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vball is love vball is life @jackalsenthusiast

#MSBYBlackJackals ROSTER GETS RELEASED TODAY SCREECH

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MSBY Black Jackals @blackjackals_vleague

Welcome @ninjashoyou to the team!

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HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

hINATAAAAAAAAA

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     BOKUTO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

lunch break with @ninjashoyou

[image id: hinata shoyou and miya atsumu , sitting side by side on the benches at the msby gym, laughing at something on hinata's phone while eating onigiri]

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     HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

     why wasnt i invited :/

         NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

          cause you were out with 👀👀

               HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

               SHHHHUT UP OR IM TELLING MEIAN ABOUT THAT THING

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vball is love vball is life @jackalsenthusiast

is it just me or does miya atsumu seem to perk up a loooot more whenever new oh hinata shoyou gets onto the court

[gif: msby jackals v sendai frogs practice match, set 2]

[gif: msby jackals v ejp raijin match, set 3]

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     im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

     oh my god dont make it gay dude

          vball is love vball is life @jackalsenthusiast

          you say that like you dont ship miya and sakusa, kagumi,,

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HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

WE DID IT

[image id: sakusa kiyoomi, sitting at a table in a restaurant, surrounded by the rest of the black jackals. he looks visibly disgusted at adriah tomas and miya atsumu, who are chugging down their drinks as the rest of the team eggs them on.]

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     NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

     how come omi-omi only comes to dinner when SHOYOU asks him to but never me im so attacked right now

         don’t call me omi-omi @sakusakiyoomi

          because you’re a trashy person, miya

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im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

hinata shoyou and the black jackals: a very wholesome thread

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V1 Premier League JAPAN @vleague_jpn

XX APRIL 2018: 

#SchweidenAdlers  v. #MSBY_BlackJackal

SENDAI GYM, MIYAGI

Get your tickets now!

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meiji milk pls sponsor me @kageyamatobio

see you on the court @ninjashoyou

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here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

@kageyamatobio lets do it baby i know the law

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meiji m ilk pls sponsor me @kageyamatobio

@ninjashoyou arent you a little too short for the bar

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buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

ATSUMUS PANICKING IN THE ROOM HAHAH LOSER

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     NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

     I HATE THIS TEAM I SWEAR ILL JOIN  @ejp_raijin

         stop tagging me atsumu @sunarintarou

         three years with your shit was enough thanks

             NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

             yall come into my house,,, attack me on my christian minecraft server

                 here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

                  dont mind, tsumu!! i appreciate you!

buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

[video id: faint snickering can be heard in the background while miya atsumu, clutching at his phone, yells, is it even legal to be that hot and then that cute I'm SCREAMING-- stop recording and HELP me, Barnes- ]

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     NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

     OKAY THATS IT @adriARGH OLIVER BARNES STOLE YOUR KOREA N ICE CREAM

         buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

         BRO WE MADE A PACT

             adriah without an n @adriARGH

              Run.

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KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

kageyama??? the same kageyama who didnt know what a twitter was????? never replies to anyones @/s kageyama tobio????? bantering???? with the jackals new OH??????? who iS he

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     vball is love vball is life @jackalsenthusiast

     if youd LISTEN during my jackals rant during practice youd kNow,,, alSo, not rtue dont you rmb him and miya and the great twitter beef of najuary 2018

         KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

         allen ily but you rant abt the jackals every practice

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RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

okay okay for the clueless idiots (read: @adlersadlersadlers) yknow how we both stan teams with the only karasuno alums from the monster gen? GET THIS the jackals new oh used to be their mb and he was in kageyama and tsukkishima’s year

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     vball is love vball is life @jackalsenthusiast

     AND HES A TOTAL CUTIE TOO

         KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

          ,,, yaint wrong

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here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

i spent 2 years in brazil you know i know a thirst tweet when i see one right

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     NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

     WHO is thirst tweeting at you i will FIGHT them

         here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

         i dont mind the non-explicit ones theyre funny 

             NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

             TWEETS??? MULTIPLE??????? 🔫🔫🔫

                 don’t call me omi-omi @sakusakiyoomi

                 @thebettermiya jealous it’s not you?

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USHIWAKA ILL BREAK UR KNEECAPS @hoshiumi_kourai

kageyamas been staring at his phone really angrily lol man you aight??

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     do NOT @ me @tsukkishima_k

     tell the shrimp to get the king lmao

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here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

hey what are your favourite vleague ships asking for a friend

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adriah without an n @adriARGH

NOT AT HOW ATSUMU AND SAKUSA ARE FLIPPING THEIR SHIT BC SHOYOU TOLD THEM ABOUT ATSUSAKU THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

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     buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

     man if we knew that was what itd take for atsumu to shut up i woulda done it AGES ago

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

new jackals oh: absolute cutie, wins over even /sakusa/ /kiyoomi/

also new jackals oh: i think i will cause problems on purpose

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KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

HELLO ITS TOMORROW ITS TOMORROW no thoughts head empty only adlers v jackals match tmr 

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NOT OSAMU @thebettermiya

@kageyamatobio ill get that meiji milk sponsor when we crush you just watch me

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meiji milk SPONSOR ME NOT ATSUMU @kageyamatobio

@thebettermiya lol k

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PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

tobio-chan talks biiig game like ive already stolen your spiker how hard can it be

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Trending · Japan

#AdlersVsJackals2018

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#KageyamaTobio

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#HinataShoyou

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#longcat

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#V1LeaguePlayoffs

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

LIVE-TWEETING FROM #AdlersVsJackals2018 BECAUSE @adlersadlersadlers FAILED PHYSICS AND HE CANT COME LMAO SUCK

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      KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

      oh wow okay guess im not sEtting to you any more

            #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

            im?? the ace??????? you cant legally do that bITCH

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RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

okay listen im a tsukkishima stan first and foremost but miya osamu?? gets exponentially hotter every time we see him rt if you agree

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      #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

      miya osamu can GET IT

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HINATA SHOYOU JUST STOPPED KAGEYAMAS SERVE IM?? THE SERVE THAT STOPPED FRANCE LIKE 5 TIMES???? THE SERVE THAT WON JAPAN THE OLYMPICS???? THAT SERVE?

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

THE STARE-OFF,,, BETWEEN MIYA AND KAGEYAMA,,,,,

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      RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

      if you stop gay-combusting youll notice ITS THE KAGEYAMA-HINATA QUICK FROM HS THEY STOLE IT OH MY GOD MIYA ATSUMU

            KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

            “im a tSukkIshIma stAn” okay tsubaru okay

                  RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

                  shhhh im a simple man i see hot blonde volleyball man i simp

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OH MY GOD HINATA SPIKE-SETTING OH MY GOD BOKUTO KOUTAROU!! WHAT A DAY TO BE A JACKALS STAN

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RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

as someone who had the privilege of stanning the monster-gen karasuno since middle school what the FUCK happened to hinata i mean he was good before but now?? holy SHIT

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

@adlersadlersadlers ITS THE BATTLE OF THE BIG SERVERS IM ACTUALLY DYING

[vid: kageyama serve 1, set 3]  [vid: kageyama serve 2, set 3]

[vid: miya serve 2, set 3]                  [vid: miya serve 3, set 3]

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MSBY Black Jackals @blackjackals_vleague

YOU LOVE TO SEE THAT DUB

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USHIWAKA ILL BREAK UR KNEECAPS @kourai_hoshiumi

HINATA SHOYOU I’LL DEFINTIELY BEAT YOU THE NEXT TIME

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     SEE YOU NEXT TIME, HOSHIUMI-KUN!!

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Serve, Set, Spike! @servesetspike_podcast

Saburo and Ren analyse the #AdlersVsJackals2018 match, discuss the 2018 V1 season, talk about the Jackals’ shiny new OH Hinata Shoyou, and more

LINK: open.spotify.com/show/6o94Njeife...

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just kenma @kodzuken

congrats on the match @ninjashoyou now can you please give me my turnips back that trashy raccoon man isnt getting off my back about my mortgage

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     kenma i can’t believe you only tweet at me when you’re in debt

          just kenma @kodzuken

          do you want me to beg. do you want me to grovel.

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

okay who the heck do i even ship hinata shoyou with anymore theres him and miya (i mean have you SEEN miyas timeline lmao), and then ofc theres him and kageyama (whos never @s anyone but now he @s hinata so?? much??) and now theres /THE/ KODZUKEN?? calling him SHOYOU??

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whats a msby black jackal @shion_inunaki

ever since hinata got new horizons for miya im finally remembering what peace and quiet feels like

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     buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

     except all they do now is hog the couch and plant turnips (???)

          PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

          green isnt a nice colour on you barney

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PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

@kageyamatobio tobio do you have turnips

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meiji milk SPONSOR ME NOT ATSUMU @kageyamatobio

@thebettermiya do you even know how a direct message works

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PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

@kageyamatobio ooh look at mE im kaGeyama tobIo and i nEeded shOyOu to explain whAt a tWitTer was

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meiji milk SPONSOR ME NOT ATSUMU @kageyamatobio

@thebettermiya ask shoyou to help you then. have fun drowning in debt :)

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     sometimes i wish i was back in brazil

          PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

          pshh you love us

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KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

never thought id live to see kageyama tobio of all people tweet about acnh but okay (and he apparently helps miya atsumu pay mortgage??)

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     #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

     are we gonna ignore the fact that hinata helped him figure out what a “twitter” was???

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PSPSPSPSP MEIJI MILKK @thebettermiya

@kageyamatobio ha suck it we paid my mortgage im a free maN

[image id: hinata is pulling a face at the camera as atsumu snaps a selfie of the two. they’re stting in the living area of the MSBY dorm, and atsumu is holding up a switch proudly, a cheery town displayed on its screen]

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast 

a thread of kageyama and miya sniping each other on twitter ft. best boy hinata shoyou who is Suffering

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

firstly, the epic meiji milk feud 

     retweeted from @thebettermiya

     maybe ill send you one meiji milk carton if youre nice enough, tobio

 

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

adidas vs nike which gave us yet another legendary boomer kageyama tweet

     retweeted from @kageyamatobio 

     you’re a basic, atsumu.

 

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

the froyo with fries debacle (and then hinata drove miya all the way to the adlers dorm??? and the three of them went OUT?? for froyo?????? at 3am???)

      retweeted from @ninjashoyou

     @kageyamatobio get in, loser, we’re getting froyo with fries

 

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

they play animal crossing??? together (?????)

      retweeted from @thebettermiya

     tobio do you have turnips

 

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          im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

          lmao can you imagine if meiji actually sponsors one of them

               KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersaadlers

               real talk tho id pay GOOD MONEY to see that

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Meiji Milk @MeijiMilkJPN

We’re excited to announce that we'll be having a sponsorship within the #VLeague very soon.

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     im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

     holy shit.

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Because you follow kageyamatobio, thebettermiya, and 29 others

im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

NOT @ SUNA RINTAROU IN FILAS NEW CAMPAIGN VOLLEYBALL TWT HOW WE FEELIN

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     RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority 

     “stOP simPinG oThEr tEams, TRaiTor” she said. (he do be lookin fine tho)

          FLY HIGH BABEY @sorasoars

          tsubaru dearie this is vleague everyones hot

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

THREAD TIME actual proof sakusa kiyoomi lowkey stans bts

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

lets start off with the main reason behind this: THE BANGTAN BOMB WE SAW IN BARNES LAST LIVE

[id: a screenshot of user oliverbarnes’ twitter live, in which sakusa is shoving barnes out of his apartment. circled in bright red is a distinct looking lightstick on sakusa’s bookshelf ]

 

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

his spotify playlist literally has mic drop + bs&t + spring day + paradise + ttu + magic shop + i could GO ON

 

#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

that time some lucky person saw sakusa out in the wild buying mediheal x bts

[id: a blurry image of sakusa in a hoodie and shorts, buying a very distinct mediheal facial mask set]

 

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KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

okay place your bets here for who the meiji sponsor is going to, folks

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     FLY HIGH BABEY @sorasoars

     okay kageyamas been lowkey trying to get that sponsor for fucking ever miya stans can fist fight me if he dont get it

          im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

          call an ambulance [cocks gun] BUT NOT FOR ME

     #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

     its not going to kageyama or miya. bet.

          KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

          cmon allen who else is it gonna be if it aint one of them i’ll buy ramen for the entire team next practice

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shoyous setters ;))

kageyamatobio

[23:20] miya atsumu if you steal my meiji milk sponsor im never kissing your gross mouth ever again. 

ninjashoyou

[23:21] if you actually fight over meiji milk im

[23:21] im never gonna spike for either of you again

thebettermiya

[23:21] nice try sho we know you cant live without volleyball

ninjashoyou

[23:21] its not like theres no other setters out there

thebettermiya

[23:21] IM SORRY WHAT?? 

[23:22] IM BETRAYED, OFFENDED

ninjashoyou

[23:22] maybe ill move to argentina with oikawa >:)

[23:22] tobio if you keep yelling at him more maybe hell like me more than you at this rate

thebettermiya

[23:22] FLABBERGASTED

[23:23] tobio we're leaving

[23:23] we are taking rei-chan and we are GOING

ninjashoyou

[23:24] YOU CANT TAKE MY SON 

kageyamatobio

[23:24] i'm sorry, WHO took care of her when you were in brazil??

[23:24] WHO brings her to the vet ALL THE TIME?

[23:24] WHOSE pride pack 2017 shoes did she PISS IN?

thebettermiya

[23:24] oh wow tobio popped off

[23:25] that was hot rt if you agree

ninjashoyou

[23:25] angry dad tobio >>>>>

[23:25] okay okay fine

[23:26] oikawa tooru cant replace either of you

thebettermiya

[23:26] <3333

ninjashoyou

[23:26] although he IS less childish than tsumu

thebettermiya

[23:26] </3

kageyamatobio

[23:27] true

[23:27] and oikawa does not like you more take that back

thebettermiya

[23:28] i am ACTUALLY leaving 

[23:28] and im taking the dog

[23:28] good BYE

[23:29] you can BOTH pay child custody

kageyamatobio

[23:30] gold digger.

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KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

okay are my eyes deceiving me or did i actually see miya atsumu run past me with a tiny dog

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     im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

     TOSHI WHAT THE FUCK

          #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

          i mean we didnt take any photos bc yknow privacy but we were walking baba’s dog at yamadaike and this dude who looked REALLY like him was jogging like super fast like yEet and he had like the tiniest little pupper EVER in his arms

               KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

               except im 99% sure he was wearing an adidas jacket but after the nike-adidas throwdown miya said hed never be caught dead in an adidas store???

                    #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

retweeted from @numberweb

#NumberMagazine Schweiden Adlers setter Kageyama Tobio in Adidas for the February issue of Number

[id: an image of number magazine's february issue, featuring schweiden adlers setter kageyama tobio. he’s standing front and centre, dressed in a white jacket, adidas’ signature trefoil in the orange colour of the adlers.]

                    wait a hot minute-

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shoyou’s setters ;))

kageyamatobio

[09:02] ATSUMU

thebettermiya

[09:04] TOBIO

[09:04] (why are we yelling)

kageyamatobio

[09:05] shared a Tweet from KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

okay are my eyes deceiving me or did i actually see miya atsumu run past me with a tiny dog

ninjashoyou

[09:06] oh my god atsumu

thebettermiya

[09:06] ???

[09:06] i was walking the baby before i sent her to the dog hotel???? 

kageyamatobio

[09:06] you wore my jacket out again you idiot

thebettermiya

[09:08] um. well. oops??

kageyamatobio

[09:08] “oops”????????

thebettermiya

[09:09] in my defence i really missed you :((((((

[09:09] and sho went back early for golden weekkkk

kageyamatobio

[09:10] oh my god 

thebettermiya

[09:10] also you steal my nike ones too

[09:11] and sho wore my team jacket back to miyagi  >:777

ninjashoyou

[09:11] oops

kageyamatobio

[09:11] oh my god you big sap

thebettermiya

[09:12] shut up

[09:14] are you gonna pick me up from sdj later

kageyamatobio

[09:16] if you wear my jacket at the airport im turning around and you can walk to shoyou’s house on your own two feet

thebettermiya

[09:17] shoyou your boyfriends being mean to mEeee

ninjashoyou

[09:17] hes your boyfriend too dont drag me into thiiiss

[09:17] gtg moms calling gotta bathe the fish 

kageyamatobio

[09:18] i cant believe im dating not one

[09:18] but TWO

[09:19] two (2)

[09:19] idiots

thebettermiya

[09:20] but you still love us anyway

kageyamatobio

[09:22] yeah

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FLY HIGH BABEY @sorasoars

observation: kageyama only ever tweets at hinata or miya.

thesis: atsukagehina.

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     im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

     god sora, your BRAIN

           KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

           simps really be like "i wiLl go doWn wiTh aTsuSaKu" and then jumps ship bc pretty girl says so. ew kagumi ew.

                im a hoe for #13 @stanmsby

                im sorry??? TOEshi wanna say that again???? i couldnt hear you over your constant crying over kageyama tobio

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NOT OSAMUU @thebettermiya

[id: a picturesque still of a clear river as the sun reflects off it, reeds dotting where the riverbank meets the current]

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Meiji Milk @MeijiMilkJPN

Welcome to the #MeijiBrand family, @ninjashoyou!

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     #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

     @adlersadlersadlers SUZUKI HITOSHI PAY UP BITCVH

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here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

i CANNOT believe world-class athlete, olympic player KAGEYAMA TOBIO, my PARTNER of FIVE YEARS, would actually PUSH ME INTO A RIVER over MILK

30.4k Retweets 45.8k Likes 6.7k Comments

     HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

     HOW IS YOUR PHONE STILL WORKING!!!!

          NOT OSAMUU @thebettermiya

          it was like the funniest shit eVER like tobio just sHOVED and shos first instinct was to CHUCK his phone at me lmAO

               don’t call me omi-omi @sakusakiyoomi

               how come youre not whining like the loser you are

                    NOT OSAMUU @thebettermiya

                    wow rude, omiomiomi

                         NOT OSAMUU @thebettermiya

                         also i didnt reallyy care that much lmao it was fun to watch tobio get worked up lol

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you’re all dead to me @kageyamatobio

“you better not fight over miLk” he says. “its jusT mIlk” he says. sure, jan.

29.6k Retweets 43.2k Likes 5.9k

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iwa-chan you owe me two skittles @oikawa_toooooru

i move away from japan for THREE YEARS and my little tobio-chans memeing and starting twitter feuds who the fuck is @thebettermiya and what have you done to my son

41.2k Retweets 60.9k Likes 10.3k Comments

     NOT OSAMUU @thebettermiya

     why are you blaming ME @ninjashoyou started tobios first twt feud

          iwa-chan you owe me two skittles @oikawa_toooooru

          OKAY do NOT call out my sweet summer child like that he can do and has done no wrong

               you’re all dead to me @kageyamatobio

               stop calling us your children just because you’re seeing suga i don’t WANT to be your son 

                    iwa-chan you owe me two skittles @oikawa_toooooru

                    is this the real life?? is this just fantasy?? son are you actually replying to my tweets

                         OIKAWA YOURE NOT MY DAD @kageyamatobio

                         one more time. call me son one more time and i'll gut you

Chapter Text

caw caw bih

kageyamatobio

[17:24] just a heads up suga-san im gonna hit your stupid boyfriend in his stupid shitty face

deadchi_s

[17:25] language!

tanakaryuu

[17:25] yeah kageyama dont fuckin swear

deadchi_s

[17:26] ,

tanakaryuu

[17:27] sorry dad

sugasugasuga

[17:27] can you and tooru not fight for like

[17:27] one reunion thing

[17:27] just one

[17:28] is that too much to ask for???

[17:30] oh wait he finished all my chocolate bars nvm go wild

yeetchis

[17:30] nO mercy huh

[17:35] also did kageyama really push hinata into the river because shbshdgfd

ninjashoyou

[17:35] he DONE DID!!!!!

[17:36] love is DEAD

[17:36] aS lOng As iM hEre

[17:37] YouRE iNvIncIBLe

[17:37] pff LIES

kageyamatobio

[17:38] do you want to GO traitofdsf

tsukkishima_k

[17:41] did

[17:41] did shrimpy murder the king

kageyamatobio

[17:42] atsumu here :VV

yeetchis

[17:43] oh hello!!

tsukkishima_k

[17:43] ew

kageyamatobio

[17:43] the DISRESPECT i am your SENIOR

[17:43] iis this how daichi raised you

tsukkishima_k

[17:43] ok boomer

kageyamatobio

[17:44] i am going to be the bigger person and let that slide

[17:45] anyway

[17:45] were gonna be late for yalls dinner thing because sho sprayed tobio with the garden hose and now theyre fighting again lmao

ennope

[17:46] howd you get his phone anyway

kageyamatobio

[17:46] oh man its those 4 digit passwords and its just mine and shos jersey numbers

yamagucci

[17:47] WHIPPED

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iwa-chan you owe me two skittles @oikawa_toooooru

dinner with some losers + the loml

[id: a selfie of oikawa tooru and sugawara koushi at a kbbq restaurant, both grinning sunnily at the camera; in the background, tsukkishima kei of the sendai frogs is talking to tohoku university physicist kuroo tetsuroo, who has an arm around daichi sawamura. miya atsumu can be seen laughing with youtuber kenma kozume and fellow msby black jackals teammate bokuto koutarou ]

27.9 Retweets 48.9k Likes 1.4k Comments

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iwaizumi_hjm + oikawa_toooooru

iwaizumi_hjm

[21:40] you shoulda called it a gathering of gays

oikawa_tooooru

[21:42] oh my god

[21:42] a GAYTHERING

[21:43] and go back to vacation with your boyfriends shoo shoo

[21:43] makkis helping me get the crhis baileys rainbow burberry coat i dont wanna piss him off

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suffering @kodzuken

110 the dads are going feral

[id: a shaky recording of msby black jackals open hitter hinata shoyou and kenma kozume hiding under what appears to be a table. hinata’s sticking a tongue out while kenma looks very much like he’d much rather be somewhere else. off-camera, someone yells, he was my son first — before the video is cut off]

23.6k Retweets 43.7k Likes 1.9k Comments

     im on vacation, BITCH @yakkun

     do i want to know what happened

          suffering @kodzuken

          shoyou and kageyma walked in and oikawa yells mY cHiLdreN and kageyama almost hit the idiot but miya was there and then bokuto started going into papa bird mode over hinata do i need to go on;

               suffering @kodzuken

               oh right kuroo got sawamura to join now we have THREE feral dads please kick the shitheads butt when you get back from russia ugh

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#21 stan @jackalsenthusiast 

are we not gonna talk about how two of japans biggest gay athletes are fighting over child rights to hinata shoyou my gaydar is PINGING

925 Retweets 3.4k Likes 189 Comments

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suffering @kodzuken

i contemplate killing my best friend: miyagi vlog pt. 1

youtube.com/38fj7zj73

 vlog is up i guess

22.3k Retweets 30.7k Likes 937 Comments

     niels bohr lives dont matter @tetsukuroo

     if you wanted me dead you wouldve done it when i was still crying over newtonian physics in nekoma

          suffering @kodzuken

          i cant physically get you but i do have screenshots of simpgate count your days

               in soviet russia bear hunt man @leghaiba

               wait you dont mean the drunk ones about ****** after nationals omg you didnt receipt kiNG

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ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

THE ATSUKAGEHINA IN KODZUKENS MIYAGI VLOG IM HOLLERING

1.7k Retweets 3.8k Likes 198 Comments

     atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

     sir kenma kozume blessing us with content in this trying time of vleague mid-season break the hero we dont deserve

          KAGEYAMAS ARMS!! @adlersadlersadlers

          okay but miya feedinf kageyama and hinata meat from the grill tho that was domestic as FUCK yall might be onto something

               ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

               j o i n  u s

               atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

               this is the start of the atsukagehina agenda we will R I S E

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atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

wait my eyes must be seeing wrong did hinata call kageyama his partner in his last tweet WHY WERENT WE YELLING ABOUT THIS

     RIBBIT RIBBIT BITCH @sendaifrogssuperiority

     prolly bc vleague twt was busy losing it over king of gay sports twt oikawa tooru himself calling kageyama son (no i am NOT over it)

          sAAAANdDD?? @beachbitch

          man i dont go here at a l l but Iconic

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stanmsby + beachbitch

stanmsby

[10:37] hello! not to sound like a creep bssdhb but i saw your icon and is that you playing beach volleyball? cause damn girl that spiking form

beachbitch

[10:57] girl, yaint half bad looking yourself ;)

[10:57] and yeah its a pretty big thing here in brazil haha

[10:58] do you play too??

stanmsby

[10:59] i play libero!!

[10:59] indoors tho

beachbitch

[11:03] man liberos are so cool ngl

[11:06] wait youre that stan acc for that japanese team right?

[11:07] blackjacks?

stanmsby

[11:07] MSBY BLACK JACKALS yes why are you Interested

beachbitch

[11:08] OHHH this really cool japanese player played for a while here before he moved back

[11:08] i think hes in that jackals team of yalls

[11:09] ninja shoyou??

stanmsby

[11:11] wait

[11:12] shoyou as in

[11:12] hinata shoyou??

[11:13] orange hair, MUSCLES, freaky jumps???

beachbitch

[11:15] yeah he got me into beach actually

stanmsby

[11:16] NO WAY

[11:16] hinata shoyou played beach too?????

beachbitch

[11:17] do you want pics

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atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

SMH YALL ARE A BUNCHA FAKE FANS  WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME HINATA SHOYOU PLAYED BEACH

3.1k Retweets 7.4k Likes 371 Comments

     #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

     KAGUMI WHAT

          atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

          I HAVE PICS

               #21 stan @jackalsenthusiast

               SEND 🔪🔪🔪 S E N D

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vleague twt lockdown @adlersadlersadlers

might fuck around and start stanning the jackals

931 Retweetss 2.3k Likes 127 Comments

     #21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

     suzuki hitoshi, crying in front of his life sized kageyama tobio poster: ive failed you

          ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

          suzuki-kun: im an adlers stan im an adlers stan im an ADLERS stan

          kagumi, dropping hinata playing beach pics: im about to end this mans whole career

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ive never felt so betrayed in my LIFE @thebettermiya

@ninjashoyou YOU NEVER LET US SEE PICS OF YOU PLAYING BEACH BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU LOOKED BAD IVE BEEN BETRAYED POSSIBLY BAMBOOZLED

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     BUT I DO LOOK BAD UGHHH

          oikawa tooru is not my dad stop it @kageyamatobio

           why the fuck you lyin why you always lyin

               ive never felt so betrayed in my LIFE @thebettermiya

               hmmmmm oh my god STOP FUCKIN LYINGG

               iwa-chan you owe me two skittles @oikawa_toooooru

               @kageyamatobio its like i dont even recognise you anymore

                    oikawa tooru is not my dad stop it @kageyamatobio 

                    you bettter get out of my twitter because iwaizumi-san just sent me the hanger tooru pics

Chapter Text

ive never felt so betrayed in my LIFE @thebettermiya

@ninjashoyou why do you have so much sunscreen

[id: a picture of what appears to be a cardboard box that is, indeed, full of suncreen]

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     when you said you were gonna help me unpack my rio stuff i shouldve known you would snoop for beach pics but  i cant believe youd have the GALL to expose me like this im hurt

          here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

          anyways. you remember how yamaguchi thought itd be funny if the whole team got me a stick of sunscreen each and then kuroo heard about it from daichi and decided to get the tokyo teams to do it too, and THEN you decided it would be FUNNY if you got me a box of it and how tobio thought of the exact same thing

               here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

               well, atsumu, it turns out i cant finish a small konbinis worth of sunscreen in two years

- - -

VLEAGUE RETURNS FROM THE WAR TMR @adlersadlersadlers

watching kodzukens miyagi vlog pt 2 and the “suga-senpai” kageyama mentions sometimes in interviews is the SAME koushi thats dating oikawa tooru????? acc to the theory of gays gathering in groups DOES kageyama tobio is gay?

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     VLEAGUE RETURNS FROM THE WAR TMR @adlersadlersadlers

     no but really im 99% sure those were the 2016 pride adidas kageyama was wearing?????//

          #21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

          shit you RIGHT tho

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#21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

OKAY OKAY LOOKING AT THE BEACH PICS FOR THE 23929TH TIME AND?? IS THAT A BOUNCING BALL LOGO ON HINATAS SHORTS??????

2.3k Retweets 6.7k Likes 798 Comments

     paging for frogs come out bih @sensaifrogssuperiority

     ALLEN KODZUKENS ON TWITCH RN ASK HIM ASK HIM

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beachgate / atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

@jackalsenthusiast BITCH YOU RIGHT HOLY SHIT im living for this (friend)ship (bc kodzuken himself said he doesnt like ships with him and we Respect that)

1.4k Retweets 3.4k Likes 284 Comments

     #21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

     i want what kenhina has eugh (preach)

          beachgate / atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

          oh excuse me?? bitch??? you really saying that in YOUR best friends twt thread??? gtfo

               #21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

               lmao we all know you gon be my best wo/man at my macdonalds wedding but lbr we aint getting to kenhina levels when you had 400 bell turnip prices and HOGGED THEM FOR YOURSELF

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paging for frogs come out bih @sendaifrogssuperiority

vleague twt today:

[meme id: I Am Looking]

1.5k Retweets 4.5k Likes 126 Comments

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Serve, Set, Spike! @servesetspike_podcast

MAY MATCHUPS for the V-League season are up! Saburo and Ren go over the past few matches, player evolutions (MSBY stans, this one’s for you!), and talk about the Monster-Generation Inarizaki reuinion in next week’s Falcons v. Raijin match

LINK: open.spotify.com/8a64aheJeb...

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STOP SAYING OSAMU IS BETTER THAN ME @thebettermiya

lfg!!!! @sunarintarou and @oujiran (◕ᴗ◕✿)

8.1k Retweets 22.7k Likes 879 Comments

     stop tagging me, atsumu @sunarintarou

     you better not yell like an embarassing obasan like the other time or im calling security

          STOP SAYING OSAMU IS BETTER THAN ME @thebettermiya

          you say that every time just say you love me suna-suna i know its hard because im, well, me

               OIKAWA GO AWAY @kageyamatobio

               if only someone loved, well, you

                    dont bother looking for atsumu here @onigirimiya

                    i like you more and more how do you feel about a lifetime supply of onigiri

                    STOP SAYING OSAMU IS BETTER THAN ME @thebettermiya

                    yOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME PAY AND NOW YOURE OFFERING H I M FREE FOOD????? HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE ONIGIRI ALL HE EATS IS SHITTY CURRY THAT ISNT EVEN SPICY IN THE FIRST PLACE AND MILK

- - -

shoyous setters ;))

thebettermiya

[18:07] OKAY NOW YOURE JUST TAKIN THE PISS

kageyamatobio

[18:09] :)

thebettermiya

[18:09] kageyama tobio dont you creepy smiley at me 

[18:09] meian took away netflix privilegessss

[18:10] youre my boyfriend be nice to meeee im emotionally attached to drag race today is already a tragedy in four acts

kageyamatobio

[18:12] who's a goody two shoes now huh

thebettermiya

[18:13] im not helping you steal meiji milk anymore bye

kageyamatobio

[18:13] wait wait wiat

[18:14] babe

[18:17] atsumu??????

ninjashoyou

[18:18] you broke him with babe lol

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ive never been so betrayed in my LIFE the sequel @thebettermiya

n e ways look what sho got us for dinner im declaring independence from @onigirimiya

[id: an image of takeout boxes full of an assortment of sushi, and an alarming amount of chuutoro. the packaging is displayed front and centre, showing off a brand that’s most definitely not onigiri miya.]

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     here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

     dont make me an accomplice in this i want to keep my free onigiri

          ive never been so betrayed in my LIFE the sequel @thebettermiya

          FIRST MEIAN TAKES AWAY DRAG RACE, THEN TOBIO BACKSTABS ME, AND THEN SHO TOO, AND NOW MY OWN TIWN BROTHER, WHO I SHARED A WOMB AND AN UMBILICAL CORD WITH,

               don’t call me omi-omi @sakusakiyoomi

               its a wonder he didnt strangle you with your shared umbilical cord

- - -

24 days till next adlers v rockets @adlersadlersadlers

un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing i tweet about for the next week. millionaire olympic setters fighting over free food will never not be funny

2.7k Retweets 7.9k Likes 826 Comments

     ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

     no but @ how atsumu calls them /sho/ and /tobio, and knows what kageyama usually eats and how hinata buys atsumu dinner and how kageyama sent hinata that disgusting starbucks latte that he somehow likes to drink 🥺 they are just 🥺🥺 soft boyfriends taking care of each other I WILL DIE ON THE ATSUKAGEHINA HILL

          #21 SIMP @jackalsenthusiast

          ARE YALL LOOKING AT KAGEYAMAS LAST TWEET WHAT THE FU CK

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OIKAWA GO AWAY @kageyamatobio

listen all women are queens but men amiright.

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     ive never been so betrayed in my LIFE the sequel@thebettermiya

     you forgot to say no homo, tobio

          OIKAWA GO AWAY @kageyamatobio

          all the homo for you and sho, tsumu.

Chapter Text

thebettermiya + kageyamatobio 

thebettermiya

[21:57] tobio

[21:57] are you drunk or something

[21:58] tobio??

[21:58] shit

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to: miwa-neesan

[22:01] miwa-san??

[22:01] this is atsumu

[22:01] sho left his phone here

[22:02] sorry its

[22:02] its urgent

from: miwa-neesan

[22:02] ooh the blondie

[22:02] sup

to: miwa-neesan

[22:02] is tobio at home

from: miwa-neesan

[22:03] yah why

[22:04] oh shit

[22:04] okay i saw the tweet

to: miwa-neesan

[22:04] yeah u m

[22:05] his passwords 2113

[22:05] can you please delete that tweet i dont think he meant to post it

[22:06] also is he

[22:06] okay

from: miwa-neesan

[22:08] done

[22:09] and hes fine btw dont worry

[22:47] youre a good sort, miya.

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ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

WE ALL SAW KAGEYAMAS LAST TWEET RIGHT

[ This Tweet has been deleted. ]

     atskghn vice prez @stanmsby

     sora we shld drop it if he deleted it maybe it wasnt meant for twt

          ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

          oh youre right.

               yee haws @godsplanayee

               oh so now yall back off when he turns out to be a disgusting fag huh. #KeepSportsSafe

                    ceo of atskghn @sorasoars

                    ??? okay first of all fuck you. shipping is shipping we dont shove it in their faces. if he WAS coming out and didnt mean to then i respect that bc as queer person ive felt that. that shits scary. and whats with that cringe ass hashtag. what, you gonna cry now that the big scary gays are here?? fuck off.

- - -

florida mans @alberto392

haha lol he deleted it coward

goes to show how gay people aint worth shit

[ This Tweet has been taken down. See why. ] 

- - -

[ interlude ]

You have (1) new message(s) from Suzuka-sensei

[07:22] It’s ultimately your choice if you wanna make it official, kiddo. You’ve nothing to be afraid of on our end. You’re a good kid, Kageyama, and an even greater setter.

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Sports News Daily @sportsnewsmag

HEADLINER: Is this coming out scandal the end of a rising career? Olympic athlete Kageyama Tobio is allegedly involved with rival MSBY Black Jackal players Miya Atsumu and Hinata Shoyou. More in today's issue.

735 Retweets 2.1k Likes 18 Comments

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shoyous setters ;))

kageyamatobio

[10:21] fuck

ninjashoyou

[10:21] kageyama tobio if you say sorry right now i will gut you

kageyamatobio

[10:24] i shouldnt have got onto twitter in the first place

[10:24] shit shit the team

[10:25] oh my god shit

ninjashoyou

[10:25] tobio

[10:25] baby, breathe

thebettermiya

[10:25] okay okay before you work yourself up we’re not mad

[10:25] just mildly concerned about you

[10:26] okay maybe a lot

ninjashoyou

[10:27] you know atsumu and i were fine with coming out whenever

[10:27] it was always going to be when you wanted to

thebettermiya 

[10:28] and before you panic about our teams, foster did sit us down with your coach and talk about yknow

[10:28] coming out

ninjashoyou

[10:28] they were pretty chill with it anyway

thebettermiya

[10:29] (guess they were too tired of pretending to not notice the locker room makeout sessions 👀)

ninjashoyou

[10:30] (atsumu nOT nOw)

[10:30] we love the shit outta you

[10:30] even if youre a little bit of a blockhead

thebettermiya

[10:31] how DID you get drunk enough to tweet that though

[10:31] because your sister said she found you passed out with RUSSIAN VODKA and sho and i were seriously worried??

ninjashoyou

[10:31] is there something you need to tell us

[10:32] tobio??

kageyamatobio

[10:32] no it’s not

[10:33] that kind of situation

[10:36] you know how my sisters boyfriend went to ukraine for a bit??

[10:37] i stole her sparkling water but it turns out it wasnt. that

thebettermiya

[10:41] TOBIO

[10:42] I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YOU, YKNOW

[10:42] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DUMMY OH MY GOD

ninjashoyou

[10:45] oh god one day were gonna laugh our butts off over this

[10:46] not now though my lungs are gonna burst after chasing that train to kansai

thebettermiya

[10:46] right??? why do people fly on friday anyway why so many seats taken like MOV E bitch

kageyamatobio

[10:50] oh god

[10:50] please tell me youre not skipping practice to come to sendai

thebettermiya

[10:52] no worries we bribed meian with samus new secret menu nigiri

kageyamatobio

[10:52] thats Unethical!!

ninjashoyou

[10:53] idiots who drink vodka on accident dont get a say in this!!

[10:54] ALSO i couldnt g et my pork buns bc we were busy packing you better get me some bakayama

kageyamatobio

[11:04] i think i’m going to come out

[11:04] like, come out-come out

thebettermiya

[11:06] !!!!!

[11:07] yass, you funky lil twink!1!!!

kageyamatobio

[11:10] meian-san should not have given you netflix privileges back 

ninjashoyou

[11:11] he didnt. i helped him get meians new password i am regretti

[11:11] but also i love you and im so proud of you!!!!!

thebettermiya

[11:12] im feeling so unloved right now

[11:12] attacked

[11:13] am beset with grief

ninjashoyou

[11:13] we are Literally cuddling

kageyamatobio

[11:15] god, i really do love you

[11:15] both of you

ninjashoyou

[11:15] <3

kageyamatobio

[11:17] <3 <3

[11:19] is it alright if i say we’re together? the three of us?

ninjashoyou

[11:20] yeS

[11:21] atsumus nodding off but he says yes too

[11:21] go for it bby

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setter. @kageyama_tobio

yes im gay yes im very much in love with @ninjashoyou and @thebettermiya now can the reporters crowding the sidewalk please go away so i can buy pork buns for my boyfriends in peace thank you

41.2k Retweets 218.6k Likes 1.2k Comments

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shoyous setters ;))

thebettermiya

[13:02] did i MISS

[13:03] tobios first use of the heart emoticon

[13:03] SHOYOU WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UP FOR THIS

kageyamatobio

[13:05] have another

[13:06] <3

thebettermiya

[13:08] wait

[13:08] i dont trust this

[13:09] you literally told me it was an “ugly approximation of a heart” the other day im screenshotting this >:(((

kageyamatobio

[13:09] no one’s going to believe you anyway, babe :)

ninjashoyou

[13:11] stop breaking him im trying to SLEEP go buy my pork buns or ill tell your mom about the 48,500 yen jacket you bought the other day

kageyamatobio

[13:13] i can’t believe people think you’re nice

[13:14] here

[13:14] image attachment  

thebettermiya

[13:19] goody two shoes lMAO

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i miss the vineeee @ijustwannamowhay

vleague twt really be out there tryna fight with skate twt for being the gayest sport huh bwhahahh

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make twitter straight again @skrrrrtskrrrrt

listen why do people just gotta be so loud about gay like youve represented the COUNTRY cant you have some decency and keep it on the down low

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hunay @theskysnotreallyblue

i wake up and my whole tl is quaking japanese moots whats going on

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shoyous setters ;))

thebettermiya

[15:27] gonna tweet something dont get too mad i just needa get smth off my chest

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bi and PROUD @thebettermiya

listen up because im not gonna repeat myself: tobio was gay when he got recruited by u-19 scouts. he was gay when he got signed with the adlers right after taking home the gold in the olympics. he’s been gay even BEFORE he became the highest ranked setter in japan. you KNOW without tobios dumps and serves last seasons intercontinentals win wouldnt have been ours.

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bi and PROUD @thebettermiya

n e ways whats this bullshit about my boyfriend being ashamed of being gay do you think someone whos ashamed would spend 30,000 yen on (very ugly adidas) pride shoes alone every year i think NOT

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bi and PROUD @thebettermiya

a gay man brought home the gold for japan MULTIPLE TIMES, and sho and i are proud as FUCK to call him our boyfriend. show some goddamn respect.

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will stab for kageyama tobio @adlersadlersadlers

weve been waiting for a shitshow from the stupids theyve been too quiet since bokuto kotarou and akaashi keiji got married gay sports twt i say its high time we unite and snatch locals wigs again #ShowSomeGoddamnRespect

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     KATSUKI YUURI 4 PYEONGCHANG18 @iceicebabey___

     omfg #CongratulationsBokuto owned 2017 LET’S

livin that baller life @pitchmitch

skate twt and vball twt solidarity in 20gayteen?? oh man the last time this happened was when alisa haiba (russian national volleyball player lev haiba’s sister) got viktor nikiforov to model in her spring campaign this gon be powerful as FUCK rip hetties #SHOWSOMEGODDAMNRESPECT

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Schweiden Adlers @adlers_vleague

While Kageyama isn’t open to comment at the moment, the Adlers and management are more than proud of our setter. #LoveIsLove

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all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

i cant believe he didnt even bother to come out he just changed usernames and went off on the haters for his BOYFRIEND (!!) listen we all hc miya atsumu as the bad boy tM but hes literally the softest YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER #ShowSomeGoddamnRespect

2.5k Retweets 6.7k Likes 521 Comments

     #SHOWSOMEGODDAMNRESPECT @jackalsenthusiast

     KAGUMI DID YOU SEE HINATAS NEW TWT HANDLE

          all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

          FCK FKC VLEAGUE TWT WE WON??

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the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

Retweeted from @thebettermiya

a gay man brought home the gold for japan MULTIPLE TIMES, and sho and i are proud as FUCK to call him our boyfriend. show some goddamn respect.

the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

Retweeted from @kageyamatobio

yes im gay yes im very much in love with @ninjashoyou and @thebettermiya now please get out of the store so i can buy pork buns for my boyfriends in peace (yes im talking to you @ the reporters in the window)

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dont talk to me or my son ever again @oikawa_tooooru

listen i wasnt gonna say anyth bc its not my fight to fight but @ the people tweeting dumb shit about keeping the gays out of sports: we’ve always been here. we’re gonna keep being here AND we’re going to keep climbing to the top and killing it. if you dont like it then stop talking at my feet and get on our level so you can say it to our faces but you cant even do that so im sorry you’re shit losers.

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     i need my kneecaps, sorry @ushiwaka

     Well said, Oikawa

          dont talk to me or my son ever again @oikawa_toooooru

          ew listen if it was any other time id have you blocked and reported but koushi says i need to work on ““being nicer”” and thanks for sticking up for tobio or whatever

               i need my kneecaps, sorry @ushiwaka

               It’s quite touching to see how you care about your junior, to be honest. It didn't seem that way back when we were playing in high school. And while we’re on that topic, it’s also truly a shame you didn’t come to Shiratorizawa; our literature department would have appreciated your eloquence.

                    dont talk to me or my son ever again @oikawa_tooooru

                    OH FUCK YOU FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKALL SHUT UP ABOUT SHIRATORIZAWA YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS POSER

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sugasugasuga + oikawa_toooooru

sugasugasuga

[17:36] i cant believe youre actually getting along with ushijima wow

[17:38] i spoke too soon didnt i

oikawa_toooooru

[17:41] koushi you dont UNDERSTAND

[17:42] i TRIED to play nice okay

sugasugasuga

[17:44] sure you did, love 

[17:44] i mean it’s not like any time anyone says sh*ratorizawa you lose your shit

oikawa_toooooru

[17:46] koushiiii

[17:47] (இ﹏இ`｡)

sugasugasuga

[17:53] (✿˶˘ ³˘)~♡

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welcome to walmarts @magahatsoff

theres what,, three gay dudes on the msby team?? changing rooms must be scary lol

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buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

@magahatsoff imagine being so insecure in your masculinity you cant be bros with someone just because theyre gay. grow up.

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     buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

     no miya im still smad over you ratting me out

          bi and PROUD @thebettermiya

          aw cmon its been weeks man,, why be smad when i know meians new  netflix password and we can binge drag race 10 👀

               im nice i swear @meian_shuugone

               i changed it for a REASON you know

                    buff volleyballers 4 bernie @oliverbarnes

                    YOURE JUST SALTY WE TOLD YOU VANESSA VANJIE HAD TO GO (AND AQUARIAS GONNA WIN)

                          bi and PROUD @thebettermiya

                          FACTS (NO SHES NOT EW 😷😷)

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Show Some Goddamn Respect

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the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

vleague twt thank you for doing your thing but if anyone of you fuckers make tobio cry again i will personally destroy you

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the sun is queer @ninjashoyous

actually, don’t even think of coming for EITHER of my setters good night :-)

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#SHOWSOMEGODDAMNRESPECT @jackalsenthusiast

that was the single most terrifying thing ive ever read and IM an msby stan

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     all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

     RIGHT?? the fact that he got angry enough to say fuck on twt for the first time yknow shits serious

          will stab for kageyama tobio @adlersadlersadlers

          #LetHinataSayFuck

               R E S P E C T @sorasoars

               #LetHinataSayFuck AMEN but also the way he called them HIS setters though im not crying we all are

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R E S P E C T @sorasoars

TIXX FOR ADLERS-HORNETS MATCH JUST DROPPED SHDDSHBSH IVE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY L I F E

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     all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

     we are GOING to NAGOYA, BABEY

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im nice i SWEAR y’all are just weak @meian_shuugone

wearing CAPS and MASKS and SUNGLASSES to an INDOOR GAME is NOT a good disguise yes this is a call out

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     whats a msby black jackal @shion_inunaki

     leave em alone cap they literally have half a brain cell when it comes to their boyfriend

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p! s! a! @streamtonightbyjinonsoundcloud

are all volleyball games this loud or is it just those two dudes in the front row (esp when the black-haired setter serves?? sirs i cant feel my eardrums)

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all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby 

no FUCKING way is that??? miya atsumu and hinata shoyou????? in the front row of the adlers stands?????//

1.4k Retweets 5.6k Likes 98 Comments

     all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby 

     holy SHIT is hinata wearing a WHITE jersey (mayhaps KAGEYAMAS HSBFHGDSVGVGD)          

          all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

          anyways im 99.8% sure?? miyas wearing the same adidas jacket??? 

               R E S P E C T @sorasoars

                thats defo kageyamas brb gonna combust

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here comes the sun @ninjashoyou

congratulations to big server kageyama tobio for that game ending service ace look at those ARMS @thebettermiya dyou think he’ll sign my jersey 😳😳

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     good-BI :* @thebettermiya

     hes literally so gorgeous  kageyama tobio marry me pleasE 😳😳😳

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shoyou’s setters ;))

ninjashoyou

[19:07] M-WORD

[19:08] TSUMU YOU CANT SAY THE M-WORD!! TOBIO WILL DO HIS THING 

thebettermiya

[19:10] you mean the

[19:11] hurr durr im kageyama tobio what is this. affection?  nasty disgusting  get that shit away from me

kageyamatobio

[19:13] har har

[19:14] funny. 1/10.

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all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

due to personal reasons i will be PASSING AWAY

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     #SHOWSOMEGODDAMNRESPECT @jackalsenthusiast

     kagumi you alright???

          all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

          NO BC I WAS LOOKING FOR THE WASHROOMS AND GUESS WHO I FUCKING BUMPED INTO!! M I Y A A T S U M U AND ANYWAYS I WAS LIKE FUCK NO WAY IM SO SORRY YOU ARE LIKE MY BI-CON SHIT SORRY ITS JUST. U INSPIRED ME TO COME OUT AND MY FRIENDS AND I ARE LIKE ALL IN SUPPORT OF YOUR R/S NOT THAT ITS ANYONES RIGHT TO JUDGE WHO YOURE DATING I MEAN LIKE UHH FUCK SORRY BYE so No, i am not AL RIGHT

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shoyous setters ;))

kageyamatobio

[19:20] debriefs ending where are we going

ninjashoyou

[19:21] we’re at the side gate

[19:21] omi-senpai said that iizuna-san said that theres a great miso katsu place near meitetsu

[19:23] you might wanna hurry up atsumus going to cry

[19:23] a fan came up to him and said that he was!! her bi-con!!!!

[19:23] ‘sho i’m gonna cry she started saying all these nice things and im not NICE im COOL’ 

[19:24] oh god tsumu your eyes are Red

thebettermiya

[19:25] NOT CRYING SHU T UP

[19:26] anyway why do you get to call omi-omi omi but not ME we went to MIDDLE SCHOOL CAMPS TOGETHER LIT-RALLY

kageyamatobio

[19:27] that sounds a lot like some latent middle school pining :eyes:

thebettermiya

[19:27] I DID NOT-

[19:27] WHO FUCKING SNITCHED

[19:27] OSAMU THAT SHITHEAD

[19:28] HURRY UP WITH DEBRIEF IM HUNGRY

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good-BI :* @thebettermiya

“shut up” “make me” @ hot dork #1 and hot dork #2 why are you sounding like homoerotic rivals over noodles

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     i wish i was jared, 19 @kageyamatobio 

     you are literally halfway in my lap and holding sho’s hand under the table who’s the real dork, loser

          good-BI :* @thebettermiya

          i thought bein out would make you LESS mean not more this is abuse

               the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

               its cause everyone knows he loves you so he can be as mean as he wants and not start another RIVAL SETTERS?? tabloid piece ;9

                    the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

                    OH MY GOD YOURE BOTH BLUSHING SBDHSH

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You have (1) new message(s) from :3c

[02:31]  shoyou, we have a new line do you want in

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to :3c

[05:37] kenma pls tell me u werent grindign turnips till four am agai n

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the sun is queer @ninjashoyou

something in the works ;) @bouncing_ball

[id: a mirror selfie of hinata shoyou in a white shirt and Bouncing Ball shorts. the B logo, instead of its usual black on white, is white on a rainbow circle.]

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     i wish i was jared, 19 @kageyamatobio

     ARE THOSE MY 2017 PRIDE CONVERSES ATSUMU SAID YOU LOST THEM

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Nmbr編集部 @nmbrweb

In celebration of Pride month, we’ll be having LGBT+ athletes take over our Twitter for a day every Monday and Thursday. Who would YOU like to see?

8.2k Retweets 28.9k Likes 2.1k Comments

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what is a daddy material @n_romero

It’s a week till June and Tobio’s been wearing a different pair of rainbow-coloured shoes to practice every day kiddo how many do you even have, and should we be Worried? 

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     good-BI :* @thebettermiya

     mr romero do you really wanna know

          i wish i was jared, 19 @kageyamatobio

          more importantly, atsumu do you have in your posession my white and chequered pride converses

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i wish i was jared, 19 @kageyamatobio

called out post @ninjashoyou @thebettermiya stop ignoring my texts I KNOW YOU HAVE MY SHOES

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

whats cookin!!!!!

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simping hours 24/7 @jackalsenthusiast

oh my fucking god i CALLED IT

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @bbqsauceonmetitties

@nmbrweb pspsps breakfast live-tweet? (spare miya atsumu pic?? spare miya atsumu pic for the starving children)

i have no idea what to do but that sounds fun!!

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

atsumus trying to make eggs ft tobio drinking milk like the heathen he is

[image id: selfie taken by hinata, who can be seen beaming in a tastefully decorated kitchen. atsumu is beating at bowl by the counter, looking visibly distressed. slightly off-camera, kageyama can be seen drinking straight from a MEIJI MILK carton.]

 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

clearly the cooking gene was only passed to one miya twin (hint: it’s the one with the 2 michelin star onigiri chain)

 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

⠀⠀⠀Retweeted from @sorasoars

⠀⠀⠀@nmbrweb hang on thats not the msby dorm kitchen!! (also kageyamas there?????)

we just moved out!! and tobio had an away game in kyoto yesterday so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

is tobio ACTUALLY telling him to microwave it

 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

oh my god atsumus putting the entire mixing bowl inside

 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

this is why we can’t have nice things bbl gotta stop my setters from burning down our kitchen

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Trending

#HinatasNmbrAMA

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his setters

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all hail bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby 

anyways where ARE kageyamas shoes #HinatasNmbrAMA

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

oh boy that’s a LOT of tweets

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @jjksupremacy

is sakusa kiyoomi army?!!!! #HinatasNmbrAMA

yes!! he can and will pepper spray at you in a suga 93 hoodie (that handle is spot on btw)

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     FESTA LOCKDOWN @jjksupremacy

     !!!!! are you #oneofus

          hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

          listen i am a taken man but jeon jungkook can Get it,,, anyways its hard not to omi-senpai blasts the cyphers on loop when he stress-cleans (which is, every time tsumu or bo-senpai or olli breathes or somethng)

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @beachbitch

#HinatasNmbrAMA if kageyama doesnt want to be his son then can oikawa tooru adopt me pls (also we miss you in beach!!! ninja shoyou comeback when ;-;)

tobio will never admit it but he’ll fistfight you for it (ninja shoyou comeback not now sorry ://)

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @paninihead_

for #HinatasNmbrAMA do you cook for your boyfriends, since neither of them can

listen, kageyama tobio? that boy can Cook dont let him fool you hes just pretending he cant so that atsumu will keep making his kitchen nightmares-worthy breakfasts why does no one believe me (@yamagucci @yeetchis we saw it trng camp 2015 back me up hERE)

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yamagucci + ninjashoyou

yamagucci

[11:16] kags has more dirt on me than you do sorry :*

[11:17] ask kei hes the only one kageyama doesnt have blackmail material on

ninjashoyou

[11:19] i owe tsukki two and a quarter favours now that man is Dangerous

[11:19] i still get nightmares about fukurodani camp ‘14

[11:27] WAIT DONT TELL HIM THAT DONT TELL HIM THAT I DONT WANNA SHAVE HALF MY EYEBROWS AGAIN

[11:28] YAMAGUCHI !!

[11:30] TADASHI I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @miyaslefteyebrow

were yall already together during interhigh 2014? because that 29-30 deuce rally was intENSE im talking you + kageyama looked like yall were either gonna angrily make out with miya or punch him in the face (also inarizaki court captain miya atsumu was SEXY) #HinatasNmbrAMA

(right???? tobio had like a gay crisis everytime he served but i digress) that was like  4 years ago oh my god i cant believe people actually remember;; but nope! the three of us didnt get together till olympics i think 

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hinata shoyou is a (not-so-)big liar @kageyamatobio 

@ninjashoyou (need i remind you of the joust in the second set) whos the one who had a gay crisis now

[screenshot]

grande crows

2014/08/16

 

shoyou

[22:31] but why did they have to make miya atsumu captain

[22:31] i dont know how but hes exponentially hotter

 

lamp post

[22:32] i can’t tell who's worse, you or the king

 

god is a woman and shes Scary

[22:32] i heard someone walking past ennoshitas coming your way hide your phones

[22:33] and GO to BED

 

the gucci yama

[22:34] yes yachi

 

shoyou

[22:34] yes yachi

1.7k Retweets 9.2k Likes 314 Comments 

     whatever it is, sorry tsukki @yamagucci

     damn they should've called you the king of receipts instead

          tadashi i know where you live @ninjashoyou

          yamaguchi answer my texts!!!

               whatever it is, sorry tsukki @yamagucci

               suddenly i can't read

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @barnes4president

whats it like playing with the jackals!! #HinatasNmbrAMA

lotsa fun!! everyones That good and meian is the mean dad and shion is the fun dad. thomas and olli are cool except they got tsumu into drag race and now my boyfriend sounds like beauty community twt and i am Distressed. i only played with bo-senpai in hs training camps so 1/

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

playing on the same team is an Experience hes like my other gay dad (emphasis on other because daichi will get mad);;  omi-senpai was intimidating at first but he threw me a hersheys bar once after i cleaned the kitchen so i think we’re chill?? /2

     adriah with no n @adriARGH

     sakusa gave you chocolate from his super duper ultra secret stash??? he keeps playing favourites its not FAIR

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msby more like a whole Mess

bohooto_k

[17:42] i want a hersheys bar toooooo :(((((

oliverbarnes

[17:43] sakusa “i dont play favourites you all suck” kiyoomi explain yourself

adriAGH

[17:44] sakusa @ shoyou: oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous

[17:44] sakusa @ the rest of us: you fucking DONKEYS

thebettermiya

[17:46] omi omi we see you lurking

sakusa kiyoomi

[17:46] don’t call me that

[17:48] why’d you choose that handle anyway, it’s confusing at times because we all know osamu’s the better miya

bohooto_k

[17:49] OMI-KUN NICE KILL!!!

oliverbarnes

[17:49] SDKJDFDJK YOU DID NOT JUST

adriARGH

[17:49] kansai yelling in 3

[17:49] 2

thebettermiya

[17:49] YOU DID NOT

[17:50] YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH

[17:50] MEET ME OUTSIDE 7-11 AT 3 AM

[17:50] I WILL PHYSICALLY THROW HANDS

meian_shuugone

[17:51] you will not, because i know where your boyfriend’s shoes are

[17:51] no ONE is fighting ANYBODY

ninjashoyou

[17:51] ??

meian_shuugone

[17:52] your other, meaner boyfriend whose limited edition converses you stole

thebettermiya

[17:53] do you want samus new tarako onigiri or not

ninjashoyou

[17:55] tsumu nice save

inunaki_shion

[17:56] damn miya

[17:57] back at it again with onigiri bribery

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

we got ice cream and tsumu hooked netflix to our tv and ponyo is playing so it’s now #HinatasNmbrAMA with the boyfriends ;)

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @adlersadlersadlers

#HinatasNmbrAMA how do yall handle the ldr? and do you have any advice uuu

lotsa skyping! whenever we have a game in the area we go to tobio’s and vice versa; definitely communicate more and check in with your partner/s frequently. (a: it’s not easy, but he’s worth it) (t. is blushing lma o)

1.2k Retweets 8.3k Likes 118 Comments 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @kagedaddy

most annoying thing about each other #HinatasNmbrAMA

atsumu: the drag twt lingo. t. says he has no filter

tobio: a. says the shoes. its definitely the shoes. and anything remotely pride-related (tbh when we werent out yet this was tobios way of showing pride?? eugh im not crying thats tsumu)

1.1k Retweets 8.1k Likes 122 Comments 

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @sunflowerchild

things about the boyfriends no one knows about #HinatasNmbrAMA

they both blush easily (t says its because im just plain mean this is slander)

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @smokeweederrdayerrnight

storytime ft the boyfriends?? #HinatasNmbrAMA

tobios mom has been calling me son since the last year of hs but tsumu doesnt know that she. does that. so the first time she called him son he was cried (a: i did NOT)

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hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Replying to @sosoososoos

better setter? #HinatasNmbrAMA

nope nuh uh not doing that

1.4k Retweets 8.9k Likes 341 Comments

hinata takeover!! :> @nmbrweb

Retweeted from @stanmsby

#HinatasNmbrAMA okay but seriously though where are his shoessss

oops would you look at the time thank you all for your questions. remember kiddos be gay do crimes (t: /no!!/) bye

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Real-time Sports Updates @sportsnewsdaily

#MSBYBlackJackal Hinata Shoyou twists ankle in fourth set against #DESEOHornets, Jackals take match 3–1 with league-wide record-breaking 6 service aces from Miya Atsumu.

1.6k Retweets 4.3k Likes 936 Comments

HESAIDYES @adlersadlersadlers

ONE second. i look away for ONE SECOND!!!

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HEPROPOSED @jackalsenthusiast

no but miya atsumu breaking league record for service aces,,, because his boy got taken out near set point,,,,, WHEN WILL YOUR BOYFRIEND EVER

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     HAIL service ace record-breaking bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

     NO BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS, what will KAGEYAMA i-buy-every-pride-shoe-there-is TOBIO, king of extra™, DO

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shiiiratorizawa [clap, clap, clap-clap] @ushiwaka

Sometimes, when the stars are in exact alignment, and Jupiter is in retrograde, Kageyama can be, as the some may call it, a Soft Boi

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     don't talk to me or my son ever again @oikawa_toooooru

     (softly, but with feeling) what in the fuck

          USHIWAKA I'LL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS @kourai_hoshiumi

          he means your idiot son is gonna pull another pr nightmare stunt

               oh my fucking god, hes fucking dead @kageyamatobio

               he is NOT my dad shut your fuck

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i believe in adlers superiority @schweidcns

TWO OF MY COWORKERS PULLED MY ASIDE AND SAID KAGEYAMA TOBIOS AT SDJ??? I WAS GONE FOR A SEASON WHAT?????

937 Retweets 1.9k Likes 32 Comments 

     current mood: a knife @sorasoars

     omg queen you're BACK!!! (kageyama came out, dont get an aneurysm when you go google surfin) 

          i believe in adlers superiority @schweidcns

          i leave to get a job and this shit happens are you kidding me and no one bothered to @ me???  (HELLS YEAH I CALLED IT ALL ALONG IM SO FUCJING HAPPY FOR HIM) 

               HAIL service ace record-breaking bisexual king miya atsumu @stanmsby

               you can take the girl outta the vball life, but you cant take the vball life outta the girl huh

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livin that hashtag blessed life @ninjashoyou

[image id: a bag of pork buns in a plastic konbini bag, on a glass and chrome coffee table. a foot in a cast is propped up next to it. in the background, a haphazardly kicked-off pair of vans with a stripe of rainbow on either side can be seen next to a neat row of nikes and asics gym shoes.]

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     hinata shoyou??! hinata shoyou?!! @thebettermiya

     haha whipped

          oh my fucking god, hes fucking dead @kageyamatobio

          you were saying?

         [image id: hinata shoyou and miya atsumu on a grey couch, cuddling. hinata’s foot is wrapped in a cast, and atsumu is flipping the bird at the person behind the camera, whose socked feet are in hinata’s lap.]

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USHIWAKA I’LL REALLY BREAK UR KNEECAPS @hoshiumi_kourai

@kageyamatobio suzuka-sensei is going to murder you fyi have fun running suicides on monday

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     Sokolov Tatsuto @sokawkawlov

     haha but tobio is liking run suicides ))

          USHIWAKA I’LL REALLY BREAK UR KNEECAP @hoshiumi_kourai

          ur right we forgot hes a volleyball robot ew

               oh my fucking god, hes fucking dead @kageyamatobio

               :-)

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theyaskuhowurandujusthavetosayurfine @adlers4lyfe

i am DECEASED

[image id: kageyama tobio and miya atsumu, waiting in line at a Churrasco establishment. they’re holding hands, and kageyama’s tilting his head at atsumu, smiling softly.]

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NOT livin that hashtag blessed life @ninjashoyou

so apparently tobio and tsumu are not getting a puppacino for rei-chan even though she is a Very Good Girl!! internet do your thing and bully them into getting one

[image id: a tiny brown daschund, sitting on the same chrome and glass coffee table featured in an earlier post. she’s giving the camera the biggest puppy eyes.]

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     oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead @kageyamatobio

     no.

     hinata shoyou??! hinata shoyou @thebettermiya 

     stop it stop it im cavin

          oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead @kageyamatobio

          traitor

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shoyous setters ;))

thebettermiya

[14:12] SHOYOU TELL TOBIO TO STOP WHACKING ME

[14:13] OW

ninjashoyou

[14:14] 👀

[14:15] but do you got the Goods?

thebettermiya

[14:17] image attachment

            [id: kageyama tobio, baseball cap pulled low over his eyes. he’s flipping the camera off with one hand, holding a starbucks takeout bag with the other. a smile’s tugging at the corner of his lips.]

[14:17] yeah we do got the goods

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end me @sachihiru

@ninjashoyou miso-chan is cuter

[image id: a golden shiba inu, curled on a sweater in signature adlers colours. hoshiumi kourai can be seen in the background, yelling.]

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our dog >>> yours @thebettermiya

@sachihiru you need to get new glasses

[image id: rei-chan, curled up on the stomach of kageyama tobio, who’s wearing a worn msby hoodie, and booping her on the nose]

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MISO-CHAN BEST GIRL @hoshiumi_kourai

@thebettermiya YOU ARENT EVEN HER REAL DAD

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oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead @kageyamatobio

@hoshiumi_kourai take that back or you’re not getting any sets on monday

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oh my fucking god, he’s fucking dead @kageyamatobio

also, our dog is superior

[image id: miya atsumu, in a supreme hoodie and gucci sunglasses. he’s carrying rei-chan, who’s wearing a supreme snapback and a tinier version of atsumu’s shades, a lá lion king. in the background of the shot, hinata shoyou can be seen burying his face in his hands.]

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end me @sachihiru

i have a phd in looking at animals, so clearly:

im right youre wrong shut up

[image id: hoshiumi kourai is holding miso-chan, who’s in a miniature diploma cap that matches the one hirugami sachirou’s wearing.]

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NOT livin that hashtag blessed life @ninjashoyou

youre all idiots we’re settling this on the court like real men

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MISO-CHAN BEST GIRL @hoshiumi_kourai

get ready to have your ass SERVED

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not mean anymore i want be loved now @meian_shuugone

@ninjashoyou  YOU are on IR there will be NO PLAYING OF VOLLEYBALL

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absolute unit @hirufuku

what, are you scared lol

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mean again @meian_shuugone

see you on the court, asshole

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my best friends are BETROTHED, ENGAGED, AFFIANCED @stanmsby

it started off with a broken ankle how did it end up like this

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Chapter Text

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three years later.

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Kageyama Tobio, the sun is bi and 15 others retweeted

#Toyko2021 @TokyoOlympics

The Tokyo Olympics will have a record number of competing LGBTQ+ athletes, surpassing the record set by #Rio2016 . For more information regarding the history of LGBTQ+ athletes in the Olympics, visit bit.ly/13t5a…

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JACK ZIMMERMANN IS A TRIPLE GOLD CLUB MEMBER @falconerss

@stanmsby what is a hinata shoyou and why are all my sports mutuals talking about him

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     OLYMPICS BAYBEE @stanmsby 

     he’s the point leader of the brazilian superliga and the king of gay v-twt, but more importanty, also 1/3 of the reason why v-twt is the superior gay sports twitter 

          VIKNIK COMEBACK LOCKDOWN @iceicebaby___

          cher if we combine both our sports into one ultimate knife shoes sport we can crush v-twt like gnats they are

               OLYMPICS BAYBEE @stanmsby

              aimee you wanna say that again to my sword-wielding fiancee’s face

                    i pretend i do not see it @ribbitribbitbitch

                    mom come pick me up the sports sapphics are fighting in the parking lot again

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suns sorta gay ngl @ninjashoyou

OLYMPICS OLYMPICS

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     HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY @bohooto_k

     OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS

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THE #1 anti-onigiri twitter @thebettermiya 

is someone defecting 🤔 #LikeFatherLikeSon

[image id: oikawa tooru is talking to kageyama tobio. they’re both in nike sweats, and standing around in an hotel lobby. oikawa’s laughing, while there’s a hint of a smile on kageyama’s face]

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     hajime where are my green skittles bitch @oikawa_tooooru

     okay ur my fav son in law now. also i want that photo

          I hate my dad(s) @kageyamatobio

          who said i wanted to get married to either of those idiots

               hajime where are my green skittles bitch @oikawa_toooooru

              idk tobio the way you were looking at the rings when i dragged you to go ring shopping with me last year says so otherwise

                    I hate my dad(s) @kageyamatobio

                   duh. what if you got suga a cartier monstrosity and he decides not to marry you. then what.

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‘OLYMPICS OLYMPICS’ @jackalsenthusiast

rare sighting of the Stolen Converses on hinata shoyou today #wherearehisshoes

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KAGEYAMA TOBIO IS AN OLYMPIAN @adlersadlersadlers

in honour of the boys going to the olympics, a thread on the three-year long saga of the Stolen Converses (1/)

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Trending in Olympics

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#danceofflympics2021

suns sorta gay ngl @ninjashoyou 

DANCE OFF ON FLOOR 13 @oikawa_tooooru BRING THE SOUTH AMERICANA BOYS

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     olympiciiiii!!!!! @emiemilio

     shoyouuuu team italia wants in too 👀

     USA USA USA @oliverbarnes

      we’re bringing the beer and a smackdown at just dance 6 #danceofflympics2021

severely underpaid babysitter @iwaizumi_hjm

#danceofflympics2021 will have three rounds per national team, then two champions will face off against the other national team in four rounds for the title of the mens volleyball dancing king

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     hajime where are my green skittles bitch @oikawa_tooooru

     young and sweet, only seventeen,

olympiciiiii!!!!! @emiemilio

team usa kind of sucky

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     adriah without an n @adriAGH

     TAKE THAT BACK BITCH

‘OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS’ @sorasoars

arent the usa and italian teams on the same floor #danceofflympics2021

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     OLYMPICS BAYBEE @stanmsby

     headlines tomorrow: ‘italian mens volleyball captain emilio guiseppe bianchi found stabbed mysteriously in hotel lift’

I hate my dad(s) @kageyamatobio

@thebettermiya got moves

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     suns sorta gay ngl @ninjashoyou

     babe u shouldntve taken him up on that bet lmao

suns sorta gay ngl @ninjashoyou

#danceofflympics2021 ushiwaka and oikawa are squaring off for the semi-finals. this is going to be a bloodbath

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‘OLYMPICS OLYMPICS’ @jackalsenthusiast

remember when directioners hacked 1D hotel cameras,,, ahhahaha how much for your services #danceofflympics2021

21 Retweets 291 Likes 7 Comments 

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OLYMPICS BAYBEE @stanmsby

THE JAPANESE NATIONAL TEAM IS THE TOP SEED IN THE MENS VOLLEYBALL PRELIMINARIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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🏃 @leghaiba

double date 🥳

[image id: selfie taken by lev haiba in the booth of what appears to be a sushi restaurant. yaku morisuke is rolling his eyes next to him, while hinata shoyou is sticking a tongue out at the camera. next to him, kageyama tobio and miya atsumu can be seen arguing over the menu. they are very clearly holding hands.]

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lev haiba’s gay valentino sneakers @mytearsaregucci

LEV HAIBA’S SECRET BOYFRIEND IS EKATARINBURG’S MORISUKE YAKU?????

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     I KNEW IT I KNEW IT @valentinhoe

     honey he brought him to lfw20 how did you miss that

          lev haiba’s gay valentino sneakers @mytearsaregucci

          I THOUGHT IT WAS A NO HOMO THING

               I KNEW IT I KNEW IT @valentinhoe

              HE LITERALLY SAID ‘morisuke-senpai’s always a great date’ FOR THE ISKUSSTVO FEAUTURE WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO HOMO

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‘OLYMPICS OLYMPICS’ / deceased. @jackalsenthusiast

WHEN I ASKED “MSBY REUINION WHEN””” I DID NOT MEAN LIKE THIS

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‘OLYMPICS OLYMPICS OLYMPICS’ @sorasoars

TEAM USA AGAINST TEAM JPN FOR QF WHAT IN THE FUCK

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     OLYMPICS BAYBEE @stanmsby

     babe HOLD MEEEE my msby boys are squaring up I CANNOT WATCH THIS

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THE #1 anti-onigiri twitter @thebettermiya

#blessed

[image id: it’s dark, and the shot is clearly taken quite shakily, but the tv illuminates the way kageyama tobio, miya atsumu, and hinata shoyou are falling asleep on top of each other on the floor, a shared quilt around their shoulders.]

19.8k Retweets 48k Likes 1.8k Comments

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I AM PRETENDING I DO NOT SEE IT @ribbitribbitbitch

hahahhahaha if argentina wins this set it’s argentina v japan for the finals hahahhaha what if

91 Retweets 310 Likes 19 Comments

I AM PRETENDING I DO NOT SEE IT @ribbitribbitbitch

DHJFDFUSD ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING SOMEBODY KILL ME

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Team Japan @team_JPN

Tune into Channel 7 of the National Broadcast as Team Japan faces off against Argentina for the #Tokyo2021 Mens Volleyball Gold Medal Game. More information at teamjpn.jp/v...

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KAGEYAMA TOBIO IS A TWO-TIME OLYMPIAN @adlersadlersadlers

its been a meme on v-twt about how theres so many gay athletes in v-olympics this year but seriously though. let's talk about this: seven years ago i would never have even thought of the possibility of there being even an out gay athlete from japan. (1/

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     KAGEYAMA TOBIO IS A TWO-TIME OLYMPIAN @adlersadlersadlers

      tomorrow, team japan will be competing for the gold. five of them are queer athletes. no matter the scoreboard, no matter the outcome, when that whistle blows, think about how far they’ve come, to stand on this stage. v-twt, we should all be so, so proud of the boys. so, not for the last time: (2/

     KAGEYAMA TOBIO IS A TWO-TIME OLYMPIAN @adlersadlersadlers

     #ShowSomeGoddamnRespect (/fin)