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    An anthology of 14 stand-alone vignettes about minor divergences from canon, each caused by Jon's recording a statement that was quite a bit different from usual, and the repercussions thereof.

    (Chapters move in roughly chronological order through canon, though there are some where timing is vague. We'll be trying for updating once a week until this is done, and tags will be updated appropriately with each new chapter.)

    Post-statement pairing/character index for reference:
    -Chapter 1: Jon solo, introducing the format
    -Chapter 2: Jon/Tim/Sasha or Tim/Sasha+Jon, depending on how you look at it
    -Chapter 3: Elias being a creep to Jon
    -Chapter 4: Jon/Tim
    -Chapter 5: none
    -Chapter 6: Jon/Martin
    -Chapter 7: Jon/Tim/Martin
    -Chapter 8: Jon/Georgie, but in a friendly bro way
    -Chapter 9: Jon/Martin
    -Chapter 10: Peter/Elias + Jon
    -Chapter 11: Basira/Daisy/Jon, or Jon/Daisy + Basira, or Basira/Daisy + Jon, depending on how you look at it
    -Chapter 12: Jon/Oliver Banks (although with some heavy Jon/Martin stuff)
    -Chapter 13: Helen is very rudely turned down
    -Chapter 14: Jon/Martin

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