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INT. WAREHOUSE, JOTUNHEIM, SITUATED IN QURAC - NIGHT
Diana Prince AKA the powerful Wonder Woman walks around
her captive prisoner. The rambunctious and hyperactive
Queen of crime herself: Harley Quinn. The jester is tied
to an office chair. Bound tightly to it by Diana’s lasso
of truth.
Harley struggles in her restraints. Attempting to wriggle free.
HARLEY
This lasso of yours really
smarts.
DIANA
It was not made for your
pleasure, Quinn. Just sit still
and try to sleep. There’s little
I can do until morning.
HARLEY
But whative I needta pee!?
Diana sighs.
DIANA
You’ve been three times this past hour. You don’t need to go again.
(quietly to herself)
If that wasn’t humiliating enough
to witness just the once.
HARLEY
Far as I could tell, you gotta real good kick out of it!
Harley cackles like a madwoman. Rocking back in her chair.
DIANA
Listen. I don’t like this anymore
than you do. But for your own benefit, just, please... Settle down.
We can discuss things more clearly in the morning when backup arrives.
HARLEY
But I don’t want to sleep. I’m
W-I-R-E-D and I’m BOOOOORRREEED!
DIANA
What do you want me to do?
Read you a bedtime story.
HARLEY
Nah, C’mon! Let's have some real fun!
DIANA
Like what? What could we possibly do together apart from playing
mere childish games?
HARLEY
Now there’s an idea! Let's play
"Truth or daaaarree!" Ooh, Ooh!
I’ll go first! I’ll go first!
Harley clears her throat matter-of-fact.
HARLEY
I once shoved a Popsicle up my snatch. Tehe. Now you go! You go!
Diana sighs and rolls her eyes.
HARLEY
What!? I wanted to see what it would feel like shaggin’ Mister Freeze,
okay? A girl has needs. Don’t judge me.
DIANA
Enough of this crudity. Just be quiet.
HARLEY
What crawled up your butt, tight ass?
Diana’s temper begins to flare.
DIANA
Silence. Don’t make me gag you.
HARLEY
Oooooh. Now who’s the kinky one?
But ya gotta enlighten me,
Wondy... Gag me with what? Eh,
eh? I betcha wanna stuff that big
o’cock and balls of yours right
in my cheeky little pie hole.
DIANA
What?
HARLEY
Yeah, you heard me! You’re packin’ aren’t cha? That skirt
aint foolin’ no one! I bet you’ve gotta bigger shlong than even mister J. hisself!
DIANAYou... Cheeky... little...
HARLEY
C’mon let me have a peak! Pleaaaaase? I won’t tell! I won’t
tell! I wanna see! I wanna see
how big it is! And maybe if
you’re a good girl I’ll suck you
right off? Mm? How’s that sound?
That’ll relieve some tension
won’t it? I bet you haven’t
fucked anything for centuries!
Those big blue star spangled
balls of yours must be so pent up
for a good fuck n’ suck.
DIANA
I don’t believe what I’m hearing.
Diana walks over to her in disbelief.
HARLEY
Oh, Gimme gimme gimme! I want it
so bad! This is gonna be so much
fun. I gotta tells ya, my sucky
sucky sloppy toppy is pretty good
If I say so myself. I can’t go
anywhere without something in my
mouth you see. If it aint a
lollipop or a lolicock I get all
cranky! Tehehe
DIANA
Shut... Your... Mouth.
HARLEY
You won’t know what you’re missin’ Just flop it out for me
and I’ll getcha hard in no time!
DIANA
Quiet!
Harley opens her mouth wide. Sticking out her tongue.
HARLEY
Then you say: "Ahhhhh..."
DIANA
I SAID QUIET!
Diana knocks Harley’s chair to the floor in frustration.
She lands on her back with a painful thud. Meanwhile,
Diana paces the warehouse like a lion on a the prowl. She
is beyond livid.
HARLEY
Ouchy. I’m seeing birdies! An-ya-mad-ma-bit-ma-tun-ga. Why’re you so mean, huh?
S’like I’m talking to Batboob himself.
DIANA
You need serious therapy.
HARLEY
Eh, "Earth to Wondy, Earth to wondy..." Therapist! Right here! I was one, remember?
And look how that turned out! Tsk tsk. And I thought you amazons were smart.
DIANA
How the Batman hasn’t snapped that neck of yours years ago is beyond belief.
HARLEY
Lucky me I guess. Hehe.
Diana strides back over to Harley. She stands over her.
Mulling over the next course of action.
DIANA
There’s a reason I don’t have a
list of villains as long as the Batman’s.
When I deal with them I dealwith them.
Understand me?
HARLEY
Ooh you’re getting me all goose-pimply.
DIANA
Uhhh. It’s like I’m dealing with a child.
Diana swivels on the spot and turns away. But Harley
notices her skirt flay in air. Harley suddenly gasps like
a schoolgirl.
HARLEY
I can see up your skirt! And--My oh my!
You Amazons are a kinky bunch! Going all commando like a iddle-widdle Bonnie Scot! Betcha love the wind up ya sails!
Diana turns around to face her once more.
HARLEY
But wait--
(She gasps again)
You don’t have a shlong at all!
DIANA
Of course, I don’t.
We Amazons are all woman.
HARLEY
Mmmm... That you are Hun. But doncha worry your pretty little
head. I’m kinda partial to the ladies myself.
Diana grits her teeth and walks away. Breathing heavily.
HARLEY
Howabout, you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours? And by back I
mean...
Harley giggles and moans provocatively.
DIANA
Who do you think I am? I will not resort to some primitive sexual urges like some wild animal. HARLEY
Who’re you foolin’ sister? I know what you amazon’s get up ta.
I read all about ya kinky exploits
when I was a teenie weenie
growing up in Gotham. You gals
really knew how to have a good
time.
DIANA
What my people got up to in
Themyscira was purely--
HARLEY
Them-a-what-now? Ya know, for a widdle bi-curious gal like me,
the story of that hunky pilot
washed up on the sandy beach of
paradise island full of big smexy
ladies made my little nethers a
quiver!
She moans again. Mockingly.
HARLEY
"Oh Steve! Steve! Fuck me like
one of your french girls! I
couldn’t live without you! I’d do anything to bring you back!
Anything!"
Diana bends down and grabs her by her pig tails.
DIANA
That’s personal. How did you know about this?
HARLEY
Owwie that hurts!
DIANA
What else do you know about me?
HARLEY
Wouldn’t cha like to know?
She pulls her hair. Tighter.
DIANA
Speak! The lasso of Hestia
compels you!
HARLEY
Far as I heard, you did the dirty
and got randy randy with someone
that wasn’t Stevie. Didn’t ya?
Diana gasps.
HARLEY
Yes ma’am! But it’s worse than
that. Way worse, ain't it? Oh you betcha.
DIANA
No. You couldn’t-- You couldn’t
possibly
know--
HARLEY
Oh yeah I do. I heard about what
ya got up to in ’84. Some serious body-swappin’ shizz with Maxie’s Wishy washy rock... And they say
"only women can be raped."
Tehehe. Oh you’re
bad. Even for a gal like me, that’s
seriously
fucked up!
Diana gasps again in further shock and immediate
relinquishes her grip of Harley’s hair.
DIANA
But... But... I didn’t know. Ididn’t know. I thought he was Steve.
I though he was really back...
Diana’s voice begins to catch.
HARLEY
Nah you knew. But it won’t matter
even if ya didn’t. Your superhero
career is over, sister.
Harley laughs softly but deviously.
HARLEY
So! Here’s the deal. You let me
taste that tight widdle amazon
snatch of yours and I won’t tell.
It can be out widdle secret.
Besides, its a win-win!
DIANA
I fail to see how sexual blackmail is considered a "win."
HARLEY
I know, I know! You can be the domme and I can be the sub!
C’mon. I know what you Amazons
are into. Death by snu snu and
all that. That’s you thing! Just
park yer kiester right here and
I’ll give ya a tongue bath you’ll
think ya tight liddle pussy is in
stuck in a washer/dryer.
DIANA
Fine. You want me? Huh?
HARLEY
uh-huh!
DIANA
To be dommed by me?
HARLEY
Pweeeaseee?
DIANA
To eat me?
HARLEY
Yeah, yeah!
DIANA
To taste me?
HARLEY
(She licks her lips)
Mmmmm
DIANA
Fine. Then have me.
Diana suddenly parks herself on Harley’s face. Right away
she enthusiastically begins to kiss, lick and eat her out.
HARLEY
Mmmmmmmmmm you taste yummy.
Almost as yummy as me.
DIANA
For once in your life just shut
up and get to work.
Harley’s oral finesse is evident by Diana’s deep moans.
Growing more and more intense after every passing minute.
DIANA
Sweet, Hera. Where did you learn this?
Harley gets sloppier and messier. Devouring Diana like
ravenous animal. She quickly pokes her head out,
breathless.
HARLEY
Wow girl, your wetter than
Niagara falls--
DIANA
I said shut up.
Diana forces her head back in between her legs. Harley
resumes her work with voracious tenacity.
DIANA
Uh... Just shut up and eat me.
Like that. Like a good little...
Oh my god...
Diana moans and bucks. Steadying herself on the floor.
DIANA
Oh yes. Yes...
Harley doesn’t let up and goes harder and faster. Utterly
determined to make her orgasm.
DIANA
Mmmmmm... Yes.
Diana trembles. Her voices catches and she finally cums
hard on Harley’s face.
DIANA
Ahhhhhhh...
Diana moans softly and playfully and slowly gets to her
feet to composes herself.
DIANA
Mm. That... was nice. I should
thank you.
HARLEY
Nice? NICE!? I practically used all my best moves on ya and all
you can say is NICE?! My jaw
hasn’t ached this much since I
laughed my ass off under Mister
J.’s laffin’ fish gas.
Diana laughs herself.
DIANA For a mortal, you were adequate.
HARLEY
Adequate? Jeeze Louise. Your hurtin’ my feelin’s here.
DIANA
It’s nothing personal. We amazons require more of a special touch.
Diana goes to walk off.
HARLEY
Hey! Where ya going? We’re not
done!
DIANA
We’re done when I say we’re done.
HARLEY
Uh, hello? Aren’t you forgetting
a teeny widdle problem?
DIANA
Problem? I though I was the domme?
HARLEY
Well yeah, but--
DIANA
Then I can tease you.
HARLEY
Yeah but--
DIANA
I can deny you.
HARLEY
But--
DIANA
And all you can do is sit there
and take it.
For once Harley goes quiet as Diana titters to herself as
she walks over to the far side of the warehouse. Harley
finally speaks in the tinniest of voices.
HARLEY
But watta bout me? Don’t ya wanna liddle taste of this liddle
jester? I hope ya like bubblegum
and cotton candy. Cause my juices
are following like a faucet at a
carnival.
But Diana continues to ignore her and picks up and opens
Harley’s bag. Chock full of assorted trinkets. Everything
from gum, knives, playing cards, makeup, pills, condoms
and even Butt-plugs on key rings.
DIANA
My, my. What do we have here?
HARLEY
Hey what’s in there is my business. Leave my bag alone.
Diana studies the butt-plugs with curiosity before
something else catches her eye.
DIANA
You really are a bold one.
Carrying
this
around with you.
Diana pulls out a strange red, yellow and green dildo from Harleys bag.
DIANA
A dildo, is what you call this
right?
HARLEY
His name’s Dick Grayson and he’s mine. Put him down!
DIANA
Oh, I don’t think I’ll be doing
that.
Diana seductively walks back over to Harley with the dildo in her hands. She stops and crouches down beside her.
HARLEY
Waitaminite, whatcha gonna do
wiv him?
DIANA
Why, have taste of course.
Diana inspects the dildo and takes it into her mouth and starts sucking it very slowly and very seductively.
Harley, still on the floor looks up in awe.
HARLEY
Okay that’s pretty hawt. I gotta admit.
Diana says nothing but moans sensually as she continues to
fellate the toy.
HARLEY
Okay okay I get ya point. You can
suck cock pretty darn well. Yadda
yadda yadda. Move on already.
Diana gets more vigorous and suddenly takes the entire
dildo down her throat.
HARLEY
Whoa, sister. Calm down. You’re gonna choke--
She holds it there.
HARLEY
--Or not. Wow, no wonder people call you a goddess. I’m starting
to wish I had a cock myself.
Suddenly she takes it out of her mouth with a gratified
moan and licks her lips.
HARLEY
Even to a gal like me, that was impressive.
DIANA
What can I say, but its true. We
amazon’s are very sexual
creatures... And our appetites
have no bounds...
With one hand, Diana returns Harley and her chair to the
upright position showcasing her impressive strength.
DIANA
Now he is fully lubricated, it’s
time for you to open wide.
HARLEY
Whoa, wait a goddamn minute
here...
Diana pulls forcibly pulls her legs apart and rips of her
pants and underwear and before she can even object...
DIANA
Take it.
HARLEY
what are ya gonna do with--
She shoves the dildo into her pussy.
HARLEY
Oh, FUCK!
DIANA
I may not have penis but I know
exactly how to please a woman where I come from...
As you so acutely observed. Now sit back. Shut up. And take this pleasure or I’ll just as swiftly take it away.
Harley gasps in shock at the suddenness of the penetration.
HARLEY
Oh my gawd...
Diana’s thrusting slowly increases.
DIANA
Mm good. You’re performing well.
You like my twisting motion?
Harley can barely speak but trembles and moans as her
voices catches.
HARLEY
Oh GOD yes.
DIANA
Feel everything. As I insert him
all the way inside you and
twist
just like this.
HARLEY
Oh my god.
DIANA
Feel the pleasure. You clitoris
must be so sensitive mustn’t it?
HARLEY
Uh huh.
Diana ebbs closer. Her faces inches from Harley’s pussy.
DIANA
Now let me have a taste.
Diana continues to thrust the dildo into Harley all the
while she starts to lick her pussy.
HARLEY
Ohhhh fuckkkkk...
She sucks harder as her thrusting gets faster. Harley whimpers.
HARLEY
I’m gonna-- I’m gonna--
Suddenly Diana stops. Just as she reaches the brink of orgasm.
DIANA
Not yet.
HARLEY
Oh, Fuck you.
DIANA
Fuck me? I think you’ll find its
me fucking you.
HARLEY
Yeah NO SHIT, sister.
Diana chuckles and holds up her left hand. Around it is
one of Haley’s butt plug key rings.
DIANA
Now what do we have here...?
HARLEY
Ha! Don’t ya dare.
DIANA
What a curious shape. I wonder
what they’re for?
HARLEY
Ya hear, me? DON’T YA DARE!
DIANA
Oh but I know...
Suddenly Diana shoves the butt plug up Harley’s ass. All the way in. Harley moans desperately.
DIANA
Now where were we?
Diana starts where she left off and resumes thrusting the
dildo into her pussy again.
HARLEY
This is too much... This too
much... Please let me cum already.
DIANA
No chance.
Harley suddenly starts to laugh and hum to herself in
deluded pleasure. It is hard for Diana to decipher what
she is singing at first.
HARLEY
Mm...Mm... Oh Mama... Mama-
Soon enough her giddy ramblings turn into a fully fledged
performance of Randy Newman’s "Mama Told me not to come."
HARLEY
♫ Mama told me not to come! ♫ ♫ Mama told me not to come!♫
DIANA
I said quiet.
HARLEY
♫ This ain’t no way to have fun! ♫
♫ Mama Told me--
DIANA
QUIET!
Diana’s left-hand grabs her by the throat as her right arm continues to pummel her dildo into Haley’s pussy.
Harley struggles to talk. The aggression and power in her thrusting is terrifying. But Harley loves it.
HARLEY
(in a muffled voice)
M-m-More. Suddenly Diana stops again just as Harley reaches the brink.
DIANA
What was that? More? You want
more?
She pauses, keeping her in a state of beautiful agony.
Harley pants and moans. Then she slowly starts up again.
But this time torturous slow. Harley groans all the more.
DIANA
I want you you to feel every
twist. Feel every thrust. Feel
every surge of pleasure I’m
giving you. For once you do cum.
I don’t need to stop. I can keep
going. I can keep going for
hours. For my arm will never
tire. You’re going to be a
moaning quivering wreck when I’m
done with you. So... Are you sure
you want more?
Diana picks up the pace further. Faster and faster... Harder and harder. Keeping her at the absolute peak of stimulation until...
Harley cums, HARD. Shuddering and gasping as Diana pulls
her hand away from her throat slowly her thrusting
significantly as her pussy spasms around her dildo.
HARLEY
Oh, jeeezeusss... Oh, fuck.
Harley leans her head back in her chair, exhausted as Diana extracts the dildo from her pussy.
HARLEY
Fuck. Me.
DIANA
That was your wish, correct?
To be dommed by Wonder Woman herself?
HARLEY
Uh-huh.
DIANA
Now, do I get a thank you?
HARLEY
Uh, thankies...?
Diana thrusts the dildo in again. Returning her tightening
grip around her throat. Harley wails.
HARLEY
Thank you. THANK YOU! Oh, god.
Finally she pulls out the dildo. Slowly... But takes it
back to her mouth. She sensuously sucks it clean. Harley
can only stare in awe.
DIANA
Mmmm. Oh by the way... You were
right. You do taste like cotton candy. But I’m leaving that one in...
Diana pushes the butt plug further in her ass. Harley yelps.
HARLEY
Ha! That tickles!
Diana returns to her feet and walks back to Harley’s bag,
putting the dildo away.
DIANA
But about what happened here. If you let slip. If you talk... Even
a whisper. I will hunt you down
and personally decapitate you
myself.
HARLEY
You got it.
DIANA
Now if you don’t mind, I’m going
out for some fresh air.
HARLEY
Yer not gonna leave me like this
now are ya?
DIANA
Goodnight.
Diana’s footsteps echo away as she leaves the warehouse.
HARLEY
Are ya?
The door slams shut leaving Harley alone.
HARLEY ARE YA?!
THE END.