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Sir was enjoying a nice calm afternoon. Aizawa had stopped by to inform Sir about Eri's progress. During this private meeting all was going good.

Bubble Girl and Centipeder were out on a mission. Mirio had taken Izuku and Eri out for Ice Cream. It was all peaceful.

Until Mirio ran in screaming for help. Sir ran out of his office and intercepted Mirio. Aizawa grabbed Eri from Tamaki who was shaking like a leaf. Mirio was hunched over holding a bundle of green fabric.

"Mirio what happened?"

Mirio took some deep breaths. "Izuku got hit by a stray quirk!"

"What?"

Everyone felt their blood go cold. Aizawa comforted Eri.

"Is he-"

"H-he's not dead...just...different." Tamaki interrupted

Sir was now afraid to look at the bundle. Lucky for him All Might was nearby when he saw Miro running by.

"What happened!?"

Sir updated All Might as Mirio continued to hold the now empty suit. All Might moved towards Mirio.

"He's gone?"

"No, he's-"

"Mama?"

Now this scared Sir more than anything else. Mirio straightened out.

In his arms. In the suit. Sat a small green haired boy. Freckles adorn his face. Big green eyes looked around curiously. There in Mirio's arms sat a toddler Izuku.

"Shit."

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After getting thoroughly scolded not only by his receptionist but All Might and Aizawa as well they were all situated in a conference room.

Aizawa, All Might, Fatgum (who was with Tamaki when the incident happened), Bubble Girl (who picked up an All Might onesie for Midoriya), Centipeder and himself were discussing the situation.

Meanwhile Mirio, Tamaki and Eri watched the now 'young' Midoriya. He was asking them questions about their quirks while writing in a notebook.

Sir rubbed his temple with his index and middle fingers.

"So you're telling me that this is permanent unless we find his conjoined twin."

"Yeah that's what he said." Fat replied

"And where are they?"

"Somewhere in Mexico doing charity work said they'd be back in August."

"That's four months away!" Bubble Girl yelled

"Yes we can do basic math." Aizawa grumbled

"And to top it all off he can only remember the memories of his life up to his current age and the happiest moment in his life."

"Correct."

"So we have a four year old who knows they got accepted into UA but no idea how to handle the most destructive quirk in history." Aizawa butted in

"Seems to me like he may be easier to handle then his older self." Centipeder jokes

"This isn't a laughing matter. We have to decide what to do." Sir countered

Sir looked as they all started to talk at once. Fatgum was saying they should tell his mother. Aizawa said the woman would freak out and probably pull Midoriya out of school. Bubble Girl tried to reason saying it was the mom's choice as Midoriya was now small. Centipeder retaliated against them as childless adults have no idea how to care for a child. Through the arguing All Might stayed quiet. That was concerning. A soft knock at the door shut everyone up.

Sir cleared his throat before replying "Enter."

The door opened to show a sheepish Mirio holding an excited Midoriya.

"Is everything alright?"

"Yeah, Izu just wanted to come and ask you guys some questions."

"B-but only if it's ok with you!" Midoriya yelled

Bubble Girl cooed at him. "Sure!"

Sir Nighteye sighed again as the four year old was placed in a chair. He could barely reach the table. He placed his pencil on his paper and looked up.

"Um...w-who wants t-to go first?"

Bubble Girl raised her hand "oh me! Pick me!"

Midoriya giggled and pointed at her "OK! First is...umm.."

"Bubble Girl but you can call me Kaoruko!"

"Ok kao-kuo- Kao-Chan."

Bubble Girl just melted into her chair.

"OK first question, what's your quirk?"

"Oh my quirk is Bubble. I basically make bubbles filled with an aroma that I've smelled at least once before. I can make both sweet-smelling bubbles and foul-smelling ones. When I'm nervous, I produce very unpleasant-smelling bubbles that are self-destructing."

Izuku blinked once. Then twice. By the third blink everyone was on the edge of their seats.

"That's. So. COOL! What kinds of smells do you remember off the top of your head? Can you use a smell that you don't Remember smelling? Is it possible to make them -"

At this Sir let his glasses slide down his nose. There were a lot of questions, ideas and strategies that Izuku was saying. And not a single one seemed illogical or rude. Suddenly, like magic, Izuku stopped and slowly closed in on himself.

"S-sorry. I didn't mean to ramble."

Ok, que the hearts breaking.

"I-Its ok! You gave me a lot of great things to think about!"

Izuku looked up slowly. With big hopeful eyes eye tilted his head.

"D-do yo-you m-m-ean it Kao-Chan?"

Sir felt a chill down his back. He turned and saw 4 very angry/upset pros. Aizawa looked like he was about to commit murder. Centipeder was sad and angry. Fatgum looked two seconds from storming over to the boy and cuddling him. All Might looked like he was just told his dog died.

Bubble Girl took the lead. She got up and picked Midoriya up out of his chair. She held him.

"Oh honey of course I mean it. Now how about we go get you some ice cream? Hmm how does that sound?"

Midoriya nodded smiling.

"Before you go." Aizawa started "I would like to ask you a question."

"Yes sir?" Midoriya replied lifting his head

"Why did you apologize?"

"oh." Midoriya looked down, almost in shame. "Because I'm Deku and my classmates find my rambling disturbing or creepy."

"Have your teachers told them to stop this?"

Midoriya looked confused "they tell me to stop."

Suddenly the room dropped in temperature.

"What!?"

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"-and that's why I'm not supposed to ramble."

Sir almost felt bad. Almost. Detective Tsukauchi had been called in to talk with Midoriya as they thought he may have been conditioned to not express himself. At first they thought it was maybe that he rambled in class or at inopportune times. Nope. Hos teachers actively tried to stop him from rambling because they found it creepy and strange for a 4 year old to dissect their quirks and point out flaws and strategies against them.

Ok granted that was a little weird but to go as far as to smack his hand raw until he learned to only mutter his analysis. Yeah, if Aizawa's face was anything to go by then you had best bet that those teachers will pay.

Currently Fatgum was holding Izuku and cradling him. At some point during the interrogation Izuku had tears welling up in his eyes. This caused Bubble Girl to run off to make hot chocolate and get sweets. Centipeder had left to get a blanket from his room at the building. Fatgum had grabbed Izuku and refused to set him down. Even after he calmed down.

So here we are now. Aizawa planning murder alongside All Might (Who has strangely been quiet the entire time.). Bubble girl hand feeding Izuku. Centipeder hovering over Fatgum's shoulder and Fatgum being protective dad. Izuku was just enjoying the attention.

Sir sighed. "I believe we can set Young Midoriya down now."

"No I think-"

"It's ok. I feel better now. See?"

And now everyone was going to need to get glasses. Why? Because the kid's smile was too damn bright. Naomasa chuckled.

"He really has you all wrapped around his finger eh?"

Sir grumbled but didn't deny it. Naomasa's face suddenly became serious.

"Now what are we going to do?"

Everyone looked at the table and thought. What could they do? Out of the corner of his eye Sir saw Izuku's hand go up.

"Yes?"

"We can go to UA and ask Principle Nezu?"

The heroes and Detective blinked their eyes.

"Wha?"

"Well, it's because Nezu is the smartest person ever so he must know how to fix the problem right?" Izuku had tilted his head at the end sending his curls to one side

Minus Bubble, who was melting in her chair, the rest wanted nothing more than to face palm. Of course the little know it all who suggests that.

"That's not a bad idea." Naomasa said "but how are we going to get him there without ever single woman stopping us because of how cute he looks?"

They looked at Izuku who was drinking a juice box now. He looked at them.

"I could hid in Fatgum's jacket?"

"No" "yes"

Sir rubbed his face. This was going to be a long day.

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All Might sat on the train as stiff as a pole. To his right sat Aizawa explaining to Eri what had happened to Young Midoriya. To his left was Mirio who hadn't stopped bouncing his leg and looking around all nervous like. And yet he couldn't find it in himself to pay attention to what they were saying/doing.

No what kept his attention was Fatgum, who had Young Midoriya cradled in his jacket. He wanted so badly to hold his student but...well, he was scared. Let's be honest he looks like a scary scarecrow. If he were to even approach the young boy he'd most likely cry.

Lucky for them, Midoriya seemed to have fallen asleep. He bounced his leg up and down quickly. How much longer-

"Hey Toshinori I have a question?"

If anyone asked, All Might did not jump at Aizawa's voice. He held a hand to his chest and waved off everyone's concerned looks.

"Um, yes. What did you want to ask Shota?"

"Why have you been avoiding Midoriya?"

Now, it was probably not the time to ask that question but Aizawa needed to know what was making All Might so...distant.

"Well...it's just that I look like well," All Might gestured to himself. "It's obvious that Young Midoriya would be terrified."

All Might blushed at his confession. It seemed so childish when spoken out loud. Plus everyone was staring at him.

"Seriously?" All Might looked at Aizawa who pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why would you just-"

Ping!

Fatgum looked around before realizing that it was his hero pager that went off. He pulled it out skimming over the message. His face turned serious

"I'm gonna have to go. I'm needed back at my agency. Hero you go."

He hands Izuku over to Tamaki and races off the train. Tamaki looks at Izuku and starts to tremble. Without a single warning he thrust Izuku into All Might's arms before passing out. All Might looks around to Aizawa or Mirio to help but Mirio was occupied with Tamaki and Aizawa just rested his head on Eri's.

"Oh would you look at that we have our hands full. Just carry him. I doubt the older him would mind."

All Might sighed and rearranged Young Midoriya so his head rested in the crook of his neck. He wrapped his trench coat around him and sighed. He was certain that when he woke up he would cry.

Izuku felt warm. He nuzzle into the warmth a bit more. He felt a hand rub his back in a soothing manner. He cracked his eye to see who it was.

He was expecting to see the big plush man that he fell asleep on but instead he saw the sick one. He tensed in the man's arms. Where was the other one? Did he not like him? Was he-

"Ah Young Midoriya you're awake."

Izuku looked up at the man. He had a slightly strained smile on his face.

"W-where is-"

"Fatgum was needed at his agency so he had to leave in a hurry. Aizawa and Mirio are talking to an officer about why Young Amajiki had passed out."

Izuku nodded. He lifted his head to see the small group talking to an officer. A breeze came through causing Izuku to shiver. The man quickly pulled the trench coat around him and slowly guided his head back to the crook.

"It's a little cold. We wouldn't want to you to catch a cold Young Midoriya."

Izuku smiled. The man looked very sick, frail and a little scary but it seemed like he was a big worrier.

"Okay."

The man smiled at him. He started to rock Izuku while humming. Izuku snuggled closer to him. He liked this. It was nice. Was this what it was like to have a doting father?

Aizawa smiled into his capture weapon. It seemed Yagi was worried for nothing. In fact he could almost say that it looked like an actual father son moment. Aizawa took a quick picture (God knows if he doesn't Mic and Midnight would kill him.) Mirio hoisted Tamaki onto his back.

"Ready to go?"

"All ready Mister Aizawa!"

"Yagi!" All Might looked up. "Lets go!"

He smiled as Yagi placed his scarf around Izuku's head to keep him out of the cold. Yeah, no one was going to let All Might live this down.

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Nezu sat at the head of the table watching as his staff walked in. Mirio and Tamaki have already sworn silence until the right time about the delicate situation. Eri had left with Mirio. He looked at Aizawa who was being pestered by Yamada and Nemuri to tell them why they were having this emergency meeting. He had All Might take Izuku to Recovery Girl just to make sure he was OK. They should be arriving just after he makes the situation known to the rest of the staff. Once the last staff member sat down Nezu stood up in his chair.

"Now you are all wondering why we are here. Well at 11:47 this morning Izuku Midoriya was hit with a stray quirks beam."

"What!? Is he ok!?" Mic yelled sitting up (Lucky Aizawa erased his quirk)

"Yes he is currently being checked by Recovery Girl."

Many of them de-tensed. Nezu took a quick sip of his tea. He noticed Vlad King glaring at the table.

"What exactly did the quirk do?"

They all turned to him. "Well, if it appears to make anyone hit with it a young child with mixed memories of the past and present."

No one spoke. Many mouths were hanging open. Hound Dog, Aizawa and Cementoss tensed up the most.

"Is it permanent?" Cementoss questioned

"From what they have gathered, yes and no."

"Explain."

Everyone jumped. Hound Dog had just growled at Nezu. Nezu, knowing the pro, understands his emotions. Hound Dog is very protective of the students, it's the reason he became a counselor.

"The effect can only be reversed by his twin who is currently away in Mexico, she shall be back in...4 months time."

"So, for four months, Midoriya will be a child."

"Toddler."

Everyone turned to the door. Standing there were Nighteye, Detective Tsukauchi, Recovery Girl and All Might. But that wasn't important, no what was important was the small toddler in All Might's arms. He was so small! All Might coughed and snapped everyone out of their staring.

"Yes well I'm going to sit down now."

All Might shuffled over to his chair. He sat down and lowered Midoriya so that his head rested on his arm and his body on his lap. He pulled the blanket up around the young boy. Everyone just stared at such a tender, almost father-like moment. Nezu smirked before directing attention over to Recovery Girl.

"How is he?"

"He's ok for the most part. Just a scrap from when he first got hit."

"Now onto the more pressing matter. What are we going to do?"

"Obviously we can't tell his mom." Aizawa grumbled 

"What are you crazy? It's her son, of course we have to tell her." Midnight argued

"She'll try to pull him out of the school and with the League out and about he's vulnerable." Aizawa retorted

Something about that statement set the entire faculty off. People were shouting and accusing others of this, that and the other. Nezu sighed looking over at All Might. That didn't look good. Izuku whimpered in his arms and All Might puffed up.

"ENOUGH!"

Silence. Everyone stared at All Might who puffed down and rocked the young boy. Recovery Girl sighed.

*Backtrack to her office.*

Recovery Girl was not happy with this situation at all. Izuku refused to let go of Yagi and the big oaf himself wasn't helping. Izuku apparently disliked doctors as a child. She looked to Yagi only for the idiot to look away.

"I need to look him over."

"But he seems fine, can't we just-"

"Toshinori Yagi." Yagi flinched "if you don't allow me to check Izuku up I'll make sure Nezu keeps you off the Guardian watch list."

This was probably the worst thing Recovery Girl could have said. Why? Because Izuku started to wail.

"NO PLEASE DON'T! I'LL BEHAVE! PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY!"

Yagi sent a quick disapproving glance at Recovery Girl. He started to rub the young boy on his back.

"Hey, hey it's OK. No-one is going to take me away. Hey, look at me Izuku."

The boy kept crying but looked up at Yagi. Yagi smiled widely

"I'm here, my boy and No-one is going to hurt you or take you away from me. Ok?"

Izuku nodded before snuggling into Yagi's arms more. He smiled more hugging the young boy. Recovery Girl sighed.

"But she is right. It wouldn't do for us not to check you. You were attacked so we need to make sure you're ok."

"D-do I have too?"

"Yes my boy. You need to be checked over."

Izuku grumbled but turned around. He still had tears in his eyes but the determination to please was present. She smiled. 

"Now let's look you over."

*Back To the Future*

No-one made a sound as All Might soothe the young boys. Some people (Mic, Midnight, Thirteen and Cementoss) took a quick picture of the moment. Izuku slowly opened his eyes.

"Hmm...Daddy?"

All hell broke loose.

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All Might.exe has stopped working. Young Midoriya had just called him dad.

Did-Did young Midoriya think of him as his father? What about his own father? Wait, now that he taught about it where was his father?

Through All Might's self collapse Izuku was having to deal with the rest of the room.

Izuku jumped at the sudden increase in noise. He clutched to the front of Mister Yagi's shirt. He looked back with a wide eye at the many heroes in the room. He felt suffocated. He whimpered and hid his face in Mister Yagi's shirt. He noticed that the man had froze after he accidentally called him Daddy.

D-did he not like the name? Was he mad? Did he not like Izuku?

Izuku whimpered some more, feeling tears welled up in his eyes.

" M-Mamma !"

The heart tearing wail that left Izuku shocked everyone. He cried loudly rubbing his eyes. All Might finally snapped out of his stupor and attended to Izuku. He stood up and was pacing rubbing the young boys back.

"There, there. Don't cry. I'm here. Don't worry. Nothing is wrong."

He kept repeating the words while pacing. Midnight had gotten up and walked up to them.

"I-I can let him go back to sleep if you'd like."

All Might looked at Izuku who seemed to be getting worse. He nodded and allowed Midnight to use her quirk on Izuku. In a matter of minutes Izuku had calmed down and fallen asleep. The rest of the teachers felt extremely bad and looked almost heartbroken at the scene. Nezu sighed and looked down at his paw.

"I believe we don't have a choice. We must inform Miss. Midoriya of the problem and come up with a solution."

The teacher nodded while Sir Nighteye got up.

"I'll bring her in."

Nezu nodded. "For now, let us discuss the quirk that had hit Izuku."

The teacher nodded as Tsukauchi got up. All Might sat down still rocking the young boy.

"Alright. The man responsible for this incident is named Neko Uchiha. His quirk is Physically Disruption, this quirk allows him to physically and mental change a person back to when they were 4. A side effect of this quirk is that the most precious memory of the person is unaffected but all other memories are erased. Any memories made before the current age of the affected are still there. Sadly the man can't reverse the effect."

Everyone looked down almost as if losing hope.

"However his twin can."

Everyone's head snapped up.

"You see, he has an identical twin who was born conjoined to him. The twins quirk is the opposite of his own, Physical Correction. His twin, Miko, is currently in Mexico helping with a charity and is estimated to be back by the beginning of August."

"But there is no long lasting effect on Izuku. Any threats that could affect him?" Mic asked concerned

"From what he said only a few. For one Izuku will not de-age any more so we will not have to worry about him getting younger."

Everyone released a breathed air.

"However, currently Izuku is replacing the memories he had made when he was younger with the memories he's making now. So anything that happens to him now he will think happened to him in the past."

"That may actually be a big problem." Aizawa added

"How?" Thirteen questioned wringing their hands together

"It may cause him to have a mental breakdown or worse an existential crisis." Hound Dog supplied

"I see. Well, once Miss Midoriya gets here we will be able to make the best course of action." Nezu added

A knock at the door caught everyone off guard. Sir Nighteye walked in

"Well, it seems the Midoriya have a six sense for sensing trouble. She was right outside the gate pacing trying to call Izuku's phone.

"Well let her come in." Vlad King said standing up

Sir opened the door more to show a meek, soft looking woman. She had on a baby blue sweater with a black skirt. She ducked her head in a bow. Before walking in

"Is Izuku ok? What happened to my son?"

Everyone looked at Nezu who looked at All Might. All Might just looked down at his arms.

Inko followed his eyes and gasped.

He son...was a toddler again.

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Inko was now nursing a cup of tea. She was seated at the table and listened to the brief run down from Nezu. Now everyone was just quiet.

"Now all that's left is for us to figure out how to lessen Izuku's problems when he grows up again. Any Ideas?" Detective Tsukauchi asked

"We can send him home with his mom?" Thirteen said

"It's still a mess. Things have changed since then." Vlad King added

"Well, it's not like UA is prepared for something like this?" Mic grumbled

All Might looked at Inko and saw the same look Izuku would get when he had a plan. She sighed, placing the cup down. The clink caught everyone's attention.

"The answer is quite simple really." Inko replied looking up "we just bend the truth a bit that's all."

"How do you suggest we do that Miss Midoriya?" Aizawa asked

"Easy, what do we know about the quirk that hit Izuku?"

"It de-ages a person and replaces the memories of that time."

"Correct so all we have to do is tweak what we already have."

"How?"

"By telling Izuku that he's been hit by a time travel quirk."

Everyone just stared at her except Nezu who caught on to what she was implying. Nezu chuckled before full out laughing. All the teachers jumped at this.

"I can see where young Midoriya gets his brains from." Nezu complemented Inko

"Finally someone has caught on." Inko smiled. "To explain it to the rest of you. We just have to tell little Izuku that his older self got hit with a time quirk that swaps his older self with his younger self. Then when he becomes himself again we will tell him the truth so as to not cause a mental breakdown."

As she explained it everyone slowly realized what she meant. She picked up her tea cup and took another sip.

"As for how we are going to treat this. For starters I believe Izuku staying here at UA may be the best option."

Everyone looked at Inko like she had grown a second head. As Izuku's mother, wouldn't she rather her son stay near her.

"While I would like nothing more than to have Izuku stay with me it is not at all possible."

"Care to explain?" Aizawa felt something was off with Miss Midoriya

"The 3 main reasons I can't have Izuku with me.

1) the league of villains is still on the loose and Izuku is a target. As a Toddler he is was to venerable in the sense that he won't be able to use his quirk.

2) if we are to treat this as a time travel quirk Izuku must remain doing what he would have if he were still his current age, yes this includes his work study.

3) I, sadly, have a meeting out of the country for a child abuse case I have and can't take Izuku with me."

The teachers nodded as what she had said made sense. However when she placed the cup on the saucer Mrs. Midoriya's eyes darken and she took on a dark tone.

"However, I expect the absolute best care for my son while he is this age. If I find out even a single hair on him has been hurt nothing will save you from my reign of terror. Are We Clear?"

Many of the teachers gulped. All Might nodded sweating in his corner with Izuku. She looked at Nezu who looked back with a slightly sadistic look.

"Oh rest assured if anyone tries they will meet hell."

Like magic the tense atmosphere lifted. Mrs. Midoriya smiled softly.

"Good now...how about we wake him up. The sooner we get this done the better."

Aizawa sighed. Why was the problem child's mom so...strange.

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Izuku felt a hand run through his hair. He shifted in the warm embrace of Mister Yagi's arms.

" Izuku, it's time to wake up ."

Izuku mumbled a little before registering the voice. It was his mama's. Izuku shot up and turned to look at his mom but froze. His mom looked different.

"Awe, Izuku, it's ok. I know this is all scary but it is me, it's mommy."

Izuku squinted his eyes. If this was his mama...why did-

"You were hit by a quirk sweetie."

" What !? B-but how!?"

Inko smiled before motioning for Yagi to hand him over. He placed Izuku in her arms but hovered nearby. Izu looked up at his mom.

"The quirk you got hit by is called time swap. It swaps your older self with your younger self."

"Does that mean big me is back with the old you?"

"Yes that also means that you are in the future."

Izuku started to get excited but his mom cut his excitement down.

"But sadly we will have to take precautionary actions."

"What why!?"

"You are targeted by the league of villains."

"Wait, does that mean-"

"Yes Izuku you are a hero student."

Izuku started vibrating in one spot. Inko giggled at this.

"Which leads me to two other things. One, you will still be going to school as a hero student as your older self will remember what you learned." Izuku quickly nodded his head. "Also I won't be here since I have a case and thus have decided to leave you in the capable hands of the UA staff."

"You mean I get to stay with heroes!"

"Yes, but that doesn't mean to act like you don't have any manners. I want you to be on your best behavior."

"Yes mama."

"Now, I believe Nezu and the staff have to set up a rotation chart for who gets to watch you while Yagi and I take you to get some of your old baby clothes. I am confident that a proper uniform shall be issued out."

Nezu smiled "Of course. Now why don't you all go get Izuku's things and meet up with his work study at the agency. I'm sure since he has to complete his week of work studies he can stay there safely."

Inko nodded. "Great I shall see you there."

With that Inko walked out with Yagi following her.

Once out of ear shot Sir turned to glare at Nezu.

"You did that on purpose."

Nezu chuckled maniacally.

-With Inko and Yagi.

Inko smiled as Izuku chatted with Yagi-san about heroes. She hadn't seen her child this carefree since his diagnosis. She wiped her eyes to keep from crying at the beautiful scene. A hanky appeared in front of her face. She looked up to see Yagi looking concerned.

"Is everything alright?"

"Oh, yes it's just that I haven't seen Izuku this carefree in so long."

Yagi hummed. "I don't blame you. He's a wonderful child. Seems he looks up to me like a father." Chuckles "He even called me daddy."

Inko cooed at Yagi's blushing face. It was almost sinful how this man acted. But even this carefree environment had to be reminded of Izuku's problem.

"Are you married to mommy? Do I get to have a little sister!? Oh maybe a brother?!"

Inko felt the heat in her face rise until steam blew out of her ears. Yagi wasn't any better. Oh deaf this may be a problem.

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Inko felt a little weird leaving her son alone with a stranger but it had to be done. It wasn't like she could just protect Izuku if someone were to find out and look for him. No, this was the best option. Luckily she had someone to help her.

Toshinori and her had just finished packing Izuku's suitcase. Toshinori had reasoned that since Izuku was a toddler that most of the heroes around him would spoil him. Inko sighed as Izuku was showing Toshinori another piece of his extensive collection. She had worried that Toshinori would be weirded out but instead he took it with stride...something Izuku's dad missed out on. It was sad really, that he died so tragically. Inko sighed folding the last of her clothing into her suit case. Toshinori offered to drop her off at the airport after they dropped Izuku off at Nighteye agency.

"Mommy! Are you ready!?"

Inko giggled when she turned around to look at the duo again. Izuku was on Toshinori's shoulder holding on to his hair while Toshinori held his ankles. If anything this looked like a heartwarming father son moment. Inko grabbed her phone and pointed it at them.

"Say cheese."

Both smiled brightly as she took the picture. Izuku laughed hugging Toshinori's head.

"All right I'm ready. Do you have everything?"

"Yep!"

"Change of clothing?"

"All 5 pairs! Pajamas too!"

"Spare shoes?"

"Yep!"

"Toothbrush?"

"Daddy said Kao-Chan would pick me up a new one so my big boy one would not have my baby cooties."

Inko blushed a deep scarlet as did Toshinori. They had been at it for an hour trying to get Izuku to stop calling Toshinori his dad but as you see...failure. Izuku has now unofficially adopted Toshinori as his dad. Inko sighed knowing fully well this would not end well.

Toshinori sat Izuku in a booster seat in the back of his car before opening her door. Inko blushed a little at his gentlemanly behavior. She got in as he placed the suitcases in the trunk. Closing her door he moved towards his door. Once inside they started on their way towards Nighteye Agency. Izuku soon fell asleep leaving Inko and Toshinori to silence. Inko suddenly had a question about Nighteye

"Toshinori?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you think Sir Nighteye could handle Izuku for a week?"

Toshinori shrugged his shoulders "I mean if he can't I'm sure Bubble Girl or Centipeder will."

Inko nodded before looking out the window.

-At Nighteye Agency-

"Place the baby gates on all the stairs!"

"We need socket plugs in conference rooms 3,6 and 7!"

"Tie down the cables behind all the electronics!"

"I want all possible allergens accounted for and locked away."

"I want anything sharp or pointy placed out of his reach!"

"Anything that can be broken such as glass cups, plates and bowls must be replaced!"

"Chop Chop! We have 40 minutes until they arrive!"

Bubble Girl and his receptionist, Miss Lion, were yelling out orders to the three men of the agency. Centipeder was currently placing baby gates on all 20 levels of the building. Mirio was running through walls and floors placing the tiny plastic plugs into sockets and tying down all the cables (after untangling them and re connecting them). Nighteye was sent to the kitchen to pack up all the glass utensils and to rearrange all the knives and chopsticks to where Izuku couldn't grab them and play with them. He was also reading a text message from Toshinori that gave what Izuku liked and didn't like to eat. He also had a packet with all the possible allergies Izuku might have had as a child. Nighteye felt his head ache just thinking about how they would have to put everything back once Izuku got older again. He felt a whack on his head. Looking up he saw Miss Lion holding a newspaper. She had a mutation quirk that made her look like a human lion. Only difference is that she now had grey fur appearing in small sections.

"They are here now pack up the last box and when the plastic tableware is delivered have Mirio and Centipeder help you put them up."

With that she left. Sir Nighteye sighed again and placed tape on the last box sealing it and placing it in the closet with the rest of the boxes of glassware. He stepped out into his lobby to see Toshinori, Inko and a sleeping Izuku.

Sir almost felt jealous of the image. Toshinori had a hand rested on Inko's shoulder while she gave Mrs. Lion and Bubble Girl instructions on how to care for Izuku. Toshinori also had Izuku sleeping against him. It almost looked as if Toshinori and Inko were a family with Izuku as his son. Sir shook his head. He couldn't think like that. Yes, while it was a somewhat cute image it never would have happened. Toshinori placed too much of himself into his hero work.

Sir cleared his throat. All three women looked at him.

"I believe as his work studies mentor I should also be included in the care list?"

Inko blushed at this but quickly composed herself.

"I apologize, we kind of got carried away with talking about Izuku."

Sir nodded. Toshinori shifted his weight as Izuku seemed to stir. They all looked at the boy as he yawned. (Or in Kao-Chans case recorded)

"Hmm...daddy are we there yet?"

Inko and Toshinori blushed crimson as the women cooed while Mirio and Centipeder snickered. Sir coughed into his fist. Ok that was a little cute. Izuku sat up rubbing his eyes.

"Are we here?"

"Yes Izuku we are here."

That woke the boy right up. He started to squirm a bit in Toshinori's arms.

"Whoa, Easy there my boy. We wouldn't want you to fall."

"Sorry daddy."

Ok, this was going to be a recurring event. Sir sighed looking over at Inko.

"May I have his-"

Bubble Girl gasped. "Oh my Miss Midoriya your plane leaves in an hour and it's 45 minutes to the airport!"

Inko and Toshinori both whirled towards the clock.

"Oh dear. I'm going to cut my goodbye a little close, Izuku but behave, listen to these nice people and don't cause any trouble. Ok?"

"Ok Mommy."

"Toshinori will stop by after he drops me off at the airport. Ok I love you."

"I LOVE YOU MOMMY BYE!"

And just like that...Izuku was left with Sir Nighteye and his agency. Izuku looked up at them.

"What do we do now?"

As if asked Izuku's stomach rumbled.

"I guess we feed him."

Right, that couldn't be so bad right?

Chapter Text

Easy My Ass. Bubble Girl was left to make Izuku's dinner. You see, Mrs. Lion for all her love and support just had to be home to see her daughter (understandable) , Centipeder had paperwork he had to finish that was time sensitive and Sir Nighteye just casually needed to patrol with Mirio. She huffed as she tried and failed to make a simple macaroni and cheese dinner. So far it looked like a pile of burnt mush.

Izuku for all his sweetness was wrinkling his nose.

"Kao-Chan I don't think it's supposed to look like that."

"I know that Izu-kun."

Bubble Girl groaned and dumped it into the trash can. She sucked at cooking. Izuku looked sad.

"It's ok you tried."

Well that hurt. Look at her, an amazing sidekick to a great hero yet a pot of macaroni beats her. This was sad, so sad indeed.

"Why does it smell in here?"

"Kao-Chan burnt macaroni and cheese."

Bubble Girl looked up. Izuku was in All Might's arms. He was stifling a grin. Bubble Girl glared at him before huffing.

"It's not my fault! I never had time to learn."

All Might chuckled. "How about I make you two something?"

Both Bubble Girl and Izuku whirled around at him.

"Yes!"

All Might full on laughed as he pet both of the young ones heads.

"Sit I'll make some Grilled Cheese sandwiches."

Both fist bumped the air. Now where was the cheese?

Mirio looked at the back of Sir Nighteye's head. It was strange how he seemed to take Mirio on the longest route possible. Mirio knew it wasn't anything to do with crime. No, this had to do with avoiding Izuku. He had to admit he saw the way Sir treated his Kohai and he hated that he couldn't stand up for his Kohai. He stopped walking and looked down to his feet. Is it possible that...Sir was still mad about him not getting One for All?

"Lemillion we can't keep stopping it-"

"Why do you hate Izuku?"

Sir whirled to look at Mirio. Sir was going to scold him but stopped. Mirio had a look of determination and resolve. That meant he couldn't just drop the subject.

"I mean, I get that Izuku is a little green around the edges but so was I and-"

"I will not discuss this with you here Mirio."

"Why not?!"

People turned to look at them but Mirio didn't care he was glaring at Sir. He adored his mentor. He really did, but sometimes he just got so wound up in his own world he forgot the world doesn't revolve around his quirk. Mirio straightened up.

"I'm going back. I have homework to do."

With that Mirio turned around and walked back to Nighteye Agency. In all honesty, he didn't have homework. No he just wanted some innocent company for once. Company that wasn't planning on how to control powers and other people's choices. He could hear Sir walking behind him but he paid it no attention. He just wanted to see his Kohai.

Nighteye was many things. He was smart, cool, calm, hardworking and many more. Flexible was not one of them. He knew deep deep down inside that Izuku had nothing to do with the anger he felt at All Might's lack of control and self awareness. He took out the frustration of his strained and failing friendship out on a boy who clearly had no idea what went on between the two of them. He knew it was childish and selfish but a part of him wanted Izuku to give up One for All to Mirio just to prove to him that he knew he was right. He opened the door to see...well he couldn't really tell what was going on.

Bubble Girl was holding a bag of Spinach and Izuku was holding a bag of Tiny Tomatoes. Both of them yelling Spinach and Tomatoes respectively. Mirio looked between them.

"Um….what's going on?"

"Miri-Nii! Tell Kao-Chan that Tomatoes go better in grilled cheese!" Izuku yelled not breaking eye contact with Bubble Girl

"Obviously this child needs to mature more because Spinach is the Supreme addition to a Grill Cheese."

Both glared at each other. Toshinori was off to the side holding two grilled cheese sandwiches. One Spinach, the other Tomato. Centipeder was laughing while recording the whole encounter. Mirio looks at the sandwiches and wrinkles his nose.

"Why did you use American cheese, mozzarella is better."

Everyone stopped and turned to Mirio. Sir even looked at him. Izuku and Bubble Girl looked at each other then at Mirio.

"We can agree to disagree on added ingredients." Bubble Girl started

"But we refuse to change a perfect cheese for that abomination!" Izuku yelled

Mirio looked a little offended. "How can you say that! Have you ever tried a mozzarella grilled cheese?"

With that the three youngest "walked" into the kitchen to prove their points. Toshinori motioned for Centipeder to follow the kids into the kitchen. Turning towards him.

"We need to talk."

Ok, now he was going to die.

Chapter Text

Izuku mumbled in his sleep. Bubble Girl almost wanted to let him keep sleeping but both All Might and Sir Nighteye said he had to wake up at a specific time. In fact Sir looked a little on edge this morning since his talk with All Might the night before. Bubble Girl shrugged. She lightly shook Izuku.

"Izu-kun wakey wakey."

Izuku mumbled as he woke up. He rubbed his eyes and yawned. Babble Girl just cooed at the young boy. 

"Kao-Chan?"

"Yes Izu-kun it's me."

"Oh, is Sir not going to watch me today?"

"Nope."

"Why?" Izuku asked tilting his head to the right

"Well, he made a schedule for us to follow on who gets to take care of you and I'm first."

"Oh."

Izuku looked a little sad but quickly lit up.

"Does that mean I get to have fun all day with Kao-Chan?!"

Bubble Girl laughed picking the young boy up.

"You bet now let's get you ready for the day!"

After 30 minutes of arguing with Izuku on what he should wear they finally made it downstairs for breakfast. They waved to Mrs. Lion as they passed her by to get to the small kitchen. Inside was a pot of porridge with eggs on the side. A note was attached to the pot. Kaoruko glared at the note. The food was made by Mirio (bless his soul) for Izuku and her since she can't cook. She grumbled as she plated the porridge and placed a fried egg on top. Izuku took a bite and hummed.

"This is good Kao-chan."

Bubble Girl nodded stiffly. "It sure is."

"Is something wrong Kao-Chan?"

"No, I'm wondering what we could do today."

"We could color."

"All day though."

They both hummed as they ate. Once done Kaoruko washed her dishes. Still not sure what to do with Izuku for the day. She walked back into the lobby. Mrs. Lion looked up.

"Everything good dear?"

"Kao-Chan doesn't know what we should do today."

Mrs. Lion hummed. "Well, maybe I can help a little."

She reached under her desk and pulled out a bag of supplies. She handed Kaoruko the bag.

"What's in here?"

"Just some things I picked up. Two coloring books, a crayon box, a 100 piece puzzle and a book or two."

"Oh thank you this should keep us busy until lunch."

"Which reminds me what are you going to make Izuku for lunch? I know Centipeder said he was going to bring in dinner so lunch is up to you."

At this Kaoruko slouched over. "I don't know I can't cook for squat."

Mrs. Lion laughed at the young girl's antics.

"Well, if you don't figure it out but then I'll help you make something."

"Really thanks! Ok Izu-kun let's go!"

"Yeah!"

Ms. Lion laughed as the two went on their merry way. This would be a fun day.

"Kao-Chan I don't think that crayon is blue."

"Of course it's blue, see the wrapper, it's blue just a dark blue."

*one single drawn line later*

"Never mind, it's not blue."

"Told you."

"Oh shush you and keep coloring your hero."

"His name is Edgeshot."

"Kao-Chan?"

"Hmm?"

"Kao-Chan."

"Hmm?"

"KAO-CHAN!"

Kaoruko jumped from where she was sitting reading over a report. Izuku had been working on his puzzle then.

"Yes?"

"I'm missing a piece."

"What we just opened it, how can you already be missing a piece?"

"I don't know."

"Have you looked for it?"

"Yes…….Can you help me look for it."

"Fine."

"Where the heck did it go?"

"See it's not here."

Kaoruko searched around the table before noticing Izuku was sitting on his knees the whole time.

"Izu-kun...did you check where you were kneeling?"

Izuku looked down then back up. He sat on his tush. Low and behold there's the piece.

"oh."

Both Izuku and Kaoruko looked around the edge of the wall at Mrs. Lion.

"Mrs. Lion?"

"Yes Kaoruko-san?"

"Can you help us with lunch?"

Mrs. Lion giggled at this. "Of Course but you two are helping."

Both of them fist bumped the air.

Kaoruko really couldn't cook. She was currently pouting at her plate. She had somehow added sugar instead of salt to the stew and made it sweet and spicy curry. It was good...minus the fact that she was banished to cutting up vegetables while Izuku tasted tested. They ate while talking about the current and old heroes with Izuku.

"That's not how crocodiles look."

"Izu-kun it's a kids book it's not supposed to look real."

"But crocodiles don't wear lipstick."

"Izu-kun."

"Also this other book got the color of Present Mics glasses wrong."

"Izuku."

"Let's go find a better book."

"Izuku."

"Yes?"

"That's an encyclopedia on heroes."

"I know."

"Isn't that too advanced for you to read?"

"That's why you're going to read it."

"Oh boy."

That was the scene the boys came in on. Kaoruko reading a hero's encyclopedia to Izuku. Mirio stiffened his laugh at her bored expression. Sir sighed before loudly coughing. Both of them looked over at him.

"I believe it is time for dinner?"

Izuku whoo hoo'd running off towards the kitchen. Only to come running back

"I forgot to wash my hands!"

"I take that it wasn't too hard to watch him?" Sir asked with a smirk

"Oh trust me it was." Kaoruko said stretching "Thank God it's your turn tomorrow. I do not pity you."

Izuku ran out again smiling and cheering. Centipeder smiled as they walked after Izuku.

"What's for dinner?"

"Dumplings."

"Oh...dang I want ramen."

Izuku bounced in his bed as Kao-Chan tucked him in. He had his All Might pajamas on and was snuggled in. Kao-Chan sat down next to his bed and opened up his favorite All Might book. She read the calming tale to him. It felt nice to have more people than his mom love him. 

Kaoruko placed the book back with the rest. She turned on the All Might night light as she left. Stretching, she went up to Sirs office to give her report on Izuku.

"How was he?" Sir asked as soon as the door opened

"He was really calm to be honest. Not much for trouble."

"That's good." Sir commented

He was writing down what he was watching on the security feed. Kaoruko was feeling a little daring so she blurted her question 

"What did All Might's talk to you about?"

Sir froze as the color drained from his face.

"Mirai."

Sir gulped as Toshinori called him by his first name.

"Yes?"

"I have to go talk with David this week and have to leave you completely unsupervised with my son so-" Sir gulped at the glare leveled at him. Toshinori then pulled out a scroll and opened it. "I've compiled everything you may need to know about Izuku along with sleeping and waking up times, nape times, feeding. I've also included what activities he's allowed to do …."

Sir felt his heart stop. If anything ever scared Sir, it was an overprotective parent...and All Might was just that when it came to Izuku. God help him.

"Sir?"

"Kaoruko."

"Yes Sir?"

"Never ask me that again or you're fired."

"YES SIR SORRY SIR!"

Chapter Text

Centipeder was scared. Not that he would ever admit to it. It was common knowledge amongst those with mutations that children tended to be more frightening of them due to how they looked. He had tried to convince Sir to take him off the schedule but to no avail. Kaoruko had given him a pat on the shoulder before heading off to do her paperwork on the top floor. Mirio was also upstairs with her. Sir had gone to have a meeting with the police and would be back around dinner so he was picking it up. Ms Lion was off for today to enjoy time with her daughter. This left both Izuku and him confined to the first floor.

But that was a problem for later right now he had to find a way to wake Izuku up without giving him a heart attack. He looked around the room looking for a small pole-like object to poke Izuku with.

"Whatcha doing?"

"Looking for a pole."

"Why?"

"To wake Izuku up."

"But I'm already up."

"Whahhhhhhhh!"

Centipeder landed on his butt as Izuku laughed at him. The little guy had woken up and just stood next to him while he searched around obviously.

"That was not funny."

"Yes it was!"

He couldn't help but smile as the boy rolled around on the ground laughing. He stood up shaking his head.

"Ok you little terror how about we go eat us some breakfast?"

"Ok...um…"

"Centipeder."

Izuku stopped. "What's your name name?"

"Juzo Moashi"

Izuku nodded as they went down stairs. This should be an easy day, right?

"What's this?"

"Waffles."

"What's on them?"

"Cream cheese."

"Why not Syrup?"

"We didn't have any besides cream cheese is better."

"No its not."

"Yes it is."

"No."

"Izuku please just wat the waffle."

Izuku started at his plate.

"Can I have juice?"

"You already have milk."

"But I want juice."

Centipeder sighed as Izuku continued his small rant about his quirk. He looked at the clock. He's been at this since 8...it's 10:45. He looked over at the boy who was writing his finding down in a notebook with crayon. He sighed. Why did he have to be born smart.

"I want to eat chicken nuggets."

"Izuku you said you wanted a sandwich."

"Yeah, but now I want chicken nuggets."

"But you haven't even touched your sandwich."

"But chicken nuggets."

"No."

*one minute later.*

"Thank you Juzo-kun."

"Your welcome."

Centipeder sighed eating Midoriya's sandwich while Izuku ate a plate of chicken nuggets.

"But why can't we have both?"

"Izuku your stomach isn't meant to hold so much food."

"But its just ice-cream and cookies and Popsicles and-"

"Izuku choose one."

Izuku pouted. "But I want them all."

"No Izuku you can't eat them all."

"Please." Izuku said with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.

"God dangit."

Izuku leaned his head into the toilet as he puked his guts out. He was crying loudly. Mirio rubbed his back trying to sooth him. Bubble Girl scolded Centipeder about proper feeding.

"What could have possibly made you think he could eat all that!?"

"Nothing its just his puppy eyes."

Bubble Girl looked at him before turning around.

"You have a point."

Centipeder thanked his lucky starts that they knew how deadly his eyes were.

"I want a pillow fort."

"Izuku we don't have many things to make one."

"But I want one."

"Izuku last time I let you have what you wanted you puked all over the floor and yourself."

"But that was food."

"No."

*5 minutes later.*

"Izuku you have to put something heavy on the corners to keep the blankets from falling."

"Right. Can we use these old curtains for the roof instead?"

"I don't see why not."

"Oh can we later have movie night down here with everyone?"

"Well see when Sir gets back.."

Sir came back to his agency with pizza. He was feeling real lazy and didn't want to get anything to expensive. (Even if pizza was Hella expensive here). He had hopped that hadn't burned down his agency when he walked in…

…could he just walk out and never come back. He could see Centipeder and Izuku in a pillow/blanket fort in the center of his lobby reading the hero encyclopedia. He saw all the furniture had been moved to make this possible. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Centipeder?"

Centipeder stuck his head out of the fort.

"Yes?"

"What is the meaning of this mess?"

"Its not a mess it our movie night blanket fort."

"We are not eating on the floor like uncivilized people."

"But-"

"No there is no way we are doing that. End of discussion."

"How was I talked into this."

"Well what can we say. Between Mirio and Izuku you just couldn't say no Sir." Kaoruko chuckled

"She's right. They would be a lethal duo." Centipeder add

"But this is-"

"Shh! The All Might cartoon is on!"

Centipeder picked Izuku up off the couch. He had put everything back into its original place. It took him a while and Izuku was already asleep by then. He placed him in bed and tucked his covers around him. He smiled.

Why?

Because Sir is supposed to Izuku watch tomorrow. This should be fun to hear about.

Chapter Text

Sir was dreading the morning. It was his turn to watch Izuku and he wasn't prepared. Not mental, not physically. He had about 2 hours before he had to wake the boy up. He was so close to meeting his demise.

Ok maybe he was exaggerating just a bit...no he wasn't.

This was All Might's Son, no matter how much he denies it, his one and only heir. The person who he chose as his successor, the young man that would surpass All Might. The same boy he has been a complete ass to and has no idea how not to be an ass to said boy.

Sir paced the length of his office. This was bad, extremely bad. Sir did not jump (he did) when his phone rang. He cleared his throat.

"Nighteye agency, how may I help you?"

"Mirai, look I know you have your hands busy with little Izuku but I kind of need you to stop but the station with your sidekicks to go over the newest case file on human trafficking."

Sir felt a smile come to his face. This was great! That meant he had an excuse not to watch him today...but who would watch the brat while he was away?

Centipeder and Bubble Girl were coming with him. Mirio had class to attend to today. Mrs. Lion is still out on leave...so who.

Sir looked at one of his bookshelves and noticed a picture. It was one of Toshinori and Gran Torino...just the person to watch the brat.

"-but in the end it depends on if someone can watch Izuku."

"Oh someone can. We will be over as soon as we can."

Sir's smile widened as he dialed Gran's number.

Gran Torino wasn't much of a morning person. He wasn't much of a people person either but when Nighteye called him at 5 in the morning telling him he has an urgent emergency one doesn't waste time.

He arrived at 6:30 on the dot and kicked the door to the building open.

"What's the problem!?"

Sir was standing in front of him holding a manila folder.

"Ah Gran I'm so glad you could make it. You see we have a bit of a situation."

Gran raised an eyebrow. "What kind of a situation?"

"I believe Toshinori told you about Izuku being turned into a toddler?"

Gran's eyebrows shot up. Sir sighed.

"I see he didn't. Well, to shorten the long version up. Izuku was hit by a quirk that changed him back into a toddler and the person that can reverse the effects won't be back for another 4 months. That being said, Mirio is busy with school and my sidekicks and I are required at the police station and so I did the only logical thing and called you to watch Izuku."

"Why me? Why not one of his teachers?"

"All Might left clear instructions that his son is not to go to UA without him."

"His son?"

"Yes, now in the folder is a list of what to do with Izuku and a credit card attached to the Agencies Bank Account if you want to order food."

Sir didn't even wait to see if Gran had accepted before leaving and getting in the car. Both Bubble Girl and Centipeder glared at him.

"Is there a problem?"

"You ditched your turn on Gran." Bubble grumbled

Sir smirked. "It's not ditching if I have important things to do."

"This is not going to end well for you." Centipeder sighed

"What's the worst that could happen?"

Gran looked at the folder in his hands. This was ridiculous. Gran turned and walked up to Izuku's temporary room.

"Ok Time To Wake Up!"

Izuku just mumbled before rubbing his eyes.

"Hmm...who are you?"

Gran didn't know how he was going to introduce himself at first but then he was hit with the greatest idea ever. (Note that this was also payback for not telling him about his son, Toshinori.)

"Well I'm your grandfather."

Izuku perked up at this. "You mean daddies daddy?"

Gran nodded trying so hard not to laugh at the boy's innocent reaction. Izuku squealed before jumping out of bed and all but tackling the man in a hug. Gran chuckled as he petted the young boy's head.

"Why are you here?"

"Well, Sir had things to do so I volunteered to come and watch you."

"That's so cool! What are we gonna do?"

"Lets see what your schedule says."

The schedule ( if anyone could call this abomination a schedule) said that Izuku wasn't allowed to leave the building and that he had puzzles and a heroes encyclopedia to read and do for the next 12 hours...yeah not on his watch.

"Looks like we're going out to eat breakfast."

"We are!?"

"Yeah, we are going to a café I like. Now let's get you dressed and we can…"

Gran didn't know if to groan or laugh. Izuku's entire closet was either shirts with random words on them or All Might themed.

"Obviously we may have to stop by a store and buy you some new clothes."

"Why?"

"You have terrible taste in clothing, kid."

"I do not."

Gran leveled an unimpressed look at the boy. "Son, you do."

Izuku pouted.

Gran had decided on a simple black shirt with khaki cargo shorts. Izuku was bouncing in his seat as they went over to Yamanashi Prefecture. It was close to where Gran lives and it had decent food for a cheap price. But first he was going to change into some civilian clothing. They got off the train and Izuku grabbed his hand to keep from being separated. Izuku stepped closer to him as they passed a few people. Once at his home Izuku looked the building up and down.

"It's old."

"Well what did you expect? I'm old."

"Oh."

Inside was nicer. He sat Izuku on his couch.

"Alright stay there I'm going to change and then off to the café we go."

"Yeah!" Izuku yelled with both fist up in the air

Gran chuckled walking into his room. He opted for some khaki pants and a blue plaid button up shirt. He placed his special shoes on and took his mask off. He came back and Izuku was not on the couch but looking through a photo album of Nana, Toshinori and himself.

"Grandpa, who is she?"

Gran wanted to tell the boy but couldn't bring himself to do so.

"Well talk about that later. For now let's go eat."

The staff and regulars at the café knew Gran very well. So well in fact that is shocked everyone when he walked in not only out of costume but with a toddler in hand. The boy kept calling him Grandpa. They walked up to the counter.

"Good morning Sakura."

"Good morning Gran. Who is this little guy?"

"HI I'm Izuku. Who are you?"

Sakura cooed at the cute little boy. "I'm Sakura. So, who's kid is he?"

"I'm my daddy's kid and he's grandpa's kid." Izuku answered

"I didn't know you had a son?"

"The big buffoon called Toshinori had a son and didn't bother to tell me."

"What? Your kidding. The nerve of the youngins today."

Gran nodded. "Yeah, anyways we're here for breakfast, any recommendations for Izuku?"

"Oh I have just the thing. You all sit down already while I get it ready and don't you worry about paying."

"Wha? Sakura."

"Come on it's not everyday I get to spoil a kid."

Gran sighed, it was a useless battle with women. He sat Izuku in a booth and sat next to him as he looked around. One of the regulars sent Izuku a wave, to which the boy waved back ecstatically. Sakura came over with a coffee with taiyaki for him and a hot chocolate with hotcakes for Izuku. Izuku looked like heaven on earth. Gran chuckled.

He sighed as the boy put more toys into the already crammed cart. Gran thought it would be a good idea to instead of getting him decent clothing to get him a bunch of toys so he could actually play something. Currently the boy had filled one cart with nothing but Hero and Villain action figures. The other cart was a mixture of puzzles, coloring books, science kits, plushies, stuffed animals,, replica model builds from the pre-quirk era and surprisingly a tea set. Gran sighed until he caught sight of the most wonderful thing ever. The Legos section. He grabbed one and looked at it.

"Did you like Legos growing up?"

Gran smiled at Izuku. "Yeah, I used to build them with my grandfather before he passed. Always loved them."

Izuku had a thoughtful look. He then proceeded to grab 2 jumbo mixed Legos boxes (5lbs each box) and a few Legos sets (Star wars, batman and Lego city). He put his scrawny hands on the cart and tries pushing

"Come on grandpa we have to get home to build all of this."

Gran smiled. Oh he liked this kid.

Mirio had gotten a text that he was supposed to go relieve Gran from babysitting Izuku. Something about grouchy old men. As a backup he brought Tamaki along since he knew about Izuku's case. He had expected a sad Izuku or a miserable Izuku. He didn't expect Izuku and Gran to be in the middle of the lobby building a Lego city for them to defend.

"Um...what's going on?"

"Well since Sir tricked me into babysitting and Toshinori forgot to tell me about his son." Gran gestured to about 40-50 jumbo bags filled to the brim with toys. "I spoiled my grandson a bit."

Mirio looked over at Tamaki who was now building alongside Izuku. He shrugged his shoulders. What can you do?

"What should I help build?"

Sir felt a headache build up in his head. Bubble Girl and Centipeder were too busy laughing in the background. His lobby was now a child's play area with over thousands of toys and Legos everywhere. Mirio, Tamaki and Izuku at least looked a little guilty but Torino, oh no, he had a smug look on his face.

"What did you do?!" Sir growled

"I took the kid out for breakfast, bought him some toys and we ordered lunch and dinner."

"It's 9:10 he should be in bed."

"Bleh, let the kid live a little. Besides you had him on some awful military schedule."

Sir pinched the bridge of his nose. "How much did you spend?"

Gran's smirk grew. Sir felt dread in his stomach.

"Kaoruko, take Izuku up and put him to bed. Gran how much did you spend?"

Bubble Girl and everyone but Gran cleared the room. Gran placed a hand on his chin.

"Just a little under 330,000 yen."

"How much exactly?"

"327,756.80 yen or about 2,960.98 US dollars."

Sirs yell was heard all over Japan.

Sir took another drink from his whisky. Gran had left promising to come back tomorrow to finish the Lego model with Izuku. Mirio stayed the night since it was his turn to watch Izuku the next day. Bubble Girl was putting Izuku to sleep and Centipeder was staring at him.

"What could go wrong? Eh?"

"Shut Up."

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Mirio smiled as his head poked through the wall to look at sleeping Izuku. He cooed at the little boy. He was glad to have chosen the room right next to Izuku's bed so he could wale Izuku up in the most fun way.

"Izuku wakey wakey~!"

Izuku mumbled before opening his eyes. He blinked at Mirio's face sticking out of the wall.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

Bubble Girl grumbled as she dressed Izuku. Centipeder and Sir were scolding Mirio on how to properly wake up a sleeping toddler. Izuku was sniffling and rubbing his eye. Bubble Girl felt bad for Izuku. She picked him up and carried him down stairs. She turned the corner just in time to see Gran smacked Mirio upside the head.

"Boy what were you thinking?"

"I thought he would laugh and find it funny."

"Clearly you didn't think."

Izuku perked up. He wiggled in her arms. She placed him down. Taking off towards the group.

"Grandpa!"

Gran wasted no time turning around, smiling and catching the young boy.

"You're here!"

"Haha of course I am. Didn't I say I was going to be here?"

Izuku laughed as Gran tossed him up. Mirio pouted next to them. Sir looked at his phone only glancing over at them. Centipeder was taking a sneak video of the duo. Once Gran placed Izuku down he turned to Mirio.

"Hey Izuku!"

Izuku pouted and crossed his arms. "Miri-nii scared me."

Everyone (minus Sir's emotionally constipated behind) felt their hearts break. Mirio got on his knees and bowed.

"I'm sorry!"

Sir face palmed, letting out a loud sigh. Everyone looked at him.

"Mirio get up. Midoriya, you can't go around making everyone feel bad about tiny mistakes they have made. Mirio had already been scolded about what he had done there is no need to rub salt in the wound."

Izuku looked down at the floor. Gran stuck his cane into Sir's side.

"Let the kid be he's four."

Izuku looked up at Sir with his lethal puppy dog eyes.

"I'm sorry."

Sir stared at Izuku. It was a battle of the wills. Sir sighed pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Just don't do it again."

With that Sir left, Centipeder and Bubble Girl flanked him as they went to finish (and redo) the budget. Mirio looked at Izuku who was jumping in place as Gran chuckled.

"You show him squirt. Now where should we go to eat?"

"Wait Sir said-"

"Bleh! Sir's a grumpy man."

"Grumpy!" Izuku parroted

"He doesn't know how a child works."

"No, no, no."

"So I grabbed-"

"Wait, Nighteye agency can't take another hit like-"

"Bleh! Who said it was a Nighteye Agencies card. No this is an emergency fund card Toshinori gave me after his first year being a pro. It has more than enough money for his son."

"Yeah!"

Mirio pondered it. It did seem like a good compromise.

"Ok. But I get to choose where we go for breakfast."

"Fine, as long as we go get more Legos."

"Deal."

Mirio felt proud of himself. Gran sighed, shaking his head.

"Did you have to choose this place of all places?"

"Yes who hasn't gone to a McDonald's play place for breakfast. Besides, I'm missing one of the Hero toys from this season's happy meal toys."

Gran sighed. "Fine but if he gets stuck anywhere you're getting him."

"Fair."

Mirio didn't know if to laugh or sigh. So far Izuku had gotten stuck a grand total of 10 times in under an hour. Gran was laughing his butt off as Mirio guided Izuku out of the maze again and down the slide.

"Jesus how many times can you get stuck up there?"

"Where there is a will there's a way."

Both Gran and Mirio sweat dropped at that.

"Ok, lets go. I want to get out of the toy store before a stampede if preschoolers arrive."

Gran felt like he was dying. Mirio and Izuku had filled two carts up with Legos and were now arguing over which Lego set was superior. The old Jurassic park Lego set or the newest All Might Lego set. Surprisingly, Izuku liked dinosaurs before becoming obsessed with heroes. The cashier was giggling at the duo. She looked at Gran.

"I see it was your turn with your Grandkids sir."

"Only one grandkid, the other is the babysitter."

"Awe, how sweet of you. Well, let me just apply the senior discount. That brings your total up to 504,793.52 yen. (4,569.82 us dollars) Will that be cash or credit?"

Gran smiled. "Credit."

Oh the phone call just waiting to happen.

Toshinori felt a little scared when he got the notification that Gran had used his card. He was even more worried when he used it a second time that he had to peek. Blood gushed out of his mouth. Almost 5 thousand dollars at a toy store!? Toshinori called Grans' cell hoping that he hadn't been introduced to his son- he means young Midoriya. Yeah, no son here. No adorable tiny little mop of green hair.

"Hello?"

"H-hello m-master. H-how a-a-are y-you?"

"Oh I'm great. Just spending some time with my grandson."

Toshinori perked up. "I didn't know you had a son."

"Oh yes, I had a student who was my best friend's son and he failed to tell me he had one so I introduced myself. Hey Izuku your daddies on the phone!"

Toshinori felt all the blood in his body freeze. Wait, that means Gran Torino is his father!?

"Daddy! Look Look!"

Toshinori looked at his phone to see Izuku had made a video call. He sighed and opened it up. The first thing he saw was a giant mess of Legos in the background in Nighteye's lobby. Izuku was bouncing in Gran's lap.

"DADDY!"

Toshinori's heart melted. "Hello my boy how are you?"

"I'm having fun with Grandpa and Miri-nii! We're building a city to protect it from villains."

"That's good. Who's your villain?"

"First Is Miri-nii then Grandpa and then me because I'm the best hero ever!"

Toshinori smiled. "That you are my boy but I have to ask are you going to pick up your mess?"

Izuku blushed, rubbing the back of his head. "Maybe?"

Toshinori frowned. "No. Not Maybe. It's yes I will."

Izuku pouted. "Ok daddy."

"Alright run along and help your Miri-nii."

"Ok bye daddy I love you!"

Toshinori blushed but smiled. "Love you to son."

"Well, that was almost sickening."

Toshinori sighed. "Don't spoil him too much."

"Can't make any promises besides I think you have company."

With that Gran hung up. Toshinori was confused until a throat was cleared. Her flinched and turned around. David was standing behind an angry Melissa. Toshinori gulped

"When Were You Going To Tell Me I Had A Cousin!?"

Mirio laughed as Izuku played the part of an evil giant destroying the beautiful Lego city they made. Gran had gone to grab them some lunch from a nearby dumpling shop. Mirio pretends to fall over onto a building.

"Oh no! I've been hit but the All Mighty Izu-kun!"

"You shall never beat me foul hero! For I am-"

"Dumplings are here!"

Izuku dropped everything and ran towards Gran

"Dumplings!"

"Wash your hands boy."

Mirio watched as Izuku ran past his hands in the air.

"Going to wash my hands!"

Mirio laughed as he followed. This must be what it was like to have a younger brother. He walked into the bathroom to help Izuku wash his hands. Together they walked back to the kitchen. Gran had placed the dumplings on the table.

"Miri-nii after we eat can we play with the science kits?"

"Sure!"

"Be careful. Don't want to have Izuku be a mess before bed."

"Don't worry I'm a responsible Miri-nii, nothing bad will happen."

"Why is Izuku covered in slime?" Sir grumbled

Scratch the part about nothing bad happening. Mirio looked down sheepish as he explained how Izuku thought it would be a great idea to make a slime volcano combining the slime kit with the baking soda vinegar volcano kit. Yeah, bad idea. Bubble Girl took Izuku upstairs to shower off the slime. Mirio and Centipeder cleaned up both the slime and the Legos. Sending the slime covered Legos through a strainer before tossing them in a bucket of warm soapy water. Bubble Girl came downstairs.

"Where is Izuku?"

"I ran him a bath while I washed off the slime cover clothing. The clothes are in the dryer now."

"Oh did you pull the battery out of his pants pocket."

Bubble Girl looked confused. "Battery?"

Everyone looked at her before hearing a loud explosion. Their eyes widen.

"Mirio go grab Izuku! Bubble Girl call the fire department! Centipeder, Gran grab the fire extinguishers!"

Mirio phased himself into the ground before propelling himself up to Izuku's room. He stopped short of hitting the ceiling. Izuku was out of his bath with soapy hair grabbing a towel around his tiny body.

"Miri-nii what's wrong!?"

"No time to explain Izuku. Just hold your breath."

Izuku followed orders and held his breath as Mirio grabbed his emergency backpack. He picked the boy up and race out and down the hall. He held the boy tightly as he phased through the wall and into the building next door. He deactivated his quirk and Izuku gasped.

"Miri-nii was that your quirk?"

"Yeah it was but before I can answer that lets go downstairs."

"Ok."

Mirio ran down the stairs to the building and opened the door. Bubble Girl was frantically explaining the situation and what had caused the fire while Sir was on the phone most likely with the neighboring buildings owner. Mirio ran up to an ambulance.

"Can you check Izuku?"

The paramedic asked some questions before looking the boy over. Once given the all clear they regrouped with Sir. He looked exhausted.

"Well, what happens now?" Centipeder asked

"First things first we have to contact UA to come get Izuku's toys to place most of them in his new room. Secondly I have to contact our renovating team to fix the laundry room, which is coming out of your paycheck Bubble Girl." She at least had the decency to look sorry. "But the most important part, where are we sending Izuku?"

"What do you mean?"

"Until the building is completely fixed Izuku can't stay here on top of potential carbon monoxide poisoning. I'm going to my house which is in a child free neighborhood. Bubble Girl and Centipeder both have single bedroom apartments and Grans building is in a deplorable state."

"Hey!"

Mirio tilted his head. "I see...maybe UA-"

"All Might wants to be the first to take his son to UA."

"Right...what about Fatgum Agency?" They looked at Mirio. "Tamaki's told me he has rooms their for interns, a day or two won't hurt to have Izuku there beside Izuku likes Fatgum and Tamaki."

Sir nodded his head. "Ok Centipeder call Fatgum and let him know Izuku is coming over."

"Um...why me Sir?"

"Because I have to Inform his father about what happen."

At that everyone winced. Yeah, mad Dad-Might is not a good idea. Mirio felt a tug on his sleeve. He looked at Izuku

"Can I was the soap out of my hair now?"

Right Izuku's butt naked in a towel.

Chapter Text

Mirio laughed at Izuku's face. Izuku was pouting at the clothing in his emergency backpack. He was currently on a train heading over to Fatgum Agency in Esuha City. It was a bit of a ways out but it was still the best option for Izuku at the moment. But back to Izuku's clothing. He was pouting because it wasn't his All Might Onesie but a green bunny Onesie. Mirio was taking pictures of the pouting Izuku.

"It's not funny Miri-nii."

"But Izuku you look so cute~!"

Mirio hugged him while rubbing his cheek against him.. Izuku struggled against Mirio but ultimately gave up. He pretended to be dead in hopes of gaining freedom.

"Izuku, I know you're not dead."

"But Miri-nii killed me."

"I did not."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"I think we're here Miri-nii?"

Mirio whirled around to see Fatgum and Tamaki standing on the train's platform. Mirio quickly grabbed Izuku's duffle bag and slung it over his shoulder.

"Lets go Izuku."

"Right."

Izuku marched next to Mirio with his bookbag on. They stopped just short of the duo.

"Hey there Mirio." Fatgum responded

Both he and Tamaki were in casual clothing. Fatgum smiled down at Izuku.

"Hey buddy! Haven't seen you in a while, how've you been?"

"I've been good! I got to spend time with Kao-Chan and Juzo-kun and Grandpa and Miri-nii! They also bought me lots of cool toys, especially Legos! Me and Grandpa and Miri-nii built a whole city. And-"

Taishiro smiled as the young boy rambled on and on. Mirio handed over the duffel bag.

"Can't stay?"

"No, Sir wants me to help with moving most of Izuku's toys and clothes over to UA tomorrow."

"Awe but Miri-nii!"

"Ah ah ah! No pouting Izuku I'll be back in the afternoon tomorrow to pick you up."

Izuku pouted but relented. He gave Mirio a quick hug before grabbing Tamaki's hand. Mirio got back on the train heading back to Nighteye Agency. Izuku felt tears well up in his eyes. He rubbed his eyes to keep the tears at bay. He felt someone pick him up.

"Don't worry Izuku you'll see your brother tomorrow."

"I know."

Taishiro felt his heart break a little at the sad look on Izuku's face. Tamaki was standing next to him shaking.

"I-It's ok I-Izuku. I m-miss Miri-nii too."

Izuku looked down at Tamaki. He had a concentrated look on his face. Tamaki gave him a wobbly smile.

*gasp* "It's Tama-nii!"

Izuku launched himself at Tamaki. Tamaki caught the boy. Taishiro watched as they walked back to the agency as Tamaki and Izuku talked about Legos and how to build the best towers. He chuckled to himself. This was the most talking Tamaki had ever done and had it in stutters. Once at his agency they quickly went up to his personal level which had his office, a meeting room, a small kitchen, a traditional bathroom and four bedrooms. One was for himself, the one down the hall was for Tamaki and the one right next to his was for Izuku to sleep in. Tamaki led Izuku to his room while Taishiro walked into his. He had barely made it through the door when a tiny body collided with his calf. He looked down to see Izuku clinging to his calf.

"Izuku what's wrong?"

"I want us all to stay together."

Made sense. He just went through an impromptu fire rescue and dumped somewhere far away without anyone close to him.

"I guess we can all sleep in my room. How's that sound?"

Izuku nodded before running further into his room. Taishiro turned to see Tamaki with his blanket.

"H-He's v-very c-convincing."

Taishiro laughed. "Yeah seems like it."

Tamaki followed him into his room. He stopped as he saw Izuku in the middle of his custom bed. Tamaki hummed and looked around him only to smile. Taishiro's bed is more like 4 king-size beds put together. It's huge and to see Izuku sitting in the center like a little green dot in the sea of covers was cute. He took out his phone and took a picture. That was too cute. He watched Tamaki take the far left side and roll up into a burrito. Taishiro took the left side and pulled the covers up.

"Good Night."

The others mumbled their good nights.

Taishiro wanted to be mad but he couldn't. One of his sidekicks had gone to wake him up when they saw the cutest thing ever. Tamaki had shimmied over to him and was cuddled under his arm while Izuku was sleeping stomach down on his belly. All of them tangled up in a pile of blankets. They had taken 3 pictures from different angles to get everyone's sleeping face. Izuku had then woken up and saw someone new and screamed. Taishiro and Tamaki had awoken in fear and were battle ready...sorta. his sidekick was snickering before taking one last photo. Taishiro was confused until he looked down. Izuku was koala clutching his front. So now he was watching Izuku be fed by his sidekicks while Tamaki hovered to make sure everything was going smoothly. Taishiro looked down at the list Sir Nighteye had given him. He didn't like it. It was very...minimalistic. Izuku couldn't leave the building, he couldn't have sweets between x time and x time, he had a sleep and wake schedule much stricter than most adults he knew. 

"I h-have t-to go."

Taishiro looked up at Tamaki who was holding Izuku. It was a nice change from this first interaction with the sleeping boy.

"I v-volunteered to h-help Mirio at UA w-with Izuku's r-room."

"Oh...ok I'll see you this afternoon when Mirio comes to pick him up then?"

Tamaki nodded as he handed Izuku over. Izuku smiled and waved goodbye to the boy. Taishiro sighed.

"Everything ok?"

Taishiro looked at Izuku who had his head tilted like a confused puppy. Tai smiled at him

"Yeah just trying to decide where we are going for lunch."

"Well I have just the thing for that Fat!"

Taishiro looked at his door to see Hawks and Mirko. Taishiro tilted his head.

"What are you guys doing here?"

"It's Friday!" Hawks chirped "It's Friday Lunch Together!"

Oh, he'd forgotten about that. He noticed that they were both silent and staring down at...oh right.

"Um...did you have a kid overnight or something?" Mirko asked creeping closer

"More like something." Taishiro answers

"so...are you going to tell us?"

"Well…" What was the harm in telling them.

There was a lot of harm. For starters Izuku has now claimed the number 2 and 5 heroes as siblings. Hawks (who had never even interacted long with children) was sitting crisscross on the floor curled around his new sunshine brother. Mirko was pacing the room muttering about how to break into a jail cell to get the guy that had hurt the bean boy. It was common knowledge to all Top 10 heroes that All Might had a 'son' so to speak. A green haired boy by the name of Izuku. If his constant praises about the boy were anything to go by. So many knew the boy in word of mouth only but to meet said boy when All Might tries so hard for them not to. (Something about muttering baby boy charm). Well...both young heroes were smitten with the boy. Taishiro just sighed, this was too much for his tired brain.

"Oh, Rumi-Chan where are we going for lunch?"

Taishiro looked at the clock and it was almost 11. Mirko smiled at Izuku

"Glad You Asked Broccoli Boy! We're going to my favorite beef stew stand."

Izuku cheered while Hawks mirrored him. Taishiro sighed. "Let me get him changed and ready then well go."

Rumi Usagiyama was many things. She was strong, powerful, abrasive, stubborn and many more characteristics. Being a soft dotting sister was not the first thing that came to her mind when describing herself yet here she was. Izuku in her lap, in a booth, at her favorite place, spoon feeding the child. Everyone that worked there was watching in shock. Mirko was being so cute~! She hadn't even touched her food, focusing mainly on Izuku. Keigo was secretly recording the entire ordeal. It was too cute to not be recorded. They each had a big bowl of beef stew (except Rumi who had vegetable stew.) Fatgum had ordered his third one before turning to Mirko.

"Hey maybe I should feed him so you can eat."

"No I'm good."

"But you haven't touched your food."

"It's too hot to eat."

"It's been sitting for 30 minutes."

"It's only been 5."

"Mirko the clock is right behind you we can see time passing."

Mirko hung her head in defeat. "Fine."

She turns to her bowl and scarfs it down in less than a minute. Fat had only gotten 3 spoonful's into Izuku before Mirko snatched the bowl back.

"Ok done."

Both men blinked, then looked at each other and sighed.

Keigo really hated shopping. Apparently, Mirko decided that she wanted Izuku to wear her merchandise and dragged both of them to a hero themed mall. Fatgum had also wanted him to wear some of his merchandise and had wandered off to find some. So now he was in a hero store with Izuku looking at the All Might clothing. He really wished they could go over to the Endeavor section. Izuku was looking between two action figures when a gunshot was heard in the store. Keigo turned into me to see a man point at him and fire. He grabbed Izuku and yanked him down. Keigo looked up with a glare. He went to put Izuku down when he heard it. A sniffle. He looked down at Izuku to see tears in his eyes.

"I'm scared Keigo-Nii."

Keigo will never know what came over him in that second. One moment he's perfectly in control, the next he's holding the three men up by their necks growling. Izuku held tightly in his embrace.

"You picked the wrong time to attack me."

"W-wha?"

"You almost hurt my Baby Brother...maybe I should-"

"Keigo! What happened!?" Mirko yelled running in with Fatgum and some cops

"This bastard shot at me while Izuku was nearby!" Keigo yelled holding Izuku tightly 

Mirko paused. "They WHAT!?"

Mirko turned on the men and started to berate them while Fatgum half heartedly held her back. Keigo looked down at Izuku who looked at him with glistening eyes.

"Thank You Keigo-Nii. You're my hero."

Mirio was glad the day was over. He was bouncing on his feet waiting for the doors of the train to open. Tamaki was standing next to him excited. The doors opened and they both raced back to Fatgum agency. They opened the doors and stopped. Right in the middle of the lobby posing in a Mirko replica suit was Izuku modeling for Mirko, Hawks and Fatgum. This was ok…right?

"Great All Might Is Going To Kill Me."

It was not ok. Izuku was now trending on Twitter due to all three previously mentioned heroes posted pictures of him in cute poses with the captions #herobaby #babybrother.

To make all better now Sirs phone keeps ringing with heroes asking when they could watch the adorable little toddler. Mirio sighed and looked down at his arms where Izuku slept oblivious to the Japanese Baby Pandemic he started. Well, only good thing is tomorrow he spends the whole day with Sir and nothing's standing in their way.

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Sir looked at the email All Might sent. It was multiple word documents placed in a specific order.

The first one was a rant that took 25 pages. In which All Might had wanted to keep Izuku away from the media but apparently Sir had failed to mention it to anyone outside of his Agency. How he was disappointed that Sir had made such an oversight in his judgment that his precious bean baby was now all over the internment like some cute chili model.

The second one was a compiled set of reasons why not just any hero could watch Izuku and he wanted him, Stern Strict Sir Nighteye, to send the 50 page document to every hero that wanted to watch the young boy.

The last one was a demand that for the last day before his return that Izuku had to stay by Sir's side the entire time. No exceptions and a lot of places he could go with his son.

Sir rubbed his forehead. He was currently the only one at Nighteye agency. Both Bubble Girl and Centipeder were called out to help the police. Gran said he had to go do something for All Might. Nezu called Mirio back to school and Ms. Lion extended her time off by one day. All in All, he couldn't escape the brat. Sir sighed looking up at the clock. He had 30 minutes until he had to wake the boy up. He groaned as he looked at Izukus dietary sheet.

Sir looked down at the Izuku who was awake and dressed in a special limited run All Might Onesie. Kid had taste, Sir could give him that. He motioned for Izuku to follow him.

"What are we doing today?"

"We are going to eat breakfast and then I'm going to do some paperwork while you do some homework."

"Oh...anything else?"

"No."

Izuku bit the inside of his cheek. That sounds boring. Sir picked him up and sat him at the already set table and placed a breakfast in front of him.

"Whats this?"

"It is a Sunny Side up egg with toast, bacon and 2 pancakes. It is your...fathers favorite breakfast."

Izuku nodded, taking a bite of the precut pancakes. He hummed.

"This is good."

"Thank you."

Sir sighed as Izuku moved around the floor of his office. Izuku's homework was really just some coloring books, a word search and a couple puzzles. He'd gotten bored about an hour into the work. Now he was just laying on his back and pushing himself with his legs all over his floor. Sir sighed again when Izuku's head thumped against the walk on the far left side of him.

"Izuku."

Izuku sat up pouting. "I'm bored. I want to go outside."

"After the last two times you went outside, no."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please!?"

"No Izuku and nothing is-"

Sir stopped as his phone rang. He composed himself before answering.

"Thank you for-"

"Did you forget?"

Sir blinked. "Forget what?"

"Its Underground hero lunch meet up."

Sir cursed in his head. "I did not I was just-"

"Everyone already said the kid could come."

"That's not-"

"Aizawa already agreed to pick you both up so he'll be there in 20. See you soon!"

The line went dead. Izuku looked at him with big round eyes.

"It seems we have a lunch meeting with other underground heros."

Izuku did a silent, tiny fist bump. Sir groaned, this was going to be a long day.

Long day indeed. Sir had dressed Izuku in a button up blue plaid shirt with black dress pants. He should have just let him dress himself because the girls won't stop praising the little brat. Ms. Joke, Midnight and Starlight were just feeding into the boy's ego. Meanwhile, Vlad, Brave, Aizawa and Rock Lock teased him for having been reduced to a babysitter.

"You have to admit, he's calm." Brave said taking a sip of his tea

"He's a nightmare."

"Can't be that bad. If anything I hope my son is at least half as calm as him when he gets to that age."

Sir glared at Rock Lock. He looked over at the boy with fond eyes. Sir felt a tap on his shoulder. Aizawa motioned for him to follow. They walked out into the back alleyway. Sir waited for Aizawa to start.

"What is your problem with my student?"

Sir looked at Aizawa. Was he seriously asking him that? He should know why seeing as how he calls the boy a problem child.

"The boy is arrogant and untamed. He always believes himself as right and refuses to work with-"

"What the hell?"

Sir looked at Aizawa. He was clearly taken aback by Sir's statement.

"What-"

"Are you even listening to yourself? That's not Midoriya."

"Clearly he is seeing how he always finds himself in unsavory situations.'

Aizawa glared at him. "Because his heart is in the right place. He charges into battle with a strong vindication about what's right and what's wrong."

Sir scoffed. "Clearly you are blinded by him."

Aizaw gave a drive laugh. "I'm blind? Oh no. Clearly you're letting whatever happened between you and the bumbling oaf of Toshinori blind you."

Sir straightened up. "Don't talk about-"

"Toshinori. Toshinori places 100% of his faith and trust behind him! He cares for the boy to the point he is letting him call him his father!"

"Toshinori is just blinded by the boys false-"

Sir was suddenly slammed into the wall. He looked at Aizawa. His quirk was activated and he had a snarl on his face.

"Don't ever call my student false again."

He let Sir go and turned to the door to walk back into the building.

"If I find out that you in any way shape or form hurt my problem child." Aizawa turned to level an ice cold glare at Sir "All Might Will Be The Last Of Your Worries."

Izuku looked up at the detective. The detective in question looked between the boy and the man that brought him along. Sir looked around the precinct, refusing to look at anyone.

"Aizawa spoke to you?"

"More like a threat."

"And this was your response?"

Both men looked at Izuku, who was wrapped in head to toe, in bubble wrap. Naomasa sighed picking the boy up.

"And after you wrapped him up you brought him to a police station to refresh my memory, entertain him?"

Sir sighed before nodding. "I believe the young br-boy would like to see how a hero interrogates a suspect, a victim and a witness."

"You do know that Sunasa isn't going to be happy with you."

"I can live with that."

"Fine...but getting him out of this is ridiculous!"

Izuku watched as Sir attempted to interrogate the suspect with little success. Sunasa had come by and adored the attention the young boy gave him before duty called him away. Izuku had a notebook with barely legible letters open in front of him. Sir gave up and called for a break before attempting again. Izuku watched as Naomasa and Sir talked about the man and left the room. Izuku stayed seated before noticing that the man looked a bit bored. Maybe...maybe he could do the interrogation! Izuku smiled at himself as he went to the door and opened it.

Shocks expected many things when the interrogation room door opened. What he didn't expect was some toddler opening the door and walking across from him and placing a notebook in front of himself. He situated himself before smiling brightly at him.

"Hi! I'm officer Tiny. I'll be interrogating you today. How are you?"

Shocks blinked. "Im...fine?"

"That's good. I hope they weren't too rough when they brought you in. That would be mean."

"Yeah, that would kid. Say aren't you a little young to be an officer."

"Aren't you a little old to break the rules?"

"Ok...fair."

"See, so let's start with your name?"

"Shocks."

"Age?"

"34."

"Occupation?"

"Umm...thief?"

"Ok. Now let's start with the incident. Can you tell me why you choose to rob that particular location?"

"Well, it belongs to some rich guy who always screws over everyone."

"I see. So you thought that since it was technically stolen money first you would steal it back...right?"

"Yeah basically. Besides, it was the quickest way to pay off my wife's hospital bill."

"Oh you're married?"

"Yeah, wife and two kids. Ones about your age. Sweet as a button kids like you."

"Thank you for the compliment. May I ask what medical problems your wife is having?"

"Infection of a cesarean."

"Oh...infections are bad. So, villainy?"

"Yeah, besides our landlord upped our rent so basically we have little to no money for the kids or food."

"Did he tell you before he up the rent?"

"What?"

"Your landlord can't just up the rent without informing you. That's not right?"

Shocks blinked again. This kid.

"-and I think that would be our best angle to get him to cooperate." Sir finished discussing with Naomasa

"That sounds about-"

"Where Izuku?"

Both men looked at a terrified Sunasa. He was looking around the two.

"Where is he?"

"He's...not with us?" Sir said looking around

"I think we left him in the interrogation room."

All three men paled. It was a race back to the room. They felt their hearts drop at the might that beheld them. Izuku was in the room with an Electric quirk user. Sir burst through the door

"Izu-"

"So, it sounds to me like they would have to reduce your time in jail due to unfair treatment."

"Think so kid."

Izuku nodded before turning to look at Sir. "I found out a lot."

Oh dear.

Sir placed his head on his desk. Izuku was currently sleeping on the couch in his office. One more hour before Mirio or one of the others could take the boy. He wasn't built for babysitting, especially not a hyper intelligent hyper aware child like Izuku. It hurt to think how this day could have ended up worse. First is the need to learn. Then Aizawa threatens him. Then Naomasa tries to subtly get Izuku to change his future mind on being an officer and Sunasa gives all three of them an earful. Izuku whimpered from where he was sleeping. Sir got up and looked over the child. He was showing clear signs that he was in a nightmare. Slowly shaking the boy, Sir tried to rouse the young toddler. It looked like it wasn't working when the boy suddenly shot up screaming. Tears were raining down his cheeks. Sir quickly picked the boy up and tried to sooth him. (He may not like the boy but that didn't mean he had to leave him in distress.) Izuku took a while but through his tears he heard the words stop, I'm sorry and I'm useless. About 5 minutes after the start Izuku had calmed down into sniffles and silent tears. Sir sat down on his couch.

"Izuku?"

"Hmm?"

"What was-"

"I remembered my father."

"Toshi-"

"No. My father's father."

"Did...did he hurt you?"

"I think he was mad. He called me useless. Quirkless. I was scared."

The boy turned his head into Sir's chest. Sir felt his heart hurt. It was clear he forgot one crucial thing about Midoriya. The fact that he was quirkless before All Might gave him OFA. Sir sighed.

"Your father was stupid."

"Stupids a bad word."

Sir chuckled while rocking the boy. Maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

Mirio snickered behind his hand as he took several pictures. He had walked into Sirs office to see Sir laid out on his couch with Izuku on his chest under his Suits coat. Izuku was snuggled in sucking his thumb while Sir had a faint smile on his face. Sir was just being a big baby. Now let's hope Sir doesn't kill him when his picture starts trending on Mirio's Twitter.

Chapter Text

Yeah, Sir was mad. You see, Miro sent the picture to Bubble Girl and Centipeder. Then Bubble Girl wanted to jump on the #babyhero trend and posted the picture tagging every hero in her contacts. Even going as far as to give Mirio the credit of taking the picture. It was so cute that Best Jeanist sent over a custom made Sir Nighteye cosplay outfit for him to pose in. And pose he did.

Ms. Lion was the first to find the box and squealed in joy. She showed Bubble Girl, who snuck upstairs and woke Izuku up. After having a 'reluctant' Mirio help feed and dress the boy they had their photo shoot. Each person had their personal best choice.

For Ms. Lion, it was the one with Izuku sitting at her receptionist desk pretending to answer the phone. Centipeder's choose was the one with Izuku 'glaring' at the camera with his best Sir impression. Bubble Girl chose the one with Izuku smiling over his shoulder mid twirl. Mirios personal choice was the one where Izuku copied Sir's fighting pose.

It was fun until they saw Sir glaring at them. It turns out Bubble Girl was still posting the 'best of the best' photos of Izuku on her Twitter. Izuku looked up at the frozen adults and followed their gaze.

"Uncle Mirai!"

Izuku dropped his pose and ran over to his Uncle. ( Everyone, minus Sir, looked at Bubble Girl to confirm she had recorded the scene. She did .) Sir crouched down with his arms open and picked the boy up.

"Good Morning Izuku. Did you sleep well? Have you been fed yet? Did you agree to this…"

Sir questioned Izuku for a few seconds more making sure the boy was OK. One night and Sir Nighteye was whipped by a baby. Completely under the baby Izuku charm. Once assured that the boy was fine he turned to the adults with a hardened gaze.

"Now can someone explain to me why Izuku now has a fan club?"

"Wait What!?"

All of them pulled out their phones to see a recently formed Baby Izuku fan club. The president of said hero club was none other than Mirko with co-founder Hawks. They had been collecting all the Baby Izuku pictures on the internet and placing them conveniently in one spot. It had over 6 thousand members and was climbing steadily. Bubble Girl sweat drops as the others pull out their phones to join. She also joined and noticed that Sir was one of the first hundred to join.

"Sir how was it that you were one of the first Hundred to join? Hmmm?"

Sir coughed. "That is of no concern. For now we only have Izuku for another hour until Eraserhead comes to pick him up."

"What why!?"

"He is going to be picking up Toshinori at the airport along with some guests. Besides it's been 6 whole days since Izuku saw his father."

"Daddy's Coming Home!?"

"Yes and henis bringing our brother David and your Cousin Melissa along too."

"Yeah! I get to see more family other than Uncle Mirai and Miri-nii and - and Keigo-nii!"

Sir smiled at the enthusiastic young man. '

"Correct now let's get your little suitcase ready for when Grumpy old Eraserhead gets here while everyone else gets to work."

Everyone else groaned but complied. Sir smirked and took Izuku up to his office. Izuku looked around and noticed his bookbag and a small suitcase.

"You lied."

"Of course. They got to spend the most time with you before now it's my turn."

"Oh….OK!"

Aizawa was going to kill everyone. First, Izuku gets hit with a quirk. Then, Sirs Agency decided to go crazy with Baby Izuku fever. Then, he has to threaten Sir after he notices him treating Izuku with disdain. Now the entirety of Japan if not the world is going crazy over the cute baby hero who apparently has multiple family members in the hero industry. Now, he not only had to pick up Izuku and All Might but he has to pick up Mr. Shield, his daughter while Mic and Midnight tag along after begging Nezu to let them tag along. Aizawa really was close to killing someone. Currently, Hizashi and Nemuri were arguing about who Izuku would like more.

"Obviously I'm the one he's going to like more since I'm a radio host!"

"No, I'm going to be the most liked because I'm fun Auntie Nemuri!"

Aizawa's grip on the wheel tightened as they both stopped and squealed at Nighteye Agency. He could barely park the car before they both jumped out and ran up the steps. Aizawa followed, rubbing his forehead. The idiotic duo that he called friends were squealing at the many mang pictures of Izuku. Aizawa sighed and walked all the way up to Nighteye's office.

"And so the wolf huffed and puffed and blowed….down….can I help you?"

Aizawa blinked. Yeah, no. When he said for Sid to read his student better he didn't mean to suddenly develop Baby Izuku fever. Aizawa watched as Izuku basically vibrated in one spot.

"Mido-"

"I GOT TO BE A DETECTIVE FOR A DAY AND INTERROGATED A VILLAIN!"

What ? "What!?"

Izuku smiled obliviously at Sirs horrified expression.

"Yeah! Uncle Mirai and Uncle Naomasa left the room and I took over interrogating Shocks."

Aizawa's hair started to float. Sir was slowly backing away.

"Who is Shocks?"

"Shocks is a 35 year old thief that had a wife and w kids and was unjust-injust- wronged by his landlord who raised his rent without letting him know."

Aizawa's glare hardens. "Izuku call your brother to take you to go meet some of my friends. I have to talk with your uncle."

"Ok. Bye Uncle Mirai I'll see you downstairs. Miri-nii!"

Izuku flew out of the room as Aizawa stalked Sir. Sir gulped in fear.

Izuku looked at the two new heros with wide sparkly eyes. Nemuri and Hizashi cooed at the young boy. The others took pictures of the sweet boy who was now questioning the heros. Aizawa came downstairs with Sir trailing behind him. Sir looked a little shifty eyed as Aizawa cleared his throat. Everyone looked over.

"Good. Now Izuku we are leaving as your fathers plane shall be arriving in exactly 5 hours and he left specific instructions to take you out sightseeing."

Izuku cheered, grabbing his little suitcase and slightly struggling to get it to the door. The other heros were of no help as all they did was take pictures and videos of the boy. Sir cleared his throat.

"I believe it would be wise to help the boy."

"No I got it." Izuku shouted back

The group ( minus Aizawa ) all melted at the little boy's determination. So they allowed him to carry his suitcase all the way to the trunk of the car. Aizawa places the suitcase in the car. He turned to Sir who had followed them outside.

"I'll let you know what All Might decides. Also warn Naomasa that he's next when I see him."

Sir nodded. "All right. Also they are fighting over Izuku again."

Aizawa turned to see Mic and Midnight whisper yelling about who would sit in the back with Izuku. Aizawa groaned.

Both Nemuri and Hizashi were pouting. Why ? Aizawa decided to not drive and instead sit in the back with Izuku. Mic was driving while Nemuri sulked on the passenger seat.

"Uncle Zawa?"

Aizawa's eyes snapped open from where he was sleeping. He side eyed Izuku.

"Yes?"

"How long do we have until we meet up with Daddy?"

"Hmm….another 4and a half hours. Why?"

"Can we stop by the Sakura trees? I want pictures for Daddy."

Without a second's hesitation Mic turns the car onto the dirt road. And off they go. Aizawa grumbling the whole way there.

After a billion pictures of Izuku posing and uploading which cause Aizawa to scold them. Nemuri was at the wheel watching as Izuku and Mic played a game of I Spy. Aizawa looked down at his watch. 3 and a half hours to go. Now no stopping and they could sightsee in…

Grumble .

Everyone turned to look at Izuku who held his tummy.

"I'm hungry."

"Ok There are some snacks under-"

"I know a place that has the best food!"

Nemuri then swerved to the left hard and hit the gas. Aizawa and Hizashi grabbed on for dear life while Izuku just whoo hoo'd the whole way there.

Aizawa had dragged his friends over to a slightly secluded bathroom hallway while Izuku ran in the ball pit with the other kids. Aizawa glared at them.

"Well?"

"Ok we got carried away but in all fairness Izuku is adorable."

"Little Listener is so sweet."

Aizawa opened his mouth to say something but a waitress came into the back.

"Um excuse me but are you the guardians of a little green haired boy with freckles?"

"Yes why?" Nemuri asked

"He just walked out with a school class and got on the bus."

All three adults looked at each other before cursing.

"Shit." "Damnit!" "Crap!"

All three heros raced out of the building. Mic came back to pay and grabbed their stuff. None noticed that Nemuri's wallet was missing as was Izuku's bookbag.

Chapter Text

Izuku hummed as he got off the bus at the train station. He waved back to the bus driver. He opened the wallet he snatched from Midnight's purse. He had heard from one of the older boys that they were holding an in person raffle for a limited edition set of the top ten heros. So the only logical solution was to go go to the location and put his name in the raffle. Besides it makes it easier for him as the raffle is at the airport that daddies coming in on so Izuku will be where he needs to be.

"One ticket to Tokyo please."

Hizashi was terrified for the little listener. They had in total gone to all the schools in the surrounding area and those that had visited the location but no one had seen Izuku. Aizawa looked close to murdering everyone in the close vicinity. Oh where could he be!?

"Hizashi did you grab my wallet?"

"No."

"My wallets missing."

Aizawa turned to Hizashi. "Where's Izuku's backpack?"

"It wasn't with the rest of our things. It's possible that they took them with him."

"Why my wallet? It's not like he needs money."

"Or maybe he does. Nemuru check where your card was last used."

Nemuri pulled out her phone. Aizawa paced alongside the sidewalk.

The problem child was smart. Even at his young age he was smart. His mother had warned everyone that he was smart and sneaky but to leave unannounced.

"I got it. He bought a train ticket."

"Ok to the station!"

Izuku looked out the window as many fields and buildings passed by. He loved the train. It was fast and efficient. Izuku turned around when someone sat down next to him. They were on the phone.

"No I'm not spending food money on games Tomura!"

Izuku tilted his head at the strange man beside him. He looked strange. His face was covered in burns and he seemed stressed. He growled something at the man on the phone before hanging up. The man sighed leaning back. Izuku tapped his shoulder. The man jumped and turned to look at him.

"What brat?"

"You can spend my aunt's money on games she won't be mad."

" Oh really kid. Geez thanks ...what was your name brat?"

"Izuku Midoriya. And yeah she won't mind because she's not here. I took her wallet to get a train ticket to go to the Tokyo mall to put my name in a raffle to win a set of the top ten heros."

The man's eyes had widened. "D-did you say your name was Izuku Midoriya?"

"Yep. Why?"

" Fuck ."

Izuku tilted his head. "What does fuck mean?"

Nemuri wanted to punch the teen in front of her so badly. This dimbass of a child let a toddler, a fucking toddler, buy a ticket and board a train without and adult just because he couldn't care enough. Hizashi was currently talking to the boys manager while she sat in the car waiting. She was driving now. Aizawa was on the phone with someone. Hizashi came back in as did Aizawa.

"Well?"

"The manager said all he could do was send a message to the Tokyo train station to stop him if they see him."

Nemuri punched the steering wheel. " Dammit ."

"Lets go the faster we get there the batter. I contacted Joke to see if she could find him."

The two heros looked at Aizawa.

"Joke?"

"She mentioned she was going to Tokyo mall to get something."

If Nemuri wasn't afraid for Izuku she would probably tease Aizawa. So she hit the gas on the car and sped off.

" Nemuri !" " Ahhhh !"

Dabi groaned for the longest. The kid had basically attached himself to him. It turns out that when a group of older women turn to scold them the Midoriya kid turned to him and clung to the front of his hoodie. Now, even after they ran off the train in Tokyo Izuku still hung onto him. He had walked Izuku into the mall and they were waiting in line for the stupid raffle. Izuku would peak up at him and smile but refused to be put down. They made it to the front where the man asked for the name.

"Izuku Midoriya."

"Ok they will announce the results at 4 ok."

"Yes sir."

With that Dabi stepped out of the line.

"Ok now let me go kid."

"No, I want to follow Nii-san."

Dabi felt a blush rise on his face. "Kid I'm not your brother."

"Yes."

"No!"

"YeS!"

" NO !"

" YESSSSSSSS !"

Dabi and Izuku were panting at each other from their screaming match. Dabi groaned and gave up. Fine he wants to hang out with a criminal then fine but first chance he gets he's leaving the kid with a hero. He took Izuku into a few stores to spend Midnight's money. He got a lot of essentials for the base and was actually enjoying the little brats company.

"Nii-chan I'm tired."

"Ok lets-"

" IZUKU !"

Dabi whirled around and noticed Pro Hero Ms. Joke. Dabi was about to attack when Izuku yawned. Dabi looked between the boy and Joke. He didn't want to but Izuku couldn't stay with him.

"Look, take the kid and let me leave. He's a good kid. I'd hate to have someone fight his newest Nii-san."

Joke looked torn for a second before nodding. Dabi led Izuku to Joke and handed him over. Joke quickly picked him up. Dabi turned around walking away. Now all he had to do was not tell anyone in the league that their first plan had worked.

Aizawa, Hizashi and Nemuri almost collapsed when they saw Joke cradling Izuku. Two of the said adults grabbed the sleeping boy to check him over. Joke pulled Aizawa aside.

"Dabi was with him. He didn't seem to want to hurt Izuku vut be on alert. The league knows about Izuku now ."

Chapter Text

"Don't you think you're going a little too far Sho?"

"He's right. This seems a little excessive even for you."

"He is a magnet for disaster. He should be happy this is the worst I'm willing to do while we wait for his father."

Aizawa was standing in front of the exit for the private planes waiting for the great big oaf and Mr. Shield and his daughter to arrive. People kept stopping fo point and look at him. The reason was strapped to his back completely wrapped up in his capture weapon. Izuku had his body cocoond in Aizawa's capture weapon. His cheek was pressed up against his back while he slept. Aizwa was hunched over to let the boys head lull onto his back while his capture weapon was basically used as a back wrap to carry Izuku. Nemuri had taken a small video of when Aizawa had wrapped the boy up. Him muttering about problem children, grey hands and early death of him. Hizashi had offered to take the boy but Aizawa just glared at him. Joke had decided to come along with them after she had been informed on what was going on. She also said she wanted to see if she could get adopted into the mini-Might family by Izuku.

So there you have it. Aizawa is done with Baby Izuku. Hizashi is trying to be a supportive friend. Nemuri is feeding the other heros more baby Izuku content on her Twitter. Ms. Joke is there to try and sneak her way into the family. All while people stare at them and point out the currently trending baby Hero.

Toshinori fears very little in this world. One of the few things he does fear is an angry female. So when Melissa asked (bullied) him if they could go see her new baby cousin, he couldn't say no. What he didn't expect was for David to say they were temporarily moving to Japan to be closer to family. When Toshinori pulled David aside he confessed that Melissa planned everything before telling him. Going as far as switching to UAs support course for her time in Japan. Toshinori tried to explain to her that he didn't want to put an even bigger target on his son's back but Melissa made one valid point.

"You placed the biggest target on his back when you allowed for him to call you Daddy."

"She's right, you've even started calling him your son. In fact, since he was turned into a child people have started calling him your son." David added from his spot beside them

"Well, it's just that-"

"Admit it to yourself." David said looking over at him "you see the boy as your son. Plain and simple."

"Besides, if his mom is single you know you could always-"

"Melissa!"

Toshinori felt his face flush a deep red as he sputtered out blood and words. Melissa looked out of the window and squealed.

"Looks were so close to landing. Do you think he's here? Do you think he will like my gift to him? Will he give me a cute name like everyone else?"

Toshinori sighed while David chuckled.

Toshinori didn't know if to laugh at or scold Aizawa. He had his son wrapped up in his capture weapon. He had a so done look on his face. Melissa was standing next to him squealing about how cute Izuku looked.

"What-"

"UA Now."

With that Aizawa plopped Izuku into Toshinori's arms and walked off. He looked at everyone else.

"What happened?"

"Long story big guy. Long Story." Hizashi replied

Toshinori felt his eye twitch. First, Mirai failed. Then, Mirai's sidekicks failed. Then, Fatgum, Mirko and Hawks Failed. Now Aizawa Is Failing To Keep His Son Safe! What the hell!?

"How did you lose a toddler that was not even ten feet from you all!?"

He was glad that he had allowed Melissa to take Izuku to his room. David had an arm out in front of him to keep him from throttling the three heros. Aizawa had barely even moved at his outburst while Hizashi and Nemuri had both hidden behind Aizawa for protection.

"He's Izuku Midoriya. Class 1-A's problem child. He is a magnet to danger, villains and victims. It is not my fault that he is well known for finding his way into trouble."

"Izuku-"

"Uncle Might!"

Melissa ran into the room. She was panting and red faced, tears streamed down her face.

"Izuku-Kun is Missing!"

Aizawa turns to look at All Might. "You were saying."

Chapter Text

Nezu watched as his entire staff ran around the empty building looking for Midoriya. He sat in his chair sipping his tea.

"How long until they realize you are here with me?"

"I don't know...hours?"

Nezu looked over at Izuku, who had found his secret passages and ended up in his office. He was now sitting on the floor right next to him working on a puzzle. Nezu smiled as he turned to look at his monitors. This should be fun.

Team One: Outside

Hound Dog sniffed the ground ounce again. Nothing. Just that the smell is from when Izuku first arrived. Not too far from him Vald King was looking in the bushes to  see if Hound Dog had missed any spots. They had no luck Ectoplasm walked up to them shaking his head.

"Anything?"

"Nothing."

Ectoplasm sighed before becoming goo again. Hound Dog put his nose to the ground again in hopes of finding a fresh scent trail to follow.

Team Two: Cafetería

Lunch Rush had made a mess of his kitchen. He had pulled out every single possible hiding spot for Izuku. Recovey Girl had come along and was checking all around the cafeteríato see if she could find Izuku. Sadly no luck for either of them.

Team Three: Support Labs

Power Loader and Cementoss were checking the support and science labs to make sure Izuku hadn't got hurt will any of the chemicals or equipment. They too had no luck finding Izuku.

Team Four: Hallways (Bottom Up)

Hizashi ran up and down the halls looking and shouting for the little listener. He felt panic that's something or someone hurt his nephew….OK where did that come from? Any ways he turned a corner and almost yelled in Nemuri's face.

"Did you find him?!?"

"No. I didn't, did you?"

Hizashi shook his head.

"All right level 2 clear moving up one."

Team Five: Hallways (Top Down.)

"I don't think he's up here."

"I think I can ageee."

Thirteen and Snipe both closed the door to the art rooms closet. Yeah, no one wants to see scray costume faces in their own.

"Lets never talks about this again"

"Agreed."

Team Four: Dormitories

Aizawa watched as Toshinori bawled his eyes out about losing his baby. Aizawa sighed as David tried to console the giant bawling baby.

"I don't unded stand how he got out without me noticing." Melissa mumbled next to Aizawa

"Have you checked the room?"

"Only the obvious places."

"Hmm."

Aizawa turned and walked up the stairs to look over the room. He spotted the desk slightly slanted. He crouched down and noticed the vent was removed.

"Shit."

Aizawa got up and ran out of the building. Je grabbed a walkie takie and shouted.

"I know where Izuku is!"

Nezu's Office

Izuku rubbed his eyes tiredly. Nezu chuckled that the boy now leaning against his side. He normally doesn't let anyone touch him but Izuku was an exception. Just like his mom.

For the past 3 hours they had been working on some simple analysis of minor heros and it was amazing.

Izuku had an amazing talent for picking people quirks apart. Somethong Nezu couldn't wait to foster. he heard the pounding of may foot falls heading towards his room. So Nezu placed his hands on Izuku's ears.

The door slammed open with All Might standing in his buff form.

"Where Is My Son Nezu!?"

"Oh, he's right here Toshinori. He gas been for the ast 3 hours."

All Might looked close to blowing a gasket when he snatched Izuku away from Nezu.

"Thank you for finding him sir but next time tell us so that we don't spend hours looking for him in a panic frenze."

"Only if you allow for me to personally teach Izuku."

The whole staffs eyes widen as Nezu smiled up at All Might who was frozen I fear.

"He has such a brilliant mind. It would be a waste not to... nurture it."

All Might looked at Izuku then Nezu before running away.

" ASK HIS MOM !"

Nezu just cackled madly.

Toshinori deflated as soon as he got to his room. He placed Izuku on the bed and quickly changed himself and Izuku. It was a stressful afternoon but it was all good. He had his son back in his arms. Thats all that matters. With these thoughts All Might fell asleep. Cuddling with Izuku, much like a parent would do. Now all that's left to do is introduce Izukj to class 1-A and set up a watch schedule.

Chapter Text

The next morning Toshinori woke up to Izuku poking his face. Toshinori smiled at the boys antics

"Good Morning Young Midoriya. Did you sleep well?"

Izuku nodded his head. Toshinori smiled wider. He slowly pushed himself up. He looked over at his phone which said that Izuku could miss homeroom but had to be present for English. Slowly rising from the bed Toshinori held out his arms for Izuku. Izuku quickly scrambled into his awaiting arms. Toshinori hummed walking towards the small kitchenette in his dorm. He could show up a little bit before homeroom ended to introduce Izuku to the class again.

Aizawa felt like killing someone. They had left him on charge of telling his class what had happen to Izuku. So far everyone was here except Bakugo and Midoriya.

"Where is Bakugo?"

"Oh, his parents took him on a months trip to model some teen designs they made."

Aizawa sighed. "Very well. Listen up!"

The entirety of the class got quiet.

"Good. Now as you may have noticed Midoriya is not present in class today. The reason for Midoriya's current absence is that he was hit by a quirk during his work studies."

The class broke out into chaos.

"Is Midoriya ok?" "Did he break more bones?" "Did he make it to the hospital?" "Will he be joining us for the rest of the day?"

" Silence !" Aizawa yelled, quirk activated "Now the next person to speak before I'm done will be expelled understand."

"Yes Aizawa-Sensei!"

"Now as for Midoriya. He was hit with a deaging quirk and he's now a 4 year old. Because of this the staff have decided to pair up a student with Izuku everyday to help him keep up his school work. We have split each day into two shifts with an adult handling breakfast, lunch, nights and weekends. It is your responsibility to keep track of him and to make sure he is ok. Do we understand?"

"Yes Sensei!"

"Good your turns are listed on this paper. Now remember who comes after you so when it's time to switch your hand then off to the correct person."

Immediately the class got up to check their assigned time and who was right behind them. Once everyone had looked over the sheet they sat down.

"Good. Now, All Might was left as Midoriya's guardian by Midoriya's Mother. He should be here soon to set down some ground rules."

Everyone turned to each other before looking at the door as heavy foot falls could be heard. The door slammed open

" We Are Here !" All Might and Izuku both yelled

Izuku was on All Might's shoulders holding onto his long fringe area of hair. He was dressed in a mini UA high school uniform. Everyone had their phones out and were quick to take pictures of Izuku and All Might. All Might walked to the podium and set Izuku down on Aizawa's desk.

"Good Morning Students!"

"Good Morning All Might Sensei!"

"Now I know Aizawa has told you about Young Midoriya's predicament so I shall skip over that and give you all the rules to follow when taking care for my- Midoriya."

All Might turned to the chalkboard behind him.

" Number One: Do not let Midoriya out of your sight. If you do you may never find him again.

Number Two: All Assignments given to Izuku must be done by him. Meaning you can't just give him the answers all the time.

Number Three: don't write out his work for him. He is at a stage where he is learning to write and allow him to do so.

Number Four: No Foul Language in front of Izuku. His brain is like a sponge and he's going to soak it up.

Number Five: You are not allowed to leave campus with Izuku without an Adult accompanying you. This is for the safety of both of you.

Number Six: Do Not Feed Him Only Junk Food. A treat every once in a while is ok but not every single time he asks.

Number Seven: He is not allowed to watch any movies or TV until after his homework is done.

Number Eight: If Izuku is to get hurt while playing or some other mondaine thing he is to go to Recovery Girl immediately.

Number Nine: The support labs, gvms and chemistry labs are all off limits. I see even one of you near there with Izuku and you shall face dire consequences.

Number Ten: Remember Izuku doesn't remember any of you so be calming your approach so as to not spook him.

That should be all for now...who was watching him first?"

"That would be me All Might Sir!"

Iida stood up and walked to the front of the class. He turned to Izuku.

"Hello Midoriya, I am Tenya Iida class representative of class 1-A. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance again Midoriya."

Midoriya blinked his eyes twice before a giant grin appeared on his face.

"I like you. You're funny."

To this day everyone in UA wondered where the high pitch deafening squeals came from.

Chapter Text

Iida - Art:

Today in art they were starting their first projects. An artwork that represents you. Iida was confident with his babysitting of Izuku. The boy had been calm and obedient all morning long. In fact he even got a second grade math problem right. Iida was on cloud nine with his spectacular job of keeping Izuku safe...too bad this is Midoriya we are talking about.

"Izuku Wait No!"

Just as he said that Izuku squished a bottle of paint sending a jet of pink paint onto Iida. Izuku then blinks before full on belly laughing at Iida causing everyone else to giggle and laugh too.

"Hehe, looks like Izuku got you Iida." Uraraka commented

"On the bright side he didn't grab the glitter." Denki said

"Oh Gilitter!"

"Wait Izuku no!"

Everyone glared at Denki as the bottle of glitter in Izuku's hands exploded out. Izuku just sat on the desk laughing. Midnight came back into her classroom to see everyone covered in glitter, with Iida dripping paint off his front. Izuku just giggled like a mad man.

Lunch:

Toshinori expected many things from Izuku's first day of school...but to see Iida covered in paint and glitter was not one of them. Iida dragged his body into the teacher's lounge. He then plopped a glitter covered Izuku on the couch next to All Might before dragging his body out of the lounge.

"What did you do to Iida my boy?"

"I accidentally sprayed him with paint and covered the whole class in glitter.."

Toshinori sighed. "Izuku please stop trying to break your fellow classmates minds."

"No promises."

After Lunch:

Uraraka waved goodbye to her friends as she walked towards the dorms with Izuku in tow. Since Izuku isn't allowed near the gyms they allowed for her to miss out on hero training this afternoon. They walked into the common area.

"Well, first things first let's give you a bath. We can't have you covered in glitter now can we?"

"No! I don't want to!"

Uraraka barely blinked before Izukj took off running.

"H-hey! Izuku!"

It took about 30 minutes but Uraraka finally caught and bathed Izuku. The boy pouted the whole time during the bath. Izukj still pouted at Uraraka even after he was dried and had on some All Might PJ'S.

"So...what should we do Izuku?"

"Food!"

"You hungry?" Uraraka asked confused (mainly at his angry little voice, what it was just a bath)

"I want cake!"

"Ok, ok. We can do that. Now let's see."

"That wasn't so bad."

"Um...chaco-chan?"

"Hmm."

"You got cake everywhere."

Uraraka looked around and noticed that the entire kitchen had spots of uncooked cake mix sticking to the walls.

"Eh, I can clean it up later."

"Ok."

With that they dug into their cake.

Iida didn't know if to scold or if to just give up. In the time the class was doing hero training Uraraka and Izuku somehow turned the common area into a war zone. Apparently, Uraraka thought that babysitting Izuku ment they could build forts and have pillow fights in zero gravity. Uraraka rubbed the back of her head.

"On the bright side, Izuku had fun. Right?"

"Uraraka you're going to clean this up while I take Izuku over to All Might for the night."

"Awe but Iida."

"No, All Might and Mister Aizawa explicitly said that he was to be back at All Mights dorm at exactly 730. It is a ten minute walk from here to there and it is currently 710. So to efficiently make it to All Mights room in an orderly fashion without hurting Izuku so we must leave 20 minutes before scheduled time."

"Chaco-chan." Uraraka and Iida looked at Izuku. "Is Iida-nii always so stiff?"

Toida blushes while the girls of 1-A cooed and took pictures of the adorable little 4 years old. Meanwhile the boys just died laughing. Iida composed himself before picking Izuku up and walking away.

"Wait Iida I Want More Pictures!"

Toshinori smiled as Izuku recounted his day to him. He was glad Izuku was making positive connections with his peers. It would have been awful if they got off on the wrong foot. Izuku's older self would have distrusted his once trusted friends. He checked Izuku, who was brushing his teeth and talking.

"Don't talk with a mouth full of toothpaste you're going to choke."

"Yes Daddy."

Iziku rinsed his mouth before climbing into Toshinori's bed. Toshinori smiled and laughed.

"Good Night Izuku."

"Goodnight Daddy."

Chapter Text

Momo smiled as they picked up Izuku for school. She had been asked to go pick Izuku up as All Might had things he needed to do outside the school. She knocked on the door to the dorm. It was yanked open and Izuku was standing in front of her with a tiny yellow backpack and a tiny lunch box in hand. Behind him was All Might.

"Ah looks like you were right Izuku today Young Yaoyorozu is going to be your morning helper."

"Yeah! I was right see I told you daddy It was the pretty girl with the funny pony tail."

Momo didn't know if to blush or reach for her ponytail.

"Lets go! I have to go see Uncle Zawa!''

All Might sighed looking at Momo. "He's eating lunch with Aizawa today...just make sure Nezu isn't in the vicinity when you drop him off."

Momo nodded as Izuku tugged on her arm. She looked down at the boy. He was smiling widely. Momo felt a little sad by this. I've never seen him smile like that before.

" Izuku ."

Both Izuku and Momo looked up at All Might. He had a Stern face. "I asked you to behave for your classmates. Tugging and being impatient is not behaving."

Izuku pouted and looked down at his feet.

"Sorry daddy."

All Might lost his Stern face. "I know it's hard but you can do it. Now, I won't be back until tonight but you'll be with Young Yaoyorozu, your Uncle Aizawa and….who has the afternoon shift?"

"Todoroki All Might Sensei."

"And Young Todoroki. Now I love you my son."

Izuku hugged All Might's skinny form around his neck, snuggling into his shoulder.

"I love you too daddy."

Momo smiled to herself. ( She had made a small body cam to record the young boy should he do anything cute.)

Momo had to sit in Midoriya's seat and watch the young boy who was in Bakugo's. The entire class was talking softly. Reason ? Izuku was sitting in a desk too big for him. It was so cute to see him in a little booster seat with a coloring book infront of him. His feet swung back and forth in the chair. This was the scene Aizawa walked into that morning.

His entire class watched Problem Child like a bunch of Hawks. Phones out recording of taking pictures of the boy. Aizawa sighed.

"Phones away."

Everyone jumped at his voice while Izuku looked up with a beaming smile.

"Good Morning Uncle Zawa!"

Everyone cooed at Izuku while Aizawa fought off a blush.

"Izuku you are supposed to call me Aizawa Sensei in class."

"Why?"

"Because teachers are supposed to be professional."

"Why?"

"Because it's not professional to be exploiting family bonds."

"Why?"

This went on for about 10 minutes before Tsu interrupted.

"Izuku. It is because it is."

Izuku blinked. "Oh. Okay !"

Aizawa felt his eye twitch. That was to fucking hard and simple at the same time. He opened his mouth to give it the announcements when Mic slammed his door open.

" Time for English Class !"

Aizawas eye twitched.

Cementoss was weak. He really was. The entire class practiced their caligrafía. It had been his idea that while Izuku was young they should go over the basics. In retrospect, he should have told Izuku he was supposed to use the paper given to write down his Kanji.

No, instead he asked if he could use Cementoss's arms while he used pretty chalk.

Cementoss did the responsible adult thing. He held firm. He told him no and even explained why he couldn't.

That all went down the drain when tears pooled in the corners of Izuku's eyes.

That was how Ectoplasm found their class. With Cementoss sitting on the floor covered in Izuku's terrible penmanship while the rest of the class took pictures and videos while Izuku giggled.

"You are weak."

"Shut up."

"Shut Up is a bad word."

"Sorry Izuku."

Aizawa felt like killing someone. His Problem Child is a menace. Currently he had the entire staff cooing and coddling him. Nemuri had him wrapped up on a blanket while Mic and Snipe took turns hand feeding him some American dish All Might made him. Aizawa had glared at the ceiling. It was his turn to watch Izuku not theirs .

Izuku and Shoto stared at each other. The class had left them at the dorms. They had rescue training today and once again Izuku couldn't go because it was in a gym. They had been staring at each other for about 30 minutes before Shoto opened his mouth

"You are All Might's Child."

"Yes."

"Why did you deny it when I asked?"

"I don't know. But if I had to guess it was so I could stay safe."

With speed that rival's Iidas and Midoriya's he pulled out a small black journal.

"Explain."

"Well-"

Everyone was scared when they walked into the common area. There were many billboards covered with papers, sticky notes, red string and thumb tacks.

"-see they both use the fats in their body to use their quirks!"

"Oh My God! YAOMOMO IS AUNTI NEMURI'S DAUGHTER !"

Everyone sweat dropped at the antics of the two boys. Iida walked up to the duo and started to scold Todoroki about corrupting Izuku's mind. Izuku turned slowly to look at Iida while Koala held Todoroki's shirt.

"Iida if you hurt one of your legs do you go to a mechanic or a doctor?"

Iida.exe froze. At this Izuku turned Shoto's head and pointed to an open window.

" Quick we have to escape the strict one !"

Shoto didn't hesitate to quickly make an ice ramp out the window and start running away from Iida. Iida snapped out of his stupor and chased after Shoto.

" Get Back Here I'm Not Done Scolding You !"

All Might sighed at the two sleeping sweaty teens in his dorm room. He had gotten a text from Aizawa explaining why both boys were in his room. He had gotten back later than expected and found a duffle bag in front of his door. Once inside he understood why. Iida and Todoroki were both passed out on the floor of the living room area with Izuku curled up on top of Todoroki's left side and Iidas right. He had a blanket over him while Todoroki and Iida had a pillow under their heads. Toshinori picked Izuku up and placed him in his room. He moved both boys to be leaning up against the wall before pulling out the bed on his couch. He quickly set it up and placed both boys on the bed. He changed and got into his bed. Izuku snuggled into his arms.

Chapter Text

Mineta sighed. It was his turn today to watch Izuku. To be honest, he was jealous of the boy. Both when he wasn't a baby and even more so now. He made his way over to the teachers dorms. Maybe he could peak into his brain to see how he was able to draw so much attention to himself.

Izuku was awake before his daddy. That was not right. His daddy was always awake before him. Izuku shimmied out of the bed and walked into the living room. He looked at the couch...bed in the living room to see Shochan and Iidakun. He climbed up and poked their faces.

" Shochan. Iidakun ."

Both boys stirred. Shoto opened one eye.

" Wha ?"

"I'm hungry and daddies sleeping."

Iida from beside them lightly chopped the air.

"We shall help you make breakfast...but first should we shower?"

Shoto sat up hugging Izuku. He looked around and noticed a duffel bag. I got up holding Izuku. Inside the bag were a complete change of clothing for both boys including undergarments.

"I'll take the shower first Todoroki while you take inventory of the kitchen."

Iida then grabbed his clothing and walked into the open bathroom. Shoto shrugged his shoulders and walked into the kitchen. He sat Izuku on the Island. He opened the cabinets to find...a lot of American foods. He opened the fridge to find even more American food. Shoto sighed before grabbing the box of chocolate chip waffles. He popped 2 into the toaster and waited. He turned to look at Izuku only to find the boy hanging from the metal mesh above the Island. His eyes widened and he grabbed Izuku.

"I was climbing." Izuku pouted

"It wasn't a safe climbe." Shoto replied

"What wasn't a safe climb?" Iida asked

"Izuku was climbing the metal mesh above the Island." Shoto answered handing Izuku over

Izuku had a look of betrayal on his face as Shoto walked away. Iida slowly turned Izuku to face him. Izuku groaned internally.

Toshinori stretched in his bed. It had been a restful night. He turned over to hug Izuku. Only...the bed was empty and cold. Toshinori shot up. He pulled the blankets up and looked around his bed. He could find Izuku. He raced out of his room into the living room. It was then that he finally heard something. It was Iida scolding Izuku about climbing dangerous things. Toshinori let out a breath. Izuku was safe.

"All Might."

Toshinori turned to see Shoto getting out of his bathroom.

"Ah Young Todoroki, how-"

"Your son came to wake us up for breakfast. We are heating up waffles. The bathroom still has hot water if you wish to shower. Mineta shall be over in a few minutes so we may leave for class."

Once done Shoto walked into the kitchen leaving behind a confused Toshinori.

Mineta knocked on the door to All Mights room. Iida, Todoroki and Izuku stepped out while All Might was in the background pouting. Apparently, Izuku was more focused on the two guests than on his dad. They had gotten about three steps from the room when Izuku turned around, ran back and hugged his dad.

"I almost forgot my hug. Bye Daddy I love you! SEE YOU AT LUNCH !"

Mineta had recorded the incident as blackmail. They then continued their way to class.

Study period was a nice way for Mineta to sneak Izuku out of class. They were sitting in the boys locker room.

"Ok Izuku. Tell me what is your secret?"

" My secret ?"

"Yeah why are all the girls all over you. They fawn over how cute you are and how strong and it's not fair."

"Well, I don't know….how do you treat them?"

Mineta blinked. "Well, like every guy on tv does. Touching up on rhem, peaking while they change, making perverted jokes and-"

"Maybe that's why they don't like you."

Mineta blinked while gapping at the four years old who was swinging his feet.

"What but-"

"My mommy once told me that what happens on TV would never happen in real life. Girls are like flowers. You treat them right and they grow and bloom to be pretty but if you treat them wrong they wilt and die."

Izuku looks over at Mineta with honest toddler eyes.

"I bet you could get a girlfriend who does care much about how you look if you change how you act."

Mineta looked down at the floor. His dad was a pervert just like him but a big difference he noticed was that he was only like that to his mom. Was it possible that he first won his mom over without the pervertedness? He'd have to talk to them.

"Thanks Izuku. You're a good friend."

"You are too Netachan!"

Mineta dropped Izuku off at the teachers lounge. He had with him a notebook of 'edicate' that Izuku says his mom said would definitely win any girl over. Izuku waved goodbye as he noticed his Daddy was busy with paperwork. So he went over to Aizawa Sensei and opened his lunch.

" Problem Child ?"

"Hi Uncle Zawa. I'm a little tired so im going to eat my samage and then I'm crawling into your sleeping bag to sleep."

Aizawa raised an eyebrow as Izukj ate quickly. Once finished he closed his lunch. He opened Aizawa's sleeping bag before closing it and curling up to take a nap. Aizawa looked up as everyone either recorded or took a picture of the event. Aizawa snuggled deeper into his sleeping bag with a smug grin. Pay back .

Toshinori chuckled at Izukus antics as he continued his paperwork.

Tsuyu and the rest of the girls were on high alert. Mineta had yet to make a perverted joke or anything perverted for that matter since the study period. Tsuyu had picked up Izuku from a sleepy Aizawa and was now in the dorms with Izuku. She didn't really have anything planned.

"So what do you-"

Tsuyu turned towards the door. There was a quick set of three knocks. Tsuyu got up and opened the door. She blinked at the three people in front of her.

"Principle Nezu, what is going on, kero?"

"Excelente Question Asui!"

"Call me Tsu."

"Very well Miss Tsu. You see, Izuku lacks everyday clothing since most of the adults haven't really bought him any clothing that isn't a cosplay of their heros costume." Tsu nodded showing she was following along "so Miss Fuyumi decided to bring some of her siblings old childhood clothing for young Izuku."

Tsuyu watched as the people she assumed were Todoroki's siblings walked in with two boxes filled with clothing. The woman turned around.

"Hi, it's nice to meet some of Shoto's classmates. I'm his sister Fuyumi and the grumpy one behind me is our brother Natsu."

" I'm not grumpy ."

Tsuyu noticed how quickly Izuku dug into the boxes as soon as they were set down. His eyes sparkled with glee.

"Tsuchan can we play dress up?"

Tsu nodded. Cute~

Class 1-A was just watching as Izuku paraded around the room in a poofy lolita dress. He was giggling and laughing. Behind him was Tsu, Natsu and Nezu taking pictures and recording the small boy. Shoto took a quick peek into the kitchen to see his sister had made them dinner.

"So this is what you had been up to, Tsu." Uraraka giggled as she plopped down next to her. "Can we see the pictures?"

"Sure, kero."

To say Izuku was a very cute model would be lying. He was just down right sinfully adorable. Everyone had a favorite style.

Natsu, Mineta and Denki liked his bad boy look. It was a small leather jacket over a white t-shirt with black skinny jeans. His hair had been slicked back.

Ojiro, Kirishima and Sato voted for Izuku in the martial art gi. It was white with a black belt.

Tokoyami, Shoji and Jiro voted for his all black magic wizard costume. It consisted of a black cloak over a black t-shirt with AC/DC fade across the front with black sweatpants.

Hagakure, Aoyama and Ashido voted for his late 80s/ early 90s retro costume. It was fun, sparkles and upbeat.

Sero and Uraraka voted for his space themed outfit. It had a galaxy shirt with a taco cat and some black pants with stars on the pockets.

Iida and Momo voted for his school outfit that consisted of a white button up shirt, a knitted vest and khaki pants.

Tsu and Koda like the little frog onesie.

Shoto admitted to liking the polar bear onesie.

Nezu enjoyed seeing Izuku in a suit. He claimed it made him look sophisticated ( in reality it was a replica of his own suit. Sneaky Bastard .)

Fuyumi liked Izuku in the lolita fashion as he was just the right amount of cute.

"Allright Dinners Ready!"

All Might sighed as he took Izuku from Fuyumi. Behind her was Natsu.

"Sorry we didn't warn you about our little fashion show."

"No, it's all right. Izuku had fun so no harm done."

Which was a lie since he now had Best Jeanist blowing up his phone about letting him borrow Izuku to model a childs clothing line for him. On top of that Izuku's fan base is now in the millions.

"Hope you don't mind us coming by at another time would you?"

"Not at all Young Fuyumi. Just let me know."

"Great! Bye Bye Izukun."

Toshinori closed the door. He should have known Nezu would find a way near his son. Izuku was asleep in a polar bear onesie. He shook his head smiling. He set the boy down in his bed and snuggled with him. This whole parent thing was hard when everyone kept stealing your son.

Chapter Text

Izuku woke up to have to go use the bathroom. He shimmied out of bed and went to the bathroom. He pulled his pants down and noticed the toilet was too high. So with his toddler logic he made the smart choice.

He took his pants off and stepped into the big glass adult shower and just peed.

"Izuku what-." Toshinori starred as Izuku peed in his shower. "What are you doing?"

"The toilets are too high. So I Improbized."

"Improvised Izuku. Also the foldable stool is right next to the toilet. Why would-"

A set of heavy knocks caught Toshinori off.

"I wonder who that is. Izuku put your pants back on once you're done I'll wash down the shower later."

Toshinori straightened up when he opened the door.

" All Might !"

Toshinori stumbled back. He looked over to notice Mt. Lady had hugged him. Behind her were Kamui Woods and Death Arms. Both who were mentally scolding their younger co worker.

"Yu! Show more respect for the former Number One Hero!" Kamui growled

"Awe but Kamui~! Ow!"

Toshinori looked down to see Izuku ( attempting to ) pushing Mt. Lady back.

"Get Off Daddy!"

"Izuku!"

Toshinori picked Izuku up. Izuku was glaring at Mt. Lady.

"What is wrong with-"

"Only Mommy Can Be That Close To Daddy!"

Toshinori blushed as the three younger heroes tried and failed to cover up their laughter.

"Izuku-"

"Oh Izuku dear, I'm just an old Coworker of your daddy. Besides my loving boyfriend is Kamui who is right behind me. I'm sorry for making you mad sweetie."

Behind her Death Arms was full on laughing holding onto the door frame while Kamuo sputtered out words blushing. Izuku looked at Kamui.

"Oh. Ok!"

Izuku smiled at them. Mt. Lady cooed.

"Aww you're so cute~! Makes my gift even better~!

Izuku perked up grabbing the offered bag. He gasped as he looked inside.

"Look Daddy!"

Toshinori looked into the bag and smiled. Three replica suits of the three heros. He shook his head chuckling as he set Izuku down.

" Umm...Death Arms ?"

The hero's all turned around to see Jiro. She was looking highly confused.

"Whats going on?"

"AH Earphone Jack-"

"We're here to escort Izuku to class as we are going to watch in on how to properly teach children!" Mt. Lady exclaimed

Jiro narrowed her eyes "so in other words you are using that as a cover up to you wanting to spend the day with Izuku."

"H-how did you know!?" Mt. Lady asked shocked Jiro found out

"Well, you guys did teach me how to sneakily plug my Jack's into the ground." Jiro replied stepping to the side to show one of her jacks was indeed in the ground behind her 

All three heros slumped down at having been caught by Jiro. Jiro sighed walking up to Toshinori.

"You may want to get Izuku ready. I came by earlier than the others to escape Iida."

Jiro sat herself on Toshinori's couch plugging her ear jack into her phone. Toshinori sighed as Izuku dragged him towards the room to be changed.

After a few moments Izuku was out the door on Death Arms shoulders. Jiro was walking next to the man holding Izuku's bookbag. Kamui was currently one sided arguing with Yu as she cooed after Izuku. Jiro sighed holding her head. This was going to be a long day.

Aizawa punched the bridge of his nose. First, Izuku broke All Might. Then he broke Nighteyes' sidekicks and Mirio. Then Gran Torino ( which should be impossible .). He then somehow got Fatgum, Mirko and Hawks to be infected. Even Naomasa and Miria fell to his infection. Mic, Nemuri and Joke were too easy to control. David is keeping his daughter as busy as possible so she would let Izuku study instead of wishing him away. Multiple students have been infected ( all tho no one is mad about Mineta taking the advice seriously .) Now three pro heros have invaded his class just to coo over him.

He needs a raise.

Jiro glared at Mt. Lady as she kept trying to get Izuku to answer her questions instead of working on his math work. Death Arms was standing behind her correcting any mistakes made by both herself and Izuku. The only normal one in the group was Kamui who was walking around helping all the students. Ectoplasm made two clones who quickly picked up Mt. Lady. 

"Hey! What are-"

"Nezu has asked to see you." He leveled a look at Death Arms. " He will see you too if you don't actually follow your friends lead ."

Death Arms slumped down a bit but complied and started to go to other students' desks.

Jiro glared at All Might. He rubbed the back of his head.

"It wasn't that bad."

"I had two Pros breathing down my next until Math. Yes it was that bad."

All Might sighed as Jiro left huffing at the audacity of the older Pros. All Might turned to Aizawa

"Is Izuku's charm that strong?"

"Take a look." Aizawa answered pointing to All Mights left

All Might turned to see Izuku being pampered by the entire staff. He sighed. Maybe this is why Inko said not to let too many people see him

"Are we sure its a good idea to leave Denki with Izuku all alone?" Jiro asked looking back at the dorms

"We should have faith in Denki. He may surprise us." Momo said, also looking back.

With heavy concerned hearts class 1-A went to a demonstration class with the three Pros.

"Why do you have so many hats?"

Denki looked at Izuku as he checked out his room.

"I like hats."

"But why? You never wear them."

"I guess you're right." Denki picked up a zebra print one. "But why should I have a reason to do something I like."

Izuku looked up at Denki.

"I may not be the smartest kid academically. Or very socially aware but one thing I do understand is that everyone should be allowed to act like themselves. To like what they want and enjoy life." Denki crouched down in front of Izuku. "Which is why I'm going to teach you how to play video games."

Iida slammed the door to the common room open.

"Kaminari! You have...not...answered...ok."

The rest of the class ran in only to face palm and coo. Around the living room were bags of open candy and junk food but in the center of it all was Denki and Izuku. Both had crumbs on their faces while holding a controller in hand. Izuku was curled up on Kaminari's lap while Kaminari had his head tossed back while snoring. The main menu for Elmo's ABCs on the TV.

"Hmm. He didn't follow the rules exactly but hey he did better than we thought he did." Mom said, nudging Jiro.

Jiro smiled. "Yeah. Guess he can be somewhat responsible."

Toshinori sighed as Izuku stumbled into his dorm. Iida had explained what happened to Denki and Izuku. While Toshinori wanted to scold Izuku he also couldn't because who leaves Kaminari unsupervised with a toddler. Nothing wrong with the boy, just one too many shocks to the head is not a healthy thing. He'll let it slide for now. Izuku finished brushing his teeth and curled up in the middle of his bed. Toshinori chuckled

"You are too precious my boy."

He kissed Izuku's head before joining him in bed.

Chapter Text

All Might had asked Snipe to look after Izuku on Friday. Why ? Because the students took tests on Fridays and had Reviews on Saturdays. Snipe being the mature adult he was decided the best place to take Izuku was the shooting range.

"Now Izuku do you know what my quirk is?"

"It's called Homing!" Izuku called out from where he was sitting "Snipe Sensei is all this really necessary?"

Snipe smiled. Izuku was sitting ten feet away. In a bulletproof vest, with bubble wrap underneath, elbow and knee pads in place. A riot shield in front of him and a helmet with safety glasses.

"Yes it is Izuku."

"Ok."

"Now I'm going to demonstrate gun safety. Pay close attention."

Snipe finished his demonstration of gun safety. He looked over at Izuku.

"Now...oh, it's lunch time."

Behind Izuku was a trembling Lunch Rush holding a tray of food. Izuku tried to turn around but with all the weight on top of him he just tilted back.

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" Izuku yelled

Toshinori felt tired. Like extremely tired. He just wanted to pick Izuku up and go back home. Toshinori smiled. He had promised Melissa she could spend the night watching movies with Izuku. He walked into Snipes classroom and noticed it was empty. Strange . Snipe didn't have any classes today. He noticed a student walking up to Snipes classroom.

"Ah Young man would you know-"

"Oh you must be looking for your son. Yeah the little green dude is at the shooting range with Snipe Sensei."

Toshinori felt his heart stop.

"T-t-the shooting range!"

"Yeah the-whoa!"

Toshinori ran past the student heading on towards the shooting range. The student shrugged their shoulders.

"Must not trust Snipe Sensei."

Snipe was sitting at a table with Izuku in his lap as he retold some old stories of when he was a student a UA.

"Then what happened?"

"We then the teacher put us both to do push ups until we dropped."

"Wow….who dropped first?"

"I did kid I was a bean-"

" SNIPE !"

Snipe and Izuku turned around. A panicked, flustered and angry All Might was running towards them.

"Hi Daddy!" Izuku yelled waving at All Might

Snipe didn't even react when the giant man yanked the boy out of his arms.

"Oh my God! Izuku are you alright!? Are you hurt!? Stressed? Overheated? Dehydrated? Dying!?"

Izuku booped All Might on his nose.

"Silly Daddy. I'm okay Cousin Snipe was teaching me gun safety."

"What!?"

Izuku nodded while Snipe looked over his revolver.

"He put me in bubble wrap, with elbow and knee pads under a bulletproof vest."

"Ye also had a helmet, safety glasses and were sitting behind a riot shield."

All Might deflated in a puff of smoke. Izuku laughed, clapping his hands.

"Oh."

"All Might those rules you have a good, great even...for some teenagers. The staff are seasoned pro heros. Adult's with world experience."

All Might sat down in a chair next to Snipe.

"I guess I'm just-"

"Hey you're new at this whole parent thing. It's not your fault you were away from most of your son's childhood."

"Yeah...wait? Away?"

Snipe looked at All Might. "Yeah. We figured the reason you didn't tell anyone before was because you were afraid someone would attack them while you were gone. No hard feelings. It's hard to be a hero and a dad at the same time. Can't imagine when you and his mom had time to do the baby making but- Hey Are You Alright! ?"

All Might had turned beet red and was sputtering out blood. Izuku was laughing at his Daddy. Snipe stared confused.

"Was it something I said?"

David laughed at Toshinori's predicament.

"It's not funny."

"Oh but it is. They think you are Izuku's biological dad. Oh my god hahaha. I can't even begin to list the reasons why that would never be possible."

"David."

"Ok, OK. It can't be that bad."

Toshinori pulled up Izuku's now fan website. There was a whole section and poll dedicated to voting about if Izuku was his biological child. Only 300-400 people don't think he is his biological child...out of millions. David gapped at the screen. It had a special section dedicated to heroes only. Out of 500 only about 50 said that Izuku wasn't All Might's Biological Child.

"Dear God. Even Torino thinks the boy is your biological child."

"Oh no. He voted that way as a joke."

David's face planted against the table.

"Yeah, I take back what I said this is a problem."

Toshinori groaned. How was he going to-

"Daddy! The movies are ready, let's go!"

Toshinori caught Izuku as he ran into the room. Melissa not far behind him.

"Uncle Might the popcorn, sodas, juice boxes and candy are set up. Blankets and pillows have been distributed. Now we watch."

Toshinori chuckled as he walked into the living room with Izuku on his hip.

"You know-" Toshinori turned to look at David. "It might be good for both of you to let people believe you two."

Toshinori looked at Izuku who smiled at him.

"Yeah, it might be."

Chapter Text

Hound Dog smiled. He was currently playing hide and seek with Izuku in the woods beside the school. It was a half day today so he had a limited amount of time before Melissa or All Might came to steal Izuku back. Inui put his nose to the ground. He caught a whiff of Izuku. He followed it to a tree with a hole in it.

"I know you're in there Izuku."

"Awe! No fair you keep finding me." Izuku said crawling out form the hole

"The nose knows kid. The nose knows." Inui said tapping his nose

Izuku smiled up at him. "Does that mean you can run on all fours?"

Inui smiled at the boy. Only Izuku could get away with asking questions like that.

"Want to find out?"

Inui crouched down on all fours. Izuku quickly clamored onto his back and grabbed onto his jacket. He growled

"Ready!"

"Yeah!"

Inui started to run. Izuku squealed in joy as the wind rushed past him. Inui enjoyed letting go every once in a while.

This is where Toshinori found them at Lunch time. Hound Dog was sprawled out in a field with Izuku sleeping on his stomach. Toshinori took a quick picture.

"You know most people ask permission before taking a picture."

"Then why say something after I've taken it?"

"So you could send it to me."

Hound Dog sat up cradling the boy. Toshinori sat next to him.

"He tired himself out. I don't think he'd wake up soon."

"It's alright."

Hound Dog looked at Toshinori. The man was staring at the boy. Hound Dog sighed.

"You know I can see why everyone thinks you're his dad."

Toshinori jumped. He coughed into his hand.

"R-really!? You don't think we could be related."

Hound Dog leveled a look at Toshinori.

"Did you forget I'm part Dog. If you were the boy's father your scent would be stronger on him."

"Oh...right."

They both looked down at the floor.

"Do-" Hound Dog looked up. "Do you think I'm making a mistake letting everyone think he's my child?"

"Dont think I'm following you."

"I mean...he's not my son yet the entirety of the world thinks so. Would it be detrimental to his growth as a hero? Would more villains target him because they want to get back at me? Would he be able to have a normal journey as a hero without being tied to me? What would his actual-"

"I think you're over-thinking things."

"Wha?"

Hound Dog took a deep breath.

"Let's start with his mom. Has she contacted you about this? Better yet have you contacted her?"

"No. To be honest I'm scared she'll tell me I have to stop."

"There's your answer."

"Wait, what? I-I don't get it all-"

"Only two people can decide if this is a good thing for him. The boy's mom and yourself. You clearly love the boy. More so than should be allowed for a teacher student or mentor student relationship."

Toshinori looked down at Izuku. His heart ached looking at the innocent child. He sighed.

"Thanks. I believe I have a phone call to make."

"When is his mom coming back?"

"Hmm, oh Sunday."

"Ask her then. For now take the kid with you. Schools almost out."

Toshinori nodded. "Thanks for listening."

"It's no problem. Besides-" Inui looks down at Izuku. "Kid grows on everyone around him."

Chapter Text

Present Mic knew not what he got into. Even once he was warned by many people. Present Mic didn't know why all the adults and teens kept telling him what he was going to do was a bad idea. But soon even he will know.

Toshinori sighed as he let Izuku pull him towards Hizashi's apartment. Toshinori wasn't ready for today. He hadn't told Izuku about his mom coming home just yet because he was scared that the conversation the two were going to have was too extreme for the boy. Lucky for him Hizashi said Izuku could stay over while 'he took his baby momma out for a date' . Toshinor sighed. Hizashi was too much like Nemuri when it came to his love life. Izuku started knocking on the door.

"Hey Little Listener whats up!?"

"Not your hair."

Both men stopped functioning. Toshinori coughed into his hand. Hizashi smiled.

"True. Why don't you head inside. I'll get the ground rules from your dad."

"Ok! Bye Daddy!"

Izuku hugged Toshinori's legs before running into the living room with his tiny backpack. Hizashi leaned against the door frame.

"So, you're gonna ask to officially make him your son?"

Toshinori sputtered. "W-what?!"

"Don't act coy. Everyone can tell you love him like your son. It only makes sense for you to ask his mom."

Toshinori sighed. "I'm not asking for that. I'm just going to see how she feels about everyone talking about her child's paternity. That's all."

"Uh huh. Whatever lets you sleep at night. Now hurry up. It's an hour drive to the airport."

"Alright. Oh before I forget. Don't Fall Asleep."

"What? I won't."

"Since you two are watching movies and you have a bad record of falling asleep during movies-"

"Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. Everything will be ok."

Toshinori raised an eyebrow. "It better be."

He walked back down to his car. He sighed as he turned onto the main road. He had a bad feeling about this.

"Alright little listener! Are you ready for today!?"

"Yeah!"

"I can't hear you!"

"YEAH!"

Hizashi laughed while picking Izuku up. Izuku had pulled an All Might blanket wrapped around him. Hizashi sat down on the couch and grabbed his remote.

"Ok today we are watching Movies."

* tiny gasp * "All Day!?"

"All day until your dad comes home."

"Yeah!"

"First Movie How To Train Your Dragon!"

* During the Movie *

"So, the dragons are the villain's?"

"No spoilers."

"Awe come on."

"He shot it! Oh...oh! LOOK OUT!"

"Haha, the tree fights back. Oh look at the path!"

"He found him!"

"He's going to...no."

"Yes! The dragon liv-oh come on don't kill him."

"Oh, so his dads going to look for the nest. Smart."

"Oh they have captive dragons for them to train with."

"Don't Die Hiccup!"

"Wait, they always kill then why didn't the black one?"

"I just said that!"

"Oh, it's stuck."

"Hm...what are you doing?"

"Oh, he's going to use the dragon to train."

"Wow. An eel...they don't like eels?"

"Yes! Training Montage!"

"Oh no. Astrid is on to him!"

"Oh no...he has to kill a dragon."

"He's...leaving!?"

"Oh no. Astrid found him."

"Yeah, teach her Toothless!"

"Ah! The nest!"

"Oh no...Hiccup is going to die!?"

"Yeah! Toothless to the rescue!"

"Nooo! He's a hero, leave him alone!"

"Why, Why must his dad be so mean!"

"Ooh. What's he gonna do- yep that makes sense."

"The Island."

"No! Death and destruction! Who would have known."

"Look, the gang is there to help!"

"Aww yeah! Toothless is out and ready to fry your behind."

"Is...is Hiccup dead?"

"He's alive!"

"Most of him?"

"Oh...he's missing a foot...that's not good."

* After the Movie .*

"Uncle Zashi, that was so cool! What's...he fell asleep."

Behind Izuku was Hizashi fast asleep. Izuku sighed walking up to the movie organizer. He looked around for the second How To Train Your Dragon when he noticed a hotdog on the cover of another movie.

Sausage Party?

He picked it up and looked at it. It was an animation so it must be for kids...right? Eh ok. Izuku marched up to the DVD player and took out How To Train Your Dragon and placed in Sausage Party.

*Meanwhile*

Toshinori smiled as Inko speed walked up to him.

"Ms. Midoriya I hope your-"

Inko tackled Toshinori in a hug laughing.

"Enough Ms. Midoriya out of you, call me Inko."

"Ah yes I-Inko."

Inko giggled, grabbing his hand, dragging Toshinori along.

"Now I know a wonderful cafe not far from here where we can talk."

Toshinori didn't argue but blushed as he noticed people taking pictures and whispering.

At the cafe Inko whispered to the hostess before they were led into a private room in the back. Once the door was closed Inko slouched into the booth.

"Oh that was so stressful."

"P-pardon Me? What?"

"Oh right. I assume the talk we're going to have is about Izuku right?"

Toshinori nodded sitting down in the booth across from her. The hostess brought them some tea before leaving again. Inko took a sip before continuing.

"In all honesty I don't see anything wrong with it."

"You mean you're fine with this?" Toshinori sputtered coughing up blood

Inko pulled out a hankie and gave it to him.

"Yes. Let me explain myself before you ask." Toshinori nodded. "My ex-husband was not the man who I had thought he was. We had met right at the beginning of college and did a bit of flirting here and there. It wasn't until after college when we got engaged that his mask started to slip. The man was always calling me to demand to know where I was. He hated me hanging out with my friends. He controlled my finances so I could only spend so much on anything. I-I was a naive girl , I thought he was just being thoughtful or a bit conservative. It all came shattering down on our wedding night. I had asked him if we could go slow because I'd never, I'd never done. He slapped me. He told me I was lying because I always slept around with my coworkers...what was supposed to be a beautiful day was tainted with hatred. After that night we were never intimate again. He was lucky, that one time was all I needed to have my baby Izuku."

Inko stopped to wipe her eyes. She was looking down at her hands the entire time so she didn't even realize what was happening in the booth across from her.

"After Izuku was born. Hisashi took to fantasizing about Izuku surpassing his quirk and becoming a great hero so he could live out and early retirement. I hated how he had nor regard for Izuku's safety. When the other kindergarteners started to manifest their quirks he got restless. He tried to force Izuku to manifest a quirk. The day I took Izuku to the doctor was both the best and worst day of my life. He was diagnosed quirkless. I took Izuku home and put him to bed. He came home expecting a mutation or a late development but quuirklessness was not an option. He slammed me against the wall and stormed off to Izuku's room. I was disoriented but I pushed myself forward. I got to his room and this monster . He grabbed Izuku and burned his back. He burned my babies back . He yelled at him for being a useless quirkless waste of space. He took a deep breath to incinerate my boy...so used my quirk. I pulled at his heart. He staggered and tried to get to me but he couldn't. In a few moments...I 'd killed him. "

Inko was crying now. The cops hadn't arrested her because they claimed it was self defense. But the thought of having...oh God. Lucky for Inko, one of her coworkers had a sister who could suppress memories and thus did so for Izuku so he would never remember what that monster had done.

Inko flinched when Toshinori shot up in his booth. She expected him to yell to accuse her of murder. Not to sit next to her and to comfort her. Inko cried harder into this wonderful man's chest. She knew then that Izuku was in the safest hands possible.

Toshinori had bitten back a lot of what he wanted to say. That bastard . If Inko had not done so then he would have hunted the man down to bring him to justice. He hugged Inko tighter as she fully sobbed. He couldn't believe someone could hurt such a kind sweet woman.

Inko pulled away from him. Well, tried to. Toshinori refused to let her go.

" Toshinori ."

"I'm so sorry this had to happen to you."

"Its-"

"Please don't say it's ok. It's not ok . It was never ok ."

Inko didn't answer but she nodded. Toshinori pushed her back softly. Holding her at arms length he looked into her eyes.

"I wasn't going to ask originally but I need to. Inko Midoriya."

"Y-yes?"

"Will you do me the greatest honor of adopting Izuku as my son?"

"B-but Toshinori the law doesn't allow for anyone that isn't married to adopt."

" Then I'll marry you! "

Both of them froze. Toshinori felt heat travel up his neck while Inko blushed and looked down.

"C-can I think about it?"

Toshinori let her go and coughed into his fist. "Y-yes of course. W-We should probably go pick up Izuku."

"Y-yes we probably should."

They both got up at the same time causing Inko to crash into Toshinori, sending him to the floor. Inko landed on top of Toshinori's lap while Toshinori held her to keep her from hurting herself. Inko looked down at Toshinori. The brightest blushes covered their faces. Footsteps thundered towards the room.

"Is every...Inko...please refrain from having sex with your husband in our cafe."

Both parties blusroom. " IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! "

Hizashi was screwed. So screwed. He'd fallen asleep and Izuku changed the movie. That itself would have been ok if it hadn't been Sausage Party.

"What did the Sausage mean when he was going to split her-"

" IZUKU DON'T REPEAT WHAT YOU HEARD !"

"Why?"

"Because um, because it's an adult thing."

"Oh...so mommy and daddy would know?"

"Y-yeah but you can't tell mommy or daddy."

"Can't tell us what?"

Hizasho froze, turning around slowly. Behind him stood a blushing duo known as Yagi and Ms. Midoriya. Izuku jumped off the couch.

" MOMMY !"

" IZUKU !"

Ms. Midoriya hugged Izuku peppering him with kisses.

"H-How d-did you-"

"The front door was unlocked. Now what was it Izuku couldn't tell us?"

"Uncle Zashi fell asleep and let me watch How To Train Your Dragon and Sausage Party!"

All the adults in the room froze. Izuku looked at his mom.

"What is a douche?"

Inko slowly turned with a closed eye smile.

" Toshi dear take Izuku down to the car. I'm going to have a word with Uncle Zashi ."

Toshinori gulped and ran out of the apartment with Izuku.

"Daddy is Uncle Zashi going to be ok?"

" Um...maybe ?"

Just then the terrified scream of Hizashi Yamada rang throughout the streets.

"Or maybe not."

Chapter Text

Toshinori sighed. Nezu had decided to change Toshinori's entire dorm to the top floor of the building. The reason? He didn't want to break apart such a young family. Toshinori sighed looking to his right. They had all fallen asleep on the king size pull out couch. Inko was on one end while he was on the other. Izuku was sound asleep between them. He still remembers the conversation the day before.

'What?'

'Yes, I believe this would be a wonderful idea. Besides, once they know Izuku is Inkos son they will also target her believing she is your wife.'

Toshinori was certain his face was burning bright red. Inko was no better, fanning herself to try and lower the heat to her cheeks. They had been called by Nezu to come to the school. Nighteye and Gran were both also present. Izuku being the lovable child he was called them by their 'titles'.

'Uncle Mirai! Grandpa!'

'Izuku!' Gran pushed Mirai over and hugged the boy while Mirai glared at him from the floor

They all sat down with Mirai trying and failing to take Izuku from Gran. Nezu had just explained the new living arrangement that they had for Inko. Which involved moving her personally onto school property. Inko would have said no had Nezu not given valid reasons.

'So we will share...living quarters?'

'Yes and no. You each will have your own rooms on that floor as well as four bathrooms.'

'Four?'

'Yes one for each bedroom and a comunal one for when someone has to babysit Izuku.'

'I see.' Inko mumbled.

Toshinor snuck a glance at Inko. She was mumbling under her breath. Toshinori smiled. Like mother, like son. He looked back at the group only to see them all smirking. Oh great.

A set of knocks at the door alerted Toshinori of someone. Toshinori sat up. Who could be here so….it's already 730!

"O-one moment!"

Toshinori stumbled out from under the covers and ran into Izukus room and grabbed his school uniform. He came back to see Inko sitting up with Izuku in arms. Toshinori stopped to take in the sight. Izuku rubbed the sleep from his eyes yawning. Inkos bed hair as she too rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"Toshinori? Is something wrong?"

"Um...Izuku...school…late."

Inko looked at the time gasping.

"Oh no! Toshinori change Izuku. I'll make him something light to eat on the way there."

Both of them got straight to work. Inko made Izuku some toast with jam. While Toshinori grabbed Izuku took him to the bathroom and quickly changed Izuku, brushed his hair and teeth and let him go potty. Toshinori rushed back out to the hallway and put his shirt on before both he and Inko opened the door.

Tokoyami sighed as Dark Shadow continued to talk to him. They had been standing outside the door for a good five minutes. What was taking so-

The door slammed open. Tokoyami looked up and froze. All Might had his shirt on backwards. Ms Midoriya was still in a nightgown with her bed hair. D-did they-

"Wow you two must have been busy last night!"

"DARK SHADOW!"

"Yeah we watched movies and fell asleep on the couch." Izuku answered

Both Inko and Toshinori were grateful at this moment for the innocence of children.

"Well, we will be late if we don't leave soon."

"Ok! Bye Mommy! Bye Daddy!"

Izuku hugged both his parents before following Tokoyami.

"Awe he's so adorable." Inko said leaning into Toshinori

Toshinori wrapped his arm around Inko. "That he is."

"Where is the target?"

"He just left the building with Tokoyami."

"Good. You know the drill."

"Snatch the boy up and run like hell."

"Then we meet up at the spot."

"Yes."

"Perfect. Execute the plan in 3, 2...now!"

"-and then the bird man in the Marvel movie went swoosh and picked up-"

Tokoyami didn't get to hear the end. A red blur grabbed Izuku and started to make off with him. He glared at the sky only to feel himself get lifted up off the ground. Tokoyami looked and noticed Dark Shadow wrapped around Izuku.

"Stop You Have Violated The Law!" Dark Shadow squaked

"Oh HI Tokoyami!"

Tokoyami then realized just who had kidnapped Izuku.

Aizawa looked around the room. He knew something was up.

"Where is Tokoyami?"

"He went to get Izuku." Ochaco answered

"He should have been back by now." Denki added, "Do you think something bad happened to them?"

"Maybe All Might and Inko overslept?" Mina added wringing her hands

"Everyone silence! I'm sure Mister Aizawa will get to the bottom of this before homeroom is over!" Iida yelled "it would be unbecoming of young heros to just-"

"Where is Izuku?"

Everyone flinched as they turned towards the door. Inko stood there in front of All Might. She held a bento box. All Might looked at Aizwwa who shrugged.

"He's not with you?"

"No they left at 740. At most they could have been a few minutes late." Inko responded by placing a hand on her cheek. "D-did something happen?"

"Oh yes it most certainly did."

Everyone (minus Inko and Aizawa) shrieked at the sudden appearance of Nezu. He walked up to Aizawa's desk and placed a laptop on it.

"It appears Izuku was kidnapped."

"What!?"

Nezu nodded, turning the laptop around. On the laptop a security video played showing Izuku walking next to Tokoyami. Suddenly a red blur swooshed by taking Izuku and dragging Tokoyami.

"It appears the target was Izuku as Tokoyami was still on the ground for a few seconds longer."

"Then why did he also go?" Denki asked before Jiro jabbed him with a jack

"You idiot Dark Shadow!" Everyone who hadn't figured it out oh'd. "He must have grabbed onto Izuku before they grabbed him and that's why Tokoyami was dragged behind."

"Correct Miss Jiro. Now we have Identified the perp."

"Who!?"

Nezu paused the screen at the exact moment right before Izuku was grabbed. He zoomed in and deblurred. It was there you could clearly see Dark Shadow grabbing Izuku and the perp…

"I thought we were only getting Izuku!"

"I'm sorry! Tokoyami kinda hitched a ride!"

"No Excuses!"

Tokoyami felt his eye twitch. "Why bout of darkness has corrupted these two?"

"And Why The Hell Are You Two In My Office!?"

Tokoyami looked over at Dark Shadow who was doing black abyss with Izuku. Past the now frozen duo was Endeavor. He looked mad.

"Endeavor!"

"Don't Endeavor Me What-!"

"Wah!"

Everyone flinched as Izuku started to cry. They looked between Endeavor and Izuku.

"S-SCARY!"

"What!?"

Chapter Text

Endeavor stared at the scene in front of him. Hawks was holding Mirko back from killing him. The bird boy from Shoto’s class was trying and failing to comfort the Midoriya boy. The Midoriya boy was crying because he, Endeavor, the number two hero, was scary. He sighed walking up to Midoriya.

“Child.”

Midoriya looked up at him. His eyes were brimmed with tears. Endeavor felt a flashback to when Shoto was a toddler. His heart broke to remember those times. He sighed and tried to make his face less scary by smiling.

“See, I'm not scary.”

“I'd say otherwise.” Mirko said from beside him “you look constipated.”

Endeavor felt a tick mark appear on his forehead.

“What! No way! That's the best smile you can give my little brother?”
“Yeah...Wait? What Do You Mean Your Little Brother!?”

Mirko and Hawks started to argue. Endeavor felt the flames on his face get brighter and hotter.

“ Will You Both Shut Up!!!! ” Endeavor turned around flames blazing glaring at the two. “Now answer me this. Why are they here and not at UA?”

“Oh, we just wanted to spend time with our little brother and since UA wouldn't let us in we just ‘borrowed’ him.”

“Yeah we're giving him back at the end of the day.”

Endeavor glared at them. “No.”

“What?”

“Wait what are you-”

“I'm taking him back. You basically kidnapped a child and teenager. That isn't going to slide with Nezu. That's not even counting his mother and All Might.”

“But-”

“No Buts!”

Endeavor turned and picked up Midoriya who wasn't crying any more. He looked at the other boy.

“Follow me, I'm dropping you both off.”

Endeavor barely turned when Hawks zoomed past him snatching the boy from his arms.

“Only if you can catch me!”

Mirko jumped out the window after him. Endeavor looked down at his arms then the window. Tokoyami hid behind his desk.

“ HAWKS! ”

* Meanwhile *

“Hello Welcome to-”

“ Where Is He!? ”

Aizawa busted through the doors to Hawks Agency. With him were Uraraka, Momo, Tsuyu, Sato, Hagakure and Sero. They were in full hero costumes and angry.

The secretary sighed and looked down at her planner.

“Hawks isn’t here if he's not at Mirko’s then he's pestering Endeavor.”

“Ok.”

The students looked around and noticed the sidekicks staring at them.

“What?”
“What could he have possibly-”

“He baby-napped All Might's Baby!”

A thunk at the reception desk caught everyone.

“ I'm going to kill him .”

“Not if we get to him first.” Aizawa growled “ALL MIGHT! Report!”

* Somewhere Else *

All Might scared the crap out of the secretary at Mirko’s Agency. With him were Iida, Todoroki, Kirishima, Jiro and Mina. He crashed through the ceiling.

“ Where Are They!?”

“Not Here! ”

All Might noticed the lack of noise and gritted his teeth together.

“Not here.”

“ Then Where Could They Be!? ”

His phone rang.

“Yes?”

“Endeavor and Tokoyami are chasing them.”

* Back At UA *

Inko, Nezu, Koda, Mineta, Denki, Ojiro and Aoyama stayed behind to make sure they didn't just return Izuku. Inko had been pacing the room in hopes of calming her anxiety. ( it didn't ). Mineta was following Inko with a tray on his head filled to the brim with cookies and tea. Inko kept grabbing the cookies off the tray. Nezu watched amused.

"I believe this was Izuku's doing."

"Oui, Monsieur Izuku gave him a book on étiquette."

"Kind of makes you proud. Doesn't it?" Denki asked

"Yeah. No wonder most of the girls find him cute." Ojiro added. Koda tapped his shoulder. "Oh what's up?"

Koda pointed to the news on the dorm's TV. Everyone looked and paled.

" Now the number 2 and number 5 hero are being chased by Endeavor and the hero student, Tsukuyomi. It also appears that they have baby napped All Might's Son Izuku. All heros in the area are asked to not interfere as Izuku could be frightened. We are also informed that Izuku's teacher and classmates will soon join in the rescue mission. All Might also appears to be joining in. Stay tuned as we give you a play by play of Izuku's rescue ."

A crash and scream were heard behind them. They turned to see Inko had passed out and Mineta had barely caught her. ( No worries he did but was squished behind her back .)

"Help! I'm too short to pick her up!"

Hawks dodged another attack from Tokoyami and sped up. Izuku was clutched to the front of his shirt with a spare set of green goggles. Mirko was keeping Endeavor slightly occupied. He looked back to see Tokoyami stop on a building rooftop.

" Now!"

Hawks turned just in time to see Cellophane launch Uravity at him. She slapped one of his wings while grabbing Izuku from his arms. She was yanked back by the swinging Cellophane.

"We got-"

"Not so fast!"

Mirko's shoulder hit Uravity in the side and grabbed Izuku. Uravity grabbed her face to keep from puking and deactivated her quirk. Hawks freed from Zero Gravity tired to continue when a scarf wrapped around him.

He turned to see Eraserhead, Creati, Froppy and Sugarman. He glanced back at Mirko who still had Endeavor on her tail.

"Well, it looks like I can party a little."

Mirko dodged another swipe from Endeavor. She kept running, as much as she hated it. Iziku was clinging to her. She glared back at Endeavor. They just wanted one day with their little brother. Was that too much to ask!?

" Now!"

Mirko turned to see Mini-Ingenium running full speed at her. She dodge only to have her feet encased in Ice. She glared at the group in front of her. Shoto had encased her feet while Earphone Jack pulled her jacks from the floor and wall. Pinky and Red Riot were slowly moving to flank her. She growled.

"It's over Mirko! Now hand over Mini-Might!" Iida yelled from behind her

"I won't go-"

A fist connected with her head as Izuku was pulled from her arms.

" Enough! He is not your child !"

Everyone stared at Endeavor who held Izuku in his left arm. Izuku was whimpering and snuggling closer to the Number One hero. Endeavor looked angry but had turned off his facial fire. He looked down at Izuku.

"You ok kid?" Izuku nodded. "Good."

He grabbed Mirko by her shirt.

"Shoto separate the ice from the ground so we can get her back to where the other idiot is."

Shoto did as he was asked to do but kept an eye on Izuku. He didn't trust his father but only he could really keep Izuku safe right now. They walked back the way they came and met up with Aizawa and his group. Apparently Hawks lost because he didn't see Hagakure.

"Where is All-"

" IZUKU !"

Izuku's head shot up from Endeavor's shoulder. He spotted All Might in his skinny form. ( His rage could only keep him in big form for so long .)

" DADDY !"

Izuku tried to jump but Endeavor held him.

"Hold still or you'll hurt yourself."

All Might ripped Izuku out of Endeavor's arms and held him close. Izuku cried into his shoulder. Endeavor scoffed, turning to Hawks and Mirko.

"Now I believe you two are going to have to answer to the boy's mom."

The younger heros both pouted. Izuku looked over at the grumpy Endeavor.

" Uncle Deavor ?"

Endeavor felt his shoulders hunched up. He looked back at Izuku as everyone also stared at him.

"What did you call me?"

"Uncle Deavor."

Endeavor coughed into his fist to cover up his embarrassment. Shoto looked between Izuku and his dad. Did...did he just get a cousin? Izuku patted All Might's arm to be put down. Once on the ground he walked over to Endeavor. He put his arms up and grunted. Endeavor grumbled picking the boy up.

"What?"

Izuku hugged Endeavor around his neck and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.

"Thank you for rescuing me Uncle Deavor."

Oh how the media had fun with that scene.

Chapter Text

Inko was pacing just inside the entrance of the conference room. She had been told her baby had been rescued. The boys had been sent back to the dorm to wait for the rest of Class 1-A. Toshinori, Aizawa-San and Endeavor were bringing the two culprits. Nezu sat not too far from her.

"Do you think he's ok? What if they hurt him? What If He's Scared!?"

"Inko Dear." Nezu replied given a natural smile of his own

To anyone else it would look threatening but to Inko it was soothing. The energy behind it wasn't malicious so she took a deep breath.

"Izuku will be fine. I've already said you can punish the two heroes. Besides, the media is having a field day with his innocent display of affection."

Inko looked at the TV again as it once again replayed Izuku giving Endeavor a kiss and calling him Uncle. Inko giggled. Endeavor looked like he wanted to die of embarrassment. A knock at the door interrupted her train of thought. She yanked the door open.

" MOMMY!"

"IZUKU!"

Inko hugged the life out of Izuku as he did the same to her. She felt another pair of arms wrap around her protectively.

Aizawa and Endeavor walked around the small 'family' . Hawks and Mirko tied up and plopped onto the floor in front of Nezu.

"So, what is their punishment?" Aizawa asked

Nezu smiled as the room dropped in temperature. Everyone ( minus Nezu and Izuku ) gulped. Inko was smiling calmly.

" I will personally deal with them. If you all could wait for us in the conference room down the hall. I Would Greatly Appreciate It ."

Hawks and Mirko felt dread as not only All Might fled the room but Stone Cold Aizawa and Endeavor quickly followed with a cackling Nezu behind them.

" Now...Where To Begin?"

Nezu left the three grown men in the conference room alone as Nezu left to go watch Inko terrorize the two heros.

Currently, Aizawa was watching a pissy match between All Might and Endeavor. Izuku had moved to the center of the round table and was playing with a white board and expo markers. Aizawa had moved to go to sleep when they started.

"He should come over to spend time."

"He can't. UA rules."

"He'd be just as safe."

"I don't think he'd want to."

"Really? Cause he wouldn't want to spend time with His Uncle Deavor?"

"You have your own kids. Spend time with them."

"They aren't as cute."

"Shoto is cute."

"Pff. As cute as a blob fish. Besides, Izuku likes me better."

"Ha! In your dreams! Izuku would much prefer to go with his father! As In Me!"

"Well Where Were You When He Was Being Tossed Around By The Idiot Duo?"

"Both of you shut up. There is a logical way to do this."

Both heros snapped their heads to Aizawa. He smirked.

"We all call to Izuku and see who he comes to."

"Like those tiktoks where the parents run one way to see who their kids follow?" Both heros looked at Endeavor. "What? Fuyumi shows me some."

Aizawa shook his head. ( Not admitting that Zashi and Nemuri have shown him to many .)

"I think this is a great Idea!" All Might Yelled

"Not so loud you idiot!" Endeavor yelled walking to the other end of the table to the right of the door

"You shall see just how much my son loves me." All Might responded moving to the left of the door

Aizawa got out of his sleeping bag. "Lets see who out of the three of us is Izuku's favorite."

They got in position. All Might to the left, Aizawa in front of the door and Endeavor to the right.

"Ready."

"Set."

"Go!"

"Izuku Come To Daddy!"

"Problem Child Lets Go See a Quirk Exhibit Match!"

"Tiny Izuku Come With Uncle Deavor!"

"Come to Daddy! We can go watch hero movies with Mommy!"

"I'll let you braid my hair like you've been asking Izuku!"

"Come To Uncle Deavor Izuku. We can go visit Auntie Rei!"

"I'll get you the next 3 limited edition hero merch for All Might!"

"Just All Might, I'll get you the next three for All Might and three heros of your choice."

"Ha! Pathetic I'll Get Him All The Merchandise He's Missing And The Next Four For Every Hero He Wants!"

"I'll-"

"What is going on in here?"

The three men froze, turning to the door. Inko stood there with Nezu. Izuku turned around and saw his mom.

" Mommy !"

He stood up and walked across the table stretching his arms out to Inko. She picked him up smiling. Izuku leaned his head on her shoulder, sucking on his thumb. Inko turned around walking back out of the conference room. She paused at the door slightly turning back.

"Just to let you all know. Izuku is a momma's boy ." She said winking at the trio

The trio collapsed onto the table. Toshinori looked out the door to see Inko walking down the hall swaying her hips. He smiled turning around. Endeavor had an eyebrow raised, Nezu was chuckling while Aizawa face palmed.

"What?"

"You suck at not showing how much you're interested in her." Aizawa said

"W-what?"

"Let me explain in words you'd understand. You looked ready to chase her down and give Izuku a little sibling."

Aizawa and Toshinori sputtered and choked respectively while Nezu laughed. Great more people to tease him about it.

Bonus:

The door to a different conference room opened slowly. Two heads poked out looking side to side.

" I-Is t-th-the c-c-cost c-c-clear ?" Hawks asked clinging to Mirko

Mirko looked side to side quickly. She only nodded. The both shuffled slowly out of the room. They poked their heads out from around the corner. They saw no one.

"Hi!"

Mirko and Hawks screamed loudly. Mirko passed out while Hawks curled up into a ball crying. Mirio looked between the two and shrugged his shoulders. He was half hanging out of the wall in front of them.

"Was it something I said?"

Chapter Text

After the incident with Hawks and Mirko, Nezu decided it would be best to let Izuku stay in the student dorms for class. That ment that whoever was watching him would stay in the dorms with him. Hagakure was happy since that meant she could stay in the dorms and not have to go to morning class. Hagakure watched her classmates walk down the stairs towards the school. She looked around and noticed 2 things.

One: they didn't have any kids toys.

Two: she didn't know what to do with Izuku for the day.

The common room door opened after three knocks. Hagakure turned around to see All Might carrying Izuku and Mrs. Midoriya carrying his backpack, a duffle bag and a lunch box.

"Good Morning!"

"Good Morning." Inko responded "now I packed Izuku's lunch just in case we can't make it back in time to eat with him."

"Oh? Are you two going on a date?"

"Wha-"

"No. No. I have a new case I need to work on!"

"I have classes today, Young Hagakure!"

Hagakure nodded slowly as both adults blushed madly. Yeah they were so in love.

"Well you can leave it up to me!"

Both adults bowed to her before they left. She looked down at Izuku who was looking up at her with a notebook.

"So...what do you want to do?"

Hagakure looked down at all the supplies they had gathered. Izuku had gathered different things to help Hagakure with a small problem she had.

"D-Do you think this will work?"

"Maybe...won't hurt unless we try."

"Ok let's do this!"

Step One: Foundation?

Hagakure watched as Izuku helped her pain on all the 'Foundation' on her arms and legs. Her face and neck were done. It was a little unnerving to see her skin but she had to trust the process.

"Are you sure this is safe?"

"Yeah! The body paint just has to dry and then we add another layer to make sure it covers every little spot."

"But...won't it look weird?"

"Nah. Ok now stand there for about 15 to 20 minutes. I'll go set the wig you choose."

Hagakure sighed. This was going to be a long process.

Step Two: Contacts and Wig

"Do you think they will like the pink wig?"

"Yeah. It be cute!"

"Ok...but did we have to go with the cat eye contacts? I wanted the brown."

"Brown is too plain for the surprise. You need to pop."

"Ok...now how do I put these in?"

"I don't know how to read the instructions."

Step Three: Nails

"Izuku I can't have bright neon green nails."

"But pretty!"

"It doesn't match my outfit or anything else."

"Wah!"

"Ok! OK! We can do one nail green!"

Step Four: Make-Up

"See it's not so hard."

"Easy for you to say I can barely tell where my eyebrows end."

"Just use the facial guide."

"Izuku. I can barely recognize that!"

"Oh quit whining, more eyebrow shading. We still have the eyeshadow to do."

"yes bossy pants."

"Hey!"

Aizawa was coming to get Hagakure and eat lunch with Izuku since neither Inko or All Might could make it. He opened the door to see a strange girl in the room with Izuku. She was around 150 cm tall, long pink hair in pigtails. She was wearing the UA high school uniform. Aizawa slowly got into a fighting stance ready to attack when Izuku looked at the girl.

"Hey Hagakure do you think we should warn the others that you look different or should we make it a surprise surprise?"

"I think a warning. That way they don't attack me on the spot."

"That would be wise."

Both of them jumped and turned around. Aizaqa noticed what they had done and sighed. Hagakure was now completely visible. They even gave her full eye contacts and even body painted her skin.

"Hagakure, what is the meaning of this?"

"Well, um…"

"It was my plan Azawa sensei!" Izuku yelled, launching himself at Aizawa's legs. "I just wanted Hagakure to be seen...even if it's just for today."

Aizawa sighed, motioning to Hagakure to go to lunch. Once gone Aizawa looks back down at Izuku as he lets go of his legs.

"Now why did you really do this?"

Izuku looked down playing with the hem of his shirt.

"I wanted her to see that everyone loved her just the way she was by changing how she looked."

Aizawa sighed, picking up his problem child.

"You are too much at times."

"You know you love me."

Aizawa smiled, heading over to heat up his lunch.

Sato walked into the common room with a bag of items. Aizawa and Izuku looked up from where they were sleeping.

"Hey Izuku. Hagakure said to keep the things. She was happy for the day but it's too much work to keep up."

Izuku smiled. "My plan worked!"

Aizawa smiled, getting up as Izuku ran around. He grabbed the bag and duffle bag.

"Great. I'll tell Midnight she can keep what Hagakure didn't use. Her third year art class is going to have a field day."

Sato nodded while walking up to Izuku.

"Hey, are you ready to spend time with me?"

"Yeah! What are we doing?

"We will be baking cupcakes."

"Yes!"

Sato stared at Izuku. Izuku had put his hair in a headband and pulled it back. He also wore an apron big for him. It was adorable. He took a few pictures to show his mom. Then they got to making the cupcakes.

"Ok now the first thing we do is?"

"Oven!"

"Yes, we preheat the oven."

"To one thousand degrees!"

Sato stared at Izuku who looked so certain.

"We're trying to bake the cookies, not obliterate them."

"Four cups of flour."

"Four Cups Of Flour!"

"....Izuku that's a mug."

"I know."

"Okay this is going to be a long day."

"Two eggs."

"Two eggs."

Sato starred as Izuku tossed the entire egg into the bowl.

"Not with the egg shells."

"But that makes the cupcakes crunchy."

"Izu...that's not how they make them crunchy."

"Hey Izuku, did you get the two cups of sugar?"

"Yeah I put them in!"

"Ok. Now we mix those together and separate them into the molds. Now that that's done, tap them to make sure there are no air bubbles."

Izuku slammed his tray down causing some to splatter on the walls. Sato blinked

"I said tap. Not slam."

"But that was a tap. It was just a hard tap."

Sato sighed.

"Ok let's just put them in the oven and now we wait."

"The cupcakes are done!"

"Yeah!"

Sato took them out of the oven and took them out of the cupcake molds. He set them down to cool and looked over at Izuku. He was bouncing in place. He smiled.

"Why don't you go see if we have an icing already?"

"Ok!"

Sato smiled, grabbing a cupcake and taking a bite...this tasted wrong. Actually this tasted horrible. He looked up at Izuku who tilted his head.

"Is everything ok?"

"Izuku, what kind of sugar did you use for the cake?"

"Well I used the sugar next to the stove."

Sato resisted the urge to puke. Izuku had added two cups of salt to the batter.

"Oh...well do you want to make more?"

"Yes!"

Oh thank god. Now, how was he going to get rid of the first batch?

Everyone came back with All Might to pick up Izuku. They walked in and saw Sato staring at a batch of green iced cupcakes. He looked terrified of them.

"Hey Sato, what's up!?" Kirishima asked snatching a cupcake from the plate

"Wait don't-"

Too late Kirishima bit into it and froze. He slowly turned to throw it away when Izuku showed up.

"Oh do you like the cupcakes I made!?"

Kirishima nodded slowly trying to force the foul tasting object down his throat. Izuku turned to the rest.

"Try them! Please!"

Everyone looked at each other in horror as Sato and Kirishima both shook their heads no. Izuku then grabbed the plate of cupcakes and handed them each one.

"Here eat!"

They all looked at their hands and back up to Izuku. He's so lucky he's cute .

Chapter Text

Mina was left in charge of Izuku. Which was fun...or not.

"Izuku don't climb the counters!"

"But I want Nutella!"

Mina grabbed Izuku and pulled him off the counters. She then grabbed the Nutella.

"Ask me to grab them Izuku. We don't want you to get hurt."

" I'm a big boy now!" Izuku yelled, stomping his feet.

Mina didn't know why Izuku was suddenly acting so different from the sweet lovable toddler he normally was. He has been grumpy since that morning. Demanding and yelling. Mina had tried to get him to calm down but to no use. He wanted his mom or daddy. Mina turned to see Izuku chuck the spoon covered Nutella at the wall. He started screaming, rubbing his right ear. Mina wanted to pick him up but he kicked her. She was worried that he was going to hurt himself so she called Nezu.

Nezu was going over the school's budget for the next year when the phone rang. He picked it up, noticing the number from the Midoriya dorm.

"Yes-"

Crash ! Nezu shot up on his chair. The sound of something glass breaking startled him.

"Izuku stop. Nezu can you send Recovery Girl and All Might I think something is wrong with Izuku! Wait Izuku no!"

Another loud crash was heard. Nezu quickly hung up, getting down from his chair running into his secret tunnels. He popped out in the teachers lounge. Yagi jumped from his spot as did the other teachers present.

"Nezu?"

"Yagi we need to get Recovery Girl. Something is wrong with Izuku."

Yagi nodded, grabbing Nezu, placing him on his shoulder. They got Recovery Girl and headed over to the dorms.

Mina had gotten Izuku to calm down by offering him a freshly warmed up blanket. He curled up on the couch holding onto the blanket while rubbing his right ear. Mina watched closely to see if he panicked again. She was sweeping up the broken plates and glasses on the floor. Izuku had also managed to get a microwave tossed to the ground. She heard the door open.

"Mina is-"

The three adults stopped to see the chaos of the kitchen. Mina's shoulder sagged in relief.

"Oh thank God."

"What? Did Izuku do all of this?"

Mina nodded, walking slowly towards the couch.

"I got him to calm down with a warm blanket but he doesn't look too good."

She was right. Izuku was blinking slowly and pulling at his ears. He was also slightly red in the face. All Might walked around the couch.

"Izuku?"

Izuku looked up at him. He reached out his arms whimpering.

Toshinori didn't know how to feel. His son was in pain and appeared sick. He looked to Recovery Girl who looked concerned.

"Turn his right ear to me."

Toshinori turned Izuku, letting his head rest against him. Recovery Girl pulled out an Otoscope. She hummed as she examined his ear.

"So...is he ok?"

"Afraid not. He has an ear infection."

"How bad?" Mina asked leaning over the couch

"We won't be able to tell just yet. It all comes down to how long it lasts. For now we can give him fever medicine and a warm compress to put against his ear."

Mina nodded as she was handed the compress to heat up. Recovery Girl gave Izuku some medicine before packing up.

"Should I stay with him?" Toshinori asked

Izuku was falling asleep. Recovery Girl smiled

"He'll be fine Toshinori. You can come back by lunch to check on him."

Toshinori nodded, laying Izuku down on his little nest of blankets. Mina finished cleaning up the kitchen before sitting down next to him.

"Sorry I couldn't stop the mess."

"It's ok. None of us knew he could be so... violent ." Toshinori said, looking down at the boy, "I'll ask her about it later. For now we'll just have him rest. Make sure he drinks some water. I'll make some soup for lunch."

Nezu and Recovery Girl smiled as they followed the worried dad back to UA.

Toshinori ran the whole way to the dorms. He was pulled aside by Hound Dog who gave him to tubs of soup sent by Lunch Rush. He ran into the room to see Mina staring intently at a sleeping Izuku.

"Um….Young Ashido?"

"He hasn't woken up since you left. My eyes have never left him once."

"Ok. Well you can go off to lunch. I shall stay with Izuku."

Mina nodded leaving the worried father with his son. He placed the food down and ran a hand through his son's hair. Izuku stirred.

"Daddy?"

"Yes Daddy is here Izuku."

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt Mina."

"You didn't hurt Mina, she was just very worried since you weren't acting like yourself. Now let's get some food for you."

"Otay."

Sero walked in on the cutest thing ever. All Might had fallen asleep with Izuku on his chest. His hand on Izuku's back while Izuku drooled on All Mights shirt. Sero took a picture. He tapped a cup on the table like Nezu said.

Now he knew why.

All Might jumped up and swung in the direction of the sound. He blinked his eyes.

"Young Sero?"

"Lunch is over. Came to watch over Izuku."

"Ah, yes. He's-"

"Mina let us know. I'll watch him. I have some old mom tricks to help him be cured."

"Ok...I shall see you later."

"Ok. Now to cure you Izuku."

Sero grabbed an egg out of the fridge. Out of the carton and sat down with Izuku in his lap. He started to rub the egg all over Izuku's head, arms, legs and torso. Izuku looked at the egg as it traveled all over him.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm using my mom's old wives tales to cure you."

"Oh. Ok."

Izuku kept watch over the egg until he fell asleep. 

Toshinori came back to Sero cracking eggs into a glass bowl. He then looked at Izuku whose temperature seemed to have dropped. The eggs had a slightly darker yellow color to them.

"What happened?"

"Oh I used my mom's old tradition of using eggs to get rid of a fever by rubbing them on a baby."

"What?"

"Yeah can't explain why but it works."

Toshinori blinked before sighing. Only his students.

Chapter Text

Inko had apologized profusely at Izuku's behavior. She had forgotten all about that since Izuku stopped having such violent reactions to being sick by the age of 5. Nezu dismissed it saying they all would have forgotten too if it had been them.

Ojiro thought the same as he swung his tail side to side. Izuku had grabbed a blanket and laid on his tail. He wanted to walk outside the dorm rooms. Ojiro knew he shouldn't but Izuku was sick and probably wanted fresh air. So here Ojiro was walking around the dorm's courtyard swinging Izuku on his tail as they walked the courtyard. He was almost spotted once by Ectoplasm but hid quickly enough behind a tree.

He stopped and looked back at Izuku who was shaking slightly but was burning up. He sighed and walked towards the school. He knew he shouldn't but he was worried. He got two steps from the school's door when a hand landed on his shoulder. He flinched, turning slowly to see Ectoplasm.

"Nezu has had me looking for you two since you walked out of the school's dorms. Now why did you leave? "

"I-Izuku wanted to go outside so I thought a little bit of time outside would be ok. But then he got a little worse so I brought him over for Recovery Girl to check him."

Ectoplasm raised an eyebrow at the young boy. He nodded, releasing the boy's shoulder.

"Let us hurry."

Ojiro sighed following his teacher into the building.

In Recovery Girls Office

Recovery Girl sighed. Izuku's fever was at 40.167°C...much too high for a child. She placed a cooling rag on his head while she looked over at Ectoplasm and Ojiro. She could shoo Ectoplasm away but Ojiro had to stay. Nodding to herself she executed her plan.

"Ectoplasm go inform Nezu that Izuku is here."

Ectoplasm nodded leaving Ojiro with Recovery Girl. She turned to him

"As for you, you will help me clean and organize the entire office."

Ojiro nodded, finding this the best way to keep his turn with Izuku.

Yagi opened the door to the Nurses office slowly. Hw looked around slowly before entering. He took two steps before a cough startled him.

"You're not very good at this Yagi." Recovery Girl said "I already sent Ojiro to lunch. I suppose you're taking Izuku back to the dorms?"

"Ah yes. I'm here to take him back."

Recovery Girl sighed.

"You are terrible at this."

"I am not."

"You hover over the boy non stop. The tiniest thing sends you into a panic, Yagi."

"I can't help it, my boy is always getting hurt and I can't do anything about it.'

"Yagi-"

"No, I understand that I'm not the best at many things! I understand that but never ever claim I can't raise my boy+"

"So he is your secret love child."

Yagi froze, turning slowly to see Todoroki behind him. He had a smile on his face.

"What?"

Toshinori spent all of Lunch explaining to Todoroki that Izuku wasn't his blood child to no avail. Luckily, Shoji saved him from any more questions. They were walking back to the dorms when Izuku threw up his lunch. Toshinori looked ready to run back to Recovery Girl when Shoji took Izuku.

"It's normal. Ear infections can lead to many other symptoms, one being vomiting."

Toshinori blushed seeing as a student recognized that he was having trouble with his parenting style. Shoji looked at Izuku then Toshinori.

"If you'd like we can help you relax a little about his child like nature now."

Toshinori was going to decline but stopped himself. If he was honest with himself he knew he had no idea how to care for a child and maybe some lessons would help him.

"Thank you, I would greatly appreciate it."

Shoji nodded as they walked into the dorm.

Shoji was frozen with shock. Him and All Might had been discussing different reactions a child may have to different scenarios when Izuku sat up and took his mask off. His eyes trailed down to Izuku. He had a delirious look of determination.

"I-Izuku?"

"Don't hide your pretty face."

Izuku then rolled over to All Might's lap. He plopped his head in his lap and slept again

"What just happened?"

"I believe his mother called them Izuku moments. Moments where Izuku's bare personality shows up."

"Ah...so do we just-"

"We can ignore it for now but if he does it again we will address it."

With reassurance ing hand Shoji continues his little presentation.

Chapter Text

Ectoplasm smiled at Toshinori. He had finally worked up the courage to go have a lunch date with Inko. Toshinori had dropped Izuku off at his classroom, a blushing mess.

"Nervous?"

"A little?"

Ectoplasm has to stifle a chuckle. "That sounded more like a question than an answer."

Toshinori slumped forward. "Is it that noticeable?"

"Terribly so."

Toshinori groaned, slumping down at a student's desk. Ectoplasm looked over at Izuku who was sleeping on a mat. He sat down next to Toshinori.

"What's so wrong with a lunch date?"

Toshinori avoided looking into his eyes. Ectoplasm watched as he shrunk in on himself.

"Well it's not the type of date…"

"Then, what could have you in such a state of panic? It can't be looks, she's seen you as you are now. It can't be the title of the symbol of peace, she would have refused the date. So what-"

" It's my first date ."

Ectoplasm froze. He turned to look at Toshinori as he blushed a deep red.

" Ever ?"

" Ever ."

Ectoplasm almost toppled out of his chair. Toshinori Yagi, All Might, The Freaking Symbol Of Peace...Has Never Been On A Date!?

"What? How you were like the most sought after man!?"

Toshinori sighed looking down at the floor.

"I know. I just...pushed my life aside. I focused entirely on my goal as the Symbol of Peace that when I no longer had that...I had nothing."

Ectoplasm felt bad. Toshinori had given up everything for the world. Now, he felt like he had nothing. In a way it was a good thing he was getting out there...even if it was with his student's mom.

"Just be yourself Yagi. If she is the one she'll love you for you."

Toshinori smiled. "Thanks. I need that."

Ectoplasm patted his back leading him out of his classroom. He turned towards a sleeping Izuku. Now to watch over this angel.

Ectoplasm prided himself on being prepared for everything. Anything at all as a Pro Hero.

He was not prepared for a cranky Izuku.

"Izuku please calm yourself!"

" Arrraahhh !"

Izuku yelled, throwing a wooden block in Ectoplasm's direction. He had woken up clutching his right ear, the one with infection. He was screaming and shouting. Ectoplasm noticed blood mixed in with a yellow discharge. He had already paged Recovery Girl to come help him. He ducked under another block.

"What the...Ectoplasm!"

Ectoplasm turned around to see that Aizawa had dodged the block. Before Ectoplasm could answer Izuku threw another two blocks. Both teachers hid behind the teachers desk. The blocks resounded off the board as they fell to the ground. They both looked at each other.

"How exactly do we do this?"

"I have a plan."

Recovery Girl flared at the two pro's. Izuku was struggling inside of Aizawa's capture weapon. Ectoplasm had multiple clones around the room.

" Seriously !?"

"But he-"

" Is a toddler! They are prone to lash out !"

She smacked them both with her cane and grabbed Izuku who had now calmed down. She checks his ear humming.

"Its like its finally draining. Izuku should be back to normal by tomorrow. Now, no more of this nonsense."

"Yes Ma'am." Both heroes parrotted

Recovery Girl left sighing. What was wrong with these heros.

Toshinori smiled as Ectoplasm told him the good news about Izukus ear. Inko also thanked him. Although he didn't know why he kept snickering. He placed Izuku in his bed and turned to leave when he noticed his lips...had a glossy pink ting to them. Crap .

Chapter Text

Midnight smiled at her idea. She had decided that for today she and Izuku could draw on the roof of the school while waiting for school to let out. She had brought snacks, drinks, chalk, paint and even a tent to provide shade. Izuku was twirling around in a circle dripping red paint into the big red chalk outline of a heart. She had gotten a call from Toshinori saying that Aizawa was going to bring up Eri and Kota to play with Izuku.

They at first didn't want them to interact with Izuku due to fear of him freaking out when he got older. Luckily ( for Kota and Eri ) Inko put her foot down and forced them to allow for a playdate. Midnight had been the only one to agree off the bat so she got the honor of watching all 3 for the day. So here she was with Aizawa and Mandalay giving her a list of instructions.

"Make sure they don't miss lunch."

"Eri doesn't like to be left alone."

"Kota doesn't eat vegetables but please try to get him to eat some."

"Eri can be near the edge because she's afraid of heights."

"Ok, Ok! That's enough I'm more than capable of watching them." Midnight interrupted

Aizawa raised an eyebrow. "Doubt it but fine. We'll be back at 1 to pick them up."

"Ok, just make sure Kota knows that Izuku wont stay little forever."

"Smae with Eri. We've explained it before but she may still be confused."

"Don't worry everything will be fine."

Bith adults sighed. Everytime someone says that something bad happens.

Midnight turned around to play with the children.

Kota stared at Deku. He was a kid now too. He was laughing while spreading the red paint in the heart. Kota also looked over at the girl. She was cute. What? Ew! Gross! No bad brain. Kota glared at the floor.

"A-are you ok?"

He looked up to see both Deku and Eri infront of him.

"Wah!"

Eri jumped and hid behind Mister Deku. The boy with the horns on his head was strange. Mister Deku chuckled at the biy jolding gis hand out.

"Hi I'm Izuku, what's your name?"

Kota stared at Deku's hand. He really didnt remember him. Kota glared at Izuku.

"You don't remember me."

Deku tilted his head. "No...should I?"

Kota got up and glared at Izuku. "Yes You Should!"

Midnight notice nad walked over. "Hey Kota calm down its not his fault he can't-"

"You dont remember your fight with Muscular!?"

Midnight stopped Kota. "His what?"

Kota looked up at Midnight. "His fight with Muscular."

"Who's Muscular?"

Kota gaped at Deku. "You-? Muscular is one of the badest villains ever! He killed so many pros and was on the run from the law. But he then attacked your dumb hero training camp and you went to go get me. They you both fought. He punched at you but you dodge and grabbed me. You also broke both your arms! Then you knocked him out by punching him into a mountain side and having the mountain fall on him. It was awesome!"

"Wow Mister Deku also saved me." Eri asdded smiling

"D-Deku?!"

Both children looked at Izuku. Midnight saved him by answering his 'question'.

"Yes you choose your hero name to be the cand do anything hero: Deku."

"Oh...so I did a play on word meanings since Deku sounds like Dekiru."

Midnight nodded before looking at Kota.

"Also what do you mean he fought a villain?"

"But he did the same to save me." Eri added making Midnight look at her

"Really?"

"Yeah. You helped me get away from Chisaki. He turned into the big bad monster but you went in with a pow and bam and punched and kicked him until he couldn't fight anymore. Then you taught me that my power isn't a curse and that I could smile."

Izuku smiled widely. "I saved people!"

Midnight felt like dropping dead. She knew Izuku had gotten into a few villain fights but both Aizawa and All Might downplayed it too much. So she got up, twlling them to stay on the roof before heading down to find them.

It had been about an hour since Midnight left and both Izuku and Kota needed to pee.

"I have to go!"

"But Miss Nemuri said we couldn't leave the roof!"

"I'm going to pee my pants!"

Izuku finally had enough. "That's it I'm peeing over the edge."

Kota looked as Izuku pulled down his pants and peed through the railing down below. Kota shrugged and stood next to Izuku as they both peed down below. Eri looked at them then to herself.

"Hey, how come I don't have one?"

Aizawa was talking to the WWP's when Midnight stormed up to him.

"I have been looking for you!?"

"Why? School just let out."

"I was going to ask why the hell did you and All Might play down Izuku's villain fights when the boy fought Muscular and won!?"

"Because-"

"Wait...where are the kids?"

"There on the roof top why?"

"Without an adult?"

"Ye….oh, I fucked up."

"What!?" Aizawa and Mandalay yelled

"Who's throwing water!?" Tiger Yelled

They looked back to see a stream of water coming from the top of the school. Ragdoll looked at the floor before laughing. The water...was yellow...oh. Tiger's eyes twitched.

"Did they just pee on me!?"

Up on the roof top Eri looked between both boys.

"I don't get it. Why can't I have a pee stick?"

"Maybe it's something only for boys?" Kota said

"Yeah like how girls have three holes!" Izuku said

"Maybe."

The door behind them slams open. Aizawa raced in and grabbed Eri.

"Put Your Pants On! Midnight!"

Yeah, whenever someone says things are alright...they are not.

Chapter Text

After A long explanation to the three children about the differences in genders. ( They kept it PG .) Izuku got to asking about the Pussycats quirks.

Tiger went first since they had to apologize for peeing on him.

"My quirk is called Pilabody! It allows me to stretch, flatten and bend my body in ways that are normally imposible!"

"Wow! That's so cool! Does that mean if you lock yourself out of your house you can just slip in under the door?" Izuku asked

"Ah...maybe?"

"Wha!? You mean you haven't tried?!"

"Of course he hasn't. Tiger is a stick in the mud. You'd get a better result from Ragdoll or Pixie-Bob." Kota retorted

"That's true. They don't look all that responsible." Eri added looking over at them

" Hey !" Said mentioned women yelled

Tiger slumped forward at the kids brutally killed his ego.

"Yeah besides he doesn't even look like a Tiger."

"Yes tigers have orange , not brown ."

"I don't think he knows what a chill day is."

"Doubt he even knows how to have a chill day."

"Must have been Mister boring in school."

"Yeah!"

"Um...Mandalay switch with me please!"

"Sure. What's wrong?"

"You'll see."

Mandalay was starting to see why Tiger looked so glum.

"Telepath is a pretty good quirk." Izuku started

"Yeah but she can't hear anyone who wants to relay messages. If anything it's a cruel tool when the person contacted is dying." Kota angrily replied

"True but at least there is some comfort in the moments before death." Eri comforted Mandalay "Maybe she hadn't trained her quirk hard enough?"

"Yeah she only does rescue! Maybe she should try practicing receiving messages?"

"True. But what if she can't then she's stuck at useless square one!" 

"Kota, I'm your cousin."

" Exactly! You have to be stronger than this!"

"So how do we dissect her quirk?"

" Umm...PIXIE-BOB! YOUR TURN TO WATCH THEM !"

Mandalay grabbed Pixie-Bob and yeeted her over to the pack of wild animals…. she meant kids .

"Earth Flow is decent. She also has decent control. I can't find too many things wrong with her quirk." Izuku stated

"See nothing bad."

"Yeah but her personality stinks ." Kota retorted

"Yeah, who wants to get married anyways. Girl power!" Eri yelled

"W-wait!"

"Yeah, she's not too old . She's only 30 ." Eri cheered

"Yeah my mom had me in her late 20's early 30's." Izuku said

"But she may go through that old lady thing called men-o-pause !" Eri said fearfully

"So what can't she just adopt?" Kota added

Pixie-Bob sighed, getting up dragging Ragdoll over to the group.

"You deal with them. I'm going to cry to myself."

Ragdoll looked uncomfortable at the three children looking at her.

"You mean your quirk Search was stolen ?" Izuku asked

Ragdoll nodded before all three children hugged her.

" We're so sorry !"

Ragdoll hugged them all looking up at her team. They were all too busy nursing their hurt pride. She looked down at the trio

"I swear when I get big again I'm getting your quirk back!"

"Yeah! You're still a great hero! Even better than my cousin!"

" Hey !"

"You are so strong I wish to be just as strong as you!"

Ragdoll smiled as the trio cheered her up. She looked over at her teammates and stuck her tongue out. Take that.

Aizawa and Midnight sighed as the Pussycats left. The kids had fallen asleep not long after they cried over Ragdolls misfortune. Aizawa took Eri back to his dorm so she could sleep comfortably while Midnight walked over to the students dorm to get to All Mights floor.

She smiled as she took the elevator up. It was nice to know that life was going easy for everyone right now. Especially these two, All Might and Izuku.

She opened the door to All Might's dorm to see him slow dancing with Inko. Midnight smiled. Yeah...this was good for them.

Chapter Text

Kirishima stared at Izuku who had one ear covered. Izuku hugged his legs smiling.

"So, something big happened?"

"Yeah!"

Inko smiled as Kirishima tried not to fall.

"Yez, I convinced Nezu to allow for the first year hero course to go to the zoo today."

"Wow Really!?"

"Yes. He said I could and that a few people volunteered to help us."

"Wow, that's awesome. A whole first year field trip."

"Yes. So everyone will meet back at the dorms right after lunch so we can leave from here."

"Cool anything I should avoid before we leave?"

Inko paused. "You know you're the first student to ask me this?"

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No honey it's not. But to answer your question, yes. Izuku has to take a nap before we go so he doesn't get grouchy during the trip."

"Ok Mandatory Nap Time!"

Izuku pouted. "But I'm a big boy!"

"Yes Izuku you are a big boy but big boys also need their naps sometimes."

"Like Denki and Sero do during class?"

Kirishima covered his mouth to keep from laughing. Inko giggled.

"Yes but they shouldn't do it during class."

"Oh. Ok!"

Inko hugged Izuku goodbye. She smiled at Kirishima, patting his head. Kirishima closed the door.

"So…what do we play?"

"Heroes vs Villains!"

"Mwahahaha! I am Bloody Crimson! The Manliest Villain Of All Time!" Kirishima yelled

He had on a black shirt with a red skull on it with black jeans and black eye make-up with red hearts on his cheeks. He grabbed one of the pretend civilians ( stuffed animals ).

"Oh no help us! A handson evil villain has trapped us." A white bunny yelled

"Have No Fear For I Am Here!" Izuku yelled jumping out with a red towel around his neck

"Oh No! Mini Might is here!" Kirishima dramatically yelled

"Yeah the greatest hero of all time is here to save us!" A pink hippo exclaimed

"Oh well you'll never defeat me!" Kirishima yelled getting into fighting position

"We'll see about that!"

Izuku then jumped up onto the couch and threw multiple pillows at Kirishima. Kirishima badly dodged the pillows.

"You think cars can stop me you are sorely- wha!"

Izuku had gotten closer with each pillow before jumping onto Kirishima, knocking him down. He tackled Kirishima into submission.

"Ok! Ok! You win, please stop!"

Izuku cheered as he celebrated with the stuffed animals.

"Ok. We have an hour until lunch. So how about you take a nap and I'll clean up- Izuku wait!"

Izuku grabbed all the stuffed animals and ran away.

"No! I don't want a nap!"

Kirishima tried to follow but tripped over a discarded towle. He sighed.

"Ok, looks like we're playing hide and seek! You hide, I'll seek!"

Kirishima sighed and started to count out loud as he picked up the pillows and toys. Let's see who outlast who.

"Um...Kiri?"

Kirishima looked out from the kitchen at his friends.

"Hey guys, what are you guys doing here?"

"The entire class thought since we had a field trip this afternoon that we should all just eat here." Mina said placing a tray of food on the table

"Oh...so why are they here?"

"Well since the entire hero course is going we just invited them all over to eat here." Iida exclaimed 

"Well that explains."

"Also where's Izuku?"

"And why are our stuffed animals out here?"

"Oh yeah. Izuku decided he wanted to play heros so he went looking for civilians. Since I didn't know whose was whose, I just put them in the box for you all to sort out later."

"That's one thing solved now where Izuku?"

"Mineta's room."

"What!?"

Everyone raced up to Mineta's room. They pushed the door open... what the fuck?

"I can explain!"

All over Mineta's room were posters of anime girls from Sailor Moon, Ranma ½ and a few other slices of life, comedy and romance ones. Mineta squirmed as everyone looked at him.

"What I like a good romance and plot."

"Dude...this is...not what we expected."

"Well, what did you expect?"

"Um...hey look Izuku's waking up! Let's go eat!"

"Wait, you guys didn't answer my question!"

"Is everyone here?" Aizawa asked bored

"Yes sir! Everyone but Bakugo is here!" Iida replied

"Good now we have two guests accompanying us today."

"Wow who?"

"We are chicks!"

Both classes turned around to see Hawks and Mirko in civilian clothing.

"Wow how'd you get them to make time to come with us."

"They owed Inko a favor." Toshinori answered

The six adults accompanying the group were Aizawa, Kan, Toshinori, Inko, Hawks and Mirko.

"Now each adult has a group of children to watch over. Here is your assigned adult.

Inko: Izuku Midoriya, Koji Koda, Ochaco Uraraka, Ibara Shiozaki, Kinoko Komori, Toru Hagakure, Yuga Aoyama.

All Might: Shoto Todoroki, Momo Yaoyorozu, Togaru Kamakiri, Pony Tsunotori, Nirengeki Shoda, Kosei Tsuburaba.

Aizawa: Denki Kaminari, Minoru Mineta, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida, Kyoka Jiro, Yosetsu Awase, Setsuna Tokage

Vlad: Tsuyu Asui, Hanta Sero, Neito Monoma

Itsuka Kendo, Manga Fukidashi, Juzo Honenuki, Sen Kaibara

Hawks: Fumikage Tokoyami, Mezo Shoji, Reiko Yanagi, Yui Kodai, Shihai Kuroiro, Kojiro Bondo

Mirko: Eijiro Kirishima, Rikido Sato, Mashirao Ojiro, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Jurota Shishida, Hiryu Rin.

Does everyone got that?"

"Yes sir!"

"Good Lets go!"

*At the zoo*

Koda follows Mrs. Midoriya around. Izuku is sitting on his shoulders looking at all the cool animals. The girls and Aoyama gush over the cute animals while Izuku tried to hear all the facts about them.

"Koda?"

"yes?"

"Can you tell me more about lemurs?"

"sure."

Inko smiled as Koda started to talk with Izuku. It was so sweet to see her son having fun. She also looked over at where Toshinori was. She giggled as he struggled to keep his group under control. It was cute. She also noticed he seemed to have an easier time with Izuku than he did the other students.

"See you crushing on the bug man eh?"

Inko jumped as Mirko nudged her shoulder.

"W-what?"

"Awe don't act coy. Anyone paying attention for more than a few seconds could see how you two pine after each other."

Inko sighed, sneaking another look at Toshinori.

"Maybe. But it's too soon to tell where this will go."

"It's a nice day, what could go wrong?"

Koda felt terrible. He had set Izuku down in the ice cream shop to go to the restroom and now he was missing. They had searched the entire block and couldn't find him.

"It's not your fault Koda. He slipped past all of us."

Koda nodded but he still felt responsible. Where could Izuku have gone?

Izuku peaked out from behind a dumpster. He had been following the magician for a while now. He had seen the man make a crate of apples disappear. He wanted to know how.

"I know you're following me!" The man called

"Stop You Have Violated The Law!"

"Oh really how s- crap!"

"Don't say bad words!"

"Kid how did you get out here!?"

"I followed you."

"But-"

"Compress did you get-"

Behind the man a spiraling cloud of purple appeared letting a man with a fog face step out.

"Oh dear."

Oh dear indeed.

Chapter Text

Compress had sighed as he paced the alleyway. Kurogiri was allowing Izuku to jump through portals and land on different objects.

"So you have no idea what Ice Cream parlor they were at?"

"No I don't. I was busy collecting crates of fruit."

"It was close to the zoo." Izuku yelled jumping into one portal and coming out near Kurogiri

Both men sighed. Kurogiri opened a portal.

"Let us drop off the food then we can figure out everything from there."

Mr. Compress nodded picking Izuku up.

Izuku looked around in awe at the bar. It was simple yet clean.

"Go thing eveyone is out today."

"Yes. It it. Place the fruit in the freezer."

Compress moved Izuku onto his hip and with his other hand released 5 marbles. They changed into five crates full of fruits. They had apples, bananas, oranges, grapes and pears.

"Wow you are a magician!"

Mr. Compress chuckled walking back out into the bar. Kurogiri had poured a cup of pineapple juice in a cup. 

"We have pineapple juice?"

"All good bars have juice."

"Ok. So kid how far was the ice cream parlor from the zoo?"

"I don't know." Izuku replied drinking his juice

"Ok...do you remember anything distinctive about the parlor?"

"It had pink walls with kitty maids."

"As do half of the Ice cream parlors." Kurogiri added

"Shut up."

"Shut up is a bad word."

"Sorry. Anyways-"

"Check the TV."

Kurogiri felt like face palming. Of course . Those heros would cause a stir for the little guy. Kurogiri turned on the TV.

.

..

…

"Ok that is ridiculous."

Mr. Compress tried not to gape but it was hard. Hawks was o TV almost in tears asking for the safe return of Izuku. Nezu was getting ready to tear half of Japan down with ever hero available to his disposal. All Might had taken to breaking into well-known villain hideouts trying to find Izuku. Even Endeavor had burn down 7, that's right S-E-V-E-N, 7 apartment buildings down. Luckily they were empty and old but still. It had only been at max an hour since they had left with Izuku.

"Wow. Adults go crazy when I go missing."

Kurogiri felt a headache coming on as Compress sighed. "This is hectic, how were they going to get Izuku back?"

"Drop me off in front of UA."

Both men dropped their heads down onto the bars counter. Why didn't they think of that!?

"So, how do we do this?"

Izuku smiled as he waved goodbye to the magician and the cloud. He heard a thundering of feet.

" IZUKU !"

His mom tackled him into a hug. Right behind her was his dad. Both were crying as they hugged him. His cousins, brothers, aunts, uncles and classmates were also crying. He tilted his head. Why ? He only went to stop the magician from stealing.

"Izuku where did you go?!"

"I followed the marble magician! He has a friend made out of purple clouds!"

Everyone looked horrified

"Was it something I said?"

Chapter Text

After all was said and done. Izuku was let go by Naomasa to go back to UA. Izuku had given some valuable information as well as some tips to the new officers. ( Seriously Officer Tiny is awesome .) Toshinori drives back to UA watching Izuku sleep in the backseat. He smiled at his cute , innocent son...now to Nezu's meeting.

Toshinori sighed. He knew letting the student babysit might be a bad idea.

Monoma had argued that they too should be allowed to watch Izuku. Nezu had no issue with this but 1-A did. They said that Monoma would try to turn Izuku against them. Monoma argued that they just wanted to keep the cute baby to themselves. This started an argument of epic proportions.

In the end, Inko decided that Izuku should interact with his sister class. Which is how he got here. Izuku was staring at the big door to Class 1-B's dorms.

"Now Izuku it's time to get going."

"But I don't know them...what if they are mean?"

"They won't be mean Izuku."

"But-"

"Well Well Well! If it isn't the little problem child of 1-A! We will show you just how inferior class 1-A is to-uch!"

"Sorry about him."

Izuku watched as the blond loudmouth was silenced by the pretty redhead. Another boy with grey hair picked the blond up.

"Hey there little man what up!"

"Um...hi?"

The red head giggled.

"Oh Izuku you are too adorable."

"Who are you?"

"Oh right you wouldn't remember us. I'm Kendo class 1-B's President."

"Oh...are you watching me today?"

"I will be only till Lunch then I think Yamada-Sensei was picking you up."

"What's? You're not picking me up daddy?"

"No, I have villains to catch. I shall be back by dinner."

"Oh...ok bye daddy!"

Toshinori smiled, waving goodbye to Izuku as he walked into the dorm as the rest left for class. Toshinori's gaze darkened.

"Now to find the League."

Kendo smiled as Izuku helped her build a puzzle. He was concentrating really hard.

"Kendo?"

"Yes?"

"What did Pony call you?"

"She called me big sister. why?"

"Can I call you sister too?"

"Awe Izuku of course."

"Yeah! Onēchan can we do something fun this is boring."

Kendo chuckled. "Sure."

"This is not what I thought you meant as fun!"

"We'll be ok!"

"I don't think so."

"Let's go!"

Kendo ( against her better judgement ) pushed forward. The mattress they were on slid down the stairs with them on top. It was fun...until it flipped over. Kendo enlarged her hands and caught both herself and Izuku.

"Again! Again!"

Kendo sighed. Maybe having Izuku over wasn't Monoma's best idea.

Mic looked down at Kendo. She was spread out starfish style on the floor. Izuku was bouncing on her stomach.

"What happened?"

"He is too destructive."

Mic looked around in concern. The walls had paint on them. There was a mattress at the bottom of the stairs. The blender in the kitchen looked like it vomited. Kendo herself was covered in 'vomit', marker lines, stickers and glitter. Mic sighed, picking Izuku up.

"I'll feed him and get most of the place back in order. You go take a shower."

"thank you."

Mic smiled at this. Hitoshi had been fed as a sacrifice to Izuku. Hitoshi watched as the energetic 4 year old jumped around on the couches.

"Good Luck!"

Mic laughed as he walked away. Little did he know...Hitoshi was going to get him back.

"Hey."

"Hi! I'm Izuku! Who are you?"

"Hitoshi Shinso."

"Cool! What do you want to do Toshi!?"

Shinso tilted his head back.

"I don't know."

"Oh...well I want to scare someone!"

Shinso looked down at Izuku smiling.

"Great Idea."

Shinos grabbed Izuku. Izuku looked confused as Shinos took him to the school building. What was he thinking?

"Of Course."

"That was easy."

Shinso had gone to Nezu to ask 'permission ' to scare the teachers. What Nezu said they were going to do is, 'check the vigilance of his staff .' So, with Nezu's blessing they went after the list of heros.

Group #1: Midnight and Thirteen

Shinso and Izuku crawled out of the vents into the art room. They crawled around the area where Midnight and Thirteen were talking about the newest romance movie.

Shinso signaled for Izuku to sneak up behind Thirteen. They both crawled up as close as they could.

"Boo!"

"Gotcha!"

It was epic. Midnight tried over her chair falling backwards while Thirteen shrieked and threw her phone into the air. Shinso grabbed Izuku racing back to the vent.

"Shinso!"

"That wasn't funny!"

Shinso closed the vent as they left laughing. Thirteen looked around for her phone only to see it sinking into a bucket of paint.

Group #2: Snipe, Ectoplasm and Cementoss

They watched as the three teachers were eating in the break room. Shinso handed Izuku a straw. Between the two of them they mowed down a sheet of paper while hitting the now paranoid trio with spitballs. The trip turned to look at the vent. Izuku had to stifle his giggles as they slowly got closer to the vent. Shinso then pushed the vent out causing the trio to run out of the break room screaming ghosts. Izuku laughed as Shinso pulled the vent back in.

Single Victim #1: Recovery Girl

They got two steps behind her when she raised her cane.

"Don't even think about it."

They wisely retreated back into the vents.

Single Victim #2: Vlad King

They dropped bugs out of the bug jar from the ceiling down onto his desk. Vlad looked close to blowing a gasket. Shinos then threw the vent down and let Izuku hang from his arms. Vlad jumped back, tripping slightly over his chair. He glared at them as they laughed at him.

"Shinso extra training for a week."

"I can live with that."

They retreated into the vent leaving it open.

"Wait, get these bugs off my desk!"

Group #3: Hound Dog and Mic

Hound Dog spotted them as they exited the vent. Izuku made a zip motion with his hand and Hound Dog nodded. They moved things slightly around to spook Mic. It worked because Hound Dog wouldn't confirm that he'd seen something move. Finally right before he could walk out of the classroom they grabbed his ankles causing him to scream and pass out.

Last Victim: Aizawa

Shinso and Izuku had been following Aizawa since the scared Mic. So far he has almost caught them a number of times.

They tried everything. From trying to get closer to moving things around to dripping fake vomit out of the vents. But nothing triggered this man. Finally they had him cornered in the teachers lounge sleeping.

Shinso and Izuku both opened the vents on two different ends of the room. They crept closer and closer to Aizawa.

Right when they were ready to pounce, Aizawa reached out a finger.

"Try and scare me. And I will haunt your dreams."

Both boys deflated.

"Oh come on! How did you keep noticing us!?"

"You're too loud."

Shinso groaned, picking Izuku up. "Whatever, we're going back to Nezu."

"Also, tell Nezu next time to try harder."

"Pff. You're dead next time."

"I'd like to see yall try."

Chapter Text

Inko had to 'scold' Nezu for letting Izuku run rampant. She had to explain that it wasn't healthy for him.

She then turned to class 1-B and told them not to let Izuku go wild like that again. Lucky for Inko Tetsutetsu was in charge of Izuku that morning.

"I shall try my hardest to make sure Izuku is safe and well!"

"Thank you Tetsutetsu. Now I'll be picking Izuku up for lunch since he has a doctor's appointment later today."

"You can count on me Mrs. Midoriya!"

Inko nodded, leaving Izuku in the eccentric boy's hands. Tetsutetsu turned to Izuku.

"You ready for today!"

"Yeah!"

"Ok so first we're going to train! Then we're going to watch a movie and then we can play one game!"

"Wait...train?"

"Yup!"

"How?"

"You'll see."

Izuku laughed as Tetsutetsu did squats. He had placed Izuku in a laundry basket and had him held over his head as a weight. Tetsutetsu had thought long and hard about how to keep Izuku busy and decided that the best way was to keep him active. That way by lunch he would want a nap. Tetsutetsu patted himself on the back. He was so smart.

"Allright movie time!"

"I wanna choose! I wanna choose!"

"Ok what movie?"

"Um...Shrek!"

*One Movie Later*

"Wow. They killed Lord Fraquack by eating him."

"Yeah. But on the bright side Shrek and Fiona lived happily ever after."

"Yeah."

They were quiet for a few moments before jumping up.

"Game Time!"

"Hide and Seek!"

"Ok. You hide, I'll seek!"

Tetsutetsu was freaking out. He'd only be counted till sixty. But Izuku was nowhere in the dorms. He also wasn't in the dorms for Class 1-A.  He looked around until he spotted Izuku…with The Support Course kid. Oh crap!

"Wait!"

Izuku had been hiding in some bushes where he noticed a pink haired girl walking by. She was pulling a mini rocketing behind her. Izuku peeked out.

"Whatcha doing?"

The girl zeroed in on him.

"A Ten Million! I'm testing my new baby. It's a rocket that allows for small individuals to fly around! It has a pressurized water cannon, nerf dart launcher, a paint bomb-"

"Oh can I fly it!?"

"Of course Ten Million! Today you will be my assistant/Test Subject!"

"Wrench!"

"Wrench!"

"Screw driver!"

"We're too young to drink."

"I meant the actual screwdriver!"

"Oh...Screwdriver!"

"I needed a slot head not a Philips head!"

"What's the difference?"

"The shape!"

"Oh...here you go!"

"And there!"

Hatsume looked proud of the rocket. She turned to Izuku who was dressed to be a rocket shop operator.

"Now it's time for you to become a man."

"Yes Ma'am!"

Hatsume put Izuku in the rocket!

"Ok so I have a remote control to correct you while flying. So hit the go button and we can take off!"

"Yeah! Ready!?"

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Wait!"

"Blast Off!"

Hatsume didn't even notice when a silver boy jumped onto her rocket and took Izuku out. Nor did she notice the horrified Powerloader behind her.

"I got him!"

"HATSUME!"

"What? It would have-"

Kaboom!

Hatsume sweat dropped as the rocket exploded.

"Tetsutetsu please take Izuku inside and get him ready for his mom. I have someone I need to talk to. "

"Any Issues Tetsutetsu?" Inko asked as she grabbed the sleeping Izuku from Tetsutetsu

Tetsutetsu sighed, kneeling down and planted his forehead to the floor.

"T-Tetsutetsu?"

"I apologize. Izuku got out of my watchful eye while we were playing Hide and Seek! He almost got hurt when he tried to pilot a mini rocket! I was able to get him out before take off to which the rocket then exploded! I apologize sincerely for my lack of responsibility!"

Inko sighed. "Tetsutetsu it's ok you didn't mean for him to get out."

"I was still careless and-"

"Oh Inko you're still here?"

Tetsutetsu looked up to see All Might walk up to Inko. Inko explained what had happened. All Might smiled.

"It's ok, Young Tetsutetsu. Even adults have a hard time with Izuku. Now hurry up and get to lunch. Which reminds me? Inko would you like me to drive you and Izuku?"

"If it's not a bother."

"You two could never bother me. Here I'll take Izuku. Now let us hurry, his appointment is soon."

"Ok ok. I'm coming." Inko giggled as they walked away

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu just started in Awe.

Bonus:

Tetsutetsu sat down at the lunch table and was suddenly swarmed by both first year heroics classes.

"So how'd it go?"

Tetsutetsu just looked at Kendo before smiling really big.

"I want a family like Izuku's when I grow up."

Everyone started at Tetsutetsu, who now had a dreamy look on his face.

"What?"

"I want a wife like Mrs. Midoriya so sweet and gentle and kind and good and, and awe. I'd be like All Might, all sweet and loving. They were so cute doing domestic things together."

Many of the guys sweatdropped at this. The girls were stuck between creepy and cute. Tetsutetsu then stood up

"I know! Ibarra! Let's Get Married After We Graduate!"

"What!?"

To say the lunchroom dissolved into chaos, well, it dissolved into Chaos.

Chapter Text

Monoma pouted. The entire class, Vlad Sensei included, told Monoma not to 'hurt' Izuku. Monoma wasn't going to hurt him. They were just going to spend some 'quality' time together. They had left not to long ago. Izuku was now in Monoma's room with him going through his old movie collection. Izuku stumbled upon one called Jason X.

"Nieto-chan?"

"Hmm?"

"What's Jason X?"

"It's a movie in the Friday the Thirteenth movie series."

"Can we watch it?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because it's a horror movie."

"But I want to watch it."

"No."

Izuku glared at Monoma who looked at him. Izuku took a deep breath. He then yelled at the top of his lungs. He dropped down onto the ground and started to throw a temper tantrum. Monoma covered his ears.

"Izuku!"

"I want to watch It! I wanna watch it!" Izuku repeated nonstop

Monoma tried to pick him up but Izuku just kicked at him. Finally Monoma gave up.

"Fine We'll Watch The Dang Movie!"

Izuku stopped his temper tantrum. He went to go put in the movie when Monoma takes the film.

"Oh no. If we're going to watch fhis we're watching all of them."

Izuku nodded as Monoma fixed his room ( mainly his DVDs ). Izuku satnon his bed wrapping himself up in a blanket. Monoma popped in the first one.

"Ready?"

Izuku nodded cuddling closer to Monoma. Monoma scofded pressing play.

*Friday the Thirteenth.*

Izuku was trembling. Monoma got up.

"See its a horror movie you can't watch."

"I-I c-can!"

"Your shaking anf stuttering."

"I-I'm cold!"

"All right. You ready for the second movie?"

Izuku gulped but nodded.

*Friday the Thirteenth part 2*

Izuku was clinging onto Monoma as he watched another person die. Monoma sighed. He grabbed the controller and paused the movies. He got up not even bothering to grab Izuku. ( Izuku did a pretty good job of holding onto Monoma .) He grabbed a purple DVD case and switched out the disks. He sat down again while Izuku looked on confused.

"I have one movie that I remember liking as a kid."

"Really which one was it?"

"Barbies Repunzle."

"Why?"

"I saw myself in the dragon. I tried really heard but my dad was never really proud of me. Why would he? I don't have a very impressive quirk."

Izuku looked up to see Monoma with a neutral face. He snuggled closed.

"Well I think your awesome."

Monom didn't respond. He would deny to this day that he ever smiled at the toddlers confession.

Vlad sighed as he watched his most problematic was fast asleep in his room with Izuku curled up next to him. He took a picture as blackmail to keep his student straight but other wise decided to let him sleep. He turned off the TV and went to make him a sandwich. He'd wake him up 10 minutes to the bell to give him time to get to class.

Vlad smiled down at Pony. She had been their last choice to have Izuku interact with for the week since it would benefit them both. Vlad patted her head and left. Little did he know, American children know no bounds.

Pony smiled as Izuku started to chant horsie. Pony went into her room and brought back a saddle. She quickly and expertly put it on. She then got on all fours and motioned for Izuku to get on. Pony smiled. Time to show them what true fun was like back home.

Nezu chuckled in his office as he watched the chaos unfold. Pony had slowly trotted herself into the school. It was an innocent throttle, nothing suspicious at all. Then Izuku yelled Giddy Up and Pony took off. She ran down the halls weaving herself through the masses and teachers. The students started to laugh and even cheered her on but the teachers. No they did not think Izukj was safe on the saddle. And thus the chase began. At first Pony wasn't going to fast but once she noticed the teachers. Oh she went buck wild. She was julokng over fables running around corners evading everyone. Finally it was Shinso who caught her by using his capture weapon as a lasso. Shinso lead Pony and Izuku into his office.

"Here are the wild duo."

"Thank you Shinso."

Shinso nodded before walking out.

"Now...do you want to see the looks on everyone's faces?"

The cheers and laughter from Nezu's office were torture not glee.

Chapter Text

Vlad sighed as Izuku jumped around the teachers lounge. He had said he could watch Izuku for a few moments. He hadn't expected them to leave him a hyperactive Izuku.

Guess it was punishment for what Pony did.

Izuku knocked over another book when Vlad stood up. Izuku looked at Vlad as he rummaged through a filing cabinet.

"Hey Izuku, you want to do a scavenger hunt?"

"Oh yes!"

"Good. Now I have a list of items that Aizawa has that are on this list. Your job is to take them without being caught."

"So I just walk over to where his desk is?"

"Yes you have to take all 10 items without him noticing."

"Ok what do I have?"

"You have to get his limited edition Vintage Dark Magician Card, his favorite cat coffee mug, a pen Midnight gave him that reads 'My Students Suck' , one of Iida's upgraded school work, Kaminari's phone charger, an old power ranger figure Mic put in his desk, his spare eye drops, his car keys, his teachers ID and the most important thing his capture weapon."

"I can get most of this right now before he gets here."

Izuku went over to Aizawa's desk and started grabbing the items listed. The pen, his coffee mug, Iida's work from yesterday that had yet to be graded, Kaminari's phone charger, the spare eye drops and the power ranger. Vlad smiled as Izuku put them in his book bag.

"So where are the last 3?"

"3?"

"We all know where his capture weapon is."

"The card is in Nezu's office in his teacher safe. His ID is in his wallet and his car keys are in his homeroom desk."

Izuku nodded as he hid behind Vlad. Aizawa walked in.

"Vlad."

"Eraser."

"Izuku!" Both teachers looked at Izuku. "I thought we were saying names."

Aizawa sighed, pulling out his sleeping bag.

"I'm taking a nap. Don't bother me."

"Ok I'm going to go finish my scavenger hunt!"

"Is that a smart thing Vlad?"

"He'll be fine."

"Vlad. He's Izuku."

Vlad smiled as he continued to do his paperwork. Aizawa sighed, not his problem.

Stop One: Aizawa's Homeroom

Izuku peaked into the room. Mic was sitting at the desk while the class read sentences. Izuku pushed the door open. Everyone looked at him.

"I challenge Mic Sensei to a duel for the keys to Aizawa's vehicle!"

Mic looked confused. "Um...why?"

"Because it's part of the scavenger hunt Vlad Sensei gave me."

"That sneaky little….OK fine. I'll play along. Choose your duel!"

"I choose * rummage through his book bag * to Connect Four!"

Mic nodded as they set up the game. Ochaco went up to the table.

"Alright, we all know the rules. The winner has to get four in a row diagonal, vertical or horizontal to win. Ready!"

"Yeah!" "Yes!"

"Go!"

* one intense round of Connect Four later *

Miv dramatically dropped to the floor.

"I- I lost."

"Yes, now hand over the keys."

Mic sighed in defeat, opening Aizawa's drawer. He grabbed the keys and handed them over.

"Now no one saw a thing capish!"

"Hai Izuku San!"

With that Izuku left the classroom. Kaminari raised his hand.

"What just happened?"

Stop Two: Nezu's Office

Izuku walked into Nezu's office with his head held high.

"Well, well, well." Nezu said as Snipe turned him around in his office chair "we meet again, Izuku."

"That's right, Nezu."

Izuku walks up and sits down across from Nezu. On the table is a checker board. Midnight pours Izuku a cup of tea.

"I believe you are looking for this?"

Nezu snaps his fingers and Ectoplasm comes out of the shadows holding a briefcase. He opens it up to show the Vintage Dark Magician card. Sealed in an airtight box. Izuku nodded

"Here is the duel Izuku. Beat me in a game of checkers and I shall give you the card and one thing of your choosing."

"If I lose?"

"You will reveal to Aizawa all you had stolen and tried to steal."

"Deal. Let's Duel."

* Three Checkers Game Later *

"Well, it seems I've met my match."

"I concur."

"Well, it seems you are more than capable. Let him have the card. Now what is your-"

"I want a note to allow Hatsume to build me a paint grenade launcher."

Nezu smiled. "Of course.

Step Three: Hatsume

"I see. You have defeated Nezu." Powerloader said glancing up at Izuku

"I have come to free the beast ."

"Even after she almost killed you?"

"Yes."

Powerloader nodded. "Hatsume. You have a request."

" A. Baby? "

"Yes. I believe you can make me a paint grenade launcher." Izuku said "Can you?"

"Of course!"

Izuku smiled as Hatsume tore through the lab. Two More Items .

Step Four: Aizawa

Aizawa felt something was off. He had gotten up from his nap. He noticed that Izuku wasn't back yet. What was worse was that no one else was in the teachers lounge. That was very suspicious. He got up and out of his sleeping bag when suddenly

The door flew open with Snipe and Izuku fighting using...paint grenades. Aizawa got hit with three before he realized what was going on. He was now dripping pink, silver and glittery blue. He glared at Snipe.

"Not a word to anyone."

He stalked out of the lounge and down towards the teachers locker room. He had a spare set of clothing he could change into.

Izuku smiled. Phase one complete. Phase two, get the wallet. Izuku crawled into the vents and followed towards the locker room.

Aizawa finished placing his things in the locker. He seriously felt like something was off. It wasn't the paranoid part of his brain. No, it was a seasonal experience kind of off. He closed the locker looking around. He felt a set of eyes on him. He walked into the stall and turned on the water.

Izuku took this moment to slowly open the vent and tiptoe up to the locker. Using a screwdriver Izuku opened the locker and pulled out both the wallet and the capture weapon. He quickly returned to the vents and headed over to Vlad's personal office.

Vlad smiled as his door was thrown open.

"Where the fuck is everything Vlad!?"

"Eraser. Glad you could join us. You see, the bet we made at the beginning of the year has now been completed. Thanks to your problem child."

Aizawa glared at Vlad as Izuku set all 10 items on the table. Izuku looked so proud of himself.

"Who helped him?" Aizawa growled out

"Everyone. It's hard to say no to a poor innocent child ."

Vlad was glad Izuku was there. If he wasn't, Aizawa would be jumping over his desk to strangle him. One for using his student and two for gloating. So Lucky In-

"Oh here you are."

Both teachers turned to see Inko. She held her arms out to Izuku. Izuku jumped into her arms.

"Thanks for watching him Vlad but Toshinori said he was making lasagna tonight and we must simply hurry back."

Inko didn't even register the look of horror on Vlad's face nor the glee on Aizawa's.

The click of the door signified Vlads end.

Chapter Text

David sighed. Toshinori had left Izuku with him so he could go on a second date with Izuku's mom. He wasn't complaining about watching the boy or Toshinori dating. No, he was complaining about him asking questions about dating for 30 minutes .

David grabbed his cup of coffee and a cup of hot cocoa for Izuku. He sat down next to him. He got two sips in before Izuku started interrogating him.

"Why is daddy so bad scared about dating?"

"He's not scared. He's nervous."

"Why is he nervous?"

"Because he really likes your mom and wants it to work out."

"But Mommy likes him too."

"Yeah well, he hasn't dated anyone."

"Wait really?"

"Yeah, your dad-" David paused looking down at Izuku

It was strange how Izuku wasn't Toshinori's blood child and yet everyone assumed he was because of how they acted. David smiled.

"Your dad focused only on hero work that he forgot to think about himself."

Izuku took a sip of his coco. David took one of his coffee. If he was honest, he kinda wanted things to work out for Toshinori. He was up there in age. It would be nice for him to have someone at his side.

"Do you think daddy and mommy are too old to give me a little brother or sister?"

David choked on his coffee. He looked down at Izuku as he looked into his cup of coco.

"I mean, I liked daddy a lot. He's nice and fun and kind and awesome! But...sometimes I wonder how he feels. Like you said he never focused on himself. Did he want a family? A wife...some kids. A place to come home to. I wonder if mommy could give him a home. And- and maybe if they're not too old they could have one baby together. I could have a baby brother or sister and Daddy can have the family he always wanted."

Izuku looked up at him with big innocent eyes.

"He could have everything he ever wanted."

David tried not to break out into tears. Izuku was too pure.

David gave Izuku a side hug.

"He already does."

The moment was nice...until Melissa busted the door open.

"Izuku Time To Spend Time With Your Favorite Cousin!"

Izuku cheered, setting his cup on the coffee table as both children got ready.

"Where are you taking him?"

"To the park. A few of the hero course students are going so I thought he would like to come."

"Ok. Just make sure you kids stay out of trouble ok. I don't think we want to upset UA's staff any more than we already have."

" What's the worst that could happen dad ?"

David sighed, resigning himself to something terrible happening.

Melissa showed up to the park just behind the other hero kids. Kirishima, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Todoroki and Iida were there from class 1-A. Pony, Tetsutetsu, Kendo and Ibarra were there from class 1-B. Melissa waved at them as she set Izuku down from her shoulders. Izuku waved at them before looking around. They were the only ones there. ( Then again it was 1230 on a Saturday so most kids were just getting out of school )

"So, what do you want to play Izuku?"

"I want to play Pirates!"

"I see. We shall do our best to make-"

"Iida is the Captain of the bad Pirates!"

Iida sat in a corner gloomy. "Why am I always placed as the villain?"

Izuku laughed. " I call Melissa!"

Iida sighed straightening up. "Then I shall request Kendo as a fellow-"

"Todoroki!"

"Tsuyu, as she-"

"Kiripima!"

"It's Kirishima!"

"I already called him!"

"Fine I shall take Ochako-"

"Pony!"

"Ibarra!"

"I got Tetsutetsu!"

Iida did a headcount and noticed he was one person short before he could say anything Tsuyu and Kendo placed a hand over his mouth.

"Let him. He's just a kid."

Iida sighed in defeat. Time to play.

"Captain! There looks to be a crew of fellow pirates heading our way!" Tetsutetsu called from the lower stairs

Izuku pretended to look through a telescope. "Oh no. There not friends pirate!"

Iida stood up on his end of the big playground equipment.

"Indeed we are not! We are evil!"

The Iidas team charged at Izukus.

"Mand the canons!"

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu threw pinecones at the charging team while Pony and Todoroki stood with sticks ready to fight. Suddenly a rock flew between them. Both groups turned to see a group of teenagers standing not too far from them.

"Um...can we help you?"

"Yeah how about y'all get your asses out of our playground!" The supposed leader of the group yelled

"But this is a public park!" Ochaco yelled back

By now all the students were down from the playground equipment. Melissa was holding Izuku's hand. Izuku was confused, why were the teens being rude.

"Not anymore it's not. If you want to play here you'll have to pay up."

"That's not legal." Iida said standing up straight "This is pub-uch!"

Iida dropped down holding his head. One of the boys on the right was glaring right at him. The middle boy laughed.

"Like the way it feels!? Thanks to Muroku's quirk you guys won't be able to do anything."

"What the hell is he doing!?" Todoroki yelled

"He's giving your friend over there bug of a brain freeze. It won't kill him but It'll paralyze him while it's in effect."

The student all glared at the teens. So cruel . Melissa had pulled out her phone and texted her father to bring a staff member to the playground. She had just sent the second text explaining illegal quirk use when a porcupine quill spear her phone. She flinched looking at the teens. The teen on the right had quills all on the top of his head. He had shot one at her phone.

"Who do you think you are?" Melissa yelled "what you are doing is illegal and bullying!"

Melissa just barely finished when the guy teleported behind her and punched her across the face.

"Melissa!" The other went to move when the fourth and final boy glued their feet to the ground

"Tch. You quirkless bitch, who do you think you're talking to?" The boy growled stomping on Melissa's leg

"W-what?"

"What didn't think I'd know who you are? Your that stupid inventor from I-Islands daughter. The quirkless wonder." The boy spit at her before kicking her in the stomach. "Just because your daddy build you an empire doesn't mean shit!"

The boy raised his foot before bringing it back down on Melissa's leg.

" Your! Still! A! Useless! Quirkless! Bitch! Who! Doesn't! Deserve! To! Live! "

For everybody the boy said he stomped his foot down onto Melissa's leg. It had cracked at least 3 times in that one sentence. The guy laughed at how the heros couldn't move to help Melissa and how Melissa screamed in pain. Unbeknownst to them Izuku was still free.

"What are you gonna do now!?"

"You Leave My Cousin Alone!"

The teens turned around to make fun (hurt) Izuku. Unlucky for everyone involved, Izuku still had his quirk. Izuku realed back his arm and glared at the teens with tears in his eyes.

" SMASH !"

The teens realized they fucked up when The sudden force of Izuku's quirk hit them. They flew back slamming into some trees, cars, even a fire hydrant. At this point the teachers and David had shown up to help the student. They looked at the scene in front of them horrified. What was worse?

Both Izuku and Melissa had to take an ambulance to the closest hospital.

Melissa for a multi fractured leg.

Izuku for a mangled arm.

Chapter Text

Recovery Girl quickly made her way up to the rooms occupied by the three victims of UA.

Iida, Melissa and of course Izuku.

Recovery Girl was given a quick rundown of what happened. Iida had been paralyzed temporarily but had been knocked out after the boy paralyzing him had been knocked out.

Melissa has four fractures in her right leg. Luckily she had no fragments which meant it would be a clean heal.

Then there was Izuku. Izuku had mangled his arm using One For All. It was shattered at the knuckles, two fractures at the forearm and arm, plus intensive bruising all the way up his arm to his shoulder which was dislocated. He would take longer to heal. Not only because of his lower energy but also the extent of his injuries.

To top it all off, they now had a legal battle brewing. She had just passed the three hospital rooms holding three of the bullies. All three families were crying and distraught. She walked into Iida's room. Iida was sitting up rubbing his temples.

"How do you feel?"

"Ah, Recovery Girl. I feel ok. A slight headache but otherwise perfectly fine."

Recovery Girl nodded, giving him a kiss.

"That's good. I'll send in the doctor so you can be discharged as soon as possible."

"Understood."

"Also your family is waiting just outside the door to see you."

Iida nodded as Recovery Girl left. She could hear the Iida family enter the room. She ignored it for now and walked down to her next patient.

Inside were the Shield Duo. David was holding Melissa's hand as she explained what had happened. Detective Tsukauchi was there gathering the last of the information from her. He bowed to Recovery Girl and left. Recovery Girl stood before Melissa.

"How do you feel dear?"

"I...I feel awful. I-I knew that people could be quirkest but to wish me dead."

David cursed under his breath while Recovery Girl sighed. Melissa looked between them.

"T-That's not normal. Dad Please Tell Me That's Not Normal!"

David grabbed his daughter's face. He looked her in the eyes.

"Melissa." David took a deep breath. "I wish I could say that that is not normal but the suicide rates of the quirkless population say otherwise."

"no."

Melissa leaned into her father and cried. Recovery Girl took the time to give her a kiss. Between the crying and the kiss Melissa exhausted herself. David leaned her back onto her bed.

"She'll need one more treatment before she gets back to a hundred percent."

"I wish I had gone with them."

Recovery Girl placed a hand on his shoulder.

"You can't blame yourself for what happened."

With that Recovery Girl left. She walked down to Izuku's room. Inside were Naomasa, Inko and Toshinori. Izuku had been unconscious since he used One For All. Naomasa had just finished telling Inko and Toshinori the full extent of what had happened. Inko had tears streaming down her face as she tried to explain herself out of the current situation. Toshinori on the other hand was trying to find out all the legal repercussions Izuku could face. Recovery Girl didn't even get to Izuku when the door was forcefully thrown open.

A man in his late forties stalked into the room. He swayed on his feet, clearly having been drinking. He marched up to Toshinori.

" You are one sick fuck! "

Inko had grabbed onto Toshinori's arm as he tightened his hand into a fist. Recovery Girl moved beside Toshinori as did Naomasa. The man jabbed a finger at him.

" Your bastard of a child ruined everything! He got rid of the last piece of my loving wife you fucker! If the police doesn't send that beast to prison I'll kill him myself! "

Toshinori had to have been gritting his teeth. Naomasa moved between them.

"Sir I understand your upset but this is a-"

" Like hell he's the only one upset! "

A fat woman with way too much makeup and jewelry marched into the room behind her was a husband and his wife.

" My baby is never going to be the same because of that menace! He shouldn't even be here! That thing should be on its way to Tartarus !"

At the mention of the prison Toshinori went to move on the woman. Luckily Inko and Recovery Girl grabbed him to keep him back. Naomasa glared at the two adults.

"Rest assured that the investigation is well underway. No stone will be left unturned. That being said your children were far from innocent if the countless reports we dug up on them imis anything to go on."

Both the fat lady and the drunkard turned red in the face.

" he's gone . my baby is gone . he's never coming back. why? where did we go wrong? "

Everyone was quiet as the last mother spoke. She looked so broken, hurt, like a ghost of her former self. Naomasa took this chance to 'lead' the parents out of the room. Recovery Girl looked over at Toshinori and Inko. They both were going to be under so much stress with the current situation. She didn't blame them not with what had happened.

Toshinori felt awful. He had completely forgotten about One For All. He knew Izuku still had it but he hadn't expected it to show up. Now he had this disaster on his hands. Izuku injured, three children in the hospital. He felt like a failure. Not only to Izuku but to everyone. He was supposed to make sure Izuku's quirk wouldn't pop up...and yet here they were. He felt Inko hug him.

"We have to tell him."

"No."

"Toshi-"

" NO ." Toshinori said firmly

Inko flinched at his tone. Immediately, Toshinori felt guilty.

"I'm sorry. I just-"

"You don't want izuku to feel bad."

"It wasn't his fault."

"I know."

"It was self-defense."

"I know."

"He didn't mean-"

"I know and so will he." Toshinori looked up at Inko. "Toshinori, we both know Izuku. He would never willingly do something like this."

She grabbed his face between her hands.

"It's up to us to make sure he knows this. That everyone knows this. Am I clear?"

Toshinori closed his eyes, sighing and nodding. He felt Inko kiss him. He placed a hand on her cheek as she pulled away. They looked into each other's eyes.

"We'll make sure our son knows."

Nezu sighed. He knew he shouldn't have sent some teachers with them. He should have made sure they had an adult there to keep them safe. He took a sip of his tea and blanched. It tasted horrible . He threw his cup to the side, not caring if the tea cup shattered. It was nothing compared to how his heart had shattered.

Three students in the hospital. Two heroics and one support. Not to mention what happened in the aftermath. Nezu should have been more strict with Toshinori about One For All. They should have been more vigilant. Now because of them a student had blood on their hands. Nezu groaned, slamming his head into his desk. He has failed as a principal of this school. He looked up to see the news running the story again. It was going to be a nightmare to fix all of this.

Naomasa sighed as the boy across from him refused to be cooperative. Naomasa looked down at the boy's file again.

Akira Korusaki, age:16, quirk: Minor Strength Enhancement. The boy had been arrested on numerous charges ranging from petty theft to breaking and entering to rape . Overall this boy was disgusting . He justified most of his crime by claiming innocence. On top of the fact his father always bailed him out. But not this time. This time he would face the full brunt of his actions.

"I won't ask you again. State your side of the story, truthfully."

" I have your stupid imbecile! Me and my friends showed up to chill at the playground when those idiots attacked us! We defend ourselves only for that brat to throw a super punch at us! I'll tell you he may be All Mights brat but he's no hero! "

Naomasa gritted his teeth. "That again is a lie."

" And how would you know!? "

"Because my quirk basically allows me to become a human lie detector."

At this Akira's face drained all color. Naomasa had to fight off a smirk.

"I-I won't answer any more questions without my lawyer!"

"Fine."

Naomasa got up. He wasn't in the mood to deal with this spoiled brat.

"H-Hey! What about my friends!? They won't talk to anyone without a lawyer either!"

Naomasa sighed. He grabbed three files from his stack, tossing them towards the boy.

"Two of them won't be talking at all . One needs to first wake up before we can ask him anything."

Akira looked down at the files. He opened the first one up. Miroku was the first one. The boy read the first few lines before dropping the file. He grabbed the second one. A boy named Daisuke. The boy gasped and he quickly grabbed the last boy, Hibiki. He dropped that file as well.

"Y-you mean-"

"Yes you caused this to happen. Thanks to you we have to keep the media from villainizing a child."

"B-but-"

"Also, your father has contacted us. He wants nothing to do with his bastard child. He's leaving you to your own devices kid. You best hope the judge has mercy on your soul."

Izuku looked down at his bandaged arm. His mom and dad both explained what had happened. Izuku couldn't believe it. He'd, he's-

"Izuku honey?"

Izuku looked up at his mom with tears in his eyes.

"I'm a villain ."

"No Izuku you're not." Inko said sitting down next to her baby

"Your mothers right. You didn't mean to. You just tried to stop the bullies from hurting Melissa more."

"B-But-" Izuku paused and took a deep breath. "But I killed two people."

Izuku had tears streaming down his face. Toshinori and Inko both hugged Izuku as he cried.

"I killed one at the playground!" Izuku yelled curling up into his mom's arms

"The other died at the hospital!" Toshinori tighten his arm around both Inko and Izuku

"The other is paralyzed for life !"

Both Inko and Toshinori had tears streaming down their faces. Izuku hadn't meant to kill the boy's. But the news runs whatever it wants. They are claiming Izuku is a spoiled unstable child . Lucky for Izuku, Nighteye Agency, Fatgum Agency, Hawk's Agency, Mirko’s Agency, Nezu, Present Mic and even Endeavor's Agency were working on damage control. Naomasa was doing everything in his power to pull up all four teens' records to show just how justified Izuku was. Even the only healthy boy's father has decided to help. But none of that could ever be enough for the pain it was causing Izuku.

Not now .

Not Ever.

Chapter Text

Things had settled down for Izuku. The media was realed in thanks to everyone pushing for the boy's past to be exposed. They were subdued for the most part, only their concerns for Izuku Mental Health kept circulating. Nezu and Hawks both found out that the Hero's Commission had been behind the sudden influence of bad Izuku media presence. They would look into it more. For now, they had Izuku to worry about.

Izuku still had a cast on his arm but for the most part he was physically healthy. He had been quiet most of the day and had even refused to go with his classmates for the day. Izuku didn't seem to want to do anything.

It wasn't until lunch when Lunch Rush offered to take Izuku to the store with him to buy some supplies for a birthday party that Izuku finally seemed to get up. He'd left with his tiny bookbag on his back promising his mom he would behave.

If only Izuku weren't such a smart child.

"What do you mean you lost him!?"

"I'm saying that I turned around to grab some ingredients for the cake when Izuku said he was going to grabb candy. When I looked for him a few moments later the cashier told me he just walked out of the store."

Toshinori groaned looking at Inko who came out of Izuku's room.

"He packed some clothing. He also took his blanket and his allowance."

" Crap . Ok You search the area. I'll call Naomasa to send out a missing person report."

"Understood."

Toshinori hung up.

What the hell was Izuku thinking? What could he possibly hope to accomplish by running away?

Izuku ducked behind a dumpster. He had changed out of his All Might shirt and put on a black shirt with a green hoodie. He looked around before looking down at his map. He had grabbed an old map of the city in hope of finding him . He needed to find him to understand. Izuku looked down before continuing on his way. He was sticking to alleyways in a more dangerous part of town. He knew he shouldn't but he needed answers. And to him only he could answer them.

Izuku stopped when he heard voices. He curled up behind the dumpster. It was getting late. The sun was setting and it was getting cold. As quickly as he heard the voices they started to scream. The sky was filled with a brilliant blue color. Bingo!

Dabi sighed. He hated having to deal with scum but it had to be done. He turned to leave when a tiny body crashed into his legs. He reared back, turning towards them and froze.

He was greeted with curly green hair and a happy bubbly voice.

"DABI-NII!"

Crap. Crap! CRAP! What the hell was Izuku doing here!?

"What the-"

"Dabi-nii am I a villain!?"

"What the Fuck?"

"Fuck is a bad word."

"Right. What the hell do you mean if you're a villain?"

"Hell is a bad word." Izuku pouted letting go of Dabi

Ixuku looked down at his shoes as he dug the toe of one into the ground.

"It's just...I killed two people. Everyone says it was an accident but...I killed them. That makes me a villain right?"

Dabi sighed. Izuku had been shaking as he told Dabi why he thought he was a villain. He kneeled down in front of him.

"Look, let's go somewhere else. Then I'll tell you."

Dabi and Izuku were sitting on the ledge of a billboard. Dabi had given Izuku some cookies so he could eat as he explained the situation. Dabi for his part tried not to show too much emotion.

For the most part no, Izuku was not a villain. Hell, Izuku would make a terrible villain. ( Tell that to the thousands of Villain Deku stories! ) On top of the fact that he'd only used his quirk in self-defense, he also currently had no control over his powers.

"Wait. You really mean that?"

"Yeah. There's no way in hell you'd be a villain."

Izuku looked down at his cookie. He wasn't a villain. His own Dabi-nii confirmed it. Izuku smiled.

"Now, let's find a way to get you home."

Izuku's head snapped up. He didn't want to go home yet. So in his toddler logic he did the only reasonable thing. He jumped from the billboard.

"Izuku!"

Dabi sent out an emergency alert to Kurogiri and jumped after Izuku. He grabbed Izuku and rolled into a slow tumble. They both looked up. Staring at the duo was most of the League. ( Shigaraki wasn't there. He was sleeping. )

"Crap."

"Crap is a bad word Dabi-nii."

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Izuku watched as Dabi-nii argued with the magician. They were talking about how they were trying to keep Shigaraki from seeing him. He didn't know why they didn't want them to meet. He was currently sitting at a table with a gecko. The gecko was currently praising him for being such a great hero. Izuku didn't know what he meant.

"What do you mean?"

"Well Stain said it. You are one of the only good heros left!"

Izuku tilted his head. "Whose Stain?"

The gecko gasped. He dramatically fell out of his chair. Izuku looked over at him.

"Is he ok?"

"Oh course he is! No he's not !"

Izuku tilted his head at the strange man. He kept talking as if he was two people. Izuku noticed his cup of juice was empty so he walked over to the mist. He stretched, placing his cup on the counter.

"More Juice!"

Kurogiri leaned over the counter. "Mango or Pineapple?"

"Pineapple!"

Kurogiri nodded. He poured his cup before teleporting Izuku up to one of the chairs. Izuku grabbed his cup and started to drink it. He noticed that the girl kept staring at him. It made him uncomfortable.

"Dabi-nii!"

Dabi turned to Izuku. "What?"

"I don't like the way she's looking at me."

The girl then bound up to Izuku. "Aww you're so cute Izukun. You'd look cuter with some blood!"

Toga pulled out a knife but was suddenly teleported to the other end of the bar. Everyone looked at Kurogiri who was glaring at Toga.

"No."

"Aww but Giri."

"Absolutely not."

Toga pouted as Dabi and Compress took a seat next to Izuku. Izuku looked down at the ground and noticed Toga had dropped her knife. So Izuku did the only logical thing.

He jumped down and grabbed it. He looked up to see Compress and Dabi looking at him.

"Izuku what do you have?"

Izuku took off running. "A Knife!"

"No!"

Dabi and Compress took to chasing after Izuku as he laughed and giggled. Toga doubled over laughing in her corner. Twice was both cheering Izuku on and telling Dabi and Compress to catch Izuku. Spinner got up from the ground and noticed Dabi and Compress chasing Izuku. So he, being a great follower of Stain, jumped in tackling Compress to the ground.

"Run Izuku I've got Him!"

Izuku laughed as he ran past Toga and Twice. Twice stuck his foot out and tripped Dabi up. Dabi turned to glare at Twice. Toga took this moment to grab Izuku and put him on her shoulders.

"Let us run away Izukun!"

"Yeah!" Izuku cheered waving the knife around

Everyone was either laughing or smiling when the door to the hallway slammed open.

"What the hell is all this noise!?"

Everyone turned to look. Shigaraki was standing there scratching his neck.

"Well?"

Izuku took a deep breath. "Is that Shigaraki!?"

Shigaraki looked over at Toga. On her shoulders was the one person he's been asking them to get to the lair for the past month.

"Finally you guys got him."

Izuku tilted his head. What?

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Izuku groaned. Dabi had told Toga to put him upstairs in a room so he couldn't hear what they were talking about. Which was totally not fair. He wanted to know too! He tried opening the door but it was locked. He tried the window but that was nailed shut. What the heck is wrong with these people...oh wait, their villains. Izuku smacked his forehead. Duh. He groaned again, jumping on the bed. He really didn't know what was going on.

Dabi glared at Shigaraki. Shigaraki glared right back at him. Toga, Spinner and Twice were hiding behind the counter drinking juice while Compress attempted to be a mediator. Kurogiri just stood there cleaning a glass. Dabi slammed his hand onto the table.

"No. Absolutely not."

"This is the perfect plan to get back at those heros."

"We are stooping down to kidnapping and manipulating a child."

"He's not a child."

"Yes he is. It doesn't matter if he's originally not a child he currently is one."

"I'm not going go stand here and except a hero wannabe try to moral his way out of this. We all agreed to this plan."

"We agreed to make him a child so that we could attack the heros while they were weaker. Not to kidnap and use the child."

Shigaraki tch grabbing his shot of whisky. He couldn't understand why all these NPCs were suddenly so up in arms about protecting that brat. A crash from upstairs caused everyone to jump. Kurogiri teleported upstairs.

"The fuck?"

Kurogiri returned with Izuku in arms. Izuku was pouting.

"He fell off the bed."

Twice laughed. "Oh wow that's got to hurt his pride! Shut Up."

"Shut Up Is A Bad Word!" Izuku yelled

Toga and Spinner laughed at Twice who was pouting. Shigaraki walked up to Izuku.

"I don't see whats so special about you brat."

Izuku looked up at Shigaraki and smiled brightly.

"Well thats because you're blinded by hate."

"I only hate becuase heros left me to die."

"Did they really or did you just sulk in an alleyway?"

Shigaraki glared at a cheeky Izuku. He raised at hand at Izuku.

"Don't you dare-"

Shigaraki didn't get to finish as the wall of the bar burst open. Kurogiri teleported Izuku out of the bar onto a near by building roof.

"Izuku!"

Izuku turned to see Nighteye running over to him.

"Hi Uncle Mirai!"

Nighteye grabbed Izuku and started running away with Izuku.

"Uncle Mirai?"

"Izuku do you have any idea how terrified everyone was looking for you?"

"No. I was to busy talking with Dabi-nii."

"Seriously!?"

"Yes besides I'm fine. No one would hurt me."

"Well let's hope you can keep that attitude when you have to tell your mom."

Izuku froze turning his head to Nighteye.

"No."

Nighteye just looked down at Izuku. "Oh she's mad Izuku. Like furious mad"

"Oh...I done screwed up."

Chapter Text

Izuku hated being grounded. Not only could he not go out and play but he had to do sentences. He didn't like it at all, especially since he has three babysitters keeping both himself and each other in check...although it seems only two of them got the memo.

"Can't we just take him outside for a few moments?"

"No."

"It won't be too long."

"No."

"But he's bored!"

"He could have thought about that before running off to find the League of Villains."

"Fine...can you let me out of this containment thing."

"No."

"But It doesn't let me use my powers."

Tamaki turned around in his chair from where he was helping Izuku to throw Mirio a 'you-don't-say' look.

"That's the point Mirio." Nejire added "the first thing you tried to do as soon as Inko closed the door was get both you and Izuku outside."

"Yeah, lucky for us the first year student, Hatsume, made that containment unit just for you."

Mirio pouted as he was suspended over mid air. Izuku was internally giggling at Mirio having failed.

"Is it time for us to switch yet?" Nejire asked loudly from where she was floating

"Yeah we can switch."

Nejire cheered floating over. Izuku looked up and noticed Mirio wasn't in the containment unit any more.

"Nejire? Where's Mirio?" Tamaki asked as he looked into the now empty unit

"Oh No!" Nejire turned just in time to see Mirio grabb Izuku and hightail it out of the room. Tamaki reread the instructions on the containment unit.

"It has a battery life of 2 hours. That's how he got out." Tamaki called out

"Doesn't matter we have a runaway child on our hands!"

Izuku laughed as Mirio jumped around avoiding Nejire and Tamaki. It was fun. Mirio would have gotten even farther had his quirk still been active. Izuku was pulled out from Mirio's arms by a familiar capture weapon. Izuku watched as Mirio kersplat against the side of the school. Izuku giggled.

"I though we told them you couldn't leave until you finished your sentence."

"I know mom. But Miri-nii downstairs listen."

Inko sighed from beside Aizawa as Tamaki and Nejire worked on un sticking a naked Mirio from the school's glass. Inko grabbed Izuku and popped him on her hip.

"How many do you have left?"

"Half of one."

Inko hmm. "Do you want to go eat some ice cream?"

"Yeah!" Izuku turned slightly to see Mirio still stuck to the glass. "Are we just going to leave him up there?"

"He'll be fine. Aizawa would you like to join us?"

"Sure."

With that Inko left with Izuku. Aizawa smiled at himself as they walked away. Meanwhile Mirio's naked butt was still stuck to the wall.

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Cementoss laughed as Izuku and Snipe both took turns launching grapes into the other's mouth. So far it's 5 to 16.

"Stop using your quirk Snipe. I'm not allowed to use mine."

"Izuku if you use your quirk one of three things are going to happen."

"What?"

"One: you'll break your arm."

"I only did that once."

"If only. Two: you'd take me out and knock me out."

"It'd be fair since you keep using yours."

"No it's not. Or Three: you'd send the grape down my throat causing me to choke."

Izuku shrugged, tossing another one at Snipe. "It's not like you don't face death everyday."

Cementoss noticed something strange. Izuku was normally always very aware of others. He wasn't a child to just shrug off others being hurt.

"Izuku?"

"Hmm?"

"Why do you not care if Snipe gets hurt?"

"Because he's a hero. And heros face danger everyday."

"But you would worry right?"

"No."

Cementoss looked at Snipe who also noticed the change in Izuku. Izuku also started to look a little droopy. Cementoss was worried.

"Is he ok?"

"No...what do you think is wrong?"

Like magic, Inko walked into the teachers lounge and froze.

"Why is Izuku still awake?"

"Um...we were eating?" Snipe answered already hiding behind Cementoss

"No, what I mean is that it's Izuku's nap time."

"No!" Izuku wailed "I don't want to sleep!"

Inko sighed looking at the two men.

"Well?"

"Well what?" Snipe called from behind Cementoss

"Put Izuku to sleep, I'm going to have Tea with Nezu."

"Yeah, sure. How hard could it be?"

*3 hours later *

Snipe was hanging upside down by multiple jump ropes and Cementoss was buried under a mountain of stuffed animals, blankets and pillows. Izuku was sitting on the ground in front of them rubbing his eyes. He was yawning but still stubbornly refusing to sleep.

"How is it that we lost?" Snipe asked

"Snipe, we underestimated Izuku. A brilliant, creative, strong young toddler with the will not to go to sleep." Cementoss responded

The door to the dorm opened to show Toshinori entering with a wool blanket.

"Izuku let's watch a movie."

Izuku nodded as Toshinori stepped over Cementoss and under Snipe. Both of them snuggled up on the couch. Toshinori hadn't even waited a minute and Izuku was out like a light.

"You see, the trick is to not let them know that you want them to go to bed."

"Great trick. Now can you get us down!?" Snipe yelled

"Um...sure….just...how did you get up there?"

Chapter Text

Thirteen had been warned by Cementoss but this was not what she expected. Izuku was depressed about something. He hadn't told his mom what it was and she was worried. So I was up to Thirteen to figure out why Izuku was upset.

"So, what's wrong Izuku?"

"nothing."

"Sure doesn't sound like nothing."

They kept coloring for a few more minutes. Izuku stopped coloring and looked at his drawing.

"would heros really leave someone to die?"

Thirteen looked up surprised. "What?"

"it's just that Shigaraki said that heros left him for dead and that was why he hated heros." Izuku looked up at Thirteen "so would heros really leave someone for dead?"

Thirteen set their color pencils down.

"No any good hero worth their salt would be there to help someone. Only a handful that I personally know of that would refuse to do so."

"so, Shigaraki was lying."

"Maybe he was. Maybe he wasn't."

"what do you mean?"

"Well, maybe he did try to ask a hero but they didn't help him."

Izuku laid his head on his arms. "Life sucks."

Thirteen copied Izuku.

"It does but you know what?"

"What?"

"It's the happy moments in life that make it all better."

Izuku looked at Thirteen with a small smile.

"Yeah."

"Do you want to mess with Aizawa?"

"No...I want Shinso to help me prank Mic again...this time with bugs."

"Let's go!"

"Yeah!"

Poor Present Mic.

Chapter Text

Powerloader was scared. He had to watch both Mei and Izuku. That would not end well.

"What!?" Mei screamed "what do you mean I can't work on my Babies!?"

"I'm saying I have to watch Izuku and All Might's rules clearly dictate he isn't allowed in the support labs."

"That's not fair."

"No, it may not seem like it but you guys can figure something out."

Powerloader sat down in a lawn chair and opened up a newspaper. Around the lawn were multiple empty boxes, a tricycle and some pvc pipes. Izuku looked up at Mei.

"Do you want to build a tank out of cardboard?"

"Sure."

"Pass me the big box over there." Mei asked pointing towards a box a few feet away

Izuku looked at it. "Mei this thing is bigger than I am."

"Just push it."

"Ok."

Izuku lifted up one corner and started to push but the box was too big and floppy. It ended up crushing him.

"Mei!" Mei looked up at Izuku. "I'M STUCK!"

Mei facepalmed as she got up to help Izuku.

"Seriously?"

"Yes….help."

Mei laughed as she pulled the box towards where she was gluing and stapling and taping things together.

"So we have the base and the wheels...what are we going to shoot out of the pipe?"

Mei thought about it. They first needed a way to build enough pressure behind the item to launch it.

"What about...potatoes?" Mei asked

"Eh, works for me. I'll grab the potatoes."

"And I'll work on the pressure!"

Powerloader put his paper down. It was quiet...too quiet. He got up and looked around. He noticed the cardboard had been cut up and shaped into something. But what? He walked slowly as he didn't know where the two children were. Well...he got his answer.

"FIRE!" Mei yelled

Powerloader turned around in time to get a potato to the crotch. He groaned as he peaked up. Izuku was driving a Pedal powered fully functional potato tank. He looked over at Mei who had a wicked grin.

"It works! Now to test it out on your class!"

"Yeah!" Izuku cheered as they left a vulnerable Powerloader on the ground holding his nuts. May God be with Class 1-A.

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Inko looked around Best Jeanist Agency as Toshinori led her and Izuku further into the back. Apparently, Best Jeanist had a new clothing line he wanted Izuku to model for him. Inko wasn't too sure about it when Toshinori brought it up but she relented. Now they walked up to Best Jeanist who was basically vibrating in his spot.

"Jeanist it's good to see you." Toshinori yelled waving to the younger hero

"Indeed its been a while. But that's not what we are here for today. No we are here to turn your young son into a runway model."

"Is that really necessary, Mister-"

"Tsunagu Hakamada at your service Mrs. Midoriya. And worry not it will be fun. He gets a whole plethora of different outfits to choose from."

"Really?"

"Well, with a child so young I normally let them choose so that they aren't overwhelmed with the whole process. So who would you like to be first?"

"All Might!"

Inko smiled as Toshinori blushed. Jeanist just chuckled whole heartedly.

"A Daddy's boy?"

"S-Sush." Toshinori stammered

Inko smiled as Best Jeanist pulled out an array of All Might outfits. Izuku was just in awe. Izuku grabbed All Mights costume from when he was in was in states. Izuku ran off with Best Jeanist to model the outfit. Inko and Toshinori sat down at the end of the runway.

"You know," Inko looked over at Toshinori "I was wondering…since we're trying this whole dating thing. I was wondering if you wanted to spend the weekend on a trip with me...just the two of us?"

Inko smiled as Toshinori played with his hands. She grabbed one and kissed the back of it.

"I'd love too. But who'd watch Izuku? Mitsuki won't be back until Monday."

"I've got that covered." Toshinori said winking at Inko

"Lady and All Might get ready to have your minds blown by our best model yet! Izuku Midoriya!"

Izuku strutted down down runways with his cape blowing behind him. He got to the end and did his All Might laugh while striking a pose. Toshinori and Inko both smiled clapping for Izuku who quickly ran back as some other models came out with other children modeling different ages and styles of Toshinori's old suits.

Izuku then reappeared modeling Nighteyes suit. He even had his hair in the same style. Inko giggled at Izuku trying to look all serious while in costume. He twirled around and even did a look over the glasses. Inko laughed as Toshinori chuckled. It was cute. Izuku again disappeared to allow the other models to model the baby suits.

Izuku came out again wearing an exact copy of Lemillions suit. He flapped the ends of the cape as he ran down the runway and slid to a stop.

"POWER!"

Toshinori really laughed at that one as he could see Young Midoriya trying not to laugh. Izuku ran off and came back in Suneaters costume. He made a whole show down the runway of hiding in the shadows and at the very end gave a 'very intense glare at the audience. He ran back and came back out with two models holding him up as he modeled Nejire Chans outfit. He smiled as he 'flew towards his mom and dad.

The list went on and on. Fatgum, Hawks, Mirko, Eraserhead, Mic, Midnight, Nezu, Endeavor, Vlad King, Gang Orca, Edgeshot and of course Best Jeanist. Izuku modeled them all, having immense fun.

At the very end he was allowed to keep one costume which he obviously choose All Might. In the car on the way back to UA Inko brought up the trip.

"So, it's an adult trip?" Izuku asked looked at his mom

"Yes Izuku. It's a trip for me and Toshi to relax a bit." Inko replied

"Oh so I'm going to stay at UA?"

"No, Nezu said that UA'S hero courses were going to be working on dodging since you showed them that they suck at dodging." Toshinori piped in

"Well not many people can dodge a potato."

"So I asked a favor from a friend to watch you these next two days."

"So, who am I staying with?" Izuku asked

"Well, your Uncle Deavor agreed to watch you. On top of the fact that Young Todoroki was the only student in class 1-A to not get hit by potatoes. So you will be spending the next two days at the Todoroki house hold."

"Whoo-hoo! Uncle Deavor!"

Inko had a bad feeling about this but she decided to ignore it. What could Izuku do to the new Number One Hero?

Chapter Text

Endeavor sighed. Who knew accepting to babysit Izuku would cause this much commotion.

Fuyumi had all but blocked off the section of the house with the training room. She had then recruited Natsu and him to clean and toddler proof the entire house. Something he didn't even know existed. Which is why he answered the door in a pink frilly apron. Toshinori at least had the decency not to laugh at his predicament.

"Nice apron Enji." Toshinori chuckled

"Shut up."

"Shut Up Is A Bad Word Uncle Deavor!" Izuku called walking into the house like he owned the place

"Sorry about Izuku, he's just excited." Inko said with her hand on Shoto’s shoulder

Endeavor would never admit it out loud but he is kind of jealous of how Inko and Toshinori act like a family with Izuku. He also noticed how Shoto was relaxed with the two of them. He sighed as he allowed them inside to see Izuku in the living room. He was chatting up a storm with Rei. Somehow Fuyumi convinced her mother to come home for the weekend to spend time with Izuku. She agreed on the condition that they didn't share a room. Of course he agreed, he was an awful father but to force himself on Rei, never.

"-and that's all there is to watching Izuku. If anything, Shoto here can fill you all in." Inko finished telling Rei

Toshinori was hugging Izuku goodbye. Endeavor really wished he would have paid attention to what Inko said. He watched as Fuyumi led the couple back to the door. He looked down to see Izuku standing at his feet with his arms stretched out. Endeavor picked Izuku up and held him in one arm. He looked at his family who were all staring at him with various looks of concern.

"I'm not the same man."

"Hard to believe." Natsu growled

Rei reached over and popped his ear. Natsu looked at his mom rubbing his ear.

"Now we are all going to behave and enjoy the fact that Izuku is staying with us for a whole two days. Now, Fuyumi and I will have Izuku with us today and you three can have Izuku tomorrow. Deal?"

"Deal." Endeavor, Shoto and Natsu parroted

Rei smiled standing up and walking up to Endeavor. She stopped short of him with a pensive look on her face. Endeavor sighed, holding Izuku out. She quickly grabbed Izuku and turned to Fuyumi. The girls quickly went about grabbing what they needed to take Izuku out for a day out. Endeavor sighed as the girls left knowing he was going to be stuck in his office doing paperwork again.

Fuyumi looked at her mother as she smiled. Izuku had a good effect on Rei. Fuyumi couldn't help but feel a little envious of Izuku. She remembered a time when her father was just as gentle with her and her siblings as he was with Izuku. It was strange to see that part of him again. Fuyumi jumped when she felt a cold hand on her. She looked to her mother.

"It is ok to be confused."

"What?"

Rei smiled as she looked at her daughter. "It's ok to be confused about your father's attitude shift."

Fuyumi sighed looking over at Izuku.

"It's strange how he's changing now."

Rei hummed as she looked out at Izuku playing on the playground with some other children.

"Maybe it's not." Fuyumi looked confused. "Your father is a very complicated man. He's driven and ambitious. Something you all seem to share."

"What?"

"Touya was determined to show his father he could still be a hero even with a quirk that hurt him. You want to heal this family and try everything in your power to do so. Natsu wants to show his father how much he has hurt him and how no matter what he will never truly forgive him and Shoto is trying to be number one by not using his father's quirk...which is poppy cot."

Fuyumi stared at her mother as she smiled at her. She stood up and motioned for both Izuku and Fuyumi to follow her.

"One thing we can all be certain about is he's trying to change."

Izuku couldn't sleep. He kept tossing and turning but he couldn't get comfortable. He sighed and got up. He opened his door and started to walk around the house. He knew something was different. The cheerful family that he saw wasn't really the family that existed. He stopped when he noticed an open door and someone talking. He walked up to the door and peeked around the corner. Uncle Deavor was kneeling in front of a shrine with a picture of a red headed boy. He was telling him about how much he missed him. Izuku took a step forward. The floorboard creaked. Uncle Deavor turned around quickly.

"Izuku?"

"I-I couldn't sleep."

Endeavor took a deep breath and motioned for Izuku to sit with him. Izuku walked up to him. He sat down criss-cross and placed Izuku in his lap.

"You remind me of my son Touya." Izuku looked up at Endeavor. "He used to get hurt by his quirk. It would burn his skin."

Endeavor looked straight at the photo.

"I tried to get him to stop by refusing to train him and focusing my attention on Shoto...but that backfired. He trained in secret and one day...he burned himself to ash. I felt angry...not at him, but at myself. I hurt my family in more ways than I can count. My biggest regret will always be losing them."

Izuku looked up when he felt the first tear. Endeavor hugged the small toddler closer to him. Izuku hugged him back. It was clear to him that Endeavor was sorry for the pain he caused but he couldn't let go. Izuku looked over his shoulder to see Rei walking up to him and Endeavor. He also noticed Fuyumi, Shoto and Natsu. He didn't say anything. He just hugged Endeavor tighter. He had a plan to help them. He just hoped it worked.

Chapter Text

Natsu couldn't understand why Izuku wanted Endeavor out of the house. Izuku had gathered everyone in the living room. He was pacing back and forth between them.

"It has come to my attention that you all do not know how to have fun as a family."

"What?"

"You heard me, you are all bland when it comes to having fun." Izuku yelled

"We know how to have fun." Natsu said leaning back in his chair

Suddenly a loud pop sounded causing Natsu to jump out of his chair. Izuku started laughing as he moved a pillow to show the remains of a balloon.

"See? You didn't even notice." Izuku said throwing the pillow at Natsu "that is why we are going to prank Uncle Deavor!"

It took everyone a hot minute to realize what Izuku had just proposed. Shoto was the first to react.

"I shall follow your lead." Shoto said bowing to Izuku

"S-Shoto!?"

Natsu thought about it before smiling. "Sounds fun!"

"N-Natsu!?"

"Calm down Fuyumi." Rei said, sipping her tea. "They are just having fun. Besides...what harm could it do?"

Fuyumi looked around to notice her entire family on board with the plan. She sighed, sending a quick prayer to whatever God would listen that they survived the night.

"Fine...but if things go south we blame Natsu."

"Yea-Hey!"

Everyone laughed at that cute sibling display.

Endeavor was confused at why Izuku sent him out of the house so early in the morning. Probably wanted to stay away after his pathetic display of emotions the night before. He sighed, opening the door to his house.

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..

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Only to be hit in the face with a pie. Endeavor stumbled as he wiped his face best he could. He opened his eyes to see Fuyumi bent over laughing as Izuku was next to her dying of laughter as well. Endeavor smiled as he stepped forward to lightly scold the duo. Only to slip on a stretch of Ice. He grunted looking towards where the Ice came. Natsu was bent over laughing. Endeavor frowned trying to figure out what was going on. He melted the ice and stood up.

"Wha-"

All three children took off running. Endeavor sighed following them only to trip a wire and have snowballs hit him in the face. He blinked as he noticed Rei peeking out from behind a corner giggling. Endeavor froze when he saw that. He hadn't heard Rei laugh in so long. It made something in his chest ache. In fact, he couldn't remember the last time anyone laughed in his household. He chuckled to himself. Izuku is a wonder baby. He stood up noticing Rei looking at him.

"Now where could my family have gone? Hmm?"

Rei blushed before running down the hall. Endeavor followed, jogging lightly to keep up. Rei looked back and laughed as she noticed him following. Endeavor felt something light bubble up in his chest. A smile spread across his features. Rei ran into the training room and Endeavor felt something off about this section of the house. He jogged through the door.

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..

…

Only to slip as multiple snow balls hit him in the face and body. He landed heavily with a grunt. He blinked his eyes and looked down to see his entire family laughing. The entire room had been turned into a snow filled wonderland. Endeavor sat up and wiped away the remaining frosting and snow off his face. The same feeling as before returned and he didn't even notice when he started laughing alone with his family. He stood up and slowly walked over to them.