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Local Chaos Demon Decides Man's Scarf Looks Delicious by ghostwriterofthemachine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 May 2021
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“I will get you literally anything else to chew on.”
“I don’t want anything else, I want that.”
“But why?”
“I gotta, Fumi. I gotta know.”
“You’re the most obnoxious scientific anomaly that anyone could ever get stuck with.”
In which Dark Shadow makes it his life's mission to bite Aizawa's capture scarf, and Fumikage suffers.
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<3
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He just gotta know you know?
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‘I need to bite it, Fumi.’
‘You do not need to do anything.’
‘No, I need to, Fumi, look at it!’ Dark Shadow’s beady eyes are fixed on Aizawa’s capture scarf as it moves. ‘I bet it tastes like secrets.’
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“I, uh.” Fumikage’s beak clicks shut, and he struggles to think of a single word that exists in human language, “I. Tripped.”There is a long, heavy beat of silence. Fumikage feels his feathers start to stand on end.
“Tokoyami,” says Mr. Aizawa, flat, “you’re sitting down.”
Ah. “So it seems,” says Fumikage.
Inside his head, Dark Shadow is howling with laughter.
‘I hate you, most ardently,' Fumikage assures him.
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‘By my menace of a Quirk who’s decided that your scarf is the world’s best hypothetical chew toy,” Fumikage doesn’t say.“By the infinite smallness of human life in comparison to the utter vastness of the universe,” is what he says out loud and, given the twitch that Aizawa’s face does, that is not what the kids call a “normal answer.”
And, honestly, he probably should have been seeing Hound Dog from the beginning of the school year, because it’s not like he isn’t a depressive-leaning disaster in a constant state of violent existential crisis, but this is a rather embarrassing reason for his first appointment to be scheduled.
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“Were you right?” he asks, “Does it taste like secrets?”Aizawa stares at him, eyebrows raised. Fumikage processes what he just said.
For once, the universe is merciful, and allows him to fall back into blessed unconsciousness. He hears Dark Shadow laughing at him the whole way down.
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Amazing
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This is glorious. I love it so much. Sun 19 may, 2024.