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1. The Adventures of Suave Man and Shout Guy by Elendraug for Maim

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Apr 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • guest appearance by Wayward Vagabond
   • Nook Eating
   • Oral Sex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Quadrant Confusion
   • Meteorstuck
   • Not Everybody Must Orgasm Every Single Time To Enjoy Themselves
   • Bucket Usage
   • Check Out All These Capitalized Words
   • It's Like Kanaya Wrote The Tags
   • PART 2 TAGS:
   • Nook Fingering
   • Bulges and Nooks
   • Anal Sex
   • Relationship Discussions
   • Vulnerability
   • Trust
   • Inappropriate Timing Of Pop Culture Jokes
   • Explicit and Constant Consent
   • Awkwardness and Fumbling
   • Troll Will Smith

   Summary

   Looking for upd8 porn that starts with Dave resting his head on Karkat's lap? Look no further! (Also includes discussion of consent, rejection of toxic masculinity, laying the groundwork for an emotionally healthy relationship, and a fuckload of dumb puns.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   60,689

   Chapters:

   2/2

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