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1. Close Encounters of the Boosh Kind by blackmountainbones

   Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   21 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Howard Moon/Vince Noir
   • Howard Moon/Aliens
   • Howard Moon
   • Vince Noir
   • Original Alien Character(s)
   • Naboo the Enigma
   • Bollo (Mighty Boosh)
   • Saboo (Mighty Boosh)
   • Tony Harrison
   • Dennis (Mighty Boosh)
   • Kirk (Mighty Boosh)
   • Leroy (Mighty Boosh)
   • Bob Fossil
   • Anthrax (Mighty Boosh)
   • Ebola (Mighty Boosh)
   • tags to be added as we go
   • UFOs
   • Aliens
   • Alien Abduction
   • Howard Moon thinks he’s a virgin
   • he’s wrong
   • Uranus - Freeform
   • this fic is literally out of this world
   • shamelessly inspired by the Sims
   • man tits
   • knocker stuff
   • Alien probing
   • alien noncon
   • Alien Impregnation
   • Mpreg
   • Uranus-Earth Breeding Program
   • Shaman Council
   • shaman behaving badly
   • Howard has no idea what sex is
   • don't worry Vince sets him straight
   • Howard has a virginity crisis
   • sadness showers
   • major sulking
   • Howard deals with his pregnancy like a man
   • Vince is a good human
   • is it an author self-insert or isn’t it
   • Libraries
   • where the wild things are
   • Fluff
   • seriously there’s gonna be a lot of fluffy bits so get ready to rot your teeth
   • Sexy foot massages
   • lawyerings
   • Saboo & Harrison Quality Solicitors
   • intergalactic sex law
   • Shaman charity cases
   • Uranians are terrible
   • UST
   • Pining
   • Loads of pining
   • Pregnancy Kink
   • Vince gets off on Howard's hot pregnancy bod
   • especially his hot pregnancy tits
   • THEM SLAGS
   • Ghouls
   • Exorcism
   • comedic exorcism
   • judge judy - Freeform
   • Drugs
   • Masturbation
   • sexy back massages
   • scalp massage kink exists
   • dicks are hard but feelings are harder
   • heteronormative gender roles are so passe
   • Kissing
   • we wave a magic wand at men delivering babies
   • Frotting
   • Belly worship
   • Mutual Wanking
   • Blowjobs
   • Cum Eating
   • Premature Ejaculation
   • Vince always comes first because he CAN’T EVEN with pregnant sexy Howard
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Full penetration
   • Breeding Kink
   • Praise Kink
   • Comeplay
   • Howard Moon hedge witch
   • gardening is a metaphor
   • guess what it’s a metaphor for? (it’s obvious)
   • scrapbook night
   • abuse of stationary (everything can be drugs if you try hard enough)
   • Naboo catches feelings for about 3 seconds and all of them are terrible
   • aliens from Uranus are the worst
   • Baby Shower
   • Vince has a popularity crisis to match the 31 chapter crisis Howard has
   • and by 31 chapter crisis we mean this entire fic
   • matching couples outfits
   • abuse of a papoose
   • Leroy is a good buddy
   • galactic baby shower
   • alien buttplug
   • drunk baby shower shenanigans
   • Bob Fossil is a real creep in this one
   • Naboo talks to his roommates about their sex life
   • Shaman-prescribed sexathon
   • men in labor
   • non-medically accurate childbirth
   • Tony Harrison is neither a doctor nor a lawyer but don't tell him that
   • tw: needles
   • Don't Try This At Home
   • Naboo putting the marijuana in medical marijuana
   • happy endings

   Summary

   In the aftermath of being kidnapped and impregnated by an alien race, Howard must navigate the trials and tribulations of being a single father. Luckily, he has Vince and the Shaman Council by his side.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Alien Baby

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   112,810

   Chapters:

   32/32

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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