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Poe has started a chat room

Poe invited Finn

Poe: Hi

Finn: Hi

Poe: So...

Rey: SAY IT!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!

Poe: Rey what are you doing this is a private chat.

Rose: WE’RE GETTING YOU TWO TO ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!

Poe: Rose wut how are you guys doing this THIS IS A PRIVATE CHAT.

Rey: She’s a mechanic, I’m a Jedi. We’re a good team.

Rose: Just like you two <3

Poe: Aren’t you guys supposed to be enjoying girls night or something?

Rey: We are. We’re enjoying this immensely :)

Rose: Finn, Poe, you guys are cool and all, but when it comes to feelings...

Rey: Not so good in the feelings department.

Rose: Well most boys aren’t. Trust me, I know from experience!

Rey: Experience? Wait...do you have a boyfriend?

Rose: Maybe.

Rey: GUYS ROSE HAS A KRIFFING BOYFRIEND!!!!!! WHAT’S HIS NAME???

Rose: We’ll discuss this later. AnYwAy...you two like each other.

Finn: no we don’t!

Rose: You told me two weeks ago when Poe was away too long on a mission.

Finn: YoU pRoMiSeD nOt To TeLl AnYoNe!!!!

Rey: And Poe, you told me yesterday.

Poe: ...do you guys talk about us behind our backs?

Rose: What do you think girls night is for?

Rey: That’s not the point. Point is, you like each other.

Poe: Rey-

Rey has left the chat

Poe: Rose-

Rose has left the chat

Finn: Did you actually say that?

Poe: Yes. You?

Finn: Yes.

Zorii: YES I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Rose

Rey invited Zorii

Rey invited Jannah

Rey: Rose.

Rose: Wut?

Rey: You know what.

Rose: No I really don’t.

Rey: YOUR BOYFRIEND

Rose: ...

Jannah: Wait, Rose has a boyfriend?

Zorii: ROSE HAS A BOYFRIEND I TOLD YOU JANNAH!!!!!!

Zorii invited Kaydel

Zorii: KAYDEL ROSE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Kaydel: I know.

Rey: WHAT???

Jannah: WHAT????

Zorii: ASDFGHJKL WHAT AND YOU DIDN’T TELL US?!?!?!?!

Kaydel: Yep. He’s pretty nice once you get to know him.

Rey: What’s his name?

Rose: I can’t tell you.

Jannah: What whyyyy?

Rose: Fine his name is Armitage.

Rey: Like Armitage Hux the First Order general?

Rose: That’s oddly specific. Yes.

Kaydel: But he’s a nice guy! He’s the spy!

Zorii: WHAT

Jannah: WHAT

Rey: I know.

Rose: what? How? No one else knows!

Rey: Someone told me.

Jannah: Guys I think she’s blushing.

Zorii: Rose?

Jannah: Rey is definitely blushing!!!

Rey: No I’m not!

Jannah: I can see you, you’re sitting in the corner of the mess hall. And you’re blushing.

Zorii: Exposed!!

Jannah: Wait...who told you?

Rey: Someone.

Jannah: Guys I don’t think Rose is the only one with a boyfriend.

Kaydel: REY??

Rey: Guys Jedi can’t marry. Or fall in love.

Kaydel: Leia.

Rose: Anakin Skywalker.

Zorii: She’s got a boyfriend.

Rose: What’s his name???

Kaydel: Wait don’t say it yet!

Kaydel invited Phasma

Kaydel: Okay now.

Phasma: What is this?

Jannah: Rose told us her secret boyfriend’s name.

Zorii: And now Rey’s gonna tell us hers.

Rey: No she isn’t because she doesn’t have a boyfriend.

Kaydel: YES YOU DO

Jannah: She’s blushing even harder now guys.

Rey: Shut up Jannah!

Jannah: Aww, she left the mess hall, I can’t see her any more.

Phasma: You guys are insane but the FO is so boring and i have nothing to do so I’ll stay.

Kaydel: Yay! Besties!

Zorii: I think we’re all learning some startling things about each other today...

Rose: REY TELL USSSSSSS

Rey: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Rose: I told you all about Arm.

Jannah: Aww...she calls him Arm! <3

Phasma: Arm short for Armitage?

Rose: Yes

Phasma: Oh so that’s who he was talking to the other night.

Rose: You heard? Don’t tell anyone PLEASE!!

Phasma: No problem, it’s about time that guy found a friend.

Kaydel: Guys, Rey still hasn’t told us.

Zorii: Tell us or I’m stealing the keys to the Falcon again.

Jannah: Again? Wow Zorii...

Zorii: I’m a criminal, okay?

Rose: TELL US!

Phasma: TELL US!!!

Kaydel: TELL US!!!

Zorii: TELL US!!!

Jannah: TELL US!!!

Rey: ...Kylo Ren.

Rey has left the chat

Phasma: Ya know, I kinda saw that one coming.

Rose: Can someone come help me, Zorii just passed out.

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Rey

Zorii: WHAT???

Rey: We aren’t talking about this.

Zorii: Yes we are.

Kaydel: Leave her alone Zorii, you used to be in love with Poe.

Zorii: No I wasn’t- hey wait how did you get here?

Kaydel: Rose taught me how to hack onto these things.

Zorii: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

Rey: Well I’ll just leave you two to have a nice little chat...

Rey has left the chat

Zorii invited Rey

Zorii: You’re not getting off that easily. Details girl! When did this even start?

Kaydel: Wait, the other girls should see this...

Rey: NO THEY REALLY DON’T NEED TO.

Kaydel: Okay, np.

Zorii: Explain.

Rey: There’s nothing to explain.

Zorii: Actually, there is a lot to explain.

Rey: No there isn’t. Go bother Poe and Finn.

Zorii: I can’t they’re on a date and Rose made me promise not to interrupt.

Rey: That actually worked?! They’re on a date!?

Kaydel: Rey is sitting on the ramp to the Falcon and she just started dancing.

Rey: Shut up Kaydel.

Zorii: What is Kaydel even doing here?

Kaydel: I’m also bored now that we can’t bother Finn and Poe.

Rey: Let’s hack onto Rose’s chat with her boyfriend.

Zorii: xDD YES!!!

Rey: Let’s meet in my room in five minutes. Invite the other girls if u want.

Kaydel: Can Phasma come?

Rey: As long as she’s okay with the possibility Rose’s boyfriend kills her.

Zorii: Is Rose going to kill us?

Rey: Probably. See you soon!

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Rose: You haven’t told anyone, right?

Arm: Of course.

Rose: I did tell a few people yesterday. But they won’t tell anyone, I promise. Also, Phasma knows.

Arm: WHAT? HOW?

Rose: She walked by while we were chatting a few days ago.

Arm: She’s not going to tell anyone, right?

Rose: No, she’s actually glad. Apparently there’s absolutely no drama where u are.

Arm: She’s correct there. I wish I could come see you...

Rose: You can’t leave, your’e a spy.

Arm: I know I just miss you.

Rose: <3 <3 <3 There’s a mission invading the First Order next week. I’m going to try to join the team.

Arm: Which ship?

Rose: Silencer. See u there?

Arm: I can try.

Rose: <333

Rey: Can we come to the wedding?

Zorii: I think they’re already married.

Rey: Kaydel?

Kaydel: Idk if they are I wasn’t invited :(

Rose: GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!?!

Rey: What does it look like?

Arm: ...?

Rey: Oh hi Armitage, can u tell Kylo I said hi?

Arm: Hi Rey, no problem?

Kaydel: You two know each other?

Rey: No.

Arm: No. I have no clue what is happening.

Zorii: Hi! So do you prefer Armitage or Arm?

Arm: Armitage

Rey invited Phasma

Phasma: Oh hey guys so this is the conversation we were trying to hack?

Kaydel: Yeah.

Arm: Captain Phasma?

Phasma: Hi.

Rose: THIS IS A PRIVATE CHAT

Rey: Sorry, you said we couldn’t bother Poe and Finn since they’re on a date.

Zorii: There’s not much you can do at the base.

Rose: how do u kick people off this thing?

Arm: One sec...

Arm removed Kaydel from chat

Arm removed Zorii from chat

Arm removed Phasma from chat

Arm removed Rey from chat

Rose: So, back to the conversation?

Jannah: Nope, I’m still here, I’ve just been watching this whole thing! :)

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Jannah

Rose invited Kaydel

Kaydel: Hi bestie!

Rose: Hi! <3

Jannah: I mean I’m here too but okay.

Rose: Sry Jannah. We’re all besties!

Kaydel: Yass!! Rebel besties!!

Jannah: <333

Rose: But serious guys i need ur help.

Jannah: What is it commander Rose? *salutes*

Kaydel: xDDD

Rose: I need your help to get back at Rey.

Jannah: Ooh, I’m in!

Kaydel: What’re we doing this time... *evil laugh*

Jannah: She’s talking to her boyfriend, let’s interrupt!

Rose: didn’t she say Jedi can’t fall in love...?

Kaydel: Yes! Let’s just scream about that!!!

Jannah: Sounds like a plan!

Rose: Yay Rebel besties!

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Rey: I can take the Falcon .

Ben: We’re nearby Lah’mu right now. I’ve heard it’s a peaceful planet.

Rey: We’re pretty far away from Lah’mu...

Ben: There’s a beach.

Rey: Not fair :)

Ben: You’d have to leave earlier though. Around mealtime where you are.

Rey: I’ll see you there <333

Ben: So Armitage told me you said hi. He seemed very angry.

Rey: Isn’t he always?

Ben: xD true, true. So what did you do this time?

Rey: It wasn’t all me!

Ben: mhmm.

Rey: We crashed his date.

Ben: He has a girlfriend?

Rey: Her name is Rose Tico and she probably hates me right now.

Ben: Probably?

Rey: I’ve been keeping a safe distance so she doesn’t murder me.

Rose: YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT!!!!!!!

Ben: What.

Rey: Oh no...

Rose: I THOUGHT JEDI COULDN’T GET MARRIED HUH

Kaydel: Rose please calm down.

Ben: You said this was a private chat!

Rey: It is, but I taught Rose how to hack private servers.

Jannah: I think we all know how to do it by now.

Kaydel: Except for Finn and Poe. They’re on another date right now.

Rose: YOU EXPLICITLY SAID JEDI COULDN’T GET MARRIED

Rey: Rose we’re not married.

Jannah: Can I come to the wedding then?

Rey: Kaydel is Rose okay?

Kaydel: I honestly don’t know but she’s literally jabbing at the screen right now. It’s quite frightening.

Ben: So anyway, I’ll see you tonight?

Rey: Yeah, most likely. If not, tomorrow.

Jannah: Aww, they’re gonna meet up at Lah’mu. Beautiful place for a tryst. I was there once.

Ben: It’s not a tryst, it’s an important political meeting.

Rey: We’re trying to work on finding a way to get the First Order and the Resistance to cooperate. Hopefully even call a truce.

Phasma: Don’t listen to them guys, I just finished reading through the whole conversation. 99 percent of it is mushy stuff, the other one percent is them planning to meet in person and say more mushy stuff.

Ben: Phasma you’re fired.

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Finn has started a chat room

Finn invited Rose

Finn: Where have u been? I haven’t seen you all week.

Rose: That’s because this is the third day of the week, and the first two you and Poe were always out on a date when we were free.

Rose: You’re welcome, by the way.

Finn: Oh yeah, thanks. But what have you been up to?

Rose: We crashed Rey’s date after she crashed mine.

Finn: Rey’s got a boyfriend?

Rose: Yeah. He’s nice.

Finn: Got a name?

Rose: I didn’t see.

Finn: Oh. You’ve got a boyfriend?

Rose: Yes.

Finn: Name?

Rose: Secret

Finn: Alright. Well...just wanted to see what you were up to.

Rose: Just boring mechanic stuff, etc etc. You?

Finn: Like you said, I’ve been hanging out with Poe in my free time. After you guys left we started talking...and we realized that we both liked each other, we were just keeping it a secret!

Rose: xD boys

Finn: So you’re hanging out with Jannah now?

Rose: Actually we have a sort of group. Kaydel, Jannah, Rey, and Zorii. And me.

Finn: Fun. Quick question though- have you seen Rey lately? I need her to help me fix something. And I’ve looked all over base.

Rose: uhh...she’s probably in her room.

Finn: I knocked, she didn’t answer.

Rose: She’s probably sleeping? She said she didn’t feel well, and skipped dinner to rest.

Finn: Rey skipped a meal? I hope she’s okay...

Rose: Most likely tired. All that training’s gotta wear a girl out, ya know?

Finn: Yeah. Well, thanks for helping Poe and I. Even if you did hack our chat room.

Rose: Anytime hehehe

Finn: Please don’t.

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Hux has started a chat

Hux invited Kylo

Hux: So...

Kylo: So...

Hux: You’re dating THE LAST JEDI

Kylo: You’re dating THE PERSON WHO BIT YOUR HAND

Hux: We could do this all day.

Kylo: Good point. So really?

Hux: Yes, you?

Kylo: Yes.

Hux: So...

Kylo: Can we stop fighting?

Hux: Yea, it does get tiring.

Kylo: Agreed! So do you guys usually meet up in person?

Hux: Sometimes. Lah’mu is a really peaceful planet, it’s pretty sparsely populated.

Kylo: Same!

Hux: So we’re friends now?

Kylo: I mean if u want.

Hux: Yes, definitely.

Kylo: Agreed. So...like any movies? Books?

Hux: Have you seen The Hunger Games?

Kylo: That’s the one with all the kids in an arena?

Hux: Yes, and the 13 Districts.

Kylo: Aren’t there only 12?

Hux: Wait. Have you seen Mockingjay?

Kylo: I read and watched The Hunger Games.

Hux: There’s two more!!

Kylo: WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS!?!?!?!

Hux: I own all the movies + books. You NEED to come over and watch the rest of the movies. I’ll lend you the books first- they’re wayyy better.

Kylo: I can’t believe there’s more!!!!!! What’s the second one?

Hux: Catching Fire, I’m grabbing it now. You have to get started RIGHT NOW.

Kylo: Yesss more Everthorne!!

Hux: HoW dArE yOu!?!?!

Hux: EvErLaRk Is LiFe

Kylo: No way, she and Gale have so much chemistry.

Hux: Eww that’s like...

Kylo: You and Rose getting together?

Hux: Cheap move.

Kylo: :) No spoilers though

Hux: None, but don’t read Mockingjay in public because it makes you cry. I speak from experience 😅

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Zorii

Jannah invited Rey

Jannah invited Rose

Jannah invited Kaydel

Jannah invited Phasma

Jannah: I’m hungry.

Rey: Jannah it’s 2 in the morning.

Rose: Whyyyy Jannah? I was having the best dream...

Zorii: Well I’m wide awake.

Kaydel: That’s cause you have night guard duty. The rest of us are sleeping.

Phasma: Is this some sort of rebel humor because I spent most of my night cleaning up some stormtrooper prank, and I fell asleep ten minutes ago.

Rey: Sorry Phasma, we can take you off this.

Phasma: Thank you.

Rey removed Phasma

Jannah: I’m hungry.

Kaydel: You’ve mentioned this.

Zorii: Guys let’s raid the kitchen.

Rose: Zorii you’re out of your mind. It’s 2 in the morning and you’re supposed to be on night watch.

Zorii: What, afraid one of the porgs from the Falcon is gonna steal our weapons? Let’s do something.

Rey: Well, I’m up.

Kaydel: I guess I am too.

Rose: Nooo don’t pressure me into this guysss

Zorii: Not a morning person?

Rose: This isn’t even morningggg

Rey: Stop complaining. Jannah’s hungry. Let’s break into the kitchen. I’ll see you guys in...five minutes.

Zorii: Yeah! That’s the spirit!

Kaydel: One sec, I gotta brush my hair. It looks like a porg tried to nest in it.

Rey: xDDD A porg tried to do that to Ben once

Kaydel: I dropped my brush cause i laughed so hard that actually happened?!?!?

Rey: Saw it with my own two eyes :)

Rose: well that woke me up

Jannah: I’m hungry.

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Rey

Zorii invited Rose

Zorii invited Kaydel

Zorii invited Jannah

Zorii: Okay, where are you guys?

Zorii: Holy-

Rey: Language Zorii.

Zorii: DON’T SNEAK UP ON ME AT TWO IN THE MORNING THEN!!!!

Rose: xDD she seriously snuck up on you?

Zorii: YES. SHE SNUCK UP BEHIND ME, GRABBED MY SHOULDERS, AND SAID I WAS ARRESTED!!!!!

Kaydel: I dropped my brush laughing again lol

Zorii: IT’S NOT FUNNY!!! YOU DON’T DO THAT!!!! ESPECIALLY BEFORE WE’RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING MOST LIKELY ILLEGAL!!!!!

Rey: Kaydel ur still brushing ur hair?

Kaydel: It takes a little while!

Rey: Bring the brush with you and I’ll do it.

Zorii: Guys I think Rose fell back asleep.

Rose: no I’m here. and hating all of you.

Jannah: I’m here.

Rey: I see you.

Jannah: Just wanted to make sure I wasn’t scaring anyone.

Kaydel: Guys I’m coming.

Rose: I don’t want to comeeee

Zorii: Rose stop complaining.

Rey: Kaydel is that u?

Kaydel: Yeah hi.

Zorii: We’re just waiting on Rose.

Rey: RoSe GeT dOwN hErE bEfOrE wE cOmE gEt YoU

Rose: I’m coming, I’m coming. Almost there.

Kaydel: Rose we’re going to eat all the food before you get here.

Rose: Guys I’m right in front of you.

Zorii: YASS! LET’S GET THIS ROBBERY GOING!!!!!

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Rey

Jannah invited Zorii

Jannah invited Kaydel

Jannah named chat room Snacks 4 All

Rey: Wait what about Rose?

Jannah: She’s just gonna complain the whole time.

Zorii invited Rose

Zorii: Okay, let’s do this. Rose, you’re lookout. Just warn us if anyone’s coming, which isn’t likely. Maybe you can get some rest while you wait.

Rose: Doesn’t matter, you guys woke me up.

Jannah: Can anyone here pick a lock?

Zorii: Me.

Rey: Yeah I can.

Jannah: Ahhh decisions who do I choose.

Rey: xD let Zorii I’m not that good.

Jannah: Okay Zorii can u do it then?

Zorii: Course. I’m a thief.

Rey: I can carry the food back.

Jannah: We all can.

Zorii: hey has anyone heard from Kaydel?

Rey: GUYS

Jannah: What?

Rey: WE LOST KAYDEL SHE WAS STANDING NEXT TO ME A MINUTE AGO AND NOW SHE’S GONE

Rose: You lost Kaydel?!?!?!?

Kaydel: Guys I found a porg!

Zorii: Wut?

Kaydel: No I seriously found a porg. I’m over in the corner.

Rey: Oh wow she actually found a porg.

Rose: Why is there a porg in the mess hall?

Rey: idk it’s just sitting here. Probably found its way from the Falcon .

Kaydel: Guys its so CUTE!!!!!

Zorii: Cute?!?! It just bit me!!

Rose: xD there are few things less embarrassing than getting bitten by a porg.

Rey: Try having your lightsaber stolen.

Rose: Wow. xDDDD

Jannah: Guys I found the food.

Zorii: We’re coming!

Kaydel: Can I bring the porg?

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Rose: You guys coming?

Rey: Yeah, we’re trying to carry all the snacks.

Zorii: And Kaydel insisted on bringing the porg with us.

Kaydel: I wanna take it back to the Falcon .

Zorii: Could a falcon eat a porg?

Kaydel: ZORII!!!!!!!!!!

Jannah: xDDD Kaydel just started smacking Zorii, but at the same time she’s trying to balance her snacks on the other arm.

Rey: and the porg is sitting on her head.

Rose: xDDD guys you’re making me laugh out loud! Not cool!

Rey: We’re all in the kitchen right now laughing our heads off its fine.

Zorii: I WON!!!!!!

Jannah: Kaydel dropped a bag and slipped on it.

Rey: And somehow the porg is still on her head.

Rose: 🤣 can I come back there.

Rey: Please do you really need to see this.

Jannah: Stop texting while your hands are full.

Rey: So are yours.

Jannah: Rose you need to see this.

Rey: I know we’re texting instead of talking in an attempt to be quiet and not alert everyone in the base to our plan...

Rey: But we’re louder than a herd of tusken raiders.

Rose: I’m here, I’m h-

Rose: Oh. WhAt HaPpEnEd HeRe!?!?!?!?

Rey: ...to be completely honest, I have no idea.

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Rose: Okay you guys, that was fun and all, but never wake me up at 2 in the morning again.

Jannah: No problem 👍

Kaydel: Guys I think a good 90 percent of this is expired.

Rey: *shrugs*

Zorii: Jannah was hungry. We got food. Never said it had to be safe to eat food.

Rose: Alright you guys stop texting. I’m going to sleep 😴

Kaydel: Agreed. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.

Jannah: You do realize that’s only a few hours from now?

Kaydel: Leave me alone I wanna sleep.

Kaydel: As does the porg.

Rey: You brought the porg with you.

Zorii: That thing is a devil!! It tried to BITE me!!!!!

Rey: 🤣 Zorii it’s like five inches tall, has the tiniest teeth in the world, and is absolutely adorable. No one will believe you if you call it a devil.

Zorii: I DON’T CARE IT’S A KRIFFING MURDERER!!!!!!!!!

Rey: I’m actually worried for Zorii’s mental health right now. I think you need to get some sleep girl.

Zorii: I AM COMPLETELY FINE, IT’S THAT PORG THAT ISN’T!!!!!!

Rey: Zorii, come on, it’s like 3 in the morning. Just sleep for a few hours. Plz.

Zorii: REY YOU’RE NOT MY MOM

Rey: Well someone has to make sure you get some sleep, and if that makes me your mom then I’m fine with that. You’ve been up all night, and you’re obviously still upset from earlier when Kaydel was slapping you...

Zorii: I AM NOT UPSET FROM EARLIER

Rey: Jannah plz help.

Jannah: Oh no. I’m not a part of this conversation. You two have fun!

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Finn has started a chat room

Finn invited Rey

Finn: xDDD I just heard the craziest rumor!

Rey: Ooh, what?

Finn: You’ll never believe someone actually thought of this!

Rey: Tell me plz 🥺

Finn: Someone said that you and Kylo Ren are friends!!! 🤣

Rey: ...Really? Uh, who told you?

Finn: I heard it from Poe, who heard it from D’Acy, who heard it from some guy in the mess hall, who heard it from a droid repair guy. It’s been traveling all over base!

Rey: Yeah, that’s hilarious.

Finn: What will people come up with next...I mean really, how could you guys ever be friends??? After the whole thing with Han???

Rey: ...yeah, that was terrible. I can’t see us ever being friends. Do you know who started the rumor?

Finn: No clue- one of the pilots probably, they’re always spreading rumors. I have to say, they’ve really outdone themselves this time.

Finn: I mean who would ever believe that???

Rey: Definitely...hey Rose just asked me if I want to go grab lunch with her. See ya!

Rey has left the chat

Finn: But...Rose just had lunch with Poe and I a few minutes ago?

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Rose

Rey invited Jannah

Rey invited Phasma

Rey invited Kaydel

Rey: Guys guys guys!!! I have an idea!!!

Rose: Wait, what about Zorii? You forgot to add her.

Rey: ...she was a bit worked up last night.

Jannah: That’s an understatement...

Rose invited Zorii

Kaydel: No, she’s gonna start screaming about the porg again...

Rey: Hi Zorii.

Zorii: Hi.

Rey: Are you gonna start screaming again?

Zorii: No.

Phasma: So what’s your idea?

Rey: We should have a name!!!

Kaydel: Wut?

Rose: We have names. Mine is Rose. Yours is Rey.

Rey: Yes, but we should name our group!!!

Jannah: Like a squad name or something?

Rey: Yea, like that.

Zorii: I’m in! As long as Kaydel keeps that porg away from me...

Kaydel: If I train it not to bite you will you stop screaming about it?

Zorii: ...yes.

Rose: I’ll join!

Phasma: What should we name ourselves?

Jannah: Daugthers of the Rebellion?

Kaydel: What about Phasma?

Jannah: ooh sry.

Phasma: np 👍

Phasma: Girlsquad?

Rose: what?

Phasma: idk. We’re a squad of girls. So Girlsquad.

Zorii: I like it.

Rey: It doesn’t leave any of us out.

Jannah: #squadgoals

Rose: #squadgoalsgirls

Kaydel: Can the porg be our mascot?

Zorii: NO

Kaydel: 🥺

Zorii: That’s cheating! Kaydel’s giving me puppy eyes!

Kaydel: Heheheheheh

Phasma: How is that cheating tho?

Zorii: She’s really good at it!!!!!

Phasma: xDD

Rey: Alright, all in favor of naming ourselves Girlsquad and making our mascot Kaydel’s porg say ‘I’

Rose: I

Phasma: I, as long as I’m included. This better not be just rebel stuff!

Rey: It won’t be.

Zorii: I still don’t agree with the porg mascot...but I

Kaydel: I

Jannah: jklmnop

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Girlsquad

Rey: I was cleaning out the Falcon, and I found some chats between Leia, Han, and Luke!

Rose: Really?

Jannah: Cool! Can we see?

Zorii: Woah

Rey: Yeah, I can send it...

Luke has started a chat room

Luke invited Leia

Luke invited Han

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

Luke: Oh get a room.

Han: Hey who forgot Chewie!?!?!?!

Luke invited Chewbacca

Chewbacca: rrrrrrggh rrrrrrh ggrrh

Han: Exactly, thank you.

Luke: google translate doesn’t have Shriiwook as an option, can someone explain what he said?

Han: He said just because you can’t get married doesn’t mean we can’t.

Luke has removed Chewbacca from the chat room

Leia invited Chewbacca

Chewbacca: RRRGGGGHHHHH

Luke: Han. Translate.

Leia: He said if you kick him off again he’ll rip your arms out.

Luke: I thought you didn’t speak Shriiwook?

Leia: Yes, but he says it to you so often I’ve learned to understand.

Luke: No he doesn’t!!

Leia: Yes he does, Han just pretends he says something else.

Chewbacca: rrghgh

Han: He says you two are the ones acting like a married couple.

Chewbacca: rghh rrrrgh rffh

Han: He says you’re a cute pair, and he better be invited to the wedding.

Luke has left the chat

Leia has left the chat

Chewbacca: rrrf rrrgh

Han: He says you guys are noobs because you rage quit.

Kaydel: xDDD they’re worse than us!!

Phasma: I didn’t know that was physically possible.

Rose: Can u find more?

Rey: Yea, but it might take a while. The Falcon’s full of a lot of old stuff!

Jannah: But...I thought Luke and Leia were related???

Rose: *facepalms*

Phasma: *facepalms*

Zorii: *facepalms*

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Rey

Rose: So...we had a question for you.

Rey: Who’s we?

Rose: Arm and I.

Rey: Yea?

Rose: We were wondering if you guys wanted to go on a double date.

Rose: We found this cantina that has really good blue milk ice cream.

Rose: And we meet there occasionally.

Rose: I was wondering if u wanted to come.

Rose: As, like, a double date, not just u being a third wheel or anything.

Rose: Are u even reading these?

Rey: Yes but I just want to make sure Zorii isn’t hacking this.

Rey: Should we invite Poe and Finn?

Rose: No they’re annoying.

Rey: Agreed. And I think Poe would probably try to kill everyone...

Rose: That too, yes. One of the reasons I’ve only told you girls.

Rey: Well we also made you.

Rose: I was gonna invite u to the wedding, promise.

Rey: <333 thank you

Rose: So you’ll try to make it?

Rey: Yeah, let’s get on a group chat together and discuss a good time.

Rose: 👍

Phasma: Aww, you guys are going on a double date!!! How cute 🖤

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Kylo has started a chat room

Kylo invited Hux

Kylo: Finished Catching Fire

Hux: I hate the ending of that book

Kylo: Yass how could you Suzanne Collins???

Hux: And Peeta....

Kylo: Idk I really don’t like Peeta

Hux: Still, he’s just a cinnamon roll he doesn’t deserve any of this 😭

Kylo: Yea but he just steals Gale’s gf

Kylo: And she doesn’t even like Peeta.

Hux: Katniss was never Gale’s gf and she doesn’t like Peeta she loves him.

Rose: Hmm. I honestly shipped Peeta and Gale.

Rey: Why does Katniss need to have a boyfriend anyway!?!?! #SingleKatniss

Hux: What the- why are you guys always hacking us!?!?!?!

Rose: I didn’t know you guys read HG!

Kylo: Same here. #Everthorne

Rose: What’s the pairing name for Gale and Peeta cause I ship them HARD

Rey: WHY

Rose: It’s adorable

Hux: Next thing we know she’ll be shipping Prim and Katniss.

Rey: *blushes*

Hux: Wait what?

Kylo: No...you’re kidding

Rey: *blushes harder*

Kylo: SERIOUS???

Rey: yeah guys i’m kidding

Rey: that’s worse than the skywalker family

Rose: Oh my god

Rose: Well

Rose: That just happened

Rey: I prefer #SingleKatniss

Hux: What about Katniss/Madge? I did see that once...

Kylo: Where has this conversation gone???

Rey: Oh come on, your mom kissed your uncle!!!

Kylo: Yes and your grandfather killed millions of people.

Hux: We could do this all day, couldn’t we?

Rose: My family’s pretty normal actually.

Hux: Yes. Nobody bully Rose.

Rose: Thank you Arm 🖤 but I can fight my own battles

Rey: I’m just saying, I’m allowed to ship Katniss with no one why is that so wrong  😭

Rey: Also, Everlark, really Hux? Bo-ring!

Kylo: Thank you 🖤

Rey: 😘

Rose: Alright enough fluff you two.

Hux: How about we all agree to ship and let ship?

Rose: Yes. For now...

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Kaydel: Guys I figured out how to change my name!

Rose: That’s an option?

Kaydel changed name to Rose is Crazy

Rose is Crazy: Hi

Rose: NOT FUNNY

Rey: xDDD how do u do it?

Jannah: Cool!

Rose is Crazy : I won’t tell.

Zorii: She’s ticklish.

Rose: LET’S GET HER GIRLS

Phasma: I’m not a part of this but keep me updated. I want to see what happens.

Rey: 👍

Rey: We’re all heading to Kaydel’s room to tickle her.

Rose: WE’RE COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!

Phasma: xD wish this kind of stuff happened in the FO

Rey: You should come have a sleepover at our base or something. Or meet up on a planet and camp out for a few days.

Rey: Oh, Zorii is currently picking the lock on Kaydel’s door.

Jannah: A LOCK CANNOT STOP US!!!!!

Zorii: WE’RE COMINGGGGGG

Rey: Rose kicked in the door. And Kaydel just shrieked so loud that it broke all our eardrums.

Phasma: xDDDD

Phasma: Rey I feel like you’re always just standing off to the side watching everyone fight and reporting it.

Rey: I just don’t want Kaydel to murder me.

Rose is Crazy: TRUCE TRUCE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!

Jannah: Teach us.

Zorii: Or else

Rose is Crazy: fine

Rose: And change your name.

Rose is Crazy changed name to Armitage Hux

Armitage Hux: I love you Rose can we get married?

Phasma: Much better 🤣

Rose: ...

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Kaydel: Guys, Rey and Rose have their date tonight. We gotta help them get ready!

Rey: What? No.

Rose: I’m fine, thanks.

Jannah: Ooh, I’ll help!!

Rey: It’s fine you guys, we’re just getting ice cream.

Zorii: ‘just ice cream’ she says. I’m in!

Kaydel: Great. Meet up in my room in five minutes. I’ll get Rose.

Jannah: I’ll get Rey

Rey: No, please don’t make a big deal out of this...

Phasma: No watching from the sidelines now, Sunshine.

Rey: SAVE ME PHASMA

Rey: SHE’S DRAGGING ME TO KAYDEL’S ROOM

Jannah: I found a nice silvery gray dress a while ago. It might fit Rey?

Phasma: Ooh, send a pic!

Jannah: 👍

Phasma: Pretty!

Rey: You’re not getting me to wear that.

Zorii: yes we are

Kaydel: Rose, I found a nice white blouse with a skirt and sweater I think you’d look good in.

Jannah: Definitely! Kaydel, where’s your brush?

Kaydel: Over by the sink.

Jannah: Zorii, I’m gonna try a braid crown for Rey’s hair. Can you help me?

Zorii: No prob

Phasma: I’m gonna tell the guys you’re getting dressed up and that they should too

Rey: WE’RE JUST GOING TO GET ICE CREAM

Zorii: Quiet child, the adults are speaking.

Rey: I have a lightsaber.

Zorii: No you don’t, Kaydel’s porg is currently chewing on it.

Kaydel: YOU GAVE IT TO THE PORG!?!?!?!? WHAT IF HE IMPALES HIMSELF????

Zorii: Added bonus.

Phasma: lmho I can’t 🤣

Phasma: I tried to tell Arm but he shut the door in my face

Phasma: Rose your boyfriend is rude.

Rose: Stop spreading lies.

Jannah: You two quit arguing. Kaydel, where did you say the blush was?

Zorii: She’s wrestling the porg.

Phasma: I’m just sitting in a hallway of a FO ship right now laughing my head off.

Phasma: How do you wrestle a porg?!?!?

Zorii: She’s trying to get the lightsaber away. But the porg is very feisty.

Jannah: I found the blush anyway.

Rey: IT’S JUST ICE CREAM!!!!!!!

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Zorii

Jannah invited Kaydel

Jannah invited Phasma

Jannah: I’m so excited!!!!!!!

Zorii: I can’t believe we actually got them to dress up.

Phasma: It was fun to watch. Guess who got the guys to dress up too?

Kaydel: *squeals* REALLY!?!?!?

Phasma: You better believe it!

Jannah: Aww 🖤🖤

Zorii: Too cute 😭

Kaydel: I FOUND A WAY TO HACK INTO THE ICE CREAM SHOP’S CAMERAS!!!!

Phasma: Report every detail

Jannah: EVERY detail.

Kaydel: Rose and Rey aren’t there yet. Phasma, nice going with dressing up btw!

Phasma: :)

Kaydel: They just walked in. Aww, and they’re all attempting to introduce each other!

Zorii: xD they all know each other already

Kaydel: oh can someone else do this?

Jannah: ???

Kaydel: PDA

Phasma: 🤣 I’m dying

Zorii: I’ll do it

Zorii: Oh, they’re just getting ice cream. They all look so cute together!!!!

Jannah: 🖤 aww

Zorii: They’re chatting. Everyone looks pretty- more PDA

Phasma: You guys won’t even say it I literally can’t xD

Zorii: Aww, Rose and Armitage are sharing an ice cream!

Zorii: Both couples are!

Kaydel: I can picture that it’s so cuteeeeee

Jannah: What’s happening now???

Zorii: PDA

Jannah: Oh just send it to me, I’ll report.

Jannah: They’re kissing and eating ice cream.

Jannah: That’s literally it.

Phasma: Well, what else are they gonna do, reveal the locations of the secret FO and Rebel bases?

Kaydel: True

Kaydel: fnajrqmdooinu3fpqvnvtopq459qnpuvacjrvioutn0pvqu

Zorii: ???

Kaydel: The porg jumped on my screen.

Jannah: Well now they’re chatting, and they all seem pretty friendly. Can’t hear what they’re saying.

Jannah: They’re all leaving...probably going for a walk or something

Phasma: Aww...darn

Kaydel: But I recorded the whole thing!

Zorii: We should show it to them!

Jannah: No, I like living.

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Girlsquad

Zorii removed Jannah

Zorii: Guys, Jannah’s birthday is next week. We should throw a surprise party!

Rey: Sleepover party! We could all meet up and camp out together! Phasma could come too!

Phasma: Yes!

Kaydel: Definitely, Phasma always gets left out :(

Rose: Should we invite Finn + Poe too? Not to the sleepover, just the surprise party?

Zorii: Yea, and maybe some other people from her company.

Phasma: Armitage, Kylo, and Mitaka?

Kaydel: Mitaka?

Phasma: We’re friends.

Rey: ‘friends’ heheheh

Phasma: No seriously, we’re just friends.

Rey: 👍

Zorii: What about Takodana?

Rey: Definitely. It’s a beautiful planet. I’ve heard it’s even better at night, you can see so many stars.

Rose: Isn’t Jannah from Kef Bir? Maybe we should go there?

Kaydel: We talked. She doesn’t really like thinking or talking about her time as a stormtrooper.

Rose: sry

Kaydel: It’s fine

Phasma: Takodana sounds nice

Zorii: Alright, great! We have a rough guest list, and a planet to meet up at.

Rose: I can do decorations!

Kaydel: Can I be in charge of food?

Phasma: I’ll help!

Rey: I can write invitations + deliver them.

Zorii: I’ll help Rose w/ decor?

Rose: yees

Phasma: Fun! This should be an interesting party!

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Birthday Planners

Kaydel: Guys...the porg got into the streamers.

Rose: NOOOOO it took me hours to roll those up!!!!

Kaydel: I’m sorryyyyy

Rey: I can help fix it, the guest list is pretty simple.

Zorii: I just need to finish fixing this droid I’ll be right there.

Phasma: I will provide moral support from halfway across the galaxy.

Rose: Thank you guys 🥰

Zorii: Np- this is the only actual fun event we’ve had in forever

Rey: Agreed. I think we just need this party to remember that you can take a break from the war occasionally.

Phasma: At least you guys have friends. Lone gal in the FO 😭

Kaydel: Aww we’re sorry Phasma 🖤

Rose: At least we’ll all get together soon :)

Zorii: Yep! Gotta focus on that you guys. And I fixed the droid, coming to help w/ streamers.

Rey: Yea the porg had a field day.

Rose: It made a NEST out of my precious streamers...

Kaydel: I’M SORRY

Rose: It’s fine. I think we’ve all adopted the porg at this point. It is our child and in our eyes can do no wrong

Zorii: I don’t like it. I don’t agree with it. But I will accept the porg being here. I will NOT adopt it tho.

Phasma: Zorii get over the murder porg, would you?

Zorii: NeVeR

Rey: I have a box of wookie cookies in my room

Zorii: ...fine

Kaydel: Ooh can I have some?

Rey: Nyoh they are mine. And Zorii only gets some if she stops screaming about the porg.

Zorii: My one weakness. I hate you.

Rey: I know

Rose: iS aNyOnE gOiNg To HeLp FiX tHe StReAmErS???

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Rey: I sent all the invitations.

Phasma: Kaydel and I finished planning the food. You guys are gonna have to make a lot of it yourselves at the base.

Rose: We’re good with decoration plans, but we don’t have balloons.

Zorii: I found some rubber gloves in the med bay we can inflate. The medics were getting rid of them.

Kaydel: Phasma do you want to get together to cook the food sometime? We can find a way to sneak into the kitchen again.

Phasma: Yay!

Rey: We can all help w/ food.

Zorii: As long as it doesn’t turn into another fight...and Kaydel doesn’t get distracted by porgs.

Rose: And we don’t have to wake up at 2 in the morning.

Rey: And Kaydel doesn’t need to brush her hair first. YoU tOoK fOrEvEr

Kaydel: I’m sorry!!!

Rose: We’ll have to do it secretly tho- fastest way to get kicked out of Resistance = get caught revealing it to a FO member :)

Zorii: It is for party reasons.

Phasma: I seriously doubt that will save our butts.

Zorii: Ya never know!

Rey: I’m with the Captain on this one.

Rose: agreed

Kaydel: the porg and I both agree

Zorii: y’all just teaming up on me

Rey: Umm guys Poe just came up to me and asked why he wasn’t invited.

Rey: halp

Rose: I thought he was invited?

Rey: I thought it was a bad idea cause u know how much he hates Arm + the FO. He would probably try to kill ur boyfriend.

Phasma: And me

Kaydel: And Mitaka

Zorii: And really anyone who isn’t Resistance.

Rose: uhhhh tell him it must have blown away

Rose: U left it by his X-Wing

Rey: k

Rey:aoirenvaoc

Zorii: The heck?

Rey: Poe was trying to see my screen I had to grab the phone back

Phasma: Yea it’s probably best if he doesn’t see us talking about him murdering all our friends xD

Kaydel: And the fact that a good 50% of our frens are in the FO

Kaydel: Or in Jannah’s case, used to be in the FO

Rose: Wow I just realized she’s right.

Zorii: And the other 50% is on this chat :)

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Finn has started a chat room

Finn invited Poe

Finn: Did you get an invitation?

Poe: To Jannah’s b-day? Yea.

Finn: Same. You going?

Poe: Definitely.

Finn: Yea. I wonder who else was invited?

Poe: A few of the other pilots. Chewie was too.

Finn: Yea...though the way the girls are constantly sneaking around these days makes you wonder if they’re inviting FO members too.

Poe: xDDD as if

Finn: I know, right? Remember that rumor that Rey and Kylo were friends?

Poe: 🤣 Don’t remind me that was hilarious

Finn: Some people are a little too imaginative

Poe: Agree. The other day, someone told me Lieutenant Connix and Captain Phasma know each other. I mean Connix has been on like, two missions away from base. She’s never been anywhere near Phasma xDDD

Finn: I didn’t hear that one. People are strange...

Poe: I’m just glad there’s going to be some sort of fun event. I mean, or course it’s hard to have fun during a war, but some days it’s just plain boring.

Finn: Like when ur stuck at base and everyone else seems to actually have something to do but ur just sitting there.

Poe: Yass I hate that. And when you DO have something to do, it’s like life-or-death. I think everyone needs a party.

Finn: True, true. Plus, Jannah’s b-day, yay!

Poe: Yep. Wonder if the horses’ll be there.

Finn: I hope not- I almost fell off!!

Poe: You looked amazing, I assure you 😘

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Birthday Planners

Kaydel named chat Kitchen Squad

Kaydel: Alright. Phasma and I are here.

Rose: We’re by the tree.

Phasma: There are many trees. HoW iS yOuR bAsE sO gReEn??

Rey: I know right?? I still don’t believe it!

Zorii: Alright you two can discuss your tree-less lives later. Let’s get cooking.

Kaydel: Literally.

Rey: AHH ROSE TURN THE FLASHLIGHT OFF!!!!

Rose: sry!!

Rey: WE’RE TRYING TO SNEAK INTO THE KITCHEN WITH A FO MEMBER!!!!

Rose: Okay good point

Zorii: we have a problem

Phasma: Someone’s coming?

Rey: I know a good hiding spot!

Zorii: Kaydel brought the porg

Rose: ...

Kaydel: what do you mean by ‘we’ have a problem?

Rey: You are the only one who has a problem with that porg.

Zorii: IT’S TRYING TO BITE ME!!!!

Kaydel: she just wants to cuddle with you

Phasma: Aww...

Zorii: DON’T BRING THAT THING NEAR ME!!!

Rose: Just cuddle with her, it can’t be that bad.

Zorii: FINE BUT I HATE YOU ALL

Zorii: Wait.

Zorii: She’s actually quite soft.

Zorii: and fluffy

Zorii: aww I think she likes me guys!

Rey: Guys the porg just tamed Zorii

Rey: She’s like, snuggling with it

Phasma: I’m just over here squealing into my hand so we don’t wake anything up. This has to be the cutest thing I’ve EVER seen

Rose: This is so wholesome

Rey: I ship

Phasma: lmho same

Rose: I can’t even they’re so adorable

Kaydel: Guys, as cute as this is, we’ve been watching them snuggle for fifteen minutes.

Zorii: Sry, she’s so adorable!!!!!

Kaydel: I need my porg back.

Zorii: ...fine. I’ll miss you porg 🖤🖤🖤

Phasma: Is every day like this 4 u?

Rey: What do u mean?

Phasma: Completely awesome and funny and amazing

Rey: You don’t have any friends in the FO, do you?

Phasma: no

Rey: I can relate 😕

Rose: Are you two hugging???

Phasma: Maybe

Zorii: Someone warn Ben that Phasma’s trying to steal his gf

Rey: Shut up and if anyone tells him that I promise there will be no planet in the galaxy you can hide from me on

Kaydel: I can see why she and Kylo like each other.

Phasma: Let’s just go cook guys, we’ve been standing here for half an hour

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Kaydel: Okay guys. We’re here. Les do trains.

Rose: Trains?

Kaydel: I meant to say this. Stupid autocorrect

Zorii: xDDD alright, let’s do this thing.

Phasma: Rey can you do the fruit salad?

Rey: 👍

Kaydel: Rose and Zorii I need ur help w/ the cake.

Zorii: can I cuddle with the porg while we work?

Kaydel: Nobody steals my child.

Zorii: Pleaseeee?

Rose: Zorii that’s the worst attempt at puppy-dog eyes since Paige’s tooka cat

Kaydel: ...fine. Just this once

Zorii: 🖤

Phasma: I’ll make fruit punch.

Kaydel: Alright Girlsquad (minus the b-day girl). Les do this!

Rey: You spelled it right this time :)

Zorii: Where’s the flour?

Rose: Back cabinet, under the sugar.

Zorii: AHH NOOOOOOO

Rey: What now?

Zorii: I dropped the flour.

Kaydel: IT’S ALL OVER ME

Rose: AND ME

Zorii: and me and the porg.

Phasma: You’re like 2 feet away from each other y are we all texting??

Rey: We’re trying to be quiet and not get caught. *cough* *cough* Zorii *cough*

Zorii: I’M SORRY

Phasma: ur right this is even funnier in person xDDDD

Rose: I HAVE FLOUR IN MY EAR!!!!

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Phasma: I finished the punch.

Rey: I need halp

Rey: There’s like a mountain of fruit over here

Phasma: Assistance is on the way

Rey: Thank you :)

Zorii: lmho I ship

Rey: SHUT UP ZORII OR I’M TAKING THE PORG

Zorii: You wouldn’t

Rey: Try me

Kaydel: I’d quit now Zorii

Rose: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Zorii: I still ship but plz don’t take the porg 🥺

Kaydel: Zorii get back to work.

On a private chat with Rey and Phasma

Rey: Ty

Phasma: No prob I had nothing else to do

Rey: :)

Phasma: So is every day like this 4 u?

Rey: I mean we’re at war, but we still manage to have fun.

Phasma: Lucky.

Rey: No friends in FO?

Phasma: Friends and FO aren’t two words u typically use in a sentence.

Rey: hmm. Have u read the Hunger Games?

Phasma: No. Why? Is this some sort of Jedi wisdom?

Rey: :) definitely not. Kylo and Hux both like the series. You guys should start a book club!

Phasma: They read the series?

Rey: Yea...I hacked one of their chats once, they were talking about the book. Maybe you guys could all read Harry Potter or something? I’ve heard that’s a good series.

Phasma: YOU NEVER READ HARRY POTTER?!?!?!!

Rey: no

Phasma: I have the whole series. You NEED to read it.

Rey: What’s the first one?

Phasma: The Sorcerer’s Stone, I’m sending you my copy as soon as I get back.

Rey: :) you should introduce the guys

Phasma: yea definitely

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Zorii: Okay. I think that’s everything.

Rose: ughhh it’s 3 in the morning. We’ve been up all nighttttt

Kaydel: Cake, check. Punch, check. Blue milk, check. Fruit salad, check. Veggies, check. Sandwiches, check.

Phasma: uh...guys?

Rose: Oh no. What?

Phasma: We forgot to make the wookie cookies.

Kaydel: Oh. No.

Rey: Okay, okay, we still have an hour until the kitchen staff wakes up. That should be enough time. We just need to work fast and work together.

Zorii: Let’s do this. Hands.

Rose: Hands.

Kaydel: Party on 3

Zorii: 3

Rey: 2

Rose: 1

Kaydel: Party!

Rey: Party!

Zorii: Party!

Phasma: Party!

Rose: Party!

Kaydel: Zorii, get the bowls.

Phasma: Rose, measuring cups. Rey, flour and sugar.

Rose: Ahh which ones???

Kaydel: We should need 1/2 and 1/4. Also 1 tsp and 1/2 tbsp.

Rey: There’s no more flour Zorii dropped it all!

Zorii: We found some backup supplies next to the eggs

Phasma: Oh shoot eggs! I forgot to grab those...

Kaydel: Phasma watch out-

Kaydel: oh no

Rey: *screeches* PHASMAAAAA

Rose: What happened now?

Kaydel: Come over here.

Rose: We’re mixing the batter we can’t.

Kaydel: Rey and Phasma ran into each other.

Kaydel: She’s covered in eggs.

Zorii: Who???

Phasma: I’m so sorry!!!

Rose: oh. Zorii, you take over I need to do something.

Rey: NO NO NO ROSE DON’T YOU DARE-

Zorii: What’d she do?

Rose: I took a pic and sent it to a certain guy heheheh

Rey: I hate all of you. Except the porg.

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Rose: Okay. We’re all ready. How much longer until Jannah gets here?

Kaydel: We’re on our way. She believed our story, I feel so bad for her 😭

Rey: We seriously don’t deserve her.

Phasma: First Order peeps just arrived, we’re hiding now.

Zorii: Great, so are the rebels.

Rose: Where r u guys? I haven’t seen Arm in weeks ☹️

Kaydel: Uhh guys she’s like freaking out and searching for a med kit!

Rey: We probably shouldn’t have told her Zorii was injured while scouting...

Phasma: But that’ll make her feel so much happier when she realizes it’s a b-day party

Kaydel: She thinks we forgot, I’m tearing up over here 😭

Zorii: Ahhhh how much longer???

Kaydel: Landing now.

Rey: I see you.

Kaydel: We can’t see you.

Rose: Tell her to leave the med kit- get Zorii back to the ship first, then take care of her wounds.

Kaydel: 👍

Phasma: They’re coming!!!

Zorii: Count of three

Rey: 1

Rose: 2

Phasma: and...

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Kaydel started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Kaydel: agh my eardrums u guys were so loud ;)

Rey: oh shoot

Rey: ROSE GET BACK HERE I NEED HELP

Rey: WHERE IS SHE???

Phasma: Give her a break, she’s with Arm. They haven’t talked in weeks.

Rey: Yea small problem. The Rebels and FO members are all staring at each other. This couldn’t get any more awkw-

Kaydel: ???

Zorii: She spotted Ben :)

Zorii: You know what, I’ll take care of this. You go say hi.

Rey: 🖤 Thank you I will be right back I promise.

Kaydel: I doubt that.

Zorii: Give her a break, it’s a party. Let’s go stop this thing from blowing up in our faces.

Kaydel: I’ll put some music on

Zorii: Noice I can get everyone on the dance floor

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Jannah: Is this what you guys have been doing the last few weeks?

Rose: Yep :) You deserve it.

Jannah: Thank you guys so much, this is the most amazing birthday EVER

Jannah: You guys are the best 🖤

Zorii: We tried. Now come on, let’s dance!

Phasma: Nice DJ-ing Kaydel!!!

Kaydel: This is the most fun I’ve had in my life!!!

Zorii: Yeah let’s hear it for DJ Kaydel!!!!

Kaydel: Any songs the birthday girl wants to dance to?

Jannah: Do you have Confident?

Kaydel: 👍

Phasma: lmho where’s Rey? I haven’t seen her since we were setting up decorations.

Rose: Dancing in the corner. Everyone kept giving them death stares so they moved.

Zorii: Where r u?

Rose: Different corner, same reason.

Jannah: Okay no. Today is my birthday, and as the birthday girl’s best friend, you have to dance in the middle of the floor with me. As does Arm, and the rest of you. :) Come on how bad can it be?

Rose: ...Only cause it’s your birthday.

Zorii: Phasma u don’t need to drag her xD

Phasma: I’m not dragging her, I’m aggressively pulling her

Phasma: And Arm

Kaydel: And texting at the same time- impressive!

Jannah: Alright u guys les do this. Someone get Rey. And Zorii, get Mitaka because he and Phasma have been watching each other the whole time, I’m not blind.

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Finn has started a chat room

Finn invited Poe

Finn: Are you seeing this?

Poe: What?

Finn: I don’t know, the fact that Captain Phasma, General Hux, and Kylo Ren are dancing with Jannah, Rose, Rey, and Zorii???

Poe: They are? What???

Finn: Center of the dance floor. Kaydel’s cheering them on.

Poe: ...they look like they know each other.

Finn: I think they do?

Poe: But who invited all the First Order members? Are they insane?

Finn: I think the girls planned the party.

Poe: So they...purposely invited First Order members?

Rose: You two quit complaining and start dancing. And Poe, no more wookie cookies!

Finn: Rose, what the- did you invite the First Order members?

Rose: No, Rey wrote invitations. I arranged decorations- which is harder than you think! Kaydel’s porg got into my streamers and they were EVERYWHERE

Poe: So...Rey invited the First Order members?

Rose: Well, we had to ask Phasma and Arm and Ben since we don’t know a ton of FO members...well actually we do now that I think about it.

Phasma: Rose where’s you go?

Rose: My feet hurt, I had to take a break.

Phasma: I told you those flats were a bad idea...

Rose: Zorii kept stepping on my toes! The shoes are fine.

Finn: Wait...Captain Phasma? What the heck?

Phasma: Hi Finn! That sounds like hyphen 🤣

Poe: Can someone please explain what’s going on???

Rose: We’re all together to celebrate Jannah’s birthday 🥳

Finn: Yes but why are there First Order members?

Rose: Well Phasma’s part of Girlsquad, Rey’s dating Ben, I’m dating Arm, Phasma has a crush on Mitaka but refuses to admit it-

Phasma: Oh shut up Rose

Poe: Wait...who’s dating who now?

Rose: I’m dating Arm, Rey’s dating Ben, and Phasma has a crush on Mitaka.

Finn: Arm? Ben? I know Mitaka tho.

Rose: ARMITAGE HUX AND KYLO REN

Poe: ...

Poe: ...

Poe: ...

Poe: WHAT??????

Rose: You know Phasma, I think I’m ready to dance some more

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Girlsquad

Rose: Guys get over here I think Finn and Poe aren’t very happy about the guest list.

Zorii: What?

Rose: They’re kinda angry about all the FO members.

Rey: Oh no, they’re heading over towards Arm and Phasma

Kaydel: Phasma watch out!

Phasma: Oh force he’s following us!

Rose: Aghh I’m coming!

Rey: Head towards Jannah!

Phasma: Where r u???

Rose: Over by the food

Kaydel: DJ booth sry

Rey: Edge of the forest but don’t come over

Jannah: Dance floor come on!

Phasma: Trying!

Phasma: Agh no they’re right behind meurahtvcnroamx

Kaydel: ???

Phasma: Jannah just pulled us over to her

Jannah: Doesn’t seem to be stopping them

Rey: Over here! At the edge of the forest, I can see you. We’re waving.

Phasma: I see you

Jannah: I’ll try to sidetrack them.

Kaydel: I’ll keep lookout since I can see the whole party from here. And I’m sending the porg!

Rose: Agh I can’t get to u right now I’m handing out food

Phasma: Safe 4 now

Phasma: Sry for crashing ur date

Rey: Np we just want to avoid a fight

Jannah: They’re asking me where u went!

Rose invited Arm

Rose invited Ben

Rose: Just because it was getting awkward.

Arm: Would someone please explain why Phasma’s been dragging me around and typing?

Ben: Finn and Poe are annoyed that there are FO members, and they were chasing u

Arm: Ohh

Kaydel: CODE RED THEY’RE COMING YOUR WAY

Jannah: SCATTER SCATTER SCATTER

Ben: Too late

Rey invited Stormpilot

Rey: Okay let’s just do this digitally so we don’t cause a scene.

Rose: Wait did you group them as Stormpilot? Is that like their ship name? *gasps* AWESOME!!!

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Girlsquad

Rose invited Arm

Rose invited Ben

Rey invited Stormpilot

Phasma: Okay. Let’s settle this.

Finn: YOU INVITED FIRST ORDER MEMBERS TO JANNAH’S BIRTHDAY PARTY!?!??!?!?!!?

Arm: Yes.

Ben: Why do you think we’re here?

Poe: ARE YOU INSANE???? FIRST ORDER MEMBERS!! FIRST ORDER!!!!

Rose: We’ve been over this.

Phasma: We’re all just here to celebrate Jannah

Rey: And have a good time

Kaydel: And take a break from the war

Jannah: And dance

Zorii: What did I miss???

Arm: an epic chase scene

Zorii: Ahh

Finn: DO ANY OF YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS IS??? PHASMA KYLO AND HUX ARE ALL MURDERERS!!!!

Rose: Okay, first, their names are Phasma, Ben, and Arm. Second, you were a stormtrooper.

Poe: A STORMTROOPER WHO DEFECTED!!! THEY ARE STILL IN THE FIRST ORDER!!!

Kaydel: Okay listen flyboy. Phasma was born on a backwater planet that was made virtually uninhabitable. The First Order was her way off that planet. It basically adopted her, took her in when no one else cared . The Resistance didn’t do a thing. The First Order gave her a home and a cause to believe in. So leave Phasma alone . Seems like you’re good at that.

Phasma: dang Kaydel where did you even learn this

Kaydel: *shrugs* I gotta get back to DJ-ing, you guys have fun

Finn: GENERAL HUX AND KYLO REN????

Rose: I think we can handle this one

Arm: Definitely

Rose: So you know how we had a spy who told us about Exegol and the Final Order?

Poe: Doesn’t everyone???

Arm: I’m the spy

Finn: ...what???

Arm: I am spying on the First Order for the Resistance.

Jannah: They’re also dating.

Zorii: How long has that been going on anyway?

Rose: Like a month or two after Crait.

Poe: You guys are...dating?

Rose: Yes we’ve discussed this

Arm: Stay away from my girlfriend Dameron

Jannah: xD aww you guys are adorable

Finn: She bit you

Arm: Yep

Finn: You slapped me

Arm: You threw Phasma down a trash compactor

Phasma: I LIVED-

Ben: don’t finish that meme

Phasma: Fine.

Poe: Kylo Ren?

Ben: Ben Solo, thank you very much

Rey: Here goes...

Finn: Rose said you guys were dating

Rey: Rose is not wrong

Finn: WHAT THE-

Jannah: We’re not even trying to keep this clean any more...

Finn: Umm you tried to MURDER ME

Finn: AND YOUR OWN FATHER

Ben: I admit to both of those. To be fair, you attacked me.

Rey: Finn he killed the Supreme Leader

Poe: Not true

Ben: That was a cover story

Poe: Sure

Rey: It was! I’m sure Zorii can hack the security footage?

Zorii: Yea easy

Arm: can u get the elevator footage too? I’ve been trying to get to it for months.

Zorii: Np

Rey: Oh force.

Finn: So you guys all know each other???

Zorii: Pretty much

Rose: Yeah, Phasma’s part of Girlsquad

Arm: And we’re also starting a book club

Poe: This has been going on for how long???

Jannah: idk a while tho

Finn: ...one day. One day, we can be friends and celebrate Jannah’s birthday. After that, we’re enemies.

Zorii: As long as no one’s killing each other.

Ben: Yea that would probably put a damper on the party...

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Zorii: That was AWESOME

Rose: agreed!!! So much fun!!!!

Jannah: Thank you guys so much, no one’s ever celebrated my birthday before 🖤

Jannah: How’d you guys even track down everyone from my old company anyway?

Rey: It took a while, but it was worth it :)

Zorii: One last round of applause for DJ Kaydel and her assistant porg!!!

Phasma: 👏👏👏

Rose: Yea amazing music Kaydel!!

Rey: And let’s not forget Zorii and Rose’s cake xDDD

Phasma: Jannah u still had icing in ur hair when we left 🤣

Kaydel: I still can’t believe you let Rose smash it in your face

Jannah: I didn’t!

Rose: 😁

Zorii: Noice Rose

Rey: Well this has been great, but I’m exhausted- night everyone

Rey: And happy birthday Jannah 🥳

Jannah: 😊 Night

Kaydel: Yea I haven’t slept in two days, I’m gonna get some rest

Rose: Wait then who’s piloting?

Zorii: Don’t worry I got it

Jannah: That makes me even more worried

Zorii: Wow thanks for the confidence you guys

Phasma: :) see ya

Phasma: And Rose don’t forget- book club meeting next weekend

Rose: See you there 👍

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Kylo has started a chat room

Kylo invited Book Nerds

Rey named chat room Virtual Book Club

Kylo: Welcome to the first official meeting of the Virtual Book Club.

Phasma: Yay fun!

Rose: What book should we all read?

Hux: What books has everyone read recently?

Rey: I just finished the first Harry Potter.

Kylo: I’m halfway through Catching Fire.

Hux: Everlark

Kylo: Everthorne

Rose: Gale/Peeta

Rey: Why does Katniss need to be in a romantic relationship?

Hux: Rey get out of here.

Rey: EvErLaRk SuCkS

Hux removed Rey

Phasma invited Rey

Phasma: I have no clue what you guys are talking about but I just finished The Cursed Child. #ScorpiusDeservedBetter

Hux: Oh I loved that one

Hux: WAIT YOU’VE NEVER READ THE HUNGER GAMES?!??!?!?

Rose: Don’t say no-

Phasma: No.

Phasma: Uh oh

Hux: HOW HAVE YOU NEVER READ SUZANNE COLLINS’ BEAUTIFUL TRILOGY!?!?!??!?

Hux: REY GREW UP IN A FREAKING TRASH DUMP AND SHE’S READ IT!!!!!

Kylo: Bro don’t say that

Rey: :(

Rose: Well, to be fair, Phasma lived on a backwater planet for most of her life as well. There’s not going to be a giant public library.

Hux: sry. My point is, you must read The Hunger Games.

Phasma: Umm you’re hyperventilating should I be scared?

Rose: Maybe we should pause the meeting for a few days so Arm can calm down

Hux: I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’VE NEVER READ THE HUNGER GAMES, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?

Rey: Wow he’s a bigger fangirl than Rose

Rose: Or you. Don’t lie to me, I saw you squealing over that Gadge fanfiction!!!

Rose: Well, I heard u first ;)

Rey: 😊 Aww you’re making me blush

Hux: A fellow Gadge, nice!

Rose: you’re such a traitor, I thought you said you liked Gale/Peeta.

Hux: I think she only said that so you didn’t murder her.

Phasma: So...let’s pick up this meeting later?

Kylo: yea. Hey, we were going to have a movie night tonight, u want to join?

Hux: Which movie?

Rey: Titanic :)

Rose: 🎵 You’re here, there’s nothing I fear 🎵

Hux: 🎵 And I know that my heart will go on 🎵

Rey: 🎵 We'll stay forever this way 🎵

Kylo: 🎵 You are safe in my heart and 🎵

Phasma: What just happened???

Rey: *finishes for Phasma* 🎵 My heart will go on and on 🎵

Kylo: Never seen the movie?

Phasma: No, and due to the very random musical that just occurred, I would not like to. You guys enjoy tho!

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Hux

Rose invited Kylo

Rose invited Rey

Rose: We need to get together for a movie again sometime.

Kylo: So you can cry again? ;)

Rey: Girl you used up a whole box of tissues!

Rose: Arm used two

Kylo: Really?

Hux: 😡 You promised you wouldn’t tell!

Rey: I think we all cried 😭

Kylo: Agreed

Rose: What movie should we watch next time?

Hux: You guys are gonna laugh, but there’s this really good movie called Strange Magic...and we should definitely watch it.

Rey: It’s a cartoon movie?

Hux: Yes it’s animated, but the songs are really good, and...I liked it 😊

Kylo: Looks interesting- next weekend sound good?

Rose: Yep

Hux: Definitely

Rey: Yea

Rose: Ooh can we watch the Harry Potter series? Phasma can come too!

Phasma: As long as I’m not a third wheel I’ll come

Rey: You know at this point I’m not even surprised she hacked us I’m just so used to it

Hux: ikr we all just keep hacking each other

Kylo: lol Phasma u won’t be a third wheel we promise

Rose: Yea ur our friend :)

Phasma: Ty you guys are awesome

Kylo: Have u seen the HP movies tho?

Phasma: Not yet.

Rey: GUYS GUYS GUYS LET’S DRESS UP AS HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!!!!

Hux: yes

Rose: ooh fun we can make butterbeer too!

Kylo: Can I be Draco?

Rose: Luna Lovegood

Rey: Hermione

Hux: Ron of course :)

Phasma: Ginny Weasley

Rose: Does this mean Arm and Rey are dating?

Kylo: xDDD no

Hux: I’m coming 4 ur girlfriend 🙃

Rey: no you’re creepyyyyyyyyyy

Rose: No one’s Harry darn

Kylo: Mitaka is

Phasma: 😡

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Girlsquad

Jannah: I can’t believe its been a whole year since the Final Battle.

Rose: Why does everyone call it the Final Battle if we’re still fighting?

Zorii: Do we really have to talk about this.

Rey: Agreed.

Phasma: Final Battle?

Kaydel: Everyone in the Resistance calls that big fight against the Final Order the Final Battle.

Rose: But we’re still fighting.

Rey: Yea I was kinda hoping it would be over by now. You know the ‘Final Battle’ would actually be the final battle of the war...

Zorii: yea...

Jannah: well this kinda went downhill

Phasma: yep. Well, thousands of people died and we’re still fighting. Don’t see how that’s happy...

Jannah: Okay. But we’re all still together, and still here.

Rose: and thousands of others are not.

Rey: F

Zorii: F

Kaydel: F

Phasma: ???

Zorii: Kaydel has introduced us to memes

Rey: Among other things

Phasma: me-me?

Kaydel: yOu ReAlLy HaVeN’t LiVeD, hAvE yOu?

Zorii: Send her the one you made about Poe!

Rose: Why do I not know about said memes?

Rey: You were talking with Arm and we’d finished all our work and stuff so Kaydel introduced us to memes.

Phasma: xD love the Poe one

Kaydel: 😊

Jannah: Has anyone ever noticed that if you use these emojis it looks like a farting dog? 🐩💨

Rey: Who corrupted Jannah?

Zorii: Kaydel

Rose: Kaydel

Kaydel: kAyDeL

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Girlsquad

Rey: I found a new song.

Jannah: Oh no.

Kaydel: Is this going to get stuck in my head again?

Rey: hehehe maybe.

Rey: It’s all about us and stuff!

Phasma: Resistance?

Rey: Everyone! Rose, Phasma, me, oh...well not Jannah and Zorii. Or Kaydel...but Amilyn is 🖤

Kaydel: That’s good. Amilyn deserves a song about her.

Rose: Agreed.

Jannah: do you think someone’ll write a song with me and Zorii too?

Zorii: And Kaydel?

Rey: I hope, that would be awesome!

Phasma: I am intrigued. Send me the song please.

Rey: 👍 Let’s just wait a few minutes so Phasma can watch this.

Zorii: Ooh send the rest of us!

Rey: On it.

Phasma: This song is so wholesome

Zorii: We need to all get together and sing this.

Rose: Let’s sneak up on Poe and Finn while they’re on a date and start singing.

Jannah: Can we sing the ‘Finn’s bromance is in trouble’ line?

Kaydel: Yes. We must.

Phasma: Tell me what happens!

Rey: You should come!!!

Phasma: ooh can I?

Jannah: Of course!

Zorii: You’re part of Girlsquad, aren’t you?

Kaydel: Alright everyone, memorize the lines over the next few days.

Rey: And then...we strike

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Hux has started a chat room

Hux invited Book Nerds

Hux: How’s prep for the HP movie night going?

Rose: Terrible. I might just go as Cho Chang. I made a Ravenclaw uniform, but I look nothing like Luna ☹️

Kylo: You need radish earrings :)

Rose: Oh I forgot about those! Will add

Phasma: Mine’s actually pretty good. Ginny’s pretty simple. Though her hair is so longggg...I’m not sure what to do there.

Hux: Oh yeah, about Ginny...

Phasma: Oh no. What?

Hux: We invited Mitaka. He’s read the whole series. He’s seen all the movies. He’s a huge fan.

Phasma: ARMITAGE HUX I SWEAR IF YOU-

Hux: He asked if he could dress up as Harry Potter.

Phasma: I hate you

Hux: I know

Rose: Oh that reminds me I found this adorable new ship. Rey I’m sending you the link to some new fanfiction...

Rey: Dramione. Oh I already knew about that. It’s beautiful isn’t it? 🖤🖤🖤

Kylo: One of these days I will find out what you’re talking about...

Rose: Lmho I’ll send you the link too

Rose: Guys we gotta corrupt Ben

Hux: Well getting back on topic, my costume’s pretty good.

Phasma: You just need a Gryffindor cloak and you’re all set- we actually have to put work in ;)

Rey: I think I went kind of overboard hehehe... I had so much free time...

Rose: oh force what’d ya do this time?

Rey: I’m sending you a pic

Rose: OMIGOD THAT’S AMAZINGGGG!!!!!

Kylo: Can someone plz explain?

Rose: AHHH SHE MADE A DARK HERMIONE COSTUME!!!!!

Phasma: That sounds epic

Hux: Dark Hermione???

Rey: So like a Death Eater Hermione *shrugs*

Phasma: Ooh can I copy?

Rey: Of course :)

Hux: What would a dark Ginny look like?

Phasma: She’d have all black...and maybe a hood like the Death Eater hoods, but no mask...ooh and she’d have a different wand too!

Phasma: *GASP* AND SHE’D WEAR THE SPLINTERS OF HER FIRST WAND IN A LITTLE VIAL TO REMEMBER TO NOT BE WEAKENED BY HER OLD ATTACHMENTS (LIKE HARRY)!!!!!!!

Rey: YASSS THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!!!

Rose: Oh crud I forgot to make Luna’s wand...

Kylo: Draco’s costume’s easy.

Hux: That’s because you two are so alike

Hux: Especially that part where he was crying in a bathroom xDDD

Kylo: :) Stop it

Rey: #DracoDidNothingWrong

Hux: How can you even say that???

Rey: DrAcO aNd hIs MoM aRe CoMpLeTeLy InNoCeNt

Rey: LuCiUs DrAgGeD tHeM iNtO tHiS mEsS

Hux: Can someone please explain where she keeps finding this craziness?

Rose: idk I’m not really a huge Draco fan

Phasma: Same

Kylo: Idk but I agree- Draco is innocent

Hux: What? How?

Rey: How are you? How are any of us? Haven’t we all killed people? Who decides who’s guilty and innocent anyway?

Phasma: Next up on Book Nerds of the Galaxy: philosophy lessons and Draco Malfoy Redemption Arc

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Finn has started a chat room

Finn invited Poe

Finn invited Jannah

Finn: Will you please explain to us why you, Rose, Zorii, Rey, and Kaydel jumped out of a bush while Poe and I were on a date and started singing along to a song.

Poe: And why was there a recording of some lady singing along with you?

Jannah: She couldn’t make it to the base but she’s still part of Girlsquad so we had her video herself singing it and played it while we sang in person.

Finn: Ok but WHY?

Jannah: Cause we needed something to do.

Jannah: And we found a new song.

Poe: So you decided to sing it to us

Jannah: Exactly!

Poe: *sighs*

Poe: What did I ever do to deserve this?

Jannah: Can u bother someone else, Kaydel and I are gonna watch a movie

Poe: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND A MOVIE????

Jannah: Ask Kaydel!

Jannah has left the chat room

Poe invited Kaydel

Poe: WHERE DID YOU FIND A MOVIE?????

Kaydel: heheheheh

Finn: And why did you jump out from behind a bush?

Finn: And start singing?

Kaydel:To sing this new song we found.

Kaydel: Can I go watch my movie now?

Finn: I GIVE UP

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Hux has started a chat room

Hux invited Book Nerds

Kylo named chat room Any Questions?

Kylo: Okay. So let’s figure some things out.

Hux: What is Dramione?

Rose: *raises hand*

Kylo: Rose.

Rose: The romantic pairing of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

Hux: Huh. Okay then.

Hux: WHAT???

Phasma: Next question

Phasma: Why did you guys invite Mitaka to our party, and is he also coming to book club?

Kylo: We invited Mitaka to annoy you and because he loved Harry Potter. He might be coming to book club? No one knows.

Hux: My turn: how is Draco Malfoy innocent?

Rose: Oh we have a whole notebook for that. You can borrow it sometime.

Hux: A whole notebook????

Rey: 👍 I’ll go grab it

Hux: You guys are insane

Kylo: Draco and his mom are innocent. Lucius dragged them into this mess!

Rey: Agreed

Rose: Agreed

Phasma: Neutral but leaning toward agreement.

Hux: Let me see this notebook...

Hux: THAT THING’S HUGE!!!

Rose: Well the Draco chapter’s only 15 pages

Kylo: “Only 15 pages.” -Rose Tico

Rey: You should see the chapter about Scorpius/Albus

Phasma: That’s a thing??

Rose: I put a LOT of time into that one!

Kylo: Well...any other questions?

Phasma: Why does Jannah keep sending me photos of the word ‘Stormpilot’ written in spray paint on a black and orange X-wing?

Rose: ...that’s a question for another time

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Arm has started a chat room

Arm invited Book Nerds

Arm: Is anyone allergic to cats?

Rose: No. Wait are you talking about-

Arm: NO DON’T TELL YET!

Phasma: No.

Rey: No, why?

Ben: Cats? I mean no, I’m not, but cats???

Arm: Is anyone afraid of cats?

Phasma: No they’re adorable

Rey: Don’t they scratch?

Rose: Only if you provoke them.

Rey: Oh. Then no.

Ben: No, but I don’t like large amounts of cats. One of my mother’s fellow senators had fifteen cats, and they were all very annoying.

Arm: Okay...can I bring my cat Millicent to our Harry Potter party?

Rose: YES I haven’t seen Millie in forever!!!

Rey: Millicent can be Crookshanks 🖤🖤🖤

Ben: Wait...you have a cat???

Phasma: Why did we not know this?

Arm: Idk I didn’t know if we were allowed to have cats.

Arm: Rose occasionally takes Millie for a week or two also.

Rose: YES SHE’S ADORABLE!!!!!

Rose: AND SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CROOKSHANKS!!!

Arm: Millicent is better than Crookshanks. She doesn’t have a squashed face.

Rey: Just look at Arm being so protective of his cat

Phasma: It’s actually quite adorable.

Ben: Can I see your cat?

Arm: I’ll send a pic

Ben: Please bring her she is adorable

Rey: Wait is Mitaka okay with cats?

Rose: Yea he accidentally saw her once.

Phasma: Please bring kitty

Rose: K I T T Y

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Girlsquad

Jannah: So. How was the Harry Potter night?

Rey: Awesome. We started a chicken fight, Rose started screaming about the high ground, and Phasma snorted butterbeer everywhere.

Phasma: Did you reallly need to mention that?

Zorii: Did you guys actually watch the movies???

Rose: Yea, we tried. But when Hermione punched Malfoy, Arm and Ben got into a fight about Draco Redemption Story and Phasma and Mitaka ran off.

Kaydel: DID THEY???

Rey: y e s

Kaydel: *shrieks* I TOLD YOU ZORII!!!!!!!

Phasma: wHaT

Zorii: Kaydel said you and Mitaka would kiss. I said you wouldn’t.

Kaydel: *still shrieking* YOU OWE ME A BOX OF WOOKIE COOKIES

Phasma: I hate you guys 🙃

Zorii: We know

Jannah: Come on details! What else happened?

Rey: Rose kicked my butt in a chicken fight

Rose: Literally

Rey: And that’s when she landed on top of Millicent

Jannah: Millicent?

Kaydel: Armitage’s cat.

Rey: Who dressed up as Crookshanks

Phasma: It was just complete chaos. We made it through like, the first two and a half movies before we stopped paying attention.

Rose: I think we’ve scared Mitaka off.

Rey: Though Phasma’s Dark!Ginny costume was amazing!

Phasma: And hearing Rose screech about the high ground was hilarious

Rose: And we all got into a debate about Dramione and my sanity

Zorii: ???

Rey: Arm thought I was a bad influence xDDDD

Jannah: Kaydel’s the bad influence

Kaydel: I’m not even going to deny that

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Arm has started a chat room

Arm invited Book Nerds

Ben named chat Virtual Book Club

Arm: Okay guys. We need to actually find a book to read together.

Rose: I’ve heard the Divergent series is good?

Ben: NO

Ben: WE ARE NOT READING THE DIVERGENT SERIES

Arm: ???

Ben: Too sad

Rose: I say we read it just to annoy Ben

Rey: I agree

Ben: I will quit this club. I am NOT reading Divergent.

Arm: What if we only read the first book?

Ben: NO. You can’t let it suck you in!

Rey: We can read the first book together and decide if we’ll finish the series on our own.

Rose: I like that idea.

Arm: Outvoted Solo :)

Ben: Fine

Rey: Guys where’s Phasma?

Arm: She was...busy

Rose: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME???

Arm: Nothing!

Rey: Women always figure out the truth.

Rose: Always.

Ben: We set her up on a blind date

Arm: With Mitaka.

Rey: You two...

Arm: Hey, who hacked Finn and Poe’s chat???

Rose: That was for professional reasons

Rey: Yea they were always being awkward around each other and it was ruining our lives.

Ben: So you professionally hooked them up

Rose: ...yes?

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Phasma started a chat room

Phasma invited Book Nerds

Phasma: So. What book are we reading?

Rey: Divergent

Phasma: Thank you. Oh, and one more question.

Phasma: HUX WHAT THE KRIFF!?!?!?!?

Rose: Language...

Rey: Let her have her moment.

Arm: Ben’s idea

Ben: Hey, no, it was both of ours!

Phasma: YOU TWO SET ME UP ON A BLIND DATE WITH MITAKA!!!!

Arm: Yes we are aware of that.

Phasma: THE SECOND I GET BACK I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU TWO!!!!

Arm: Hey Rose, Rey, do you guys have a spare bunk at the Resistance base?

Rey: We did but not anymore

Rose: It vanished the second Phasma said she would murder you

Rey: Pretty crazy coincidence, huh?

Arm: If there’s one thing I know about Phasma, its that she means what she says.

Rey: Okay good point...we may be able to find a spare bunk?

Rose: How fast is the Falcon?

Ben: Fastest ship in the galaxy

Rey: Faster than any FO ship :)

Phasma: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE PHASMA

Ben: Well I don’t know what to say

Rose: We’ll be there in five minutes

Arm: I don’t know if we’ll still be alive then.

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Book Nerds

Rey: So how far into Divergent is everyone?

Arm: Pretty far since I’ve been stuck in a Resistance for the past two days.

Phasma: I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!

Rose: I’m like two chapters in because I’ve been so busyyyy

Rey: I’ve had plenty of reading time on the Falcon so far- waiting for a signal to land and pick up a team

Ben: Same as Arm

Phasma: I’m also two chapters in because I’m busy trying to run the FO without you two idiots.

Phasma: Not like that’s any different from normal.

Rose: Oof

Rey: xD Phasma’s calling you out guys

Phasma: NOW GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT COWARDS

Rose: Hmm...lightsaber vs blaster tho

Rey: At this point, I’d put my credits on Phasma anyway.

Phasma: Aww thanks Rey

Rose: It’s 2 vs 1. I’m going against Phasma

Arm: Thank you Rose

Ben: Though honestly, I think Phasma will kick both of our butts.

Phasma: THAT’S FOR-

Rey: Phasma, again with the language. Please stop. We keep having to set the chat so it blocks out vulgar language.

Phasma: COWARDS!!! I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE!!!!

Rose: ???

Phasma: YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR I’M COMING TO FIND YOU!!!!

Ben: You don’t know where the rebel base is

Phasma: I’LL ASK KAYDEL

Rey: Wait wait wait! If we hand them over, will you leave the rebel base alone?

Arm: WHAT???

Rey: Last time we had to move bases we almost died out. So Phasma, if we hand them over, will you leave the rebel base alone?

Phasma: hmm...yes. I just want to kill them. I currently have no quarrel with the rest of Girlsquad.

Rey: Alright. We’ll turn ‘em in...

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Ben

Rey invited Rose

Rey invited Arm

Rey: Guys, I have a plan

Ben: I knew you were going to say that

Rose: Whatever it is, I’m in :)

Arm: This plan better not be turning us over to Phasma

Rey: Of course not.

Rose: You did make this Phasma-proof, right?

Rey: I don’t even think she knows how to hack private chats. But yes, I put up extra protection.

Ben: Let’s hear this plan.

Rey: I’ll pilot the Falcon to Phasma, and meet up with her. You guys’ll hide under the floor panels. I can lead her over to you, and you guys can...idk jump out at her or something

Rose: I’ve got an idea for that part...Zorii rigged some blasters to launch confetti and glitter for Jannah’s birthday party. We can douse her with glitter!

Arm: *chuckles evilly* I’m in!

Ben: I feel like that will only make her angrier.

Arm: Yes but two lightsabers and two blasters against one blaster.

Rose: Correction: two lightsabers, one blaster, and an electro-prod. Plus a bunch of glitter blasters

Ben: Glitter blasters. That just sounds like something dangerous, stupid, and extremely fun.

Rey: And knowing us, we’d shoot ourselves accidentally.

Arm: GLITTER FIGHT 2V2!!!! I CALL BEN’S TEAM!!!!!

Rose: Oh, it’s on

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Ben

Rose invited Arm

Rose invited Rey

Arm named chat Waiting

Ben: Is she here yet?

Rey: She’s boarding now.

Rose: Um one question...is she gonna see your phone?

Rey: Nope

Arm: Wait, which way to you point the glitter blaster?

Rose: At Phasma

Arm: I’m being serious

Rose: I’m not. Alright, I’ll help

Ben: ROSE DON’T POINT THAT THING IN MY FACE!!!

Rose: ahh sorry!

Rey: Okay guys she’s on board.

Ben: When do we jump out?

Arm: When Rey brings up porgs

Rey: Quiet! I can hear you guys moving around in there!

Rose: She doesn’t sound suspicious

Ben: 3, 2, 1...

Arm: NOW!

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Ben has started a chat room

Ben invited Book Nerds

Rose: Can I just say: the thing with the glitter blasters was awesome!!!

Arm: xDDD It was ALL OVER Phasma

Rey: And us

Ben: And the Falcon

Rose: Oh no Phasma’s giving us the silent treatment.

Arm: I still think we should have the glitter blaster fight.

Rey: Sure, why not?

Ben: Many reasons. For one, we’ll be covered in glitter.

Rose: That’s exactly why it will be awesome and fun!

Arm: Outvoted, Solo

Ben: WHY???

Ben: NOT AGAIN!!!

Rose: xD don’t be such a party crasher and you won’t get outvoted every time

Rey: I call Rose’s team!

Rose: yesss we will kick their butts

Arm: As if!

Ben: I don’t know, they can be quite destructive when they want to be

Rose: hehehe we will crush you

Rey: This will be the second time you guys get your butts kicked by a member of Girlsquad.

Rose: Correction: second time this week

Arm: Ouch we do have a pretty terrible record

Ben: Alright hand over the glitter blasters. Then we’ll see who gets their butt kicked.

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Rose

Rose: Alright what’s the plan?

Rey: Maybe one of us takes the front as a distraction, while the other sneaks up from behind?

Arm: HAHAHAHAHA I CAN SEE WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING!!!!!!!

Rose: Shoot

Rey: Gimme a sec...

Rey removed Arm

Rey: Protection’s up.

Rose: New plan: I can hack their chat and secretly watch their plan. Then we come up with a way to stop them.

Rey: 👍

Rose: They’re gonna do what our OG plan was

Rey: tHiEvErY

Rose: How to we foil their plan...

Rey:We can advance back to back?

Rose: I can see that working...

Rose: Okay, count of three

Rey: 1...

Rose: 2...

Jannah: WhAt iS gOiNg On????

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Arm has started a chat room

Arm invited Ben

Ben: Okay. Let’s work out a plan.

Arm: Or we just hack them and steal their plan xDDD

Ben: YES.

Arm: ...one sec...

Arm: Okay. One of them will sneak up from behind us while the other distracts us in the front.

Ben: I’ll take the front.

Arm: Oh good, I was gonna ask to do the backawererfniopqutao

Ben: Wha- HOLY

Arm: Okay okay new plan!!!!

Ben: Wait, someone just stole my glitter blaster...

Arm: Got it back!

Ben: No I’m over here! That’s Rose!

Arm: OWWW Rey just hit me in the face with glitter!!!

Ben: I don’t think we’re gonna win this

Arm: same

Arm: Do you think they’ll stop shooting us if we surrender?

Ben: I seriously doubt that.

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Book Nerds

Rose: WE WON!!!!!!

Ben: we know.

Rey: How do you get the glitter off?

Arm: You’ve been walking around covered in glitter for an hour???

Rey: No, I’ve spent 45 minutes in a refresher, and I’m STILL covered in glitter. Poe is going to kill me

Rose: Actually good question is anyone else still covered in glitter?

Ben: Yes

Arm: I washed it off, but Millicent’s covered in it

Rose: please send a pic

Rose: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE POOR CAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Arm: Look, I got out of the ‘fresher, she’d pulled the trigger or something and was literally rolling in glitter.

Rey: How did you get it off tho?????

Arm: I just used soap?

Rey: ThAtS wHaT iVe bEeN uSiNg FoR tHe LaSt 45 MiNuTeS!?!?!?!?!

Rose: Same

Rey: Can you tell us? Because Poe wants to join me in the Falcon when I go scout and he will MURDER us when he finds out we’re covered in glitter because we spent our free time hosting a glitter fight with FO members!!!!!

Rose: Not to mention the inter-army BOOK CLUB

Arm: hmm....

Ben: I think he’s just biding his time until Poe finds out

Rey: ARMITAGE HUX THIS IS A DANGEROUS POSITION YOU ARE PUTTING US IN!!!! THIS COULD GET ALL OF GIRLSQUAD KICKED OUT OF THE RESISTANCE, NOT TO MENTION YOU, BEN, AND PHASMA KILLED!!!!!!

Rose: Here we go again...

Ben: Why are you guys always yelling at Arm?

Rose: I honestly don’t know

Ben: ooh maybe we could invite Poe to our book club?

Rey: ARM I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T TELL ME I WILL MAKE SURE YOU FIND GLITTER IN PLACES GLITTER SHOULDN’T BE

Rose: Maybe...I don’t think he’s read Divergent...oh yea, where r u in the book?

Ben: Can’t tell you, I’m at a really big part.

Rose: I’m at the part where they climb the Ferris wheel.

Rey: I’M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CAT!!!!!!!!

Ben: Oh I loved that part.

Rose: Same it’s really good! But there’s not a whole lot of action that’s like, important to the story. They’re just training mostly.

Ben: It gets better, promise.

Rose: Got the book in one hand, phone in the other :)

Ben: Now that’s someone who’s living life correctly

Rey: HUX, POE IS LITERALLY OUTSIDE THE DOOR!!!!!! CAN YOU JUST TELL!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

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Rey has started a chat room

Rey invited Book Nerds

Rey: Armitage Hux.

Arm: That is me.

Rey: You nearly got Rose and I kicked out of the Resistance.

Arm: How? We’re on opposite sides of the galaxy.

Rey: You refused to tell us how to wash off the glitter.

Ben: You know, I’m surprised no one’s started screaming yet...

Ben: Hey, did Poe want to join the book club?

Rose: Well he was a little busy screaming at us- but we told him we were playing against Jannah and Zorii, so we’re not in as much trouble.

Rose: I can ask him about book club tho?

Ben: Sure

Arm: NO THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA

Phasma: You’re just annoyed cause he’s gonna call you General Hugs. Invite him!

Arm: DON’T INVITE HIM!!!!

Rey: Come on Arm! This could be the first step to getting him to accept the fact that you guys are awesome and hilarious and we’re not traitors for being friends.

Arm: You do realize that when he finds out we had a glitter blaster fight he will murder all of us?

Rose: Little too late anyway. Just asked him if he wanted to join a book club. I said there’s boys and girls, and he and Finn are both welcome.

Ben: That’s safe. What did he say?

Rose: He asked what book we were reading- he hasn’t read Divergent either. He’s asking Finn now.

Rey: So now we wait...

Arm: For our destruction.

Ben: Are you ever not a pessimist?

Phasma: Did Mitaka ever decide if he was joining the club or not?

Rey: And why are you asking? 😉

Phasma: Oh shut up.

Arm: He said yes, he did want to join

Ben: We should probably add him to this

Rey: I already did, he’s probably not on his device right now.

Rose: Poe and Finn both want to join

Phasma: Oh no.

Arm: Well I’m not doing it.

Rey: You know what? Let Rose and I do the talking here.

Rose: Don’t drag me into this!!!

Ben: Yeah, you have fun explaining. I’m going to be watching this one.

Rey invited Stormpilot

Rey: Hi Finn, Poe. Welcome to the Virtual Book Club, where we read books, watch movies, sing the Titanic song, and generally just have fun. We’re currently reading Divergent- you guys’ve never read that, right?

Finn: ...

Poe: ...

Arm: I told you guys...

Poe: Rose. Rey.

Rose: yes?

Poe: Explain. Now.

Phasma: In the words of Kaydel, F in the chat

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Poe has started a chat room

Poe invited Rose

Poe invited Rey

Poe: Okay. Can one of you explain why you started a book club with FIRST ORDER MEMBERS????

Rose: Well, you know Phasma is our best friend and a member of Girlsquad, you also know about Arm and Ben. Arm and Ben invited Mitaka for a few reasons, mainly to annoy Phasma and finally get them to stop hiding the fact that they’re crushing on each other like middle schoolers. And then Ben also wanted to invite you and Finn.

Poe: ...

Rey: Rose I don’t think you should have dumped so much information on him at once.

Poe: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW SO MANY FIRST ORDER MEMBERS???

Rey: Well, let’s see.

Rey: Rose bit one of them.

Rose: Rey’s got some weird force connection with another.

Rey: One gave the order for Rose to be executed on the Supremacy .

Rose: And the other secretly has a crush on the executer lady

Rey: We’re all good friends!

Poe: ...I’m not really sure how to respond to that.

Poe: So why were we invited to a book club with murderers?

Poe: And can someone explain this: “Hi Finn, Poe. Welcome to the Virtual Book Club, where we read books, watch movies, sing the Titanic song, and generally just have fun. We’re currently reading Divergent- you guys’ve never read that, right?”

Rey: Well Phasma was lonely so we started a book club.

Rose: What about the intro do we need to explain?

Poe: ALL OF IT

Rose: Well it’s a book club, so we read books. We also watch movies based off of the books, or also if we’re bored.

Rey: Like Harry Potter night!

Rose: I don’t think that counts as watching movies. We spent more time arguing about Dramione, The Hunger Games, Katniss/Prim, Draco Redemption Story, etc etc.

Rey: Okay true.

Poe: Wait, what are you even talking about???

Rose: We sing the Titanic song because we all watched Titanic together and used up like, 20 boxes of tissues.

Rey: And we have fun because...well I don’t think we need to explain that. Our book club is currently reading Divergent, which also probably doesn’t need any explanation.

Poe: Harry Potter night?

Rey: That was fun! We all dressed up as characters from Harry Potter and watched the movies together.

Rose: Though we mostly ended up arguing about fan theories. Plus the whole chicken fight.

Rey: And Arm brought Millicent, who dressed up as Crookshanks!

Poe: He has a cat???

Rose: Yep!

Poe: Who watched Titanic and why?

Rey: Movie night- Rose and Arm joined last minute.

Poe: What is ‘Dramione’, ‘Katniss/Prim’, and ‘Draco Redemption Story’?

Rose: ...you don’t need to know that yet.

Rose: So are you joining book club?

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Girlsquad

Zorii: AGH IT’S BEEN SO LONG!!!!!!

Jannah: I KNOW!!!!!

Kaydel: I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE ALL FINALLY BACK AT BASE TOGETHER!!!!

Rose: What’s everyone been doing lately???? I mean when you’re not on missions and getting fired at :)

Rey: Reading Divergent and getting yelled at by Poe

Kaydel: Taking care of the porg and learning how to fix a droid

Jannah: What did you do to BB-8 this time???

Kaydel: What do you mean this time???? And it’s not BB-8, I found this broken droid in the junk pile and was bored.

Zorii: Just helping out in the kitchens- I’m learning more about cooking.

Jannah: bEiNg A sPaCe CoWgIrL

Rose: KAYDEL!!!!! STOP SHOWING JANNAH THOSE WESTERN MOVIES!!!!

Rey: We should celebrate the fact that we’re all back together!

Jannah: What about Phasma? We shouldn’t leave her out...

Rose: It’s one in the morning where she is right now. She’ll be sleeping.

Kaydel: Good. Cause I have an idea, and it’ll be hard for Phasma to join.

Zorii: Can we rob the kitchens again???

Rey: NO

Jannah: We’re not robbing the kitchen again.

Kaydel: I’ve got a better idea. Let’s play...

Rose: Ooh what’s the game?

Zorii: Kaydel you’ve been keeping us waiting for five minutes.

Kaydel: Fine.

Kaydel: Let’s play...Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Rey: Force save us.

Rose: I don’t know if that’s possible.

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Rose removed Phasma

Rose: So we don’t wake her up.

Zorii named chat room Kiss, Marry, Kill

Kaydel: Who’s going first?

Jannah: Wait, how do you even play?

Rose: you’ve never played Kiss, Marry, Kill?

Jannah: never heard of it

Rose: We name three people, and you choose to kiss one, marry one, and kill one.

Jannah: 😳

Rey: Exactly.

Zorii: Wait- are we doing boys and girls, or just boys?

Kaydel: Both.

Kaydel: Alright. I’ll go first. Rose, this is for you. Kiss, marry, kill: Finn, Phasma, and...DJ.

Rose: WHAT????

Rose: Ohhhhh-kay. Kiss Phasma, marry Finn, kill DJ.

Rose: Alright, Jannah, I’m asking you. Kiss, marry, kill: Arm, Poe, and Zorii

Jannah: ....but I don’t want to marry any of them?

Zorii: It’s just a game. If you had to choose.

Jannah: okay, uhhh... I don’t want to kill anyone! Um. Um. Well...kiss Arm I guess? And marry Poe? And kill Zorii?

Zorii: Wow thanks.

Jannah: Well I can’t kill Poe since he’s the leader of the Resistance! And Arm’s the spy, so we’d lose our spy if he died.

Kaydel: Jannah, it’s just a game. Let’s just pretend we are normal girls, and there is no war on.

Jannah: 👍

Jannah: This is for Rey. Kiss, marry, kill: Mitaka, Kaydel, and...Hermione? From Harry Potter?

Rose: YASS let’s add book/movie characters too!!!!

Rey: Um...well...kiss Mitaka. Marry Kaydel. Kill Hermione.

Zorii: This is going to get out of control pretty quickly, isn’t it?

Rey: Zorii. Kiss, marry, kill: Poe, Jeanine (from Divergent), and Kaydel’s porg.

Zorii: Welp. I was right. Kiss...Kaydel’s porg, because it’s adorable. Uh...marry. Okay. Um. Marry Poe, but if any of you tell him I said that, you’re dead.

Kaydel: Oh too late. The second I read ‘Marry Poe’, I told him.

Zorii: KAYDEL!!!!!!!!

Jannah: Cause it’s not a Girlsquad meeting without someone killing someone else...

Zorii: Oh, and kill Jeanine.

Rey: Definitely 👍

Zorii: Okay, who’s next? Kaydel, you haven’t been chosen yet. Kiss, marry, kill...you know what, time for a history lesson. Kiss, marry, kill: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and...idk Zay Versio.

Zorii: Wait, you all gotta answer this one.

Kaydel: Easy! Kiss Zay, marry Anakin, kill Obi-Wan.

Rose: Uhh... I guess we’re starting with kiss Zay. And marry Obi-Wan. And kill Anakin cause he’s kinda whiny.

Jannah: Hmm. Kiss Anakin. Marry Zay. Kill Obi-Wan. I feel like if I kissed Obi-Wan he’d go tell the Jedi Order and they’d come after me xD

Rey: Kiss...Obi-Wan? Marry Zay. Kill Anakin, he was whiny.

Rose: Okay, one last round. Everyone has to answer.

Rose: Kiss, marry, kill: Darth Vader.

Rey: Oh I’ve got a bad feeling about this round.

Zorii: Yea this one will definitely get out of hand.

Rose: Darth Tyranus.

Jannah: Oh she’s just naming villains now to annoy us.

Rose: And the famous stormtrooper TK-421.

Kaydel: Rose...what even happened to this game?

Rose: You gotta answer!

Jannah: Alright, let’s do this. Kiss...you know what, maybe I’ll go after Zorii.

Zorii: Fine. Kiss....Rose, I hate you. Okay. Kiss...I don’t know! Tyranus? Um. Marry...TK-421??? And kill Vader?

Jannah: Kiss...TK-421? Marry Vader? Kill Tyranus?

Rey: I’m not answering this one.

Kaydel: Same.

Rose: Alright girls, let’s call it a night.

Zorii: What??? How’d they get out of it???

Kaydel: Poe’s coming over. We gotta scram.

Rey: Glad we’re all back at base together. Missed you guys :)

Jannah: It’s definitely been way too long- let’s get together for lunch tomorrow?

Rose: Definitely!

Zorii: And NO Kiss, Marry, Kill!

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Jannah has started a chat room

Jannah invited Girlsquad

Jannah: Have you ever thought about what you’ll do after the war?

Rose: Sort of

Kaydel: Not really

Zorii: Not at all

Rey: Occasionally

Phasma: No, why?

Jannah: I’ve just been thinking about it lately. What I want to do and who I want to be.

Rey: What do you want to do?

Jannah: I...I was thinking about trying to help the stormtroopers from the First Order find their families again. Finn and I don’t know where we’re from, or who we were. There’s thousands of others out there who are the same.

Rose: That’s a really amazing idea Jannah.

Phasma: Agreed.

Kaydel: What does everyone else want to do?

Rose: I just want to live a peaceful life. Maybe teach others about the war, so we can learn from our mistakes.

Zorii: Oh, that’s a good idea. Is a certain someone involved in this future?

Rose: ????

Zorii: Armitage!

Rose: Oh. Uh...I don’t know. We never really talked about anything after the war...

Jannah: Can I come to the wedding?

Rose: Jannah! I don’t even think he’d want to, you know...get married.

Rey: Rose. I saw you guys at Jannah’s party, and when the book club gets together. He loves you.

Rose: Yea, but...I guess we never thought about it. Retiring, living our lives together, maybe starting a family.

Phasma: Now that we’re thinking about our futures...I might want to stick around and help figure out the new government. I want to make sure the backwater planets get a say in laws as well. Parnassos never had any representation, and half the galaxy doesn’t even know the planet exists.

Rey: Oh that would be amazing Phasma! You’re right, backwater planets are often forgotten.

Rose: Agreed. Some are even used as weapons testers- the First Order shelled my sister and my homeworld to test their weapons.

Jannah: And Kef Bir’s practically hidden from the rest of the galaxy- Finn, Poe, and Rey nearly didn’t find it!

Kaydel: Dulathia is like that as well.

Zorii: Hey speaking of everyone’s homeworld... I had an idea... Maybe I’ll join Phasma in the government.

Jannah: What are you thinking of doing?

Zorii: When the Final Order...you know, attacked Kijimi...a lot of people lost their homes. Because of the war, many people lost their homes and families...maybe I could set up a program that helps people relocate- and it would help Phasma too! We could help people resettle worlds like Parnassos, make them habitable?

Phasma: Yeah, we could work together!

Kaydel: Could I help? I really don’t know what I want to do...but I really think you guys could make a difference for...millions of people, maybe even more.

Rey: What do you want to do Kaydel?

Kaydel: I never thought about it. I’ve always fought for the Resistance, I never really had anything I want to do. What about you?

Rey: I was thinking about opening a training temple for force-sensitives. But not just to train to be Jedi or Sith- they’d learn about both aspects of the force.

Rose: Seems dangerous. Don’t Sith use their anger to fight?

Rey: The dark side is harnessed by using stronger emotions- and while hate is a strong emotion, there are other strong emotions. Vader turned to the dark side because of his love for his family.

Zorii: But still...not like we need any more Vaders running around.

Rey: Well...we technically do. It’s like...you can’t have stars without darkness. There has to be that balance to keep things from getting out of control.

Phasma: It makes sense. I mean, after Order 66, the dark siders had all the power, while the light siders had none. After the second Death Star blew up, the light siders had all the power and the dark siders had none. It’s just...complicated.

Jannah: Very.

Kaydel: You guys all know what you want to do after the war...

Rey: You’ll find something. Maybe you could join Phasma and Zorii and find a position in the government?

Kaydel: Meh. I never really had the patience for that stuff.

Rose: What about piloting?

Kaydel: Rose, I almost crashed the supply crate carrier yesterday.

Rose: Ah, good point. Well you’re the reason the Resistance evacuated D’Quar in record time- you’re a good leader.

Kaydel: I don’t know. I mean, that was a life-or-death situation. I had to get everyone out of there. I was just making decisions that would get everyone out of there alive- and because I didn’t take time to make sure we had more artillery and fuel, we almost died out.

Zorii: Kaydel, because you made decisions to load the transports with more people than supplies, the Resistance is still alive. By refusing to put supplies first, you saved hundreds of lives!

Kaydel: I don’t know, you guys. I guess I’ll have to think about it.

Phasma: Well one thing’s for sure: whatever you do, you’ll be great at it.

Rey: Yep. No one works harder than our Kaydel :)

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Kaydel has started a chat room

Kaydel invited Girlsquad

Kaydel: GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!

Rose: What what what???

Kaydel: YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT!!!!!

Phasma: Ooh more gossip. Yes please.

Rey: Wait. Who did you hear this from?

Kaydel: NO ONE!!!! I JUST SAW IT TWO MINUTES AGO!!!!!!!!

Zorii: Come on, just tell us!

Jannah: war is over.Wait, who is this about?

Kaydel: SO IT HAS TO DO WITH A CERTAIN TWO PEOPLE!!!!!

Rey: Oh force here we go again...

Rose: Is it Phasma and Mitaka? Are they finally engaged?

Phasma: Rose we just started dating like, two weeks ago.

Kaydel: COME ON GUYS, YOU GOTTA GUESS!!!!! IT’S A CERTAN TWO PEOPLE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE CRAZY TEXTING THING!!!!!!

Rey: But you just said we’d never be able to guess it. So what’s the point of trying?

Kaydel: SHUT UP AND NO MORE JEDI MIND TRICKS

Zorii: Who started this whole thing...well I guess Rey and Rose taught us how to hack people?

Rose: Zorii, I’m on a different planet than you guys.

Zorii: Oh good point.

Jannah: Wait...didn’t Rose and Rey hack Finn and Poe?

Phasma: Yea, they set them up on a date.

Phasma: WAIT A MINUTE

Phasma: WAIT. A. MINUTE.

Phasma: Did they...are they...KAYDEL!?!?!?!?!?

Jannah: ???

Rey: I honestly don’t know why- oh. Oh. I understood. KAYDEL ARE THEY-

Kaydel: YESSSS!!!!! I JUST SAW POE, HE DOESN’T KNOW I SAW HIM!!!! HE’S GONNA PROPOSE TO FINN!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!

Phasma: AHHHH WOW SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

Kaydel: YESS!!!!!!!

Rose: This is insane. This is actually insane. Poe is going to propose to Finn???

Kaydel: Yep. I heard him practicing. (XD it was so cringy)

Jannah: Do you know when?

Kaydel: No, and don’t tell Poe that you know. He’ll kill me.

Zorii: Wow a double wedding. Phasma and Mitaka, and Poe and Finn.

Phasma: Are you ever going to let that go? We are dating. We are not planning on anything of the sort anytime soon.

Rey: And then tomorrow we wake up and Kaydel overheard Mitaka getting ready to propose xD

Kaydel: I don’t know...how far away are you from us?

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Phasma has started a chat room

Phasma invited Girlsquad

Phasma: I wish we could all get together again like we did for Jannah’s b-day.

Zorii: That was really fun...

Rey: Are there really no other girls in the FO?

Phasma: No others at my rank.

Rey: ???

Phasma: Superior/subordinate friendships aren’t exactly encouraged in the FO.

Rose: Girl, you’re friends with Kylo Ren and General Hux. The literal powerhouses of the FO. They’re not gonna be angry if you find some friends who aren’t your rank.

Phasma: Yeah, but like...Pryde

Rose: *hisses*

Jannah: ???

Zorii: She hates Pryde

Zorii: He shot Arm in the leg once. Among other things.

Kaydel: Okay, but who doesn’t hate Pryde???

Rey: hear hear! But honestly Phasma, you should go make some friends :) Girlsquad could always use more members.

Jannah: Yea, you always get stuck hearing about our adventures- you could have your own for a change!

Rose: We definitely need more FO members in Girlsquad.

Phasma: ...Alright. I’ll try.

Zorii: Do or do not. There is no try.

Phasma: Oh shut up Zorii.

Rey: But seriously, it would be really fun to meet other FO members- and Girlsquad would welcome them eagerly :)

Rose: Oh guys I just remember to ask. Has anyone seen Poe lately?

Jannah: What did you do to anger him this time?

Rose: I didn’t do anything! I just need to give him a copy of Divergent. It’s the book our book club’s reading.

Kaydel: Wait, he actually joined?!?!?

Rey: Well we did get a long lecture about not being friends with FO members- which was stupid -and then another one about not making glitter blasters- which was even more stupid cause he wasn’t even using words, he was mostly just glaring at us and starting sentences but not finishing them. Also, Zorii made the glitter blasters.

Rose: But he never said he wasn’t joining!

Phasma: ...RIP

Zorii: here lies Rose Tico, beloved member of Girlsquad. Died after handing Poe a book.

Rose: What is so wrong about giving him a book???

Jannah: Rose. Poe does not like Phasma or Kylo or Arm.

Rose: Yes. This is a learning experience for all of us.

Kaydel: F in the chat

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Rose has started a chat room

Rose invited Book Nerds

Mitaka: Hi guys!

Rey: Mitaka! You made it!

Mitaka: Yeah, but Gwen’s been keeping me updated on what goes on at meetings so far.

Rose: Gwen?

Phasma: ...that’s my name ☺️

Rey: Really? I can’t believe we never asked you, I’m so sorry!

Phasma: It’s totally fine you guys, I mostly just go by Phasma.

Arm: Well which do you want us to call you?

Phasma: Gwen 😁

Phasma changed name to Gwen

Ben: Much better 🙂

Rose: Alright. That’s done with...so Mitaka, welcome to your first official meeting. I’d also like to introduce our two newest members...Poe Dameron and Finn Storm!

Poe: Rose, why am I on this chat?

Rose: This is our book club :)

Finn: ...

Gwen: Listen you two. This is only gonna be awkward if you make it awkward.

Finn: Alright...

Rey: So where is everyone in Divergent?

Ben: Really close to finishing. But I can’t say where cause it’s a huge spoiler.

Arm: Finished.

Rose: Eh...I haven’t had much time to read lately. I’m at the part right after they climb the Ferris wheel.

Poe: Beatrice just chose her faction.

Finn: Caleb just chose his faction.

Gwen: Agh so close to the end but I can’t say where cause it’s a spoiler.

Mitaka: Same place as Gwen.

Rey: Someone just...okay I guess this is a minor spoiler, but someone just jumped off a cliff.

Finn: WHAT???

Rose: Mitaka, when you say same place as Gwen do you mean you guys are reading it together?

Ben: Oh yeah, note for Finn and Poe, we’re constantly shipping something.

Gwen: Are you ever going to let that go? Yes, we’re reading it together, we call each other every night and take turns reading a page each, and we get through a chapter a night.

Arm: Aww that’s so sweet... Gwen/Mitaka=OTP

Poe: Are you acting like a...fangirl?

Ben: Well fanboy technically, but yes. He does this often. We all do.

Rey: Oh which reminds me- you guys wanna get together for another movie night?

Rose: Can we watch Peter Rabbit?

Rey: Uhh, sure?

Arm: Every time we watch it, she says that Thomas looks and acts exactly like me.

Rose: Especially the part where he starts kicking over all the displays 🤣

Arm: Shut up Rose

Rose: xDDD love you 😘

Rey: Alright, Peter Rabbit it is. And hey, Gwen’s not a third wheel anymore! :) Finn, Poe, you guys are invited too, wanna come?

Finn: Well...

Poe: This is insane. This is completely insane.

Ben: We’ll take that as a yes!

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Arm has started a chat room

Arm invited Book Nerds

Gwen: MOVIE NIGHT!!!! 🎬

Ben: Finn, Poe, Rose, where are you guys?

Rose: We’re coming! Finn and Poe were being all grumpy about coming.

Poe: Look, I don’t care if ‘Arm’ is the spy or ‘Ben’ is now a nice person or ‘Gwen’ is a member of Girlsquad. You guys are on different sides of the war, you should not have even met each other unless you were shooting blaster bolts at each other!

Rey: Well, to be fair...

Arm: We were all trying to kill each other at first...

Ben: And then stuff happened...

Mitaka: And now we’re all friends!

Finn: I’m only here because Rose said there would be popcorn.

Gwen: YOU FOUND POPCORN!?!?!?!?

Rose: Darn it was supposed to be a surprise :)

Gwen: I’VE NEVER HAD POPCORN BEFORE, I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

Rey: SAME!!!!!!!!

Arm: You actually brought popcorn!?!?! I haven’t had popcorn since I was like, 5...

Ben: 5 year old Arm that’s just adorable to picture.

Mitaka: P O P C O R N

Rose: Welp, the secret’s out...

Finn: I’ve actually never tried popcorn before, is it good?

Poe: YOU’VE NEVER TRIED POPCORN??? HOW???

Rey: Yea, you guys are definitely going to fit in here ;)

Arm: Honestly, I feel like we spend more of our time fangirling/fanboying (is that a word?) than actually reading.

Rose: Eh who cares.

Gwen: Okay but seriously, when are you guys getting here?

Rose: We’re right outside, open the door! I can’t balance the popcorn and the phone AND open the door.

Ben: Alright, I got it.

Rey: MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE!!!!

Mitaka: We’re all in the same room, why are we texting?

Arm: LET’S JUST START THE MOVIE!!!!!!

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Kaydel

Zorii: I’m bored. Let’s do something.

Kaydel: Raid the kitchen?

Zorii: Nah, we already did that.

Kaydel: Annoy Rose?

Zorii: She’s at movie night again.

Kaydel: uhh...oh! Let’s go hijack a speeder!

Zorii: YASSS

Kaydel: Okay but I can’t pilot.

Zorii: Don’t worry, I got this.

Kaydel: That makes me even more worried!

Zorii: Don’t be such a party crasher. Meet you by Poe’s X-wing in fifteen minutes- should be plenty of time for you to brush your hair 😋

Kaydel: Oh stop. Anyway, Poe’s on a mission.

Zorii: Fine. Kare’s X-wing.

Kaydel: She’s with Poe.

Zorii: The Falcon???

Kaydel: Rose, Rey, and Finn all took it to movie night. They’re watching Jurassic Park.

Zorii: ARE THERE ANY SHIPS LEFT IN THE RESISTANCE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kaydel: Stormpilot?

Zorii: NOT THAT KIND OF SHIP!!!!!

Kaydel: how about we meet by the huge tree that I accidentally crashed a supply crate carrier into?

Zorii: Yes that works. In fifteen minutes.

Kaydel: Actually, I’m already there.

Zorii: Kaydel have I ever told you how much I hate you?

Zorii: Okay I’m- KAYDEL!!!!!!

Kaydel: Hehehehe

Zorii: DON’T JUMP OUT AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

Kaydel: okay, which speeder?

Zorii: Idc just pick a random one.

Kaydel: Ooh this one seems beat-up. if we crash it no one’ll notice.

Zorii: That one doesn’t look like it can fly.

Kaydel: Who cares. How do you start this thing?

Zorii: Chill you’re gonna blow the thing up. Let the professional handle this.

Kaydel: In case you’ve forgotten, Rose is watching Jurassic Park.

Zorii: I meant me! 😡

Kaydel: Fine fine whatever. Oh yea and i brought the porg.

Zorii: aww she’s so cuteeee!!!!!

Kaydel: I know!!!!

Zorii: Wait you brought her a helmet awww that’s adorable.

Kaydel: Alright. We’ve all got our safety gear. Les do this.

Zorii: *trains ;)

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Poe has started a chat room

Poe invited Zorii

Poe invited Kaydel

Poe: Why is it that whenever something happens, it’s always you and the other girls who are to blame?

Kaydel: That is a very good question.

Poe: You stole a speeder and crashed it into a tree.

Zorii: Okay, the porg distracted me!

Poe: The tree then fell over and nearly crushed the remaining speeders.

Kaydel: To be fair, the tree was already pretty beat up.

Poe: From when you crashed a supply crate carrier into it.

Kaydel: ...yes. This is true.

Poe: I give up. I just give up.

Poe: Running a rebellion? Easy. Keeping track of a group of girls? Impossible.

Zorii: Well to be fair, you’re doing a good job of it.

Zorii: We just don’t like to be controlled.

Poe: I don’t even know. Befriending First Order members? Hosting a glitter fight with FO leaders? Meeting up at a cantina for blue milk ice cream?

Kaydel: Oh I remember that. I still have the footage!

Zorii: YOU STILL HAVE THE FOOTAGE????

Kaydel: Yep!

Zorii: WE NEED TO SEND IT TO THE GIRLS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!

Kaydel: I thought we agreed they’d kill us.

Zorii: WHO CARES!?!?!?!?

Poe: Of course. Of course you have footage of the cantina date.

Zorii: *double date

Poe: Someone send help.

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Poe has started a chat room

Poe invited Nimi Chireen

Poe invited Rose Tico

Poe: You two’ve both been to Canto Bight, right?

Nimi Chireen: A long time ago, but yes.

Rose Tico: Yea.

Poe: Alright. I have an important mission for you two. It involves going to Canto Bight.

Zorii: You’re going to need a pilot. I’ll take the Falcon!

Rey: woah woah woah. No one is taking the Falcon anywhere. The hyperdrive’s broken.

Poe: It is? How soon can you fix it?

Rey: Maybe a day or two, if Kaydel can keep her porg out of the wiring.

Nimi Chireen: What’s the mission anyway?

Poe: We’ve located a force-sensitive by the name of Temiri Blagg. He lives on Canto Bight. I need you two to rescue and recruit him.

Rey: wait, WHAT?!?!? Poe, you found a force-sensitive? And didn’t tell ANYONE?

Poe: Well, it was classified information-

Rey: POE DAMERON. YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND FORCE-SENSITIVES USING LUKE’S NOTES!!!!! CLASSIFIED MY-

Rose Tico: So glad I blocked vulgar language on this chat.

Zorii: Smart. Why?

Rose Tico: ‘Cause the second you two joined I knew someone was going to start fighting Poe.

Poe: Yes, but this was supposed to be a SECRET operation.

Rey: YEAH I FIGURED SINCE EVERYTHING YOU DO ENDS UP BEING SHIFTY AND/OR ILLEGAL

Nimi Chireen: Do they do this often?

Poe: Alright look, you can go on the mission! Besides, I just heard about this only a few minutes ago. He lives on Canto Bight, and he works in the fathier stables-

Rose Tico: OH SO NOW YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY REPORT ON THE FACT THAT THERE ARE ENSLAVED CHILDREN WORKING IN THOSE STABLES!!!!!! I SUPPOSED NOW THAT YOU ACTUALLY NEED ONE OF THEM YOU’LL ACTUALLY CARE!!!!!!

Zorii: To answer your question Nimi, only every day.

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Zorii has started a chat room

Zorii invited Rescue Squad

Rey: Why is everything ‘squad’ all the sudden? Girlsquad, Rescue Squad, Kitchen Squad...

Rose: Ahh, so nice to have my normal name back. Rose. Just Rose. Not ‘Rose Tico’. So fancy for absolutely no reason. Poe texts us using our first names, but then all the sudden he’s calling me ‘Rose Tico’. We’re on a first-name basis, and I’m the only Rose in the Resistance. Why add Tico? I mean there’s nothing wrong with my last name, I think it’s quite nice, but still. Just call me Rose.

Zorii: I really don’t think we needed to read all that. Hey, we should add Nimi to Girlsquad!

Nimi: Girlsquad?

Rey: It’s this group of girls we have. There’s Zorii, Kaydel Ko Connix, Rose, Jannah, Gwen Phasma....we’re just a group of girls who have all sorts of crazy and chaotic adventures.

Zorii: One time we raided the kitchen at 2 in the morning! And we set up a birthday party for Jannah! And we played Kiss, Marry, Kill! (That was a stupid idea. It got WAYYYY out of hand).

Nimi: Huh. Jannah’s party was fun. I met a really nice girl, she’s a stormtrooper, but she LOVES history. (We spent the whole party talking history. It was really fun).

Rey: Oh thank you so much for saying that 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Nimi I can’t thank you enough.

Nimi: ???

Rey: Okay so a lot of people despise everyone in the First Order, yea?

Nimi: Yeah. Uh...where is this going?

Rey: Well, we don’t think so. Gwen Phasma...is Captain Phasma. But she’s really nice and funny!

Nimi: Wait, you’re friends with Captain Phasma?

Rose: Yeah, kinda.

Nimi: Cool! No, I definitely don’t have a problem with people in the FO- I just don’t like their political approach.

Rose: Yeah, agree to disagree, right? Well, Poe and Finn fall into the ‘absolutely despise the FO’ category, and that’s why we’re usually fighting.

Nimi: Ahh. I would love to join Girlsquad if you guys are okay with it!

Zorii: Always excited to have a new member! Uhh one thing tho...

Nimi: Hmm?

Zorii: Okay so...I’m gonna do this real fast. Cause that works for bacta patches and stuff. ReyandRosearekindofdatingFOmembersRoseisdatingArmitageHuxandReyisdatingKyloRenandthey’rebothactuallyprettynicebutitdoestakeabitofgettingusedtopleasedon’tfreakout.

Rose: Zorii. I knew what you were going to say, and i still can’t make sense of that mess.

Rose: What Zorii tried to say was that Rey and I are dating FO members.

Nimi: Huh.

Rose: I am dating General Hux. Rey is dating Kylo Ren.