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Dream created a new group chat
Dream added Sapnap and 11 others
Dream: HI
Sapnap: thanks I hate it
Sapnap: these names are almost as boring as gogy
Tommy: ^
Tommy: DON"T MAKE FUN OF GOGY!!!
Eret: this was a very big mistake dream
Dream: yeah I'm starting to see that now
Tommy renamed Technoblade to bitch with a capital B
Sapnap renamed bitch with a capital B to Technoblade
Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK SNAPMAP I LIKED HIS NAME AS BITCH
Sapnap renamed Tommy to Child
Child: I AM NOT A CHILD YOU FIRE MAN
Child renamed Child to The Biggest man
The Biggest man: there much better
Technoblade is online
Technoblade renamed Technoblade to Blood God
Blood god renamed The Biggest man to Loud child.
Blood god is offline
Tubbo is online
Loud child: NOW THAT'S JUST FUCKING RUDE
Tubbo: who and why are you yelling at now
Tubbo : i understand now
Loud child renamed Tubbo to NUKES
NUKES: no lie there
Sapnap renamed Eret to strawberry dress
Strawberry dress renamed Strawberry dress to I put the bi in bitch
I put the bi in bitch: thank you Sap but i feel this fits better
Loud child renamed Awesamdude to Father figure 1
Sapnap renamed Philza to Father figure 2
Loud child renamed Sapnap to Arson
Ranboo is online
Arson: to quote the bee child no lie there
Loud child: WHAT
Arson: nothing
Loud child: WE ARE NOT GOING TO SPEED PAST IT AS IF YOU DIDN'T SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID
Dream: we do not have time to unpack what he said trust me
Ranboo renamed Dream to Homeless teletubby
Homeless teletubby: WTF
Homeless teletubby: I HAVE A HOUSE
Blood god is online
Blood god: Ranboo you smell that?
Ranboo: why yes yes I do
Homeless teletubby: smell what
Blood god: Bullshit.
Ranboo: bullshit
Everyone proceeded to log on
Fundy: f in the chat for dream
Arson: f
Loud child:f
Niki: f
Father figure 1: f
Father figure 2: f
Wilbur: w
Blood god: F.
Ranboo:f
I put the bi in bitch: f
NUKES: f
Georgenotfound: f
Homeless teletubby: EVEN YOU GEORGE I SWEAR YOU WERE JUST ASLEEP
Georgenotfound: i take any chance to make fun of you dream come on you know that
Homeless teletubby renamed Homeless teletubby to Dream
Arson renamed Dream to Homeless Blob
Homeless Blob: FUCK YOU
Homeless Blob: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASS HAT
Arson: 🙁
Arson: take that back right now
Georgenotfound: i would listen if i was you
Arson: yeah listen to sleeping beauty Dream-poo
Georgenotfound: oh piss off sippy-cup
NUKES: girls girls your both pretty so STOP ARGUING I WANT TO SEE DREAM GET HIS ASS KICKED PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Arson: thank you bee child you have reminded me are you sorry dreamy
Homeless Blob: Nope i refuse
Arson: Hehehehe
Arson added Badboyhalo
Arson renamed Badboyhalo to Dad
Homeless blob: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Dad: Who messed with my son? I just want to talk. :)
Arson: dream did
Dad: @Homeless blob:I just want to talk :)
Dad: @Homeless blob:I just want to talk :)
Homeless blob: I'm sorry Pandas
Arson: its OK just don't do it again
Dad: and language you muffinheads
I put the bi in bitch: i hate to rain on your parade Bad but you know that that won"t work on them
Dad: you are right but i had to try