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It’s a gradual process, so gradual that it’s not until the final, final resolution of DL-6 that Miles even notices. No, that is incorrect – it is a few days after that, when the truth of the situation has finally sunk in and the weight he has carried for fifteen years finally sloughed from his shoulders, that he notices. A grey January day split by a shaft of sunlight spilling through the clouds and across his desk and sleeve, the wine fabric rich in its light. And the thought comes to him…
Has it always been this vibrant, this… bright?
A moment to walk across his office, compare his current jacket to the one in the case to confirm that, no, this is indeed the same shade he has always worn. It simply appears more vivid today for some reason.
…
…it really is quite eye-catching, isn’t it?
A few more moments’ pondering on this and he dismisses the vague concern it raises as unnecessary. It is still a fine shade that suits him well, and as it has never caused undue trouble before then there is no reason to start worrying now.
It turns out it’s not just his own clothes that have become brighter, however. Perhaps he would not have noticed in another season, but it is January, and even Japanafornia cannot escape the clouds and gloom the first month of the year so seems to favour. And against this grey backdrop the colours that are there stand out all the more – a red scarf, a green hat, a shock of blue when Wright sprints past him one day in court, in too much of a hurry for more than a frazzled, “Hi, Edgeworth!” thrown over one shoulder. (And that really is… much bluer than he’d thought it was the previous times he’d faced the man (and a tiny part of him is relieved not to actually be the only lawyer in the city running around in jewel tones).) It is strange. Not… unpleasant, per se, but strange, that colours are becoming so much more apparent to him lately, though he thinks little of it.
Until Gant.
Until “You’ll end up just like him” starts ringing around and around in his head and the colours around him go so dim as to be nearly grey-scale, and he finally makes the connection that it was likely the years of stress and fear under von Karma that had had the colours originally leeching from his world.
…he can’t go back to this.
He can’t stand to become another Gant, another von Karma, and he especially can’t do it as he watches the city that was bright in his childhood memories, was becoming bright in his present day, loses all saturation and fades to monochrome. Not when he’d thought he finally understood how to bring about justice as opposed to merely convictions, and when he can now barely understand blue from yellow.
…there are too many memories here, good and bad and horrific, too many people with their faces going greyer by the minute, and it is too much-
It is too much.
If he stays, he’ll break, and if he breaks he’ll never get a chance to prove them wrong, that he is not the man Manfred von Karma raised him to be, he’s the one Phoenix Wright managed somehow to see and save. And he wants to have been worth saving. He may never follow in his father’s footsteps like he dreamed as a child, but he still wants to see justice done from the side of the court he now stands on.
And he can’t rely on Wright for this. The man saved him once – twice, really – but Miles learned young that people can be gone in an instant, so he cannot rely on Wright forever. This time he must save himself, find his way back into the colourful world Wright and the Fey girl and Gumshoe and everyone else seem to inhabit so naturally, on his own feet, by his own works.
He packs his bags and boards a plane for Europe, for places with no ghosts and no memories and where, for all he knows, the peoples’ faces have always been tinted grey. The note… is cruel. This he knows, even as he writes it, even as he leaves it. But Phoenix Wright chased him across fifteen years on nothing but the memory of a nine-year-old boy who, for all that man knew, could have vanished into the darkness years ago. They have somehow grown closer since then, friendlier, and that man has unusually strong luck; a mere ocean would not stop him, and Miles fears what might happen if he arrives, glowing blue, shining with his faith in the law and in the man Miles has yet to truly become.
…this is all for the best.
This is the only way Miles can think of to ever be able to meet his own eyes in the mirror again and bring colour back to his world.
So he studies. He reads book after case file, sits in on open trials, speaks with other prosecutors both senior and junior to himself, and even to some defense attorneys, judges, and other members of the legal system. He goes over the lessons Manfred von Karma drilled into him with a fine-toothed comb, discarding anything that looks even remotely unsavoury (anything that turns out to have been useful he can always relearn). He goes from country to country, lives in hotels, and, three months in, realizes that while he can meet his own gaze with greater ease now, feels that he is simply walking through deep mud rather than on rock crumbling away beneath his feet, the colours of his world are still dim and fleeting, and this will not do.
So he buys himself a small carrier bag, and into it he puts a camera, rolls of film, and an inexpensive, jointed figure of the Steel Samurai. Because he once heard that photography forces you to see the world around you in a new way, which is what he desires to do. The Steel Samurai figure is to ensure he always has something he wants to take a picture of and is willing to devote time to making look good. The film is so that he doesn’t get lost in taking too many pictures – he’s still primarily here to study law, not to become some strange artist or fill up his phone’s memory file or something of the such.
…the first roll, when he gets it developed, has him investing in a book on photography, because he’s not planning to be a professional but this is just embarrassing. The hero of Neo Olde Tokyo deserves better than this. Working within the limits of the figure’s joints slowly becomes easier as well, so it looks less like an awkward toy placed on the ground by a (vaguely embarrassed) man and more the noble warrior of justice it’s meant to resemble.
The entire enterprise serves no true purpose. He shows the pictures to no one, keeps more than the negatives of only a few, takes even fewer pictures than he had originally planned so as not to waste his limited luggage space with ream after ream of bits of coloured card stock, it uses time he could be devoting to furthering his understanding of the law, justice, and his role in both. Franziska would call him foolish. Manfred would call him childish. Wright would probably at least roll his eyes, perhaps tease him a bit.
Miles doesn’t stop. And two months after buying the camera he realizes that he’s noticing the details of his surroundings more than he used to, some places a jointed figure would look like a full-sized human or that would emphasize its true size, and some that are simply interesting to see. His phone begins to accrue its own library of carefully framed photos after all.
Another month and he has to stop for a moment to take in the vivid orange of a tree whose leaves are changing unseasonably early, turn and see the multi-hued faces of the people passing by…
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He is not welcomed back with open arms when he finally returns to America. It’s not a surprise, not with how he made his departure. He was prepared for this.
It still hurts.
Just a little. Deep in the part of him that noticed and appreciated that that man always had a smile for him, when no one else generally did beyond Gumshoe. So it hurts to see Wright scowling and angry now, especially when the hatred is not mutual.
Miles doesn’t show it. He is- he was literally trained to scowl at people from a young age, to the point that it’s his natural resting expression. Wright is angry at him? Fine, that’s fair – he still needs Miles’s help for this, Miles came back and revealed his presence for this purpose and, so help him, that’s what he’s going to do!
Thus it is completely natural that Miles ends up standing on opposite sides of the court from that man, his sister shot and Wright apparently happy to concede the case to him as quickly as possible because of course. A year away had apparently brightened his vision while dulling his memory of the chaos field that man seems to inhabit, and now it’s lucky that Miles knows Wright as well as he does and is willing to put finding the truth above an easy win, or any sort of win, these days.
But he meant what he had said – the man he was, the Demon Prosecutor, is dead. Even the man he was a year ago, who saw everything with a thick grey wash and was struggling to rebuild his own identity in many ways, feels something of a stranger to him. So he fights and he stalls and he pushes as Wright does the same until they somehow manage to force the truth to light.
It’s rarely been more of a relief to have to brush that dratted confetti Gumshoe insists on making from his hair outside the courtroom. The confrontation with his sister is… less satisfying but, in spite of the circumstances that brought it about, she is his sister, and he does not wish to see her broken by the same legacy he himself is finally escaping. Her anger and sworn vengeance are preferable to the helpless frustration the trial had left her with.
For now, however, he still has much to learn himself, not to mention unfinished business in Europe, and cannot and will not wait for her.
This time Wright and Maya Fey see him off at the airport.
This time the paper he leaves behind has contact information on it.
He still has much to learn, but the colours around him are clear and the ground is solid enough beneath his feet that it feels safe to walk next to others now, if only from time to time…
Notes:
Extreme levels of stress, emotional repression, and/or depression can actually mess with a person's ability to see colour - I know a person who actually lost their colour vision for several years due to certain matters in their life. And I remembered this and thought, "Hey, wouldn't it be interesting if that happened to Edgeworth, and he literally doesn't know quite how bright his usual suit is coloured?" And then this happened. I've taken slight liberties with the concept - or, at least, I think I have. It's just meant to be an interesting exploration of a potential situation and its ramifications. :)
I might write some more at some point if there's interest, though there will be at least Wrightworth/Edgewright/you-know-what-I-mean themes in it if I do.
Over on tumblr puzzlinghappenstance did a gorgeous piece of fan art, which you can see here, which I love as a cover for this fic!!!
Chapter 2
Notes:
This story will be following the canon timeline, but minor changes will occur within it. Ex: All the trial dates are the same, but exactly when Trucy shows up again after Zak vanishes will be different.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Miles and Wright contact each other infrequently – they’re in different time zones and both busy men, and Miles is unskilled at casual communication. Fortunately that man never seems overly bothered, likely he knows Miles too well for that (and what a strange thought it is, when he realizes this, one that comes with emotions he cannot identify).
At any rate, his studies continue to go smoothly, and he’s well-known enough in Europe at this point that he’s been requested to assist in several trials by colleagues he’s met here. When looking at some of his old photographs compared to more recent ones, he also notices that his skills in this area have significantly improved. This is not as important as his legal career, but it is oddly satisfying (tangible, quantifiable proof of growth and change).
Colour is something he’s growing increasingly sensitive to because, while important, his choice to continue his career in the law requires him to face old ghosts and mistakes, often at the most unexpected times. He’s learning to notice when the colours around him start to dim, to take measures before things begin to grey – stop and breathe for five minutes, make a cup of tea, watch an episode of Steel Samurai if it’s evening, listen to one of the theme songs if it’s the day, sometimes even just make a note to come back to this if he is in a situation he cannot halt or remove himself from. Tiny things he would never have considered, let alone allowed himself to do, a few short years ago, but now it’s a little hard to understand how he once functioned without them. Thus the world is staying its proper colours more and more regularly, and he believes it all right to be proud of this fact.
Then Larry calls him out of the blue.
“Edgy- Miles, it’s bad. Phoenix, he- there was a bridge, it was on fire- he fell-”
Miles is on a private jet within an hour, heading for America, doing his best to breathe in a world of perfect greyscale.
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“Edgeworth! Hi! …weren’t you in Europe?”
Two things occupy Miles’s head the moment he sees Wright sitting up in the hospital bed, poking at a pudding cup. First is an overwhelming sense of relief, the colours flooding back into his vision insignificant compared to seeing Phoenix hale and whole. The second is that Larry Butz is a dead man, Miles is going to mail him to every country in the world simultaneously-
“-worth? Miles? Hello in there?”
“I was.”
“Huh?”
“I was in Europe. Austria, to be specific.”
“Oh.” Wright’s eyebrows knit together, puzzled. “Then why are you here?”
This is embarrassing in retrospect, but- “Larry informed me that you were in… rather worse condition than you evidently are.”
The man has the gall to laugh. “You listened to Larry? He’s-”
“I thought you were dying.”
Wright’s eyes fly wide open at this, all mirth leaving his face, jaw going slack, and Miles finds he can’t meet his gaze any longer, turning his head to stare at the wall, gripping his arm.
“I see now that it was ridiculous to trust such an obviously faulty source of information, but that’s what I believed to be true. Of course I came.”
He hears Wright make several false starts before he swallows audibly and finally gets out, “Nope, not dying – just a nasty cold. It’s- I’m glad you came, though, and I do need your help! You see…”
What follows are some of the most insane, chaotic days he will likely ever experience, a golden badge on his lapel and a green stone shaped like a comma in his pocket, the surreal experience of trying to prove innocence as opposed to guilt, old secrets and lies revealed, and wearing the same clothes for far too long because in his haste to leave he’d grabbed his photography satchel instead of his overnight bag and somehow not noticed this until he was halfway across the ocean. Indeed, it’s such a whirlwind that he doesn’t really have the chance to sit down and think about what’s happened, how he came to be in Kurain, what his reaction to Larry’s faulty news means until the night after the trial’s conclusion, alone in his hotel room.
Colour has never vanished this quickly for him before.
(He removes his jabot.)
Nor so completely.
(His jacket goes to rest on a provided hanger.)
Not even after Gant.
(His waistcoat follows on its own hanger.)
Wright is his friend, probably his best friend.
(Trousers go over a third hanger, carefully arranged to prevent further wrinkling.)
Miles has acknowledged this for more than a year now.
(He walks over to the bed.)
But this is more than that.
(Sits down on the edge.)
He respects the man, admires him, is more grateful to him than he’ll ever be able to express.
(Lies down on his side.)
And somewhere along the line this has turned into caring for him more than he would have ever believed possible.
(Deep breath in.)
Miles flips onto his stomach, face first into the pillow, and screams until he runs out of air.
Wright had been right – doubt, uncertainty, those are completely necessary feelings, they’re signals that something is wrong, spurs to attack, defend, protect, dig deeper until the truth is flung fully into the light, and Miles has learned to wield them like the tools they are. This feeling he is currently experiencing, however?
This is completely unnecessary!!!
He was fine with how things were, he was good, he does not need some foreign emotion so profound that it sends his world grey if it looks like the object of this emotion might vanish, he didn’t lose this much colour when Franziska was shot right in front of him, and that was one of the absolute worst moments of his life!
Irrationally, he grabs for his satchel, pulls out the tiny figure from inside it. “What would you do in this situation?”
Except Miles knows what the Steel Samurai had done, he’d taken a season and a half to come to terms with and then finally make his feelings known to the Pink Princess, and then another season and a half later there had been the special theatrical release of the wedding episode, which Miles had stayed up until midnight to attend. It’s one of the most hotly debated storylines in the fandom (according to Maya), but Miles has always found it rather moving, even, dare he say, romantic. Two mighty warriors coming together to defend their city and finding themselves strengthened by their differences, eventually drawn together not just by their mutual desire to see justice done but by something more and oh no-
(The Steel Samurai gets stuffed back in the satchel with far less care than he usually is, because he’s being far less helpful than usual.)
By morning, Miles has had far less sleep than he had intended, but he does have a course of action planned:
He’s not going to do anything.
Some might call it denial or cowardice, but he disagrees. He has never strangled a witness, never struck back when Franziska went at him with her riding crop as a child, and he’s not actually going to kill Larry. A strong emotion does not require itself to be acted upon; his understanding of this is one of the things that separates him from the people he helps put in jail. The fact that this is a positive emotion as opposed to a negative one makes no difference, especially when he’s not entirely sure what it is beyond a bone-deep need for Wright to continue to be alive and healthy. And until he can properly put a name to it, is ready to properly put a name to it, he is content to have the man’s friendship and respect.
Besides, he’s going back to Austria today, on account of the fact that he had work he left behind there which he needs to return to, along with a potential prosecution job he’s considering taking on (he’s been studying long enough, he’s ready to get back to being an active part of the legal system). Now is not the time to be getting himself entangled in emotional issues, of all things.
He’s still happy when Wright comes to see him off at the airport again, with a bright smile and a handshake and a promise that, next time he needs help, he’ll call himself. Miles goes so far as to turn back and wave at him before going through security, and perhaps it wasn’t under the best circumstances, but he’s glad he came. He has no regrets from this case.
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Miles has so many regrets it’s not even funny, he should never have touched that blasted defense attorney badge, because apparently the chaos that follows that man like a lost puppy is contagious.
A month of normalcy, a decision to return to Los Tokyo to make his current status as an international prosecutor official, clean out his office, and put his possessions in storage, and suddenly he’s running into murder after investigation after trial and now he’s sitting in his current hotel room, staring at the prosecutor’s badge he had nearly given up for good. White, gold, red, all jagged edges and sharp points; he studies it in a way he never has before. After all, a prosecutor is simply what he is, what he has been trained to be since he was a child, what he’s been spending the past few years relearning how to do properly. The thought of not being a prosecutor anymore, of returning to his childhood dream of following his father’s footsteps… it had never even crossed his mind until his current job got in the way of protecting Kay Faraday, until Ray Shields. He hadn’t really thought about what he would do if he hadn’t been reinstated, but it had come so close…
No, no sense dwelling on what-ifs or maybes. He has it back and, if nothing else, he feels truly confident that he at last truly understands his place in the legal system. On a whim, he pins his badge to his lapel, where for a brief time Wright’s badge had perched. While he normally does not partake in nonsense such as ‘selfies,’ he is feeling rather worn at the moment, he had promised that man he’d let him know the outcome of all this nonsense, and a picture is worth a thousand words. Also, he trusts him not to show it to anyone problematic. Thus he does not bother sitting up from where he had indulged himself in flopping on the bed fully-clothed for once, merely pulls his phone from the inner pocket of his jacket and opens the appropriate application, then angles himself so that the badge is prominent. What was that other thing you’re supposed to do for photos such as this? Oh yes, smile. He smiles, because, even if the world had been looking a little greyer by the end, the colour is seeping back again and he is pleased with how events concluded.
*click*
…ugh, he’s rumpled, but the picture is otherwise decent and Wright might tease him, but he won’t actually care, so Miles simply types ‘I got it back’ and hits send. He can be horrified by his actions in the morning…
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(He is asleep not long after, so he doesn’t see that his message is received almost instantly, nor that it takes nearly an hour of interspersed pausing and typing for Phoenix to reply, ‘Congratulations, I knew you could do it!’)
Notes:
Weirdly enough, the “Edgeworth stripping down” bit wasn’t actually meant for fan service – he’s removing everything that could get visibly wrinkled (more than it already is) before face-planting on the bed. He’s got a reputation for impeccableness to maintain, one suit, and no pajamas, he’s doing his best.
Also, Phoenix got that selfie from Miles, stared at it for a few minutes going, “Huh, I guess this is my kink, good to know,” and then went and screamed into a pillow for a bit himself because he's too bisexual for this. (Also, alex-r-kingston on tumblr did art of said selfie, and I had to go scream into a pillow for a few minutes after seeing it, too!)
If this was a just universe, the next chapter would be these two idiots realizing their feelings for each other and acting on them, but we all know what happens next for Phoenix, so it’s not.
…that and I didn’t think of a work-around to make this a non-disbarment AU until I was too deep to want to back out from what I had written, sorry, Phoenix.
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A scant few weeks later and his phone goes off in the middle of the night. He has a trial in the morning, so it’s with an even worse attitude than usual that Miles answers with a curt, “Do you have any idea what time it is-?!”
“Edgeworth…”
Miles is not… the best when it comes to emotions, but even he can hear the tears threatening in this voice. All resentment leaves him as he sits up, abruptly awake. “Wright? What is it, what happened? Are you injured?”
“No, no, I’m not hurt, I-” there is a muffled sound that Miles would bet anything is the tears trying to win, “I messed up, Edgeworth. I messed up real bad and I- help. Please. I need help.”
“Are you in danger?”
“I don’t think so.”
“At trial?”
A noise too bitter to have come from Wright. “Not anymore.”
“I see.” He runs a hand through his hair, takes a deep breath, and tells the truth. “If this trouble you are in is immediate, I can be there in two days, but I will not be able to stay long. If it will keep for any amount of time, give me a week and I will be able to give you a month. I am prosecuting a trial at the moment, but I can call in a favour if necessary.”
A long, long silence, then-
“A week. Take a week.”
It sounds like it’s killing Wright to say it. Frankly it kills Miles a little to hear it – he’s never known Wright to require his aid for more than a few days. If the man thinks that it will take this much time-
“Wright, what happened?”
“…I’ll tell you when you get here, I can’t do it over the phone. I thought I could, but I can’t.”
“As you will, then.” Miles hesitates a moment, then adds, “But know this: whatever is happening, whatever has gone wrong, we will fix it. No matter how long it takes.”
“You don’t even know what I did.”
“I don’t need to; I know you. That is enough.”
Wright makes a sound somewhere between laughing and crying, but his voice is stronger when he speaks again. “Thanks, Edgeworth. I- thanks.”
“You are welcome.”
“Good night, I guess.”
He hangs up before Miles can respond.
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It’s the longest week Miles has ever experienced, and he’s just glad he’d been in Germany, a country he is deeply familiar with and fluently speaks the language of, when Wright had called. A week to finish the trial, get his affairs in order, arrange time off, take two blessedly turbulence-free flights, and finally finds himself outside of Wright’s apartment. Which is odd – he’s only ever been to Wright's office in the past – but this is the address he’d been given.
The sight that greets him when Wright finally opens the door has him sucking air through his teeth, because never has he seen anyone living look this grey when the world around them remains colourful. He looks haggard, even his ridiculous hair is less spikey than normal, and his clothes are wrinkled in a way that looks slept in.
“Wright, what in the world-?”
“Hi!”
A small brown head in a salmon top hat pops up around Wright’s side, beaming up at him.
“I’m Trucy, last name pending! Are you Mr. Edgeworth? Mr. Wright said you were coming!
…
“Wright…”
“You’d better come in.”
He stands to the side to let Miles pass, which he does without a word, remaining silent until he’s seated on the sofa in Wright’s living room, Trucy vanished off to her room (her room???) to practice magic(?) while Miles and Wright speak. Wright sits at the opposite end of the sofa, hands loosely folded and dangling between his knees, eyes on them instead of Miles.
“I lost my badge,” he says abruptly, still not looking at Miles, “I was careless, I presented evidence in court without properly verifying its authenticity, and it turned out to have been forged. I couldn’t prove I didn’t do it on purpose, and was disbarred as a result. I am no longer a lawyer, I have no idea what I’m going to do, except that it looks like I’m going to be adopting Trucy, because she hasn’t got anyone and her dad told her to trust me but I have no idea how to take care of a kid and-”
Wright is clutching his hair by now, staring blindly at the floor, seeing less and less as he falls deeper into terror, and it is terrifying to see, he’s never seen Wright this helplessly afraid before-
…Miles has almost no practice offering comfort or solace, especially of a physical sort, but… he’s reasonably sure an arm around the shoulders is appropriate in this situation? He really hopes it is, because that’s what he’s about to attempt.
Wright apparently doesn’t notice Miles sliding along the sofa and stiffens at the contact, jerking to finally meet his eyes. “It was an accident,” he pleads, “I swear it was an accident!”
“I know,” Miles replies, “Apart from your tendency to bluff, you are quite possibly the most honourable man I know. You would never do that on purpose.”
Another moment of staring and then Wright’s face crumples and he’s sobbing into Miles’s shoulder, because for some reason, after all the good he’s done, all the times he’s proved himself, Miles is the only one who has believed him.
…
…this is outrageous.
Usually in a situation like this the world would have dimmed for him, at least a little, but for once the colours stay true, because the ground beneath Miles’s feet is still steady and he is not afraid, he is furious, at whoever caused this forgery to happen, at the mercilessness of the courts, at the world for letting a good man be brought so low that he has only someone as inept as Miles to comfort him. This is wrong, and it is all Miles can do to rein his temper into something manageable while Wright pours what feels like a week’s worth of repressed tears into his suit jacket and the sleeve beneath…
Manfred has always said that tears are completely without worth, a frivolous attempt by the weak to make themselves appear more pitiable. But, then again, the man had also claimed that all forms of emotional bond were weaknesses, so likely tears have some value after all, even if Miles does not know what it is. In any case, he makes no attempt to stop Wright, allowing the man to find his own ending point and trying desperately to recall how his father used to comfort him when he was small in the meantime.
Finally, Wright pulls away, sniffling and rubbing his nose on his sleeve. Miles sighs, pulls his handkerchief from his pocket rather than search the room for tissues, and offers it. “Blow.”
Wright blinks, but obeys, blinking again when Miles rises from the sofa, but also obeying again when Miles points at him and commands, “Stay.”
It takes two cupboards to find a glass when he reaches the kitchen, which he proceeds to fill with water from the tap before returning to the living room and holding it out to Wright. “Drink.”
“Bossy,” the man replies, but accepts with a watery smile, downing half the glass in one go.
“Hmph. Have you ever known me to be otherwise?”
“True.”
Wright takes the rest of the glass more slowly while Miles removes his jacket and goes to hang it over the back of a kitchen chair in the vain hope that it will dry at least somewhat before he goes to his hotel. The sight of the enormous wet patch taking up one shoulder and descending down the arm and chest causes Wright to wince. “Sorry about that.”
“Hmph.” Miles give the jacket a last twitch so that it lies smoothly, then, without looking, asks, “The crying. It… helped?”
“I- yeah. I’m still upset, but I feel better; my head’s clearer.”
“Then don’t worry about it.” Miles seats himself back on the sofa. “Now, if you are able, please tell me how this… wrongness came to be, in more detail this time.”
And so Wright tells him about the disastrous trial – murder, magicians, forged evidence, the upcoming young prosecutor who finally laid low the turnabout terror, and the final injustice. When he is done, Wright sits quietly, twisting Miles’s handkerchief in his hands as Miles thinks how to respond.
His first instinct is to offer aid, to do everything in his power to make this disappear. The career he has led and being one of von Karma’s protégés have left him with many connections and resources in influential places. It would be easy for him to get Trucy’s adoption sped up, acquire the necessary papers and passports in a fraction of the time their acquisition usually takes, place Wright in the position to take the European bar. The courts over there already tend to be somewhat disparaging of the American legal system, especially the three day limit for trials, and by their standards Wright’s disbarment is invalid, with no deeper investigation having been carried out nor a separate trial having been held to decide the outcome if the results came back unclear. With Miles vouching for him and the correct palms properly greased, it would be no great task to convince his colleagues there to view Wright’s disbarment as the farce it is and to accept him into their ranks. Indeed, there is only one thing stopping him from offering this outright…
“Wright.”
“Mm?”
“This will sound unrelated, but I swear to you it is not, so I ask you to humour me in this.”
“…okay?”
Miles takes a deep breath, lets it out slowly, and now it is his turn to avoid eye contact. “You have never asked me why I left. Ask me now. Fetch your trinket if you wish.”
“Which time you left?”
“You know which.”
Wright takes a shuddering breath, and Miles hears him slap his cheeks, bracing himself. Then, “Look at me, please.”
It’s hard, but he acquiesces, meeting Wright’s gaze as steadily as he can.
“Miles Edgeworth. Why did you leave me thinking you were dead for a year?”
…he has come to this situation of his own volition, but it is still a struggle to make the words come, to admit openly to weakness, even to one he trusts as deeply as Wright. “Gant. His assessment of me being destined to become like him… it left me with the foundations of my world and what I was crumbling. And I knew, no matter where I went, if you knew, you would follow. You found me through fifteen years of Manfred von Karma’s teachings – a mere plane ride wouldn’t have stopped you, and you had already saved me twice. This time I needed to save myself.”
“You,” Wright’s expression is pained, “You could have told me that, I would have-”
“The man I was then did not have the words to explain himself, nor the ability to ask for such a thing. I did what I thought necessary to survive, but I make no claims that in doing so I treated you in a manner you deserved. It was cruel, I make no excuses, and I am telling you this simply so that you will fully understand what I am about to ask you.” He straightens, meeting Wright’s gaze more directly. “You and I both know that someone set you up to be disgraced, publicly shamed. I am currently in a position where I can save you, but, Wright… do you want to be saved?”
The man is openly gaping at him now, at a loss for words in a way that would be most gratifying if they were facing each other in court. “I- Edgeworth…”
He halts when Miles holds up a hand. “You don’t need to answer now – I will be in Los Tokyo for a month, after all. Think on it, and be aware that, whatever you choose, I and my resources will remain at your disposal.”
“Okay.” Wright smiles at him, tears beading at the corners of his eyes again. “Thanks, Edgeworth.”
“Oh, go drink some more water,” Miles flusters, “If you keep crying at this rate you’re going to shrivel into dust before we resolve anything.”
Wright has the gall to laugh at him. “Fine, I take it all back, you’re a great big meanie.” He does rise to fetch himself more to drink, however, popping his head back through the kitchen doorway a moment later. “And I’m still mad at you about the faking your death thing!”
“As you should be.”
“You’re not supposed to agree with me, it’s not satisfying if you agree with me!”
“My heart weeps.”
“You’re the worst.”
“You’re glad I’m here.”
“Yeah,” Wright admits as he comes back in the living room, “I really am. Thanks.”
“You’re welcome.”
Notes:
In regards to Trucy calling Phoenix ‘Mr. Wright’ instead of ‘Daddy’ – don’t worry, it’s coming, I just have more room to play with their relationship than the game did, so I’m taking it a little slower.
In regards to the European legal system and Phoenix, I thought this would be an interesting twist to play with, and I hope you'll enjoy the bits I have in store with it.
That said, I hope you’re interested in the first month after Phoenix’s disbarment, ‘cause it turned out a lot happened in it in this version of events!
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Miles stays a touch longer, but only a touch. His life has left him surprisingly adept at dealing with jetlag, but even he can’t shake off nine hours that easily. Besides, if he doesn’t check in soon they’ll give away his hotel reservation, and he doesn’t want to spend time finding a new one on top of all the emotions and terrible news this day has already brought.
Trucy reappears at the sound of him leaving, peeking around a corner she has likely been lurking behind far longer than she will admit, if memories of childhood serve. “Aren’t you going to stay for supper? Mr. Wright was really looking forward to seeing you.”
“Not tonight, I’m afraid,” Miles offers in the face of this blatant attempt at emotional manipulation, “I’m quite tired from my travels. Perhaps tomorrow?”
“Sure?” Wright looks almost surprised at the suggestion, though as to why he would be Miles is uncertain – they have shared meals after and during cases on other occasions. “I’m not sure I can make anything that’ll meet your standards, though.”
“I believe you’ll find my ‘standards’ for restaurants is rather different than those I have for amateur cooks,” Miles replies drily. Honestly, is it such a stretch to believe that he might eat in at times, or even often? Or that his own far-less-than professional abilities might have prepared him for what this might mean? Besides, five star restaurants aren’t open at two in the morning for prosecutors any more than they are for anyone else, and he and Franziska both tend to forget to pause for meals when caught up in a case.
From Wright’s expression, even without being told the details, yes, it is an enormous stretch. “Oh. Okay then.”
Miles nods, adjusts his jacket once more (ugh, still damp), and takes his leave, promising to text after he has breakfasted the next day.
Once he is checked into his room, he strips down to shirt and trousers, then indulges himself in a temper tantrum.
The world is unjust by nature, he knows this, has known this since he was a child – it is why humans created the law. To rise above the base injustice of the natural order and become better for it. But humans are by their own nature flawed, as a prosecutor he knows this very well indeed, and so the system they have created is flawed. How can it not be, when he, who may never have purposefully used forged evidence, but who has certainly withheld it, obscured it, harassed witnesses and ensured sentences handed down that outweighed the crimes committed, who has obstructed and flouted justice for personal success dozens of times in his ignoble career, is here, successful and respected, while a far better man than him, one he owes his life to multiple times over, has been brutally cast out by the system he devoted his own life to. It is not just, it is not right, it’s not fair.
It’s not fair and, no matter how much he might wish otherwise, it is unlikely that Wright will allow himself to be saved. The trial may be over but the case is not closed, not with Zak Gramarye vanished into thin air and nothing truly solved. The truth is still buried, and that man is incapable of letting such things lie. Now begins the hunt for Zak Gramarye, the forger, and the mysterious figure who orchestrated Wright’s disgrace.
He sighs as his temper finally leaves him, and a glance at his trousers shows that it has taken a chunk of his colour vision with it, because of course it has. Unsurprising at this point. Irritating, but unsurprising. Well, that’s a problem for later – the colours around him are merely dim, not yet grey-washed, well within what he considers reasonable parameters, and it is one of those annoying situations where it is likely that only time will bring them back. He dislikes these. Then again, he hates to think what Wright is going through at this moment, so he won’t complain (much). There’s really nothing he can do at all until he acquires more data on the overall situation and what is needed from him. Best to simply prepare for bed and get adequate rest for tomorrow.
(He has no nightmares, but he still sleeps poorly.)
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The next few days center mostly on Wright regaining his mental equilibrium – he’s gotten a surprising amount done in the week Miles took to arrive, after the initial shock, but it seems he was simply doing his best to ignore the situation as much as possible, treat it like any other case, started and ended within a few days. Then, the day before Miles had arrived, Trucy had appeared at the Wright & Co. Law Offices, and the true scope of the situation had come crashing down on him. He has almost no leads, no idea who would have wanted and been able to do this to him, and he’ll need a job of some sort to sustain himself and Trucy while he works to get his badge back.
Trucy is insistent that Wright doesn’t need to worry, because she is self-sufficient and can pay her own way. To prove this, she vanishes the third day after Miles’s arrival, sending Wright into a panic (not unreasonably, considering the recent case she was tangentially involved with), only for her to reappear come supper time, hungry as a lion and with several hundred dollars in her hat.
“Trucy, kiddo… where did you get that, keeping in mind that if you just say ‘magic,’ I’m going to have to assume you stole it and turn you over to the juvenile courts and that I really, really don’t want to do that,” Wright says, haggard and still slightly wild about the eyes.
“Of course not!” Trucy frowns at him, indignant, “I earned it!”
“How?”
“Busking, of course!”
Wright shoots Miles a look that very clearly says ‘the eight-year-old orphan has it more together than I do and I don’t think I can deal with that, help me.’
Miles sighs and rubs his forehead. “Trucy, if you will kindly allow Wright a moment to be relieved that you are not, as he feared, dead or kidnapped, I would like to talk to you about some things known as ‘child labor laws’ and how you are not going to accidentally get him arrested for breaking them…”
Trucy is a smart, charming, and, above all else, well-intentioned young girl. Once she has a grasp of what Miles is telling her, she insists that he and Wright spend the next few days helping her figure out how she can have a magic career to ‘help earn her keep’ without getting her new caregiver in even more trouble with the law. Fortunately her magic act counts as ‘theatre,’ meaning she is allowed to draw a wage from it at her age. However she definitely is not allowed to be the main income provider of the household at age eight, sending Wright back to the ‘help wanted’ ads.
To be honest… Miles isn’t much use with this. It’s an enterprise entirely outside his areas of both knowledge and experience, and even if he had failed to get his own badge back, his savings and stock portfolio are such that he wouldn’t have needed to seek new employment due to financial difficulty (Manfred had been awful in many ways, but one thing he had ensured was that Miles knows how to properly take care of his own money, a skill Miles does appreciate having). Not to mention that he’d gotten himself tossed out of the apartment early on in this leg of the venture due to being ‘overly obnoxious,’ even if he hadn’t really meant to be.
“I’m simply saying a janitorial position would take advantage of your propensity for cleaning up messes.”
“Objection, the prosecution is being mean and undermining the defense’s lagging sense of self-worth!”
“I am not!”
“Prove it.”
Miles had scowled, pulled out his cellphone, and scrolled through his photo library before pulling up the appropriate picture and sliding his phone across the table to Wright. “Take that!”
“I don’t see how a picture’s going to help your ca-aaaase, how the hell do you have this?!?” Wright’s confident if grumpy expression had melted to slack-jawed shock as he stared at the picture of himself scrubbing a bathroom floor in partial business attire.
Miles had raised a smug eyebrow, spreading his hands. “I have an informant among your people, of course.”
“What?!? Who would-!?” Wright’s eyes had narrowed as he shook a fist at a person not present. “Maya.”
“Indeed.” In spite of the… tensions of their initial meetings, Miles owes Miss Fey a great debt for the aid she offered Wright regarding DL-6, amongst other things, and she has since proven herself to have excellent taste in media, photographs of dogs, and cheerfully mocking Wright (though the first two are their primary topics of communication).
Wright had been unamused, in spite of Miles having proven that his suggestion sincerely took into account both his skill set and interests (if Maya was to be believed), and had found himself informed that he would receive either a text or phone call if his presence were required or it came time for supper, whichever came first.
(The second night’s supper has somehow turned into a standing invitation for the duration of his time here.)
Miles would very much like to be snide about the situation, but devoting oneself to the pursuit of truth does require a certain amount of self-honesty if it is to be successful. And, as he not only came expressly to help, but also implied that he would stand back if required or requested, he cannot truly be cross at Wright for tasking him to make good on his word.
At least, he can’t after he’s sulked through the peoples’ park for an hour, which he counts as good enough.
It also leaves him in the surreal position of being in Los Tokyo but not working in any way for the first time since he was nine years old. How odd. He ends up wandering somewhat aimlessly, looking to see which familiar locations have remained, which have changed. It doesn’t take as long as he’d thought it would, given his history with this city, rather driving home the fact that he hadn’t gotten out much unless he was on a case before he took up photography. Most of the places that are truly important to him have been visited by the time his phone buzzes with the message that supper will be ready soon, and, as he begins to make his way back, he thinks that it wouldn’t hurt to do a little exploring at some point, should his presence prove unnecessary again at some point during his stay…
Notes:
Trucy does not get to be the main income source of the Wright household in this fic, because that is so freaking illegal, she’s eight. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still going to be working the Wonder Bar and be more financially successful than Phoenix, but for the most part that money won’t be going into the family finances, Phoenix is going to be consistently making enough to keep them afloat in regards to necessities.
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“It’s odd.”
“What’s odd?” Wright sticks his head in from where he’s just taken the last of the dishes to the kitchen.
Miles frowns down at his message log. “I would have thought Miss Fey would have contacted me by now, either to make sure I knew about that trial or to harangue me into helping her solve your problems – she’s very vocal about that, you know. She seems under the impression at times that I’m your keeper when she’s not around.”
There is a sudden silence in the kitchen; it sounds like guilt, and also like perspiration appearing on Wright’s face.
“Wright?”
More guilty, sweat-drenched silence.
Miles rises and walks over to the kitchen door. “Wright. She does know about what’s happened to you, doesn’t she, Wright?”
The idiotic man in front of him turns slowly, face dripping and wearing an embarrassed grin that Miles knows well from court. “About that…”
“Oh for god’s sake!” Miles puts a hand to his forehead as Wright tries to bluster his way out of the situation.
“I don’t want to worry her, she’s got so much on her plate learning to be the next master of the Kurain Channeling Technique and fixing the problems in her village and-”
“Wright, calm yourself! I’m not going to tell her!”
That cuts him off short. “You’re… not?”
“Of course not,” Miles folds his arms, “It’s not my place to inform her of such things.”
“Oh. Wow. Thanks, Edgewor-”
“However,” Miles continues over top of him, “I see no reason that I shouldn’t contact young Miss Pearl and inform her that you are now the father of a child that is not Maya’s. Perhaps provide her with the travel fare to come visit you afterwards.”
Wright turns white as a ghost. “You wouldn- no, you would, you absolutely would, oh my god, she knocked me out by mistake once! When she was eight! She’s older and stronger now, do you have any idea how much she’d hurt me if she hit me now?!?”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “Perhaps a fraction as much as you will hurt Maya when she eventually finds out what has happened to you and that you tried to keep it from her?”
This sends Wright reeling like he’s been slapped. He opens his mouth, closes it, groans and rubs his forehead. “You’re not allowed to have the moral high ground when it comes to not telling people about problems.”
“Then, by all means, take it away from me,” Miles spreads his hands, smirking in a way he knows Wright finds especially annoying in court, “You are, after all, still in that brief window of time where your tardiness may be put down to personal struggle rather than willful secrecy.”
For a moment, Wright simply stares at him. “…since when are you so good at this sort of thing?”
It’s Miles’s turn to sigh, though he manages to keep his hand from his arm. “Well. A truly successful demon knows how to tempt and manipulate as well as threaten and berate, does he not?” Wright’s gaze becomes too much and he looks away. “Not- you know that not all the things they said of me were untrue, though it is a tactic I generally avoid these days.”
“Well don’t I feel special,” Wright drawls.
“Especially stubborn, perhaps,” Miles huffs, then relents. “Just call her, Wright, before she manages to find out from Larry somehow.”
“Come on, that would never… no, wait, it’s Larry, it would.”
“Somehow,” Miles agrees.
Some more silence, awkward this time, then, “Could you entertain Trucy for a bit? I have a phone call I need to make.”
Miles spends the next hour being genuinely impressed by Trucy’s card tricks while Wright talks quietly in the kitchen. Afterwards he comes and joins Miles on the sofa.
“I’m not thanking you for that.”
“Typical.”
“But it does feel better than she knows.”
Miles allows himself a small smile. “Well then that’s-”
He’s interrupted when his phone starts buzzing like crazy, and unlocking it reveals a growing stream of angry texts from Maya.
“What the-?!”
“I also told Maya that I didn’t call earlier because you were yelling at me,” Wright continues blithely, “I hope that didn’t leave her with the wrong idea.”
Miles does not deign this with a response, too busy trying to get a word in edgewise in the face of Maya’s baseless wrath.
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Miles spending the days on his own and the evenings with Wright and Trucy slowly becomes the pattern for the remainder of his stay. That man is remarkably good at landing on his feet, after all, and it’s not the first time he’s completely reconstructed his plans for the future, even if it was non-voluntarily this time. He’s already made remarkable progress at restructuring his law firm into a talent agency, procuring a part-time job at a grocery store until he can find something more permanent, and filling out the paperwork to make his adoption of Trucy legal. In these endeavors, Miles’s role remains mostly peripheral – acting as a second pair of eyes to spot errors in paperwork, standing in as a reference when required and dragging Gumshoe to do the same (the detective had been shocked to see Miles, but more than happy to lend his aid), making sure there are vegetables in the refrigerator because they are a necessary part of the diet, Wright.
A few times Trucy accompanies him as he wanders the city for the day, either because Wright needs space to work or Miles is going somewhere she wants to see or, on a memorable occasion, because she has a place she wants to show Miles. Really, aside from the initial panic her arrival had caused, the young magician has proven herself to be a treasure, and it is… reassuring to see the fondness that seems to be developing between her and Wright. They seem to be very good for each other. Well, beyond Trucy’s feline propensity for vanishing and returning as the mood takes her…
“She’s as stuck as I am from all this,” Wright admits one evening in the kitchen, after the girl has gone to bed, “I want- I need to clear my name, but I’m not the only one who lost a huge chunk of their life because of all this. And I didn’t actually care that much about that at first, but… now I really want to take care of her. She’s so smart and talented – I don’t wanna see her life get messed up because her dad and I made some bad choices.”
“Zak Gramarye made bad choices. You made a mistake. There is a difference.”
“If you say so.”
“I do, and I am in a position to know the difference,” Miles retorts, then takes a breath and forces himself to calm somewhat. “Have you considered my initial offer?”
“Mm,” Wright nods, chewing on his lip for a moment, then grinning, “I think you already know what I’m gonna say, though.”
Miles hums, falsely non-comital, and Wright chuckles and shoves his arm.
“It’s really, really tempting to let you pull your strings and make it all better – maybe if Trucy wasn’t here I’d even say yes, who knows?” his smiles takes a sympathetic edge as he looks at Miles, “As it is, though? The case is still open, the verdict was never handed down. I want to solve this myself, and I don’t want to risk you getting dragged down with me in the process.”
The expected answer, Wright has never been one to take the easy way out, though it still brings a twinge of sorrow with it. “Perhaps for the best, though my reputation isn’t that bad these days.”
“Edgeworth, I heard they only just found someone who was willing to use your old office, and it’s been years since you worked directly from the Prosecutors’ Office!”
“It-! That’s not my fault, and besides, I didn’t truly vacate it until quite recently!”
Wright has the nerve to laugh at him before settling down to seriousness again, moving from where he’s been leaning against the counter to sit at the table across from Miles. “You want to know the worst part of all this? I have no idea who would want to do this to me. Most of the people who’d be mad at me or have a grudge are more likely to want to see me hurt or dead or arrested, not… disbarred. It makes it almost impossible to know where to start looking.”
Miles considers this truth, then offers, “At the very least you have one advantage over them.”
That certainly elicits a surprised response. “Say what? Edgeworth, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m kind of stuck and have no way of knowing what they do and don’t know.”
“Objection,” Miles smirks, wagging a finger as Wright rolls his eyes, “It is almost certain that they do not know why you became a lawyer.”
“Objection, the prosecution is presenting irrelevant information unrelated to the subject at hand!”
“On the contrary,” Miles allows his smirk to widen, “Our legal system being what it is, lawyers are seen as being quick, relatively efficient creatures, sprinters if you will, unused to anything that takes longer than a few weeks to come to trial and then swiftly reach a verdict. You in particular have a reputation for not getting involved in cases until the last minute, so it is very likely that this is how your enemy views you – powerful in the short burst, but incapable of anything requiring sustained stamina.
“In contrast, you and I both know, due to how you enacted your plan to save me, that you are more than capable of acquiring a goal and devoting years into seeing it to fruition, with about as much certainty of success then as you have now. You have done this before, but, because they are likely unaware of your prior motivations, your enemy has no way of knowing this. Ergo, they will likely begin to underestimate you when they should not as time goes on and that, Phoenix Wright, is your advantage.” And he essays a bow in the face of Wright’s slack jaw.
Wright gapes at him for a moment, then puts his head in one hand and laughs. “You are such a pompous ass.”
“Oh? Then I shall have to take comfort in the fact that I am also correct. Unless you wish to attempt a counter-argument?”
“Nah, not this time,” Wright tilts his head to grin at him in a way that, oddly, makes Miles want to take his picture, “Thanks for the encouragement.”
Miles bows again, though a touch less theatrically this time, then squawks when Wright reaches across the table to smack him lightly on the back of the head.
Notes:
Amongst the newer/younger prosecutors, office 1202 in the prosecutors’ office is rumoured to be cursed – used to have a demon in it, don’cha know!
Chapter 6
Notes:
18 June 2024 update: This fic first started posting on 16 August 2019, well before AAI2 finally got an official English localization (and, honestly, all despaired of it ever happening at that point). There was, however, what was agreed to be a very good fan translation of the game, complete with clever names.
Which is to say Eustace Winner's fanon name (and only English name when I started this) is Sebastian DeBeste, which is how he is and will always be referred to in this fic.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Mr. Edgeworth!”
Miles startles a bit from his thoughts and looks over to where a young man is waving at him from one of the People’s Park picnic tables, books and papers spread out across its surface. A blue coat with a large gold crest hangs from his shoulders, worn over a white dress shirt and tie with a black vest, different enough from what Miles last saw him wearing that it takes a moment for him to identify his hailer. As he moves closer and the other’s face comes into clearer focus, however, it brings understanding as to why Miles’s mind keeps insisting the youth’s coat should be red. “Prosecutor DeBeste.”
“The same!” The young man beams at him, opens his mouth, then frowns and holds up a finger in ‘one moment.’ As Miles watches in bemusement, Sebastian pulls a small book from a pocket, his prosecutor’s badge catching the light where it’s pinned to his tie, scans a page, then chuffs in annoyance before looking hopefully up at Miles. “Um, a word for greeting, sounds a bit like ‘solutions’?”
“Salutations?”
Sebastian checks what Miles now guesses to be a pocket dictionary and beams again. “Indeed! Salutations, I’m happy to see you!”
“Likewise. You’re looking well.”
“Thank-you! May I ask what brings you back to Los Tokyo?” he adds, gesturing in offer at the bench across from him.
Miles takes a seat, answering, “An old friend of mine recently entered a patch of… unpleasantness. I came to help him get his feet back under him.”
Sebastian’s expression becomes regretful. “Ah, yes, Phoenix Wright, I presume – that was a nasty case, wasn’t it?”
He can actually feel his eyebrows rise. “How in the world-?”
“Um…” the young man actually colours a bit in embarrassment, breaking eye contact, “I looked at some of your old cases, as a deference of what good prosecution looks like, and when I saw he was one of the only people to beat you at trial, I looked into him as well. …was that wrong?”
There is blatant fear of chastisement in Sebastian’s face, tears beading in his eyes, and Miles cannot help but sigh. “While I would not agree that I am a good example, the only thing I believe you have done wrong is use the word ‘deference’ instead of ‘reference.’”
Relief replaces fear, and the pocket dictionary is once again thumbed through before Sebastian nods in agreement. “It was indeed what I meant. Still, only one letter off this time – that’s better than usual! It was an unpleasantness with Mr. Wright, though, wasn’t it?”
“Yes,” Miles agrees, doing his best to keep his tone neutral.
“Especially since he is innocent of the crime he was accused of.”
Miles feels himself visibly start at this, shock likely leaking into his expression. “And how did you come to that conclusion?”
“Ah-ha!” With a flourish, Sebastian produces his baton, prepared to ‘conduct’ his explanation. “Due to my previous research on both him and yourself, I learned that Mr. Wright is you-” he cuts himself off mid-sentence to check his dictionary, though this time it leads to a triumphant smile as he brandishes his baton once again, “Your esteemed rival, Mr. Edgeworth! A man such as yourself would not stand for his rival to be corrupt, and if he were in the habit of using forged evidence, a prosecutor of your skill would have caught him long before this.
“Furthermore, he has served in trials with far more dire stakes than the one in question, when it would have been much easier to resort to forgery than the tactics he actually used, thus there was no reason for him use it this time. And finally!” both hands are in the air now, moving with a fluid assurance that matches his tone, “A tactic such as forgery requires a great deal of forethought and strategy, and Mr. Wright gives every indication that he’s nowhere near organized enough to ever successfully utilize it, even if he wished to! Es cargo, he is innocent! That is logic!”
Shock effectively hides the wince at Sebastian’s slip-up right at the end of his surprisingly reasonable deduction, along with the pain that this unfortunately educated young man has been able to spot what so many of his seniors seem to have missed or ignored. “…yes, Prosecutor DeBeste, it is indeed.”
Sebastian glows. “Not only that,” he continues, eager to impress, “I know that Prosecutor Gavin also almost certainly had no hand in it.”
“Oh?” Miles knows his tone is colder than Sebastian deserves, but he can’t help it in regards to the man who lost Wright his badge, “What is your logic in this argument, then?”
There is a bit of wilting, but Sebastian neither backs down nor begins to cry. “Circumstantial evidence. Klavier Gavin and I are the same age, Mr. Edgeworth, and we both attended Themis Academy. We knew each other – not just of each other – because every time I got first, he got second. He knew me back then, knows who I was back then… and he doesn’t hold it against me now. He’s one of the only ones who probably doesn’t.” He fingers the uniform blazer on his shoulders, bright against his new black and white. “If he hadn’t decided to study overseas, and if my Pops hadn’t been pulling strings, that coat I used to wear would probably have gone to him, and most of the other awards I got, too. There’s every reason for him to be angry at me and he’s not. Even though he’s the real prodigy of the two of us.”
“Could he not be trying to gain favour or allies…?” Miles counters, more gently than usual, only for the young man to vigourously shake his head in response.
“Klavier’s friendly even when it doesn’t benefactor him, and to everyone. Well, everyone who obeys the law. He even had friends in the defense program back at school, and that hasn’t changed! Though,” he hesitates, baton bent nearly double, “That could be a bit because of his older brother.”
This is news to Miles. “Prosecutor Gavin has a brother?”
“Oh yes!” Sebastian seems to be on steadier ground here, some tension leaving his shoulders, “Kristoph Gavin – he’s a successful defense attorney, and Klavier speaks very highly of him. So perhaps Klavier’s just predisposed to think of defense attorneys as people instead of opponents or enemies. …I still don’t think he was involved any more than Mr. Wright was.”
“Hm,” Miles folds his arms, considering, “Well, we are not in court, so you are entitled to your opinion. However, please do not take offense when I say that I hope you are wrong.”
“What?!” Sebastian’s jaw drops, “But… why?”
“Because if neither the prosecution nor the defense were involved in the forgery, the entire situation becomes much, much uglier and even harder to solve. And I am not above personal bias myself – I would prefer to see this resolved as quickly as possible.”
“Ah,” a nod of understanding, “Yes, I see what you mean. I hope a rift solution is also found.”
“I believe you mean ‘swift’ solution?”
Out comes the pocket dictionary again and Sebastian sighs. “Yes, I do. I’m working on it, but there’s just so many words!”
The conversation having taken a far more serious turn than he’d intended, Miles jumps on the opportunity to change the subject. “What were you working on before I arrived?”
To his surprise, Sebastian colours, then flings himself on top of the books and papers in front of him. “I-! Nothing! I-! That is to say-!” his blustering crumbles before a raised eyebrow and tapping finger, and the young man slumps back into his seat, as red as his old coat. “Our last meeting made me realize how lacking my education was, so I’m trying to make up lost ground in my spare time. But I’m cheating. Again. On porpoise this time.”
“You’re cheating.”
“Yes.”
“At studying.”
“Yes.”
“How?”
Not meeting his gaze, Sebastian slides one of the larger sheets of paper to Miles, tears in his eyes again. When observed it is revealed to contain a pattern of squares and rectangles describing a half-circle, some of which already have legal notes in them. Even after having checked the back of the page, there is nothing apparently untoward about it.
“What am I looking at here?”
Sebastian manages to slump even lower on his bench. “The London Symphony Orchestra. I’m sorry, I’ll stop, I’ll- I’ll take notes properly and-!”
“Prosecutor DeBeste!” Miles cuts him off sharply, “Calm yourself! I have yet to see anything wrong with this situation! If you would please explain what you are doing?”
A few tears slip loose as the boy swallows, and Miles mentally kicks himself, but an explanation is at hand before he can soften his words. “It- it’s a way I used to organized my notes sometimes. I’m bad at lists, struc-” he pauses, checks his dictionary, continues, “Structuring them like an orchestra is so much easier, because it already has all the different sections and rows laid out, and assigning different subjects to different music halls and the like makes it easier to keep track of.” Tears are flowing rather steadily now, and his baton bows in his hands.
“I know it’s wrong, that lists are what I should use, my Pops always told me that this was cheating, but I have so much I need to catch up on, and this is so much easier, and- Mr. Edgeworth? What’s wrong, I-?”
Sebastian stutters to a stop, and Miles realizes that it’s because he himself is shaking with rage. With deep effort he forces himself to still. “I apologize, this- it is not something you have done, I simply did not realize I could be even angrier at your father than I already am.”
Because it seems the boy is not as slow as Miles and everyone else have assumed. Rather, he has been mentally hobbled by the assertion that the way he structures his thoughts is wrong, and no wonder the boy can’t keep his facts straight-!
With another deep breath, Miles refocuses his attention on the young man before him. “Prosecutor DeBeste- Sebastian. I ask you to listen to me very closely.”
The young man nods in mute terror.
“What you are doing is not cheating. Far from it, in fact. The technique you are using sounds like a variation on what is known as a ‘memory palace,’ and it is widely known as a highly effective, efficient tool for memorization that is used by many people.”
Hm, Miles had been under the impression that only Wright’s jaw could drop quite that low, but apparently he was incorrect. “It- it’s not cheating?”
“No.”
“It’s… okay if I keep taking notes and things like this?”
“Given that you seem to have a natural affinity for the technique, I would encourage you to. Many people work very hard to learn how to do this; if it is natural for you to do so, then, by all means, continue.”
Sebastian stares at him for a moment longer, and for a moment is ensconced with an expression of profound relief. Then his face crumples and, to Miles’s horror, he bursts into tears.
“Prosecutor DeBeste-?!”
“I-I-I’m s-sorry,” Sebastian manages to gasp out between sobs, “They w-won’t s-s-s-stop, but I’m so-o h-h-happy, re-e-eally!”
At a loss of what else to do, Miles moves to the other side of the table and stiffly pats the young man on the back until the tears slow and his breathing steadies, then hands him his handkerchief.
“Th-thanks,” Sebastian wipes at his face, then gives him a watery but genuine smile. “That’s never happened before. Usually I only cry when I’m upset or angry.” Then his nose wrinkles, “Ugh, I got my gloves wet. …and I didn’t bring a spare set with me. Bother.” Stripping them off, he begins to gather his things, grumbling to himself a bit as he does so.
“I take it that you will be taking your leave, then?”
“If you don’t mind,” Sebastian gives him an apologetic look, “Wet gloves feel terrible, but it also feels very strange at this point to be without them in public.”
Miles waves a hand in a ‘go ahead’ gesture, stepping back so that the young man has room to rise. “It was good to see you again.”
“Thank-you, you as well! Um,” Sebastian pauses, looking away then back at Miles, “If it’s not too much bother, may I write to you? To ask questions? It’s… a little hard to know who to trust these days, and Gumshoe’s extravagant, but he doesn’t really know the things a prosecutor is meant to, so…?”
…Miles has spent too much time around Wright, and it has weakened him to hopeful expressions. With a sigh, he pulls out his phone and opens the address book application. “Give me your number and I’ll text you my e-mail. Keeping in mind that I won’t be able to help you with active cases unless you go through the appropriate channels-”
“Of course not!” Sebastian interrupts, aghast, “That would be like- cheating! For real cheating! Just… techniques. Acceptable practices, good books of reference, that sort of thing.”
“Then I see no problem with this.” Sebastian’s number slots in right over Kay’s, and Miles sends the message in question, the young man’s phone buzzing somewhere on his person as it is received. Miles nods in satisfaction and gives him a rare intentional smile. “I look forward to following your career, Prosecutor DeBeste.”
This earns him a delighted, “I’ll do my best! Oh!” he shoots a parting smile of his own over one shoulder, “And feel welcome to drop by the Prosecutors’ Office whenever you’re in town – I’m not hard to find. They put me in your old office!”
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Miles debates with himself on the way back to Wright’s apartment that evening about whether or not he should mention what he has learned about the Gavins. On the one hand, this is potentially useful information that Wright might not have yet. On the other, he has promised to keep his nose out of things for now, and this could be crossing the line.
In the end, he decides to simply put it to Wright as to whether he wants to know or not. “I ran into an acquaintance at the park today – do you remember Prosecutor DeBeste?”
Wright purses his lips, considering, and it’s only because Miles catches his wrist that the man doesn’t tap the spoon he’s been stirring soup with against his mouth. “DeBeste, DeBeste… wasn’t he that kid prosecutor you ended up taking under your wing for a bit – his dad’s the ex-PIC head?”
“I didn’t ‘take him under my wing,’ but otherwise, yes, that’s him.”
“Cool.” Wright nods and refocuses his attention partially on the evening’s meal, “That was a nasty one. And I’m a little annoyed at him.”
“Why in the world would you dislike him, you’ve never met him!”
Wright has the audacity to roll his eyes. “Because a few weeks after you met your seventeen-year-old prosecuting hot-shot, I met another seventeen-year-old prosecuting hot-shot in court, underestimated him, and lost my badge.”
“Ah.” Yes, put that way, he can see why the boy might have negative connotations for Wright. Still, “If it helps, he’s personally come to the conclusion that you’ve been wrongly accused.”
“…okay, yeah, that kinda does.” Wright is quiet for a moment, then turns to him, eyebrows raised. “Wait, why’re you bringing this up? Usually it takes Trucy to get you talking about where you’ve been all day.”
Miles sighs, unable to keep a hand from rising to grip his arm. “Because I inadvertently received some information about Prosecutor Gavin that may or may not be useful to you, and it was through Prosecutor DeBeste that it happened.”
A stillness pervades Wright’s tiny kitchen, and then the man sighs, turning off the stove and running a hand through his hair. “Yeah, okay, I see the issue here. You going to tell me what happened?”
“Only if you want me to.”
“Might as well – not like you went looking for this, after all.”
“Indeed not.”
“Well, lay it on me.” Wright folds his arms, leaning one hip against the counter as Miles relays what he has learned. At the end he sighs again. “Well that complicates things.”
“Yes.”
Wright begins to pace, hands now uncertain where to rest – hips, face, hair, arms – as he thinks. Finally he lets out a huff of air. “Damn. I was really hoping- but I guess it makes things easier in other ways.”
That comes as a shock. “How?!”
A crooked grin is shot in his direction. “At least this way I don’t have to hate that kid anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still mad as hell at the little glamrocker, but I can live with that. I don’t like hating people; it makes me feel sick.”
“Many sources do indicate it to be a toxic force.”
“How do you-? You know what? Never mind, I don’t want to know.” Wright returns to the stove and turns it back on. “Anyway. So, the rock star has a brother? Maybe I’ll try talking to him.”
Miles does his best to let out the breath he’s been holding discretely. “You think he’ll talk to you?”
“Dunno, worth a shot,” the grin Wright shoots him is realer this time, “Us defense attorneys are trained to believe in people when no one else will, after all. And maybe he’ll be able to give me some info about what was going on over on the prosecution’s side for that trial.”
“Or he’ll feel sorry enough for you that he’ll take you as a pro bono client and clear your name for you,” Miles smirks.
“Ha ha, very funny. We both know that if I was going to get someone to do that I’d ask you.”
Wright is right, of course – that is the basic understanding they’ve already reached.
For some reason, it still makes Miles’s chest feel warmer to hear it.
Notes:
Longer chapter than usual, because I don’t actually write things pre-divided into chapters, and sometimes this results in not having a good chapter break at the appropriate length.
Sebastian’s design change is based on a combination of his admiration for Edgeworth and on how orchestra conductors dress – they usually wear either solid black, or a black suit with white shirt, tie, and sometimes vest. In this universe he’s currently trying to present a more formal, mature image, since he’s got to work to get people to take him seriously now after his disaster of a debut. He also got Edgeworth's old office because literally no one else wanted it (not that he's complaining).
Also, the wonderful alex-r-kingston over on tumblr did a picture of Sebbie's new outfit that basically takes exactly what I was picturing and put it on paper, and it's amazing and you can see it here!
Now featuring a lovely piece of Sebastian and his dictionary by the talented aquamarii over on tumblr as well, as seen here!
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“Oh, screw you, Edgeworth!”
“I don’t see how this is an issue!?”
“I asked you to come help, not for charity!”
“Char-?! She needs a phone! We agreed that she needs one, with how much she likes to vanish!”
“Yeah, but I don’t need you to pay for it!”
“I didn’t say that you needed me to, I said it would be more efficient!”
“Same difference!”
“It is not you insufferable-!”
“I could pay for it.”
Wright yells and falls over while Miles makes a rather embarrassing noise, clutching his chest as they both turn to stare at Trucy, who is calmly watching them from the sofa in Wright’s living room, eating popcorn out of her hat. When she sees that she has their attention, she reaches through the popcorn up to her shoulder, then withdraws it to reveal a roll of bills in her hand.
“I think I’ve got enough for a phone from busking, and you won’t let me pay for anything else,” Wright gets a look here, “So I might as well buy this.” She pauses significantly, tapping the money against her chin. “Or you could ask Mr. Edgeworth why he wants to buy me a phone, hear him out. Unless you want to keep shouting at each other. I did get popcorn.”
“…Trucy, how long have you been there?” Wright asks forlornly. She meets him with a bland look and crunches down another handful of popcorn. “Uuuuugh, fine. Edgeworth, why did you feel the need to try and undermine my ability to-” Trucy clears her throat. “-okay, geez, why’d you do it?”
Miles groans. “I wasn’t attempting to undermine you or imply you couldn’t afford to get Trucy a cellphone, they’re not that expensive these days, I’m aware. I offered because there is room for a second phone on the plan I already have. If I pay for the phone, I can add it to my plan and she’ll have what equates to a free, international phone plan, making it easier for you both to contact me in case of emergency. Or just, in general. Without having to worry about the cost.” He folds his arms and looks away, scowling and not at all red in the face.
“Oh.” Wright is quiet for a moment, then the sofa creaks as he sits down to Trucy’s right. “I’m sorry, I- I’m not that great with money, in general. And with what’s going on lately… guess it’s a subject I’m kinda touchy about.”
It’s gotten too hot in the room from all the shouting, and Miles decides to relinquish the advantage of full business attire for the moment, striping off his jacket as he sits on Trucy’s other side. “I am… unused to having people in my life I can make such offers to, or whom I give gifts. It is… not a skill I was either taught or endowed with. My intent was not to cause offense, merely offer the most efficient solution to the problem at hand.”
“Oh,” Wright repeats. There is silence for a moment, then, “Why do you have a plan with room for two phones, then?”
Miles shrugs. “It was the most cost-effective international plan. Don’t look at me like that,” he adds, scowling at the side-eye Wright is sending his way, “Just because I’m well-off does not mean I don’t understand the concept or practicality of thrift!”
“Okay, okay,” the man holds up his hands in surrender, “I guess we both messed up.”
“It would seem so.” He turns to the young girl seated between them. “I apologize that you felt the need to mediate, but I do appreciate it.”
Trucy grins at him. “It’s okay. Besides, you were so confused and upset, I would have felt bad if I didn’t.” She notices her hat is now devoid of popcorn and spins between her hands until it’s satisfactorily full again. “You’re not very used to having friends, are you?”
“I- no. I am not.” He glances at Wright, “But it’s something I’m working to improve on.”
“Ugh, fine, she can be on your phone plan if you’re going to be so sappy about it,” the man snarks, but lightly this time, more playful, and he leans around Trucy to offer a conciliatory smile. “Are you really that worried about losing contact with us?”
Miles shoots him a Look. “Is it that much of a surprise at this point?”
“…no,” Wright’s smile does something Miles doesn’t quite know how to describe, “I guess not.”
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It ends up being a group adventure the next day, going down to the electronics store to figure out what is both appropriate and satisfactory. Wright is of the opinion that a flip phone is the way to go. Miles holds the firm mindset that she might as well get a smartphone, since they’re more versatile tools and thus a better investment. Trucy sides with Miles – smartphones can record videos, and she can use that to film her magic tricks then self-critique, and, anyway (her roll of cash reappears again), she’s been saving her allowance and Christmas and birthday money for a whole year so she can buy it herself, so please?
“You’re going to have to watch this one, Wright,” Miles murmurs after the man weakly agrees in the face of Trucy’s enormous, earnest eyes and the absolutely besotted look of the sales associate helping them, “She’s too smart for you.”
“I’m gonna have to carry my magatama to catch her out,” Wright grumbles back, but with an oddly proud look in his eyes, “And she’s so smart. I love her.”
The words pass casually into the air, easy as breathing, but it’s the first time Miles has heard Wright say them, and they make him zone out, just a little. Because Trucy’s situation is not what his own was, not even a little… except in the ways that it is. Except in the scant handful of times he has caught her turning to a man who isn’t there and when the light that seems to compose her being vanishes for just a moment. And Wright is a good man, lightyears beyond the one who took in (who stole) Miles, but still… it is a reassurance to hear him say those words so freely, so lightly. A part of Miles that is still very young relaxes at their speaking.
Meanwhile, Trucy has chosen the model she’s going to get and Wright is negotiating for the right to buy a case for it.
“Look, you’re buying the phone, Edgeworth’s helping you with the plan, I’m feeling kinda left out. At least let me do this much, please?” he adds, trying to make his eyes go all big and pleading like hers (…actually he’s rather good at that). Trucy giggles but graciously agrees, and they shake on it.
“Great!” Wright perks up, turning to Miles, “You saw that, right?”
“I am standing right here.”
“Yes or no, Edgeworth.”
“Yes, you ridiculous human being.”
“Harsh, but I’ll take it!” Wright heads over to the phone cases. “We’re getting a sturdy one.”
“What? Wait, no,” Trucy protests as she scuds after him, “I want a cute one!”
“Only if it’s also water-proof and drop resistant. And no take-backs, we shook in front of a witness.”
Trucy gapes at Wright in utter shock. “You played me!!!”
“How is wanting to be part of you getting a phone playing you?”
“You knew I’d want to get something cute and you set it up so now I have to get one that’s all clunky!” she scowls and folds her arms at him, “I don’t need a safety case, I’m super careful!”
“Okay, one, don’t try the Edgeworth Scowl on me, you cannot beat the original there, especially when he’s right here,” Wright glances up at Miles, “Making the exact same face and looking much, much scarier. Two,” he lowers himself so that his eyes are level with Trucy’s, “I’m perfectly aware that you’re probably the most coordinated, agile person in the whole city. I have no doubt that you’ll take good care of your phone, none. However, three, I am also aware that there are a lot of klutzes in this world, and whatever you’re doing back there is not appreciated, Edgeworth.”
Miles folds his arms, because of course he would never stoop to pointing at Wright and mouthing ‘Exhibit A’ behind the man’s back.
“Anyway,” Wright continues, “It’s those people I’m worried about, Trucy, not you. I don’t want someone knocking you over or spilling their drink or something and ruining something you worked really hard to get. Okay?”
“…okay,” Trucy mumbles, mollified that it’s not her own competency being called into question, “But I’m not getting a black one!”
“Of course not, that would be boring! You can’t have a boring phone – it wouldn’t work with your theme!” Wright agrees easily, and, from the sound of it, with complete sincerity.
Following this, Miles trails after them, content to merely observe for this leg of the venture, until one of Trucy’s potential selections makes him pause. “So, black is boring, but grey is acceptable?”
Her eyebrows knit together as she turns her attention from the phone case she’s examining to him. “Huh?”
“You said you didn’t want a black case, but you’re currently considering a grey one? I was curious as to your thoughts on the matter.”
Trucy remains confused, glancing to Wright, whose own expression has become drawn. “Edgeworth… that’s not grey, it’s light blue.”
“Ngk.” …often he wishes he weren’t quite so… vocal when startled, and now, looking at the two concerned faces in front of him, is one of those times. Two years, going on three, that he’s been aware of and dealing with this… quirk of vision, and, after all that careful maneuvering, he’s finally been caught out.
Damn.
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Miles manages to convince them to finish the phone-buying process before demanding an explanation, then insists on returning to Wright’s apartment to do so because he is not doing this in public!
“I thought you weren’t getting a black phone case?” he adds, glancing over at where Trucy is seated at the kitchen table, eagerly unpacking her final selection.
The question earns him an extremely severe look indeed. “I didn’t want a boring phone case. This one’s black with silver sparkles in it!”
“Yeah, that’s like, the opposite of boring,” Wright agrees, joining them both at the table, “Now spill, Edgeworth – what happened back there at the store?”
“And if you don’t spill, we’re gonna assume you’re dying and take appropriate measures,” Trucy chips in.
“We absolutely are.”
Miles folds his arms and glowers at them. “What ‘happened’ is a private matter I don’t much care about being badgered into talking about, and should it continue I will absolutely enact my right to remain silent!”
Trucy actually sits back at this, biting her lip. “He really means it, Mr. Wright.”
Wright himself studies Miles for a moment, then relents. “Look, Edgeworth… all jokes aside, I really am worried about you. Just ‘cause I’m in a rough patch doesn’t mean I want you to pretend your fine if you’re not. If you don’t want to talk, I get it, but… I’m not just trying to get a rise out of you here.”
…that man, always worrying about him, even when he has no need to… “Fine,” Miles relents as well, “Though it’s likely not as serious as you’re assuming…”
And he tells them. It’s the first time he’s ever told anyone about this and it is… awkward. Sometimes it’s tricky to find words that feel quite right, but all in all it’s not as he’d feared. Trucy seems quite interested in the concept and inquires if everything’s ever gone entirely grey for him.
“Just once,” Miles admits around Wright’s scolding her for asking invasive questions, even though he really doesn’t have much ground to stand on in that regard (at least he’s trying to ensure she has good manners).
“When?”
“The worst day of my life.”
He can actually see Wright jump to the wrong conclusion in his head – likely something to do with Gant – and silently allows it. Regardless of his previous statements, Wright has enough on his plate without Miles’s profound yet formless feelings being thrust upon him. Thus he forges on without giving the man time to comment or grow uncomfortable, ending with,
“All in all, it’s not so bad – better than my issues with earthquakes or elevators at the very least.”
“Huh.” Wright mulls over what they’ve been told for a moment, Trucy still subdued from the answer her last question received, then, “I thought you were doing better with elevators?”
“I was.”
“Dare I ask what happened?”
“I went to use one and found a dead body in it.”
“…yup, I can see how that would do it.”
“Hmph, yes.”
Another bout of silence, then, “Are you… okay? I mean, not that I’m second-guessing you or anything, you’ve been doing this for years, but back at the store-”
He jumbles to a halt as Miles holds a hand up. “I am actually doing fairly well at the moment – pale, cool colours are simply the first to go. I was upset about getting caught in a situation where I would likely have to explain my mistake.”
This gets him narrowed eyes from Wright – the man unfortunately knows both Miles and evasion techniques just well enough to spot the flaw in his story, but fortunately Trucy speaks up again before he can press.
“You’ve really never told anyone else about it?” she has her feet on her chair, knees tucked under her chin and arms loosely surrounding them.
Miles shrugs. “I am accustomed to it. If nothing else, it forces me to be honest with myself about my own mental state, which can be useful. And it is infinitely preferable to stress headaches and other such things.”
“Reasonable assessment,” Wright nods, then gets that grin which means he thinks he’s being clever, “So, Edgeworth-”
“Yes, I am aware of the colour of my suit – a fine shade of wine that varies between pink and a blue-toned red, depending on the lighting.”
“Aw,” Wright pouts, “How’d you know what I was gonna ask?”
Miles deigns this with only a pair of raised eyebrows and an unimpressed expression.
“Fine, I went for the low-hanging fruit and you caught me,” the man grumbles, rising to begin the process of assembling a meal (which, Miles will concede, he’s getting better at, even if it’s still generally sandwiches or reheated soup of some sort), safely away from the topic of why Miles’s colour vision is at currently such that he’s beginning to lose certain shades, “You know more about colours than I thought you would.”
Miles shrugs, moving his chair nearer to Trucy’s so he can help her set up her new phone, “I’ve simply had reason to pay more attention in recent years.”
“I guess. Thanks for telling us about it.”
“You’re welcome.”
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It is… something of a shock, to realize that he’s leaving in two days. Somehow the month has passed swiftly, and with far less drama than Miles had initially expected. It doesn’t seem quite so fear-inducing to return to his job, to leave Wright to manage on his own as the same thought would have been back when he first arrived. The man has his own new job that he’s starting soon, and a child that he seems to be getting the hang of caring for, and the beginnings of plans in place to figure out who was behind his disbarment and how to prove his innocence. That ridiculous grin is back in place, if a little less bright than usual, along with his belief that the truth will eventually come to light, both of which are heartening to see.
Thus it is odd that a twinge of reluctance still flares in Miles when he thinks of his flight back. He’s still brooding on it a bit that evening, chatting quietly in Wright’s living room after Trucy has retired for the evening, drawing out his own departure for reasons he can’t (or perhaps simply won’t allow himself to) explain.
“I know I’ve said this before, but thanks for coming like this,” Wright interrupts his thoughts, “It was a big chunk of your time, and I really appreciate it.”
Miles shrugs, feeling awkward and uncomfortably warm in the face at the sudden thanks, unexpected on top of his own emotional turmoil. “I haven’t done that much.”
“Hey, no, Edgeworth- Miles,” Wright actually rises from the couch, circles ‘round to Miles’s end to force their eyes to meet, “This whole month, you’ve never been more than a phone call away, and it might not seem like a lot to you, but for me it was huge. It meant so much that you were willing to come here for me, and that you supported me about Trucy, and just… lots of little things that you didn’t have to do, but you did.
“Trucy got me going again, made it so I couldn’t just hide in my apartment or office and lose myself in all this. And then I just didn’t want to do that anymore, because I wanted to be someone she could trust like Zak said she could, and just… if she ever decides that she wants to call me ‘dad,’ I’m ready to tell the whole world that this amazing girl is my daughter, and that I love her so much. But… I also knew that you were here, and that if I fell, this time you’d be there to catch me. And that’s made this month so much better than it could have been, and just… thanks, really, a lot, thanks.”
…this is more gratitude than Miles is comfortable receiving, even if it does diffuse his concerns over being unhelpful, but it feels like it would be caddish to brush it off or bring up how much he himself owes Wright. Thus, with effort, Miles gives a cordial nod and replies, “You are quite welcome. I am… glad I was able to provide some assistance in all this. And I suppose that I am… also grateful.”
This is obviously not the response Wright was expecting, as he goes rocking back on his heels, eyes wide, “For what?”
“For your trust in this matter. I have not always proven myself to be reliable in the past.”
Wright is quiet for a minute. “Yeah, I guess that’s true. You’ve pulled some pretty dumb stunts.”
“I have.”
“I’m still mad at you about that note.”
“We’ve established this, yes.”
More silence. “You always come back. And that means something too, you know?”
“I’m afraid I don’t.”
“…I don’t like hating people, but Manfred’s an exception – I really hate that guy.”
“Feel free.”
“Mm.” the man considers for a bit longer, then grins at him. “I guess I can’t help it – even after everything, you’ve turned out to be a pretty trustworthy guy. There’s too much conclusive evidence pointing to the fact, no sense in ignoring it.”
“…thank you.”
Wright blinks, then grins even wider. “You’re welcome.”
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Miles’s last day in the States and Wright invites him over to watch a movie as well as for supper.
“You’re heading back tomorrow and I can’t see you off ‘cause I’ll be officially starting my new job then,” he’s been in a few days already for whatever training one requires to work in a grocery store, “Might as well do something fun for your last night.”
“You seem to be doing… surprisingly well,” Miles admits, changing his course from the park to Wright’s apartment, since he’s now joining them earlier than has been the norm.
The comment earns him a dry laugh in his ear, “I’m at least fifty percent bluffing – you know me, Edgeworth, ‘fake it ‘til you make it,’ that’s my philosophy.”
“I had garnered an inkling of that, yes.” Miles hesitates, then adds, “As long as it’s not all bluff this time.”
“…not anymore,” comes the response, after just long enough to make Miles really nervous, “Give a guy something to lean on and a light to see by, and suddenly the world’s a better place. Anyway, see you soon!”
And he hangs up before Miles can figure out how to reply.
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It’s easy to forget that Wright is actually quite smart – he completed law school in record time and passed the bar on his first try, something only a small percentage of lawyers manage, but his tendency to work things out as he goes and reliance on ingenuity and bluffing often overshadow these facts. Miles doubts that most remember the man was only twenty-four when he started practicing in a field where most start in their late twenties or early thirties; if they hadn’t been in the same grade in school, Miles certainly would.
Thus it is not until Trucy is in the living room, enthralled by Atlantic 11, and Wright has asked Miles into the kitchen to help with supper that Miles realizes the man’s had ulterior motives in inviting him over early. And even then, not until Wright is leaning on the counter and asking, “How’re you holding up?”
Miles looks up from where he’d automatically gone to the refrigerator to gather salad ingredients (which, to be honest, are only there in the first place because Miles put them there), “I beg your pardon?”
“I told you, I don’t want you pretending you’re fine to me if you’re not. My life’s a mess, but I’m not made of glass.” He shuffles awkwardly, hands finding their way to his pockets, “And I know what’s happening next week.”
That catches him off-guard. “All that’s happened to you, and you’re still taking the time to worry about me?”
Wright rubs the back of his head with a grin. “I worried about you for over fifteen years; at this point I think it’s a habit. And Trucy says you’ve been looking at your suit more in the past week – you use it as a baseline for checking colour saturation, don’t you?”
Drat, he thought he’d been being more subtle than that… “I do.”
“And?”
For a moment, Miles considers telling him that it’s none of his business or simply that he doesn’t wish to discuss it. But Wright knows the details of the situation, is already intimately enmeshed in it, and, besides.
Miles trusts him.
So, “Greyer,” he finally admits, closing the refrigerator and leaning against it, “Still within reasonable parameters, but distinctly greyer.”
Wright winces and nods in understanding. “Bad memories?”
“Worse – good ones.”
That sends Wright staggering like an updated autopsy report, and it takes a minute for him to reply. “Okay… sorry, Edgeworth, you lost me on that one.”
Miles sighs. ‘In for a penny.’ “He was my mentor for fifteen years, Wright. They were not all bad. There are legitimate reasons I admired and respected him, why I emulated him. There are skills he ensured that I learned which I am glad to have, things he introduced me to that I still enjoy.” He’s gripping his arm so tightly it hurts, but he can’t let go. “You know what he did to me, to my family – and I include Franziska in that term. His true plans for me are a matter of public record, and it has been years since you revealed them. I gained something precious from that trial… but I also lost something I deemed valuable. It is still hard to reconcile.”
“Oh.” Wright is silent. Then, “Are you angry at me? For getting involved?”
“Never,” Miles states with a vehemence that surprises himself, “Nor will I have any regrets in regards to his execution. What he did – I cannot forgive. But nor can I fully hate. And therein lies the difficulty,” he shrugs and folds in on himself a touch, “Nonsensical as it is. I am… unskilled with emotions. Especially my own.”
A gentle bump to the side startles him, and he looks up to see that Wright has moved to stand so that they are shoulder to shoulder, expression sympathetic. “You’re getting better with them. And I don’t think anyone would have an easy time dealing with crap like the stuff you’re talking about.”
Words are too much after his most recent ones, so Miles simply nods his gratitude.
Wright nods back, then snorts. “Man, look at us – how did we get so messed up? We were such ordinar- wait, no, you wore a suit to elementary school, you were never ordinary. We were such well-adjusted kids. What happened to us?”
There are many obvious, serious answers to this question, answers they both know, but Miles finds he has had enough of serious discussion for the evening. “I choose to believe it’s Larry’s fault.”
This shocks a laugh out of the man. “‘When something stinks, it’s usually the Butz.’ Okay, good plan – from now on, we blame Larry!” Wright nods decisively, then turns to the doorway. “So, how much of all that did you listen in on, Trucy?”
Miles makes an undignified noise as he turns to see the girl in question peeking around the corner.
“Only a little,” she admits, “It sounded private, so I kept checking to see if it had turned into a good point to come get a snack.”
“Oh crap, supper,” Wright looks between Trucy and the still completely empty counter and stove, a vague panic seeping in when his eye catches the hour because apparently those pauses in the conversation lasted longer than either of them had realized.
Miles decides to take pity on him, since the reason Wright’s behind in the first place was his concern over Miles’s own welfare. “I find myself suddenly in the mood for Thai – would anyone object to ordering in? It would be my treat, naturally.”
It’s not the first time he’s offered this month; indeed, the first real quarrel after his arrival was over whether it was appropriate for Miles to be providing occasional meals or ingredients for them during his stay (a quarrel Miles had rather handily won, if he might add). In spite of this, Wright still snorts and shakes his head in amusement as Trucy eagerly goes to find the appropriate take-out menu from Wright’s small collection. “I can’t get over the great Miles Edgeworth suggesting we get cheap take-out.”
“First of all, La Sa Thai is not cheap, it is a perfectly adequate family establishment. Second,” Miles smirks and wags a finger at him, “You are forgetting once again the key fact that I was not born to wealth. Until I was about ten I was raised almost exclusively on stir-fry, casserole, and Asian take-out. It is nostalgic.”
He receives an unrepentant shrug for his troubles. “You wore a suit and bow tie at age nine. You’ll understand how easy it is to forget when you have literally always been fancy.”
“I can’t help it if you have no sense of taste, Wright.”
“No fighting!” Trucy interrupts imperiously, returning with the menu, “You already talked forever, and I had to pause the movie so you wouldn’t keep missing good bits, and I’m hungry – and I’m a growing girl, so that’s bad for me!” Thrusting the La Sa Thai menu into Miles’s hands, she points at several items. “I want appetizer six, then number fifteen with chicken and mild spice and number twenty-two with shrimp and hot!”
“Objection! Trucy, you can’t eat all that,” Wright protests, only for the girl to fling out a pointed finger in counter.
“Hold it! Have you considered the fact that I’m really hungry and also want to have leftovers for breakfast tomorrow?”
“Maybe so, but Edgeworth’s the one paying – he might not be okay with buying you supper and breakfast when he’s only offered to buy supper!” Wright shoots back (and what are the two of them doing when Miles isn’t here that Trucy’s already picking up Wright’s courtroom habits?).
As the hour is drawing on, and as he’s apparently the judge in this situation, Miles decides to step in before it can get any later. “Objection overruled,” he announces grandly, “Leftovers are one of the best parts of take-out.”
Wright makes a face at him.
“Cold leftovers,” Miles adds, just to see what the man will do.
The answer is flap around in apparent horror. “Edgeworth, that is disgusting-?!”
“I’m sorry, did you just say you wanted vegetarian options tonight?”
“What?! No, I-!”
“They do wonderful fried tofu.”
“Absolutely not! Number thirty-seven with chicken, medium spice, and-” he pauses, grabs the menu to scan quickly, then slaps it down again, some of his panic lost with the motion, “-and I guess make it a double order, if that’s what we’re doing?”
“Very well,” Miles demurs, “If you’re certain about the tofu-”
“Please don’t feed me tofu, I don’t want to have to end our friendship over bean curd, not after everything else we’ve been through together.”
Miles smirks, but refrains from further comment, even if the expression on Wright’s face is highly amusing, and even though he knows for a fact that tofu can be delicious if properly prepared. Instead he places the order, then retires to the living room with Trucy while Wright assembles plates, serviettes, and drinks in preparation for the food’s arrival.
Trucy is quiet for a moment, fiddling with the hem of her cape before inquiring, “Are cold take-out leftovers actually tasty?”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “What makes you think I was not simply ‘messing with’ Wright?”
She chews her lip, considering. “I just don’t think you are. You don’t actually lie much at all, even about serious stuff; it’s one of the reasons I like you.”
“Oh. …thank-you?” It’s a little unsettling at times how perceptive Trucy can be, especially when coupled with the world view of an eight-year-old (even one as smart as her). She smiles at him, however, so his response must have been acceptable. “In regards to cold leftovers, I must assume it depends on both the food and the person consuming it.”
Trucy nods thoughtfully. “Maybe I’ll try it tomorrow.” Then she changes subjects. “I’ve been teaching Mr. Hat to take pictures with my new phone – want to see him do it?”
…who? “I’m afraid I’m unacquainted with the man in question?”
“You haven’t met Mr. Hat?!”
Trucy’s yelp brings Wright in from the kitchen in a flurry. “Trucy? Kiddo? What’s wrong?!”
Horrified young eyes turn in his direction at the query. “I almost entirely forgot to introduce Mr. Edgeworth to Mr. Hat!”
For some reason this spreads a look of near fiendish glee across Wright’s face. “Well then you’d better fix that quick! I know Edgeworth would be so disappointed if he didn’t get to meet Mr. Hat while he was here!”
If Wright’s expression was a warning, his words and tone are definitive danger signals. And it’s still not enough to prevent Miles from falling off the sofa with a yell when Trucy materializes a wooden puppet nearly as big as she is out of her hat. Clutching his chest, Miles stares in utter shock as both Trucy and Wright bend nearly double with laughter while the puppet, with no apparent input from Trucy, flaps its hands and looks about in obvious consternation before finally tapping Trucy on the shoulder and appearing to whisper in her ear. Stifling her chortles, the young magician turns her attention to her puppet, nodding and making sounds of acknowledgement before turning back to Miles.
“Mr. Hat says he’s really sorry, he didn’t mean to scare you like that,” she offers, only for the puppet – Mr. Hat – to give her a rap on the head. “Ow!” she rubs the sore spot while scowling at the puppet, who simply folds his arms at her, one finger tapping against a wooden bicep. “Fine,” Trucy grumbles, “I’m sorry, too, Mr. Edgeworth – I should have warned you better.” In perfect tandem, she and Mr. Hat clap their hands together and bow behind them. “We most humbly apologize for our transgression!”
In the background, Wright is slumped to the floor, tears streaming down his face from laughing so hard, for a moment looking like he’s forgotten everything else, too caught up in the ridiculous situation to remember the sorrows of the past month. Somehow this melts Miles’s ire at the situation more thoroughly than Trucy’s apology, looking past her to where the man is now wiping his eyes while trying desperately to catch his breath. “I assume she did this to you as well?”
It takes two tries for Wright to get enough air in his lungs to do more than nod. “Scared the bejeebers out of me!” he admits with an easy grin, eyes still streaming.
(…tears of this sort suit him so much better than sorrowful ones…)
So, with a nod, Miles stands, dusts himself off, tugs his waistcoat straight, then politely offers his hand. “Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor. And may I say what a pleasure it is to meet an esteemed gentleman such as yourself, Mr. Hat?”
Trucy slowly lowers her hands to look up at him, mouth wide with shocked delight, before remembering herself and somehow maneuvering Mr. Hat to shake Miles’s hand. “He’s very pleased to meet you as well, Mr. Edgeworth!”
From there Miles somehow finds himself on the floor next to her, Wright snug on her other side, all three of them smiling as Mr. Hat takes their picture with Trucy’s phone. Moments later the food arrives and Mr. Hat vanishes again when Trucy sprints to the door to claim it. Miles trails after her to pay and Wright finally levers himself up to go fetch the supper paraphernalia he’d been previously gathering in the kitchen. Miles’s final evening in Los Tokyo ends eating Thai take-out on an old sofa and, in a rare set of circumstances, cheering for the criminals as Donnie Atlantic and his crew rob the Benvolio casinos…
OoOoOoOoO
There’s no time to stop by before his flight the next morning, and Wright’s new job starts too early for him to see Miles off. Trucy could likely have magicked herself to the airport, but had promised them both she wouldn’t out of consideration of their ‘frail old men hearts.’ As he’s settling into the terminal to wait for his boarding call, however his phone dings with an incoming message. Unlocking it reveals a copy of the picture from last night, the three of them pressed close to all fit in the frame, faces painted with various levels of amusement.
Trucy W.: Thank-you for coming! It was really fun having you here! ~Trucy Wright
Fun. Not something he’d planned on having when he first arrived. And, really, he shouldn’t be taking joy in a situation brought about by tragedy. But he has had fun, has enjoyed exploring the city he still considers his, for all he no longer lives here, spending time with Wright and Trucy. And, awful as things had been at the beginning, it’s hard not to feel hopeful now, with the fire returning to Wright’s eyes and a relatively decent plan of action. No matter what life throws at him, that man’s never been able to stay down for long.
M. Edgeworth: Thank-you for having me; it was my pleasure.
The photograph is saved to his library just as his boarding call is announced.
Chapter Text
Not quite a week later finds Miles standing outside the door of Franziska’s current abode – she’s located in London, for the moment. Her expression, when she opens the door, is neutral.
“Little brother.”
“Meine Schwester.”
She steps aside and allows in, takes his coat and hangs it as he removes his shoes (he’s still not accustomed to how Americans will simply wear their shoes into another’s home, regardless of occasion and regardless of the fact that he himself used to do this as a child). Though he hasn’t brought any, Franziska is wearing a pair of around-the-house shoes, their carpet-accommodating wider heels making a duller clack than her usual court-wear as she leads him to the living room. It is as immaculate as every other part of her life, straying only from the usual in that a bottle of wine, two glasses, and a corkscrew are set on the low table in front of the sofa. The silence between them is not truly broken until he seats himself and Franziska raises her eyebrows at him.
“You are sitting on the left end of the sofa, Miles Edgeworth, when it has always been your habit to take the right side. You will tell me why.”
Today of all days he’s not going to fight her on manners. “It turned out to also be the side that man favours; as a visitor in his home, it would have been rude to claim my host’s preferred seat.”
“Hmph. Foolish.” It is a testament to how much of a façade Franziska’s calm visage truly is at the moment that she lets it go at that, instead claiming her own preferred seat – the exact center of the sofa.
“Perhaps. How is Miss Andrews these days?”
Franziska brightens at the subject change. “Adrian Andrews is, as she always is, quite excellent,” (and here is a tell of another sort – any other person held in such esteem by his sister would be ‘near-perfect’ or even simply ‘perfect,’ but Miss Andrews dislikes being so described. That Franziska has changed her vocabulary to accommodate this says far more than she likely intends), “Her excellence at work is being appropriately recognized, and her skill with the whip is greatly improved…”
They chat lightly, Miles allowing her control of the conversation, allowing her to enthuse about Miss Andrews, describe some of her recent work with Interpol, inquire about his own past month with that man beyond what he had told her in the few e-mails they had exchanged, and all the time the bottle and the wine glasses stand before them on the table, waiting.
Finally a quiet alarm begins to sound, and their conversation ceases as Franziska removes her phone from wherever she hides it (a question Miles works desperately not to contemplate) and silences its beeping.
“It is done.”
He nods in acknowledgement, watches her rise and uncork the wine, silently allowing it to breathe the appropriate amount of time before she pours, and he rises to accept his glass. The colour is rich, dark, its purple-red revealed only in the glints of light passing through it.
It is Manfred’s favorite.
It was Manfred’s favorite.
Franziska raises her glass, her form perfect, her face a mask. “To Papa.”
Miles raises his in return. “To your father.”
And he drinks. To the man who tried to destroy him (to the man who recognized his potential), to the man tried to make him a monster (to the man who gave him so many opportunities), to the man who killed his father (to the man who was his mentor for fifteen years).
To the man whom he cannot forgive, yet cannot fully hate.
He drains his cup, lowers it a moment after Franziska finishes hers. She takes a deep breath, sets her wine glass on the table with barely a tremor. “That is the end of it.”
“Mm.” Miles considers his own glass before placing it beside hers. “Franziska, there is something I have wished to say for a long time. If you are willing, I would like to say it now.”
Her look is wary, but she gestures her consent with one hand.
Moving to stand beside her, he lifts the bottle, looks it over, and turns back to her. “This is truly terrible wine.”
Franziska stares at him, her mouth opening to release a shocked laugh, then a more genuine one before, “It is,” she agrees, “It is absolutely terrible, a most imperfect year, quite the worst-” Her laughter shakes her until it finally knocks the tears loose, because he has never known his sister to cry willingly. For Miles there is no sorrow in this day. A tangled mess of emotions, yes, but sorrow is not one of them. But he remembers being small and alone and never truly allowed to grieve for his father due to the condemnation of those around him. So he tucks his sister close and murmurs what comfort he can into her hair and does not condemn her grief.
(When she is done, she leads him to the kitchen, and he watches as she ceremoniously pours the rest of the bottle down the drain.)
(When he returns to his hotel room, he turns on his laptop and begins the process of finding himself a therapist. It finally feels like the right time to let the past go…)
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A few days later, an e-mail appears in his inbox.
Now that you have committed to living in this section of the world again, you require a place of residence. I have taken the prerogative of selecting several potentials that suit your preferences and will be convenient, given your penchant for traveling from court to court. I trust you to make the perfect selection.
Your big sister,
Franziska von Karma
…Miles and Franziska have considered each other siblings for the most of their lives at this point, but they were raised as siblings in near-constant competition with each other. This new way of being siblings they are figuring out, one where they do more than compete, where there is room for open fondness of each other… he finds he is liking this better.
He still critiques several of her choices in his reply, of course.
No need to let her think he’s going soft.
OoOoOoOoO
June 2019
“I think things are finally settling down.”
A month since he’d left Los Tokyo, a bit more than two since the entire mess started, and Wright seems to have regained some bounce to his step. “The press is finally leaving you alone?”
“They got distracted by the latest headline, I’m officially old news. And I think they’re having a harder time finding me with the new, er, ‘look,’ I guess.” Wright’s eyes drift tragically to the corner of his screen where his own camera feed is visible for their video call. Slightly shorter and with no gel attempting to shape or tame it, Phoenix’s signature hairstyle has devolved into something more wild, softer and spikier at the same time as some sections droop and others rise. Combined with the red and khaki uniform his work provides and he does cut quite a different figure than usual. Still…
“Surely that can’t be enough to have thrown them off your scent? Your face is completely unchanged and exposed.”
Wright shrugs. “I guess no one expects me to dress like this? Couple that with my nametag saying ‘Nick’ and a perky attitude, and no one connects me with ‘that awful defense attorney who made the papers a few weeks back.’ Can’t find what you’re not looking for.” His tone is bitter when it comes to how people are apparently still describing him. “On the plus side, I finally managed to snag a meeting with Kristoph.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah! He seems pretty nice, actually – likes poker. Doesn’t want to get involved, though, since his brother was the prosecutor, which I kinda get, but he does think the court made the wrong call. We’re meeting up again in a couple weeks, he said he’d take me to this restaurant he knows that’s pretty good. Russian or Ukrainian or something from that area of the world.”
For some reason this sends a twinge through Miles’s chest, ridiculous though it is. He and Wright have only begun maintaining close, regular contact since his disbarment, and the man is friendly and, more importantly, in need of allies that are nearby, as well as overseas. “I am… glad to hear it.”
Wright is quiet for a beat, then squints at him, as though this will clear the resolution of his video feed. “…you don’t sound glad.”
“It’s the call connection, I assure you.”
More squinting, then a look of dawning awe appears, sending Miles’s stomach to his shoes. “Edgeworth… are you jealous that Kristoph’s taking me to lunch?”
“Certainly not!” he snaps back, flustered and probably redder in the cheek than he’d prefer, “I- there is no reason-!”
“Aw, it’s okay,” Wright simpers at him, overly saccharine, “You’ll always be my favorite~!”
“Hmph!” Miles folds his arms and looks away from the camera, doing his level best not to feel gratified or reassured by such an inane statement. He’s not sure how well he succeeds in this, given that Wright laughs at him anyway.
“Hey, Edgeworth – look at me again?”
“What?” he growls, even as he complies.
Wright’s smile is softer now, the mocking tone gone from his voice. “I kinda wish it was you I’m going to meet up with, too. It was… nice, having you join me ‘n’ Trucy every night for supper. And it’s still a little weird not having you here anymore.”
“I had grown rather fond of the routine myself,” Miles admits, then, a touch self-consciously, adds, “I accidentally skipped supper my first few nights back here. It took me longer than I like to admit to realize I had been waiting for you to call and alert me to the time.”
It has become… easier to talk like this, at least with Wright. Their recent extended period of time together in non-legal settings has had an effect, one Miles chooses to view as positive. The chuckle he receives for his admission does not rankle or offend as it once might have, and the groan Wright lets out when he looks at the clock is disappointing.
“Ugh, I’d love to keep talking, but it’s literally almost midnight and I have to get up in the morning.”
“I shall not detain you, then. In any case, I should be making my own way to court.”
“It doesn’t stop being crazy that it’s tomorrow morning for you.”
“That is how time zones work, you know.”
Wright laughs again. “Yeah, yeah. Same time next week?”
“The courts willing.”
“Great! See you then – have a good day, Edgeworth!”
“Sleep well, Wright.”
Chapter 11
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
July 2019
Miles is in the midst of unpacking when the phone call comes. A few months of searching and careful consideration have gone into selecting his new apartment, a rather smaller one than those who know him would likely expect. Two years of living mostly out of a suitcase has gotten him accustomed to residing in somewhat more compact areas – yes he can afford to get penthouses and suites, but those are generally quite high up. Used to stairs he may be, but when it comes to taking twenty flights of them on top of those he’ll have to climb at work, he will happily take something smaller on the fifth floor, thank-you all the same. Besides, the money saved on space with his new abode can be used to acquire more comfortable furnishings to replace those it would have been inefficient to have brought over from America. Frugality where it matters allows for extravagance where it is desired, after all.
However, no matter where one resides, there remains the constant fact that moving requires first packing and then unpacking, and Miles is not exempt from this.
Thus he is clad in part of one of his older suits – too worn for public wear, but not so much as to render it unusable – and shoulder-deep in a box of law texts when his cellphone chimes. He answers without really looking at the caller ID, one hand still full of legal text. “Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor, state your business.”
“M-Mr. Edgeworth?”
The voice brings him up short. “Prosecutor DeBeste?”
Sebastian has been in contact with him somewhat since they crossed paths in People’s Park, e-mails requesting direction towards certain legal texts or case files or advice on a tricky courtroom situation he might potentially encounter. Sometimes the young man includes tidbits of information he must think Miles will find interesting – unusual cases or scraps of gossip from the Prosecutors’ Office, simple things. This is the first time he has called or made any use of Miles’s cell phone number, however, and a glance at his phone’s clock reveals that, for Anwaltsstadt, Germany, at least, it’s one in the afternoon. “What’s going on? It’s four in the morning in Los Tokyo, why are you awake?”
“I-I-I’m s-sorry, I sh-shouldn’t have-”
“DON’T HANG UP!” Miles shocks both of them with his reaction. Perhaps it is understandable – the last person that called him who was so evidently distressed had been that man, the day of his disbarment. “I am not upset, I am concerned. Please tell me why you are calling me as opposed to someone nearer to you.”
A harsh gulping sound, presumably Sebastian trying to regain control of his breathing. “Y-you’re the only p-p-person I know who I tho-ought would be awake r-right now.”
“I see. A logical choice, then. And the reason for this call?”
“…it’s s-s-silly…”
“I believe I will be the judge of that. Your reason?”
More silence, interspersed with sniffles, then, “I-I had a nightmare. …I told you it was silly.”
“…there is absolutely nothing silly about nightmares,” Miles responds, probably with more vehemence that he should, but it brings no new sounds of upset, so he simply moves on, rising to go lean against his unusually cluttered desk. If there is one thing he has learned in his life beyond the law, it is how to deal with the after effects of nightmares, out of sheer necessity if nothing else. “Is there a window that opens in your room?”
“Yes, several?”
“Good. Go to one and open it as wide as you can, then stand by it – the fresh air will help clear your head.” He waits until he’s heard the scrape of a window frame and several shuddering breaths, then asks the question someone probably should have asked him as a boy. “Do you want to talk about it?”
“…”
“Sebastian, I am familiar with nightmares and the harm they can do. I will not think poorly of you for this.” (When in doubt, handle a situation opposite from how Manfred would have.)
A few more deep breaths, then… “I-i-it was- Pops. He said- he said it w-was time for me to join Mumsy. T-time for me to d-d-disappear, too.”
Loathsome man. “Have you had this dream before?”
“N-no. I d-d-don’t usually have nightmares.”
“Well, this one is absolutely not true. It’s just a dream, even if it feels very real.” This is a little tricky – if the young man is unaccustomed to such things, he likely has little idea how to handle them, hence his desperate call to Miles. Fortunately, Miles has quite a few methods of dealing with nightmares. Unfortunately, he gets the feeling that not all of them will be helpful – tragic as it is, not everyone appreciates the artistry that went into the Steel Samurai novelizations, even though they add interesting new layers and perspectives to the characters and settings. Meaning he’s going to have to move to a strategy that he’s not quite as thrilled about having to share…
“Do you have access to water?”
“Um, yes?”
“Good. Wipe some across your forehead and the backs of your eyelids.”
“…why?”
“It helps.” Miles hesitates, then offers, “It is something my own father taught me when I was young. I do not know why it works, simply that it does.”
Gregory had claimed that it washed away the bad thoughts and images from nightmares. Ridiculous, of course, but Manfred had seen no reason to deny Miles having a cup of water by his bed, so it is a technique he has employed for most of his life.
Sebastian is silent long enough for the mortification over having revealed such a childish habit to really sink in only for the silence to be broken by the sound of running water and splashing, followed by a sound of surprise.
“Oh! That does feel surmisingly better!”
Miles decides to overlook the word misusage in light of the situation, simply listening as the water turns off again and Sebastian presumably returns to his bedroom. Chewing his lip, he decides to risk adding, “Sebastian?”
“Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?”
“Regardless of anything else in that dream, you will not disappear, because there are people who would come find you. If nothing else, I know Kay Faraday is rather fond of you, and she is notoriously skilled at finding what she’s looking for, and Gumshoe would help her. Judge Courtney also has your well-being at heart, as do… others. Such an event would not pass unnoted, or unchallenged.” It is tempting to include that he himself would not be unmoved to hear such a thing, but his current location means that Miles would likely not hear of it until it was far too late to be of aid, and the young man needs solid reassurance now, not wishful thinking.
“Okay. …is it all right to shut the window again, or should I leave it open?”
“Whatever makes you more comfortable.”
There is no verbal acknowledgement, just a rustle, followed by the creak of a closing window. “Thank-you for helping me. I- you never said it was okay to call you, and I’m sure you have important things to get back to. It- it’s just that it’s my first night on my own,” he adds before Miles can reply, “I’ve been staying with Judge Courtney since Pops… was arrested, but I’m eighteen now, and I didn’t want to repose on her home anymore.”
“Where are you now?”
“Pops’s house. Well, technically my house now. It’s kinda scary now for some reason.”
…given that Miles hasn’t returned to the von Karma estate since he learned the truth of DL-6, he rather hazards he can guess the reason. “Well, fortunately, the only thing I have scheduled today is unpacking my home office, so you interrupted nothing truly urgent. And… I cannot promise I will always answer or be able to provide aid, but I see no reason to forbid you from calling again, should the need arise.”
“Really?” there is near childish delight in the young man’s voice.
“As long as you keep our different time zones in mind, really. Now,” Miles switches his phone to speaker, “I’m going to resume my unpacking. Why don’t you- hm. Why don’t you tell me about something you enjoy? Until you are ready to sleep again. Perhaps conducting?”
When he was small, Miles had always told his father about what his future as a defense attorney would be like, or his favorite television show at the time. Sebastian speaks of classical music, voice finally fading away mid-sentence while trying to explain some incomplete piece called ‘Mysterium.’ As he hangs up, Miles catches a glimpse of his own reflection in the darkened screen and is surprised to find he is smiling.
Feh, sentiment. He’s going soft.
(For some reason, the thought of this only makes him smile a little wider.)
Notes:
And Miles’s low-key, inadvertent adoption of Sebastian continues on-schedule. ;)
Regardless of anything else, if you’ve been crying as long as Sebastian had been, enough for the tears to start drying on your face, wiping your eyes off with cool water feels amazing. So, if nothing else, Edgeworth has just accidentally implanted a very strong placebo effect in Sebastian in regards to the matter.
Chapter 12
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
August 2019
“Edgeworth? It’s- holy crap, Edgeworth, it’s three in the morning for you!”
“I wished to ensure you were home and unlikely to be interrupted.” Miles rubs the bridge of his nose, “This is sudden, but would you be able to get the last week of August off of work?”
“…you do realize that it’s currently the first week of August, right?”
“Yes or no, can you do it?”
“I- yeah, I could, it’ll be squeaking in for giving the store enough notification to update the schedule, but why call me at three in the morning to ask about it?! We’re scheduled to talk in a couple of days already!”
“That might not have left enough time, and I- I need-” Say it, you coward! “I need your help. With a case.”
There is a silence on the other end of the phone, and when Wright speaks again it is in the sing-song tones of extreme displeasure. “You do remember I can’t do that anymore, right? It’s kinda a thing, you flew over from Europe, ‘cause I screwed up and got disbarred-”
“It’s not valid over here!” Miles cuts him off at volume, slamming a fist against the wall of his living room in emphasis since no horizontal surface is available.
“…what?” the musical anger is gone from the man’s voice, leaving it small and terrified.
“Your disbarment would not be considered valid by the European court system,” Miles reveals, the words spilling out in a rush after having been held back for months, “No investigation, no proper hearing from the Bar Association, none of your previous cases reopened, no evidence of guilt. For pity’s sake, no one even questioned where you got the funds to acquire that damn journal page, and forgery of any decent level of quality is expensive!
“Give it two weeks for a proper investigation – and, believe me, that’s all it will take for a case like this – and there would be no reason on Earth for you not to come over and act as an aid for the trial I’m working on! A bit of study and you could-” He cuts himself off, barely in time to stop from twisting the knife.
Wright guesses what he was going to say anyway. “I could be a lawyer again.”
“…yes.”
“But over there. Not here.”
“Yes, you would have to stay in Europe, or at least out of America.”
“…that’s how you planned to save me, isn’t it?”
“Partially.”
“Partially?”
“Give me some credit for thoroughness, Wright,” he sighs, leaning against his arm that is still resting on the wall, “You would have come to Europe with Trucy, somewhere where English is either a primary or secondary language, I would have helped you settle in, and then I myself would have returned to America, to complete the investigation of what happened at that… affront to justice. I’m no fonder of loose ends than you. And eventually you would have made your triumphant return, once we had gotten to the truth of things.”
“We?” There is… something in Wright’s voice, not pain, not hope, perhaps relief? Whatever it is, Miles snorts to hear it.
“You would of course have still been involved – I’m not unskilled at investigative work, but you have a flair for madcap thinking that will likely be necessary to bring these events to an end.” He sighs, closing his eyes and resting his forehead against his arm. “I need that madcap turnabout terror now, Wright. The man I’m prosecuting at the end of the month – Archibald Buser. It’s his sixth time before the judge on identical charges of battery. It’s… not like Maya and her dratted bad luck with murder charges. The situation is always the same, save that the injuries are worse each time, but for some reason the charges never stick. His latest victim is never going to walk again without assistance. Please, Wright – help me put this man away before he kills someone.”
Wright is understandably silent for quite some time, digesting this deluge of information. “I see why you waited up to call me.”
“Yes.”
“…that’s a lot to think about.”
“Yes.”
“…”
“…”
“I’ll call my boss as soon as I get off the phone with you – Pru’s awesome, she’ll give me the time. Any paperwork I need to fill out?”
Relief floods Miles. “I’ll e-mail it to you – I assume you have access to a printer and scanner?”
“A bold assumption, but a correct one!”
“Good. Excellent. You have my gratitude, I- oh.”
“Edgeworth?” Wright’s tone is immediately concerned, “What’s wrong? Did you think of something? Oh god, you’re safe, right-?!”
“Calm yourself, it’s nothing of the sort! Um,” Miles winces as he looks at where his fist is still resting in the wall from earlier, “You, ah, I presume you heard a rather loud bang earlier?”
“Yeah, I figured you were slamming your hand on your desk or something, like we do in court. So?”
“Not- not my desk. Or a flat hand. A wall. With a fist. And rather more force than I realized, it seems.”
“…Miles Edgeworth, did you get so worked up over my disbarment that you punched a hole in the wall?”
“…”
“Oh my god, I’m right, aren’t I?”
“As far as I’ve heard, you’re always ‘Wright,’” Miles replies testily, and he can hear the delight in the man’s voice even over the phone.
“Yeah, but this time I’m also correct, aren’t I?”
“…”
“Aren’t I?”
“…I wouldn’t call it a hole, per se. More of a dent.”
“Oh my god.”
Miles rolls his eyes, glowering at the not-a-hole and wondering if he can stand the embarrassment of trying to bring someone in to repair his wall, preparing to take his leave before he hesitates. “Wright?”
“Yeah?”
“What are you going to do? Now that you know about Europe?”
There is a puff of breath from the other end of the line. “I guess… I’m going to do the responsible thing.”
“Which is?”
And now he can almost hear the man’s grin. “Talk to Trucy about it. I know what I want to do, but whatever I choose is going to affect her, too. I’m a parent- well, a caregiver now, I gotta think about things like that.”
The statement shouldn’t come as a surprise, but Miles is still struck momentarily dumb by it.
“Edgeworth? You still there?”
“Yes, I-” he takes a calming breath, “I was caught up in the thought that Trucy is very fortunate to have you.”
“Nah, I’m the one who’s lucky to have her. It’s- wait, crap, it’s nearly four in the morning for you, go to bed, you’ve got court in the morning, get some sleep!”
“You have no evidence to back that claim.”
“Circumstantial evidence of having known the defendant for years, now go to bed – you can e-mail me anything else I need to know before the next time we talk!”
The obnoxious man hangs up before Miles can protest, and Miles would call back except, once again, he’s not only Wright but also correct, drat him. Still, it is with an easier mind that he finally lies down for what rest he can claim before court starts in a few hours.
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Dear Edgeworth,
Here’s the scans of those forms you needed me to fill out and don’t worry about Trucy – Maya said she’ll come down to watch her for the week and she’s bringing Pearls, so hopefully she can have fun with her. Also, what the hell was with that number, I’ve already said I’d come, I don’t need a bribe!
~Phoenix Wright, part-timer and talent manager
Wright,
That’s not a bribe, that’s the standard fee for legal aids in Germany, converted into US dollars. If you go through the process to get certified as a paralegal, you’ll get a bit more and, regardless, your transport fees will be covered.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
…Maya can never know… Also, I talked to Trucy about the European Bar, like I said I would – tempting as it is, I really want to get to the bottom of what happened with Zak and my disbarment myself as much as possible, and… she didn’t say in so many words, but Trucy misses her dad. The faster I can solve this, the sooner she can see him again.
Honestly it kind of hurts, knowing that I’m probably going to have to let her go at the end of all this. I mean, I could probably make a case for abandonment, retain legal rights and all since the adoption’s formal now, but, I mean… it’s not her fault he left, or that her family left her in such a mess, and if she wants to go back to him, I mean… he’s her dad. I’m Mr. Wright. I don’t even know if she wants me to be a real dad to her, you know? It’s hard to tell exactly where you stand with Trucy sometimes – she doesn’t really know how to go ‘off stage.’ …gonna have to work on that, actually, that’s not healthy.
Anyway, back on topic, do I need to book a hotel?
~Phoenix Wright, part-timer and talent manager
Wright,
I understand, and will abide by your decision, though the option will remain available to you. And, while I am by no means an expert, I do believe Trucy cares for you very much, and even when she returns to Zak, she will probably remain in contact with you.
There is no need for a hotel, I have a guest room you may make use of – it will be more convenient for transportation.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Thanks.
What, really? Cool, it’ll be like a sleepover!
~Phoenix Wright, part-timer and talent manager
Wright,
Yes, really, and no, it will not be a ‘sleepover.’
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER SLEEPOVER-!
Notes:
It really is a dent, not a hole. It’s a very near thing, but the distinction still stands. ;)
It occurred to me while writing this chapter, Phoenix at this point actually has no reason not to believe that Zak will reclaim Trucy once Phoenix has everything sorted out, and that Trucy will want to return to her ‘real’ father when the time comes. He has no idea how long this journey is going to be, or what’s going to happen along the road.
Chapter 13
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Wright is too groggy from his first plane trip of any true length to be truly cognizant when Miles picks him up at the airport, a suitcase in one hand, his briefcase in the other.
“Quick warning, no lying around me right now,” he groans as they start towards Miles’s car, “Got the magatama in my pocket, been messing with it for most of the trip because heights bad, and everything’s kinda weird at the moment. And I can’t handle any more psyche-locks at the moment.”
“More?”
The nod he gets in response is miserable. “Tell you about it later, okay? Right now I just want to sleep in something closer to the ground.”
Miles considers, then offers an awkward pat on the shoulder. “I suppose, between the height and the turbulence, airplanes are a suboptimal form of transport for either of us.”
“Oh yeah,” Wright nods, stowing his bag in the trunk, then having to be guided to the right side of the car, sulkily embarrassed about his mistake. “This is why I ride a bike, you don’t have to worry about this stuff with bikes…” Still, he slumps into the seat and straps himself in with every sign of relief.
Said relief vanishes for no discernable reason a very short way into the journey to Miles’s apartment, and when they arrive Wright spills out of the car to crouch shuddering on the ground.
“Oh god oh god I thought I was gonna die oh god-”
“There is nothing wrong with my driving, Wright,” Miles growls, unloading the suitcase and retrieving the man’s briefcase from the back seat. For some reason he gets a very affronted look for his efforts.
“Uh, there’s a little thing called a speed limit?!”
“Which I was obeying.”
A familiar glowing green comma is waved in his face (and how did that thing make it through airport security?) “Uh-uh, no lying, I can see you lying!”
He’s not in the mood to argue this. “Fine, not exactly, but going ten miles over is a common occurrence in America as well, and there’s also such a thing as keeping up with the rest of the traffic.”
Wright’s eyes bulge. “It broke,” he mumbles in something akin to horror, “But- but that’s not- you were going so fast-”
“The speed limits in Europe are often higher than in America,” Miles retorts, grabbing one of Wright’s arms and dragging him off the ground, “Much more sensible, if you ask me. And at least you’re awake now.”
“As if I’ll ever sleep again after that,” comes the dark response.
“Just be grateful we’re not in Italy, you coward.”
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“Shoes off.”
“What?”
“Shoes,” Miles glances significantly at Wright’s sneakers while pointedly removing his own more formal footwear, “Off. You’re in a civilized country now, and we take our shoes off when we enter peoples’ homes here.”
“Ew,” Wright wrinkles his nose, even as he complies, “This is so unhygienic.”
“Better than tracking everything you’ve walked in through the house and hastening the destruction of the floors and carpets with the treads,” Miles leads down the hall to the living room, “The guest room you’re staying in is the last room on the left, living room, dining room, and kitchen in that order on the right, bathroom at the end of the hall.”
“Okay, thanks.” Wright grabs his suitcase, heading towards his temporary lodgings, peeking into the aforementioned rooms as he passes them then grinning at Miles over his shoulder. “This place is nice – not what I expected.”
Miles narrows his eyes. “And what, pray tell, were you expecting?”
“Full-on Rococo,” Wright replies without a lick of shame (well, Miles assumes he should be ashamed of himself from the tone (he’s not quite sure what the term ‘Rococo’ indicates…)), “More pink, more ruffles on everything, I dunno. This is… classy. Like a cozier version of your old office. It suits you.”
“…thank-you?”
The man chuckles, but there is no mockery in his face. “Don’t worry, that was a compliment, you read it right.”
“Oh.” Miles absolutely does not feel unusually pleased at Wright’s approval of his home, nor does it make him the slightest bit red in the face. “All right then. Do you require further rest, or would you like to look at the case file?”
“Case file! Definitely case file! Just let me get changed real quick, it would feel weird doing legal work in casualwear. Yeah, lawyer stuff!”
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It is… a surprising relief to see Wright emerge from the guest room, hair gelled into his preferred spikes and having traded his jeans and t-shirt for a suit, though the relief is not the only surprise.
“You got a new suit?”
“Oh. Um,” Wright rubs the back of his head with an embarrassed grin and the hand not holding a pair of dress shoes, his usual blue replaced with a pale brown that suits him rather well, “It’s, um. Actually. Old?”
Miles sits back from where he’s been arranging his papers on the dining room table, folding his arms. “Old? I know suits, Wright – that one’s been worn once, if that.”
“…you’re really annoying, you know that, right?”
“Also an up-tight jerk, yes, why did you buy a new suit for this?”
“I didn’t, this is,” Wright actually blushes, “This is the suit. I originally got. When I first passed the bar. It was buy one get one half off. The blue one was half off.”
…much as he would love to, Miles can’t deny that Wright actually wears his usual suit extremely well, but the pale brown looks far more professional. “Then why-”
“Edgeworth, you’ve met me, right? I don’t have great luck with light colours… staying light. The salesman talked me into it, I just… never had the guts to wear it other than that first time.” He shrugs, embarrassed, unhappy, “But the blue one- I couldn’t-”
A raised hand cuts him off. “Never mind, it’s fine – you look more than adequate to appear in court.” He hesitates, then adds, “I apologize if my questioning caused you undue distress, it was not my intention.”
The unhappiness is not entirely erased, but he does receive a smile for his awkwardness. “Thanks.” Then his expression brightens and he claps his hands together. “So, let’s get this show on the road! Show me which file is the one I need to look at and then where’s the crime scene – we’ve got some investigating to do!”
The snort that escapes as Miles gathers the last of his papers is entirely involuntary but also amused. “The case has been open for several weeks, Wright, remember? It simply couldn’t be tried until now. The evidence has mostly been gathered already.”
“Then… where are we going after this?” Wright asks, disappointment in his frame even as he eagerly accepts the file Miles hands to him.
“First to my office so you may look over the documents I didn’t feel it prudent to remove from the building, then down to the police station so that you may look through the evidence locker if there’s anything you feel a need to personally examine.”
“…evidence locker?”
“Yes, we have access to it this afternoon – the defense has it this morning.”
“The defense has what?!?”
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“I can’t believe the defense can just waltz into the police station whenever they want to look at evidence without having to finagle it out of people.”
“It’s hardly ‘whenever they want’ – they have their time, we have ours.”
“And pooling evidence! How are you supposed to properly wrong-foot the prosecution if they know what you’ve got?!”
“The same way one wins at chess, Wright, through superior logic and skill. Not to mention that, for the moment at least, you are also part of the prosecution – please refrain from trying to wrong-foot me in court, we want this monster locked up.”
“I didn’t forget, don’t worry. Guess this keeps you from having an updated autopsy report sprung on you out of nowhere… And I can see why you kept coming back here, though, everything seems a lot more… organized, I guess. More your style.”
“The European courts have their own foibles and eccentricities. And it is easier to convince a single judge of your case than a dozen jurors.”
“…jurors?”
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“Twelve people.”
“Really, Wright-”
“Twelve people! It’s hard enough getting Judgy to listen to me sometimes, how am I supposed to get twelve-”
“Oh for goodness sake, Wright, did you manage to get yourself lobotomized while I wasn’t looking? I wouldn’t have brought you here if I thought you would be of no use to me, and if our legal systems were that different then I wouldn’t have come to Europe to further my studies and refine my abilities in the first place! Honestly, if anything I’d have thought you’d be more concerned over your language skills.”
“My language…?”
“…remind me, Wright, which country are we in again?”
“Huh? Well, we’re in Germany- crap, Edgeworth, I don’t speak German!!!”
“For god’s sake, Wright!”
Notes:
As is probably obvious by now, I’m playing rather fast and loose with the actual court system in Europe. I mean, for starters, I’m treating it like a homogenous unit, which it’s not. I’m grabbing a couple tiny details from reality and giving it a few small twists that differentiate it from the American system in-universe, but this is still an aa setting, shenanigans happen, this is not a realistic representation of any court system in our world.
Chapter 14
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“I can keep going, honest!”
Miles rolls his eyes. “Wright, you almost fell asleep in the evidence locker. Jetlag doesn’t go away just because you want it to, you know.”
“But the trial-”
“Isn’t for two more days. We’re going back to my apartment and then you’re going to bed – you’re no good to me if you’re yawning too hard to speak.”
“…jerk…”
But he gets in the car with minimal fussing, and it is with a look of relief that he removes his jacket and loosens his tie when they enter Miles’s apartment. He pauses before heading for the guest room, however.
“I’m gonna set an alarm, but if I’m not awake at nine tonight, you gotta wake me up, okay? I promised I’d call Trucy then.”
“Wright, I think she’ll understand if-”
“No!” the man shakes his head emphatically and thumps the living room doorway with one hand, “I promised, and- and I don’t even remember why I was holding the damn thing, but I had the magatama in my hand when I asked if she was gonna be okay while I was gone when she an’ Maya an’ Pearls saw me off at the airport and- Edgeworth, that was the psyche-lock I mentioned earlier, she said yes and a psyche-lock showed up. A black one.”
That is a puzzling statement. Much as he dislikes acknowledging such things, Miles has personally used the magatama, seen the impossible locks and chains, felt it burn in his hand when he had asked wrongly. Thus, “…I was under the impression that psycho-locks were red.”
“Psyche-locks, why can you never-?! No, never mind, it’s-” he runs a hand through his hair. “Red locks are lies a person’s telling other people. Black ones are for lies they’re telling themselves, secrets they won’t let themselves know they have, they- Trucy’s eight,” his expression goes pleading as he turns back to Miles, “She’s only eight, and you can’t break black psyche-locks like you can red ones, it can really hurt the person, permanently, I’ve only seen them a few times and- she’s eight, Miles, and it’s only the one but the black ones are awful. I have to keep this promise, I would anyway, but-”
The babbling ceases as Miles gets out his own phone and presses a few buttons before showing it to Wright. “There, I’ve set an alarm.”
“You can do that with phones?”
“Luddite.”
“Hey, not all of us are good with technology!” Wright protests before a jaw-cracking yawn cuts him off, apparently taking his will to argue with it. “Thanks.”
“Far be it from me to deny a child who has lost her father contact with her new guardian.”
Wright somehow manages to wake up in time on his own, but the look he gives when Miles arrives to check on him is pure gratitude, though Miles does not accept the invitation to stay and say hello to Trucy. At least, not tonight he doesn’t.
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Wright is looking far more chipper the next day, even through the blear of not being a morning person. “Say, can we go back to the evidence locker this afternoon? I had a thought last night, after talking with Trucy, but I need to check a few things over again.”
“That is acceptable.” Miles nods, then gestures towards a carton of eggs he has just finished marking to distinguish them from the raw ones. “Eggs? They’re still warm.”
Instead of gratitude for providing breakfast, he receives a wrinkled nose. “Boiled eggs are the work of the devil, Edgeworth.”
“…you’re joking.”
“The devil.”
Given that Wright obviously has more experience on this level, Miles elects not to be drawn into a childish argument and instead leaves the ridiculous man to find his own breakfast.
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“…hey, Edgeworth, have you tried turning this around?”
“That’s what I called you for, Wright.”
“What? Oh, no, I mean that photo of the crime scene, over by your elbow, spin it so that it’s upside down.”
“I don’t see how that will… help… good lord…”
“And when you take that with the pink flamingo that was nearby-”
“-and the abandoned walking stick! EUREKA! Eureka and checkmate!”
“…did you really just say-?”
“Never mind that, Wright, this is definitive! We’ve got the bastard this time, no room for him to wriggle out of it!”
The rest of the day is spent rearranging Miles’s previous plans for his strategy in court the day after the next, fitting together some final puzzle pieces, and not remembering that eating is a necessity of existence until seven at night and they’re forced to return to Miles’s apartment with a bag of take-out and plans to finalize everything the next day.
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“Damn!”
Wright starts as Miles storms into the living room. “What’s up, I thought we were all ready for the trial tomorrow? You were saying we’d be done before noon with what we have.”
“And we should have been,” Miles growls, glaring at his phone, “But I’ve just learned that there’s been a last minute change in who we’ll be facing for the defense. Attorney Goh is… not someone I wanted to face again, for various reasons. Her strategies are… difficult.”
“But we have definitive evidence,” Wright protests, rising from where he’d been lounging on the couch with a magazine he’d brought to come stand by him, “You can’t argue with definitive evidence!”
“No, but you can argue with a jury,” Miles replies gloomily, rubbing his forehead, “One of the difficulties of the jurist system that led to its abandonment in the States in the mid-twentieth century. It doesn’t matter how good your evidence is if the opposition can cast strong enough doubt in the jurists’ minds. And Ms. Goh is very skilled at painting the picture she wants the jury to see.”
This elicits a wince. “Is she corrupt?”
“Frankly? I haven’t a clue.” Miles moves past the man and into the living room to take a seat on the sofa, not even bothering to sit properly and prevent the knees of his trousers from getting stretched. “Morally grey, at least in that she doesn’t seem to much care who she defends. …possibly a touch insane.”
“Seriously?”
“I wouldn’t rule it out.”
“Well, at least you’ve got me this time!” The man grins, coming to sit on the right side of the sofa again, “We’ll prove that Buser did it, and that whoever Goh’s gonna try and throw under the bus in his place didn’t, and we’re going to do it so thoroughly that the jury won’t have a choice other than to agree with us! Cheers, confetti, a Not Guilty, I buy supper!”
“We’re aiming for a guilty verdict, but otherwise that sounds wonderful.”
“…right! Have I mentioned how weird it is to be on the prosecution’s side for once?” Wright asks with a sheepish grin.
Miles can’t help smiling back. “Only as often as you usually present your badge- oh. Oh drat, I- I momentarily forgot-”
“It’s okay,” Wright gives him a tight smile, “Since I got here, I keep forgetting, too. It’s kinda nice, like a vacation from not being a lawyer anymo- OW!” he scowls, rubbing the back of his head, “What was that for?!”
“Regardless of your official status, you are a lawyer, Wright, a defense attorney. It is how you think, what you are,” Miles says with a severe look as he leans back to his previous position on the sofa, “An empty lapel does not change that.”
The man squirms. “I wouldn’t say-”
“Four years.”
Wright blinks at him. “What?”
“It took you four years to go from being a theatre student to a fully barred lawyer,” Miles states, calm, the theatrics of court for once set aside, “And you passed the bar on your first try. I did as well, naturally, but I also began to study the law when I was seven. There are many prodigies in the legal world, and while you differ from most of them quite drastically, your actions and achievements are such as to place you solidly among their number.” He pauses, considers Wright’s slack jaw, “And if you tell anyone I said any of this, I will lie.”
“I- What-?” Wright gapes at him for several minutes, then shakes himself and points an accusing finger at him. “Wait a minute, I never told you about any of that! How did you find out?!”
Miles smirks, tapping his forehead. “Use your head, Wright. Some upstart comes along and ruins my ‘perfect’ record? Of course I did a thorough background check afterwards on what you’d been up to in the fifteen years since we’d met, at least academically.”
The man stares at him a moment longer, then slumps back on the sofa with a chuff of annoyed amusement. “You have the weirdest ways of cheering me up.”
The look that accompanies this statement makes Miles squirm for some reason, an unsettled feeling in his stomach, heat in his face, and he looks away. “Perhaps I am merely attempting to get you in a proper frame of mind for court tomorrow.”
“Nope!” Wright lets his head fall to the side so that he can grin fully at Miles, “You just don’t have much practice with this sort of thing and you’re still figuring out what works.”
The warmth in his face intensifies, and Miles busies himself with unlocking his phone. “It’s nearly nine – you promised Trucy you would call her daily at this time, did you not?”
“Right, I did! Thanks!” catching the phone when Miles tosses it to him, Wright dials his daughter’s phone number with a grin different than the one he’d given Miles but no less warm. “Trucy! Hey, surprise, it’s me! …yeah, Edgeworth’s letting me use his phone. …Mine works just fine, thank-you, he’s just being-! …You let me use your phone to talk to him all the time, he’s just doing the same with me and- …no, that is not grounds for me to let me use my phone in your magic act. …Or for me to be your beautiful assistant, Edgeworth, get over here and tell Trucy why I can’t be her beautiful assistant.”
The whole thing has the cadence of an old, fond argument, but for some reason Miles allows himself to be handed back his phone. “Hello, Trucy.”
“Hiya, Mr. Edgeworth! Tell Mr. Wright he should be my beautiful assistant – I’ll let him have his name on the posters and ten percent share of the show profits, and you can’t beat that!”
“…you are very determined for him to get a share of your earnings, aren’t you?”
“Children are very expensive, Mr. Edgeworth, and he’s only working part time,” Trucy scolds him, and Miles feels a smile tugging at his lips.
“Be that as it may, Wright cannot be your ‘beautiful assistant.’”
“Aw, why not? It’d be legal, I looked it up!”
“Ah, but you’ve overlooked a key point,” Miles smirks and makes direct eye contact with Wright, “He’s not beautiful.”
Wright’s jaw drops and after a moment’s silence he gives an indignant squawk and dives for Miles. “Gimme the phone back, you’re not allowed to talk to Trucy anymore!”
“Is that so? I think she would benefit from some intelligent conversation for once.”
“YOU JUST SAID I WAS SMART!”
“Did I? I have no recollection of those particular words ever leaving my mouth.”
Wright flounders and flails and is completely unaware that Miles has switched the phone to speaker until Trucy can’t contain her laughter anymore, and eventually neither of them can help joining in.
Notes:
Miles, even you are aware that you think Phoenix is an attractive man, why must you lie to his face like that?
Chapter 15
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The day of the trial dawns heavily overcast and, in a twist, Wright is already up and dressed when Miles enters the kitchen.
“Hey Edgewooooah!” the man turns from a pan of eggs with a smile that turns into a startle partway through. Miles raises an eyebrow while making a beeline for the kettle and setting it to start heating.
“Is something the matter, Wright?”
“It- grey!” the man gestures at Miles in a helpless sort of shock and the penny drops – he’s never seen Miles’s new European courtroom dress, likely wasn’t expecting Miles in a charcoal suit and wine waistcoat any more than he himself had been expecting to see Wright in pale brown that first day.
“The European courts have a stricter dress code than their American counterparts. I actually receive a certain amount of leeway due to my dual citizen status – over here lawyers wear primarily black and white.”
“Huh.” Wright glances down at his own not-black suit trousers, “Am I breaking-?”
“You’re American, you’re expected to be eccentric,” oh, yes, tea, perhaps not a necessity but infinitely better than going without, “I only recently began to dress this way myself for trials – since I’m now officially an international prosecutor, not merely studying here, I’m expected to be somewhat tamer in my presentation from now on.”
“Huh.” Turning back to the stove, Wright pokes his eggs a few times before removing them from the heat, “Say, do they actually wear those robes and wigs over here still, or is that a TV thing?”
“A gown and a peruke, and yes, they do.”
“Do you wear them?” Wright asks, expression nothing less than cheeky.
“I wear an unadorned gown.”
Wright snorts. “Using your status as an ‘eccentric American’ to not have to wear a silly wig, huh?”
Miles splutters, “There is a long history of respect and tradition when it comes to wearing a peruke-!”
“And you don’t wanna wear one,” Wright cuts him off, obnoxiously pleased with himself, then pulling out his accursed lie-detecting talisman. “Go on, say it – tell me to my face that you wouldn’t mind wearing one.”
“Hmph,” Miles does the mature thing and focuses on assembling his own morning repast, resolutely ignoring that man’s laughter. He relents just before the leave for the courthouse, however, pulling a spare umbrella from the stand by the door and offering it to his temporary aid. “Here. You’ll be wanting this today.”
Wright looks puzzled for a moment, then apparently catches on. “Oh, yeah, it is starting to drizzle, isn’t it? I guess light colours and rain aren’t a great combo.”
“…rain? Never mind, hurry up or we’ll be late.”
“Seriously? The courthouse isn’t that far.”
“No, but the courtroom we’re in is on the sixth floor and it takes time to climb that many stairs.”
“Stairs? Why not just take the ele- oh. Oh, right. Forget I said anything, stairs are great, nothing like some cardio to get the blood going before a trial, right?”
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“Edgeworth, I’m dying, go on without me.”
“Quit being melodramatic, there’s only one flight left.”
“How are you going so fast?! And in a robe!”
“It’s called a gown, and my office in Los Tokyo was on the 12th floor. Here it is on the 10th. This is my normal rate of assent for climbing stairs.”
“Ugh…”
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“Crap!”
“What is it now, Wright?”
The man turns to him, eyes wide with horror. “I still can’t speak German! How am I supposed to help you properly if I don’t know what anyone’s saying- stop snickering at me, this is serious!”
Miles shoots him an amused look and wags a chastising finger, “You honestly believe I didn’t take that into account when I requested your help? I made sure to arrange for an interpreter as soon as you agreed to come.”
“…smug bastard…” Wright grumbles, not entirely able to hide his relief as Miles leads him over to a professionally dressed woman in light blue glasses with a matching neckerchief tied around her throat. “Um, hi. Phoenix Wright, ace legal aid. Pleased to meet you.”
“Paulina Glott,” she shakes his hand warmly, “I look forward to working with you – anyone Prosecutor Edgeworth deems worth asking for help is sure to provide an interesting trial.” Her brows furrow as she takes the man in, however. “You, ah, you were informed that you’re going to be facing Ms. Goh in court today, were you not?”
“Yup!” Wright offers a smile that radiates reassurance, “Don’t worry, I’m usually on the defense, I can take anything she can throw.”
“That’s just-” Ms. Glott turns to Miles, accusatory, “You didn’t even give him an umbrella?”
“Of course I- Wright, where did the umbrella I lent you get to?!”
“I put it in the stand in the lobby – it was wet from the rain, I didn’t want it dripping everywhere,” Wright replies, clearly puzzled, “Was that a bad idea? Will it get stolen or something?”
“No, well maybe, but that’s not-” the clock catches Miles’s eye and he swears, “There’s no time left to explain, just- be ready to duck.”
“Huh?”
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[“Perhaps the prosecution needs to work in a broader spectrum!”]
“DOWN!”
“Huh? ARGH!”
Miles closes his own umbrella again and turns to view the damage. A shell-shocked Wright is staring straight ahead, dripping purple. “I told you to get down.”
“…she threw a balloon at me…”
“Yes, she does that.”
“…a balloon full of paint!”
“Yes, Vanna Goh considers the courtroom her canvas.”
“She can’t do that, she’s defense! The prosecution’s the ones who- who attack people in court, not the defense! We defend people!”
“Yes, well, over here both sides are at liberty to take a more offensive or defensive stance regarding their interactions with the opposing council.”
“Are you kidding?!? If I tried something like that back home, I’d get penalized so hard I’d lose the trial!!!”
“…Wright, did you read anything about the European court systems before coming over here?!”
“Edgeworth, I think we both know the answer to that. More importantly, why didn’t you warn me about Goh?!”
“I told you I didn’t like facing her or her strategies, I gave you an umbrella!”
“I thought it was for the rain! And that she was just- really efficient or smart or something!”
“You honestly believe I would be cowed by something so trivial as an intelligent opponent-?!?”
[“The court requests the prosecution stop arguing with itself and resume focus on the case at hand. Failure to do so will result in a penalty.”]
[“Yes, of course, your Honour, I apologize for my aid’s histrionics.”]
“Sorry, your Honour. …Edgeworth, you snuck an insult in there, didn’t you?”
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[“Therefore, this court finds A. Buser guilty on charges of battery, and sentences him-”]
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“We did it! And the streamers at the end were kinda nice – I bet they’re easier to clean up than confetti, too!” Wright enthuses as they walk out of court together, almost absent-mindedly accepting the handkerchief Miles offers him to wipe his now multi-coloured face, too caught up in the high of a successfully completed trial.
Miles nods in agreement, “Indeed. And you have my gratitude for the help you provided. There are things I… might have overlooked without it.”
“I was happy to help,” the man beams, then looks down at his suit with a sigh. “Well, it lasted almost four days.”
This earns Miles a slight coiling of guilt for not better ensuring that man knew what he was getting into with Goh, and he winces. “I do apologize about that – she ruined two of mine last time I faced her.”
“That’s not too bad, you’ve got a bunch.”
“I was living in hotels out of suitcases and a carry-on at the time, Wright – that was a third of my entire wardrobe she ruined. Not to mention that they’re made to last for years.”
“Fair. And, I guess… I mean, she had a beret on over her wig and was waving a paintbrush around, that probably should have been a clue…”
“…I’ll get you a new one.”
Wright starts, shocked. “Hey, there’s no need for that – not like I was gonna be using it again after this for anything more than maybe school conferences for Trucy, and I’ve got enough semi-formal stuff to cover me for that.”
“How about this, then – I’ll take you to my usual tailor and have your measurements done. Should I require your help for another case, adequate court wear will be provided for you as a bonus. Does that sound acceptable?”
After considering the offer, Wright nods. “Just don’t try and stick me in a cravat like yours, okay? Neck ruffles are your thing, not mine.”
“Agreed.” They shake on it, then Wright drags him off for a celebratory supper, paint-spattered suit and all.
(Miles snaps a quick picture of him when he’s not looking, laughing and triumphant – Trucy deserves to see her new caretaker like this at least once. That’s the only possible reason he could have for taking such a picture, after all. It’s certainly not as a reminder of the thrill it had brought to work together towards a common goal with that man, no, of course not. Not in the slightest…)
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Wright’s remaining three days are spent finishing off paperwork and with a bit of sight-seeing. Anwaltsstadt is not the most interesting town in Germany, but it does have a small art gallery, which Wright somehow coerces Miles into visiting with him (he spends the entire visit critiquing the pieces like he’d majored in fine arts as opposed to having simply done a few courses on them over half a decade ago (it’s more entertaining than it should be)).
“How did you know we’d get the case solved so fast?” the man asks on his second to last day as they wander aimlessly, “They don’t have the three-day limit over here, and even I’ve heard how long European trials can take.”
“I didn’t know for sure,” Miles admits, noticing a rather nice bit of stonework on the bridge they’re crossing (he’ll have to come back later with his camera), “But it had been said before that we make an excellent team. I may not believe in Maya’s so-called powers, but I found I could put my faith in our teamwork.”
Wright snorts. “Slow down there, people’ll start thinking you’re the one who studied Shakespeare.”
“I suppose some of us just have a natural affinity for fine language.” Something had shifted in the month Miles spent in Los Tokyo, and it has shifted further as he and Wright continued to talk over the intervening months. It is… easier to chat like this now, casual teasing and conversation. Not things Miles would have thought he’d enjoy, but has found he does, just as, in spite of his past struggles with children, he has grown to enjoy the times he is able to speak briefly with Trucy as well as Wright.
The man in question is currently rolling his eyes at Miles. “Or some of us are just ridiculous.”
“I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about me?”
A snort is his reply, and Wright gives up his teasing in favour of leaning against the bridge’s railing, looking down the river. “The sky’s a slightly different colour over here, you ever notice that?”
“Yes. Though it took awhile for me to understand that that was the case,” Miles comes to stand next to him, gaze drifting down the river to follow Wright’s, “It was a few months after I moved here as a child. At the time I was uncertain how I felt about it.”
“And now?” he can just see Wright looking at him from the corner of his eye.
“It is… hard to describe.” Miles folds his arms, staring up as he tries to tease apart memory and emotion and shades of blue, “I know… that I truly saw that blue again, the colour of the Los Tokyo sky, for the first time after you defeated Manfred, and it was… a good feeling. But I come here and see this shade of blue, a German sky, and it is also good. For better or for worse, I grew up in this country, and I am fond of it.”
“Guess it makes sense that you keep coming back, then.”
There is a… a something in Wright’s voice, a tone, a cadence, a thing Miles cannot name but which has him turning to the other man, placing a tentative hand on his shoulder. “I am fond of Japanafornia as well. It is no chore or sorrow whenever my life draws me to return.”
The smile he receives is worth the awkwardness of unaccustomed physical contact.
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Miles sees Wright off at the airport with minimal fanfare – a promise from the man to text when he has arrived safely in Los Tokyo, another to talk again in a few days, a reassurance from Miles that payment for this week’s work will be in Wright’s account by September fifth (“That sounds so shady”). A final farewell, a parting handshake, and Wright is waving as he walks off towards the gate, past where non-passengers can follow. The first time Miles has watched as Wright leaves, in a reversal of their usual roles.
…no wonder Wright has looked so wistful at these times in the past…
The bed in the guest room is made when he gets home, in a relatively decent if pointless level of tidiness, seeing as Miles is just going to strip it down to wash the bedclothes.
(Having his suits cleaned professionally is one thing, but ever since he moved out of the von Karma mansion, Miles has found he prefers to tend to his home’s tidiness himself, rather than allow a stranger into his private space. It was a learning process, but there is a certain satisfaction in it, even now.)
Arms full of linens, a flash of colour catches his eye from the waste basket as he passes it, and further examination reveals, on top of some crumpled notes, a strip of red fabric, spattered with paint.
Wright’s necktie.
It’s been ruined for court wear, or any other sort of wear, by the aforementioned paint, traces of colour remaining even when thicker patches of pigment flake and crust off as the fabric bends in Miles’s hands, but the back is still vivid, the narrow end unmarred. And the more he rubs, the more red comes to light, dimmer and smudged, flecked with other colours, but still there, still itself-
-he halts abruptly. This is a pointless endevour, Wright obviously had no interest in trying to salvage the thing, and Miles himself has no use for it. Better to return it to where he found it.
(He doesn’t, he rolls it carefully and tucks it in the back of one of the desk drawers in his home office, and he doesn’t think too hard on why.)
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P Wright: Hey, Edgeworth! Home safe and sound, Maya, Pearls, and Trucy were waiting for me at the airport and TRUCY GAVE ME A BIG HUG AND SAID ‘WELCOME HOME, DADDY!’ #Blessed I’m officially a dad now, life is good.
Notes:
It should be noted, Miles only wears his new suits while prosecuting trials – for everyday paperwork, investigations, and such, he’s in his typical predominantly wine suit. Why do I mention this? Because it's going to be relevant at some point. ;)
The impeccable and talented @alex-r-kingston over on tumblr has done a wonderful piece of art for this arc! It’s so lovely, please take a look!
And now noxofthevoid has done their own magnificent rendition of the photo Miles took of Phoenix after the trial, please look at this one too, it's so vibrant!
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September 2019
“Maya introduced Trucy to Steel Samurai while I was in Germany with you.”
“Oh?”
“She’s hooked. Why am I surrounded by geeks?”
“I believe you meant to say ‘people with excellent taste in media.’”
“I absolutely did not.”
“Hmf. How is she faring now that school has begun? I believe you mentioned that she was previously home schooled?”
“Yup, she’s doing well and, get this – she tested at a fifth grade level, so she got to skip fourth! She’s so smart, I have such a smart daughter, I love her!” a pause “Also, I really like being a dad – did not see that one coming.”
“Yes, because you definitely haven’t spent the past few months describing her as ‘wonderful,’ ‘extraordinary,’ or ‘your light.’”
“Hey, I’m just calling it like I see it. She’s turning nine soon, I’m thinking about attempting a cake.”
“I assume you have fire insurance?”
“Wow, rude? Besides, I’ve got time to practice – she’s a little Halloween girl. Isn’t that cool?”
“Rather appropriate, I suppose. How did she react to having the number of times she may perform a week cut?”
“Sulked, but I was firm. Fridays and Saturdays only while she’s in school, and if her grades or health drop I am completely prepared to use my parental authority to cut her hours even more. That’s a thing I can do, because I’m a dad now.”
He snorts. “Tell me, Wright, do you still do that ridiculous thing where you sit upside down on the sofa with your feet on the wall when this excited?”
A rustle, then, “What? Psh, no, I stopped doing that when I was thirteen, I’m a grown man now, who does taxes and has a daughter.”
“Oh, you have a daughter? How surprising, you’ve never mentioned.”
Muffled laughter…
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Miles is unused to gifts, giving or receiving them, at least in regards to how much of society relates to the topic. Such things in the von Karma household were typically items that would be of use – new legal texts, a replaced desk for one that had been outgrown – and given with more ceremony than sentiment (frivolous items were purchased personally, if at all). The time he most remembers is his twelfth birthday, when he’d received his first jabot – acknowledgement that he was no longer a child and recognizement as being part of the von Karma legacy. It is an old tradition, established generations ago, and one he had spent much time thinking over after Manfred’s guilt was revealed in regards to whether he truly wished to continue wearing them. It had been nearly a surprise to discover that he did; they have become part of who he is, a part he likes, and, besides.
That had been the day Franziska first began to acknowledge him as her brother. It is not Manfred’s tradition he upholds now, it is Franziska’s, hers and her ancestors’, and why should he not? It is in the nature of the younger sibling to emulate the elder, after all.
This still leaves him uncertain in regards to the issue of gift giving, beyond that it would probably be appropriate for him to get Trucy a birthday present. What would be useful to her- or would something frivolous be better? He’s not so socially inept as to be unaware of the gap between himself and Wright financially, and knows that it is gauche to emphasize such things, but how much is too much for a gift? Too little? He is a successful prosecutor fluent in the laws of multiple countries, a prodigy in his own right, this should not be so difficult!
…Dr. Heilen, during Miles’s next therapy session, reminds him that his education and areas of knowledge are different than many peoples’ and that this is not a flaw, simply a difference, such as that between a finger and a thumb. Like all people, Miles is still learning, and his active desire to do so in areas he struggles with does him credit. The good doctor also suggests that, in this instance, Miles try to find something small but fun, if he is worried about cost being an issue. Perhaps something that they do not have in America? What interests does the girl in question have?
Rephrased in this manner, a solution becomes obvious. Trucy is a magician and fond of card tricks, even having suits of cards decorating her cape. But she has likely never seen a traditional German deck, thirty-two cards, Obers and Unters, acorns, leaves, hearts, and bells as suits. It had been a shock when Miles had first been invited to play cards with Manfred and his associates, moreso when he’d been tossed with little warning into a game of Schafkopf that had left him feeling like his brain was melting and a strong preference for Skat or, better still, chess.
Still, he’s always found the cards themselves intriguing, and it is likely that Trucy will share this sentiment. He even manages to find a deck with a different illustration for each card, for added interest. A short note of explanation and congratulations, a quick online tutorial of exactly how one wraps things, and the little parcel is sent, with plenty of time to arrive for the appropriate day.
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October 2019
“The first leg requires the second!”
“…Kay, I’m in Italy.”
“That’s not the appropriate response!”
“I never agreed to this, Kay.”
“Yeah, well, I’m the head Yatagarasu trio member, so I made an executive decision! And you passed the interview with flying colours!”
“Kay, I have a trial in two days. Two. And not nearly as strong a case as I’d like.”
“But I need your help on this, you’re my lawyer!”
“Right now I’m a busy lawyer who has a rather messy abduction case on his hands.”
“Mr. Edgeworth.”
“Kay.”
“Mr. Edgeworth.”
“Kay.”
“The first leg requires the second, Mr. Edgeworth.”
“…”
“Please?”
“Ugh, fine. ‘The second leg flies to the aid of the first.’ What do you need?”
“Well, first, could you open the window?”
“Window? What- NYARGHH!!!”
“Geez, it’s like you’ve never seen a great thief dangling upside-down outside a fifteenth floor window before.”
“That is exactly the case and also an experience I could have done without!”
“Yeah, yeah, ya big wimp, you’re just lucky your hair’s already grey with how high-strung you are. Anyway, once you’ve got the window open, could you look over these files for me? I know there’s something off in here somewhere, but my legalese isn’t as good as yours…”
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“Mr. Edgeworth?”
Miles glances from where he’s going over the wrap-up paperwork from the abduction case – a success, even if his lack of evidence had been a result of the wrong person being primarily accused. They got the correct crook in the end, that’s what matters. Though, for some reason known only to her, Kay is still present in his office, in spite of having received the solution to her problem by the second day of the trial. “Yes?”
The self-proclaimed great thief’s face is more serious than he’s seen it since she was last on trial. “You know I really appreciate your help and everything you’ve done for me over the years, right?”
“Yes, you have always been enthusiastic if unorthodox in your thanks.” He sets his pen to the side, sensing that the impending conversation is going to require more than fifty percent of his attention.
“And you know that if you ever needed help, I’d be there for you too, right?”
He folds his hands, brows furrowing, “Yes, that was made quite clear when you insisted I memorized the various code phrases of the Yatagarasu.”
Fiddling with her scarf, Kay finally looks up to meet his eyes. “Then why haven’t you?”
This, he was not expecting. “I- there haven’t been any instances yet where-”
“That’s not true! You should know better than to lie to the Great Thief Who Steals The Truth, Mr. Edgeworth!” Kay is on her feet now, one hand flung before her, fingers spread, “You need my help with Phoenix Wright!”
He resists the urge to bury his face in his hands. “How do you even-?”
“Sebbie told me! And Gummy! But not you!” she’s scowling now, hands on her hips, “This is exactly the sort of thing I’m qualified for, and you’re not letting me help! I may be the main Yatagarasu, but the true Yatagarasu is a trio, you know that! You’ve helped me so much, and-!”
“Kay!”
“What?”
“I’m not investigating Wright’s disbarment!”
Kay’s jaw drops and she staggers. “You’re… not?”
“No.” Kay is… safe enough, thus he allows his face to come to rest in his hands. “He has requested to be allowed to handle this in his own manner, and I have promised to stay out of it unless he personally requests my aid. He does not wish to be saved and I trust in his ability. Thus, I did not contact you.”
“Wow.”
“Yes, it is rather-”
“You’re both dumb.”
That has him snapping upright again to glare at her. “Miss Faraday-!”
“Don’t you ‘Miss Faraday’ me, Edgy, I’m your boss!” Kay scowls right back at him, “And just because he doesn’t want you directly involved doesn’t mean you can’t steer him towards people who can help! It’s a delicate situation, rife with official corruption – a frontal, public investigation won’t get you anywhere! That’s why you both need me! I have contacts and connections you’re both waaaaaaay too straight ‘n’ narrow to have access to, I can get him answers to questions he probably hasn’t even thought to ask! Let me help.”
Miles is quiet for a moment, digesting this information (examining the fact that it hurts that Kay may be able to help when he himself is only allowed to watch). There is also the fact- “Official corruption.”
“Huh?”
“You said ‘official corruption.’ We have no evidence pointing directly towards city officials in this case.” Miles steeples his fingers.
“Ah,” Kay’s demeanor loses several layers of bravado, “Well, I mean, there has to be some, no investigation on the US side, no cases reopened.”
“Such trivial details are not enough for the Great Thief Yatagarasu to speak so confidently about them, let alone build an opinion on. To the three-legged crow, that would be no more than a trail of breadcrumbs leading to a greater prize, a greater truth,” he leans forward, noting how Kay falls back a step, and moves in for the kill, “You did not come to me empty-handed, Kay Faraday. You have already begun your investigations, and you have brought your findings with you, because you know it to be important, yet outside the ability of myself or Wright to gain access to.”
“Urk!” Kay flinches back another step and breaks eye contact.
Checkmate. “What did you find, Kay?”
She droops, shuffling her feet. “$136,000.”
“I beg your pardon?”
Solemnly she brings her gaze back to his. “The cost of a forgery of that quality in the appropriate time frame is around a hundred thousand dollars in the current black market. And a sum totaling thirty-six thousand dollars was spread among a majority vote of the Bar Association very shortly before Mr. Wright’s disbarment was confirmed. He’s looking for someone with $136,000 or more to spend on ruining a man’s life. Not even taking it, just ruining it.”
…Miles is suddenly very glad he’s already seated as he watches the colour start to drain from Kay and the world around her. Closing his eyes, he focuses on breathing, calm and measured. Manfred. Daemon Gant. Blaise DeBeste. Separately and jointly, he and Wright have taken down people in positions of extreme power and influence before, this is simply another unsolved case. While not exactly good news, this information does narrow down the list of potentials to those who can afford to spend so much on something like this. Not only that, it indicates that Wright was an intended target, not just an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire of the Grammyre trial.
With a final deep breath, he reopens his eyes. The world is just dipping below acceptable parameters of colour desaturation – he’s taking this harder than he should; an extra session with Dr. Heilen this month is probably in order. In the meantime, he opens his second desk drawer, removes a sheet of personal stationary from it, and begins to write, ignoring Kay when she tries to interrupt. When finished, he signs and dates it, adds an official stamp, then folds the document and places in an envelope, which he stamps across the flap once it is sealed, signing his name across it as well and then marking the recipient as Phoenix Wright. Then and only then does he once again acknowledge the impatient young woman in front of him.
“This,” he says, offering it to her, “Is an official letter of introduction of you for Phoenix Wright. If you wish to offer your aid and skills in this matter, you will present both it and yourself to him in the manner a civilian would, and make your services available to him. You will give him only such aid as he directly accepts, and if he turns down your services you will neither pressure him nor pursue the matter further. Are these terms acceptable to you, Yatagarasu?”
Kay beams, going so far as to snap off a salute as she accepts the envelope from him. “You can count on me, Mr. Edgeworth! We’ll have the Truth flying high for all to see in no time!”
Miles allows a small smile and nods to her. “Safe travels, Kay Faraday.”
“See ya ‘round, Mr. Edgeworth!”
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Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
I had the great joy of observing Prosecutor Blackquill in court today – he is the newest member of the Prosecutors’ office, I believe I mentioned him to you in my last e-mail, he’s very nice, excellent manners, gets along well with our coworkers. It is very strange being younger than the new guy; Prosecutor Gavin seems to just roll with it, but he’s very good at that. In any case, Prosecutor Blackquill really is a marvel in both his understanding of the law and of human psychology, and especially how the two interact! However it was very strange – the tempo of the trial was somewhat thrown when one of the prosecution’s key witnesses failed to make an appearance. Prosecutor Blackquill managed to rise above this, naturally, but all the same, it was unusual; moreso because the defense seemed… I hate to say it, but they seemed less shocked at the witness’s failure to appear than they probably should have been.
From what I’ve heard in the prosecution lobby and break room, this sort of thing seems to be happening a bit more frequently than it has in the past, too. It is a troubling turn. In any case, I hope this finds you well, and thank-you for the recommendation of which volumes to investigate for minutiae on precedent law – it was very helpful in my recent case. If you are interested in reviewing it and have the time, I can send a copy of the transcript or recording for you, your feedback on such things is always helpful!
Regards,
Sebastian DeBeste, prosecutor
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P Wright: Quick question: how trustworthy would you say a young woman with the initials KF and a very tall ponytail is?
M Edgeworth: She is my equivalent of Maya.
P Wright: Huh?
P Wright: Oh!
P Wright: Oooooooh.
P Wright: Good answer, just saved yourself from getting chewed out for meddling when you said you wouldn’t.
M Edgeworth: …your faith in my ability to keep my word is astounding.
P Wright: More like I know how worried you can get – I remember Kurain. Sorry, should have trusted you! :(
M Edgeworth: Apology accepted.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: :)
P Wright: OH MY GOD, YOU JUST-?!?
M Edgeworth: I’m putting my phone on silent and going back to work now, Wright.
P Wright: :D!
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Trucy W: Hi, Mr. Edgeworth! You won’t see this for a bit, because yor asleep, but I wanted to send this now! Thank-you so much for the cards, I love them – I’ve never tried foing tricks with a deck with 32 cards, I’m going to make up some really cool ones! Also, Daddy says I can stay up after my show on Saturday and say hi if your free, I just know I’ll have at least one trick by then and I’ll show it to you, so please be free! Thank-you again for the cars!!!! <3 <3 <3
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Miles can’t help smiling at the picture of Trucy holding her new deck in a perfect fan before her and beaming. He makes sure to save it to his library before typing back his confirmation of availability, and that he looks forward to it.
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November 2019
Several new cases keep Miles busy for the first few weeks following Trucy showing off her new card tricks, inadvertently making phone and video calls too difficult to schedule, so it is through an e-mail that Miles learns Wright has apparently done enough to impress his boss Ms. Tenveg, and that as a result he’s been promoted from part-time to full-time at the grocery store, which comes with a pay boost and health insurance. From the sounds of things, Wright is almost more excited about the health insurance, having never worked a job that provides it before, though the increase in funds is also welcome.
It’s going to cut into my investigations, since I’ll have to work more hours, but I’m kinda stuck at the moment, anyway, and regular hours will makes scheduling other things easier. Besides, it’s one thing living hand-to-mouth when I was on my own, it’s different now that I’m a dad. Got to keep Trucy in silk scarves and school supplies! Keeping my own belt a little tight for the moment, though – having some savings just in case feels a lot more important now, and I did work through a bigger section of my savings account than I like to admit during the part-time stint. And, if I’m being honest, I don’t really need hair gel.
(Before you get fussy, I’m just cutting back on non-essentials, we have food and stuff. Also, why did I even still have cable, we have an internet connection and the only shows either of us watch are on the free channels???)
The overall tone of the letter is upbeat and cheerful, and thus it is something of a surprise when Miles finally does manage to speak to Wright again only to find the man looking more wan than usual.
“Wright? What happened, I was under the impression things were going well?”
“Hey, Edgeworth. Yeah, job-wise things are pretty great, just… I saw Kristoph the other day.”
“Oh? How is he – still vexed that he can’t beat you at poker?”
This gets a bit of a laugh. “That’s a given – I used to be irresponsible and play poker back in college for extra cash, so I’m pretty good, and playing against Trucy lately’s been upping my game like crazy.”
“You taught Trucy to-?!”
“Trucy came pre-equipped with the knowledge, thank-you very much, Zak taught her, he’s really into poker, too. She’s not the best with strategy yet, but she’s amazing at calling bluffs. Seriously, she currently owns all the potato chips in the apartment, I’m starting to think she might actually be magic.”
“…you’re unbelievable.”
“Hey, we’ll see who’s unbelievable in two years when Trucy gets her letter to Hogwarts!” Wright grins, then his face falls. “…she’s actually the reason why I found out.”
“About what?”
“About…” the man rubs a hand through his hair as best he can with the video call headset on, “She’s still got that black psyche-lock on her, and she doesn’t- Trucy never cries, about anything, not really.”
“So?”
Wright gives him a raised eyebrow. “She’s nine, that’s bad, kids are supposed to cry when they’re upset, it’s natural. And… I don’t know how to deal with it, not with that psyche-lock there, I don’t want to hurt her and I don’t think she’ll see a therapist. I’m gonna have to wait this one out, from the looks of things.”
…Miles isn’t sure how to respond to this, it’s entirely outside his area of experience, or even knowledge. “What does this have to do with Kristoph?”
“Kris-? Oh, yeah,” Wright slaps himself on the cheek, presumably to draw himself back from whatever path his mind had been taking. “I didn’t have time to get the magatama back into my dresser between talking to Trucy and going to see him, and I tend to fiddle with it when I have it on me – probably why Trucy didn’t get suspicious when I was asking her questions.”
“So? I still fail to see the problem.”
“So three psyche-locks appeared on Kristoph while we were talking. Red ones.”
“I repeat, so? People lie quite frequently, for numerous reasons.”
“They showed up when he said he was delighted to hear about my promotion and very happy for me.”
“…oh.” Socially awkward he may be, but even Miles knows that that’s not good, especially when- “But I was under the impression that he’s always made it clear that you can call on him if you need help of any sort?”
“That’s the thing. He has.”
“Oh. Damn.”
“Yeah.”
Wright is quiet, and Miles appreciates the man’s realization that he doesn’t need the implications of all this spelled out for him. The person behind Wright’s disbarment has wealth, presumably some level of power or involvement in the legal system, and also presumably a high level of intellect. Kristoph Gavin meets all these requirements, they both know this, he’s even tangentially connected to the case via his brother…
But he has no motive.
Kristoph and Wright had never even met until a few months after the trial, and even then Wright had approached him. And he’s been overtly nothing but genial ever since, simply meeting with Wright once or twice a month to have a meal, play poker, and talk shop. He’s one of the, if not the, most successful defense attorneys Los Tokyo has ever seen. He and Wright are- were in entirely different leagues, one with a prominent law firm and impressive list of clientele, the other running a firm with a few big wins over the years but generally only enough clients that it provided a steady income. It makes no sense that Kristoph would do anything so drastic as to have a man he’d never even met, and who was no threat to his business, disbarred for no reason and then make friends with him afterwards-
“Hey, Edgeworth?”
“Yes?” he’s pulled from his dark musings with a bit of a start.
“I think- I think I’m going to take Kay up on her offer after all. If Kristoph’s involved… he’s wicked smart, and I’m not stealthy enough to investigate him without getting caught. And if he’s involved in all this…”
“Then he has the potential to be incredibly dangerous.”
“Yeah.”
“…you know that anything Kay finds by her methods will be non-admissible in court, correct?”
“Yeah, but at least I’ll know. And if you can learn something one way, you can learn it another – you just have to turn your thinking about?” Wright flashes him a ghost of his courtroom grin.
“How are you going to keep Kristoph from figuring out that you’re onto him? As you said, you’re not exactly subtle.”
“Hey, I might be a lawyer… sort of… but my roots are still in theatre – bluffing’s just another form of acting, after all!”
“You’re terrible at bluffing.”
“You’re just better than literally everyone else except Trucy at spotting when I am,” Wright counters, “And when times are darkest is when defense attorneys need to smile their brightest! I’m actually pretty damn good at faking confidence.”
“Your evidence?”
“You ever see me cry in court?”
“…you got close that one time.”
“Yeah, well, Maya’s life was literally riding on me getting the wrong person the death sentence, so I think I get extenuating circumstances on that one. The defense rests.”
Miles sighs, rubbing his head as he catches the time – he really can’t stay any longer. “Fine, the prosecution also rests. But this is going to be a very dangerous game, Wright.”
The man nods, expression equally serious. “I know. But it’s all I’ve got to go on at the moment unless I can find Zak. …I’ll be careful. And I’ll tell Kay to be careful and take it slow, too – the last thing I want is her getting all tangled up in this mess. Thoroughness over urgency, that sort of thing.”
“Thank-you.” Miles hesitates, then adds, “And be careful in regards to yourself as well.”
Wright laughs, “Of course I will – I’m a dad now, remember? Gotta meet at least the minimum standards of safety or I’m being a bad example for Trucy!”
“…I’m not even going to comment on that.”
“Objection, you just did!”
“Good day, Wright.”
“Sleep well, Edgeworth.”
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P Wright: Hey, Edgeworth, quit stressing – I can hear you doing it all the way across the ocean. And this completely sucks, but I’m not going to let it stop me. Like you said back in April, not first time I’ve done long-term plan. Also not first time I really trusted someone I should not have. Not you, btw. Dahlia. Hurts, but I survived it once. Can do it again. Will do it again if I need to. Don’t want it to be Kristoph. Want to be wrong. But if we’re right, this is a BIG lead. And more than anything, want to get to the bottom of this. And for Trucy to stop sneaking money into my wallet, I’m COMPETENT. Seriously, you both need to try and remember that, Maya too. It’s not over yet, still time to turn it all about! :D
Chapter 18
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
December 2019
Miles nearly cancels his appointment with Dr. Heilen the first week of December, the urge to bury himself in work, shut out the rest of the world even as the nightmares worsen, a badly ingrained habit by this point. Even in light of the fact that, since 2016, the main nightmare has been growing less and less frequent during other months of the year. Even though the few months he has been seeing the therapist have already been making a difference, albeit slower than he would prefer.
Because, in spite of everything, exposing his flaws, his weaknesses and vulnerabilities, is still almost painfully difficult for him most of the time. Wright is one thing, he already knows most of it, was there for some of the more crucial moments, but speaking of his past and the injuries it has left him to those who do not already know? Agony. For all his good intentions, there had been very little dialog during his first few sessions.
But, in the end, this is also why he continues to go, even in the face of December. It is not the von Karma way to run from a challenge.
(It is a shock to most people who know his story when they hear him make comments such as this, even now. They did not attend the funeral. Franziska buried her father under the stone, ‘Manfred, Beloved Father, Perpetuum Silentium Inposuisset.’ A sentimental epithet… to those who do not know how he made traps and weapons of words, those unfamiliar with the value Manfred placed in both lineage and legacy, the latter a trait Franziska shares. An epithet she had discussed with her little brother, and which he agrees on.
Franziska and Miles Edgeworth are von Karmas; they uphold and define the traditions of their lineage.
Manfred is one no longer. He has been cast out, his achievements, his doings, all but his genetic existence have been erased from the family annuls. This is his final punishment. The justice handed down by the siblings von Karma.)
Dr. Heilen is encouraging when Miles arrives. “I will admit, I wasn’t sure I would see you again until the new year, given what you’ve told me about this month. It was very brave of you to come.”
Miles snorts at this. “I face murders and villains of the worst sort on a routine basis.”
“Yes, you do. But you’re not afraid of those people or situations and, if I understand correctly, you are actually quite comfortable in courtrooms. Your job gives you a sense of strength and power, and the opportunity to use both of these things responsibly and for the betterment of society. Is this an accurate assessment?”
“I… suppose. It is not inaccurate.”
The therapist nods. “In contrast, you aren’t truly comfortable here, and you often find our conversations or the subjects we touch on quite distressing. Here is place you confront things you truly fear and yet, even knowing that, you continue to return, out of a desire to overcome them. And that is what courage is – not a lack of fear, but the strength to confront and overcome it.”
“I-” Miles starts, then hesitates, “I am aware of that concept, however I… had not… had not… thought to apply it. In such a way. To myself.”
He receives another nod and a slight smile for his admission. “Would you like a few minutes to think?”
“…please.”
“Very well. Let me know when you are ready to speak, and then what you would like to discuss today.”
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The second week of December he receives a package in the mail from Trucy, every inch of it not left to the address and postage scrawled with the words ‘Do Not Open Until New Year’s.’
‘I told her you and December don’t have a great history,’ Wright replies when Miles sends him a confused inquiry, ‘Didn’t go into detail, told her not to pester you about it. She still wanted to send you something, though, so this is her work-around. Sorry if it still makes you uncomfortable.’
‘No, it is fine. Please inform her that I look forward to opening it.’
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25 December 2019
Group message
M Edgeworth: Merry Christmas.
P Wright: Hey, Edgeworth – Merry Christmas! :)
Trucy W: MERRY CHRISTMAS MR. EDGEWORTH!!!
Gumshoe: Merry Christmas, sir! Thanks for including me!
Larry B.: Happy holidays, Edgy!
Franziska: Das ist eine Überraschung. Frohe Weihnachten, kleiner Bruder.
Kay Faraday: Happy holidays from the wings of truth, Mr. Edgeworth!
Sending a message of two words should not be a task difficult enough to make one sweat. Then again, given that this is the first time he’s initiated any sort of December holiday ritual in nearly two decades, perhaps some allowances can be made.
And perhaps, staring at his phone and slowly accepting that there have been no negative ramifications for his action, Miles can even allow himself to feel the tiniest bit courageous.
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January 2020
It would be inaccurate to say he feels excitement upon opening the package Trucy had sent him. Not due to any lack of interest or belief that there is malicious intent behind it, simply… he is unused to receiving gifts, especially wrapped ones, never mind from people he cares about beyond Franziska. Thus he is uncertain how to react, beyond a vaguely positive sense of curiosity.
The package contains a note and a scarf, hand knit, presumably by Trucy, some sort of non-natural fiber that is none-the-less pleasant to the touch. Decently crafted, it is striped in bands of grey, bright red, dark pink, then lighter pink.
Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
Daddy told me that you really like Steel Samurai too, but you don’t like people knowing, and also that it gets stupid cold in Germany. So this is in the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess’s colours, so you can enjoy it without anyone knowing what you’re doing and also stay warm! Happy New Year!
Love,
Trucy Wright
The colours clash with his usual suit, the hand-made look doesn’t fit with the rest of his attire, and Miles is absolutely going to wear it in public anyway because it is extremely cool. Also, Trucy might actually be a genius because he’s never thought of doing this before and it’s an excellent idea.
After an intense internal debate, he comes to the disheartening conclusion that this is likely another occasion where a photograph is required – solid evidence that he is indeed using the scarf and not just being polite. Wrapped around his neck and tucked into his overcoat, not all the colours are clearly visible, but he is obviously outside and wearing it, and even remembers to smile again, so he assumes that, upon adding a message, it will be adequate.
M Edgeworth: Thank-you very much for the scarf – it is delightful, you are obviously a young woman of excellent taste. Though your father exaggerates in regards to German winters – he is simply incapable of properly surviving in ecosystems that include actual seasons.
From the string of excited emojis he receives for his troubles, it appears his assumption was correct.
Notes:
Perpetuum Silentium Inposuisset – latin, Forever Silenced
And over on tumblr, alex-r-kingston has done a lovely picture of Miles in his Steel Samurai/Pink Princess scarf that Trucy knit for him! Please take a look!
Chapter 19
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
February 2020
Maya Fey: I want you to know that I hate you. Deeply. Passionately. In my SOUL.
M Edgeworth: How tragic. Is this about Wright’s little misinformation session last spring? Again?
Maya Fey: No, but I’m still proud of him for that one, he got you good.
M Edgeworth: By tricking you into ranting at me for an hour.
Maya Fey: Psh, like I wouldn’t have been down for it.
M Edgeworth: Good-bye, Miss Fey.
Maya Fey: Wait, no, I haven’t told you why I hate you yet!
M Edgeworth: And yet somehow I still live.
Maya Fey: But Edggggggggewoooooooorth! Steel Kon UK is back on for the first time in two years! And I wanna go SO BAD and you actually probably COULD go but you won’t so I can’t even live vicariously through you because your the WORST!
M Edgeworth: You correct use of the word ‘vicarious’ is the only reason I’m not returning to my three hours’ worth of paperwork.
Maya Fey: …holy spirits, you don’t even know what Steel Kon UK is, do you?
M Edgeworth: Should I?
Maya Fey: Only the THIRD BIGGEST Steel Samurai convention in the ENTIRE WORLD after the ones in Japanafornia and actual Japan!!!!!!
M Edgeworth: …you have my attention.
Maya Fey: Damn straight I do! How do you not know about this?!
M Edgeworth: I was under the impression that such venues were intended solely for the show’s target age group and random adults would be unwelcome, though if you are acting thus I must assume this is incorrect?
Maya Fey: Yeah, your not the only old person with good taste, and it started in 2008, so a lot of us who were in the ‘target age group’ for the original show are in our early 20s anyway.
M Edgeworth: …I am the same age as Wright, you recall this, yes?
Maya Fey: Yeah, and Nick is super old. Anyway, important thing, you wouldn’t stand out.
Maya Fey: Wouldn’t stand out more than normal.
Maya Fey: You have a kinda distinctive look.
M Edgeworth: Be that as it may, I doubt I have time in my schedule for such an event at the moment.
Maya Fey: Edgeworth. My dude. My man.
Maya Fey: The convention is in August.
Maya Fey: Tickets just went on pre-sale today.
Maya Fey: You’re welcome.
M Edgeworth: …I thought you hated me?
Maya Fey: Yeah, but your explanation of how the in-universe legal system actually works was cool as heck. Plus, you know, Spirit Channeling Master, kinda sorta running the village, gonna lead my people into a golden age and all that, gotta practice being all wise and benevolent and stuff.
M Edgeworth: Hmph.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Thank-you.
Maya Fey: Say it properly!
M Edgeworth: No.
Maya Fey: Aw, come on – for old time’s sake? PLEEEEEEEEASE?
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Whoooooooop.
Miles ignores Maya’s delighted response in favour of returning to his work. Of course he won’t actually be attending, intriguing as it sounds if it is targeted as adults as well as children. He likes to keep his leisure activities private and discrete, as is proper for one of his profession and standing. A masterpiece the series may be, with levels of writing and nuance that few appreciate, but he is well aware that most of the world views it as a frivolous children’s show. Thus, he will not be attending.
(He purchases a three-day pass and manages to snag a room in the convention center as soon as he gets home, then stares into the middle distance for some time, contemplating how the hell he’s going to pull off both going to a convention full of people and also ensuring that no one has the slightest chance of recognizing him.
At least he has five months to figure it out…)
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March 2020
Wright,
Would you be potentially available to act as my legal assistant in the second and third weeks of June? While I do not have a case that goes to trial scheduled during this time at the moment, my presence has been requested to act as a stand-in for a prosecutor who will be undergoing surgery then. It may seem presumptuous to request your aid for what may well be nothing but paperwork, but this area has a reputation for being… lively. And I presume alerting you ahead of time will allow you to give your place of work proper notification, should you decide to come, not to mention time to arrange a passport. You will, naturally, be compensated for your time and effort.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
My heart says yes, and Pru would probably give me the time off, because she’s a sweetie and also just that awesome, but I don’t know. I promised Trucy we’d hang out a bit this summer, and June’s actually a busy time for Maya – something about Solstice and the barriers between the worlds thinning, I’ll be honest, I didn’t really pay attention. Wish I could, though.
~Phoenix Wright, employee, talent manager, ace legal aid
Wright,
It would be no trouble to arrange two passports as opposed to one. Trucy is capable and well-mannered, and, as I should have mentioned in the previous e-mail, we would be in England this time, so there will be no language barrier. I can ensure you have a free day or two to sightsee with her as well as evenings, and arrangements can be made for her to either accompany us or be shown some sights by a trusted associate.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Trucy says that if I say no, she’s going to tell Maya I’m finally giving her custody of Charlie. So obviously I have to say yes, I had to watch 24 solid hours of Steel Samurai to get her to agree to settling for visitation rights.
~Phoenix Wright, plant dad and also dad dad
Wright,
Obviously. Have your measurements changed?
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Measurements?
~Phoenix Wright, very confused
Wright,
I seem to recall that I owe you ‘appropriate court wear’ after the fiasco that was your last trial.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Nope, I don’t think so. I didn’t think you’d remember that.
~Phoenix Wright, who looks super terrible in ruffles
Wright,
Naturally I remember – including the part about you not wishing to emulate my neckwear. Do you have a colour preference?
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
‘Doesn’t show stains easily’ is always stylish, I say, and looks good on everyone. Um, not blue? Saving blue for when I get to be a lawyer again full-time. Oh Where are we going to be going, anyway? Which part of England?
~Phoenix Wright, employee, talent manager, ace legal aid
Wright,
The area in general is known as Midsumer…
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April 2020
Sometimes Miles reflects on his life prior to meeting Wright again. At the time it had felt very structured – full of purpose, a straight path where he ensured criminals were punished for their crimes and that the law was upheld. In retrospect, he had been far less noble than he had believed himself to be, driven more by the need to triumph and hide from his own gnawing guilt and terror than the desire to see justice done, and the structured life he had valued seems so strangling he can’t help but sometimes wonder how he survived to meet Wright again.
These days he is capable of taking satisfaction in a ‘lost’ trial as much as he would from a successful ‘win,’ so long as the truth is revealed. He’s found time to both meet his own standards of what a prosecutor should be and also wander through his surroundings for the simple pleasure of taking an interesting photograph. Most nights he sleeps decently well, and the address book of his phone has a short string of names and numbers under the ‘friends’ section, even if he’ll never tell most of them that they are considered thus. The world’s colours brighten and dim as he faces triumphs and trials, but, for all the difficulties, his visual saturation levels stay true as often as not.
…he’s still socially awkward in most informal situations involving strangers, but growing less so with those he cares about; Dr. Heilen assures him that this is good progress.
Now, looking back at the young man he once was, the one who bore the title ‘Demon Prosecutor,’ he is starting to be able to feel sorrow for him instead of resentment, trapped behind bars of gilt and guilt and words as he was. There is a desire to let that young man know how much more there is to life than what he has been taught, and how much he will gain from a loss…
At the same time, loathe as he is to admit it… there were definite advantages to life back then.
“Where have you been?!”
“Sometimes the path of life is winding, Prosecutor-kun, and it’s easy to lose yourself on it.”
“…please state your name and profession for the court record.”
“Maaa, I don’t feel like it.”
Miles heroically resists the urge to bang his own head (or the witness’s) against the bench or the witness stand. Problematic witnesses are simply a part of the legal system, but the most eccentric ones are in America. Or, at least, they used to be…
One thing he would definitely tell his past self if he could is that, if he ever has to handle a defense attorney badge for any reason, for the love of all he holds dear, wear gloves, the madness is contagious!
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May 2020
2 May
P Wright: Happy Birthday, Edgeworth! Welcome to the Being 27 Club!
M Edgeworth: Wright, you are only six months older than me. And how did you find out when exactly I was born, you can’t possibly remember from school and I’ve gone to lengths to make sure Larry doesn’t know.
P Wright: I asked Gumshoe.
M Edgeworth: …I’m cutting his salary.
P Wright: He doesn’t even work for you anymore?
M Edgeworth: You doubt my ability to make it happen?
P Wright: No, but consider this:
P Wright: What if you didn’t.
M Edgeworth: Didn’t what?
P Wright: Cut his salary.
M Edgeworth: And why wouldn’t I for giving out my personal information without my express permission?
P Wright: Because he didn’t crack until I deployed Trucy? And you’re secretly happy someone besides him remembered?
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Fine.
M Edgeworth: But only because of Trucy.
P Wright: I’ll take it!
P Wright: My brithday’s on October 11, btw.
M Edgeworth: I didn’t ask.
P Wright: I want a picture made out of macaroni, please!
M Edgeworth: I DIDN’T ASK.
He still snorts when Wright sends him a photograph of what is probably supposed to be Miles in court, rendered in bits of broken spaghetti.
M Edgeworth: That’s a waste of food.
P Wright: Nah, it’s not glued down, still useable.
P Wright: And it made you laugh, right?
M Edgeworth: …maybe.
P Wright: Then worth it!
P Wright: In fact, EDGE-worth it!
M Edgeworth: That was terrible and you should be ashamed.
Given that it took him five minutes to respond because he was laughing too much to type properly, he gets the feeling Wright probably doesn’t believe him.
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Dear Prosecutor DeBeste,
Do not blame yourself – from the overview you gave me, a seasoned prosecutor would have had difficulty with that trial, even without the evidence potentially having been tampered with. I am sure you pursued the truth with utmost valiance, but you must learn to have more faith in your abilities, especially your memory orchestra. Hone it, and it will be a powerful advantage to you in court. Perhaps, if you wish to practice, you could contact Miss Faraday – that gadget of hers could be helpful in checking your accuracy, and she does love a good excuse to show it off.
In the meantime, corruption is still a problem plaguing the court systems of our world, on both sides of the court. In regards to this, the following are some techniques I have always found quite useful for calling evidence and testimonies into question if you suspect foul play or that you are facing a crooked attorney…
Notes:
For any wondering, no, Sebastian wasn’t facing Kristoph for that trial he lost. Kristoph is probably the worst of the bunch, but he’s not the only corrupt defense attorney in Los Tokyo, and they’ve been getting bolder lately, while the Prosecutors’ Office, after the disasters involving Manfred, Daemon Gant, and Lana Skye, has recently been playing it a bit more straight and narrow. Or, at least they are for now…
Also, I want to give a quick shout-out of thanks to all of you reading and enjoying this, because, in a few short months, this has actually become one of the most well-received, popular fics I’ve ever posted on this site! It’s receiving such a positive response and just… thank-you. Thank-you all so much for your stopping by to enjoy, your enthusiasm, your feedback, it means a lot to me! Kudos for you guys, too!
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Chapter 20
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
June 2020
It’s a bit trickier talking to Trucy than it is to Wright, as not only does she have school and homework but also a job that requires significant portions of her leisure time and has her working during times at night when it would usually be easy to call. And, frankly, Miles had been fairly certain that she would lose interest in communicating with him once he returned to Europe after their initial meeting the April before last – she is quite young, and Miles isn’t that interesting if you’re not in the legal profession.
Trucy, it turned out, had had other plans. Photographs of herself and Wright along with videos of new tricks find their way into his phone’s inbox, along with imperious tutorials on simple coin tricks because, “It’s a valuable life skill, Mr. Edgeworth, Daddy’s learning and so should you! Honestly, the state of the education system when you two were in school!”
(Wright has informed him that she only talks like that to Miles, presumably in an attempt to either match or mock his more formal speech patterns. Honestly, Miles finds it rather charming, probably why he’s actually attempting some of the tricks.)
Her introduction to the wonder that is the world of the Steel Samurai series has only strengthened her insistence on speaking to him regularly, now that they share a definitive interest that Wright does not. And she’s just finished season three.
“I hadn’t thought about there being other heroes in other cities,” she gushes, fresh off of the climax of the Steel Samurai’s and Pink Princess’s pursuit of the Evil Magistrate across the country, and their encounter with the Silver Swordsman, protector of Neo Olde Osaka, “Does he show up again? Do other heroes show up???”
“A few times,” he offers, trying to be honest without spoiling the twist in season five’s plotline, where the main duo teams up with hero groups from several other areas that they’ve encountered by that point, “They tend to focus on Neo Olde Tokyo, since it’s his home.”
“Do they ever go to Kyoto?”
“…not that I’m aware of?” he replies, fairly certain that this knowledge won’t ruin anything, but uncertain where she’s going with this.
“Great!” And Trucy abruptly drops the subject, refocusing on things her Daddy has been up to that he probably hasn’t been telling Miles (apparently he’s still under the impression that he can bake). It’s enough of a distraction that Miles thinks no more of it until a few days before Trucy and Wright are set to arrive in England, whereupon he wakes to find he has received a photograph of a hand-drawn picture depicting five colourful figures.
‘The Heros of Neo Olde Kyoto!’
One is obviously meant to be a samurai of some sort and- that appears to be a ninja, and a shrine maiden, but the other two… he’s not sure. Honestly, he’s not sure what to do with any of this – he’s vaguely aware of the concept of ‘fan characters’ thanks to Maya, but he’s always found it a little silly. Why make up your own characters when the show already has such wonderful ones, why not simply go create something original instead? It makes no sense.
…
…he’s going to have to make a phone call he’d really rather not, isn’t he?
Because there are three facts in Miles Edgeworth’s life that, if he has any say in the matter, he will take with him to his grave.
- He actually does agree with Maya that the anime remake handles several key plot points better than the original Steel Samurai series.
- If Miles doesn’t have a second pillow, he’ll spend the whole night thrashing in his sleep looking for something to hold onto.
- He actually does consider Larry Butz a good friend, in spite of the artist’s antics.
And the idiot understands children much better than Miles does, so it is his number that is dialed, his advice that is sought on this occasion.
Absolutely mortifying, as always.
At least he can take comfort in the fact that absolutely no one will believe Larry if he ever tries to tell them.
“Edgy! Heeeeeey, Edgy, what’s up? I was just thinking about you – would you say you’re more a winter or a spring?”
…he brought this on himself, he really did, “Larry, if you would be so kind as to make sense, it would be greatly appreciated.”
“Ouch!” he can hear the sniffling over the phone, “Just for that, I’m saying winter!”
“That’s nice.”
“Because you’re cold.”
“I had gathered, yes.”
More sniffles, then, “So, there a reason you called me this time of night?”
“You barely sleep. But,” deep breaths, Miles, you can handle this, “If a young child presents you with a drawing they have made… what do you do?”
“Tell ‘em they did a good job, ask ‘em about it, then stick it to your fridge with magnets if they gave it to you, so they know you like it,” Larry says cheerfully, then pauses, “Wait, you never ask about stuff like this ‘just because’ – did some kid give you a picture, Edgy?”
“…perhaps.”
“I WANNA SEE!”
“What?! No!”
“Nooooooooooo~ my artistic soul cries out to see my fellow artist’s work!” Larry wails, overdramatic as always, “Show me! Show me show me show me show me show me-!”
“Larry, you are an-”
“You called me at two in the morning without being sure I was awake, show me show me show me show me show me-!”
Miles forwards him a copy of the picture in a combination of self-defense and begrudging guilt. “There! It’s sent!”
There is a moment of blessed silence, and when Larry speaks again, the mania is toned down. “Aw, that’s sweet! Trucy-Lucy included you in her team!”
“I- what?”
“Her team, the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto! See, Nick’s the ninja in dark blue, and Trucy’s in pastel red in the center, and Pearl’s the shrine maiden, and Maya’s the one in light purple, and you’re the samurai!” a chuckle comes across the phone. “Aw, she likes you.”
Miles ignores him in favour of re-examining the picture. Now that he looks at it more closely… yes, the hakama are in approximately the same shade as his suit, and the flowing white scarf is likely meant to be a thematically-appropriate substitution for his jabot, and what he had taken for a face guard of some sort must be his bangs. The ninja does have a similarity to Wright, now that it’s mentioned, the back of his hood not tattered but deliberately spiked, and how in the world could he have missed Pearls’s distinctive twists of hair…?
For some strange reason, Miles’s throat feels thick, and it takes an effort to swallow. “I- It’s nonsensical – why would she make such a thing, let alone include me in it?”
“Eh,” he can hear the shrug in the other man’s voice, “She’s a kid. Some kids wanna be their heroes, some just wanna have fun in the same setting. Not just kids, actually, I’ve done commissions of peoples’ fan characters, they can be pretty neat! And specifically titling it so they’re in Kyoto ‘stead of Tokyo? I bet she’s got some cool ideas cooked up that she’s just dying to tell you about!”
A few pieces click into place in Miles’s head at this comment. “…you know more about this than you’re saying, don’t you?”
“Who, me?” Larry flails audibly, “Why would-”
“Beyond the way you’re talking right now? You instantly identified the artist of this drawing, even though it is unsigned, and referred to her in a friendly, familiar manner. Ergo, you know her fairly well, and possibly have already seen this image.”
“…why am I best friends with guys who regularly interrogate me?”
“Is that a confession?”
“No! But, I mean,” the artist snorts in annoyance, “Yeah, I talked it over with her a bit – one artist to another, you know? We hang out sometimes when Nick needs to work on his Secret Project Thing or just work late. I help her with bigger set pieces for her show, sometimes we do art, it’s fun!” there’s a grin in his voice now, “And she’s almost as into the Samurai series as you and Maya at the moment, even though she’s taking it kinda slow, and, like… you show your fandom by owning every boxed set of the series ever released, she wants to make a setting where she can fight bad guys with her besties and maybe do a team-up with the canon characters, and that’s how she shows her fandom. And that’s all you’re getting out of me about those characters, by the way, I swore an oath. One artist to another!”
Miles could absolutely get more out of him if he wanted to, but it feels unsporting if Trucy wishes to tell him herself. Still… “I do not… understand.”
“Edgy… it’s art. You don’t have to understand it, just enjoy it!” Larry’s voice is a friendly encouragement, “She wants to have fun with something you both really like – just go with it! Like we did when we were kids, remember? Quit worrying for a minute and let that big nerd you try to hide that you are shine through!”
“I am not a nerd.”
“You are an enormous nerd and it’s part of your charm!”
“Why do I even attempt to converse with you?”
“I do not know! Let me know if you ever figure it out, I’m curious, too!”
He can’t help it, Miles snorts. “Good night, Larry – do try to go to bed before the sun comes up.”
“No can do, Edger-roo, I’m in the zone! Have a good whatever time it is for you, though! Bye!”
Once he’s hung up, Miles links his phone to his computer and downloads then prints out a copy of Trucy’s drawing. He doesn’t have any magnets, but that’s easily remedied by stopping at the store on his way home from work.
(The plain ones are more cost-effective, but the Steel Samurai ones are thematically appropriate, so.)
It is unusual to see anything on his refrigerator other than a reminder to himself or a list of the contents and their various expiration dates, but not so bad. A feeling uncomfortable due to Miles’s lack of experience with it as opposed to its inherent nature. Hmmm, this ritual is meant to acknowledge approval, but Trucy has no way of seeing it, and will not be visiting his apartment next month.
…knowing Trucy is beginning to feel a bit like a string of scenarios that make him feel either idiotic or incompetent, but for some reason the thought of cutting ties with her is rather painful. Thus he snaps a picture of his printed-out photograph of a drawing where it hangs on his refrigerator and sends it to her as a response to the original photograph.
M Edgworth: I am unfamiliar with these characters. Perhaps we might discuss them sometime?
Later that evening, at about the time Trucy has her lunch break, his phone buzzes.
Trucy W: I’ll tell you all about them when I’m in England with you and Daddy, okay? It’ll be faster and easier and more fun!
M Edgeworth: May I know their names, at least?
Trucy W: The Salmon Sorceress, the Mauve Mystic, the Plum Priestess, the Guarding Ninja, and the Legal Samurai! But that’s all you get for now, no sneaky prosecutor tricks!
M Edgeworth: A good prosecutor never sneaks, but very well, the prosecution rests.
Trucy W: Court adjourned, then! See you soon, Mr. Edgeworth!
M Edgeworth: I look forward to it.
He’s just turning back to his novel when his phone buzzes again. Curious, who else would be texting him at this time of night…?
P Wright: Just got a text from Trucy. Thanks for being cool about the picture, Edgeworth, you made her day!
M Edgeworth: Was there ever any doubt I would be otherwise?
P Wright: Sorry, but I know how bad you usually are with kids, so there absolutely was, even though you seem to do okay with Trucy for the most part.
M Edgeworth: …your faith in me is overwhelming.
P Wright: Hey, I’m her dad, and I have to step pretty dang lightly to keep her from finding out how judgey I am about art! I’m not even trying to be, I’m trying to dial it back, but it’s HARD! And you’re just as judgey about stuff as I am, only you don’t really care who knows.
M Edgeworth: Was that supposed to make me feel more or less insulted?
P Wright: What? LESS, DEFINITELY LESS!
P Wright: Just
P Wright: You have a hard time with this stuff, I know you do.
P Wright: But you put in the effort for Trucy.
P Wright: And she knows you do.
P Wright: And I know you do.
P Wright: And we both really appreciate it.
P Wright: Thanks.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: I look forward to seeing you both this Sunday.
P Wright: Me too – see you then! :)
Notes:
Note: While pretty much everything you will ever hear out of this fic in regards to Steel Samurai is pure headcanon, the only really important change that overtly contradicts canon is that it started running in 2008 and the season Will Powers was filming for during his trial was supposed to be the eighth season. It gives me a bit more to play with when Miles is getting excited/thinking about it this way. :)
Also, midnightpanda over on tumblr did a cool picture of their take on the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto, so please take a look!
Chapter Text
Wright and Trucy’s flight gets in at 10:15 on the 7th of June in Faulinbod East Airport, both groggy from a bit more than twelve hours spent between various flights and airports. It takes Miles a moment longer than he would have expected to spot them, as Wright has apparently convinced Trucy to leave her usual cape and top hat at home, an admirable feat, really. Her ‘full costume’ is negotiable, it’s easy enough to convince her that a t-shirt and jeans or a more casual dress are better for when she’s not performing or practicing, but the cape and top hat are staples any time she’s not in school.
At the moment, however, she’s traded them for a bowler derby much too big for her and what looks to be a more functional cape in brown tweed, though still clasped with her usual diamond broach. The hat nearly goes flying when she spots Miles and comes tearing across the terminal to fling herself at him. “MR. EDGEWORTH!!”
He staggers as she slams into him, arms around his waist, face pressed into his stomach, Miles’s own arms thrust to shoulder level at the sudden, unexpected need for extra help balancing and then held there by lack of knowledge on what to do with them from there. A laugh draws his attention to Wright, who is trundling up to them with both his own and Trucy’s discarded carry on, clad in jeans and a navy sweater. Miles shoots him a beseeching look and mouths, ‘What do I do?!’ in silent desperation.
‘Hands on shoulders – her shoulders, genius!’ Wright mouths back, still laughing, though it takes what Miles thinks might be a fond edge when he lowers his hands to rest on Trucy’s shoulders then give her a light pat on the back.
Wright’s advice is sound, because for his efforts he receives an extra squeeze, then is finally released. Trucy must notice his shell-shocked state of being, because she gives herself a knock on the head with one fist. “Oops! Sorry, Mr. Edgeworth – Daddy said to ask before I did that, but I got too excited! And I think that’s fair – it’s been more than a year since I saw you in person, after all!”
“Trucy, other peoples’ personal boundaries are not up for negotiation,” Wright gently scolds, setting down her bag and offering a hand in greeting. “Good to see you again, Edgeworth.”
“And you, Wright,” he accepts the handshake, adding, “And… I suppose it was all right, Trucy – but just this once. In the future, please do ask.”
“Okay.” She nods, an air of disappointment rising that Miles hastens to dispel.
“Ah, that is a very fetching hat – I assume it’s new?”
The question bears fruit; she beams, tugging it to sit more squarely on her head. “It is for me! But’s it’s actually really old – Daddy got it when he was in college,” she confides behind one hand in a stage whisper.
Miles glances at Wright with a raised eyebrow of amusement. “I see. Positively ancient, then.”
“Practically prehistoric,” she gravely agrees.
“See, you’re trying to annoy me, but that thing’s second-hand even to me, so it’s probably just as old as you think it is,” Wright says casually, giving the object in question a tap so that it slides over Trucy’s eyes and she squawks at him, “Come on, let’s grab our luggage so we can get out of here.”
“I didn’t think you usually wore hats,” Miles comments as they begin walking, Trucy reclaiming her carry-on as they do.
Wright nods. “That’s true. It was actually part of an assignment for one of my theatre classes; the professor wanted us to learn first-hand how much clothes and costume affect the image you’re portraying. Here, see,” popping the hat off of Trucy’s head (and promising that it’s only for a minute when she pouts at him), he sets it level on his own head. “Formal, typical, business-like.” Then he pushes it back on his head with a thumb, fully exposing his forehead and some hair, “Casual, playful, wide-eyed innocent.” A tug so it sits slightly forward over one eye at an angle, “Dapper, rakish, sly.” Another slight adjustment so that it’s now low over both eyes, “Sinister, shady, secretive.”
Then he takes it off again with a bow, “One hat, four positions, twelve potential characters! Thank-you, I’ll be here all week,” he adds when Trucy claps before reclaiming the bowler. It’s a bit of a shame, really – it suits him more than Miles would have expected.
“I confess, that’s not the sort of hat I’d have guessed you to choose,” he says instead.
“What, a derby?” Wright laughs and runs a hand through his hair (generally untidy in its natural state, travel has sent it positively feral), “Gelled spikes and hats don’t really mix, so I mostly stopped wearing them back in high school. So I figured, ‘hey, if I have to trade my spikes for a hat, might as well make it something fun!’” his expression goes considering at this. “Maybe I’ll start wearing them again until I get stuff sorted. What do you say, Trucy – think I could pull off a top hat? We’d ma-”
“No.”
Miles and Wright both start at the vehemence with which the word has left Trucy’s mouth, and even she looks startled for a moment. Then her usual smile is back in place.
“Top hats are my thing, Daddy! You can have your bowler back when we get home, and I’ll knit you a hat to match your red scarf for winter! Hey look, I can see my bag!” And she goes running off towards the luggage carousel, leaving Wright with an aching expression on his face.
Miles… has no idea what just happened. “What in the world…?”
“I messed up,” the man beside him rubs his forehead, “Zak wears a top hat as part of his own costume – actually his costume’s really similar to Trucy’s. She… doesn’t talk about him much. Has a portrait of him she keeps with her magic stuff, but… outside of stuff related to her magic or the case, he’s off-limits.”
They’re with Trucy again before Miles can decide what to say, Wright snagging his own suitcase when it passes (and really, with his own overt fondness for blue, he has no grounds for teasing Miles about unsubtle colour preferences, he really doesn’t). Perhaps someone with better social graces would better be able to navigate this situation, but Miles is not that person. He lets the matter drop instead, leading the Wrights outside to where his car is parked. Wright blanches at the sight of it.
“Oh crap, I forgot about that, Trucy, change of plans, we’re going home right now.”
“But we just got here!” Trucy protests.
“And only your daughter is here on vacation; you have a job to do,” Miles adds, incredibly unamused.
Wright keens. “But I wanna live…”
“There is nothing wrong with my driving, you ingrate! If you’re so set against it, though, perhaps you’d like to walk to our lodgings?”
Wordlessly, the man re-extends the pull handle of his suitcase, turns, and starts walking, resolute. “I will see you there, Edgeworth. Trucy, let’s go.”
“Uh-uh,” she shakes her head, “I’m going with Mr. Edgeworth.”
“Your decision, of course, but this betrayal will not be forgotten.”
In spite of her bold words, Trucy’s chewing her lip nervously by the time he’s halfway down the road, and has moved to stand so close to Miles that they’re nearly touching by the time he turns the bend and vanishes from sight. “Mr. Edgeworth…?”
Miles holds up one finger and checks the time on his phone. A few minutes more and he smirks, then loads Trucy’s bags into the trunk and the girl herself into the passenger seat. “I think that’s long enough.”
“For what?” she asks, fastening her seatbelt, head bobbing around to curiously take in the car’s interior, in spite of her misgivings.
Allowing himself to bask in self-satisfaction as the engine purrs on, he replies, “For that man to realize that I’m currently holding all the cards.”
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Wright is standing dejectedly by the side of the road next to the airport turn-off when Miles pulls over. “Having troubles, are we?”
Already bowed shoulders slump further. “I don’t actually know where we’re going or how to get there.”
“I thought as much.” And maybe it’s petty, but it’s always a delight to so thoroughly get the better of this man when he’s being ridiculous. Because he’s learned mercy, Miles unlocks the doors of the car instead of handing Wright the map in the glove box and telling him the address. “Come on. I arrived last night, so you’ll be able to go right in when we get there.”
“We will?” Wright manages to get his suitcase and carry-on into the trunk, then slides into the back seat, “Are we sharing a room or something?”
“Of course not – I arranged for a small cottage in town for the duration of our stay, a short walk from my temporary office.”
“…riiiiiiiight, you’re you.”
“It’s not too late for you to make good on your choice to walk, Wright. All twenty miles.”
The man straps himself in, but refrains from further comment.
Chapter 22
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
In the world of Miles Edgeworth the only time quantity trumps quality is in the case of handkerchiefs, and, to be fair, that’s more of a necessity than a preference, on account of the fact that he has the bad habit of offering them to other people and then forgetting to secure their return. It’s a problem he’s attempted to fix numerous times over the years, but at this point he has quietly succumbed to the reality that he’s going to have to purchase more in a few months anyway, so no point in wasting money on the higher thread count or fancy edgings.
This being the way of things, the cottage he has secured is not the large, extravagant sort of place Miles is beginning to suspect that Wright associates with him for some unknowable reason, but it is quite nice. Picturesque without hiding a crumbling interior, with room for three people providing that one of them is quite small (which, as it happens, Trucy is). And, of course, it is within walking distance of the local prosecutors’ office, a fact Wright is likely going to be glad of if the way he dives out of the car to clutch the gatepost is anything to go by.
“I don’t know what you were so upset about, Daddy,” Trucy skips from the passenger side to fetch her bags from the trunk, “That was fun! Mr. Edgeworth’s a great driver!”
“I am indeed,” Miles agrees smugly, collecting Wright’s suitcase himself since the man seems to be intent on becoming an actual part of the gate, “And if you don’t wish to have a red cone placed on your head so you may be used as an over-sized garden gnome, I suggest you release your grip and come inside.”
“You’re a cruel, cruel man, Miles Edgeworth,” Wright groans, but manages to relax his grasp and stagger after them.
And… Miles can’t help it; he flinches at that comment, even though he is fairly sure Wright speaks mostly in jest. While he likes to think he has come far from the Demon Prosecutor, he is not so naïve as to assume he has escaped it entirely. The cruel streak he carries is part of his nature; he merely keeps it in better check outside of court these days than he once did.
“So, are you going to actually let us in, or are we camping in the yard?”
Wright’s voice startles Miles from his brooding thoughts and he refocuses to find both Wrights waiting for him by the door. Pushing his concerns to the side, he moves forward to put key to lock and open the door.
OoOoOoOoO
That first day of the Wrights’ arrival is uneventful. Miles himself would have been to work right away, but he is used to travel in a way they are not and, beyond that, he recalls how exhausted Wright had been on his first day the last time he came to work as Miles’s aid. He shows them to their room, then gives them leave to explore the house and town as they see fit for the rest of the day. As for himself, he settles down to the never-ending sea of paperwork that comes with being a lawyer (and also makes plans to sneak out with his camera and Steel Samurai figure for an hour once they’re gone, because there’s a section of wall nearby that he’d found absolutely charming when he first passed it, but which he hasn’t had time to return to just yet).
Trucy waits exactly long enough to change into fresh clothes, then is off like a shot, tweed cape flying out behind her, hat clutched to her head, a cry of “My phone’s on and charged!” flung over one shoulder as she goes. A few minutes later Wright also reappears, looking less travel-worn, a collared shirt poking out from his sweater rather than a t-shirt. Miles raises an eyebrow at him.
“Aren’t you going with her?”
“Nah, I’ve given up following her when she wants to go on her own,” the man admits, leaning against the doorframe to Miles’s temporary home workspace in the dining room, “She’s too used to coming and going as she pleases. The compromise is that she can go where she wants in the safer sections of town during the day so long as her phone is on and charged, but she has to be back by sunset. Nighttime and rougher sections of town require adult supervision. And if I’m going to be out all day for non-job stuff, she usually stays with Larry.”
“You’re joking.”
Wright gives a baffled shrug. “Turns out he’s actually good with kids? Like, really good? Anyway, she wanted to explore on her own first, and I figured, hey, might as well get a head start on work while she’s having fun.”
Well. Miles is no more fond of paperwork than the next person, even if he does recognize its necessity, so he motions for Wright to pull up a chair and join him, though he does comment, “I’d have thought you’d want to avoid this portion of the job.”
He gets an honest laugh in response. “You kidding? As far as I’m concerned, Trucy’s not the only one on vacation here – this is my vacation from not-getting-to-do-legal-stuff! I mean, yeah, paperwork, yuck, but…” his grin turns rueful, “If I’m honest, I kinda went to law school on a whim. Lots of good intentions, but I never once thought about what I’d do after confronting you, you know? Or maybe I thought afterwards I’d just go back to theatre at the time and I’m just forgetting – I don’t know.
“Only it turned out I really love practicing law. When I was a kid I didn’t really get what you saw in it – admired the hell out of you, but I didn’t get it. I think I do now. And I’m really glad I got to be part of it, and I can’t wait to go back to it full-time!”
Something about Wright’s expression makes Miles think of his father, and also himself when he was small and idealistic. The memories feel more comfortable than they have in years for some reason; perhaps because recently he’s been seeing that same passion for the legal system in the mirror again lately. He shoves a stack of papers at Wright with a slight grin.
“We’ll see how that lasts in the face of grunt work – you can’t fill anything out at the moment, but go over these cases and arrange them in order of importance, highest to lowest.”
To his credit, Wright lasts an hour before the quiet grumbling starts. And then he claims that grumbling is part of the paperwork process, Edgeworth, and if you try and make me stop I will fight you, right here, right now, I will throw down, Edgeworth (ridiculous man).
…it’s good to be in the same country as this man again, though, he’s missed being able to casually snark at each other like this without the limitations of technology impeding them, missed sharing a space with someone he so trusts, missed Wright...
...he's missed Wright.
Somehow this is less of a shock than it probably should be…
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Trucy trails in just as the sun’s beginning to dip, looking tired but very pleased with herself. She’s also acquired a monocle somewhere, and proceeds to explain what it is to Wright, who very gamely acts as though this is his first time ever seeing one, then insists that he wants to hear her explanation when Trucy accuses him of humouring her. At this point Miles is frankly less worried about how she got the funds to purchase the thing (because ‘Trucy has money’ seems simply a fact of life at this point) and more baffled at where she managed to find a monocle in Little Stoak, Midsumer, as it’s not a particularly touristy town…
And, in spite of her intentions, the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto have to wait for another night for their stories to be told as, between the plane rides, airports, and her excursion, Trucy is half asleep before she finishes her supper, and winds up needing to be carried to bed.
Notes:
Fun fact: every time Miles lends someone a handkerchief in this fic, unless it is specifically stated that it gets returned, he doesn’t get it back – he gets distracted by what’s going on and forgets it until the next time he needs it or he’s emptying his pockets that night.
Chapter 23
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“You couldn’t resist putting me in a vest, could you?”
“A waistcoat, and it looks better if our levels of formality are closer.”
“Uh-huh. What’s the shiny grey strip of cloth for?”
“You tie it as you would a necktie – the result is wider and more elegant.”
Miles turns back to the kitchen table and his newspaper, Trucy attacking a bowl of cereal across from him, while down the hallway Wright puts on a suit for the first time since last August, a rich brown affair of a similar cut to Miles’s own. The man had kicked up a fuss initially upon discovering that Miles had actually acquired not one suit as he must have assumed but three, on the grounds that Miles had promised ‘proper court attire’ and wearing the same clothes for two days in a row is emergency procedure, not a fact of life. For once Miles has the opportunity to ensure Wright actually looks like the professional he is, and that is not a thing to be ignored. Speaking of which-
“There is a jar to the left of the bathroom sink you’ll likely wish to make use of before we go, by the way.”
“Jar?” Footsteps trace Wright’s path, followed by a pause, then a shriek, then a thundering down the hallway that ends with Wright draped in the kitchen doorway, practically glowing, and brandishing the jar in question.
“HAIR GEL!!! You got me hair gel, you beautiful man, I love you!” he plants a resounding kiss on the jar, then sprints off again, presumably for the bathroom mirror, “Yeah, gonna have proper spikes again!” trailing over his shoulder.
“…couldn’t having going in with looking like a bird’s nest…” Miles manages to get out, belated and far too quiet for Wright to hear. The room feels unusually warm all of a sudden, and the list of potential reasons for why this could be is forming in his mind much more slowly than it should. Also, Trucy has paused in her inhalation of breakfast to stare at him in a considering manner. “Is, ah, is there something on your mind?”
“Hm? Oh, nope!” she grins and has another spoonful of cereal, “Can I tell you about the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto tonight?”
“I see no reason you shouldn’t.” This, at least, he is on steady ground with – indeed, in the days that have passed since he first learned of them, he has found his curiosity has grown in this regard. The young magician before him is both immensely creative and intelligent, if not the best artist yet, and he finds himself interested to see how her concepts hold up to the original. It can’t be any worse than that one spin-off series at the very least, not that it should be counted as a series at all, character assassination and slander more like-
“Great!” she beams, interrupting his displeased thoughts, “There’s a theatre in town, did you know? They’re doing Robin Hood – I’m going to their matinee production today!”
“Oh?” Miles had been under the vague assumption that she would be accompanying himself and Wright, at least for the first few days. An incorrect assumption it now seems.
“Yup! Daddy’s gonna need a few days to get settled in, I don’t wanna embarrass him by coming in while he’s getting back into the swing of things – it doesn’t do for children to see too many of their parents’ flaws, you know,” she adds in the tone of one imparting great wisdom.
Miles can’t help chuckle at this. “As frustrating as they may be, that man’s flaws are part of his charm; I doubt I would attempt to overlook them if I could.”
“…you’re a lot nicer about Daddy when he’s not around.”
Miles huffs and partially retreats back behind his newspaper. “That is because I am a cruel man.”
Trucy’s spoon halts halfway to her mouth, then slowly lowers as she stares at him in shock. “You… really believe that, don’t you?”
An odd way to put it. “I do my best to acknowledge my own shortcomings. How can I find the truth in court if I cannot even find it in myself?”
For some reason this just makes her lower lip tremble before she shoves away from the table and stomps over to shove an angry finger in his face. “You’re wrong! You’re not mean, you’re really nice, you just try and hide it!”
Unexpected. Setting aside his paper, Miles folds his hands on the table before him. “Your evidence?”
“You’re always there for Daddy and me when we really need you, and you make time to talk to us even though you’re really busy and time zones make it complicated, and you don’t talk down to me even though I’m a kid, and,” she gulps air, probably not even noticing how her usual mask has slipped enough to let genuine emotions start to trickle out, “And you don’t hit when you’re mad or lie about important things and yeah, you say mean things to Daddy, but he does it back, and if it looks like you’re actually hurting each other you both stop and- and Daddy trusts you, and you trust him, and I trust you too, and I don’t trust mean people, so there!”
There is a fire, a certainty, in her eyes that somehow hurts to see directed at himself in this manner, and he is forced to look away. “I’m afraid we much agree to disagree on this.”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT! DADDY!!!”
“Yup?” Wright must have been already approaching because suddenly he’s right there in the kitchen doorway, fully dressed and looking quite sharp for reasons that have only partially to do with his freshly-gelled hair.
Trucy points angrily at Miles. “Tell Mr. Edgeworth that he’s a nice man and you trust him!”
“Eh, I don’t know about nice,” Wright wrinkles his nose, “Not gonna lie, he can be super mean-”
At least one of them is sensible, even if it hurts a bit-
“-but, he is probably one of the best people I know – past and present.” He grins in the face of Miles’s now steadily-warming cheeks, “And of course I trust you, Edgeworth – why did you think you were the first person I called after that trial? Now come on, I don’t want to be late to work!”
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After a start to the day like that, the rest is positively mundane. Miles leads Wright to the local prosecutors’ office, ensures his paperwork and pass are in order, and then they spend the rest of the day following the rather dull procedures the legal system is comprised of between the excitement of trials. The morning, then afternoon, pass quietly, with minimal grumbling even in the face of paperwork.
Trucy is lying on the wall outside the cottage when they return, staring up at the sky, bowler derby held lightly on her chest. “You were right, Daddy – the sky really is a different colour here than in Los Tokyo!”
The evening is spent listening to Trucy tell about her day, and finally about the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto. The Salmon Sorceress, who makes lies vanish and the truth appear with the aid of the Guarding Ninja, who protects the innocent from within the shadows, and the Legal Samurai, who vanquishes the wicked by starlight. With them sometimes are the Mauve Mystic, who battles evil with the aid of her ancestors, and the Plum Priestess, defender of pure hearts in love.
“Pearl thinks the Mauve Mystic and the Guarding Ninja are gonna end up together,” Trucy confides at this point, “But that’s not happening.”
“It’s not?” Miles asks curiously.
“No,” Wright answers before Trucy can, tone flat, “He sees her like a kid sister, and she sees him as some sort of best friend/minion. It would be weird.”
“Very weird,” Trucy agrees, then goes on to explain about the villains of Neo Olde Kyoto, the Lurkers. “No one knows who they are or how big their group is, and they can make good guys look like bad guys,” she explains, “That’s why they’re so hard to fight – you can’t be sure if you’re fighting an actual bad guy or someone with a temporary corruption.”
“Hence the need for more than two heroes?” Miles posits, remembering just in time that the Iron Infant isn’t introduced until the sequel series, and Trucy’s still only on season four.
“Exactly!” she beams at him, “That’s why the Salmon Sorceress needs the Guarding Ninja, too – he can go into the shadows after the Lurkers, and he can tell if someone’s a Lurker or just corrupted if he gets close enough! But he needs the Salmon Sorceress to deal with them, and the Legal Samurai to keep them occupied long enough for him to use his ability.”
She’s actually thought about how they, or, rather, her ‘characters’ work as a team, impressive. However Miles can’t help glancing at Wright as he comments, “As a ninja, shouldn’t he be able to finish off anyone he gets close to on his own?”
“Nope,” Wright answers before Trucy can, faint amusement in his expression, “The Lurkers stole his ancestral jade swords, and he’s vowed never to use another blade until he gets them back, and he can’t use most of his fancy moves without them. That’s how he met the Salmon Sorceress – he heard about her magic and was hoping she could make his swords reappear.”
“But the Lurkers have them too well hidden,” Trucy adds, “So they’re teaming up to stop them and help save the city!”
“Interesting,” Miles concedes, “But how does the Legal Samurai fit into this? In that world samurai are wary of the mystical arts of other paths, and they dislike ninja. Why would he work with them?”
“…isn’t the Pink Princess magic?”
“In a way, but that’s because she uses a different variation of the samurai path – she follows Wood whereas the Steel Samurai follows Metal – but they still both technically follow the same path, as opposed to that of a mystic or a ninja. It’s not mentioned in the show in detail,” he concedes, “But it is a factor behind how their fighting styles and special moves are created and choreographed, along with those of other characters.” There’s a rather interesting supplemental book that was published on the subject, and Miles would probably still read it frequently if he didn’t have it mostly memorized at this point.
“Oh.” To her credit, it only takes Trucy a few minutes to think of a solution to this. “Well, at first he joins them because he has to – he’s the last samurai in Neo Olde Kyoto, the Lurkers have gotten rid of all the others, and he can’t fight them all by himself! But eventually he gets to like them, because they’re a good team and he’s lonely, since all the other samurai are gone.” She sends him a nervous look. “Does that work?”
Miles considers, mentally reviewing his knowledge of how the Steel Samurai world works. “I see no reason it shouldn’t – providing that the Guarding Ninja is honourable, of course.”
“Of course – that’s why the Lurkers stole his swords!” she exclaims, then dives into some impressively complex backstory involving the Guarding Ninja’s clan and the Mauve Mystic’s family, along with the temple the Plum Priestess guards. The Lurkers, it is revealed, are disrupting the spiritual world as well as the physical one, which is how Maya and Pearl’s characters are involved in the story Trucy is telling. Given the level of accuracy with which she is matching canon information of the subjects involved, Miles suspects that Maya, at least, has had a hand in the creation of all this, since the more mystical aspects of the universe aren’t really explored until season six. It is… oddly entertaining. There are flaws, places it doesn’t quite fit with canon, or even itself, yet it’s Wright who finally points out the lateness of the hour and insists on calling it a night.
“Nerds,” he grins, gathering up his daughter in spite of her sleepy protests.
“And yet, you remained for the whole conversation and even participated,” Miles counters, though with unhidden amusement.
“What can I say? My little girl knows how to tell a good story,” he winks, “And ninjas are cool.”
“Not as cool as samurai.”
“Hey, let’s be honest, we all know sorceresses are the coolest, right, glowworm?” the young magician mumbles a strong affirmative into Wright’s shoulder and the man sticks his tongue out teasingly. “The defense rests. G’night, Edgeworth.”
“Good night, Wright, Trucy.”
Miles and Wright hadn’t really exchanged good nights in Germany. It’s rather nice.
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The next day is much the same, save that Trucy insists on taking a picture of Miles and Wright before they leave (“I meant to yesterday, but I forgot!”). A quiet day of paperwork, followed by hearing of Trucy’s day at supper and for a bit afterwards.
“Kinda surprised they have you doing this,” Wright comments at lunch, “I mean, this feels like the sort of thing you have a rookie cover, so they can get some easy experience in, not the King of Prosecutors.”
“That was one year, and it was non-consensual,” Miles glowers at him, then relents when the man holds his hands up in surrender, “This area… has a reputation, and their own lead prosecutor is currently in hospital with surgery. My being here is a… precaution, in the event that a case comes up a rookie would be unable to handle. And close your mouth, you’re an outlier, you don’t count.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment. But, still. I mean… you’re you. This feels like overkill.”
Miles heroically does not roll his eyes, instead turning to his next stack of documents. “Please consider this: unlike you, I actually do full background and detail checks on the cases I’m assigned, as opposed to taking them on nothing but a whim and a prayer. Knowing this about me, please consider also the fact that, after accepting this assignment, I decided the best course of action was to try and ensure I had you at my side for the duration of it. Now, what does that tell you about this area?”
“…that I should probably brush up on British legal procedure when we get back to the cottage tonight?”
“It would be advisable, yes.”
“…do you always work through lunch?”
No, he used to, but in recent years he’s been allowing himself half an hour’s contemplation more often than not. Sometimes he listens to music or reads a novel. It keeps his colour vision truer. Today, however, he prefers to find solace in routine paperwork rather than risk having his media choices mocked. Again. “I do as I feel necessary, Wright.”
The man rolls his eyes but leaves him to it, and does spend the evening on his laptop, hopping around various legal databases that he presumably finds helpful. He must make some mention of their conversation to Trucy, however, as she shows up to the office at lunchtime the following day. Indeed, the week is progressing quite smoothly, in spite of Miles’s and the Little Stoak office’s concerns. Wright might not be fond of paperwork, but he’s being diligent enough, and Trucy, if she’s to be believed, is charming her way through town like some scamp from an old-fashioned children’s story. It’s enough to lower Miles’s guard to the point that Friday catches him completely by surprise.
Notes:
Fun fact: Maya made up the Mauve Mystic years ago, and was actually the one who inspired Trucy to create Neo Olde Kyoto in the first place.
Chapter 24
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Staring at the ceiling of his cell in Little Stoak’s jailhouse, Miles considers how events had come to this. There had been an exhibit opening at the local art museum that Trucy and Wright had both been interested in attending, and a small art fair to celebrate it in the local park. Miles had given Wright today as one of his allotted two days off so that he could attend the opening with his daughter, then taken advantage of the man’s absence to take a slightly extended lunch break and slip out with his photography satchel to get the picture he’s been itching to take on that nice section of wall. Fifteen minutes to the cottage to acquire his things, fifteen for photography, fifteen to get back, and a sandwich eaten in-transit. Perfect.
Except he’d ended up taking longer than he intended and having to take his photography satchel with him back to the office, and then simply brought it along when he went to meet the Wrights at the fair after work. He’d set his satchel down at one point after finding them, picked it back up a short time later, gone to catch up with the Wrights again-
-and someone had shouted, “There, it’s him, in the red suit, one of the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves!”
He’d had just enough time to get out, “It’s wine you plebian,” before it had been revealed that his satchel was not, in fact, his satchel anymore, because his had had his camera supplies and Steel Samurai figure in it, not several carefully-wrapped statuettes from the new museum exhibit. Then had come the arresting. His phone call to Wright – in order to both alert the man of his predicament and have him inform the prosecutors’ office as well – had garnered the response, “Don’t worry, Edgeworth, I’ll gather some evidence and we’ll have you out of there in no time!”
And he’d hung up before Miles could tell him not to, or remind him that he has even less authority to investigate crime scenes than he usually does, or point out that he doesn’t even know the proper British legal procedures for such things.
So now Miles is stuck in jail when simply having Wright vouch for him would have meant they could both be out investigating together. He’ll just have to wait and see how things turn out-
There is a clink of a door opening, two sets of footsteps approaching the cells, and Miles sits up to see Wright, neatly dressed in one of his new suits, get escorted in and-
…locked in the cell across from Miles. They both sit in silence as the officer leaves again, and Wright is the one to break it.
“So,” he says, a considering expression on his face, “That happened.”
“Forget you’re not actually allowed on crime scenes without me in this country?” Miles challenges crossly.
“Uh, actually got mistaken for a ‘handsome gentleman thief’ for some reason,” Wright rubs the back of his neck in grinning embarrassment, “No idea where they got that from!”
Miles gives him a once-over, then admits, “No, actually, that makes a certain amount of sense – you’re a stranger around here, and if they mistook me for one I can see why they would think you were one as well, even if you are in brown instead of their signature red.” While it could use a few touches to make it a truly proper fit, the brown suit does elevate Wright’s appearance by several social classes and, while unconventional, he is undeniably handsome.
And also blushing rather hard right now for some reason – perhaps embarrassment over having been mistaken for a thief? With the events of April 2019 being what they are, Miles can see how being taken for a criminal might strike a nerve.
“I merely mean that you look quite well in your current attire,” he offers in apology, “Not that you have the look of a thief to you.”
Oddly enough, this just makes Wright turn redder, though he manages to squeak out, “Thank-you!”
There is mutual silence for a few minutes where Wright avoids eye contact and Miles privately observes that red rather suits the man. This is not the topic at hand, though, so… “Dare I ask how you managed to get mistaken for a thief?”
This illogically seems to be safer ground, as Wright turns to face him with a frustrated expression. “That’s the thing – I don’t know! After you called I went back to the cottage to get your passport – official ID, definitive evidence, you know? But you don’t have it anywhere obvious and it felt weird to go rooting through your stuff, so I figured I’d just put on a suit and see if I could talk them into believing that you’re you! Except I’d only just said more than hello when they went ‘he’s a gentleman thief too, get him!’ And, well,” he shrugs, “Here we are.”
Miles stands up and walks closer to the bars. “That can’t be right-”
“I’m always Wright!”
“Stop that, you know what I meant! But what on earth did you say?!”
“I dunno! Just, ‘Hi, I’m here to see about my ac-’” the man’s eyes bug out, then rise to meet Miles’s as he slaps a hand over his mouth before, in a shocking twist, he starts to laugh, “Holy crap, Edgeworth, I walked into the friggin’ police station and told them, ‘Hi, I’m here to see about my accomplice’s arrest!’” he laughs harder, “I can’t believe I said that!”
Miles feels his jaw go slack, then, he can’t help it, he puts his face in one hand and begins to laugh as well. “Wright, you absolute idiot!”
“Objection, it’s your fault for using all those fancy words around me all the time,” Wright retorts, still laughing, “I’m impressionable!”
“You mean ridiculous,” Miles shoots back, but he also can’t stop laughing.
“You are so mean,” Wright complains, but it takes quite some time before either of them can speak again without at least chuckling.
“What about Trucy?” Miles asks once he is properly able, “I assume you used your phone call to alert her as to what happened?” because heaven forbid that man do the sensible thing and call the prosecutors’ office, the place that could get them out of here.
“Yup. And she’s okay,” the man reassures him, “She said you gave her an emergency contact for over here in case something happened to both of us-”
He keeps going, but all former mirth with the situation for Miles vanishes because oh. Oh no. That- This- It is the appropriate course of action for Trucy to take, but the results could be potentially catastrophic, he had expected that she wouldn’t need to use it, or, that if she did, it would be in the event of a situation far more dire than this…
“-worth? Edgeworth? You okay over there?” Wright has comes to stand by the bars of his own cell with a concerned expression. “You’ve gone pale. Paler than usual, I mean. Really, I’m just glad Trucy had someone to ask for help with about all this, to be honest, I’m glad you had her back.”
Miles gives a hollow laugh. “I’d withhold judgement until you have all the evidence, Wright, I really would.”
“Huh?”
“Wait another hour or so and you’ll see what I mean.”
“What?! Edgeworth, what’s going on, what’s happening?!?”
Miles folds his arms and goes to lie back down again with his back to Wright. “We’re going to find out if a man can actually die of humiliation, that’s what’s happening.”
Notes:
The Handsome Gentleman Thieves aren’t actually my creation – they come from the Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations manga, volume two to be specific! Edgeworth got mistaken for one of them in there, too, and that just… I just need that to haunt him for the rest of his life, okay? If you can get your hands on that manga, check it out, it’s a fun case. If you can’t, all you need to know about these art thieves is that there’s five of them, they wear red tuxedos while making their thefts, and they really do behave like gentlemen, from having beautiful manners to doing small home repairs on the places they rob.
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Wright tries to pester the answer out of him, but Miles is resolute in the face of interrogation, and eventually the other man gives up. They wait without speaking.
At long last, the door to the cells is opened and three pairs of footsteps enter – a scampering patter accompanied by the cry of “DADDY!” as Trucy materializes herself at the bars of Wright’s cell, an unfamiliar pair of footsteps that is presumably the supervising constable, and an all-too-familiar click-click-click of heels that sends terror through courtrooms and crime scenes around the world and stop in front of Miles, where he has come to stand by the bars of his own cell, arms folded.
“Miles Edgeworth.”
“Franziska.”
She’s gone back to wearing fitted trousers again since they last met in person, he idly notes as they stare at each other, along with that new style of vest Miss Andrews had recommended to her, the one based on an old-fashioned frock coat. Sleek and dangerous but with flair, just as she likes.
“These are them, Miss von Karma,” the accompanying constable announces, catching up before either sibling can say anything more, “The Handsome Gentlemen Thieves we’ve apprehended so far!”
Miles schools his face carefully blank in response to how his sister has to repress a smile at that. “You know this is not the case, Franziska. If you would be so good as to inform the constable that we are who we say we are, I have encountered at least one of these men before and would prefer to strike while the iron is hot.”
The instant he says it Miles realizes his mistake, but it’s much too late for that, Franziska’s eyes are positively glowing. “Yes, you have encountered them before… and failed to apprehend them. The Handsome Gentlemen Thieves are of great interest to Interpol.”
“Franziska…” he growls, tone warning, but this just sets her to actively smirking.
“So, what d’you want to do with ‘em, Miss?” the constable asks, “Interpol has jurisdiction on the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves, and we ‘ave it on the Museum. Should we let ‘em go, since you seem to know ‘em?”
“No,” Franziska announces, glittering with grand triumph, “We cannot rule out their being imposters entirely, and even if they are who they claim to be, this pair has a reputation for foolishness that defies natural law. It would be best to leave them here for the extent of the investigation.”
“WHAT?!? You can’t- Franziska, I have work tomorrow!” Miles finds his hands on the bars of his cell, but cannot bring himself to care, because she can’t be serious-!
With absolute seriousness, Franziska reaches up and pats his cheek patronizingly. “Do not worry – big sister will sort everything out. Come, Trucy Wright, we have work to do!” she turns with a swirl of her vest and strides off, Trucy squirting after her.
“Bye, Daddy, don’t worry, Mr. Edgeworth – Wright and von Karma are on the case!”
“FRANZISKA!” Miles bellows after her, is ignored, and bangs on the bars of his cell before turning to pace and mutter to himself in German, because of course, of course she did, he should have seen this coming, and of course she likely won’t inform the prosecutors’ office because they’d get him released, and this is going to look so irresponsible to his superiors-
“Franziska von Karma.”
“Was?” he turns to Wright and it takes a moment to remember to switch back to English. “What?”
Wright is looking at him with an expression of absolute horror. “You gave Trucy Franziska von Karma’s phone number as an emergency contact?!? Are you insane?!”
Of all the- “Who else’s number do you suggest I have given her?!”
“I don’t know, someone sane, who won’t potentially hit her with a whip?!?”
“She would never-”
“She’s almost gotten me loads of times! Has gotten me on some memorable occasions!”
“Trucy is a child!”
It’s an explosion of an argument, hot and angry, neither of them really listening to each other by the end. Miles is fairly sure he switches to German at one point, simply because Franziska is on his mind and that’s the language the two of them usually converse with each other in. It’s not a mistake he usually makes, but not even Wright gets to imply that his sister would attack a child. Like actual explosions, however, the argument dies almost as swiftly as it begins, leaving them both red-faced and panting, glaring at each other.
“If you don’t trust her, fine. But would you dare try and harm something under her protection?” And he spins on his heel and goes back to the cot in his cell, flopping down on it, because Wright doesn’t have sole claim on being a dramatic bastard. There is a creak as Wright presumably goes and settles on his own cot, and for a while things are quiet.
“…I know Franziska won’t hurt Trucy.”
The words are soft, subdued, but enough that Miles rolls over so he can watch Wright. The man is sitting hunched on the edge of his cot, but he keeps talking after he sees Miles’s eyes on him.
“She scares the hell out of me, but she’s not… bad. And you’re right about her protecting stuff – even de Killer didn’t try getting close to her.”
Miles sits up, hands loosely folded between his knees. “My sister is a terrifying woman,” he concedes, “But she is more… careful than most probably believe. Whips are vicious weapons, for all that they are considered non-lethal. She trained for more than a year before she began to carry one in public, to ensure she would only hit what she intended to.”
“She’s hit me a few times!”
“Then those were the times she intended to hit you,” Miles shrugs, “I did not say she was kind, merely careful. And you still returned her whip to me, knowing I would almost certainly return it to her.”
It’s Wright’s turn to shrug. “Franziska without her whip felt… weird. And, um…” he gets a little shifty, then admits, “She can’t actually reach me in the defense if I take a step back from the bar. It’s still scary as hell, though.”
Miles considers this for a moment, then reveals, “She has stopped striking people entirely since she joined Interpol, save in self-defense. She decided it was sloppy, and also more impressive if she did not need to make contact.”
“Oh. Huh.” The man across from him chews the new information over for a moment, then offers a conspiratorial grin. “And the real reason?”
The answering grin is surprisingly involuntary. “I cannot say for sure, but I believe she has come to the conclusion that she prefers scaring people to actually hurting them.”
Wright snorts a laugh. “I can sort of see that.”
“You expected deeper sentiment from her? Please, Wright,” Miles straightens a little and puts a hand to his own chest, “Everyone knows I’m the sensitive, emotional one in my family.”
“…that’s horrifying. Oh god, wait, that’s true, that’s even more horrifying!” he sticks his tongue out when Miles laughs at him, then drops back into a more serious mien. “She’ll really keep Trucy safe? Take care of her?”
“I wouldn’t have given Trucy her number if I didn’t think so,” Miles assures, “And she wouldn’t have brought your daughter down here with her if she did not intend to follow through on the request, nor given indication that she will be allowing Trucy to assist in the investigation.”
“Okay,” Wright finally looks reassured, then his brows knit, “She was serious about that?”
“Franziska was a barred lawyer at age thirteen. Of all the people we both know, she understands most what it is to be young and intelligent and overlooked because of your age. It is doubtful she will underestimate your daughter more than once.”
“Good point, I-”
“Lights out, gentlemen!”
A moment before Miles can process this the lights in the holding area are switched off, leaving them in darkness. Unsurprising, upon consideration, it was getting late when Miles was arrested and it’s been hours since then. There’s nothing to stop them from conversing, but it’s been a long day, so he opts to prepare for sleep instead. They took his belt when he was brought in, along with everything in his pockets, so it’s just jacket, waistcoat, and jabot to be removed. An advantage of being the only two in holding, it’s also safe to take his shoes off. Briefly he considers discarding his button-up to sleep in undershirt and trousers, but that’s a step too casual, even if Wright will probably be the only one to see him beyond the officers monitoring the video feed. Honestly (horrifyingly), this is probably his most comfortable stay in prison thus far – the cot is decent enough and there are no inmates who feel the need to cat-call the ‘fallen’ prosecutor…
“Um, Edgeworth? What are you doing over there?”
“Preparing for bed, of course. What else would I be doing?”
“Right, right, of course, you’re just sounding kind of… rustly.”
“…suits are made for daytime wear, not night.”
“What?!?”
“You are aware that fabric crumples if slept on, are you not?” Honestly, what in the world could that man-
“You’re stripping?!?”
The penny drops and Miles feels his entire head go bright scarlet. “Only my jacket and waistcoat you- you-!” English insults really don’t feel strong enough in this situation and, given the day it’s been, Miles allows himself the luxury of yelling at Wright a bit in German, specifically Anwaltsstadt’s local dialect, they have some rather good legal insults there.
“Okay, okay, sorry!” the other man quickly surrenders, “I should have known you wouldn’t do that, it’s been a weird day!”
“Hmph!” Miles gets beneath his blanket, then, after a minute’s internal debate, decides he’s probably going to sleep badly enough tonight anyway without guaranteeing he’ll be thrashing around for the duration, and opts to use a corner of blanket to cushion his head and hug the provided pillow to his chest. The sounds of Wright making his own nighttime preparations drift over while he is arranging himself comfortably.
“Good night, Edgeworth.”
“…good night, Wright.”
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He sleeps poorly, but only wakes from nightmares twice, so that’s an improvement on last time, at least.
…though ‘sleeping well while incarcerated’ is honestly not high on the list of issues he’s working to solve as, really, he’d far prefer to simply stop getting arrested and have it become a non-issue…
Chapter 26
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Morning brings natural light through the window of Wright’s cell, ensuring that Miles wakes first and is able to rise and remake the cot before the other man sees him. His shirt and trousers are hopelessly crumpled, but redonning the rest of his clothes makes him feel better – day-old they may be, but at least they look fairly tidy. It would be nice if he could switch to his spare jabot, but that’s with his belt, phone, and other personal items he generally keeps on him, in a bin or ziplock bag back somewhere in the station. A touch of his own face while doing his best to tidy his hair without a comb brings a wince – even nicer than a fresh jabot would be a razor, nothing quite ruins an attempt at professionalism like stubble.
At least his hair is more manageable than Wright’s and, after decades of being worn in the same style, tends to fall into it naturally as long as it is untangled. Speaking of Wright, the man is just beginning to stir when a new constable, a red-headed fellow, comes in with breakfast, which he slides into their respective cells via slots at the base of the doors. “Morning, gentlemen! Slept well, I hope?”
Wright lets out a mumbled something and stretches. It is now apparent that he had chosen merely to unbutton his waistcoat and loosen his neckwear and collar for the night, jacket draped as an extra blanket and even his shoes still on. Combined with the mess his hair currently is, he looks nothing so much as a man who had spent a rousing night on the town and been brought in to sleep it off. Disgraceful.
…disgraceful yet also oddly hard to look away from as the man shambles over to retrieve his food and mumble genially if incomprehensibly at the constable.
The policeman laughs. “Constable Scalion, sir, at your service, and at least one of you is in a decent mood this morning! I’ll be back in half an hour for the dishes, and to escort you to the facilities. Enjoy!”
Miles gives a stiff nod of acknowledgement and Wright finally manages some actual, recognizable words of agreement, and the constable vanishes back into the police station. An examination of his tray reveals a bowl of oatmeal, a glass of water, and an apple. …he’s not fond of oatmeal, unless you mix it with eggs or something similar it simply doesn’t have enough protein to make it a worthwhile start to the day. Also it’s gloppy and disgusting, but that doesn’t affect its nutritional qualities-
“Hey, Edgeworth.”
Glad to be distracted from the contemplation of his breakfast, Miles turns his attention to Wright. “Yes?”
The man is standing at the bars of his cell, holding a banana and looking hopeful. “Trade you? I like apples better.”
“While I am not adverse to this, there are the trifling matters of two walls of bars and seven feet of walkway between us.”
“Please,” is the laughing response, “We’ve thrown evidence and stuff to each other in court loads of times, and that’s way farther! Besides, I’m taking the bigger risk here – it’s always more of a problem if you drop an apple than a banana.”
“Fair enough.” Setting his tray aside, Miles rises and moves closer, aiming carefully. “Then take that.”
He tosses, carefully, and Wright has to lean a little sideways, but he catches it, holding his prize aloft in triumph, then making good on his half of the trade. “Take that!”
The man is a klutz, but his aim is good – Miles doesn’t even have to lean.
“Woo! Thanks, Edgeworth!”
Chopped with a spoon and mixed with the oatmeal, the banana will make breakfast vaguely more palatable, so, “My gratitude as well, Wright.”
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The morning passes slowly once breakfast is complete. When one doesn’t have concerns over being sentenced to death or long-term incarceration, prison is actually quite dull. If he’s honest, one of the main concerns on Miles’s mind at the moment is where his photography satchel has gotten to. Is it in the fair’s lost and found booth? Does one of the real Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have it? Will Miles ever see it again? The satchel and its contents are nothing that cannot be replaced or of true value – he could even get a figure with better articulation than the one he currently has, but…
…but he doesn’t want a new figure, or even an exact copy of the same one. He wants his Steel Samurai figure that he’s had for nearly years and helped return his colour vision and his camera and his satchel, with the little wear marks and stains it has accrued over time-
-and the world is actually looking a little dimmer at this prospect, that is not acceptable, so he forcibly pulls himself from these thoughts (though not after making a mental note to find a solution once he’s no longer in a cell (drat it, he’s going to have to talk to Dr. Heilen about this, isn’t he?)). Wright generally makes everything brighter with his mere presence, so Miles refocuses on him. While his waistcoat is rebuttoned, he’s made no other attempts to tidy up, which is something of a surprise – while he doesn’t dress to Miles’s standards when left to his own devices, he does generally try to be neat. “Not even going to straighten your hair, Wright?”
“No,” is the flat reply, “I slept with the gel in – acknowledging its current state is a path that leads only to pain and heartbreak. At least let me pretend it hasn’t gone feral on me.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“…huh, you actually believe that. Thanks, Edgeworth.”
“What?” his eyes drift down to Wright’s hands as a flash of green light leaks between his fingers. “How do you still have that?!”
Wright raises his arms in a baffled shrug. “No idea! They just… kinda overlooked it? Which is weird, you’d think more people would be interested in a glowing green rock. I should probably ask Maya about that.” He holds the magatama up to consider it, then tucks it away again. “And I should definitely stop using it as a fidget toy, that’s a bad habit. Probably a bad habit. Actually I have no idea if it’s a bad habit or not.”
“Given that it’s a mystical artifact with unknown properties, I would say yes, bad idea.”
This gets him a look of surprise. “So, wait, you actually believe in the magatama’s powers? I kinda figured you were just humouring me.”
Miles spreads his hands. “I’ve had opportunity to both examine it and experience its effects myself – there is no reason to be contrary on the subject. Besides, I have given indication before that I believed in it.”
“Yeah, but I never really thought about it until now,” Wright replies, “And you still don’t believe in Maya and Pearls’s abilities, and you’ve seen them first-hand, too!”
“That is… different.”
“I don’t see a difference.”
Looking away, Miles feels his hand moving to grip his arm of its own accord. “Spend fifteen years terrified that you killed your own father, and your perspective on what follows life changes. The thought that there is nothing more is not a horror – it is a relief. A comfort that you will never have to confront those you have wronged.”
“…oh. Oh crap. I mean I- Edgeworth-”
He holds up a hand, stalling the coming tide of words. “That was my view then. Now… I don’t know. Something happens when they ‘channel spirits,’ that I can’t deny and… it would be nice to think that he is somewhere peaceful. I can say that much.”
The silence that follows is awkward, and Miles is uncertain how to break it – this is not a subject he wishes to discuss further, however now that it has been brought up it’s hard to think about anything else-
“I’ve never seen you with facial hair before.”
“What?”
“Facial hair,” Wright gestures to his own chin, clearly clinging to this topic with a desperation born of really not wanting to return to the prior topic, “You’re always clean-shaven, even during… you know.”
“The time I was incarcerated on suspect of murder?” Miles supplies drily.
The man winces. “Yeah. That. I sort of figured it just wasn’t something you had to deal with.”
“No,” Miles allows a touch of fondness to creep into his tone, “Gumshoe brought me some toiletries, including shaving supplies. He can be quite considerate at times.”
“Yeah, he’s a nice guy. You ever think about growing a beard or something?”
Yes, once, when he’d been young and trying to look older; he’d managed to grow a tidy mustache and goatee, promptly realized it made him look like a super villain, and been clean-shaven ever since. “…it is not a look that suits me.”
“Fair enough.”
“Not that my current predicament is one you seem to share,” Miles adds, glancing a touch enviously at Wright’s still smooth jaw.
“One of the advantages of having Asian heritage,” the man grins, smug, “Lack of facial hair.”
“You don’t have to shave at all?” That’s just unfair.
“No, it grows… sort of. Just really slowly.”
Miles narrows his eyes. “How slowly?”
The grin is now a smirk. “I have to shave about once every three days.”
…so that’s how he can pull off as many hijinks as he does during trials without ending up all scruffy. “That is disgustingly convenient.”
Wright puts his hands behind his head and beams. “I know!”
Miles comforts himself with the fact that at least his hair behaves itself without the addition of product.
Chapter 27
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Lunch is nondescript and fairly inoffensive sandwiches, the afternoon spent vaguely discussing variations between the laws in Europe and the States and even between various European countries. They’re neither of them men used to extended periods of near-total inactivity, and the setting doesn’t help, especially when Miles points out that they are, in fact, on camera, which Wright had somehow missed.
No, the actual event doesn’t come until after supper, the door to the cells opening and, once again, three sets of footsteps entering and Trucy running ahead, though this time she simply hugs Wright through the bars, burying her face in his stomach as best she can while he worriedly asks her what’s wrong.
“I believe I can hazard a guess,” Miles says when Trucy remains quiet, though the person he makes eye contact with is his unusually silent sister, “There has been a- no, there have been several deaths related to the case Wright and I were incarcerated for, all of them under unusual, suspicious circumstances, and, as a result, instead of having us released tonight as you originally intended, we now have to be held until the actual criminals are found.” He folds his arms and glowers. “How is that for a deduction, meine Schwester?”
She snaps her mouth shut with a click and glares back at him. “I was going to have you held until tomorrow.”
“Ah, yes, because of course that was the most important part of my analysis.”
“How could you even know any of that,” she hisses back at him, brandishing her whip, “You have spent the day in a cell!”
He flings his arms wide, “Because this is Midsumer! It simultaneously has the best and worst reputation in all of England and is notorious for cases like this! What did you think I was doing here?!”
“As if I am supposed to understand the workings of your most foolish mind, Miles Edgeworth!”
“Wait, he really is Miles Edgeworth?” the accompanying policewoman cuts in.
“Of course I am!”
“Here, no need to fuss, the Gentlemen have played at being other people before, I’ll have you know! And the Prosecutors’ Office has been looking for you.”
“You know I rather thought that might be the case?!” he snarls, then pulls back and forcibly calms himself. “You wanted to prove you could do what I could not, Franziska? Fine. But the Wrights are only here until next Sunday, and if they miss their plane, well…” he pauses, smirks and wags a finger at her, “That would be very sloppy, wouldn’t it?”
His actions have the desired effect as Franziska goes ramrod straight and bristles. “Miles Edgeworth, I will make you eat those words, you foolish fool of a man!” spinning on one heel, she storms from the cells, calling behind her, “Take what time you need, Trucy Wright, I will be in the evidence locker when you are done!”
The door slams and Miles allows himself a self-satisfied smirk as the Wrights and the constable gape at him. “She’ll have the culprit by Wednesday at the latest.”
“How the bleedin’ hell did you do that, sir?” the constable demands, shock and awe wavering on her face, “She’s been terrorizing the force since she got here – has the bit between her teeth, that one does!”
“We’re siblings,” Miles says simply, “What sort of little brother would I be if I didn’t know how to drive my big sister absolutely mad when I want to?”
To his surprise, this gets him a laugh. “Truer words, sir! Um, seeing as you’re actually a respectable lawyer, and he’s…” she trails off, looking at Wright.
“I’m a prosecutor,” Miles answers the implied question, “Technically he’s a defense attorney.”
“Together, we fight crime!”
“Shut up, Wright.”
“Yes, well, seeing as you’re both here solely due to a bit of tangled red tape, I don’t see why I can’t give a man some private time with his daughter,” she winks at Trucy, “Just don’t let him out, young lady, I heard ‘bout what you did with Scalion’s handcuffs.”
“Okay,” Trucy promises quietly, and the constable gives them both a nod and leaves the three of them alone.
“Hey there, sweetie,” Wright crouches down and ruffles Trucy’s hair under the derby, “You okay? Not everybody’s cut out for murder investigations – you’ll still be my bright-shining Trucy if you decide you want to sit the rest of the case out. I’ll- I’ll even tell Franziska for you, if you want.”
“…can I say something awful?” Trucy asks, not looking at either of them. Her father nods and she continues. “It- it wasn’t that two people died. It- what if they blame you for it? Or Mr. Edgeworth? I don’t know any lawyers over here, what am I supposed to do if-?!”
“Trucy, Trucy, sweetheart, glowworm, listen to me,” Wright puts his hands on her shoulders and stares into her face as she hugs herself, “First of all, I am completely fine. They have us on camera in here, so even if someone wanted to accuse me I have an airtight alibi.
“Second, kiddo,” he pulls her closer again, so their foreheads are almost touching through the bars, “It’s not your job to save me if I do get in trouble. I won’t say you can’t help me if I’m in it, but you’re nine; I’m a grown-up. I’m supposed to take care of you, even if you make that hard sometimes by being so gosh-darn self-sufficient.” She giggles a bit at this, and Wright smiles at her before continuing, “And Franziska von Karma’s on the case – Edgeworth wouldn’t have asked her to take care of you if he didn’t think she was up to the task, right, Edgeworth?”
“Hmph. When it comes to important matters, it pays to accept only the best.”
“That means he cares about you a lot too and wants you to be safe,” Wright whispers conspiratorially, “Translated from Edgeworthese.”
“Excuse me, Edgeworthese-?!?”
However Trucy is giggling and sends him a smile, so he settles for sulking as she turns back to her father. “You promise you’ll be okay?”
Wright holds up one hand, little finger extended. “Super-extra-special pinky promise!”
“Okay then,” she links fingers with him, then turns to Miles and runs over to hold out her hand to him. “You too?”
…why is this his life? Reaching down, Miles reluctantly links little fingers and dully intones, “I super-extra-special pinky promise.”
Unfortunately, instead of smiling, Trucy breaks away from him with a scowl. “You’re lying!”
“Wha- I am not!”
“Yes you are, you’re not being sincere!”
“I am being sincere in my promise to do my utmost to steer clear of both harm and trouble while also being mortified at the format said promise was required to be presented in!” Miles folds his arms and glares.
“…oh.” Trucy bites her lip and looks away. “You are telling the truth. I’m sorry, I- I don’t usually get it wrong. About when people are lying to me. Sorry.”
…dammit, he was trying to reassure her- Well, he’s already thrown away a chunk of his dignity with that ridiculous promise, might as well go the whole way. Straightening, he puts a finger to one temple and strikes a regal pose. “As long as the stars glitter, so shall my heart and blade remain true to this noble quest – so says the Legal Samurai!”
Trucy’s jaw drops, but she’s a performer born, she recovers before Miles can second guess himself and strikes a pose of her own, pulling her hat down so she can peek stealthily from beneath it. “As the sun blazes bright, thus innocence shines forth with the aid of the Salmon Sorceress!”
They exchange a smile, then as one turn to Wright, who folds his arms and looks stubborn. “No.”
“Daddy!”
“Please no.”
“Please yes!”
“Come on, Wright, be a good sport,” Miles adds with a certain malicious glee, since the man had started all this in the first place with that silly phrasing of his own promise.
Wright shoots him a dark look, then caves. Standing straight, he angles himself to present a profile, then turns his head to look at them, one hand held vertically between his eyes. “Let the wicked hide where they like – the truth will be seen!”
Trucy cheers with a bounce and drags her father forward so she can hug him between the bars. “That was great, Daddy!”
“Yeah, yeah, I have seen the show,” he grumbles, “The beatings my dignity takes for you.”
“You don’t have any dignity, Wright.”
“Wha-?! I do so!”
Miles raises an eyebrow, then flings out one arm, finger pointed. “I would like to cross-examine the suspect’s pet-”
“I DID THAT TO LITERALLY SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!”
“And it was much appreciated,” Miles demures, “But not very dignified.”
“Trucy, do me a favour, go smack him for me, I can’t reach.”
“Nuh-uh, no hitting!” tugging him down, Trucy gives her father a kiss on the cheek. “I’m gonna get back to helping Ms. von Karma now – sleep tight, Daddy!”
“Remember, glowworm, bed by ten.”
“Eleven – we’re on vacation and I’m on the case!”
“Fine,” Wright rolls his eyes theatrically, working hard not to smile, “Twist my arm while I’m behind bars and can’t enforce anything.”
“You bet,” she laughs, starts to go, then turns back in a flourish of cape. “Oh! And you sleep well too, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“And you as well when the time is right.”
Notes:
Trucy’s still figuring out the ins and outs of her subtle-body-language reading ability – she messed up with Edgeworth here because she misread his tension and discomfort as him lying as opposed to stemming from doing something he didn’t want to and felt uncomfortable with.
Chapter 28
Notes:
Sur-prise~! This chapter and the last were actually supposed to be one chapter, but it got too big. Thus, an unprecedented two-days-in-a-row update!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
They both watch Trucy go, then Miles returns his attention to Wright. “She has your smile. How?”
He shrugs. “It’s Trucy, I don’t really ask questions about her and body language anymore – unless it’s about how well I’m hiding my tells, I still need to work on that.” Wright returns to his cot and begins straightening the mess of blankets it’s been since that morning.
Miles almost asks Wright why he needs to hide his tells, then catches the man’s eye and shuts his mouth again because oh yes. Kristoph. A dangerous game played against a man willing to destroy another for no discernable reason and who somehow holds immense sway with the Bar Association. It’s distressingly easy to forget all this at times… “Ah yes. And how is that playing out for you?”
“Well, I have yet to lose a game of poker, to there’s that,” Wright sends him a sharp smile, “And birds come home to roost eventually – sooner if they think they’ve found something.”
“That is the way of the world,” Miles agrees, returning to his own cot with no further comment – they are still on camera after all. But Kay thinks she’s found something? Good – she’s been giving Miles vague progress reports, as a fellow Yatagarasu member, but mostly they’ve been in regards to how frustrating this case is – more venting to an understanding ear than reports, really. Whatever else he is, Kristoph is good at covering his tracks.
Conversation drops for the moment, not the sort of silence absent of emotion or mood but a simple lack of words. It remains as they are individually escorted to the facilities again, Wright returning with a thoughtful expression and having made an obvious attempt to get what gel he can out of his hair before it starts matting. He waits until they are alone again before speaking.
“Say, Edgeworth?”
“Yes?”
Wright is seated on the edge of his cot, eyes resting on nothing in particular. “What’s up with you and Franziska?”
“I beg your pardon?!”
“No, nothing bad,” he waves his hands hurriedly, sweat almost visibly appearing on his forehead, “I mean – she always calls you her little brother, and I always thought it was some sort of power play on her part, but you called her your big sister tonight. How come?”
“Oh, is that all?” Miles folds his arms behind his head and leans on them, “The answer to that is really quite simple, Wright.”
“Yeah?” he leans forward.
“Yes. Franziska is the elder sibling.”
Wright falls off his cot with a rather satisfactory flail, then scrambles to the bars. “Oh crap, it’s getting to you, I heard jail can change people- don’t let it get to you, Edgeworth, think of chess-!”
“Do be quiet, there’s no way for me to imply I don’t know you in here,” Miles refolds his arms across his chest, one finger tapping, “And there is a perfectly logical explanation to my statement.”
“Enlighten me,” Wright deadpans.
“It is simple – the eldest sibling is the first born to a family, correct?”
“Yeah…”
“Well, there you have it,” Miles spreads his arms, “Franziska is the firstborn child of our branch of the family, and was a von Karma for two years before I was adopted. Therefore, in spite of my being seven years older, she is the first von Karma sibling and I am the second. An unusual situation, to be sure, but not so complicated as all that.”
“…” maintaining direct eye contact, Wright reaches up with one hand and slaps his own face.
“Wright, what the-?!”
“Sorry,” the man apologizes, “For a minute there it felt like I was back in court talking to a witness.”
“Tch,” Miles scowls and turns away. It doesn’t matter if Wright understands or not – he and Franziska do.
“Hey, come on, don’t be like that,” the man protests, “Seriously, what kind of logic is that?”
He sends one of his darkest courtroom glowers over his shoulder at him. “Ours. The logic of the siblings von Karma, and it is not your place to judge it in this instance.”
“Whoa, okay, geez, settle down,” Wright holds up his hands and leans backwards.
Silence returns, this one overtly resentful.
“…I didn’t know he actually adopted you. I thought you were a ward or something.”
“He didn’t spread that detail around,” Miles tells the wall, “But the legalities of taking me in in that manner would have made it harder for someone to remove me from his care, and it made it easier to insist I uphold the von Karma legacy, since I was now officially part of it.”
“Oh.”
“Mm.”
“So those times Franziska called you a von Karma…?”
“She merely spoke the truth – I am a von Karma, as well as an Edgeworth.”
“I would have thought you’d hate being connected to that name after, you know.”
“For awhile I did. I thought quite hard of casting it aside.”
“How come you didn’t?”
Miles finally turns to face Wright again. “Because I found I could not cast aside my sister. That is a bond I treasure, however strange it may appear to those outside of it.”
“…sorry.”
“For what?”
“For making fun,” Wright’s hands tangle together, his expression abashed, “I know you guys care about each other a lot.”
Slowly, Miles nods, then concedes, “Ours is a strange situation, and the logic surrounding it is not… typical. We… did not start out viewing each other as siblings. That came later. It- we were raised by Manfred; whatever our end relationship was to be, it was likely never going to be… normal.”
“Normal’s overrated anyway – shame you have to keep your connection to von Karma to keep the one with Franziska, though.”
Wright slaps a hand over his mouth the minute the words leave his mouth, eyes bugging out, and it takes Miles a moment to figure out why. “Oh – you mean Manfred.”
“Edgeworth, I am so sorry-”
“No need to be,” Miles waves it away, “You are incorrect, in any case.”
“Huh?”
“About my being a von Karma necessitating that I maintain a link to him,” Miles allows himself a moment to feel deliciously smug, “Manfred is eiectus – banished, cast out, expelled. By every legal means and manner, the only ones that mattered to him, he is no longer a von Karma. As the current heads of our branch of the family, Franziska and I have the power to do that, you know – and we did it to him posthumously, so he couldn’t contest it.” The smirk he’s wearing probably has more Demon Prosecutor in it than he prefers these days, but oh well. “Rather convenient, if I do say so myself.”
“…holy crap.” Wright gapes, runs a hand through his hair while shaking his head. Miles gets the feeling that he’s trying not to look impressed. “You guys really don’t take prisoners, do you?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Wright,” Miles wags a finger at him, “We’re prosecutors, we take plenty of prisoners. And then we ensure they get what’s coming to them.”
The man snorts. “As long as the real culprit is the one who goes away in the end, I guess there’s nothing wrong with that.”
“Of course we’re trying to get the correct person,” Miles raises his eyebrows and smirks wider, “After all, you’re not the only one who likes to be ‘always Wright.’”
“Wha- hey, that’s my joke! You can’t just go stealing a man’s jokes like that!”
“…you’re not serious, that was simple word play.”
The man folds his arms and sulks. “It took me effort to come up with that! Effort!”
“And, once again, my estimation of your cognizant abilities turns out to be over rather than under; what a pity.”
“I’d like to see you do better!” the man challenges.
With Wright’s last name? Miles barely even has to think. “If you became a holy man, you would also become king, on account of divine Wright.”
The dropped jaw this earns is plenty of incentive to continue.
“You can never be referred to in the past tense, because then you would be ‘Wrote.’”
This gets a cringe. “Okay, I get it-”
“If you turn left, is it still the Wright way?”
“Yeah, I get it-”
“When you bow, it always forms a Wright angle.”
“Stop-!”
Notes:
In regards to Miles being punny and Phoenix struggling with them, I saw this post and couldn’t ignore the potential fun it offered. So, headcanon that’s in play for this fic: Phoenix got punny after being directly exposed to Miles for seven years.
Chapter 29
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The next morning dawns with Miles having slept about as well as he did the first night, his stubble having graduated to scruff, and the information that there has been a third death in the night.
The townsfolk suspect a werewolf that has been rumored to wander the local woods for generations.
Of course they do.
Miles consoles himself that at least he woke up before Wright again and has kept his sleeping habits a secret that much longer, and with the fact that Franziska has sent a message indicating that she has an idea of how to catch the killer.
Wright, in contrast, is positively gloomy.
“I realized last night after lights out,” he explains unprompted after breakfast, “This is Trucy’s first official investigation.”
“And you’re worried about the impact it will have upon her psyche, considering her age?”
“No, I- well, yes, actually, now that you mention it, that too, but, Edgeworth,” Wright clings to the bars of his cell, distraught, “It’s her first investigation, and I’m missing it!”
“…words fail me.”
“I’m serious! What if she forgets to examine the entire crime scene?”
“The police are there-”
“Oh god, the police, what if they try and throw her out?!”
“She’s accompanying a ranking Interpol agent-”
“Edgeworth, I never warned her how dangerous old men with birdseed can be, what kind of a dad have I been being?!?”
“A relatively responsible one, for goodness sake, Wright, calm down!”
Wright does not calm down, so Miles switches to ignoring him, instead seeing how far he can get into season four of Steel Samurai going by memory alone. Usually he only makes it through episode 13, because episode 14 is both slow and what he tends to use for background noise if he needs some to go to sleep (the series as a whole is good at avoiding filler, but with the length of time it’s been running, simple logic dictates that there are bound to be at least a handful of suboptimal episodes). He’s on episode 7 by the time Wright finally runs out of steam, 9 when he himself is forced to interact with the real world again.
“I wish I had some vodka.”
Miles’s eyes snap open with no direct input from him whatsoever as he turns to gape at Wright. “All you’ve been through, and this is what drives you to drink?!?”
The man blinks at him from where he’s sprawled on his cot, then comprehension appears like a switch has been flipped behind his eyes. “No, no, not for me – for my suit!”
…give him strength… “And you had the audacity to say I was behaving like a witness last night!”
“Hey,” he swings his legs up and around so he winds up sitting and facing Miles, “In my own defense, just like you last night, I have a perfectly solid piece of logic to back me up.”
The round-about confirmation that Wright has been firmly swayed to Miles’s way of thinking on the aforementioned subject is mollifying enough to allow for Miles to indicate that Wright may continue.
“It’s an old acting trick,” the man explains, “For when you sweat a lot in costume but don’t have time to wash and dry it that night and need it for a performance the next day. You get a mister bottle, fill it half and half with water and the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on, flip your costume inside out and give the sweaty areas a couple spritzes. Then you let it hang in the open overnight and, poof! It smells fine the next morning, even the alcohol scent is gone.” He rests his elbows on his knees, grinning, “You still have to wash it later, it doesn’t get rid of the dirt ‘n’ stuff, but at least you don’t stink anymore.”
…it’s like finding out that final piece to a case, the one that makes everything else fall neatly into line for a resounding checkmate, a long-held question finally answered. “So that’s how you make it through trials with only one suit, in spite of how much you perspire when backed into a corner!”
“Rude, but also mostly accurate,” Wright concedes, “I do have more than one shirt, though. And, you know, under-”
“Yes, you don’t need to finish that sentence, I think well enough of you to assume you change that much from day to day!”
“I’m flattered,” Wright drawls, then tilts his head, “You look more pleased than normal for some reason.”
Miles shrugs, seeing no reason to dissemble. “I’ve been wondering how you did that for years, Wright, actual years, as have a not unreasonable portion of the Prosecutors’ Office and police force back in Los Tokyo.”
The man colours. “You could have just asked, it’s not a secret or anything.”
Miles gives him a skeptical look.
“…okay, yeah, that would have been a pretty weird question, no matter how you phrased it,” Wright admits, then adds, “And, for the record? I don’t drink vodka. …or much at all, I’m embarrassing when I drink.”
“Oh?” he leans forward, curious.
The man rubs his neck sheepishly, “Two beers and I turn really pink, much more and somehow I always end up sitting in a corner and grinning like an idiot. Drunk Phoenix also likes to wear his tie on his head – not a great habit for a guy trying to convince everyone he’s a serious lawyer.”
“Oh.” Miles wrinkles his nose as he considers a life where he couldn’t enjoy a glass or two of wine or – if he’s in Germany – a fine pint when he feels like without overt and near-immediate problems that outweighed the benefits. “Well that sounds… terrible.”
“Eh,” he shrugs, “I’m not a fancy society guy like you, no one really expects me to ask for the wine list or drink socially without getting at least a little tipsy. Or, I mean, I’m assuming you drink?”
“I did give that indication with my previous statement, if nothing else. So I suppose that’s a no on celebratory champagne when you get your name cleared?”
“You kidding? With the quality you’d get? It would be worth looking like a bit of an idiot to try a glass of that!”
The amusement Wright’s enthusiasm inspires feels a little fonder than usual for some reason. “One glass of champagne isn’t quite that potent, but I shall make a note of it.”
From there the conversation just… rambles. Their options for entertainment at the moment are talk, think, sleep, or perform what physical activity is possible in the limited space available. Lunch is accompanied by the news that there was nearly a fourth murder, but something happened involving a girl, a large wooden puppet, and a monocle, so now instead there’s just more evidence and another lead. Wright is a combination of proud and heartbroken about his daughter’s skills and his inability to witness them, and Miles returns to mentally reviewing episode 9 and onward until the man becomes worth talking to again.
This occurs partway through the afternoon, Miles pacing due to sheer pent-up energy and Wright lying on his cot, knees bent, fiddling with his neckwear.
“Say, Edgeworth?”
“Yes?”
Wright holds one end of the shiny, grey rectangle of cloth up, “What’s this thing called, anyway?”
“Why do you wish to know?”
“I dunno – it’s spiffy, I might get a couple myself when I get my badge back, for if I ever get any fancier clients or have to go somewhere nice while on the job.”
“Is that so?” Miles comes and leans against the bars of his cell, arms folded, smirk fully in place because he has been waiting all week for Wright to ask about this, “How odd.”
“What’s odd?” the man looks delightfully suspicious but still has no idea how perfectly he’s fallen into Miles’s trap.
Examining his nails, Miles manages, with effort, to keep his tone casual, “Your interest in acquiring more, since you were so set against wearing a cravat in the first place.”
There is not so much a silence as an enormous number of words that do not get spoken on account of the fact that they’re all trying to come out at once. After quite a bit of garbled choking, the ones that finally emerge victorious are, “But- but- it doesn’t look anything like what you’re wearing!”
“Of course not,” he wags a finger, tsking, and oh this is wonderful, “A cravat is a long rectangle of cloth, tied about the neck in various levels of intricacy, including the ones commonly used in neckties today. One cannot achieve three layers of ruffles with a single rectangle, Wright. Nor can one do this.” And with a smooth motion, he reaches under the layers of cloth to undo the fastenings hidden there, then whips it from his neck and holds it up to show how the ruffles attach inside the collar. “Four rectangles of cloth combined. Not a cravat.”
Wright loses his mind, flushing with emotion. “That-! It-! You-! You call it a cravat!!! You always call it a cravat!? What do you mean it’s not a cravat?!?”
“I mean exactly what it sounds like, it’s not a cravat.”
“What is it, then?!”
“A jabot. Bespoke, since I prefer this effect to the classical design, but still, a jabot.”
“…bespoke?”
“Custom made, you peasant.”
Wright continues to have a mental conniption from there, so Miles ignores him, instead using his attention to return his jabot to his neck, tilting his chin up and feeling the lines of his throat once it’s fastened to get it perfectly centered (a feat Franziska had claimed he would never achieve without a mirror when he was fifteen and she was eight, meaning he had devoted a month of effort developing this technique). There is an odd look on Wright’s face when he looks in the man’s direction again – Miles would call it disappointment, but that makes no sense, so he sets it to the side as another inexplicable quirk of the man.
“I can’t believe you’ve been lying about what that thing is all these years,” Wright’s expression is forlorn now, “Miles Edgeworth, champion of truth, lying about his ruffles.”
“I wouldn’t call it a lie so much as self-preservation,” Miles counters, “Don’t even pretend you’d heard the word ‘jabot’ before just now, because most people haven’t. And when they do they all require an explanation, and often a demonstration such as I just gave, and then, nine times out of ten, they call it a cravat anyway. I was sixteen when I came to the conclusion that this ‘was not the hill I chose to die on,’ as it were.”
“…how do you even know that phrase?”
“I still exchange texts with Maya at times.”
“That would do it.”
Wright retreats into a sulky silence and Miles quietly gloats to himself. It’s almost worth the years of teasing and outright mockery in regards to his wardrobe choices to have gotten one so thoroughly over Wright. And he’s absolutely going to bring this up if Wright tries to tease him about his clothes again. After all, of all people, that man should know that turnabout is fair play-
“Wait a minute…”
Miles’s attention instantly snaps back to Wright, because he knows that tone from court and it never means good things for him.
Sure enough, Wright is now looking between his cravat and Miles, eyebrows rising. “Edgeworth… is there a particular reason this thing’s the exact same shade of grey as your vest?”
“…it’s a subtle indication of unified force.” Somehow the explanation feels far more feeble here, set against Wright’s bemused expression, than it had in the tailor’s shop when he’d ordered the things, but if he scowls hard enough maybe Wright will stop talking and Miles’s face won’t turn red. Because there is no reason for him to feel embarrassed, he has done nothing wrong.
“I sort of wondered why you didn’t get me a red one, but I thought you were trying to get me all somber and non-distracting for once, not that you were worried that we’d clash.”
Non-distracting? If he’d wanted to do that, he’d have put Wright in a black, good-quality version of his usual suit – ignoring his signature hairstyle, this would have had the man blending neatly into the background of typical European court wear. Instead, Miles had chosen to see the man dressed properly for once, knowing full well that Wright wears royal blue polyester better than any person has a right to, and the result of that man in a three-piece suit has been anything but non-distracting. Absolutely worth it, but still!
…not that he’ll be informing Wright of this, of course. “It looks more professional if we don’t, and it can be difficult to properly match colour to skin tone if you are not physically present.”
The man snorts, making no attempt to hide that he thinks Miles is being ridiculous. “Given that the cravat is turning out to have been at least fifty percent you, of all people, playing a prank on me, I’m surprised you didn’t go all the way and give me one to match your jacket.”
“Please, as I said, it’s meant to be subtle. Imagine if I showed up one day in your shade of blue!”
The man must take him up on this suggestion, because he gets a thoughtful look on his face for a moment before turning bright red.
Miles nods in satisfaction. “There, you see? It would be embarrassing.”
“…yes! Embarrassing! Definitely! Extremely! The only possible thing it could be if you did that and we were together. While we were together! Together as colleagues, like we are right now!!!”
Miles steps back from the bars of his cell with a frown. “Are you well?”
“Yup! A-okay, neatorific, perfectly fine, thanks for asking! Wow, is it getting warm in here or something?”
“No, the temperature has remained stable for the duration of our stay,” he squints, “Are you quite certain you’re well? You’ve grown rather flushed – a constable would likely come if we both shouted-”
“THAT WILL NOT BE NECESSARY, AS I AM COMPLETELY FINE!”
“…if you die, I reserve the right to have ‘I told you so’ carved on your tombstone.”
“You are the worst!” Wright glowers at him, but his usual colour is returning, so that’s fine.
“Come now, don’t be like that,” Miles moves back to teasing, “I can give you the name of my former tailor in Los Tokyo if you wish to acquire some more cravats – they’re not particularly expensive, no more so than a decent tie.”
“Absolutely not, and I’m buying a proper tie when I’m out of here!”
“But Wright, I thought you liked them.”
“I lied!”
“What was that word you used? ‘Spiffy?’”
“Could you just drop it?!”
“After all the times you’ve made fun of my jabot? No, no I cannot.”
“You made fun of my suit all the time!”
“It’s polyester, Wright, everyone looks down on polyester suits.”
“Everyone makes fun of your cravat as well!”
“Not everyone, actually, especially over here. Besides, you’re forgetting a key fact.”
“Oh? And what, pray tell, is that?”
“While I have successfully gotten you to wear an actual cravat, you’re never going to be able to pay me back for this because I will happily go naked before I wear a polyester suit- are you quite certain you’re all right, you’re turning red again…”
Notes:
Miles, Miles stop, Miles you are killing Phoenix, you are killing the man you are unaware that you love, stop.
The vodka trick Phoenix describes? Real thing, taught to me by real actors, it works, I’ve used it.
Fun fact: if you look back through the entire fic, while Miles has always referred to his ruffles as a jabot, he has never once done so out loud. That’s because, in canon, he does always refer to his neckwear as a cravat, even though it’s technically not one, and this is my explanation for why that is.
And, speaking of cravats, summerwithaniinit did an awesome picture of Phoenix in his, along with his new waistcoat, and you can see it here!
Chapter 30
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Supper that night is slices of actually rather good looking meat pie and unaccompanied by anyone besides Constable Scalion.
“Werewolves and Handsome Gentlemen Thieves and Interpol – not what you signed up for, eh, sir?” he commiserates as he slides Miles’s tray through the bars.
“On the contrary, Constable, it’s exactly the sort of thing I signed up for. It’s why I was sent while Prosecutor Pech is in the hospital, why I brought him as an aid,” he gestures at Wright, who waves before going back to poking suspiciously at his supper, “We both have… let’s say careers that have left us rather suited for stranger cases.”
“Some lawyers practice civil law, some practice criminal law, we practice weird law,” Wright speaks up, then glares at his supper again, “What’s in this?”
“That would be venison – there’s a deer farm nearby, so we have more of it than the average town. In fact, that’s Little Stoak’s specialty you have tonight, on account of everyone feeling a mite bad ‘bout having to keep a pair of innocent men behind bars so long,” Scalion offers apologetically.
“Huh.” The man considers this for a moment, tries a bite, then considers that, too. “Tastes kind of like weirdly seasoned beef.”
“What?” That can’t be right, Miles has had venison a few times before, and it certainly does not- but a forkful of his own reveals Wright’s assessment of the flavor to be correct. Which is impossible, unless- “That’s because it is weirdly seasoned beef!”
“What?!” Constable Scalion looks shocked, but a taste of the meat has him reeling. “That’s never Mr. Easy’s pie, I’ve had it before, but- Inspector Jones brought this one ‘round for us all to share tonight, it’s how we had any to give you gents! And he brought it straight from the shop!”
“…how well do you know Inspector Jones?”
“Not very – I’m new here myself, and he’s one of the ones that gets brought in special for cases like this, since we’re not used to dealing with homicide out here!”
Miles stares at the constable, then looks around him at Wright. “There’s no logical reason for this to be connected to the murders.”
“But we’re here and sort of involved,” Wright replies, “So it probably is.”
“…the insanity that is your existence disgusts me, all the moreso because I have been contaminated with it. You,” he turns back to Scalion, “You have a radio or a cell phone, something we can contact the investigation with?”
“Um, yes sir?”
“Give it here, then.”
“What?”
Miles snaps his fingers and sticks a hand through the bars. “Your phone!” it’s quickly pulled out, unlocked, and handed over, because Miles mastered the art of Being In Charge over a decade ago and knows how to be obeyed if need be. The phone rings.
“Who is foolish enough to interrupt me when I-”
“Franziska, it’s Miles,” he interrupts, silently grateful she answered an unknown number at all.
“Miles Edgeworth? Why are you contacting me? What do you know that you believe I do not?”
Ah yes, that’s his sister for you… “This town is known for its venison pie and has a deer farm. A man named Mr. Easy may have been selling oddly seasoned beef pies to non-locals under the claim that they’re actually venison. This wouldn’t have any bearing on the case, would it?”
“…”
“Franziska?”
“NATÜRLICH!”
And she hangs up on him. Rolling his eyes at his sister’s quirks (which she claims not to have), he hands Scalion back his phone. “She’s figured it out; we’ll likely be released by morning.”
“Woo!” Wright pumps a fist in the air and cheers.
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It’s actually closer to afternoon, due to some last-minute shenanigans, but by twelve thirty on Monday, Miles and Wright are being escorted from their cells, handed the bags containing their belongings, and released back into the regular world (for a given value of regular), free of charges. Miles’s first important act (besides the necessities of returning things to their usual pockets and redonning his belt) is to trade his jabot for the fresh one that had been taken from him at the start of his incarceration.
Wright snorts as he watches him. “You know that looks absolutely ridiculous with the scruff and four-day-old-suit, right?”
“For once, I don’t care,” Miles says firmly, because the clean cloth against his skin feels heavenly. The man snorts again, but refrains from further comment as they go to meet Franziska and Trucy outside the police station.
Trucy shrills with delight and flings herself into her father’s arms as soon as he’s off the steps, chattering a mile a minute as he laughs and spins her around in a circle. Franziska is standing to the side, attempting for nonchalant, but for once not quite succeeding as Miles walks over to her.
“Meine Schwester.”
“Little brother.”
He regards her for a moment, then folds his arms. “You are aware that it is tradition for Wright to purchase a celebratory meal after a successful case he has been involved in?”
“Perhaps.”
“This time you will be paying.”
She winces but nods. “That is fair.”
“And you will be accompanying me to the Prosecutors’ Office to personally apologize for causing me to miss three days of work afterwards.”
Her face contorts like she’s bitten a lemon. “Of all the foolish-!”
“I had to spend three nights in a cell for no good reason. This is my fourth day in these clothes. If I were you, I would count myself very, very lucky that this is all I am asking of you.”
“…very well,” his sister relents, “But only because this case has resulted in my finally finding a suitable heir.”
That brings him up short. “You what?”
“Indeed,” she looks incredibly pleased with herself, “Trucy Wright has proven herself intelligent, resourceful, determined, talented, and every other quality that I would desire in such a person. She is perfect, and I intend to begin the paperwork for it once I have finished the paperwork for this, and also to have her added to the family tapestry.”
Miles rubs his forehead. “Franziska, you can’t do that.”
She looks surprised. “Why ever not? Do you object to having her added to the tapestry?”
“What? No, of course not-”
“Did you intend to name her as your own heir? You have been foolishly slow if this is the case, but I am not against sharing in this instance.”
“What?! Franziska, regardless of any intentions I may or may not have in this matter, you cannot simply claim a child as your heir! You haven’t even spoken to her father about it!”
She shrugs, unconcerned. “Her father has vanished, he is unavailable for consultation.”
“Objection, her father,” Miles thrusts a pointing finger in Wright’s direction, “Is right there. And both he and she deserve some say in this matter!”
“Fine,” she snarls, then marches up to the father and daughter in question, glaring at Wright. “I wish to name Trucy Wright heir to my wealth and legacy – agree to this, it is a very good opportunity for her.”
Wright blinks at her, then turns to Miles. “Is your sister trying to steal my daughter?”
“Um…” Miles looks between the three of them and shrugs, because he honestly has no idea what’s going through Franziska’s head at this point.
“Is that a no?” Franziska’s glare upgrades to a scowl, and she takes a step forward, hand on her whip.
Very, very slowly Wright lowers Trucy to the ground, then, so quietly Miles barely hears it, says, “Go stand with Edgeworth, firefly.” In a shocking twist, the young magician silently obeys, running over and grabbing his hand. Once she’s there, Wright turns back to Franziska, takes a deep breath, and moves a step forward, fists balled at his sides. “Franziska, I think you’re a decent enough person, and you’re definitely one of the scariest I know, but if you try and take my daughter from me, I will fight you with everything I have, including physically.”
Franziska, meanwhile, watches with an extremely unimpressed look on her face. “Phoenix Wright, what foolish foolishness are you playing at now?”
“Uh, defending my daughter from the scary prosecutor who’s trying to take her from me?”
“Take her? Why would I wish to take her?” Franziska appears positively baffled, “I desire an heir, not a daughter. If I wished the latter there are far easier ways to acquire one that would certainly involve fewer legal battles. Though, if it came to that, I would naturally crush you in court.”
“Naturally,” Wright replies, voice desert dry.
Franziska ignores this. “I have no desire for children of my own, Phoenix Wright. However, I have no wish to leave my earthly gains to some… foolish cousin or foundation. I would rather see it in the hands of one who will uphold my ideals, the von Karma legacy.”
“And you think I’ll allow you to teach Trucy these things,” Wright says, the desert in his voice now a polar one with its coldness.
“On the contrary,” Franziska tsks a smug finger, “Trucy Wright is not my selection because she might learn the appropriate principles; she has been chosen because she already embodies them. Thoroughness in her work. Intelligence in her actions. A determination to achieve personal per- excellence. This is the true von Karma legacy, even if Papa was unable to see it.
“She would, of course, receive some modicum of training – etiquette, how to run an estate and its finances, nothing she would struggle with or that you would find objectionable. There would also be the opportunity for her to be presented to society when she comes of age, if she desires. And,” here, surprisingly, Franziska folds her arms and looks away, faint colour rising in her cheeks, “And of course I would have to maintain contact with her. Merely to ensure her studies were progressing satisfactorily, of course!”
Tension leaks from Wright’s shoulders as his fists relax. “You don’t- You want-” slowly he puts his face in his hands and helpless laughter starts to trickle through his fingers. “You know, if you want to be friends with Trucy, you could ask without scaring the bejeebers out of me in the process.”
“Do not be foolish,” Franziska folds in on herself sulkily, “She would be an excellent heir. And of course I would not be so foolish as to try and take her when she’s clearly thriving under your care. I am very busy and have a dangerous job; it would be the height of foolishness to try and take her myself.”
Wright snorts but lowers his hands to reveal a smile. “How about we talk about it over lunch? I hear you’re paying.”
Franziska huffs in annoyance, but raises no further objections. Trucy goes back over and tugs the skirt of her long vest as they make their way to the main section of town to find a restaurant.
“I don’t mind being friends, but I think it’s better if I don’t become a von Karma.”
“Why?” Franziska glances down at her, a touch hurt if Miles reads it right.
“I like being a Wright,” she tosses a grin over her shoulder at her father, “It’s very appropriate.”
“How so?” the Interpol agent tilts her head, inquisitive.
“Because,” she twirls, bows, and reveals a bouquet of flowers, “I’m down-Wright magical!”
Franziska’s footsteps grind to a halt at this and Miles is extremely glad of having his handkerchief back, as it makes it easier to pretend he’s coughing instead of laughing. His sister is not fooled and spins to glare at both him and Wright, who is too busy looking delighted to be intimidated. “Which of you has contaminated this child with your foolishly foolish… foolishness?!?”
“That would be him,” Wright announces, cheerfully throwing Miles under the bus while he’s trying to get his amusement under control, and Miles enjoys having his colour vision remain relatively steady these days but concealing his laughter has gotten noticeably harder since this has become the case. Wright, meanwhile, is smirking at him, “He’s proved beyond any doubt that he’s the better punster of the two of us.”
“If you are referring to the fact that I am the superior wordsmith then I do believe that comes as a surprise to no one currently present,” Miles snaps back, because if he’s going down for this he’s getting at least one parting shot at Wright before he goes.
They squabble their way to the restaurant Trucy finally decides on, and from there the conversation switches to the case – an unfortunate incident of wrong place, wrong time in discovering that Mr. Easy the pie maker had been trying to save money by feeding out-of-towners pies made from cheaper cuts of beef and pork instead of more expensive venison, trusting their own unfamiliarity with the meat to explain away the taste and pocketing the difference. The third death had been meant to throw suspicion elsewhere, and the ‘prevented’ murder had never been meant to be successful, but simply to implicate the werewolf that roamed nearby woods according to local legend.
“Three deaths, for that,” Miles shakes his head, “Honestly, it makes one despair for the human race at times.”
“I don’t know,” Wright replies, pushing his plate momentarily to the side, “I always think of it as, yeah, you find at least one really nasty person in each of these cases, but you also meet a lot of good ones who are trying to do the right thing. Like all those people at the police station who were nice to us, even though it was probably as much of a hassle for them to have us there as it was for us to be there. Constable Scalion even broke protocol and let you use his phone, and that helped Franziska crack the case!”
“You mean Inspector Scalion,” Franziska corrects, “He was indeed most useful in this investigation, though I did not realize he had been to the police station.”
“No, I mean Constable Scalion – he’s new to the station, just arrived recently.”
“No, Inspector Scalion came from the main branch of the Midsumer police specifically to help with the homicide!”
“Franziska,” Miles interrupts, a growing suspicion in his voice as he recalls a prior case, “Out of curiosity, did you catch Scalion’s full name?”
“No,” she wrinkles her nose in disgust, “He introduced himself as Inspector R. Scalion. I dislike the use of initials rather than full names, it is lazy.”
…Miles would bet the chance of ever seeing his photography satchel and its contents again that, in this instance, the R stands for ‘Rap.’ “He’s gone back to main headquarters now, hasn’t he?”
“Yes, of course, the case is over.”
“He wouldn’t have happened to have given you a letter before he left, would he?”
“What?! Miles Edgeworth, how did you know-?!”
He puts his face in his hands. “I would read it now.”
With a suspicious look, Franziska withdraws an envelope from the pocket of her vest and flicks it open with one perfectly-maintained nail. As Miles watchers from between his fingers, her face goes very pale, then a furious red as she begins to call all manner of unpleasantness down upon the sender in German, not even resisting as Miles plucks the note from her hand to look it over himself.
“What’s going on? Edgeworth, what happened?” Wright demands, concerned, as he tries to edge himself protectively in front of Trucy.
Miles takes in the familiar writing on the card at a glance, amused exasperation colouring his tone as he replies, “She has just discovered that the score is Handsome Gentlemen Thieves two, Siblings von Karma zero. And you know how fond she is of being bested.”
“Ah, yeah, gotcha,” Wright nods, “Any plans for what to do while she’s venting?”
“Of course.”
“And they are?”
“Examine the desert menu,” he plucks it from the center of the table, “Franziska is, after all, still paying. All in favour?”
With both Wrights seconding it the motion is easily passed, and their orders arrive just as Franziska has calmed down enough to be mollified with a slice of wild berry tart.
OoOoOoOoO
Greetings,
We are most terribly sorry that our little endevour ended up muddying the waters of the investigation that began shortly after. In such circumstances, it felt poor manners to continue or to leave before the matter was resolved, as we have been to Little Stoak before and realized that something strange was going on with Mr. Easy’s usually exemplary venison pies. The rest of the statuettes are back at the museum, in a box behind the coffee filters in the staff break room. We will try for them again at another point in their tour, when conditions are more sporting, and look forward to crossing paths with you again.
A Group of Gentlemen
Notes:
Natürlich – of course/naturally, in German (Franziska’s equivalent of Miles’s ‘eureka’ in this universe)
Fun fact: there was no actual case for this arc until this chapter. Seriously, I intended to keep the entire thing vague, a general, ‘Yup we got ‘em’ at the end, and never tell what was going on. Because, you know, that way I didn’t have to figure out what was going on myself. Then I serve these two idiots meat pie, because, England, and this happens. Phoenix and Miles discovered the key bit of information to solve a case that did not exist. Frankly I’m still in shock that they pulled this off, no matter how on-brand it is for them.
Chapter 31
Notes:
Short chapter, but the previous one was quite long for this fic, so it averages out. :)
Chapter Text
It’s a relief to be able to finally, personally check in with the Prosecutors’ Office, watch Franziska apologize, apologize himself for not contacting them immediately and have them inform Wright of his predicament, as opposed to the other way around, though they are surprisingly understanding of the situation. Less thrilling is the discovery that the office had had a pool going of what would happen to him during his time here, and if he’d be of any use should a case arise, though he does have the satisfaction of knowing that the actual events that occurred were so unexpected that no one actually won. Wright mumbles a bit about having to go into work with the vague stubble that has finally seen fit to grace his chin, but a silent gesture from Miles towards his own face, where, after three days, ‘scruff’ is doing its level best to evolve into ‘beard,’ shuts him up nicely.
“I can’t believe you prioritized coming into work over getting changed,” the man comments, but Miles waves him off. This is what they were brought here to do and, much as Miles loathes the situation, paperwork builds up fast if left to its own devices. Besides, thanks to lunch they’ve already been wandering around in public like this – in for a penny, in for a pound.
Still, getting back to the cottage that night, finally getting to strip off his now well-worn clothes, have a shower, remove the infernal almost-beard from his face… bliss. Utter bliss. There would be temptation to linger in the hot water, perhaps even draw a proper bath, if not for the fact that Wright is waiting for his own go at the facilities, plenty miserable with his own state of cleanliness and not truly at fault for either of their situations beyond his initial poor word selection while legitimately trying to get Miles released.
Indeed, the man is waiting in the hallway, his own toiletries and a bundle of clean night clothes beside him when Miles emerges, and Wright’s eyebrows rise a bit. “Okay, I know this is closer to how you normally look, but dang, you really do look different clean shaven!” a glance up and down and he snorts, “Also, I can’t believe you brought a housecoat with you. I mean, I can, but seriously, who brings a housecoat on a two-week trip in summer, anyway?”
“People who wish to maintain both propriety and warmth while in their nightclothes,” Miles sniffs, gesturing at the room he’s just vacated, “And I would get a move on – the water should still be hot.”
“I would continue, but that’s a very compelling argument, so the defense rests!” Wright scoots around him and firmly shuts the door.
Miles snorts and goes back to toweling his hair.
The rest of the evening is subdued, all three occupants of the house more than a touch worn from the various stresses of the weekend, though Trucy either hides it better or is simply the sort to retain full mental capabilities while extremely tired. The latter proves to be the case when she falls asleep on her father and needs to be carried to bed again. The man gives a little nod to Miles as he picks her up and goes to tuck her in, then retire for the evening himself.
“G’night, Edgeworth.”
“Good night, Wright.”
OoOoOoOoO
And that, aside from all the backed-up paperwork that accumulated during his incarceration and which he’ll likely be battling with Wright for the rest of the week, is that for this case, as far as Miles is concerned.
Or, it almost it.
When he arrives in his temporary office with Wright dutifully in tow the next day, it is to the discovery of a not unsizeable brown paper parcel sitting in the center of his desk. On top of it lies an envelope addressed to him and, when he opens it, there is revealed a card written in a hand he has, as of the day prior, now seen twice before.
Greetings,
My deepest apologies for the terrible inconvenience I and my companions have recently caused you and your associate – you have my assurance that it was never our intention to do so. Indeed, when I spotted you in the crowd, it was a delight to think I might again have the chance to witness that marvelous mind of yours in action, and I was horrified to discover my colleague’s error. My word of honour, we shall be more careful in the future to ensure no repetitions of this event. Indeed, my only condolence is that it seems you were at least in good company during your inconvenience. Until the day that we see each other again,
A Gentleman
“Edgeworth? What is it, what’s going on?”
Miles hands him the card, hardly daring to hope as he unwraps the paper, but there it is, nestled safe and sound within – his photography satchel. A touch cleaner than he last saw it, actually, the weak spot in the shoulder strap reinforced, the camera’s lens polished, a small lined box replacing the old handkerchief, ruler, and rubber band ensemble he usually wraps the Steel Samurai and his spear in… It’s all still there, safe in his hands once again.
“They returned that bag you lost?” Wright comes to peer over his shoulder and Miles flips the top shut again before he can see the contents – a man is entitled to a few harmless secrets, after all, and he’s in no hurry to find out what Wright has to say about this particular hobby. This earns him a raised eyebrow, but for once the man simply refocuses on the question at hand rather than investigating this new one. “That’s kind of a surprise.”
“How so?” Miles redoes the satchel’s clasps then sets it down by his current desk, busying himself with tidying away the brown paper and string – he’ll have to notify the police station after work that they don’t need to keep an eye out for his ‘stolen’ item anymore-
“Well they’re thieves, right? It’s not very thief-y to return stuff you’ve stolen, even by mistake, forget writing an apology note about it!”
“Ah, but there is one factor you are overlooking,” Miles wags a finger with a slight smile, “These men are thieves, yes, obviously… but they are also, beyond any shadow of a doubt, gentlemen.”
And he settles down to start catching up on two and a half days of missed paperwork.
Chapter 32
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The following days are filled with the queer, lackluster feeling that sometimes accompanies the end of a strange case. Interestingly, the Wrights’ presence helps even this out, the normalcy of the world struggling to counter their natural strangeness. And it is decidedly odd to be preparing files for a case Miles himself will not be seeing to trial – he hasn’t done this since the internships he served during law school.
It wasn’t much fun then, either.
Companionship makes it more tolerable.
Wright has the final Saturday off, because Miles is being gracious and not counting jail time towards the man’s holiday time for this trip, even though he is doing so for himself. If nothing else, the man needs time to pack before his flight tomorrow. In a strange twist, however, Miles doesn’t spend his final day as Little Stoak’s temporary prosecutor on his own.
Trucy accompanies him to the office.
“I didn’t get to see you very much while we were here,” she announces when he expresses surprise, “I want to hang out with you too!”
“It will not be very entertaining,” he warns her, “I have work to do – we would only be able to interact as you likely wish to during my lunch break.”
She wags a chastising finger at him. “Time spent together in companionable silence can sometimes make for the best memories, Mr. Edgeworth. And I’ll be quiet – I can practice my card tricks, and I brought my drawing stuff with me!”
“Uh…” he shoots a confused look at Wright, “I thought you wanted to spend time here with your father?”
“I have been! But we were supposed to spend a day together the three of us too, only you were both arrested and got to hang out in jail together without me, so I want a day with you! Please?”
It occurs to him that Trucy Wright could be a devastating force for evil if she ever decides to be, based solely on her ability to look tragically waifish on a whim, and also thank heavens Kay can’t do this, and also shut up, Wright, you would have folded even faster and you know it.
And now he’s sitting at his temporary desk one last time doing paperwork and Trucy is off in the corner she has declared her own, a pack of cards ostentatiously out and ready to be practiced with. Said cards are also being studiously ignored as she focuses on her drawing pad and a large pack of felt-tip markers she’s brought with her. It seems like she’s making up for lost time on creating art for the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto now that she’s gotten Miles’s approval of ‘his’ character. It’s rather sweet, and also oddly tempting to set aside his own work and simply watch her draw. However, Miles is a man of structure and discipline, and he manages to content himself with the occasional glance to check on her progress.
Lunchtime consists of a private viewing of the results of Trucy’s industrious morning over sandwiches and tea (Trucy has yet to find a blend she actually enjoys, but has been soldiering on her whole time in Little Stoak, because ‘she’s in England, so she’s being British’ (apparently this is the reasoning behind her current bowler derby and tweed ‘traveling cape’ as well, she finally reveals)).
The afternoon is much the same as the morning, with the addendum of Trucy taking a break from drawing to build a truly improbably structure out of cards, though Miles is familiar enough with her modus opperendum to not even blink over the fact that she produces far more than fifty-two from the box she has them stored in. He cannot honestly say that he manages to maintain peak work performance with the small magician present, but nor can he deny that she has been correct – the companionable silence is pleasant, and worth the price of distraction.
And, as almost always, Trucy is the only one who knows her full designs. Miles doesn’t suspect a thing until evening comes and he’s finished packing away his papers, ensured the office is tidy and the relevant files will be easy to find. His hand is almost on the doorknob when a tug on the back of his jacket halts him, and he turns to find the young magician looking unusually serious. “Yes?”
“Mr. Edgeworth, I have a confession to make.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah,” she nods, “I did want to spend the day with you, but I had ulterior motives as well. I… wanted to ask you something, and I didn’t want Daddy to overhear.”
“Oh?” he says again, far more caution in his tone this time, because there are quite a few questions he can think of that Trucy might wish Wright not to hear her ask, and most of them-
“Are you in love with my Daddy?”
-are not that. “What?!”
“Are you in love with my Daddy?” she repeats, then clarifies, “My current one, not my first one.”
Miles flounders, completely flat-footed. “Why do you ask? Why- why would you think…?”
She shrugs. “I don’t know. The way you look at him, how you act when you’re with him. I just… want to know. For sure. I won’t be angry if you are, like I said, I just want to know.” She stares up at him, utterly serious, “Please be honest with me.”
It strikes him that, for one whose trade is illusion and misdirection, Trucy values the truth very highly, and he can’t help wonder what caused this in one so young. Nor can he do anything but give her the honesty she requests. “I don’t know.”
This surprises her. “You don’t know?! How?”
“I’ve never thought about it. I’ve actively never thought about it.”
Her brow wrinkles in confusion. “Why not?”
“I was not raised to be… comfortable with emotions. I was told they were a weakness, so… I am not as familiar with them as one might expect a man of my age to be. In many ways I am still learning.”
“Oh.” She chews her lip, thinking it over, then gives a firm nod. “That’s okay then – a lot of my teachers say it’s important to keep learning even when you’re a grown-up, so it’s good that you’re doing that.”
He gives a huff of amusement. “So Dr. Heilen tells me.”
“Who’s Dr. Heilen?”
“A person who’s helping me learn to understand my emotions, amongst other things.”
“That’s good,” she nods again, assured in the way you can only be as a child, even one who has dealt with things such as she has. Then she bites her lip again. “That’s good, but… could you maybe think about it a little? Please? I’ll still be your friend, no matter what you answer!” she hastily reassures.
…it has been nearly two years since Miles realized he has some sort of strong feelings for Wright, nearly two years since a misguided if well-intentioned phone call from Larry sent his world to perfect grey scale. He is comfortable with the current status quo, but… there’s no real reason to not start sorting them out… “I will try,” he says at least, “That is the best I can offer at this time.”
“Okay,” she smiles again, slipping her hand into his, “Thank-you for telling me the truth.”
“You’re welcome.” Miles awkwardly opens the door with his suitcase in hand, unwilling to relinquish Trucy’s grasp for the moment, and they walk back to the cottage together one last time. He uses said time to carefully tuck his promise to Trucy a little to the side, out of his immediate thoughts. No need to risk making things awkward between himself and Wright in the last instants of this current endeavor, and it will likely be easier to confront in the safety and privacy of his own apartment.
This decision is not made easier by the fact that Wright is leaning over the front wall and waiting for them when they arrive back, grinning and waving something that billows in the air. “There’s my bright-shining Trucy! Look what I found!”
The young magician shrieks in evident delight and dashes over to snatch the scarf from her father’s hands. “And you checked-?”
“Yup, the clerk let me take it outside under supervision – one English sky blue scarf, as per request.”
“I can’t believe you found one! Thank-you, Daddy!”
Trucy launches herself over the wall to tackle her father in a hug, and he grunts but manages to catch her, then answer Miles’s inquiring glance. “She’s been looking for one since she noticed the difference – I said I’d keep an eye out.”
“I’m gonna find one in Los Tokyo sky blue when we get home,” Trucy adds happily, “And I’ll find a new one for each new sky blue I see, and I’ll label them which is which, and eventually I’ll have a whole collection of skies!”
“A unique plan,” Miles allows, letting himself in by the gate, “I take it you intend to travel, then?”
“Uh-huh, when I’m a famous magician and when Daddy’s old enough to take care of himself!”
“Hey-!”
Notes:
thanks-to-that-man on tumblr did a great picture of stubbly, slightly rumpled Miles, and I’ve slapped a link to it in chapter 26, and I'm adding a copy of it here for the moment as well. For those of you who were having a hard time picturing him like that I recommend checking it out! And everyone else check it out too, because, like I said, it’s great!
Chapter 33
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Hey, Edgeworth? What should I do with the suits you got me?”
Miles doesn’t turn from where he’s packing his own bags. “You may take them with you, or I can hold onto them for next time you come over here.”
“Next time?”
“It’s happened twice and we’re us. You honestly think this will be the last time something like this happens?”
“Fair point,” a rustle of fabric as Wright leans on the doorway, “Do you mind holding onto them? I don’t wanna be a hassle.”
“It’s no trouble.” Finishing one suitcase, he looks over at the other man, “Though are you certain you do not wish to take one with you for formal events?”
Wright laughs. “Unlike you, the most formal events I go to don’t need much more than slacks, a button-up, and a sport’s jacket or nice sweater, and I have all of those. Some of us enjoy a little variety in our wardrobe, you know.”
Miles spreads his hands in a careless shrug before returning to his packing. “And some of us don’t particularly care about clothes as long as we meet proper standards of formality and decorum.”
“Heh, you know, I always wondered how you can wear the same thing all the time and not go crazy,” Wright moves further into the room, “Who’d have thought that I’m actually more interested in clothes than you?”
“Certainly no one looking at us in our usual attire.”
“Harsh. Probably true, but still, harsh.”
Miles chuckles, then looks over at his companion again. “I… I didn’t say this earlier, but… I do apologize if I overstepped my bounds with the grey cravats. Not for the cravats themselves, but for the colour. There truly was no ill will in that selection.”
“Honestly, I’m not even that upset about it anymore – that was a pretty great joke. Definitely getting a brighter tie for next time, though, the grey and brown felt kinda drab for me.”
“I would say you looked refined, but it is your decision.”
A faint streaking of colour rises in the man’s cheeks at this. “Uh, thanks. I, um. I’m thinking I’ll get a golden-yellow tie this time – it would look good with the brown, but we’d still coordinate pretty well, right?”
“It should be fine, yes.”
“Cool,” Wright smiles, heads back towards the door, “I’ll go grab my suits, then.”
“All right.” The man has a foot in the hallway when Miles grits his teeth and adds, “Wright?”
“Yeah?”
He keeps his back to him, the only way he’ll be able to do this. “The brown suits you very well, but… you look best in blue. It is my hope that, next time I require your aid, you will be able to use your old suit.”
The silence to this is deafening, full of instant regrets for touching on a subject they mostly avoid when-
“…thanks, Edgeworth. I hope so, too.”
Swallowing hard, Miles gives a stiff nod, unable to do more for the moment. “You were getting the suits?”
“Oh, right!”
Footsteps and the man is gone, and Miles sighs. What with stilted progress, an unsure target, and the realities of life and raising a child, Wright is entering his second year outside the legal system – far too long already. And Sebastian’s e-mails, while full of praise for some of his colleagues such as Klavier Gavin and the rising star of Simon Blackquill, retain ominous hints that the corruption Miles and Wright have encountered via Manfred, Gant, Blaise DeBeste, and Wright’s own disbarment may be growing… not stronger, but bolder. The legal system needs good lawyers, on both sides, it needs the confidence and belief of the people it is meant to serve, or else it cannot function properly. And loss of that trust leads to tragedies such as Simon Keyes.
Even more than that man needs the legal system, the legal system needs Wright and people like him, and Miles can only hope that this will all be over soon…
OoOoOoOoO
Wright is loaded into the back seat of Miles’s car with minimal fussing and a woebegone expression in direct contrast to the glee with which Trucy bounces into the front seat, snapping one last picture of the cottage on her phone as she goes, then another of Miles once he starts driving.
“Glowworm, ask before you take peoples’ pictures,” Wright moans from the upright fetal position he’s assumed.
“Mr. Edgeworth, can I take your picture?”
“Just don’t use flash while I’m driving – it’s unsafe.”
A bitter laugh echoes from the back seat. Miles and Trucy ignore it.
“Actually, I was kind of hoping there’d be a trial while we were here,” the young magician admits a moment later, “I wanted to get a picture of you in your court clothes, with the gown and everything!”
“Why ever would you want that?”
“ ‘cause Daddy said you looked really good in them.”
There is a noise like a dying balloon animal from the back seat.
“Oh.” Well. That is. “Is this true?”
“…”
“I can hear you sweating back there, Wright.”
“You have to keep your eyes on the road, you can’t prove anything.”
Trucy twists in her seat to look at her father. “He’s sweating.”
“…this betrayal will not be forgotten…”
“So… you do think my new court wear looks good?”
“Argh, yes, fine, are you happy now?!”
“Relieved would be more accurate.”
A rustle, and then Wright’s head pops between the seats to gape at him. “What?!”
“For goodness sake, put your seatbelt back on, you imbecile!”
“Fine, fine,” he retreats and there’s a click, “But seriously, what?”
Miles shrugs. “Black has never been my colour, nor grey of any sort in large quantities.” In all honesty, Miles isn’t entirely sure why people seem to consider him so attractive. Yes, he has a good facial structure and physical build, he’s not blind, and he keeps himself well groomed, but, well. Grey hair. Grey eyes. Pale skin due to a combination of genetics and mostly working indoors. Overall he’s rather monotone, not very interesting to look at – it’s one of the reasons he started wearing brighter colours, besides his fondness for them. If he hadn’t been absolutely certain that Manfred would kill him if he did, he would have started dying his hair when he was younger. Indeed, until this moment, he’d been under the impression his new court wear washed what little colour he has from his face, especially when paired with the black gown.
From the noises Wright is making in the back seat, this is apparently not the case. “Edgeworth, I don’t know who told you that, but whoever they were, they were lying. You wear black and grey just fine.”
“Oh. Thank-you. That is good to know.”
Wright mumbles something grumpy and unintelligible from his seat, then resumes his upright fetal position with a yeep as Miles takes a corner at a perfectly reasonable speed.
OoOoOoOoO
He cannot linger at the airport until their flight arrives – he still needs to drive himself home – but Miles does come in briefly to see the Wrights off and ensure nothing has gone wrong that they might require assistance with. Too soon they are at security, ready to head for their gate.
“Mr. Edgeworth?”
“Yes, Trucy?”
“Can I give you a hug before we go?”
“Uh- um- I mean- that is to say- …yes?”
She’s thrown her arms around his waist, face in his stomach, before he has a chance to reconsider, and this time he remembers to let his hands rest on her shoulders.
“Aw…”
A look up reveals Wright watching them with a sappy, vaguely wistful expression, and Miles huffs in exasperation but also holds out one hand in offer as he has observed others doing. “Fine, you… whatever you are, get over here.”
Much like his daughter, Wright doesn’t need telling twice, and Trucy lets out a squeak, then a giggle as her father moves to embrace both her and Miles at once, Miles’s own hands fluttering for a moment before shifting to Wright’s back. It’s an awkward, squished position, Trucy can’t possibly be comfortable like this, but it is also… very warm, a warmth in his chest that he rather likes. Letting them go, watching them go where he can’t follow them… the colours around Miles dim, just a little, unnoticeable if it were not for how sensitized he is to such shifts-
Turning on his heel, he exits the airport, heading back to his car – he has his own journey home to undertake and, sometime in the near future, a promise to Trucy to fulfill…
Notes:
Aaaaaaand with that the England arc is over! Whew, that only lasted forever (though it has been lovely having these ridiculous lawyer-men in the same country and time zone for awhile).
Fun fact: Miles finding himself rather drab in colouration is a headcanon I have specific to this AU, and it’s directly linked to the fact that he associates grey scale and colour desaturation with depression and stress due to his colour vision quirk, though he’s not consciously aware of it being the cause because the vision thing’s been going on longer than he’s been aware of it. This is also part of why he’s so fond of bright colours in this AU.
Chapter 34
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
July 2020
Miles gives himself a week to settle back into his usual patterns, then, on the first convenient day off, ensures his refrigerator is stocked and locks himself in his apartment for the day to make good on his promise to Trucy and really think about what Wright means to him. A pot of tea placed on a hot pad on the coffee table, Miles settles onto his sofa and leans back, finger to temple, considering.
First off, and above all else, Wright is important to him, quite possibly the most important person in his life. For pity’s sake, the man has saved Miles’s life both literally and figuratively, caused him to rethink and alter his entire world view in regards to his actions, existence, and profession. The debt Miles owes him… he could work all his life and never pay it back.
But… that is not a deciding factor. What- what if he… didn’t owe Wright? What if, from this day onward, by mutual agreement, he and Wright declared Miles to be debt-free? Would that change his intentions towards the man? He takes a few minutes to try and picture it, fully visualize the implications.
…very little, it would change very little. About all he can picture is that he would have to find new excuses to help Wright when he needs it-
…excuses?
…
…yes, excuses. The debt of gratitude he feels towards that man, it’s very real, as is the urge to repay it, but… it had not been a sense of debt that sent him to Wright’s side in Kurain, nor after the man’s disbarment. Both those times it had been concern, honest concern for the man’s well-being, a need to- to protect, defend, do anything to ensure the man’s wellness. He cares for Wright, very deeply. To the point where he stays up late or rises at odd hours simply for a period of direct communication with him, no trials, no true work, simply… conversing. It- oh.
Miles takes a deep draught of tea as it sinks in that, with one thing and another, he casually converses with Wright more than he does any other person, including his own sister. What’s more, he has now recently spent two and a half days and three nights directly in the man’s company, unable to escape it, and, after a brief period of separation, had swiftly found himself seeking it out again. He does not simply enjoy the man’s company, he takes great pleasure in it. They have… fun together, it is fun, comfortable, to spend time with him, even when Miles is unsure of societal customs for a situation or unable to properly handle his or others’ emotions, overall they are good times. And he wishes there were more of them.
So, at the very least, he feels a profound friendship for the man, indeed, it would not be untrue to say that he is Miles’s best friend. And… not even by dint of the fact that Miles has no other friends. There are Larry, and Kay Faraday, and Maya Fey, and… the man is a buffoon, but Miles has held onto his phone number and still answers when called upon for help, so… Gumshoe probably counts. Trucy… Trucy is a friend, but also something more, closer to how Miles views Franziska, but with subtle differences. The same can be said for Sebastian – the prosecutor is something of a student, something of a protégé, something… something of a young man who had been left with few allies and whom Miles would not ever see so harmed again if he has his way. Ray Shields… an ally, but a complicated one. Amends have been made, but a part of Miles still stings that the attorney’s reaction to seeing him for the first time in so long had been to greet him by the name ‘Manfred von Karma.’ A grim reminder that, no matter what he does, in the eyes of many, Miles will never escape Manfred’s stain.
…Wright doesn’t see him that way. Even when everyone else, even when Miles himself had seen only the Demon Prosecutor, that man had somehow managed to glimpse Miles Edgeworth huddled and terrified underneath it all, still trapped in an elevator and reliving a nightmare of his father’s death again and again-
He shakes his head, rises to take a lap around the living room and some deep breaths. Not only is this getting off topic, it’s straying towards topics he still prefers to avoid outside of Dr. Heilen’s office. A few more breaths, a mental replay of the Steel Samurai theme song, and he’s starting to feel steadier again, a glance at his trousers confirming that his colour vision either held true or returned before he thought to check if it had slipped (either one an accomplishment to be proud of in his current situation).
So, Wright is very important to him, his best friend and the one who most clearly sees him. Is there anything more to Miles’s feelings than that? He is not so naïve as to assume a powerful connection is automatically a romantic one, he’s seen too many trials involving friends or families not to realize the terrifying strength platonic emotions can carry. Does… does he even want to be more than platonic with Wright?
…
…he should probably try and think about the physical side of things first, if only because it’s a necessary factor in the equation he’s trying to solve no matter whether the answer is yes or no. And also if he starts with the emotions he’ll try and avoid the physical entirely. So. Does he want to have a more physical relationship with Wright? The man is undeniably attractive, if a little unconventional about the eyebrows, but those add interest to his face, much like his heterochromia, changing it to something unique, impossible to forget even when he was a boy and quite striking now that he is grown. …and he actually has a decent amount of pigment in his skin, which Miles is just the tiniest bit jealous of. And he really has no right to wear dratted polyester as well as he does. And- um-
Yes.
Miles finds him quite physically attractive, known and confirmed, but he’s seen attractive men before, it does not necessitate a desire to do more than look at them. It- …this is hard. Miles prefers to try and avoid having intimate or sexual thoughts about other people if he can, especially ones he knows. Not that he always succeeds, but… he tries, because it feels… invasive to think about them so, a disrespect to their privacy, especially when he is quite uncomfortable with the idea of anyone doing the same with him.
…
(What if it was Wright having thoughts like that about Miles?)
…
…Miles learns three things in rapid succession:
- Apparently one intrusive thought is all it takes to melt a lifetime of excellent self-discipline like spun sugar in the rain, dropping his mind straight into a gutter he was not previously aware it contained.
- He is very, very interested in a physical relationship with Wright if the opportunity ever arises.
- Cold showers apparently work even if one if fully-clothed (though he did have the advantage of having left his jacket off today, so that probably helped speed up the effectiveness).
Half an hour later he’s in his pajamas, slippers, and winter house coat, drinking still fairly warm tea on the sofa, because he’s not catching a chill from having an ice-cold shower in July, and especially not for having one for the reasons that inspired this one! Anyway, strong platonic feelings, check. Interest in sexual intimacy, not a deal-breaker if no, but still, check. That just leaves, well. The final question.
Thus, at last, Miles turns all the way inward, to the metaphysical box that has held that strange, profound feeling he’s had for Wright since Kurain and he lifts the lid off, at last allowing himself to fully examine what he had wanted back then. And he had wanted- to run to Wright’s side, once his legs had begun working again, scoop him off the bed, hold him close, physically ascertain that it truly was Wright alive and well before him, to never let him go again, never let him be hurt like that again. To never leave, just stay, together.
And, as it turns out, the emotion has not simply been sitting alone in its box, no, with it come memories, of their triumphs in court both joint and separate, and the meals after, of being the first person Wright had called in his moment of despair, of a month made pleasurable simply by proximity to that man, how his joys and sorrows can bring colours and dimness to Miles’s own world simply by hearing of them, of- of potential. Possibility. Of knowing that they are already close, already have strong bonds of mutual trust, care, concern… and wanting to see how much stronger they might get, how much more they might become to each other. To be able to hold him close and know he’s safe whenever he wishes because he needs him to be okay, because the thought of him potentially being with Iris had hurt when it crossed Miles’s mind in Kurain, because that is what Miles wants to be to him, because he-
…oh.
Because he loves him.
He loves Wright.
Phoenix Wright?
Phoenix.
…he’s in love with Phoenix, and he has been for a long time…
How… strange; it feels strange, and a little uncomfortable, and very, very warm, deep in his chest, and oh, so that is why people speak of candles and fires and flames when they speak of this emotion. It is… not so bad. He could get used to this. He would like to get used to this.
But… not just yet.
Miles isn’t very knowledgeable about this topic, but he does know that romantic relationships are difficult, complicated, and that love can cloud the mind. He has made great personal progress according to Dr. Heilen, but he feels there is farther he needs to go, more he needs to learn, before he risks what he currently has with Wright on romance. And Phoenix… he needs a clear head to deal with Kristoph, clear his name. The feeling is good, possibly even mutual if the way certain pieces are now clicking into place in regards to some of Wright’s behaviours and comments in prison (…that sounds wrong), but the timing is bad, for both of them. There are too many things that still need endings before he risks a beginning of this magnitude.
Thus, with a deep sigh, Miles carefully folds the feeling, the love, back up and returns it to its box as best he can. It has kept this long – it can keep until such a time as it has the chance to properly grow and develop, a chance to be successful. And if it withers before that chance comes… his current relationship with Wright is still good, still strong and meaningful. And in the meantime…
In the meantime, perhaps it’s time to start growing more comfortable with physical contact again, and learning what he needs to do to become capable of being in a healthy romantic relationship…
Notes:
Sloooooooooooooooow buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn…
Fun fact: Miles has referred to Phoenix by his first name only one other time in this fic prior to this chapter, back in chapter two. This was completely on purpose, and all leading up to this moment.
Also, summerwithaniinit did an awesome picture of Phoenix in his cravat, along with his new waistcoat, and you can see it here!
Chapter 35
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Naturally it’s not so easy as all that; Miles acknowledging his feelings is not the same as quite knowing what to do with them. Indeed, at first it’s awkward – awkward and confusing, tiny gestures and shifts of Wright’s voice suddenly gaining new layers of meaning, an acute awareness of his own feelings and reactions to these things, the utter disinterest said feelings for Wright have in staying in their dratted box in spite of having lived there just fine for the past few years, blasted things, this whole situation is one his life has left him entirely unprepared for. It is a strange, new thing with unruly edges that he doesn’t quite know how to handle. Indeed, the first time Wright had called him after Miles made his realizations, the man had gotten as far as, “Hi, Edgeworth,” before Miles panicked and hung up on him. Twice. He’d blamed a bad connection, but he’s not quite sure Wright bought it.
Then, for once, a couple weeks after his realization and during a session with Dr. Heilen, he suddenly realizes… this is not new. It is not a new emotion he’s experiencing, he’s been aware of its existence since Kurain, it may even have been around longer. He simply has a name to go with it now, an understanding of why he’s grown to enjoy seeing Phoenix blush and why the man’s happiness has become so much more important than it once was. There is no need to be awkward, he’s been dealing with this for years. Loving Phoenix for years. And with that realization something… settles. Relaxes and calms, truly accepts that he’s not going to act on this right now, that he has time to learn something of how romantic relationships work – or, at least how healthy ones work. It’s not a race, and if he hasn’t driven the man away yet, it’s doubtful he ever will, no matter what happens.
And, in the meantime, he can enjoy what he currently has with Phoenix and focus his attention on more pressing matters, such as convincing both Wrights that, yes, vegetables are a daily experience and not a weekly phenomenon.
“Quit ragging on me, Edgeworth, we eat vegetables, regularly, scout’s honour!”
“I saw how you ate in England, Wright, colour me skeptical.”
“A man’s dietary habits should not be judged based on how he eats when he’s abroad,” Phoenix sniffs, then rolls his eyes with a slight smile, “Honestly, I’m being a responsible dad and making sure Trucy grows up big and strong. I’m even cutting back on how often I eat at Eldoon’s and making sure I keep my bluffing skills in practice! Do you know how hard it is to bluff Trucy? Newsflash, it’s super hard!”
“If you’re looking for sympathy by admitting to lying to a young girl who so deeply admires your general honesty, I’m afraid you’re out of luck,” Miles retorts, folding his arms and tapping one bicep with a finger.
“Hey, you stop that,” Phoenix levels a finger of his own at Miles, “Trucy’s may be quick as a whip, but she’s also nine and not as wild about vegetables as either of us would like her to be. Either I stretch the truth a bit or she gets… I dunno, scurvy. The point is, not only would no court in the land convict me, it’s actually harder to do than win at trial sometimes and you should be nicer to me about it!”
“You poor man,” Miles offers in a tone that oozes false sympathy, but he can’t stop the smile now tugging at the corner of his lips.
“Jerk.” Phoenix sits back from his computer screen, folding his arms in a melodramatic sulk.
“Missing a few adjectives there, aren’t you?”
This gets a snort, “You know, no one believes me when I mention how self-depreciating you can be.”
“Acknowledgement of one’s flaws allows for self-growth and a superior overall performance,” Miles shrugs.
“A sound philosophy, but I’m calling you ridiculous on principle,” Phoenix’s eyes drop, presumably to check the time on his computer’s clock, and he sighs, “I can only stay for a bit longer, then I need to go make sure Trucy and Larry are actually working on her new set, not just distracting themselves with side projects.”
“I had been under the impression that Trucy was too disciplined for that sort of thing?” Miles props his chin up on one hand.
“Usually, but, well, Larry. Plus the consequences of leaving two seriously creative people alone together. …though she might also be subtly grooming him to be a temporary assistant in her show, just to spite me for not doing the job myself.”
Miles laughs at this, at the image it brings whenever the concept of Phoenix being a magician’s assistant is brought up and in bemused admiration for Trucy’s sheer tenacity in trying to get her father to accept a cut of her earnings. When he looks back at the screen the expression in Phoenix’s eyes is undeniably fond.
“I’m glad you’re feeling better. You’ve been really twitchy the last few times we talked, I was starting to get worried about you.”
…drat, he really was being as noticeable as he’d feared, deflect. “I was under the impression that you were always worried about me.”
“Good point, I was starting to get more worried than usual about you.”
Miles chuckles and shakes his head. “When did it become normal for us to constantly worry about each other?”
“Hey, speak for yourself, newbie, I’ve been worrying about you since I was literally nine. And I’m turning twenty-nine in a couple months!”
“With all that seniority you must be positively ancient. Should I be getting you a support pillow for your aching back?”
Phoenix holds up a finger, opening his mouth to retort, then lowers it again grumpily. “While I know you’re making fun of me, that actually does sound really good, yes please.”
“I’ll make a note of it. Give my regards to Trucy and the idiot, will you?”
“Sure thing! See ya ‘round, Edgeworth!”
“See you later, Wright.”
OoOoOoOoO
18 July 2020
M Edgeworth: I have finished reviewing the case you asked me to and e-mailed you my thoughts on the matter, so you should be receiving them shortly.
M Edgeworth: Oh, and Prosecutor DeBeste?
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Happy Birthday.
Sebastian D: Thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth!
M Edgeworth: You are 19, correct?
Sebastian D: Yes – Klavier and Simon are taking me out for supper to celebrate.
M Edgeworth: You are on a first name basis with them now?
Sebastian D: Yes! We’re the three youngest members of the Prosecutors’ Office, so we’ve wound up together a lot. They’re both very interesting to converse with.
M Edgeworth: Oh. Well, congratulations.
Sebastian: Thank-you!
M Edgeworth: You’re welcome.
OoOoOoOoO
Miles had known this was coming. He’s known for a long, long time, and if he’s not as prepared as he’d like to be, he has only himself to blame.
Only himself.
…
…well, himself and the ramifications of June and the identification of his profound feelings for Phoenix had cut into the time he’d set aside for planning this, but the fact remains that it’s the last week of July and Steel Kon UK is the second weekend of August, and Miles is not feeling secure in his preparations at all. Yes, he’s done some research on proper convention preparation tips and etiquette, arranged for the time off (including a few days after the ‘con’ is over for the recovery time every article agrees is necessary if you can get it), but still…
Another look in his bathroom mirror has him squirming with embarrassment at what he’s wearing.
Jeans.
Sneakers.
A grey t-shirt.
An unbuttoned long-sleeved shirt of dim purple, dusty blue, and grey, because it’s been nearly two decades since he wore short sleeves in public for any reason and no.
…
…he will admit, he looks almost alarmingly different dressed like this, he wouldn’t expect it of himself in another’s shoes, but… he- it- his version of ‘casual clothes’ are just old suits no longer fit for court wear. They’re comfortable and convenient. Denim is a very strange texture on his legs in comparison, and the t-shirt… it’s like he’s walking around in one of his undershirts for all to see, and there is a strong urge to hold shut or button up his over shirt. And he’s planning to go out in public like this, how do other people manage it on a daily basis, it’s mortifying.
…at least he decided to follow Dr. Heilen’s advice and try wearing it around the house a few times to get accustomed to it (not that he’d actually told the doctor why he was considering trying a new look, but the advice he received is proving sound). Also, ugh, he’s wearing shoes in his apartment, yes these sneakers have never been worn outside and thus are perfectly clean, but it still feels wrong in this situation, and they fit strangely compared to his usual oxfords to boot.
If Phoenix’s exploits avoiding reporters are to be believed, no one should recognize him in the event he meets someone he knows there, but still. This convention had better be worth it, or Miles is giving Maya a piece of his mind, whether she deserves it or not! In the meantime, he’s obviously going to have to do this a few more times before he gets there…
Notes:
Edgeworth: reacts to realizing he’s fallen in love in a calm, rational manner. Sadly, emotions are basically the opposite of rational, especially in regards to love.
Miles has never worn jeans before in his entire life, this is a strange new experience, and he doesn't like it!
Chapter 36
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
August 2020
Trucy pouts at him over the video feed as Miles fails to do a coin trick. “You haven’t been practicing.”
“I have so! Some,” he tacks on at her skeptical eyebrows, “I still fail to see why it is so important to you that I learn this.”
“It’s an important life skil!” Trucy harumphs, then covers the headset’s microphone to call over her shoulder, “Daddy, come show Mr. Edgeworth how to make a coin disappear properly!”
A few moments later, Wright appears in the camera frame and Trucy unplugs her headset so they can both talk to him. “Hiya, Edgeworth! Behold, nothing up my sleeves!” he holds up a fifty-cent coin, then proceeds to send it flickering in and out of existence, not as deftly or fancily as Trucy can, but still, even knowing how these tricks work, Miles still can’t spot them. At the end Miles gives a polite but sincere round of applause.
“Bravo, you’ve gotten much better at that.”
Phoenix rubs the back of his neck and grins. “I’ve got a good teacher.” He ruffles Trucy’s hair and she glows.
“Indeed. Perhaps you might explain to her that some of us are simply not as dexterous as others?”
“Tell her yourself,” he replies, bemused.
“I have, she doesn’t believe me I’m calling you in as a witness.”
“If you say so,” Phoenix turns to his daughter, “Edgeworth’s never been very good with his hands, even when we were your age. Hey, remember the time we did origami in art class?”
Miles can feel his face heating up. “…I had forgotten that.”
“Forgotten or repressed?”
“Yes.”
Both Wrights laugh, and they chat as a group for a bit longer before Phoenix steals the headset from Trucy and requests some private conversation with Miles. The man’s demeanor changes the instant his daughter leaves the room, the relaxed air vanishing in a moment, and Miles sits up straighter.
“I take it you have news?”
“Kay stopped by last night,” the man nods, serious but also thrumming with some sort of nervous energy, “She thinks she may have a lead.”
That is news indeed, sending him leaning towards the screen. “On Kristoph?”
“On Zak.”
Just two words, and they send him reeling. There hasn’t been so much as a whisper about Zak’s whereabouts since his disappearance, and for Kay to tell Phoenix this… “You realize she only reveals solid information of this sort, correct?”
“Yeah,” comes the nod of confirmation, “She said it’s tenuous, but from a reliable source, and she’s setting aside Kristoph to focus on this for the moment. Edgeworth… if she can find him, if we can set up a meet, this could be a game changer. This could be the missing piece that pulls it all together.”
“…have you told Trucy?”
“Not yet. It’s still pretty up in the air at the moment, I don’t want to get her hopes up only for it to fall through. I- I don’t know what that would do to her.”
“The psycho lock?”
“Psyche-lock, and yeah, she still has it. Still not really crying, either, no matter how many times I tell her it’s okay to. But I will let her know if things get more solid – she’s involved, she deserves to.”
Miles nods, then peers at Phoenix, trying to get a better look at his expression through the camera feed. “Are you well?”
“Honestly?” he runs a shaky hand over his hair, “I’m terrified. Things have been going so slowly, and then suddenly this? It’s a shock. If it all goes right… I could be able to get my badge back. I could be a lawyer again, not just because that’s how I think but an actual, practicing lawyer in my home country. I was beginning to think it might take another year, maybe more, but… this could be all over by this time next year.”
Over. After nearly a year and a half, Phoenix is both right and correct, for all Miles’s fine words at the beginning it has been beginning to feel like this ordeal will never end. To suddenly have a glimmer of light after so long chasing shadows… it is a relief, but also such a shock that it’s hard to process, like the world is trying to desaturate and brighten both at once. He doesn’t even notice he’s gripping his arm until Phoenix inquires as to his own well-being in concern.
“I’m fine,” Miles assures him, folds his arms so the grip is less noticeable. “Merely a touch overwhelmed. Very pleased to hear all this, though.”
“Thanks,” this brings a tired smile back to Phoenix’s face, “Guess I won’t be able to consult for you anymore once this is all over, though.”
“I don’t see why not, as long as you’re not working defense for the same case. Indeed, if anything you’ll be more qualified than ever once you’ve got your badge back.”
“Oh.” The man blinks, then smiles a little brighter. “I’d like that. Even without the exotic locals, it’s fun working on cases with you.”
“That… is good to hear, as the feeling is mutual.” Phoenix stares at him long enough after this that Miles starts to colour self-consciously (was that too forward? No, it can’t have been, he’s said such things before, hasn’t he? HASN’T HE???) “Is, ah, is something wrong?”
“Hm? Oh! No, just…” Phoenix’s expression makes him feel warm inside for some reason, “You’ve changed is all, since the first time I saw you in court. In a good way,” he hastily reassures.
…this does nothing to make the colour in Miles’s cheeks go away, deflect. “More like the boy you used to know?”
“Not… exactly,” Phoenix frowns, thoughtful, “But you seem… happier? No, more- more comfortable, I guess. Less like you’ve got something to prove. It’s good to see.”
“Oh. Thank-you.” Miles hesitates, then chuckles, “Honestly, you haven’t changed a bit since we were boys.”
“Aw…” Phoenix looks put out for some reason, but Miles just shrugs.
“Always rushing in to the aid of others, seeing the best in people, giving your full effort to any task you dedicate yourself to… you never change, Wright.” It doesn’t feel so uncomfortable to acknowledge how highly he thinks of Phoenix to the man himself these days, at least occasionally. Hiding entirely that he cares feels… less important, somehow.
Also, when dropped out of the blue like this, outside of personal crises that require motivational encouragement, compliments tend to make Phoenix turn a rather delightful shade of red, which he does right on cue in reaction to Miles’s assessment. “I- uh- um- er- I- I’d be careful there, Edgeworth. Don’t want to build me up too much, I’ll get used to it.”
“Ah, but if I don’t build you up, however can I knock you down when we finally face each other in court again?” Miles smirks.
Phoenix responds to the challenge in a flash, that old courtroom grin making a reappearance. “Getting a little cocky there, aren’t you?”
“Next time we stand on opposite sides of the bar from each other in court I have every intention of destroying you.”
“I’d like to see you try!”
“Oh you would, would you?”
They both wind up thoroughly distracting themselves with this debate and forgetting both the time and the fact that they’re not currently in court until Trucy rematerializes and announces that “It’s past Mr. Edgeworth’s bedtime,” and also that he is found guilty of staying up too late when he has work in the morning, thus ruling in the defense’s favour and awarding said side a hundred dollars. It’s a testament to how caught up in their… call it a debate he is that Phoenix actually lets her count the twenties into his hand and flourishes them triumphantly at Miles before he realizes that he’s been inverse-grifted. Miles ends the call with an amused snort and the words, “NO, TRUCY, THIS IS YOUR MONEY, YOUR MONEY!!!” and “NO TAKE-BACKS-IES!!!” ringing in his ears.
Notes:
Trucy is very invested in helping contribute to the family income. Phoenix is very invested in convincing her that he is financially capable and she should be putting that money towards her show, her higher education/training, and other things connected with herself. The battle of wills continues.
Up next: Steel Kon UK 2020!
Chapter 37
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles arrives at the convention center on Thursday August 6th in one of his dark grey court suits, though with a grey vest rather than a wine one, and a collared shirt with a black tie. If he’s doing this, he’s not making the stupid mistake of showing up in his signature look and colour and just hoping it goes smoothly. Check-in to his room is simple, and there’s a booth for those who pre-registered with the convention to pick up their badges and such in an area nearby. Noting its location, he first goes to his room, then emerges twenty minutes later, feeling far less secure than he would prefer in his ‘disguise.’
He’s taken some measures to prevent overspending, though he doubts that will be a problem – he already has most of the boxed sets of the different series and currently available literature he wants, and those are the only forms of merchandise he’s really interested in for the most part. His phone is charged, he’s got a new satchel to carry it, his wallet, and any paraphernalia he might wish to have with him (the website mention a convention map and schedule – both sound useful). He has ID and his room keycard and is dressed to blend in.
He can do this.
…
…it takes two false starts before he manages to unglue his feet from the carpet outside his room (he blames the sneakers) and make his way back to the sign-in area, and a physical effort to not keep reaching to adjust the jabot he isn’t wearing (his neck is bare and he is in public, it feels wrong). Not to mention, in spite of wearing them a few more times at home, his jeans still feel foreign, and his long-sleeved overshirt and untucked t-shirt feel loose and drafty. At least standing in line isn’t so bad – he’s queued for theatrical releases and to pick up pre-orders that could only be acquired in-store before, it’s not so bad. The tricky bit, indeed, the most dangerous part of this whole operation, comes only when he reaches the head of the line.
“Name?” a slightly bored volunteer asks as he reaches the check-in table.
Deep breath, no reason for her to have heard of him, most people outside of the legal world haven’t, and that is the majority of the global population… “Miles Edgeworth.” And he holds out his driver’s license for verification.
There is a spark of something in her eyes as they flick between his ID and his face, oh no- “Miles, eh? I have a cousin named Miles, small world. Anyway, this your first con?”
He blinks. “How…?”
“You’ve got that ‘terrified new guy’ posture,” she gestures at him, then offers, “You don’t have to put your actual name on the badge if it makes you uncomfortable – lots of people use nicknames or ‘net handles, it’s fine as long as it doesn’t obscure the badge and isn’t obscene or anything.”
Miles nods stiffly, neatly writes on the proffered slip of decorated card stock, slides it into its plastic sleeve, and hangs the lanyard around his neck. Moments later he has a bag with the promised map, schedule, and some flyers, and he’s loose in the crowd again, then heading back to his room feeling slightly more secure now that he has a pseudonym in place and a chance to look over the schedule ahead of time in private.
And tomorrow, the Legal Samurai takes on Steel Kon UK 2020.
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Maya Fey: Well??? What’s the con like???
M Edgeworth: I don’t know, I haven’t gone down yet.
Maya Fey: IT’S BEEN OPEN FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR WTH ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM????????
M Edgeworth: Enjoying a late breakfast and getting a few last case files dealt with before going to the opening ceremony.
Maya Fey: …the opening ceremony isn’t until 1 pm, I have the con schedule open in front of me, don’t try to lie, that’s two and a half hours away that’s TWO AND A HALF HOURS YOU CULD BE ECPERIENCING OF CON LIFE WASTED ON PAPREWORK!!!!
M Edgeworth: In contrast, it is one in the morning in Kurain – you should be asleep.
Maya Fey: Nah, got an all-night ceremony, I’m not allowed to sleep anyway, ‘sall good.
M Edgeworth: I have a strange feeling that you are not supposed to be texting in the middle of this ceremony.
Maya Fey: Conveniently enough, the creator of said ritual never had an opinion on using cell phones, and I’m the head of the family so what I say goes.
Maya Fey: Also she reincarnated so we can’t just channel and ask her and Sister Bikini didn’t think to check my hair for contraband, so I’m in the clear.
M Edgeworth: I cannot help but feel this is still in contradiction to the intentions of what you’re supposed to be doing right now.
Maya Fey: You don’t even believe in this stuff, what do you care?
M Edgeworth: Touché.
M Edgeworth: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have paperwork to do.
Maya Fey: DON’T FORGET TO GET ME ONE OF THE CON T-SHIRTS, PLS!!!
M Edgeworth: I make no promises.
Maya Fey: Meanie. :(
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Miles leaves his room with plenty of time factored in for taking the stairs (naturally) and getting self-conscious about his attire (unfortunately). …maybe he should have gotten a hat after all, he had thought wearing one would stand out too much, but plenty of people here are wearing all sorts of things, from Steel Samurai caps to costumes that would look out of place on the set of the actual show due to being higher quality, which is frankly staggering. The cosplayers are also the ones garnering most of the attention from people outside their own groups; no one really looks twice at Miles. This is good, but also more than a touch strange – he had not realized how accustomed he is to so generally being watched by others. It is a humbling but also liberating experience.
In spite of all this, however, it is somehow not until he’s seated and the opening ceremony actually begins, and the entire auditorium goes wild as the Steel Samurai season one opening theme starts playing, that it really sinks in for him that every single person here is also a huge fan of the series, just like him. He’s used to either being an outlier or encountering a theatreful of people at most, many of the latter consisting of families humouring their younger members. But now… there’s a few hundred people in this room, more buzzing around the corridors and attending various panels and demos, a line waiting for the vendors’ hall to open, even a few well-populated rooms set aside to simply play back-to-back episodes of various seasons and series for the entire convention!
Sitting back in his seat, he folds his arms and allows a trickle of genuine excitement to start flowing as the host begins the welcoming speech. It seems Maya might indeed have been right to steer him towards this and, if that turns out to be the case, she might very well be getting that shirt she’s so keen on having after all.
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Maya Fey: Okay, opening ceremony is over by now, what you doing first?
M Edgeworth: Having lunch, there are some promising restaurants nearby.
Maya Fey: What? WHAT? No, no non ono no, you can’t jsut do that, ou just fot there, you have to do stuff, the first days alredy oalmost half over! DX DX DX
M Edgeworth: I still need to eat, and it should not take long.
Maya Fey: GOOD!
M Edgeworth: Completing the case file I was working on earlier may take longer, though.
Maya Fey: Case file?
Maya Fey: What case file?
Maya Fey: TELL ME YOU DID NOT BRNG WORK WITH YOU TO THE CON!
M Edgeworth: Miss Fey, I am doing my utmost to uphold the truth these days.
Maya Fey: YOU ARE THE WOEST, THE AVTIAL WORST, IM CHANGING YOUR CALLER ID TO EDGEWORST, THERE, DONE, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!!!
M Edgeworth: You cannot imagine my joy.
Maya continues to rant angrily into the chatlog, and it is with a certain amount of amusement Miles watches while carefully eating the extremely inferior sandwich he’d procured at one of the convention center’s dining rooms, then switches his phone off. After all, the panel speaker’s just gotten on stage, and Miles has always been weak when it comes to hearing professional martial artists talk about the combat forms used in Steel Samurai.
Notes:
In case I wasn’t entirely clear, Miles just completely trolled Maya – he never left the con, he never planned to, and, if you reread his messages to her in their second conversation, he never stated intention to do anything of the sort, he just fed her some very leading statements.
Maya wasn’t lying about changing his caller ID to Edgeworst in her phone, though, that’s very much a thing now. Also her and Miles being fandom friends in this was one of the best choices I ever made, they're fun to write interacting with each other!
Chapter 38
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The rest of the afternoon goes on the positive side of how he thought it might – the panel he’d texted Maya from is excellent, and from there he goes to an equally excellent one that goes into further detail on some of the mythological and folkloric elements referenced and touched on in the show. The latter is especially interesting, as Miles has always found it a somewhat impenetrable subject when he attempts to look into it outside of direct reference books; there are simply so many variations on such things depending on the place and era their stories are being told in, and it’s easy to get confused (feudal law is so much more comprehensible, really, it’s a marvel anyone’s made any progress at all in regards to researching folklore).
The need to stretch his legs asserts itself after this (he’s climbed six less staircases than usual today, that’s quite a chunk of energy left unspent), so he takes a turn around the vendors’ hall and artists’ alley. Neither hold much to tempt him, but it’s enjoyable to simply browse, see items in real life that he has previously only seen in pictures, take in the sheer abundance of it all, and make mental notes of a few things he might acquire for Maya a little later. The only thing he actually purchases is the requested Steel Kon UK 2020 exclusive t-shirt, since if the mystic is to be believed they sell out relatively quickly. And, honestly, she’s been offering more and more outlandish bounties for one since he confirmed (and swore her to secrecy over) the fact that he would be attending unless some unavoidable situation came up. Indeed, this is part of why he’s been so vague in regards to whether he would be purchasing one for her or not.
Well, that and the fact that her desperate flailing over the past months has been entertaining for him personally. Personal amusement is also why he doesn’t get her a medium-sized shirt, even though there are plenty left. After all, why would he do that when Maya has the potential to be a small medium in a large? (And she has the gall to claim he has no sense of humour…)
He makes a brief stop back to his room after this, both to put away the shirt and to simply sit and breathe for a few minutes after the sheer… presence of so many excited fans in close proximity. It’s a strange combination of heady and overwhelming, and it’s a relief to get a little quiet before heading off to another panel.
Then another.
He’s just coming out of one on how Steel Samurai has impacted the tokusatsu industry (and writing down the titles of a few other series that sound like they might be worth taking a look at), when he chances to look towards a window and realize that not only is it getting late, but the convention center restaurants and food areas will likely have closed for the evening, meaning he’ll have to look farther afield for a source of sustenance.
And that’s where his plans go… awry.
Everywhere that’s anywhere near the convention center is packed with con attendees on the same mission as Miles to the point of there being extensive waiting lines, forcing Miles to linger around other people for an extended period of time. Which would have been fine, he charged his phone for a bit while he was in his room, except, well, he ends up standing quite close some other con attendees while in line for the Vietnamese place he’s settled on, a group of friends by their interactions. One of whom had referred to the legal system within the Steel Samurai universe as an ‘unholy mess,’ and, well. The fact that there is a coherent structure to the in-universe legal system has always been one of Miles’s favorite parts of the show, and he says so before he can think better of it.
And… somehow this does not lead to hostilities. Instead, he’s invited to join their group to dine, and supper takes place amid a hearty discussion of the topic laced with these new people also trying to trip him up or find flaw in his findings. They fail – if one takes proper time to study it, the legal system in question breaks down into a near-exact blend of 50% modern Japanaforian law, 40% Japanese feudal law, and 10% made-up laws to account for the fact that Neo Olde Tokyo has people like the Steel Samurai, Pink Princess, and Evil Magistrate existing there. Miles has been tracking it as a hobby since he first started watching, and it’s honestly a very interesting topic. Maya has also found it interesting to discuss, but, given her relationships with both her sister and Phoenix, that’s not so surprising – he honestly hadn’t thought anyone else would find this topic at all interesting.
Yet they do. And discussing it with other people like this is… enjoyable. Absolutely terrifying, but… enjoyable. Also surprising when, after paying his share of the cheque and expressing his plans to attend a few more panels before turning in for the night, two of the group members accompany him – a curly-haired woman with a light Scottish accent and a man who is either Asian or has strong Asian heritage (and also a more than decent cosplay of the Steel Samurai’s civilian form, complete with a cloth veil to imitate the shadow always cast over the hero’s face thanks to his hat and careful cinematography). The two of them are going to the same panel. For some reason they wish to accompany him there.
…
…this is very strange, he’s used to Maya and Trucy being the only ones interested in discussing Steel Samurai minutiae with him, and due to being in such different time zones they rarely have the time or opportunity to have a discussion lasting this long. Is this how socially capable people make friends? He hopes not, he’s trying to keep a low profile, exchanging contact information is not conductive to this task. This does not stop him from getting drawn into a new conversation about the special attacks and moves of various characters on their way back to the convention center and then the appropriate room. Or from sitting with them at said panel (purely so as not to be surrounded by strangers). Or from joining another conversation at the end of the panel (Maya prefers the cartoon remake to the anime and Trucy hasn’t seen either, so he doesn’t usually get a chance to talk about it).
He’s not quite sure how he ended up rejoining the rest of Fran and Fan’s group (“Yeh, I’m Fran Bhoy, he’s Fan Gal, yeh, those are our given names, and yeh, we’re datin’.” “Couple of destiny!”) in a bar. And especially not how he came to have a row of three shot glasses in front of him.
“Oh, oops, sorry, Legal,” Fan winces at Miles’s expression, “Counted heads at the table, forgot you’re not a regular with our convention gang. We can spread ‘em around if you don’t drink. But, uh, if you have one, you have to have the other two as well.”
“…what are they?” The middle one is… very pink. And the one on the right is nearly black. And the last one is grey. And glittery.
“Steel shots,” Fran says enthusiastically, “Samurai, Princess, and Magistrate – a grand old Steel Kon UK first night tradition!”
It is… tempting to give it an attempt, if only because he’s enjoying himself and does not want to cause offense, but he’s never done shots and has little experience with mixed drinks. Thus, “I had best not,” he gently pushes the tray away, “I do not wish to make a fool of myself by mistake, and have little experience with harder alcohols.”
(Actually, he only has one experience with them – when he turned eighteen and was at last legally allowed spirits. Manfred had sat him down with a bottle of vodka, made him drink ‘til he couldn’t stand, then debated law with him for over an hour afterwards. On top of this, Miles hadn’t been allowed anything for the resulting hangover the next day, not even time off. Since then Miles has stuck exclusively to wine and beer and been extremely conscientious of his intake rate. It’s probably the only instance of what could be counted as physical abuse towards him from Manfred, but as a result he’s never been tempted to seek solace from the bottle even at his lowest point, so another instance of the man inspiring obnoxiously conflicting feelings, damn him.)
“Dibs then,” Fran cheerfully snags the tray and pulls it next to her own little row of now-empty glasses, unaware of Miles’s thoughts.
Social interaction successfully navigated, he orders himself a beer instead (advantages of Europe to America – proper beer readily available) and settles back into the conversation. Then somehow just… never makes it back to his room. To the convention center, yes, through the halls with the group he is now vaguely part of, back to their shared room with every intention of returning to his own any minute now, any minute-
-he falls asleep in an armchair, wrapped around his satchel, conversation flowing on around him even as he does so.
Notes:
Is Miles going by the name ‘Legal Samurai’ while at the con? Yes, yes he is.
Tokusatsu is the term for the shows like Steel Samurai that are live action and make heavy use of special effects. Our real-world equivalents are shows like Kamen Rider and Ultraman.
In Germany, drinking age for beer and wine is 16, for spirits like brandy, whiskey, vodka, and basically anything that isn’t wine or beer it’s 18.
Chapter 39
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles wakes up stiff, disoriented, and very embarrassed when he realizes he’s not in his own room, not to mention the fact that the rest of the group he’d met the previous day is already awake.
“Don’t worry about it,” the yellow-haired woman – Zap, that’s what the others had called her – comments, offering him a sealed bottle of water from a twelve-pack in one corner of the room, “If anyone had really been bothered by it, we would have woken you up.”
…he’s never understood how other people can meet and just… instantly get along – this has never been the case for him at any point in his life. If not for that mockery of a trial, it’s unlikely he, Larry, and Phoenix would have ever made friends, what with Miles’s solitary nature, Larry’s troublemaking, and Phoenix still struggling with being the new kid in a class that had known each other for several years now. It’s a pleasant, novel experience to be accepted so quickly and easily into a group, to meet people as himself before they meet his reputation, before they form assessments of him based on one of the titles he’s picked up over the years.
Which is probably why he ends up loitering in the hall while the rest of the group gets changed so they can all go to breakfast together. There’s a few spaces in the schedule where nothing particularly grabs his attention, he can go and shave the-
…ugh, being here is doing things to his head, he was actively considering going out in public unshaven of his own free will, absolutely not. He knocks on the door and requests to either borrow a razor or meet them downstairs. Fan lets him in and the other man in the group – a dedicated Crimson Archer crossplayer called ‘Streamer’ for reasons Miles is uncertain of – lets him use one of the disposable ones he’d brought with him. “I can’t get over the fact that that’s your natural hair colour – I thought you dyed or bleached or something!”
…at least he didn’t just assume Miles was much older than he is, like so many do… Still, “Grey’s not that uncommon."
“It’s pretty uncommon,” Fran calls from the bedroom.
“Yours is bright pink,” Miles counters.
“Not my natural colour!”
“…oh.”
“Ignore her,” Fan says from where he’s helping Streamer with his costume, “Her natural colour is dark pink, she does bleach.”
Miles glares at the bathroom door, since the women are changing on the other side and he can’t go out.
“Legal’s glarin’ at you through the door, Fran,” Streamer calls.
“Meh!”
“Actually, he looks legit terrifying – change faster, I’m scared,” Fan chips in.
“Glare back, he’s more scared of you than you are of him!”
“I assure you, that is not the case,” Miles says coolly when the other man glances at him. Fan doesn’t have a magatama, he can’t prove anything.
Indeed, the man swallows, then yells, “FRAN, TELL CINDY AND SHIRLEY TO HURRY UP!”
“How come you’re not yelling at Zap?”
“Because we all know she’s finished by now!”
Miles rolls his eyes and leans against the bathroom counter, musing that he probably has Phoenix to thank for the fact that he’s barely registering the madness going on around him.
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He splits off from the group again after eating (and agreeing on a meet-up spot and time in the evening if they don’t see each other again during the day) to wander around some more, and also because clean clothes. Not that it will be overly obvious to anyone else, seeing as he approached his going-unnoticed clothes the same way he approaches his usual wardrobe: find something he likes (or can at least tolerate in this instance) and just get copies of that. Much easier than having to choose each morning.
Another turn around the vendors’ hall turns up a CD of some of the more popular songs from the original Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo series as performed by a full orchestra (too intriguing to pass up, in part due to all he’s learned about orchestras since gaining the acquaintance of Sebastian). He also stumbles upon a Pink Princess action figure of approximately the same size as the Steel Samurai one he uses for his photography. This alone is not enough to sway him… until he realizes that he realizes he would be able to take pictures of them going on walks and sight-seeing together, and then the next thing he knows is that she’s been paid for and carefully tucked into his satchel. Part of him has already made note of the fact that, with how the two figures’ hands are molded, a little careful positioning could probably produce a photograph wherein it looks like they’re holding hands and moved this to the top of his priorities for his next photography excursion.
The artists’ alley reveals a stall displaying several prints that he’s actually seen before, because Maya has sent him links to the artist’s blog over the years, often enough that he knows the woman running the booth is one of the mystic’s favorite fan artists. With the time he’s been having so far… he thinks Maya’s earned herself more than just her coveted shirt for putting him onto this, so he goes through the portfolio of available art on the table and selects several he remembers Maya rhapsodizing about. The artist thanks him for his purchase and smiles happily when he admits that they’re for a friend who is a huge fan of her work.
He’s almost out of the large room when he notices one booth is selling decks of cards, one featuring attacks and characters from season two, Trucy’s favorite thus-far. Honestly, he debates with himself for quite some time over these – he got Trucy cards last year, and he’s fairly sure constantly getting a person variations on the same present is breaking a rule somewhere. At the same time, the young magician has been having a wonderful time making up tricks involving the new pictures on her German deck, and he’d quite like to see what she’d do with a deck like this…
…he can get her something else as well, these are cheaper than the previous deck, it should be fine. He pays for them and, with a little quick walking, makes it just in time to catch the start of a panel on some of the more prominent side characters that started getting introduced in later seasons. If he ends up sitting with Shirley and Cindy, it’s because it’s more logical to sit with acquaintances than strangers and he recognized their cosplays (characters from another series made up to fit the Steel Samurai universe, or so he’d been informed this morning), nothing more. Afterwards he goes back to his room to drop off his purchases – he doesn’t want to risk the prints getting damaged from being carried around in his satchel.
While there he takes a bit of time to sit on the end of his bed and simply breathe. Miles has been to conventions before, and large social gatherings, but those were always formal or work-related things. This place… the sheer energy of it is immense, overwhelming even as it welcomes and draws in. The pleasure of being able to openly enjoy something so important to him… it’s intoxicating, but comes at the cost of feeling not quite himself. Liberating and terrifying both at once. For the first time he feels he might understand how people can behave so differently when granted anonymity – it’s a powerful force.
He considers staying on the bed a bit longer, but chooses instead to seek out food and find a place in one of the rooms where the various Steel Samurai series are playing. For now he’s here – he might as well experience as much as he can, including watching an episode or two with company for once.
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Evening brings with it another encounter with Fran, Fan, and the rest of their group. He stands out more than he did the previous day, as he is now the only one not in some elaborate cosplay. Somehow – he’s not quite sure what happened even in retrospect – this leads to all of them sweeping out into the city streets to find a hat for Miles.
“Shouldn’t we be staying in the convention center…?”
“Nah, Legal, half the fun of these events is gettin’ to run around town in costume,” Zap assures him, “You just hafta take off your mask before you go in stores.”
And, indeed, they aren’t the only ones out and about, the city streets look dreamlike with all the cosplayers wandering around and taking pictures of each other, and the fresh air and open space are a relief Miles hadn’t known he needed. So he trails along, the hour-long ramble that follows ending with them in a combination vintage/second-hand store and Miles staring at the hat Streamer has just handed him. It’s a hunter green fedora, the old-fashioned kind with a wide brim and dark band, similar to the one his father used to wear. It probably says something about the surreality of the situation that he tries it on rather than handing it back.
The hat fits well and a look in a nearby mirror shows that it suits him – not a surprise, really, considering how strongly he takes after his father, however… it’s like looking at a stranger. No, it’s like looking into another world, at another version of himself, one not raised by Manfred, perhaps? Unthinking, he reaches up with a hand, adjusts the tilt so it angles forward over one eye. Dapper. It’s not hard to see his father in his own face these days, but it’s even easier to see the resemblance like this.
Somehow the thought is not as painful as he would have guessed it to be.
In fact, it’s rather pleasing.
He wears the hat out of the shop, along with a flowing white scarf he found to go with it, because damn the consequences, he’s tired of having this much of his neck exposed! And also because the Legal Samurai’s proper character design includes one, even if he’s the only one in the group to know it. That he knows is enough. This whole event is strange and surreal, and if he’s not going to feel fully himself, he might as well enjoy it.
Notes:
Things it’s super easy to forget in Ace Attorney: we’re working on anime logic when it comes to potential hair and eye colours. If it’s in the rainbow, it can be your natural colour.
Shirley and Cindy are wearing Steel Samurai-variation Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus cosplays, and are also girlfriends.
Also, oinixsteph did a wonderful picture of Miles’s Legal Samurai SteelKon UK as of this chapter and it's lovely!
Chapter 40
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“So… nobility or straight-up royalty?”
“Hm?” Miles glances vaguely at Cindy from where he’s just set a timer on his phone for his tea (he might not be able to get the exact temperature of the hot water right using what the breakfast area of the convention center provides, but at least he can ensure he doesn’t over-steep it).
“Are you secretly nobility or just straight-up royalty in disguise?”
…Miles is going to blame the fact that he ended up spending another night on the group’s armchair (why did he even bother with a room?) that this question shocks him enough to knock over his mug of proto-tea, leading to a lot of hasty movement and serviettes being tossed on the spill. “I beg your pardon?!”
“We don’t want details or anything and we won’t tell – we’re just curious,” Fran adds.
“…is this why you allowed me to join your group?” he can’t help feeling a touch hurt by the idea, though Fan is waving his hands in denial almost as fast as the thought enters his mind.
“What?! No, Cindy came up with it last night after you passed out again, because she makes everything into a fairy tale, and… normally we all just ignore her for the most part at this point, except in your case it kind of adds up for once and no one can stop thinking about it,” he admits, leaning over to give him a reassuring clap on the shoulder, “You’ve got a neat perspective on the shows, and I’m still wowed you actually cracked the in-universe legal system!”
“Where did you even get the idea, then?” Miles responds, somewhat mollified by the explanation, because, honestly, of all the ridiculous ideas-
-six sets of eyebrows raised in near-perfect unison give him pause.
“You just have this… refined aura,” Cindy speaks up, fiddling with her serviette, “The way you talk and carry yourself – like a gentleman!”
“A really geeky gentleman,” Fran adds.
“I’m not that-”
“I’ve never seen anyone with better posture. And you carry a pocket handkerchief and brought your own fancy tea, mate,” Streamer cuts him off with a slight grin, “That’s pretty gentleman-y.”
“And your accent,” Shirley chips in, “You’ve got an English edge to yours, but there’s some other stuff going on in there as well – I think at least a slight German influence? I’m trained as a linguistic anthropologist,” she adds at his surprised look.
Well that’s a path he doesn’t want them going down, so, “I’m not noble or royal or anything of the sort – I had a formal upbringing that included elocution lessons with an English tutor, that is all.”
“…are you sure?”
Miles splutters, “Of course I’m sure!”
“Cindy!”
“What?” the woman pouts at Shirley’s reprimanding tone, “He could still be a long-lost heir or something!”
“We apologize for Cindy,” Fran says while maintaining eye contact with her friend in question, “She lives in the romance section of… everywhere, actually.”
Miles rubs his forehead. “Is the interrogation still in progress or may I safely leave to get some more hot water?”
“Nah, go for it,” Shirley assures him.
He does so, seating himself awkwardly back at his spot and glancing around as the new cup steeps. “You are… not going to press further in regards to my name or occupation?”
Streamer shrugs. “Honestly? We still don’t have the answers for those about Zap, and she helps run my website.”
“I am a woman of mystery.”
“Anyway, it’s con – it’s got its own ruleset. You wanna keep anon on? It’s cool.”
Cindy apologizes for getting carried away, and then the conversation shifts to how Steel Samurai characters change depending on what language it’s being shown in. It’s a topic Miles has never particularly considered before, and Shirley is more than happy to have a new set of ears, Streamer adding opinions here and there as they finish breakfast. Afterwards they all head off to attend a few more panels and take a last turn of the vendors’ room and artists’ alley before the closing ceremony. A group photograph where Miles pulls his new hat so low that his eyes aren’t even visible and that… is that. As promised, they don’t even press him for contact information, Zap just hands him a business card for Streamer’s website and says he can contact them through that is he wishes to.
“Just call yourself ‘Legal Samurai’ and we’ll know it’s you – most of the SS fandom doesn’t pay that much attention to the in-universe legal system at this point, so you’ll stand out. Anyway, you coming again next year?”
“Quite possibly,” he hedges.
“Well, if you do, tell us and wear the hat and scarf so we can find you and hang out again! It’s been fun.”
“…all right.”
They make their good-byes, he tips his hat, and then he heads back to his room to pack up for his return home.
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One would assume it would feel restrictive to return to his usual attire after several days in more casual wear, but mostly what Miles feels is a sense of relief to be back in a suit again, the only real regret that he can’t also re-don his jabot until he gets home (because he’s not slipping up with all this and getting recognized at the last minute, either).
Stepping into the street with his luggage is like waking up from a dream, one that was exciting and enthralling, but not always comfortable and also quite tiring. He’s glad he’s not returning to work until Thursday and… he thinks he’s glad he came. Yes, yes he is, this has been an enjoyable experience overall – perhaps this is why other people are so keen on vacations? He’d been half thinking of donating his disguise clothes somewhere once he was done with them, but once he’s back in his apartment he finds himself instead putting them in the laundry chute and preparing a space in the back of one of his drawers for them. There’s also the matter of googling how to properly store a fedora, which he’ll definitely have to do soon.
For now, however, he finds himself settling down on his sofa in three-quarters in one of his around-the-home suits and an old jabot, a glass of wine on the coffee table and a case file on the cushion next to him, a smile on his face. This is his world, and he’s glad of it, but… the world of the convention had been fun to visit. And he might go back. And if he does, he’ll need proper clothes…
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Maya Fey: Hi Edgeworst, finally got time to text you again – those twenty-four hour ceremonies really take it out of you, plus my phone battery died and I kept forgetting to put it on the charger because sleep deprivation, plus we got an inrush of clients over the past few days. Busy busy busy.
Maya Fey: Anuway please tell me you actually went to some panels or something, pls, I need to live vicariously through you, it’s the only way I’m ever going to go to Steel Kon UK.
M Edgeworth: And the truth of your informing me of it finally emerges.
Maya Fey: Hey, it’s not like I thought you wouldn’t enjoy it, I wouldn’t have told you at all otherwise, sheesh, but last I heard you were doing paperwork instead of con stuff!!! :(
M Edgeworth: Oh that.
M Edgeworth: That conversation was an example of what we in the legal profession refer to as ‘leading the witness.’
Maya Fey: I- what?
Maya Fey: Wait…
Maya Fey: YOU PLAYED ME!!!
M Edgeworth: Like a violin.
Maya Fey: AGJODAUUKYSD!!!
M Edgeworth: I did, as it happens, attend those panels you mentioned about cosplaying on a budget and the influence Steel Samurai has had on the tokusatsu genre.
M Edgeworth: I took notes.
Maya Fey: Everything is forgiven, I want details!
M Edgeworth: I scanned them a few minutes ago; they should be arriving in your inbox soon.
Maya Fey: You are my new favorite don’ttell Nick
M Edgeworth: My lips are sealed.
Notes:
Gods, this nerd, he’s supposed to be recovering from con, but the literal first thing Miles wanted to do when I got him home was put on a suit and settle down on the couch with a case file and a glass of wine. It’s a lot of work and stress, but he really does love his job.
Chapter 41
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles knows when Maya’s package arrives in Kurain because she actually calls him and screams in his ear. Then promises him a lifetime of free channelings and also a position of power in Kurain.
“I’m afraid I must respectfully decline. Besides, I was under the impression that men were not… particularly welcomed in your village?”
“Yeah, but, see, that’s a problem,” Maya replies, “We need women and men – too much of one or the other and the spiritual balance is thrown off. Not to mention what it’s doing to our society. I mean, look at Pearly.”
Miles’s brows knit. “What about her?”
Over the phone Maya sighs, and the sound is older than her twenty-one years. “There’s a reason she’s so obsessed with romance and ‘special someones,’ you know. Nine out of ten heterosexual Kurainese marriages fail, Edgeworth, and so do five out of ten homosexual marriages with outsiders. I grew up around a lot of heartbreak and broken homes, and now Pearly’s doing the same thing.”
“…this has to do with her determination to see you and Wright wed, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah. It- I’m pretty sure we were the first healthy male-female relationship of any sort she ever saw – her mom kept her pretty isolated, you know? And she knows I’m interested in having a family and kids at some point, and… I’m pretty sure it’s her way of trying to keep me from ending up one of the nine out of ten.” There’s a groan and a sound like a head thumping against something solid. “One of the big reasons I’m not stopping her like I probably should.”
“I have wondered about that.”
“Yeah. It’s really hard to crush the dreams of someone that much younger than you, who also thinks the world of you, and who also happens to be your cousin, and who also happens to be dreaming about you being in a healthy, loving relationship, which you would not in fact be against if it weren’t for who they think you should marry.”
“Mm.” the silence drags on, and Miles slowly realizes she’s waiting for him to speak. “I’m afraid I don’t have much to say on this topic – romance is outside my area of knowledge.”
“Yeah, but you like it,” he can hear the smirk in Maya’s voice, “You like it a lot.”
“I take mild pleasure from its inclusion in media.”
“Uh, yeah, no, I’ve heard you talk about the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess’s romance arc, remember? And it’s one of the shmoopiest romances I have ever seen once it gets going!”
“…I thought you liked it.”
“Edgeworth, I adore it, it’s like shonen and shojo got together and had a baby, but I bet you actually cry during the wedding episode where they say their vows and touch foreheads!”
He does. “I do not.”
“It’s a bad idea to lie to a psychic, Edgeworth.”
“I’m not lying,” he lies through his teeth (purely out of self-defense), “And you have insisted numerous times over the years that you are ‘not that kind of psychic’ and also that you’re not even sure if your ‘spiritual powers’ even count as psychic powers in any case!”
“Geez, why ya gotta go calling a lady out like that with her own testimony?” Maya huffs, but drops it.
She no longer tries to convince him of the ‘truth’ of her abilities; he no longer accuses her of being a fraud. Something happens when she or her fellow mediums ‘channel spirits,’ but he cannot accept that it is truly communication with the deceased. It raises too many questions that have no solid answers, and which he is uncomfortable even asking. Thus he is grateful that she seems to have accepted this and, ironically, it has left him more open to the potential that he might one day change his mind on this topic.
“Anyway, I love the shirt, wearing it now, it’s my new marathoning uniform, you’re awesome! And I can’t believe Suekane-sensei was there and you met her!”
‘…who?”
“Suekane-sensei! The artist you got me prints from – which I’m framing, by the way! You must have hit a lull in the crowd, I hear her booth usually has a line – she’s fandom famous, you know, and she actually works in the industry!”
“She’s an actor?”
“Artist – she does character design for a different series. Did she say anything?!?”
“She thanked me for the purchase and wished me an enjoyable convention.”
“Awwwww~ you should have stayed and talked to her!” Maya moans, “This was a chance in a lifetime!”
Miles raises an eyebrow even though she can’t see it. “You wish me to have engaged in casual conversation with someone you admire.”
“…on second thought, you made the right call, good job on that.”
“Imagine my relief to have your approval on this.”
“Uh-huh, keep it up and I’ll tell Nick you’re sassing me.”
“It’s amusing that you seem to believe he would be at all surprised.”
“Fine, keep it up and I won’t let you have a position of power after all in my new village order when I complete my mastery and come fully into leadership!”
“Oh?” Miles’s brow crinkles, “I was under the impression that you were already the leader of your people.”
“Eh,” though he cannot see it, he can easily picture Maya making a ‘kinda sorta’ gesture with her free hand, “In practice, mostly, in official standing, not quite. The head of the Fey Clan, and Kurain itself by default, has to be an official Master of the Kurain Channeling Technique, and I haven’t completed all my trials – I’m not even close to going to Khura’in yet. Talent and strength aren’t enough – you have to put the hours in, too. I’ve got a few years at least until then.”
“Ah. So you are unable to truly effect change at the moment?”
“What? No, I’m already making changes, there’s just some stuff I have to be the official clan head to do,” she says, her tone casual, offhand, “There are soooo many marriage laws that are getting kicked out the door when that happens.
“Like how if a marriage between a Kurainese woman and an outsider man breaks up and any girl children have to stay in the village and any boy children have to go with the dad? Yeah, that’s history. They don’t even have the chance for visitation rights, it’s gross. And I-” she takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly, “I didn’t even know that until I had to take on my title. I thought mine just… didn’t want us. We just get told, ‘men and boys who leave Kurain don’t come back.’ But if I don’t start making small changes now, people will never go along with it when I’m master and start making big ones.”
“…are you not concerned that someone might overturn your position before you’re fully secure in it?” he asks, rising as quietly as he can to begin silently pacing, removing emotion from his voice by venting it through movement.
“Aw, Edgeworth, are you worrying they’ll run me out of town? That’s sweet. Completely unnecessary, but sweet.”
He’s practiced the art of deflection often enough himself to recognize when it’s being used on him, even if Maya’s methods differ from his own. “I fail to see how it is not a danger if you are already over-turning long-held practices in spite of resistance.”
“Okay, one, I’m not just kicking stuff over randomly – I know you gotta go slow and methodical with this stuff if you want it to last properly. And two… it’s in their best interests to keep me around, and they all know it.”
“How so?”
There is a strange calm to Maya’s voice as she responds. “Well, if they tried to throw me out, for starters? I’d leave. And I’d take Pearly with me because, fun fact, I have custody of her. That right there’s already pretty bad, we’re the two strongest talents in our generation, Kurain wants us, and not only because our leaving would make a big mess of the line of succession.
“And I wouldn’t just leave. After that I’d come back, and I’d sue them for everything they had, including rights to the Kurain Channeling Technique, and, another fun fact, as de facto clan head, I know where all the skeletons are buried, so I’d win. And then I’d open my own Channeling service and school, and not only would they not be able to stop me, I’d be more conveniently located and undercut all their rates for any services they managed to keep providing. So, yeah. Better to leave me where I am.”
Miles doesn’t even bother trying to be quiet this time as he drops back onto his sofa, free hand running through his hair in shock. “Gott im Himmel.”
“Kurian’s got a lot of problems, Edgeworth, and I’m the boss, so they’re my responsibility. They can accept relatively gradual, steady change, or they can watch me tear everything down around their ears,” Maya’s voice is steady, but there is an underlying thread of pain he can just barely hear running through it, “But they don’t get to just leave things as they are. Leaving things how they are is how Kurain dies, Edgeworth, and I’m not letting that happen. Not on my watch.”
Miles is silent for a moment, digesting this. “I would not have expected such a strategy from you.”
“Yeah. It’s… not something I want to do if I can avoid it, but, I mean… I grew up around clan politics and lawyers. I can walk the walk and talk the talk if I need to.”
“You take your responsibilities to your home very seriously, don’t you?”
This earns him a hint of a smile in her reply. “I am Mia’s little sister, you know. Was there ever any doubt?”
“Last time we exchanged texts you were debating whether to make hamburgers or miso ramen the new official food of Kurain.”
“And I was very serious about that!” Maya objects, moving back into her more normal tones, “And I’m still not sure which one I should go with! I mean, obviously I’m leaning towards burgers because, duh, burgers, but ramen’s really good, too, and we’ve got a lot of vegetarians in Kurain and it’s easier to make really good vegetarian ramen than burgers, so-”
Notes:
I don’t usually include real people in fanfiction, but in this instance I wanted to give a nod to Kumiko Suekane, an artist who does AA character designs, and who once drew a comic of Miles being a Steel Samurai fan. This is actually quite important, because seeing that comic was what inspired Shu Takumi to believe Edgeworth would be better if he was more fleshed out, rather than staying the tragic and unlikeable character he was originally meant to be. And that’s why Miles’s Steel Samurai fandom is such an important character trait to me – because if he didn’t have it, he literally wouldn’t be the character we all know and love today! 8O
Fun fact, I was not planning for Maya to be quite this… invested in helping her village, let alone this hardcore, she basically wrote that dang plan herself. She’s got a lot of responsibility on her shoulders as clan head, and she apparently takes it quite seriously, at least in this universe. I don’t know why I expected anything else, I have maybe 40% control over these characters at any given time, and even then it’s mostly situational.
Chapter 42
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
September 2020
Miles is on his way back from a photography outing when he spots it. Though it has been a learning curve, he’s finally getting the hang of posing his new Pink Princess figure on unsmooth surfaces – her smaller feet, different joints, and different center of gravity have made the experience he has from posing her male counterpart rather less useful than he’d thought it would be, but still. He’s gotten to the point where he finally got her in a pose that was worth taking a picture of; a bit more of this and he thinks he’ll be ready to try for that hand-holding picture that inspired her purchase in the first place.
Pleased with this, and with the excess energy he almost always has to burn on his days off (one would think there are only benefits to not having to climb a couple dozen flights of stairs or so over the course of a day, but of course it’s not that easy), he’d decided to take a turn around the shopping district of Anwaltsstadt before returning home. With the seasons turning, the shops are putting up new window displays, full of bright, autumnal colours, which add interest to a long-since memorized route. This is also why a splash of cooler colour amidst the abundant warmth catches his eye and, after taking a moment to confirm that what he is seeing is accurate, he enters the shop without hesitation.
The scarf from the window has the smooth heaviness of fine silk and almost certainly more costly than appropriate, but, the thing is, she likely doesn’t know enough about high quality silk to tell, and Phoenix definitely doesn’t, so as long as he removes the label and ships it in a generic box, they’ll never know. And the colour is exactly right, too perfect to pass on…
Thus, Miles wraps the deck of Steel Samurai playing cards he acquired at the convention, adding an extra note with the scarf before he wraps that as well.
For Trucy, a German sky. Happy birthday.
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P Wright: Call me as soon as you have the chance – big news!
M Edgeworth: What? What’s going on?
Instead of a reply, Miles’s phone starts to ring and he almost drops it in surprise before he can answer. “Wright, what in the world-”
“Kay’s made contact with Zak. She’s negotiating a meeting.”
Miles finds that he has somehow come to be sitting on the floor of his office. Odd.
“Edgeworth? You okay over there?”
“When?” he asks instead, and only after several false starts.
“October. I don’t have a specific date or time yet, but October.”
“I see. I-” it is as though all his words have vanished, leaving only fragments and static in their place, and he shakes his head, trying to jolt something into place. “I- good god, Wright.”
A faint laugh echoes back to him. “Yeah, that was about how I reacted when she told me. Try not to punch another hole in the wall, okay?”
“It wasn’t a hole, it was a dent-!”
“Aaaaaaand there you are!”
He has no interest or use for awards, but if he did then Miles would almost certainly demand one for the restraint it takes to not insult Phoenix at this moment. But he manages a deep breath, regains his feet, and releases most of his temper. “How are you going to keep this from Kristoph? You’re still meeting with him, I understand?”
“Yeah, too suspicious to break it off and, hey, free food. And it’s satisfying to watch him try and be graceful about still not being able to beat me at poker. I’ll just tell him that I’m still nervous about Trucy being in 6th grade – which, honestly, I am, it’s a heavier workload and you know Trucy.”
“She doesn’t like to subtract from her duties, only add.”
“Yeah – she gets that from you, by the way.”
“Nyngh?!?”
Wright laughs at him, “Joking, joking. Anyway, I’ll tell him that, and that my investigations aren’t going the way I want.”
“He’ll spot a lie that bald,” Miles says, still disgruntled over the man’s jest, but also making a fair point.
“Nope, that’s actually true,” Phoenix shoots back.
“How so?”
“For starters? I want to meet with Zak tomorrow, and to also have a whole bunch of decisive evidence for the case suddenly come to indisputable light. It’s been a year and a half almost, I’m ready for some answers.”
Miles is quiet a moment. “…you’re getting rather good at double talk.”
“…yeah, I guess I am.” A sigh and a creak that Miles recognizes as Phoenix’s sofa cushions. “Ugh, it’s necessary at the moment, but I don’t like that I’m turning into a better liar because of all this, and don’t try to rephrase it or reframe it or anything, because at the end of the day I’m still lying and I still don’t like it. Cards on the table, I’m really glad we’re better friends now; it’s a relief to have someone who knows the whole story, that I can be straight with.”
Knowing exactly what Phoenix is saying, but also remembering the man’s own joke moments prior, Miles makes the conscious choice to reply, “Does that mean we should stop flirting with each other?”
He can just about hear Phoenix’s brain explode over the phone, followed by a garble that the man likely intends to be a coherent sentence, but which really isn’t. When the man pauses to draw breath, Miles cuts back in.
“Calm yourself, Wright, I kid.” He has no intention of stopping, even if making that comment nearly resulted in an example of mutual destruction. It’s not like he teases Phoenix like this frequently, in any case, or as if Phoenix doesn’t do it as well. Miles just knows when he’s actively flirting with Phoenix now. Most of the time.
“Joke! Yes! Because that is what we do sometimes, gee wow, lookit the time, gotta get to work, talk to you later, Edgeworth!”
Miles stares at the call ended message on his phone and wonders how the hell neither of them noticed this sooner. In his own defense, Miles is emotionally stunted and subpar on picking up social cues, but Phoenix is supposed to be good at this sort of thing, what’s his excuse?
…then again, Miles himself isn’t always the most… expressive individual. He is… fairly certain that he’s scowling less often, or at least less deeply, but it’s hard to tell unless he’s looking in a mirror, and he has enough rumours circulating about his supposed vanity without doing that all the time. Another thing he needs to work on. If he is frank, sometimes it feels like every time he turns around there’s a new personal problem he needs to deal with-
A stray glance brings his jacket sleeve into sight – dimmer than its true colour, he’s spiraling. With conscious effort, he closes his eyes and breaths, then moves to begin making a cup of tea. However slow it is, he is still progressing, steadily, and Dr. Heilen assures him that steady is preferable to hasty, easier to maintain, powerful in its cumulative effect. And, even moving steadily, there will be setbacks. There will be stumbling points and tripping into old habits. Those too are part of the process, moments to acknowledge and walk through, not harshly censor himself for. He is moving at his own pace, no one else’s…
While his tea is steeping, he unlocks his phone again and texts Phoenix.
M Edgeworth: I am glad to hear this news and for you, Wright.
P Wright: Thanks. I can’t believe you made that joke, though, are you trying to fry my brain???
M Edgeworth: So that’s what that sound was, I had wondered.
M Edgeworth: And to answer your question, no, I am not, as I am aware of how much you need it for your current endeavors. I have no intention of doing anything that would throw you off your game.
P Wright: …you know he’s not that dangerous, right? I mean… yeah, still really dangerous, but I’m outside the system he has most power in right now and he’s still the top DA in LT. He doesn’t have lulls or much down time, running the office, managing his employees and students, running his own trials, very busy guy.
P Wright: And he doesn’t know what I’m up to.
P Wright: He might suspect, but no proof.
M Edgeworth: Does anything actually penetrate that cloud of optimism surrounding you?
P Wright: Do you WANT it to?
M Edgeworth: Not really.
P Wright: And you call ME ridiculous.
M Edgeworth: You ARE ridiculous.
P Wright: I’d like to see you prove it!
M Edgeworth: ….
P Wright: No wait, I lied, the defense concedes.
M Edgeworth: Excellent. I would have hated having to call a child to testify against her own father.
P Wright: …yeah, I’m hanging up on you now.
M Edgeworth: Objection, you can’t do that, we’re texting.
P Wright: CLICK!
M Edgeworth: For pity’s sake, Wright.
P Wright: I can’t hear you, I hung up.
M Edgeworth: And you have the gall to claim you aren’t ridiculous…
Notes:
The current Narumitsu/Wrightworth status is as standing:
Miles = knows he loves Phoenix, is pretty dang sure it’s mutual
Phoenix = knows he loves Miles, isn’t even 100% sure Miles personally experiences romantic emotionsLeaving the truly shocking status that Miles actually has more of a clue what’s going on than Phoenix does with all this mess, even though he clued in on it all later.
Chapter 43
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
He’s not quite sure how it happened, but Miles’s communications with Sebastian have begun to include the occasional regular phone call in recent months as well as e-mails. Texting was tried for… approximately half a conversation. Given the young man’s vocabulary trouble, auto-correct is not his friend, so this is the more logical choice.
(When did his life start requiring him to schedule for phone calls with people not directly involved with his job…?)
“Deliriously- no, wait,” flipping pocket dictionary pages, more flipping pages, “Seriously, I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong,” Sebastian admits, frustrated and in a hurry because he’s on his lunch break, “And- and it’s Detective Gumshoe! The man’s almost impossible to offend! So how am I managing it so-” flip-flip-flip “-routinely?!”
Miles leans back from the desk in his apartment office. Quite frankly, if he didn’t know Sebastian, he’d say the boy was lying. Dick Gumshoe met Miles at his first official case as a prosecutor, after all, had stuck by him through the cruelest tempers of the Demon Prosecutor. How Sebastian DeBeste is managing to drive him off when Miles himself couldn’t… it boggles the mind. “What on earth are you doing to him?”
“I don’t know! I’m simply trying to be polite!!” Sebastian wails, “And they’ve started putting us on a lot of the same cases lately – I have to do something before it reaches catatonic proportions!”
“Catastrophic-”
“Drat it!”
“-and yes, you do,” Miles puts a finger to his temple, trying to recall all the times he’s seen Gumshoe upset that don’t involve illegal activity. “You haven’t been cutting his salary too much, have you? He’s used to managing on a low income, but past a certain point and it starts to cause serious problems for him.”
“No, no, that can’t be it,” Sebastian says firmly, adding just before Miles can confess to his bafflement, “I never cut his pay.”
“You… what?”
“I never cut his pay,” Sebastian repeats, confused, “He doesn’t have a huge salary to start with, and Simon says that positive reinforcement tends to work better than negative. So I tell him when I’m pleased with his work, and ask him to do better next time if he makes a mistake. Well, and I tell him what he did wrong, of course. But nicely! Klavier says manners are free, so it costs nothing to be polite.”
For a moment, Miles is silent. Then he lets his head drop into his hand with a groan. “Oh good grief…”
“Mr. Edgeworth?”
“That’s your problem,” he says, instead of groaning again as he wishes to, “He’s used to having his salary cut by his superiors if he does a bad job, to the point that if you don’t do it, he thinks you aren’t taking him seriously and gets sulky.”
“…that can’t be right.”
“I assure you it can,” Miles replies, recalling the one month he’d tried to be nicer to the detective after DL-6 had finally been cleared up, and how relieved the man had looked when Miles had finally snapped over a particularly bad mistake and cut the man’s salary by half for the remainder of the case.
‘Had me scared there, sir – I was starting to think you didn’t care what kind of job I did anymore!’
From there it had become a careful balance of figuring out the line between cruelty and perceived slight.
…it had resulted in an extremely strange few months…
However, Sebastian is not Miles. Socially maladept they both are, but the young conductor is a gentler soul, with a bad history when it comes to verbal chastisement… Miles taps his temple while thinking.
“Pay cuts are usually about a five percent decrease of his total salary for him these days,” he finally says, “He’s fairly accustomed to getting by on at least twenty percent less salary than he should have – under forty-five percent and it causes him actual financial difficulty.
“If you are uncomfortable with inflicting this punishment, however, simply reminding him that you will cut his salary if need be should be enough for the most part. However, you must remember, we are prosecutors – we see that those who do wrong are punished. If he does badly enough, it is your job as his superior on cases to dole out the appropriate punishment, and he knows it. He has been a part of the police force longer than either of us have been at our own jobs, he is familiar with how it functions.”
“…yes sir,” Sebastian says quietly, unhappy.
“That said,” Miles continues, “It is also your job to reward him for good work, as you seem to have been doing, and to make use of his talents. I… have never been skilled at this, and am likely in part at fault for the difficulty you are having with him. For this I apologize. If you seek to reward him in ways he will most appreciate… he likes to be useful. Sending him on errands like a lunch or coffee run are good, and he’s more than happy to give rides to those who need them. He’s also surprisingly good at building things – he’s got a rather good bug sweeper he made that has proven useful on more than one occasion.”
“Oh. All right!” Sebastian says, sounding much more cheerful now, then hesitates, “Though, it is a bit digressing- wait, no,” flipping pages, “-distressing too met out punishment to someone so much my senior in terms of experience.”
Amusement colours Miles’s tone. “Forgive me, Prosecutor DeBeste, but you began prosecuting when you were only seventeen, and only just turned nineteen this year. It’s going to be some time before you accrue as much ‘experience’ as Gumshoe has, and even then, unless he retires in the interim, he will still be outpacing you.”
“I suppose so,” the young man agrees, then hesitates, “Is it really all right for Gumshoe to be treated like this? With him being so used to being punished that he gets upset if he isn’t?”
“I’m afraid you’re asking the wrong source – Prosecutor Blackquill seems far more likely to understand what’s going on from what you’ve told me of him. He is a student of the human mind as well as the law, after all."
“True. Ah, no offense, Mr. Edgeworth. I might do that sometime. He’s a little busy at the moment, though – some long-term case he’s been working on looks like it might have a lead.”
“Oh?”
“Yes, he was telling Klavier and me about it the other evening – that is, he was telling us what he could about it. Mostly that he thinks he’s close to a break-through and is excited about it. Actually that’s all he said about it. He gives the-” flipping dictionary pages, a curse, “Er, a word for ‘to leave a mark,’ sounds a bit like ‘suppression?’”
“Impression?”
More flipping pages. “That’s the one, thank-you! He gives the impression that it’s a rather dangerous case to discuss, even with other prosecutors!”
Given some of the prosecutors he’s known, Miles finds this fair, but decides not to mention it. “You continue to get along with Prosecutors Blackquill and Gavin outside of working hours, then?”
“Yes, we go to lunch together sometimes – Simon turned twenty-one recently, that’s why we were out the other evening – Klavier insisted we celebrate. Did you know there are karaoke parlors in Los Tokyo? I didn’t – it was quite pleasant…” he trails off, quiet for a moment, then softly adds, “It is… nice, having friends I can do that with. Much better than how I got on with everyone at school.”
“Oh? And how did you get along with them?”
“Er, I didn’t, really.”
Miles snorts. “I sympathize. And I should go – you need to actually consume something beyond fluids during your lunch break.”
“I should be fine-”
“Have you ever reviewed the footage of State vs. Orger?”
“No?”
“I’m not surprised – one of my earlier cases, made memorable only by the fact that the defense attorney involved had been eating too lightly for several days and fainted mid-trial.”
“Really?”
“Oh yes – quite shocking, most unprofessional. Go eat your lunch.”
“Yes, Mr. Edgeworth!”
Miles should probably be annoyed at being hung up on like that, but all he can manage is an amused shake of his head. There might have once been a time when he was that young, but never so enthusiastic, so openly eager to please. It gives the impression of one much younger than even Sebastian’s scant number of years. Hard to believe he himself was only a year older when he began his own career, harder still to believe anyone had actually let him (when did twenty start seeming so young? He’d felt very much grown at the time).
At the very least, it’s a strange reassurance to know that Gumshoe is working with the boy. Even if their communication troubles continue, even if he isn’t much help on cases, the large detective will protect him to the best of his ability. And it is good to know that Sebastian is making allies within the prosecutors’ office; Miles still remembers sitting in that cell before Wright showed up and feeling utterly, utterly alone…
-he’d prefer it if Prosecutor Gavin wasn’t one of those allies, he still doesn’t quite trust the boy, but probably safer to be on his good side than his bad if Sebastian must be noticed by the rock star of the legal world. At least Prosecutor Blackquill seems reliable enough.
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P Wright: Meet date with Zak confirmed – October 17th!
Notes:
Though Miles is the one best known for doing it, Gumshoe apparently gets his pay cut by multiple other superiors as well due to his bumbling.
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October 2020
“All your coworkers are fools…”
“-my colleagues are the most foolish of fools-!”
“…can’t even follow basic procedure…”
“-they cannot even follow the most basic of procedures-!”
“…in spite of their years of seniority…”
“-when they have been doing this job far longer than I myself have-!”
“…how they survived without you, you don’t know…”
“-how they managed without me this long I shall never understand-!”
“…Miss Andrews would do a better job and this isn’t even her field…”
“-Adrian Andrews would do a far superior job and she is a business manager, not an Interpol agent-!”
“…and also perfect in all ways and you wish you could see her in person more often…”
“-yes, and she is perfect in all ways and I do- wait a moment… MILES EDGEWORTH!!!”
“Hm?” Miles looks up from his paperwork to where Franziska is now seething down at him, “I apologize, but I am rather busy today, so I thought I would summarize your exultations over Miss Andrews’s virtues a tad – it is one of the longest parts of this script.”
His sister boils down at him, her face clashing with her hair rather terribly. “You-! You-!”
Miles gets through several more pages of text while Franziska abandons English to yell at him in her far wider and more colourful German vocabulary while cracking her whip furiously against the floor. When she finally runs out of steam, he stands slightly and looks over his desk to examine the results before returning his gaze to her. “I’m going to bill you to get those marks scuffed out, meine Schwester.”
“I will not pay,” she snaps back, arms folded, “Younger brothers should show proper respect for their elder sisters, you have brought this upon yourself!”
“Ah, but is it not the job of the elder to set a good example for the younger?” Miles sits back in his chair with a smirk, “Is your behaviour just now truly that which you wish me to emulate? And does not a responsible elder sister admit to her own wrongdoings and correct them herself, rather than forcing the responsibility upon another?”
Franziska seethes, but he can tell his arguments are having at least some effect. The vaunted position of ‘elder sister’ is one she’s clung to for sixteen years now, and she finds it highly gratifying that he goes along with this, acknowledges her as the elder, but at the same time it drives her wild when he uses it against her. Still, she has her own sense of honour, and a few more careful nudges will have her accepting responsibility and paying for the damages.
Unfortunately for both his floor and his wallet, Miles decided years ago that if he’s going to be a younger sibling, he’s absolutely going to be a brat about it. So, “Besides, is it not also the prerogative of a younger brother to mock his elder sister in regards to those she fancies?”
She goes pale and red with rage both at once and, oh yes, he’s definitely going to need to hire a professional to fix his floor- [“MILES EDGEWORTH, YOU ILL-MANNERED, UNGRATEFUL, POORLY-THOUGHT-OUT EXCUSE FOR A RECALCIENT MONKEY-BRAINED PARODY OF A HUMAN BEING-!!!”]
With the ease of long practice he tunes her out and gets back to his papers, doing his best not to smile. He should probably be more sympathetic, considering his own romantic predicaments, but, really, she makes it too easy sometimes…
He’s made it through a decent amount of work by evening and she’s calmed down enough to actually discuss the case that has her so frustrated, a long, drawn-out exhaustion of Interpol’s resources and agents involving some sort of disguise artist of a spy who’s supposedly either been in the area or will be in the area soon. Unless they’re not. They’re a mystery, a monster, no face, no name – Interpol calls them ‘Meursault’ for lack of anything better, though they’re called different things by different groups and countries. Franziska doubts that the criminal is near Germany, but with someone as dangerous as this, her superiors aren’t taking chances, and her knowledge of German dialects as well as the law makes her a natural choice for this assignment, so here she is. There’s not much Miles can do to help, really, beyond his best to avoid tripping over more dead bodies than usual (as if he does that on purpose) and keeping himself safe.
And because, for all that he enjoys teasing her, Miles is still a good brother, he is just listing some of the local restaurants that will likely tempt her fancy for supper when his phone rings. A glance at the caller ID has him raising an eyebrow and answering right away.
“Hello-”
“MR. EDGEWORTH!”
“Prosecutor DeBeste?” Miles had seen who was calling, but the inane response pops out anyway, “What in the world-?!”
“Mr. Edgeworth, it’s Simon,” Sebastian’s voice is a previously unheard combination of calm and panic, tears lingering around the edges like a bad omen, “It’s Simon, he won’t talk to me, he’s- he’s been arrested – for the murder of Metis Cykes! Except he can’t have- the girl said he was lying, but no one- he’s in jail, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Sebastian, calm yourself,” Miles cuts him off, more chilled by this disjointed fear than tears or even outright panic would have left him, “You know at least one decent defense attorney, if there’s a witness vouching for him, and you yourself as a character witness, it shouldn’t be too hard to prove his innocen-”
“No, n-no, that’s the fling,” they aren’t using video, but Miles knows that tone of voice well enough to mentally see Sebastian’s face crumpling as he chokes back a sob, “Mr. Edgeworth… he confessed. Simon confessed. Sentence has already been passed down. They’re moving him to maximum security…”
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(For most of Los Tokyo, the actual day of October 7, 2020 went unnoticed, as did the days in the court that followed what was dubbed the UR-1 incident. Another day, another trial, and most who do know about it are confident of the outcome. Simon Blackquill is new, but he is already making his mark – a good man, an honest man, standing firm against the tide of corruption that has been rising in the defense attorney population over the past year and a half, using his skills as a prosecutor and a psychologist to root out lies, forgery, felony. There has been a mistake, but it will be found.)
(It is not until the day after the trial that the articles begin coming out, announcing the verdict. Twisted Samurai: Simon Blackquill Kills Mentor in Cold Blood.)
“Hey, Edgeworth, it’s okay – I’m old news, remember? No one’s looking at me twice. Thanks for calling, though, I’ll tell Trucy you said hi.”
(As the days go, the articles start to get more generalized, more incendiary. Prosecutors’ Office Produces Another Criminal. Corruption is Nine Tenths of the Law. Public Faith in the Legal System at an All-time Low…)
“Simon refuses to see me, me or Klavier… And I had to stay home from work today, Mr. Edgeworth, and- and I’ve been told to stop wearing my badge openly for now. People are angry – a few cases of lawyers being attacked on the street have come in.”
(The people are angry. It is not that the crime is so heinous. It is not that Blackquill was so well thought of. It is simply one crime too many, one fallen champion too many. The system meant to protect them from criminals has turned out to be led and populated by them too often in recent history, and this is the snapping point. Now the people of Los Tokyo are restless, angry, and unsure where to direct their anger exactly, struggling to properly rage against a system that has already declared eventual death to the grenade pin of their ire-)
P Wright: The situation in the city’s gotten too volatile, Zak’s in the wind. It’s all gone wrong.
(And one man witnesses the populace’s helpless wrath and sees not problem but opportunity. Actions made in blind rage might be regretted later, but the damage is still done, and until then those so blinded will dance to the tune of cooler minds if properly guided. And newspaper articles are far less expensive than forgeries…)
(Two weeks after the UR-1 incident, another article comes out. The Dark Age of the Law: Who is to Blame?)
(And a target for the public’s anger is presented.)
“Edgeworth, someone tried to fire bomb Pru’s shop today and I’m pretty sure the only reason I wasn’t attacked on the street is that my hat was pulled low and- and I’m scared, they don’t know about Trucy yet, I don’t think, but it’s only a matter of time and-”
“Wright, calm down, breathe, tell me what you need me to do!”
“I-! It-! Edgeworth, please… get us out of here.”
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There are times it is actually advantageous to having been raised an unfeeling bastard, and this is one of them. With ruthless efficiency Miles crushes down his own emotions and arranges plane tickets, paperwork, summons Gumshoe (ever-loyal) to see Wright and Trucy safely to the airport, acquires provisions enough to stock his kitchen for three people instead of one, contacts his superiors and informs them that he will be out for a few days on a personal emergency.
Once again the Wrights find him first when he goes to collect them from the airport. Phoenix is wearing a long red scarf with a matching hat pulled low over his eyes, and Trucy for once is completely without top hat or cape, draped in a man’s-sized grey hoodie with blue stripes running down the sleeves, a pair of familiar pink-lensed glasses resting on her hair and peeking out from under her hood. There is no attempt at a hug this time, merely subdued greetings as they go fetch their bags. Wright doesn’t even fuss at the car, and Miles drives slower than he usually does, the tension contagious and unpleasant.
It is not until they’re in Miles’s apartment, door closed and locked, shoes and hat removed, that Phoenix takes a deep breath and sags, looks so much like he’s going to fold up right in the hallway that Miles can’t not wrap his arms around the man’s chest, offer himself as a support. “Good lord, Wright.”
“Sorry- thanks, I- sorry…” Phoenix leans into him and holds on, shaking slightly with the release of stored fear.
“It is well,” Miles assures him, “I am here, it is well.”
A slight weight leans itself against Miles’s side, and he readjusts his grip, freeing a hand to reach down and let it rest around Trucy’s shoulder, drawing her in.
“For both of you, I am here. It will be well. One way or another, it will be well.” And if any tries to make a liar of him, he will show the universe how unwise it is to cross the sort of man it has made him into.
They stand like this for some time, quiet, as Phoenix presumably regains some mental equilibrium. Eventually he takes a deep breath and gently moves away from Miles. “Thanks for bringing us here. I- I was panicking, I didn’t know what to do, just… it wasn’t safe for me there, and Trucy could have been hurt…”
There is a small sound at that, quiet, but unexpected enough that it has both of them looking down to see Trucy staring up at her father, shock in her eyes. Then she sniffles again and a tear runs down her cheek. In a dazed movement she reaches up with one hand to touch it, stares down at her wet fingertip.
“Trucy? Trucy, what’s wrong?” Phoenix is kneeling before her in an instant, drawing her gaze back to him.
“It- he-” she shakes her head, eyes not seeming to track quite right, “He said that, too. It wasn’t safe for him, I could get hurt. You brought me with you, but you said that, and he said that, my other Daddy said that and- and- he left me.” And she bursts into tears, flinging herself into her father’s arms. “I didn’t want him to go, but he did, he left me, he- don’t leave me, Daddy, please, please, don’t leave me, I’ll be good, I promise, just don’t leave me-!”
And then she’s crying too hard to speak, sobs pouring out of her in a sound reminiscent of a shattering lock, and her father holds her tight, like nothing in the universe could ever make him let go, making sounds of comfort to ears that can’t hear words at the moment…
Eventually the tears either slow down on their own or she simply runs out, leaving her exhausted and clinging to her father as he loosens his hold enough to get her more comfortably situated in his lap, stroking her hair. “Hey, hey, it’s okay now, you’re my glowworm, okay, my bright-shining Trucy, my precious, precious daughter that I love so much. I won’t disappear on you, Trucy, and I will do my very best to never go anywhere you can’t follow if you need to, okay? I promise, okay? I promise.”
She’s started to shake now, but pulls back enough to hold up one hand, pinky extended, struggling to get the words out between still-ragged breaths. “S-super extra –s-pe-ecial-?”
He links pinkies with her. “Super extra special pinky promise.”
“O-okay,” she buries her face in his shoulder again, holding on tightly, albeit less desperately now, “Okay…”
“That’s my girl,” Phoenix soothes, scooping her up and standing, turning back to Miles again. “I’m kinda surprised you’re still here.”
“I was afraid to move, honestly.” That and leaving while Trucy was so obviously distressed had felt… vile, even in concept.
Phoenix chuckles. “Fair. You’ve already done a lot for us, but could I get a blanket for Trucy? She’s getting cold, it happens after a big cry like this sometimes. And I need to mix some saltwater for her, ‘cause the last thing you need after something like this is a dehydration headache.”
Well the man is a crier himself, he would know. Miles goes to get a throw from the living room. “The salt and glasses are where they were during your last visit – help yourself.”
“Thanks.”
Trucy doesn’t last too long after this, falling asleep at the kitchen table, still seated in her father’s lap, a mostly-drunk glass of salt water in front of her.
“I’m not surprised she’s tired,” Phoenix pushes the glass out of her reach then carefully shifts his daughter so she’s propped against his chest, “It’s been a heck of a month so far, and she’s been holding that in for a long time.”
“She’s not the only one who’s been having a rough month,” Miles points out from where he’s leaning against the counter, arms folded.
Phoenix laughs, quiet and tired. “Not right now, please. If I start talking about it now, I’ll be a mess, and Trucy’ll probably need a few days before she can handle me like that. Damn, it’s probably still going to freak her out, though…”
“Not necessarily.” Miles shrugs at the look Wright shoots him. “Franziska is in town at the moment, working on a case she can’t tell me much of beyond that it wouldn’t be hard for her to get a day off if she wished to. It wouldn’t be too hard to convince her to take Trucy for a day on the town so that we can converse more privately – she took quite a shine to your daughter last June, if you recall, and it has yet to wear off.”
“That… might be helpful, yeah. I’ll run it by Trucy when she’s feeling better.”
“Very well.”
They remain in silence after this, many words aching to be said, crowding out the potential to say any of the ones appropriate for this moment. Finally Miles pushes off the counter and heads for the electric kettle. “I am making tea. I will make a cup for you as well. It will be chamomile.”
“That’s your reaction to all this?” Phoenix asks, amused, “Make us fancy chamomile tea?”
“Of course not.”
“Are you sure? ‘cause it sounds-”
“You will be having chamomile tea with actual, medicinal value,” Miles speaks over him as he gets out the appropriate tin and a tea infuser, then reaches for the boxes stashed in the back corner of the tea cabinet, “I, on the other hand, will be having a placebo, and you will not be telling anyone I did.”
He doesn’t need to look to know that Wright’s eyebrows have nearly met his hairline at the sight of the box still in his hand. “You, Miles Edgeworth, professional tea snob, drink store brand tea?”
“I wouldn’t call myself a professional,” Miles demures as he brings down two mugs and adds the respective teas followed by hot water, “And some lawyers have a bottle of alcohol in their desk. This is my equivalent.”
“Cheap tea is your scotch?”
“We all have our foibles.”
Wright snorts, resting his chin lightly on Trucy’s head. “You’re a strange piece of work, Edgeworth.”
“I could say the same for you.”
“You can and do on a regular basis,” is the response, ghosts of the man’s usual cheer echoing in it, “So what’s the story behind this? And don’t say there isn’t one, because you, that tea, and the box of sugar cubes – yeah, I noticed those – are ringing a bell in my head, but I can’t remember why.”
For a moment Miles’s brows furrow, then- “Oh, of course. You already know about this.”
“About what?”
“Back when we were in school together, you recall sometimes we went to my father’s firm afterwards to do our homework?”
“And try to sneak along on any investigations he was going on.”
“Naturally.”
“And if he wasn’t busy, Mr. Gregory would make us sugar tea!” Phoenix continues the memory triumphantly, then shoots Trucy a guilty look to ensure he hasn’t disturbed her sleep (he hasn’t).
“Which was simply whatever tea was on sale the last time he’d visited the store mixed with four sugar cubes,” Miles concludes.
“Only you always snuck a couple extra, because you had such a sweet tooth,” Phoenix grins, not a ghost of one but an actual smile, “Heh, I haven’t thought about any of that in years – did you outgrow it?”
“The sweet tooth? No, simply learned to keep it in better check. Mostly,” he adds as he removes the tea bag from his mug and mixes in six sugar cubes.
Phoenix laughs at him. “Don’t you feel ashamed, adultering tea like that?”
“Given that this barely counts as tea in the first place, not a wit,” Miles replies smoothly, removing the tea infuser from Phoenix’s cup, tapping it twice on the edge, then setting it in the sink.
The man rolls his eyes at him even as he accepts the cup. “Snob.”
“Feh.”
“…remember the time Ray told Larry about his ‘memorization technique’ and convinced him to eat his history notes?”
Miles snorts into his cup. “I confess, I had forgotten that. He failed that test, did he not?”
“Probably. Definitely got sick from eating all that paper…”
They chat a little longer as they drink their tea, but the growing hour and his own stresses send Phoenix to the guest room soon enough to join his daughter in slumber. In the kitchen, Miles cleans away the three cups, sends a group text to Maya, Larry, and Gumshoe to reaffirm that Wright is safely settled in for the night, and then sends another message to Dr. Heilen’s office to see if he can get in for a few extra sessions over the coming weeks. He has a feeling he’s going to need them…
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Trucy is subdued the next day, still worn from her emotional outburst the day before and also clinging to her father in a way she usually doesn’t, independent and feline-natured as she is. She curls into his side as he makes phone calls, sends e-mails and text messages and basically does everything he can to make sure their entire lives haven’t gone up more in flames than they already have when they return to Japanafornia, whenever that may be. He contacts his landlord to confirm that he will still be continuing to pay his rent on time and wants to keep the apartment, Trucy’s teachers to arrange for her to get her schoolwork e-mailed to her so she doesn’t fall behind, even Gumshoe to reaffirm gratitude for getting the two of them safely to the airport and to confirm Charley’s watering and plant food instructions, since the detective had kindly offered to care for the plant while they were away.
The detective is actually also apartment sitting for Phoenix until they come back, a spur-of-the-moment thing that Gumshoe apparently suggested himself on the way to the airport, citing that having a cop staying there would help encourage at least some of the scum to stay away if Phoenix’s address gets out, and he confirms now that he’s still willing to do that, which leads to another phone call to Phoenix’s landlord to alert him to the arrangement.
(If Maggey doesn’t use the situation to get Gumshoe to give up his own atrocious apartment and move in with her after all this is done, Miles will be very surprised.)
Added to all this is the unsurprising but still harsh fact that Phoenix has no job to return to at the moment – even if Pru hadn’t had to let him go to keep her store and other employees safe, Phoenix would have left on his own to do just that. Finding a new one is… out of the question for the moment, for the same reason that it’s going to be some time before the Wrights can return to Los Tokyo, the situation is just too dangerous. So far Sebastian has remained safe, but from the e-mail Miles had received from him in response to his own confirmation that Phoenix and his daughter are with him, if things don’t settle down to a certain level, the city might just be a lost cause…
And through it all, Trucy remains by her father’s side, quiet, too exhausted for the moment to do anything other than simply be, unable to focus on anything other than her father’s constant, physical presence, on truly securing the knowledge that he is not leaving her, that anywhere he goes she will go too, that she will not lose another father…
As for Miles himself, his superiors had already known that the likelihood of his coming in today was slim to none, so he remains in his apartment for the most part, allowing the reality of the situation to sink in and drain away energy reserves that would usually have required him to go for a long walk or climb the building’s own stairs up and down until he can properly sit still. ‘At home’ does not equal ‘not working,’ of course – he has his office, and if there is one constant in the universe, it is that there will always be more paperwork that needs to be done. Besides, in a world that’s devolved into the worst kind of chaos, it’s relaxing to sink himself into something he understands inside and out, that he has a certain amount of control over…
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The third day after the Wrights’ arrival and he can’t avoid the office any longer, and Trucy seems to have processed enough to be open to doing more than be her father’s shadow, though she’s still keeping understandably close to him. Thus Miles shows her how to work his television and the various paraphernalia involved in making it play DVDs, then, not without a little hesitance, reveals to contents of the cabinet to its left, where he keeps his collection of Steel Samurai boxed sets, and offers her use of them during her stay, should she so desire.
Phoenix, to his credit, doesn’t laugh for once, just shakes his head as Trucy gapes in delight at the many pictures the DVD case spines line up to form. “And to think I thought you were lying when you first told Will Powers that you were a fan of his work.”
Miles splutters. “Will Powers is a-!”
“Hey, hey, not trying to question his acting or anything,” the man holds up his hands in surrender, “I just absolutely couldn’t picture you as liking this stuff at that point, that’s all.”
This earns him a glower before Miles takes his leave for the day.
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“Daddy?”
A week since the Wrights arrived in Germany, and Trucy is beginning to take initiative about things again, though she is still more subdued than her usual self. Miles has the feeling that she and her father have been having a great many conversations while he is off at work and, whatever they are about, it seems to be helping. Now she’s sitting next to Wright on the sofa, not touching, but close enough that it will take only a tiny movement to make contact. Once she is certain she has her father’s attention, she takes a deep breath and makers her announcement.
“My birthday’s in a few days, and I… don’t want to celebrate it.”
Instantly Wright’s expression fills with concern, enough that Miles drops his pretense of going through paperwork on his end of the sofa to pay proper attention as well. “Any particular reason for that, Glowworm?”
She shrugs, frowning slightly, “I dunno, it just… I don’t want to right now.” She chews her lip, looks away, “Could… is it okay if we do it later?”
There is a moment of silence as her father considers this, then shrugs. “Well, I can’t say I get it, but it’s your birthday, right?” Phoenix ruffles her hair and tucks her into his side in a gentle one-armed hug, “I want you to have fun with it.”
“Mm,” she nods, snuggling into him, “It doesn’t sound fun right now.”
“Okay. You let me and Edgeworth know when it does then, okay?”
“Okay.”
Miles can feel confusion furrowing his brow. “Wait, I’m included in this?”
“It’s your apartment, Edgeworth, this is obviously going to be impacting you somehow.”
Trucy straightens at these words, squirms into her father’s lap so she can put her hands on his shoulders and look him in the eye. “Daddy.”
He looks back at her, bemused. “Trucy?”
“Daddy, no matter when I celebrate my birthday this year, you can’t bake me a cake.”
“What?” Phoenix’s voice is distraught at this information, “Why not?!”
“Because Mr. Edgeworth is being very nice in letting us stay here,” she informs him, “And it would be really rude to set his kitchen on fire.”
Miles doesn’t see Phoenix’s next expression because he has to turn away at this point and cover his mouth to prevent himself from bursting into laughter, but he thinks it a safe bet to say the man is most likely displaying some form of betrayal at the moment.
“I would not-!”
“Daddy, I love you, but you can’t bake.”
“I’ve been-!”
“Mr. Edgeworth doesn’t deserve to lose his deposit because you put a scorch mark on his ceiling.”
“That was one time-!”
“Yeah, but it was a really recent one time.”
“I-! This betrayal shall not be forgotten!!!”
Ha, Miles wins his bet. Well, he can be gracious in victory; getting his expression into some semblance of control again, he turns back to the Wrights. “Would being allowed to aid in the creation of supper that night be an acceptable substitute?”
“Don’t patronize me,” Wright sulks, but Trucy’s giggling now and, given how serious his usually-smiling daughter has been recently, it’s no surprise that he soon concedes, “Fine, but I get to do all the cooking that night.”
“Very well,” Miles nods, turning back to his paperwork, “As long as you don’t attempt any baking.”
“Oh come on-!”
Notes:
One of the things I had never really thought of before this fic in regards to Miles is that, when you’re used to getting a certain amount of exercise on a daily basis, when you don’t get it you usually end up antsy as hell and can have a hard time sleeping. He’s used to climbing sixteen to twenty flights of stairs both ways to get to and from his apartment and office (eighteen right now – his office is on the tenth floor, his apartment on the eighth of their respective buildings), never mind side trips and flat ground covered. This man ever wears a swimsuit, those legs are going to be turning some heads.
Chapter 47
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
November 2020
Two weeks after the article was published and Trucy at last feels comfortable enough to separate with her father for the day, especially if it’s with Franziska. It has been… a trying period. Miles isn’t close to many people, he’s never really had a situation where he has to choose between the well-being of two people he cares about. Trucy’s situation regarding her first father is just similar enough to Miles’s own tragedy that he cannot begrudge her current desire to remain close to her new father, reassure herself of his presence and affection in a way she has not allowed herself to before. If he had gone to a caring home, Miles might once have done the same. However Wright is also struggling, in spite of his insistence on helping with Miles’s paperwork while he’s here, and needs a chance to talk, to potentially break down as he had shortly after he was first disbarred, somewhere that Trucy won’t hear him and be further upset should he say anything in the midst of an emotional maelstrom that he would not otherwise have voiced anywhere near her, if at all. One needs proximity, the other space.
A dilemma.
It is fortunate, then, that both father and daughter are cut of fairly resilient stock, because if it had gone on much longer or Wright had begun to show greater signs of distress, Miles might have been tempted to step in and attempt to mediate and that…
…no. Simply no.
The less said or thought about it, the better.
As it is, Franziska arrives at his apartment door at nine sharp, her hair elegantly braided back (he hadn’t realized it had gotten so long), clad in black velvet and teal cashmere beneath a cream duster, her signature broach pinned neatly by her collar. “Trucy Wright. We-” and, wonder of wonders, Franziska hesitates. “Where are your cape and hat? Are you not yet ready for departure?”
Trucy shrugs in the overcoat she has on, dwarfed slightly by Wright’s red hat and scarf, both much too large for her but sure to keep her warm. “No, I’m ready.”
“I was given to understand that you always wore said articles of clothing on outings of any importance.” It’s not phrased like a question, but it is one.
“I- I didn’t feel like wearing them.” And that is an understatement. Beneath the sorrow and the hurt she has been finally releasing, there is also a strong vein of anger, and while her own diamond-shaped broach is pinned to the shirt beneath her coat, the hat and cape have been cast aside for the moment; she does not want to wear his colour. Miles empathizes – it is hard to come to terms with feeling so divided towards a person. Zak is her father; she loves him. Zak left her behind with no word; she is hurt and furious with him. A painful dichotomy. “They were getting too small anyway.”
“Hm.” Franziska purses her lips and taps a finger to them, considering. The arrangement of this outing had included telling her as much of Trucy’s current situation as the young girl had felt comfortable with, and Franziska knows what it is to have love and hate in equal measures directed at a single person. A moment more and she nods to herself before announcing, “We will shop, then we will dine, then we will see and be seen, and finally we will attend the opera, Trucy Wright, and you will be cheered. Close your mouth, Phoenix Wright, I will have her back by tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow?!” Wright squawks, looking alarmed.
“Indeed. It takes time to travel from Anwaltsstadt to Berlin, and opera can end quite late. It will likely be past midnight when we return, and thus tomorrow.”
“Berlin?!”
“Of course Berlin. Anwaltsstadt does not have an opera house.”
Phoenix looks desperately between Franziska and Trucy, then turns to Miles. “Edgeworth…?”
Miles rolls his eyes, then drops to one knee before Trucy. “Are you all right with meine Schwester’s plans? You may be honest.”
“Um…” Trucy chews her lip, then looks down at her clothes – nice enough for every day, but she had packed to come here with necessity and sentimental value in mind, not for the potential of mingling with the sort of society the Interpol agent is implying. “I’m not sure I’m really dressed for opera…?”
“Hence the shopping,” Franziska says firmly, “I would not take you to any place in a state that left you open for potential ridicule – such are not the actions of a perfect host.”
“Mm,” the young magician nods, considering, “And the ‘seeing and being seen’ bit?”
“Berlin is a city of many historical and cultural delights; I have procured brochures for several that may be of interest to you,” comes the reply, “There will be time to look them over on our way, and to make any necessary changes to our chosen itinerary as we dine.”
“Then… that sounds interesting,” Trucy smiles, then turns to her father, “If that’s okay with you, Daddy?”
“Uh…” Phoenix sweats for a moment, then takes a deep breath and calms himself. “I’m nervous about you going that far without me in a place where you can’t speak the language, but if you promise to stay with Prosecutor von Karma and keep your phone on, I’ll say okay. Okay?”
“Okay!” she hugs him, “Then I promise I’ll be good for Miss Franziska von Karma, and you have a good time with Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Okay,” Phoenix leans down and pushes her borrowed hat back to kiss her forehead, then glances up at the Interpol agent before them. “Thanks for this, Franziska.”
“Hmph. As if I would turn down such a perfect opportunity to spend time with my heir.”
“Wait, you’re still-?!”
“You will be convinced that it is for the best, Phoenix Wright!” Franziska snaps, spinning on her heel, “Come, Trucy Wright, we have a train to catch!”
“Coming!” Trucy gives her father one last hug, then skuds after her friend, one hand on her hat brim more from habit than necessity, “Bye Daddy, bye Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Bye, sweetie!”
“Tschüss.”
Phoenix remains staring at the door for several minutes after their footsteps have faded, then turns to Miles. “She will be safe, right? I mean, I know she’s with Franziska, but-”
Miles takes a deep breath to steady himself, then puts a hand on Wright’s shoulder, startling the man into silence. “Franziska will take good care of her, you need not worry.”
“Right, right,” Phoenix runs his hands over his hair, “Sorry, I’m just… argh.”
Quirking his lips slightly, Miles raises an eyebrow. “Would it calm you to hear that Franziska has her whip with her? She is wearing it on her belt, beneath her coat.”
“…it’s probably horrible, but yeah, that actually does make me feel better.”
“The two of you came here from a dangerous situation, it is not an unreasonable reaction to wish your child to be in the hands of one who can properly protect her if need be,” Miles shrugs, removing his hand from Phoenix’s shoulder as he does, then pausing as a thought occurs to him. “I would ask you keep an open mind in regards to whatever they return with – there will be no ill will intended, Franziska will simply not think to spend any less on Trucy than she would on herself.”
Phoenix opens his mouth as if to argue, then deflates and closes it again with a slight laugh. “What are the odds that she’d be super insulted if I called and asked her to stick to a certain budget?”
“Very high,” Miles confirms with no small amount of relief that the man seems to have grasped the situation, “Likely she would perceive it as a slight against her opinion of your daughter or of what Trucy herself is worth.”
“Ugh,” the man shakes his head with a resigned smile, “Well… I guess it’s only one day. As long as Trucy has fun…”
“If she does not, it will not be through lack of effort on my sister’s part. Too much effort, perhaps, but not a lack,” Miles reassures, then hesitates as they begin to make their way back down the hall to the rest of the apartment, “Ah… how do you wish to proceed from here? I know there are things you wish to discuss…?”
“Honestly, I think I need a little time to think first – haven’t had much processing time between everything blowing up in my face and needing to keep it together for Trucy. And help you with paperwork.”
Miles turns back to him sharply. “You said you wanted something to do!”
“Hey, calm down, I did, but now I need something thinking time, okay? I needed something to distract myself before.”
“Hmph.” Miles turns away again, lengthening his strides, “Very well. I will be either in my office or the dining room when you are ready.”
“The dining room’s basically an extension of your office at this point, isn’t it?”
“Go think, Wright.”
Miles can hear the amusement in the man’s voice as he calls, “Grump,” after him.
Notes:
Franziska is a ‘punch your emotions in their stupid face’ kind of friend.
Something I hadn’t really noticed until I started writing this – Trucy’s first hat and cape we see are the same colour as Zak’s. Her second set we see in canon is the same colour as her mother wore as a performer.
Chapter 48
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“It wasn’t so bad at first.”
Miles looks up from his paperwork, then begins clearing it away as Phoenix enters the dining room shortly before noon to lean against the wall opposite him.
“Those first couple of weeks after Blackquill’s case… yeah, I got a bit of grief, some people have long memories, but it’s been basically open season for lawyers in Los Tokyo since he got sentenced. I mean, defense attorneys don’t always have the best reputation as a whole, but prosecutors are technically city employees, so I guess people expect better of you guys or something? I dunno, I’m guessing.”
“Yours is as good as mine in this instance,” Miles demures.
Phoenix gives a half-smile of acknowledgement at this, then grows serious again. “Anyway, I probably would have been fine, even with Zak vanishing on me again, the jerk, but then…” he curls his lips in, swallows hard, “Then some reporter gets this bright idea for an article, and I’m not saying Kristoph was behind it-”
“-but he’s a manipulative, underhanded bastard and he was probably behind it.”
“Yeah,” he agrees bitterly, “And, like… I’ll hand it to the creep, it’s a beautifully worded article – indicates all this ‘increase in corruption’ that’s been happening ‘lately’ is my fault without leaving me any room to sue for libel. It sounds purely speculative, but it’s incredibly leading and- and they printed a picture of me in it, a recent picture, outside of Pru’s store in my work uniform. They wanted me found, he- I knew he didn’t like me, but this could have gotten me killed, could have gotten Trucy killed in the backlash with how angry people are right now, and I don’t even know what I did to him that he- I- argh!
“It’s not enough that he got me disbarred, that he’s pretty obviously keeping an eye on me, no, he has to go remind some smartass reporter that I exist and, hey, why not suggest that I’m the tipping point, that my disbarment was what got the whole corruption ball rolling! Forget all those corrupt bastards I helped put away and how long they were running around before I showed up, nope, definitely all my fault, because I made a mistake once, so I’m obviously the one at fault here-!”
Phoenix can’t say anymore at this point because Miles has somehow found his way around the dining room table without being consciously aware of it and clapped his hands on the man’s shoulders, shocking him into silence. “It is not your fault, it will never have been your fault, and if I ever hear you say that it was again, even in jest, I- you’ll- you’ll get a sharp clip to the ear, do I make myself understood?!”
“Gee, physical threats, I feel so loved,” Wright sneers, pushing him away and Miles lets him, steps back, forcing his hands to stay at his sides, not grabbing at his hair or clutching his own biceps the way they desire to, mind in a turmoil as he struggles to figure out what to say.
“Wright, it doesn’t matter what some bottom-feeding muck-raker says, or how far that coward Zak runs, or what Kristoph does, this is not over!” he locks eyes with the man, keeping his distance this time but willing him to hear what he means, “As long as we both know the truth, there is still a chance. You can still turn it about, as you’re so fond of saying, and you’ve never given up on me; I refuse to do any less. It doesn’t matter what Kristoph does, he’s not going to win.”
For some reason his words bring only a layer of guilt to Wright’s expression and he breaks eye contact with Miles, folds his arms around himself. “That’s- I did give up on you. Once. When I thought you had killed yourself. I thought- I didn’t think, I gave up. I didn’t search, I didn’t verify, I didn’t even let anyone say your name around me for ages, I gave up on you! I’m not perfect, I don’t always win, and sometimes I give-”
“But you’re alive.”
That cuts him off short. “Huh?”
The revelation hurts, it’s not surprising given how he’d been received after his return, yet still it hurts, but Miles takes a deep breath and plows through the pain. “You thought me dead by my own hand. But until that point you believed in me, even when no other did at times, not even myself. And when you learned I was alive, you somehow found the strength to believe in me again, in spite of my cruelty. And now you stand before me, attempting to tell me you are no longer worth believing in, and for what? A reasonable reaction to pain? Justified wrath at another’s wickedness?”
“What am I supposed to do, he has all the cards and I don’t even know what game we’re playing!” Wright shoots back, “He turned the entire city against me! With one article!”
“Yes, and prove your innocence and the city’s favour will turn again – there are few things so fickle as public opinion, Wright. And you are not alone in this, even beyond me, so it cannot be the entire city. All those whom you have aided in your career, those who know you, who have watched you grow…” slowly he reaches forward again, rests a hand on Phoenix’s shoulder. “Perhaps now is your time to crumble into ash, but you are still Phoenix Wright, and I know you will rise again, in full flame and triumph.”
“I- Edgeworth…” the fight and anger are leaving his face, letting the underlying pain finally show through, “I don’t know if I can believe that. I’ve been searching for so long and getting nowhere… and I’m no closer to solving the Gramarye case than I was two years ago. I’m tired.”
Miles lets his other hand rise until both rest on Phoenix’s shoulders. “Then I will believe it enough for both of us, until such a time as you are able to join me. And I would advise against arguing – I’m told I can be ungodly stubborn once I set my mind to something.”
A worn laugh and the man is leaning against him, arms around his shoulders. “Okay, fine, just… God, Edgeworth, I was so close. A few more days and I could have talked to Zak, found out what he knew, see if he had any clues about that damn forgery and why Kristoph had it to give to Trucy in the first place-”
“He what.”
“…I thought you knew about that. Look, the point is, the article was just the icing on the whole horrible cake, Zak vanished again days before that happened, and Kay says she’s been burned for this, he won’t talk to her anymore, and just… I was so close. I was so close and now it’s gone and worse than before and I don’t know what to do this time! I’m out of ideas, out of tricks, out of luck… what am I supposed to do now – I don’t even have a motive for him!”
“You… you should…” Miles struggles for words, mind racing. There’s something in the information Wright’s just told him, something important, if he can just step back and think about this logically… “You…” Kristoph’s been keeping such a close eye on Wright, everything the man has learned has indicated that the other attorney is involved in all this, especially if they know for certain he was the source of the forgery, he orchestrated Wright’s downfall, all that’s missing is motive and decisive evidence of a connection between Kristoph and the forger, but it’s beginning to look like no such connection exists, except- except- “…eureka.”
“Huh?” Phoenix lifts his head from Miles’s shoulder to stare at him.
“The evidence you’re looking for, a way to prove your innocence and his guilt, it exists.” Miles stares straight ahead, watching the pieces rearrange themselves in his head. “Kristoph tipped his hand with this move, he got sloppy. Keeping an eye on you as he has… there could be any number of reasons to do that. But there’s no reason to try and get rid of you… unless you’re a threat. Unless he has something to hide and he’s afraid that, somehow, you’ll find it. I’ll bet you anything you like that he’s terrified that you’ll do just that! You just need to keep looking, Wright, because there’s definitely something to find, something you’re capable of finding!” he falters as Phoenix’s expression finally registers. “That is… if you still want to.”
“…I don’t know if I do,” he admits, running a hand through his hair, “I- it’s been so long and I’m tired, and this isn’t like when I was trying to save you, I’m not the only one who could get hurt if I mess up. And even if I found whatever he’s trying to hide… he’s already proved that he’s better at working the courts than me. Maybe I should just stay over here, take the European bar, let someone else handle Kristoph. I hate to leave the Gramarye trial unresolved, but if Kay can’t find Zak again, then I really don’t have a chance unless he decides that he wants to be found.”
Miles is quiet for a moment, trying to properly organize his thoughts. He hadn’t- but of course neither of them are as young as they were when Phoenix first tried to play a long game – he’s twenty-eight, with a daughter, and no Mia Fey supporting him, constantly there to turn to for questions or advice. The world itself is a different place in so many ways, and Phoenix looks like he’s been carrying the full weight of it on his shoulders for much too long… “Wright,” he leans back, holding the man at arm’s length, “No one of any importance will think any less of you if you say that you’ve had enough. Not Maya, nor young Pearls, nor Larry, nor Franziska-”
“Wait, back up,” Phoenix’s eyebrows knit together in puzzlement, “Franziska?”
Miles shoots him a sardonic grin, “As far as I know, when you ‘finally give up’ your ‘foolishly foolish venture in attempting to convince a group of foolish fools’ of your innocence, she has your school over here picked out and tuition set aside so that you can gain your credentials as soon as possible.”
“…you expect me to believe that Franziska von Karma would be willing to pay for my education to become a lawyer again?”
“Wright, if it gave her another chance to try and crush you in court, she would take the classes with you. She took your disbarment as a personal affront, you know.”
“You know, I can actually see it?” Phoenix chuckles, then grows serious again. “What about you?”
Miles frowns. “What about me?”
“Would you think less of me, if I stopped now?”
“I… would be disappointed,” Miles admits, “Your tenacity is one of your more admirable traits. But I believe I would understand. And, regardless, I would continue to support you – it is not my place to instruct you on how to live your life.”
“Smooth talker,” the man snorts, but grins, then leans on Miles again. “I don’t… want to give up. I don’t want it to end here. But I’m tired, and I really don’t know what to do next, and I have to think of what’s best for Trucy, and… I just don’t know if I can keep going like I have been. I don’t know what to do.”
Slowly, Miles brings his arms up until Phoenix is not just leaning against him but being held. “For now just stay here, with me. Rest, give yourself time, be my legal aid for a bit if you like, think things through. I’ve worked with Gumshoe long enough to know that some mysteries take time to solve, and if Kristoph is still scared of you so long after the fact, then it should keep long enough for you to catch your breath.”
“Okay, that sounds… I can do that. Thanks, Edgewor-” Phoenix cuts himself off with a yawn, much to his own apparent surprise, “Oof, sorry, I’m… really tired all of a sudden.”
“Understandable. Would you like me to escort you to your room?”
The man hesitates, then, “Can I sleep on the sofa? And… could you maybe stay with me? Please?”
Miles swallows, then nods. “Of course.”
They somehow manage to end up with Miles in his now-customary position on the left end of the sofa, a pillow and Phoenix’s head in his lap, the man himself wrapped in a thick layer of blankets and deeply asleep, exhausted from his emotional outpouring and from carrying the weight of it for weeks. When Trucy and Franziska finally return, late as Franziska had suspected they would be, Miles is on the third episode of Steel Samurai season four, and the young magician simply goes and curls up at her father’s feet after giving Franziska an emphatic hug, settling in with a rustle of taffeta perfectly matched to her signature diamond-shaped broach, eyes glued to the screen. Franziska merely nods to him when he mouths his thanks, then leaves without a word, the knowledge that they will discuss things later unspoken and solid between them.
Miles finds he can’t quite focus on the show after this, quietly taking in the transformation Trucy has temporarily undergone. Here sits not a little girl in the jeans and shirt she had left in this morning, nor a professional magician in her stage costume, but a young lady, elegant in her new dress, the slightest touches of make-up and hair styling rounding out the outfit perfectly, and beautifully paired with a hooded opera cloak of dark wool that she had declined to remove upon entering the room. Slight nuances of body language give her away as not being accustomed to wearing such finery, but otherwise she seems well enough.
“Did you enjoy yourself?” he asks quietly as the episode comes to an end.
The look she gives him is tired but sincere. “Yeah. Miss Franziska von Karma was really nice, we had lots of fun. …can we watch another episode? I’m too wound up to sleep yet.”
It’s past midnight, but he doesn’t have work tomorrow (he’s at least somewhat getting the hang of how these things go), and Trucy can do her schoolwork whenever she wants while she’s here as long as it gets done, so, “If you like.”
“Yes, please.”
Another episode and a half, and Trucy finally speaks again. “Daddy’s going to be okay, right, Mr. Edgeworth?”
“He will need further time to recover, as you have and still do, but I believe so, yes, eventually.”
She squints at him, expression intent and just the tiniest bit unhappy. “You’re so sure of that. How are you so sure?”
He offers her a small smile. “Because, while I may not believe in such things as ghosts, when it comes to your father my faith is absolute.”
Notes:
Fun fact: Kristoph was actually one of the people informed that Phoenix had gotten out of the city safely within a few days of him doing so – he’s still not entirely sure if Kristoph is certain that Phoenix is onto him or not, and he wasn’t about to break character by not informing his ‘friend’ that he was safe. Just absolutely ruined Kristoph’s day, that text did. >3
Also fun fact, in this AU at least the person who’s most pissed off at Klavier for getting Phoenix disbarred is actually Franziska, for reasons outlined here.
Trucy’s new cloak is actually a functional piece of outdoors wear as opposed to a replacement for her old cape – if she tried to wear it for any length of time under stage lights, she’d rapidly overheat.
Chapter 49
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Phoenix is still weary when he wakes the next day, but the tension that had been growing within his eyes has significantly decreased, and at least some of his remaining weariness is that of being stretched too thin for too long and suddenly being allowed to relax. The first few days he doesn’t even complain when Miles tells him in no uncertain terms that he’s to stay on the sofa and recuperate, and that Trucy is under strict orders to sit on her father’s legs if he tries to do anything too strenuous (sitting on his stomach would likely be more effective, but none of them wish to test the limits of Phoenix’s less-than-ideal spinal health any further than necessary).
The current understanding is that the Wrights will be staying with Miles in his apartment until such a time as they have a better idea of what their next move will be and also whether it becomes safe for them to return to Los Tokyo. It’s… not going so well over there. Sebastian is providing bi-daily updates at the moment as per Miles’s own request, and both he and Ray Shields have avoided harm so far, but, well.
Miles had once heard the quip that a mob’s intelligence is determined by taking the IQ of the mob’s least intelligent member and dividing it by the number of people in the mob. A laughable notion, right up until the grim revelation that it is often far too accurate to be truly funny. Sebastian and Ray are well, and Judge Courtney, but they are not the only members of the legal system in Los Tokyo… and not everyone has been so lucky.
There have been attacks.
If things do not calm down soon, there will be deaths.
As it is, for at least a few ‘lucky’ means only that they’ll survive their injuries. It is an ugly situation, nothing more than a witch hunt, really, and Miles is careful not to mention the full extent of it to either Wright or Trucy. He is under no illusion that either of them are fully unaware, but he is not so cruel as to rub in their faces a situation brought on by circumstances they are tangentially involved in, for all that they are both innocent of anything more than being born to or gaining the ire of the wrong man. They are in Germany to be safe, to heal. There is no point in pouring salt over freshly-cleaned wounds.
(How can Kristoph live with himself, that he has in part wrought this, what can Wright have possibly done that the so-called ‘coolest attorney’ would put so many innocents in harm’s way to have vengeance upon him?)
So Phoenix lies on the sofa and rests, Trucy entertains herself quite admirably, and the world continues to turn. Maya, Larry, and Gumshoe are informed of the current plan, and Sebastian informs Miles in one e-mail that he’s now renting a room of his house to Kay, who had shown up shortly after Blackquill’s arrest (another arrangement meant to be temporary but which has now become more permanent). In a blinding twist of Kay logic, it made more sense to rent a room from Sebastian than to try and keep an entire apartment on her own, especially when she was only in the city part of the time. In matters little in truth, Miles is simply glad that they’re watching each other’s backs.
The fourth day after the man’s outpouring, however, Miles returns home to find Wright looking far more tired than expected, but also very pleased with both himself and a plain gold-coloured locket hanging around his neck.
“Trucy wanted to get out for a bit, so we went shopping,” he explains, opening it up to show a picture of Trucy inside, most likely done while they were out somehow since her father’s arm is visible around her shoulders and she’s wearing the wool cloak Franziska had purchased for her.
“Now we match!” Trucy says proudly, before her eyes widen a fraction and she knocks herself lightly on the head with one fist. “Oh, that’s right, I forgot – I never introduced you!” she slides off the end of the sofa, where her father had pulled his feet back so she’d have space, and bounces over to Miles, materializing another locket between her hands as she goes of a very similar shape to the one her father is now wearing. Flicking it open with a thumb nail, she puts it gently in Miles’s hand, the chain still loosely between her fingers. “Mr. Edgeworth, this is my Mommy – she died when I was really little, but my- but I got told that as long as I have this, then she’ll always be with me.”
The woman in the photograph looks much as Trucy herself likely will when she is grown, and is dressed in a costume that was probably the inspiration for Trucy’s own stage clothes, though in a light blue-grey rather than salmon, a familiar diamond-shaped broach holding her cape shut. There is a wistfulness to her smile, as though she somehow knew what lay in store for both her and her family, or as if she had already tasted tragedy. Miles closes the locket again and respectfully hands it back. “She was quite lovely, and from her attire I take it she was also a skilled magician?”
Trucy nods, giving the necklace a twirl that would seem careless only to those who do not know her. “Everybody in Troupe Gramarye always said she was amazing, and that I take after her a lot!”
“If she had a fraction of your skill then she must have been very talented indeed,” Miles replies gravely, “Thank-you for introducing me.”
Trucy beams, then makes the locket vanish again, bouncing off towards the kitchen. “I’ll go get water for tea started, you sit down, you’ve had a long day at work!”
Phoenix chuckles as Miles watches her go in some confusion. “That day out with Franziska really helped, and she’s really enjoying the fact that she gets to boss me around and fuss and I can’t complain about it at the moment. Fingers crossed that this is how she looks when she’s recovering and not her putting up an act again.”
“I’m not putting up an act, I’m in a good mood!” Trucy’s head pops back around the doorframe to scowl at her father, “I promised, remember? No more being on stage all the time! I promised!”
“I know, I know,” Phoenix holds his hands up in surrender, “Old habits are just easy to slip into, okay? Besides, I’m your dad – I worry, it’s part of my job.”
She scrutinizes him for a moment before regally nodding, then vanishing from the door frame again. Phoenix just has time to turn back to Miles before there’s a pattering of footsteps and she’s back, flinging herself into her father’s arms half on and half off the sofa, face buried in his chest.
“‘m sorry for making you worry for so long, Daddy.”
“Hey, hey now, it’s okay,” her father scoots himself up so he can pull her into his lap and hug her back properly, “You told me as soon as you could, right?”
“…should have told you sooner…”
“And I should have been more careful about presenting evidence, hind-sight’s twenty-twenty, glowworm,” Phoenix soothes, “But we’re both working through it all, right? And next time we’ll both do better.”
Miles quietly removes himself from the room at this point to go make tea, and to allow them their space to talk.
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Important as the outing no doubt was, the overexertion of walking the city while in an exhausted state combines to leave Phoenix flat on the sofa for another two days. Another two and he’s not quite ready to take up Miles’s offer of legal aid work just yet, but is definitely at the stage where the novelty of getting to lie around all day has completely worn off. Mentally he’s ready to get back in the ring, physically he’s still paying for pushing himself too hard for too long.
Miles rolls his eyes and pushes the man back into his cocoon when Phoenix tries to convince him otherwise. “Honestly, Wright, if you’re that eager for some physical activity, you could always clean the bathroom.”
“Ha ha,” the man grumbles, sulking into his nest of blankets.
“I only mention since Maya insists you’re so fond of the activity,” Miles demures with no sincerity whatsoever.
“I’m not cleaning your bathroom for you, Edgeworth.”
A few days later he comes home to Trucy giggling behind her hands, Phoenix hiding in his blankets again, and his apartment’s bathroom cleaner than it’s possibly ever been.
“Don’t judge me, it’s not my fault, Mia conditioned me-!”
Miles doesn’t judge (too much), but he does laugh at him as Phoenix continues to try and protest his innocence further, even as Trucy chips in to gleefully reveal a damning eye-witness report in direct contradiction to most of what he’s saying. Finally he gives up and retreats sullenly into his blankets, mumbling darkly about betrayal in ingratitude. Miles just laughs again and leaves the slender box he’d picked up on the way home in his briefcase, instead going to start supper. If Wright wants to be ridiculous, that’s perfectly fine – they can find out if the tie Miles acquired for him is the right shade of golden-yellow after they’ve all eaten.
Notes:
I know things are kind of heavy at the moment, but please bear with me. Because, if you do, I promise you will eventually get to see Kristoph Gavin thoroughly shoot himself in the foot. And I won’t even have to contradict canon to get him to do it.
If you're wondering about the tie colour, I recommend skimming the start of chapter 33 again, it'll be worth your time. ;)
Chapter 50
Notes:
(Heads up, this is a longer chapter, so if you’re trying to squeeze this in before work, might want to wait until after so you don’t have to rush!)
Chapter Text
By the end of the second week, Wright is finally recovered to the point where he can be physically active again and start up legal aid activities (he had been delighted Miles remembered about him considering a tie in golden-yellow), but by this point the Wrights have also been in Germany for a month, and he’s obviously growing concerned about taking advantage of Miles’s hospitality, and about being away from Japanafornia for too long.
(…he was never going to stay. Miles knew it, he knew the man would start looking for a new solution as soon as he’d regained his strength, but a traitorous part of him had hoped…)
In conjunction with this, there is also the issue of what to do next, because, even besides the public’s current opinion, Kristoph is still a threat, and a dangerous one, for all that he can’t prove that Phoenix is onto him. Whatever else happens, they have to make sure the bastard never gets a whiff of Phoenix being close to success if/when it happens again.
“What about if you broke up with Mr. Edgeworth?” Trucy suggests a few days after her father starts working again, then elaborates when both of them start spluttering and turning red, “I mean as friends. He knows you’re close already, Daddy, you never made a secret of it, and if would look like you’d lost your biggest supporter and your best friend, and it’d be a great reason to act all depressed and vulnerable.”
“I dunno…” Phoenix rubs his chin, pensive, “It seems kinda drastic, and I don’t think he’d buy it.”
“No, he absolutely would,” Trucy counters, “Because it’s what he wants to happen. Lots of magic tricks are easy to figure out if you think about them hard enough or look up how they’re done, but most people don’t, because you’re showing them what they want to see. And he wants you miserable and alone, so if you tell him you are and give even an okay act, he’ll probably go for it. And it’ll be the perfect cover to enact the final steps of your plan and prove your innocence!”
“Which still leaves the problem of how to prove your innocence in the first place without decisive evidence,” Miles reminds them, not comfortable with Trucy’s plan but loathe to admit it at the moment. And this is the sticking point – how to free Wright from a system where he has landed so that nothing is in his favour, a perfect storm of events.
Phoenix groans, rubbing his face with both hands. “Evidence, evidence, it all comes down to evidence, and I don’t have any that’ll hold up in court, especially after so long! Ugh, why couldn’t this have all have happened over here, the European courts got me cleared in two weeks once you gave them the case and evidence is less important with the jurist system, none of this would be a problem if it had happened-” he cuts himself off, eyes widening.
“What?” Miles leans forward across the dining room table, “What is it, Wright, what have you thought of?”
“Over here.”
“Yes, we’ve established-”
“No, Edgeworth, you don’t get it – over here it wouldn’t be a problem!”
“Yes, I know that, Wright, I’m the one who told you in the first place!”
“No, I mean… what if I’ve been thinking too small? What if it’s not my personal problem we need to fix, what if it’s the problem in the Los Tokyo legal system that caused it in the first place!”
Miles gapes at him. “You’re not serious.”
“That’s the thing, I am! Seriously, what if we-?”
“Are you insane?! You’re disbarred, and you want to effect change on the legal system? How the hell would you-?!”
“Hold it! If you would just listen-!”
“You’ve lost your mind-!!!”
“You said you’d be disappointed if I stopped now!”
“Against Kristoph, not against the entire Los Tokyo legal system-!”
It’s a colossal fight, and this time Trucy doesn’t intervene, magicking herself away to the guest room instead, and it ends with slammed doors and nothing resolved, a lingering tension filling the apartment as they don’t get any real space from each other until Miles leaves for work the next day, Wright remaining behind by unspoken consensus. It is… a difficult situation. Short of getting on a plane and returning to the States, Wright cannot truly leave – he has nowhere else to go in Europe, cannot speak or read the local language, and, as he is sharing a room with his daughter, has no private space. And, socially inept as he is, even Miles is aware that he himself has too much power in this scenario.
At the same time, he does not know what to do to make this right, to alter things. Miles has spent the past several weeks watching the harsher repercussions of the Gramarye trial first hand, and a crusade such as Wright is suggesting… it could ruin the life of a respected man. One in Wright’s position…? Miles can’t bear to even think of it too hard. It is not his choice to make… but how is he supposed to support such a dangerous plan?
…especially when his reasons for opposing it are not nearly as altruistic as they should be…
He gets less work done that day than he’d like to admit, and that evening finds himself wandering instead of returning to his apartment, parking his car then leaving the building again, feet taking him towards one of his favoured bridges-
Another man is already standing at its center, a familiar silhouette staring out at where river and sky meet. He spots Miles before he can make his escape. “Hey.”
“…hello.” Unsure what else to do, Miles walks until they are side by side, both staring over the water.
“It is a crazy idea,” Wright breaks the silence, “A guy in my position trying to do something like this? Like you said, it’s insane. But, Edgeworth… I can’t be the only one who’s been hurt because of this, probably not even one of the ones who’s been hurt worst. I know the problem, I have a potential solution… don’t I owe it to everyone to at least try and make things better?”
Miles leans on his arms, bows his head. “I don’t want to see you throw your life away on some hopeless quest. You’re a good lawyer, it’s a waste to keep you from it, and something like this could take years. Decades.”
“Except I don’t have to see it through to the end, just get it started. I don’t care how something gets done as long as no one gets hurt and things end as they should,” he counters, “I would have been fine if you’d gotten Iris a not guilty before I got better. I… I know I have this reputation for being unbeatable, but that’s mostly been the big newsworthy trials. I’ve had more cases than just those, I’ve… I’ve had clients who went to jail, because my best wasn’t good enough. I can handle failure. But sitting back and not even trying…? That might actually kill me.”
“Don’t say it like that.”
“Edgeworth-”
“Please don’t say it like that,” Miles grips the bridge railing tight enough that his gloves strain over his knuckles, “Not when you’ve come close so many times. Not when you’re presenting some foolish, madcap scheme that could consume you and that I am of no use for.”
He catches Phoenix turning to look at him from the corner of his eye. “What-? You’re not useless!”
“Am I not for this? Wright, look at what he has done to you, the apple of Los Tokyo’s eye until that trial. My changes, what personal growth I have made… it has for the most part been done over here. In Los Tokyo they still know me only as the Demon Prosecutor, my reputation was such that when I left none would take my old office save for one who had met me only recently! Answer me honestly, what would most likely happen if I returned now to aid you?”
“…the press would probably eat you alive before Kristoph even tried to do anything to you,” Phoenix admits with some reluctance, then winces, “Ugh, I can almost see the political cartoons.”
“Indeed. If I had returned sooner, begun establishing myself earlier, perhaps…” he turns away from the man, “But as it is, my political strength, my reputation, any numerous allies I might call on… they are over here, and thus useless to you. And it was fine for you to go toe to toe with Kristoph in your usual manner, but this…? You cannot do this alone from entirely outside the system, Wright. It is impossible.”
“Then I won’t.” Phoenix puts a hand on his shoulder, waits for Miles to turn to him. “I can’t be the only non-corrupt member of the legal system in the city. I’ll find them, and- I don’t have to succeed at this. I just have to try, to be able to look myself in the mirror and say, ‘you tried every option you had, you gave it your best shot.’ And if it does all fall through, then I’ll come over here, take the bar again, and throw paper airplanes at you in court and make you regret pointing out that I could be a lawyer again in the first place.”
“I wouldn’t,” Miles says, quiet but firm, “Regret it, that is. I… miss facing you in court. It’s reassuring to know that both sides have the same underlying goal.”
“Fine, but you asked for it,” Wright grins, then sobers. “And you’ve probably got more connections back home than you think and, even if you don’t… I don’t need you to do that for me. It’s great when you’ve got resources I can use, but, I mean…” he looks out over the river again, “You do stuff for me no one else can, you- this is going to sound stupid and weird.”
“Then by all means, continue.”
Wright snorts. “Jerk. It- I was scared when I called you after the article came out, but not as scared as I could have been? Because I knew you’d get me and Trucy out of it. I didn’t expect you to fly us to Germany, I figured you’d ship us to Kurain or something, but, I mean… when I need you, really need you, you’re always there. Somehow. I don’t… really have a lot of people I rely on – I’m more used to them relying on me. I mean, that’s my job and all, but… ugh, I’m sounding really weird and clingy, aren’t I?”
Miles offers a slight smile. “If asking for help from a friend when you need it is clingy, then I would rule us equally guilty. I’ve never requested you come to Europe as an aid for altruistic reasons, you know – both times I sincerely thought you the best man for the job, and I have no doubt you’ll more than earn your keep this time as well.”
The man colours slightly but looks pleased. “It’s not just that sort of thing, it- you’re helpful. You’ve been helpful since day one of this mess, even if it isn’t in the way you want to be. And… you’ll keep helping me, right? Please?”
And the expression on his face is genuinely concerned, as though he actually fears that this is the line Miles will not cross and just… “For something like this we will need clearer guidelines, but… I don’t want to fight with you, or see that bastard and his ilk left to run loose in our city.”
“Our city?”
“I still consider Los Tokyo my home in many ways, Wright,” Miles reminds him, “And I have every intention of returning to work there again someday, when conditions are more favourable. And… perhaps I do not support every choice you make, but I do sincerely believe that somehow, eventually, you will always find your feet and triumph. And I will always do my best to support you in this when I can.”
“Thanks,” comes the reply, with a look of profound relief.
Miles hesitates, looks away from the sincere gratitude being directed at him. “I… was not without fault in this. I should have at least heard you out before taking a stance. It hasn’t been a month since I encouraged you not to give up, and when you try to take me at my word… this happens. That was poorly done of me. I am sorry.”
“Thanks,” Phoenix says again and now their shoulders are touching, though Miles hadn’t noticed him moving closer. “I was overexcited, you were scared – it was just… bad. Want to just let this one go and start over, make a more proper plan?”
“…yes,” Miles turns back to him, offers a half-smile, “And next time we fight, we will do better.”
“What makes you think there’s gonna be a next time?”
“We’re us, Wright – it’s practically guaranteed. But we will both do better next time.”
“You seem pretty sure of that,” Phoenix replies, amused.
“We’re intelligent adults capable both of learning and self-improvement – I see no reason I shouldn’t be.” Especially when Phoenix is already skilled with people and Miles is going to be discussing this with Dr. Heilen…
“Okay, fine – the defense concedes this one,” Phoenix grins, then turns to the opposite end of the bridge from the one Miles had approached from and calls, “And it’s okay for you to come out now, lightning bug, we’re done talking!”
Miles lets out an involuntary sound of surprise as Trucy pops up from behind one of the railings and scuds over, cloak fluttering. Phoenix shrugs at him.
“We needed some air and she wanted to wander on her own a bit; I can see her for a decent distance from here and we both have our cell phones.”
“Ah,” Miles says weakly as Trucy slows to a stop before them, face extremely serious and more than a little scared.
“You’re friends again, right? You’re not… it’s okay now, right?”
“Oh glowworm,” her father scoops her up in a hug, “Me ‘n’ Edgeworth never stopped being friends, we just had an argument and needed to get our heads on straight so we could work things out. Isn’t that right?”
“Indeed, your father is both right and correct in this instance,” Miles hastily agrees, embarrassed and not entirely sure why, “After the levels of nonsense we have endured at each other’s hands, a little shouting isn’t enough to cause any real rift between us.”
Trucy narrows her eyes at him but slowly nods, apparently accepting his statement as at least ‘true enough.’ “Okay. But… you’re not allowed to leave either, Mr. Edgeworth.”
“I’m afraid I will not be able to accompany you and your father back to Japanafornia when you return-”
“You know what I mean!” the young magician scowls at him.
…she is upset with him, moreso than she is letting on. He doesn’t know why she’s decided that he’s so important, but she has and, as has been made amply clear on this trip, she is terrified of being abandoned by those she loves. …ugh, he’s going to have to do this, isn’t he, why must necessary things be so embarrassing-?!
Removing his right-hand glove, he holds out his hand to her, pinky extended. “I’m not saying that silly phrase, and I cannot say that I will never leave – my job requires travel. But… I will do my utmost to always return. Is that satisfactory?”
Trucy has her mitten off and her pinky linked around his in a flash. “You promise?”
He allows his finger to fold around hers in turn. “I promise.”
“And he’s good for it, too,” Phoenix chips is, looking disgustingly happy for some reason, “Edgeworth always comes back, even when you don’t expect him to!”
“Really?”
“Yup! He came back from the dead once!”
“Really?!”
“Wright, that doesn’t count-!”
They squabble their way back to his apartment and through the process of making and consuming supper, and it is strange how different similar forms of interaction can be. The argument yesterday had been painful and splintering, but the cross words of this evening feel almost comfortable in their familiarity as they bicker and tease and laugh.
And, somehow, it all winds together to leave the three of them seated around the dining room table with pens and papers, laptops and smart phones and dishes of cooling casserole, drawing up plans of battle…
Chapter 51
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The Jurist System Accords
Phoenix and Trucy will return to Los Tokyo and Phoenix will acquire a new job. If he can’t find employment that will allow him to support himself and Trucy within six (6) months, that’s it, the plan falls through. In this event, the Agency will be sold, they will move to another city so Phoenix can earn some money, and then immigrate to Europe for good. This is the emergency contingency in case of total failure at any point in the process.
Once back in Los Tokyo and when he feels it appropriate, Phoenix will begin getting his qualifications as an international paralegal (an approximately two (2) year process) through online courses. It will not count for much in the States, but it may offer just enough of a toe-hold in the legal world to give him a modicum of legitimacy back without making him seem dangerous or threatening to Kristoph. It will also give him an excuse to openly study the European legal system and become more familiar with it.
While Phoenix is getting certified, he will also begin to test the waters in regards to potential allies. When given the go ahead, Egdeworth will begin to do the same with the allies he retains in the Los Tokyo legal system, including Judge Courtney and possibly Prosecutor DeBeste.
Once Phoenix has his paralegal qualifications, start focusing on actively gathering allies and introduce the concept of integrating the jurist system into American courts. If unable to gather enough allies, the plan falls through, engage emergency contingency plan.
Once allies gathered and plans made, begin working to enact the change desired in the legal system. Continue with this until the point of success, failure, or enough momentum has been gathered that Phoenix is no longer necessary to the process.
Keep an eye out for Zak. He is no longer priority, but if the opportunity presents itself to progress in this area, take it. Everyone deserves closure on this.
Watch out for Kristoph, in regards to him getting too suspicious of this plan or slipping up on his own. He is no longer the priority, but he is still a problem that eventually needs to be solved, and Phoenix clearing his own name will only help in the process of bringing about legal change.
Edgeworth will stay in Europe unless business, personal or otherwise, requires him to return to the States. He will continue to call on Phoenix as an aid or paralegal if need be and if Phoenix is able to with his new job – that system is currently working well, no point in changing it.
If Phoenix’s plans to enact change from outside the legal system fall through, then it is Edgeworth’s turn. After the emergency contingency has been enacted and Phoenix and Trucy are settled into wherever they have chosen to live in Europe, Edgeworth will return to Los Tokyo and attempt to enact the desired change from inside the system. Otherwise he will stand back and provide resources and aid only as requested. He is the safety net in the event of catastrophic system failure.
If/when it gets to the point that it looks like Phoenix is about to either successfully clear his name or get the jurist system put in place, he and Trucy will both ‘cut ties’ with Edgeworth to give him plausible deniability in case things go wrong and also to give an outward impression of Phoenix’s life falling apart on him to throw off any suspicions Kristoph may have. The signal for this radio silence will be Phoenix ‘picking a fight’ with Edgeworth for supposedly offering to get Trucy a new phone without telling him. Trucy’s phone will be removed from Edgeworth’s phone plan and complete silence from both sides will be maintained until Edgeworth is informed of either success or failure.
(Note: in the event of a true emergency, contact will be made via Kay Faraday, Dick Gumshoe, or another mutual acquaintance.)
If radio silence goes on for more than one (1) year, Edgeworth will return to Los Tokyo to do things his way, because things will have gone beyond wrong. This should not be necessary, however – once begun, radio silence should only be needed for a month or so.
Failure is not the preferred outcome, but it is an option.
If at any point these accords become a hindrance rather than a help, all members of it will meet and decide what changes need to be made.
Phoenix Wright, Miles Edgeworth, Trucy Wright
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Phoenix sits back from the table after signing the draft of their battle strategy with a groan. “Well, that’s probably the most complicated plan I’ve ever made.”
“Daddy, that’s horrifying, I make more complicated plans for a single magic trick,” Trucy says before her stern demeanor is interrupted with a yawn. She covers is with one sweater-draped hand (it had been a surprise to discover that Phoenix prefers sweaters to something more casual, less surprising to learn that Trucy has an inordinate fondness of stealing her father’s sweaters and wearing them around inside, in spite of the fact that they are, for all intents and purposes, rather shapeless dresses on her).
“Yet unfortunately true,” Miles leans back and stretches as well, “And, as I hate to think what time it is, I do believe creating a formalized contract and writing out copies can wait until tomorrow. Agreed?”
“Yeah, sounds good,” Phoenix winces as his spine straightens with a pop, “Okay, petty complaint, I wish I’d been able to bring that back support pillow you got me for my birthday, I only got to use it for a couple of weeks, but they were a nice couple of weeks. Ugh, I’m twenty-eight, that’s too young for back problems!”
“This is what maintaining poor posture while seated results in,” Miles chides him, then raises a very pointed eyebrow, “Not to mention falling off burning bridges into running water a good forty feet below.”
“That was only once!”
“You say that as if it in any way makes it bet-” Miles would continue, but a yawn of his own cuts him off. Gott im Himmel, it really is quite late, and he has work tomorrow- ugh, make that today according to a glance at the time as he turns his phone off. “While there are many points I could make on this subject, we both have work in the morning, so the prosecution rests and also plans to sleep.”
Phoenix snorts but graciously lets the matter drop, helping gather up the dishes and tidy the papers they’ve managed to cover half the dining room table with in a remarkable display of spite-fueled group effort. Trucy gamely tries to help, but winds up staggering off to bed at her father’s encouragement after receiving her hugs good-night (Miles isn’t sure how he has suddenly become entangled in this ritual, but given the exhaustion beginning to cloud his mind along with the events of the past two days, it’s honestly too much trouble to try and extract himself from it at this time).
“It’s still wild that you know how to cook.”
Miles startles from his thoughts at the man’s comment, turning from where he’s placing dishes to soak in the sink so that they’re easier to clean later today. “It’s not that hard – I began learning as a child and, while my education in this subject was interrupted, it wasn’t so difficult to pick back up.”
“Where did you even learn, though,” Phoenix moves into his range of vision, “Do you have a secret stash of cookbooks I don’t know about?”
That gets him the eye-roll it deserves. “There’s this little thing called ‘the internet,’ Wright, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it? It’s this shockingly new and sophisticated platform for sharing information, including things called ‘tutorials’ in all manner of formats-”
“Okay, okay, destroy me and another piece of my world view all in one go, why don’t you?”
Miles frowns as the last dish is dealt with and he turns to face the other man more directly, drying his hands on a dishcloth as he does so. “Why would my using internet tutorials damage your world view?”
“Uh, you have looked in a mirror lately, right?” Phoenix raises both eyebrows at him, “You look like you stepped out of some period piece, or a guy who only uses books for research and gets lost trying to use a web browser. Heck, ‘casual’ just means you take off your jacket, maybe roll your sleeves up!”
“And yet, of the two of us, I am the one with a smartphone, whereas I’m sure you don’t even properly know how to clear your browser history in the event that you need to.”
“…you learned how to do that so Manfred wouldn’t find out about your Steel Samurai habit, didn’t you?”
“Never you mind!” he absolutely did, but there’s no way he’s confirming it.
Phoenix simply laughs and turns to make his way towards his bedroom, waving over his shoulder as he goes. “Whatever. Anyways, g’night, Edgeworth.”
“Good night, Wright.”
Notes:
In regards to Phoenix and sweaters, I got the idea here - this also influenced my mental image of how Phoenix dresses casually. the idea of him actually preferring sweaters to sweatshirts is really cute to me, not to mention the fact that it increases his Dad vibes by at least ninety percent!
Apologies for the chapter delay – I had a teeny case of don’t-wanna-write-itus, and then I discovered the A Hat in Time fandom, after which I was legally obligated to make an AU where Phoenix is a noodly blue ghost, and in the process overdid it a bit with the drawing and colouring when I haven’t done any in awhile and thus had to give my right elbow a couple days off. It happens. On the plus side, goofy AUs like the one I just mentioned help recharge my creative juices, so in the long run they’re good for my longer projects like Saturation. Just wanted to let you know what’s what!
Chapter 52
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
There is, of course, one large but immutable flaw to the plan they’ve constructed, of course: in order to enact it, Phoenix has to actually be in Los Tokyo. And almost a month and a half after that damned article came out, the public is only just beginning to look like it might maybe calm down enough sometime soon that it will actually be safe for the Wrights to go home. It’s reached the point that Miles finally tells Sebastian that the bi-daily updates are unnecessary (not to mention unfair at this point, forcing the boy to constantly think about the terrible state of the city around him even more than living there already does).
“I’ll let you know when the waters settle,” Sebastian simply assures him in response, “At once, remedially!”
Once, Miles feels, the young man might have reacted to his instruction with hurt or concern that he has been providing inferior work and is thus being replaced by someone more competent, but his reply had held no doubt, no uncertainty, simply moving to the next logical step in an efficient, matter-of-fact manner. He’s grown so far past the petulant child Miles had first met, and it is heartening. At the same time, however… “I believe you mean ‘immediately’?”
The long-familiar sounds of Sebastian’s well-used pocket dictionary carry across the phone line, as does his sigh of resignation. “Drat, yes I do, thank-you.”
“You’re welcome. And do not be discouraged, your slips have been growing less frequent.” Miles runs a hand through his hair. “You are… also still maintaining a healthy sense for your own personal safety, are you not? It is good that you and Kay are keeping an eye on each other, but I have been tracking events to a certain extent myself. I know there have been several attacks on lawyers within the past week, including prosecutors.”
Sebastian is quiet for a surprisingly long time. “…I… do not actually have to worry as much about that as pretty much anyone else in the Los Tokyo legal system.”
“What?” he frowns, unconsciously leaning forward at his desk a little, “Why not? Kay hasn’t done anything… irrational yet helpful, has she?”
More silence.
“Prosecutor DeBeste, if you are attempting to alarm me, rest assured, it’s working!”
“What?” Miles’s open concern apparently startles the boy into speech, “No, no, nothing like that I just… didn’t want to have to tell you this.”
While he cannot pinpoint the exact emotions lurking in Sebastian’s tone, Miles recognizes enough that it does nothing to calm his nerves. “Tell me what?!”
A huffed sigh. “You are… aware of the moniker people sometimes refer to you as over here?”
“‘The Demon Prosecutor?’ Yes, Prosecutor DeBeste, I am quite aware of that one,” Miles replies, tone dry, and not adding that he frankly prefers it to the one that he’s earned over here. “Hard not to when the papers were so very fond of it.”
“Oh. Yes, well, you’re not the only one with one of those… and you currently have the dubious honour of speaking to the Honest Idiot of the Los Tokyo Prosecutors’ Office.”
Miles blinks, taken aback. This- that cannot be right- “I was under the impression that you’ve been doing quite well at your job?”
“I am!” Sebastian hastily assures him, “I wouldn’t lie about that, especially considering how we met, and I’m still studying to fill in any gaps that linger in my education as I’m made aware of them, but… well. You remember how we met. That was the first set of cases I was publicly involved in, I’d only graduated quite recently, and they made an impression, you know? I helped put my own father, who was also at the time my boss, away for multiple criminal charges at seventeen, and made what reparations I could for the wrongs he had committed that I had benefited from. In many ways I’m seen as the closest thing to incorruptible that currently exists in the legal system here. But everyone knows that Pops paid for my grades and awards and I didn’t even notice… heck, his revolution of that is public record, because he said it in court. And… sorry, Mr. Edgeworth, but I don’t hide that I’ve maintained at least some contact with you, or that I hold you in very high esteem. I’m not considered… very bright by most. My, uh, vocabulary issues don’t help.”
That… he doesn’t know what to say to that. “If it would be in your best interest to cease contact with me-”
“No!” Sebastian cuts him off, aghast, “I don’t care what they say, I know they’re wrong about me being stupid, I- you’re the one who helped me see that! You gave me another chance after Pops degreased me, after everything I’d done, you’re the one who helped me when I needed it, and encouraged me with my memory orchestra – I found the truth in my last three trials because I had faith in it like you said I needed to, and you were right! You- I see you as a mentor of sorts, Mr. Edgeworth. And you’re a good one. As long as you’re willing to tolerate me, I want to keep learning from you!”
“I-” Miles starts, then has to stop because for some reason a lump has formed in his throat and it’s hard to talk around, “I do not… ‘tolerate’ you, Sebastian. I would not waste the time and effort it takes to review the cases of someone I simply tolerated. You are a good student, and it is with great interest that I watch your career.”
“Thank-you, sir.” The boy’s voice is soft and damp-sounding, as though he too is having difficulty speaking, and this is really getting far too sentimental, so Miles coughs to clear his throat and diverts the subject slightly.
“And surely not all your coworkers are so unobservant as to still think you incompetent after two years of working with you?”
“Well, I don’t know,” Sebastian hesitates, then, in a tone that indicates he has been spending far too much time with Kay, “That is to say, the Paynes are still working here, somehow.”
Ah yes, the Payne brothers, one of the reasons that Miles occasionally remembers the fact that there is currently an ocean and a continent’s worth of space between him and Japanafornia with a smile rather than frustration. “Tell me they’re not lumping you in with them.”
“Of course not – they have seniority.”
That- Miles manages to get a hand to his mouth and thus not laugh over the phone at the implied insult, given the perception the office seems to have of Sebastian. “Be that as it may, they cannot all be so mistaken in their assumptions about you.”
“Well, Mr. Pearing – Natta Pearing, he’s the new Chief Prosecutor – he notices that I’m at least competent, and he’s my boss, so that’s a good thing. And Klavier… I don’t know how smart he thinks I am or not, but he’s a genius, so it might be hard for him to evaluate others’ intelligence based on that. He never insults me about mine, though, and he calls me ‘Herr Maestro,’ so there’s that.”
Miles nods to himself, waiting for the boy to continue, but there is only silence. “Surely your boss and your friend aren’t the only ones-?!”
“Mr. Edgeworth, I was nearly a decade younger than the next-youngest recent hire when I joined the Prosecutors’ Office. I’m still younger than most of the recent hires, actually, they’ve never taken me any more seriously than they had to.” There’s a raised eyebrow behind that tone, Miles just knows it. “It was one of the reasons Klavier and I started to interact at first – we were in the same boat – and then S-Simon came, and it seemed a bit inevitable he’d get lumped in with us.
“He- Simon never called me stupid either. Not until- it’s so strange, he finally agreed to speak with me, and it was so… he called me a fool and said I was an idiot for caring about a dead man and that nothing good ever came of chasing ghosts, and…” Miles hears him take a deep breath, likely to try and calm the shudder out of his voice, “And I was so upset that it wasn’t until I got home and talked to Kay that I realized he hadn’t answered the few questions I did ask, and had completely cut me off from asking any more. Like,” a swishing sound, Sebastian must have gotten his baton out and started conducting to help organize his thoughts, “Like he was deliberately trying to make me upset with him. I- it’s confusing. That whole trial, something was wrong.”
“So you’ve said.”
“I know,” Sebastian sighs, “I just… I hope I- hope someone, anyone can figure it out before… before it’s too late.”
There is nothing Miles can say to that, no reassurance that won’t ring hollow to his own ears or, worse, present false hope. Perhaps Sebastian is right about his friend, perhaps he is wrong, but the darkness long-present in the Los Tokyo legal system is sweeping to the forefront, and now is not the time to pray for miracles. “Please keep a mind to your own safety as you deal with these matters. That is all I would ask of you in these circumstances.”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Edgeworth, I will! If nothing else, Kay would never let me live it down if I do something too incredibly stupid,” Sebastian promises, “She has assured me that death is not an escape, she is quite willing to get spirit channelings done simply to yell at me on a monthly basis.”
“I wouldn’t put it past her,” Miles replies, deciding not to get started on the authenticity of such things at this moment, “In any case, the hour is growing late, and I’m afraid I have work I must return to. My gratitude, as always, for keeping me abreast of matters in Los Tokyo.”
“You’re welcome, Mr. Edgeworth, and I should get going, too! Good-bye!”
“Good bye.” Miles hangs up, then looks up to see Phoenix watching him from the office sofa. He had… honestly forgotten that the man was there, and the expression on his face is… it’s similar to the sort of look he gives Trucy sometimes when she’s asleep or not looking, but- but not quite the same, and Miles is finding that having it directed at himself is doing strange things to his insides- “What?”
“Hm? Oh, nothing,” Phoenix shakes his head, tilting a smile at him, “Just… you really care about that kid, don’t you?”
Miles colours brightly. “I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Uh-huh.” Wright’s look is one of polite skepticism, but he thankfully changes the subject. “You know, this whole experience is probably ruining me for desk work, this’ll all end, I’ll reopen my firm, and everyone’ll be all ‘Mr. Wright, why are you doing paperwork on the sofa?’ and I’ll be all-”
Miles turns back to his own work, half an ear and half a smile still directed at Phoenix. Setbacks or no, the man’s talking about success as though it’s an actual possibility again, and it’s good to hear…
Notes:
For all of you who have been hoping for some flustered Edgeworth content… hope that sufficed. ;)
The average age to pass the bar in our world is twenty-seven or twenty-eight, and while there’s a lot of prodigies in the AA world, I do go with the concept that they’re still the exceptions, not the rule. Sebastian and Klavier are both nineteen at the moment, and they’re both still absolute babies in the eyes of their colleagues in many ways, especially Sebbie what with his terrible reputation.
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December 2020
In the face of both of them working and Franziska not being available to help on a daily basis, Trucy is becoming a known face at the Anwaltsstadt Prosecutors’ Office. Often she will claim a corner of the sofa in Miles’s office to do her school work or quietly amuse herself, sometimes she settles in one of the break rooms for awhile, or walks the hallways to stretch her legs.
…Miles and Phoenix have no proof yet that she’s sneaking into trials to see if her lie detection abilities transcend the language barrier or not, but they’re both fairly certain that she is. One thing that certainly transcends language is Trucy’s ability to charm people and, armed with a decent enough translation app on her phone and a few phrase cards Miles has made up for her (including one noting who she is associated with and which office to return her to if she is being a nuisance), she’s gotten several promises that various lawyers in the office will come see her show if they’re ever in Los Tokyo.
Phoenix himself has gotten a few appreciative looks, more raised eyebrows, and several facetious comments along the lines of nepotism which fall miraculously silent after his infamous turnabout mindset brings some startling revelations to light in several trials he assists Miles in. After that the talk shifts to how in the world Miles and Phoenix manage to stand each other in court long enough to make it to the sentencing.
…it’s not their fault that they’re more used to being rivals than partners in this setting…
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“[-and thus there is no possible way-]”
“Edgeworth!”
“Quiet, Wright, we’re about to win this case. [There is no possible way-]”
“Edgeworth!”
“Oh for the love of-! What is it, Wright!”
“I’m pretty sure we were wrong about that Frohman guy after all!”
“…we spent half the night proving without a doubt that he couldn’t have done it.”
“Yeah, but when he told us his alibi just now four psyche-locks popped up! Four!”
“Psych- I thought you weren’t using that thing anymore!”
“As a fidget toy! I’m not using it anymore as a fidget toy!”
“So you suspected we were wrong about Frohman and didn’t tell me sooner for what particular reason, pray tell?!”
“None, I was certain he was innocent – I only had the magatama out just now to use as a fidget toy!”
“You quite literally just said that you weren’t doing that anymore!”
“It’s a work in progress, okay?!?”
“[If the prosecution would stop arguing with itself and proceed with the trial?]”
“[Of course, apologies, your honour.]”
“Sorry, your honour.”
“[The prosecution would like to call Heimlich Frohman back to the stand-]”
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Taking his car is the only truly efficient way to get to work, to Trucy’s delight and Wright’s dismay, but his apartment’s location puts it within convenient walking distance of a few places of interest – the Volkspark, a nice path along the river, and a shopping district with several quite decent take-out restaurants in it. Now that both Phoenix and Trucy are capable of being up and about, it would be remiss of Miles as a host to not ensure they know the basic layout of the area, that they might traverse it at times as they will, be it for fresh air, exercise, or any other reason. He might complain of the cold (in spite of the fact that its actually quite temperate at the moment for Anwaltsstadt in December), but Wright gets antsy if he’s cooped up for too long, as does Trucy. And it is not unpleasant to show them this place that is now his home.
Not that these tours always lead to their expected outcome.
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“[Very well, officers, we will be waiting at the mentioned location.]”
“…you didn’t even blink just now.”
“Callous as it may sound, Trucy, after about the tenth, tripping over dead bodies does somehow lose its shock value.”
“Ten-! Edgeworth, I know you’ve mentioned getting mixed up in murder investigations over the years, but exactly how often does this sort of thing happen to you?!”
“Outside of the ones I encounter during cases I’m already formally prosecuting? I think it’s probably four or five a year on average at the moment.”
“…that’s… kinda a lot…?”
“It’s not like I’m doing this on purpose! And, in any case, it’s Wright’s fault!”
“My fault?! How is this my fault?!?”
“This happened nowhere near as frequently before I touched that wretched badge of yours! My life used to be orderly, you know, and then you showed back up!”
“Gee, sorry for literally saving your life. And wait, what do you mean not ‘as frequently’? How often were you running into dead bodies before Kurain?!”
“I’m not sure – maybe once or so a year? Perhaps twice?”
“…you realize that that’s still way higher than average, right?”
“…you still made it worse!”
“I did not-!”
“So, um, what do we do now?”
“Now, Trucy, we wait for the police to arrive, give our statements, and then I help investigate what happened.”
“Don’t you mean we?”
“I don’t see your legal aid qualifications on you.”
“I don’t see your prosecutor’s badge on you, either!”
“Behold.”
“You- you’re wearing your badge. Under the lapel I usually put mine on.”
“It’s easier to keep track of without being ostentatious- I say, are you well? You’ve gone red. I’m sure the police will understand if we get out of the cold to wait for them-”
“I’m fine, and, Trucy, close that mouth back up and wipe that grin off of it or I’m docking your work hours when we get home!”
“But Daddy-!”
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It has been nearly a decade since Miles truly… cohabited with anyone, he has lived primarily on his own since he moved from the von Karma estate to his first apartment in Los Tokyo. That brief period the first time he brought Wright over to help him with a trial doesn’t really count, it was a short enough period that certain necessities of life could be put on hold for the sake of propriety (and maintaining a certain amount of distance). With the length of time the Wrights have been here, however, with their stay extending to an indeterminate period, well… it doesn’t do his dignity much good either way, and he’d rather be seen in trousers whose knees are shiny with wear, a worn waistcoat, and a fray-cuffed shirt, than give the impression that he lives in filth.
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“Wright, is there a reason you just oh-so-stealthily took my picture?”
“Turnabout’s fair play?”
“How is this turnabout?!”
“Aw, come on, you’ve got one of me scrubbing my bathroom!”
“Which Maya sent me, unsolicited!”
“Well, now she’s got a matching one of you vacuuming your living room. I still can’t believe you clean your own apartment, by the way.”
“I value my privacy, and there are times I have sensitive documents in my office. This is the most sensible solution.”
“What, so your living room is private, but someone seeing your undies is okay?”
“Ngk! There is nothing wrong with having one’s laundry done, especially when the apartment comes with a laundry chute and service!”
“The fact remains, someone out there is, possibly at this very minute, handling your- ACK, TRUCY, HELP, EDGEWORTH’S TRYING TO VACUUM MY FACE OFF!”
“COMPLIMENT HIM, DADDY, HE’S WEAK AGAINST THOSE!”
“WHAT?! Trucy, that’s not- ARGH, I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE COLOUR OF YOUR SUIT REALLY BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES-! …okay, wow, Truce, you were not wrong, um, hey, Edgeworth? Edgeworth? …how about we just sit you on the sofa until your brain reboots and I’ll just finish the vacuuming for now…?”
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And somehow, somewhere along the way, all this has become simply a part of his day – the last week of October, all of November, and now into December, the three of them have been living together in a strange routine that has grown and adapted over the changes that have occurred. Trucy’s break down, Phoenix’s recovery, the continued discussions and allowances both of these events (and the events that caused them) have necessitated. Making plans. And now, for the moment, simply… living. Trucy is laughing again, Phoenix is speaking of the future with hope, and Miles’s world has finally regained almost all of the colour he lost in that terrifying moment Phoenix had called him, begging for help. A world-shattering moment.
It is a marvel, truly, how neatly those shattered pieces can begin to be fitted back together when there is more than one pair of hands doing the mending…
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“Hey, Glowworm! Did you enjoy the trial today?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Daddy, I was doing my schoolwork in the prosecutors’ lobby the whole time! I had up the sign Mr. Edgeworth made for me and everything!”
“Nice try, but I saw a familiar Pink Princess baseball cap in the gallery today, with an even more familiar face under it.”
“Not to mention an equally familiar black-with-sparkles phone case in said figure’s hands – you do realize that photography is not allowed in court, yes?”
“Not as long as a member of the lay public is just taking pictures of the prosecution! Which both of you are at the moment, I looked it all up first so I wouldn’t get either of you in trouble!”
“That feels like a very fine line, Miss Trucy.”
“…I got a really good shot of when you and Daddy yelled ‘objection’ at the same time and ended up back to back, wanna see?”
“…”
“Ignore him, Truce, I wanna see! …oh man, Edgeworth, check it out, it looks like we rehearsed that, send me a copy, okay?”
“Sure thing, Daddy! You want me to send it to you, too, Mr. Edgeworth?”
“Er…”
“That’s his ‘I want to say yes, but I’m too dignified to’ face, copy him in.”
“You got it! I got some pictures of you two arguing behind the bench, too, do you want to-?”
“DELETE THOSE!” “DELETE THOSE!”
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It’s a… surreal month. Pleasant as parts of it are, the usual stresses and difficulties of December are still present, though… perhaps it is not as bad this year as it has been in years past. His step last year was a small one, but still it was made, still it has lasting effects, along with his continued talks with Dr. Heilen.
(Even if he had felt it necessary, it had been… uncomfortable to explain where he vanishes off to once a week or so to his houseguests. To admit that he is unable to escape from the mires of his past without help, as illogical as experiencing such shame was. Wright is so fiercely independent, able and willing to tackle just about everything life throws at him with bare minimum outside help. Again, illogically, he could not stop himself clutching his arm when he told them, could not keep his eyes off the floor, as though he were confessing a dirty secret.)
(He had not expected the hand on his shoulder. Had not expected to look up into an expression of pure relief and the confession, “I’m glad you’ve got someone to help you with this.”)
(One day he will learn to stop underestimating that man. One day.)
In regards to his continued cohabitation with Phoenix and Trucy, the word from Sebastian and Kay is that things are finally settling in Los Tokyo, to the point that, if the trend continues, they may be able to return in January, and plane tickets have tentatively been arranged for the sixth. Until then… it is December and they’re living with Miles still. Which means no Christmas celebration for them while they’re here. It would be marvelous if this were some holiday movie and their mere presence could alleviate his trauma surrounding this time of year, but it’s not and they can’t. He’d already had to warn Trucy when they first came that sometimes he has nightmares that cause him to wake… rather loudly, and not to be concerned, but now he has to sit her down and answer her question of why they can’t have a tree, no, not even a small one in their room.
To be fair, Phoenix had offered to give this explanation for him, to relieve Miles of the stress, but this time… it feels important that he look Trucy in the eye and tell her himself. She has heard very little of his past – at least in regards to the traumatic or unsavory parts. Miles… does not want her to hear this from another source, he would prefer to tell her himself, to confess to his pains and his crimes rather than lay this burden at the feet of another. Perhaps he will not reveal all, but enough for her to understand both the beginning and the end of DL-6, and some of what happened in the years between.
At the end, Trucy leans over from where she’s sitting on the sofa and puts a hand on his shoulder. “Mr. Edgeworth, we have a saying in Troupe Gramarye.”
“Oh?” he asks, trying for nonchalant and likely failing in the eyes even of those who aren’t Trucy.
She folds her arms and nods seriously. “Yup. It goes ‘time is an illusion, but holiday pay is real.’”
This startles a laugh out of him (and out of Wright, whom they’re all pretending isn’t hiding around the corner Just In Case). “You are a very pragmatic young lady.”
“I’m a businesswoman, Mr. Edgeworth,” she spreads her hands with a smug little smile, then wags a finger at him, “Plus it’s 2020 and I have an internet connection – I know about PTSD and self care and stuff like that, and if I pushed you on it and you gave in, that would be setting a bad example for me, and that wouldn’t do at all!”
Miles does his best not to smile. “Well we couldn’t have that.”
“Absolutely not!” she agrees.
“Especially when Wright has that aspect so thoroughly covered.”
“That’s true!”
“HOLD IT!” Phoenix’s head pops indignantly around the doorframe, “I’m an excellent example!”
Trucy exchanges a look with Miles, then they turn to him in unison and Trucy puts her hands on her cheeks in shock. “Really, Daddy? Eavesdropping on a private, sensitive conversation?!”
Miles folds his arms and tsks. “Not setting a very good example there, Wright.”
“I can feel my moral fiber collapsing as we speak!” Trucy puts a hand dramatically against her forehead and slumps against Miles’s side.
“Disgraceful,” he shakes his head.
“You knew I was here, we agreed on it ahead of time!”
“It’s your word against mine, I’m afraid.”
“Oh Daddy…”
“THIS IS SLANDER AND DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER!!!”
Miles makes the mistake of making eye contact with Trucy at this point, and it somehow ruins their joint ability to keep a straight face. Phoenix takes advantage of their helpless laughter to swoop Trucy up and over his shoulder, turning his head to blow a raspberry in her side as he does so and she shrieks with laughter, flailing enough that Miles quickly steps in to help support her, mindful of Phoenix’s back troubles even if the man himself isn’t. Lack of experience in this matter works against him, however, as his efforts result in tripping up not only himself but Phoenix as well, sending both Wrights down on top of Miles in a heap (thankfully on the sofa as opposed to the nearby coffee table).
As they try and untangle themselves without causing further damage to each other, it crosses Miles’s mind that, last year, speaking of DL-6 during December had generally sent his colour vision below acceptable parameters. Now, however, the world has gained a definitive grey wash to it… but he’s still laughing. And that’s probably a good sign.
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“I must say, you’re doing better than I thought you would.”
“Huh?” Phoenix looks up from where he’s doing paperwork, “You mean at being a legal aid? I did run my own firm for three years, you know.”
“No, I’m aware of that, I mean… in general,” Miles waves a hand as he sits back from his desk, “You’re not the most graceful under pressure at times, I would have thought this waiting period would be driving you mad.”
“Oh. That.” Phoenix runs a hand through his hair and sighs, standing to wander the office a little. “I was at first, but the longer I’m here… I dunno, the less real it all seems.”
Miles frowns, following the man with his eyes. “I’m afraid I don’t follow.”
“This whole situation is just… surreal. I mean,” Phoenix spreads his arms, “I’m in Germany, wearing a custom-made suit and working in the prosecutors’ office with you. When I’m done for the day, we’ll grab Trucy from the break room and pretend she didn’t sneak to the courthouse to watch trials, and then we’ll all go home together. We’ll have supper, you’ll watch some of that show you love with Trucy, and there’s nothing to connect me to the fact that Los Tokyo’s legal system is falling apart, that I won’t be going back to how things were in September…”
His feet lead him seemingly at random to the window behind Miles’s desk, and Miles turns in his chair to see him leaning against the frame, staring out at the city below them.
“Is this all a dream? Was Los Tokyo the dream? If I were to wake up, would I even be able to bear it?”
Miles-
[-goes to lean against him, put his arms around the man and hold him close, tell him he never has to leave, never has to wake back to the nightmare he left behind, he can keep dreaming, with him, together they can keep dreaming-]
-stands up and goes to lean against the opposite side of the window frame, hands in his pockets. “Is there a reason windows have such an influence on your inner poet?”
This startles a laugh from him, and Phoenix turns from the city to Miles with a rising redness in his cheeks. “College Phoenix thought it made him look all romantic and dramatic, and I’ve never been able to kick the habit.”
“There are worse foibles to have,” Miles shrugs.
“I guess.” He sends a sideways look at him. “Any sage advice on this?”
“Not really,” Miles shrugs again, tilting a look at Anwaltsstadt himself. “‘A von Karma does not run from a challenge.’ You are not a von Karma; you may do as you like.”
“Wrights don’t back down from challenges either,” Phoenix informs him with false primness, “And I shall thank you to remember that.”
The deeper register and atypical accent Wright uses to say the latter has Miles raising an eyebrow. “Please tell me that wasn’t supposed to be me.”
“Cut me some slack, your accent’s surprisingly hard!”
…it is very, very tempting to attempt to pull rank on the other man for this, considering that Wright is working for him at the moment – Gumshoe learned not to comment within a week or so, if only for the sake of his salary. But something makes him hesitate. Long has he viewed this man as his equal, in some ways his superior, and to imply that he is viewed as some sort of subordinate feels… wrong. And also like something Manfred would suggest he do. So yes, no. He turns a courtroom glare on Phoenix instead.
The man yelps and vanishes, reappearing on the sofa without apparently having touched the space between it and the window, nose buried in paperwork.
“That’s what I thought,” Miles says, settling back at his desk.
“Some of us are just fine going through life without experiencing defenestration, you know,” Wright retorts.
“Feh, you’d survive – you’re you, after all.”
“But think of the emotional trauma, Edgeworth! Plus, you’d probably make me pay to have the window fixed.”
“You are both Wright and correct – I would.”
‘Yeah. So best to avoid it, then.”
“Most likely.”
“Edgeworth?”
“Yes?”
Phoenix stares at him intently. “Please don’t throw me out a window.”
Miles rolls his eyes. “I never planned to, Wright – you’re the one who brought the subject up.”
“True,” the man agrees before his expression goes crafty, “But hey, it got you smiling again, right? So worth it – EDGE-worth it!”
“You’re ridiculous.”
Phoenix just waggles his eyebrows, and Miles has to bite his lip to keep from laughing aloud.
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He does not permit decoration, however, come the 25th, Miles does casually mention over breakfast that he feels the need for some fresh air, and will be going for a walk after the meal. And that he’ll likely be gone until a bit after noon and, no, he would rather go alone, thank-you.
“Oh, and when I get back… I expect for any incriminating evidence to have been cleaned up,” he adds, adjusting his photography satchel over his shoulder as he glances back at them, raising an eyebrow, “Am I understood?”
The moment Trucy catches his meaning is clear, as is, in this instance, the reason her father sometimes refers to her as ‘bright-shining’; she lights up like a star and flings herself into his arms with a delighted shriek.
…when the Wrights had first arrived in his home, it had still been required for Trucy to ask before making physical displays of affection. Yet now he realizes… this is no longer the case. Somewhere over the months she has gained unspoken approval to do things such as this, as she does for her father. And Miles… does not mind, no longer flinches at the contact, simply runs a light hand over her hair, gives a nod of acknowledgement to the mouthed ‘thank-you’ Phoenix sends him.
How odd.
How very, very odd…
Usually on this day he locks himself in his apartment and buries himself in paperwork and books and films until nightfall, then an early bed. It has been years since he willingly stepped foot outside his door, let alone the building, and at first it feels… strange. Uncomfortable. Unreal. Avoiding more decorated areas is no effort at this point, though, and the day is clear – not sunny, but bright, albeit cold. He’s had to wear a hat along with the still very cool scarf Trucy knitted him last year. After awhile, however, the discomfort slowly fades into something more manageable, and after that… it’s not so bad. The fresh air is bracing, and the streets he follows are empty, still, almost as though he is the only person in the world in the moment.
Actually, it rather reminds him of a recent adventure Trucy told him about where the Salmon Sorceress – no, wait, it’s the Sky Sorceress now, Trucy’s new distaste for the former shade and a marathon texting session with Maya and Pearls had seen to that – an adventure the Sky Sorceress and her companions had gone on. The heroes had gotten too close to the Lurkers’ leader, and he had banished them to an empty, misty realm full of lost souls, separated and forced to find one another again. It’s one of the most intriguing adventures the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto have been on yet, and Miles had quite enjoyed it…
…
…there really isn’t anyone about right now, is there? Just him. Not even any security cameras or police. A terrible security risk, that. Why, a man might get up to anything at all, with no one to watch him…
“I was about to try your phone,” Phoenix grins when Miles returns homes nearly an hour later than he’d said he would, “What happened, did you get lost?”
“I was merely enjoying the fresh air,” Miles replies haughtily, because he had. The air in Volkspark had been very fresh and crisp, and chancing upon a stick the right length for a katana had meant he’d breathed in quite a lot of it while the Legal Samurai helped the Guarding Ninja hold off a Lurker ambush until the Sky Sorceress could arrive to finish them off. Another glorious victory for the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto when all was said and done, and just in time for the Plum Priestess and Mauve Mystic to successfully pierce the veils between worlds and bring them all home.
(He’s quite looking forward to seeing where Trucy goes next with this plot line, really, it’s rather exciting.)
“Uh-huh.” The look he receives is one of bemused skepticism, but the man drops the subject, instead asking, “So, after all that fresh air, wanna watch a movie with us? A warning: Trucy’s gunning for The Mighty Moozilla versus Gourdy.”
“Perhaps another?” Miles wrinkles his nose as he removes his winter wear, “While I do not doubt Will Powers’s or John Marsh’s abilities, I’m not particularly fond of the kaiju genre.”
“Uh, you watch Steel Samurai literally all the time?”
“That’s a tokusatsu, and while they can involve kaiju elements, they are not-”
“Never mind, I immediately regret asking, the defense concedes!”
“As well it should. Philistine.” He walks into the living room, removing his suit jacket to drape over the sofa’s arm as he joins the Wrights on it, “And that is a lovely hat, Trucy.”
“Thanks!” she beams, adjusting her new headwear – a shiny black top hat at least a size too large, “A proper magician needs the proper tools, you know,” then she leans forward and stage whispers behind one hand, “And I can’t summon Mr. Hat without a top hat – he’s a bit of a snob like that, only don’t tell him I said that, okay?”
“My lips are sealed,” Miles promises with utmost solemnity, then, a touch nervously, “He’s not about to make an appearance, is he?”
“Oh no,” Trucy assures as Phoenix looks on fondly, “He knows I’ve got a new hat, so he needs to make a new cape to go with it – it’s terribly tacky for a gentleman like him to go out in a hat and cape that don’t match, you know.”
“Of course. And you’ll be making a black one for yourself as well, I assume, or will you be using the brown tweed?”
“Mr. Edgeworth,” she puts a hand to her chest in over-played shock, “Brown tweed is for travel and sometimes vacations, not formal wear!”
“Yeah, everyone knows that,” Phoenix grins cheekily around her, “But you know what does go with black top hats?”
“Blue scarves!” Trucy announces happily before Miles can answer, and with a twist her hands are full of familiar sky-coloured silk, “Thank-you so much, Mr. Edgeworth, I love it – and the cards, too! Now I’ve got three skies in my collection!”
“You are most welcome.” It is not that he wants to, but for some reason Miles gets the feeling that, if he were to try and stop smiling now, he would have a very hard time of it.
“So, what are we watching?” Phoenix switches back to the earlier topic, “Edgeworth doesn’t want to watch Moozilla either, so we have to find something else.”
A discussion of not unreasonable length ends with them watching a CGI movie Trucy is fond of, a fantasy-romance involving two kingdoms, one magical, one mysterious, with surprisingly excellent artwork. Phoenix waxes poetic at the end about how refreshing it is to see a story based on A Midsummer Night’s Dream rather than Romeo and Juliet again, and Trucy quietly informs Miles that her father does this every time they watch this movie. And it doesn’t take much to get him further down the tangent.
…it is impressively easy to forget that Phoenix hadn’t just planned to be an actor but a Shakespearian one. That he loves the plays and the language and had spent the years before he started law school immersing himself in them, to the point that even now he can slip into the phraseology with only a moment’s thought. Miles hadn’t actually known he could do that, and the man laughs at his surprise.
“Hadst thou not the knowing of this, then? In sooth, my good sir, ‘tis simple as anything, for thrice were the years I did walk the most noble streets of Willington as a subject of our most gracious Queen, may God smile e’er upon her – most merry times indeed!”
“Daddy was on cast at the Japanafornia Renaissance Faire for a few years,” Trucy translates happily, “So he knows his thees and thous and everything!”
“What! Impertinent scamp, what meanst thou by repeating those most plainlisome words I have spoken not moments prior?” Phoenix catches his daughter under the armpits and drags her into his lap. “Ha, now I see – thou art a vexatious demon, sent to try mine own soul and return with news of thy success to thy fiendish master! Well I say thee nay – have at thee!”
Trucy shrieks with laughter as her father tickles her, throwing her new top hat to Miles when it starts getting in the way. “Tell Mr. Hat I love him!”
Miles promises with lips that keep wanting to smile and quietly sends Maya a picture of father and daughter laughing together.
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“Thank-you.”
Miles turns back to Phoenix in confusion. The rest of the day and evening had somehow devolved into a series of excited anecdotes about old plays and performances, watching cinematic renditions of Shakespearian plays, and pausing said renditions to explain about the events unfolding within them or work out a tricky piece of dialogue. They’d ended up eating in the living room, a thing Miles (almost) never does and which will necessitate an unscheduled use of the vacuum tomorrow. Trucy has fallen asleep draped across her father and more of the sofa than a being her size would be reasonably expected to occupy and, quite frankly, Miles has no idea why his own rising to put away the television remote would earn him such a sincere-sounding expression of gratitude from Phoenix.
“For earlier today,” the man elaborates before Miles needs to request it, “For giving me and Trucy some time? It meant the world to her – to both of us.”
“Oh. That. It was-”
“Don’t say it was nothing; it was huge. Thank-you.”
“…you are welcome.” Miles awkwardly returns to the sofa and gathers up his long-discarded jacket, his attempts to keep it unrumpled thwarted when it fell unnoticed to the ground sometime in the past hours. “If you would indulge me… how did you manage to acquire that hat without myself or your daughter knowing?”
“You know carrier pigeons?”
“Yes…?”
Phoenix’s smile is downright smug. “Turns out crows are pretty good at package delivery, too.”
That takes but a moment to work out. “You enlisted Kay’s help?”
“It was just for finding one last-minute at first, you know? Since she’s so good at finding stuff. Then it turned out she had some stuff she needs to do in this area and ‘Sebbie’ felt safe enough on his own at this point, so she dropped it off herself.”
“How?”
“Guest room window – she already had your address, by the way.”
“I am aware – I gave it to her,” Miles replies drily, then smirks as an amusing thought occurs to him, “Though, knowing Kay as I do, I also assume you were not alerted as to her planned manner of delivery until she was outside the window?”
A wince conveys Phoenix’s answer before words can. “It was the evening Trucy went out with you to pick up Vietnamese; I don’t think I’ve ever screamed so loud outside a case, I’m surprised your neighbours didn’t investigate or anything!” he chuckles, then starts arranging himself and Trucy so he can carry her to bed, lifting her with a grunt.
“Careful of your back.”
“I’m okay, thanks, as long as she’s not squirming; she’s not that heavy. Yet.” He nuzzles a cheek against her hair. “Gotta carry my little girl around as much as she’ll let me while I still can.” The expression on his face is so gentle and Miles-
[-goes over and puts his arms around both of them, brushes a kiss against Phoenix’s temple, and they simply stand there in the living room, quiet, close, together-]
-folds his arms, stepping back slightly. “Fatherhood suits you, Wright.”
The smile this earns him is almost shy. “You think?”
“Every time I see you with her.” Miles turns and walks to the doorway, hesitates, grips the frame and takes a steadying breath. “And Wright?”
“Yeah?”
“…Merry Christmas.”
“…Merry Christmas, Edgeworth.”
The warmth suffusing Wright’s words is not enough to keep the nightmares at bay, but it had been… a good day, a surprisingly good day, really. And after nearly two decades of a terrible day paired with an equally terrible night… only half of that equation is nothing short of miraculous. Leave it to Phoenix and Trucy Wright to help him without even meaning to.
It feels good.
Like progress.
He sleeps poorly, of course he does, and he wakes in a mood that isn’t particularly merry. But Phoenix is in the kitchen, still not quite free of his morning blear, and Trucy is stirring a pot of oatmeal, because the eccentric child claims it a necessary part of any winter morning.
“Hi, Mr. Edgeworth! Good timing, I just put the kettle on!”
“Still attempting to find a tea you like?”
“I will prevail! And also prove to Pearl that it’s better than coffee!”
“Mrmblf kof’ee…”
“It’s okay that you like coffee, Daddy, you’re allowed to be wrong about some things.”
…the world may not be merry, but, from the doorway of his kitchen, it is bright.
Notes:
For those keeping track of Trucy’s sky scarves, she now has an English sky (from Phoenix), a Los Tokyo sky (that she found herself off-screen), and a German sky (from Miles).
And, for anyone worried, 1) I am safe and have access to everything I need and, 2) that includes the supplies and motivation to keep Saturation updating at about my usual rate. Writing and sharing this fic brings as much joy to me as it does to you, so me keeping to my usual schtick with it is in everyone's best interest! If for any reason there comes a point where I can't keep up or have to have an extended break between chapters, I will post a note to let you all know what's what. You all are probably the best, most encouraging readers in this entire fandom, possibly any fandom I've ever been in, so stay healthy, smile when you can, and remember I think you're amazing and appreciate you so much! :)
Chapter 56
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“But then how did she see von Schlauter drive away from the scene?!”
“I don’t know, Wright, perhaps if you would give me a moment to inquire, I might have gotten the answer by now!”
“…you noticed, too?”
“Of course I did – you’re useful, but I am capable of prosecuting cases on my own, you know!”
“…sorry about that…”
“Hmph. I should say-”
“[If the prosecution could please stop arguing with itself?]”
“[Apologies, your honour.]”
“[‘polgies yer honar]… does that guy in the gallery have popcorn…?”
“Yes, because for some reason we’re getting a reputation. Now if I may continue questioning the witness?!”
“Fine, sheesh, grumpy…”
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“Hey, Edgeworth?”
“Yes?” he doesn’t look away from the road.
“What’s that term the people at the courthouse keep calling you?”
“You mean ‘Staatsanwalt’? It’s German for ‘prosecutor’.”
“No, no, it’s longer than that, um, diamerikanshgalhat or something like that?”
Miles does his best to keep his expression neutral and thanks the heavens that Trucy had requested to stay at the apartment today instead of accompanying them. “That is simply a moniker I have been… gifted with during my work in Europe, much as I am known as the Demon Prosecutor in America.”
“Oh. That’s… sorry. I sort of assumed you didn’t have to put up with that crap over here.”
There is no suspicion in Wright’s tone, only sympathy, meaning he hadn’t been playing with that dratted rock when Miles answered. Excellent. “The price one pays for earning a reputation is having to live with it.”
“Still…”
Aaaaand time to deflect before the man catches on that Miles is hiding anything. “I notice you seem to have become accustomed to my driving?”
“Driving? Who’s driving? We’re just taking a nice, leisurely stroll back to your apartment.”
“Ah. So you have retreated into the clutches of madness rather than face reality.”
“Oh look, what a lovely window box.”
“We’re in Germany, Wright, in the middle of winter.”
“Such pretty flowers.”
“Very well, if that is how you wish to be… What kind of flowers are they, then?”
“…tulips.”
“An interesting selection, given that their season of bloom is relatively brief.”
“…you actually know stuff about flowers?” the man actually cracks an eye open, turning to look at him, “Wait, what trial did you learn about them for?”
Miles simply raises an eyebrow. “The trial of growing up with Franziska.”
“Franziska.”
“Yes.”
“Franziska von Karma.”
“Presumably yes.”
“The one with the whip.”
“Wright, you are treading on dangerous ground.”
“What? No, I mean,” the man shakes his head, “She likes flowers? It doesn’t really seem her sort of… thing.”
Miles rolls his eyes, “In the same manner that Shakespeare doesn’t seem your ‘sort of thing,’ nor Steel Samurai mine?”
“Okay, okay, fine, the defense concedes this one to the prosecution and his extensive knowledge of flowers.”
“Most gracious of you,” Miles pulls onto his street and turns towards the apartment’s parking garage, “Though I’d be loath to call my knowledge extensive.”
“You know more than two types of flowers?”
“What? Of course,” Miles frowns at him.
Phoenix just shrugs. “I’d call that extensive.”
“That’s hardly- wait,” Miles pauses as what the other man has just said truly sinks in, “Are you saying that you only know two types of flower?!”
“Yup. Tulips and sunflowers. The rest are all just a pretty blur.”
“‘A rose by any other name’?!”
“Those obviously aren’t the only names of flowers I know,” it’s Phoenix’s turn to roll his eyes at Miles, “Tulips and sunflowers are just the only ones I can identify on sight. The rest… too much overlap. It gets confusing.”
“Surely you know what a rose looks like,” Miles protests.
“Eh,” the man shrugs, “I’m pretty sure they’re one of the ruffly ones, but you have to get a pretty distinct shape before I can remember it. I only know sunflowers because defense attorney badges are supposed to be based on them.”
That’s just… annoying for some reason, Miles isn’t even sure why, perhaps this is what causes Franziska to make that face every time he make a mistake with this subject, in spite of the fact that it gives her the chance to show off knowing more than him about something. Speaking of Franziska and flowers, though, that does remind him of one particular case-
“I’ll bet I can show you at least one more flower you’ll remember.”
“I sincerely doubt it. More invested people than you have tried, believe me, it breaks Larry’s heart that I don’t care about this.”
That momentarily derails Miles’s train of thought. “Larry has knowledge about this subject?”
“He’s an artist. Plus, a lot of women like flowers and Larry likes women – you do the math.”
Miles concedes via silence and parks his car, locking the doors before Phoenix can make a dive for the outside world because, of the two of them, Miles is the faster learner. “Hold it- and don’t press your face to the glass!”
“Noooooo~” the man whimpers, but stays seated while Miles does a quick google image search. Finding what he wants, he hands the phone over.
“Take that.”
He gets a dubious look, then an annoyed one when Phoenix looks at the screen. “I meant real flowers, Edgeworth, not made-up ones.”
“That is a real flower, Wright.”
“I’m not as green as I am cabbage-looking, you know.”
“…what? No, never mind – feel free to pull out your magic rock if you don’t believe me!”
“You know what? I will! I’m calling your bluff, Mr. Miles Edgeworth!” the ridiculous man retorts, fishing in his pocket with one hand, triumphantly revealing the magatama, then presenting Miles with his own phone. “And what exactly is this, then?”
“It’s a photograph of a passionflower. I encountered a window box of them during one of my investigations.”
Phoenix’s jaw drops, and he stares at the magatama, then at Miles’s phone. “Holy crap. That’s… wow. We actually live on the same planet as that?”
“Indeed we do,” Miles smiles faintly at Phoenix’s expression, “They are quite unique, are they not?”
“Yeah,” he nods slowly, “That’s… really cool. Thanks for showing me. Passionflower. I’ll remember that.”
It suddenly occurs to Miles that he’s leaned forward to view the image as well, meaning that he and Phoenix are sitting huddled together, alone in the parking area, looking at pictures of flowers on his phone. He pulls back with a cough, reclaiming and locking said phone again, and turning to hide the rising colour in his cheeks. “Good. That’s good. I told you I’d find one you would remember. We should go – Trucy will be wondering where we are.”
“Uh, right! Yes! Correct!” if Wright’s tone is anything to go by, he’s also turning bright red, “I’m kinda nervous to see what she’s been getting up to, to be honest.”
“I doubt it’s anything drastic.” As long as she hasn’t found out about German New Year’s firework traditions, Miles does not add as they exit the car and make their way to the stairs, “Likely she simply wanted some extended time to herself after having to spend so much of it together in the past months, a sentiment you naturally understand.”
A sardonic eyebrow is paired with a drawled, “Oh I do, do I?”
“I don’t see why you wouldn’t,” Miles shrugs, “The two of us have been arguing more frequently of late, I can only assume you wish also to be back in your own space.” It takes several steps before he realizes he’s alone, and turns back to see the other man staring at him. “Wright?”
“You… don’t tell me you think I’m tired of you.”
Miles’s brows furrow as he frowns. “Aren’t you?”
“…it’s a good thing von- Manfred is already dead, because sometimes I just wanna-” Wright cuts himself off and rubs his forehead, “No, Edgeworth, I’m not tired of you, and- this sounds weird, but I’m not tired of sharing an apartment with you, either. You’re… easier to cohabit with than I would have guessed. And I like working together, you think about things so differently than me!
“I’m just… I’m not a prosecutor. I don’t really like looking for guilt instead of innocence, and your caseload is way heavier than mine ever was – it’s stressy. That and having to work around the language barrier, not being able to properly investigate… I miss my apartment and Los Tokyo, yeah, and I’m tired of some of the stuff here, but… I’m not tired of you. Like, it’d be better if we didn’t have to be joined at the hip, but I mean- ugh, I can’t think of a good way to say it-!”
“It would be better if we were somewhere that we both spoke the language and were on opposite sides of the bar, but still living together?”
“Yes, exactly!” Phoenix snaps his fingers and beams, then his brain catches up with his mouth and his entire head turns an amusing shade of scarlet. Miles takes the opportunity to snap a photograph with his phone, then heads for the stairs.
“Do try and keep up, Wright, or you’ll return to the apartment to discover we’re having a vegetarian supper.”
“Buh- wuh? Huh? WAIT, NO, I’M COMING!”
Notes:
Fun fact: it’s canon that Franziska is into flowers, and also that Miles knows about passionflowers because of her!
Chapter 57
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“You know, Wright, just because I take the stairs doesn’t mean you have to.”
“Yes, I do know, because you keep telling me,” Phoenix huffs and rolls his eyes, “And like I keep telling you, I’m going back to a world where I bike almost everywhere after this – gotta keep my legs in shape.”
“Oh, you call what you were in when you arrived ‘in shape’ then? Colour me shocked.”
“Just because you can jog to your office on the tenth floor if you need to-!”
“Come now, Wright, there’s no shame in admitting you need to step up your game.”
“…this betrayal shall not be forgotten.”
“Why, is all this exercise stairing you down?”
“Ow.”
“Perhaps it will be better for you in Japanafornia, a more suitable climb-ate?”
“Please don’t keep making me regret finding out you have a sense of humour, it hurts.”
Miles snickers but ceases, if only because they’re nearly at his apartment, and no point in antagonizing Wright too much on the last day of the year – let him start with the right foot forward and all that.
…heh, ‘Wright’ foot forward-
‘Do not even,” Phoenix glares before he can say anything, “I know you just thought of another one, I can see it in your eyes, tempt not a desperate man!”
“…fine,” he can save that one for another time, anyway, “Was that a quote at the end?”
“Romeo, from the obvious play. Nice catch.”
“Not really – you’re usually quoting when you randomly insert bits of Elizabethan in your speech patterns.”
“Eh, I guess that’s true.”
Miles shakes his head at him as he unlocks and opens his apartment door-
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!”
“NYAAAARGH!!!”
“TRUCY!!!”
Miles opens his apartment door to a shower of confetti, a surprising number of decorations, and twice as many people as he had expected.
“Hiya, Mr. Edgeworth,” Kay crows cheerfully, “Don’t worry, we put a drop-cloth down, Trucy was very insistent about not making a mess.”
“I promised,” the young magician says stoutly, wagging her finger at Kay, one hand on her hip, “We’re guests in Mr. Edgeworth’s apartment, so it’s rude to make a mess. And we tested the sticky tack we used to hold the paper chains up on a spot near the floorboards first,” she adds, turning to the two men and beaming, “To make sure it didn’t ruin the paint when you take them down again! Kay’s been helping me make decorations, and she helped with supper!”
“You did…?” Miles manages to get out as he eases into his home, doing his best not to track any confetti with him as he steps off the drop-cloth (with European courts using streamers instead, he’d almost forgotten just how… pervasive confetti can be), Phoenix following close behind.
“Yup! Traditional Faraday Egg-Drop Soba – it’s like egg drop soup, only with soba and carrots and extra onions; my dad invented it. Speaking of which, you’re here now, so it’s safe to go start heating the broth!” with that she turns and strides off towards the kitchen. “And don’t forget to wash your hands!”
Miles and Phoenix stand in the silence of the mutually shell-shocked for a moment before Phoenix gives his head a shake. “Every time I meet that girl, my hope that she never meets Maya grows stronger and stronger.”
An involuntary shudder ripples through Miles. “Agreed.”
“Aw, I think Miss Maya and Fay would get on great!” Trucy interjects, then pouts at the dual “That’s what I’m afraid of” she gets in response. “Do you at least like the decorations?”
Miles looks around to fully take in what’s been done to the hallway of his apartment. At a second glance there’s not that much – some paper chains in pink and blue and gold, paper flowers here and there in the same colours. Enough to give a firmly ‘decorated’ appearance without having a huge amount of clean-up to deal with afterwards. “They’re rather… charming, I suppose. Er, what are we celebrating?”
“I told you, silly, New Year’s!”
“Ah.” He shoots a helpless look at Phoenix and gets shrugged at, useless man. “And these… are New Year’s colours?”
“They are now!”
“Ah.”
Phoenix either figures out what to say at last or notices that if he stays out of the conversation much longer Miles is going to say the Wrong Thing (it’s going to happen, Miles can feel it rising up in his soul, he has no idea what it’s going to be, but he knows if left to his own devices much longer it’s going to happen) because Phoenix crouches down in front of his daughter and puts his hands on her shoulders. “Trucy, kiddo, care to share why you decided to throw a party without telling us?”
“Oh, did I not tell you? Heh heh, oops!” she knocks herself on the head with a fist, sticking her tongue out in a ‘silly me’ expression.
Her father does not smile with her. “Trucy, I know we’ve been here awhile, but we’re still guests in Edgeworth’s home. How would you like it if someone decorated your set without telling you? Even if it was easy to clean up after?”
She folds her arms and looks away. “I wouldn’t.”
“And you at least sorta knew that before you did this, didn’t you?”
Her shoulders slump. “…yeah.”
“Then why did you do it?”
“…because I thought he might say no, and Mr. Edgeworth didn’t get to celebrate any holidays this month, and that’s not fair!” she looks up at them, then away quickly, knuckling her eyes, “And I know he’s got trauma and nightmares and it’s awful for him, so I thought if I did something new-! And I wanted- it’s mean and selfish, but I wanted to celebrate with him too, Daddy, because we’re here this year, and- and I sent him a New Year’s present last year, and that was okay, so- so I thought-” she sniffs hard, then looks over her father’s shoulder at Miles, “I made it worse, didn’t I? ‘c-cause good intentions can still get good people badly hurt…”
Miles sighs, then goes to kneel by Phoenix, fishing out his handkerchief to wipe Trucy’s eyes as he does so. “That’s an interesting saying.”
“D-Daddy says it makes more sense than the one about the road to hell.”
“It’s certainly clearer in its meaning,” Miles agrees, then hesitates. “I… do not know what to say about this, Trucy. I am not upset, but… I am not happy you did this without my permission, either.”
She nods without looking at him, then takes a deep breath, straightens her top hat, and meets his gaze. “I’m sorry, Mr. Edgeworth. I should have asked first. Please don’t be mad at Kay – it was my idea, not hers, it’s my fault.”
That look in her eyes… almost without thinking he reaches out to brush a lock of hair behind her ear with one hand. “You are so like your father… and you’ve been with him such a short time. How do you already have so much of him in you?”
“Because she’s a good influence on me.”
Miles nearly yelps and falls over because he’d somehow forgotten about Phoenix, when he was literally touching shoulders with- good lord, they were touching shoulders, but it’s a lot more than that now because Phoenix somehow managed to catch Miles without overbalancing himself and he is in the man’s arms-!!!
“Whoa there, steady,” Phoenix admonishes as he helps Miles right himself, “Sorry for grabbing, but I figured, you know, better than potentially hitting your head…?”
“It’s fine,” Miles wheezes, which is a bit of a relief, since his brain had been all for saying, ‘You don’t actually have to let go if you don’t want to, I’m fine here.’
“You sure?” the man peers at him with concern, “You’re looking kinda re-”
“HURRY UP, THE SOUP’S READY!”
Kay’s bellow shocks them all back into motion, and Phoenix scrambles to go wash his hands, his daughter almost following before Miles catches her shoulder. “Trucy.”
She stiffens, then squares her shoulders and turns back to him. “Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?”
He opens his mouth, closes it again. Why does talking about subjects such as this one have to be so difficult?
“Mr. Edgeworth?” Trucy steps forward and takes his hand, “We can take down the decorations after supper if you want. And… if you’re not ready to forgive me yet, I understand.”
He gives a wry laugh. “Understanding… if only it were always so easily gained.” He kneels down before her again, as he has seen Phoenix do when he is being serious with the girl. “For the most part celebrations are not important to me – they generally seem too much fuss and bother. The twenty-fifth of this month… I had a good day that day. That is the first time that has happened since I was younger than you are now, a thing far more valuable to me than a few decorations and what-have-you. And it would likely not have happened if I had been on my own. Do you understand?”
Quite suddenly he has a double armful of Trucy, her face buried in his shoulder. “I think I do now,” she tells the fabric of his coat, “I’m sorry, I won’t try to force it again.”
“Thank-you,” he puts his arms around her as well, “Especially as it- oof!”
In a maneuver completely typical of her, Trucy has vanished from his arms and reappeared on his shoulders. “Come on, Mr. Edgeworth, supper’s getting cold – and if you stand up like this and walk me over to them, I can pull down the paper chains as we go to the kitchen! It’ll be more efficient!”
“This feels structurally unsound,” he protests, even as he tries to find his balance.
“Please? I never get to do this with Daddy – I mean, he tries, but his back goes ‘click’ in a scary way, so I don’t like asking him. Besides, it’ll be fun!”
And, for some reason, once Miles has staggered to his feet and Trucy has claimed the paper chain ends from both sides of the hallway, it rather is, in that unadmittable manner the chaos Wright exists within is entertaining even as it drives Miles somewhat mad…
Notes:
One of the things that can be surprisingly hard to remember is to let Trucy be a child – a very, very smart one who’s had to grow up too fast in many ways, but still, a ten-year-old child. And that means letting her mess up in ways that upset her from time to time, because that’s one of the ways we learn and grow, as children and as adults.
Chapter 58
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Kay lets out a sound of dismay as Miles and Trucy enter the kitchen, Trucy trailing paper chains behind her in each hand. “What?! No, we worked hard on those!”
“Change of plans, Kay,” Trucy chirps as her father comes help remove her from her perch on Miles’s shoulders without damaging either of them, “We’re not having a party after all!”
“Aw…”
The self-proclaimed great thief looks unexpectedly disappointed, and Trucy runs over to pat her on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, we can have a family supper instead – she can stay, right, Mr. Edgeworth?”
Her confident tone is belied by lingering nervousness in her eyes, so Miles merely huffs in annoyance anyone would be able to see is false. “I suppose it would be poor manners to toss the cook out on her ear without letting her share the meal.”
“Oh. Oh!” Kay’s frown flips into a smile so fast it’s like one of Trucy’s magic tricks, “Okay, yeah – that sounds great! Now seriously, hurry up, it’s just hitting edible temperatures and this stuff doesn’t reheat well. Say, did you know this town has a kosher grocery store? ‘cause, let me tell you, that was super convenient, much like you already having chopsticks and proper spoons and bowls and stuff – guess that answers whether you eat your take-out straight out of the box or not!”
“Also the question of whether or not you spy on me.” Miles would like to be upset over this discovery, he really would, but he can’t find it in himself to even be surprised – it’s Kay, after all.
In keeping with this, she just shrugs as she starts ladling out soup. “I take my cues from the Question – ‘I go through everyone’s garbage.’ …what, none of you get that? Come on, that series is a classic…!”
The egg drop soba is… different than any soup Miles has had, but tolerable enough. (Phoenix has seconds and asks for the recipe.) Kay chatters her way through the meal and, if he were not familiar with the curiously stealthy tornado that is the main Yatagarasu member, Miles would think her in high spirits. Yet there are lulls in the conversation she would usually fill, where instead he sees her… detached, watching himself and the Wrights as if from a far greater distance than she truly does, still with contemplation, though never long enough for him to call her on it. She also turns the conversation to more serious topics at the end of the meal.
“As much fun as this is, I’m not just here for pleasure – I’ve got official news, too.”
“Is that so?” the tension in the room almost physically rises as Phoenix turns to Kay.
She nods. “Yup. Got reports in today from Gummie, Sebbie, Ray, and a few other members of my LT network. Things are holding – you two can definitely go home on the 6th like you were hoping. It’s safe enough.”
“…oh.” Phoenix blinks, leans back in his chair and shakes his head a little. “That’s- that’s great, Kay, thanks for letting us know. I- wow. I guess this means we’ll finally get the battle plan under way. It’s almost surreal.”
“Plan?” the great thief cocks her head to the side, curious as ever.
An exchange of looks and nods, and Kay is shown their plan of attack, Trucy materializing her and Wright’s copy from presumably the same place she hides her phone and Mr. Hat.
“And there’s only two copies, both hand-written?” she hums in approval when given confirmation, “Good, that makes it hard to prove it even exists, let alone find it. Call me paranoid, but I say the more old-school you can keep this, the better. I know enough about tech to know how hackable it can be, and Kristoph is the kind of guy who knows his way around a computer. So yeah, stick to paper, try to keep details to a minimum when you talk on the phone, don’t talk about it by e-mail or text if you can… maybe have Gummie scrub your phones for you every now and then, he’s good at that.”
“…Detective Gumshoe? But he’s- uh, I mean-” Phoenix looks like he’s struggling to find a way to say what he wants without being overly harsh.
Kay raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, leaning back from the table and folding her arms. “Nicky, I hate to break it to you, but you really don’t get to try and call other people out on not being good with technology. And Gummie’s good at putting stuff together or making sure it works like it’s supposed to, and he’s been trained to spot stuff like bugs and wire taps. Whatever the real-world equivalent of Q-Branch is, they should have hired Gummie years ago!”
“Okay, that’s fair,” Phoenix slumps down, defeated, “I’ll talk to him when we get back – he’s apartment-sitting for me, anyway, so it’s not like I have to think of an excuse to talk to him.”
“Good,” Kay nods, “Also, while I’m giving advice – and, believe me, it hurts to say this – you should probably get a haircut.”
“Nah, that’s fair,” the man runs a hand through his hair, “I’m probably due for a trim anyway.”
“No, Mr. Wright,” Kay shakes her head, “I mean a haircut. You’ve got a distinctive signature look, and if you want to optimize your chances when you get back to Japanafornia, you need to lose it.”
Phoenix’s hands go from ruffling his hair to clutching it. “Cut off my spikes?!”
“Snip snip.”
“Noooooooo…” he shoots his daughter a look almost as pathetic as his moan, “Trucy, she’s being mean to me…”
“Hey, hairstyle matters more than you think,” Kay shoots back, “You guys didn’t even see me in the gallery earlier this week, and I literally only took out my hair key and did a braid instead of plume!”
“No way.”
The great thief pulls out her phone, beeps her way through some screens, then holds it up for all to see. There’s a selfie on the screen taken from the Anwaltsstadt Courthouse gallery, Phoenix and Miles’s silhouettes clear on their side of the court. In the foreground Kay’s flashing a peace sign, hair in a low braid over one shoulder but otherwise she’s wearing the same pink and black ninja-chic ensemble she’s currently sporting, complete with her signature scarf and broach.
Miles gapes and Phoenix buries his face in his hands. “Can’t I just wear a hat?”
“Yeah, but you have to take hats off eventually, and they can get lost or stolen. Believe me, as someone who prides herself on her look, I get how much it hurts to be told you need to lose it. But this really is your best option here.” She offers him a reassuring smile, “And it’s not like I’m saying to do it forever – just, like, a year or so, then grow it back once people are used to treating you like background noise again.”
The man merely groans. “Was I saying this is surreal? Well I changed my mind, I’m good with surreal, this is too real.”
“Safety measures are important, Nicky,” Kay states, giving him a stern look, “Yeah, you can just wear a hat, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”
“I’m already going to have to stop gelling it again,” Phoenix shoots Miles a wretched look. “Edgeworth?”
Miles folds his arms as well. “I see no reason to weigh in on something you already know is for the best.”
“Say what?”
He shrugs. “If you were truly against it, you wouldn’t be looking for excuses from others, you would be properly defending your stance with what you viewed as reasonable arguments. As it is, you’re going to get your hair cut, you just don’t want to and are being dramatic about it.”
“…it’s rude to kick a man when he’s down, Edgeworth.”
“It’s inefficient to drag your heels about something you’ve already decided to do, Wright.”
“Ugh, fine,” Phoenix slumps in his chair, “I’ll get a haircut before we go home.”
“Good man,” Kay leans across the table and thumps him on the shoulder, “Mr. Edgeworth’ll get a haircut, too, out of solidarity.”
“I absolutely will not.”
“Aw, come on,” Kay pouts at him, “You’ve had the same hairstyle for literally a decade, that’s so boring!”
“Actually, he’ had it for closer to two decades,” Phoenix chips in, fully prepared to drag Miles under the bus with him, “He had that style when we went to school together, too – when we were nine.”
“Ngh!” Miles glares at him, “You’re in the same position with yours!”
“Ah, but I’m about to get a new look – I’m stepping towards the future, embracing change,” the man says as if he hadn’t been whining about having to do just that mere moments before, “You’re the one resisting progress.”
With chilly silence, Miles reaches up with both hands and sweeps his bangs back from his face. “Who do I look like with my hair away from my face like this, Wright? Think hard.”
Wright frowns and squints before both eyes widen in shocked recognition. “Okay, wow, yeah, never mind, I’ll get a haircut, you leave yours alone; it’s fine.”
“I’m glad we agree.” Miles lets his hands and hair fall. He’s only recently reached the point where he’s truly comfortable acknowledging just how much he takes after his father in appearance; he’s not ready to see the ghost of him in his own face every time he looks in a mirror.
“How come Mr. Edgeworth’s change has to be a haircut?” Trucy inquires, chin propped on her hands as she observes the conversation, “He could always grow it out. It’s almost 2021, and I bet you’d look good with longer hair.”
“Trucy, you’re a genius,” Kay breathes, stars in her eyes as she stares at Miles, “You could pull it back with a black ribbon, it would totally tie in with that whole ‘old-fashioned aristocracy’ vibe you’ve got going on!”
“No.”
“Aw, come on – you’d look great! Back me up on this one, Nicky!”
“Agarble…”
“…Nicky?”
“Don’t concern yourself, Kay, his brain simply overheated from trying to process faster than it is capable of doing.”
“Would pouring water over him fix it?”
“You know, Trucy, I believe it just might…
Notes:
Actually Phoenix pictured Miles with longer hair and his brain overheated.
And, fun fact, no character design is sacred during time skips. >3
Chapter 59
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Fortunately the conversation moves to lighter topics from here and then, to Miles’s surprise, Kay takes her leave and he finds him accompanying her to the door of the building – a thing she allows, even though it means she has to take the stairs. She also pauses of the second landing down from his floor, arms crossed and manner suddenly subdued. Miles stops and goes to stand beside her, hands in his pockets.
“I take it there’s something on your mind?”
“…yeah.”
“News you couldn’t tell the Wrights?”
“More- more it’s about the Wrights.” She looks away, then turns back hastily, “It’s not bad or anything – you know tonight was my first time seeing you really interact with them? I’ve never seen you so… I guess comfortable around people. Especially Trucy. I remember what you were like with me at that age. …you don’t even flinch when she touches you.”
His brow furrows. “I don’t fli-”
“You do,” she cuts him off, sinks into her scarf a little, “You do when I touch you.”
“I… was not aware of that,” he tilts his head at her, “But surely you understand why this might be the case with myself and physical contact, given my history.”
“I… don’t actually know that much of your history.”
That gets his attention. “You don’t?”
“No, mostly just what came up during those investigations we were both involved in – you haven’t told me much.” She looks up at him, very serious. “I’ve trailed you a few times for practice, but I’ve never done any, you know, digging on you. You’re my friend. Friends don’t do that to each other. You- you think of me as a friend too… right?”
Does he-? How can she even ask-? …but there is naked fear in her eyes, making it so much easier to remember that she is still young, likely still struggling with her own ghosts, much as he is. Slowly, doing his best to telegraph his movements, Miles steps next to Kay and tucks her into his side. “I would not have given over my badge for just anyone, Kay, let alone memorized all those ridiculous code phrases you insisted upon. But I did not grow up in a manner that left me accustomed to physical contact in any but the most formal of settings.
“What you saw of my interactions with Trucy… when the Wrights first arrived, she was required to ask before doing such things. I don’t know when that ceased to be the case, but we have been living in the same apartment for more than two months now, so I would gather that that has something to do with it.” He hesitates, then adds, “I do not generally say such things as I am about to, but perhaps that is a failing on my part. You are important to me, Kay. The world would be a greyer place for your absence.”
A hitch of breath and Kay is leaning into him, choking a laugh when Miles presses his handkerchief into her hand. “Not gonna let me use your ruffles for old times’ sake?”
“Never again, Kay. Never again.”
“Spoilsport.” She scrubs her eyes and leans into him. “Mr. Wright is ‘that man,’ isn’t he? The one you always talk about, who saved you?”
“He is,” Miles confirms, a touch wary.
“That’s good.”
“It is?”
“Yeah. ‘cause he cares about you just as much. Like Dad and Uncle Badd did.”
“I- uh- I’m not sure that’s quite-”
“They loved each other,” Kay says quietly, “I don’t know what kind of love it was – I didn’t really pay attention to that sort of thing as a kid, took a lot for granted, really. And I’ve never asked Uncle Badd about it when I visit him. But sitting at supper with you three tonight… it felt like when I was a kid, eating supper with them. Totally different, but it felt the same, you know? So, like… he’s worth having you talk about him like you do. And that’s good.” She pulls away, scrubbing her eyes again but smiling, and he lets her go.
In unspoken accord, they begin to descend the stairs again, Kay’s usual bounce back in her step.
“Mr. Shields offered me a job, you know.”
“I did not. He requires your help with something?”
“No, I mean as a full-time investigative partner, my own desk and everything.”
Well, that is… unexpected. “What did you say?”
“That I’d think about it,” Kay shrugs, “I’m – call me crazy, ‘cause I’m nineteen and I should know by now – but I’m really not sure what I want to do with my life beyond Yatagarasu. Everything sounds so… confining.”
“How so?” while Miles has experience with being uncertain where one’s future path should lead, he’s fairly sure none of it is transferable to this situation.
“Well, you’d think I’d be a great detective, but they can only go so far in a case before it has to be handed over to the courts. If you’re given a case as a prosecutor, you have to do your best to prove the accused is guilty, even if you don’t think they are, and you don’t get a lot of freedom with which cases you take until you’ve been doing it for years. If you’re a defense attorney, the system’s skewed against you and you have to prove your client’s innocence, even if you can’t personally be sure of it. It’s like- I want to work in the legal system, but I can’t find a place where I fit.”
“Perhaps you should take Ray up on his offer, then.”
“Uh, I just said that-”
“I heard you,” Miles cuts her off, pausing in his descent as he does so, “Now hear me. You have seen the court system from the prosecutor’s side, thanks to your experiences with your father and myself. You have some experience with detective work. But you have no true experience in working from the defense’s side, and Ray can give you that, and a more complete picture of how the courts operate as a result.
“And, once that is done, you must decide what you truly desire out of a court trial.”
“What I desire?” Kay scrunches up her face in confusion.
“Indeed,” Miles nods, “Whenever I take a new case, my ultimate goal is to find the truth of what happened and who did what with a crime. My mentor’s goal was to achieve a guilty sentence, regardless of anything else, and Franziska currently aims to do the most perfect job she is capable of.
“In contrast, Wright’s ultimate goal is to see justice done, and Ray Shields works from a place of compassion for those led to do terrible things by terrible circumstances, and Detective Gumshoe wishes to be as helpful as possible. If you do not know what you desire, it will be harder for you to find the place you fit.”
“Huh. I guess that makes sense. Neat!” Kay smiles again and bounces down a few steps, “I guess therapy’s really working for you, if you’re getting this good at giving advice!”
“It is,” Miles agrees mildly, “Though I don’t recall telling you that I was receiving it at any point.”
“Urk!” the great thief stumbles and Miles catches her shoulder even as she steadies herself and shoots him a guilty look. “I want to state up front, finding that out was an accident and I never followed you into the building.”
He simply folds his arms, a finger tapping against one bicep, and she swallows hard.
“I’ve never actually, actively spied on you,” she confesses, “But… I have used you for tailing practice a few times. Because I figured that if you caught me, I could explain and just be loveably quirky as opposed to worth phoning the police over. That’s how I found out about you liking Asian take-out. And I use translate programs to see what sort of buildings you’re going into before I follow. And when I found out that it was a therapist’s office you were going into…” she scuffs a foot on the stair she’s standing on, abashed, “That felt like crossing a line. So I didn’t even wait for you to come out again, I just left.”
With a quiet groan, he runs a hand over his face. “Kay…”
“Can I say one more thing before I get scolded?”
He rolls his eyes but gestures for her to continue.
“I think it’s really cool that you’re doing that.” Her fists are balled at her sides but she doesn’t look away again. “It’s not something I would have thought of – I didn’t think about it before, but- it’s a good idea. And I think, when I get back to the States… maybe it wouldn’t be a bad idea for me to give it a shot, either. So, you know. Thank-you. Even if I only found out ‘cause I messed up.”
…why oh why is he friends with so many people it’s so very hard to stay angry with? “Just… don’t spread it about. And please stop following me unless it is absolutely necessary, I value my privacy.”
“Done and done!” Kay nods, a single, sharp motion, even snapping off a salute that she must have learned from Gumshoe, “I wouldn’t have told anyone about the therapy, anyway.”
This is enough of deeply private matters discussed in a public setting, even if Miles is the only one in the building to routinely use the stairs and they aren’t speaking the local language or dialect, so he switches back to the previous topic. “In any case, you have the potential to be a very successful prosecutor or detective,” he glances at her from the corner of his eyes, “And an excellent defense attorney, should you so choose.”
“Really?” her tone is too casual to be genuine, “I’d have thought I’d be bad at it – wrong skills, wrong mindset.”
“Mindsets can be changed,” Miles counters, “And you are creative, intelligent, resourceful, unyielding, and optimistic; these are all traits that would serve you well on the defense. That man’s creative thinking is a key part of what makes him such a fearsome opponent in court. And you are already far more aware of both the flaws and corruption within the legal system than many of my colleagues even now; this gives you an advantage. Wherever you end up, I have no doubt you’ll be a force to be reckoned with.”
“Thanks, Mr. Edgeworth,” Kay’s voice is warm and her cheeks are coloured with happiness, even as her expression falls. “The legal system back in the States has gotten pretty messed up, hasn’t it? Even just watching a trial over here without being able to understand it, the tone’s totally different.”
He spreads his hands in a shrug. “It is not a system without its flaws. Trials here can sometimes go on for months, one side even drawing the proceedings out so that the other side is forced to concede simply because they cannot afford further legal fees. Juries can ignore decisive evidence simply because one lawyer was more convincing and charismatic than the other. And corruption is tragically universal. Human beings are flawed creatures, and thus, despite our best efforts, we have created flawed systems – thus no matter where you go, those systems need to change.”
“…change,” Kay repeats slowly, then stops one flight of stairs away from the lobby to stare blankly ahead. “I think… that might be part of what I want to do; I want to help change the system, help make it better, so that it doesn’t need Yatagarasu to help catch the bad guys. And I’m going to start by helping Mr. Wright bring the jury system back to America, because decisive evidence alone isn’t working!” she darts a step closer to him, then halts just as abruptly, holding her arms out. “Can I get a hug?”
He shouldn’t be surprised – he’s known Kay for years, knows that she learns, incorporates, and adapts quickly – but somehow he always is with this girl, young woman now, really. “You may.” The rib-crusher he’s pulled into gives him a certain level of regret, but, again, it’s Kay, he should have expected it.
“Tell Mr. Wright that he’s got a silent partner in this now, Mr. Edgeworth, ‘cause I’m not obsolete yet. And the Great Yatagarasu’s going to help him steal the truth and show it to the world!”
“Yes,” Miles pats her lightly on the back, angling his head to avoid her plume of hair, “We are.”
She pulls back and beams at him, then goes flying down the remaining stairs with a wave of farewell, almost out the door before he can call out to her.
“Kay!”
She turns back to him, inquisitive.
He takes the last flight of stairs more slowly, so he doesn’t have to yell. “You will be returning before midnight, will you not?”
“Why?” she cocks her head to the side in confusion, and he raises an eyebrow in amusement.
“For the fireworks, of course. The roof of this building has a particularly good view of the local displays – part of why I chose this apartment.”
“Wait, fireworks? Like big ones?”
“Of course – it is Silvester, New Year’s Eve. Naturally there will be fireworks.” He tsks a finger at her, “I’m surprised one as skilled at gathering information as yourself was unaware of this.”
Unbridled delight wars with shock on her face. “How come you didn’t mention this earlier?!”
“I meant to surprise the Wrights, but plans for this evening became somewhat derailed,” he shrugs, “As it is, I plan to join my fellow tenants and the Wrights on the roof at eleven forty-five – I trust you’ll be there?”
And she is, appearing over the edge of the building to the great shock of everyone who doesn’t know her, then perching on the ledge with Trucy standing next to her, Phoenix calling for them to be careful even while remaining several feet back from the edge himself, next to Miles, fretting about his daughter’s safety and grumbling half-heartedly about the cold.
All complaints are forgotten, however, when the clock strikes midnight and the new year is welcomed in with a chorus of church bells and a multitude of coloured explosions bursting across the sky.
“Wow…”
“Indeed,” Miles agrees, so enthralled himself with the dazzling display that he almost misses the nudge to his side. Turning, he finds Phoenix beaming at him.
“Happy New Year, Edgeworth.”
The sky blossoming with colour, the people around them radiating joy and welcome, he can’t help smiling back just as broadly. “Happy New Year, Wright.”
Notes:
Surprise! Turns out that New Year’s and Silvester fireworks are a HUGE deal in Germany, and have been for centuries, literal centuries! And since everyone’s there for New Year’s, I thought this would be a fun addition.
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January 2021
The five days before the Wrights’ departure on the 6th have a queer cant to them – tension, excitement, sorrow, a coiled spring in some great machine they do not know the true purpose of. On the 4th, after work, they stop, as scheduled, by a barber shop, and Trucy does card tricks to entertain Miles and the other patrons while Phoenix gets his hair cut. And the result, when Miles looks up as familiar shoes enter his field of vision-
…he had known it would be a drastic change, that Phoenix was planning to get the simplest, most classically common male haircut he could. And even so, the man’s hair being what it is, it still bounces away from his skull, no gel or weight to pull it down or back. An oddly stylish look, but Miles cannot stop seeing the shadow silhouette of what should be and… it hurts. A strange stab that brings an involuntary hand to his chest to try and find the non-existent wound.
Phoenix rubs the back of his neck, embarrassment failing to disguise genuine nerves. “I, um, didn’t think it was that bad…?”
“What? No, it is not bad – it is a very professional look that suits you well,” Miles hastily assures, “You simply appear very… different.”
“I know,” Phoenix’s tone and expression are both unhappy, “I’ll hand it to Kay, she was right – I don’t look like me at all. Which was the point, but, I mean… I don’t look like me at all.”
Flicks of misery are playing across his face, and without thinking Miles reaches out to push the front section of Phoenix’s hair back slightly, thumb tracing over one jagged brow. “You give yourself too little credit for what makes you distinctive.”
“I-” the man’s hand rises in an aborted motion – to pull closer, to push away? Miles doesn’t take the time to find out. More comfortable they may be around each other physically after such extended proximity, but they are not in a relationship and, if anything, now is an even worse time to try and start one than the previous summer would have been. There are too many factors at play already; Miles will not intentionally add another. As casually as he can, he steps away from Wright in time for Trucy, having finished packing away her cards, to crash into her father.
“You look great, Daddy!” she enthuses, “And don’t worry, it’s just hair – it’ll grow back! And until then you can just start wearing your bowler again and look posh.”
“Aw, are you saying I don’t look posh normally?” Wright’s expression goes theatrically woebegone.
“Yes,” Trucy and Miles chorus, after which Miles sedately bumps fists with the young magician and Wright grumbles, pulling on his red knit hat in preparation for going back into the German winter air, only to get an odd look on his face.
“Okay, that feels… funky.”
“What does?” Trucy inquires curiously, pushing her top hat back where it’s started to slip over her eyes.
“My hat against my hair – I haven’t had it this short in… ever, I think. It feels weird.” He rubs his head through the hat with one hand and half his face squinches up. “Yup, that’s gonna take some getting used to.”
In spite of Miles’s earlier words, he secretly can’t help but agree. The change in Phoenix’s appearance is… strange, confusing, and finally, unsure what else to do, not even exactly doing it on purpose, Miles starts needling Wright once they’re back at his apartment until finally the man shoots up from his chair, slams his hand on the table, and lets out a furious, “OBJECTION!”
And the tone, the pose, the words- it all clicks into place. “Oh. There you are.”
Miles gets the exciting revelation that he’s said that last bit out loud when Phoenix gapes, then starts laughing at him for some reason.
“I don’t see what’s so funny about this!”
“Of course you don’t,” the man chortles, “You’re- ha, you’re just as ridiculous as me!”
“You take that back!”
OoOoOoOoO
The 5th of January, the very last day before the Wrights leave, and, for the first time in over a month, Miles goes to work alone, leaving Trucy and Phoenix back at his apartment to pack and make all the final preparations for their flight the next day. It is… lonely. Rather nice in some ways, they’ve been living in each others’ pockets for too long, but still… in some ways he has grown accustomed to the constant company. This- he had not thought things through when he brought them over, about how long they might stay, about how their leaving might hurt, even moreso than the other times he has watched them leave.
His role in their battle plan had seemed so simple when they first made it – after all, the only things he need do are wait, perform some research, and perhaps make some plans in case of further emergencies. Not near as much as he would like to do, but there are lives at stake, they need a failsafe, and Miles is in the best position to act as one, so he had agreed. How much harder that role seems now he must actually let them go, remembers how far away they will be for so very long.
This has…
How could he have prepared himself for this situation?
It has never happened to him before.
When his father had died… there had been no potential of return, only loss, for that is what death is. When he moved back to Los Tokyo at twenty to begin his career it had been an unacknowledged relief to get away from Manfred, and as for Franziska… he had been so… he had missed her, but the separation had not been truly painful, not when he had been locked within his own desires and terrors as he was then. By the time he had been capable of truly feeling such things, it had been normal to be separated from her for extended periods.
…what would it have been like, if they had been siblings from the start, raised to be allies rather than rivals? He cannot picture it, but… perhaps that now near-decade old parting would have felt something like this. Perhaps this is the price one pays for having a heart that can feel, that is capable of love. Or the price of love that is secret and silent rather than open and shared. It hurts, and he does not know a cure for it other than to force it away, watch the colours around him dim and hope that time will be enough to heal this, for there is no other solution he can think of.
But he will not tell Wright. The man journeys back into the lion’s den tomorrow, and Miles will not add another burden to his load…
OoOoOoOoO
Trucy and Wright are playing poker at the coffee table in his living room when Miles gets home, and there is a rather large package wrapped in colourful paper on the sofa.
“What is this?”
“Ah!” Trucy holds up a finger, eyes locked on her father, who looks lazy and relaxed, eyes half-lidded. Then, serpent-strike quick, she lays her cards on the table. “Straight!”
Wright’s go down as languidly as the rest of his posture. “Straight flush.”
“Dangit!” Trucy scowls, arms folded in a sulk as Wright pushes a stack of paper ‘chips’ towards Trucy.
That seems… incorrect. “Pardon me, but isn’t it the winner of the hand who takes the kettle?”
“The pot, and yup, usually,” the man stretches and smirks, “But me ‘n’ Trucy play inverse-stakes poker, so the loser gets it instead. It’s Trucy’s own invention – another attempt to get me to take her money.”
The young magician huffs and turns her glare towards the small mound of paper in front of her. “It used to work.”
“Mmm, unfortunately for you I have a very good tutor,” Wright pushes a piece of paper from his own scant pile in circles with one finger, grinning lazily, “Care to take me for everything I have?”
“You’re a terrible winner when it comes to cards, Daddy.”
“Only when my opponent’s trying to play me, glowworm.”
“Hmf!” she flounces up from the table, vanishing all her paper chips as she does so, then bounces over to Miles much more cheerfully, leading him to the sofa with a smile. “That’s your New Year’s present, Mr. Edgeworth,” she says, pointing at the wrapped package, “I was gonna give it to you on actual New Year’s, but, well,” she sticks out her tongue, lightly knocking herself on the head with one fist, “Things went a little sideways. And then the past few days went so fast, but I wanted to give it to you before we left!”
“Oh. Um… thank-you?” if he is unused to receiving wrapped gifts, he’s doubly unused to opening them for an audience, but Trucy looks so expectant… Settling onto his end of the sofa, Miles carefully removes the paper under watchful eyes, and inside-
…it’s like someone combined a pillow and a stuffed toy dog, soft and squishy and rather adorable. And he has absolutely no idea why she would give this to him. But, being Trucy, of course she picks up on his confusion and has an answer before he can even bring himself to ask the question.
“He’s to scare away nightmares! You told me back when we got here that you get bad ones sometimes and not to worry if I heard you yell at night unless there were crashes or gunshots or something as well. But nightmares suck, so!”
“That… makes no sense.” Much like the sudden thickness of his throat, the burning of his eyes.
“Ah-ha!” Trucy points triumphantly, “But neither do nightmares – they’re not real and they’re not logical! So a toy dog can obviously keep you safe from them. Logical solutions for logical problems, illogical solutions for illogical problems! Don’t,” she falters, suddenly unsure of herself, “Don’t you like it?” Unspoken but not unheard is the question, ‘Did I mess up again?’
Miles stares at her, then down at the pillow dog in his lap. It- He- his voice won’t work, he opens his mouth and nothing comes out, but Trucy is upset, she requires an answer, so he nods- wait, that could be seen as agreement to not liking it, so he shakes his head- no, that could also be interpreted as not liking it, his eyes are burning, the hand pressed against them for relief comes away wet-
The sofa dips and the presence of another person appears where there was empty space a moment ago, Wright looking at him with genuine concern. “Hey, hey there – you okay?”
…it is too much. It is all too much, he cannot- cannot process all this and here is Wright, right next to him, close enough to touch, but tomorrow- tomorrow-
He slumps against Phoenix’s side, head on his shoulder, feels the man stiffen then put an arm around him, draw him closer.
“I don’t want you to go.” The words are small and strange coming past the lump in his throat, “It is selfish, but… I do not want you to go. I’m going to miss you both terribly.”
Phoenix leans his head against Miles’s. “That’s not selfish – that’s normal. We’re going to miss you too, you know.”
He swallows hard and nods against Phoenix’s shoulder, because he does, part of him does, but it doesn’t help very much at the moment.
Another presence next to him, a pat on his arm and then his knee to silently signal intent, and suddenly he also has a lapful of Trucy, who snuggles up to him, much as he’s seen her do with her father. “We’ll keep calling and texting and stuff, too! It’s… not as good, but it helps. I promise.”
Well, she would know best in this instance, wouldn’t she? With some effort he gets his arms loose and cuddles her close, even as he continues to lean against Phoenix. Though it’s usually with a pillow rather than a person, the familiar sensation of pressure against his chest is comforting. He can feel Phoenix breathing and for some reason this is also soothing. It stills the rising fears and unnamed demons that have been coursing through him since this morning, allows him to calm and breathe and finally relax…
Chapter 61
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Hey there, sleepyhead. Feeling better?”
Miles blinks, confused. He usually wakes quite quickly, but he’s too relaxed at the moment to think clearly. There are… other people with him? What… why…? His eyes make contact with Phoenix’s and it all comes back in a mortifying rush as he buries his face in his hands, Trucy squeaking from his lap as he jostles her then giggling as a quiet groan of “Ngoooooh…” leaks between his fingers before he gives himself a mental shake and tries to recompose himself. “I apologize for my behaviour, I have been wildly inappropriate. And naturally you must return to Los Tokyo, you have a life and plans waiting for you there, and I would not try and come between you and them or- or make matters harder for you than they already are-”
“Hey, hey, whoa, slow down,” Phoenix disengages slightly so he can push Miles back and look him in the eyes, “You haven’t done anything wrong – I’ve used you as a shoulder to cry on before, turnabout’s fair play, and you were out for maybe half an hour tops. And it’s not like you asked me to stay or anything, you just said you were going to miss us. And that’s fine – like I said, I’m gonna miss you, too.”
“I told you I don’t want you to go,” Miles reminds him, cheeks heating with embarrassment and shame.
“And I know you well enough to know that you were just stating a fact. If you were actually trying to get me to stay, you’d have more reasons why I should than just that you want me to.” The man puts a hand on Miles’s shoulder encouragingly. “If we’re being honest here, it was… kind of nice to hear you say it. I don’t want to just be someone who relies on you, Edgeworth; I want you to be able to rely on me, too. I’m not made of glass, remember? You can tell me if you’re having problems – especially if they involve me.”
“I… will try,” Miles agrees, “That is the best I can offer as I currently am.”
“Fair enough.”
“…I cannot believe I fell asleep on you.”
“I personally blame myself,” Trucy pipes up, “Not to brag or anything, but I am super cuddly.”
“Reigning cuddle champion of the Wright household,” her father agrees with practiced seriousness.
“Is that so?” They’re offering him an out. He doesn’t know why, as this is a prime opportunity for teasing, but they are and he takes it.
“Absolutely!” Trucy gives a firm nod before her expression turns repentant, “And I’m sorry my present upset you – we can take it back-”
“No!” the word pops out involuntarily and he can feel himself going crimson under their combined expressions of shock. “I- That is-” he looks away, face burning, “It is quite satisfactory. There were simply other factors at play at that moment that effected my reaction.”
“So… you do like it?”
Almost twenty-eight and here he is, afraid that if he tries to speak his voice will crack, so he nods instead.
This seems acceptable, however, because in a flash Trucy has vanished from his lap and plopped the pillow dog in it again, hopping to perch on the arm of the sofa next to him, replacing her black top hat upon her head as she goes. “What are you going to name him?”
“…name?”
“Yeah!”
“…it is an inanimate object, it does not require one?”
“So?” Trucy cocks her head to one side, “Daddy’s a mass hallucination, and he has a name.”
“Hey!!!”
The young magician leans across Miles to pat her father’s shoulder consolingly. “It’s okay, Daddy, I still love you even if you are an illusion brought on by mass stress and a subconscious desire to believe in the legal system by the general populace.”
“Okay, one, rude, and two, where are you even learning all these terms?!”
“…I’m ten and I have a smartphone with internet access, Daddy, it’s not that hard.”
Miles opts to ignore the squabble this comment leads to, instead considering the pillow dog. The stylized shape marks specific breed hard to distinguish; it could be a shiba inu like Gumshoe’s loyal if slightly inept Missile. Then again, with the colour and its size, it also looks rather similar to- “Little Pest,” he announces.
“Huh?” Trucy breaks off to reassign her attention from her father to Miles again.
“Her name,” Miles says, holding up the dog in question, “Little Pest, the second. Pess for short.”
Trucy looks utterly dismayed, but her father’s delighted remembrance prevents her from vocalizing it. “Oh man, I forgot that was Pess’s full name! It does look kinda like her, doesn’t it?”
“Indeed.”
“Little Pest…?” if Trucy’s forlorn tone is anything to go by, they have for once succeeded in thoroughly wrong-footing her, and Miles gives her a smile.
“My dog, when I was a boy. My family’s dog, technically.”
“She liked you best,” Phoenix comments, and even now the memory of this makes Miles feel a touch smug.
“Yes, she did. She had excellent taste.” Abruptly he notices that he’s rubbing Pess the Second’s ears the same way Pess the First enjoyed. Which is ridiculous. Because Pess the Second is not a dog, it is a pillow shaped like one. With a cough he stops. “I don’t suppose you know what happened to her after I… left? It was- well. I don’t remember that time very clearly.”
“You had to give her away?” Trucy leans forward, chin in her hands, elbows on her knees.
“I moved to Germany and could not take her with me,” he says as lightly as he can, “After my father… died.”
He’s been sitting up straighter since he awoke, but at this Phoenix pulls him so that Miles is leaning on him again, and Miles goes without a fuss; after falling asleep on the man there seems little point in trying to continue to follow societal norms while they are in private. “Pess went to a good home, though you’ll never guess whose.”
Miles looks at him from the corner of his eye. “Yours?”
“Nope – my parents didn’t believe in animals living anywhere but their natural habitats, so no pets.”
“…Ray Shields?”
“Bzzzzzzt, wrong again!”
Miles pulls back to fully take in the man’s expression of unholy glee. “I confess I am perplexed. Who else did I know that would have taken her?”
Phoenix’s grin widens further. “Larry.”
“No.” Miles draws back in horror.
“Yes!” Phoenix’s eyes dart over his face and he hastily adds, “It went way better than you’d think! Larry’s surprisingly good with animals when they’re his responsibility.”
“Really?” Miles watches him warily, “You’re not just saying that to make me feel better?”
“Really really,” the man assures, “She was a bit spoiled, but when she went, it was of old age. Larry held a funeral and made a grave marker and everything, couldn’t even find it in himself to flirt for a couple weeks after. He’s a dumby, but you know Larry – when he loves something, he throws his whole heart into it. And he loved her to bits.”
He’s not sure how he feels about that. Definitely glad that Pess was well cared for and happy of course, but… Larry?! That’s just… it boggles the mind. “…I’m going to have to start being nicer to him, aren’t I?”
Phoenix scrunches his nose. “Uhhh, I dunno about that- wait, no, actually, definitely do, and don’t tell him why, that’ll scare the socks off of him!”
“Daddy!” Trucy scolds, “Why are you two so mean to Mr. Larry?”
“Because he’s an idiot and it’s funny?”
“Because his reluctance to tell the truth could have led to multiple trials ending in catastrophe if he’d been taken at face value,” Miles adds, “And he’s always had a talent for causing the greatest number of problems with the smallest amount of effort. He is a catastrophe in human form.”
“You’re both mean!” she folds her arms and scowls at them, thumbing her hat out of her face when the gesture knocks it forward.
Miles raises at eyebrow at Phoenix, who smirks back before turning overly large eyes to his daughter. “But Trucy, we’re lawyers. We’re supposed to be mean.”
“The worst of men,” Miles agrees calmly, “Little better than sharks in suits.”
“Scum of the earth, really.”
“Quite.”
Trucy lets out a noise of wordless complaint and flops across both their laps, then squawks when her father nicks her top hat and places it on his own head. Rolling onto her back, she folds her arms and scowls at them again. “Why are you even friends with him then if you don’t even like him?”
“Hey, I never said that,” Phoenix laughs, “Put it this way – I wouldn’t trust him with my wallet, but I routinely trust him with you, and you’re a lot more important to me. I think that says something about what I think of him.”
“He has… redeeming qualities,” Miles admits reluctantly, “Even if he’s unskilled at reliably demonstrating them. It would be interesting to see him collaborate on a project with Gumshoe.”
“Huh,” Phoenix rubs his chin while using his other hand to stave off an attempt to reclaim her hat on Trucy’s part, “I hadn’t thought of that, but that would be kind of neat, wouldn’t it? They’re both good at building stuff, and Larry’s a decent artist when he puts the effort it. I’m gonna mention that next time I run into the goof…”
Miles chuckles, then carefully lifts Trucy’s legs so he can get off the couch without rolling her onto the floor. “Entertaining as this is, the evening draws on. If you will excuse me, I need to prepare supper.”
“I’ll help!” with a sudden grab, Trucy successfully reclaims her hat and comes scurrying after him.
“Have fun,” her father waves at her from the sofa.
“Wright, go set the table.”
“Aw…” the man groans dramatically, even as he rises to follow them into the kitchen to help prepare the meal.
Notes:
My readers at the end of the last chapter: (STRESS LEVELS RISING!)
Miles at the end of the last chapter: (relaxes so hard from being cuddled by Phoenix and Trucy that he actually falls asleep)Fun fact: I actually looked up pictures of dog plushies before writing this or the previous chapter, to see what would have been available for Trucy to potentially purchase at the moment and get ideas. This was the very first picture that appeared in that search, and I instantly knew I had to use it; from there I wrote the scene around the concept that this is the dog plushie Trucy got for Miles – it’s actually quite large, at 16 inches from nose to tail! Also, in this world, at least, Gregory named the original Little Pest – that wasn’t the name she started with, but it’s the one that stuck.
Chapter 62
Notes:
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Chapter Text
“It wasn’t like this the other times.”
Phoenix glances over at Miles from where he’s helping wash dishes after their belated supper, Trucy having decided that she wants to walk around inside the apartment building one more time on her own before they leave tomorrow. “What wasn’t?”
“Our separating, for whatever reason. After Kurain, April 2019, the first time you came here to help me with a case, England,” Miles accepts the dish Phoenix hands him, begins to dry it, “It was not so… upsetting those times. Not pleasant, but not… like this. I do not know why I’m reacting so poorly this time, but I do apologize for it.”
“…we weren’t living together for a long time those other times,” the man says after taking a moment to scrub a particularly stubborn spot on a pan, “And it’s… different depending on whether you’re staying or going. Honestly, I think it’s harder to be the one staying.”
“I would agree.” He puts the now dry plate away, picks up the next one.
“And we’re, well, I mean… we’re a lot closer now than we were before,” colour hints itself known high in Phoenix’s cheeks, “So I guess it makes sense to not want to go back to having an ocean, a continent, and a nine-hour time different between us.”
“That does sound like a logical assessment.”
Phoenix laughs. “High praise, coming from you. Heh, I guess that’s one area Kristoph really screwed up.”
“What?” Miles furrows his brow even as he goes to dry the final pot and Phoenix drains the sink.
The man’s eyes dart to him in amusement. “Us. Every time he’s tried to do something to mess with me, it’s ended up with us getting to be better and better friends. He’s actually pushed me into spending more time with all my friends, really. I’m talking more often with Maya and Pearls, seeing more of Larry, getting letters from old clients letting me know they still believe in me… it’s kind of wild.”
Miles hadn’t really thought of this, but… it’s true. “One would think he’s have attacked your network of allies first.”
“That’s the thing – I don’t think it ever occurred to him that I’d have one, not one that would hold up to me getting publicly disgraced like that,” Phoenix strips off the rubber gloves he’d been wearing and hangs them to dry on the edge of the sink, “He’s not as good with people as he thinks he is. Yeah, he’s a great attorney, he’s good at getting people to do what he wants, he knows how to act like he knows what’s up, but I don’t think he understands how friendship actually works. He didn’t expect anyone to be willing to catch me after he knocked me down like that, he really doesn’t get how you and me are friends – keeps trying to insinuate you’ll get tired of the long-distance hassle eventually.”
Of all the-! “That’s ridiculous!” Miles bristles.
“I know!” Phoenix gives a sunny smile, “But he doesn’t and, hey, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt me.”
“True enough.” Miles dries the last pan and puts it away, stands again to find Phoenix with a softly amused look in his eyes. “What?”
“Hm? Oh nothing,” the man waves a hand, “I just… it’s still a little wild to see you doing your own housekeeping. Even if I wanted to tell anyone, no one would ever believe me; waaaaaay too much of a contrast to the image you present, even if the valuing your privacy thing makes sense.”
This quirks a slight smile out of Miles. “Actually… that’s only part of the reason.”
“It is?” Phoenix turns back to look at him from where he’d been starting for the doorway.
“Mm,” Miles folds his arms and leans back on the counter, “When I moved back to Japanafornia when I was twenty, that was my first time living on my own, and I was so intent on beginning my career as a prosecutor that I forgot to hire a housekeeper.”
Phoenix chokes on air. “You’re joking.”
“I’m not.” Odd, this is a secret he’s kept carefully for nearly a decade, but now it slips easily into the open air, the predominant feeling not one of embarrassment but pleasure at the look of shocked delight the revelation is inspiring in Phoenix. “I barely noticed for a month, then one day looked up to realize Manfred was coming to check on my progress in a week, couldn’t find anyone to come on such short notice, and bought a vacuum cleaner instead.”
“Oh my gosh,” Phoenix has a hand over his mouth in horrified delight, “What did he say?”
“That I needed a better housekeeper – I doubt it ever occurred to him that I would try to do it myself.” Miles shakes his head with amusement, spreading his hands in a shrug, “And, well… of all the nonsensical reactions I could have had, I got so cross at that statement. I was an heir of the von Karma legacy, after all, whatever I did was supposed to be perfect.”
“Oh my gosh.”
“Indeed. So I did some research, reorganized my schedule a little, and the next time he checked on me there was nothing for him to complain about.”
“Oh my gosh.” Phoenix is shaking with suppressed laughter by now, “So you’re telling me that you learned how to clean your own apartment out of spite?”
“…yes, I suppose I did, rather.” Miles snorts; he’s never thought of it that way. “In any case, he never found out – probably the only time I really managed to completely get the better of him. He would have hated me doing that.”
Phoenix laughs openly at last. “What, you getting the better of him or you cleaning?”
“Both. Housekeeping is ‘the help’s work.’”
This receives the derisive snort it deserves, though the man’s look quickly turns back to one of mischief. “I can’t believe is – Miles Edgeworth, secret rebel.”
“I’d have rather thought the red sports car gave it away,” he counters, his own amusement twitching the corners of his mouth higher than usual.
“True, the prosecution raises an excellent point!” Phoenix taps his chin, “Though I can’t see the old jerk having problems with that.”
“Objection, he openly hated it, I just stood my ground on that one.”
“What, he didn’t like the colour?”
“He didn’t like that I drove it myself – Manfred believed very firmly in chauffeurs.”
Phoenix laughs again. “Only you would end up rebelling by cleaning up after yourself, being your own driver, and liking a kids’ show.”
Miles chokes. “I never said-!”
“Oh please,” the man cuts him off with a roll of the eyes, “There’s no way he was cool with you watching that, he was allergic to fun.”
“So you admit that it’s a fun show?” Miles grabs at any chance of distraction from potential embarrassment on his part.
The smile he gets for this is… odd, softer around the edges than he would have expected. “I’ll admit that it’s well made and that you, Maya, Pearls, and Trucy get a lot of enjoyment from it. But the first season came out in 2008 – you were only sixteen back then. How did you even find out about it over here?”
Miles regards him warily for a moment, then admits, “…I honestly can’t recall. It is as though… one day I did not know of it, then next I was scouring the internet every time a new episode came out.”
“Through perfectly legal means, I assume?”
…they’re not in court, he’s not required to answer that.
Phoenix chuckles at his silence. “Well I’m glad to hear you’re such a long-time fan, at least.”
That is confusing, especially given the teasing such admissions usually get him. “Why?”
The man’s smile goes even softer. “It’s good to know you had something good in your life back then, that made you really happy.”
“…oh. Um. Thank-you.” Miles would say more, but that expression of Wright’s has him blushing too hard for proper coherence any longer.
A quiet laugh and the slightest wince as a wandering hand reminds Phoenix of his newly-shorn hair. “You’re welcome. And, much as I hate to say it, I need to go round up Trucy and pack it in for the night – long day tomorrow.”
“Indeed.” Miles tries not to resent the pall this reality casts over the pleasant atmosphere they’ve been enjoying, but it’s hard. Hard not to resent his own feelings in regards to the coming departure, no matter how natural they are, to resent the events leading to him feeling this way, but not the man now walking away from him, into the hall and off to find his errant child…
Regardless of anything else, he’s going to miss them.
He’s going to miss them both so much…
OoOoOoOoO
Less than a year ago, the Wrights had arrived in an airport in Faulinbod, England where Miles had been waiting for them. Trucy had hugged him, and he had turned to Phoenix, to Wright, in desperate askance of how to respond to this situation.
Now he walks them as far as he can go in the Berlin airport to send them home, kneels on the ground without hesitation so he can give Trucy a proper hug good-bye. And when he rises, a moment’s pause and a hopeful glance have him giving that ridiculous man a hug as well, even as he rolls his eyes in ersatz annoyance.
“Don’t get used to this.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Phoenix promises, politely not commenting when Miles holds on a bit longer than is probably necessary.
“Take care, Wright.”
“You too, Edgeworth.”
He watches them go, waves back when Trucy turns to signal one final farewell before they vanish around a corner, watching for awhile even after they’re gone. So it begins. The three of them versus a monumental task. But… they are not entirely alone, are they? Kay has already declared herself to their side, and she is a valuable ally. According to Phoenix, Kristoph has a rather rigid mindset in regards to the law; he understandably wants things to remain as they are. But if Kay truly dedicates herself to being a force for legal reform, well. ‘Rigid’ is about the last thing anyone would ever dare accuse Kay of being.
And there are others Miles knows who will likely be willing to lend their aid, even more that Phoenix knows, and the man has a way of acquiring allies in times of need. And each new person will be another piece on the board that Kristoph must try and to discover, try to keep track of and control, and, unless he’s very careful, the pawn he’s wronged will cross the board in the resulting chaos without him even noticing.
Yes, today, there are four of them; tomorrow, who knows? And together with planning and strategy and a not insubstantial amount of luck, they’re going to turn this whole thing about. Miles allows himself a small smile as he turns to go, leaving the stale airport for the sharp winter air. Too many people underestimate pawns, and, with any luck, Kristoph’s going to learn a harsh lesson in just how dangerous that can be…
Notes:
I’ve gotten so many reviews that were worried about this arc ending, about how emotional and painful it would be, but here’s where I let you all in on a secret: that’s never how I viewed it. For me, delightful as it has been, the characters have been in a sort of stasis this entire time while the events in Los Tokyo move on without them, caught in a state between the way things were after Phoenix’s disbarment and the beginning of the Dark Age of the Law, still adapting to this new world Blackquill’s sentencing has created and figuring out their places in it. With this arc’s conclusion, they finally get to leave that stasis and begin to progress again, move forward with the plan they made back in November. For me this was never an ending.
It was a beginning.
Chapter 63
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Logically, Miles knows that his apartment isn’t very large. Not tiny, no, not by any means, but nor is it the sort of cavernous sprawl he’s seen others drawn to. Thus it makes no sense that it suddenly feels so enormous, so… empty. Surely Trucy and Phoenix did not take up so much space that their absence should feel like this…?
…what do other people do when they wish to see those they care about more often than they physically can? At this point, he’d settle for just being able to see their fa-
Oh.
Oh yes.
Photographs. Like Phoenix with his locket containing Trucy’s picture.
Of course.
…
…at least he remembered before phoning Larry to ask him…
Miles spends an evening going through the photograph libraries on his phone and personal computer, looks into a local place to get them printed, loads his selections onto a flash drive, then stops be his selected shop the next day after work. In the process he acquires some frames as well, though not as many has he’d expected to need – he hadn’t realized one could get photographs just… printed as magnets. And he’d planned to try and have one in the kitchen, so putting some on the refrigerator along with Trucy’s drawing makes sense, honestly.
So now Kay, Gumshoe, and Miles himself stare from the appliance in question with varying states of pleasure, memorializing Kay’s declaration that they were the new Yatagarasu Trio. Beside them is a more recent picture Kay had sent of herself and Sebastian in Miles’s- in Sebastian’s office. The young man really has grown since Miles last saw him, and may have actually matched Gumshoe in height. They’re both beaming, Kay in her current black and pink ninja-esque look with her Yatagarasu badge prominently displayed, Sebastian in his formal black and white, blue Themis Academy blazer draped over his shoulders.
…Miles probably shouldn’t be putting this second picture up, but, well… he is rather connected to both their lives, isn’t he? Not to mention rather proud of the people they’re growing into, even if he can’t take any credit for it. But… this is what one does with pictures of young people one is proud of, isn’t it? Put pictures of them on one’s refrigerator? It’s- it’s probably acceptable that he’s doing this. And it looks well enough next to that first picture Trucy ever sent him of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto, so he’s going to go with it.
The living room gets the photograph Trucy had Mr. Hat take, back during that first month of Phoenix’s disbarment, both Phoenix and Miles himself crowded into the frame on either side of the young magician. Three people with no true idea at the time of just how important to each other they would all become… He’s glad she had insisted on taking it; the circumstances had been bad, but the three of them… this photograph marks the early days of something good, and he is glad to have it, sets it carefully on the end table to the sofa’s left.
Next to it goes an older, though no less important image… the photograph taken after the final resolution of DL-6, Maya with her crooked victory sign, a strange blur to one side that looks far too much like Mia Fey for Miles’s preference, himself and Wright and Larry, and of course Gumshoe, the large man flinging a joyous handful of that confetti he insists on making for trials he’s involved in. As it happens, said detective is the reason Miles has a copy of this picture at all, having tracked down the photographer to obtain copies for himself and Miles on his own time.
…it is easier to work with many of the detectives he has met in Europe, but, if Miles is honest with himself, he sometimes finds himself missing the incompetent police detective’s inane banter and unwavering faith in Miles’s own abilities. While he might resent it at times, have outright disliked it at first, Gumshoe was the first person to show him true loyalty after being taken in by Manfred. The world would be a greyer place without him.
After this is a more recent photograph – Franziska, from the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves debacle in in England. She’d deigned to pose for him outside the police station, arms folded, stance and expression confident. They’ve both grown into themselves so much in recent years, to use Dr. Heilen’s phrase, possibly more than they ever did while children in the von Karma estate. At seventeen she had been strong in a desperate, brittle sort of way when viewed in hindsight. Now, at twenty-one, she is slowly coming into a sort of casual power that she wears with ease, and which will no doubt prove absolutely devastating should she ever choose to return to the courts as a lawyer.
If he is honest, while he knows that she is enjoying Interpol and that it has been good for her, Miles hopes she does take up prosecution again one day, if only for his own amusement. Franziska does not tend to look back, only forward, and she is accustomed to seeing herself in Miles’s shadow, in Manfred’s shadow. It would be entertaining to see how much time it takes her to notice just how long and wide her own shadow is beginning to spread, to see what sort of people she attracts to her, those who would see her not as an opponent, but a guide, a teacher. Miles will not wait for her while she determines her own path, he will never wait, as she will never wait for him... but he will always be there and he will always be watching her, just as she is watching him, for that is part of what family does.
The final two frames go in his home office. The first contains the picture he’d taken after the first time he’d called for assistance and brought Wright overseas, that stolen snap of the man laughing and unaware his picture was being taken, a rainbow of paint spattering both his face and what was once a decent enough light brown suit. It hadn’t been a long case, nor a particularly strange one, but it had been thrilling none-the-less, working side by side with Wright to get that bastard of an accused what he deserved.
The last frame is different than the others, a picture book frame that opens to reveal a pair of photographs, and can be set on display like this or closed again for easy storage. Its double nature is not the only thing that sets it apart however, because, of all the photographs he has chosen, he did not choose these two, nor the frame.
Ray Shields did.
Indeed, he’d handed it off to Miles just before he returned to Europe, back in 2019, telling him only that it contains old memories and to open it when he was ready.
It’s been close to two years since then.
Miles thinks he’s ready.
On the left side is a scene he’d forgotten ever happened, himself seated behind his father’s desk at the office, for all the world like he’s waiting to meet a prospective client. To his right Phoenix stands in front of the desk, alert, a notebook in hand like he’s prepared to jot down notes on the case. To young Miles’s left, Larry leans on the edge of the desk, flexing an arm and winking at the camera with a grin. The defense attorney, his detective, and their ‘hired muscle,’ as Larry called himself (there to protect them in case the real criminal sent goons to try and stop their investigations). He’d forgotten they used to play this as well as Signal Samurai. And opposite this picture…
…oh.
…he’d had no idea Ray would think to choose this one.
The opposite picture shows the same desk, but his father is behind it, devoid of the fedora and trench coat he wore for investigations and trials, smiling out of the frame at Miles.
Specifically at Miles.
After all, Miles is the one who had taken this picture as a boy. Another memory forgotten until now, how Ray had bought himself a camera to use during cases and had let Miles try it out around the office one day. The camera strategy hadn’t worked out long-term, it was still the era of film cameras and developing the film had taken longer than trying the cases the photographs were for. But for a month Ray had still lugged the thing around with him, and occasionally even after that because-
-oh.
Because he said that looking through a camera lens forced you to see the world through a new perspective. That’s where he’d first heard that from, from Ray showing him how to use that inexpensive automatic camera, his father happy to pose for him…
…it’s not the best photograph in the work, especially in light of all he’s learned about the art in more recent years. The focus is a touch off, the lighting isn’t optimal from the chosen angle… and Miles is so unbelievably grateful that this is the one Ray chose to send. Even as he closes the frame and slides it into the right top drawer of his desk, next to the paint-bespattered red tie Phoenix had left behind after that first trip to Germany, he is grateful. This is something to truly look forward to, to the day he’s ready to have this on his desk, next to the one of Phoenix. But for now, simply having it close at hand, available to look at whenever he wishes, to be able to do so… that is more than enough.
OoOoOoOoO
M Edgeworth: Thank-you.
Ray Shields: Hey there, kid, this is out of the blue! You’re welcome!
Ray Shields: For what?
M Edgeworth: The pictures you gave me, at the end of the PIC debacle. They are much appreciated.
Ray Shields: Woof, you sure take your time with stuff, don’t you?
Ray Shields: Well, everyone at their own pace, I guess. I’m glad you like them.
M Edgeworth: Yes. Out of curiosity, how in the world did you manage to get this together so fast back then?
Ray Shields: ….
Ray Shields: I already had it together.
M Edgeworth: What?
Ray Shields: ….
Ray Shields: ….
Ray Shields: ….
Ray Shields: I put it together
Ray Shields: It was going to be my gift to your dad that year.
Ray Shields: He’d been wanting a picture of you kids for his desk.
Ray Shields: And, don’t know if you remember, but you took that other picture, and I knew he’d like that.
Ray Shields: And, well, after everything that went down when we finally met again
Ray Shields: I thought
Ray Shields: he might like you to have it.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: I took up photography as a hobby several years ago.
M Edgeworth: I needed… a new perspective.
M Edgeworth: It has been helpful.
M Edgeworth: Again, thank-you.
Ray Shields: Miles, if you’re trying to make a grown man cry, let me tell you
Ray Shields: It’s working.
Ray Shields: ….
Ray Shields: I am so sorry for how we met again, back in 2019. I was out of line – your dad would have had me on desk duty for a monh for jumping to conclusions like I did without checking the facts first.
Ray Shields: He would be so proud of the lawyer you’ve become. Of the man you’ve become.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: I am not saying thank you three times in one conversation.
Ray Shields: ;P
M Edgeworth: Also, it has come to my attention that Kay Faraday has taken you up on your job offer.
M Edgeworth: Try that hug nonsense on her and you will regret it.
Ray Shields: Kid, that is one mistake I am NEVER MAKING AGAIN.
M Edgeworth: Choose your next words wisely.
Ray Shields: I think you’re under the wrong impression about who’s the victim here! Not only does she give rib-crushers, she got my phone, my wallet, my notepad, my attorney’s badge, and a candy bar I had been really looking forward to! I think I’m being very lenient with a girl who still overs me $50 and a Wunderbar.
M Edgeworth: My heart bleeds for you.
Ray Shields: It should – you can’t get those things in the States, you know, they’re Canadian.
M Edgeworth: How unspeakably tragic.
Ray Shields: You’re just as bad now as you were at age 9. :(
Ray Shields: Anyhow, gotta run – take care of yourself, Miles.
M Edgeworth: And you as well, Mr. Shields.
Notes:
It’s interesting to note that Ray’s one of the older characters in the series, certainly the oldest living defense attorney we meet – his date of birth is reckoned to be 1982 or 1983, putting him in at 2-3 years older than Diego Armando. Am I going to play with this information at some point? Almost certainly. :)
Also, important note: I'm going to be taking a couple weeks off from working on this story. I'm fine, I still love this fic, I just need a bit of a break. Also, my arms and right hand are kinda sore, they need a rest (I've been overdoing things irl lately). I'll still be responding to reviews and active on my tumblr page, I just need a short rest period, then I'll be back! Love and good wishes to you all! <3
Chapter 64
Summary:
Hello, my lovely readers, I'm back!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
February 2021
What is it about the stars that make Miles think of Phoenix so often when he’s tired? He wonders. It is not that they are similar; if the man is like any celestial body, it is the sun – dependable, bright, spreading light everywhere it goes, yet liable to burn if treated carelessly. Constant and powerful and always too far away.
And then there is Trucy, like the clever moon, seeming to be in a constant state of flux yet these seeming changes in truth no more than a trick of the light, with its true trick being how it shows itself as it will, day or night depending where its path takes it, appearing pale and unexpected in an afternoon sky even as the sun watches.
Indeed, if anyone in their little trio is truly like the stars, it is probably Miles himself, cold and distant and surrounded by darkness they can barely pierce…
Yet it is Phoenix he thinks of as he looks at them, leaning into the guestroom window as he pauses in cleaning it. If he stares hard enough, he can replace the Anwaltsstadt skyline with Los Tokyo’s, his guest bedroom with the kitchen in Wright’s apartment, an earlier Skype call with a conversation on Wright’s old sofa – no news on the job front, stress in that area starting to grow, a willingness to abide by the plan they made in December and a fear that he’ll have to as the only progress made continues to be having signed up for online paralegal courses… Miles stares at the star-filled sky and imagines a scenario where he had been there, next to Phoenix, sides touching, an arm around his shoulders, offering physical support as that is the kind that man most readily accepts.
…does Phoenix have nightmares as Miles does? He is afraid to ask. (If they were together, would they be able to keep each others’ nightmares at bay, if only at night…?)
He ends up taking a picture of his Steel Samurai figurine looking out over the darkness from the guest room windowsill, a more pensive, lonely shot than he usually takes, and, if he has dreams or nightmares when he finally sleeps, he doesn’t remember them come morning.
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Miles preregisters for Steel Kon 2021, though not without a sense of guilt. It seems such a frivolous thing to do at the moment, when Phoenix is still trying to find a job and throwing himself into his paralegal courses. Kay and Sebastian’s information had been good, and the haircut paired with a touch of make-up on his eyebrows seems to have done the job for the most part – the worst he’s gotten so far are some dirty looks and a few insults. Trucy’s doing well enough by all accounts, mostly still in step with her school material thanks to her teachers sending her assignments and course work. She’s certainly dealing with any social situations that arise with better skill than likely her father or Miles himself could.
Still, it’s been a bit more than a month since the Wrights returned home, and Phoenix hasn’t even gotten an interview. Pru Tenveg, bless her, is willing to take him back at her greengrocer’s store, but frankly the man is afraid to tempt fate there. Pru’s shop has been in her family for three generations, and her daughter plans to make it four; he won’t risk that on the very good chance that people will recognize and remember him there, and take out their anger on his employer and her store.
So that’s one month down and five to go before the first step of their plan falls through.
“He’s happy with how his online courses are going though, correct?” Dr. Heilen asks when Miles brings it up during his next visit.
“Yes,” Miles admits, not pausing in his pacing, “He says it’s as challenging as he remembers law school being, but also a satisfying activity to partake in.”
“Then between that and his daughter and friends, his life is not a totally disaster at the moment,” Dr. Heilen calmly replies, “And, even if it was, it is not your job to fix it for him. I doubt you would ask him to put his life and happiness on hold for you; there is no need for you to do so for him, either.”
Miles spins on his heel to glare. “I’m not going to abandon him!”
“And you don’t have to,” is the soothing reply, “But you are allowed to be supportive of your friend and to enjoy yourself as well – even if what you’re enjoying might seem frivolous to some. Their self-care techniques and needs aren’t necessarily the same as yours. And making sure that you are in a good space allows you to help both yourself and those you care about more effectively.”
Even now it’s hard to internalize statements like that. He wasn’t raised to care, for himself or others, not really, and that creates mental blocks at times that can be quite hard for him to work around.
“What about this,” his therapist offers, “You have flown frequently enough that you’re familiar with basic airline safety, correct?”
“Yes,” he confirms.
Dr. Heilen nods and smiles. “Then you know that, in the event of an emergency requiring them, you put on your own oxygen mask before aiding anyone else struggling with theirs.”
“Of course,” Miles replies, “It is only logical – passing out from lack of oxygen simply creates two people in need of aid.”
The doctor nods again. “Exactly. And practicing good self-care functions on the same principle, if in slightly less extreme situations for the most part. Does that make sense?”
Put in more tangible framing like this, where cause and effect are far more obvious and understandable… yes, actually, it does. Not to mention it gives Miles a concrete image to connect the concept to outside of monitoring his mental health through variances in his colour vision. It also leads him to ask a question he’s surprised to realize that he’s never asked before.
M Edgeworth: Do you have fun outside of work?
P Wright: Huh?
M Edgeworth: Fun. Do you have fun, even when times are bad?
P Wright: You mean am I having fun right now?
P Wright: Gonna be honest, not really, but I’m not wallowing or anything.
P Wright: Life’s stressy right now, you know?
M Edgeworth: I apologize, my question was insensitive.
P Wright: No, I get it, I think?
P Wright: I do have fun with Trucy.
P Wright: And I saw a pretty decent performance of the Mikado last week.
P Wright: Best thing about Lo Tokyo: someone’s always doing something interesting in community theatre and not charging much for tickets.
P Wright: And Second Fridays are neat.
M Edgeworth: What are Second Fridays?
P Wright: The second Friday of each month, some of the businesses and groups down town do galleries with local artists and free admission. Sometimes one of the big galleries does a free open night as well.
P Wright: I go when I can, it’s a great way to see new stuff, and Larry’s actually been featured for various things a time or two!
M Edgeworth: Good.
M Edgeworth: That is good.
P Wright: This brought on by concern for my well-being or are you trying to figure out basic human behaviour again?
M Edgeworth: I don’t have to answer that!
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: …a bit of both.
P Wright: lol
P Wright: Yes, I’m taking care of msyeld and not burning myself out trying to that that whole plan we cooked up done as fast as possible.
P Wright: *myself *do
P Wright: We chose that time period based on how long I can keep me ‘n’ Trucy fed with my savings.
P Wright: The current situation isn’t ideal, but I’ll work it out – I always have so far.
P Wright: And you’re one of the reasons for some of those times.
P Wright: So I’ll keep doing what I need to.
P Wright: And you’ll keep doing what you need to.
P Wright: And we’ll both take care of ourselves.
P Wright: Deal?
M Edgeworth: Deal.
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March 2021
“I know this has been going on for awhile now, but it ends tonight.”
“…”
“No, don’t look at me like that, we both know this is for the best.”
“…”
“It- I am aware that the current situation isn’t that different from my previous one, but the differences between this one and that one, however miniscule, are still vital!”
“…”
“I’m a respected prosecutor and nearly twenty-nine. The fact that I am having an argument with a dog-shaped pillow is proof enough that this situation needs to change.”
Pess the Second continues to stare silently at him from where he’s perched her on his bedside table, and Miles folds his arms and scowls.
“If you’re going to be as stubborn as your namesake then I’m going to put you on the floor – dogs sleep on the floor, not the bed.”
Pess the Second does not spend the night on the floor and, really, Miles can’t bring himself to be surprised about it.
Pess the First always slept on the bed, too.
(And, for whatever illogical reason, she is strangely comforting to have on hand after waking from a nightmare.)
Notes:
equivalentexchangebitch over on tumblr did an adorable little picture involving the celestial bodies imagery Miles comes up with in this chapter, and it's very simple but also super cute, please take a look! <3 <3 <3
Chapter 65
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
April 2021
“That’s a metal path ability, Trucy.”
The young magician blinks. “But the Legal Samurai is metal path, isn’t he?”
“I was under the impression that he was wood path,” Miles replies, surprised, “Pink is the colour of wood in the Steel Samurai universe, after all, since the Pink Princess was the first character to use that form of samurai arts, and that is the colour you put him in.”
“It is?” Trucy’s brow creases, and her expression goes distant as she clicks away from their video call to double-check his statement online. Then she clicks back, confusion replaced with penance. “Oops, sorry, Mr. Edgeworth.”
It is his turn to frown. “Why are you apologizing?”
“Well… you like the Steel Samurai best, right? So I thought…” she shrugs.
“If I had had quarrel with your selection, I would have spoken up in June when you first showed me his design,” Miles points out drily, “As it is, this does explain a few things about how you design his attacks.”
“Phooey.” She folds her arms and leans back in her chair, scowling, then brightens just as quickly, “Wait, does this mean I can make his attack’s flashier, like Pink Princess’s?”
“If you wish,” he replies, bemused at such enthusiasm in the face of having to redo months of work, “Though it seems a rather laborious task for a minor detail.”
“It doesn’t count as work if it feels like fun!” Trucy counters cheerfully, “And coming up with special attacks is like coming up with new magic tricks, only I don’t have to worry about how to achieve all the special effects,” she heaves a deep sigh at this, “Life’s going to be so much easier once I’m old enough to learn how to do pyrotechnics.”
“…quite,” Miles replies, unsure what else to say.
Apparently that’s enough for Trucy, however, because she folds her arms on the computer desk and leans on them towards the screen. “Anyway, how come only samurai follow elemental paths? I don’t know how to look that up without getting spoilers, and I keep forgetting to ask Miss Maya.”
“Other warriors do use the paths,” Miles corrects, “If they’re a type that would have been in a formal military, like samurai or archers, they follow one of the five paths. If they aren’t, they use a blend of elements and abilities, though they do at times have an elemental path they favour. Ninja fall into the latter category.”
“Okay,” Trucy says, taking more notes, “Is it better to do one than the other?”
“It’s usually described as a matter of mastery versus diversity. Samurai specifically seek mastery of their own element, and only learn as much of other paths as is needed to properly coordinate with or counter them in battle.”
“Got it,” she nods, pencil flying, “Do they discuss this in a certain season?”
“No, a book of supplementary lore was written that explains it – it was published after season five, have you completed it yet?”
“All but the last two episodes!”
“Very good. I can get you a copy of the volume in question if you like – it can be a touch difficult to find these days.”
“Yes please!”
Miles has no idea why it’s so satisfying to provide Trucy with trivia like this, but it truly is. Perhaps because he is more accustomed to Phoenix teasing him about it, or Maya being on relatively equal footing in their discussions; it is pleasant to have Trucy look to him with something akin to respect for this knowledge, and she asks intelligent questions. Something tells him that she’s going to be an extremely interesting conversationalist on the topic once she’s worked her way through all the (acknowledged) series.
“And you’ll never guess who came to my show last night,” Trucy adds, switching subjects.
“In that case, I am agog.”
“…what?”
“Listening with baited breath.”
The young magician makes a little ‘ahhh’ sound of comprehension, then reveals, “Prosecutor DeBeste! Only he said I can call him Mr. Sebastian, or just Sebastian if I want.”
“That was kind of him,” Miles says, as he is… fairly certain this is an appropriate response to this revelation, “How did he end up at the Wunderbar?”
Trucy giggles, even as she tsks a finger at him. “How many times do I have to tell you? It’s Wonder Bar, not Vundebar!”
“I cannot help it if some American named their establishment a near homonym of the German word for ‘wonderful,’” Miles replies primly, “And my question stands. There wasn’t an investigation, was there?” he adds, concern creeping in at the thought.
“No, no crimes,” Trucy reassures him, “He said Kay told him it was good, and this is the first time he’s managed to come. And, Mr. Edgeworth,” she leans forward seriously, “You need to help me convince him to start wearing a cape. He’s all lanky and as tall as Detective Gumshoe, he’s got the perfect build for one!”
“He’s grown that much?” Last he’d seen the young man, Miles had had two inches on him, but apparently a late growth spurt means the situation has now reversed. That will certainly be an interesting factor in their next meeting.
“How would I know, this was my first time meeting him in person,” is Trucy’s reasonable reply, “Anyway, he should wear a cape – I bet he’d be really encouraged to if you led by example!”
“You do, do you?”
“Absolutely.”
“Well, I’m afraid that is one hypothesis doomed to be left untested, as I like my coats just fine.”
“Aw, Mr. Edgeworth-”
“Aaaaaaaaand~ that’s time!”
Trucy and Miles both startle as her headphones are unplugged and a third person joins the conversation.
“Sorry, Trucy-Lucy, but it’s eleven, and that’s way past the time we agreed you’d go to bed, let alone the time your dad wanted you in bed by!”
“Larry?!” Miles goggles from his side of the screen, “What are you doing there?!?”
“Enforcing bedtimes,” Larry replies cheerfully, leaning on the back of Trucy’s chair so the camera can get his face, “Hiyas, Edgy, you’re up early!”
“And you’re up late. What are you doing there, where’s Wright?”
“He’s out job-hunting,” Larry answers as Trucy protests about ending her talk, “He hasn’t had any luck on day-shift, so now he’s trying night shift. I’m keeping an eye on the apartment and Trucy-Lucy here while he’s out.”
“Ah.” He knows, in an intellectual way, that Larry has been… ‘babysitting,’ for lack of a better word, Trucy for Phoenix on and off for more than a year now, but it’s one thing to hear about it, another to actually see the artist behaving, well, responsibly.
“Can’t I stay up just a bit later, Mr. Larry? Please?” Trucy gives him her most tragically waifish look and, shockingly, Larry doesn’t crumple like a wet paper tower.
“Nuh-uh, we agreed 10:30 pm, you’ve already had half an hour more than that, teeth, pajamas, bed,” Larry replies with a level of easy-going inflexibility Miles wouldn’t have thought him capable of, “Not enough sleep is bad for your skin, and under those spotlights on your stage it shows.”
“Fine,” Trucy rolls her eyes at him, hard, “You’re lucky I’m in showbiz, though, or otherwise you’d be in super big trouble for saying something like that about a growing girl in this century. Think of what you could be doing to my self-esteem and body image as I grow closer to my tumultuous teenage years!”
“Kiddo, you’re being raised by Nick and Edgy, you could give self-esteem lessons.”
Miles chokes at the first half of this. “Rais-! Larry, I am not-!”
“Yeah, sure, whatevs,” Larry actually cuts him off, turning back to the young magician, “No more stalling tactics – say good night to Edgy, then teeth and bed.”
She sticks her tongue out, but concedes defeat by finally removing her headset and putting her black top hat back on, balancing it carefully so it doesn’t fall over her eyes. “Good night, Mr. Edgeworth, I had fun talking to you!”
“It was my pleasure, as always. Sleep well, Trucy.”
She beams, then scoots off, hopefully to go to bed. Larry calls something to that effect after her, then puts the headset on himself and settles down in front of the computer, reconnecting the two pieces of technology as he does so.
“I’ll go check on her in a few minutes. ‘til then, got some time for your old pal, Edgy? This is the first time I’ve actually seen you in forever!”
“I suppose.” While he plans to go into the office still, technically Miles has the day off, so he can go in at his leisure.
“Awesome!” and he settles more comfortably so they can talk.
Notes:
For the colours associated with the five elemental paths in Steel Samurai (in this universe):
Metal = red
Wood = pink
Fire = yellow
Earth = green
Water = blueSingle path users (like samurai) wear primarily their path colour when transformed; multi-path users (like ninja) tend to vary a bit more, some will wear only the colour of their strongest path, some will wear an equal blend of every path they use. When people write more ‘realistic’ AUs for the Steel Samurai universe, this bit of lore is usually reworked, minimized, or scrapped, due to universal recognition that it’s not a sound idea outside the context of a show technically intended for the 7-12 crowd. Also, literally all of this comes from the Steel Samurai wearing red and having a connection to metal and the Pink Princess wearing her namesake colour and having flowers on her chest.
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“I’ll go check on Trucy-Lucy in a few minutes. ‘til then, got some time for your old pal, Edgy? This is the first time I’ve actually seen you in forever!”
“I suppose.” While he plans to go into the office still, technically Miles has the day off, so he can go in at his leisure.
“Awesome!” Larry settles more comfortably so they can talk, and, Miles will give him this, the artist doesn’t hold back when expressing how happy he is to see someone, a quality that can be charming when he’s not openly drooling over his latest ‘true love.’ “It’s great to see you in such a good mood!”
“I- what?”
“You are in a good mood, aren’t you?” Larry tilts his head, confused, “You’re less scowly than normal- wait, nope, spoke too soon, there it goes.”
Miles heroically does not rub his temples. “Did you have something you wished to discuss beyond common banalities or should I go?”
“Ouch! Why ya gotta be so mean, Edgy? Especially when I have news you might be interested in?” The artist pouts.
“News? Of what sort?”
Larry folds his arms and looks away, lower lip jutting out farther. “After all that, I’m not sure I should tell you. Dick’s nice to me, you know, you should be more like him.”
“…who?”
“Dick. You know, Dick.” Larry turns back and, seeing Miles’s uncomprehending stare, rolls his eyes. “Detective Gumshoe? Geez, Edgy, you only worked with the guy for years, you’d think you’d know his name by now.”
“I am fully aware of Detective Gumshoe’s full name,” Miles responds coldly, “However, as I had no knowledge that the two of you were on friendly terms, I had no way on Earth of knowing who you were talking about with the level of context provided and his first name alone.”
“I… okay, that’s fair,” Larry concedes, “And I got to know him more back in February, when Trucy asked him to help put some trap doors in her stage while I was there working with her on the set. He’s a nice guy, been giving me some tips on how to land a cutie like he’s dating!”
…well there’s a scenario to chill the blood. Though, to be fair, Gumshoe does his best to be a gentleman, and it’s not like Larry’s behaviour towards women could be worsened by this turn of events. Hopefully it just doesn’t ruin the little slice of happiness the detective and Ms. Byrde are carving out for themselves. “…do you actually have news to share, Larry?” a thought occurs to him. “Is it about Wright? Has he not been doing as well as he’s been claiming?”
“Whoa, no, chill, Nick’s fine,” Larry holds up his hands defensively, with such haste that he knocks his headset jack loose without noticing, “He’s starting to get super stressed about not having a job, but otherwise he’s fine!”
“Oh. Good.” Miles realizes that he’s leaned forward towards the screen and sits back with a cough.
“Geez, do you two ever stop worrying about each other?”
“No.”
“I… huh.” Larry sits back as well, surprised, “I… did not think you’d ever admit that. Huh. For that I’m gonna be super nice and tell you my news, in spite of you being such a meanie!”
“I wait with baited breath,” Miles says with nothing of the sort.
“You should!” Larry replies with gusto, “ ‘cause it’s about a subject very near and dear to your heart!”
“…please tell me you’re not trying to become a lawyer.”
Larry chokes on air then makes at least six warding-off-evil gestures. “No, gods no, no offense to you and Nick, but no. Ugh, way too much pressure, I dunno how you two stand it, BFFs and all, but wow, no! Plus, I’d probably get disbarred for- for- wassa word, fancy legal word for lying in court?”
“Perjury.”
“Yeah, that, I’d get disbarred for that my first trial, I wouldn’t even mean to, I’d just panic and lie out of habit. And then they’d take away my lawyer badge and I’d really never get the nerve up to properly meet my mom, and it would suck.” He sticks his tongue out with a ‘bleh.’ “No, I was talking about Steel Samurai- ha! Knew you’d be interested!”
One day Miles will learn how to effectively stop himself from blushing and never have to worry about it again, but as things stand this is just another reason to wish he wasn’t quite so pale and prone to turning crimson when embarrassed. He turns away from the computer screen with a huff, folding his arms. “I highly doubt you’ve heard anything I haven’t- wait, they didn’t change their minds about doing another season of that… abomination after all, did they?”
“Huh?” Larry purses his lips in confusion before a light clicks on behind his eyes, “Oh that- nah, even I don’t like that one, I wouldn’t waste your time with that. Well, maybe send a sympathy note or something.”
“Odd, I would have thought you a member of the demographic it was trying to pander to.”
“Edgy!” Larry gasps, putting a hand to his chest, “Don’t you know fan service only works if it suits the character’s personality?! You can’t just flash some skin and call it good enough, there’s an art to these things!”
“That is…” Miles shakes his head, for once baffled as to how to continue.
Larry just laughs. “Wow, mark this one down for the history books, ‘cause I just struck the great Miles Edgeworth speechless! And with something that’s perfectly logical, for that matter!”
“I beg your pardon, how is this logical?”
“Think about it, Edgy, you’re the smart one,” the man rests his chin on folded hands with a grin, “You know me – why wouldn’t I just want to see a hot female character in the skimpiest outfit possible?”
…he’s not going to be outwitted by dratted Larry Butz of all people, so Miles glowers but sets a finger to his temple, thinking. There is, naturally, the urge to write Larry off as a playboy, but this is inaccurate – he might pursue more than one woman simultaneously, but once he’s in a relationship he’s loyal, often to the point of clinginess. And it is not the amount of skin a woman shows that necessarily gains his attention, if Iris is anything to go by. Then again, Miles has seen some of Larry’s drawings-
Drawings.
Larry will take any job he can legally obtain, but he is primarily an artist and an actor – he majored in the former and minored in the latter. And, much as Miles loathes to admit it, when he applies himself the man is excellent at both, so it makes sense that a character’s design and personality being compromised could potentially bother him. But that doesn’t feel complete, there’s another link to the chain. Larry himself has just admitted that minimal clothing isn’t alluring on its own in this context, but, again, Miles has seen some of Larry’s work and sketches-
Sketches.
Art.
Classical art. Larry’s familiar with the classics to a fair extent, he did well enough in school to get his degree, and he made those notorious Thinker clocks so he’s familiar with sculpture as well as painting-
Oh.
Dammit.
Eureka.
Miles drops his head into his hand. “Classical art, which you have a formal background in, is rife with nudity of various levels, even without touching on sculpture, and many art classes involve live models, both naked and clothed. The unobscured human form is something you are therefore utterly familiar with, and thus in and of itself it has little allure for you unless given further context of some sort.”
“Bingo, got it in one!” Larry cheers, “The allure’s more in what you can’t see, so put it all on display and there’s nothing left to be excited about!”
“I suppose that makes sense.”
“Plus, like…” the artist squinches up his face in distaste, “Everyone’s pretty young in that series – I like ‘em legal, you know?”
“I never assumed you didn- wait a moment,” Miles pauses, actually thinks about the direction their conversation has gone, and turns bright red again, “Why are we even talking about this?!”
“You know, I can’t remember?”
“LARRY!”
“Eek! Sorry, sorry, it’s about the Steel Samurai stage show!”
“What?!”
“My news,” Larry cowers, “I know because they’re pulling the cast from the original run together to do an official recording of it and, you know, I was the Steel Samurai! So they kinda had to tell me about it! And that’s why I knew and you didn’t!” he pauses and grows considering. “And technically I’m not supposed to have told anyone about it, but, like… you’re you, so I know you won’t tell anyone else.”
“Oh. I. Um. Oh.” That. Well. That is definitely news he’s interested in – as painful as it had been to discover that it was Larry, of all people, playing his hero’s part… it had been a moving performance, as Miles himself had admitted at the time before discovering who the actor was. It’s just… Larry. He causes so many problems, is so irritating at times-
…and he’s still under the ‘friends’ section of Miles’s contact list. Wright trusts him with his daughter. Miles trusts the idiot to help him with confusing social situations. Maybe it’s time to take Trucy’s complaints last January onboard and start being nicer to the man. The only reason Miles is where he is today is that someone gave him the chance to be better; perhaps it’s time for him to start paying his dues for that. …not to mention the fact that he does still have that dratted autograph, because it was still the Steel Samurai’s signature and, even though he’d managed to finally get one from Will Powers himself after the madness surrounding the Moozilla movie, he hadn’t been able to bring himself to get rid of the first one. So-
“You have my gratitude for telling me, Larry, and my silence on the matter.”
Larry blinks, his expression almost… surprised for a moment before he gets a big smile and puts a hand to the back of his head. “You’re welcome, Edgy! I’ll make sure you get a copy when it comes out, okay? So don’t worry about preorders or anything; I get a bonus copy for being a part of it and I’ll send it to you!”
That is very tempting, to the point that he almost says yes, but, with some reluctance- “It would be better if you sent it to Maya Fey.”
The happy expression is immediately replaced by one of extreme disappointment. “…you don’t want it?”
“No- it is not- ugh.” Miles hates hates hates dealing with emotions, why must people be so complex? “She will desire a copy and have a harder time acquiring one than I will. It is simply more logical to send it to her than to me, regardless of my interest.”
This banishes the disappointment in place of surprise, then eyes narrowed in suspicion, then full-on shock and delight. “Holy smokes – Edgy, have you been making friends outside of me ‘n’ Nick and your hot-but-terrifying sister?”
“…she’s not interested in men, Larry.”
“I know,” Larry tilts his head to one side, puzzled, “She was really clear on that point last time I saw her. She’s still hot. And you didn’t answer my question – are you ‘n’ Maya friends now?”
“I haven’t consulted her on the matter, but I suppose that would not be an entirely inaccurate assessment,” he admits.
“Good for you! I’ll send it to Maya, then,” Larry grins, glances behind himself for some reason, then plugs his headset back in and lowers his voice. “Gotta go put Trucy-Lucy to bed now, Edgy, she’s finally asleep.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“She’s been over in the hallway eavesdropping – she does it sometimes when me ‘n’ Nick talk. I dunno why, I think Nick’s said something about she likes hearing grown-ups getting along? Or something? You’ll have to ask him. Anyway, I gotta go put her in bed. Talk to you another time, okay?”
“Very well.”
“Cool!” Larry knocks off a little salute before signing off, “See ya ‘round, Edgy!”
Chapter 67
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
May 2021
“You cut your hair again.”
Phoenix makes a face at him from the computer screen. “Geez, you can’t even let me wish you a happy twenty-eighth birthday before saying that? Rude.”
“My apologies,” Miles replies and ends the call.
Instantly there’s a new ‘incoming call’ icon on his computer screen, and when he answers it Phoenix is scowling at him. “That was uncalled for!”
“Now you’re the one cutting yourself off.”
“Huh?”
Miles spreads his hands with a slight smirk. “Here I give you the perfect opportunity to start the conversation over in the manner you desired and instead you do this and accuse me of poor manners. Disgraceful.”
“…if you bow at me I’m going to hang up.”
“If you say so,” Miles demures with amusement.
Phoenix struggles to keep his annoyed expression for a few minutes longer, but it’s cracking at the edges and finally he rolls his eyes and gives in with a snort. “Happy birthday, you insufferable sass-pot.”
“What happened to ‘stuck-up jerk’?”
“You mellowed.”
And now it’s Miles’s turn to unsuccessfully fight off a smile. “Well. Thank-you.”
“You’re welcome.” Phoenix folds his arms on his computer desk and leans forward eagerly. “So, how did that case you were working on turn out?”
“If you know I can talk to you about it, then you probably know what happened.”
“Objection, Trucy’s the one who’s been following it online, and she just told me that the ruling was finally handed down,” the man counters cheerfully, “I wanted to wait and hear it from you!”
“Well, if you insist…”
Miles takes the time he’s relaying the story to also examine Phoenix more closely. As well as the once-again newly-shorn hair, he’s getting a worn look that twists the gut to see – slight shadows about the eyes, a prominence of the cheekbones that must be brought on by stress (if only because Trucy is under oath to inform Miles if her father starts neglecting his physical needs), a less-than-straightness of shoulders that rarely bow. It all adds up to one conclusion: Wright still hasn’t had any success in his job hunt. He is no longer threatened, but nor is he wanted. And this is his second-to-last month before he must concede that Los Tokyo is a lost cause. There is no room for flexibility – come the end of June, the man’s finances will be at the point where he cannot risk pressing further. He will not risk Trucy’s health like that.
(Unspoken, but clearly heard nonetheless, Phoenix will not risk being declared unfit and losing custody of his daughter. And Miles will not fault him for this – it was not the same but, to at least an extent, Miles himself has been in the position of choosing between his career and the well-being of one who depended on him-)
“-orth, Edgeworth? Miles? You in there?”
He blinks and refocuses on the screen, where Phoenix is wearing a concerned expression that relaxes as he sees that he has regained Miles’s attention.
“Welcome back! Care to share where you went with the rest of the class?”
“Ah,” Miles flushes lightly, embarrassed at having been caught, “Simply thinking that it has been some time since I called Kay simply to converse, and that I should alter this state of affairs.”
“She’d like that,” Phoenix nods with a hint of approval, “It’s been nice seeing her running around town more often these days – she and Ray seem like they’re getting along.”
“That is the implication I received as well.” Kay’s last ‘progress report’ had been less on the Jurist Project and more about her first time formally working as Ray’s aid in court, as opposed to observing from the gallery. She had been so proud of herself (she had not been the only one)… “How are your studies progressing?”
“Audio lectures are the best thing, the law’s interesting as heck, but whoever’s in charge of writing legal textbooks should be arrested, I used to get the worst headaches studying.” Phoenix squinches up his face in distaste at the memory.
“Surely it wasn’t so bad.”
“I literally went and got myself checked for dyslexia and a couple other things,” the man says, dry as library dust, “I don’t know what I would have done if I didn’t already speak Latin.”
“Well then, thank heaven for small favour- wait, what? You what?”
Phoenix tilts his head to the side. “I speak Latin? Well, as much as anyone can speak it, considering that it’s a dead language and all-”
“When did you learn that?!”
“…you didn’t know?”
“No!”
“Oh. I thought you did.”
“Obviously not.”
“Okay, okay, geez, settle down! Grumpy. Anyway, I started ‘cause a comic I liked as a kid used to use the occasional phrase and I got curious. Then Larry started making me translate every Latin phrase he could find just running around town – coins, bumper stickers, monument quotes, whatever – and then Latin was a language option in high school, and I figured ‘eh, might as well, it’ll look good for college.’ Then I kept going in college ‘cause I was on a roll by that point, then I got into law school and I have never been so grateful in my life, because it is so much easier to memorize all those terms and how to spell them when you can actually read them!”
“So that’s the secret to you passing the bar in four years.”
“Oh yes,” Phoenix nods, mock serious, “It’s completely down to the Latin; anyone could be a lawyer in four years if they just got fluent in Latin first.”
“Having a natural affinity for legal matters didn’t have anything to do with it?”
“Nope, not a dang thing, it was all the Latin.”
“Ah, I see. Apparently I took entirely the wrong approach in my own studies, then.”
“I didn’t want to be the one to mention it, but…”
They manage to hold their serious expressions for almost a minute before both bursting into laughter. Phoenix chuckles to a smile, tired and fond.
“Can you imagine everyone at the courthouse hearing us talk like this? I mean, the last time they all saw us interacting was at the Engarde trial.”
Miles snorts. “Quite. There was a rather popular rumour at one point that I only laugh at the pain of others.”
“They said that at the courthouse?”
“The Prosecutors’ Office.”
The man covers a burst of horrified laughter with one hand. “But- but they voted you-?!”
“They might not have been fond of me, but I was undeniably good at my job,” Miles shrugs, “Especially after you showed up and I started doing it properly.”
“All hail the king.”
“Bah.”
Phoenix just laughs. “Speaking of royalty, I happen to have the queen of magicians here with me, and she’s been waiting very patiently for her chance to say hi.”
Miles manages to arrange his face back into a semblance of seriousness. “Far be it for me to keep royalty waiting.”
“All right then,” Phoenix beams, removing his headphones and disconnecting them as he calls over his shoulder, “Trucy, you’re on!”
There’s a cheer from off-screen, then a flourish of movement as the young performer appears, holding up the oversized black top hat that she’s refused to replace for one that fits better, a matching inky cape around her shoulders. From this angle Miles can’t tell if it bears her usual trim of card suits, but it’s absolutely fastened with her signature broach. The whole look contrasts sharply with the t-shirt she has on underneath rather charmingly – it’s pleasant to see her looking her age, as opposed to trying to appear as grown-up as possible.
“Mr. Edgeworth, happy birthday! How old are you now?”
“Trucy!”
“I am twenty-eight this year,” Miles replies calmly, raising an eyebrow at Phoenix, “And fear of aging is a social construct.”
“Says the guy who fusses when people think he’s older than he is.”
“Nyerk! Just because I dislike having incorrect assumptions made based solely on my hair colour-!!”
“Hey, no,” Trucy interrupts, “No fighting, I’m talking to Mr. Edgeworth now, you two can fight on your own time!”
“You’re not going to forbid us entirely from doing so?” Miles asks, chin bemusedly in his hand.
“Nope, arguments are a normal part of social interaction brought on by conflicting points of view, and, if handled properly, create the opportunity for greater mutual understanding,” Trucy replies, “So telling you not to fight at all would be detrimental in the long run."
Phoenix pushes her top hat to the side so he can plant a kiss on top of his daughter’s head. “I swear she only talks like this around you, you know.”
“I’ll have to take your word for it,” Miles concedes, and Trucy beams.
“That’s the other reason you two’re allowed to fight – most of the time you don’t even mean it, you’re just arguing because you like arguing with each other! So that’s okay.”
“Guess you’ve got us all figured out,” her father grins before gesturing back at the screen, “Anyway, didn’t you have something you wanted to show Edgeworth?”
“Right!” Trucy quickly switches to her performance smile, spreading her arms wide, “Daddy and Gentleman, I would like to present… Mr. Hat!”
As always there is the brain-twisting series of motions involved in Mr. Hat appearing from wherever it is that Trucy hides him, one wooden hand reaching up to catch Trucy’s tossed top hat and place it on the puppet’s own head.
From there, however, the usual performance ends. Instead of his typical sharp salute or bow, Mr. Hat yawns and stretches before scratching one side, looking for all the world like he’s just staggered out of bed. Even his usual suit is replaced with the large grey hoodie Trucy had used in Germany, with the blue stripes down the sleeves, hood up and top hat resting on top of it. The sight of the usually dapper puppet looking so obviously disheveled startles a laugh from Miles, followed by more when Trucy feigns very convincing confusion, turns to Mr. Hat, and does an excellent jump startle.
“Mr. Hat!”
The puppet turns to her, cocking his head to one side, and Trucy thrusts her pointing finger at the camera.
“We are on stage! Do you call that professional attire?!”
Mr. Hat glances briefly at the camera as well, then does a double-take, one hand flying to his mouth before tossing Trucy back her hat and vanishing again.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” she huffs, folding her arms then jolting forward a little as if she’s just been bumped. “Hey, careful back there! I tell you, he’s being awfully cavalier for someone whose salary is up for review,” she sighs, shaking her head in despair, “Maybe he’s going through his rebellious phase, I don’t know.”
“I’m sure you’re doing your best, glowworm,” Phoenix says with decently straight face.
“Thanks, Daddy.”
At that moment a wooden hand reaches up and taps her shoulder, and Trucy casts a stern glance at it.
“And you’re actually ready this time?”
A thumbs up.
“Okay then – hey presto!”
She tosses her hat in the air, and this time when he appears Mr. Hat is dressed far more to his usual style, his cape now black to match Trucy’s, though the classic card suit pattern is indeed visible around the border. He gives a wonderfully dramatic bow (that makes Phoenix snort for some reason), then straightens and-
“Happy birthday, Mr. Edgeworth!”
Miles nearly falls out of his chair. The voice isn’t quite low enough to be believably male, and Trucy’s obviously still working out the kinks in her technique, but for the first time Miles has seen, Mr. Hat has spoken directly instead of ‘whispering’ his words to Trucy and pantomiming the rest.
“Mein Gott! Ah, that is to say, thank-you very much, Mr. Hat.”
“The pleasure is all mine, I assure you, as it always is when we have the pleasure of interacting,” Mr. Hat replies with elegant manners, turning to Phoenix slightly once he’s done so, “And may I also say you have my sincerest gratitude for taking in and caring for Miss Trucy as you have – she would have been lost without you, and it is a relief to see her in safe hands.”
The man in question responds by getting so full of emotions they start leaking out his eyes. “I’m- she’s the light of my life, probably the best thing to ever…” he trails off with a sniffle.
Mr. Hat puts a hand to his mouth, then vanishes away to wherever he goes when not in use, leaving Trucy staring at her father in shock. “Daddy, are you crying?”
“‘m not crying!” Phoenix blubs emphatically, and Miles covers a smile with one hand before speaking.
“In court, Trucy, we call what your father is currently doing ‘perjury.’”
“‘m not under oath, it doesn’t count!” Phoenix protests soggily, doing his best to nonchalantly pull his daughter into his lap and snuggle her while she talks to Miles, a thing she graciously allows.
“Mr. Hat decided that he wanted to get over his shyness of talking to other people,” Trucy explains, “And he wanted to do something big for his first time, so I suggested this!”
“I’m honoured,” Miles says with complete honesty – it’s very good, but it’s also obvious, to him at least, that Trucy hasn’t fully mastered this trick yet. And for a perfectionist like her to decide that performing it for his birthday is more important than getting it fully refined first, well. Needless to say, he’s deeply touched.
She beams. “I’ll be sure to tell him! Oh, and apologies in advance, your birthday present is going to be… kinda late. It’s taking longer to make than I thought it would.”
“Oh. Thank-you, I will… keep an eye out for it?” he’s relatively sure this is the correct response, given that he’s never actually, personally been in this situation. ‘I wasn’t expecting anything’ and ‘you needn’t bother’ are both truer statements, but they feel rather more dismissive than he wishes to be.
Trucy, meanwhile, curls her lips in before making a popping sound with them. “Um, at this rate it’s probably gonna wind up a New Year’s present. Sorry.”
What’s the correct response in this situation, he has no experience with this, what is he supposed to do??? “It’s- uh- it’s the thought that counts?”
Phoenix chuckles before Trucy can say anything else. “That’s enough, Truce, you’re flustering him.”
“I am not flustered!”
Both Wrights raise synchronized eyebrows of unimpressed skepticism at him, and Miles feels himself colouring as he folds his arms and looks away with a huff.
“I’m not.”
“If you say so.”
“I do.”
They’re still trying their best not to laugh when he ends the call on them. A moment later Wright calls him again and Miles answers grumpily.
“What?”
The man just grins at him. “Happy birthday, Edgeworth.”
“…you’re ridiculous.” But he can’t help grinning back.
Notes:
alex-r-kingston on tumblr did art of Miles’s selfie from chapter 2, and I had to go scream into a pillow for a few minutes after seeing it, so take a look!
Chapter Text
A trial that runs long due to attempts at political maneuvering by the defendant ends up requiring rather more time than Miles had expected. It’s equally flawed, but the American three-day rule for trials is something that he misses at times, even if his colleagues joke about him being a speed demon with how fast he can bring cases to their conclusion (which, if he is honest, he far prefers to that other moniker he somehow gained during his traveling period). Thus it’s not until a few weeks after he’d decided to that he finally manages to contact Kay for a casual conversation.
M Edgeworth: Do you have a minute to talk?
Kay F: Something wrong? D8
M Edgeworth: No, merely a desire to converse with a friend.
Kay F: Oh. Great timig then!
She calls before he can respond to this. “Hi, Mr. Edgeworth! Sebbie, come over and say hi!”
“Oh, I- I wouldn’t like to improve- no wait, I mean intrude, drat it, I’ve known that one for years!”
“Prosecutor DeBeste?” Miles squints at the screen of his phone, trying to make out the figure in a somewhat darkened background, “What in the world-?!”
“I’m at Sebbie’s and my place right now!” Kay says, grinning cheerfully, “Ray said I can work from home today, since I usually hang out with my bestie here after a kidnapping, made all the more convenient by the fact that we're sharing a house.”
“Kidnapping-?!?”
“Kay, you’ve done that once, that doesn’t count as ‘usually’!” Sebastian protests, scrambling fully into the range of Kay’s phone camera (and good lord, he really has grown, hasn’t he? In the two years since Miles last saw him in person, the soft vestiges of childhood about his face have faded significantly, leaving him looking much closer to his actual age).
Kay, unaware of Miles’s thoughts, points a triumphant finger right between Sebastian’s eyes. “Ah-ha! But once is just enough for there to be what us legal folk call ‘case precedent.’ QED, Sebbie, where is your god now?”
“I- ah,” the young prosecutor goes cross-eyed trying to keep a visual on Kay’s hand, “I’m given to believe they’re omnipresent, but I’ve never verified it…?”
“Wha-! Don’t think being cutely confused will distract me from my victory, Maestro!”
“PROSECUTOR DEBESTE AND MISS FARADAY!” Miles thunders back into the conversation before it can devolve any further, “What kidnapping?!?”
The self-proclaimed great thief blinks at him in surprise. “Sebbie got kidnapped again, duh. Didn’t he tell you? He usually tells you when important stuff happens, I thought you told him, Sebbie.”
“Well…” the young man’s eyes dart nervously.
“You didn’t tell him?! What about the time before that?”
“Um…”
“Seriously? Or the time before that?”
“Well. That is to say-”
“Sweet Moses! And the time before that?!?”
“Well of course he knows about that one, Mister Edgeworth’s the one that found me that time!”
“Then why didn’t you tell him about the other times?!”
“I didn’t want to bother him!”
“Yeah well look how that turned out, look at him, he’s got anxiety!”
“Miss Faraday,” Miles cuts in again, “If you have enough energy to make outdated jokes, perhaps one of you two could be so good as to explain what the hell is going on?!”
They both swallow visibly at this, and Miles would feel guilty, except it seems like Sebastian has been the subject of three kidnapping events, that Miles hadn’t known about, when one of the boy’s greatest fears is vanishing without anyone being able to find him, without anyone caring to find him, and if Miles doesn’t get some answers soon he doesn’t know what he’ll do, because the world around him is starting to dip into unacceptable levels of grey-
“It’s fine, it’s okay, there’s nothing to worry about,” Kay waves her hands frantically, “It’s not- crap, it wasn’t a hate crime against the legal system or anything!”
“Indeed, I wasn’t even the intended target,” Sebastian chimes in hastily, his baton materializing from somewhere to bend between his hands, though, unusually for a stressful situation such as this, his eyes remain dry, filled only with concern.
“That’s what makes it so funny,” Kay adds with a hint of desperation, “He’s been kidnapped four times, but he was never the intended target they were trying to grab! He’s been accidentally kidnapped four times!”
“And since it was never anything serious, I never felt the need to trouble you about it!” Sebastian agrees with heartbreaking earnestness, “You have your own cases and Mr. Wright to worry about, it- Mr. Edgeworth? Did- ah- did I say something wrong?”
Miles has seen and heard the word ‘stricken’ used, but this might just be the first time he has truly felt it in application to himself. “…do you honestly believe yourself so unimportant to me that I would find such matters trivial? That I do not already worry over the fact that, regardless of your protective reputation, you are still a known lawyer who lives in relative solitude in a city that is openly hostile towards those of our profession at the moment?”
“…‘m not entirely alone,” the boy mumbles, looking away, flushed, tears beginning to bead at the corners of his eyes, “There’s the house staff, ‘n’ Kay, ‘n’ Klavier…”
“Sebastian.”
His eyes snap to meet Miles’s at the use of his first name.
“You are my student. I would not spend such time and effort on one I did not care about. Of course I worry about you. If I do not make that clear enough, then it is a fault of mine, not yours. This world would be a lesser place for your absence.”
Sebastian stares at him, blinks, blinks again as his lower lip trembles and tears start leaking out.
“Told you he wasn’t joking about liking you,” Kay grins, and that’s the tipping point in the boy’s composure as he emotionally overloads and starts bawling, leaning into his friend as she laughs and hugs him.
“Um… happy tears?” Miles guesses hopefully, recalling that conversation he’d had with the boy at People’s Park (was it really two years ago now).
Sebastian chokes something between a laugh and a sob but nods, a smile pushing its way through the streams of water cascading down his face, despite his best attempts to staunch the flow of his eyes and nose with a handkerchief. “V-v-v-very h-happy!” he chokes out.
Kay’s laughing at both of them now, staring cheekily at Miles as she pats Sebastian’s hair, presumably to help him calm down. “I swear, it’s a good thing you guys have me, because you’re both hopeless with this stuff on your own, geez!”
Miles does not dignify this with an answer, mostly because he’s aware that she already knows she’s right.
Eventually Sebastian calms again enough to answer Miles’s still-pressing questions about what exactly had happened regarding his abduction.
“It was rather scarier than the last one was,” he admits, “They had an accent I’m unfamiliar with, so even when they were speaking English it was a little hard to follow at times, but they kept speaking of justice and leverage and defiance, so I did initially presume they were from a group upset with or wronged by the courts. However then they began talking about queens and dragons as well, and I got lost. And then I wasn’t the one they were looking for anyway, so they dropped me off in the middle of People’s Park, and by the time I’d made my way out, they’d vanished.
“I’ve filed a report, of course, but it all sounds so fantastical, and with the other more pressing cases the police have to deal with…” he shrugs. “A single, utterly failed kidnapping is rather low priority at the moment. I doubt they’ll be found.”
“On the plus side,” Kay chips in again, “Sebbie totally schooled Mr. Ray in court the other day, it was amazing!”
“Aren’t you supposed to be on your employer’s side?” Miles inquires mildly.
“I’m on the side of truth and justice,” Kay says in pious tones, “And our client was guilty. But we managed to get him a reduced sentence due to-”
They spend nearly an hour discussing the case in question, and it’s an enjoyable one, with a tone far more in line with what Miles had had in mind when he first called, even if Kay does decide to open the question of which is more preferable – irregular accidental kidnappings or unexpectedly tripping over dead bodies. (Unmentioned is the horrifying but unavoidable thought that Miles has potentially spread his case of Wright’s chaos field to Sebastian as well, however inadvertently, and a silent apology on his part if this is the case.)
Eventually, however, the hour grows late, and Miles, unfortunately, has work in the morning.
…this may be the first time he has ever resented having to end a casual conversation due to his career, at least one that did not involve Phoenix or Trucy in any way. How very odd. “I’m afraid I must take my leave at this point – it’s getting late here in Anwaltsstadt.”
“What? Nooooooo~,” Kay moans, flopping over on the sofa that she and Sebastian retired to some time ago, “It hasn’t been that long!”
“We’ve been talking for two hours, Kay,” her friend corrects her before Miles is required to plead his case, “When you consider the time difference, that makes it almost eleven where Mr. Edgeworth is.”
“I guess that’s fair,” Kay concedes, though in a tone that makes clear her thoughts on the problematic nature of time zones, “How come you always remember about the time difference?”
“Because I reflect other peoples’ sleep schedules,” Sebastian replies primly, “Unlike you and Mr. Butz.”
“One, you meant ‘respect’-”
“Drat it!”
“And two,” Kay continues as if he hadn’t spoken, “It sounds weird to hear him called Mr. Butz. You should call him Larry, like everyone else.”
“I don’t know him well enough to address him so informally.”
“Excuse me,” Miles interrupts Sebastian’s protests, “But I was unaware you were acquainted with Larry Butz, Kay?”
“Well yeah,” she has the gall to roll her eyes at him (though perhaps this shouldn’t be so surprising – it is Kay, after all), “He’s friends with Gummie, so of course I know him – we third and fourth wheel on Gummie’s dates with Maggey sometimes, and I’ve run into him around town a few times. Wild guy, lots of fun when he’s not trying to flirt or chase a crush!”
…he’s going to have nightmares about those two being set loose on Los Tokyo together, he just knows it. In any case, “Well, as I said, I must be going. Oh, and Prosecutor DeBeste?”
“Yes?” the young man sits up a little straighter.
“You will let me know about future kidnapping attempts or any such things, won’t you? I would very much prefer to be kept in the loop about such matters.”
Sebastian nods emphatically, “Yes sir, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Good,” he nods back, “That is- thank-you. Tschüss.”
“Bye, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Good-bye!”
They’re all of them smiling when he finally disconnects the call, before rising to prepare for bed.
Chapter 69
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
June 2021
Miles has been doing his best to let things be, ignore what is outside of his control. There are still cases for him to investigate, criminals to see behind bars, falsely accused to free. Work takes him to Italy, then Sweden, then Borginia in the space of a few weeks, a dizzying itinerary that leaves him in mind of his traveling years. No one can say that he doesn’t have plenty on his own plate to keep him occupied, and that’s not even counting the numerous personal calls, texts, and e-mails he receives and responds to on a weekly basis (when did he become so social?!).
Yet even all this is not enough to erase the slowly growing tension at the back of his mind, shortening his patience, slowly greying his world drip by drop as time passes and the deadline grows closer and closer. Miles catches himself staring into the distance more than once, distracted and frustrated. It can’t end like this, with Kristoph winning by default because Wright literally can’t afford to keep job hunting in a city that is making it so obviously clear that it doesn’t want him. It can’t end like this. It just can’t.
But it seems like it can and, worse, will. Miles doesn’t even ask about jobs during his conversations with Wright anymore, the exhausted shake of his head the man starts each one with is more than enough to communicate the continued failure and frustration his efforts bring. Even Trucy grows more and more subdued as the month draws on, closer and closer to that hateful deadline-
“I have a new job.”
A week ‘til July, and the sheer relief of Phoenix’s statement actually causes Miles’s mind to blank for a moment as colour overwhelms his vision, not yet full saturation again but near painfully vivid in its suddenness. “Wright, that’s- that’s wonderful, congratulations-!” his brain finally regains enough processing power to take in Wright’s utterly sour expression. “It- this is good news, isn’t it?”
“Only technically,” the man replies, lemon juice practically dripping from his words, “I’m the new piano player at the Borscht Bowl.”
“I… was unaware you played the piano?”
“I don’t. It’s a cover job for tax purposes. I’m actually the Borscht’s new in-house poker champion who plays the piano when he’s not playing poker.”
This has Miles sitting back in his chair. “Good lord.”
“Kristoph got me the job.”
He nearly chokes on air. “You’re joking.”
“I wish. Said he’d ‘hate to see me leave Los Tokyo when I love it so much.’ Bastard just wants to keep me under his thumb.”
Miles stares at him for a moment. Then he puts his face in both hands. Then he dissolves into helpless laughter.
“Hey!” Phoenix’s tone is angry now, “This isn’t funny!”
“I beg to disagree,” Miles chokes out, wiping futilely at his streaming eyes with the heel of one hand, “He almost had you out of his hair for good, and what does he do? Goes and hands you the one thing you need to be a continued threat to him! He couldn’t have more glaringly shot himself in the foot if you’d put a gun in his hand!”
Phoenix goggles at him, jaw slack. Then a giggle pops out, causing him to clap a hand to his mouth, but another follows it, and another until they’re both of them full-on howling with laughter. “You know what else this means?” the man asks during a lull as they both desperately try to catch their breaths, “He definitely doesn’t know about the battle plan or the Jurist System, because otherwise he would never-!” he’s cut off by his own laughter again, months of stress almost visibly wafting off his shoulders as he does.
“So not only has he shot himself in the foot, he’s tipped his hand again!”
“He has!”
Miles’s stomach and face both hurt from laughing and smiling so hard, but he can’t find it in himself to try and stop, not when it’s such a relief to be able to do so, a catharsis they have both desperately needed. Though they’re not able to discuss the full details of the situation as a direct result; neither of them are able to keep a straight face long enough for proper conversation.
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M Edgeworth: In all seriousness, is this job actually viable in regards to you being able to sustain yourself and Trucy?
P Wright: Yup. In the most obnoxious twist, they’re actually paying me better than Pru could, because ‘Mr. Gavin is such a trustworthy client,’ and also because I insisted on either a salary or an hourly wage rather than a cut of whatever I win playing for them. Steadier income for me, bigger profits for them when I win against big players.
M Edgeworth: That seems an awfully large investment on their part, given that you’re not a professional.
P Wright: Nah, they’ve been watching me mop the floor with Kristoph for ages now, and it turns out he’s been a regular customer of their various in-house champs for years.
P Wright: Only he’s not allowed to play there above certain stakes anymore, because he wins too often.
M Edgeworth: How horrible for him.
P Wright: Horrible for him, good for me, those are odds I like considering he’s never beaten me. Plus, the Borscht thinks having ‘the notorious Phoenix Wright’ at their table will be a big draw.
P Wright: Though if I regularly lose more than 45% of the games I play, I lose the job.
M Edgeworth: That seems… unfavorable.
P Wright: Given that the only person I’ve consistently lost to in the past ten years is Trucy, and that outside of her I’ve only lost a handful of times, I feel good about those odds.
M Edgeworth: Oh.
P Wright: I am very good at poker.
M Edgeworth: Out of curiosity, which kind?
P Wright: Yes.
P Wright: You know, I was feeling really aggravated with Kristoph about all this before.
P Wright: It felt like he was rubbing my nose in the fact that the only thing I could beat him at was poker, or that that was all I was good for.
P Wright: Now I think I’m going to wait a couple weeks then thank him profusely for helping me to find my true calling in life.
M Edgeworth: I take it this will annoy him?
P Wright: Oh yes.
P Wright: Whoever said ‘the best revenge is living well’ was really onto something.
P Wright: So far I’ve only ever gotten him up to three psyche-locks about how ‘happy’ he is for me.
P Wright: I wanna see if I can get him up to five.
P Wright: :3c
M Edgeworth: As you please.
M Edgeworth: Will you still be able to act as my legal aid should the occasion require it?
P Wright: If the frequency and length of time you need me stays about average to what it has in the past, it should be fine.
P Wright: I actually mentioned that during the application – Kristoph knows I do that anyway, so no need to hide it.
P Wright: Apparently me ‘vanishing for no reason’ every now and then will work well with the image the Borsht’s owner is hoping to build of me. Adds to the mystique or something?
P Wright: I guess there’s advantages to working for a seedier establishment.
M Edgeworth: I suppose.
M Edgeworth: What are your plans now, then?
P Wright: Pass my next paralegal test next week, take a month to adjust to working later in the day and at night, then maybe start asking around to see if anyone’s willing to even talk to me in the legal profession at the moment.
P Wright: You know, besides Mr. Ray.
P Wright: Still working on a way to reconnect with him that doesn’t get Kristoph poking his nose around.
P Wright: But yeah, time to start that phase of the plan soon, I think, now that the first step hasn’t fallen through.
M Edgeworth: That sounds like a reasonable course of action.
M Edgeworth: As you know, I still have several acquaintances in Los Tokyo who would be willing to at least listen.
M Edgeworth: Shall I get in contact with them?
P Wright: Not yet, thanks.
P Wright: I’ll tell you when I’m ready for that, okay?
M Edgeworth: Very well.
OoOoOoOoOa
He receives a text from Trucy several days later. Attached is a photograph of a grinning Phoenix, presumably at his new job if the piano he’s seated at is any indication. Clad in jeans, a dark button-up and navy sports jacket, and topped off with that old bowler derby tilted at a jaunty angle, the same one Trucy had worn in England… he very much fits into the scene, and will likely fit just as neatly at a card table. Really, it’s a little painful how neatly he fits when Miles knows he should be in a full suit and defending a client in court-
But then, Phoenix’s ability to thrive in this situation is part of the process of getting him back to where he’s supposed to be, one way or another. His smile in the picture is genuine enough and, besides. It is not Miles’s place to instruct Wright on how to carry out his portion of a plan Miles himself agreed to.
…
…relationships are hard, how do other people manage this, thank heavens it isn’t a romantic one at the moment, because Miles has no idea how he’d survive that…
M Edgeworth: Please inform your father that he looks very dapper.
Trucy W: Okay, will do! Thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth!
M Edgeworth: You’re very welcome.
Miles takes another look at the picture before saving it to his library with a shake of the head. Honestly, though, must that man look good in everything he wears…?
Notes:
And with that, I have successfully completed the Wrightworth family Dapper Hat Trio! (Trucy has a top hat, Miles has his green fedora, and Phoenix has his bowler derby.)
Chapter 70
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
July 2021
“If you would state your name and- what is that on your hand?”
“I don’t have anything on my hands.”
“Yes you do, there, on your right hand.”
“No I don’t.”
“Yes you- is that a carrot?!”
“That is my sixth finger, and it’s very rude of you to call it a carrot!”
“That’s not a finger, it’s a full-sized carrot, I can see the gaffa tape attaching it to you.”
“That’s ablest talk, that is, in regards to a relatively common-!”
“It still has the green leafy bits attached!”
“Of all the cheek-! Once I’m cleared for this trial I’m calling my lawyer right back and I’m suing for defamation of name I am, if you keep this up!”
“Prosecutor Edgeworth, if we could get back to the matter at hand?”
“But-! …very well, your honour. Sir, if you could state your name and occupation for the court record?”
“You know, after the treatment I’ve suffered, I just don’t think I will!”
“Oh, for the love of-!”
OoOoOoOoO
Miles accidentally ends up vacuuming his dining room twice as he considers his options before finally he switches off the vacuum and logs in to his laptop, where he creates a new e-mail account for himself, one completely unrelated to Miles Edgeworth. Then he goes to his room and retrieves his green fedora, donning it on a whim after extracting the business card that’s been tucked inside it since last August.
Zap, Streamer, and Sundry Others,
I will be attending Steel Kon UK again this year. If you retain interest, I would be amicable to congregating with your group again once there.
The Legal Samurai
Legal,
I was beginning to think we’d dreamed you up! Yes, definitely we want to see you again, we weren’t sure if you’d come or not! Though, wow, you’re not helping convince Cindy of your not-royal status with all that fancy language. Also, Streamer’s changing his channel’s name to ‘Streamer and Sundry Others,’ I hope you’re happy (I’m happy, his old domain name was boring and did nothing for his hit count). We’re in room 306 and we’ll be arriving Thursday evening. You?
Zap, public relations, site design, woman of mystery
Zap, Streamer, Cindy, Shirley, Fan, and Fran,
I will also be arriving Thursday, though from the sound of it I shall be there earlier than you. As requested last year, I shall have on my hat and scarf.
The Legal Samurai
Legal,
Streamer here this time, and sorry, too late to take back your use of ‘sundry’ now, mate. Fair warning, we might run into some folks who want to talk to you – we didn’t share your picture or handle, but it has come up a few times that we ran into a fellow last con who’d cracked the Steel Samurai legal system. If you’re game, we’ll introduce you there if we run into any of them. If not, we won’t. Ball’s in your court.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer, Zap, Cindy, Shirley, Fan, and Fran,
I would not be averse to discussing such matters with people outside of your group, but I do prefer to keep my hobbies separate from my personal life. Would that be possible? Last year was my first time attending such a thing, and I have little interaction with other fans in my day-to-day life, thus I have little knowledge of these matters.
The Legal Samurai
Legal,
I’m not hunting for details, but it sounds like you have a very stressful day job. It should be fine, it’s not like any of us are particularly well-known, and thousands of people attend these things. Not to mention, given Mr. Powers’s tendencies, we’re lucky to have a fandom that’s pretty respectful about personal privacy. Grab some fake glasses or something if you’re really worried, or just say no if you’re really uncomfortable, it’s fine either way.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer, Zap, Cindy, Shirley, Fan, and Fran,
As long as I may remain behind my pseudonym, I have no qualms. I shall see you all in August.
The Legal Samurai
Legal,
See you there, mate! Oh, and Fan reminded me to send you a copy of this, since we couldn’t when we took it.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Attached to the last e-mail is the group photo from the final day of the 2020 convention, and, if he didn’t know otherwise, Miles honestly wouldn’t suspect himself of being in it, wedged between Streamer and Fan, Fran and Zap slightly to the front of them, and Cindy and Shirley crouched on the ground together. One of his own hands is still raised, tugging the brim of his hat down to hide his face, but it doesn’t quite cover the smile on it (he hadn’t even realized he was smiling when the picture was taken).
…how odd. He’s felt a sense of growing anticipation for the coming convention for about a week now, but for some reason it has just grown by a noticeable factor. Just from seeing a picture of some people he spent a few days with a year ago. And he’d forgotten this picture was even taken, yet saving it to his library brings a feeling of relief at having it. How odd. How very odd…
OoOoOoOoO
The last week of July, Miles receives an e-mail from an address that is at once both unknown and familiar to him. Normally he ignores such things, spam mail having evolved to the level it’s currently at, but following the exploits of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto means that he has a rather good idea who this ‘Plum Priestess’ is.
Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
Hello! I hope this e-mail finds you in good health. I am doing very well, as is Mystic Maya. She has also decided that, now that I am twelve, I am mature enough to have my own e-mail account!
I am e-mailing you because I have recently begun to type up the stories Trucy makes up for our Steel Samurai characters, because I like them very much and do not want to forget them. I have told Trucy about this, and she said that you might like a copy as well, and gave me your e-mail address. Do not worry, Mystic Maya has told me that it is usually very rude to give people other peoples’ e-mail addresses without permission, the same as with phone numbers, and this was a special circumstance. So I will not tell anyone else yours!
Mystic Maya also showed me how to attach a document to an e-mail, so that I could send Trucy what I have typed, so I have done that for you as well. If you would like me to, I will send you more when I have typed it. Thank-you for your time.
Sincerely,
Pearl Fey
It’s with no small amount of curiosity that he opens the attached file and starts to read, then stops himself as a thought occurs to him. Pearls, as she had mentioned, is only recently twelve, has no background that he is aware of in regards to writing, and is still desperately catching up on her socialization levels. It’s part of why Maya allowed her cousin her own phone last year and actively encourages her to use it to text and talk with Trucy, using their friendship to also help Pearl acquire more safe interaction with people outside of Kurain. And Trucy herself is unusually smart for her age, just as Franziska was, much smarter than the young spirit channeler.
Standing, he walks purposefully to his kitchen and takes a few minutes to stare at the refrigerator where that first picture Trucy drew of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto still hangs with the aid of Steel Samurai magnets. The photo-magnet of Kay and Sebastian secures a more recent drawing of the Legal Samurai, Guarding Ninja, and Sky Sorceress in what have become their signature hero poses. He studies the two drawings, notes the slight improvements, the details in costume that have changed, recalls the excitement in Trucy’s face as she had drawn on his temporary office’s floor in Little Stoak. Then he returns to his office and computer, reopening the word document.
Pearl Fey is a child. What he is about to read will likely be inferior quality at best. But it will also be something made with passion and excitement, both of which he is being invited to share in, if Larry’s analysis of such situations is correct (which, oddly enough when it comes to children… it usually is (it’s certainly helped him with Trucy a few times)). With all this in mind, he settles down to read…
The next day, after several exchanged texts with Larry to make sure he’s not committing some strange situational taboo, Miles sends his reply.
Miss Fey,
I am indeed in good health, and pleased to hear that you find yourself in the same condition. You have my gratitude for sending me a copy of your work so far, as this is very much a thing such as I will enjoy having records of. I will mention, however, that there are a few scenes that you have not included. I have made note of the details of them at the bottom of this message, as I assume it was unintentional; unsupported memory is a far faultier tool than most give it credit for, and I myself had forgotten several details you mentioned in your writing. If you are still willing, I would greatly enjoy receiving any more such writings as you might create in the future.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor.
This done and sent, he opens a new window in his browser to check the weather patterns slated for south England the coming weekend, and how they may effect events at Steel Kon UK.
Notes:
The defendant with a carrot taped to his hand is actually from a silly thing my sister and her friends thought up years ago after watching a particular movie, and that I still joke with her about occasionally; it felt like just the sort of thing that would show up in Ace Attorney. She has given me her blessing to include this in the fic, on the grounds that I inform you all that he was definitely guilty of murder and Miles got him properly convicted.
Chapter 71
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
August 2021
True to his prediction, Miles arrives the midafternoon before SteelKon UK 2021 starts, and takes advantage of this to have a shower, don his convention clothes, then get a final bit of quick paperwork done. By the time he’s certain putting his fedora on won’t cause his hair to dry in a strange shape, it’s late enough in the evening for pre-registration to just be opening, and he heads down to claim his badge. He’s still quiet when he says his name, but this time he has more confidence in his disguise, and also in others’ lack of interest in him.
A quick scan of the crowd when he’s exited the line doesn’t find any distinctive features of his group to attention – Fran’s bright pink hair or Zap’s yellow, Streamer’s height, Cindy’s habit of gently bouncing in place. In retrospect, he should have asked what they were planning to wear/cosplay tonight – a rudimentary mistake, but, well, he’s inexperienced at this still. Mostly because he’s only been to the previous year’s fandom convention, and three days isn’t enough to free him of his rookie status at these things. Another scan of the lobby to see what other people are doing, and he claims one of the low, wide windowsills near the check-in to perch on. There, he’s visible and wearing his newly signature dark green fedora and white scarf; they’ll be looking for him when they come in, so this should work nicely.
That sorted, he settles down to look over his copy of the schedule of events and mark his time table with the ones that sound interesting. A bit more than halfway through, his phone buzzes.
Maya Fey: Hi, Edgeworth! Cjecked in yet?
Maya Fey: *checked
M Edgeworth: To my room and the convention both, yes.
Maya Fey: Awesome!
Maya Fey: You remembered to sign up for the special announcement on Satruday, y/y?
M Edgeworth: I purchased a wristband months ago, have marked my schedule, and set several alarms on my phone.
Maya Fey: EXCELLENT.
Maya Fey: It’s very nice to have an inside man for these things, text me as soon as it’s over.
M Edgeworth: They have rather been drumming up anticipation for this revelation.
Maya Fey: ‘They have rather been drumming up anticipation’ he says.
Maya Fey: Like I’m not high-key dying to know over here.
M Edgeworth: If that is how you truly feel
M Edgeworth: Then perish.
Maya Fey: XD XD XD Nooooo, now I’m dying for different reasons!
M Edgeworth: It’s your own fault for inflicting these meem things on me in the first place.
Maya Fey: I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TURN THEM BACK ON ME!!!
M Edgeworth: Come, Miss Fey, anyone as well acquainted with Wright as you are should know
M Edgeworth: Turnabout is fair play.
Maya Fey: OMG, your the worst.
Maya Fey: Changing your name back to Edgeworst, so there.
M Edgeworth: So you are uninterested in procuring this year’s convention-exclusive t-shirt, I take it?
Maya Fey: I take it all back, power, wealth, glory, pretty people, all yours for the asking, just get me that shirt!!!
M Edgeworth: You are as nonsensical as Wright.
Maya Fey: Maybe, but please consider:
Maya Fey: I am Pearly’s favorite.
M Edgeworth: A matter completely unrelated to the one at hand, but congratulations.
Maya Fey: Congrats yourself on successfully NOT making her cry when you responded to that e-mail she sent you.
Maya Fey: Which she didn’t tell me about until after she sent it.
Maya Fey: I think I actually felt my heart stop for a moment there.
M Edgeworth: I think you’re talking yourself out of a t-shirt.
Maya Fey: NO, DON’T, I’M TRYING TO SAY YOU ID GOOD ND I UNDRSTIMED YOU N YOU’VE GOTEN SU MUCH BETTER WITH KIDS SINC THE POWERS TRIAL!!!
M Edgeworth: Groveling accepted.
Maya Fey: :P
Maya Fey: I know she wrote you back and said thanks, but she was bouncing around the temple all day when she got your first response, she was so happy.
Maya Fey: Even if she did need a little helping figuring out your phrasing in some places.
M Edgeworth: Oh.
M Edgeworth: Should I modify my language when writing her?
Maya Fey: Nah, it’s good for her – self-motivated grammar lessons, you know?
Maya Fey: Same as writing those stories down is self-motivated English class.
M Edgeworth: How so?
Maya Fey: Uh, sentence structure, vocab, word use, story structure, characterization, grammar as mentioned…
Maya Fey: Maybe not formal essay structure, but let’s be honest.
Maya Fey: Pearly in 90% more invested in Kurain and spirit channeling than I will probably ever be.
Maya Fey: And insanely powerful in the spiritual sense.
Maya Fey: So I think it’s safe to say that she’s gonna be okay skipping out on essay skills.
Maya Fey: Beyond what it takes to get her GED, anyway.
M Edgeworth: You have put a startling amount of thought into this.
Maya Fey: I’m her guardian, it’s my responsibility. And Kurain’s always been pretty home-schooly when it comes to teaching.
Maya Fey: Thank the spirits it’s a group effort.
M Edgeworth: Indeed.
M Edgeworth: I realize that response may have sounded sarcastic, it was not intended to be.
M Edgeworth: It sounds as though, between your cousin and your duties as acting village head, you are very busy.
Maya Fey: I am the busiest woman in the world, thank everything it turns out I’m pretty good at time management.
Maya Fey: Seriously, my mind doesn’t turn off anymore. :(
M Edgeworth: It’s all a matter of prioritizing, really.
Maya Fey: Maybe it is for you.
Maya Fey: Wait.
Maya Fey: EDGEWORTH, HOW DO I MAKE MY MIND TORN OFF!??!?
“LEGAL? ‘EY, LEGAL SAMURAI, OVER HERE!”
Miles looks up from his phone to see Fran cheerfully across the lobby at him as the rest of the group follows and lifts his hand in both acknowledgement and greeting before turning back to his phone briefly.
M Edgeworth: I’m afraid I have to go for now. Tschüss.
Maya Fey: What NO EDGEWOOOOOOOOOORTH!!!
He closes and locks his phone then puts it away in his convention satchel, ignoring its buzzing as Maya continues to message him while he makes his way over to his compatriots.
OoOoOoOoO
“You’re here as a test on Cindy’s resolve, aren’t you?” Fan laughs over supper, “She swore she wouldn’t bring up the lost royalty/secret nobility thing this year, and then you go and greet us like that!”
Fran pantomimes removing a hat in a sweeping bow. “Well met, I trust all of you had a pleasant journey.”
“I feel like I’m being mocked,” Miles says flatly.
“Nope, that would definitely be Cindy we’re mocking,” Fan corrects while Shirley pats her girlfriend on the back.
“You’re all mean,” the woman in question sulks from Shirley’s shoulder.
“You screamed into Streamer’s Iron Infant prop when he did that, sweetie,” the linguist moves to petting her hair, “You rather brought this on yourself.”
“But I didn’t say anything about it – Fan brought it up!”
“She has a point,” Miles cuts in now that he’s certain he’s not being made fun of, “And this could be viewed as a form of entrapment, surrounding her in a conversation she may not properly participate in without breaking her word.”
There’s a brief silence around the table before Zap raises a yellow eyebrow. “Well that’s one way to put it.”
Miles makes direct eye contact with her as he takes a pull from his beer, then holds up his convention nametag. “I’m the Legal Samurai, remember? Therefore I am simultaneously very dramatic and very boring.”
“Eh, he has a fair point,” Fran concedes before Zap can respond, “So, any guess what the ‘big announcement’ on Saturday is?”
“I’m afraid I don’t,” Miles admits, sitting back in his chair again, “I avoid fandom speculation – too much root in wishful thinking, not enough in fact.”
“Well and I can’t say I’m surprised at that, a trivia fellow like you,” she replies, “And yer quite right in this instance, not a lick of fact I’ve seen, just a lot o’ carefully polished hopes angled to try and pass for it.”
“I thought you were avoiding those sites, too?” Shirley inquires.
“My heart said no, but 2 am said yes.”
“Ah,” she nods in understanding.
They begin exploring what is apparently a well-worn subject between them, and Miles turns his attention to Streamer. “I take it you’re doing a crossplay of the Pink Princess’s civilian form this year?”
The taller man blinks at the subject shift. “What makes y’ say that?”
“You had a non-transformed Iron Infant prop-”
“Could be doin’ a father ‘n’ son thing with the Steel Samurai.”
“-and,” Miles continues with stride unbroken thanks to hours upon hours of witness wrangling, “You’ve shaved your head this year. Given the length your hair was last year, you were in the midst of growing it out to a length at which it could be donated after it was cut, as is common fandom practice for those planning to dress as the Pink Princess’s civilian form.”
Zap and Streamer are both goggling at him now, “You got all that from a prop and a haircut?!”
He folds his arms and raises an eyebrow. “Am I incorrect?”
“Nah, mate, that’s the thing – you’re spot on!” Streamer shakes his head with a grin, “Didn’t peg you for knowing details like that though, this only bein’ your second convention and all, and you claimin’ to be not the costume-wearing sort.”
“I have a friend who’s interested in it,” Miles shrugs, “She’s made quite certain that I’m properly informed. And I did some research into convention etiquette, of course, not to mention that any fan worth their salt knows the impact Miss Kobayashi made on the Pink Princess’s character with her choice to-”
“Yeah, but to get all that from two pieces of information-”
“Those were hardly the only two points of data I referenced, but it was simply logical to assume-”
When their food finally arrives, the waiter has to speak several times before he can catch anyone at the table’s attention.
Notes:
Miles’s convention clothes (aside from the dark green fedora and fabulous white scarf) are jeans, sneakers, a grey t-shirt, and an unbuttoned long-sleeved shirt in dim, simple blue and purple tartan, with three sets of everything but the sneakers.
Fun fact: in this universe, at least, the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess both have civilian forms they take on when not fighting, and in her civilian form the Pink Princess is bald by choice, and also has a rather more rough and tumble personality and look than her Pink Princess form would imply. When asked which one is the true her, she says both of them are. The Steel Samurai, in contrast, puts more emphasis on his Steel Samurai form, saying that his civilian form is less important because it doesn’t matter who is fighting against evil, only that someone is. There are so many fandom takes on exactly why he feels this way, but the heart of it is that Will Powers refuses to show his face on screen and the writers had to build around that, so this is what they came up with. Will has agreed in several interviews that the Pink Princess probably has a stronger sense of inner balance than the Steel Samurai, though.
Chapter 72
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
It really shouldn’t feel like an accomplishment that Miles makes it to his own room before falling asleep that night, but, considering he’d spent a grand total of zero nights in his room at the last convention, it really does. He takes the opportunity to sleep in, casually goes through the mass of texts that Maya has left him (along with a few from other people) over breakfast, then goes to meet up with Shirley and Streamer at the panel on side characters within the series.
The panel turns out to be primarily theorizations, but the speaker has obviously done their research, so for the most part the ideas seem reasonable enough. He even makes note of a few of the more interesting ones to pass on to Maya so that she in turn can pass them on to Pearl and Trucy (because he’s not dealing with having to explain how he discovered these when he’s made it so clear that the only fandom sites he goes on deal either with trivia or news).
There’s nothing much to do for the next block of time that the three of them are interested in, and the vendors’ hall isn’t open yet, so they end up wandering the halls for a bit, chatting lightly and enjoying other peoples’ cosplays. One thing leads to another and, as he is neither in costume (compared to Shirley’s Cyan Samurai and Streamer’s civilian Pink Princess) nor interested in appearing in pictures, he finds himself designated as the group photographer.
“These are pretty good,” Shirley admits as the Silver Swordsman cosplayer they’d just posed with nods in agreement, looking over the photos Miles had used the man’s own phone to take.
“I thought you were just being fussy with all those little adjustments you made, but if this is the result, then it was worth it!” he enthuses.
“I… did not realize I was fussing,” Miles looks away and tugs the rim of his hat down, as if this can hide his embarrassment, “I am unaccustomed to working with living people for this.”
There is a choking noise, and when he looks back he’s met with mild horror.
“Uh, Legal, I know we said we wouldn’t pry, but, um,” Streamer fidgets with his obi, “That sounds incredibly bad.”
“Like, ‘might have to call the police’ bad,” Shirley agrees.
Miles stares at them blankly for a moment, then the penny drops. “NYARG! NO! No, I don’t photograph dead-! I mean action figures! I-” he realizes exactly what he’s just admitted, feels his face catch on fire, and confesses the rest to the floor while clutching his arm. “I take photographs of action figures occasionally. The Steel Samurai and recently the Pink Princess as well. I must have slipped into habits from that due to your attire.” He closes his eyes and waits for the ridicule.
“Oh. That’s neat.”
His eyes pop back open in surprise to find the Silver Swordsman cosplayer scrolling through his phone before finding what he wants and showing the rest of them.
“I follow a bloke on twitter who does a lot of that with his figmas, does some wicked mash-ups with them, especially his Smash Bros group!”
…having understood approximately forty percent of that statement, Miles opts to simply nod and examine the image he is being shown. He’s surprised to see a rather complex scene created with a number of action figures, of far more detailed make than the ones he possesses (for a brief moment he considers the possibility of acquiring higher quality versions of the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess, but quickly discovers he dislikes the idea of replacing the ones he has and discards it). “These appear as if they would take a great deal of time to create. Why does he do it?”
The cosplayer shrugs. “I don’t know, ‘cause it’s fun? Why do you?”
…sometimes having a relatively inexpressive face is a true blessing, because he is not divulging the full truth of his visual quirks to a stranger… “I took up film photography and wished to ensure I had something worth taking pictures of, regardless of location.”
“And you chose… Steel Samurai and Pink Princess figures?” Shirley asks slowly.
“Just the Steel Samurai initially – I only acquired the Pink Princess when I attended this convention last year; as in the series, though, she was a welcome addition.” (He has done more Pink Princess and Steel Samurai couple shots than are in any way necessary since then, but he does not care, they are immensely satisfying to create.)
Shirley, meanwhile, is staring at him, walks up while making direct eye contact in a way that has Miles bracing himself so he doesn’t take a step back. “Bloody hell,” she says, voice soft with awe, “You’re adorable. How did I not notice that you’re adorable? Streamer, why didn’t anyone tell me he was adorable??”
“Nyerg.” Miles does take a step back at this, holding up his satchel like a shield. “You- you do recall that you have a girlfriend, correct?”
“You’re right!” her eyes light up with a disquieting flame, “I need to tell Cindy about this!”
Before Miles can respond, a hand is in his, and he finds himself staring up at Streamer. The man grins back at him. “This is the part where we run.”
Miles blinks. It- he shouldn’t-
The Silver Swordsman leaps between them and Shirley at this moment, sword prop still slung at his side but arms spread wide. “Fear not to make haste, my lords, for your vanguard this day is blessed with a sword of silver, yet a soul of steel!”
One of the character’s classic lines, and, in the humming energy of the convention-
“The glittering stars as my witness, your valour shall long be remembered!” And the Legal Samurai sprints away through the crowd, a stunned but laughing Streamer still clutching his hand.
OoOoOoOoO
Two floors away, after getting caught and thoroughly told off by security (one more stunt like that and they’ll be thrown out of the con), Miles and Streamer wind up sitting against a wall in one of the less populated sections of the convention, both still a bit giggly with adrenaline.
“Legal, mate, I cannot believe you did that!” the taller man laughs.
“I rather surprised myself,” Miles admits, tilting his hat so he can lean his head back against the wall, “It was most out of character for how I usually am.”
This earns him a snort. “I’m not asking, but you’d best not say that sort of thing around the Sundry Others – Cindy’s already dying to pry from last year, and that’ll just add to it.”
“…should I be concerned?”
“Nah, ‘s good for her.”
“If you say so,” Miles says a touch dubiously.
“Really, it’s fine,” Streamer reassures, “She knows about boundaries, she was just a cat her last eight lives is all, and still curious enough for one this time around.”
“Ah.” Miles… isn’t quite sure what to say to that, so he changes the subject. “Your crossplay is again impressive, though how you managed to run in a kimono I don’t know.”
“Trade secret,” Streamer winks, then cups a hand to his mouth, “‘scalled ‘practice.’ I’ve worn kimonos before, cross- and cosplays.”
“Oh.” Miles falls silent again. The taller man raises a knowing eyebrow.
“C’mon, you’re allowed to ask questions still, never said you couldn’t ask about me.”
“I- I had assumed, since I’m unwilling to divulge my own-”
“And now I’m telling you it’s fine,” Streamer cuts him off, “Now spit it out, I can see it burning away in there.”
“Very well,” Miles hesitates a moment long, then- “How in the world did you get your obi tied? I’ve never managed to look it up, but everything I know indicates that it should be a two-person job, yet- what is it? What did I say?!”
Streamer’s eyes had bugged out slightly, and now he’s wheezing with laughter. “Sorry, mate, sorry, just- that is not the question I was expecting!”
His brows furrow. “What were you expecting, then?”
“Oh, you know, the usual – what’s a big, buff bloke like you doing in crossplay, why crossplay, how come your costume isn’t the exact same colour as the original character’s when I have all the other details right. That sort of thing.”
“…the first question is rude, the second I do not know you well enough to ask, and as to the third, I would think it’s obvious that you made the adjustment on purpose, as you have a far darker complexion than Cherie Kobayashi. The shade you have chosen better compliments your own skin tone, and a detail like that is more in keeping with the spirit of the character, as the Pink Princess is very averse to wearing colours that don’t suit her, regardless of her form.”
Streamer’s jaw drops. “That last one’s spot on, but almost no one ever-! You in the fashion industry or som- whoop, sorry, that just slipped out, ignore that.”
“It is well,” Miles assures him, “And, as it happens, I am not – I merely have an eye for detail when it comes to colour.”
“Bloody Nora,” the man shakes his head, “And I assume you’re taken? The perfect ones always are.”
“Taken? Taken whe- oh.” Miles turns seven shades of crimson. “I- um. I am unavailable. Romantically. Yes.”
“Shame. Well, not for you, anyway. What’re they like?”
Miles’s brain is still trying to process being- being flirted with (or, more accurately, with noticing that he is being flirted with while it’s happening, and having it done by someone who, in a world without Phoenix, might actually have a chance), so, “He’s wonderful,” slips out before he can form anything more eloquent or subtle.
…this is it, this is the end, Miles Edgeworth chooses death for real this time…
“That’s good then,” Streamer simply says, holding a folded hand out to Miles, “Fist bump to pass a little of that luck on, so I can find someone wonderful, too?”
Miles remains in the upright fetal position he’d folded himself into, the better to await the ground opening up and swallowing him whole. “You don’t want my luck, it’s terrible. Besides, that man and I are not yet… we are merely friends. It is- neither of us are in the place for a romance at the moment.”
“But it’s still a strong possibility?”
“…yes. At least, I hope so.”
“Then that’s better than my current luck,” Streamer taps knocks his fist lightly against Miles’s knee, “Come on, Legal, help a bloke out.”
“Oh very well,” Miles snorts and taps his own fist against Streamer’s, “But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
“I am well and truly warned!” the man grins, standing, then offers Miles a hand up as well, “Now, you were asking about obis…”
Notes:
He might not be interested in fanfiction or anything, but you will pry the Steel Samurai/Pink Princess (aka SakuraSpear) ship from Miles’s cold, dead hands, he is INVESTED. And almost certainly projecting on the characters subconsciously.
Chapter 73
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles sends a quick text to Maya in regards to shirt size as he and Streamer make their way to the vendors’ hall. It’s only been open an hour or so, and Miles eyes the throng warily, one hand drifting without thought to the strap of his satchel, then a little farther to clutch his bicep as well.
“Not fond of crowds, I take it?”
“Not ones as dense as this,” Miles admits, eyeing the bustling humanity with distaste. Too many chances to ruin clothes or get one’s belongings stolen, purposefully or not (Kay and his second encounter with the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have left him wary, for multiple reasons).
“Well, we can come back later, or go our separate ways and meet with the rest of the Sundry Others at that dancing workshop Fran’s so keen on.”
“I think the latter sounds preferable,” Miles answers, then raises an eyebrow, “And is the rest of the group aware that you’re using that moniker to refer to them as well as your channel?”
“Aware and thrilled,” is the laughing response, “You gave us a potential name for our little gang, Legal, and we’re all nerds. You really think we’d could pass that up?”
Given that he’s currently referring to himself as ‘the Legal Samurai’… “I suppose not.”
“Too right we couldn’t. Anyway, you’ve got a few minutes before the next set of panels starts, so you’d best be going. Cheers, mate!”
“Tschüss.” Miles touches the brim of his hat in response to Streamer’s wave, then pulls out his schedule to see if he has anything pre-marked as interesting in the current time slot…
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Maya Fey: I want a large shirt again, please!
Maya Fey: Still not sure why you sent me one in that size last time, but, turns out?
Maya Fey: I really life big t-shirts.
Maya Fey: They’re versatile – and you can wear them on top of things!
Maya Fey: Like ceremonial robes.
M Edgeworth: I take it that you are once again making me party to some sort of heresy?
Maya Fey: Oh, hey, you’re here!
Maya Fey: And nah.
Maya Fey: T-shirts didn’t exist when Kurain and its practices were founded.
Maya Fey: So no rules against them!
Maya Fey: ^U^
M Edgeworth: Use that loophole enough times and someone’s going to hang you with it.
Maya Fey: Party pooper.
Maya Fey: Anyway, don’t rain on my parade, this is my first t-shirt and I’m going to enjoy it!
M Edgeworth: I find it hard to believe that was your first one.
Maya Fey: No, really. Don’t tell anyone, but that’s actually he ‘breaking with tradition’ bit that always makes me kinda nervous – wearing non-temple clothes just ‘cause I want to, not for a case r anything. Other kids in Kurain do, we’ve got stuff that isn’t ‘temple’ but is still Kurainese style, and we have a few who wear non-traditional stuff, but I was one of the Master’s daughters, then the heir, and just- I’ve always worn the stuff you usually see me in. My casual clothes are a kimono and a couple of yukata. I just never got up the nerve to buy anything else, you know?
M Edgeworth: Oh. I see.
M Edgeworth: Why are you telling me?
Maya Fey: ‘cause you and me are in the same boat when it comes to always wearing the same thing – I figured that you’d get it.
Maya Fey: That it can be stressy to change something like this, even if you want to.
Maya Fey: And I don’t think Nick wuld get it, bless him, he likes wearing different clothes, he finds you baffling.
M Edgeworth: Only me, not you as well?
Maya Fey: I have culture on my side, you’re more noticeable.
M Edgeworth: I suppose that’s fair.
M Edgeworth: Is this why you were so keen for me to acquire last year’s shirt for you?
Maya Fey: Little bit – I thought it’d be easier if someone else got it for me.
Maya Fey: But also, SK UK is FAMOUS for its great shirt designs – I mean, did you see last years?!?
Maya Fey: The Steel Pink Power Slash attack looked amazing I don’t know who their artist is, but they sure as heck brought their A game!”
Maya Fey: If I hadn’t gotten up the nerve to wear it around here, I was gonna frame it!
M Edgeworth: …you are a most ingenious woman.
Maya Fey: I’ll take that as a compliment!
M Edgeworth: Good, it was meant as one.
Maya Fey: 8O!
Maya Fey: Does this mean we’re friends now?
M Edgeworth: Were we not friends before now?
M Edgeworth: Was I remiss in protocol in some area?
Maya Fey: …anyone else and I’d yell at you for back-sassing, but your you, so I know you’re being genuine. Ancestoral Spirits, how did I ever think you were scary?
Maya Fey: Anyway, I was joking about the ‘friends now’ question, yeah we’re friends, we have been for years, and no you don’t have to tell people officially to start being friends with them unless its friending someone on social media.
M Edgeworth: Oh.
M Edgeworth: Good.
Maya Fey: :)
Maya Fey: Anyway, sorry to drop you like this but I gotta go grab my breakfast then start prepping for a cleansing ceremony then do some master training – big day ahead of me.
M Edgeworth: Well you are the busiest woman in the world.
Maya Fey: Ugh, I KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!! How do you stop your brain from overheating?!?
M Edgeworth: Tea and Steel Samurai.
M Edgeworth: I’m given to understand that some people find meditation helpful.
Maya Fey: ….
Maya Fey: I KNEW ABOT MEDITATION, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT, WHY DID YOU THINK OF THAT BEFORE ME?!?!??!?
Maya Fey: Also thanks.
M Edgeworth: You’re welcome.
Closing the texting app on his phone, Miles begins to make his way to the vendors’ room – it’s probably been open long enough for the crowd to start thinning out, and he has a size large t-shirt to purchase for a small medium.
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“How are you not exhausted after that?” Fran pants as Miles and the rest of the Sundry Others make their way out of the large room the dancing workshop had been held in.
“I lead a life with high day-to-day physical activity,” Miles replies, offering his handkerchief so she can wipe her face off.
“Ta, luv.” She accepts, then passes it to Fan after she’s used it.
“Should have known you’d know ballroom already,” her boyfriend grins, wiping his own face, “Keep it up and you’ll have Cindy in tears by the end of con, though, for reasons mentioned last night.”
“One does not need to be nobility or royalty to know how to dance,” he replies with a pointed eyebrow. One doesn’t need to be raised by old money aristocracy, either, even if that is Miles’s reason. He can still vaguely recall the feeling of stunned horror he’d experienced when he’d been told as a boy just how many dances he’d be expected to learn so he wouldn’t disgrace the von Karma name at social functions, let alone the myriad of manners expected for every situation in high society. Moving back to Europe meant he’d had to brush up on his dancing and start attending the occasional gathering again as well if he wanted to stay in the good graces of some of the more worthwhile contacts his upbringing had garnered him. Part of why he’d agreed to join the rest of the group for this workshop in the first place – an easy method to get some practice in with actual partners as opposed to a broom handle balanced across the arms. Thank heavens that, as a busy lawyer and an adopted von Karma, he can get away with attending a minimum of these events without causing too much of a stir…
“I still say it should have been a traditional Japanese dance workshop instead of ballroom,” Shirley grumbles, “There’s way more of that in the show.”
“Yeah, but everyone loves the Autumn Leaves Ball mini-arc and promo art,” Fan counters cheerfully, “And you’re just mad because y’ have two left feet and Cindy didn’t want to dance with you on account of it.”
“…I need to use my feet all weekend,” Cindy mumbles, blushing, “If it was Sunday and I was going to be sitting down tomorrow, I’d have done it.”
“I’m sitting between Zap and Fran for supper.”
“They’ll have cleared it up by then,” Fan informs Miles quietly, “She’s not as open about it as, but Shirley’s just as big a hopeless romantic as Cindy, and she always gets sulky when the power of love fails to improve her dancing skills.”
“Ah.”
“Yeah. Anyhow, what should I do with this?” he holds up Miles’s handkerchief, “I’d give it back, but it’s a bit manky now, what with the sweat and all.”
“Do whatever you like with it,” Miles shrugs, “I have extras.”
“You’re joking.”
“Resigned,” he corrects, “They’re the one thing I always manage to lose or misplace, to the point that it’s easier to plan for it than to attempt to prevent their loss.”
“Oof. Well, better than your keys or something.”
“True enough.”
They continue to talk of nothing in particular as they make their way out of the convention center in search of supper.
Notes:
alex-r-kingston over on tumblr did a wonderful picture of Sebastian in the outfit he wears in this fic, check it out, because they somehow entered my head and pulled out exactly what I was picturing for it! 8O <3
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“Aw, this brings back memories!”
Miles groans, rubs a hand across his face, then blinks blearily up at Zap. Wha- why…? Oh. “Schiesse.” He fell asleep in a chair of the Sundry Others’ hotel room again.
“Hey, at least you got to use your room Thursday night,” the yellow-haired woman offers with a grin that’s more cheeky than sympathetic, “You want to borrow a razor or go back to your room?”
“My room,” he runs a hand through his hair, then retrieves his hat from where it’s fallen on the floor and stretches, “Clean clothes and- wait, where did I put my phone-?!”
“Group charger,” Zap gestures at a small hub of electronics connected to a surge protector by various cables, “I thought this might happen, so I brought a spare cord this year – you hooked it up yourself last night.”
Oh yes, the memory comes back to him now. And indeed, there’s his cellphone in its usual dark case, distinguished only by the deep scratch mark along its back (that had been an… interesting trial). “Again, you have my gratitude for that.”
Zap snorts. “Gods, you’re killing Cindy this year, you know that, right? All pocket handkerchiefs and posh manners and fancy phrasing. You sure you’re not turning it all up a few degrees just to tease her a bit?”
“I assure you,” Miles says, stiff but quiet in deference to the fact that everyone else still seems to be asleep, “This is simply how I am.”
“Here now, no need to fuss,” she raises a placating hand, “It’s just a bit funny to me personally – you’ve got them all more curious about you in the few days grand total we’ve interacted than I have in the years I’ve been hanging out with them.”
“Are you disappointed I’ve stolen your thunder?”
“Nah,” she shakes her head, “Both have our reasons for staying private, don’t we? I’m just better at it ‘n you are.”
Miles… would really like to argue in his own defense, but he has a feeling she’s right in this case, so he switches topics instead. “I’m going to return to my room to freshen up – will you let them know that I’ll meet you all in the auditorium for the big announcement?”
“Could do – or we could both grab breakfast together first and theorize more about what they’re going to announce, and I’ll just leave ‘em a note. You could freshen up after.”
…
Oh why not? “That sounds a most agreeable start to the day.”
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The auditorium is crowded, humming with barely held back excitement as the assembled fans theorize and speculate and sit in tense silence, according to personal preference. It’s a bit of a relief to be sitting with the Sundry Others, Streamer to his left and Fran to his right, an excited thrum of anticipation in his chest. He’s never been present at an announcement like this – heard about them after, watched a video or two of what happened, but it’s an entirely different sensation to be sitting here, in the actual crowd, satchel clutched to his chest. He’s too tense to join in the cheers when Joyce Bmery, the franchise’s new producer, walks out onto the stage with a microphone and- oh.
Oh yes, of course.
It hadn’t even occurred to him that this might have anything to do with Larry’s secret revelation that the Steel Samurai stage show is getting an official filmed release. He sits back in his seat again – excited as the rest of the auditorium is, he can’t quite join in, since to him it’s not news. Well, let this be a lesson to him on the dangers of spoilers-
“Now, I can tell what you’re all thinking,” Ms. Bmery holds up her microphone again as the crowd begins to quiet down, “This is something a lot of you have been asking for for a couple of years now, and it’s exciting… but is a film release of the stage show really worth all of the hype we did for this event?” She holds up a hand, wavers it back and forth as she wrinkles her nose, “Hard to say – I know that last announcement probably just made your month for some of you, and that’s great!
“But, personally, I think we put a lot of time and money into all that publicity, and this just doesn’t feel like quite a big enough deal to have been worth the budget we gave our marketing department for it. So I asked Sal if he had anything else I could bring with me to show you all, and it turns out he had just the thing! A cute li’l pet project he’s been working on for awhile now. Hope you all like it!”
She holds up a remote with the hand not occupied by her microphone and clicks it, walking to the side of the stage as a screen lowers behind her, the lights going out as it does.
Music starts playing.
A title appears on the screen.
And the entire auditorium, Miles included, collectively loses its mind.
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M Edgeworth: MMYA!
M Edgeworth: MAYA!
M Edgeworth: IT’S HAPPENING [WE DREAMED TOO SMALL I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS REAL]!!!
Maya Fey: Holy flip your using all caps, who- actually given our histories I’m not asking tht.
Maya Fey: Partially not tempting fate partially because I know death isn’t enough to get you to use all caps or misspell my name, or accidentally switch languages on me, let alone all three.
M Edgeworth: MISS FEY THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Maya Fey: You’re using multiple exclaimation points and this frightens me.
Maya Fey: What was in that announcement?!
M Edgeworth: THE TEMPERING! IT’S HAPPENING!!!
Maya Fey: The tempering? What’s that supposed to mean- wait.
Maya Fey: Wait a minute.
Maya Fey: YOU MEAN IRON INFANT: THE TEMPERING?!??!?!?
M Edgeworth: JAWOHL! JA!
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: YES!
Maya Fey: But that wzs only a rumour – one that died after that thing that didn’t happen happened!
Maya Fey: WE’RE ACTUALLY GETTING A MOVIE?!?
M Edgeworth: NO!
Maya Fey: …what?
M Edgeworth: SEASONS!
M Edgeworth: A SERIES!
M Edgeworth: AT LEAST TWO SEASONS!!!
M Edgeworth: CONFIRMED!!!
M Edgeworth: PRODUCTION HAS ALREADY BEGUN! WILL POWERS AND CHERIE KOBAYASHI ARE REPRIZING THEIR ROLES AND JOHN MARSH IS JOINING THEM AS THE IRON INFANT, IN PART DUE TO HOW WELL HE AND MR. POWERS WORKED TOGETHER IN THE MOOZILLA MOVIE!!!
M Edgeworth: I still can’t believe they made that, but it’s yielding excellent fruit now.
M Edgeworth: Maya?
M Edgeworth: Maya, are you still there?
M Edgeworth: …do I need to call for help?
M Edgeworth: If you don’t respond soon I’m calling the Temple’s scheduling services and telling them you need help.
Maya Fey: No don’t I’m okay!
Maya Fey: I jist scremed really loud at your news.
Maya Fey: *just screamed
Maya Fey: Anyway I just had to finish reassuring Sister Bikini and Pearly and everyone that I wasn’t being murdered.
Maya Fey: Or kidnapped.
Maya Fey: Or forcibly possessed.
Maya Fey: Or some combo of the three.
Maya Fey: Again.
Maya Fey: ….
Maya Fey: Typing it out lke that brings into sharp relief that there’s a way higher rate of danger in my life than is normal.
Maya Fey: And I’m not okay with that.
M Edgeworth: You’re not alone in that.
M Edgeworth: In regards to the dangerous life, not being ‘okay’ with it, and also not being ‘okay’ with your life’s danger level specifically.
M Edgeworth: There was a point where Wright was really quite scared that you were either going to send him bald or cause his hair to match mine in colour.
Maya Fey: XD Aw, poor Nick, he worries too much.
M Edgeworth: You give him just cause.
Maya Fey: And you don’t? ;P
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: …call it a draw, quantity versus severity.
Maya Fey: Severity? How are you
Maya Fey: Oh right – that note you left.
Maya Fey: I still can’t believe he foragev you for that.
Maya Fey: *forgave (wow, I cannot type today!)
M Edgeworth: I cannot believe it myself most days.
M Edgeworth: But I am very grateful that he did.
Maya Fey: Awww, you like him. :)
M Edgeworth: Perhaps.
M Edgeworth: :)
Maya Fey: Well lookit you, being all cute and emotionally competent.
M Edgeworth: I will agree to only one of those descriptors!
Maya Fey: Okay okay geez.
Maya Fey: You’re just cute.
Maya Fey: Emotionally you’re a mess.
M Edgeworth: MISS FEY!
Maya Fey: XD XD XD
Maya Fey: Sorry Edgeworth, you make it too easy sometimes!
Maya Fey: Anyway, real talk now, I want details on the new show…
Chapter 75
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“All right, out with it.”
Miles looks up from his menu with a puzzled frown. “I beg your pardon?”
Zap has her chin propped in her hands and is regarding him across the table while Fan and Shirley argue about whether it’s worth a potential trip to the hospital to find out exactly how Khura’inese ‘very spicy’ cuisine compares to the ‘very spicy’ of other cultures’ food they’ve tried over the years. “You barely reacted to that first announcement, about the stage show getting a Blu-ray and DVD release.”
“Didn’t y’ mention that y’ collect boxed sets and special releases?” Fran turns her attention from her boyfriend to their conversation.
“Yeah, that’s what I thought as well,” Zap agrees, leaning forward, “So you should have been quite excited about that. But you looked almost disappointed. Why?”
…well, they know about it now, and Larry doesn’t mind people talking about him, especially if it’s not about what a walking disaster he can be, so, “I already knew about it – it was indeed a disappointment to think that the main announcement was something I already knew of.”
“Wait, you knew?!” now Streamer’s turned to them, “Legal, mate, how? They keep that stuff real quiet, and our fandom’s pretty good about not hunting for leaks!”
“I have a friend involved with the stage play,” Miles shrugs, “He knows of my interest, so he informed me on the understanding that I would keep it to myself until the matter became public knowledge.”
“Oh. That’s neat. Who’s your friend?”
“His name is Larry- wait, no,” Miles puts a finger to his right temple as he recalls that the artist never uses his real name for public venues related to the arts, “He has a pseudonym he uses at times. Lawrence- no, Laurice. He goes by the name Laurice, and some French-sounding last name he dreamed up.” Satisfied that he has successfully relayed all necessary information, Miles returns to his menu.
“Laurice- that wouldn’t be Laurice Deauxnim you’re talking about, would it, Legal?”
Miles vaguely notes that Streamer’s voice has gained a somewhat strangled quality for some reason. “Yes, that’s the name – I can never recall it for some reason.” Now, is he feeling adventurous enough to try goat, or should he stick with lamb…?
“You know Laurice Deauxnim?!?”
“Yes, that’s what I just-” his testy response is cut short as he looks up to find himself surrounded by a ring of slack jaws. “…is something amiss?”
“Is somethin’ a-?! You know the Secret Samurai!!” Fran hisses, leaning forward so her voice doesn’t carry to other tables.
“I beg your pardon, the who?”
“Laurice Deauxnim,” Fan chips in, “Nicknamed the Secret Samurai by the fandom because he’s the only person other than Will Powers to play the Steel Samurai in an official production!” he gleams with excited trivia, “And because no one knows who he really is! He just… showed up in 2019, did the stage play, and disappeared, no interviews, no comments, not a peep! Everyone who likes the play is super curious about him, and a good portion of the rest of the fandom as well, and you know him?!? What’s he- no, wait, backing off, calming down, not going all psycho-fan on you, but- but still! You actually know him?!?”
…Miles has somehow entered a reality where Larry of all people is apparently a popular figure of mystery. The mind boggles. …no, that’s not being fair, the stage show had been wonderful, Miles himself had been very impressed until he found out who exactly was playing his hero. After which he had rightly- …no, not rightly. It’s been long enough and he’s grown enough that he can admit the mental jarring of having discovered he’d felt admiration towards Larry had gotten to him, and he’d lashed out at the man far more harshly than he’d deserved for simply surprising Miles.
…he probably owes the artist an apology for that, especially with how he’d never held it against Miles…
“Legal, mate? You still in there?”
“Yes,” he shakes his head to clear it, “Simply rebuilding part of my world view…”
“You… really didn’t know about that?” Cindy cocks her head to the side, “But… you’re such a trivia guy.”
“About the setting, the characters, the story,” Miles spreads his hands in a shrug, “I have not delved too deeply into the, er, ‘fandom’ portion of the series.”
The romantic stares at him with a blank expression. “You’re trying to break me with all these clashing signals you’re sending out, aren’t you? Well guess what, I made a vow before this convention started and I will not be broken-!!!”
Shirley mooshes her girlfriend’s face into her chest in one smooth movement. “Please forgive her, she proofreads romance novels for a living and it addles the brain after awhile.”
“I like my job!” comes the muffled protest.
“I know you do, sweet, that’s part of why I love you.”
“Is he really that popular?” Miles leans forward on his arms as he returns the conversation to its earlier topic.
“You have seen the play, right?”
He has to concede that one.
“Did you see it on YouTube or live?” Fran asks eagerly, “Ooooo~ did you get his signature?”
“Um, live. And yes.”
“Lucky.”
…probably best not to mention that he’d almost thrown said signature out, then caved at the last moment because, in spite of everything, it was still the Steel Samurai’s signature, and he hadn’t gotten Will Powers’s Steel Samurai signature until he’d run into him again during the Moozilla case, so he’d just… kept it. “Not particularly – we’ve known each other a long time.”
“Um, excuse me?”
The entire group looks up to see a tired and vaguely frazzled waitress watching them with an expression of wary frustration.
“I’m sorry, we’re just really busy tonight and I’ve been waiting for a bit, so if you’re ready to order…?”
“Of course,” Fan hops in instantly with an apologetic smile, picking up his menu, “We’ll start with an order of ‘Noodles to burn the sun’ with pork and very spicy-”
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In spite of Streamer’s dire mutterings, neither Fan nor Shirley make themselves ill, require a trip to the hospital, or spontaneously combust, though the last one seems a close thing.
“Okay, so, Khura’in is currently winning the unofficial international spice-off,” Shirley comments like her nose and eyes aren’t still streaming from the heat of her meal.
“Noted,” Fan says, making some marks in a small red book before tucking it away again, “Also, anyone up for some ice cream? Call me crazy, but I’m suddenly in the mood.”
“I wonder why,” Fran rolls her eyes at him from where she’s leaning on his arm.
Consensus is finally reached on buying some pints of ice cream from a local grocery store and then eating them back in the Sundry Others’ room, whereupon conversation turns back to the excitement everyone is still feeling over the new series, the stage show’s film release, and the unexpected discovery of the ‘Secret Samurai’s’ true identity.
…one of the advantages of not being publicly himself, Miles is slowly discovering, is that no one has a knee-jerk inclination to be overly judgmental about how or what he eats, not even when he’s indulging the sweet tooth he generally denies having when he can, especially in public. Indeed, his speculative examination of a bottle of chocolate syrup located near the ice cream brings a consensus of approval and the inclusion of both it and a can of whipped cream in the final purchase.
The sheer amount of sugar he consumes over the following conversation back at the hotel is also probably the main reason Miles is awake enough to stagger himself out of his customary chair and towards the door, a buzzy sort of tingling in his nerves that overlays a rather deep exhaustion from the day’s events, hopefully just enough to get him to his own bed, maybe get his jeans off first, or at least his shoes-
“Say, Legal? You got a moment?”
Miles looks back to where Streamer’s caught the room door before it can close behind him. “Yes?”
“I- um,” the other man scratches the back of his head, mumbles something that sounds a bit like ‘-re satisfying with hair,’ then apparently plucks up his courage and looks Miles in the eye. “I was wondering if you’d be all right asking your mate Lau- ah, Larry if he’d be willing to do an interview with me. For my YouTube channel. Just, y’ know. Answer a few questions for me or something. Because there’s things people have been wondering about him and I just- I understand if you say no, I just- opportunities like this don’t come every day and I had to ask-”
He stumbles to a halt as Miles holds up a hand, then rubs his forehead in an attempt to get enough neurons firing in the same general vicinity to form an answer. “I see no harm in asking him – I cannot say what his answer will be, but I doubt he’d be offended-”
“Offended?” Streamer interrupts, confused, “Why would he- I mean, I thought it might be presumptuous to ask, since I don’t know you that well, and he’s probably busy with work and all.”
“If there is one thing Larry likes to do, it’s talk,” Miles says with the finality of one who has known Larry Butz since first grade and who also realizes that if he does not complete this conversation soon, he’s going to be sleeping on an armchair again, “And I doubt he’s too busy at the moment.” He does not say that it’s probably not worth Streamer’s time, unless Streamer knows which village Larry is currently depriving of its idiot by living in Los Tokyo, because he’s being nice. “I’ll text him in the morning if you like.”
“I- are you sure-?”
“Quite sure, it’s no trouble,” Miles assures him, then considers, “However if the resulting interacting displeases you, I take no responsibility for it.”
“No, no, not at all, that would be brilliant,” the taller man beams, even going so far as to give Miles a jovial clap on the shoulder, “Thanks Legal, mate. Looks like that luck you gave me’s already taking effect!”
“Thank me later,” Miles mumbles, voice dark with memories of near-disaster.
Streamer just laughs and wishes him good-night, and Miles shrugs and successfully makes his way to his room without bumping into any walls, just managing to leave himself a note to text Larry in the morning before he falls onto his bed and into dreams…
Notes:
Surprise again, the stage show coming up wasn’t just a bait and switch after all! ;D
Chapter 76
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles wakes up early the next morning, early enough that it’s not even midnight yet in Japanafornia, and decides to be proactive and contact Larry about the potential interview.
M Edgeworth: Are you awake?
Larry B: 8O Edgy, hi! Yeah, I’m up, what’s up?
M Edgeworth: I have a strange request.
Larry B: No kidding! Isn’t it super late for you? Is it a case? Do you need Nick or Dick or Trucy-Lucy or your son?
M Edgeworth: It’s morning for me, and no, none of
M Edgeworth: I do not have a child, Larry.
Larry B: You don’t?
M Edgeworth: I believe I would remember participating in the necessary activities.
Larry B: Oh.
Larry B: Oh!
Larry B: Sweet, Maya owes me $20, I knew you were a virgin!
M Edgeworth: ….
Larry B: Crap, I didn’t mean to tell you that, pls fon’t kill me, Edgy, I have so much to live for!
M Edgeworth: Such as?
Larry B: Uh.
Larry B: Well, there’s this new protein shake I want to try – Suzy told me about it, and it sounds good!
Larry B: Oh! And I’m in looooooove, and Suzy would be sad if you killed me!
Larry B: And Trucy would probably miss me.
Larry B: And so would Dick.
Larry B: And maybe Nick, too.
Larry B: ….
Larry B: I can’t think of anything else. TTnTT
M Edgeworth: Your mother, perhaps?
Larry B: Nah, Maya can help me talk to her if I need her to.
Larry B: Though I WOULD PREFER TO BE ALIVE TO FINA-
Larry B: OH WAIT!!!
Larry B: If I’m dead, I can’t do that thing you want me to do for you!
M Edgeworth: I would like to remind you are the one who brought death into the conversation, not I.
M Edgeworth: And the fact that I have not fathered a child does not automatically indicate that I have not participated in such activities without procreation in mind.
Larry B: ….
Larry B: …Edgy, if you have not tried to make a baby, you have not had sex. Your too romancy and not casual-sexy enough.
Larry B: Unless you finally asked Nick.
Larry B: Edgy?
Larry B: Edgy?
Larry B: Miles?
Larry B: Oh crap, I didn’t just kick start your gay awakening, did I?
Larry B: …you remember how I can’t do that thing you wanted to ask me to do if you kill me, right?
Miles takes a deep, calming breath and does his best to recover from getting Larryed first thing in the morning. He should get a commendation for letting the subject drop this easily, he really should…
M Edgeworth: …just stop speculating on my sex life, Larry.
Larry B: Can do!!!!!!
Larry B: So, what can I do you for?
M Edgeworth: I have a friend who would like to interview you for his web series.
Larry B: Why?
M Edgeworth: For your involvement in the Steel Samurai stage show (the film was formally announced yesterday).
Larry B: ….
Larry B: Same question.
M Edgeworth: The fans are curious about you.
M Edgeworth: And… despite what I said at the time.
M Edgeworth: You did a very good job with the role.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: It was very rude of me to say or imply otherwise.
Larry B: 8O EDGY!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
M Edgeworth: Will Powers is still the only true Steel Samurai, though!!
Larry B: Well DUH! Guy’s a genius!
Larry B: Working in a full-face mask is HARD and he makes you forget he’s wearing one, 20/10, I only got the role because he didn’t want to do stage!
Larry B: And sure I can do an interview for your friend (lookit you, making friends all on your own! <3) but not until the films out – it’s in my contract.
Larry B: And Ive got to keep my face hidden while I do it!
M Edgeworth: …that was in the contract?
Larry B: No, it’s the code of the Steel Samurau – you never see his face! It’s part of the mystery! What if I showed my face and artists started drawing him looking like me instead of how they see him or how Mr. Powers looks!
Larry B: It would be sad, Edgy!
Larry B: SAD!!!!
Larry B: TTnTT
M Edgeworth: Very well, I doubt any of that will be objectionable to them.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Please do not mention my name to them, or what I do for a living.
M Edgeworth: I have not told them.
Larry B: Worried about how they’ll react to finding out you prosecuted Mr. Powers for murder?
M Edgeworth: …I wasn’t.
Larry B: Oops.
Larry B: Sorry.
Larry B: I won’t tell, promise.
Larry B: What do they call you?
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: The Legal Samurai. Legal for short.
Larry B: AWWWWWWW~ YOUR USING THE CHARACTER TRUCY-LUCY’S MADE FOR YOU THAT’S CUTE!!!
Larry B: Oop, gota go, just noticed the time, two commissions to fiish and a clock to get running by tomorrow, give your friend my number, bye!!!
M Edgeworth: Tschüss.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Thank-you.
OoOoOoOoO
“You know, I really did think someone would ask about legal things,” Streamer comments as the convention draws to a close, after the font of excitement and gratitude released by Miles giving him Larry’s number dies down, “Been getting questions ‘bout you and whether you’re real or not all year I have, and now we’re here and you’re available? Nothing!”
“It’s a niche interest,” Miles shrugs, not particularly disappointed about getting to avoid casual conversation with more strangers, “And the new show and pending announcement of it beforehand rather has been the talk of the convention.”
“Yeah, but it would have been nice – doesn’t do much for my credibility if everyone thinks I’m making you up,” the taller man points out with a sigh.
Miles hesitates for a moment, then, “…you have my e-mail address now. I… would not be adverse to answering the occasional question. If only to prove that you have access to someone who can answer such things.”
“That would be brilliant, actually – thanks!” Streamer offers a hand to shake, which Miles does, “So much for giving me bad luck, eh?”
“Wait, bad luck?” Fran speeds up a few steps from where she’s been talking to Shirley behind them, “What’s this about bad luck?”
“Oh, on Friday Legal here-” Streamer starts, then cuts himself off with a glance at Miles, “It alright if I share what you told me?”
“You may as well.”
“Cheers, mate. Well, as I was saying, it was Friday – right after we’d separated from you, as it happens…”
Miles listens as the other man relays the events, his own eyes on Cindy as she works to not spontaneously combust with the revelation. By the end of it she’s distinctly twitching and, amusing and appreciated as her restraint has been, this is beginning to feel… cruel. So, once Streamer has finished, “You may as well say something,” he comments, “This is growing painful to observe.”
“No,” she grits out, “I made a promise and I’m keeping it! You don’t want us prying into your personal life, so I won’t.”
That is a truly admirable level of resolve, if he is honest, and, somehow, it makes him feel bolder. “What about this, then: you claim I am an enigma, a contradiction. But all mysteries have answers if properly examined. If you can figure me out – without resorting to the internet – I will give you all the answers you desire. How does that sound?”
“So… I’d just be going off of stuff you’ve mentioned and that I’ve seen you do?”
“Correct.”
“Can I ask the rest of the group for help?”
“Any member of the Sundry Others currently present, but none of you are allowed to use the internet for this.”
“What about e-mail?” she asks, a shrewd look in her eyes, “That uses the internet.”
“E-mail, texting, and the like are all acceptable, but no databases or online libraries or anything of the sort.”
“Done!” and she thrusts out her hand to shake on it, “But I’m not starting until after Con is over!”
“Very well,” he takes her hand, “I wish you luck.”
“Cindy… are you sure you’re okay with this?” Shirley asks, concern evident in her voice, “This could take forever, or you might never guess.”
“Shirley, sweetheart, darling, love of my life,” her girlfriend clasps their hands together with eyes sparkling, “I’ve got a real, live gentleman who’s just challenged me to solve the secret of his mysterious past – this is possibly the best trope that’s ever happened to me!”
“Sweetheart, you keep looking at me like that and I’m going to kiss you in public.”
“Then kiss me in public!”
“Protective barrier, everyone,” Streamer announces with a bemused tone, and Miles finds himself pulled into a loose, outward-facing circle around the two women.
“Is this really necessary? I am aware that some are still… unenlightened in regards to certain areas of romance, but even so-”
“Nah, it’s not harassment we’re looking out for,” Fran says from his left, “Unfortunately they’re used to that.”
“Then what-?”
“Opportunistic photographers who think kissing in public equals permission to take a picture,” she replies darkly, “Especially if they’re in cosplay.”
“…it’s against convention rules and policy to take photographs of others without verbal consent, regardless of the activities the other person is undertaking.”
“Aw, you’re sweet.”
“I am not!”
OoOoOoOoO
The convention once again ends with a strange assortment of feelings, like waking from a dream. Relief at returning to more familiar territory again is evident, but there is a touch of wistfulness as well. If SteelKon had been a dream, it was a pleasant one, though also disorienting to return from. The key difference is, perhaps, that this year he has agreed to maintain a tentative contact with Streamer. While sensible inside the convention center’s walls, outside of them it is nothing short of terrifying. Save Larry, and perhaps Maya, Miles has no friends outside the legal world, and has certainly never thought to attempt one such as this before. He’s not sure he’s even capable of it, perhaps this was a bad idea-
He stops, plants his feet, and breathes until colour starts returning to his vision again. He is a capable, intelligent man, able to both learn and change. The fact that this situation is new and uncomfortable does not make it impossible. If it doesn’t work, better to have tried and failed than to have not tried at all.
Still, probably best to mention this to Dr. Heilen at his next session.
Notes:
Miles is sure that he is friends with Maya, he’s just not sure as whether she counts as part of the legal world or not at this point.
Also, wildfey over on tumblr did a great picture of their interpretation of the Sundry Others with Miles at SteelKon, and you should definitely take a look! They also did some really awesome art for the Ace Attorney Avatar AU I’m playing with over on tumblr, and it’s in the same post and it’s also wonderful!
Chapter 77
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Miles’s visit to Dr. Heilen helps him calm his nerves again in regards to initiating further contact with new friends, and also addresses a minor, yet also vastly more important issue: he really has no idea what to get Trucy for her birthday this year. It’s nearly September and, given how long it can take items to ship… he needs to find something within the next few weeks if he wishes for it to reach her in time.
Dr. Heilen’s suggestion is simple: ask the girl herself if there is anything she would like. (And the lack of judgement on the good therapist’s part when Miles blurts out, “That’s allowed?!” in response to this is greatly appreciated.)
So now he’s sent her a text enquiring about just that, with the added request that it not be something that will leave her father cross with him. Time differences being what they are, and accounting for the fact that Trucy likely needs to consider her answer before forming a response, it understandably takes her some time to reply.
…there were instances when being less socially aware was so much easier than his current status, he didn’t used to have concerns about whether he’d broken one of those rules of social etiquette that he never learned thanks to Manfred’s upbringing simply due to the fact that someone is taking an understandable amount of time to respond to a text. At least his discipline remains strong enough that he manages to prevent the situation from distracting him from his work. Though this state of discipline becomes harder to maintain when his cellphone buzzes to alert him of a received text mid-investigation. While the presumed response is welcome, the distraction it brings with it is not.
Especially in this instance, actually, as it turns of the defense attorney Ylva Holmes has started traveling again, and her path has led her to Anwaltsstadt just in time to get hired for this trial. Not only is she relentless in her hunts for justice, her family is of a social standing that means she’s known Miles since he was newly-arrived in Europe and still wearing short trousers to social functions. This, combined with a bit more than half a decade of experience on him, ensures that it will be an intense trial, though thankfully her husband and their pack of children and canines have remained in England this time.
…actually, he’d prefer to be facing her husband. While both have his respect as lawyers (at least now), Jonathan Holmes is a calmer being, drawn to the scientific method and deductive reasoning. Ylva… if Franziska had become a defense attorney with the penchant and sheer energy to rescue three greyhounds and have children on top of an active legal career, and possibly spent a year in the dales hunting rabbits with her teeth, the result might have been something like Ylva Holmes. She’s the sort of person that makes one truly understand why werewolves were once thought to be real. Then again, her family has always been reputed to be strange – her siblings are no better, for all Helge seems so at first, and with the sort of man their great grandfather was, well…
At least Ms. Glott seems to be getting along well enough working as the woman’s translator while she’s here.
In any event, it’s something of a relief to be finally get a few minutes to check Trucy’s reply.
Trucy W: Actually, there IS something I’d like that you can get me that won’t upset Daddy.
Trucy W: But I don’t know if you’ll want to.
Trucy W: It’s kind of weird.
M Edgeworth: How so?
Trucy W: Oh you’re here!
Trucy W: Are you okay, normally you text back really fast!
M Edgeworth: Merely busy with an investigation.
Trucy W: Is it a hard one?
M Edgeworth: It does not appear to be, but my opponent in this trial is not without skill.
Trucy W: Whoa! That good?!?
M Edgeworth: Quite.
Trucy W: Daddy told me about European courts, are you going to be okay?
M Edgeworth: Her sister is the active fighter in that family – Mrs. Holmes relies on force of personality.
Trucy W: Oh. That’s okay then.
M Edgeworth: She has a fair amount of personality.
M Edgeworth: In any case, we were discussing your birthday?
Trucy W: Oh right!
Trucy W: ….
Trucy W: This will sound weird.
M Edgeworth: Well now I am intrigued.
Trucy W: Intrigued?
M Edgeworth: A fancy word for very curious.
Trucy W: Oh! …I’m saving that one, that’s a good magician sort of word!
M Edgeworth: You’re stalling.
Trucy Wright: Daddy’s right, you’re too smart for your own good.
M Edgeworth: The sentiment is appreciated, but you continue to stall.
Trucy W: ….
Trucy W: ….
Trucy W: ….
Trucy W: Could I have one of your jackets? One of the old pinkish-red ones you don’t wear in public anymore?
M Edgeworth: Why in the world would you want such a thing?
Trucy W: …I used to get to play with all the old costume pieces and stuff at Troupe Gramarye. It was fun. And your suits are a nice colour.
M Edgeworth: Oh.
M Edgeworth: I see no reason to deny this.
M Edgeworth: Very well, if this is what you wish.
Trucy W: YES PLEASE!!!
Trucy W: Thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth! <3 <3 <3
M Edgeworth: I doubt an old coat is worth quite this much gratitude, but you are most welcome.
Trucy W: How are you and Daddy both so smart and so silly at the same time???
M Edgeworth: In your father’s case, at least, through years of practice.
Trucy W: That’s mean. XD
M Edgeworth: Perhaps. I’m afraid I cannot remain to support my argument or plead my own case, however – I have delayed my investigation long enough.
Trucy W: 8O! Why are you even talking to me that’s important and also your job get back to work I could have waited!
M Edgeworth: My job is to help ensure that the truth is revealed, and this is a truth: you are also as important.
Trucy W: -///-*
Trucy W: Thank you.
M Edgeworth: You are welcome.
Trucy W: Now go do your job!!!
M Edgeworth: As you command.
OoOoOoOoO
Well, that’s Trucy’s birthday present sorted, no need to worry about it anymore.
…
…Miles finds himself on his computer during his lunch break the last day of August, purposefully looking up unusual card decks. While giving Trucy what she has requested is no issue, the idea of her knowing entirely what she is receiving ahead of time brings to mind his birthdays in the von Karma mansion, more rote than joy to them. And he can’t think of anything else to get her but more playing cards – Phoenix and Larry (and now Trucy) were always the creative ones, not him. Anyway, the same gift three years in a row makes it a tradition instead of repetitive…
Doesn’t it?
He certainly hopes so, because he ends up unable to choose between three equally promising decks, two for their shapes and one for its pictures, and ends up purchasing all three with the plan to put two of them away for coming years. They should hopefully be enjoyable for her – Trucy has made tricks that tell whole fight scenes with her Steel Samurai deck, and her traditional German deck has become one of her go-to props when she’s entertaining people one-on-one. With any luck, these will give her ideas for more new tricks to experiment with.
It is also with great care that he selects exactly which of his old jackets to send her. They’re the pieces generally left in the best condition of his old suits, as he doesn’t tend to wear them around the apartment as much as the other parts, but he doesn’t want to inadvertently gift her an especially shabby one. Eventually he decides on one with a long gash down the arm from a combination of poor footing and unfortunately pointed wrought iron. Thankfully his jacket sleeve had been the only thing to take damage in that fall, but his tailor hadn’t been able to entirely hide the resulting seam when he’d gotten it mended, thus rendering it unsuitable (ha!) for public use.
Choice made, he folds it to wrap, then, on a whim, unfolds it again and slips one of the card decks into the inner pocket, the set shaped and decorated to look like sakura petals on the back. There, hidden cards and flowers all in one, that should be a pleasant surprise for her. The jacket is refolded, placed in a box, wrapped (he’s beginning to get the hang of gift wrapping), packaged, and sent before the first week of September is finished. There, that’s done.
At least next year will be easier – eleven is followed by twelve, after all, and he’s certain that Franziska will not only share his opinion on this but be happy to collaborate for once. After all, this will not be a competition, simply the von Karma way…
Notes:
While not wildly important, I do feel the need to mention that Ilva Holmes is also eleven years older than Miles – he’s 28 at the moment and she’s 39. We needed some more older lawyers.
Also, lottie-emie over on tumblr has done a wonderful picture of Miles all stubbly and scruffy from his unexpected stay in jail during the London arc, so you can go here if you want to take a look!
21 April 2021 edit: This chapter came out WAY before the Great Ace Attorney got its localization announcement, so in this setting we still had Sherlock Holmes and his various colleagues, rather than Herlock Sholmes.
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September 2021
Autumn begins with a bout of weather so fine that it’s only common sense to go for a stroll and some light photography in Volkspark. A year’s practice and Miles feels like he’s finally mastered posing the Pink Princess to her full potential, though pictures of her interacting with the Steel Samurai are still difficult. While a well-made pair of figures, they’re both still quite light – uneven ground can be difficult to get them to stand on, a stiff breeze can knock them over, and getting them balanced long enough to take a picture while they are in contact with one another can be miserably difficult.
Oh he’s gotten such pictures – let it never be said that Miles Edgeworth is not a perfect equal to Phoenix Wright when it comes to tenacity – but it can be a very wearing process. Thus he is sitting on a park bench in the sunlight, tired but triumphant, when the phone call comes.
“Guten Tag?”
“Gooten tag!” Phoenix replies cheerfully.
“Ah, Wright – wait a moment,” Miles does a quick mental calculation, “It’s six in the morning for you, and you’re working late afternoons and nights! What are you doing up at this time?!”
“Last night we had our first high roller at the Borscht since I became their champ – they kept me playing really late, so I got today off. Which is good, ‘cause I’m too wired to sleep just yet.”
“I take it you won?”
“Haven’t lost yet! But oof, it’s different playing against high level players than more casual ones, waaaaaaaay more intense. Really glad I’m salaried instead of taking a cut of what I win or something – between the adrenaline and the money, I can see why people self-destruct on this.”
Miles tenses. “You’re not-”
“Nah, don’t worry,” Phoenix cuts him off comfortably, “I like poker, and I like winning, but you get the same rush working a case and getting your client rightfully declared innocent. It’s not as guaranteed that I’ll pull it off, but it’s more satisfying. Because I helped someone.”
This relieves some of the stiffness from Miles’s shoulders. “So the legal world need not fear losing you to poker?”
“Definitely not,” the man confirms, “I’d’ve gotten thrown out of Vegas years ago if that was going to happen.”
And there’s the tension back- “You’re cheating-?!”
“Technically? No,” his voice is smug, “But even the top sixteen poker players in the world can’t claim they’re undefeated.”
“Then how…?”
“Well, as I’ve said before: I’m very good at poker, it is one of my talents. And playing against Trucy, heck, just living with Trucy in general means you get better at hiding and spotting… tells..” the man trails off into stunned silence for some reason, then, “Oh. Oh dang, Edgeworth, I’m stealing your word!”
“What?”
“EUREKA! Miles, I think I just cracked the Trucy code! I’ll call you back later, she’ll be up for school soon!”
“What? Wait, Wright, what’s going on-?”
It’s too late, he’s hung up. Miles takes the phone from his ear and stares at it in disgust for a moment, then severs the call on his end as well. Honestly, that man…
OoOoOoOoO
P Wright: Body language!!!
M Edgeworth: What?
P Wright: Body language! That’s how Trucy’s such a little human lie detector, she’s reading peoples’ body language, reacting to their tells! That’s why she gets it wrong sometimes, because some emotions cause similar physical reactions, and why it’s harder for her to do on video calls and impossible on the phone – if she can’t see the person properly, she can’t read their body language!!!
M Edgeworth: Mein Gott.
P Wright: Yawol!!
M Edgeworth: It’s spelt ‘ja wohl,’ but you used it correctly, so I’ll let it stand.
P Wright: Woo!
P Wright: And all that time in Germany pays off!
P Wright: Plus, Trucy got the option to start a language this year, since she’s in 7th grade, and she chose German. So I have to pay attention if I don’t want you two talking in code in front of me.
M Edgeworth: German is a language, not a code.
P Wright: Same end result.
M Edgeworth: I suppose.
M Edgeworth: In any case, how on earth did Trucy learn to read people this well?
P Wright: No idea – she says she’s always been able to.
P Wright: I guess it’s instinctive for her?
P Wright: Like how you’ve always been good at understanding legalese.
M Edgeworth: I put a lot of work into my legal studies, I’ll have you know.
P Wright: You were bringing your dad’s law books to school to read for fun at age nine, I still get a headache reading those things.
M Edgeworth: …I started when I was seven, actually, but very well, the prosecution concedes.
M Edgeworth: Though I take it this means you’ll stop waiting for Trucy’s Hogwarts acceptance letter to show up?
P Wright: Her owl just got into a fight with all the other owls trying to deliver messages to get her to come to their magic schools, it’ll get here when the winner is decided.
M Edgeworth: Or I could just write to my old headmaster at Feuervogelschloss and ask for her to be included in next year’s roster.
P Wright: That would be great, thanks!
P Wright: Wait, what?
M Edgeworth: Didn’t you reach that part in your paralegal course yet?
M Edgeworth: It’s the real reason European lawyers wear robes – we’re all wizards, so it’s a requirement.
P Wright: ….
P Wright: …okay, I know you’re making that up, but it sounds awesome, I would love for that to be true!
P Wright: ….
P Wright: …you wouldn’t happen to have done that one house test online, would you?
M Edgeworth: As it happens I have – Kay can be very convincing, especially when she’s already gotten Gumshoe to go along with her.
P Wright: !!!
P Wright: What were the results?!?
M Edgeworth: One Slytherin and two Hufflepuffs.
P Wright: Huh.
P Wright: I had you pegged more as a Ravenclaw than a Slytherin.
M Edgeworth: Kay was the Slyterin.
P Wright: Oh.
P Wright: WAIT!!!
P Wright: 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O!!!
M Edgeworth: I assume you’re a Griffindor?
P Wright: Yeah, actually.
M Edgeworth: Unsurprising.
P Wright: So sorry to disappoint.
M Edgeworth: I did not say disappointing.
M Edgeworth: Merely unsurprising.
P Wright: …I’m confused.
M Edgeworth: What else is new?
P Wright: 8O
P Wright: You dial that sass right back down, mister, or
P Wright: ….
P Wright: …that’s it, my transformation is complete, I am irrevocably a dad now.
M Edgeworth: Why, what happened?
P Wright: I nearly said ‘or I’ll dock your work hours.’
P Wright: Which is Trucy’s usual punishment if she’s crossing too many lines. You know, since ‘grounding’ and ‘allowance’ are both foreign words to her.
M Edgeworth: I do sometimes wonder whether you adopted a daughter or a very cleverly disguised cat.
P Wright: …I wouldn’t put it past her.
P Wright: Anyway, it’s getting late for you, and I need to be going to work soon.
P Wright: Oh! Before I forget, I am proud to announce that I can now play one entire song on the piano!
M Edgeworth: Chopsticks?
P Wright: Ha ha, you’re soooooooo funny, we both know that doesn’t count.
P Wright: I have learned an entire real song, because Gumshoe and Larry teamed up to find and repair an old piano for me, so I can practice in the office.
M Edgeworth: Is it proving useful?
P Wright: Sort of – as amazing as I am at poker, I am equally terrible at all instruments musical.
P Wright: I can clap in time.
P Wright: That is my limit.
P Wright: …also the piano may be cursed.
M Edgeworth: What.
P Wright: Just a little.
M Edgeworth: What.
P Wright: It might not be, it might always have sounded like… that.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: I am texting Maya and commissioning her to exorcise your piano.
P Wright: You don’t believe in that stuff.
M Edgeworth: I believe in your ability to find trouble in every possible way, both conceivable and inconceivable.
P Wright: …okay, that’s fair, text away.
P Wright: Don’t let her convince you to pay her in food, though, money’s cheaper.
M Edgeworth: Noted.
OoOoOoOoO
Dear Edgeworth,
So, it turns out there were six ghosts in the piano, but only one was causing problems, Maya dealt with it, a cold case got solved, and I am no longer arrested! Also, Mr. Ray was really nice and said he’d let me have this case pro bono, for old times’ sake, and he’s interested in the battle plan! Which is good, and, bonus, this whole fiasco finally gave me a chance to talk to him without getting certain people suspicious. What better way to get reacquainted with a childhood acquaintance than through inaccurate murder charges, right?
Also, Trucy says hi and to keep practicing your coin tricks, she’s expecting to see progress when we talk to you tomorrow. See you then!
Phoenix Wright, minorly traumatized but going strong!
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Ylva Holmes is still sniffing around Anwaltsstadt, and it is making Miles… uncomfortable. Nervous. Some lawyers, when they are traveling, will stay in one place for a month or two at a time, but Ylva goes traveling to ease the occasional bout of wanderlust as much as to learn, and rarely stays in one place for more than a case or two unless a trial runs long.
That she is still in Germany, the same region, the same town nearly two months after her arrival… it says nothing good about whatever old scent she’s caught. Only something serious would keep her away from England and her family for so long, and Miles prays to anyone willing to listen that another prosecutor is assigned the case if she finds what she needs to bring it to trial. A von Karma does not run from a challenge, but Ylva is drawn most often to cold cases, and Miles prefers to deal with crimes more recently committed. Fewer memories, harder to connect to his own experiences with cases that were drawn out (fifteen years drawn out, and almost never solved).
Back in Japanafornia, Sebastian is facing his own troubles, though his are of a somewhat less dire nature. The band Prosecutor Gavin leads has apparently grown enough that it’s becoming a noticeable part of the music scene, and to this end a tour is being arranged – just in the States this time, but the next could be international, depending on the response it gets. Personally, Miles could care less about the musician, but, happy as Sebastian is for the other’s success, the event still leaves the boy sorrowed. Gavin is his last good friend and ally in the Prosecutors’ Office and, with him on the road, the young man will be alone again, one friend in prison, the other far away, a trio wherein the center could not hold, and to which there would be no return-
‘But yours did,’ a traitorous voice whispers in Miles’s head, ‘Phoenix and Larry and even Ray – bridges you thought burnt past repair, but they are mended now.’
‘Yes, but I am not Sebastian.’
‘No. You would be Blackquill. The wrongly accused.’
‘Simon Blackquill committed murder, he confessed to it in court!’
‘So did you. And look how that turned out.’
That- that is-
Miles gives up the pretense of working to bury his face in his hands. He is not Simon Blackquill. Simon Blackquill is not him. They are not the same-
…
…not the same, save for each having a single young man refusing to believe in their guilt, no matter what the world says. And Sebastian knew Blackquill better than Phoenix had known Miles at the point the man had decided to save him. No, not even that – Sebastian mentions another from time to time, a girl who had been certain of Blackquill’s innocence.
…
…it really makes no sense that a man nearing a break-through on a long investigation would suddenly murder his mentor in cold blood mere days after sharing this fact with his friends, with no reason given, when he had by all accounts held her in great respect until that point. Especially when he is a man who knows both the law and the human mind as well as Blackquill is reputed to.
…
…drat it, Miles is going to have to look into this, isn’t he? If only for his own peace of mind – he’s a prosecutor, and an international one at that, there’s little he can do but perhaps pass what he finds on in the event that he does find anything, but if he leaves it like this, he’ll wonder forever. Better to act now than regret tomorrow.
With a sigh, he jots himself a note to later fill out the appropriate paperwork for requesting access to the UR-1 files (hopefully he can get them), then returns to his current case.
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October 2021
Phoenix calls the day of his birthday to be playfully grumpy over the package of pasta Miles had sent him.
“You said you wanted a portrait of yourself made from this material,” Miles sniffs, less amused than he would have been if Wright hadn’t jokingly failed to mimic his accent in the process, “As I lack any particular artistic ability, I proved you the materials to make your own.”
This results in a choking sound. “I-! That was over a year ago I said that! I didn’t even remember until you mentioned it just now, how did you remember?!”
“Superior mental capabilities.”
“Jerk.”
“I also, as you are well aware, take notes.”
“…you take notes about me?”
“Nyerg! I-” Miles scrambles to get his now half-way functioning brain to spit out an answer, “I take notes on many things!”
Amusement colours Wright’s tone. “Do you go through everyone’s garbage, too?”
“…why in the world would I do that?”
“Oh- um, sorry, I was quoting, sort of,” the man apologizes, “It’s from a cartoon Kay told me about, JLU – Justice League United? I liked the Question, he has good taste in suits.”
“Stylish?”
“Blue.”
Miles’s snort of laughter is entirely involuntary. “I should have guessed.”
“You really should,” Phoenix agrees, then, mischief sparkling from his words, inquires, “Speaking of, are you still listed as a ronin lawyer, or is it something else that lets you travel around?”
“I- what- how do you know that term?!” Miles demands, face colouring with embarrassment.
“Uh, because it’s a European legal practice and I’m nearly finished my first year of European paralegal studies?” Phoenix replies in a tone that says ‘obviously’ so well that he doesn’t need to state the actual word himself.
Miles holds his temples with his free hand. Of course. He should have seen this coming, really. Supposedly the term originates from a Japanese attorney who traveled to England at the end of the 19th century and won several highly publicized trials there, then continued to travel throughout Europe and participate in numerous cases, apparently going wherever he was requested or felt he could learn the most. It’s said that, over the course of his career, he jokingly called himself a ‘ronin of a lawyer’ on several occasions, in reference to his lack of attachment to a formal law firm or courthouse.
A mixture of curiosity, the Orientalism typical of the era, and the apparent success of the young lawyer’s style led to emulation of his practices in England by numerous lawyers of his age range in both the defense and prosecution. Not entirely sure what it meant, but intrigued by the foreign word, these members of the legal system began to refer to themselves as ‘ronin lawyers.’ It’s a practice that has continued into modern times in Europe and Phoenix is, annoyingly, both Wright and correct – this is exactly what Miles had been doing when he left America again, before he settled in Anwaltsstadt.
“…I’m still surprised you learned that term – there’s a strong push to relabel it ‘traveling lawyers,’ or something similar.”
“By the Japanese?”
“I highly doubt it – it’s my understanding that most people from Japan who encounter the term find it highly amusing to hear lawyers calling themselves after master-less, often lawless warriors. But, to answer your question, while I am no longer officially traveling at the moment, I am listed as willing to by request.”
“So that’s why we all ended up in England and stuff.”
It’s not a question, but Miles answers anyway. “Not how I would have phrased it, but yes.”
“Wild,” he can almost see Phoenix resting his chin in his hand as he contemplates this newly confirmed information, “It’s really interesting, getting to study foreign law like this, you know. I’ll be going along, feeling like I’m doing review work, then something like ronin lawyers just hits me out of left field.”
“The practice is meant to foster learning and understanding between various courts and countries.”
“Yeah, I get that, and it’s a neat idea, I just never would have thought of it – it’s so different from how we do things over here! And you got taught over there, then came over here to start your career… how the heck did you manage?!”
“I was taught both sets, but American law was emphasized in my education – Manfred always intended to return me to Los Tokyo, I think, to show the city how thoroughly he had erased my father’s legacy.”
“Bastard,” Phoenix mumbles, “He probably didn’t… oh.”
“What?” the way the man’s words had trailed off leave him wary.
“That thing, Manfred wanting to erase your past… that’s why you get touchy when someone mentions or jokes about your accent, isn’t it?”
“…how do you manage to reach these conclusions?”
“Sorry, sorry, I overstepped, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have-!”
“No, you’re correct. That’s the annoying bit.”
“…what?”
“I have no proof he did it, I never asked, even after my trial, didn’t even think of it for a long time, but… given how he was, it is very likely.”
Six months to start learning German, then two years allowed to speak nothing but so as to get him properly ‘immersed’ in the language, though being allowed to read English still so his vocabulary didn’t deteriorate. Then a language tutor when it was discovered he had 'developed' a German accent when speaking his native tongue so that he ‘didn’t sound sloppy.’ And the ‘best tutor that was available’ for such a task had favoured a mild upper-class English accent in his students… Oh yes, a very likely thing for Manfred to do indeed…
“And it is a knowledge I am still coming to terms with.” He’s clutching his arm again, he knows it, and so he takes a moment to breathe, to allow his muscles to relax and his colour vision to, if not brighten, then at least stop greying. And at first he assumes Phoenix is being silent to allow him time to process, but as it stretches out… “Wright? Are you still there?”
“Yes.”
The word sounds… forced, as though spoken through gritted teeth. “What is it, what’s happened?”
“You really don’t- no, no, it’s you, you’re you, of course you don’t, I-” an angry hiss of breath comes across the line. “I’m too angry to talk right now, I’ll call you back later.”
“…very well.”
There is a click, then dial tone. No parting message, just… an ending. Miles stares at his phone for a moment, then rises to make tea – he feels suddenly ill for some reason. The scent of ginger and chamomile is just beginning to drift up from the cup when his phone buzzes with a text.
P Wright: Crap, sorry, not mad at YOU, should have said.
P Wright: Mad at Manfred.
P Wright: Not you.
P Wright: You’re fine.
P Wright: Nothing you did.
P Wright: Just
P Wright: Ugh, Manfred.
…apparently the mere scent of the tea is enough to relieve his nausea, which is a relief.
M Edgeworth: Thank-you.
M Edgeworth: And that last sentiment is one I heartily agree with.
P Wright: I don’t get how you can talk about some of this stuff so calmly.
M Edgeworth: In part because I knew him better than you did.
M Edgeworth: You knew him only as a villain, someone who hurt others for his own gain. The image of him I have is… more complex.
M Edgeworth: He both gave much to and took much from me.
M Edgeworth: The way I spoke as a child is one thing I cannot reclaim; it would cause too much of a stir, raise too many questions I prefer the general public not ask.
P Wright: Crap, sorry for prying. :(
M Edgeworth: I know it was not intentional. And I have no true qualms with how I sound now, merely with the reason I came to do so. This is not a problem for you to solve – you cannot.
P Wright: Yeah, I know, sort of.
P Wright: And I’ll convince the part of me that doen’t.
P Wright: *doesn’t
P Wright: And I won’t ask again.
M Edgeworth: Wright, you are not a member of the general public.
P Wright: ?
M Edgeworth: While this is by no means an invitation to wantonly pry… you may ask questions of me I would not allow others. You are the first to ask about my accent whom I have answered.
P Wright: …sooooo, if, hypothetically speaking, I asked to hear all the nitty legal details of how you and Franziska kicked Manfred out of his own family line…?
Miles hadn’t realized how set in a serious expression his face had become until he feels an amused smile crack through the stiffened muscles.
M Edgeworth: I believe that would be a most agreeable topic of conversation sometime…
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Trucy W: SUCCESS! I finally convinced Mr. Sebastian to wear a cape!
Miles barely has time to parse this unexpected text when he receives an even more confusing one.
Kay F: OMG, Mr. Edgeworth, you need to see what Sebbie wore to court today, I included a photo!
Said photograph reveals Sebastian DeBeste in approximately his usual court attire, save that across his shoulders, in place on his Themis Academy blazer, is a cheap black cape, held in place by a length of gold cord strung across his chest and lined with bright red. Unexpected, but not as eccentric as some of the get-ups he’s seen behind the bar.
…well, at least until the viewer’s eye finally acknowledges that the young man is also wearing a wide-brimmed hat with some truly impressive plumage frothing from its band, a colourful scarf knotted around his waist like a sash, and an eyepatch bearing a skull and crossbones. Miles stares at the image, slack-jawed, then has to quickly put his phone away as court is called back into session. Of all the times for a trial to run this late-!
(It’s not until later that he realizes he’d prioritized something so… relatively mundane over his work, and as a result he has to go sit with his head in his hands for awhile afterwards, wondering what his life is coming to.)
S DeBeste: Whatever Kay told you, it’s probably less what it looks like that what it looks like! Please give me a chance to explain!
It’s quite late when his own trial ends and he gets a chance to finally read this message, but he’s still got enough adrenaline buzzing through his system that there’s no point in pretending he won’t be up for a few more hours anyway. Tomorrow just involves wrap-up paperwork anyway, and he can do that half-asleep if need be. Thus, once he has returned home, and changed into an around-the-apartment suit, he dials Sebastian’s number.
“Mr. Edgeworth?” the young man’s concerned face peers into the video feed, “Oh thank god, it was the Chartered Accountrates, Mr. Edgeworth, they ended up involved in the case and it’s notoriously hard to get a civil word out of them, only Gumshoe suggested I ask Mr. Butz for advice, and he said I should speak with Miss Trucy, and it was ridiculous but it worked, Mr. Edgeworth-!”
“Prosecutor DeBeste! Calm yourself!” Miles interjects before it can get too confusing, “You are functioning under the illusion that I possess knowledge I do not truly have – to begin with, who in the world are the Chartered Accountrates?!”
“What? I- oh,” Sebastian droops in the call video feed. A combined release of tension and gaining of embarrassment, “I apologize, I forgot you wouldn’t know. They’re a group of accountants who turned to piracy last year.”
“…you mean tax fraud, that sort of thing?”
“No, actual piracy – apparently the head of their firm was too demanding or something and they, er, ‘mutinied.’ Tied him to a chair, stole all the blades off the office ceiling fans, and, somehow, acquired an old-fashioned sailing ship. Er, no one’s quite sure where they got it from, but it’s called The Bottom Line, and all their paperwork for it is in order. They’ve been sailing up and down the coast ever since, failing to fire their canons properly and shouting piratical phrases at other ships. People tend to find them amusing for the most part.”
“…I see,” Miles says faintly.
“I’ll remit, it’s rather strange, and I don’t think any of them are under forty-five,” Sebastian continues, “But they haven’t caused any real problems or crashed into anything or anyone yet, so…” he shrugs, “They make for the occasional entertaining news story, at least.”
…Wright’s chaos field is still contagious and the realization that Miles has passed it on to Sebastian echoes in his head, but he swiftly pushes it away – down that path lies madness and, frankly, he doesn’t have time for a mental breakdown in his schedule. “So they keep to themselves for the most part?”
“Generally, yes. Occasionally they come ashore for supplies – tea and coffee, oranges, bread, red pens, graph paper, that sort of thing.”
The last one gives Miles pause. “Graph paper?”
“Yes. For the, um, accounting.” The young man gives him an exhausted look. “They’re very invested in being both pirates and accountants. Their Jolly Roger is a black skull and crossbones on some sort of graph that I assume means bad things economically. And they dress like, well, like a combination of accountant and Halloween pirate. It’s-” he starts to reach for his pocket dictionary then pauses, takes a deep breath, and continues, “It’s bizarre, to be quite frank.”
“You used the correct word,” Miles confirms without prompting, bringing a finger to his temple as the various things Sebastian has told him arrange themselves in his head. “So… they were involved in your most recent case, presumably as witnesses, except they refused to properly testify due to a lingering resentment towards conventional authority as a result of how they came to their current lifestyle.
“In an attempt to get them to interact with you as needed, you, as mentioned, turned to Gumshoe for advice, as he is your senior in terms of experience, and he in turn suggested you speak to Larry Butz, an artist and actor with a penchant for madcap plans. He in turn came up with the idea of approaching piratical accountants as a piratical lawyer and, hm, he then brought Trucy in on it to help with accessories and stage presence while Larry himself aided you with some dialect and phraseology. Would that be about what happened?”
Sebastian stares at him for a moment, slack-jawed, before his expression goes vibrant, stars all but shining in his eyes. “Almost exactly! And it worked, Mr. Edgeworth! They called me Captain DeBeste and were very agreeable once I did all that – and they gave me a standing invitation to Ham Night on the Bottom Line!”
“…ham night?”
“Apparently it’s the best part of being a pirate – that or the shanties. There was some debate on the subject.”
“Ah.” Miles pulls up the picture of ‘Captain DeBeste’ again, looks it over with a critical eye, then returns to the screen of the video call. “This will do no favours for your reputation, you know. You will likely be mocked for your decision, and such a course of action will not be forgotten soon, if ever.”
Sebastian wavers, expression beginning to fall, tears to bead in his eyes as he retrieves his baton-
-and assumes a stance to conduct rather than bend it between his hands, propping his phone presumably on his desk so both his hands are free to do so. “I know I will,” he says, tears in his eyes but voice steady, “But it was going to be the third day of the trial, and it was the only way. The Accountrates wouldn’t have bowed to pressure fast enough, even if I could apply it reflectively. The defense must see to the innocent and I must see to the guilty – the truth is more important than my dignity. I won’t break the law, but I’ll do whatever else it takes to see the correct person is sentenced. Let people think I’m stupid, admit a mistake, dress like a pirate, anything, I’ll do it all if that’s what it takes to do my best, because I am a prosecutor and I serve the truth, not myself!”
Slowly, Miles sets his own phone down, then raises his hands and claps. “Well said, Maestro.”
Sebastian freezes, jaw dropping in shock before his expression melts into a relieved smile, fat tears trickling around it.
An amused quirk of eyebrow. “Happy tears?
“Yes,” Sebastian beams, even as they continue to flow, “The happiest.”
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A week or so later, Miles receives an e-mail with a photograph attached, again of Sebastian. His semi-formal black and white ensemble has been upgraded to full-on white tie attire, sleek black trousers and tail coat, low white waistcoat, and, naturally, a white bow tie that he’s somehow managed to pin his prosecutor badge to the center of, white trademark gloves a perfect accompaniment to the look.
Beyond the addition of his badge, however, is one even more unusual accessory to the outfit – a long, collarless black cape, lined in Themis Academy blue, is draped across his shoulders, a grey cord across the chest securing it in place, like a finer copy of his piratical one. Overall, it adds an almost operatic flair to the ensemble.
Dear Mr. Edgeworth,
I have decided that, while others may mock me for lack of dignity, there is no reason to make myself an easy target. While I will continue to learn, and will continue to gratefully accept whatever guidance you are willing offer me, I am no longer a student – I am a barred lawyer. It is time to start presenting myself as one, to conduct not just music but myself as I see fit.
Kay teased me about the cape – she’s calling me the Phantom of the Prosecutors’ Office, but I agree with Miss Trucy; I think it suits me.
I’m going to make you proud, Mr. Edgeworth.
Yours,
Sebastian DeBeste, prosecutor
Sebastian,
You already have.
And tell Kay that she has no room to mock anyone for unorthodox manner of dress.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Notes:
Happy one-year posting anniversary, Saturation!
What Sebastian is wearing now, white tie attire, is the most formal you can get with a suit, save white tie decorations, which is the same but you also get to wear any medals you’ve earned or won.
Also, tinytribblecreations over on tumblr has done a beautiful piece of art depicting Sebastian's new look, definitely check it out!
And now your-local-granny has also done a beautiful piece of art of Sebastian in his new outfit, please take a look at this one, too!
Chapter 81
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Trucy turns eleven with excitement, a store-bought cake (at her insistence), and a new portrait for her father’s locket, the photograph they’d taken in Anwaltsstadt the previous year tucked safely away, the new one featuring her mid-cheer in her black cape and top hat.
Also, in spite of his misgivings, she’s as pleased with her gifted jacket as she’d claimed she would be – indeed, she’d apparently been too excited to wait for his call to open it, as revealed by one of those ‘bright-shining’ smiles of hers spread across her face in the photograph he’d been sent of her doing so. She’s wearing it even now, the fabric bunching and folding over her Wonder Bar sweatshirt, and presented with a bright ‘Ta-da!’ when the Skype call had first connected. And, instead of the outright mockery he’d half expected from Wright for sending such a strange gift, there’s mostly just bemusement. Well, that and the wry comment that it’s probably practical – Trucy’s already started growing like a weed, to the point that all her casual clothes are now rather baggy, because her father’s learned it’s better to buy them a size or two too large at this point.
The sakura petal cards also go over well, with the confession that she’d been rather hoping he’d send her some. “I really like novelty card decks, but I usually have to focus on regular ones for my shows, since they’re too small for the audience to see well. But it’s really fun to be able to make custom tricks for them – thank-you!”
“I’m just impressed you pulled one over on Trucy like this,” Phoenix grins over her shoulder, “She didn’t find the deck until she tried the jacket on, and her eyes nearly popped out of her head!”
“Daddy!” the young magician flushes in a rare moment of open embarrassment, “They did not!”
“They absolutely did,” he cheerfully talks over her, “And she did a little jump and surprised squeak, like this!”
Trucy bounces in her chair and lets out a little shriek as his hands dart down to poke her in the ticklish spots on her ribs, and she bats him away in a frustrated fluster, “I-! I-! I’m taking this out on the Guarding Ninja!”
“What?!” her father draws back abruptly at this, very real worry creasing his brows, “No, Trucy, it’s not his fault-!”
Miles snorts. “I take this as confirmation that there is finally a part of the Steel Samurai universe you truly enjoy?”
“I- no….” Phoenix studiously avoids eye contact, “I just like the Guarding Ninja – he’s based on me, of course I don’t want to see him get all beaten up or anything.”
“If you say so,” Miles demures, turning his attention back to Trucy before she can protest, “Perhaps it would be best to simply stop including your father in these stories, since he gets so little pleasure from them.”
Trucy frowns, “I don’t know – the Guarding Ninja’s kinda crucial to the plot, I don’t think I could take him out and have it still work.”
“Oh by all means, retain the character,” Miles turns slightly to make direct eye contact with Phoenix, “Just don’t tell your father how it ends.”
“WHAT?!? No, you can’t do that, I wanna-” Phoenix grinds to a halt, the last few words trailing out as he realizes how neatly he’s just walked himself into Miles’s trap, “…I wanna know what happens next…”
Miles smirks. “That sounds like a confession to me – wouldn’t you agree, your honour?”
“Indeed I would, Prosecutor Edgeworth,” Trucy folds her arms and nods seriously, “This court finds Phoenix Wright guilty of genuinely enjoying something Steel Samurai related, and sentences him to admit it or face not hearing anymore Neo Olde Kyoto stories!”
“Okay fine,” the man huffs a sigh, “I admit it – even if I wasn’t in it, I’d still like the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto. But, in my defense,” he swoops down again to catch Trucy in a hug, “You and Pearls are very good storytellers! And I maintain my stance on the main franchise!”
Trucy laughs and cheerfully announces, “Sentence carried, court adjourned!”
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November 2021
The most frustrating thing about living in reality instead of a novel or some other form of media is that there’s no way to check and make sure everything will turn out in a satisfactory manner, though it does give one a certain appreciation for what characters must go through during their time skips. Ylva Holmes finally returns to London, the evidence she had been searching Anwaltsstadt for in hand, and Miles, to his quiet relief, will not have to face her in the resulting trial.
Even in her leaving there is the chill that seems at times to follow her and her siblings. Some whisper about it, ‘What can you expect with him as a great grandfather,’ ‘Something unnatural about that family, there always has been.’ There is nothing supernatural at play in this instance, however – Interpol had simply been right in part: Meursault had been in Anwaltsstadt… but in 2019, not 2020. The faceless spy is the worst sort of criminal – an intelligent one – leaving only mysteries and suffering in their wake. Well, here is one less mystery, one more victim to lay at Meursault’s feet.
Ylva stops by his office before she leaves, their first and only casual social interaction since her arrival, and it carries the vague politeness of those who have known each other many years but only recently begun to find each other tolerable.
“Young Frau von Karma invited us to your family’s gala last summer,” she mentions at one point, “I couldn’t attend myself due to a trial, but Hjördis and Helge were there – the first time our family has set foot in the von Karma estate in two generations.”
“I was unaware of this.”
“Of course you were – you haven’t attended yourself since you returned to America.” The defense attorney strides to the office window, taking along the cup of tea he’d prepared for her. “She is becoming something to be reckoned with, yet a far more agreeable force than her… predecessor, it seems. There is talk that perhaps it is time to ally our families once again.”
Miles considers this, then raises one eyebrow. “I take it you’ll be extending an invitation to myself and Franziska to your own family’s event this spring.”
A bark of laughter. “Naturally. You should take more cold cases, you’re clever enough.”
“You should take more current cases,” he counters, “You’re swift enough.”
She grins at him, the half-feral look that makes one look twice to ensure her eyes are blue, not lupine yellow. “But who better than me to hunt down the ones our courts have failed, little Miles? You should know by now the importance of my work.” She sets her cup down, the tails of her black hunting jacket swishing as she heads for the door. The knob is in her hand when she pauses, turns to look back at him. “Have a care, little Miles – some of us understand your pain, but others are not so kind. This year or the next you must attend the von Karma gala, or there will be talk, and it will not be to your advantage.”
“Let them,” Miles replies, stiff and cold, “I no longer have any use for that sort of power; I serve the truth and the law, in that order, with or without their approval.”
This earns him a considering look, then another sharp-toothed grin. “Why did you have to take so long to become tolerable? All those events we were in attendance at together when we were younger would have been far more interesting if you had shown this side sooner.”
He’s been dealing with this sort of social interaction most of his life at this point, and it should be second nature, but today has not been a good day and Ylva’s purple hair – naturally quite grey in tone on a good day – might as well be a match for his own, for all he can see its true colour right now, so he is rather more abrupt than is truly appropriate. “Good Day, Mrs. Holmes.”
She brushes off his rudeness with a simple nod. “Auf Wiedersehen, Prosecutor Edgeworth.”
Once she is gone he sits back from his desk with a sigh. Eleven years his senior in age, six years his senior in the legal world, three times now he’s faced her in court, two of them ending in triumph for the prosecution, but she is one of the rare people who manages to still make him feel unpleasantly young at times. He was brought into a world that she, her brother, and their sister were born to – born to wealth, born to legacy, just as Franziska was, and he does not envy them it. As a youth and a younger man it had chaffed, but now he embraces the leeway he is given for being ‘an eccentric American’ rather than born to European aristocracy…
His phone buzzes with a newly-arrived text message, and glances at it without thought.
Maya Fey: DOGGO!!! Edgeworth, someone brought a doggo to the tempe so I could channel their old master so they can say goodbye to each other and LOOKIT THIS GOOD BOY THEY SAID I COULD SEND A PIC LOOKIT THIS BOOFER I LOVE HIM!?!?
Attached is a picture of a dog almost as big as Maya herself, if not bigger, the medium glommed onto it so firmly she’s half-buried in its thick fur, radiating bliss in spite of her hidden face.
…no, useful as it is to be a part of at times, Miles no longer strives to be fully accepted by high society as he once did. He has allies enough amongst them as he is and, besides. What is the point of fighting for something in one place when he need merely turn his gaze to find it freely offered elsewhere?
M Edgeworth: He looks like a very good boy.
Maya Fey: HE IS THE BEST BOY, EDGEWORTH, TELL NICK I’M OLD ENOUGH FOR A DOG!!! …
Notes:
Heads up, I’m taking another short break from Saturation – as with last time, I’m not going to be gone for long, I just need a little breather. I will be back in September – when exactly in September I’m not sure yet, could be closer to the beginning, could be closer to the end, we’ll see how much time I need. But, as with my last break, I will be back, and I’ll have my usual chaotically regular updates with me when I do. See you then, and thank-you all so much for sticking with me and supporting both me and this crazy, wonderful story as you have; it means the world to me. <3
Chapter 82
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December 2021
It feels… strange this year, at the beginning of December, and it takes Miles an embarrassing amount of time to figure out why, why along with the typical tensions this month brings his office and apartment also suddenly seem… bigger than usual. Emptier. To remember that it was about this time last year that he, Phoenix, and Trucy had formed their battle plan, then begun to simply… live together, as there had been nothing else to do at the time. That Phoenix had begun to accompany him to work, Trucy to charm her way around Anwaltsstadt’s Prosecutors’ Office, Miles to wake up just that touch earlier enough to ensure that all three of them got out the door with breakfast and at least plans for lunch. He’s since grown accustomed to living alone again – it has been a year, after all – but now for some reason it pinches a bit more than usual.
A quick text conversation with Larry and a longer spoken one with Dr. Heilen leads to him, instead of doubling his casework as he would have in the past, reaching out to his friends a bit more to simply talk, offering to help Streamer with a Steel Samurai video for his channel involving its legal system, simply… hiding less.
He also, ridiculous as it is, starts bringing Pess the Second into the living room with him for company when he is relaxing there. Nonsensical, he’d say utterly juvenile, except he was never prone to behaviour such as this even when he was a child, just as he’d preferred legal texts to fairy tales.
(Since the resolution of DL-6 his dreams have grown more… diverse. Certainly more nonsensical. Nowhere near as significant-seeming as they had been for the days and months and years he had dreamed of his father’s death.)
Monsters under the bed and angels watching over, he’s never been the sort to believe in such things.
(It hadn’t meant anything. It had been just a dream, nothing more.)
There’s no logic in the concepts at all, really.
(He had woken once with the foggy image of a sofa he just barely remembers, still enormous even though he is now grown, a familiar silhouette at the other end going over paperwork for the next day’s case, a quiet sense of approval.)
So he pays such things no heed.
But Pess the Second continues to accompany him to the living room when he desires her presence there, and if in such instances his logical tendencies feel the need to protest, they are told to kindly shut up.
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Come the 25th… it is not as pleasant as last year’s was, but nor is it as terrible as it has been in times past. He goes for a walk in the park again, texts a season’s greetings message to those it feels appropriate to (Sebastian is included on the list this year), and returns home to watch a rendition of The Tempest that Phoenix had recommended, Pess the Second under one arm and a break-down of the story open on his phone. Honestly, how that man follows these plays so easily is a mystery to him, Miles can track the general gist of the plot, but there are so many places he finds himself lost in language and references many centuries out of date.
Franziska drops by the next day to share a bottle of wine and chat about their recent cases, and they end up debating the nuances of diplomatic immunity until late into the night. She seems happier these days, hair braided to a crown upon her head and clad in the long frockcoat vests Miss Andrews introduced her to. The brittleness of iron has tempered into keen steel, and the expression it brings with it is one he thinks he recognizes – the stabilizing of crumbling ground beneath one’s feet, a new steadiness of step that creates the opportunity not only to walk but run. Deeper into Interpol, back into prosecuting, somewhere else entirely… he looks forward to seeing where she goes. She is the first in their family to join an agency like the one she now works for, and the experience it gives, the freedom from the shadows of her father and, in a way, Miles himself, seems to agree with her.
It is with a thread of disappointment he finally sees her on her way, and she is almost to the door before he remembers a last thing he had meant to do far earlier. “[Franziska, a moment before you go.]”
With a huff she turns to him, tiredness and the knowledge of the journey that lies between her and her bed dropping a sour note in her tone. “[Whatever it is, be quick about it.]”
“[Naturally, I-]” he pauses, hesitates as long as he dares, then forces himself to relax enough to speak. “[It is a day late, however… Merry Christmas, my sister.]”
The annoyance drops away, replaced with near-perfect stillness. “[I’ve never heard you willingly say that.]”
He offers her the slightest of smiles. “[You are the first person I have willingly said it to since I was nine.]”
She stares at him a moment longer, then takes a brisk step towards him. “[Miles Edgeworth, you will hold still.]”
“[What-?]” is all he gets out before, with awkward determination and as she never does, Franziska hugs him. “[What-?]”
“[Be quiet,]” she mumbles with carefully avoided eye contact, “[We’re exchanging gifts.]”
And oh. She understands. Of course she does. They are the siblings von Karma, and they have always found a way to understand each other when it was important. With no less awkwardness than she had used, but an equal amount of sincerity, Miles manages to free his arms enough to return her embrace. “[Thank-you, my sister.]”
“[You’re welcome, little brother.]”
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January 2022
The new year dawns with a grey haze, perfectly brewed tea, and the news that Sebastian has been kidnapped.
Again.
More accidentally than usual this time.
Really, the kidnapping is entirely coincidental – the criminal in question had only been attempting to steal Gumshoe’s car. Which he had! It had just also happened to contain Prosecutor DeBeste having a nap in the back seat after an all-night investigation while Gumshoe did some paperwork at the station before driving them both to the courthouse for the subsequent trial. And the young man had been tired enough that he hadn’t woken until his phone went off two hours later, by which point the car thief was in a state of panic because he was 1) lost, 2) almost out of gas, and 3) left with only six hours before the time limit to pay the ransom was up and his wife was killed. Thus the sudden awakening of Sebastian had led to a not unreasonable amount of screaming on the part of both men in the car, then the younger man having to prosecute via video call while also coordinating with Kay and Ray to catch the real kidnapper. That the worst that happens is Sebastian banging his head when he’d woken up is nothing short of miraculous, and it sounds like something that, by all rights, should have happened either to Phoenix or Miles himself.
…
…there was a time when Miles had thought the law a steady career, interesting but not particularly glamorous or eventful. If that is the case for some, however, it was obviously not meant to be for him, or for those he is close to.
…
…at least it keeps life interesting…
On a more positive note, January also brings to a close the mystery of Trucy’s birthday-turned-New-Year’s gift, albeit several days after the actual first, as a result of Sebastian’s most recent kidnapping. The mystery gift had only grown more intriguing when the parcel containing it had arrived in December, unexpectedly large and squashy and, when he finally gets some time to unwrap it just before his rescheduled call with the Wrights, opened to reveal a note written on the wrapped gift inside.
I couldn’t find yarn the colour of your suit, so I went with the Legal Samurai’s pink! I hope that’s okay!
Lots of love,
Trucy
Inside is… well. Technically it’s a sweater, mostly due to the fact that it’s the wrong shape to be a blanket. Really, no wonder it took her so long to make, it’s enormous, the sleeves going past his fingertips by a few inches, the hemline closer to his knees than his waist, enough room that he can easily wear it over his suit even with the jacket on (a thing he knows because he tries, out of somewhat morbid curiosity)… It’s a shock she finished it ever, let alone within a year!
Not only that, she made it this way on purpose, as he discovers when he answers her skype call still wearing it and she squeals in delight. “It fits right! I was worried it might not, but it does!”
Credit where it is due, only a handful of people have ever struck Miles Edgeworth truly speechless, and Trucy has just joined their number as Miles raises one arm in baffled silence to show her how it swallows his hand.
“It’s for wearing around your apartment,” she explains with an amused eye roll, reading his confusion with ease, “And that’s how around-the-apartment sweaters are supposed to fit – as big and cozy as possible! If you can’t tuck your knees in ‘em and hide your hands in the sleeves, then what’s the point of wearing one?”
“Oh. Um. Thank-you,” Miles flounders, unsure what else to say, “I was unaware you could make things such as this.”
“I made one for Daddy last year, ‘cause he likes sweaters,” she says proudly, “Only smaller, ‘cause he wears them outside, and Guarding Ninja blue – I made him a hat to match it this year, actually! But I wanted to make a sweater for you too, to be fair!”
“That seems reasonable.” He does not wish to upset her, but he has no idea what he’s actually going to do with-
An image springs to mind unbidden of Trucy around this time the previous year, curled upon the sofa in her pajamas and one of her father’s aforementioned sweaters, avidly watching Steel Samurai episodes.
…
Of course, Miles is a grown man, a respected prosecutor, and it would be unseemly for him to partake in such activities.
…
…not that anyone would ever know if he did, of course…
…
…she had looked very comfortable…
“I’m sure I will find a use for it,” he says aloud, “And you need not worry about the colour – it is a perfectly acceptable shade that I have no quarrel with. Thank-you.”
She beams at him. “You’re welcome! I’m glad you like it!”
Miles smiles back at her. “I do indeed.”
Notes:
Hello, my lovelies – I’m back!
Chapter 83
Notes:
Wildfey over on tumblr did some great Saturation art, including sweater!Miles, Trucy sporting the coat she requested, and Miles and Franziska having a ‘civil discussion,’ and you can see them here!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
February 2022
Maya doesn’t even ask if Miles is pre-registering for SteelKon UK 2022; by this point she must assume it’s a given (and she’s right). Besides, she has more important things to be excited about, like the Steel Samurai stage shows film finally coming out, and the signed complimentary copy Larry had sent her.
“Why didn’t you tell me it was so good,” she sobs over the telephone, completely unremorseful about having woken him up at four in the morning, “It’s just… that perfect little piece between the Steel Samurai’s and Pink Princess’s series, and the actors all kicked it out of the park!”
“How would you have reacted to seeing that and then finding out that it was Larry playing the Steel Samurai?” he counters, not bothering to sit up, turn the lights on, or emerge any farther from under the covers than absolutely necessary.
“…okay, yeah, I can see how that could kinda lessen the experience,” she concedes, “But speaking of Larry, holy cow, it’s so weird seeing him actually be good at something?! I know that sounds mean-”
“He does have a general air of incompetence,” Miles interrupts, “He always has, believe me. That combined with his propensity for finding himself in trouble does make it rather easy to overlook his various skills and talents.”
“Yeah.” Maya is quiet for a moment, long enough that Miles begins to consider pretending he’s fallen asleep again, only for her to let out a laugh. “He’s kind of like Maggey Byrde like that, isn’t he? They both have the worst luck! Not that yours is much better, with all those dead bodies you run into. Ha, maybe you should be the one taking up meditation!”
…he’s fairly certain that this statement would make no sense even if it were some time far superior to a bit past four in the morning. “And what, pray tell, has that to do with the price of tea in China?”
“…what?”
“…what does meditation have to do with my luck, and how in the world would they affect one another?”
“They might not,” she admits, “But it might. It helps keep your spiritual pathways clear, because if they get blocked it can get everything all tangled and stagnant inside, which causes problems outside as well.”
“Oh?”
“Yup,” her tone is careless, the otherworldly simply another fact of life for her, “All sorts of stuff – attracting malignant spirits, messed up immune system, bad luck of all sorts, injuries healing slower, headaches, not having proper access to or control over your spiritual power, just generally feeling crummy for longer than you should about stuff, the list goes on.
“Us Feys are pretty prone to this sort of thing, too, ‘cause we tend to have so much spiritual power. So once we get blocked it doesn’t take long for the crap to start up.”
“…I was… under the impression that only yourself and Pearls could… channel?”
“Well yeah,” she confirms with a verbal shrug, “But that’s just because it takes so much power to do it. Didn’t you ever wonder why I keep up with my cleansings and training and stuff so devotedly when I’m a hundred percent down to commit Kurainist heresy half the time?”
“I will confess, I have not.”
“It’s ‘cause if I do let myself get all tangled up, it takes a week at most for the side effects to start up, and me? I get super accident prone, it’s not fun, you would not believe how often I used to twist my ankles as a kid or all the stuff I broke. Two out of ten, would not recommend.”
“An unexpectedly generous rating.”
“I learned how to wrap ankles properly as a result, and that’s a useful life skill at least. And I’ve gotten pretty good at fixing stuff, which comes in handy, so, you know. Not a total loss, but definitely not the best reason to learn stuff.”
“Oh.”
“…you are really groggy, aren’t you?”
“What makes you say that?” he asks his pillow.
“I’ve been talking about spiritual power and channeling stuff for like, five minutes and you haven’t been skeptical at me at all.
Miles considers this, then does the mature thing and hangs up on her. He has work in a few hours, and he’d prefer to be well-rested when he gets to it.
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Wright,
Congratulations on completing your first year of paralegal studies.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Hey thanks! I feel all official now! That probably sounds like I’m being sarcastic, but it’s true, something about getting a congratulations e-mail makes it feel all formal. Or maybe just more real – I’m halfway done. One more year and I’ll have my European paralegal license, and then I’ll officially be part of the legal world again.
…okay, ow. I have apparently been ignoring just how much I miss being able to say that, because ow. Emotional ow. Can now safely say there’s gonna be waterworks when I finish this leg of the plan. But it’s good, too. It’s nice to have something I’m making obvious progress on again, gonna miss that when I’m focusing fully on the next step.
Oh! I ran into Mr. Shields the other day, and he asked me to tell you this (apparently he’d tell you himself, only Kay said he was ‘being a putz’ and banned him from technology for the rest of the month, and he fears her wrath): ‘the kid refused his services when he offered them, and has also been refusing retrial. His sister also claims he is innocent.’ He wouldn’t tell me what it meant though, so hopefully that makes sense to you. I’d ask, but I’m guessing you’d have told me if you needed my help with this, so I’ll just wish you good luck.
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, talent manager, piano man, 0.5 of a paralegal
Wright,
I would indeed have told you. We’ve become rather used to working as a team, but it seems there are still things we must do separately even now. But perhaps that is for the best – we will stand on opposite sides again once you are done, after all. Because I stand by what I said when you stayed in 2020, Wright – in full flame and triumph.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
From where I stand, we’ve been on the same side for most of the time anyway – you, me, and the Los Tokyo legal system.
The less seedy bits of the Los Tokyo legal system.
You, me, Mr. Shields, Kay, Prosecutor DeBeste, and maybe the glamrocker.
Probably Judgey.
Obviously Gumshoe and Maggey – she’s joined the police force again, did you hear?
…okay, so the Los Tokyo legal system is kind of. Dissolving into chaos. Much as I hate the article it came from, ‘Dark Age of the Law’ is feeling kind of accurate at the moment. But if I’m going to change that, be all ‘fire and glory’ like you say, then at least some of it’s because you gave me somewhere to stand when I needed it.
The point is we both want the real criminals to get sentenced and the innocent to go free, so even on opposite sides of the court, we have the same goal, so we’re on the same side.
Words are hard.
Thanks.
Phoenix Wright, who swears he studied so much Shakespeare, honest
Wright,
As I have mentioned, I have at least one more member of the American courts I would place trust in outside of that list, but, as you have requested, I will refrain from speaking further on the subject until you are ready to.
And only you, I think, would view things in such a way in regards to the two of us; one of the reasons people find it so easy to place their trust in you, I believe.
You are welcome.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor and superior wordsmith
Dear Edgeworth,
This might sound silly but… we’ll still hang out and stuff after all this is over and we’re back to facing each other in court again, right? We’re not just going to go back to being friendly rivals or something?
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who saw what you did there
Wright,
1) We were barely still just ‘friendly rivals’ when all this started.
2) Trucy would never allow it.
3) You quite literally saved my life, you’re stuck with me.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Will we even be able to face each other in court anymore? You know, conflict of interest and all?
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who saw you getting sassy in that one sign-off of yours, don’t pretend you weren’t, I have definitive evidence!
Wright,
I find the very idea of either of us going easy on each other simply because we’re friends to be positively ludicrous. Next time we’re on opposite sides of the court I have every intention of crushing you, and if you dare give anything less than your best, I will.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Dream on, you’ve got one win against me to your name and, as long as my clients are innocent, that’s all you’ll ever get
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, Turnabout Terror
Wright,
You’re obviously going senile in your old age, I’ve never won a trial against you.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Uh, the Engarde Trial ring any bells? He was my client and he got a guilty verdict, which means the prosecution, aka you, won the trial.
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who is only six months older than you, you jerk!
Wright,
You seem to be forgetting that you are the one who got him to confess, not me, making it your success, not mine.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
OBJECTION, we both know that if Maya’s life hadn’t been riding on Engarde getting found innocent (which you knew about), then you would have nailed him to the wall somehow. And I would have bought you lunch afterwards for doing it – De Killer had us both in a corner.
…okay, I wouldn’t have been as thrilled about it if I hadn’t known he was guilty ahead of time, but you would have proved it definitively, so I’d still be glad you won long-term, I’d just feel bad about making a bad judgement call on whether Engarde did it or not.
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who is not letting you wiggle out of this one
Wright,
I will accept that trial as a joint effort between us, no more. When I finally beat you, it will be because of your client being guilty unbeknownst to you, not because you were blackmailed into defending a murderer. You told me yourself you’ve had other guilty clients before – I’ll get you eventually.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
You’re welcome to try!
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, talent manager, piano man, 0.5 of a paralegal
Wright,
I shall look forward to it.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Notes:
Reminder: one of my headcanons that’s in play for this fic is that Phoenix had a decent number of clients outside of the ones we see in the games (enough that he had a livable income) and that, as not all of these were innocent, his ‘perfect record’ up until the Engarde trial was media exaggeration and court rumour rather than fact, as up until that point he’d won all the trials he partook in that were highly publicized in any way.
Chapter 84
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Edgeyyyyyyyy~ help meeeeeeeeeee~!!!”
Miles waits for the drawn-out wail to subside before putting the phone back to his ear. “I am not paying your bail again, I told you that was a one-time thing, and I meant it.”
“Ouch! What did I ever do to you? Don’t answer that.”
“A wise choice.” Miles glances at his watch, then rises from his desk, gathering his files, “Larry, it’s four in the morning for you and I have to get to the courthouse, so unless this is-”
“WHAT DO I WEAR TO AN INTERVIEW?!”
He pauses in gathering his court gown from its hanger. “I beg your pardon?”
“Your friend, Streamer, I’m doing that interview for him in a couple hours and- what do I wear?! He was so excited when I talked to him and he said lots of other people are excited too, and I don’t wanna embarrass the franchise or Mr. Powers or anything, I- …I don’t wanna mess this up too. I’ve been working at the clock shop for six months now and – that’s a record for me you know – and… please?”
Miles stares at his gown, then sighs. He is trying to be nicer to Larry, and it’s not as though this won’t benefit him as well, or even take long. “A dress shirt, a tie, a decent jacket or sports coat if you have one, darker colours, no patterns.”
“Wha- oh! Oh, yeah, I can do that, thanks, Edgey, I owe you one!”
And the artist is gone before Miles can respond, which is why he feels no qualms at all about saying, “Call it even,” to the dial tone. He’s trying to be nicer, be a better friend, to the man, and he is grateful to him for various things… but, at the end of the day, Larry is still Larry, and there are some things that walking disaster zone just doesn’t need to know.
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March 2022
Miles blinks groggily at his living room ceiling.
…he really needs to stop doing this. True, he’s aware that other people have the tendency to nod off in strange places, but until recently Miles has never been prone to falling asleep anywhere except in bed and, very occasionally, the sofa of his office during especially grueling cases that don’t allow him time to return home for rest. Yet here he is, wrapped around Pess the Second, clad in his pajamas and the enormous pink sweater Trucy made for him, the selection screen music of Steel Samurai season six disc two still quietly emanating from the television. A quick fumbling look at his cell phone confirms that he hasn’t overslept, but it’s still very much morning.
Drat.
Another tally for the conclusion that watching his favorite show in these conditions is probably too comfortable. An interesting experience, but one he really shouldn’t be repeating if he wishes to maintain his usual standards of structured living.
…
…at least, he comforts himself as he rises and folds the pleasantly green blanket he recently purchased for occasions such as this, he’s only doing it on nights when he knows for certain that oversleeping won’t ruin his schedule for the next day…
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He’s only watching so he knows how much damage control he needs to do – that’s what Miles tells himself as he tunes in to Streamer’s interview with ‘Laurice Deauxnim: the Secret Samurai’ when the video is finally edited and posted. He’s only seen a handful of his… friend’s (are they friends?) videos, but they seem to be well made enough for the medium. There had been several on Steel Samurai minutiae that had been decent, and a few more he’d watched because he’d had no idea what a ‘veil poi’ was and been curious, then fascinated to see the other man using long, slender streams of weighted fabric on lengths of cord to recreate various special move effects of some Steel Samurai characters without use of CGI, as the man has done at Steel Kon UK a few times for his various crossplays.
And, physically at least, Larry seems to have made a decent enough showing – yes, he’s wearing his favorite orange sports jacket, but over a black dress shirt with a darker orange tie, so it doesn’t look as garish as usual – really, the colour rather suits him. He also pairs this with the sort of hat and veil cosplayers of the Steel Samurai’s civilian form commonly use to replicate the shadow that hides his face in the show.
“Well I couldn’t just show up in a Steel Samurai mask,” Larry chirps when Streamer asks him about it, “That would have been… I can’t remember the word, but I’m not Will Powers and the Steel Samurai never shows his face, so!”
“I take it you’re a fan, then?” the interviewer asks with slight amusement.
“Uh, more of Mr. Powers than the show,” he admits, rubbing his neck, “But he’s really cool, have you seen him in costume?! He makes you forget he doesn’t have facial expressions ‘cause of the mask, and that’s hard! Even when he’s not powered up he’s still gotta do all that physical acting all the time, it’s wild!!”
“So you don’t actually know that much about the Steel Samurai franchise?”
“Well, I learned for the part?” Larry admits, as opposed to making up some malarkey about having been a long-time fan or something of the such, “And I actually got to spend some time with Mr. Powers and that was super useful, because wow does he think through his roles! I’m pretty sure I’ll never meet a better physical actor, the guy knows his body language!”
“Why wear a mask for this interview, then?”
“… ‘cause I’m not the Steel Samurai? And like – I’m actually more of an artist than an actor and… I mean, the series and franchise have been going on forever now, right? If they wanted him to have a civilian face, they’d have given him one by now, right? Um…”
At this point, Miles waits for a screen cut as Larry’s infamously big mouth finally causes problems, but instead he stops, takes a deep breath, and continues.
“He’s a hero, but he doesn’t think of himself as one, right? The Steel Samurai. To him he’s just a guy doing what he thinks anyone would do in his situation. So that’s why the face and name of his civilian form aren’t important, ‘cause he can be anyone. It’s not a story about who he was or him coming to terms with complicated stuff or anything, it’s just… a guy who keeps choosing to do the right thing, over and over again. So he’s kinda the simplest character in the whole franchise, but he’s also the one you’d want to be like if you could? I actually know a guy like him kinda and just… they’re good people, you know? The kind that makes you want to be good people, too.”
…Miles actually has to pause the video because… that was a startlingly good answer and analysis, especially considering who it just came from. Perhaps this interview won’t be the disaster he’d half-feared it would be after all. This new mindset in place, he settles down to watch the rest.
And it’s a strange experience indeed to listen to Larry talk… intelligently about a subject for any length of time. To be reminded that he not only creates art and works as an actor at times, but actively studied both and did so well enough to earn his degree. It’s surreal. Just as Miles knows that Will Powers is a gifted actor, but has never before considered just how much of a difference having one’s face hidden makes how one has to display emotions. In contrast, Larry seems to have not only considered it but spent a great deal of time thinking about the subject, even citing his natural tendency to talk with his whole body as one of the reasons he got the part. If it wasn’t for the fact that he also admits that he tried out in the first place because he fell hard for the actress playing the Pink Princess, and also proudly announcing that he runs on love and sandwiches, Miles would be seriously wondering if it was actually Larry doing the interview at all.
Well, that, the rose-tinted glasses Larry still obviously views his interactions with the Pink Princess’s actress with, and a few moments that Miles is reasonably sure are edited-out instances of Larry seeing just how far he can swallow his own foot. Otherwise, it’s actually quite interesting, hearing about the training the artist had to do for the various stunts and special moves, his interactions with the rest of the cast – even his eclectic job history gets mentioned, including his current one of helping to assemble and repair clocks, with the occasional art commission on the side. And here is where the interview makes an unexpected revelation as far as Miles is concerned.
“Yeah, I’ve done stuff of peoples’ original characters before,” Larry admits cheerfully, “I’m not the best at mimicking more stylized, um… styles, though – I went for fine art, my friend Nick was the one considering becoming a manga-ka. You should hear him, too, he always makes fun of my sketches, like everything he draws isn’t super stylized! Like, yeah, he can draw a decent anime character if you want, but don’t even bother asking him for something more realistic…”
Well now.
Isn’t that interesting?
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M Edgeworth: What kind of manga were you planning to write?
P Wright: …you know…
M Edgeworth: About your true background in art?
M Edgeworth: Yes, I do.
M Edgeworth: And miraculously it hasn’t erased my memory of how you’ve been passing yourself off as a fine arts student for years.
P Wright: Hey, I know some stuff!
P Wright: Manga-ka still have to know anatomy!
P Wright: …to a certain extent…
P Wright: It’s a stylized art, it’s not supposed to look 100% accurate to real life!
P Wright: And it’s not like the classics are any better at times!
M Edgeworth: I wouldn’t know; I’ve never studied art.
P Wright: …take my word for it?
M Edgeworth: Knowing what I do now, I think I’ll confirm with a source of information that has proven to be more reliable on this subject.
P Wright: The internet?
M Edgeworth: Larry, he actually has his BA in the subject.
P Wright: …I’m pretty sure that comment counts as attempted murder, I’m reporting you to- no, I’m telling Gumshoe so he can be disappointed in you.
P Wright: So there.
M Edgeworth: Imagine my terror.
P Wright: :(
P Wright: Fine, what do I have to do to make you pretend this whole conversation never happened?
M Edgeworth: This is vital information, Wright. I sincerely doubt there is anything you could offer that would stop me holding this over your head.
P Wright: I’ll draw you a picture of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto in the style of the Steel Samurai anime.
M Edgeworth: Done.
Notes:
Straight from the AA wiki article: “Shu Takumi has speculated that the reason Wright was studying art at college was to become a Shakespearean actor. However, character artist Kumiko Suekane prefers to think that Wright was studying to become a manga artist.” (And I like to combine the two ideas and headcanon that Phoenix decided to focus on acting, but also studied manga and comic art on the side and took a few classes from them, because it is a concept that sparks joy in me , so why not?)
Chapter 85
Notes:
Wildfey on tumblr did some adorable art for the fic, please go take a look!
Chapter Text
April 2022
Phoenix looks incredibly put out when Skype connects. “Larry returned the money he owed me yesterday.”
“…I would have thought this cause for celebration?” Miles ventures, unsure what the trap in this statement is, but knowing there’s one in there.
“Oh I was delighted at first,” Phoenix freely admits, “Right up until I realized that I’ve never lent him as much as he ‘returned’ to me, on account of him being Larry and me not being an idiot.”
This creases Miles’s brow in puzzlement. “Then why on earth would Larry be claiming he needed to pay you back?”
“Because Trucy is determined,” Phoenix replies, tone grim, “And she decided to recruit Larry into her attempts to contribute to the household income. She should have chosen better, he cracked like an egg even without me having to use my magatama.” He groans, running a hand through hair he’s finally feeling safe enough to start growing out again. “I guess that at least this time he was lying because he thought she was being sweet instead of because he messed up and was embarrassed; that’s kind of an improvement.”
“It can be seen as such, yes,” Miles agrees, “I take it Trucy is in trouble?”
“Oooooooh yes – she’s lost her cell phone privileges for two weeks, which means she’s also lost her wandering around alone privileges for the same amount of time, since she needs one to have the other.”
“Hm. That feels… a rather difficult punishment to enforce with your daughter.”
“Nope, I’ve got her figured out. I said up front that we both knew how easy it’d be for her to get around this, and I was trusting her not to.”
“And she values your trust too deeply to break it like this.”
“Exactly,” Phoenix nods, “And I don’t like using it against her like this, but… I’m her dad. It’s part of my job to make rules and enforce them for her, you know?” he sighs and rubs the side of his face, “That said, I’m forever grateful that she’s such a good kid most of the time and I don’t have to do this often. Give me having to help sort out complex emotional stuff that means I have to read child psychology articles during my breaks any day, I’ll take it!”
“I assume from your comment that April still isn’t her favorite time of year, for obvious reasons?” Miles inquires, trying for a sympathetic tone and hoping he’s achieved it.
“For her or me,” the man confirms without apparent offense, so the sympathy probably came through, “But we’re dealing with it, one year at a time. The weather’s too nice in April to let that dang trial ruin it forever.”
A decent reasoning. “So, this is the end of Trucy trying to scam you into money?”
“I sincerely doubt it,” Phoenix pulls out decently posh British tones for a moment before dropping back into his natural accent, “But hopefully this keeps her from involving other people again, because that’s where I draw the line.”
“That sounds fair.” Miles checks the time and sighs. “Either we’re going to have to cut this short or switch off the video feature, as I need to finish packing.”
“Or you could just let me watch you pack,” Phoenix says mildly.
Miles raises an eyebrow at him. “You would have me bring a strange man into my bedroom?”
“I- wha- ye- I mean, no-! I mean- I’m not strange!”
“You are both strange and ridiculous.”
The man huffs but switches off his own video in a red-faced fluster. “Fine, but if I don’t see you, you don’t see me – fair’s fair!”
“Wright you are.”
“Yes I am- wait, you said that with a w, didn’t you?! Ugh, you and your puns!”
Miles simply laughs as he switches off his own video before unplugging his laptop to carry with him from his home office to his bedroom. “How is your current job going? Have you mastered a second song on the piano yet?”
“I have not!” Phoenix says with something like pride, “Though my boss is slowly coming to terms with the fact that he made a horrible mistake when he chose my cover job.”
“Indeed. And the poker?”
“Still undefeated while on the job. It’s getting easier to just… hold my poker face, too.”
Miles wrinkles his nose, even if the other man can’t see it. “Effective as your technique is, I cannot claim a fondness for it – it makes you appear drugged, or perhaps drunk.”
“Could be worse – I could actually be one of those things.”
“And risk being off your game at a crucial moment? You wouldn’t dare.”
“You’re right!”
“I thought you were Wright?”
“Argh! Stop that! If you keep this up I’m going to start learning how to pun too, you jerk, just watch me! I’ll get so good you’ll be stunned!”
“I think you mean I’ll be punned.”
“Edgeworth!!!”
Miles laughs cheerfully at the man’s pain and begins to assemble the things he’ll need for his coming several weeks in England while in the background Phoenix complains at him and his far superior grasp of the English language.
(It crosses his mind to wonder what would happen if Phoenix were actually here with him. How the man would react if, say, Miles gave him a kiss on the cheek mid-rant.)
(Miles then gets to pause in his packing for a few minutes and be very glad that his video is off as his mind, without any further prompting, supplies some rather unlikely (albeit pleasant) reactions Phoenix could have to Miles taking such actions, especially given the current location.)
(Fortunately the man takes his sudden silence as an unspoken agreement to stop punning for now as opposed to an inadvertent onslaught of semi-risqué thoughts, meaning his embarrassment remains at survivable levels.)
“Anyway, you’re in a good mood today. Got an interesting case waiting for you in London?”
“Two, as it happens. I look forward to the challenge.”
Phoenix chuckles. “You sure it’s not the chance to go inflict yourself on another courthouse for a bit you’re looking forward to?”
Miles pauses in the careful placement of suit in suitcase, puzzling at the question with his full attention. “Of course not – why would it be?”
“Aw, come on now,” the man’s smart-aleck grin carries through his words, “We both know how much you like being a ronin lawyer~!”
“Nyrg!” Miles’s cheeks had been cooling down, but now the heat up again at this new source of embarrassment. “It’s ‘questing lawyer’ – and I do not!”
“I thought ‘traveling lawyer’ was being pushed as the new term?”
…one of the worst things about Wright is that he makes it too easy to forget just how intelligent he is – like that poker face he uses, relaxed, half-lidded eyes hiding just how sharp the mind behind that dull expression can be. “It is. ‘Questing’ is another term that has been used as a replacement as well – I prefer ‘traveling,’ however.” It’s far less likely to get that dratted European moniker of his brought up.
“Bet you like ‘ronin’ best, though.”
The man is both Wright and correct, and also never going to be informed of this. “I need to finish packing and you need to sleep, so unless you have anything else of note to say…?”
“Okay, okay, fine, be that way,” he backs off, “Just remember my boss okayed me for vanishing when I need to so long as I don’t stay away too long, so call me if you need me.”
“I will,” Miles agrees, “Though it’s still strange that he’s all right with that.”
“He says it adds to the mystique,” Phoenix verbally shrugs, “Part of the allure of having an infamous in-house champion or something – it’s actually good for business if I seem kinda seedy.”
“…you live a very strange life.”
“And don’t I know it! Safe travels, Edgeworth.”
“Sleep well, Wright.”
OoOoOoOoO
Not quite two weeks later sees Miles in a far less genial frame of mind. “Wright.”
“Edgeworth?” Phoenix yawns, “It’s- ugh, it’s eight in the morning, and I know that’s not so bad, but I only got to bed at three-”
“You meant what you said about being able to come over here if I needed you to, yes?”
“What? Of course I- crap, when do you need me by?”
“Tomorrow would be best,” Miles stares balefully at the police station wall next to the telephone and resists the urge to rest his head on it, as it’s likely filthy, “Though it will most likely be the day after, as I won’t be able to arrange for your travel until tomorrow. Speaking of which, write down the number I’m about to tell you, you’ll need to call it when I hang up.”
“Why?”
“To inform my superiors that I need someone to come to the local station and vouch for my identity.”
“Your- Edgeworth, what happened?!”
“The same thing that happened last time you were in England.”
“You got arrested?”
“More detail.”
“…you got mistaken for a Handsome Gentleman Thief again?!”
“Unfortunately, yes.”
The man manages to (mostly) contain his laughter while writing down the telephone number he’s given. “Okay, I’ll tell my boss I need to vanish for a bit and ask Larry to watch Trucy- crap, I’m guessing my suits are still in Germany?”
“They are – don’t worry about formality too much, I need you for legwork this time more than anything else.”
“…I’m happy to help, but isn’t it kind of silly to bring me over just to run errands…?”
“Who said anything about errands, Wright? Events have transpired, and even I cannot investigate two places at once.”
He is unable to say more than this, however, as the policeman overseeing his phone call announces that his time is up and disconnects it, then leads Miles to sit in disgruntled silence in his cell. Ignoring the catcalling from further down the cell block, Miles sits down on his cot, closes his eyes, and begins to mentally review what he’s learned so far. Two challenging cases have transmuted into three, all suddenly on various time limits that end within the month, and he doesn’t have a second to waste.
Chapter 86
Notes:
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Phoenix arrives in London on the seventeenth of April. Miles actually sees him for the first time on the nineteenth, and everything in between is a harried mixture of texts, phone calls, sleep deprivation, and far more murder investigation than should ever be required for two cases of theft and one of identity fraud. Miles doesn’t even usually cover identity fraud, but he’d been the one to find the body and for some reason that means it’s his job to sort it out now, in spite of the fact that he’s already busy with the aforementioned cases of theft which he was actually brought to London to prosecute.
When he and Phoenix finally do cross paths, it’s just before the first trial Miles is prosecuting starts, and Miles just has time to voice approval of the man’s wardrobe (slacks, turtleneck, and a sports jacket, all in black out of an attempt to follow the dress code) before they’re behind the bar and facing battle in court.
They win, barely, in something of an uncoordinated mess thanks to their lack of previous interaction, but also quickly, leaving a brief period of space that they both use to sleep before legging it in opposite directions for the remaining two cases. By the end of the following week they’ve been in each other’s’ physical presence for perhaps a day and a half sum total, won the second case, and lost the third, though Miles is fairly certain the defense had the right of it anyway, which eases the blow. In any event, he and Phoenix are finally able to collapse into a sofa in the prosecutors’ lobby, at last allowed to openly acknowledge just how frantic a trip it’s been.
Leaning back, Miles fishes out his handkerchief to mop his brow. “Well that is an experience that certainly doesn’t bear repeating.”
“Agreed,” Phoenix moans, shifting to a position so the sofa better supports his back, “That was crazy, even for me. Really drives home the fact that I’m not twenty-four anymore.”
“Quite,” Miles nods in agreement, “Oh, how is Trucy?” he’s been trying to find time to ask since Phoenix arrived, and it’s frustrating that it’s taken him this long to succeed.
“Doing well, having fun with Larry, sad she couldn’t come for this, was delighted to get her cellphone back a day early so we could do daily calls like I did last time I came to Europe without her.”
“I’m surprised you found the time,” Miles says, honestly impressed.
Phoenix shrugs. “The important thing was that I called, not how lo-” he cuts himself off as he turns to Miles, and his eyes bug out before he slaps a hand over his mouth to futilely hold in his laughter.
“What? What is it?” Miles glares at him, resisting the urge to check his clothes (he had accidentally worn a court vest with his investigation clothes for one day, but naturally that man had shown up to witness him in a solid wine suit).
“You- you-” the man in question struggles to get words out through helpless laughter and finally just points at Miles’s hand.
Which, he discovers, is not holding his handkerchief, but rather his spare jabot.
Which he just wiped his face with.
Miles can feel his cheeks colouring to match his court vest. “You will tell no one.”
“Objection, I will tell everyone.”
“Wright-!”
“Miles, darling!”
If the greeting wasn’t hint enough at the newcomer’s identity, her visage is one not easily forgotten – she dresses like a Victorian vampire who has discovered pastels, her family’s crest pinned at her throat, the grey-purple hair that runs in her family not yet partially hidden beneath a peruke. Quickly Miles tucks away his spare jabot and stands to greet her. “Prosecutor van Zieks.”
She laughs, but allows him to politely bow over her hand. “So stiff, as always! But who is your friend? Don’t tell me he’s the delightful fellow you’ve been spotted with in court over the past few years?”
“That would probably be me, yeah,” Phoenix says, standing to flash a smile and awkwardly imitate Miles’s bow, “Phoenix Wright, ace legal aid.”
She offers a shallow curtsey in return. “Hjördis van Zieks, one third of the Triplets of Death.” At his expression she laughs again. “Oh come now, I don’t bite, usually. Though I take it you’ve never heard of my family? Well, you are American, after all.” She pats him on the cheek then turns to Miles. “You explain to him, darling, I must go dress for court, and you will come, won’t you? It’s court seven, Helge is presiding and I’ll being facing darling Jonathan, so it’s sure to be worth watching. It wouldn’t do to send Mr. Wright here home without getting to witness something like this! Ta-ta!” And she’s gone in a swirl of skirts.
Miles blinks, checks to make sure that he and Phoenix are alone in the prosecutors’ lobby again, then collapses back onto the sofa with a flare of gown and a complete disregard as to whether he’s stretching out the knees and seat of his trousers. Then he swears in German for a bit. Much as he loves practicing law, he’d been looking forward to going back to his hotel room and curling up with a novel; an off-hand comment from Ray had reminded him of an old Wodehouse series his father was fond of and used to read to him sometimes, and it’s been a pleasure rediscovering it…
“What’s got you so worked up?” Phoenix asks, amused, “She seemed nice enough.”
“Yes, she can be very charming,” Miles growls with all the ill will of the socially awkward towards the naturally charismatic, “And she could likely be… persuaded to see reason, should you wish to retire for a period, after the madness of the past week…?”
“Actually, I’m kind of curious,” the man admits, “I haven’t had the chance to just watch a trial over here, let alone one in a language I can actually follow without a translator. Plus, it might be risky to turn down an invitation from a ‘Triplet of Death.’” He winks.
Miles rolls his eyes, indulges himself in another moment of boneless sulking, then reassembles his posture and his dignity. Phoenix came to London thanks to a last-minute request and has been run off his feet ever since – it’s only fair to allow him to do something he wants to. “As you wish, then.”
Besides, the van Zieks family, as well as being one he has some familiarity with, is powerful within its own right, holding strong sway in the court systems, and, tired though he is, Miles would prefer to remain in their good graces.
“Cool,” Phoenix grins as they both rise to go to courtroom seven, “Thanks. Hey, why are they called the Triplets of Death, anyway? She didn’t seem that scary, especially for a prosecutor.”
He snorts “Hjördis and her siblings – Ylva and Helge – are descendants of a nobleman called Barok van Zieks. He was a prosecutor here in London at the turn of the twentieth century, nicknamed ‘the Death God of the Old Bailey,’ as it was said the Grim Reaper himself dogged his footsteps. A lot of superstitious nonsense, really.”
“Sounds like someone I know, though,” Phoenix raises an amused eyebrow.
Miles gives him a withering look. “You know, sometimes I’m almost certain you have a functioning brain, but then you say things like that and I am forced to reconsider,” he snips, “The ‘curse’ Barok was supposedly under turned out to be nothing more than rumour, ill luck, and machinations against him, but such titles often outlast their truth.”
Phoenix shrugs. “People like a good story. You’d have kicked that ‘Demon Prosecutor’ thing ages ago if they didn’t.”
“That is… somewhat different. That, I brought on myself, by my own actions. Do not attempt to contradict me,” he adds before the man can get a word out, “Perhaps I was misguided, but the actions were still mine. In contrast, Ylva, Helge, and Hjördis are merely the subjects of old rumour and superstition. The current ‘theory,’ as illogical as it is, is that they are the heirs of Barok’s legacy of death, but only when they’re together.”
That causes the man to pause, turning to Miles with a confused expression. “How does that work?”
“They’re all members of the legal system; it is said that whenever the three of them work on the same case, someone directly connected to that case will die.”
Phoenix raises an eyebrow, then allows Miles to take the lead, since he’s more familiar with this courthouse’s layout. “Yeah, I can see what you mean about rumours. Any truth to them from what you’ve seen?”
“I wouldn’t know,” Miles shrugs, “After it happened for the fourth time in a row, there was an unofficial rule passed banning them from working the same cases anymore, and I was only eighteen at the time. They haven’t worked the same case since. Ah, we’ve arrived.” Ignoring Phoenix’s spluttering, he takes a moment to remove his gown and drape it over one arm, then opens the door and leads the way into court seven.
Notes:
To everyone who thought Ylva was a descendant of the Dai Gyakuten Saiban’s Sherlock Holmes… surprise! Her husband, Jonathan Holmes, is the Holmes descendant, she just decided to take his surname when they married. Ylva wears the van Zieks crest on her left lapel, btw, and Helge wears his on his right lapel.
Chapter 87
Notes:
This chapter brought to you later than intended by: Joints-hurting juice (ouch, my knuckles!)
Over on tumblr puzzlinghappenstance did a gorgeous piece of fan art, which you can see here, please take a look!
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Unsurprisingly, once they enter the court Phoenix gravitates towards the defense’s gallery. Ah well, it provides a better view of the prosecution anyway…
The man pauses in taking a seat in the front, however, as something occurs to him. “Wait a second – didn’t Prosecutor van Zieks say that the presiding judge’s name is Helge?”
“She did.”
“Obviously not the same Helge as her brother, though.”
“No,” Miles replies with a raised eyebrow, “They are the same man.”
“What?!” he squawks, then cowers under the glares his outburst earns from other spectators in the midst of finding seats, repeating in a quieter demand, “What?! That can’t possibly be fair.”
“I don’t see why not – the man she’s facing, Jonathan Holmes, is their brother-in-law.”
“Oh.” Phoenix calms somewhat, “So the third one didn’t go into law?”
“How do you survive in court, I wonder, when you’re so very fond of making haphazard assumptions?” he smirks at the sour look this earns him, “In any case, Ylva Holmes is also a defense attorney. She and her husband work for the same firm; should she happen to take a case and it turns out that Hjördis is prosecuting and Helge presiding then she trades it for whatever case he’s working on instead. It’s one of the ways they avoid the ‘curse’. She and Helge are the ones most likely to be moved from a case should the three of them end up on the same one.”
“Is that what happened with this one?”
“How should I know? I’ve been busy all month, I didn’t even realize that Hjördis was in court today until she ran into us in the lobby.”
“Sheesh, grumpy.”
“Tired is the word I believe you’re looking for, tired yet graciously refraining from returning to our hotel room so that you can watch the coming proceedings.”
“Fine, fine,” Phoenix waves him off but falls silent.
The court slowly fills. Hjördis appears with a black and white version of her previous outfit beneath her court gown, gracefully yellowing peruke set in careful place over her hair. Across the court, Holmes sports a more traditional courtroom suit, though his usual bandolier of vials and gadgets seems to have been traded for an odd pair of metal bracers today (likely due to Hjördis’s presence). All rise as Judge van Zieks enters in his appropriately more elaborate gown and wig. He takes his podium, doesn’t even bother to look at the rest of the court as he reaches into his gown-
Phoenix chokes at the bottle of wine, glass, and corkscrew that are placed on the podium. “He’s not actually-! Not during an actual trial-?!”
As it happens, Helge van Zieks is actually, during an actual trial, in the long-noted tradition of his family, uncorking the bottle and pouring a measure of pale golden liquid into his wine glass. He swirls and lifts it to the light as he sits, then takes a sip with obvious pleasure before setting glass by bottle at his left elbow.
“Coo, it’s gonna be a good ‘un if ‘e’s into the Tokay already,” a spectator behind Miles mutters as Helge picks up his gavel and turns his attention to the court at large.
“Before we begin,” he states, glaring between Holmes and Hjördis, “Were it in my power I would have this entire spectacle that is physical offense between lawyers banned altogether, but one must work with the system one has at hand when it is at hand. This being the case, I want it to be absolutely clear that this is a civilized courtroom, and that means that if either of you draw blood I will be handing out severe penalties. No, Mr. Holmes, I do not care who starts it, and no, Prosecutor van Zieks, I do not care if it is an accident – we are here to administer law, and during my trials I will have no bloodshed! Am I understood?”
“Yes, your honour.”
“Of course, your honour!”
“Good,” he takes another sip of golden wine, then brings his gavel down. “Then I declare this court to be in session.”
“I suddenly understand why he’s allowed to be the judge for this,” Phoenix mutters quietly.
“The man has the patience of a saint and the neutrality of the Face of God, if you listen to rumour,” Miles replies softly, “Now do be quiet, they’re starting.”
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An hour in, and Phoenix is leaning forward in his seat so he can rest his folded arms on the railing in front of them and prop up his chin while watching the court proceedings going on below. “You know, I’ve known about it for years now, but the idea of pooling evidence between the defense and prosecution is still so weird.”
Miles rolls his eyes. “Could you at least try to be a little less American, Wright? We’re in public.”
“You’re American too, you know.”
“I have dual citizenship.”
“Oh, ri- wait, did I know that?”
“How should I know?”
“I thought maybe you’d remember if you’d tol-”
“HOLD IT!” Hjördis’s strident demand cuts across their conversation, drawing attention back to her, and Phoenix sits up a little as she begins to batter an irregularity in the current witness’s statement.
“Oh, this looks good… You know, she’s kind of intimidating, but it’s nice to see a trial where the lawyers are just… lawyering, you know? No whips or coffee mugs or paint balloons or anything. It’s refreshing.”
“Mmm,” Miles hums acknowledgement of the man’s words, and silently becomes a great deal more invested in the trial at the realization that Phoenix both doesn’t know the lawyers in question as he does, and also has seemingly forgotten the warning Helge gave them both before calling the court to order.
A kinder man would let his friend know what’s likely in store before the day’s session is over.
However Phoenix is not with a kinder man. He is with Miles. And Miles, personally, is looking forward to seeing the expression on his friend’s face when the defense and prosecution finally clash.
OoOoOoOoO
The moment Miles has been waiting for finally comes after a particularly good counter-argument on Holmes’s part, and it’s Miles’s turn to lean forward in his seat slightly, one eye on Phoenix as Hjördis tilts her head to the side, teeth gleaming in a pointed smile.
“Mr. Holmes, you are a defense attorney, are you not?”
He huffs at this. “Of course I am.”
“Then defend yourself!” And she vaults over the bar, shedding her court gown and long skirts as she goes to reveal beneath them leggings, tall boots, and twin swords which she has in her hands before she’s halfway across the room. This alone would be a display worthy of the surprised yelp it elicits from Phoenix, but it takes only a moment to escalate as Holmes sheds his own court gown and the metal bracers on his arms somehow unfurl into a sword and buckler. They meet with a crash in the center of the court, locking weapons for a moment.
“You won’t get the drop on me this time, van Zieks!” the defense attorney snarls, “You may delight in testing me, but you’ll require a method far more rigorous if you wish to prove your theories!”
“Ah, darling Jonathan,” she laughs in reply, merry and a touch mad, “Always forcing me to raise the stakes!”
They break apart and circle for a moment, then there’s a swirling flash of blades as they rejoin, break apart, circle, re-engage-
By the end of a five-minute bout, Phoenix is limp with nerves, slumping back in his seat as Hjördis smugly struts back to her bench and re-dons her elegant skirts (Miles has never figured out how she manages to get such bulky things on and off so quickly, in spite of seeing her do so on numerous occasions), while Holmes struggles to get his own weapons to return to the form of bracers again.
“Holy crap, Edgeworth, there’s no way that was legal!”
“It was perfectly legal,” Miles replies with a raised eyebrow, “They’re both using dull blades, highly skilled swordmasters, and licensed to carry their weapons, not to mention the fact that they casually spar with one another on a routine basis outside of court.”
“But,” the man sputters, gesturing more for the sake of emphasis than to direct Miles’s attention in a particular direction, “The judge- wasn’t he talking about blood at the beginning of the trial-?!”
He shrugs. “They both get over-invested at times, and it makes them sloppy when they do.”
“Ah.” Phoenix shoots Hjördis a newly-wary look, “Should I be asking what she does when she’s not facing Mr. Holmes?”
“Generally she stands on the bench, waves her swords, and attempts to be intimidating.”
“Ah.” This gets a weak nod, a space of silence as court proceedings get properly back underway, then Phoenix leaning towards Miles again. “How the hell do you know these people well enough that one of them personally invited you to watch one of her trials?!”
“I don’t want to hear anything about knowing strange people from you, Wright,” Miles hisses back, “And the van Zieks are eccentric, but they’re also a prominent force in the British legal system, not to mention nobility. We attend many of the same social functions as a result, and have since I was a boy. Now do be quiet, we’re in the middle of a trial!”
“You’re a trial,” Phoenix subsides with a grumble, and Miles has to stuff a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud and disrupting court himself. Really, of all the times for that man to come up with a good pun…
Notes:
‘Hjördis’ means ‘sword goddess’ in the Swedish translation of the name. ‘Helge’ means ‘holy/blessed,’ and ‘Ylva’ means ‘she-wolf.’ All of their names are derived from Old Norse in some way or another, and, as I couldn’t find a way to slip this into the story, it’s because their mother is Swedish, so they all got names that are either Swedish or used in Sweden.
Chapter 88
Notes:
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“Well that was intense,” Phoenix stretches as Helge bangs his gavel and declares the trial will continue the following day. He stands just in time for there to be a loud twanging and a vehement “Bollocks!” from the defense’s bench, where Holmes’s collapsible buckler apparently decides it’s tired of being folded up and unfurls with such force that it’s launched off his wrist and into the gallery behind him, just missing Phoenix’s head. As he stands frozen in shock, Miles manages to corner the spectator who’s picked it up before he can vanish with it.
“I’ll take that, if you please.”
“Yeh? An’ who’re you, then?”
“Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor,” he snaps, flicking back his lapel to reveal his badge beneath it, “I know the van Zieks family and, as a result, Mr. Holmes as well. And,” he narrows his eyes, “Now I also know your face. So you will hand that piece of private property over so I may return it to its rightful owner.”
The man grumbles under his breath but relinquishes the small shield. If he’s completely honest with himself, Miles would have preferred to leave the thief to it and avoid Jonathan Holmes entirely. The man is less eccentric than his wife or her siblings, but, for all that he and Miles have similar approaches to legal matters in terms of deductions and the use of logic, they don’t get along very well. Possibly because Miles had met the van Zieks triplets for the first time when they were twenty-one and he was ten and still adapting to life in Germany, whereas he’d met Holmes for the first time while working as an aid before he took the bar, and had proceeded to be thoroughly aggravating to the older man. Their interactions have been rather snide ever since.
Regardless, the second leg of Yatagarasu he might be, but Miles doesn’t actually approve of theft, so to the defense lobby he and Phoenix go. They catch the attorney just leaving it, and he narrows his eyes at them.
“Stay away from my case, Edgeworth, having Hjördis in the equation is complicated enough without factoring in you as well.”
“Is that any way to speak to someone who went out of his way to ensure your no-doubt precious prototype didn’t get stolen?” Miles replies with what Phoenix has assured him on numerous occasions is a truly obnoxious smirk.
Holmes’s lips thin but he accepts the item with a crisp, shallow bow. “Thank-you. I deduce from your possession of this that you attended today’s trial?”
“Naturally, your sister-in-law insisted,” Miles spreads his hands in a shrug, “And my associate was interested.”
“Phoenix Wright,” the man in question introduces himself with an offered hand and a friendly smile, “Ace legal aid, working towards European paralegal and then an eventual return to the defense myself.”
His handshake is accepted. “Jonathan Holmes, defense attorney and inventor.”
“Pleased to meet you! Say, I’ve been wondering – is it ‘Holmes’ like ‘Sherlock Holmes’?”
Instantly the attorney’s expression goes cold and he turns it on Miles. “I take back any comments I’ve made about your so-called ‘progress,’ you’re just as insufferable now as you were at nineteen!”
Actually, Miles is nearing the point where he’s going to have to call a cab, and had forgotten that Phoenix is likely as familiar as most are with the ‘true accounts’ of Sherlock Holmes written by John and later Iris Watson, but not with more accurate versions of the detective’s history. The current Holmes doesn’t need to know that, however. “Still ashamed of your ancestor’s antics? I can’t say I relate – we Edgeworths may not be as prestigious or well-known, historically speaking, but at least ours is a lineage of dignity.”
“Dig-!” Holmes turns red, his dusty brown hair coming loose from his peruke to fall into his eyes, “That’s rich for you to speak of shame, Galahad.”
Miles glares. “Why you-!”
“Galahad?” Phoenix blinks in confusion as both official lawyers turn to look at him, “Is that your middle name or something, Edgeworth? I didn’t think you had one.”
“He hasn’t told you?” Holmes’s eyes light with vindictive glee, shooting a smirk of his own at Miles as he brushes his hair out of his eyes, “Could it be you’re still embarrassed about that particular moniker?”
“Nyarg!” he sways back and tries to find his words, but Holmes is quicker for once, turning back to Phoenix with a sharp grin.
“It’s a little nickname he picked up while he was ‘relearning his trade,’ as he put it – ‘the American Galahad,’ our pink knight on his noble quest for knowledge, like Galahad questing for the Holy Grail. We all thought it was a ploy at first, naturally, given who his mentor was, but all subsequent testing of this has proven that theory unsound.” The bite in his tone softens as he sends a speculative look at Miles. “It seems he was sincere after all.”
“Of course I was sincere,” he huffs, colouring with embarrassment and folding his arms so he can grip the left one more subtly, “I was shown the error of my ways and sought to rectify matters – it was only logical!”
“Ah yes, how could I forget – the famous ‘that man,’” the defense attorney’s words grow amused again, “Ever shining before your eyes, your mysterious saviour.”
“Who?” Phoenix interjects again, and the intelligent thing to do would be to flee the scene and drag Wright with him, but Miles’s mind has gone those crucial few steps ahead that so often let him triumph in court, only this time the revelation they show has left him frozen in horror, unable to do more than watch as Holmes begins to speak again.
“Goodness me, you haven’t known young Edgeworth very long if you haven’t heard of ‘that man’ yet, the boy won’t shut up about him once he gets started! Some defense attorney who beat him at trial, showed him the error of his ways, possibly saved his life a few times. Apparently the fellow’s one of the finest legal minds of our age, if a tad unorthodox. Sounds like a nice enough chap – generally wears blue if I’m not mistaken, isn’t that right, Edgeworth? …Edgeworth?”
Miles, as if from a distance, watches Holmes take in his face, which feels so red it must surely be glowing, watches Holmes take in Phoenix’s own puzzled expression.
“Edgeworth and I knew each other as kids, and we’ve been friends for years.”
The current defense attorney’s jaw drops. “Good lord you’re him. You’re the one he’s always going on about!”
“Who goes on about who, darling?”
As if on a turntable, Miles comes to be facing this new member of the conversation and, oh gottverdammt, Hjördis has reappeared and she’s doing one of the things she does best – attract a crowd.
And Holmes is obviously willing to set aside the animosity of the court for this, even if they’re both still technically at work, as he freely waves her over. “This fellow here – he’s Galahad’s ‘that man!’”
“What, really?” the prosecutor flies over to peer at Phoenix in excitement, “Delightful! I’d begun to think you were about as real as Prosecutor deCarp’s Canadian queer platonic partner! But here you are! Did you really save darling Miles’s life?”
“Well, I mean,” Phoenix rubs the back of his neck, “Sort of? I mean, maybe? We don’t know he would have gotten the death sentence-?”
“So many questions when I want answers- oh!” her eyes widen as a thought occurs to her, “Percival! We have darling Miles as Galahad, so you must be Percival!”
That finally unsticks Miles’s tongue. “Don’t you encourage this! And, if you will excuse us, we’ve just come off a long set of trials and have places to be. Come, Wright.” And so saying he strides forward with enough force that the growing ring of onlookers is forced to step aside or be trampled underfoot.
It’s not until they’re well clear of the throng, indeed, until they’re halfway to his car, that Miles finally registers that Phoenix has been repeating his name for several minutes now and spins on his heel to face him.
“What?!”
The man rocks back, staggering in his attempt not to crash into Miles at the sudden halt. “Nothing! Er, wait, no, I mean- you can let go of my hand now.”
Miles stares at him, then his gaze drops to their indeed joined hands, a situation he apparently instigated. A situation he instigated in front of Hjördis, Holmes, and at least three other members of the legal profession he had recognized, and several more he had not.
…
…this is it, Miles Edgeworth chooses death for real this time-
“So, um, are you going to… let go?”
Gott im Himmel. Miles drops the man’s hand like it burns, rolls his court gown into a ball, and screams into it.
…
…yes, definitely better. He lowers the fabric from his face, shakes it out, and drapes it properly over one arm again before turning back towards where his car is parked. “It’s getting late – do you fancy room service or take out?”
“A hotel as nice as you have us in? Room ser- hey, wait a minute!” a clatter of feet and Wright appears in his peripheral vision. “You can’t just… all that and then pretend like nothing happened!”
“I can and I will.”
“Edgeworth!” the man runs ahead of him then stands in his path, arms spread to block his way. “Come on, it’s not 2016 anymore, you can’t just shut me out and expect me to go along with it! I’ve been worrying about what they call you over here since 2020 and it turns out it’s just ‘the American Galahad’?! You made it sound like it was worse than ‘Demon Prosecutor’! And what’s all of that ‘that man’ stuff they were talking about that had you going red – yeah, I saw that – and-!”
The onslaught of questions after such an exhausting week and harrowing past half-hour… Miles is a man with strong self-discipline, but even he has his limits, and apparently he’s just reached them. Though he surprises even himself (Wright is shocked speechless) when, instead of sparking into the anger to incite a row in the middle of the street, this one straw too many causes the entire tumultuous heap of emotions whirling around inside of him to collapse in on itself, leaving Miles feeling slumped and weary.
“…Edgeworth?” Wright asks, tone softer and more wary than before, “Are- are you okay?”
“I am very tired, Wright, and would prefer not to air these matters in the streets of London. If it could possibly wait until we reach the hotel…?”
“Yeah- yes, of course. Sorry.”
He simply nods in acknowledgement, and the rest of the trip – both to his car and their hotel room – is made in silence.
Notes:
If you managed to get ‘the American Galahad’ from Phoenix’s mangled attempt at pronouncing the German version (der amerikanische Galahad), congratulations – you’re psychic! Honestly, I’m impressed any of you even managed to pick out the ‘American’ from that tangle, it really wasn’t meant to be legible. ;)
Also, fun fact, this was originally all going to happen in the first England arc – Miles’s nickname, the Triplets of Death, the European courts figuring out Phoenix is ‘that man’… but then Phoenix and Miles proceeded to be incredibly entertaining in prison together, to the point that it was like, “This arc’s already long enough, better save it all for later.” So I did, and now it’s later!
Chapter 89
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“What do you know of Galahad?”
“He was one of King Arthur’s knights, right?” Phoenix watches him warily from the end of the bed as Miles paces his hotel room, court gown and grey jacket carefully hung in the closet, his wine vest several shades dimmer than its true colour.
“And?”
“Not much else, I was more into folk and fairy tales than the Round Table stories,” he scratches his neck, “I’ve seen some amateur productions of Spamalot, that’s fun.”
Miles pauses mid-step to furrow his brows at the man. “What?”
“Of course you don’t- it’s a silly spoof of the Round Table characters.”
“Oh.” He files this away in the unlikely chance it will be useful, his feet unconsciously beginning to move again. “In any case, from what I know Galahad isn’t quite as well known as some of the other knights – he’s added quite late, the last to join, the son of Lancelot, and the one who finds the holy grail, along with his companions Sir Percival and Sir Bors. He is the best of Arthur’s knights – that title is often given to Lancelot these days, but if one is familiar with Arthurian legend, it’s clearly stated that this role belongs to Galahad. It is what he was created to be.” He cuts himself off, staring at the wall, not looking at Wright.
“I don’t understand,” a shifting of cloth, the man is likely rubbing his chin in thought, “That sounds like a compliment to be associated with him then. Mr. Holmes mentioned that it was a joke at first, so I can see why you wouldn’t like that, but from what he said it’s not meant that way anymore. So why don’t you like it?”
“Because it is unearned!” Miles tells the wall, forcing his hands to stay at his sides, “While I’m not overly fond of it, ‘Demon Prosecutor’ is a title I earned by my own actions. ‘The American Galahad,’ however…? Only the first part has any accuracy, I am not so noble as the man they liken me to, nor nearly as without sin. It is praise too high, unasked for.” Taking a deep breath, he turns to Wright, willing him to understand. “I have not earned this. I am not a good enough man to be called thus.”
Slowly, the other man rises and makes his way over to Miles, like he’s approaching a wounded animal, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder. “Sometimes people just- they choose to think well of you, you know? And yeah, you did a bunch of bad stuff when you started, but I’m pretty sure anyone Manfred got his claws into would have been the same.
“And you don’t even use that as an excuse, you- you’re still trying to make up for all your mistakes and we’re lawyers – we both know how many people there are out there who do crap and just… never even consider that they could be wrong, forget try and do anything about it. So you’re not perfect – everyone here knows that, you grew up over here, you said you’ve known a lot of them for years, they know how you used to be and who raised you. And they still call you that, sincerely. Doesn’t that count for something, too?”
It would be a fine thing to be able to say yes, to accept the absolution offered, but Wright has almost always thought too well of him to be taken at face value in matters such as this. “I am- I am not…”
The hand moves from one shoulder to the other so that now the man has an arm around him, offering comfort, support. “I think you’ve changed more than you think. You’re so different from that jerk I met again after fifteen years. He didn’t care about the truth, or listen to other peoples’ opinions, or want help. And we’re only having this talk ‘cause you asked for my help to make sure the right people got sentenced. That guy wouldn’t have stood here like this and listened to me. So… maybe give yourself a little more credit?
“Besides,” he winks when Miles looks at him, “I’m trying to restructure the Los Tokyo legal system primarily out of spite. Yeah, it’ll help more people than just me, but spite is still a huge motivating factor, and I like to think overall I’m still a pretty good person. So just… you don’t have to be perfect or never have made really bad choices to be good. And you’re a good man now, Miles Edgeworth, and that’s the truth.”
Miles shakes his head, but his world grows a little less dim and he allows Phoenix to tug him over so they can both sit on the end of the bed. “What is it you see in me, I wonder?”
“Probably the same thing you see in me,” he leans forward, elbows on knees, chin in hands, and gives a purposefully cheeky grin, “Don’t think I’ve forgotten those comments about me being ‘that man,’ by the way – what the heck have you been telling these people about me?”
“Nothing untrue,” Miles protests, in spite of no formal accusation having been made, “I make no secret these days of the fact that I think highly of you – why shouldn’t I mention it to others?”
“Often enough that I have a reputation with people I’ve never met?” the man’s grin is still thoroughly in place.
“I don’t speak of you that often!”
“Edgeworth, he knows the colour of my favorite suit. Though apparently not my name. What the heck?”
Miles flushes. “I’m sure I’ve mentioned it at some point,” he mumbles.
“And I’m sure you haven’t,” he’s all but laughing openly now, “Because you’re ridiculous.”
“That’s rich, coming from you!”
“Objection, you’re getting off topic!”
Miles folds his arms and sulks. “You know I think well of you, I have said so before.”
“Yeah, but…” the man shakes his head, a thread of confusion trailing through his amusement, “I didn’t think it was, you know, that well of me.”
This has Miles raising an eyebrow at him. “Now who’s handling praise poorly?”
Phoenix laughs, colour rising high in his cheeks. “Tell you what, you be Galahad and I’ll be one of the guys he was traveling with – Prosecutor van Zieks already called me Percival, right, that’s one of the ones you mentioned just now. What’s he like?”
“…he’s best known for his encounters with the Fisher King, who lies wounded, his lands decaying, waiting for a champion to save them.”
“So, what, he slays a beast or finds a treasure or something?”
“Neither of those,” Miles shakes his head, “He has to ask the right question. The first time he meets the Fisher King he fails to do this. In some versions he returns and asks correctly, restoring the land. In others, he fails utterly and the kingdom is destroyed.”
Phoenix stares at the wall in front of them for a moment, lips pursed in consideration. “Am I the only one seeing some weird parallels between that and my current situation?”
Miles hadn’t really considered that. Huh. “In its most basic format, I suppose it does.”
“It’s weird,” Phoenix states firmly, then grins again. “So, I’m Percival, you’re Galahad… would that make Larry the third guy?”
“Sir Bors? Only by default.”
“Aw.”
“In some stories, Bors has taken a vow of celibacy, which he keeps in spite of severe temptation.”
“…yeah, that’s not Larry.”
Miles laughs at his friend’s expression, then admits, “He’s also reputed to have been extremely loyal and devoted to those he cared for, even when it was to his detriment.”
“There we go!” Phoenix cheers up, unexpectedly delighted for a man who, by his own admission, has little interest in the subject at hand.
“I thought you didn’t care about Arthurian legends.”
“Just because I haven’t before doesn’t mean I can’t give it a try,” he shrugs, “And you’re not looking so upset about being called Galahad anymore, so that’s good.”
A wild conjecture, but, to Miles’s surprise, the man is indeed both Wright and correct, the name doesn’t rankle as much as it had until now. How very odd.
“Anyway, how do you know so much about ‘Arthurian legend,’ I thought you were more interested in Eastern stuff?”
A reference to his fondness for Steel Samurai, most likely. “It is not my sole interest; England has produced some interesting narratives, as you yourself are aware.”
“I heart Shakespeare.”
“Yes, that I am aware of. In any case, knights and samurai have a similar appeal, but I will confess I didn’t become particularly familiar with the lore we’ve been discussing until my colleagues saw fit to title me ‘Galahad’ and it stuck.” He pauses, considering. “My first trial under Judge Pendragon’s ruling also left me with the sense that it would be prudent to learn more in the event I ever encountered her in such a setting again.”
Phoenix frowns in thought. “Pendragon… I know I’ve heard that name somewhere before…”
“King Arthur Pendragon,” Miles supplies drily, “Though in this case it’s Arthuria. And it’s a good thing you seem attached to the name ‘Percival,’ because if word gets back to her that you’ve been called that with good reason it will become your moniker over here, like it or not. And since Prosecutor van Zieks is the one who started it, then it most likely will.”
“Are they friends or something?”
“More like Judge Pendragon is one of the few besides her brother who can keep her in line, and Prosecutor van Zieks has a… I believe the closest term is ‘celebrity crush.’”
“I… have no idea what Judge Pendragon’s like, so I don’t know if that’s supposed to be surprising.”
“Chivalrous, in a word. She’s taller than either of us, wears her hair in many braids, and also wears a full suit of armor beneath her judge’s gown. Though I’ve never seen it myself, it is said that when she was younger she also carried a double-handed broadsword, and that she is still proficient with one.”
Phoenix purses his lips. “From what I know of Prosecutor van Zieks… yeah, I can see it.”
“Indeed.” Miles glances at the clock by the hotel bed. “Does this satisfy your curiosity at the moment? The kitchens will be closing soon.”
“Yeah, I think I’m good. Hey, Edgeworth?”
Miles pauses in rising to fetch the menu from beside the room’s telephone. “Yes?”
“Thanks. For telling me all this, for explaining.” The man looks at him seriously, “I didn’t really think about it when I was saying it, but… there really was a time you wouldn’t have told me any of this and we’d have gotten into a fight instead, and that was only a few years ago. I’m… really glad we can talk about stuff like this now. So, you know. Thanks.”
Slowly Miles nods, then continues his journey to the menu and the telephone so he doesn’t have to look at Phoenix to speak his next words. “You are welcome. And I am… also grateful for the way our friendship has grown over the years.” He doesn’t give Phoenix time to respond and potentially delve further into sentimentality by doing so. “Take that!”
The man yelps and almost fumbles his catch, but his hand-eye coordination holds true enough for him to end with the room service menu in his hand. “Geez, why do you have to be such a tsundere about stuff?”
As the comment is mumbled and likely not meant for his ears, Miles chooses to ignore it. Besides, it’s not as though he’s about to admit to Phoenix that he knows the term less because of his childhood in Los Tokyo and more because of his texting with Maya (even though she’s right and the Crimson Archer definitely is one). “I assume, given tradition, you’ll be paying?”
“What? No!” Phoenix takes a moment to register the comment and proceeds to be all protests once he has, “The lead lawyer pays for the ‘yeah, we did it’ meal and that’s you this time!”
“Are you quite sure about that? I seem to recall-”
(Miles ends up paying for supper, just as he had always intended to. But he is, after all, only human, and sees no point in passing up the chance for dinner and a show when it presents itself.)
Notes:
Death! By slow burn, death-death, by slow burn! 8D
A further note on Galahad, part of his lore is that he gains the right to select the time and place of his death. So, in a way, you could say Sir Galahad chooses death. ;D Also, in some stories, specifically the Fisher King ones where Percival succeeds, it’s Percival who finds the Grail – there isn’t really any one ‘true’ version of Arthurian legend, just renditions that are older/younger and more/less accepted, at least to my understanding.
Chapter Text
The final day and a half of Phoenix’s time in England are spent mostly resting and allowing the man to start getting himself back on Los Tokyo time, as he’s back on piano and poker duty the day after his return.
“It’s just such a waste,” the man grumbles, staring out the window of his room from where he’s sprawled on his bed, Miles in the room’s chair across from him, “I’m here, in London, in the actual, literal same city as the Globe, I’ve got basically an entire free day before I need to get to the airport, and I’m too tired to leave my room.” He flops forward onto his face. “This is the woooooorst…”
“Mm,” Miles agrees vaguely.
Phoenix sits up again to glare at him. “You know, you came over to my room to keep me company, you could at least pay attention to my suffering.”
“I could,” Miles agrees, “Or I could download the latest segment of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto that Pearls sent me.”
“She’s got a new bit typed?” the other man perks up at the news, rolling from the bed to his feet and coming to peer over Miles’s shoulder, “Which part is it?”
“Just after the Salmon Sorceress becomes the Sky Sorceress and the heroes are banished to the Realm of Forgotten Souls.”
“Oh, that was a good one!” Phoenix tries to position himself so he can see the words on the screen, then fusses when Miles angles his phone so he can’t.
“Stop trying to read over my shoulder, Wright.”
“Aw come on…” is the cajoling response, “You know my phone can’t do stuff like that.”
“Then you should do the smart thing and trade it in for a smartphone.”
“Hardy har har, we both know you can do better than that.”
“Perhaps,” Miles turns to look at him with a sharp smile, “I suppose today I’m just phoning it in.”
“…I immediately regret provoking this.”
“You did brrrrring this on yourself.”
Phoenix snorts in spite of himself, “Please tell me you didn’t just make a joke based on old-fashioned telephone noises.”
“Are you saying I should dial it down a notch?”
“Okay, okay, I give in, I apologize, you’re a master punster and I shouldn’t have questioned your abilities!” the man relents, but he’s chuckling even as he holds up his hands in defeat, so Miles gallantly refrains from further teasing. The man returns to lounging on the bed and they sit in silence for a bit.
“So, how do you know the ‘Triplets of Death,’ anyway?”
“I told you, we move in the same social circles.”
“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you know each other. I used to go to all sorts of defense attorney stuff, and they didn’t generally call me by my first name.”
“You didn’t meet most of them when you were ten and they were twenty-one,” Miles counters, but relents when the man rolls onto his back, tipping his head to raise an eyebrow at him. “Hjördis – Prosecutor van Zieks – is one of the first people I approached for… guidance, back when I returned to Europe to reexamine my views and strategies in regards to being a prosecutor. I… turned to all three of them, really; I desired a more thorough understanding of the law and my place in it, so I sought knowledge beyond the prosecution bench as well as behind it.”
“And they were old friends?”
This startles a laugh out of Miles. “Far from it – the von Karmas and the van Zieks had been feuding for two generations until quite recently.”
“Political stuff?”
“They did not agree with the methods Manfred and his predecessor favoured,” Miles replies, looking away, “Which is why I went to them. They are an intelligent family of good standing and I was… adrift, one might say, with very little bearing on which direction would best aid my new resolve.”
Phoenix makes a small sound of understanding. “So you settled on someone you knew Manfred didn’t like.”
“It seemed a relatively safe starting point,” he admits, smiling a bit in return at the encouraging one Phoenix shoots him, “There was doubt at first, naturally, mistrust as to my true intentions. However, they are a family that has been touched by tragedy, rumour, and scandal for generations now, at once famous and infamous. Such events that force people to truly choose what they wish to be.
“And the van Zieks have chosen to be strong, but, more than that, to a one… they have chosen to be kind. Perhaps not in a way that is readily apparent to most, but I believe now that is the true root of the feud between the two – a clash between philosophies based in cruelty versus kindness. I learned a great deal from all of them, especially in regards to… proper… interactions with witnesses and those accused. And in regards to seeing the legal system as a whole, working towards a common goal, rather than disparate parts at odds with one another. I owe them a great deal for all they’ve done for me.”
“Mm.”
The look he’s receiving for this is one of consideration, and he raises a questioning eyebrow. “You have thoughts on this subject?”
“Eh, sorta.” The man is slowly inching himself towards the head of the bed, though from his attention on Miles it’s probably not a conscious move. “Just thinking… you sound like you’d fit in with them well.”
Miles snorts with vague amusement. “You’re not the only one to think so – I’m not allowed to prosecute cases if Helge is presiding and Ylva is on defense either.”
“Yeah, I- wait, what?” Phoenix rolls over and sits up, brows knitting in confusion, “I was talking about something else, how come you’re not allowed to do that?”
With a shrug he spreads his hands, shaking his head at the thought process of some people. “With the consistency I tend to find… the deceased-”
“How often you trip over dead bodies, you mean.”
Miles glares at him and he shuts up with a cheeky grin. “Whatever the phraseology used, there’s strong concern that I’m similar enough to them that I count as a stand-in for the ‘death curse’ they’re supposedly under when the three of them are on the same case.”
Phoenix nods, considers this, and allows his grin to become truly obnoxious. “How many times did they let you prosecute under those circumstances before they decided not to risk the body count going any higher?”
Miles colours, folding his arms and looking away, but admits, “Twice,” if only so as not to prolong his own suffering, and quickly shifts the conversation back to less untoward topics, “Anyway, if that’s not what you were talking about, what did you think I had in common with the van Zieks?”
The annoying grin falls away, to be replaced by a more serious expression, softened with a faint smile. “That you’ve been through some seriously rough patches, and you also chose to become strong. And kind.”
Now he’s colouring for a completely different sort of embarrassment and completely unable to look at Wright. “…I’m not kind.”
“Maybe not in a way most people can see,” comes the quiet yet unwavering response.
Sometimes ignoring the problem is the better part of valour. This decided, Miles busys himself with his phone again. Phoenix laughs, but doesn’t attempt to find fault with Miles’s perfectly valid and socially acceptable response to the current situation. A rustling (and peripheral vision) reveal his return to a horizontal position on the bed, and that he’s managed to wiggle far enough down the bed to rest his feet on the headboard in a most uncouth manner. (If Miles recalls him having a tendency to like lying down in similar positions during conversation when they were boys, and if he finds the action a touch charming as a result, well. That’s for him to know and Wright to never find out.)
“Read me the bit Pearls sent you,” Phoenix interrupts his thoughts.
“Why should I?”
“You like to hear the sound of your own voice?”
Miles returns his attention to his phone. “Try again, Wright.”
“…I like to hear the sound of your own voice?”
“I- um,” Miles feels his face flush at this and quickly focuses on his phone screen, as if this will keep his companion from seeing, “I’m not- I haven’t any practice in this area. In reading to people, that is.”
“First time for everything,” Phoenix replies, folding his arms behind his head, “Come on, please? I promise I won’t make fun of you.”
He hates himself a little for his response, but, “You promise?” Miles glances at him nervously, watching for his reply.
“On my honour as a knight of the Round Table,” Phoenix props himself up with his left elbow, then puts a hand over his heart, twists around, and essays a ridiculous attempt at a courtly bow. Such motions were not meant to be made while one’s feet are propped above one’s head, unfortunately, and both men wince at the sound Phoenix’s lower back makes for attempting it.
“Very well, I believe you, don’t injure yourself.”
“Okay, okay, no arguments here,” the man replies, voice giving hint to the self-inflicted pain he’s now in, but he remains attentive as Miles opens the document in question and begins to read…
OoOoOoOoO
Given that, the final day aside, they’ve barely seen each other this trip, Wright’s send-off at the airport isn’t overly emotional this time, especially compared to how things had been when last they saw each other in the January of 2021, after cohabiting along with Trucy for months. So, while sorrowful, the parting isn’t overly painful.
“I’ll make sure you see the Globe eventually,” Miles promises as they shake hands, at the terminal, “Some opportunity’s sure to come up.”
“I’ll hold you to that,” Phoenix grins, “And to the champagne when my name’s cleared – you remember that one, right?”
“From last time you were in England,” he confirms, a touch pleased with himself that he’s able to do so without having to check his notes, “I look forward to it.”
“Me too. See you ‘round, Edgeworth!”
“Safe travels, Wright.”
Another handshake that flows into a parting hug, and Phoenix walks away to get his boarding pass checked, Miles heading for his car to begin his drive home to Anwaltsstadt. A hectic trip this time, but, comparatively speaking, an orderly one, with no new problems or long-term concerns resulting from it.
Well, not that either of them find out about until May, that is.
Chapter 91
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
May 2022
Dear Edgeworth,
Sorry I can’t talk to you day-of this year, but happy birthday! Congrats on 29 years of the same hairstyle.
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, ace talent agent, legal aid, and poker champ (terrible piano player)
Wright,
I wasn’t born like this, you know, but my gratitude for the underlying sentiment.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Were you born bald or something?
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who just can’t picture you without hair
Wright,
I don’t recall. It certainly wasn’t this long, though.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Well duh you can’t remember, that’s why we have photos?
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, ace talent agent, legal aid, and poker champ (terrible piano player)
Wright,
If there are any of myself at that age, then it has been more than twenty years since I last saw them, so you’ll forgive me for not recalling their contents.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
Oh crap, I didn’t even think about that, sorry! DX Though, thinking about it, it’s been about ten years since I looked at any of my family’s stuff like that myself, not since the disownment. I should get the box out.
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, ace (add titles here)
Wright,
You mean since the disbarment.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Edgeworth,
No, I don’t? I mean since the disownment – you know, when my parents disowned me for becoming a lawyer?
Sincerely,
Phoenix Wright, who is sure he’s told you this before
M Edgeworth: NO YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE!
P Wright: …wow, all caps and an exclamation point, you are really upset about this.
M Edgeworth: Given that I am the cause of your decision to take up law, I’d say my reaction is perfectly understandable!
P Wright: Okay, gonna stop you right there.
P Wright: 1) You didn’t ask me to become a lawyer, you didn’t even know, let along care at the time, it was my choice.
P Wright: 2) I could have decided not to after they told me they wouldn’t want to have anything to do with me if I went into law. I decided helping a friend was more important than their blanket hate of lawyers, politicians, and stuff.
P Wright: 3) Mia found out almost instantly because I absolutely cried all over her about it and she made me go to therapy, covered the cost and everything for me.
P Wright: 4) I don’t regret it. I wouldn’t have regretted it even if I hadn’t been able to help you, because I found out that I love being part of the legal system, I love being a lawyer and working to help people who need it. Yeah, it’s hard, and I wonder if I’m cut out for it sometimes, but for me the good always outweighs the bad.
P Wright: So don’t you dare feel guilty or think this is about you. It wouldn’t have mattered what my reason was, they would have still done the same thing. This is between me and them and no one else.
P Wright: They weren’t jerks about it at least – let me get all my stuff and everything, separated my bank accounts from theirs, not… like the stories you hear. They were actually… kind of horrifyingly civil about it. They didn’t approve, but they didn’t try to stop me, either.
P Wright: …Edgeworth?
M Edgeworth: My apologies, I was uncertain if you were finished speaking – I did not wish to interrupt.
P Wright: Oh. Yeah, I’m done, you can talk again, thanks.
M Edgeworth: My gratitude. And my apologies for my presumption on the topic – it was egotistical of me.
P Wright: Apology accepted. And I get why it set you off – family’s important to you.
M Edgeworth: It is to you, too.
P Wright: Yeah, but in a different way. And Ojiichan and Granma still talk to me, and they’re the ones I was closest to outside of Mom and Dad anyway, so it’s not like everyone turned their back on me or anything. I’d… rather not talk about it more, if that’s all right.
M Edgeworth: As you will.
M Edgeworth: Though I must say, this does put a new perspective on certain events from our childhoods.
P Wright: Yeeeeah, they really didn’t like your dad. Part of why I started to think maybe they might not be right about some stuff, because he was really nice, and I always liked going to his office after school! :(
M Edgeworth: You were an excellent sketch artist and investigation partner.
P Wright: Thanks, you were a good boss – remember that time us and Larry were playing at it being our agency and your dad was out and a client came in?
M Edgeworth: Vaguely?
P Wright: They asked if Mr. Edgeworth was in
P Wright: And Larry pointed at you sitting behind your dad’s desk and went, “That is Mr. Edgeworth.”
P Wright: And for some reason you just rolled with it?
M Edgeworth: Ah yes, I recall now – I was in the middle of taking down her case details when Father and Ray returned.
P Wright: I still can’t believe we actually convinced her that you were a defense attorney – I mean, I can, because you were a tiny adult disguised as a kid, but I cannot believe-! …
OoOoOoOoO
It’s on a morning several weeks after this, one that gives credence to the month of May’s reputation for being a gentle month of fine weather, that the text arrives.
P Wright: TRUCY, LARRY, AND GUMSHOE ARE ALL GROUNDED FOREVER!!! They knew I wouldn’t be okay with that act so they waited for me to be out of the country to get it started and now it’s been going long enough that it’s popular enough that I can’t force her to stop without hurting the show and potentially losing Trucy her location!
Miles takes one look at this message and sets his morning paper to the side, because there is no doubt in his mind that he’s going to need all his attention for this one.
M Edgeworth: May I enquire as to what they could possibly have done that has you cross with Gumshoe? You usually speak in his defense when he gets involved in Larry and Trucy’s antics.
P Wright: …Gumshoe’s less a key participant and more of an innocent bystander, but he’s an innocent bystander who still let this happen so he’s still grounded.
P Wright: And to answer your question.
P Wright: Magic
P Wright: Panties.
Miles nearly spits his tea on his phone and spends the next minute in a complicated combination of spluttering and attempting to confirm that the last word really is what he thinks it is.
M Edgeworth: I beg your pardon?!
P Wright: See??? You get it!!!
M Edgeworth: What is she even doing with them that could possibly be appropriate for an eleven year old girl to do on stage in public?!
P Wright: …I hate that you asked the one question that she actually had a sorta logical answer for.
P Wright: Gimme a moment – textwall coming.
Miles takes the moment to have a fortifying swig of tea.
P Wright: So basically she’s using them the way a magician would normally use a top hat, pulling stuff out of them that shouldn’t have been able to fit in there in the first place, which we both know she’s very good at. She says that using the panties is even more impressive than a top hat because not only should the softer material technically reveal what’s hidden inside, having the leg holes as well as the top opening makes the trick look even more impressive, because it take more skill to pull something from an object with three points of exit without the audience seeing how you did it than if you use an object with one point of exit, like a hat.
P Wright: This also means going back to using a hat would look like she was backtracking, so she’s got me stuck between letting her do something that sounds wildly inappropriate or potentially really hurting her career, and I’m really mad and hurt that she’s put me in this position. :(
M Edgeworth: …dare I ask what the article of clothing looks like?
P Wright: A large chunk of her fans have already seen them and your son’s the one who told me about it. (Trucy’s mad at him for ‘tattling,’ btw.) So you might as well.
M Edgeworth: Sebastian DeBeste is not ‘mine’ in any format beyond a completely proper mentor-student relationship!
P Wright: And yet, you knew exactly who I was talking about.
P Wright: [Photo sent]
Miles stares in morbid curiosity at the sight of Trucy in her magician costume, pulling a broom out of a large blue and pink article of clothing.
M Edgeworth: If it at all helps
M Edgeworth: Technically those are bloomers, not panties. Yes I know this because of a trial, no I will not tell you about it, I’m still trying to blot the details from my brain.
P Wright: …on a scale of 1-10, how jealous would Larry be of you having gotten to be there.
M Edgeworth: Twenty.
P Wright: 1) I can’t believe you actually typed out 20 and 2) oof, that’s rough.
M Edgeworth: Quite.
P Wright: On the plus side, ‘bloomers’ sounds 9 million times less… problematic than Trucy bouncing around the stage talking about panties.
M Edgeworth: I take it you have arrived at a plan of action?
P Wright: Indeed I have! She’s going to be present with the option to rename those things her magic bloomers or cut them from her act regardless of public outcry, because I do not wat her attracting the sort of fans who are coming because of the act’s title instead of what a talented magician she is.
M Edgeworth: That sounds more than fair.
P Wright: She’s probably going to complain that I’m infringing on her ‘creative freedom’ or something, but she’ll thank me for stopping her when she’s 20.
P Wright: Probably.
OoOoOoOoO
Larry B: I can’t talk to you for a month, Edgey, I’m grounded. :C
M Edgeworth: And yet, in spite of that, somehow the previous message has miraculously appeared on my phone. Should I notify the church or a paranormal investigation team?
Larry B: Edgeyyyyyyyyy… :C :C :C
Larry B: Nick said I could tell you before starting.
M Edgeworth: Larry, you are thirty years old.
M Edgeworth: You are a grown man.
M Edgeworth: And, even if you were not.
M Edgeworth: Wright doesn’t have the authority to ground you.
Larry B: !!! 8O!!!
Larry B: ….
Larry B: Edgey, Nick’s laughing at me and making fun of me for believing him, make him stop. :(
M Edgeworth: No. You deserve it for encouraging Trucy to go through with the magic bloomers trick without his approval in the first place, you deserve both his ire and mockery.
Larry B: When you put it that way, fair.
Notes:
Put it this way: they’re plot relevant canon, so I have to include them, but you cannot make me call that dang prop panties. Because, for starters, they aren’t, they’re bloomers, and to add to it any potential humour they might have is erased by the utter cringe that is having a young teenaged girl bouncing around in front of a crowd of adults chattering about pulling things out of her panties. Ah-ha-ha NO.
Chapter 92
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Kay F: Ask Sebbie what he got in trouble about today!!! XD
Miles stares at the text for a moment, then, with some trepidation, sends a message to Sebastian.
M Edgeworth: Prosecutor DeBeste, I have been informed you’ve run into some sort of trouble?
Given the nine hour time difference, and that the message had arrived, for him, at 2:35 am (meaning he hadn’t seen it until he’d risen this morning), it’s unsurprising that it’s not until he’s almost finished work for the day that he receives a response in the form of a panicked call from his protégé. The boy – young man, really – doesn’t even manage opening pleasantries, jumping straight to the matter at hand.
“How much did Kay tell you?!”
“Merely that you had found yourself in trouble, though the tone of her message contained more glee than concern,” Miles relays, an eyebrow raising nearly of its own accord, “I take it that this is Kay wishing to cause embarrassment, rather than gain you further emotional support?”
There is a silence, then, “It’s this bloody so-called ‘dark age of the law’ we’re in!” Sebastian bursts out, “I don’t think Simon did it, and I don’t know why he confessed, and I want to see this resolved, but there are times I could just strangle him for helping cause this, however in-adversity! …I wouldn’t really strangle him,” he adds, frustration still lacing his tone, “But I might try and fail to shake him a bit-”
“Excuse me, try and fail?” Miles asks, deciding to ignore the bo- the young man’s vocabulary slip in favour of focusing on the task at hand.
“He’s studied multiple martial arts as well as specializing in kendo – you should see him, he can do iaijutsu with his fingers, he’s very strong. The-” Sebastian falters, losing some of his steam, then continues, “He used to say that some of the children at the space center accused him of being an anime character because of it. I’m afraid I can’t levy an opinion, I’ve never really been interested in animated media of any sort.” He sighs, the last of his anger leaving him, “And it’s not even really Simon I’m cross with, more- the way everyone reacted to his conviction, here at the Prosecutors’ Office.
“You and I both know there’s been corruption in it for ages, but… it’s all bubbling to the surface now, it seems like. Public opinion of the legal profession as a whole is still incredibly low, and given that many defense attorneys have used Mr. Wright’s disgrace to start using… less savory practices, well…” there’s a deep sigh, the scrape of a chair against the floor as Sebastian presumably seats himself. “Kay says I have ‘resting idiot face,’ did you know that? That even though I’m intelligent, my neutral expression doesn’t make me look very clever, and I should use this to my advantage, and- she’s right. People say all sorts of things around me as long as I look like I’m not paying attention, so- so it’s like I have a front seat to watching the corruption grow and- The worst part is, some of my colleagues feel they haven’t got a choice in the matter, that it’s the only way to get criminals properly sentenced when the other side’s already using corrupt tactics…”
It’s… not exactly surprising to hear this, but nor is it pleasant. Especially when Sebastian himself will be only twenty-one this year, with a reputation that protects him from the current distrust to an extent, but lends no credence to his words should he attempt to name names. Even more so in a situation where it seems, one by one, that those meant to uphold the law are crumbling under the current political climate within the legal world.
Perhaps this was a coming thing, unstoppable even should Wright have retained his good name, should Blackquill have found a way to achieve his unknowable aim without confessing to murder. But, as it stands, Kristoph Gavin saw an opportunity and as a result has acted the catalyst for events that have no doubt effected hundreds, if not thousands, of lives in some way, shape, or form by now, and it is doubtful that they were for the better. And he did this for a reason that eludes them still, even years later, even with Wright still playing at his friendship with the bastard in keeping with the conventional wisdom, ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer.’ Miles follows current legal events in Los Tokyo as best he can, sees the patterns and reads between the lines to the problems eating away at this institution he and Sebastian are both part of. How much worse then is it for the boy, embroiled in the heart of matters as he is, forced to watch those around him succumb to the pressure of public disapproval and internal corruption and become lesser for it…?
Though this doesn’t seem to be a situation that would cause Kay to tattle whatever has happened to Sebastian with glee rather than sympathy. “Prosecutor DeBeste, what on earth did you do in relation to that topic to land yourself in trouble?”
“Oh. Um. Well. That is…” the boy’s stammering himself red by the sounds of things, “It’s been getting so bad recently that I reposed- no, wait, I mean I supposed that it wouldn’t hurt, so…”
“Prosecutor DeBeste. What. Did. You. Do.”
Sebastian yelps, then confesses in a rush, “I patched into the emergency announcement system at the Prosecutors’ Office and looped Scriabin’s seventh sonata on it!”
“You… what?!” Miles stares at the far wall of his offices, resisting the urge to massage a growing headache.
“Alexander Scriabin’s seventh sonata, it’s supposed to exorcise demons – well, that’s what he wrote it to do, at least, since he was quite certain his sixth sonata summoned demons, he wouldn’t even play the sixth, actually, it’s very-”
“Prosecutor DeBeste!” Miles gives in and rubs his temples, “We have ascertained the what and the why, which leaves the overwhelming question of how you managed this. I was unaware you had any skill with technology?”
“Oh. Ah.” There is hesitance on the other end. “I’m not sure I should say…”
“Kay’s been teaching you. Kay and Gumshoe have been teaching you.”
“…yes,” Sebastian says in blushing tones, “They didn’t have any part in this, though. And the Prosecutors’ Office thinks I did it by mistake, so I’m not in very much trouble.”
“And you didn’t correct them?” Miles asks, tone severe.
“Oh no, I resolutely told them it was on purpose! They just didn’t believe me.” There’s a wryness to his words, “I’m the Honest Idiot, Mr. Edgeworth, remember?” They think I made a mistake and that I’m trying to be noble about it, because they don’t think I’m clever enough to do something like this on purpose.” A frustrated sigh. “So all that’s really come of it is that I got told off and inadvertently further cemented my reputation. Oh, and Klavier requested I tell him what the composition was, because he found it intriguing.”
“Oh?”
“Yes – he wants to see if he can adapt the sonata from piano to guitar.”
…Miles needs more context before he forms an opinion on this. “I am unfamiliar with the piece; what are his chances of success?”
“Given the complexity of it, and also that Klavier’s a perfectionist when it comes to his music? Very low indeed, and also very entertaining to observe.”
A good mentor would probably discourage such attitudes… but Miles still isn’t overly fond of the younger Gavin, and the thought of him suffering frustration from a harmless, self-inflicted task is satisfying. Besides, he’s… relatively sure this is a thing friends do? …he’s going to assume it is and just enjoy the thought of the young rock star being stymied by the classics. “Good.”
Sebastian snorts. “You still don’t like him, do you?”
“I do not.”
His admission begets a sigh. “He is a good person, Mr. Edgeworth. I don’t know how he got tricked into doing what he did to Mr. Wright, but I do know he’d never have done it if he’d known what Mr. Wright’s really like.”
Miles sighs. “Prosecutor DeBeste- Sebastian… please know that I do not doubt your word on this, and that your ability to trust as you do after all that has happened to you is admirable… but it is not an ability we share.”
“…I think I understand, sir,” Sebastian replies before his voice goes rueful, “Though it’s worked against me this time; Kay said she wouldn’t tell you about the Scriabin incident, yet here we are.”
“She what?”
Sebastian likely says something in response, but Miles doesn’t hear it because he’s occupied with turning this conversation into a conference call.
Notes:
Those strikes Blackquill does to cut stuff with his bare fingers? They’re iaijutsu moves, and technically you’re supposed to do them with a sword.
Alexander Scriabin and his seventh sonata are both real, as are the things I said about them. He was a wildly interesting person who’s definitely worth looking up – I’ve heard it said that he’s the classics’ equivalent of death/heavy metal, and he was also at one point working on a piece called Mysterium that was meant to be played in the foothills of the Himalayas, involve multiple senses, and also bring about the end of the world. It’s incomplete, and also mentioned in chapter 11 of this fic (to give you a hint of how this story has grown and gotten away from me, I’ve been planning this scene since then, I really didn’t expect this thing to be so long!).
Chapter 93
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“…I think I understand, sir,” Sebastian replies before his voice goes rueful, “Though it’s worked against me this time; Kay said she wouldn’t tell you about the Scriabin incident, yet here we are.”
“She what?”
Sebastian likely says something in response, but Miles doesn’t hear it because he’s occupied with turning this conversation into a conference call.
“Kay-!”
“Mr. Edgeworth, hi!” she cuts him off cheerfully, “I was just thinking about you! See, we just met this amazing dog and-”
“Kaaaaaaaaay!” Sebastian makes his presence known via an attempt to fit every ounce of betrayal he’s presumably feeling towards his friend into one heartfelt whine of her name.
“Huh? Sebbie? Is this a conference call?”
“Yes, of course it-!”
“Awesome!” she blithely cuts him off as well, “Did you tell him about the shanties yet?”
“…shanties?” all reproach has left the boy’s tone in favour of pure confusion, “What shanties?”
“The shanties you learned when you were kidnapped by pirates,” Kay shoots back in a flawless demonstration of her mastery of the verbal eye roll, “Duh!”
Immediate spluttering is her response. “I was not kidnapped by pirates, that was a misremuneration!”
“You mean miscommunication?”
“You know what I mean?”
“Like how I know you were kidnapped by pirates and are trying to pretend you weren’t?”
“I WAS NOT KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES-!”
“ENOUGH!!!” Miles thunders them both into silence, massaging the growing ache between his eyes as their argument halts. “Kay, what was the trouble you messaged me about yesterday?”
“Sebbie got himself kidnapped by pirates yesterday in front of the Prosecutors’ Office,” Kay chirps gleefully, “And Gummie called on my aid to rescue him!”
“I see. Sebastian, what actually happened?”
“Hey!”
“The Chartered Accountrates invited me over to the Bottom Line for supper,” Sebastian answers before Kay can get properly indignant, “It was Ham Night and they came to collect me from work since I haven’t got a car right now. It just happens they were rather more… enthusiastic in the collecting than I expected them to be. Peg-leg Jim is surprisingly strong for a man of ninety-five.”
His friend makes an indignant noise. “If you were planning to have supper with them you should have told me, Sebbie!”
“You were out last night, I didn’t think it would matter.”
“Yeah, except because I didn’t know I had to cancel my plans because Gumshoe called me in a panic and I had to storm a pirate ship with him!”
“Which you did with great enthusiasm while yelling the Jammin’ Ninja themesong,” the young prosecutor counters, “And then you fought half the crew while dangling from the rigging.”
“You’re right, I should charge you hazard pay for this one.”
“Hazard-! You should be thanking me for giving you the chance to do that, even accidentally, you’ve been wanting to fight a pirate crew for years and you know it!”
“Maybe I do and maybe I don’t,” she hedges, “The question is, how do you know it?”
“Because you’ve told me? On multiple occasions? At length?” Sebastian drawls, “Because you trust me with things like that just like I- oh. Oh no.”
“What? Sebbie, what’s wrong?” all the teasing leaves Kay’s voice at the sudden shift of her friend’s tone.
Sebastian groans over the line. “I thought you’d told him about the Scriabin incident because Klavier and I were texting about it earlier and it was on my mind. Only you hadn’t. And now I’ve gone and told Mr. Edgeworth about it myself! This is utterly mortifying!”
“…while I wouldn’t go back on my word like that anyway, and am kinda annoyed you thought I did, I’d actually forgotten about that one, because pirates. Who I really did have a lot of fun with last night, I see why you like them,” Kay admits, “And okay, yeah, I see what went wrong here – my bad.”
“It’s all right, I should have known you wouldn’t tell. I’m sorry, too,” Sebastian apologizes with far more grace Miles rather envies.
Kay cheers. “Then all is forgiven! Woo! And the Best Day Bros ride on!”
Miles is about to step in and finish the call when a sudden burst of barking comes through the line.
“Aw crap, it woke back up, I musta been too loud. Mr. Shields, hold my phone, I’m gonna try something!”
“Wait, Kay, Kay, no, KAY, NO, KAY, AS YOUR EMPLOYER-! Oh, hey kid, Prosecutor DeBeste.”
“Hello, Mr. Ray.”
“Mr. Shields,” Miles acknowledges a moment before the data he’s just been presented regarding the current situation quite finishes processing, “What on earth are you dragging Kay into now?”
“Whoa there, Miles, slow down,” the other man protests, “First, it’s been awhile, good to hear from you, how’ve you been doing?”
“Very well,” he replies in clipped tones, well aware that Sebastian is listening and that as the boy’s mentor it’s his job to set a good example, “And second?”
“And second,” Ray shifts from cheerful to a wounded tone, “I think it’s just a little unfair that I’m being blamed for this when you know what Kay’s like. I thought I was hiring an investigation partner, not a one-woman ninja squad! Do you have any idea the suggestions she comes up with when we’re on cases?!”
“She is a terrible influence,” Sebastian chips in with the voice of one who rents a room in his house to said influence, and thus deals with it on a near-daily basis.
“So is Mr. Shields,” Miles snaps back, unmoved, glaring at the wall across from his desk in lieu of being able to glare at anyone else involved in this conversation, “And he’s also being very quiet in regards to his and Kay’s exact situation.”
“…that’s an awfully cruel implication to throw at your old Uncle Ray, Miles,” the defense attorney whines, doing his best to sound tragic and hard done by.
Unfortunately for him, Miles is friends with Larry, Phoenix, and Trucy, and worked with Gumshoe for years, meaning it takes more than a touch of theatrics to make him relent. “Not at all,” he purrs back silkily, “As I have yet to imply anything. Perhaps it was a guilty conscience you were hearing?”
Ray mutters something about prosecutors that sounds uncomplimentary, and also like he didn’t expect Kay’s smart phone to be able to pick up. “Fine, we’re stuck up a tree with a large, angry dog at the bottom, and Kay’s attempting to use ‘secret arts’ to make it either go away or calm down, I’m honestly not sure which at this point. Happy now?”
“No, what did you do to get into that situation?”
“We’re on a case, geez, what did you think, I’m doing this for my health?! I HEARD THAT, KAY, NO I DO NOT NEED MORE CARDIO IN MY LIFE! And anyway,” the unimpressed look the defense attorney must be making carries over the phone lines, “I’m not telling the exact details to two prosecutors, especially ‘cause I might end up facing one of you in court! I wasn’t born yesterday, you know, sheesh!”
Sebastian makes an indignant noise. “As if, I’ve already got a full caseload!”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “And I’m in Germany.”
“And I’ve been a lawyer longer than both of you put together,” Ray says flatly, “So I know better than to- wait, Kay, what are you doing? Kay, no, KAY, NO-!!!”
There’s a scrabbling, then what is probably the exact sound of a not-quite-forty-year-old defense attorney falling out of a tree while trying to stop his overenthusiastic investigation partner from doing something that will potentially result in her not living to see her twenty-first birthday, and hitting quite a lot of branches on his way down. It’s an impressively complicated sound, but it also must involve Ray dropping Kay’s phone at some point, because the call drops on that end before the sound reaches its completion.
There is silence between the two prosecutors still involved in the call for several minutes.
“…do you think I should go with Gumshoe to make sure they’re all right?” Sebastian finally asks, with a not undue amount of hesitance, “He’s quite good with dogs.”
“He is,” Miles grants, “But do you know where to take him?”
“No, I suppose not,” the boy admits, “I should probably get off the phone in case they need help. Or arresting.”
“Arresting?” Miles can’t help asking with amusement.
“Kay knows very well that if I catch her doing something illegal during an investigation that I’ll have her arrested,” Sebastian says primly, relaxing to add, “And she says that if I do manage to catch her, then she deserves to be caught. And, um,” an awkward clearing of the throat, “I hate to leave you like this, but I really should be going – I need to be at the office in half an hour, and I really do have quite a heavy case load at the moment, so…?”
Miles chuckles quietly – he sees himself in the boy’s awkwardness sometimes, and, for some unknown reason, it’s rather endearing. “By all means, Prosecutor DeBeste, I would hate to keep you. Though do try and let me know what Kay and Mr. Shields have gotten up to when you find out – I must confess, I’m rather intrigued now.”
“Sure, I can do that!” Sebastian replies happily, “Have a good evening, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Good luck with your work today, Prosecutor DeBeste.”
OoOoOoOoO
Two days later, Miles receives a text, and opens it to find a picture of Kay and Sebastian on either side of a rather bruised Ray, Kay flashing a peace sign at her phone, Sebastian with a startled expression, and Ray sulking under his hat, arms folded, left ankle propped up on a stool in front of him and carefully bandaged.
Kay F: Justice prevails on the wings of truth once more! Also, turns out Mr. Shields had more to fear from trees than dogs! Text when you’re available and we’ll tell you the whole story!
Fighting a smile, Miles checks the time and his calendar, then sends Kay a few potential times for what is sure to be a very interesting conversation indeed.
Notes:
Shame on you all for instantly assuming Kay would spill a friend's secret like that. ;P
Also, please let it be known that Peg-leg Jim actually had a very good prosthetic leg while he was a normal accountant, but he swapped it out for a ‘proper’ wooden leg the first chance he got after turning to piracy. The wooden one is a complete downgrade in almost every way, and he refuses to switch back – he does not know the phrase ‘aesthetic or death,’ but it’s very much an aesthetic or death situation.
Chapter 94
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Entertaining as the discussion about how, exactly, Kay and Ray ended up trapped in a tree, neither it nor the conversation that had proceeded it are the most surprising ones Miles has this May. Actually, that honour technically goes to Phoenix revealing Trucy’s decision to include underwear in her magic show, but a few days before the month ends he receives a call from Gumshoe that’s a close second. Perhaps it shouldn’t be, but he certainly hadn’t expected the request that comes with it.
“With this much advance notice, I don’t see that it will be a problem for me to attend, however… I cannot help but question your choice in regards to asking I speak at the event.”
“Aw shucks, sir, there’s no one else I can think of that I’d wanna ask more!”
Fighting down the colour attempting to rise in his cheeks, Miles replies, “You recall that I am a cruel man, do you not? Absence may breed fondness, but I do not couch my words for anyone.”
“…sir?”
“I will speak my mind,” he clarifies, “Regardless of the setting or situation.”
“Oh! Don’t worry, I know that!” the large man radiates good will so strongly it’s almost visible over the phone lines, “But when we were talkin’ about things, I said ‘I gotta ask Mr. Edgeworth, no way I can’t ask him to do this!’”
“Hmph. Very well,” Miles allows, carefully hiding the rather pleased feeling Gumshoe’s comment elicits, “Since you’re so set on it, I shall oblige.”
“Thanks, sir,” the detective radiates more good will, with a possible sub layer of knowing Miles is pleased and not commenting on it.
They exchange parting formalities and Miles hangs up, then goes to rearrange his autumn schedule to include spending the first few weeks of November in Japanafornia- no, the final days of October and the first few weeks of November, best to take advantage of this opportunity. And, in the meantime, it leaves him plenty of time to think about what he wants to say…
OoOoOoOoO
June 2022
Sometimes Miles finds his mind drifting with thoughts of Phoenix, not in the present but the future, and what it might be like to be in a romantic relationship with him. Would they go on dates? What would even constitute as a date for them at this point? They’ve been so many places and done so many things together, both for their work and casually, he can’t really think of anything they could do that wouldn’t just feel… normal. And, frankly, Miles doesn’t have even the slightest bit of experience in this area, and he somehow doubts that overthrowing magical villains as the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess do is a good example to go off of.
…then again, if the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto are anything to go by, from a certain perspective it could be said that they’re already doing that. Trucy’s got a rather exciting new arc going on at the moment, actually, the Heroes have gotten their first ever clue as to where the Guarding Ninja’s stolen jade swords might be located, and it’s got both of them even more invested than usual in finding out what happens next-
Miles leans against the wall behind him and shakes his head. Regardless of fictional counterparts and their antics, Miles is helping Phoenix and Trucy because he is their friend, and because it is the right thing to do, not because he’s in love with Phoenix.
…well, maybe a little bit because he’s in love with Phoenix, but only a little, not enough to be a problem. He’s reasonably certain that this task of proving the man’s innocence in this manner isn’t the sort of thing you do for love in real life. Real life doing things for love is more along the lines of completing household chores without being asked, and supporting your partner’s interests even if you don’t share them, and not stealing their secret snack stashes even if you know where they are. Grand gestures are generally the things of fiction; reality is built of smaller moments that show you care. At least, he’s fairly confident that this is how it works – his talks with Dr. Heilen on the subject have been useful, as have a reasonable number of the articles his therapist has directed him towards. The timing is still bad, but his confidence in being able to enter into a successful relationship someday is growing, which is pleasing to realize.
…What would it be like to be in a relationship with that man, though? To perhaps share an apartment, a home, on a permanent basis, one they’ve chosen together. A place with marks of both their habitation in it, rather than Phoenix doing his best not to be too invasive while occupying a portion of Miles’s space, or Miles coming and going each day from Phoenix’s. He’d probably end up doing most of the cooking and vacuuming, though he knows Phoenix has at this point been conditioned beyond breaking to keep any bathroom he is living with sparkling clean, and dishes would likely be a joint effort. They’d almost certainly be in a constant low-level argument about how much clutter is appropriate for common areas, and… would they share a bedroom?
Miles’s heart does something strange in his chest at the thought, an uncomfortable sensation that, in a most contrary manner, has a grin tugging at the corner of his lips and inspires the oddest urge to bite his lower lip as he does so. What is it about the concept of sleeping next to the man that is so- so pleasing? It makes no sense, if they try this he’ll certainly find out that Miles can’t sleep unless he’s got a pillow (…or Pess the Second) to hold, and then the teasing will probably continue until one or both of them dies. Not to mention the conundrum that is how two people are supposed to get properly snug with only one set of blankets. And what if the man’s a restless sleeper, Miles has no desire whatsoever to bed awoken via a knee to the kidneys or because he’s been pushed out of bed by his unconscious partner! Really, when thought about logically it’s a most inefficient set-up, and it would be much more sensible for them to retain separate rooms.
Which makes it all the more baffling that he really has no interest in such an option whatsoever. He really does want very much to at least try sleeping with the man, both platonically and… less… platonically-
A firm shake of the head is accompanied by a light slap on the cheek. This is neither the time nor the place for such thoughts. Tempting as they might be, they can wait until after he has made his intentions known. Perhaps sometimes he follows them a little farther than he probably should, but he does his best not to. …Dr. Heilen would probably have some advice for him, or at least reference material on the topic, should he ask, but the mere thought of broaching such a subject brings near lethal levels of mortification, so he opts instead to suffer in silence on this matter and simply try not to find himself in this situation too often.
And regardless of bedroom thoughts of any sort, he finds that, as time goes on, he… misses cohabiting with Phoenix and Trucy. The circumstances in 2020 had been terrible, naturally, but once they’d gotten things organized and become more accustomed to living together, it had been nowhere near as unpleasant to have others in his private space as Miles had once thought it would be. Even now, two years later, he still finds himself missing their presence in the spare bedroom occasionally, finds himself running the paint-spattered tie – the one Phoenix had attempted to throw away after their first trial working as a team – through his fingers and thinking with quiet longing of the man who wore it.
…what would it be like to be in a romantic relationship with him? Would they hold hands? Kiss?
…Miles doesn’t actually know how to kiss someone, beyond a perfunctory peck on the cheek or back of the hand in greeting. Aiming for the mouth can’t be that much harder.
…can it?
…
…to trust the feral knowledge of the internet or to risk looking like an utter fool if he ever finds himself in a situation where he has the opportunity to kiss Phoenix?
…
…he has a therapist if need be, the wilds of the internet and possible trauma it is. One hand partially over his eyes, the other braced to exit the page, Miles types the pertinent query into Google and hits ‘search’ on his phone.
…
…oh.
That’s not so bad actually – keep eyes open until contact is made, move slowly, aim for one lip, preferably the lower one. That seems straightforward enough. He can do that.
…
…maybe he should look over his paperwork again. There hadn’t been anything out of order last time he looked, but one never knows-
The sound of the door next to him opening alerts Miles to the fact that he’s about to have company in enough time to lock and put away his phone and draw himself up to annoyed attention, briefcase in one hand.
“[Ah, Mr. Edgeworth – so here you are!]”
“[Here I am,]” Miles replies coolly, “[Here I have been for the past five hours.]”
The custodian just shrugs. “[My work phone died and it’s been a busy day for everyone; you know how it gets around here sometimes.]”
He knows, but that certainly doesn’t mean he has to acknowledge it as he sweeps past the woman into the Anwaltsstadt Prosecutors’ Office. “[You should get a lock for the inside of that door as well as the automatic one on the outside.]”
“[It was never a problem until you arrived,]” Mrs. Taur rebukes him gently, “[Perhaps it would be best if you started work in the office, like everyone else in the building, instead of in on the stairs to it? Though your colleagues might miss being able to bet on whether next time you’ll stall in a stairwell or accidentally lock yourself on the roof again when you get too caught up in your current case.]”
Miles decides not to dignify this with a response, and continues to his office, her amused laughter following him despite any preferences he might have on the subject.
Notes:
I risked my own eyes finding out what happens when you type how to kiss someone into Google search so I could do an accurate depiction of what Miles would find, everyone be grateful.
Also please take anything Edgeworth says or thinks about romance or sex with a grain of salt, he has almost zero experience or knowledge in either of these areas outside of when they inspire criminal activity. He honestly doesn’t know what he identifies as in any real detail, this fic contains ‘still somewhat uncertain of your own sexuality at age twenty-nine’ representation.
Finally, heads up, taking another break, I’ll be back probably sometime in late January, early February. I need a rest and also have a new arc planned, and I want to be able to focus on getting that written, or at least start writing it, without having to type up chapters at the same time. If you need some more of my specific flavour of AA nonsense in the meantime, feel free to come over to my blog @greentrickster over on tumblr – at the time I post this, I’m doing some serious world-building for an AA Magical Girls-type AU, and it’s been a really fun ride so far! If not, hope you have a lovely winter holidays and New Year, and I’ll see you when I see you! <3
Chapter 95
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Congratulations, you are officially Percival.”
“Sweet!” Phoenix’s tone is gleeful enough that Miles can almost picture his face, then he abruptly sobers. “Wait, isn’t it around one in the morning over there? What are you doing still up?”
“Enjoying a breath of fresh air at the van Zieks’s annual charity ball,” he replies, “These events can and do often run quite late.”
“Is it weird that I can picture you in fancy ball-attending clothes, but not actually at a ball?”
“Yes, but your strangeness has long been established, so it’s of no matter.”
“Jerk,” the man grumbles without heat, “You’re just not big on big social events is all.”
“Perhaps, but I have grown accustomed to ones such as this out of necessity,” he admits, “As a von Karma, I am a member of European aristocracy – that means I’m expected to make appearances at gatherings like this. And, as they’re important in regards to maintaining and following both social and political power, it’s in my best interest to live up to these expectations.”
“I thought you weren’t really into that stuff anymore?”
“I’m not,” Miles leans against the balcony railing, angling himself so he can look out over the estate’s grounds in the starlight, “However, not only do I personally owe the van Zieks a great deal for the aid they gave me during my traveling years, but there has been a minor feud between their house and the von Karmas for several generations now. To not attend their ball after receiving a formal invitation, especially since Franziska made overtures of peace by inviting them to the von Karma event last summer, would have been an overt slap in the face to a very old and powerful family with strong ties and influence in the European judicial system.”
Phoenix’s tone holds more amusement than Miles deems necessary. “So, not in your best interests to avoid it?”
“Quite.”
“Fair enough,” the man replies comfortably, “So, what’s you’re title?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Your title,” he repeats, “You know, lord, duke, knight, that sort of thing.”
“Knights aren’t actually aristocrats, that’s a common misconception,” Miles corrects, “And there is no formal title.”
“…how does that work?”
“Privileged aristocracy ended in Germany in 1919, along with the monarchy,” he simplifies, “Titles are still used, but it’s more a matter of courtesy than for the old reasons. The von Karmas maintained social and political power thanks to their wealth and influence, but while the title is still used, a different branch of the family has it. We simply have the ‘von’ and a standing invitation to most of the better parties.”
“What’s a von?”
Miles can’t help but snort, in spite of the fact that Phoenix has no reason to know this. “As in ‘von Karma.’ It was used to signify nobility in Germany, though now it’s simply part of the name.”
“Oh. Neat.”
“An interesting response.”
“Hey, what do you want me to say?” the tart response is couched with amusement, “America never had a monarchy and we don’t have one in Japan, either. Wait, am I allowed to say ‘we,’ I’m like one fifth Japanese heritage, does that count enough to include me in generalizations?”
“I am absolutely the wrong person to ask this of,” Miles replies, tone dry, “Though I’m fairly certain that it would take more effort than it’s worth and a great deal of fore-planning for a human being to end up a fifth of any one race. And also that you’re more in the range of one quarter than one fifth – possibly one third, even.”
“Now who’s coming up with hard-to-achieve-percentages?” Phoenix asks, then continues in the verbal equivalent of a shrug, “And I’m gonna say I probably don’t count anyway, just on the grounds of I don’t tend to think of myself that way. Cards on the table, the closest I tend to get to that portion of my heritage outside typical Japanafornia stuff is manga and my middle name.”
Miles almost lets this pass without comment, except, “You have a middle name?”
“Yeah, ‘Ryuuichi.’”
“You’ve never mentioned.”
“It’s not something that really comes up in conversation, and I don’t use it except for really official documents, and even then I usually forget or just stick with the initial. How about you?”
“If I wish to be particularly pretentious I can introduce myself as ‘Miles Edgeworth genannt von Karma zu Bayern’ – approximately, ‘Miles Edgeworth of the Bavarian von Karmas’ – but nothing more than that.”
“Fair.”
“You’ve really never learned about Japan beyond the basics? It’s a very interesting country.”
“My interest begins and ends with their manga and the occasional anime. Anyway, it’s not like you’ve studied where the country your ancestors are from, have you?”
“No,” he admits, “But that’s a little different.”
“Oh?” Phoenix asks, tone arch.
“Wright, one must know where one’s ancestors came from in order to study their homeland, and I don’t.”
“You… don’t?” he sounds almost confused by the notion.
“I haven’t the faintest,” Miles adjusts the angle of his lean against the balcony railing, gaze drifting to the stars, “It wasn’t the sort of thing I talked about with my father, and it certainly wasn’t something I thought of after his death.”
“…okay, that’s fair,” Phoenix relents, “Though you probably only care about Japan because you’re such a huge Steel Samurai nerd.”
“…the prosecution will grudgingly concede the point, if only because I’ve been away from the gathering long enough and should be returning.”
“Can’t you just leave if you’re tired?”
“If I’m following proper protocol, I shouldn’t even be making a personal call while I’m here.”
“Yeesh. Well, what else should I expect from Miles Edgeworth, secret rebel?”
“I take back my earlier statement – you could never be mistaken for anything but American.”
“Thanks!”
He sounds so cheerful about it that a smile tugs at Miles’s lips, even as he teases, “You’re welcome, I suppose.”
“Bah, get back to your fancy party. Gooten abend, Edgeworth.”
He really needs to return, and Phoenix needs to get to work, so he refrains from commenting on the man’s accent (which is admittedly getting better as he continues to help Trucy with her German lessons). “Guten Abend, Wright.” And he hangs up and pockets his phone, thumb running alone the deep scratch in the back of its case as he does so. Really, he should get a new one, but the gouge doesn’t catch on clothing or compromise the integrity of the case, so it feels a bit of a waste.
Besides, how often can one answer, when asked how one’s property got damaged, ‘It was a glancing blow from a sword’…?
“So, he finally deigns to rejoin us.”
Miles bows politely in spite of the speaker’s cold tone. “Miss Stanebridge. I trust Count and Countess Stanebridge are in good health?”
“Ask them yourself if you’re so interested,” the young woman sniffs, brushing an elegant braid back behind her shoulder from where it’s slipped forward, “They’re also here tonight.”
“Oh come now, Elektra,” Hjördis van Zieks speaks up, having been engaged in conversation with the younger woman before Miles had passed by, “I’m sure darling Miles had good reason to deny us the pleasure of his company for a brief time.” She ignores Miss Stanebridge’s derisive snort with the ease of having attended these gatherings and navigated their social minefields all her life. “Perhaps he was taking advantage of the late hour to speak with his darling Percival?”
“He isn’t mine,” Miles corrects with exactly the right amount of mild displeasure, “However you are correct that it was that man I was speaking with. Though it may disappoint you to learn that he takes no umbrage at the moniker you and Holmes have decided to saddle him with.”
Miss Stanebridge, presumably realizing that Miles will not rise to her baiting, makes her departure, rudely only acknowledging Hjördis as she leaves in a calculated flounce of dark skirts and bright yellow hair.
“She still hasn’t warmed to you,” his fellow prosecutor murmurs, smoothing a ruffle on her gown’s full skirt, “And she’s usually so charming – whatever did you do to inspire such dislike in her, I wonder?”
“I must confess that I know as much as you do in this matter,” he admits, spreading his hands in a small shrug, “We had very little acquaintance before she first made her displeasure with me known, and to my knowledge she isn’t connected to any case I’ve ever tried.”
“Well, she is very much your junior,” Hjördis winks, “And do not pretend that twenty-two does not appear a childish age now that you are a man of twenty-nine, or I shall be forced to call upon a witness to testify against you.”
“I wouldn’t dream of forcing you to such drastic measures this evening, Prosecutor van Zieks,” he demures, as much out of respect for her role as one of the ball’s hosts as to her being correct.
She laughs merrily. “So proper! Well then, if this is the way you intend to be, then I must insist you take me for a turn about the dance floor – the music will be starting again soon, and I’ve been absolutely batty for a good partner all night!”
“I take it Lady Eskatrina is cross with you, if this is the case?” he inquires, even as he politely offers her his arm and they make their way to the dance floor.
“Indeed not – it’s new moon tonight, and she had a ceremony to attend to.”
“One would think it Ylva who needed to pay attention to the moon phases in your family, not your partner.”
This serves only to induce more laughter from his dance partner, even as she cautions, “Such comments are liable to get you bitten.”
“By you or her?” he challenges.
“Why not make it both and see what happens?” she smiles back with a glint of eye tooth.
He steps away and then across from her, mindful of the musicians running through a few warm-up notes, “I’m afraid I must decline the offer – I should hate to ruin this shirt.”
“If you’re quite sure-”
“I am.”
“Very well. Come then, Miles darling, the music’s begun!”
He offers his hand, she accepts it with a curtesy, and, together, they dance.
Notes:
Fun fact: I’m so incredibly bad at researching aristocratic titles and everything that comes with them, doubly so when it’s in regards to Germany. I’ve tried to be accurate, but there’s every chance I’ve made a mistake somewhere. If I have, please gently let me know and I’ll fix it! (Thanks to GreenxLady for the extra tidbits I didn't find, so useful, so helpful, <3!)
Also, Hjördis says pastel vampire sword prosecutor lesbian rights. ;) I have no idea if she and Eskatrina are married, but they are absolutely smitten with each other and have been in a committed relationship for about a decade as of this point in the timeline.
Finally, aquamarii over on tumblr has done a lovely piece of Sebastian and his pocket dictionary, which you can see here, please take a look!
(And maybe drop a review on your way, I've missed hearing from you all! <3)
Chapter Text
Miles doesn’t take unnecessary risks without very good reason, which is why he’d scheduled to have off the day after the first episode of Iron Infant: The Tempering aired as soon as he’d gotten the official release date. Because he refuses to miss the beginning of the new series, and he knows himself well enough (and has grown enough to be able to admit to the fact) that he won’t be able to think about anything else the day after.
Also that he will need to discuss it with Maya an extremely short time after he’s seen it, and possibly exchange a few e-mails with Streamer. Really, the entire fandom is waiting with baited breath to see how this new series goes. Will it follow in the success of The Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo, with its expansion on the lore and development of characters and story? Or will it go the way of that other series that dared claim her in its title and which nearly killed the franchise? There’s no indication it will be anything like the latter, which had warning signs even in its trailers, but even so, once burned, twice shy…
There’s also the fact that Cindy claims a jump in generations like this can be very difficult to successfully pull off, even for a well-established and popular series. It’s a matter of getting the proper balance of new and old elements using known characters logically as opposed to simply trying to force in as many cameos as possible, knowing how many call-backs are too many, letting the new cast develop as their own characters, and, most important of all, building on previously established lore and world-building in ways that feel like a natural progression. She guest starred on Streamer’s channel to help him do a video on this very topic back in late April, emphasizing that this whole series is an incredibly tall order to pull off, and reminding viewers to check whether decisions they disagree with are a result of the writers or the studio before getting angry about them, and also that they’ve managed to be a fandom with a reputation for good manners for over a decade now, and to keep that trend strong.
It had really been quite an interesting video. Some of the things in it he already knew, such as the fact that Will Powers and Cherie Kobayashi will be reprising their roles as the Steel Samurai and Pink Princess, with John Marsh coming in as the now teenaged Iron Infant. He hadn’t known that Sal Manella isn’t the sole writer this time, but rather in charge of world-building and the grand sweeps of lore and character arc that he excels at, with a small team of experienced writers brought in to handle dialog, logistics, and turning those broad sweeps into detailed story; it’s more along the lines of what happened with The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo and the Pink Princess’s follow-up show. It’s also news to Miles that the reason the insult that nearly killed the series happened is because Manella had created the stage play mostly on his own, and is surprisingly decent at smaller, more self-contained stories within the worlds he imagines, but doesn’t have the right mindset to handle a serialized story on his own.
Which only accounts for some of the sins laid at his feet by the series he wrote by himself, but it is interesting to know. And Cindy is overall cautiously hopeful for Iron Infant: The Tempering, as there are a lot of good signs from what is publicly known about the production so far, but still. It’s all just speculation, no matter how educated, until the episode actually airs.
And now, at long last, it finally has.
Settled on his sofa with Pess the Second in his lap and a nice cup of tea, Miles takes a deep breath, and switches on the television to see how the first episode plays out…
OoOoOoOoO
M Edgeworth: I have seen the first episode.
Maya Fey: FINALLY!!!!!!
Maya Fey: OMG
Maya Fey: OMG OMG OMG
Maya Fey: THIS COULD BE
Maya Fey: SUCH A GOOD ONE?!?!!
Maya Fey: I AM EXCITE!!!!!!!
M Edgeworth: How is it you are more hyperactive and excited having watched it hours ago than I am after a fresh viewing?
Maya Fey: Because you don’t get hyperactive it would mess up your ruffles
Maya Fey: Alo I’ve ht the ‘so tired I’m wired’ stage
Maya Fey: And I had an energy drink
M Edgeworth: Miss Fey, please tell me you’re not trying to emulate Larry’s sleep schedule.
Maya Fey: I cannot do this, because I don’t know him that well.
M Edgeworth: He sleeps about four hours a night.
Maya Fey: !!!!!!!!!
Maya Fey: HOW!?!??!
Maya Fey: I wanna run on four hours of sleep a night!
M Edgeworth: He claims to run on ‘love and sandwiches.’
Maya Fey: Awww no fair
Maya Fey: I’m trying to run an entire village and sop my culture from imploding or curmbling down the mountain or anything
Maya Fey: And he’s just doing art and
Maya Fey: …what is his job right now anyway?
M Edgeworth: He’s still making and repairing clocks at that shop as far as I know.
Maya Fey: What, really?
Maya Fey: That’s like a record for him to hold a job this long now, isn’t it?
M Edgeworth: Indeed.
Maya Fey: Oh.
Maya Fey: Cool.
Maya Fey: Good for him I guess.
Maya Fey: BUT STILL I SHOULD BE TE ONE WHO GETS TO GET BY ON FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP WITH NO CONSEQUENCES I AM THE BUSIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD AND I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THIS!!!!!
Maya Fey: DX DX DX DX D X DX DX
M Edgeworth: I’ll pass it along to my superiors and see what we can do.
Maya Fey: Thanks!
Maya Fey: Wait, what?
Maya Fey: What superiors?
Maya Fey: ARE THE EUROPEAN COURT ROBE THINGS ACTUALLY WIZARD ROBES, ARE YOU SECRETLY A WIZARD?????
M Edgeworth: I’m surprised you jumped to that conclusion so quickly.
Maya Fey: I talk to dead people and call their spirits back from beyond to reside in my body and speak with the living.
Maya Fey: And my body, in this process, changes itself to accomidate them.
Maya Fey: I have technically been male more than once if we want to get weird about it.
Maya Fey: You think I’m not just waiting to find out magic’s real?
Maya Fey: Because I’m waiting.
Maya Fey: I am totally waiting.
M Edgeworth: …Wright isn’t the only one waiting for Trucy to get her Hogwarts letter, is he?
Maya Fey: Dang straight he isn’t!
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: In any case it’s a bold move to have Iron Infant leave Neo Olde Tokyo like that.
Maya Fey: Yeah you run from that conversation, Mr. Logical, just you wait, there is more power in heaven and earth than is dreamt of in your philosophy!
M Edgeworth: An excellent application of that quote.
Maya Fey: Thanks, Nick’s been on another one of his Shakespeare kicks and he dragged me and Pearlie to some plays with him and Trucy.
M Edgeworth: Indeed.
M Edgeworth: Now do you wish to provoke me with topics you know I am skeptical of and disinterested in so that I leave and go about my business, or do you wish to discuss II:TT?
Maya Fey: I WANNA TALK IRON INFANT, I APOLOGIZE, DON’T GOOOOOO~!
M Edgeworth: Very well then, let us talk.
Maya Fey: You know, I used to really not like you, how come my life just flashed before my eyes jus ‘cause you threatened to not talk Steel Samurai woth me?
M Edgeworth: One twitch of my finger and this conversation can be over.
Maya Fey: OKAY OKAY GEEZ, CHILL!
Maya Fey: It just hits weird sometimes that we started out like we did and now your my go-to guy for fandom chatter. It’s fun havig fandom friends that aren’t internet-exclusive, you know? :)
M Edgeworth: …I do know. And I agree.
Maya Fey: :D
Maya Fey: Lemme check what you were commenting again just a sec
Maya Fey: Okay, yeah, leaving Neo Olde Tokyo’s a risk, but like – and exciting one? Let’s be real, season 3 was awesome.
M Edgeworth: Yes, but we’d already had two seasons to get to know the characters before they started sending them to a new location every few episodes.
M Edgeworth: If they’re simply going to put him in a new location and let him stay there, however, I believe that would be a very good choice on the director’s part.
Maya Fey: Yeah, honestly, mad props to the writers for finding a way to give II his own space and a chance to step up without killing anyone off to make it a huge tragedy from the get-go.
Maya Fey: And, don’t tell anyone I said this, but it’s kinda nice to get out of Neo Olde Tokyo? Love that setting to bits, but we’ve seen it a lot, and moving to where the Evil Magister might have originally come from? Holy heck, I’m gonna cry this si so exciting?????
M Edgeworth: You have my silence and also my agreement in this matter. And also that it was an excellent use of pre-established lore. John Marsh seems quite comfortable in his new role as well.
Maya Fey: He’s angry baby and I love him already, did you see those stunts, Holy Mother, the production values on this show…!
Chapter Text
July 2022
“Do you ever get mad?”
The question comes out of the blue for Miles, who’d been focusing on Trucy’s latest card trick over the video call. “I’m afraid I’ll need more context than that.”
“At the guy who raised you.” She watches her hands instead of him, cards flying through her fingers. It’s a distancing move even Miles can recognize, as he knows for a fact that she considers needing to watch one’s hands during a trick to be sloppy showmanship. “Do you ever get mad at him?”
“Sometimes,” he admits cautiously, uncertain as to what brought this on, “Not as frequently as I used to.”
“Mm,” she nods, eyes still on the cards, one of the novelty decks he’s gotten her, a swirl of hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades, and the petals of sakura blossoms flying through her fingers, “And do you ever-” she halts to swallow hard, then continues so quietly that her headset’s microphone barely catches it, “Do you ever miss him?”
…oh. So that’s what it feels like, the sensation he’s heard mentioned of one’s heart ‘going out’ to another. “Sometimes,” he says again, his voice as gentle as he can make it.
“But… he was awful to you – he hurt you. A lot.”
“He did,” he confirms, “And that is why even now, years after he was cut from my life, I still feel periods of anger towards him. But there are also many good things I gained from knowing him.”
“Like what?” she asks, still looking away.
“In truth, more than I can easily list, some greater than others. Germany itself, with its people and its language. An excellent education, far better than my father would have been able to afford. A sister. Things I cannot now imagine my life without, yet cannot see myself having gained without him.”
She nods, eyes still on her cards. “Do you- do you ever-”
“Trucy,” he cuts her off, an idea slowly forming of where she’s going with this, “The situation I am in, situations like mine… they are complex. And I believe that is why they evoke such strong emotions in those who encounter them. Especially since, from an outside perspective, they can appear very black and white, when in reality the truth is rarely anything like so simple for those involved. Yes, I miss my father, very deeply, and would greatly prefer for it not to have happened, and there are many things I would give up for that to be so. But if the cost of this coming to pass were to be Franziska being cut from my life… then I have no answer. My father or my sister – how can I choose? It is a perfect stalemate, two kings circling each other on an empty chess board, unable to free themselves from their endless loop.”
“Oh.” The cards in her hands slow as she folds in on herself.
“…you are allowed to miss him,” he offers hesitantly, “They are somewhat similar, but our situations are not perfect parallels of one another. And, for all his faults, I am sure he cares for you, as Manfred never cared for me.”
“…I’m still mad at him.”
“He has earned your ire.”
“And I don’t want to forgive him.”
“He has not earned your forgiveness.”
“…” she finally looks at Miles again, eyes brimming with tears. “I want him back. I don’t- I want to stay with Daddy still, but I want him back.”
“Of course you do,” Miles replies, once again trying to be gentle, “He is still your father, and I have seen it enough in court to know that the deepest pain comes from those we hold dearest.”
The cards fall from her hands as the tears fall from her eyes and she finally starts to cry and oh. Oh dear. On the one hand, he’s… fairly certain he said the right thing. On the other hand, he’s not capable of providing the physical comfort she obviously needs at the moment, being on the other side of the globe as he is. Drat.
“Is Wright at work?”
She nods.
“Is Larry caring for you?”
She nods again.
“Would his presence be helpful?”
More nodding, though she’s barely started before he’s grabbed his phone from where it was charging on the corner of his desk and opened the texting app.
M Edgeworth: Trucy requires assistance I am not in the position to provide at the moment.
Larry B: ???
M Edgeworth: She’s crying, go comfort her!!
To his credit, Larry doesn’t respond to the second text, just produces a series of crashes that carry even over Trucy’s headset before appearing behind her, hands fluttering for a moment before she registers his presence and he holds out his arms in clear offer, and she flings herself into them.
Part of Miles rankles that he cannot be there to do this himself, especially as he is in part responsible for this situation. Part of him is simply relieved that Larry is here, strange as the feeling may be. And part of him… he does not like to admit it, but part of him simply observes, cold and detached, watching the way his lanky friend hugs the girl, how he settles into the chair with her in his lap to gently rock and pet her hair, a clinical section of Miles’s own mind calmly learning from the situation that he might apply it himself one day if called to. It is a part of him that is extremely useful in and for his line of work, but it is discomforting to know that Trucy’s pain is not enough to make it go away, or at least stop viewing the situation as a learning opportunity…
“Do you wanna talk to Edgy about this some more?” Larry finally asks, voice carrying to Miles through Trucy’s mircophone, “I’ll cover my ears and hum if you want me to stay while you do it, too!”
“That’s okay, Mr. Larry.”
“Okay then.”
She squeaks in surprise as he starts to get up, then shifts to try and make him sit again. “No, no, I meant- you can stay and you don’t have to cover your ears.” She even goes so far as to remove and unplug her headset.
“You sure?” he shoots a concerned look over her shoulder, “I don’t mind, honest, I can even close my eyes if you want.”
“It’s fine,” Trucy assures him, leaning back against the artist’s chest, “I trust you.”
And that just leaves Larry looking helplessly confused. “Why?”
“‘cause you try hard,” she says, rubbing at the drying tear tracks on her face with one fist, “And you don’t lie as much as you used to, and I appreciate that. And I’ve already got too many people I don’t trust – I don’t want you to be one of them.”
“…okay,” Larry replies a touch soggily, sniffling hard enough that even Miles can hear it, “You- you just- talk t’ Edgy and I’ll sit here.”
Trucy politely ignores the fact that she’s made a grown man cry, turning her attention back to Miles. They speak more of the struggle Trucy is going through, coming to terms with the tangled emotions her first father has left her with. Larry doesn’t interrupt, just quietly listens, occasionally rocking the girl or giving her an extra squeeze when her distress begins to amount again, until finally he gives her a light tap on the head with his chin.
“Hate to interrupt, but it’s late, and your Dad’s not gonna be happy with me if you’re still up when he gets home.”
“Okay,” Trucy agrees without argument for once, “Thanks for talking to me about this, Mr. Edgeworth.”
“You are most welcome,” he assures her, doing his best not to be visibly relieved that the conversation is over. What the universe is thinking by having him be the one this child can speak to on these matters, he has no idea – the only thing he’s vaguely certain of at this point is that he… probably hasn’t made things worse? Gott im Himmel, please let him not have made things worse… “Though I believe there is someone else who also deserves your thanks in this matter.”
Trucy follows his pointing finger to where a certain artist is now staring at Miles with a slack jaw and confused shock in his eyes. “Oh! Yeah, thank-you, Mr. Larry, you were a big help, too!”
“You’re… welcome?” Larry replies, returning the hug he’s given on autopilot, “Um, so, yeah! Bedtime for Trucy-Lucys!” And with a sweep he’s standing, Trucy over one shoulder with a shriek of surprise, “Talk t’ you later Edgy! Say g’night, kiddo!”
He turns around so she’s facing the screen again, and she waves at him, a smile fighting its way across her face. “Bye, Mr. Edgeworth! Thanks again!”
He taps his fingers to his forehead in a playful salute. “Tschüss.”
“Tschüss!” she waves as Larry carries her off, and Miles waits until she’s out of sight to end the call.
Chapter 98
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Larry B: Hey, Miles? You got time to text some?
Odd. Larry rarely initiates contact between them, and the use of any name by him other than ‘Edgy’ is worrying. The fact that it’s around 3 am Los Tokyo time usually wouldn’t be an issue, given the artist’s four to five hour a night sleep schedule, but paired with the other two…
M Edgeworth: I have not quite yet begun my lunch period. Can this wait 15 minutes?
Larry B: Yeah, no prob
No exclamation mark. Again, worrying. While they’re not as close, technically Miles has known Larry longer than Phoenix. They met at the start of elementary school, when Miles wasn’t quite old enough to start borrowing his father’s legal texts, and Larry wasn’t quite the butterfly flapping its wings and causing storms that he is now. In contrast, Phoenix had only arrived the year that mockery of a trial took place (one of the reasons Miles has always secretly suspected that the class had been so easily swayed against him in the first place, quickly turning on the still-nervous new boy rather than one of their own, an easy scapegoat). It’s always been something of a surprise, though, to be reminded of how easily he can read Larry at times, at least when the artist is upset or hiding something…
…Miles makes an executive decision and finishes his work in ten minutes, retrieving his phone and opening his texting app even as he rises to go acquire sustenance.
M Edgeworth: You have my attention.
Larry B: Okay then, impotatn question
Larry B: Do you think I’m a screw-up?
Larry B: Like, a total screw-up, forever doomed to failure and all that jazz no matter what?
That… gives Miles pause.
M Edgeworth: …are you quite certain you wish to ask me of all people?
Larry B: Yip!
Larry B: Your blunt and mean, so you’ll only stay something nice if you think it’s true!
Larry B: CRAP I MEAN T HAT IN A GOOD WAY!!!
M Edgeworth: How have you managed to survive this long?
Larry B: One of the most common questions I am asked!
Larry B: and I do not know!
Larry B: I really did mean it in a good way though.
Larry B: Like
Larry B: I’m crap with words talkin
Larry B: And even worse wth letters n stuff
Larry B: And I lie too much
Larry B: But you just… say what you think
Larry B: And it comes out like you want
Larry B: So people know what you mean
Larry B: Even if what you’re saying is mean
Larry B: And your not afraid to say anything to anyone if you think you’re right
Larry B: It’s part of what makes you cool
Larry B: Even when you’re being mean to me.
Larry B: Tho I don’t like that. :C
Larry B: And you’ve been being nicer to me lately, like when you said Trucy should thank me too
Larry B: And I don’t know why
Larry B: I thought
Larry B: that you thought I was a screw-up
Larry B: Same as everyone else.
M Edgeworth: Stop typing and let me get a word in edgewise!
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: My behaviour towards you in the past has been, at times, inappropriate. I am trying to do better than I have. And I do not see you as an utter failure, nor have I ever truly done so.
M Edgeworth: You have skill and talent in many areas, you are simply… too distractible, and too prone to lying.
Larry B: I know. It’s a bad havit, I wanna stop.
Larry B: But it’s hard.
Larry B: Can only take having to admit I messed up so many times, you know? Gets to be a lot after awhile.
Larry B: Sometimes it’s easier to be the liar than the screw-up.
M Edgeworth: I am very much not the person to be discussing this with, I primarily speak with you due to my inability to execute proper social interactions.
Larry B: Well yeah, but you’ve
Larry B: I dunno
Larry B: ….
Larry B: You changed.
Larry B: You’re different than the Edgy who tried to get Maya convicted
Larry B: You’re froends with her now.
Larry B: And I wanna do that too, I wanna change and be happier too how’d you do it?
M Edgeworth: If you recall, I faked my death and moved to Europe to rediscover how to be a good lawyer, and it was very poorly received.
Larry B: True.
Larry B: And I don’t wanna move to Europe – wanna see if I can make it a full year at the clock shop!
Larry B: Plus, my mom lives near Los Tokyo.
M Edgeworth: You’ve spoken with her, then?
Larry B: No, why do you think I’m trying to figure out how to be less of a screw-up???
Larry B: I mean, I tried to, but things didn’t work out.
Larry B: And I want her to like me!
M Edgeworth: You seem awfully certain that she won’t.
Larry B: Well, I mean – she seems nice enough? But Dick says I really gotta work on how I treat women.
Larry B: Turns out I’m not as good at romance as I thought. :C
M Edgeworth: You didn’t realize that after the second time you had a love letter mistaken for blackmail?!
Larry B: Bad at letters doesn’t mean bad at romance! DX
Larry B: And I’ve had lots of girlfriends!
Larry B: And anyway
Larry B: Who wouldn’t wanna be told all the good things about them and treated special and taken on nice dates and stuff?
M Edgeworth: You would enjoy a woman speaking of you as you do about them?
Larry B: Well yeah
Larry B: Why wouldn’t I?
Miles makes an executive decision that he’s not touching that one, collects the sandwich he’d ordered while texting, and begins the walk back to his office.
M Edgeworth: The only way I would answer that question is if we were in court and under oath.
M Edgeworth: Ask Gumshoe.
Larry B: Okay!
Larry B: You really don’t have any advice tho?
M Edgeworth: Larry, to achieve my current personal state, I spent years going over my world view and professional practices with a fine-toothed comb, and I still have yet to achieve full satisfaction with them.
M Edgeworth: And, given your seeming aversion to introspection, I doubt that course of action will be useful to you.
Larry B: Aw Edgy! :C
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Have you considered therapy?
Larry B: But that just means having to tell someone how much of ascrew-up I am and all the mistakes I’ve made! I don’t wanna! TTnTT
Edgeworth: And how has not seeking qualified help been working out for you then? Did your last girlfriend file a restraining order or merely dump you?
Larry B: For your information, Francesca didn’t do either of those things.
Larry B: She had a lesbian epiphany, so there.
Miles nearly chokes on his sandwich.
M Edgeworth: You’re joking.
Larry B: Nope!
Larry B: Not to brag or anything, but I’ve been the spark for about nine lesbian epiphanies so far!
Larry B: ….
Larry B: Actually I like it when that happens better than getting dumped.
Larry B: cause sometimes we get to stay friends after.
M Edgeworth: …you have female friends?
Larry B: Yes.
M Edgeworth: In spite of your behaviour towards their gender?
Larry B: Well they all dated me in the first place, so them must have at least sort of liked me?
Larry B: MJ and Crystal even let me be their Straight of Honour at their wedding because I introduced them! :D
M Edgeworth: …I’m not sure I’m prepared for a reality such as this…
Larry B: Mean! DX
M Edgeworth: My cruelty is one of the reasons you chose to begin this conversation with me, if you recall.
Larry B: …I need some friends who are dumber than me.
M Edgeworth: I’m sure there’s some delightful algae at Gourd Lake if that’s the case.
Larry B: Ouch! TTnTT
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Perhaps you need not go that far down the evolutionary chain to find a mental inferior willing to befriend you.
Larry B: Wow. Thanks, Edgy!
M Edgeworth: I have done nothing to warrant your gratitude.
Larry B: You’ve never taken back an insult like that before, you’re getting nicer! ^^
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Seek help with this, Larry. Truly. It is easier with help. Not… pleasant. But better than struggling alone.
Larry B: But I don’t wanna, I’ll just have to go and tell them all the ways I’ve messed up, and then all the ways I’ve messed up since last time I saw them, and then I’ll probably start lying once they really get what a mess I am, and I don’t wanna do that, that’ll suck! DX DX DX
M Edgeworth: What do you want me to say, then? That it will all fall into place by magic? We both know such things to be lies. Time passes, the world changes, and people are not always where you left them. Life can be over in the blink of an eye, and every possibility it had gone with it – you know this as well as I do, you’ve certainly caused trouble at enough murder trials to have learnt by now!
Larry B: None of that was on purpose!
M Edgeworth: Yet still it happened! You’ve been a liar since the day we met and, if you never do anything to back your claim of desiring change, you’ll be a liar to the day you die, and the world will breathe a sigh of relief at your passing!
Larry B: I can change! I can!
M Edgeworth: I’ll believe it when I see it.
Miles turns off his text alerts at this point – Larry called him, he did not call Larry, and he has lunch to quickly finish and work to do-
…and the building custodian to call, as he has apparently managed to miss his floor and lock himself on the roof of the Prosecutors’ Office again, Gottverdammt!!! In an even worse mood than before, he spreads his handkerchief on the ground and sits on it in a well-earned sulk to call Mrs. Taur and request she let him back in the building, and also to finish off his sandwich.
OoOoOoOoO
A week later, he receives a photo text. It’s a selfie of Larry standing by a door labelled Chiron Therapy and sticking his tongue out at the camera.
Larry B: I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT IN 10 MIN, I CAN SO DO IT SO THERE! MEANIE!!!
M Edgeworth: Congratulations.
Larry B: Thank-you!
Larry B: Wait.
Larry B: Dud you psychology me into coming here?! >8O!
M Edgeworth: The term you are looking for is ‘reverse psychology,’ and no. I lost my temper.
M Edgeworth: You were being aggravating.
Larry B: Oh.
Larry B: ….
Larry B: I’m not sure how to feel about that. :/
M Edgeworth: Just get to your appointment, Larry.
Larry B: Okay, I guess I can do that.
Larry B: Actually
Larry B: Thanks for getting me here, ever by accident.
M Edgeworth: You don’t even know if it will be truly beneficial to you or not.
Larry B: Better than doing nothing, right?
M Edgeworth: True enough. Very well, the prosecution rests.
Larry B: 8D <3
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: :)
Notes:
You will never know how much I adore the idea that Larry has a good handful of female friends who all figured out that they’re lesbians as a result of dating him. Their logic behind giving him a try was that Larry is the kind of guy who canonically tries to shower his girlfriends with gifts, time, and affection (even if he’s not always the best at it), so surely a guy like that will finally fit the bill? Side note, Larry’s gotten super good at supportive responses to coming-out talks.
Wildfey over on tumblr has gifted this story with more art! Here’s Maya and Miles texting like they were a couple chapters ago! <3
Chapter 99
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“I am leaving Interpol! I have been disrespected!”
Almost without thought, Miles returns the package of sausages he’d been retrieving to their place in the refrigerator, then turns off the frying pan of water that had been warming up to receive them on the stove. He knows this tone of voice; it never results in conversations less than half an hour, and he will not do Frau Metzgerin’s sausage’s the insult of cooking them absent-mindedly. “And a good evening to you as well, Franziska.”
“I have been insulted, Miles Edgeworth, after all the hard work I have done for them, and you prattle on with foolish niceties?!”
“One of us has to have manners,” he quips, idly returning to the refrigerator and examining the list of its contents he has pinned to its door, checking to see if there’s anything he can make while speaking with his sister, “And, things being as they are, that task is mine to carry.”
“You dare claim this while speaking to your older sister so?!”
Drat, the only feasible thing would be a sandwich with the cold cuts, but those are already set aside for tomorrow’s lunch, and he won’t have time to buy one instead; he needs to go shopping. “If you recall, I at least attempted social niceties, so I believe you’ll find that mine is still the moral high ground.”
Franziska makes a sound like a tea kettle – always amusing, and also a good idea, seeing that the moral high ground’s larder contains exactly bread in regards to food that can be eaten quietly while talking over the telephone- “Are you going to listen to what I have to say or not?!”
“I am agog,” he deadpans.
“As you- what is that sound I hear on your end?”
“I’m filling the kettle for tea.”
“Oh. I suppose that is an acceptable activity.”
“Imagine my relief at your approval.”
“Miles Edgeworth you are mocking me! I will not be mocked by you as well as by my soon-to-be-former place of employment!”
“Oh, so you haven’t left just yet after all?”
“Are you going to listen to me or not?!”
A hint of hurt laces through the angry question and, annoyed as he is over having his supper interrupted for what sounds like a tantrum, he doesn’t want to run the risk of brushing her off if she’s been genuinely wronged. “My apologies. How have they insulted you?”
“I have been reduced to babysitting!”
That… does sound like rather a waste of her talents, but also rather unlike something Interpol would do. “How so, if I may ask? Are you on a witness protection assignment?”
“No,” she replies sourly “They have seen fit to assign me a partner.”
“You’ve worked with other agents before,” Miles points out, almost selecting a rather good jasmine blend before changing his mind and taking out the sugar cubes and Heavenly Herbs brand instead.
“With fellow agents, yes,” she hisses, “But this is not the same, he is a- a rookie!! A foolish boy who received his clearance for field work not one week ago! How am I supposed to work to my best standards if I am expected to coddle some- some child while I do so?!?”
“How old is he?”
“I do not recall exactly – twenty-five, twenty-six, some foolishly young age.”
He pauses in the act of carefully placing a teacup in its matching saucer. “Franziska, you yourself are only turning twenty-three this year.”
“So? What foolish point are you attempting to make?”
Fair enough, he privately concedes; he’s not entirely sure why he felt the need to make the comment in the first place. This is Franziska, after all. Speaking of which, a sudden dread strikes him as he pours hot water in the cup so his tea can begin to steep. “Franziska… would I be incorrect in assuming this young man is currently in your office with you?”
“Yes, he is cowering in front of my desk even now. Why? It is not different than what we- oh. Oh.”
Miles winces in sympathy as his sister realizes just exactly what – who – she is imitating with her behaviour. (Manfred had used a similar tactic at times to display displeasure.)
“Go stand in the hallway, Clemmont Stibbons, it has come to my attention that your witnessing this conversation is inappropriate. …Of course I meant what I have said so far you foolish boy, what reason would I have to lie? …Very well, I have behaved rudely, I will allow you to speak in your own defense. Be warned, however, I am a barred prosecutor as well as an Interpol agent, and should you foolishly try to lie to me I shall tear your case to shreds and turn you out on your ear, regardless of the wishes of our superiors.”
Miles puts his phone on speaker, freeing his hands that he might lean back against his kitchen counter and bury his face in them. Franziska’s IQ has been measured in the 150s, and Miles is a decent measure above average himself… so how is it, when they are both so very smart, that they are both inherently so very bad with people?
(Part of him reminds the rest of Dr. Heilen’s oft-repeated words over the years, that social skills are just that, skill. And the ones he struggles with most are the ones he was either never taught or has minimal experience with. (And another part of him remembers that he, at least, had had until he was nine with his father, whereas Franziska had never had the luxury of anyone but Manfred. It’s no real wonder why she struggles still to correct certain holes in her education when she isn’t even aware they exist until they’re tripping her up.))
And, as he is wondering this, Franziska has set down her own cellphone, the better to listen to Stibbons’s defense of himself (though ‘confession’ would be a more accurate descriptor if Miles’s growing chain of logic is correct). It occurs to him that this silence would be the perfect opportunity to actually try and find something to eat now that Frau Metzgerin’s sausages are (tragically) off the menu, and naturally this is the moment that Franziska’s voice drifts over the telephone lines once more, quieter for the fact that she is speaking to Stibbons and not Miles.
“I see. Very well. In that case, I apologize for my earlier outburst; it was foolish of me to make assumptions without ascertaining all the facts of the matter first. Though understand that I shall still expect excellence from you. …Very well. You may go now.”
The silence returns as Franziska contemplates what she’s just been told. Miles removes the teabag from his cup and graciously allows himself an extra sugar cube for the trials his sister has inflicted upon his evening.
“Miles Edgeworth.”
He picks up his cellphone and switches it off of speaker again. “I am here.”
“Miles Edgeworth, Clemmont Stibbons wishes to learn from me. I am expected to- to teach him!”
“I had a feeling that this is what your superiors desired of you,” Miles replies honestly, “It’s my understanding that it’s common practice to pair the inexperienced with the skilled, that they might learn from them.”
“I do not know how to teach!” And oh, oh dear, that sharp note in her voice is not anger but a far rarer emotion from his prodigy sister – panic.
“Are you claiming yourself incapable of it?” challenges to her prowess usually snap her out of it-
-but not this time, unfortunately. “You foolishly foolish man, you do not understand, you- [I haven’t the qualifications for such as this, and cannot possibly be suitable for such a task. Not an hour into our acquaintance and I have already behaved as- as Papa might have. And he had a genius I cannot match.]”
…he should have known, should have known, that she was more rattled by her earlier mistake than she’s been letting on – she’s always been one to hide her hurts unless forced or tricked into revealing them. “[Whatever qualities you inherited from your father, they were only his positive traits. The rest are simply habits that you have been taught, and that you may thus replace with new ones as you see fit.]”
She snorts inelegantly. “[Oh? And what evidence do you have to back this claim?]”
“[More than enough, my sister,]” he replies, straightening his posture to courtroom perfection even though she can’t see him, “[Twice in your recent conversation with Stibbons alone you have admitted to mistakes you had made. Not only that, you recognized the inappropriateness of your actions and also apologized for your errors. None of these are things you would have once done, but you desired these skills and have thus acquired them. What has been done once may be done again, meaning there is case precedent for your ability to learn and grow. As to matching your father’s genius, you have no need to – you are already more brilliant than he could have ever hoped to be.]”
“[Do not lie to me, Miles Edgeworth,]” she tries for severe but is undermined by what sounds like tears struggling to escape, “[Or if you must, then at least do not be so obvious about it.]”
“[I have no need to lie when the truth serves me better,]” he replies, gentling his tone as much as he dares, “[Besides, do you truly think he would have been able to admit fault, or offer a sincere apology to one he saw as beneath him?]”
“[No,]” she reluctantly admits, “[Such things were not in his nature.]”
“[Then by your own admission you have done what he could not, and in doing so you have surpassed him.]”
“[That is not the same!]”
“[Very well,]” he concedes in order to gain ground, “[Then answer me this: how old were you when you passed the bar?]”
“[Thirteen, as well you know!]”
“[Indeed. And how old was Manfred when he passed it?]”
There is a deafening silence from her end.
“[How old, Franziska?]”
“[…he was twenty-five, and he served for forty years.]”
“[And now, at almost twenty-three, you have served the bar for how long?]”
“[…a decade this year.]”
“[Just so. Your father was a brilliant man, there is no denying. But you have gone beyond brilliance, and this too there is no denying. Perhaps this coming task will be difficult, but we are von Karmas, and we do not shy away in the face of adversity.]”
She is quiet, and he takes a long drink of sugar tea as an excuse not to overhear anything she would not wish him to.
“[We can make a bet of it, if you like.]”
“[Oh?]” This has her attention, as well it should. Bets were common between them when they were younger, sometimes cruel, sometimes merely competitive, but they have become less frequent in recent years, as the two of them try to find better ways to be siblings. From the sounds of things, however, she has missed this old tradition as much as he. “[Your terms and wager?]”
“[I bet you drive him off in a month,]” he challenges, “[And if you do, you must cut your hair.]”
“[How short?]” he can hear her eyes narrow.
“[As short as mine.]” He knows she loves wearing her hair long and braided around her head, though she’s never specifically told him so – this will be a good spur.
“[Chin-length,]” she bargains.
“[Agreed. Your bet and terms?]”
“[I will have Clemmont Stibbons showing such progress within a month that our superiors will commend us for it. And, if I do, you must grow your hair as long as mine.]”
He hesitates. “[How long is it now?]”
“[Not quite at my waist.]”
“[Mid-back.]”
“[Bangs are excluded.]”
“[If for you, then for me as well.]”
“[Done.]”
“[A tie is the same as a double failure, I assume?]”
“[And both must pay the cost, naturally, as it always is.]”
“[Very well, then may the superior sibling win.]”
“[I intend to.]”
Miles makes a noise of acknowledgement and hangs up. Then he heads for the door, running through a list of which restaurants nearby offer take-out, as he’s obviously not getting any cooking done tonight and needs to visit the grocery store anyway.
He also needs to look up how to properly grow one’s hair out now, as he has every certainty that his sister is at this very moment scouring the internet for proper teaching techniques. At the very least he will not be winning this bet – not something he’s looking forward to, however… it’s just hair. And if this is the framework Franziska requires to support her growth at the moment, well. It’s a small price to pay…
Notes:
Like I said a few dozen chapters ago, no character design is sacred during time skips. And Miles is pretty with long hair. ;D
It’s never really mentioned, but I honestly think that one of Manfred’s greatest crimes was convincing Franziska that she’s not a genius, or at the very least that she was less of a genius than she is.
Chapter 100
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Streamer,
Felony manslaughter, contempt of court, tax fraud, bylaw 17 as mentioned in season 2 episode 16 (exists only in-universe as being able to summon wine through mystical relics isn’t something we need to worry about in our world), and the last one is another person attempting to get free legal advice on the sly.
In other news, yes, I am attending SKUK 2022, and I look forward to see you and the rest of the Sundry Others there. Naturally I recall my bargain with Cindy last year, and am again willing to talk to any of your viewers we may run into as long as they mind their manners.
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Yeah, had a feeling about the last one, but I’m not the expert here. Thanks again – between you and Mr. Deauxnim, my channel’s really taken off. Zap is forever in your debt, she was tearing her hair trying to increase traffic with the budget I have, especially since she can’t work on it full-time. Even the videos I do on my own are starting to get some good attention, so cheers for that! Are you arriving early again or later in the evening?
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
I will once again be arriving mid-afternoon. What sort of clothing will all of you be wearing? I forgot to ask last year and it made it difficult to locate all of you that first night. I shall be in my usual hat, scarf, and attire.
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Good catch, it’s easy to forget you don’t talk to the rest of the group much. Zap’s pulling her usual graphic t-shirt and vest of many badges, Fan and Fran are using older cosplays (Steel Samurai civilian form and Silver Swordsman crossplay), Shirley’s just going with a kimono, and Cindy’s trying her hand at Kisu, that rebel from season four – she wants to start learning to do more elaborate make-up. I’m doing the Steel Samurai himself this year for Friday, then one of my new channel shirts Sat & Sun – I’ve told my viewers I’ll be there, want to see if anyone asks me anything. We’ll all be wearing regular fan merch on Thursday, though. I have hair again, btw, but I’m keep it short.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
Very well, then I shall look forward to seeing all of you there. Please give my regards to the rest of the Sundry Others until then.
The Legal Samurai
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August 2022
“Secret agent!” Cindy declares.
“Certainly not,” Miles snorts and goes back to his attempt to negotiate his slice of pizza off his plate and into his mouth without dripping toppings or melted cheese everywhere. He’s had pizza before, of course, but this is the first time he’s had it in a situation where his dining associates decided to steal his silverware before he could make use of it. And he is not starting SteelKon with pizza sauce on his jeans or shirt.
“Shame,” Fan toys with the still serviette-wrapped bundle that contains Miles’s knife and fork, “I liked the image of you introducing yourself, ‘Legal, Agent Legal.’”
“Legal is only a nickname.”
“Let a fellow dream why don’t you.”
“Let a man have his utensils back, why don’t you,” Miles snips back, unimpressed.
“Friends don’t let friends sin against nature by eating pizza with a knife and fork,” Fan replies, unyielding.
“I take back the secret agent guess,” Cindy cuts back in, “They probably know how to eat pizza. How do can you not know how to eat pizza, but also not be secret royalty?”
“I can eat it, I just need my-!”
“Legal, you will eat that pizza as God intended!”
“Aye, allow me t’ demonstrate,” Fran agrees, gets a fresh slice herself… and takes a large bite from the crust.
Fan gives her a look of flat disapproval. “Why do you insist on hurting me like this?”
She laughs and rubs a smear of pizza sauce along his cheek, apparently for the sole purpose of being able to kiss it off again.
“I still say you should guess ‘lawyer,’” Shirley says, tone mild, “It would explain why he knows so much about the legal system.”
“Sweetheart, if he was a lawyer, why would he want to spend even more time thinking about that stuff when he isn’t working? No one likes their job that much, even I stick to genfic and found family for the most part when I read for fun.”
“True enough, I suppose.”
“Besides,” Cindy continues, “Look me in the eye and tell me that you can picture Legal in court, let alone keeping his head long enough to win a case.”
“I beg your pardon!”
“Sorry, Legal,” Shirley glances at him sympathetically, “You do rather have an aura of extreme social anxiety that no jury in their right minds would listen to.”
“The prickly exterior contains a soft boy,” Cindy says, in tones that imply she thinks she’s imparting great wisdom, “You’re too much of a sweetie, you’d get eaten alive in a courtroom setting. No offense.”
“Offense very much taken!”
“All right, that’s enough of that,” Streamer cuts in smoothly, “You enjoying your pizza, mate?”
“Yes,” Miles graciously allows himself to be distracted, “It’s quite good.”
“And see? You didn’t even spill any- wait a mo’,” Fan’s eyes flit from the serviette-wrapped utensils in his own hand to the knife and fork in Miles’s, “How the bloody hell-?!”
“Everyone was rather focused on Cindy and Shirley,” Miles replies blithely, “And Zap didn’t think to guard hers.”
“What-? You-! Someone confiscate those!”
“Bloody Nora, Fan, just let the boy eat his supper,” Zap rolls her eyes.
“I am surrounded by sinners!!!”
“I’m older than all of you!” Miles also feels the need to protest.
“Pull the other one, it’s got bells on,” the young woman tugs her own yellow braid in emphasis while rolling her eyes at him.
“I’m twenty-nine!”
“You’re twelve is what you are,” she replies calmly, eyeing her stolen silverware, “How did you get that without anyone noticing?
“I have a skilled sleight-of-hand instructor,” he sniffs, unmollified. If he has to live with being at least four years older than the majority of his fellow original Steel Samurai fans, then he’s going to- what’s the term Maya uses on occasion? Oh yes, ‘own,’ he’s going to own it, and-
“Oh, I’ve got it!” Cindy interrupts his thoughts, bouncing with excitement, “You’re an international phantom thief!”
“I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!” Miles snaps, incensed, “Honestly, I have no idea why people keep making that absurd assumption, first that quack of a detective, then the police, now you-!”
“Wait, hold up,” Streamer cuts him off, “Cindy accusin’ you is one thing, but what th’ bloody hell did you do to make the police think that?!”
“…I don’t have to tell you that,” Miles retorts, suddenly wary with the realization of how much he could let slip if he isn’t careful, “Besides, as the accusations were groundless, the charges were all dropped.”
“…yeah, definitely not a lawyer,” Shirley says faintly, and Zap snorts.
“No joke and all the better for it, I say. Anyway, moving to more important subjects of conversation, what’s yer thoughts on the Silent Blademaster, Legal? Think they’re setting us up for a heel-turn like they did when Pink Princess first showed, or going for somethin’ sneakier…?”
Notes:
Little does Cindy know that Miles does indeed like his job that much!
Fun fact: Streamer’s actually the oldest of the Sundry Others, and as of this con he’s twenty-six; Zap’s the youngest at twenty-two.
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Friday finds Miles triumphantly waking in his own room, then wandering SteelKon on his own for the morning, just for the novelty of it. After the events of the previous year, this convention feels almost subdued in contrast. Oh there’s excitement and speculation aplenty about Iron Infant: The Tempering and how it will progress, and a wide swathe of people cosplaying or wearing graphic t-shirts of characters from the new show, but it’s nothing like the thrumming pulse of anticipation that had been in the air before the new series had been announced.
It’s… oddly peaceful, if Miles is honest. Nowhere near the unwelcome development it might sound. With the ever-present nerves that had marked his first convention, and the high energy of his second, it’s almost a relief to casually drift through the building’s hallways and rooms this year, ducking in and out of panels, pausing to admire a passing costume or examine a piece of merchandise, pleasing no one but himself. Not an activity he often openly partakes in, and never for such extended, leisurely periods of time as this…
Fran finds him sitting in a window alcove in the early afternoon, simply observing the other attendees of the convention swirl past. “Doin’ a spot of people watchin’?”
“Mmm,” he nods, moving to the side so she can sit next to him, “Apologies for abandoning all of you on the first day.”
She waves him off, “No worries – gotta go at yer own pace sometimes. Say, if I take my mask off, will y’ help me get on again afterwards?”
“I’d do my best.”
“Ta in advance then.” Odd as it is to hear Fran’s voice from the Silver Swordsman’s mask, it’s even stranger to see her face emerge from behind it, the lack of his civilian form’s illustrious beard oddly noticeable, moreso even than the fact that her hair is pink and his is blue. “Oh that’s better! Nothing like a bit of fresh air to lift th’ spirits!”
“I would hardly call the air in this building fresh,” he notes with mild amusement, “It has a distinctly used quality to it, to my mind.”
She laughs and elbows him in the ribs. “Maybe so, but I paid good money t’ enjoy this used air, so I may as well.”
He shrugs but doesn’t argue, allowing their silence to linger comfortably in the foreground of the convention’s hum.
“Care to go out for a bit?”
“Hm?” he blinks back to attention to look at his companion.
“Since yer delicate, noble sensibilities take offense to the ‘used air’ we have here,” Fran grins at him, the darker pink roots of her hair catching the light as she cocks her head, “Rags o’ Time got a new shipment this week – they’ll be out by now, and I’d be lyin’ if I said I haven’t been hankering for a quick peek!”
“…I beg your pardon, what?”
“Rags o’ Time – it’s a lovely used bookstore, not far from here; I stop by whenever I can.”
“Is that really an appropriate use of time for the first day of the convention?” he asks with some hesitance, “As you said, we paid good money to be here.”
She just laughs, “Oh lookit you, like y’ think there’s real rules t’ this nonsense outside of good manners! It’s our own money we spent to get here, so it’s our own business what we do with our time. C’mon, let’s go make some non-attendees’ lives a little stranger – Shirley says you’re a dab hand with a camera, we can get some pictures while we’re out, too!”
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Fran’s suggestion turns out to be a worthy one, not simply because it is an almost unseasonably fine day for a stroll about the city, but because the store in question turns out to contain a medium-sized volume entitled How to Use Courtroom Drama to Win Cases. And, if the title alone were not amusing enough, the author is a one Edward T. Wright, thus creating a private joke so utterly delicious that Miles had been unable to resist purchasing it, in spite of its somewhat hefty price tag.
His purchase comes with the unexpected addition that it leads to Fran assuring him that it’s okay for him to be interested in law, even if he’s not cut out to be a lawyer. And, aggravating as it had been to have the Sundry Others so uniformly doubt his capability the night before, there is something almost amusing about it in the light of day. Especially since he is in fact a monikered lawyer twice over – the Demon Prosecutor in Los Tokyo and the American Galahad here in Europe – which not a claim many can make. It leaves him inclined to retain his good mood and acquiesce to still playing photographer for her rather than leaving in a snit, even when she answers a call from Shirley inquiring where the devil they are…
As a result, he staggers to his room again that night after a long afternoon and evening exploring the town and playing cameraman with Fran and the rest of the group as texts were exchanged and more and more of them appeared to join in the fun. They’d even managed to find a restaurant not completely swapped with fellow con-goers when suppertime rolled around as a bonus, then taken a wandering route back to the hotel to enjoy the night air.
As if the universe is rewarding his triumph for sleeping in his own room two consecutive nights at SteelKon, he wakes to an e-mail from Pearls. It contains the latest segment that she’s typed up of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto’s story, and he makes an executive decision to read it on his phone over breakfast rather than socializing. Her grammar has improved noticeably over the past year since she began her task and, not only has her vocabulary grown, she’s also begun to develop a sense for how people tend to use words when they speak, along with the sentence structuring and conventions that follow it. She’s no Wodehouse, of course, but she’s only recently thirteen, and her improvement is still remarkable. In any case, it’s always a pleasure to return to the characters and story Trucy has created.
And, as it turns out, a quiet breakfast was a sound choice, as the following stroll through the vendors’ room with Streamer to acquire the annual shirt for Maya results in several people recognizing his companion and approaching him for questions, handshakes, and selfies.
Oh, and also for the discovery that the Legal Samurai is a single, real individual, and also that he’s the quiet fellow in the dark green fedora wandering around with the (in this crowd) better-known man. Word spreads, and impromptu Q&A happens in a mostly out-of-the-way corner of the convention area. A few people ask for selfies with Miles as well, and it’s utterly bizarre. He’s used to being recognized, even admired to a certain extent, but not like this. Not with the casual excitement his fellow fans turn on him. Even his refusal to show his face in photographs is met with unexpected enthusiasm, names he doesn’t know bantered about and comments of how ‘on brand’ this is for a Steel Samurai expert of any sort making only a fraction more sense. Honestly, that they’re so willing to believe he is who he claims to be is rather alarming, it’s not like they have definitive proof that he’s not secretly a figurehead for a larger group of researchers. And it’s not as if he’s done anything that extraordinary either; after all, what’s been done once can be done again.
Streamer gives him the oddest look when he mentions this, followed for some undiscernible reason by the vlogger inciting the crowd around them to shout praise at Miles for a good five minutes. Hopefully it’s just a temporary bout of strangeness and not a sign that Phoenix’s eccentricity is as contagious as his chaos…
Chapter 102
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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The Sundry Others laugh at Miles’s confusion in their hotel room that night.
“And why shouldn’t they be impressed by you then?” Fran asks, leaning comfortably against Streamer for a moment before standing with a stretch, “You are the first person outside o’ the official production team and writers to crack the Steel Samurai legal system, and still the only one, as far anyone knows.”
“You should write a book on it!” Cindy chips in, “It’s really impressive and you should write it all up and show off!”
“I really don’t see how it’s all that exciting,” Miles stirs the milkshake he’d purchased on their way back to the room from supper, “While it’s of interest to me, I’m well aware that the populace as a whole find legal affairs rather disinteresting, unless drawn into them by spectacle or personal circumstance.”
“Legal, mate, this is a fandom where our canon characters actually talk about their laws sometimes in the show,” Streamer gently contradicts him, “And you met us for the first time because we were arguin’ over it, and we’d been at it for years when you did. Of course folks’re excited when some bloke shows up and not only claims to have the whole thing sorted but actually does.”
Miles makes a sound of embarrassed dismissal and prevents himself having to answer by focusing on his drinkable ice cream again. “It wasn’t that hard…”
“Uh-huh,” he doesn’t give Zap the satisfaction of turning to see the Look she’s likely giving him, “And you started doing all this decoding… when, exactly?”
“When the first episode came out, naturally.” It was how he’d justified watching the show to himself, that it wasn’t a distraction but investigation practice and a good test on legal minutiae. He had been sixteen.
“…that was- 2006, and now it’s- that was thirteen years ago,” Fan points out, “You really tryin’ t’ say that spending thirteen years just, what, casually researching law stuff for a hobby isn’t impressive?!”
“Anyone could have done it-”
“But you’re the one who did,” Fan firmly cuts him off, “And it’s amazing and everyone in this room agrees with me, and so did enough people today that no jury’d deny it.”
“They don’t even have any proof I’m the one who did it, though,” Miles grumbles, still embarrassed.
“Maybe we should get you a proper fandom shirt or something then,” Zap suggests, at least half teasing, “Make you more distinctive.”
“I should think the fedora and scarf are perfectly serviceable in that regard,” he replies stiffly, “Besides, there’s plenty of wear and comfort left in the shirts I have; I see no need to change them.”
“Yeah, but don’t you want to?” Cindy drapes herself over both the end of one of the room’s beds and her girlfriend’s lap to look at him, “Mad respect for the anime-slash-cartoon-character-one-outfit look you have going, but Fan could set you up, he finds the best graphic tees!”
“Why would I desire a copy of an image I like in a format where I’m the only one who can’t easily see it?” A perfectly reasonable question in his opinion, so the varying degrees of bafflement on the rest of the group’s faces is a rather surprising response to receive for it.
“I… hm, I never really thought of it that way before.” Zap pulls the hem of her own shirt forward, so that she can more easily frown down at its image of the Steel Samurai in his ‘Salute of Justice and Honour’ pose more easily.
“Indeed?” Miles would say more, except he’s been watching Fran creeping toward him in a way that she presumably thinks is stealthy for a few minutes now, so whatever she’s planning obviously needs to be nipped in the bud. “I feel I should warn you, Ms. Bhoy, that should you attempt physical action against me without my consent, I am currently unshod, and thus would feel no qualms were I required to put my foot to your chest and shove you away.”
She blows her tongue at him, miffed. “How’d y’ even notice me then, I thought you were paying attention to Cindy?”
“I have friends in unexpected places,” he replies vaguely, absolutely not about to attempt an explanation of the lesson on constant vigilance that is being friends with Kay Faraday.
“You sure you’re not some mysterious, sexy phantom thief?” Cindy asks, chin on Shirley’s knees, eyes intent.
“I assure you, only one part of that descriptor is in any way accurate to me at this moment.”
“I dunno,” Zap narrows her eyes, considering, “With the posh manners and accent mixed with the super casual look, I’d say you’re closer to gap moe than sexy.”
Miles noisily chokes on his milkshake as he feels himself flush.
“…or maybe just regular old moe.”
“I was referring to her use of ‘mysterious,’ in context with the challenge I issued her last year to guess my profession!”
“Ugh, you’re so cute when you’re flustered,” Shirley groans, contorting to bury her face in Cindy’s shoulder, “I just want t’ wrap you in a blanket and feed you tea and biscuits.”
Miles very maturely retreats under his fedora and sulks.
“Anyway,” Zap intervenes cheerfully, “Changing subjects and seeing as you’re the Legal Samurai, where do you stand on the whole-?”
“Aw, Zap, leave it out,” Streamer groans, rubbing his forehead, “He doesn’t follow the fandom and only the haters care ‘bout that anymore. ‘s old news.”
“What is?” Miles asks with mild disinterest.
“The Edgeworth Debate.”
He gives himself a moment to be grateful for the hat covering his face, which allows him to school it into a courtroom mask before he tilts it back with the question, “I beg your pardon, the what?”
“It’s not important-”
“Not important?!” Zap all but shrieks, “He tried to get Will Powers the death sentence! For a crime he didn’t even commit! How can you just let that go?!?”
“It was six years ago, luv,” Fran rolls her eyes and flops on the bed, grabbing the younger woman as she goes and using momentum to drag them both down.
“Six years and two murder trials ago,” Fan agrees, “Personally, I’m more angry at EnBastard – got an entire show cancelled, he did!”
“It didn’t look like it was going to be that great anyway,” Zap mutters defensively, going limp against Fran’s hold, since it’s clear she won’t be breaking free via physical force.
“They gave Manella free reign on the next one as a result,” Fan hisses, “Nickel Samurai had Agatha Doyle on as a writer and she’s brilliant. You know how much I was lookin’ forward to seein’ her have a go at the love triangle trope?!”
“Tell me about it,” Cindy moans, sitting up, “We might have finally gotten to see something interesting done with it in mainstream media, but nooooooo, the show lead decided he needed to take out a hit on somebody-!”
“Yeah, and he almost got away with it,” Zap cuts her off, “And who was the one who was supposed to be in charge of proving him guilty? Oh wait, I remember now! And he couldn’t even do that right, the guy defending EnGarde had to do it! Tries to convict the innocent guy, nearly lets the guilty one go free-!”
“Not particularly fun fact, Zap holds grudges,” Shirley leans over and informs Miles.
“Only where Prosecutor Edgeworth is concerned,” the younger woman snaps and-
-and Miles has heard his name said like this before, with this exact tone, this exact cant, this exact voice, he sees the sneer in his head before he sees it on her face and oh.
Oh my.
Now isn’t this an interesting turn of events?
Not one he’s particularly thrilled about, but one he may just be able to play to his advantage if he’s careful…
Aloud, he simply replies to Shirley, “I’ll keep that in mind.”
“D’y’ follow the courts at all?” Fran jumps in before the train of conversation can continue on its current track any further, “My nan goes t’ every trial she can make it too – especially the ones involving the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves…”
Notes:
As if I need to have a crime happen if I desire drama. ;P
For anyone wondering, in this universe, at least, DeKiller’s involvement in the EnGarde trial was retained in the court record, but not heavily touched on by the newspapers, so the fact that Miles and Phoenix had an innocent life on the line for that trial isn’t well known for those who don’t follow the courts.
Speaking of the courts, attending trials is something of a popular hobby in this universe, same as going to a sports game or the theatre, as a result of the trial time limit in America and the dramatic fights lawyers can get into over in Europe. It’s a niche hobby, but a fairly respectable one.
There's spoilers in the comments now, as some of my readers are extremely observant people, so please be wary of that!
Chapter 103
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The strangest thing about the final day of con is how… normal it is. Like one member of his convention group didn’t reveal she hates him for the Powers and EnGarde trials the night before, like the rest of the group hadn’t thought she was overreacting in her assessment, like they hadn’t managed to have this conversation with the Prosecutor Edgeworth in question quietly watching the discussion from ‘his’ armchair while it happened. Like they hadn’t managed to move on from that topic to others like it was of no consequence, incapable of affecting their own lives in any real way.
Indeed, the main result of the previous night is actually a group (sans Miles) consensus that they need to find him a Steel Samurai-themed t-shirt that he’ll actually wear.
“This is completely unnecessary,” he protests with the tone of a man who knows he’s going to be ignored as Streamer and Fan look through a stall’s selection in the vendor hall, “Not to mention somewhat pointless, given the colour of my over shirts compared to the show’s principle characters. Grey-blue and dusty purple do not pair will with bright scarlet or cherry-blossom pink.”
“It would help if you had a favoured side character following the Earth or Water paths,” Fan points out.
“The main characters are meant to the appeal to the majority of viewers, and I will not apologize for liking them best.”
“Sound any primmer, why don’t you?” the younger man rolls his eyes.
Miles is saved from having to make reply by his phone buzzing.
Maya Fey: Does it still count as murder if the person’s already dead?
Maya Fey: Asking for me.
M Edgeworth: If we’re going by Diego Armando’s precedent, yes.
Maya Fey: Dangit.
M Edgeworth: Dare I ask what brought this on?
Maya Fey: Going through Kurainese divorce laws, on account of we just had another divorce in the village and I figured might as well.
Maya Fey: Fun fact: Wives from a f/f or f/m marriage who leave Kurain after getting divorced can return if they change their mins later.
Maya Fey: Husbands from a f/m marriage who leave cannot. Once the marriage is over, if they leave, so is their life in Kurain, bye fathers, bye sons they have to take with them if they go.
Maya Fey: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!? EVEN I KNOW THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND I BARELY HAVE A GED!!!!!
M Edgeworth: Biology is not my area of expertise, but that certainly doesn’t sound sustainable long term.
Maya Fey: YA THINK!??!?
Maya Fey: Sorry
Maya Fey: Shouldn’t have shouted at you liket hat. :(
M Edgeworth: Apology accepted.
Maya Fey: Thanks.
Maya Fey: Just… uuuuuuuuugh…
Maya Fey: No wonder we have spiritual and populaion problems.
Maya Fey: And the elders are all ‘oh, but the sons can come back when hey’re grown if they awnt to.’
Maya Fey: WHY WOULD THEY HECKIN’ WANT TO?!? WE THEEW THEM OUT WITH THEIR ADS INTO A SOCIETY WHERE THEY’RE THE DOMINANT GENDER
Maya Fey: Which, to be fair, seems to also have a lot of problems as an overall system, Mia was not impressed.
Maya Fey: But seriously, you’d have to be either an idiot or desperate to cme back to this, especially with what their dads probably tell them.
Maya Fey: ‘Can come back if they want to.’
Maya Fey: We havn’t had a Kurainese-heritage man come back to Kurain in decades.
M Edgeworth: Hence the inquiries on post-mortem homicide?
Maya Fey: Yeah.
Maya Fey: Probably wouldn’t even work, anyway – most of the older ones who made those laws have reincarnated or ascended at this point. -_-*
Maya Fey: Don’t ask about that, btw, trade secret.
M Edgeworth: You seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
Maya Fey: As annoying as it can be, sometimes your extreme atheism is rather convinient, Trucy would be pestering me about that slip for weeks.
M Edgeworth: Agnostic would be a more accurate term for me at this point, but please don’t let something as trivial as fact stop you.
Maya Fey: …you always get extra lippy whenever you have a SteelKon shirt to hold over my head. :(
M Edgeworth: I do not. Though I have already acquired the latest one for you. And I hope you’re still favourable towards larges, because all the mediums sold out before I got there.
Maya Fey: With the John Marsh Iron Infant on them? I’m not surprised, they look AMAZING!!!! And larges are still good! <3
M Edgeworth: Imagine my relief. ;P
Maya Fey: Seeing a ;P emoji from you is both strange and unsettling, just saying.
M Edgeworth: Why else did you think I included it?
Maya Fey: ….
Maya Fey: In case you were wondering, you’re now officially ‘Edgeworst’ on my contact list again.
M Edgeworth: Excellent. :3
Maya Fey: STOP THAT!!!!
“Who’re you talking to?”
“NYARGH!” Miles simultaneously nearly drops his phone and barely avoids jumping out of his skin, resulting in him slamming said phone against his chest in an attempt to stop his heart from escaping it. A glance over his shoulder reveals a concerned-looking Streamer.
“You alright, Legal, mate? Didn’t mean t’ scare you.”
…in spite of the extremely complex life he’s led, Miles has no prior experiences involving attractive men leaning over his shoulder to inquire about his well-being with genuine concern. The sudden receiving of said experience inhibits his vocal chords, meaning the “I’m fine” he manages to get out is more of a croak than a reassurance.
Thankfully the other man takes him at his word and gently removes himself from Miles’s proximity. “That’s good to hear. What had you so lost in your phone – that wonderful fellow you have your eye on?”
Miles chokes again as his entire head turns crimson. “I should say-! No, it is a friend, a- a fandom friend, if you will.”
“Y’ have those outside of us?” Fan asks, eyebrows popping up as he joins them.
“Yes,” he sniffs, annoyed and unsure why, “She’s the one who informed me of this convention in the first place.”
“Oh. Well, tell her thanks very much for that then,” Fan replies unbothered, “Everything all right on her end? Y’ were lookin’ positively grim for a bit there.”
“Nothing unusual,” Miles assures as Streamer signals for them to head for the next booth selling t-shirts, “Though, given she requested information on the legalities of murdering the dead, I would say she’s feeling more frustrated than usual.”
“…well that sounds like a mood and a half.”
“Does it still count as murder if they’re dead?” Streamer asks.
“I wouldn’t recommend trying to find out,” Miles says drily, “The last man I know who did ended up charged with second degree murder.”
“…what.”
“Indeed. And a fifteen year sentence, with potential for time off if he behaves himself, though I have no idea if he will. He did have an excellent defense attorney, though.”
“…what.”
Miles halts at the hand on his shoulder, turning to face Streamer and Fan’s shell shocked, slightly panicked expressions.
“Legal, mate, you don’t- that didn’t really-?”
“You’re just havin’ a laugh, eh, Legal? Bit of a laugh with that whole ‘man o’ mystery’ thing you have goin’?”
Out of the many, many options he has for how to respond to this, Miles chooses to raise an eyebrow, delicately remove Streamer’s hand from his shoulder, and reply, “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” Then he continues to the next booth, cheerfully ignoring the spluttered questions following him.
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They don’t manage to find him a fandom shirt in the end, in spite of copious amounts of group effort to do so, and Miles feels strangely smug about this. Nor do they manage to convince him to elaborate in regards to how he knows a man who’s serving time for attempting to kill a dead person. In a less satisfactory vein, the group’s resolve remains firm to either find a t-shirt for Miles or, if all else fails, create one, and he’s really not quite sure how to feel about that.
‘Vaguely offended bemusement’ is definitely winning out in the face of Cindy, having heard about his conversation topic with Maya, hesitantly inquiring if he’s some sort of wizard or necromancer, possibly a shaman?
“Believe me,” he drawls in response, “If I have some sort of mystical or spiritual power, it will be as much news to me as it is to you.”
And, on the disappointing side of things, he has to take his leave a little earlier than usual this year – despite planning ahead, he’s got a case waiting for him that he’ll need to get started on almost as soon as he gets back home, and he wants at least half a day’s rest from SteelKon before he does so if he can get it. His recent discovery about his standing in the Steel Samurai fandom leaves him a little wary once he’s made his good-byes, vacates his room, and makes his way to the parking garage, but no one spares him a glance. Not even when, in a heart-stopping turn of events, he passes Fan and Fran heading towards the Sundry Others’ room to do their own packing.
…it’s one thing to have heard about what a difference a change of clothes can make, quite another to have it driven home that, in a plain charcoal suit and black tie, with his left-side bangs tucked behind his ear, he’s as invisible to his convention friends as his convention clothes would presumably render him to the legal world. Perhaps another might find this disheartening, but, it all honesty, it’s more of a relief. He prefers to keep these two aspects of his life separate, after all, and, besides. The way he is at the convention… it’s an interesting experience, but one he prefers to keep limited when he-
Oh.
When he actually rather likes the person he is in his daily life.
He… isn’t quite sure when this became the case, only that at one point it was not true, but now it is. How odd. How very odd. But he’s looking forward to talking to Trucy at the next opportunity – she has a new trick she was planning to debut this weekend, and he’s curious to know how it went – and to chatting with Phoenix, and Maya, and Kay, and it’s been a good several months since Sebastian was last kidnapped so maybe he’ll manage to actually kick the habit, and he’ll need to tease Franziska at least a few times over the course of August to keep her motivated to win their bet, and-
And he really does have quite the wonderful collection of friends and family to return to, doesn’t he? How odd. How wonderfully, marvelously, blessedly odd, and it is with an appropriately odd sense of gratitude that he loads his luggage into his car and begins the drive home.
Notes:
For anyone who feels I might be stretching the bounds of credulity with how effective Miles’s ‘disguises’ are in this… please know that I have personally tested these sorts of strategies in my own life and forget tricking convention friends, my own mother couldn’t find me, and we’re very close! Without any of his distinguishing articles – the green fedora and white scarf over cool, dim colours or his jabot and wine suit – Miles looks very much like any other boring old businessman who stayed at the hotel for the weekend, and most people probably wouldn’t even notice at a glance that he’s much younger than his hair colour would indicate.
Chapter 104
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
P Wright: Larry got arrested for growing pot.
Larry B: I WAS NOT AND NEVER HAVE GROWN WEED!!!!!!!! Also if Nick starts getting cute tell him I remember everything from when we were in college together. >:C
Miles stares at the two texts on his phone for several minutes before making an executive decision and starting a group call with the two men who are, for heaven knows what reason, his oldest friends. “Wright. Larry. What the hell.”
“Larry’s a drug lord now.”
“DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, EDGY, AND TELL HIM TO STOP PICKING ON ME!”
“Hey, I’m not the one who got busted for growing marijuana.”
“I’m not the one who ate magic brownies on purpose at college!!!”
“Urk! I mean- ignore him, Edgeworth, he’s making up stuff again-!”
“I am not, you just never got caught for any of the crap you pulled because you didn’t fit the image!”
“I didn’t pull any crap in college!”
“You were the campus flower child and you know it!”
“It’s not like you were any better!”
“Nuh-uh, I never did drugs or anything, I did sleep deprivation and beer, sleep deprivation and beer’s legal.”
“So’s marijuana!”
“Not back then it wasn’t!”
“It was the occasional brownie, it was no big deal, it’s not like my parents didn’t teach me how to be safe with it-!”
“Still illegal!”
“Yeah, well- well at least I didn’t get expelled!”
“THAT WASN’T-!”
“TWICE! From the same college!”
“They let me back in both times and you know it!!!”
Miles feels himself getting a headache and debates the merits of setting the phone aside and waiting to see if they’re still at it in half an hour or whether he should interject now and save himself the trouble. After a reasonable amount of consideration, he decides on the latter option due to a yet-surviving sense of morbid curiosity that had flavoured more than one of his interactions with the other two as children. “Dare I ask what any of this has to do with what sounds like Larry’s most recent catastrophe?”
“Ouch! Why ya gotta say it like that, Edgy, you’re making me sound bad,” Larry sniffles.
Phoenix snorts. “Not like you need any help with that.”
“That’s right, I don’t, so feel free to stop any time, Nick,” the artist snips back at him sulkily.
“Larry, you got raided on suspicion of growing pot because you decided to grow your own kale. Kale, Larry, not even tomatoes, kale. Who does that?!”
“People who like kale, duh,” Larry replies, presumably with an accompanying eye roll if his tone is anything to go by, “I mean, why would I try to grow something edible that I didn’t wanna eat? That would be dumb.”
“I guess. Unless it looked cool and you were going to do a painting of it?”
“Too much effort when there’s lots of other stuff to paint, and then I’d still have yucky food left over when I was done.”
“True.”
Miles’s headache increases. He enjoys the company of these two men, Gott im Himmel, he truly does, but there are times-
After rather more effort than should have been necessary and a few deft applications of logic, however, he finally pieces together the events that had led to their current conversation.
Larry’s latest true love (as of last April) had finally convinced the artist to give fresh kale a try, succeeding where multiple other paramours had failed by praising its flavour over its nutritional value.
“And she was right, Edgy, once you get used to it, it’s really good! Why didn’t anyone tell me it’s good?!”
“Because nori is better.”
“Shut up, Nick, nori’s only good in things, kale’s good on its own!”
“Tell that to Trucy-”
The relationship hadn’t lasted, but Larry’s interest in his newfound snack had, especially once he’d learned the leaves could be toasted to make something along the lines of potato chips.
“And you can add seasonings and stuff and I didn’t think I’d ever get this interested in flavourings and doing stuff in the kitchen outside of making shakes!”
Fast forward a couple months and the artist had struck on the idea that it would be cheaper to grow his own kale rather than continuing to purchase it. And also that, given his tendency towards distraction, items such as an automated watering system and sun lamp would probably also be a good idea, so he didn’t surface from a weekend of manic inspiration to discover his indoor garden suffering or dead from neglect.
“I didn’t know the guy who told me where to get garden stuff was growing marijuana without a license! How could I know that? I couldn’t have known! The only reason I asked him is ‘cause I’d seen him with gardening stuff before and we live in the same building!”
Combined with a garden shop owner who had been warned to be on the lookout for new illicit growers and a Larry that had gotten two hours’ sleep – half as much as he usually got – the night before he made his purchase, and who was hungry from having worked through his lunch break at the clock store to complete a last-minute repair job in the name of ‘true love’ (“He was gonna use it to propose instead of a ring! Because he wanted to spend all their time together – isn’t that romantic?! How was I supposed to say no to that???”), and it had all added up to the police banging on Larry’s door a bit more than two months later.
In a world where the info had been good, the marijuana crop would have been grown in enough to be easy to visually identify. In the world these officers lived in, Larry had been taking a proud photo of what was soon to be his first crop of leafy greens. A few hours later, after a very thorough investigation and a trip to the station, the same frustrated police officers had been forced to let the artist go, on the grounds that they had no actual grounds to hold him.
“No, you don’t understand,” Phoenix explains over Larry’s protests when Miles asks how all this rates as more surprising than Larry’s usual antics, “He wouldn’t have gotten arrested at all, except he did his usual panic-lying and then, then,” he pauses a minute to laugh some more at their friend, “This bozo calls me down to the station to vouch for him! Me! Between me and Gumshoe, the police detective and the disbarred, publicly-disgraced lawyer, he chose the guy popularly believed to have committed forgery!”
“I thought you’d wear a suit,” Larry grumbles, “Not your shady piano-player look.”
“It was 8:30 at night – I was at work, of course I was gonna be dressed like that! And I look stylish in a bowler and blazer, not shady!”
“Stylishly shady.”
“The point is, I showed up, gave my name, and then Larry and I got questioned for six hours and he owes me lunch now.”
“I do not, your boss says it’s good for business if you get involved in weird, non-problematic crime now and then!”
“You owe me lunch and back-pay from defending you in court on multiple occasions.”
“Niiiiiiiick….”
“Lunch, back-pay, and interest.”
“Edgeeeeeeey, make him stop!”
“No,” Miles replies, “He’s bought you plenty of meals, fair is fair.”
“Hmph.” Larry sulks but relents, “Fine, I’ll buy you lunch. But not-”
“Heck yeah, free Eldoon’s!”
“Aw Nick,” their friend moans, “Can’t you go for one of the classy cheap noodle carts at least? What’s about Nemar’s?”
“Eldoon’s.”
“Nodu’s?”
“Eldoon’s.”
“Abos’s?”
“Larry.”
“Ugh, fiiiiiiiiine… but you’re corrupting Trucy.”
“How is this corrupting Trucy?! The only thing more Los Tokyono than street noodles is Japanese salsa!”
“But you’re ruining her street noodles palette! How’s she supposed to grow up appreciating good street noodles if you never let her have them?! Back me up here, Edgy!”
“I’m afraid I’m not qualified to pronounce judgement in this subject.”
“What?” This distracts Larry and Phoenix from their argument surprisingly well, “Why not?”
Miles raises an eyebrow neither of them can see. “Because I haven’t eaten at a noodle cart in close to twenty years.”
There is a moment of silence, and then…
“Seriously?!”
“Why not?!”
“How not?!?”
“That’s not a proper question, Larry.”
“He knows what I mean!”
“If I may?” Miles interrupts, rubbing his temples but also amused in spite of himself. “It’s because noodle carts don’t particularly exist outside of Asia, Australia, and Japanafornia. We certainly don’t have them in Germany. If you want an opinion on where to get a proper Krapfen then I can help you, but otherwise…?” He shrugs.
There’s another moment of shared silence as his friends digest this new, apparently earth-shaking revelation.
“But, like… you had them when you moved back, right?” Larry asks hesitantly.
“Of course not; Manfred didn’t approve of street food, so I didn’t partake in it.”
“But…. But you’re a native Los Tokyono!” Larry wails, “You not having an opinion on street noodles is like someone from New York not having an opinion on hot dogs!”
“I’m sure there are plenty of New Yorkers who have lived there their entire lives and never had a hot dog for one reason or another. Besides, I spent more of my youth in Bavaria than Los Tokyo.”
“Niiiiiiiiiiiick!” the artist turns to his erstwhile antagonist for support.
“We’re taking you noodle carting when you’re here for Gumshoe’s thing in November,” Phoenix states with impressive authority, “All three of us, no arguments. You’ll have time for that, right?”
In 2016, Miles would have laughed in their faces at the very concept. In 2018, he would have said no thank-you. But now it is 2022, and both dignity and old pains have less hold on him than they once did. “I shall make note of it.”
“Great!” Phoenix replies happily, “Now that that’s settled, can we go back to making fun of Larry? I was enjoying that.”
Larry’s cheer at Miles’s agreement halts abruptly at this. “Ouch! Nick, why ya gotta be mean like that?!”
“Have either of you grown up since we were nine or was it just me?”
“Oh like you’re not just as bad as us,” Phoenix snarks.
“On the contrary, I have both grown and matured since our schoolyard days,” Miles replies smoothly, “Now I’m willing to mock both of you.”
“I guess that’s tru- wait, no-!”
“Wright, what on earth were you thinking going down to the station like that without demanding details on the situation first?”
“Hey now, come on-!”
“Did your experience in Little Stoak’s jail teach you nothing?”
“Yeah, get wrecked, Nick!” Larry cheers, then cuts himself off. “Wait, jail? When did you go to jail?”
“When Edgeworth got himself arrested as a Handsome Gentleman Thief.”
“NYERG!”
“Edgy did what…?”
Notes:
Trying to do a little more Los Tokyo world-building with this – there’s still a strong Latinx presence in the city, the Japanese heritage population’s just way higher and historically more integrated than it is in our world. Japanese salsa is a condiment involving hot peppers and Japanese horseradish (aka wasabi), and it’s a common item at most Los Tokyo restaurants and food carts that offer condiments in this universe, and usually included on ‘things to try while you’re in Los Tokyo’ lists. Thanks to nabexis and lady-lancer over on tumblr for help with the name and a quick culture check for Japanese salsa!
Also, I've been informed that the real foods of choice for New York are pizza and bagels, and that hot dogs are generally something of a tourist trap - looks like our friend trio doesn't know that, but now you do!
In a similar vein, people from Los Tokyo are ‘Los Tokyonos’ in reference to Los Angelenos, as opposed to Tokyoites, because I don’t want to erase Los Angeles in this setting, just AU it some. If the way I did it could be improved, please gently let me know and I’ll do my best to make it so!
Chapter 105
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Miles spends the next half hour in a back and forth of teasing, mockery, and self-defense better suited to a trio of boys on a playground than three men approaching thirty. It should be an experience seasoned primarily with indignation and insult, and yet somehow Miles finds himself ending the call in a relatively good mood, with none of the usual diminishment of colour in his surroundings that teasing often causes. Indeed, there’s something almost nostalgic about the whole experience-
His cellphone interrupts his train of thought with a text alert.
Larry B: Is accidentally getting arrested for growing pot when you weren’t growing pot domething you can talk to a therapist about?
M Edgeworth: Beyond a doubt.
Larry B: Kk, thanks.
Larry B: Thanks for accidentally tricking me into going to therapy, too. It’s kinda nice. Dr. Heather’s nice. She’s got me doing five-minute-quiets every day, and she doesn’t get mad if I start panic-lying.
M Edgeworth: That’s good to hear. I ask only that you don’t become one of those people who falls in love with their therapist.
Larry B: Edgy! 8O She’s married!
Larry B: And engaged!
Larry B: I would never!
Larry B: DX DX DX
M Edgeworth: I did not realize.
M Edgeworth: …how can one be married and engaged?
Larry B: Open relationship + polyamory
M Edgeworth: Ah.
Larry B: Gotta go now – see you in November!
M Edgeworth: Until then.
OoOoOoOoO
September 2022
The month begins with a self-satisfied text from Franziska. Not only have she and Clemmont Stibbons, her now slightly-less-rookie-partner, received verbal praise from their superior for their teamwork, they’ve gotten a public commendation for breaking open a case of human trafficking that Interpol has been trying to crack for several months. The text announcing her victory contains a photo of a newspaper article covering the event… dated for the second week of August.
If he hadn’t already accepted his loss for this bet (and, indeed, already begun to let his hair grow), he would be annoyed with her for dragging this out longer than necessary. As it is, he texts his acknowledgement of her victory in their competition, and confirms that he will abide by the terms they had set. Hopefully long hair will suit him, though he highly doubts the intermediate stages will.
Several weeks later finds Miles pushing himself back from his desk, rubbing both hands over his face with a groan.
Well, that’s that.
That’s as far as he can go with Simon Blackquill’s case as things currently stand. He’s upheld his word to Sebastian about investigating matters, no one could ask for more than he’s already done.
Except… verdammt, now that he’s looked over the details of the situation, he finds he actually agrees with his student. Oh yes, Blackquill had time, place, opportunity, means, possibly even whatever quality it is that allows one person to take the life of another… but there is one thing he lacks, one crucial factor that no one thought to inquire of him during his trial, for whatever reason.
Motive.
There is no such thing in this world as a crime without cause, there is always a series of events, always a logic behind it, even if it is the logic of ill fortune or one that exists only within the criminal’s own head. But there is no logic in Simon Blackquill having murdered Metis Cykes, and especially not to him openly confessing it afterward. There is no benefit or advantage, no hint of resentment or ill treatment. Simply a young man, well-liked by his peers and those close to Mrs. Cykes, one who had been on the verge of a personal triumph he had long worked towards… and who one day supposedly murdered his mentor, then openly confessed to it, and who has worked to estrange all his former friends and allies ever since. And no reason given for any of it.
This alone is a suspicious enough situation, but paired with the repeated refusal of a retrial, in spite of both his sister and a close friend urging for one? No, Simon Blackquill is not a murderer.
He is a liar.
And, as things stand, there is nothing Miles can do about it. He is a prosecutor, one based in Germany, no less, and, even if he were State side and a defense attorney, Blackquill’s refusal of retrial means he wouldn’t be able to act anyway.
It seems that Simon Blackquill is determined to die for a crime he did not commit. And Miles has no idea why and, for the moment, no means of finding further answers.
So, with a frustrated sigh, he gathers all he has learned, puts it in a file labelled ‘idiot samurai,’ and turns his attention to other matters. Frustrating as the situation is, there is nothing more he can do at the moment – best to turn his attention to matters he actually can make a difference with, at least for now. According to Sebastian, his stubborn friend is surviving jail well enough, has even made some strange alliance with another fallen prosecutor if the gossip is to be believed, and Blackquill’s execution date isn’t until 20 December 2027. A bit more than five years from now. Hopefully something will come to light and allow the true killer to be caught before that time comes, though.
Hopefully…
OoOoOoOoO
October 2022
Miles does not often take vacations, and by ‘not often,’ he means that, aside from his new annual trips to SteelKon UK, the only vacation he’s ever taken was those four weeks in April/May 2019. Which wasn’t a vacation so much as going to the aid of a friend in desperate need of support, so if he’s being honest it probably doesn’t count. Meaning that, aside from those lump total three weeks he’s spent attending and recovering from con, at the end of this month he will be beginning his first extended vacation of any sort since he was… nine. Yes, that sounds accurate, summer vacation the year he’d turned nine had been the last one.
Honestly, it’s one of the few things he doesn’t fault Manfred for – yes, the standards the prosecutor had set had been, in retrospect, unfairly high, but they had challenged him, and he has always enjoyed challenges, and Miles had wanted to learn the lessons he was offered. Manfred had even been clever enough to start with Miles studying defense and then shifted his interest and attention to prosecution over a period of years.
And during the year following his adoption into the von Karma line, and all the ones that had followed it, Miles had not wanted vacations of longer than perhaps a day or two. He had not wanted time for his mind to still and clear and force him to confront the events of DL-6. Indeed, one of his earlier memories of life on the von Karma estate is of Manfred lecturing him on maintaining his own physical health, and the absolute necessity of taking proper actions in the event of sickness when Miles, unused to Germany’s far harsher winters, had caught a nasty case of flu and tried to work through it.
In retrospect, he supposes that Manfred had been more interested in him surviving long enough to frame for his father’s murder than in Miles’s general well-being, but still. The old prosecutor had always emphasized that a strong mind required a hale body, and had been meticulous in ensuring the physical health of both Miles and Franziska. Aside from the lesson on the mentally compromising effects of alcohol, there had been no physical abuse paired with the mental and emotional abuse he’d endured, and, for that, Miles is silently grateful. Not to Manfred, of course, not really to anything in particular, simply… in general. Terrible as many of his experiences were in retrospect, they could have been even worse, and he is grateful that they were not.
…though the fact that the simple act of packing for his coming trip is bringing up so many unrelated memories means he should almost certainly be mentioning all this to Dr. Heilen at his next appointment later this week. Three years of therapy, and still it so often feels like he’s barely scratched the surface of what he wishes to move on and- and heal from, to use the general turn of phrase-
He pauses from the list he’s making of what he’ll need to bring with him and leans back from his desk to check his trouser leg. Dimmer than it was when he started this task. Still within reasonable parameters, but indicative of mental spiraling, which he does not have to endure. Pushing his chair away from his desk entirely, Miles folds his hands in his lap, closes his eyes, and breathes, turning an analytical eye inward.
Thinking it through, the reason he doesn’t generally take vacations these days not because of his upbringing or to silence portions of his mind, but because he truly enjoys his work and does not wish to stop. If he desires travel, he’s usually requested in foreign courts often enough to comfortably sate it, and he meets many people and learns many new subjects in the process of his investigations. When he desires a break from the legal world, it’s easy enough to schedule a conversation with Maya to chat about trivialities and Steel Samurai, or one with Trucy to keep himself abreast of her life and magical career, or a chat with Phoenix or even Larry on occasion, with the odd e-mail from Streamer having become a simple part of his routine. And of course he has to check in on Kay and Sebastian from time to time, it’s only natural. And however he may have arrived at it, he is suited to his life as it is, and it suits him as well.
Though he is rather excited at the prospect of this coming trip – battle plan to defeat Kristoph aside, he has very little reason to visit Japanafornia that does not run the chance of bringing attention to Phoenix that the man really can’t risk at this point of time. However Gumshoe’s situation gives him a wonderfully solid excuse to be in Los Tokyo for awhile – and the perfect excuse to arrive in time for Halloween…
Notes:
You know that DLC case where Larry falls in love with a woman about to get married? Yeah, not in this universe he doesn’t – here’s it’s single ladies only.
Chapter 106
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Probably one of the greatest flaws of the legal system is that it relies so heavily on witnesses. Miles knows this. Everyone who works in or with the courts and law enforcement knows this. Human memory is prone to fault and easily swayed with the proper influences. However, until a superior manner of gathering the information they possess is created, witnesses are a necessary evil. Everyone knows this.
Unfortunately, in this instance ‘everyone’ doesn’t quite include the scientist Miles is currently trying to question, and he’s spent nearly half an hour giving a point by point breakdown of his reasoning in why he shouldn’t have to testify. The only thing that’s allowing Miles to maintain his temper at the moment is the fact that he’s not under a three-day time limit. As things are, however, they do have a murder trial to conduct here, time for him to at least attempt to regain control.
“[Sir,]” he cuts in, “[While you have still miraculously managed to exclude both your name and occupation from the court record, you have given indications that you are a man of science, so I will phrase this in terms more in line with your understanding: If you cease expounding on a topic covered in the first term of law school – in a far more succinct manner, I might add – and answer the simple question asked of you, then perhaps we could get on with this trial without you wasting any more of the court’s time?]”
The man flushes and scowls. “[If you’d been paying attention you’d know that me being here at all is a waste of everyone’s time, especially mine! For pity’s sake, psychology is a harder science than what you’re doing here!]”
The sheer audacity of such a thing being said in court, under oath, strikes Miles speechless long enough for a balloon to come flying in a perfect arc from the defense’s side and leave the still-unnamed witness sputtering through yellow paint. All eyes turn to notorious defense attorney Vanna Goh, who doesn’t even bother with false penitence.
“[He wasn’t very bright, your honour,]” she says, paintbrush twirling between her fingers, “[So I fixed it.]”
“[…highly unorthodox, but in this instance I believe I will let the action stand,]” the presiding judge rubs her chin before glancing at Miles. “[I assume the prosecution has no objections?]”
“[None at all, your honour,]” Miles replies, making direct eye contact with the witness, his coldest smile in place, “[I should hate to have to spend a night in prison for contempt or wasting court time.]”
Fortunately at this point the man seems to grasp the fact that he’s managed to insult every legal professional in the room, including the one with the gavel who can make his life unpleasant.
Unfortunately, while he’s more inclined to be helpful now, he also turns out to be a disjointed babbler when he’s nervous, and it’s all Miles can do not to bury his face in his hands and groan…
OoOoOoOoO
He meets with Franziska at the London Airport. It would have been more efficient for him to fly out from Berlin, but they’re going to the same place for the same event at the same time, and for once it has nothing to do with their jobs, so they have decided to travel together. She eyes his hair once they have exchanged cursory greetings.
“Miles Edgeworth, you have been allowing this to grow for longer than it has been since I won our bet.”
“I wished to ensure I would look presentable for the coming trip.”
She narrows her eyes at him, suspicious and a touch wary.
He spreads his hands in a shrug. “Come now, Franziska, it was a bet where my triumph required you failing to excel at your job. It was only natural that I would lose in a situation such as this, and thus only logical that I take steps in order to do so with grace.”
“Hmph, of course it was,” she snorts, falling back on arrogance to distract from the vulnerable look that had flashed across her face at his admission, “It was most foolish of you to bet against me in the first place.”
“Indeed,” he agrees smoothly, “Sometimes I wonder if I shall ever learn.”
“I despair of it at times,” she sniffs, turning away before glancing back with a brief, uncertain expression. It grows surer when he offers her a slight smile in return, a silent confirmation that they are indeed simply teasing each other, no hidden barbs or insults laced among their words as they were trained to do.
They check their luggage, discuss work while waiting to board, and find their row, wordlessly arranging themselves so that Miles has the window seat and Franziska the one by the aisle, so she can keep an eye on the rest of the passengers.
“I scheduled a haircut after we made our bet,” she confesses once they are settled, words nearly hidden by the sounds of the other passengers, “For the first of September.”
Miles goes very, very still at this. Franziska has always been one to hide her hurts and fears, and with good reason; they were not raised to be kind to one another. To have this vulnerability neither tricked nor forced from her… he recognizes it for the near breath-taking display of trust it is. With the utmost care, he raises a hand and gently runs his knuckles along the braid ringing her head. “Far be it for me to deprive a queen of her crown.”
She frowns at him, confusion flickering in her eyes. “You… did not wish to win?”
“I did not wish for you to lose.”
She hesitates, then awkwardly pats his arm. “Long hair will suit you, Miles Edgeworth. I will teach you how to care for it once it grows past your area of experience.”
“My gratitude,” he replies, then, sensing that they are both more than ready for a change in subject, inquires, “Has Trucy got you learning the ‘vital life skill’ that is sleight of hand yet?”
While his dexterity remains woefully subpar for the most part outside of writing and typing, Miles has been practicing coin tricks with good consistency for three years now, and though nowhere near Trucy’s skill level, he’s confident enough to demonstrate what he’s learned in public. Franziska, with obnoxious smugness, points out all his mistakes and proves, not for the first time, that she’s better at this sort of thing than he will ever be.
When the plane begins to taxi down the runway in preparation for flight, she also casually puts a hand over his white-knuckled grip on the armrest. The fact that he has time to mentally prepare helps him remain conscious, but the rumbling judder of the plane still sets his heart racing and shortens his breath most unpleasantly, the world noticeably greying around him. Neither of them comment on how her hand remains on his until the plane has leveled out and the seatbelt sign turned off; it is easier to simply accept her support and pretend that things have always been this way between them, at least in this instance.
However for once he doesn’t fuss when she insists that using her tablet to watch a movie together means she gets to pick the movie, even though he’s well aware it means sitting through Arizona Smith and Seekers of the Vanished Ark again…
Notes:
Miles got Franziska a brown fedora for her birthday last year – she told him he was ridiculous then secretly spent an hour in front of the mirror reciting movie quotes while wearing it and cracking her whip dramatically.)
Also, if you want to come say hi to me over on tumblr, I’m @greentrickster over there and I like asks as much as I like comments!
Chapter 107
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Chapter Text
Miles and Franziska arrive in Los Tokyo on October 30th, a purposeful day before they actually need to be there, forgoing the drama of arriving day of and traveling straight from airport to destination due to the wisdom granted them from numerous experiences with jetlag over the years. A day to recover from it will leave them shaper, and they want their wits about them for what is to come.
On the day itself, they’re almost to the building when Franziska stiffens and lets out a curse. “We won’t be able to get in without calling them to request entrance – the surprise will be ruined!”
“On the contrary,” Miles smirks, though he keeps his eyes on the road, “I learned the code when I was last here, and I would have heard if they’d had to change it since.”
She glowers, then leaves him to his driving, pretending to be too busy observing the various Halloween decorations on buildings and storefronts to speak with him any further. As this is as good as an admission of defeat on her part and he doesn’t want to arrive at their destination in the middle of a fight, he graciously refrains from further comment. They park at the appropriate building, discover that the entry code is indeed still the same, and enter without a fuss. The door they make their way to is decorated with a vampiric bunny jumping out of a hat, whitened carrot ‘corpses’ on either side of it, and a knock produces a pounding of footsteps and a muffled voice from the other side.
“I’ll get it, Daddy!” The door bursts open to reveal a beaming little witch with a big bowl of candy. “Hi there, Happy Hallow-!” she cuts herself off as she finally takes in the people standing before her. Then the candy bowl hits the floor with a clatter of spilled confectionary as she bodily flings herself at Miles. “Mr. Edgeworth! DADDY, IT’S MR. EDGEWORTH AND MS. FRANZISKA VON KARMA!!!”
Miles grunts a bit as she collides with him, but still manages to catch her. “Surprise.”
“Surprise and happy birthday, Trucy Wright.”
Scrambling noises from deeper in the apartment precede Phoenix’s appearance on the scene, sporting a jack-o-lantern sweater, blue jeans, and a slack jaw. “Edgeworth? Franziska?! Oh my god, who died, who got arrested, was it Larry? Was it Maya?! Oh god, I bet it was Maya-!”
“Cease your foolish prattlings, Phoenix Wright,” Franziska sniffs, making her derision known even as she bends slightly to receive her own enthusiastic hug from the man’s daughter, “It is Trucy Wright’s twelfth birthday, naturally we would not miss such a momentous occasion, especially when the scruffy detective’s event is occurring in such a close timeframe to it. Ignoring such a perfect opportunity would be the height of foolishness.”
“Oh… kay?” Phoenix asks more than answers, shooting Miles a confused look.
“Twelve is a very important year,” he replies, stepping forward to shake hands and leaning forward so he can speak quietly in the man’s ear, “And it is one of significance for our family. I know we are not related, but my sister and I agreed that it would feel… wrong to exclude Trucy from it? I hope it wasn’t too presumptuous,” he adds at the look Phoenix gets at this, suddenly realizing that it might have been better – more polite? – to at least tell him, even if Trucy had been left unsuspecting.
“What? No, no, it’s okay,” Phoenix refocuses on him and grins like he knows something Miles doesn’t, “Just that, for such a smart guy, you can be awful slow on the uptake sometimes.”
Miles splutters indignantly but is stymied in regards to making a retort by Trucy grabbing his hand to drag him into the apartment.
“Come on, you’re just in time for cake!”
OoOoOoOoO
While Trucy has already blown out her candles, the cake itself is still on the table. A small pile of mostly unwrapped gifts is to its side, things meant to delight and charm more than be particularly useful, save for a large and rather worn, blue, knit sweater. Phoenix catches Miles looking while cutting him a slice of cake.
“It was Trucy’s favorite of mine to steal, so I finally decided to just concede ownership with grace – isn’t that right, glowworm?”
“That’s right!” Trucy beams, then visibly cuts herself off as she turns back to Miles and thrusts a finger at him with all the drama of her father in court. “Hold it! This is why you asked for me to wait to open your present until you were around when it showed up last month – because you knew you were going to be here!”
“Objection,” he quirks one corner of his mouth at her and wags a finger, “I believe you’ll find the prosecution is lacking some key evidence in regards to their accusation.”
“Well then by all means, let the defendant defend himself!” she folds her arms imperiously, one finger tapping against her left arm. (Franziska and Phoenix both muffle laughter at this for some reason Miles cannot be bothered to discern at the moment.)
“It is not so much that I wished for you to await my arrival,” he turns away from the table again, going back to where he’d hung his overcoat on the rack upon entering and retrieving two smallish packages from the inner pocket, “As much as you had no choice but to wait, as you were not, in fact in possession of your gifts until just now.” And he sets them before her, “Happy birthday, Trucy.”
“I- But-!” the young magician boggles between her presents, Miles, and the one still-wrapped gift that had already been on the table, “But the package you sent-?!”
“Actually contains your father’s gift for this year,” he replies a touch smugly, glancing at Phoenix as he takes a seat at the table, “I told you I’d sent one.”
“You’re getting sneaky in your old age,” the man accuses, though he still passes Miles his cake and accepts the as-yet unopened package Trucy pushes from her place to his, dramatically shaking it by his ear as his daughter complains for him to just hurry up and open it.
“[I expect a ribbon on my gift next year,]” Franziska says to Miles, eyeing the neatly-wrapped presents Trucy has received.
“[…I will see what I can do.]”
She turns to give him a Look, likely complain that if he can indeed do that much, even if he doesn’t wrap it like Trucy’s, then pauses and smirks instead, patting him condescendingly on the cheek before turning to her own slice of cake. “[You may tie it in a knot – I will understand if a bow is beyond your level of skill, little brother.]”
Miles silently promises himself in that moment that he will master the art of tying neat bows by Franziska’s next birthday or die trying. Any scathing retort he might have made to this effect, however, is cut off by Phoenix finally giving in to Trucy’s urging and opening his present, exclaiming with delight when he does so.
“Hair gel, my favorite! How’d you know, Edgeworth?”
“It was a lucky guess.”
Franziska snorts at that, Trucy staunchly rising to her father’s support with the comment that his hair looks good even without gel, “All fluffy and cute, like a bunny’s tail!” The flat expression Phoenix shoots her has Miles snorting in amusement as well.
“Fine, fine, if everyone’s done teasing me then maybe we should let the actual birthday girl open her presents?”
Trucy takes him up on the suggestion easily, picking up the first with a knowing grin in Miles’s direction, though she still exclaims in delight at the new set of cards within, wasting no time in taking them out of their box to admire.
“I’m unsure if you’ll be able to use them for anything in particular,” Miles admits as she does so, “But the artwork on them seems to be of excellent quality, and the reviews were favorable, so…” he trails off as Phoenix reaches over and snags the cards’ box for a closer look then lets out a startled laugh.
“Well I’ll- I didn’t know they even made Deck Detectors stuff anymore!”
“Deck what?” curiosity draws Trucy’s gaze from her new cards to her father.
“Deck Detectors – it’s an old anime I used to watch when I was around your age! You know, ‘Deck Detectors of the Cloud, find the truth and pierce the shroud!” he hums a few bars (presumably) of the show’s theme song, but halts with a sigh at the blank looks the rest of the table is giving him. “It’s about magic cards, glowworm, and if nothing else it might give you some ideas for new tricks.”
“Intriguing,” Trucy purses her lips in consideration, “Well I am almost finished catching up on Steel Samurai, so I do have a potential opening in my schedule…”
“I’ll check and see if the library has it,” Phoenix offers, a touch too quickly to be played off as casual and, if the way he blushes afterwards is anything to go by, he knows it.
Trucy giggles, carefully stacking the cards back into their box, then reaching for Miles’s other gift. She falls silent as she opens it and sees the pair of scarves inside; both are made of fine, heavy silk, one in her usual red, the other a crisp white.
“Twelve is an important birthday to my family,” Miles says as she runs the red one through her fingers, “And white is the traditional colour for such a gift. However you already favour red for such things, thus a pair seemed in order this time.”
She nods, raising the scarf to her neck to see how it will feel against her skin. “I’ll use them for special occasions. Thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“You’re most welcome, Trucy.”
She beams at him, turns to her father to say something, but is halted when Franziska clears her throat, drawing the table’s attention towards her.
“As Miles Edgeworth has said, twelve is an important year in our family. This tradition has never been extended to anyone not directly a part of the von Karmas before, however… we agreed it would feel very foolish not to include you in this.”
“And you’re never foolish,” Trucy chirps, her cheekiness either flying over Franziska’s head or ignored.
“Indeed,” his sister nods, then withdraws a velvet jewelry box from a pocket hidden within the wide skirts of her vest, placing it before a surprised Trucy…
Notes:
And then I took full advantage of the fact that I knew everyone would have forgotten Trucy was born on Halloween in this universe! And also ended it on a minor cliffhanger, since I don’t divide scenes into chapters as I write, and this one turned out enormous as a result. >_>
Also, I hope you all like Japanafornia, because we’re going to be here for awhile, Miles has a lot of people he usually only gets to talk to on the phone that he needs to have face-to-face interaction with! Oh, and I guess Gumshoe’s going to be here too, so that’s neat.
Chapter 108
Notes:
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Chapter Text
“Indeed,” Franziska nods, then withdraws a velvet jewelry box from a pocket hidden within the wide skirts of her vest, placing it before a surprised Trucy. “There are days for black wool and days for black velvet, and it would be foolishness to wear one on a day meant for the other. Your mother’s broach is a very fine one, but there may come a time when you are required to attend a more formal event with my little brother, one where the guests would see only the materials it is made from, not what truly gives it value. I will not have you unprepared.”
In Trucy’s hands the velvet box opens and she lets out a soft gasp at its contents – an almost exact duplicate of the broach she always wears, cast in a white metal with a large stone that shimmers a shade very close to the original. As if in a dream, she unpins her mother’s broach, sets the two jewels side by side. Her mother’s broach is old, a thing of coloured glass and metal alloy, and it carries with it the weight of age, of history. Its twin resting on a bed of velvet whispers the weight of wealth, of lineage. “What’s it made of?”
“Aventurine and white gold,” Franziska replies, quietly matter-of-fact, “It is good to see the colours and shape are so close – photographs are not always the best source for such details.”
It is a rare thing indeed to see his sister direct such an openly gentle expression at another, and Miles would very much like to witness its full duration. However he’s already seen Phoenix’s brow start to furrow, the corners of his mouth start to turn down, and he will not have this moment ruined for Trucy or Franziska due to mistaken assumptions.
So, “It is truly lovely, meine Schwester,” he says, a brief hand on her shoulder as he rises and circles the table to Phoenix while Trucy’s attention is still held by her gift, “We will give the two of you a moment of privacy, so that you may explain its further significance. Come, Wright.” Then he drags the man forcibly from the kitchen to the far end of the living room, almost into the hall that leads deeper into the apartment.
“Edgeworth, what the hell-”
That’s all he gets out before Miles has clapped a hand over his mouth and is giving him a very solemn look indeed. “I realize how this may appear to you, Wright, but, before you do anything rash, please know this: from her point of view, Franziska has just formally acknowledged that she now views Trucy as both an adult and as part of her family. It is not a gift she has given lightly or without deep consideration. Please do not make a fuss about this. Please. I beg you.”
That has the man’s eyes widening, his eyebrows racing for his hairline as he tugs Miles’s hand away from his mouth. “Seriously? But- I mean- Trucy’s twelve.”
“It’s an old von Karma tradition, one that has been altered somewhat in its details over the generations, but with roots deep enough that when it began twelve was considered grown.” Seeing as Phoenix isn’t about to start shouting or storm back into the kitchen, Miles moves into the hallway a little to lean against the wall, fingering the ruffles at his own neck. “It’s also why one of the scarves I gifted Trucy this year is white, and why it’s so fine when I know your feelings about my spending ‘too much’ on either of you. Technically it should have been a jabot, but as she has already determined her own style in the area of neckwear, I didn’t wish to impose that upon her.”
“At least you try not to overstep,” Phoenix huffs, coming to lean next to him, arms folded.
Miles shoots him a slight smile as he continues explaining. “I received my first jabot when I was twelve, as did Franziska – that was also the day she received the broach she still wears. Even after all that has happened, it is still a memory that brings me great pride.”
“…I always kinda wondered why you kept wearing that thing,” Phoenix admits, glancing at him from the corner of his eyes, “I’d have thought it would be a constant reminder of Manfred.”
“It isn’t,” Miles assures him, “Rather, it is a reminder of a very long line of men and women who devoted themselves to the goal of personal excellence in their fields, even if recent generations twisted the methods used to achieve this, and acknowledgement of my right to count myself a part of this lineage.
“And also…” he takes a deep breath, grips his left bicep for strength, and manages to maintain eye contact for once in the face of vulnerability, “And also it is a good memory, because that day was the first time Franziska called me ‘brother.’ I received no broach – Manfred likely meant it as a slight, the tradition only half complete. But I have never been one for jewelry, and that acknowledgement on my sister’s part that she saw me as family, my inclusion in the tradition at all, even though I was adopted… it was, and still is, worth more to me than any gem.”
For once, Phoenix says nothing, just leans to the side a bit so that their shoulders are touching and smiles, a gentle reassurance. Miles allows one corner of his mouth to quirk in a returned smile before he grows serious again.
“Franziska truly means no disrespect in this. Quite the opposite, in fact – she is trying to show how much she cares. But she has never had parents beyond those she was born to, and therefore she is even less educated in how ‘regular’ people act than I myself.”
“She… really cares about Trucy that much?” Phoenix frowns with thought.
“My sister is a passionate woman, Wright, and what she commits herself to, she does with every fiber of her being. For her there are no such things as half-measures. From her perspective, to have used materials of any less quality would have been an insult towards Trucy. In fact,” he has to pause to chuckle quietly to himself, “In fact, do you know what her most likely thought process was? It was that aventurine was the closest match in colour to the jewel in Trucy’s broach of which a stone in the appropriate size and quality could be found, and that white gold would be easier for her to maintain than silver, as it doesn’t tarnish. She was likely trying to be considerate.”
Phoenix heaves a deep breath, then releases it in a sound like all his frustration going with it. “Trucy’s not going to be able to wear it very often, not something that valuable, not around here.”
“I doubt Franziska expects her to,” Miles assures him, “The presentation is as of as much importance as the actual item, and she knows the value Trucy places in her mother’s broach. As long as Trucy treats it well and understands what she has been given, I believe my sister will be quite satisfied.”
“All right then,” Phoenix relents, then gives him a rueful grin, “And maybe I’ll even start remembering that you two generally aren’t trying to rub my nose in our income difference.”
“We’re definitely not,” Miles confirms, even though he feels a tad awkward in doing so, “And in the event we were to go for insults or mockery of the low-hanging fruit variety, there are plenty of options that are far less gauche in nature.”
“Oh yeah?” the man raises a challenging eyebrow as together they begin to walk back to the kitchen.
Miles gives him a bland smile. “Name four types of flower.”
“Ha! Shows what you know – there’s sunflowers, tulips, passion flowers,” he gives Miles a smug look here, “And gazebos!”
Trucy and Franziska appear at the kitchen doorway with concerned expressions that Miles can barely make out through the tears pouring down his cheeks, with Phoenix’s demands to know what’s so funny only making him laugh harder.
Notes:
I really hope you guys enjoyed this, because I have been literally waiting since 4 September 2019 to share it with you! Because sometimes ideas appear way before they’re actually needed and you just have to scream into the void for over a year while you wait to share them. -_-
Chapter 109
Notes:
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Chapter Text
“Miles Edgeworth, you will stop this at once!” Franziska gives him a whack on the shoulder with her still-coiled whip, pulled from the loop it hangs on beneath her vest’s skirts. “We do not have time for your foolish foolishness right now!”
He wheezes, somehow finding even his sister’s impatience hilarious in the face of Phoenix somehow getting it into his head that a gazebo is a type of flower, but he does try to calm down, especially once he notices Trucy taking pictures with her phone. It takes a few more minutes, but eventually he calms enough to accept the tissue Phoenix is offering him and wipe his eyes.
“Hurry up, Mr. Edgeworth!” Trucy bounces, excited, and he vaguely notices that Franziska must have braided the young magician’s hair while he and Phoenix spoke, as it now coils around her head in a more sophisticated style than she usually favours, “Ms. Franziska von Karma says we need Daddy and a mirror for the next bit, and that you should be there, too!”
“I did not say that last part,” Franziska huffs.
“You strongly implied it!”
“And such a detail as that can make or break a case in court,” the Interpol agent tsks sternly before turning her attention back to Miles. “If you are quite finished reassembling your dignity, little brother, then perhaps Phoenix Wright can show us to a large mirror and we may proceed.”
“…you’re lucky I keep the bathroom clean, because that’s our only option,” the man grumbles, but, with only a small amount of wariness, he leads them to the room in question. “So now what?”
“Now,” Miles says from his position nearest the shower, as out of the way as he can get, “Trucy closes her eyes.”
And then Franziska and Miles guide both father and daughter through the von Karma tradition, because this is one typically done between parent(s) and child, and no need to be completely unorthodox about it. They have Trucy untie her usual red scarf from her neck and hold it loosely before her. Miles hands Phoenix the white scarf Trucy had been gifted earlier, and Franziska instructs him on how to tie it about his daughter’s neck just so, leaving the ends crisp and fluffy on Trucy’s chest, the knot flat and waiting for the aventurescencing broach Franziska then hands him, which he carefully pins in place.
At a signal from the adults in the room, Trucy opens her eyes to the sight of herself in the mirror, her father and Miles to her right, Franziska to her left, herself in the center looking quite grown-up indeed with her braided hair and new finery, even if from the shoulders down she’s still wearing her witchy Halloween costume. A little ‘oh’ of surprise escapes as she turns her head from side to side, examining the effect, followed by a delighted smile.
“I like it! It’s a good sort of ‘formal occasions’ look!”
“I am glad.” Franziska’s response is soft and so much warmer than she usually allows herself.
Trucy beams and, true to form, flings herself into the grown woman’s arms in an enthusiastic hug, albeit with a touch more care than usual, so as not to muss her hair or scarf. “Since this is a family tradition, does that mean I can call you ‘Tante Franziska’ now?”
Franziska nods, stiff enough that it almost distracts from the sudden gathering of moisture in her eyes. “You may.” A moment’s hesitation, and she allows her hands to come to rest on the young magician’s shoulders.
Miles waits to also be addressed, but when a minute or two have passed with no word from Trucy, he offers, somewhat awkwardly, “If you wish… you may also refer to me as ‘Onkel,’ or uncle. If you like.”
Trucy blinks at him with a surprise that he can’t pretend doesn’t hurt before her expression goes soft and warm. In a heartbeat she’s burying her face in his chest, arms tight around him. “Sorry, Mr. Edgeworth, I didn’t mean to- you’re just not uncle material, you know?”
He did not know, and is rather disappointed at the discovery. “Oh…”
“You’re something else!” she pulls back to beam up at him before wagging a finger in his face, “But I’m not gonna tell you what yet – it’s a surprise, and I wanna save it for just the right occasion! But you’re still super special to me, okay? Super special!”
“…I suppose a magician must have her secrets,” he concedes, hugging her back, “Very well. I should hate to ruin one of your marvelous tricks.”
“Thank-you!” she gives him another squeeze, then bounces over to ensure her father isn’t feeling left out of all the hugging. “And now… more cake! Oh wait, no, birthday photo first! We’ve done the von Karma tradition, now we need to do the Wright tradition!”
“Birthday photo?” Miles asks as she scurries out of the bathroom and they trail behind her.
Phoenix laughs, rubbing the back of his neck, then lifting his locket by the chain. “We take a new picture of Trucy for my locket every year on her birthday, so that it stays relatively up-to-date. I keep the old ones in a coin-collect sheet ‘cause they’re so small, so Trucy likes to do a new pose every year, so they’re all unique.”
“And I know just what I wanna do for this year’s!” Trucy bounces back while waving her cellphone, still safe in its sturdy black-with-sparkles case, excitement trailing off her like glitter.
The set-up takes a little arranging, but the photograph turns out quite well, if Miles does say so himself, even though he’s the one who took it. Trucy beams from the center of the image with her new broach and scarf pushed off-center so that her red scarf and mother’s broach show as well from where she’s tied and pinned them underneath. Franziska’s hand is on her left shoulder, her father’s on her right, and Trucy’s own hands crisscross across her chest so that she can hold both of them at once. All three of them are smiling bright enough to light the room, even if Trucy’s is the only face in the picture, and Miles can’t help smiling back as he takes the picture on Trucy’s phone.
Afterwards Trucy insists on a group photograph with all four of them in it. Franziska fusses a bit at the lack of dignity from having to crush close to all fit in the frame together, but ultimately decides that she prefers the indignity to exclusion. She’s also quite firm in her request (vaguely polite demand) that Trucy send a copy of the resulting photo to her as well as Miles.
From there, however, there’s no more distracting the birthday girl from getting back to her cake, and dragging the rest of them with her.
Notes:
Wait, you thought the romance was the only relationship getting slow-burned in this fic? Aw, precious. ;) Miles may know what's what with the romance, but Phoenix is the one who understands what's happening with the found family dynamic.
On a more serious note, I have once again become a tired Trickster, so I’m taking a three-week break from Saturation! If you want to come say hi, feel free to visit me on my tumblr @greentrickster, and until then, I hope you’re staying safe and healthy! <3
Chapter 110
Notes:
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Chapter Text
November 2022
It’s been… longer than Miles likes to think about, since he was last here, but it’s amazing how the details still manage to jump out at him. The building he seeks is more weathered, the windows repainted at some point, and the café across the street seems about the same. The bakery on the right has changed to a florist’s, and the small clothing store to the left is now, ironically, a bakery, with a vibrant Día de los Muertos display in its window. Steps creak with nostalgia as he climbs them, and his key still turns in the lock of the appropriate office. It’s… almost absurd, how familiar it all feels, when he’s been gone so long, a fact made (thankfully) impossible to forget by the alien angle everything has as a result of how he’s grown. The old desk he used to stand on tip-toes to look over doesn’t even reach his waist now, and the framed photograph on it feels almost painfully appropriate.
More footsteps on the stairs he’s just climbed remind him of the world beyond his memories, spur him to go and situate himself appropriately in one of the chairs before the desk, re-positioned so that it faces the door of the waiting room. He’s not alone very long. The sounds of shoes crossing the threshold and arguing voices make their way to where he’s seated.
‘-which is exactly why I told you not to do it! And- I thought my office door was closed when we left?”
“INTRUDER ALERT!”
“Hey, wait-”
“CONSIDER THIS YOUR ALERT, INTRUDER, I’M COMING FOR YOUR THUMBS!”
“KAY, NO-!”
The office door bangs as Kay Faraday, great thief, hero of justice, and employee of Edgeworth Law Offices, kicks it open then flings herself into a forward tumble that ends with her popping to her feet before Miles, the battered trench coat she’s acquired flaring around her as she does so. “DON’T MOVE, YOU- Mr. Edgeworth?”
“I’ll give you a seven for style, but I’ve seen you do better in terms of practicality,” Miles drawls, getting to his feet, “Hello there, Kay, Mr. Shields.”
“MR. EDGEWORTH!” Kay’s delighted forward momentum halts long enough for him to give a nod of consent, and then she latches onto him in delighted greeting, Miles returning her hug with a faint smile.
“Holy lord, kid, you nearly gave me a heart attack,” Ray Shields clutches his chest dramatically while leaning on the doorframe, “How’d you get in here? …please tell me Miss Faraday here hasn’t been teaching you lock picking.”
With a disapproving eyebrow, Miles disengages one hand from Kay to reach into a pocket. “I used my key,” he says, voice flat, the item in question dangling from its chain, “Having the same locks for over twenty years isn’t the best of security measures, you know.”
“Hey now, you only got in ‘cause your dad taught you the trick with the doorframe, kid, same as me,” Ray shoots back, but his eyes soften as he takes in the key. “Honestly, I can’t believe you still have that – and on the same keychain, even! Though maybe I shouldn’t be… you three loved that show, of course you still have it.”
Miles coughs and goes to put it away again, abruptly recalling that Ray is the only adult in his life who knew him as a child, and who thus has access to quite a few stories he’d rather not have come to light again. Practice-honed reflexes make Kay quicker, however, and she catches his wrist before he succeeds. “What’s it from? A Steel Samurai spin-off or something?”
“Ah, youth,” Ray wipes a non-existent tear from his eye, laughing when his assistant rolls her eyes at him, “That’s from an old series of traffic-safety ads from before your time that got more popular than it had any right to be.”
“Any right-!” Miles splutters, “Signal Samurai was an inspired series of shorts with a proper plot and high quality performances from a cast that put their souls into the work, in spite of the minimal budget and resources, and it did so well that the script writer was given clearance to create a full-on television series, which-!”
He grinds to a halt with the distinct feeling that he’s just been played as the older man chuckles from under his hat. “I had a hunch you were still a fan. Nostalgia aside, what brings you here? To this office specifically, wise guy,” he adds, correctly interpreting the expression on Miles’s face as that of a man about to repay teasing with sass.
“I was in the neighbourhood,” Miles replies, thwarted in his petty revenge and testy about it, “I thought I’d stop by with lunch, however I’m not so certain that you both deserve it anymore.”
“Woah now, let’s not be hasty!” Ray’s hand’s fly into a defensive gesture, “No need to be so cruel to your old Uncle Ray!”
After allowing the silence to drag on just long enough for the defense attorney to start really questioning whether he’s going to carry through with his threat or not, Miles relents and reaches down to retrieve a bag from beside the chair he’d been seated in, passing it to a grinning Kay. “Schmeckt Gut wasn’t too busy, so I went there – I trust this will be acceptable?”
“Geshmak Gut,” Kay openly laughs at him (though only after the food is fully in her grasp), “It’s right on the bag, I know you’re not always the best with names, but how’d you get that one wrong?”
“It’s not my fault this city has so many businesses with German-esque names!”
“It’s literally Yiddish?”
“…they still sound similar,” Miles does not sulk. Nor does he revoke his overly-generous gift of lunch, allowing Kay to rummage her lunch free.
“Whatever, they still make great sandwiches even if you get their name wrong. Why all the extra take-out menus?”
“I thought Mr. Shields might enjoy a snack later.”
“…thanks, Miles,” Ray gives him a flat look, “Nice to know the Edgeworth sense of humour lives on.”
He raises a challenging eyebrow in response, “A simple reminder that, while you knew me as a child, I also knew you as a teenager. And, in spite of indications to the contrary, I have an excellent memory.”
The attorney quickly (and wisely) changes the subject. “So, lunch aside, what brings you to town?”
“Detective Gumshoe,” Miles replies, graciously allowing the topic shift without comment, “He has an event later this month, and I intend to see him properly dressed for the occasion.”
“Pretty early for that, don’t you think?”
“Custom suits take time, Mr. Shields.”
“Plus it was Trucy’s birthday yesterday,” Kay blabs with great enthusiasm, “I bet you came early so you could say happy birthday to her in person, too!”
Miles flusters and splutters, but can’t quite find it in himself to deny her suspicions. Ray just laughs as he accepts the takeout bag from his assistant and retrieves his own sandwich from within. “Sounds like a good reason to me, ‘specially if it means you’ll be taking some time off as a result. Pretty sure he’d agree with me on that one, too,” he adds, nodding at the framed photograph on his desk.
…the wind must have shifted and lowered the air quality as a result, explaining why Miles is suddenly finding it harder to breathe than he had a moment ago (regardless of the fact that they’re inside). He gives a stiff nod to Ray, then turns his attention to Kay in a natural movement not at all spurred by the fear that, if he thinks too hard about what the lawyer has said while in this location, he might get rather more emotional than he has any desire to. “I see you’ve updated your wardrobe again.”
“Yeah, you like it?” the self-proclaimed great thief holds out her arms and twirls, the battered hem of her enormous coat flaring around her. “It’s Uncle Badd’s – he got a friend to get it out of storage for me when I told him I was coming to work for Mr. Shields, as a reminder!”
“A reminder?”
“Of how he’s watching over me in spirit!”
“Of how dangerous this job can be and that you’re not bullet-proof,” Ray mumbles into his sandwich with the countenance of a man who knows, in his heart, that his words will be ignored.
Kay sticks her tongue out at him, “You say that like it can’t be both! Mr. Edgeworth, tell him it can be both!”
“…if you get yourself shot, there are not enough words in the English language to express how displeased I will be with both you and the situation,” Miles states, then levels a Look at her, “Fortunately I’m not limited by English, and between High German and Bavarian, I believe I should be decently equipped to properly relay my sentiments.”
“Hey-!”
“A telling-off you can easily avoid by not putting yourself in situations where you could get shot.”
“Okay fine, geez, I’ll be careful.”
Ray’s gaze snaps back and forth between the two of them, jaw somewhat slack, before he shakes his head and points at Miles. “Great, now get her to stop jumping out of windows!”
Miles snorts. “She’s been training in parkour since she was at least seventeen amongst other things, and I have full faith in her ability to judge her own physical limitations.”
This earns him both a cheer and a hug from the young woman in question. “That’s right! Free running since seventeen and gymnastics before that since I was five!”
“What about the limitations of your poor old boss’s heart, huh?” Ray counters, “Ever think about who’ll sign your paychecks if it decides to just stop from employee-induced terror one day?”
“Aw, quit kvetching, it was only a two-story drop, that’s baby stuff,” Kay rolls her eyes but also goes to give her boss a pat on the shoulder, “But if it really worries you that much, it’s okay… I was thinking about getting CPR certified anyway.”
Ray lets out a bereaved groan, and Miles takes the opportunity to snap a picture on his phone while the two of them are distracted.
Notes:
While this is more the game universe, I absolutely borrowed the Signal Samurai from the anime, because the idea of Phoenix, Miles, and Larry having matching keychains from when they were kids is really cute to me!
The impeccable and talented @alex-r-kingston over on tumblr has blessed me with another lovely piece of fanart for this fic, this time with a montage from chapter’s 13-15 involving Phoenix’s first time working as Miles’s aide in Europe ! It’s so lovely, please take a look!
Chapter 111
Notes:
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Gumshoe is uncharacteristically quiet as they enter the tailor’s shop, keeping his hands and arms close to himself as though he’s afraid to so much as brush anything without permission.
“You sure we’re in the right place, sir?” he whispers as surreptitiously as he’s able (which is not very), “This place looks kinda pricy, and I wasn’t plannin’ on- I mean, I’m grateful, but I was just gonna rent-”
“This is going to be an important day for you, is it not, detective?” Miles cuts him off without mercy.
“Well sure-”
“And Maggey will be looking her best, I assume?”
“She’s havin’ her ma’s dress refitted, yeah-”
“Then this is the best way to ensure you’ll match her,” Miles says firmly, “You do want to look your best for her, don’t you, detective?”
“Well sure,” the large man gets a wistful look in his eyes, “And it’s hard to find a suit in my size, but… it even smells expensive in here, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“…don’t worry about it,” Miles hesitates, then essays what he hopes is a reassuring pat on the other man’s shoulder, “This is a gift – leave the cost to me, and trust that I would not be doing this if I couldn’t afford to, or if I didn’t think the cost worthwhile.”
“M-Mr. Edgeworth, sir!”
Miles turns and steps quickly towards the front desk so that he doesn’t have to acknowledge and thus deal with Gumshoe getting emotional and blubbering. In a pleasant turn of events, he recognizes the dignified woman running the floor today. “Ms. Dashery – just who I was hoping to see.”
“Mr. Edgeworth! What a delightful surprise,” she comes over, taking his hands as they kiss the air by each others’ cheeks in greeting, “I wasn’t aware you were back in town?”
“Temporarily, I’m afraid.”
“Ah,” she shakes her head in understanding despair, “I can hardly fault you for preferring Europe, but I shall never understand why you remain in Germany when Italy and Spain are available.”
“The fact that I speak German may be a factor.”
She tsks dismissively, “As if you wouldn’t pick up Spanish or Italian quickly enough.”
“But when would I get the chance to practice my Bavarian?” he counters, wagging a finger right back at her.
The tailor sighs but relents, switching smoothly back to business. “So, what brings you here today, if you won’t be staying long?”
“Detective Gumshoe needs a new suit,” Miles gestures to the still-nervous man, “And I’ve brought him here to acquire one as a gift to him and his fiancé. Don’t let him see the prices on anything – I want him to get what he wants, not what he thinks would be kindest to my bank account.”
“Police Detective Dick Gumshoe,” the large man introduces himself with a self-conscious salute as Ms. Dashery’s gives him a considering once-over, “Pleased to meet you, ma’am.”
“Mutual, I’m sure,” she accepts his proffered hand, “Barbara Dashery. My apprentice Pearl Wonnitu will be taking care of your measurements today and I’ll be helping you with your style and fabric selections. Though I must say, it’s not often I run across a man using your particular nickname these days.”
“What, ‘Dick’?” Gumshoe laughs and gives a helpless shrug. “No avoiding it in police academy, especially when people find out you’re aiming for detective, pal! Er, ma’am. You can tell ‘em it’s ‘Rick’ as much as you want, won’t change a thing – easier to just roll with it. The job’s tough enough with the criminals on one side and the Ganties on the other; worrying too much about what people call you won’t get you far.”
“I can see how that would be, especially with the current political climate,” Ms. Dashery nods, subtly leading him to a nearby table to look over fabrics and designs.
Seasoned professional that she is, it’s not long before the detective’s feeling at ease enough for Miles to relax and do a little browsing of his own. Content though he is with his usual suits, it doesn’t hurt to check in on the latest styles from time to time. …it also wouldn’t hurt to pick up a few extra handkerchiefs while he’s here – he packed a dozen, but he’ll be in Los Tokyo until the twenty-third and better safe than sorry…
It takes less time than Miles had expected for Gumshoe to figure out what he wants – presumably he took Miles up on his suggestion the previous month to think about the topic ahead of time, and if he’s been especially clever than he likely also talked to Sebastian about it. In either case, the apprentice tailor is summoned soon enough to take the detective’s measurements. To his credit, Gumshoe is far more affable about the whole procedure than many Miles has witnessed getting their inseam taken for the first time.
“No different than when you gotta pat down a suspect, right?” the detective asks when Miss Wonnitu makes an appreciative comment about his cooperation, “Not like yer getting’ handsy or anything, just going where your job takes you, and it’ll be over faster for both of us if I just hold still.”
“Very true,” Miss Wonnitu nods in agreement and goes back to her measuring while Miles sees Ms. Dashery to get her estimates in regards to how much this suit will cost and to make the initial payment. Gumshoe soon joins them to schedule several fittings. They’re cutting it a little tight, since the suit is needed for the twenty-first, but this is a situation where prior goodwill with one’s tailor is worth more than any rush pay. Ms. Dashery gives Miles a speculative look as everything is settled.
“I almost wish I was going,” she admits when he inquires, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in anything but a jabot.”
“They are my preference, but needs must,” he allows, accepting his receipt with a polite bow.
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“What’d Ms. Dashery mean by that back there?” Gumshoe asks when they’ve left the shop, “About you not wearing your frills, sir?”
“It’s a matter of courtesy,” Miles explains, enjoying the far milder Japanafornia weather after Anwaltsstadt’s colder climes, “None of the women should be attempting to outshine Maggey, and similarly none of the men should be trying to out-dress you. Thus I will be sporting more sedate attire and a tie for this event.”
“Gosh, you- y’don’t hafta do that, Mr. Edgeworth-”
“To do otherwise would be an unseemly breach of etiquette. Would you have me appear rude in front of your friends?”
“Nossir! I- thanks, sir.”
Miles pretends not to notice the detective getting emotional about the eyes again. “Hmph, there’s nothing to thank. How’s Prosecutor DeBeste doing?” he adds, switching the topic of conversation before it can delve deeper into sentimentality, “I haven’t had a chance to check in with him yet.”
Gumshoe brightens at the mention of the prosecutor he most often works with these days. “He’s doin’ you proud is how he’s doing! Getting a real handle on that memory orchestra trick of his, and those criminals never see it coming! You’d think word woulda gotten out about it by now, but they’re always surprised! And he might not always win, but I don’t think any of his cases have had to be reopened yet, sir! Goes after the truth like Missile after a Samurai Dog!”
Miles gives a smile and nod of approval. “Yes, he’s gotten rather admirably dedicated since he learned the importance of these matters.”
“Eh, I dunno about that,” Gumshoe rubs his chin, “The way he talks, I think he just wants t’ make you proud.”
“What? But-!” the good mood he’d been in vanishes like the sun behind a cloud, the world notably greying as he fumbles for his cellphone, “I already am, he must know that, I must have told him he’s doing well recently, that case he had last month, with the drones, he did a splendid job on that, I was very impressed- nyerk!”
He startles and almost drops his phone as a large hand comes to rest on his shoulder, and he turns to see Gumshoe giving him a- a reassuring look. “Pretty sure he does know. He just looks up to you, is all, doesn’t wanna let you down by slackin’ or anything. Yer doin’ a good job with him.”
“…oh.” Miles flushes, tucking his phone away again in an attempt to displace some of his embarrassment with physical busyness.
Gumshoe beams and gives his shoulder another pat before letting his hand drop. “It’s real good seein’ you again, sir. Helpin’ DeBeste’s great, but the Prosecutors’ Office just isn’t the same without you.”
“DeBeste?” Miles raises an enquiring eyebrow.
“Best compromise we could come up with,” the detective scratches the back of his neck, embarrassed, “I know I met Prosecutor von Karma when she was even younger, but the kid’s got such a baby face, it can be a little hard to remember how old he is sometimes. And he doesn’t like ‘Mr. DeBeste,’ ‘cause it reminds him of his dad in bad ways, so I just call him by his last name. Gotta keep it as formal as we can.
“He’s a good kid – might not have the easiest time at the courthouse or office, but us folks down at the station like him. Well, Detective Crescend’s not the biggest fan, but he didn’t like Pros- er, Blackquill much either – him ‘n’ Prosecutor Gavin’ve been friends forever from the sound of things, and it can be hard fitting new friends into something like that.”
“…I’ll take your word on it.” Eager to get off the topic of the younger Gavin, Miles picks up his pace towards the garage they’d parked at. “And we should hurry up – I expect Officer Byrde will be wondering where you are by now.”
Notes:
One of the rules of bespoke clothing: always be friends with your tailor, you may have the money but they have the power.
Ganties – slang term for a corrupt member of the police force, coined after Police Chief Damon Gant’s exposure and arrest
And last, but not least… if you can, please leave a comment on the way out! I know everyone’s busy and tired at the moment, but even just a “Hey, I enjoyed this!” makes a world of difference to my day. I don’t expect anyone to review every chapter or read every update as soon as it comes out, I just love getting whatever you can manage. Chapter updates are your food, reviews are mine. :)
Chapter 112
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It’s halfway through his first week in Los Tokyo before Miles manages to see Sebastian – understandable, really, as the young man tends to have a full case load these days. Still, it’s an odd relief to see him in person, hale and whole, for the first time since 2019. It drives home that the boy truly has managed to come through the madness of the past few years unscathed. Also that, while his hair is now worn a few inches shorter, in all other aspects he’s grown like a weed and now matches Gumshoe at six foot even. When they’d first met, it had been Miles with a height advantage of two inches, but Sebastian has now reversed that situation.
Somehow, however, it’s the sight of him in casual clothes that’s the most jarring for Miles. He’d never considered that he’s only ever really seen the boy in formal settings. A pair of jeans and a Japanafornian-style haori coat, with its bright stripes of colour and longer, narrower sleeves, make a stark contrast to the various looks he’s favoured since Miles met him.
“Jolly Mean Nan made it for me,” Sebastian proclaims a touch shyly, one still-begloved hand toying with the lively green, white, and yellow fabric of his sleeve, “Partway through last month, when the Santa Anas were especially bad, she found out I didn’t have one? And she said no self-respecting Los Tokyono should start winter without one, or else you’ll catch a cold when the Santa Anas finally stop for the season.”
“I see,” Miles nods, then adds, “The Chartered Accountrates really have taken quite a shine to you, haven’t they?”
Sebastian flushes, embarrassed but with happy undertones to it, “Peg-leg Jim says he’ll show me a better way to organize my paperwork if I want, but I haven’t taken him up on it.”
“Sticking with your orchestral filing system?”
“Yes sir – it’s easier to just file things by the memory orchestra I’ve got them in, and it looks like such a mess to everyone else that they can’t replicate it properly, so it’s easy to tell if someone’s been trying to go through it.”
Miles halts and turns sharply to his student at this. “Does that happen often?”
“Only a few times,” Sebastian quickly assures, “I think they’ve mostly given up at this point.”
“I see.” They continue on. “It’s good that you’re continuing to use your own methods, seeing as they work so well for you.”
The boy flushes, possibly gaining an extra inch of height with pride – really, it’s a miracle how well he does in court, when he wears his heart so openly on his sleeve. “Thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth!”
Miles nods his acceptance of the gratitude and smoothly moves the conversation to music. From his understanding, the boy discusses it with Prosecutor Gavin fairly frequently, but his friend is more interested in rock and metal than classical, and the boy doesn’t really have anyone outside of the computer to truly gush about his passion with.
“I’m a little surprised you don’t have a stronger opinion on Wagner,” Sebastian eventually comments, “I’d have thought, well… living in Europe, in Germany, as you do-?”
“I am familiar with classical music, yes,” Miles steps in before the boy can dig himself too deep, “But more from formal events and those around me – Franziska is the one who seeks it out, she’s extremely fond of opera.”
“Oh.” Sebastian apparently accepts this and continues on, only to reveal that in truth he hadn’t fully processed what he’d been told, because a minute later he stops dead in his tracks, eyes widening and jaw slack, spinning to fully face Miles. “But- wait, if you’re not particularly fond of the classics, then why do you always let me just go on and on about them?!”
“You enjoy the topic,” Miles flushes, embarrassed for no reason and suddenly uncomfortable meeting his student’s eyes, “And it is no chore to listen.” He- surely he hasn’t overstepped-?
All seems to be well, however, as the boy looks down and away, though not so far that it hides the smile he’s struggling against. In a tone almost shy, he admits, “Pops never liked hearing about it much, beyond that I’m good at conducting. I didn’t really think about it until after he was arrested, but – he’d always get this weird sort of smile and say I took after my mom… Mumsy used to like talking about music, too. She’s the one who started me on it, took me to concerts, helped me start learning to conduct. And I like being able to talk about it again, so… thank-you, Mr. Edgeworth.”
“For what?” Miles asks, genuinely baffled.
“For listening. And for getting me started talking about it again. I don’t know if you remember, but… the summer after we met? The court had officially turned Pops’s house over to me – it was Mumsy’s family house before they got married, you know, and technically it was left in stewardship to him until I was eighteen, I don’t think I’ve mentioned before? Anyway, I was back in my old room again for the first time since his trial, and I, um. I called you…”
“Because you had a nightmare, yes, I recall,” Miles confirms, “You seem to be doing better on that front in recent years.
“Yeah, having Kay in the house really helps. I like her.” Sebastian grins, then grows more serious. “But that first time, you told me to talk to you until I fell asleep again, and I talked about Scriabin, and… that was the first time I’d really done that since Mumsy van- er, died. And it helped! And you’ve listened every other time I called, too, or, well, sometimes it’s an e-mail or a text, and sometimes you’re busy, but… even when it’s not related to being a prosecutor at all, when you can, you always listen. And it means a lot to me.”
Suddenly looking at the boy isn’t hard at all and, after a moment’s hesitation, Miles reaches out and puts a hand on his back, awkwardly patting it a few times for good measure (hopefully this is appropriate mentor-student interaction???). “It is my pleasure, Sebastian.”
Apparently he’s done something right, because the boy beams, then seems content to walk in silence afterwards until another thought occurs to him. “Oh! If you don’t tend to seek out classical, then… what kind of music do you listen to?”
Miles opens his mouth to deflect the question as he generally does, then closes it again as he actually considers the topic. Trust is meant to be a shared thing, after all, and he’s already of the opinion that Sebastian will be a good candidate for helping bring about Phoenix’s jurist system, so there’s no reason not to trust him in smaller matters beyond force of habit. Thus, Miles instead gets out his phone, thumb absently tracing the deep scratch in the back of its case, and opens his current music playlist before handing it to Sebastian.
The boy accepts it somewhat hesitantly, right before he sees what said playlist is primarily composed of, at which point his eyes nearly pop out of his head.
“Is something the matter, Prosecutor DeBeste?” Miles asks, mildly enough that it hopefully hides his amusement.
“I-! No sir, I, uh, um, that is- I would never have guessed you were a J-pop fan?”
“To date, no one has,” Miles reveals a touch smugly as he accepts the phone back, “You’re not the only one whom people inaccurately judge by their appearance.” A beat, then he admits, “There’s a bit of K-pop in there as well, but that’s a more recent foray.”
“Kay?”
“Kay,” he confirms, and decides that the playlist of Steel Samurai soundtracks can remain a secret for now.
“Oh. Hm.” Sebastian narrows his eyes speculatively into the distance. “Do you speak Japanese?”
“I do not – nor Korean,” Miles replies, “I tend to ensure the lyrics don’t contain anything I would consider distasteful, but not much else. When one has a mind prone to analysis, sometimes it’s more pleasant to listen to the sound of language, rather than its meaning.”
“Ah~!” a nod of understanding, and they begin walking again. “Do you have a favorite band?”
“Lump of Turkey tends towards an uplifting yet relaxed sound – I find them refreshing.”
“Ah.” Sebastian nods again, and Miles can’t help the small snort of laughter that escapes him.
“You don’t have to force yourself. As I said, I don’t mind listening to you – you have what I believe is known as a ‘contagious enthusiasm’ when it comes to discussing your interests. Besides,” he winks, “Knowing the way our lives tend to go, learning more on this subject matter will eventually be of use in some case I encounter.”
He must achieve the tone he’d been aiming for, because Sebastian laughs at this. “I may end up quoting you on that, sir. And, I have to ask – are all lawyers’ careers this… exciting? They didn’t say anything about it at Themis! In fact, they specifically told us that we weren’t likely to become monikered lawyers at all, no matter our class ranking! But I am one, and I’ve only been practicing for a bit!”
“Since 2019 – that makes it three and a half years since you began,” Miles points out, “And I was the Demon Prosecutor by the end of my first.”
“Yes, but you’re… different. A genius.” Sebastian looks away, fiddles with the sleeves of his haori again, “And I’m… not.”
He stops at Miles’s hand on his shoulder. “Don’t sell yourself short because you manifest your abilities in an unconventional manner. You’re like Wright in this way – misjudged because you don’t fit the mold. Yet he became a barred lawyer in the shortest period I’ve ever heard of, and you, in spite of beginning your career with an incomplete education, have worked hard and proven yourself to be a greater credit to the badge than many who wear it ever do. And besides,” he ensures the younger lawyer is looking, then pointedly rolls his eyes, “Monikers are just a thing bestowed by papers and gossip, and thus rarely accurate. Certainly not in your case – ‘Honest Idiot’ indeed.”
A measure of relief trickles into Sebastian’s expression, followed by a touch of shyness. “If- that is to say… if I could choose… I think I’d like to be known as your student.”
…Miles swallows hard, a lump having appeared out of nowhere to lodge in his throat and making it nonsensically difficult to reply. “To be known as your mentor would be… a most acceptable situation, I believe.”
Sebastian laughs at this, and they both pretend that it’s a dry laugh rather than a soggy one. They continue walking, talk turning back to music as they go.
Notes:
Jolly Mean Nan has twelve knives on her at all times. They’re all unsharpened butter knives, but the rest of the Chartered Accountrates agree that it’s the thought that counts.
Also, noxofthevoid has done their own magnificent rendition of the photo Miles took of Phoenix after their first trial working together, please look, it's so vibrant!
And finally, thank-you so much to everyone who commented last chapter, it was absolutely wonderful and made me so happy, I'd love if we could keep this going! <3
Chapter 113
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One of the enjoyable parts of this trip for Miles is seeing Trucy’s excitement at having people she usually only gets to see individually via phone or computer in one place together, especially with Pearls and Maya scheduled to arrive the coming weekend. In the meantime, she gleefully drags both Miles and Franziska to one of her shows (though, admittedly, his own reluctance has more to do with teasing the young magician rather than true disinterest (in contrast, Franziska had truly not expected her overtures of familial connection to be so strongly reciprocated, and has come down with a mild case of nerves over having been officially named an aunt)). Prior to this, the same young magician also makes a very determined argument for why her father should be her beautiful assistant for the night. It’s a lost cause, but she’s still determinedly trying to find ways to contribute to the household income.
“I am an adult now,” she points out the evening before her performance, pointedly rearranging her red scarf so that it lies on her chest in facsimile of Miles and Franziska’s jabots, rather than its usual jaunty angle, “So I think that means I should have to pitch in, just to be fair. I’m consuming resources, so I should be contributing resources.”
“The adult thing’s only official by von Karma law, glowworm, not Japanafornia law,” her father replies firmly, “So that’s a no.”
“But Daaaaaaaddyyyyyyy~!”
“But child labour laaaaaaaws~!”
Trucy scowls, then sticks her nose in the air and purposefully scooches down the sofa so that she’s sitting closer to Miles, pointedly cutting her father from the conversation even as she changes the topic. “Just before you got here I finally finished The Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo!”
“Congratulations,” Miles smiles at her, “Did you enjoy the ending?”
“Yeah! The Evolutionary Soul of Sakura Sword attack was amazing, I totally understand why they were saving it for the last episode now!” she beams, bouncing a little bit (as is only right, as the scene she’s describing is considered one of the top ten moments in the franchise by every fan he’s ever encountered), “Only, now I’m not sure what I should be watching next.”
“You mean the cartoon or the anime?” Miles nods in understanding, a hand going to his chin as he considers, “A difficult choice, I know – both have merit. However, as they began when the original series was still ongoing and are produced by different studios, it can be difficult-”
“No, not that!” she laughs, giving a light shove to his arm, “I mean, should I go straight to Iron Infant: The Tempering, or should I watch Pink Princess: Cherryblossom Gaiden first?”
“Nyerg.”
“Huh?”
“The Tempering,” Miles chokes out, trying to reschool his expression into something passing for normal, “Just watch The Tempering.”
“…are you sure?” Trucy gives him a puzzled look (as if he would have in good faith answered anything else), “I mean, Cherryblossom Gaiden is a prequel, but- are you okay?”
He’s genuinely trying not to upset her, but Miles had been unable to suppress the pained keen hearing the name of that atrocity twice in such close succession. “It was officially declared non-canon,” he manages, “And we don’t talk about it in the civilized parts of the fandom.”
“Why not?”
“It was offensively awful. Even Manella has distanced himself from it.”
“But why?”
Miles pauses, searching his mind for the least-distressing, yet still obviously unacceptable flaw with the not-a-series he can think of, and finally settles on, “They made the special effects for her Surprise Sakura Hurricane attack pink.”
Trucy gasps, appropriately horrified. “No.”
“Yes.”
“Uh, hate to be rude,” Wright cuts in, confusion apparently winning out over disinterest, “But aren’t sakuras, you know, actually pink? Doesn’t it make sense that it would be-?”
“Daddy,” Trucy cuts him off, tone severe, “The Surprise Sakura Hurricane attack is based off a cherry tree’s leaves, not its flowers. That’s what makes it surprising. And if they did that…” she pauses, glances at Miles, who realizes as her look grows to one of horror that he’s begun to run a hand through his hair, and that Trucy, as a result, is likely about to make an impressive but accurate leap of logic, of the sort usually only witnessed when Phoenix is in court. “Please tell me they didn’t give her civilian form hair.”
Miles barely has the heart to nod, and Trucy lets out a whimper to her father’s obviously growing bafflement.
“Okay, the attack thing I guess I can sort of get, but why-?”
“The Pink Princess’s civilian form being bald by choice is one of her charming points!”
“Not to mention a ground-breaking choice on the directors’ parts,” Miles adds, folding his arms, “One made in deference to the fact that her actress wished to support a close friend undergoing chemotherapy, and that Ms. Kobayashi had the courage to shave her hair without the directors’ consent. In fact they reworked her civilian form’s entire look to support this choice, and it’s fandom-standard that if one is going to cosplay her, they need to either donate hair or also shave their heads! Really, of all the blatantly disrespectful choices they could have made-!”
“You know what? I’m out.” Phoenix rises from the sofa into a stretch that causes several somewhat distressing sounds from his back, then heads for the kitchen. “I just remembered that I don’t actually care, you two get your nerd-rage on without me, I’m making a sandwich.” There is a brief silence as he crosses the room’s threshold before he pokes his head back through the doorway. “Though that does sound like a super uncool move in light of the chemo thing, the defense will concede that.”
“Will the defense make me a sandwich, too?” Trucy pipes up hopefully.
“Not a chance, glowworm, you’ll ruin your supper.”
“But you’re having one-!”
“Ah-ah-ah, I’m making one, for later tonight, at work,” her father shoots back with the same deftness he’d use to counter a simple argument in court, retreating into the kitchen once again to commence his task, tossing over his shoulder as he goes, “There’s carrots in the fridge if you want a snack.”
“…carrots?”
Phoenix pops his head back through the doorway again. “So what I’m hearing is that you’re conceding the long-contested title of Ultimate Carrot Cruncher?”
“I DIDN’T SAY THAT!” and she’s scrambling off the sofa to dash for the refrigerator.
Phoenix leans out of the way as she scoots past him with a fond grin, then winks at Miles as they hear the fridge door opens. “The best part is that she knows I’m playing her into eating more carrots, but it still works because she really wants to win.”
“I thought she was fairly good about eating her vegetables?” Miles inquires, chin resting in one bemused hand.
“Most of ‘em, yeah. Just not carrots, because my precious daughter is a looney toon,” Phoenix replies, turning to direct his voice into the kitchen for the last part.
There is a defiant and resounding crunch of carrot in response before Trucy shoots back, “I am not, I’m just not a rabbit like you, Daddy!”
“Carrots aren’t actually that great for rabbits, glowworm, that’s a myth – they’re more of a bunny desert food than a dietary staple.”
“What?” Trucy bounds into view, likely to ensure her father receives the full force of her betrayed expression, “Daddy, noooo~!”
He folds his arms and leans against the doorway, amused yet unyielding. “Sorry, kiddo, those are the facts. You can ask the internet if you don’t believe me.”
“You know what? I will!” She marches out of sight in the direction of her room, then reappears, already typing on her cellphone. “I’m calling your bluff, Daddy! …aw.”
“And another victim falls prey to the fearsome Turnabout Terror!” her father cheers, not even slightly gracious in victory.
Trucy just takes another aggressive crunch of her carrot before flouncing over to sit next to Miles again in a clear snub. Phoenix just chuckles, winking at Miles over his daughter’s head before going to finally make his intended sandwich.
Notes:
For everyone who’s been wondering about the Steel Samurai series that’s been alluded to in this fic, and which nearly killed the franchise… ta-da! After the Nickel Samurai incident, the studio green-lit the prequel idea for Pink Princess because it was the only thing with enough development that they could get it out quickly. This was a mistake, it drew almost no new fans, angered 99% of the fan base, and even Sal didn’t like a lot of the choices that were made. The only good thing that came out of it was that Sal’s agent finally managed to crack down hard enough to get him to some proper sensitivity and respect courses during the break the franchise took afterwards, and successfully got him to clean up his act a lot.
The Pink Princess’s civilian form (in this universe) was originally going to be very sweet and mild, with her courage only really coming out when she transformed. As a result of her actress, Cherie Kobayashi’s, choice, she became a much wilder, more outgoing character, which actually complimented the Steel Samurai’s quiet, reserved civilian identity very well and gives them a great dynamic. One of her popular quotes is, “Within the delicate beauty of a cherry tree resides an unbreakable soul.” Frankly, she looks like a dark pink and grey ruffian, it’s a sharp contrast to her highly refined, feminine transformed look. Cherie Kobayashi has gone on record saying that both looks are equally accurate and representative of her character’s preferences and personality.
Finally, the next chapter might take a little longer to come out than usual, because on Sunday I’m going to get my second covid shot! My Dad was a little queasy for a day or so after he got his, my sister got chills and a fever that lasted for about a day (she’s fine now) after hers. We’ll see which direction my reaction falls in, please wish me luck! o_oU
Chapter 114
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Miles spends the majority of his time before the twenty-first purely enjoying the fact that he’s in Los Tokyo with no work, no looming catastrophes in his own life or the lives of his friends (well, no new ones, at least), and no real responsibilities. He’s simply here on vacation and for personal reasons, meaning he can go where he wishes and do as he pleases with his mind at ease. Larry and Phoenix follow through on their promise to take him noodle-carting (and Phoenix assures Miles that his betrayal shall not be forgotten when Miles sides with Larry that Eldoon’s is mostly salt and there are other far superior carts in the same price range). It’s a surprisingly enjoyable time, though one that Miles ruefully acknowledges is probably going to cause him problems when he returns home to Germany, and once again no longer has access to noodle carts.
Ah well. At least, in the enlightened year of 2022, cheap instant ramen is all but universal…
During his second weekend there, Maya and Pearls arrive and camp out in the Wrights’ apartment rather than renting a hotel room, much to Pearls and Trucy’s delight. The two instantly run to lock themselves in Trucy’s room, though their chatter about the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto, Lurkers, and an idea for a new setting starts before they even make it to the hallway.
In regards to Maya, it’s more than a little strange to see her again after so long. True, he frequently converses and texts with her, but they rarely if ever video chat, and it’s a shock to see how much she’s grown up since he last saw her in person. Her cheeks are less round, she’s a touch more grown into her figure, and she’s wearing the longer kimono of a Kurainese woman rather than the shorter version worn by girls. It lends her a maturity that matches the discussions they sometimes have regarding the plans she’s making for her village.
That said, it’s also a bit of a shock to be reminded how much her interactions with Phoenix differ from how she behaves with Miles. It’s startling to see her slip easily from a mature twenty-three to a childish one, going from leader of her people to younger sister gleefully and lovingly harassing her older brother in the blink of an eye. Even more startling is Phoenix’s assertion that she’s actually matured over the years by quite a bit in regards to how they interact.
“Trust me, the level of casual abuse that’s acceptable towards guys in Kurain’s kind of terrible,” he comments one afternoon as they’re sitting down to tea and coffee before he heads to the Borscht for work, Maya having taken the girls out to look at dresses for Pearl, “And I didn’t really realize that until we actually went to Kurain-”
“And you have a tendency to brush off or allow certain behaviours towards yourself that you shouldn’t,” Miles cuts in, though he keeps his tone mild.
“…I’m working on it,” the man grumbles, without heat, “And Maya is too. You wouldn’t believe how many books she’s been reading about… well, everything. Including misogyny and misandry. I don’t think the village elders really know what they’re going to have on their hands once she’s the official Master.”
“And by then of course it will be far too late,” Miles agrees, recalling some of the strategy talks they’ve had, and a few books he’s referred her to himself.
Phoenix considers this for a moment, then grins. “I take it she’s been discussing it with you, too?”
“On and off,” Miles confirms, “I’m in no place to judge for past mistakes, especially outside a court setting, and I believe she finds that reassuring.”
“Well at least I know she’s got one of the best legal minds in our generation on her side.”
“You’re supposed to let other people make that observation, not say it yourself,” Miles quips, and Phoenix stares at him for a moment before recognizing the compliment for what it is and flushing.
“Flatterer.”
Miles raises a falsely derisive eyebrow. “You’ve known me for years, and yet you assume I would say something merely to feed another’s ego? It’s like you’ve never met me.”
“Oh my god, stop.”
The man’s laughing as he says it, but Miles also feels content with the level of fluster he’s evoked, so he subsides.
This is revealed to be a mistake a moment later when Phoenix lives up to his reputation and turns the tables on him. “Your hair looks nice – I’ve been meaning to say. How long have you been growing it out for?”
“Since July,” Miles replies, resisting the urge to reach up and brush it back; three months and change, and it’s almost uniformly by his jaw and looks strange if he uses a touch of gel to keep it in place, as has long been his habit, “And I sincerely doubt that it looks anything other than vaguely presentable.”
“What, so you can be sincere and I can’t?” the man raises his eyebrows back at him, and its Miles’s turn to flush.
“It’s at an unmanageable stage, and will likely be there for some time, so I hold with my previous statement.”
Phoenix just grins. “Agree to disagree?”
“Hmph. Very well.”
“Cool. How long are you growing it to, anyway?”
“…my mid-back.”
“…”
Miles looks away, embarrassed, “I… may have lost a bet with Franziska; growing my hair out was the penalty for my loss.”
“What?” Phoenix blinks, as though coming out of a daze, and gives his head a shake before smiling again, “Oh yeah, you mentioned that awhile back I think. Well, even if you don’t like how it looks now, I’m sure it’ll look great by the time it’s done!”
“You think so?” he doesn’t mean to ask, but the works just slip out.
Phoenix grins wider. “Absolutely – long hair’ll look great on you, and you’d look really classy with a ponytail.”
“Oh.” It’s… a relief to hear this for some reason. Strange, but he’ll take it over the slight anxiety that’s been curling at the edges of his mind in regards to this. “Thank-you.”
“No problem!” Phoenix beams and runs a hand over his own head, twirling a lock of hair so that it springs out over his face. “Mine’s such a bird’s nest without gel; I’ve actually thought of growing it out longer than this a few times since it was safe to stop cutting it so short, just so I could pull it back and look at bit tidier at work with my derby off.”
“Why haven’t you, then?” Miles asks, genuinely curious.
The man glances around as if to ensure that Trucy, Pearls, and Maya haven’t somehow snuck back in while he wasn’t watching, then leans forward, cupping a hand to his mouth for even greater secrecy. “Okay, so, don’t tell anyone, but I’m scared that if it gets long enough to pull back, and I do, it’ll go all poofy-crazy on me and I’ll look like I have an electrocuted bunny’s tail on the back of my head.”
…there is a true effort made not to laugh at the resulting mental image this brings, but Miles is, after all, only flesh and blood.
“Well at least you tried to contain it,” Phoenix comments, resigned, as Miles looks away, attempting to stifle his mirth with a hand.
“My apologies,” he offers between giggles.
“Jerk,” but the man’s tone is fond, “I expected better from you, Galahad.”
“Do shut up, Percival.”
Miles’s retort is apparently unexpected enough that it starts Phoenix laughing too, and they both still are by the time the girls get back from their shopping trip.
Notes:
Thank-you for all the well-wishes regarding my second dose of vaccine, they helped a lot!
For those who want to know how it went, I spent most of last Monday in bed feeling achy, consuming nutritious drinks, and watching Kaguya Wants To Be Confessed To, but it was mostly over by Tuesday, and now I’m even mostly past the ‘my immune system just got put through its paces and I’m tired’ stage. So, slightly rough, but manageable – really, should get a month of prep time every time you get sick, and have a timetable of almost exactly how long it will last, it makes the whole experience so much less stressful!
Chapter 115
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A week after the order is placed, Miles again accompanies Gumshoe to Ms. Dashery’s shop for a fitting, and then for another a few days before the event itself, and the larger man blinks the first time he sees himself in the mirror.
“Gee. They- wow, at work they call me ‘n’ DeBeste ‘Scruffy and Spiffy’ somethings, but I don’t think anyone’d call me that in this get-up!” he subconsciously stands up straighter, his pleased beam reflected back at him.
Miles can’t find it in himself to disagree, mostly because the detective is correct. Wearing something that fits properly for once, with nothing hidden by his beloved trench coat, shows off his broad frame to every advantage, and the colours he’s selected – a black jacket over a light grey vest and trousers with a matching grey and white striped tie – create a classically chic look. Were it not for Gumshoe’s ubiquitous red pencil and the bandage on his chin, he’d look an entirely different man; a rather shocking situation.
Probably it’s for similar reasons that Phoenix does a double-take when Miles comes to pick up him, Trucy, and both Feys. Black suit, white shirt, a wine tie so he doesn’t look completely monotone… while similar in most ways, the overall effect is still a sharp departure from his usual attire, far more subdued and casual. And, while he’d been confident of it when he left his hotel room, Phoenix’s ongoing silence is enough to have him nervously fiddling with his tie and checking his sleeves for errant dust before blustering, “Come now, Wright, I can’t look all that heinous – I thought you said I look all right in black…?”
The man’s mouth snaps shut and he shakes his head as though from a daze before grinning. “You look fine, Edgeworth. I’m just surprised you don’t have a tan line from your jabot.”
Miles’s hand claps to his neck without permission and he feels himself colouring. “Yes, well – are you all prepared? I wish to leave soon and avoid the risk of traffic delays.”
“We’re ready,” Phoenix assures him, his own state of preparedness undeniable with a black jacket and slacks over a white button-up with a blue tie, his hair carefully gelled the way he likes it but rarely gets to indulge in these days. “Trucy’s just helping Pearls with her make-up – she wanted to give eye shadow a try and Maya never does anything more complicated than lip gloss. …we’re not keeping Franziska waiting, are we?”
“No, she’s driving with Miss Andrews,” Miles raises an amused eyebrow at the look this gets him. “They’re going ‘as friends.’”
“I’d love to comment, but I know nothing about the situation.”
He smirks, in the way only a sibling commenting on another sibling’s love life can. “Franziska is smitten, but she refuses to acknowledge it.”
Phoenix considers this, then states as much as asks, “You’re going to tease her, aren’t you?”
“What kind of little brother would I be if I didn’t?” Actually, he plans to assess the situation, ascertain Adrian Andrews’s feelings on the matter, and then act accordingly, so that it doesn’t have too negative an impact on Franziska. All of which will hopefully also involve teasing her in a public setting and getting to watch her fume over not being able to shout or crack her whip at him.
Phoenix snorts but doesn’t press, and a moment later the girls join them, Pearl in a fluffy violet dress that compliments the blue of her magatama, Trucy in one a touch more elegant of slate blue, pointedly smoothing the white silk scarf she’s tied around her neck in the manner Franziska had taught her, new broach carefully pinned in place. In contrast, Maya is in her typical Kurainese fair, but of somewhat better materials than usual, along with wraps on her arms and a caplet around her shoulders (not to forget the aforementioned lip gloss Phoenix had spoken of).
“Time to go, Ni- holy smokes, Edgeworth, I didn’t recognize you for a moment! Dang, looking positively rakish there!”
“Nyerg-! I do not!”
“Compared to your usual look you do,” she grins, then punches him lightly in the arm with a wink, “Not planning to run off with one of the wedding party, are you?”
“Not in the slightest,” he replies tartly, unamused, “Now, if everyone’s ready, I should truly hate to be caught in a traffic jam and late as a result.”
“Yeah, you all look great, but we gotta- wait a minute,” Phoenix cuts himself off, paling. “Oh crap.”
“What is it?” everyone is automatically on high alert – not an unreasonable reaction, given their collective history.
“I just realized – you’re driving, Edgeworth.”
Miles scowls at him. “Yes, of course I am – we planned this weeks ago, it’s more efficient.”
“Yeah, but I just realized that that means I’ll have to be in a car while you’re driving,” the man turns on his heel and starts for the door, “Change of plans, everyone, I’ll meet you at the church.”
“Daddy, you can’t bike in that outfit,” Trucy protests, “You’ll get sweat stains!”
“Actually I’m excellent at biking in a suit, but I’ll walk if I have to. It’ll be fine, I’ll start- ACK, NO, OBJECTION!!!”
This is the point where, having exchanged a look, Miles and Maya, in a moment involving years of conversation half a world apart translating flawlessly into physical coordination with one another, move to either side of Phoenix, grab a shoulder each, and frog-march him down the stairs to Miles’s waiting car, to the tune of Pearls’s amusement, Trucy’s embarrassment, and Phoenix’s own wails of objection and betrayal. Once wrangled into the car he quiets, choosing instead to sulk in mild terror for the entire drive.
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Wright does his usual, overdramatic dive for the pavement when Miles parks, and he rolls his eyes at the man as he does so. “Quit being so melodramatic, Wright, I didn’t even exceed any of your quaint, American speed limits.”
He’s given a wild-eyed look for his troubles. “The corners, Edgeworth. The corners. Cars were not meant to corner like that!”
“I beg to disagree,” Miles replies, going to open the door for a bouncing Trucy and Pearl and an only mildly shaken Maya, politely offering them each a hand as they exit the car, “I’ve had the excellent fortune to try my hand at the Nürburgring a few times – not only can a properly-made car handle any city corner, I’m quite good at them.”
“What’s a Nurbarg ring?” Maya asks, an odd tone in her voice.
“Fun.” Miles says firmly, perhaps a touch more enthusiasm leaking into his voice than intended at the thought of the last time he’d managed to visit the course, adding with some pride, “I got a fifteen minute time once – not bad for an amateur who doesn’t have the chance to do a lot of track driving.” Not the fastest lap the track has ever seen, not even close, but it’s a time Miles is still personally pleased with. And it had certainly been faster than anyone who’d seen him outside of his car that day had expected of him…
“Ah,” Maya says, a light of understanding coming into her eyes, though as to what she’s just understood, Miles has no idea. Also no time to ask as she quickly and smoothly shifts gears, “Anyway, moving on, Nick, get up before you get grass stains, we’re here for a reason, you know! Come on, you two, let’s go find our seats!”
So saying, Maya leads the girls away, leaving Miles to get a hand under Phoenix’s arm to help him up before they too head into the low-level chaos that is preceding the ceremony…
Notes:
Our world: Germany has some speed limits in certain places
AA world: Germany has no speed limitsFor anyone wanting an exact image of how I’m picturing Gumshoe’s suit… here you go! I saw this ages ago, and as soon as I knew this plotline was a go, the instant thought was, “I’m giving Gumshoe this suit, he deserves it.” Gumshoe is the only one who gets his outfit from this piece of art, though, everyone else is as-described in this chapter.
Miles: I look weird.
Phoenix: …I can see three whole extra inches of his neck and it is Doing Things to me.Chapters are your food, comments are mine; please leave a comment on the way through if you can, even a simple 'I liked this' means a lot! :)
Chapter 116
Notes:
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“I first met Dick Gumshoe when I was twenty years old. He had been accused of murder. Given what our lives are, this is a less surprising meeting than it likely should be. Regardless, since then we have worked a rather impressive number of cases together, and that is why I can say what I am about to with utmost certainty:
“The man is an idiot. And a buffoon. I honestly have no idea how he made detective with his level of competency, he has limited ability to discern when people are lying to him, surprisingly bad facial recognition, and I’m still not convinced that all those times evidence he was in charge of landed in the hands of the defense were accidents.
“This said… he is also a very brave man, loyal to a fault, devoted to those he cares for, and dedicated to his work and what it’s meant to stand for in a way that very few of any profession ever will be. Undaunted in the face of failure, humble in the face of success, and, after more than a decade in a job that leaves many jaded by the end of the first year, still seeing the best in those he encounters and the world around him. The sort to get himself in trouble rather than break a simple promise to a child, and to persevere no matter how harshly his salary has been cut.
“Dick Gumshoe once told me that, when he was a boy, he wished to be a wizard when he grew up. Seeing as that is not a job available in our society in this era, he became a police detective instead. However, something he likely does not know, and that all of you who know me will likely be surprised to learn that I do, is that the word ‘wizard’ can also be used to mean ‘wonderful’ or ‘excellent.’ And, this being the case… I believe it fair to say that Dick Gumshoe has become quite the wizard man after all, and is sure to be a wizard husband as well. Oh, and bad luck, Maggey,” Miles raises his glass with a wink, “It looks like you’re stuck with him. To the bride and groom!”
The final line of his toast is repeated with cheers and laughter, Maggey blushing through her smile and Gumshoe streaming tears all over his as Miles gives them a second salute with his glass, then makes his way back to his group’s table.
While he knows little of such things, Miles had thought the ceremony was decently moving, Gumshoe looking smart in his new suit and Maggey alight with happiness. Her gown is a vaguely old-fashioned garment, with a skirt like a partially-opened flower bud reaching to her mid-calves and slightly off the shoulder sleevelets, its colour a yellow-tinted cream by design rather than age, its matching pillbox hat pinned to her hair with a small veil artfully arranged in the front. And when stood next to each other dressed like this… they look like they’ve stepped out of two different wedding parties, outfits completely uncoordinated with each other.
Well.
Save for the silver ribbon tying the bride’s bouquet, and the rosebud in the exact shade of her wedding gown pinned to the groom’s lapel, and the expressions they make whenever their eyes meet.
They’d been equally awkward in their vows, and the ceremony had to halt for a moment when they both started crying while exchanging rings, and then then again when Gumshoe had reached into his suit jacket, removed the trusty red pencil that usually resided behind his left ear, and tucked it behind Maggey’s instead. An unexpected couple, but one that’s extremely happy, both in themselves and each other.
The bride and groom aren’t the only ones who had been crying, of course – Pearls had required use of Miles’s handkerchief, and Phoenix had been soggily emotional through the whole ceremony to the point of requiring one of Miles’s spare handkerchiefs after he’d gone through all of his own tissues (and it is satisfying to know that the risk of ruining his suit’s lines by carrying three handkerchiefs today instead of one had been the correct choice). Personally… Miles is just relieved that there were no tremors or quakes – he would have hated to interrupt the wedding by passing out in the middle of it.
Much as he misses Japanafornia at times, he does appreciate how the ground in the regions of Germany he frequents can be better trusted to remain steady beneath one’s feet.
In any case, the reception is going well. Larry is off at the head table with the other groomsmen and bridesmaids, the men in matching dark grey suits each with a different colour of tie, the women in simple, calf-length dresses of a golden-yellow in the same family as Maggey’s gown. The artist in question is chattering animatedly with the best man, a fellow built like a paler version of Gumshoe sporting a blonde goatee and a bright green tie that contrasts sharply with the orange one Larry’s wearing.
In a stroke of good sense, Miles has been sat with Wright’s group as well as his sister and – as she is Franziska’s ‘platonic plus one’ – Miss Andrews. The businesswoman has been shooting the occasional nervous glance at him, and Miles gets the sense that he would have needed to have a private conversation with her today even had he not already been planning to. At the moment, however, she is safely ensconced between Franziska and Maya, leaving Miles free to reclaim his own seat next to Wright and the man’s cheeky grin.
“You know, with how you started that speech, I was kinda expecting the line after ‘the man’s an idiot’ to be ‘his mother was an idiot, too!’”
Miles gives a snort of laughter. “Believe me, I was tempted. However, as I have never met the woman in question and most of the populace wouldn’t understand the reference-” he cuts himself off as the penny drops for him and Phoenix both at once and their slack-jawed gazes snap to each other.
“You’ve seen Jeeves and Wooster?!”
“You’ve read P.G. Wodehouse?!”
“No,” the man reveals, “I’ve only seen the TV series that was based on those books!”
“There’s a television series?” Miles leans forward.
“Yeah, it ran for five seasons!”
“How is it?”
Phoenix’s grin is made of pure enthusiasm. “Old, politically incorrect, and brilliant!”
“Of course it’s politically incorrect, the last novel was released over forty years ago, and the oldest one came out at the turn of the 20th century!”
“What are the books like?”
“Ridiculous, naturally, an utter mockery of the British upper class at the time, it’s what makes them so enjoyable!”
“So that’s the same in both versions, then – I’ll have check if I can find any in the library. Hey, I actually have a hard copy of the complete TV series – want to catch an episode before you have to go? I wanna know how you think it is compared to the books!”
“I believe I would enjoy that very much. How did you-?”
Maya clears her throat at this point, then jerks her head at the podium where one of Maggey’s friends is preparing to give her own speech. Miles and Phoenix both cease their conversation at once, suitably chastised, though with a quick, mutual promise to resume the topic of their newly-discovered shared interest at a later time.
Franziska catches Miles’s gaze shortly after this, then pointedly rolls her eyes at him. Miles chooses to ignore her by taking an equally pointed sip of wine – fortunately, though inexpensive by necessity, the taste is inoffensive. And it’s likely for the best that it’s no better than it is – Miles knows his limits, especially when combined with food and light activity, but he’s still driving tonight, so the lack of a tempting vintage is appreciated. Setting his glass down again, he turns to give his full attention back to the current speaker.
Notes:
For anyone interested, this is roughly how I picture Maggey’s wedding dress looking, it’s not an exact one to one, but this is about the colour, hemline, and silhouette I picture it having for some reason.
Aaaaaand aishutoon has now done a lovely piece of Maggey in said wedding dress! Please take a look, it's beautiful!
Also, a bit of personal headcanon on Maggey and Gumshoe’s relationship that I wanted to add but can’t, because there isn’t a single danged reason for Miles to know about it without really stretching. But I still like it a lot, and it’s very much canon for this story!
Chapter 117
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The last few speakers give their speeches, then Gumshoe and Maggey rise and head to the center of the floor.
“I know this is the part where we’re supposed to do our first dance,” Gumshoe announces to the room, “But, er…”
“We’re both terrible dancers,” Maggey pipes up cheerfully, “So we’re doing something a little different.”
With that, the music for a slow song Miles doesn’t know begins, and the groom sweeps his wife into a bridal carry, then walks a very careful loop of the dance floor. There’s some laughter from around the room – indeed, the couple themselves are giggling a bit from the looks of things. However they also appear undeniably happy with the situation, strange as it may be, both smiling broadly at each other when Gumshoe finally returns to the center of the dance floor and gently lowers Maggey to her feet, signaling other couples to come and join them.
Miles decides to take the initiative before anything can derail his plans, rises from his seat, and moves smoothly to Miss Andrews’s side before Franziska can sort herself out. “May I have this dance?”
As he had expected, the request is such a surprise that the businesswoman is several steps into a waltz before she stops functioning on automatic and properly registers who she’s dancing with. “Prosecutor Edgeworth.”
“Miss Andrews.”
“You- why-?”
According to Franziska’s glowing reports, the woman before him has made great strides in developing both her self-confidence and independence, but he has her metaphorically wrong-footed. And, as it is not his intention to provoke, he takes pity on her and answers the unspoken question. “My sister speaks highly of you, Miss Andrews; you have become an important figure in her life. The opportunity being present, I thought it in best interests for us to reacquaint ourselves.”
He gently spins her out, then catches her when she twirls back, the slight flair of her sleek teal dress complimenting her movements, but she’s frowning when she looks at him. “I should have guessed you would try to chase me off.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“You made your opinions of me clear at Engarde’s trial,” she says, quiet but firm, a truer confidence than the façade she wore of it in their first encounters, “I suppose I should be grateful you’ve waited to strike until you could do so in person?”
Miles raises an eyebrow at her. “If you’re referring to the instance of your dependency issues being exposed in court, then I feel I must remind you that it was pertinent evidence in a murder trial. Would you have had me look away from such a detail in one other than yourself? Would you have Franziska do so in one of her investigations?”
She glares at him, but looks away a moment later. “I’m not going to stop talking with Franziska, no matter what you threaten me with.”
It’s all he can do not to roll his eyes, even though he can see where her mistaken assumptions come from. “It appears we have a miscommunication on our hands. Miss Andrews, if you are looking for censure from me, you will not find it. My permission for anything regarding my sister you do not need, nor would I be so crass as to insinuate you did. However, if you desire support in your relationship with her… you have it from me.”
She gapes at him. “But- but the trial…?”
“I did what was necessary to ensure the truth of the matter was found – do not mistake necessity for pleasure. In any event, you have since shown yourself to be a woman of great strength; even if I had had quarrel with you back then, I would not now.”
This earns him another frown. “I’m not going to make a scene, because I don’t want to ruin the reception, but I don’t like being mocked.”
“Then it’s a very good thing I am in earnest,” Miles replies calmly, “And, as personal growth requires a great deal of strength, I can only assume you possess it.”
Her eyebrows rise high enough that they nearly vanish beneath her bangs. “Who told you that?”
He twirls her again, then, as she returns to a range apt for private conversation, admits, “My therapist.” Her jaw does not drop, but it noticeably loosens, and he shrugs. “We all have our weaknesses, Miss Andrews.”
She furrows her brow at him for a moment, then something in her expression shifts and she lets out a startled laugh. “You’re not very good with people, are you?”
“Nyerk! Ah, that is,” he colours as she laughs again, “No. Outside of a court setting, I am not.”
Her demeanor changes completely, tension dripping from her frame like snow during the spring melt. “Then if you’re not trying to chase me off, why are we dancing? And to a second song at that!”
“I told you,” he replies, cross and also embarrassed that he hadn’t noticed the music change, “You are someone my sister holds quite dear, and if what I’ve seen of your interactions with her today are accurate, you hold no small fondness for Franziska as well. This being the case, I thought it prudent to ensure our past interactions didn’t lead to an animosity between us that she might find distressing.”
She once again laughs, though this time she removes her hand from his shoulder briefly to try and hide it at least. “This isn’t how I thought our next meeting would go at all.”
“I can imagine.”
“No,” the look Miss Andrews gives him is odd, almost… kind, “You can’t. I can still be a very… unpleasant person, Mr. Edgeworth. But you’re not how I thought you’d be, and I’m glad.”
“How am I then?” he asks, bemused.
“Much like Franziska describes you, actually.”
“What a remarkably unpleasant thing to say.”
Miss Andrews laughs again, gently pushing his shoulder, like he’s told a good joke. They finish the song in comfortable small talk, after which he returns her to their table.
Miles isn’t allowed to linger, however, as the moment Miss Andrews has released his arm, Franziska grabs it and drags him off to a corner of the room. “{Miles Edgeworth,}” she snaps, using Bavarian rather than standard German, likely in the event that a certain young magician decides to test her own German comprehension skills with a spot of eavesdropping, “{What in the world was that?!}”
“{What was what, my sister?}”
“{Just now, with Adrian Andrews!}” She’s flushed, hands twisting a whip she did not bring with her today, “{You were dancing with her – making her laugh! What is your goal!?}”
He almost laughs at both her expression and how neatly she’s just walked herself into the trap he had thought he would have to carefully lay for her, only years of practice keeping his amusement from his face. “{You speak highly of Miss Andrews,}” he instead replies, projecting just a touch of smug self-satisfaction, “{And I will be thirty this coming year; high time I started to consider my own legacy. Perhaps our meeting was a touch unorthodox, but I believe we would be a good match.}”
For a moment, Franziska merely stares at him, jaw slightly slack. Then her cheeks flush nearly scarlet and, had her whip been at hand, the amount of damage she would have done the floor before him, and the amount she would have had to pay in repair costs for it, would both have been exorbitant. “{Miles Edgeworth you- you will not!}” she whisper-shrieks, ever mindful of her surroundings even in a fit of passionate rage such as this, “{You will not, I forbid it, I absolutely forbid it, you-! You-! You do not even like women that way!!!}”
“{I don’t,}” he calmly agrees, with an expression of authentic smugness this time, “{But what does it say about your own feelings towards Miss Andrews that that wasn’t your first response?}”
Franziska’s jaw drops in a rare moment of utter speechlessness.
Miles grins at her and decides to be an utter little brother about it. “[Lord, throws some brains from the heavens-]”
This snaps her out of it. “{Don’t you dare finish-!}”
“[-or stones, as long as he hits the mark.]”
“ARGH!!!” Franziska thumps him on the chest a few times with her fists, blows not meant to injure so much as underscore her frustration and displeasure with him, before finally letting her head fall against his chest and stay there. “{You are a terrible, cruel little brother. A complete snot spoon.}”
“{Perhaps,}” he puts a hand on her shoulder, “{However Miss Andrews is a fairly decent dancer… and I believe she would say yes if you asked her.}”
“{She wouldn’t.}”
“{She would.}”
“Hmph.” But she stands up straight again and carefully smooths her hair and dress. “{…what makes you think she would?}”
“{I’m afraid I must confess to a lack of any hard evidence,}” he admits, “{You know I am no more experienced in matters such as this than you. However, having seen the two of you interact today… let us call it a feeling. A hunch, if you will.}”
She snorts derisively. “{You have been spending too much time with Phoenix Wright, if you must resort to such feeble method.}”
“{Perhaps. But that does not make me wrong.}”
“Hmph.” She refrains from commenting further, turning on her heel to stalk back to their table. Miles follows more slowly, hands in his pockets, but still arrives in time to hear his sister announce, “Adrian Andrews, I am a much better dancer than my foolish little brother, and I will prove it to you!”
Miss Andrews’s eyes widen a touch, her eyebrows rising. “Are you… asking me to dance?”
Her face is bright red, her posture rigid, and her chin thrust out, almost defiant. “I am!”
A faint colour appears in Miss Andrews’s cheeks, followed by a smile on her lips. “Then I would love to.”
It takes a moment for Franziska to resister the consent, but once she does, she quickly offers the other woman a hand up, then escorts her onto the floor, as though to an event at least a dozen times fancier than the current one is.
Notes:
“Herr, wirf Hirn von Himmel, oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft” – the German phrasing of the idiom Miles said to Franziska (hopefully I got this right, please gently tell me if I need to correct something), and it’s used when someone is saying or doing something stupid. Basically he’s mocking her for being oblivious about her feelings for Adrian, because there ain’t no hypocrisy like sibling hypocrisy. ;)
Franziska’s phrase in German, ‘snot spoon’ or ‘Rotzlöffel,’ is an idiom for ‘brat.’ Because I really like the idea that, once you get her going in German or Bavarian, her insults get wildly more creative and colourful. If I’ve used this incorrectly, again, please let me know (preferably with a more appropriate substitute phrase) and I’ll fix it!
Chapter 118
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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“Okay, you were right.”
Miles blinks as he turns from observing Franziska and Miss Andrews’s first few steps on the dance floor. “I thought you were Wright?”
Phoenix glowers at him. “You are both correct and terrible.”
“Thank-you, what am I correct about?”
The man stares at him for a moment, then laughs and rubs the back of his neck. “Oh yeah, guess it wouldn’t have stood out as much to you, huh?”
“Back when we were living with you,” Trucy chips in, chin in hands and elbows on the table as she watches them, “When you’d do your dance practice with a broom handle on your arms – Daddy teased you about it and you said it looked better with a proper partner. And you were right – you and Miss Andrews looked really good out there just now!”
“Like a prince and a princess at a ball,” Pearl sighs, hands to her cheeks, “It was so very romantic!”
“Eh, I don’t know,” Maya cuts in before Phoenix can get a word in edgewise, “Miss von Karma and Miss Andrews are looking way more romance novel out there right now – lookit them, they’re blushing, it’s cute!”
Pearl considers the scene her cousin is pointing at with the gravest, most considering of expressions. “I suppose. But Mr. Edgeworth is much more princely than Miss von Karma or Miss Andrews.”
“Oh Pearlie,” Maya laughs and gently pinches her cheek, “You really like your princes, don’t you?”
Pearl frowns, puzzled, “Of course, why wouldn’t I?”
“I dunno, princesses can be pretty nice, too. I’ve got two hands, that’s enough for a prince and a princess.”
The younger medium’s frown deepens in serious consideration of her cousin’s suggestion before she firmly shakes her head. “I like princes; I’d rather be the princess.”
“Well in that case,” Phoenix stands and offers a hand to Pearls, “I know that I’m no Edgeworth, but could I have this dance anyway?”
She beams pinkly, accepting this hand. “I’ve never been asked to dance before!”
“Then it’s about time you were!” he rests her hand on his elbow once she’s standing, then gallantly leads her to the dance floor.
Trucy very politely waits until they’re out of earshot before commenting on her father’s complete lack of dancing ability, then takes full advantage of having Maya and Miles all to herself for the moment to probe them for Steel Samurai trivia and ask less-subtle-than-she-thinks questions regarding her plans for the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto. They’re in a mildly heated three-way debate over the potential of how a new type of Lurker might work when they’re joined at the table by Sebastian and Kay. The pair’s table is halfway across the room from Miles’s, and he’s been meaning to go say hello, but, between his own group and his conversations with Miss Andrews and his sister, he hasn’t had the opportunity until just now.
Maya grins, a devious gleam in her eyes as greetings and introductions are exchanged. “So you’re Edgeworth’s son! I’ve heard so much about you from him, it’s great to finally meet you.”
…Miles would like to deny this type connection between himself and Sebastian as he usually does, but his brain has decided to abandon words in favour of endless screaming, and that’s not a socially acceptable vocalization for this venue. Kay is no help whatsoever, as her response to having a delicate subject that could be hurtful to her close friend is to lean on Sebastian’s shoulder while almost sobbing with laughter. For his own part, the young prosecutor has been reduced to a flushed, miserable mess that’s tangling his words worse that he has in years, the shine of tears in his eyes as he tries to explain that he and Miles are simply student and mentor.
Fortunately, there’s one more member of the conversation, and if there’s one thing Trucy can be relied on to do, it’s keep her head in a crisis. Indeed, even now she turns to Sebastian with a smile and-
“That means you can be my big brother!”
‘…this betrayal shall not be forgotten’ rings forlornly through Miles’s abruptly still and silent mind in Wright’s voice…
“I-! That is-! I should say-!” Sebastian splutters in a panic even greater than the previous one, “It would be roast-!”
“…are you saying you won’t be my older brother?” Trucy’s eyes go impossibly wide and watery, and the boy collapses like a broken accordion.
“Recourse I’ll be your big brother if that’s what you want Miss- er, Trucy!” he declares, “I would be honoured, perhaps not the most adept, but-!”
Because he knows her very well, Miles spots the brief flicker of surprise that slips through her previous teasing, banished in an instant with genuine excitement as she flings herself from her chair to give her newly-declared brother an enormous hug.
“Well,” the young man coughs, but returns her embrace with a genuine if rather embarrassed smile, “I suppose that settles that. Um, would it be proper big brotherly behaviour to offer my little sister a dance?”
“Absolutely!” Trucy cheers, and Sebastian allows himself to be dragged off.
“So that happened,” Kay flops into Trucy’s vacated chair with a grin, “Any thoughts on this, Mr. Edgeworth?”
“Yes,” his voice finally reemerges in low, clipped tones, “Primarily that if either of you ever joke about me being Prosecutor DeBeste’s father while he is present again, I assure you, it will be the last informal conversation we ever have.”
Both young women look stricken. “But-” Maya attempts to argue, but he cuts her off as brutally as if they were in court.
“Miss Fey, his mother is dead, by all signs at the order of his father, who is now on death row and who also attempted to mold Prosecutor DeBeste into a foolish marionette of a lawyer for his own purposes, and I will not have my student tormented by his losses or past traumas. Miss Faraday, you have lodgings in his house, you know the ways he still suffers from his past and you claim to be his friend; I expected better of you. You have both had your fun, but it ends now, before you do him any actual harm. Am I understood?”
“Yes sir,” Kay half-whispers, and Maya nods, looking a touch green.
“Good.” Miles sits back in his seat again, cold rage gripping him a few moments longer. However even he cannot hold it when confronted by the expressions he has put on the faces of two people he does in truth consider dear friends, in spite of their antics and differences. Thus, with a sigh, he relents. “I apologize, that was overly harsh of me – you’re both grown women, you don’t deserve to be scolded like children, and I apologize for that.”
“…thanks, Mr. Edgeworth.” Kay gives him a weak smile, running a hand over her face, “Geez, I forgot how scary you can be.”
“I felt my soul leave my body in pure shame,” Maya says matter-of-factly, “And trust me, I’m a medium, so I know what that feels like.”
Miles notices his right hand drifting towards his left arm and sets it firmly back in his lap. “Again, I apologize. That was ill done of me.”
“Meeeeeehhhhh~” Maya regains her usual demeanor with the swiftness of one who has been formally and incorrectly accused of murder on more than one occasion and thus for whom the rest of life’s traumas often fail to measure up, though her face is still a touch pale, “You’ve done worse and I know you’re working at doing better, so I’ll let you slide on this one. Though if it happens again, it’s coming out of your salary from your position of power in Kurain.”
“I shall keep that in mind,” Miles confirms, managing a tiny quirk of a smile in return.
“And hey, positive outcomes,” Kay chirps, “Trucy now has her very own big brother!”
“Who has a brother?”
Miles starts and turns to see Phoenix rejoining the table, though Pearls isn’t with him (a quick survey of the room reveals her to be standing on Larry’s shoes and laughing as he carefully dances the two of them around the dance floor).
“Trucy does,” Maya replies with one of her cheekier expressions, “Congratulations, Nick, you’re a dad! Again!”
The man drops numbly into his chair. “I’m thirty, I’m too young to be the dad of a nineteen-year-old prosecutor.”
“He’s twenty-one,” Miles corrects without thought.
“Oh god.”
“Technically you’re too young to be Trucy’s dad, too, so I don’t see why that’s an issue,” Kay happily adds fuel to the fire.
“Nah, he would have been, what, seventeen when she was born?” Maya blithely adds her own metaphorical firewood, “That’s old enough to get someone pregnant by mistake.”
“Hold it!” Phoenix sits up ramrod straight and thrusts a finger at Maya, “I am, and always have been, extremely careful about that sort of thing with my partners, and I have been the cause of absolutely zero pregnancies as a result!”
A speculative silence descends upon the table as the numerous revelations about their friend this statement has imparted are contemplated.
“So… Larry wasn’t lying that one time about your virginity?” Maya finally asks, somewhat dazed, and not at all in aid of Miles’s desperate efforts not to let his mind run wild in all the interesting new directions it’s just been offered.
This is enough to make Phoenix realize what he’s just said about his sex life, however, whereupon he turns impressively scarlet and hides his face in his hands. “Edgeworth, I’m stealing your thing, I choose death, when and why did you even talk to him about that?!”
“One of the times I brought Pearl down so she could do visiting hours with Iris, Larry bought us lunch afterwards and we were chatting while she played an arcade game, it’s not important. What is important is that if he wasn’t lying about that, what else was he not lying about?! Where will the truths end, Nick?!?”
Phoenix still hasn’t managed to reassemble his words by the time a polite cough comes from Miles’s left.
Notes:
And in this chapter Maya and Kay learn the dangers of poking a protective papa bear who does not know he’s a papa. ;)
More seriously, Miles and Sebastian have been telling everyone who makes jokes about them being father and son “It’s not like that, please stop” for years now. Sometimes confrontations of both people on a subject like this leads to it being cleared up… more often it ends badly for those who did the confronting. Miles and Sebastian both have trauma around father and male mentor figures, and that does actively get in the way of them being clear with each other, but it’s also not something that’s particularly easy to overcome.
Edit: Since a few people have mentioned Pearl's section of this chapter, and since it's been forever since this was mentioned in the story, a reminder that same-sex marriage is both practiced and accepted in Kurain. Also that, in this story at least, one of the reasons Pearl latched onto the Phoenix&Maya ship so hard is that she grew up surrounded by broken families and knows that Maya is interested in a 'special someone' someday, and Nick and Maya's relationship is the first really healthy male-female relationship she's ever seen. Her drive for them being together isn't 'compulsory heterosexuality,' it's 'ensure my older cousin, who I think the entire world of, is with a person who loves her and will be there for her no matter what.' She still has a lot to learn, naturally, but that's the place she's coming from.
Meanwhile, over on tumblr, @clown-cultist has memed Miles!
Chapter 119
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Phoenix still hasn’t managed to reassemble his words by the time a polite cough comes from Miles’s left.
Turning, Miles finds the best man with his lime green tie standing there, a genial expression on his face. “ ‘scuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re quite the dancer, and I was wondering if you’d care to cut the rug a spell?”
Well this is… unexpected. “I’m sorry, have we met?”
The man makes as if to doff his hat, recalls he isn’t wearing one, and manages to turn it into a cheeky salute instead. “Name’s Sleuth – Prosper Sleuth. Yeah, I get that a lot,” he adds with a small laugh at Miles’s raised eyebrows, “‘s how me ‘n’ Rick made friends in the first place. Couple a’ fellas in the same year at police academy named Gumshoe and Sleuth, and both in the detective track? Friends or enemies ‘re the only options.”
“I see.” Detective Sleuth has an easy confidence to his manner and a cadence to his words that put Miles in mind of New York for reasons he can’t quite put his finger on. Miles finds himself a touch charmed, even as he raises a skeptical eyebrow and shifts his stance to lean gently against the back of his chair, arms folded. “I take it you either dropped out of the program or work in another city? I don’t recall ever seeing you around the police station, and I’ve known Dick Gumshoe for close to a decade now.”
The taller man laughs, like Miles has shared a joke rather than toed the line of good manners. “Nah, I finished the program, but police work just paid too much, so I ended up in the private sector, where a man can be half-broke in peace.”
“So you have an office?”
“Got my own firm with a couple other bozos who keep me on my toes, a bit like Mr. Wright there. Yeah, I know you,” he confirms at Phoenix’s startled noise, “Dang shame what happened with that huckster, too – no offense to Miss Wright intended – you and Mr. Edgeworth here did a lot of good.”
“You know who I am beyond my name, then.” Phoenix keeps his tone neutral, though he folds his arms, apparently uncomfortable with his past being the subject of conversation in spite of the other man’s sympathetic tone.
Detective Sleuth raises an eyebrow at him. “Every person connected t’ the law in this town worth their salt knows you ‘n’ Mr. Edgeworth here, and me I pay attention when Rick comes over to shoot the breeze.”
“Be that as it may,” Miles cuts in, subtly moving himself to stand more firmly between the detective and Phoenix, “I find myself curious as to why you approached our table when you seem perfectly aware of who we all are.”
“Told you already, sir,” Detective Sleuth obligingly backs up a step, “I just found out you’re a fella who knows how t’ kick up his heels if the way you were dancin’ with that lady earlier’s any indication, and my fella couldn’t make it – been running his own bakery for over a decade, but he still can’t get time off.” He chuckles, shaking his head with a fond expression before looking back to Miles, “I’m guessing you don’t swing, but I can do a mean quickstep if the occasion calls. Whaddaya say, wanna show these folks how it’s done?”
Miles considers the invitation for a moment. He’s not overly fond of private investigators, but he also doubts Gumshoe would have asked someone genuinely unsavory to be his best man. Though, speaking of the scruffy detective, “Are you sure it’s appropriate to show up your friend at his own wedding?”
“Mr. Edgeworth, I’ve been showing up Rick at every dance we’ve ever been to together since our first year at the Academy – trust me, he knew the risks of inviting me.”
“Perhaps,” he raises an eyebrow, “However, I’m afraid we’ll have to take your word on it.”
“Hey?”
Miles gestures at the dance floor. “The music’s all wrong for a quickstep – even if we were able to keep the time, we’d look utterly ridiculous.”
“So… you’re sayin’ if I can get a proper tune going, you’ll give it a shot?”
“I wasn’t saying that at all, but very well.”
“Guess I’d better get to it, then!” and with a wink and a parting salute, he heads off around the edge of the floor towards the DJ.
“Twenty bucks says he makes an idiot of himself,” Maya promptly announces.
“Twenty says he pulls it off and Mr. Edgeworth has to follow up on his terms,” Kay shoots back with equal speed, then shakes on it when Maya offers her hand.
“Well that happened,” Phoenix comments from where he’s still seated at the table, giving Miles an inscrutable look, then purposefully breaking eye contact, “And hey, if he can’t do it, you could always dance with me.”
“Absolutely not,” Miles says with the finality of gavel to bench in final ruling and over a dozen memories of the man tripping over his own feet in his mind. His shoes don’t need the scuffs Wright is sure to leave on them, and his feet certainly don’t need the bruises.
Before the man can respond, the current song ends to a brief silence instead of a smooth transition to a new one, and Detective Sleuth appears at Miles’s elbow again with an offered hand and a playful grin just in time for the quick, jazzy sound of strings and brass to start up in perfect quickstep time. “You prefer to lead or follow?”
Miles accepts the hand, mildly impressed in spite of himself. “I believe you’ve already taken the lead on this one, detective. Shall we?”
“Sure thing!”
To his credit, Sleuth lives up to his claim of being able to dance, far faster and lighter on his feet than Miles had expected of a man with a build so similar to Gumshoe’s, and they fall into the slow slow quick-quick slow tempo of the dance smoothly. He leads well, too (well, according to Miles’s limited experience he does), accounting for their lack of experience as dance partners with the occasional quiet mention of what step he’s thinking of doing next. “Try a chaise?” And, when they complete the swift segment successfully enough, and after another round of the normal slow slow quick-quick slow steps, a daring grin and, “Want to risk a scatter chaise?”
Miles’s nod sees the two of them whirling at speed around the dance floor, Sleuth ensuring they don’t crash into any of the other couples dancing around them. Their form is imperfect – for two strangers who aren’t professional dancers there’s no way it can be anything else – wilder and less deliberate than the times Miles has done this dance at more formal events… yet he finds himself smiling more broadly than is his usual wont. Practicing alone or using his training at highly formal society events, it can be easy to forget the fact that dancing is meant to be an enjoyable experience, but by the time the song ends, he’s been swept up in the fun of it enough that he allows himself to be spun out and back when Sleuth suggests it, even if it’s a move that has no place in this dance.
There’s another moment of silence when the song ends, Miles and the detective coming to an abrupt stop, and a burst of applause comes from the room around them. Sleuth laughs, cheeks pinkened by the exercise and the colour enhanced by the fact that he’s light blonde, and he offers a hand as they move apart, which Miles shakes.
“Thanks, that was a real swell time! Though, dunno about you, but my ankles aren’t appreciatin’ all that rising and falling – Sly always tells me I should warm up first, should prob’ly start listening to him more on that.”
“Probably. But I’m afraid it’s just you in that situation,” Miles replies as they walk back to his table, “I climb rather a lot of stairs on a daily basis, so my legs and ankles are quiet strong.”
Sleuth opens his mouth, presumably to ask a question, then closes it again with a considering look before nodding. “That makes sense.”
He says it in a tone that implies he’s figured out Miles’s phobia from an impressively small amount of data, and gets a sharp look for it.
“Hey now, no need for that,” the detective holds up his hands in a calming motion, “Like I said, me ‘n’ Rick go way back and we talk about all sorts of stuff, includin’ our work. And, even if we didn’t, you were still a monikered prosecutor in these parts for years, and my job depends on me bein’ at least a decent problem-solver and keeping an ear to the ground.”
“I suppose that’s a reasonable-”
“So,” Maya cuts him off as they reach the table, “When were you going to tell me you could do that?!”
Miles frowns. “Proper ballroom dance was part of my education growing up and is still a key element of most high society gatherings in Europe – I’m sure I’ve mentioned it before. And, as has been previously established, Wright and Trucy have been aware of my ability to dance for some time now.”
“Nuh-uh,” the young magician, who must have returned to the table while he was on the floor, shakes her head in vehement denial, “That wasn’t anything like when you were practicing with a broom or waltzing with Miss Andrews! That was- wow!”
“If you insist,” Miles decides not to argue the point.
“Thanks again for the fun,” Sleuth hops into the conversation again before it leaves him too far behind, “I think they’re cutting the cake soon, so I hafta get back to the main table, but give me another holler if you want another spin on the floor before the evening’s over – your turn to lead this time.”
“I might take you up on that,” Miles agrees, and the detective tips an imaginary hat to him with a grin, gives the rest of the table a final nod, then saunters off.
Notes:
For anyone wondering what a quickstep looks like, here’s a good video of it and here’s one on the basics of the quickstep. Those, keep in mind that these two are world champions, whereas Sleuth and Miles are more like highly experienced amateurs, so they’re not going quite as fast or looking as perfect, there were absolutely a few mistakes.
Sorry for everyone who was hoping for a cute narumitsu dance scene – much as I love seeing art of them dancing, I’m too fond of Phoenix being a bit of a klutz to let him be a good dancer. I do have some cute stuff planned for you before this arc is over, however, so hopefully that will make up for it!
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“I might take you up on that,” Miles agrees, and the detective tips an imaginary hat to him with a grin, gives the rest of the table a final nod, then saunters off.
“…I don’t like him,” Phoenix announces, unprompted, and Maya calmly leans over and smacks him on the back of the head. “Ow.”
“Hey, no hitting!” Trucy scowls at the spirit medium, “We express our displeasure with our words, not our hands.”
Maya raises said hands in surrender and her eyebrows in surprise. “Sorry, I forgot – old bad habits die hard.”
“What about old good habits?” Pearl interjects.
“Those die faster than a bug on a zapper.”
“Anyway,” Trucy reasserts control over the conversation, “I’m not the one you need to apologize to.” And she jerks her chin at her father, a finger tapping authoritatively against her folded arms.
“…it’s almost spooky how good you mimic body language,” Maya mutters to herself before turning to her old friend, “And I apologize, Nick – next time I’ll just tell you when you’re being a big dummy.”
“I’m not a dummy!”
“Oh hon.”
Seeing as they aren’t discussing anything that involves him, Miles turns his attention to Miss Andrews and Franziska, who have returned to their seats (and moved said seats a little closer to one another with relatively decent subtleness), and inquires after Miss Andrews’s continued career at Lordly Tailor’s, a discussion that continues until the cake is bought out.
It’s a very small one – a single tier – but nicely decorated with frosting roses the colour of Maggey’s wedding gown on a silvery background. He recalls Gumshoe having mentioned at one point that a friend of one of his friends runs a bakery, and had gotten him a good deal for the wedding. Thus, the small cake for the wedding party, and cupcakes in a few flavours for the guests. Cleverly, they’d been able to choose their desired flavour on the RSVP to the wedding – vanilla, marbled, and a very dark chocolate. Bride and groom proudly cut the first slice of cake, Gumshoe’s hands nearly covering Maggey’s on the knife, then feed a bite to each other.
The detective nearly fumbles his fork, the bit of cake and frosting almost dropping on Maggey and, more worrisomely, her pale dress, but he recovers at the last moment. And, honestly, with how this day’s been going, it’s beginning to seem like Maggey’s either actually kicked her horrific luck for good or at least negotiated a day off from it. The only potential issues of note that have happened as far as Miles can tell are his own dance with the best man and Pearl learning as the cupcakes are being dispersed that the chocolate ones are meant to be bitter, not sweet, and being upset about requesting a flavour she won’t enjoy. And the latter situation is actually solved by Larry of all people, via a quick conversation and a seating swap, meaning the artist now has Pearls’s chair between Maya and Trucy, and the young spirit medium is sitting at the main table, wide-eyed and on her best behaviour, in spite of her excited fidgeting.
“You’re sure you’re not jealous, glowworm?” Phoenix asks for a second time, glancing from Pearls to Trucy as the cupcakes are distributed, “I’m sure-”
“It’s fine, Daddy,” she assures him, “I’m going to get to go to lots of weddings when I’m older and people want me to perform at them! And besides, Mr. Edgeworth and Tante Franziska aren’t here very often, so it’s only logical that I spend time with them while they are!”
Franziska gains a gentle brush of pink in her cheeks at this, and Miss Andrews politely hides a small smile with her fingers.
And, as it turns out, the cupcakes are surprisingly good, or at least the dark chocolate ones are – rich and seasoned with something he’s unfamiliar with – and his second (and final) glass of wine for the event is pairing better with desert than it had with the main course. Larry wrinkles his nose after his first taste of his own, claiming it to be ‘too chocolatey,’ and sets it aside after only one bite. As the rest of the table had chosen the marbled option, this sparks a genial debate in regards to whether Miles or Larry are correct in their assessment, made especially ridiculous in that only he and Larry have tried the-
“NO ONE EAT THE CHOCOLATE ONES!!!”
-the door to the reception crashes against the wall, and as one the room turns to see who the intruder is. The first impressions said being gives as they look around the room is that someone has taken pure, unfiltered rage, stuffed it into a black chef’s coat and apron, and taught it an impressive number of what sound like Spanish swear words. A second look reveals that the person in question is, in fact, a short, wiry man of indeterminate race with slicked-back hair, an eye patch, and a prosthetic right arm that looks like it was made by the same company that created Diego Armando’s visor. The impression that this is the angriest being in the world, however, is still strongly prevalent, making it more impressive than it might otherwise have been that Detective Sleuth instantly goes over and starts trying to calm him down.
“Hey now, Sly, what’s this all-?”
“JUST NO ONE EAT THE DAMN CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES, THEY’VE GOT MARIJUANA IN THEM!!!”
Miles misses the next part of the conversation as his eyes drop to the plate before him, empty save for his fork, and the third-full glass of wine next to it. Carefully, blood draining from his face as colour leeches from his vision, he pushes the wine glass away with a finger, then buries his face in his hands.
“Sly, please tell me that Duke isn’t sitting in a jail cell.”
“He deserves to! Do you have any idea who those cupcakes were for?!?”
“Sly, please-”
“Abuela Zapatos and fourteen of her friends, Sleuth, fourteen of them! They’re all Abuelas, Diamandis didn’t even try to reason with them, he just gave them a full refund! Drew Diamandis did this of his own free will-!!!”
Miles has never been tempted by drugs of any sort – he generally avoids even light tipsiness. The loss of control it brings is uncomfortable to him, never mind the things he’s heard about people getting up to on ‘good’ trips. And if it’s a bad trip… with the demons he still does routine mental battle with…
“…I’m going to pick you up, Sly.”
“AND I’M GOING TO LEAVE THAT PIPSQUEAK IN JAIL UNTIL HE ROTS, YOU CHARISMATIC BASTARD, YOU SEE IF I DON’T!!!”
A hand on Miles’s shoulder startles him out of his thoughts and into looking up into a compassionate pair of heterochromatic eyes. “Hey, hey, Edgeworth, look at me? This is gonna be okay, I promise – we’ll go back to my place, Franziska’s already offered to take care of Trucy for the night, and you know I’ve got experience with this kind of thing, so I’ll make sure you’re okay. Okay?”
“I- I wouldn’t wish to trouble-”
“It’s fine, it’s fine,” Phoenix soothes, “Larry’s coming, too, he’s letting Maya and Pearl crash at his place, we’ll make a guys’ night of it – pop in a Jeeves and Wooster like we were talking about earlier, keep you hydrated, get some extra food in you, it’ll be fine.”
“I can make us shakes!” Larry chirps helpfully.
“You will not be making us shakes,” Phoenix states, “I’m letting you come over, you get to repay me by not exposing my blender to your franken-nutrients.”
“Ouch! Why ya gotta be so mean, Nick? And they’re not franken-nutrients, I can list everything that goes into my shakes and what they are! And they taste good! So there!”
Over by the doorway, ‘Sly’ has calmed down enough to drape sulkily against Detective Sleuth’s chest. “Yeah, whatever. ‘Te amo te amo’ to you too, mushy sap, we’re in public, stop.”
“Want me to let go now?”
“…no.”
The detective grins, making eye contact with Gumshoe and Maggey over the baker’s head and gesturing with a jerk of the chin that it’s safe to come over and start sorting things out.
“Really, it’s gonna be okay, Edgeworth,” Phoenix pulls Miles’s attention back to the table again, a comforting hand on his shoulder, “I can guess why you’re sc- uncomfortable with this, but I promise, it should be fine. It’s getting late, anyway, so you should be able to sleep off a good chunk of it.”
“…why is Larry coming?” Miles inquires, finally finding his voice again.
“Because Larry doesn’t sleep.”
“Hey! I sleep! Just not much,” the artist allows at Phoenix’s skeptical look, “And I only had a little bit of my cupcake, so I probably won’t be any worse than when I’ve been awake for twenty-four hours or had a couple beers, and I know how to handle that.”
“Anyway, the point is, this way there’ll always be someone awake and able to keep an eye on you,” Phoenix cuts back in, “And we’ll make sure you don’t do or say anything you regret once it wears off.”
“And we won’t record you acting goofy or anything either,” Larry chirps back in, “I can even give my phone to Trucy-Lucy for the night if you want.”
“…do you have any idea how long this is likely to last?”
“Not for sure,” Phoenix admits, “You ate it, so that means the effects will be slower to show up, but they’ll last way longer once they do. If I had to guess, I’d say you’ll probably have come down again by… tomorrow mid-morning at the latest? But it’ll help if you’re somewhere you feel safe while it’s happening. …my apartment should work for that, right?”
Miles hesitates a moment, looks to where Gumshoe, Maggey, and a selection of guests who are also in law enforcement are talking with Sly, Detective Sleuth, and a tall, sleek man in a chef’s jacket with the same purple logo on it as adorns the angry baker’s – he must have arrived unnoticed while the other man took up everyone’s attention. Turning back to his table, the two men he’s been talking to, the two men who are, in truth, his oldest friends, look back at him.
“C’mon, Edgy, you help us all the time – fair’s fair!”
“I know how he helps me; how does he help you?”
“Edgy’s why I’m in therapy! No, wait, in a good way, don’t give me that look – Edgy, tell Nick to stop being mean to me-!”
The drug in his system hasn’t had time to take effect yet, so the snort of fond amusement is all his own, as is the small amount of colour returning to his vision. “Very well, Wright, Larry. Seeing that things are as they are, I’ll take you both up on your offers and place myself in your care for the night. And I must confess to a certain level of curiosity in regards to this Wodehouse adaptation you keep mentioning…”
Notes:
Shout-out to savegalkissy on tumblr for coming up with Abuela Zapatos’s name for me, thanks again for that! <3 Also I know what a punch ‘te amo’ packs in Spanish (at least, as far as I know), this was very much used on purpose (providing that my sources were accurate).
Chapter 121
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
In the silver lining of this storm cloud, none of the minors in attendance had ingested any of the unintentionally magical cupcakes. The closest call, in fact, had been Pearl herself, and she had been safely tucked away at the head table with her slice of perfectly normal chocolate wedding cake well before the revelation. The police are involved, because of course they have to be with a mix-up like this. Sly – Sylvester Shovels, as his full name was revealed to be – had gotten a somewhat lucky break in that his employee who made the mix-up, Duke Mallets, has a… reputation with the Los Tokyo law enforcement, such that the accidental nature of the incident was automatically, if wearily, accepted, and his bakery and license to sell aren’t at risk.
In an effort to get those in Miles’s predicament home as soon as possible, the reception was cut short – a few people with impressively poor taste had muttered that ‘at least the bride’s bad luck had had the courtesy to wait until all the more important bits were over with.’ This also entailed Maya eagerly joining the other women interested in the bouquet toss, though Franziska and Miss Andrews had shared a look and remained seated (their hands closest to one another were not on the table, and the angle of the arms attached to said hands had been wrong for anything other than covert hand holding (it was mostly their own doing, but Miles will still absolutely credit himself with having made a very timely nudge in regards to getting the ball rolling)).
The force of Maggey’s flung bouquet had caused it to hit the ceiling at an odd angle, resulting in it bouncing off of Detective Sleuth’s head and smacking Mr. Shovels in the face before dropping into his stunned-silent arms. The minute what’s happened had registered, the baker had made a disgusted face and flung it with a force on par with Maggey’s back into the group of hopefuls who’d actually wanted to catch it, to the delight of one bridesmaid in particular.
A taxi had been summoned to return those going to Wright’s apartment and, on the insistence of both his friends, Miles is now seated on the sofa in a pair of borrowed sweatpants, a t-shirt, and that grey hoodie of Phoenix’s, the one with the blue stripes on the sleeves. To his right Phoenix sits in similar attire, with Larry on the man’s other side, tie undone and jacket off, but otherwise still in his suit from the wedding.
“You really should change out of that,” Miles points out, “It’s going to get horribly wrinkled.”
“I know, Edgy, you’ve told me already.”
“Oh,” his brow furrows, “Have I?” It’s been several hours since the reception, and he feels rather muddled and uncoordinated – the drug’s effects have kicked in, and he has the strong suspicion that he’s extremely high. “My apologies.”
“It’s fine,” the artist waves him off with a grin, “Like I’ve said, if I don’t come home looking like this tomorrow then my neighbours’ll never let me hear the end of it.”
“And when they ask why you look as you do?”
“I tell ‘em I had a fun night with a couple hotties – which isn’t even really a lie!”
Phoenix snorts derisively from across the room – why isn’t he on the sofa anymore? Oh yes, dvd, he was about to get up and change the dvd when Miles asked Larry his question, and now he’s reclaiming his spot between them. “Try again, Larry, you’re too straight for that to work.”
“Excuse you, I have eyes,” Larry shoves Phoenix, bumping him into Miles and causing Miles to lose his balance and slump onto Phoenix when the man straightens again.
“Yeah, eyes for every pretty lady you see,” Phoenix notices Miles struggling to right himself (a harder task than usual) and props him back into a sitting position.
“I don’t hafta wanna do anything about it to tell if a guy’s attractive or not – plus, unlike some people, I actually have a degree in classical art,” Larry sniffs, “So I’m trained for this stuff.”
Sitting upright isn’t as comfortable as it was a moment ago, so Miles generously allows himself to slump back onto Phoenix’s shoulder, eyes refocusing on the television as the Jeeves and Wooster theme song heralds the selection screen. “Have they done the one with the cow creamer? I like that story, it’s clever.”
“Not yet – they’re almost an hour long each, and that one’s not until season two.”
“Oh.” Disappointing. “I don’t think I like being high. It’s… inconvenient.” And uncomfortable, being unable to remember what he’s said or done with his usual clarity, what if there’s a murder, how on earth would he be able to properly investigate and testify-?!
“Whoa, whoa, slow down there,” an arm slides around his shoulders as the overly-bright world around him starts greying, “It’s okay, it’s fine, if something happens I’ll take care of it, okay? You trust me to do that?”
“Of course I trust you, otherwise I wouldn’t be here,” Miles huffs and flops into Phoenix’s lap so he can lie down and sulk properly.
The man yelps in surprise. “Careful, I’ve got fragiles down there, you know!”
“Tish-tosh,” Miles folds his arms and sticks his nose in the air, “You’re indestructible – everyone knows it at this point, so there’s no point in pretending otherwise.” He pauses for a moment and considers his surroundings. “I’m in your lap.”
Phoenix snorts a laugh, “Yes, yes you are.”
Miles thinks this over as best he can, then firmly states, “I definitely don’t like being high, I wish to stop now.”
“Sorry, bud, that’s gonna be awhile,” and oh yes, Larry’s here, and the horrible fellow’s making him sit up again, “And, speaking of awhile, it’s been one since you had a drink.”
“I don’t want a drink.”
“Yes you do,” Larry replies, very firmly, “Hydration’s important when you’re high – that’s why they call it high-dration!”
…that is a very logical argument, so Miles allows himself to be pulled upright and handed a cup of what turns out to be tea. He takes a sip and scowls. “It’s cold.”
“You can have hot tea when you don’t melt all over Nick while I’m grabbing it from the kitchen anymore.”
“Philistine.” He drinks it anyway, as it’s sweet and Larry had put forth a very good reason for why he should.
“You sound fancier high than I do on my best days when I’m trying,” the artist complains.
“That is because I have a vocabulary and you do not.”
“Ouch! I don’t think I like high Edgy anymore!”
But he pushes a sandwich into Miles’s hands anyway once the tea is gone, and, finding that he actually is quite hungry, Miles eats it. Phoenix takes advantage of his distraction to turn on the next episode, and Miles’s attention immediately latches onto the antics of turn-of-the-20th-century upper-class fools. From there he keeps drifting, losing chunks of time but vastly entertained by the show for all that – hopefully it will still be as entertaining when he has his full mental capabilities again…
He blinks and he’s draped in Phoenix’s lap again, staring up at Larry as his two friends chat quietly in the light of the television screen, said light seeming to flicker on their faces as they move, shadows fluttering across their faces. The image melts into dreams and old, old memories from the playground, long ago… “Larry?”
“Hm?” the artist looks down at him.
“Larry, do you remember the butterflies?”
“Butterflies?” Phoenix also looks down, bemused.
“It was before you moved here,” Miles says imperiously, then frowns, “At least, I think it was. Before you arrived, not long after Larry started coming to school. He used to make butterflies.”
“What?” Phoenix laughs, though Larry’s face is unreadable.
“You remember that?”
“As of now, yes. I believe it is because I am high.”
Larry snorts. “Man, I haven’t thought about that in years, it was, what, the beginning of first grade?”
“How should I know?” Miles states, then pokes his friend in the leg and misses, resulting in a squawk as he gets him in the ribs instead. “And now you have thought about it, and so have I, and I want to see them again.”
“I dunno, Edgy… I haven’t done that since I was a kid.”
“Try.”
“I don’t know if I even can anymore.”
“Try.”
“But-”
“Larry,” Miles squirms, somehow managing not to elbow Phoenix in the stomach or anywhere else important as he rolls and pushes himself up to stare directly into the artist’s eyes and thus his soul, “Try.”
Larry flushes, but relents. “Fine, bossy, but don’t blame me if nothing happens! Nick, turn off the TV, I don’t wanna be distracted for this.”
“What are we doing exactly?” Phoenix asks, amused, even as he complies.
“We’re watching Larry make butterflies,” Miles informs him imperiously, “Weren’t you paying attention?”
“Yeah, but what does that even mea-?”
“Guys, seriously, I need quiet.”
For once the artist is obeyed, watched respectively with intenseness and curiosity as he closes his eyes and breathes for a minute, brow wrinkled, the stubble of past-midnight starting to show around his goatee in the light from the kitchen doorway as he reaches out with one hand, palm up, fingers out in gentle invitation-
-and, between one breath and the next, a butterfly alights on his fingertips, wings a delicate pink that glows to orange at their tips. “…oh,” he breathes out, eyes widening so far they start to leak at the corners as he stares at the luminous little being in his hand, “I- I didn’t… Last time I tried, I… hey there. I missed you guys.”
“…Larry,” Phoenix’s voice has taken on a strangled quality, a note of what might be fear somewhere within it, “Larry, what the hell.”
Larry seems only to half hear him, transfixed by the creature on his fingers. “Why’re you surprised, Nick, I’d have thought Maya would have told you about this sort of thing.”
“Maya? What- why?!”
“‘cause it’s a Kurain thing – sometimes you get a kid with spiritual power, but no channeling ability, and it- they can do this. We can do this.”
“…we…?”
“Yeah,” Larry glances at him, raises an eyebrow, “Come on, this really shouldn’t surprise you – you’ve met my mom.”
“No I haven’t?”
“Sure you have, back in 2019?”
“When?”
“At the Temple- wait, you didn’t figure it out?”
“Figure what out?!” Phoenix demands, asking a question Miles feels he should be able to discern the answer, too, but can’t at the moment, so he also looks expectantly over at Larry.
The artist finally pulls his gaze fully away from the butterfly and stares back at them for a moment. “Sister Bikini… she’s my mom. Dad changed our last name when we left, and, well… ‘Larry’ is actually just a nickname, ‘cause Kurainese boy names can sound girly to outsiders sometimes and he didn’t want me to get teased. My given name’s Larkspur. And when I was born, it was Larkspur Fey.”
Notes:
The ‘Miles is a Fey’ theory is fun… but the ‘Larry is a Fey’ concept was almost canon.
Surprise. :)
Larkspur - open-heart and ardent attachment, lightness, levity, fickleness
Oinisteph over on tumblr drew an absolutely lovely rendition of the butterfly and everyone's reactions to it, please take a look!
Chapter 122
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“What,” Phoenix says, then, in a more proper questioning/demanding tone, “What?”
“I did tell you at the time,” Larry uncomfortably rebukes.
“But- but the next day, you said-!”
“Nick,” Larry says, in the tones of one talking to someone rather slow, “I lied.”
Miles decides to ignore the look of crumbling world pillars on Phoenix’s face in favour of trying to touch the glowing butterfly. It refuses to move from Larry’s fingers to his, however, undisturbed by his uncoordinated batting. Fragments of conversation float around him, flowers and butterflies and false girlfriends in a tangled jumble of fluttering wings; the butterfly is really much more interesting.
At one point, Larry stops his talk with Nick and tells Miles to hold still (he’s ended up on his back again somehow, half draped over both of his friends), and then the artist holds out his hand and allows the butterfly to alight on the tip of Miles’s nose, shrinking the entire world down to the task of holding very, very still and a pair of orange-pink wings that he sees whether his eyes are open or shut, a soft and gentle glow…
OoOoOoOoO
He wakes up with the sun coming through the kitchen doorway to Phoenix’s living room, curled up on the sofa with a blanket and a dry mouth, along with a not unnoteworthy headache. The man whose apartment this is pokes his head in a moment later and grins with a hint of concern.
“Hey there, Edgeworth – you with us again?”
“Quite,” he confirms, rubbing his head.
“Let me guess – you’re never doing that again.”
“Never,” Miles agrees with exactly the right amount of fervence as he sits up.
“Nightmares?”
“Strangeness – Larry and butterflies, if you can believe it.”
“Someone call for me?” Larry pops his head around Phoenix’s.
He has three glowing butterflies in his hair.
Miles takes this in, then reacts as any person not high out of their mind would and shrieks.
“Heeeeeey~ quit it, you’ll scare ‘em,” Larry whines before a poke from Phoenix has him grumbling but shooing the luminous creatures away with a gentle, “Sorry, guys, you gotta go now.” They flit from his hair, vanishing from existence between one wing-flap and the next.
“What,” Miles clutches his chest, staring, “What were-?”
“No idea,” Larry says cheerfully, scooting around Phoenix to plop down next to Miles on the sofa, “We left Kurain when I was four, I didn’t even figure out I could do that ‘til I was five, so it’s not like I have any training or know anything about it. Dad always said they were girl stuff and I shouldn’t do it, anyway. Or- wait, no, that I shouldn’t do it ‘cause I’d get dragged into girl stuff?” he pauses, considering, “In retrospect, I think I might have gotten a few things mixed up, he didn’t like to talk about anything Kurainese, we didn’t even wear the same kind of clothes anymore after that, and it was all pretty confusing,.”
“So you’re… what, some sort of medium, like Maya?” Miles asked doing his best to maintain mental equilibrium in the face of this new flavour of Larry-induced chaos.
“Nah, I can’t channel – that’s a girls-only thing,” the artist replies, “And I don’t think you can do butterflies and channeling both even if you are a girl. Is that right? It sounds right. I’mma go with it’s right.”
“…I see.” Miles does not see, but he can’t think of anything else to say and, in any case, neither of his companions call him on it. “So this is why…?”
“Why I’ve been on a self-improvement kick for a few years now? Yeah.” Larry scratches the back of his neck awkwardly, then flops back against the sofa with a sigh. “You guys know how guys are treated in Kurain, how they’re thought of, and half the time that’s with classy, well-behaved guys like you, Edgy, not, well… me. I want- I’ve got one chance at this, you know? And it’s already not great ‘cause I didn’t tell my mom who I was last time. I mean, I was gonna, but then…”
“So much murder?” Phoenix suggests from the kitchen doorway, walking in and handing Miles a cup of lukewarm tea and a sleeve of salted crackers.
“So much murder,” Larry agrees, snagging one of Miles’s crackers when he sets the sleeve on the sofa between them, “And I ended up being… really me about it all, and then afterwards it felt like bad timing even for me, and,” he shrugs, pulls a leg to his chest and wraps his arms around it to prop himself up.
“That’s fair,” Phoenix nods, going to lean against the wall by the television, across from the sofa, “Though, I gotta ask… how come I haven’t heard about all this with your mom before? I’m usually one of the first people you ask for help with stuff.”
Larry gives him a Look. “With how your parents were when you tried to reach out again after getting Trucy? I only really started this in 2019, and I may be a dumbass, but I’m not mean. Not on purpose, at least, not like that. And that? That would have been mean.”
“Oh.” The man looks startled, memories Miles is not part of flashing behind his eyes, “Thanks.”
“No sweat,” Larry waves him off, then lets his forehead drop to his knee, “And hey, at least you didn’t react to your family fiasco by panicking and starting to flirt with your adoptive sister. I mean, not like we were raised together or anything, or like she even knows I’m her adoptive brother, so that’s… probably weirder, actually…”
“…Larry, what are you talking about?”
“You know, Sister Iris? Who Sister Bikini adopted? Meaning she’s technically my sister?”
Phoenix gapes at him.
“…yeah, not one of my better moments. Actually, probably one of my cringier ones. But it was all weird and confusing and, I dunno… she seemed so nice and-”
He’s interrupted by a peal of laughter from Phoenix, who has his head tilted back now, a hand over his eyes.
Larry sits up straight again to glare at him, “Hey, it’s not that-!”
“I used to date your sister,” Phoenix chokes out between hysterical giggles, “She- she’d swap places with Dahlia and- I accidentally used to date your sister, and when it was her she really was the most wonderful person in the world and I get it entirely…”
Their friend is on his feet in a flash and, between one moment and the next, the two men are clutching each other tightly, laughing at one another, and at the tears running down their own cheeks.
“She was always sweet,” Phoenix says when they finally break apart, knuckling at the tears still lingering in his eyes, “I think she’ll understand if you explain, her and your mom both.”
“You think?” Larry sniffles.
“We’ll be here for you either way, me ‘n’ Edgeworth both.”
“Speak for yourself, Wright, I’ll be in Germany.”
“You know what I mean, you big grump!”
Miles huffs and ostentatiously absorbs himself in his tea and crackers so that he doesn’t have to pretend he entirely understands what he’s just witnessed. That it isn’t a strangely painful reminder that Larry and Phoenix have known each other and continued to know each other since third grade, no earth-shattering tragedy whisking them away from each other and all they’d ever known in a separation that lasted over a decade. He feels a little sick at the thought of envying them in having witnessed each others’ pain, but there’s a twang of selfish hurt, of loneliness in his own chest at his lack of understanding. Usually he speaks to them individually, making it so much easier to overlook all he has missed in favour of the present…
…except then Larry is flopping to Miles’s right again, and Phoenix on the sofa cushion to Miles’s left. The television is turned back on, the first Jeeves and Wooster dvd selected once again (on the grounds that there’s no way Miles fully remembers watching any of the episodes the previous night (it’s true, he doesn’t)), and also on the grounds that Phoenix really likes the set-up of the initial episode. After all the sprawling he somewhat recalls doing while high, Miles doesn’t even bother attempting to complain at the lack of personal space he’s receiving at the moment. Especially not when the lonely part inside of him is so soothed by the casual, friendly contact. So instead he settles into the sofa between his friends to enjoy his first proper viewing of the episode, and eat his crackers.
And, during a lull in the show, Miles promises along with Phoenix that they’ll let Larry keep being Larry until he’s ready to be Larkspur again – his secret is safe with them.
Notes:
Oinisteph over on tumblr drew an absolutely lovely rendition of the events at the end of the last chapter, please take a look!
Chapter 123
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The three of them spend most of the morning in a heap on the sofa, an odd facsimile of three much younger friends trying to eke out the last bits of fun in the final hours of a sleepover.
Rather than parents showing up mid-morning to take anyone home, however, the sound of a key in the door heralds Trucy bounding in to join them, crawling into Miles’s lap with a feline level of entitlement in regards to her right to sit wherever she wants. After her strides Franziska, who uncaringly stands between Miles and the television and grills him on legal minutiae until she’s satisfied that he’s suffered no immediate negative repercussions from his ordeal. Well, none besides feeling rather tender this morning, and Franziska is careful to hide any emotions that might have been mistaken for ‘soft’ or ‘familial’ while others are watching (and as though Miles would do anything but recognize her worried fussing for what it is at this point in their lives).
By noon Miles feels secure enough to go retrieve his rental car from the wedding reception’s parking lot, and on his way down the apartment stairs to do so he runs into Kay and an awkward-looking Sebastian on their way up, come to assure themselves that he’s all right. Sebastian’s in his green and yellow haori again, Kay in a similar one with in the cloud pattern she favours, though in the dark blue of her scarf rather than her usual pink, and they’re both very casual about the whole thing, in the exact manner of those who are in fact quite worried but trying to ‘play it cool,’ as it were.
Given that Miles had been in the early stages of getting high by the time everything at the reception he’d been needed for had been dealt with and he’d left with Phoenix and Larry, he finds this an entirely reasonable level of concern in his young companions. Especially because, while they’re adults, they haven’t been for very long yet, and it’s easy to imagine why this experience would be unsettling for them. Thus he indulges Kay in a hug and, after a moment’s hesitation, extends an arm in silent invitation to Sebastian as well, crossing his fingers in the hope that he’s not crossing a line, especially with how he scolded Kay and Maya for their talk yesterday.
And, indeed, for a moment the young man looks taken aback, hesitates almost long enough for Miles to apologize for his presumption and lack of propriety. Except then Sebastian apparently decides that the situation that begat this one precedes propriety and he promptly latches onto Miles, and, in an unsurprising move, bursts into tears. While the boy’s superior height makes the situation a tad unusual, Miles knows enough of hugging and comforting at this point to not be entirely awkward about it, patting Sebastian on the back and making reassuring noises while also maintaining a comforting arm around Kay.
When calm enough to be released again, he sends the young prosecutor and self-proclaimed great thief up to Phoenix’s apartment to say hello to Trucy, citing his own experiences with having a sibling to underscore that the young magician would likely be disappointed to know that her new big brother had been by and failed to take the time to see her.
From there he makes his way to the wedding reception’s parking lot, collects his rental car, and returns to his hotel for some fresh clothes, a shave, and a shower. He’s rarely in the position where it becomes a problem, but longer hair, he’s discovering, makes a missed shower infinitely more noticeable than short hair did, even if he’d still worn his bangs long. Not to mention, drying his hair has become something he actively has to do, rather than something that can be trusted to happen on its own. He’ll probably be able to pull it back by the time summer comes, and almost certainly have to invest in a hairdryer before then. Bothersome, but also something he can bother Franziska about, so that’s mostly all right.
Speaking of whom, he receives a text from Phoenix at about this point revealing that, not only is Franziska still at his apartment, so are Larry, Kay, and Sebastian, and Maya and Pearl had returned a short while ago as well. Maya and Kay are bonding. Help.
And, as the man had spent the entire night helping him in his time of need, Miles politely returns to the apartment as quickly as he can to help manage the chaos.
He also pays for a not inconsiderable portion of the pizza when suppertime comes and no one’s in a hurry to go anywhere, citing the fact that it’s his fault most of them are there when Phoenix raises an eyebrow in askance.
But really, how could he resist helping this to go on a bit longer? Trucy is enthusiastically starting her new brother on magic tricks, and Sebastian’s taking to them with impressive speed, skills he’s learned as a conductor (such as being able to move his hands with complete independence from one another and also not needing to keep his eyes on them to do so), transferring extremely well to this new exercise. Over in a corner, meanwhile, Maya and Kay have their phones out and appear to be undertaking a mildly heated discussion on the merits of their favorite shows (why Kay thinks Miles is unaware that she’s a Jammin’ Ninja fan at this point he has no idea, but she loudly changes the subject whenever he walks too close). In an interesting twist, Larry, Franziska, and Pearls have gravitated together and are all three deeply engaged in a conversation involving children’s literature, the artist making the odd sketch and taking notes from time to time for some reason Miles decides not to ask about for the moment.
As for himself and Phoenix, they drift from group to group but somehow keep winding up in the kitchen together, chatting about what the others are doing, about their newly-discovered shared fandom, about how excited Wright is to be nearing the completion of his paralegal studies, about any odds and ends that drift through their heads. It even somehow comes up that Klavier Gavin and his band are planning a tour in Europe this coming year, which could be… interesting, should the rock star lawyer’s path crosses Miles’s (though he sincerely hopes it doesn’t).
And it is amusing when the food arrives to see the gathered assembly (save Franziska) react no better than the Sundry Others had to Miles’s use of a knife and fork to consume his pizza. His sister, naturally, behaves in the same, civilized manner as Miles, so effectively that Trucy ends up fetching silverware for herself, because she’s never seen pizza so elegantly eaten and wants to try it. Phoenix accuses them of corrupting his daughter. In response, Miles and Franziska exchange a look, then calmly melt everyone’s brains by exchanging a fist bump.
Kay howls with laughter once she’s stopped being shocked, and also demands a group photo when Franziska finally begins to excuse herself to spend the rest of the evening with Miss Andrews, a motion that Maya seconds and Trucy thirds. It’s already a rather squashed situation having nine people in the Wrights’ living room and kitchen, and it takes some definite work and several tries to get everyone in-frame with their eyes open. Amazing to think that, only a few years ago, Miles had found it a tight fit to get into a camera frame with only Wright and Trucy in this same room.
Then again, they’re taking this picture with a timer instead of Mr. Hat, so that does change the situation somewhat. He still can’t help comparing the two situations though, not for their differences but for their similarities. The laughter, the vivid colours, the warmth surrounding him. The warmth that springs up in his own chest as Larry and Phoenix crush in on either side of him, Kay dangling from his shoulders, Sebastian crouched on the floor with Pearl and Trucy on either side of him, Franziska and Maya framing everyone with contrasting levels of dignity. An excellent representation of this exhausting, overwhelming end to his trip to Japanafornia, and he’ll be glad to be home again tomorrow.
However… right now, looking over the new photo when it shows up on his phone and surrounded by people he cares so deeply about, he’s more than glad to be right where he is for at least one night longer.
OoOoOoOoO
In spite of offers to the contrary, it’s only the Wrights who go to see Miles off at the airport the next day. Well, Miss Andrews is there too, but she’s there for Franziska, not Miles, even if they do exchange a genial handshake. And there’s a part of him that takes quiet joy in how red his sister turns when she holds out a hand for a similar parting from the same woman and receives an embrace instead, her hands fluttering only a moment before coming to rest lightly on Miss Andrews’s back.
He’s thoroughly distracted from being proud of his sister a moment later by his own hug from Phoenix, and then by Trucy insisting that she get to hug Miles and Franziska both at once, so as not to ‘play favorites.’
“A most foolish notion,” Franziska sniffs, “As we are all well aware that you prefer my little brother.” But actions belie words as she allows Trucy her own way.
His sister is quiet as they pass through the various processes necessary to reach their gate, through waiting and boarding and take-off (though she still places a hand over Miles’s when the plane begins to judder). Indeed, it is not until an hour into their flight that she finally speaks to him again.
“{We are growing soft, little brother.}” She’s gazing out the window when he turns to look at her, chin resting on the heel of one palm, as though she can use body language alone to distance herself from the vulnerability she has just spoken.
“{Perhaps,}” he agrees, soft for the sake of privacy, “{But I think it might not be such a bad thing as we were raised to believe.}”
“{No,}” she confirms, “{It is not.}”
She continues her gaze out the window, avoiding him, avoiding the very things they have just spoken… but she does not draw away when he rests his hand on top of hers for once. Indeed, it is quite some time before she gently removes it so that she can get some work done on her tablet. Miles lets her go with a smile he keeps to himself, pulling out his phone to open one of the newer Steel Samurai novels – a spin-off with a ridiculous premise, but one he’s enjoying for all that.
All in all, this has been a satisfactory trip indeed.
Notes:
And thus ends the wedding arc, just in time to wish Saturation a happy second birthday!
To any and all of you who have been here from the start, holy wow, thanks! And to everyone who’s joined along the way, thank you just as much, your enthusiasm is always such a joy to experience, and it’s always exciting to share each new chapter with you! Cheers to the past two years, here’s to the wild ride still to come, and thank-you again!
Chapter 124
Notes:
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December 2022
Until recent years, December has always been a busy month for Miles, a time to fling himself into work so deeply that his days, if not nights, hold no room for thought of past sins or tragedies. A time to work himself half to death in a vain attempt to escape the death that haunts his dreams. This is a pattern he’s begun to shift, especially after that warm, familial 25th of 2020, and he’s had the support not only of Dr. Heilen but everyone else in his life as well. It’s a slow improvement, but one he views with pride.
However, unlike previous Decembers, this year Miles had been away from the office for the majority of November on personal matters, meaning not only does he have the expected new cases to see to, but also a rather impressive amount of paperwork built up, to the point that he’s now obnoxiously busy trying to catch up with it. In his younger years this would have been no trouble, but, then again, in that era he also hadn’t had any real social life to speak of, save formal events to curry and observe both influence and power. This is very much no longer the case, and it feels like he barely has time to print and frame the group photo from the end of his trip before he’s too mired in work to do much else for most of the month.
On a side note, if he hears one more person joke that ‘At least you don’t have to worry about going grey from stress, Edgeworth,’ he might scream. Because 1) that’s not comforting and 2) he’s found a few white hairs mixed in with the grey recently, and he does not need this in his life right now, especially when his hair’s steadily increasing length makes such things all the more noticeable!
Not to mention, unbeknownst to him, Kay has spent the last year learning how to ride a motorcycle, and has just recently acquired her license. This is not a discovery that is helping his hair stay grey. She’s especially excited because Sebastian, in celebration, has gifted her with his father’s old motorcycle, either to refurbish as she likes or to sell to pay for one more to her tastes. And Kay, unlike Phoenix, has no qualms whatsoever about accepting expensive, well-intentioned gifts, and is excitedly getting it valued, checking refurbishment costs, and considering her options.
…thinking about it, Phoenix should be more like Kay in these matters, it would make Miles’s life so much easier.
More positively, this year he finally manages to send Kay a message for the first night of Chanukah, right at the end of November, and on the final night he receives a photo of her and Sebastian glowing behind her fully-lit menorah, a small, undecorated tree in the background that is presumably Sebastian’s. And when the 25th eventually rolls around, he sends his own now-annual season’s greetings to his friends and goes for a walk in Volkspark again – it’s more helpful than staying in his apartment all day.
Following on the positive trend, he’s caught up enough by the end of the month that he gets to properly enjoy Silvester, partaking in causal conversation with a few of the people in his building he knows well enough to do so with as they all stand on the roof, enjoying the bells and the treats and the fireworks. Miles even remembers to send a selfie with an early (for them) Happy New Year’s to the Wrights, his grey, red, and pink Steel Samurai/Pink Princess scarf snug around his neck, a toast of Sekt in hand. Phoenix sends a cheerful message in kind; Trucy sends a grumble that American donuts aren’t as good as Anwaltsstadt Krapfen, and he needs to have her Daddy come help him in Germany during summer break so she can come along and have them again.
He video-calls them a bit before nine the next morning, so they can cheer in the new year together, and politely doesn’t comment on the fact that, despite her earlier comments, there’s powdered sugar on Trucy’s face and a box of filled donuts on the coffee table.
The young magician also insists that now is the opportune moment for Miles to open his New Year’s gift, but he politely reminds her that he is, in fact, currently at work and thus cannot follow through on her suggestion, especially as her gift is back at his apartment.
She goes suspiciously quiet at this information, then, in a too-casual tone, agrees that opening his present at work would be a bad idea, and that waiting until he’s back home would be a much better course of action.
“Sweetie, glowworm, light of my life, my bright-shining Trucy… what did you do this time?” her justifiably-suspicious father inquires.
“Nothing bad,” she insists, a touch too quickly, “I got him something useful!”
“Not a phrase to generally strike terror into one’s heart,” Miles comments, tone dry, “But I do believe that this case is a legitimate exception.”
“Motion carried,” Phoenix agrees, “Shall I cross-examine our witness while you get back to work?”
“That sounds agreeable,” he replies, ending the call before Trucy can protest.
Well, she has been running a little wild at times over the past year – Phoenix has mentioned that she’s at an age where it’s common to start testing boundaries, and Miles’s own discussions with Dr. Heilen in regards to what sort of help it is or isn’t appropriate for him to offer in this situation corroborate this. Clear communication and an emphasis on which rules are truly important seem to be the key things, and Trucy is as aware as she can be of what lines she shouldn’t cross with Miles. Hopefully she’s just being playful in this instance – the latest hat she’s knit for her father is neon blue striped with lime green, after all, both her first foray into patterns and intensely more eye-catching than what the man usually wears.
If he’s honest with himself, Miles is rather curious to see what the package Trucy had handed him last November contains, now even moreso than he had been before. And, as it turns out when they manage to all three meet again later in the week, Trucy was indeed of a playful mindset when she picked this gift.
“It- you cook most of your own meals, so-” she blushes as her father raises a very pointed eyebrow over the apron Miles has just unwrapped. It’s pale pink, with ruffles on the shoulders and at the hem – decently made, of a sweet yet functional style. “And- and you like pink and ruffles, so-!”
Her giggle-spluttered self-defense cuts off and Phoenix makes a strangled noise as Miles rises from the desk in his home office and tries the apron on over his vest and shirt, neatly arranging the shoulder ruffles and his jabot, and doing his best to fasten the ties at the back. (He has been practicing with bows, but he’s nowhere near the level of skill required to be able to tie one without looking, let alone behind himself.) Garment donned, he retakes his seat before the camera and deadpans, “Does it suit me?”
Trucy crows with delight, and her father does his very best impression of a sunburnt fish out of water. Bane that he is on Miles’s sanity, it’s still somehow a fetching look on him; facing each other in court is going to be an… interesting challenge by the end of all this.
“You’re not… actually going to use it, are you?” the man finally splutters out.
“I don’t see why not,” Miles shakes his head at Phoenix, spreading his hands in a shrug, “As Trucy said, I’m often in the kitchen, and it’s properly sized to fit my stature and protect my clothes. I must commend your daughter on selecting such a useful, serious-minded gift.” He waits until Trucy is looking directly at him and then, schooling his expression very serious indeed, winks at her.
The young magician almost cries with laughter and with the release of pent-up nerves over the outcome her choice. And, to be fair, Miles does have every intention of using it – be they for public or private spaces, he prefers to keep his clothing free of food spatters.
And he’ll especially be wearing it if he can get Phoenix to turn that shade of red again in the process…
Notes:
In regards to that apron, the Ace Attorney official art team really is the group that just keeps on giving, and I am happy to accept what they provide!
Chapter 125
Notes:
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A few days after he receives his apron and Miles is speaking with Trucy again – a private conversation this time, and a far more solemn one.
“You’re twelve, and have been for some time now,” he states, years of training preventing him from breaking eye contact, “However events haven’t really aligned for this conversation until now.”
“Oh?” she watches him carefully, with the sort of caution learned by those touched by tragedy while still too young to prevent or escape it. All previous frivolity is gone from her features as she laser-focuses on trying to properly read his body language through the slightly blurred Skype connection.
“Indeed.” He folds his hands to prevent them from fidgeting. “You are… aware, I am sure, that there are… aspects of my past that your father and I haven’t told you about. Actions I have made that range from unsavory to utterly disgraceful.” He pauses, steels his nerve, continues. “I hope you are also aware that these were never secrets that we meant to keep from you forever.”
She stares at him for a moment, then leans forward, natural curiosity overwhelming both fear and manners. “And I’m old enough to know now?”
Miles can’t help the fond snort this draws from him, for when was the last time he spoke of the events he’s referencing with someone whose eagerness is fueled purely by the desire to know him, to understand him better? “You are old enough to choose how much you wish to know. And you may take your time in choosing, there is no rush.”
Though quickly shaken off, Miles is also watching closely enough to see the moment of absolute stillness this promise evokes in Trucy. “…thank-you.” She doesn’t try to hide the note of relief flavouring her curiosity now, though she’s still quick to ask her first question. “Does Daddy know everything you’ve done?”
“Most of it, yes, enough to know exactly what kind of man I became in the years since we’d last met as children.”
Trucy nods, considering, then smiles at him. “Then I think I want to at least as much as he does, because if he can know it all and still be your friend, then so can I! But slowly. I want to hear it all slowly, so I can think about it properly. And so we don’t spend all our conversations talking about serious stuff while you’re telling me!”
Miles returns her smile, doing his best to let her confidence bolster his own, though he can’t help the grey that’s still seeped more prominently into his vision than usual. She is sure of herself now, but there is so much she doesn’t know… Still. “That sounds reasonable,” he assures her, smoothly changing the subject while he’s at it and before he spirals any further, “Especially when you’ve got me quite curious earlier about the Sky Sorceress and Legal Samurai. How in the world are they going to survive against that Lurker ambush long enough for the Guarding Ninja to retrieve the jade blade he’s found and return to aid them?”
“Uh-uh,” she tsks her finger at him, “I know what you’re doing, Prosecutor Edgeworth, no fishing for hints or spoilers, Pearl and I haven’t finished that bit yet!”
“Little fiend,” he complains in fond tones.
“I was taught by the best!” she preens.
“Yes, how is my sister doing these days?”
Trucy cackles at his willful misinterpretation of her statement. “She’s sent me more ebooks on etiquette and funds management, and she says if Daddy says okay that she’ll help me find a good financial planner and create a stock portfolio!”
Years he’s known her, yet the young magician still manages to catch him off-guard more often than not. “I hadn’t realized you were interested in such things.”
“Even if I’m not her heir, it can’t hurt to learn some fancy manners, in case any of my clients are ever fancy folk,” she replies comfortably, “And it’s not like I’m really doing anything else with my money at the moment, ‘cept putting some back into the show and my savings account for college.”
Yet another surprise. “You’re planning on going after all?” he inquires, curious, “I had been under the impression you were more interested in potentially training with some more experienced magicians or performers?”
“I haven’t decided all the way yet?” she chews her lip, considering, “It’d be useful to know more about how to run a small business, Daddy does his best with the Wright Talent Agency, but I know it’s really confusing for him still – he has to look up a lot of stuff online. And it’d be useful for my show, too, in case I ever decide to get my own permanent location instead of renting. So it’d probably be useful to take a few courses if I want to, even if I don’t get a full degree. And I’m twelve, so I’ve still got lots of time to figure it all out… right?”
“That sounds very reasonable,” Miles assures her, “You have a true talent for foreplaning… when you choose to use it.”
She blushes, embarrassed at the couched criticism but also pleased with the compliment and affirmation of her plan. “It’s all part of being a magician, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“I shall take your word on it.”
“Noooooo, don’t say that, you’re a magician, too!”
“Oh?” he raises an eyebrow, “I was under the impression I was a prosecutor.”
“But you’re also my student of magic, and that makes you at least a beginner magician!” she counters.
“I should hate to claim a title that I would only bring shame to.”
“Hold it!” she points a dramatic finger at him through the screen, “You might not be on my level, but you’ve only been learning for a few years, and your coin tricks have gotten really smooth! No way someone without training would be able to spot how you did it!”
“Hmph, flattery.”
“Nope, insincere praise is just as harmful as an insult, Mr. Edgeworth, that’s why flattery gets your everywhere and nowhere at the same time!”
The conversation devolves from here into philosophical discussion and Miles finally conceding that he’s gained some skill over the past few years in the art of sleight-of-hand. By the time Larry sticks his head in to herd Trucy to bed, she’s well-satisfied with having gotten her own way and convinced Miles that she’s right.
Now if only he could convince himself of the same.
Not in regards to her teaching ability or his coin tricks, no, those points he does indeed have to concede on, if only because he can do many of them now with ease and a decent amount of confidence. No, it is that her opinions of him will not remain fully unchanged when she learns more of his history that he fears, despite her declarations to the contrary. Well, he is aware that there would be some change, regardless – people generally change as they grow older, after all. The question is… how much will it change? He never tampered with or presented forged evidence (to his knowledge (he hates that he has to add that quantifier now)), but he has verbally abused and assaulted many people in the course of his career, never mind the verbal acrobatics and manipulation. His harshness towards Miss Andrews was necessary. For so many others it was not.
Manfred believed in absolute success, by any method, and he passed on so many of those beliefs and methods to Miles. It is one of the rare instances he looks back on his life and wishes he hadn’t been such an excellent student. He’s sent innocent people to jail. He’s sent innocent people to death row. Perhaps he does not have confirmation of this, but four years of practicing the law, and not a single ‘not guilty’ verdict in that whole time? He has blood on his hands, there is no denying-
His phone buzzes at this point, and he checks it automatically.
P Wright: Hey, Trucy just texted me about what you told her, about letting her ask questions now? So… she’ll still love you after she hears, Miles. It might take her some time to wrap her head around some of it, but you know how smart she is, we’ve told her the me ruining your ‘perfect record’ story and enough others that she’s probably figured out some of it on her own. She’s got her body-language-tells-reading thing, she’s amazing at spotting liars, and she knows you. She’ll know your telling the truth about everything, INCLUDING how much you regret it all and are working to be better. She already knows you’re scared to tell her, but doing it anyway because you think it’s fair she get to know.
P Wright: Probably won’t be fun or easy, but she doesn’t want to lose you either, you know? I think, in the end, she’ll forgive you.
M Edgeworth: Your evidence to this last conclusion?
P Wright: Because you’re not that guy anymore, and these days I don’t know anyone who holds themselves to higher standards about this stuff than you, not even Franziska. And we all do stupid stuff for people we love from time to time. ;)
P Wright: Er, not that forgiving you is stupid! because it’s not!
M Edgeworth: If you say so.
P Wright: That’s the awesome thing – I do! And I’m always Wright!
P Wright: And… I try to keep out of this, but maybe give your therapist a call to talk about all this? I know you say it helps.
M Edgeworth: …very well. The prosecution concedes.
P Wright: And that’s why I know it’s going to be okay. :)
M Edgeworth: Thank-you, Wright.
P Wright: Any time, Edgeworth.
And with that, Miles does as suggested and opens Dr. Heilen’s entry in his contacts list. Far be it for him to ignore advice from one who is ‘always Wright,’ after all…
Notes:
Quick note, there’s a good chance that there won’t be another chapter until sometime around the end of September, just because I’m about to have a very busy weekend that will leave me tired, but in a good way. I’m going to take the opportunity to take a short break from AA and Saturation, refresh, recuperate, and all that good stuff, like I usually do when I take breaks like this. See you all in a few weeks! <3
Chapter 126
Notes:
It is the end of September and I have returned, in accordance with the prophecy!
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February 2023
Miles is in Italy when the call comes, in the delightful situation of watching Ylva Holmes and Agent Lang snarl at each other over jurisdiction. One would think two such lupine-natured individuals would instantly pack-bond with one another. One would be forgetting that wolves are social, yes, but also highly territorial, and not fond of sharing with those not in their own pack. Honestly, Miles is tired, he just wants to buy a nice bottle of wine or two to bring home, then maybe enjoy a bowl of gelato somewhere scenic, not play babysitter to a pair of grown adults.
Solving his current case would also be nice, of course, but given that the defense attorney and Interpol agent are currently also being territorial over him, that will unfortunately have to wait.
Or it would, except then the call comes, a welcome distraction even before he sees who it is. The fact that it allows him to say, “I prefer Percival to both of you and he’s the one calling, so if you’ll excuse me,” is just a bonus. He answers even as he makes his way to the next room of the mansion that’s currently under investigation. “Hello, Wright. Might I inquire as to what’s resulted in my having the pleasure of your company?”
“It’s here.”
“What’s-” the pertinent memories hit Miles before the question completes. Two years ago at the beginning of this month the man had begun his studies to become a European paralegal. Two weeks ago he had completed his final test for the program. “Your final report card? So soon?”
“It doesn’t feel soon.”
“Never mind that, how did you do?!”
“I don’t know yet.”
“You don’t-?!”
“I wanted… I wanted you to be here when I checked it. Or, like… as here as you can be.”
“…hold that thought, I’m switching to Skype.”
“Wha- but you hate using Skype on your pho-”
Miles wins this argument by hanging up and video-calling via the aforementioned application. Phoenix appears on his phone screen, messy-haired and tired-looking, Trucy hanging over his shoulder. “You happy now, Mr. Drama?”
“No, you haven’t told me your results yet.”
Trucy giggles and the man rolls his eyes. “Okay, okay, fine, twist my arm why don’t you.” His dry words don’t erase the tension around his eyes as he refocuses on his computer screen, tracking things Miles cannot see, lips thinning as he’s presumably forced to open a further attachment then hidden all together as he puts a hand to his mouth, eyes suddenly wet. “I- Edgeworth- I-”
“What? What is it?!”
Trucy starts cheering even as he asks and flings herself into a hug around her father’s shoulders. “I… I got a 3.9. First honours. I passed, Miles, I passed, I’m- I’m a paralegal, I’m an official part of the legal world again-!”
For all Miles and Larry will still gleefully tease their friend for his predisposition towards tears, the man has actually improved immensely at controlling his emotions since they were boys, or even since they were young men. And perhaps it is not Phoenix who is at fault for crying too often, but the rest of them for not doing so enough. In any case, Miles holds his silence in this instance as the shaking shoulders of relieved laughter turn into finally-freed sobs of built-up fear, the man pulling his daughter into his lap and clinging to her as she hugs him back, nuzzling close, feline in her comfort rather than her wildness for once.
“Sorry,” he chokes out, even as the tears keep coming, “Sorry, I- I didn’t exp-pect to get so-o em-otion-al-”
“Hush now, it will be well,” Miles soothes, words he usually speaks to Sebastian after a nightmare coming easily. The boy doesn’t call him as frequently about such things as he once did, a combination of therapy and Kay’s nearby, willing ear lessening the need, but the once-awkward motions feel natural now. “It will be well.”
“It- it didn’t fe- real-”
“Of course it didn’t, when have our lives ever had more than a nodding acquaintance with reality?”
Phoenix manages a laugh that’s only somewhat hysterical at this, and Miles rewards him with a smile and more quiet encouragements, beginning to casually examine the luxuriant room he’s in as he does so (it’s one he hasn’t gone over yet, so might as well). Eventually the man finds his natural breathing pattern again and apologizes quietly to his daughter for going to pieces like that on her.
“It’s okay, Daddy,” she assures him, scrubbing his face with a tissue and the air of one who believes this is the done thing in such situations, “I’m very self-reliant and mature for my age!”
“Oh glowworm,” he pulls her into another hug, this one wrapping her up like, if he does it just so, he’ll be able to protect her from all of life’s ills, “I know you are. You’re so smart and sweet and clever, and you’re growing up so fast… but you’re still my little girl right now, and I’m supposed to take care of you, not the other way around.”
“But I want to help-!”
“And you do,” he assures her, “Just by being here, by being you. You light up my whole world and remind me how big and amazing it is every day, even when you’re sad. But Daddy’s probably gonna need a lot of therapy by the time all this is over, and that’s never gonna be your job, okay? Can we agree on that?”
“I guess,” Trucy says, a touch more relief slipping into her voice than she likely intends, “But you gotta let me pay for the fastest shipping for your paralegal license to get here! For your graduation present!”
“Okay,” Phoenix agrees with a faint smile.
“Oh!” Trucy sits up and slaps her hands on his shoulders, “Oh, and I get to take you out for supper, somewhere nice, and I get to pay for that, too! Because you just graduated from law school twice and you did really well and-!”
“Okay, okay, geez, fine, bossy!” he manages to spin her around in his lap and give her another hug, playfully rubbing his face in her hair, “Bossy bossy bossy little Trucy.”
She shrieks and laughs as his fingers find her armpits, and Miles is just considering whether he should remind them of his presence when he shifts his weight, something under his left foot goes ‘click,’ and the wall he’d been leaning on suddenly vanishes.
On the positive side, his yell of surprise certainly brings the Wrights’ attention back to him.
“Edgeworth-!”
“Mr. Edgeworth-!”
“-are you okay?!”
Miles stares up at the ceiling of a room that was almost certainly not on the floor plan of the house he’d been given and slowly brings his phone back to his face. “I am well, merely a touch winded-”
Then he shifts to sit up, bringing his feet closer to himself in the process. The moment his shoes cross the threshold between the known and hidden rooms, however, the trick wall snaps back into place, leaving Miles in the dark save for light from his phone’s screen.
“Ah. Well that… complicates things somewhat.”
“What happened?!”
“I’m still fine,” Miles assures the two panicked faces on his screen, “Simply in what appears to be a hidden room of some sort, and the entrance has closed again. A moment, if you will.” A quick examination reveals that the wall seems to muffle sound from this side, that he’s gone through a door that is either one direction or has an especially hidden opening mechanism, and that the ‘room’ he’s in is actually a small junction between several passages, also likely not to have been on the floor plan. “Trucy, I need you to call the number I’m about to tell you – and before you ask, Wright, this is one of the lovely advantages of her being on my phone plan, it won’t cost extra. The woman who will answer’s name is Ylva Holmes, tell her I had you call her.”
“Why don’t you do it?” Trucy asks, even as she leaves the camera’s view to fetch her cellphone.
“The owner of this house is under investigation for grand larceny, and she completely failed to mention or give reference to these corridors when we spoke to her. Naturally I’m going to start investigating to find out what she’s hiding in here.”
“And you’re still on the phone because?” Phoenix asks, looking a combination of concerned and bemused.
“Because I do take safety precautions when I can, and especially when they present themselves to me,” Miles sniffs, “And I’m turning off my video to preserve phone charge.”
“Okay, I’ll do the same.”
“My gratitude.”
And with that, he selects the corridor that appears to lead further into the house, and thus hopefully towards either an exit or something no one wishes to be found, and starts walking.
He makes it two steps before the floor drops out from under him and his day grows obnoxiously complicated.
Notes:
I did my best to be accurate, but if this isn’t how final scores for a British paralegal degree work, please gently tell me the correct terminology, and I’ll fix it.
And over on tumblr, inprisonforsparkling has made a lovely picture of their take on the group photo at the end of the Los Tokyo arc, which you can see here!
Also, oinixsteph did a wonderful picture of Miles’s Legal Samurai SteelKon UK look back in August, and I somehow forgot to post a link! Which is sad, because I really like it, please go take a look!!!
Chapter 127
Notes:
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The number of secret doors, passages, and small rooms hidden both in and under the mansion that Miles discovers isn’t so much ridiculous as practically a fetish and, after falling and tripping through several more trap doors in quick succession, a swift text to Maya regarding terminology, and an encounter with a fluorescent purple yet still startlingly real skeleton, Miles is kink-shaming. Also adamant that he had not shrieked when the skeleton sprang at him, he had yelled, there is a difference.
He had gotten lost, though, he will confess to that, though Trucy has been sworn to keep this a secret from her father. The man himself is unaware due to the fact that he’d had to leave for work half an hour into Miles’s investigation, turning his video back on for a moment to wave good-bye, bowler derby at a jaunty angle on his head with a tuft of hair sprouting from beneath it to bounce over his forehead, his dark sports coat freshly cleaned. He looked chipper, pleasantly rakish, and far happier about the eyes than Miles has seen him in awhile, if still unreasonably concerned over Miles’s predicament.
As it is a Friday in Los Tokyo, Trucy has been granted permission to stay up as late as she likes and act as a communication hub between Miles, Ylva, and Agent Lang, and she’s thrilled to pieces at getting to be part of the investigation. She’d even sent him a selfie of herself at the computer, the tablet Franziska had gotten her for Christmas to one side of the keyboard, clad in a black t-shirt, her headset, and that pair of pink glasses Ema Skye must have given Wright at some point, a dark red hoodie several sizes too big still failing to drown her quite as thoroughly as it would have this time last year. She’s even cut the fingers off an older pair of her stage gloves to complete what she’s dubbed her ‘communications specialist’ look.
It can be easy to forget, but, for all her maturity and intelligence, Trucy is still also twelve, and she gets excited over things like getting to do a job she’s only seen in movies, even if it’s not nearly as interesting in real life. And, in spite of the seriousness of the situation, Miles hadn’t been able to help the fond smile that her wanting to dress the part had inspired. She’s being diligent enough about the actual job, there’s no harm in letting her have fun with it.
“Will you be telling your school friends about this come Monday?” he inquires about two hours in, cellphone held to his ear with his shoulder while he jots a quick note in his organizer.
“Absolutely not,” she replies unexpectedly, “They barely believed me about being a professional magician with a steady location, and I’ve got definitive evidence of that. Plus, I don’t want to draw too much attention to Daddy by mistake, especially now we can start moving on to the next phase of the Battle Plan. I’ll tell Pearl next time we talk, she knows I don’t lie about this sort of thing.”
“You make it sound as though your schoolmates think you’d lie to them on purpose,” Miles remarks, amused. Her silence in the face of his jest changes that sharply. “Trucy?”
“…I do, sometimes.”
And that stops him short. “About what?”
“Last year someone figured out who my first Daddy was, and other kids started asking me about him and the trial and Daddy and Troupe Gramarye. I asked them not to at first, but I’m a year younger than most of them, so they don’t always listen. So I started… making things up, so they’d leave me alone. Daddy understands – a few teachers have tried to get me in trouble for it a few times, but Daddy always comes in and forces them to stop. I think it really annoys some of the administration people that Daddy knows the rules and legal proceedings for this stuff better than them, and they can’t get Daddy to lose his cool or raise his voice, no matter how hard any of the mean ones try.”
“Yes, I doubt they’ll get the better of him any time soon – I’d take poison that they’re rather small potatoes after some of the people your father has faced in court.”
“Poison?!”
Oh, oops. “Ah, I meant I’d bet my life on it. The German equivalent is ‘da kannst du Gift drauf nehmen,’ which means ‘you can take poison on that.’ My apologies for mixing my idioms.”
“It’s okay – could you spell it for me?”
“Very well. Would you prefer the English or German pronunciation of the alphabet?”
“German, please, extra practice that way!”
Miles complies with a smile, then a frown as he hits another dead end. Making a quick note of it in his organizer, he comforts himself with the fact that at least he seems to be on the lowest level of this structure (‘building’ stopped feeling accurate two floors ago), so the ground will likely stay steady beneath his feet as he checks the end of the corridor for any hidden doors.
On her end, Trucy finishes writing her German idiom notes, then presumably shifts her attention from their skype connection to her phone for a few minutes before reporting, “Mrs. Holmes has found two more trap doors, and Agent Lang has made it out of the corridors again, but two of his people are still in there with you.”
“Very good. My current passage has yielded no prospects, I’m going to double back and try the next one.”
“Okay! …aaaaand marked! They should let us use graph paper for stuff like this in school more, I’m learning more than I think I have in math class this year! …more useful stuff, anyway.”
“I take it you’re still set on a C average?”
“My teachers can take what I give ‘em and they’ll like it. I already have a job, a failsafe, and a fan base. Plus, I know how to do taxes, and all my school’s science and history books are over ten years old – I’m better off researching that stuff myself. I refuse to be a cog in a machine meant to turn me into a good little wage slave, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“Ah.” Miles pauses for a moment, considers, then continues to walk. “I take it you had another falling-out with one of your teachers?”
“…maybe.”
“Which class?”
“English.”
“For what reason?”
“Mr. Hopekill said there was nothing of value in humour or comedy when I asked why we only read depressing stuff for class, so I asked him why I earn more in a weekend with my comedy magic show than he does in a month if that’s the case.”
“Trucy, it’s unkind to target a teacher’s salary, you’re well-aware how underpaid they are.”
“And I was completely ready to discuss why that’s bad and should change, but he just had a fit and gave me detention! It’s okay, though, the principal didn’t even wait for Daddy to come to overturn that one – no one actually likes Mr. Hopekill, not even the rest of the staff.”
“I see.” He walks in silence for a handful of minutes, a faint rustling through the phone alerting him to the fact that Trucy is doing something on her end of the line.
“Mr. Edgeworth?”
“Yes?”
“Do you think I should be telling the truth?”
“About what?”
“About my first Daddy. To my classmates. You think the truth is really important, and… would- do you think it would be better if I just told them everything?”
“…I do think the truth is very important,” he agrees, “It’s a crucial factor of my vocation. However, outside a court of law, I also believe you are entitled to your privacy. Lying perhaps isn’t the best solution, but you’re certainly under no obligation to tell them anything you don’t wish to, no matter how they ask.”
“Really? You’re sure?”
“As black and white as things may seem at times, we exist in shades of grey far more often than not, and are better for it,” he replies, “I fell prey to the temptation of black and white thinking for a long period of time, and it led to almost every great regret in my life. It is not a mindset to be sought after, nor prided.”
“…thanks.” There’s a note of relief in her voice, almost too quiet to hear, “It can be… I’m really, really good at spotting lies, and it can be frustrating. It makes it hard sometimes.”
“I must confess, at times I wonder how you stand it.”
“Context,” she replies promptly, “Why someone lied can be way more important than the fact that they are lying. Like, when it’s for manners or to be nice, that’s okay, but if you’re just being a jerk, that’s bad, and if you’re trying to protect yourself or something, it’s complicated. I think it’s worst when people don’t know they’re lying, though.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. Because if you don’t know you’re not telling the truth, then you can’t find out what the truth really is and choose for yourself if you want to tell it or not.”
“I hadn’t thought of it that way before,” Miles admits as he finally reaches the start of the dead-end passage, makes a note in his organizer, marks the next tunnel he intends to try, and begins down it.
“Most people don’t have to think about it as much as I do,” Trucy replies as he does this.
“That is quite likely, yes. Which begs the question, how does this apply to the situation with your classmates?”
“I guess… make it really obvious I’m not telling the truth when I do it? So they can’t be mad at me later, because I wasn’t trying to hide it.” She considers for a moment. “And really make sure they won’t take no for an answer first.”
“And possibly speak to your father on the subject as well, as he-” Miles would say more on the subject, but his next step sinks into the floor and instinct (and too many rewatches of the Arizona Smith movies with Franziska) has him dropping to the ground just in time for something hard and lumpy to land on him. Turning over brings him face to face with a grinning, neon-green skeleton, into whose skull someone has deigned to glue large googly eyes.
It’s obviously fake, but he thinks he’s justified in screaming over the situation anyway…
Fortunately, this is the hallway that finally leads him out from beneath the hill the mansion he’d started in is built on. The case is solved a few hours after this, no thanks to his labyrinthine delay, and to the great amusement of both Agent Lang and Ylva, who set aside their lupine animosity towards each other long enough to mock him mercilessly for apparently missing the hidden room the stolen jewels had been found in no less than three times during his trek.
At least, Miles comforts himself, it wasn’t a total waste of time, as he was able to help Trucy with some of her own troubles during it.
And, later that night, he looks up a florist in Los Tokyo and arranges to have a small bouquet of sunflowers with a note saying ‘Congratulations to the graduate’ delivered to the Wright Talent Agency the coming Thursday afternoon. A few days late, perhaps, but a time Phoenix will definitely be there, caring for Charlie and tidying the office. The man deserves some acknowledgement for all the hard work he’s done to reach this point.
He also sends a pre-prepared e-mail with contact information and a letter of introduction for Phoenix to Judge Justine Courtney. With the man now an official paralegal, it will soon be time to start working to bring the jurist system to America and, while the process will likely take years regardless of who’s involved, in never hurts to start a fresh hand already holding an ace or two.
Notes:
Maybe the real definitive evidence of grand larceny was the familial bonding we found along the way. And to all those who guessed that Miles’s other potential contact for the jurist system was Justine – congratulations, you were right! <3
Chapter 128
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March 2023
Anwaltsstadt is blessed with some of the finest March weather it’s had in years, and Miles takes every chance he can to enjoy it thoroughly, going for walks in Volkspark, leaving his bedroom and kitchen windows open in the evening (just a little, enough to bring a fresh scent into his apartment), and even taking a few day trips further around the city to locations he’s been meaning to visit with his Steel Samurai and Pink Princess figures. He gets a few photographs of a dramatic ‘spar’ between the couple in a small wooded area, a companionable walk near a river, a romantic picnic by some early wildflowers with a delicate and (to them) gigantic fruit tart carefully arranged on his handkerchief.
It rains a few nights, then dawns to a sky so blue and clear that it seems to stretch to eternity, and Miles drinks in the clean air and colour. Everything is feeling brighter at the moment, if he’s being honest with himself. Some of it comes from Wright finally being able to progress to a new step in their plan after having to spend so long on the first few, and from Miles for once having been able to offer tangible aid in the form of Judge Courtney’s inclusion. However, much of it is an indefinable something in the very air that stirs the heart to joy and delights in being a part of the living world. Miles’s job often surrounds him with death, but he revels in times like these, reminders of what a gift it is that he’s still a part of it, Phoenix’s triumphant grin glittering like a star in his memory, warm as the sun. He didn’t enjoy these times often enough before he learned the truth about Manfred, and it’s something he’s been working to change ever since.
Miles isn’t the only one having a good month, either, even beyond the weight that seems to have lifted, at least temporarily, from Phoenix and Trucy’s shoulders – Streamer’s channel has hit a new milestone in followers, and has been getting what he is assured are some very impressive numbers lately. His interview with Larry – the only existing interview of any sort with the so-called ‘Secret Samurai’ – had gotten him noticed by the fandom at large, and the good quality of his content has allowed him to hold it. He still does some videos on veil poi, and also on cos- and crossplaying characters of different ethnicities than one has been born to, but his main content is Steel Samurai analysis and miscellanea these days.
This is greatly helped by the fact that he just… somehow continues tripping over people associated directly or closely with the franchise. So far he’s done interviews with Suekane-sensei, Akane Mori, the Crimson Archer’s actress, and Jack Channie, who isn’t part of the official crew but often gets hired to choreograph fight scenes for key battles. The vlogger has mentioned that he’s gotten a few offers for future interviews from other cast and crew members, too, in a sweep of bafflingly good luck that he for some reason credits to Miles.
Personally, Miles accepts credit solely for the segment he currently does every other month for the channel, where he helps cover and explain various sections of the Steel Samurai legal system. Zap had sent him an e-mail of what he needed to do in order to properly record audio after the first… attempt was made (she’s seven years younger than him and had sent an extremely sarcastic string of emojis (at least, Miles assumes they were sarcastic) along with that particular bit of information). At the very least she’s given up on trying to convince him to record video as well, instead settling for a selfie of ‘the Legal Samurai’ in his convention attire, white scarf loose around his neck and green fedora angled so it hides most of his face.
Because, frankly, he’s already a monikered lawyer on two continents, he does not need more attention, especially from a fandom which is both his favorite and also partially still holding a grudge for that time he prosecuted Will Powers. Zap complains that he’s boring and should quit his day job and become a full-time content creator on Streamer’s channel, the same as Streamer has, claiming that his segments and offer in regards to Larry were key in helping their friend reach his current 500,000 followers, and that working together fulltime they could probably break one million easily. Miles politely informs her that he barely uses youtube, so these numbers mean nothing to him, because 1) it’s true but also 2) it makes her very, very angry in an ‘amusingly impotent rage’ sort of way, and while he’s better than he was, he’s never claimed to be a saint.
Besides, as a being born in 1993, with clear memories of growing up in an era where computers were something just barely starting to become a household item when he was in grade school and youtube didn’t even exist yet, Miles finds the whole situation rather strange. He’s not one of the members of his generation who grew up particularly immersed in the world wide web and its access points, mostly using it as a tool of research, both for his work and his favorite show. The future is a much stranger place than he’d thought it would be when he was younger, and even talking with Streamer, who is fairly close to him in age, can leave him tangled with a combination of nostalgia for the past and marvel at the present.
Maya has also stumbled across Streamer’s channel recently, though, in an extremely amusing twist of fate, she hasn’t watched any of the videos Miles features in as of yet.
A good friend would let her know of his involvement and that Streamer is one of the people he spends time with at SteelKon UK.
Personally, Miles wants to see how long it takes her to notice on her own.
For science.
And also for his own amusement. If she asks him why he didn’t mention it sooner, he’s going to claim to have been distracted by Kay’s latest antics.
Well, really, it’s not ‘antics’ so much as ‘news’ this time. She’s been working for Ray for two years at this point as she’s explored her options and figured out what she really wants to do with her life. Now, at long-last, she’s come to a decision, and also been making some applications in secret, and, as of September 2023, she’s going to officially be a proud part-time student of Ivy University’s legal program.
Defense attorney course.
“This city really needs more defense attorneys that are on the level,” she explains after revealing her news, “And Mr. Shields is, like, super old, and somebody’s got to be here to keep Edgeworth Law Offices open and reputable when his brittle old man bones finally catch up with him.”
“I see,” Miles replies, trying to hide his amusement, “Though you do realize that Mr. Shields is only thirty-nine, correct?”
“Yeah, and that’s almost twice as old as me, he’s practically at death’s door. I mean, he’s older than Gummie. Gummie, Mr. Edgeworth! Plus, if I get my qualifications, that’ll mean we’ll have two certified lawyers at the office and can take on more cases, maybe hire a few more people, have some proper minions scurrying about – it’ll be great!”
“And this is what you want to do?” Miles presses, refusing to be distracted, “You’re aware that you’re under no obligation to follow this career path?”
“I do and I am,” she assures, dropping her joking demeanor for a moment, “I like how defense attorneys get to do both legal and investigative work, even more than prosecutors do. And I like the challenge, and facing Sebbie in court! And being able to have a real say over who I represent in court, too – I don’t think I’d like being assigned cases by the Chief Prosecutor.”
“Very well,” Miles nods, unseen, “In that case, I wish you every luck in your endeavor. And thank-you.”
Notes:
To everyone who guessed that Streamer was going to start tripping over dead bodies and murder cases and stuff as a result of requesting some of Miles’s ‘luck’? Lol, no, the chaos-field is context-sensitive, and his is keyed to interesting Steel Samurai content.
And over on tumblr, alex-r-kingston has done a lovely picture of Miles in his Steel Samurai/Pink Princess scarf that Trucy knit for him! Please take a look!
Chapter 129
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April 2023
Franziska invites Mz. Andrews to the von Karma gala this coming August. Mz. Andrews accepts. Miles confirms that he will not be attending, as he has not attended for the past nine years, ever since he first moved back to Los Tokyo to begin his legal career. He does send his regards, and also congratulations, both for the gentle progress his sister is making with her sweetheart and for the latest case she and Clemmont Stibbons have solved.
Also, Sebastian gets kidnapped.
By mistake.
Again.
Kay is making noises about getting him microchipped, for tracking and safety purposes. Sebastian’s not sure whether he wants to actively consider going along with this idea or not. In all honesty, the boy would mostly just prefer people stopped kidnapping him, but, given past trends, this seems unlikely.
It’s still rather odd, knowing that Sebastian, Kay, and Ray are all part of Phoenix’s jurist system committee, along with Judge Courtney and a few others Miles doesn’t know and hasn’t asked after. Odd knowing that they are a part of this thing that he is also a part of, but that they cannot talk to him about it. Miles’s role is support, back-up, a safety net if things go wrong and Plan B if they fall through entirely. Thus he needs to not be involved with this, to strengthen his position if things truly do go sour. It is ignorance by necessity and, even after several years to become accustomed to the situation, it continues to chaff.
In more positive news, Trucy continues to adore having an older brother in Sebastian, and the boy seems quite taken with his new younger sibling as well, even allowing his little sister to stay with him and Kay every now and then when Phoenix is busy and Larry can’t make it. The young magician and self-proclaimed ‘great thief’ are probably teaching each other all sorts of bad habits, but Sebastian has also sent both Miles and Phoenix pictures of the pair working on Kay’s new motorcycle with huge, oily smiles and grease-smeared clothes. Indeed, just this month has seen the arrival of a similar photo, though this one is of all three of them in Sebastian and Kay’s kitchen, making matzo kugel and Passover noodles in preparation for a week of leaven-free meals.
Trucy says her brother has promised to take her to some performances at the Memorial Opera House come summer. It’s only a block away from her father’s agency, but somehow she’s never thought to go, and now that she has she’s bouncing with excitement to see the ballet and the orchestra and her first live opera since her Tante Franziska took her to Berlin back in 2020! Indeed, ‘excitement’ barely seems a strong enough word, especially considering her prior level of interest in viewing such performances, and Miles only hopes it goes well for them.
And, in the meantime, Phoenix answers one of Miles’s Skype calls with a wine glass in his hand a quarter full of dark purple-red and an open, half-full wine bottle partially visible in the video call.
“It’s grape juice,” he says when Miles asks with trepidation what’s going on.
“It is not.”
“It is!”
“It most certainly is not,” Miles snaps back, “That’s wine. Bad wine,” he adds, squinting at the bottle’s label as best he can through the slight pixilation and- Gott im Himmel, the bottle’s a screw top- “Wright, what in God’s name are you doing drinking bad wine at noon?!?”
“Objection!” Phoenix grins at him, “It’s grape juice which I poured into a bottle that originally had bad wine in it before I tipped it down the sink and washed it out so I could put the grape juice in! Sneaky, huh?”
“…I realize that it’s April, Wright, but there’s no need for you to go out of your way to play the fool,” Miles glares back, “You’re already plenty adapt, no need to practice.”
“Okay, wow, harsh?” Phoenix sets his glass and jovial tone to the side, scowling back with a sharp gesture at his own face, “I’ve told you I’m a lightweight, do you really think I’d be day-drinking, especially when I have work tonight? I mean, heck, you can tell just by looking at that I’m sober, no flushed cheeks!”
…oh, oh yes, that’s true, Wright’s mentioned on several occasions that his cheeks start getting quite red after his second beer, hasn’t he? The growing venom abandons Miles’s tongue, leaving a sour, embarrassed flavour in its wake that has him leaning his face in his hands. “My apologies, that was ill done of me.”
“Edgeworth?” the man’s voice takes a confused tone, “Edgeworth, I- I didn’t actually scare you, did I?”
“Would it be so shocking if I said yes?” Miles lowers one hand, tilting his head to look at Wright, “As pleasant a substance as alcohol may be, we’re criminal lawyers – it’s impossible for such as us not to encounter those who have ruined themselves and others with drink. You’re not the sort to turn to the bottle for comfort, but still… events have been transpiring in your favour recently. I saw a threat, however illogical, to this and I reacted poorly. Again, my apologies.”
“…it’s all that success that’s why I’m doing this,” Phoenix replies in a tone of gentle explanation, “I know you and Maya and everyone’re happy for me, but there’s one problem child who’s anything but.”
“Kristoph?”
He barely needs to ask, but Phoenix confirms anyway. “Kristoph. I thought he’d break a tooth he was clenching his teeth so hard trying to smile when I told him I was certified again. And before you say I should have kept it to myself-”
“No, no,” Miles cuts in, assuring, “You present yourself to him as though you consider him a trusted ally – it would be suspicious not to share such news with him in these circumstances.”
“Yeah, exactly,” Phoenix nods, “Everything’s going well for me, but he still wants me miserable, for whatever reason he’s scared of me finding out. So, to keep him from taking matters into his own hands and also keep him from snooping and finding the jurist committee, I have decided to develop a drinking problem!”
“You mean fake a drinking problem.”
“It was Trucy’s idea,” Phoenix grins, “She thought of the ‘keeping my grape juice in an actual wine bottle’ bit, too, and suggested I tell everyone the truth in a way they’ll never believe. She’s so smart, I have such a smart daughter, I love her so much!”
Miles can’t help chuckling at this. “I take it the shine of fatherhood still hasn’t worn off?”
“You know, I’m starting to think it won’t?” Phoenix beams, unapologetic.
“Good.” Letting the grin slide from his features, Miles switches back to their more serious conversation. “Won’t Kristoph get suspicious that you aren’t getting flushed, no matter how much you drink?”
“Please, you think he’s ever seen me drunk? Or even tipsy? I don’t do that around him, he has no idea.”
“And if he tries to buy you one once you become a ‘drinker’?”
“I never let anyone buy me drinks,” Phoenix suddenly looks profoundly miserable, “I had a bad experience in college.”
“What?” Miles tenses, “You’ve never-”
The man laughs at him, misery melting like snow, “Two unrelated truths and acting skills, Edgeworth. I’m pretty good at holding a role if I have time to plan for it, and, hate to say it, but my double-talk and acting skills really have been getting a pretty thorough workout over the past few years.”
“Mm, perhaps. But then, you’ve always been a liar.”
Phoenix’s eyes flash. “Hold it! I-!”
“Overruled,” Miles smoothly cuts him off, “Bluffing is a key part of your courtroom technique and always has been. You pretend to know more than you do, you pretend to know what you’re doing, you lie and you lie and you lie, and, somehow, from all this, the truth emerges, trapped by your web of lies until it has no choice but to reveal itself.” He smiles at the man, sharp and fond. “What a contradiction you are.”
“…geez, backwards compliment much?” Phoenix grumbles, but his rage is soothed.
“Perhaps. I merely meant to emphasize that you are less changed in your manner and method than you seem to assume, simply forced to use it differently than usual for this situation.”
“Fake a frown instead of force a smile, you mean? …yeah, I guess.” His brow furrows, then he gives a huff of frustrated laughter. “How are you so mean and obnoxious, but so comforting at the same time?”
“It’s a gift.”
“It’s annoying.”
“My condolences.”
“Jerk.”
“That’s uptight stuck-up jerk to you.”
They hold each other’s gaze for a moment before Phoenix snorts and they both look away laughing. “I guess I should know better than to try and get to you with random insults, huh?”
“It does rather seem a losing battle,” Miles demures, “I’ve heard so many, they start to lose meaning after awhile.”
“Mmm,” Phoenix props his chin in one hand, takes a sip of grape juice with a speculative look in his eyes, “Perhaps I should try complimenting you instead, see if that works.”
“I wouldn’t recommend it.”
“Oh? Now I have to try!” the man flashes a grin, “You know that enormous sweater Trucy knit for you? Well the colour suits you really well, even better than your usual suits! And you’re really good with words, and an amazing lawyer, and really good with Trucy, and-”
“All right, enough, you’ve made your point!” Miles feels like his hair’s going to catch fire, his face is so hot.
“-and you totally deserve to be called Galahad!”
“…shut up, Percival.”
Phoenix just laughs again. “How are we supposed to face each other in court after this? We know each other way too well!”
“I’m sure we’ll manage,” Miles glowers, “You’ll get a guilty client one day, and I plan to be the one prosecuting when you do.”
“Wow, grumpy grumpy!”
“Hmph.”
Phoenix chuckles again, soft and fond. “Well, if I have to make a mistake like that, you’re right – I’d rather you be the one there to catch it.”
“I plan to be,” Miles smirks to cover up how warm his face is once again feeling, for different reasons this time, “But before that happens, I look forward to treating you champagne to celebrate your triumph over this mess you’re in.”
“Aw, didn’t I just tell you I don’t let people buy me drinks?” the man asks with a teasing chuckle.
“Come now, don’t you think you can find it in your heart to make an exception?”
“For you?” Phoenix pretends to consider, then winks at him. “I suppose I just might.”
Notes:
I stole the Memorial Opera House from real-life San Francisco, where it’s the War Memorial Opera House and, according to Google Maps, located right down the street from the Wright Anything Agency (which is located in San Francisco in our world for some reason). Because I saw that and could not resist the idea that the Agency is located near an opera house after establishing opera-related stuff and having Sebbie in this fic. I just couldn’t.
Also, sorry for taking awhile to get this one up, real life happened! Also, please know that I apologize not for taking proper care of myself, ‘cause you’re all frankly the best readers in the world and always encourage me to if I mention something’s come up! I apologize because I really prefer to give notification just in general if I’m going to take this long between chapters, and especially these days when sudden radio has a much higher probability of being really serious than it did when I started writing this fic, because, you know, apocalypses happen. (It was a relatively low-key apocalypse compared to what we see in media, but it’s still significant enough to count.) Positive side: this is the first time this has happened this fic, so I’m still pretty pleased with my average so far!
Chapter 130
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Maya Fey: I need to find some stronger waterfalls to stand under, tje village ones just aren’t doing it for me like they used to.
Miles takes a moment to stare into space and consider the fact that his life is such that he now just… has conversations like this, then calls Maya. “Dare I ask what brought this on?”
“I’ve hit a roadblock in my training,” she replies, forgoing ritual greetings as casually as he had, “Standing under waterfalls is a key part of the Fey methodology – it builds mental and spiritual endurance via high stakes meditation! Only I must have trained too much or something, ‘cause it doesn’t really feel like an endurance anymore.”
“How dreadful for you.” A thought passes through as to whether Larry would possibly find standing under a waterfall helpful for sorting out his own ‘spiritual pathways’ before it’s quickly dismissed; it’s impressive enough that the artist has taken up regular meditations – or ‘quiets’ as his therapist has labeled them – of any sort, no need to push his fallible luck that far.
“It is,” Maya replies, not being privy to Miles’s internal musings, “It’s supposed to be a- a- a somethingerother of the flesh! Defoliation? No, that’s not- argh, I know this word!”
“Mortification?” he suggests.
“Yes!” he hears her snap her fingers in triumph, “It’s supposed to be a mortification of the flesh, and it’s not working anymore! My flesh is not mortified, it’s just going, ‘eh, could be worse.’ How am I supposed to achieve true mastery and lead my people back to adequate levels of glory with ‘eh could be worse-ening’ of the flesh level of training?!?”
“You could just go to a different waterfall.”
“I’ve already gone to all the local waterfalls!” there’s a sound that Miles would bet good money is the result of an overdramatic spirit medium flopping onto her bed, “I’m already using the tallest, coldest one we have! Why is life lack of pain?!?”
Not the typical sentiment one hears, but if it means this much to her, “Have you tried lying down on your back instead of standing?”
“…no offense, Edgeworth, but that sounds like a downgrade in difficulty, not an upgrade.”
“Perhaps. But have you anything to lose by trying?”
“Meh, I guess not. It’s either this or start looking for waterfalls I’d have to bike to or something, and I don’t have a bike. …it might be worth getting a bike, actually, then I could visit Nick whenever I like!”
Miles considers this piece of information. “Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your village a two-hour train ride from Los Tokyo?”
“Yeah, and?” Maya’s tone is that of one who has just been presented a piece of information completely unrelated to the topic at hand, “Pearl’s been able to run that distance since she was eight. I might not be quite at the same level of beast as her, but I even I can cover that distance with only a couple snack breaks if I want to.”
“…oh.”
“I just don’t, because I like riding the train! But a bike would probably be fun, too, and it’d make it easier to get around Los Tokyo once I got there – people are more okay with bikers than runners for some reason, it’s really weird.”
“Ah.” Miles tries to imbue his response with the indication that he has any point of reference for the level of physical fitness she’s casually describing.
“Yeah, so a bike’s actually a good idea – I should start saving for one! I’ll try the waterfall idea, too. Thanks, Edgeworth!”
“You’re most welcome.” He hangs up, generously allows himself a few minutes to stare at the wall opposite his desk and reacquaint himself with what everyone else considers normalcy, then returns to the wrap-up paperwork of his latest case. Though, admittedly, he does feel somewhat refreshed for the interruption. Erratic as she may be, for numerous reasons even beyond the channeling business (as she has just so succinctly demonstrated), Maya’s determined cheerfulness and unyielding spirit do make the world a brighter place. Truly, it is with ever-growing gratitude that he looks back on her trial and his defeat at Wright’s hands, as picturing a world without her, well. It really doesn’t bear thinking about…
Several hours later, his phone buzzes again. When he unlocks it, he finds an update from Maya.
Maya Fey: Edgeworth, you mad genius, it’s perfect!!!
M Edgeworth: Are you speaking of the bicycle or the waterfall?
Maya Fey: Waterall!
Maya Fey: I don’t think I’ve ever been so mortified, fonna have to go back to the ebginner’s waterfall for this, I nearly drowned!
Miles is in the midst of discerning how he should respond to this when his phone alerts him to the fact that he’s been sent a photograph. From it beams Maya, flashing a peace sign with her free hand, soaking wet with her hair thoroughly askew, and a large pink towel around her shoulders. In the background are several extremely frazzled looking Kurainese nuns, what appears to be a first aid kit, and a Pearl that has only recently stopped crying. Even farther in the background, but still inescapably present, is an extremely large waterfall.
M Edgeworth: …I take it that this is a good thing?
Maya Fey: Pleasure reminds us that life is good and worth living, pain reminds us that we are alive, both are key things for one who works with death and the dead to remember at all times!
Maya Fey: Gonna add this to my routine, I could feel the enlightenment soakig in!
Maya Fey: Also water!
Maya Fey: So so so much water, you would not believe hwo much water
Maya Fey: I am very soggy.
M Edgeworth: I noticed. Is Pearls well? She appeared to be in tears in your photo.
Maya Fey: …she came along at just the wrong time.
Maya Fey: I’d just rolled out from under the waterfall and was still hacking water out of my lungs.
Maya Fey: She’s okay now though, and she knows I’m okay.
Maya Fey: Oh, just a tic, the nuns want to talk to me for a moment!
Miles decides to take this break from the conversation to bury his face in his hands and question his life choices and also ponder the fact that he lives in the same world as Maya Fey, somehow and against all odds. Even beyond the universe’s numerous attempts to have her arrested for murder, the contents of her daily life are such that it sometimes feels she should exist in some strange parallel dimension where destiny is real and the laws of anime apply. It would certainly go a long way to explaining what she, and especially Pearl, are physically capable of, at the very least…
His phone buzzes and cuts off this train of thought with another message.
Maya Fey: Edgeworth, they’re saying if I want to add this to my routine then I need adult supervision.
Maya Fey: I’m 23, that’s legally an adult everywhere, tell them I’m an adult and the future leader of this village and can do what I want!
M Edgeworth: To all those concerned, the woman known as Maya Fey, while capable in some ways, attracts potential death to her as honey attracts bees, and should not be left alone in situations that have even the potential to be overtly dangerous.
Maya Fey: …this is betrayal, and you’re officially listed as ‘Edgeworst’ in my phone again.
Maya Fey: Also I didn’t show your message to them so HA HA!
M Edgeworth: I am distraught, truly, you cannot imagine my anguish.
Maya Fey: …you have no idea how annoying you are.
M Edgeworth: Not for lack of trying on yours and Wright’s part, as the pair of you frequently try to tell me.
M Edgeworth: In any case, what did you mean earlier by ‘add this to your routine?’ Wouldn’t lying beneath a waterfall simply replace standing beneath one?
Maya Fey: Of course not, different muscles, you know? Gotta do maintenance or else I’ll lose my edge!
M Edgeworth: Ah.
Maya Fey: Anyway, other than you being a twerp, thanks for suggesting this. I know you think I’m low/high-key crazy with the channeling thing, but it’s gonna be really helpful and I appreciate it a lot!
M Edgeworth: At this point in my acquaintance with you, I feel I must admit that something happens when you ‘channel.’ I don’t know what, or if I fully believe that it is what you say it is, but… it is not nothing. More than smoke and mirrors. And, in any case, you are a friend. I should hate to see you stumble if an offered hand might prevent it.
Maya Fey: 8O!!! :D Aw, you’re not Edgeworst anymore and I love you, too! <3
M Edgeworth: :)
Maya Fey: I love it, but you gotta <3 back!
M Edgeworth: I will not.
Maya Fey: Pleeeeeease?
M Edgeworth: Whoooooop
Maya Fey: CLOSE ENOUGH!!! XD <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Maya Fey: Talk to you later, Edgeworth!
M Edgeworth: Until then.
Notes:
My friend Blue is to thank for Maya’s waterfall antics, he’s the one who was talking about her waterfall training at just the right time and came up with the scenario described in the photo Maya sent to Miles – thanks, Blue! <3
Chapter 131
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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May 2023
Sometimes, when he has a lull in his day or in the quiet of his nighttime apartment, Miles thinks of things he would like to say to Phoenix. These thoughts then drift gently in the background when they converse in various ways, popping up between the stars as he considers them from his building’s roof on a fine night.
Some of them are things he may say, but must be sparing with in how frequently he does so, such as reassuring Phoenix that he will triumph with his jurist system and how great the help of the committee he has now officially formed is sure to be. It is a thing he still truly believes, but he has also just turned thirty, as Phoenix himself turned thirty six months prior. Something about the completion of another decade brings into sharp focus that Phoenix has been on this quest of his in some form or another for four years now. Not only that, but the endless slog is wearing at the man, slowly, gradually. His appearance is not as crisp as it once was, even in his casually dapper poker/piano-player attire, with stress adding a subtle layer of influence over the lines and angles of the man’s face.
A certain brightness has returned to his eyes with his European paralegal license achieved, and a spring to his step, both of which are eminently gratifying to see, but it is kinder, Miles thinks (hopes), to not remind him of the true scope of his undertaking too frequently, and instead offer a safe haven to speak freely of other subjects. To quietly pray to whatever kindness there is in the universe that the desired change in legislation Phoenix is pursuing is one that takes a handful of years, not decades, to see truly enacted and enforced, and not bring such possibilities to the man’s attention.
Not all the things left unsaid or mostly unsaid are so bleak, however. Ever since he realized the true correlation of cause and effect, Miles has taken a certain wicked pleasure in flustering Phoenix. There is something rather delightful about making him blush, about this amusing confirmation that Miles is not the only one with things he leaves unspoken. This is another action he does his best not to indulge in too often – he still doesn’t want to distract the man, especially when things are going so well for him, nor does he wish to inadvertently cross the line from playful teasing to harassment.
Besides, most of the time… most of the time what he truly wishes to say is too blunt to be taken as humour. Better to distract the man when he gets morose about “this funny-looking face of mine” by mocking Larry or some other easy target than to say that he finds Phoenix’s face fascinating. That he wants to stare into those blue and brown eyes for far longer than is socially acceptable between mere colleagues, trace his jagged brows and pleasing jawline with a finger, see how adulthood has shaped a chest he only remembers seeing when they were boys at the pool. He wants to tell Phoenix that he’s got a smile to rival any movie star’s, and that his confidence, when it emerges, is thrilling to behold.
It’s strange, really, when they go out together sometimes, and someone – a clerk, a fellow diner, a random stranger – will occasionally present Miles with their contact information. And, without fail, Phoenix will get annoyed when Miles gets confused over this occurrence, especially if he should wonder aloud why that person would do such a thing. And it’s not that Miles is unaware of what’s happening in such situations, such things have been part of his life for over a decade now. He knows what they’re interested in. He can just never quite understand why they’re so steadfastly interested in him, and he certainly doesn’t understand why Wright never seems to receive the same treatment, when he is, objectively, the handsomer of the two of them.
Perhaps they are both attractive men as the world measures things, but Miles will truly never understand how people can let their eyes pass right over Phoenix to rest on him instead. In his personal opinion, it’s as senseless as focusing on a photograph in greyscale when one in glorious colour hangs to its side. Miles himself never could, still can’t, and a shy part of him would like very much to be allowed to look closer, let his eyes drink their fill, and to see how the man has changed with time. Which parts of him are soft from his terrible diet, which are lean from his daily cycling. How he responds to being seen, and what changes this may bring in how he holds himself, the expressions that cross his face.
If he’s feeling especially daring, and locked away in the privacy of his apartment, sometimes he wonders what it would be like to be allowed not only to look but to touch as well. Would Phoenix allow it? Would he be bold, as confident as he is in court, or shy? Would there be places he encouraged Miles’s hand to linger, resting on a shoulder, cupping a cheek, brushing through that unruly hair? Too many variables, too many unknowns, and it feels… unkind, to Miles, to paint some mental image or script of how it would go, too intimate, too personal when they have yet to trade a single word on the topic.
That said… there is one thing that is not so much a desire or an assumption on Miles’s part as a hope, and it is this:
He hopes he smiles.
Should the day ever come that Miles is able to finally take Phoenix’s hand and tell him, “I’m in love with you,” he hopes the man will smile at him. Perhaps shift his own hand to grasp Miles’s more securely and reply, “Me too.”
The circumstances beyond that are, frankly, irrelevant, unimportant, and why wouldn’t they be? If he could hold Phoenix’s hand and confess his love, have his confession be met with a smile and requitement, why… Miles doesn’t see why anything else would even matter at all…
None of this is permissible to say, however, Miles doesn’t give voice to it even when he is utterly alone, let alone where anyone else could hear, especially Phoenix. If the way the man reacts to mild flirting is any indication, the reaction would be positive, but would leave the man incapable of logical thought for days afterwards, possibly even weeks, and he simply doesn’t have the time or space in his life at the moment for that kind of lapse in capability. If nothing else, he needs to maintain his focus while playing poker, and Trucy, for all her maturity, is still only twelve. She needs her father’s support and guidance, and she certainly deserves her carefully packed bag of sandwiches or bento of leftovers that Phoenix makes sure is ready for her every school day.
Not to mention that Miles is fairly certain Kay is one of the jurist committee members, and he’s loathe to discover how well such a new group can function when it contains her, Sebastian, and Ray without Phoenix there to run herd on them all. Strange as the situation may be, she is Miles’s boss at a certain level when it comes to Yatagarasu, so he knows first-hand what organizations she holds power in are like. It’s not an experience for the faint of heart.
So, for now, Miles keeps his thoughts and his words to himself, and does his best to wait patiently for the day when he can finally share them with the man he loves…
Notes:
Main takeaway from this chapter: Yes, Miles wants to see Phoenix with his shirt off.
Miles, when someone hits on him and Phoenix is there: Why are you flirting with me, a seven, when there is a ten standing right next to me?
Also, quiet reminder, Miles’s opinion on black and white or greyscale art is not the author’s opinion even a little bit, and Miles’s own opinion is heavily a result of his colour vision quirk and him as a result strongly associating greyscale with depression and being in a bad headspace.
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June 2023
The van Zieks ball is as elegant as it had been the previous year and, in spite of the relatively recent discovery about one of his fellow attendees, Miles finds it a rather more enjoyable event this time around. Mostly because this year Franziska has, for once, exercised her right to bring a guest with her, and as a result arrives with Adrian Andrews on her arm. It’s a bold move, even in these increasingly liberal times, and could very easily been taken as a calculated power move on Franziska’s part, meant to startle and wrong-foot… but it’s truly not.
In the seven months since the Gumbyrde wedding, Miles has been the recipient of a great many texts, calls, and e-mails in regards to his sister and the shift she and Miss Andrews have made from friends to girlfriends, fraught with tones of delight, excitement, and utter terror. It is this shift that has led Franziska to finally attend therapy herself. Not at the behest of another, but because she has stumbled her way into something she never thought to have, and she desires to keep it more than she fears looking weak.
And he’s never seen his sister look so happy at a formal event before. It’s doubtful any of the other attendees can tell, save perhaps the van Zieks themselves and Holmes, but to Miles it’s obvious. She stands as straight as ever, but as though lifted from within rather than forcing herself ever higher. Her gown, with long, slightly flared sleeves and skirt and a lower neckline, is also several shades bluer than her usual selection, a fine compliment to Miss Andrew’s sleeker navy A-line. Both women wear their hair up tonight, elaborate braids and an elegant twist respectively, both tastefully studded with the same shade of gem as Franziska’s broach. A beautifully subtle nod to the fact that they are not simply here together, but Together.
It’s a sensible move to invite Miss Andrews to this party as well. No matter what event Franziska had chosen to introduce her girlfriend to this aspect of her life, it would have been intimidating. Presenting her at the van Zieks’s event not only displays a flattering level of trust and good will towards her hosts, further underscoring and strengthening the new alliance, it allows Franziska to place more of her attention and care on Miss Andrews’s comfort and well-being. She doesn’t have to interact with as many other guests as she would have at an event where she has more political and social allies, or that she were hosting herself. It also leaves just enough time to decide if and how much Miss Andrews will be involved in the von Karma gala in August.
Quietly, Miles hopes the business manager is both willing and able to step into the political aspects of being connected to Franziska in this manner, as well as the private ones. It was years ago, but he recalls well enough what it was like to go from American upper-middle-class to European aristocracy and old money, and it is not the easiest of things. If Adrian Andrews can make that step, however… His sister has done an exemplary job of filling her role as the head of their branch of the family, but it is one that, in truth, is meant for two people, both master and mistress of the estate. Miles has done what he is able, but his unwillingness to step foot on the von Karma property since DL-6’s resolution severely limits how much use he can be of.
…for the sake of both his sister’s heart and his head of family’s legacy and strength, he hopes this romance of theirs goes smoothly from a bright fire to glimmering charcoal. Perhaps not so romantic or picturesque, but warm and glowing, and able to burn indefinitely, so long as it is properly tended. He hopes that this is a partnership that lasts – there is no such thing as solitary greatness, as he has been learning for himself, and his sister has been lonely for far too much of her life. Used to dealing with the trials and politics of film and television, and with the progress she has been making emotionally, Miles allows himself the soft hope that Miss Andrews might be able to be not only the person his sister loves, but the sort she needs as well.
(He also somehow has a strange, terrible feeling that, were Maya ever to hear his opinions on the subject, she would look straight past all his sensible pragmatism and call him a soppy romantic to his face – absolutely mortifying, even in theory.)
(Though the medium’s own ‘politically strategic harem’ plans do mean that at least she would be unlikely to chastise him for having pragmatic thoughts on the subject, which is strangely comforting.)
When Franziska is eventually called to dance and mingle with other guests, Miles cordially steps forward to offer his own arm to Miss Andrews.
“This is strategic, isn’t it?” she murmurs as they quietly stroll about the room’s circumference together.
“Naturally,” he confirms, keeping his own gait carefully matched to her walking speed, “It wouldn’t do to imply that I disapprove of my sister’s selection in partners, especially when this isn’t the case.”
She snorts, rolling her eyes when he glances at her.
“There are other reasons as well, of course,” he admits with a slight smile, “I do recall how it was to first attend an event such as this, you know. Rather different than the gatherings in America.”
“We definitely don’t have ballrooms- or, not ones decorated like this,” Miss Andrews admits, eyes trailing the vaulted ceiling, the carefully maintained moldings, woodwork, and paint, “I’ve been to some fancy parties in my time, but this feels… different. Older.”
“The weight of tradition,” Miles agrees with a small gesture at their fellow guests, “Many of their ancestors danced at parties such as this long before our ancestors ever heard the term ‘land of opportunity.’”
Though she says nothing, his companion’s expression still gives him a very clear idea what she thinks of that. He gives a subtle shrug in response.
“Power such as they hold is a privilege, but also meant to be a responsibility. ‘If all do their duty, we need not fear harm’ and such sentiments.”
“And look how well that’s worked,” Miss Andrews snorts. “There’s a reason we don’t have a monarchy in America.”
“And yet Americans remain obsessed with the concept of royalty,” Miles shoots back, “Secret inheritances, marrying a prince or princess, the sword in the stone, and slews of fairy tales, all dreaming of crowns and castles.”
She gives him a dry look. “You are incredibly annoying.”
Miles gives her his most charming smile. “I know, it’s a gift.”
This gets a chuckle, in spite of herself. “And what are you, then? Pro-monarchy or democracy?”
“Why Miss Andrews,” he puts his free hand theatrically to his chest, “I’m a lawyer. Naturally I’m a deeply jaded cynic who’s all too aware that both are deeply, inherently flawed systems.”
“Stop it, you’re not allowed to be funny!”
“Objection, I’m afraid you’ll find it’s far too late for that.”
“Okay then,” she meets his gaze with a challenging smile, “If you had to pick a government, which would you choose and why?”
“German, of course,” he replies smugly, “No speed limits.”
“Will you please give me a straight answer?”
“No, I’m a homosexual lawyer, it’s against my moral code.”
His companion half chokes in her efforts not to let out a shriek of shocked laughter, and Miles gallantly leads her to a more secluded corner to get her giggles back under control. He’s just offering her his handkerchief to wipe her eyes when Franziska makes her return.
Chapter 133
Notes:
So, this is something I actually have to put here now, since it’s been localized, this chapter contains strongly implied spoilers for the end of the second Great Ace Attorney game. Spoilers begin at “Nor do the van Zieks shy away, ” and it’s safe to start reading again at “And he is not the only one who thinks so ”. The chapter WILL still be comprehensible without this section.
Also, a reminder that we still have Holmes here instead of Sholmes, because I started all this WAY before the official localization and I feel no need to change it in this instance.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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[Miss Andrews] half chokes in her efforts not to let out a shriek of shocked laughter, and Miles gallantly leads her to a more secluded corner to get her giggles back under control. He’s just offering her his handkerchief to wipe her eyes when Franziska makes her return.
“Miles Edgeworth, what indignities are you inflicting upon my girlfriend?!”
“Merely the delight of my charming personality,” Miles replies as his sister joins them, Holmes and Ylva accompanying her.
“Hmph, as if you have such a thing,” his sister sniffs, before going to stand beside Miss Andrews and sweep an arm authoritatively at her companions. “Mr. Jonathan Holmes, Lady Ylva Holmes, may I present Adrian Andrews of Los Tokyo, Japanafornia. Adrian, these are Jonathan Holmes and Ylva Holmes of the van Zieks duchy.”
“A pleasure,” Ylva nods, a layer of well-bred civility and a dark gown only mostly hiding her more feral aspects, a scarf the same lavender-grey as her short hair wrapped about her throat and held there with the golden crest of her family.
Holmes, as always, cleans up to perfection, necessitating far more than a casual glance to reveal that he was no more born to this life of aristocratic mingling than Miles himself. He takes Miss Andrews’s hand and bows over it, before straightening to offer a more casual handshake. “As my wife said, a pleasure.”
“Likewise,” Miss Andrews nods, then considers him, “Holmes… that wouldn’t be from the same family as Sherlock Holmes, would it?”
The scientific defense attorney’s expression barely shifts, but a careful eye will see how it’s gone pained around the edges. “Yes, he was the brother of my great grandfather, Mycroft Holmes.”
“Oh yes, I know about him – I read his memoir a few years ago,” Miss Andrews lays a hand on Franziska’s shoulder in greeting, then allows it to slide down to rest on her girlfriend’s elbow, her attention still on Holmes, “A fascinating man in his own right.”
“I’m surprised to hear you say that,” Holmes’s expression grows more genial again, “He’s not as… fondly remembered as his brother is, nor did he lead as exciting a life.”
“Mr. Holmes, I’m a business manager – I know how tricky and convoluted bureaucracy and government regulation can get, and they’re fascinating subjects if you can find the right person to talk about them, which he seems to have been. Besides, if I’m in the mood for adventure and intrigue, I can just ask Franziska about her day, can’t I, darling?”
“This is correct!” the younger woman declares with rather more force than is her usual wont and a face that has gone red from roots to collarbone.
…Miles is absolutely going to tease his sister about this. Not right away, perhaps, but it’s a happening that is noted and recorded for a later time as surely as if he’d written it down in his organizer. In the present, however, they discuss past cases, politely avoiding the ones Miss Andrews was involved in. There is champagne and more dancing, trays of hors d'oeuvres and elegant servers in black and cream, the golden van Zieks crest gleaming upon each left breast – some for tonight only, some resident staff.
There is something… gratifying about being here, not the generalized glitter and awe of high society, but at this specific gathering. For all their uncanny auras, the van Zieks are known for their strong stances against corruption, classism, and, really, any crime one cares to name that so many in their social circles seem to view as their right to ignore or participate in, as if being born above a certain class meant one was born above the law as well.
Nor do the van Zieks shy away from the darker aspects of their lineage; Klint is not remembered with pride, but nor is he forgotten or erased. Helge had taken Miles to see the prosecutor’s portrait once, while Miles was studying under him during his wandering years. A handsome man with the lavender-grey van Zieks hair had stared out of a plain wooden frame, an old-fashioned prosecutor’s badge pinned to his chest.
“He is a reminder to our family,” Helge had stated, returning his ancestor’s gaze unflinchingly, “A reminder of our own fallibility. Our standards, our morals, our ideals… none of these are inherited, no holy gifts of God’s grace are they. They are our own, made and upheld by our own hands, our own choices. Legacy offers a path, but we are the ones who must walk it, and who determine how far it will go. She certainly did.”
He had gestured at another painting, this one of a woman with pink hair and an enigmatically mild expression. While dressed every inch a fine lady, she had been depicted surrounded by, rather than flowers or something classically picturesque, books and scientific paraphernalia, with ink stains and chemical burns loyally rendered on her fingers and hands.
“It is by her say that we of Barok’s line hold the van Zieks duchy – she held no truck with nor interest in obtaining its wealth or titles for herself, though both would have been well within her rights. A remarkable woman, truly a credit to her mentor, if perhaps more interested in spreading word of others’ achievements than her own. I had the great fortune to meet her as a boy not long before she passed, and bless my sisters eternally that they were with me, else I shouldn’t have gotten her to say a thing about herself while I was there… and likely wouldn’t have thought to. And that would have been a heavy regret to carry indeed. Cousin Rosemary is doing a biography on her at the moment, and from her reports it’s blessed difficult going…”
Miles had spent quite some time examining the two portraits and their occupants, his mind overgrown with legacy and choice and the crossroads of the two as he had stood there. The pair of portraits had felt somewhere between a lesson and a riddle at the time, one he struggled to see a definite answer to. These days it feels clearer when he thinks on the subject, the concepts within less confusingly new, more familiar now, more tangible. A question with many answers rather than the single truth he had searched for when he first encountered it, and he feels closer to the answer that is right for him these days…
And he is not the only one who thinks so. Outside of approval and confirmation of how well and thoroughly Miles has managed to rebuild his own principles might not be strictly necessary, but they are appreciated. And acknowledgement by the van Zieks is high praise indeed, especially with the stir Miles had caused when he sought tutelage from the Triplets of Death in the first place. More than a few did, and still do, question his motives, and his place here. His hosts for tonight, however, have known him in some way or another for as long as he has been a von Karma, and theirs is the opinion that matters to him.
Tonight, their opinion is clear. They converse freely with Miles and Franziska for all their world to see, exchange pleasantries with Franziska’s guest, emphasize through action that, whatever the past held, the feud between von Karma and van Zieks is ended, a path that together they have chosen to travel no longer.
Notes:
All three of the Triplets of Death wear a broach like the one Barok has on his cravat, as I declared it the van Zieks family crest years ago and have no intention of changing it now. And, for anyone now wondering, yes, in my heart Ylva has also always sported her own take on what seems to be the van Zieks hairstyle. Hjördis wears hers long (the better to roll with her Victorian pastel vampire sword lesbian aesthetic), and Helge wears his cropped fairly short, since he has to deal with a big, fussy European judge’s wig.
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Much as Miles is enjoying the van Zieks’s ball, and much as the guests are, for the most part, people he finds pleasant to interact with, or at least tolerable, there are a few whom he’d prefer to avoid if he can. The sight of one such person in the crowd had been plenty indication later in the night that it was time to go cool his heels with a glass of water, escaping from the throng for a few minutes. He’s considering whether he should rejoin the dance floor or wait a few moments longer when his cellphone buzzes in his pocket, presenting its own quandaries. Really he shouldn’t have it on here at all, but, well. When the people in his life have emergencies, they tend to be of the sort one wishes to know of sooner rather than later.
Thus, he fishes the phone out to check whether the text he’s just received is important or not.
P Wright: My boss just called. I’m playing against Don Cadaverini tonight. Do I throw the game or cross my fingers and hope Viola still has positive inclinations towards me from the El Tigre trial???
M Edgeworth: Wright, what the hell?
P Wright: I don’t know nd also low-key fear for my life.
M Edgeworth: DON’T PLAY.
P Wright: My boss says I gotta. :’(
P Wright: Also, I know I didn’t ask and I should’ve, but if I don’t come back from this one, I did leave you something in my will.
M Edgeworth: This feels like a leading statement.
P Wright: It absolutely is.
M Edgeworth: Very well, I’ll play along: what did you leave me?
P Wright: Trucy.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: We’re talking about this tomorrow, but if something does happen to you, I will take care of her.
P Wright: Thanks, Edgeworth. :)
M Edgeworth: You’re welcome.
“Still can’t stay off your phone, I see.”
“I’m a millennial,” Miles replies, simultaneously sending Phoenix a quick farewell before looking up, “It’s expected of us.”
Elektra Stanebridge rolls her eyes at him. “Quite. And I’m from Generation X.”
Miles raises an eyebrow at her. “I shudder to think how old you believe me to be, but I only just turned thirty this past May, placing me squarely in the millennial generation.”
“Yes, well,” she colours and looks away, wrong-footed, “If you’re going to insist on being on that contraption in proper society, you could at least have the decency to use an appropriate phone case.”
“It’s appropriate enough to serve its intended function,” Miles replies, subconsciously tracing the scratch on its back before returning it to the inner pocket of his jacket again, “Sword damage notwithstanding.”
“Sword damage?” he’s wrong-footed her again, if in a different manner than before.
“Indeed. A suspect with an unfortunate case of paranoia and also a keen interest in bladed weapons. Had the detective I was with been a bit slower, we might not be having this conversation.”
“Hmph. A pity, then.”
In spite of his familiarity and experience with such statements, hearing this sentiment in this particular instance… it is all he can do not to take a step back. “Surely you don’t mean that.”
“Why ever wouldn’t I?”
She lifts her chin, narrows her eyes, the very image of a disdainful young aristocrat, swathed in silver satin, hair in a stylish twist to the back of her head. It’s hard to picture the young woman before him laughing, a loose yellow braid trailed over her many-patched vest, as she discusses fan theories with her friends. Hard… but not impossible, now that he knows to look. “Because you are not the sort to wish another dead, especially one who has never personally wronged you or yours.”
“And who’s to say you haven’t?” her eyes hold a challenge, daring him to try and prove her wrong, confident in his failure.
But he holds more cards than she, and is a better player besides. “Your parents,” he replies smoothly, “I spoke with them earlier tonight, in the event that your own displeasure with me was an extension of theirs. According to them, none of your family has ever been connected to any case I’ve ever tried, either directly or indirectly. Which leaves the question… if we have no connection, then why have you taken such a strong stance against me?”
He waits, watching her face carefully, and, for a moment, it looks like she might be honest with him, reveal her reasoning and allow him to try and clear the air. But then the moment passes and she looks away. “I simply dislike you, and that is all you need to know.”
And she’s gone, with no way for him to go after her without drawing unwanted attention down on both of them, which has the potential to expose a part of their lives they have presumably both gone to great effort to keep private.
Neither of them are wildly public figures, but Miles has been involved in enough ‘news-worthy’ events and achieved a big enough reputation in the courts that he’s well-used to spontaneous reporters at this point in his life, and Elektra will have grown up having to keep the concepts of gossip and scandal in mind when she presents herself in public. That she’s found a place where she can truly relax in outside the privacy of her home and spend time with friends genuinely impresses him, especially with how well she manages to hide her accent and upbringing at conventions. And she likely won’t have many such places – even if the papers don’t care about her, fellow members of her social class will, and any mishap or disgrace upon one family member in these circles tends to spread to the rest, no matter their culpability or involvement…
Miles sighs and downs the rest of his water with far less decorum than the current setting demands. Now that Elektra’s had her confrontation with him, she’ll likely keep her distance for the rest of the event, and being homosexual doesn’t erase the fact that he’s still a man seven years her senior. As a result, this is neither the time nor the place to pursue the matter, as there is no scenario he can think of where he is able to chase her down while keeping his reputation completely unsullied in the process.
Well then.
So be it.
Handing off his empty glass to a passing waiter with a tray of similar glasses, Miles scans the crowd for his sister and Miss Andrews again. Finding them on the dance floor, he instead turns his attention to some associates he has yet to speak with tonight and really should, though he continues to logic out his next step with Elektra as he begins to make his way to them.
With the way things are… he’ll simply have to start distancing himself from her, and likely the rest of the Sundry Others as well. Better to fade away and become a pleasant once was rather than risk destroying something they all value. It has been enjoyable, spending conventions with them, but it’s probably past time he began learning to navigate such events on his own, anyway. …likely he should continue his correspondence with Streamer, since Miles seems to be of some vague benefit to the vlogger’s channel, but perhaps it would be best to begin to phase the ‘Legal Samurai’ segments out, as Elektra/Zap is in charge of Miles’s audio, and maintaining such a connection with her while distancing himself from the rest of the group would be counterintuitive. It will be fine, he’s sure his segments are just a passing trend, anyway – Streamer’s channel was plenty successful without them, and he’s been having good luck with his topics and interviews lately. Yes, this is probably all for the best, slip away, become a memory, and carry his secrets away with him – his and Zap’s both.
The thought of pulling her aside, revealing that he knows her secret and thus evening the ground between them again, does cross his mind, however… doing so means entrusting her with his secret. And Miles… doesn’t particularly feel comfortable with that. Zap can reveal that she’s a fan of the show without admitting to her convention adventures, but Miles cannot explain how he knows about Zap without also outing himself as the Legal Samurai. It would be nice to believe that she would keep his secret, allow him to continue as he has at SteelKon UK for the past few years… but he can’t take that on faith. He knows too well how irrational and cruel people can be when angered or upset, it’s impossible not to with his job, and this is a risk he simply won’t take. The convention is his retreat as much as hers – he’s not going to sacrifice it on such a gamble.
OoOoOoOoO
P Wright: I lived!
P Wright: And also I think I have unsolicited but very official mob protection now?
P Wright: That’s what my boss seems to think, anyway.
P Wright: The important thing is that I now have so much job security.
P Wright: Also Viola still likes me(?) even though I beat her at cards.
P Wright: Her head healed up nicely. I think?
P Wright: She puts make-up on the scar. Black make-up. With cracks zig-zagging off of it. It makes her look kind of like a broken doll. It’s terrifying.
P Wright: Suffice to say my poker face got a heck of a trial by fire to see just how good it is.
P Wright: Hope your fancy party thing went well, talk to you on Wednesday!
Chapter 135
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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The day after a high society gathering of any sort – gala, charity event, whatever it may be – is generally a slow one. The events tend to run late by tradition, some past midnight, so scheduling something for first thing the next morning generally isn’t in one’s best interest. And, for once, this is in his favour, because it means that Miles is easily able to catch his flight from London back to Berlin, drive home to Anwaltsstadt, get a bit of work done, and still be perfectly positioned to be staring at his laptop screen with a peak judgmental expression when Phoenix answers the Skype call.
“Now, explain again how you managed to leave me an entire child in your will without consulting me ahead of time?”
“…carefully?”
“Wright.”
“Eek! Okay, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s just-” Phoenix leans back in his chair, hands on his eyes, elbows splayed out in the air on either side, “I changed my will to make sure Trucy inherited after I adopted her. Except I didn’t consider the fact that she’d actually need a caretaker as well as resources until I was at the attorney’s office, and I- Look, my parents were out of the question, if they don’t want to meet her while I’m alive then I’m sure as heck not leaving her to them in the event that I die, and Ojiichan and Granma are great, but they’re old, and they’ve met a couple times, but… they don’t really know Trucy. No, more they don’t… understand her.”
“And I do?” Miles counters.
“Would it surprise you if I said yes?” Phoenix leans forward again until his elbows are on his computer desk and he’s peering at Miles between his fingers with a half-smile. “She’s known you almost as long as she’s known me, you know – I only have about a week and a half on you. And at the time, you were the only other person that Trucy and I both knew – I mean, I did this pretty soon after I got disbarred, like maybe a month or so after you went back to Germany? So I already knew that the two of you got along, and that you’d be able to support her and that- that you’d take good care of her. That you’d take the time to talk to her, and to listen, and just…” he waves his hands, at a loss for adequate words to explain himself.
“…I see.” Miles sits back from his own computer, digesting this information. “And is there a particular reason why I’m only just hearing about this now?”
“Honestly? It slipped my mind,” Phoenix shrugs, rueful and mildly apologetic, “It was still crazy busy back when I did all that, I was still figuring out how to be a caretaker and trying to find a job and figuring out what to do about the whole disbarment thing. And I kept meaning to tell you, except I always thought about it at times when I couldn’t, and then somehow it was last night and I realized, “Oh, hey, it’s been four years and I might actually die tonight and I never told Edgeworth that he gets Trucy if that happens, I should probably give him a heads-up.’”
“…just don’t do it again.” Miles self-indulgently lets his brow come to a rest in his hand. Much as he would like to be more annoyed than he is, it’s Wright, the man who inhabits his own personal sphere of chaos so potent that it’s actually contagious, making it easy to believe that events transpired exactly as he’d said.
Phoenix, meanwhile, gives him a relieved smile. “Thanks. Sorry.”
“Hmph, apology accepted, I suppose.” He smirks as a thought occurs to him, “After all, naming me Trucy’s guardian was a rather brave move on your part.”
“Thank- wait, what? Why?”
“Because by choosing me you did not choose Franziska – a rather risky choice, wouldn’t you say?”
“Hey, hey now, wait a minute!” Phoenix splutters, “I-! That-! Trucy hadn’t even met Franziska back then, how was I supposed to know Franziska would like her so much or that they’d get along?!? I- Trucy deserved to have someone she knew be her new guardian if something happened to me! She-!” the fight goes out of him at this point, for reasons that become apparent with his next statement, “She doesn’t deserve to have to go through the sort of mess that Zak left her in twice. Zak didn’t know for certain I’d take her in, and Trucy sure as heck didn’t. She didn’t deserve to go through that once… I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, but I couldn’t risk that happening to her. Not again.”
“…I understand,” Miles replies, his own jests wiped away, “And I apologize – I didn’t mean for what I said about Franziska to be taken seriously.”
“…I know, I just…”
“You’re a father,” Miles says, tone gentle, “You worry. Even before she began viewing you as such, you worried.”
“Yeah.” Phoenix runs his hands over his head as best he can with his headset on. “Edgeworth, how is it possible to love one person this much?”
“I’m sure you’ll find I’m the wrong person to ask.” Miles replies, then shifts the topic of conversation slightly, “Where is she, by the way? I’d like to say hello if I can.”
“Sorry, she’s out with Sebastian right now – they’re down the street at the opera house, because your sister contaminated my daughter with classical music and your so- protégé is nurturing the infection.”
“My sincerest apologies,” Miles replies with no sincerity whatsoever, “May I inquire as to what production they’re attending?”
“It’s called ‘Die Fledermaus’ – Trucy was excited because she thought it’d be a good chance to test her German comprehension…”
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July 2023
It’s been nearly a year since Miles began growing his hair out and, thanks to it having begun uneven in length, it’s only just gotten to the point where it uniformly brushes his shoulders. Well, uniformly except for his bangs – they’re about the same. And Miles is incredibly glad that he negotiated to keep those instead of growing them out with the rest, because without them framing his face, or with his hair pulled away from it, he looks far too much like his father for comfort. That is, he is- he isn’t upset that he looks like his father, far from it, more- that’s still not a confrontation he’s ready to make in the mirror on a routine basis at the moment.
(Bad enough that he recently realized that, well. That he turned thirty this year. And that his father had died at age thirty-five. It had seemed so old when he was a child, but now… now it feels anything but…)
On the positive side of things, Franziska has spent the past year making good on her promise in regards to teaching Miles how to care for and manage having long hair. He finally understands the purpose of hairbrushes, that period of time where he’d been trying to still use a comb when his hair was too long for it had been absolutely hellish. It still feels rather a strange thing to own, however, the strangeness of having to suddenly acquire something one never thought to personally own, simply because there was no need.
Regardless, perhaps it’s a bit early to say so, but Miles would currently feel confident, if asked, in saying that he’s gotten the hang of this ‘having long hair’ concept. He knows to start brushing at the tips and then slowly work his way up, not to yank on the tangles, how to prevent an excessive number of strands from breaking during this process, and how much conditioner to use in the shower to keep his hair healthy without leaving it looking oily when it dried. As of quiet recently, Miles even knows how to tie it back neatly, though he and his sister both agree the effect isn’t quiet tidy enough for court just yet. It’s just fine for keeping it out of the way when he’s investigating, however.
Or cleaning his apartment.
Or for attending SteelKon UK 2023.
Miles takes a deep breath as he finishes packing his suitcase and lets it out again slowly. He’s had a good run with the Sundry Others, and it was fine that they had no idea who he was when he was simply enforcing his own boundaries and secrets, but now that he’s found out Zap’s…? He works too intimately with the justice system to deceive himself into thinking it an appropriate thing for him to know while she herself remains unaware of his knowledge, and she has made it clear how receptive she is to hearing anything from his true identity. If he felt confident enough in her reaction, perhaps, it could be different-
-but he is not. So it’s time to start moving on, to become a memory, yes, but at least one untainted by animosity. Miles earned the reputation the world knows him by; it is only fitting that he must now live with it, regardless of his own desires.
Notes:
If Miles seems a little more all over the place than he usually is with his reasoning for leaving the Sundry Others… that’s because he IS. He’s doing the best to make the correct decision, both for himself and them, but he has literally no life experience with this sort of thing. His actions at the moment could fairly be summarized as, “Don’t follow me, I don’t know where I’m going!”
Chapter 136
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Check-in to SteelKon UK 2023 goes as smoothly as it usually does, in spite of the fact that Miles is as tense as he’d been his first year doing so. Prior to last year he’d always assumed that being recognized here would lead to personal embarrassment for him, maybe a harsh word or two, but he honestly hadn’t thought that wide-spread hostility was a potential risk until he’d first heard of ‘the Edgeworth Debate.’
Ironically, the real close call had come when he was checking into his hotel room, when he’d turned from receiving his key card to find Cindy and Shirley directly behind him. And he may never appreciate how he got it, but there really are times that having been raised an unfeeling bastard with a poker face to rival Wright’s is very much to his advantage. Already wary, for once he’d managed to hold in his usual startle reaction and simply give a cool nod before walking past them into the stairwell, throwing all his faith into his plain grey suit to keep him unremarkable and anonymous.
Now, in his fedora and jeans, hair pulled back as neatly as he can manage, he’s waiting for the Sundry Others in the hotel lobby, going through the convention schedule half-heartedly, wondering why he’d ever thought making even casual friends while in disguise was a good idea. Of course at least a portion of the fandom would know him, in retrospect it was naïve to think they wouldn’t when he was directly involved with not one but two of the series’ most noteworthy scandals on record, and of course a good number of those people dislike him. Regardless of the EnGarde incident, at the Will Powers trial he had been, if not the villain, then at the very least a firm antagonist.
…he’d felt sick when he’d opened the file on his desk and Will Powers’s face had stared up at him. Prior to befriending Maya he’d stuck almost exclusively to officially released media for fandom news, so he hadn’t known about Powers’s arrest beforehand. It had felt like such a betrayal, to see the man who’d been playing Miles’s hero for eight years staring out of a mug shot. At four years with the Los Tokyo Prosecutors’ Office, and as an undeniably dedicated and successful lawyer who got along well with Chief Prosecutor Skye, he could have potentially requested that the case be reassigned to someone else. Chief Prosecutor Skye would likely have been amicable, she had been a model superior (for the most part).
But that would have required an explanation of why such a change was desired or necessary, which could in turn have led to his secret adoration of the series being exposed. His pride at the time could never have withstood the resulting mockery that would have been sure to come for enjoying a children’s program, especially with him having still been younger than the vast majority of new hires at the time. Even beyond that… while he hadn’t had the words for it back then, Steel Samurai had been a comfort, a safe haven for him. If that was to be tainted, possibly ripped away from him entirely, then, well.
A von Karma does not run from a challenge.
‘You’re running now,’ a nagging voice whispers from his gut, but he ignores it with the ease of long practice. In regards to the Powers case, his course of action had been simple to determine – prosecute, achieve a guilty verdict, comfort himself with knowing that at least he had seen justice done.
Now, however?
Now he himself is the guilty party, the splinter that has inserted itself where it should not be; it is only natural that he be removed or, failing that, that he should remove himself. He lacks the charisma Phoenix, Trucy, Kay, and… really the majority of his friends possess – better to extricate himself now before some confrontation arises that he hasn’t the social skill to navigate, and he loses both his acquaintances and the convention itself to this mess he has landed himself in-
“Oi, Legal, mate – over here!”
He looks up to see Streamer waving at him over the crowd, Cindy hanging off one arm as she waves at him, too. Well then. Time to begin the hardest step in the process he’s committed himself to… acting like everything’s normal. Raising an arm to signal that he’s seen them, Miles stands and begins to make his way over.
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Miles was raised a von Karma, in Manfred’s interpretation of the lineage. Trained to harden his heart against false tears and protests, to look monsters with human faces in the eye without flinching, to set his mind firm and stand by his conclusions and decisions no matter the circumstance. And, for all that he has changed in many ways, Miles has always been an excellent student, and he learned these lessons well.
Thus he makes it through a debate on Iron Infant: The Tempering in regards to whether the Silver Swordsman really is the Silver Swordsman from the original series or whether he’s been replaced (and if so whether it was by an apprentice or more nefarious forces), then a quick circuit of the convention building’s lobby to look at the people already in full cosplay, and halfway through supper with the Sundry Others that night before his carefully-laid plans fall to pieces. His will, itself tempered and honed through years in the legal system, shatters to pieces on Cindy’s enthusiasm, once unshakeable resolve no match for the romantic grabbing her purse halfway through the meal and pulling out a grey t-shirt, ‘Legal Samurai’ stitched on the chest in a hunter green to match his fedora, ‘Sundry Others Crew’ in matching letters revealed on the back when she turns it around.
“Since we couldn’t find you an official fandom shirt last year,” Fan explains while also shooting Cindy a judgmental look, “Though we were going to give it to you after we’d all finished eating.”
“More fool you lot then for having me hold onto it,” she replies without a lick of remorse before shifting her focus back to Miles, “And this is better than a fandom shirt anyway, because even if someone tries to copy your outfit, they won’t be able to properly because your over-shirt will cover the writing on the back, so they won’t know to add it!”
“I- why would anyone want to pretend to be me?” Miles asks a little helplessly.
“Because Streamer’s makin’ a genuine name for himself in the fandom,” Zap explains, bright-eyed and excited, “And you’re a noticeable part of his channel, so some people’ll probably try to ride his coattails or get attention by pretending they’re you.”
“And there’s people out there who will cosplay anything,” Shirley adds, repeating, “Anything,” in more ominous tones while making direct eye contact with Miles.
“It was Zap’s idea, and Fan and Fran designed it,” Cindy pipes up again before Miles decides whether he really wants to inquire further into what Shirley means by ‘anything’.
“An’ th’ reason Cindy has it is on account of her bein’ a ‘huge purse lesbian’ and havin’ somewhere t’ hide it,” Fran chips in, cheeky and unapologetic about it, “Streamer contributed by havin’ an older sister with an embroidery machine.”
“And by running the channel Legal’s technically part of,” the youtuber in question points out wryly.
“And my contribution was I sat around and looked pretty,” Shirley adds, her tone matter-of-fact, “Because I’m very good at it.”
“And it was very helpful and appreciated,” her girlfriend melts into her shoulder before turning her gaze back to Miles. As she does so, however, her smile condenses into concern. “Legal? You all right?”
“Of course I- Of course- I- I-” he stares around the table at the group he’s supposed to be distancing himself from, the group who are trying to emphasize his place among them, and his attempts to brush of their growing concern with dissemblance sick in his throat, and suddenly the restaurant is too loud, too close, and- “I can’t do this.”
And he’s fumbling out his wallet, rising even as he speaks, dropping an uncounted amount of euro on the table to cover his portion of the bill even as he retreats, “I should never have- I should- My apologies.” A stiff bow and he’s gone, the people he leaves behind him too shocked to give chase until well after he’s vanished into the greying night…
Notes:
I do love that everyone looked at this emotionally stunted disaster of a man and decided, “Yup, he can absolutely navigate an unfamiliar social interaction with grace and dignity, and will successfully achieve his aim.” ;)
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It’s deeply tempting to just sprint back to the hotel, check out early, and leave, it is so incredibly tempting to just cut his losses and run, to block e-mails and just vanish. Only a glance at his over-shirt and the realization that he can no longer distinguish its cool blue and purple from the grey gets Miles to stop running, duck into a random shop, and breathe until his heart stops pounding and his colour vision improves somewhat. Slowly his panicked thoughts begin to calm, and logic returns. It makes no sense for Miles to flee like this from a scared child, and, even without blocking anyone, he’s under no obligation to seek out the Sundry Others or respond to them again. Perhaps not the most courteous of plans, but he can think about that later, in Dr. Heilen’s office.
For now, he’s hidden himself from unwanted attention with a changed look once; it’s easy enough to do so again. A quick search on his phone and a short walk bring him to a clothing store that’s still open. ‘Legal Samurai’s’ look is very faded and subtle, so this time Miles selects bolder colours; a rich blue hooded sweatshirt with a zipper and matching knit hat, and the indulgence of a wine-red t-shirt. It’s going to be hidden by the hoodie anyway, so it’s safe enough to reassure himself with a more familiar colour for now. Once he’s paid for the items in question, he strips away his fedora, scarf, and usual over-shirt, storing them in the bag with the new t-shirt, to be replaced by the sweatshirt. The knit hat he pulls low over his forehead, his hair hidden away beneath it as best he can manage, and the finishing piece is a set of narrow reading glasses worn low enough on his nose that he can see over them that he acquires from a one-pound shop on the way back to the hotel.
And it works. He arrives back at the convention unaccosted, not even glimpsing any of his former companions, and something in him settles at this, assures him that he can pull this off. That there’s no need to ruin his plans just because he’s had to adjust them somewhat, and it’s only fair that he benefit from all he’s inadvertently learned in the courts and legal system over the years in regards to people hide in plain sight. As long as he keeps his head down and sticks to crowded areas, he should be impossible to find. No reason he can’t still at least enjoy the convention for its own merits.
Besides, he still needs to buy Maya this year’s convention t-shirt.
In retrospect, he should have remembered that the Sundry Others also know that he buys a convention t-shirt every year, and that they are intelligent people who can plan accordingly.
…
Miles will grant them this: after cornering him, they do let him finish making his purchase before they march him back to their shared room and lock the door. They even acquiesce to climbing the stairs when Miles puts his foot down about getting in the elevator. They also form a half-circle around ‘his’ chair in the room, effectively hedging him in, not trusting him to stay on his own, expressions a varying blend of hurt, upset, and confused. Why had he run last night, they ask, why has he ignored all their attempts to contact him? Why did he try and hide? Didn’t he know how scared they’d been? How worried they were that they’d hurt him somehow? How much his own actions have hurt them?
Throughout the barrage of questions, Miles stares resolutely at the floor, avoiding eye contact, knit hat and unnecessary glasses on the small table by his chair, carefully not clutching his messenger satchel or left bicep, resisting the urge to unzip his hoodie and check the wine shirt beneath to see just how drab his stress and guilt have made it. He knows he had multiple options in regards to what he could have done, of course he knows, just as he knows that he has chosen wrongly, but he doesn’t know how to fix it or how to explain, he-
…even as a child, he had only ever been good at defending others. Not himself.
“…it wasn’t supposed to be like this,” he finally manages, “I knew I had to leave, however it was supposed to be… slow. Natural. No one was supposed to be hurt, it was so that no one would get hurt- but it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?”
“Too late, yeh, but Legal, mate, what’s got y’ so spooked?” Streamer takes a hesitant step forward, “Why would you think you need to leave?”
“And how could you staying possibly hurt us?” Zap adds, and Miles can’t help a bitter snort at the irony, because of all of them to ask-
“Because of last June,” he replies, finally raising his eyes to meet hers in a level gaze, “Because of you.”
“Me?!” The young woman squawks, confused and indignant, “What did I do, we didn’ even talk in June, you barely contact anyone other’n Streamer outside of con weekends!”
“I never said it was something you did, but as for us not speaking… are you so sure about that?” he raises a challenging eyebrow, tired of dancing around the subject when everyone seems so intent on tripping him up, then pulls his wallet from his satchel, looking to Cindy as he does so, “It looks like our game’s about to be over, so you may as well have your prize.”
“My… what?” she walks over at a gesture, a hint of excitement followed by immediate guilt as he pulls out his driver’s license and hands it to her, face down. She gives him a slightly judgmental look, presumably for his theatrics, as she flips the card over, then chokes, eyes shooting between Miles’s face in reality and the image of it by his name on the card. “Sodding hell.”
“What? What is it, Cindy, give us a look-”
But the editor shakes her head, clutching the card to her chest, away from Fran’s curiousity, staring dumbfounded at Miles.
“All right, that was dramatic and all, but what does that have t’ do with me?” Zap demands, arms folded over her chest, frowning.
Miles sighs, reaching into his satchel again, this time to remove his phone and hold it up, displaying the deep scratch on the back of its case. “You’ve seen me use this a few times before, I believe. But I wonder, what would you say if I told you this was caused by the glancing blow of a sword? One made by a suspect with rampant paranoia and a fondness for bladed weapons? If I told you that if the detective I was with at the time had been a bit slower, perhaps we might not be having this conversation right now?”
He narrows his eyes as he sees the gears turning but not quite catching in her head and presses on. “Perhaps you would say that it was a pity I was not alone, then.”
The penny finally drops and all the blood drains from her face with its falling. “Wha- no, you can’t be- you can’t be-!”
“Can’t I?” Making direct eye contact, he unzips his hoodie to reveal the shirt in his signature wine red beneath it and essays a mocking bow from his chair. “Miles Edgeworth, of the Bavarian von Karmas, international prosecutor, at your service.”
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He narrows his eyes as he sees the gears turning but not quite catching in her head and presses on. “Perhaps you would say that it was a pity I was not alone, then.”
The penny finally drops and all the blood drains from her face with its falling. “Wha- no, you can’t be- you can’t be-!”
“Can’t I?” Making direct eye contact, he unzips his hoodie to reveal the shirt in his signature wine red beneath it and essays a mocking bow from his chair. “Miles Edgeworth, of the Bavarian von Karmas, international prosecutor, at your service.”
“Bugger…” Streamer steps back, running a hand over his hair as he stares at Miles, “So… that whole conversation we had at last year’s convention about the Powers Trial…?”
“A rather impressive example of dramatic irony, yes,” Miles confirms, and is about to say more when Zap finally finds her voice again.
“But- but you can’t be Edgeworth!”
“I believe you’ll find I can,” he replies mildly, then glares when Fan lets out a strangled laugh.
“But,” her eyes keep flitting about the room, as if she can find some way to disprove what he’s said, if only she looks hard enough, “But Will Powers was innocent, and you-!”
“We didn’t know he was innocent at the time,” Miles cuts her off before she can go too far down this rabbit hole, “Hence why he was on trial, and why it’s so fortunate that that blue-clad defense attorney was involved. Because at the time I was given the case there was very strong evidence that Powers had killed Jack Hammer – was I supposed to let a man get away with murder simply because I’m a fan of his acting? Would you even care about all this if Powers had been guilty?”
She bristles at the rebuke. “Of course I would have cared, it just would have been awful! And there’s still the EnGarde trial, how do you explain that?”
“You mean the trial I initially became involved in solely to help an old friend? And which I only ended up prosecuting myself because the original prosecutor, my sister, was shot partway through and had to be hospitalized?” he stands, glaring, “The trial where the defendant was said shooter’s employer, and he ordered the shooter to secretly take a hostage, to force his defense attorney to continue on after the man figured out EnGarde wasn’t innocent?” he stalks forward so they’re standing face to face,
“The one where the hostage would not only have been killed I successfully found EnGarde guilty, a thing Wright and I were both aware of, but said hostage was someone both I and that man personally know? She’s like family to him, and she’s the reason I learned about and attended this convention in the first place. And we were forced to stand there, staring at each other across the courtroom, and ask ourselves which we valued more – seeing a murderer properly sentenced or that hostage’s life.”
Zap turns positively green. “I- you- I didn’t… They say terrible things about you…?”
He folds his arms and glares. “I will not deny that in my career I have done things for which I may repent, yet can never truly atone for, but I doubt you know about any of those events or people. You focused on a pair of flashy, publicized cases, and from what I can tell you never bothered to gather any evidence or do any true critical thinking, did you? You made a snap decision based on limited, likely biased information and-”
Miles is prevented from continuing his tirade against such utterly sloppy investigation technique by Cindy, who chooses this moment to snap out of her shock, clutch her head, and shriek.
Shirley’s at her side in an instant. “Cindy? Cindy, sweetheart, what is i-?”
“I COULD HAVE GUESSED ‘LAWYER’!” her girlfriend wails, flapping her arms, “You told me to guess ‘lawyer’ and I went “no one’s that into their job,” except Legal is, and… Bollocks, I spent a good ten minutes telling him he’d be bad at it. Shirley, I’m dying, I’m going to die of embarrassment, bury me in my Steel Samurai universe Sailor Neptune cosplay, I want to look cute at my funeral…”
There is a moment of stunned silence in the wake of this as everyone stares at Cindy, who is now draped tragically over her girlfriend in a state of overdramatic mortification. And Miles can’t help it.
He laughs.
Steps away from Zap, throws his head back, and laughs, deep from his stomach, collapsing back into the room’s armchair again as the sheer ludicrousness of the situation overwhelms him, and somehow it sparks off Fan and Fran laughing as well. His own is the type of laughter, however, that he suspects will very easily turn into tears if he isn’t careful, and so, with great effort, he reigns himself in, running a hand over his face as he does so. “An excellent if inadvertent de-escalation of the situation, if I do say so, Cindy. However this is also brutally unfair – you’re making it very hard to leave gracefully.”
“I think y’ already count as havin’ failed to do that after supper last night,” Fran states, a hint of laughter clinging to her voice, though her expression is growing troubled again, “And anyway, don’t see why you’re so certain y’ still have to leave.”
“Yeah, Zap, what did you do?” Shirley asks, turning to glare at the younger woman, “It wasn’t anything to do with the trials or he would have said it, instead of all that jabber about swords and phones and last June – though, must say, we all told you getting mixed up in fandom drama was bad life choices.”
Zap turns to look at her, then Miles, then around the group as a whole with terror in her eyes and… Gott im Himmel, she looks so young, for all that she’s the same age as Franziska- no, wait twenty-three actually is quite young, isn’t it? And regardless… this is exactly the situation he’d been trying to prevent, only he’s gone and made a proper mess of it, especially with that monologue earlier-
“Don’t blame her,” Miles stands again, facing the younger woman with his full attention, “It’s not her fault. Not really.”
“What?!?”
Suddenly he’s the center of everyone’s attention again and he just feels… tired. Tired and regretful. “It’s not her fault, Shirley’s right, you haven’t said a single thing I haven’t heard before – not even last June. Regardless of any opinions all of you may have of me from our time spent together, however, I am not a particularly kind man, and I’ve let my temper get the best of me.
“Zap, I am not trying to leave because of anything you did. It is because of what I have done – what you must know I have figured out about you by now.” He tries to gentle his voice somewhat, though it feels awkward. “You value your privacy as much as I do, and, as I did not trust you with my secret, I could not in good consciousness remain when I had intuited your own. It would have been… unfair. Ill done. A breach of unspoken trust.
“But I’ve gone and snarled it all up rather impressively, and for that, I apologize. I am sorry.” He readjusts his attention to include the rest of the group. “I must apologize to all of you as well. You have been nothing but welcoming to me from the moment we met, and I have handled this situation as a whole very badly, and treated all of you far worse than you deserve in the process. For this, I also apologize.
“I am,” he hesitates, then forces himself onward, “I am… ill-versed in the navigation of more… casual social situations and niceties.” Making his way back to the armchair, he gathers his things, satchel, hat, unnecessary reading glasses, then turns to the group again to give a shallow bow. “However, I believe that, as things stand at the moment, I should be going – for the moment,” he adds sharply when Streamer opens his mouth, slipping through the group to the door, “Because I am certain I have given you a great many things you’d prefer to discuss amongst yourselves before we continue the matter of what to do with me any further.”
He hesitates a moment, hand on the room’s doorknob, then takes and releases a deep breath, braces himself, and turns back. “I’m in room 702. Come and find me when you’re ready; I’ll be waiting.”
And he slips away before he loses his nerve or any objections can be made.
Chapter 139
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Miles makes it back to his hotel room without further incident, interruption, or recognition. Once there he sits down in his own room’s armchair for a few minutes and stares at the opposite wall, processing what has just happened. Then he pulls out his phone again.
M Edgeworth: I may have erred.
Maya Fey: Wellthat’s not at all ominous.
Maya Fey: Gimme a moment, an I’mm be with you.
M Edgeworth: Am I inciting heresy again?
Maya Fey: no it’s 3 am smartmouth
M Edgeworth: …my apologies, I forgot to factor in the time difference.
Maya Fey: Nah, if it’s got ou so shook that you forot that, then it’s worth getting up for.
Maya Fey: Just gimme a bit, if I’m doing this I need a snack first.
M Edgeworth: Very well. And thank-you.
As he’s got some time, and is now likely going to be in his room for awhile, Miles decides to get more comfortable and changes out of his convention attire and into his grey suit. He may slowly be becoming accustomed to the jeans and wearing what feels like nothing more than an undershirt in public, but he’s still nowhere near as comfortable in them as he is in his usual suits. Besides, after the past twenty-four hours, he wants to really feel like Miles Edgeworth, not hide behind the mask of Legal Samurai, and to that end a suit is a must.
Because he’s gone through such an extreme bout of emotional turmoil, he also decides to be extravagant, and as such allows himself to flop back on his hotel bed and simply lie there, staring at the ceiling, while waiting for Maya to text or call back.
After removing his suit jacket again, of course.
No need to be excessive about this.
His phone rings with the Hero of Little Olde Tokyo: The Pink Princess theme song a short while later, and Miles answers without sitting up (because, again, extravagance), simply bringing the phone to his ear.
“Hi, Edgeworth! What’s up?”
…somehow Miles has managed to not realize until this exact moment that talking to Maya requires him to actually… well, talk to Maya. Which involves him having to actually tell her what happened, and about the Sundry Others and his connection to them.
…
…the hotel has very nice pillows, really, large and fluffy and perfect for smothering oneself with- no, wait, he said he’d be here when the group finished their discussion, it would be rude to go back on his word like that after what he’s put them through. And he wants to hear the next part of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto – now that the Guarding Ninja has recovered one of his missing jade blades, the story’s getting quite exciting, with more allies appearing to help fight the Lurkers and their mysterious figure. So it looks like smothering himself is entirely out of the question. Drat.
He compromises by pulling one of the pillows down from the head of the bed and hugging it to his chest instead, Pess the Second still being in Anwaltsstadt and thus out of reach. Then Miles takes a deep breath, pulls on every ounce of professionalism he’s gained over the years, and relays all the pertinent information to Maya as though he were talking of a case he’d been assigned. She listens and asks the odd question with a calm that befits the future (and technically current) leader of her people. When he’s done, she’s quiet for a few moments, digesting the information she’s been given before making reply.
“So… basically what you’re saying is that you’ve known Streamer and the Sundry Others this whole time and never told me, which is betrayal.”
Without a word, Miles opens a very small photo library on his cellphone, then sends Maya a picture he’d taken last month of his Pink Princess and Steel Samurai figures watching a sunset from his bedroom window together, positioned so it looks like they’re holding hands.
“HOLY MOTHER THAT’S ADORABLE! Okay, new lockscreen set and you’re forgiven, and also lucky that my forgiveness can be bought.”
“Imagine my relief.” He hesitates a moment, then steels himself and asks a question that’s been circling his head since last night (since last year if he’s honest). “You frequent online forums and such. Did you- were you aware of this… discourse, surrounding my connections to those cases?”
His friend is quiet for a space before hesitantly replying, “A little? But only a little. Those areas tend to- they’re not always fandom at its best. The loudest, most popular voices tend to get heard, and they’re not always the most accurate or best researched. There’s a lot of good people who try really hard make sure people can find accurate information, but it’s a lot easier to ruin a reputation than repair it, you know?”
“I do indeed,” he replies with a humourless smile.
“Yeah. Anyway, I mostly stopped looking at those posts after we got to be friends, and I stopped entirely after Nick lost his badge – people got mean.”
Memories of his first few months as a prosecutor, how he’d learned to avoid articles about himself, and how he’d had to learn that lesson again after earning the moniker ‘Demon Prosecutor.’ “I’m sorry you had to experience that.”
“Eh, it would have happened sometime or another – I guess I’m glad it happened in a way where it was easy for me to tell what was going on? It taught me to be careful and take stuff I read in fandom with a grain of salt, and to really appreciate it when people do take the time and make the effort to get their facts straight. And fandom can be really cool and helpful and- oh! Oh, did I tell you about Pearly yet?”
An abrupt departure from their topic of conversation as far as Miles can tell, but, given that his friend has gotten up at three in the morning to talk him through his troubles, far be it from Miles to deny her this when she sounds so excited. “I don’t believe so?”
“Oh my gosh, okay, so, she knows I read fanfiction sometimes, right? And she’s been getting curious ever since I told her that the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto’s story is technically a type of fanfic, so I figured, ‘Hey, teaching opportunity!’ And I went through my favs list and made a collection of all the good stuff – you know, quality writing, pairings she likes, and lots and lots of healthy romances and friendships and stuff! So, you know… she’s reading about her favs being in love but also learning about respect and boundaries and sexualities and romantic orientations and all that good stuff. Oh, and I included about a million soulmate AUs because I knew she’d be into it and I was right-!”
“What’s a soulmate AU?” Miles cuts in before he gets completely lost.
“A story set in an alternate universe – AU for short – where everyone generally has at least one person they’re destined to be with, usually with some way to help you find or recognize them. Golden chains of fate are the best version, fyi, it’s a variation on the classic ‘red strings of fate,’ only-”
“We were talking about Pearls?”
“…right! Anyway, I’ve been letting her see curated content for awhile now, because almost fourteen is old enough for AO3 but not old enough for me to have to explain A/B/O stuff-”
“What?”
“I’ll tell you when you’re older, by which I mean never, don’t look it up, I treasure what’s left of your innocence.”
“…very well…”
“Anyway, Pearl really likes the soulmate AUs, so I loaded the list I made for her with all my age-appropriate favs of those. Only I forgot that not all my favs that involve romance are about romantic soulmates.”
Miles is starting to feel a touch dizzy with this deluge of information. “How does that even work?”
“Like if the most important person in your life is like… a family member or a friend,” Maya explains patiently, especially for her, “Some AUs every person you’re going to have a close, lifelong connection with is your soulmate, and the found family stans go nuts for that and honestly I’m so here for it because it is soft, Edgeworth, it’s so soft. But I kinda forgot about those while I was making the safe reading list for Pearl, and I guess I added a bunch of those without really thinking about it?
“And Pearly read a bunch of them and has been thinking about it, I guess, because she came racing into my room a few nights ago, and she told me she’d learned about a thing called ‘platonic soulmates,’ and then- then she-” Maya has to stop and clear her throat, a rather loud sniffle coming through the phone line, “She asked me, ‘Is that what you and Mr. Nick are? Are you platonic soulmates?’ And I told her yes, that was a pretty good way to describe it, and she- and she apologized for getting what we meant to each other wrong, and she asked if I actually want to find a ‘special someone’ for myself, and I’m so proud of her-!!!” she chokes on an audible sob, the strength of her emotions getting the better of her.
“Miss Fey, are you all right?” Miles sits up, active concern drawing him to attention.
“It’s 4:30 am and I’m full of feelings and they’re all pride for my baby cousin figuring all this out without anyone explaining it to her and- and I’m so relieved I didn’t have to explain it, ‘cause I was really scared I’d mess her up worse about relationships than Kurain already has and just… I’m so proud of her, Edgeworth. She’s got pretty much every disadvantage for figuring this stuff out and she still did it on her own…”
“…you worry about her very much, don’t you?” Miles asks, awkwardly gentle.
“How can I not?” the rawness in Maya’s voice hurts to hear, “The only other person I’d really trust to do right by her is maybe Iris, and she’s still in jail, and will be for awhile. None of our other more direct relatives, they’re all way too traditional. They’d- they’d care for her, make sure she’s healthy and all, but, like… she’d just be the next Master of Kurain to them. All Fey and no Pearl. And that scares me.”
“Pearls may not be as clever as Trucy, but she’s stubborn, and she’s extremely good at finding people who can help her when she needs it. And you can’t be the only woman in Kurain who feels as you do,” Miles replies firmly, “You’ve been getting more support from your generation and the next one, and you said even some of the older generations have started to work with you instead of against you for some topics. And do not forget – for now, at least, she still has you. And you are the finest ally she could have in the situation she was born to.”
“…thanks, Edgeworth. Also, ugh, when did you get so easy to talk to, I’m too sleepy for this!” there’s the distinct rustling of a body flopping back onto a bed. “How’d we even get to talking about Pearly, anyway, I was supposed to be helping you with your social dilemma. Sorry about that.”
“Apology accepted,” he assures her, lying down again as well, considering his next words for authenticity for a few moments before nodding to himself and continuing, “And I believe it was helpful overall to have my mind taken from my own problems for a bit.”
“Glad to help. And sorry one of your con friends bought into such a crummy section of the fandom.”
“Thank-you.”
“If it helps, at least for Steel Samurai, it seems to be a pretty small group that buys into that overall, especially compared to other fandoms with a lot of drama. You chose a good show to go all otaku on.”
“As if you aren’t just as obsessed.”
“Well yeah, but I wear it with pride!”
Miles rolls his eyes. “I was well above the target age group when it began, and I’m generally at least seven years younger than those who passed the bar exam the same year I did. I got called ‘child’ and ‘boy’ more than enough without being an overt fan of a show aimed at such a young audience.”
“Oh. …I hadn’t thought of it that way before.”
“Quite.”
Maya is quiet for a few moments, considering. “I guess you have to be pretty image-conscious, don’t you?”
“…it’s how I was raised to be for the majority of my youth.”
“And that’s one of the reasons you like con, isn’t it? You can put on a mask and not worry about all that for a few days, right?”
“…I don’t wear a mask.”
“You know what I mean.”
Miles sighs but confirms, “I do. And yes, it is… a pleasantly novel experience.”
Maya hums, somehow self-satisfied and reassuring at the same time. “I don’t think you’ll have to give it up because of this. I don’t think they’ll tell on you, no matter what else happens.”
“What makes you say that?” he asks, unwilling to acknowledge the spark of mixed pain and hope this lights in his chest.
“I’m psychic!”
“You have assured me on numerous occasions that you are not, and I quote, ‘that kind of psychic.’”
“Call it a hunch, then.” She’s about to say more, but cuts herself off with a loud yawn. “Sorry, but I really need to get some more sleep, if you don’t sleep enough you’ll get frown wrinkles instead of laugh lines, and who needs that?”
“You are twenty-three.”
Maya blows her tongue at him own the phone. “Shows what you know – you have to nurture laugh lines or they don’t come in properly. I’m gonna be official head of the village for a long time, if I want to achieve the perfect blend of friendly and terrifying by the time I’m old then I have to start planning now!”
“I’m sure you’ll age into a very intimidating walnut,” he says drily.
“I better!” Maya responds, ignoring his tone, “All the work I’m putting into this village, I deserve to be a scary old walnut with the best smile!”
Miles can’t help the snort of amusement this coaxes from him, “In that case, I won’t detain you any longer. My gratitude for your aid.”
“You’re welcome! ‘night, Edgeworth!”
“Sleep well, Maya.”
He disconnects the call and stares at the ceiling for a bit. It’s past one in the afternoon, he should really be going to find some lunch, but he finds himself loathe to leave his room before the Sundry Others reinitiate contact. And, besides that, he’d slept poorly the night before, thrashing about in bed even with a pillow clung tight to his chest, mind to frenetic to let him lie still. Now, with the truth out in the open and some reassurance from Maya, he finds himself feeling tired and worn from all the emotional upheaval. And there’s certainly no harm in lying down for a bit longer, just a few more minutes…
Notes:
To all of you who thought Pearl helping Trucy with the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto was just cute friendship bonding… surprise, it’s been leading up to this for quite awhile now! ;D
Side note, I’m probably going to be less prompt with replying to reviews this chapter, as I have just started a new job recently (which I actually love doing!) and am very tired.
Chapter 140
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles wakes up to a hotel clock that says 3:16 and the sound of polite but insistent knocking on his door. He stares at the ceiling for a moment, disoriented by his inadvertent nap and a sound not in keeping with his surroundings. Isn’t he at SteelKon UK still, why would someone be knocking on his door at con, he never tells anyone his room number…?
Then the penny drops as to what’s going on and he springs from his hotel bed so fast that he trips on his own feet and crashes to the floor, scrambling to regain his footing, cross the remaining space, and open the door all at the same time. This results in a slightly stunned set of expressions on the Sundry Others’ faces when he finally yanks the door open, and the cheek-reddening realization that he’s half holding himself up by the doorframe, his hair is still exactly as it was when he awoke, and the dark tie of his grey ‘business incognito’ suit is loose and also pulled halfway out of his vest.
And he doesn’t have the suit’s jacket on, Gottverdammt-
“Bloody Nora, Legal!”
His entire head turns scarlet at Streamer’s exclamation and he corrects his posture with a cough, straightening his tie and standing to one side as he does so. “My sincere apologies; I slept poorly last night and I must have nodded off while I was waiting.” Running a hand through his hair to smooth it has become a natural action this far into growing it out, and he steps aside while doing so, holding the door open with a slight bow of invitation. “Please come in.”
“I’m sorry,” Zap blurts out the instant the group has made their way into the room and he’s shut the door behind them, her accents several social classes above when it usually rests at con, “I should have- I didn’t- I’m sorry. You’re- you’ve really helped Streamer with his channel and I didn’t do enough research even when my friends told me I should do more and- I’m sorry.”
…she’s the same age as Maya, as Franziska, but she feels so much younger than them in this moment, staring at the carpet, blotchy with tears, regret, and guilt. Or perhaps it is that the other two feel older than they should. In any case, she seems sincere, and Miles is too tired at this moment to bother holding onto his own anger or hurt at the situation. “Very well. Your apology is accepted. You are forgiven.”
Her head snaps up in shock. “Just like that?”
“Just like that.”
“But- but I said such-!”
He snorts. “As if that’s the worst I’ve had done to me, let alone said to my face, Miss Stanebridge – you give yourself too much credit. And I did rather bring it on myself; I was dubbed the Demon Prosecutor for a reason, you know.”
“I thought it was the American Galahad?” Fan speaks up from where he’s leaning against the windowsill with Streamer, tone innocent as you please, expression anything but.
“Yeah, that’s what the website said,” Cindy confirms as Miles chokes, “No wonder you didn’t want me doing any online searches, I’d have figured it out in a snap!”
“That- that’s recent! Relatively speaking!” Miles manages to get out, only for Fran to raise a sardonic eyebrow at him.
“Relatively my last pint, you’ve had that name fer years! Y’ forget, my nan follows the courts, especially the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves, and she gossips like the old woman she is. If I’d ever shown her a picture she would have known you in a flash, even if she didn’t watch your trials as well, you’re involved with that group enough! She’s got a photo of you next to the one she has of the Gentlemen, you know, I can’t believe I didn’t make the connection before.” She shakes her head in self-derision.
“Yes, it’s amazing what a change of clothes and context hides,” Miles does not sulk at being ‘called out,’ as Maya would phrase it, (though he does fold his arms), “And, regardless, Zap is still forgiven. And what are you smirking at now?!”
Fran’s expression only grows at his comment. “Nothin’ much – just that y’ might be some big, scary lawyer fellow, but you’re a soft touch. What?” she adds when he scowls for real, “Did y’ think we up ‘n’ forgot the past three years just on account of learnin’ yer name? Yer still the same Legal who got a case of feelin’s when Cindy started waxin’ poetic about SakuraSpear the year before last.”
“I-” Miles flounders, “Be that as it may-”
“Look, we’re not happy about what you did last night,” Fan cuts him off, forcing him to turn back to the window again, “You shouldn’t have done that, and I think you know it. But…” he shakes her head and shrugs, “It’s always been group policy that we leave as much of our lives behind us at con as we like. You didn’t want to tell us your real name or job and we agreed to that – the truth’s not the most comfortable thing to have found, but… we’ve discussed it, and it wouldn’t be fair to punish you for hiding something we all told you it was fine to hide.”
“Especially since you didn’t even know you had drama surrounding you in this fandom until last year,” Shirley adds on, “It’s not like you were doing this out of malicious intent or anything, any more than Zap was.”
“And even if you had been, we’d have had to track you down after last night’s tiff anyway,” Streamer says.
“Why?” Miles huffs, “To discover the truth?”
“Because you dropped a hundred and fifty euro on the table before you legged it, mate, and we didn’t think you meant to leave that much,” the youtuber replies drily.
“It’s no- wait, what?” Miles is wealthy enough, but he hadn’t meant to-! Just enough to cover his portion of the bill, not- That’s most of his budget for this weekend-!!! A swift dive for his satchel and examination of his wallet once recovered reveals the truth of Streamer’s words, and Miles once again goes scarlet with embarrassment.
“You didn’t notice?!” Shirley squawks as he does this.
Miles turns redder at the implication. “I used a card for my meal this morning and I rather had other things on my mind after the… incident you mentioned! I’m not- not frivolous with-!”
“All right, all right, calm down, we know, we’ve seen you in the vendor hall, it was just surprising!” Shirley hastily reassures, digging into her own bag and pulling out a make-shift envelope made from a flyer from some random booth, “Here, there wasn’t time to cancel your order, so…”
The make-shift envelope contains the much larger number of bills than he’d intended to leave at the time, and he winces at them, before transferring the money back to his wallet with enough haste to make it clear that he was simply verifying the contents, not counting his change. “My gratitude.”
“You’re welcome,” Cindy answers before her girlfriend can, “And- just-” her hand dives into her purse, yanks something free, then thrusts it at Miles – the t-shirt from the previous night, “We’ve talked everything over and Zap told us what was going on with her, and she wants to stay Zap while she’s here and- if you want to stay the Legal Samurai, we all agreed that’s fine, too. And you don’t have to, but we’d like it a lot if you stayed part of our convention group, and either way we won’t tell anyone, so- so there’s no need for you to leave SteekKon or anything! Not on our account!”
Which… honestly, Miles hadn’t really been expecting this announcement, no matter Maya’s reassurances, so he focuses on the part that makes even vague sense to him in his current slightly bewildered state. “Leave? What in the world makes you think I’m leaving SteelKon?”
“You’re not? But, I mean-” the romantic gestures at him in helpless confusion, “Your clothes, you look like you’re- or like you were planning to- I don’t know-?!”
“Gott im Himmel, this is just how I dress!” Miles snaps without meaning to, “I told you I would be here when all of you had finished conversing as a group, and I simply decided to change into something more comfortable while I waited!”
“You… changed out of a t-shirt and jeans… and into a suit… to get comfortable?” Shirley shakes her head, dazed, “What even is your life?”
Miles huffs, folding his arms and not looking at anyone, the words he’s about to say a familiar litany on his tongue. “There is nothing more comfortable than a properly tailored and fitted suit of good quality.”
“Damn rich people.”
“Oh my god, Zap, you aren’t allowed to say that anymore, you are literally nobility in disguise,” Shirley scolds, getting the younger woman in a loose headlock and knuckling her hair as she does so. Her girlfriend comes to her aid in bullying their friend, shoving the t-shirt into Miles’s hands to free up her own.
He accepts it instinctively, then can’t help rearranging it in his hold so he can see the wording properly. A clear hunter green against the grey, ‘Legal Samurai’ across the chest, ‘Sundry Others Crew’ on the back. Moments later Cindy’s own actions register to her, and she spins her attention back to him, opening her mouth with an expression of apology, before shutting it again, a determined look to her eyes.
“If you’re not going to leave, then go put your con clothes back on – we’ve got hours left ‘til everything’s done for the day, and you’ll stick out like a sore thumb in that suit, no matter how comfy it is!”
Miles grips the shirt tighter, the embroidery far easier to make eye contact with than anyone in the room. “Are you quite certain? I’ll understand if any of you-”
“Mate,” Streamer steps forward again at last, “D’you want to stay Legal the way Zap’s staying Zap?”
Swallowing hard, he nods.
“Then that’s all there is to it. Grab yer clothes and go get changed – con only lasts three days a year, and the first one’s half gone already.”
“I- That is to say- …very well.”
A short time later, back in his fedora and jeans and wearing his new t-shirt beneath his usual over-shirt, the Legal Samurai and Sundry Others leave his room to rejoin the convention.
Notes:
In regards to the budget thing, Miles only uses cash in the vendors’ hall at con, as a way to limit himself and to lessen temptation in regards to spending if he finds a bunch of cool stuff, especially if they’re things he thinks Maya, Trucy, or Pearl would like.
Chapter Text
That evening, on their way to supper, Cindy presents Miles with a keychain styled after an omamori which includes several small, jingling bells. Her most innocent expression is on her face.
“So we can find you again if we get separated.”
Miles glowers at her. “I’m not a cat.”
“Debatable,” Fan says comfortably, “But you’re definitely never living down fleeing into the night like some tragic fanfic character in the throes of a miscommunication arc.”
Having zero frame of reference for this but also knowing that Fan, Cindy, and Shirley will team up on him if he tries to argue in this subject area, Miles huffs and pointedly shoves the keychain deep enough into his satchel that the bells will be inaudible.
He does appreciate that they do their best to be… non-intrusive, for the most part. Though Fan does ask him later that night why he went with ‘Legal Samurai’ if he was trying to be subtle, overall they do their best to swallow any questions they may have and continue to allow him his privacy. Though he doesn’t understand why the group is so charmed at the knowledge that ‘the daughter of a friend’ had come up with it for a character based on him in her Steel Samurai story. Really, he’d never particularly had to come up with a pseudonym before and hadn’t been able to think of anything else on the spot.
(He doesn’t mention how much it means to him that, even though she’s heard a good chunk of his more damning acts and choices now, she still allows him to be a part of her life and a hero in her story. Perhaps she doesn’t think quite as highly of him as she once did, but she has not pushed him away, still views him with respect, and for that he is more grateful than he can ever say…)
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“How did you get the van Zieks to teach you?”
It’s late Saturday night now, the hall windows a dark contrast to the lit hallways of the convention center, Zap and Miles just another pair of attendees doting the hallways with pockets of quiet conversation that wanderers pass without second glance or thought. She had requested a chance to talk to him away from the rest of the group, to clear the air between them at least a little better, and somehow that moment has come now.
Miles laughs softly at her question, attention on her, eyes alert for anyone who might get close enough to overhear. “How does one get anything from a family theirs has been feuding with for several generations?” at her shrug, he laughs again, then admits, “I begged. I told them that I had been wrong, that my family had been wrong. That the conflict between us had been in regards to methodology and that, as such, if my own family’s method had turned out to be so flawed, then perhaps theirs was the more accurate after all.”
“You did that? You? With how much you like being wrong?” the young woman covers her mouth quickly so as not to break the thick quiet of the hallway with overly-loud laughter. “I’m surprised you didn’t rupture something!”
The moment the words leave her mouth her brain catches up to what she’s just said and her expression goes stricken, but Miles just snorts and shakes his head at the comment. Deciding that they’ve been undisturbed long enough that no one’s going to interrupt them at this point, he tilts his hat down over his face so he can lean against the wall more fully. “I’m getting better with that, if you can believe it.
“But for how I was at the time, when I first approached the van Zieks…? I’m rather surprised I managed to get the words out without injury myself. But you must understand, I was completely adrift back then, unmoored and directionless. If the van Zieks hadn’t proven themselves to be noble in nature as well as title, I might very well have drifted out to sea and never found my way back to shore.”
“That sounds a touch excessive,” Zap replies, though there is uncertainty in her tone.
He lifts the brim of his hat slightly so he can make eye contact for a moment. “Is it, though? I assume that by this point you’ve done at least a cursory bout of remedial research into me now, yes?”
She blushes but nods.
“Have you come across exactly how it was I came to be a von Karma just yet?”
“Yes,” her voice is quiet, unhappy layers in it, “And the… results.”
“There you go then.” He lowers his hat again, shifting slightly to a more comfortable position, “I was raised with the intention that I would eventually either carry the blame for my father’s death or self-destruct. Is it so surprising that, even with the one who shaped me thus removed from my life, I very nearly did?”
“I suppose not.” Another glance from beneath his hat shows her slumped forward now against curled knees, staring at things beyond what the eyes can see. “…were you really planning to just, what? Drift off and hope none of us followed you?”
“Friendships fade all the time,” he defends himself (he’s encountered this concept in enough sources that it’s almost certainly true), “I would likely have tried to stay in contact with Streamer, since my knowledge of Steel Samurai minutiae is useful to him, but otherwise…” he shrugs. He enjoys spending time with the Sundry Others during convention, but he isn’t exactly what one would call ‘close’ with them. He has a slight suspicion that this is why the revelation of his original plan had upset them so – that it had had a high probability of success.
“But why?” she finally asks, “Why was me not liking you such a problem when I didn’t know it was you I had a problem with?”
This gets Miles lifting his hat to make proper eye contact with her again. “You think that was my reasoning?”
“Wasn’t it?”
…Gott im Himmel, she feels so young… “Of course not. It was an unpleasant discovery, but not particularly unusual; many people dislike me, I am accustomed to it. The true issue was that I realized your identity.” He turns to meet her eyes, “It felt… untoward, to have such an advantage on you as that, especially when you had gone to such lengths to maintain your privacy. I know how difficult it can be for one in your position to escape prying eyes. You had made a place for yourself here, and it would have been caddish to deprive you of it.”
“…thanks. And… I’m sorry I made it so you couldn’t tell me, that- you couldn’t trust me with your secret.”
Miles hesitates, then replies, “…you changed your mind when you learned the truth. Don’t underestimate the rarity or value of being able to do such a thing, and believe me when I say that I am in a position to know its worth.”
“Thanks.” She falls silent, presumably mulling over what they’ve said, and he allows her the space to do so. Zap’s completion of this moment is signaled when she pokes him in the side. “Don’t think this means I’m going to let you keep getting away with that bloody awful audio you keep sending for Streamer’s channel, though.”
Miles bristle instinctively. “I’m not building a sound room for something I only do every other month!”
“Then record in a closet or something like everyone else!”
“What makes you think I have a closet to record it?”
“You really tryin’ to tell me you don’t have a closet?”
“Of course I do, but it’s full of clothes! And what’s so funny?!” he adds when she starts giggling.
“I just- I know how you dress, and I just realized, you probably have a closet like a cartoon character, just a dozen copies of the same outfit over and over!”
He flushes, embarrassed and not sure why. “I like what I wear and have no interest in fashion – it’s convenient!”
She just keeps laughing, and eventually he gives in and allows her mirth to continue uncontested.
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SteelKon UK 2023 ends with neither a bang nor a whimper but a quiet sigh. There has been a slight air of awkwardness as the group adjusts to Miles’s and Zap’s revelations, but not so much as to leave no room for a fairly pleasant experience overall, and also for Miles to fall asleep in the chair of the Sundry Others’ room on Saturday night. When he packs his things and once again dons his suit to check out on Sunday, he passes Streamer on the way to the front desk. Recognition sparks, but the youtuber merely gives him a nod, as one might do to a stranger to be polite, and continues on his way.
Miles nods in return, completes the final details of his stay, and steps once again into what he can never help thinking of as ‘the real world’ after a weekend at con. The August air is too hot to be referred to as refreshing, but it feels good, in a way. A rather more uncomfortable weekend than usual, but one that was highly beneficial to experience. And now?
Now it’s time to head home. He has a call scheduled with Phoenix and Trucy tonight, and he’s looking forward to hearing from them…
Chapter Text
“You seem distracted.”
Sebastian splutters at Miles’s sudden tangent from their discussion of a recently concluded case his protégé has some concerns about, but the young man wisely doesn’t try to deny Miles’s statement. “Sorry, sir, it- it’s just a personal matter, I shouldn’t let it interfere with professional matters.”
“I believe it’s already too late for that,” Miles states, sardonic but not unkind, “Is it something you wish to discuss as well? I will confess that my counsel is stronger with legal issues, but I’m willing to ‘give it a shot,’ as it were.”
“Well it’s- I’m not sure…” the young man trails off, takes a breath to calm himself and collect his words, then admits, “It has to do with Klavier, so I wasn’t sure how willing you’d be to hear about it.”
Hm, a legitimate concern. However, “If it’s causing you such distress then I’d prefer to lend what aid I can rather than force you to suffer in silence.”
“…thanks.” There’s another space of uncertainty, then, “Klavier’s taking a hiatus from prosecuting. He wants to focus on his band more, since they’ve been doing so well with the Europe tour. And he feels that as the leader it’s his responsibility to take on the biggest workload, so that the rest of them can maintain their current schedules as much as possible, and they’re going to go on tour more often, more international ones, so he’ll be gone longer and-”
“He wants to break off the friendship?” Miles cuts in without meaning to.
“What? No, why do you always think the worst of him?!” Sebastian asks, annoyance seeping through his distress.
“My apologies,” Miles replies swiftly, and offers a secret gratitude that they’re not on a video call and Sebastian can’t visibly see his embarrassment, “You were saying?”
“It’s not that he wants to break things off – actually he’s promised that he’ll keep in touch and it’s Klavier, so he’ll follow through, but…” a sound Miles recognizes as swallowed tears, “But I’m going to be alone in the Prosecutors’ Office again. It’s… I got used to having friends there, even if it was only one or two, and it- it feels so much lonelier now. Than it did when I started.
“Some of the newer hires seem decent enough, but they’re all so much older than me, and they never seem sure whether they like me or not, regret- ah, forget that I’ve been prosecuting for four years. It’s not… comfortable. It’s easier when Klavier’s around, he’s good at cheering people up.” Then, very quietly, almost as if he doesn’t quite want Miles to hear it, “I miss Simon. He didn’t- he knew the right questions. To help me figure things out for myself. I miss him so much.”
“I am sorry you must go through this. You deserve a kinder road than your current course.” Miles hesitates a moment, then adds, “And, if it is any consolation… I do believe you about Prosecutor Blackquill’s innocence.”
An intake of breath so sharp it can even be heard over the phone. “You do?”
“I promised you that I would look into the matter, did I not?” Miles replies with a slight, unseen smile, “Well I have, to the full extent of my current ability, and the conclusion I have drawn as of this moment is that your initial assessment is correct: he didn’t kill his mentor. He had no discernable reason to do so, and from the autopsy report’s findings doesn’t appear to be a crime of passion – too clinical in its execution. Thus, unless some startling new evidence comes to light, I can only conclude that he is innocent.”
Sebastian swallows hard, then, in spite of audible efforts to do otherwise, he bursts into tears. Four years of knowing the young man means that Miles is fairly certain that these tears find their source in relief at being believed, not pain at his mentor having put his foot in his mouth (again (it’s only happened a few times, but each one has left Miles feeling sick and requiring the counsel of either one of his more socially-inclined friends or Dr. Heilen)).
With the vague confidence of several years’ trial and error, he helps his student through this surge of emotions, a reassurance here, a comforting sound there, and, most importantly, patience enough to allow the storm to pass on its own time. There are strong signs that Sebastian will always be emotional, always prone to tears in the face of high emotions, but he’s growing more adept at reigning them in as needs must. And, according to Phoenix (who would be in the position to know), this control will only be aided if the boy is given space and time to cry freely when it’s available.
“I’m sorry,” Sebastian finally croaks out, “I don’t know why- outside conster- no, wait,” the less frequent but still familiar sounds of dictionary consultation, “Outside confirmation was just- such a relief-”
“An understandable reaction, especially with how long you have carried this,” Miles assures, “And I know you are well aware of my opinions on Prosecutor Gavin. However, I am aware that he has never done you any personal wrong, that you have called each other friends for quite some time now, and that you have your own conclusions on the events that earned him my displeasure. And, as has been underscored by the topic of Prosecutor Blackquill, there are times you have a more accurate perspective of events and people than I myself.
“I would be glad to see Gavin reap the rewards of his actions in court, but I would not see your friendship with him suffer on account of outside factors, nor you suffer the trials of solitude within your place of employment.”
“Well, I mean, I supposed I won’t be entirely alone – I still have Detective Gumshoe. We’ve been doing quite well, lately, and he’s mostly stopped giving evidence to the defense without cause!”
“‘Without cause’?” Miles askes, bemused.
“Ah, that is,” Sebastian stutters, embarrassment seeping into his voice, “Sometimes we find things that the defense should really also be allowed access to. And Kay’s good at sweet-talking him even when I’ve told him not to let her have stuff; it’s rather annoying.”
“She does have that effect of people,” Miles concedes, “Speaking of whom, I hope your housemate situation isn’t suffering as a result of her career choice?”
“Not really – her becoming an official defense attorney isn’t much different from what she’s doing now. The only real change is how nervous she is over starting school again next month, even as a part-time student.”
Given how intelligent he knows her to be, this revelation comes as something of a surprise. “Really?”
“She claims to have never gotten on well with traditional schooling,” Sebastian relays in tones of deepest, most solemn secrecy.
“Ah,” Miles rescinds his previous surprise, that makes perfect sense, “Yes, I can see that being the case. Though I’m sure she’ll-”
“Is that Mr. Edgeworth? I wanna say hi!” an unexpected voice interrupts, accompanied a sound likely caused by both sisterly affection and collision emerging from Sebastian even as the young man replies.
“Trucy, what are you doing still up? You have work tomorrow-”
“So do you, but I get to sleep in and you have to get up, so! Hi, Mr. Edgeworth!!!” she gleefully says as she commandeers the conversation, “Did you know Sebastian’s living in the old LaPrimm house? I just found out that that’s what it’s called, because his mom’s family lived in it for four generations – Sebastian’s the fourth! And it gets all creaky at night, in a really different way from Daddy and my’s apartment, it sounds like it should be haunted! Oh, but not the same creaky as when Daddy’s piano was haunted, but still haunted-sounding. Only Kay says there’s no ghosts and she knows ‘cause she checked and Daddy said it was okay for me to stay here tonight instead of at Uncle Larry’s, which is great, but it sucks about the ghosts and- WHOAH!”
“And it’s past your bedtime,” Sebastian’s voice comes through the phone, a touch more distantly than before in clear indication that he’s risen to his feet and likely also hoisted Trucy into the air.
“This is child abuse!”
“Nonsense, it’s a combination of keeping my promise to your father and typical sibling roughhousing.”
“Well in that case-!”
“What? What do you- NO, TRUCY, NO TICKLING, NO TICKLING I’LL DROP YOU-!”
“NO MERCY!!! YOU MAY BE THE BEST BUT I’LL SOON HAVE YOU TO WRIGHTS!”
“TRUCY-!!!”
From there it devolves from a phone conversation to Miles passively listening to a series of bumps, shrieks, and laughter as the two self-proclaimed siblings tussle. And, really, the logical thing to do would be to remind the pair of his presence so that the conversation can resume properly (or at least so they can avoid potentially embarrassing themselves).
Instead, however, Miles finds himself perfectly content to listen as the two enjoy their own antics, getting caught up in their play and mindless of the fact that they have an audience until sometime later. Both apologize as best they can for forgetting him while still breathless, giggly, and likely a mess from their capers, and somehow Miles can’t find it in himself to hold it against them.
Chapter 143
Notes:
Warning: mentions of child abuse and Miles spiraling with negative thoughts in this chapter as a result. No real details beyond that abuse exists, Miles encounters cases involving it for work sometimes, and it has a bad effect on his mental health. Begins at “Though every blessing on” and ends at “…Phoenix had been so patient” if you want to skip that section.
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September 2023
Between a consistently full case load, a surprising number of friends, allies, and associates, and his own personal pursuits and hobbies, it would be a gross inaccuracy to call Miles’s life anything but full these days. However, even the busiest of lives have moments of stillness, where all tasks are complete or no longer pressing, all companions are otherwise engaged, all necessary thoughts are followed to their ultimate conclusion, and the mind is left free to drift and float, a silk scarf on the breeze, fluttering where it will. Sometimes these instances come at odd moments during a work day, at others they are purposefully sought out via simple activities such as talking a walk in the park.
Currently Miles is lying on his back, a hand behind his head and one ankle resting on the opposite knee, staring at the ceiling. He’d managed a decent enough bow on Franziska’s gift this year, so that’s one promise to himself fulfilled, and he’s rather more pleased than he probably should be. The products of his nimble-fingered peers have been far out of his clumsy grasp for long enough, however, that there is great and genuine satisfaction in producing something that looks like it was done by a grown-up rather than a very young child. His coin tricks are getting to the point that he’s quite smooth with them, too, and Trucy has declared him ready to start on cards whenever he likes.
Coins alone had been enough for the case he’d had the other week. Enough to soothe a child witness into talking to him, both from the rapt awe of watching the metal disc flicker between here and vanished, and from Miles’s own willingness to show how the trick worked, to admit that he’s not very good at instruction, but that he’s willing to try.
And every blessing on that group of bikers who had taken the child under their surprisingly able wings when they stumbled across said child fleeing from a guardian who has now been most definitively been declared ‘unfit,’ and who will, if all goes well, never see that child or any other ever again. The idea of a charity organization run by bikers and focusing on helping underage abuse victims isn’t something Miles would ever have thought existed, but he’s definitely going to be adding them to the string of charities he donates to from now on – he’s not sure the witness would have had the courage to speak up without them. Even with their help, it had been an ugly case, and it was a relief to get the last of the paperwork for it finally filed away.
…he’s still feeling rather sick from having several back-to-back cases of such a nature, however, especially when the last one had also involved adoptive guardians. He’d woken Wright up out of a sound sleep halfway through that one, stressed out of his mind and practically begging for an update on how Trucy is doing, how their familial relationship is holding up, desperate enough that it had cut through the shame of his actions, but it-
He-
He had needed a reminder.
That sometimes it works out.
That not all adoptions are as his own had been.
That they don’t all end in tragedy.
…he hates covering cases that involve younger abuse victims (adults in such situations are bad enough), but he never rejects or tries to avoid them when they’re assigned, either; somewhere between a penance for his own past misdeeds and a desperate desire to do all he can to ensure what happened to him doesn’t happen to anyone else, regardless of the format the abuse takes. He donates a very healthy amount to a number of organizations devoted to helping victims and survivors, but signing a cheque feels a paltry action at times. Dr. Heilen has been encouraging him to be kinder to himself on this front. Not to stop entirely, but to at least be a little more selective, emphasizing that he doesn’t need to exacerbate his own traumas or punish himself, but Miles isn’t entirely sure he can stop on this front. Not yet. Part of him sometimes fears not ever.
The probability that he’ll ever fully heal from Manfred’s harmful actions never feels less likely than when he’s called to handle more than one case like this in a row.
…Phoenix had been so patient when Miles had finally managed to explain why he’d called him. Had told Miles about the friends Trucy is making in school, about the school exchange trip she’s going on this year, how her German’s improving, how she’s considering signing up for ballroom dancing lessons this year if she has time, how she’s been texting with Pearl and Franziska…
…how Miles’s own lack of ability with children is his social awkwardness showing through, not Manfred’s influence. How he’s seen Miles slowly improving on this front. How Miles should listen to his therapist’s extremely sound advice. How glad Phoenix himself is that Miles is willing to call him when he’s upset, that he’s glad to be able to help, that Miles is a good man to his core and that that fact is getting more readily visible every day, and just… honestly?
How did Miles manage to go so long without realizing or acknowledging how much he loves this man? This wonderful, brilliant, utterly ridiculous man, who’s been playing piano professionally for a bit more than two years now but who’s still working on mastering his first song, because his boss had said Phoenix only needed to learn one and the man had decided to pick something complicated, because he’d heard it in a movie and fallen in love with the tune.
Apparently the Borscht Bowl’s regulars are very tolerant of his slow learning curve, too, which is a definite surprise. Quite a few of them admire his decision to do something so utterly moronic and then follow through on it as best he can. Some like the cut of his jib from his days as an attorney, whether he was crooked or not. Some just find it entertaining to, as Phoenix himself describes it, ‘listen to him noodle around cluelessly on the piano between practice sessions and card games’ and have him around in general. Regardless of the reason, Phoenix has somehow carved out a little niche for himself in his workplace’s community, and Kristoph hates it, which Phoenix says makes him feel both warm and cozy inside and also helps him sleep at night.
Trucy giggles whenever he says this in her hearing.
…oh Trucy, she’ll be turning thirteen at the end of next month, and it feels like she’s somehow growing so much faster now than when she first became a part of Phoenix’s life. Gott, just a few more years and she’ll be old enough to drink, the mind boggles-
Wait. Wait, no, that’s wrong, sixteen is the German drinking age, in America it’s some ridiculous age like twenty, it’s driving they get to do at sixteen. And, honestly, who thought it was a good idea to let young people behind the wheel of a car before they’ve even had a chance to safely learn their alcohol tolerance and limit, a completely illogical order to do things in, honestly-
“Prosecutor Edgeworth?”
Miles blinks, withdrawing from his head to refocus on the world around him, turning his face to the door of his cell without rising from his position on the cot. “Yes?”
The officer outside squirms under his gaze, but rallies as best he can. “You’re free to go.”
“Ah, I see.” Standing, he takes a moment to smooth his hair and straighten his suit. “I take it that it has been confirmed yet again that I am not, nor have I ever been, a Handsome Gentleman Thief?”
“Well if you didn’t insist on wearing their colour-” the officer starts to grumble as he unlocks the cell door, but Miles cuts him off without mercy.
“Firstly, my colour of choice is wine, not the bright scarlet they favour. And secondly, as I have been wearing this shade since 2004 and they only began operating in 2017, I would say they are the ones guilty of appropriation, rather than myself, and should be the ones required to change their colour palette as a result.”
And with that he sweeps down the hallway to go retrieve his belt and the contents of his pockets from the front desk. Drifting through his thoughts may have been the end result of it, but he’d had plenty of time to mentally re-examine the current case before that, and if he can just catch up with Franziska they might be able to finally put the actual Handsome Gentlemen Thieves behind bars once and for all.
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Dear Prosecutor Edgeworth,
As always, we apologize for and deeply regret the police’s inability to discern scarlet from wine, such an end is truly not our intent. Again, as always, it was a delight to cross paths with you and be able to watch your investigative process first hand, and we must congratulate you on recovering the painting… or did you? My compatriots and I have heard that Tuscany is quite lovely this time of year, but your intrepid sister would probably prefer Sorrento. Thus, we are extending an invitation to play a little longer, if you like.
Highest regards,
A Gentleman
Chapter 144
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Dear Prosecutor Edgeworth,
As always, we apologize for and deeply regret the police’s inability to discern scarlet from wine, such an end is truly not our intent. Again, as always, it was a delight to cross paths with you and be able to watch your investigative process first hand, and we must congratulate you on recovering the painting… or did you? My compatriots and I have heard that Tuscany is quite lovely this time of year, but your intrepid sister would probably prefer Sorrento. Thus, we are extending an invitation to play a little longer, if you like.
Highest regards,
A Gentleman
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The recovered painting is a forgery. The real Grandma Witch by Master Thomas dePaola is found in a millionaire’s house in Tuscany. The forger responsible for making the one that was in the museum is discovered in Sorrento. Miles, by sheer dumb luck, has a chance to view the photos taken at the scene of the painting’s recovery, and years of attention to the slightest shift in colour variations has him noticing something he might not otherwise have. There is a ‘shadow’ on the wall where the painting had hung, a rectangle faintly darker than the paint around it, noticeable only because the light had caught it just so as the photograph was taken.
The painting had been stolen from the museum only three weeks ago.
Nowhere near enough time for it to have hung in this house long enough to leave such an effect on the paint.
Meaning that either the painting was stolen and sold, at the very least, several months before the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves ever set foot on the scene, and they sent Miles that note because they’d discovered the forgery and wanted some revenge, or they stole and replaced the original painting ahead of time, then publicly stole the forgery at a later date when there was no danger of losing the real painting. These are the trains of logic the inspector leading this particular investigation has come to, at the very least.
Miles, however, has his doubts.
If it were simply a matter of showing off, why drop hints about the locations of both buyer and forger? Why risk alienating forger, buyer, and possibly even their fence like that? The majority of the art the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have stolen have been recovered, it’s true, save a few pieces… but never before they wind up on the black market, or entered into some private collection, or, on several occasions, in transit through countries the pieces originally belonged to.
(There is a reason the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have a rather better reputation in the Middle East and Eurasia than in certain ‘more civilized’ countries.)
And that leads Miles to a potential third scenario.
The Handsome Gentlemen Thieves knew about the painting’s theft ahead of time… and stole the forgery on purpose.
Until just now, it’s never really occurred to Miles – or anyone else, for that matter – that the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have never, never been proven to have had any interaction with the original pieces they claim to steal beyond that they claim to have. Well, and that sometime along the lines of last week a painting had been hanging in a national gallery somewhere and this week it’s being retrieved from some entitled bastard’s house by the police (who are probably making as many rude remarks as they can get away with, as they know as well as Miles that the law – for now, at least – is on the side of the entitled bastards, and it’s taking a frustrating amount of time to change that). So naturally the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves must have stolen it, as they’d claimed to have.
Naturally.
But then… why extend an invitation to continue the case? The phantoms thieves have proven time and again that they aren’t idiots, so why increase their chances of getting caught? What could they possibly gain from revealing that they’d, supposedly, gotten away with their prize after all? Some would say to make themselves look even more incredible, but then why make the revelation privately, to Miles, rather than the sort of public announcements they favour? Why increase their chances of getting caught?
Unless getting caught was never a risk.
Unless the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves never had the originals in the first place.
…Miles sets his pen down as he considers this train of thought, eyes drifting without intention to his chess set as he turns all his focus inward on this new puzzle.
A painting that must have been stolen and sold long before the thieves in question made their grab for it.
A clean getaway being a somehow unsatisfactory result.
No proof that they ever have contact with the originals.
…and they never take the frames. Several eyewitnesses who have encountered them mid-heist have mentioned that they’ll bring their own frames or specialty containers, but they never take a single thing more from a museum or gallery than the piece of art they came for, even if it’s part of a bigger display…
He finds himself wondering what, exactly, the laws are in regards to stealing a forgery that has been used to replace a painting that has already been stolen by someone else. Something to mention to Franziska.
As for himself, it might be time to start reframing how he thinks of the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves. Up until now he’s viewed them as everyone else does – a flashy group of phantom thieves. In doing so, however, he has neglected to consider how the group views themselves. And, for all that they proclaim themselves ‘thieves,’ he has the sudden notion that ‘vigilantes’ might be the more accurate descriptor.
This sorted, he spends an hour or so collecting an assortment of files, noting dates of theft and dates of recovery, titles and descriptions, making a new file as he goes. Once finished, Miles checks the time, determines that she’s likely to still be awake at this hour, and calls a specific number for a purpose he once swore he never would.
“H’lo? Who is it?”
Ah. Awake, but not alert enough to check caller ID before answering her phone. Well, he might as well commit to this. “The second leg requires the first.”
There’s a crash, a loud, “NOT NOW SEBBIE!!!” and then, after a pounding of feet that most likely signals a hasty retreat in order to preserve plausible deniability, “‘The first leg flies to the aid of the second!’ What can Yatagarasu do for you, Mr. Edgeworth?”
“I have a list of items that have since been recovered, but which were previously on the black market at various times. I know when they were publicly stolen and recovered, but I want to know when, exactly, they first appeared on the black market and when they left it.”
“You looking to narrow down the timeframe of the sales?” Kay asks, eager, but far more professional than she would have been a few years ago.
“If I’m correct, then the date of their appearance and sale is going to predate the thefts.”
Silence on the other end of the phone.
“Miss Faraday?”
“Sorry, I’m just… this sounds exciting but also kinda insane? What have you gotten yourself into this time?!”
“Nothing on purpose!” he snaps, annoyed and embarrassed, “And I’d prefer not to tell you my suspicions-”
“Don’t wanna lead my conclusions any more than you have to, got it. Any particular time frame you need this by?”
Her time with Ray is apparently paying off, she’s learning. “Not particularly – this is a long-term project, feel free to take your time, discretion and caution are encouraged.”
“All right then, target found and wings spread, I’ll let you know when I get anything substantial.”
“My gratitude.” He hesitates, almost hangs up, in consideration of the lateness of the hour for her, then adds, “I am aware it’s only been a few weeks, but how are your classes going?”
Kay audibly lights up over the question and goes on a half-hour spiel about what she’s enjoying, which professors are the worst, and how much she hates homework. At least, she admits, Mr. Shields is willing to help her with her studies and she has the advantage of plenty of on-the-job training and experience to help her really internalize the information in a way classroom lectures and textbooks never seem to manage.
She’s not a fan of school.
But she’s managed to finagle things so that she’s thriving anyway.
Miles offers her sympathy, congratulations, and sincere hopes that her studies continue forward with relative smoothness before they make their farewells and his attention turns back to the case of the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves.
There’s a chance that he’s wrong about them, of course. That this particular case is an anomaly in the greater pattern of their exploits.
But if he’s right then someone – or several someones – has gotten the idea to steal art and instantly replace it with high-quality forgeries, neatly hiding the fact that it’s been stolen at all. There are possibly also further instances of museums and/or museum staff selling off masterpieces and relics for various reasons, assuming that no one would notice.
Apparently someone did.
Several someones, in fact, who decided that such acts could not be allowed to stand, and that if the police refused to act or were hamstrung by the very laws that should have aided them in preventing such things, then these someones would take matters into their own elegant, well-mannered hands.
And now it’s simply a matter of allowing Kay to cast her net and seeing what comes of it…
Notes:
You know what happens when you use a running gag too often? One of two things:
First option: It gets boring.
Second option: It develops its own narrative.
Guess which ones the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have done? Sheesh, the things that happen when you grab background characters from a one-off case in the manga spin-off! (Though it does continue to give me great joy that the HGT aren’t technically OCs and also that you all enjoy them so much!)Also, oinixs included a great take on Miles’s Legal Samurai look in a really nice set of sketches, please check it out!
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October 2023
Miles acquires a pair of tickets to Phoenix’s old Renaissance Faire and gets them to the Wrights ahead of time, so the man can arrange to have his birthday weekend off and go with Trucy. Phoenix is ecstatic – travel fees are simple enough for him, but the tickets themselves are fairly expensive, so he hasn’t been able to go for quite some time, even before his disbarment. At least, not as frequently as he’d have preferred. One thing that comes to light during the conversation they’d had to get him the tickets in the first place is that he’d been planning to buy a season pass back in 2019. His firm had been doing well enough that he’d finally felt like he’d have the money to do so and time enough to make the investment worthwhile-
But then, well.
Needless to say, the money had been needed more in other places when the time came.
By Phoenix’s next call with Miles on the subject, that ending air of melancholy has been washed away entirely. The man is brimming with excitement and stories from the day (a few of which Miles had briefly glimpsed via photos Trucy had sent with her phone) to the point that it’s almost like sunlight is pouring off of him, even through the video call. He chatters away, slipping in and out of dialect, exults in his plans to rent some of his favorite plays of the era from the library, and on and on so that Miles can barely get a word in edgewise.
Somehow he can’t bring himself to mind. In fact, if he’s being really honest with himself, his thoughts are straying towards whether perhaps Phoenix would like to visit Stratford-on-Avon someday (a name he knows because of… reasons. That have nothing to do with Wright. Or the man’s fondness for Shakespeare. At all. Not one thing). That the man would leap at a chance to see a performance in the Globe is a given, of course, even Miles knows that much about his friend without asking…
“Thank-you for this,” Phoenix says when he finally slows down, “I- I really needed this, not just to see Willington again, though that was amazing, but to get out of Los Tokyo and do something really different, you know? And getting to take Trucy to see my Faire was absolutely icing on the cake, I even got to introduce her to some people I knew from when I worked there, and a bunch of the actors came over to play with us when they found out I was an prior cast member, and just… thank-you, so much. It meant a lot to us both.”
“You’re welcome.” Miles returns, keeping his expression reasonably neutral (though not as much as he’d like if Phoenix’s grin is anything to go by), “I’m glad the pair of you had a good time, and also that it wasn’t… too much.”
“Gonna be honest with you, we all have things we can’t turn down, even if we think we should. For you it’s Steel Samurai swag-”
“I beg your pardon-!”
“Edgeworth,” Phoenix raises both eyebrows and gives him a Look, “You kept that plant in the awful pot shaped like your crava- your jabot and jacket that Oldbag got you just so you could keep the Steel Samurai statuette she got you as well and keep it in your office. I know your weaknesses, Sir Galahad!”
“Hmph,” he folds his arms and does not sulk.
“Anyway, the point is, swag for your fandom is your weak point. Tickets to things I really want to see or attend is mine. I know yours, it’s only fair that you know mine.”
“That does make sense,” Miles allows, unbending somewhat, “Very well. Now, Trucy sent me a rather curious picture involving you… running from a fountain at speed? What in heaven’s name was that about?”
Phoenix’s face lights up. “Oh right, I forgot about that! Okay, so, Willington ‘lore’ says…!”
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A week later and an ongoing scam involving several very racist defense attorneys (at least one of whom shows a great many earmarks of being a psychopath) and public rage with the legal system is up again, to the point that Mr. Shields and Kay are taking safety measures and Phoenix’s boss at the Borscht has quietly handed him a wad of cash and told him to get lost for a month. In a stroke of luck, Trucy’s just begun a month-and-a-half long student exchange trip with Nine-Tails Vale’s high school, a program she managed to get into in spite of being a solid C student and a ninth grader, so she’s safely out of harm’s way with her host family as of the previous weekend, leaving only Phoenix unaccounted for.
And.
Well.
At this point it’s only natural to offer to bring the man over to Germany for a few weeks. He approaches Chief Prosecutor Frau Erde before doing so, of course, as there’s no pressing case he needs help with this time. At the moment he doesn’t even really have a very heavy workload, or even a particularly good reason Phoenix should come here instead of staying with, say, Maya. Well, beyond that Miles would like to have him here. He didn’t work this hard at rebuilding his reputation just to get accused of nepotism at this point however, so. Frau Erde.
“[Bring him over,]” his boss says after hearing his request, “[You’re one of my best prosecutors, I’ve rarely met another with such a strong intrinsic motivation to do their job, and yet you somehow always manage to perform to an even higher standard with him at your side. Quite a shining pair of knights you make. And beyond that, you keep his expenses and pay quite reasonable, so I have no objections. Bring him.]”
…they’re going to have to suffer through an entire slew of Galahad and Percival jokes, he just knows it. Nevertheless, he still sends an e-mail, offering lodging, work, and a chance to further acquaint himself with the European legal system. A quick counsel with his shadow court (aka the Jurist Association) to gather a list of information to look into during his stay, an assurance from Trucy that she’ll survive him being in another country for her birthday as long as he calls twice on the actual day, several connected flights, a beleaguered car ride, and Phoenix is once again successfully ensconced in Miles’s spare room.
However they encounter a slight hiccup the next morning when the man goes to dress and discovers his brown suits don’t fit properly anymore. Miles mentally adds a trip to the tailor’s to the day’s schedule after work, but Phoenix is unexpectedly mortified by the discovery.
“You’ve had them for three years, I don’t see why you’re so upset,” Miles comments as Phoenix drapes himself despondently over the kitchen table.
“But I’ve barely worn them!”
“They saw plenty of use the times you were here.”
“Nuh-uh, I’ve seen what you consider ‘not fit for public wear,’ I know what your ‘around the house’ suits look like, and mine are nowhere close to being that worn!”
“Meaning someone will be very grateful to find them should you donate them to a used clothing store.”
“Well yeah, but-”
“Don’t even think of worrying about the cost this will incur,” Miles spares a look over his shoulder from the stove, “It was part of our initial agreement when we began working as a team that I would cover your travel and clothing costs. And, regardless of how it appears, I spend far less than I earn, partially so that when a worthwhile investment comes along, I can make it.”
“So I’m a worthwhile investment?”
Phoenix’s tone has gone from morose to utterly cheeky, and Miles can feel his ears turning red. “Shut up, Percival.”
“Make me, Galahad.”
A lesser man would take this challenge as an opportunity to kiss the object of his desires, thus both declaring his interest in courtship and winning the challenge. Miles simply steps away from his frying pan of sausages long enough to shove a piece of toast in Phoenix’s smug face. The man squawks and sputters, but drops the subject in favour of sighing around his head start on their meal.
“Okay, fine. But,” he lets out another gusty sigh and slumps to rest his head in one hand, “The reason they don’t fit anymore is because I’ve gotten a dad bod. I bike almost everywhere and my waist size has still gone up.”
“Which do you desire more, a trim waist or to maintain your current, terrible eating habits?” Miles ruthlessly inquires.
“Ugh, don’t ask mean questions you already know the answer to,” the man groans.
“I don’t see why I should stop, considering that you’ve never been bothered by your physique before in the slightest. And, in spite of everything, you are, miraculously, healthy as an ox outside of your back troubles. Thus I doubt your weight or waist are truly what concern you at the moment.”
“Objection, that’s mere conjecture!”
But it’s said half-heartedly, and Miles brushes it aside with ease. “Overruled, as a long-time associate of the defendant, as well as one who has been friends with him for over half a decade now, I’m perfectly qualified to act as a character witness in regards to himself and his motivations.”
“We’ve been friends for well over half a decade,” comes the feeble protest.
“I was discounting both the section where we lost contact and the ones where we were antagonistic towards one another or merely acquaintances.”
Phoenix snorts. “Anyone ever tell you you’d be a great lawyer?”
“What a perfectly distasteful thing to say,” Miles says in a tone so dry that Phoenix has no choice but to laugh.
“Okay, okay, fine, you win,” he concedes, though his expression goes wistful afterwards, “It’s just… if I don’t fit into the brown suits anymore, then I’m really not going to fit my old blue one, and it’s just… It hit me in there, for the first time… even if I get everything all revealed and wrapped up neat as a pin, it still won’t be the same after. I won’t be able to just… go back to Wright & Co. Law Offices and have it be like nothing happened. It did happen, it is happening… and I’ll never be able to pretend it hasn’t, will I?” he shakes his head, then gives Miles a wan, somewhat self-reproaching smile. “All this time I’ve been doing this, you’d think it would have hit home before now.”
Miles is quiet, considering what his friend has said as he finishes the sausages, arranging them on two plates for himself and Phoenix along with a side of applesauce and the rest of the toast, before finally saying, “I don’t see why you’d want to go back to that anyway.”
Phoenix chokes on the glass of milk he’d poured for himself while Miles was thinking. “You’re joking.”
“You’ve said yourself, you weren’t as close to your friends back then,” Miles says, staring at his own plate, “And we were barely friends again. And you didn’t have a daughter. You’ll get your name back in Los Tokyo eventually, or you’ll come over here, where you’ve already made a new name and our colleagues like you. And you’re getting better at that ridiculously complex song on the piano.
“I will not pretend you haven’t suffered or been wronged, greatly on both accounts. However, if you could claim that old life back in exchange for what you’ve gained from this one… would you truly want it?”
“…you always have to ask the hard questions, don’t you?”
He looks up to find Wright giving him a particularly penetrating stare and gains a new understanding for the concept of ‘the horror of being known’ that Maya mentions sometimes in conversation. “I’m a lawyer, it’s part of my job.”
This gets a nod and considered for the length of time it takes to eat half a sausage at a reasonable rate. “I’d trade everything I have for Trucy’s happiness in a heartbeat, no matter what it cost me personally, but… no. If it was just for my own sake, you’re right – I don’t think I could give up everything I have now. I just,” he runs a hand through his spikes, “I want to have my cake and eat it too. I want to come over here and help you with cases, and then I want to go home to Trucy and my own clients and cases. I want to wear blue again.”
“There’s no reason you shouldn’t now – at least in regards to wearing blue.”
“But I-”
“You made your initial decision on the subject in 2019, when we all believed your situation would last a year at most,” Miles cuts him off, as gently as he can, “You are allowed to choose again.”
“…you’re quoting Dr. Heilen again, aren’t you?”
“So what if I am? Therapists are supposed to give good advice, it’s their job.”
Phoenix raises an eyebrow. “Yeah? Well what if I still don’t want to wear my old blue again yet?”
“Fortunately, as it comprises one seventh of the visible spectrum, there are other shades available for you to choose from.”
“Sky blue.”
“…if that is what you truly wish,” Miles manages to grit out, “Then you shall have it. But rest assured, there will be mockery and I will be one of its sources!”
Phoenix just laughs at him. And he doesn’t end up choosing sky blue, royal blue, or brown at the tailor’s, settling instead on a rich navy with a dark crimson tie. “It looks better with the grey vests anyway.”
“You don’t have to keep the grey, you know,” Miles points out, and gets a look of innocence far too wide-eyed to be real.
“What, and give up our ‘subtle indication of being a unified force?’ Never.”
“…you’re also never going to let me live that down, are you?”
“Hmm, let me think about that,” Phoenix rests his chin on one hand in mock consideration, “…nope! Never ever ever, it’s one of my favorite memories!”
“Nyerg!” he flushes, “I would caution you, Wright, you currently tread upon dangerous ground!”
“Aw, so you aren’t gonna buy me champagne at the end of all this after all?”
“I-! You-!” Miles puffs up with indignation for a moment, then deflates. “Of course I will. We’ll drink a toast to your sorrows, another to your triumphs, and a final one to your future free of the tragedy that currently plagues you.”
“…oh.” Phoenix has no retort to this, for whatever reason, and spends the rest of their time in the tailor’s rather red about the ears.
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Phoenix still isn’t particularly helpful with paperwork, as he still isn’t fluent in German. However he’s picked up enough from helping Trucy learn that he can hold short conversations, and his accent has improved, both of which help.
His Latin is as strong as ever, which does prove useful at times, and, regardless of his language skills, his perspective on the world is invaluable. Perhaps it’s because of his roots in theatre and art. Perhaps it’s Mia Fey’s mentorship or the unorthodox speed with which he received his degree. Or perhaps it has nothing at all to do with outside factors, and is something uniquely, intrinsically Phoenix Wright, but he approaches problems from unexpected angles. The man may be learning European law while he’s here, but Miles can admit (these days) that he’s probably learning just as much from him, about how to layer logic with intuition and how to break from determinedly rigid mindsets.
They’re arguing less frequently in court than they once did, as they grow more and more accustomed to one another’s styles and to cooperating, though they still clash often enough that some who follow the courts attend to their trials specifically hoping to see an argument.
And, on an unrelated note, Phoenix’s new suits might not have the same intensity of colour as his old ones did, but, as handsome as he had looked in brown, the navy does suit him far better.
(Miles informs the man of this the instance he notices the play on words it contains, and Phoenix goes from blushing to groaning in pain over Miles’s excellent punmanship within seconds, all in all making it a very amusing exchange.)
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Trucy’s thirteenth birthday comes and Phoenix calls twice, as promised – once for a short birthday congratulations early in the day, and later a longer conversation that Miles also joins them for partway through, just in time for a few gifts. This year’s deck is the one with zig-zag shaped cards, which make Trucy laugh and then announce that they’re going to be just what she needs for getting her shuffling skills absolutely perfect. Miles had been thinking more along the lines that she’d have fun integrating them into her card sculptures, but as long as she’s happy, he’s content. It’s also good to know that Phoenix’s reassurances had held true, and that a generous gift card to her favorite fabric store is well-received – she’s been wanting to make new capes for herself and Mr. Hat, and good-quality material in the right quantity gets expensive fast.
She also appreciates that he’d gotten her smaller gifts that she could bring with her – there are a few from her father at home that had been too large to bring, so she had chosen to wait until he’s returned to open them. And it’s a delight to hear that her host family had surprised her with a cake after school – Trucy’s already fast friends with their daughter, Jinxie, even though the girl is two years younger. They’ve been talking about ghosts and the folklore of Nine-Tails Vale (which is already giving the young magician ideas for a new Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto arc). Trucy laughs and chatters and smiles and drops the act the instant her father says she doesn’t have to pretend.
“I thought it’d be okay,” she admits, tears battling her willpower as the stage smile drops, “I really, really thought it’d be okay, and I’d get to see you anyway, and we’d take my birthday picture for your locket later, and you’d get to see Mr. Edgeworth, and it’d even help with the game plan, but- but I really, really miss you, and it’s not the same as the other times you’ve gone without me because it’s my birthday, and- and I really wish you were here!”
The battle against tears is lost at this point, and the moment she stops speaking she starts crying proper.
“Hey, hey, it’s okay,” Phoenix soothes, swift and sincere even as Miles panics next to him, “It’s okay that you don’t like it, it’s okay you wish we’d done it differently. If something like this happens again we will do it differently.”
She blinks back at him, eyes and nose already turning red, “B-but I-!”
“It’s okay to make mistakes. It’s okay and it’s good to be able to admit, ‘I pushed myself too far this time’ and take a step back. It shows you know yourself really well,” he reassures her, “I’m really proud of you for being able to figure it all out and tell me like this! And, honestly? I wish I was there, too.” At this admission Phoenix’s eyes take on a wetness that probably won’t show up over Skype, but which Miles will absolutely be attending to after the conversation is over. “I don’t think I was ready for this, either, so I guess we both messed up, huh?”
The sound this inspires isn’t quick a giggle, too soggy for that, but a measure of relief enters Trucy’s face at her father’s confession, and at the encouragement he offers her a moment later to cry as much as she needs to let it all out, that he’ll stay with her the whole time.
“If it helps,” Miles finally steps in after having done his best impression of a statue for the majority of this leg of the conversation, and after the tears have died down, “You can still do a photograph today if you would prefer. Our internet connection is clear enough at the moment that we should be able to take a decent screenshot, then get it sized properly at the shop where I get my own photos printed.”
Trucy’s face goes blank for a moment, then she sprints from her tablet with a yell that she needs to wash her face first.
“I can’t believe I didn’t think of that,” Phoenix groans once she’s out of hearing range, a tired hand to his face. Miles pats him on the shoulder and offers what he hopes is an encouraging smile along with his handkerchief when the man turns to look at him. He also keeps his mouth shut beyond that for fear of sticking his foot in it and ruining the moment – he’s offered a viable solution, and he will be content with that.
The decision to initially stay silent is a good one, as Phoenix accepts the square of fabric with a grateful smile, scrubbing his eyes and blowing his nose quickly before Trucy returns. “Thanks.”
“You’re welcome. Would you like to speak for a bit once this call is complete? Ah, ‘let it out,’ as it were?” Miles offers, only a touch awkward.
“Yeah, sure, thanks. I’d like that.”
There’s no time to say more, because Trucy returns, ready and impatient to get the picture taken while the connection is still good.
The atypical format means it takes a few tries to get an acceptable photo, but they manage one Trucy approves of soon enough. It doesn’t fully lift her melancholy at not having her father present for her birthday, but it does help to be able to follow a tradition she’d thought they would have to delay, and Phoenix promises they can talk about it more in private, when he gets home, or both – whatever she prefers.
After the conversation ends, Miles escorts Phoenix to the kitchen, providing cups of chamomile tea and a sympathetic ear as the man confesses his own disappointment with the situation, how turning thirteen for most kids is comparable to turning twelve for a member of the von Karmas. Miles cannot claim to understand himself – he has no children of his own, and his upbringing was… unorthodox, to say the least. But he listens, offers noises of encouragement and sympathy as the situation seems to call for them, and, for now at least, this seems to be enough.
Chapter 147
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
November 2023
The first week of November is an absolute slog, as an arson case Miles tried in France the previous year is reopened due to new evidence being brought to light. While the original verdict is still upheld at the end of it, there’s always a sick feeling of dread that comes from having to retread old ground like this, the knowledge of human fallibility a sword suspended by a single thread over one’s head the entire time, poised to fall at any moment. Most of the work boils down to re-examining old case files, checking over evidence, working with translators, and not even a drop of investigation as an excuse to get out and moving.
Phoenix at least has a chance to talk to some French lawyers, who are more than happy to explain all the strengths of their court system. So that’s some use gotten from the incident, but on the whole it’s with exhaustion they both return to Miles’s apartment in Anwaltsstadt on Thursday, and a relief to know that they’ve been given the next few days off to recover.
Upon their arrival in the building’s lobby, Phoenix tries to climb the stairs. Miles politely shoves him into the elevator and glares him into staying there until the doors close. They arrive at Miles’s apartment at approximately the same time and, in unspoken agreement, Phoenix gets the shower first while Miles does a few quick bits of housekeeping, then they trade. When he’s finished and feeling more himself, dressed in an apartment suit and his preferred dressing gown, he sets out to find Phoenix. The man is sitting on the living room sofa, clad in the t-shirt and sweatpants that are his pajamas, his grey hoodie with blue arm stripes and a pair of wooly socks added to ward off the November chill.
Miles discovers this when he swing by on his way to the kitchen, calling out on the way, “I’m in the mood for a beer, would you care for one as well?”
“You know what? Sure, I- wait a moment,” confusion leaks into the man’s voice, “You don’t drink beer.”
Miles marches right back to the living room in order to scowl at Phoenix, arms folded. “I’m German, Wright, of course I drink beer.”
“One, that’s a stereotype, and two, you always drink wine when we go out!”
“Contrary to popular belief, beer is much harder to properly pair with food than wine is, and anything you have heard or experienced in America is wrong due to the simple fact that they do not make beer in America.”
“You know, Larry’d probably fight you if he heard you say that.”
“A most fortunate thing, then, that I am talking to you and not him. Do you want one or not?”
“Eh, sure, thanks.” The man accepts bottle and a glass to pour it in when Miles returns with their drinks, a noise of slight surprise leaving him as he touches the bottle. “It’s cold! I thought you Europeans drank your beer warm?”
“All types of alcohol have their ideal serving temperatures, beer included,” Miles informs him as he pours his own glass then raising it in a toast. “Hopfen und Malz, Gott erhalt’s.”
“Hopven und Malz, Gotterzaltz,” Phoenix repeats dutifully, “What did I just say?”
“‘May God save the hops and the malt’ – it’s an old toast.” Miles takes a pull at his own glass, then, noticing the man’s slight hesitance, adds, “This type of beer is called Helles – it’s slightly sweet and has a low alcohol content. And is also best when served at a lower temperature.”
“Should have known you’d be an aficionado,” Phoenix teases, but deigns to take a sip.
“Again, I’m German. Perhaps drinking beer is a stereotype, but almost all of us have an opinion on it.”
“Hm,” Phoenix takes a proper drink, pauses, then smirks at him. “This type’s Bavarian, isn’t it?”
“…how do you reach these conclusions?”
“Well, you see, I’m a legal genius.”
“Bah.”
“I notice you’re not denying it.”
“Bah, I say.” Setting his glass on the left hand side table by the sofa, Miles rises to cross the room and open his cabinet of boxed sets.
Phoenix groans. “Come on, I know you have your post-trial traditions same as me, but can’t we watch something we both like?”
Miles pauses. He could just explain himself, of course. Or… “I’ll bet I can find something that you without question want to watch in here.”
“And if you’re wrong?” the man leans back, free arm over the back of the sofa, right ankle on left knee.
“Then you can pick anything you like for us to view instead and also have the remote. And I won’t complain about your choice.”
“…this feels like a trap, but I’ll admit I’m intrigued – go for it.”
Miles draws out his decision for a moment, chin in hand and lips pursed as though considering his options. Then he reaches out and selects one of the more slender cases, holding it aloft triumphantly for Wright to view.
The man nearly falls off the sofa and is across the room in a flash. “Signal Samurai?! That’s- you have- how-???”
“A kickstarter was run late last year, to gauge interest,” Miles smirks, relinquishing the case so Phoenix can look at it, “A public release is coming next year. Though if you’re not interested-”
“Heck with that, I haven’t seen these since they took the Youtube channel down, and the quality they had was terrible and they didn’t even get to when Stop-chan got introduced! We’re watching as many of these as we can get through- oh man, it says they cleaned up the footage, is it any good??!”
“I wouldn’t know – it only arrived a few days before you did; I haven’t had time to watch any of them yet.” Miles has absolutely had both time and opportunity to view at least one episode, but he’s been avoiding doing so in the hopes of having this exact opportunity.
Phoenix is too excited to do anything except take his words at face value, however, busy bounding over to get the blu-ray player ready and suggesting they grab snacks and-
…they end up watching enough of the short episodes that neither of them have the willpower or energy to get off the sofa to go to bed when they realize how late it’s gotten. Phoenix had suggested Miles goes change into his pajamas at one point, and Miles had made agreeing noises at the time but hadn’t ended up moving.
Now that option has been removed entirely, as Phoenix is currently lying down with his feet in Miles’s lap, both of them covered in the green blanket that generally resides on the back of the sofa, and Miles doesn’t want to ruin the moment. There’s a fading flush to Phoenix’s cheeks thanks to the second beer he’d ended up having (he’d laughed when Miles first mentioned it – “I told you I turn pink fast!”), and the second-to-last dvd has finished playing, but neither of them can be bothered to do more than use the remote to turn the television off. There’s a vague sense that they should really try to wake up enough to go to bed, but it seems neither of them can bring themselves to move. Eventually Phoenix breaks the silence.
“Hey Miles?”
“Hm?”
The man’s voice is soft with sleep, he’s likely only clinging to consciousness by his fingertips. “Why do you do it?”
“Do what?” Miles asks, in all fairness no better than his friend in regards to his wakefulness at the moment.
“Put up with me. No, wait, I mean,” he interrupts himself with a jaw-cracking yawn, “Why do you help me so much? So much more than you need to?”
“Because you deserve it,” Miles replies, “And you’re my oldest friend, and I want to help you, like you’ve helped me.” …there was another reason for it as well, it’s swimming through his mind as sleep draws him down, circling up to the surface. What was it again…? Ah, yes. “And I’m in love with you.”
“Really?” Phoenix pries open eyes that, in spite of his heroic effort, are having a hard time focusing, “You’re in love with me?”
“Mmm,” Miles nods, knocking his own eyelids shut in the process and unable to open them again once he has, “But I’m mostly helping for the first few reasons. To do otherwise would be… unseemly.”
“Okay.”
Obnoxiously, the man starts shifting around at this point, scooching down the sofa, and Miles is about to express his displeasure at the shift from having feet in his lap to legs, except then a hand fumbles its way into his and oh.
Well then.
He supposes this is an acceptable turn of events, and rearranges his own hand so their fingers are laced together.
“Hey Miles?”
“Hm?”
“Me too. Love you too.”
“Mmm,” Miles hums, and gives Phoenix’s hand a light squeeze before finally succumbing to sleep with a smile still on his face…
Notes:
8) 8) 8)
Gentle reminder:
Miles in this fic = gay, comments about him being gay welcome!
Phoenix in this fic = bisexual, comments about him being bi welcome!
Please no comments about Phoenix being gay in this fic. I love your enthusiasm, I love when you all give Phoenix grief over how gone he is for Miles, just please keep in mind that he’s a bi disaster in this particular story, not a gay one. Much thanks from your local bisexual writer! ;)On a more positive note, yay, birthday post – not the fic’s this time, it’s mine! ^U^
Update: Since a lot of people are commenting on it, I feel the need to note that neither Phoenix nor Miles are drunk at any point in this chapter. Miles has a very good alcohol tolerance and is having a beer for the taste, and Phoenix drank the two beers he had very slowly (since he knows he's a lightweight), so he's got a light buzz at the best, he just flushes very quickly and easily.
Chapter 148
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles wakes slowly to an odd sensation. It takes far longer to pinpoint what it is than it likely would in usual circumstances, layers of muzziness and the sheer foreign nature of the feeling muddling his senses, but he finally figures it out: someone is running their fingers through his hair, over and over again, smooth and gentle. …it’s actually quite nice, enough so that he simply lets out a sigh and allows it to continue for some time as true awareness comes to him, to the extent that he can actually get his eyes open. Doing so reveals Phoenix smiling at him, soft, warm, one hand still carding Miles’s hair.
“Hey.”
“Hello.” And Miles closes his eyes again, relaxing into the sensation.
A moment later his brain finally comes fully online.
Phoenix.
Phoenix was smiling at him.
Smiling up at him.
From Miles’s sofa.
Because apparently, some time during the night, Miles had managed to turn himself around and then drape himself on top of the other man like some sort of clingy blanket.
Oh god.
With an involuntary sound of horror Miles rears back, only to get yanked forward again due to the fact that his arms are partially pinned under Phoenix. At the same time, Phoenix’s own expression goes from sleepy contentment to wide-eyed shock.
“Wait, you’re awake?! I’m awake!? Oh crap, we’re both awake?!?”
There is then a flail of rather noisy limbs on both their parts and then end up tipping themselves bodily onto the floor with a thud. Miles pushes himself to his elbows and turns to find Phoenix staring at him, eyes enormous, hair an even greater mess than usual… and for some reason he can’t stop himself from laughing, deep from his stomach, hard enough that his arms nearly give out before he can get himself upright again, and it only takes a few moments for Phoenix to join him.
“Oh man, we’re both ridiculous, aren’t we?” the other man finally manages to get out, propped up against the base of the sofa, hand once again wrapped around Miles’s.
Miles can’t seem to stop smiling as he leans next to him, wiping streaming eyes with the heel of his free hand. “So it would seem.”
Phoenix chuckles, then gives a slightly wistful smile. “I… don’t think I can do a serious relationship right now. But,” he adds, even as Miles’s chest starts to tighten, “Maybe… we could try a casual one?”
Hope blossoms. “What would that entail?”
“Well, um,” Phoenix scratches his head, “We could- no, wait, we already do that. Oh! We- nope, we do that too, wow, we are really oblivious-”
“Wright!”
“Eep!” the man jumps, then grins in embarrassment. “I guess… basically we’d do what we do now? But, you know… add some cuddling? And we’d both know we’re in a relationship? …maybe some kissing?” he breaks eye contact with that last one, though his ears and neck are bright enough to show just how red the rest of his face must be. “Just… be together, no plans for the future, just… take it nice and slow and enjoy being together.”
Taking a deep breath and gathering his courage, Miles reaches over and tilts Phoenix’s chin until they’re looking at each other again, doing his best to ignore the rising heat in his own face. “That sounds acceptable.”
Slowly and, if he’s honest, rather awkwardly, he pulls the man a little closer. Then he leans in, plants a careful kiss at the corner of Phoenix’s mouth, and lets go of his chin again. The man takes the opportunity of this regained freedom to move and reposition them both so he can kiss Miles full on, draw back to look at him for a moment, then lean in and kiss him again.
And Miles closes his eyes and lets him, one hand resting on Phoenix’s thigh, allowing himself to focus on simply being kissed, soft, warm, a pleasant pressure against his lips… yes, he definitely likes this, and makes no effort to hold back the pleased sigh that comes with this knowledge.
“You’re smiling.”
He opens his eyes to see his- his partner very close, watching him, and allows the expression on his own face to grow a little wider. “I’m happy.”
Phoenix beams and, for a moment, that is all there is to it.
That is enough.
And then the moment ends and it becomes something more, because Phoenix’s face lights up, bright as the sun as a thought occurs to him. “Hey, I just realized something!”
“Oh?”
“Yeah!” and scuffling on hands and knees, Phoenix maneuvers himself so that he’s directly across from Miles, face filled with the most delighted expression he’s ever seen on the man. “I can say it now, whenever I-” he cuts himself off, laughing, “Hey, hey Miles!”
“Yes?” he quirks a soft smile and a bemused eyebrow at him.
If anything, this only makes Phoenix’s own smile bigger. “I love you! I love you so, so much, and I have for a really long time, and now I can say it as much as I want! I love you I love you I love you-!”
Miles cuts him off by pulling him into another kiss. “Ridiculous man. I’m in love with you, too.”
“You said it!” any wider and he’s going to have more smile than face, “You’re awake and you’re in your right mind and you said it back!”
“Why wouldn’t I?” Miles queries, throwing caution to the wind and pulling Phoenix close so he can hold him again, “You’re right here and it’s true. And you’re not the only one who’s waited a very long time to say it.”
“How long?”
“Since long before I was capable of such a relationship. Really, it’s lucky I figured things out first – I shudder to think what sort of mess I would have made of what we’re about to embark on if we’d tried it back then.”
Phoenix snorts. “Dang you’re cynical.”
“Emotionally stunted, remember?” he hums, and why is it so easy to admit it to this man? “I never made time to even consider being in a romantic relationship before, let alone entered into one.”
“Oh.” Phoenix pauses, then blushes. “So just now, that was- that was your first kiss?”
“Mm-hm,” he nods, “First kiss, first romantic love… if things go the way I assume we both want, I very much hope that eventually you’ll be my first everything.”
That has the man in his arms turning even redder and making a strangled noise. “Okay, first, that was quiet possibly the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me. Second, you need to stop talking like that real fast, or else we’re gonna end up taking this a lot faster than we want to.”
“Very well,” Miles agrees, because- yes, well, he was thinking about that, but- vaguely, amongst other things! In a ‘things left for quite some time in the future’ sort of way! “Though I fail to see what’s so erotic about a simple statement of fact.”
Phoenix squirms out of his embrace to sit back on his heels and stare at him for a moment, then buries his face in his hands. “How do you not understand how freaking attractive you are, have you never seen a mirror?!?”
He shrugs. “It’s not as though you’re unattractive yourself.”
“Not like-!”
He falls silent in surprise at the finger Miles places against his lips. “Wright,” he says, with utmost seriousness, “You can argue as much as you like, but I’m afraid you’ll find yourself unable to dissuade me that, of the two of us, I currently have the far superior view.”
The man takes a moment to process this, then blushes before letting his head thunk onto Miles’s chest. “I’m never going to survive this relationship; you’re going to kill me first, just straight-up kill me.”
“I think you can survive a few compliments after everything else you’ve weathered,” Miles says drily, then hesitates. “Unless you’re having second thoughts…?”
“NO! God no, definitely not!” Phoenix sits up straight again, intent. “I just… I spent so long just sort of assuming we’d never be anything more than friends, and I didn’t want to torture myself dreaming up stuff that would never happen, so just… it’s like a dream. Except I forgot to take into account just how damn good you are with words, and that you have absolutely zero shame in sharing your opinions, and just…” he shakes his head and laughs. “I love you. I love you so, so much, how am I supposed to handle it that you love me too?”
“The same way you handle everything,” Miles reaches out and pulls him over so they’re leaning side by side again, “Make it up as you go. It’s not like I’ll be doing anything different; of the two of us, you’re the only one who’s ever dated.”
“Oh yeah, and my last romance left me a master of this whole ‘love’ thing, especially with all the poisoning and attempts to frame me for murder.”
“So you’re saying you have low standards. Excellent, I can only seem vastly superior in contrast.”
Phoenix snorts but leans against him, sliding a hand down to thread their fingers together. “And you say I’m ridiculous.”
Miles laughs quietly. “What’s the saying then – a fool in love?”
“Fools,” Phoenix corrects, using his free hand to tilt Miles’s face towards his for another kiss, “Fools in love – there’s two of us.”
“So there are,” Miles murmurs, and meets him halfway.
Notes:
So you know all those times that it’s been mentioned that Miles can’t sleep without thrashing around unless he’s holding onto something? Yeah, that was actually set-up for this chapter. Which I have been carefully planning for and working on since chapter 20. This chapter has been complete for approximately a year, just waiting to be slotted into place, and I’ve been working on it for even longer. >U>
Anyway, I think that’s a good down payment, but some of you have been waiting for this scene since August 2019. August 2019. I think that means I owe you guys some interest, don’t you? ;)
Because, for those who commented with sorrow about Saturation potentially ending (with the implication that the end is drawing nigh), um.And with that, I’m taking a three-week break, because I’m tired and have some busy (but very fun!) irl times coming up!
Chapter 149
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
They don’t go out like they’d been half planning to that day, opting to stay in and adjust to this shift in their dynamic in private. It feels… comfortable, but Miles also finds himself feeling a little shy? For some reason? He’s long been sure his attentions would be well received if revealed, but he’s kept them to himself for so long that suddenly having them out in the open, exposed like this, feels… oddly vulnerable.
At least now he doesn’t have to worry about physical contact so much – they’re long past the point where uncertainty with each others’ physical boundaries is an issue, and it’s perfectly acceptable for couples to be physically affectionate with each other (moreso than it is for other non-familial types of relationship, at least). Not to mention that Phoenix had been the one to bring up cuddling, and looks positively giddy each time Miles initiates contact.
“You said you’ve been waiting for this for a long time,” Phoenix mentions as they’re eating lunch, “How long?”
“…Kurain,” Miles admits, somewhat embarrassed, “You… perhaps recall that I once said that there has only ever been one time in my life that my vision went purely greyscale?”
“Yeah, for the Gant case, what does-”
“You assumed it was for the Gant case,” Miles interrupts, looking away and colouring, “And I let you, because I wasn’t ready to explain, but… it was Kurain that it happened. Larry called me, told me a rather more dire version of what had happened to you than the actual events that had transpired… and all colour left. All of it, not even the traces that had remained after Gant, nothing but grey. And then, when I saw you sitting up in the hospital… it all came back.”
“…you mean you had an actual Wizard of Oz moment?”
“I… suppose?” If he’s ever seen the movie before, it’s been so long he can’t recall the detail Phoenix is referring to. “In any case, such a thing is rather hard to ignore, especially when it’s only happened once. So, counting 2019 itself and this year… for at least five years, I’ve wanted this with you – perhaps for longer, but certainly no less. Though, for the sake of honesty, I was only truly aware of it for about three.”
This gets a startled laugh from his partner. “How does that even work?”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “I’m sorry, I don’t believe we’ve met; I’m Miles Edgeworth, of the Bavarian von Karmas, and I’m not what one would refer to as ‘emotionally intelligent.’”
“Hey, hey now,” Phoenix reaches across the kitchen table to take his hand, and Miles lets his fingers curl around Phoenix’s, “You’ve gotten so much better at that, really, I’m not just saying that ‘cause we’re dating now, either.”
Miles snorts a laugh. “As if I’d want flimsy untruths anyway. But, true though your words may be now… back then they were not. I hadn’t even considered getting a therapist at the time, and I was not… ready. To understand what these feelings you had inspired in me were. We had just truly solidified our friendship again at the time, I didn’t really want more.”
“And three years ago?” Phoenix asks, voice soft, though he doesn’t let go of Miles’s hand.
“Three years ago you were distraught over having had potential salvation snatched from your grasp at the last moment; even I could tell it would have been caddish to press my suit then. So I decided to wait until such a time as it would not be before making my interests known.”
It’s Phoenix’s turn to raise his eyebrows. “And that time was last night?”
Miles squirms. “No, actually, last night I was mentally compromised due to exhaustion and it slipped ou- it’s not funny, stop laughing!”
“Okay, okay, I will, but agree to disagree on it being funny,” Phoenix snickers, but does his best to restrain his mirth, “So if last night was an accident, how long were you going to wait.”
“…”
“Aw, Edgeworth, come on…”
“Very well, if you must know, I was going to wait until you’d gotten your Jurist System sorted out.”
Phoenix’s jaw drops. “Miles.”
“What?!”
“Oh my god.”
“It was the only logical course of action,” Miles defends, pulling his hand away so he can fold his arms uncomfortably, “One of the few things all sources seem to agree on is that new relationships are both time-consuming and distracting! It would be irresponsible to of me to put you at greater risk than you’re already in by further dividing your mental facilities in an already dangerous situation!”
He glimpses a mixture of frustration and amusement before Phoenix buries his face in his hands. “Oh my god, that- you- …they pegged you right with ‘Galahad,’ you know that, right? Too noble for your own danged good!” he peeks through his fingers, presumably reads something in Miles’s expression, and sighs. “Okay, you get a pass on this one because you were doing your best with what you had to go on. From now on, though, we tell each other things like this, that involve both of us, so we can work them out together. Agreed?”
“Agreed.”
“Awesome, motion passed.” The man sighs again, then straightens, running his hands through his hair as he does so. “And I guess it’s a little on me as well – not like I tried doing anything to get this started myself.”
“You’ve had other things on your mind,” Miles offers diplomatically.
“Not when I first figured this out I didn’t.”
“Oh?” Apparently it’s his turn to be curious, “And when was that?”
And it’s Phoenix’s turn to blush (always an enjoyable turn of events). “So, um. You remember when you lost your badge and got it back that one time?”
“Vaguely. The concept rings a faint bell,” Miles says, tone dry.
“Jerk,” Phoenix complains, but at least he’s looking at him again, “How about this: do you remember the selfie you sent me afterwards?”
This does actually only ring a faint bell but, after several moments’ consideration, the memory surfaces fully and Phoenix ceases to be the only person in the room with reddened cheeks. “Ugh, why would you remind me of that? The only reason you received it at all was that I had promised I would alert you of the outcome of events as soon as I could, and I was too tired for anything more substantial! And I looked terrible!”
Phoenix blinks at him, then laughs. “Maybe from your perspective.”
“I fail to see how it would differ from any other perspective!”
This gets him laughed at again. “No, you don’t get it, it’s… You were all… tired and smiling and making freaking bedroom eyes! While actually lying on a bed. And I just… I wanted to be there with you so bad, because I’d never wanted to kiss anyone as much as I wanted to kiss you right then.” He looks away again and laughs, self-depreciating this time. “I- I knew I loved you before that, but that’s when I figured out it wasn’t just platonic.”
“I see.” Miles considers this, then stands.
“What? Hey, Miles, what are you-?”
Miles circles to the other side of the table, tilts Phoenix’s chin up with his fingertips, and neatly cuts him off with a kiss on the lips (a rather chaste one, but a far better effort than he was capable of when he awoke this morning). “There,” he says with a smirk, feeling quite smug about the stunned gape he’s put on the other man’s face, “Since you were wanting to do that for so long.”
“Argble.” Phoenix replies succinctly, entire head crimson. Then he leans his elbows against the table, face in his hands, peeks up over his own fingers long enough to meet Miles’s gaze, and hides behind his hands again with a flustered giggle.
A ridiculous display, and one that makes Miles’s chest warm to see it. “Enjoying yourself?”
“Mmm!” and a vigorous nod are his response.
“Very well.” Deciding to be the sensible one, Miles starts clearing their plates from the table, purposefully brushing against Phoenix when gathering the man’s things. “Ridiculous man.”
“Your ridiculous man!” leaks out between unmoving fingers.
Miles decides not to argue, instead taking the dishes over to the sink to begin cleaning. After all, the man is right – and isn’t Miles a lucky fellow for that?
Notes:
Twelve out of ten reviewers agree, talking things out with your new significant other is the new sexy. We’re not quite sure where those extra two reviewers came from, but those are the only numbers we’ve got, so.
Also, with the last chapter, I got some surprise with the picture I posted – which surprised me a bit, to be honest. I guess I’ve never mentioned my writing process on here formally? So, bonus content! The following is how Saturation gets made, feel free to skip if you enjoy the mystery or this sort of thing just isn’t for you!
The vast majority of Saturation chapters are first written out entirely by hand in notebooks of a specific size, with me being usually at least a good dozen or so chapters ahead of what’s been most recently posted, sometimes more, as a buffer. This buffer is crucial to keeping updates fairly regular – whenever I take a break to write (as opposed to needing a little mini-hiatus to rest), it’s because my buffer’s getting skinny and I need to get it to a healthy level again.
Chapters as all of you experience them are divided up well after the scenes have been written, and sometimes when I do this I realize I need anywhere from an extra scene to a whole extra chapter to make the story flow more smoothly. (A typical chapter is about three pages hand-written, front and back, on a journal-sized page.) Typing the chapters is also when I edit them, checking sentence structure, word selection, grammar, and how well what I have written works. Again, the buffer helps with this, as it gives me more distance to spot flaws than writing by hand and instantly typing it up would do. I then like to give the new chapter at least a day if I can, reread it once to check for typos, and post!
During the writing process I also do any necessary research for topics I’m going to be covering in the chapter I’m working on (such as German beers for chapter 147 (fun fact: I don’t drink at all!)). I also figure out where I want to go next, plan future arcs, and gauge how soon certain events will be occurring in the fic itself versus how soon I’ll need to write them and thus research any pertinent data. Almost all of that is done in my head, with a word document I use for any notes for original arcs/headcanons that take place far enough ahead in the story that I’m worried I’ll forget them before reaching that point in the timeline, and an Excel spreadsheet of character ages. I do a lot of work for Saturation while I’m doing stuff like shopping or listening to music. I also go back and reread earlier sections from time to time, both for pleasure and to remind myself of the details. I don’t have a formal outline for this fic.
It has come to my attention recently that how I do all this isn’t… hugely normal? Even for other megafic writers? I guess? I dunno, the only other person I know personally who writes fanfic is my sister, and she doesn’t do megafic (yet). There is a chance that I am actually very powerful in ways I didn’t realize.
Chapter 150
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Is there a particular way you want to tell Trucy about this?” Miles asks as suppertime grows closer, “About us?”
To his surprise, Phoenix flinches at his question, then looks guilty.
“Is something the matter?”
“So… here’s the thing,” the man looks absolutely wretched as he speaks, “Trucy has… been kinda making it really clear that she’d like a new mom. For a few years now.”
Well that’s not what he expected; she’s certainly never mentioned this to Miles. “Oh? In what way?”
“In the directly asking me when I’m going to get her a new mommy kind of way,” Phoenix confesses, somehow contriving to look even more wretched than before, “She’s even got opinions about what kind of mommy she’d like to have.”
“I wouldn’t expect anything less of her,” Miles replies, out of lack of anything better to say. The, from a sense that he’s missing some key detail that will connect the girl who once inquired if he loved her father with this one who seeks a new mother, asks, “What sort of specifications has she given you?”
“Not so much- just… little things.” Phoenix still won’t meet his eyes. “Someone smart, so we can have good conversations, serious so I can make them laugh, close to my height so we match. Someone who respects me, with nice hair and who dresses well, wears warm colours since I tend to wear cool ones. Should have at least a passing familiarity with the legal system, though it’d be better if they were part of it too, since it’s such a huge part of my life. You know, just a bunch of random-” he glances over at Miles, and the penny drops a moment faster for him, along with his jaw as realization strikes. “Oh my god, she was trying to get me to make the first move.”
Miles gives a strangled laugh at both the man’s expression and Trucy’s foray into subtlety via describing Miles himself as a woman.
“She’s been trying to get me to make a move on you for almost three years,” Phoenix buries his face in his hands, the visible bits now practically on fire, “Oh my gosh, I have the IQ of a guacamole, how did I not figure that out sooner?!?”
“If it helps,” Miles finds he can’t keep eye contact (or from smiling), “She’s the one who gave me the push to address my emotions for you as well.”
“So what you’re saying is that the thirteen-year-old is smarter than both of us?” the man’s voice is muffled by his hands.
“Yes, but we already knew that.”
“True,” Phoenix laughs quietly and Miles doesn’t have to see his face to know how gentle his expression’s gotten, “She’s so smart, and creative, and brave, and… what did I ever do to get something as special as getting to be her dad?” he laughs, quiet and with a spark of mischief, “By the way, I hope me being a single father isn’t going to be a deal-breaker on the whole dating thing?”
“On the contrary,” Miles leans across the sofa to take Phoenix’s hand, rubbing the knuckles with his thumb, “It’s one of your most attractive qualities.”
“So you’ve got a thing for single dads, huh?” the man waggles his eyebrows suggestively.
Miles meets his gaze and gives a slight smirk in response. “Yes, as it happens… provided they also happen to be named ‘Phoenix Wright.’”
“Guh.” Phoenix tries to pull his hand back to hide his face again, but Miles doesn’t let him, forcing the man to slide closer so he can hide it in Miles’s shoulder instead. “How are you so good at this?! You’re not allowed to be good at flirting, you- wait.” Phoenix snaps upright again, accusation in his eyes. “Miles Edgeworth, have you been flirting with me on purpose this whole time?!?”
“On and off for a few years now, yes. I needed the practice.”
And oh, he’s blushing again, delightful! “I- I’m pretty sure that counts as harassment!”
“I doubt it; I was very careful not to cross that line.” Miles hesitates, then adds, suddenly feeling less sure, “…did you feel harassed?”
“…no,” Phoenix sighs, propping elbow on knee and chin in free hand, looking up at Miles ruefully, “Like I was being tested by some higher power sometimes, but… I also didn’t really want you to stop. As long as it was happening, I could at least pretend I had a chance with you.”
“You did have a chance,” Miles replies, quiet, rubbing his thumb across the hand Phoenix has yet to reclaim, “A very good one. Also a highly attractive blush.”
“Objection!” Phoenix does take his hand back at this, primarily so he can use it in tandem with its fellow to hide his face. “If you just like making people blush, why not practice on someone else?! There’s lots of people who would love to have had you flirt with them!”
Miles tilts his head to the side. “But you’re the only one I wanted to flirt with.”
“You can’t just say stuff like that, holy crap, Edgeworth!”
“Why not? It’s true.”
“…you are a horrifying combination of smooth and genuinely guileless, and it’s going to kill me, you know that, right? How am I supposed to survive if you keep making me want to kiss you until you’re blushing as much as I am?!”
“Nyerg.” Miles coughs to clear his throat, then looks away, fairly sure he’s made a good start on Phoenix’s description. “Well, you could- That is to say… kissing is an- an option now. That you’re allowed to initiate. If you desire.”
“I can?” Phoenix perks right up at this, “You’re okay with that?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?”
“I- huh. I dunno? You’re not the most touchy-feely person,” he comments before his eyes shift to a more deductive train of thought, “Then again, you haven’t really had anyone to practice that with either, have you?”
“I- um- no,” Miles flushes darker, “I haven’t.”
“Well then, with how things seem to be going in Los Tokyo at the moment I’ll probably be able to go home in a week or two, so,” and here he reclaims Miles’s hand and slides closer again, “Why don’t we get some practice in before I go?”
“…I have no objections.”
“Awesome!” And Phoenix kisses him on the cheek before pulling him into a hug. It’s a terrible angle, and Miles makes the conscious decision that he’d rather have a crick in his neck than pull away…
OoOoOoOoO
They stay up late to make the call that night, after Trucy will have gotten home from school and finished supper.
“Hi Daddy, what’s up? Your text said you had something you wanted to show me?”
“Yeah!” Phoenix beams into his laptop’s camera from the sofa, “Edgeworth got me a belated birthday present, and I knew you’d wanna see it right away!”
“Oh?” Trucy’s tone is curious, but tinged with the suspicion of one uncertain if they’re about to have a joke played on them or not, “What did he get you?”
Her father sets his laptop on the coffee table in front of him, reangles the screen so that he’s still in-frame, then pulls Miles into the shot so that they’re leaning together. “A boyfriend!”
Miles blushes both at the term and the ridiculous manner of revelation in regards to their new relationship status, but still slides an arm around his partner’s waist. A moment later Trucy picks her jaw up off the floor and screams, hands to her cheeks like if she doesn’t hold on, the top of her head will fly off in excitement. Phoenix decides to be utterly unhelpful by smacking a large kiss on Miles’s cheek, meaning Miles squawks and shoves him away with embarrassed indignation even as Trucy’s level of unrestrained vocal excitement hits a tone that summons her new friend and said friend’s family to come bursting into Trucy’s temporary room to ensure the young magician is not, in fact, in the process of being brutally murdered.
Instead they find their guest bouncing with excitement while Miles and Phoenix vigourously argue over what is an appropriate level of physical affection to display around someone her age. Miles gets called a prude and old-fashioned by both father and daughter, but also the genuine promise of sticking to hugs, holding hands, and similar levels of physical affection while in public.
Somehow the fact that this is offered, that his discomfort is taken seriously, makes Phoenix’s own stance on the subject feel less outlandish and flagrant than it had moments prior. (And when it comes right down to it, for now, at least, Miles would really prefer more opportunities for kisses than less.)
The realization that they’ve had an audience for this discussion other than just Trucy is beyond mortifying, and Miles might not want to admit to it, but he absolutely dives out of the frame again when he realizes.
At the very least, Trucy is delighted by the news.
And that night, when he and Phoenix have gone to their separate rooms for the evening, and Miles is curled up in bed, if he should happen to make some sounds of excitement himself as it fully sinks in that he and Phoenix are now dating, that – casual or not – they are now officially a couple, well. That’s between him and Pess the Second, isn’t it? And, not to brag, but Pess the Second is just as good as Pess the First had been at keeping secrets.
And a great deal better for hiding one’s face in and muffling sounds and smiles.
Notes:
It’s Miles’s turn to get to be a giggly, blushy mess, even if Phoenix doesn’t get to see it. ;)
Chapter 151
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“You know,” Phoenix says partway through Saturday morning and also mid-conversation, “Considering that we’re officially dating, it’d probably be fine if you called me ‘Phoenix’ now, at least when we’re being informal.”
“Informal?” Miles asks, stalling, fully aware of what he’s doing and doing it anyway.
“As opposed to when we’re working on a case together or something – it’s probably be better to stick to surnames then, help us stay in the professional mindset and all that.”
…he hadn’t even considered that, much as he’s never truly considered calling Phoenix by his given name, verdammt, he’d assumed this wouldn’t interfere with their work if they eventually entered into a relationship with each other, but he’d-
“Hey, hey, no, breathe, Miles, it’s okay, you don’t have to-”
“We will be able to keep working together, won’t we?” Miles cuts him off, anxious and for once willing to show it, “Both as we do now and across the bar from each other eventually? You- you do want that too, don’t you? He stares at the man beside him in slight desperation.
Phoenix meets his gaze, then snorts and pulls him over to press a kiss on his forehead. “You are a complete law otaku, and I love you, and I’m going to tease you about this for years. And as long as no one stops us? Yeah, of course I want that, too!” he grins a little shyly, “But I’d also kinda like to hear you say my name…?”
…there’s really no way to say no to such a reasonable request without being a complete cad about it, now is there, especially after the man’s reassurance of Miles’s own fears. So… “Phoenix.”
The man in question’s eyes widen slightly and his cheeks turn pink. “Um…”
Well if that isn’t a fun response… Miles leans a little closer. “Phoenix.”
“It- um- I mean-”
Pink has turned to red, and Miles takes the initiative, leaning to rest their foreheads together and let the name fall soft and lazy from his lips. “Phoeeeeenix…”
Phoenix falls over sideways on the sofa, curled into a ball with his hands over his face. “I take it back you stupidly attractive nerd – yeah, don’t think I didn’t notice you going for the Steel Samurai forehead touch because I did and-!”
“What could I have possibly done this time, aside for the last bit,” Miles asks, amused and a touch annoyed.
“…you have a really nice voice, okay? And hearing my name in it is doing unexpected things to my everything.”
“Phoeeeeeenix.”
“Oh my god stop, this is bullying!”
“Very well,” Miles smirks but subsides, “What should I call you then? You’re both Wright and correct that merely calling you by your surname when we’re dating feels rather… untoward.”
“I dunno,” Phoenix uncurls enough to watch him, “I don’t mind nicknames or pet names, if you want to try coming up with something.”
“Not ‘Nick,’” Miles says immediately, “Larry and Maya call you that, and Pearls.”
“Fair,” he nods, “It would sound weird coming from you anyway.”
“Nicholas.”
“No.”
“Nikolai.”
“Stop it, you terrible, mean prosecutor!” Phoenix shoves him with a foot, but also laughs, which was Miles’s intent with those suggestions anyway.
“What do you suggest, then?”
“Uh… I’m not sure. Probably not something like ‘Pheenie,’ either. Not really your thing, and, well. Dahlia and Iris called me that, so…”
“Understood.”
“Thanks.”
“Though you do realize that this means we’ve now eliminated your entire first name.”
“…dangit. Uh, there’s still my middle name?”
Miles’s brows furrow. “Remind me?”
“Ryuuichi.”
“Ryuuichi.” Miles considers this, tasting the shape of the name in his mouth, “Ryuu.”
They both take a moment to examine how this feels.
“I think not.”
Phoenix groans and sits up again, running his hands through his hair, “Ugh, you’re right; I don’t use it enough, it doesn’t feel like you’re talking to me.”
Miles raises an eyebrow, then smirks at him. “Ryuu-tan.”
Phoenix nearly chokes on a laugh. “Oh my gosh, stop.”
“If I must.” Another thought crosses his mind out of the blue, simple and elegant in its simplicity. “Percival.”
“What?”
“Percival,” Miles repeats, trying it again, though already pleased with the results thus far.
“Yeah? What do you- wait,” Phoenix’s eyes widen and he sits up, “You’re not seriously considering-?!”
“And why not?” Miles cuts him off.
“But that’s my moniker over here, ‘the American Percival,’ to go with your-!”
“Objection,” Miles neatly interrupts, “It suits you. And weren’t you my knight in shining armor long before you ever left America?”
His partner makes a garbled sound. “How are you saying all this with a straight face?!?”
“Years of considering all of the things I’d say to you if I could,” Miles replies, leaning back against the sofa and purposefully putting his hands behind his head to show off how comfortable he is (and also to hide the part of him that’s a delighted mess every time he says something he’s wanted to for ages and Phoenix flusters or responds positively). “It’s most agreeable to not have to hold back anymore.”
“‘Most agreeable’ he says,” Phoenix grumbles, cheeks still red, “Fine. But if I’m ‘Percival,’ then you’re ‘Galahad.’”
This throws him. “What?”
“Fair’s fair,” the man says gleefully, “And yours fits too! I mean, come on – how many times have you come riding to my side when I was in distress?” he flops over dramatically on his back, wrist to his forehead as he sprawls across the sofa.
Miles manages to hold in a laugh, if barely. “What in the devil are you playing at now?”
“I’m not playing at anything, I’m swooning,” Phoenix says primly, “And it’s very serious business. Oh, if only there were a handsome knight here to take me in his arms and sweep me away from all this!”
After a moment’s consideration, Miles does the appropriate thing, grabs Phoenix’s hip, and rolls him off the sofa. Phoenix hits the floor with a thump and a squawk.
“OBJECTION!!!”
“Overruled.”
“Jerk.”
“Yes, we established that years ago.”
“Hmph.”
Miles lets him sulk for a moment, just on principle, then adds, “I don’t mind it.”
“What, being a jerk?” Phoenix shoots him an unimpressed look.
“No, I- being Galahad.” Miles looks away, embarrassed. “It’s fine if you want to call me that. I don’t mind if it’s you.”
A rustle, and then Phoenix is sitting next to him, close, thighs almost touching. “Is this how it’s gonna be now? Every time I get mad at you, you do something cute and I can’t hold onto it?”
He squirms, his own cheeks warming with apology. “I assure you, it’s not purposeful. …I can try and stop if you prefer.”
“It’s fine,” there’s a smile in his voice, “I kinda like knowing that my boyfriend’s a secret cutie.”
Miles’s ears go scarlet and he turns to protest, only to fall right into the man’s trap as Phoenix gives him a quick kiss before he can open his mouth.
“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, Miles. Galahad.”
…they’ve been calling each other their European monikers occasionally for over a year now, generally to tease or in play. He’s used to it. So why does it feel so different when Phoenix says it like this? So… intimate? Special? Some emotion that threads warm through him and makes it the most natural thing in the world to tilt his head forward and press a kiss of his own to Phoenix’s lips, then let their foreheads rest together. “Percival. My shining knight.”
“You’re doing that stupid Steel Samurai forehead thing again.”
“You are free to move away, you know.”
“Nah, it’s kinda nice.”
“Then stop complaining, Dummkopf.”
“Hey.”
Miles grins, drawing away himself and standing to go start on lunch. “Mein Lieblingsdummkopf.”
“That’s mean! I do know enough German to know you just called me an idiot, and the second one’s an emphasis or something!”
“Truly your grasp of Deutsch is beyond compare,” Miles deadpans. Then, in a combination of recalling Phoenix’s fondness for manga and his own prolonged exposure to Maya, he turns back from the kitchen doorway and adds, “Besides, it’s not like I like you or anything. Baka.”
Phoenix’s eyes bug out for a moment before he proceeds to laugh so hard he cries. This leads to them chatting both about their mutual friend and a new manga she and Phoenix are reading over lunch, and Miles can’t help a private smile as they converse.
‘His favorite idiot’ indeed.
Notes:
This is fandom, so you probably all know this already, but the -tan suffix is basically like -chan, but cuter.
Japanese suffixes are relatively common to use in Japanafornia in this universe, and whether you use them or not mostly depends on personal preference, how you’re brought up, and who you’re talking to. Neither Miles nor Phoenix use them automatically, but hearing and using them is relatively natural for both of them, and they know all the meanings and significances.
Chapter 152
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
On Sunday Phoenix requests that they go their separate ways for the morning.
“I know it’s been years since then,” he admits, rubbing the back of his neck in discomfort, “But the last relationship I had I got way too into it. Like, unhealthy levels- actually, you can probably guess, you read the court files about it when you came to Kurain. Anyway, the point is that I don’t want to do that again, especially not with you.”
“I doubt there’s any true risk of that, but very well,” Miles replies in spite of his own reluctance, “Would you like me to drop you off somewhere?”
“No thanks, I think a walk sounds about right today.”
“…you know there’s nothing wrong with my driving.”
“Miles.” Phoenix finishes donning his jacket and puts his hands on Miles’s shoulders, the better to stare deep into his eyes. “I love you. I love you so much, and I have learned since that first disastrous relationship of mine that that means taking the bad with the good.”
Then he gives Miles a quick peck on the lips to distract him and nips out the door before Miles can come to his senses and protest.
Fortunately they live in an era of technology.
M Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Phoenix: Overruled!
M Edgeworth: You can’t overrule without hearing the complaint!
Phoenix: Can too, I paid off the judge!
M Edgeworth: And how in the world did you manage that?
Phoenix: With the secret millions I’ve made as a champion poker player, naturlich!
M Edgeworth: Fiend. And it’s spelt ‘natürlich.’
Phoenix: Sounds like a you problem. :)
M Edgeworth: Well if that’s how it is, then I suppose that means you can afford to take me out to supper tonight.
Phoenix: …see, normally I’d object to that, but I’d actually really like to buy you dinner. Any new hole-on-the-wall places tha have opened up since last time I was here?
Phoenix: *hole-in-the-wall
Phoenix: *that
Phoenix: -_-*
M Edgeworth: Yes there are, but, as it happens, that Khura’inese place you so enjoyed has somehow managed to survive, in spite of several similar restaurants opening nearby and attempting to steal its clientele.
Phoenix: Sounds good! Meet you at your bridge at 4:30?
M Edgeworth: Very well. Until then.
Phoenix: <3!
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: <3
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Spending some of the day apart… isn’t exactly pleasant at first, but they do live on different sides of the world, so it’s probably best to get used to separation now, in steps, rather than have to deal with it all at once when Phoenix goes home. And moping around his apartment isn’t exactly conductive towards that, so Miles gathers his photography satchel and Steel Samurai model and heads out for a walk of his own, the secret fan scarf Trucy knit for him snug around his neck.
It’s a cold November day in Germany, a bit overcast and damp from the previous week’s rain. Miles is accustomed enough to the cold to have prepared for the only-slightly-above-freezing temperature, but he has the strong suspicion that Phoenix is going to end up lingering in a café or shop somewhere, his feeble Los Tokyono metabolism unable to contend with actual seasons. Miles, in contrast, takes a stroll around Volks Park (more because he doubts Phoenix would be able to do the same than from any real desire to do so today), then, after determining that he’s really not in the mood for photographs, gets his grocery shopping for the week done.
Between this, returning home to put everything away, and the length it takes to get there, he arrives just slightly ahead of time to the agreed-upon meeting spot of his favorite bridge. And, as he watches Phoenix jog up, waving and trying not to give away the fact that he’s shivering, he discovers that he’s glad he respected his partner’s request for this time apart.
Locked away in his apartment together their new situation had felt warm, but also secretive and somewhat dreamlike. Meeting under a cloudy sky vaguely streaked with blue, cold rising from the river beneath them in the late autumn air, suddenly everything feels so much realer; the difference between a photograph and a physical presence. This new thing between them feels more solid, with a level of security that hadn’t quite been present before. It eases a tension neither of them had realized they were carrying, lets them slip into comfortable old patterns while they determine exactly what changes to said patterns they wish to make.
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“We should probably tell Larry.”
“What?” Miles looks over at his partner, who’s huddling into both his jacket and Miles for warmth on the walk back to the apartment.
“We should tell Larry,” Phoenix repeats, a little louder this time, “About us. He’s known us forever and we’re both somehow still friends with him, so he’s probably the next one we should tell. And Franziska,” he adds as a small, nervous afterthought.
“Franziska’s quite busy with Interpol at the moment and hasn’t time for anything but emergencies, so she’ll have to wait,” Miles replies, somewhat regretful. It will annoy her that she wasn’t told immediately, but said annoyance will be targeted at the situation, not Miles himself, and she’ll appreciate that he didn’t distract her while she really does need to focus. Rumours of Meursault have cropped up in England, and she and her still-partner Clemmont Stibbons are quite busy with it. “I suppose you’re right about Larry, though. How do you think he’ll react?”
“Knowing Larry? Fifty-fifty shot it’ll either be the shock of his life or he figured this out before we did. He can be annoyingly perceptive about relationships that don’t involve him or people he’s crushing on.” Phoenix sounds positively dour as he says this and Miles raises an eyebrow.
“I take it you have reason to believe the latter is more likely than the former?”
“In light of recent realizations about Trucy, certain comments he’s made over the years are starting to take on a new light,” his partner replies, glum, “It’s… what’s that word you use sometimes? Galling! It’s galling that he may have noticed before I did. I’m supposed to be smarter than him.”
“He can have a surprisingly useful perspective at times,” Miles hedges, a few conversations of his own with the artist popping suddenly to mind in light of this new context.
“Miles, he got arrested for growing kale. I know I’m not as smart as you, I know I’m a mess, but please, please don’t lump me in with that.”
“I would never,” Miles assures him, then, daringly, brushes a light kiss into his hair, “But we are both still friends with him for a reason, even after all the trouble he’s caused us both joint and separately.”
“Fair,” Phoenix groans, “Want to just call him when we get home and get it over with?”
“We might as well.”
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“H’lo, Larry’s house of Larry, sweet as a berry. Pam, if it’s you, no Columbine didn’t get back with her ex. I’m her ex. I’m both your exes. It’s just four am talking, go pat your bonsais.”
Miles had expected many things when he called Larry while seated with Phoenix in the kitchen, including the potential of waking the artist during one of his rare moments of sleep, but this is… beyond the bounds of his comprehension. “…I beg your pardon?”
“Huh? Oh! Edgey, hi!” there’s a rustling sound from the other end of the line as Larry presumably sits up, “Sorry about that, Pamcakes and Collikins have been going through a rough patch and Pam’s working through some stuff. Anyway, what can I do ya for?”
“Uhhhhh…”
“Wow, you’ve got him speechless – I didn’t think you had it in you!”
“Wright!” Miles shoves his unrepentant partner, but the man ignores him with glee.
“Hi Nick, I didn’t know you were here too! Who died? Wait, why’s Maya in Germany?!?”
“Maya’s WHERE?!?” Phoenix yelps before Miles can ask the same thing.
“Isn’t she in Germany with you being arrested for murder?”
“No!”
“Not as far as we’ve heard,” Miles makes the addendum, blood pressure rising.
“Oh. Huh. Weird.”
“Why would you find that ‘weird’?!” Miles demands, beating Phoenix to the punch this time.
“‘cause why else would you and Edgey be calling me at four in the morning if Maya’s not getting accused of murder and I didn’t get involved in the case by mistake? You guys never call me at the same time.”
Miles hands Wright the phone so he can hold his hands as if in prayer against his forehead. “Every time I presume the bar for your intelligence cannot be lowered any further, you appear with a shovel to prove me wrong.”
“Ouch!” sniffles carry across the phone line, “That’s so mean, why ya gotta be so mean, Edgey?”
“Because I am a cruel man and you’re an extremely easy target.”
“Egdeeeeeeeeeey~!!! You said you were trying to be nicer!” comes the wail of protest, and apparently Phoenix decides that this is enough bullying for the moment, because he interrupts.
“Actually, we called to let you know Miles and I have started dating.”
“What, really?” all traces of tears vanish from Larry’s voice and he perks right up, “You’re not just pulling my leg?”
“He isn’t and we are,” Miles confirms, flushing for some reason as he does.
“Well finally! It took you long enough!”
“What?!?” Phoenix’s voice is full of pained shock, even if he had indicated that this was the outcome he found most likely.
“Nick, you guys aren’t subtle,” Larry says, in the horribly calm, matter-of-fact way he does when he’s somehow managed to figure out something before either of them do and is being perfectly reasonable about it, “I’ve been starting to wonder if I needed to do something.”
“You what?!?”
“Hey, you’re my best buds, my bros!” Larry says, inflicting what looks like a great deal of mental damage on Phoenix in the process, “I’m just glad you two managed on your own – it would have been gorgeous, but I wasn’t looking forward to plan ‘Art Imitates Life.’ It would have probably worked, but you would have yelled at me.”
“…what-?”
“Prrrrrrobably for the best you don’t know,” Larry says with uncharacteristic firmness, "Anyway, congrats, can I go back to bed tomorrow? Watches to mend, rehearsals to attend, stories to draft, lesbians you used to date to be the emotional support straight for – you know how it is, busy busy busy!”
“…sure. Thanks.”
“You’re welcome! Bye, guys!”
And with that, Larry hangs up, leaving the two of them staring at Miles’s phone in varying states of bemusement, shock, and indignation. Given that he’s rather accustomed these days to occasionally requesting help of the artist in regards to social situations, Miles recovers first, taking his phone from Phoenix’s slightly limp grasp and standing. “That went reasonably well.”
“I guess.”
Miles glances at his ridiculous partner, then snorts. “Would a few episodes of Signal Samurai help take the sting off that he noticed before you did?”
“Probably not,” Phoenix admits, “But we’ll never know unless we try!”
“Very well.”
They only watch a handful of the short episodes – it’s getting late and they both have work tomorrow – but it’s still a completely satisfactory end to the day.
Notes:
For anyone wondering about Larry's 'art imitates life' plan, you can find it here!
Chapter 153
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Then, of course, comes Monday, and the inevitable discovery of seeing how their romantic relationship effects their working relationship.
And also admitting to Miles’s boss that he’s dating his paralegal now, because he refuses to sneak around and risk this coming out at a bad time.
However, this isn’t to say that he’s entirely without regrets as he stands in front of Chief Prosecutor Erde’s desk. At seventy-four she’s lived through multiple movements, both civil and uncivil, and she chews gum the way some people smoke or drink coffee. Even as Miles watches she blows a slow, disapproving bubble over her folded hands before purposefully popping it and revealing the full extent of her unimpressed expression once more.
“[Prosecutor Edgeworth, I want you to know that this news is extremely disappointing to me.]”
Miles bows his head. “[I understand that my actions have been most unprofessional. If it is at all possible, however, I would-]”
She cuts him off with a remorseless snap of her gum, then continues, “[I had forty Euro down that you two wouldn’t get yourselves sorted out until next year.]”
All thoughts of apology scatter. “[What.]”
“[Don’t act so surprised, Prosecutor Edgeworth, it’s been obvious to everyone since 2020 – some of the office even claim to have noticed when he originally came to aid you in the Buser case.]”
“[What.]”
“[In any case, this is an eventuality we were all expecting and, frankly, as long as it doesn’t affect your work, I don’t care. Better than all those slobbering hounds chasing after their secretaries when I was your age at the very least. I assume you are both aware that the Prosecutors’ Office is for work and your home is for play, correct?]”
Miles nearly chokes when her implication sinks in. “[Chief Prosecutor-!]”
“[Are you?]”
“[I-! We will not be attempting… recreational activities while in this building!]”
“[Is that what they’re calling it these days? Very well, then. As I have stated, I see no issue with this; you may return to your work.]”
“Soooo… how did she take the news?” Phoenix asks as Miles fumes his way back into the hall, “Am I still employed?”
“Yes,” Miles grits out, “As long as it doesn’t interfere with our work, we have permission to continue as we wish.”
“Which we… hopefully will be able to. Should be able to,” Phoenix amends, unprompted, “We’ve been doing something similar for years, we can make this work.”
“Of course we can, I never doubted that.”
“Uh-huh,” the man raises an eyebrow but politely doesn’t bring up any of the times Miles has vocally worried to him about this very topic over the past few days, “Then what was the problem?”
“Apparently there have been wagers going on in regards to when we would ‘get ourselves sorted out,’ as it were,” Miles glowers, “Likely there were more in regards to how it happened as well.”
“Oh.” Phoenix wrinkles his nose. “Yeah, that… I guess we were more obvious about our pining than we thought.”
“Speak for yourself, Wright.”
“Wha- objection, in retrospect you were super obvious!”
“I mean I wasn’t pining, I was planning for the right moment. There was nothing passive about my actions.”
“Oh yeah?” and this is accompanied by a pair of raised eyebrows, “And what if I’d met someone while you were ‘planning,’ smart guy, what would you have done then?”
“…I would have done my best to accept that I had waited too long,” Miles admits, looking away, “It- I am glad to have entered into a romantic relationship with you. However, I believe you underestimate the value I also place on our friendship. The risk of losing it… too rich a gamble for my taste.”
“Awwwww, babe!”
“Nyerg!” Miles’s head snaps back to look at his companion once more. “Never call me that again!”
“Okay, okay, fine, I- wow, you are really red.”
Miles glowers at him, but the man doesn’t back down, just grins.
“Don’t even try it, Galahad – you look good when you blush too, you know.”
“How does that phrase of yours go – ‘this is bullying?’”
“Yeah, but let’s be real, at least a quarter of our friendship is based on us picking on each other, and we’ve always been game to tear pieces off of each other in court.”
“…that’s rather horrifying, framed like that.” Miles’s brow furrows. What does it say about him and this budding relationship that, even now, only days after having confessed, part of him thrills at the mention of facing Wright in court, not as allies but opponents, clashing against one another until the verdict is finally handed down-
“Whoa now, hey, hey, Miles, look at me.”
Miles looks up to realize that has Phoenix gotten in front of him and is also looking distinctly greyer than usual, as is Miles’s own coat sleeve when he checks that as well. He’d been spiraling without noticing, Gott verdammt, maybe this transition is going to be harder than he thought…
“That wasn’t criticism, you know,” Wright says, very gently, capturing his attention again, “It’s part of our job to argue and be confrontational. And it’s probably an advantage we have over other new couples, that we’re starting this already knowing how to fight with each other, and what to do if we go too far. And it’s part of what I like about you, that you push me, that we can go at each other full blast and still be friends after.”
“…I don’t want to hurt you,” Miles admits, feeling far more vulnerable than he’d like.
“Then this thing we have won’t work,” Phoenix says, tone frank, “Because relationships always end up hurting at some point, no matter what kind they are. The important bit is what you do after it happens. We’ve both hurt each other before, and personally I’m still willing to give this a shot – you?”
That he can even ask-! “Yes- yes, of course-!”
“Then it’s okay,” Phoenix takes his hand and squeezes, starting towards the stairs to Miles’s office again, “And if you’re really worried, we can come up with a password or code phrase or something, to let each other know if we’re going too far.”
“I think… I would like that.” Miles relaxes a little, matching his partner’s stride.
“Awesome, we can sort it out after work… which I guess we should get back to.”
“Back to? I’d like to see how you propose to get back to what we haven’t even started yet, Wright.”
“Well technically you’re ‘back to’ normal now, Edgeworth, so I’d say it counts, yeah?”
Miles snorts. “I suppose I’ll allow it, just this- wait, was that an attempt at word play just now?”
“…maybe.”
“Nonsense, it was, wasn’t it, that was a purposeful attempt at word play!”
“So what if it was?” Phoenix colours, breaking eye contact, “And if it was, then it’s your fault, you infected me with all your terrible jokes, stop smiling, this isn’t something to be proud of-!”
“I love you.”
Phoenix freezes, a foot still between one stair and the next, now red to the roots of his hair. “That’s cheating, we’re at work! We agreed yesterday, ‘yes surnames no schmoopy stuff at work’ or we’ll distract ourselves too much!”
“Very well, my apologies.” The words had actually slipped out all on their own, but Miles is willing to take responsibility for his mistakes, and even ignore the man’s own use of ‘Galahad’ earlier. Phoenix nods his acceptance of this, and they focus on reaching the tenth floor of the Prosecutors’ Office for a few minutes.
“Say, Edgeworth?”
“Hm?”
“They were betting on us here, so… how many bets about us do you think we ruined back in Los Tokyo this past week?”
Miles snorts. “Likely most of them.”
“Cool.” The man nods in a satisfied manner.
“How uncharacteristic of you, to gloat at another’s misfortune.”
“I dunno – maybe I’m just being petty, maybe I’m still feeling mad at the Los Tokyo legal system, but the thought of getting one over on them like this makes me feel all warm and cozy inside for some reason.”
Miles chuckles, then opens the door to the tenth floor, holding it for Phoenix so they can go to his office and-
“And the sweethearts finally arrive!”
There is a grinning figure leaning on the wall by Miles’s door, and Phoenix waves, recognizing Prosecutor Gregor Vöglein from various encounters as Miles’s assistant. “[How are you? What’s up?]”
“[I’m well, thank-you,]” Vöglein replies, politely using simple phrases in the face of Wright’s limited vocabulary before switching back to English, “And it is you two lovebirds that are ‘up’ at the moment!”
“And how do you know about that?” Miles asks, his tone far colder than Phoenix’s had been, moving around his colleague to unlock his office door.
“You were slow to get here, so I have told myself, naturally!”
“It’s a multilingual joke on his surname,” Miles explains to his confused partner rather than acknowledging his fellow prosecutor, “‘Vöglein,’ it means ‘little bird’ in German.”
“Ohhhhhh,” understanding dawns, though it’s quickly followed by annoyance, “Wait, no more wordplay jokes, bad.”
“Why are you here, Vöglein?” Miles switches to ignoring Phoenix with the ease of practice, “Surely you didn’t climb three flights of stairs just to chat, especially so early in the work day.”
“Do not underestimate my temptation to have done just that,” Vöglein smirks, “I just won a lot of money thanks to you two. However, that could indeed have waited – Chief Prosecutor Erde sent me to get the case files for AG-26 from you.”
“AG-26 is my case.”
“It was your case,” the other prosecutor corrects, “Now it is to be mine, as you will be busy when it comes to trial Thursday, and also in Greece – there’s been a request for you.”
“I- what? I was just in France last week!”
“And now you will be in Greece this week!” Vöglein replies cheerfully, then stage whispers to Phoenix, “This is why most of us do not go from ronin to samurai, too much trouble, too much unexpected travel. Our young Edgeworth is an eccentric one.”
“Samurai?” the man asks, turning to Miles.
“Never you mind, Wright,” he snaps back, “[Come, Vöglein, I’ll get those files for you-]”
“A samurai lawyer,” the other prosecutor clarifies, “A ronin lawyer who has gained connection with a particular courthouse, but who may still be asked for by other courts desiring in their skills.”
“Innnnnteresting…”
“Wright, I will call your daughter and tell her you said she could pay the utilities bill this month!”
“Feh, she’ll know you’re lying even without seeing you.”
“Perhaps, but she’ll also be fully willing to pretend she believes me if she thinks it will give her the advantage in this!”
“You’re a monster.”
“Demon, Wright, do try to keep up- [Vöglein, stay out of my desk, you insufferable gossip-!]”
Notes:
Chief Prosecutor Erde doesn’t care who you date, but she has opinions about office sex. (Her opinion is “Don’t”.)
Gregor – the German version of Gregory, which means alert or watchful
Vöglein – little birdApologies for being away so long – May has been A Month. I know you’re all lovely and want me to take care of myself, but I do like to give notice when I’m going to take longer than two weeks between chapters, and it’s annoying to me personally when life sneaks up on me like this. I want to post chapters as much as you want to read chapters, it's frustrating when I can't!!! Hopefully things are calming down again and I’ll have the next chapter up in a more reasonable timeframe. -_-***
Chapter 154
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles ends up sending Phoenix back to his apartment by taxi to get them both packed and himself spends the morning rearranging his case load and filling Prosecutor Vöglein in on the details of AG-26. By one in the afternoon he and Phoenix are in the Berlin airport, by five they’re arriving at their hotel in Greece. Phoenix is relieved to have avoided an almost twenty-four-hour car drive. Miles is quietly relieved that, at take-off, Phoenix had noticed how tightly he’d been gripping the armrest and put his own over top of Miles’s unprompted, warm and grounding. Outside the hotel, however, the man grinds to a halt.
“What is it now, Wright? The sooner we check in the sooner we can go get supper.”
“What? Oh, uh, sorry, just…” the man turns slightly pink. “You know. We’re dating now.”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “Really? I had no idea, how shocking.”
“Mean. Anyway, I just… what are we gonna do about rooms?”
What the devil is he- oh. Oh. They’re dating. It would be… not unreasonable to consider sharing a room. Together. Twin beds, of course, they’ve agreed they’re not ready for sex yet, and it’s a new enough relationship that getting that… close could be an unnecessary temptation for them both-
…what if there aren’t any rooms with twin beds left, what if there’s only one bed-!?!
“Whoa, easy there, settle down, mister, geez, you’re red as a tomato…”
Be that as it may, Miles still finds it in himself to turn even redder at the comment. “Rooms next to each other,” he manages to croak out.
“Yeah, that would probably be for the best, sheesh, you’re blushing this hard over sharing a room? Looks like I’m still always Wright after all!” he gives an impish grin, which is just enough to get Miles moving again when combined with the word play.
“And what are you ‘always Wright’ about this time?”
Phoenix’s grin upgrades (downgrades?) from impish to positively devilish. “That you’re the cute one in this relationship.”
“…only if you admit that you’re the handsome one.”
“Wha- hey, no, hold it-!”
“Overruled.” And Miles sweeps into the hotel, his partner spluttering behind him, too distracted for the moment to realize that Miles has left him with all the luggage until it’s too late to make him help carry any of it. Petty, perhaps, but extremely satisfying.
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The front desk informs Miles that the majority of the rooms they have are conjoined, and he’s able to procure a pair next to one another for himself and Wright on the fourth floor. Miles himself is in the corner room between Phoenix’s and the building’s exterior wall, with Phoenix’s neighbours on the other side of his room are a young couple they encounter on the way to supper. They introduce themselves as Rick and Lucy Gormortis, and also highly recommend the restaurant they’ve just returned from.
While they’re here for work, said work also doesn’t require them to check in until tomorrow, so no reason not to make a date of it and do a little sight-seeing tonight. The Greek weather is so much warmer than Anwaltsstadt this time of year, and it’s lovely out this evening. Thus it’s no trouble to follow along as his partner plays tourist, borrowing Miles’s phone to take photos and send them to Trucy, chattering about the bits of classical Greek theatre he’s familiar with and commenting on the local statues as though his minor really was in fine art instead of comic and manga graphics. Miles chooses not to point this out, and instead they make a game of trying to guess which mythological or historical figures are being depicted, then trying to find the correct answers – once again on Miles’s phone. They hold hands and laugh and absolutely ruin Phoenix for the cheap Greek restaurant he visits from time to time back in Japanafornia.
“I’m going to have to learn how to cook,” he groans after another bite of dolmade sends his expression from blissful to rapturous, “It’s the only way, I’ll never be able to afford a restaurant that cooks to this standard.”
Miles nods without comment, mentally makes a note to add a few Greek recipes to his repertoire, then offers his wine glass. “Here, have a taste of this with it.”
“You know I’m not a drinker, Miles.”
“A small sip won’t incapacitate you, and a fine, fresh white like this pairs beautifully with dolmades.”
“…only because it’s you and I’m nice,” Phoenix rolls his eyes but accepts the glass, having a reasonable sip of the Malagousia that Miles had ordered on the server’s recommendation. He takes it slowly, and his eyebrows rise as the tastes of the food and drink mingle. “Hey, that is good!” Finishing off his current dolmade he has a second sip, eliciting a chuckle from Miles.
“Should I request that our server bring you a glass as well?”
“Nah, thanks all the same,” Phoenix returns Miles’s drink, “I don’t really know my limits with wine, and now is not the time to find out. That was good, though, I get why people make such a fuss about ‘properly pairing’ wine with food now.”
Miles accepts his glass without a fuss. “As you wish.”
“…is that a ‘Princess Bride’ reference?”
“A what now?”
“It’s a movie,” Phoenix explains, “And if we have time before I go home then I’m showing it to you!”
“Very well,” Miles agrees, “What’s it about?”
“Twue love!”
“…”
“No, no, don’t make that face, it’s really good, you’ll like it, I promise, it’s an action-comedy-romance and it’s an absolute classic, I swear!”
“…if you say so.” Miles has his doubts after that initial response, but he was fully aware that the man across the table from him was ridiculous before they started- before they started dating…
“You’re blushing,” Phoenix quirks a grin in amused curiosity, “Care to share the reason? Oh man, now I really wanna know,” he adds when this adds further colour to Miles’s already-darkening cheeks.
“It- it’s nothing like you’re probably thinking,” he sputters, needlessly embarrassed, “Only… I was only- we’re dating now. I told you I loved you, and you said you were open to a casual relationship, and now we’re dating.”
The look this receives is bemused. “What, did you forget?”
Really, the man looks far too entertained by this, and Miles huffs and looks away, arms folded, in a completely dignified dismissal that is not at all a sulk. “Of course not. It simply keeps popping to the forefront of my mind at unexpected times.”
“And you call me ridiculous,” Phoenix snorts.
“You are! You’re the most ridiculous man in the world, and you’re lucky to have me!” Miles snaps. Then, in a quieter voice, blushing all the way to his ears now, adds, “And I’m even luckier to have you.”
“…oh.”
Miles can’t place the emotion in Phoenix’s voice, and looks to check his expression in time to catch the first tear rolling down his partner’s cheek. All pretense at annoyance or care for embarrassment is immediately forgotten in favour of the far more pressing need to ascertain what he’s done to upset his partner now. “Phoenix? I’m- I’m not sure what I said wrong, but whatever it is-!”
“What? No, no, it’s fine,” Phoenix gives a huge sniffle in complete contrast to his words, but the smile he pulls out after it is genuine even as tears to continue to cascade down his cheeks, “I’m fine and I’m ridiculous and I’m in love with you and I’m so happy I can’t handle it.”
Oh. Happy tears, of course, Miles is familiar with those from his mentorship of Prosecutor DeBeste. This time he manages to keep a handle on his embarrassment, offering Phoenix his handkerchief before signaling for the server.
“What are you doing?”
“We’ve mostly finished our meal, and I thought, seeing how I’ve gotten you so emotional, perhaps it would be best to continue back to one of our rooms to continue this conversation in a more… private setting.”
“Aw, you gonna kiss my tears all better?”
“…if you like?”
“I do,” Phoenix smiles, scrubbing away the last of his current tears with Miles’s handkerchief before tucking it away, “Sounds like a great way to finish off the evening.”
“Are you sure?” he asks, teasing a bit now, “You seem to have gotten better all on your own.”
“Oh no, I’m just putting on a brave face because… um. Unrealistic standards for male emotional expression in public. Inside I’m a mess and will need lots and lots of kisses to fix.”
The server arrives with the cheque, and Miles hands him his credit card before returning his attention to Phoenix. “I take it from you reasoning that Trucy’s been researching interesting topics again?”
His partner chuckles ruefully. “Honestly? She never really stops, just doesn’t talk about them for awhile to lull you into a false sense of security.”
They finish paying and make it about halfway back to the hotel without incident when-
“Prosecutor Edgeworth? PROSECUTOR EDGEWORTH!!!”
Miles comes to an instant halt; he knows that voice, but- it can’t be-
Except then he turns in time to see a tall young man in white tie formal dress, an impressive amount of stubble, and an unusually battered black cape. Said cape is flaring to show its blue lining as the young man runs towards him as best he can in the semi-crowded street.
“Sebastian?! What are you doing in Greece?!”
“Prosecutor Edgeworth!” The young man comes to a jolting halt in front of him, gloved hands on his knees, half gasping half sobbing for breath. “Got- -dnapped- again… but… wasn’t who… wanted… -no passport… -phone… -box… was s-so s-s-scared-!!!”
At this point the boy breaks down sobbing and, despite being the shorter of them now, Miles has spent too much time around Trucy and Kay (not to mention providing verbal comfort for the boy in front of him) not to pull his terrified student into a hug, making the comforting noises that always work over the telephone.
“Do you have any ID?” he asks when Sebastian’s tears have subsided enough to allow his breathing to return to normal, wiping his face with the handkerchief Phoenix had covertly handed back to him moments prior.
“‘m badge. And m’ wallet,” Sebastian responds thickly, “They- they gave it back- took one look at my driver’s license and started shouting at each other, then gave it back, told me to get back in the box, and left me in an ally with the lid loose enough that I could get out.”
“Good. That’s good.” Pulling out his cellphone, he hands it over. “Call Kay, I’m sure she’s worried by now, and then Gumshoe. After that we’ll go to the local police station and get this sorted out as best we can, all right?”
“Y-yes sir. Thank-you.” Sebastian gives him a watery smile before dialing. “Kay? Kay, it’s me- Yes, I’m all right… Yes, again. …no, really, I’m all right, I’m with Mr. Edgeworth. …Greece, actually… No, I don’t know why- I was flown to Greece in a box, do you really think that was my first question-?!”
“You want help or company with this?” Phoenix asks quietly while Sebastian continues his conversation.
“If you’re confident in finding the way, you can return to the hotel,” Miles sighs, “This will likely take hours to sort out at least, and one of us should be rested for when we start on the case tomorrow.”
“Logical and reasonable,” his partner concedes, “But I’m taking a rain cheque for those kisses.”
“I would think less of you if you didn’t.”
“Then we have an accord. Hey, don’t you raise your eyebrow at me, I can be a fancy word man when I want to, too, you know I studied Shakespeare!”
“Yes, but you make it so easy to forget.”
“Okay, one, mean, two, rude, and three, I’m leaving now and you don’t get a good-bye kiss for that. So there!”
“As you wish.”
“…yeah, we’re really watching The Princess Bride together at some point. Later!”
“Tschüs.”
And so saying, Phoenix heads off into the evening and Miles turns his attention back to his protégé.
Notes:
Things I did instead of typing this chapter:
Beat the Pantheon of the Sage in Hollow Knight
Unlock the Pure Vessel in Hollow Knight
Went to see The Bad Guys in a showing where I was the only one there
Got over the worst of my head cold
Got in a making-stuff mood and made a custom plush of the traveler from Journey with far more applique than was really necessaryBut on the plus side, feeling way better! Thanks for all your support last chapter, it means a lot to me! <3 <3 <3
Chapter 155
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
As Miles had expected, it’s a long night involving the police, the local Prosecutors’ Office, the Los Tokyo Prosecutors’ Office, the nearest American Embassy, and a great deal of paperwork. They have, at least, determined that Sebastian is who he claims to be and that he left his country and entered this one unwillingly, when Miles gets a phone call.
“Soooo… not to be a total Larry about this, but can I have some bail money?”
Miles stares straight ahead for a moment, then pinches his brow in the vain hope that this will prevent the oncoming headache. “Wright, why are you in jail?”
“It’s a funny story that, weirdly enough, boils down to ‘arrested for murder.’”
Gott verdammt. “I can’t help you at the moment, I’m still in the middle of untangling the knot Sebastian’s found himself in. Can you wait a few hours?”
“Yeah, the stuff they have on me is circumstantial, it’ll never hold up in court, especially since I didn’t do it. Take care of the kid, I’ll keep – oh, but make sure to phone the local Prosecutors’ Office to let ‘em know what’s up? It’ll look bad for you if neither of us show up for work tomorrow.”
“A valid point. I’ll see to that, and to you as soon as I’m able to. Tschüs.”
“Choos!”
“Ridiculous man.” Miles shakes his head fondly, then, after a quick confirmation that his night’s activities and possible resulting lateness are known to his temporary boss, returns to the matter of sorting out Sebastian’s legal status.
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It is seven in the morning by the time Sebastian’s identity and entry status have been confirmed and the boy has been signed into Miles’s custody for the two-week period it will require to get all the paperwork in order for him to return to the States. And this is with Miles bringing his money, status, and connections to bear; he shudders to think how it all might have gone if he had lacked even one of those or the boy hadn’t found him.
It's times like this that he’s glad he became a prosecutor and has the opportunity to reeducate those who believe the rules don’t apply to them. Such are the people who have helped turn the law into a noose of red tape that ensnares the innocent more often than not as opposed to the guilty, and Miles is glad to be one of the ones who has devoted their life to ensuring that the culpable suffer for their casual, thoughtless destruction of lives they don’t know even exist.
In other words, Miles is triumphant, but in a rather foul mood when he and Sebastian go to collect Wright, and thus fully justified in taking a moment to walk outside again and add a little blue to the sky with his… less formal Bavarian vocabulary when he discovers the man was released into the custody of a different prosecutor two hours ago.
“Sorry, but Prosecutor Nomikos is the one who actually has the Rick Gormortis case,” the man at the desk reports via translator, “So she’s got priority.”
Miles counts to ten, then continues to twenty-seven, quells his rage for the moment, and thanks the man before getting as much information as he can about the woman who has absconded with his partner. Nike ‘Victory of the Law’ Nomikos is an experienced lawyer, well-known in this area for being able to spot the key to her success well before it’s obvious to anyone else. Even the interpreter aiding Miles agrees that if Prosecutor Nomikos has decided she needs Wright for this case, he won’t be getting him back until she’s done with him.
…really, there are some things one shouldn’t have to deal with when one has been wearing the same suit for almost twenty-four hours, has been awake longer, and hasn’t had a chance to shave yet. Especially when your inadvertently illegal protégé is watching you.
As it is, Miles straightens his suit as best he can, combs his hair, switches out his current jabot for the fresh one in his pocket, and makes his way to the local Prosecutors’ Office, Sebastian still in tow. The local chief prosecutor isn’t particularly pleased to see two men in day-old suits, both with dark circles under their eyes and stubble, but is flexible enough to accept Miles’s explanation and allow Sebastian to serve as his new aid, since it’s one of their prosecutors that deprived Miles of his intended paralegal.
He's shown to his temporary office, handed the file and its English translation on the double homicide he’s been requested to investigate, along with one on the extremely influential politician involved who had pulled the strings required to have Miles as the prosecutor instead of a local or at least one who spoke Greek (a detail Miles hadn’t known but which rings warning bells the moment he learns it).
Still, it’s with a relieved sigh that he seats himself behind his desk, instructing Sebastian to lie down and get some rest in the meantime. Once the boy is situated in the corner, stretched out with his waistcoat and both their jackets folded into a pillow and wrapped in his by now much-abused cape, Miles settles in to read…
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“I’m giving you the lead on this case.”
Sebastian nearly drops the boxes of take-out Miles had sent him for after waking from his nap. “What?! Er, I mean, sir, why would you passively- no, wait, possibly-??!”
“Because Mr. Kíndynos went to a lot of trouble to ensure that I be the one to prosecute this case, when there are many equally-if-not-better-suited options more readily available. Therefore he likely expects me to in some way influence the outcome; that or he thought Wright’s presence would be the influencing factor, though I find that less likely. There are in truth too many variables to determine the exact details of the situation, beyond that I suspect he wishes to pull more strings regarding this trial.”
“But there’s no way I could have been part of his equation,” Sebastian quickly catches on, “And by putting me in charge, you’re hoping you’ll be able to find out more about his motives!”
“Very good,” Miles nods in approval, “And, in the event that I’ve allowed paranoia to overcome my good sense, it will at least give me a chance to see how your skills as a prosecutor have grown.”
Sebastian’s eyes grow wet at this, and he stands a little straighter. “I promise I won’t let you down, Mr. Edgeworth!”
“I know you won’t,” Miles reassures him, “You never do. Though be sure to ask me about anything you suspect to be different between the legal system you’re used to in America and the one we’re currently in.”
“Yes sir!”
“Very good. Now, let’s enjoy that meal you’ve procured for us and then,” he nudges the pertinent files away from Sebastian’s reaching hand, “You may look over the files yourself. You’re-”
“‘-still under twenty-five and therefore still growing, even if it’s not obvious,’ yes, I know,” the boy has the cheek to roll his eyes at him, “You tell me every time you think I might skip a meal.”
“I do?” Miles doesn’t recall having done so in the past, but he can also see the ‘Objection!’ lying in wait behind the boy’s eyes should he try to protest. “Well- good nutrition is important, especially when you’re young! You can’t expect your brain to develop and function to full capacity if you don’t properly support it!”
“Yes sir.”
Miles gets the distinct feeling that he’s being humoured, but, as the senior lawyer present, he decides to overlook it for the time being.
Notes:
Okay, honeymoon’s over, back to work, lads!
Chapter 156
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
That evening, after a long day made longer by the night proceeding it, Miles gets a text from a familiar number.
Phoenix: So… I’ve been taken somewhere I didn’t want to go, by someone I don’t want to go with, to do a job I did not sign up to do.
Phoenix: Please explain to me how this isn’ta kidnapping, because I am confused,.
Miles is so relieved to not only hear from Phoenix, but hear from him in apparently such a wry tone, that it takes him a moment to respond.
M Edgeworth: She let you have your phone?
Phoenix: I wish – she got it before the police could return from when she paid my bail.
M Edgeworth: Then how are you texting me from it?
Phoenix: Trucy’s been teaching me sleight-of-hand for years, how do you think I got it?
M Edgeworth: Ah.
Phoenix: Exactly.
Phoenix: Also, don’t just outright ignore strange phone numbers or texts for a bit – if she takes this phone back and I can’t get it again I’m buying a buner phone.
Phoenix: *burner
M Edgeworth: How do you intend to do that when you don’t speak the language?
Phoenix: Fortunately Italian is close enough to Latin that I can roughly noodle my way through basic interactions.
M Edgeworth: How does that help you in Greece?
Phoenix: It doesn’t, but I’m in Italy now.
M Edgeworth: What are you doing in Italy?!
Phoenix: Asking questions Prosecutor Nomikos tells me to ask and then telling her if the person lied or not.
M Edgeworth: Why in the world would she do that?
Phoenix: No idea. I’d say she might now about the magatama (which yes, I’m using), but most people who see it just think it’s a lucky charm.
Phoenix: *know (dangit)
Phoenix: Except for a few people who thought it had something to do with Shinto.
Phoenix: (It does not have to ddo with Shinto, at least not originally, unless Shinto’s been going ona lot longer than anyone’s guessed.)
Phoenix: (That was actually an interesting deep dive.)
Phoenix: Oh, and that one jeweler who offered to appraise it for me.
Phoenix: Back on subject, how is it even legal for Prosecutor Nomikos to have me, anyway?
M Edgeworth: I checked – she paid your bail on the condition that you be released into her custody – her then pressing you into service shouldn’t technically be allowed. What does she have on you?
Phoenix: 1) Rude. 2) She says if I help her solve this case, she won’t make me pay her back for the bail money.
M Edgeworth: …you realize that I would have happily covered your debt, correct? And would even have allowed you to slowly pay me back if that was your wish. And that in the meantime you could have proceeded to do a job you would be paid for?
Phoenix: ….
Phoenix: I object.
Phoenix: That was objectionable.
M Edgeworth: Why do Trucy and I allow you out on your own again?
Phoenix: I am a fully grown, fully capable adult!
M Edgeworth: Debatable.
Phoenix: …I want a divorce.
M Edgeworth: No. We’re not married, so you can’t have one.
Phoenix: Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Phoenix: Then I want kisses.
Phoenix: Lots and lots of kisses.
M Edgeworth: I’ll see what I can do once we’re in the same country again.
Phoenix: Yay! ^U^
M Edgeworth: In the meantime, I assume you’ve told Trucy about this?
Phoenix: Yup, texted her first, she’d appreciate a text from you too, though.
Phoenix: Seb okay?
M Edgeworth: He can’t leave the country for two weeks while the paperwork is being settled, but his identity and lack of agency in regards to entering the country have been confirmed, he’s eaten, and he’s had a rest. I’ve also taken him on as my paralegal for now, since you’ve been poached.
Phoenix: Fair. Also, glad to hear that I’m not leaving you completely high and dry on this.
M Edgeworth: My gratitude. He’s already spoken with Kay, I’ll make sure he also contacts Trucy tonight.
Phoenix: Thanks, she’s been worried.
M Edgeworth: I’m sure.
M Edgeworth: Wait, how do you know that?
Phoenix: She texted me sometime between my phone getting taken and me getting it back. Didn’t she text you?
M Edgeworth: No.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: >:(
Phoenix: …never do that again, I think I just lost ten years off my life getting an emoji from you.
Phoenix: And she probably wanted more news before she told you anything – same with Kay. You tend to fuss when Seb gets kidnapped and you can’t do anything.
M Edgeworth: I do not ‘fuss.’
Phoenix: You do.
M Edgeworth: I do not fuss!
Phoenix: You do and it’s very sweet.
Phoenix: Anywaym I have to go. Prosecutor Nomikos’ll probably be wondering where I am by now and my pizza’s getting cold.
Phoenix: I’ll text you when I can.
M Edgeworth: Hmph. Very well.
Phoenix: Love you, Galahad.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: And I you, my Percival.
Phoenix: What was with the delay??
M Edgeworth: …it’s more embarrassing to type than to say.
Phoenix: You’re adorable. You’re adorable and I love you. Oop, she foud me, kthxbye!
M Edgeworth: Tschüss.
Notes:
Sorry this chapter is shorter than usual, I’m running low on mental fuel at the moment – hopefully the contents make up for the length!
Also, I’m not bouncing back as quickly as I thought I would from that work fiasco I had in May that made me go AWOL for a bit there, so I’m sad to announce that I’m taking a hiatus. (Sad because I was hoping to bounce back faster, not because I feel bad about taking proper care of myself – don’t worry, if I didn’t know the importance of proper self-care while also writing this fic, you’d all have permission to look at each other and go “Brilliant writer, but they’re a bit silly at times.” ;) ) I’ll be back with a new chapter for Saturation’s third birthday (August 16) at the latest. In the meantime, if you have a friend who’s been reading this fic and gotten a bit behind, you can let them know that now’s a good time to catch up if they want to. Hope you’re all safe and sound and having a lovely summer, and I’ll see you in August!
Chapter 157
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
It’s easier than it probably should be to allow Sebastian control of the investigation, but who’s to question when the pair of them frame it as a mentor teaching and testing his protégé? Which, to be fair, is part of what’s going on, just not to the extent that those around them are led to believe. And Miles is absolutely conducting his own investigation right alongside Sebastian’s, making notes in his organizer while the younger prosecutor files out his current memory orchestra, stray phrases of silent music playing beneath his restless baton as he considers what he's learned.
It’s also pleasing to note that he looks into the wronged party who brought Miles here without any outside prompting, citing his reasons as Miles neither knowing the Greek language nor having spent any time in Greece during either his relearning or ronin periods, making it strange for him to have been requested in the first place. Frankly it’s something Miles himself should have thought of when he was originally assigned the case or on the way here, but he hadn’t, distracted by the suddenness of it and by the recent developments in his personal life. Indeed, it hadn’t been until he was in his temporary office, Sebastian curled in his cape and sleeping in the corner, that he had truly realized the strangeness of the situation. (Obviously it wasn’t only Phoenix he should have worried about in regards to relationships and how distracting they can be.)
For now, things seem to be progressing smoothly enough. The trial is in two days, Miles has acquired extra clothing for his protégé (since the boy was shipped here without any), and it had only taken a little fenagling to get Phoenix’s room at the hotel switched over to Sebastian’s name, with Miles taking responsibility of his partner’s luggage in the meantime…
The first night actually spent in his hotel room, Miles had been awoken by knocking on the door connecting his room to Sebastian’s, and opened it to a tear-stained protégé. In the conversation that followed, Sebastian had revealed that it wasn’t the kidnapping that was bothering him, he’s had it happen often enough that it’s not particularly jarring anymore (unfortunately). In a convenient twist of fate, it’s not even the fact that he was trapped in a box for hours, as he has not so much claustrophobia as something of a claustrophilia – small, enclosed spaces tend to make him drowsy, and as a result he’d slept for most of his confinement.
No, the fear hadn’t set in until he’d been turned loose in a foreign city where he didn’t speak the language after being illegally transported there. Sharply aware of how strange his situation was, how ill-prepared most legal and immigration systems are for the abnormal, how easy it would be for him to slip between the cracks and vanish forever…
…it was a moment of genuine heart-break to be reminded how terrified this young man still is of disappearing, even when he’s made himself such a strong community of people who not only love him, but would search to the ends of the earth to find him again if he was taken from them. The two of them had sat on the edge of Miles’s bed, Miles with a towel on his shoulder and an arm around the boy, rocking him gently as Sebastian cried and cried, words flooding out of him as thick as his tears, and as full of terror and misery, hunched awkwardly due to his slightly greater height.
(If Miles ever finds the people responsible for this particular kidnapping, they had best pray Miles is not alone when he does so. Because, quite frankly, he would prefer not to find out what he would do while unobserved in retribution for putting his student through this.)
At the very least, Sebastian is like Phoenix when it comes to tears – a good cry flushes out the worst of the pain from both, allows them to fully function again until such a time as it’s more convenient to deal with anything the tears haven’t washed away.
“I cannot promise I will always be here,” Miles had said into wavy brown hair, “But as often as the universe allows it, I will be. And I will always try.”
Not the finest of reassurances, to Miles’s ears anyway, but Sebastian must have found it adequate, as a few minutes later the boy had calmed to the point that he’d fallen asleep right there on Miles’s shoulder. Some awkward, careful adjustments later, Miles had left him curled on the bed under some spare blankets and retreated to the other room and its bed himself. The boy had suffered enough, best to let him sleep and recover from his emotional exertion.
“I’m not sure I can do this.”
Miles is drawn from his reverie by these words and turns to see the young prosecutor in question. Sebastian’s currently standing over the fold-up table that’s functioning as his desk, baton curving gently between his hands. Setting down his own papers, Miles focuses his full attention on him. “Why do you say that?
“I just- I’ve only been prosecuting for a little while.”
“Four years – that’s long enough that you’re not a novice anymore.”
“Yes, but that’s in Japanafornia! This is Greece – I’m having to learn some of the laws as I go, I don’t know anyone other than you here- I don’t even speak the language!”
“I see.” Miles nods, folds his hands before him on his desk. “So, other than the language, how is this any different from how you began your career in Los Tokyo? Because, in my opinion, that makes you uniquely qualified to handle this situation; it’s part of why I was so confident in entrusting this case to you. Especially considering that you were key in winning that other one.”
Sebastian gapes, then straightens, eyes shining wetly with unintelligible emotions. “Yes sir, Mr. Edgeworth!”
Miles tsks. “None of that,” he rebukes, tone gentle, as he rises to go join his protégé, “Something has you concerned, yes? I believe you can find the truth in this case, but I’m not going to make you do so on your own. Now, what has you questioning your own abilities so?”
After a moment’s hesitation, Sebastian admits, “I really don’t think the defendant did it – the evidence doesn’t add up.”
“Who do you suspect to be the actual murderer, then?”
“I think… I think it’s Mr. Kíndynos.”
“I see. And your reasoning?”
“I think…” Sebastian hesitates, then, quietly, “I think he requested you because he’s also an abuse victim who rose to success, and he thought you’d sympathize too much with him to look too closely.”
“Ah.” Yes, Miles can see why the boy would be hesitant to bring that up. “Prosecutor DeBeste, one of the most important things you must internalize about abuse is this: it is a cycle, and an insidious one. Many, many abusers were abuse victims themselves. Not always the case, of course, but something to keep in mind.
“I myself was as guilty of falling into that cycle as anyone – by the time Wright found me again I had become very like Manfred in my manner of treating those around me. Not a pleasant fact to acknowledge, but one I had to in order to change and begin to break free of the cycle. Being an abuse victim does not guarantee said victim will become a good person. And, in the case of Mr. Kíndynos here, I think you’re right – there’s more evidence pointing towards him than the defendant by quite a margin.”
“But what do we do?”
“Trust in the defense to see what you have and do their job well. And, in the event that you’ve been more observant than them,” Miles smiles, sharp, a flash of the Demon Prosecutor stirring from his slumber, “Well, not everything I learned from Manfred was useless. Prepare whatever you require to take notes, we’re going to have a quick lesson on broadscale courtroom manipulation…”
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It’s an ugly lesson in its subject matter, if not in how Miles teaches it (and he certainly doesn’t pass on the more extreme methods that Manfred taught him). Sebastian scribbles words and musical notations in a notebook lined for composers rather than the typical written word, shifting between letters and notes in a way Miles cannot follow, but which obviously make perfect sense to his student. After doing the most comprehensive overview he can in the space of an afternoon, he comments, “You’ve changed how you take notes since last I saw you doing so.”
“Yes, it’s a refinement of my memory orchestra,” Sebastian confirms, not even proud, simply confident in his choice (so different from the child who had been afraid to let anyone even glimpse his notes in 2019), “Pairing a song with an orchestra, so that I can use the same location for more than one thing. This is Danse Macabre, with the London Symphony Orchestra – I usually use them for information regarding courtroom procedure.”
“Ingenious.” Miles is genuinely impressed – he’s met many people who use memory palaces, but it’s a technique he’s never been able to manage himself, useful as it sounds. Watching his student not only use but master it so naturally is, in truth, rather marvelous to behold, like watching Trucy perform a trick, or Maya untangle Kurainese politics, or Phoenix lie so convincingly the truth has no choice but to appear…
Sebastian flushes, pleased with the praise, hesitates a moment, then continues, “I- I know I can’t tell you any details, but… Mr. Wright’s efforts with the Los Tokyo legal system are spread across several orchestras, as ‘A Night on Bald Mountain.’”
With years of practice dealing with courtroom nonsense, Miles manages to keep his expression politely interested rather than succumbing to amusement over the concepts of ‘bald’ and hair-proud Phoenix in the same sentence. “I assume there’s a significance to this?”
As always, the boy gains an extra layer of enthusiasm when being asked to speak of his musical interests. “Yes sir! It’s by Modest Mussorgsky – well, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov is the one who wrote the version we know, but it’s based strongly on Mussorgsky’s version. It’s meant to tell the story of a mountain where witches gather and hold a satanic sabbath on certain nights – it’s a very scary piece on its own, and the story that accompanies it is rather chilling.”
“I… see.” He doesn’t, not even a little, especially what connection this could possibly have with Phoenix in any positive light.
“No sir,” Sebastian corrects him, apparently sensing his confusion, “You don’t. It’s a piece that starts out quietly, and gets scarier and scarier as it goes, except then it- it stops. The night ends in the story, and the witches and spirits and such all vanish as the sun rises.
“In the,” he cuts himself off, swallowing hard, then continues, “In the version of the story Mumsy used to tell me, there’s a priest. The local villagers are scared of witches, and ask that he do something about them. So he goes to the bald mountain where they’re supposed to gather and hides himself to watch and see what’s happening for himself. And when night falls, the witches arrive, along with ghosts and goblins and Satan himself, and they have their sabbath. And the priest watches, terrified for his life, all through the night.
“Then, when he thinks he can’t bare it another minute, the sun begins to rise, and the witches leave and all the terrible creatures go back to the shadows. And the priest comes out of his hiding spot, very badly scared, but he’s okay. He wasn’t spotted or caught or hurt, only scared. Mumsy always said that it meant that, no matter how bad things seem, how scary, they can’t last forever.
“So… it felt like a hopeful piece to use for Mr. Wright – for all of us in Los Tokyo right now who are hiding on the mountain, watching the witches dance. Because it’s dark and scary and a very incorrect perception of witches… but in the end, everything’s okay. And… it’s silly, but… if the bad bits are accurate at the moment, I thought… maybe using this piece would help make the good bits of it true, too. Eventually?”
Miles is quiet for a long, long moment, digesting this information before he finally says, “I see,” once again. This time, however, the words are more than moving air, and he rests a hand on Sebastian’s shoulder. “I have said before that you are growing into a very strong man, and a brave one. However, I am uncertain if I have ever mentioned that you are becoming a very kind man as well.”
“I- um,” Sebastian flushes to his ears, presumably embarrassed at the unexpected praise, “I don’t think you have?”
“It’s not the most common of traits amongst those in our profession,” Miles informs him, “But you wear it very well.”
“Th-thank-you, sir!”
“You’re most welcome.”
Notes:
Happy Third Birthday, Saturation! ^U^ (sparkles, balloons, and party tunes!)
I don’t know if the priest in the Bald Mountain story is any truly official version, but he was in the first one I heard, so!
Aaaaaand I’m back! For a little bit, at least. I want to post a few more chapters, then take another break, since the last one started with my mom getting a (fortunately mild strain of) covid, then my sister catching it from her a few days later, then me finally succumbing the inevitability of living in a plague house two days after that. So not as restful and relaxing a break as it was supposed to be, never mind productive. I am all better now, so’s my family, but my plans were ‘stop posting for awhile and really focus on writing for a bit’ not ‘stop posting for awhile and suffer a mild case of plague.’ -_-*
No way I was missing Saturation’s birthday post, though!
Fanart of Sebastian from your-local-granny on tumblr!!! And he looks so good!
And aishutoon has also done a lovely piece of Maggey in her wedding dress!
Chapter 158
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“It’s not the most common of traits amongst those in our profession,” Miles informs him, “But you wear it very well.”
“Th-thank-you, sir!”
“You’re most welcome.”
The moment is interrupted by Miles’s phone buzzing with a text alert.
Maya Fey: What have I told you about leavong Nick unsupervised? He’s not old enought o be out on his own yet!
M Edgeworth: He is an adult, Miss Fey, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Maya Fey: You were supposed to be keeping an eye on him!
M Edgeworth: He was legally abducted from my care.
Maya Fey: What I’m hearing is you lost him.
M Edgeworth: He lost himself after getting arrested for murder. What has he done that you’re contacting me about it, anyway?
Maya Fey: He’s memed himself.
M Edgeworth: What?
Maya Fey: He’s gone and gotten himself turned into an internet meme!
M Edgeworth: How?
Maya Fey: He high-fived the pope in public. I mean, his back’s to the camera, but it’s Nick, once you see that hairstyle you never forget.
Maya Fey: What are you doing letting him run around high-fivinf popes?!? He’s easily impressionable! What if he catches organized religion?!
M Edgeworth: Aren’t you the head of an organized religion?
Maya Fey: Technically not yet. And anyway it’s moe of a disorganized religion right now.
Maya Fey: And you really don’t want to argue with me on this one, I just spent the ast week going over Kurainistic doctrine trying to figure out when men stopped being a part of our religious ceremonies.
Maya Fey: Because they used to be. As guardians or something or other.
Maya Fey: Beads were mentioned?
Maya Fey: It’s stuff that no one’s cared about for over a century, it’s not in great shape – I’m not even sure if this happened before or after the Fey Clan moved to America and founded Kurain.
Maya Fey: It’s vexing.
Maya Fey: I am vexed.
M Edgeworth: …I’m going to contact Wright now.
Maya Fey: You do that. I tried, but some lady had his phone and wouldn’t let me talk to him.
Miles doesn’t even respond to this, just quickly informs Sebastian that he needs to make a call and that he should continue to prepare for court tomorrow, then calls Wright’s phone, not giving the person who answers a chance to talk.
“Mz. Nomikos, give Wright back his phone this instant and let him keep it this time or I will drop everything I’m doing at the moment to take you to court for coercion. The man is a father, under my employ, and a citizen of America, you have no right to keep him on your case, let alone deny him contact with his family and associates. Now hand him his phone.”
“You speak loudly for someone away from his own allies, in a foreign country,” the other prosecutor replies, her accent strong but comprehensible and not an inch of leeway leaking through it.
Miles counts to twelve, then to twenty-three, then, in the politest growl he can manage, inquires, “I don’t suppose the name ‘von Karma’ has any meaning in this region?”
To his genuine surprise, her tone grows concerned at this. “As in ‘Franziska von Karma’?”
“Yes.”
“You know that little fury?!”
“She’s my sister.”
His answer is met with what some angry yet sincere explicatives in Greek, then, faintly over the speaker, “Congratulations, Mr. Wright, you get your phone back,” and the sound of it changing hands.
“Hi! Thanks for getting me my phone, whoever you are!”
“Wright.”
“Edgeworth! Hi!” Phoenix’s voice gains a level of panic at Miles’s glacial tone, clever man, “What’s up?”
“You’ve memed yourself.”
“I… what? Look, I know I’m kinda a luddite, but Maya and Kay insist on keeping me up to date, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t reference any just now?”
“No, you didn’t use one, you’ve apparently become one.”
“…how the heck did I do that?”
“Apparently you high-fived the pope in front of witnesses.”
“Pretty sure I didn’t.”
“What do you mean ‘you didn’t’?!”
“Just that that sounds pretty memorable, and I don’t remember doing it.”
His tone is entirely reasonable, and all the more infuriating for it. “Really.”
“Yes.”
“You’re certain.”
“Very.”
“And you haven’t been anywhere near the Vatican.”
“…”
“…you’re in the Vatican right now, aren’t you?”
“…it’s a very convenient place to be if you’re fluent in Latin? But I haven’t high-fived anyone lately! Oh, except Jorge.”
Given him strength, “Who?”
“Jorge – he likes the same pizza place I’ve been sneaking to for supper and we started chatting while waiting for our orders. I offered him a high-five for having good taste in toppings and he took me up on it. Nice guy.”
Miles pinches his brow and counts to eleven. “And did this ‘Jorge’ happen to be wearing all white with red shoes?”
“The white, yes! The shoes, I have no idea! Seriously, though, we’re investigating by and sometimes in the Vatican for this case; I’d be more surprised if we didn’t bump into important religious people. But the pope? Really? I think I’d know if I met him! In fact, I’ll prove it – hey, Athena, could you-”
“Wait, Athena? Who’s Athena?”
“…please don’t tell me you’re secretly the jealous type.”
“Please remember that you live in a magnetic field of your own production that draws strange people to you and understand the nature of my concern!”
“Objection!”
“Name one objectively normal person that you’ve met and interacted with for more than five minutes in the past six months.”
“Easy, I-! …um,” Miles can practically hear the man biting his lip, before pulling his usual trick and doubling down on his bluff, “I don’t have to answer that, I’m not under oath! Anyway, Athena, please look up ‘high five pope’ on your phone. … My phone works just fine, thank-you. Anyway,” his attention turns back to Miles, “Athena’s here on vacation with her aunt and uncle and she knows Italian, so she’s been helping me out when my Latin isn’t enough. Also she’s fourteen, in case you were worried.”
Miles snorts. “How could I ever entertain the concept of infidelity in a man who chased me across fourteen years and found me even when I had lost myself?”
Phoenix makes a choked sound that relays with perfect clarity how red his face must currently be, “Stop that, that’s che- oh.”
“Oh what?”
“Oh as in ‘Oh would you look at that, I guess I did high-five the pope.’ Does this mean my hand is blessed now?”
“How should I know?!”
“I dunno, you knew the pope’s shoe colour!”
“Because it came up in a case once! I’m not Catholic!”
“Oh.” For a moment it looks like that will be the end of it, except then Phoenix promptly delves into his usual nonsense, “Actually, I never really thought about it before, but what belief system are you?”
“Irritated!”
“Yeah, that sounds about right. I’m low-key Japanafornian Shinto-Christian, by the way.”
“Is this really the time??”
“Well, we were already talking about religion, so at the very least it’s topical.”
“Phoenix. Darling. Love of my life. When we finally see each other again I’m going to ship you to the moon.”
“Do that and I will gossip about you with Kaguya and Chang’e. See how you measure up to the emperor of Japan and Ho-yi!”
“…what?”
“You know, Nayotake no Kaguyahime and Chang’e. Japanese and Chinese goddesses, both live on the moon and have complicated love lives?”
“I take it you know all this from a case or two?”
“Actually no!” comes the chipper reply, “There’s a movie Trucy really loves about Chang’e, and I was in a production of The Bamboo Cutter in college – I was the noble who tried to find the cowrie shell laid by a swallow and broke his neck! …hey, I didn’t write- … It’s a traditional Japanese-! …You know, you abducted me because you decided you needed my help for a case and you volunteered to help me after the incident with the gelato, frankly I don’t see how it’s my fault that I’m not what you expected me to be-”
“Am I required for the rest of this conversation?” Miles interrupts while Phoenix still has his phone to his ear.
“How should I know? You called me!”
A valid point, drat him. “I suppose I should let you return to your case, then.”
“Ugh, I guess. I guess thanks for the heads-up on the pope thing, too, that wouldn’t have been fun to have come out of nowhere.”
“You’re welcome.”
“…I miss you.”
“And I, you.”
Phoenix gives a chuckle. “Man, listen to us – it’s only been a few days and we’re already getting maudlin. How’re we gonna survive a long-distance relationship?”
“We’ll manage somehow; we always do.”
“Okay then, if you’re sure?”
“I am.”
“Then the defense concedes. See you when I see you.”
“I suppose. I still owe you a kiss, you know.”
“And I’m looking forward to it, but you’re right, I should go. Bye!”
“Tschüs.” Miles hangs up and turns around to the reminder that he very much wasn’t alone in the room during his conversation. Sebastian is carefully not making eye contact, but this in no way prevents the two of them from having a spontaneous contest to see who can blush harder.
After a sufficiently awkward silence, Miles takes it upon himself as the mentor in this relationship to clear the air. “My apologies for that, I- we, myself and Wright, have only been a couple for a short time, and I’m afraid we’re rather horrendously in love. It was not my intent to… inflict such a conversation on you, even second-hand.”
“It’s all sight, er, all light- I mean- apology accepted,” Sebastian stutters out, eyes locked on his musical case notes, only holding second place in the blushing contest by dint of the fact that he’s a touch darker and certainly has more of a tan than Miles, so he’s not quite as vivid. “Though, if I may… which one of you finally…?”
“Confessed?” Miles offers and, at the confirming nod, admits, “I was. It… wasn’t planned, or particularly eloquent. However, in retrospect… I cannot complain; it was a most satisfactory experience.”
He realizes that while he’s been speaking his right hand, completely without permission, has risen up for him to observe, as though perhaps traces of where Phoenix had gripped it with his own might still be visible if regarded at the correct angle. For a moment he fancies he can almost feel the man’s hand still in his, warm and a touch dry with oncoming sleep, a point of connection unfamiliar at the time but growing moreso ever since with Phoenix’s joyful encouragement.
“Most satisfactory,” he repeats, turning to finally get back to his desk and work on the case. “Is that all you wished to know?”
“Yes, thanks,” his protégé confirms, his colour beginning to return to normal, “I told Kay I was going to win the bet!”
That gets him a raised eyebrow. “Oh you did, did you?”
Sebastian looks abashed for a few seconds, then squares his shoulders and meets Miles’s eyes directly. “Yes, I did. I told her that you’re better with emotions than everyone gives you credit for, and that if Mr. Wright was going to find the nerve to confess, he would have done so by now – this is logic! And now I’ll have remote privileges for the next forty hours of television we watch, she has to go to an opera of my choosing with me, and she doesn’t get to tease me about the tofu incident anymore.”
Miles blinks. “And if Wright had confessed?”
“I would have had to take parkour classes for two months and she would have gotten absolute control of the spice and condiments cabinet at meal times for one month.”
“I see. You… certainly have great confidence in me.”
“You’ve given me good reason to,” Sebastian says simply, “And I’m glad you and Mr. Wright have sorted things out between you. But, um. I’m sorry, but I really need to focus on the case now…?”
“Of course, my apologies for distracting you.”
“Thanks.”
Notes:
I don’t know what the meme of Phoenix high-fiving the pope in a pizza shop is exactly, but if any of you want to take a whack at creating it, please link me to the result, I’d love to see (I’m @greentrickster on tumblr)!
Chapter 159
Notes:
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Chapter Text
The morning of the trial dawns as clear and cool as it ever does during November in Greece, and Miles turns in the paperwork for a change in lead prosecutor at the absolute last instant it’s possible to do so. Thus it’s to a great stir that he follows Sebastian and their translator into court and takes up the position of assistant. The young prosecutor is looking in fine form, his white tie suit clean and pressed so that you’d never know he’d been kidnapped in it, cape billowing its blue lining behind him, and freshly shaved. There’s a confidence to his stride that is the near perfect inverse of the cocky strut he’d had when Miles first met him.
“The prosecution is ready!” he announces at the judge’s inquiry, and, flourishing his baton and unbeknownst to anyone besides Miles, begins to conduct the trial.
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“I see, so- wait, no, what were the dates again?”
“I’m sorry, weren’t those shops only open until two…?”
“I thought you said Miss Sing was only available twice a week?”
“May I ask where you were the night before the murder?”
“Why did you specifically request a prosecutor who doesn’t speak Greek and who hasn’t worked with this court before?”
“Why do all the victims have the same injuries police reports say you had when you were removed from your abusive adoptive family, Mr. Kíndynos?”
The transition in Sebastian as the trial goes is subtle and remarkable. He’s learned to play up the bumbling, incompetent young rookie, to lean into what he once was and then gradually let this façade drop as the trial progresses, until finally the guilty party is caught between the pincer of defense and prosecution and cracks wide open, the truth spilling out for all the world to see…
The court finds the defendant Not Guilty, and Sebastian loses his first international trial with grace. Miles is quite possibly prouder than he’s ever been, following a step behind and to the left as his protégé begins to sweep out of the courtroom.
They almost make it without incident.
But then there is a shout, a commotion, a howl of enraged Greek, and Miles turns just in time to see Mr. Kíndynos shake free of his police escort and charge, clawed hands cuffed at the wrist but the murder in his eyes plain to see, and targeted right at Sebastian.
Miles doesn’t think.
There isn’t time to think.
He probably would have thought of a better plan in there had been.
But there isn’t time, just a red wash that forces itself out of him in a bellow. “YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM!” followed by a painful crunch.
Mr. Kíndynos goes reeling back into the hands of the police officers, shaking his head in a dazed manner, and Miles finds himself seated on the floor, not quite sure how he got there, Sebastian’s terrified face just in front of him.
“DAD! Are you all right, are-?!?”
“Did he hurt you?” Miles cuts him off, reaching out to check without thinking, only to have his wrist caught with surprisingly firm care.
“I’m fine, you stopped him before he got anywhere near me, really, but- but Mr. Edgeworth, your hand-!”
“What?” looking at where Sebastian is still holding it motionless at the wrist, Miles notices that his right thumb is starting to swell and also emit quite a lot of pain. “Oh. That. I’ve never thrown a punch before. …I think I may have broken my thumb.”
And, in a decision he’ll later put down to having been in a state of shock, he attempts to check this by moving it. The rush of pain this causes makes the world lurch around him and, obnoxiously, that’s all it takes for his earthquake phobia to rear its ugly head and decide that now would be a good time for Miles to pass out, which he does.
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Miles awaken in a hospital room, sans jacket and waistcoat, with his thumb in a splint and the news that he got very, very lucky in that he only has a small fracture and some spraining, meaning he hadn’t needed surgery, and also that his hand should be back to its full levels of functionality within about three months, including the proper physiotherapy to rebuild any strength it will lose while healing.
He also awakens to the news that his protégé has been lurking around the hospital lobby like an extremely anxious vampire the whole time he’s been unconscious, and does Miles want to see him? A vehement confirmation of this has Sebastian by his bedside as swiftly as one can travel without running in a hospital. The boy has his mouth open almost as soon as the door to his room is, but Miles has been in this game longer and is quicker on the draw.
“Sebastian, are you well? Did Mr. Kíndynos remain secure after I… lost consciousness? Mein Gott, I didn’t fall on you, did I?!”
“No, I’m fine, I made sure you didn’t bang your head on the floor,” the boy is at his side in an instant, “But- your hand! And- and you-! They wouldn’t tell me why you-!”
“I fainted due to shock mixing badly with a pre-existing condition that I’m aware of,” Miles hastily assures him, “And I’ve been informed that I got off lightly from my hysterics, as it’s not even a proper break.”
Sebastian is silent for a moment. Then he bursts into tears, forgoing the reassurance of his baton to press gloved hands to his eyes, trying to stem the tide, “I- -s so- worried-! Your hand-! And- and- ‘ve been- nothing but- trouble- for you- since- -ot here-! Your hand-!”
…no.
No.
No, absolutely not, completely unacceptable-! “Prosecutor DeBeste!”
Perhaps not the kindest of methods, but his courtroom-sharp voice cuts through the tears and self-recrimination enough for Sebastian to properly look at him, even as his hiccoughing sobs continue, heedless of the boy’s attempts to silence them.
“Come here,” Miles commands, gesturing to the left side of his bed, and then, “Sit,” pointing at a place near his knees. It takes a little fishing to get his spare handkerchief from his trouser pockets with his left hand rather than his right, but he manages and presents it imperiously to the boy. “Dry your face, then blow your nose.”
He waits patiently as Sebastian does so, then a little longer to allow that initial burst of terrified tears to finish working its way out of the boy’s system.
“What happened in the courtroom was not your fault,” he says firmly, once Sebastian seems capable of hearing him, “If anything you’ve been a lucky mushroom for this case, because you noticed details I might not have, and your very presence helped get an accurate verdict for this trial. I regret the method it came to pass, but I’m truly grateful that you were here. As for my hand, that was a combination of Mr. Kíndynos attempting to attack you and my own recklessness; though I can’t say I regret my own role in the matter. After all,” he takes a deep breath, hesitates, then throws all his trust into having actually heard what he thinks he did before he'd passed out, “After all, what sort of father would I be if I saw my son in danger and did nothing to protect him?”
Sebastian freezes, panic in his eyes. “You heard that?!”
“I- yes? Was I not supposed to?” Miles asks, instantly starting to panic himself in response to Sebastian’s apparent distress.
“No! I mean, yes, I-” he cuts himself off, shrinks into his cape somewhat. “I didn’t think you saw me that way. And with how Pops is, I thought… you wouldn’t like it, if I told you- I thought you wouldn’t want me to be your student anymore.”
…oh. Oh. Oh. That makes sense, Miles can understand that, especially with how he himself can come across. “…I’m not very good with this sort of thing,” he admits softly, eyes drawn to where his hands are carefully resting on his blankets, “Not understanding it, nor expressing it as I… don’t really have much experience in this area, and I did not wish to overstep.” He curls his lips, then forces himself to stop and look up at Sebastian. “However… I am willing to learn, as it seems something we both have an interest in.”
“Really?”
Miles essays a smile and offers his left hand to the boy. “Really.”
Sebastian, his son, understands the invitation for what it is and carefully curls into his side so Miles can wrap his arm around him in an awkward hug. Sebastian’s legs sprawl in a gangly heap across the hospital bedclothes, Miles can feel the side of his shirt starting to grow damp where Sebastian’s face is pressed into it, and it’s altogether an inelegant mess, from any perspective.
Miles can’t bring himself to care.
Honestly, it rather suits them.
Notes:
To be perfectly clear, Miles really did far more damage to himself than to Mr. Kíndynos with that punch.
Also, I wasn’t originally planning this confession to happen so close to the Warightworth one, but Miles and Sebbie looked me in the eye and went, “Nope, we’re doing this now.” (shrugs)
Chapter 160
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Phoenix makes up for getting himself abducted in the first place by having impeccable timing and showing up that evening. He’s an endearing combination of frazzled and rumpled, especially after a week and a half apart with minimal communications. The man also displays what is, for him, phenomenal levels of observation and self-restraint in that he both notices Sebastian asleep on Miles’s bed and manages to hold in the loud greeting he’d obviously been planning to make.
“I have a son,” Miles says, by way of his own greeting.
“About time you noticed.” But the man is smiling as he says it, coming to sit on Miles’s other side, careful not to jostle him or his fractured thumb. “I missed you,” he adds, brushing a kiss into Miles’s hair.
“And I, you.” Carefully as he can, so as not to wake Sebastian or bang his injury against anything, Miles leans himself against Phoenix and allows himself to relax. “I take it your case is complete?”
“Mostly. Ms. Nomikos can finish it off without me, she’s smart and the accused is guilty. And she’s got Athena helping, she actually does speak Greek and Italian, and she’s pretty dang smart herself!”
“High praise, coming from you.”
“Hey…” Phoenix squints suspiciously at him and Miles snorts.
“Given that your main point of reference for such things is your daughter? I speak in earnest, and it is high praise indeed.”
“…I will accept this line of logic. Both because it is solid and because you’re cute.”
“Well as long as you’re doing so for unbiased reasons…” Miles rolls his eyes.
Phoenix just laughs. “Hush you, you punched a guy, that’s good for at least twenty-four hours of no back-sassing from you!”
Miles flushes and attempts to hide this reaction in his partner’s shoulder, since it’s conveniently located at the moment, and mumbles, “He was aiming for Sebastian. I panicked.”
“I know, he texted me about it,” Phoenix soothes, wrapping an arm around Miles to tuck him into his side better, and also take advantage of the position to start finger-combing Miles’s hair (which is actually… very soothing, so the action is met with no protest), “And also that your actions have been recorded as being obviously in defense of another against an unprovoked attack, so you don’t have to worry about being charged. The fact that you fractured your own thumb and didn’t even bruise the other guy probably helped your case.”
“I’ve never thrown a punch before,” Miles feels compelled to explain, embarrassed for reasons he’s not quite sure of.
“Oh yeah? Then what about that time you got so angry on my behalf you punched a hole in your wall?”
“It’s not a hole, it’s a dent,” Miles hisses, instantly sitting up straight to glare, “And that was different!!!”
“I know, I know,” Phoenix leans forward to brush another kiss in his hair, which Miles allows with great dignity, “The guy was going for your son and four years of mooshed-down paternal instincts popped out all at once.”
“Hmph.” Miles continues to sulk but doesn’t try to deny his partner’s words, choosing to squirm until he’s cuddled into Phoenix’s side again. If the man is going to be like this then he can deal with the consequences and be Miles’s pillow. He’s had a traumatic afternoon and been sitting up ever since Sebastian fell asleep on his legs, he’s tired.
Phoenix does his best to be quiet, but he’s not very good at it, and finally Miles gets tired of ignoring his efforts and looks at him again to glare. “And what exactly, may I ask, is humourous about this situation?”
“Nothing really, just, who would have guessed it?” Phoenix gives him a light squeeze, “You, Miles Edgeworth, secretly an enormous cuddlebug.”
That throws him. Not enough to get him to stop using his partner as a pillow, mind you, but enough to get him talking again. “A what?!”
“A cuddlebug! You know, someone who likes hugs and cuddles and stuff?” Phoenix angles his head so he can look down and check Miles’s expression, and what he sees there makes his own smile go that way it does whenever Miles has just casually mentioned some aspect of his life that he finds normal and everyone else apparently finds horrifying. “Oh my god, you don’t know, do you?”
“Of course not, why would I?”
“…you know what, knowing how you were raised, fair but also ahhhhhhh.” The man plasters himself more thoroughly to Miles’s side. “Okay, that’s it, you’re getting constant boyfriend hugs for the rest of the time I’m here, no arguments, ugh, so many things are making so much more sense in retrospect, we need to complain to the writers, Miles, your backstory sucks.”
Miles snorts but doesn’t fight against the increased contact. “Ridiculous man, we’re real people, we don’t have writers to complain to.”
“Noooo, there has to be someone, I wanna file a complaint, I’ll change my name to Karen if I have to!”
“You will not!”
“I’ll do whatever it takes!”
“Absolutely not, you don’t even look like a Karen!”
“Oh?” Phoenix allows himself to be shifted from upset to playful, “What female name do I look like I should have, then?”
A ridiculous question, from a ridiculous person, but somehow Miles finds himself looking up at the man’s face and giving the matter serious thought before answering, “Felice.”
He makes a noise of pleased surprise, like he wasn’t expecting Miles to actually answer. “I kinda like the sound of that. Want me to think up one for you?”
“If you like.”
Phoenix takes longer, putting real consideration into the game, and Miles allows his gaze to drift down to Sebastian while he’s waiting. Sebastian. His son. He’s never… thought of himself as father material, really, and yet the boy still somehow sees him as one. Then again, maybe it’s not as surprising as it could be, with the hodge-podge group of friends and even a little sister the boy’s gathered around himself-
“Emilia.”
“Pardon?”
“Emilia,” Phoenix repeats, looking sure of himself, “You look like an Emilia.”
Miles considers this, then nods. “Acceptable.”
“Woo, first try!”
This earns him a chuckle, but, as his partner managed to express his excitement without jostling Miles or disturbing Sebastian, no further comment, both of them lapsing into easily silence. Though, after several more minutes of letting his mind drift over the topic of children and fatherhood, Miles finds himself to be the one restarting conversation. “Percival?”
“Hm?”
“I- not to overstep, but… if Sebastian is my son, and Trucy considers him her brother, then would that-?”
He gets cut off by a finger pressing to his lips. “Shh, don’t say it yet – Trucy wants to tell you herself.”
“Oh.” Of course she would already be aware. “And do you- are you all right if she thinks of me this way? If- if I think of her that way?”
There’s a smile in Phoenix’s response. “I can’t think of anyone I’d rather share her with more.”
“Oh. I- thank-you. Very much.” Miles considers this for a moment. “Percival?”
“Yeah?”
Miles squirms and sits upright so that he can meet his gaze properly. “I don’t think we’re doing a very good job at keeping this relationship casual – it’s been under a month and we’re already discussing children.”
Phoenix laughs so loudly that he wakes Sebastian and completely drowns out Miles’s protests to stop it, he’s being serious-!
Notes:
Felice means ‘lucky’ and Emilia is a feminized form for ‘Emil’ and means ‘rival.’ And this is funny as heck to me, because, as with Larkspur, I picked the names before I looked up the meaning. XD
Also in slight shock over the fact that I’ve actually written something with 160 chapters. 8I
And now I'm taking that break I said I was going to – it’s probably going to be about a month, because it was a crazy summer and autumn is continuing the trend. If it turns out I need longer, I’ll drop a heads-up chapter here to let you all know, but hopefully that’ll do me for now. Love you all, hope your school years started well for those of you still attending, and may your tests be full of questions you know the answers to!
Chapter 161
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Miles is kept in the hospital overnight for observation, purely because he fainted back in the courthouse, then released to rejoin his partner and aid his protégé, his son, with wrap-up paperwork. Phoenix shows up at the hospital and helps with the buttons of his vest and his jabot’s fastenings; the rest Miles has been able to manage on his own, but his right hand is still feeling understandably tender and his left hand isn’t used to this much or kind of activity, so he’d gotten his vest and jacket on and called it good enough (for once).
He’ll willingly admit his partner’s help is appreciated, however – he’d accepted the necessity, but he’d still half-dreaded the thought of going out in public with his vest open and his neck bare. Though it’s also a- a vulnerable sort of feeling, allowing another person so close for such a reason, one that makes him feel shy and self-conscious in a way going to the tailor does not. He’s not sure he could have managed this with anyone else but Wright.
“There,” Phoenix finishes adjusting Miles’s jabot as best he can, then stands back to admire his work, “Maybe not as neat as you do it, but presentable.”
Miles snorts. “You did up some fastenings, it can’t be that far off.”
“I appreciate the sentiment, but I know for a fact that you can get those frills arranged to military precision with your eyes closed, and I’m not on that level.”
“And yet, I would still choose you over anyone else in the world,” Miles replies, covering his own nerves by flustering his partner, “And, if memory serves me correctly, I still owe you at least one kiss.”
“Uh, well, I mean,” Phoenix flushes but steps forward again gamely enough, “If you insist-”
“And I do,” Miles leans in as well, propping his right hand on Phoenix’s shoulder to ensure he doesn’t inadvertently do something stupid and painful with it, “I’d hate for you to think I don’t pay my debts.”
He doesn’t get or need to say more, because this is the point where Phoenix takes it upon himself to initiate and they spend the next several minutes most pleasantly. When Miles pulls back finally for a slightly deeper breath of air, his partner’s face is a touch dreamy, his lips pinker than normal from their activities. Eyes in soft focus, he lifts a hand to cup Miles’s cheek, smiles wider when Miles allows himself to lean into the touch, a thumb brushing gently beneath one eye. “I like your freckles by the way, I didn’t know you got them.”
And, with exactly the sort of adrenaline rush induced by discovering Kay outside a multi-story window, Miles snaps fully back to the present moment. “My what?”
He doesn’t wait or listen for Phoenix’s response, full focus on clumsily pulling out his cellphone and opening the camera app so he can use it as a mirror and- oh. Oh no. Oh that’s just not fair, he’s so careful about how much sun he gets, it’s only been twelve days since he got to this wretchedly sunny county-!
With a groan he thunks his forehead against his phone.
“Not a fan of freckles, huh?”
He glowers at Wright over his phone. “No.”
“Why not?”
“Because freckles are boyish. Childish. Youthful.”
This gets him a bland look. “You know, for someone who grumps when people think he’s older than he is, I’d think you’d be all for descriptors like those.”
Miles sniffs, derisive, scowling at his phone again before locking it. “You would be wrong.” And he sweeps past Wright and away from the conversation before a nurse can interrupt him, which is the end of that. He finishes checking out of the hospital, travels to the Prosecutors’ Office to give the promised help to Sebastian, and returns to his hotel room that evening to discover that the conversation hasn’t been dropped at all, because Phoenix is waiting for him in ambush and has the door shut before he can say anything in protest.
“Okay, we’re in a private place with plenty of time to talk, now spill the beans on why having freckles has you so upset.” Something in Miles’s features or stance must relay his intention to be obstinate, because he adds, “Come on, Miles, we said we’d talk about this stuff. So unless you have some freckle-related trauma I don’t know about…”
“…it’s foolish.”
“But important enough that you tried to dramatically sweep your way out of it?”
Miles wracks his brain for an appropriate sort of threat to make to one’s partner, but fails to come up with anything beyond, “I will make you sleep on the sofa.”
“That one only works if you’re sharing a bed with the person. Come on, Miles,” Phoenix puts his hands on his hips, frustration in his stance, “Do you really want our first big fight as a couple to be about freckles?”
Unable to counter that, Miles finally deflates, though he doesn’t make eye contact as he confesses, “While I’m not fond of being called an old man when I’m a decade away from forty, I’m more accustomed to being seen as too young. The papers and public enjoy a prodigy far more than coworkers do.”
“What does that have to do with freckles?”
“It has to do with ensuring I never give my naysayers even a centimeter more ammunition than necessary,” he snaps, “Not in manner, appearance, or interests. Nothing that would let them dismiss me as a child throwing a tantrum or an upstart little boy playing at being a lawyer! I cannot allow them such leverage over me, I am a student of von-!”
He cuts himself off before he actually says it, stomach roiling with sudden nausea, he hadn’t- it’s been years since he last-
Warm hands appear on his shoulders, guide him to the bed and help him sit, then said hands are carefully holding his own. “Hey, hey Miles, it’s okay, just keep breathing, okay? It’s okay. You, um. You can be upset about this? And people being jerks? Even if he did- I have no idea what he did, actually, I barely knew the guy. But I do know it’s rude to treat someone badly because of their age. I get why it upsets you, it sucks when people don’t take you seriously.”
Miles returns Phoenix’s grip with his left hand, the tangle of words slowly penetrating the haze of shock his own outburst had caused.
“You with me again?”
“I am.”
“How’s the world looking? Er, colour-wise?”
“Muted,” he admits, “This will- it will take some time to recover from. That last part, it was- I didn’t not expect it.”
“Wanna talk about it?”
“…you know, I actually do?”
“Okay then,” Phoenix rises, comes to sit next to him on the bed, “So what’s up?”
Miles is quiet for a moment, organizing his thoughts as Dr. Heilen has taught him. “It wasn’t- he never had a problem with them. Manfred. About the freckles. It was… just something I came to on my own; I’ve always thought they looked too… informal. Untidy. And I’m very conscious about how I present myself – I’ve had to be, I don’t- my father. People took him seriously as a matter of fact. I don’t… have whatever it was that let him do that. I have to fight to earn it, then keep it, it’s always ‘too young’ or ‘too old,’ never the right age for respect. And my job is important, I need people to take me seriously, to respect me, or I can’t do it properly-!”
To his utmost distress, something clogs his throat at this, his eyes burning as his nose starts to run. A pocket-crumpled but presumably clean tissue appears before him after some shifting on Phoenix’s part, and he accepts it, blowing his nose without question before making a face.
“That feels terrible, how do you survive without handkerchiefs?”
“Barely,” Phoenix says, tone dry for a moment before it gentles again, “And maybe I’m wrong, but it feels like people do respect you these days? And it doesn’t seem like something you struggle with anymore.”
“…it’s not, really,” he admits, curling into Phoenix’s side so he doesn’t have to make eye contact, “The conversation in the hospital… caught me off guard.”
“Unexpected trigger?”
“I suppose so,” he sighs, “I don’t actually hate that I freckle, they’re easy enough to cover up; I don’t even hate that you like them. I just… didn’t expect them, I’m very careful about how much sun I get so I can avoid this situation. My temper got away from me. I’m sorry.”
“Thanks.” Phoenix gives him a comforting squeeze, “I guess you did just throw your first punch to defend your kid from a killer the other day, it makes sense that you’re still rattled.”
“Mm. Thank-you.”
They sit in silence for a short while.
“I didn’t expect Manfred to come into play,” Miles admits to the silence, “Not like this. However, I am not… entirely surprised. There,” he hesitates, then continues, “There is a part of me that still misses his guidance. That seeks his approval.”
“Fifteen years of life don’t just go away overnight. And it hasn’t even been a decade since, well. The trial. And you’ve said… you’ve said he was a good teacher, some of the time.” Phoenix scratches the back of his head, embarrassed, when Miles sits up to give him an incredulous look. “I… may have been reading up on trauma and abuse recovery over the past few years. Not a lot, just, you know. Enough to avoid putting my foot in it too badly with you or Trucy if I can avoid it? Anyway, the point is, I’m not gonna judge you for this. It’s- you’re dealing with it your way, and you’re generally happier than you used to be, so…” Phoenix trails off somewhat lamely. “I don’t really have a conclusion to that. Um. I love you?”
Miles folds back into his partner’s side, tucks his head in the crook of the man’s neck, a tension he hadn’t known he was carrying seeping out of him. “Thank-you.”
The still-new sensation of lips pressed gently to his head. “Any time.”
“…ugh, I’m going to have to talk to my therapist about this, aren’t I?”
“If you think you should.”
“Are you going to agree with me for the rest of the night?”
“Depends – what are you planning to say next?” Phoenix asks, tone sensibly wary.
“Simply that I could use a distraction about now.”
“Oh yeah, good thought,” the man agrees, “Any ideas?”
Miles considers this for a minute, then lets a hint of playfulness slip into his own tone. “I seem to recall something about you wanting kisses a week or so ago. ‘Lots and lots of kisses,’ I believe the exact terms were.”
Phoenix chokes for a moment, then manages a strangled, “Uh-huh.”
“And a man must be generous with his partner in such matters.”
“That’s- yup!”
“Percival,” Miles sits up to look at him properly, “You’re making me do everything.”
“Uh-huh. Er, sorry, I mean,” Phoenix shakes his glazed expression into something more lucid, “Are you sure you want to do this? You seemed like you were feeling pretty rough a moment ago.”
“It’s not as though we’re going to have the opportunity to make a bad habit out of this,” he shrugs, “And after what we’ve been through on this trip, I believe we’ve earned a spot of self-indulgence.”
“Okay then,” Phoenix’s hand moves from where it’s been resting around Miles’s hip to cup his cheek, “You’ll let me know if you what to stop, right?”
“You have my word.”
“Good.”
They spend half an hour trading kisses as small and bright as candle flames, and just as warm, exploring each other’s’ faces as they grow more comfortable. Perhaps he lets Phoenix take the lead a bit more than he should, but Miles’s partner is the one with more experience in such matters, and, in any case, does not seem to especially mind.
Growling stomachs eventually interrupt their fun with no sense of timing, however, spurring them to brush mussed hair and straighten their shirt collars, retrieve abandoned jabot and tie to return them to their proper places, erasing all sign of what they’ve been up to beyond a few stray wrinkles in their suits that could just as easily have been caused by their heart to heart earlier. And, hand in hand, they venture once more from their room into the Greek evening.
Notes:
And thus the reason I keep mentioning how pale Miles is has finally been revealed: it’s because I headcanon that he freckles and also tries to avoid doing so at all cost. As a result, he’s getting less sunlight than he really should. ;)
Real life update: after a lot of thought and a thorough analysis of how my life has been going this year, I’ve come to the frustrating conclusion that I’m not going to get over my exhaustion anytime soon (unless life decides to surprise me about that, which I’m totally down for). I REALLY don’t want to keep doing this here-hiatus-here-hiatus pattern I’ve been doing though, because 1) it’s not fun for anyone (including me) and 2) it doesn’t seem to be helping long-term.
So, here’s the new plan: I’m going to be shifting how often Saturation updates overall from two or three times a month to about once a month, with any further tinkering done as needed. I’m disappointed to have to do this, because more frequent updates were fun and I wish they still were, but at the moment I think this is what’s best in order to take care of myself, the fic, and you guys. (And no worries – I can mourn what was without letting it blind me to all the positives of the what is. To quote Wander Over Yonder, “It’s not bad to be sad.” :) )
Also no complaints about me including all of you in my priorities – you’re all my wonderful readers whom I love, of course I’m considering all of you in how this plays out! I’m definitely prioritizing taking proper care of myself (see, I do listen to you all), but the equation for a happy story = author + writing + readers! You’re an important part of the equation! <3
Chapter 162
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The next day is the final one of Sebastian’s two-week required stay in Greece while his paperwork was being sorted, but it takes him one more to finish the last of the papers at the Prosecutors’ Office and get the case officially wrapped up. Fortunately he has Miles and Phoenix to help him, or else it would likely have taken even longer.
And, that evening, both men also accompany Sebastian to the airport, to assure both themselves and their loved ones that the young prosecutor actually makes it onto the plane. The boy himself hesitates before entering the terminal, turning to face Miles without fully looking at him.
“I- we haven’t talked about it much since we first- talked about it, but, um,” he fidgets with his carry-on bag’s handle, the item itself containing the necessities of daily life and the few extra sets of clothing he’d had to acquire upon his arrival, “I- I’d rather not call you ‘Pops’ because, well-”
“I believe I can guess,” Miles reassures him before the boy can get himself too worked up.
Sebastian gives him a grateful smile. “Yeah. And I should probably keep calling you ‘Mr. Edgeworth’ when we’re doing mentor-student stuff, because professional mindset and all, but, um. When- when we’re being casual…” he hesitates, and Miles allows him the time he needs to find his words. “Would- I read that- …would it be okay if I called you ‘Vati’? I- I heard that it’s German for ‘dad, and it- it feels like it would fit better-?”
He stutters himself to a stop, and Miles waits long enough to ensure he’s finished speaking before responding. “I have no quarrel with it, if that is the term with which you are most comfortable.”
“I- yes. Thanks. Thank-you.” Sebastian hesitates, then surges forward in what is an obviously spontaneous hug. “Thank-you so much, for everything.”
Miles steadfastly ignores the burning in his own eyes and hugs him back, awkward mostly due to his still-aching right hand. “It’s been my pleasure. Have a safe flight home, Sebastian.”
“I’ll do my best, Vati.”
They wave as Sebastian shows his boarding pass and moves deeper into the airport and out of sight. They linger until he calls them on one of the airport’s public phones to let them know he’s made it safely to his terminal. And they walk hand in hand out of the airport to hail a taxi (Miles is currently banned from driving until his fractured thumb is further along in its recovery and he can safely grip the wheel again). Miles stares pensively at the evening sky as they wait, trying very hard to believe that Sebastian will make it home without any further adventure.
“We sure got lucky, huh?”
Phoenix’s voice startles him from his troubled thoughts. “I beg your pardon?”
“We got lucky, both of us, with our kids – that they chose us to be their parents.” The man is staring at the emerging stars, a wide smile on his face and his eyes mirroring their sparkle. Somehow the sight of it eases some of the tension from Miles’s mind.
“Would you like to make the appropriate joke about your correctness or shall I?”
“I think I will,” Phoenix declares, “After all – I’m always Wright!”
“So you are.” Miles leans against him.
“Seriously though, how did a pair of disasters like us get so lucky?”
“All evidence points to there being no way either of us could ever possess the required quantity of luck for such a thing.”
“The prosecution makes an excellent point,” Phoenix leans into him as well, their shoulders snug against each other, “I guess that means they were a gift.”
“Mm,” Miles hums in agreement, “It does seem the only logical explanation.”
They hold hands again in the back of the taxi on the way to the hotel, and chat comfortably in Miles’s room as Phoenix helps him pack before parting to their separate rooms for their own final night in Greece.
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It turns out there’s one last surprise left for them before their return to Germany, however, and it comes in the form of Prosecutor Nomikos pulling them aside for a moment after Miles has turned in the last of his own paperwork at the Prosecutors’ Office. Once they’re safely within her own office in the building, she hands an envelope to Phoenix.
“For your services in the Gormortis case,” she says calmly as he goggles at the cheque it contains and the amount it’s made out for.
“You couldn’t have told me I was going to get paid for helping during the case?” he gasps out when he manages to get enough air in his lungs again.
“Of course not,” she replies, matter-of-fact, “They go funny if you pay for their use – I would have assumed you knew that.”
“I- what?” Phoenix frowns at her, puzzled, “What goes funny?”
For the first time Miles has seen or been told of since she inserted herself into their lives, the Greek prosecutor looks genuinely surprised. “You don’t know?”
“No!”
She raises an eyebrow, then tugs a gold chain out from beneath the collar of her shirt, upon which hang a golden cross… and a red magatama, about half the size of Phoenix’s. “The last of this one’s charge got used up years ago, and the woman who gifted it to me left town long before that.” Satisfied that they’re now all on the same page, she tucks the chain and its contents neatly back beneath her shirt, continuing, “As I said, they go funny if you pay for them or their use, and are completely ruined if stolen.”
“I can’t believe you decided to steal me instead, though,” Phoenix grumbles.
“Borrowed,” she replies firmly, “I had you do nothing you didn’t agree to, and your help has stopped that fiend from killing more people as a result.”
“I suppose…” Phoenix pulls out his own magatama, its glow especially noticeable after the unlit jade of Prosecutor Nomikos’s. “How did you even know I had it, though?”
He receives another raised eyebrow for this. “You were playing with it in the cells when I came to interview another prisoner.”
At this Miles breaks his silence to glare at Phoenix. “You mean to tell me that this entire scenario occurred because you were using that thing as a fidget toy again?!”
“Hey, I-!”
“You said you were going to stop doing that!”
“It’s a work in progress-”
“Years ago!”
“It’s really nice to fiddle with, okay? Besides, most people don’t even notice it! How come you noticed it?” Phoenix adds, swinging the conversation back to Prosecutor Nomikos.
“I’ve used one before. It’s my understanding that doing so changes you a little, and that the charged ones are hard to notice if you aren’t.” she frowns at him. “Didn’t the person who gave you yours explain how it works?”
“I got it uncharged as a good luck gift,” Phoenix says, glaring at the green jade comma in his hand before shoving it back in his pocket, “The person who gave it… charge was eight at the time.”
“Ah. How unfortunate for you.”
There isn’t really much to say after that, and they have a flight to catch. Bidding a stiff good-bye, Miles and Phoenix leave the Prosecutors’ Office for the last time to collect their luggage and return to Germany.
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Miles has never been so glad about a last-minute request forcing him to travel by plane rather than being able to drive himself. Even beyond the doctor’s orders and painkillers, his right hand aches, and he doubts he could manage a lap around the block, let alone a multi-day expedition from Greece to Germany, and he shudders to think about having to leave his car behind as a result and arrange for its transport back home somehow. Even greater good fortune, the flight itself is smooth and uneventful.
It’s a relief to be able to curl up in his own bed with Pess the Second that night, and an oddly gentle feeling to wake up, knock on Phoenix’s door, and make breakfast together in the kitchen, mixing some light flirting in with the scrambled eggs, brewing plans for the day along with tea. Miles has a day off before he returns to work, and also an appointment scheduled with his local doctor to get his thumb looked over. Phoenix’s good-night/good-morning chat with Trucy (and a bonus Kay and Sebastian) has the man reassured that he truly can head home whenever it suits him at this point, and thus time to make his travel arrangements is added to the day’s schedule.
For, much as they both wish it were otherwise, Phoenix has been away for close to a month now. And, much as he loves Miles and enjoys Europe, Phoenix is a Los Tokyono at heart. A few days more, and it will be time for him to return home to his city.
Notes:
For anyone curious, green is the most common colour you find it in, but jade comes in a full rainbow of colours, including red and all the ones magatamas are depicted being in Ace Attorney (ie: green, blue, yellow, violet, and pink).
I've been helpfully informed by Drowsybadger (one of my German readers) that 'Vati' is considered a rather old-fashioned term in Germany these days (which I appreciate being told, I try to be as accurate as possible with languages and culture not my own, but that can be very hard to research, and I'm grateful y'all have my back on that).
I am going to keep the term 'Vati' in the fic, on the grounds that I myself wasn't able to find this information with a quick search and thus Sebastian wouldn't be able to either, and also because the other choices available are 'papa' and 'dad'. 'Papa' sounds very old-fashioned to my native-English-speaking ear, meaning Sebastian is unlikely to choose that term, and as for 'dad,' well. Trucy already calls Phoenix 'daddy,' and Sebastian can read the writing on the wall as clearly as she can - better to choose a term that won't have them mixing up which father they're talking to when the families eventually join. ;)
Anyway, just wanted to make this add-on to acknowledge what I now know and explain the logic behind my choices now that I have that extra knowledge. Even if it doesn't change anything on the surface level, the meta for the reasoning behind it has shifted, and I think that's cool!
Chapter 163
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Phoenix catches Miles brushing his hair before his appointment with a local doctor to get his thumb looked over. Or, at least, he catches Miles attempting to brush his hair. He’s been doing fairly well over the past few days, but he’s right-handed and his left hand is getting tired from all the unusual use. His partner gently takes the brush from him, then leads him to the kitchen and has him sit down at the table, making motions like he’s about to take over the task Miles had been attempting himself.
“Wright, are you certain you-”
“It’s okay,” Phoenix assures him, “I do this for Trucy all the time. Just relax, I won’t hurt you.”
True to his word, he doesn’t cause any pain and he does know what he’s doing – starting at the tips, working his way up, careful with any tangles he encounters, and Miles ends up relaxing far more than he thought he would. Once his hair’s lying smooth, Phoenix runs his hands through it a few more times before murmuring that he’s done. Miles sits up straighter with a stretch and a sigh before turning to smile him.
“You’ve been wanting to do that for awhile, haven’t you?”
The man’s bluffing skills truly have improved, because he doesn’t miss a beat in his reply of, “What makes you say that?” seasoned with exactly the right amount of bemusement.
Unfortunately for him, Miles has a fairly definitive piece of evidence, an ace up his sleeve, as it were. “You were finger-combing my hair when I woke up, the day we became a couple. And at the time you assumed you were dreaming, ergo-”
“Okay, okay, fine, I get it, you’re smart, you can stop now.”
His partner really does have the most attractive blush, doesn’t he? Miles tugs him down with his left hand and kisses the line of his jaw. “You should have asked sooner – I would have let you do so more often.”
“Yeah, well- wait, you would?” he perks right up at the prospect.
“Mm, it was pleasant,” Miles confirms, “Something to remember for next time we’re together.”
“Yeah,” Phoenix is the one to lean down and give Miles a kiss this time, warm on his cheek. “Next time.”
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Phoenix’s last handful of days in Germany go past as smooth and quiet as a slow-moving river. He brushes Miles’s hair another handful of times, comments nostalgically on the framed photo of himself, Miles, and Trucy that was taken by Mr. Hat back in 2019, and is gifted said photo when it’s revealed that he doesn’t have a printed copy of his own. They also manage to find a copy of The Princess Bride and watch it together one evening. When asked what he thought at the end of it, Miles turns to his partner with a perfectly straight face and replies, “‘Mostly dead is slightly alive’ – is this where the idea for that ‘almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas’ argument came from?”
His partner chokes on air, then spends a good five minutes defending his own honour while Miles listens in amusement, soaking in as much of the man’s presence while possible. What had been meant to be a trip of a couple weeks has turned into nearly a month and a half of chaos, yet he still doesn’t feel like he’s seen enough of Phoenix (possibly because of how events in Greece played out).
Much as he would like to, however, Miles cannot keep him here when his life in Los Tokyo is calling. He sees Phoenix off at the airport with a kiss and an embrace (and then one more kiss for luck), and an aching heart that is only somewhat soothed by the promise that they’ll communicate frequently. And for once, it seems that staying and leaving are both equally difficult tasks.
He takes a taxi back to his apartment afterwards, has a short phone call with Trucy to doubly reassure her that her father got on the plane safely, then changes into his pajamas and the enormous Legal Samurai pink sweater she’d knitted him, curling up on his sofa to watch some Steel Samurai. Season five, episodes seven to twelve, since he’s feeling melancholy at the moment, and Dr. Heilen had been right that he sometimes finds it helps him to process his emotions if he takes in a piece of media that roughly matches them.
(He gets out his special edition bluray with the Sakuraspear wedding episode to watch afterwards, though.)
(He may be feeling lonely at the moment, but there are more good things to look forward to than ever now, and just the thought is enough to make the world that much brighter for it.)
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December 2023
It’s almost a surprise to wake up one day, not long after Phoenix has returned to Los Tokyo, and realize that it’s December. So much had happened this past November, in retrospect it almost feels like it had gone on for far longer than about a month and a half. In contrast, it seems to take barely any time at all for the pillow from the guest room to stop smelling faintly of Phoenix.
…he’s not sure if temporarily using it in place of Pess the Second counts as romantic, creepy, or- what’s that word Maya sometimes uses? Oh yes, ‘cringe.’ Whether it counts as romantic, creepy, or cringe, but it certainly helped the transition process for Miles, going from spending so much time with his new partner to being on almost opposite sides of the world from each other. It had made him feel closer. So had wearing the blue hoodie he’d gotten at that… incident at SteelKon UK this year – it’s approximately the same style as the grey one with the blue stripes that man likes to wear and, now that he thinks on it, almost exactly the same shade of blue of his old attorney suit.
…
…in retrospect, it’s a little bit embarrassing how absolutely head over heels he is for this man, but it’s an embarrassment he’s choosing to weather while wearing said Phoenix-blue hoodie over his around-the-apartment suits instead of an old jacket, so there. Regardless, it’s one article of clothing the man can never know about; the teasing would likely be unbearable.
Sebastian’s unexpected trip to Greece, beyond requiring his son to have some extra sessions with his own therapist, also means that his gift for Kay arrives after Hanukkah has passed, because it had thrown off his scheduling. Miles knows about this mainly because of a photo and several exultant text messages he had received after its arrival from the self-proclaimed great thief while dangling from her knees by the new, parkour-and-gymnastics-safe chandelier Sebastian had replaced the one in their entrance hall with. It’s far more lavish a gift than the holiday generally calls for, but Kay’s willing to handwave this in favour of getting to finally try several dozen maneuvers that she’s wanted to for years. (And also still enjoying the fact that, once again, her superior dreidel skills mean she has sole command over all the gelt in the house.)
Sebastian, in contrast, had received his Christmas gift from her December first, in the form of a tracking beacon disguised as a wristwatch that looks nice enough to wear but too cheap to be worth stealing, which she had put together with the help of Gumshoe and Larry.
Many people would find such a thing insulting and a gross invasion of privacy.
Sebastian is a combination of delighted and relieved. When one of one’s greatest fears is vanishing without a trace, the idea of someone trusted being able to find you at all times can be a surprising comfort.
The beginning of the month also brings the inevitable phone call from Maya once she finally learns of his and Phoenix’s new relationship status.
“So, you and Nick, huh?”
“Indeed.” Miles considers whether he should attempt any of the exercises meant to keep up his hand’s strength while conversing or not, and settles on not; this is a conversation that will likely require his full attention. “I assume this is the part where you threaten me?”
“Nah, shovel talks are a dumb trope. I trust Nick enough to make his own choices, and if he gets hurt, I know he’d prefer it if I helped him instead of hurt someone else over it. Just- remember to be nice to him, okay? I know he kinda likes it when you’re mean-”
“He what?”
“Well he’s gotta, or else he wouldn’t like hanging out with you – I mean, that’s part of why you ‘n’ me are friends!”
“…it is?”
“Oh yeah! You know how much fun it is to watch you be mean to someone who deserves it? Because it’s super fun! And Nick appreciates that about you, too. Just, I know you’re doing way better, but remember to be extra nice to him from time to time, okay? He’s sensitive.”
Miles bites back a smile once he’s parsed this garble. “You have my word.”
“Great! So, did you spot that Easter Egg guy in the last II:TT episode? I swear he’s getting easier to spot, you think it means they’re going to tell us who he is…?”
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Phoenix W: So, did Maya give you her ‘talk’ yet?
M Edgeworth: She told you?
Phoenix W: Nah, she just finished giving me one about you, so I figured you probably got one too.
M Edgeworth: She told me to remember to be kind to you.
Phoenix W: :)
Phoenix W: She told me to be patient with you.
M Edgeworth: That’s fair.
M Edgeworth: She is a good friend.
Phoenix W: Yeah. :) :) :)
M Edgeworth: :)
Phoenix W: That’s still kinda weird when you do it.
M Edgeworth: Suffer.
Phoenix W: Meanie!
M Edgeworth: Impatient.
Phoenix W: XD XD XD
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: <3
Phoenix W: ^U^ <3
Notes:
Kay and Sebastian’s holiday traditions are generally that they put up festive greenery and start any baking/food prep early in the month. Then they do Kay’s Hanukkah traditions together (where applicable), and Sebastian either gives her a string of small gifts over the course of the holiday or something large on the last day. After that they do a quick switch-over to Christmas decorations (sole exception the tree, which goes up early and with a cultural mix of ornaments and colours), and Kay gives Sebastian a gift on Christmas, and a chocolate bar or something since she always wins all the gelt at Hanukkah. Kay really enjoys the Christmas tree (and stealing candy canes), Sebastian likes hearing traditional Jewish music and songs. Latkes have also been dubbed a ‘holiday food’ so that Kay can use that as an excuse to get Sebastian to help her make and have them all month. Kay’s mom’s recipe is delicious, so Sebastian is cool with this.
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Chapter 164
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Janurary 2024
The package containing Miles’s New Year’s gift from Trucy this year is quite small in comparison to others he’s received from her, and the box it holds seems more the sort to contain jewelry or a watch than a piece of knitwear. The way it rattles with the dull sound of something small and metal in a padded container lends credence to this assumption.
It’s in accurate. The item is indeed small and metal, but it’s not an accessory of any sort.
It’s a key.
Phoenix makes a noise as soon as Miles (with a likely baffled expression) holds it up to the camera, then turns to Trucy. “You said you lost that!”
“I said I lost track of it,” Trucy corrects him, “And I had – the tracking information hadn’t updated in days. You should have asked me the next day, that’s when it finally got to Germany!”
“…Trucy, glowworm, light of my life, I almost changed the lock-!!!”
“Forgive me for interrupting, but… what is this?” Miles inquires, glancing at the key in question with a renewed curiosity.
“It’s to the Wright Anything Agency!” Trucy chirps happily, “So that you can surprise Daddy on his lunch breaks next time you come to visit us!”
“Oh. I- That is- I-” Miles is horribly touched by the thought, both that Trucy had put such consideration into a seemingly simple gift and of dropping by the agency with takeout and a thermos of sugar tea to surprise his partner, and the emotions being caused by all this are probably leaking all over his face. “Isn’t this a little… soon?” he manages, before hastily adding, “That is to say, we’ve only been dating for two months, is it really appropriate for me to have a key to your place of business?”
Trucy meets his gaze dead on and, in a tone flat enough to use as a level, replies, “Yes.”
“Ah.” Miles blinks, politely not glaring over her shoulder to where her father is making a subpar effort to pretend that he’s not laughing, “Very well then. Thank-you.”
“You’re welcome!”
Later, once the conversation is over, Miles retrieves his Signal Red keychain from where it rests in a specific desk drawer of his home office. The same one that holds Phoenix’s discarded tie (still somewhat marred with paint) from the first trial Miles requested his aid in, and the closed picture book photograph frame containing images from a childhood whose memories are slowly returning to him as he continues to heal. A moment’s work, and now two keys dangle from the keychain instead of one, an odd combination of Edgeworth Law Offices and Wright Anything Agency. A past reclaimed and a future unfurling, connected by the franchise that, in some way or another, has been present for him to lean on throughout.
It's nice to see. For so long his life has been broken into segments, sharply divided from each other by mostly unsought change, tragedy, and fear. And, while still clearly visible from his perspective, it also finally feels as though these breaks are beginning to scab over and mend. There may always be scars there, it’s the most probable outcome, really. There are things he’ll never actively choose to do again, things he’ll never find simple joy in again. There will always be scars.
But at the same time, the wounds are still healing. He has survived to see them heal, will hopefully survive to even see them become metaphorical versions of the bumps in one’s flesh that say, ‘Once, something bad happened here, something painful. But that’s over now. Things will never be as they were, but I am still here, and was strong enough to tell the tale.’
Miles wouldn’t say he’s quite to this point yet. At the moment, in many ways, he really is still at the scabbed-over stage of the process with his mental and emotional injuries, the part where they’re starting to pull and itch in an irritating manner, where it feels like maybe they’ll be like this forever.
…which, come to think of it, is generally a sign that a cut is on the mend, new tissue growing in and forcing the scab up and out until it comes away entirely. Not quite finished healing, but the process well underway.
Perhaps he’s doing better than he thought he was…
OoOoOoOoO
February 2024
After several months of secrecy (well, secrecy from most people – Larry’s apparently been in on things as a supplies man), Trucy finally reveals her and Mr. Hat’s new costumes. She’s wearing her cape a little looser now to show off her shoulders a bit, claiming that it’s her prerogative now that she’s thirteen and officially a teenager.
Phoenix actually has quite a lot to say on that front, including that, yes, Trucy’s body is her own and she should be able to display it as she likes, but also that they live an imperfect world where just because something should be allowed and respected does not mean it is, or that it’s even safe to act as if it is. Unfortunately, in this instance, Trucy is blossoming into a beautiful young woman, a demographic whose bodily autonomy has historically been highly disrespected. And also generally targeted for a great number of both crimes and sins, the thoughts of which Miles has definitive knowledge have kept Phoenix up at night more than once in concern that they might happen to his own daughter.
(Being in different time zones may cause certain difficulties in a relationship, but it can be surprisingly useful for battling the demons of 2 am.)
More fortunately, this conflict is not on the scale of the fiasco that led to Trucy’s magic bloomers getting their new name. Primarily because Trucy is a smart young woman who has been raised to value critical thinking and do her research, and she both figured out what her father’s objections would be ahead of time and the reasons he would make them. And she shows him her new outfit with a deal ready to offer: this costume, in its completion, will stay on the stage and only the stage for now, unlike how she’d often wear her old costumes out and about to drum up business or simply for fun. And when she’s around town for everyday things, she’ll stick to a more modest wardrobe, with all this to be renegotiated when she’s fifteen, with a bit more experience under her belt.
She’s aware that they live in a large city with an unfortunate crime rate, and that her father wants her safe, not repressed – she understands this. And, for now, she’s willing to ease her way more slowly into the exciting world of fashion that’s available to older girls and women, to help keep her father comfortable.
In turn, her willingness to meet him partway and take his concerns into consideration allows Phoenix himself to calm down and view the situation with a touch more ration than he’d initially been able to, and to be properly understanding and supportive of the fact that his child is growing and wishes to start exercising more personal autonomy than she’s had in the past as a result. It’s not a perfectly smooth interaction, but it is civil throughout, and becomes smooth again with relative ease.
At least, that’s what Miles hears after the fact, when the conversation in question is done and he finally gets to see her new costume over a video call. From his perspective, the biggest change is that, once again, Trucy is sporting a new colour. Not black or salmon, but a slate blue he hasn’t seen before. It suits her quite well, however, and she’s delighted to elaborate when he asks about her choice.
“It’s the colour my Mommy wore when she was part of Troupe Gramarye!” she announces, setting down her tablet so the camera still catches her and stepping back to give a twirl before darting back to pull up a picture from the internet and send it to Miles, “She was amazing, and I thought this would be a good way to include her in my show!”
“An excellent idea,” Miles applauds her both figuratively and literally (since she’s being a showman about it anyway), “Though I would assume she’s also with you when you perform the tricks she did?”
“Of course not,” Trucy replies, matter-of-fact but also a touch surprised, “I don’t have the right to use them – my first Daddy inherited the rights to the Gramarye magic, not me, and I never got permission from him to use them. He disappeared too quickly.”
“Oh.” Miles had been aware that there was some… entanglements surrounding Trucy’s family business, but he hadn’t looked into the details outside of a cursory glance at the court proceedings and what Trucy and Phoenix had told him.
“Didn’t you know?”
“Not about the magic tricks – I thought…” he pauses with a slight frown, “I’m not quite sure, actually. I suppose I assumed that you had access due to familial connection, or some other such weak logic. My apologies, I’ll be more thorough in the future.”
“It’s okay,” Trucy sits back against her bed again, making a face, “I don’t like to think about it much, either. It’s ‘not done’ to talk about how cut-throat the magic biz is. And, you know. My birth family is kind of a… kind of a hot mess.”
“I’m sorry.” It feels inadequate, but he can’t think of anything else to say.
“Thanks.” She scrubs at her eye with the heel of one hand, then gives a reasonably real smile, “And at least my new family’s got their acts together pretty well!”
The knee-jerk urge is to argue that they’re all fairly disastrous in their own ways but, given the standards set by the conversation, Miles quashes it. Instead, he asks about her mother again, and is silently grateful that Trucy has been able to hold onto a few positive connections to her original family, and that she has at least one birth parent she can speak of with a smile unclouded by hurt or regret.
OoOoOoOoO
Dear Legal,
I’ve been invited to host a panel on Steel Samurai world-building minutiae with another bloke from YouTube who does similar videos to me. Want to be one of our co-hosts?
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
What would such a thing require of me?
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Not much, check over a few slides and facts for me, answer any questions about Steel S. legalities I can’t, and otherwise just sit there and look handsome. Prove you exist.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
Very well, that sounds within my abilities. Though are there truly people who doubt my existence?
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Thanks, mate! And more they think you’re a channel character and I actually have a few people doing research to get all the answers you give.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
Why would they think I’m a character? I am rather obviously a real person. People have seen me at conventions.
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Lord, you really don’t watch YouTube, do you? Anyhow, don’t worry about it, we’ll see you in August. :)
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
Until then.
The Legal Samurai.
Notes:
Women and girls deserve full bodily autonomy, including how they dress and present themselves. Unfortunately, regardless of region, ethnicity, religion, or culture, they also tend to be an at-risk group in ways you don’t need me to tell you about. So for now it’s still necessary to have a blend of freedom and caution, and that’s what Phoenix is trying to give Trucy.
Hallo, Happy New Year’s, everyone! I am pleased to announce that, while it’s been a somewhat rocky start, I’ve also already completed my New Year’s resolution, which was to finally try a bobba tea shop near my home. Which sounds simple, but I’ve been wanting to try a place that makes good bobba for years now and, in spite of having access to a few places, was stymied every time I tried last year. Up to and including finally getting a cup only to discover too late that this was… seriously not the place to get this stuff from. At all. Anyway, point is, I finally tried something new that I’ve been wanting to try for a long time, and I liked it and I feel good about my life choices. :)
Chapter 165
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Miles leans by the doorway and stares at Anwaltsstadt’s skyline in contemplation. It’s a good view of the buildings, simple, just enough interest in it to make a good counterbalance to the sky, especially on sunny days wisped with a few picturesque clouds, like today.
It’s just… he can’t help feeling that he would enjoy it more from his office, taking a break from his work to look out the window with a fresh cup of tea, than, say, because he’s locked on the roof of the Prosecutor’s Office again.
In a German February.
He really needs to get better at avoiding this. He’d request a key so he can let himself back in rather than having to call for help every time, but the door only unlocks from the inside. To add to the situation, the janitor is currently busy, and Miles had finished the last of his work that he can do on his current case while away from his desk just as the roof door clicked shut behind him, so he doesn’t even have anything to occupy himself with.
It’s fine.
Yes, it’s only a mistake he’s been making for his entire prosecuting career that has gotten him teased by fellow lawyers in multiple countries, but it’s fine, not like he started going over his work while climbing the stairs because, no matter what he’s tried, he simply cannot make himself get in an elevator unless there is absolutely no other option and he wasn’t about to give anyone an opening by ‘wasting time’ taking the stairs when he could have been working, it’s fine-
…it occurs to him that this line of thought is not going to be conductive to a productive work day, and actively shifts his attention to a more worthwhile pursuit.
M Edgeworth: Is work going well tonight?
Phoenix W: Miles, hi! Yeah! Good timing, I have a couple minutes’ break left!
Phoenix W: What’s up?
M Edgeworth: Nothing in particular, I merely had a few moments of spare time and decided to check in.
Phoenix W: Okay, see, I know you, meaning I know there’s a story there, and I’m going to get it from you later.
M Edgeworth: You’re welcome to try.
Phoenix W: XD
Phoenix W: Gotta go – I love you!
M Edgeworth: I as well.
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: <3
Phoenix W: :D
“Aw, texting with Mr. Wright?”
“It’s not as though I have anything better to do at the moment,” Miles quickly defends, locking his phone and stowing it away, “I have already- NYARG!” he nearly jumps out of his skin when he looks up and consciously takes in the figure who has joined him on the roof. Perched on the edge nearest him, her tattered, too-large trench coat billowing in a manner he’s fairly certain she’s practiced, she grins at him in the manner of a being about to offer one’s heart’s desire for far too high a price.
“Hiyas, Mr. Edgeworth!” Kay Faraday chirps, tugging up the collar of the proper winter jacket she has on under Detective Badd’s old coat, “What’re you doing up here?”
“I work here!” Miles shoots back, “A better question would be what you’re doing here – on the roof, in Anwaltsstadt, in Germany, in general!”
“Boss man needed some evidence for a case, Mr. Shields said I could stop by and say hi to you before I go home again, and I had a guy who owed me a lift for a favour I did him. You know, ‘call me, beep me, when you wanna reach me’ style!”
Miles does not know, and he’s not admitting it.
Fortunately, Kay does not seem to require a response to this aspect of her statement, hopping down to saunter closer as she continues, “And we both know that if I’m going visit you at work then it’s gonna be through a window, and it’s way easier to get into your office here from above than below. So that’s why I’m on the roof – now how about you?”
Now it’s Miles’s own turn to give an enigmatic smile. “Some questions, Miss Faraday, are never answered.”
“Awwww-!”
“How are your classes going?” he cuts her off before the whining can start in earnest.
“Good,” she answers, although it’s with a look that says she knows exactly what he’s attempting to do and choosing to go along with it, “Working for Mr. Shields helps enforce the connection between the theoretical and the practical, and Sebbie quizzes me whenever I ask him and we both have time. Actually, Mr. Wright helps me with that too, sometimes, says it helps him keep from getting too rusty! Oh! And by the way, congratulate me!”
“On what?” Miles asks, caught slightly off guard. He doesn’t believe she’s had any important tests or projects lately...
"On now being Sebbie’s official contact in every way that matters!” she replies, hands on hips and feet braced in a proud power stance, “Which is great, because that was plan A!”
“Oh? And what was the implied plan B, then?”
“Marriage.”
Miles chokes, makes a garbled sound, then finally gets his words out. “Marri-? I was- was not aware that the two of you were… involved-”
“We’re not,” Kay shoots back, shifting so she can rock on her heels.
“What?” her matter-of-fact response sends his already-confused brain stuttering.
“We’re not involved, dating, courting, sexing, smooching, romancing, or anything like that,” Kay lists off on her fingers, “Well, I mean, we cuddle sometimes, but it’s platonic cuddling. Hugs too. The Best Day Besties are both firm believers that friends hugging friends is important and should be encouraged.”
“I… see?” Miles asks as much as answers, “Though, forgive me, if you’re none of the aforementioned things, then why was marriage plan B?”
“So that no one would be able to keep me out of the loop about him,” she replies, starting firm, but getting quieter as she goes, “And the tax benefits would be nice, and we do love each other, and, you know, queer-platonic-relationship rights, but it could have been complicated if either of us find someone we do want to date or marry or be in a QPR with. I’m pretty sure our friendship could survive a divorce, and it would be a funny story later, but it’d be awkward as heck at the time. Plus, it would validate everyone who says that ‘it’s only a matter of time before you two get married,’ like a guy and a gal can’t be bros and share a house in peace. Ugh, they’d probably start asking when we were gonna have kids next, I’m twenty-two, I don’t even know if I want kids or not yet, ask me again when I’m thirty, I’m busy now!
“But… we do love each other, and we like sharing a house and living together – a lot! And, you know,” she shrugs, looking away, “If you aren’t a relative, then a wedding ring is generally the next best thing to a free pass to get you into a hospital room, or ensure you’re told about… stuff. So if we hadn’t been able to get the other paperwork approved, it would have been the next best thing.”
…ah. Holding out an arm, Miles wraps it around her as Kay tucks herself into his side without hesitation. “Last November scared you both very badly, didn’t it?”
“…yeah,” she admits, not quiet but solemn, “I don’t usually- I think I actually said a hundred blessings that day, after he called. We’re not- we actually discussed the potential of getting married before, just joking around, but we didn’t look into the official contact and stuff until after the box kidnapping. He’s been kidnapped plenty of times before, but never- never like that. He just vanished and I couldn’t do anything and I hated it.”
He hugs her closer as her shoulders start shaking, her hands balling into his overcoat.
“I didn’t even know he wasn’t in the country anymore until he called on Mr. Wright’s cellphone, and I couldn’t do anything. I’m really grateful that you and Mr. Wright were there and had it all under control, but… he’s my best friend, and I couldn’t do anything.”
“None of that now,” Miles chastises, “You had noticed he was gone and were looking for him by the time he found us, even if you didn’t know where he was. You noticed. You helped make him a tracking device to prevent this from happening again. I offered him comfort and support. You are the one who has made him the promise, both spoken and not, that no matter what happens, he will always be found.”
She makes a wet sound and nods against his chest.
This is, naturally, the moment the janitor opens the roof door and gives Miles a very eloquent look.
“[An American associate,]” Miles explains without further prompting, “[One who is close friends with my son.]”
The janitor makes another eloquent statement with her eyebrows, but gestures both of them in. “[Wasn’t aware that you had a son, Prosecutor Edgeworth.]”
“[An adopted son – it is not yet formalized.]”
“[Ah. All right then.]”
Kay looks between them curiously as they part ways with Mrs. Taur and begin down the stairs to Miles’s office. “What’s going on with you and Sebbie?”
“Nothing you need concern yourself with.”
“Uh-huh.” She’s taken the time since leaving the roof to collect herself some, thought her eyes are still red, and she conveys her thoughts on this response with some eyebrow eloquence of her own. “Yiddish and German aren’t that different from each other, you know, and I may be out of practice, but I heard that ‘yet’ in conjunction with ‘son,’ and I can make educated guesses as well as anyone.”
“Kay.” He halts on a stairwell with a hand on her shoulder, “Prosec- Sebastian and I are still working out the specifics of how we wish to proceed, and I haven’t spoken with him about this potential yet. I will not pretend either of us are particularly adept in these areas, but it would be appreciated it we were allowed to take these steps on our own, and at our own pace.”
“…okay, fine, I guess that’s fair. At least you’re talking about it now,” she concedes, and they start walking again. They’re quiet for another flight before she asks, “Is that how you see me, too? Like Sebbie and Trucy?”
It feels like a question with both a right answer and a wrong answer. Given that he doesn’t know which is which, Miles settles on honesty. “I do not. While I care for you very much, it isn’t in a particularly… paternal sense.”
“Good,” she hops down a few steps so she can look back at him and smile, “I don’t think of you as a dad, either. I care about you a lot, too, but I don’t think it’s in a way we really have a word for. Plus I’m your boss, so you being one of my dads would be kind of awkward.”
“I am not, in fact, in your employ, Miss Faraday.”
“Whatever lets you sleep at night, Mr. Edgeworth.”
“Shall I mention that I have yet to receive a paycheque for my troubles, then?”
“Mr. Edgeworth,” she gasps, hand to chest, as he passes her to open the door to the floor of his office, “This is a non-profit charity organization! We don’t get paid for our efforts, we do it out of the goodness of our hearts!”
“…promise me you’ll look up the actual laws retaining to charity employees and volunteers before ever starting one yourself.”
“Whatever.” She rolls her eyes at him and he snorts.
“As entertaining as all this is, we have reached my office, where I have my actual job to do. So unless you have any pressing matters, I’m afraid that this is where we must part ways for the moment.”
“Nope, I’m good!” Kay bounces on her toes, grinning, “But I’ll stop by again before I go – maybe we can get supper?”
“I should be free by six this evening.”
“Cool, I’ll meet you by the doors out front!” she beams, gives him another quick hug, then heads off down the hallway, the tattered hemline of Detective Badd’s old coat flaring dramatically behind her, “Text me when you think you’ll be done soon! My-feet-are-stained!”
“I believe you mean ‘auf wiedersehen’?”
“That too!”
She waves good-bye and he returns the gesture out of habit then enters his office, mildly pleased to note that, for the first time in months, there’s no twinge of pain from accidentally using his right hand. The fracture is long healed, and a few more weeks of therapy should have his hand regained full strength. A bit longer to get his naturally terrible handwriting back to the elegant script he’d worked so hard to perfect (and to re-hone his coin tricks) and he’ll be fully back to normal.
These thoughts are interrupted as he removes his outer coat and scarf to hang by the door only to feel something… odd. A slight sensation from his inner jacket pocket where there should be nothing but his cellphone. Sitting at his desk, a quick exploration reveals that the pocket now holds his cellphone, a folded piece of paper, and a flash drive. He stares at the paper and the drive for a moment knowing, knowing, how they must have gotten there, except his overcoat had been shut snug against the cold the whole time, so how…?
And indeed, the note opens to reveal a familiar hand.
Data drop on the HGT – hope this helps! ~GTY
Ah, of course.
…
Well, apparently Miles has plans for what he’s doing after work and after meeting with Kay now. Until then, however, he has things he’s being paid to do on a much more time-sensitive schedule, and he turns his attention back to them.
Notes:
The ‘auf wiedersehen’/‘my feet are stained’ thing is a joke a guy with a German background I know told me when I started learning German in school – if you say ‘my feet are stained’ quickly and slur your words together, it sounds similar to Auf Wiedersehen.
Dadworth is excellent in all its forms, but I also really like Miles and Kay having a close yet impossible to properly label sort of relationship. He’s got Trucy and Sebbie to be a dad to, and Franziska to be a little brother to, it’s kind of fun to have something along the lines of an old friend/older sibling vibe with Kay. Because non-parental intergenerational friendships are very, very important to me, and I want to see more of them, so I’m being the change I wish to see in the world. ;)
And last, but not least... Happy Valentine's Day to you! ^U^ <3 <3 <3
Chapter 166
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Supper with Kay is a pleasant affair. After a mild chastisement for her delivery method of his requested information (as well as thanks for her aid in this endeavour), conversation moves quickly to her coursework, her continued job with Ray, and some of the more exciting things they’ve done recently.
…he’s going to have to start talking to Ray more often, if only to offer the older man his aid in trying to enforce the concept of her own mortality on Kay.
“It’s kind of exciting, actually,” she chatters happily over her second serving of strudel (which Miles can’t comment about because he’s on his second helping as well, drat Herr Gebäck and his sublime skills), “We’re doing well enough that Mr. Shields is actually holding interviews for a new member in the firm! Because we’re getting enough cases that we actually need two fully-barred lawyers to handle them all!”
“Congratulations,” Miles says, lifting his glass in a slight toast before taking a drink, “Has he managed to find any decent prospects?”
“More than you’d think,” she replies, still smiling, but eyes a little less bright than a moment before, “There’s a lot of lawyers looking for work right now, especially new ones. I mean, it’s always a kinda uphill battle to get a job when you’re new – or at least that’s what I’ve been told – but things in Los Tokyo at the moment are, well. You know. With the legal scene. Makes it hard for both sides, figuring out which new hires are going to be solid, and which firms are actually trying to do right by their clients.”
“Ah. I am… aware that corruption is an on-going issue, but I will confess it is… easy to forget, when not facing the realities of it on a personal basis. Too easy, perhaps.” He sighs, rubs his left arm but manages to refrain from grasping his bicep. “I should contact that man about it.” He and Phoenix have been, understandably, rather caught up in enjoying the shift their relationship had taken last November, and Miles has perhaps been allowing it to distract him a little too much. He has responsibilities to Wright as a friend as well as a partner (not to mention as a co-conspirator), and is well-aware how few people the man can be frank with about these topics.
Kay nods, even as Miles sets down his fork to make a note in his organizer. “I think he’d like that. And over at Edgeworth Law Offices we have the added condition that, as well as legit, we need someone who can potentially be brought in on the Battle Plan at some point – or at least trusted not to blab if they find out-”
“I can’t hear this,” Miles cuts her off quickly, expression sharp, “You do recall my own role in proceedings, do you not?”
“Yeah yeah, you’re being kept out of the loop on purpose, I know,” she has the (not unexpected) audacity to roll her eyes at him, “I wasn’t gonna say anything else, and I didn’t say anything you couldn’t have figured out on your own with two minutes’ thought, sheesh. Anyway, we’ve got a guy who might fit the bill,” she continues, “At least, I hope he does – he’s cute!”
“I hardly see how that’s a deciding factor in the matter.”
She waves him off. “Aw come on, who doesn’t want to have a cute coworker? I know lots of other stuff comes first, but a girl can dream! Luka’s nice, too, and he graduated high in his class. Not in the top, though, and it took him three tries to pass the bar.”
“Hardly a glowing recommendation.”
“Newbie lawyers with glowing recommendations don’t apply to ELO, they go to bigger, fancier places, like Gavin’s.” she makes a face like she’s considering spitting after having said that name, but wisely decides against it. “He’s smart enough, and he knows his stuff, apparently he just chokes on tests. Mr. Shields is considering taking him on for a trial run to see if it’s pressure in general that makes him choke or just written exams.”
“Is it worth the risk?”
She shrugs. “Not my call. Though, I will say, I do like the sound of ‘Senior Employee Kay Faraday.’ Has a nice ring to it, you know?” she raises and spreads her hands while announcing the title as though she’s seeing it lit up over a movie theatre.
Miles observes her for a moment, then returns to the last of his strudel. “You’ve already done your own background checks on him and he’s clean.”
“As far as his digital and social footprint goes, yeah. Can’t tell that to Mr. Shields, though. And there’s only so much my digging can turn up, anyway – you know what they say, ‘who knows what lurks within the hearts of men, no matter how cute they are-’”
Conversation moves to some of Miles’s own recent adventures with various (now closed) cases, his continuing relationship with Phoenix, how Trucy’s doing…
…and then, eventually, it’s time to wish Kay a safe trip home, head back to his apartment, and finally examine the contents of the flash drive that’s been sitting in his pocket all day. He hadn’t thought it wise to use his work computer to go through it and, besides, this is a personal investigation at the moment, not an official one; he has clients to attend to during work hours.
Off the clock, in his private office, on his personal laptop, however, is a different story… and it’s time to see what the first leg of Yatagarasu has brought him.
Right off the bat, it’s obvious that Kay’s time with Ray has had a positive effect – the drive’s files are organized and labelled, and she’s even included a document to act as a key for what each file contains. A cursory look at said key, and Miles opens the first file to start reading…
OoOoOoOoO
…it’s one in the morning when Miles surfaces again, much to his chagrin (he’s been doing so much better about paying attention to such details). It’s been a productive use of his time, however, as Kay’s skills in data acquisition are solid, and she’s found time between work, school, and her own life to do a very thorough job on this. She’s done it through her own channels, so almost none of it will be admissible in an official investigation, let alone in court, but still… this proves it.
The closest timing a piece of art or a relic the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves have set their sight on has made it to the black market is one month.
Before they announced their intentions to steal it.
And the timing of when they lose track of whatever they’ve stolen or tip their hands… there are times the item returns to the museum it was stolen from, but as often as not the situation is such that an institution from the item’s country of origin is able to make a stronger claim and gain it for their own displays instead of having it be returned to an international one that got it through less savory means.
The Handsome Gentlemen Thieves are not, in point of fact, thieves.
They are vigilantes. And presumably ones with no love for immoral private collectors, a complicated relationship with museums, and a great love of art.
And, looking at the data, Miles cannot say he blames them.
‘You and me… we’re the same. One day, you’ll understand.’
He does understand.
And he knows what he needs to do.
OoOoOoOoO
The next day Miles goes to Chief Prosecutor Erde and formally requests he be banned from further involvement with any cases connected to the Handsome Gentlemen Thieves due to conflict of interest. He confesses to having uncovered information during a private investigation on them that could compromise his ability to behave in a proper, impartial manner towards them in future encounters, apologizes for this, and states his willingness to face any punishment deemed appropriate.
Chief Prosecutor Erde stares at him, pops her current gum bubble, then nods. Thanks him for his forthrightness, chastises him for getting too deep in a case he’s not formally involved in, and dismisses him back to work.
Miles bows and returns to his office, making a quick note in his organizer to pass on the files that Kay acquired through legal means to Franziska, and settles down at his desk. Before picking up his next case file, however, he opens his laptop and does a quick google image search.
The face that stares out at him from the screen is one he hasn’t seen in years, but has thought about frequently during his low points. And there is a vicious satisfaction to being able to look Damon Gant in the eye and say, “You were wrong about the two of us – we’re not the same at all.”
Notes:
Is Kay corrupt? No! Is Kay properly ethical for her planned line of work? …jury’s still out. >_>U
OH MY GOSH, artblogmorelikeartblockamiright over on tumblr did a bunch of pictures of Miles in his Legal Samurai outfit, as well as a couple of the other outfits he wears for con! Please take a look!
Chapter 167
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
March 2024
It’s a relief to have his hand back at full capacity, and his handwriting well on its way to being back to acceptable standards. Miles still can’t quite use his quill pen at the moment, the weight and balance of it too much of a strain for the amount of writing he has to do on a daily basis, but he mastered it once and he’ll do it again.
In Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto news, Trucy has decided to start including some romantic undertones to the story, to the combined amusement and embarrassment of Miles and Phoenix both as she pushes the characters she’s based on them together with all the deftness of a first-time romance writer with no personal experience in the field to draw from.
On a more solid note, at Pearls’s request (and with her help), the story has recently finished an arc focusing on the profound and devoted friendship between the Guarding Ninja and the Mauve Mystic, one with some genuinely moving moments that Miles greatly enjoyed hearing. The young medium had taken the news of his and Phoenix’s new relationship far better than anyone could have hoped, even with her discovery of profound platonic bonds. …possibly too well, in fact, as she’s managed to reach the conclusion that Phoenix is now an official love expert, and has been directing all romance-related inquires towards him as a result.
Miles finds this hilarious, primarily because he’s not the one who has to deal with it.
“You would laugh,” the man grumbles during one of their rare skype conversations that has happened, not due to planning, but happy chance.
“Objection, I am laughing,” Miles snickers, “Besides, who would you have advise her in your stead of the options she has available? Her kin? Maya? Myself? Larry?”
“Okay, okay, you don’t have to-”
“The internet?”
“Oh my gosh, stop,” Phoenix groans, slumping over his laptop in defeat and failing to consider the obvious counterargument that the internet had been a surprisingly good teacher in regards to the importance and potential strength of non-romantic connections.
Miles takes a moment to enjoy his victory, then moves to being gracious about it. “Besides, it’s not as though she’s wrong in viewing you as a reliable source of information on this particular subject.”
“Miles.”
“It’s true, though,” he elaborates when his partner’s slightly wounded look doesn’t abate, “As disastrous as your first relationship may have been, I believe we’re doing quite well with ours. Thus you know both the good and bad sides of what can happen. And you’re very familiar with casual relationships, which could also provide useful information.”
The man flushes scarlet, then buries his face in his hands.
“…Percival? What’s wrong, what did I-?”
“Sorry, it’s weird hearing you talk about this stuff, especially that,” Phoenix mumbles between his fingers, cutting him off, “I didn’t- you know a lot of those casual relationships were- I- um- I mean, they-”
“Involved sex?” Miles offers. The man turns red to his ears and nods.
“And we haven’t really, you know- we’re waiting – and that’s fine! I’m just kind of… not sure how you feel about it? This part of m- er, my past?”
Miles opens his mouth to respond, then closes it again to really think about what he’s going to say. This is an aspect of his partner he is and has been aware of, yes, with a shared friend as openly and casually sex-positive as Larry it’s impossible not to have gotten at least a smattering of details regarding the ‘good old college years’ and what the two of them got up to in that time. It’s simply not something Miles has given much thought to, especially in how it pertains to himself, and he’s not going to do Phoenix the disservice of offering false comfort, even inadvertently. Thus he considers his answer, lips pursed with thought, while his partner simultaneously allows him time to think and dies of embarrassment.
“I believe,” Miles finally replies, “That the best description for my thoughts on the matter would be… relief.”
That certainly surprises Phoenix back to life. “What, really?”
“After due consideration, yes, really.”
“Oh. Huh.” Phoenix sits up, blush fading as he props his chin in one hand, gaze focused on Miles. “Mind if I ask why?”
It’s Miles’s turn to colour, but they began this relationship with the promise to talk to each other, so, “Because I am… inexperienced in this matter. Unexperienced. …completely without experience.” There is no judgement or ridicule in his partner’s gaze, but Miles finds he still can’t both maintain eye contact and continue to speak. “So it is a relief to know that, when things are more stable, when we’re ready, at least one of us will know what he’s doing in bed.”
“Ah. Okay.”
And now it’s Miles who’s surprised into reestablishing eye contact. “Okay?”
“Mm,” Phoenix nods, smile warm, “I think I understand what you’re getting at now. I- oh, wait, okay if I mention something about one of those past casual relationships? No graphic details or anything.”
Well now he’s just curious. “Very well.”
“Okay, cool! So like, my first time? Same boat, it wasn’t her first time. …actually that’s how it was both my first times, come to think of it. Anyway! The point is, I knew some stuff, did my research and all, but you’re right. About how it can be nice- or no, more like… reassuring? It’s reassuring if you’ve got first time nerves to know that your partner knows their stuff. So it’s… kind of nice to know I’ll be able to do that for you.” A hint of colour returns to his cheeks, but he continues to grin, “And, just so you know, it’s even better once you both know what you’re doing.”
“Really? Something to look forward to, then,” Miles returns, also smiling. Then, before either of them can start something they really aren’t ready to, he switches the subject. “And how’s that drinking habit of yours going?”
“Oh terribly,” Phoenix replies with great cheer, “At first it was just a glass or two after work to take the edge off, then a couple before work as well to help me stay calm, but lately I’ve started having one during breaks as well. Absolutely terrible, where will I put my face?”
“I feel you’re not taking this seriously,” Miles says, conveniently ignoring his own current struggle to keep a straight face.
“What? Me? Nooooo~, I’m being so serious about this,” Phoenix waves a dismissive hand. “I even did the responsible thing and talked to my boss about it!”
“And?”
“And he says as long as it doesn’t interfere with my work and I drink the Borscht Bowl Club brand when I’m on the clock that it’s fine.” Phoenix beams. “Isn’t that nice of him?”
Miles can’t hold his expression anymore and snorts. “Ridiculous man. You’re fortunate that this is a ploy rather than sincerity or else I’d be extremely concerned.”
“Does this mean you’ve finally stopped worrying about me?”
Miles props his own chin in one hand, fond. “Never. But I do trust you to have at least some idea what you’re doing.”
“Aw, only some?”
“I’ve heard about the incident with the fire extinguisher, you know.”
Phoenix winces and rubs his head (presumably in the place where he was once hit with a fire extinguisher so hard that it gave him temporary amnesia, Gott im Himmel, this man), “Unfortunately I can’t argue with that one.”
“Then how about focusing on the fact that I do trust you, very much, instead?” Miles offers.
For some reason this makes his partner’s eyes go soft again as he grins. “You know what? I think I can live with that…”
Notes:
Why yes, yes I can have a romantic couple have a canid conversation about having sex and keep it G-rated. I’m very powerful like that.
Chapter 168
Notes:
Surprise, bonus chapter this month! ^U^
Chapter Text
April 2024
The Chartered Accountrates have finally, after many years of complaints, close calls, and instances of what can only be described as divine intervention, landed themselves in court. This is directly connected to their other latest achievement of finally managing to fire one of the Bottom Line’s canons.
…
…it’s better than it could have been, given that all they’d actually had loaded in the canon at the time of firing was a large quantity of old paperwork wrapped around a tea mug as ballast, so no one had been hurt and nothing had been damaged. The whole thing had created a large, flashy enough bang, however, to result in multiple calls to and much trouble with local authorities, starting with the coast guard and going all the way to the police department. The fight for the piratical accountants’ right to keep their canons and continue to sail as they will has begun.
And, thanks to being the only one on the payroll who can reliably get them to cooperate, this case has landed itself squarely on the desk of Sebastian DeBeste, the Honest Idiot (Who is Actually Far Less of an Idiot Than Most of his Peers Have Noticed), and the prosecutor of the moment. Miles learns all this through a string of simultaneous, interspersed texts from both Sebastian himself and Kay, both of them complaining about how this is a blatant conflict of interest, given that Sebastian’s still an honourary crewmate and friends with the Accountrates, and (mostly on Kay’s part) that the defense-attorney-to-be has classes and work on the days of the trial, so she won’t get to watch the grand return of Captain Sebastian DeBeste in all his be-hatted, eye-patched, piratically prosecutorial glory.
Though it’s absolutely going to be the same hat; this Kay knows for sure (as she should, considering that she was the one who insisted Sebastian keep it after the first time and who has ensured its return the few times the Accountrates have been involved in investigations since then).
Sebastian, for his part, isn’t particularly worried about his hat, and isn’t the least bit concerned about Kay’s inability to attend – not only due to the, in his own words, ‘too bad so sad’ nature of his friend’s situation, but because he has legitimately bigger issues to contend with, even beyond the potential difficulties from having a conflict of interest like this.
One such issue being whether or not he’ll be able to convince Captain Ishmael to leaving his usual walking stick on the ship. One may even describe this seemingly innocuous worry as the true key issue, as – while ‘Ishmael’ being his given name means that the captain has aggressively never read Moby Dick – the accountant still uses it as an excuse to have an actual whaling harpoon as his mobility aid rather than, say, something actually designed to be useful in this regard. It’s unsharpened, but the thing still has quite the heft to it, and not everyone’s as used to dodging as the rest of his crew is when he gets too excited and starts swinging it around.
Which is not to say that they’re necessarily happy about it – the point has been apparently made on multiple occasions that there are many other far more practical things to use as walking sticks that are nautical in nature. Captain Ishmael, however, is with Peg-leg Jim in choosing to steadfastly ignore these suggestions (Kay has put forth the term ‘aesthetic or death’ to describe their mindset), though the Captain, at least, has conceded enough to put a rubber grip on the end of his harpoon. (Peg-leg Jim may not always remain upright when the ocean’s choppy, but he does remain adamant.)
There’s also the matter of Jolly Mean Nan’s knife collection. Again, they’re unsharpened, and they’re only butter knives, but apparently neither of these facts are the sort to jump out at innocent (or not-so-innocent) bystanders who’ve had one suddenly thrust against their kidneys along with piratical variations of the question about whether they’re really making good life choices at the moment. Also, there are twelve of them (minimum), and that’s a quantity of blades that tends to make people nervous, no matter what state said blades are in or what sort they are.
And then there’s second mate A. Jed Mariner, who refuses to go anywhere without his ‘lucky bird’ (who may be lucky but is also Enormous and not house trained), and Anne and Mary Bonyreed have a tendency to take… effective but unorthodox action when it comes to avoiding both consequences and authority figures, and Barnacled Rebate Jones has the unfortunate habit of packing deviled ham sandwiches for any outing longer than half an hour (which can make him a bit whiffy to experience for extended periods), and the list just keeps going, one crewmate after the next.
This is a group of people who, after a combined total of several hundred years in the accountancy industry, decided the best idea was to mutiny and take to sea. They may have the physical features and figures of elderly wage-slaves, but they snapped their collars to become agents of chaos years ago, and they’re not stopping now for anyone, not even the crew’s adoptive grandson.
Miles does not envy his son this task.
On the positive side (for Kay), Trucy has a school holiday that includes the Accountrates’ trial days, and is more than willing to pick up the self-proclaimed Great Thief’s slack in regards to attending and gathering photographic evidence. Solely of the prosecution, of course. Getting pictures of anyone else would be illegal and morally wrong, and also the court security knows to keep an eye on her by this point and will politely but firmly ask to see her photo history at the end of the trial. Which could be considered profiling, except it’s Trucy and there’s no doubt in anyone’s minds that the young magician has tried to slip away with a few photographs she shouldn’t have at least once.
(Phoenix would deeply, truly love to say that this is because Kay has been a bad influence, but that first week made him inescapably aware of what sort of child he was getting before he signed those adoption papers, and Trucy absolutely came like this.)
This still results in some quite decent photographic evidence of the return of Sebastian’s frothy-feathered hat, skull-and-bones eyepatch, and colourful sash from his first encounter with the Accountrates, of which Miles has been supplied copies unprompted. And a (purely scientific) comparison of one of Trucy’s more dramatic shots of this trial with Kay’s photo from that first case really does emphasize how much the young man has grown and come into his own in the past few years. Miles had forgotten that that first encounter with the Accountrates had also been the last one Sebastian had before trading his black vest and draped Themis Academy blazer for his now standard full white-tie formal attire. That was when he started to wear a cape, too, the cheap red and black one of the first picture a noticeable contrast for the black and Themis-blue of the one he’d had commissioned after, and has worn ever since. The much shorter cut of his hair also makes it readily apparent how much more his age he now looks, a slightly leaner cast to still-youthful features that’s only noticeable when shown in direct comparison to older pictures.
His son has grown so much over the past few years.
And, even beyond physical appearance, the change of those years is clear. Sebastian stands straighter in this new picture, the aggressive confidence in his posture and expression apparent to any who know him well. The first picture contains a boy playing dress-up in a desperate attempt to do his job to the best of his ability. In this latest picture stands a prosecutor who has had his trials by fire, as it were, and been tempered rather than consumed by them…
Sebastian: I suppose it’s too much to hope that you haven’t seen any photos of tday’s trial?
M Edgeworth: Far too much.
Sebastian: :C
M Edgeworth: If I may speak frankly?
Sebastian: …okay?
M Edgeworth: (photos sent)
M Edgeworth: You’re growing into a fine man and a fine prosecutor.
M Edgeworth: I’m very proud of you, Sebastian.
Sebastian: Thanks, Vati.
Sebastian: Can we discuss the trial later?
M Edgeworth: Professionally or unprofessionally?
Sebastian: Both?
M Edgeworth: Very well. I’ll e-mail you my available times when I have a moment.
Sebastian: Okay, thanks!
Miles takes a moment to smile at his phone, then returns to work.
OoOoOoOoO
[And in today’s Los Tokyo headlines: Aged Piratical Menaces Sail On, Will Our Coastline Never Be Free?]
Chapter 169
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
May 2024
Miles celebrates his thirty-first birthday with several slices of Baumkuchen (he’d gone to the bakery with a nice slice of black forest cake in mind, but the scent of freshly baked vanilla had been too enticing to resist) and an extremely enthusiastic, flowery birthday card from his partner. Also an actual bouquet of flowers, again from his partner, that the man had managed to get delivered to Miles’s apartment.
This is proven to have been an extremely preplanned maneuver when he opens Trucy’s gift to discover a rather nice bottle green vase to put them in. The blossoms and container come together in an undeniably fetching display, at least to Miles’s mind; perhaps some might consider the rose blooms rather gaudy against the green, but Miles likes the brightness of it (and also the meaning, once he thinks to consult a flower language dictionary (red for love, yellow for friendship)). He sends a photo to both parties responsible for their presence, then brews himself a cup of tea to go with his cake, enjoying the floral perfume beginning to permeate his kitchen as he does so.
A few days later comes a phone call from Larry, brimming with the news that his book has been accepted for publication.
Miles takes a moment to swallow, set his cup down, and be silently grateful to the universe that he hadn’t just sprayed tea all over his home office. “Pardon me, but what?”
“My book’s getting published!” Larry repeats excitedly, “Franzy’s Whippity-Whip Trip is going to be a real book that people can buy, in bookstores! I’m going to be a published author!”
“I- what? Congratulations, that’s wonderful news, but- what?” Miles scrambles to reorganize his thoughts, “When did you start writing a book, I was under the impression that you were working at the clock shop still?”
“I can do more than one thing at once you know, Edgy!”
“Larry, I doubt I’ve ever seen you not doing multiple things at once in the entire time we’ve known each other,” Miles replies, tone flat, “It can be rather difficult to keep track.”
“Ouch, but also fair,” the artist chirps, far less put out than usual, “So, quick update of my current activities: my job at the clock shop’s going well, I’ve got a new crop of kale growing, my therapist has graduated me to fifteen-minute-quiets so take that doubters, the acting gig is going well, the Larry-Lesbian Alliance is meeting next Saturday to celebrate our newest member, in related news Lavender and I have broken up, and that book idea I dreamed up with Pearl and Franziska at Dick’s wedding and that I’ve been working on for about a year and a half got accepted by Bean Publishing!”
“…acting gig?” Miles asks, this somehow being the tidbit his brain latches onto in this deluge of information.
“Erk! You weren’t supposed to notice that, forget that bit! The important thing is that I’m upholding the Deauxnim pseudonym and gonna be the author and artist of a published kid’s book! Yay picture books!”
Miles snorts, but lets the matter of Larry’s acting career drop. “Congratulations, then.” He pauses. “Is this the reason why you’ve been requesting photographs of various places I’ve been in Europe over the past few years?”
“A little?” Larry replies, somewhat hesitant, “Franzy in the book uses her magic whip to travel all over and a camera to collect pictures of relics and historical places and stuff. I wanted an idea of the angles and perspectives a photographer would use compared to a painter. Don’t worry, though, I didn’t copy any of your photos directly, ‘original character do not steal’ and all that!”
“…what?”
“Oh, right, you wouldn’t know that, would you? Sometimes I forget that you missed the early 2000s internet strangeness.” Larry sighs wistfully. “Good times. Crazy, but good times…”
Miles understands exactly none of this, but the comment does ring a vague bell of conversations he’s had with Phoenix and Maya, “Is this one of those… defiant art website references?”
“OMGWTFBBQ?!?”
“Larry, what the hell!?”
“Ah, never mind, old meme!” the artist cheerfully brushes his confusion aside, “You mean deviantart?”
“Possibly.”
“How do you even know about- wait, nope, you’re dating Nick, logic! He ever explain what it was to you?”
“Some website for art, I believe?”
“Got it in one!” his friend replies, “Nick and I had accounts there, back in the day – well, I mean, I still have my account, even if it’s not as great a place as it used to be. Lotta good memories, lotta great artists still there, the site’s just been de-optimized for actually finding stuff for some reason, plus cringe culture just did a number on it.”
“Cringe culture?”
“…”
“Larry?”
“What?” the artist makes a sound like he’s snapping back to attention, “Sorry, it’s just super weird whenever I get reminded that I know stuff you don’t. You’re Edgy, you’re supposed to know everything by default, you know?”
Miles decides to not engage with that horrifyingly good opinion of his flawed self, instead asking, “What’s cringe culture?”
“Eh, far as I can tell? Basically being ashamed of stuff you used to like or do like just because you were young or it isn’t mainstream or whatever. I’m immune, so I don’t really get it.”
“You are?”
“Yup! Because I’m already so deeply ashamed of myself on every level that there’s nowhere left to go but up!”
“…”
“What?”
“Larry,” Miles says, staring at his living room wall with eyes that simultaneously see too much and nothing at all, “I’m going to request you make a note of what you just said and take it to your next therapy session.”
“What? I- wait! No, no, Edgy, it’s okay,” Larry’s tone goes uncharacteristically serious, “It was a joke, it’s just a joke!”
“…it wasn’t funny.”
“…yeah, I guess not.” His friend sighs, and Miles can almost see him running a hand through unruly hair, “I’m just- still really used to making jokes like that about myself. It’s easy. Maybe too easy? Probably really should talk to Dr. Heather about that, shouldn’t I?”
“It would likely be a good idea,” Miles agrees. Then, “You are a very skilled, talented man, Larry. I’m sure I’ve contributed to your self-doubts in the past, and for that I am… sorry. I am sorry for my behaviour. You often deserved nowhere near the scale of ire you received, and I apologize for that. You are a talented creative in many areas, and your ability to continue trying in the face of adversity is deeply admirable. I am… glad. That we were able to reconnect. And become friends again. I’m glad you are my friend.”
His words are met with a loud sniffle, and a watery, “Thanks. I really am doing better about the liking myself thing, but- thanks. That means a lot.”
“You’re welcome. And congratulations again on your book getting accepted for publication.” He’s not hugely familiar with the industry, but he knows for a fact that people have killed for this opportunity so it’s obviously both difficult to do and desirable to obtain.
“Thanks,” Larry says again, the majority of his usual frantic energy still absent from his voice, “And thanks for helping me get into therapy. It’s… it really has helped, I think. A lot. You and Nick have both helped a lot I- you both just… keep talking to me and hanging out, even when I’m a pain or causing real problems and… thanks. It means a lot. That you stay my friends and you trust me enough to ask me about stuff and-” the artist starts struggling, as though his emotions are filling his throat too much for the words to get through, “And I might actually manage to look my mom in the eye one day and tell her that I’m her son and have it not be a huge disappointment!”
“I’m sure you will.” Something about the situation has Miles pulling out a tone of voice he’d thought himself only capable of using with people like Sebastian, Kay, or Trucy. People it’s somehow become easy to be gentle with.
Larry chokes on a wet laugh. “Holy- you really mean it?”
“I do,” Miles confirms with complete sincerity, “I meant what I said before. And you may still not be the… sharpest of men-”
“It’s okay, you can call me an idiot.”
“I refuse. You may not be the sharpest of men, nor the most organized, however you’ve become… far steadier than you once were. You’ve been working in that clock repairs shop for approximately two years now, I believe, and Phoenix trusts you with Trucy-”
“And you talk to me at all!”
“I beg your pardon?!”
“You have really high standards, your friendship’s a big compliment!”
“…very well, if you say so.” Miles also refuses to be distracted. “My point is, you used to speak of how much you wished to become more reliable. From my perspective, I would say it is no longer talk. I would even say you’ve succeeded.”
There are several beats of silence, which Miles takes as his signal to remove his phone from his ear, turn it on speaker, and place it on the sofa next to him, just in time for-
“EDGY-!!!”
With long practice and a resigned sort of amusement (and perhaps a touch of friendly pride), Miles has another draught of his steadily cooling tea as Larry’s vast natural quantities of emotion overwhelm him and he spends the next several minutes bawling about how moved he is into his end of the phone…
Notes:
Please know that the title of Larry’s book is canon, I was in the process of coming up with an entirely different story when I found out. 8O
Wow, it’s May in Saturation and it’s May for us, too! The timelines have partially aligned, that doesn’t happen too often – everyone be extra careful crossing the street until the next chapter, okay? I’d hate for Trunk-kun to show up and isekai you into the story while the walls between our two universes are so thin, we still have two years of the Dark Age of the Law to get through! DX
Chapter 170
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
June 2024
The van Zieks Ball is a quiet affair this year, at least for Miles. After some discussion, he and Zap have decided to be politely distant from one another this year, as a means to avoid questions in regards to why she’s gone from openly hating him to being friendly to a fault. A more gradual transition will allow her to play off previous interactions as ‘childish immaturity’ and give the impression that the change in attitude is a result of growing older and wiser. Thus they simply nod to each other in passing, exchanging cool cordialities, and leave it at that.
Similarly, Adrian Andrews isn’t in attendance this year, due to the fact that she’s instead going to be helping Franziska with the von Karma Gala in August. Miles had teased his sister about the swift progress she’s made with her girlfriend, already planning galas together. Franziska had told him, in the finest, most colourful words Bavarian has to offer, to shut up. Even her annoyance with him hadn’t managed to hide her excitement at the situation, however; she’s practically sparkling with enthusiasm at how well Miss Andrews is taking to the expectations and social requirements that come with dating an aristocrat of Franziska’s standing and authority.
An unusual but fortunate truth, as many born to other status levels may fantasize about being swept away to a life of elegance and luxury, but few are realize the difficulties that can come with it. Miles certainly hadn’t. There are quite a number of enjoyable, even desirable elements to it, but they come at the cost of lack of privacy, high expectations, social pressures, and responsibilities that perhaps can be ignored but never truly escaped. It's not for nothing that his counts his blessings in regards to Franziska’s insistence at being the eldest, his own amused willingness to go along with it even at a young age, and Manfred naming Franziska his heir in spite of everything. It had been awkward enough to receive anything in the will at all, Miles has no interest in the requirements of owning or running the von Karma estate, nor all the politics and society that Franziska has to deal with as the head of their branch of the family. Even she herself finds it a little daunting at times, for all her genius, and Miles is plenty content with the level of attention, expectation, and pressure he has without having to be in charge as well.
Miss Andrews, however, seems to be taking to the concept both smoothly and with great enthusiasm, her experience in business management translating quite well to these new challenges in many ways. She’s been doing research on what being the lady of such an estate entails and how it differs from the requirements of her career, and even, Franziska had shyly mentioned, taking German lessons. It’s also fairly easy to see how such a role might potentially appeal to one like his sister’s girlfriend, providing opportunity for independence while also allowing her to support and follow the person she loves and respects most.
Her skills with a whip have also improved, and Franziska herself has recently taken up jogging due to the fact that Miss Andrews is very keen on the activity, and Franziska wants to be supportive as well as supported.
…she was never taught how to support others, as a child or a teenager, but she’s learning now. As best she can, with the help of those who love her, she’s learning. And not only how to be supportive, but how to relax, to have- not fun, exactly, she’s always had her hobbies and interests that she derives pleasure from, but… casual enjoyment, perhaps. She has been watching terrible romances with her girlfriend, solely because Miss Andrews likes them. Franziska does not see the appeal, but has yet to put a halt to it, has even begun looking forward to the activity, much to her own confusion.
(Miles had told her that love does strange things to people and she’d blushed, whacking him on the arm with her coiled whip and barely enough force to be noticeable.)
In the other branch of his family, Sebastian is going to be taking a (relatively) spontaneous holiday in July, as Klavier has sent him a ticket and backstage pass to the London performance of the Gavinners’ current European tour. The rockstar lawyer has been missing his friend from the sounds of things, and Sebastian is excited for the opportunity to hang out a little, the way they used to (as best they can).
Miles himself is glad for his son, but still not fond of the faux-German. Especially as talk of this friend reminds him of the frustrating stalemate regarding the boy’s other friend in the prosecuting profession. With still no new evidence turned up and an accused apparently content to sit and rot in prison, the UR-1 case remains a ticking clock on the horizon as Simon Blackquill waits to die for a crime he didn’t commit. And if it’s this frustrating for Miles, he can’t imagine how torturous it must be for Sebastian. Honestly, Miles himself is personally reaching the point where he’s wondering if it would be worth the raised eyebrows to hire Maya and see if ‘Metis’ has anything to say on the topic of her own death.
…except Maya’s still working her hardest to get Kurain into something resembling what she deems ‘proper working order.’ She’s made great strides when one considers that she’s only been in power for five years and is working against a great deal of resistance as often as not, but there’s still so much left to do. It could easily take the rest of her life at least, and the last thing she needs at the moment is to have her village dragged into another messy, complicated court case.
Especially when Miles himself is on the other side of both an ocean and a continent from her, with no proper way of lending support should this situation only go further south. The Los Tokyo populace barely trusts the people within the legal system at the moment, never mind young women whose mothers were publicly disgraced at trial within living memory. The issue may have been cleared up since then, but there are plenty willing to ignore such details if they’re inconvenient to their own perspective on how things went down. So, while some may say otherwise, unless something drastically changes, from Miles’s perspective that option is right out. He will not risk a person, let alone a friend, on a task with such poor odds.
Not that that’s the only thing on his mind at the moment in regards to his protégé. Shaking off his self-inflicted distraction, Miles opens a new e-mail and begins to type.
OoOoOoOoO
Sebastian,
Would you have time for a potentially lengthy, albeit informal, conversation sometime in the near future? I will have time Wednesday and also this weekend.
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Vati,
My schedule’s a little tight this week – a new case, an old case, and a lot of paperwork. Can it wait until next week?
Sebastian DeBeste, prosecutor
Sebastian,
Of course. The matter isn’t particularly urgent, merely something I would rather speak to you about in a video call rather than an e-mail or via text. What times next week are you available?
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Vati,
I’m free Wednesday or Thursday during my evening/your morning, or Saturday during my morning/your evening. What would work best for you?
Sebastian DeBeste, prosecutor
Sebastian,
I believe Saturday would be the best option for this. May I suggest 10am your time, 7pm mine?
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
Dear Vati,
Could we make it at 9am/6pm?
Sebastian DeBeste, prosecutor
Sebastian,
That sounds perfectly reasonable,
Miles Edgeworth, international prosecutor
OoOoOoOoO
M Edgeworth: The fellows they have playing Bertie and Jeeves really are quite excellent, aren’t they?
Phoenix: Absolutely! Watching the series again?
M Edgeworth: Yes – it’s been a busy month, and I’ve been too tired to read some evenings, so it seemed a good time to continue.
Phoenix: Too tired to read? You? Oof! Deepest sympathies. :(
M Edgeworth: At least I have a wonderful partner to suggest alternatives to me for when the situation arises.
Phoenix: Aw, Liebchen! <3
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: Who taught you that?!?
Phoenix: Internet.
Phoenix: You said I couldn’t call you ‘babe,’ so I looked up an alternative.
Phoenix: On a scale of 1-10, how much did I fluster you just now?
M Edgeworth: …7
Phoenix: Woo-hoo! :D
M Edgeworth: >:(
Phoenix: Stop that, you can fluster me with zero effort without even trying, let me have this!
M Edgeworth: …very well.
Phoenix: <3 <3 <3
M Edgeworth: ….
M Edgeworth: <3
Notes:
Oh no, instead of drawing apart, our universe and the universe of this fic have maintained alignment – as a result the walls between them are thinner than ever, and the chance of isekai too high to be ignored! But fear not, my dear reader, should Truck-kun come for you, know that I’m right here, ready to push you out of the- wait, that would be playing right into Truck-kun’s tires, wouldn’t it?!? Oooooh, he’s a sneaky one! Sorry, I’m just gonna have to impress the importance of traffic safety upon you once again, as well as keep an eye out myself; after all, if I get sent to another universe, who’s going to write the fic?!? O_OU
Also, ‘Liebchen’ approximately means ‘sweetheart’ in German, and is a common term of endearment (albeit not one Miles has ever had directed at him by someone he’s in love with). EDIT: Apparently, it's actually a rather old-fashioned term of endearment, and the internet lied to both myself and Phoenix! 8O Gonna leave things as-are, however, on the grounds of "If this is what I found, it's probably also what Phoenix found."
Chapter 171
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Several deep-breathing exercises Dr. Heilen’s taught him later and Miles still isn’t prepared for this conversation with Sebastian. Which is ridiculous, seeing as how he’s the one who initiated it. For goodness sake, part of why he’s doing this on Skype with a headset instead of a video call on his phone or something is so that he’s physically tethered to his laptop and will (hopefully) be less tempted to run away as a result if he has a panic attack partway through. As embarrassing as this necessity is, Miles comforts himself with the knowledge that at least he knows himself well enough at this point to prepare for potential outcomes like that-
-the Skype beeps at him in notification that Sebastian’s calling and Miles briskly shoves his panic into a mental box and metaphorically sits on it in the hopes that they can have a decent conversation before his fears chew through the box’s sides and escape.
Deep breathes.
He can do this.
He’s got therapy and the desperate need to not cause this boy any further distress on his side.
Sebastian is a controlled delight at having a chance to simply chat with Miles for a bit, so he graciously allows his son control of the conversation at first. The boy’s attended what he deems a decent performance of The Marriage of Figaro with Trucy this past week (though he hadn’t been impressed with the conductor’s control over the orchestra’s tempo in the second act). He’s managed to slip trips to several orchestral concerts into his schedule as well, which he’ll be attending alone. For, while her Tante Franziska may have successfully transplanted an interest in opera into her niece, Sebastian’s adoptive baby sister has little true interest in classical music if no actors or plot are involved. (Though, to be fair, she still has Kay beaten – the Great Thief/defense attorney in training has no interest in classical music of any sort unless it’s being used as the soundtrack for a fight scene.)
Orchestral and operatic aren’t the only types of music on Sebastian’s mind, however. Not when his friend Klavier has sent him a ticket and backstage pass to a Gavinners’ concert, for a new tour that’s just been announced. It’s scheduled for the end of July, and happens to perfectly overlap some vacation time that Sebastian had already arranged. The boy has been quietly wishing for a chance to visit his friend, and Kay has given her blessing for him to travel alone. Well, her blessing and also an upgraded version of the watch he received last Christmas, once again made possible with her and Gumshoe’s combined skill with electronics paired with Larry’s clock and watchmaking skills.
The result, which Sebastian proudly holds up to show Miles, is a decently-sized wristwatch that looks old-fashioned, but in a cheap kind of way. The sort of thing a trendy young man trying to be stylish with a vintage wristwatch might be tricked into buying, under the impression that it’s of better quality than it actually is.
Also, Gumshoe’s in an even better mood than usual lately, a fact Sebastian says the detective credits to the couples yoga he and Maggey have signed up for. Neither of them are very good at it, but it’s a relaxing, meditative experience (or so they’ve said), so that’s fine…
Overall it’s a pleasant conversation, really quite enjoyable, but Miles did arrange this call for a reason, and eventually he can’t excuse putting it off any longer. Thus, as subtly as possible, he takes a deep breath, steels his nerves, and plunges forward at the next appropriate lull.
“As it happens, I’ve been doing some research lately – a passing curiosity, really, nothing formal, but I- it’s interesting, did you know it’s- it’s perfectly legal to adopt a person, even after they’ve reached the legal age of majority? Ah, if they’re willing, that is.”
“That’s- wait, wait a moment, you keen- er, mean,” Sebastian’s face goes blank with emotion as he gestures between himself and Miles, “With- with you? And me?”
“Only if you would like to,” Miles quickly reassures, “And you needn’t answer right away, take as much time to think about it as you like!”
“Oh. I see.” Sebastian nods once, stares at the screen for a moment, then faints.
“SEBASTIAN!!!” Miles goes from nervously seated to panicked and standing without any awareness of having passed through the intermediate stages for these two states of being, mind so awash with various things he should be doing to deal with this situation that they all drown each other out. Gott sei dank for the fact that Sebastian has a housemate, as (presumably) the sound of him hitting the floor with a dull thud has Kay in the room at a speed impressive even for her.
Just as quickly she’s gone from Miles’s view as she drops down to check on her friend, but she must steal his headset in the process because a moment later she’s talking to Miles.
“Mr. Edgeworth? What’s going on, what happened?”
“He fainted,” Miles reports, switching automatically to a more professional mindset at her terse tone from years of habit, “I believe it was due to surprise or shock as opposed to a more serious medical cause, and I don’t believe he struck his head on anything but the floor.”
“Okay. Okay, good. Gimma a moment.”
The next few minutes are spent in tense silence on Miles’s end as Kay rearranges her friend, quietly complaining about his need to have reached six feet in height and praise for at least having the decency to be a lanky six feet, then some quiet ‘wake up’ sorts of comments. It feels like an eternity, though the clock on Miles’s laptop is certain that it’s only been five minutes by the time Kay makes a sound of triumph.
“Sebbie! Welcome back – don’t try to sit up too fast, you fainted, what happened? …you’re what? … Mr. Edgeworth’s going to what? Holy smokes, congratulations!!! …no, he’s more like my friend-uncle-employee, it would be weird. Not to mention unprofessional, since I’m his boss. Power balance, something something, Mr. Ray’s been helping me study for class.”
“Kay, you absolutely understand that topic better than that.”
The self-proclaimed Great Thief yeeps at Miles’s comment, then pops back into view. “Mr. Edgeworth! Sorry, I forgot I was wearing the headset for a moment, just a sec!”
The view swings and shifts as she unplugs both the headset and Sebastian’s laptop, then brings the computer down to the floor. She’s maneuvered her friend onto his back, his feet propped on the seat of his desk chair. Though still a touch pale, Sebastian turns his head to the computer with a smile and a wave.
“Apologies for the scare, Vati, I- well, the important thing is yes. To what you said earlier. I’d like that a lot.”
“…good. That’s good, I’m glad, excellent.” Miles runs a hand over his hair as tension slowly begins to leave him. “Are- are you well?”
“A touch bruised, but nothing serious!” comes the hasty reassurance, “Only, ah, you’re- you’re sure about wanting to be-? I mean, officially-?”
“I would like it very much to have the honour of you officially naming me your father,” Miles confirms, “I’ve got my side of the paperwork already filed out and can get you the forms you need within a day if you like.”
“Yeah, that would be great! I- thank-you.” There are tears beading at the corners of Sebastian’s eyes, but they aren’t at risk of falling just yet. “Thank-you for choosing me. For- for giving me a chance, even though we had such a terrible start. I don’t have the words, not even with my dictionary.”
Miles swallows, because his throat is feeling thick and he has a creeping suspicion that his eyes aren’t as dry as they had been a moment ago, either. “Thank-you for giving me the chance to help you. And to… continue helping you. You’ve grown into such a fine man, I’m proud to have had even a small hand in that.”
He would say more, except this is the point where Kay of all people lets out a loud sob and starts crying.
“I’m sorry,” she blubs, wiping frantically at her eyes with the end of her scarf, “I’m just weak against found family, okay, it’s the best trope, just ignore me-”
Sebastian startles a laugh, which gets one out of Miles as well, and then they’re all laughing, perhaps for different reasons but still sharing in the moment. It loosens something that’s been tight and worried in Miles’s chest ever since he first got this idea and began working checking the possibilities. He’s going to be a father. He is a father, but it’s going to be official. It’s… not something he ever thought he’d have or be when he was young, not something he thought he’d desire…
Well, he’d been wrong about lots of things back then. This one just turns out to have been a pleasure to be proven wrong about.
Notes:
What I’ve been up to since y’all last heard from me:
Being possessed by the The Vampire Dies in No Time fandom. Like, I wrote a few one-shots and a short multi-chapter prior to the last chapter going up, but then on the 16th of June I got handed the bill for enjoying the fandom primarily as a commentor for two years and since then have spat out thirty-three complete, sequential chapters (and another four or five non-sequential chapters) totally maybe somewhere in the realm of 50k. Don’t worry, Saturation is safe, I needed a break from writing AA for a bit to freshen my mind up again, but also ah-haha, send snacks, this is my entire life at the moment, just getting this thing written down so I can eventually edit it then start posting.
(Also, if you’re looking for a new anime to check out, TVDINT is a silly, raunchy romp that actually focuses on adults for the raunchy stuff instead of high school students, with a sense of humour that makes it easy to picture Miles and Phoenix working as lawyers in this world as well as their own. Designed for people who enjoy the idiots-to-lovers and ‘and they were roommates!’ tropes. Just- please take a look, it’s got vampires and accidentally naked men and it needs more attention from the English-speaking world!)
Chapter Text
July 2024
Miles clicks off his television set calmly, then leans back down against his sofa with equal calm, processing what he’s just seen, absently petting Pess the Second between her ears as he does so. Then, with further calm, he retrieves his cell phone from the coffee table, unsilences it, and checks his messages. Seeing that there are none, he instead sends one himself.
M Edgeworth: Miss Fey, I have now watched the latest Iron Infant: The Tempering episode. I would be interested in hearing your thoughts on the matter when you’re next available.
This sent, Miles barely has time to consider the task of getting his other arm and both legs to unlock from the position they’ve been frozen in around Pess the Second since the transformation sequence two thirds of the way through the episode before his phone is ringing. He answers with continued calm. “Miss Fey?”
“OH MY ANCESTORS, EDGEWORTH!!!”
He holds the phone away from his ear before the shrieking starts with the forethought of long practice, though the scream coming through sounds more muffled than usual (as though she’s finally mastered getting a pillow over her face to muffle the sound before starting). Returning the phone to his ear, he asks, “I take it from your response that I did indeed just see what I thought I did, as opposed to hallucinating the final third of the episode?”
“HELL YEAH YOU DID!”
“I see. A moment, please.”
Because he is older, wiser, and more experienced, it’s with the utmost ease that Miles sets his cellphone down so that he can lean forward, bury his face in Pess the Second, and unleash his own vocal excitement. Once he’s finished, he reclaims his phone. “I was under the impression that the growing pink in the Iron Infant’s transformation sequences over the past season and a half were a result of the spirit poisoning from the end of season one, causing the red of his metal path to fade, like the rest of his powers!”
“I know, you’ve said!” Maya replies with excitement, “And I genuinely thought it was because his resolve got shaken by the thought that the Evil Magistrate-”
“That theory never has and never will make sense.”
“I AM A GROWN WOMAN AND I AM ALLOWED TO HYPE FOR A POST-HUMOUS REDEMPTION ARC!!!”
“Naturally, but you’re also not going to canonically get it.”
“You have no whimsy in your soul. Anyway, we were both wrong,” Maya steamrolls on, “Because Iron Infant’s finally managed his adult transformation and he’s a wood path user like his mom!!! I’m going to scream forever!!!”
“I know!” Miles can’t help himself, he folds back around Pess the Second and begins to babble a little, “I was under the impression that the show’s increased focus on the mystical aspects of his training were because the Wysteria Mystic has been traveling with him and- ugh, it’s so obvious in hindsight, I can’t believe no one guessed!”
“That’s the thing though – they did!” his friend eagerly reveals, “I’ve seen loads of theories that the show was leading up to this, with the extra mysticism and how his moves have been taking more and more after the Pink Princess and less and less after the Steel Samurai! But, like… none of us really thought it’d happen! There’s never even been a secondary male samurai character who uses the wood path, it was written to be a really feminine style because, you know.”
“Manella is an idiot savant.”
“Right, that, and how! People thought it was more likely he’d become dual path or that it was a fake-out or something!”
“But it wasn’t!”
“It wasn’t! And his new costume’s gorgeous, they didn’t even try to make it at all macho, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cis-straight male character get to be so femme?!”
Miles opens his mouth to agree, then closes it as he runs over what she’s said in his head again before asking, “Was that… mentioned? Or a theme in the episode?”
“No, it’s something John Marsh mentioned about his character back in season one, when they wrangled it so the Sleek Archer’s character could come out as transfem the same episode her actor did?”
“Ah yes, I recall that incident. The fandom was- what’s the term, burning?”
“‘On fire,’ yeah. Anyway, the important thing is that I’m about to see so much gorgeous fan art, Edgeworth, so much, and his new colour scheme matches the Juniper Samurai’s so well, the shippers are about to be fed!!!”
“…” Miles considers this, then smirks. “You’re looking at Suekane-sensei’s art account as we speak, aren’t you?”
“No, I’m not,” Maya sniffs derisively, “Because being the leader of my people will take great strength of will and fortitude, so I’m taking this as an opportunity to practice self-restraint.”
Miles stays quiet just long enough to give the impression that he believes her, then says, “And?”
Even this slight prod has Maya’s façade of responsible adulthood instantly crumbling. “…and she never posts anything spoilery until at least two weeks after it’s aired,” she sulks in confession, “But anyway, if the Iron Infant is actually growing into a wood path user, do you think that means-?!”
They spend over an hour discussing the episode, its potential implications for the Iron Infant as a character and future story beats for the show as a whole, as well as the new light it sheds on certain scenes from the past two and a half seasons that have turned out to be extremely clever foreshadowing. They’re on their enthusiastic way down an extremely convoluted rabbit hole that Maya somehow keeps making deeper when Miles’s phone alerts him to an incoming call. A quick look at the caller ID has him excusing himself.
“I need to take this, it’s Franziska, so it’s likely important.”
“FRANZY AND ADRIAN SITTIN’ IN A TREE-!”
“You’re terrible,” he snorts, but switches to the new call rather than further attempting to pretend he finds her response anything but amusing. “[Hello] meine Schwester, [what brings this?]”
“Prosecutor Edgeworth?”
Miles blinks. “Ms. Andrews. To what do I owe the pleasure? Is the planning for the gala going smoothly?”
“I’m afraid that I’m calling in regards to business related to the gala,” the business manager replies in tones of clipped concern, “You see, it’s- well. Franziska’s doing well enough, but- she’s-”
Franziska herself interrupts at this point, faint but still audible through the phone, “Adrian, geliebte, give me the phone and let me tell him.”
A sigh and a parting pleasantry, and Miles is speaking with his sister (in English, presumably out of respect for Miss Andrews’s presence.) “Little brother.”
“Meine Schwester. What on earth is going on?”
“I’ve been shot in the leg,” she replies in tones of crisp disapproval, steamrolling ahead before he can properly process this, “The left thigh – not too deep, fortunately, a through shot. The doctor says it’s very minimal, for a bullet wound.”
“For a bullet wound,” he repeats, a touch numb yet all too aware that, when it comes to such injuries, ‘minimal’ is never truly an accurate descriptor.
“Miles Edgeworth you will stop having flashbacks to the time I was shot in the shoulder right now!”
“I’ll do as I like,” he back-sasses, even as he desperately tries to do as instructed.
“You will not,” she snaps, ignoring his right to do as he pleases with absolute effortlessness, “You’ll be an obedient little brother and do as your big sister tells you to do!”
The words are out of his mouth before he can properly think them through, “Are you sure about that? I’m afraid you might not have a leg to stand on.”
“Foolishly foolish [brat],” she rebukes his dark humour with a tone of equally dark satisfaction, “I naturally still have my right leg to stand on, and the doctor has said my left shall recover with no complications as long as proper procedures are followed! However…” she hesitates.
Dread pools once again in his stomach. “However?”
“However it is still a bullet wound,” she admits, tone quieter, “It will still take… time. To heal. And strict adherence to my doctor’s instructions if I wish it to heal properly.” (And oh, she’s grown so much, to be able to admit to her own injury and vulnerability like this, without force or teasing), “I will not be able to walk on it for more than a few steps for at least a month. And it is the end of July.”
Context snaps instantly into place. “The von Karma Gala.”
“Just so.” A note of unexpectedly gentle regret enters her voice. “I cannot do my duties as hostess properly if I cannot stand, and you are the second child of our line. As such, the duties of host must fall to you.”
He swallows hard, knowing what she’s going to say even as she says it.
“We can’t avoid it any more, little brother – you must return to the von Karma Manor.”
Notes:
Franziska once again uses the term ‘Rotzlöffel’ (direct translation: snot spoon) when calling Miles a brat.
The Juniper Samurai is an earth path follower and Iron Infant’s love interest who was introduced halfway through season one. She’s something of an inverse of the Pink Princess (who’s got powerful delinquent energy in her civilian form and is extremely femme in her transformed state), being very subdued and lady-like in her civilian form, but much more rough and tumble when transformed (her transformed appearance also makes it much more obvious that her actress lifts as a hobby in real life).
Chapter 173
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“We can’t avoid it any more, little brother – you must return to the von Karma Manor.”
Miles stares straight ahead, static between his ears and grey rising before his eyes as the reality of the situation sinks in.
“I have always hoped you would return ho- to the manor one day, but I wished for you to do so by your own choice.” Franziska hesitates, then quietly adds, “I am sorry to have taken that choice from you.”
Her words are enough of a shock to snap him from his stupor. “[Don’t you dare apologize for being shot, Franziska! Nor for the situation it has caused – don’t think so highly of yourself to assume you can arrange the universe to your liking, nor so lowly that you would arrange it in this manner if you could. Nor that you can force me to do anything I truly don’t desire to do.
“[It is not… ideal, but you cannot cancel the gala, and I will not turn my back on you if I am needed. Besides… I am still a von Karma, am I not? And we do not run from challenges.]”
“[We do not,]” she agrees, a hint of a smile returning to her voice. “[And Adrian and I will be here to help. She’s taken to the tasks I’ve entrusted her with like she was born to them, little brother, you should see her with the staff. And her German has improved very greatly, so she’s sure to be extremely helpful, possibly moreso than I myself, as I have been forbidden to overexert myself and will not risk my ability to wear high heels for something like- oh!]
“My apologies for switching languages so abruptly, Geliebte,” she says, voice fainter as she’s presumably moved the phone away from her mouth as she speaks to her girlfriend,
“I forgot myself. Miles Edgeworth will be joining us shortly to prepare for the gala, and I have been telling him of the levels of excellence you’ve displayed so far in helping me prepare. … Because you do not like being described as ‘perfect,’ so I am forced to use a different adjective for you.”
Miles deduces the direction that the conversation is heading into and decides that this would be a good time to politely take his leave of it, telling his sister to e-mail him any necessary details or information he’ll need prior to his arrival.
After that, he takes a moment to simply breathe before folding around Pess the Second, allowing himself to relax enough to start shaking.
He’s going back.
For the first time in eight years, he’ll be returning to the manor he grew up in, with its long halls, great windows, and ghosts in every corner. The house he’d… never actually intended to leave. Not for good. He’d returned once a year or so even after moving back to Los Tokyo, for the gala if nothing else. At least… he had.
Until DL-6.
After that he hadn’t been able to bear the thought of return, his world rocked to its core and afraid of what he’d find if he did. A fear he still carries, even now. Will it be the place where, for all its strangeness, he had found a sister? That he had called his home? Where he had studied with zest, skated on the pond in winter, learned the less than above-board paths of the early internet for a brief taste of his old home via Neo Olde Tokyo? Or would the good memories be overwhelmed and consumed by the bad, grey fading to black until all the good is gone and only nightmares remain?
He has been too busy to go and find out, too afraid and unready to lose more of his past to Manfred’s taint.
He’s not feeling particularly ready now.
Then again, as the tremors of panic finally begin to subside, he thinks that perhaps this is one of those things for which one is never ready. And his name is on the family tapestry, next to Franziska’s, added by hand in careful stitches. Within the space of a year Sebastian’s will be added as well. …and he would very much like to be able to show this to his son, in person as opposed to with a picture.
It is his house, as much as Franziska’s.
For eleven years, it was his home.
Perhaps he isn’t ready to return, but maybe it’s time to fight for what is his. Even if he fails. Even if it turns out to have been a terrible idea after all.
At least he can try.
And also schedule some video-call therapy sessions with Dr. Heilen for during the event and extra in-person ones for after. And text Phoenix daily for a bit. And maybe grant Maya permission to send him as many dog pictures as she desi-
Oh scheisse, Maya.
He scrabbles his phone back up and takes her call off hold. “Maya? Are you still there?”
Silence. Rustling. “Heeeey, Edgeworth, sorry, decided to get some meditating in, keep those spiritual pathways clear, clean my room, all that good stuff.”
“You have nothing to apologize for, I was the one who vanished, for which I do apolo- wait a moment,” he cuts himself off, frowning in thought, “You said you were meditating?”
“Yup!”
“And cleaning your room?”
“Yup!”
“…at the same time?”
“Well duh, how else am I supposed to clean old memories out of the corners if I’m not meditating?” she asks, as if it’s the most sensible thing in the world, “Not like I can just go at ‘em with a duster taped to a broom handle, they’re not on the physical plane! And I’ll probably light some cleansing incense when we’re done talking – before you ask, it’s different from offering incense due to the intent you have behind lighting it, and also in the blend sometimes. Don’t tell anyone I told you this, but sometimes I buy white sage to use in my room – it’s not a traditional Kurainese incense ingredient, but the smoke smells so nice, and it’s not like I’m using it in the temple or anything!”
“I assume changing that is on your to-do list of restructuring?” he asks in turn, responding to the only part of her comment he has any proper grasp of.
“Nah, the traditional blend we make here in the village is actually stupid effective – the prior generations may have messed up a lot, but they didn’t mess up everything. There’s some good bones for me to build on, it’s just a matter of finding ‘em.”
“Indeed.”
“Anyway,” it’s Maya’s turn to cut herself off, “I got distracted. How’s Agent von Karma?”
“About as well as can be expected, considering the bullet wound.”
“The WHAT?! Edgeworth, you can’t just say stuff like that, I need details, is she okay?!?”
So he explains, of course he does, but as he tells her of Franziska’s injury and its impact on both her and himself, Miles’s mind is churning from Maya’s own words. The thought of cleaning memories from corners mixing with his own recent thoughts of a once-home cobwebbed with the ghosts of past events…
…
…he’s still not sure he believes that she channels spirits. But something happens when she uses that technique of hers, and he’s experienced the effects of the magatama himself. He can still see the glow no one except himself and Phoenix (and apparently those who have used one before) ever seem to notice whenever the man takes the little amulet out. Even if she has no metaphysical effect, however, her very presence is enough that it should chase away any chance of forgetting that now is not then. And he doubts Franziska will have any objections to him inviting a friend, but he should probably mention this to her first, just to be polite…
“…so you have to leave soon?” Maya asks, forcing him to refocus fully on their conversation.
“Yes,” he confirms, “I’ll need to get my affairs at the Prosecutor’s Office in order as quickly as possible, then return to the Manor and begin, for lack of a better term, ‘cramming’ to prepare for the gala. Even beyond the… psychological difficulties, I’ve never hosted an event like this before – I shall require time to prepare.”
“Oh.” She’s quiet for a moment, then, “So, Edgeworth, I know this situation is bad, for lots of reasons, and it sucks that you have to do it, but also, I mean… could there have been worse timing?”
“How so?”
“How-?!” he can practically see her expression of distressed bafflement, “Edgeworth, you’re gonna miss SteelKon UK!!!”
…oh.
So he is.
Drat.
“…I’ll ask the Sundry Others if one of them will acquire your annual t-shirt for you.”
“That’s not-! I mean, yes, please, obviously, but the Iron Infant’s new transformation! You’re gonna miss all the hype!”
And the panel he’d agreed to co-host with Streamer. So much for proving that the Legal Samurai is a real person, drat it again! He’ll have to send Streamer an e-mail as soon as he can, so the fellow can adjust his plans. “I suppose I will. But what else can I do? I can’t leave my sister to attempt this on her own.”
“I- no, I know, of course not, it’s just- it’s not fair,” Maya sighs, a resigned sulk in her tone, “You take one week off a year, for an event you can’t reschedule, and this happens? It’s not fair.”
“Different as they are, we’re both in businesses that make life’s lack of fairness a thing we’re extremely familiar with.”
“Yeah yeah, I know, but sometimes complaining about it helps. Lets the emotions flow rather than keeping them all bottled up inside, you know?” Maya sighs again, then makes a sound signifying that she’s switching from casual friendliness to responsible basically-leader-of-her-people. “Anyway, I should let you go – you just got a lot busier.”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” he agrees, reluctantly following her responsible lead, “My apologies – I was quite enjoying our conversation prior to this.”
“Same, no worries, I get it. Oh, and Edgeworth? If you need a pick-me-up at any point my SakuraSpear and cute dog folders are at your disposal!”
“My gratitude. Please tell Pearls I may take longer than usual to read and reply to her latest scribings of the Heroes of Neo Olde Kyoto; I don’t want to concern or discourage her.”
“Will do and good luck!”
They make their partings and Miles sets down his phone and allows himself some more time to fall to pieces. He is a von Karma, he does not run from a challenge… but by god he wants to. He wants to run as far and fast as he can, change his name, book a plane to Los Tokyo and hide on Phoenix’s sofa for the rest of his life. He can clean and cook, and laundry can’t be that hard to learn, he could be a househusband, start over-
…
…nope, no, just the thought of never stepping behind the bench again is utterly repulsive, so that’s out, Gott verdammt. And Dr. Heilen’s practice is closed at this hour, so he just leaves a message about the extra sessions he’d like, then does some breathing exercises before forcing himself to stand and go make tea.
Moving about and doing something actually does help, and by the time his sugar tea is cooling, he’s in a better state of mind, his self confidence returning again along with a touch of his colour vision. The fear and trauma are still there, lingering, but the determination to fight for what is his has reared its head as well.
This in mind, he once again turns to his cellphone to call Franziska and run his interest in potentially inviting and hiring Maya by her for approval, after which he calls his friend again.
“Hello, Miss Fey, I have a business proposal for you. What would your stance be on taking an extended out-of-town job, with some paid travel and free time included…?”
Notes:
Listen. I know everyone loves the SteelKon UK arcs, but the Sundry Others are actually the characters I struggle the most with and I needed a break. Miles went to his first one in 2020 (his time), and writing a new scenario for the same event four times (so far) is a LOT of work.
Also, I've been planning the events that are coming since I first started mentioning the von Karma Gala and I'm really excited about sharing them, so. >u>
Chapter 174
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Streamer,
I regret to inform you that, due to an injury in the family, I will be unable to attend SteelKon UK this year. My apologies, it was an unexpected event; I realize that I made this commitment to you months ago, however she requires my aid with an annual event that can’t be cancelled, and I will be leaving tomorrow to begin preparing for it.
If you or one of the other Sundry Others would be willing to obtain one of this year’s convention shirts in a size large, it would be greatly appreciated, and I will naturally reimburse whoever makes the purchase for cost and shipping.
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Legal, Miles, mate, you can’t just say things like that! What happened, is your relative all right? Rotten that you can’t come but bloody Nora, of course you can’t plan for this sort of thing! Don’t worry about it, and don’t worry about the shirt, we’ll see it done. Best wishes to your relative!!!
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
Streamer,
My gratitude. And, again, apologies for leaving you short-handed at the last minute like this – I sincerely regret my inability to follow through on this, and hope you won’t be too inconvenienced.
The Legal Samurai
Dear Legal,
Nah, that Sakuga Kishi bloke’s going to be here this year, sitting in on a different panel, and we’ve been discussing a collab recently. I’ll DM and see if he’ll be willing to sit in on mine as well, and if he can’t I’ll grab Fan – having a fanfic writer behind the mike always adds an interesting layer to a discussion.
Sincerely,
Streamer Wilks
OoOoOoOoO
In a way, Miles is lucky; he had made the usual arrangements for SteelKon months ago, so there’s something of a pre-laid groundwork for him to rearrange his prosecutional duties around, and it doesn’t take too much effort to get his current caseload complete or redistributed within a few days. From there it’s a matter of packing his bags, ensuring his car has enough fuel, entering the destination on his phone’s GPS, and then, a few hours later, stepping with hidden trepidation onto the front drive of the von Karma Manor.
Mixed with said trepidation, however, is also a touch of the same wonder he’d felt upon his first viewing of it as a boy. The lower parts of the building are made of pale brown stone speckled with small, easily defended windows, graduating to half-timbered walls topped with turret-infested roofs as it rises higher and higher. He hadn’t been told at once, but partway through his first year of living here he’d learned that the Manor’s design shares many similarities to Irmelshausen Castle in its exterior, though as a structure it’s a few hundred years younger. Making it still old enough to have seen renovations during the Renaissance.
Regardless, to a boy used to Los Tokyo’s skyscrapers and smog, the structure had seemed both large and small at the same time, not even five stories tall yet unbelievably grand in the clear German air, and decadent beyond belief in the amount of land the building itself takes up, never mind the sprawling grounds surrounding it. It was birthed by another culture, another era, another world than the one he himself had been born to, and it had looked it. Even now it looks it, forbidding in its appearance and all the more enticing as a result, with the ghosts of thwarted enemies peering through the windows and secrets curling around the rafters.
…the staff are waiting in a row outside the front door to greet him once he’s gotten out of his car and retrieved his suitcases from the trunk, a common tradition to mark the return of a member of the household after an extended absence. The butler, cook, and housekeeper are all more silver than when he’d last seen them, but still recognizable for all that, the rest of the staff is a row of mostly familiar faces, dotted with a few new ones.
And, at the top of the step, by the doorway, where the lord or lady of the house might wait, stands Ms. Andrews. She’s dressed tidily professional in blue business attire, of the cut she tends to prefer, but made with far higher quality craftsmanship and materials than he’s previously seen her in. The business manager gives a nod and slight bow of just the right depth when he’s walked close enough. The staff gives their unified, “[Welcome home, sir,]” and then she speaks.
“[Mr. Edgeworth. Welcome to the von Karma Manor. It is good to see you again.]”
Her accent is passible, and her diction that of one not quite comfortable yet with her own fluency. Miles sets down his suitcases to shake her hand. “[My gratitude. To you and all of you,]” he adds, turning to include the staff in his words, “[It has been far too long.]”
And, with a shock, he realizes that he’s not just being polite – it has been too long. As he’s greeting the senior staff more personally, passing the estate chauffer his car keys, listening to Ms. Andrews explain that Franziska is currently resting, but will be awake in time to greet him before supper… yes, ghosts linger in the corners, as he had feared, the shadow of a cruel man he cannot forgive yet cannot hate… and it shakes loose, all of a sudden, that this is one of the things that makes such hate impossible.
Because Miles had loved this place, loved being here, living here, for all its rules and formality. For all that the windows on the lower floors are small, and that it can be dark in some places and drafty in others, and that extra care must be taken when residing in a structure whose contents and substance are equally antique. Such a place, so different from all he’d known before, so formal, so like something out of a story… it had made it easier to make a story of himself. Young and terrified and haunted by nightmares of gunshots and horrific laughter, it had given him something to aspire to be part of. Something to love when he could not love himself.
Miles had forgotten all that, somehow. As the world grew greyer and the fearful guilt of DL-6 heavier, and then when the hideous truth of his father’s death was wrenched into the open by that man in a painful catharsis…
He’s glad Franziska and Ms. Andrews are here.
He’s glad Maya accepted his invitation and the job offer it was couched in.
He hates how he was forced to return.
But he thinks now, perhaps, as he opens the door to his bedroom and one of the new footmen places his suitcases in the hall at a quiet word, he might have gotten off luckier than he deserves…
OoOoOoOoO
Phoenix,
I’ve arrived safely and am feeling far better than I thought I would, given the situation. The majority of my colour vision holds true, and I’ve been ambushed by a surprising number of good memories along with a few less savory ones. Also, I’ve been placed in my childhood room. I don’t know- no, actually, I think part of me thought it would have been repurposed into a guest room or something similar, not kept as it was. It wasn’t an unpleasant surprise to return to, really. As you can see from the attached photograph, it’s located in one of the Manor’s turret rooms, and has been kept in good order since I last resided here.
My love to you and Trucy.
Miles
Phoenix W: MILES, WTF? How did you even GET that picture?!?
M Edgeworth: I set my phone on autotimer, placed it on the dresser, and sat down. Why?
Phoenix W: And you sat on your bed because?!
M Edgeworth: The dresser is a better camera stand. And I like the bed; I’d close the drapes at night in the winter and it was very cozy.
Phoenix W: …fml, it’s the ‘got my badge back’ scenario all over again, this is the universe punishing me for using cheap incense for Ojichan last Bon Festival, isn’t it?! I WENT BACK WITH THE GOOD STUFF AS SOON AS I GOT MY PAYCHEQUE!!!
M Edgeworth: I’m afraid I don’t follow.
Phoenix W: That’s because your horribly attractive boyfriend didn’t just send you a picture of himself looking horribly attractive on a bed in some fantasy castle setting and spawn a whole lot of thoughts on things you’d like to do with him right now. DX
M Edgeworth: …oh.
Phoenix W: Yeah, that’s right, oh.
M Edgeworth: It’s not that good of a photo, I’m just sitting on the bed so I fit in the frame neatly.
Phoenix W: The fact that you’re just naturally this sexy both sickens and enthralls me.
M Edgeworth: I believe that’s your subjective opinion and the fact that we’re dating, not a matter of objective fact.
Phoenix W: No, pretty sure I’m right on this and you’re really just that attractive.
M Edgeworth: The fact that I’m even noticed when you’re around continues baffle me.
Phoenix W: The urge to meme at you is strong, but considering my own meme status, I’m giving you a pass on this one.
M Edgeworth: Oh? What happened?
Phoenix W: You know how I high-fived the pope without realizing it and someone got a photo?
M Edgeworth: Given the incidents surrounding it? I doubt I’m capable of forgetting.
Phoenix W: Yeah, well, it’s making the rounds again. Only this time someone made the connection between the back of my head and me and we’ve got a ‘do the butts match’ scenario going on, and also a debate about whether getting high-fived by the pope means I’ve been formally absolved of all former sins.
M Edgeworth: I beg your pardon, a what scenario??
Phoenix W: …oh right, you probably wouldn’t know that one, would you?
Phoenix W: Okay, so the basic premise is…
Notes:
Ojichan – a very informal way of saying ‘grandfather’
Fun fact: Irmelshausen Castle is a real building in Bavaria, and it’s been around since at least 800 AD. (No, I did not forget a numeral, it’s just literally That Old.) So if you want to get a rough idea of how I’m picturing this place looking in regards to architecture, just look up this castle!
Side note: I know very little about architecture, regardless of where or when it’s from, and I’ve discovered that I’m absolute pants at researching it. Therefore please view the von Karma Manor as being less about historical and architectural accuracy, and more about me finding a really cool real-world building actually located in Bavaria, pointing at it, and going, “Hey look, a starting point!” for you to build on when coming up with your own mental imagery.
Chapter 175
Notes:
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Chapter Text
The von Karma Manor is an old, old structure, meaning it was built with absolutely no regard for mobility issues. As such, rather than whatever room she now calls her own, Franziska is currently ensconced in a day room on the ground floor. It’s one that has been refitted with enough windows for decent light and close access to amenities, allowing her some range of freedom in the wheelchair she’s currently beholden to and the option to potentially go outside, rather than remain trapped on an upper floor.
There is also now a bed in the room, where there was certainly never one before. It’s new, looks to be the sort that can be disassembled if required, and is presumably of a height that makes it easier for Franziska to get in and out of with her thigh injury. She’s sitting propped up against pillows and the headboard when Miles arrives with Ms. Andrews, but her hair is down and her make-up is minimal, gaze focused on her cellphone’s screen as Miles walks over. Miss Andrews crosses the room to busy herself with paperwork at the desk beneath a large painting, allowing them a semblance of privacy.
“Meine Schwester.”
“Little brother.”
“What has your attention?”
“Charities,” she replies, tone clipped, “I am considering adding some to my usual set – my current situation is intolerable, and the concept that some people must deal with it on a permanent basis without full access to modern advancements and technologies is the height of foolishness.”
“Quite.” One of the benefits (and responsibilities) of wealth – doing proper research on a subject to find the correct target, then throwing money at said target so they can solve the problem irking you. Or, well. Not solve it, neither of them are that rich, but definitely ensure some solid funds are going towards fixing the issues in question. “Have you found any to your liking yet?”
“No, I was unable to do proper research until recently – painkillers.”
“Ah yes.” He’s never been on truly powerful ones himself, but Miles has learned more than enough about them (not to mention seen their effects) due to his job… Not to mention his own experience with… altered states of being via Gumshoe and Maggey’s wedding. “Your leg?”
“Healing cleanly – no sign of infection, minimal amounts of scarring likely compared to my shoulder.”
“Such a Glückspilz.” And such a blessing that so many of his loved ones are such lucky people. A little nonverbal communication and he sits himself next to her at the head of her bed, on the right side, opposite er injury. “I’m glad that it’s doing well.” She already has to deal with her right shoulder paining her when the barometric pressure shifts or she travels by airplane, and her range of motion is not quite what it was on that side prior to the injury. Likely as it may be, he still hopes this latest injury comes with no similar repercussions, or at least the bare minimum of them.
“As you should be,” Franziska sniffs, haughty even in her beautifully ruffled nightgown, all high collar and lace, “Think of all the shirked responsibilities to the von Karma name you would have to take on if I were not.” But she leans to rest her head on his shoulder, exactly as she never did as a child.
“Then perhaps I’m the luckier sibling, to have such an indulgent older sister who handles such things for me.”
“You most certainly are,” she returns, neither of them acknowledging how she’s currently leaning on him for support, how she’s begun to shake a bit, how the fear this injury has no doubt evoked in her clouds around them like mist, unspoken, intangible, but acknowledged, confessed to, with no trickery or teasing necessary for once.
She’s grown so much in the past years, possibly even more than he has, and he’s so proud of her for it. Without thought he wraps an arm around her shoulders, drawing her carefully closer and offering better support at the same time, and she allows it.
‘Allow’ and ‘acknowledge’ are two different words, however, and mutually exclusive in this instance. “You have begun studying the guest list?”
“The ones I’m not already familiar with, yes, and the photographs,” he confirms dutifully, “Also the spread for the buffet table, the drinks list, the musicians and their music selection, the opening and closing speeches, and the schedule, including the brief period you intend to make an appearance for.”
“Good. Lady and Mr. Holmes will be bringing their child, whose name is?”
“They’re bringing their children, Lowell, Angelica, Quincy, Lorrimer, and Trevor.”
“The Stanebridges will be in attendance, have you continued to make amends for whatever you did to rile their daughter?”
“Yes, but it’s unimportant as she never attends the Gala,” because it takes place so soon after Steel Kon UK and so close to the start of term.
“Very good.” It’s a testament to how tired she must be that she ends the interrogation after only two questions, “Herr Bossmensch, Frau Haushälterin, and Frau Köchin have been made aware that Maya Fey will be arriving the day after tomorrow, the driver has been informed of when and where she will need to be collected from, and she will be staying in the second southern turret, so you will be able to keep a better eye on her.”
“Sensible,” he replies. Then, more quietly, “So far I am more at ease here than I had dared hope I would be. However… thank-you. For allowing me to hire and bring her here.”
Franziska sniff derisively. “I agreed to a sensible suggestion, nothing more. We are not all of us such skeptics, Miles Edgeworth,” she adds at the surprised noise he makes.
“You’ve never mentioned.”
“You’ve always made your opinions on the subject quiet clear,” she replies, tone deceptively off-hand, “With all the other things we had to discuss and debate, it would have been most foolish to broach a subject matter in which it was obvious that you would not budge.”
“And you are not a fool.”
“Certainly not! Though I take it from this suggestion of yours that your beliefs have since,” she pauses, considering, before she settles on, “Shifted?”
“In a way,” he admits, rubbing her arm in reassurance with the hand wrapped around her shoulder, “For me, atheism seems to have been less about my true beliefs and more of a defense mechanism. And, while I am no longer accurately described by the term, I have yet to find a new one that feels a proper fit.”
“As long as your current views bring you comfort, then I have no interest in your lack of terminology.”
Her tone is grand and self-assured, and Miles decides not to poke holes in her façade by asking if she’d gotten it from her therapist or one of the self-help books that he sees mingled with novels and work papers on the table that has been placed by her bed.
“Unless you join a cult,” she adds, interrupting his admirable decision to not be a little brother about things, “If you join a cult, I will not respect your choices, beliefs, or autonomy in the least and have you forcibly extracted and placed in some sort of place that former cult victims recuperate in.”
“Excellent, I’ll keep that in mind next time I need a swift extraction from an unpleasant situation.”
“What?!”
“How fast should I expect you act on such news?” Miles asks with feigned seriousness, “So I can properly time-”
“You are a terrible, foolish, disrespectful younger brother!” Franziska snaps, whacking his thigh with one hand, but also adding, “And I would have you removed within the hour, because I am a better sibling than you deserve and I wouldn’t risk you like that!”
“The better sibling indeed,” Miles agrees. “And your English has gotten stronger. Would it be correct to assume your Miss Andrews has a role in this?”
Franziska blushes but, instead of lashing out further from embarrassment, nods. “Routine casual conversation in both English and Deutsch has been to our mutual benefits. Maya Fey will be arriving as scheduled the day after tomorrow, correct?”
“Correct,” Miles says, allowing her to shift the topic of conversation.
“Very good,” she nods again, “Then go… make yourself acquainted with the house and grounds again before supper, and we will begin preparing you to host the Gala tomorrow. Now go away, I’m tired.”
“As you wish.” He hesitates, then- it’s not so much a kiss as a light brush of his cheek against her hair, but she leans into his side a little harder at the gesture, and he gives her a light squeeze before letting go and removing himself from her bed, careful not to jostle her or her injured leg in the process.
Miss Andrews vanishes from her paperwork at the desk to reappear at Franziska’s side so smoothly that she seems to not have bothered with traversing the actual space between the two locations, gently helping her girlfriend rearrange herself and settle down. “I have more letters to go through still – would you like me to stay or prefer some privacy?”
“Stay,” Franziska instructs then, half a beat later than is generally considered typical, “Please. Your presence is soothing.”
Miles takes this as his cue to leave them to their business, and slips unnoticed out of the room.
Notes:
And with that, I’m taking a break – December’s always a busy month for me and my family, and it’s just been one thing after another irl lately, so this is going to be my last chapter (for this fic) of the year. Hope you all have a wonderful holiday season (or a wonderful November and December for any of you who don’t celebrate any holidays in these months), and I’ll see you in January!
Chapter 176
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Miles spends the rest of the day and evening wandering rooms and hallways that are as clean from dust as ever, yet cobwebbed with memories of the latter half of his childhood and his teenaged years, forcing him to walk carefully so as not to get them caught in his hair…
Here is the hall lined with paintings of Franziska’s ancestors (and his as well, in an adoptive sense), frequented with intelligently narrow eyes and the blued silver hair that does not quite match his own family’s steely locks. There is the room that had been gifted to Miles as a study when he turned fourteen and began university courses, where he’d studied and feared and (ever so rarely) dreamed of samurais doing battle in Neo Tokyo. That’s the stairway where Franziska had tripped and snapped her first riding crop clean in half while catching herself, a short distance from the dining room where Manfred had sat Miles down and given him that harsh lesson on the risks of intoxication (a useful event long-term, but his stomach still churns at the sight of the place where it had happened; an eternal reason that, while he cannot hate, he also cannot forgive).
Then comes the ballroom, a later addition built long after the manor’s initial use as a place of military defense, larger and airier than any other room in the building, the ceiling high and vaulted, the windows massive and magnificent. It is already well into the process of being properly prepared for the coming gala, and Miles lingers in its doorway for a time, watching the moonlight play on floors polished alike by diligent servants and dancing feet over centuries of use. He remembers the first gathering he’d attended in this house, in this room, still clad in childhood’s short trousers and German unsteady on his novice tongue, scared half out of his mind, but the other half utterly swept away and enchanted by this scene so like the princess movies Larry pretended to hate when anyone other than Miles and Phoenix were around.
A short break from his wanderings to stop by the kitchens, where Frau Köchin’s culinary skills remain as impressive as ever, certainly leaving his own gently improving abilities in the dust. Out of courtesy, he offers her a warning in regards to Maya’s voracious appetite. She gives him an indulgent nod, and Miles politely pretends he doesn’t understand when one of the maids comments about ‘men always being shocked by a woman with a healthy appetite’ in Bavarian to one of her colleagues in quiet tones. Apparently his fluency in both this region’s languages isn’t common knowledge amongst the newer members of staff; how interesting (and potentially entertaining). And in any case, they’ll learn the truth of his warning once Maya actually arrives.
After his meal, he ends his tour of the evening with the library – not intentionally, but because somehow that’s always been how it happens. Old books, bound with leather and thick with knowledge and history, newer books bound in tackboard and canvas, the newest additions covered in cardboard and paper, a long, wriggly, opinionated flow of knowledge and history as descendants continued what ancestors had begun. When he’d first set foot in this room, there had been precious few tomes within written in a language he could understand, but as an adult he can now take down almost any volume he likes and browse it with ease.
(The thought of bringing Phoenix here to translate the tomes written in Latin drifts through his mind like a sky-blue scarf on a warm breeze, and he tucks it away for leisurely examination later).
And, of course, at the center of it all is the tapestry. Long and branching, centuries old in its content but newer in its materials as the von Karma line has continued and continued and the piece has had to be remade larger, longer, in order to hold all the names, with the newer ones embroidered in careful stitches and the older ones woven into the fabric itself. The oldest version of this tapestry hangs in the nearby town museum, but Miles recalls a rare afternoon when Manfred had been abroad and he and Franziska had been in unison enough to dare hunt down some of the others from amongst the trunks of carefully preserved history in the manor storage rooms, drawn together beyond their rivalry by curiosity, and by the weight of history surrounding them. A rare and now treasured memory of shared peace during their younger years.
In the present it takes only a moment to locate his own name on the tapestry, Franziska’s next to it, the line shape denoting his addition to the family by adoption rather than by birth, with room around and beneath both their names for potential spouses and descendants of their own. Family Manfred never expected Miles to have, but which he’s managed to find anyway, and which the old prosecutor likely never much cared if Franziska acquired, but which she too is achieving, in her own time, in her own way.
Runing a light finger along that blank space, mindful of the oils on his hands and their effect on fabric but unable to withhold touch in its entirety, he takes a moment to gaze at the hand-stitched names, and to visualize more joining them. Miss Andrews’s connecting to Franziska’s by marriage, a guilty little daydream about his own potential nuptials and the further lines of marriage and adoption from the husband and child these would bring, the line of adoption that will soon connect Sebastian’s name to his own…
Miles sleeps well that night, in spite of his concerns when he had begun his journey earlier in the day, and only in part because he does so while curled around his secret weapon (also known as Pess the Second). And, for the first time ever in this place, he encounters nothing during his rest but the typical nonsense of dreams, devoid of nightmares, trauma, or gunshots of any sort. It’s the most unexpected of reliefs to wake from, a catharsis he hadn’t sought or expected, but is grateful for all the same, enough that it eases even the absolute bootcamp of preparation that Franziska and Miss Andrews have organized for him the instant breakfast is finished, with plenty more scheduled for the two short weeks they have until the Gala.
Rigorous as this the regime is, however, it is still interrupted partway through the next day when the estate’s car and driver head off to the airport in the morning, returning just in time for lunch. And, to his credit, the driver shows not a whit of emotion, let alone judgement, when he opens the car’s back door to release its passenger. It’s certainly more than Miles would likely have been able to manage in his place.
The typical clothing of an adult, Kurainese priestess is evident, but it’s been horribly supplemented by a large, floppy hat with a garish ribbon, somewhat oversized aviator sunglasses, and a Japanafornian-style haori patterned with extremely bright Steel Samurai artwork that clash fiercely with the rest of the outfit. A level of tourist-chic that Hollywood costumers might dream of, but would never dare create, for fear of giving too much insult to their own audience.
Caring not a whit for any of this (in fact, likely relishing in such a rare chance to be so perfectly chaotic away from the necessities of leadership and its ofttimes dull dignity), Miles’s friend spots him by the front door, puts her hands on her hips, and grins hugely.
“I am Maya Fey, first of my name, heir of the Kurain Channeling Technique, leader of my people apparent,” she announces, “And I am here to clear!”
Notes:
Hi all, welcome back! My own psychic powers were proven sound in regards to taking this posting break, as not only has real life been phenomenally busy since last we saw each other, but everyone in my immediate family got covid for Christmas (quite literally). Thank heavens for my sister’s fiancé being here to be the protagonist of our plague outbreak and also seemingly immune, it was a genuinely fantastic moral booster. Everyone’s healthy again now, but extremely glad I wasn’t trying to do all that and keep up with updates at the same time!
On Maya's "Here to clear" line, 'clearing' is a term often used in New Age/energy worker groups in regards to what she's come to do at the Manor, because you're basically clearing out negative energy/ghosts/what-have-you. Because I just realized that I have no idea how comprehensible that line is to people who aren't me, but heck if I'm giving up that rhyme. >u>
(Also, woo, broke the 300k word count, let's gooooooooo!)
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“You do realize that you’re technically here to work, correct?” Miles asks, casting yet another eye over Maya’s aggressively tourist-chic outfit as they walk to her room, her single suitcase in his hand while she herself carries a backpack, of the plain but durable sort, that she’d presumably bought for the trip. Technically he should be allowing a member of the household staff to perform both of these duties and then, once she’s settled into her room, bring the medium to wherever he’s studying with Franziska or Ms. Andrews at the time but, well. He’d like to chat a bit before she officially begins her job.
Besides… childish as it may sound, this is the first time he’s ever had a friend over to the Manor. Or even a casual visitor, really. Perhaps it’s a touch foolish of him, but something about Maya’s current presence brings up old, old memories of being nine and having sleepovers, of having two best friends to have sleepovers with, and he can’t help but indulge himself a little.
Maya, meanwhile, lowers her sunglasses so she can visibly roll her eyes over them at his question. “Like I could forget I’m on the job, Holy Mother, it’s like walking through smog in here, how long has this place had von Karmas in it anyway?!”
“The Manor’s oldest parts were built in approximately 1100 AD.”
This gets him another eyeroll over the aviators. “One, this isn’t a manor, it’s a ding-donged castle. And two, I didn’t ask when it was built, I asked how long it’s had von Karmas in it.”
Miles sees her eyeroll and raises her a disparaging eyebrow. “One, it’s referred to as a manor in English due to a combination of certain aspects of its architecture and a translation error early enough in its history for the description to be traditional at this point. And two, the whole time.”
This stops Maya dead in her tracks and gets her to remove her sunglasses entirely. “You’re telling me that this place is nine hundred years old and it hasn’t been spiritually cleansed once in that entire time?!?”
“I’m sure I have no idea,” Miles replies, part amused and part concerned, “Will that be an issue for you?”
“What?” she glances at him briefly, eyes darting around, a touch wild with her newly-gained knowledge before she returns her sunglasses to her nose, “No, it shouldn’t be, I’m the future Master of the Kurain Channeling Technique and a gifted medium, cleansing one giant, spiritually filthy castle all on my own should be fine, I’ll be fine, I packed extra incense, it’ll be fine, say you wouldn’t have anything to eat around here, would you?”
Miles gives her a Look but doesn’t comment on her (poor) attempt to hide her panicking. “I assumed that you’d be hungry after your journey, so I arranged for a plate of Krapfen to be waiting in your room.”
“A plate of what?!”
He decides to be terrible and take amusement at her look of extremely concerned confusion instead of clarifying. “You’ll see.”
“…you’re lucky that you’re my employer as well as my friend, otherwise you’d be getting a punch in the arm for that,” she grumbles darkly, her own arms folded in a decided sulk for several steps before her knapsack forces her to straighten her posture, which apparently moves her to add, “A light punch.”
“I’ll count my blessings.” Rolling his eyes, he switches subjects. “Are you sure you’ve packed enough? A single suitcase and a knapsack hardly seem sufficient for two weeks.”
With a look that clearly tells him she sees what he’s doing but has decided to graciously allow it, Maya replies, “I’m an easy keeper, and my clothes fold up really flat. Plus I assumed you’d have a washing machine around here somewhere, so I only brought enough clothes for one week.”
“A logical action.”
“Wasn’t it just?” she preens at the praise, in spite of her lingering annoyance, “Anyway, the bulk of it’s spiritual cleansing tools and a good pair of walking shoes for when I go into town.”
Miles actually halts at that. “That’s all you brought other than your normal clothes?”
“I mean, is there anything else I’d actually need?”
“Well I’d rather assumed you’d bring a dress of some sort for the gala.” Miles starts walking again, a touch of speed in his step in an attempt to catch up, “Unless you planned to wear your Master-to-be robes?”
It turns out the extra speed was unnecessary, as now it’s Maya’s turn to halt, sunglasses falling down her nose with the abruptness of it and revealing her surprise. “Wait, I’m invited to that?”
His brows furrow with confusion. “Of course. Did you not realize?”
“Why would I?! You hired me to cleanse a manor!”
“It would be unseemly to bring you here during such an event and force you to sit outside the door all evening,” he replies, then dares to step closer and gently nudge her ribs with an elbow, as he’s observed other people do with their friends occasionally when being playful, “Besides, it’s not as though that man’s here to be my guest, so I suppose you’ll have to do.”
“I-! Thanks, but-” Maya runs a hand over her face, removing her sunglasses entirely, “Spirits bless it, Edgeworth, I didn’t pack anything nice enough for some fancy event like this!”
“Well fortunately there’s still time to change that. I’m sure Franziska or Miss Andrews know where to find you something appropriate, and don’t even think of worrying about the cost,” he adds before she can finish opening her mouth again, “It’s my fault you arrived unprepared, so naturally it falls to me to correct the situation as well.”
“…well, I mean. If you insist…”
“And I do,” he says, hiding an amused smirk as panic visibly gives way to excitement at his words.
“Well in that case I guess it’s my duty as Master-of-the-Kurain-Channeling-Technique-Apparent to humbly accept your invitation,” Maya replies, a distinct bounce entering her step that she makes absolutely no attempt to hide, “Just to keep social politics between us smooth, of course.”
“Of course,” he agrees, too smoothly to be anything but making fun of her.
The mystic ignores his mockery in favour of focusing on the far more important matter of the fact that she’s going to be getting a ballgown out of all this and what colour it should be. Yellow? She likes yellow, it would match her magatama, or maybe Kurainese colours, since she’s a representative of her people while she’s here? Oh, what about red? Or pink? What about Pink Princess pink-?!?
Miles listens with fond amusement. There’s more he could add, but for the moment he’s content to watch and listen as she chatters with excitement while also gleefully taking in her surroundings, from the rugs to the furniture within the rooms they pass to the paintings to the walls themselves, drifting over to run her hand against one as they reach the hallway leading to her room.
“It’s a different type of stone than we have in Kurain,” she says, flushing a little when she notices him looking, “I hadn’t really thought about that, about how unfamiliar everything would feel. I’m probably gonna need to spend tomorrow meditating, just to get a sense for everything.”
“Very well.”
“You’re not gonna ask why it’s necessary?”
“There isn’t much point,” he replies frankly, “This is as much a placebo to my mind as anything else, and an explanation won’t change that at this point.”
“Huh. Guess I can understand that,” she hums, then adds, “I do think it’s pretty cool that you’re having me here to do this at all whether you believe it or not, really. You and Nick can be pretty stubborn guys, I spent a lot of that first case we met wishing you’d unbend a little.”
He snorts. “And did you wish for a pony as well?”
“Hey!”
He turns to look back to where she’s halted forward momentum in order to be properly indignant at him. “Are you offended on your behalf or mine?”
“You-! I-! Both! Because I’m flexible like that! Way more than you or Nick!”
“As you say.”
“I am!” she storms back up to his side, “I bet you can’t even do lotus position!”
“Most likely, given that I don’t even know what that is,” he replies with only partially hidden cheer.
Maya glares at him. “Why are we friends again?”
“I give you free advice and arranged for my convention friends to acquire a copy of this year’s SteelKon UK t-shirt for you, since I won’t be there to get it myself.”
“You’re such a pain, how are you such a good friend and such a pain at the same time?” she groans, flapping her arms with displeasure.
“Years of practice.”
They finally arrive at the door of the room that will be hers for the duration of her stay before she has time to think up a suitable response, so instead she just huffs and flounces past him when he opens the door for her with a slight bow.
Almost as soon as she’s in, she’s out in the hallway again with a completely inverted mood. “Edgeworth, is that an actual four-poster bed in there? With real drapes?!”
“Naturally, this is the sort of climate they were invented for.”
“Oh my gosh.” She darts back in, but is out again just as quickly. “The room’s part round, am I in a tower?!”
“A turret. If you look up you can tell from the shape of the ceiling.”
“Oh my gosh. Permission to take a million selfies in here?!”
“Granted.” He follows her in this time to set her bag by the wardrobe as Maya flutters around the room in excitement, exclaiming over the décor, the furniture, the view from the windows, and finally spotting the plate that’s been left on the vanity for her by one of the kitchen staff.
“Wait, are those those crapven things you mentioned earlier?”
“Krapfen. And yes, they are.”
“Holy spirits, Edgeworth, I can’t believe you got me so worked up over jelly donuts!”
“I’ve been told by a very reliable source that, if one hires a medium, one should plan to feed them well.” He replies with false demureness.
“You got that right,” she grins and reaches for one, only to pause and look around the room again, this time with concern. “Is it actually okay for me to eat in here?”
“Just this once – drinks are allowed, but otherwise it’s strongly encouraged you stick to the designated dining areas and day rooms when eating; it makes things easier for the staff and helps reduce the chance of vermin.”
“Well okay then!” with no further encouragement needed, the medium grabs the top krapfen, salutes him with both it and a huge smile, then takes a bite.
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Well okay then!” with no further encouragement needed, the medium grabs the top krapfen, salutes him with both it and a huge smile, then takes a bite. Her face goes blank as she chews and swallows, and Miles smirks.
“Rather better than you expected of a simple ‘jelly donut’?”
Maya ignores him in favour of shoving the entire rest of the donut in her mouth.
“MISS FEY-!” Miles springs forward to make sure she doesn’t choke herself (after everything she’s survived he refuses to let the medium die under his sister’s roof, especially for such a stupid reason).
“MMGLF!!!” The little ingrate has the gall to try and halt his rescue attempt, going so far as to put a foot on his chest in order to lean back out of his longer reach, bracing against the vanity and chewing furiously as she does so.
Frustratingly, his struggles fail to dislodge her (blast all that Kurainese physical training), “Gott verdammt, you’re going to choke!”
She somehow rearranges the food in her mouth without showing it to him, swallows a bit, then manages to get out, “I’mb hahving a religsh experience, stawp! ‘s bad luck!”
“Not if it means allowing you to potentially asphyxiate right in front of me, luck be damned!”
This doesn’t get her to lower her foot, but the expression around her bulging cheeks changes and she starts chewing more slowly and purposefully than her prior mad inhalation. It’s enough for Miles to step back himself and stand up straight, allowing her to put her foot back down, before he goes about tidying his hair and trying to brush away the faint sandal print that Maya’s left on his waistcoat (the jabot he simply switches out for his spare, with plans to drop the now intolerably crumpled one off in his room before going back to study with Franziska).
“Sorry for scaring you,” Maya says after her final swallow, “I’ll slow down for the rest of them.”
“…thank-you.”
“You’re welcome.” So saying, Maya grabs another krapfen, “I can’t get over how good these are, though! I’m not a huge fan usually because the jelly always tastes kinda weird, but these are amazing!”
“They’re a German creation, naturally we’re the best at making them,” Miles replies, mollified and a bit smug, “Frau Köchin made them fresh today at my request. And the filling is proper raspberry jam, not that synthetic slop they try and foist off on you in the States.”
“Snob,” she rolls her eyes at him, already almost done with her second in spite of her more careful consumption this time, “You do know how to treat a girl right, though – maybe I’ll try and steal you from Nick for my strategic harem after all.”
“I am gay, you know.”
“A fact that has been historically irrelevant in the face of strategic marriages of all sorts.” Maya waves a dismissive hand, finishing her current krapfen and starting a third while standing up, “Anyway, much as I’d like to stay and demolish the whole plate right now, I am here for work, like you said, so I should probably at least check in with Franziska before I do. But also permission to take a million selfies while I’m here?”
“Granted. And, historical precedent or no, I’m still going to have to turn down the place in your strategic harem.”
“Fiiiiiiiine, but only because I respect you as a person and no means no.” Maya removes her sunglasses to roll her eyes dramatically at him, then places them on the vanity next to her plate of pastries, gathering her huge sunhat from where it fell on the floor during their tussle and putting it on the bed along with her Steel Samurai haori. A quick once-over in the mirror to ensure her hair is tidy and her robes are straight, and quite suddenly Miles is standing next to the master-apparent of the Kurain Channeling Technique, leader of her people in almost every way that matters. She must catch his surprised expression, because she grins at him in the reflection. “I clean up nice, don’t I? Or at least quick.”
“Both would seem accurate.” He returns to the doorway and gestures to it with a slight bow. “Shall we?”
“Sure!” Maya takes a single game step forward, then turns with a look of longing back to the plate on her vanity. “…one more donut first?”
“Very well,” Miles easily agrees to her beseeching look. She doesn’t take time to thank him, using it instead to fall upon and devour another krapfen in an impressive combination of speed, reverence, and safety.
“Ugh, these are so good! Gonna be honest with you, on the way up I was starting to worry about getting enough calories to properly cleanse this place but if everything around here is this rich and tasty then that is not going to be a problem!” she licks powdered sugar and a lingering smear of jam from her fingers, then wipes them clean on the ankle of one of her socks. “You saw nothing.”
“Oh how I wish.”
“Snob. Anyway, changing subjects,” she quickly falls into step with him as he begins to escort her to Franziska’s current room, “What do you think about Nick’s latest experiments? Personally, I think he’s just getting better and better, but he doesn’t believe me. What about you?”
“Experiments?” Miles asks, puzzled, “I wasn’t aware that man had scientific inclinations? Unless you mean in regards to his plans for clearing his name, in which case you should be well aware why I’m not privy to those.”
“What-? Oh! No, I mean on the piano,” Maya replies after her own moment of confusion, “He’s been messing around with some new techniques lately, and I think they’re working for him.”
“Ah. I was unaware.”
“Really? Huh, weird. When was the last time he played for you?”
“He hasn’t.”
“Recently?”
“Ever.”
For some reason this stops Maya dead in her tracks. “What, ever ever?”
“Never.” Miles confirms, “He’s said he’ll let me hear it when he’s perfected that ‘mandatory one song’ his boss at the Borscht required of him, but the twit apparently chose something both long and complex, so I have yet to hear a single note from him.”
“Seriously?” the medium looks downright offended (possibly even on Miles’s behalf) now, “I mean- I get why he wouldn’t have wanted to play for you at first, he was total garbage, and that was after we got rid of the ghosts and uncursed his piano, and yeah the one song needs work, but he’s been playing the piano for four years now! He knows where all the keys are, his hands are in good shape, and he’s got enough of an ear for it that he can mostly get away with just noodling around on the keys when he’s playing. And he’s good at it when he does that!”
“Are you quite sure? This is Wright we’re speaking of.” It feels a touch disloyal to say so, especially given his own inadequate natural manual dexterity. But, at the same time, he’s been giving his honest opinion of Phoenix for years, and he’s not going to stop now just because he’s done something as trivial as started dating the man.
“Definitely, I’ve heard him! Well, I mean, he’s sort of good. It’s like…” Maya pauses her words but not her feet as they descend the stairs, continuing her train of thought just before they reach the first floor, “It’s like, if he’s playing sheet music, it’s no good, until he’s got it memorized he gets all tangled up; it’s a big part of why the one song’s taking so long. But if he feels like he’s just messing around, making it up as he goes, he forgets that he can’t play well and it starts getting really good.”
Miles raises an eyebrow. “Are you trying to tell me that he bluffs himself into playing the piano well?”
Maya just shrugs. “Would you honestly put it past him?”
“…no,” he admits with a sigh equal parts fond and exasperated, “That sounds exactly like something he’d do, drat it.”
“Would do and has done. Get him to play for you sometime, it’s nice.”
“I’ll consider it.” And, now that his curiosity’s been piqued, possibly enlist Trucy’s aid in this endeavour if her father proves recalcitrant…
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“Maya Fey,” Franziska greets them when they finally reach the day room where Miles’s studies have been taking place. Miss Andrews nods a welcome from her own place at one of the room’s desks. The eldest von Karma sibling has been artfully propped up on the settee in a way that makes it less noticeable that she requires said propping if she wishes to remain upright for any reasonable period of time. “I trust that your journey went smoothly and that Frau Köchin’s baking met your satisfaction.”
“Prosecutor von Karma-”
“It’s ‘agent’ now.”
“Agent von Karma,” Maya corrects seamlessly, “My trip went fine and I think those donuts made me see the face of Mystic Ami – in a good way!”
This gets the slightest of smiles in response. “They have been known to have that effect, yes.”
Maya blinks, seems to process the fact that Franziska just made a joke, and visibly decides not to question it, instead going with a polite bow. “Thank-you for hiring me, but now that I’m here I have some questions I need to ask you before I start working.”
And, just like that, the playfulness of her and Miles’s earlier conversation is gone and she is every inch the leader of Kurain, both in posture and voice, and Franziska raises her brows at the shift. “I was under the impression my little brother had arranged such things?”
“As much as he could, but there are some things I need to talk to you about specifically, since it’s your ancestral home by blood as well as family. Also I needed to be here to get an accurate sense of what needed to be done for a proper cleaning.”
“And now that you are here?” Franziska asks, amused but subtle enough about it that it’s unlikely Maya can tell.
“It was a good idea to hire me,” Maya replies, matter-of-fact as if she were discussing laundry or groceries, “There aren’t any overt curses or malignant hauntings, but it’s spiritually murky enough that there was a definite risk of attracting one or both if things had kept up much longer. Completely on my own I’ll probably be able to make at least decent headway during the length of time I’ll be here for, more if I can use all my tools and get a local minister to help.”
This last bit surprises both the siblings von Karma, though Franziska is the one who actually speaks up. “A minister?”
“Yup. Assuming that’s the type of religious leader you tend to have around here. Most spirits tend to be cool with members of any religious denomination helping them, as long as said denomination is respectful and pure-intentioned, but you bump into some that prefer someone local; not to mention that some stuff just flat-out needs it. And according to the research I was able to do, this area’s been primarily Christian for the past few hundred years, so a minister would probably be the best bet, at least to start with. Someone who knows a decent amount about older local customs and traditions would be extremely helpful as well, if they’re available. Also, what’s the von Karma Manor policy on incense and candles?”
“…I’ll see what can be done in regards to the local religious authorities,” Franziska acquiesces, more than a touch visibly shellshocked at Maya’s direct manner when paired with such an esoteric subject, “And no wax or ash on the floors or carpets, no burning things in the library or near the old art, and inquire with the head housekeeper in regards to any incenses you wish to use.”
“Okay.” Maya pulls out her phone and taps some quick notes before returning her attention to Franziska once more, “Do you want to talk to any of the spirits in the house if they want to talk to you?”
“Was?!”
“Spirits,” Maya replies, calm and professional, “A family home this old and in this spiritual state? You’ve definitely got some ancestors hanging around, and likely some assorted others as well. If any of them want to talk to you before moving on, do you want to talk to them?”
Franziska is silent for several minutes. “Can you discern wicked spirits from kindly ones?”
“Oh yeah, easy.”
A nod as this information is analyzed. “I believe, then, that I would be favourable to speaking to any kindly ones. You may banish any wicked spirits you encounter immediately. And… if Papa is here… you may banish him as well. I have nothing I wish to say to him, nor any interest in what he might have to say to me.”
“Noted,” Maya replies in the same professional tone as before, adding to the notes on her phone.
Miles, meanwhile, has moved to Franziska’s side to rest a hand on her shoulder. Miss Andrews has already come to kneel by his sister’s other side to hold her hand, presumably as aware as Miles is of the lie Franziska has just told. Because he knows for a fact that there are many things she wishes to say to her father, wishes to ask him, answers she longs to demand of him… but also that she is well aware that he won’t give her, for numerous reasons. She wants to ask, wants to see the parent she feared yet adored just once more, but is painfully aware of how unlikely it is that such an encounter will give her the closure she longs for.
(She visited Manfred once while he was incarcerated.)
(That is all Miles has ever learned of that trip.)
Unexpectedly, once she is finished typing, Maya herself moves to crouch by Franziska’s feet, closer but still giving his sister space, and putting Franziska is a position of looking down at her instead of up. “I think you’re making a good choice on this one,” she says, firm but not unkind, “Regardless of anything else, channeled spirits are very similar to the people they were in life. A lot of people come to Kurain hoping that death will have changed someone’s perspective; almost all of them leave unhappy with the answers they get.”
“Regardless of anything else?” prosecutor or Interpol agent, hale or harmed, Franziska is sharp as a tack, if not sharper, and she’s good at spotting implications that could lead to key details.
Maya gives her an apologetic smiles. “Sorry, can’t tell you more; the living and the dead are mostly separated for a reason.” Her grin goes rueful. “Sometimes it makes being a medium feel like it’s more about keeping secrets than it is working with spirits. And don’t give me that look,” she adds at Franziska’s unimpressed eyebrows, “Most of it’s just regular stuff or basic professionalism. When I’m finished here, I’ll be keeping your secrets, too. And anyone else’s who wants to have a chat with any potential spirits.” She glances at Miles and Miss Andrews. “Any takers?”
“Ah.” Miss Andrews blinks. “No one I’m close to has passed away recently, and I doubt anyone in this house is interested in talking to me. But I’ll be happy to sit with you for any conversations you have, ‘Ziska.” She gets a hand squeeze for her consideration.
“I have no interest in such things, as well you know,” Miles states when Maya turns to him, “Any discussions to be had with the deceased are ones that can wait until I’m in the same state as they.”
Maya blinks. “…my dude, yeah, I kinda know all that, but you are the one that hired me.”
“To clean. Not to channel,” he replies, calm and slightly amused. “I may no longer be a true skeptic, but nor am I a believer yet.”
“Uh-huh,” Maya rolls her eyes, “And what would I have to do to make you a believer, then, if you don’t mind me asking?”
“Ah, but don’t you see? That’s the beauty of the situation,” Miles gives her an angelic smile, “There isn’t a damn thing you can do about it. Now, if you’ll excuse me,” he continues, ignoring Maya’s exaggerated shock and chest-clutching over his use of an English swear word, “I have a gala I need to prepare to host, and far too much left to do in the time I have.”
And with that he excuses himself from the conversation to return to his (far too lengthy) lists of guests and social politics that still need to be learned…
Chapter 180
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If it’s strange to be back in the manor, it’s even stranger to be cohabiting a building where Maya’s plying her trade in a serious manner. She spends a day tromping around the buildings and grounds, a second speaking with the local minister (who conveniently also doubles as the local expert in older traditions of the area) via a translation app and a lot of hand-waving.
With this groundwork either done or sufficiently started, she begins her work in earnest, and becomes most frequently seen walking through the hallways with a bowl which emits various sweet-smelling smokes, chanting in doorways, and ringing chimes or simply praying in various rooms. Several days in, she sets aside her usual wear, braids up her hair in a local style of the distinctly old-fashioned variety, puts on a serviceable blue and white dirndl she must have gotten in town, tucks her own magatama in her apron pocket, and then spends an entire day walking and running through and between various the local cemeteries (having had Miles help her properly look up and mark them on her phone’s map the night prior).
It looks simple enough from the outside, but she eats ravenously at every meal Miles sees her for. There is shocked silence from the rest of the table the first time she inhales her supper and immediately asks for more, and then thirds after that. Even Miles himself is more than a touch stunned – he’s seen her put away a lot of food before, but the traditional fare Frau Köchin prepares for day-to-day living, while delicious, is also very hearty and filling. For the first time since being told, he truly understands why Phoenix had once warned him against allowing Maya to convince him to pay her in food.
Fortunately the manor’s long-time cook seems to have taken this aspect of Miles’s guest as a challenge rather than an insult or inconvenience, and has been pulling out richer and richer recipes in the hope of filling the medium up with one serving. (It doesn’t look like it’s going to happen, but she continues her attempts nonetheless.)
The rest of the servants are also a-buzz with chatter about the strange American in their home… and, at least in regards to those hired after he moved out, also apparently unaware that Miles is as fluent in Bavarian as he is in High German, because he overhears quite an impressive number of opinions that he rather assumes they wouldn’t have dared mention in his presence if they knew he could understand them. This includes some rather snide comments about how loyal he is/isn’t towards his adoptive family and the responsibilities this entails, and also that one maid in particular has a rather devastating crush on Maya, and will apparently just die if the medium says ‘hello’ to her in that hot American accent just one more time.
It would be the work of a moment to rectify their misassumptions, however… honestly, Miles is curious about how long it will take those not in the know to find out that knowledge of the local dialect is not simply a quirk of Franziska’s own nature. Manfred had been a rather unusual member of the aristocracy in his insistence that both Franziska and Miles learn the language of the ‘common folk’ as well as ‘proper’ Deutsch, and it’s a skill that has served them both well over the course of their lives. (Sometimes he also wonders if this aspect of her father’s pride in their homeland as a whole is what spurred Franziska to learn multiple regional dialects, when most in Germany only learn their local one, but he’s never quite dared to ask.)
It's also something of a trick to find time to get a tailor in to fit Maya for a gown (she’d suggested potentially just borrowing an old one of Franziska’s and having it altered a little, to save time and money (his sister had stared at the medium for a moment then laughed in her face and continued making the tailor appointment)). And, while it had taken some dithering, his friend had indeed settled on a shade quite close to Pink Princess pink for the dress, with a sweeping skirt, high lace collar, and, to one unaccustomed to this sort of event, a distinct flair of fairytale whimsy. Which is to say that it’s a somewhat old-fashioned design, but a twin Look from the Siblings von Karma is enough to silence any potential comments from the dressmaker’s assistants or the tailor herself (Miles had pulled his sister aside the evening before to let her in on Maya’s… lack of familiarity with wearing clothing outside of Kurainese tradition, to secure her support in ensuring Maya feels comfortable with her choice).
And, naturally, the most frustrating part of this whole situation, on a personal, petty level, is having to miss SteelKon UK for the first years since he began attending. While he doesn’t particularly believe in a higher power, it feels annoyingly unfair that all this should have occurred just in time to force him to skip it. He tries to comfort himself somewhat with the fact that Sebastian got to visit Prosecutor Gavin during his European tour and had a wonderful time, and how excited his son had been for that unique event, but it’s not as effective as he would like.
On a more positive note, advancements in modern media consumption mean that he’s not going to also have to miss the latest episode of Iron Infant: The Tempering, or even resort to the somewhat less than above-board means he’d had to resort to in his youth (and a fortunate thing, too, given that most of those sites have probably been expunged from the internet by now). Indeed, three days before the gala itself, he’s got everything set up for what looks to be a most pleasant viewing experience when he’s interrupted from his final preparations by a knock at his bedroom door. Opening it reveals Maya, decked out in the Steel Samurai haori she’d worn her first day here, layered over her usual robes along with one of the convention t-shirts he’s sent her over the years, and bouncing with excitement.
“Come on, new episode tonight!”
He blinks at her in confusion. “…I know.”
“Then why are you still in your room? Aren’t you planning on watching?”
“Of course, I was just preparing to- oh.” It suddenly strikes him what she’s talking about. “You- you mean on the television.”
“Um, obviously? Franziska has the nicest TV I’ve ever had access to! Wait,” she squints her eyes at him, “You- please tell me you weren’t planning to watch on your laptop instead of on that gorgeous HD widescreen downstairs, were you?”
“Um,” he replies, eloquently blushing to the roots of his hair, because yes, actually, he had been. It hadn’t even occurred to him to do otherwise, because the last time he’d been in this house, his love of the series had been an absolute, carefully-guarded secret that no one was allowed to know about. To do otherwise would have been to risk being forbidden from continuing, and be cut off from the one painless connection to his life in Los Tokyo he’d managed to regain after seven years. And he’d slipped into this pattern regarding his favorite show without even thinking about it upon his return…
“Seriously?” Maya interrupts his thought, gaping at him, “Why?!”
“…old habits?” he offers weakly.
She gives him a flat look at that, which then shifts to an expression far too shrewd for his comfort. “When was the last time you lived here? Like actually lived here, not just visited for a bit?”
…he could tell her that it’s none of her business; she might even listen. It would be extremely easy. However… what would be the real point in hiding it? It’s Maya. She’s seen and experienced him first-hand at his absolute worst, and she knows his history. “The last time I was here in any capacity was when I was twenty. I had… intended to return before now, but my first few years in Los Tokyo were… busy. I had a position to establish and a reputation to build. Then many truths regarding how I first came to this house were both brought to light and acknowledged, and the thought of returning here became… distasteful. I had always intended to come back prior to learning all that, however…” he trails off, tries to find the words for what to say next, then finally allows himself the simplicity of shrugging instead.
Maya considers both this and him, lips slightly pursed, brows furrowed. Then her expression smooths and, instead of more too-knowing questions, she reaches out and takes both his hands, stepping backwards with a gentle yet insistent pull. “Come on, the episode’s starting soon – let’s go watch it downstairs together.”
And he doesn’t know Maya’s full physical strength, nor which would prove superior – her vigorous physical training as a medium or his own necessity-built core and leg muscles – …but nor, he finds, does he wish to use this moment to discover the answer to this question. Rather, he allows Maya to lead him from his doorway, continue to guide him by the hand, through a house he knows better than she, smiling but silent in her guidance as he does battle with the terror of broken patterns, patterns that were created for good reason, patterns that kept part of him safe for so long. The hallways and rooms feel larger than they have in years, eyes both painted and metaphysical staring down at him in silent judgement.
He’s stiff as they enter the television room, even as he gets the equipment to the correct settings to view their show, back straight as a ruler and hands forcibly unclenched on his knees as he sits on the sofa by Maya, exposed, in the open, he shouldn’t be doing this here, someone could see him, it’s hard to focus as the show starts, the new version of the theme song barely soothing the-
Wait.
New-?
“Did they-?”
“THEY CHANGED THE OPENING?!?” Maya bellows before he can get out more than that.
And she’s correct, but- “Surely they’re not going to actually bring the Steel Samurai himself back into the main cast again, though?!”
“They have to be, who else has that silhouette?!”
“But they’ve been so careful about how often they use him so far, Manella has been adamant about this show giving the Iron Infant room to grow on his own, outside the shadow of his parents-!”
The fear is not forgotten, not entirely… but, in the face of such a startling new revelation, it is forced to sit in the corner and wait its turn for the time being.
By the end of the episode, it’s smaller than it had been.
By the time Miles returns to his room, he’s shaky with nerves, but the terror from earlier is gone.
(And, thorough not by the skills of a spirit medium but rather a friend, another ghost is banished from the von Karma Manor.)
Notes:
Would Manfred have actually forbidden Miles from watching Steel Samurai? We’ll never know for sure. In any case, the issue in this situation was never that he definitely would, but that sometimes any chance of being told ‘no’ is too high a risk.
Chapter 181
Notes:
Yes, I've heard the news about AAI2, yay! And please rest assumed: Sebastian will be staying Sebastian in this and all my other AA fics.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Donning full white-tie formal attire is always a little strange for Miles these days, even though he grew up with it; Sebastian has connected the look so thoroughly to himself in recent years that it’s hard to see without the association springing to mind. Not that it’s fully accurate to compare how he and his son wear it – Sebastian has his cape, and the prosecutor’s badge carefully fastened to the center of his bow tie, Miles has his perfectly pressed, snowy white jabot (as benefits a son of the von Karma family). Traces of themselves ever so slightly distorting this uniform worn to the highest of social gatherings.
(He’d considered sending a selfie of himself to his partner when he’d finished dressing, remembered how easily flustered the man is by what seems to be everything Miles does, and decided to show both restraint and mercy. There will be plenty of other times to see how Phoenix reacts to Miles when he’s dressed thusly, preferably when they both have space to truly enjoy it.)
There is a twinge of nerves when Miles makes his entrance to the ballroom, but he’s had several weeks to prepare and, perhaps more importantly, he’s used to putting up a confident, collected front in public, and especially at events such as these. Thus it is with minimal struggle that he begins greeting the guests, mingling and making small talk.
Elektra is not present, as the von Karmas and the Stanebridges have no strong ties, but the van Zieks have made a full turn-out, including all five of Ylva and Jonathan’s children – the eldest Lowell, the second child Angelica, and, what had been intended to be their third and final child, the triplets Quincy, Lorrimer, and Trevor. A small pack well-used to both the perils of aristocratic gatherings and running wild with their mother’s rescued greyhounds on their home estate, it is with no small interest that Miles and his peers observe what is coming from this mingling of the Holmes and van Zieks bloodlines, and how the children will carry two such weighty legacies. Especially as, at nearly eighteen, Lowell will be starting higher education this autumn (it’s whispered that he could have begun it several years ago, but decided against it in order to avoid potential negative impacts on his emotional and social development, or perhaps to help care for his younger siblings) and making his first formal entry into the adult world.
Mister and Lady Holmes are not the only members of the van Zieks to have arrived with family in tow, however. Hjordis has managed to obtain the attendance of Lady Eskatrina this evening, though one must be of a sharp eye to notice. A woman of average height, build, and colouration, she tends to fade into the background, even (or perhaps especially) when arm-in-arm with Hjordis, the bright, pale froth of her lady love’s clothing and personality allowing her own preference of drabber, plainer fare to make a shadow of her, easily forgotten and overlooked. It’s a habit most people fall into long enough to cross her exactly once, and Miles is quietly grateful that she’s such a staunch believer in ‘the rule of threefold returns’ or however it goes, because he’d rather not contemplate what she’d get up to otherwise.
It's not to say that he exactly believes in what she claims to, as he’s still not quite sure how much he believes in spirit channeling, a thing he’s had far more encounters with. However he has used the magatama, seen the psycho-locks materialize out of thin air, seen the eyes of those who haven’t used it slide with disinterest over what is, at the very least, a rather sizeable piece of skillfully carved green crystal, and at most a rather brightly glowing rock with no visible power source. Thus he believes it more than reasonable to prefer not to learn more than he has to about what a self-proclaimed practitioner of witchcraft gets up to in her spare time.
(This is without going into the rumours that Hjordis found her partner in a peat bog or floating face-down in a ditch, and it’s a frustrating fact that Miles cannot say with complete certainty that he himself disbelieves them.)
He’s distracted from his thoughts by the Holmes triplets who, for their part, seem to have noticed Maya and begun to hunt her down as something new and exciting in a gathering that they’re not quite old enough to truly care about the significance of their attendance at. To be fair, she does stand out a bit, in her bright pink satin gown with its unfashionably full skirt and a neckline cut to perfectly frame her own magatama (perhaps not the look from the show they both love, but every part a pink princess nonetheless). And, as some of the few people at the gala who both speak the same language as her and that Miles trusts to treat her with proper respect, he sees no harm in leaving the triplets to it, at least for now. If nothing else, there’s a good chance they’ll be willing to help her find dance partners that won’t take umbrage to her amateur skill levels.
Though the event itself begins at six, it’s not until seven that Miles makes his official speech of both greeting and welcome, after which it’s back to playing the proper host – mingling, polite conversation, keeping an eye on the refreshment tables, and dealing with any issues that might arise. It’s not… particularly different from his times attending this same event when he still resided in this house, save that he cannot hide himself away if he grows weary of socialization (though at least it comes with the benefit of, for once, having final say on all matters). Nor will he be able to take as many turns about the dance floor as he might otherwise prefer, given that the event will last until two in the morning, and he will be expected to play the proper host for its entire duration.
That said, as host it is also his role to open the floor with the first dance. In the original plans, before her injury, Franziska had planned to do this with Miss Andrews, and unfortunately Miles’s own preferred partner is both an ocean and a continent too far away (and was born with two left feet besides). Thus, instead, his partner selection for this must make a statement of a different sort – one of alliance rather than attachment, and one which Franziska organized almost as swiftly as she summoned Miles himself: Helge van Zieks. A show of the new unity between the families, and a sign that Miles supports his sister and head of family in ending the feud the two houses once shared.
Not to mention, Helge is a determined bachelor and open aromantic, perfectly happy to name his nephew Lowell as heir to his lands and title and turning his own attentions to the tending of said lands, the court he resides over, and whatever vintage suits his fancy that day. Dancing with him, therefore, has the advantage of enforcing connection of the political sort without spawning a dozen or so rumours about connections of a more romantic or marital nature.
(The fact that they’re both terrific dancers is just a bonus.)
Which is not to say that Miles is entirely free of whispers, nor of pointed comments. He is an adopted son, one revealed to have become so under unsavory circumstances, and, for all his upbringing and citizenship, a foreigner to boot. And it is well known that this is his first time returning to the von Karma Manor for any reason since he’d left for America when he was twenty. There were already many, many rumours surrounding him, and the reason for his return has only stirred up more…
…
He was raised among these people, in this society. For eleven years, it was his world, a game with rules he is now as familiar with as any born to old money and aristocracy, one he still takes pride in his skill at from time to time.
That does not make it one he especially enjoys playing. At least, not these days…
Franziska makes an appearance from nine until ten, seated in a wheelchair and accompanied by Miss Andrews. Miles stands to his sister’s left and the businesswoman to her right while Franziska holds court, firmly establishing that nothing as trifling as a bullet wound is enough to weaken her rule over her household. Miles may be host at the moment, but Franziska is still head of this branch of the von Karmas, and all signs point to Miss Andrews one day becoming her wife; they still hold the true authority here, not him, and this audience is to ensure that everyone in attendance knows it.
Once her appearance has finished, he returns to mingling more casually with the guests, the later hour meaning that the majority have had their cursory greetings, and it is now acceptable to now engage in longer conversations. Some are pleasant, others banal, still others like nothing so much as the delicate thrust and parry of fine, gilded knives (Miles did not gain his current level of eloquence without reason). Maya and the Holmes triplets seem to have formed some sort of alliance (at least for the duration of the event), stealthily moving from shadowed corner to balcony to buffet table in an attempt to avoid being forced to mingle with anyone else. Ah well, let them; Maya seems to be enjoying herself, and it gives Miles a bit more time to go greet a handful of latecomers before going to ensure for himself that his friend is both enjoying herself and content to remain at the gathering for longer.
Indeed, he’s on his way towards the ballroom door to continue playing the proper host for the heir of a small barony when he realizes that the figure on the young aristocrat’s arm is… unfamiliar. Which is unusual, given the tight connections of alliance, animosity, and blood that connect European aristocracy. Unknown faces are a rarity in its tight web.
Though… perhaps this isn’t entirely correct? Miles can’t recall a name off the top of his head, but something about the young man tugs at his memory. Though surely he’d remember looks like those – Greek descent, or perhaps Italian? Spanish? – matched with pale blonde hair (and eyebrows and lashes to match, so definitely not a dye job). And the way he holds himself, comfortable, confident even, but not at ease with his surroundings or used to the white tie formal dress he’s donned for the night. …nouveau riche, if Miles’s analysis is correct. Possibly some level of self-made, and attempting to gain connections with older, established families.
If so, he’s already misstepped; a charity ball such as the MacGuffins’ would have been a better starting point, rather than an event such as the von Karma Gala, which leans more towards tending and maintaining established connections. Unless he’s trying for Franziska’s attention specifically, in which case Miles is disappointed his sister has already retired for the night; it’s always entertaining to see her deal with those who think monetary success is enough to garner her attention, let alone favour.
Still, all else aside, he is the host tonight, and he won’t shirk his duties, lest it reflect poorly on his head of family. Thus he greets the young heir cordially before turning to his plus one with a politely formal smile. “Good evening, I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. I am-”
“Ach, I know who you are, Herr Edgeworth,” the stranger interrupts with a movie star smile that probably serves him very well in many social interactions, and in English flavoured with a not-quite-real German accent, “I was not expecting to see another Los Tokyono here tonight, let alone a familiar face!”
“Oh?” he’d entered this conversation wary enough that his confusion doesn’t escape onto his face, “I’m afraid you have the advantage of me, then.”
“Really? I’m hurt,” the young man fakes a wounded expression and posture, “You’d think he’d have told you about me; he tells me about you often enough!”
“I beg your pardon, but who does?” Miles inquires, beginning to grow irritated.
“Sebastian, of course!” the young man flashes his movie star- no, rockstar smile and briefly mimes playing a guitar, “And old friend of myself, Klavier Gavin – Achtung, baby!”
Notes:
And you all thought this arc was going to be focused on ghosts or something of the like. :3
Also no, Klavier himself isn’t German or German heritage in this world, just an extremely enthusiastic Europhile with a focus on Germany. Because I, personally, find it more entertaining, so.
Chapter 182
Notes:
Apologies for missing last month. A combination of a heat wave lasting from June through July, a sprained left elbow/wrist, family turmoil, and my microscopic business suffering from said heatwave combined to leave me feeling a little lackluster just at the start of the month, and then that combined with the… exciting developments in regards to American presidential and supreme court powers being expanded in a way that just left me really not in the mood for engaging with more legal hijinks, even the fun AA sort where the world has a few less problems than this world because I said so and I’m the one writing this which means I am All Powerful here. :/
That said, like heck I was missing this particular update, and at least it means you get what is hopefully an especially engaging update for my baby’s fifth birthday!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Miles blinks, processing the younger prosecutor’s revelation as Gavin’s ticket into Miles’s home titters and tells the rockstar to stop (and oh, not an attempt at social climbing – a young aristocrat with a celebrity crush). “Ah, yes, of course,” he recovers, as smoothly as possible in these circumstances. “Prosecutor DeBeste mentioned that you were touring in Europe; I wasn’t aware that Germany was on your itinerary.”
“How could such a country not be?” Gavin replies, exuding good cheer, “A fantastic place, with a language made for rock, ja?”
“If you say so.” Miles begins planning his extraction from this conversation. He has no love for the younger prosecutor, but Gavin is his son’s friend and Phoenix himself holds no particular ill will towards the boy, so Miles will take it upon himself to leave well enough alone, at least tonight. Gavin is a child playing on a field he doesn’t know at the moment; if he wants trouble, he can find it himself. “In any case, I will request that you use your natural accent for the duration of the party; many guests will not appreciate your German affectation.”
“Hm.” Gavin purses his lips and nods in consideration, then looks Miles dead in the eye. “A little hypocritical, coming from you.”
“What?” It’s the first time Miles has been wrong-footed enough to show it at an event like this since he was seventeen. Gatherings such as these require control of one’s emotions even more strict than is needed in court, in many ways, and he especially doesn’t appreciate having been so disoriented by Gavin the younger.
“You were born in Los Tokyo, have spent a great deal of your life in Germany, but your accent in primarily English?” Gavin shoots him a look like he’s prosecuting a trial and he’s just caught Miles in a lie while on the stand. “Your accent is no realer than mine – it’s only logical, ja, Herr Demon Prosecutor?”
…
…ah.
It appears that Gavin is rather more aware of him than Miles expected… while also not being aware enough. Because he’s just made it quite clear that he’s aware of Miles’s history and reputation in Los Tokyo, and perhaps even knows a bit of Miles’s personal history… but not enough to be aware of the true scope of DL-6, or its implications in regards to Manfred’s machinations with Miles’s life, and likely knows nothing of Miles’s developments in Europe since then. If he was, he wouldn’t have dared make such a jab, not if he’s as smart and considerate as Sebastian claims.
Unfortunately, he’s still crossed a line, one that most in this gathering would not, no matter how great their dislike of him, because they are aware of Miles’s history in becoming one of them. Many here tonight watched it happen, watched his mannerisms and accent slowly change to fit Manfred’s mold. (Some in more recent years have expressed sorrow that they did not see enough.) And if Gavin wishes to play with the grown-ups, then very well.
Miles will play.
And really, why shouldn’t he, when it’s a game he knows so very well?
“Far be it from me to argue with logic,” he says out loud, as genially as he can.
“I’m glad we’re agreed,” Gavin replies with the smugness of one who hasn’t yet learned how to sacrifice a pawn to gain a checkmate.
Miles makes a noncommittal noise and keeps his focus on the other prosecutor, carefully away from the young one-day baron, who was born to these games and has started to look wary. “I’ve heard you’re quite fond of Europe; tell me, do you follow the courts over here at all?”
“A little,” the younger prosecutor replies, relaxing in a way he really shouldn’t after what was only the opening exchange, “I studied in Germany a few years – it is such a different way of doing things than we have in the States. Why do you ask?”
“There are quite a few of the more notable lawyers in attendance tonight,” Miles returns, “And I thought perhaps you might enjoy some introductions, since you seem to be spending so much time in this section of the world.”
“Really? Ja, danke!”
The unrestrained excitement is almost enough to make Miles reconsider his plan. Almost. But if Gavin is willing to come to this place, challenge Miles in his own home without having done proper research on his host, then he can deal with the consequences of his actions.
Angelica Holmes conveniently passes by at this point with a young fellow of her own, the ash-blonde hair of her father’s side a distinct contrast to the lavender-grey of her mother, or even the more golden tones of her uncle, and it makes it easy to pick her out of the crowd, and takes but a moment to call her over. “Miss Holmes, would you happen to know where your Auntie can be found?”
“I saw her by the balcony with Auntie Eskatrina, Prosecutor Edgeworth,” the young lady responds politely, “Would you like me to fetch her for you?”
“It would be most appreciated.”
“Very well.” She bobs a shallow curtsy, and makes her way back into the crowd, her companion calling out, “[Capitol party, sir, please give my regards to your sister when next you see her!!]”
And ah yes, that’s who it is – the middle MacGuffin child. Miles gives them a nod as they vanish after Angelica.
“Entschuldigung, however… why did he compliment you on the event?” Gavin asks and oh, how quaint – he apparently doesn’t even properly know Miles’s connection to the von Karmas. Perhaps a foolish thing to find amusement in – his adoption wasn’t made particularly known in the States, even Phoenix and Mr. Shields hadn’t been aware of it until he told them. The young prosecutor is starting to also look wary, however, so at least he’s not a complete fool.
“They were simply being polite,” Miles says with a shrug, “Seeing as I am the host for this evening.”
“…the host?” and oh yes, Gavin definitely smells the danger now, though he’s doing a good job of hiding it, “I was under the impression that this is the von Karma Gala?”
“Yes, and I am Miles Edgeworth of the Bavarian von Karmas – adopted, you know, when I was nine,” Miles says lightly, “My sister Franziska was injured in July and unable to preside, so I’m standing in for her tonight.”
“…ah…” Gavin says in the tones of one who’s just realized they have rather badly insulted a person whose home they’re currently in.
“Indeed,” Miles continues, “She made an appearance earlier, but unfortunately you missed her. Or perhaps it was fortunate after all – she hates you, you know.”
“Does she?” Gavin asks weakly while his escort lets out a quiet moan, their skin positively waxy.
“Quite. Therefore you’re in luck that I am the one hosting tonight instead of her. For a given value of luck, that is- Ah, Hjordis,” he greets the approaching woman before Gavin can properly react to what he’s just said, “And Lady Eskatrina as well, a pleasure.”
“Likewise,” Eskatrina replies, looking between Miles and Gavin without blinking, “Who is the stranger that stands beside you?”
“Yes, Miles darling, who is the dear fledgling you’ve got here?” Hjordis coos, making a little moue with her lips at Gavin’s pale countenance and the young heir’s waxworks impression before turning it into one of her more charming smiles.
“Allow me to make the introductions,” Miles replies, cordial, as a good host should be, turning to Gavin first, “I would like to present Prosecutor Hjordis van Zieks and her partner, Lady Eskatrina.”
The younger prosecutor pulls himself together enough to bow and ask in an inquiring tone, “Lady Eskatrina…?”
“Lady Eskatrina,” she confirms. (She has a surname, of course, everyone knows that. It’s just… no one can ever seem to remember what it is. But she does have one, surely. She must. Surely…?)
Gavin wisely doesn’t ask again, though he looks at Hjordis with recognition and threads of interest. As is to be expected, of course; the van Zieks are a prominent family in many circles, and there’s usually some gossip or other surrounding the Triplets of Death.
Miles allows his smile to become small and cold, an expression courts around the world have learned to fear, and turns to Hjordis. One of the people who helped him relearn his trade when he lost his way thanks to Gant. One of his allies in Europe. “And Hjordis, may I present Prosecutor Klavier Gavin – the fellow who got that man disbarred, you know,” he elaborates when the recognition begins to grow in her eyes, but doesn’t quite blossom until the addition.
Said eyes lose every drop of warmth with the revelation, and her smile shifts just so, making her already prominent canines that much more noticeable. “Is that the way of it? She asks, her tone unchanged from before (she’s been playing this game even longer than Miles), “Then he and I must have a chat, mustn’t we, darling? Oh, and I insist you allow me to introduce him around, I know so many who are simply dying to meet him.”
“Far be it from me to deny a lady her wishes,” Miles demures.
“Thank-you, Miles, you’re such a gallant young man!”
“Then I shall leave you to it,” he replies genially, though catching hold of the younger prosecutor again for a moment before he departs. “I would enjoy your remaining time in Europe while you can, Gavin; I have a feeling your next trip will be far less pleasant than this.”
The young prosecutor shoots Miles a confused look as he is drawn away, unaware of who Miles’s ‘that man’ is, or that Wright holds great favour with Twin Blades Hjordis, let alone Ylva the Wandering Wolf or Judge Helge (also known in some circles as the Angel of Judgement). Between the three of them, they touch each branch of the legal community. Between them, it shall take little time at all for word of Gavin’s face and actions to spread. It likely won’t be long for the rockstar to find himself as unwelcome in the courts of Europe as Wright himself is in their American counterparts.
Good.
Gavin is a prosecutor who does not do his research as fully as he should, at the very least; high time he faced the consequences of this.
“Broke the rule,” Lady Eskatrina says at Miles’s side, making him jump. He’d seen Gavin’s escort abandon him to Hjordis, but he’d been under the impression that Eskatrina had left with her partner.
A steadying breath and he turns to her. “Which rule have I broken, if I may ask?”
“‘Do as you will, but harm none.’”
Miles turns away from her, uncomfortable. “With what he’s done to that man and Trucy it’s no less than what he deserves.”
“Less than he deserves,” she contradicts to his surprise, “Mirrored wrongs, unmirrored consequences. Time for the boy to grow a little.” She gives a little smile at his look. “I read Percival’s files while Hjordis had them. You still broke the rule.”
“Didn’t you just say you believed him deserving of my actions?”
“Not for me to say,” she shrugs, “I don’t care about him. But most forget… ‘harm none’ includes yourself, and we are delicate creatures, as libel to injure ourselves as others.” She pauses, considering him, “But perhaps it hasn’t begun to hurt just yet.”
Miles gives her an unamused expression. “…you are extremely unnerving when you speak like that.”
“I know,” she smiles, “Prerogative of a witch. And it can be hard to find ‘justice’ when love is involved. Dance with me? I’m fond of this song.”
Regardless of anything else, he has rather distracted her usual partner, so he offers his hand with a bow and escorts her to the dance floor.
(Miles catches one last glimpse of Gavin that night, wearing a troubled expression and heading in the direction of the exit. Good. The young prosecutor no longer his problem, he goes to find Maya and ensure she and the Holmes triplets aren’t endeavouring to be the source of more problems…)
Notes:
Why I’m doing this to Klavier even though I like him and also what Eskatrina’s hinting at in regards to mirrored wrongs. Also, why Franziska hates Klavier.
It was a little funny seeing you all react to the last chapter, because a lot of people commented on how Edgeworth’s made it clear how he feels about Klavier in this fic… but no one stopped to consider how Klavier feels about Edgeworth. ;D To be frank, the dislike is currently mutual because, as Miles himself has pointed out, Edgeworth’s redemption arc has happened primarily in Europe and his American reputation is still mainly that of the Demon Prosecutor.
Also, finally, sadly, as much as I’ve tried to avoid or stave it off, for the reasons stated in this post, Saturation is going on an indefinite hiatus. As stated in the post, this isn’t abandonment or defeat, I have every intention of eventually giving this fic the ending it deserves, but I just can’t keep going at the moment, and I don’t know how long it’s going to take for me to get back in the groove. Very disappointed to have to do this, but doing it anyway because I know it’s the best choice for both the story and myself.
For a high note to leave on, however, captain-panic12 has done a wonderful piece of art of Trucy hugging Miles for the first time in the first England arc over on tumblr, so please take a look! <3
Last of all… happy fifth birthday, Saturation, love you, baby! <3
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