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Bambam created GOT7
Bambam added MT, Yuggles, Jackson, Eomma, JaeJae and Smart-hyung
Yuggles I am confused
Smart-hyung That's my line
why is this my name?
Eomma has left the chat
Bambam has added Eomma
Bambam Attention please!
Eomma has left the chat
Bambam has added Eomma
Bambam stop
leaving
Eomma What is this?
Bambam so glad you asked!
It's a new friendgroup!
STOP
DO
NOT
LEAVE
Eomma has left the chat
Jackson I don't know who that is
but they have a point
why am I here?
Bambam has added Eomma
Eomma BAMBAM!
Bambam I will never stop :)
Eomma I know where you live
Yuggles Uhm, so do I?
because he's my boyfriend
WHOM YOU WILL NOT INJURE
Jackson well that escalated quickly
Bambam not really
they're siblings
deaththreats are normal
MT yah
we're siblings too
Bambam exactly!
Eomma It's too early for this
What do you want
Jackson but it's sunset?
Bambam ANYWAY
this is a chat for making friends
you could all use a few
GO MINGLE AND BE HAPPY MY CHILDREN
Yuggles still confused
I need new friends?
Bambam oh no not you
you and Jae are here for moral support
and to be the new friend others desperately need
Yuggles Yay!!
I'm down for that!
JaeJae sounds like fun!!
Yuggles who else is here?
Bambam some guys I know from uni
Jackson's a friend of mine but also my Mandarin tutor
and smartiepants is the student teacher in one of my classes
Smart-hyung HOLY SHIT
THAT's where I know you from!
Bambam TADA!
and now we're all friends!
Jackson that's not how that works
wait, who's JaeJae?
and Yuggles?
and Eomma?
and MT?
Bambam THIS IS WHAT INTRODUCTIONS ARE FOR PEOPLE
Eomma I raised you better than this
Bambam YOU DIDNT RAISE ME
MT you legit named him eomma
Jackson eomma's a he?
MT facepalm
Bambam ..okay, you might have a point
sigh
FINE
MT's my brother
Yuggles is my bf
JaeJae's a close uni-friend
Eomma is always disappointed
and Yuggles brother
Yuggles nice shade, babe
Bambam (⌐■_■)
Smart-hyung okay, that helps a little
still confused
Jackson I'm with him
Bambam THIS IS WHY I SAID INTRODUCTION TIME
COME ON PEOPLE
LOOK ALIVE
...
why is no one typing?
Eomma has left the chat
Bambam has added Eomma
Bambam I
will
murder
you
:)
Yuggles I'll help! :)
Eomma Mark, control your parasite
MT this one's on you
just go with it
easier that way
Bambam PRECISELY
NONE OF YOU CAN LEAVE FOR I AM YOUR GOD AND THIS IS MY WILL
MWUUHAHHAHHAH!!
Jackson no seriously
why am I here?
Smart-hyung has left the chat
Bambam has added Smart-hyung
Bambam WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Smart-hyung just wanted to try
Bambam STOP LEAVING
YOU ARE HERE TO BE FRIENDS
Jackson still not how that works
Bambam I AM GOD AND I SAY IT IS
JaeJae that's not really how that works either
Bambam I FORBID YOU TO POINT OUT THE FLAWS IN MY LOGIC
Yuggles AMEN
Bambam THANKS GYEOMIE
MT dude
caps lock
Bambam *thanks Gyeomie
Yuggles (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Bambam (◕‿◕✿)
JaeJae that was the biggest whiplash ever
my neck is sore
Bambam apologies
back to introductions
Jackson you're serious about this?
Bambam deadly
Yuggles (⌐■_■)
Smart-hyung who ARE you people?
Bambam if you'd done the introductions, like I said
YOU'D KNOW ALREADY
Yuggles I'll go first
I'm Yugyeom, 20
First year liberal arts: dance major
I love puppies, dancing and Bambam!
Bambam YAS!
Thank you my perfect Yuggie
ooooooh, send a pic
Yuggles gimme a sec
Eomma Do NOT send a picture to a bunch of random people!
JaeJae ouch
Eomma not you
MT *coughcough*
Eomma Not you either
You know what I mean
Jackson again
I don't know him but he has a point
Eomma Thank you!
Bambam ...
did you just agree with the guy you don't know?
Eomma Sometimes I really don't like you
MT same
Bambam HEY!
Yuggles
it be my face
Eomma Why do I bother with you two
Bambam my glorious man!!
why so gorgeous!?!
I really wanna kiss your cheeks rn
Yuggles (づ￣ ³￣)づ
Bambam ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
JaeJae you two are mushy texters
Eomma They're mushy everythings
MT can confirm
Jackson Smart-hyung?
Do you understand anything?
Smart-hyung hardly
it's entertaining though
Jackson fair enough
Bambam yay! that's the spirit
I'll go next as I made this chat
I'm Kunpimook Bhuwakul
Smart-hyung you're who now?
Jackson I ... did not know that
Bambam the question you're looking for is: you're what now
I'm Thai by birth
adopted when I was 1
moved to America when I was 1,5
there I met my new brother
that's MT, for those paying attention
MT they don't need your whole backstory
Eomma No, let him
I want to see if he shoots himself in the foot
Bambam ruud
anyway
fast-forward to now
first-year photography with minor in foreign languages (Thai and Mandarin)
loves being pampered and shopping
and YUGGIE MY ONE AND ONLY
Yuggles LOVE YOU MORE
Bambam and now for my gorgeous face
feast thine eyes
MT ...that's a modelling pic from a few months ago
Bambam oooh, forgot to say that
I also model from time to time :)
Eomma Because that's the important part
Yuggles ugh
now I'm lonely
Eomma I'm right here
Yuggles I'm really lonely
Bambam I miss you too boo!!
Jackson wait
are Yugyeom and his brother together rn?
Yuggles we share a dorm
Eomma Worst decision ever
Yuggles yugyeom cannot live alone! my poor heart! he is a baby and I must protect him!
MT can confirm
Eomma Who's side are you on!
MT the one that gets me the most laughs
JaeJae at least he's honest
Eomma Whatever
Modelling pics don't count
Selfie
Now
Jackson wait no
you're my partner in pics are a bad idea
don't do this
Eomma I changed my mind
We're doing this and Bambam is going to send a selfie
NOT made by a proffesional
Bambam GASP
why you gotta be so mean!
also no backng out now
Yug and I already sent pics
you're in this chat which means you gotta send one too
Jackson you're literally keeping us here!
Jackson left the chat
Bambam added Jackson
Jackson SEE!
I am being held hostage!
Bambam don't be so dramatic
MT pot kettle
Bambam oh please
NO ONE is as dramatic as me
Yuggles CAN CONFIFM
Smart-hyung confifm
this is better than most comedy shows
please continue
Jackson not you too!
Yuggles one of us
one of us
one of us
JaeJae one of us
Bambam one of us
MT one of us
Eomma Mark!
MT what?
it's catchy
Eomma Stop stalling, Bambam
Selfie
Now
Bambam i love how you think this is a chore for me
its NOT
HAH
I'M FABULOUS
Eomma I know
I just wanted you to see it too
You always hide behind modelling pics
Bambam ...whut
MARK WTF I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING FROM HERE
I'M SAVING MY VOICE YOU BASTARD
GO CHOKE ON A GIGGLE
Smart-hyung 'go choke on a giggle'
Yuggles you look SOOOO good!!!
♥‿♥
MT he played you so hard!
JaeJae this was a strangely wholesome moment
Jackson I am confused
doesn't Eomma hate Bambam?
also Bam, you look awesome dude
MT don't let him fool you
he's been trying to steal my little brother from me for years
not liek I'd let him
Bammie's too cute
Bambam this is news to me
Yuggles this is not news to me
Eomma As if you haven't been after Yugyeom for just as long
Yuggles this is news to me
Bambam this is not news to me
Bambam wait what
Yuggles wait what
MT moving on
Jae, you go next
Bambam MARK STOP IGNORING ME
MT ignore him
Bambam le gasp
JaeJae sure!
Bambam *whispers* traitor
JaeJae *whispers back* this was your idea
Bambam NO USING LOCIG AGAINST ME
I AM GOD
Smart-hyung locig
Bambam ...are you going to keep doing that?
Smart-hyung Does it bother you?
oh darn it, guess you're going to kick me out now
Bambam lol, no
I LOVE IT
Smart-hyung ...worth a shot
Jackson valid effort
Bambam JAEJAE IS SPEAKING EVERYONE QUIET
Eomma You're the one yelling
Bambam SSSSHHHH!!!!
good
Youngjae the stage is yours
JaeJae Hi everyone!
My name is Choi Youngjae
I'm a first year student and I study music production
hobbies are singing and watching movies
I hate cucumbers
and I have one love in my life ...
Meet Coco and me!!
Yuggles COCO!!!!
SO CUTE!!
JaeJae (ಥ﹏ಥ) whaddabout me ...
Yuggles NOOOOO! You're so cute and sweet too, hyung!
Bambam looking good!
JaeJae (ᵔᴥᵔ)
MT very cute pic
how's Coco?
JaeJae she's good!
I miss her when I'm here, but I see her often!
my parents take good care of her ( ｡-‿‿-｡ )
MT I'm glad
Eomma You look really good, Youngjae :)
JaeJae Thank you!
Bambam ...full punctuation
Yuggles ... @Bambam (° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)
Bambam @Yuggles (° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)
Smart-hyung oooooooooh
Imma need snacks for this
Jackson for what?
MT does it matter?
imma grab snacks too
Bambam I SAID BRING ME SOME TOO
MT get your own
Bambam #sadlife
Yuggles #youngersiblinglife
Bambam #abuse
MT can be arranged
Jackson okay you're terrifying
Jackson has left the chat
Bambam has added Jackson
Bambam MARK APOLOGIZE
YOU SCARED HIM
Jackson that was an accident I swear!
or
yeah, he scared me
MT kidding!
I'm kidding
...you knew I was kidding
Jackson I hoped
this whole chat is weird enough
Eomma Seconded
Bambam thirded
Yuggles ???
Bambam well, they're not wrong
Yuggles fair
Bambam okay WHO'S NEXT
Jackson why do I feel like Katniss?
Bambam ಠ⌣ಠ
Yuggles Jinyoung-hyung!
you go!
give the newbies some time to adjust
Eomma I've known you for twenty years
There is no adjusting
Yuggles ಠoಠ
...
pwease?
JaeJae it's not that bad hyung
everyone here is really nice so far!
Eomma You're all crazy
Fine
Bambam (° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)
Yuggles (° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)
Smart-hyung definitely
Jackson still confused
Eomma MOVING ON
I'm Park Jinyoung
Third year student with focus on acting and a minor in dance
Loves: mornings and things in order
I do not like my brother messing those things up
This is me:
JaeJae cute!!!!
Bambam wait a hot minute
Yuggles on it
MY BROTHER'S ALSO A PART TIME MODEL
Eomma Sending you those pics was a bad idea, I knew it
JaeJae OMG you look amazing!!
Smart-hyung wait I know you?!
I think
wait
BamBam whut
Smart-hyung
is this you?
Yuggles HOW??
JaeJae that's a really nice picture!!!
Smart-hyung you modelled for one of my courses last year
Eomma You do photograhy?
Smart-hyung yes
Yuggles what's happening
Bambam MY PLAN IS WORKING
I AM GOD
Smart-hyung I'm Jaebeom, don't know if you remember
we talked a bit after
MT ...Jaebeom????
Eomma Yes, I remember!
We talked
Hello
Bambam ¬_¬
Yuggles agreed
very sus
MT lol
got any more? @Yuggles
Eomma Mark!
Yuggles ask and yee shall receive
Eomma YUGYEOM!
Smart-hyung wow
JaeJae ♥‿♥
Yuggles lol
hyung yelled that through the wall
heheh I locked my door
Eomma KIM YUGYEOM GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE
MT why have I never seen that last one?
nvm
JaeJae You look amazing, hyung! So stunning!
Smart-hyung full punctuation, right?
Bambam YOU GET IT!
Jackson GET WHAT!
Yuggles patience young padawan
Eomma You can pada-walk right out here!
Yuggles lol no
I choose life!
he's just screaming at my door now
MT Jinyoung, you're being obvious
Yuggles LOL! HE STOPPED!
Jackson NOTHING about ANYTHING is obvious
Bambam *sips tea* smh
Yuggles *sips tea too*
Smart-hyung *sips tea three*
Jackson *slurps coffee obnoxiously* IT'S NOT OBVIOUS
JaeJae guys?
I also don't get it?
Eomma They're just being dumb
Moving on
Jaebeom, why don't you go
MT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Smart-hyung uhm...
Eomma ignore him
Bambam *sips tea confusedly*
Eomma And him
JaeJae ...what are we missing
Eomma Nothing important
Bambam MOVING ON
JaeJae that's becoming our word of the day
Smart-hyung ...sure
I'm Im Jaebeom
third year photography bachelor with minor in music production
guess I like nature, books and sleeping
Bambam and strawberry milk
Smart-hyung what?
Bambam you like strawberry milk
a lot
Smart-hyung yeah?
I guess I do if that's even remotely interesting
Bambam everything is interesting
WE'RE YOUR NEW FRIENDS!
Yuggles hugs intensify
Smart-hyung ...creepy
Jackson yes
Bambam send a pic!!
Smart-hyung I don't do selfies, but a friend made these
Bambam dude no!!
Yuggles we can't see your face :'(
Smart-hyung there's two halves
it's all there
JaeJae uhm ...
Eomma Are you shy?
Smart-hyung possibly
Bambam dude WHY
I have seen your face
Smart-hyung ...Jinyoung's a model
I am not
Eomma I remember you being very handsome
Bambam I KNOW YOU'RE HOT
Jackson the difference in energy though
Smart-hyung ...uhm, thank you?
Bambam NOW SEND A PIC
Yuggles oooh, yes please, I'm curious
Smart-hyung ??
Yuggles my brother called you handsome
I gotta check the goods
Eomma No you reeeeaaallly do not
Smart-hyung alright
here goes
This is honestly terrifying
Yuggles HOLY SHIT WHY
YOU'RE GORGEOUS
Bammie, you're my forever, but BOY I HAVE EYES
Bambam NO WORRIES I HAVE EYES TOO
I TOLD YOU HE WAS HOT
Jackson you really are handsome, man
JaeJae I know you!
Smart-hyung ?
JaeJae it's yoU!
oh my god!
You're that Im Jaebeom!!
Defsoul!
MT who?
Eomma That producer who inspired you last year with your final project?
JaeJae Yes! You remembered!
Bambam of course he did
*sips tea*
Smart-hyung wow, I inspired you?
JaeJae YES! Your productions are beautiful
your own work especially is hauntingly gorgeous; your voice is stunning!
I went to all your student workshops from last year!!
You're my role model!
And now you're here!
Bambam as a perfect new FRIEND
(｡◕‿◕｡)
JaeJae oh gosh, I could never be friends with a legend
Smart-hyung I'm not a legend
I'm just me
but thank you for the praise
it means a lot
I'm sure your work is good too
Eomma It's the best
Ever heard of Ars?
Smart-hyung are you kidding me!
Gravity is my new religion!
wait
are you serious
Youngjae, are you Ars?
Eomma He's probably a little too stunned to answer
But yes, he is
MT mic drop
JaeJae you like gravity?
Smart-hyung like???
it's the best song I've heard from this school in all my time here
Youngjae?
Bambam 911, yes, I'd like to report a murder
Yuggles rip Youngjae
he shall be missed
Eomma Stop it
Youngjae, it's okay
You deserve this praise
I've always told you your songs were amazing!
JaeJae Thank you!
That means to much to me, Jaebeom-sshi
You too Jinyoung-hyung!
Smart-hyung It's just Jaebeom
you're welcome
like Jinyoung said, you've earned it
Yuggles speaking of Jinyoung
HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE BROTHER MINE?
JaeJae ???
Jinyoung you okay?
MT 911, yes, I'd like to report a murder
Bambam Jinyoung's or Yugyeom's?
MT we'll see when the cops get there
Jackson I get the feeling you guys are always like this
Bambam CRAZY AND PROUD
Jackson good to know
Smart-hyung it's still crazy you're Ars
JaeJae It's still crazy you're Defsoul!
Yuggles IT'S STILL CRAZY
ISN'T IT JINYOUNG
YOU KNOW JAEBEOM
AND YOUNGJAE
AND THEY'RE EACH OTHER'S FAN
Eomma I really will murder you
Yuggles teehee
MT okay let's move on
Bambam is yelling revenge plots through the wall
I'm too lazy for those
who's next?
Eomma You are
MT nope nope
Jackson is
Jackson why won't you go?
this is suspicious
MT God?
who's next?
Bambam YES MY SON
I AM GOD
GOD SAYS JACKSON IS NEXT
I HAVE SPOKEN
Jackson this is preferential treatment!
Yuggles oooooh, big words
MT just being clever
stage is all yours
Bambam JOIN OUR FRIENDGROUP
ALL IS WELCOME
INTRODUCE THINE FINE ASS
Jackson this is still crazy
Yuggles noted
Bambam leggo (⌐■_■)
Smart-hyung not to sound insane
but this really wasn't as bad as I'd feared
@Jackson maybe just try it?
Bambam ...
*whispers* one of us
Eomma Not
Helping
Jackson you're all crazy
Yuggles you sorta said that already
Jackson it bears repeating
MT I like him
he's sassy
I promise I'll go after
Wanna tell us who you are?
Jackson ...I'm probably going to regret this
I'm Jackson Wang from China
24
Bachelor in music production with two minors (dance and business management)
I love my family and the feeling of succes after hard work
not a fan of heights
as for my face
don't expect too much
I'm no model
Bambam lies
you've modeled
Jackson BAMBAM NO
Bambam BAMBAM YES
JaeJae ooooh, you're a model too?
Smart-hyung what's up with all the models in here?
Jackson I'm not a model!!
Bambam I have proof
Jackson NO
STOP
this is me
happy?
JaeJae cute!
Bambam ...I can do better
Jackson BAMBAM!
Bambam YOU SHOWED THEM TO ME DURING OUR SESSION
Jackson I DID NOT
YOU WALKED IN GRINNING AND WAVING YORU PHONE
YOU FUCKING GOOGLED ME
Yuggles they're on google?
Jackson wait
no
WAIT
I FUCKED UP
Smart-hyung and this is why I needed snacks
Eomma I'm gonna say language to you a lot, aren't I?
MT oh wow
Yuggles WOW IS RIGHT
SHIT YOU A MAN AND A HALF
Jackson STOP LOOKING AT THAT
THAT WAS SO LONG AGO AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD
Bambam it's from last year
and you're stunning
my personal fav:
Yuggles I just got a chill down my spine
JaeJae Wow! Jackson-hyung, you look incredible!!!!!
Smart-hyung oh boy
why is everyone here hot?
Eomma I don't know why you're shy, but you look really handsome
Jackson oh
thank you
a lot
JaeJae no prob!
you're really good-looking
Eomma Very good-looking
JaeJae Gorgeous!!!
Eomma Stunning!!!
Jackson this is no longer about me
is it?
Eomma of course it is
JaeJae of course it is!
Smart-hyung should someone tell them?
Bambam no no
no need
Yuggles JACKSON IS STUNNING
FACT
if that ain't the best messy boyfriend look
I don't know what is
Bambam Imma go steal your look @Jackson
Yuggles *dead*
Jackson okay, thank you
that's enough
I get it
MT hey
you look really good
you could easily model full-time if you wanted
just saying
whoever said otherwise was wrong
Jackson ...it's kinda creepy how you guessed that right
Bambam WHOMST THE FUCK WOULD SAY SUCH LIES
Yuggles just gimme names
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
JaeJae they were very wrong
Smart-hyung I'm with the crazy squad on this one
Eomma What he said
Jackson thank you?
you guys don't even know me
Bambam I do
AND NOW EVERYONE ELSE DOES TOO
FRIENDS UNITE
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Jackson and back to being worried about your mental state
MT same
Eomma Yes
Bambam always
Yuggles never not
JaeJae ???
Smart-hyung this is a ride I tell you
Bambam AND WE'RE NOT DONE YET
LAST AND MOST
THE ONE
THE ONLY
M!!!
T!!!!
Eomma Alright seriously
How much sugar have you had
MT a lot
Eomma Don't you watch him?
MT usually I join in
he gets me gummy bears
Bambam I HAVE BEAT THE SYSTEM
Eomma ...I really am mom of four kids, wow
Smart-hyung in all honesty, they look like they need it
Yuggles can confirm
Bambam ^
JaeJae ^
MT ^
Eomma Mark!
MT you said it
Eomma Just do your turn please
Jackson you did promise
and all this mystique has me curious
who are you?
Bambam BROTHER DEAR
IT IS TIME
*drumroll*
MT knock it off
Mark Tuan 25
third year liberal arts and minor in math
I like crazy shit
bungeejumping
rock climbing
went sky-diving once, was awesome
Yuggles IT WAS INSANE
Bambam an adrenaline junkie, my MT
MT shut
as for my face
I'm sure Bambam has that covered
this is why he wanted me to go last
Jackson wait what
this whole thing was set up?
Eomma ...for the love of!
Next time, just say so you wet rags
JaeJae say what?
Eomma NOT YOU
Yuggles the gay panic is strong in this one
Bambam ignore that
Mark
buddy
my dude
send us a selfie
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Smart-hyung where is this going?
MT just do what you want
Bambam NOOOO
you gotta send a selfie first
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
Yuggles don't make Bammie CRY YOU MONSTER
MT guys
what the heck
Eomma You're the one saying just go with it
Smart-hyung yeah, I got nothing for you
Jackson I just wanna see your face now
JaeJae you always look great!
make a selfie!
MT I currently look like a blueberry with a rat's nest for hair
Bambam I call LIES
Yuggles SAME
MT fine
proof enough?
JaeJae ugh, unfair
you look cozy and cute
Eomma Seconded
Jackson nope, I take it back
did not need to see your face, way too good-looking
Im Jaebeom okay look, I'm no expert, but that's the best damn blueberry I've ever seen
Yuggles HE BE STATING FACTS
Bambam OKAY MY TURN
Jackson wait
why do I feel like I've seen you before
not trying to be weird!
you just look really familiar
Yuggles AAAAAH THE SUSPENSE
JaeJae hihi, this is kinda funny
MT here we go ...
Jackson ??
Bambam 'why do I feel like I've seen you before?'
BECAUSE
HE'S
MARK
FUCKING
TUAN
okay I'm done
Smart-hyung HOLY SHIT
Jackson so, I'm ugly again
MT NO
BAMBAM
Yuggles I got this
"you look really good"
"you could easily model full-time if you wanted"
Mark Tuan to Jackson Wang, 2020
conclusion: Jackson Wang is a pretty boy
Smart-hyung again
everyone here is HOT
JaeJae he's not wrong
Bambam almost like he's...
right
(⌐■_■)
Eomma Now who's being obvious
Yuggles whatever dost thou mean brother mine
Jackson seriously, that's you? @MT
You're a model?
MT yeah
for about two years now
Bambam likes being a little shit about it
a lot of it is make-up and lighting
I'm just that guy in a blueberry hoodie
the rest is mostly made
Jackson okay
sure
this is totally not intimidating
Smart-hyung just that guy in a blueberry hoodie
if that's what you consider your off-day ...
oh boy
JaeJae Yup
our Mark is sizzling hot!
MT please don't ever say that again
Bambam true true
he's glorious
good genes and all
very good genes
Eomma Technically you guys don't even share genes
Yuggles THE BEST GENES
Eomma anyone want a brother?
I have one for sale
Yuggles ruud
MT do I have to be here for this
no
MT has left the chat
Eomma So, any other bad ideas you wanna share? @Bambam
Smart-hyung wait what happened
Bambam NOTHING I'M NOT DONE YET
WE'RE SIMPLY HAVING SOME TURBULENCE
EVERYONE STAY IN YOUR SEATS
WE WILL FIX THIS
Bambam added MT
Bambam STAY
I'M NOT DONE
MT with thoroughly alienating me?
Bambam I just needed to get that out of the way
JaeJae *is confused*
Smart-hyung same
Jackson same
Yuggles kinda same?
Bambam presenting: Mork Tuna!
MT what
Bambam
he's always ruining my good pics :(
meaning this is all I'm left with
derp face
check out his pikachu phase
MT 911, yes, I'd like to report an ONGOING HOMICIDE
Bambam heheh
OH SHIT HE MEANS ME
Yuggles I remember the derp face!
I was in the car!
LMAO
JaeJae MARKACHU!
you still have all your pickachus, right Mark?
Smart-hyung as cute as this is
I don't get it
and it's really cute
Eomma I think...
Honestly I don't know
But Bambam just committed suicide, that's for sure
Smart-hyung what
Bambam YUGYEOM AVENGEMEHYEGUFHIG
Yuggles oh shit
NOOOO
MY LOVE
MY LIFE
JaeJae rip Bambam
he shall be missed
also I just saved all these pics
this is gold and SO CUTE
Bambam I LIVE BITCHES
Yuggles YAY
Eomma sadly
JaeJae how?
Bambam locked myself in the bathroom
he's seething quietly on the other side
Yuggles HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
Eomma No
MT what the fuck was that
first you scare everyone
then you scare them EVN MORE
Bambam I didn't scare anyone!
Yuggles I'm not scared
MT you already know me
JaeJae I'm a little scared
MT ...what
JaeJae not of you
you're adorable
is Bambam gonna live?
Bambam if he's so adorable
WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF HE'S GOING TO KILL ME
Eomma You brought that on yourself
Bambam I WAS HELPING
WE ARE ALL FRIENDS NOW
FRIEND GROUP
REMEMBER
FEIRNSD CNA SHARE DEPYR PICTURES
Smart-hyung is he having a stroke?
Eomma Maybe
Did Mark throw another laptop at your head?
Jackson these guys are brothers, right?
MT
my brother, an idiot
sleep-over gone wrong:
and Bambam the wannabe joker
Eomma Good times
JaeJae ROFL
DEAD
ALL SAVED
Yuggles you my mans babe, but this shit is funny
Eomma Language
Smart-hyung you know you're not very consistent with that
Eomma At least I make an effort
Bambam ...
you know I'd get mad, but that's kinda fair
MT were you abducted by aliens?
Bambam dude
Ive been in this bathroom thi wole time
when even
MT maybe Ive been drugged
Jackson yeah okay, I see it
they're brothers
JaeJae how did you go from wanting to kill Bambam to being drugged by aliens?
Smart-hyung not a sentence I'd ever thought I'd witness
MT too much effort
revenge has been taken
everyone back to their seats
Smart-hyung you two have the weirdest relationship
Bambam no that'd be Gyeom and Jinyoung
you'll see
Smart-hyung vaguely ominous
Bambam what's vague about it?
Yuggles IN ANY CASE
Welcome everybody to your new friend group GOT7!
...
babe
ily
but that's a lame name
Bambam GOT7 GOING ONCE
Yuggles I OBJECT
Bambam GOING TWICE
JaeJae we could make suggestions!
Bambam GOT7 IT IS BY UNANIMOUS VOTING
Smart-hyung that's not what that means
Bambam I AM GOD
Eomma This is getting out of hand
Smart-hyung this is hilarious
Jackson two kinds of people in life
MT can I be the third kind?
Bambam kinky
MT THE KIND THAT GOES TO FUCKING SLEEP
Eomma Salvation at last
Smart-hyung we probs should yeah
Jackson still don't know what I'm doing here, but not as bad as I'd feared
JaeJae Sleep tight new friends!!
Yuggles always good to end on the pure Youngjae
Eomma Then why are you still talking
Yuggles well someone had to point it out
Bambam GOODNIGHT BITCHES
MY CHAT MY RULEZ
[Private chat]
MT does your latest insanity plot have anything to do with what happened last month?
Bambam you mean did I purposefully create an entire groupchat and bully very specific people close to your age into participating just so that you'd have the opportunity to befriend someone not completely rotten and prone to bouts of violence or general assholery and back-stabbing shenanigans?
course not
that would be stupid
night hyung
MT yeah
okay
night Bammie
...
thanks