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trashmouthtozier named the group chat new friends
trashmouthtozier added birdy.sue to new friends
trashmouthtozier: heya new friend
birdy.sue: Who the hell are you?
trashmouthtozier: your new dad of course
birdy.sue: Seriously?
trashmouthtozier: as sirius as ill ever be
birdy.sue: Oh gosh, why am I even here?
trashmouthtozier: because you loooove me
birdy.sue: I'm leaving.
birdy.sue left the chat
trashmouthtozier: nah
trashmouthtozier added birdy.sue to new friends
birdy.sue left the chat
trashmouthtozier added birdy.sue to new friends
birdy.sue: Stop.
birdy.sue left the chat
trashmouthtozier: never
trashmouthtozier added birdy.sue to new friends
birdy.sue: Why are you doing this?
trashmouthtozier: cause i want friends (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
birdy.sue: Why did you add me anyway? Why not someone else?
trashmouthtozier: i just randomly selected a username and u were the one ( ˘ ³˘)♥
birdy.sue: Stop with the emoticons, please.
trashmouthtozier: never (◕ᴗ◕✿) sorry babe ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
birdy.sue: Stop.
trashmouthtozier: u think you can stop me!!!! (☉｡☉)! I have god and anime on my side ahhhhhh!!!!
birdy.sue: Shut up.
trashmouthtozier: can't, ur mom loves my voice she'll be devastated.
birdy.sue: Oh, you know big words. I wouldn't have thought.
trashmouthtozier: not as big as my dick
birdy.sue: I'm gone.
birdy.sue left the chat
trashmouthtozier: not again !!!
trashmouthtozier added birdy.sue to new friends
birdy.sue: Why didn't you add someone else?
trashmouthtozier: good idea
birdy.sue: Oh gosh.
trashmouthtozier added b_bill
birdy.sue: I'm so sorry, b_bill.
trashmouthtozier: hey!
b_bill: it's alright?
birdy.sue: You won't think that once trashmouthtozier types.
b_bill: isn't that kinda harsh?
birdy.sue: trashmouthtozier deserves it.
trashmouthtozier: i'll have you know, i am a joy to be around
birdy.sue: Keep telling yourself that.
b_bill: are you guys friends?
trashmouthtozier: yes
birdy.sue: No, definitely not.
trashmouthtozier: yes
birdy.sue: I don't even know trashmouthtozier.
trashmouthtozier: i can change that (◠‿◕)
b_bill: why was I added to the group chat?
birdy.sue: Read up, you have eyes don't you.
b_bill: that was mean
trashmouthtozier: yeah why are you so salty honeyboo
birdy.sue: Shut up.
trashmouthtozier: dont you mean *stop typing
birdy.sue: No. I don't.
trashmouthtozier: aww i thought we had something special Ó╭╮Ò
birdy.sue: Stop that.
b_bill: you guys are chaotic I like it
birdy.sue: I'm going to block you.
trashmouthtozier: but sugar pie ಥ╭╮ಥ