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Team Chat has been created
Ladybug has added Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee to Team Chat.
Ladybug’s name has been changed to Bugaboo
Chat Noir’s name has been changed to Knight In Shining Leather
Rena Rouge’s name has been changed to Vulpix
Carapace’s name has been changed to Hero In A Half-Shell
Queen Bee’s nickname has been changed to Queen Bitch
Bugaboo: Oh my god I regret this already.
Knight In Shining Leather: Come on! It’ll be great!
Vulpix: Not gonna lie, I am low-key fangirling over here.
Hero In A Half-Shell: Babe, I think if I can hear your screams from my place, it’s not ‘low-key’.
Vulpix: Hush! Let me have this.
Queen Bitch: Okay, no, I have to fix something first.
Knight In Shining Leather’s name has been changed to KitKat
Queen Bitch: There. Still a little flirty but I can look at it without kinkshaming you
KitKat: come on...
Bugaboo: How is that name flirty?
Queen Bitch: Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t want to ‘break off a piece of that kitkat bar’
KitKat: I am unsure how to feel about this.
Vulpix: You know what she has a point. Never thought I’d say that.
Hero In A Half-Shell: Same, dude.
Bugaboo: Okay, first of all, since we’re doing this whole ‘Team Chat’ thing, we should lay down some rules:
KitKat: Notice how she dodged the question?
Bugaboo: Anyway, first rule is to stay away from anything that could tell anyone your identity.
Queen Bitch: OH COME THE FUCK ON
Vulpix: Just because you announced your identity to all of Paris doesn’t mean the rest of us have to.
Queen Bitch: Yeah yeah. Sorry for having a mental breakdown after realizing my mom will never love me.
Hero In A Half-Shell: Dude...
Vulpix: I…..
Vulpix: I don’t know how to respond to that other than sorry?
KitKat: It’s okay, things are getting better.
Queen Bitch: They are. I mean, you know. It’s a learning process because ‘mother dearest’ was training me to be just like her, so I didn’t get all of the ‘be nice to people’ lessons you guys got.
Queen Bitch: So, you know, if I’m still a jerk call me out on it but do it nicely.
Bugaboo: Which is exactly why I decided to give you another chance with the Bee Miraculous. Just remember to change your outffit and pick a different name.
KitKat: You know, usually I respect your ‘no identity stuff’ rule, but I think it’s starting to get a little ridiculous.
KitKat: I mean, Rena and Carapace know who the other is. We all know Chloé’s the Bee. You know everyone except me.
Vulpix: Again, good point! Why can’t we know?
Bugaboo: It’s dangerous. I have no control over us knowing about Chloé, though the costume and name change should help keep the rest of Paris out of our hair. And if I didn’t need to hand you both your Miraculous as quick as possible on Hero’s Day, I would have asked you two not to share.
Hero In A Half-Shell: Heroes usually have secret identities for a reason, so I think for now I agree with Ladybug.
Vulpix: traitor.
KitKat: On to rule #2 of the groupchat: no kinkshaming.
Queen Bitch: Are you telling me I’m supposed to watch you two run around as your fursonas and not comment on it? Also you literally called yourself ‘Knight In Shining Leather’!
Bugaboo: You know what? That’s not a rule. Kinkshame away.
KitKat: My Lady! You’ve betrayed your loyal knight in his time of need?
Vulpix: You do realize there’s a whole forum on the Ladyblog discussing whether the fact that you’re in a literal leather catsuit ‘means something’?
KitKat: I don’t see you defending yourself from her ‘fursona’ accusation.
Vulpix: Eh. I’m kinda leaning into it. Not gonna buy a fursuit anytime soon, but it’s kinda cute.
Queen Bitch: I’m buying both of you fursuits for Christmas. Have fun explaining it to your families.
Hero In A Half-Shell: I’m starting to agree with Ladybug’s original statement of regret.
KitKat: Come on! Just think of all the jokes we can make in here! It’ll be just like the groupchat fics I read online. Think of all the Shenanigans!
Bugaboo: I mean that does tend to happen in those fics.
Vulpix: Did Ladybug, THE Ladybug, just admit to reading fanfic?
Bugaboo: You already know I’m your age and idk anyone our age who doesn’t read fanfic.
Queen Bitch: I’m just wondering if the ‘Shenanigans’ was an intentional reference to a specific groupchat fic I’ve read….
KitKat: idk do the names ‘Richard’ and ‘Solaris’ mean anything to you?
Queen Bitch: I hate you so much.
KitKat: Let it be known that Chloé is a nerd who reads anime fanfic.
Hero In A Half-Shell: You know what I think this is something I don’t want to question yet.