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Minho  added  Hyunjin, Yongbok, Juyeon, Haknyeon, Hyunjoon, Changmin, Yeosang, Seonghwa, Yunho, Wooyoung,   San, Yeonjun and Beomgyu

Yongbok  changed their username into  Felix

Yeosang
Why won't you tell us that your name is Yongbok?

Felix
BRO I HATE THIS NAME USE FELIX

Yeosang
Yongbok is obviously easier for me to pronouce
So allow me to decline your request

Haknyeon
Are you a robot or something?

Seonghwa
He's only like this in front of strangers

Hyunjoon
We've been dancing together for 2 weeks already and we're still strangers?
I'm hurt

Yeosang
Sorry bae

Minho
Did you just fucking made a reference to BTS Cypher pt.4-

Yeosang
Yes because my bias Taehyung wasn't included

Juyeon
I can't see the correlation between the two

Yeonjun
OMG WE SHARE THE SAME BIAS

Beomgyu
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A BIAS I'M OT7

Yeosang
You two are fucking loud

Felix
I can totally forsee sangie being savage

Seonghwa
Fuck you only I can call him Sangie

Hyunjin
ANYWAY
Where's Changmin, Yunho, San and Wooyoung?

Changmin
I just
Can't find the right moment to join the convo

Yunho
Woosan be fucking

Minho
Wtf.

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Chilli Sauce

Squirrel 
GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND

Kangaroo
Jisung finally grew up and grew the balls to make new friends

Raccoon
Let's see how many days he can sustain

Baby
Last time his "friend" tolerated him for a day and left bc he's too loud

Raccoon
Says the one who's also loud af

Beanie
Says the one who's edgy af

Laptop
Says the one who's emo af

BobbyII
Says the one who's the butt monkey

Kangaroo
Isn't Jisung the butt monkey though?

Squirrel
Well damn do you want some homemade fists?

Baby
Honestly the only winner here is Chan bc he's friends with like everyone

Squirrel
SHUT UP AND LET ME ADD HIM IN PEACE
Also I hope you guys won't ruin our cool image yet when I add him thx

Squirrel  added  Soobin

Kangaroo
HAN JISUNG LOSER

Beanie
HAN JISUNG LOSER

Raccoon
HAN JISUNG LOSER

Laptop
HAN JISUNG LOSER

BobbyII
HAN JISUNG LOSER

Baby
HAN JISUNG LOSER

Soobin
??????

Squirrel
SON YOUNGJAE I TRUSTED YOU

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The Sound of Heaven

Hyungseo, Chanhee, Jongho, Taehyun  and  Kai  joined the group using the invitation link

Hyungseo  changed their name to  Kevin

Chanhee
Who made this stupid group name?

Dad
EXCUSE ME

Chanhee
I'm sorry
I plead for your forgiveness

Kai
:0

Mum
Great job Sangyeon it took you 3 seconds to scare the baby
Why can't you be like woojin?

Taehyun
Nah it's fine he's just a scaredy cat

Dad02
Sangyeon being mean has nothing to do with me Jacob

TheNoisyDude
Yeah Sangyeon you're just mean

Dad
Imma beat your ass later

Jongho
You won't dare if you see me

Dad
oH?

Jongho
I can smash a watermelon in half

Prince
:0

Fennec
Wtf

Meanie
YANG JEONGIN DON'T YOU DARE SWEAR ISTFG

Fennec
WELL WHOSE FAULT YOU THINK IT WAS

Kevin
Well yeah this place has nothing to do with heaven

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Bunch of Hoes

MainHoe
I love whoever creates the group name and the usernames

DumbHoe
Aren't you the one who changed it?

MainHoe
Juyeon I love you more when you stfu

FoodieHoe
This isn't the Minho I remembered?

OCDHoe
What if I only need Sangie's love and therefore I don't need to shut up?

MainHoe
Sucks to be you then

OCDHoe
Definitely not because Sangie is the best boyfriend ever

TheOnlyNiceOne
Allow me to leave for a while and explode in peace thx

TallHoe
You two are mf cute

MainHoe
Lovebirds
Ew

DolphinHoe
Did San and I just get dissed?

AussieHoe
Let's see what's gonna happen if I add Chan here

MainHoe
NOPE 
This is a dancers' only group
If u wanna include chan just start another chat

CuteHoe
Aw Minho you find me cute uwu
Also I love the idea of a new chat!!!

JisungsHoe
Minho wtf
WHY ARE YOU LETTING FELIX OPENING ANOTHER CHAT

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Yongbok started a new chat room

Yongbok changed his username into Felix

Felix added Minho, Hyunjin, Seonghwa, Yeosang, Yunho, Wooyoung, San, Yeonjun, Beomgyu, Juyeon, Changmin, Haknyeon, Hyunjoon and Chan

Chan
First of all wtf
Who are you

Minho
Can't believe you don't recognize your bf
I'm breaking up

Chan
I  AM SORRY PLEASE DON'T

San
Wow
Is Minho dom?

Yeonjun removed Beomgyu from the chat

Juyeon removed Hyunjoon and Changmin from the chat

Felix
Yes
He's a power bottom
Also Beomgyu is a 01 liner, Hyunjoon is a 00 liner and Changmin is a 98 liner THEY'RE A D U L T S

Yeonjun
WE DON'T TAINT THE CUTE BEAN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Juyeon
Same for Hyunjoon, and I just don't want Changmin to get any funny ideas

Haknyeon
Juyeon stop pretending to be mature please it's scaring me

Hyunjin removed Felix from the chat

Hyunjin
That's enough internet for today

Wooyoung
It's 10pm?

Hyunjin
Your point being?

Yunho
Seonghwa said sleep is for losers

Seonghwa
I'm? Pretty sure? I've never said this?

Minho
Hyunjin why tf are you acting like a mum you're far from holy

Chan
Second of all
Wtf

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I don't even know why this thing exists

Chan
This chat name is such mf mood

Minho
This
My boyfie
Is exactly why I love you

Chan
Awww

Yunho
Awwww you two are really cute
I guess you're right Felix
Wait

Yeosang
Felix got kicked out by Hyunjin, dumbass
Also are we gonna ever add back Hyunjoon, Changmin and Beomgyu?

Hyunjin
I can see Felix isn't on your list

Minho
Just leave that motherfucker alone

Chan
You CAN'T bully ma fellow aussie:(((((

Minho
Fine
But only bc you say this

Minho added Felix, Beomgyu, Hyunjoon and Changmin

Hyunjoon
Juyeon hyungie I trusted you:(((((((

Juyeon
I
What

Wooyoung
Did I just witness a gay panic????

San
That doesn't exist in my dictionary

Changmin
It doesn't look like a gay panic tho
It's just Juyeon being dumb, as usual

Minho
Time to renew your ancient dictionary then

Beomgyu
Is it just me or Wooyoung and San always speak together?

Hyunjin
It's just you
Because their speeches were separated once

Yeonjun
You remember this but you don't remember that (1) dance move??????

Hyunjin
OH SHIT

Minho
You hoes
This is not the dance group chat
Also make it personal thanks

Seonghwa
You are wild

Chan
You haven't seen him in beaowefhd;jkljg

Minho
Please ignore that
I am sorry that yall have to witness this shit

Hyunjin
We need some parental presence
Seonghwa alone isn't enough

Seonghwa
And why am I a parental presence????

Yeosang
Bc you are one, mum

Seonghwa
Sangie no, not here

Minho
Ooh;)

Beomgyu
Isn't Yeosang only being sacarstic...?

Yeonjun
I just had a heart attack

Hyunjin
GUESS WHAT MINHO
I am bringing your worst enemy before the parents

Hyunjin added Changbin

Minho
Oh fuck

Changbin
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU ASSHOE

Wooyoung
Asshoe? Is that a pun bc it's actually pretty funny????

San
Wooyoung I'm starting to question your sanity now

Wooyoung
Is that another pun??? Sanity???

Seonghwa
Wooyoung no

Wooyounng
WOOYOUNG YES MOTHERFUCKERS

Minho
This is why we can't have nice things
Changmin you knew someone too right?

Changmin
Yeppers

Minho added Woojin

Changmin added Sangyeon and Joonyoung

Seonghwa
You're right about me can't handling this alone

Seonghwa added Hongjoong

Seonghwa
Hongjoong help

Hongjoong
?

Joonyoung
Can somebody explain

Wooyoung
YEEHAW BITCHES

Changmin
This is pretty much self-explanatory

Hongjoong
San what did you do

San
I DID NOTHING

Minho
It's obviously Changbin's fault because he started it

Changbin
AND WHY IS IT MY FAULT

Minho
BECAUSE HE WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SON OF A BITCH CALL ME ASSHOE
Oh wait
It's hyunjin's fault bc he added you

Hyunjin
GODDAMMIT

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It's been a short while, and I intended to update, but I suppose most of you know what happened, that is, Hyunjoon and Woojin quitting. Since this chat fic is non-idol AU, I will definitely continue including them in the future.

Just give me some more time to recover from the shock...thanks ><

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we stray further away from jesus everyday

Minho
Who changed the name of the chat

Joonyoung
Me
What're you gonna do about it?

Minho
Nothing
Tho it's a boring title
It's the truth
No objections

Joonyoung
Good

Hyunjin
Minho is...tamed?

Minho
I can still cut off your legs if you want me to?

Hyunjin
NO THANKS

Yeonjun
No wonder Minho is the main hoe

Chan
The power my boyfie holds :)

Minho
;)

Hyunjin
If you two keep on flirting with each other imma yeet you out of the groupchat

Woojin
Yeah I really don't want to say that but 
You and Jisung literally eat each other's faces in front of me every single day
I'm traumatized by you two

Sangyeon
What about you and Felix?

Woojin
I don't allow him to violate public decency

Felix
:(

Hyunjoon
But dorms don't really count as "public", isn't it?

Woojin
Technically yes but 
Some unwanted people are living here with us rn
Other than Hyunjin

Hyunjin
JISUNG PAID YOU ALREADY

Woojin
Are you positive that it's just him living here rn?

Hyunjin
I
You're right

Minho
Lmao weak

Changbin
I hate to agree with Minho but you're indeed weak this time Hyunjin

Hyunjin
No one asked for your opinion both of you
Especially you seo changbin you short ass

Hongjoong
I feel attacked for some reason

Wooyoung
Me too?

Haknyeon
Eric isn't here but I feel attacked too

Changbin
Now I hope Minho can chop your legs off

Sangyeon
Who are the unwanted people though

Woojin
I'll let them speak for themselves

Woojin added Jeongin, Seungmin and Jongho

Sangyeon
Wait what? Jongho? The watermelon chopping kid?

Yeonjun
Wow you chop up watermelons?????

Jongho
Yeah

Haknyeon
Damn that's useful

Seungmin
Context please?

Juyeon
Apparently you are the unwanted people in Woojin's dorm room

Seungmin
Well
We don't get to officially live in the dorms so we sneaked into Woojin's
His is big
Also Jongho didn't have one either and we're friends so we begged to let him in too

Joonyoung
Sangyeon
We don't have a fruit knife

Jongho
You want to use my arms as a fruit knife huh

Yunho
This is kinda a good way to use Jongho

San
I don't really want to know what that means

Beomgyu
Doesn't that just means Jongho is strong enough to break fruits?

Seonghwa
Please ignore San's dirty mind

Hongjoong
Fruit knives are cheap though?

Changmin
I bet Jacob spent all of the money on cereal

Haknyeon
Or maybe jelly?

Joonyoung
I paid the dorm fees so point invalid

Hyunjoon
So
You spent the rest of the money on cereal?

Joonyoung
Hyunjoon
Who did you hang out with?

Hyunjin
Minho

Minho
I am pretty sure you 00 liners hang out together more than I do

Changbin
HA insult backfired

Hyunjin
CHANGBIN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ATTACK HIM

Chan
DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK MY BABY

Felix
Yeet Hyunjin finally revealed his evil side
Should I celebrate?

Minho
I'm in

Seonghwa
So this is why you need parental guidance

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we stray further from jesus everyday

Minho
I was thinking
will hyunjin seal away the devil inside him and peace can finally come if we add jisung in here?

Chan
Evil hyunjin gone? Maybe
Peace? Definitely no

Hyunjin
DON'T YOU DARE

Changbin
Hyunjin are you going through puberty again?

Hyunjin
YOU SPEAK ANOTHER WORD, I'M TAKING YOUR INSOLES AWAY FROM YOU

Changbin
OH AND I'M GONNA CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS FOR REAL

Haknyeon
For some reason I support this changbin guy

Hyunjoon
Wouldn't it be cute if we have another couple here?

Seonghwa
You two only have one word different in your names but Hyunjoon is an angel

Juyeon
I second that

Changmin
You're just defending your crush aren't you

Juyeon
I am not

Hyunjoon
?

Yeonjun
Wow
Hyunjoon is denser than I thought

Joonyoung
How about we add Chanhee too?

Sangyeon
Changmin and Chanhee are literal partners in crime what do you mean

Woojin
But Chanhee is scared of Sangyeon
It's fine

Seungmin
As long as chanhee doesn't befriend jongho

Jongho
(:

Haknyeon
Why can't you use ":)" like everyone else

Yeonjun
I mean
He chops watermelons

Hongjoong
What should I do if jongho will only be known as "watermelon chopping kid" from now on

Yeosang
Wyr let him known as "watermelon chopping kid" or "forehead flick killer"?

Hongjoong
...
You're right

Seonghwa
My boy you're so smart

Hyunjin
My eyes-

Minho
I'm done with you

Chan added Jisung

Chan
Thank me later

Jisung
And why would I thank you?

Hongjoong
Oh hey the loser is here

Beomgyu
Why is he the loser?

Felix
Because he is

Hyunjin
YOU CANNOT INSULT MY BOYFRIEND

Woojin
:)

Hyunjin
I'm sorry

Woojin
That's what I thought

Yeonjun
I believe this is what will happen to Changmin, Chanhee and Sangyeon

Joonyoung
Thanks, I feel safe now

Joonyoung added Chanhee

Chanhee
Wtf?

Changmin
It's complicated

Hyunjoon
It really isn't that complicated

Beomgyu
But I don't get what's happening for like 90% of the time

Yeosang
Can you sum up bc same

Hyunjoon
Minho encouraged Felix to start this chat > minho and hyunjin and changbin are spinning out of control (mainly hyunjin) so we added the parental figures aka woojin, hongjoong, sangyeon & jacob > somehow we brought up the topic of woojin's rent so seungmin, jeongin and jongho, who are unofficial residents, were added > jisung was added as a failed attempt to seal off hyunjin's demonic side > we try to add chanhee so changmin can also shut up

Yeonjun
That wasn't simple at all

Haknyeon
Well because your brain is stuck

Changmin
Haknyeon are you having your second puberty

Juyeon
That's not how puberty works

Beomgyu
Maybe he's just in a bad mood?

Haknyeon
Thanks Beomgyu you're a true angel

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The Sound of Heaven

Dad
Christmas is near and we need to sing goddamn Christmas carols again

Taehyun
Oh no

Kai
Oh no

Dad
Oh no indeed

Jongho
I heard it's a bit different this year tho

Dad02
Well yes but actually no

Mum
This year they finally gave the approval to sing relatively pop songs
But we still need to sing traditional carols

Dad02
Also they said that we can collborate with the other 2 teams

Jongho
As in dancers and?

Dad
Rappers
Speaking of which I'm gonna discuss with their two leaders now

Christmas Party Discussion

Sangyeon
Hi

Minho
Great
This is not the crackhead gc so let's get serious for once
What songs do you plan to perform?

Sangyeon
That depends
Do you have any choreo for any songs

Minho
I can just create a new choreo anytime
Don't worry about that

Hongjoong
Really? Right on the spot?

Minho
Eh no that's too exaggerated
But like
Simple ones can be created within a day
And I plan to create simple ones anyway bc we have less than a month's time

Hongjoong
Oooh
Well then so we just discuss the songs and then BAM! you have the choreo

Minho
Yup

Sangyeon
Great
How about Starship's christmas song from last year

Hongjoong
It's a beautiful song but it doesn't have any rap parts
How about WM's?

Minho
Timing?

Hongjoong
yes yes

Minho
wait
I just realized that we don't neccessarily need christmas songs, right? Any ones with the mood should be fine

Sangyeon
oh shit you're right

Hongjoong
Then
how about Monsta X's By My Side?

Minho
You have taste
I love you already

Sangyeon
Save that for your bf

Minho
I love Joong as a friend duh
ANYWAY
Any more songs?

Hongjoong
There's this I really like but the high notes are really high
Oh My Girl's SSFWL

Minho
I'd hate to say that but Jisung  can do it

Sangyeon
WHAT

Minho
You heard me bruh

Hongjoong
He's insane

Minho
Indeed
But can't you lower the key?

Hongjoong
Oh
I totally forgot that option
Alright I'll do that

Sangyeon
We need one more

Hongjoong
We have one boy group song and one girl group song...
Do we have any choices from co-ed groups?

Minho
Let's just go with Timing then?

Sangyeon
Yes we can

Minho
SSFWL already have the choreo so I'm gonna think about Timing and By My Side
See ya later

Hongjoong
So we're just gonna arrange the parts within ourselves, right?

Sangyeon
Yeah
Since we have many people maybe we can split up into three groups

Hongjoong
Cool
I won't let Jisung sing, don't worry

Sangyeon
Um that's not within my concern but thanks?

Hongjoong
Ur welcome
Anyway let's wait until Minho come back online bc I figure that we should eat together as well

Sangyeon
Ohh you're right
The three of us or the whole group?

Hongjoong
That's what I meant to discuss

Sangyeon
Ah I see
Well then let's just do our work for now

Hongjoong
Yup!

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we stray further from jesus everyday

Joonyoung added Hyungseo, Taehyun and Kai

Hongjoong added Soobin, Sunwoo, Youngjae and Mingi

Sangyeon
Literally why

Joonyoung
Sangyeon, think about it
We are all gonna practice all day long before the party, and the kids are gonna become closer and closer and eventually it will end up like this anyway
Now we can only hope they find one another annoying and quit the group

Minho
Which will probably not happen

Sangyeon
EXACTLY
Why can't you just lock them out?

Minho
Because Felix is the admin of this group and he's a sucker for chaos
He won't lock anyone out

Juyeon
Didn't he got kicked out at one point?

Seonghwa
But he's back so he regained the position

Felix
I am just nice:)

Jisung
Says the one who joined in saying I'm a loser?

Youngjae
Jesus you're so salty

Yeonjun
Is no one concerned about how Hyunjin still haven't jumped out and defend his bf tho?

Woojin
He's sick
So I cut his internet and force him to rest

Beomgyu
Tell him to take care :(

Minho
Thank god fin-fucking-ally

Changmin
Two types of people

Hongjoong
He's sick?
Can he still perform?

Chanhee
three types maybe?

Woojin
He's fine if he STOP WATCHING VIDEOS OF PARK JINYOUNG FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT
That's why I cut his internet
And Jisung's

Sunwoo
Why is the loser still online tho

Jisung
KIM SUNWOO

Minho
Bc he's too annoying and I have to give him internet to shut him up

Chan
Because my bf is soft for him and gave him internet

Haknyeon
What's up with these two drastically different answers

Yeosang
We all know Minho is like the biggest tsundere

Sunwoo
This yeosang guy is a nerd and I love him already

Seonghwa
WHY TF IS EVERYONE THIRSTING OVER MY BOY

Wooyoung
Well duh yeosang's hot
And charming af

Hyunjoon
Yeah Seonghwa what do you expect

Yunho
No one's thirsting over him though

Haknyeon
Hyunjoon stop you'll make juyeon salty

Minho
Actually yes, people are thirsting over Yeosang
I saw this random guy keep on staring him during practice today
But I can't see who

Jisung
I think I know who's that

Seonghwa
you WHAT

San
I caught a glimpse of a black T-shirt

Felix
I think it's Changbin

Jisung
yes probably
he literally stood in front of the dance room and stared inside

Changbin
Did I?

Seonghwa
YOU SON OF A BITCH

Wooyoung
BINNIE WHY
YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Minho
RIP Changbin
You will be missed
Two people are coming for your life now

Seungmin
I trusted you asshole

Seungmin went offline

Taehyun
Wow this is some good shit

Changbin
I SWEAR I AM JUST WONDERING WHO HE IS BECAUSE HE DANCES SO NICELY

Yeosang
Um
Thanks for the compliment?

Seonghwa
yes my baby is gorgeous BUT NO ONES IS GONNA BE AFTER HIM

Seonghwa went offline

Changbin
WELL FUCK MY LIFE

Changbin went offline

Mingi
Damn this is the first time I see Seonghwa being so aggressive

Kai
Is no one gonna mention Seungmin tho

Yeonjun
WHO TF TAUGHT TAEHYUN TO SWEAR

Beomgyu
You, obviously
I mean you swear in front of us like 287 times a day

Hyunjoon
Beomgyu actually
snarked?

Juyeon 
Guys two of my friends want to join

Jeongin
He's like this in front of soobin and yeonjun
Apparently

Hongjoong
Save for later juyeon
This isn't the right time

Joonyoung
Juyeon gimme their contacts and I'll deal with it

Hyunseo
This place is crazier than I expected

Taehyun
I want the tea of Seungmin tho

Yeonjun
NOW IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME

Soobin
Jeez calm down

Yunho
does this Soobin guy always act like a parent?

Yeonjun
No

Beomgyu
No

Taehyun
No

Kai
No

Soobin
When did yall become so team-spirited????

Jisung
This is also the first fucking time I see you talking so much

Youngjae
Not everyone is chatty like you 

Mingi
You're really not in the position to say that to Jisung

San
I'd say the same to you Mingi

Joonyoung
Should I be surprised?
Oh yeah, Sangyeon, we need to audition Juyeon's two friends tomorrow

Hongjoong
I'm amazed with how you two still manage to hold a decent conversation

Minho
Seeing that Sangyeon didn't reply, I'd say he already gave up following the messages mid-way

Chan
Relatable