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1. It Was Probably The Pumpkins by karategal

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Dwalin/Nori
   • Glóin/Canonical Wife
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Dís
   • Fíli
   • Kíli
   • Balin
   • Dwalin
   • Dori
   • Nori
   • Ori (Tolkien)
   • Bifur
   • Bofur
   • Bombur
   • Glóin
   • Óin
   • Glóin's Wife
   • Gimli
   • Dáin Ironfoot
   • Thorin III Stonehelm
   • Canon Character(s)
   • Original Characters
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Family
   • Political Alliances
   • Dwarf Culture & Customs
   • Hobbit Culture
   • Interspecies
   • Overprotective Dwarves
   • Xenophobia
   • Humor
   • Jealous Thorin
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Established Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

   Summary

   Dís doesn't appreciate it when people flirt with her brother. Most specifically, her very rich and married brother. So, when a bunch of dwarven harpies attempt to run the princess' favorite hobbits out of the Lonely Mountain, Dís decides to take matters into her own vengeful hands.

   Never underestimate the ingenuity of a pissed off dwarven princess.

   Series

   • Part 9 of A Hobbit in the Lonely Mountain

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   22,408

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

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