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Part 4 of Polyhedrons
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Careless

Summary:

Popular Fitness/Gaming Streamer Subaru Natsuki moves into the share house where his long-time friends Game Streamer Rem, her sister cooking Youtuber Ram, and Art Streamer Emilia, live.

Hijinks ensue.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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"Yosh, that's the last of it." the young man holds the camera high above his head, turning his phone around his laid bare room, or, well, his old room now. All of his belongings should now be properly boxed, but it never hurts to have another few extra thousand pairs of eyes helping. "I didn't miss anything, chat?" 




Pedrita: Nope! 

 

Beako: Nothing, I suppose.

 

RosWario: Nnnnooooonnn~

 

MilfHunter69xXx: your dignity? 

 

Trabuco: :kekw:

 

Ramslethal: :kekw:

 

PuckerUp: :kekw:




"Please, you can't miss what it ain't there to begin with," Subaru laughs as he turns back the camera to himself. He wears his (actually trademarked) trademark white, orange, and black tracksuit. It's well fitted to his body, showing a bit of the muscle underneath. 

 

"Now, to recap. Because of the moving, the schedule will have to be pushed back a little while I set my room. I say this literally every stream, but I'm really grateful to my soon-to-be roommates for giving me so much space for my calisthenics streams."




Ramsletal: remember you're paying us with your soul and your firstborn. 

 

Remmy: It's no issue! We're happy you're coming to live with us. 

 

Lia: Let's get along even better from now on! 

 

Kirbo: Didn't just Ram say a very dangerous thing?

 

HaiKazumaDesu: pfffft, no. That's classic Ram.

 

PriestOfAxis: Oi, Lia, make sure you close your doors at night.

 

MyLittleDictator: if he misbehaves, Rem, you know where to find me.




"Sheesh, why do you guys have so little faith in me?"

 

The chat was flooded with :YouSerious?:

 

"I'm touched, really. In any case, the truck will arrive in a few hours, so for now I'll go--"

 

"Wrestling with you dad!" Subaru is suddenly interrupted by a sudden tactical chokehold. The phone flies from his hands, but it was caught by an older man. "Hello, chat! I'll be hijacking this stream." 




SaidoChestoJr: ayo, buff dad's here

 

SniperMonkey: buff dad!

 

Ramslethal: nice choke!




"Move along Subaru, let's have one last bout before you leave!"

 

The man couldn't answer, and he in fact looked a bit blue in the face.

 

"Hahaha! Sorry, chat, we gotta show Natsuki how much we are proud of him before he leaves! Chao!"




HaiKazumaDesu: God, I wish that was me.

 

XGon: same

 

Darr: same

 

XxXKirt0XxX: same

 

CryptoSound: same

 

Lia: are you all ok?




~




"... Come on come on come on-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMMIT!" Rem growls unintelligently for a few more seconds as her character misses the hook and falls all the way down, "goddammit, why did you ever convince me to play this, chat?"




Pedrita: :kekw:

 

BeatriceBop: :kekw:

 

Amogus6968: :kekw:




Rem flops down on her chair, turning from side to side defeatedly. She wears a black sweater with a small chest window and hand-made white frills added to the sleeves. "Play Get Over It, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

 

She stays like that for short while before jumping back to it. "All right, my little demons, I wanna see your Demon face on!" 




BakuMegu: :Oni:

 

MyLittleDictator: :Oni:

 

RudyLaRueda: :Oni:

 

2ndBanana: :Oni:




Her valiant attempt to once again brave the mountain with just her hammer and her pot was tragically short, as she overshot and fell to the ground level.

 

"God fucking Dammit." she slaps poor desk-kun and the camera shakes, "oh shit!" quickly, Rem catches it before it can fall. 




Pedrita: Demon mode: activated!

 

GeoSF: She snapped again

 

AndersAss: everybody run for it

 

BakuMegu: :Oni:




"I'm done. No more self-flagellations for today." The bluenette closes the game, slumping on her comfy chair. "We still got another half an hour of stream, anybody got any suggestions?"




MyLittleDictator: Is the muscle boor behaving?

 

DarknessWithin: He hasn't been... Untoward, to you, right?

 

BakuMegu: I can set off a firecracker under his ass if you want!




"Girls, chill," Rem laughs, "we set down ground rules and he's been settling just fine." 




PriestOfAxis: a little TOO fine if you ask me

 

DarknessWithin:?

 

JaneDoe:?

 

BakuMegu:? 




"Whaddaya mean?" Rem tilts her head cutely to the side.




PriestOfAxis: I spy with my little eye a familiar jacket discarded on the bed.




Rem's head snaps back so quickly she nearly feels the whiplash. Indeed, there in her bed laid a slightly crumpled white, orange, and black track jacket. Her neck strains like a rusted cog to turn back to her screen. With mounting dread she realizes that she didn't fix the camera properly, showing her usually hidden bed. 




"O-oh, t-that's just--" 

 

BakuMegu: :PogChamp:

 

JaneDoe: No way

 

HaiKazumaDesu: :Pog:

 

ShineInside: :monkaOmega:

 

AsuKILL: :BlessRNG:




"N-no, wait, that just got mixed in the laundry! I was going to return it after the stream!"




HaiKazumaDesu: :MonkaHmm:

 

AsuKILL: :MonkaHmm:

 

BakuMegu: :MonkaHmm:

 

AnderAss: :PepeLaugh:




"Oi, you little devils!" she growls, " I'm telling you it's not like that!" of course, her words are paid no heed. 




MooningOverYou: Congrats! Tho, I thought you and Emilia were adorable together. This is good too. 

 

AceDefective: in the distance, you can hear the EmiliaxSubaru fans crying their hearts out

 

ThatMan: Tis a sad day for EmiliaxRem

 

AsuKILL: But SubaruxRem LIVES! 




"I-- uh-- no--!"

 

She mutes her mic and changes to the idle screen.




Ann-chan: She ran away!




~




"Call me old-fashioned if you want, but I really prefer painting with oils. That or watercolors, you know?" Emilia explains as she twirls the pen in her hand.




Bakarina: No, I totally get you!

 

MoarGun: Sure, grandma




"You...! No sense of tact, huh?" She brings down the pen again and continues sketching. "I like the feeling of the brush against the canvas, and also the way paint dries in my hand."




FluffQueen: :gayPride:

 

Rei(na): :gayPride:




"That feels like you're teasing me," she laughs, "is it me or is cold today?" she adjust her white lined with purple cat-eared hoodie, and then her cat-eared headphones. 




SoniaStrumm: When will you do another collab with Rem?




"Hmm? It's more like Rem invites me to her stream, more than a collab. She was planning to invite me and Subaru to play sometime this week, actually, to celebrate him moving in."




Fujineeee: So, are they keeping you up at night? 




"Hmm? Whatever do you mean?" Emilia's frigid smile didn’t invite for clarification.




FluffQueen: :LUL:

 

MoarGun: :LUL:

 

Gallahad: :lul: but seriously, spill the tea. How are they?




"They are very sweet. They make each other happy, and that makes me happy." Emilia smiles more warmly now.




Ann-chan: awwww

 

Ame: awww

 

Rei(na): :gayPride:




Emilia shrugs off some stiffness of her neck and moves to stand up from her chair. "I'll go take a quick glass of water, be right back." She turns to leave, but the headphone cable holds strong and she stumbles against her desk.

 

"Whoops there!" she takes off her headphones and leaves them on the table. She gives a quick check to the camera, making sure it would not fall off, and leaves.

 

Unfortunately for her, this fic requires silly shenanigans, and thus the camera's clip got loose just enough to face the floor of her room. 




Rei(na): Oh

 

FluffQueen: Oh MY! :AYAYA:

 

Rudy: :poggers:

 

Ame: :pog:

 

MooningOverYou: :gayPride:

 

Bakarina: ?




When she returned the chat was still raging on. "I know hydration is good an' all, but what's up with you guys?" Emilia naively took a sip from her glass.




Ame: Rem's sweater looks pretty nice, but it looks even better on your floor :kekw:




The water came out her nose.




Rudy: Rem be getting SOME!

Felt a Pelt: *Careless Whisper plays*

MooningOverYou: :gayPride:




Coughing, realization sets in and she rapidly whirls around to grab and hide the offending article behind her back. Her blush is contrasted by her porcelain white skin and silver hair, making it look even more vibrant. "It... got... mixed in the laundry... you know... it happens..." she mumbled, not even capable of looking at the screen.




SydneySnaps: Ara Ara~

 

Ame: Oh? I was just teasing, is there something you're not telling us about?

 

Rudy: sus

 

Gallahad: sus

 

Rei(na): Lia, you're a terrible liar. Out with it.

 

Bakarina: I don't get it




The poor girl squirms in place, literally caught red-handed, when the connection suddenly gets cut off, switching the stream to an idle room. 




FluffQueen: saved by the bell

 

Rudy: sus

 

MooningOverYou: :LUL: Ramslethal just posted on Twitter: "@NatsukiSubaru, if you did, in fact, cut off MY 5G internet connection, I swear I'll kick you off a cliff myself."

 

Rudy: :kekw:

 

SoniaStrumm: the mystery thickens. Now, who's dating who?




And thus, the ship-War begins once again in full throttle. Fanart is waved in the wind like flags, and discussion threads run like blood on the river. 




~




Beginning soon, the title card before the stream reads, as a chibi Subaru sits under a kotatsu and sips tea. The chat is already flooding.




LittleMuscle: :flex:

 

kazmyn88: :flex:

 

CowardlyDefault: :flex:

 

ShineInside: RemxSubaru! 

 

HaiKazumaDesu: yo prechat

 

DarknessWithin: :flex:

 

FluffQueen: :flex:

 

PrimeTime: :flex:

 

Rudy: EmiliaxRem! 

 

Magnum: EmiliaxSubaru! 

 

Novalicious: Muscle Stream lets GOOOOOOO

 

Deadest: Sup muscleheads.

 

Ricardo Asta: I came here for the drama, stayed for the muscle.




"Alright then, let's begin!" Subaru's voice appears and the screen changes to the camera view. Subaru's face fills the frame, smiling brightly. "Hello, muscleheads!"

 

Curiously, he's not wearing his jacket. 




FluffQueen: :flex:

 

Novalicious: :flex:

 

CowardlyDefault: :flex:

 

Colonel: I want the truth!




"So, today's stream is going to be special!" he moves to the side showing a quite spacious garage. A soft tatami has been laid in the ground, and a portable warmer has been set at the side. There's some training equipment here and there, and a disarmed lifting machine set aside. 

 

Sitting on the tatami in perfect seiza are both Rem and Emilia, blushing lightly. A black and white sweater, an orange, black, and white jacket, and a white hoodie are neatly folded in front of them. 




HaiKazumaDesu: Ayo?

 

Rudy: :pog:

 

Steel Knuckles: Oh!

 

Discount Miku: Lmao




"Today we'll be doing a collab with my two gracious housemates, as a celebration for moving into my new home. Ram will be behind the camera reading the chat once in a while. Say hi, Ram!"

 

"Go die."

 

"Ahahaha, never change." 




BakuMegu: Rem doing exercise? Preposterous.

 

PriestOfAxis: :LUL:

 

Hajimeme: :flex:

 

SetoFrog: :flex:

 

Maid Dusa: :LUL:

 

Beako: Hilarious, I suppose.

 

MooningOverYou: Now tell us! What the fuck do you have going on!




"That's right, Barusu, mind explaining what is up?" Ram says after reading that last comment.

 

His face lights up as well, "Hahah, yeah, that's the other thing. Well, If you'll allow us to demonstrate," he walks back and sits at Emilia's right, grabbing the white hoodie in front of him and putting it around his shoulders. At the same time, Rem puts on Subaru's jacket and Emilia wriggles inside Rem's sweater.

 

"I love Emilia," Subaru starts, red like a traffic light, but smiling nonetheless. 

 

"I love Rem," Emilia says before she's overtaken by giggles with barely contained joy.

 

"I love Subaru!" Rem smiles brightly like the sun, blinding everyone with her pure happiness.

 

"We're all dating each other, for a while now. Surprise!" Subaru finishes, abashedly scratching his head. Emilia reaches out and holds the hands of her two loved ones, each at one side of her. Rem puts her head down on Emilia's shoulder.

 

Ram makes a gagging noise.

 

The chat has long since lost its mind, throwing :pog:s and :gayPride:s all over the place.

 

Ram reads the chat almost boredly, but suddenly perks up, her grin turning malicious. "FortunaRoullete says: Lia, I'm happy for you, but I'll be calling you later tonight." Ram reads out loud and Emilia freezes. Her blush turns several degrees darker.

 

"BuffDad says: that explains why you wanted to move out so suddenly, you dog!"

 

"Oi, what do you think you're calling your son!" Subaru retorts, shaking his fist ineffectively at the camera. 

 

"And if anyone's wondering, they usually spend the night inside Rem's soundproofed room." Ram snarks, emphasizing with almost tangible air quotes.

 

"Y-y-you traitor! Why'd you tell them that!" Rem cries.

 

Ram ignores her, and reads the next comment "PuckerUp says: and why did you bring them to your muscle stream, I wonder?... 0w0" Ram physically recoils and retchs for having to say that out loud, not that the chat can see her. Subaru's paying her by taking a week's worth of dish duties, so she had to. 

 

Subaru perks up, while the girls turn quite somber, cold sweat building on their foreheads. "Aha! Glad you asked, Puck! As a... consequence for basically spilling the beans too early, these two will do the Hell Hour with me today!" 




HaiKazumaDesu: Rip

 

MyLittleDicator: F

 

Bag O' Bones: My sympathies. It was good knowing you girls. 

 

Rudy: F

 

Discount Miku: F

 

ShineInside: Rip

 

ShintaroNo7: Lmao, Rip




~End~

Notes:

Tried to keep this one short and sweet.
I was appalled at the lack of EmiliaxRemxSubaru fics and decided to take matters into my hands.

Episode 11 of the second season convinced me to finish this.

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