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Did you eat today, baby?

Pulling herself out of her work, Evelynn glanced down at her phone when she heard Kai'sa's custom text tone. It was an audio snippet of Kai'sa going hellloooooo that Evelynn recorded during a meet-and-greet. Every time it played and Kai'sa's little recorded voice went hellloooooo, and Kai'sa herself was in earshot, it always made the dancer stomp her foot and pout.

"Delete that!" she'd say.

"Never," Evelynn would always respond.

There were a million other things she'd rather spend her energy on during her birthday, but Evelynn had a chronic inability to say no to work or manage herself properly. As much as she valued her own time and power, she was also a little hopeless without Ahri as her manager.

So that's how she found herself sitting in Seraphine's studio, with Seraphine propping her head on her shoulder to peek at the screen. "Tell KK I say hi."

Idly scratching Seraphine's scalp with one claw, Evelynn waited a moment before responding.

send me a video of you cumming with the sound on

"Evelynn," Seraphine said, scandalized, which was the point, so Evelynn hit 'send'. 

To cement it, Evelynn followed it up with, you have to do it. it's my birthday

Not as tongue-tied as she would have been a mere eight months ago, Seraphine shook her head and carried on, lecturing her. "You are such a nightmare. That poor girl doesn't even know you're in the same country as her yet and that's how you text her?"

Evelynn turned her focus to Seraphine like the draw of a blade over her skin. "Do I need to remind you I'm home a day early to help you?"

Equal parts ready to rebel and not wanting to offend her idol, Seraphine puffed up like a cat, muttering. She looked so much like Ahri in that moment that it threw Evelynn off long enough to let her get some more back talk in. "More like you're using helping me as an excuse to come home early."

That was not acceptable at all. 

Moving her mouse over to the exit button on their music file, Evelynn clicked it firmly. A notification popped up on her laptop, asking her if she was sure she wanted to close without saving.

Seraphine's attitude immediately improved, much to Evelynn's pleasure. She waved her hands, tone pleading. "Okay okay okay okay! I promise I'm not gonna tell Kai'sa you're here! Let's just finish this track and peel you out of the producer seat so you can celebrate properly."

Satisfied, she and Seraphine settled down to finish their work. Seraphine had taken an extended break from... well, everything, to focus on an entirely new album. So much of her fame had been because she tied a lasso to K/DA, and she was struggling to put a buffer in between herself and that notoriety. While she was leery about the idea of another collab so soon, she still looked up to Evelynn as a mentor figure and a guide in how to survive at this level of the industry.

Evelynn was glad to help her— had always been glad, really— but if she maybe thought this was a good way to spend her birthday she wasn't ever going to admit it out loud.

When they were finished, Evelynn had almost forgotten about the message she'd sent to Kai'sa. Seraphine cracked open a can of local craft beer to celebrate and Evelynn made fun of her for being a pretentious little indie bastard who only drank IPA and Seraphine made fun of her for being a snooty out of touch old lady who only drank champagne.

"Thirty is not old," she said, and Seraphine said "Ohhh, isn't it though?" just to make her mad again, and again Evelynn felt like she was looking at Ahri's clone with a shorter stature and much bigger shoes to fill. 

"So why'd you come here first?" Seraphine wanted to know, cheeks already flushed even though she hadn't finished more than half a can. "Kai'sa would pull out all the stops for you if she knew you were home. Make dinner, take you out, the whole shebang."

"I don't want her to," Evelynn admitted. "If I give her less time to prepare, she has less time to be stressed... I just want to spend that time with her, not fighting her to insist she sit down."

Evelynn enjoyed being spoiled. She did not enjoy Kai'sa incapable of relaxing or calming down, that dark seed of anxiety in her blossoming and unfurling into a need for control that extended into unhealthy habits.

Seraphine rested her cheek on one fist, frowning in concern. "Then say that, Eve. Don't play games."

Games were her middle name, though. Everyone knew that. Evelynn checked the time. "You don't know her like I do. She can't ever relax or take a break—"

"Not even on her birthday?" Seraphine's lips went flat and straight, eyes sardonic. "No, I don't know anybody like that."

"And that's my cue to leave." Making to do just that, she hesitated. "Will you be coming along?"

Seraphine shook her head. "Are you kidding? I got to spend half your actual birthday with you making music. Every Deeva in the world would kill to be me right now, I'm not gonna push my luck any further."

There was a rattle of aluminum and plastic as Seraphine tidied up her space and made the whole room clean again. The two of them had really been at it for hours, and it showed. 

"Besides," Seraphine said, only half-joking. "You don't wanna be seen in public with me."

"Between the two of us I'm certain I court more controversy," Evelynn said smoothly, even through a twinge of guilt.

She looked down at Seraphine, who hadn't made any public appearances in months when before she'd had weekly or daily updates on social media, and she thought not for the first time or the last: I did this to her. 

Before the plagiarism scandal and the lawsuit with Sona and the hordes of attention both positive and negative, Seraphine had been doing just fine. Nowhere near her current level of fame, but she had her base. K/DA had tied her to the tails of their rocket and swept her up into the stars, undoubtedly. But Evelynn wondered if she'd ever see the old Seraphine again, or if this slightly jaded hermit was going to be her new default mode. It felt as though every time Seraphine was in the news it was more bad news... and Evelynn had been there before, in the spotlight, overwhelmed and young and wondering when 'making music' had become this whole circus.

Throwing her jacket over one shoulder, she blew a kiss to Seraphine. "All right. I'll see you later then, xiao xing."

"Bye, Eve!" Seraphine sang back. "Give KK a kiss for me!"

"Absolutely not," Evelynn said. "Get your own girlfriend."

Idling outside Seraphine's house, Evelynn took the time to light up a cigarette and soothe her nerves with nicotine. Some of the itching under her skin settled down in a haze of smoke, and she called a private car to come pick her up. 

In the hiatus between releasing POP/STARS and MORE, she had moved in with Kai'sa. Even when they weren't working with their girls, the two of them lived together, and they'd been thrilled when Seraphine decided to relocate to their city too. The day Seraphine bought her new house Evelynn had gloated so hard. She was convinced that because three out of the five of them had chosen her favorite city, that meant it was superior— in any case, it certainly was fun to torment Akali and Ahri with regular pictures of the three of them having brunch.

Flicking through them now, she ignored the resurgence of guilt twisting up her insides every time she saw Kai'sa's delicate, smiling face. She was so perfect, so good, so sweet and loving and everything Evelynn could never be, and Evelynn was avoiding her and for what? 

Her phone buzzed with an incoming message, and a hellloooooo that never failed to make her smile. 

The message said, You might want to put on headphones.

Staring at her cell, Evelynn let her cigarette nearly burn itself out. A cold shock hit her, hard as a bucket of cold water, and then when she got another hellloooooo her heart started pounding so hard she could feel it reverberating through her whole body. 

It was a video.

Hands trembling, she popped her wireless earphones in. Another quick suck on her cigarette to fortify her, and then she hit play.

The steadiness of the recording let her know it was on a tripod. The lens opened up to their bedroom, dark and sensual with candles lit in a row on either side of their mile-long bed, the one they could spend days in together. Kai'sa moved into the scene from beside the camera, swaying as she always did, every step careful and purposeful and precise. Kai'sa could never stop dancing, even when she was standing still Evelynn could see her eyes dancing to the beat of her own drum.

Slick, shiny-looking fabric hugged her taut thighs, leashing her stockings to her corset. Everything else was black lace, including the thin triangle of fabric that barely covered the dark space between Kai'sa's legs. 

Kai'sa turned to face the camera, settling down on the edge of the bed, gaze unwavering on the lens.

Oh my god? Evelynn could barely think, could barely breathe. The lit end of her cigarette burned steady, not a single inhale sharpening or dulling the coal-bright spark. Everything around her was in focus and not, she thought she might faint when Kai'sa's deadly serious expression broke into a smirk. Oh my god?

Kai'sa's legs were carefully angled so that one knee was coyly pointed inward, playing at modesty until she spread them out wider.

"I bet you're expecting a strip tease, aren't you?" Kai'sa said, her deep voice mocking. "Pervert."

A loud honk made Evelynn jump out of her own skin. Her ride was here. Slipping into the backseat, Evelynn sat there in torment. Surely she couldn't watch her girlfriend orgasm on screen in someone else's car. Briefly she was grateful that this hadn't arrived while she was in Seraphine's house.

After an agonizing five minutes she double and triple checked that no sound escaped her earbuds before pressing play again.

No one could ever accuse Kai'sa of not knowing her audience. Her dark lipstick, red like crushed berries, stood out stark against her pale face. Every shadow caressed her sharp cheekbones accented by faint blush and contouring, and her eyes were darker than her wild, loose hair, falling in waves down her shoulders.

Evelynn bit the curve of her index finger, gripping her phone so hard she thought she might crush it. 

Kai'sa slipped a hand under the hem of her panties.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god.

"I've never done this before," Kai'sa said in a hushed voice, making Evelynn lean in closer as if that would improve the sound any. "If you were here I bet you'd be making fun of me."

If I were there I'd be inside you, she thought, swallowing the knot in her throat.

"You always know when there's blood in the water." 

She'd been putting on a show, mostly, her fingers working in large circles under the fabric. Then she twitched, a genuine reaction as she hit a spot that felt too good to hide. Her blood-red lower lip got caught between her teeth in an anxious pull, her eyes wide and pleading into the camera.

"It's not the same without you, Eve." Did she imagine the flash of frustration in her face when her hips bucked up to meet her hand, working harder. "But god it makes me wet to know you'll see this."

Evelynn wanted to howl, two steps away from ripping her own jumpsuit apart in a fit of lust. 

Flushed, Kai'sa tried her best to maintain eye contact with the camera. One hand peeled the wet fabric of her underwear away from her pussy, and Evelynn nearly groaned out loud. Kai'sa pumped into herself with two strong fingers to get them wet before focusing on her clit again.

Losing focus, she reclined back on the bed. Surging up in her seat a little, Evelynn realized she was trying to get a better look at her face and growled in frustration to see it was mostly out of frame. Covered in a sheathe of black hair and angled away, all she could see was Kai'sa's gasping mouth crying out.

And she came like that, dark folds fluttering around her fingers. Overwhelmed and not sure where to focus, Evelynn could only think, belatedly: she painted her nails to match her lip color.

When the car parked in front of their house, Evelynn felt unsteady as a newborn fawn. Trembling as she walked out, her head buzzed as she fumbled the door open. From Kai'sa's point of view it must have seemed like a wild creature burst into the room, because she squeaked, flinching when Evelynn marched in.

She was still wearing her makeup from earlier, but had swapped out into pajamas. Just terrycloth shorts and a too-big white t-shirt borrowed from Akali. Kneeling on the couch, she straightened up and gawked at Evelynn.

"E-Eve? What on earth—" was all she got out before Evelynn was on her. 

She kissed her, smearing her lipstick and panting into her mouth. 

"Get this off," she growled, tugging the fabric of her shirt up until Kai'sa got the idea. 

"When did you get—" Kai'sa's next words were muffled with another open-mouthed kiss, edging out into a moan. "Oh, I didn't even— you should have told me, I would have picked you up from the airport—"

She squeaked again when Evelynn hoisted her up onto her lap and tore her pants off. "Shhh. You don't have to do anything, sweetie. You let me take care of it all."

Given a moment to catch her breath, Kai'sa looked so sweet and stunned still, perfectly vulnerable as she clutched to the front of Evelynn's bodysuit. Then her gaze sharpened knowingly. "All it took was a little sex tape to summon you?"

"Mmhmmm." Evelynn ripped off the claws on her right hand, touched her briefly, and inhaled a ragged breath. "Oh my god, you're still wet. How long ago did you record that?"

"Um. An hour ago? Two?" She shook her head. "This is so weird, Eve."

Under any other circumstance she would take the time to tease her further, but Evelynn was on the edge of losing all domesticity. She pinned Kai'sa to the arm of the couch, kneeling over her and thrusting inside her with two fingers. Her elbow worked to the point of complaining, fucking her hard, putting her bodyweight into it when Kai'sa started crying out and whining louder.

"That's it." Evelynn growled. "That's it. That's all I want you to do is lie there and take it." She shuffled even closer, threatening to fold Kai'sa in half. She was so delightfully bendy and strong. "Come for me." 

Kai'sa was wet. The obscene sound of slick flesh on flesh was pushing her over the edge already, on the verge of coming without being touched. Her free hand went around Kai'sa's throat just to hold her still, fingers angling up now and then to caress her lips.

"Oh, I'm com—" Kai'sa trembled, lips ajar and stained red, mussed up from Evelynn's affections. "Coming— I'm coming—"

A low noise squeezed out of her as she clenched her eyes shut, thrashing so hard Evelynn couldn't keep ahold of her. Going slack, she curled around Evelynn, breathing heavily, lost in her own pleasure. After a while she gazed up at Evelynn, adoration swimming in the dark pools of her eyes. 

She kissed her again, gentle this time. Gentle, gentle, until the fluttering ring of muscle around her fingers finally stopped twitching.

If Evelynn thought this was a good way to avoid a conversation, that illusion was quickly dispelled. The moment clarity returned to Kai'sa's eyes, she frowned up at her. "When did you get in?"

She could have joked I'm still in but the firm, hard line was returning to Kai'sa's lips. "Late afternoon."

"Why didn't you call me?" 

There was no good answer to that. It wasn't that she didn't want to see her, or was avoiding her on purpose. There wasn't a good answer or a sensible answer, just the truth. "Because I'm a fucking idiot, Kai'sa. Every free moment that could be spent with you that I instead spend doing anything else is fucking stupid."

A little gleam of anxiety burned in her eyes, bright white and hot. "Oh, I didn't even get anything ready. The house is a mess, I didn't even get the—"

"You're my girlfriend, not my maid." Evelynn did her best not to snap. "See, this is why I didn't call ahead. I don't care about anything else but you, Kai'sa, so turn it off for a minute, okay? All that instinct to try and do something and take charge, just turn it off and be with me."

The thing about Kai'sa was she was stubborn as a bull. The two of them locked horns all the time, neither ceding ground. But here, finally, Kai'sa succumbed and met her lips instead in a frenzied kiss. Evelynn whimpered deep in her throat when Kai'sa stood with Evelynn in her arms, carrying her to the bedroom. She locked her legs tight around her naked waist, claws scrabbling at the flat planes of her muscled back. 

"Kai'sa—" Evelynn gasped, smiling when Kai'sa took off the remaining claws on her left hand. "Kai'sa— I'm going crazy." She grasped her again, pulling her close, wanting to crawl inside her and never leave. After being away from her for so long, after watching that video, after feeling her come all over her fingers, Evelynn was already gone. 

Kai'sa slunk down her body, gripping Evelynn's hips so tight the tendons in her forearms stood out in sharp relief. Merciless and demanding, she ate her like a starving woman, getting her whole face wet, unfocused and needy. Evelynn surged upward into orgasm, and then again the moment Kai'sa crooked a single calloused finger inside her. She cried out in mindless weeping release, I love you Kai'sa, oh god, darling, you're mine, you're mine, you're mine, oh, good girl. 

She rested her forehead on Evelynn's belly, both of them heaving with panting breaths.

For a moment, Evelynn felt unease, wondering if Kai'sa was mad at her (and not in the fun way). 

"Stay there," Kai'sa said quickly, kissing her stomach once before heading off into the closet. Turning onto her side, Evelynn watched her go. Her hand mindlessly went between her legs again, feeling herself still aching and hard and needy. It hadn't been enough. The hunger inside her wanted more.

So she almost melted into a puddle of trembling glee when Kai'sa emerged with one of her favorite toys in hand. With one finger, she motioned for Evelynn to turn around and she did so gladly.

"If you aren't going to let me take care of you any other way," she muttered, spooning up behind her, "You're going to let me take care of you this way."

That was something Evelynn was more than happy to compromise on. 

"Yes!" she said. "Gimme."

Angling up behind her, Kai'sa kissed up the back of her neck, nibbling on her shoulder. She felt along with the cock in her hand, searching and prodding until it sank into willing heat. Evelynn groaned again, twisting until those strong arms forced her still. 

Kai'sa's free hand grabbed her by the wrist, hard and tight, and Evelynn focused on those nails again. Painted dark red and inviting, and Evelynn whined and thrashed until they were in her mouth and she was sucking on them in time with every hard, unforgiving stroke inside her. She was so full, full of Kai'sa in heart and body, and she eagerly soaked up more and more until she was coming in sharp, almost painful waves.

Not satisfied, Kai'sa pushed her further into the mattress until she was facedown. Eyes rolled back into her head as Evelynn let the reins slip for now, letting herself give all control to the graceful, unyielding motion of Kai'sa's body moving in time with hers. 

A few hours later, She curled up under Kai'sa's arm, glued tight to her body.

"I missed you," Kai'sa said, not trying very hard not to sound wounded.

"I missed you too." Evelynn kissed up the column of her neck. "So much. I'm so sorry I didn't call you the minute I landed. Don't let me go anywhere without you again. I'm never going anywhere without you again."

A little tension eased off her body as she huffed in laughter. "You know that's impossible."

"I know." She cuddled her harder. "But right now just lie to me, okay?"

Kai'sa stroked those long fingers down her face, studying her expression. "Okay, baby."

Then that dark, devious expression returned.

"Did you like my video that much? Was it a good birthday gift?"

Evelynn groaned. "The best. You killed me with it. My spirit went on to the next world and I'm just an empty shell. Look."

Hunting down her phone, Evelynn flopped back into bed with Kai'sa as she scrolled through her photos and messages. She played it again so Kai'sa could watch, smiling to feel her start to stir and squirm as Evelynn made her watch herself get off again. 

Right as Kai'sa was about to orgasm, the video paused to allow an incoming text message. 

Ding! I got nothing, Seraphine's recorded voice sang out, her name listed as 小星星 in Evelynn's phone.

"Oh, will you fuck off?" Evelynn growled, trying to tap past it.

"You're mean to her," Kai'sa said.

"It builds character," Evelynn said. Then, hesitantly, "...Is drinking champagne an old lady thing? She said I was being an old lady."

"You two," Kai'sa said, "Have got to stop using me as the tiebreaker for all your arguments."

The custom ringtone sounded again. Huffing sharply, Evelynn texted her, I'm busy.

Ohhhh, Seraphine texted back. i SEE. well you two have fun

don't be crass

you love me Seraphine said before Evelynn put her phone in airplane mode.

"Nightmare," Evelynn said. "Nightmare gremlin."

"Reminds me a lot of you," Kai'sa said thoughtfully, which sparked a wrestling match that ended with Evelynn losing again.

Not that she minded. When dealing with Kai'sa, even when they didn't agree, even when they were fighting, there was never really a losing scenario. 

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The morning promised nothing but sunshine. It delivered in spades, which made it all the more potent that disaster only struck once twilight wrapped around her like velvet, hard and demanding even through the softness. 

Evelynn could tell Kai'sa was still in an amorous mood when she woke up, but work never slept and denial made temptation taste even sweeter. Two fingers walked over her bare stomach, stroking the beauty mark on her right hip. It would have been so easy to lie there and let Kai'sa take care of her some more, but Evelynn really did have plans that couldn't be delayed further.

Gently holding Kai'sa's hand, she prevented it from wandering further. She said, "Let's go out tonight after I finish dealing with the bloodsuckers."

"Oh yeah?" At first pouting from rejection, intrigue made her dark eyes glitter. "Where to?"

"Anywhere you want." Evelynn tucked a finger under Kai'sa's chin, tilting her head back for a long, indulgent kiss. "Anything at all. Say it and it's yours."

Kai'sa didn't even hesitate. "Just you."

It would have been a joke from anyone else— and Kai'sa's lips did quirk up in a hesitant smile— but they both knew she was also being dead serious.

"I'm already yours," Evelynn murmured, sliding closer under the covers. They were pressed together, warm, and Evelynn needed a body on top of hers, and skin so soft it made her still-wet cunt throb like no one had ever fucked it before, and skin. Skin skin skin.

"I still want you." Kai'sa's pouty, magnificent mouth demanded several more kisses before Evelynn could drag herself away.

She resisted the urge to shake herself like a wet dog, emerging from a pool of lust it threatened to hold her all day. "Tonight," she promised, kissing Kai'sa's knuckles before hurrying out of bed and getting dressed.

Kai'sa was still in bed by the time Evelynn left,  which was a shame because her outfit really did deserve to be admired. An ass-hugging black skirt and a shimmering golden keyhole top, and of course gold dripping from her ears, her wrists, and her fingertips. She snapped a selfie while walking from her lawyer's office to her car, kissing the air. Sending it quickly, she tapped out while only half paying attention, If you don't want to fuck me after this I've done something wrong.

For a second she wondered if it had sent; it took longer than usual and right before she heard the outgoing swoosh, her phone battery died. 

Well. She hadn't charged it last night. She'd been too busy. 

Evelynn didn't think of it again until she got home.

Considering she'd given Kai'sa ample time to prepare, she was surprised to see Kai'sa in neutral makeup and athleisure wear. 

"There's a little udon place I want to try," she said, "It's very casual. We'll pick it up and um." Her cheeks colored a little. "Take it right home?"

Plugging in her phone on their bedroom nightstand, Evelynn sauntered over to her. She stroked Kai'sa's shoulder before kissing it. "Oh, we don't have to rush. We could find somewhere nice and scenic to enjoy the night air."

Kai'sa didn't want to enjoy the night air, and Evelynn knew it, and Kai'sa knew she knew. But her flush burned brighter. 

"Or maybe we could just order in?" Evelynn suggested in a low purr.

"No, I want to go out!" Protesting a few more times, Kai'sa slipped out of Evelynn's grasp. "I want you to drive me. I always relax when you're behind the wheel."

Melting a little, Evelynn allowed herself to feel a warm, prideful glow. "Of course, kitten. Like I said—" 

Blinking alive, Evelynn's phone pinged with an incoming text from Seraphine. Ding! I got nothing.

"Whatever you want," Evelyn finished, eyes darting over to her phone once before returning her focus solely to Kai'sa. "You know you're my angel—"

Ding! I got nothing.

"And—"

Ding! I got nothing. Ding! I got nothing.

Evelynn's good mood soured. "God. What does she want?"

"Your attention," Kai'sa pointed out. "That's what she always wants. Why do you think she's always trying to get under your skin?"

"Disgusting," Evelynn said.

Ding! I got nothing, the phone said again, and Kai'sa covered a laugh with one hand as Evelynn tried to slip it into airplane mode again. It was only after one more Ding! that Evelynn wondered if maybe something was wrong, so she took a peek.

HELLO????? said the most recent message from Seraphine, the one above that saying, YOU CAN'T DROP THAT AND THEN NOT RESPOND???? and the one above that saying WAS THIS MEANT TO GO TO ME? 

Heart sinking, Evelynn scrolled up past several frantic messages from Sera before landing on the last thing she'd sent.

Her whole body went cold.

"Babe?" Kai'sa noticed at once. Standing at her side, she soothingly rubbed a hand on Evelynn's back. "You went white as a ghost. Is everything okay?"

No, actually. 

Evelynn was pretty sure she was going to be single by the time this night was over.

Seraphine's morning started bright and early. It promised nothing but sunshine.

It quickly went right off the fucking rails when her best friend accidentally (?) sent her a porno.

If you don't want to fuck me after this I've done something wrong.

The message made Seraphine's eyebrow raise, sure, but it wasn't too out of line from Evelynn's usual boasts. If they were less close Seraphine would be tempted to call her confidence obnoxious, but she always reeled right back from the edge with so much charm that Seraphine found she could never hold it against her.

Attached was a video. Seraphine hummed as she made her coffee. She was wondering what it could be, but somehow knowing she'd need some caffeine in her first before she opened it.

"A music video?" She wondered, thinking the production quality was a little grainy. Maybe that was on purpose, but— "Oooh, Kai'sa! Wooooooooo." Her eyes widened and she mock wolf-whistled in appreciation. Kai'sa's body was a work of art, and all of it was on display. Seraphine brought her coffee out to her balcony, where she had a few hummingbird feeders to replace. Every morning there was an avian audience, which made great tiktok fodder for her anonymous alt account.

New choreo? Seraphine wondered in mounting confusion as the video went on. An advertisement? ...A lingerie ad?

Then after a few more seconds, Seraphine stopped thinking anything at all. 

When Kai'sa started touching herself, she said, 

"WHAT THE FUCK?" 

And a glittering cloud of hummingbirds exploded off into the neighborhood.

"Oh my god." Scrambling to pause the video or at least mute it, Seraphine went back inside and threw the phone at her couch and then covered her face like she was at risk of seeing it projected on the walls or something. "Oh my god oh my god oh my god."

Then she started laughing uncontrollably, because this had to be a mistake. 

But what if it wasn't?

Her heart lurched. She texted Eve. Then she texted her again. After six texts got no response, she wondered if it was too early to go get a drink. 

There was no way she'd be able to focus on work until she got a response. Unfortunately, that took the better part of the day. Just as Seraphine was convincing herself this was all an elaborate prank, her phone buzzed.

That wasn't meant to go to you, was all Evelynn said.

Seraphine exhaled.

Then she started cracking up like crazy again, because thank god, this situation was saved. She called Evelynn, hands trembling until she picked up. 

"I bet you're in so much trouble," she said immediately, breathlessly.

"Be quiet," Evelynn said, voice strained. "You had better delete that video."

"Of course I will! Duh. Just because you're in trouble doesn't mean you get to be mad at me, by the way."

"This isn't a joke. Tell me you understand that."

Sobering up, Seraphine nodded before remembering Evelynn couldn't see her. "Of course I do. And I'll delete it, promise. You know I'd never do anything to hurt her."

"I know." Evelynn sounded warmer than before, with nascent anger that she couldn't fully commit to yet. "Why didn't you delete it already?"

Sitting down heavily on the edge of her bed, Seraphine sighed again. "To tell you the truth, I thought I was being courted by the horniest bird of paradise."

"If I wanted to fuck you then you'd already be in my bed, Sera."

"See? Exactly like that. Super blunt and in my face." When Evelynn didn't laugh, Seraphine pushed further to try and reach her, wanting to lighten the mood. "It's my irresistible Scorpio charm. Maybe if you'd asked me nicely I would have said yes."

"I didn't ask—" Evelynn's anger sparked at last, but simmered down with audible recognition that she was being needled. "You're horrendous. Goodbye."

"Wait wait wait, before you leave. Can I send over the final mixes I whipped up last night?"

"I'm amenable." Evelynn hung up.

Arms crossed, Kai'sa stood at Evelynn's left, pointedly not looking at her. "And it was only Seraphine?"

"Just Seraphine. Nobody else."

"She deleted it?"

"Mhm."

Kai'sa ran a hand through her hair, tension finally leaving her body. "Did she watch... the whole thing?"

"I didn't ask."

"Probably for the best," Kai'sa murmured. The long stretch of her shadow drifted over Evelynn as she walked past, her steps always the careful, measured stride of a lifelong dancer. Even when she stood still, there was energy waiting inside her, coiled up to be released. "I hope she isn't upset with us."

Evelynn huffed, a rueful smile flickering on her face. "She laughed her head off about it so I think she's fine"

Kai'sa laughed too, then rubbed both her palms over her face. "This is so fucking embarrassing. Do you still want noodles?"

"Of course. I wouldn't want this to ruin our night."

That's what they both said and agreed to. But while Evelynn led the way to their private garage (tragically only large enough to fit four vehicles) she could feel Kai'sa like a looming pillar of smoke right behind her. She always kept a few steps behind, giving Evelynn the distinct feeling of being tracked.

Unlocking the suicide doors with a press of a button, she waited by the driver's side. But Kai'sa made no move to go around to the passenger seat, instead lingering in Evelynn's shadow.

Letting things linger wasn't in her style. Evelynn loved claiming to be a master of delayed gratification, but the truth was her patience was paper thin more days than not.

Evelynn would have to cut to it, cold but diplomatic. One manicured hand rested on her door frame. "If there's more you'd like to discuss, I'd like to do it now before we're stuck in a moving vehicle together."

Kai'sa's hand steadily came to rest next to hers, gripping the door. Then she was being ushered inside, spilling into the bucket seats. Kai'sa's tongue was already in her mouth, palms roughly yanking apart clothing to reach hot, willing flesh. 

Surprised but definitely not displeased, Evelynn scoured her fingernails over Kai'sa's exposed midriff. It wasn't an illegal move per se but one that needed to be punished; Kai'sa shackled both Eve's wrists in one hand. She fucked Evelynn in a frenzy, barely waiting for her to come before she thrust her still-wet hand down her own waistband and rocked hard against it, and Evelynn's body. She came with her mouth full, sucking Evelynn's dark nipple into her mouth. Strained and muffled, less like a growl and more like an engine sputtering and clicking in a way Evelynn had never heard before. And Evelynn did like a mystery. Even when it came to something she thought she knew everything about. 

Kai'sa bowed her sweaty head against Evelynn's, open-mouth panting like she did after a run. Collapsing on top of her, she slunk lower to push her face against Evelynn's chest, making a pillow out of skewed fabric and soft flesh. 

Carding her fingernails through Kai'sa's long dark hair, Evelynn enjoyed the afterglow without any teasing. Though she did note after a while, "I'm not sure why you're blushing, kitten. That was fun."

Kai'sa mopped at her face. "I'm not."

"You're red down to your shoulders." 

Kai'sa couldn't argue that point. "Can we order in?"

"I'd like that." Shuffling in her seat, she positioned Kai'sa between her knees so that they were cuddling more comfortably. "You've already worked up my appetite."

It surely was mostly because of how long they'd been apart, but it was not difficult at all to get Kai'sa riled up for round two. Then Evelynn complained that making out in cars was for young people and her old joints demanded a mattress, and Kai'sa said she was only three years younger than her, and Evelynn pointed out that Kai'sa did yoga every morning (like an asshole). 

So she was swiftly anchored up into a set of strong arms and princess-carried away, her legs swinging happily.

But afterwards, once Evelynn had cooled off enough to think it through, she hummed out loud.

"...Hmm."

The next time they all saw each other in person, Kai'sa blushed down to her shoulders again but Seraphine blissfully ran right through that red light and chattered like nothing had ever happened. To tell the truth, nothing had. And nothing would, for quite a while. Life progressed in its daily patterns until one day it was Evelynn left alone at home. 

Cavernously alone, in the dark, perched on the end of her bed with a glass of white wine and silence ringing in every hallway.

She called Seraphine. "I miss her so much I think I might die."

A low metallic scraping noise. Seraphine was baking, probably. "Go with her? Get a ticket?"

"I can't."

"Ummmm. I'm sure you have a sensible reason why."

"It would be too clingy."

"Hey, Eve? You've been with her for— how many years now? I don't think being clingy is a problem."

"It is," Evelynn asserted. "She's working. I can't follow her to work. It would be a distraction."

"I love you," Seraphine said, "But you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. Get a ticket or I'll buy one for you."

Evelynn sneered. "If you buy one I'm under no obligation to use it."

"True. But if you don't, I'll start vagueing you on Instagram, and I'm really good at standing around looking sad."

Tipsy, she double-checked her phone to make sure she wasn't talking to Ahri. They went back and forth for at least an hour. Eventually she agreed, after a lot of snarling and threatening on Evelynn's end and a lot of calm, cooing patience from Seraphine. 

Maybe Kai'sa felt enough time had passed for this to be safe to admit, but, "It gets... gets me off."

They were sitting on the couch together, a half a bottle of wine between them. The functionally useless television was dark; Kai'sa had a fondness for old, strange, foreign movies, and Evelynn sometimes felt like sitting still long enough to indulge it, but otherwise they were not big TV watchers. Pulling Kai'sa's legs over her lap, Evelynn was rubbing her feet after a long day and trying hard not to purse her lips at the bruises and marks where Kai'sa had obviously danced through the pain. "Pardon?"

"Got me off." Kai'sa steered back on track, remembering the grammar rules for the language they were talking in. They were talking past-tense. "The idea that someone else had seen me."

"Well I could have told you that," Evelynn said, and then grinned humorlessly when Kai'sa gasped. "What? You're obvious."

It never failed to be charming when Kai'sa blushed. It was rare enough to be notable. Kai'sa had an impressive poker face when she needed one, but here in the privacy of their home, she could take off the mask. Cautiously, she pried more. "...How did you know? That it was because of that, I mean."

"Because right after, you fucked me and came in three strokes."

Flustered and angry was the best combination on Kai'sa's face. There was a certain edge to her even in her softest moments, a little blood in her wine. "Well, I don't remember it quite like that."

"I'm sure you don't." She grabbed Kai'sa's toes and then cracked them like knuckles, making her flinch and squeak in surprise. She also liked to do that to Kai'sa's actual knuckles, but they were a little out of reach at the moment. "Sit still and stop squirming. I need to work on your calves next."

It would have to be at my place.

Why so, little star? So you can still have some control?

No, because Bao gets anxious when I spend the night in other places. :(

You want us to spend the night?

It feels like the polite thing to offer! I don't know the protocol here. This is the kind of thing you THINK is gonna happen when you get famous but doesn't actually happen. Except now I guess it does!

Let me come over in person so we can talk it out. I'll bring dinner too.

Yes thank you I love you <3 dinner and a show yuh!

You're silly. No show tonight. 

There is, though. Kai'sa sent me........ the sequel.

She hasn't even shown me that yet.

Welllll. Do you want to watch it together?

One week and a few videos later found them at Seraphine's doorstep. With a comforting hand on the small of Kai'sa's back, Evelynn waited for her to knock first. This had been Evelynn's idea, after all. She wanted Kai'sa to be the one to cross the threshold.

"Coming!"

Seraphine opened the door wide, beaming even though her eyes kept darting nervously around, like someone would be spying on them. A slouchy, comfortable cardigan draped over her dress, and she was wearing black thigh highs with black silk ribbons tied into bows on the hem. Very cute, not too out of line with her normal style, but the thigh highs were definitely asking for a little more attention than usual.

"Aw," Seraphine spoke first. "You got all dressed up for our date!"

"One of us dressed down." Evelynn glanced over at Kai'sa, who was rolling her eyes and holding her trench coat a little tighter around her chest. Seraphine looked very interested in that, but Evelynn took her attention again by bending down and kissing her briefly on the lips. 

It was meant as a test. Seraphine had said kissing was fine. When she straightened up, Seraphine's small mouth pulled back into a confused little frown, like she wasn't sure if she liked it or not. Then she huffed sharply through her nostrils. "Hello to you too."

Then she ushered them inside, one hand going for Kai'sa's belt on instinct, with the same easy casual intimacy as the dressing room. Then she froze, glancing up at Kai'sa. "Can I see? I wanna see!"

"Evelynn insisted," Kai'sa relented, miraculously not blushing as she undid the knot and opened her coat wider. 

Warm with pride, Evelynn stood back and took in the view. Sleek red satin cupped Kai'sa's breasts, trimmed with black accents. Her firm, muscular stomach was bare, but Evelynn hoped that Seraphine could notice that she'd rubbed Kai'sa down with lotion right before dressing her up. Three black strings slung over her hips, giving the impression of holding up her underwear by nothing but the grace of god. 

In contrast, Evelynn was dressed elegantly but conservatively. A short sleeved white blouse with pearlescent buttons and dark pants and dark wedge heels. 

Seraphine squeaked, staring at Kai'sa, and clapped both hands to her cheeks. "Oh my god. The little black bows— we match!"

"No stockings though."

Despite the calm in Kai'sa's voice— part of being the mindset of a performer, no doubt— Evelynn could feel her pent-up frustration. She stood close to Evelynn, her hand sneaking out every so often to brush against her hip or thigh. The fact that they'd made it this far without giving in was pushing Kai'sa past her limits. She was about to explode. Evelynn very much wanted to see what that would look like.

"A grave oversight," Evelynn agreed. She toed off her shoes and then helped Kai'sa out of her trench coat, not waiting for further formalities. They had already discussed this; from experience she felt that someone needed to take the reins and set the pace. Room to breathe, to not walk into anything unwillingly, was fine. However, too much breathing room would only give life to awkward energy that she wanted to avoid. After hanging up Kai'sa's coat, Evelynn bent down on one knee and helped her out of her heels as well. 

She looked up at Kai'sa from her knees, her position submissive even if her actions were dominant. Dressing her, undressing her, forcing her to wait. Telling her to be good.

"You look very pretty in them," Evelynn said, "But this isn't our house and shoes need to come off at the doorway."

"Oh, thank god you said it," Seraphine said. "They really are super dope though. Maybe we should invest in..." Her gaze went up from the top of Evelynn's head to Kai'sa's face, and whatever she saw there evidently made her tongue trip. "Uh, indoor heels. For sex reasons. Also thank you for the uh, last video."

"You liked it?" Kai'sa asked in a low, warm voice.

"I like all of them," Seraphine said in a rush. "I'm not sure how we got here but I'm not complaining. You're a beautiful girl and I'm glad you trust me not to squeal." Seraphine put a finger over her mouth, winking once. 

Evelynn walked past Seraphine, tugging on the collar of her cardigan. "It would be a feat if we could make you squeal without touching you."

Taking the hint, Seraphine walked backwards in big unsteady steps as if Evelynn were dragging her, not wanting to look away from Kai'sa. "I mean, I might change my mind! We never know! I might wanna be."

They were at the guest room, Kai'sa trailing behind them in amusement. "Wanna be...?"

"In it," Seraphine finished. She twisted towards the bedroom. "Are we going right to it?"

"I've been torturing poor Kai'sa for hours." Evelynn stroked the back of her knuckles over Seraphine's cheek. "If we wait much longer she's liable to pop. I know it's your house, but if you need to leave at any point..."

"Eve." Seraphine pressed her hands flat together as if in prayer. "You're so thoughtful and you take such good care of me and I'm very grateful and I'm totally sober and everything is very cool right now. Is that what you need to hear?"

Evelynn's lips thinned with tight amusement. "You are such a little brat."

Leaning into the bedroom, Seraphine gave it a cursory scan before inviting Kai'sa in. Some of her composure broke and Kai'sa made a beeline for the bed, clambering onto it and distracting everyone with a gorgeous view of her ass. From the back, it was nothing but straps.

"...Make yourselves at home," Seraphine said.

"Wait a moment. Is this for us?" Kai'sa held up a wicker basket, tied off with a huge red ribbon that Seraphine had left on the edge of the bed. Sitting down, she laughed as she rifled through it, finding snacks, water bottles, condoms, lube, and a tiny palm-sized vibrator. "Sera!"

Seraphine made finger guns. "Only the best for my sex guests."

A rush of clean scent lifted off the blankets when Evelynn flounced on top of the bed. She grabbed the basket too so she could snoop through it herself, smiling to see that Seraphine had included breath mints as well. Casting about, Seraphine paled a bit, but Evelynn couldn't figure out why until she said, "Oh, there's nowhere for me to sit in here. I didn't think about that."

"You could sit up here with us." Kai'sa's red lips curled up.

Horny, Evelynn chastised her internally, though she made no comment. 

"That's a very rational solution." Seraphine stood, awkwardly stanced with her hands at her side. Then she rushed off. "I'm gonna go get my desk chair don't start without me!"

Kai'sa leaned over and bumped her face to Evelynn's shoulder, hiding a laugh. "She's so cute."

"I know."

Wheeling the chair in, Seraphine sang, only a little nervous now. "I'll be on my best behavior, promise, so there's no need to tie me down or anything. I'm gonna sit and behave and offer no commentary."

Kai'sa arched a brow. "Was tying you up ever on the table?"

Seraphine hopped onto the chair, her legs swinging slightly until she pulled them up to sit criss-crossed. "It was a very thinly-veiled threat."

They had all stalled a bit, Evelynn realized. Even she had. It was normal in a lot of ways to get lost in their jokes and Seraphine's antics. Except if everything were normal, Seraphine wouldn't have balked at all at the idea of being in bed with them, touching them, or even getting kissed by them— though Eve had never kissed her on the lips before today. It was all different now. There wasn't any use in pretending it wasn't different and had been for a while. 

Having Seraphine at a distance was new, but understandable, and Evelynn mentally shrugged as she reached in the basket and pulled out the vibrator. It hummed in her palm, sloping and shaped to fit against a vulva. 

Kai'sa immediately sat straight, her knees falling open. A dark spot on dark underwear was the only hint that she'd been teased for hours. Rubbed down and trussed up and denied until now. 

Trailing the vibrator over her knee, Evelynn asked conversationally, "How long do you think you'll last with this pressed to your clit?"

Pleading dark eyes met hers, Kai'sa's dark red lower lip pulled between her teeth.

"It's not a very powerful vibe," Seraphine said, cheek resting on her palm. "I got a few as a gift, when I cross-promo'd with a feminist self-affirming lingerie shop."

She turned it off. Evelynn eyed her. "I thought you promised no commentary?"

"That was before you had a supermodel in your lap." Seraphine grinned. "Are you gonna push her off just to come bother someone who doesn't wanna fuck you anyway?"

At this point, Kai'sa's long, gentle patience was frayed thin. "Both of you quit it and fuck me already."

They both quickly agreed, at the same time, but Evelynn said "yes, baby" and Seraphine said "yes ma'am!"

She grabbed a fistful of Evelynn's top and dragged her closer. They clashed, kissing as Kai'sa wound her arms up around Evelynn's neck, caressing the back of her head, tangling up in her hair. Tumbling down, Evelynn caressed Kai'sa over every inch of heated skin.

"Please," Kai'sa whimpered, hips twitching forward in search of something to grind against. "I need it and I've been so good all day."

Licking a wet stripe over her begging mouth, Evelynn held her by the chin and turned her head to the side. Already flushed with blood, Kai'sa's whole body blushed pinker when she made eye contact with their audience. 

True to her word, Seraphine was watching in silence, though she had to bite the crook of her index finger to maintain it.

When Evelynn worked down one breast out of Kai'sa's pretty new bra, she heard Seraphine sharply inhale all the way across the room. She bent down and kissed it, and then licked it, and then bit it until Kai'sa was biting back pathetic, needy little noises. 

"Open your mouth for me." Evelynn said, hooking two fingers inside to get them wet, but mostly to keep Kai'sa from hiding anymore sounds. "Open your legs too."

She worked those same fingers down her panties. Spreading her sopping wet slit apart so she could stroke her, Evelynn felt heat coiling up her own spine. Kai'sa was completely out of her own head, hips angling and twisting until she could push herself onto Evelynn's fingers and moan. She held onto Evelynn, gasping, whole body tense. 

Then all that tension shattered into ecstasy. Her pussy was clenching onto Evelynn so tight— she couldn't remember Kai'sa ever coming this hard. 

"You have such a greedy little hole." Evelynn laughed helplessly, thrusting hard with every other word. She scrambled to maintain purchase, knees and palms forcing her down as Kai'sa bucked and squirmed. "Is that all it takes? I can't believe you."

She gave Kai'sa a minute to respond, curled up around Evelynn's arms and still pulsing between her legs. Evelynn was aching too, so turned on she could feel it like a hand around her throat. She needed to come too. It hurt. But she clicked on the vibrator when Kai'sa couldn't do anything but breathe and sweat.

"Fuck!" She jolted, head thrown back even though it was the softest, gentlest purr at her clit. "O-oh, hold on, I don't know if I can go again."

"Try." Evelynn clicked it up a notch.

This was a performance, and Evelynn wouldn't let it end so quickly, before their audience was satisfied. Stroking and petting her front walls, pulling out just to push at her entrance again. Halfway to rubbing another orgasm out of her, pulling her back to that terrible tension, where the only options were to break or stay there at that unbearable peak. Rigid with all this unspent energy, swelling painfully like a wound in need of lancing. 

Evelynn pushed inside, piercing her cunt again and smiling at how eagerly Kai'sa accepted it all, and then one more, and then one more. Dense, clingy slick covered her palm in a warm splash.

When she came again, just as quick as the first time, Evelynn spared at glance at their audience of one. Seraphine had both hands wrapped around the back of her neck like a woman in distress, utterly rapt. Her whole body twitched when she came back to earth and realized she was making eye contact with Evelynn. Exhaling hugely, she relaxed out of her tense ball and gave Evelynn a thumbs up, which was cuter than it had any right to be.

"Pause pause pause," Kai'sa said, head lolling. "For real. Honestly. Please."

Clicking off the vibrator, Evelynn nuzzled their faces together, kissing her all over her cheeks. "One more after a break or are you done?"

"I need a hug first."

Evelynn gladly gave it to her. Brusquely shoving her own needs aside for the moment, she cuddled up with Kai'sa until they were a knot of limbs. It was spooning by the loosest definition, her arms around Kai'sa's waist and most of her back to Evelynn's chest. Something about sex made even the weirdest positions comfortable— or it would have been if her clit wasn't hammering at her self-control like a beast. Evelynn couldn't help but grind up against her ass, a little something to ease the worst of her needs.

"You did so good." She cupped her breasts again, lightly pawing at them because she'd barely had a chance to play with them earlier. And the bra was more obstruction than ornamentation at this point so she unclasped it and tossed it aside to kiss her bare shoulder. Plus, Seraphine had seemed really interested in Kai'sa's chest, and it was heady and a little depraved to show off that they were hers to fondle whenever she wanted. She kissed the tip of Kai'sa's ear. "You're so fucking pretty."

Kai'sa squirmed happily in her arms, like a cat trying to rub her whole body against Evelynn's as she squeezed and pinched her breasts until they were tender. Then the cute little wiggles got more pointed, Kai'sa grinding back against Evelynn until she got the hint. 

Biting Kai'sa's shoulder, she hooked one leg back over her thighs, opening them wide.

They were both facing Seraphine. And there wasn't anywhere else they could, or wanted to, divert their attention.

Evelynn stroked broad, demanding circles over the drenched underwear before tugging it aside. She found Kai'sa's clit, still so stiff and needy, but her fingers were wet enough that she wondered if she'd slip right over it. 

Kai'sa thrust into her hand, reaching behind her to try and grab Evelynn's head again before flopping down and gripping the covers instead. "Don't stop that. Right there. Perfect."

Evelynn rewarded her with another kiss on top of her head, feeding her with praise. "That's it bokkie. There you go." 

Any other time she might punish her with a little spank to her clit, too, or push harder just to balance the edge of pleasure and pain. But she stretched and arched until her hand threatened to cramp up, touching and petting right where she needed until her bokkie wailed, shuddering and coming in her arms. 

Somewhere in the middle of all this, Seraphine had spontaneously become boneless. She slid halfway out of her chair, butt on the edge and her hands gripping the armrests. 

"Holy shit," Seraphine murmured.

A laugh in between ragged little pants. "Uhuh," Kai'sa agreed.

"You okay over there?"

"Uhuh," Kai'sa said again, a little too fucked out to say much else.

Instead of sitting up again, Seraphine melted the rest of the way onto the floor, landing on her knees. She cleared her throat, shuffling closer until she was at the edge of the bed.

"Can I help you?" Evelynn said.

Only her eyes were visible, bright and pleading. "Remember when we talked about this, and you both said a threesome was totally okay with you, but I said I didn't think I'd want to do that and I just wanted to watch?"

Deep in her throat, Evelynn deigned to make a noise of agreement. 

"Is that offer still on the table?"

Beside her, half her face covered by a sheet of inky black hair, Kai'sa chuckled. It was a sultry sound at the best of times, more so now with her voice raw from sex. "Did we do something to make you think it wasn't?"

Seraphine popped her head up a little more so that her nose was on top of the mattress. "I dunno, I figured you were offering to be polite to begin with."

She couldn't help it. Evelynn let out a mocking croon, stroking Seraphine's hair and calling her little star in Mandarin. "When have I ever been polite to you?"

A tiny crease formed on her brow. Seraphine's serious expression gave the impression of someone steeling herself to complete a dangerous mission. Then she clambered onto the bed, crawling over to Kai'sa and cuddling up next to her. 

"You were great, by the way." Seraphine kissed her forehead and then both cheeks, scooping an arm under her body so that she could hug Kai'sa tighter.

"I think Eve did most of the work." She tried to play it off, but Kai'sa was starting to blush again, and not from exertion.

"No no." Seraphine kissed her cheek again. "No no no, don't do that or joke it off. It's super hot and super brave, actually. Yeah, I said brave, don't argue with me. I can see you want to but you're not allowed."

Kai'sa was stroking a hand through Seraphine's hair. She didn't need to say it out loud for Evelynn to understand what she was thinking. It was easier to do this with someone they trusted watching. Someone who could keep a secret. 

Instead Kai'sa braced up on one elbow and pulled Seraphine into a smoldering kiss. It was long and wet and lingering, and Seraphine would only pull away long enough to return at another angle, mouth working, a flash of tongue every so often, and her eyes closed in concentration.

"Oh, shit," she said, coming back up to the surface for air. "What if two of us accidentally, you know... monopolize?"

"Then the other one will watch, obviously." When Evelynn spoke, Seraphine's head sharply turned to her, like she'd forgotten she was there. 

"Okay." Seraphine said breathlessly. "That makes sense."

"Although if you had to choose—" Evelynn started teasingly.

"Definitely Kai'sa," Seraphine said without even letting her finish.

Evelynn did not enjoy that answer any more than she enjoyed her own response, her pitch so high that it was most accurately described as a yap: "WHAT ?"

Disentangling herself from Kai'sa (who was cracking up) Seraphine waved her hands. "Let me explain!"

"Absolutely not." Evelynn grabbed her by the wrists before she could make any more anxious hand flaps. She shook her, briefly. "I was going to lead up to how you don't have to choose but now I'm not even sure I want to fuck you at all anymore!"

"Evelynnnnnuhhh." Seraphine went limp against her, whining. "No I promise it makes sense when I say it out loud!"

"Of all the— no, you don't get to explain."

"Noooo listen pleeeeeease." They started struggle-fighting, half for real and half playing. Seraphine kept twisting, trying to get her hands free. "I've been watching Kai'sa for weeks now and I'm saying in the event that I had to choose, like at gunpoint, and also—"

"I'm hotter," Kai'sa agreed easily, throwing gas on the flames.

"Nooooo, it's also cause I said earlier I didn't wanna fuck you. I can't change my mind now without losing even more face!" 

When Evelynn made as if to leave, Seraphine lunged at her, pinning her back down. 

"Is that so?" she countered icily, puffing a strand of silver hair out of her face. If she wanted to buck Seraphine off of her, it would take a lot more force than she was willing to use on her friend.

She laced their hands together, palm to palm, and pressed Evelynn's hands beside her head. "Yes."

A soft body pressed on top of her. Seraphine's knees straddled her by the hips, and she could feel the heat of her skin where the black stockings ended. Suddenly not entirely sure why she had been mad, Evelynn struggled to hold onto her temper when every little shift pushed a hot— wet — pussy against her stomach. Wet enough to feel through her half-undone blouse.

Intrigued despite herself, she cooled her glare, staring up at Seraphine with narrowed eyes. Sensing the fight was over, Seraphine let her go to caress her face instead, stroking the flat angle of her cheekbone, thumbing over her lower lip. 

"It's not really a threesome if you leave, is it?" Kai'sa pointed out, pragmatic, but Evelynn wasn't paying much attention and she suspected Seraphine wasn't either. Gossamer, silky hair kept sweeping into her face until Evelynn tucked it behind her ear. And Seraphine got that look again, the serious one with her brows pinched.

They were kissing furiously in the next heartbeat, something that had yet to be breached finally making itself known between them. That long simmering attraction that had always been there, but one they both quietly, mutually agreed not to acknowledge. What good would have come of it? 

Now she had one hand fisted on the back of Seraphine's head, demanding more, and Seraphine grinding on her stomach until her blouse rode up. 

She grabbed Evelynn's hand, the one that had been four fingers deep inside of Kai'sa's pussy, and hungrily sunk one deep into her mouth with her cheeks hollowed out, sucking hard to get the taste off.

Evelynn's voice came out in a low growl. "Let me see you."

Sitting back, Seraphine let Evelynn get up high enough to push her dress back and expose her little secret to Kai'sa. The other woman made an interested noise, humming with restrained laughter. "No underwear... now how did you keep that from me, sweetheart?"

Swallowing a nervous lump, Seraphine shrugged. "It's a long dress? Oh, thank you," she added, sounding distant and distracted when Kai'sa helped her shrug off the cardigan. 

Between the two of them, they got her dress off. No bra to speak of, but Evelynn set a hand over Kai'sa's, stopping her when she slunk three fingers into the hem of Seraphine's stockings.

"Keep those on." She pet the soft silk bows on her thigh-highs.

"You want me only in my socks?" Recoiling, Seraphine pretended to be scandalized. She crossed her arms over her chest, knees pressed tight together. "What are you, some kind of pervert?"

"Yes." Lying next to her, Evelynn grabbed her by the wrists again, this time forcing Seraphine to keep her chest exposed. 

Kai'sa took immediate advantage, mouth ghosting over one dark nipple and then the other, stuttering out whatever joke Seraphine was about to make and breaking it into moans. 

A perverse instinct made Evelynn cover her mouth. One palm firmly cupped her face, silencing her if she wanted to be loud, as she'd encouraged Kai'sa to moan louder if she tried to be quiet. When Seraphine arched her back and sobbed, Evelynn spared a look down to see Kai'sa was already between her thighs, the first stroke of her tongue like a whip. 

She gathered up both of Seraphine's wrists in one hand, pinning them to the bed before thinking better of it and letting her have one free. 

"You can try and stop me, and I might even let you," Evelynn said conversationally, working to keep her down when she twisted and complained. "Or you can use your hands to guide bokkie. Pick one."

Pausing, the clever light in Seraphine's eyes visibly worked through her options. Then, driven to desperation by the loss of her words, she grabbed Kai'sa's dark head and pulled her hair, urging her to where she needed her.

Evelynn smiled slowly. She'd had to listen to Seraphine's smart mouth for a long time. She intended to thoroughly enjoy the next few minutes.

"Look at me," she demanded, getting only grunts and more squirming in response. When Seraphine made a confused noise, Evelynn leaned in and unkindly told her to hush. "Don't look at her, look at me. This is only happening because of me, do you understand that?"

Seraphine's nostrils flared, a flash of temper warring with the lust that threatened to cloud them over. 

"We came here because I like spoiling Kai'sa. You watch those videos because I let you." 

Her nails dug into Seraphine's cheek, distantly hearing someone breathing heavily. Knowing it couldn't be either of them, it took Evelynn a few heady seconds to realize it was her own mouth making those noises, heavy with exertion and arousal. 

"She's the one fucking you but I'm the one making that pussy come, and you come when I say so." She emphasized the word by pushing Seraphine's head back onto the pillows once before easing up. "And when we're done your first words better be thank you."

Kai'sa must have felt it a split second before it caught up to Seraphine, because she let out a pleased little groan when she started to come. Evelynn released her only to keep her palm as a cage around her throat, framing it as Seraphine said thank youuuu, so drawn out and tormented it would have been funny if the whole world weren't suddenly too bright and overwhelming. The constant, insistent throb of Evelynn's clit overflowed from too much denial, from the pure high of watching these women come because of her. 

"Oh my god." Rattled, Evelynn collapsed onto her side, curling up. Fighting it only made her release more drawn out, ironically enough, loud pulses and thumping, hollow twitching inside her core. Again she heard her own breathy whimpers and didn't recognize it for what it was at first. "Oh, fuck. Fuck." 

Immediately Seraphine was cosseting her, of course, curling around her and stroking over her back. "Eve? You okay honey?" And when she didn't answer, prompting again with more worry, even while Kai'sa was smirking at her with awareness. "Hey, are you okay?"

"Sh," Evelynn literally hissed, wrapping her arms around herself, "Fff, I'm c-coming, gh— fuck."

Tactful as always, Seraphine said delighted, "In your pants?" 

Evelynn pushed an exhausted hand against her face, trying to angle her away. Before she had a chance to tell her to shut up, Kai'sa was kissing her hungrily, tugging her out of her clothes. She was too dazed to do anything but let herself be taken care of for the time being, mouths and tongues and hands greedily taking advantage and touching every inch of skin as it became available. 

Swinging a leg over Evelynn's chest, Seraphine sat on her again. A smirk pushed all her dimples into view, alongside a row of crescent moons on one cheek where Evelynn's nails had bitten her. Suspicious, Evelynn huffed and tried to catch her breath and glared up at her. 

"You're mean," Seraphine noted without surprise.

Evelynn gripped her plush thighs. "I'm only mean to little brats who deserve it."

"It's true," Kai'sa said.

Exploring her face again, Seraphine started touching her like she had before their hungry, desperate kiss. Soft with affection and clearly drawing out Evelynn's features with little strokes, painting out the rough lines with her artist fingers. Then when Kai'sa clicked on the vibrator again and pressed it to Evelynn's untouched clit, satisfaction made Seraphine's expression harden fractionally. 

That was what she wanted, Evelynn realized. At first she'd thought Seraphine was going to tease her pussy over Evelynn's face until she ate. That would have been preferable, actually, to the way she was looking at her with her lips slightly parted as if in deep thought, drinking in every shift of her expression as Kai'sa tirelessly pushed her to the brink again. 

Holding onto Seraphine for balance, Kai'sa managed to work the vibrator between her vulva and Evelynn's, both of them grinding onto it while Kai'sa stroked and kissed all over Seraphine's back. Gripping soft thighs until they squished between the gaps in her fingers, Evelynn trembled and came again when she heard Kai'sa let out another soft cry into Seraphine's shoulder.

Thankfully when she wiggled and demanded to get up, nobody put up a fight, but Seraphine insisted on kissing her as much as she could. 

"Can I monopolize?" Kai'sa said, her very kind and sweet way of asking for more attention which Seraphine gladly gave to her. Curiously touching everywhere they were different, lingering over where they were the same. Somewhere the vibrator was still jumping and buzzing so Evelynn flopped her hand around to hunt it down. She thought she'd use it on Kai'sa's nipples for fun but Seraphine was in the way— rude— so she tossed it aside again and decided Seraphine was going to be her toy instead.

"Not there." Evelynn gentled, one hand on the back of Seraphine's neck and pulling her down. "Let me show you."

A lot more receptive to orders after coming once already, Seraphine let Evelynn lace her strings and puppet her around, showing her how to fuck Kai'sa. Sometimes with her hand over Seraphine's to show her how hard to push and where, sometimes just whispering filthy instructions into her ear.

"Oh." She said it in a voice so small and so uncertain that Evelynn pulled back, thinking that they needed to stop. But Seraphine kissed her as soon as she did, filled with heat and want. When they broke apart she was gasping. "Don't leave. I want to touch you too. I love you both so much."

Affection bloomed in her chest, unfurling hard and fast and overwhelming. Vulnerability terrified them both, but one consistently admirable thing about Seraphine is that she never cowed from it. If anything she would force herself towards it instead of fleeing. Like an adrenaline junkie finding actualization in the terror of it all, only alive when forcing herself to confront it. 

She wanted to reward her. She wanted to answer her unspoken question. "I love you too."

"As a friend," Seraphine added in a rush. "I wouldn't do this with just anybody."

"Oh, yes," Evelynn agreed, tracing patterns over Seraphine's lower stomach with her still-wet fingers. "Of course. Platonic, you and me."

"Are you two being serious right now?" Kai'sa asked. She was always so cranky when an orgasm was being denied. Rolling her eyes, she stopped Seraphine from over-explaining and took her down to where they shared Kai'sa. Seraphine copied her every kiss and suck and lick until they stopped any pretense at taking turns. Kai'sa came with a soft shout, her whole body slumping into a boneless pile.

"Hmm." Evelynn crawled up her body, getting one last kiss before Kai'sa relaxed even more, her eyelids drooping, and finally she had passed out.

Seraphine blinked. "Did she just fall asleep?"

"She came seven times, Sera."

"I thought it was five." Seraphine corrected herself. "That's still a lot."

"M'not sleep," Kai'sa mumbled, hand limp as it sought out someone to touch. 

"You are," Evelynn said, and when she got no further response she knew she was right. 

Still, she was just cogent enough for Seraphine to help roll her into the blankets. Naked and wiggling, Seraphine cuddled up with Kai'sa and kissed her shoulders, toes rubbing her calves. She didn't look tired, but Evelynn couldn't deny Kai'sa cuddles were a rare and precious commodity. 

Her whole body felt like it took a pounding, suddenly, and she noticed Seraphine's shoulders were covered in bite marks and scratches. She must look much the same. "The gift basket toy was a hit."

"Turns out all it needed was a supermodel holding it," Seraphine agreed with an exhausted laugh. Her eyes glittered as she slunk deeper in the blankets. "Do you need anything?"

"To get in there with you two."

On Kai'sa's side, she held her girlfriend, occasionally brushing her hands against Seraphine's. 

Not that she had been keeping count too closely, but she was glad Kai'sa had won in this little numbers game of theirs. Her body was made for pleasure, to receive pleasure, for Evelynn to spoil. Doing this at all had been to make sure she was taken care of, so it was impossible to come out of this situation feeling like a loser.