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min_hwang:

hyunjin where the fuck are you

jin_kim:

im skipping ;D 

min_hwang:

why the fuck? are you stupid?

jin_kim:

yes i am, baby.

min_hwang:

dont call me that dumbass

jin_kim:

why not? you didnt mind it in your parents room, or the kitchen, or the living room couch, or the porch

min_hwang:

bro shutup

that was a one day thing. by the way, you taste like shit.

jin_kim:

did you just bro-zone me-

ow, my pride is hurt ): you taste amazing tho baby

min_hwang:

...

anyways get back here before you come up with another clever idea to get yourself killed. or worse, expelled.

jin_kim:

geez hermione, thanks for caring about my education more than my life.

min_hwang:

shut the fuck up

this is the most prestigious school here. i think you should care about your education.

jin_kim:

who said i dont? i just... want a change of scenery.

min_hwang:

actually,, wait for me at the gate.

jin_kim:

wait-

seriously? o-o

the oh so amazing kim seungmin skipping the first day of school?

min_hwang:

yes you shitface, now be a good sub and wait.

jin_kim:

i-

ok ok

seen

jin_kim:

min?

seen

jin_kim: 

baby?

min_hwang:

bitch shutup-

park almost caught me

also call me that one more time and im biting your dick off

jin_kim:

sorry puppy  

min_hwang:

 i want kisses for lying to that crusty rat's face saying you felt sick and had to go home- im out here carrying all your shit for you.

jin_kim:

you can take all of them puppy <3 

min_hwang:

still hate that i agreed to this username thing with you 

jin_kim: 

really? i love it ); it feels like you actually love me 🤩

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standing near the side of the closed back gate that looked outward towards the trees and bushes, hyunjin awaited the appearance of his best friend and crush, kim seungmin.

he was bored. really bored. and he wasn't going to have snobby rich kids ruining his mood the whole day.

honestly, the only reason he was even in this school was because of seungmin. he really liked seungmin. and so, them doing the succy succy in the aforementioned locations of the younger's house meant so much to him. which is why his heart broke when seungmin said it meant nothing.

but he managed to forget this, choosing not to hang onto old memories and decided to make new ones. one of which would be their new heist, skipping the first class on the first day of school. or just the whole day, he didn't know.

he kicked his shoes around in the pavement, stopping and snapping his head up to smile at the owner of the slightly nasal voice calling his name.

there he was, in all his glory, straight a student (and power switch in bed) kim seungmin, bounding towards him with a look of urgency on his face. hyunjin, obviously not paying attention to the yelling that was currently being towards him, only ticked off the reasons why seungmin was amazing to him as he took large strides towards him, his hair bouncing up and down on his head as he did so.

"hyunjin you dumb fuck! lets go before the teacher catches up!" he called as he reached the slightly older boy. feeling himself be ripped out of his thoughts, he watched confused as seungmin cover both their faces with hyunjin's coat. "ill boost you over the gate and then you pull me up. okay?" he briefed the still dazed taller boy on the plan before slapping his butt when he made no move. "come on you fatass hippo!" he urged, and hyunjin looked down to where seungmin's hands were currently making a step for hyunjin to use to jump over. he also noticed he was somewhat hard too from the slap but 'now is not the time', he thought.

once he placed his right foot on seungmin's hands, he jumped up, heaving himself over the dull spikes and over the gate. feeling his feet hit the wet dirt he turned and walked away, seungmin acting betrayed as he yelled after him. "help?" he asked, looking offended and annoyed.

"calm it puppy, i'm looking for a stump or something to help you over." hyunjin responded, unaware of the blush on seungmin's face as a reaction to the nickname.

"aha!" he cheered, "found one." he stepped up towards the gate, pushing the stump towards the foot of the metal bars before jumping up and gripping all their belongings that seungmin was holding up towards him. dropping them next to him, he focused on getting the younger onto his side.

pulling seungmin to the top of the gate, he cursed when he pulled to hard and the younger lost balance, falling towards the slushy dirt. stopping him from falling last second by drawing his slender body close to his own lean one, hyunjin gasped. they both looked into each other's eyes as they panted, finishing the shit show they had just orchestrated.

showcasing a slight smirk, hyunjin leaned in and pressed his lips to seungmins before he could react. swiping his tongue on the younger's lips he pulled away, accidentally losing his footing and having them both slip off the uneven stump into the dirt. now, they were both covered in a nasty mix of soil and water and whatever else was in there at the moment.

pulling himself out of the dirt, he wiped seungmin's now dirty cheek with his blazer sleeve, pressing a kiss to his clean cheek before rising up and pulling his 'puppy' up with him. "that's two of many. now lets go!"

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wincing as the audible sound of the moist mud squelched under the soles of his shoes hyunjin decided to tear his ears away from the sound, starting a conversation with seungmin who's soft hand was resting in his own sweaty one. "so, what made you want me to follow me?" he asked, hoping the answer would have something to do with seungmin realising that hyunjin was his prince charming, here to rescue him from his life of endless education and torture, taking him on a wonderful adventure filled with warm hugs, soft kisses and moments filled with glee. "i don't know, i couldn't stand those kids anymore. some girl was on about how she planned to ask you out in a few hours, during lunch. shin ryujin, i think-" an over-exaggerated sound of dry heaving followed by a heavy coughing fit erupted from the older.

seungmin could only stare in worry, and then in amusement as hyunjin punched a tree trunk, cracking the skin on his knuckles and whining. "min! look what the tree did to me!" he cried, looking at his finger in worry. "what do you want me to do? its a fucking tree." seungmin answered. "tell it off or something!" he moaned, grabbing seungmin's arm and rubbing himself against the slightly shorter boy.

rolling his eyes seungmin shrugged hyunjin off, stepping forward and pointing a finger towards the tree trunk. "say sorry to my baby" he said sternly, staring at the tree trunk awkwardly. hearing nothing but hyunjin dramatically hissing and wincing over the small cut on his knuckles and the low whistles of the wind, seungmin turned back and opened up his arms for hyunjin to fall into. "it said sorry, it even said it wants to give you a hug," he smiled softly, half of him happy to see hyunjin acting like the child he was to make up for the time he couldn't as an actual child, the other half of him watching with a teasing smile as hyunjin stared up at the thick trunk and wrapped his long arms around it. "its okay, mr tree, i still love you" he giggled before grabbing seungmin and parading off further into the bushes. "bye bye mr tree!" he waved.

"so, what about ryujin made you act like that?" seungmin made subtle hints that obviously, someone as slow as hyunjin wouldn't understand. so he settled for bluntly asking. "she's nice... and cute; a lot of people are. but like- they're not kim seungmin." he paused, looking up to the clouds with a thoughtful look. "that kid, im head over heels for." he grinned stupidly with his fingers crossed. "i just hope some day he'll decide to love me back." obviously, seungmin being the skilled avoider of warmhearted or two way conversations- or just any encounter at all, had no idea whether hyunjin was being serious or sarcastic, finding himself to settle safely for the second option. "sorry, who? can't say i've heard of him." he put on his best confused face, his eyes squinting till he could barely see. "you're going to have to tell me about hi- hwang hyunjin." he said with a glare, one that may as well have been hung up in a gallery under the name "so you have chosen death".

licking his lips teasingly hyunjin grinned. "what?" he feigned ignorance, "your lips were right there. you'd think after getting told by basically every teacher at school to stop staring at or kissing them it would be obvious im obsessed" he acted so nonchalant- how? rolling his eyes seungmin carried himself towards the general direction the duo were headed slightly faster, effectively leaving the long legged fool behind.

"wait, seung-" his voice already sounded distant. "min!" "minnie?" he didn't turn back. "baby boy, come on! how are you so fast- YOU'RE NOT EVEN RUNNING I-" he was reaching a dead end, full of bushes when he found himself feeling someone's grip on his shoulder seungmin jumped, flying forwards dragging the body holding on to his with him into the large bush before them.

falling straight through it, onto the other side of said large bush isn't the wall of vines that appeared to be there; in fact, there was an opening in the greenery. feeling the hand move around on his upper half seungmin grimaced. he hated people touching him without permission. flinging himself around the brunette wasn't ready for the surprised look on his best friend's face directly above his. " hi min- fancy seeing you here!"

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"get the fuck off me," seungmin could only roll his eyes before forcibly pushing the brainless tree off of him. hyunjin's grunt of pain made seungmin smile slightly, he found it funny. very funny. weirdly funny.

he kept snickering, gaining looks of concern and confusion from both boys. "is he good?" the freckled blonde asked when hyunjin seemed to be mostly okay; mostly. "yeah, give him a second," he replied, a warm smile on his face as he gazed upon seungmin, his body shaking with hearty laughter. he could ignore the aching pain in his left butt cheek- seungmin's smile made it all go away. 

once he had deemed himself done with the hysterical laughter, seungmin took hyunjin's hand and pulled himself up. it just now occurred to him that hyunjin's hands were slightly larger, the skin on the palms was much harder- not as soft as his own.

he must have been exercising recently. once he had pulled himself up, the elder schoolboy latched onto him, refusing to let go despite seungmin's best efforts. he seemed stronger this time- yeah, he had definitely been exercising. alongside his immense strength he was just too cuddly- the pout on his large lips too much for the dandy boy to refuse.

he could accept hyunjin being a large childish fuck for one day. at least that's what he told himself the first time before he was dealing with this exact situation over and over, every day for the next god knows how many years. he didnt mind though, if anything he secretly loved it despite all the pained expressions and complaining. 

he was almost too drawn to hyunjin to recall the two strangers right before him- and the group of 4 behind them. "oh right," he paused, "hi there," he waved slightly, hyunjin giving a small wave from behind seungmin.

"howdy," the blonde spoke. "im felix, that's jisung," he introduced, his shockingly small hand poking the large chubby cheek of the brown haired boy on his left. "that's chan," he showed the attractive male at the back, a cigarette between his lips as he winked towards the schoolboy duo. "minho," the blonde, now known to be felix smiling as he said his name.

minho was pretty. very, very, VERY pretty. his catlike eyes were piercing as he smiled and made a saluting gesture towards seungmin and hyunjin, minho curling into chan's side as the seemingly eldest wrapped an arm around him. "hi beauties," the catlike boy spoke. even his voice was pretty- seungmin felt his legs go numb and like jelly. hyunjin, we wont even mention him.

nevermind, we will. he was... a blob. kind of just there on the floor, no vivid expression on his face. it kind of just looked like nothing in particular. he just seemed stupefied. "dude sorry if you're taken but like will you marry me?" he yelled out shamelessly, the boy at the back, minho simply laughed. fuck, even his laugh was simp worthy.

hyunjin was ready to get on his knees and start worshipping when seungmin, clearly embarrassed by his best friend nudged the older student with his foot. frankly, it looked more like a kick but we wont get into details. "could you maybe, not make us look like absolute neanderthals in front of these people?"

hyunjin straightened his posture as he picked himself up off the floor. "please continue," he motioned for felix to continue introducing, seeing as there were two more boys at the back they didn't know the names of. "oh right," he blinked, turning around so freakishly fast that seungmin was worried he had just witnessed a case of whiplash, "that beefy meal over there is mr seo changbin himself," the pointed at the very muscular man at the back, he was sporting a bunch of scars on his sleeveless arms and a very prominent undercut.

"and that- who's he again?" felix looked at jisung who shrugged, minho who simply stared back clearly unbothered, then at chan, who was too busy caressing minho's hips to notice. "i cant remember his name, we havent known him too long. found him in a bush with a bag of candy earlier today." felix beamed.

"name's jeongin!" the blonde boy called out his smile a great match for his youthful voice, a sour patch kid in between his fingers. "ah right, yeah he's jeongin," felix said noncholantly as if he hadn't just forgotten the poor kids name. "well- i'm seungmin, this..." he gave hyunjin a sour side eye, distaste prominent in his gaze when he noticed hyunjin still ogling minho. "this is hyunjin."