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1. i don't care who you are (or where you come from) by riverdalenerdlol

   Fandoms: Riverdale (TV 2017), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones
   • Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones
   • Jughead Jones & Toni Topaz
   • Jughead Jones & Archie Andrews
   • Betty Cooper & Archie Andrews
   • Betty Cooper & Cheryl Blossom & Veronica Lodge
   • Jughead Jones & Jellybean Jones
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • minor or background friendships
   • Jughead Jones
   • Betty Cooper
   • Archie Andrews
   • Toni Topaz
   • Veronica Lodge
   • Cheryl Blossom
   • Gladys Jones
   • Jellybean Jones
   • FP Jones II
   • Alice Cooper
   • Hal Cooper
   • Charles Cooper
   • Polly Cooper
   • Hot Dog
   • Caramel - Character
   • Dilton Doiley
   • Ben Button
   • Ethel Muggs
   • Reggie Mantle
   • Moose Mason
   • Midge Klump
   • Kevin Keller
   • Josie McCoy
   • Melody Valentine
   • Trev Brown
   • Valerie Brown
   • Sweet Pea
   • Fangs Fogarty
   • Joaquin DeSantos
   • Chuck Clayton
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Filius Flitwick
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Horace Slughorn
   • Other Hogwarts Professors
   • Other Minor Characters
   • Jason Blossom
   • Angst
   • There's a whole lotta angst
   • a lot of fluff too
   • Mutual Pining
   • Slow Burn
   • and I mean it this time
   • prevalent social hierarchy among wizarding families
   • Gladys is the good parent this time
   • FP's a drunk
   • Neither of the Cooper parents are any good
   • Charles and Polly Cooper aren't much better
   • Charles (Smith) is a Cooper because I can
   • Jason's an older brother to Cheryl and not her twin
   • betty and cheryl are cousins
   • Betty and Veronica have been best friends for a long time
   • Jughead is bullied
   • He's not into girls or boys
   • He's into Betty and Betty only
   • Lots of quidditch talk
   • Everyone loves quidditch here
   • Betty is a seeker
   • Jughead's a chaser
   • EVERYONE loves quidditch
   • except maybe Dilton and Ethel
   • reggie's a jerk
   • Moose goes along with it because he's muggleborn and he doesn't know what he's getting into
   • mentions of parental abuse
   • Verbal Abuse
   • a hint of physical abuse
   • Reggie bullies Jughead
   • it's really a huge problem
   • Betty has a glow up over the summer one year
   • All The Boys are interested after that
   • but Jughead's been interested the entire time
   • Friendship Angst
   • Romantic Angst
   • there's a Romeo and Juliet theme in here somewhere
   • there's enough tropes to fill the room of requirement
   • an instance of sharing a bed
   • mutual pining is all up in here
   • Gryffindor Betty Cooper
   • Ravenclaw Jughead Jones
   • self doubt
   • maybe a drizzle of self harm if I'm feeling spicy
   • strangers to friends to strangers to friends to avoiding each other to friends to lovers
   • it's a rollercoaster
   • meet cute
   • Betty's super nice to everyone
   • Reggie's rude to everyone that doesn't agree with him
   • he's also rude to anyone that doesn't fear him
   • I'll add others as I go along
   • this is just off the top of my head
   • this plot is so cliched that it could literally happen in any setting
   • but I chose Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts
   • Magical stuffs
   • normal stuff you'd expect when you're in the wizarding world
   • Post Second Wizarding War
   • voldy is dead as a doornail
   • and there may be some smut eventually
   • but it's slowburn so be patient
   • it's as slow as a rotisserie
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Tasteful Smut
   • it's very soft smutty things

   Summary

   The Jones family was once a respected, wealthy family in the wizarding world. That was until evidence was found that Forsythe Pendleton Jones I, a long dead Death Eater, had some not-so-legal transactions. All of the wealth inherited from Jughead's grandfather was confiscated by the Ministry of Magic. Jughead's only escape from his home of horrors is to get to Hogwarts. FP II wants him in Slytherin to uphold the family tradition. Jughead doesn't want to be like his dad.

   Elizabeth Cooper, younger daughter of Alice and Hal Cooper, has been taught from a young age that her family has only been sorted in Slytherin. Her mom, dad, sister. Her cousins, the Blossoms, are the same way. Her mom is related to the Malfoys, her father to the Weasleys. Her parents would be pleased with nothing more than Elizabeth being sorted a Slytherin and getting on the quidditch team. But Betty Cooper isn't like her family.

   What happens when a girl from a rich, strict family is sorted a Gryffindor? A boy from a besmirched family, Ravenclaw? Two misfits of their respective families meet in front of the Room of Requirement. What could go wrong? Everything. Absolutely everything.

   6TH BFFAs - NOMINEE FANTASY/SCI-FI/UNDER THE RADAR

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