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Chick Magnet (No, not that kind of chick) by Salt00
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jun 2024
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Summary
Claude attracts a very specific kind of crowd.
Claude wouldn't call himself an animal lover. He likes animals, sure. Only a monster could look at a kitten or puppy and not feel something. He's human, just like everyone else. Animals, on the other hand, seem to unanimously love him. They sense his carefully hidden soft heart, he's sure of it. It's the only explanation. They capitalize on his weakness and extort him for all he's worth. He folds like a house of cards every time a kitten so much as looks at him. Behind closed doors, he doesn't mind too much. Maybe he even goes so far as to enjoy the companionship. But he's aware no one will take him seriously if his little weakness comes to light. It's his greatest (mundane) secret.
Unfortunately, he doesn't have enough blackmail material to silence the entirety of the Golden Deer when they find out.
Aka Disney Princess!Claude