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Blueballs has added GordonRamsMe, GodisaWoman, Pidgey, Keef, Grampaps, and Hearithurgling to the chat
Blueballs has changed the name of the chat to Gamers Only
Blueballs: What's up h
Blueballs: oes
Keef: Lance what is this
Keef: You know I barely use this app why would you add me to a groupchat with 6 other people
Blueballs: Relax keef you can turn off notifs
Keef: how
Blueballs: hhnhnhnh keef you noob I'll dm you
Keef: ok
GordonRamsMe: OwO what's this?
Pidgey: Hunk, my friend, my buddy, shut the hell your mouth
GordonRamsMe: :(
Pidgey: My bad that was too mean I'm sorry you have full permission to eradicate my elbows
Hearithurgling: YEAH PIDGE HOW COULD YOU
Hearithurgling: DON'T BE FUCKING
Hearithurgling: RUDE
Pidgey: Matt what I said no longer applies to Hunk but to you
Pidgey: stop referencing the same like,, 5 videos
Grampaps: MATT CALLOUT
Hearithurgling: katie do you really want to try me, gremlin?
Hearithurgling: also shiro ur next
Grampaps: try me, twink
Pidgey: Shiro what took you so long to come here?
Hearithurgling: I see you gremlin
Hearithurgling: You kids and your
Hearithurgling: Diverting the subject
Hearithurgling: But yeah Shiro u took long af like wtf man
Grampaps: Sorry I was too busy clapping ur grandpa
Pidgey: :0
GordonRamsMe: :0c
Blueballs: :0cc
Keef: I
Hearithurgling: what is this filthy talk old man
Hearithurgling: ever since your hair went white youve been pretty bold
Hearithurgling: I miss the old shiro
Hearithurgling: Straight from the go shiro
Grampaps: To be quite frank
Grampaps: I don't give a fuck
Grampaps: I'm going to die at the ancient age of 7 anyways
Grampaps: Eat ass live fast am I right
Keef: Never type that again
Keef: you sound like
Keef: him
Blueballs: you called?
Hearithurgling: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hearithurgling: hear him hurgling.
Hearithurgling: John fortnite is here
Pidgey: Thats it youre all cancelled
Pidgey: Also Lance you never stated why you made this groupchat
Blueballs: Ok so basically
Hearithurgling: IM MONKY
Blueballs: DAMNNIT MATT OMG
Blueballs: To make a long ass story short
Blueballs: I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
GodisaWoman: I just wanted to make some cookies man and I come back to my phone and see this
GodisaWoman: I just wanted to bake some goods to go with my earl grey
Godisawoman: This is British oppression
Blueballs: ALLURA
Blueballs: GUYS THE QUEEN IS HERE
Blueballs: the LEGEND
Hearithurgling: my pubic hairs are in ORBIT
Pidgey: hey matt I don't want to hear about your pubic hair
Pidgey: anyways what up b we haven't chatted in like,, since yesterday
Keef: I forgot I was still here
Keef: Hi I haven't died (yet)
Blueballs: edgy
Grampaps: hey allura!
GodisaWoman: god this groupchat is as doomed as the last one
Pidgey: OH YEAH LANCE YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION
Blueballs: ok so
Blueballs: the old groupchat was dead so I made this one
Blueballs: also it didnt have keith or shiro because they both yeeted themselves out
Pidgey: understandable have a great d
Keef: wowie I almost feel special
Keef: *creep by radiohead plays in bg*
Hearithurgling: BUT I'M A CREEP
Grampaps: I'M A WEIRDOOO
Blueballs: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
Pidgey: I DON'T BELONG HERE
GordonRamsMe: y'all done?
Blueballs: Y'ALL
Pidgey: keef has really rubbed off on all of us
Pidgey: ugh his mind
Keef: why do you guys still call me keef will I ever catch a break
Pidgey: no
Blueballs: no
GordonRamsMe: no :(
GodisaWoman: no
Hearithurgling: no
Grampaps: no
Keef: SHIRO NOT YOU TOO
Grampaps: yes me too
Keef: Jesus will remember that
Keef: also why can't I change my user.. like at all
Pidgey: >;^3c
Keef: Pidge you little shit
Hearithurgling: Pidge as your older brother I demand that you delete that face
Hearithurgling: That is singlehandedly the worst thing you've ever typed
Hearithurgling: wait nevermind the essay on how cannibals correctly eat ass vs regular people is
Hearithurgling: but this is coming in second
Blueballs: excuse me the WHAT now
GordonRamsME: Lance this is Pidge we're talking about
Blueballs: damb you right
Pidgey: damb
Pidgey: h*ck you guys I could be innocent and very normal if I wanted
Blueballs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blueballs: BIDGEON USE BIG BOY BAD WORD
Blueballs: ME NO LIKEY
Pidgey: well yeah? fr*ck your standards
Blueballs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blueballs: deadass explodes
Pidgey: y'all hear sum?
Keef: I hear sum but imma ignore it
Grampaps: stop bullying the nice cuban boy
Keef: I'll bully him all I want
Blueballs: meanie
Blueballs: keith how does it feel to literally commit a hate crime
Keef: what do you mean
GordonRamsMe: Oh no
GordonRamsMe: Lance no
Pidge: oh god no
Blueballs: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Blueballs: WHEN YOU NOD YOUR HEAD YES
Blueballs: BUT YOU WANNA SAY NO
Grampaps: I'm shutting this down right now
Grampaps: Lance I didn't go through hell and back for this
Blueballs: you guys are no fun :(
Keef: no we just appreciate our mental health
GodisaWoman: its selfcare
GodisaWoman: also be sure to drink water to avoid crusty skin and crippling depression
Keef: too late
Hearithurgling: yo do you guys remember that one song
Keef: very specific
GordonRamsMe: how does it go
Hearithurgling: all the time i turn around
Hearithurgling: brothers gather round
Hearithurgling: always looking at me up and down
Hearithurgling: always looking at my u h
Blueballs: FERGALICIOUS
Blueballs: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG
Grampaps: aw my early highschool years
Grampaps: or was it late middle school
Grampaps: oh god i have dementia
Hearithurgling: you're really rocking the grandpa role shiro
GordonRamsMe: why are you being so mean to him hes both 6 and 87
GordonRamsMe: don't be mean to really old people and really young people
GordonRamsMe: I thought this was socially expected
Grampaps: hunk is the only child that matters here
Grampaps: the rest of you are trash
Blueballs: :(
Pidgey: :(
Keef: >:/
Hearithurgling: wow shiro
Hearithurgling: being called trash is the worst thing to do to young impressionable teenagers like pidge, keith, and lance
Hearithurgling: don't be so cruel
Grampaps: I know for a fact that I am not getting lectured by Matthew Holt in the flesh
Grampaps: you were just talking abt ur pubes like 5 minutes ago
Hearithurgling: in my defense
Hearithurgling: h
Hearithurgling: ur mom gay
Grampaps: im offended
Blueballs: get dunked on dad
Pidgey: get rekt m8
Keef: get roasted liberal
GordonRamsMe: god what is even going on anymore
Blueballs: idk and tbh idc
Grampaps: you kids and your abbreviations
Grampaps: speak like regular humans please
Blueballs: no
Pidgey: no
Grampaps: I guess I've been outvoted
Grampaps: but one day
Blueballs: hey keith
Keef: ?
Blueballs: can i haz beesechurger? >w<
Keef: thats it thats it im sick and tired of all the dumb things going on around here
Keef: im gonna
Keef: im gonna
Keef: im gonna go commit lance block
Blueballs: PLEASE DON'T
Blueballs: WHO ELSE WILL SUPPLY ME UNNECESSARY ANGER AND/OR INDIFFERENCE
Blueballs: THOSE ARE THE 2 EMOTIONS I LACK THE MOST
Keef: too bad
Grampaps: you kids are a mess
GodisaWoman: I think we're all messes
GodisaWoman: but we're messes together
GodisaWoman: and thats what makes us a chaotic force to be reckoned with
Blueballs: thats oddly inspirational
Blueballs: allura wtf
GodisaWoman: ;)
GordonRamsMe: I came for memes I stayed for wholesomeness
Pidgey: real chaotic force hours
Blueballs: anyways
Blueballs: I'm tired
Blueballs: I think I'm done memeing for right now
Blueballs: goodnight guys
Pidgey: gn >:3
Keef: gn
GordonRamsMe: gn <3
Grampaps: gn
GodisaWoman: gn
Hearithurgling: gn
Hearithurgling: JOHN FORTNITE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hearithurgling: so
Hearithurgling: can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hearithurgling: big titty anime neku alien waifu gf
Keef: god this chat is already going to shit