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2019-07-26
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Groot to English

Summary:

Have you ever wanted to learn how to speak groot? Well you can now!

Work Text:

I AM GROOT = HOW
I AM GROOT = WHY
I AM GROOT = WHEN
I AM GROOT = WHERE
I AM GROOT = WHO
I AM GROOT = Wanna have sex
I AM GROOT = My name is groot
I AM GROOT = I always have morning wood
I AM GROOT = I love rocket
I AM GROOT = I am a cannibal
I AM GROOT = Fuck you
I AM GROOT = I wanna press the button
I AM GROOT = I am better than all of you
I AM GROOT = Trees are cooler than people
I AM GROOT = fuck this shit I'm out
I AM GROOT = I love you
I AM GROOT = I am awesome
I AM GROOT = Can I hug you
I AM GROOT = Team Galaxy
I AM GROOT = I am scared
I AM GROOT = I want my mommy
I AM GROOT = Haha you can't understand me
I AM GROOT = Trees need love
I AM GROOT = Luke I am Your Father
I AM GROOT = Can we watch a movie
I AM GROOT = wanna netflix and chill
I AM GROOT = lets play a game
I AM GROOT = Peter is stupid
I AM GROOT = Gamora is badass