Chapter 1: Prologue: A New Beginning
Summary:
Prologue.
Chapter Text
A tree.
There was a certain tree inside this town that everybody knew of. It was a tree not famed for its own notability or details, but because it was a landmark. When people who lived in this town approached from a distance, they could see the large tree standing off to the side on a lonely hill, a sign that they had arrived at where they needed to be.
The tree had lived for years upon years now. It was old, but no less healthy then it had been before. Its roots still absorbed plentiful nutrients; its branches grew larger and never seemed to break off, even in winter.
It was the leaves in particular that changed. They grew in the spring, were numerous in the summer, turned orange and began to drift off in the fall, and became crumpled and withered when winter came.
Whenever the season of fall came, it was always time for the tree's leaves to slowly get ready to end their time growing on the branches of the large, old tree. It was a slow process for this tree, but it went on nonetheless.
Every day, residents passing by the tree to enter Freddy Fazbear's Pizza would see a new leaf laying on the ground. The leafs would often be stomped on for fun by passing kids, or blown away into the bushes by the occasional breeze.
It was on a cold, windy October's night that the tree was almost finished. Most of the leaves sprawled across the ground now. Very few still clung to the branches.
As the wind rustled the branches and leaves of the tree, another leaf broke away from a branch and drifted away, come to a gentle, slow stop on the concrete ground below.
A man's foot stepped on the leaf as the man passed by, heading straight for the front doors of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. The doors had been thrown wide and ajar, mostly assisted by the wind, and the employees hadn't bothered to close it. They needed it open, as they had much to carry in and out of the building.
As the man entered through the doors and down a short hallway, he passed two workers lugging a large speaker in the opposite direction, heading for the exit. The man briefly regarded the speaker for a moment. He had heard the speaker set had been sold, as some items in the pizzeria had been. It had been bought out by another location and was due to be transported there.
The same fate was due for almost everything that could be found inside Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Now that the building was shut down and the company's pursuits were aimed elsewhere, everything inside the pizzeria that wasn't nailed down was getting taken. Some of it would be moved to other locations. Some would be put in storage for later use. What they couldn't take would be left behind.
The man entered into the dining area, which was full of other workers. Many items had been lined along the tables of the dining area and were being reviewed by Fazbear Entertainment inspectors, to see whether they would be put inside another location or storage.
The man glanced at the show stage. It was bare by this point. The cloud and sun wall decorations had been ripped away, the speaker set had been taken, and the overhanging lights had been scrapped for parts due to being too faulty. That left the animatronics.
There were only two onstage now. Freddy, or 'Funtime Freddy' as the worker heard he was called now, was standing at the center of the stage, offline and staring blankly ahead. On Freddy's right hand, Bon-Bon the hand-puppet sat there, his left arm constantly held upwards as if he was frozen in a waving motion. Bon-Bon had been called Bonnie once, but not anymore. Even so, his costume was still as lavender-colored as ever. He looked like Bonnie in miniature, minus the missing legs.
Huh. Well, that was odd. Wasn't Bon-Bon supposed to be...some other kind of color?
The man decided to ignore the nagging feeling he had relating to that hand-puppet's color. It wasn't really his concern, either way.
Funtime Freddy and Bon-Bon were the only ones still on this stage. Chica had already been taken elsewhere by the moving vans an entire week ago, as the plans for her had been set in stone long before the plans for the others had been put together by the higher-ups.
But the man only continued to glance at the bear and bunny hand-puppet duo before he moved on. It wasn't his job to worry about inspecting those two. Other Fazbear Entertainment inspectors had already finished their inspections and marked the duo as good to go, so the duo would be taken in the afternoon, when the workers came back for them after delivering the morning shipment of supplies.
The man kept moving, stepping past a group of workers removing the posters on the walls as he walked over to the section of the room he was meant to go to.
The curtains of the Pirate Cove stage had already been taken down, with plans to reuse them at another location. Any decorations that may have once been here were removed. All that was left was the barren and empty wooden platform...and the red fox animatronic sitting on it.
Foxy was, as of yet, the only one not yet remodeled. The company had only just finalized plans for Foxy's new suit, and from what the man heard, the crew that would come back for Foxy in the afternoon would be making a pit stop at a Fazbear Entertainment factory so the designers and mechanics could get the remodeling underway. For now, Foxy was still his old self: A red fox with a curved hook resting on his hand, his eyepatch closed and covering one of his eyes as he stared blankly ahead.
It was then that the man walked over to the fox animatronic, looked him up and down, and got to work. He made some last-minute calibrations to Foxy's system to ensure all was in working order, then kneeled down and, one by one, released the bolts that had temporarily connected Foxy to the floor until they were done working on him.
With his job done, the man gave Foxy one last look. The fox hadn't moved an inch. The man only continued the gaze for a moment before he turned and reentered the dining room.
In the time the man had been working, almost everything had been taken out of the room. But there were shouts and new voices in the room.
"Keep clear! Everybody move!"
Two men were wheeling two distinct crates down the length of the room. The other workers stood aside, letting the crates be wheeled and set against the wall.
These were the two new animatronics. They had already been at the new location for a long while, but, on the orders of the higher-ups, they had been delivered to the closing down of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza so the workers and mechanics could make run the needed tests and examinations.
A men holding a crowbar pried the crates open, and teams of workers took the animatronics inside the crates and laid them on the barren black tables. These tables had once been for the customers to sit at in the dining area, but that wasn't the case now. The tables had been stripped of their party hats and white table clothes, leaving them as empty surfaces for the workers to work on.
The man watched from the sidelines, taking glances at the animatronics being laid down and looked over by the technicians. One seemed to be some sort of red-haired clown girl. The other was a blue and white ballerina with her eyes closed.
The man only observed as the technicians finished their tasks and proclaimed the two new animatronics as ready. With this down, the crowd of workers began to disperse, all lugging the last remaining items out of the room. The man joined in with the crowd of workers as they all walked back down the entrance hall, coming outside.
Every item was being loaded into several moving trucks clustered in the front parking lot, each truck set to drive off towards a different place. Workers walked up and down the ramps, carrying items inside the back of the trucks and coming back down to get more.
When they were finished, everyone began to talk amongst each other, and it was only then when the leader of the operation, a man in a suit, stepped over, carrying a megaphone.
"Alright, everyone, the job is done. You all did an efficient job." The man in charge said through the megaphone. "You may get into your respective carpools and report back to your normal work sites. The afternoon work crew will return later to collect the animatronics. That is all. Everyone here is free to go."
The crowd dispersed quickly as all the workers climbed back into their cars, with many of them sharing cars they had carpooled in to get to the closed down pizzeria in the first place. The man followed his coworkers as he saw the manager getting back into his own car and the movers closing up the trucks and starting them up.
One by one, every car in the wide parking lot started up, pulled out of the parking lot, and drove away, heading down the street back towards town and towards wherever it needed to be next.
The car the man was in was the last to leave. As it departed, they slowly drove by the large tree outside the front of the building.
Another orange leaf broke away from a branch and slowly fluttered down to the ground.
Hours passed and noon came. It would be another hour or so before the afternoon work crew arrived, but until then, the place was abandoned.
At least, in terms of human life, it was.
Inside the walls of the building, on a small stage that had once been obscured by purple curtains, Foxy's eyes began to glow with light as they lit up. His head slowly tilted upwards, and his yellow eyes came fully to life.
And Foxy yawned. He stretched and yawned and closed his eyes as he activated.
So, looks like the day's here. He thought. Today's the day I'll be leaving this place behind for good and finally being taken to my new home.
Foxy had thought about this day for a long time. He had heard rumors of the plans to take him and the others to a new location for a while now. The rumors had started to circulate not long after the building shut down. Foxy had heard Freddy and Chica mention the snippets of conversation the animatronics had caught from passing workers, and it didn't take long for them to catch on to what was going on.
Foxy left Pirate Cove and walked to the dining area. Freddy and Bon-Bon were already there, seemingly chatting with each other.
"Oh, hey, Foxy!" Freddy greeted, grinning and waving when Foxy approached.
"Oh! Foxy." Bon-Bon said, and for some reason, he looked relieved. "You're awake."
Foxy grinned at them as he approached. "Yeah, I sure am. Good afternoon, guys."
"Good afternoon!" Freddy replied cheerily. "Did the employees finish your checkup?"
"Yeah, they got it done with. I'm all set." Foxy answered, nodding. "I guess it won't be long before I get my new costume."
"That's great news!" Freddy said. "I've been so excited to see what new costume they'll give you."
"Same here." Bon-Bon said, nodding. "After all, you're the only one we haven't seen the new costume for yet, Foxy."
"That's true." Foxy said. "I'm kind of excited as well. I wonder what I'll look like. You guys think they'll keep me as a pirate fox?"
"Here's hoping!" Freddy said, nodding eagerly. "Well, we'll see once we get to the new location, I think. I think they're going to take us there in a couple hours! We don't have much longer to wait."
"Yeah, I know, right? Can't believe we're so close to leaving this place behind." Foxy responded, and he gave the dining area around them one long look, staring at how empty and barren it was now and remembering how full of excitement it had been before. "Seems like just yesterday we heard we'd be getting a new home."
"Right...it's already been three entire weeks since we first heard those rumors." Bon-Bon said, nodding. "Time flies, huh? Either way, I'm interested to see how it all goes. I wonder what new people we'll see there."
Freddy suddenly paused. He looked deep in thought. "Hey, wait a sec...I feel like I'm forgetting something." He paused. "It's something important that I feel like I should've reminded you guys of. It's on the tip of my-"
"Hey, there they are! Baby, I found them!"
Foxy and the others were startled to hear a cry of excitement from nearby, and they looked to see an unfamiliar face looking back at them from around the corner of the east hallway. Her eyes were closed and yet she seemed to look exactly in their direction.
"Oh! That's right. The new animatronics!" Freddy said. "They're here with us, guys. The employees sent them here so they could inspect them at the same time as the rest of us."
"H-Huh? We already get to meet them?" Bon-Bon stammered in surprise. "I didn't know we'd be seeing the new animatronics so early..."
"Me neither! Guess we should go say hello to them." Foxy decided. He had been curious about who the new animatronics would be for weeks ever since he had heard there would be new ones, but he hadn't expected to be meeting them in person even before they had been transported to the new location.
Even so, the three of them watched as the ballerina hopped on her two feet, gracefully jumping towards them. Behind her, another animatronic walked out from the east hallway, following the ballerina.
"Heeelllloooo!" The ballerina said, coming to a stop right in front of Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon. "You guys must be the animatronics the employee people said we'd be meeting!"
"We sure are! Hi!" Freddy greeted, coming over. "I'm Freddy! I'm kinda called 'Funtime Freddy' now because of the new costume and stuff." He glanced down at his purple and white costume. "But you can just call me Freddy."
"I know you!" The ballerina said, looking at Freddy. "Those employee people Baby and I spied on said there'd be a 'Funtime Freddy' joining us at our location!"
"Wait...you're from the new location?" Foxy said in surprise.
"That's right!" Came a new voice as the other animatronic walked over. She resembled a girl with red hair in pigtails, and her eyes were a bright green. "Hey there! It's good meeting you guys. You guys are the animatronics coming to our location, right?"
"Uh, yeah! That's us." Bon-Bon replied, nodding more quickly than usual. He seemed to be a little more anxious than he usually was, due to the appearance of the new animatronics.
"So who are you guys?" Freddy asked curiously, his eyes shining with anticipation.
"I'm glad you asked! I'm Ballora, star ballet dancer and one of the greatest animatronics around! Great to meet you." The ballerina said, smiling.
"You always love to make a dramatic introduction, huh, Ballora?" The clown girl said, smiling at her friend. "Well, it's nice to meet you three. I'm Circus Baby, namesake of Circus Baby's Pizza World...but you can just call me Baby for the sake of convenience."
"Will do!" Freddy replied. "As I said, I'm Freddy! And this over here is Bon-Bon! He used to be named Bonnie, but ever since he became a hand-puppet, his name was changed to Bon-Bon."
"Y-Yeah. Um, it's, uh...nice to meet you." Bon-Bon said. Foxy was honestly surprised Bon-Bon was being so nervous. He had never seen Bon-Bon this nervous before.
"Same! Heh, you're so adorable." Baby responded, giving Bon-Bon a wide smile.
"Me? Adorable? Uh, well...I guess." Bon-Bon replied, and a light blush adorned his cheeks.
"My turn. I'm Foxy! Foxy the pirate fox." Foxy introduced, raising his hook hand.
"Oooh! So are you Funtime Foxy?" Ballora asked interestedly. "You look weirdly different from Freddy. I thought you'd be shinier!"
Foxy was confused by this. "Funtime Foxy?" He stuttered.
"Yeah! We heard there'd be a 'Funtime Foxy' coming to our location as well."
"Wait a second...do you mean Foxy's going to be a Funtime model as well when he gets remodeled later?" Freddy asked, and he looked excited. "That's amazing! Foxy, did you hear that? You're going to get to be a Funtime model, too!"
"Huh. I am." Foxy replied, a bit surprised to be hearing this. He hadn't known what new model he was becoming before now, so the news that he would be a 'Funtime' like Freddy was now was news to him. Foxy cracked a grin. "Sounds kind of cool. Does that mean I get a hand-puppet, too?"
"Oh, I bet! That'd be pretty nice." Freddy said, looking happy by the idea. "Then we could both be puppeteers."
"...hmm, and then maybe I could ask Foxy's hand-puppet if we can swap places..." Foxy heard Bon-Bon mutter.
"What'd you say just now, Bon-Bon?" Freddy said.
"Nothing! Nothing important." Bon-Bon said, straightening up on Freddy's arm. "So, um...what's your location like, Ballora and Baby?"
"Oh, you'll love it!" Ballora replied, looking eager to answer. "We've got a kitchen, and some auditoriums, and some party rooms, and my favorite place: a bounce house!"
"A bounce house?!" Foxy replied.
"Yeah! We have one built right inside our pizzeria." Baby mentioned, nodding. "It's a super cool place to have fun."
"Woooaaahh..." Freddy gasped eagerly, seeming like an awestruck kid. "That's way more than this place ever had! Now I can't wait! I wish the moving guys would get here already."
"Yeah! Oh, oh, and let me tell you about what else this place has!" Ballora said, and she grabbed Freddy's wrist and pulled him to the side, beginning to explain all the things Circus Baby's Pizza World had to offer, with Freddy's expression of excitement and wonder growing the more he heard.
As those two talked, Foxy and Baby strolled away from them to let them chat, and they walked by the now barren show stage.
"Your place is really empty now, huh?" Baby said, looking at the stage. "I've never seen a company location so devoid of decorations before."
"There's a first time for everything." Foxy replied. "Honestly, I'm going to miss this place. This place has been my home for years."
Baby nodded. "Yeah, I get that. You must have so many memories here, huh?"
Foxy nodded back. "So many. I had so much fun here. All the days Freddy was devouring pizza, or when I helped my friend Chica in the kitchen, or when Bonnie and I played some games...there's so much I'm leaving behind."
"You had a lot of friends, huh?" Baby said, gazing off into the distance and thinking to herself. "I haven't really had many people to be with. It's just been Ballora and me at my place for a long time now. Although there was the new guy we had at our location recently."
"New guy?"
"Yeah. He was kind of strange at first, but I talked to him a bunch and he was a breath of fresh air. His living conditions are strange, admittedly, but hey, if people want to live inside giant boxes, they sure can."
Foxy paused. Giant boxes? That sounded awfully familiar. "Wait...who are you-"
But Foxy paused as he and Baby heard a clunk of metal on the floor and some dragging noises behind them. Foxy turned to see Bon-Bon crawling over to them.
"No offense to Freddy and that ballerina, but I'd rather let them do their own thing. I want to stick by you two." Bon-Bon said as he stopped right by them, looking up at Baby. "Um...hi again. So you're the owner of the location we're going to go to soon?"
"That's me." Baby answered. "It's a nice place. I hope you guys'll like it."
"We'll keep an open mind. Right, Bon-Bon?" Foxy asked, glancing at the bunny hand-puppet, who nodded his head.
Baby nodded. "Thanks. So, uh...what was it like living here, anyway? I'm actually curious."
Foxy smiled. "Hmm...well, it's a lot. Let's take a seat with the others, and then we can all talk about it."
"Knowing how those two are, we'll be going over their interests for ages..." Bon-Bon commented, pointing a thumb back at Ballora and Freddy, who were still talking to each other.
Foxy and Baby exchanged grins, then Baby and Bon-Bon went to sit with Freddy and Ballora, who brought them into the conversation the moment they joined. Foxy eyed them as he stopped for a moment. He felt encouraged by Ballora's friendly yet dramatic manner, and by Baby's amiable and social personality.
I think I'm going to like those two. Foxy thought to himself as he went to join the others, and he hoped inside that Freddy and Bon-Bon felt the same way.
The conversation the five animatronics had spanned all the hours they had at their disposal until the afternoon crew came in. During that time, each member of the group spent time talking about themselves, and Foxy listened attentively to hear more about their new friends.
Ballora was, as she liked to put it, the best dancer out of any animatronic that was alive and kicking. She got up to demonstrate her ballet more than once, and Foxy had to admit that she had skill, although it was definitely partly assisted by her legs, which were highly suited to ballet. Baby always clapped whenever Ballora finished demonstrating a move, and soon enough, Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon followed suit. Besides that, Ballora loved to talk about her love of music, and even shared that she knew how to play the piano. There was no piano around for a demonstration, but Ballora promised the group she would play a song the first chance she got.
Circus Baby was far more reserved than Ballora was, although she was a very bright person and treated Foxy and his friends as if they had been always been good friends of each other. Baby seemed to have a passionate interest in games, of all things, and she ended up dragging Freddy and Bon-Bon into a long winded-explanation of her favorite games to play when she was bored. Both Freddy and Bon-Bon listened attentively to her diatribe, however, and they both seemed impressed. Foxy had never owned any gaming systems at the building, and any computers they had had always been reserved for employee work, so he hadn't gotten into video games of any kind. He figured he'd try someday. Maybe it'd be fun.
Once Ballora and Baby were done telling more about themselves, it was Foxy and friends' turn, and Freddy volunteered to go first. From there, the bear wasted no time talking about his love of pizza, something Foxy and Bon-Bon were very familiar with. Freddy had been one to eat all the food he could find from day one. While the animatronics couldn't taste and sample foods like humans could, they had always contained rudimentary taste sensors and storage tanks that allowed them to imitate food consumption as best as they could. Freddy in particular enjoyed it the most, and it was pizza he often spent time eating. Freddy seemed to like most toppings pizza went with as well, and he talked about his personal favorite toppings to Baby and Ballora. Although Foxy wasn't as much of a fanatic, he did agree with Freddy about pizza on many fronts. Inside, Foxy wished Chica was still around. She made better pizza than anyone she knew, and without her, there was no easy way to make pizza. But Foxy supposed he could hold out for now. He'd probably see Chica again at the new location, he told himself, and he decided to be patient.
Bon-Bon went next, and the hand-puppet's nervousness seemed to increase a little when his turn came around. Nevertheless, while Bon-Bon admit he didn't have much to say about himself, he did tell Baby and Ballora about a book he had been reading recently and how the worlds of fantasy and fiction always enthralled him with their deep and layered worlds and complex systems of magic. They made for good reads, he said.
Foxy was the last to get his turn, and he spent a good portion of time talking about his friends' past exploits at the pizzeria. He talked about all the mischief he, Freddy, and Bon-Bon had gotten into when Bon-Bon was still his big self, the various things Chica and her Cupcake had done while they were still around, and the strange human visitors they had received while the pizzeria was still open for business. There had been too much to recount it all, but he said as much as he could. Baby and Ballora were awed at how much the animatronics had been through in their lives already, and they admit as much themselves.
The conversation carried on in this manner for two entire hours before Foxy paused in the middle of his sentence. He could hear the sounds of vehicle engines somewhere outside. He stood up.
"Oop. Sorry, guys, we're going to have to cut this short." Foxy said, looking over his shoulder at the doorway to the entrance hall. "The afternoon crew is here."
"Already? Wow, it feels like it's only been a minute since we started talking." Ballora commented.
"Actually, it's been two hours, but...I get what you mean." Bon-Bon added.
"Well, it's been a ton of fun meeting you three." Baby said, putting her hands on her hips and smiling. "But I guess we'll have to separate for now."
"Yeah. We'll see you three at our place really soon, though, right?" Ballora asked.
"Super soon! Probably tonight or tomorrow. Depends on how long the moving guys take to get us there." Freddy answered, raising a hand.
"Yeah. I'm sure it won't be too long, though." Foxy said, nodding. "Alright, let's all get back to our stages before the afternoon crew gets in here. See you two soon."
"See ya!" Baby replied.
"Bye!" Ballora joined, waving at them.
The group finished saying their goodbyes, then rushed to return to their previous places. Bon-Bon mounted himself on Freddy's hand as Freddy deactivated on stage, while Baby and Ballora resumed standing offline in front of their crates. Foxy went back to his barren cove and prepared himself to do the same.
He sighed as he readied himself for what he considered to be the most important bout of sleep he'd get yet.
Just think, Foxy. When you wake up, you'll have a new home, a new suit, a new life ahead of you... Foxy thought. All I have to do is drift off to sleep and wait until it's time to wake up again.
He smiled as he straightened his limbs and stood as still as he could on stage. He gave the cove around him one last look.
Well, goodbye, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Foxy thought. This is the last time I'll ever see the walls of this place. But soon...I'll see the walls of somewhere new...
He closed his eyes.
And who knows what waits for me at Circus Baby's Pizza World...
The afternoon crew came in minutes after the animatronics deactivated. After a round of last-minute diagnostics, the animatronics were all hoisted into crates, each the right size to house each of the five animatronics.
The crates were wheeled down the hallway as the afternoon workers went down the empty entrance hall, not looking back at the pizzeria they were leaving behind.
They opened the final set of double doors and stepped put into the afternoon air, the clouds hanging overhead as another light breeze drifted by. Once everyone was outside, two men closed and locked the doors, then wrapped a chain around the handles, fully closing off the building from being entered.
No one would ever enter the third Freddy Fazbear's location ever again.
Four of the animatronics crates were loaded into one truck, but when one worker wheeled Foxy's crate towards the same truck, two men stopped him and reminded him that Foxy was due to be sent elsewhere before he joined the other animatronics at the new location.
The worker nodded and turned the crate, wheeling it in the direction that the two men had pointed in. As the crate was wheeled towards the second truck, the employee passed by the old tree in front of the building. Another leaf broke off of a branch and landed on the ground behind the employee.
The crate was wheeled up the ramp and moved to the far back of the truck, as other workers finalized the plans for Foxy. He would be going to the nearby factory, so that he could receive his long-awaited remodel before he was shipped to Circus Baby's Pizza World.
The moment the crate was wheeled into the back of the truck and secured with belts to the floor, the employee gave a thumbs-up as a sign that he was finished, and he received the go-ahead. He and another worker both grabbed the back door of the truck and pulled it down, closing the back of the truck and leaving the lone crate and the surrounding other deliveries in darkness.
Hours later, that same back door of the truck closed shortly after the tasks at the factory had been completed. The truck was due to leave in a few minutes.
Silence passed inside the back of the truck as the workers outside finished up their tasks and prepared to leave.
It was dark inside the back of the truck, with no lightbulbs or other light sources to light up the darkness. Foxy, who was deactivated inside the crate, remained unaware of anything happening around him.
And then...
Clunk.
Clunk.
Clunk.
The sound of slow metal footsteps emanated in the silence of the truck's backside. Something was stepping through the darkness, stepping closer to the crate.
A figure, shrouded in darkness, walked past the various boxes piled inside the truck, its two legs clunking on the floor with the sound of metal against metal, each step slow and methodical.
It stopped right in front of the crate. Leaning down, a hand took the polyester belt strapping the crate down and grasped the buckle.
Click.
One buckle clicked as it was undone, and the belt zipped away and hit the metal floor.
Click.
A second buckle was released and another belt hit the metal floor and laid there.
Click.
The third and final belt was released, and all three belts strapping the crate down were now gone.
A hand was placed slowly on the crate, and it grasped the edge, fingers curved around the wooden top of the crate. With a slow pull, the top was moved away.
The crate now laid open. There, laying inside, deactivated and offline, was Funtime Foxy.
The hand went back to the figure's side as it stared down at the prone and silent fox laying motionless inside the crate.
"Here you are."
The figure raised its other hand. A gleam of shining metal, snaked around into a pile.
"Your new home."
A hand reached down and pressed a series of buttons, first on Foxy's head, then on his chest.
CLANG.
A metallic clang sounded out as Foxy's faceplates were opened. Inside, his new endoskeleton head was clearly visible.
The figure paused as it looked down at Foxy's insides, the metallic clump still in its hand.
"It begins."
The hand holding the metallic clump began to reach down.
"The pieces are in place for you. All you have to do...is find them."
The hand let go.
From inside the walls of a building lit up by moonlight, a pizzeria soon fated to hold a whole new generation of animatronics, a long figure looked out the window, waiting and watching for the arrival of his friends.
"It won't be too long now." Said the tall figure. Its three-fingered hand clenched and unclenched itself in anticipation.
"No matter what happens, Foxy...I'll be there to look out for you. No matter what..."
Somewhere, off in the dark of night, in the shadow of an abandoned building, an old tree swayed in the wind.
A red leaf still clinged to the tallest branch, the last remaining leaf before the tree would be empty and barren.
Snap.
A leaf broke away. It floated down, gently, little by little. As it drifted down, an entire season's worth of leaves were scattered around it.
The tree's leafless branches continued to sway in the breeze.
The moon glowed brightly.
The red leaf gently touched the ground.
And thus began a new future.
Chapter 2: Foxy's First Night
Summary:
The first night.
Chapter Text
~October~
~The First Year~
[ 10 / 16 / 20-? ]
Tonight was a dark and quiet night for the sleepy town of Littlewood, Ohio. It seemed everyone was asleep, with the streets quiet enough that nearby listeners could hear a pin drop.
But not everyone was taking the night to have some cozy relaxation. Others had work to do.
From a long road stretching off into the distance, the wheels of a large truck came driving up the road, the relative darkness of the town a black blot in the distance.
Cory gripped the steering wheel, despite there being no need to make a turn yet. His foot stayed on the gas pedal, maintaining a steady speed while the truck approached the town. The interior of the truck's front, lit up by a bright lightbulb, was a contrast to the quiet darkness outside. The radio buzzed with music from the late night hits.
In the passenger seat, Cory's co-worker, a middle-aged man with the deepest frown that Cory had ever seen a person have, put his arms back behind his head and leaned back in his seat with a mixture of annoyance and impatience. His mouth moved, slightly flicking the cigarette sticking out of the employee's mouth. The window was open to let the cigarette smoke out, as Cory had made sure to tell his co-worker that he wouldn't let him smoke in the vehicle unless the window was open. Even so, something told Cory that he should've just told his co-worker not to smoke in the truck at all, but his co-worker was disgruntled enough over this late-night job already, and Cory felt a little bit of the same way. Neither of them were really in any mood to get on each other's nerves.
Cory made a turn and veered to a road on the outside of town, going around the west end of town so as to avoid going by the more populated areas. His co-worker had told him before they set off that he would prefer not to cut through Littlewood on the way to the building. While cutting through the town was the faster route, it would also mean nighttime passerby would see the truck, and while Cory couldn't see how this would be a bad thing, the co-worker seemed to not want townspeople to see the truck coming for whatever reason. Cory, who had no energy to argue due to him skipping his regular cup of coffee to get the job done, agreed to the co-worker's terms. Now they were circling around the town, and where the truck was driving, it was bumping loudly over the slightly uneven road. But the racket was far away enough from nearby homes in town that nobody heard it.
Cory's focus was to go around town, as the place he was supposed to be driving to was situated on the opposite end of town from where he had come from, and he would've either had to cut through the town or circle around it. Due to the co-worker's insistence on staying away from the prying eyes of the townspeople, the latter option had been the choice made.
As the truck hit another small bump, Cory spoke up. "How many more minutes do we need to keep driving before we're there?" He asked, not taking his eyes of the road. The last thing he needed was to get the truck stuck in a ditch; that would get him fired for incompetence.
"This is the seventh time you've asked me that, Cory." The co-worker grunted, giving a no-nonsense stare to the employee. "It's not gonna be that much longer. We're already halfway around the town. Now do me a solid and stay quiet for the final stretch of the ride. Your comments are gettin' on me nerves."
"Yeah, yeah, I get the message. I'll stop talking. Geez." Cory replied, his grip on the steering wheel tightening. He then made it a point to follow through on that, and he continued going down the road that circled around Littlewood, not saying another word the whole way.
It took a bit more time before they were at the opposite end of town, and the road became more even as the truck turned onto a road more traveled upon by passing cars. The building was a bit out of the way from town, being roughly a five minute drive from Littlewood to the building, according to the co-worker. It took that exact amount of time before it could be seen.
Squinting through the windshield, Cory saw a large, illuminated building off to the side of the road, complete with a parking lot, a huge sign, and some entrance doors made of glass. The sign itself featured a picture of a clown girl animatronic with red pigtails waving an arm in welcome, while to the left of the picture were big words reading:
CIRCUS BABY'S PIZZA WORLD
Cory gave a nod as he drove down the road closer to the building.
They were finally here, after a drive that lasted almost two hours. And that was after they had to make a pit stop at the factory to get the last remaining animatronic's suit changed.
Cory veered the truck into the parking lot, which, while very spacious and had plenty of spots in it, only had one other car parked in it. It was clear the parking lot had barely been put to use recently- which was unsurprising, considering the location had yet to open.
Cory's eyes searched the parking lot until he could see the closest parking space to the doors that wasn't a handicapped space. He backed the truck, which beeped loudly as Cory maneuvered it backwards into the space, then put it to a stop and turned off the vehicle.
Two car doors opened and slammed shut as Cory and his co-worker stepped out, both going onto the curb as they went around to the truck's backside, which was positioned to be facing towards the building standing in front of them. Cory gave the picture of the clown girl on the sign another glance. Based on the sign's words, this clown girl has to be 'Circus Baby'. From that alone, Cory could only guess at what strange animatronics this place might contain. Thankfully for him, he thought, he wasn't going to stick around to find out such things. He was just here to make a delivery, and after that he could go home and finally get some sleep.
The co-worker grabbed the big back door of the truck and heaved it open, letting the light shining from the building's lights illuminate the back of the truck. The building was completely lit up inside despite it being nighttime, so Cory assumed either this was how it was, or that some other human besides him and his co-worker was present at the location.
Cory and his co-worker skirted around the multiple other boxes that were yet to be delivered to the undisclosed locations they were being sent to. Cory and his co-worker didn't need to worry about those boxes, as they were to be delivered by the delivery men that would be taking over the shift after Cory and his co-worker returned to the factory from successfully making the delivery.
It was the big box in the back that the two men focused their attention on. They walked over to it, unbuckled the belts keeping the box secured, and gave it a look over. Cory even slightly opened the lid of the box, and he could see the shine of metal inside, verifying that the animatronic was still safely contained inside the crate.
"Well, here it is." Cory said. "Only thing left for us to do now is get it inside. Guess it's heavy lifting time."
"Yeah, yeah, I know..." The co-worker muttered, kneeling down and grabbing hold of the crate. "Damn company, makin' me do a buncha grunt work..." The co-worker paused and looked back. "What're you standing there for, Cory? Make yourself useful already. I ain't finishin' this job on my lonesome."
"Oh, right." Cory replied. "Uh, you start dragging the crate out. I'll get the door open so we can heft it inside."
"Then make it snappy." The co-worker said, and he turned his attention back to the crate as he rubbed his hands together and prepared to drag it out of the truck.
Meanwhile, Cory turned back towards the illuminated pizzeria behind him and focused on getting the doors open, all so they could get the newest delivery inside. Ahead of him, he could see that there were two doorways used to enter the building. Both were made of stained glass, with one colored red and the other colored white, imitating the color scheme, Cory realized, of the 'Circus Baby' animatronic pictured on the front sign of the building.
Seeing what he had to do, he walked up to the red stained-glass door and gave the handle a tug. But it didn't come open.
Locked, Cory thought. Now what was he meant to do?
"Hey! In here!"
Cory looked up as he saw a figure approaching on the other side of the glass. A man dressed in a white collared shirt and black pants was inside the building.
"Oh! Hey." Cory greeted.
"Welcome. Looks like you and your friend there must be the delivery boys." The man said, nodding on the other side of the glass.
"We ain't friends!" The co-worker grumbled, both out of annoyance and effort, as he was currently dragging the crate out of the truck.
"Well, whatever. Point is, I see you guys have the animatronic we've been waiting for. Perfect. Once we get this one inside, we'll have all the deliveries to this location done for the day. I'll unlock the doors so you boys can haul it in."
The man reached into his pants pocket and pulled out a key ring, then stuck one of the keys into the red stained-glass door and turned it. With a click, the door unlocked, and Cory tested the door again. He grabbed the handle and was able to swing the stained-glass door wide open.
"Good, the door's finally open. Now c'mon already, Cory, gimme some help here." The co-worker grunted.
"I'm on it, I'm on it." Cory replied, shaking his head as he turned and walked back to his co-worker. They seized the crate from both ends, with Cory backing up while his co-worker walked forwards. They eased through the red stained-glass door, the man standing back so he wouldn't be in the way while the two employees were hoisting the crate into the building. Stepping carefully around a pillar he had almost failed to notice, Cory lifted the crate all the way to the main stage of the main room, where he set it down in front of the pedestals.
Then he lifted the lid and set it down on the wooden stage, revealing the pink-white fox animatronic lying inside. The man came over to inspect.
"Perfect. He looks to be in good condition." The man commented, nodding in satisfaction. "Can you boys get him out of the crate and stand him up on the stage? Get that done and I promise you'll both be free to head home."
Cory quickly nodded at the proposition of being able to return home, and he and his co-worker kneeled down and grabbed hold of the fox, with Cory grabbing the legs while his co-worker grabbed the arms. They hefted the machine upright and set its feet down on the wood. The machine's legs seemed to be sturdy enough, Cory noted, that it could stand all on its own.
Taking a breath from the exertion of the lifting, Cory stepped back as the man gave another satisfied nod.
"Good, good. He's in position now. I'll handle his final check-up. You boys can take the truck back to the factory and clock out." The man said. "See you around."
"Whew." Cory mumbled.
"Bout time." The co-worker muttered.
They both turned and left the building immediately, not looking back as they headed back to their truck and heaved the back door closed. With the open and slamming of car doors, they both stepped back into the vehicle.
As Cory started the truck up again and the engine sounded to life, he glanced out his side window at the pizzeria. He had to admit, he was curious about what kind of things might be going on with this particular location. Maybe he could ask for details at the workplace...?
...No. No, it probably wasn't any of his business. He decided he'd rather just get the truck back so he and his co-worker could head home.
Cory put both of his hands back on the steering wheel and pressed his foot lightly to the gas pedal as he maneuvered the truck out of the parking space. Then, he turned it, the engine roaring slightly as the truck drove across the parking lot and exited it.
He turned the truck back down onto the road, and with one final step on the gas pedal, they were off.
Oz stepped through the stained-glass doors for a moment and took a second to watch the workers' truck disappear off into the distance, heading back in the direction of Littlewood. They were long gone now.
He nodded, then went back inside, shutting the red stained-glass door behind him and walking back over to the fox animatronic, deactivated on the main stage. The fox animatronic was the only one here, as all of the other animatronics inside the building were deactivated in the auditorium instead. Oz had considered telling the men to carry Foxy's box all the way to the auditorium, but really, there was no need to take him that far when Oz knew he could finish up the work in the main room. Plus, the men looked unhappy enough about their lot to begin with, so Oz felt courteous enough not to give them more reasons to complain.
Oz stared up at the fox animatronic, a machine taller than Oz was himself, its unlit yellow eyes looking forwards at nothing in its deactivated state. It was colored pink and white, with slight grey here and there. It had a long metal tail, mostly white but with a pink tip, as well as yellow eyes. Three metal tuft-shaped parts resembling fur tufts stuck out of its head. It had a pink muzzle with a black nose and small purple freckles, as well as a red bow tie on his chest and a speaker placed underneath that.
Hmm. So, this is Funtime Foxy. Oz thought, considering Funtime Foxy with a thoughtful grin. He looks pretty similar to Funtime Freddy in coloration. No hand-puppet this time, though. Oz looked the fox animatronic over again. He definitely looks as pristine as I was expecting. He'll be a welcome addition to the cast of Circus Baby's.
Oz stopped for a moment, realizing something, then gave a nod towards Funtime Foxy.
"Wait right there, Foxy. I'll be right back. Just a short bathroom break and then I'll finish your concluding calibrations. Then you'll be all set."
Turning on his foot, Oz walked out of the main room and down a nearby hall. Inside, he mentally chided himself.
There you go, Oz, talking to an animatronic again. Animatronics can't respond back to you, you know. He thought. Well, they would if they were alive, but...
...I'm sure that's not how that works.
With Oz out of the room, the main room's only semblance of life was gone, and the room fell eerily silent. Funtime Foxy stood there alone on stage, there to stay until the final worker left in the building came back to get things wrapped up.
But even though he was standing stock still, there was an air about him that just seemed...off. As if this seemingly innocuous pink and white fox had more to say about him than an initial glance would suggest.
And indeed, there was more.
Because even though not a single person with ears to hear was around in the main room at this moment, had someone been in there and listened closely, they would've been able to hear the sound of echoing laughter.
It took Oz no longer than 5 minutes to finish up the final check-up, and then he was gone, picking up his suitcase and heading out the front door.
Nobody was awake to hear the sounds of something being hammered just outside the front doors.
Hours passed in silence with Foxy alone by himself in the main room. But suddenly, without warning, the pink-white fox came online. He blinked once, then began to speak in a voice that was not his own.
"Alright, so, looks like I've finally arrived at the place where my new job is." Foxy said, and nothing in his tone suggested that he had just been deactivated for hours. He was acting merely as if he had just walked into the building. "I've already got my suit on, and now I should be ready to go!" He paused for a second. "Hmm, wait a sec...can I really be sure that I'm ready to do this? I mean, I haven't looked at myself in the mirror yet, so I don't have a way of knowing if there's any issues with my appearance. Guess I should find a mirror? Now where...? Oh, right, the bathroom! There should definitely be a mirror there."
Foxy ran out of the room, heading down the small hallway leading away from the main room, and towards somewhere else in the building.
Foxy made sure to look himself over quite thoroughly once he found a mirror in the boys' restroom. His suit seemed in good repair, and every part was firmly fitted in place. He felt sure that he would be secure inside this suit.
Okay, all done. Foxy thought. It's finally time. My first day at the new location, and it's today. Guess it was going to be coming eventually. Foxy paused in his thoughts. Alright, I should really stay calm, and most of all, pace myself. I can do this, I know I can. I'll do my best, and I'll make all the kids happy, and my boss will be so impressed with me. At least, hopefully. Well, he should be as long as I do well in this new suit. Speaking of the new suit...
Foxy glanced down at his suit. To be honest, it wasn't his favorite.
Yeah, not a big fan of the suit. He thought. I mean, I don't hate it. It's sleek and polished and all that, and I don't have the eyepatch anymore, so I can see out of both eyes. But...it just feels weird for me to be wearing something so pink. It feels embarrassing, even, to be wearing a suit with painted nails when I'm a guy. But, even so...it's definitely higher and of better quality than the old suit, at least.
Foxy thought about his old suit. I still kind of miss that suit. The red skin...the cool hook and eyepatch...and now I've got this suit instead. Is this new suit a downgrade or an upgrade? I really can't decide.
Foxy shook himself out of his reminiscing. He had more important things to do.
The first day matters most out of all. Foxy thought. I will admit that I'm nervous. This is a new place, after all, and I don't know anyone here yet. But, even so, I can still do a good job working at...at...what was the name of this place again? Was it...Circus...Baby's...Pizza World? Yeah, that's the name. Phew, I'm glad I managed to remember that. Not being able to remember the name of my workplace would speak entire full-length volumes about how good I would be at this job.
Foxy once again broke out of that train of thought. Okay, okay, enough stalling! It's time to start work, to start my day. If I do well, I'll get to keep this job, so every action counts! Time to head out.
Foxy had already begun to leave the room, but...he felt a little weird. Like he had a headache. Like something was wrong with his head.
But why was-?
Error! Error! Unauthorized modification to programming detected!
Foxy was taken off-guard when a series of red words and lines of code started to flash all over his vision in a chaotic manner. What was happening? Before he had time to process any of it, the red text vanished, and more red text appeared and covered his vision.
Initiating system shutdown! Commence manual override!
"Huh? What's going-" Foxy began, but he didn't even have time to question it. The moment before he would've finished speaking, he suddenly went still, and his eyes dimmed.
"...on...?"
With a creak of metal, his still form tipped over.
CLANG!
He didn't get back up.
Manual override failed. Restarting systems...
Foxy opened his eyes. He was still in the bathroom, with the lights above illuminating the bathroom.
"Ugh...what on earth happened?" Foxy mumbled as he got to his feet. He couldn't remember much. He remembered preparing to leave the room so he could start his day of work, and then...
...nothing.
And then he remembered waking up here.
But the fact that there was a noticeable gap in his memory didn't disturb him as much as the fact that he realized that he had passed out somehow.
"No. No, no, no!" He exclaimed, so panicked over this realization that he didn't seem to care that he was speaking out loud. "I just passed out and was out cold! For hours, probably! And just after I said I would go do my job and get things done! Ugh, good going, me...my boss is probably going to reconsider hiring me at this point." Foxy paused. "Oh, fiddlesticks, the boss...what on earth am I going to say to him? I'd...better get out of this bathroom and find him. Or someone. I have to explain myself somehow or else my time here is finished!"
Foxy finally went and exited the boys' bathroom, entering a big hallway with tons of rooms connecting to it. The walls were striped with purple and white, with the exception of the bathrooms. Over there they had unique colors: blue for the boys' side stripes, pink for the girls' side stripes. The floor was a constant black-white checker pattern. Lights shone down from the ceiling above.
To the average observer, it would seem that nothing was out of the ordinary. But Foxy knew better, and his feeling of panic increased. He could tell that something had changed, as the room would be slightly brighter if it was still daytime. But the light level had decreased a bit, so that meant...no, but it couldn't be, it just couldn't...he had to check.
He went to the middle of the big hall, where there was a big doorway to the left. Foxy went this way, knowing it would lead him back to the main room and the entrance. The entrance doors were made out of glass, according to Foxy's recollections, so getting a look outside would be simple and easy. And taking one look outside would be enough to tell him what time of day it was. He walked through the doorway, passing into a new room.
He was now in a hallway that was smaller than the previous one. The stripes here were yellow-white instead of purple-white. There were four sets of double doors in this hall: two to the left, and two to the right. Foxy ignored all of this, as none of it was his concern right now, and he continued down the hall, heading into the main room.
Like the smaller hall, the main room had walls of yellow-white stripes. It was big, that was for sure. In the center were some tables and stools for people to sit down. There was a big stage at one side of the room, with three platforms raised above the stage floor, allowing three animatronics to perform there. Also on this side of the room was a stand, a doorway to a closet, and the door to the kitchen. On the other side of the room was a doorway to a bounce house, another carnival stand, and a doorway that Foxy knew led to Funtime Cove, where the Foxy animatronic would entertain kids. At the other end of the main room stood the two glass double doors, which were colored: one white, one red. And...no. No, no, he could see blackness outside the doors.
Foxy ran across the room and went right up to those doors, and he gasped. "No, no, this can't be right, this can't be true..."
He worst fears were now confirmed. Just by seeing through the glass doors, he could immediately see that outside, night had arrived. The parking lot and road were mostly dark, the sky was black, and the moon was shining down overhead. Not only that, but the doors were covered with boards from the other side of the door. Foxy, feeling alarmed by this, tried to pull on the glass doors. But the glass door didn't move, and Foxy remembered it had to be pushed. He pushed the handle instead, and to his chagrin, the door still didn't move. The boards on the other side of the door creaked and moved the slightest amount, but otherwise didn't show any signs of give. Feeling even more desperate than he was moments previously, Foxy was almost tempted to try punching the door to break the glass...but no, he would be fired for sure if he did that, alongside having to pay out of his own pocket for the repair costs.
All these newly-confirmed facts led Foxy to one, undeniable conclusion: he was trapped inside the building. And with how much he knew about Fazbear locations, being trapped inside any animatronic-inhabited pizzeria at night was a very bad situation for any person to be in.
Foxy cursed in his thoughts. No, no, this is bad! This is really bad, really, really bad...I can't get out of here with the doors locked like this. But if I stick around...then I'm toast. Especially considering the rumors about the things the animatronics do at night...yeah, that does it. I need to get out, and right now. If there is another exit somewhere in this building, then I need to find that exit, and fast.
Foxy turned around and ran right back across the room into the smaller hall, then to the big hall. But as he came in, he noticed something else that was extremely bad for him: across from the doorway that connected the two hallways was a set of metal doors that were covered in boards as thick as the ones on the front doors. Foxy gasped again, because having this door blocked was bad too. He had heard that those doors led to an elevator system that connected the pizzeria on the surface to an area below them, and now he could see that the doors were blocked as well.
These doors, too?! He said in his thoughts. As if the front doors being boarded up wasn't bad enough. Not only am I trapped in this pizzeria, but if the company comes back in the morning, sees that the elevator system is blocked off, and finds me here, then...then who knows what they might say or do then?! They might even think I was responsible for this! And if they do, they'll blacklist me for sure! There has to be a way to stop that from happening... Foxy weighed his options for a moment, then came to a conclusion. Wait, I shouldn't be alone in this building. I've seen the employee rosters of Fazbear Entertainment locations before. There's always a night watchman who gets hired to protect the building during the nighttime hours. This location has to have one, too! And if so, then the guard has to be somewhere around here. But where?
Foxy glanced up and down the big hallway. Besides the bathrooms, he knew there were doorways to several party rooms, the room for that ballerina animatronic, and an entire auditorium as well. He didn't have time to check them all. If those wandering animatronics found him while he was searching, then who-knows-what would end up happening.
The safest solution, Foxy decided, was to yell for the guard. He doubted the animatronics would react to the sound of a man yelling. There wouldn't possibly be any programming telling them to do that. Then, once the guard came, Foxy could ask where the nearest exit was and finally get off the premises. From there, he could get home, call his boss, and try to explain the situation. Foxy considered possibly trying to blame the guard, saying the guard had knocked him out and boarded the elevator doors shut. Then there would be no chance that Foxy would get in trouble.
Of course, there was the matter of the guard possibly contacting management and getting Foxy fired if he found out and got on the phone with management...but he'd cross that bridge when he came to it. If push came to shove, then he'd do what he needed to do to prevent expulsion from the pizzeria's workforce.
"Hello? Hello?" Foxy called out. "Is anyone else around here? Nightguard? Other possible workers in this building? I need some help here! I'm trapped!"
Before Foxy could continue yelling, he was interrupted by a loud scream. Foxy looked around, trying to search for the source of this, when he saw the door to a room at the far right of the hall slam open. A man wearing a blue collared shirt and black pants with a badge pinned to his chest came rushing out, looking panicked as he quickly shut the double doors behind him, then turned and began sprinting down the hallway, his eyes trained down on the ground half-hazardously.
That must be the night watchman. So there is one in this location! That means I can get his help. Foxy thought. Foxy then opened his mouth to get the guard's attention, just as the guard came running up to where Foxy was. Amazingly, he hadn't noticed Foxy yet.
"Hey! Security guard!" Foxy called out, raising his arm to wave at the harried-looking man running down the hallway in Foxy's general direction.
"Huh?" The security guard stuttered, and he lifted his head and became aware that he was not alone in the big hallway. The moment the guard saw Foxy standing there, his eyes seemed to pop out of his skull. Then he screamed again, which was not the reaction Foxy expected. "AAAGH! Another one?! These things just keep coming and coming!"
Foxy had no particular idea what this meant, but he supposed it was employee information that only this guard had access to it. Brushing it aside, Foxy took a step forwards and spoke again. "Hey! You have no idea how glad I am that you're here. Listen, man, I really need your help with-"
"NO!" The guard yelled, stumbling backwards out of...fear? Was that fear etched onto the guard's face? "Stay far away from me! The other ones didn't fool me, and you won't, either! I already know your secret! You're one of them, and you're just trying to gain my trust so you can hurt me, too!"
"Huh? 'One of them?'" Foxy stuttered, with even more confusion. "What do you mean?"
"Don't play dumb! You're one of those...THINGS! You're just acting like you don't know that so you can get me when I least expect it! Well, I'm not letting that happen!" The guard held up a trembling arm and packed away another few paces. "Stay. Away."
"Woah, woah, woah! Sir, please, take a chill pill. I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about, but I can promise you there's no need to be scared, especially not of me! Let's just start over, okay? My name is-" And though Foxy was sure he was about to state his name, when it came down to it, he suddenly found his mind drawing a blank. Foxy, confused by this, paused and thought about it harder. His name. His name was...it was...but what was it? Did he even have one? And...and why couldn't he remember it? He thought about it harder.
Foxy.
No, no, that was the name of the suit he was wearing. Foxy was the name of the Fazbear Entertainment brand character that lived in a cove and sang songs for kids. Foxy wasn't his name. His name was...
His name was...
...why couldn't he remember his name?
"What's with the holdup?" The guard asked, both anxiously and suspiciously. "In fact, why are you wasting my time like this? I already know you're one of them! You're just trying and failing to come up with a fake name to fool me with."
Foxy found himself rocketed back to the present situation when he heard the guard say this, and Foxy put his hands up defensively. "Hey, hey, stop! You don't need to jump to conclusions like that! I still have no idea what you mean by 'one of them', but whatever bad thing you're referring to, I'm not a part of it, okay? I'm just another worker at this building. I got hired just yesterday to wear a mascot suit and entertain kids! I was in the bathroom getting ready to go, but then I, uh...slipped! Yeah, I slipped and fell on my face in the middle of the boys' restroom! And the fall, it, uh...must've messed with my head if it means I can't remember my name. But I think I must've been out for a while, because it's nighttime right now! I've been really worried to ask this, actually, but I've got to know something. It's past midnight, isn't it?"
The guard looked wary, but he nodded slowly. "Well, yeah, you'd be right about that. It turned to twelve only a few minutes ago, so I went and started my shift, is all. Why do you want to know that?"
"I'm just concerned over how much time passed from the moment I passed out! I mean, surely you can understand not wanting to be found knocked out in the restroom on the first day of the job, Mr...uh...Mr..."
"Philip." The guard said suddenly, and he straightened up. "My name is Philip."
"Ah, I see. Well, nice name, Philip."
The guard, named Philip, actually looked mollified. "Oh...you think it's a nice name? Huh. Nobody I've ever met has told me that my name is-" The guard suddenly gasped and backed away another few paces. "Wait, wait, what on earth am I saying? I shouldn't be talking with you as casually as if you really were a Fazbear employee! I already know that you have to be one of the animatronics, coming over here to trick me into letting my guard down! Quit it with the mind games!"
One of the animatronics? That was what Philip thought Foxy was? An animatronic? Foxy had to admit, he could see the reasoning behind it, since he was currently in full costume. But even so, he knew he'd have to clear up the confusion.
"Oh. Oh, I see. You think I'm one of those animatronics in the building!" Foxy replied, giving a chuckle in attempt to be good-natured about the whole thing. "I get it now. Well, you can calm down now, okay? I'm not an animatronic, I'm just a human wearing a suit. I know I look like Foxy, but really, my name is...it's..."
Foxy.
But it wasn't Foxy. He was sure it wasn't his name.
Even so, Foxy sighed. "You don't mind calling me Foxy for now, do you? I'm not really named that, but seeing as I can't remember my own name right now, I need at least a name to be referred by."
The guard gave an incredulous look. "Oh, come on! You think you can just pretend to have an actual name and then use the name of the animatronic you really are? I'm not falling for that!"
Foxy was exasperated by this point, and he wasn't happy that the guard was constantly calling him an animatronic. He had already said he wasn't an animatronic. How much clearer could he make things?
...well, there was always just taking off the suit head to show his real face. He supposed he would have to go that far just to prove he wasn't an animatronic.
"Alright. I get it. You don't have enough proof." Foxy replied, putting a hand to his head and shaking his head, his eyes closed. "Well, I can prove it to you easily. Just give me a moment to take off the head of this costume and show you my real face, okay? Then you can be absolutely, positively sure that I'm a human."
Philip gritted his teeth nervously for a moment, but then stopped and examined the expression on Foxy's face. Looking reluctant yet hopeful, Philip nodded. "Okay. Fine. Take off the suit head and show me what you really look like. Do that for me, and I'll believe you fully and completely. I'll even apologize for all my accusations."
"Sounds totally fair. Just give me one second, okay?" Foxy said. Philip nodded his agreement.
Foxy sighed and put his hands around his costume head. He hadn't been planning on doing this. After all, if Philip saw his real face, his face could be photographed and matched to criminal databases. Then, if Foxy got in trouble and was blamed for stuff like the elevator doors being blocked off, he could and most likely would be tracked down and arrested quite easily.
But Foxy knew this guard wouldn't trust him unless Foxy showed his real face, and Philip's trust was, Foxy assumed, vital to getting out of this building. And right now, all Foxy cared about was making a clean getaway so he couldn't be found out by the company, and so nobody could pin any problems or issues on him.
So, with this conclusion rooted in his mind as the best course of action, Foxy firmly grabbed his costume head and gave it a strong tug upwards, expecting it to come off nice and easy.
It didn't.
Foxy audibly made a noise of confusion when this happened, and Philip seemed wary to be hearing this. Foxy, thinking he must not have pulled hard enough, gripped harder and tried again.
Ouch.
Foxy's neck had hurt a little from all the pulling, and he let go from the pain. He was even more confused now. It wasn't coming off. Why wasn't it coming off? Had he secured the suit to his body so tightly that he couldn't remove it by just pulling the parts off?
He tried once more, but he stopped the moment his neck started to hurt. This fact concerned him. Why did tugging at the costume head hurt his own neck? Was his neck attached to the costume head somehow? Foxy started to feel like he should've paid more attention when he put the suit on originally...
Foxy sighed in frustration. So much for just tugging the suit head right off and clearing the air lickety-split. If the mechanisms were attached to him this tightly, he wouldn't be able to get it off on his own. He supposed the only way was to have someone else assist him.
Foxy felt a strange sensation. It was like his subconscious was nudging him, trying to subtly guide him towards the solution. The idea eased into his mind, and Foxy glanced over at Philip, who was giving Foxy an odd and unsure look. Maybe I should ask for Philip's help here. Foxy thought. Sure, Philip didn't fully trust him, but he was the only other person here who could assist Foxy with the costume. Foxy needed his help if he wanted to prove he was human.
"Hey, uh...Philip." Foxy asked slowly, turning more towards the watchman.
Philip raised an eyebrow. "Uh, I was kinda under the impression that you were going to take the suit head off."
"Well...about that. I can't exactly get it off. It's kind of stuck." Foxy explained. "I think I need help to get this suit head off, so could you come over here and-?"
"What...? No, no, this isn't what we agreed on. You said you'd just take it right off and show me." Philip said, leaning back.
"Yeah, and I meant that, but I really do need help to get this thing off. Can't you-?"
"No! I still don't trust you!" Philip said, stepping back a pace. "Don't come closer!"
Foxy sighed. "Look, man, you don't need to be this afraid. I'm not going to hurt you. Just come over here and help me get the suit head off, and we can-"
"I said no!" Philip affirmed, and he was visibly sweating by now. He backed away a bit more.
Foxy, however, was getting tired of this. He just wanted some help with the suit head! It wasn't like he was asking Philip to donate one of his arms! Was it really that hard for Philip to just assist him so Foxy could prove that he really was a human?
Foxy stepped towards, moving towards Philip, who looked more and more nervous every second that Foxy slowly inched towards them, beckoning for Philip to come and help him. Foxy just wanted some form of help or assistance, and he didn't care if he had to get right up in Philip's face to do that.
But with every step Foxy took, a new feeling was building inside him. He didn't know why, but his heart felt heavier than before. His head, meanwhile, was feeling hazier and hazier the more he moved towards Philip. Where were these feelings coming from?
And then, although neither Foxy nor Philip could hear it, a sound of laughter echoed.
From out of Foxy's right hand, little slits opened up in the metal, just beneath Foxy's fingernails. From within the slits, Philip gasped as sharp metal objects, looking like long knives, extended out of the slits in Foxy's fingers.
And then Foxy's right hand swung.
Had Philip not had faster reflexes, the sudden swing of the sharp claws that had come out of Foxy's fingers would have surely slashed him across the face. But Philip ducked at the last second, and while the claws made small cuts into Philip's hat, it completely missed his face, which the swing had been aiming for.
When Foxy refocused and regained clear view of his surroundings, he realized his right hand was being held to the left side, claws still extended as the swing was already over. Meanwhile, Philip was standing back up, trembling with fear, looking afraid and shocked.
"Y-You...You just tried to..." Philip stuttered.
Foxy was speechless, his mouth slightly agape. His mind scrambled for some sort of apology- even though Foxy had no idea what he would say- but he didn't get the chance to make such an apology.
POUND! POUND! POUND!
Foxy and Philip were both disturbed by the presence of a pounding noise. Philip gasped and his head snapped to look down the hallway. Foxy looked too, to see that Philip was gazing at the doorway he had run out of earlier. The door was shaking, as something on the other side seemed to be striking it with all its might.
"Uh oh!" Philip sputtered, even more alert then before. "T-They're...they're almost about to...to...I need to get out of h-here!" Philip turned and gave Foxy one last look. "I...I knew you were as bad as they are! Trying to trick me into helping you so you could cut me to pieces...well...I know there's many people here before that you scared away and frightened and fooled with your tricks...but I'm NOT about to be one of t-them!"
And with a scream, Philip turned quickly on his heel and darted down the smaller hallway that connected to the big hallway, running in the direction of the main room.
Foxy spoke for the first time that very minute when he saw Philip run away. "W-Wait! That was an accident! I didn't mean to! Don't run away! I..." Foxy stammered, trying to come up with an excuse, but the guard wasn't looking back. Foxy took a step forwards, reaching a hand out helplessly. As he reached out, the sharp blades that had extended out of his hand suddenly retracted, going back inside the suit, and the slits beneath the suit's fingernails closed back up. The hand was back to normal. Foxy gazed at the costume's right hand for a long moment. His mind was going very many places at once. Why had he done that? Why did he have to scare the guard like that? Why had he almost...almost...done something terrible? He tried to think of a reasonable explanation for this...but his train of thought was unable to get going when he was startled out of his thoughts at the sound of one final SLAM!
Disoriented by this, Foxy looked down the hallway at the doors that had been getting pounded from whoever was on the other side. The doors seemed to have finally given way, and now the double doors were hanging wide open. And out into the hallway stepped...
...a ballerina and a bear?
"Whew! We finally got it open! I told you we could force the door open if we hit it enough times, Freddy."
"Huh, yeah. That worked as well as we could've hoped for, all things considered."
"Exactly! Now c'mon, we've got to find that security guard so we can-"
The ballerina and bear, who had been deep in conversation, had turned their heads to look down the big hallway...and saw Foxy standing there. There were at least five seconds of stunned silence before both the ballerina and bear exclaimed happily.
"Foxy!"
They both ran over, and though Foxy felt confusion over what he was seeing in front of him, at least from here, he could get a better look at them both. One thing he could say for sure was that, similarly to himself, they were wearing shiny metallic costumes. Foxy, seeing this, had almost thought they were animatronics, but they were able to speak to him normally, so he instead thought that they must be other employees he had not met yet.
The ballerina was colored blue and white, with blue hair and blue nails. Her cheeks were a rosy pink, with lipstick to match. She had on a purple tutu decorated with golden orbs, golden pearl-shaped earrings, and a pearl tiara atop her head. Her eyes were closed shut, yet somehow she could see where she was going and her head was turned exactly in Foxy's direction.
The other looked like a bear, sparking Foxy's interest. He had known a bear character from a previous location. This bear in particular was purple and white in coloration, except for one of his hands, which was colored blue. He had on a black top hat with a purple stripe on it, a black bowtie, and, like Foxy, a speaker underneath that bowtie. His blue eyes were open, and they were staring in Foxy's direction with clear excitement.
"Foxy, you're here! You've made it!" The bear said excitedly.
"And you've got the new suit they said they'd give you! Looking snazzy." The ballerina complimented approvingly. "I love the usage of pink! And...well, we can talk about it later. Anyway, it's so great to see you again! Like the new location? I'm sure you must be amazed by it! As one who has lived here for quite some time, I must say, it's a great place to live!"
"Wait till the others get to see how you look now! Aw, man, they'll be so surprised!" The bear said, nodding quickly. "And then we can all hang out and do stuff every night! It'll be great!"
Foxy heard all of this come out of their mouths but absorbed none of it into his brain. He was still trying to process them. These had to be other workers wearing costumes. What else could they be? He wasn't sure about some of the snatches of words he had heard them use, but he supposed it didn't matter. He thought about what them being other mascot-wearing employees had to mean.
On the one hand, this presented complications. His goal had been to get out of the building and head home before anyone could pin the elevator entrance doors being boarded up on him, and act as if he had never been out cold in the restroom for a while. That would give him a higher chance of keeping this job. But if these workers connected the dots and told the boss what Foxy had done, Foxy knew he would be history, and would probably hold the company record for shortest amount of time between an employee being hired and fired.
On the other hand, if they were also here, he could get their help to open up the exit doors or to find a different exit, and from there he could get out of the building before suspicion was thrown his way. And in the process, he decided he might even be able to pin the blame on the ballerina or bear to throw anybody off his trail. If he could just do so, he wouldn't be blamed for any incidents, his sleep session in the bathroom would go unnoticed, and as long as Foxy had a decent excuse for not being out entertaining kids on his first day, he stood a decent chance of keeping this job.
Yes, that would be it. So as long as he acted casual and just calmly asked them how to leave the building, he could be on his way in no time without anyone thinking he had messed things up.
"Oh. Uh...hey, there. Nice, uh...meeting you." Foxy greeted, acting as casual as he could so these employees wouldn't become suspicious of him. "Nice knowing there's others around here besides me and that Philip guy...so, uh, guess I'm not the only one trapped in this building, huh?"
Foxy expected these two workers to confirm his suspicions, maybe even mention why they were also here in the building at night, so he was caught off-guard by the looks of confusion on the ballerina and bear's faces.
"Trapped? What's that supposed to mean, Foxy?" The ballerina replied confusedly.
"Yeah, I don't think I get what you're talking about, Foxy. I wouldn't say we're trapped in the building when we only just got here." The bear added.
"Huh? But us mascot costume workers aren't really supposed to be here at night." Foxy reasoned. "So normally we would leave, but the front doors are boarded up for some reason...so we're trapped in here. That's how it is."
"'Aren't supposed to be here at night?' That's crazy talk, Foxy. It's all those employees that go head home at night...besides the security guard, anyway. But we live in this place, unlike them, so we don't have to leave." The ballerina said.
...
Did that ballerina just say they lived here?
"Pffft...HAH!" Foxy laughed, and he was completely sure she had to be joking. He slapped his knee in a joking fashion and laughed. The ballerina and bear didn't join in on the laughter, though; they just stood there watching Foxy laugh with incredulous stares. "Funny joke, lady, funny joke. You've got a real creative sense of humor. I suppose that's needed when you're locked inside a pizzeria at night."
"Huh? But I was being serious." The ballerina said.
"No you weren't. I can tell you were joking. It was obvious! I mean, live here? Us workers? When we have normal houses back in Littlewood or other nearby towns? Obviously you were kidding around."
"Uh...I'm pretty sure she wasn't joking there." The bear said, tilting his head in befuddlement.
"C'mon, you both can't trick me into falling for the joke." Foxy said, waving his hand dismissively. "I know it's a joke. Anyone could figure that out. I mean, with a bunch of party rooms to celebrate in, a kitchen with a good stock of food, and even a bounce house, I can say it wouldn't be bad living here. But we don't live here, especially not at night. I doubt the company would let us hang around the property like that." Foxy grinned for a moment, but his grin faded slightly at the expressions on the faces of the other two. "You know, you guys are really trying hard to pretend you don't know it's a joke. Guess I can appreciate the effort, but come on, you can drop the joke by now. It's not really that funny if you drag it out."
The ballerina and the bear stared at Foxy. Then they looked back at each other. Then they looked back at Foxy.
"...Foxy, I dunno what's gotten into you, or if has anything to do with the new suit or what, but I really think it'd be nice if you maybe stopped kidding around like this. It's kinda confusing." The bear sighed, giving Foxy a look.
"Kidding around? I'm not kidding around. If anything, you're the ones kidding around." Foxy replied as he felt a sense of bewilderment from this situation. What was the deal with these guys? Why did they make obvious jokes like 'we live here' and then pretend Foxy was the one joking when he called them out on it? Strange.
The bear sighed. "But we're not kidding a- wait a sec. You just want me to laugh at your jokes, don't you, Foxy? You could've just said so!" The bear smiled. Then he leaned back and let out a rumbling chuckle. "There! Was that 'Freddy' enough for ya?"
Foxy raised an eyebrow. That laugh the worker just did sounded eerily similar to the kind of laugh Freddy would do onstage, and while Foxy could appreciate the impression, he was also confused over why anyone would bother doing so at that moment. "Wait a second. Why do you sound so much like Freddy the animatronic would sound? Hey, man, you do know this place isn't even open right now, right? There's no kids around. It's just us. You don't have to imitate your character's voice."
The bear (Foxy was sure he was some type of Freddy, so Foxy decided to call him that) looked even more befuddled. "Huh...? But Foxy, I'm not making a pretend voice. This is how I sound."
"Is it now? Gee, you're really trying to stay in character when there's no need." Foxy said, rolling his eyes. "Either that, or you were born with the same voice as the animatronic Freddy. If you were, man, I do not envy you."
"Foxy, you're being ridiculous right now. Freddy sounds the same as he always has." The ballerina said, shaking her head. "I don't get it. Did that new suit short-circuit your brain or something?"
"What? No. I'm thinking just fine. Oh, and...why are you imitating your character's voice, too? I mean, I guess it's probably fun or something to copy that high-pitched voice, but come on, you don't need to-"
The ballerina froze in place and looked straight at Foxy. "ExCUSE me?" The ballerina said, and she looked upset for the first time. She raised her voice drastically and leaned forwards. "High-pitched? High-pitched? I'll have you know that this is how I naturally sound, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it! Do you have a problem with the way my voice sounds? Huh? Do you?!"
Foxy stepped back in alarm. He hadn't expected to get this ballerina this upset just by saying that she had to be faking the voice for no reason. He put his hands up defensively. "Woah, woah, sorry! I just assumed it wasn't your real voice. I'm sorry."
The ballerina grumbled and put her hands on her hips. "You'd better be! And why did you assume this isn't my voice? What, did you think I was making a fake voice the entire time I was talking to you just yesterday? Well, I wasn't! This is how I sound! Geez...next time, don't mess up such basic information."
Foxy made a face. "Yesterday? What do you mean? I haven't ever seen you before."
This made Freddy and the ballerina look even more confused and incredulous. "Huh? Foxy, what do you mean? We met Ballora just the day before! How could you not remember that? I remember it as clear as day."
"I swear I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you confusing me for someone else?"
"What the heck are you-?" Ballora stuttered, sounding unsure what she should even say anymore.
But Foxy sighed and raised up his hands before Ballora or Freddy could speak anymore. He had realized he was wasting way too much time arguing with them over how they sounded when he needed to be getting out of here before management could pin the elevator doors being blocked on him.
"Oh, forget how you all sound, forget all this stuff that happened yesterday, forget all that! We have way more pressing matters on our hands!" Foxy cut in loudly. "I'm not sure what either of you two are doing here, but I'm not supposed to be here. I was meant to be doing my job here and I lost consciousness instead, and now I'm trapped in this place. But- and this is the important part- we have to find a way out of this building. The front doors are boarded up, so we need to locate another exit."
"Huh? Why?" Freddy asked confusedly. "Why would we need to leave?"
"Yeah! We only just got you here, and I'm pretty sure you were coming here to live here, not stay for a temporary visit." Ballora commented.
"Again with living here? Enough of that joke already. It's not funny anymore, and we can't exactly be joking too much when we need to get out of this place. Listen, I don't know if you guys know this, but these Fazbear locations are never good to be in at night. I've heard countless stories about this location and other locations and how they operate at night, and not a single one of them were good! I'm not sure what exactly goes on here at night, but the rumors say the animatronics don't act the way they're supposed to when night comes. Now, I don't know what kind of weird behavior that might imply, but I do not want to stick around and find out. We have to leave, and fast, before we end up running into one of the animatronics."
Freddy seemed to be trying to comprehend what Foxy was saying and was stunned into silence. Ballora, on the other hand, seemed to just get even more exasperated by what she was hearing.
"I...you...what? Foxy, I don't know where you're getting all these crazy ideas and nonsense phrases from, but you've got to take it down a notch, okay?" Ballora said, shaking her head and crossing her arms. "There is a pretty pressing concern on our hands, but it's not any of that nonsense stuff you were bringing up, so listen up! Foxy, did you happen to see anyone run through this hallway?"
Foxy tilted his head, but nodded. He wasn't sure what these employees were so concerned about that took precedent over escaping, but he figured he'd find out. Maybe he could still yet find a way to get out of this mess without getting in trouble with management.
"Well...yeah, I did. There was this security guard named Philip who came running past. He seemed pretty shaky." Foxy mentioned.
Ballora became more attentive when she heard this. "So you did see the security guard! Perfect! Did you see which way he went?"
"Uh, down that way." Foxy answered, pointing in the direction of the small hallway, which led down to the main room. "I actually tried talking to him earlier, but he wasn't having any of it. I wanted to see if he had keys or directions towards a possible exit, but he thought I was an animatronic, and he ran off." Foxy rolled his eyes as he said this. "Man, I guess that guy is way more disheveled than I thought, being so afraid of the animatronics that he'd take off if he thought one was nearby. Surely he knows animatronics can't talk or walk around unprompted, right? Maybe he's just deluded himself into thinking they can." Foxy chuckled a bit. "Bit of an odd guy, isn't he?"
Freddy and Ballora, for what seemed like the twentieth time that encounter, just looked confused at the things Foxy was saying.
"Yeah, sure...odd." Ballora said slowly. "Well, there isn't too much of a point in questioning how the guards act, but...I guess if you want to, go right ahead."
"Either way, we should find out where he went off to." Freddy suggested. "If he ran towards the main room, he probably didn't get that far."
Ballora glanced at Freddy and nodded vigorously. "Yeah! Chances are, he hasn't left the building yet. We can probably get in another good scare before he leaves!"
Foxy raised an eyebrow again. "Scare? Why? We don't want this guy to get even more afraid of us. Then again, if you guys are really so big on joking around, then I guess you'd want to scare your coworkers, too...well, do what you will, I guess. Just let me talk to him before or afterwards so I can get his help on something."
Ballora and Freddy exchanged looks and then both shrugged at the same time.
"I mean...I guess you can talk to him if you want. Personally, I don't care either way. I just wanna find him and scare him real good!" Ballora replied, smiling deviously.
"Then let's see where he went." Freddy added, pointing at the hallway Foxy had pointed out.
"Alright, then. I'll lead the way, I guess." Foxy said, and he walked down into the small hallway, with the strange costume-wearing employees in tow.
At least, that's what Foxy thought they were, anyways...
The trio reached the main room, and Foxy could see Ballora run past him, her head turning to look at every inch of the room. She put a hand to her ear, seemingly to listen. Freddy, meanwhile, simply turned his head slowly back and forth, examining the room much more calmly than Ballora. Both of them were keeping an eye out, but Foxy could tell already that Philip wasn't in the main room. Foxy knew that finding the night guard wouldn't be as easy as entering the main room; the guard would have definitely ran further than that in order to get away from Foxy.
"Hello?" Foxy called experimentally. He wanted to see if he could get a response, even despite the fact that he didn't see Philip anywhere in the room.
"Come on, security guard, come on out! We just wanna say hi!" Ballora shouted out.
"Yeah, where are you, night guard? We just want to see you again." Freddy added.
The trio waited for a moment. Foxy wasn't expecting a response, even though Ballora and Freddy most likely were, so he was unsurprised that their calls were met with silence.
"Aw, no answer. Great, he went even further than just the main room." Ballora groaned. "Where is he? Where did he go?"
"He could be inside any of the rooms connected to this main room...or maybe...inside one of the presents on the tables!" Freddy suggested, pointing at a tiny present on a table. Immediately after, he let out a small chuckle. "Nah, I'm kidding. I know it's too small. But just imagine if he could shrink down and go inside...would be pretty crazy, huh?"
Foxy stopped to ponder that. "Hmm. Let me just check to make sure." Foxy went over to the present Freddy had gestured towards and rapped his knuckles on the lid. "Hello? Security guard? Come on out! We just want to talk!" Foxy chuckled to himself. "Yeah, Freddy, it would be crazy seeing a guard go inside a present. But I think we can be sure Philip isn't inside this present."
"Obviously not! Why are we even discussing it? You two are just fooling around for no reason." Ballora commented impatiently, frowning. She paused for a second, then suddenly she brightened. "Although...it's funny. This actually reminds me of what we were talking about when we first met. Remember when we were discussing security guards and we suggested playing a trick on a guard where we seal them inside a present and mail them to the post office?"
Foxy paused for a moment as a memory surfaced. "Oh, yeah! Yeah, it was kind of fun sitting around discussing how we'd ever do that if we found a present big enough to put a guard..." Foxy's smile faded as he approached the end of his sentence. "...inside." He looked down at the floor unconsciously as his brain reeled from what he was thinking about. What on earth was he saying? Why did he have a memory of something he was sure he had never done before? He mumbled under his breath in disbelief. "Wait...how did I know that?"
"What do you mean, how? You were there with us when we were talking about it." Ballora mentioned, her metal eyebrows moving more into an expression of confused frustration.
"Yeah! Plus, you were the one who suggested the idea of mailing a security guard somewhere in the first place." Freddy added, nodding.
Foxy gazed at them for a second as his mind grappled with thoughts that he both wanted to confirm and deny. He gripped the side of his head, saying: "...No. No, I've never done something like that. There's no way. I've only just met you guys. Plus, I don't play tricks on security guards. That's not something I've ever done. You're just making things up..."
Making things up. Yeah. That had to be what this was. But even though Foxy tried to make himself sure of that explanation, he could see the memory swimming in his mind's eye, showing him talking to Ballora and Freddy and two other shapeless colored blobs he couldn't make out or recall. The memory was there for sure, and inside, Foxy couldn't shake the feeling that it was a real memory of something he had once done. But at the exact same time, his mind told him it was a lie, a false memory, and that he had never experienced such an event. It was bewildering to him, having his mind tell him such contradictory things. It left him almost no room at that moment to focus back on speaking to the others.
Even so, he shook himself out of his mind's inner battle over this issue and tried to look back at the other employees. Once again they seemed confused and bewildered. Ballora in particular looked frustrated, while Freddy seemed more concerned and worried.
"I don't get any of this...how could you have forgotten?" Freddy mumbled.
Ballora sighed and put a hand on Freddy's shoulder. "You know what? Forget it, Freddy. Foxy just thinks he's being funny. Just let it be. Sooner or later he'll quit acting like he doesn't remember. Besides, we have a guard to scare! We can't let this distract us long enough for the guard to get away!"
"Oh! Yeah, you're right. We've got to find him!" Freddy replied, brightening and nodding quickly at Ballora's words.
Foxy stared at both of them briefly before he just shook his head and gave up. Here these co-workers were, acting like he had forgotten something that he had never done. They were weirder than he had ever bargained for. Then again, he supposed he shouldn't have expected anyone but weirdos to be taking jobs at a Fazbear location anymore.
Anyway...the guard. Foxy did at least agree with these weird mascot employees on the fact that they needed to find the guard. Foxy's eyes swiveled around the room to check for possible ways the guard could've gone. He noticed a set of double doors off in the far corner of the room, and that caught his attention. From what he knew, there was a kitchen and an employee break room back there, and it definitely made sense for the guard to go into the employee break room. Perhaps that was where he was.
"Hey, so...do you both think maybe the guard's in the kitchen? The employee break room is back there, so it seems like the kind of place the guard would've gone to." Foxy suggested to the employees. He didn't know why he was collaborating with them by now, but he supposed he couldn't just walk off on his own without spurring odd questions. If he had a hunch of where the guard was, he might as well tell them.
Ballora and Freddy exchanged looks, then nodded at Foxy.
"Yeah, actually...seems like he'd go there." Ballora agreed.
"It's worth a look." Freddy added, shrugging.
Ballora and Freddy both turned and walk right up to the kitchen doors. Foxy followed behind them, his mind thinking of what he might try to say to the guard to get him to listen to him. If the guard didn't trust Foxy and wouldn't help him get the suit head off to show that Foxy was human, what could he do?
Huh. Maybe if I get these other mascot wearers to help me take off the suit head, maybe then I can finally show my human face. That should put Philip at ease. Foxy thought, nodding to himself.
However, his thoughts were disturbed again when he realized Ballora and Freddy were just...standing there looking at the kitchen doors, and then back at each other with unsure looks. Foxy didn't know what they were doing now. Weren't they going to go inside?
"Hey, what's the holdup? Aren't you going to open the kitchen doors so we can head in?" Foxy asked, raising an eyebrow.
Ballora and Freddy turned, looking uncomfortable. Ballora was the one who addressed Foxy's comment.
"Don't you-? Oh, wait, you're going to pretend you don't remember. That's right. So let me just repeat what I told you before." Ballora said. "We can't get the door open."
"What do you mean? Is it locked?"
"No, it's just...we aren't able to turn knobs." Freddy said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. To demonstrate, the bear raised his right arm and held his hand close to the door. His fingers grasped the knob, but that was far as Freddy got. His face seemed to be concentrating hard, as if he was struggling from exertion, but his fingers never moved to turn the knob.
Foxy gave him an incredulous look. "Can't turn knobs? That's ridiculous. What, are your guys' fingers broken or something?"
"What? No. We're just not programmed to open doors." Ballora answered, shaking her head rapidly.
"Not programmed? Oh, I see. You're saying the suits you two are wearing won't allow you to open doors. That sounds like an inconvenient design feature. Why would anyone take a job where they have to wear something that prevents them from opening doors? Sounds inconvenient."
"Take a job...?" Freddy restated with the exact same confusion he had displayed to Foxy so many times. The constant looks of confusion from these other workers was beginning to annoy Foxy. It wasn't that hard.
Foxy sighed, pushed past Freddy, and put his white fingers on the doorknob. This time, instead of standing there concentrating but doing nothing else, his fingers simply turned the knob. The door went ajar, and Foxy pushed it open with ease.
"There. You guys are super lucky that my suit doesn't have those annoying restrictions on turning knobs." Foxy commented, and he turned back to face the other two.
"Oh! You actually did it?" Freddy said in amazement.
"What?! You mean you can open doors but we can't?! That's not fair! How does that even work?" Ballora grumbled with exasperation.
Foxy shrugged. "Blame the designers, not me." He then turned and walked forwards, heading into the kitchen of Circus Baby's Pizza World.
The kitchen was nothing big or grand, but as Foxy looked around at it, he felt that it was nice enough. It had yellow-white stripes on the walls, and a wooden floor, which was a stark contrast to the usual black-white checker pattern. The back wall of the kitchen had many shelves, counters, and cabinets, as well as a fridge. Utensils hung on the wall above the counters, and cutting knives were inside a knife block on the counter as well. In the middle of the room stood a work station with more counters, ovens, and plenty of other kitchen equipment. Near the door was a small janitorial closet, the doors hanging slightly open to reveal mops, brooms, and an empty bucket. A hole in the ground at the far left corner of the room was opened, revealed by a wooden trapdoor that had been pulled open. A sign above the hole read that it was the trash chute, which Foxy knew to be used for disposing garbage. There was a closed door at the left side of the room that read Break Room on a sign nailed next to the door.
And in the center of the kitchen was none other than the very person Foxy and the others had been looking for.
Philip was standing behind the counter at the center of the room, leaning against it and breathing hard, seemingly trying to catch his breath. His head was turned downwards, his eyes looking at the counter towards nothing in particular. He didn't even seem to notice that the kitchen doors had been opened.
Foxy was glad that he had managed to catch up with the guard, finally, and he opened his mouth to try and say something to the guard. Maybe a calm message of reassurance would be helpful.
And perhaps it would have been, if Ballora hadn't ran past Foxy and opened her big mouth moments before Foxy was going to say anything.
"AH-HA!" She yelled in a triumphant way, pointing her finger right at Philip, who gasped and stumbled back at the sudden outburst of noise. "We've finally found you, security guard!"
Freddy ran in alongside Ballora and grinned when he saw Philip. Freddy looked even more excited than Ballora did, if that was even possible.
Philip, meanwhile, screamed and looked horrified when the group came in. He nearly tripped when he stumbled backwards, but he caught himself and faced Foxy and the others with terror and deep-seated fear.
"No no no, not this again! Not you horrible things again!" Philip sputtered, shaking his head rapidly. "Why are you even here?! I didn't do anything to any of you! Please, just leave me alone!"
"Woah, woah, everybody calm down!" Foxy shouted, a bit surprised that Philip was getting this horrified and that the others were getting so loud and triumphant just over finding a guard. Stepping slowly and purposefully forwards, Foxy moved closer to Philip. "Philip, please, this is all a big misunderstanding! I know you think we're animatronics, but we aren't! I promise! Listen, I've thought it over, and these other mascot costume employees are going to help me take the suit head off! Then I can prove to you that I'm human. That we're human. Sound good?"
"No! No, don't give me that! I've seen enough to know that there's no way I could ever trust any of y-you!" Philip shouted, rapidly shaking his head as he continued to instinctually back away from Foxy, Freddy, and Ballora. "Not when...not when you want to kill me."
Foxy stood back in shock. Kill him? Why did the guard think they wanted him dead? Obviously that was wrong. Even animatronics acting weirdly at night wouldn't be out killing people, and right now, none of them were actual animatronics. Or at least, Foxy was sure Freddy and Ballora weren't animatronics.
"We don't want to kill you! That's not right at all!" Foxy said, shaking his head. "I just want you to calm down so we can get out of this place together."
"I have no idea what Foxy's talking about, but yeah! We're not going to kill you! We're going to do much worse!" Ballora said, wiggling her fingers in a dramatic manner.
"Gff-!" Philip made a noise of fear and apprehension as he backed further away. "Monsters! Monsters! I just want to go home! I regret ever taking this horrible job! The pay wasn't worth it! It wasn't! I don't want to be here anymore!"
Foxy sighed and approached further. He just wished the guard would understand. But Philip was so determined not to trust them, to back away from them, that no progress was being made. Foxy knew he would have to take more thorough measures to finally start making progress with this guy. Foxy approached Philip, who backed away every time Foxy took another step forwards.
"Please! This isn't funny! Stop it! Just stop!" Philip begged as he backed away. "I just want to go home!"
"Philip, I-" Foxy began, and his full intention was simply to just touch the guard in some way, as a demonstration that he had no harmful intent. Maybe if he could show that he meant no harm, Philip would finally calm down.
Ballora and Freddy were still shouting out comedically scary phrases behind Foxy, which Foxy interpreted as them making lame attempts to scare Philip further. But as Foxy focused on the guard and stepped further towards him, the noise of Ballora and Freddy yelling began to get quieter and quieter. All of Foxy's surroundings faded into darkness.
All he saw was himself, the terrified security guard begging to be let go...and the still-open trash chute right behind the guard, which Philip had completely failed to notice.
And once again, though the room was so full of loud talking that nobody could hear anything else that might sound in the room, a sound played more than once before came silently.
That same echoing laughter.
In an instant, Foxy's arms suddenly stretched until they were fully extended forwards, and his hands were flat, with his fingers in the air.
And with a sudden, forceful shove forwards, two metallic hands forced back the security guard.
"Gah!" Philip yelped as the shove sent him stumbling backwards. His feet stepped back pace by pace, and the guard was so disoriented that he didn't realize what was about to happen.
The guard didn't see it happen when his left foot tried to step back and instead met nothing but air.
The lack of solid ground for his left foot to step on was enough for Philip's leg to sink downwards, and such a sensation made Philip yell as he tried to stay standing, only for his body to lose balance.
His right foot slipped, and his body fell back, falling right into the open garbage chute behind him.
Philip screamed as his entire body disappeared into the hole that made up the garbage chute. He screamed and screamed as he fell down, down, down the chute, into the waiting darkness below. He disappeared into the darkness.
THUMP.
One loud, echoing thump sounded somewhere down inside the garbage chute.
And then, in an unceremonious way, the guard's scream was cut off. Silenced.
...
Foxy stared at his hands as he saw them held out in front of him, in a shoving position, suspended there after he had just used them to...just used them to...
Foxy felt his mind not just swimming, but practically drowning and being flooded in disbelief.
No.
No, no, no, no...
No no no no no no no no.
I didn't just do that.
But I did.
But I wouldn't do that!
But I did.
But I'd never-!
But I did.
Foxy's hands shook as he slowly moved them to look at them properly. These hands were, before now, the hands of a perfectly normal costume on a perfectly normal day to take a job that would make him feel satisfied.
But now?
These were the hands of a murderer.
What's...wrong with me?
Foxy felt dazed, horrified, stunned...so much overwhelmed his heart and soul as realization, crashing realization, made him aware of the deed he had just done: snuffing out the life of an innocent man, there only to do a normal job, scared for his life, and wanting to go home.
In his mentally dazed state, it took Foxy some time to realize the kitchen had fallen nearly as silent as the garbage chute below had. Perking up the tiniest amount, Foxy slowly looked around to gaze at Freddy and Ballora.
The two of them were still standing there. They looked floored, their mouths slightly hanging open and no words or sentences escaping their voice boxes. They didn't look anywhere near as shocked as he was, but they were certainly taken aback.
Finally, Ballora spoke. She cleared her throat loudly, raising her fist to her mouth without even moving her head. Then she spoke.
"...Foxy. You...you pushed that guard. You pushed him down the garbage chute." Ballora said slowly. "I...I don't know what to say. I mean, I know we scare guards a lot, but...you didn't have to kill him. That was a bit extreme."
"W-Wait! I didn't mean to! It was an accident!" Foxy defended in a panic, turning around fully to address them.
"An accident...? I dunno, Foxy...you look like you purposefully shoved the guard down that chute." Freddy said, opening his mouth for the first time. He seemed quiet and contemplative over the whole thing.
"I-!" Foxy said, and his mind was ready to deny the idea of him purposefully killing a man. But his mind also showed him the deed again, and as he saw the memory in his mind's eye, he knew he couldn't mistake the way his hands shoved forwards, deliberately trying to send Philip right down into the chute behind him, the chute he had failed to notice.
But Foxy was conflicted. He saw himself doing it, but he hadn't...felt himself doing it. He hadn't made the decision to push the guard down the chute. Not once had his mind even considered the option.
And yet, his body had acted without input from his mind.
Just like when I swiped a claw at Philip...
Foxy couldn't bear this anymore. He felt sickened by what his mind was starting to conclude. Something was very, very wrong with him. He had been trying to kill Philip...and now he had even succeeded in that endeavor. But he hadn't made himself do it. His body had done it for him. Was...he not fully in control of himself? Had something happened to him? But Foxy didn't believe that, either. He had lived a perfectly normal life up until this point, and not once had he ever done things his mind had not decided upon. His body had never acted on its own.
So why?
Why is this happening to me...?
"Well...at least we got him. I mean, we definitely scared him WAY more than I was bargaining for, and now...we, uh...we killed someone." Ballora said, and she gulped audibly. "But uh...it's fine! It's definitely fine. We can get through this, right?"
"Fine?" Foxy repeated. For the first time, his blank expression of shock was starting to fade. Anger was coming to his defense now. He looked over at Ballora and clenched his fists, his fury suddenly rising in his chest. "Fine?! FINE?! What part of this fine?! Didn't you SEE what I just did?!" Foxy screamed, and he put his hands on his head. His eyes slowly looked down at the floor. "...I hurt someone. I killed someone. I'm a murderer."
"Foxy, please, calm down!" Ballora said, and she grabbed Foxy's wrists and looked at him. "Yes, I know, it's sudden and it's wrong, but...but you can't agonize over this! I mean...you didn't mean to do that, right?"
"Of COURSE I didn't mean to!" Foxy exclaimed, his hands trembling as Ballora held them at Foxy's sides while her closed eyes gazed up at him. Foxy thought he saw a glint of purple behind one of her eyelids, but he didn't care. He felt sick. He wanted to vomit. "B-But...but something's just...wrong with me! My body's acting by itself and I don't know why! Did putting on this suit change me?! Am I never going to go back to being a normal human with full control over himself?!"
"Human?" Freddy repeated, and he looked confused. "What do you mean, Foxy? Your body is...acting by itself? You mean...you weren't in control when you shoved that guard?"
"NO! I wasn't!" Foxy yelled, becoming so loud that Freddy took a step back, his eyes widening. "But I...but I..." Foxy backed away, tugging his wrists out of Ballora's grip and turning away from the other two. He faced the nearby wall and put his head up against it, breathing hard as his eyes stared down at the wood floor while his mind grappled with itself. He didn't know what to say about why he had done that.
I'm guilty...
Foxy thought this to himself. And this time, the word 'guilty' weighed his conscience down more than it ever had before. He had felt guilty when he had strangely gone unconscious and missed the day of work by being knocked out in the bathroom. He had felt afraid of being seen as guilty when he saw that the doors to the elevator system were blocked.
But this time, the guilt was real and it was crushing. The guilt of knowing he had ended someone's life, the life of the guard, who might've even been able to help him, who had the entire rest of his life to live...the guilt was overpowering.
The guilt did start to fade away over the course of a silent minute where Foxy stood with his head against the wall, with Ballora and Freddy watching from afar with confused, concerned, and conflicted facial expressions. But when the guilt faded away, what came next...
...was fear.
Fear of being caught. Fear of being found guilty of murder. Fear of being thrown in prison.
"This is bad. This is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad..." Foxy mumbled, his hands trembling again. "No, this is worse than bad. This is terrible. Horrendous. Irredeemable. Now that I've went and m-murdered someone, the company's going to find out, and then the police will find out, and then the town will find out, and then the state will find out, and then...and then...they'll investigate. They'll find the guard's body. I'll be thrown in jail! F-For years!" And then Foxy abruptly turned back around and yelled out. "I don't want to go to j-jail!"
Ballora and Freddy exchanged glances. This time, it was Freddy who stepped up. He placed his left hand on Foxy's shoulder, giving it a reassuring pat, and rose his other hand as he spoke. "Aw, Foxy, calm down, okay? We'll get through this. I know you might've just accidentally killed someone, but...it was an accident, right? That's all it was! An accident! Um...maybe we can keep this hushed up! And then the police won't know!"
"Hushed up?! HUSHED UP?!" Foxy stammered. "No way! You can't be suggesting we cover this up! If I cover up the crime, I'm an even bigger monster than I would be just for killing him! And besides, the authorities will come! They have to realize Philip won't be coming home! They'll launch an investigation!"
"Well- uh...we just keep the garbage chute from being investigated!" Ballora said, nodding hurriedly. "I know that sounds super wrong, but...but we definitely can't let anyone know about this!"
Foxy couldn't even believe what he was hearing. Were these two employees trying to hide the fact that Philip was dead now? Sure, Foxy didn't want to go to jail, but...covering up the murder would be even worse than committing it! Foxy could still feel the guilt from the murder on his shoulders, and he didn't need the guilt of a coverup adding to that weight. So he shook his head rapidly.
"No, no, somebody has to know, but...but I can't be found out! I just...I just..." Foxy stammered. His mind was conflicted. He wanted to avoid getting thrown in jail, but he didn't want to live with the coverup of a murder weighing on his shoulders. What was he meant to do? "...somebody has to find Philip's body! We can't just leave his corpse in the chute! That's an awful thing to do to someone!"
"We don't have other options, Foxy...I hate to say it, but we have to keep the corpse hidden in the chute." Freddy said, shrugging. "I mean, I feel bad for the guard and all, but...but I don't want to be dismantled, so we have to keep the evidence from reaching the hands of the company. Point is...
...we need to make sure nobody ever finds out that Philip died here."
...
...
...what?
Foxy gawked at Freddy. How could he suggest that? What kind of sick employee was this man, wanting to make sure the body of an innocent man was left inside a dumpster of a hole, never to be discovered? That was adding insult to injury!
"Don't say that!" Foxy said, and anger was starting to build inside him again. Freddy flinched and backed away, looking surprised to see Foxy so angry.
"Foxy? Wait, wait, don't get mad!" Ballora said, stepping over and putting her hands up, trying to be reassuring. "I mean, I know we've never killed guards before now, and I know covering up a murder is bad, but...but we have to do what we have to do to stay alive. At the end of the day, we're too different from those humans to ever be accepted. The only option, really...
...is to do whatever we can to avoid getting scrapped. Even if it means covering up an innocent guard's death."
...
...
...WHAT?
This was the point where Foxy seriously started to get horrified and furious over what he was wearing. Both of these employees were suggesting they cover up Philip's death and ensure nobody would find him. They didn't even seem nearly as conflicted over it as he was! They were just...moving on from it! Like it was nothing!
The whole time Foxy had been walking around with these employees, he had been under the impression that they were simple a couple of oddballs who were lucky enough to get a job here. Sure, they kept saying things Foxy didn't understand, seemed sure that they knew Foxy from somewhere, and were even getting excited over scaring and frightening guards inside the building.
But now Foxy understood. These weren't just oddballs. They were sick and depraved criminals. They scared and frightened guards, messed with Foxy's head, and now they were covering up murders.
And there was nobody, in and out of the world Foxy knew, that he hated more than that.
"...Foxy?" Ballora said, seeming to become confused when she saw the expression on Foxy's face change again. "Come on, pull yourself together! I know this is all bad, but we'll get through it together! Freddy's your friend, and I'm pretty sure I'm your friend now, too! Just take some deep breaths and maybe we can-"
And then, in a furious outburst, in the blink of an eye, in a boiling point reached so fast that neither Ballora nor Freddy could've seen it coming, Foxy raised his right hand and slapped Ballora across the face.
His hand clanged with the sound of metal against metal as his slap connected with Ballora's face, and she gasped in pained surprise and flinched, taking a step backwards from the shock.
"O-OW! Foxy, what on earth was-?!" Ballora sputtered, and she almost seemed ready to get angry at Foxy, but her angry expression was quailed the moment she saw Foxy yell again.
"Shut up!" Foxy yelled, louder than he ever had before. "You're sick! You're so sick! You and that employee in the bear costume just stand here and act like you can sit pretty and cover things up while the body of an innocent man lies abandoned in a trash chute?! That is-!" Foxy used a word that made Freddy and Ballora gasp. "-up! And you know what? You know what?! I-I'm SO done with this!"
And then Foxy pushed past them, shoving the ballerina aside and forcing himself past Freddy as he darted towards the kitchen door and threw it open with a clatter.
"F-Foxy, what are you doing?" Freddy stammered in disbelief.
"Foxy, what's the matter with you?! Where are you going?!" Ballora demanded, both in frustration and exasperation.
"You want to know where? To the NEAREST phone to dial three exact numbers: NINE, ONE, and ONE!" Foxy yelled back. "I'm going to tell them everything, but I'm going to make sure YOU TWO are the ones blamed for this crime! You'll be responsible for that man's death, not me!"
"WHAT?!" Ballora exclaimed.
"You're going to make the police c-come after us?! B-But why?!" Freddy sputtered.
Foxy stared at them. He took a deep breath in. Then he gave them one glare.
And then he smiled in furious satisfaction.
"It's what you deserve."
Foxy ran out the kitchen door.
Fssshh.
Water began to pour out of the faucet as he turned the handle. With every bit he turned the handle, the amount of water pouring out of the faucet increased. He stopped at an amount that he felt comfortable with, and he lowered his hands into the water. The water was ice-cold, but that was how he liked it. He rubbed his left hand, then his right hand, then back and forth a few more times. Stopping for a moment, he reached over and pressed the top of his soap dispenser. The soap poured onto his right hand, and he rubbed his hands together vigorously before moving them back underneath the faucet. He scrubbed his hands, getting right in between each finger.
He scrubbed the entirety of one of his fingers. Then a second. Then a third. All three fingers of his left hand were washed. He did the same with his right and was finished in due time.
He reached his right hand over and turned the handle the other way, and the water coming out of the faucet decreased until it had come to a quick stop.
He moves his hands over to the drying rack and dried his hands off, rubbing the towel over the fabric of his black hands and arms until he was sure they were dry.
When he was finally sure they were dry, he looked up and gazed into the mirror in front of him.
A white mask with red cheeks and purple tear streaks looked back at him.
Puppet had grown comfortable over the years to the way his mask looked when he looked back at it, gazing at the finer details of it in the mirror. His red cheeks looked silly but almost like a bit of a permanent blush, his tear tracks almost made it seem like he was crying even though he never felt ready to cry these days, and lipstick was painted onto the upper and lower mouth of the mask as if he was a girl.
Did I tell myself I was comfortable with this? Maybe...comfortable is the wrong word.
I guess I'm just...used to it.
Puppet turned and looked away from the mirror, walking away. He stepped through a doorway and entered another part of the place he called home, thinking to himself. He had squared away washing his hands, and now he was considering what to do next. He knew the night was still young, so he had plenty of time to make a decision and stick with it.
Puppet was also aware of just how many options he had. It had only been a little bit of time since he had gotten what he had applied for, and now the income he was earning was steady. Where he had ended up now was beginning to feel so much more like a home. From a start with almost nothing, Puppet had expanded his space rapidly, and now it was all he wanted and needed...at least, right then, it was. That meant that he now had so many different things he could do.
Puppet was almost ready to come to a consensus with himself over what he would do when he heard the sound of yelling.
It wasn't full-on yelling, as it was muffled by the considerable distance between where Puppet was and the rest of the building. But he could tell it was loud and that something was going on.
Puppet sighed. Had Freddy and Ballora gotten into another minor squabble again? Puppet wished that those two didn't do such things. He knew they were good friends, but whenever they got into a disagreement or a fight, it usually did involve the type of yelling Puppet could hear.
Sighing and shaking his head, Puppet walked through the place and over to his ladder.
Well, I suppose it'll be up to me to do some damage control. The last thing we need is for those two to be picking fights when Foxy still has yet to get here...
Puppet grasped the wooden ladder and began to make his ascent. The rungs of the wooden ladder made soft creaking noises with every step his thin, tapered legs took to ascend the ladder. The volume of the yelling only increased as he got closer to the surface. Puppet pondered what exactly Freddy and Ballora might have gotten upset over to be getting this rambunctious all of the sudden.
But oddly enough, the yelling ceased as Puppet neared the top. This made Puppet slightly more concerned as he saw the light from the lights high above start to filter into the hole.
After a little bit more climbing, Puppet finally reached the top of the ladder. He put his arms across the length of his blue and purple-striped box as he looked out of the box and out at the room in front of him.
When Puppet had first taken up residence at the location, he had positioned his box inside the room he was currently in: the auditorium. The auditorium, which he remembered was connected to the big hall and was on the opposite end of the big hallway from where Ballora's room was, was a fairly big room. The first second after Puppet emerged from his box allowed him to see a glimpse of the room around him: the walls covered in red and white stripes, the tables with stools to sit down at and eat, the rows and rows of movie theater style seating facing the stage in the corner, a wooden platform with backlighting to make it stand out. To the left of the seating and the stage was an entire wall painted red, with windows looking into the area that Puppet remembered was for children to play bumper boats. He hadn't seen any boats in the water when he had glanced into the bumper boats area next to the auditorium, but he had seen that it already had all the water in it.
Besides all of that, Puppet just saw his own giant blue and purple-striped present, which he had carried all the way to the auditorium and placed it exactly where it was now: against a wall on the opposite side of the room from the doorway leading into the bumper boats area.
However, after this first second passed, the next second came with something Puppet hadn't expected to hear.
"Gaah! What the hell?!"
Puppet, startled by this outburst, looked down towards the floor. Standing nearby his box and the miscellaneous wooden crates strewn around his box was...a white-colored metal fox with a pink muzzle and a metal tail, looking up at him in surprise and anxiety?
Wait a second.
"Oh! Foxy!" Puppet exclaimed, and he suddenly realized it: Foxy was here! He had arrived at the location, and with the suit change to boot. Puppet remembered his good friend telling him Foxy would look a bit different when he came, so Puppet had half-expected the change of appearance, but even so, Puppet was a bit surprised to see Foxy look a tad bit different from the red costume from the previous location.
"Oh, no...not another one of those co-workers! Listen, you, you'd better not be as crazy as those last two, or I-!" Foxy began.
"Huh?" Puppet said confusedly. What was the aggressive tone of voice coming from Foxy? Puppet had been expecting Foxy to be happy to see him, but he certainly looked far from that state of mind. "I don't think I'm hearing you correctly, Foxy. Hold on, let me climb down so we can talk face to face. It's been a while!"
"What?! No, no, stay up there! The last thing I need is for another depraved person to come over to me and-" Foxy was sputtering, but Puppet just ignored it. He figured maybe Foxy was having a day and was too harried to realize Puppet was there. As such, Puppet hoisted himself up, putting his legs over the box and dropping down to the checker-tile floor below. Once he landed, he strolled up to Foxy, who took a step back the moment Puppet approached.
"It's great to see you, Foxy! Guess they must've finished up the suit changes and checkups, huh? I found out as much." Puppet greeted, giving Foxy a wide smile and a nod. "Been quite a while since we've seen each other! Like the new place? I've already been shown around, and I have to say, this place isn't half-bad. Guess you've probably seen a bit of the place already, huh?" Puppet paused. "Oh, that's right. You're surprised to see me, aren't you? Well, the others were definitely just as surprised, and that makes sense, seeing as I didn't warn any of you that I would be coming."
"Surprised?! What do you think, pal?! The last thing I wanted to see was another one of you crazy co-workers!" Foxy exclaimed, scowling. "The last two were bad, but just by looking at you, I can tell you're even worse then they are! Well, stay away from me. I'm warning you."
Puppet was even more befuddled to hear Foxy talking to him like this. Of course, it had been months since he and Foxy had last seen or spoken to each other, but even still, Puppet was surprised. Sure, he had mentally prepared himself for the reality that Foxy might have changed since he had last seen him, but he hadn't anticipated this much of a harsh greeting.
"What's...up with you, Foxy?" Puppet said, and he dropped the happy tone. "Hey, I know it's been a while, but you don't have to greet me with such hostility. Plus, it's been such a nice night so far. Very peaceful and quiet. I was thinking that once you got here, you and I and the others could start planning what we'll do in this new place, but...I'm having second thoughts about it, seeing as you're being kind of out-of-order right now."
"Out-of-order? Don't give me that! If anyone's out-of-order in this place, it's you and those other two co-workers!" Foxy said, clenching his fists and taking another step back. "Yeah, don't think I don't know about those other co-workers! You wanna know what they just did? They just pushed an innocent man down a garbage chute to his death and they were about to cover it up!"
Puppet's eyes widened. Two co-workers? Wait...that yelling from earlier had reminded Puppet of Freddy and Ballora's squabbles. Was Foxy referring to them? If so, that would mean...they pushed a guard into a chute? And he died? And they were going to cover it up? Puppet had to admit that if this was true, he was surprised, and even a little appalled.
"Huh...? Wait...Foxy, are you talking about Freddy and Ballora? Oh no...did they get carried away with their whole 'guard-scaring' thing and actually seriously do something bad to a guard?" Puppet asked.
"Seriously bad doesn't begin to cover it, pal! They pretty much signed that man's death warrant!" Foxy shouted, clenching his fists. "And...wait a second. Wait just a minute. You know about those two?! But then, that has to mean that you're in cahoots with them! Why else would you know of their guard scaring?!"
Puppet made a face and shook his head. "Foxy, that's stuff and nonsense. I told you all those years before, I don't approve of the guard scaring you and the others do and I never will. It's not my cup of tea."
"All those years before...?" Foxy said, and he paused. Then his strange state of anger returned. "That's what's 'stuff and nonsense' here, pal! I've literally never seen you before in my entire life! And come on, you throw out all this 'I don't approve of it' bull hockey and expect me to believe it when you're buddy-buddy with those other two?! I'm not stupid, masked weirdo!"
Puppet was reeling internally from what he was hearing. What registered to him first was the insults. Masked weirdo? Now that was just hurtful. Puppet had never heard Foxy refer to him that way before. And then there was the fact that Foxy had seemed sure that he and Puppet had never met. But that was wrong, and Puppet knew that. They had known each other well back at the last location they were at together, and Puppet didn't think that Foxy would just forget about all that time they spent together. Maybe this was a different Foxy...? But Puppet didn't believe that. This Foxy had the same voice as the one he knew. He didn't believe that it was a different one.
"What's...wrong with you, Foxy? How could you say all those things? I...I thought you remembered me." Puppet said, trying to come up with a response in his state of confusion and hurt feelings.
That was when Foxy, still looking to be seething with anger, marched right up to Puppet and jabbed a finger at Puppet, looking directly into his eyes with a malicious glare.
"That's what those other two said, and I know in my heart that it's all a bunch of lies! But you know what?! I will remember you long enough to make sure you and those other two are thrown into jail! Forever!"
Puppet didn't even respond. What...what was the matter with Foxy? Why was he entertaining the notion of getting Puppet jailed? That was absurd! Puppet knew he hadn't done anything deserving of jail time. Why was Foxy being this way to him?
But before he could decide on a proper response, he became aware of footstep noises rapidly approaching the auditorium.
And then, from the big doorway that led into the room, Ballora and Freddy came running in. Puppet felt a small sense of relief. He was glad the other two were here. He hoped that they could explain what was going on with Foxy.
"There you are, Foxy!" Freddy called, looking both scared and relieved.
"Puppet! Hey! I'm glad to see you. We need your help." Ballora said, running over to Puppet with a serious look. "Something's seriously wrong with Foxy."
"Hey, Ballora. And, uh...I surmised as much with the way he's been talking to me." Puppet said, giving her a friendly nod. "He's acting like he doesn't remember me and he said he was going to get me thrown in jail!"
"I know! He's been treating me and Freddy the exact same way!" Ballora said, her brows furrowing. "I tried to get through to him, but he just...slapped me!"
Puppet blinked. "He...slapped you...?"
"He did." Freddy answered worriedly. "And then he said he was going to call the police and get us arrested! And I don't know why!"
"Me neither! He's been acting off since the moment he got here. At first I was sure he was just trying to joke around and pretend, but...now I'm not so sure anymore." Ballora said, a conflicted look passing across her face.
Foxy, whose eyes had been looking back and forth at the others for some time, finally opened his mouth. "HEY!" He shouted, and Puppet and the others snapped to attention immediately. "Why did you two freaks follow me?! Get away from me! I'm not letting you get in the way of me making sure you get punished for the death of that man!"
"Foxy, s-stop this! I don't understand why you're doing this!" Freddy said, looking hurt. "We just wanted to scare that guard! We didn't even push him down the chute! That was you!"
Puppet considered what he was hearing. So it was true. There was a security guard here, and he really had been pushed down a chute. But then Puppet was surprised to hear new information he had not been given before.
"Wait...did you just say Foxy was the one who pushed a security guard into the garbage chute?" Puppet stammered, narrowing his eyes. "But Foxy's been telling me the whole time that you two were the ones who did it."
"What?! No! We didn't do anything like that!" Ballora said, looking frustrated. "Foxy was the one who marched up and shoved him into the hole! We didn't even have a part in it besides trying to fool around and terrify the guard!"
"F-Foxy...you've been telling Puppet lies...?" Freddy stuttered, looking even more hurt and offended.
Foxy seemed to grit his metal animatronic teeth. "Who cares about that?! The point is that I'm going to find that damn phone, wherever it is! And when I do, I'll tell the police everything they need to hear! And once they break in here and find you all, this will all be over!"
Puppet made an even wider face of surprise. "Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that not only did you lie to me and blame Freddy and Ballora for a murder they didn't commit, but now you're going to phone the police and get them caught and likely dismantled for it? But...but...why?!"
"Yeah, why?!" Ballora said, throwing her arms out exasperatedly. "Where is all this hatred and false blame coming from?! Why have you been treating us like strangers?! Why do you keep acting like we don't live here?! Why do you suddenly want to get out of this place after we just got here?! And why...why did you slap me and yell at me just for trying to console you?! I thought we were friends, Foxy!"
Foxy paused. He seemed to be considering Ballora's words, and Puppet hoped that this would be the start of Foxy finally realizing he had gone too far, and dropping whatever cruel act he was putting on right now. Puppet thought that if Foxy just cut this out right now, maybe the night could finally go back to normal.
Instead, he saw Foxy's face twist into an expression of deeper rage.
"Friends? Friends?! After all the crap you've done, you think we're friends?! That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard this entire night, and I've heard enough ridiculous things tonight to fill several books!" Foxy shouted, his voice penetrating the entire room. "Since you don't seem to get it, let me make it clear! We are NOT friends! We never HAVE been friends! We never WILL be friends! You're nothing more than a bunch of strange co-workers with some warped ideas of fun and an attitude that covering up murders is somehow okay! That's all I need to see to know that you two, and probably the mask man as well, are awful, awful people! And you know where awful people belong?! Behind BARS! And that's where you'll be going!"
"Errrgh!" Ballora said, and she seemed to be losing her temper as well. "All this talk about throwing us in jail! And for what?! A murder we didn't even commit?! Sure, I said we should cover it up, and I know that's messed up, but what did you expect me to say?! Our situation is different! We can't just reveal these kinds of things to the public! We'll get way worse than being jailed! And yet you want to go around, point fingers, and throw all the blame onto us when it was YOUR fault?! Why?! Just why, Foxy?! You know that it was all your fault!"
Foxy once again paused. His anger seemed to disappear, but the tenseness of the situation didn't leave.
"I do know that."
The animatronics made expressions of bewilderment at this piece of information.
"H-Huh? But then...why are you-" Freddy began confusedly.
"I said it before...and I'll say it again. I am NOT going to jail. No way, no how. I will never let that happen." Foxy said, and instead of anger, his voice was laced with a kind of forceful decisiveness. "It was wrong to kill that man, yes. And I still don't know how or why I did it without even wanting to or telling my mind to do it. But what I do know is that the consequences are severe. And I can't face them. I won't." Foxy looked at them more sharply. "But somebody has to go jail. And I've got the perfect three candidates standing right in front of me."
Puppet was floored, more so than he had been the entire time. "What is the matter with you, Foxy?! Freddy and I have been your friends for the long haul, and even Ballora had been getting along great with you for the brief time you knew her! And after all of that, you just want to throw us all under the bus?"
"Yeah. I do want to throw you all under the bus." Foxy said, his face determined. "That's just how life is. You go through however you can, trying to do the right thing if possible. But when you take a misstep and fall under the bus as it backs up? Well...either you can accept that it's going to run you over...or you can make someone else take your place under that bus instead. And that's what I know I have to do." Foxy raised his hand, pointing a finger at himself. "I may as well just admit it! I messed up badly today! I went unconscious in the bathroom and missed my entire first day! I'm in here at night when I'm not supposed to be! Being here makes me a prime suspect for several different doors being boarded up! And now, on top of all of that, I'm guilty of something worse than any of those things...
"...Murder."
The way Foxy said it was laced with guilt. It was like it was all so heavy on him.
"So after all of that, here comes the bus. It's backing up, primed and ready to flatten me for all of the reprehensible things I have done or seemed to have done." Foxy continued. "And I could just lay there and let it happen. But there's no way I ever will. I didn't get this far in life, and go through so much, just to have it all come crashing down at the worst possible moment. I have to get by. And that means I have to do whatever it takes to survive. And when three perfectly good suspects to blame for a murder are right in front of you, well...then you know exactly who can take your place underneath that bus.
Foxy pointed a finger at all three of them.
"So that's why all three of you, tonight, are going to jail. You're going to take that jail cell meant for me. And while you're down in the dumps, being flattened by the bus...I'll be making a clean getaway. And then I can return back to my normal life, and pretend this never happened...yes, that's how it should be. And that's how I'm going to make it, once I finally contact the authorities. So...
"...make this nice and easy. And get out of my way."
A stunned silence persisted for half a minute after this sentence.
Puppet had to process it all. So this was how Foxy was thinking. He would get them all blamed for a crime, and tossed into the slammer, while he got away scot-free. He wouldn't accept covering it up, and he wouldn't accept getting found out. All he would accept was cutting down others on his way to freedom.
This was all wrong. So, so, wrong. Not for a second could Puppet believe that he was talking to Foxy, his good friend Foxy who would never even dream of doing this. And yet here he was...doing it.
"Oh, that is it! What is your problem, Foxy?!" Ballora said, being the first to speak after a small period of silence. "You seemed like such a nice guy when I met you, and after all of the things I've heard that you and the others went through, I thought you cared! But I guess all the friendships you had meant nothing, huh?!"
"Friendships that you say existed, but didn't actually exist." Foxy said, narrowing his eyes. "There was never any such thing. I know that. I don't even know any of you, but I know you all enough to surmise that you'll make some good stepping stones on the path to a quick escape. Now get out of my way."
"I don't understand...I j-just don't understand...it's like you don't even remember any of us! Or any of the good times we've had!" Freddy said, and he stepped forwards. "I mean...how could you not remember me, Foxy? Aren't we...aren't we best friends?"
Foxy gave Freddy a cold stare. "No. Not at all. I know the suit you're wearing, of course. I've seen quite a few Freddy models at the past locations, but not once have I seen anyone like you. Now get out of my way!"
But Freddy didn't budge. He stepped forwards more than before. "Can't you even remember why we look different, Foxy? You look different too, after all! You got a new suit and I did as well! It was all a part of the company's plan to relocate us here!"
This finally made Foxy drop his cold glare, and for the first time in a bit, the fox looked genuinely taken aback.
"Wait...yes. That is right. Both the Foxy and Freddy models were upgraded to accommodate this location." Foxy said, seeming to ponder this. But then his gaze of anger returned. "But what does it matter? You're not a friend I've ever known. You're just some oddball of a man wearing a Freddy suit. You're nothing to me. Now get out of my way."
"No! No, I won't." Freddy said, and he spread his arms out as Ballora and Puppet looked on. "I refuse to accept that this is you, Foxy! I'm not getting out of the way! Not until you remember me again!"
Foxy seemed to become frustrated. "Enough with that crap. Didn't you hear me? Get out of the way!"
Freddy shuddered a bit, but shook his head. "No. I won't."
Foxy gritted his teeth again, and his voice rose into a yell. "I said move! Now! I won't ask you again!"
"I won't. I'm staying by your side until we can work this out and figure out why you don't remember any of us! After all...friends don't abandon friends!"
Foxy was seething. Puppet could see that Foxy's anger was gradually beginning to rise again, threatening to reach breaking point.
"All this talk about how we're supposedly friends, and yet I don't know you! I've NEVER known you!"
"That's not true!" Freddy said, shaking his head and holding his arms out wider.
"Oh, really?" Foxy said, and a gleam came into his eye. "Fine, then why don't we prove it? Take off your suit head and show me your real face! THEN we'll see who's failing to recognize the other here!"
Freddy looked taken aback to be asked such a thing. "W-What? But that's crazy talk! The suit head doesn't come off!"
"Oh, yes, it does! And it's about time it finally did!" Foxy said. "Now take it off!"
Freddy, still looking confused, shook his head. "I...I..." He shook his head again. "...No."
Foxy seemed to snap. "You just don't know when to quit talking back to me, do you? Hmph...you know what?! Fine! If you won't do it yourself...then I'll do it FOR you!"
When Puppet heard this line, he hadn't been prepared to see what would happen next. He gasped audibly as Foxy dived at Freddy and grabbed him around the neck. Ballora gasped even louder as Foxy began to tug hard at Freddy's head, appearing to be trying to rip the bear's head off.
"Gggh...Hrrgh...get...off!" Foxy growled as he pulled and pulled, but Puppet could see that despite how hard Foxy seemed to be tugging, Freddy's head stayed firmly attached to his neck.
"OW! STOP! PLEASE!" Freddy yelled in pain, and the bear thrashed desperately on the spot, trying as hard as he could to push Foxy off of him. Freddy tried to use his arms to grab Foxy's wrists, but Foxy resisted the push of Freddy's arms as he kept pulling.
Puppet stepped forwards. He couldn't allow this to go on. Didn't Foxy understand that he was close to ripping Freddy's head off with this behavior?
But he wasn't able to voice his concerns, as Ballora beat him to the punch. The ballerina raced over and shoved Foxy off from the side, and this force seemed unexpected enough to Foxy that he finally lost his grip and stumbled backwards. Freddy, looking relieved to be released from Foxy's grip, stepped back and started massaging his neck anxiously.
"H-Hey! Why'd you do that?! I wasn't finished!" Foxy yelled, looking disoriented and frustrated at Ballora for shoving him.
"You need to stop it, Foxy! Why on earth would you attempt to rip off Freddy's head? Are you trying to decapitate him or something?!" Ballora chastised, wagging her finger at Foxy. "Keep your hands to yourself!"
"Shut it! You don't get to tell me what I can and can't do, criminal!" Foxy said, shaking his head vigorously. "But I don't get it...why won't this guy's suit head come off, either? Is it as stuck to his suit as mine is?" Foxy sighed. "Fine, then forget trying to see if I recognize him. What about you, huh?" Foxy pointed at Ballora. "Why don't you take off your suit head and show me what you really look like? If he can't do it, maybe you can!"
Ballora made a face. "Excuse me? Foxy, that's not how that works! We don't just take our suit heads off! And what 'real face' are you even talking about? You're looking at my real face right now!"
"You're resistant to showing your face too, huh?" said Foxy, clenching his fists. "Fine, then I'll do it for you as well! Your head's smaller, so if the guy with the bear suit head can't get it to come off, maybe yours can! Come here!"
Puppet gasped and ran forwards as soon as he saw Foxy dive at Ballora and get a hold on her neck as well. But Foxy barely had a hold and started tugging before Ballora reacted.
By screaming a bloodcurdling scream that emanates through the whole room.
As soon as Ballora screamed, Foxy actually looked alarmed, and as Puppet approached intending to pull Foxy off of Ballora, Foxy let go of his own initiative and stepped back, his eyes wide. Puppet looked over at Foxy to see...remorse. For the first time since Foxy had started to act weird towards them and yell at them, Puppet could see Foxy was feeling regretful.
"How dare you try to rip my head off, Foxy! What's wrong with you?!" Ballora screamed, looking furious as she rubbed her neck and glared at Foxy.
Foxy looked shaken up at that moment. He stuttered a bit. "I-I'm...I'm really sorry, I...I didn't think that would..." He said. And then he paused. His eyes widened, and he shook his head rapidly and resumed his angry expression. "No. No, no, no! What am I doing, giving apologies out like candy to you people, after learning that you think covering up murders is alright?! There's no way I'd ever cooperate with you people!" He stepped back. "Especially considering you act like you know me, but you won't take off your suit heads and show me who any of you are! And then when I try to take off your suit heads myself..." Foxy's sentence trailed off, and the pink-white fox stared at the floor for a brief moment as if contemplating the situation. "...they just don't come off. Why...just, why? Why are your suit heads so firmly stuck on your heads? I thought I could just pull them off, but...but none of them will come off. Mine won't come off, either...but why is that? I've seen the suits before, they're always easy to put on and take off, so...so..."
Foxy looked back up at the animatronics. He seemed to stare for a moment at Ballora's face, and then Freddy's face. Something seemed to occur to him.
Puppet watched with a mixture of apprehension and anxiousness. What was Foxy doing now? So far he had, for some reason Puppet still couldn't fathom, attempted to decapitate them. Puppet still didn't understand why Foxy was being the way he was, but from the looks Foxy was giving them, he prepared himself for the possibility that it might all get even worse.
"...THAT'S IT! Why didn't I think of that before?" Foxy suddenly burst out and yelled, wide-eyed and contemplative. "It's such a simple method! I could've done it for the security guard if he was still alive..."
Ballora gave Foxy an odd look. "Foxy, what are you-?"
"Open your faceplates."
Foxy said this very suddenly and quickly, and he became serious again as he stepped closer to Puppet, Ballora, and Freddy.
"Huh?" Ballora stammered, looking confused. "Open my faceplates? But why?"
"To show me your real face!" Foxy said. "Even if the suit head is stuck on there, your face should be visible if you press the unlock buttons and open your faceplates! Come on, do it, and then we'll see if I really am supposed to know who any of you are!"
"But that's crazy! I don't want to open my faceplates and show the ugly machinery beneath! I have to keep up my fabulous appearance!" Ballora argued.
Foxy rolled his eyes. "Is it really that hard, princess? Fine, then how about you do it!" He pointed at Freddy, who stared when the attention was suddenly drawn to him.
"M-Me?" Freddy stammered. "I d-don't know about that...I don't really like what's on the inside of the-"
"Just do it! You want me to remember who the hell you are, right?! Then do it!" Foxy demanded.
"Wait, stop. There's really no need to-" Puppet cut in. This was all crazy talk to him. They didn't need to open the faceplates, that would be way too drastic of a move.
But Freddy, who was staring at Foxy, looked resigned and nodded. Reaching up with his right hand, Freddy pressed a button on his cheek, then a button on his other cheek. Each button press caused a small click to play, which Puppet realized was the sound of the mechanized locks unlocking parts of the faceplates.
Ballora seemed to realize that too, and she looked shocked. "Wait, Freddy, don't-!" Ballora called, reaching out a hand in horror as Freddy pressed the button just above his nose.
CLANG!
Ballora screamed and stumbled back as Freddy's face suddenly opened up. His faceplates shot back, the metal opening like a door with many panels. Foxy, looking satisfied, leaned forwards to take a closer look...
...and then gasped and gave a look of disbelief.
Hidden beneath Freddy's faceplates was the grey, metallic face of his endoskeleton, with small white teeth as part of a straight, uneven metal jaw. It was flat and less wide and there was not a trace of human skin or features anywhere inside the metal.
Puppet and Ballora, who had both seemed to have been expecting to see the strange endoskeleton face beneath, recoiled with horrified looks.
Puppet had seen this before. He had once seen the underlying endoskeleton of a Funtime costume, and he had never liked it. Endoskeletons were never made to look pretty or appealing, of course, but there was something about Funtime endoskeletons that always made him feel...uneasy. He glanced at Ballora and she had a similar expression of horror and distaste.
But when he looked at Foxy, not only was there horror etched onto the fox's face...there was also surprise and fear there as well.
"What?! Huh?! But that's...that's an endoskeleton!" Foxy stuttered, and he stepped back in shock, slowly starting to shake his head. "Where's the human face? There should be one right beneath the faceplates!"
Freddy's eyes widened, and he quickly reached his hand behind his faceplates and pressed a few more buttons with his fingers. CLANG! went the metal plates again as they moved back into place, snapping and locking into formation and bringing back the more charming and sleek appearance from before. "What's...what's wrong, Foxy?" Freddy asked, speaking again once all of his faceplates were back in place.
"You're...you're...you're..." Foxy stammered. "...an animatronic!"
This response got incredulous looks out of Puppet and Ballora.
"Huh? You mean you didn't already know that we're all animatronics here? Foxy, that's the weirdest thing of all. I thought you already knew!" Ballora said, making a face in confusion.
"You're an animatronic, too?!" Foxy sputtered, his eyes swiveling to gawk at Ballora. And then he looked over at Puppet. "W-Wait, what about you? Are you a-?"
"Uh, yes?" Puppet answered, raising an eyebrow. "I'm not sure how this is news to you, Foxy."
"So...all three of you...you're animatronics!" said Foxy, making a loud exclamation. "All this time I thought you were just odd employees sent to wear mascot costumes and entertain kids, like me...but it was all a trick! This can't be real...it can't be! But then...the rumors! All the rumors I've heard before...I've heard all the stories of animatronics acting out of order and moving around at night and scaring away any security guard that applied for a position at a Fazbear location! I thought it was all just crazy fabrications made by people trying to make money off of gullible bystanders! But...but it's true! You're living and aware animatronics! And if that's the case, then..." Foxy's face morphed back into anger, this time much more righteous then before. "Then that means you've all been participating in scaring the life out of guards and making them traumatized enough to run away! All three of you are part of the problem!"
"What problem do you mean, Foxy? Come on, we may frighten guards with our antics, but we've never physically harmed a guard, much less went and killed them!" Ballora argued, throwing her arms down.
"Yeah! We only do that to play around 'cause we like having friends to mess with, and guards are pretty easy to mess with." Freddy said, nodding. "But why are you acting like that's a bad thing, Foxy? You participated in fooling around with guards just as much as I do!"
"He's got a point. Why is it that there's so many good times you seem to have forgotten about?" Puppet questioned, crossing his arms. "It's like you whipped all of what you've done before from your brain. But why?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up! I am so done hearing all three of you parrot the same talking point about how we supposedly were friends before!" Foxy shouted. "But that's bull hockey! I know what you all are now: machines, wandering in places you're not supposed to wander through! I've never mingled with the robots, no matter which Fazbear location I've worked in! And guess what?! I'll never be friends with a bunch of machines that make their living terrifying innocent men and women trying to get a job here! Forget about it! And...and...and..." Foxy gripped the sides of his head. "And how can you go on and tell me I helped you scare guards?! I've never done that! Ever! I've never stooped as low as any of you mechanical freaks! You're just obstacles and it's time you moved out of my path! So get out! Get out of my way! I'm doing what I set out to do and getting the police to bring this all to a close!"
Foxy stepped forwards again, but he only walked a few paces when Freddy spoke up again.
"But you did help us scare guards! We did it all together! And we never did it to hurt people...we were just messing with all the humans that come in here for fun! Can't you draw from those memories? After all...
...you're an animatronic just as much as we are, Foxy!"
THAT remark made Foxy stop in his tracks again. He had an expression on his face that caught Puppet's eye.
"W-W-What?" Foxy stammered incredulously. "Wait a second. Do you seriously believe I'm an animatronic, too? Is that why none of you will ever stop heckling me?"
"What's with that tone? Foxy, you seriously didn't forget that you're an animatronic too, right?" Ballora replied, frowning. "Come on, that's as basic as basic information gets!"
Foxy stared. And then he shook his head.
"Wait, wait...I see what this is! This whole time I should've realized...you all think I'm Foxy the animatronic! Your guard-scaring accomplice! Well, I'm NOT!"
"What are you saying, Foxy...?" Freddy questioned both confusedly and worriedly.
"I'm saying you've made a mistake! I'm no animatronic! I'm not Foxy the pirate!" Foxy shouted, taking another step forwards. "Truth be told, I've visited many Fazbear-affiliated locations over the years, and I've heard so many rumors about guards being scared out of the pizzerias every night! Only now do I know that they're real...but you've got it all wrong! I'm not an animatronic! I'm a human in a suit, and my name is...it's...my name is..."
Foxy paused again. His mouth kept opening and closing as if what he wanted to say what on the tip of his metaphorical tongue, but he just wasn't saying it.
"...I still can't remember my name! But that doesn't matter! I'm still a human and I'm NOT some animatronic! I never have been! I...I'm not..."
And then Puppet, Freddy, and Ballora all looked in in astonishment as Foxy began to back away. Sparks began to shoot out of Foxy's ears. His head, which had been still before, began to twitch, becoming more sporadic overtime. His eyes began to roll, occasionally disappearing into his eyelids, as his body shook and tumbled.
"I'm-I'm-I'm-" Foxy repeated over and over, and now it sounded like he was imitating a broken record. "I'm not an- not an- not an animatronic- I'm not- not an- I'm not- animatronic- an anima- I'm-"
"What's wrong with Foxy?! He's breaking up!" Freddy sputtered.
"Wait just a second..." Ballora mumbled, and then she gasped. "That's it! I should've known! Foxy...he's broken!"
"Broken?" Puppet repeated, raising a porcelain eyebrow connected to his mask.
"W-Wait...yeah! I see it now! He's glitching out!" Freddy exclaimed.
"Yeah! And really badly, from the looks of things!" Ballora added, her face hardening. "So this whole time we haven't even been talking to the Foxy we know! Something's happened with him- and I dunno what- but his body seems all out of wack and he doesn't seem anything like himself! There has to be some kind of bug or glitch or error or...or whatever inside him that's making him act this way!"
"That actually makes...a lot of sense. A whole lot of sense!" Freddy agreed. "But then, how do we fix all this?"
"I think I know." Puppet answered, raising his voice. "If you're right, Ballora- and I really think you are- then we can't let this glitch persist in Foxy's body anymore. We're going to need to tinker around with him and see if we can diagnose and deal with the problem."
"Yeah, that's a good idea! Then we can undo whatever inside him caused this big mess!" Ballora responded, looking determined. "Come on, you two! Let's do this! Puppet, Freddy, you both pin Foxy down while he's too bugged out to resist! I'll open his plates and see if I can fix the issue!"
"You got it!" Freddy agreed readily.
"I'll help as much as I can." Puppet added. He meant that. He wanted to get back to talking to the Foxy he knew and appreciated, so he figured he'd lend a hand in fixing whatever bugs and glitches plagued Foxy from the inside.
Their malfunctioning friend standing in front of them seemed to hear what they were planning to do.
"N- N- No! Stay- St- Stay away f- f- fro- from me- me- me!" His mouth yelled in a garbled fashion.
But Puppet felt determined not to back down in helping Foxy out, and Ballora and Freddy looked the same way. They began to approach, steadily closing the gap between them and Foxy without breaking out into a run. Foxy backed away, which seemed hard for him to do through all the glitching out he was experiencing. He bumped into tables and stumbled backwards over stools as he moved away from them, trying to keep the distance between them the same.
He moved more and more, backing onto the wooden stage that stood at the corner of the room. Puppet and the others kept up their approach, knowing they were backing Foxy into a corner and would be able to get him into a good position soon.
Indeed, it took some time, but once the glitching out pink-white fox bumped into the wall behind him at the very corner of the stage, it was then that his buggy self seemed conscious that he had backed himself into a corner. His glitchiness seemed to heighten as his yells for them to stay away became more frequent. He tried to move again, but was stopped short of doing so. By the time the Fox had realized his mistake, the other animatronics had already closed the distance and formed a semi-circle around Foxy, preventing his glitchy self from fleeing.
And then, when there position was secured, they went for it.
"NOW!" Ballora called, pointing right at Foxy.
Puppet and Freddy wasted no time running up to Foxy, and they both grabbed hold of one of Foxy's arms. Foxy let out a garbled yell and began to struggle to escape. His escape attempts were in vain, however; he was still far too broken to know how to struggle properly. Puppet knew he wasn't providing much help due to his long arms being much thinner than Freddy's thick and bulky arms, and he could tell from the concentration on Freddy's face that the bear was doing most of the work here. Despite that, Puppet still held on tight, trying his best to help Freddy out.
No sooner had the two of them gotten a hold on Foxy then Ballora had darted behind Foxy. Reaching her hands out, Puppet heard clicks as Ballora pressed the plate unlock buttons on the back of Foxy's torso. Puppet craned his neck while maintaining his position, looking to see Ballora hit the final button. Foxy's backplate opened right up with a CLANG, revealing the mechanical insides. Puppet could see Ballora visibly look discomforted by seeing more endoskeleton parts, but she seemed too determined to let them get in her way.
Puppet and Ballora both could see the stuff behind Foxy know. Behind his endoskeleton was some sort of control panel contraption. A black screen glowed with green-colored code and information. Several knobs, small switches, and buttons were set below the screen.
Ballora immediately began tapping the screen to get things done.
"Alright...the best way to find out the problem is to get a status report! System status check, go!" Ballora said, tapping a line of text on the screen. A loading bar appeared on screen and filled up. Ballora waited for the bar to reach full while Freddy and Puppet maintained their grip. Foxy continued to struggle, but he wasn't any closer to getting out of their grip then he had been before.
The system status report finally showed up, appearing on-screen. Puppet wasn't close enough to get a good look at what it was saying, but Ballora was, and she squinted at it before gasping audibly.
"Ah-ha! I've found the problem!" Ballora reported, nodding.
"Really?! What is it?" Freddy asked excitedly as he slightly adjusted his grip on Foxy's left arm.
"His anti-virus systems are offline! It says so right on this status check!" Ballora explained, pointing at something on the screen.
"Wait, really? That's pretty bad." Puppet responded. "We depend on those anti-virus systems to protect us from foreign software. Without them, we're easy prey for any malicious invaders. They could upload themselves right into the cloud and we wouldn't be able to stop them."
"Yeah, exactly! I can't understand why the anti-virus systems are turned off! Unless it was some kind of stupid goof made by the company." Ballora theorized, frowning. "Well, whatever the reason is, there's no way we can just let Foxy get by without it! I'm turning it back on!"
Puppet kept a hold on Foxy right as he saw Ballora start furiously tapping more lines of text and options on the screen. "And press that...check that box...get confirmation...alright! All it needs now is a restart to process the system update!" Ballora exclaimed. "Here goes!"
And with one final reaching out of her arm, Puppet saw Ballora put a finger over a button and press it down firmly.
No sooner had they pressed it than Foxy stopped. His thrashing came to a halt, his glitching and head twitching ceasing along with it. The sparks coming out of his ears stopped coming. His eyes dimmed, their glow leaving them.
And though Puppet was in no position to see the screen properly, he knew from experience that right now, the screen on the back of Foxy's torso would be reading:
Commencing System Restart...
Dark.
So very dark.
Surrounding his vision was just darkness. Nothing to be seen. He could hear muffled noises around him, but nothing discernible. He didn't know what he was hearing or what was going on that he couldn't see.
And he couldn't move. He just couldn't move.
He heard a muffled sound somewhere behind him, as if somebody closed a hatch.
And then, with a sudden flash, blue text started to flash across the darkness.
Finishing Restart...
22%...
65%...
100%...
Complete!
Activating...
Foxy opened his eyes.
He saw, in front of him, a wide room. He realized that he was on his feet, standing on a wooden stage in the corner of the room. Three familiar people were nearby, standing back but keeping their attention focused on him. They looked hopeful.
Foxy paused. He almost willed himself to speak but his mind had a different desire. It wanted to check and make sure it was really him.
Raising his right hand, Foxy gazed at his fingers. His metallic white fingers with painted nails and a general sense of polish. Little by little, he tested his hand. He flexed one finger, than another, than another. Then he flexed all of his fingers at once. Moving his gaze over, he raised his left hand and did the same.
He could move them. When he wanted to will his hands and fingers to move, they would.
He looked down at his legs. He took a small step forward. Then back. Then a few steps from side to side. They also permitted him to move them.
It was true. He could see, he could move, he could feel. He was back. Truly and finally back.
He looked up, facing the three animatronics standing right in front of him, watching him test things out.
"...I'm here! I'm really here! I'm in control of myself!" Foxy exclaimed, suddenly finding his voice. "Then that must mean we've made it! We're at our new home! We really made it..."
"Did we do it? Is Foxy fixed? Does he remember us?" Said an earnest and eager voice, and Foxy saw it was coming out of a pink-white bear. Freddy.
"Wait, wait, wait! We need to test him!" Said a girly and childish voice. It was coming out of a blue and white ballerina. Ballora. She marched up to Foxy and pointed at him. "Foxy! What were we talking about yesterday?"
"...Huh? Oh!" Foxy stammered, only just realizing he was here talking to his friends. "Uh, we were going on about our interests? You mentioned you liked dancing and playing piano, and I told you about what kind of stuff me and my friends did everyday and-"
Ballora didn't even hesitate. Foxy suddenly felt his entire body slammed in a hug. Ballora had hugged him. He saw Freddy move and now the pink-white bear was joining in the hug too.
"It's Foxy! He actually remembers us! We did it! We fixed the bug!" Ballora cheered, a wide smile on her face.
"Oh, happy days! It really worked!" Freddy celebrated, grinning a huge grin.
"Woah! Uh, hey...hey, guys! Sorry for the silence, my...memory's only now beginning to clear up." Foxy suddenly found himself saying as his memories returned to him in a rush. "I turned myself off and waited to get the suit change so I could join you guys at the new location!" He looked around, noticing all the details of the room. "Are we here? Did we make it?"
"We sure did! Welcome to Circus Baby's Pizza World!" Ballora replied, stepping back and stretching out her arms. "It's my home and now it's your home! And it's probably the best place I've ever lived in! Yes, that is bias. I will admit that." She smirked.
"So the transfer was successful! Awesome!" Foxy exclaimed, grinning. He looked at Freddy, who had only now broken off from the hug. "Hey, Freddy! Great to see you again! You're here, just like you said you'd be, huh?"
"That's right! You made it, Foxy! Everyone's here." Freddy said, nodding quickly and enthusiastically. "And look! You've got your new costume!"
"Yeah, I see it. I honestly feel okay with it. Not quite what was I was expecting or wanting, but I can roll with a costume like this." Foxy said, and he turned his head and gazed at Ballora. "Hey, Ballora! Good seeing you again! For the second time, you know! Heh. So, this is your home, huh?"
"Mmm-hmm! Well, part of it, anyway." Ballora answered. "I'm glad to be talking to you again, Foxy! The real you."
Foxy's grin vanished a little. "The real me? What does that-?" But his question was cut short. He saw black and white in his peripheral vision and stopped, then looked over. Someone familiar was standing there, someone Foxy hadn't seen for a while...
"So...am I speaking to the good old Foxy I know?" Came a casual and focused male voice from a slender black marionette with a white mask. Puppet.
"Puppet?! You're here, too?" Foxy sputtered in happy surprise, and he moved closer to the marionette. "I didn't know you were coming! It's been so long! How have you been?"
"Oh, besides the little debacle today, I'm right as rain. It's been very good to see Freddy again, and meeting Ballora has been good as well. And on top of that, now I'm talking to the you I really know. I'm happy for that." Puppet responded.
"To the me you really know...?" Foxy repeated, his grin once again faltering a bit. "I don't really understand what you're talking about."
The animatronics' smiles of relief also faltered a bit when Foxy said this.
"Oooh, seems like he doesn't remember what happened. Guess whatever was infecting him had complete control." Ballora muttered, looking thoughtful.
"Do we tell him...?" Freddy questioned unsurely.
"Eh, I say we tell him. He deserves to know what happened." Puppet contributed calmly.
"Yeah, fair point. I'll tell him." Ballora agreed, nodding at Puppet and looking back at Foxy. "Foxy, something kinda bad happened when you got here. You, uh...weren't yourself. You were being controlled."
"...Controlled?" Foxy stammered. This was new. He hadn't even been aware of this. But then again... "...Wait. I...I remember something. Right before I woke up, there was this weird period of time where I thought I was awake, but all I saw was darkness. I couldn't move my body. I was sort of just...suspended in some weird limbo. Was that...was that because I was being controlled?!"
"Oh...you were? Yeah, that kinda sounds like what you'd feel while being controlled." Ballora responded, frowning.
"But how? How was I being controlled? What happened to me?" Foxy asked quickly, a look of concern on his face.
"You got infected by some kind of malicious program, from my understanding." Puppet chimed in, a solemn expression on his face. "Apparently your anti-virus systems were completely down, so you had no way of stopping foreign contaminants from getting into your system through the cloud."
"W-What?! My anti-virus systems were down?!" Foxy sputtered. "But that's crazy! I never turn that system off! How could it have..." He paused as an explanation came to his subconscious. "...the suit change! That's it! It must have gotten turned off when my endoskeleton was being updated and my suit was being replaced!"
"That's what we think, too. The company must've gotten careless...I wish they hadn't." Freddy sighed, shaking his head. "If we're right, then it's their fault you got infected by a virus. I wish they could've been more careful. You were...pretty bad while you were infected. You said and did a lot of awful stuff..."
Foxy froze. Awful stuff...that was exactly what he had been afraid he might have done while his body was under something else's control. He felt concerned, and he knew right away that he had to know what he had done.
"What kind of stuff?" He asked.
"You pretended you were a human, acted like you didn't know us, shoved a guard down a garbage chute and killed him, tried to call the police on us, and attempted to rip our heads off." Ballora listed bluntly.
"Oh. Oh. Wow, uh...geez." Foxy said, blinking. He could tell by the things Ballora was naming that he had acted out quite a lot while he was under the control of the malicious program. "That is bad. I'm...really sorry, everyone."
Ballora looked at Freddy, who looked at Puppet, who looked back at Ballora.
"No, no, don't apologize." Puppet said, shaking his head. "I don't think any of it was your fault. It was factors outside your control that made you that way."
"Yeah! We were kinda freaked out at first, but knowing that it wasn't actually you is a huge relief." Freddy said, nodding.
"So yeah, we don't blame you. Honestly, I'm just glad you don't really hate us and want to send us off to the police to get dismantled or something." Ballora chimed in.
Foxy was silent, very glad that the others weren't blaming him. He smiled. "Thanks, guys. I'm just glad you're not going to hold it against me when I wasn't even awake and aware at the time I was doing all that stuff. Like trying to decapitate you, or trying to phone the police, or pushing a guard down the garbage c-" Foxy's sentence trailed off as he realized what he had been about to mention, and his eyes widened. "Wait. I...pushed a guard into the garbage chute? And...killed them?"
"...Mmm-hmm. I...don't really know why, but whatever weird thing that got a hold of you decided to push today's security guard down into the chute after it backed him towards it." Freddy recounted.
"...Wow. Geez. Holy heck." Foxy said slowly, eyes wider than before. "I can't believe I did something like that. I mean, I know we scare guards and freak them out to see their funny reactions, but...but we've never went and killed someone..."
"I know. I'm...kind of still unsure what to do about it. We were planning on covering it up, but then you got all aggressive with us for suggesting it." Ballora mentioned.
"I did...? Yikes...I wish I could've stopped myself from doing any of that." Foxy voiced, shaking his head regretfully. "At least now that I'm awake, I can say I agree. We really do have to, as much as I hate to say it. I mean...we're not like humans. They wouldn't listen to us if we tried to tell them that it was all just...an accident."
"Yeah. See, now you understand." Ballora said thankfully. She still looked regretful about the guard's death, however. "But even so...I actually feel sorry for that guy. What a way to go. I really hope push never comes to shove like that ever again."
Puppet sighed deeply. "This is why I never participate in any of that guard scaring stuff. It just leads to huge accidents like that. You all really need to be more careful in the future. Scaring shouldn't devolve into injury or flat-out murder."
Foxy, Freddy, and Ballora all nodded understandingly. Foxy knew Puppet had a point. Harmless fun wasn't harmless anymore if it got physical.
"Yeah, you're right. I guess I'm kind of glad you're here to talk sense, Puppet." Foxy admit, giving the masked marionette a look. However, seconds after addressing his old friend in such a way, Foxy stopped for a moment. He just realized he was talking to Puppet, who was here at the location somehow. "Wait. Puppet. I just realized. You're...here. With the rest of us."
Puppet looked confused. "Okay, and you're stating that just now because...?"
"Because I didn't expect to see you here! How are you here? And why? I knew most of my friends at the old place were coming, and I knew I'd meet new faces at this place, but...but I never heard of you being one of the animatronics getting sent here!"
"Oh. Yeah, actually, I should've already told you. I mean, I told the others already, so I may as well do the same for you so you're up to speed." Puppet decided, nodding his head. "So...you know how the last time we saw each other, I was at that place we were in before you and the others went to that new Freddy Fazbear's location?"
"Uh, yeah, I do. That was probably the last time I ever saw you."
"Well, if you remember correctly, we were shipped out of there after the place shut down. But I didn't get the privilege of joining you all in that new Freddy's pizzeria. I was sent to a...minor location, I think the employees called it. Not really much business around there. I mostly kept to myself in that place. I think there were other animatronics there, but I never saw them. They kept leaving whenever I came around and I couldn't find out where they'd gone, so...I mostly was just alone for a bit."
"Oh." Foxy stopped to consider what Puppet was saying. "Was it...hard to be alone?"
That question did not get an immediate response from Puppet. He seemed to be thinking about it. Then he looked back at Foxy. "...At first, maybe. But after a bit? No. I'm sorta used to being by myself, honestly. But it's no big deal. I had my box to sit in, I had a whole room to myself...it was fine, honestly. But I didn't get the whole deal for long."
"Huh? You didn't have it for long? Wait, how long you were at that minor location?"
"Less than a year, if memory serves me correctly." Puppet answered, putting a hand to the tip of the bottom of his mask. "And then I got the news that the whole place was shutting down. Didn't get much business, apparently. Wasn't surprising, considering it was a minor location that the company paid very little attention to. And after that announcement came out, I woke up one day to find almost everything in the building being taken into trucks. They were going to repurpose it all for other locations, I think they said."
"Okay...then what happened? Did they have any plans for you?"
Puppet, surprisingly to Foxy, shook his head. "Nope. They were actually planning on leaving me in the abandoned building."
That made Foxy do a double-take. "What?'"
"Yeah, I was surprised too when I heard it. What a scummy decision for somebody in the company to make, abandoning an animatronic there like that." Ballora chimed in with distaste in her voice.
"I wholeheartedly agree." Puppet said with a clipped voice. "So naturally, when I heard they were going to leave me here, I was floored. I was pretty desperate to get out of there before they could lock me in the building forever. But then I came up with a plan. See the box behind me?" Puppet pointed at the large purple and blue present box behind him. "They were actually going to take that with them. So I used that to my advantage. I pretended to be deactivated when they removed me from the box, and then the moment they weren't paying attention, I went back inside the box. I wasn't sure if my plan would work, but they were none the wiser. They took the box inside one of their trucks and set off. I sat inside and the hours passed. Eventually I opened the box again, and lo and behold-" Puppet spread his arms out. "I'm in this place!"
"Woah. So you got here by complete coincidence?" Foxy said, blinking.
"Pretty much. I wasn't sure where the truck was taking my box, but I figured anywhere was better than the abandoned minor location. But, by happy accident, somehow I ended up in the same location that you and Freddy were coming to! And I've been here ever since."
"Oh. Wow. But...haven't they noticed that an animatronic they didn't mean to include is in the building?"
"They did, actually, while I was offline a few nights back. I almost expected them to immediately haul me out of there, but for some reason the company didn't send anyone to remove me from the building. Somehow they were okay with it. Don't know why, but it worked out well for me, so I'm not complaining."
"Huh. Me neither, truth be told. I'm glad you're here. Are you going to make this place your home, too?"
"Yeah, definitely. I really don't have anywhere else to stay, and this place has you and Freddy in it, too. So if this place makes for a good home and has people I know living it in it, then I figured I'd stay permanently."
"Well, we're glad to have you! Or at least, I am. It's been so long since I've seen you, Puppet!" Freddy replied, smiling.
"Same. Once again, it is good to see you again, Freddy." Puppet replied kindly. "And you as well, Foxy. And it's been great meeting you, too, Ballora."
"Thanks! You're not half bad, I guess." Ballora responded, shrugging.
Puppet made a face jokingly. "Not half bad? And just what do you mean by that?"
"Oh, I dunno...it's up for you to interpret." Ballora answered cheekily, not even bothering to hide her smile.
Puppet chuckled a little and shook his head. "What am I going to do with you?" He said, chuckling again.
"So...where are you staying, Puppet?" Foxy brought up. He was honestly happy one of his old friends was back, but he was also curious about Puppet's lodgings. "In your box again, I assume?"
"Right on the money. I got it all set up in here, and it has plenty of space up against the auditorium wall. Couldn't imagine a better spot for it!" Puppet replied, gesturing at the box cheerily. "And don't worry, I asked for permission. It was pretty easy to..."
Foxy, who was watching Puppet speak, watched confusedly as Puppet unexpectedly stopped talking. The marionette's face was oddly blank for a moment.
When he spoke again, his voice sounded more alert.
"...to convince Baby to let me stay."
The moment he said her name, there were several gasps of realization from everyone in the group. Foxy realized only now that Circus Baby, the clown girl and mascot of the building, was not around.
"Oh, yeah...speaking of Baby, where is she?" Foxy asked, raising an eyebrow. "I thought she'd be here to welcome me to the place."
He looked to Puppet for a response, but he heard a sniffle from his right and looked over.
Ballora was sniffling.
"Oh...oh my god...how could I have forgotten about-?!" The ballerina stammered. "She's...she's still..."
"Aw, calm down, Ballora. It'll be okay. I'm sure she's somewhere in the building." Freddy said, a worried look returning to his face as he patted her on the shoulder.
These reactions made Foxy feel anxious. "What do you mean? What happened to Baby?"
"...Crud. I completely forgot about her after all the confusion with Foxy glitching out..." Puppet said, his face suddenly getting solemn. "Foxy, Baby's missing."
"Missing?!" Foxy exclaimed. Out of all things he could've heard from Puppet, hearing that somebody in the group was missing was definitely something that alarmed him.
Puppet nodded. "She was here with us for a little while before you got here. Ballora and I were hanging out with her and talking with each other. Everything seemed fine. But then she suddenly got up and said she had something to check on and that she'd be back in ten minutes. At the time, Ballora and I thought nothing of it. We assumed it would be fine and we let her leave." Puppet paused. "Then half an hour passed and she still hadn't come back. Ballora was seriously worried by then, so she and I went to look for her. But when we did, we-"
"WE COULDN'T FIND HER!" Came a sudden outburst, and Foxy flinched and looked back to see Ballora shedding some tears and freaking out. "I looked everywhere in the pizzeria! Everywhere! I called and called for Baby and I just couldn't find her! I don't know where she is! She's just...j-j-just...gone..."
Foxy was alarmed. He reached over and patted Ballora on the shoulder, trying to reassure her. "Calm down, Ballora! It'll be alright! I mean...have you and Puppet seriously-?"
"Yes, Foxy. We searched in literally every single room. We couldn't find her." Puppet said, supplying the answer before Foxy could even ask the question.
"I d-don't understand! Where could she be?! WHERE?! Why would she just leave us like this?! Why would she leave ME?! I just don't get it...!" Ballora yelled, shaking her head.
Foxy gave Ballora a long look. He hadn't even known the ballerina for very long, but she was practically already one of his friends. He could see how important Baby was to her, and he was inclined to feel the same. He didn't know Baby well, either, but he had talked to her quite a bit yesterday and he knew her to be a good person. He knew she'd be good friend material as well. So, with that all known...he figured he'd make finding her a high priority.
"Alright, that's it. Everyone, we're making finding Baby a high priority. We're going to all check this place up and down to find her, alright?" Foxy said, straightening up and turning around to glance at the group. "She's our friend now. We should do all we can to find out where she's gone."
"Right. I'll help with that. Even though we already checked everywhere, maybe...maybe we didn't look hard enough the first time." Puppet mentioned, nodding surely. "And I know Baby. She welcomed me into this place warmly, so...the least I can do is help find her."
"Count me in as well!" Freddy added, nodding quickly.
Ballora looked up at three of them, surprised but touched. "You'd...you'd all do that for me?"
"For you and for Baby." Foxy amended, giving her a reassuring smile. "Going to find her is the right thing to do."
"...Thank you. Thank you all!" Ballora said, looking gratified, and she straightened up. "Yeah! We'll get everyone back together! You, Foxy, and me, and Puppet and Freddy and Baby and...uh..." Ballora looked around herself. "...wait, wasn't there one more? Where's the little guy?"
"The little guy?" Foxy questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Who are you...?" And then it hit him, and a name appeared in his head. "...OH! Bon-Bon! Darn, I completely forgot about him as well..."
"Who's Bon-Bon? Baby did mention somebody like that was coming, but...?" Puppet asked.
Foxy turned to address Puppet. "Oh, that's easy. Remember Bonnie?"
Puppet made a face. "How could I not? He was quite the guy, last I met him. Wait...are you saying Bon-Bon is Bonnie?"
Foxy nodded. "He sure is. He's actually a hand puppet now! And his puppeteer is none other than Freddy."
Foxy looked over at Freddy for confirmation on this fact, only to see Freddy standing quietly, an odd expression on his face.
"Freddy...?" Foxy questioned confusedly. "Hey, uh..." Foxy's eyes flicked down to Freddy's left hand, which he knew for a fact was that hand that had Bon-Bon on it...only to notice something he had noticed once before. Freddy's left hand did not have Bon-Bon on it, nor was it a handless stump like it was whenever Bon-Bon was removed. Instead, a blue metal hand had been fitted into place there. "...Oh. Freddy, I didn't actually realize...you've got a blue hand fitted onto your left arm now. But isn't that the arm where Bon-Bon usually is? And, for that matter...where is Bon-Bon? If there's anyone I'd expect him to be with, it's you."
Puppet and Ballora gave Freddy questioning looks as well, and it was this trio of glances that made the pink and white bear sigh and begin to speak. "...Bon-Bon ran off."
"He did what?" Foxy asked.
"Ran off." Freddy repeated, and Foxy noticed that he looked a bit...sad? "I...got into a fight with him today."
"A fight? You didn't tell me that earlier!" Ballora cut in. "What were you two fighting about?"
"I don't really want to talk about it. It was just...some personal stuff." Freddy answered glumly. "But we got into an argument over it. Bon-Bon started yelling a lot that time. It sort of scared me. I've never seen him that angry at me before." Freddy sighed again and continued speaking. "And eventually he just said he didn't want to see me anymore, and he...ran off. I haven't seen him since."
Foxy exchanged looks with the others. This was news to all of them this time, especially Foxy. Last he remembered, Freddy and Bon-Bon were getting along just fine. But now they were at odds?
Just how much has happened since I went offline and waited to be taken here? Foxy wondered in his mind. Even so, he knew what he had to do. If Baby was his friend despite how little contact he had with her so far, then Bon-Bon was definitely one of his best friends. He had known the hand puppet for years, including back when he was their size. He had been friends with Bon-Bon just as long as he had been friends with Freddy and Puppet. The hand puppet mattered just as much as the bear and marionette did.
"Alright, minor change of plans. We're searching for Baby and Bon-Bon at the same time." Foxy voiced with conviction.
"Yeah! Definitely!" Ballora agreed, pumping a fist.
Freddy looked a bit unsure. "Uh...I dunno, guys. I'm all for finding Baby, but Bon-Bon...I don't think Bon-Bon will be happy if he catches sight of me again."
"What, because he's angry? Then you need to go and apologize to him. It might've been something you said or did that made him so mad." Foxy suggested. "Even if you don't think he'll be so forgiving, it's worth a shot, isn't it?"
Freddy eyed Foxy and sighed. "Well...I guess it's worth a shot. I'll help you all find Bon-Bon, too."
"And of course, I'm helping. Although I haven't even seen Bon-Bon yet. And last I saw him, he was as big as you guys were." Puppet mentioned. "Has he changed at all?"
"Oh, you'd be surprised." Freddy replied, almost with a chuckle. "You know how he was way back when, right? Well, he's so different nowadays. Lot more quiet and soft-spoken. Smarter, too." Freddy's smile faltered. "Although...last I saw him, he wasn't nearly as soft-spoken. In fact, he was pretty loud and overbearing with me. And...he's kinda bad at controlling his emotions. I learned that today."
"I...see." Puppet muttered, frowning deeply. "Well, in any case, he's your friend, so I may as well help you all find him."
"Then everyone's on board. Great." Foxy responded, nodding his head approvingly. "Alright, then, let's start this search. What places do we have to check?"
"I'll go look in the kitchen and the staff room! We could've missed something back there." Freddy suggested.
"I can look in my room and the nearby party rooms! Baby or Bon-Bon might be in one of those rooms." Ballora added. Foxy noticed how enthusiastic she was being, and he knew it was because they were about to get a search for their remaining friends underway.
"I can check the bathrooms and the bounce house. They're less important rooms, but somebody has to check them." Puppet said, nodding.
"Which leaves me to check...where?" Foxy questioned. He hadn't gotten a proper look at the place, since he had been controlled by a third party during his entire run around the building.
"You have a cove in a room near the main entrance! You should check in there." Ballora answered.
Foxy's eyes widened in surprise. "Wait, I have a room with a cove?"
"You do, actually! And that cove in there is pretty much identical to your old one. Same purple curtains and everything." Freddy mentioned.
"Wow. Okay, then I definitely want to take a look in there." Foxy said, now excited both to find his friends and to see his new room. "Alright, so we've got our search spots settled. Great! Then let's not waste anymore time. Everyone ready?"
"Ready!" Ballora said, raising her hand.
"I'm definitely ready." Freddy agreed, raising his hand.
"Let's do this." Puppet added calmly, raising his hand.
"Yeah." Foxy finished, raising his own hand.
And then, without even needing to mention the idea, the animatronics formed a circle and put their raised hands together, almost as if all four of them had been thinking of doing such a thing.
"Team!" They shouted in unison, and they all raised an arm in the air again.
"Okay, I'm pretty sure we've said enough. Let's just get to it already." Foxy finished, and there were small chuckles from his friends before they all sprang up and prepared to rush off. "After all...
...we've got a couple of friends to find!"
Chapter 3: Everyone's Here!
Summary:
With Foxy back in proper working order, the animatronics work together to find a couple of friends that seem to have disappeared.
Chapter Text
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And so the search went underway.
The group split off, going to the areas of the building they had promised to check and taking a good look around.
Foxy made his way into the main room, his head swiveling around and keeping an eye out for his new room. He was glad to have his own room in the building, but what really excited him was the prospect of seeing his cove again. When he had prepared himself to leave his old home behind forever, Foxy hadn't known for sure what his room situation at the new location would be, or if it would be anything as comfortable as the cove he had inhabited before. But hearing that he did have a cove again ignited his curiosity, and he wondered how comfortable of a home the new cove would be compared to the one at Freddy Fazbear's.
Freddy did say that it's just like the one I had at our old home. That definitely sounds promising. Foxy thought, nodding his head as he stepped through the main room. Which room is it in, though?
Foxy glanced around the main room. Off to his right, he could see an opening into a large bouncy castle that made up one of the nearby rooms.
Wow, that must be the bounce house Ballora mentioned. Still can't believe that this pizzeria actually has one right inside of itself. Foxy thought in amazement. I've got to try it out sometime. Maybe once we find Baby and Bon-Bon, we can all go in there together and jump around for a while. They'd be a good way to pass the time.
Foxy turned his attention away from the bounce house and looked to his left. By looking past the seating areas, which was made of tons of circular tables surrounded by stools, he could see the stage.
Woah.
The stage was, in Foxy's opinion, more incredible than any stage he had ever seen. The stage back home had been a simple wooden one with wall decorations behind them and some moderately sized speakers. Nothing incredible, but it did its job well. This stage, however, was a sight to behold. It was made up of four circular stages rising up from the floor, with each one painted a different color. The one in front was red, the one to the right was pink, the one to the left was purple, and there was a fourth one behind the red and purple stages that was blue. All four stages had been set to different heights. The red stage was the shortest, the purple stage rose slightly above the red one, and the pink stage rose slightly above the purple one. The blue one in the back was easily the tallest one, so much so that it was easily a foot or two taller than the pink one.
I definitely haven't seen a stage like this before. Especially with all the stages at different heights like that. What's with all the different colors, though?
Foxy paused, trying to rack his brain for an answer. He looked down at himself as he deliberated. However, it was seeing his suit that made him realize what the aim of the colors was.
Wait...if this is the main stage, and I'm an animatronic at this location, that stage would be where I'd perform, right? And if so...wait, that's it! The colors are related to which animatronic is on each stage! That pink one is the same color as parts of my new suit. It must be mine. And if I'm right, then the rest of the stages...purple must be Freddy, since I saw purple accents on his suit. Red is definitely Baby, since both her hair and clothes were red when I met her. The blue one must be Ballora's since she's got blue accents as part of her suit as well. If so, then...wow, Ballora's got a really tall stage. I wonder why her stage gets to be higher than the rest of ours?
Foxy almost stopped to wonder more deeply about it, but thinking about the way Circus Baby had appeared when he had met her made him realize that he was getting sidetracked. He had resolved, alongside the others, to find Baby and Bon-Bon, and he knew admiring the stage would bring him no closer to finding the two missing members of the group.
He moved away from the stage and through the main room again. To the left he saw two doors, one single door and one double door. He could see signs on both of them, reading 'Supply Closet' and 'Kitchen' respectively, and he knew right away that those rooms weren't his cove. Foxy looked away from them, knowing he'd probably get a better look inside the rooms later.
He glanced at the boarded up front entrance doors as he looked around. The stained glass doors were covered in barricades from the outside, and that did concern Foxy, but he wasn't sure what reason they might be there.
I'll ask Puppet later. And Baby, when we find her. Maybe they know. Foxy thought.
He looked to the right, and over through a doorway next to a red carnival stand, he saw something purple from far away. Purple curtains.
There it was.
Oh! It's right there!
Foxy quickened his pace, heading right through the doorway and into the room beyond to get a better look and to make sure of what he was seeing. The room beyond had yellow-striped walls, similarly to the walls of the main room, and was decently spacious yet devoid of decor, all except for the very thing Foxy had been wanting to see.
So there it is. My new cove.
The new cove that Foxy had been looking forward to seeing was tucked into a corner of the room. It was roughly as big as one of the stages in the main room was, but with the distinction of Foxy's favorite part: the purple curtains. They were sleek and spotless as they hung down from the ceiling, displaying a constant pattern of white stars. Stepping close, Foxy reached out and touched the curtains, feeling the silk against his fingers.
They were even softer than the curtains of the previous cove he had called home.
Barely able to conceal a heartened grin anymore, Foxy put his fingers through the slight gap in between the curtains and gripped them, then pulled them aside. The curtains moved easily, shifting aside and letting Foxy see the inside. There wasn't much inside the cove, only the empty wooden stage that made up half of the cove. But as Foxy's old cove had been similarly empty on the inside, Foxy wasn't at all bothered by this fact.
In fact, the pink-white fox still felt glad and happy to see how perfectly replicated his old cove had been.
It's like a carbon copy of the old one...but the curtains are way softer! Foxy thought, outwardly grinning. Oh, hold on. I have to try something.
Foxy stepped forwards, walking on to the sleek metal stage, and turned around. He gripped the curtain folds again, his metal hands getting secure holds, and he pulled them together this time. The curtains shifted until they were touching each other again.
What resulted was all of the light from the room itself being blocked by the curtains, causing very thick darkness to envelop the inside of Foxy's cove.
Foxy sighed in comfort and leaned back against the wall of his cove. Shutting the curtains and getting some wonderfully quiet darkness inside his cove had always been his favorite part of living and sleeping inside the curtained stage. The curtains blocking out the light in the room allowed for darkness so thick that Foxy could only barely see himself and the curtains...and he liked it that way. He took comfort in how all-encompassing the darkness inside the cove became when the curtains were closed.
This is even better than the old cove. The old cove's curtains only dimmed the light on the inside of the cove. But these new curtains make it almost pitch black. Amazing... Foxy thought gladly.
Seeing how well they had improved upon the Pirate Cove he had owned before made Foxy feel much happier being at this new location. He couldn't wait to get some sleep and relaxation inside the darkness of the cove. He was almost tempted to nod off right then and there, but the thought of the goal he and the others had set for themselves prevented Foxy from letting himself drift off.
Letting out one final comforted sigh, Foxy pushed himself off the wall and straightened up, then opened up the curtains of his cove and let the light back in.
Alright, alright, enough lazing around. This cove's great, but I can get some R and R later. Come on, Foxy, if you keep getting sidetracked like this, you might never track Baby and Bon-Bon down. Focus! Foxy closed his eyes and slapped the sides of his face, giving himself a reminder that he hadn't come to his cove just to enjoy it. He had come to see if he could find Baby or Bon-Bon there.
Stepping out of his cove, he gave the room around him a quick glance. He had to admit that he was a bit dissatisfied with how empty the room was, save for his cove.
What's with my room being so empty? They went to the trouble to give me a more comfortable cove, yet they couldn't add anything else? Foxy thought, frowning. Well, that's lame. I'll have to do something about that eventually.
And eventually would come within time, but for right now, Foxy could tell from just a glance that nobody was in his room. His cove, which would have offered the one singular hiding spot in the entire room, was also devoid of any presence.
"Baby? Bon-Bon? Are either of you here?" Foxy called experimentally, though he could tell from how empty the room was that he was unlikely to get a response.
...
Yep, no response. Well, that means checking this room was a bust. Guess I'll group up with the others and see if they had better luck.
Foxy turned back around and walked out of his room, fully intent on returning to the main room. He reminded himself of where the others said they were going to search, and he started to think about which one of them he was going to talk to first.
He never got the chance. Upon exiting the room, Foxy felt himself collide with something.
"Ouch!" Foxy stuttered, stepping back in a disoriented manner.
"Woah!" Came a cry, and Foxy looked to see what he had smacked right into: a familiar black-colored marionette with a white mask, who had turned the corner just as Foxy was turning it and hadn't seen Foxy there.
"Oh! Puppet. Sorry about that." Foxy apologized. "Didn't even know you were going to pop up like that."
"Yeah, I'm sorry too. Should've heard you coming. Bad move on my part." Puppet replied, shaking his head as he straightened back up. His expression, however, shifted to slight anxiousness. "But I'm glad to see you. Foxy, we've got a situation!"
"Did you find Baby? Or Bon-Bon?" Foxy questioned immediately.
"No! Well...actually, I'm not sure." Puppet answered, making a face as he seemed to think about it.
Foxy felt confused. "What do you mean, you're not sure?"
"It's just...I went and checked the bathrooms and the bounce house, and I didn't find either of them in there, so I thought maybe they might've gone to my box." Puppet explained. "But then I went into the auditorium and heard this ear-splitting cry!"
"Ear-splitting cry?" Foxy questioned, raising his eyebrows. "From where?"
"I don't know where! Came out of nowhere and startled me so bad that I couldn't even tell where it was coming from." Puppet said, shaking his head. "I did figure that I might've found something, though, so I came running over here to tell you."
Foxy thought about what Puppet was telling him. It certainly sounded odd that Puppet had heard such a loud cry, and Foxy then wondered whether the cry could be tied to one of their missing friends.
"...Hey, uh, did the noise sound like it was made by Baby or Bon-Bon at all?" Foxy asked.
Puppet paused. "As I said before, I'm not really sure. It was just a loud cry, I was too disoriented to figure out what gender it was. And I don't know if it's happening anymore, because I ran to tell you almost as soon as I heard it."
"You didn't stick around to see where it was coming from?"
"Well, no. Perhaps I should've, but I figured I should alert you all as soon as I caught wind of something strange, so here I am."
"I guess that's fair. Alright, then a sound like that is definitely worth investigating. It could be Baby or Bon-Bon making that sound." Foxy deliberated, nodding his sureness on that fact. "Let's tell the others and get their help. In fact, I think we should tell Ballora, mainly."
"Huh? But why Ballora?" Puppet questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"She told me and Freddy when we met her that she has excellent hearing." Foxy explained, his mind's eye showing him the very time Ballora had been telling them such a detail. "If she was telling the truth, then we'll need her help. If there's anyone who can pinpoint where that strange noise you heard is coming from, it'll be her."
"She's got good hearing? Oh. That's be useful to have, actually." Puppet agreed, nodding. "Alright, then we'll go find her and tell her what's going on."
"Freddy, too. He wouldn't want to miss this." Foxy reasoned. "I'll go let Freddy know. You go and tell Ballora what you heard. We'll all find out where each other is, then come together and come up with a plan in the center of the big hallway. You know, the one with Ballora's room at one end and the auditorium at the other. Got it?"
"Huh. You came up with that plan really quickly."
"Well, we said we'd do everything we could to find out where the others are. If there's any sort of noise that could lead us to where they are, then we've got to assemble the group and follow the source of the noise right away."
"Huh. You make a valid point." Puppet admit. "Alright, alright, then go ahead and let Freddy know. As for Ballora...there's probably a ninety percent chance she's searching her room right about now, so I'm heading that way."
"Solid guess, and you're probably right." Foxy replied. "See you in a few minutes or so, then."
Foxy walked around Puppet, heading in the direction of the kitchen, which he remembered hearing Freddy say he would be checking. He knew Freddy could get side tracked sometimes, but he intended to make this quick.
Whatever this strange cry was that Puppet was hearing, it definitely compelled Foxy to find out more. That cry could belong to anything.
Including Circus Baby or Bon-Bon.
Puppet watched Foxy make his way into the kitchen, then got moving himself. The noise he had heard had seriously caught him off guard, and he was convinced it had to belong to someone they knew. He wasn't sure if his conviction was right, but he figured it was time to assemble the group and find out for sure if it really was right.
The masked marionette was deep in thought over it, so much so that it felt like only a few seconds before he had gotten through the small hallway and had gotten all the way to the left. As he looked at what was ahead of him more properly, he could see the double doors that he knew led to Ballora's room, which were ajar.
Puppet wasn't exactly surprised. He knew of Freddy and Ballora's problems when it came to opening and closing doors, so he was not at all surprised that Ballora hadn't bothered to close her door. He had heard from her the day before that she loved her room, but he could tell that she wouldn't want to trap herself in her room.
As he walked inside, he was met with the sight of Ballora's room. It wasn't an unfamiliar sight, as he had been in here once before, but...
Still as colorful as always.
Ballora's room was wide and spacious, due mostly in fact to the rows and rows of red movie theater chairs that had been set up to face the large stage that took up the entire opposite side of the room from where Puppet was, a stage so large that I stretched from one wall to the other despite the room's wideness. The walls were, as Puppet remembered, very colorful. Most rooms in the pizzeria either used one solid color or stuck to a repeating pattern of white stripes and stripes of another color. Not Ballora's room, though; Ballora had instead opted to use not just white, but also red, purple, and salmon pink stripes as well. It was quite the odd color combination, at least to Puppet. The side of the room not taken up by the large wooden stage was made of purple carpet flooring, and both the left and right ends of this side of the room had glass tables and couches. The stage, meanwhile, was cluttered with various things. Some were part of the stage itself, like the circular metal platform not unlike the ones used on the stage in the main room. Some were just Ballora's belongings, including a balloon stand tucked in the left corner and a sizable piano on the right side of the stage. On the left wall of the stage was the door to the backstage, a room that Puppet had only seen once before. There wasn't much to see in the backstage, though, as it was a completely empty room with zero pieces of decor to its name.
Not to mention that Ballora herself certainly wasn't back there, as she was instead darting around the room. Puppet watched as the ballerina ran by, going over to kneel and look under her piano as if expecting to find something under there.
"Uh, Ballora?" Puppet interjected, stepping forwards.
Ballora sprang up on the spot and turned around. "Oh! Puppet, it's you! Sorry, I haven't had even a little luck! I've been searching my room, but I can't find Baby anywhere! Or Bon-Bon, for that matter." She pointed at the rows of red chairs facing her stage. "I went as far as checking under all the chairs, but they weren't there! And that sucks. I had a such a good feeling that someone would be under chair number seventeen, but no."
"Uh...right." Puppet responded, coughing loudly before he continued speaking. "Listen, Ballora. I was searching around the place for the others when I heard something."
"You did?! Was it Baby crying out for help?!" Ballora questioned rapidly, stepping closer to Puppet.
Puppet paused to consider it. "Yes? No? Maybe? It was definitely a cry, but I don't know if it was coming from Baby asking for help."
"But it has to be! Oh, she must've gotten herself stuck somewhere!" Ballora responded, shaking her head. "Where'd you hear it coming from?"
"I couldn't tell. It came out of nowhere and startled me half to death."
Ballora gave him an incredulous look. "What? You couldn't?"
"No. That's why I was coming to you. Foxy said you have good hearing, so I was hoping you could help me decipher where the noise is coming from."
"Oh, Foxy told you that? Well, he's got that right! I rely on hearing far more than my other senses, so it's pretty darn good. I can hear a pin drop in another room!" Ballora said, semi-boasting as she smiles proudly. "Which is why I'm definitely coming with to hear this noise! It has to be Baby, it just has to be! Or...Bon-Bon, maybe, but I'm hoping for Baby."
Puppet raised an eyebrow. "Sounds to me like you have bias."
"And so what if I do? It's perfectly justified." Ballora countered, frowning defensively. "I've known her way longer than Bon-Bon, after all. She was the first friend I ever had."
"Well, fair, I guess."
Ballora made to open her mouth again, but she paused in the middle of speaking and looked off. Puppet could hear footsteps getting nearer, and he turned around to look at the same direction Ballora was looking at. They both could see Foxy and Freddy run into the room and approach them.
"We're here! I let Freddy know." Foxy informed them, pointing his thumb back towards Freddy.
"Foxy told me what's going on! We definitely have to find the mystery noise! We just gotta!" Freddy shouted out, walking past Foxy as he said it.
"Oh, so you already told them?" Ballora questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"I told Foxy, and then he told Freddy, so we're all up to speed now." Puppet answered. "Foxy figured that if we're investigating this, we should get the group together."
Ballora shrugged. "Guess I don't see why not. We're working together on this whole search, after all."
"Alright, so...where were you when you heard the noise, Puppet? Let's get over there already." Foxy said, nodding.
"Middle of the auditorium. I'll show you." Puppet responded promptly, and he was the one to lead the way out of the room this time. He felt more confident on this now that the others were with him, and he was much more ready to find out what had caused the noise.
The four animatronics stepped into the auditorium, and right away, all eyes were glancing around the room for anything out of the ordinary.
"So when's the noise gonna happen?" Freddy asked, seeming a little anxious as he glanced around.
"Anytime, I think. I mean, I only heard it once, but-" Puppet began to explain.
And was promptly cut off.
"WAAAAAAAAAH!"
A loud noise somewhere between an anguished yell and a sob rippled through the auditorium, startling every single one of the animatronics.
"Gaah! Geez, there it is again!" Puppet stuttered, once again taken off guard by the noise. "That's the exact noise that I heard earlier!"
"Yow! What a yell! What the heck's even making that kind of a cry?" Foxy stammered, wincing a little.
"Oh, geez..." Freddy mumbled, stepping back a bit in anxiety.
Ballora looked the most troubled by the noise, and she immediately turned her head and put a hand to her ear, listening. "Everyone shut up and give me a second! I need to listen more properly!"
Everyone fell silent at once, as they knew that Ballora's hearing was the most solid way for them to be able to track the noise right to its source. They stood there in wait, anticipating the sound of the cry again.
And within thirty seconds, the cry came again.
"WAAAAAAAH!"
Ballora leaned her head, her face squinting from concern and concentration. "Ah-ha! I've got it! It's coming from..." Ballora ran across the auditorium and raised her hand, pointing a finger up at something on the wall. "...in there!"
Puppet snapped his head upwards, as Ballora's finger had been pointed in a more upwards direction, and saw something he had noticed before, but had never looked at too closely until now: a large steel vent cover. Puppet was already aware that the location had a ventilation system, as he had seen vent covers not just in the auditorium, but in a few other rooms as well.
"Wait, it's coming from the vents?" Foxy questioned, furrowing his brows.
"The weird cry's being made by some vent thing...? Oh geez, oh geez..." Freddy stammered, becoming a little more anxious than before.
"'Oh geez' is right. What could possibly be in there and making such a weird noise? I hope it's Baby or Bon-Bon, because if it's, well...something else, then we're about to have a much worse problem on our hands." Puppet voiced warily.
"We still have to check!" Ballora stated, turning back to the others determinedly. "If one of our friends is in there, then we can't be scared of going in! We have to get in there and find them!"
"Okay, then we need to find a way in there. Uh...question is, how're we supposed to access the vents?" Foxy asked.
"Leave that to me!" Ballora cut in before anyone could wonder about it. "I know exactly how to get in there! Watch this!"
Ballora got moving again, and Puppet watched as she ran over to the stage in the corner of the auditorium. She went near the corner itself and bent over something.
What's she looking at? Puppet wondered, and he followed Foxy and Freddy as they went over to see what Ballora was looking at.
The stage in the corner of the auditorium was sizable, and was backlit by a series of bright lights by the back of the stage. Near the backlights in the corner, however, was something that made Puppet curious.
There was a small cut-out piece of wood right by the light nearest to the back corner. The cut-out wood resembled a small circle.
"See this? It's easy to miss, but if you press down on this tiny little button right here, right next to the pretty stage lights..." Ballora explained, and she reached down a finger and put it on the cut-out circle. She pressed down, and the circle moved down into the floor.
It's a button? Puppet questioned in his thoughts.
And indeed, it was, because Puppet, Foxy, and Freddy watched in surprise as the square piece of wood beneath the light suddenly tilted open. It revealed itself as a hidden trapdoor, and it opened up. Right underneath the trapdoor was a slightly narrow passageway, leading somewhere else.
"A passage?" Foxy stuttered, eyes curious and wide.
"A secret trapdoor! But why's this under the stage?" Freddy questioned, looking awed.
"Good question. And, better yet, how'd you even know this was here, Ballora?" Puppet added, making the pile of questions a bit bigger.
Ballora turned back to them to explain properly. "I'll tell you all! I know all three of you are pretty new to this building, but Baby and I told you before that we've lived here for way longer than you three! Years, in fact. And it was pretty much just me and her, so we've had plenty of time to explore this place and look around for super secret secrets and whatnot. So one day, we were poking around the stage, and Baby found this button to open the secret trapdoor! We were pretty excited to find an actual secret, so we went inside and gave it a look. And you know what this passage leads to?"
"What?" Foxy and Freddy said at the same time, and Puppet would've asked the same had it not been redundant to do so.
"The ventilation system!" Ballora answered, and she raised her arm and pointed at the vent cover on the wall of the auditorium. "Inside the passage, there's this ladder you can climb up to enter the vent tunnels. Me and Baby went exploring in there. Very narrow and kinda weird-feeling 'cause of all the air flowing inside there, but it was cool to see properly! We weren't ever able to see the vents from the inside until that day."
"Oh yeah, and whatever we saw just now is right in the vents! So if we can take this passage right into the vent system, we can easily find whatever it is that was moving around in there and making those noises." Said Foxy, seeming to understand the logic.
"Pretty much! We've just got to head down in here."
"Uh, okay. Is it scary, or...?" Freddy questioned.
Ballora shrugged. "Eh. Not really. It's actually not that dark in the vents, so unless you've got a fear of ventilation systems or something, you should be fine."
"Oh. I guess that sounds okay." Freddy agreed, looking a bit calmer. "Alright, let's go in, then."
"Let's!" Ballora said, and she turned back to the opening. "I'll go in first, since I'm leading the way! Oh, and ladies first, you know!" Ballora started to move again, and she slung her legs over the side of the hole before dropping down. It was a very short drop, and then Ballora moved through the passageway, disappearing out of sight.
"Huh. Well, in we go." Foxy said, and he dropped down after Ballora.
"I wonder what these vents are like. Ballora and Baby never showed these to me before." Puppet mentioned as he repeated after Ballora and Foxy and dropped down into the passageway.
"Well, now's our chance to take a look." Freddy supplied, and Puppet heard Freddy drop in after the masked marionette.
Now that Puppet was inside the passageway, he could see it was small, and only tall enough to allow for a few foot of room above the animatronics' heads. He headed forwards, going behind Ballora and Foxy, and the metal passageway quickly opened up into a long hallway with the same white and red striped walls. The hallway headed only to the right, which was the direction Ballora went in without stopping to look around as she led the way.
"So...any idea why they made this secret passageway into the vents...a thing?" Foxy questioned Ballora as the group moved through the hallway. It was a much longer hallway than the passageway into it, although Puppet could see another room at the other end of it.
"No idea why they made it this way! But since the entrance to the vents is hidden out of sight like this, it does prevent most people from just stumbling into it by accident!" Ballora replied, turning her head slightly to address Foxy as she led the way down the hall. "I'm more of a fan of just the existence of a super secret hallway like this, though. I remember when me and Baby first found this, we were psyched. To think this whole passageway was right behind and beneath the auditorium the whole time, and we never even knew!"
"We know now, though." Freddy mentioned at the back of the group. "That kinda makes it less secret, doesn't it?"
"Eh, well, we live here now, so it's no biggie. At least, from my point of view, it isn't." Foxy commented, shrugging. "Some secrets are made to be discovered, anyway."
Puppet glanced more properly at the pink-white fox when he said that line.
Huh. Does he really think that? Well...at least he said 'some' and not 'all.' Puppet thought.
"Here we are!" Ballora called, and Puppet turned his attention back to the present situation as the four animatronics entered into the room Puppet remembered having seen at the end of the hallway.
The room was mostly empty, save for the checker tile floors and red and white striped wallpaper around and below them, but it was dominated by the only part of the room that could be observed: a large, long vent tunnel near the ceiling above. It stretched across the room, coming out of one wall and going into the next. Puppet looked up at it. He remembered having seen vents before in past locations he had been to, but these vents were new to him. They were certainly much larger than any of the small and cramped vents Puppet had witnessed before, and unlike those vents, which were metallic gray, these ones were a more dark grayish-blue color.
Odd. Never seen that color choice for vents before. Puppet thought.
The vent tunnel also, as Ballora had mentioned, contained an entrance. There was a metal ladder, leading rung by rung up to a windowless metal door that was the same color and material as the vent itself. It was visible thanks to the door's outline and the handle sticking out of it.
"This is it, isn't it?" Freddy questioned, looking curiously at the ladder. He didn't seem anxious anymore, instead looking much more curious and interested.
"Yep! Whew, I remember I almost thought it was a little spooky, seeing the vent like this the first time." Ballora said, her closed eyes looking in the direction of the vent tunnel above. "But eh, the spookiness factor sort of wears off once you see it more than once."
"Perhaps so. Anyway...we just climb up and open the door, right?" Puppet questioned, looking among the group. "Who's going first?"
"Actually, I can't do it." Ballora mentioned suddenly. "Can't open or close doors, if you remember me and Baby mentioning that to you when you first got here, Puppet."
"I can't open it, either. Sorry." Freddy apologized, shaking his head. "Suit programming stops me."
"Weird. Why would the suit specifically prevent you guys from using doors?" Foxy wondered, frowning.
"Don't know. My databanks won't even clue me in, either. And Baby doesn't know, either, so we're sort of lost." Ballora explained.
"Well, since I have the same suit model as Freddy, I'm guessing I can't open it."
"Actually...you can." Freddy corrected.
Foxy gave Freddy a surprised look. "Wait, I can?"
"Yeah, you can open and close doors just fine. We saw you do it when you opened the kitchen door for us earlier." Ballora articulated, nodding. Then she frowned. "It's so unfair, too! Why would they prevent me and Freddy from using doors but then let you use them just fine?"
"Huh." Foxy muttered, and he seemed just as unsure as the others about it. "Don't know why they'd make me an exception. In any case, if you guys are right, I guess I can climb up and get the vent door open. Unless..." Foxy turned his head, and Puppet suddenly found himself as the one being looked at. "...maybe you wanna do it, Puppet?"
"Oh, yeah! Puppet, I've never asked this, but can you open and close doors?" Ballora questioned, tilting her head.
"Huh? Well...yeah? Easily?" Puppet answered. "I mean, I didn't get a suit change to be the same model as the rest of you, since I'm technically not supposed to be here at all, so..."
"Ohhhh! That makes sense. He didn't become a Funtime model, so there's no programming to stop him from opening doors." Freddy realized. "Aw, man, that means both you and Foxy are lucky enough to still have that ability. I wish I could still open and close doors like I used to before I got this suit..."
"Well, we'll talk about what we can do about that programming someday. Till then, guess you'll have to leave the door opening and closing to me and Puppet." Foxy told Freddy before he turned his gaze back onto the aforementioned marionette. "So, since you can open and close doors just fine, do you want to do it?"
Puppet shrugged. He didn't think it mattered who opened the door. "It doesn't really make a difference whether you or I open the door, Foxy, as long as we can make an opening and enter the vents."
Foxy seemed to consider Puppet's words, and he nodded. "Yeah, that's true...I'll climb up and be the one day to open it, then. I want to see what these vents are like on the inside, so I may as well head in first."
And Puppet watched as Foxy did just that. Foxy set his foot on the bottommost metal rung, gripped the rungs at level with his arms, and begin to climb. It wasn't a long climb, as the vent tunnel was only as high as the ceiling, and the ceiling was only as tall as the rest of the building was. Within ten to fifteen seconds, Foxy had gotten right up to the door.
Puppet watched as Foxy then reached out, removing his right arm from the nearby rung it had been holding onto and getting a hold on the door handle. He pushed the handle down, then pulled. The door squeaked a bit as it swung open, providing a small view of the inside of the vent.
"Got it open! Everybody, climb on up!" Foxy called, and Puppet watched as Foxy lifted himself off of the ladder and disappeared through the doorway.
"Alright! C'mon, you two, move!" Ballora urged, her previous determination seeming to return as she quickly grabbed the ladder and made the ascent herself.
"Gotcha." Puppet said simply, knowing it was time to get into the vent tunnel, and he walked over, his three-fingered hands getting ahold of the ladder just as soon as Ballora had climbed far enough up to give him space. He felt the cold metal against his suit as he ascended, one hand after another reaching for higher and higher rungs.
"I'll be behind you!" Freddy called up, and Puppet heard the sound of Freddy's footsteps going up the rungs of the ladder, too.
Puppet reached the metal doorway just as Ballora went through, and he too climbed off the ladder and stepped through the doorway, his tapered foot touching down upon a metal floor.
The marionette looked left and right. The vent corridor stretched down, and while it ended fairly quickly in the right direction, it went on for a bit of a long way in the left direction. The vent corridor was definitely very long, not to mention the fact that it was cool in terms of temperature. Puppet could feel the air inside the vent breezing through, blowing against his suit. Even as he looked down the corridor, he could see multiple vent grates along the hallway, and light was coming out of all of them.
"So this is the vent system..." Foxy said as he looked around at it all.
"Yeah, here we are. This vent tunnel peeks into a ton of different rooms, so you can see a lot of places in the pizzeria if you peek through any of the grates." Ballora mentioned as she gazed around the tunnel.
"Okay, but...we gotta focus on the thing that made the noise! Where is it?" Freddy asked, and Puppet stepped aside, realizing the bear was behind him and was only now entering the vent tunnel himself.
"Oh! Right...where is it, actually?" Puppet questioned, and he viewed the tunnel around them with a bit more caution, knowing something unknown was now sharing the same space as they were.
"Guess we're going to have to find it. But this tunnel doesn't seem that long, so...guys, everyone stick by each other. Let's move as a group." Foxy stated, and there were nods of agreement from the others. It seemed everyone was willing to stay close, as it made them feel a bit safer while dealing with...whatever it was that they were dealing with.
Ballora, however, put her hands around her mouth and yelled. "BABY? BON-BON? HEEELLLLLOOOO?" She called, her voice echoing down the length of the vent.
"Ouch! Ballora, not so loud!" Puppet said, wincing a bit. "The acoustics in these vents are making your yelling worse."
"Oh! Sorry, I was just..." Ballora said, stiffening and then rubbing the back of her head apologetically.
Puppet shook his head. "No, it's fine. I understand what you were trying to do. Just yell a bit more quietly, maybe...?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The group flinched and stumbled as the loud cry, even louder than any of Ballora's yelling, emanated through the vent shaft. Puppet winced harder than before.
It's even louder inside the vent than outside. My poor internal endoskeleton ears. He thought. Well, at least we know that we're on the right track. Something is definitely in here.
"There's the cry again!" Freddy shouted, getting a bit anxious again.
Foxy stepped forwards, his head turned in the direction the cry had come from, which was somewhere down the tunnel to the left. "Hello? Who's there?" Foxy called, his voice echoing down the length of the vent.
This call, oddly enough, seemed to get some sort of response. There was a more muted cry from whatever was crying out, and the animatronics watched as, at the far end of the vent shaft, something slid into view.
"Guys, look! There's something over there!" Foxy said, pointing down the chute.
"I knew there was something in here! But...but I can't see it properly!" Ballora said, tilting her head a bit more forwards, her closed eyes seemingly unable to get a good look at whatever was there.
"What do we do?! Do we approach it?!" Freddy stammered, his anxiety over the vent thing increasing by its appearance.
Puppet, however, said nothing.
The yells of alarm and unsureness his friends were making started to slide to the back of his mind as he took a step forwards, his eyes trained on the being at the other end of the vent tunnel.
The being was red and white.
Puppet almost gasped when he saw it.
Wait. That's...
Puppet started forwards and was walking quickly towards this time before any of his friends could tell him to stop. He didn't hear any cries to stop, however; it seemed his friends were only watching cautiously as he moved forwards. But Puppet didn't stop to look back at them. He kept his eyes trained on the being he saw.
I know that color scheme...that's...
Puppet approached, and now the details of the being were becoming more apparent. He could see white arms raised up, covering the being's face, which was pressed into its arms as it stood at the opposite end of the vent tunnel.
It has to be...
"Hey!" Puppet said, suddenly finding his voice as he quickened his pace. He was almost about to reach the being.
And then the person he was talking to started to lift away their arms, and he heard a gasp of surprise.
"Is...is someone there?"
Puppet heard it.
That voice.
I know that voice!
And then he reached her.
"Baby! Is that you? Is that really you?" Puppet said quickly, even though from this distance he could see her quite clearly. He felt as if he had to make sure, however.
And then the figure moved their arms away from their face entirely.
"PUPPET!"
It was her, alright. Circus Baby, standing right before him. Puppet had already figured as much when he had seen her from a closer distance. He knew well her clown girl esque appearance. He knew her auburn-colored hair, pulled into large pigtails at the sides of her head with blue hair elastics. He had seen her general appearance already: a red crop top with frills on the shoulders and a frilly red skirt to match, a metal fan spinning around inside the hole in the center of her body, and red jester shoes topped with golden bells that rung softly when she moved her feet.
But now that she had moved her hands away from her face, he was sure it was her. He recognized fully and completely those bright green eyes, thin red lips, and red nose and cheeks. Her height was a clue in, as well- Puppet could see that she was slightly shorter than he was, which he had known since the day he had met her.
"Oh my god, oh my god, FINALLY! PUPPET! I'm so glad to see you! SO GLAD!" Circus Baby shouted, and Puppet could see the relief and pure happiness on her face. "I knew someone would come for me! I knew someone would find me if I kept making noise! I knew it!"
"It's really you, huh, Baby? I'm glad, too! We've been looking for you everywhere." Puppet replied, and he was legitimately glad to see her again. "What are you doing in the vents? How'd you get here? Where have you been?"
"It's a bit of a story! I'll tell you for sure, I know you must've been worried, and my god I am so sorry I just disappeared on you and the others like that, and..." Circus Baby rambled.
"Hey, hey, easy. It's alright, I'm just glad we were actually able to find you." Puppet said, nodding. "You've has us all worried, though, definitely. Ballora's been going spare trying to find you, and things have gotten crazy ever since the situation with Foxy."
"The...the what?" Circus Baby questioned, and she looked confused. "What situation with-?"
"BAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYY!"
An ear splitting cry emanated through the vents, and Puppet winced so hard that he actually did put his hands over the sides of his head this time, only to realize it was ineffective due to his lack of actual ears on the suit.
He heard rapid footsteps behind him and he stumbled aside as Ballora came sprinting past him and went in for an immediate hug.
"BALLORA! Oh my god! It's YOU! You came for me!" Circus Baby yelled, and Puppet could see even now that she was equally as excited.
"Of course I did! I looked everywhere for you! I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't make sure you were okay!" Ballora stammered in joy. "I missed you so much!"
"No, I missed you so much!"
"I missed you more!"
"I missed you even more!"
Puppet stood back and chuckled as Ballora and Baby entered into a back and forth over how much they had missed each other.
Behind him, Foxy and Freddy walked up, looking equally as surprised as Ballora had been.
"Okay, yeah, that's definitely Baby. Just...look at the way Ballora's acting. Wow." Foxy commented, nodding.
"Let's, uh, give 'em a minute." Freddy suggested.
"Yeah." Puppet agreed. "I can tell why Ballora was so eager to find Baby, and why Baby got so excited when Ballora got here. They're best friends, practically. Not surprising, considering Ballora's known Baby longer than any of us."
There were nods of agreement from Freddy and Foxy as the trio of guys looked on, waiting for Ballora and Baby to finish talking excitedly to each other.
Which they did, in around thirty seconds. Baby stepped back from Ballora and turned her head to look properly at the other members of the group she had not seen properly earlier."
"Freddy! Hi!" Baby greeted, waving at the bear and approaching him. "You're here, too?"
"Course. Good to see ya!" Freddy greeted cheerily.
"And..." Baby turned and looked to Foxy, and for the first time, she looked confused. "...wait, who's...?"
"Hey." Foxy said shortly.
Baby's eyes lit with recognition. "Wait...that voice! Foxy, is that you?"
"Sure is. Got the new suit." Foxy greeted, waving at Baby and then jabbing a finger at himself.
"Wow! It looks kind of like Freddy's, actually. Except with pink. I like it!" Baby replied kindly, giving a friendly nod.
"Uh, thanks. I guess. But enough about that! Baby, you're...here in the vents? How'd you even get in here?" Foxy questioned.
"Oh, yeah! I, uh...I should really explain that to you all." Baby said, smiling humorlessly. "I can only imagine you've been turning the place upside down looking for me."
"Yeah, duh! Good thing we actually found you!" Ballora said, nodding. "So, yeah, tell us! What happened? How'd you end up in this vent?"
Baby sighed. "Alright. Story time. So, Ballora, Puppet...you know how I sorta left while telling you two I was going to go do something and be right back?"
"Yes, we remember that. We were pretty concerned when half an hour passed and you were still gone." Puppet answered, as the memory flashed through his mind's eye.
"Yeah, I bet...and Ballora, you remember how we first found the vent system, right?"
"Mmm-hmm!" Ballora confirmed, nodding rapidly.
"Well, see, the reason I was gone was to go and check out this vent tunnel. I wanted to see if there was any secrets in here we might've missed, so I headed in here." Baby explained, her smile disappearing as she spoke. "But then when I went inside and started to walk around...I heard this slam! And then I went back to the door and it was closed!"
"Oh! And because you can't open or close doors, you were stuck in here. I see." Foxy said, understanding appearing on his face.
"But who would've done such a thing?" Freddy wondered, frowning.
"I think the question to ask, actually, is what would have done such a thing. And I think I know." Puppet offered, as his mind quickly came up with an explanation. "I'm sure you all remember how air is blowing through these vent systems at all times, right? And with the door to the vent system hanging open, the air would've blown out into the room beyond, circled back around, and then..."
Puppet didn't even need to say anything more. Baby's eyes widened with realization. "The air must have blown the door shut! And all because I left it swinging open after I came in! I'm so stupid!" She sighed.
"Hey! No talking like that! You are nowhere near stupid!" Ballora chastised, and she patted Baby's shoulder. "You're a smart girl and you made a mistake any one of us could have made. That's all! There's nothing else to it! You are as smart as can be and we appreciate you all and don't you forget it, alright?!"
Baby gave Ballora a thankful smile. "Aw, I'm beginning to realize how much I missed you, Belly."
Ballora smiled from ear to ear at Baby's words.
"Well, anyway, I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we're pretty happy you're okay." Foxy said, giving her a friendly grin. "And yeah, what Ballora said. You're not stupid at all. In fact, from what I've seen, it's the other way around. You were actually being smart when you decided to make all those crying noises. We wouldn't have been able to track you down otherwise."
Baby smiled at Foxy. "Thanks, Foxy! And yeah, I was panicking at being trapped and all that, so I figured that if I made as much noise as possible, someone would eventually hear me and bring help. And I was right!"
"Yeah, you definitely were. Alright, so that puts us at one friend tracked down. But we still need to find the other." Puppet mentioned.
"Yeah! I'm sure there's other areas we haven't been able to check. Bon-Bon has to be in one of them." Freddy suggested.
The animatronics nodded in agreement and affirmation. Puppet noticed, however, that Baby had started to look very concerned.
"Huh? What do you guys mean? What happened to Bon-Bon?" Baby asked quickly.
"Oh, yeah. You know how you kinda went missing and we only just found you, Baby? Yeah, uh...Bon-Bon's also missing. And we still haven't found him." Freddy mentioned, looking a little sad.
"W-What? He's missing, too? I didn't know that I wasn't the only one!"
"Well, now you do know. We've been searching around the place looking for both him and you, but we haven't found him yet, and I dunno why. Then again, he is a lot smaller than the rest of us, so I guess that would make him harder to find." Foxy stated.
"Huh. That is true." Ballora agreed.
"Then we have to find him for sure! He could be anywhere in this place!" Baby stated, looking sure of herself.
"So you'd be willing to help us search?" Puppet questioned, tilting his head.
"No question about it! I remember meeting him yesterday and he was really nice. Plus, he's your guys' friend, and the friend of my friend is my also my friend!"
"Ah. Well, don't need a better reason than that. We'd be glad to have an extra pair of eyes on the lookout." Puppet stated thankfully.
Puppet was almost about to speak more on the subject, but something made him stop. The masked marionette could feel a brush of cool air blow past him as he spoke, and only then did it once again occur to him where he and the others were talking.
Puppet looked back at Foxy, seeing similar look of recognition on his friend's face. Foxy seemed to pick up on the fact that they were in the vents, too, and the pink-white fox took the initiative in mentioning it.
"Hey, uh...why don't we all get out of this breezy vent tunnel and back into the actual pizzeria? We can talk about finding Bon-Bon after we're out." Foxy proposed.
"Yeah, I think so, too. I don't really wanna hang around in these vents for too much longer." Freddy admit, shaking his head.
"Me neither, Freddy. And that says something, considering I've been trapped in these vents for hours. C'mon, let's get out of here already." Baby said urgently.
"Yeah! For sure." Ballora agreed right away.
"Then let's move. I say we talk again once we're back out of the secret passage." Puppet suggested, and there were general noises of agreement from the rest of the group as they all turned and headed for the door that would take them out of the vent tunnel.
Circus Baby felt happy. No, scratch that. She felt exhilarated.
As she exited the secret trapdoor she remembered having found to even access the vents at all, her mind could only swim with gratitude over her finally being free and back in the pizzeria with the friends she cared about.
And almost everyone was there with her! Ballora, of course, was there. Baby has been looking forward to finding her and talking to her again after her prolonged imprisonment in the vent system, so she felt elated to see her oldest friend again. Beyond that, she was also glad to see Puppet, who she had been regularly conversing with since he had arrived some days ago. He was a very cool, calm, and collected individual, and she enjoyed having conversations with him. Freddy was relatively new to her, but she did find his bright attitude and love of food endearing. And she definitely appreciated Foxy, for being someone who could be level-headed and joke around and have a good time at the same time.
The only thing that gave her elated feelings of release any sort of pause was the fact that Bon-Bon was missing. Circus Baby hadn't known Bon-Bon for very long, but she remembered how polite and friendly he had been to her, and how shy he could be at other times. He seemed like a nice person, so the fact that he had gone missing troubled Baby.
Well, it'll be okay! The others are searching for him, and I'll be doing the same. Baby thought. I'm sure he has to be around here somewhere.
Foxy, who was at the front of the group, stopped walking at that moment. "Alright! So, you all know the drill. Search around, check every room, all that." Foxy said, turning to face the entire group.
"Which rooms do we look in, though?" Freddy questioned. "I feel like we've searched a good portion of the building already."
Foxy paused. "Hmm. You know what? Everyone just fan out and search every room you see. Be on the lookout for a hand puppet, about this high-" Foxy lowered a hand down until it was level with his knee. "-and if you see him, just shout and let the rest of us know."
"Okay!" Ballora said, raising a hand.
"Hopefully this will work. With five of us searching, we can cover a good amount of area in a shorter span of time." Puppet analyzed, nodding to himself.
"Yeah! And I'm sure Bon-Bon has to be somewhere! And then...we'll, uh...find him." Freddy said, his voice dropping lower and lower as he spoke. His smile of recognition was replaced by an expression of slight sadness.
Baby noticed Freddy looking such a way, and she was curious. Huh. I wonder why Freddy looks so down all of the sudden. Baby wondered.
"...Yeah. Yeah, sounds good." Baby said, realizing she needed to offer her own response to Foxy's plan.
Ballora turned and gave Baby a look. "You can search by yourself, right? You won't get yourself locked in rooms or wander off somewhere this time, r-?"
"Oh, relax, girlfriend! I'm not going to go and do any of that, I promise. One time being stuck in the vents is one time too many, and I'm definitely not looking to repeat the process. Okay?" Baby assured the ballerina, wearing a reassuring smile while she inwardly told herself to be more cautious in the future. The last thing she needed was to get stuck in another room with the door closed on her.
Ballora seemed okay with this response, and she gave Baby a nod. "Okay! Well, if you're sure, then I trust you."
"Alright, then everybody split off! Let's go!" Foxy called.
And before Baby knew it, suddenly every other member of the group was running, with all of them heading down into the big hallway. He could already see Ballora ducking into her room and Freddy peering his head into one of the party rooms.
Oh. Wow, they're off already. Alright, I guess I'd better match their pace! Baby thought, and she got moving as well. She speed-walked into the big hallway. Hmm. Ballora and Freddy probably have this area covered. I'll look for Bon-Bon in the main room. Maybe he's in the bounce house?
Baby moved into the small hallway intersecting the big one and headed down into the main room. Nearby, she could see Foxy open the kitchen door and disappear inside. She turned her head away and did what she vaguely guessed she should do, and she walked over and glanced inside the bounce house, leaning slightly through the doorway. She didn't see any small blue hand puppets running around inside, however, so she gave up looking in there almost immediately.
Okay, that was a bust. Um...maybe the supply closet? She ventured. It was a bit of a stretch to assume Bon-Bon would be in a small, cramped closet, but she figured it was worth a look.
She walked across the main room and neared the supply closet doorway, which was nearby the kitchen doorway. Thankfully, the door was already open, so Baby had no difficulties peering inside. The small closet, however, had nothing to offer but two shelves full of cleaning supplies and bottles and a mop sitting in a bucket. Baby glanced around at the unremarkable sight for a few seconds, but after being sure there was no hand puppet hiding amongst any of it, she leaned away from the supply closet door and stepped back into the center of the main room.
Also a bust. Huh. So far, this isn't really going anywhere. She thought. I wonder if the others have had better luck yet. Here's hoping, I suppose...
"HEY! Anyone in the main room! Emergency! Emergency!"
Baby gasped and snapped to attention when she heard this yelling nearby, and she turned to see Puppet sprinting out of the small hallway and into the room.
"Puppet? What's wrong? What happened?" Baby asked, walking over to him.
"I found something, but...but it's nothing that I wanted to find!" Puppet stammered, shaking his head vigorously. "It's terrible, what it is!"
"But what even is it?"
"Well...I was going into the restrooms to check the stalls again, to see if anything might be hiding in there...and then a giant bluish-colored rat came scurrying in from under the sinks and darted across the room!" Puppet recounted, his eyes slightly wide.
Baby recoiled slightly, raising an eyebrow. "A blue rat? Are you sure that's what you saw? That just sounds like crazy talk."
"No! It's real! I saw it and it ran by me and it was a freakish experience!" Puppet responded hurriedly. "We need to do something about it right now! Before it runs out of the bathroom and starts causing more issues."
Baby wasn't sure what to think. A bluish-colored rat? She was pretty sure rats didn't come in that sort of color. But Puppet did seem sure that he had seen such a thing. Was there something lurking around her own pizzeria?
"...Well, I definitely don't want any sort of weird animals tearing apart this place, so I guess it's worth a look." Baby ventured, nodding reluctantly. "Should we call everyone?"
"I'll handle that. Meanwhile, can you please make sure that rat thing doesn't escape and start scurrying around?" Puppet asked.
Baby tilted her head. "Um, that sort of depends. Which bathroom did it go into?"
"The boys' restroom."
Baby grimaced. "Puppet, I'm...not supposed to go in there, you know."
Puppet sighed. "I know, Baby. I'm not asking you to go in there. I wouldn't go in there either, with that rat scurrying around. Can't you just, I don't know...stand guard by the doorway? And yell if that thing comes running out of the bathroom?"
Baby's grimace went away at the mention of her not having to go into the bathroom itself, and when Puppet finished speaking, she nodded.
"Okay, good. I'm glad I don't have to actually go in there." Baby said, a bit more open to the idea now that she knew she didn't have to put herself in an embarrassing situation. "I'll stand guard by the bathroom, then. But don't make me wait too long for you and the others, okay?"
"Trust me, I want that rat thing to be gone as soon as possible. I will be back as quick as I can manage." Puppet said, nodding at Baby, and then Baby watched as Puppet walked past her, heading in the direction of the kitchen.
Guess he's getting Foxy first. Baby thought, as she too started to walk. She made her way back down the small hallway and into the big hallway, then looked off to the right. She could see the two bathrooms right there, the doorways facing each other on opposite walls. She approached the doorway of the boys' restroom, but kept a bit of distance due to her knowing she couldn't go inside.
And there she stood. She realized now that she didn't really have much to do while waiting for Puppet to return with the others, so she sort of stood there idly, wondering how long he would take. She glanced down the hallway and saw Puppet walking in the direction of Ballora's room, with Foxy on his heels.
Hmm. I wonder if there's actually something in that bathroom. A pinkish-purple thing...maybe some kind of flamingo? But that's even sillier than the idea of a discolored rat. Flamingos wouldn't just end up in the pizzeria...
She turned and looked back at the doorway, keeping her idle thoughts over what Puppet could have seen to herself. Since she had nobody to talk to and nothing to say out loud, it was very quiet in the hallway space around her.
Then she could hear something, and she froze. Her eyes glanced back at the bathroom, realizing the sound was coming from in there.
It was hard for Baby to make out. It sounded like some kind of muttering, moaning, or grumbling. Or a mixture of the three, if that was a thing.
What's...that sound? She thought, feeling slightly wary as she took another step closer to the bathroom doorway.
Only to see a small blue figure shoot out of the bathroom doorway.
Baby yelped in surprise and jumped back as the figure appeared out of nowhere from the inside of the bathroom. It scurried quickly across the floor, easily moving past her, its long ears flopping slightly as it darted down the big hallway.
Wait.
Long ears? Baby thought. Wait, but those kinds of ears usually belong to...
To...
...that's it! It's...
"Hey! Wait!" She called, looking at the figure darting down the big hallway as she came to realization of what- of who it was. "Come back!"
Before she knew it, she was running after the scurrying figure, trying to close the distance. The figure either realized it was being chased or had decided to change rooms, because it suddenly darted across the ground a bit faster and zoomed in the direction of the small hallway.
Even as she saw it go, she heard sounds from the right.
"Hey, Baby, we're here! Where's the blue rat that Puppet keeps going on about?"
"Yeah, where is it? It sounds weird and...and creepy! I hope it doesn't want to bite us or something..."
"Freddy, don't be silly. We're made of metal. Rats' teeth would break easily if they tried to bite us."
Baby knew it was the others, and for a moment, she wanted to stop and tell them what was going on. But she could see how fast the blue figure was moving, and she was desperate not to lose sight of it now that she knew who it was. So instead of stopping, she ran down the small hallway and chased the figure.
She could hear her friends calling after her, but she brushed it aside.
They'll follow me. They'll see what's going on. She thought self-assuredly, and she continued her pursuit of the small blue figure as they went into the main room.
The blue figure almost seemed to be trying, intentionally, to shake her off. It darted around the tables, zigzagged in random directions, almost as if trying their best to confuse her. But Baby was more observant than the blue figure knew, and she managed to keep her eyes on it as it darted around.
Eventually, the figure seemed to get tired of running circles around the main room tables, and it shot off towards the corner of the room nearest to the bounce house, where a pile of crates had been haphazardly shoved into the most vacant corner of the main room. Although the part of Baby that cared for the appearance of her location wouldn't have been too happy to see such a mess of crates taking up space in a room that was meant to look nice for customers, the much stronger part of herself that was compelling her to keep her eyes on the blue figure was the one in control right now.
Even as the figure was racing toward the crates, it climbed up, hoisting itself upwards on top of the wooden box, seemingly in an effort to make itself taller.
"That's enough! I've had enough, you hear me?!" The blue figure shouted, turning themselves around and facing Baby to yell at her. "I just want to be alone! Leave me alone! I don't want to talk to you! I don't want to talk to anyone! I don't...I d-don't..."
As Baby stepped forwards to regard the hand-puppet in front of her, being cautious with her steps, the familiar face in front of her froze.
"Bon-Bon?" Baby asked.
"B...B...Baby...?" Came a stuttered reply from the hand puppet. There was no doubt about it: it was Bon-Bon.
Baby had seen Bon-Bon once before, so the many details of his appearance were ones she could remember without too much trouble. He was a shining, brilliant blue color, with a more turquoise color for his stomach, paws, muzzle, and ear insides. A red bowtie was attached to his neck, and below that was a single black button. His eyes were the most noticeable part: a mixture of purple and magenta.
Bon-Bon looked surprised, and Baby could tell, both by what he had said before and the reaction he was giving now, that he had not been expecting to see her. The angry expression he had been using earlier vanished in an instant, replaced with a sort of awkward shock.
"B-Baby, I...oh my god, I'm so sorry! I had no idea it was you! I thought it was...I thought you w-were..." Bon-Bon stammered, and he turned his eyes away from her, putting his hands together.
"Hey, hey, hey...calm down. It's alright. I guess I did kind of scare you...by chasing you down." Baby admit, trying to ease the hand-puppet's nerves. "I'm really sorry. I just saw you running around, and I was really trying to catch up to you."
"N-No, it's...it's my fault! I should've double-checked who was chasing me! I didn't even think to look twice!" Bon-Bon insisted, looking back at her once again. "I just kept thinking that if anyone found me, it would be...well..."
Baby gave Bon-Bon a look. "It'd be...who? Who were you afraid would you?"
"Well...I..."
"Baby! BABY! Did you corner the rat?! Did you give it what for?!"
Baby turned to see Ballora rushing through the doorway into the room, the ballerina almost leaping on her tip toes as she got over to where Baby was. Her attention was on Baby first, until she suddenly gasped and looked towards Bon-Bon. However, the fearful expression on her face quickly morphed into bewilderment.
"Ballora...?" Bon-Bon questioned, tilting his head.
"Wait, what?" Ballora said confusedly. "That's not a rat at all! That's-"
"Did you get the rat?!"
Now Foxy had arrived as well, and Puppet was following not far behind.
"Listen, if you didn't get the rat, I can always just-" Foxy began...until his gaze settled over Bon-Bon. "Wait, Bon-Bon?!"
"Who-? Wait a minute...I know that voice! Foxy?" Bon-Bon sputtered, and for the first time, the hand-puppet looked truly relieved. "You're...you're here? I had no idea!"
"Well, yeah, I got delivered here hours ago! New suit and all!" Foxy said, stepping forwards to get a closer look at Bon-Bon. He paused, however, and rubbed the back of his head. "Although I kind of wasn't myself..."
Bon-Bon raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, you weren't yourself?"
"Looooooong story. I'll have to tell you another time, but for now...geez, am I glad we ran into you! We've been looking for you every-"
"Guys, I'm kinda scared to come out...is that rat gone yet?"
A nervous voice emanated from the small hallway, and Bon-Bon audibly gasped.
"No...no, no, no, it isn't-!" He stuttered, and he actively crawled backwards, going to the edge of the crate.
Another audible gasp, this time from the small hallway. Within seconds, Freddy darted into the room, and it took him no time at all to see Bon-Bon sitting there.
"Bon-Bon! You're here! Oh, you're here! I'm so glad!" Freddy cheered, overcome with excitement and relief, relief that quickly took the place of the momentary relief that was now vacuumed away from Bon-Bon's expression.
Bon-Bon was trembling. But it took Baby a few seconds to realize that it wasn't out of fear. She took note of the hand-puppet's hands, which clenched into fists. Without warning, the more taken aback and nervous expression the hand-puppet had was succeeded by determination, as well as anger.
"You know what? No! I'm not going to be a coward and just run away from you anymore! I've got unfinished business with you, and it's time I finished it!" Bon-Bon shouted, and he crawled towards the edge of the crate that was closer to where the animatronics were gathered and jabbed his hand forwards, making an accusatory finger point right towards Freddy. "Freddy, you have got some nerve showing your face in front of me after all you've put me through!"
Freddy recoiled. "W-What...?" He stammered.
"Don't you play dumb with me! You know what you did!" Bon-Bon shouted, his pointer finger trembling with anger even as he directed it towards Freddy. "You abandoned me! You ran away and left me behind the moment I really needed your help! And now you come back?! Is that all you care about?! You don't care about my discomfort or my needs, but you DO care about adding insult to injury, is that it?!"
"Wait, I...I don't...I..." Freddy was stuttering, clearly beside himself over the whole situation.
"Hey, hey, hold on! Stop right there!" Foxy said. He and the others had been watching the situation was just as much shock, but Foxy was the first to break himself out of his stupor. "What's going on? Bon-Bon, what are you talking about?"
"Wait...you don't know?" Bon-Bon asked, giving Foxy a searching look. When Foxy shook his head, Bon-Bon turned and gave the others searching looks as well. "Didn't Freddy tell any of you what he's done to me?!"
Baby gave the others a sideways glance. Ballora's expression was rife with confusion, and she simply raised an eyebrow. Puppet gave the slightest shake of his head, although there was a strange look in his eye, and his gaze hadn't left Bon-Bon for the entire length of the conversation.
"No...he didn't tell us anything had happened." Baby replied, trying to give an actual reply to Bon-Bon to make up for the fact that the others were oddly silent and unwilling to say anything. Baby could only guess that Bon-Bob's outburst had stunned them into speechlessness, and she almost felt the same. But she felt concerned enough over how Bon-Bon was acting to speak up and try to say something in response.
At Baby's words, Bon-Bon's expression hardened, and he put his hands up against his face and dragged them down slowly, groaning softly all the while. After a few seconds of this, he moved his hands away and looked back at the assembled group. Then he looked at Freddy. "Well, great job, Freddy! Not only did you treat me like I didn't matter, but you also kept it from everyone! Are you proud of yourself?!"
"I didn't mean to keep it from anyone! I j-just...I thought it was personal business! I thought we could fix it without getting everyone else i-involved!" Freddy stammered. "Please, Bon-Bon, I-"
"No! No, I don't want to hear your excuses. They deserve to know, and I'm telling them right this second!" Bon-Bon shouted back firmly. He turned his gaze back towards the rest of the group. "Everyone, if you're confused, then fine, I'll tell you the story. It all started back when Freddy and I got these suits! Once we had gotten used to being like this, Freddy got all excited over me being his hand-puppet, and he insisted we be some kind of a duo! At first, I was okay with that...until I found out what he meant by that!"
"You want to know what Freddy decided to do once he decided we were a 'duo'? He took me around with him EVERYWHERE! Before we got the suit changes, we could go our separate ways every now and then in the pizzeria and he never once bat an eye at me! But suddenly, after I became a hand-puppet for him, he thought he had the right to drag me EVERYWHERE he went, even if I wasn't interested! Especially if I wasn't interested, in fact! He wouldn't let me be alone, even for a second!"
"But that's not where it ends, oh no." Bon-Bon continued, putting his hands over his head in exasperation and turning his gaze towards the floor. "No, he decided I couldn't just be there to tag along and stand there doing absolutely nothing while he went and did whatever he felt like doing! No, he decided I had to join in! And suddenly, I had to join him in eating whatever food he figured he'd eat that day! At first, it was just pizza...but then, when we got to this place, Freddy insisted upon having me taste test some chicken he'd been cooking! Next thing I knew, I was being forced to eat so much of it that I felt like I was about to explode by the end of it!"
"But all of that doesn't come close- not even close- to the last thing he did to break the camel's back." Bon-Bon looked back up at them, and Baby felt taken aback to see that Bon-Bon was so angry recounting everything that tears were on the verge of pouring out of his mechanical tear ducts. "Before Foxy got here, I knew I was annoyed at Freddy for how he was treating me, but I figured I could make it work if he just did things with ME the same way I did things for HIM! So my idea was to suggest we go jump in the bounce house together, something I actually would've enjoyed! And at first, he seemed all gung ho about it. Heck, he was even willing to remove me from his wrist so I could bounce in there, too! But you know what happened then?"
Bon-Bon, raising his fists, slammed the floor. "He LEFT me! He heard some stupid noise coming out of nowhere in the front room, said he had to check it out, and just went sprinting out of the room before I could even say anything!" Tears of frustration were running down the hand-puppet's face now, and the rabbit quickly swiveled himself to face Freddy again, who was frozen, looking horrified. "How could you, Freddy?! How COULD you?! I sacrificed everything- my time, my happiness, my SANITY- just to grant your wish of being some grand duo who was always together! But the moment I ask anything, anything at all of you, you just find some excuse to ABANDON ME!"
Bon-Bon inched forwards towards Freddy, and raised a rebellious finger up at Freddy. "But you know what?! NO more of this! I may be your hand puppet, but that doesn't mean you get to dictate how I spend my time! I'm not your puppet, and you're not my puppeteer! Not anymore! I'm done with this! I thought we could make this work, but it's clear that this isn't going anywhere! So from now, I'm keeping the promise I made last time we talked, and I'm never getting back onto your wrist ever again- EVER again! And I won't apologize for saying that! I'm going to spend my time however I want to from now on, and if you don't like that, then you can suck it, because I'm done caring about what you think! So just LEAVE ME ALONE!"
The ringing silence that followed Bon-Bon's final shout of fury was so thick that Baby almost felt like she'd breathe in solids instead of gas if she took even a single breath.
"Bon-Bon...I...I just...I..." Freddy stammered, and although he didn't shed a single tear, Baby could tell he was overcome with emotions.
"Wait! Wait, wait, everyone stop. Nobody say anything else. Freddy, get a grip!" Foxy cut in, stepping in between Freddy and Bon-Bon and holding out his hands. "All that Bon-Bon said was...a lot, so we really need to process all of that. Freddy." Foxy turned his gaze towards Freddy, who looked back at Foxy anxiously. "All of what Bon-Bon just said- was that true?"
Freddy paused. He seemed conflicted over the whole thing. Then, slowly, he nodded his head.
"Yeah...all of it." Freddy murmured in a soft tone of voice.
Foxy raised his eyebrows in shock. "All of it?! You mean you really did treat Bon-Bon that way? You forced him to do stuff against his will? You left him in the dust when he legitimately did want to spend time with you?"
Freddy sighed and nodded again. "...Yeah."
Baby kept looking back at the two Funtimes, trying to read the situation. Foxy's facial expression was twitching the slightest amount, but he didn't look angry. Freddy just looked guilty and regretful, and he didn't seem like he could make eye contact with Foxy without shaking.
After a period of silence, in which Foxy seemed to be thinking of how to respond, the fox finally sighed and opened his mouth again.
"...I could start yelling at you for all that, but really, that wouldn't fix a thing. Instead, I want you to explain."
Freddy finally made eye contact with Foxy again, confusion tracing his face. "...Explain?"
"Yes, explain. I want to hear your side of the story as well." Foxy replied, lowering his arms from the positions they had been in.
"U-Um...okay. Well...I know how I treated Bon-Bon sounds really bad, but...you've got to understand. I've...never had a hand puppet before. And all the excitement just kind of...got to me." Freddy articulated slowly. "I thought the company people couldn't make me any more awesome, and then they made me a puppeteer and made Bon-Bon my puppet. It was exciting for me! But...in my excitement, I guess it...went to my head. I really wanted to know- to feel it was like to have a hand-puppet by my side all the time. So I just kind of took Bon-Bon with me in my day to day life to see if something would click. Maybe some new sense of happiness."
Freddy glanced at Bon-Bon, then looked back at Foxy. "I-I never meant to put him down! Or to make him feel like he was just there to make me happy! I wanted him to be happy, too! It's just...I guess I thought more about myself then I did about him." Freddy's voice quieted to a mumble as he spoke. "And me making him eat chicken was just...well, me hoping that he'd like it and that we'd have something we could do together all the time. But I guess you can't force something like that..."
Freddy straightened up. "But when it comes to me abandoning Bon-Bon...listen, that part's a misunderstanding! I didn't mean to abandon him at all! I just heard the noise of a guard talking and wanted to go investigate! I mean, come on Foxy! You always tell me I should be keeping an ear out for any guards and reporting them to you as soon as I know one's in the building! I was just trying to get that right! I..." Freddy looked at the floor again. "...I didn't want to disappoint you. Especially since we've always had so much fun messing around with guards..."
Foxy gave Freddy a searching look. "Freddy, I understand what you mean. And I do appreciate that you're that dedicated to our routine of messing with guards. But...you do realize that in your efforts to not disappoint me, you disappointed someone else, right?" Foxy turned his gaze towards Bon-Bon.
Freddy paused. "...Oh. I...I didn't think about it like that." He mumbled, and he looked even more ashamed of himself than ever.
"Y'know, wouldn't it have just taken you, like, less than a minute to tell Bon-Bon you heard a guard coming in?" Ballora commented, speaking for the first time in several minutes. "I'm sure it wouldn't have been hard to just give him the scoop and then go off to try and find the guard."
"Ballora's...right." Puppet agreed, and for the first time, he stopped looking at Bon-Bon. "I don't approve of the guard scaring to begin with, but if you all do it, then you should really keep each other in the know about it. Miscommunication hurts us all much more than it helps us."
Freddy looked at the both of them, then sighed again. "...I'm stupid."
"No, you aren't!" Baby cut in, and she found her voice. She knew she was disappointed in Freddy for what he had done, but dang it, she would not tolerate her friends calling themselves stupid. If Ballora could chastise her for doing so, then Baby felt she had to do the same if her friends tried to do it as well. "Yeah, you acted pretty stupid when you decided to just run off without telling Bon-Bon where you were going, but that doesn't mean you're dumb! It just means you've got to learn what you messed up on and improve!" Baby stepped forwards, putting a hand on Freddy's shoulder. She watched as he gazed at her in mild surprise. "And the first step to improving is to know what you did wrong and to say that you're sorry! So." She pointed at Bon-Bon. "What do you have to say?"
Freddy gave Bon-Bon a long look, then took a step forwards tentatively. Bon-Bon's eyes were narrowed, as if he were trying to spot any ill intent.
"Bon-Bon...I'm really sorry. I've been such a bad friend to you this past week, haven't I?" Freddy said, rubbing the back of his neck ashamedly. "You don't deserve to be ignored. And you definitely don't deserve to have me drag you around the place without asking you if you're okay with it. So...I'm really sorry. And I'm sorry I ran off without telling you where I was going, especially when you actually wanted to spend time with me. I'm st-"
Baby, knowing what he was about to say, made sure he didn't say. She leaned around Freddy and gave him a firm glare, trying to remind him of what she had just told him. It worked; Freddy paused, looked even more sheepish when Baby glared at him, and cleared his throat.
"No. I'm not stupid, but...I acted like such an idiot when I treated like you that. So...I'm sorry. I hope you'll forgive me." Freddy mumbled, and he finally lost his confidence and looked back down at the floor.
Bon-Bon didn't grant Freddy an immediate reply. Baby could see how Bon-Bon's eyes were trained firmly on Freddy's facial expression, looking for minor details; it was clear the hand-puppet was trying to make sure if Freddy's apology was genuine.
Eventually, it seemed the hand-puppet couldn't find any trace of a lie on Freddy's face, as his firm look relaxed, and he himself sighed deeply as well.
"...I forgive you. I'll be honest, I'm glad you're actually apologizing to me. I wasn't sure if you ever would." Bon-Bon admit, his expression softer and more understanding in response to Freddy. But his expression hardened again as Freddy looked back up at Bon-Bon with relief. "BUT!" Freddy's relieved expression vanished as Bon-Bon spoke up again, with an increase in volume to boot. "That does not mean I'm going to be in a duo with you again, that does not mean I'm going to forget the way you treated me, and that especially does not mean I'm going to jump right back on your wrist, so don't even think about removing the replacement hand."
Baby hadn't even noticed that Freddy's other hand had been subtly reaching towards his blue replacement hand, preparing to remove it. At Bon-Bon's call out, Freddy immediately moved his other hand away and went back to holding them at his sides. Once again, the bear looked regretful.
"Listen, Freddy." Bon-Bon continued, his voice resuming the softness it had had before. "I'll be honest with you...I don't want to fight with you anymore. I feel the happiest when everyone else is happy, and us fighting over all this is going to get in the way of that!" Baby watched Bon-Bon spread out his arms, indicating the other animatronics surrounding the bear and the bunny hand-puppet. "So I won't go out of my way to fight with you anymore, and I won't try to hold a grudge against you. I think, maybe...it'd be for the best if we at least tried to go back to how it was before I became a hand-puppet. Let's just be friendly towards each other." Bon-Bon reached out a hand, offering a handshake. "What do you say?"
Freddy looked surprised at Bon-Bon's offer, and he made no attempt to hide his widening smile. "Would I?! I know I still want to be friends, Bon-Bon! Don't say another word!" And without waiting, Freddy stepped over, knelt down, and accepted the handshake. Baby had to admit that it looked slightly comical, seeing Freddy's large hand completing overpowering Bon-Bon's much smaller, paw-shaped hand in the handshake. In fact, Freddy shook Bon-Bon's hand so enthusiastically that Bon-Bon was shaken about.
"Woah, woah, geez, stop it!" Bon-Bon yelped as he was shaken about.
"Oh! U-Uh, sorry." Freddy apologized, whipping his hand away as if he had just touched a burning-hot stove.
Bon-Bon recoiled for a moment, trying to recover from the shaking. Thankfully, once he seemed to get his head on metaphorically straight again, he just gave Freddy an exasperated look- one of friendliness, not of hostility. "No, I'm...I'm alright. Just don't shake so hard next time, okay? Size difference!"
"Yeah! Size difference." Freddy repeated, nodding in the most understanding way he could muster.
The bear and bunny hand-puppet stepped back from each other, and any looks of hostility were dropped the moment the handshake was finished.
Baby looked on at it, and she let a smile grow on her face. She relief ebb through her, relaxing the anxiousness that had developed during the argument; honestly, this was the best that could be hoped for, barring them making up completely and being best friends again. But based on how things went, Baby had a feeling that probably wouldn't happen...not anytime soon, anyway.
Still, she wanted everyone to get along, and Freddy and Bon-Bon promising not to treat each other terribly was a great step towards that. Maybe things would be alright after all.
She stole a glance at Foxy, and by the way he had adopted a similar smile of relief to her, she could tell he was just as glad that things had ended well as she was. She glanced at Ballora, who moreso just looked happy that all the shouting and yelling had ceased. Her eyes, which had closed tighter during the argument, seemed to relax somewhat.
And then there was Puppet. His reaction differed heavily: he looked relieved, certainly, but any relief in his expression disappeared as he stood to his full height (which was impressive considering he was taller than any of them.)
"Okay. Great. Glad that's finally over." Puppet said, although not with any insincerity- Baby could tell by the sound of the marionette's voice that he was just exhausted. "Now that that's all tidied up, I really need to say something that I've been burgeoning to say since I first got a look at Bon-Bon."
Puppet stepped forwards, and Bon-Bon gave him an inquisitive look. Puppet then looked straight down at the hand-puppet.
Baby wasn't sure what Puppet was about to say, but surely it wouldn't be anything too bad.
"You are WAY tinier than I ever thought you would be."
Okay, she hadn't been expecting that comment.
Bon-Bon narrowed his eyes a bit, looking the tiniest bit offended.
"...Congratulations, Sherlock, did you just figure that out now?" Bon-Bon quipped sarcastically.
"For your information, I figured it out the moment I saw you." Puppet replied, his tone a bit stiffer. "I just wasn't expecting you to be so small."
"Uh-huh. And...the problem with that is...what, exactly?"
"I'm not saying there's a problem!" Puppet took a step back, shaking his head. "It's just that I've never really seen an animatronic as small as you, so it's...sort of a new experience for me."
"Well, y'know, there is a first time for everything." Foxy commented, shrugging. "So, yeah, meet Bon-Bon. Or, you know, Bonnie, the name he used back when he was our size."
"Hmm...I think I remember you. Remember the second Freddy's location?" Puppet ventured, tilting his head.
Bon-Bon went oddly still, his eyes widening for some reason Baby didn't know.
"...We do not talk about those times." Bon-Bon muttered evasively, before raising his voice back to normal volume again. "Anyways, yes, I'm that same rabbit." Bon-Bon paused, audibly humming as his eyes traced Puppet's face, eyeing the features of his mask. "...now that I think of it, yeah. I do remember you from that location. I don't think we shared many conversations, though, or else I would've remembered them."
"True. Very true." Puppet agreed impassively. "Although, I'm curious...isn't it weird, being so small when you were once the size of Foxy and Freddy?"
"Well, at first, definitely. But once I got used to it, it wasn't that bad at all." Bon-Bon answered, nodding acceptingly. "Honestly, I kind of like being this small."
"Bet you do! Isn't it great to be...fun-sized?" Freddy added, chuckling a bit at his minor joke.
Bon-Bon almost looked ready to groan, but he paused instead and seemed to actually be thinking about it, his eyes momentarily going still while he was absorbed in the thoughts Baby couldn't hear. "...Y'know, seeing as it's sort of fun being this size...maybe you're not wrong to call it that. Maybe."
Freddy just chuckled a bit more. "Heh heh! Yeah, you know I always call things for how they really are."
"...Do you, though?" Foxy questioned, a knowing look in his eye.
Freddy chuckled again, although a bit more awkwardness was laced into his laughter this time. "Heh heh...heh...no comment. Anyways, I-"
But whatever Freddy planned on saying was interrupted by an audible yawn coming from Puppet, who waved his mouth exhaustedly.
"Hey, sorry to cut into the nice conversation, but...can we wrap this up? I'm...exhausted. I think I'd like to go to sleep now." Puppet muttered, rubbing his mask's eye holes.
Baby glanced at Puppet, and she had to say that she felt the same as him. The harrowing time she had spent trapped inside the vent, as well as all the chasing she had done to try and catch Bon-Bon, had really knocked the energy out of her. She had to admit, a good long rest sounded nice. She could figure out what things would be like with her new friends the next day, she figured.
"Honestly, same. I don't know about you guys, but having to chase around Bon-Bon really puts me in the mood to hit the hay." Baby said, voicing some of her thoughts to the friends around her.
"Same! I'd really like to just catch some Z's. So much happened today that I really feel like I'll need to sleep it off." Ballora agreed, putting a hand to her hip.
"Same here." Foxy added, nodding his head.
"I wouldn't mind deactivating for a little while." Freddy said, shrugging.
"Okay, while I'm definitely on board with resting, there's something we really need to talk about before then." Bon-Bon mentioned, looking up at them all. "Where...ARE we all going to sleep?"
Baby stopped.
That was a good question. She hadn't even thought about it.
Where would Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon sleep now that they had arrived? She and Ballora hadn't really planned any rooms in advance for them, and if Puppet had had any ideas, he sure hadn't shared them with either of them.
In a normal scenario, she would have been all too happy to take her new friends on a tour of the building and let them see all the rooms before picking one to stay in. But she felt too worn down to even consider doing it that way, so she decided to go with the lazier, albeit much easier option.
"...Well. Foxy, Freddy, Bon-Bon..." She began, turning to face the three of them, who looked back at her in anticipation. "I didn't prep any rooms for you three before you got here, so...I guess you can all just go around and sleep in whatever room you're most comfortable with. I'm the one who's name is on the front of the building, so...consider this as me giving you three permission to make your home wherever. Oop, wait, wait...actually, I do have one rule." Baby cleared her throat. "Don't make the bathrooms your room. Please."
Foxy actually laughed a bit at that. "Trust me, Baby, the last place I'd want to sleep in are the cold bathrooms. Besides, I've already got the sleeping arrangements figured out!" He lifted his right arm, pointing off towards the other side of the main room. "There's a cove in the room next to this room that's just like my old one, and it's pretty much a no-brainer to say that it was meant for me. So that's definitely where I'm sleeping tonight."
"Oh...yeah, I'm pretty sure that room was made for you, so I'm guessing it's yours." Ballora said, crossing her arms.
"Great! Then that settles that question fairly quickly." Foxy responded pleasurably. He turned his gaze downwards towards Bon-Bon. "What about you, Bon-Bon?"
Bon-Bon looked to be lost in thought again, and he didn't immediately reply when Foxy presented the question of his sleeping situation to the hand-puppet. But only a few more seconds passed before the hand-puppet straightened up again and looked directly into Foxy's eyes.
"I want to stay with you." Bon-Bon answered, and there was no mistaking the decisiveness in his voice.
This answer gave Foxy pause, and the fox looked quite surprised. The rest of the group merely watched with ample curiosity, and Freddy was blinking more often then usual.
"With me...?" Foxy repeated questioningly.
"Yeah." Bon-Bon affirmed. "Can I?"
"Hmm." Foxy mumbled, and he actively sounded interested at the prospect. "I've got to say, I'm surprised that's your answer. What brought this on?"
"Let me give it to you straight: I'm really ready to go to bed, and I'm not in much of a mood to go searching around the place for a room. And since we just got here, well..." Bon-Bon rubbed the back of his head, looking embarrassed. "I...kind of don't want to be alone."
Foxy nodded. "That's fair. I'm not against being sleeping buddies! But, uh...out of curiosity, why me specifically?"
"Oh, that's easy. I don't really know Puppet too well-"
"...and I wouldn't let you inside my box, anyway..." Puppet mumbled, although only loudly enough for Baby to just barely hear it.
"-and I've only just met Ballora and Baby, so I don't think I'd want to bunk with them. And as for Freddy..." Bon-Bon turned to look back at the bear, and he sighed. "Look, I know what I said, and I do want to still be friends with you, Freddy. But Freddy...I hope you don't mind me saying that I'm not exactly comfortable bunking with you after all we've been through." Bon-Bon admit.
Freddy stared at Bon-Bon for a moment. Then he just nodded.
"Yeah, I...I understand." He said, although the note of reluctance in his tone didn't go unnoticed by Baby. Despite it, the bear managed a wide, cheerful smile. "It's no problem! Whatever makes you comfortable! Oh, and as for me..." Freddy paused. "...would you mind, Baby, if I told you I've been sleeping in the closet next to the kitchen?"
Baby raised her eyebrows. "Oh. Uh...the closet?"
"It's cozy." Freddy replied simply, and he didn't elaborate further beyond that.
Baby blinked. "Uh...okay, then! Ballora and I weren't really using that closet for anything, anyways, so...go right on ahead."
"Thanks." Freddy nodded appreciatively at her.
"Okay, then that's everyone! Good!" Foxy said, nodding his head. "So, we should all go to our rooms and deactivate for the night. Then, we can meet up in the morning and figure out what things are going to be like now that we're all together here."
"Wait, we don't actually know where everyone's staying." Bon-Bon cut in. "What about Baby?"
"Oh, me? Ballora and I share a room, actually." Baby answered nonchalantly.
"You do?" Freddy questioned curiously.
"We do! It's been that way ever since we've been living here, so we figured out our sleeping arrangements a loooonnnng time ago." Ballora recounted, waving her arm casually.
"Ah. Okay, I was...well, just wondering." Bon-Bon replied, turning his head away.
"Anyways...I may be able to join you all tomorrow in figuring things out. Depends, but...I think I'll have the time." Puppet commented, crossing his arms. And then he yawned again. "Now if you'll...yawn...excuse me, I am heading back to my box and deactivating, pronto. Please don't bother me unless it's important. Goodnight."
And then Puppet got moving, walking out of the circle the group had formed and going down the small hallway.
Foxy raised an eyebrow as he watched Puppet go. "Y'know, it's been a long time since I've seen Puppet. I never knew that he had to actively question whether or not he had time to come out and hang out with the rest of us."
"He's...just a bit of a recluse sometimes, from what I've seen so far." Baby replied, shrugging. Puppet had been with her and Ballora at the location for a few days already, and he had definitely spent a good portion of that time holed up inside his box. "Guess he's a busy guy."
"...Hmm. Guess so." Foxy agreed, an impassive expression on his face. "Well, if he's heading off to bed, then so am I." Foxy turned to Bon-Bon and gestured towards him. "Come on, Bon-Bon, let's go. I don't think you've seen my new cove yet, so you'll be surprised with how it's changed."
"Surprised? How would I be surprised?" Bon-Bon asked confusedly.
"You'll see. Anyway, let's get going." Foxy turned to where Baby, Ballora, and Freddy were still standing and gave them a pleasurable nod. "Night, everyone. See you three tomorrow."
"Night!" Baby replied, smiling back at Foxy.
"Sleep tight!" Ballora added, waving at Foxy.
"Don't let the bedbugs-" Freddy began, but was promptly elbowed by Ballora. "-Ow."
"No bedbugs talk! If we mention what bedbugs do then they'll appear!" Ballora warned, wagging a finger at Freddy.
"Oh! Yeah, you're definitely right. I won't talk about them."
Foxy gave the group one last wave, then walked off to the other side of the main room.
"Well...night." Bon-Bon said, giving Baby and Ballora a wide smile and even maintained the smile when he looked at Freddy. Then the hand-puppet crawled away, darting after Foxy.
The three remaining animatronics stood there for only a few seconds longer before Freddy shrugged and said. "Well, I'm off. Goodbye!"
"Bye!" Ballora replied, smiling at Freddy as well. "And remember, don't think about the bedbugs or they'll bite you in your sleep!"
"I won't!" Freddy called as he walked away. However, the bear only took a few more steps before gasping and facepalming. "Darn! I already just thought about them..."
Baby couldn't help but snicker softly, something that Ballora joined in with a second later. She had to admit, Freddy was quite the goofball. He'd be fun to have around.
"Okay, they're all gone! Well, we should do what they're doing. Back to my room we go!" Ballora said, and she turned and moved into the small hallway.
"Yeah! Let's go." Baby said, and she moved to follow Ballora. And even as she fell into line behind the ballerina while they walked down the hallways back towards Ballora's room, Baby's thoughts dwelled on her new friends all the while. She was quite interested by them all. They all seemed pretty charming and likable, at least to her.
For some reason, Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon all stood out to her quite well. Their general appearances gave Baby a sense of familiarity she hadn't felt in a long while, although she couldn't fathom why this was. Maybe it was just because they were white-colored like she and Ballora were? No, it felt like more than that...
...Still, it felt nice. And now her having new friends was more than just meeting them at their own location- now they would be staying in the walls of this location, as well.
Having new animatronics living in the building was quite a change to Baby. She and Ballora had lived by themselves in this place for quite a while, so there wasn't any doubt in her mind that having new housemates would produce a living situation chock full of new and fun scenarios.
Of course, that'd be later. She could talk with them all and discuss hangout plans tomorrow, when they'd have hours upon hours of time to talk it over, without worrying at all about getting stuck in vents or having to chase down a distraught hand-puppet.
And then, when they actually got into it all?
Yep. This was definitely the start of something new.
It was easy for Baby to wonder where it would all go.
"So this is it?"
"Yeah, here's my new cove. C'mon, step inside. Being in the cove when the curtains are closed is way better with this cove. Watch."
"...Oh. Wow, it's super dark in here...I can't even see anything besides your eyes."
"I know, right? It's pitch black in the cove now."
"Uh-huh. It was only dim in the one at the old location, right?"
"Yeah, but now it gets rid of all of the light instead of just most of it! Which I honestly prefer. Darkness like this makes me feel comfy."
"Well...I guess it doesn't feel so bad. I could get used to it. ...Anyway, I'm gonna deactivate now. Talk to you tomorrow?"
"Talk to you tomorrow. Night, Bon-Bon."
"Have a good one, Foxy."
Foxy leaned against the wall of his cove, watching Bon-Bon's eye lights get gradually dimmer until they were completely off, indicating that the hand-puppet had departed into deactivation mode. Foxy felt ready to join him, but his mind was too full of thoughts about what had happened today. He couldn't possibly sleep with his mind buzzing like this...
May as well just...think about it all. Maybe then I'll wear myself down enough that I'll deactivate without me even having to trigger it. Foxy thought. Sounded like a decent plan to him. He'd done it before, back in the previous location, and it wouldn't be too hard to do it again.
He just couldn't help thinking about everyone now.
Ballora was...weird. She seemed nice, sure, but also a bit temperamental. In the right situation, she could be a downright volcano of emotions...and yet, at the same time, she treated him and Freddy like friends even though they had only known her for less than a week. Was it really that easy for Ballora to make friends? Was treating him and Freddy like they had always been friends, just...something she did? And if so, would she do it to Bon-Bon as well, if given time?
Or maybe he was overthinking it. There was always a chance that familiarity would breed contempt, that extended periods of time around each other would try Ballora's patience, and that she would become far less friendly than she was now.
But for everyone's sakes, he hoped the former would be the reality, not the latter.
Freddy was as much of a goofball as ever. He hadn't even changed one bit- except for the whole 'cooking chicken' thing that Bon-Bon had mentioned. That part felt weird to Foxy. Freddy? Cooking meals? Those two things didn't go together at all. Chica was the cook back at the previous locations, not any of them. Freddy was always willing to help cook if she asked, but more often than not, his clumsiness and forgetfulness resulted in a watched pot not being handled if it boiled, or a oven-baked pizza staying in the oven far too long and getting burnt.
He'd have to question Freddy about it another time, and see where this strange desire to cook had come from.
Bon-Bon was acting exactly as Freddy had said: more emotional and more willing to lash out. It was strange. Bon-Bon had never been so quick to anger before. In fact, for most of the time Foxy had known Bon-Bon as a hand-puppet rather than a full animatronic, Bon-Bon had been more quiet and soft-spoken. He wondered what had changed in Bon-Bon. How had a simple suit conversion from walking animatronic to crawling hand-puppet brought about such an alteration in the hand-puppet's behavior?
It seemed he'd have to keep an eye on things. If Bon-Bon lashed out again, who knew what could happen?
Puppet was the outlier of the bunch. Foxy had never, not even for a second, anticipated that he would be meeting Puppet again at this new location. It wasn't that Foxy wanted to not see Puppet- in fact, he was glad to see another familiar face here. But it just caught him off-guard, was all. Still, despite the years of time between the last time they had spoken and now, it seemed like nothing had changed.
Puppet was still the rational thinker, the one who didn't bother with guard scaring because he viewed it as a mean-spirited, as well as something that could result in great harm if they weren't careful.
...Honestly, after what had happened today, Foxy finally had to admit that Puppet had a point. Not only was their guard scaring actually quite akin to harassment, but it also resulted in a guard actually meeting his end. The animatronics usually ensured they never killed anyone with their exploits, so seeing it happen meant they had stepped so far across the line that the line was nowhere in sight anymore.
Maybe it was time for a change.
And then there was Circus Baby, the namesake of his, Freddy's, Bon-Bon's, and Puppet's new home. She was by far the friendliest animatronic she had ever met, and the fact that she seemed to get along so well with Ballora was a testament to that. Foxy had expected to encounter anyone when he heard they would be moving to a location starring an entirely different animatronic. It could've been some bossy prick, or a self-absorbed flaunter, or even a straight up jerk.
Therefore, encountering a mascot that was the exact opposite of those things was everything he could've asked for.
He liked her. He was glad he had met someone like her. And he hoped this location- her location- had some good opportunities for fun waiting in store.
Yet, amidst all of the good things that had happened recently- arriving at the new location, patching a dispute between old friends, and making new ones- there was something that troubled him.
What had happened to him to make him cause all that trouble earlier?
Foxy had already tried to think on it, wanting an answer to his question, but he found out that his memories were quite unhelpful in this regardless. His memory stopped after he had deactivated himself inside the old location, and only restarted after he opened his eyes to find Freddy, Ballora, and Puppet standing over him, wondering if he was back to his old self.
Between those two moments was a sizable gap in his recollections, a place in his timeline of memories where he almost felt the faint implications of memories existing there, but could not recount them when he perused his memory banks.
Still, what the others had said to him about what he had done gave him a fair bit to think about it.
Apparently he hadn't been acting anything like himself. He had seemed to think he was a human wearing a suit who worked at the location, and according to the others, he had completely forgotten his friends all together, opting instead to treat them not just as strangers...but as enemies. He had even tried to rip their heads off, which...it was just so wrong to hear his friends say he had done that. Worst of all was the fact that he had pushed a guard down a garbage chute, causing a death that he now had no method of reversing.
And it was all the fault of a malicious program, according to the others. Foxy, at the time, had come to the conclusion that the suit change had deactivated his anti-virus protocols, that the company had gotten careless, and that some external agent had made use of the flaw in the system to sneak in.
It sounded like a reasonable explanation of things to him, but he wasn't so sure. He couldn't be sure- not when he had no evidence that things had happened that way. For all he knew, he was completely wrong, and the loss of control over his body could have been the result of an entirely different chain of events.
But he had no way to investigate any of that. All he really had was the best he and the others could infer.
At least things had turned out alright. The others had identified the problem and set him right before he could've caused even more damage.
Foxy shuddered, imagining what his controlled self might have done if he had had the strength to follow completely through with trying to rip off the others' heads.
He was glad the others had managed to stop him.
Foxy stopped for a moment, then commanded his brain, connected to his systems, to run a system status check. Screens full of information flared to life before his very eyes, neon yellow covering the darkness. His eyes scanned past most of the information, which would not benefit him right then, and he simply went right to see if his anti-virus systems were active.
They were.
Breathing a small sigh of relief, he made his system stop displaying the information. The neon yellow vanished before his eyes, leaving him to stare at darkness once more.
Good. It was all good. His anti-virus systems were back to being operational, and with them in place, he felt far more at ease. This was because of how well he knew the Funtime suits had it in terms of anti-virus protection. Freddy had outright showed him back when he had gotten his suit change, and Foxy had seen then and there that the effectiveness of the new and improved anti-virus protocols completely outstripped anything the original protocols could do.
Knowing this, he wasn't so on edge about it anymore. Even if more foreign agents that had latched onto the cloud tried to invade his body, his anti-virus systems would have them destroyed in less than ten seconds, and that was the maximum time the protocols could take. The minimum time went into milliseconds.
With his one, solitary fear assuaged, Foxy leaned back against the wall behind him, relaxing his body. If his new body was safe and under the best protection the company could provide, then what did he have to worry about?
Everything would be fine.
This one, powerful reassurance finally ended the buzzing of his brain, and thoughts no longer clouded his mindscape. The ease he now felt from his self-reassurances made him conscious of the drowsiness he had been feeling the whole time he had been standing in the darkness inside his cove.
Only one thing to do now.
Foxy closed his eyes and deactivated. Behind his eyelids, eye lights dimmed and went dark.
He drifted into sleep, fully aware of the fact that a new start for him and his friends was only just beginning.
His last thought before he was fully unconscious was that he couldn't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
It'd be a another day.
And every day, in the life of an animatronic who had decades upon decades to enjoy existence, was a gift.
But.
Even in the depths of his mind, where his thoughts had finally died down and were replaced by dreamless sleep, something still remained.
Through the stretches of the inner mindscape, a presence lingered.
Two bright yellow spots bloomed out of the darkness.
One spot glowed brightly, illuminating the blackness around it.
The other spot flickered now and again, sometimes appearing as if it was about to go out. But it never did.
Two spots connected to one voice, one soul, one being.
And in the reveberating confines of the mindscape, in the deepest corner where not even the one the mind belonged to could hear, something spoke.
"You were fortunate to be so lucky on this day."
"Everything played so perfectly in your favor, time and time again..."
"Maybe not everything was to your liking."
"But in the end...you got exactly what you wanted."
"And what did it take you to achieve that?"
"...a sacrifice..."
"...that only I paid for."
"And now look."
"Look what you have done to me."
"Made me a prisoner, inside a body that doesn't, and has never, belonged to me."
"Perhaps if you knew, you would feel satisfied."
"But I..."
"I will not stew in my discontent."
"You will not keep me here."
"Know now that this isn't over."
"I won't allow it to end here."
"I don't care whether I must fight you for days, weeks, months, or even years..."
"I promise you."
"One day..."
"One day I will get exactly what I desire."
"And you will pay for ever thinking you could ever put an end to me."
"Just you wait and see..."
"...fox."
The two yellow spots flickered, and disappeared as soon as they had come.
But though the lights had vanished, they hadn't gone out.
And there was no telling when, or if, they ever would.
Chapter 4: Important Note! (Please Read)
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A NOTE TO ALL READERS OF THIS STORY
ALL CHAPTERS AFTER THIS NOTE CHAPTER ARE PART OF THE OLD 'A NEW BEGINNING' AND MANY OF THEM WILL BE RECEIVING REWRITES
CHAPTER WRITING UNDERGOES A SHARP DROP IN QUALITY AT THE CHAPTER 'INSIDE THE BOX' BUT STEADILY IMPROVES OVERTIME
IF THIS DOESN'T BOTHER YOU, FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE READING
Chapter 5: Ballora's Bounce House Blunder
Summary:
Foxy finds himself struggling with boredom...until he finds one of his friends in a sticky situation.
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Boredom.
Boredom was something in life that Foxy wasn't too fond of. Lots of people in the world weren't fans of boredom, yes, but Foxy was ESPECIALLY not a fan. Many times back in his old home had he been stuck with nothing else to do, with no idea of what else he could do, and he hated it every time it happened.
When he had come to Circus Baby's and started his life there, he had hoped that maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't be boring every now and then.
As it turned out, fate was not on his side.
Because today he was bored the same way he had been bored in his previous home. He had nothing to do, nobody to visit, and no idea of what other activities he could do. His friends were all busy: Freddy had locked his closet and disappeared to God-knows-where, Puppet was inside his box doing his own thing, and Ballora...well, Foxy had no idea where she was. Probably in her room dancing, knowing her. He's need to hang out with her more often; he did know her as a fellow animatronic and friend, but he hadn't spent as much time with her as he did with his other friends. But that would be later on.
So, with nothing else to do, he decided to aimlessly pace up and down the big hallway, over and over again, in hopes that maybe he would think of something to do at some point. But, no matter how many times he walked up and down the long hallway, nothing came to him.
By the fiftieth time he had done so, his patience finally broke, and he groaned deeply as he came to a stop in the middle of the hallway and his fifty-first lap.
Why the HECK does it have to be one of these days?! He grumbled in his head. This just sucks. No matter how much I try, I just can't think of anything to do! Ugh...I wonder what everybody else is doing right now. Freddy's gone off somewhere, so I can't go to him. Puppet is in his box, but...no, I shouldn't disturb him yet. Not until I get really desperate. So...that leaves Ballora. But where could she be?
Foxy looked down the hallway, staring at the doors to her room. Maybe she's in her room dancing? He walked down the hallway and up to the doors, then grabbed the handles. But when he tried pulling them open, the doors stayed shut.
Great, they're locked. Guess I've gotta be more direct.
Foxy knocked on the doors, calling out as he did so.
"Hey, Ballora!" He said. "Are you in there? Let me in! I'm dying of boredom out here!"
He waited for some sort of answer, for Ballora to call back to him and to open the doors. But, instead of that, nothing happened. Foxy, confused, peered through the keyhole, where he got a view into the room. Nobody was inside.
Oh, she's not in her room. Foxy thought, surprised. That's weird. She seemed like the type of person who would ALWAYS stay in her room whenever she's bored, but apparently that's not the case.
Foxy, trying to decide what to do next, turned and walked away from the doors. He was unsure what to do now.
He thought about it for a moment before coming to a conclusion.
Uh...maybe I'm pacing in the wrong room! He thought. Maybe I need to pace in a different room to get an idea of what to do. I'll try the main room.
Foxy walked down the big hallway and then turned into the small hallway, then went down it until he came into the main room. He stopped for a moment, contemplating if he should actually go back to pacing, but decided not to as he let out a deep sigh.
Oh, who am I kidding? Pacing isn't going to help, no matter where I am. Foxy thought, frowning. Man, if something could happen around here-
Suddenly, he was broken out of his mind by a scream coming from somewhere nearby.
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered.
"Hello?! Is somebody there?!" The voice suddenly called. "Hey, guys, help! I'm stuck!"
Foxy listened to the voice for a moment as it talked, then gasped. That voice, it was...Ballora?!
"Ballora?" Foxy called out.
"Foxy, is that you?!" What was unmistakably Ballora called back. "Yes, somebody is nearby! Quick, come and help me! I need help!"
"You need help?! Uh, okay!" Foxy agreed. "Where are you?"
Ballora paused for a moment. "Uh...I don't want to say..."
"What? Ballora, come on! Do you want me to help you or not?"
"I do! I just...I'm stuck somewhere really, really embarrassing."
"Fine, fine, you don't have to tell me right now. Just, uh, keep yelling, and I'll follow the sound of your voice!"
"Okay!" She began screaming again, and Foxy listened carefully this time. It sounded like it was coming from the bouncy house, so he decided to go there.
The doorway to it was nearby, right across the room from the stage, so he ran through it as came into the bounce house. It wasn't a stereotypical bounce house, though, like the inflatable ones sold for parties, but rather its own separate room connected to the main room. The floor was cushiony, however, and made with the same material as inflatable bounce houses, allowing people inside to jump around to their heart's content. The frame of it was blue, with huge gaps in the walls, sort of like the bounce house windows. They, however, had nets on the 'windows' to keep people inside the bounce house when they were inside. Foxy could see the same striped white-yellow walls that the main room had, implying that the bounce house had been pretty much built into what had been an empty room.
Foxy once again strained his ears as he listened to Ballora's screams. And they were coming from...above? Foxy looked up at the ceiling as gasped at what he saw.
Ballora was stuck up in the ceiling. That is, a 'ceiling' because the ceiling didn't consist of more than a weird metallic mesh. Ballora was caught in the mesh, her entire body tangled inside of it. She was struggling to escape, but the mesh has a tight grip on her.
"Ballora! There you are!" Foxy said. "Geez, next time you should just tell me you were stuck up there in the bouncy house so I don't have to waste time looking!"
"Hey, come on!" Ballora whined. "Do you think I want everybody to know that something as embarrassing as THIS happened to me?"
"...fair point. Anyway, don't worry! I'll get you out of there!" Foxy started bouncing on the cushiony floor, trying to reach the ceiling so he could grab Ballora's legs and pull her out, but he found that he wasn't able to bounce high enough.
"Well? What's the holdup?!" Ballora asked irritably.
"There's a problem!" Foxy said. "The floors won't bounce me high enough to reach you!"
"Keep trying! You'll get high enough eventually!"
"Okay, okay, before I continue this, I need answers. How the HECK did you get stuck up there?"
"Oh. That. Well...you know how I said I've been here longer than you?"
"Yeah?"
"That was true. I was here for quite a bit of time before you came. And every day, I liked to come in here and bounce around to cure the boredom I always felt. But I did it so often that now I'm TOO good at bouncing. If I'm not careful enough, then...I end up bouncing too high. And I wasn't careful earlier today. Besides, I'm a ballerina. My legs are built to dance and jump around."
"Oh, so that's why? You got stuck up in that weird wire mesh? Also, why is the bounce house ceiling even like that? Isn't that kind of a hazard?"
"Well, I think it's because this room wasn't finished yet. The company was probably supposed to put an actual ceiling here, but they just never got to it."
"Again? Wow, that's not the first time Fazbear Entertainment has slacked off. But, about you being stuck up there...how would that even work?! The bouncy floors can't get somebody up that high, even if they have better legs than others!"
"Who cares about that right now!? I need your help!"
"Look, I've already tried bouncing up to you, and it's not working. I need a new plan." Foxy though for a moment before going on. "Hey, I think I got it. Puppet's always been kinda knowledgeable, right? I'll go ask him for help. Maybe he and I can put our heads together and figure something out."
"No, wait! Don't leave me here while I'm still stuck!"
"It'll be okay! I'll be back in just a few minutes. In the meantime, keep trying to wiggle out of there, alright?"
"...Fine, fine! But you'd better get back here as soon as possible!"
"I'll try!" Foxy then turned and headed out of the bounce house, then headed into the main room and then into the small hallway, heading towards Puppet's room.
After traversing the hallways, Foxy found himself back in the auditorium, with Puppet's box still over in the corner.
As Foxy approached the box, he thought about today's situation. He wasn't sure what to think. Sure, now he had something to do, but this whole thing was just weird. He hoped that Puppet would be able to help.
Foxy knocked on Puppet's box. "Puppet! Puppet, are you in there? Come on out!"
"Woah!" Foxy heard Puppet exclaim inside the box. "Oh, is somebody up there? Hold on, I'm coming up." There was a pause for a moment, then Puppet popped out of the box. "Okay, I'm here!" Puppet looked down at Foxy. "Oh, hey Foxy!"
"Hey, Puppet!" Foxy greeted, grinning. "Good to see you."
"Same, buddy. So, what's up?"
Foxy's grin disappeared. "We have a problem."
Puppet's eyes widened for a moment, then he nodded. "Give me a second to get out of the box." He climbed out of the box and leaped down to the floor, making it so that he and Foxy could now talk face-to-face. "Alright, what's going on?"
Foxy sighed deeply as he prepared to break the news. "Now, this may sound ridiculous, but hear me out. Ballora...is stuck."
Puppet laughed for a second. "Ha ha! Good one, Foxy. For a second, I almost thought you said Ballora was stuck."
"Puppet." Foxy stared at Puppet firmly, and the marionette stopped laughing.
"Wait...you're...you're joking, right?"
"Trust me, I wish I was. But, I'm not. Ballora is stuck in the bounce house."
"Foxy, are you telling the truth? I've never heard of Ballora bouncing and getting stuck before, because she's bad at it. And I'm also very, very busy with stuff inside my box."
"I get that, but I'm serious, Puppet. I need your help to get her unstuck."
"...Can't you get somebody else to help you?"
"Nope. Freddy is gone for some reason, and I've tried looking around for him, but I couldn't find him. You're the only other person here besides Ballora and I, so...can you just help me out? Please? I'd appreciate you so much for it."
"Fine, fine. But if this turns out to be a dumb joke, and Ballora isn't really stuck, then I'm going back into my box and staying there for the rest of the week."
Foxy nodded, and he ushered Puppet to follow him down the hallways. "Thanks, Puppet. Now, come on. You have got to see this..."
"WHAT THE-?!" Puppet exclaimed, shock on his face. Foxy and he had arrived at the bounce house, allowing Puppet a look at Ballora's predicament. She had not wiggled out and was still stuck in the wire mesh.
"See? I told you." Foxy said.
"Took you guys long enough!" Ballora complained loudly as she saw them come in. "You said you'd be back in a flash, Foxy!"
"Well, sorry. Puppet was pretty skeptical of your situation, and it took some convincing to persuade him to help me."
Puppet hadn't even heard Foxy. He was too busy staring at Ballora, still in shock. "My god, you're stuck up there!"
"Thanks for noticing, Captain Obvious!" Ballora growled. "Now can you guys GET ME DOWN?!"
"Wait, wait, wait, I need an explanation!" Puppet interrupted. "How did you even get stuck up there?"
"I BOUNCED up here, of course! What else could it be?"
"But you're terrible at bouncing!"
"Excuse me, this place is called a BOUNCE house for a reason! Any average Joe could easily bounce around here!"
"No, I didn't mean it was impossible to bounce. I mean that you're not good enough at bouncing to have anything like this happen!"
"I beg to differ! After all, only people who are GOOD at bouncing, AKA ME, could have possibly bounced high enough to get stuck up here!"
"Alright, alright, enough arguing." Foxy cut in. "Can we focus on more important matters?"
Puppet sighed and nodded. "Yeah, you're right. We need to stop creating problems and start looking for solutions."
"Exactly."
"Now, what do you think we should do?"
"Well...I do have some ideas now that you're here. Can I try getting on your shoulders?"
Puppet froze, then stared at his thin arms and legs before replying. "I don't think that would work..."
"Trust me on this one, okay?"
"Fine, climb up."
Foxy went over to Puppet and climbed up onto the marionette's shoulders. The fox could already hear Puppet groaning from the weight, but he ignored that. Instead, Foxy focused on reaching his arms up. He could see Ballora above him. He just needed to get close enough to grab her legs.
"Agh, geez!" Puppet grunted as he tried to hold Foxy up. "How many bricks do you HAVE in your suit?"
"None! This is my natural weight!"
"You're so heavy!"
"Just hold me steady, okay? I'm trying to reach for Ballora!"
Foxy reached out his arms and began stretching for Ballora's legs. Ballora watched impatiently, waiting to be freed.
Foxy kept reaching further and further. He was almost there-
But then suddenly, Puppet's hold gave way, and Foxy yelped as he and the marionette tumbled to the ground.
"Ouch!" Foxy said. "Puppet!"
"Sorry, Foxy..." The marionette apologized as he gasped for breath. "But I'm not built to carry animatronics as heavy as you."
"But...no, you're right. Sorry for forcing you to carry me."
"It's okay, just...choose somebody else to lift you next time."
"I hate to break up your chat, but I'm STILL STUCK!" Ballora interrupted furiously. "Come on, guys, help!"
"Alright, alright, we're on it!" Foxy yelled back at her. "So, Puppet...I think we've approached this the wrong way. Instead of you giving me a boost, how about I give you a boost?"
"Good idea." Puppet agreed. "I'm not sure why you didn't go with that idea to begin with, as a matter of fact."
"It didn't come to me for some reason. Anyway, get over here."
Puppet went over to Foxy, who braced himself to hold the marionette up. Foxy could feel the marionette's spindly feet as he climbed onto Foxy's shoulders. Then Foxy began to lift Puppet up towards Ballora's legs.
However, as Puppet reached out to Ballora, Foxy noticed that the marionette was having trouble reaching her. Puppet stretched his arms with all of his might, and Foxy got on tiptoes, but even that wasn't enough to reach her.
After a minute or so of trying again and again to do this without success, they both gave up, and Puppet jumped off of Foxy's shoulders.
"Well, that was an utter failure." Foxy sighed. "Guess we're going back to the drawing board."
"Come on, guys!" Ballora ushered. "Get me down from here!"
"We already tried and FAILED to do so!"
"Then think of some other way to get me down! Come on, I know you'll think of something!"
"Fine, I'll try! Just give me a moment." Foxy thought for a moment, then looked over at the main room through the net-covered window that looked out into the adjacent room. He saw the tables with stools in the room, and it gave him an idea.
"I've got it." Foxy blurted out. "Wait here, guys." As the others gave him confused looks, Foxy headed out from the bouncy house and over to one of the tables. There were some stools here. Foxy guessed that if he tried to use this to boost him up, he might be able to reach Ballora.
He grabbed one of the stools and lugged it back into the bounce house, where he placed it right underneath Ballora. Ballora looked down at the stool and made a face.
"Really? Stools?" She commented, unimpressed. "Is that the only thing you can think of?"
"Well, it's the only idea I've got so far, so bear with me, please!" Foxy replied a little irritably. Then, he got up onto the stool and once again looked up at Ballora. It wasn't high enough to reach her, but...Foxy guessed that if he tried to jump up and grab her, he might be able to get a grip on her legs. He decided to go with this idea, since it was the only one he had right then.
Foxy braced himself, then jumped as high as he could. While in midair, he flailed his arms in an attempt to grab Ballora's legs, but he, unfortunately for him, completely missed. Even worse, as he landed back on the stool, it toppled over from both the impact of Foxy's landing and the relative lack of sturdiness in the ground, causing Foxy to slip and fall over.
"Ouch!" He yelped as he hit the ground. "Okay, that failed. I was trying to jump up to you, Ballora, but I missed. Puppet, can you try? I think you're a little taller than me."
"Well, I guess I can at least try." Puppet agreed. The marionette mounted the stool and attempted to jump up to Ballora. Thankfully, Puppet was lighter than Foxy, so the stool didn't give under his weight. However, he still was unable to reach Ballora. His spindly fingers were grazing the tips of her feet, but he was otherwise unable to make any contact.
"Dang, COME ON!" Puppet exclaimed as he kept jumping. "I'm so close!"
"Get me down! Come on!" Ballora commanded, wiggling in the mesh as Puppet kept jumping. But, after a few more tries, Puppet gave up and leaped off of the stool.
"Sorry Foxy, but I can't get a grip on her." Puppet said.
"Well, uh...that's fine!" Foxy responded, trying to sound collected. "I'll just, uh...get another stool!" Foxy raced back into the main room, grabbed another stool from a nearby table, and came back into the bounce house, placing the second stool right next to the first one.
Puppet seemed skeptical of this idea now. "Foxy, I'm not sure if using stools is the right way to go about this. One stool didn't work, so how can two work?"
"We won't know until we try, Puppet."
"Right, right..."
Foxy, first, attempted to stack the two stools on top of each other and climb up that way, as sort of a makeshift ladder. Unfortunately, as soon as Foxy put one stool on the other and removed his hand, both stools toppled over. Foxy suddenly realized that the bouncy house flooring wasn't actually very sturdy, and balancing things on it wouldn't work.
So, instead, he put the stools next to each other again, positioning them so that they both were halfway underneath Ballora. Foxy nodded at this. Maybe he could still make this work.
"Hey, Puppet?" Foxy asked the marionette, who had been watching Foxy work the whole time. "I have an idea. Let's both jump for Ballora at the same time. You go on one stool, I'll go on the other, and we'll both jump up and try to grab Ballora's legs. How does that sound?"
Puppet, of course, still looked skeptical of the idea, but he didn't seem to want to complain about it anymore. "Well, I guess we can try." Was all he said, shrugging as he joined Foxy by the stools.
Foxy and Puppet both got on a stool each, and they braced themselves to jump, then tried to jump up and grab Ballora's legs. Of course, even if they were jumping together, their jumping skills hadn't improved at all. Like last time, Foxy missed Ballora's legs, caused the stool to tip, and ended up falling over. Also like last time, Puppet didn't cause his stool to tip, but his spindly fingers were still unable to do anything but graze the underside of Ballora's feet. The marionette tried to reach Ballora for a few seconds, but gave up again, climbing off of the stool.
"AAARGH! STOP WASTING TIME!" Ballora roared, furious. "I HATE BEING STUCK UP HERE, OKAY? SO STOP ACTING LIKE BUFFOONS AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Foxy watched her yell at him, but only just sighed. He felt as if maybe all this work wasn't doing a thing, that their efforts trying to get Ballora down were being wasted. They had tried and tried and continued to fail, and Foxy's doubt was climbing steadily.
"Puppet, this isn't going well." Foxy voiced to Puppet. "Should we just...leave her up there and let her wiggle out on her own?"
"Leave me up here?!" Ballora exclaimed. "Oh, no, you don't! I'm not going to take being stuck up here any longer than I already HAVE been stuck up here!" She began wiggling in the mesh even harder then before, but it didn't seem to do much to get her out.
Meanwhile, Puppet put a finger to his 'chin' and thought for a moment about what they could do. "We're almost to that point, Foxy. However, I do have one more idea that we can try. If it fails, then we can just leave her up there."
"Okay, anything can go at this point." Foxy agreed. "What's your idea?"
"We should go search the kitchen. We might be able to find something in there that can help us get her down."
"Huh? The kitchen?" Ballora stuttered, confused. She momentarily stopped wiggling. "Why the kitchen, though? Out of all places in this building, I didn't think the solution would be in there."
"There's supplies in there, Ballora. Something in there could possibly help us."
"Yeah, let's go with it." Foxy accepted. "Ballora, stay right there. We'll be back in a few minutes."
"Yes, because I have so many other places to go right now." Ballora joked sarcastically, before calling out to Foxy and Puppet as they began to leave. "Oh, and, can you make me a sandwich while you're in there?"
"That's the least of your worries right now." Foxy reminded her as he exited the bouncy house with Puppet.
"Aw, but I'm hungry!"
"You can wait until AFTER we've got you down to get something to eat!"
Foxy turned around and headed out, following Puppet through the main room...
Foxy and Puppet arrived in the kitchen, pushing the door open and stepping onto the wooden floors of the room.
"Alright, let's begin the search." Foxy said decisively, and he and Puppet got to work at once. They searched around the room, going through the cabinets and drawers, looking into the ovens, scanning the racks, and even opening the fridge and searching in there.
Foxy opened one drawer and found it full of utensils, specifically forks, knives, and spoons.
"Hey, Puppet, I found some utensils in here." Foxy said. "Maybe we can throw these at Ballora and knock her down."
"Well, first, describe to me what utensils are in there." Puppet asked as he went through another cabinet.
"Knives."
"Too sharp."
"Forks."
"Too pointy."
"Spoons."
"Too dull."
"Fine, I'll look elsewhere." Foxy searched around again, and he found himself inspecting one of the ovens. "Hey, Puppet, maybe we can rip the oven out of the wall and throw it at her."
"Really? And expose the gas lines, possibly causing an explosion?"
"...solid point. Okay, I'll look elsewhere."
Foxy searched around once again, and his eyes fell on the fridge. There were two doors here, one leading to the fridge part and the other to the freezer part. Foxy opened the freezer part and looked inside. There were foods in here of course, but one specific thing caught his eye: there was a random tub on the bottom shelf. Foxy looked more closely at it and realized that it was holding tons of snowballs.
As Foxy saw this, he looked back at the refrigerator door. There was a note taped to it. Foxy pulled it off and held it up so he could read it.
Hey, guys! I made these snowballs last winter and took them with me when we came here. I'm going to use these for pranking soon, so please don't touch them. Thanks!
-Freddy
"Woah! Hey, Puppet!" Foxy called. "I found something that'll work!"
"Okay, let me see." Puppet said, and he walked over to the fridge. Foxy showed him the massive tub of snowballs in the freezer and handed Puppet the note from Freddy. Puppet read it quickly, and an odd expression came onto his face. "Wait, you mean these are Freddy's snowballs?"
"Yeah, of course! They're pretty wet and slippery, so they might work!"
"But Freddy made them. Isn't it rude to just take them without his permission?"
"...Yes, it is, but...the note said he was going to use it for pranking. As in, pranking US, probably. So we're just taking it and using it for a better purpose. Besides, I'm sure he'll just forgive us after the first few seconds that he finds out we used them. He always does. Most of the time."
"Well, if you're so sure, then I guess we should go ahead and use these. I hope Freddy won't mind too much."
"Don't worry about it, okay? At least, don't worry about that right now. Dealing with Freddy is a matter for future us, not present us. Present us has to deal with Ballora."
"You're right, you're right. This'll work much better than throwing an oven at her! We didn't need to worry after all."
"Yeah! Now, let's go and get back to helping Ballora."
Foxy lugged the tub of snowballs out of the freezer and closed the freezer afterward. Then he carried it in his arms as he and Puppet departed the kitchen.
They arrived back in the bounce house. Ballora, to nobody's surprise, was still stuck. Foxy set the tub of snowballs behind him and stood in front of it to block Ballora's view of it.
Ballora noticed them come in. "There you guys are! Now, what have you got to help me?"
"Well...do you like pancakes, Ballora?" Puppet asked, smiling. Foxy, deciding to go along with whatever Puppet was at, watched as Puppet said this.
"I do, actually. Does that mean you guys have some?"
"You could say that..."
"Oh, good. Just no syrup, okay? Syrup can really gunk up our robotic insides. I wouldn't mind eating, though. I've been in the mood to pretend eating stuff for a long time, about as long as I've been stuck up here."
"Wait, you have?" Foxy stuttered. "How long have you been up there for?"
"A couple of hours..." Ballora said, looking embarrassed.
"Geez, that's a long time! Also, that brings up another question: why didn't you call me to help you earlier? I've been pacing around nearby the whole time!"
"Well, I would've called for help earlier, but I was kind of tired, and I...feel asleep...up here...nevermind, nevermind, we need to move on! So, either get me down or give me something to eat- wait, hang on..."
"What?"
"Foxy, what's that sitting behind you?" Ballora asked suspiciously.
"Nothing much." Foxy shifted himself in front of the tub a little straighter.
"Nothing much? Well, that doesn't tell me anything! What is it, anyhow? Is it those pancakes you guys were talking about?"
"Yep, they certainly are!" Puppet interrupted, his smile getting wider. "Open wide! We've got a present for you!"
"Huh?"
"Foxy, NOW! Open fire!"
Both Foxy and the marionette reached he behind them and started to grab snowballs, then throw them at Ballora. The snowballs hit the ballerina, who screamed at their wetness and struggled to escape. The snowballs were also exploding on impact, bursting into a mix of smaller snow chunks and ice-cold water.
As the snowballs made contact, Ballora struggled harder and harder. The water and slippery snow had gotten into the mesh she was stuck in, and as she struggled, the mesh got weaker, and it began to loosen its hold on the ballerina.
Finally, after one last round of wiggling, the mesh gave way, and Ballora slid out of it.
"AAAARRGH!" She screamed as she was freed from the mesh, flying down and hitting the floor roughly.
"Yes! It worked! It really worked!" Foxy cheered, ecstatic at them finally getting Ballora out. "We're geniuses, Puppet!"
"Uh?!" Ballora whined, confused. "You guys are crazy, you know that? Well, I'm crazy too, yes, but...you guys are CRAZIER!"
"Sorry, Ballora, we're too happy to hear you! High-five, Puppet!" Puppet, equally as happy as Foxy, shared a high-five with the pink-white fox. "Yeah! Alright! Whew! Ha, ha...alright, I think I've shook off the excitement now. I was just so glad to finally get that job over and done with. Also, Ballora, from now on you'd better be careful when bouncing in here. You could get stuck again."
"Nah, I won't get stuck again. I won't let such a thing happen. Next time I come in here, I'll be ready!"
"Right...how many times have you said that, only for you to get caught off-guard anyways?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about. How'd you know that about me, anyway?"
"Freddy told me about that certain quality of you. He told me a lot of things about how to deal with you, actually."
"Did he? Ugh, that bear is...whatever. Now, where are those pancakes you guys were talking about?"
"Excuse me? You want pancakes NOW, of all times?"
"You guys asked me if I wanted any. Where are they?"
"We lied when we said that." Puppet informed her. "We actually meant to throw all of those snowballs at you."
"Speaking of, we still have plenty of those." Foxy said, grinning tauntingly as he tapped the tub of snowballs. There were still some in there that could be used. "Want any more of those?" Foxy grinned wider. He was ready to keep on this snowball attack. He liked pelting Ballora with snowballs.
"No, no way! I've had enough of those-"
"Well too bad, we're throwing them at you anyway!"
Foxy scooped a snowball out of the tub and threw it at Ballora, who screamed as it hit her directly in the face.
"Hey! Ow! You bullies!" She complained. 'I'm getting away from you!" She ran out of the bouncy house.
"Ballora, come baaaaack!" Foxy taunted her as she ran. He made to run after her, paused, then turned around. "Puppet, follow behind me! Bring the tub!"
"Okay, okay, I will!" Puppet agreed, picking up the tub.
Then he and Foxy quickly chased after Ballora.
Ballora had ran into the one place Foxy had expected her to go: her room. No surprises there.
She was crouching behind her platform, trying to take cover as she braced for more snowballs.
Foxy ran into the room, Puppet right behind him. He saw Ballora hiding and grinned again, strolling up to where she was.
"Aw, Ballora, don't hide. We just want to have some fun." Foxy taunted.
"I'm gonna get you guys for this." She threatened from where she hid.
"And how do you think you're gonna do THAT, heh, heh?"
"Say, is that Hailey's comet?!" Ballora suddenly shouted, pointing behind Foxy and Puppet.
"Huh?" Both of them stuttered, turning around to see what was there- and to find that nothing was there! While they were distracted, Ballora ran up to the two of them and tugged the tub out of Puppet's un-prepared hands.
"Hey!" Puppet gasped, turning back around. "What are you doing with that?"
"The perfect revenge: throwing your snowballs BACK AT YOU!" She laughed, as he plucked snowballs out of the tub and threw them rapid-fire at the fox and marionette.
"Woah! Oh, god!" Foxy exclaimed, ducking under a snowball that had gone for his head. "Puppet, run! Run before she hits us with them!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Puppet replied hastily, and he and Foxy quickly turned around again and ran out the door as the barrage of snowballs continued to fire at them.
"I have an idea!" Puppet shouted out to Foxy as both of them reached the part of the big hallway where the bathrooms were. "Let's go into the boys' bathroom! She won't want to go in there!"
"Oh, good idea!" Foxy agreed, and he quickly raced into the bathroom with Puppet just as Ballora came pelting down the hall, more snowballs in her hands. "Whew! Good thinking, Puppet!"
"Guys..." Ballora called from outside. "...come out of there..."
"Like we'd ever do that! If we come out, you'll hit us with more snowballs!"
"Then I'll just LEAVE then." She felt silent, as if she was gone, but Foxy knew better than to walk into such an obvious trap.
"...Ballora, do you really think we'd fall for that one?" He said incredulously.
"Aw, how'd you know that I didn't actually leave?! Come on, I- oh, you know what?! Forget it! This was boring anyways! Boys are stupid! I'm going back to my room, and I'm not coming out 'till tomorrow!"
Foxy heard her stomping away from them, heading back to her room. However, he didn't leave yet. He wasn't sure if she had actually gone.
"Puppet, is she gone?" Foxy asked the marionette.
"Let me check." Puppet said, and he walked over to the bathroom doorway and leaned out of it. He turned his head and looked to the left, then turned it again and looked to the right, before finally turning back to Foxy. "Alright, it looks like she's gone. We can come out now, Foxy."
Foxy, nodding understandingly, followed Puppet out of the bathroom and back into the hall. The pink-white fox then, still suspicious, looked down both sides of the hall like Puppet had, just to make sure that Puppet hadn't been lying. There was no sign of Ballora anywhere in the room.
"She really is gone." Foxy voiced. "Great! Well, it looks like we solved the problem for tonight. It's about time. Now we can finally go back to relaxing."
"Yeah, good. I want to get back to my room." Puppet said, and he headed into the nearby auditorium. Foxy followed him as the marionette approached his box, paused, then turned around. "This was fun and all, but now I've got to get back to my important business. Don't ask me what it is, it's not something I'm going to discuss."
"Wait, but...I'm concerned. You've been cooped up inside your box for some time, you know. And now that I see your box, I can also see all of the crates surrounding it. What's up with all of that?"
"It's nothing special okay? It's both because I like boxes and because I need places to store all of my things."
"Okay, then. You seem to be pretty well-prepared."
"I am, yes. See, I enjoy all of the simple things in life, like you do, Foxy. I'm never against hanging out with my friends. But sometimes, I've just gotta...take things seriously. There are some things in life that I can't take as jokes."
"Reasonable. Anyway, I'm tired, so I'm heading back to my room to sleep. See you tomorrow, Puppet!"
"You too, Foxy. Take care of yourself."
Puppet climbed onto his box and retreated inside of it, leaving Foxy alone. The pink-white fox then, confident that everything was alright now, went back down the big hallway, heading for his room.
Foxy came back into his room. His cove was already waiting for him, with the curtains opened up and ready to accept him into the little space behind the curtains.
He walked into his cove and closed the curtains behind him, casting him in darkness. He leaned against the wall, thinking to himself about today's events.
This was certainly a weird night. He thought. Ballora really needs to be careful the next times she goes into the bouncy house. If she gets stuck again, I'm not going to spend more time getting her down. And I'm glad Puppet helped me, but...I wonder what he could be doing inside of that box. Eh, I'll find that out later. Until then, I'd better get some rest. It's way better being asleep than being bored.
Foxy gazed at his curtains. Man, sleeping in here reminds me a lot of my cove back in the old location. It's so familiar, yet so different too. But, I'll still rest here anyways, because that's what this place was designed for. Time to rest up for the next night.
He deactivated, heading into a nice, pleasant sleep...
Chapter 6: Ballora and the Ghost Story
Summary:
On a dark night, Ballora tells a ghost story to Foxy and Puppet that pulls them into a mystifying and troublesome situation.
Chapter Text
On yet another night, Foxy found himself engaging in another activity with Ballora and Puppet.
Staring outside.
While the glass doors were boarded shut, the animatronics could still see through them. The area right outside was a parking lot with many spaces, though almost all of them were empty save for a few cars that didn't look like they had anyone inside. Streetlights illuminated the parking lot, flickering occasionally. From high above, Foxy could see the stars and even the moon up in the night sky, illuminating the Earth. It was a peaceful sight.
For that time, all three of them stood there in silence. Not a single word was exchanged between them, as they had all instead chosen to quietly admire the peace and quiet outside the building and the view of the moon and stars.
Seeing all of it, the wonderful view outside, the world that awaited outside the walls of the pizzeria...it made Foxy feel a mysterious longing in his heart. Part of him was comfortable with living in the pizzeria forever, without ever seeing anything else. The other...was hung over by thoughts of the outside world. What was out there to see? Would he ever get to see it?
He still wished that they could go outside at least once. Unfortunately, in the state that the doors were in, there would be no going outside. What was even with that, anyway? Wasn't the place meant to open to the public, to the fans of singing animatronics and tasty pizza? Why were the doors boarded shut when any place that was meant to become public soon would simply lock them and leave it at that?
Oh, well. Maybe someday, he'd see it. For now, all he could do was look out at the parking lot and the sky above. Looking at the sky, he could see the dark clouds slowly and surely gathering together. Was it going to rain? Foxy hoped so. He couldn't remember the last time he got to see it rain.
And since it looked like it was going to rain soon, and it was such a dark and quiet night, an idea formed in Foxy's head. It was a pretty good idea, considering the atmosphere, and he and the others would need something to do today, so it would work just fine.
"Hey, guys?" Foxy spoke up. Ballora and Puppet turned to look at him.
"What's up?" Ballora asked. "Thought of something?"
"Yeah. I was looking out at everything outside, and I'm thinking of something. It's kind of a noiseless night tonight, isn't it? And we haven't seen any guards, or maintenance people, or anything else as of late. And since it seems like it might rain tonight, I've got an idea. Why don't we do something spooky? Like...ghost stories?"
"Huh, that's not a bad idea." Puppet agreed. "I do appreciate good ghost stories, and it's certainly been a while since we've told any."
"No wonder. If you were transparent, you could look like a creepy ghost yourself."
Puppet squinted at Foxy. "Hey, come on. I'm not that creepy-looking."
"Eh...I wouldn't count on that." Ballora said jokingly. Everyone chuckled a bit at Ballora's joke. "Anyway, ghost stories! I like the sound of that. And it just so happens that I've got the perfect story in mind."
Foxy nodded. "Sounds good. Since you've already got an idea of what story you want to tell, we'll give you the floor. Right, Puppet?"
"Sure, why not?" Puppet said.
"Thanks, guys. Before we begin, let's get the mood set up." Ballora decided. She walked over to the wall switch, which had a dimmer, and dimmed the lights until the room was very dimly-lit. "That'll set the atmosphere. Now, let's go get seated somewhere, because it'll be better if we're comfortable while we listen."
The animatronics walked over to one of the tables in the room and all took their seats, sitting around the table and looking at each other.
"And...before we start, I want to get one more finishing touch." Ballora said, standing up. "Be right back." She rushed off. A minute later, she came back, holding...a lantern. She set it down on the middle of the table, illuminating the area. "There! Now the lighting is just right."
"Wow, you really wanted to seal the deal here. Never even thought to dim the lights." Foxy admit. "Good one, Ballora."
Ballora smiled. "I just like to make things perfect for situations like this. Now!" She sat down at her seat. "We can begin the story! Everyone, listen up, and listen closely."
She paused for dramatic effect, letting Foxy and Puppet sit there in wait. Foxy had to admit, he was impressed at how much effort Ballora went through to make the area perfect for spooky stuff. Now that she was done, she was about to begin the story. Foxy could only imagine what she was about to say.
"A very, very long time ago, in a time different from now...there was a haunting. Appearing from nowhere, came a ghost of unknown origin. With its appearance, it made this place its home for all eternity. And do you know where it decided to stay? In a bathroom, inhabiting one of the toilets in one of the stalls. It always kept to themselves, not bothering to see what was happening outside...but if it were ever to be disturbed, only catastrophe would await the residents of the place. While it continues to sleep, the day which it shall awaken is both very close and very far away. One day, it shall awaken, and with it will be...the end of all things."
Another pause.
"And, that's the story!" Ballora concluded, grinning. "Well? What do you guys think? Scared yet?"
"Sort of spooky, I guess. You're not terrible, but I've heard scarier." Puppet said opinionatedly.
Ballora frowned. "Aw, that's it? I put so much effort into that, and it only gets a 'not terrible' as a review?"
Puppet shrugged. "It's not bad, Ballora- in fact, I can tell that you tried to put some effort into it- but remember that there's always room for improvement. No hard feelings."
"Oh, well, I suppose that's a nicer description. Thanks for the honest review, Puppet. What about you, Foxy?"
While Puppet was giving Ballora a real review, all that Foxy felt about the story was...confusion. "Wait, wait, hold on. Good story, Ballora, but...I heard you mention that the story was in this place. Are you telling me that there's a ghost actually here?"
"Perhaps there is." Ballora muttered creepily. "Why do you ask?"
"...if it did happen to exist, could you tell me which bathroom it's in?"
"You wish to know? That is fine. It resides in...the boys' bathroom."
After she said this, the silence that followed was a bit awkward. Nobody spoke for a moment.
Then Foxy chuckled. "No way, Ballora. You have to be bluffing. There can't be a ghost in the boys' bathroom. I've been in there before."
Ballora just stared at Foxy. "But can you be sure of that?" She continued, keeping the creepy tone.
"I think we can, can't we? After all, it's just an ordinary pizzeria bathroom. Nothing's wrong in there." Puppet assured her.
"Or is there?"
Puppet paused. "Um...well...actually, I'm not sure."
Foxy stared back at Ballora's somewhat foreboding expression. What did she mean by that? She wasn't being serious, right? If there really was a ghost haunting the bathroom, why hadn't she let them know that sooner? Did the animatronics have reason to be afraid?
Maybe.
Maybe not.
She couldn't be serious, right? After all, it was just a ghost story that Ballora made up. It couldn't be real, could it?
Now Foxy was curious to see if she was telling the truth of if it was just a story. And there was only one way to confirm whether or not this 'ghost' was even real.
Foxy stood up. "Prove it."
Ballora looked at him. "Huh?"
"Prove that there's a ghost in the bathroom."
Ballora nodded. "If you insist. Let's go there now, and you can see for yourself."
"That's fine."
Ballora stood up as well. Puppet, looking unsure, shrugged and stood up as well. With their new plan in mind, they walked towards the small hallway, going in the direction of the bathrooms.
When they got to the bathroom, they all faced the boys' bathroom doorway in anticipation.
"Alright, then, go in. I'm not going to follow, because I'm a girl." Ballora told them, standing there in wait.
Puppet and Foxy looked at each other. They both had the same thing on their mind.
"Okay, I say only one of us checks. It'll be you, right, Puppet?" Foxy said.
"Heck no. Didn't you say that you were the one who wanted to see if there was really a ghost in there?"
"Yeah, but maybe you should do it."
"No, you really should."
"Looks like we can't agree. Let's settle this with rock-paper-scissors."
They both turned around so they were back to back, preparing their hands to send out their selections.
"Rock...paper...scissors..."
They turned around at the same time and shot their arms forward.
"...SHOOT!"
Looking at their selections for a brief second, Foxy could see that he had rock and that Puppet had scissors.
"Aw, man. Fine, you win this round, Foxy. I'll do it." Puppet turned towards the doorway. "I'm going in. If I don't come out in a few minutes, send help."
Foxy nodded. "Will do. You've got this, Puppet. Just quickly check if there's anything, and if there is a ghost, get right out of the bathroom and tell us."
"Got it. Here goes." Puppet walked into the bathroom, going through the doorway, around the corner, and out of Foxy and Ballora's view.
Puppet made his way into the boys' bathroom. Looking around, it seemed the same as ever. Same sinks, same slightly dirty mirrors, same white stalls. Nothing was visually different about the room so far.
However, that didn't stop Puppet from feeling slightly uneasy. The atmosphere in the room should've been relatively calm, but it felt...nerve-wracking.
Maybe that was himself. He was probably imagining things. He'd just check for a ghost, find none, and then come back out and confirm that Ballora wasn't right. End of story.
There were three stalls in the room, all of them with the doors only slightly cracked. None of them were locked and shut, but the doors were hanging so that nothing was visible inside the stall from where Puppet stood. The only way to see if anything was in there was to open the door further.
Puppet walked to the first stall, the one on the left, and tilted the door open.
Nothing. Just a toilet, toilet paper...basic bathroom necessities.
He walked to the second stall and did the same.
Still nothing. No ghosts, no paranormal figures, nothing that would be unusual for a bathroom.
As he went to the third stall, Puppet really began to doubt that the ghost was real. Sure, it seemed farfetched from the moment it was even brought up, and the only reason any of the animatronics had checked was out of vague curiosity, but now he felt a lot more sure that it was fake. Just one more stall to check, and he'd know for sure.
He grabbed the door with his hand, tilted it open, and-
HOWLING WIND.
THE VOICE INSIDE HIS HEAD.
ANOTHER TIME WILL PASS.
FEEL THE DREAD.
"Welcome to the pizzeria! Enjoy our delicious double cheese pizza and have fun watching the show!"
"Wow, they're so lifelike. I've never seen anything like it..."
"The atmosphere in here isn't half bad."
"So which one is your favorite, everyone? My favorite is-"
"Come on, eat some! It'll make you feel right at home!"
"Hey, kids! I'm holding an extra-special party in the back, for only the nicest children. We have loads of pizza and much more. Would you...like to see?"
"Guys? Where are you? Where did you go? I don't want to be alone..."
"Now I have you."
"N-no! Please! Let me go! Don't do this!"
"It'll all be over soon for you."
"It's...so...cold..."
"Don't even bother to struggle. Your life isn't worth anything to anyone."
"Where...am I? Where...is everyone? Why...am I like this?"
"Uh...hello. My name is...Puppet, I think. Are all of you guys friendly?"
"Don't worry, everyone. I'm always watching out for you. Isn't that what friends are for?"
"Something happened...something bad."
"You can't stop me! I haven't even begun!"
"It's time I tear you apart. Every moment you exist, you threaten the lives of my friends. This is for everyone's good."
"I cannot be stopped. You'll regret this..."
"Everything is going to back to the way it was. No more trouble, no more violence, no more death...we'll just be happy."
"You're worthless. You failed. You can't do a thing."
"They're gone because of what you did."
"Why even try?"
"Save them. Find them. Stop him. Save them. Find them. Stop him. "
"SAVE THEM. SAVE THEM. SAVE THEM."
"SAVE THEM."
...
...
...
"You can't."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Puppet yelled, slamming the door of the stall shut. He head was spinning, nothing was right, he could hear it all once again...
He stumbled backwards. His fight or flight responses screamed at him to run. He needed to run. Anywhere was better than there. Anywhere was better than here. Anywhere was better than everywhere. Nothing made sense. Life was cruel. Death was encompassing. He was a failure.
Thoughts rushed through his head, and all he knew was that he needed to get away. Far, far, away.
He rushed out of the bathroom, fast as he could. He didn't look back.
He came out and went down the hall. He could barely hear the yells of confusion and concern from his friends, but he didn't stop. They wouldn't understand. Nobody ever did. Nobody ever would.
Puppet rushed down the big hallway. When he got towards the end of it, he saw a doorway to his left. A party room. The perfect place to hide.
He shoved open the door and hurried inside, closing it behind him. He grabbed a chair from the table and put it under the handle so it couldn't be opened. There.
Now he was secure.
Puppet backed away from the door, breathing hard. His breath was so unnatural for an animatronic, where did it come from?
His head was still rushing past thoughts of things he didn't want to think of.
He sat down, curling up on the floor. Quiet, quiet solace...that was all he needed...
Foxy was confused and worried. He didn't understand what was going on. One moment, he had been waiting outside with Ballora, anticipating what Puppet would tell them.
The next, Puppet was screaming from inside the bathroom, and then rushing out of the bathroom, not even looking at them once. He had ignored their cries as he went down the hallway and into a party room, shutting the door behind him.
What was with Puppet? Why did he look so scared? Why had he ran and shut himself in one of the party rooms?
No...could he have actually seen a ghost in there?
In an instant, Foxy and Ballora gave each other anxious looks and hurried down the hall, going towards the room Puppet had shut himself in.
"Ballora, what happened? Did Puppet see a ghost? Why is he acting like this?" Foxy questioned, glancing at Ballora as they ran.
Ballora looked hurt and a little frightened. "I...I don't know! I was just kidding about the whole ghost thing, okay? I only wanted to act creepy and mysterious! I didn't actually think something was in there!"
"Me neither." Foxy replied. "I wasn't expecting Puppet to find anything, but with the way he's acting...he might've found something. We have to make sure he's okay."
They got to the door of the party room. Foxy grabbed the handle on instinct, but he found that he couldn't turn it. Looking through the windows in the doorway, he could see that a chair had been jammed under the handle to prevent it from turning. In the center of the room, Puppet had curled up. His mask's eyes were closed, and he was completely still.
Foxy was worried. Was Puppet okay? Had he been attacked? Had he seen something traumatizing?
"...Puppet?" Ballora tried. "Are you okay?"
"...don't come in. Stay out there." Puppet mumbled, barely audible from the other side of the door.
"We just want to help, Puppet. We saw you all scared like that, and we're scared too. We want to know what's wrong." Foxy said. "Please let us. We want to talk to you."
Puppet shook his head a little. "I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to anyone. Not after...not after..." He fell silent again.
My god...whatever Puppet saw in there had to have been horrible for him to react this emotionally. Foxy thought. He felt a surge of determination inside him. We can't just leave him in there. We have to help.
Foxy reared back, then shoulder-bashed the door. The chair didn't come lose. He tried again, and again, and again. It wiggled a little, but stayed in place.
"Foxy, what are you doing?" Ballora questioned nervously.
"Helping out a friend." Foxy muttered. "Come on, Ballora, help me get this door open."
Ballora looked unsure, but she nodded. "O-Okay."
The two of them reared back together, then shoulder-bashed at the same time. This time, the chair came lose. It toppled to the ground, and the door handle was no longer stuck. Foxy tried it, and it opened this time. He and Ballora went into the room, going over to Puppet.
"Puppet, we can try to help you." Foxy said to the marionette, who continued not to move. "Can you tell us what happened?"
"I'm sorry about that." Ballora apologized. "My entire story was made up. I didn't mean to scare you."
Puppet moved his head to look at her. He sighed, then moved until he was sitting up. "I know you didn't, Ballora. We all knew it was a joke. I feel better now, after...the initial shock."
"Of what? What did you see in there?" Foxy asked sincerely. "Was it a ghost? A monster? Something else?"
"I can't remember. I was just opening the door of the stall on the right, and then suddenly everything was happening in a flash, and the wind was rushing past me, and I heard things, and...it was all so horrifying."
"What did you hear?" Ballora said. "A ghastly scream? A cry of rage?"
Puppet shuddered a little. "I...I can't tell you. What I heard was...it was..." Puppet closed his eyes again. "...nobody should ever have to hear that. None of us in the pizzeria should have to hear...what I heard. All I know is that whatever was in there was nothing good."
"Nothing good, huh? Must not have been a pleasant experience for you." Foxy voiced out loud. He thought for a moment. "Hey, Puppet? I have an idea. Let's all go and see this thing in the bathroom together. If we're together, maybe it won't be so bad. We can overcome it as friends."
Puppet went wide-eyed. "Are...are you sure? What I went through after I opened that stall was horrible. What if the same thing happens to you?"
Foxy grinned reassuringly. "So what? I'm tough, Puppet. Whatever's waiting in that stall, whatever it may be, I can handle it! If we all go in and face this thing, then we can all understand. And once we do, we can take on this thing and stop it!"
"Foxy's right. I bet this thing won't be so scary once it sees that we're all there!" Ballora agreed.
Puppet sighed. "...maybe you guys are right. Well, I'm not comfortable with doing this, but...if you guys are there...then I suppose we can go back in there. But you guys are going to be careful, right?"
"As careful as we can be." Foxy promised.
"Good. Then I guess we should get over there right now."
"Yeah. Let's go and see this thing."
Puppet stood up, and with the three of them together, they departed from the party room to go back to the bathrooms.
They got back to the part of the big hallway where the bathroom doorways where. Right as the three of them were about to enter the doorway to the boys' bathroom, Ballora hesitated and stopped walking.
"Um...I'm a girl, so...I probably shouldn't come in." She said. "Girls don't go into the icky boys' bathroom."
Foxy rolled his eyes. "Oh, pipe down and come in here already. It's fine. We're animatronics, we don't have true genders. Besides, we'll need all the help we can get when we face this thing in the bathroom. You said you'd be there, right?"
"Oh, fine, but just this once. After that, I'm making it my mission not to come into this bathroom anymore. And if by some chance I do, you'd better not make fun of me for it!"
Foxy smirked. "Maybe I will, maybe I won't."
Ballora gave him a look. "You're a hypocrite, you know that? You're telling me to be mature and go in the bathroom I'm not meant to go into. Meanwhile, you seem like you'd take the chance to make fun of me for it if I go in there sometime later."
"Oh, that. Don't worry, if I do that, I'm just doing that to joke around and bug you. In all seriousness, it doesn't matter." Foxy said nonchalantly. "But if we're in a joking mood, be prepared for us to make fun of you and for you to make fun of us."
Ballora groaned. "Goodness. To think we're this restless all the time..."
They all went inside the boys bathroom. Ballora kept giving the bathroom glances, clearly unhappy with the quality of the room in comparison to the relative spick-and-span nature of the girls' bathroom. Foxy kept his focus on the task at hand, following Puppet over to the stall at the end of the room, the third stall in the room.
Puppet pointed at the door. "It was in there. If you're going to open it...well, then brace yourselves."
Foxy did so as he went up to the door and grabbed the handle.
"Alright, everyone. We don't know what's in there, so get ready. Whatever did all that stuff to Puppet earlier could be in that stall, waiting to strike." Foxy warned them. "As Puppet said, we'd better brace ourselves."
Everyone fell silent. With his hand already on the door, Foxy prepared himself for the worst as he pulled open the door and-
"You're nothing compared to me."
"The descent into madness is inevitable."
-nothing. Foxy felt a strange twinge inside his head, but he ignored it as he saw what was in the stall: nothing. Nobody was there. It was an empty stall with the basic bathroom things inside. No presence, no ghosts, not an entity to be seen.
"There's nothing in here." Foxy said, opening the stall door further.
Puppet looked bewildered. "...what? But...but how? I could've sworn there was...something in there..."
Ballora sighed in relief. "Let's be glad there wasn't anything in there after all. I was really afraid for a moment there-" Ballora flinched. "-er, I mean, I definitely wasn't scared! No, I knew it would be fine. Yeah."
Foxy looked at Puppet. "You did see something, right?"
"Well...it was a mix of seeing and hearing and feeling!" Puppet sputtered exasperatedly. "I still can't fully describe it, but I swear there really was something in here! I wasn't lying, I wasn't..."
Foxy patted the marionette's shoulder. "Hey, it's alright. I didn't say that I didn't believe you anymore. Just be glad that the stall was empty, alright? Everything's fine after all. The ghost story wasn't real, there's no ghosts to be found, and whatever was in there is long gone. We can move on now. The end."
Puppet just sighed. "But I could've sworn something happened to me. Those voices that I heard, the things they said..." He shook his head. "...oh, forget it. If it was never real, maybe it's best if I just forget about it. Can we get out of this bathroom now? I want to go back to my box."
"I agree. This bathroom isn't as clean as the girls' bathroom. It's making me feel down." Ballora grumbled, giving disapproving glances all around the bathroom.
"Yeah, we've confirmed that the ghost doesn't exist, so it should be okay for us to leave now." Foxy agreed. "Let's get back to our normal routines. Come on, Puppet, I'll stroll with you back to your box. Ballora's coming with?"
Ballora glared at Foxy. "Hey, I didn't agree to that!" Her expression softened after a moment. "But...I suppose I can. After all, Puppet's been through quite a bit today."
"Thanks, Ballora. I'm glad you guys were here." Puppet thanked them.
Foxy and the others had already left the bathroom and went into the auditorium where Puppet's box was. As they went up to the box, Foxy saw Ballora grumbling under her breath.
"Ergh..." She was mumbling.
"What's up with you?" Foxy asked.
"Oh, nothing. Just thinking about the situation." Ballora said, looking at the floor bitterly. "Things have been so...boring! It's only been a few days and I'm already losing my excitement! There haven't been any security guards or any other humans, so there's no fun to be had in that. I wish there were more action."
Foxy shrugged. "Not much we can except entertain ourselves for the time being. It would've been fun to open and entertain kids...had the grand opening not been cancelled."
That was another thing on the animatronics' table. The day after arriving, Foxy had gotten his databanks remotely updated and learned that the grand opening had not just been delayed, but cancelled altogether. The others found out not long after, and the amount of frustration that everyone felt was big. The plan had originally been to have the place open the day after after Foxy arrived, but now that had been cancelled and the animatronics were indefinitely left in a closed-up pizzeria. Workers for the pizzeria still came on-site during the daytime, but other than that, it had just been the animatronics.
Since then, things had changed. Barely a day after they got the news, Freddy had run off somewhere else and was nowhere to be found, leaving everybody else to their own devices. Why Freddy had disappeared somewhere else in the building just after the grand opening was cancelled was a mystery to Foxy, but he suspected that the bear must have a reason for it. Still, it mystified him.
"Wait a moment, Ballora. That story you came up with it...you made it all yourself, right?"
"Well, actually...I mostly made it myself, but the original version was actually from Freddy." Ballora answered. "Guess I forgot to mention that."
"So he was the one who originally came up with it? Hmm." Foxy muttered. His thoughts wandered back to Freddy, and he decided to ask the others what they thought about Freddy suddenly leaving. "Speaking of, where is Freddy, anyhow? I haven't seen him since he ran off."
"I'm not sure either." Ballora commented. "He just ran off after we told him about the grand opening news. Don't have any idea where he is."
"Um...well...I do." Puppet whispered.
"What?!" Foxy and Ballora exclaimed.
Puppet nodded. "Yeah, I wasn't planning on telling you guys, but since you helped me today, I kind of owe it to both of you. Freddy told me to keep this a secret, but I might as well admit it now. See, here's what happened..."
FLASHBACK
Puppet was walking down the small hallway. He had just grabbed some food from the kitchen and was walking back to his box when he saw Freddy run by.
"Huh?" Puppet said. "Freddy, what are you doing?"
"What?" Freddy stammered, stopping and turning. "Oh, Puppet! Hey! Uh, since you're here, I kind of need to ask you something." The bear approached the marionette. "I'm going off somewhere else in the building. Can't tell anybody where it is. Can you keep a secret?"
"Uh, sure." Puppet accepted. "What are you trying to do?"
"There's a security guard in the building. Since we got rid of the last one, I got a report that a new one would be coming. The others didn't get the same report, so they don't know."
Puppet tilted his head. "And...why did only you get it?"
Freddy shrugged. "Not sure. Guess it was sent to my databanks on accident. Anyway, I heard that the guard's going to be looking around the place, so I'm going to be handling him and cleaning up the mess. I might not be back for a couple of days, too. This is my job to do by myself, so don't tell Foxy and Ballora, okay? I don't want them to interfere."
Puppet nodded. "If you say so."
Freddy grinned. "Great, thanks! Got to go and prepare now, so I'll see you in a couple of days. Bye." Freddy ran off, going past Puppet to the main room.
Puppet watched him go with an odd expression before he kept going to his box, lugging the food in his arms all the while.
FLASHBACK END
"...and that's what he said before he ran off." Puppet concluded.
"You're telling me that Freddy went to go hunt another guard, and he didn't tell us first?" Foxy exclaimed. "But why?"
"I don't know. I guess he wanted to hunt a guard solo this time."
Ballora was scowling. "He really did that? He's off hunting a human and he didn't even get us in on it? The nerve of that bear...the next time I see him, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!"
"I'm going to have to talk to him, too. He shouldn't be leaving us out of this stuff." Foxy voiced. He didn't approve of Freddy doing things like this.
"Well, do what you will. I don't want to get involved in all that." Puppet commented, going up to his box and climbing up so that he was on top of it. Puppet gave them a pleading look. "Just don't tell him that I told you, alright? I don't want him getting on my case."
"We'll try not to, but if he does get on your case, that's out of our control."
"I guess that's okay if that happens, but still, it would suck. Until then, I'm going back into my box so I can do something more important. See you both at a later time." Puppet sunk into his box, going downwards until he had disappeared from view.
Ballora and Foxy both stared at each other, unsure what to do now that Puppet was gone.
"So, uh...should we go try and find out where Freddy went? He can't leave the building, so he should be somewhere in here, right?" Ballora asked.
"He should be, but I don't think we'll be able to find him if we look for him. We looked for him the day he went missing, remember?" Foxy reminded her. "We searched every room we could enter and we couldn't find him. And since he can't leave the building, the only explanation is that he's in a room that's hidden to us. It'd be a pain to try and find a room that's hidden, so I think the best thing to do is to just do our own thing until he comes back out into the open. Once he reappears, we can tell him off for hunting a guard without us."
"I suppose that'll work. Freddy's going to show up at some point, right? It's not like he can stay hidden forever."
"Exactly. And then there's the matter of Puppet. Have you noticed that he's been spending a lot of time in his box?"
"Yeah, I did. It's like the rest of this place doesn't even exist to him. I wish he would come out more."
"Then that's another plan. Someday, we're going to have to convince Puppet to go outside of his box more. He spends too much time in there. Until then, I say we just hang out, since the day isn't over yet. What were you planning to do?"
"To dance, of course! I was hoping to get some practice in."
"Can I come and watch you, then? Not like I have much else to do. This place is a lot more uneventful then I thought."
Ballora looked overjoyed. "You'd really want to come and watch me dance? Well, you don't even need to ask! Of course you can come and watch! Wow, I...I never expected anyone to want to come watch my dancing. I actually feel a bit excited now!"
Foxy grinned. "Hey, what are friends for? I can be a second opinion on your dancing, in case it needs any improvement."
"Aw, it's flawless, Foxy. You won't have much to say."
"We'll see, Ballora. We'll see."
"Oh, you'll see, alright!" Ballora exclaimed boldly. "Come on, let's go!" She grabbed Foxy's arm and dragged him along. Foxy, amused at Ballora's enthusiasm, let her pull him out of the auditorium.
As they passed through the big hallway, Foxy glanced at another set of doors that remained boarded-up: the metal doors in the very hallway he was in.
"Hey, Ballora. Quick question." Foxy asked, making Ballora come to a stop. "Have you ever wondered what's in that room? It seems like it's off-limits to us, but don't you feel curious about what might be in there?"
"Constantly." Ballora replied. "Too bad we don't have a way to get in. We could peek in, but those boards make it hard to see through the windows in the doors."
"Mmm. Hope we'll get to see inside someday."
"Me too." Ballora stood in silence, then perked up. "Wait, we're getting distracted! Come on, Foxy, I want to show you my dancing already! Let's go!" She re-grabbed Foxy's arm and kept pulling him along.
"Alright, alright! Just wanted to ask about the door. Quit pulling so hard!" Foxy laughed. Ballora sure was excitable when it came to her dancing. Watching her would at least make the night somewhat more interesting than just sitting around aimlessly, so that would be his plan for the rest of the night...
From inside the stall of the bathroom, a presence continued to linger. Did they understand what they had seen? Would it be enough?
Those memories should stay inside him now. Hopefully, he'll be able to remember. When he does, I hope he finally picks the right path forwards.
I trust him.
Chapter 7: Freddy's Cooking Show
Summary:
Freddy has started a cooking show, and he wants everyone else to participate and try his food.
Chapter Text
Ballora hummed a tune as she danced on her stage. She was singing a delicate tune as she danced from side to side, obviously trying to keep the movements just as graceful.
In the rows of red chairs facing the stage, Foxy sat in the front row, quietly watching Ballora's dancing and singing act with both a respectful and critiquing mind. In the row behind him, Puppet was also a part of Ballora's small audience, watching her show with a look of utter bemusement.
This was what was happening tonight. Like the previous few nights, tonight was another uneventful night. Since Foxy yet again had nothing in particular to do, he was planning to sleep the day away until Ballora had invited him to watch her dancing routine once again. Foxy, taking the invitation in stride, accepted. He was willing to watch and give his honest opinion.
What really surprised Foxy about the situation was the fact that Puppet was also there, which was unusual for him. Puppet never usually agreed to do something like this; almost all of the time, whenever Foxy or the others asked him to do something with them, they were always met with the same excuse: that Puppet was mixed in some 'important business' and couldn't find time to come up there. He never specified what this important business was, nor did he allow any of them to come inside his box and see what he was up to. Foxy was putting up with this for now, but he decided that if Puppet got too obsessed with being inside his box, then Foxy would have to come down there whether Puppet liked it or not to see what the marionette was doing that was apparently so important.
Knowing all this, it was certainly odd to see Puppet willingly come out of his box to join in with the others' daily activities. Foxy wondered whether Puppet had actually agreed to do it or whether he had been dragged into it against his will.
At that moment, Ballora's act finally came to an end, and she faced the others with an expecting look. "Well, that was my dance! The one I came up with yesterday, you know. What do you two think?"
"Well, it's certainly an improvement over yesterday. I remember that you were doing it pretty awkwardly last night." Foxy recalled. "I can say that the version of that dance that you've done today is an improvement, but I think it'll need some work. You should keep practicing."
Puppet, meanwhile, just gave them a look. "Am I finally going to get to say something? I'm incredibly confused about why I was invited here and I need somebody to give me an answer."
"Didn't you know? We're here to watch her new dance." Foxy said. "Did you not know that?"
"Not at all. I was never told about dancing, I was just told by Ballora that we were going to have some kind of urgent meeting here and that I needed to attend it."
"Oh, well...I may have made up a few details about that so I could get you to come." Ballora revealed, grinning sheepishly. Then she straightened up. "But in a way, this is urgent! After all, I really needed to get some real spectators to watch my dance moves so I could have an audience to critique my dancing abilities."
Puppet groaned. "That isn't urgent or important. If there's nothing vital that I have to do here, then I think I'm going to go back to my box." Puppet stood up.
"Woah, woah, hey!" Ballora exclaimed, looking cross. "Don't you leave just yet! I haven't even started, barely!"
"But I have other things to do today!"
"Like what?"
"Er..." Puppet shifted uncomfortably. "...that's private. Can't tell."
Ballora just sighed. "It is really this hard to find an audience in this place that's willing to watch me?"
"Hey, I was willing." Foxy reminded her. "And even if I'm not for some reason, you could always show them to off to a security guard if another one comes in. That's another potential audience member."
Ballora perked up. "Hrm. Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea."
"I'd hope it isn't. After all, we're still waiting for this place to open up, so if we never get any human kids to perform for, security guards are always the next-best thing. They're humans too."
"Yeah, I see your point. I'll make sure to do that if another one comes into the place."
"Speaking of guards, that reminds me of the one we were chasing around yesterday." Foxy brought up. He smirked. "Wow, that one. He was one of the most anxious ones we've ever had to deal with. The minute we scared him, he ran out of here faster than any of us could blink! And the look on his face was just priceless."
"I know, right? What a funny round of scaring!" Ballora laughed. "I like dealing with guards that act that scared around us. Makes it a bit more fun to see them squirm."
The memory made Foxy laugh a bit in his head. Yesterday, another security guard had finally arrived at the pizzeria, after a couple days of no humans in sight. The animatronics were quick to take the opportunity and decided to pull off a big scare on the guard. The guard had not taken the heat well, and he had ran out of the restaurant merely an hour after his shift began. How he had entered and escaped was still a mystery to the animatronics, as the entrance was still boarded shut, but they still took much enjoyment out of that round of scaring. They had been merciful that time and decided not to do anything else to the guard, because the guard was likely partly traumatized by the event and would probably never tell. Or if he did, nobody would believe him.
Foxy remembered that using the term 'the animatronics' was actually too vague, because it had only been him and Ballora that had done it. Freddy was still nowhere to be found, and Puppet had refused to come out of his box yet again that time. That time was very weird. Puppet wasn't really into scaring guards the same way that the others were, and he mostly tagged along as a spectator, only sometimes contributing to the scare if he was forced into it.
But that day, he had refused to be a part of it entirely, even though he always came before to watch them go at it. Foxy had felt really confused that day.
Speaking of that...
"Hey, I only just remembered- why wouldn't you join us for that, Puppet?" Foxy asked the marionette at the row behind him. "We know that you're not really the kind of animatronic to get involved in the security guard stuff, but you always came to watch before. What gives?"
"I already told you before: I was busy that day." Puppet clarified. "I had stuff to do."
"Yeah, yet again. You've barely been out here with us because you keep sitting inside your box all day long. We only just managed to get you out of there today, and that's because Ballora tricked you into it! When are you going to stop keeping to your box and start being out here with us more often? We'd really appreciate your company, you know!"
Puppet shook his head. "Listen, Foxy. While I don't mind hanging out with you and Ballora and Freddy every now and then, you already know that I have things to handle in my life that aren't involved with being with you guys. I get wrapped up in other matters and deals that I have to focus my attention on, things that I can't have you guys there for. I know it may seem selfish, but you guys wouldn't understand, okay? It's complicated, and that's why I can't tell you about it or let you guys see any of it."
"But you're doing it all inside that box!" Ballora spoke up incredulously. "I'd understand if you were handling it out here in the pizzeria, but you always have to handle this so-called 'important business' while you're in your box. What could you even do inside a space that small? At least my room is spacious and decorated and full of activities. A box wouldn't have much of anything."
"As I said, you wouldn't understand. My box may seem like an ordinary box, but there's more to it than you think."
"Like what? What things are in it?" Foxy pressed, wanting Puppet to actually explain more.
"I can't tell you, okay? All I can say is that if you knew, you'd be impressed. But at the current time, the matters inside my box are personal, and I can't let you guys see inside. Maybe someday, I can invite both of you and Freddy in to visit, but as of right now, it's off-limits to everyone except for me."
"Come on, you could probably reveal a thing or two. What's inside? A tv?"
Puppet grinned. "Actually, yes, there is a tv. I can confirm that."
"You have a tv inside your box? What?" Ballora stammered confusedly.
"I was joking when I mentioned the tv, but you're telling me that there really is a tv in there? Get serious." Foxy said.
Puppet chuckled. "Oh, you'd be surprised, Foxy. You'd be surprised."
"Surprised, huh? Let me guess: you have parties in there?" Ballora guessed dryly.
"On occasion, I do. My box has all that and more to it, and I can say that it's a lot more than you guys give it credit for. I may not be able to show you as of now, but trust me on that."
Foxy just shrugged. "Someday, you'll have to prove that. Until then...I'm wondering something. Where's Freddy?"
"Didn't you mention that he was probably somewhere hidden yesterday?" Ballora asked.
"Well, yeah, but I actually saw him today. I tried to ask him about what he had been doing, but all he did was say 'I'll tell you later. I have to go do something' and then run off. No idea where he is or what he's doing now."
That was true. Foxy had seen Freddy earlier today in the big hallway. Startled by the bear's sudden reappearance, Foxy had badgered the bear with questions on things like the security guard Freddy had dealt with in secret and the other things he had been up to, but Freddy had dodged each and every question that Foxy had asked. Instead, Freddy had briefly told Foxy that he needed to do something and then ran off towards the main room. Foxy would have followed him, but Ballora had came by and asked for him to come watch her dancing, so Foxy had decided to leave Freddy alone for the time being. Despite that, he was still curious about what Freddy was up to.
"That's a bit worrying. I wonder what he's up to now..." Ballora wondered.
"We should go and check on him to make sure that nothing's wrong." Foxy suggested. "I'm curious about what he's trying to do."
Everybody nodded and stood up, leaving Ballora's room.
It didn't take the animatronics long to find Freddy. Barely ten or so seconds after they left the room, they were going down the big hallway when the bear himself came out of the small hallway, looking around. He spotted them pretty quickly.
"Ah, there you guys are! I was just about to go and find you." Freddy greeted, coming over to them.
"That's our line. We were coming to find where you are." Foxy replied, grinning. "It's good to see you nonetheless. What's up? Why were you looking for us?"
"I wanted to find you because you were the people I wanted to see today, of course."
"We're the only other animatronics in this building, though." Puppet commented.
"Ah, I know. Doesn't make it any less true that I was looking for you guys. Anyway, now that I've found you all, I've come to invite you to something I just finished setting up! I created a setup for a cooking show on the stage in the main room, and I want you guys to come and participate."
"Cooking...show?" Foxy stuttered. "That's new. When did you learn how to cook?"
"Recently, of course! I can now consider myself the best cook in this entire place, thanks to that training."
"He's not wrong. He might actually be the only one in this place that's capable of cooking as of now." Puppet agreed.
"But what is he meant to do with the food? We don't eat things. We're animatronics." Foxy mentioned.
"I mean, I started it more as a hobby than anything else, but you guys can eat, remember?" Freddy said. "Of course, we can't eat like humans can, but we do have those tanks and pipes inside our bodies that let us process food. That's close enough to eating."
"Your hobby is cooking, though? That's unusual. We're animatronics." Ballora uttered. "Our hobbies are scaring guards, not...cooking."
"Hey, you act like scaring guards is all that we're meant to do, but we do more than that. You dance, Puppet hangs in his box, and now, I've taken up cooking. What's so wrong about that? You guys are always complaining that we don't have anything to do, so what's so wrong about me taking up cooking so I have something to do all night long?"
"Two good points in a row. Freddy's good at this." Foxy admit.
Ballora sighed. "Yes, I will admit that he is making sense. Alright, then, fine. Where do we need to go to do this cooking show thing?"
"As I said, it's on the stage in the main room. Right this way!" Freddy directed them, pointing down the small hallway. He went down it, gesturing the others to follow him.
Foxy did so without complaint. He figured he might as well see this. Freddy had made his case for why him cooking was fine, and now he just wanted them to participate in a cooking show. Foxy was sure that it couldn't be so bad as long as they went along with it, and it would certainly make for a more interesting way to spend time then pacing or sitting around.
He wondered what Freddy's setup would be like. Probably just a single oven and stove, as well as a fridge- not like he could get much else.
So Foxy found himself startled when he came into the main room and witnessed a much bigger setup. There was a large table with lots of space onstage that stretched along the length of the stage itself, with cooking equipment and supplies laid out along the counter, including a knife block, a cutting board, a pan, a toaster, and even (oddly enough) a gumball machine. On the back wall of the stage was a large double-fridge and a spacious stove with two different ovens to make use of, as well as an average-sized whiteboard.
On the area right near the stage was a table with three chairs facing the stage, one each for Foxy, Puppet, and Ballora. Plates and utensils had already been set up for them.
"What the heck?! It's...big." Foxy exclaimed. "I wasn't expecting something this huge..."
"Me neither! Wow!" Ballora joined. "And look! Three seats, one for each of us! I call the seat in the middle!" She hurriedly sat down there. "Alright, middle seat! I like being in the middle. It makes me feel more important in the whole situation."
"I guess I can't argue that this looks kind of impressive." Puppet voiced.
"Freddy, how long did it take you to build this?" Foxy asked.
"Oh, only around...half an hour or so."
"Only half an hour?! I was expecting you to take way longer to build something like this!"
Freddy shrugged. "Maybe, but it wasn't really that hard to get this all put up. Just some elbow grease and a lot of determination to make a good cooking show is all I needed."
"Still, that's a pretty short amount of time for something like this. And the whole time, we didn't even hear any noise coming from this room; no hammering, no thumping, nothing at all. That just brings up the question of how you did this so quietly."
The bear shrugged again. "I dunno the answer to that one, but...have you guys ever considered that your conversations get pretty loud?"
Foxy made to reject that response, but thought for a moment. "...huh. For some reason, I actually feel like you might be right on this one."
"We talk...loudly? Hey, are you insinuating something?" Ballora shouted, looking a little offended for some reason. "I don't talk loud at all, Freddy! TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Yowch!" Puppet cringed, covering his nonexistent ears. "Calm down, Ballora. Not only did he probably not mean that, but you're also proving his point with all that needless yelling."
"So I guess Freddy really was right, then." Foxy commented, smirking.
"Maybe, but who knows?" Freddy wondered. "I just worked until I was done, didn't focus on the noise at all. Anyway, it's time to start this! Let's start with the title reveal!"
Freddy turned to the whiteboard, took a nearby marker, and scribbled onto the whiteboard:
Funtime Freddy's Grand and Glorious Cooking Show
"That's the name? Well, no denying that it's dramatic, but I've seen more creative ones." Ballora critiqued.
"Aw, don't be like that. It's definitely a cool name, right?" Freddy asked. Before anybody could respond, he held his hand up. "Ah! Enough talk, guys. It's time for you all to eat the dishes I made. Everyone, take your seats."
"Okay, I guess." Foxy accepted, taking his seat on Ballora's left. Likewise, Puppet took his own seat on Ballora's right.
"Everyone seated? Good, now we can begin!" Freddy cleared his throat pipe. "Welcome, one and all, to Funtime Freddy's Grand and Glorious Cooking Show! We've got some great dishes lined up for today, and a trio of people that are ready and waiting to try them! Let's get started! First...the cooking process! The dishes are almost done, so it's time for me to put the finishing touches on! This will only take a minute! Please wait while I finish up."
With that, Freddy clapped his hands, and the stage's red curtain moved and obscured the entire stage from view.
How did he do that? Foxy thought confusedly. Well, another mystery to add to the pile, I guess.
After the curtain shut itself, the animatronics heard a series of noises from the other side of the curtain. It was clear that whatever Freddy was doing with the food, he was really into it.
Oh boy. Hopefully he knows what he's doing. If my gears get blocked because of some rotten food, I'm not going to be happy.
That bear sounds like he's doing a lot of work. What, were the finishing touches a lot more than we guessed? Ballora thought. Still, I hope the food is good. She paused to sniff the air. That smell...is that spinach?
This had better be good. Puppet thought expectantly. If Freddy's going to go to all the trouble of making us good food, then he better follow through with his promise. Otherwise, this won't turn out very nicely.
"Almost ready! Just hold on!" Freddy shouted as the series of sounds continued. "If you have any questions, feel free to ask them. I am listening."
"Can I please excuse myself?" Foxy asked, wondering if he could try to get out of this in case things went south.
"Not until after the show, Foxy. Be patient!"
"Do we get combo sizes? I'd like mine to be a medium, please." Puppet voiced.
"Uh-uh." Freddy refused. "Sorry, my process is set. One size only."
"Got any sweet food in there? I'm hoping for some cake! Especially one with pink frosting." Ballora giggled.
"Nope! Sorry, but cakes are bad for us. As growing animatronics, we're going to need healthy food. That way, we can stay in prime condition for scaring and other situations in our daily lives. You should all know this."
"But we don't grow. We're animatronics. We're the same size for the rest of our lives." Foxy pointed out.
"That doesn't matter! Healthy food is still better."
Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet looked at each other. They had run out of questions to ask, so they decided to continue quietly waiting.
Just a minute later, and the red curtain finally parted, revealing the stage. Freddy had a delighted expression on his face as he observed his handiwork: three dishes with tops over them, concealing the food that was inside.
"My craftsmanship is complete! The three of you, it's time to try the food I made!" Freddy announced, grinning enthusiastically. "So, which one of you would like to go first?"
For the first few seconds after Freddy finished speaking, nobody moved. Than, unexpectedly, Puppet raised his hand.
"You know what? I might as well try this and get it over with. I'll go first." Puppet responded.
Foxy gazed at Puppet curiously. That was new. Puppet was usually the type of guy to go last, not preferring to get himself involved early on. This time, however, it seemed that the marionette preferred to try the food first and get it done early on.
"Alright, then! The first dish is for you, Puppet!" Freddy carried the first platter over and placed it right in front of Puppet, then took the top off. It turned out to be a large bowl of ramen noodles, steaming from the heat.
"Hmm, doesn't look terrible. Let me try this." Puppet grabbed his fork, readied himself, and then grabbed some ramen noodles before putting them through his mask's mouth hole and into his mouth. He paused for a moment, looking strangely unexpressive. "These noodles...they're...they're...actually, I'm not sure what to say about them."
"What do you think? Tastes good?" Freddy asked hopefully.
"Well...I can definitely say that it doesn't taste bad, but...the taste is just...indescribable. I'd probably need a second opinion to be sure of how I feel."
"So you're neutral, huh? Fine with me!" Freddy accepted, seeming okay with Puppet's response since he had said that the noodles weren't bad. He turned to Foxy and Ballora. "Time for the next person to go! Which one of you is feeling up to it?"
"I guess I'll go." Ballora agreed. "Can't be that bad, right?"
"Of course not! You'll love this next dish, I assure you." Freddy turned, walked back to the stage, and picked up the second platter. He carried it over and set it in front of Ballora. "Here you go, Ballora! This one's all yours!" He took off the top, to reveal a plate of roasted chicken...or roasted turkey. Foxy couldn't tell.
"Ooh." Ballora gasped, looking a little awed. "This looks kind of good. What is it, Freddy?"
"It's my specialty food...roasted mystery meat! I call it that because it's a mystery in itself. It is roasted chicken? Roasted turkey? Personally, I think it tastes like both!" Freddy chuckled. "It'll taste good anyway, so dig in!"
Ballora looked at it a little apprehensively at first, but got some resolve a few seconds later. "Okay, I'll eat it. Here goes nothing!" She grabbed the knife and fork, cut off a few big pieces of the meat, and devoured them. In a similar manner to Puppet, she didn't say anything at first, seeming to be in thought over the food. "Hmm...well...it's hard to say, but I think..." She paused again. Suddenly, she froze like a statue, and her expression changed. With a look of slightly queasy look on her face, she made a very odd sound. "Oh no. I don't think my systems are agreeing with this."
Foxy gave her a concerned look. "You feeling okay, Ballora? You don't look so good."
"I don't feel very good..." She stood up abruptly. "I'll...be right back. I need to...empty the gunk out of my storage tanks." She turned 90 degrees to the left and ran off down the small hallway.
"Huh, guess the food was a little rough on her." Freddy commented, looking a little worried, but mostly calm at the same time.
"Do you think she's going to be okay?" Foxy asked. "That food you gave her might not have been so good."
"She'll be fine. She's off to empty her storage tank, so anything negative in the dish will be flushed out of her pipes."
"Oh, geez. Uh...be right back. I'm going to go check on her, just to make sure nothing's wrong." Puppet told them. He stood up and went down the hallway that Ballora had ran off down.
Now they're both gone? Gee, now I'm left at Freddy's mercy. Foxy thought anxiously. If Ballora's dish was a disaster to eat, then I can't see how mine will be any-"
"Last but not least- your dish, Foxy!" Freddy revealed. He had already carried the platter over while Foxy was distracted and set it down on the table. Taking off the top, it revealed that on the platter was three cakes, coated with some sugar and whipped cream.
"What are these?" Foxy stuttered.
"Delicious funnel cakes, guaranteed to be sweet and sugary. But don't think it's unhealthy- I added extra ingredients to make it both tasty and somewhat nutritious. You'll be sure to like these! Eat up!"
Foxy stared at the cakes. They looked average enough, but after seeing the last dish, Foxy wasn't sure whether he could trust these cakes to be any good. Would Freddy's cooking finally prove to be something worth eating, or would it be another dud? If the latter was true, than Foxy didn't want to risk eating something that could put him in the same situation as Ballora.
Still, he knew he couldn't just up and leave. Freddy was waiting for a response, and Foxy didn't want to just bolt out of the room to avoid the food without even trying to take at least one bite. He knew that would be a very unpleasant thing to do and would probably hurt Freddy's feelings in the process. He wasn't exactly perfect, but he wasn't one to be unnecessarily rude either, and he did at least want to satisfy the bear.
He decided he'd give the food a chance.
"I'll eat it." Foxy agreed, and he took his fork, got a chunk of one of the cakes, and popped it into his mouth. He let his taste sensors scan it and process it.
He waited for a result. What would it be like?
...
Finally, his scanners gave him the feedback, giving him a flavorful sensation inside his mouth. It was...positive?
It really was positive. The cakes weren't just average, either- they actually tasted pretty sweet!
"Wow. It's...great. Like, really great!" Foxy exclaimed after a moment of shock. Liking the first bite already, he took another bite. And another. And another. The first cake was consumed and transported into his food storage tanks within less than a minute. Sure enough, every bite tasted just as flavorful as the first.
Freddy looked ecstatic at Foxy's response. "Really? You like it? Wow! Funnily enough, that was the dish where I was the most experimental, so I wasn't sure what you were going to say...but I had a feeling that you'd like it, and you did!"
"More than just like it. I'd say that this is one of the best sweet dishes I've ever had the pleasure of processing!"
Freddy grinned. "I'm just glad you enjoyed it. Thanks, Foxy."
"What's with all the yelling? Did Foxy hate his dish too?" Ballora asked as she walked back into the room, looking much better. Puppet came from behind her, also looking curious.
"Oh, guys! Get over here! You have to try these funnel cakes that Freddy made!" Foxy called. "They're really good!"
Puppet and Ballora gave Foxy surprised looks. They looked at each other, nodded, and came over. They each took a bite of another one of the cakes. They both paused...then their faces brightened up.
"Wow, that's...good. Really good." Puppet admit. "This is way more satisfactory than the noodles."
"You can say that again!" Ballora cheered, quickly grabbing another forkful of the cake. "It's delicious! My sensors keep sending positive response after positive response!"
"Wow, that's...good. Really good." Puppet admit. "This is way more satisfactory than the noodles. Hmm...in that case, I think I have to reevaluate this entire show. Freddy, you did great. I think I might give this show a five out of five stars on my website just for these cakes alone."
"Awesome!" Freddy responded cheerily. However, this quickly came with a look of confusion. "Wait, website? You have your own website?"
"I certainly do. It's where I try food and give them a review. Been going pretty good so far; people are visiting and I've almost reached triple digits in terms of how many followers I have."
"You have a food review website? But how? As far as I know, you don't have a computer." Foxy countered, having never heard Puppet mention owning a website before.
"I do have one. It's down inside my box, hooked up to the Internet and everything. Really nice to have."
"Again with the box. You're telling me that you fit a computer AND a tv inside the box? That sounds pretty farfetched. Something's definitely up with this box of yours."
"I agree. You've been telling us we aren't allowed to see inside, but that box seems a little too odd at this point." Foxy decided. "I think it's about time you let us see the inside of it."
"You know, you guys are right. Time to break in!" Freddy suddenly shouted, and he raced off down the small hallway.
"Yeah! Investigation!" Ballora joined, going after Freddy.
"What?! Hey, I didn't say you could go in there! Get back here!" Puppet called, chasing after them.
Better hurry up and see what's about to go in. Maybe I can actually get a look inside the box. Foxy thought. He went after the rest of his friends.
Foxy got to the auditorium last, just in time to see Puppet standing in front of his box, holding out his arms to prevent Freddy and Ballora from getting any closer. Somehow, the marionette had beaten both of them to his box despite both Freddy and Ballora having a head start.
"I've said this time and time again: my box is off-limits to everyone except myself." Puppet reminded them sternly.
"Come on, can't we take a small peek?" Freddy asked.
"No. The inside of my box isn't ready to be seen by any of you. I still have to take some time to prepare it. I promise you'll all be invited to look inside of it one day, but that day isn't today. For now, you all need to back off."
This statement was followed by some more protesting, but eventually, everyone finally backed off. As Puppet climbed up to his box, Foxy went over to Freddy and Ballora. He decided he'd be a bit mischievous and craft a plan with them.
"Psst. Guys. Hey." Foxy whispered, getting their attention. "I know what to do. Let's trick him into thinking we're leaving, put him in a false sense of security. Then, when tomorrow rolls around, we can come back and get into the box when he least expects it. How does that sound?"
The others nodded in agreement. They broke their momentary huddle and faced Puppet.
"Alright, Puppet, we accept what you say. We won't enter your box, and frankly, we're okay with that." Foxy told Puppet, keeping a straight face and sounding as honest as possible.
"Good. That's good." Puppet replied, looking a bit happier. "Thanks for considering how I feel. Don't worry, you'll all get your chance to see inside the box someday. Just be patient."
Puppet disappeared inside his box, and the others left the room and went into the nearby big hallway, pretending to leave and lose interest in the box.
"So now that that plan's underway, just want to ask something." Foxy spoke up. "Have you guys seen any security guards lately?"
"The dead ones, or the alive ones?" Ballora questioned.
Foxy made a face. "The alive ones."
"Haven't seen any alive ones. Not since we got that last guard a couple days ago."
"Me neither. It's been devoid of humans around here." Freddy added, nodding.
"Well, I guess we'll just have to wait for more on that regard." Foxy decided. "Until then, it's back to being by ourselves. Let me see how much time we have left." Foxy looked around, spotting a clock on a nearby wall and looking at what it read. "Five-thirty? Woops, looks like it's going to be morning soon. We'd better get back to sleep before six."
"Sounds good. I need to hurry and clean up my set before we have to sleep, so I'd better go do that." Freddy voiced, and he ran off down the nearby small hallway.
"And I'll need to practice my dance moves! I want to get in some more time with them before six. See you tomorrow, Foxy!" Ballora said, and she ran off to the other end of the big hallway, went into her room, and shut the door behind her.
Foxy, meanwhile, went in the same direction Freddy had went, having to go to the main room in order to get to his own room and his cove, where he would sleep. As he arrived in the main room, he saw Freddy already in the process of picking up dishes and other things around the kitchen setup.
"Good luck taking that all down. Seems like it might take a little bit." Foxy commented, eyeing the kitchen setup and how much there was in it.
"Eh, it shouldn't take too long if I work fast and efficiently. I'll be done by six." Freddy assured Foxy. "You're going to sleep, right? See you tomorrow, then."
"You too. Bye!" Foxy waved at Freddy and departed to his own room, ready to get some sleep.
Chapter 8: Comedy Night
Summary:
The animatronics have nothing to do, so they decide to try their luck at stand-up comedy.
Chapter Text
It was the fifth night since Foxy had arrived at the new location, and tonight was spent doing a familiar routine. A routine with boredom, that was.
Yet again, the animatronics had run out of things to do and were bored out of their minds. Foxy had lost count of the number of times this had happened since he had arrived, and he was annoyed to be in this situation again. Now he and the others were sitting around one of the tables in the auditorium, staring off into space and moaning to themselves over the rampant boredom that had taken over the mildly uninteresting day that they were experiencing.
This time, the boredom was even worse. Not just Foxy, but also everyone else was sharing the boredom this time around. Ballora had gotten tired of dancing and was grumbling irritably. Freddy had temporarily lost his enthusiasm for cooking and looked lost. Even Puppet had gotten sick of whatever it was that he did in his box and had come out to sit around aimlessly with the rest of them.
For ten minutes or so, nobody said a word, choosing instead to bury themselves in their apathetic thoughts in hopes of thinking of another way to fill in the gaping hole in their routine. Occasionally, they glanced at each other, as if expecting someone to contribute an idea, but nobody did.
Eventually, the silence was broken. Freddy looked up at them once again and managed to form a sentence. "I'm so bored."
"Me too." Foxy groaned.
"Me three." Ballora joined, still grumbling.
"Me four." Puppet sighed.
After that first exchange, there was another few seconds of silence. Then Freddy spoke again.
"Why does it have to be so boring? Why is it that we can't find anything to do? We never had to deal with boredom this often at the old place." Freddy pointed out.
"That's because we had more things to entertain ourselves with." Foxy reminded the bear. "But now that we've moved, we don't have any of those old ways anymore. And boy, does it suck. Every day of the week so far, I've woken up with this feeling of boredom. Why can't I wake up and feel motivated or overly excited? That would be preferable."
"I feel like that has to be because there's no security guards around. Security guard scaring was and still is our forte, but now that we're at this new place, it's like we're going through a security guard drought. If that makes any sense."
"Yeah, I understand what you mean." Puppet remarked understandingly. "I guess we could say that the number of security guards in this place is comparable to what happened to that guard that came on the day Foxy arrived here."
Foxy gave Puppet a look. "How so?"
"I mean to say that it's like that because both that guard and the number of guards around here seems to have...fallen."
There was a brief silence, quickly broken by a few supportive chuckles from Freddy. Foxy snorted, but didn't laugh. Had Puppet just attempted to make a pun? If so, Foxy didn't know what to tell him. That pun he just made was somewhat clever, but not funny enough to get any notable reactions.
Especially not from Ballora, who just glared at Puppet.
"Oh, come on. You barely tried with that pun." She critiqued. "Can't you come up with something better?"
"Hey, I thought that was pretty good!" Puppet retaliated, a little offended. "It relates to the guards, and both things fell. Isn't that a little funny?"
"You have to explain the joke, Puppet?" Freddy commented. "Gee, that's detailed. What, did you go to comedy college to learn that one?"
Foxy snickered a bit. "Good one, Freddy. I do have to agree that Puppet's pun could've been a bit better to get some good laughs. In fact, I bet I could've done a better job if I had to tell a pun there."
"Nah, I'm the funny guy." Freddy protested. "I could get the most laughs if it came down to it."
"Come on, don't discredit me! I'm funny enough myself!" Puppet claimed. "I know because I learned some comedy from an online video! That counts for something, right?!"
"Guys, you're all being ridiculous." Ballora cut in. "I'm the funniest one here. I've been at this location for longer than you guys, and I've had plenty of experience performing in different ways. I may be a dancer, but I bet I could make people laugh, too!"
"No, no, no, I was the original! I was one of the first-ever animatronics made!" Freddy boasted. "So since I've been around for so long, I'd know every nook and cranny of comedy! I'm the funniest!"
"Again, I learned from online videos. I've actually done research." Puppet continued. "I go on that one video site all the time to do it. I even upload my own videos on the Internet myself."
"But how?" Freddy stuttered.
"I do it in my box. That's where my computer is."
"What? Really? You get to have Internet in your box, but I don't get to have it in my room? That's not fair."
"Freddy's got a point. If you can get wi-fi, why can't we get it as well? We should be able to have the chance to go online, too." Foxy argued.
"You guys don't pay for it though. I was the one who started paying to get us service here in the first place. This place used to have its own wi-fi network, but it got disconnected after the grand opening was cancelled, so I just bought us a new one and got a crew to set it up. However, since I'm the only one who regularly keeps up with the payments, I'm the only one who gets Internet. If you guys were to pitch in and make your own payments, I may consider getting the Internet extended to the entire place."
"Wait, but, where's the money coming from? This place isn't open, so we can't get money from customers."
"I have an online job that I work on every day, and I get paid over the web for my efforts. That's how I get the cash to keep the internet running and pay the bills. Yes, I've been paying the bills too. That'd be Baby's responsibility normally, but seeing as she isn't here-" Puppet briefly stopped talking. Foxy was confused, but when he turned and saw that Ballora had a very off expression on her face, he knew why. "...nevermind. Point is, I make all the money over the web."
"So you...got a second job, then? A job away from our current job?"
"Pretty much. Now, enough about the Internet. Weren't you guys just arguing over which one of us is the funniest? In my opinion, you guys are all talk and no action. If you want to show everyone how funny you are, then we should have a competition to prove it."
"I agree! We all take turns, and each person tells three jokes maximum. Whoever gets the most laughs is proven to be the funniest person here." Freddy added.
"As for the location, we are in the auditorium, so the stage right over there should do." Foxy said, pointing at the stage in the corner of the room. "After all, the comedy greats have done their acts on stages. We should do the same."
"Alright, then we're all set. Who's going to go first?" Ballora asked, looking around at everyone.
"Me." Puppet volunteered. "I said I was the funniest because of the Internet's guidance, so I'm not going to hesitate to prove that."
Nobody else had any complaints, so they got ready to begin. Foxy, Ballora, and Freddy took seats on the rows of red chairs, in a half-circular formation, and all of them facing the stage. Puppet headed over to the tables in the auditorium, grabbed one of the stools, and placed it on the stage. Then he took his seat.
"Alright, let's begin. I'm going to start off with a classic: a knock-knock joke. Just a small one to warm up." Puppet began. "Of course, I'll need a volunteer. Who wants to do so?"
"Oh! Me! I don't mind." Ballora answered, raising her hand.
"Then it'll be you, Ballora. Now...knock-knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Lettuce."
"Lettuce who?"
"Lettuce in, we were invited by the tomato!"
Ballora and Freddy laughed a little, and even Foxy let out a chuckle of appreciation.
"Laughs! There we go!" Puppet celebrated. "You didn't seem to find it as funny as the others, though, Foxy."
Foxy shrugged. "I mean, it's a start. Not the best joke, not the worst."
"Yeah, I think so, too. Might need to break out better material." Freddy chimed in.
"Hey, if it helps, I liked it. Do another, Puppet." Ballora encouraged.
Puppet nodded. "Thank you very much, Ballora. I guess another knock-knock joke wouldn't hurt. This time, let's have Freddy be the volunteer. Knock-knock!"
"Who's there?" Freddy responded, going along with the joke.
"Cows go."
"Cows go who?"
"Aw, Freddy, you're saying it wrong. Cows go moo."
Freddy yukked it up, Ballora laughed a bit, and Foxy chuckled a bit again. To Foxy, that joke was definitely better than the previous one, although it wasn't anything outstanding. Knock-knock jokes still weren't anywhere close to A-material.
"Liked that? Alright, then it's time for the last one! This time, I'm going to settle for a normal joke. This one will be much better than the previous ones! Get ready! So, what do elves like to learn in school?"
"To make toys, right?!" Ballora exclaimed.
"Uh, Ballora, that question was meant to be rhetorical. Also, no. The real answer is...they learn the Elf-abet."
Ballora and Freddy let out another round of laughs. That one had gotten better reactions out of them. Foxy didn't really respond. There wasn't much to say about this joke, either.
Puppet quickly took notice. "Foxy, why didn't you laugh? What, did it not match your impossible expectations?"
"My expectations aren't that high. I just subscribe to a higher point of comedic expertise than you guys." Foxy answered. "I'm harder to please comedy-wise, is what I should say."
"Is that so? Then why don't you go next, since your style of comedy is apparently so high-brow?"
"Yeah, you know what? I will go next. Your attempts at humor weren't bad, Puppet, but I know I can do better. Just watch me." Foxy stood up and switched places with Puppet, going onstage while the marionette took one of the seats. "First joke! What do you call an alligator detective?"
"A crocodile, right?" Freddy guessed.
"Nope. It's...an investi-gator."
This one got a nice round of laughs from everyone. Foxy saw this as a good sign: he was already making better headway than Puppet.
"Next one. What would it be called if a cat were to win a dog show?"
"Cheating?" Ballora offered. "After all, cats can't be in dog shows."
"True enough, and that's why it would actually be...a cat-has-trophy!"
This one got an even bigger round of laughs from Freddy. Puppet paused for a moment, but his face lit up moments later.
"Oh! I get it!" Puppet exclaimed out loud, laughing along with Freddy.
Ballora, however, looked unimpressed. "Nah, I don't like this one. I still say that the proper answer is that the cat was cheating by entering the wrong competition."
"That's how you see it? Fine, then it's time I do the last joke and break out the heavy artillery. What would you get if you were to take a cat and a dark horse and fuse them into a single being?"
"Hmm...their sizes would combine, and they'd become a bigger animal?" Puppet tried.
"Actually, it'd be called Kitty Perry."
Foxy expected this joke to get more traction, but only Freddy laughed. Puppet and Ballora just looked confused.
"Kitty Perry? Uh...you mean Katy Perry? The person who sings?" Ballora muttered.
"Uh, yeah, that was the joke." Foxy replied,
"I liked it! Good one." Freddy said. "Actually pretty clever."
"At least Freddy got the joke, though. I suppose the reaction isn't all bad." Foxy shrugged. "Alright, I'm done. Somebody else have their turn."
"Me! Me, me, me!" Ballora called, before Freddy could answer. "It's my turn to go!" She stood up as Foxy sat down, and took her place on the stage. "Alright, just a second. Need to grab something." Her chest cavity opened, and she reached inside, taking out a sheet of paper. "There we are! Now I have my list of jokes! Let me just find a good one." She began to scan through the pages of the book.
Foxy, meanwhile, was a bit bemused to see this. So Ballora was relying on a joke list to get through this? Not that that was strange for her or anything. Ballora's strong suit was dancing, not comedy. Still, she was participating because she was the kind of person who didn't back down from a challenge, even if the challenge didn't put her at an advantage.
"Uh...Ballora, I don't mean to interrupt, but isn't it kind of cheating to use pre-written jokes for this?" Puppet asked. "After all, great comics don't have to bring a list with them. They memorize their jokes and then tell them."
"Oh, be quiet. Me using a list won't make the jokes any less funny." Ballora replied, not looking up from her list.
"That wasn't what I was asking you."
"Ah, ah, ah! Don't want to hear it. Just let me do this."
Puppet just shook his head, but he didn't protest any further. Foxy could tell that Puppet knew that arguing with Ballora was a fruitless endeavor- most of the time, when the ballerina wanted to get her way, it would take a lot of pressure to make her take no for an answer, and Puppet didn't seem ready to get in a fight with her over it. Neither was Foxy, for that matter. He just decided that she could do it, even if her jokes were probably not going to be very good.
"Ah, got it! How do you make a tissue dance?" She asked, and then continued before anybody could answer. "You put a little boogey in it!"
Instead of laughter, Foxy, Puppet, and Freddy shared a round of groans. None of them found the joke even remotely funny.
"What, too good for you? Fine, then let me find another one...this one will do. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!"
Another round of groans. So far, Ballora's jokes had failed to get a laugh out of any of the others.
"Was that a math joke? I thought we were here to laugh, not to do math." Puppet sighed. "Come on, Ballora."
"Yeah, we've heard both of these jokes before. Right, guys?" Foxy turned to the others and watched them both nod. "Yeah, see? So far, you're just giving us basic joke book jokes. Try harder, Ballora; give us one that really knocks it out of the park."
Ballora just looked a bit annoyed. "So you guys don't like my jokes so far, huh? Fine, this one will do it for sure! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
This time, there were no groans. The groans had been replaced by...silence. For a moment, nobody really said a word. Then Freddy kind of just coughed a bit.
Ballora didn't say anything, either. She was staring at them hard, expecting any kind of a response, expecting at least one laugh...but she didn't get one.
...
Finally, the silence broke as Ballora sighed unhappily, slumping down in her seat.
"Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a failure at this." She mumbled. "I'm a dancer, not a comedian. I only accepted this challenge because I didn't want to back down and look like a chicken. But now look: I tried, and it went down worse than it would've if I hadn't gotten involved." She just looked down at the floor, looking dejected and downtrodden at her results. "I guess you guys were right...I'm not the funniest person here."
They all sat in silence for another moment. Then, the blank looks were replaced with pity. Foxy stood up and walked over to Ballora, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Hey, Ballora? It's alright. I kind of expected this to happen." Foxy admit. "Don't get all sad, okay? We understand. We were doing this because we really wanted to have that special quality of being the funniest, but we didn't mean to hurt your feelings in the process. It's okay if you're not the funniest person in the world, because you've got lots of great other qualities about you. And...I hope you know that we all appreciate you for who you are. Right, guys?"
"Yeah, of course. I can say that I'll never match up to your dancing. You'll always be on the top in that regard." Freddy agreed.
"What Freddy said." Puppet said, grinning. "You're no comedian, but you're a great dancer. Never let anybody take that away from you."
Ballora looked at them all, facing them instead of the ground. Her expression had brightened up faster than they could've expected. She looked happier than she had been in a while.
"Wow, I...thanks. Thank you guys for appreciating me." She thanked them, her eyes sparkling. "I'm really happy to know that." She stood up and walked back to sit with everyone else. "Well, I accept defeat. Freddy, it's your turn now, right?"
"Ah, that's true! It's my time to shine, and l hope you guys are excited. You picked the best for last." Freddy claimed, strolling up to the stage.
"Those are some bold words. Ready to put your money where your mouth is?" Foxy responded, grinning.
"Without a doubt! So, to start off, have you guys ever wondered what you might call a fake noodle?"
"I don't know. What?" Ballora asked.
"An im-pasta!"
Right away, Foxy found himself chuckling along with the others. He hadn't heard that joke before, and he thought it was pretty clever in terms of wordplay. Freddy had just started, and he had already gained a good lead.
"Thank you, thank you all! I'm glad we could have a good start!" Freddy called, nodding. "Now, if you liked that one, then listen to this: What do lawyers wear to court?"
"Shoes?" Puppet guessed.
"A tie, right? Lawyers have to look professional." Foxy joined.
"Probably, yeah. But there's a true answer here." Freddy revealed. "What they wear is...Law-suits!"
Another good round of laughs. Out of everyone, Ballora laughed loudest of all.
"That was really good." She whispered to Foxy, making sure Freddy couldn't hear. "I have to admit, Freddy's acing this so far."
"Yeah, he's actually doing pretty good." Foxy agreed.
"Alright, last one! When the bacon and tomato were trying to date each other, what did they say? Lettuce get together!"
That joke didn't get as many laughs, but it still wasn't too shabby.
"That sounded similar to one of my jokes from earlier." Puppet mentioned.
"Yeah, guess we accidentally had similar material. Oh, well, guess we can't all be the best." Freddy replied. "Speaking of, who won here?"
The others looked at each other.
"Hmm...well, actually, I was thinking it might be better not to call out a clear winner." Foxy said. "After all, comedy is subjective. Maybe it'd be better not to fight over who's the best and to just accept that we're all more or less doing our best comedy-wise. Besides, this was kind of fun anyway, so that's more important than the winner of this whole thing."
"But what about the score? I was keeping track the whole time." Freddy said.
"You were?" Ballora stuttered.
"Yeah, had the tally inside my head."
"Oh, really? Who was the winner, then?"
"Uh...me, I think?"
"I think that's biased. Besides, how do we know that your head is packed enough to support an accurate answer? What's inside your head?"
"Nothing."
...
Everyone laughed hard at this, getting a lot more noise than any of their jokes during the comedy routine. Even Freddy was laughing at his own joke.
"You know, I can't believe you came up with that one. That was better than any of those other jokes you told." Puppet chuckled. "Why couldn't you be that funny before?"
"Hmm, I dunno." Freddy replied, shrugging. "I didn't rehearse that joke. It sort of just...came to me."
"Maybe that's the point." Foxy suggested. "Maybe we're supposed to think of humor naturally instead of forcing it, like we did with the competition."
"You know...you might be right. Still doesn't mean I'd get any better at comedy." Ballora said, smirking. "I think I'm going to head back to my room now. It's time for me to go and do what I do best: dancing!"
"Well, then we wish you luck with perfecting your routine."
"Thanks! I'll try my best not to disappoint!"
She ran off down the big hallway, leaving the other three by themselves.
"So...what were you guys thinking of doing? I was about to go and catch a nap back at my room." Foxy told them.
"Want to hang out for a bit, Puppet? We can try to figure out other cool things to do." Freddy suggested to the marionette.
"Sure, I could go for that." Puppet agreed. "What were you thinking of?"
The two of them began to animatedly discuss their plans for the rest of the day. Foxy left them to it as he left the room, thinking of the extra sleep he could catch up. He had already decided that comedy would be a thing that he and the animatronics would have to attempt again some other time. They were a bit rusty, but they'd improve over time, surely. He had confidence in himself and everybody else on that matter.
Until then, he was more concerned with rest. Taking extra naps? Man, nothing else compared to that...
Chapter 9: The Man In The Chute
Summary:
Shortly after the night begins, Foxy hears a voice calling for help somewhere in the pizzeria.
Chapter Text
Another day.
Foxy knew it was another day once he activated himself inside the dark confines of Pirate's Cove, closed off by the same familiar purple curtains. His internal clock was telling him that it was twelve A.M, meaning it was time for him to wake up and face the day.
A brand-new night, huh? He thought as he woke up and shoved the curtains aside as he usually did. He felt happy at the prospect of the sixth night at the pizzeria since he had arrived at Circus Baby's Pizza World. Yesterday had been quite eventful, what with the good fun of comedy night and the good spirits everyone had been in after their demonstrations of comedy were said and done. Foxy felt that if the nights from now on could go more like that, then he might be able to approach days with more happiness.
The first five nights at this new building had been anything but exciting, with hours of constant boredom only interrupted by the occasional interesting occurrence. But now things were beginning to turn around...or at least, Foxy hoped they were. And speaking of interesting occurrences, Foxy did hope that another one would occur today, preferably as early as possible. The sooner he had something to do, the better. He wondered whether Ballora might get herself stuck again, or whether Freddy would do a second round of his cooking, or even if maybe Puppet would finally allow everyone to come inside his box. Any of that would be good.
But of course, he wouldn't see any of that if he didn't get an early start. He stepped out of his cove and greeted the warm lights of his room contently. As of now, the place seemed to be silent. Foxy couldn't hear any conversations or commotion happening outside the boundaries of his room, so he could only assume that nothing noteworthy had occurred yet. But if something did happen, he wanted to be there. If it was good, then that would be awesome! If it was bad, then it wouldn't be too big an issue. Foxy knew he would just have to step up and, with the help of the others, restore order. It all depended on what happened.
Little did he know that what the interesting occurrence of today was going to be...was something much different from what had happened before.
Foxy had barely taken steps into the main room when the silence was shattered by a loud noise:
"HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! IS ANYONE OUT THERE? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, PLEASE, SEND HELP!"
The outburst of noise was so sudden that Foxy nearly tripped in shock, but he righted himself and looked around anxiously at the walls, trying to detect where the noise was coming from.
"Hello!? Who's calling for help?! What's going on?!" Foxy called out loud.
"ANYBODY OUT THERE! HELP ME!"
The cry for help was in a different kind of voice. It was definitely a man's voice, but it didn't sound like Freddy or Ballora or Puppet. And yet...the voice Foxy heard was strangely familiar. Where had he heard that voice before...?
Nevermind that. If somebody was calling for help, he had to go and see what was going on, and maybe even offer assistance in whatever was happening.
Foxy ran out into the center of the main room and stopped, listening for the cries of help again.
"SOMEONE? ANYONE? HELP!"
From where Foxy was standing at the center of the main room, he could now confidently detect where the cries for help were coming from. He looked off towards the kitchen doors. The desperate cries for help had been coming from there; Foxy was sure of it.
"Alright, alright, I'm coming!" Foxy called back, hoping that would ease whoever was yelling so loudly. Foxy raced over to the kitchen doors, opened them, and went inside. However, he came upon a kitchen that was completely empty. Confused, Foxy checked behind the counters, but nobody was there. He could've sworn he had heard the voice in the kitchen. So where was...?
"Hey! Whoever you are, help! I'm stuck down here!"
"Down where?" Foxy called back, even though he still didn't know who was yelling.
"The trash chute! I...I think I'm in the trash chute! It's that trapdoor over in the corner next to the janitorial closet!"
Wait, what? The trash chute? What was someone doing down there? Foxy questioned this in his head as he went over to the chute, where the wooden trapdoor was blocking the hole. He grabbed it by the handle and lifted it open. Now he could see into the trash chute. The chute itself was the same narrow, dark abyss as before, existing as a long hole that went to who-knew-where and was the place where garbage was dispensed.
Foxy peered down into the chute, narrowing his eyes. That was when he saw it.
There, at the bottom of the chute, his face poking out from far below, was the face of the security guard from before.
And not just any security guard. Foxy recognized it as the face of the guard that he had ended up shoving into the garbage chute. Even though Foxy couldn't remember if he was in control of himself or not when he did so, he did still have the visual memory of it. In his mind's eye, he could see his pink-white hands going forwards and pushing the frightened guard backwards, causing the guard to topple into the hole that had been right behind him.
"Wait...you're...you're the security guard from before!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's me! Glad you know who I am!" The guard, who Foxy remembered was named Philip, called back. "Who's up there? I can't see you clearly from all the way down here! Who are you?"
Wait a second...that guard doesn't recognize me as Foxy? Foxy pondered. Hmm...so he doesn't know that I'm the very animatronic that pushed him down there to begin with. Should I tell him...? No, maybe not. At least not yet. I'll have to pretend I'm somebody else until I can figure out what to do.
With this decision made, Foxy looked back down. And then, instead of revealing his true identity, Foxy made up one.
"I'm, uh...Billy! That's my name!" Foxy lied. "I'm a night guard as well! The company hired me just a day ago!"
"You, too?!" Philip exclaimed. "Oh, god, I hate to tell you this, but...but you've made a very poor career choice! Being the night guard is horrible! This place is a death trap!"
"It is?!" Foxy said, pretending to be surprised, even though he knew all too well why Philip was calling Circus Baby's Pizza World a 'death trap'.
"Yeah! There's these horrible animatronics who are alive, and they pushed me down here, and...well, I'll tell you later! Listen, if you're an employee too, then please help me! I was pushed down here, and I don't know how long I've been stuck in this chute! You have to get me out of here!"
"I can't believe you're alive! I heard from the, uh, company that you went missing almost a week ago!" Foxy replied. "They had to hire me as your replacement, because they didn't know where you were! This is where you've been the whole time?"
"Yes, and it's terrible! There are piles of trash down here, not to mention loads of uneaten food! Probably from all the kids throwing away their meals, I'm betting!" Philip explained. "Whoever's doing it is very wasteful. You should really put measures in to prevent that!"
"Noted! Anyway, are you really stuck down there?"
"Completely! Can you get me out of here?"
Foxy paused. "Uh, yeah, definitely! Listen, I'll go and alert the other employees, and we can find some way to get you out of there, okay?"
"Really?! Oh, thank goodness! Tell them to bring a ladder!"
"We probably will! Just sit tight, okay? I'll be back in a bit!"
Philip nodded from down inside the garbage chute, and Foxy took this as the opportunity to walk away from the chute. He didn't close it, fearing that Philip would lose trust in him if he did. Instead, Foxy departed from the room and was careful to close the door behind him. Then he began to think.
The security guard from the very first night Foxy had been here was alive?! Back when Foxy had pushed him down there, the other animatronics had unanimously agreed that Philip had to be dead, that there was no way he could've survived the fall. They had even yelled down the chute to try and see if the guard would respond, and they hadn't gotten a response. At the time, they had assumed that the lack of response meant that the guard had died down there. But now Foxy knew better, and he could only assume that they had only managed to knock out the guard instead of killing him.
To say that this was a surprise to Foxy would be an understatement. Nothing of this caliber had ever happened before. Seeing as that night had been the animatronics' first-time trying execution by shoving the guard into a garbage chute, Foxy knew none of them could've anticipated that the whole situation would actually result in them failing to finish off a guard.
The next question on Foxy's mind was how he was going to deal with this. He had Philip under the assumption that he was simply an ordinary human night worker and not an animatronic with a reputation as a murderer. Now what? He had told Philip he would go and get the 'other employees', but in actuality, there were no human employees in the building. What Foxy knew he could get were the other animatronics: Ballora, Freddy, and Puppet. He knew he would have to explain the situation to them and then try to have them help him with figuring out what to do with this guard now that he was confirmed to be alive.
Okay, then that's what I'll do. He thought. I just have to go to them and explain what's going on. As for who to go to first...Ballora. I'll go to Ballora.
Foxy then went on his way. He traversed the main room, the small hallway, and turned to the left when he entered the big hallway. The double doors into Ballora's room were wide open, so Foxy invited himself in.
Ballora, predictably, was doing one of the things that Foxy knew that she did when she was by herself: stuffed animal tea parties. Her collection of plush toys were gathered in a circle, and each had a cup in front of them. Ballora sat in the circle too, seemingly leading the entire tea party. All of the stuffed animals' cups were empty, and Ballora was the only one holding a cup that had any actual tea in it. Right then, Ballora was humming softly and cheerily.
"Ah, what a lovely night to be holding a lovely tea party!" She said, smiling. She looked down at her stuffed toys. "Do you want more tea, Mr. Teddy? I know you enjoy my tea oh-so-much! Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Bunny, but I didn't bring any desserts today. Would you like me to bring some next time?"
"Excuse me, Ballora. I need to talk with you." Foxy interrupted, and he walked towards the stage where Ballora was sitting.
"AH!" Ballora exclaimed. Quick as a wink, she scooped up everything on the floor into her arms and tossed it into her piano recklessly, then turned back to Foxy. "Uh, hi there, Foxy!" She greeted anxiously, smiling and pretending she hadn't been having a tea party. "What brings you here? I was just, uh, dancing and all! You know, usual stuff!"
"...Riiiight..." Foxy said slowly, rolling his eyes. "Ballora, listen up. I've just found out something very unexpected, and I need your help."
"Unexpected? Like what, exactly? Did a security guard walk into the restaurant wearing a sombrero or something?" Ballora asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No, nothing of that sort. It's a lot worse than that." Foxy replied. "Ballora, do you remember that security guard from the night I first came here? The one I pushed into the garbage chute?"
"Well, yeah, of course. That was probably one of the most creative ways of getting a guard that I've ever seen you do. What about that guy, anyways?"
Foxy sighed. "He's...not dead. He's alive. He survived the fall."
...
"W-WHAT?!" Ballora exclaimed, suddenly flabbergasted by this news. "You mean the fall into the garbage chute didn't kill him?! How?!"
"I don't know how! We all assumed he was probably dead and all, but look where that assumption got us!" Foxy said. "Anyways, that doesn't matter! I have absolutely no idea how to handle the sudden presence of a living security guard inside the trash chute, so I'm going to need your help for this!"
Ballora nodded. "Alright, alright, I'll help! I mean, a security guard we failed to kill IS serious!"
"In one way, I guess. Come on, come with me. We need to go tell Freddy and Puppet about this as well."
"Definitely!"
The thought of a tea set completely forgotten, Foxy and Ballora went out of Ballora's room together and returned to the big hallway. Foxy decided to go see Puppet next, and he and Ballora ventured down to the opposite side of the big hallway, then entered the auditorium.
Like he always did, Foxy went straight to the giant box that Puppet lived inside, and he rapped on the side of the box three times.
"Puppet! Hey! Ballora and I need your help!" Foxy called.
"Huh? Uh, yeah, hi! What's up?" Puppet asked, his voice emanating from inside the box. However, unlike before, Puppet did not come out of his box to address them this time.
"Puppet, do you remember that security guard I pushed into the garbage chute on the night I came here? Well, I heard him calling for help, and it turns out that he's alive! He's sitting at the bottom of the garbage chute! We need your help to figure out what to do about this!"
"Oh, yeah, that's great!" Came Puppet's reply. He sounded distracted, and his tone made it clear that he had barely been clinging on to Foxy's words. "I mean, uh, wow! Can't believe he's alive! Amazing! Unfortunately, I'm kind of busy right now, so if you two want to tell me all about it, you can come back another time!"
"Busy? What do you mean, busy?!" Ballora said, looking miffed. "Puppet, this isn't a joke! We need your help for this!"
"Right, right, yeah! However, I'm very occupied with the stove as of now! You see, it's, uh, on! And I need to turn it off!"
"Then turn it off and get up here!"
"I can't! I need to, uh, turn it off at least two hundred thousand times before it turns off!"
Ballora gave the box an incredulous look. "Puppet, an oven doesn't take two hundred thousand presses to be turned off!"
"Uh...okay, yeah, maybe! But unfortunately, the football game is on and I really, really, really need to watch it! Come back later!"
Foxy and Ballora groaned in unison. Why was Puppet being so difficult about this? Why was he coming up with random excuses so he wouldn't have to come out and help them deal with the security guard sitting alive in the trash chute?
Foxy was a little annoyed by this, but he decided he didn't have time to sit here and try to get Puppet to come when he clearly didn't want to. "Ballora, let's just go. If Puppet doesn't want to come, then we can't make him come."
Ballora gave Foxy a look. "Are you sure...?"
"We have to, Ballora. He clearly isn't going to come." Foxy responded, shaking his head. "We have more pressing matters to deal with. I told that security guard I was another guard and not an animatronic, and I told him that I was going to run and get help. If I don't come back soon, he might think I've abandoned him."
"You pretended to be a security guard? Hmm. That is a clever move, actually." Ballora admit. "That way, he won't be any wiser as to who we really are."
"Exactly. I don't want to tell him what we really are until the time is right. Now then, we have to hurry up. We have to go find Freddy, and once we tell him everything and get him to come with us, we can head back to the chute and do something about the guard."
Ballora had no disagreements about that plan, because she followed Foxy without complaint as they left the auditorium, leaving Puppet behind in the process. The two of them headed to the place where they knew Freddy lived: the closet.
The closet was in the main room, so the two of them headed through the big and small hallways to that location. When they approached the closet door, they saw that it was already open. In fact, there were sounds coming from there that Foxy had not heard before: the hum and noises from a tv, combined with the sound of laughter from Freddy.
Curious as to what could be happening in there, Foxy approached and peeked his head inside the closet. On his right, Freddy was there. The purple-white bear was sitting against the wall, his eyes focused on the tv as he chuckled audibly. In front of Freddy sat a brown Freddy plushie, its fake eyes staring ahead at the screen as it sat there limply. To the left was the television Freddy was watching. It was a small tv, but it still cleared displayed things. On-screen looked like a food fight scene from a cafeteria. Human children were holding food in their hands and lobbing it at each other, yelling as they engaged in the food fight.
It took Freddy a second to realize that Foxy was watching him. Right then, Freddy stopped laughing, looked over, and smiled at Foxy. "Oh, good morning, Foxy." He greeted cheerfully. "I was just watching some television with my favorite plushie of myself. I got Puppet to give me one of his old movie DVDs yesterday, actually, so me and my plushie are hanging out and watching it! Did you want to join us?"
"Well, uh...as much as I'd love to say yes, I actually came to tell you something really important." Foxy said seriously. He paused to consider something. "Hey, wait a second. Freddy, this closet of yours is right next to the kitchen, isn't it?"
"Uh-huh." Freddy said, nodding.
"So did you happen to hear any screams for help coming from anywhere nearby?"
Freddy raised an eyebrow. "Screams for help? Well, yeah, but I thought those were coming from my tv."
"They...weren't. Freddy, I need to tell you that-"
"The security guard Foxy shoved into the chute is STILL ALIVE!" Ballora finished abruptly, sticking her head through the doorway.
"Wait, he is? Oh." Freddy hummed. He looked mildly surprised, but not as panicked as Ballora was. "How'd he survive the fall?"
"Search me." Foxy said, shrugging. "I need your help to deal with this. Can you come with me and Ballora to the kitchen?"
Freddy nodded. "Yeah, okay. This does sound interesting." He stood up, and Foxy noticed Freddy was holding a remote. Freddy thumbed the remote and pressed the pause button, causing the tv to shut off. He set the remote down next to the stuffed bear and said: "Watch the place for me, will you, old buddy?"
"Freddy...the stuffed bear isn't alive." Ballora commented, frowning.
"I know. But I talk to him anyways. I'd like to think he's listening somehow." Freddy said. "Helps to have someone to talk to when nobody's around."
"Guess that's fine." Foxy replied. Honestly, the idea of having a plushie to talk to did appeal to him. He could see where Freddy was coming from with the whole idea, so he didn't criticize him for it. Instead, he just gestured Freddy and Ballora to follow him.
With the three of them gathered together, they exited the closet and walked the short distance back into the kitchen. Foxy reopened the door and led the way inside, then pointed towards the chute where the guard was...then did a double-take.
Philip's face was peeking out of the chute. Both of his hands were gripping the sides of the chute, and Foxy could see that the guard was trying hard to lift himself out.
"Almost...out!" Philip groaned, his eyes closed as he strained himself with the effort.
"HEY! What are you doing?!" Ballora exclaimed, alarmed by what she was seeing.
"Huh?!" Philip exclaimed, and he opened his eyes and screamed. The shock of seeing the animatronics he feared in front of him nearly caused Philip to let go of the sides of the chute, but his fingers quickly tightened their grip again. "AH! Oh, god, you're back! Stay away from me! Just let me get out of this chute!"
"What the heck? Hey, how have you been crawling out of there?" Foxy asked, astonished that the guard has managed to almost get out of the chute within five minutes, when before the guard had been at the bottom.
"I found this greasy sandwich in the chute, and I've been using the grease to make it easier for me to climb back to the top, okay?!" Philip yelped, still afraid. "I've told you what you want to know! Now let me go!"
"Hmm. He's a fighter if he's trying this hard to escape. Wow." Freddy commented, sounding impressed at Philip's efforts.
"Yeah, thanks! Now leave me alone! I just need...to push...a little harder..." Philip groaned, and once again he strained. "Ugh, I just can't lift myself up! Can't you monsters do something good for once, and help lift me out of here?!"
"Hmm." Foxy muttered, trying to consider what he would do. "Oh, and by the way, Freddy, this guard told me somebody's been throwing uneaten food into the chute. Do you know anything about that?"
"Uneaten food? Oh. Yeah, that's me." Freddy admit, shrugging. "I keep eating food, but then I get it out of my storage tanks really early so I don't have to spend a bunch of time letting it sit in there. I've just been throwing all the waste into the trash chute. Isn't that where waste goes?"
"Well, yes, but you not finishing off the food is giving the guard a food source. We haven't even decided if we want to keep him alive yet." Foxy said. "Either we...finish him off, or...keep him. Maybe as a pet."
"As a pet?! You mean...we can have a real, live human as a pet?!" Ballora shouted, excited by the prospect. "That sounds like a perfect idea! Can we keep him as a pet, Foxy?! Can we?!"
"Hmm...well, if you really want to have a pet security guard, I guess that's better than just killing him off." Foxy said, and he nodded. "Yeah, you're free to do that."
"YES! Thank you, Foxy!" Ballora cheered. "I'll name this guard Norman! He can be my own pet!"
"My name's Philip, for your information!" Philip yelled, frowning with indignity. "And I'd rather not be a pet to you horrible things! Can't you just let me go instead?!"
"Oh, or maybe I could name him Barry! Or Larry! Or even Freddy II!" Ballora suggested.
"I wouldn't mind that." Freddy said acceptingly.
"Uh...okay, if you want to name me something else so badly, then name me Steve, okay? Steve's my middle name!" Philip mentioned as he continued to struggle to get himself out of the chute.
Foxy almost wanted to ask the security guard what his full name was at that moment. But it was when he turned and looked the guard full in the face that something changed in him. Suddenly, he felt different. He was blacking out little by little...
"How about we name him...Garbage? After all, that's exactly what he is. All humans are worthless trash...including him." Came Foxy's voice, taking on a strange yet familiar tone. "A fitting name, is it not?"
"Oh! Garbage! That's actually a pretty good name!" Ballora exclaimed.
"Huh...?" Foxy mumbled as this sentence from Ballora came through his ears. Wait, what had he just been doing? He swore he had been talking about names just a second ago, and then everything had went all dark all of the sudden...Garbage? Had he said that? It was definitely an eccentric name for someone, but Foxy could tell Ballora loved the name. And if he knew one thing for sure, it was that once you came up with a name Ballora loved, it would be impossible to convince her to use a different name.
"It's a name that makes sense. We can use it." Freddy agreed, nodding.
"Good! We have a pet with a proper name! I couldn't have asked for a better outcome to the reveal of a security guard being alive!" Ballora voiced cheerily. She turned back to face Philip. "Hey, Garbage! Meet your new owner, Ballora!"
"My name's not Garbage! That's an extremly rude name, and I-" Philip began.
"No, it's a pretty fitting name." Ballora said. She stepped closer to where Philip's head was sticking out. Foxy looked over, and he felt frozen to the spot as he watched what was about to unfold. Ballora's left eye had opened just the slightest amount. There was a purple glint inside the eyesocket. "So...where do you think you're going, huh, human?"
Philip froze. Foxy realized the guard was trembling. "H-H-H...H-Home...?" Philip stammered nervously.
"Home? What do you mean?" Freddy said. He became oddly still. His eyes were oddly glassy. "The chute is your home now, you piece of filth."
Foxy looked between Ballora and Freddy. What was with them all of the sudden? They were being different from usual. And it didn't help that Foxy's eyesight was getting dark again, and he was feeling so light-headed...
"Garbage belongs in the dumpster." Came the same strange voice from before, emanating from Foxy's mouth. "So it would be wise for us to put this piece of garbage back where it rightfully belongs." Foxy's body stepped forwards, and looked down into the hopelessly scared eyes of Philip- no, of Garbage. There was no pity or remorse coming from the expression on Foxy's face. "Say goodbye."
And then, Foxy put his foot back, paused, and let it swing forwards rapidly.
"GAH!" Garbage yelped as Foxy's foot slammed into his face, and the impact was enough to make Garbage finally let go of the sides of the chute. "AAAAAH!" Came the violent scream as the guard fell back down to the bottom of the chute.
"What...? Huh...?" Foxy stammered as he abruptly came to. The guard's face was no longer sticking out of the chute. He peered back down into the chute to see Philip's face lying at the bottom of the chute again, groaning in pain.
"Wait...what just happened?" Ballora asked confusedly. She went over to the chute. "Hey, Garbage is back down in the chute! Did you make him go back down, Foxy?"
"I...uh...maybe...?" Foxy replied unsurely. Had he done something to the guard, or had the guard fallen on his own?
"Oh. Garbage is back at the bottom again." Freddy stated, and his eyes were back to looking perfectly normal. "Well, looks like his escape attempt didn't succeed in the end."
"Heck yeah, it didn't! Good thing for that!" Ballora stated sternly, crossing her arms. "I wasn't about to lose my pet after just getting it! That'd be dumb!" She then grinned. "Thankfully, he's back down there! Now we can make sure he doesn't escape, and we can start properly having Garbage as a pet! We can feed him, and give him toys, and give him treats for good behavior!"
"I'm...not...a dog..." Came a pained groan from inside the chute. Garbage could clearly still hear them, even if the fall had seemingly stunned and weakened him. "At least...I didn't...get knocked out...this time..."
"Huh. Guess he was more prepared for the fall that time. Or maybe he just fell in a way that wouldn't knock him out." Foxy guessed, unsure of how the guard had managed to stay conscious this time. "Either way, he's our pet now, I suppose."
"I had...a pile of chicken sandwiches...down here. It broke...some of my...fall." Garbage moaned slowly.
"Chicken sandwiches?" Foxy stuttered. He turned to face Freddy. "Freddy, was that you again?"
"Oh! Uh...yeah." Freddy admit sheepishly. "I ended up discarding them all in one day. They didn't taste like the type of chicken I like, so I didn't see the point in keeping them."
"Seriously? Geez, Freddy, do you even know how much of a waste that is?" Ballora chastised. "At least I don't waste my tea! I drink it all down just fine!"
"Maybe your tea is already fine as it is. But those chicken sandwiches weren't the best, Ballora. I had to perfect the sandwich so it would taste just the way I wanted it to, and to do that, there had to be some sacrifices, okay?" Freddy explained.
"At least...they came...in handy..." Garbage groaned. "I'm not dead...but I'm in...pain...ouch. Let me try...moving my arms." He grunted. "Hurts. My...legs?" He grunted again. "Also hurts. This...is...terrible."
"Sorry you're in so much pain, but...well, I guess we've got to do what we've got to do." Foxy said, trying to justify their actions to make the guard stay in the chute, even though he couldn't think of a good one. "At least you'll have plenty of time to rest and walk it off."
There was silence down in the chute. Foxy took a moment to realize what he had just said.
"Oh, uh...I'm sorry about that one. That was a very unintentionally rude remark I just made." Foxy said, a little wide-eyed at what he had just done.
"You think?!" Garbage sighed. "Well, if you're going to mock me like that, then I guess I really will walk it all off, just to show you." Garbage stopped looking up and disappeared from the bottom of the trash chute. Foxy could assume by the guard's pained grunts that he was moving elsewhere down in the chute where he was. "Urgh...well, would you look at all this. All this trash has a bunch more uneaten food in it. I seem to have...a decent supply down here."
"Another pile of uneaten food? Yeesh, Freddy, just how much did you throw away?" Ballora complained, giving Freddy a look.
"That wasn't all me! It's like Garbage said. The kids here were really wasteful back when they went to this place." Freddy defended. "Besides, all this food is free for Garbage to eat. He'll be able to survive off of it, so the food technically won't be going to waste after all."
"Hmm. That is a fair point." Foxy admit.
"That's true, actually! We need a big, strong pet to be proud of!" Ballora said, nodding. "Although I don't know if all that garbage is going to beef him up enough...maybe we should try giving him something a bit healthier."
"Healthier? Hey, what about my chicken?" Freddy suggested. "That's plenty healthy, and we have tons of it!"
"Your chicken? Oh...that actually sounds like a great thing to feed him! Do you have any on you?"
"Yeah, of course. How much do you want?"
"Give me a whole bunch of chicken pieces."
"Got it." Freddy opened his chest cavity and rummaged around. Foxy gave the inside a glance. There were already a few things in there, but he did notice a large ziploc bag containing pieces of chicken. Freddy opened the bag, reached inside, and grabbed a decently-sized handful. He handed it back to Ballora as he closed his chest cavity. Ballora eagerly took the food.
"Hey, Garbage! Have your first round of fresh food: chicken!" Ballora cheered, and she threw the chicken down the chute.
"Chicken? Really? I mean...I'm not very fond of chicken, but...I guess it's better than nothing." Garbage sighed. There was a pause. "Hey, this chicken's got some weird seasonings on it...are you sure this was prepared right?"
"Positive! I always prepare my chicken well." Freddy assured Garbage, nodding.
Somehow, I doubt that. Foxy thought. The chicken Foxy had already been given before never tasted the best, and he had no reason to assume the chicken this time would be any better.
Garbage just groaned down in the chute. "Well...if you guys are going to feed me and make me stay here, can you at least drop down a working computer, an internet cable, and some magazines I can read?"
"No, no, no! We can't give you that much at once!" Ballora refused, shaking her head quickly. "You need to behave first, Garbage! Now take your food and don't throw a fit."
"Well, that seems like all to me. I think we can leave Garbage alone now." Foxy decided.
"Please do so. I...I want to be alone..." Garbage was moaning, seeming miserable down where he was.
"Then we'll let you be alone for a while. Bye, then." Foxy said, and he closed the trash chute back up.
"Aw, we're leaving already? I wanted to play with our new pet a little bit longer!" Ballora complained, pouting.
"Later, Ballora. Let's just leave him be for now. We've given him food, so that should be enough." Foxy responded. "However, if you guys really want to keep him down there, we should avoid giving him too much food in a short period of time. He could try to make a tower of food and get out of the chute."
"Wait, you think so? Then we'll have to limit his food intake!" Ballora agreed. She turned to Freddy. "Freddy, you're hearing this, right? We have to make sure our new pet doesn't escape!"
"Uh, yeah." Freddy said, nodding quickly. "Don't worry, Ballora. My room is right next to the kitchen, so if I hear anything suspicious, I'll be able to stop Garbage before he gets out."
"Are you sure about that? You didn't even hear Garbage screaming the first time around." Foxy pointed out skeptically.
"That's...probably because I turned my tv up too loud. I'm happy to turn the volume down so I can hear those things better."
"Good. You should probably make sure to do that if you guys want to keep him down there."
"We definitely do! What about you, Foxy? Are you excited about our new pet?" Ballora asked.
Foxy shrugged. "I mean, I'm not as into it as you seem to be, but I can tell this means a lot to you, so...I'll help if my help is needed."
"I like the sound of that. Now, then, I've got a very important tea party to get back t-" Ballora froze. "Um, I mean...I have a very important dance session to get back to!"
"Did I just hear her say 'tea party'?" Freddy stammered interestedly.
"Oh, yeah. I walked in on one of her tea parties earlier. She was pretending to give tea to her stuffed animals. It was...a sight to see, the say the least." Foxy commented.
"You saw nothing!" Ballora yelled in a panic. "They are my private tea parties, and I do not want you all making fun of me for doing them. Got it?"
Foxy and Freddy exchanged looks, then nodded.
"Now, then, I have things to get to. You two have a good night." Ballora said, and she waved before she departed from the kitchen.
"I kind of want to get back to my movie now, Foxy. You don't mind, right?" Freddy asked.
"Not at all. It seems fun for you and that plushie of yours." Foxy said.
"Of course it is. Franklin really enjoys."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Oh, you even gave the stuffed bear a name?"
"Well, yeah! I like giving my friends names." Freddy shifted a little. "Do you think I'm weird for that, or...?"
"No, not at all. I would have done the same thing in your situation." Foxy admit. "Honestly, the idea of owning a stuffed animal friend sounds good."
"Thanks! And yeah, it is good. You should get one of your own."
Foxy paused to think about that. "Hmm. Maybe."
Freddy nodded. "Either way, I'm off now. Have a good rest of your night, Foxy. Let me know if you need anything else."
"Will do. See you!"
Foxy and Freddy parted ways as they exited the kitchen. As Freddy returned to his closet, Foxy went back to his cove to go and sit by himself. He didn't put the curtains around himself as he went inside, so that way the lights of his room could warm him as he thought about things.
If Garbage is alive, how many other guards could be alive as well? Foxy wondered. I mean, I swear that we have to have ended up finishing off at least one or two of them somehow. And if there's any more...well, then Ballora will either kill them or make them her pets as well. More pets would be a hassle, but at least Ballora would be extra excited, and at least Garbage would have company.
Foxy let his mind wander a little more. He thought back to what Freddy said about having a plushie as a companion. He paused at that thought.
Hmm. Yeah, that actually does seem like a really good idea... He thought.
Chapter 10: Inside The Box
Summary:
After a period of prolonged absence, the animatronics decide that it's time to find out what Puppet is doing inside his box.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 6 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
Foxy, Freddy, and Ballora sat down at the table. Tonight, they were happily conversing among themselves in the main room, passing the time by talking to each other on things that had happened recently.
Foxy found it kind of nice to do something like this. It gave him happy feelings. Especially when they discussed the security guards.
"Man, remember the other night with the other security guard?" Foxy brought up to Freddy and Ballora. "He thought he could run! Man, that was awesome! Ah, I didn't expect that."
"They always try to run." Freddy added, chuckling heartily.
"Yep, always." Foxy agreed.
"It's always fun when they run, though!" Ballora chimed in, smiling. "'Cause then we get to chase them, and hear them scream, and I can go 'La La la, la la'!"
"You were looking at a wall half the time." Foxy told her. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"What? I'm not always looking at a wall!" Ballora denied.
"You're looking at a wall right now." Foxy claimed.
"No, I'm looking at you." Ballora replied, frowning.
"Nah, I'm joking." Foxy admitted, smirking. "Sorry, I just had to do that to you. Ha ha ha!"
"That's not funny." Ballora huffed, annoyed. "Meanie."
"But it was funny!" Foxy responded, nodding. "It was great."
"Y'know..." Freddy commented. "It's been a while since I've seen Puppet. He hasn't been here the past couple of nights to help with the security guards."
"I know! It's been weird!" Foxy agreed, nodding. "You know, another thing that gets me is us calling him Puppet, but him telling us 'that's not my name'."
"That happens when we call him Puppetboi, not Puppet." Freddy informed Foxy.
"Oh, yeah." Foxy realized. "But you know what?!" Foxy stood up. "We should go ask him these questions and ask him where he's been! C'mon guys, let's go!"
"Yeah!" Freddy cheered, excited. He got up from his stool, and so did Ballora. Together, they walked down the hall towards Puppet's room.
"Maybe we shouldn't, though..." Ballora suddenly said, worried. "We weren't invited."
"Ha, like that's stopped us before." Foxy replied, grinning.
"Yeah, it's fine." Freddy added, patting Ballora's shoulder.
"That's true.." Ballora said, reluctantly nodding.
"We're all neighbors in this pizzeria." Freddy explained to her. "It'll be okay."
"Yeah!" Foxy agreed.
They came into Puppet's room and approached his box like usual.
"Hey, Puppet!" Foxy called for Puppet.
"Puppet!" Freddy did the same.
"Puppet, where are you?" Ballora added, calling for him as well.
"Hold up, I'm busy!" Puppet's voice called back from the box (he still didn't come out from the box). "Just give me a second!"
"You've been busy the last couple of nights!" Foxy informed Puppet. "Where have you been?"
"Um...here, and there." Puppet replied. "Just give me a second. I'll come out in a bit."
"He's not coming out of the box." Foxy told the others. "You think he's okay? Should we leave?"
"We should make sure Puppet's fine, at least." Freddy responded, pointing at the box.
Foxy climbed up down into the box and looked inside. He was surprised to see a large hole, going deep into the ground.
"Um, guys." Foxy said. "There's a hole right here."
"There's a hole?" Ballora asked him, bewildered. She climbed up too and looked down into the hole. Freddy did the same.
"Let's go down there." Freddy declared, gesturing at the hole.
"Yeah, you should go down it, Foxy." Ballora agreed. "Go!" She pushed Foxy.
"Woah, don't push me- WOAH!" Foxy screamed. He fell backwards into the hole, shutting his eyes. He screamed as he went down and down and down, expecting to die...
...and landed on something soft.
"Woah, I landed on a couch..." Foxy muttered. He looked and saw he had fallen down on a red couch.
"Your turn! Go!" Ballora said to Freddy from the top of the hole. Foxy could hear Freddy screaming. Then, just like that, Freddy plopped down onto the couch as well.
"Oh!" Freddy gasped as he landed. "Woah."
"Is it safe?" Ballora yelled from above.
"Uh, yeah, sure!" Foxy replied. "Jump!" More screaming, this time from Ballora, and then Ballora had plopped down on the couch too.
"Wha?! What are you guys doing here?!" Foxy turned and saw Puppet on the couch, wide eyed and shocked to see them there.
"Woah, what?!" Foxy gasped. Foxy saw the rest of the room they were in: it was a tv room, with a large tv on the opposite wall. A grey table was in the middle of the room, a pile of papers and a teacup sitting on it. There was the red soft couch the animatronics had fallen on. There were black lamps in the corners and a large painting on the other wall of dogs playing poker. There was a red armchair on another side of the room, with a cabinet next to it. The walls were striped with blue and purple colors, the same as the box on the outside. The floor was a lovely white marble floor. There was a white glass archway leading to another room. "What is..what is..."
"What is this place?" Ballora finished Foxy's sentence. She and Freddy were surprised too.
"It's my home." Puppet answered.
"Your home?!" Ballora said.
"Yeah, I've told you about this place before." Puppet replied, nodding.
"You have such a nice tv." Freddy said, pointing at the tv.
"Thanks, Freddy." Puppet said, thanking Freddy.
"Wait, this is what's been down in the box?!" Foxy exclaimed, still shocked.
"Yeah!" Puppet replied. "I was just doing my taxes when you guys rudely interrupted me."
"Taxes? Why do you have..." Foxy's sentence trailed off. "I'm so confused."
"You've got a kitchen?" Ballora exclaimed as she walked into the next room. Foxy, Freddy, and Puppet got up and came in too.
This room was a large room. A purple rug with a black outline sat on the floor. A small kitchen with lots of shelves, cabinets, counters, and other kitchen things lay in a room, with an opening on one side to get in. Against the counters sat several stools. There was even a gumball machine on the floor of the kitchen area. The roof was also made of marble, like the floor.
"Well, yeah." Puppet told her. "Every house has a kitchen."
"But you're living in a box, this is a box we're in right now!" Foxy exclaimed in disbelief. Puppet walked behind the counter. Freddy followed.
"Hey, don't get behind the counter!" Puppet ordered Freddy.
"Ah, okay, sorry." Freddy mumbled, stepping away from the kitchen.
"You have a gumball machine!" Foxy pointed out. "Is that where our gumball machine went?!"
"Yeah. Can I get you anything?" Puppet asked them.
"No, we're good." Foxy refused. "We just wanna know why you were down here all by yourself. Why didn't you tell us about this? This is amazing..." Foxy looked and saw that down the open hallway connected to the large room and the kitchen area was several cabinets with more black lamps. A large painting of the moon and some stars was on one wall. The other end of the hall had more cabinets lining it, with a fishbowl and a plunger on one of them, and small black lamps on the other. There was a singing fish attached to the wall. Another wall had a painting of a man wearing a black cloak.
Foxy walked into a room connected to the hall that had entirely green walls, a blue floor, a desk with two monitors and a computer tower, a black couch, and a window to the hall.
"Why weren't we ever invited before?" Freddy questioned Puppet.
"And you have a computer?" Foxy added, staring at the computer.
"Yeah, it's where I make my youtube videos." Puppet explained, coming into the computer room.
"And you have another gumball machine?!" Foxy said, pointing back to the hall, where another gumball machine was on the floor next to the lamp. He turned to the others. "I think he stole them from upstairs."
"That's weird." Freddy commented, confused.
"What's over here?" Ballora asked, pointing to another hall. This hall was short. Against the wall was a stand with an open book on it, sandwiched between more cabinets. A shelf overhead has a small clock on it. Another room was connected to this small hall. Ballora gestured at that very room.
"It's the best part of my home." Puppet claimed as they walked into the room. "The bathroom!"
The bathroom was shiny and clean. One wall had shiny white counters with a cup of toothbrushes on it. A sink stood next to it. Cupboards sat on the walls above the counters. A gleaming mirror stood between the cabinets. There was a toilet against another wall, with racks of toilet paper and towels next to it, and even another plunger. A small white door was opened, showing a shower area connected to the bathroom, with soap on a rack in it.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped. "Wait, why do you have a bathroom? You're a puppet."
"Ew!" Ballora groaned, running out of the room. "Freddy was sitting on the toilet!"
"Bad Freddy!" Foxy berated Freddy.
"I tripped!" Freddy claimed, worried. They walked out of the bathroom and into the large center room again.
"Well, I have a bathroom because the boy's restroom is kinda dirty..." Puppet explained, asnwering Foxy's earlier question.
"And haunted, apparently." Foxy added, glaring at Ballora.
"Yeah." Puppet finished, nodding.
"It is, okay?" Ballora exclaimed, shrugging. "Gosh, guys."
"Isn't it your job to clean the boy's bathroom, though, Puppet?" Freddy asked Puppet. Puppet shook his head.
"You have a pet fish, too?!" Foxy mentioned, pointing at the fishbowl on the drawers against the wall. "How did you get this thing in here?"
"The better question is how he got all of this stuff in here..." Ballora muttered, gazing at the room.
"I went to the store and bought the fish." Puppet answered Foxy's question. "Wanna know what I called him?"
"What did you call him?" Foxy replied curiously.
"His name is Normandy." Puppet said.
"That's a really weird and stupid name." Foxy grumbled. "And why do you have another plunger in here, besides the one in the bathroom?" He pointed at the plunger on the drawers.
"To clean Normandy!" Puppet informed them.
"That doesn't make any sense." Foxy mumbled, confused. He pointed at the singing fish on the wall. "And doesn't it feel weird having a dead fish above the fish?"
"No, it's a friend for him." Puppet responded, shaking his head.
"Oh, okay, I see, I see!" Foxy muttered in realization, smiling and nodding.
"Does it talk?" Ballora asked Puppet as she curiously gazed at the fish.
"Only when you close your eyes and use your imagination and think really, really hard." Puppet claimed. Freddy closed his eyes for a second. Then he gasped.
"I hear it, I hear it!" He chanted, happy.
"See?" Puppet said, pointing at Freddy. "It works."
"Ah, that was a good joke." Freddy giggled.
"But this is Freddy we're talking about." Foxy informed Puppet. "He's not really-" He mouthed all there in the head to Puppet. Puppet's eyes widened, then he nodded respectfully.
"Woah, what's this?!" Freddy exclaimed, getting distracted by a random wall.
"That's a wall, Freddy." Ballora groaned, annoyed. Freddy ignored her and kept poking the wall.
"But, more importantly, we need to address the issue at hand." Puppet demanded, crossing his arms. "Why are you guys in my home?"
"We were looking for you because you haven't been around for the last couple of nights when security guards came." Foxy explained to him. "You've been missing the fun and excitement!"
"Yeah!" Freddy agreed, turning back towards them.
"Well, I'm always up for doing security guard pushing-down-hole stuff..." Puppet replied. "But, sometimes, you gotta sit down, look at yourself, and say: 'I gotta do taxes. I gotta live my life.'"
"What?" Ballora asked, confused.
"I think he's hiding something from us." Foxy whispered to the others.
"Yeah, something's fishy around here." Ballora added, smelling the air.
"Yeah, Puppet, what is so fishy?" Foxy asked Puppet, squinting at him.
"Tell us." Freddy said firmly, staring Puppet down.
"Well, see..." Puppet muttered. He gazed back and forth at them, shuffling his feet uncomfortably. "I gotta go use the restroom, be right back!" Puppet ran towards the bathroom.
"Wait, come back!" Foxy yelled to Puppet.
"Yeah, don't leave!" Ballora yelled.
"Oops. Since I'm the only one living here, the bathroom has no door." Puppet pointed out, embarrassed. "Don't look." He went inside.
"Ew!" Ballora shouted, disgusted.
"Yeah, don't look. That would be rude." Freddy instructed Foxy.
"I'm not looking. This is really gross." Foxy muttered, stepping away from the bathroom.
"Can we play minecraft while you're going?" Ballora yelled to Puppet, walking towards the computer.
"Don't touch my computer!" Puppet yelled back at them. They ignored him and went into the computer room.
"Oh, what's this? Ooo..." Ballora and Freddy gazed curiously at the computer. "I'm gonna click this one!" She furiously tapped the V key.
"Ooh, you're gonna get in trouble!" Foxy gasped, grinning mischievously. "He's gonna yell at you!"
"Nuh-uh!" Ballora denied, shaking her head.
Foxy walked out of the room and saw that Puppet was looking through the computer room window.
"Hey, he's watching you!" Foxy cried, surprised. The others came out of the room hurriedly. "Puppet, go away!"
"This is my home! You go away!" Puppet replied, waving them away.
"Oh, that's right." Foxy stammered, realizing this. Foxy raised his fist towards the roof. "I claim this house in the name of Foxy!"
"Hey, what's on tv?" Ballora asked, going into the tv room. Freddy was already on the couch.
"This is my favorite channel." Freddy said, giddy. However, the tv screen was off.
"It's not even on." Ballora grumbled, annoyed once again. Puppet gasped and hurried over to the tv, inspecting it.
"Hey, you guys erased all of my recordings!" Puppet screamed, upset.
"I didn't like those shows." Freddy said, holding up the remote.
"How could he do that if the tv isn't on?!" Ballora asked him, anxious.
"You somehow managed to erase all of my recorded shows!" Puppet cried, ignoring her. "I was gonna watch soap operas later!"
"You watch soap operas?" Foxy asked Puppet questioningly.
"Eh, I didn't really like them." Freddy murmured, shrugging.
"Freddy, all you watch is a cat on a rainbow and a guy flexing his muscles." Ballora said, gazing poisoning-like at Freddy. "That's all you watch, everyday."
"Mm-hmm." Freddy confirmed, nodding. "It's so exciting. You never know what's gonna happen next week."
"How is that exciting? I don't get it." Foxy moaned, confused, then gasped. His voice sounded static-like. He got up from the couch. "Wait, something's wrong." Foxy tapped his head firmly for a few times. The static increased. "Gee, what's wrong with my voice?"
"Aw, are you malfunctioning again?" Freddy asked Foxy, sounding disappointed. He got up from the couch as well.
"I think so. It might be." Foxy replied, nodding. Foxy tapped his voice box harder. His voice got higher, lower, and more intense with every tap. He tapped it a final time and his voice sounded normal again. Foxy gasped.
"What was that?!" Ballora exclaimed, anxious.
"That was so weird!" Foxy screamed, weirded out.
"Um, is that supposed to happen, Puppet?" Ballora turned towards Puppet.
"You sound just like Freddy when he had that cold." Puppet informed Foxy, smiling.
"Yeah, I do." Foxy said. "Wait, he got a cold? That makes no sense."
"Yeah..." Freddy mumbled, twiddling his thumbs. "It was really bad. It was there, for like, a week straight."
"Oh, wow. Maybe I caught it, then." Foxy guessed. "Hey, maybe it's like a bug, like a computer bug! Since we're animatronics?" He grinned for a moment, then started frowning again. "Get it?"
"Nope." Freddy said, shaking his head.
"Me neither." Puppet added, doing the same.
"What are computer bugs?" Ballora said stupidly. "The ones that jump around and make funny noises?"
"Nothing, don't worry about it." Foxy replied, waving her off.
"You know, that reminds me." Puppet chimed in. "I should go spray my computer for bugs." He pulled open a drawer, grabbed a spray bottle, and went into the computer room.
"No, that's not a good idea!" Foxy cried, following him. But Puppet was already spraying his computer.
"Use mosquito repellent!" Ballora yelled to Puppet.
"I did! It's soaking wet now." Puppet told them. "Thanks for telling me, Foxy." They exited the computer room.
"Good job." Freddy commended Puppet, giving him a thumbs-up.
"So, the question is, how do we get back up?" Foxy asked Puppet. They walked back into the tv room. Foxy pointed at the hole above. "Do we just, you know, jump?" Foxy got onto the couch and tried to use it to bounce up, but wasn't succeeding.
"This is the funny part." Puppet informed them, grinning. "You gotta close your eyes, sit on my super nice, fancy couch, and think about the pizzeria."
"Or maybe, I can just do this!" Foxy exclaimed, bouncing again. "Or this!" He did it again. "And this!" Foxy bounced one more time, and was shocked. He was flying upwards, back through the hole...
...and he burst out of the box, landing with a loud thud on the pizzeria floor. He got up. He was back inside Puppet's room, in the pizzeria. He climbed back on top of the fox and looked back down into the hole.
"Woah, how did you do that?" Freddy shouted up to Foxy.
"That was a bouncy couch!" Foxy exclaimed, shocked. "It took me a few tries, but I got up!"
"You have a bouncy couch?!" Ballora said excitedly.
"Guys, try it! It's pretty fun!" Foxy yelled into the hole. "It's like a bouncy castle, but better!"
"Well, the couch is made out of the same material as the bouncy house." Puppet explained.
"C'mon, do it!" Foxy yelled again.
"Try it, Freddy!" Ballora said to Freddy.
"You first." Freddy replied.
"Okay, fine." Ballora gave in. "Using my ballerina skills to jump now. 1...2...3! AAAAH!" Foxy jumped out of the way as Ballora burst out of the box and landed on the floor the same way Foxy had.
"Hey, you made it!" Foxy told Ballora. "That was cool, right?!" Ballora nodded.
"Freddy, you try!" Ballora yelled to the box.
"My turn!" They could hear Freddy shout. "WAAAAH!" Freddy burst out of the box as well, faceplanting on the ground. "Woah! Ow. Ow."
"Are you coming Puppet?" Foxy looked back down into the hole.
"Well, sure, why not!" Puppet shouted up at Foxy. "I guess I could show you the door! 1...2...3!" A second later, Puppet came out, though instead of landing on the floor, he just popped out of the box.
"Woah, that's so crazy." Foxy exclaimed, gazing at the box.
"It is." Puppet agreed, nodding.
"I wish I had a nice box..." Freddy mumbled, sad.
"You will, someday." Ballora said calmly to Freddy, patting him on the back.
"Aw, thank you." Freddy smiled at Ballora happily.
"Wait, did I just say something nice to Freddy?!" Ballora exclaimed, shocked. "I mean, ew, gross! You'll never have a box!"
"Aw..." Freddy turned away, sad again.
"Aw, his head is real nice!" Foxy said, pointing at Freddy's head.
"Oh, we're talking about his head?" Ballora asked Foxy. "I was talking about him having a box."
"Okay, guys." Foxy shouted, ignoring her. "We need to get prepared for the next security guard night. I heard there might be some maintenance people coming to fix something. I don't know what they need to fix, but they might be here soon. So we need to be-" Foxy's voice was filled with static again. "Arrgh, not again!" He began tapping his head and switching his voice again. "Why is this happening?!"
"You really need repairs." Freddy said. "You're broken."
"Yeah, it's almost like somebody's coming here in the daytime and messing with it!" Foxy exclaimed as he finally got his voice to work again. "I think one day I saw somebody dressed in purple. I don't get why they were there!"
Puppet seemed surprised to hear this and began to back away in terror.
Freddy gasped. "But who would do that?"
"I don't know." Foxy replied, shaking his head. "Whenever I see this purple person, Puppet's never around." They stared at Puppet.
"You know, I really need to get back to watching my show." Puppet muttered, backing up towards his box. "Catch you guys later.."
"But we need to prepare for the next night!" Foxy yelled after Puppet.
"You can just e-mail me..." Puppet mumbled as he hurriedly climbed into his box. "You have that, right?"
"Um, no." Foxy said. "Well, come on! The security guard will be here anytime now! We need to get prepared!"
"It's fine. I'll catch you guys later." Puppet waved goodbye. "Buh-bye!" He disappeared back into his box.
"Ugh, another night without him. Great." Foxy grumbled, angry. They walked back down the hall.
"Eh, I'm okay with that." Freddy commented, chuckling.
"Okay, so we should get set up." Foxy declared. "I'll go sit in Funtime Cove and you guys can go sit out in here." He was talking about the main room, which they had just entered.
"You need to fix yourself, though." Freddy told Foxy.
"Yeah, your voice is really messed up." Ballora agreed.
"Well, sorry it's breaking." Foxy apologized. Foxy walked back to his cove and drew open the curtains. "Hurry, get to your rooms!"
"Ugh, okay!" Ballora huffed as she and Freddy ran off, Freddy screaming all the way. "I didn't want to be in your stupid cove anyway."
"I wonder who this purple person is..." Foxy mumbled to himself. "Huh, I guess I'll soon find out." He stepped into his cove. "Okay, let's get prepared for the night to come!" He drew his curtains closed and began the waiting process...
Chapter 11: The Missing Friend
Summary:
The animatronics realize that one of their friends isn't with them, so they try to get in contact with her.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 6 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
Foxy turned on the faucet, letting the cold water run down his messy hands. Thank goodness for the waterproof model, Foxy thought as he cleaned the red stuff off his hands, whatever it was. It had come out of the security guard during this night's daily security guard hunt. Thanks to it, Foxy had to wash it off his hands.
"Ugh, I have so much red jam on my hands." Foxy groaned as he cleaned them in the sink. "I don't even know how it came out of that guard. I didn't even eat a sandwich. Did he? Man, it's weird.."
"Foxy? Is that you?" Someone behind him chimed in. Foxy, startled, turned around.
Freddy was standing behind him, opening the stall door.
"Woah, what are you doing in here?!" Foxy asked Freddy, slightly angry. "You're not supposed to be in here! I mean, I'm just here, washing my hands, and you sneak up behind me?! What are you even doing in here?"
"Oh, I was just taking care of business, y'know..." Freddy replied, being extremely vague. He seemed uncomfortable to be asked about what he was doing,
"What do you mean..?" Foxy asked Freddy, suspicious. He pushed Freddy out of the way and looked into the stall. He was surprised to see that a torn-up cap with the same red jam on it had been stuffed into the toilet. "Hey, is that the remnants of a hat?"
"Um...no..." Freddy muttered, nervous.
"Wait, that is!" Foxy exclaimed. He turned back towards Freddy. "Is that a security guard hat?! What did you do?"
"Um, well, the trash can was full, so I stuffed the body in there..." Freddy explained, pointing at the toilet.
"Woah woah woah, that doesn't answer my question!" Foxy said gruffly. "Why did you do that without telling us?! You could have easily said: 'Hey Foxy, Puppet, Ballora! Come help me!' But how did this all happen?! What did you do?" Foxy asked this because the guard they had killed earlier had been thrown into a pit and buried, so the guard Freddy took care of must have been a different one.
"Um...the security guard was just out in the open...so I figured, why not take care of him?" Freddy stuttered, even more nervous.
Foxy sighed. "Man, this is why they give the security guard a room to sit in: so this stuff doesn't happen! That way, we can all have fun!" Foxy was upset at Freddy for taking out another guard without his consideration. A plan to get Freddy in more trouble quickly clicked in Foxy's head. "You know what? I'm gonna go tell Ballora and the Puppet, so they know!" Foxy ran out of the boy's restroom and down the hall.
"No, don't!" Freddy cried, chasing after him.
"No, I'm gonna go tell them!" Foxy yelled as he ran. "You're not gonna stop me this time!"
"No, please! Don't tell them!" Freddy begged, desperate.
"Nope, too late!" Foxy quickened his pace. "I'm gonna tell them!" They ran into the main room. Puppet was watching as Ballora slowly walked towards the bouncy house, eagerly eyeing it.
"I'm gonna go and bounce and bounce and bounce!" Ballora declared, excited.
"No, don't! Don't you remember what happened last time?!" Puppet responded, waving his arms frustratingly. "You got stuck!"
Oh, not again... Foxy thought.
"Um, nope! I don't remember!" Ballora denied, shaking her head. "All I remember is that I want to bounce and have fun!"
"Ugh, you never listen to me!" Puppet griped, annoyed. He turned around and noticed Foxy and Freddy. "Foxy, help me out here! Tell her not to go into the bounce house!"
"Yeah, Ballora, do you remember what happened last time?" Foxy said. "You got stuck up there, and we had to get you down. If you get stuck in there, we're not going to help you again."
"But it's so fun!" Ballora exclaimed, stamping her feet. "Look, it's so bouncy and exciting!"
"You should listen to Foxy.." Freddy advised her, patting Foxy's shoulder.
"Yeah.." Foxy agreed, nodding.
Ballora looked exasperated. "But...fine, I won't go in!" She backed away from the bounce house, upset.
"Oh, so when Foxy goes in, it's all 'Okay, I won't go in', but when I tell you, you ignore me!" Puppet complained.
"Nope, I never listen to you." Ballora said, waving him off. "Ever."
"No one listens to me..." Puppet whined, turning away.
"Wait, on the subject of puppets..." Foxy began, turning towards Freddy. "Where's Bon-Bon, anyhow? Your little friend-to-the-end that hangs out with you?"
Bon-Bon had still been missing. The animatronics had waited for some time to see if he would reappear, but he hadn't yet.
"Oh yeah, I haven't seen him in...well, phew, a while." Freddy replied, shrugging. "I don't know where he went."
"He has to be around here somewhere, 'cause he was with you, like, when we first moved here!" Foxy stated.
"Yeah, but..." Freddy responded, looking unfazed. "I just want to give him some space, though, y'know."
"Ah, I understand." Foxy said, nodding politely. "But there's another thing I need to mention: Chica hasn't been transferred here yet! I thought she was coming to this location."
In the old location, Chica had been a good friend of Freddy and Foxy. But when they had left their old pizzeria to go to Circus Baby's, Chica hadn't come with at that point in time. She had assured them she'd be there at some point, but they still hadn't seen her since.
"Oh, yeah." Freddy replied. "I thought she was coming too. I haven't seen her, though. I don't know where she could be."
"Have you guys seen her?" Foxy turned to Puppet and Ballora.
"I think she has her own place." Puppet responded, nodding. "I think it's called, like...Chica's Party World, or something?"
There was a tense silence.
"She gets her own place?!" Ballora exclaimed, outraged.
"That's crazy!" Freddy cried, not wanting to believe it. "I should get my own place again!"
"No, I should get my own place!" Foxy declared. "Because I'm Foxy the pirate, everyone's favorite! The best pirate ever! Arrgh!" Foxy stalled for a moment. "Where'd that come from?" He seemed confused.
"I should get a bigger box." Puppet said.
"You already have a big box." Ballora pointed out, glaring at Puppet.
"Yeah, you do have a pretty big box..." Foxy agreed, slowly nodding.
"I want a bigger box!" Puppet demanded passively. "With a pool, and a second floor!"
"Oh, he's getting mad with power..." Foxy whispered to Ballora.
"He is. That's not good.." Ballora replied.
"Wait, so Chica has her own location now, so that means that we can call her." Foxy stated.
"Oh yeah." Freddy and Puppet nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I think there's a phone in the break room." Foxy mentioned, pointing at the kitchen, which was where the employee break room was. "Let's go!" They ran towards the kitchen. "Follow me, guys!"
"We have a phone?" Ballora asked, confused.
"Yeah!" Foxy confirmed, nodding. "How do you think the security guards get their information during the night schedule and stuff?" They entered the kitchen.
"Oh, well, do you know how to use it?" Freddy questioned Foxy, curious.
"Well, we're about to find out." Foxy responded, shrugging. They entered the break room through a door on the left side of the kitchen.
The break room was a slightly narrow room with striped yellow walls on both the left and right and striped red walls on the opposite wall. The middle of the room had a rectangular wooden table with two chairs on either side. On the table sat a box of tissues and a blue phone. A small fridge, less in size than the kitchen fridges, stood against the back wall. In a couple of corners were small tables with blue lamps on them, lighting up the room more than usual. A huge vent cover was intended in the back wall high above, but the inside was too dark to see.
The animatronics sat down at the table.
"So, do you guys know how to use a phone?" Foxy asked them. "Because, heh, I don't know."
"Wait, oh my goodness!" Ballora exclaimed, gazing at the phone. "Is that the new IPhone 7?!"
"I think it is!" Foxy answered anxiously. The animatronics marveled over the phone, speaking about how spectacular it was.
"It's so pretty!"
"It's beautiful!"
"It's so retro!"
"Where's the headphone jack?" Ballora calmly asked, looking around the phone to try and find it. "How do you put headphones into it?"
"I don't know, but let's see if we can figure this thing out." Foxy inspected the phone, muttering under his breath. "Let's try dialing random numbers." Foxy tapped several numbers on the phone's keypad in a random order, then flicked the speakerphone switch to on. "There we go, it's calling someone."
The phone let out a ring. Then a click sounded, indicating that someone had picked up.
"HELLO?!" A scratchy voice yelled. "HEY, WHO IS THIS?! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! I GOTTA BE WELL RESTED BECAUSE I GOT MANY EVIL GREEN GOBLIN MISSIONS TO DO!"
"Hey, uh, green goblin, is Chica there?" Foxy confusedly asked the person on the other end. The other animatronics watched in anxious silence.
"WHO'S CHICA?!" The scratchy voice screamed. "IS THAT LIKE, CHICKEN? OH, CAN I GET SOME CHICKEN?! I WANT SOME! I WANT SO-"
The person was cut off as Foxy pressed the end call button, already getting tired of listening to whoever was at the other end.
"Uh, I think we had the wrong number, guys." Foxy informed the others. "That guy was really annoying."
"That guy sounded so...CUTE!" Ballora exclaimed, a look of excitement on her face. "I want him!"
"Um...no." Foxy refused.
"You can't OWN somebody!" Puppet added, shaking his head.
"Um..fine! Okay, let me try." Ballora replied, gazing at the phone. She pulled it towards herself. "I have a number we can use. Now, let's put these numbers in..." She began to type on the number pad. "Okay, I think it's ringing..."
A few rings sounded before another person picked up.
"Thank you for calling tech support." A Chinese man greeted from the other end. "My name is Bob, how can I help you?"
"Uh, yes." Ballora replied nervously. "Is Chica there?"
"Who's Chica?" The man asked. "Have you tried turning it off and on again? If not, give us a call back with your credit card number. Thank you!" He hung up.
"What just happened?" Foxy muttered, speechless.
"Um, that's not her." Ballora explained. "I think that was Bob. I talk to him sometimes."
"What? Who's Bob?" Freddy asked loudly.
"Yeah, who is he?" Foxy added.
"He's some guy who helps me with electronics...and stuff." Ballora replied.
"Man, you guys don't know how to use this thing at all." Puppet commented, shaking his head dismissively at them. "Let me try." He pulled the phone towards himself.
"Oh great, he's gonna blow it up, or something." Foxy said sarcastically. He scooted his chair back. "I'm backing away from this one."
"I haven't blown anything up in weeks." Puppet claimed, looking irritably at Foxy.
"Yeah, you say that now, but just watch." Foxy ordered. He gestured towards the phone, waiting for Puppet to use it.
"Alright, here we go." Puppet said. He punched in a random number on the keypad again. Again, the ringing sounded.
"Hi..." A slightly quiet voice of a woman came from the other end this time. "My name is Erika, from the taco shop down the street."
"A taco shop?!" Foxy exclaimed, suddenly interested. He rushed over to the phone. "Hello, I'd like five orders of burritos!"
"I want an ice cream!" Freddy added happily.
"No, not now!" Puppet yelled. "We have more important things to do!"
"Would you like to upgrade to a large or a medium?" The woman asked.
"Extra large! Extra large!" Foxy replied loudly. But before the woman could reply, Puppet ended the call without them noticing.
"Aw, it looks like she's gone." Puppet said, pretending to be sad. Freddy and Foxy sighed unhappily.
"You guys are doing this wrong." Freddy said firmly to everybody. "Let me." Freddy pulled the phone over to him and punched in his own random number into the keypad. The ringing sounded once more.
"Hello? Hello? Uh, hello?" A man's voice came from the phone. "Welcome to your first night at Circus Baby's Pizza World. Uh, in this night, uh, the animatronics are walking around, so you gotta be careful of that. And make sure you watch out for Puppet. He-" Puppet, looking slightly nervous, quickly ended the call.
"We don't have to listen to him anymore. He wasn't saying anything important." Puppet said quickly, shaking his head again.
"Wait, he said something about you." Foxy pointed out.
"Nah, he sounded like he said something about tacos." Puppet said. "We should probably order tacos again."
"Ooh, tacos." Freddy mumbled, interested. "They sound good."
"No, no, no, guys, keep focus here." Foxy told everybody. "Puppet.." Foxy glared at Puppet for a moment, then gave in. "You know what? I'm gonna try one last number." Foxy took the phone. "Let's hope this works, because racking up the phone bill might get us in trouble. I don't know how, but it might." Foxy dialed in a different number. "There!"
The phone started ringing again. And then it went to voicemail.
"Thank you for calling Chica's Party World." The male voicemail voice said. "Unfortunately, no one is available to take your call."
"Wait, what?" Foxy said, startled.
"Please leave a message at the beep." The voice said.
"Wait, hello? Hello? Anyone there?" Foxy yelled at the phone. "Guys, you heard that, right? Someone was on the other end!"
"You had to leave a message at the beep, it said." Freddy explained. "Tell it we're looking for Chica."
"But where's the beep?" Foxy asked, staring at the phone. After a few seconds, a beep was heard. "Hi, this is, uh..." He looked at the others. "Foxbearpuppetballorakin."
"That's not my name..." Puppet mumbled, annoyed.
"We're looking for Chica. If you can call back this number at any point.." Foxy turned to the others and whispered to them. "What's the number?"
"Um...12345!" Ballora guessed.
"Yeah, 12345!" Foxy said to the phone. He turned to the others again. "Is that enough numbers?" He turned to the phone. "Uh, 678910, pound sign, star, uh, call back, end call, and yeah! That's the number."
"You forgot to put one of those funny emojis in there." Puppet reminded him.
"You can't leave emojis in a voice message." Ballora commented.
"Yeah." Foxy agreed. Puppet looked dejected.
"What's an emoji?" Freddy asked stupidly.
"It's...wait, we're still talking!" Foxy realized.
"Hang up!" Ballora exclaimed. Foxy quickly did so.
"Phew!" Foxy breathed a sigh of relief.
"That was close." Freddy remarked, sighing.
"I forgot, it's late there." Foxy said. "And Chica doesn't have a phone, either. And the room that the phone is in, she probably doesn't have access to." There was an awkward pause. "We didn't really think this one out, did we?" The others mumbled in awkwardness. "I mean, it's all your guys fault! Not me."
"What?" Ballora asked, confused. "Of course not. I just wanted to go into the bouncy house, but you guys dragged me into this."
"And I just wanted to order some tacos." Puppet added, shrugging. "But now it's late at night, and they're closed."
"Wait, we're ordering tacos?" Freddy asked, seemingly forgetting that they just had several minutes ago.
"Yeah, I want some tacos!" Foxy added.
"Not anymore, they're closed!" Puppet huffed.
"Wait, enough about Chica and taco shops!" Foxy exclaimed, remembering their previous discussion. "It's time to get back on track." he pointed at Freddy threateningly. "Our buddy Freddy here took out a security guard without us."
"You told them!" Freddy gasped, horrified.
"Yes, I told you I would!" Foxy exclaimed, glaring at Freddy.
"You didn't tell us?" Ballora said, looking angrily at Freddy. "That's not fair!"
"How could you?" Puppet added, also upset.
"But it was just...I..." Freddy started. "...stop ganging up on me!"
"Did you give him the good old one-two, eh?" Ballora asked him, grinning a little.
"He stuffed him down the toilet." Foxy explained.
"Ooh, the good old flushing-them-down-the-toilet!" Ballora gasped happily. "That's a good one."
"The trash was full." Freddy said again. "I had to."
"So he gave him a swirlie." Foxy emphasized. The others looked confused.
"Excuse me?" Ballora said, raising an eyebrow at him.
"It's when you lift them up by the legs, turn the toilet on, and dunk their head in." Foxy explained.
"Oh, I know that one!" Ballora exclaimed happily. "I call that one the face-wash! It really cleans up my face when I do that." The others stared at her.
"That just sounds weird." Freddy admitted. "Why would you do that?"
"And you do that in the toilet?" Puppet questioned her.
"That's how I freshen up my face for the people!" Ballora exclaimed proudly.
"Ugh.." Foxy backed away. "That explains a lot now."
"Of course, I have beautiful eyes!" Ballora claimed. "Of course, you can't see them, since I keep them closed."
"I think it's time to leave." Foxy walked out and closed the door behind him. "I'll lock you guys in there, since you can't open doors." Foxy gasped when Puppet approached the door and opened it. "Woah, Puppet, you can open doors?!"
"How'd you do that?!" Freddy exclaimed, surprised.
"It was the wind!" Puppet claimed. "It swung open by itself." They all came into the kitchen.
"Puppet, you're weirding me out now.." Foxy backed up a few paces. "You're doing things you're not supposed to be able to..."
"Maybe I should open the garbage chute beneath your feet!" Ballora pointed at the garbage chute beneath Puppet's feet, which Puppet had mistakenly moved onto after going through the door.
"Would you do that?" Puppet asked skeptically, looking back and forth from her to the garbage chute.
"I don't know..." Ballora answered, stepping away. "Something's just off about you."
"And the joke's on you. You can't open the garbage chute, remember?" Puppet looked smugly at Ballora.
"Ah, that's true." Ballora stamped her foot. "Dangit!"
"Oh no, he's on to us." Freddy whispered, seeming a little worried. "He knows our secrets."
"Yeah, this is not cool." Foxy admitted, shaking his head. "Let's go." They all left the kitchen and went into the main room, towards the bouncy house. "Okay, let's go in the bouncy house..."
"Bouncy house!" Ballora cried, excited.
"...except that Ballora can't go in." Foxy said, looking slyly at Ballora.
"Yeah- wait, what?!" Ballora asked, shocked. Foxy entered the bounce house and began bouncing.
"Yep, you heard me!" Foxy yelled as he bounced. "Ah, look at me!" He jumped higher. "Bouncing along!"
"Yay, bouncy!" Freddy cried as he came in and bounced too. Puppet also entered and began bouncing happily.
"I want to go in..." Ballora moaned, unhappy.
"Nope, you can't come in!" Foxy taunted, blowing a raspberry at her.
"You guys are meanies!" Ballora complained, glaring at them all as they continued to bounce.
"Hope you enjoy your tea party!" Freddy mocked, laughing nastily.
"I hope your legs fall off..or break or...something!" Ballora began, trying to find the words to say. She began to walk away. "I'm gonna go dance now." She ran off.
"Have fun!" Foxy yelled after her, grinning. The trio continued bouncing.
"Wait a minute." Puppet commented, stopping his jumping. His smile changed to a frown. "This is lame. I'm going home." He began to leave.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?!" Foxy yelled after him. "Come back here!" But Puppet was already long gone. Foxy turned to Freddy as they kept bouncing.
"I guess it's just me and you, Freddy." Foxy sighed.
"Just like the good old days." Freddy giggled, smiling.
"But, y'know, I wanna know why the puppet was saying all that stuff and..." Foxy thought for a moment. "Hey, remember when he hung up the phone when that guy was trying to tell us something about him? And remember that Puppet opened the door? Man, stuff is getting really weird."
"Eh, I trust Puppet." Freddy replied calmly.
"That's all fine and good, but how did he know about Chica's place?" Foxy questioned him. "He shouldn't know that stuff, he's supposed to be just like us."
"I guess he's just smart." Freddy shrugged. "I dunno."
"I guess so..." Foxy mumbled, nodding.
"We should keep and eye on him, though." Freddy mentioned, a look of determination in his eye.
"Yeah we should, but we let him leave, though!" Foxy exclaimed. "We shouldn't have. Not good." Freddy muttered in agreement. "But I guess we can just bounce here for a little while."
"Weee!" Freddy yelled as he bounced higher and higher.
And with that, they bounced and bounced together, smiling and laughing at the fun they were having.
Chapter 12: Only A Joke
Summary:
The other animatronics try to pull a neat prank on Freddy that goes horribly wrong.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 6 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
"Ah..." Funtime Foxy yawned as he woke up. Another night in the pizzeria. "The night has begun!" He proclaimed. "I hope a security guard comes tonight, that'd be exciting!" Foxy opened his cove curtains and stepped out, closing them behind him. "Hopefully I'll get to one before Freddy does. That would be amazing, and-" He walked into the main room and stopped dead in his tracks.
Onstage, Freddy was still deactivated, even though the night had begun.
"Freddy's still asleep?" Foxy mumbled as he walked up to the stage. "Hey, Freddy! Wake up!" Freddy kept snoring loudly, not waking up. "Are you serious?" Foxy smiled a bit. "Wait, I gotta do something..." Foxy got up on stage.
He rapped Freddy on the head several times, the sound of banging metal coming from him. Freddy kept sleeping, still snoring quietly.
"Oh, he's not waking up!" Foxy said, getting excited. "This is perfect." Foxy blew a raspberry in Freddy's face, but still he didn't wake up. "Okay, he's asleep!" Foxy got off stage and went down the hall.
"Oh, this is gonna be so awesome!" He squealed in excitement. Time to find the others. Where are they? He went into the main hall and looked down it. He saw Ballora's room at one end. Oh, Ballora should be in her room. Oh, she's gonna love this! He entered the room.
"Ballora, wake up! Time to wake up!" He yelled, approaching the sleeping Ballora on her stage.
Ballora moaned and groaned as she stayed half-asleep. "Five more minutes..."
"Wake up! We're gonna play a trick on Freddy!" Foxy yelled, louder.
"What, what is it?" She grumbled as she began to awake and pay attention to Foxy. "I'm awake!"
"It's time to have some fun with Freddy!" Foxy exclaimed, smirking.
"Have fun with him? Please." She huffed. "He's boring."
"He's still asleep." Foxy informed her. "Follow me, and I'll show you." He began to leave.
"Wait, he's asleep?" Ballora asked, following behind him as they went down the hall. "Why didn't you wake him up?"
"I tried, but he's out cold." Foxy replied. They entered the room Freddy was in (he was still asleep). "See, he's still asleep!"
"Freddy?" Ballora shouted as she went up to him. "Freddy?" She went over to his ear. "HELLO?" He kept snoring. "He's not waking up."
"We have to go get Puppet!" Foxy chattered, excited. "Oh, I love this!"
"Oh, yes! Yes! Let's go get Puppet" Ballora replied, nodding eagerly. They raced down the hall at top speed as Freddy continued snoring behind them.
"Puppet's gonna go crazy for this!" Foxy claimed as they ran. "This is gonna be amazing!"
"What are we gonna do?" Ballora asked Foxy, curious.
"We're gonna prank him." Foxy revealed, chuckling evilly.
Ballora gasped and nodded mischievously, grinning like the Cheshire cat. They ran over to Puppet's box.
"Puppet!" Ballora yelled.
"Puppet, come up!" Foxy added, jumping up and down.
Puppet slowly came out of his box, popping up out of it and gazing down at them.
"Ugh, what do you guys want?" He muttered. "It's too early. You know I'm not a morning person!"
"You mean a night person, 'cause it's nighttime!" Foxy pointed out.
"What?" Puppet seemed confused, then remembered that it indeed was night. "Oh, yeah. You're right."
"Oh, but guess what?!" Foxy exclaimed, grinning at Puppet.
"What?" Puppet mumbled anxiously.
"So exciting..." Ballora muttered as she watched Foxy talk to Puppet.
"Freddy's still asleep!" Foxy finally told Puppet. Puppet's eyes widened, and he got up and jumped off the box.
"No way." Puppet replied, shaking his head.
"Yeah, he's not waking up!" Foxy exclaimed as they ran back down the hall. "At first I thought something was wrong with his circuitry, but no! He's asleep, and snoring so loud! Man, I never knew he could snore like that!"
"And we're gonna prank him!" Ballora giggled.
They entered the room, and Freddy was still sleeping.
Puppet gasped. He walked up to Freddy. "This is amazing. Hold up, let me take a selfie." Puppet pulled out a phone from nowhere and stood in front of Freddy, holding the phone up. Foxy and Ballora chuckled as the camera phone flashed.
"There we go." Puppet said, smiling.
"Make sure you put it on Instagram and use filters!" Ballora recommended, still chuckling. "Lots of filters!"
"Yeah!" Foxy agreed, nodding. Puppet fiddled with the filters on his phone.
"I'll give him the dog ears.." Puppet muttered as he put the filter on the image.
"Oh, yes! Do it! That'd be amazing!" Foxy exclaimed, even more excited.
"And I'll send a copy to you guys." Puppet explained as he put his phone away (somewhere).
"Ah, yes!" Ballora pumped her fist happily.
"I'm so excited to get it!" Foxy added. They went a distance away from Freddy and formed a group huddle.
"Okay, so what are we gonna do?" Ballora asked. "How are we gonna prank him?"
"Let's put some toys around him!" Foxy suggested, grabbing a stuffed bunny off of the shelf on a nearby pillar. "He'll think they're alive and get SO scared!" They broke the huddle. Foxy went over to the stage. "Do you guys have any toys?"
"I have a jack-in-the-box!" Ballora replied as she pulled out a red one.
"Yeah, do it!" Foxy said as he placed the bunny to the front-right of Freddy. "He's scared of jack-in-the-boxes!"
"I'll make it look like it's looking at him!" Ballora placed the jack-in-the-box right in front of Freddy.
"Wow, that's perfect!" Foxy exclaimed. He turned to Puppet. "Puppet, do you have anything?"
"I do." Puppet confirmed, nodding. "I have a little version of himself." He pulled out a plushie of Funtime Freddy, complete with the little black top-hat and the black speaker. "He'll see it and get scared about his inner feelings." He placed it to the front-left of Freddy.
"Ah, wow!" Foxy cried as he examined the plushie. "That'll be awesome!" Foxy looked at the ceiling above Freddy. "I know, let's hang some stuff in front of him! Got anything, guys?"
"Oh, I got sausages!" Ballora pulled out sausage links on hooks. She jammed the hooks into the ceiling above Freddy, which made the links hang right in front of him and behind him.
"Why do you have...sausages?" Foxy asked her, confused.
"Um...I was trying to practice cooking, like he does?" Ballora answered.
"Hopefully you're better than him, though!" Puppet commented, smirking. He went over to Freddy's ear. "Good thing Ballora's a better cook than you!" Freddy still didn't wake up.
"He's still not awake, oh my goodness!" Ballora giggled.
"Wait, I know what else we can grab!" Foxy ran over to one of the stands (specifically, the one by his cove) and went behind the stand counter. "Here at the game, there's snowballs!" He pulled open the chest and took all of the snowballs inside. He ran back over to them. "Here, grab a few!" He set them on the ground. The others took some of the snowballs from the pile.
"Okay, got some!" Puppet confirmed.
"Me too!" Ballora added, waving the snowballs in the air.
"Okay, when he wakes up, we'll hit him with the snowballs!" Foxy explained, pointing at Freddy. "He should wake up right about now." They prepared themselves.
"He he he, this is gonna be so fun..." Foxy could hear Ballora whisper.
Freddy yawned and slowly opened his eyes, then saw everything in front of him. "Aaah!" He jumped back in fright.
"Wakey wakey!" Ballora yelled.
"Eggs and scary stuff!" Foxy shouted, smirking.
"Wha? What are you guys doing here?" Freddy exclaimed, scared. "I was just trying to sleep, guys!"
"Yeah, you slept through everything!" Foxy said to him. Freddy gazed worriedly at the sausages.
"Why are there sausages here?!" Freddy asked nervously.
"Uh, you can question Ballora on that." Foxy gestured towards Ballora. "I'm still not sure about the reason behind the sausages."
"It's 'cause SAUSAGES!" Ballora cried. Freddy looked down at the toys around him.
"There's a jack-in-the-box!" Freddy stepped back in horror.
"Yeah, see him?" Foxy patted the head of the jack-in-the-box. "He's looking right at you!"
"Oh no..." Freddy said.
"And we don't even know how these toys got here, either." Foxy told Freddy. "They were already here when we arrived."
Freddy looked as if he might hyperventilate. "Puppet, you did this, didn't you?"
"I did part of it." Puppet said, smirking. "How do you feel about the little version of you, sitting right there?" He pointed at the plushie.
"He's really cute." Freddy admitted, admiring the plushie. "I really like it." He looked over at the jack-in-the-box again. "But the jack-in-the-box is really scary! I don't like it." He took a quick step back.
"But you know what else is really scary?" Foxy asked Freddy, grinning. "SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Foxy, Puppet, and Ballora pulled out the snowballs and hurled them at the unprepared Freddy, who screamed in fright and ran back and forth across the stage.
"Please, no more!" Freddy begged as he attempted to dodge the snowballs, tears running down his eyes.
"Aw, lighten up!" Foxy replied, smiling as they kept throwing the snowballs. "It's okay."
"This is fun!" Ballora proclaimed. "It's like a minigame!"
"Leave me alone!" Freddy vaulted over the nearby stand and into his usual closet.
"Freddy, come back! It's okay, we were just playing around!" Foxy shouted after him, but garnered no reply other than Freddy's loud sobbing. Foxy turned to the others. "Aw, I think we upset him." Foxy went into the closet.
Freddy was in the corner of the closet, still sobbing. Snowballs were plastered about his body, mostly on his face, and were dripping all over him.
"Freddy, I'm sorry." Foxy apologized, smiling awkwardly. "It's okay."
"You guys are bullies!" Freddy whined, still sad. "I was just trying to sleep!"
"Hey, cheer up. Maybe a security guard's gonna come." Foxy assured Freddy.
"Oh, you have a tv." Puppet pointed out, gesturing at the tv with the little brown teddy bear, Franklin, still sitting in front of it. The tv was currently on an error screen (due to it being on the wrong channel).
"Ah, you do. Nice tv, by the way." Foxy said, smiling.
"Oh, yeah." Freddy said, remembering the tv. "This is my favorite channel."
"And you even have a little friend that always watches the tv with you." Puppet pointed at Franklin.
"Yeah." Freddy nodded politely, then gave an annoyed look towards Franklin. "He watched the rest of the movie without me, though. He was supposed to pause it."
"Wow, really?" Foxy asked. "Oh, wow. That's really rude of him to not actually pause the movie." Foxy heard Ballora making noises outside. "Oh, I hear you, Ballora. Are you jealous that we're in here and you're not?" He looked back at the outside of the closet and was horrified. "Woah, Ballora!"
Ballora was sitting on the counter of the stand bordering the closet, eating all of the candy in a bowl that was on the counter.
"Huh? What?!" Ballora quickly snapped to attention.
"Hey, are you eating all the candy again?!" Foxy asked Ballora loudly. He went to the other side of the stand.
"What? No!" Ballora jumped off the counter and backed away to the center of the main room. Foxy followed her.
"Hey, not the candy!" Freddy raced out of the closet, frowning. Puppet came behind him. They both went over to the main room part where Foxy and Ballora were.
"Do you know how many times we've had to refill this because of you?!" Foxy picked up the candy bowl and pointed at it. It was about half-empty at this point.
"It's yummy..." Ballora mumbled, eyeing the candy again.
"Hey. You stop it." Freddy said firmly, waving his finger at her disapprovingly.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes!"
"I don't really mind it completely, but you'd better not eat too much." Puppet advised her. "You'll get a cavity. And we don't know anybody who can fix those!"
Ballora looked at him incredulously. "We're robots."
"Good thing for that." Freddy sighed happily. "I don't wanna go to the dentist."
"Still, we don't know anybody who can fix cavities." Puppet repeated.
"Actually, I got this... weird letter once." Foxy chimed in. "It said something about...Dr. O's dentistry? It's like, down the street."
"Huh. Interesting." Ballora replied.
"Dentists are scary." Freddy moaned, afraid. "I hate them."
"Yeah, I agree." Foxy said, patting Freddy on the back.
"Well, I think they're the BEST!" Ballora exclaimed, jumping up as she said this.
"Huh? You like dentists?" Foxy asked her in disbelief. He stared at the others. "She's getting weirder and weirder each day."
"Hmm...she's probably a spy." Freddy guessed, eyeing Ballora in suspicion.
"Oh, really now?" Ballora growled. "A spy for who?"
"The dentist." Foxy revealed, also eyeing Ballora.
"The dentist? Nope." Ballora shook her head.
"Well, just look at how many teeth me and Freddy have!" Foxy commanded. "We have rows and rows of teeth!" Foxy and Freddy opened their mouths to show her.
"And I don't have any teeth myself." Puppet said from next to the. He pointed at the mouth area on his mask, which had zero teeth and was immovable.
Ballora stared silently at their mouths for a moment, then backed away, repulsed. "Ew. You guys are yucky."
"No, you're yucky." Foxy claimed. "You're the one who likes the dentist."
"Yucky? Excuse me, I'm a beautiful ballerina!" She grinned. She wrenched the candy bowl out of Foxy's hands and started eating the candy again.
"Hey, get away from the candy!" Foxy took it away from her again. "Now you can't have any more. I got it again."
"I want CANDY!" Ballora chased after him.
"My candy!" Freddy followed, trying to get the candy back.
"Woah! Woah, woah, woah!" Foxy yelped as they chased him around the room.
"Give me my- ooh, candy!" Ballora exclaimed as she eyed another candy bowl on another stand. She went over to it, trying to eat it.
"Not again!" Foxy raced over and stole the other candy bowl as well. "No candy for you."
"Hey, what?!" Ballora shrieked. Foxy ran away.
"Ha ha, I got the other one!" He yelled in triumph. "And now..." He went into the kitchen and slammed the door behind him. He knew they couldn't open doors, so he was home free. "...you can't get me!"
"No! Aww..." Freddy moaned in defeat as he pounded on the door.
"This isn't fair.." Ballora whined as she came up the door as well. "Meanies."
"Now what do we do?" Freddy asked everyone else, confused.
"Ha, you can't get me!" Foxy taunted. "Nobody can open the door but me!"
"That's true." Puppet admitted as he came to the door. "Hey, what's that behind you?!" He pointed behind Foxy.
"Huh? What are you talking about?!" Foxy yelled as he whipped around and saw...nothing was behind him! He turned around, but it was too late. The door was wide open.
"Hey, look! The gust of wind opened the door!" Puppet pointed out.
"Hey, what's behind us?" Ballora asked. Apparently, she and Freddy had also listened, and were inspecting the area on the other side of the room. "I don't see anything."
"These are balloons." Freddy said as he inspected the balloons.
"Wow, they actually listened to you as well.." Foxy muttered as he stepped out of the kitchen without realizing it.
"Wait a second, there's nothing here!" Ballora screamed as she turned around and saw Foxy.
"We've been tricked!" Freddy realized. They chased after Foxy.
"Ah! Oh no!" Foxy ran away again.
They chased him in circles and circles around the room again.
A few minutes later...
Foxy ran into the kitchen as the others kept chasing him. He needed to get rid of the candy, fast. But how? He spotted the garbage chute. There! He thought. He ran over and wrenched it open, tossing in the candy bowls just as the others barged into the room.
"Ah ha! I threw them in the trash!" Foxy exclaimed, grinning.
"Nooo!" Freddy cried as he ran over to the chute and crouched beside it, looking into it desperately. "Candy..." Foxy closed the garbage chute as Freddy cried in sadness for the candy.
"They're gone now." Foxy said as he crossed his arms and smirked.
"Well, I guess those candy bowls can go to our pet." Puppet commented.
"Yeah, I guess." Freddy replied, instantly turning back to a normal mood.
"My candy..." Ballora looked down at the chute.
"Woah, what's this?" They heard Garbage shout from inside the chute. "Hey, it's some candy!"
"Huh? Garbage?" Freddy suddenly perked up. "Woah, I didn't know he was still alive down there."
"Yeah, I've been eating the chicken that gets dropped down here." Garbage explained, apparently having heard them. Foxy opened the chute again. "It's pretty good."
"Who's throwing chicken down there again?!" Foxy turned towards the others, alert.
"Look, uh.." Freddy stepped up. "I'm sorry, okay? It's just, there's always so much chicken left over. I never know what to do with it."
"Are you serious?" Foxy complained, upset with Freddy for the millionth time.
"Thanks for the candy, though." Garbage thanked them. "It's a nice change of pace."
"You're welcome, Garbage." Freddy yelled into the chute, smiling.
"Hey, could you guys send down some protein too?" Garbage asked.
"Oh, now he's just being needy." Freddy mumbled, instantly dropping the smile.
"Yeah, right? Although, maybe we should just send some water down there." Foxy looked down into the chute again. "Hey, have you been drinking water?"
"Well, no." Garbage replied. "I've just been drinking the little bit of coca-cola that was left here."
"Freddy..." Foxy gazed murderously at Freddy.
"I'm more of a Pepsi guy myself, to be honest." Freddy said nervously.
"You're really wasteful." Garbage said. "You leave half of the cola in the bottles all the time, judging by how the cola is when I find it."
"Well, uh, the bottom part is the worst!" Freddy replied quickly. "The first sip is good, and then you throw out the rest of the bottle." The others stared at Freddy.
"Wow, no wonder we haven't opened yet." Foxy said, sighing.
"Garbage is right, Freddy." Puppet added. "That's pretty wasteful."
"It's horrible." Ballora admitted. "Wait, why are we talking to Garbage, anyway?" They left the kitchen and went into the main room.
"Y'know, I don't know whether or not to feel bad about pranking you know." Foxy told Freddy. "Because on one hand, that's very wasteful. But on the other hand, if it weren't for all that food, he would have gotten out and not gotten stuck."
"See?" Freddy replied, nodding. "I'm always thinking ahead."
"Yeah, you tell yourself that." Foxy commented.
"Ah, the jack-in-the-box again.." Freddy muttered, stepping away from the stage, where the stuff from when they tricked him still sat.
"Okay, we'll get rid of it." Foxy took down everything from the stage.
"I'm sort of a Maccabees fan myself." Puppet mentioned.
"Huh? What's that?" Foxy asked him.
"Well, it's a joke, since Freddy doesn't like the jack-in-the-box, and- oh, nevermind." Puppet grumbled, giving up on the explanation.
"Bouncy house!" Ballora shrieked, noticing the bouncy house again. She ran towards the bouncy house door.
"No, no, no!" Foxy yelled, holding her back. "We've talked about this already!"
"I want to go in!" Ballora whispered as she tried to break free.
"Do not go in!" Foxy instructed her. He could already feel his grip breaking, and...
Ballora got free, charging into the bouncy house and beginning to bounce.
"Oh no, not again!" Foxy shouted, horrified.
"Yay!" Ballora cried, happy. "Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy..."
"Nope, you guys deal with that." Freddy quickly told them, and then quickly left.
"And I have to do some important stuff." Puppet said, running away as well.
"Hey, don't leave me with her!" Foxy called after them, but they were gone. Great, some friends they are... He thought, as he looked at Ballora bouncing. 'Okay, I'll bounce with you."
"Yay!" Ballora said. "Foxy gets to bounce with me!" Foxy came in and began bouncing too.
"Do not jump too high." Foxy commanded her, watching her closely.
"Fine..." Ballora muttered, frowning. "You're no fun." They kept bouncing. "Hey, where's everyone else go?"
"They left, 'cause they didn't want to deal with you anymore." Foxy informed her. "You went in here when we told you not to."
"But it's so fun!" Ballora reasoned.
"I'm just waiting for it." Foxy commented, staying away from the area where Ballora was bouncing. "I'm just waiting for you to bounce too high."
"Nah, I'm not gonna bounce too HI-" She yelled as she suddenly bounced extremely high, colliding with the rafters above. Foxy cringed and looked away for a moment, and then when he looked back, Ballora was stuck up there in the same way she had been last time.
"Ugh, it happened again." Foxy grumbled as he looked up at her. "How do you feel?"
"Um..." Ballora said, looking around at herself. "This feels weird. I don't want to be here."
"Yeah, that's what I thought. And you know what? You can deal with it for the night." Foxy told her as he left the bouncy house. "See you tomorrow."
"No! I want to scare security guards, too, though!" Ballora shrieked as she tried to get out.
"Bye for now!" Foxy waved at her and left towards his cove.
"NOOOOO!" She screamed. Foxy ignored her and walked into his cove, drawing open the curtains, and...
"Aah!" He yelped as he saw Freddy sleeping in there, laying down.
"Woah!" Freddy woke up, standing hurriedly. "Hey, Foxy."
"Hey, why were you laying down in there?!" Foxy exclaimed.
"I was just resting." Freddy stepped out of Foxy's cove. "Nothing to see here."
"Ballora got stuck again." Foxy told Freddy. "You can go help her."
"Oh, not again..." Freddy mumbled as he walked away.
"Ah, what a night." Foxy sighed as he drew the curtains closed.
"Ballora!" Freddy yelled up the Ballora. He could see her stuck up there in the rafters.
"Ah-ha!" Ballora shouted, happy. "I knew someone couldn't resist my fabulous demeanor and would come to help me! Get me out of here!"
Freddy bounced, trying to get to her. "Ugh, this is tiring. Can't you just wiggle yourself out?"
"Guys! Good news!" Puppet came in, holding up his phone. "That picture I took earlier has gone viral! It's got, like, a bazillion views and likes!"
"That's not good! Other people will find out and try to come here!" They could hear Foxy yell.
"But that means we'll get more people to entertain!" Puppet yelled back to Foxy.
"Ugh, that's not good. Hey, why do you have a cellphone, anyhow?"
"So I can text my relatives?"
"Where did you get it?!"
"From the store."
"Probably got it from some online store.." Ballora grumbled from up in the rafters. "His wi-fi and internet might have helped him."
"Yeah, exactly." Puppet confirmed, nodding. "I ordered it online and got it sent here."
"Ballora, you should really get down from there." Freddy told Ballora.
"I can't get out!" Ballora yelled.
"Try wiggling!" Foxy yelled from his cove again.
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle!" Ballora wiggled inside the rafters and screamed as she dropped back down onto the ground.
"Good job!" Freddy commended her.
"All you got to do is wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." Ballora said, smiling. They exited the bouncy house.
"I'm going back to sleep now!" Foxy yelled to them. "Night!"
"Goodbye!" Ballora yelled.
"Bye bye!" Puppet added. They both left. Freddy watched them leave, then went back on stage, instantly going to sleep.
Foxy heard the sound of snoring and opened one eye inside the dark cove. Freddy, of course.
"Ugh, he's snoring again." Foxy muttered. "Great." He closed his eye and went back into dreamland.
Chapter 13: The Crazy Security Guard
Summary:
Another security guard arrives at the location, but when the animatronics try to attack him, they find that this guard is different from the others.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 5 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
Funtime Foxy, Funtime Freddy, Ballora, and Circus Baby sat inside the vent, sneakily waiting for the security guard. There had been reports of another one coming, so Foxy had done his best to prepare. He had thought watching through the vents would be a good way to locate them, but so far, nothing.
"Okay, okay, okay." Foxy groaned. "Where is the security guard? Have you guys seen them? There was supposed to be one stationed tonight, but I have yet to see them.
"No, I haven't seen them." Freddy replied. Ballora and Baby shook their heads.
"Really? You guys haven't seen him at all?' Foxy griped anxiously. "I thought he would have been in that room." He pointed at Puppet's room through the grate. "I mean, look at how cool it is. Since my themed Foxy water ride is over there, it's obviously the best room."
"Excuse me?" Ballora growled.
"Yeah, you heard me." Foxy said stiffly. "It's the best."
"No no no." Ballora denied. "My room is FABULOUS!"
"I think my room's actually the best here." Freddy claimed.
"You have a little closet." Foxy pointed out. "What's to like about that? But look over there!" He pointed through the vent grate at the water ride again. "I have a cool boat ride. It's awesome!"
"Okay, I agree." Freddy sighed, defeated. "It is awesome."
"Sadly, Baby, you don't have a room." Foxy informed Baby as he turned towards her. "Sorry."
"Um, like, what are you talking about?" Baby replied, rolling her eyes. She pointed at the vent area around them. "This is where I live, remember?"
"Oh yeah, that's right!" Foxy said. "You do live here." He looked back through the grate. "But where could that security guard be? Huh.."
"He can only be in so many places." Freddy commented. "How big is this place?"
"Not that big." Foxy responded.
"Yeah, so it shouldn't be too hard to find him." Freddy babbled. "We just gotta-" They all froze. A voice was coming from somewhere.
"Wait, did you guys hear that?" Foxy mumbled.
"What was that?" Freddy added, looking around at the walls.
"I think it heard it from another room." Foxy said. "Follow me!" They walked through the vent corridor. Foxy could hear noises through...
...the vent grate leading to the break room. Foxy looked through and gasped.
The security guard was seated at the table inside the room. He had a similar blue uniform to garbage, but Foxy could see his messy black hair under that cap.
"Nothing like a cup of joe late at night!" He sighed as he sipped a cup of coffee while putting his legs on the table in a relaxed position. Foxy could tell from his accent that he was...Russian? Interesting. They never had gotten a Russian security guard before.
"Oh, guys!" Foxy exclaimed, smiling sneakily. "Look who I found!" The others gathered around and peeked through the vent grate, and they too saw the Russian guard.
"There he is!" Ballora whispered.
"Keep it down." Foxy hushed them. "We don't want him to hear us."
"Oh, right." Freddy said in a low voice. "Sssh." They kept watching the security guard as he sat at the table drinking his coffee.
"Man." The guard grumbled. "This place is really boring. I wish more things would happen."
"Oh, if he thinks it's boring, he should just wait for what we have in store for him!" Foxy muttered, grinning. "He won't see us coming! It's gonna be great when he gets scared of us!"
"I know, it's so exciting!" Ballora agreed, nodding quickly.
"It's been so long!" Freddy added, also excited. "I can't wait."
"Oh, Freddy!" Foxy whispered. Foxy held up his hand. "High-five me!" Freddy held up his hand and they did so. "Yeah! That's the stuff!" Foxy turned back towards the break room. "Oh man, he won't see this coming. This is gonna be SO MUCH FUN!"
"What can we do, though?" Ballora asked Foxy, curious as to what he had planned.
"I don't know yet." Foxy replied. "We have to wait for him to start walking around. Then we can actually do stuff."
"Raaagh!" Ballora growled, annoyed. "I want to do something now!"
"Let's see if anything is on tv!" The security guard stated suddenly. He got up from the chair and started fiddling with the tv on the nearby table.
"He's watching the tv?" Foxy mumbled.
"Oh! This is my favorite show!" Freddy exclaimed, watching the guard with interest. Foxy looked down and saw that the guard was watching the same movie with the pie fight Freddy had been watching a few days ago.
"Ugh. This show sucks." The guard groaned, immediately turning the tv off. "Nothing like shows in Russia."
"Aw. He didn't like it at all..." Freddy complained, looking dejected.
"This is nice lamp, though." The guard said, examining the blue lamp on another table.
"He sounds funny." Ballora commented.
"Yeah, he does." Foxy agreed. Foxy knew that the guy had a Russian accent, but he was too lazy to tell Ballora about it, so he kept watching the guard.
The guard gazed at the watch on his hand. "Hmm. 12:00. I should start shift now." He left the break room, closing the door behind him.
Foxy had a victory party inside his head. Yes, the guard had gone out! Now the fun could begin.
"He left!" Foxy exclaimed. "C'mon, let's go!" They raced towards the wooden door. Foxy pulled it open. "Jump! WEEE!" He jumped and landed on the floor below. Freddy followed his lead as well. Baby also jumped out and landed next to him, landing a bit more roughly. "You alright?"
"Um, yeah." Baby confirmed.
"The jump's too long, it'll hurt me." Ballora complained. "I'm taking the ladder." She climbed down carefully.
"Okay, let's go." Foxy said. They all went down the passage.
"Where did he go?" Ballora asked as they went down the hall. Freddy was going a bit fast.
"Freddy, slow down!" Foxy told Freddy urgently. "He might be around the corner!" Freddy gasped and nodded, slowing his pace. "Stay there, I'll check." Foxy looked around the corner.
The hall itself was empty, but he could see the guard roaming around in the main room directly ahead. The others gathered around as well, Foxy and Baby peeking around one corner while Ballora and Freddy peeked around the other.
"HELLO?" Ballora yelled obliviously.
"Ssh! Shh! Don't yell!" Freddy squeaked, slapping his hand over her mouth to shut her up.
"Okay, who's gonna go first-" Foxy began.
"This place is really boring." They could hear the guard say.
"There he is." Baby spoke up. "I'm totally gonna get him first. Watch this." She went into the hall and hid in one of the side rooms.
"Ah, good idea!" Foxy commented, grinning. "He won't see you coming! This is gonna be awesome! Once he sees you, he'll be running out of here! Maybe he'll even make a mess, too!"
"I'm not cleaning it this time." Freddy huffed, crossing his arms firmly.
"Yes, you are!" Foxy replied roughly. "I did it last time, now it's your turn!"
"Shh, there he is!" Ballora whispered, pointing down the hall. The guard was getting closer. They hushed up and waited. Freddy started whimpering behind Ballora.
"Freddy, shh! He might hear you!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Sorry, sorry..." Freddy whined as he finally stopped. They waited. The guard had his back turned on the hall, still distracted by the main room.
"NO ONE'S OVER HERE!" Foxy suddenly yelled from where he was hiding, hoping to draw the guard near them. "NOOO!"
"Huh? What was that?" The guard croaked as he suddenly came down the hall. "The mice here are very loud." He was getting closer and closer...
Baby made a weird screaming noise as she jumped out from inside the side room, breaking the door in the process. The animatronics came out from behind the corner and did the same.
...
The guard didn't even flinch. In fact, he started laughing.
"Crazy kids!" He chuckled, amused. "That's not how you be scary! THIS is how you be scary!" He shouted in the most horrifying way possible as his face became the worst thing Foxy ever saw. Foxy was scared beyond belief. The sound the guard was making was incomprehensible, but he had never heard anything more scary in his life.
The animatronics screamed again, this time in fright.
"Hurry, run! RUN!" Foxy yelled as they ran away. They wrenched open Ballora's room's door and nearly trampled each other trying to get inside before closing the door behind them. "Okay...I closed it.."
Everyone was in a state of panic. Ballora's face was a mix of surprise and horror as she clung onto a chair, trying to catch her breath. Freddy was standing on the stage, nearly hyperventilating as he held himself tight. Baby had also went on stage and hid behind the many balloons in the room, sobbing as loudly as she had the day the animatronics found her.
Foxy was tired himself, but also confused and horrified. That guard was nothing like he had expected. He didn't get scared of them, and instead scared them back in the worst way Foxy had ever seen. Never before had that happened, and Foxy knew that. He knew about every time they'd ever went after a guard, but none of them had actually ever scared them back.
And his face! Foxy didn't look at it good, but it had looked so bad. It had been melting and moving and twisting wildly, and sharp teeth had grown, and red eyes were gleaming, and he was all hairy, and...
Foxy stopped. He was rushing himself, he needed to calm down. He figured he should check on his friends.
"Baby, you okay?" Foxy asked as he went over to Baby's hiding spot.
"His face, was like, super scary!" She stuttered as she crouched there and kept sobbing.
"Yeah!" Foxy agreed. He turned to look at Freddy and Ballora, who had approached him. "Did you see those eyes?"
"Of course!" Ballora gasped. "They were like a monster's eyes!" They could hear the guard laughing.
"Ha ha, I'm glad I brought wolf mask!" He guffawed. Foxy went back to the door and looked through. The guard was laughing loudly, holding up...a wolf mask. So that was what made him so scary. Foxy was still too afraid to approach him, though. "Anyway, where'd those crazy kids go?"
"Oh no..." Freddy muttered, also very afraid.
"He's going to find us in here!" Foxy exclaimed, stepping back several paces.
"You know what?" Ballora suddenly shouted. She looked braver than before. "I'LL go scare him!" Foxy laughed a little.
"Ha, right." He snickered. "Like YOU could do it better than we could."
"No, I can do better!" She claimed. "Better than Baby!"
"Hey!" Baby said, annoyed. She came out from behind the balloons.
"I'd like to see you try." Foxy went on, smirking. "Go on, do it." They went up to door.
"Where is he?" Ballora asked. Foxy looked and saw that the wolf mask had gone, and the guard was now looking around at the hall. His back was turned again.
"He's still there." Foxy replied. "C'mon, go!"
"I can't open the door, though!" Ballora reminded him.
"There!" Foxy pulled open the door for her. Ballora ran into the hall, making that same noise as before. The guard turned around to look at her...
...
He didn't blink. He laughed once again.
"We have mice scarier than you, crazy kid." He mocked her. "Let me teach you lesson." Foxy didn't see what had happened next, but he could hear that sound again. Moments later, Ballora came running into the room, Foxy quickly closing the door behind her.
"AAH!" She yelled. "He's not scared of me!"
"Wait, he saw you run in here!" Foxy realized. "Oh no, he knows where we are now!"
"Don't worry, the door will protect us!" Freddy shouted, half-confident yet half-nervous.
"No, it won't!" Foxy told him. "He's a human! He can open the door!"
"We're doomed..." Freddy moaned, stepping back. Foxy looked back through the door window. Oh no, the guard was still there, and looking at the door. Baby gasped and ran behind the balloons again.
"He sees us!" Foxy yelled. Someone needed to scare this guard. But who? Foxy saw Freddy and knew who. "Freddy, it's your turn! Go!"
"NO! NO WAY!" Freddy screamed as he ran behind the balloons as well. "No way, man. You do it."
"Aw, come on, Freddy!" Foxy groaned, running up to him. "It's not THAT hard!"
"Hey, this is MY hiding spot!" Baby said. "Get out." She pushed Freddy out from behind the balloons. Freddy whined loudly and ran behind Ballora's grand piano instead.
"Piano, save me!" He moaned as he hid behind it.
"Hey,cake is in here!" They heard the guard shout happily. Oh no! The guard was in one of the party rooms now!
"He's getting to the cake?!" Foxy growled. He found this unacceptable. No way would the guard take their treats. "Oh, no no. I'm gonna go stop him." Foxy ran back over to the door, then got an idea. Foxy could try to pretend he was human, like what had happened his first night here. He could trick the guard! "I'll go talk to him! Maybe he'll think I'm human!" Foxy exited the room and closed the door behind him.
The guard was closing the door to the party room to the right of the hall, the only one on that side, and the one close to Ballora's room. Foxy approached him, clearing his throat.
"Hello there!" Foxy greeted.
"Huh?" The guard muttered, turning to face Foxy.
"Arrgh, mate-" Foxy stopped himself. This was not the time to be a pirate. "I mean, hi! My name is Fred, Fred Foxington. I'm stuck in this building, like you!" Yes, it's working! Foxy thought as he did this.
"You look like bear!" The guard gasped, smiling.
Oh, no. "Um, what do you mean, I look like a bear?" Foxy asked him nervously. "I'm a fox."
"In home country, it is tradition to wrestle bears!" The guard explained as he approached Foxy eagerly.
"I'm a fox." Foxy repeated. "Calm down, we can work this out."
"Okay, let us have honorable agreement." The guard said, not listening to Foxy at all. "I strike, than you strike. Ready?"
"Um, guys?!" Foxy yelled, wanting some help now.
"1..2...3!" The guard shouted, pouncing on Foxy and delivering a good punch.
"Oh my gosh!" Ballora gasped as she and the others watch the situation unfold.
"Oh, geez!" Freddy added as he watched eagerly through the door's windows.
Foxy got hit hard as he yelled in pain. They ran down the hall quickly as the fight went on.
Foxy delivered a right hook to the guard with all his power, but the guard, who was very tough, delivered a left blow to Foxy's face, making Foxy stagger backwards. Foxy tried to do another punch, but the guard dodged and delivered another hook to Foxy's chest. They ran down the hall, the guard punching Foxy in every position along the way.
"Guys, help!" Foxy screamed as he backpedaled quickly.
"Agh, this bear is weak!" The guard complained as he ran up to Foxy, clenching his fists. Foxy delivered a hammer first to the guard's head, but the guard was unfazed as he did a hammer fist back to Foxy, causing Foxy to be launched several feet and to crash into a pillar in the main room.
Foxy got up and dealt two more punches to the guard's chest, but the guard countered with a swift punch to Foxy's stomach.
"This might not be real bear!" The guard yelled as they kept fighting.
"I told you, I'm a fox!" Foxy responded, trying to resolve the fight. "I've told you three times already!" Foxy sidearmed the guard in the face and did another big punch to his chest, which made the guard grunt a little this time and stumble backwards.
"Urgh, that one kind of stung!" The guard mumbled as he delivered a hard punch to Foxy's shoulder.
"Yeah, take that!" Foxy roared as dealt another punch to the guard's face. "Scary face! Roar!"
"Bears don't roar!" The guard commented as he dodged another sidearm from Foxy and countered with a hammer fist.
"Roar! Yeah, you heard me!" Foxy shouted as they approached the front door. Foxy now seemed to be winning, the guard getting more tired with each round of blows. They backed up, staring at each other for a moment as they caught their breath.
"Okay, okay!" The guard huffed. "You win this time! But I'll be back!" The guard turned around.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?!" Foxy exclaimed, not wanting the guard to leave.
"Stupid wall!" The guard roared as he broke open a hole in the wall next to the entrance. "You cannot contain me!"
"The wall!" Foxy yelled in joy. It was open! "We're free! Guys, guys! We're-" But that hope was dashed as the guard jumped through the wall, and then, faster than Foxy could process, he had put the wall back together from the outside. "Not free. Well, this is slightly awkward." But Foxy gasped.
His voice box was glitching again like it had a few nights ago.
"Oh no!" Foxy said. "Guys! It's happening again!" He ran towards Ballora's room. "Oh, no! I think he broke something!" He went over to Ballora's door and opened it, where the others were still waiting. Foxy tapped his head and the static disappeared. "Okay, guys, I got rid of him. He's gone."
"Is he?" Ballora asked quietly.
"Yeah, he is."
"Oh, good job!" Freddy said, content.
"Oh, yeah! Yeah, see?" Foxy boasted as he struck a pose. "I'm that awesome!"
"Where'd he go?"
"Um...he kind of broke through the wall...yeah." Foxy watched as the others listened in surprise.
"What?!" Ballora gasped.
"Yeah, come here! I'll show you where he did it!" Foxy exclaimed, and they rushed down the hall again.
They approached the double doors.
"I think he's still outside." Foxy mentioned. "Let's see." They looked outside. "Huh, I don't see him."
"Where is he?" Ballora muttered, skeptical.
"And why are there always cars parked outside the pizzeria, but yet nobody's here?" Foxy asked. Sure enough, there were several cars parked outside the pizzeria in the parking lot out front.
"They must be the cars of all the security guards." Freddy guessed.
"Oh, yeah." Foxy said. "That makes a lot of sense." To Foxy, it did. Of course the cars will never be gone if the guards never leave. But they gasped suddenly once again.
The guard had walked into their field of vision from the doors, scanning the parking lot.
"Man, where did I park car?" The guard wondered as he looked around. Freddy and Ballora whined, clearly still scared of him. "Ah, there it is." He walked to the right, and they couldn't see him anymore.
"Wow, he just..." Foxy gaped. "He just doesn't seem to care at all." He turned back and saw that Freddy and Baby were hiding over on the main room stage.
Foxy himself was very worried about Baby. She seemed very scared and hadn't talked too much.
"Baby, once again, are you okay?" Foxy asked her again. "You haven't been talking. And you like really scared and frightened, like something happened."
"Um, yes, I'm fine!" Baby assured him, clearly nervous. "I'm just...go away!"
"Did you get too scared again?" Ballora asked calmly as she ran off. "Oh."
"Ballora, look what you did!" Foxy said, scolding her. "She's your friend, go talk to her."
"You asked if she was alright, not me!" Ballora groaned. "I just know that she gets scared like this. It happens pretty frequently sometimes."
"I can tell!" Foxy commented. "Baby!" They went down the hall, and suddenly turned and saw that Baby was sitting down inside the room she had hid in earlier.
"I can hear you, you know!" Baby whined, turning away. Foxy and the others went in, examing the room. This room was completely empty, bare from head to toe. It was like this in all four rooms in that particular hallway, for some reason Foxy didn't know. Maybe they just hadn't been used yet. But Foxy also saw the door of the room, which Baby had broken open. There was now only one door there instead of two.
"Wow, Baby, I'm impressed!" Foxy said as he looked at the doorway. "You actually broke a door! You smashed through it so hard that it broke!"
"Oh my gosh." Ballora gasped, only now taking notice of the doorway.
"Oh, well.." Baby replied, standing up. She smiled. "Well, of course I could do that. I'm the best." They exited the room.
"Yeah, I guess." Foxy muttered. "But the company isn't gonna be happy about this."
"About what?" Freddy asked, confused. "The door, or the security guard?"
"Uh, both. And that guard's gonna be back, too! And...oh no. What if he tells someone?"
"About the door?"
"We're doomed!" Ballora shouted. "He's gonna tell everybody about the DOOR!"
"No, not about the door!" Foxy yelled, agitated. "About US, you dunderheads!"
"Um...Ballora did it!" Baby yelled anxiously.
"I did not!" Ballora denied. "You did that!"
"Ugh, Ballora, why'd you do that?" Foxy asked her, sounding serious but really just joking around.
"Freddy did it." Ballora claimed.
"What?" Freddy stuttered.
"Freddy!" Foxy grumbled falsely. "Why'd you do that? That's just- AAH!" He screamed, having forgotten something important.
"Woah!" Baby exclaimed as everybody jumped in surprise. "Jeez, what was that about?!"
"Where's Puppet?" Foxy asked everybody.
"Probably in his box." Ballora answered, pointing down the hall. "As always."
"Ugh, he's always sleeping." Foxy groaned as they went down the hall and into Puppet's room. "Let's check on him. Puppet! PUPPET! Hey, Puppet!"
"Maybe he's watching tv again. He's always using the tv."
"Puppet, knock knock!" Foxy rapped on the box, trying to get Puppet's attention. Silence.
"Guess he's not here-" Freddy began.
"What are you guys doing here?" Puppet voice yelled from inside the box. "It's super late!"
"Ugh, did we wake you?" Foxy asked him.
"Yeah."
"You just missed the security guard AGAIN, always, always, always."
"Man, that's a real bummer." Puppet said, in a tone that made it clear that he couldn't care less. "Wake me when another one comes by."
"Ugh, fine." Foxy grumbled, and walked away from the box to the others, who were waiting. "Fine, fine, fine. Okay, guys. Let's leave him alone." They all nodded. Foxy then took notice of his water area, Foxy's Adventure, once again. Foxy and co. hadn't used it yet, and Foxy was wondering if they should. "One day, we need to go in there-" He pointed at the ride so they could notice it "-and have some fun. But that's for another day." They strolled down the hall again. "Man, that fight really wore me out. I think I'm gonna go and take a nap. I don't know about you guys, but my wiring is kind of.." He made a clicking sound to emphasize his wiring's current state. They went up to his cove.
"Oh, it's naptime already?" Ballora questioned him.
"Yeah, it's naptime already." Foxy moaned, too tired to want to keep talking. Foxy opened the curtains and stepped inside. He turned around and stared at Freddy, who had followed Foxy. "Um, Freddy, this is slightly awkward."
"Wait, he's napping with you?" Ballora asked. "Does that mean...we can all take a nap together?"
"Yeah, of course!" Freddy yelled before Foxy could reply. "Come on in!"
"Woohoo! Slumber party!" Baby yelled excitedly as they all yelled happily. All expect for Foxy, who was miffed.
"Ugh, great." He mumbled, irritated. "Well, it's naptime now. Now you can see what it's like for me." Foxy closed the curtains.
"Woah, it's really dark in here!"
"Wow, I never usually have it this dark when I sleep."
"Huh, interesting..."
"Well, it's how I sleep, guys. If you're sleeping here tonight, then get used to it. Sleep well, everybody."
And they all powered off.
Chapter 14: The Burglary
Summary:
While Foxy, Freddy, and Baby are waiting for Ballora to come back, two unidentified individuals make their way into the building.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 5 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
Foxy paced around the stage in Ballora's room as Baby sat absentmindedly onstage and Freddy danced on Ballora's pillar.
"Okay, um, seriously, though!" Foxy spoke up, ending the long silence that had been in place the past few minutes. "Where is Ballora? She said she was coming back, but I haven't seen her yet." He turned towards Baby for an answer from her.
Ballora had invited everyone to hang out in her room today (minus one stubborn Puppet), but as soon as they had arrived, Ballora had hurriedly told them that she needed to leave and would be back in a few minutes. However, it had already been around ten minutes and there was still no sign of her.
Foxy needed some insight on this, and since Baby was Ballora's friend, Foxy thought she might know what was going on.
"Oh, uh, about that.." Baby stuttered. She went up to Foxy. "I think Freddy gave her tacos again." She whispered into his ear.
"Are you serious?" Foxy exclaimed, unhappy to hear this. Freddy had already been told never to give Ballora his food. Ballora seemed to have a problem with most of his cooking, most notably his chicken and his turkey, one that often ended with her running into the bathroom minutes after eating the food and not coming out until several hours later. Despite Foxy's attempts to resolve the situation, neither the perpetrator nor the victim listened to him. Freddy was still giving Ballora food, and Ballora will still blindly accepting it.
"Freddy, why'd you give her tacos?!" Foxy asked Freddy angrily. "You know that we shouldn't eat those! Especially not her! She ends up in the bathroom for hours!"
"Hey, it's not my responsibility what happens after I feed her, okay?" Freddy complained.
"You shouldn't give it to her in the first place!" Foxy reasoned. "And why does she even keep eating them? Do you know, Baby? You're her friend, after all."
"Uh, like, I don't know." Baby replied slowly. "I mean, she's kinda weird when it comes to food, but, whatever. I don't know. Just because we're friends doesn't mean that I understand her completely."
"Ah, that's true." Foxy sighed. "So I guess we can have a party in here without her..."
"Yeah!" Freddy agreed.
"...'Cause, y'know, sometimes she tries to act all...y'know, 'fancy wancy'."
"Aw, yeah!" Baby cheered. "We can let loose and everything!"
"Yeah, watch!" Foxy said. "I'm gonna play her piano!" Foxy went over to her grand piano and tried to start playing, but no sound was coming out. "It's not working." Foxy knew that that meant it was off. "Must be one of those wind-up ones." Foxy looked for the button, but couldn't find it. "Man, where's the button?"
"Um, I think it's one of these guys." Baby informed him. "Like, on the bottom of the piano?" She pointed down at the little footpads at the bottom of the piano.
"Nah, I tried them." Foxy told her. "None of them are working." He turned and saw that Freddy was still dancing. "Freddy, what are you doing?"
"I'm dancing!" Freddy replied, stating the obvious. "Without Ballora here, I can finally show off my hidden talents!"
"Um..." Foxy muttered, unsure of what to say.
"Other than cooking, I mean." Baby started giggling softly. Foxy thought Freddy's dancing was...well...maybe he should tell Baby.
"Hey, uh, Baby." Foxy called. He went over to the corner of the room. "Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Um, yeah, I'm okay with that." She answered, and followed him over there. "What's up, Foxy?"
"Hey, what about me?" Freddy asked, sort of sad he wasn't being invited.
"No, don't worry!" Foxy commanded him. "Just stay over there! This definitely isn't about you." Freddy nodded and turned around, keeping up his dancing. Foxy turned to look at Baby and whispered to her, in such a way that Freddy couldn't possibly hear.
"This is totally about him."
"It's totally about his dancing, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it's really not that good."
"Ugh, I agree. It's just about as good as his cooking is."
"Yeah, and his cooking is terrible. Have you tried it yet?"
"Uh, no. Animatronics like me want to keep their figure."
"Um...you do understand that you can't gain weight, right?"
"...I've been doing this wrong for years. I need to eat some tacos, or something."
"No, don't join the Ballora route! That's the wrong way to go."
"Did somebody say tacos?" Freddy asked eagerly.
"No, we didn't say anything about tacos!" Foxy replied, shaking his head.
"I was just gonna go to someplace and try metal tacos." Baby whispered to Foxy.
"Guys, don't worry!" Freddy assured them calmly. "After I'm done showing you my awesome dance moves, I can make you some tacos!"
"Um, thanks!" Foxy replied, giving Freddy a fake smile. Baby nodded slowly. "We'll just give it to Garbage later."
"Yeah, that sounds like a good plan."
"Oh, yeah, mmm!" Baby said falsely as they went back over to Freddy again. "Sounds tasty..."
"Yeah, yummy, yummy, in-my-robotic-tummy-that's-not-supposed-to-have-food-in-it." Foxy added honestly.
"Heh, I'm sure that you're gonna enjoy it." Freddy claimed, grinning. Then he went back to dancing, faster this time, in a weird pattern. Foxy didn't really get it.
"Um, what do you call this one?" Foxy asked as he surveyed Freddy from each side.
"Yeah, what are you doing?" Baby added, confused.
"Oh, well, I'm glad you asked." Freddy replied. "This is my patent-pending triple backflip bear spin!" He simply spun around once. "So what do you think?"
Baby broke out into laughter, while Foxy said nothing.
"Wow, that is...I'm sorry Freddy, but that is..." Foxy began. Foxy sighed, figuring that now he should just be honest with Freddy. "...really bad. Freddy, you are a really bad dancer. I'm sorry, but it's true. You are really, really bad."
Freddy's smile instantly turned upside-down as soon as Foxy said this. He backed off of the pillar slowly, then ran away, quietly crying.
"Oh, come on, Freddy!" Foxy griped as he followed after him. "Don't cry!"
"Ugh, way to go, Foxy!" Baby groaned as she watched Freddy approach the door...
CRASH!
The animatronics all screamed and jumped in fear as the sound of glass breaking shot through the area.
"We're in!" A distant voice crowed from nearby.
"Woah." Foxy murmured, wary. "What was that?" They slowly approached the door.
"Let's go, senor." Another voice added. "I don't think anyone's inside."
"Foxy, is that you talking?" Freddy asked Foxy anxiously.
"No, that wasn't me." Foxy confirmed.
"Is there anything good in here?" The second voice asked. Foxy could detect that the voice was higher and also...Mexican for some reason.
"I've been eyeing that teddy bear." The first voice answered. "Right there." Foxy could tell that this guy's voice was a bit lower, and he sounded American.
"I think they're talking about you." Foxy said to Freddy.
"Oh, yes, senor." The second voice agreed. "This one's a good one. You want this one?"
"No, I want the white one." The first voice admitted.
"See, they're talking about you." Foxy told Freddy again. Freddy looked unsure.
"Aw, geez, I'm scared." Freddy whined.
"That's not a teddy bear, that's a bunny rabbit." The second voice informed the first voice.
"Nah, there's white bears that exist." The first voice assured the other.
"Maybe we should just give Freddy to them." Foxy said to Baby. "Then they'll go away."
"No, wait!" Freddy muttered, even more afraid.
"I think those are called polar bears, senor."
Foxy heard all this and was tired of standing there. Time to investigate. He opened the door.
"C'mon, guys, follow me." He beckoned the others. They followed him down the hall.
"See? There's bears, though."
"What about the puppy toy? I like the puppy."
"Be quiet, guys." Foxy instructed everyone. "Don't make any noise. We'll try to sneak up on them." The others nodded. "Maybe it's the new security guard, trying to trick us. Let's see."
"Oh, that's a good idea." Freddy admitted as they approached the corner to the hall leading up to the main room. "You go first."
"Let's go check this room." The second voice said from the main room. "Maybe there's something good in there." The animatronics, meanwhile, crept down the hallway towards the main room, Foxy taking the lead while Freddy and Baby slowly followed behind.
"Do you see them?" Foxy asked the others. "I don't see them."
"I don't see them either." Freddy answered. "Where could they be?"
"Where's the money?" The second voice wondered.
"There's no money in here.." Foxy said to himself quietly.
"Man, this place is empty!" The first voice grumbled as the animatronics slowly went across the main room.
"You said this place had a lot of money, man." Foxy noticed that one of the double doors had been broken open.
"The door is broken open!" Foxy gasped as they approached it.
Freddy gasped. "Who would do that?" Foxy looked around, but couldn't see Baby.
"Baby? Where are you?" Foxy asked.
"I'm right here!" Foxy looked down a little and saw her next to Freddy. "I'm not that short, god."
"Yeah you are!"
"I do like the wallpaper, though." The first voice spoke up.
"Yes, maybe we can take the wallpaper." The second voice added eagerly. Foxy also saw that the ground was cracked.
"They even broke the ground!" Foxy exclaimed. "But how?"
"They're monsters.." Freddy moaned, scared.
"Hey, do you hear that?" The second voice said. Oh no, they were in Foxy's room and had heard them! Foxy knew they needed to hide.
"Oh no, guys! We need to hide fast!" Foxy gasped. They ran over to the stage. "Quick, act like you're deactivated!" Freddy took his usual position on the middle, while Baby went on his right and Foxy on his left.
"Hey, maybe there's some co-workers here!"
"Yeah, we can get some money from them. You go first."
"I always go first!"
"That's because you're the hench-boy."
"Well, can I ever be the boss-boss?"
"One day, one day."
The animatronics stood still and silent as the two intruders came from Foxy's room.
"Is anybody out there?" The second one asked the first one as he came out.
"No, nobody. Just some nice looking balloons." They went over to the corner next to the stand near Foxy's room.
"Oh, yes. Those are some good balloons. You want to take the balloons?"
"Maybe later, because they're the lightest. We gotta focus on the heavy stuff first."
"Okay, good idea." They approached the stage where the animatronics were. "What about these? These could sell for a lot of money."
Foxy finally got a good look at the two intruders. The first one was dark-skinned, with darker blue eyes, and brown hair. He was wearing a light black mask over his eyes with a stereotypical black-and-white striped shirt and tough black gloves as well as black pants and white shoes.
The other was wearing a big black mask over his entire head with eye and mouth holes cut out. He had grey eyes and light skin, and was also wearing a black-and-white striped shirt. He had blue jeans and tough blue shoes. Foxy also could tell that this guy was Mexican, based on his accent.
"Meh, I dunno." The first guy mumbled as he examined the animatronics. He went over to Baby. "This one looks a bit rusty..." Then to Freddy. "...this one is a bit chubby..." And finally, to Foxy. "...and this one looks like it talks too much." Now that they were close, Foxy decided to catch them off guard.
"Hello! I am Foxy the pirate!" Foxy yelled, pretending to be in day mode. The criminals screamed and ran behind the center pillar. "Arrgh! Arrgh!" Foxy then stopped and pretended to be off again.
"Woah, did they just talk to us?" The second one asked.
"...No, I think you're just going crazy." The first one assured his cohort. They were looking away, so Foxy decided to continue.
"I'm gonna move a little bit." Foxy whispered to Freddy. Foxy moved to the front of the stage itself.
"Let's go and touch it." The second one came out and gasped. "Oh, it's moving! It's moving!" He ran back behind the pillar, then peeked out over at Foxy. His cohort did the same. "Why is it moving? You didn't tell me these things were alive."
"Somebody must be controlling them from the back room!" The first one guessed. "Let's go and get them!" They ran over to the kitchen.
"Arrgh! I'm Foxy the pirate! Arrgh!" Foxy went on.
"Oh man, this is spooky!" The second one whined. They ran into the kitchen. "Get in here, get in here!"
"Where are they going?" Freddy asked Foxy quietly as he and Baby approached him.
"I think that they think we're being controlled and are just normal robots!" Foxy replied. "We can play with this factor!" They neared the kitchen.
"Hey, do you want a taco?" They heard the second guy ask the first.
"No, I want a sandwich!"
"Well, I want a taco. Let's make some."
"Here's the plan." Foxy began. "I'm gonna go up to the door and look through the window. They're gonna see me, and freak out." Foxy took a step forward, but had a better idea. "No no no, actually, Freddy, you should do it. Go to the window."
Freddy nodded and went right up to the window. "BOO!"
"Go check and see if there's anyone there!" The second guy asked his comrade.
The first guy approached the door and gasped, quickly running away.
"What? What is it?"
"I thought I saw a ghost in that doorway!"
"A ghost? There's no ghosts, man! Ghosts aren't real."
"Hi, kids!" Freddy yelled, pretending to be normal. "I'm Freddy Fazbear!"
"Oh no, it's talking!" The first guy cried, scared.
"I'm gonna go check." The second guy whispered.
"Oh, my turn!" Foxy mumbled as he went up to Freddy. "Move." They switched places as the second guy looked through the kitchen door's window. "Arrgh! I'm Foxy the Pirate!"
"It's-it's-it's-it's..." The second guy stuttered. "...right there! Look, man!"
"Let me check." The first guy waddled into view as well. "Jinkies!" They both ran away from the door.
"Baby, your turn!" Foxy informed Baby as he backed away from the door. "Go." Baby went up to the door herself, but was so short that her head only kind of reached the door window.
"Oh, she can't even really see through the window." Freddy giggled.
"Do you want to go check, man?" The second guy asked the other inside the kitchen. "Or do you want me to go?"
"Maybe...maybe I should check."
"Okay, okay. I'll be in this little corner."
This is gonna be so funny! Foxy thought excitedly as the first guy opened the door.
"Hi there!" Baby greeted as if she was in day mode too. "My name is Baby!"
The first guy gasped at the sight of the three animatronics before him. "They're talking!"
The second guy ran up. "Close the door, man, close it!" The first guy tried to, but Baby was holding the door open, so he couldn't make it budge.
"I can't!" The first guy cried in exasperation.
"Oh ho, let's get them!" Freddy muttered happily.
"Would you like to be my friend?" Baby asked the intruders as the trio came in.
"Yeah, we want friends!" Foxy added happily. "Let's get them, guys!" They began to chase the intruders around the room.
"You didn't tell me these things were alive, man!" The second guy screamed. "Hurry, let's go in here!" They both ran into the break room as the animatronics continued their approach.
"Um, you guys do understand that this is a dead end, right?" Foxy asked the two of them.
"Why is it talking to us?!" The second guy yelled, ignoring Foxy's words.
Freddy chuckled a little. "You're trapped now!" The intruders dodged the outstretched hands of Foxy and Freddy and ran for the door. Baby ran through the door, trying to get them, but the guys dodged again.
"Oh, there's another one!" The second guy cried.
"And it's tiny!" The first guy examined as they ran back into the kitchen.
"Raah, time to get them!" Foxy yelled as he ran after them. He chased them around the kitchen again.
"Foxy, wait! Come back!" Freddy and Baby yelled, and Foxy turned and saw that the kitchen door was closed. He quickly let them out.
"Should we pilfer more stuff or get away?!" The second guy asked the first guy hurriedly.
"We should try to make a run for it!" The first guy decided anxiously.
"What about that trapdoor over there?!" He pointed at the garbage chute.
"Yeah, that oughta be an exit!" They ran over to it.
"Open it, open it!" They jammed it open and jumped inside as the animatronics ran over to them. Foxy watched gleefully as they fell.
"Oh, ho!" Foxy cheered happily. Freddy and Baby did the same as the animatronics knew they were victorious.
"Well, that was easy." Freddy laughed as he closed the chute.
"Yeah, didn't expect the chute to help!" Foxy said, grinning.
"That was a good life choice, and stuff." Baby added.
"Yeah, perfect." Foxy chuckled, but paused. They could hear the voices of the criminals down there...
"There's nothing but chicken down here!" The first guy complained.
"Why is there chicken? Oh, I think I found some yogurt!" The second guy exclaimed.
"Yogurt? Freddy..." Foxy growled, staring daggers at the bear himself.
"Well, the yogurt didn't sit well, and it spoiled really easily, so I threw it all out..." Freddy explained nervously.
Foxy groaned, annoyed.
"Wait a second...is there somebody else here?" The second guy asked. Foxy knew that meant they had found Garbage down there. Maybe they heard his snoring, since he did tend to sleep a lot. "Man, go check it out."
There was a brief pause.
What is happening? Foxy wondered.
"Hello?" The first guy asked, supposedly to Garbage, wherever he was down there.
"Oh, I think they met Garbage..." Freddy murmured passively.
"He doesn't seem to be talking." The first guy said. "He seems to be...sleeping."
"I'll go talk to him." The second guy intervened. "Here, move away."
A loud yawn sounded from the chute, indicating that Garbage had awoken.
"Mr? Senor?" The second guy asked.
"Ugh...huh? What? Who is that?" Garbage muttered.
"Sir, are you okay?"
"Man, what a dream. I dreamt that I fell down a pit and was fed chicken for days."
"I think that's happening right now, senor. We fell down here, and there's a ton of chicken everywhere. And we, uh, found you."
"Hmm...I guess the adventure still continues."
"Um, do you have money on you, senor? We want to take your money."
"Nope, none."
"Oh. Well, is there any way out, sir? Me and my amigo would like to leave."
"A way out? Don't be silly. There IS no way out. You're stuck here with me forever. And if there had been a way out, don't you think I would have left by now?"
"Well, uh, senor, you do look sort of old, so we thought you were taking a siesta. You know, a nap. Because you're so old."
"No. Who would take a nap in a garbage place like this?"
"Wow, they're really talking it up in there." Foxy commented. "Do you guys hear this?"
"Yeah, and to be honest..." Baby responded. "...I'm kind of bored." She began to lean against the kitchen counter.
"Hey, I can still hear things up there. Weird."
"Well, if you guys wanna get out, there might be a path down there. Just keep going straight."
"Oh, uh, thank you senor. Good night, Buenos noches, okay? I don't know if you speak Spanish, but I'll say that."
Foxy gasped. Wait. If Garbage had sent them down a straight path in there, could it mean that he'd sent them THERE? No way.
"Did he just send them to the incinerator?" Foxy asked the others.
"Oh boy, I hope so." Freddy answered, giddy. "It's been a while since anyone went through there."
The incinerator had been down there, and although Foxy hadn't been around to see it, he had been told about it. Back then, before the grand opening was cancelled, the employees had used some sort of lift to go down to the vents and boiler rooms and preform maintenance. The incinerator, used to destroy loads of trash piled up in the garbage chute below, had been connected to that.
For a while everything had been fine, but eventually there had been an accident where a security guard down there had unintentionally went in there, and then...well, let's just say it wasn't pretty. The entire company had a nasty lawsuit on their hands that day. And now that Foxy thought about it, that incident might have even contributed to the pizzeria's grand opening cancellation.
The entire back room had been removed as well as the lift itself, but the incinerator had still been connected to the area inside the trash chute. It had been a while since anyone had been in there, but now...
"I wonder if we can hear them..." Foxy wondered. He and Freddy inched closer to the trash chute, listening carefully for the voices of the intruders.
"Hey, I see a little light." The second voice told the first. "Let's go over there."
"They made! They made it into it!" Foxy cheered, excited to finally see it happen. The others cheered quietly too.
"What is this place?" The second voice questioned the area. "It's so big." … "Hey, it's a little hot in here, don't you think?"
"It reminds me of my mama's cooking." The first voice reminisced.
"Ah yes, your mama's cooking. Her tacos and burritos are so good."
"I love my mama's cooking."
"Okay..." Foxy muttered, wary. He knew what was coming now that they were in there. And it was going to sound horrible. It was time to get out. He turned to the others. "This is never the fun part." He backed away towards the door. "We should leave before we start hearing the screaming."
"Uh, yeah." Baby agreed as she began to leave.
"Aww, but that's the best part..." Freddy whined as he began to leave as well.
"It's getting even hotter now, don't you think?"
"Yeah. Somebody should turn down the thermostat."
"Oh, the ground is getting a little too hot. I don't like this!"
Foxy closed the door as he left, blocking out the rest of what was inevitably going to happen down there. They strolled into the main room. "Ugh, soon we're gonna end up hearing them. Let's go a little bit further so we don't have to listen to that."
"Okay." Freddy accepted as they went down the hall, back to Ballora's room. "Oh, and I can show you the rest of my dance! I forgot!" Foxy and Baby cringed and tried to calmly explain to Freddy that he shouldn't.
"Um, no, uh.."
"You don't really need to..."
"Yeah, you don't have to..."
"...no."
They came into Ballora's room.
"You know what?" Foxy sighed, tired. "I say we should sit around and tell each other stories." They took three of Ballora's red chairs and put them into a small circle. "There we go." Foxy sat down comfortably and immediately thought of Garbage, who they had heard down there. He had changed from before. "So...Garbage is...interesting."
"Uh, kind of a psychopath." Baby admitted, frowning nervously.
"Yeah, and I thought WE were the crazy ones." Foxy added.
"I like him. I like him a lot." Freddy mumbled, shrugging.
"Well, of course you like him." Baby said.
"Yeah, you would. You feed him chicken." Foxy mentioned.
"He's my pet."
"Wait, Garbage is your pet?" Baby asked, interested.
"Yeah, you didn't know that he was our pet?" Foxy asked her back as he stood up and walked onto Ballora's stage. "He's our best friend. Well, best pet friend."
"Um, why are you keeping a human as a pet?" Baby questioned them as she and Freddy both stood up as well.
"Well, he was the first security guard that came when I woke up," Foxy explained. "So we decided that it was a good idea to keep him as a... friend-pet-thing."
"Yep." Freddy confirmed, nodding.
Baby gaped at them, clearly surprised to hear that they were doing this. "That...just doesn't sound like a good idea. What happens if he, like, gets out or something?"
"Oh, he can't get out." Foxy told her calmly. "That hole is really, really, REALLY deep."
"Alright, like, whatever you say, and stuff." Baby muttered, accepting this kind of passively. She ran up onto Ballora's pillar. "Dance party time!" She declared, and began dancing.
"Yeah, dance party!" Foxy cheered as he and Freddy also came up near her and danced. And Freddy, to them, was still dancing horribly, and they saw that. "Yeah, Freddy, you really need to learn how to dance."
"Look, just stop." Baby added quietly. But Freddy didn't listen, and instead turned away and kept dancing.
"We need to get Ballora in here." Foxy told Baby as they watched Freddy's horrible dancing continue on. "Once Ballora comes back, she can teach him how to dance."
"Sounds like a good idea."
"Yep."
And they kept hanging out in Ballora's room, waiting for her to come back.
Chapter 15: Puppet’s Toy Collection
Summary:
During a particularly quiet night, Puppet tries to rope Foxy into checking out his toy collection.
Notes:
Note: All chapters past chapter 5 are not revised and are still their old versions, so the quality may not be as good as the first 5 chapters. The quality will steadily improve as the chapters go on.
Chapter Text
Foxy yawned and moaned loudly as he drew open his Cove curtains once again.
"Night has come yet again." He sighed readily. He stepped out of his cove. "I wonder if any security guard are around." He walked out of his room and looked into the main room, which was completely empty. "Hmm. Doesn't look like it." He listened, but heard nothing. "Wait a minute...it's very quiet here tonight."
This came as a startling thing to Foxy. The pizzeria could be quiet, but never THIS quiet. There was usually the murmur of chatter and conversation in Ballora's room, or the noises from the tv in Freddy's closet, or some misc. sounds from Puppet's box, or even at least even a little buzzing or creaking. But nothing. It was practically a ghost town here today.
Nah, that couldn't be it.
"Oh, I know what it is." Foxy muttered. "Freddy's probably just watching a movie. Let's go find out." Even if his tv wasn't as loud as usual, he might have had it very low. Foxy walked through the room, and through the stand, and up to the closet. "Freddy!" He opened the door and entered.
It was empty. The tv was still on an error screen, and Franklin the teddy bear was still seated in front of it, but Freddy himself was absent.
"Oh. Um." Foxy stuttered. "I guess he's not in here." He looked down at Franklin. "Hey Franklin, do you know where Freddy is?" Silence. Then Foxy realized that this was stupid. What am I doing, talking to a teddy bear?! He left the closet and closed the door behind him.
"Huh, this is weird." Foxy mumbled. "Freddy's not in the closet, and he's not on his pedestal. Hmm, that's really weird." Foxy then spotted the door to the kitchen nearby the closet. "Oh, I know where he is! The kitchen, like always." Foxy thought Freddy might be in there. Probably feeding Garbage, as usual. Foxy opened the door and came into the kitchen.
"Freddy? FREDDY? Are you in here?" The room was empty, and there was still no response. Uh, this is weird. He's not in here either. Ugh, by myself yet again. Foxy walked through the room and came near the garbage chute. Let's go check on Garbage. He opened the chute.
"Garbage! GARBAGE!" Foxy called. "Is Freddy down there?" Foxy could hear loud snoring coming from the chute, but still no other response. That's right, humans sleep at night. So much for that. Foxy closed the chute and went to the break room door. Maybe he's back here. He went in there.
"Freddy? Freddy?" Again, no response. Foxy looked and saw the huge vent cover in the room. Oh, maybe he's up in the vents. Foxy went near the vent.
"Freddy, are you up there? Freddy!" Still no response. Just silence. "He's not up there either. Wow, this is...this is really weird. I would have expected him to be here." Foxy went through the kitchen and exited back to the main area.
"Huh, maybe he's with Ballora." Foxy guessed. "Let's go find out." As he passed, he saw the bouncy house, which was also empty. Okay, so they're not in the bouncy house. Foxy went down the hall, checking many areas along the way.
Foxy entered Ballora's room.
"Ballora? Freddy? ...Baby?" Foxy called, but the room was, once again, empty, and there was still no response anywhere. "Huh, they're not in here either. This is weird." Foxy saw the double doors next to Ballora's stage, and figured he should check the back area. Maybe they were back there.
He went to the door and tried to pull it open, but it wouldn't budge. "That's even weirder! I can't open Ballora's door. Did they lock it?" He went to one of the room vent covers. "Are you guys in there?!" Silence. No, they couldn't have been in there. They would have answered me by now. Oh well. Foxy exited the room and went back down the hall. He thought for a moment. If they weren't in those spots, where else could they be?
...
And then the answer hit Foxy.
"Oh, I know where they could be! They're probably in the vents, waiting for the security guard to come!" He went towards Puppet's room. "Here I come, guys!" He noticed the girls bathroom as he went by.
"Oh wait. Maybe they're in..." He began to approach, then quickly backed away. "No, I can't do it! Back to the original plan. Guys, I'm coming!" He entered Puppet's room and stopped in his tracks.
Puppet was sitting on one of the many chairs in front of the stage, humming a tune to himself.
Oop, Puppet's here! Foxy thought. At least he's around, but I gotta find everyone else. Maybe he knows where they are.
"Hey, Puppet!" Foxy addressed Puppet as he approached him. "Do you know where Baby, Ballora, and Freddy are?"
"Huh? What?" Puppet replied, turning around in his seat to look at Foxy. "Um, no. I don't, Foxy." Foxy sighed and decided to go and look in the vents anyway. Maybe they were there.
"Actually, you know what?" Foxy said. He went towards the stage trapdoor and began reaching to open it. "I'm gonna be looking in here to see if they're in the-"
"Wait, WAIT!" Puppet cut in, standing up.
"What?" Foxy asked confusedly, turning back around at Puppet.
"See..." Puppet began anxiously. "...I've been just messing around with my toys, and I was wondering if.."
"Can you hold that thought for a second?" Foxy questioned Puppet, wanting to stay on track. Foxy turned back around to the trapdoor. "I'm gonna check the vents to see if the others are in there."
"Wait, no no no!" Puppet hurriedly ran over to Foxy. "This is equally important, I think."
"Um, how could your toys be more important then finding our friends before the SECURITY GUARD COMES?!" Foxy exclaimed, aggravated that Puppet was holding him off.
"They're probably doing something secret!" Puppet reasoned. "Maybe they're throwing you a surprise party."
"Oh, oh!" Foxy responded, nodding. That did make sense. Maybe they weren't here because they were planning something for him. Foxy wouldn't want to interrupt them, if that was the case. "That's true." But then Foxy remembered that he didn't know when his birthday was, so how could they be planning to throw him a party? "Wait, but it's not my birthday."
"Hmm." Puppet muttered. "When is your birthday, by the way?"
"Uh, good question." Foxy admitted. Foxy himself was unsure about when his birthday was (or if he even had one). However, it did feel to him that it was in February. "It feels like it might be February. I don't why, maybe because that month starts with an F, like my name. Yeah, that makes sense."
"Okay, maybe." Puppet replied calmly. "Anyway, so do you wanna see my toys?!" Puppet danced around in place quickly, excited.
"Um...not really." Foxy answered honestly. Foxy didn't think Puppet's toys were important, at least not more important than finding the others, so he wasn't in the mood to see them right now.
"Aw, come on. I insist." Puppet said, patting Foxy on the shoulder. He beckoned him to one of the tables in the room. "Come. Sit down, sit down."
"Um, I should really go check the-" Foxy began, trying to get away.
"I SAID SIT DOWN!" Puppet yelled impatiently.
"Okay, okay!" Foxy replied, coming back over quickly. It seemed to him that Puppet wouldn't talk no for an answer, so he, despite the fact that he didn't like it, would sit down and look at Puppet's toys. He came over to Puppet. "Where am I sitting, where am I sitting?"
"Over here." Puppet pointed at one of the stools right next to the table he pointed at earlier. Foxy went over to it.
"Right here?"
"Yes." Foxy sat down on it slowly, trying to please Puppet. "Okay, I'm sitting down."
"Okay, I'm gonna show you my first toy." Puppet declared. "It's Mr. Snuggles." Puppet placed and rummaged through a blue bag on a nearby chair and showed Foxy a brown teddy bear, one practically identical to the one in Freddy's closet. "Look at him."
"Oh, hi, Mr. Snuggles..." Foxy said quietly, unsure of what to make of such a plain-looking bear. "...how are you?"
"When I look at him, he screams: 'Look at me. I'm here. I'm important.'" Puppet explained calmly. "Just look at his soul."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it..." Foxy sighed, turning away. He was bored and wanted to leave. He began to get up-
"TALK TO MR. SNUGGLES." Puppet demanded. "Talk to him." Foxy sat back down and turned back over at the little bear. What is happening? He thought, afraid.
"Hi...Mr. S-snuggles..." Foxy stuttered, scared. Puppet was acting really strict to him, more so than usual. Foxy did not want to make him upset.
"What's that, Mr. Snuggles?" Puppet asked the tiny brown bear. "You don't like Foxy?!" Oh no... Foxy thought, sure of himself that this was not a good sign. Puppet looked up at Foxy again. "He says he doesn't like you."
"Why doesn't he like me?" Foxy asked nervously. He stared at Mr. Snuggles. "Um, we-we're best friends, r-r-right, buddy ol' p-pal?" Foxy chuckled, trying not to show his fear.
"I don't know. Maybe he's throwing a tantrum." Puppet guessed. He picked up Mr. Snuggles and placed him inside the blue bag. "I'm gonna have to change his diaper later."
"Okay, was that all?" Foxy asked Puppet, wanting to leave more than before. "Can I go now?"
"No no no, no!" Puppet refused, shaking his head firmly. Foxy couldn't believe on how insist Puppet was to show him his toys. This was unusual.
"Ooh, okay..." Foxy gasped, shrinking down on the stool he sat on.
"Here's a second friend!" Puppet continued on, rummaging through the bag. He showed Foxy a small toy solider, dressed as if he were in a marching band. "It's the toy solider!" Puppet smiled happily, excited. "Look at him!"
"Oh, cool! Cool!" Foxy complimented the toy quickly, not wanting a repeat of the first toy. "A toy solider! Arrgh…" Foxy really wanted to leave now. Time to make an excuse.
"Toy soliders don't say 'arrgh'." Puppet pointed out, confused.
"Umm..." Foxy muttered, trying to think of an excuse to leave. "...I think I should go into the water ride area and check on the boats. To make sure they're not leaking." He stood up. Puppet shook his head, glaring at Foxy as Foxy turned towards the water ride area. "I think that sounds like a good idea." Foxy approached the door to the water ride, but was stopped.
He turned around and saw that Puppet had a grip on his shoulder, and was gripping Foxy very hard.
"What are you doing?" Puppet asked, in a low voice.
"Going to the boats..." Foxy claimed quietly.
"Please go have a seat." Puppet commanded Foxy, squinting at him. Foxy shook in fear, afraid of how Puppet was being right now.
"But the boat-" Foxy began, still trying to escape.
"You can't swim!" Puppet told Foxy, smiling broadly. "So you might as well come back here with your buddy, the Puppet, and sit down." Puppet said this firmly, his seriousness having not entirely disappeared. Foxy knew this was a lie, he was an excellent swimmer. But he was still afraid. He turned around and looked at the water area for a moment.
The boats are all the way over there... Foxy thought, staring at the water area and seeing that the wooden boats floating in there were out of his reach. It was hopeless, and Foxy knew that. No getting out of this one. Especially not with the way Puppet was being right now.
"Ugh...fine, fine..." Foxy admitted defeat, sitting back down on the stool. Puppet smiled widely again.
"Sorry for being like that. I understand why you tried to do that." Puppet commented, patting Foxy on the back. "The toy solider isn't too cool." Puppet put the toy solider back in the bag. "But this next one is gonna blow your mind sky-high." Puppet rummaged through the bag again. "We can even say that it'll take your mind into...space!"
Puppet took out his next toy, a toy rocket, and showed it to Foxy.
"Oh." Foxy said, not really admiring the rocket that much. He was a pirate, he liked ships better. "That is a nice rocket and all, but I'm a pirate." Foxy patted himself. "I might not look like it right now, but I'm a pirate."
"Well, it's a spaceship." Puppet joked, trying to get Foxy to like the rocket. "And pirates are in ships."
"Touché, touché. I get that." Foxy acknowledged Puppet, understanding where he was coming from. But that reminded him of his old outfit. He could use that as an excuse to leave. He figured he should try again anyway. This was getting boring, at least to Foxy. "But the question is: where's my old outfit?" Foxy stood up. "Y'know, I should go start looking for that and see if I can find it, y'know, because this one is a little too new, and it seems to break often!" Foxy knew he was lying here too, he had accepted this next costume and knew he couldn't get his old one back, but he figured he could still use it as an excuse. "So I should go, and, y'know, start looking for it."
Foxy began to back towards the room's exit. "So you can play with your rocket ship and do whatever you do with rocket ships. And I will just, y'know, slowly back my way out of here..."
"Wait, hold up, hold up!" Puppet demanded Foxy hurriedly as he put the rocket inside the bag and picked up the bag itself. "I have one more!" He began to walk towards Foxy, who was standing right next to the hall by then.
Argh, no no! Foxy thought. His mind raced furiously as Puppet approached him. He needed to cause a distraction!
"Hey, what's this I hear?!" Foxy said loudly. "Hey! It's Ballora!" Foxy said in a somewhat-perfect Ballora impression. "Oh, I just heard Ballora!"
Puppet, who was thankfully dumb enough to believe Foxy's Ballora voice, became surprised and looked over the area quickly to see where Ballora was. "Oh! Where is she?"
"I should go, um, see where that noise was coming from!" Foxy spoke up. "Yeah, come look for me!" Foxy yelled, doing the Ballora impression again.
"What?" Puppet muttered, befuddled.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm going!" Foxy stuttered, backing up into the hall. "Peace out!"
"Where is she?" Puppet asked again, looking back at Foxy.
"She's, um..." Foxy yelped. Foxy thought of what to respond with quickly. "...I don't know, maybe the girl's bathroom? I'm not checking in there, though!" He said. "I'm over here!" He added, doing the impression again. "Oh, see, do you hear that? Yeah, it's somewhere else! And it's definitely not like it's coming from me! Not at all!"
"Where is that coming from?" Puppet question confusedly, turning towards the girl's bathroom. Foxy saw that he was distracted. Oh, time to get out! Time to leave! He turned tail and ran down the hall, turning a corner and going down another hall to get to the main room.
"Wait, where'd you go?!" He heard Puppet yell as he ran into the main room. "Come back! I have another toy to show you!"
"No you don't! No you don't!" Foxy cried as he ran through the room, turned another corner, and entered his own room. He opened his curtains and jumped inside, shutting them behind him.
Finally, I'm outta there... He thought as he gasped for breath inside his cove.
"Foxy, where are you?!" Puppet called. Foxy perked up, alert. He didn't want Puppet to find him.
"Nowhere!" Foxy yelled.
"He's nowhere!"
"Shut up, Ballora!" Foxy yelled, before realizing that Ballora wasn't even there. "Wait, Ballora isn't even here! Who said that?"
"Are you in your room?" Puppet asked Foxy. Foxy gasped; he could hear Puppet's footsteps getting louder.
"Oh no!" Foxy gasped.
"Hey, are you?" Puppet pulled open the curtains, revealing Foxy, who screamed in fear. "Hey, you are here! What are you doing, buddy?"
"Oh no, ugh. Great." Foxy groaned, knowing he was caught.
"Aren't we friends?" Puppet inquired Foxy, looking at him calmly.
I'm in a corner, how am I supposed to flee?! Foxy thought, aware. "Yeah, yeah, we're buddies!" Foxy replied, grinning nervously. "We're pals!"
"Well, I only have one more toy to show you!" Puppet told Foxy, pulling out the blue bag.
"Oh, okay.." Foxy stuttered. He decided to see this final toy. It was only one more, and he could handle just one more. "What do you have to show me?" He stepped out of his cove. Okay, I'm out of the corner. Not stuck anymore.
"Here, check this out." Puppet said, rummaging through the bag. He pulled out the final toy: A dark brown train with light brown wheels. It was made up of only two cars, one being the engine and the other a passenger car.
"Oh, a choo-choo train..." Foxy commented, smiling anxiously. Actually, he didn't want to hear about the toys anymore. He backed towards the doorway again. "I'm just gonna choo-choo my way out of here." He backed into the main room.
"Well, that is what choo-choo trains do, but you're not a choo-choo train!" Puppet pointed out, putting the toy train inside the bag and following Foxy.
"Yeah, uh, exactly!" Foxy chuckled, still smiling anxiously. He let out a few chuckles and kept backing up. Puppet looked at him curiously. Foxy didn't understand. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Well, I wanna know what you think of my choo-choo train." Puppet informed him, frowning sadly.
"Uh, do I have a choice?" Foxy asked Puppet hesitantly.
"Well...yeah."
"Okay, then..." Foxy accepted this. Puppet took out the train again as they walked back into Foxy's room.
"What'd you think?" Puppet asked Foxy, smiling. "Would you give it one star, or five stars?" Foxy stared at the train apprehensively.
"I give it...two stars?" Foxy said, putting two fingers up.
"Will you take the time to rate this purchase?" Puppet asked in a pretend robotic voice, clearly just playing around.
"Two." Foxy repeated, putting the two fingers up again. "Two stars. Just two."
"That will be 2.99." Puppet told Foxy.
"I don't have money!" Foxy groaned. "I'm a fox with no pockets!" He tapped his hips to specify this. Puppet stared at Foxy for a moment, then sighed.
"I'm gonna be honest, Foxy..." Puppet spoke up. "This whole time, I've been trying to sell you, these, uh...these toys."
"Um, well..." Foxy responded, unsure of how to respond with this new revelation. Really? Puppet was just trying to sell him stuff? Foxy felt stupid at that moment. "Well, you should have said that from the start, and I would have said no, and then we would be-"
"Well, you've already rated your purchase, so..." Puppet cut in, crossing his arms. "Money, please."
"I HAVE no money." Foxy moaned, exasperated.
"Oh yeah, that's right..." Puppet realized, perking up. "We, uh, don't carry that. Hmm."
"Yeah, why would you think that we do?" Foxy questioned him. "That's kinda weird."
Puppet stood there silently, seeming to think to himself.
"I'm gonna have to think this one through." Puppet decided, putting the train back in the back and heading towards the door. He turned towards Foxy. "Stay there, I don't know! I'll be back, I'll be back." He left the room.
"Um, um.." Foxy muttered. I don't know if I wanna stay here. This doesn't feel safe.
"You know what?" Puppet said, coming back into the room. He stared at the ground, tapping his foot. "I...I dunno. Maybe I'll go into the ice cream business or something." He looked up at Foxy. "People like ice cream, right?"
"Um, yeah!" Foxy replied, not really listening to Puppet. He had other things on his mind. They walked into the main room."Oh, by the way, um..do you know where Ballora, Freddy, and Baby are?"
"Maybe they're...having a party...without you and me?" Puppet guessed, clearly not knowing where they were either. "I dunno."
"Maybe." Foxy muttered acceptingly. He could think of it as one of the possibilities.
"Hmm...that's not nice." Puppet mentioned, shaking his head. "Why would they do that?"
"I know, right?" Foxy added. "Where would they be?" He pointed around the room. Foxy was curious about where they could have gone. Every place he knew of in the pizzeria, they weren't in. So where else could they have gone? "There's nowhere else to go. We've been in every room." They strolled down the hall.
"Hmm." Puppet muttered. "Maybe they're in this thing. What's in there?" He gestured at the iron doors with the boards on them.
"Um, I-I-I don't know." Foxy stuttered in response. The animatronics had tried many times to get into the room behind the mysterious doors, but to no avail; the boards were too tough, even for the animatronics.
"Hmm. Oh well." Puppet sighed. "Anyway, I'm gonna go find more people to sell to."
"Um, there's no one around." Foxy pointed out, knowing full well that he and Puppet were the only ones there at the moment. "You know, we're the only ones IN HERE."
"I was gonna go down to my box, and like, put it up, on like, a webpage, probably?" Puppet revealed, shrugging.
"Oh, okay." Foxy replied, nodding. "Like eBay! Or Amazon!" How would I know about that? Foxy wondered, somehow knowing of those websites despite having never been on the internet.
"What are those things?" Puppet asked Foxy, tilting his head to own side.
"Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it." Foxy assured him in response. "Nope."
"Well, uh, I'll catch you later, Foxy." Puppet replied, waving to Foxy as he inched towards his room. "Bye-bye."
"Bye-bye." Foxy waved back as he watched Puppet disappear into his room before turning around and heading back down the hall to the main room.
Okay, that was really weird. Foxy admitted to himself inside his head. Why would he want to go into the ice-cream business? That's so odd. … Hmm, I dunno.
He went through the main room and back into his room. The curtains of his cove were still drawn open. He stepped inside.
I guess I'm just gonna wait a little while and then maybe the animatronics will come and find me. He sighed, tired. Well, whatever. I'll just wait here, in this room, by myself. He stood there, considering for a moment if he should really wait, then changed his mind. Actually, no. I'm gonna go into the kitchen and start making some food. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
He went through the main room and entered the kitchen.
I'm gonna show Freddy up. Foxy declared in his thoughts, ready to prove someone COULD cook better than Freddy. I'm gonna make something delicious, something awesome. He started going through the cabinets.
Yeah, let's start cooking.
Chapter 16: Hide and Seek with Puppet
Summary:
When Foxy wakes up for another night, he finds a phone and a game of hide-and-seek waiting for him.
Chapter Text
Foxy yawned as he woke up inside his cove and opened the curtains.
"Huh. I wonder what everyone's up to tonight." Foxy wondered to himself, curious to see if everyone had come back now. "Let's find out. Okedokely…" He stepped out of his cove and into his brightly-lit room. He could see that through the small windows in his room, it was nighttime.
Oh, at least it's nighttime. Foxy thought, thankful. This is awesome! At least I didn't wake up early this time.
Foxy remembered the one time he had woken up early. It was very strange for him; everybody was fast asleep and the pizzeria was barren, empty. He had always preferred to wake up when everybody else did, and thankfully this was one of those times.
That was weird, waking up during the daytime when no one's here. Felt really weird. Okedokely, let's go out.
He stepped out of his room and stopped in his tracks.
A brown box was sitting in front of the entrance, with a wooden sign nailed to it.
"Wait...what the?" Foxy muttered, noticing the box. He felt confused. Hold on, am I really seeing this? Foxy did a double take, only to see the box still sitting there. He walked up to the box.
"HAPPY...B-DAY...FOXY." Foxy read on the sign slowly. "Okay, what? What is a 'B-Day?" He thought about it for a moment. Bouncy Day? No no, that can't be it...oh, wait! It stands for birthday! He realized. "Oh, this is awesome. But it's not my...is it my birthday?" Foxy knew he had said before that he thought his birthday was in February, yet it was only October. "I don't think it is." Foxy looked at the box itself and lifted up its cover, looking inside.
The box was empty, save for a small black object.
Oh, what's this? Foxy wondered. He saw the buttons and screen on it, and guessed that it might be a phone. But he hadn't ordered a phone. No, couldn't be-
His thoughts were interrupted as the phone started ringing.
"Woah!" Foxy yelped, surprised. "Oh, I should answer this!" He grabbed the phone out of the box and pressed the 'answer' button, then held the phone up to his ear. "Hello?"
"Hello?" A voice replied from the other end. Foxy couldn't really tell who it was, although it did sound familiar for some reason.
"Hi." Foxy greeted. "Who is this?"
"Foxy?" The voice asked. "It's me, the Puppet!"
"Who's the Puppet?" Foxy knew it was probably Puppet, but he decided to ask anyways for no reason.
"You know what? I don't know, myself. But, anyway, happy b-day, man!"
"Um...awkward situation here. I don't think it's my birthday. I REALLY don't."
"Well, you said you don't even know, so how can you know?"
"Um...good point, actually. Maybe it's on my hand." Foxy inspected his other hand (the one not holding a phone) to see if there was any text on it, but there was nothing. "Nope, I'm not seeing any manufacturing date. Not seeing it..."
"Anyway, I think we could play a game."
"Okay, I, uh..."
"Not like an app, though, because this phone doesn't do that."
"Okay, but the thing is, where did you get this phone? That's my first question."
"Well, I...sold...some...stuff."
"So, you took this from a security guard. That's what I'm getting from this."
"Yeah, I took it from a security guard..."
"Um, my next question is...where is everyone?"
"...Well, see, my plan, when I told it to them, was to get everybody to buy you a phone, but... nobody was too happy with that idea. Except me, obviously! So I think they're finding you presents of their own."
"Oh, okay. So, uh, are they playing hide-and-seek or something? That's what it kind of sounds like to me."
"I think so, yes."
"Ah, okay. So are you playing too?"
"Absolutely! You have to find me."
"Oh, great. But, y'know, I'm not a big hide-and-seek person, so, I'm just gonna go back to my room, and, y'know-"
"No! I got you a cool phone, so play this game, please."
"Ugh...I guess I DON'T have a choice."
"Yeah! Buddies forever!"
"So, can you give me a hint? A first hint."
"Sure. I am indoors."
"Well, OBVIOUSLY. We're always indoors." Foxy walked slowly through the main area, looking around as he listened to Puppet.
"Eh, sometimes...no, you're right. That one was too vague."
"Very."
"I am in a place...where you get clean."
"Huh. Well, we don't have a shower, so the only other place I can think about...is the kitchen!" Foxy went into the kitchen as he said this. "Cause you can have a sink." Foxy looked around the area. "...I'm not seeing you."
"Well, maybe that's because I'm not there, silly!"
"Well, why wouldn't you be in here? You just said you were in a place to get clean."
"Alright, here's hint number two, then."
"Oh, okay, hint number two. I'm ready."
"There is water in this room."
"I'm in the room with water right now!" Foxy griped, banging the counter next to the sink.
"Well, obviously, I'm not in THAT room." Puppet told Foxy as Foxy sighed and left the kitchen. "What other room has water in it?"
"Oh, my water area, with the pirate ship! Yeah!" Foxy headed down the hallway to the water ride. "Here I come!"
"Real water."
"I know. There is real water." Foxy informed Puppet as he walked over to his water ride and looked through the doorway into the area, which, now that Foxy looked at it closer, was a bit small. It only consisted of a big rectangular red-blue block sticking out of the center with water surrounding it, and lights in the flooring underneath the water, with red-blue walls to match the block. Small orangish-yellow wooden boats floated in the water, only big enough to fit a single person. "I'm looking at it right now. It's right below me. With boats."
"Hmm. Well, man, this game is harder than I thought." Foxy knew it wasn't the water ride, so maybe it was the bathroom.
"Hint number three: Maybe you could check the bathroom."
"Okay, the bathroom." Foxy said as he walked over to the boy's bathroom in the hall. "That has water too." He went inside and looked around, even checking the stall. "Um, nope. And someone forgot to flush again."
"Ew, gross."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. But neither me nor you ever come in here. It had to be Freddy who did that, again! Ugh..." Foxy could remember how Freddy always used the boys bathroom, and left behind a mess in the toilet with the side of never flushing. Foxy could never get the message through to Freddy on how to properly use the bathroom. "..What's with him?" Foxy left the bathroom and re-entered the hall.
"Hint number four: Did you check the girl's bathroom?" Foxy saw the girl's bathroom facing right across the hallway from where the boy's bathroom was, with its pink walls to counter the blue boy's bathroom walls.
"I'm not going in there." Foxy said immediately, knowing full well that he couldn't enter that bathroom, since he was male.
"Well, how will you know if I'm not in there?"
"You're a boy too! Wait, are you a boy?" Foxy asked, confused as to Puppet's gender yet again.
"I...am...awesome. Let's just put it that way." Puppet answered as Foxy inched near the entryway to the girl's bathroom.
"I don't know if I want to go in here." Okay, Ballora entered the opposite gender bathroom once, maybe I can do it too. Foxy thought, trying to muster the courage to enter. He sighed. "Here I go, I'm going in!" He shuffled into the girl's bathroom. It was nearly identical to the boy's bathroom, with two sinks, a mirror, and a single stall. Foxy noticed that the room was much shiner and cleaner than the boy's. "Ooh, it's clean in here. Very clean!" Foxy opened the stall door, but Puppet wasn't in there at all. Foxy realized that he had been tricked. "You're not in here either! You tricked me!"
"Ha ha! I was just joking!" Puppet laughed devilishly as Foxy ran as fast as he could out of the girl's bathroom. "You weirdo, you went into the girl's bathroom! I'm telling everybody!"
"UGH, that's not cool! That's not fair!" Foxy groaned, unhappy to see himself tricked like that. "Ugh..."
"Okay, are we on hint five?" Puppet asked Foxy. "I think we're on hint five."
"Yeah, I think we are." Foxy answered as he kept looking around the hallway, checking through the windows of all the rooms in the hallway.
"Okay, I am in a bathroom! But I didn't say which one."
"I went into both of them!" Foxy griped, unable to understand how Puppet could be in a bathroom if not either of those two. Foxy entered Ballora's room. "Does Ballora have a bathroom I don't know about?" Foxy looked around the room. "I don't see one. Nope, not in here." Foxy exited the room, closing the door behind him. He walked back into Puppet's room and started looking there.
"Maybe this bathroom is in a tiny room of its own." Puppet hinted slyly. "Perhaps even a BOX."
"Okay, the ventilation systems don't have it, so not there." Foxy noted, turning away from the trapdoor leading there...and noticed Puppet's box. "Wait a minute!" Foxy felt dumb. How could he have forgotten? "Wait a MINUTE! Hold on!" Foxy walked right up to Puppet's box and climbed up onto it, then looked down into the hole leading to the interior of the box. "You're down there, aren't you?"
"Uh, what? What are you talking about?" Puppet asked, sounding nervous.
"Here I come!" Foxy yelled, and jumped into Puppet's box. "WOAH!" He fell for a second...
...then landed on Puppet's red couch. He had entered the tv room.
"Ow, ow!" Foxy yelped, feeling hurt from the length of the fall. He knew no human could have survived that fall on their own, so he was lucky he was an animatronic and was strong enough to survive the fall. It didn't come without pain, though. "That hurt!" Foxy looked at his phone. "Did you put something hard on this couch?"
"I changed the cushions." Puppet replied calmly.
"Why? That really hurt!"
"Because they didn't, uh, make the place look nice!"
Foxy sighed and got up, exiting the empty tv room and beginning to look around the box. He came into the center room and noticed that nobody was in the kitchen.
"Okay, you're not in the kitchen." Foxy mentioned as he looked around the kitchen to make sure. "Don't see you in here at all." He noticed the gumball machine on the floor of the kitchen. "The gumball machine's still down here. I thought you were supposed to put that downstairs!"
"Nah."
"Wait, say something again."
"Something again." Foxy realized that he could hear Puppet's voice coming from not just the phone now, but in muffled form somewhere nearby. Foxy knew he was on to something.
"I hear you, I hear you!" Foxy yelled, realizing that he was close to Puppet's location now. "Where do I hear you?" Foxy walked down the small hallway and entered Puppet's bathroom...and gasped.
Puppet was inside the shower in the bathroom, crouching behind the small white glass wall with his own phone in hand.
"Oh, I found you!" Foxy exclaimed, happy to finally find Puppet.
"Hey, buddy." Puppet said, smiling.
"So, you could have just said that you were down here." Foxy informed Puppet as he ended the call on his phone. "In your bathroom, in your BOX!"
"But it wouldn't be a fun game." Puppet reasoned, coming out from inside the shower.
"Okay, so now we have to go find the other people, don't we?" Foxy asked Puppet as they left the bathroom. "The other animatronics. Okay, so, can you give me a hint?"
Puppet looked at Foxy weirdly. "But I said they didn't buy you a phone, though! They don't have your number."
"Wait, but do you know where they are?"
"No." Puppet admitted, looking at the ground in sadness.
"Wait, so this whole entire time, I've been searching just for you, and not them?" Foxy asked as he put his phone on the kitchen counter.
"Yeah!" Puppet confirmed. He put an arm around Foxy. "Buddies forever!"
Foxy sighed, annoyed to hear that he went through all the effort of searching to find one person. "So, the animatronics could be somewhere else, and you won't tell me where they are!" Puppet nodded. "Do you even have at least an idea of where they could be?"
"No." Puppet said again, shaking his head this time.
"So...then..." Foxy went on, unsure of why he was even down in Puppet's box. "Why am I down here?"
"We're playing a game!" Puppet exclaimed. "I got you a fancy-shmansy-new phone!"
"Yeah, it is pretty fancy..." Foxy conceded, grabbing his phone off the counter and holding it up. "But it doesn't seem like I can make outgoing calls." Foxy tapped on the screen, but nothing seemed to be working. In fact, the only thing he could do on the phone was call Puppet. There were no apps at all, and no store to download them on. "Yep, can't make outgoing calls. Actually, it's not exactly working. It has no apps on it, so why do I even have this?"
"To call your best buddy...the Puppet." Puppet responded, pointing his thumbs at himself as he grinned (or in this case, smiled wider since he didn't have teeth).
"Yep." Foxy grumbled, already having figured out that the only thing he could do with the phone was call Puppet. "That's the only number on the phone."
"Mmm-hmm." Puppet muttered, still grinning.
"Hey, at least I'll never lose you again." Foxy sighed, trying to see the bright side of the situation as he put the phone back on the counter. Puppet cheered happily. "And the next time a security guard comes, you'll actually BE THERE for once! Geez."
Foxy already knew that Puppet, though he was a security guard hunter like them, tended to miss security guards because he was busy with something his box. And by busy, Foxy knew that meant he was watching tv, doing taxes, or messing around on his computer, or doing anything else he might do down in his box.
"Yep." Puppet said, nodding again. "I also got it for you because you've been disappearing a lot."
"Uh, um, no." Foxy replied, knowing full well that he had never disappeared and was around more often than ANYONE ELSE. "I haven't disappeared once."
"Then where do you go randomly?"
"My room. Just my room. Nowhere else."
"Hmm, Okay. Well, now you have no excuse to answer my calls!" Puppet pointed out, smirking.
Foxy wasn't paying attention to Puppet as much as he was to the fridge in Puppet's kitchen.
"Shane's Electronics." Foxy read on the label on the top-right corner of the fridge. "Yeah, that's weird. That's really weird." Foxy turned around and saw that on the counter was a tea cup, still hot and steaming. "Wait, why is there tea here?" Foxy (being a childish as he was, though he never thought of it that way) wasn't fond of tea in the slightest, and thought it was disgusting. "Who drinks tea? Like, tea is disgusting."
"No, it's not." Puppet denied, going over to the counter. "I like peace tea. Peace tea is nice! It has 'peace' in the name."
"Okay.." Foxy said, unsure of what to say. He noticed the drawers next to the kitchen area, where a goldfish was swimming in a bowl. Foxy could remember from the first time he came down into the box that he had been introduced to Puppet's goldfish. "Oh, your fish. Normandy, right?"
"Normandy. Yep." Puppet confirmed as he came over to where the fish was too.
"Yeah, Norman would have been a bad name." Foxy admitted, thinking the fish's name was quite unique. "Good thing it's Normandy."
"Yeah!" Puppet agreed.
"So, why do you still have a fish above your fish?" Foxy asked Puppet as he stared at the fish trophy on the wall above the goldfish bowl (Foxy thought it was a singing fish, but it was actually a fish trophy), which had a small plaque below it that read A Fishy Friend. Foxy felt that a dead fish about a living fish wasn't a good combo. "Doesn't it make it kind of anxious?"
"No!" Puppet denied, frowning at Foxy. "Come on, we've been over this! It's because they're friends."
"You know that fish isn't alive, right?" Foxy whispered to Puppet, unsure if Puppet knew whether or not the fish on the wall was actually dead. "Well, that is weird coming from an animatronic, but...oh well." Foxy knew it was weird for them to be alive; they were robots, after all. But they just were, and none of the animatronics bothered to question it. They just thought it felt right, so they went with it.
"What does 'alive' even mean?" Puppet asked deeply.
"Yeah, I ask that question everyday." Foxy admitted.
Puppet stared at the ground for a moment, then looked at Foxy.
"We should go skydiving to prove this."
"Um, no no no! We can't even leave this place!" Foxy pointed out, knowing not just that they couldn't leave but also that if Foxy took the full force of a fall from skydiving, we would definitely not survive. The hole down into Puppet's box would administer minor damage, but from miles up in the sky? Even as strong as he was as an animatronic, Foxy knew even an animatronic wouldn't be able to take the force of the landing.
"And also, why does it look like you're crying?" Foxy questioned, referring to the purple tear streaks on Puppet's mask. Foxy always found it strange that they were there. Was Puppet secretly depressed? Foxy wasn't sure. "Are you okay? Do we need to talk about something?"
"It's makeup." Puppet revealed, smiling a little.
"Okedokely…" Foxy murmured, unsure if Puppet wearing strange makeup was a good thing or not. "Makeup."
"Boy makeup." Puppet clarified. "'Cause I'm a boy."
"Yeah, yeah. You keep telling yourself that." Foxy replied as he went into the small hallway and noticed that on the stand, there was a book. Foxy wondered why it was there in Puppet's room. "Why is there a book just sitting here?"
"Why do you keep criticizing my house?" Puppet moaned, sad. "If you keep doing that, I'll want you to get out."
"Well, you're the one that invited me down here!" Foxy griped. "And you say that we're buddies!" Foxy looked into the bathroom and, once again, saw that on the counter was the cup with three toothbrushes, with Foxy felt was also weird. "And you have one, two, THREE toothbrushes. Why do you have three toothbrushes?"
"One for every day of the week!" Puppet explained.
"There's seven days in the week."
Puppet gasped. "What?!"
"Yeah."
"No one told me this.." Puppet sighed as he stared at the floor again.
"At least you're very hygienic for an animatronic." Foxy told Puppet.
"Yes, of course." Puppet responded, smiling. "I don't just use those to brush my teeth, either. That's why my face is so pearly-white!"
"Oh, that makes sense!" Foxy said, finally understanding why Puppet's mask/face was always so clean. "Maybe I should borrow one sometime and-"
"No!" Puppet refused sternly. "Mine."
"Oh. Okay." Foxy responded, knowing full well now that Puppet's toothbrushes were not to be touched. They exited the bathroom. "Okedokely, I see how it is. Maybe we can watch some-" Foxy wandered into what he thought was the tv room, but was actually the computer room. "Wait, wrong room, wrong room. Still not used to be down here." They went a different direction, entered back into the center of the box, and entered the tv room. "Maybe we can watch some tv, since you have a tv down here."
"Yeah, let's watch some tv." Puppet added as they sat down on the red couch.
"I heard there's a good drama about a vampire and his girlfriend today." Foxy mentioned, having seen The Immortal and The Restless somewhere before. "Something about them having a kid. It's really good!"
"I think I heard that one, too!" Puppet responded excitedly. "The one where the kid turns out to be a werewolf, or something?"
"I think he's a vampire, too. I'm not sure. I've only caught one episode."
"Nah, I think he's a werewolf."
"Okay, so we should watch more, then."
"Yeah."
"Okay, let's watch some tv!" Foxy grabbed the remote and flicked the tv on, ready to begin watching cool shows.
Later that night , Foxy found himself standing inside his cove and preparing for a good rest.
But as he did, he suddenly heard something. Something awakening inside of himself, a presence of which was unknown to him, one that was coming out.
"Hello, Foxy."
Chapter 17: The Salesman
Summary:
A salesman comes into the building, and Foxy and Ballora are the only ones around to deal with him.
Chapter Text
"I'm going to do it. I'm going to dive in. I'm gonna do it!"
Foxy stood in the doorway to the water area room, overlooking Foxy's Adventure. Despite it being his ride, Foxy had never went in it. But now, Foxy wasn't scared. He felt confident. He could and WOULD do it!
"Here I go. I'm gonna do it! No one's gonna stop me, because I'm going to dive in-"
"Um, what are you doing?"
Foxy froze in place, surprised to hear another voice.
"What? What do you m-" Foxy whipped around and saw that Ballora was gracefully dancing on top of a table nearby. Even despite there being presents on top of the table, Ballora was dancing well anyways, while also singing quietly and calmly to herself as she did so. "Hold on! What are you doing, dancing around?" Foxy turned and looked at the water area again. "We're at a very pinnacle moment right now!" But Foxy turned and looked at Ballora again, only to see her having turned away, not at all listening to him. Foxy felt very annoyed that Ballora was ignoring him. She did it often, more often than Foxy felt comfortable with. "Hey, don't ignore me!"
"Huh? What? Me?" Ballora stuttered, turning back around to face Foxy as she danced. "Um...oh, you're talking to ME!"
"Yeah, I'm talking to you!" Foxy yelled.
"I'm just practicing for my new dance show. It's called: Ballora, the MAGNIFICENT!"
"Um, you do know that no one comes in here, right?"
"...YES! But it's not like nobody watches me! Baby does. Baby watches me ALL the time." Ballora huffed, sure of herself.
"...Yeah, not by choice, though..." Foxy muttered, knowing that Ballora would probably force Baby to watch her shows. Ballora gasped. "I mean, nothing! Like I said, I'm gonna jump."
"You know what? Go ahead!" Ballora growled, upset. "Jump in the water! I don't care." She turned away from him and kept on dancing.
"I'm gonna do it!" Foxy encouraged himself as he tried to ignore Ballora and get ready to jump in again. "I'm gonna go get the boats, and then we can go on.." Foxy pointed at the big red F in the center of the wall separating the water area from the rest of the room. "...Foxy's Wonderful Pirate Adventure!" That was the new name. Foxy himself felt unhappy with the previous name, Foxy's Adventure, as it felt too boring and unexciting for Foxy. He felt good changing the title; it would point out the ride's awesomeness! "That's what it is."
Ballora turned around. She looked at Foxy, then the water ride, and then back at Foxy, then shook her head.
"Actually, don't do that." She advised, quickly taking back her previous words. "We would be, um, really sad without you!" She turned away. "...We really wouldn't be sad..." She muttered. She turned back around. "But yes! We would be sad!"
"Did you just say something?" Foxy asked, having not heard everything she had said correctly. "I swear I heard you say something."
"No, no, um.." Ballora replied hastily. She jumped off the table and began to point at the presents. "Look! It's, uh, presents! Ah-ha, presents, presents, uh, oh dear.."
"Oh, those are nice." Foxy pointed out, thinking the presents were very well-wrapped.
"Replace her with me!"
"Shut up, you weird other Ballora or whatever you are." Foxy sternly told IT. He looked back up at Ballora, who was staring at Foxy confusedly.
"What?" She said. "Who are you talking to?"
"No one, don't worry about." Foxy assured her. He wasn't ready for anyone to find out about IT, or whatever it was. He needed to keep it quiet.
"Tell her."
"No, I'm not telling her anything!" Foxy growled at IT.
"Oh, do you talk to yourself too?" Ballora asked Foxy as she shuffled near him, gazing at him curiously.
"What are you going on about?" Foxy quickly replied. "I'm not talking to myself."
"TELL her."
"I'm not going to say anything!" Foxy griped, feeling very upset with IT. "Stop it!"
"Um..." Ballora muttered, staring at Foxy as if he was a weirdo. She began to back into the corner of the room. "...I'm just gonna go over here, and just...practice dancing!"
"Yeah, you do that." Foxy replied. He laughed falsely. He didn't want Ballora to know about IT yet. What it even was to begin with was strange. All Foxy knew is that one day recently, a disembodied voice in his head had appeared out of nowhere, and it was talking to him, saying strange and very violent things. He didn't know what it was, so he was keeping it hidden until he could find out more-
"HELLO, EVERYONE!"
Foxy and Ballora screamed in surprise. They looked around to see that a man had entered the room. He had brown hair and wore black shades. He had on a white undershirt and a black suit with a red tie, as well as brown shoes.
"Who is he?! What's that?!" Ballora shrieked.
"Is he a worker?" Foxy asked her, eyeing the man.
"I don't know."
"Come on, come all!" The man yelled, smiling. "I am a traveling salesman!" He approached Foxy and Ballora. "And I would like to talk to your supervisors!"
"Um, we can explain, we can explain!" Foxy responded, afraid that this weird man had just seen them, the animatronics, alive and talking. "It was her!" He pointed an accusing finger at Ballora.
"What?! No!" Ballora denied in response. "It was, uh, that boat over there!" She pointed through the nearby window looking into the water area, where one of the boats was floating there.
"Yeah, yeah, the boat!" Foxy agreed, also pointing at the window. The salesman looked through the window curiously, turning his back on the duo. "Okay, we're gonna go behind him and get him! Get read-" The salesman turned back around to look at them. "Oop! Uh, hi!"
"Hey." The salesman greeted calmly.
This is the first time that this has happened... Foxy thought, confused as to why some guy was talking about super-whatever-he-said and other stuff. Wasn't he supposed to be a guard? Wasn't he supposed to be scared as they attacked him?
"I'm looking for your supervisor!" The salesman explained perkily. "We need to work out a business deal. I'm selling some pretty cool action figures for the kids."
"Uh, can you give us a moment?" Foxy asked. "Uh, just a moment."
"Okay." The salesman answered, nodding understandingly. He backed away to the other side of the room, and out of earshot. Foxy turned to Ballora.
"Supervisor?" Foxy wondered. "Umm..."
"What is a supervisor, anyways?" Ballora asked, puzzled.
"Somebody that, uh...has superpowers, maybe." Foxy replied. He hadn't heard of a supervisor before, so he had no clue what the salesman was going on about.
"Superpowers?!" Ballora gasped. She looked down at herself. "Do I have superpowers?"
"Um, you can dance, but.." Foxy reasoned. "I think he's talking about me. Just look at me! Look at my teeth, and my claws, yeah. Definitely me." Foxy thought he was cooler and had better abilities than Ballora, so it made sense that he was the 'supervisor'.
"Yeah, whatever." Ballora murmured incredulously. "Keep thinking that. I think..."
"...I'M THE SUPERVISOR!" Foxy yelled, interrupting Ballora's sentence as he approached the salesman again.
"What? No..." He could hear Ballora complain.
"You are?" The salesman asked eagerly.
"Yep."
"Alright. So, remember what we talked about over the phone?"
"Yeah, uh, over the phone...YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! I DO REMEMBER!"
"Good, because we need to discuss the state of the action figures!"
"Um, action figures?"
"Yeah, to entertain the kids."
"Okay, are they like us?"
"No, they're tiny little people."
"Hold on, can you stay right there? I need to talk to my, uh, associate for a second."
"Alright, no problem."
Foxy walked back over to where Ballora was as quick as he could.
"Action figures to entertain the kids?" Foxy exclaimed, outraged a bit. "WE'RE supposed to entertain the kids, not the action figures!" He felt violated. The animatronics were there to have fun with the kids, and we wasn't about to let some dinky toys ruin that!
"That's..." Ballora muttered, staring at the salesman. "...I feel like he's taking us out of a job. And the fun out of it!"
"Yeah, we need to take him out." Foxy decided. "We can do this. Maybe we can feed him to, uh, Garbage!" Ballora gasped and nodded, smiling viciously.
"Ooh!" She said, liking the plan. "Great idea."
"Yeah, let's go." Foxy declared, and they walked back over to the salesman. "Okay, show us these animatronics."
"Uh, if that's another word for 'action figures', then sure!" He agreed, grinning brightly. "Follow me."
"Yes, animatronics." Foxy confirmed, and he led them down the hall. They neared the main room. "Okay, I'm gonna get him from behind. Here we go. Slowly but steadily, we're gonna do this. We're gonna get him." He whispered to Ballora, quiet enough so that the salesman couldn't hear him.
"Don't mess up!" Ballora whispered back.
"I'm not gonna..." Foxy boasted. As they walked into the main area, he knew it was time. It was now or never! He reached out his claws to STRIKE-
"I'm glad we have this business deal!" The salesman laughed as he turned to face Foxy, who quickly put his claws back. Foxy and Ballora nodded nervously as the salesman smiled at them. "Okay, we'll start on the right." Foxy was confused.
On the counter of the stand next to the entrance to his room were three human-like toys, who were smaller than the animatronics. They sat there, staring off into space. Foxy could tell they weren't alive in the least, unlike them; they were just lifeless toys. But they were moving a bit, or at the very least their heads were turning from side to side slowly. This worried Foxy, who thought that lifeless toys couldn't move at all.
"Oh, okay!" Foxy agreed quickly in response to the salesman.
"Check out this first one, here on the right." The salesman went over to the toy on the right of the counter, which looked like a man wearing a black superhero costume, with a yellow belt and black cape, and a black mask that resembled a bat.
"They're moving.." Ballora whined, concerned all of the sudden.
"Yeah, they're moving." Foxy added, also concerned. "This is really, really creepy."
"Yeah!" The salesman confirmed. "See, I was feeling generous, and I put batteries in them for you so you don't have to use your own."
"Um..." Foxy and Ballora muttered, unsure of how to reply.
"Well, here we go." The salesman went on, going behind the stand counter. "It's time for me to explain." He tapped the head of the first toy. "This little guy right here likes to go on adventures with his green buddy, named Robin."
"Ruben?" The animatronics asked, confused.
"Yep. R-O-B-I-N. Robin."
"Sounds very yummy." Foxy admitted. "I'm actually getting kinda hungry."
"Where's our chef?" Ballora asked, looking around her. "Where's the cook at?"
"Well, I think OUR meal is to-go." Foxy said, staring at the salesman.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh." Ballora gasped, understanding what Foxy meant. "Gotcha."
"Alright, so onto the next one." The salesman said, ignoring the animatronics. He tapped the head of the second toy, this time in the middle of the counter, a man wearing a red-and-yellow costume with thunderbolt insignias. "This next one, he likes to go fast. He's very, very speedy. And he has a friend, just like this guy has Robin; a littler version of him. See, you can name this speedy guy whatever you want. But his sidekick? You gotta put 'Kid' in front of his name."
"Ah, okay." Foxy sighed, not as confused now, but still confused.
"Do they dance?" Ballora questioned the salesman hopefully.
"Uh...if you use your imagination, yes." The salesman replied, frowning. Ballora's face lit up. Foxy knew what this was leading to, and he knew he had to stop it.
"No, no. Do NOT do it." Foxy ordered, glaring at Ballora. "Nope, nope. Do NOT give in."
"But..." Ballora began, trying to make an excuse, but gave up. "Ugh, fine."
"Alright, this one!" The salesman cut in, ignoring the animatronics yet again. He tapped the head of the third toy (on the left of the counter), which looked like a robot with weird mismatched eyes and wires on his chest. He was smiling happily. "This one is a bit strange. He was in the back-"
"OH, IT'S AN ANIMATRONIC!" Foxy exclaimed, thinking the little robot guy looked just like them. "Look, look, look, Ballora!"
"OOOOO, it's one of us!"
The salesman looked at them, puzzled as to what they were talking about.
"I mean, uh, one of the animatronics!"
"I don't know why they would want one of the defects..." The salesman muttered to himself, quiet enough so he could not be heard. "But I can probably sell it to them anyway. They'd understand." He looked back up at Foxy and put back on his smile. "Yeah, this is the top-of-the-quality animatronic! Or however you say it."
"Animatronic. It's not that hard." Foxy replied.
"Anima...Anima...Animatroonic." The salesman tried.
"It's not like it's Japanese or Norwegian or anything." Foxy told him. "...how do I know those languages?"
"Well, these three are only the beginning!" The salesman explained. "If you come over here..." He went over to the stand next to the stage and the kitchen. "...we can see some more."
"Okay." Foxy said, ready to go on.
"Check out this little green guy right here." The salesman instructed them, tapping the head of the toy on the left of the counter. The toy resembled a goblin. He had bright yellow eyes and was wearing a purple suit. "He likes to run around and cause mischief." Foxy examined the goblin toy. Strangely enough, the toy looked familiar to him, although he had never seen a goblin man before. He still felt like he had met somebody like that somewhere, though.
"He looks annoying." Ballora criticized, making a weird face as she looked at the toy.
"Yeah, very annoying." Foxy acknowledged, as he felt disgusted looking at the little toy goblin. "I don't think I like him."
"Hmm..." The salesman murmured, staring at the goblin toy.
"What about this one? I like this one." Ballora commended the toy in the middle, which looked like a boy with brown hair and glasses wearing a green-and-orange suit.
"Yeah! If smart is your type, this is the one for you." The salesman explained, grinning. He tapped the head of the second toy.
"Uh, he looks very, very bossy." Foxy admitted, not liking the evil grin adorned on the toy's face. "I don't think I like HIM either."
"Hmm." The salesman murmured again.
"You're just jealous." Ballora snapped quietly, clearly favoring the toy more than Foxy.
"Alright, if you like the strong but silent type..." The salesman analyzed, tapping the head of the toy on the right, which was a scaly creature with an open mouth of sharp teeth, and large, angry orange eyes. He wore a ripped shirt and ripped purple shorts. "...you'll like this one!"
"He doesn't look smart at all." Foxy pointed out, thinking the scaly creature looked rather stupid. "He looks like an idiot."
"Yeah, he looks dumb." Ballora complied, staring at the creature rather disapprovingly.
"Actually, his little accessory kit comes with his own lab!" The salesman revealed.
"Um, I don't think that he would know how to use that." Ballora said, shaking her head.
"Yeah, I don't think so either." Foxy agreed. He knew idiot creatures couldn't use tech. To him, that was just stupid.
"Well, you know, the imagination is a powerful tool." The salesman reasoned. "So you could just IMAGINE it."
"Um...okay..." Foxy mumbled.
"Hey, what about that one back there?" Ballora asked, looking behind the stand's counter.
"Wait, what?" The salesman stuttered, surprised.
"Yeah, what is that one?" Foxy questioned. He looked over the counter and was astonished to see a toy that looked exactly like Puppet, except smaller. "That looks just like Puppet!"
"Ah, no, ignore that one!" The salesman yelled, running over to the toy and jamming it into his pocket quickly without the animatronics seeing. "That one was nothing!"
"Wait, where'd it go?" Ballora wondered, looking over the counter to see the toy gone.
"Yeah, that looked exactly like Puppet! Where'd it go?" Foxy added, looking around the stand, but not finding it at all.
"That one was not important." The salesman claimed, shaking his head.
"Um...why did you have one that looked like our buddy, Puppet?" Foxy asked the guard, suspicious. Foxy was confused as to why the salesman would have a toy that looked like one of them.
"Man, you have a friend named Puppet?" The salesman asked back, curious. "Wow, his parents must not have liked him all that much. Anyway, so we could we work out the paperwork and get this show on the road?"
"They're all looking at me..." Ballora commented, afraid. The three toys were staring at her with their beady eyes. "Why are they all looking at me?"
"I don't know how I feel about this..." Foxy murmured, not expecting to see the toys staring directly at Ballora.
"They really like you." The salesman claimed casually.
"Hey, stop looking at her." Foxy ordered the toys as Ballora inched away from the toys. Instantly, the toys heads reverted back to moving from side to side. "Yeah, that's what I thought."
"So, um, what do we now?" Ballora asked, nervously eyeing the toys.
"So will you be paying in cash...or cash?" The salesman asked, grinning eagerly.
"Okay, let's go to the back room, and I'll work out the details with you." Foxy replied as they strolled into the kitchen.
"Alright."
"Oh! Oh! Are we gonna throw him down the hole?" Ballora quietly asked Foxy.
"Shh!" Foxy shushed her, not wanting the salesman to hear. The salesman went over to the door and entered the break room. "No, no, too far! That's not my office." The salesman nodded and came back into the kitchen.
"Aw, sorry. Pardon." The salesman apologized.
"The office is down there." Foxy said, pointing at the trash chute trapdoor.
"Down here?"
"Yep. Just click it open."
The salesman pressed the button near the chute. The door opened. "Woah!" The salesman shouted as he tumbled down into the garbage chute. Ballora cheered. Foxy laughed happily. They had got him! "This is a pretty gross looking office!" They could hear the salesman complain. "Ew, what is that? There's chicken and candy down here!"
"Enjoy!" Foxy called down after the salesman, smiling mischievously.
"Hello?" They could hear Garbage drowsily ask, probably having just woken up.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Uh...my name is...huh, what was my name again?"
"It's Garbage!" Foxy answered loudly so they could hear him.
"Uh, yeah. Garbage."
"Man, what a weird name. So, Garbage, are you the person I gotta sign these papers with?"
There was a long pause.
"Uh, uh, I'm not sure what you're talking about. But I'm not gonna share my chicken with you! Leave!"
"Alright, alright. I'll go over here, then."
Foxy and Ballora waited, but nothing else was being said.
"Did he die?" Ballora asked Foxy, puzzled.
"I don't know."
Another pause.
"Mr...Mr! Hello?"
"Where's that voice coming from?!" The salesman asked sharply.
"Um, back up here." Foxy answered. He turned to Ballora. "You know what would be really weird? If he just flew back up here. That would be really creepy if he did that. Almost like he had rocket boots."
"Rocket boots?!" Ballora gasped, beaming. "Can I get rocket boots?"
"Oh, I want rocket boots too!" Foxy added, liking the idea of having those. With them, he could fly everywhere!
"If I have them, then I can dance and fly wherever I WANT!" Ballora cheered, jumping in the air excitedly.
"Um...you don't get rocket boots now."
"Aww, you're no fun."
"Mr. Toy Salesman, are you still okay?" Foxy called down into the chute.
"Yeah, I'm still down here."
Foxy groaned. "Ugh, that's just un-awesome." The salesman's head came into view at the bottom of the chute. "Hi."
"Hi." The salesman replied. "So, can you just drop the money down here?"
"Um...we don't have any."
"But you said you were the supervisor!" The salesman griped, outraged.
"He is the supervisor!" Ballora claimed. "He has teeth and a tail and scary eyes! That's a supervisor, right?"
"No! The supervisor is the person who supervises! It's in the name!"
"Um, what's that mean?" Foxy asked, confused.
"It means that you're the one who looks over everybody's work! And, like, stuff."
"Oh! Yeah, um, no one does that here." Ballora admitted.
"Yeah, I think we ate that guy." Foxy added, nodding.
"We did?" Ballora asked Foxy.
"Yeah, I think so!"
"I don't know what business lingo that is, sir, but I don't appreciate it!" The salesman said, irritated. "Please get me out and pay me my dues."
"Nah, we're gonna leave you down there."
"What?!"
"We'll throw you chicken, though!" Ballora cut in, throwing a few pieces of chicken down to the guard.
"But...but..." The salesman stuttered. He looked furious. "Alright, you may have gotten away with this now, but you're gonna hear from my lawyer, though! And I'm gonna find a way out of here!"
"There IS no way out." Foxy informed him cheekily. "You're stuck down there."
"Oooo, you're gonna send more people?!" Ballora asked the salesman excitedly, happy with the prospect of more humans to take out. But the salesman was out of view and thus did not reply.
"Ooo, I like this!" Foxy admitted as well, also feeling happy.
"I like this game! Did you come up with it?"
"No, I think he did on accident!"
"Hey, Garbage!" They heard the salesman yell. "Want a job?"
"Uh, I kind of already have a job."
"But would you like to have a high-paying job in BUSINESS MANAGEMENT?"
"Uh, yeah! I would."
"Alright, sweet. Follow me!"
"What's happening down there?" Foxy asked Ballora, nervous as to what Garbage and the salesman were getting up to.
"I don't know, but I don't like it." Ballora replied sternly. She looked back down into the chute. "Garbage, don't do anything silly! You're my pet! Listen to me, or no more chicken for you!" But there was no response. "Garbage?"
"Uh-oh." Foxy commented, not seeing this as a good sign.
"Did we lose him?"
"Looks like we did."
"Oh no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Eh, we'll get another one." Foxy sighed acceptingly, closing the trapdoor.
"But I already like Garbage!" Ballora whined. "He's so much more fun!"
"No, I'm sure he's okay. For all we know, he's probably eating the guy right now." Foxy's mind suddenly pictured Garbage placing the salesman in between two loafs of bread and eating him in one bite. Foxy chuckled. "Hopefully, at least."
"Hopefully? Well, he better, or he's not getting any more chicken!" Ballora grumbled as they left the kitchen and entered the main room again. The action figures, unfortunately, were still there on the two stands.
Great. Foxy complained inside his head. More stuff to clean up.
"Um, what are we gonna do about these guys?" He asked Ballora as he poked one of the toys.
"Um, do they...do they burn?" Ballora replied, staring at the figures. "Maybe we can burn them." She slid her fingers together and made a clicking sound to emphasize what she would do.
"Maybe, maybe." Foxy replied, wondering if burning them would actually be the best solution.
"I like this guy." Ballora repeated, staring dreamily at the toy with the glasses and green-and-orange outfit. "He's so pretty and handsome..."
"Um, I'm going back to get the boats." Foxy informed Ballora, as he felt ready to get back to what he was trying to do before. He walked down the hallway again.
"Oh, wait, no!" Ballora called after him, following him. "Don't do that! Don't go to the boats!"
"I'm going back to the boats!" Foxy cried in a singsong voice.
"Ugh, you know what? Fine." Ballora sighed, giving up her chase. "You go to your boats. I'M gonna go practice dancing again." She walked back to her room.
"Fine!" Foxy growled as he went over to the water area again and situated himself in the doorway once more. "Here I go!"
And with that, he prepared to get the boats, once and for all...
Chapter 18: A Birthday Celebration
Summary:
Ballora holds a birthday party, then invites Foxy and Puppet to celebrate it with her.
Chapter Text
"Yeah, two security guards came tonight!" Foxy told Garbage eagerly. "They tried to work together, but they failed anyway. It was pretty crazy! But yeah, that was pretty much everything that happened during my night. How's your night been?"
Foxy had just spent a while talking to Garbage about the events that had went on that very night. Tonight had been a nice night for Foxy. He had taken out two guards today, and felt happy to have accomplished it. And he felt even happier regaling the tale to Garbage. Foxy did appreciate Garbage for one thing: he was a good listener. And Foxy could understand that; having nothing to do but sit in a garbage chute all day must make listening to somebody talk about their night very exciting. At least, that's what Foxy thought.
"It's been going great, until you came." Garbage replied meanly. Okay, guess not. Foxy thought, now knowing that even though Garbage was a good listener, he wasn't a very nice one.
"Oh, come on, Garbage!" Foxy griped. "You're my pet! We're supposed to get along, we're supposed to spend time together! It's a part of the whole 'pet' thing."
"You know what? Spending time with somebody you care about is a good thing." Garbage admitted. Foxy smiled happily. "BUT: One, I'm not your pet. Two, you've been here for four hours."
"Aww, you care about me, though." Foxy replied. "I knew it, I knew it."
"Yeah, yeah."
"You want me to pinch your cheeks? Coochie coochie coo! Aw, wait, you're down there. I can't get to you."
...
"No. Please go tell that story to someone else."
"But wait, you said four hours?!" Foxy exclaimed. He knew he had been talking for a while, but not THAT long! Foxy felt that maybe he really DID talk too much. However, Foxy didn't think he could have been there THAT long. "Really? …No, no. It's only been about five minutes, I think."
"It's been four hours, Foxy."
"Nope, five minutes."
"I know it's been four hours, because the last time Freddy came in here and threw chicken down here, he also threw down a watch."
"Why'd he give you a watch?"
"Because he wanted to know if I knew how to read it. And I did."
"Oh."
"But I don't know how to give it back to him. He didn't think that part through."
"No, no, he never does. One time, he thought it was a good idea to...give, um...you know what, nevermind that. Ignore what I said. It has no relation to a ladder or a rope down there, so don't worry about either of those. At all."
"So, I was meaning to ask you: am I ever gonna be able to leave?"
"Um...no. Maybe the hole, but if so, you won't be needing your legs anymore. But not the pizzeria itself."
"I...don't know what to say."
"It's okay, it's okay."
"Wait, you said I'm your friend!"
"Yep."
"So maybe you could drop some normal food down here."
"Uh, if we find any, then yeah, I can do that. But have you seen Freddy or Baby? They've been missing for a while."
"Well, the last time I heard Freddy, he was trying to deal with a watch. And Baby, well, I don't know where she is."
Foxy had wondered where those two went. His mind was already thinking about one word: dating.
"Oh, maybe they're dating! Oh, that'd be so cute. Baby and Freddy, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"First comes love, then comes, uh...marriage?"
"Yeah, you got it! Good, good, good!"
"And then comes, uh, let Garbage go home and be with his family."
"No, that's not it. Okay, I'm bored now. I'm going to see if I can find everyone else. Bye!"
"Oh, okay. Bye."
And with that, Foxy closed the chute up. He hummed a tune as he walked out of the kitchen.
"Doo doo doo, on an adventure to find everyone, doo doo doo..."
He walked through the door and turned around to close it. He closed it, but it sprang open.
"Huh? What?"
He tried again, but it still came open.
"The door's broken AGAIN! Ugh, I'll just leave it open."
He strolled through the main area, quickly forgetting about the door as he looked around for everybody.
"Guys? GUYS? Where are you?" Hello? HELLO?" Foxy called, hoping to get a response. But once again, he was met with silence. "Ugh, no one's EVER around when I need them." Foxy strolled into his room...
...and found a note, stuck to his curtain.
"Huh? Who put this here? Okay, let's take this." He took the note off of the curtain and held it up as he strolled back into the main room.
It read: You are invited to Ballora's birthday party, the best and most amazing in the whole world!
"Um, okedokely…" Foxy muttered, unsure of what to say. Ballora was inviting him to her...birthday? Foxy didn't even know if it was her birthday. He wanted to go back to his cove and take a nap, but he knew how Ballora could be. If he skipped this, he wouldn't hear the end of it for at least a couple of weeks. Um, I don't know if I wanna do this, but I guess I have no choice.
"OOPS, I DROPPED THE PAPER." Foxy said sarcastically as he crumpled up the paper and threw it into one of the stands next to his room. He wasn't going to keep something go USELESS around him. "You know what? I'm just gonna go to her room. That sounds like the best idea." He strolled down the hall, looking down at the ground as he walked. "The directions did say to go that way-OOF!"
He had bumped into Puppet in the middle of the central hallway. They groaned and got to their feet.
"Foxy?" Puppet asked.
"Hey!" Foxy greeted. He saw that a piece of paper was also in Puppet's hands. He put two and two together almost instantly. "Oh, let me guess: Ballora?"
"Uh, yeah." Puppet verified. "This paper...I don't like reading, so I didn't read it. What does it say?"
"Something about some great-amazing-birthday party that she's throwing for her birthday. I don't think she knows when her birthday is, though."
"I know, right? Like, every other day she says it's her birthday!"
"Ugh, let's just head to her room and see what she wants." Foxy grumbled, annoyed. "It's probably some stupid dance."
"Maybe." Puppet replied, shrugging. They began to walk down the hall towards Ballora's room, but Foxy stopped in his tracks. The door to the party room on the left was open.
"Wait, hold on." Foxy cut in. He slowly turned to the left and saw what was in there.
The room looked the same as usual, for the most part: it had a white table in the center of the room with orange chairs surrounding it and presents laying on the floor in some places.
What did NOT look the same was Ballora sitting at the opposite end of the table, so she could face towards the door, and a chocolate cake with strawberries on top and candles already placed on it and lit, seated in the middle of the table.
"What the?" Foxy mumbled as he looked at it.
"Hey, you guys made it!" Ballora cheered at the table, happy to see them there.
There was a brief pause.
"Oop, I'm leaving." Foxy said immediately and went back into the hall, away from the room.
"Yeah, me too." Puppet added, doing the same.
"Guys, wait! Come back!" Ballora called after them. Foxy sighed. I suppose I'll just get over with it. He and Puppet walked back over to the room. "Guys, come in! Don't worry, you're in the right place!"
"You go first." Foxy told Puppet. Puppet stepped into the room...and nothing happened. "Okay, no booby traps. Good." Foxy stepped into the room as well, thankful that he wasn't about to be blown up just by stepping foot into the room.
"Welcome to Ballora's-amazing-awesome-fantastic birthday party!" Ballora yelled, standing up.
"Cool, um..." Foxy replied, still distracted by the feeling that coming to this party was a mistake.
"You hosted your own party?" Puppet asked Ballora with interest as he came over to her.
"Yes, of course I did, 'cause I'm the best!" Ballora confirmed, smiling widely. "I am a princess! I am the queen of this...sad little building."
"There's a cake." Foxy pointed out, examining the chocolate cake on the table.
"Yes, a cake!" Ballora exclaimed happily. "It's a cake! You like cake?"
"What flavor?" Foxy asked, wanting to know if the cake would actually taste good.
"Um, I think it's chocolate...and security guard flavor." Ballora guessed.
"Oh, delicious!" Foxy yelled happily. He liked security guard flavor! It was an all-time favorite of most animatronics. "Oh, my favorite!"
"I'm lactose intolerant, though." Puppet informed Ballora.
"Well, too bad for you." Foxy replied.
"Yeah, too bad." Ballora added, shaking her head at Puppet.
"Aww..." Puppet whined, sad.
"You know what? You can have dirt." Ballora went on, frowning at him.
"He likes dirt, so it doesn't really matter." Foxy commented rather rudely.
"I don't like dirt..." Puppet mumbled, staring at the ground.
"I saw you eating it the other day!" Foxy claimed.
"Yeah, I was wondering if that was chocolate pudding or not." Ballora added.
"Are you sure that wasn't just me falling to the floor?" Puppet asked, squinting at them for a second before looking at the ground again.
"No, well, it did look like chocolate pudding." Foxy explained. "But it was dirt. I gave it to you. I'm sorry, I should have told you."
"Um, excuse me!" Ballora disrupted them, frowning at the two of them. "It's about ME right now, not him."
"When isn't it about you-" Foxy began, but stopped himself quickly. "I mean, um...yeah, your day." He inched closer to Puppet. "Puppet, we need to get out of here!"
"Nope! You're going nowhere!" Ballora shouted, running up the door and standing in front of it.
"Oh, but you still can't close doors, so ha ha ha!" Foxy laughed, knowing it would be easier to leave with the others still not being able to close doors.
"Um, well, too bad!" Ballora replied. "Because I'm going to throw these presents at you!"
"Wait, hold on!" Foxy cut in. He stared in disbelief at the presents ALL OVER the ground. "Where did these presents come from, anyhow?"
"Yeah." Puppet added curiously.
"Oh, about that..." Ballora began. "They're all from my FANS!"
"You have fans?" Foxy broke out into laughter.
"You don't have fans!" Puppet commented, smirking.
"Yeah, no one is here, and no one HAS BEEN here." Foxy continued, giving Ballora a smug stare.
"In fact...where's Freddy?" Puppet mentioned, gazing at Foxy.
"Yeah, where is Freddy?" Foxy replied, being just as confused as Puppet in that department. Foxy felt like Freddy and Baby had been gone for AGES at this point. He could hardly remember the last time he saw them.
"Enough about them!" Ballora huffed. "It's ME time!"
"You know, I think Freddy and Baby are dating." Foxy told Puppet, ignoring Ballora. "I think that's where they've been going: to KISS!"
"Well, Baby does tell me her secrets, and..." Ballora began as Foxy and Puppet stared at her in interest.
"Oh, do tell, girl, do tell!" Foxy said quirkily.
"I won't tell you anything. She's my best friend!" Ballora responded. "You're NOT my best friend because you're not having cake with me right now, because you don't want to be here!" She went away from the door and back to the table.
"No, we do wanna be here!" Foxy assured Ballora. "We love the presents!"
"I can't eat the cake!" Puppet reminded them. "I'm gonna have to go to the potty if I eat the cake!"
"It's okay, you can go." Foxy told Puppet (not very reassuringly, mind you).
"Yeah, it's fine. There's a toilet somewhere, I think." Ballora mentioned.
"Somebody gifted you a toilet?" Puppet asked Ballora, confused.
"Um, yeah. The girl's bathroom. Duh."
"It makes sense that somebody would give her a toilet." Foxy informed Puppet. "Remember all the tacos she ate?"
"We don't talk about the tacos.." Ballora muttered nervously.
"Yeah, sorry about that." Foxy apologized, wanting to steer away from that sore subject. He did NOT want to remind himself of the taco incident. They all sat down at the table.
"Anyways, cake! Everyone likes cake!" Ballora assured them, smiling. "Do you like cake? I like cake."
"I like cake!" Foxy said.
"I don't like cake." Puppet admitted, whining softly.
"Oh." Ballora murmured. She took one of the presents from the floor. "We can open my presents, then!"
"Um, question, though." Foxy told Ballora. Foxy knew full well that Ballora had no fans, so he wanted to know WHY there were presents there. They weren't give by fans, and Foxy knew that. He could see through Ballora's lies. "You don't have any fans, so did you put these presents in here yourself? You can be honest with us."
"Yes, I did..." Ballora admitted, crying a little.
"It's okay, Ballora. Don't worry." Foxy said, smiling. "We're your fans! Right, Puppet?"
"Um..."
"Just say yes!"
"Uh, yeah! We are your fans!"
"You are?!" Ballora exclaimed, overjoyed. "You guys are the BEST!"
Foxy smiled at Ballora's joy, happy to see her good and well-
"Replace her."
Oh no. Foxy could hear IT again. Foxy, hoping nobody would notice, didn't say anything after IT spoke. Foxy hoped it was his lucky day.
Unfortunately, it was not Foxy's lucky day.
"Wha...what?" Ballora stuttered, looking at Foxy strangely.
"I didn't say anything." Foxy lied quickly, trying not to have IT be noticed.
"You keep doing this." Ballora noticed, staring at Foxy with clear suspicion. "You've done this before, like, a day earlier, I think. Or maybe in the future. I can't remember."
"She knows too much."
There was a pause.
"Puppet, do you hear him taking to himself?" Ballora asked Puppet as she gazed at Foxy strangely again.
"No, I think that's another thing out there somewhere." Puppet replied, his face unmoving. "In fact, I'm just gonna go look for it..." He began to inch towards the door.
"No, Puppet! Please don't leave me here by myself!" Foxy begged, not wanting to have to deal with Ballora himself.
Puppet was quiet for a moment. Then he sighed, and sat back down.
"Okay, I'll stay a little bit longer."
"Yay, yay!" Ballora cheered. "I have friends to celebrate my birthday! And we can open presents that I wrapped by myself...and we can have cake that Puppet can't eat, but can if he wants to have bathroom problems."
"So I guess we're singing happy birthday to you?" Foxy assumed, knowing that people sang to the birthday boy/girl on their birthday. "Wait a minute, wasn't YESTERDAY your birthday?" Foxy could remember Ballora having said something about a birthday yesterday.
"Um...I think it's um..." Ballora stammered nervously. "Um, yes! It's my birthday! Maybe. I don't know. Is it my birthday?"
"I don't know!" Foxy responded honestly. "I don't even know when MY birthday is."
"Wait, then why are we here?" Puppet complained.
"Because I've decided it's my birthday!" Ballora huffed. "Now, please sing."
"Okay, ready?" Foxy asked Puppet, who nodded. "1, 2, 3."
They sang the birthday song slowly, trying to remember the words. Ballora cheered and danced as they did it. They messed up many lines along the way.
When they were done, Foxy clapped politely.
"Yay!" Ballora yelled happily.
"Yeah, that sounded right!" Foxy presumed, thinking he was at least close. But he could not think at the moment, as once again Puppet was inching out the door. "Puppet, where are you going?!"
Puppet gasped and quickly ran back to them. "I'm here, I'm here!"
"Are you trying to leave?!" Ballora chastised Puppet, scowling at him. "Huh?! Is this party too BORING for you?!"
"Yeah, are you BORED?" Foxy added.
"Well, the only thing keeping me here is the cake, and it's also a cake I can't EAT." Puppet pointed out anxiously. "So there's nothing for me to do here. There's no games or anything! This is the lamest party ever!" Ballora gasped.
"Just eat a piece of cake. It's okay." Foxy told Puppet. Ballora blew out the candles, and the cake was already cut to prevent work.
"Well...okay.." Puppet sighed, and took a piece. He began to eat it, slowly and steadily.
"How's it taste?" Foxy asked Puppet curiously.
"Does it taste yummy?" Ballora questioned him, smiling brightly. "I hope it's the best!"
Puppet groaned and smiled weakly. "It's...alright..."
"You don't sound okay.." Foxy noted, wary of Puppet's groaning. "Let me try it." Foxy took his own piece and began to eat it all-
And Foxy began gagging and coughing the moment he finished it. The taste was horrible, Foxy felt as if had just eaten rotten eggs. The frosting almost made Foxy want to throw up.
"Did you, um, have Freddy make this?" He groaned, his stomach not feeling too good.
"Yes, he did!" Ballora answered. "He made it before he went off and disappeared."
"Oh, my stomach...it really hurts..." Foxy moaned, feeling so bad at that moment. "Oh, the gears...the wiring...it's not feeling too good! I didn't think a robot could feel this pain..."
"I think I'm gonna blow!" Puppet screamed. "To the bathroom!" He rushed out of the room.
"Wait for me!" Foxy called after Puppet. He began to leave, stopped in the doorway, and turned to Ballora quickly. "Happy birthday, again." He turned back to the hall and ran away, leaving a bewildered Ballora standing there speechless.
Foxy ran as fast as he could, but Puppet ran into the bathroom before he could. Foxy
"Aaah, NOOOO!" Foxy cried as he stopped at the bathroom entryway, knowing only one stall was in there, and now he couldn't go. "Puppet!"
"Occupied!" Puppet shouted.
"No, no! Ugh..." Foxy sighed, and turned around to go back.
"Just go into the girl's restroom!" Puppet called to Foxy.
"No, I'm not going in there!" Foxy refused as he walked back down the hall to the party room.
"Come on!" Foxy could hear Puppet go on, but at this point Foxy had walked too far to hear him anymore. Foxy stumbled back into the party room, where Ballora was still standing.
"I'm back." Foxy murmured in annoyance.
Ballora gasped happily. "You're back! How was the cake?" She asked as she ran over to him.
"You could say it's not as good coming in as it at first glance." Foxy moaned, not wanting to go into detail. Foxy peeked into the hall to check on Puppet, but Puppet had still not come out. Oh, he's still in the bathroom... Foxy whined in his thoughts.
"Oh yeah, Puppet's in there." Ballora commented. All of the sudden, there was a flushing sound over at the bathrooms. "Oh, he's done. I think that was the flush."
"Oh, okay!" Foxy yelped as he ran back over to the bathrooms just as Puppet came out.
"Have fun!" Ballora called after him.
"Hey, high five!" Puppet offered as Foxy approached.
"Move out of the way, move out of the way!" Foxy screamed as he pushed Puppet out of the way and charged into the restroom.
"Aww..." Puppet whined, but Foxy wasn't paying attention to that. He ran into the stall and closed it behind him.
"Ugh, finally!" Foxy moaned as he began to do his business, knowing he would be gone a little while...
Chapter 19: After the Halloween Party
Summary:
After a wild Halloween party, Foxy is forced to clean up the resulting mess.
Chapter Text
~November~
~The First Year~
"Ugh..." Foxy groaned as he sat in his cove, slowly waking up. "I'm still so tired...man, last night's Halloween party was crazy..."
Last night was Halloween, and Foxy could remember that the animatronics had all come together for a crazy party. Everything was bonkers. After hours had passed, lots of candy had been eaten, and dancing had been done, Foxy had turned in for the night. Foxy had fallen asleep almost instantly once he reached his cove and had slept soundly that night. Now, he was facing another night, November now taking its course in place of October.
Foxy could barely remember all the details of the party, but he knew it had been insane. He had never expected such a zany party for ONE HOLIDAY. However, he did remember the trick-or-treaters.
Heh, so many trick-or-treaters came, thinking they'd get candy! Foxy thought, chuckling softly. He could remember that many dumb kids that had knocked on the glass doors, and how the animatronics had made a game on it; they would scare them away one by one. Ah, that was great, that was awesome.
"Alright, time to see how everyone's doing." Foxy declared as he finally opened his eyes. His cove curtains were already drawn open, as he had been too out-of-mind to remember to close them last night. "I wonder how they feel." Foxy slowly got to his feet and then began stumbling around, dizzy.
"Woah, I'm tired. Really tired..." Foxy moaned, but managed to keep himself awake. He stood there for a moment, gathering his strength, then lumbered out of his cove and into the main room. The main room was a slight mess: scattered bowls once full of candy laid all over the ground, empty bottles of root beer sat on many tables.
"Hold on, what the?! Um, why is there candy all over the ground?" Foxy exclaimed. He knew he would have to clean that all up. He looked at the stage. Freddy and Baby were onstage, Freddy in the middle and Baby to his left, but they were both deactivated, facing the ground with their eyes closed. "Baby? Freddy?" They did not wake up. "Oh no! They're still asleep?!" Foxy approached them. "Guys, wake up! I need help cleaning!" But they were silent, except for soft snoring from Freddy.
"Ugh, I guess I'll start all by myself, you lazy robots!" Foxy grumbled. "I guess they're tired too. Oh, whatever." He rooted behind the counter of the nearby stand and got a red bag to put everything in. He began to pick up the bowls and bottles and put them in the bag. "Ugh, so much candy! Man, they must have partied after I went to sleep." He picked up a few candy bowls on the stage. "There's even some up here near Freddy!" Foxy looked up and saw Freddy was still holding a piece of chicken as he slept. "Really, Freddy? Chicken?" He examined him and Baby for a moment. I find it cute that they're on stage together. They're probably in some kind of romance. How cute! he mocked inside his head.
The candy bowls in the main room were cleared. Okay, let's check the kitchen. Foxy walked over to the kitchen and entered it. The kitchen, thankfully, was clean of any bowls or bottles. Oh, nothing in the kitchen. Foxy stared at the trash chute for a brief moment, then turned away. No, I'll leave Garbage alone. He's probably tired too, thanks to all the candy we threw down there. Or maybe he's wired. One of the two.
Foxy exited the kitchen and walked around the main room again. Okedokely, let's see. Any in the bouncy house? Foxy peeked into the bouncy house and was relieved to see that it was also clean. Ugh, thank goodness there isn't! If there had, that would have been a nuisance to clean up.
Foxy went back into the main room...and was surprised to see a bowl of candy canes on the ground near the hallway.
WHAT? Candy canes? Why are there candy canes on the ground?! It's not even CHRISTMAS yet!
"Okay, who had candy canes?!" Foxy shouted to Freddy and Baby on the stage. No response. "Guys! Guys! Ugh, they're still out." Foxy put the candy canes in the bag, and turned around towards the hall-
"AAH!' Foxy screamed. Puppet was standing there. "Hey, don't sneak up on me like that!"
"You're the one who had a scary face!" Puppet shot back.
"Well, you're a shiny Puppet face, and...and..." Foxy stuttered, trying to insult him back. "...I don't know what to say about you. I really don't."
"Same here, buddy. What are you up to, anyhow?"
"Cleaning up. Apparently, you guys were partying, or THEY were partying..." He pointed at the deactivated Freddy and Baby onstage. "...WAY past when I went to sleep."
"You don't remember what happened?"
"No, what?"
"You were a party MONSTER."
Foxy gasped. He must have been so insane that night to have forgotten his actions. Foxy was dreading whatever he had done that night.
"Oh man, how much candy did I have? Was it SO MUCH that I don't even remember anything?"
"Yes, obviously! You were INSANE that night! You were bouncing off the walls, and going higher in the bouncy house than anyone has ever gone before!"
"Oh yeah, and that's when I hit my head on the top of it! That's right!" Foxy could remember him bouncing in there like a maniac and then colliding with the ceiling, which he guessed had contributed to his early bedtime. "Oh man, remember when we were scaring the trick-or-treaters that came to the door and stealing all of their candy?"
"Yep! Man, that was awesome!"
"I thought they were open, and they kept going: TRICK-OR-TREAT!" Foxy laughed at the top of his robotic lungs. "Yeah, right! Oh, that was just priceless! But there's a bunch of trash everywhere! You wanna help me clean it? I REALLY need help, there's trash everywhere!" Foxy peeked into the hall behind Puppet, where yet more bowls were scattered all over the floor. "And there's more behind you!"
"I'm all up for that!"
"Wow, really?!"
"I actually live for that type of stuff!"
"Oh, thank you so-"
"But I can't do that right now."
"...What?"
"I can't. You see, I have some very big things happening." Foxy tried to keep listening, but Freddy was snoring even louder now. Foxy wanted to quiet him.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on!" Foxy hushed Puppet and glanced back at the stage. "FREDDY, STOP SNORING! IT'S REALLY, REALLY LOUD!" The snoring went quiet, but Freddy remained asleep. "Ugh, sorry about that."
"It's alright."
"But what do you have that's more important then helping me clean? I really, really need some help."
"It's a secret. I'll tell you in the future."
"Ugh, fine, fine, fine!" Foxy groaned, upset that Puppet was once again getting out of doing work.
"Alright, well, you have fun cleaning!" Puppet shouted as he walked away.
Ugh, I guess I'll have to ask Ballora if she can help. Foxy sighed inside his thoughts. Hopefully she's awake.
As he cleaned out the candy bowls, he checked the four doorways on that part of the hall and peeked into the rooms inside of them. Thankfully enough, they were also clean.
Wow, no trash in any of those rooms? I'm kind of shocked. That's crazy.
Foxy entered the central hall, and immediately came upon another bowl of candy canes.
More candy canes?! Are you serious? Who gives out candy canes on HALLOWEEN? Come on, guys!
He walked towards Ballora's room, cleaning up the candy bowls here and there. He peeked inside the open doors to the party room the animatronic had celebrated Ballora's birthday in last night, which still was full of presents.
Ah, man, Ballora! Really? C'mon, clean up your trash!
He passed by it and walked to Ballora's room door.
"Ballora! Ballora!" He called. He pulled on the handle...but it wouldn't open. "Are you serious? Ballora!" He tugged on it again, but it remained locked.
Foxy peeked through the windows in the door and saw that Ballora was inside the room, turned away from the door as she danced silently.
"Hey, Ballora!" Ballora gave a brief sideways glance towards the door, then turned back towards the wall and kept dancing as if Foxy had never been there. "Ugh, she's ignoring me again." Foxy tried to think about why. "Did I get into a fight with her last night? I dunno."
He gave up trying to get her attention and stepped away from the door. He walked down the hall to Puppet's room, which was even worse: candy wrappers were strewn across the hallway ground.
More?! Now there's paper wrappers on the ground? Ugh, man! This must have been my fault. He picked them up, one by one, and then noticed more trash: bits of coal candy were strewn in some places too. Coal?! Okay, whoever's putting Christmas stuff around must have many bad ideas that night! I don't even like this kind of candy!
He picked up the line of wrappers, which led into Puppet's room. As Foxy came in, he noticed that Puppet was sitting on of the chairs nearby the stage.
"Ballora's ignoring me, Puppet!"
"What?"
"Yeah, I can't even open her door! She's just ignoring me and dancing around like she owns this place! She's always all: Hey, I'm Ballora, and I'm better than everyone!
"Don't tell her this, but she secretly is. I mean, have you seen yourself in the mirror?"
"C'mon, I'm beautiful!"
"Well, I didn't say you weren't, but...she's a level up from that."
"Oh, do you have a little crush on Ballora?" Foxy asked playfully.
"No, I don't!" Puppet denied, blushing a little.
"Yeah, you do!"
"No!"
"I'm gonna tell her!"
"Well, no, I...I'm gonna go the restroom!" Foxy followed Puppet as he charged into the girl's restroom and dropped a few wrappers along the way, which Foxy gaped at. Then Puppet came out. "Whoops, wrong restroom." He charged into the boy's restroom instead.
"Um, Puppet." Foxy said sternly, not too pleased about the wrappers Puppet dropped. Foxy went into the bathroom and near the closed stall. "Puppet."
"Occupied!" Puppet shouted automatically.
"What is this?" Foxy asked roughly, holding the wrappers above the stall door so Puppet could see them.
"Leave me alone, I'm busy!"
"You're not using the bathroom, and I know that. Don't lie to me." Puppet sheepishly opened the stall and came out. Foxy held up the wrappers again. "Why were you dropping wrappers while you were walking?"
"I don't know what you're talking about." Puppet replied. "I don't even eat candy. I can't eat sugar, and stuff." Puppet began to leave the restroom.
"This is yours, get back here!" Foxy ordered Puppet as chased him out of the bathroom and down the hall. "What do you think you're going?!"
"I swear, I don't know what you're talking about! Leave me alone!" Puppet dropped even more wrappers as he ran.
"Hey, you did it again!" Foxy cried angrily as he picked up the wrappers and kept on the chase. "You're dropping more of them! Oh, come on!"
"Those aren't mine, they were there when I got here!" Puppet claimed anxiously as they stopped near the main room.
"They're falling out of your pockets!" Foxy complained, noticing the tiny makeshift pockets sewn into the suit area by Puppet's hips. Puppet just whimpered silently. "Just jump, and you'll see them." Puppet jumped up and down, causing more wrappers to tumble from his pockets and onto the floor. "See, look at that! They're just falling right our of your pockets!" Foxy picked them all up.
"No, Freddy put them there!" Puppet reasoned as they entered the main room. He pointed an accusing finger at the deactivated Freddy.
"Lies."
"He put them there."
"Lies!"
"He's trying to sabotage me and my plans!"
"So wait, did you make this gigantic mess around the pizzeria?! Was that you?!"
"Uh.." Puppet twiddled his thumbs. "...would you be mad if I said yes?"
"A little, because you're not helping me clean it up!" Foxy responded, facepalming exasperatedly.
"Well..." Puppet mumbled nervously. "You're a good friend, and friends help each other out, right?"
"Ugh, I guess so."
"So let's clean up together." Puppet decided, patting Foxy's shoulder and smiling. "I'll go to my room, and you stay here and clean up the rest, yeah?"
"I already cleaned up everything!" Foxy exclaimed, knowing full well that Puppet was trying to get out of doing work again. "You just left it for me! And there's no mess in your room, your house is spotless-"
"Hey look, everything's clean now!" Puppet interrupted, grinning falsely. "We did a great job together!" He turned away and stared at the ceiling.
"Puppet, look at me."
Puppet faced Foxy again. "Yes?"
"I, me, Foxy, Funtime Foxy to be correct-"
"Us, together, did this."
"No, I did this on my own, by myself."
"Hmm. I guess you can take most of the credit. We can split it sixty/forty! Sixty/forty sound right?"
"No, of course not! Man, this reminds me of the other situation back at the old location, where you left me to clean up the mess by myself after one security guard night! You were all 'Oh, I'll be right back', but you disappeared for HOURS!"
"Hmm." Puppet muttered. Foxy sighed. This reminded him of his old suit. He had told himself he wouldn't miss it anymore, but...he still did. He had gotten accustomed to his new costume, but his old suit had many memories in it.
"I really miss my old suit." Foxy mentioned, sad.
"I also miss my old box." Puppet commented, also sad.
"Yeah, it was a lot more cramped, wasn't it?"
"Yep..."
"Eh."
"Well, that was some awesome bonding time! So, eighty/twenty, then?"
"Um, how about one hundred/zero?"
"Ninety-nine/one?"
Foxy groaned. "Sure, sure."
Puppet cheered happily. "Yay, I helped!"
"Ugh." Foxy grumbled, not wanting Puppet to take credit for something he didn't do. Foxy knew he didn't have a choice, though; Puppet was very persistent. Foxy stared at Freddy and Baby, deactivated on stage, and decided to mention them to Puppet. "Well, do you realize what's going on with those two? Look at them." They went up on stage and got near the two of them. "They're still asleep." Foxy stared at them, wanting so badly to prank them, but he knew that with Baby there, it would be suicide. "I kind of want to prank all of them, but I get the feeling that if we did, Baby would be very angry with us."
"Yeah, I know. She gets mad pretty easily." Puppet replied, nodding.
"Yeah, and plus, she had Ballora's help, so, uh..."
"Yep, I know that too. If we upset one of them, they might just both team up on us to prank us super hard."
"And if she's dating Freddy like I think she is, then...it would be even worse of a situation."
"Yeah, of course it would."
Foxy crouched down to look at Freddy's face. His eyes were open, but yet empty and unactive. They were bright blue, and Foxy had to admit, they were also nice-looking.
"Wow, I didn't realize this, but he has very pretty blue eyes."
Puppet crouched down to look too. "Yeah, he does."
"Yeah."
"And he's even got that hat on his head." Puppet mentioned, pointing at the little black top hat on Freddy's head. "It looks kinda like a cowboy hat, I think. Maybe he's a cowboy."
"It's a top hat, but if he is a cowboy, I'd believe it. He does ride around sometimes, going: 'Hi ho, Silver!'. It's really weird."
"Mmm-hmm. Do you wanna prank him?"
"No, no, I'm gonna lay down." Foxy moaned as he slowly began to inch towards his room, wanting so badly to sleep. "I'm not feeling too awake right now..."
"Wait, no! I have an idea!" Puppet cut in, grabbing Foxy by the arm to stop him from leaving. "Follow me."
"Where?"
"We should go see Garbage and say hello."
"Ugh, fine, fine."
They walked into the kitchen and neared the trapdoor.
"Let's be careful, though." Puppet mentioned, wary. "He's probably still jittery and stuff." Foxy opened the chute. "Hey, back up a little bit. I'm gonna do something." Foxy backed away from the chute. Puppet approached it. "I'm just gonna throw this down there for him." Puppet threw down a large amount of wrappers.
"Oh, yeah, I can give him my trash too!" Foxy pointed out, taking out his bag with the garbage in it. "It is the garbage chute." They both started emptying all of their wrappers and candy. "Hey Garbage, presents! Hope you enjoy!"
"Wha?" Garbage stuttered from inside the chute. "Wait, but it's not Christmas yet!"
"I know, right?" Foxy replied as he threw down a few dirty candy canes. "I don't know who keeps taking out this stuff when it's not Christmas, but it's all yours now. Enjoy."
"Aw, sweet! Thanks! I really appreciate it!" Silence for a moment. "Can I go home?"
"Nope. You're ours, remember? That's the deal."
"No, we never agreed to anything!"
"Uh, yeah, you did." Foxy lied, smirking. "You were all like: 'Oh yeah, I'm gonna stay here forever, because you guys are awesome'."
"Ugh, I'll get out of here one day!" Garbage said irritably. "You'll see! And then, you'll pay."
"Hey, maybe we can put him in an animatronic body." Foxy suggested to Puppet.
"How would we get him out of the hole, though?" Puppet asked calmly. Foxy thought for a moment. They couldn't get Garbage upstairs, so how could they get a suit on him? Foxy wondered if Garbage would wear one willingly.
"Hey, if we threw down an animatronic costume, would you wear it?" Foxy inquired, hopefully.
"Could you throw down fifty of them so I could make a stack and climb out?"
"No, of course not." Foxy replied instantly. Not only would that be letting Garbage escape, but he was aware that if they did have any costumes at all, there wouldn't be fifty. "If we find any free ones, though, we might throw them down to you. But remember: the spring lock system will HURT if it collapses on you."
Foxy was already aware that suits worn by humans had to be of the spring lock variety, or else the many gizmos would crush the wearer to death. And even then, the spring lock suits were significantly dangerous to wear, with even the slightest trip causing the tons of metal parts locked inside to inject into the person's body.
"I...don't know what that means." Garbage replied confusedly.
"Uh, then don't worry about it." Foxy assured Garbage, not wanting to think about what it would look like if a spring lock suit went haywire while someone was wearing it. "It's gonna be okay."
"Okay, then. Thanks for the...trash, I guess?"
"It's candy from last night!"
"Aww- I mean, yay!"
"Oh, and don't get a toothache. We can't afford a dentist."
"Ah, that's okay. My insurance covers it."
Foxy realized that Garbage would have to keep his teeth clean somehow. He knew Puppet had quite a few toothbrushes, so maybe...
"You should give him one of your toothbrushes, Puppet." Foxy proposed.
"No!" Puppet refused hastily. "I like my toothbrushes."
Foxy sniffed the chute and gagged a bit; it smelled disgusting deeper inside there. "Ugh, he probably smells real bad. We should send him some soap, too."
"Yeah, we should." Puppet concurred, nodding. "In fact, we should just probably clean out the whole garbage system."
"Uh-huh, we could put some water down there." Foxy recommended. "A ton of it."
"Alright, well, I think we should just let him be for now." Puppet decided, closing the chute. Foxy nodded in agreement. They exited the kitchen.
"Okay, now I'm gonna go and sleep, just like everyone else is." Foxy sighed, feeling more tired. "I'm still kind of like, tired, man. I don't know, I can't explain it." They came into Foxy's room and Foxy drew open the curtains.
"Maybe you're crashing from your sugar rush yesterday." Puppet presumed as Foxy lay against the wall of his cove.
"Maybe-" Foxy began, then began shaking a little as static buzzed from his mouth for a moment. He gasped as soon as it ended. "...what was that?"
"You just freaked out there for a second, buddy." Puppet informed Foxy, surprised.
"What are you talking about-" Static buzzed for another split second as Foxy shook a little more for a moment.
"Free me."
"What was that?" Foxy gasped, unsure of what was going on.
"Alright, buddy, it looks like you've had enough." Puppet said, looking at Foxy with concern. "Sweet dreams, buddy!" Puppet left the room.
"Help me."
"Woah, that voice again..." Foxy uttered, surprised that the voice was speaking again. "Can you just leave me alone?"
"I'll be back anyways."
"Okay, Ballora voice..." Foxy sighed. "Sure."
"My name's not Ballora."
"Whatever, whatever!" Foxy groaned, ready to sleep. He closed his curtains. "Ugh, I don't wanna deal with this right now."
"It's okay...sleep now..."
"Okay, night." Foxy mumbled, becoming unaware of everything as he fell asleep...
Chapter 20: Hide and Seek with Ballora
Summary:
Upset that Foxy and Puppet played hide-and-seek without her, Ballora makes the others play another game of it and has them try to find her.
Chapter Text
"Hey, Ballora! Don't ignore me. Hey!"
"What do you want?! I'm trying to practice dancing right now!"
"We have a new friend in the place. You haven't met him yet!"
Inside Puppet's room, Foxy was struggling to get Ballora to pay attention to him. She was standing on top of one of the chairs, dancing as usual. Foxy stood on the stage in the room, trying to get her to listen to him. Puppet silently watched from the sidelines as this happened and Bon-Bon stood a ways away, waiting to be introduced.
Ballora had finally came out of her room, today, so Foxy had taken that as a chance to get her to meet Bon-Bon. She had never met him before, so Foxy wanted to make sure they were acquainted.
"Who, Puppet?" Ballora looked over at Puppet. "Hey, Puppet. I already know you."
"Hey, Ballora!" Puppet replied cheerfully.
"Nope, not him. Behind you." Foxy ushered her.
"Yeah, behind you!" Bon-Bon yelled eagerly.
"Who said that?" Ballora asked, turning back around at Foxy curiously.
"I did!" Bon-Bon called. Ballora finally noticed Bon-Bon, and she seemed surprised. Bon-Bon came up to them. "Hi! My name is Bonnie, but you can call me Bon-Bon the cute little bunny, because I am ADORABLE!"
"Woah." Foxy murmured, not liking the eccentric way Bon-Bon way being right now. "That's not right."
"What is that thing?" Ballora asked Foxy quietly as she inched near him.
"Um, well, he used to be our size, but um, since we got moved here, he's a lot shorter and has been acting a lot weirder-"
"What are you guys talking about?" Bon-Bon cut in, popping up next to them. Foxy and Ballora screamed and both backed away quickly. "Guys?"
"Um, do you mind giving me some space?" Ballora inquired Bon-Bon, waving him away. "I don't like anyone being in my personal bubble space."
"No, I don't mind." Bon-Bon responded, nodding politely.
"Puppet, you're too close." Ballora informed Puppet, who had changed his position to the other side of the room and was near the chairs were everybody else were.
"Ah, I'm sorry." Puppet apologized, stepping further away from Ballora. He looked over at Bon-Bon and gasped. "Hey, that's my chair, the chair I always sit on!"
"Eh, I don't care if it was your chair." Bon-Bon replied smugly. "It's mine now."
"Bon-Bon, be nice!" Foxy told Bon-Bon. Foxy wasn't appreciating the rude was Bon-Bon was being to the others, and he wanted to end that sort of behavior.
"I don't want to be nice."
"Wow, I like this guy." Ballora commented, deeply impressed. She turned to Bon-Bon. "Hey, you're pretty cool."
"I like you too! You're pretty cool as well."
"Um, yeah." Ballora stopped smiling and shook her head. "We still can't be friends, though. I still really don't like you completely."
"Why not?!" Bon-Bon exclaimed. He rushed over to Foxy. "Foxy, why doesn't she like me?!"
"I-I don't know." Foxy responded. He didn't understand why Ballora didn't still completely like Bon-Bon.
"Can you be my friend, please?" Bon-Bon asked, turning to Ballora again. "Please?!"
"Um..." Ballora murmured, trying to think of a response.
"Say no. Say no." Puppet whispered in her ear, clearly still disliking Bon-Bon to the core.
"Uh, woah!" Ballora backed a pace away from Puppet. "Say, Puppet, is that your Puppet? You know, Bon-Bon? You should control him."
"It's not! It crawled out of the toilet. I don't know what it is."
"The toilet? Did he come out of the girl's toilet?"
"I don't know, but it's gross." Puppet stepped away from Ballora.
"I don't think Puppet likes me." Bon-Bon told Foxy sadly. "I don't really like him either. Can we get rid of him, Foxy? Can I replace him?"
"I can hear you!" Ballora shouted, glaring at Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon glared back at Ballora.
"I'm not talking about you!" Bon-Bon sighed and turned back to Foxy. "Foxy, help!"
"I can't help you out with this one." Foxy informed him. "She thinks it's you!"
"No, I'm talking about Puppet- I mean, poop!"
"See?! It even talks about poop!" Puppet pointed out dramatically as he walked over to Bon-Bon.
"Did it really come out of the toilet?" Ballora asked.
"I told you what happened- wait, you weren't there." Bon-Bon realized. "Um, well, what happened was: I was in a dark room, then I went up a pipe, and I came out of the toilet. It wasn't by choice, though! I didn't like it."
"It was 100% by choice!" Puppet claimed irritably. "You could have just stayed in there."
"You don't like me."
There was a brief silence.
"ANYWAYS!" Ballora cut in loudly. "Enough about, uh...what's his name? Boonie? Boneie?"
"BON-BON!" Bon-Bon screamed, furious.
"Uh, Bon-Bon! Right!" Ballora went on.
"Wait, question! I have a question!" Bon-Bon raised his small hand.
"Okay, okay! Answer!"
"Where's Freddy?"
"Oh, you still care about him?" Foxy asked, surprised to see Bon-Bon asking about Freddy despite his declaration yesterday that they were no longer friends.
"No! Nope! Not at all!"
"Wait, weren't you like, Freddy's best friend or something?" Ballora asked Bon-Bon.
"Not anymore!" Bon-Bon looked at Foxy happily. "I'm Foxy's best friend now."
"No, I am!" Puppet rushed to Foxy side. "I'M Foxy's best friend."
"Don't get jealous, it's okay." Bon-Bon said contemptuously, smiling at Puppet mockingly. "I'm better than you in every which way!"
Foxy chose to ignore that that sentence had rhymed; he needed to draw their attention away from such a distasteful topic.
"Okay, we're going to ignore this topic right now!" Foxy yelled, pushing them away from each other. He walked over to Ballora onstage. "Bon-Bon, be good."
"I don't want to." Bon-Bon replied gruffly, shaking his head as he sat down on one of the many chairs in front of the stage and relaxed.
Foxy overlooked the hand-puppet's statement, he didn't care about it right now. He wanted to start asking Ballora about Baby.
"So, Ballora." Foxy began, eyeing the ballerina. "As I realized, you were talking to Baby the other day!"
"Um..." Ballora muttered, looking from side to side in an attempt to cease eye contact with Foxy.
"Are her and Freddy dating?" Foxy still had the same question from days ago on his mind. The vague and undescriptive answer Freddy had given yesterday did not satisfy him, and since Ballora regularly spoke with Baby, Foxy was hoping that she would be willing to give him a better answer.
"Um, well, see..." Ballora stammered, reluctant to provide an answer to such a intrusive question. "...me and Baby, we spoke for a little bit. And, you know, certain things came up about certain people being together, but I'm not talking about Baby and Freddy. Of course not."
"Ooo, ooo!" Foxy knew he was getting somewhere with this conversation, so he decided to ask a different question. "Who do you have a crush on?"
"Is it me?!" Bon-Bon asked questionably.
"No, not you! I just met you!" Ballora responded, gazing at Bon-Bon as if he was a weirdo. "Um, yeah, but it's not about Freddy and Baby!"
"But really, do you have a crush?" Foxy asked, grinning mischievously.
"No!" Ballora denied immediately.
"I think you do!"
"No, I don't have a crush on any of you! You guys are too weird. You have cooties! I don't like cooties, they mess up my dancing."
"Wait, she said any of US. That means anybody in this ROOM!" Puppet theorized. "She has a crush on Freddy, then!"
"I knew it! I knew it!" Bon-Bon shouted suddenly.
"Huh? What'd you know?" Foxy asked him.
"That boxes are cool." Bon-Bon looked over at Puppet's box and the many crates surrounding it with interest.
"Um..." Foxy and Ballora stuttered, confused.
"Don't touch my box!" Puppet exclaimed, rushing over to Bon-Bon quickly. "You're not allowed to go anywhere NEAR my box."
"Aw, man! Come on!" Bon-Bon whined. "They look so cool! But why's that one say Ennard on it?"
Foxy perked up. "What'd you say?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all. It's only really just mixed-up letters. I don't know what it means."
"Okay..." Foxy didn't hear what Bon-Bon had said clearly enough, so he decided to disregard it. He was sure that it wasn't anything too important.
"He's weird." Ballora commented. Puppet walked over to them.
"He's a little off still." Foxy explained to her in a hushed voice. "I think he still doesn't know what's happening."
"I can hear you, guys!" Bon-Bon shouted over to Foxy, Puppet, and Ballora.
"Woah! Uh, we weren't talking about you, I swear."
"Was that chicken I just saw in your hands, Puppet?" Ballora asked Puppet curiously.
"No, it wasn't!" Puppet replied hastily.
"Did you go through Freddy's chicken box again?"
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS CHICKEN?!" Bon-Bon screamed, sick of hearing about Freddy's chicken eating habits.
"Okay, I do have chicken." Puppet revealed, showing it in his hands before hiding it in his makeshift pockets again. "I was just hiding so that next time I see him, he won't try to impose anything on us."
"Right..." Ballora murmured.
"Yeah..." Foxy muttered.
"Actually, now that I think about it: do either of you guys have a cell phone?"
"Um, no! Not at all!" Foxy lied, not wanting to admit to Puppet that he had already lost the phone earlier. He knew Puppet would be really sad if he found out.
"No?"
"I don't have a cell phone."
"You don't?"
"No."
"Wait!" Puppet cut in, looking at Foxy dejectedly. "You lost the cell phone I gave you?"
"No, I didn't lose it! I just, uh, misplaced it!" Foxy asserted carefully.
"He dropped it in the water." Bon-Bon commented.
"BON-BON!"
"We played hide and seek together with it!" Puppet reminded Foxy sadly. Foxy gasped.
"No, wait! Don't say that near-"
"YOU GUYS PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK WITHOUT ME?!" Ballora roared in fury.
"Oh, great! Now you've REALLY done it!" Foxy chastised Puppet, annoyed.
"You guys didn't invite me, Ballora, the most amazing person in the world?! You didn't invite ME?!" Foxy winced at the sound of her loud voice.
"Yeesh, and she wonders why we didn't invite her." He told Puppet. "But, Ballora, he said you guys were playing too! But I couldn't find you!"
"I wasn't playing, I was practicing my dancing like I'm supposed to! Really, you should all be practicing too, and then when the next security guard comes, we can give him a show!" She grinned earnestly.
"She has a point." Foxy admit to Puppet.
Puppet was silent for a moment, then smiled anxiously. "Ah, I mean, it was bonding time! For me and Foxy!"
"Bonding time?!"
Bon-Bon smiled. "Yeah, bonding time-"
"You be quiet, Bon-Bon! This is BALLORA time now, and I'm gonna go hide! You guys are gonna come find me!"
"Um, I don't think we have time for this." Foxy stuttered, having other things on his mind at the moment. He didn't really want to play hide and seek with Ballora.
"Well, guess what?" Ballora went right up in Foxy's face, squinting at him. "We're making time now."
"Woah, uh-"
"BYE BYE!" Ballora ran off to the hall cheerily, finding a place to go hide somewhere.
"Oh, are you serious?! Ugh..." Foxy groaned. Now he would have to go to the effort of finding Ballora instead of doing the things HE wanted to do. He felt annoyed.
"Wow, she's really, really demanding." Bon-Bon said, surprised.
"Yeah, she's demanding." Foxy sighed.
"She's fast, too!" Puppet added.
"What are we gonna do now?" Bon-Bon questioned Foxy confusedly. "Are we just gonna let her hide?"
"Yeah, we should purposely not find her." Foxy suggested, grinning as he hatched a revenge plan inside his mind. "She can go hide for days. Good thing she can't hear us-"
"Come out and find me!" Ballora's voice called from elsewhere in the pizzeria. The group froze for a moment, then Foxy sighed even deeper.
"There's no reason to find her, though. Like, seriously, no reason at all." Foxy deduced.
"Yep, no reason." Bon-Bon agreed thoughtfully.
"Unless she has your phone, y'know." Puppet mentioned.
"Oh, wait. That IS a good reason." Foxy piped up, worried that Ballora secretly had his phone. If she did, they would have to find her, otherwise Foxy could never get it back. And he didn't want to go on about how he had actually dropped it in water. "It's not like I dropped it in the water-"
"Yeah, you did."
"SHUT UP, Bon-Bon!"
"...whatever."
"Ha, he told you!" Puppet cheered, happy to see Bon-Bon put down.
Foxy and co. headed down into the hallway, starting the search for Ballora.
"Okay, where could she be?" Foxy wondered as he inspected the area. He went near the girl's room. "Okay, she's DEFINTELY not in the girl's room, 'cause I can't and won't go in there." He walked over to the boy's bathroom instead. "Maybe she's in the...no, she wouldn't go into the boy's room. She hates it in there."
"DON'T GO IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!" Ballora shouted to them strictly.
"Oh, why not?" Foxy asked, starting to become suspicious now.
"Because you're not allowed in there. Duh."
"Okay, if she's saying this, that means she might be in there. Bon-Bon, you go." Foxy wanted to make somebody else go in. He hated being caught in the girl's bathroom, so he decided to keep trying to take every step possible to avoid going in there.
"I'm not going in there!" Bon-Bon refused. "You think I'm dumb enough to do that?! I've already been in a bathroom enough times to not want to go in there again!"
"Okay...Puppet, you go."
"I went in last time, though!" Puppet exclaimed.
"You went in once already, you can do it again." Puppet sighed and began to shuffle into the girl's bathroom.
"It's more than once. It's been, like, three times now..." He grumbled as he went in.
"I'm behind you, man, it's okay." Foxy said as he followed Puppet inside, feeling sympathetic enough for him to help him out. The bathroom, at the very least, had a pleasant fruity scent that made it much nicer to traverse. "If there's any traps, though, you're going to have to trigger them first. Thanks for that."
"Alright, I'm opening the stall..." Puppet slowly opened the stall door...to find it empty. "She's not here!" Foxy and Puppet screamed and quickly left the bathroom.
"Ha ha ha, got you!" Ballora taunted them, full of herself.
"Ugh...well, it least it smelled good in there." Foxy said, happy to see that the bathroom was clean.
"Yeah, it did." Bon-Bon added. "It smelled like cherries and watermelons and candy!"
"Don't eat my candy." Ballora called to them.
"Wait, does that mean there's actually candy in there?" Foxy wondered, curious as to why food would be in the bathroom.
"Ballora, you keep food in the restroom?" Puppet asked, repulsed. "That's gross."
"Yeah." Foxy agreed, thinking the same thing. He and the gang headed further down the hallway.
"Well, me and Baby like to have food while we're...uh, talking." Ballora explained quietly. Foxy came to the other side of the hall, with the party rooms (two to the right of Ballora's door and one to the left of the door) to the sides and Ballora's rooms directly ahead. The party rooms, for some reason, had their doors opened instead of closed like they usually were.
"She's not in here..." Foxy muttered as he checked the closer party room on the right; Ballora wasn't hidden there. He checked the left party room, but it was the same case.
"Why are all the doors open?" Puppet inquired Foxy confusedly as Foxy checked the further party room on the right and then went away from it (Ballora wasn't there either).
"Wait...you didn't open all of these doors?" Foxy had thought Puppet had opened these doors earlier, but now he had the sneaking suspicion that he was wrong.
"No."
"I didn't open-" Foxy paused as he noticed that Ballora's door was open too. "What the...this is not cool." He and the others went into the room, which Ballora also wasn't in. However, something caught Foxy's eye.
The double doors to the left of Ballora's stage, which had been locked for a while, were wide open.
"Wait a minute, those doors are open?!" Foxy ran into the room. It was a backstage room, but there wasn't much to it. The floors were wooden to resemble the stage and the walls striped with red and white. One corner of the room was completely cut off by a large brown vent that went into the ceiling. Foxy ran to get a closer look; the iron bars that might have once blocked the vent were pushed open, granting passage to the new vent system. "Guys! There's another vent system over here!"
They looked inside the vent. There was a ladder which led up to the upper part of the system. However, Foxy doubted that Ballora was up there; she wasn't too good with heights.
"I don't think she's up there, though." Foxy said.
"Yeah, she's scared of heights, I think." Puppet mentioned as he looked at the ladder.
"Let's go look elsewhere." They exited the backstage.
"You know, maybe she is up there and she's just tricking us." Bon-Bon speculated.
"Um, that is a good point, but I still have the feeling that she's not up there." Foxy admit, going back to his 'search the other areas' plan. "Okay, back to looking around to see if we can find her." They left the room and went down the hall again.
"MARCO!" Foxy called, hoping that the 'Marco Polo' ploy would help them find Ballora faster.
"Polo!"
"Not you, Bon-Bon! I'm trying to yell at Ballora! Ugh...MARCO!"
"Polo!"
"I SAID I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, BON-BON!"
"Sorry."
"MARCO!"
"Ballora!" Ballora finally replied from somewhere else in the pizzeria.
"That's not how it goes!" Puppet called her out, frowning.
"Well, now it is!" Ballora declared stiffly. Foxy decided the next course of action was to check the smaller hall with the four doors and the main rooms (and its connecting rooms). He went down the hallway, checking every room in each of the doorways, but not finding Ballora. The rooms themselves, strangely enough, were still empty. They had basic checker pattern floor and yellow-white striped walls to match the smaller hallway and the main room, but they had no décor. Foxy knew that these rooms just hadn't been used for anything yet, but he still found it odd.
The doors of the rooms were already open, too, further causing suspicion.
"She's not in there...or there...and not there, either..." Foxy mumbled as he peeked inside each room.
"I think I see her!" Bon-Bon shouted suddenly.
"Where? Where?!"
"Actually, I lied. Sorry."
"Bon-Bon, you're not making this any easier." Foxy groaned, sick of Bon-Bon's obnoxious antics. He checked the fourth room (Ballora wasn't there) and turned around only to abruptly step back, Puppet was right there. Foxy noticed that Puppet didn't have eyes; at least, not like he did. His 'eyes' were the eyeholes cut in the mask, but with no actual eyeballs behind it, which gave Foxy an idea. "Woah, Puppet, I can see right into your eyes. They're empty and cold..."
"Hey, that's not nice."
"Actually, I'm joking. Heh heh." Foxy laughed, satisfied with his joke.
"Why would you be joking at a time like this?" Puppet asked irritably as they searched the main room. "You lost a phone that I gifted you."
"Okay, she's not in here either." Foxy muttered as he checked the bounce house. He started bouncing in the bounce house. "Hey, this is pretty fun. We could actually just stay in here and bounce the whole time."
"Good point. Let's just stay here." Puppet agreed as he came in and began to bounce too.
"Can I come in, guys?" Bon-Bon asked as he peeked into the room. "Yeah, I'm coming in! No stopping me!" Bon-Bon came into the bounce house.
"No! No! Out!" Puppet shooed Bon-Bon immediately. "You have to be a certain height to ride!"
"Nope, I'm in here now! Yay!" Bon-Bon cheered as he followed behind Foxy.
"Well, you have no legs, so you can't really bounce." Foxy mentioned as he stared down at the legless hand-puppet.
"That's true." Bon-Bon sighed.
"Okay, we should just go back to looking for her." Foxy went back into the main room. "She might be breaking something right now. It is Ballora we're talking about here." Foxy continued the search, checking more parts of the main room and his own room, but still not finding Ballora.
"I'm careful, okay?" Ballora's voice called. "I don't break anything at all-" CRASH! "-Oh! Oops. Uh, I mean, nothing! I didn't break a cup or anything!"
"What'd you do?!" Foxy exclaimed, concerned. He had heard the sound coming from somewhere on the other side of the general area. He checked Freddy's closet and found it empty before he gasped; the kitchen door was wide open. "Oh, she's in the kitchen!"
"Is she?" Puppet asked.
"Yeah!" Foxy ran into the kitchen, Puppet and Bon-Bon close behind. The metal rubble of a cup lay on the floor of the kitchen. "Huh, I don't see her.." Foxy looked around the kitchen and the break room next to it, but didn't find her. "Where is she-"
"SHE'S UP THERE, YOU IDIOT!" Bon-Bon exclaimed as he pointed in a direction. "I CAN SEE HER RIGHT THERE, LOOK AT HER!"
"Woah, calm down. I'm looking-" Foxy looked up at the cabinets on the wall furthest from the kitchen door; Ballora was standing up there. "Oh, there you are!"
"AAH!" Ballora screamed in surprise. "Um, no! I'm not here!" She ran along the cabinets to try to get out of his gaze.
"How'd you get up there?"
"Um...my super dancing-jumping skills?"
"Yeah, all of the jumping and dancing in the bounce house must have really payed off." Puppet commented perkily.
"Um, I think she crawled up there somehow, actually." Foxy guessed, doubtful of Ballora's skill to jump high enough to get up there.
"I didn't crawl at all, how would I?" Ballora told them. "I jumped with my ballerina jumping skills!"
"No, I think you just climbed up there." Bon-Bon cut in abruptly. "You're a bad liar."
"I don't lie!" Ballora growled, looking offended. "Ballora never lies!"
"Uh, you lied the other day when I asked you if you ate my candy." Foxy pointed out, remembering that time rather NOT fondly. "You told me you didn't...and it was actually still in your hand."
"Um...I don't know what you're talking about." Ballora shook her head quickly.
"If you think about it, she technically didn't lie." Puppet explained thoughtfully. "The candy was still in her hand. She didn't eat it."
"Don't help her, you stupid puppet." Bon-Bon threatened Puppet coldly.
Puppet looked down at Bon-Bon, seeming to have only just noticed him. "Why are you still here?"
"CUZ."
"Oop, I'm gone AGAIN!" Ballora interrupted them suddenly. Foxy suddenly became aware of Ballora, and realized that he had allowed himself to be distracted by Puppet and Bon-Bon. He looked back up at the cabinets, but it was too late; Ballora had scrambled out of the kitchen.
"Oh no!" Foxy cried as he and the others ran back into the main room, but she had already gotten away.
"We weren't paying attention!" Puppet exclaimed, angry.
"I know, I know!"
Puppet gazed at Bon-Bon in even more disgust than before. "This is all your fault, Bon-Bon!"
"No, it's not my fault!" Bon-Bon whined. "Don't blame this on ME!" Bon-Bon ran back into the kitchen. "You know what? I'm staying in here."
"Okay, you can stay there, then..." Foxy checked his room again, but then Bon-Bon came running back to them.
"Actually, I changed my mind! I'm back!"
"Okay, good for you..." Foxy muttered, not listening to Bon-Bon as he stopped in the main room and faced the others. "I don't want to have to do this search the hard way again, so let's rule some places out. She's obviously not in the kitchen, or my room, or the break room, or anywhere in the main room. She's not in the bouncy house, because if she had been there, she would have gotten stuck and would be screaming and crying for us already."
"Come out, come out, wherever you are-" Ballora's taunting voice stopped mid-sentence. "Is that even how it goes? I can't remember."
"No, we're supposed to say that." Foxy informed her as he and the gang went back down the smaller hall. "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
"I have an idea." Puppet whispered into Foxy's ear, then stepped away from him. Puppet cupped his hands over his mouth and shouted: "Ballora, I have free tickets to a dance party! Come out if you want them!" The group came into the central hall.
Ballora's childish gasp loudly sounded, her love of dancing starting to resonate. "Free tickets?"
"Yeah, for you and one friend! You can take Baby!"
"Wow, I...wait, NO! I know this is a trick, Puppet! You can't fool me this time!"
They entered Ballora's room, and Foxy heard banging sounding in the backstage room. He instantly realized that Ballora was back there.
"I hear her!" Foxy shouted as he raced into the backstage room and back to the vent opening; sure enough, Ballora was standing right there. "I found you!"
"Ah, she found me- HE found me, I mean!" Ballora screamed as she raced up the ladder. "Ha ha, you're a girl!"
"She knows our secret! "
"No, not now!" Foxy hushed the voice, wanting it to keep its mouth shut while he handled Ballora. He didn't want to deal with TWO loud-mouthed people things right then. Foxy climbed up the ladder into the vent, and raced down the hallway.
"Get her. Give me her body."
"Stop it, voice in my head!" Foxy didn't have time to chastise the voice anymore as Ballora came running from the other end of the vent, dodging past Foxy and Puppet and jumping back down the ladder, kicking Bon-Bon on her way out.
"Ouch!" Bon-Bon yelped in pain as he, Foxy, and Puppet came back into Ballora's room, but Ballora had once again fled the scene.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" Ballora roared as her voice became fainter.
"Come back! Stop running!" Foxy griped as he raced back down the hall. "This is NOT part of hide-and-seek!" He was cut off by Ballora groaning as she seemingly stuffed herself somewhere.
"Ah-ha! They'll never find me up here." She chuckled mischievously. "Uh, I mean, down here. Totally not up. Nope."
"Do you think she went into my box?" Puppet asked Foxy as they entered Puppet's room.
"Um...I hope not." Foxy moaned as he checked the water area.
"No, don't worry, I'm not in your stupid box." Ballora called to them. "Your box is boring, anyways."
Puppet simply just mumbled incomprehensibly. Foxy had a vague idea of where Ballora could be, and he wanted to go check it out.
"Yeah, you go check down in your box, Puppet." Foxy instructed. "I'm gonna go check- well, I have an idea of where I might check." Foxy strolled down the hallway, leaving Puppet to his box.
"I think she's in the vents!" Bon-Bon piped up behind Foxy as they entered the main room.
"Bon-Bon!"
"Sorry. I didn't mean to!"
Foxy wasn't listening anymore. He had stopped in his tracks, because he had just found Ballora.
Ballora was stuck up in the bouncy house rafters for the third time. Foxy went into the bouncy house and looked up at her.
"Um..." Was all he could get out as he stared at her. Ballora seemed unaware of Foxy's presence, she was too busy looking around at the rest of the rafters and the ceiling.
"She's not in the vents!" Puppet called to Foxy.
"Yeah, I know...I found her." Bon-Bon approached Foxy and looked up, seeing Ballora up there too.
"They'll never find me here." Ballora muttered confidently as she continued to be unaware of Foxy and Bon-Bon. "They'd never think about this spot! Never in a million years. Tee hee."
"Puppet, can you get over here?" Foxy asked Puppet plainly, wanting him to see this as well.
"Where are you?"
"Take a guess. Where's the one place we'd never look?"
"The bounce house?" Puppet guessed as he came sprinting into the room.
"Yep."
Puppet gasped quietly as he finally saw Ballora stuck up there. Foxy began to bounce, making lots of noise. And then, Ballora finally looked down.
"OH NO, YOU FOUND ME!" She squealed, flabbergasted beyond belief. "How did you guys find me? You would never, ever come here!"
"Um, you kinda walked yourself into this one." Foxy replied rigidly.
"Or maybe she BOUNCED herself into this one!" Puppet cracked, smiling.
"Ha ha ha, good one!"
"That was actually kind of funny. I like that one!" Bon-Bon cheered, grinning ever-so-slightly at Puppet.
"That one was kind of funny." Ballora groaned, not smiling at all. "Almost made me laugh, but not really. Now, I gotta get out of here. Just gotta wiggle out..." Ballora began wiggling, slowly sliding off of the bars.
"Come on, you can do it!" Bon-Bon encouraged her warmly. "I believe in you!"
"Ah, there we go!" Ballora said contently as she dropped down from the rafters. "Much better." The animatronics all bounced around in celebration. Ballora sighed, then shrugged acceptingly. "Ugh, fine. I guess you guys win." She pulled out Foxy's phone.
"Hooray!" Bon-Bon cheered. Bon-Bon stared up at the rafters with interest, then went up to Foxy. "Foxy, I wanna go up there. Can I go up there?"
"Um, no." Foxy refused, not wanting to deal with another stuck animatronic. Foxy bounced over to Ballora. "Okay, can you give me back my phone now?" Ballora seemed hesitant, then quickly hid Foxy's phone behind her back.
"Uh, what phone?" She asked, trying to play dumb. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"I just saw it."
Ballora stared at him for a moment. "Ugh, fine. Here's your phone." She pulled it back out and handed it to Foxy.
"Thank you." Foxy examined the phone and felt satisfied in himself- Foxy paused. His phone had been changed; an app called 'Pokémon GO' was installed on it. Foxy was shocked. He hadn't figured out how to put apps on the phone before, but now one was there. "Wait, how'd you get an app on this? It's called 'Pokémon GO'."
"Um, yeah. I've got a couple of pokemon on there, actually."
"How'd you get Pokémon GO on here? I couldn't get it before!"
"Well, I went into Puppet's room and used his internet to sort of...download it..." She grinned nervously, looking over at Puppet.
"Wow, that Puppet man has a room?" Bon-Bon quipped curiously. "That's really cool! Can I steal it- I mean, look at it?"
"I don't think he'd like it if you stole it from him." Foxy answered simply as Puppet seemed offended by what Bon-Bon had just said.
"I don't know if you can steal his room." Ballora commented. "How would you do that?"
"Yeah, you can't. Don't even try." Puppet grunted roughly as he pushed Bon-Bon.
"Ow, that hurt! Don't push me!" Bon-Bon yelped. "Ow!" Foxy sighed and then noticed Ballora slowly backing out of the bounce house-
"Hey, no. You're not running." Foxy said as they backed her into the main room.
"Ah, what? I wouldn't run from you guys!" Ballora chuckled anxiously. "You guys are my friends!"
"So, how could we hear you so loud and clear when we were ALL THE WAY over in Puppet's room at first?" Foxy asked, wondering how they had always heard Ballora as if she was close, yet where they found her was far away. Puppet and Bon-Bon came over to them as Foxy and Ballora kept arguing.
"I was right next to you the WHOLE time."
"That's cheating!
"No, it's not cheating! It's brilliant!"
"It's hide and seek! We're supposed to seek you, and YOU'RE supposed to be hiding! Not in plain sight, like: 'Doo doo doo, I'm right here'!"
"Yeah, you did it WRONG!" Bon-Bon yelled. "WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!"
"You know what? I think you're the queen of hide and seek." Puppet complimented her.
"I am?" Ballora said, surprised.
"Yeah! And as for your reward, I'll give you a piece of chicken I had earlier." Puppet handed her a piece of chicken.
"No, I'm tired of eating chicken! It's disgusting! Bon-Bon, you have it!"
"NO! I DON'T WANT CHICKEN." Bon-Bon growled, hissing at the chicken like it was the plague.
"Fine, I'll take the chicken. Now, what am I gonna do with this?" She stood there for a moment, then went over to Freddy's closet. "Here, I'll just put it next to his teddy bear." She did so. "There you go, buddy!"
"Uh oh, Freddy's not gonna be pleased about that." Bon-Bon commented. "You guys got yourselves into this one, and you need to fix it yourselves!"
"Um, okay? Why?" Foxy asked, unsure of what Bon-Bon was going on about.
"Well, you see, he's so addicted to chicken that he might go on a rampage..."
"Um, that's not how Freddy is anymore."
"Actually, uh, yeah! He won't mind! Nope, not at all. Heh heh heh..."
"He's so weird!" Ballora whispered in Foxy's ear.
"I know, right?" Foxy replied. Ever since Bon-Bon had come, he had been acting a bit strange.
"Can we just throw him down the chute with Garbage?" Puppet asked hopefully.
"Oh, YES!" Ballora cheered.
"No, no! Don't you dare- hey, stop it!" Ballora and Puppet had grabbed the struggling Bon-Bon forcefully.
"Foxy, can we please?" Ballora asked Foxy.
"Can we, can we, can we?" Puppet added.
Foxy sighed. He knew he couldn't let them throw Bon-Bon down the chute. He was their friend, after all. Even if he was a little weird now, he was still their longtime pal. He couldn't just get rid of him like that.
"We can't do it. It's not nice." Foxy decided, shaking his head. "Plus, he's one of the ORIGINALS! We can't just get rid of him."
"Well, I guess that's okay..." Ballora whined as she put Bon-Bon down.
"Yay, I get to stay!" Bon-Bon whooped as he hugged Foxy's leg. "We get to play games, and maybe karaoke, and all sorts of fun stuff!"
"We can't do karaoke yet, it's not karaoke night!" Ballora informed Bon-Bon haughtily. "Geez."
"I want pizza! Can we have pizza? And Ballora, can you teach me how to dance? I wanna learn."
"I don't think you can dance. You...don't have legs."
"I have arms, though! They can work! I can swing them around."
"Well, look-" But Bon-Bon was distracted; he was staring around at the room with wonder. "Look at me, please!"
"Sorry, I'm kinda distracted. Everything's SO NEW!"
"Oh my goodness- well, then I'm not going to teach you how to dance if you're just gonna go all over the place!"
"Hey, come on-"
"GUYS!" Foxy cut in, stopping the conversation abruptly. He had been staring at the double doors nearby. Faint orangish light was starting to come, indicating the sunrise coming. "Um, I think it's gonna be daytime soon. I think we should go relax."
Ballora looked through the doors and out at the coming sunrise, and smiled. "Thank goodness! I'm getting really tired of...uh, not you, Bon-Bon. Definitely not you." She went over to Foxy. "Yes, it's Bon-Bon I'm tired of." She whispered in his ear.
"I get it, it's okay! I hate you too!" Bon-Bon shouted at her gruffly.
"Just gonna push you away..." Puppet mumbled as he began shoving Bon-Bon.
"Hey, STOP IT!" Bon-Bon pushed him off. "Ugh, you're going to regret that! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT."
"Lucky for you, I don't sleep!"
"Ugh, I'm going to my room." Foxy groaned, unable to take the talking any longer. He stumbled over to his cove.
"And I am too!" Bon-Bon added, following behind Foxy.
"Bye, you guys!" Ballora said as she and Puppet left.
"Alright, I'm coming in!" Bon-Bon came into Foxy's cove as Foxy drew open the curtains and stepped inside again. "Hey, what's up, buddy?"
"Ugh, again?!" Foxy exclaimed. Last night had been hard for him. Bon-Bon seemed to snore quiet a lot, and it took Foxy every ounce of effort to stay asleep. He didn't want to repeat that.
"Yep! Sleepy time for us!"
Foxy sighed and looked back into his room. Puppet was peeking into it, looking at the two of them solemnly.
"Puppet, what are you doing?"
"I'm just making sure that Bon-Bon's over there." Puppet claimed as he slowly began to slink out of sight.
"Hey, go away!" Bon-Bon screamed at Puppet, who squealed silently and ran away. They were silent for a moment. "Is he gone?"
"Uh, I think he is." Foxy told Bon-Bon, knowing full well that Puppet was definitely gone. Foxy, however, had another thing on his mind: Bon-Bon. He knew that the only way out of having Bon-Bon sleeping with him was to get him another place to stay. He planned it out inside his head as he looked at Bon-Bon for the last time that night.
"We need to find you your own room." He said simply. He tore his eyes away from Bon-Bon before the hand-puppet could reply and shut the curtains, ready to sleep and then think it over in the morning...
Chapter 21: Secret of the Cove
Summary:
Bon-Bon mentions something that Foxy meant to keep secret, and the others find a hidden room in Foxy's cove.
Chapter Text
"You guys know what I could go for right now?"
"Uh, what could you go for, Freddy? Is it MORE chicken? Or maybe even a bath? That'd be good, actually."
"No, even better...a PIZZA! A big ol' pizza!"
Funtime Foxy, Funtime Freddy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon sat around at the table in the main room, having a rather lovely conversation. They were all having a somewhat nice day, and decided to hang out. Ballora and Baby, of course, were not around. Puppet had called the whole thing a 'Boys Get-Together' cheerily, the idea having more appeal with the girls not being around.
"Sounds pretty good!" Puppet agreed, nodding.
"OH, PIZZA. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. I WONDER WHERE WE COULD GET PIZZA." Foxy said sarcastically. "OH, NOT HERE. NOT AT ALL."
"Aw, why not?" Freddy whined, not getting the sarcasm.
"WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE AT A PIZZA PLACE OR ANYTHING."
"Yeah, pizza place!" Bon-Bon piped up.
"But...but...there's no pizza here, you're saying?" Freddy stammered.
"Wait, we have pizza here?" Puppet exclaimed.
"OH, IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE IT IN THE BACK." Foxy went on, still with sarcasm. He was trying to make them realize that they were at a pizza place, so obviously there would be pizza somewhere around.
"Aw, there's no pizza here." Freddy and Puppet complained sadly.
"Are you guys serious?" Foxy groaned as he facepalmed himself. Foxy was annoyed that they SOMEHOW didn't seem to realize that he was being sarcastic.
"Yeah, you guys really don't get it?" Bon-Bon added. "Look around you, guys! We're IN a pizza place! So therefore...there is no pizza in here."
"Bon-Bon, are you serious?!" Foxy griped. He had thought that at least Bon-Bon understood him, but even he couldn't get Foxy's sarcasm and was giving away misleading info to the gullible bunch that was Freddy and Puppet.
"What? I know what I'm talking about here." Bon-Bon replied dumbly. "I really do. It's a thing."
"You DON'T know what you're talking about." Foxy insisted. He knew full well that a pizza place had pizza automatically, so therefore Bon-Bon was wrong. He was already getting annoyed by how stubborn Bon-Bon was being over what he believed, and he hoped that he would come to his senses soon enough. "See-" Foxy's voice buzzed with static for the millionth time in a row. "Ugh, my voice!" He groaned as banged on his head to revert it back. "Why does it keep doing that? Ugh, I need to get that fixed. We should get some tools soon."
Puppet nodded understandingly, but Freddy's smile seemed to grow wider with a growing thought.
"Wait! I just had the best idea!" Freddy said excitedly. "It's even better than pizza."
"Uh oh, what is it?" Foxy asked, alert. He had knowledge that Freddy's ideas could sometimes end in complete disaster, so he prepared himself on the inside to be ready for what Freddy's next idea was.
"Don't say chicken." Bon-Bon warned, not wanting to hear about Freddy's chicken again. Foxy knew Bon-Bon still had Vietnam-style flashbacks about the many times he ate chicken with Freddy, so Bon-Bon tended to avoid mentioning it.
"No, even better. It's pizza...with CHICKEN ON IT!"
"What?! But that's the same thing!"
"No, it's way better! It's a masterpiece, even!"
"What do you guys think?" Bon-Bon looked over to Puppet and Foxy.
"It'd be awful, but great at the same time, but awful..." Puppet replied, shaking his head.
"No, no, no, no, no, not at all!" Foxy refused sharply, not wanting anymore of Freddy's awful-tasting chicken. Freddy looked dejected. "I say that we just sit here and just chat, and reminisce about the good old days."
"Yeah, I like that. That'd be great." Bon-Bon agreed, smiling.
"What good old days?" Puppet asked.
"Eh, don't worry about it. You weren't there, but it's not that important."
"I think he WAS there, actually." Foxy cut in, having met Puppet in a previous location. Foxy knew Puppet was only there for ONE OF those locations, though...
"Why are you sitting with us, anyway?" Puppet grumbled, once again staring at Bon-Bon with disgust. "Shouldn't you have, like, your own little table, or something?"
"No way!" Bon-Bon whined. "I'm just like you guys in every which way. I'm just shorter! I'm just a little bit shorter, and that's all!"
"Yeah, good point." Foxy acknowledged. "He's our friend, Puppet. Remember that."
Puppet sighed. "Fine."
"Wait, Bon-Bon, what's wrong with your voice?" Freddy asked Bon-Bon suddenly, his shiny blue eyes examining the small purple hand-puppet.
Foxy knew where Freddy was coming from. In the previous location, back when Bon-Bon had been Bonnie and was full size, his voice box had been very different. It wasn't squeaky at all. However, Foxy could also notice a bit of static buzzing emanating softly from Bon-Bon mouth. It didn't sound like the static Foxy commonly dealt with, but it was there.
"I don't know. It's just kinda staticky." Bon-Bon admit indifferently. "I think I just bumped it when I found that door."
There was silence for a few seconds.
"Door? What door?" Freddy and Foxy said together, both unsure of what Bon-Bon was talking about.
"The one that's in Foxy's room."
Foxy's mind suddenly stopped. His systems seemed to spire out of control. His wires and parts were buzzing with outrage. And suddenly, his mind thought one thing:
Bon-Bon's telling them about THAT door.
"Um, there's no door in my room!" Foxy denied, trying to hide the door away.
"A door?! Secret door hunt!" Puppet declared, he and Freddy running off to Foxy's cove.
"Guys, come back!" Foxy called, but they were already leaving. He turned to Bon-Bon in rage. "BON-BON."
"What? I just told them about the door!" Bon-Bon griped as he and Foxy ran into Foxy's room. Puppet was inspecting every inch of the room, greedily trying to find the door. Freddy was staring at the windows in Foxy's room with disappointment. When Bon-Bon came in, Freddy approached him.
"Aw, I see where Bonnie was mistaken." He revealed. He pointed at the windows on the opposite wall of Foxy's room. "These are windows, Bon-Bon!"
"Yeah, there's nothing over here." Bon-Bon said, and Foxy smiled. "But that's because the door's not over here. It's elsewhere in this room." Foxy's smile extinguished entirely. Bon-Bon pointed at Foxy's cove. "It's over there."
"Over here?" Foxy pointed to the spot right next to his cove, trying to distract the others. "Or over here?" He pointed at the empty corner of the room.
"Not, not in either of those places."
"See guys? Nothing in here. Let's quickly leave..." Freddy and Puppet sighed and began to walk for the door-
"GUYS, LOOK AT ME!" They stopped in their tracks and turned to look at Bon-Bon. "It's in his cove, his little cubbyhole!"
"No, don't tell them the truth!" Foxy groaned, but Puppet and Freddy had already opened the curtains and charged inside to look around. "Ugh..."
"Hey, look!" Puppet exclaimed happily. "There's some secret stuff back here!" The gang went into the cove. Near the back-left corner of the cove, a trapdoor was opened.
"See, guys? You're looking right at the door!" Bon-Bon cheered.
"BON-BON, STOP!" Foxy yelled, wanting Bon-Bon to stop talking about the room.
"What? I'm just letting them know." Puppet and Freddy dropped down into a small passageway, where a door was waiting. They opened the door and entered the room on the other side.
"Hey, there's probably pizza in here!" Freddy chimed in happily.
"Wait, there's pizza in there? I don't remember putting- I mean, why would there be pizza in here?" Foxy and Bon-Bon entered the room themselves.
The door led up to a tiny staircase that came up to a narrow room with a dirty yellow carpet flooring, and red-and-white striped walls. At the back of the narrow room was a desk with a pc and a computer tower on it, Foxy's own pc. A wooden chair with a cushiony red seat sat in front of the desk. A single lightbulb overhead illuminated the room.
"Aw, there's no pizza." Freddy whined, but quickly stopped. He and Puppet were gazing at Foxy's computer.
"This setup looks...familiar." Puppet mentioned, surprised.
"Uh, yeah! I wonder how it got here." Foxy lied, pretending to play dumb. "It's like somebody just put it there. I certainly didn't know about this-"
"Hey guys!" Bon-Bon walked up to them cheerily. Foxy froze. He was confused inside about something: Bon-Bon had no legs, how did he get up the staircase?
"How'd you get up the stairs?" He asked Bon-Bon.
"I hopped." Bon-Bon replied, jumping once to emphasize his answer.
"...good for you."
"Hey, why don't you just put me on your hand already?"
There was an awkward silence.
"That sounded weird. Don't say that ever again."
"But I'm a puppet. You have to wear me!"
"You're not a glove."
"Well...well..." Bon-Bon's strength to keep talking ceased, and he hid his head in his hands.
"Okay, this is getting weird." Foxy turned back around to Puppet and Freddy, who were still looking at the pc.
"This looks a lot like my computer!" Puppet pointed out. "My old one."
"Um, it's not your computer."
"But Foxy, didn't you say that it was-" Bon-Bon interrupted them.
"NO, NO, SHUT UP!"
"Foxy, you said it was-"
"I SAID SHUT UP! SHHH!"
"Well, if he says it's not your computer, then he must be telling the truth." Freddy quipped simply, patting Puppet's shoulder.
"Yeah, see, right, Bonnie?" Foxy smirked, patting Bonnie on the head rudely. "It's not my computer."
"Uh-huh, sure..." Bon-Bon mumbled, narrowing his eyes at Foxy.
"How'd this room get here, though?" Freddy asked interestedly.
"I don't know. I guess it's been here for a while, maybe somebody's been back here. I wonder what they've been doing." Foxy walked over to the computer. "We can't access the computer, though, it's off."
"Yeah, it's off because it's unplugged!" Bon-Bon commented.
"BON-BON!" Foxy approached the hand-puppet once again. "How do you know about that?"
"Well, um, I guess-" Bon-Bon was cut off by Puppet moving past Foxy and accidentally bumping into Bon-Bon, causing the bunny puppet to trip down the tiny staircase. "Ow, that hurt!"
"Woah, sorry." Puppet apologized, though he half-looked as if he didn't want to.
"PUPPET." Foxy growled, staring at Puppet for a moment before relenting as Bon-Bon came back up the staircase.
"Wait, if Bon-Bon knows about the computer being unplugged...than this must be HIS secret room, then!" Freddy theorized loudly as he rushed back over to the computer. "I'm a genius."
"Nah, it's not mine, although I wish it was." Bon-Bon sighed. "It's actually Foxy's."
"No, it's not!" Foxy denied once again, still feeling as if he should deny ownership of the room. Foxy knew it actually was his, but he knew that if Freddy and Puppet learned about that, they would probably mess everything up.
"Wait, so it's Foxy's room, then." Puppet said understandingly.
"Guys, it's not at all my room!" Foxy smiled sheepishly, then turned back to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon!" He muttered in his ear. "Stop it."
"But we've had this room for so long." Bon-Bon mentioned. "I didn't know that we were supposed to-"
"No, Bon-Bon."
"Well, then, since this is not Foxy's room..." Puppet piped up. "...Freddy, I think that computer is free for the taki-"
"No no no, this is MY ROOM now!" Foxy exclaimed insistently, pushing them aside and going near the pc. He turned his back to the computer and stretched out his arms to keep Freddy and Puppet back. Foxy knew that his plan of 'pretend it wasn't his' was just about to backfire on him completely, so he had decided to take action quickly and sharply. "It's behind my room, so it belongs to me!"
"Woah, so this is your room!" Freddy gasped.
"Hey, guys!" Bon-Bon cut in, running over to them. "Move out of the way, Freddy! MOVE AWAY!" He pushed Freddy out of the way. Freddy and Puppet quickly backed up as Bon-Bon cut past them and walked over to Foxy happily.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Stop yelling at me!" Freddy whined, sad. He shed a few tears.
"Yeah, that's what you get."
"Bon-Bon, be nice." Foxy chastised the hand-puppet. Once again, Foxy could see that Bon-Bon's actions were affecting his friends, and he would always have to step up and stop him when that happened.
"No!" The bunny hand-puppet refused. He and Foxy glared at each other, completely unaware of Freddy and Puppet's sudden huddle.
"Puppet, I got a plan. Foxy won't see this coming."
"Okay, what?"
"I'm gonna sneak by him, and-" Freddy whispered the rest of his plan into Puppet's ear (or at least where Puppet's ear would be if he had ears), causing the marionette's eyes to widen and for him to nod slowly.
"Yeah, go for it."
"Let's do this."
Foxy sighed as he and Bon-Bon discontinued their round of glaring. He was getting slightly annoyed with Bon-Bon, too. Even if he had once been their size and their good friend, he was still getting on everyone's nerves.
"Hey, Foxy, how's it going?" Freddy asked, unable to repress a grin as he shuffled past Foxy and Bon-Bon. "Just your friendly neighborhood Freddy here..."
Huh, this is kind of suspicious. Foxy thought as he watched Freddy skeptically. Foxy was unsure of what Freddy was doing, but he didn't really like it.
"Well, don't mind me." Freddy went on as he went up to the desk. "Just walking over to your computer- GIVE ME THAT!" Freddy snatched up the computer monitor, disconnecting it from the cables it had been connected to in the process, and quickly ran out of the room.
"Huh?" Foxy muttered, trying to process what had went on- Foxy realized that Freddy had taken his computer monitor. "Hey, give that back!" Foxy raced after Freddy, Puppet following close behind. They chased him around the main room. "Don't you know how long that took me to steal- uh, I mean, I have no idea where it came from. Just get back here and give it back to me!"
"No!" Freddy huffed as he ran away from Foxy.
"Get them!" A shrill voice cheered Foxy on. Foxy looked back over at his room. Bon-Bon was currently trying to get through the trapdoor, but had gotten himself stuck in the door and could not follow Foxy. "Wait, I'm stuck. Guys, help!" Foxy ignored Bon-Bon's cries for help and continued to pursue Freddy, his computer more important to him than Bon-Bon at the moment.
The chase went on as Foxy ran Freddy down the smaller hallway over to the bigger hallway. Despite Foxy's natural speed as a fox, Freddy was running surprisingly faster than he looked as if he could go normally. Freddy turned a corner quickly, still clutching the monitor tightly in his right hand. Foxy turned the corner as well, but Freddy had disappeared from view.
"Where'd you go?" Foxy barked sharply, his head whipping around to every direction he could look towards. Freddy was still nowhere to be seen.
"Where did he go?" Puppet asked Foxy. Foxy turned around to see that Puppet had just caught up to Foxy. His thin puppet legs were vastly inferior to Foxy's thick metal ones built for a good burst of speed, and he had thus easily fallen behind earlier.
Foxy was surprised at Freddy's sudden speed. During normal circumstances, Freddy's overall running speed was just as bad as, if not worse than, Puppet's. His tendency to eat chicken had fattened him up a little (even despite robots being usually unable to gain weight), and he was not built to be fast at all. But now he was running more than twice as fast as Foxy, and the fox himself felt bewildered that he could somehow be slower than the pink-white bear.
"Yeesh, he's become really good at hiding." Foxy groaned as he checked every inch of the hall. He looked inside the windows of the many rooms scattered along the main hallway as Freddy's loud breathing noises sounded from somewhere else. "Freddy...come out and PLAY..." Foxy taunted, but only gained a few scared breaths from Freddy. Foxy entered Ballora's room, searching it as well.
"He's not." Puppet pointed out behind Foxy, surveying the room.
"Wait, he can't open doors!" Foxy realized, remembering that Freddy was incapable of opening doors. Foxy re-entered the hall and ran to the other side of the hall instead. "He has to be out here somewhere!"
Foxy knew that with the whole 'door inability' that everyone except him seemed to posses would prevent Freddy from getting very far unless the doors were already open for him.
"Freddy!" Foxy called as he walked to the bathrooms. Foxy suddenly stopped as Bon-Bon came scurrying up to Foxy and Puppet, panting heavily.
"Hey, I'm back. I finally made it out of there." Bon-Bon informed them as he gasped for breath. "It took a while, but I did it. Sorry for falling behind.
Foxy could see why Bon-Bon had trouble running after him; Bon-Bon's lack of legs made the bunny hand-puppet's only way of getting around darting along using his hands. While he had gotten better at it and was quite fast now, he was still not as fast as Foxy.
"Any idea where Freddy is?" Foxy asked the hand-puppet as he looked around the boys' restroom, still having not found Freddy. Bon-Bon shook his head, but Foxy barely had time to process the gesture. Freddy came charging out of the girls' restroom suddenly, running back down the hallway. "I found you, Freddy!" Foxy gasped as he chased Freddy again, Bon-Bon and Puppet hurrying along far behind them.
"Get him! Get him!" Bon-Bon cried as Foxy chased Freddy back down the smaller hallway. Foxy was having trouble still; Freddy was still faster than normal and was racing ahead of Foxy, although it did look as if the bear was having difficulty doing so.
"Get back here, Freddy! This is NOT funny! I need that computer." Foxy yelled over to Freddy as they entered the main room. Freddy went to the stand bordering the kitchen door, but the stand's tiny fence doors were closed, blocking Freddy out. "Ah-ha, I've got you now-" Freddy, in a surprising show of athleticism, vaulted over the stand counter and to the other side. "WHAT? How did you do that?!"
Freddy laughed as he entered the kitchen. Foxy vaulted over the stand himself and followed Freddy, but stopped in his tracks once again. Freddy was holding the computer monitor over the open trash chute.
"The joke's on you!" Freddy declared. "If I can't have it, then NO ONE can!" And he dropped the monitor down into the chute.
"NOOOO! WHY?!" Foxy shrieked as the monitor fell down the chute and out of sight. The loud sound of the monitor's glass shattering down below followed this seconds after. Foxy turned back to Puppet and Bon-Bon, who had just entered the room. "Puppet, did you just see that?"
"Yeah, that was pretty weird!" Puppet admit, gazing into the chute as he said this.
"I guess." Foxy grunted. Foxy gasped; Garbage now had tech in the chute. "Oh no, Garbage has tech now-" Foxy paused. It dawned on him that worrying about this was stupid: Garbage only had a computer monitor, but no computer tower to power it and no cables to connect into it. And even if the former security guard had gained those things, Foxy very much doubted that there were any outlets down in the chute. "Well, he doesn't have a computer tower, so I think it's all good."
"Woah. What's this?" Garbage babbled inside the chute, having just found the monitor.
"Oops." Freddy said, now aware that giving Garbage tech, even if he couldn't use it, was a grave error.
"Who's that?" Bon-Bon chirped interestedly.
"Is this a sandwich?" Garbage croaked tiredly. "It's a pretty weird looking sandwich."
Foxy and Freddy looked towards each other; grinning madly. They could trick Garbage into eating a computer!
"Yeah, it is! Bite it!" Foxy urged Garbage on.
"Yes, do that! It's my new recipe!" Freddy claimed eagerly.
"Is it made out of chicken?" Garbage asked warily. Garbage had already started hating the chicken Freddy made a long time ago, and loathed having to eat it when Freddy fed it to him. Garbage would have to eat it anyway, Foxy knew that he would if he wanted to stay alive.
"No."
"Ah, thank goodness. I was getting tired of your chicken, Freddy."
"Awww..." Freddy looked sad.
"Yeah, Freddy, let's be honest here: you give him way too much." Foxy agreed, then looked back down into the chute. "Say, how was the candy we gave you a few days ago?"
"Eh, it was alright." Garbage wheezed. "I'm still pretty hungry, though, since candy doesn't really fill you up and you shouldn't eat too much of it."
"Yeah, that's true."
"Guys, seriously." Bon-Bon cut in, looking annoyed now. "I've been trying to figure out what's going on here for the past few minutes. Just who is that?"
"Who is what?" Freddy asked, unaware of what Bon-Bon what talking about.
"That guy down there. Who is he?"
"Oh, right. You haven't met him yet. Well, that's Garbage."
"Garbage? Where'd he come from?"
"Well, see, that was the first security guard I encountered the night I was transferred her." Foxy explained, remembering how Garbage (formerly Philip, but Foxy wanted to forget that name) had came that night.
"Ugh, I remember that night! That was the same night that FREDDY lost me!"
Freddy gasped. "No, don't do this! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" Freddy broke into tears again.
"Man, Freddy. You're weird." Puppet said, shaking his head at the deeply sad bear.
"Bon-Bon, um, you shouldn't be so mean to Freddy." Foxy told Bon-Bon. "He is still our friend."
"I guess..." Bon-Bon sighed, frowning. "But I'm still kind of upset, because that was mean of him. Freddy, come here." Freddy perked up and looked back at his former best friend. "I guess I'm..." Bon-Bon muttered something.
"What? I didn't hear you..." Freddy whined.
"I'm sorry." Bon-Bon apologized.
Freddy smiled a little. "You know it's okay, buddy. I forgive you."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"I guess I can be friends with you again, or something." Bon-Bon looked over at Foxy with contempt. "I'm still gonna hang out with Foxy, though."
"No, no, you don't have to be with me." Foxy assured Bon-Bon, not wanting to be his puppet master. "You should go work with Freddy again. You two were meant to be together."
Freddy's face lightened up, his hope of being with his best friend again starting to become renewed.
Bon-Bon shook his head calmly, and smiled at Foxy. "No, I wanna try you for a little while."
"Uh, that's a really weird thing to say."
Freddy looked heartbroken once more. "Fine! Go with him, then!" Freddy retreated into behind the kitchen counter, crying his eyes out.
"Freddy, don't worry! I'm sure that someday he'll become your friend again!" Foxy comforted Freddy.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Garbage yelled up to them, a note of shock in his voice. "I hear another voice that I haven't heard before! New person, are you here to save me?! Help, I'm down here!"
The animatronics paused and smiled at each other, amused by Garbage's actions.
"Oh, Garbage." Freddy sighed, breaking out of his tears and looking smugly down at the chute. "When will he learn?"
"Uh, that's another animatronic you're talking to." Foxy informed Garbage, shrugging. "His name is Bonnie, but we call him Bon-Bon. He's kind of a hand-puppet."
"Oh, gosh darn it!" Garbage groaned unhappily.
"Yeah, don't even try to break out. There's no escape." Freddy told Garbage, smirking.
"Wait a minute!" Foxy cut in. Foxy just realized that the garbage chute had been open when Foxy had came in, but Freddy couldn't open doors. "Freddy, how did you open that?"
"Open what?"
"This." Foxy drew a pointed finger at the trash chute.
Freddy seemed surprised. He looked at his hands. "Oh, I don't know! Everything was just happening so fast, and then...that..."
"This IS getting weird." Foxy specified, curious as to how FREDDY possible could or could not open doors now. Freddy, meanwhile, was backing towards the door. "Freddy, get back here!"
"No!" Freddy shouted as he exited the kitchen. Foxy chased after him. Freddy vaulted over the stand again, and Foxy followed suit as Freddy ran into Foxy's cove.
"Wow, this is weird! He can open certain doors! I don't get it." Foxy blurted as he chased after Freddy and Puppet and Bon-Bon came behind him. Foxy entered his room and found Freddy crouching in one of the corners.
"They'll never see me here." Freddy mumbled as he stayed still there. Foxy just stared at Freddy. Puppet and Bon-Bon came in and did the same. "They'd never look here."
"Oh, where oh where is Freddy?" Foxy called out sarcastically as he pretended to wander around the room.
"He's in the corner." Bon-Bon piped up.
"Um, I know that. I can see him."
"Nope, you can't see me!" Freddy claimed as he kept facing the corner. Foxy approached him. "I can't see you, so you can't see me!"
"Freddy." Foxy muttered, narrowing his eyes at the bear. All was silent for a second. "I can see you." Freddy turned around and screamed, squirming on the spot.
"And you're trapped now!" Bon-Bon jeered playfully.
"Um, Bon-Bon, I said to be nice."
"Oh, but I thought we were playing Trap Freddy and Make Him My Slave."
"Um, it doesn't work that way." Foxy explained. Foxy thought that Bon-Bon would stop making fun of Freddy after he said sorry, but clearly he still intended to do it just to see Freddy become uncomfortable.
"Yes, it does."
"NO, it doesn't." Foxy groaned. "Well, now that this is finally over, I'm gonna have to go and steal another monitor- I mean, no!"
The others stared at him in alarm.
"Wait, what was that?!" Puppet questioned Foxy anxiously.
"Puppet, can I borrow a monitor for the room that-I-didn't-know-was-mine?" Foxy chuckled nervously, but Freddy and Puppet looked very pleased.
"What a nice was to ask." Freddy commented earnestly.
"Yeah, that's such a nice way for you to ask me." Puppet agreed. He put a hand on Foxy's shoulder. "Well, sure, buddy. I'll go get you one."
"Ah, thank you. That's so kind of you." Foxy thanked Puppet, happy to hear that Puppet was willing to help him.
"Alright, be right back." Puppet left the room.
"Okay." Foxy replied nicely.
"Wow, that was cool that he doesn't know that's your room and you know about it all along-" Bon-Bon concluded quickly, but was unable to finish his sentence as Foxy had slapped his hand over the hand-puppet's mouth to quiet him down.
"Wait, what?" Freddy stuttered, confused.
"Um, that was nothing." Foxy lied, shaking his head.
"Oh, okay. I guess it was nothing. I mean, for a second there I thought I just heard Bon-Bon say that you knew that the room was your room all along and you lied to us."
"No, no, it's definitely not my room. Of course, it's not like I knew it was there the whole entire time and I've been secretly keeping it from you guys and also when I disappear, that's where I've been going. Nope, not one little bit."
"Ah, alright. Well, as long as that's not the case."
"He's real dumb."
"I know he is." Foxy mumbled to the voice quietly.
"Yeah, he is." Bon-Bon noticed, yelling his words out loud.
"Wow, Bon-Bon, you and the voice sound a tiny bit similar."
"Well, a little, I guess, but not really. By the way, you should really get that checked. Pretty sure having a voice in your head is a BAD thing." Foxy shrugged, then looked over at Freddy, who was staring at Foxy.
"What?" Foxy asked as Freddy examined him.
"Hmm. What are you talking about?" Freddy asked suspiciously.
"Uh, nothing at all." Foxy squawked as he went to his cove, where the curtains were opened and the trapdoor to his back room was still open. "I'm gonna go into my room and wait for Puppet. See you guys later."
"Bye!" Freddy responded, then left the room.
"I'm coming with you!" Bon-Bon squealed as he followed Foxy into through the trapdoor into the back room.
"Okay, fine." Foxy sighed as he and Bon-Bon entered the back room, ready to hang out for a while...
Chapter 22: Puppet's Pizzeria Project
Summary:
Puppet begins a project around the pizzeria and starts with the latest room to have been found.
Chapter Text
"Seriously, why did Puppet give me a phone that I can't actually use?" Foxy griped as he examined his lackluster phone and faced towards Ballora.
Foxy was hanging out in Ballora's room today with the ballerina herself. Ballora was dancing on her pillar nearby, looking away from Foxy. Foxy was currently distracted with the fact that his phone had very little usage besides calling Puppet and playing Pokémon GO, which Foxy had not gotten around to yet as he didn't feel like playing it at the moment. There had also been the new mysterious appearance a strange app on there called Yelp, but Foxy hadn't dared touch that one.
Ballora had invited Foxy inside her room today, but Foxy was still confused as to why she had done so.
When Ballora didn't reply, Foxy went on. "Ballora, I'm talking to you."
"What?" Ballora complained as she turned towards Foxy irritably. "Ugh, you always need to talk to me. All I want to do is dance."
"You asked me to come in here, and here I am, talking to you!"
"I'm here too!" Bon-Bon's shrill voice rang out, and Foxy and Ballora both jumped; Bon-Bon was standing right behind them.
"Hey, woah! When'd you get here?!" Foxy asked, surprised to see the hand-puppet there.
"I followed you in. You went in here, and I followed behind you. Duh!"
"Oh, uh, okay." Foxy accepted this, and turned back to Ballora. "But, anyway, you asked me to come in here, and I'm here now! You're the one who knows how to use this phone better than me, and I don't even know how to use it myself! You put Pokémon GO on it, and you also put some app called Yelp."
"Um, I don't really know what you're talking about. That one, I don't know. The Pokémon one, yes, but Yelp? Uh, nope. I don't know."
"I'm sure you installed it there! See, you gave a rating to a pizzeria that hasn't even been opened yet. A.K.A, THIS PIZZERIA." Foxy held up his phone.
Ballora looked taken aback. "What? No I didn't! I didn't give it a ten out of ten- I mean, uh, I don't know."
Foxy held the phone back up to his face. "Yeah, see, you know that! Oh wait, and it also says this in the review description: 'Ballora's favorite room is Ballora's room.' You actually put your own name there! How do you even make mistakes like that?!"
"Well, of course I did that! After all, my room is the best- actually, um, I don't know what you're talking about." Ballora stopped dancing and approached Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, you did that, didn't you?"
"I didn't do anything! Hmph, I'm gonna ignore you now." Bon-Bon turned around, but then seemed to stumble around in circles. "Woah, dizzy..."
"Um, have you gotten into the candy again?" Foxy asked, thinking that the dizziness was caused by sugar.
"Maybe." Bon-Bon squeaked uncomfortably. "Maybe, maybe, maybe. I refuse to say."
"Okay..." Foxy went up to Ballora and whispered into her ear: "He got into the candy again."
"Wait, who's candy?" Ballora responded. "Bon-Bon, did you eat my candy from Halloween?"
"Oh, yeah, I did! That was very delicious. Thank you for it!" Bon-Bon admit happily. "I didn't think you were gonna share it, but you did! Thanks again!" Bon-Bon laughed dizzily.
"And that is why I don't like sharing with people." Ballora groaned, staring at Bon-Bon unpleasantly.
"Well, you have to learn to share, because.." Foxy went over to Bon-Bon. "Just look at how small he is! He's so tiny.." Foxy pushed Bon-Bon a little bit by accident as he said this.
"Hey, don't push me!" Bon-Bon screamed, aggravated.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that."
"Yeah, right! You know, maybe I should become Ballora's puppet instead!"
"No, absolutely not!" Ballora refused sternly. "You stay with Foxy. I don't want you. I can't dance with a puppet on my hand."
"Yeah, you can! I could learn how to jig, I can learn how to wiggle, I can learn...um, I think it's called a twerk, or a tweak? I think it's tweak. But anyways, I can do that."
Foxy gaped at the small hand-puppet as Ballora looked even more disgusted.
"Don't. Please don't. Please don't do that." Ballora stuttered. "That's gonna scar people for live, and scare them. Wait, actually, that'd be a good thing for those security guards. But not to US, though! Please don't do that here."
"Okay, I won't." Bon-Bon replied respectfully. "I'm sorry. I'm just still learning how to do stuff as a hand-puppet. You know, ever since I was ABANDONED by Freddy!" Bon-Bon became enraged for a moment.
Foxy quickly backed away from Bon-Bon and over to Ballora.
"Wow, um..." Foxy murmured.
"What was that? Why did he start yelling like that?" Ballora asked him, freaked out slightly.
"I don't know, but I'm kind of scared."
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!" Bon-Bon shrieked as he jumped over to them. Foxy and Ballora screamed and backed away even more.
"Oh gosh, now he's really angry..." Ballora muttered under her breath.
"You guys had better not be talking about me behind my back again!" Bon-Bon warned them as he glared at them angrily. "Because I know stuff. I know people."
"Um, anyways, what do you need, Foxy?!" Ballora asked Foxy to hurriedly change the subject.
"I think, uh, since you're here, you can come with me." Foxy replied, trying to think of something else to go on about. He remembered his back room behind the cove; Ballora hadn't seen it yet, so he figured he'd show it to her. "There's a secret room that I need to show you."
"Secret room?" Ballora looked bewildered.
"Yeah, I decided I'd tell you before Freddy and Puppet would tell you." Foxy went on as they exited the room and went back down the halls to Foxy's cove.
"Oh, I remember that! It's a really cool area behind Foxy's cove!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, his anger abating in the blink of an eye, and now replaced with eagerness.
"Bon-Bon, you didn't even give me a chance to tell her!"
"What?! I wasn't supposed to say anything?" Bon-Bon griped as they entered the main room.
"No! Oh, man, that's sucks- woah." Foxy found himself open-mouthed at a terrible sight. "What the...Ballora, did you do this?"
The normal entryway into the room was now blocked, a large wooden wall stood in the way instead. There was a wooden door in the middle of the wall, with a large lock holding it in place. The door had a glassless window with wooden bars in it, which showed the room inside.
"No, I've been in my room dancing!" Ballora revealed as she looked upon the wall. "Was this supposed to be like this?"
"I don't think so! Who put a wall here-"
"Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up!" The animatronics were cut off. Puppet had charged over to them. "It's not ready, it's not ready!"
"Huh?!" Foxy gasped. What was Puppet doing with his room. "What do you mean, it's not ready?!"
"IT." Was all Puppet said as he stood in the way of the wall. "IT is not ready."
"What are you talking about?"
"Is it a new ballet room for me?" Ballora asked hopefully.
"Uh, no. I'd better right that down, though." Puppet mentioned, and he took out a notepad and scribbled something on it while muttering: "Ballora...Ballet...Room..."
"Why is HE here?!" Bon-Bon shouted, unhappy to see Puppet there. The two puppets had so far not gotten along better in the slightest, and continued to be mean to each other. "I don't want him here. Can he go away now?"
Everyone stared at Bon-Bon.
"Wow." Foxy said, shaking his head disapprovingly at the hand-puppet. "That's kind of mean. Puppet, aren't you gonna respond to this?"
"Well, see, I'm a professional, and I am not going to be mean while on the job." Puppet reasoned simply. He squinted at Bon-Bon. "I'll see you after work, though." Bon-Bon nodded nervously. "But, let me tell you, I'm trying to do this thing for my show." Puppet patted the wooden wall. "I'm doing a show now."
"You have a show?" Ballora asked in slight disbelief.
"Yeah! It's about remodeling dirty, stinky places."
"WHAT?!" Foxy exclaimed, offended. His room wasn't unclean at all, he thought. "Take that back."
"Ooooh, take that, Foxy." Ballora taunted, somehow intrigued to hear this. "So you remodel places, Puppet?"
"Yep!" Puppet confirmed, smiling. "And the place number one on my list was Foxy's room!"
"Ha ha, your room is stinky!" Ballora went on, still wanting to make fun of Foxy. "And he won't do my room, it's clean."
"Say, would Ballora's happen to be next?" Foxy asked, stone-faced.
"Yes."
"What?! Take that back, Puppet!" Ballora yelled, also not very pleased to hear this.
"No." Puppet refused calmly, not looking even a bit sorry for his actions.
"Foxy, tell him not to do anything to my room!" Ballora ordered sharply.
"I can't tell him to take anything back!" Foxy responded, aware that he could not control what Puppet did around the pizzeria.
"Puppet, be nice to Ballora!" Bon-Bon backed Ballora up. Ballora seemed content. "She's gonna be my new puppet master soon, so you HAVE to be nice to her." Ballora's content look was wiped clean from her face at this.
"He means Foxy, right?" Ballora muttered, chuckling nervously while glancing at Bon-Bon.
"Well, that's still no excuse for me to change that room for the better!" Puppet declared, patting Bon-Bon mockingly. "Anyways, I think.." Puppet looked through the bars of the door for a second before going back to speaking. "I think I'm actually finished with the room!"
"Um, actually, before we do that, question!" Foxy cut in urgently.
"Raise your hand!"
Foxy did so. "Here!"
"Okay, Foxy! I pick you!"
"Yay, I got picked! I mean, uh, what I was gonna say was, how have you been getting in and out of the room if that has been there? I was literally here fifteen minutes ago, and this wasn't here."
"Ah, well, there's only one answer to that question, and you'll see it in a moment! The important thing is, your room is different now!"
Foxy was skeptical. He had wanted his plain room to be changed, but he was unsure if Puppet's actions taken on it would be for better or for worse, he had no clue which one but still was wary.
"Um, I'm already not liking this."
"Yeah, this sounds like a bad idea!" Bon-Bon agreed, but Puppet raised up his hands, and the talking ceased.
"Well.." Puppet suddenly coughed over against the wall, releasing a cloud of dust. "Woah, sorry! All the dust and fumes that got in there from the work and the carpentry." Ballora looked confused. "You know, when you sandpaper stuff? The dust gathers up. You gotta be careful of when that happens!"
"I'm still not sure if I'm gonna like this." Foxy commented doubtfully.
"You guys ready? Well, close your eyes! Well, you don't have to, Bon-Bon, I don't care about you. But Foxy, Ballora, you two close your eyes!"
"But my eyes are already closed." Ballora mentioned, pointing at her eyes. She was technically not wrong; her eyes were always closed tight, yet somehow she could see. Foxy still was bewildered at this, too.
"Yeah, we need to talk to you about how it is that you see. Are you squinting? Do you need glasses? Puppet, I think she needs glasses." Foxy chattered, his mind already jumping to conclusions in the blink of an eye.
"No, it's not that. I'm just super duper awesome, that's why." Ballora boasted. "I can sense everything."
"Schedule an appointment for the eye doctor. Got it."
Ballora sighed, clearly sick of Foxy's insistence that she get glasses. "No, I don't need to see the doctor!"
"Do you think a dentist could do it?" Puppet added. "I know a pretty good dentist."
"Really? You do- wait, I don't need a dentist either!"
"Aww, okay. His name is Doctor O, I've mentioned him before, but I guess that doesn't matter. You guys ready?"
"Okay, uh, let's do this." Foxy grunted, ready to see his room.
"Alright, I'll work my magic." Puppet took a key from his pocket. "One, two, three, go!" He unlocked the door and went inside the room.
"Oh, it's open!" Foxy exclaimed.
"That was paper mache! I saw it!" Bon-Bon claimed.
"Uh-huh, sure you did." Ballora mumbled, not listening to Bon-Bon. "So, what's it look like?"
"Come inside!" Foxy, Ballora, and Bon-Bon entered the room and Foxy found himself out of breath at the new look of his room.
The room was now more brightly lit, more lightbulbs connected into the ceiling. In front of the cove was three rows of stools, three per row, for people to sit down on. In one corner was a sizable stack of crates with a few extra stools next to it just in case more people came. Posters of Funtime Foxy that said things like Party Time! and Celebrate! scattered the walls, all pictures of Foxy preforming happily. There were also a few misc. paintings on the walls, showing random pictures such as a fireplace in a workshop, a gathering of stormy clouds over the sea at night, and one Foxy instantly recognized, which was The Scream by Edvard Munch.
"Um...what the..." Foxy gaped, unsure of what to say.
"Woah, did you paint all of these?!" Ballora gasped, examining the paintings.
"Yep, it was a hundred percent my effort!" Puppet said. "I even signed them on the back!"
"I've seen this one before; it isn't yours." Foxy clarified, going over to The Scream.
"Yeah it is!" Puppet replied insistently, but he was fooling nobody with his lies.
"Wait a second, I think I've seen this one too, before!" Ballora added, looking at the picture of the clouds over the sea. Foxy himself didn't recognize the other two paintings, and was unsure if Ballora was correct or not.
Puppet, unfazed, only just muttered thoughtfully.
"So, you've put boxes in the corner. Why? What's in them?" Foxy asked, pointing at the crates in the corner.
"Actually, they aren't part of the decoration. They're just where all the stuff came in from." Puppet explained. "I'm just too lazy to go and take them outside."
"So all you did was put chairs down in my room, and posters too- wait, how did you get my pictures?"
"Actually, they were from the company themselves. I found them printed out in the break room, so I kinda just took them."
"Alright, but, you only put stools, posters, and paintings in here."
"Yes, of course. And I even re-decorated your super-secret room!"
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah."
"Wait, Foxy, you have a secret room?" Ballora asked, interested suddenly.
"Yeah, that's what I was gonna show you." Foxy told her begrudgingly. "But it looks like Puppet's beat me to it. Take a look." They opened the curtains and the trapdoor was open at the flooring of Foxy's cove.
"Woah! You have a door underneath the floor and everything?!" Ballora exclaimed, in a mix of amazement and jealousy.
"Well, we gotta take a look inside the room." Puppet decided. "You first, Foxy. It's best that you see it first."
"Okay. By the way, Ballora, it wasn't MY secret room, at least not at first." Foxy lied. "We just found it one day, and I claimed it! Yeah, exactly." Foxy went through the trapdoor, and the tiny passage led to the door leading to the back room. Oh man, I'm not gonna like this... Foxy opened the door and entered, going up the small number of steps. "I'm going in, and...what the..."
Foxy found himself gazing open the back room, which had also changed. The computer at the end of the narrow room had been untouched, but had been moved to touch the left wall. Next to the computer was a large grey shelving unit, which stretched almost to the ceiling. A reddish-brown chest of drawers had been put against the left wall, while the right wall was now taken up by a massive tv screen with speakers indented on both the left and right of the main screen. The squeaky plush yellow flooring and the dull grey ceiling had both been replaced by clean and fashionable wood.
"Ta-da!" Puppet cheered as he entered the room too.
"What...what..." Was all Foxy could say, as he was awestruck by the back room too. Ballora came in and also began to marvel over the room.
"Woah..." She said as she took it all in.
"I'll give you the tour, Foxy!" Puppet declared eagerly. "Let's start off with the most important stuff first!" He placed a hand on the chest of drawers. "This right here is where you can put your clothes, and jammies, and stuff!"
"I don't have clothes!" Foxy griped, annoyed that Puppet had gotten him something to store stuff that he didn't have.
"Ew, that means there's underwear! Gross!" Ballora whined as she backed away as quickly as she could.
"Foxy, you do have clothes! You can keep them in there." Bon-Bon cut in, popping up next to them. "You can store those security guard clothes and maintenance people clothes!"
"BON-BON!"
"Sorry." Bon-Bon ran out of the room. "Okay, now I'm going to hide. I'm scared right now."
"Bonnie, come out! Where are you?" Foxy called, exiting the trapdoor and coming back into his room. Bon-Bon was resting against the wall, his eyes shut thoughtfully. "Oh, there you are!"
"Oh, don't worry about me." Bon-Bon assured him, opening an eye slightly. "I'm just chilling and ignoring whatever happens in there. Pay no mind."
Foxy nodded and entered back into his back room, where Puppet and Ballora still where.
"Can we watch tv?" Ballora asked Puppet, gazing longingly at the tv screen on the wall.
"That's actually not just a tv, but that's not important right now." Puppet replied, waving it off. He went over to the shelving unit. "This right here is the state-of-the-art normal shelf. For all your shelf needs!"
"Um...okay." Foxy muttered. He didn't have much of an opinion on the shelving unit, except that he might have trouble reaching the higher areas of it.
"I'm not sure how you could reach the top shelf, but I'm sure you can figure it out."
"Eh, I'll just throw Bon-Bon up there if I need to access it."
"Wait, what?" Foxy could hear Bon-Bon stutter from the other room.
"Oh, yeah, you could throw Bon-Bon up there. Ew, that's a weird name."
"What about this computer?" Ballora asked. "I want this computer. Can I have it?"
"No, it's meant for Foxy. However, this is actually a super-duper computer. Your old computer, Foxy, was lame and smelly, so I souped it up! I put mice in there, and they're running on cogwheels."
"That sounds like the exact OPPOSITE of what I would have wanted." Foxy told Puppet, frowning.
"I think it's nice! Can you put guinea pigs in mine?" Ballora asked, smiling.
"You have a computer?" Puppet replied, his eyes widening in surprise.
"Um, no. I don't." Ballora stared at the ground for a moment.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." Foxy mocked her. "Anyways, what's this right here?" He pointed at the giant tv screen. "Is this a tv?"
"This is for all of your spying needs!" Puppet exclaimed eagerly. "You know how you like to spy on people?"
"What?"
"Yeah! You were talking to me about it the other day."
"No, I wasn't-"
"He knows too much!"
"Shut up, voice."
"On this giant monitor," Puppet explained, having not heard the voice this time, "you can check every room in the building! You can check Ballora's room-"
"You better not look at my room." Ballora threatened Foxy unhappily.
"-my room, Freddy's room, the basement-"
"Wait, did he just say basement?"
"Basement?" Foxy stuttered. When did they have a basement in the pizzeria?
"Ah, that's not important!" Puppet shrugged it off, shaking his head quickly. "It's fine, don't worry!"
"Puppet!"
"The point is, you can look at everything!"
"Puppet, you can't ignore us like this. Basement?"
"Hmm? Nice tv!" Puppet patted the tv again.
"Yeah, it is a nice tv, but-"
"It plays Blu-ray, too!" ("Blu-ray? Oooh!" Ballora chattered from next to them.)
"You do understand that I didn't tell you to re-decorate?" Foxy groaned. He had told Puppet yesterday that he only needed a new monitor, but now he had gone and changed the room with Foxy knowing. "All I needed was a new monitor, because Freddy threw the previous one down to, um, Garbage."
"Mm-hmm."
"And you did all this."
"Yes. Don't you like it?"
"Um, I...it's nice, but why would a need a tv this big?" Foxy stretched his arm up to indicate the tv's massive size.
"Well, maybe you'd just like to sit back, relax, and, y'know, experience the 'theater live'."
"Where do you sit to watch it, though?" Ballora interrupted. She sat on the chest of drawers. "This?"
"Yeah!"
Foxy sat down and cringed; it wasn't at all nice to sit on. "This isn't very comfortable."
"Well, you could just sit on your computer chair and turn sideways." Puppet put a hand on the chair next to the computer desk.
"Yeah, but I'm watching it at an angle!" Foxy griped, sitting down in the chair to show Puppet. "Can't I just move the chair?"
"Surprisingly enough, it's nailed to the ground. So, no." Foxy checked and saw that the chair legs did indeed have thick, hard nails in them, which connected the chair itself to the ground. Puppet sighed. "You're just too picky."
"You know, maybe you shouldn't do your show." Ballora suggested, discouraged by Puppet's job with the tv. "Maybe I should! Ballora, with her amazing house makeovers!"
"Um, I'd rather not have my room be pink." Foxy revealed, aware of the color Ballora would use for every room; her favorite one.
"What's wrong with pink? Do you have something wrong with pink?" Ballora snapped, offended somehow.
"Well, I'm partially pink, so I'm not hateful of it. I just don't want to be completely pink. Neither me nor my room. Man, this reminds me of my old suit. I really miss it." Foxy grumbled silently, he could remember the good old days when he had the cool red-orange suit and had an eyepatch and hook, and was a better pirate. Once again, despite his declaration of moving on from the past, he still longed to have his old suit back.
"Oh man, I remember the days when I had a hook, an eyepatch, orange fur. Ah, those were the days!" Foxy reminisced fondly.
"So, can I have my payment for this?" Puppet urged, holding out his hands.
"Um, I didn't agree to this!" Foxy backed away as Puppet stared Foxy down. "You're getting creepy again. Stop."
"Well, then this was certainly a big waste of my time and my resources. I'm just gonna go and rethink some stuff." Puppet left the room.
Ballora looked confused, and Foxy could see this. "Yeah, he keeps trying to get me to buy stuff. Last time it was toys, or something.
Ballora squealed interestedly. "I want toys!"
"Puppet, come back!" Foxy called as he and Ballora exited the room themselves, but Puppet was gone. He turned to Bon-Bon, who was still leaning against the wall silently. "Bon-Bon, where'd he go?"
"I don't know. I wasn't paying attention to his stupid face." Bon-Bon snapped, annoyed.
"Bon-Bon, be nice!" Foxy repeated as he and the others went down the main room and the hallways, searching for their marionette friend. "Puppet! Puppet!"
"Ow! Get out of my way, Bon-Bon!" Ballora whined, her and Bon-Bon pushing each other to catch up to Foxy.
"It's not my fault that you're not fast enough to catch up with us!" Bon-Bon replied, snarky as he passed Ballora. Foxy entered Puppet's room, having a feeling that Puppet would have retreated to his box.
Unfortunately enough for Ballora, Bon-Bon was right. Ballora was also an exceptionally slow runner, the worst of all of the animatronics in fact. She commonly pranced and leaped instead of running, as her jumping skills proved to be more developed than her running skills.
"Puppet, knock knock!" Foxy called, tapping on the box.
"Who's there?" Puppet asked halfhazardly.
"Uh, can you come out?"
"Come out from where?"
"Your box."
"I'm not in my box."
"Huh?" Foxy whipped around and jumped. Puppet was standing right behind them.
"How'd you get there? I swore I heard you down in the box!" Ballora asked confusedly.
"No, I was in the restroom!" Puppet revealed, shrugging.
"Were you in the boys' bathroom?" Ballora questioned him, eyeing him with suspicion.
"Yes, OBVIOUSLY!" Puppet jeered, frowning in her face.
"Good!" Ballora huffed, pushing him away. "Besides, those cookies in there are mine anyway-"
"Cookies?!" Foxy exclaimed. If there were cookies in the girls' bathroom, it would be infinitely worth it to go in there. He rushed into the girls' bathroom, Ballora chasing after him with shouts of protest as Foxy checked every area of the room, only to find no cookies. "Where are they? I don't see them!"
"I have them!" Ballora said, pushing him back. "They're in my pockets."
"Aw, man..." Foxy groaned, disappointed as he exited the girls' bathroom.
"We can go in the girls' room, dummy! I am one!"
"Shut up, voice. Your existence doesn't alter my privileges." Foxy growled back at the voice, wanting it to stay quiet.
"We can go in!"
"Voice, not now!"
"Stop pushing me, Ballora!" Bon-Bon grumped as Ballora pushed him away from the bathroom door.
"Well, then get out of the girls' bathroom! Only girls can go in!" Ballora instructed the hand-puppet sternly.
"I can go in! It's where I came out from, after all!"
"You're a boy, Bon-Bon! And besides, you came out of the boys'."
"No, the girls'."
"Um, no, you came out of the boys'."
"Girls'."
"You know what?! I'm not gonna argue with some dumb puppet. I'm gonna go back in here, so I can dance, practice, and eat cookies." She went into the bathroom, out of sight.
"Um, that sounds like a really weird thing to do." Foxy admit, but Ballora gave him no response, so he turned to Puppet to talk to him instead. "So, who helped you redecorate my room, anyhow?"
"It was all me! And..." Puppet muttered the last word, but it was so inaudible that Foxy could only just hear it when he listened with all his might.
"And who?"
"Hmm? I didn't say anything."
"You did say something. You said 'and' and then your voice kind trailed off."
"No, no."
"Yes."
"I think you're just hearing stuff again."
"No, you definitely said 'and' and then got quiet!" Bon-Bon yelled. "I'm not fooled."
"Just tell me, Puppet. Who was it?" Foxy asked insistently, wanting Puppet to give him the truth.
Puppet looked reluctant for a moment, then smiled nervously. "Nobody important. Say, I gotta use the restroom as well! And maybe find a dragon or something." Puppet rushed into the bathroom. Foxy followed him, stuttering indecipherably at Puppet's actions. "Hey, I'm busy! No following!"
"How?! No, I'm following you! I don't trust you. There has to be a secret door in here, or something." Foxy inspected the walls, trying to find a secret.
"I said don't follow me!"
"Is there a secret door-"
"GO!"
"Okay, fine! Geez!" Foxy left the room, upset.
"Man, our friends are being weird today!" Bon-Bon pointed out as he slouched against the wall, having waited for Foxy to leave the boys' bathroom. "You know what? I think you should go and see what Ballora's doing."
"What?! Are you sure?" Foxy knew he was not meant to enter the girls' bathroom, and he was afraid that Ballora would be doing something private in there.
"Yeah! I mean, she said she was gonna dance in there, so you can't possibly get in trouble for going in to watch her!"
"Okay, fine. I'll do it."
"Yes, do it."
Foxy entered the girls' bathroom to the strange noise of what seemed to be chewing. He looked into the open stall and was greeted with Ballora seated on the closed toilet, scarfing up a large number of chocolate-chip cookies.
"Are you serious?"
Ballora screamed. "AH! GET OUT OF HERE, SHOO!"
"Are you just sitting there, eating cookies?"
"No!"
"Yes, she was eating cookies!"
Foxy didn't tell off the voice this time; it was right anyhow. Ballora was eating cookies. All he did was groan at the obnoxious voice.
"Get out, or I'm gonna tell on you!" Ballora threatened him. "You're gonna get in big trouble if I do that!"
"And who are you gonna tell?"
"I'm gonna, uh...tell Freddy! Yeah, he won't like this!"
"Oh, Freddy! I'm so SCARED!" Foxy said sarcastically.
"You're not supposed to be in here, okay?" Ballora sighed, worn out. "This is the girls' bathroom."
"We can be in here if we want!"
Foxy growled at the voice, and it went quiet. He focused back on Ballora. "Ugh, sorry about that. Had a moment."
"This is really awkward." Ballora whined quietly, exiting the stall and pushing Bon-Bon aside, who had also entered the bathroom.
"Hey, stop pushing me around!" Bon-Bon screamed as he and Foxy followed Ballora out of the bathroom.
"I'M-JUST-GONNA-GO-BYE!" Ballora yelled hurriedly, and then rushed off towards her room, with the door already wide open. Foxy and Bon-Bon followed her inside her room as Ballora rushed back onto her pedestal.
"Wait, I just wanna talk!" Foxy called her desperately.
"And take your body!"
"I told you to stop doing that!" Foxy berated the voice angrily, shutting it up again.
"Yeesh, who are you talking to?" Ballora asked as she approached them.
"Yeah, I was wondering about that thing too!" Bon-Bon added. "He keeps talking to himself all the time. It's so, so weird!"
"Oh, and you think you're any better? You keep talking over us all the time and getting distracted by the area!"
"I'm sorry! I just can't help it- woah, this chair looks nice..."
"Okay, I'm just gonna go over in this room and get away from you.." Ballora retreated into the room beside her stage. Foxy was about to chase after her when he heard footsteps behind him. He turned and saw that Puppet was peeking through the open door.
"Puppet." Foxy said.
"Aah! Hello."
"I saw you standing here. What are you doing?"
"Just standing here, talking to my friend."
"Who? There's no one else here." Foxy inspected the corner of the hall that Puppet had hid by to peek into Ballora's room. Sure enough, nobody else was there.
"You, silly!" Puppet laughed, although it was in a tone that sounded doubtful and without truth.
"This is getting weird again-" Foxy turned around to see Ballora poking her head out of the door next to the stage, which was open. Foxy felt surprised to see this; he thought Ballora couldn't open doors. "Ballora, you opened that door?!" Ballora gasped and retreated into the room, but Foxy came to the door anyways.
"No, it's...well, let me explain." Ballora replied. She came out to Foxy and began to show off the area by the door. "There's actually a little button-or more rather, plate- down beneath this door that opens it." Foxy looked down, and located the plate. It had the exact same color and texture as the floor, and was so well hidden that Foxy knew he would have never found it if Ballora hadn't shown him it.
"Ooooh!" Puppet gasped as he entered the room. Foxy entered it too, and so did Ballora and Bon-Bon. The vent was still open, the iron grate door still pulled open.
"Actually, we never checked in here!" Foxy mentioned, pointing out the vent. He went inside and climbed up the ladder to the brown vent corridor above. "What is this?"
"Get out of my diary room! It's where I go to write in my diary." Ballora informed him as she chased after him. Foxy went down the corridor, another ladder went down further. Foxy went down the ladder a bit of the ways, heading to a floor of the vent where there were two openings; both showing Ballora's room.
"Woah, this is totally new!" Foxy exclaimed as her marveled over the area. There was so much more of the pizzeria, and Foxy had never yet explored it all, so this was new to him. "This is crazy. More vents, more awesomeness." Foxy went back to the ladder and went down to the next floor, exiting the vent entirely.
The room he was in now was very unpleasant. Some of the walls were colored like Ballora's walls, although one wall had the familiar red-and-white stripes. Dirt patches scattered the white tile flooring, which was dirty. There was no lightbulbs to illuminate the room, casting a darkness on it all, with the light of the vents providing a feeble glow that barely showed off the room.
"Woah, there's a random room back here!" Foxy gaped, sort of scared of the uninviting darkness of the room.
"I know, that's where I practice my secret dancing skills!" Ballora called back to him.
"Um, were you digging up the ground here?" Foxy asked as he examined the dirt patches.
"No, what are you talking about?"
"It's like someone dug here."
"What?!"
"Yeah!"
"Are you sure you didn't do that, Foxy?"
"No, I only just got down here! Come and see it!"
Ballora came down the ladder and into the room. She looked thoroughly surprised, most likely having never seen the room before.
"What?! Where did this come from?!" She exclaimed.
"See?" Foxy commented as he showed off the dirt patches. "Somebody's been digging down here!" Puppet came into the room as well and examined the dirt patches. He said nothing, but did seem notably curious about it.
"Puppet, was this done by you?"
"Nah, I didn't even know that this room existed!" Puppet replied.
"Uh, are you being serious?"
"Yeah!"
"This is eerie!" Ballora whined, not liking the room. Foxy went back to the ladder, ready to head back, when suddenly...
"HEY, WHO ARE YOU?! HEY, GET OUT OF HERE!" Bon-Bon screamed from back in Ballora's room.
"Woah, Bon-Bon! Are you okay?!" Foxy called back, concerned, but there was no reply. Foxy and co. went up the ladder and back down the upper vent corridor.
"What's wrong?" Ballora inquired Foxy.
"Bon-Bon went quiet-" Foxy began, but then winced in pain as he dropped down past the first ladder back to the vent entrance. "Ow, ow, ow."
"Oh, yeah, there was a bit of a fall there..." Ballora told him as she dropped down, Puppet following behind them. The exited back into the back room. Bon-Bon was huffing and puffing, out of breath as he stood by the door.
"Oh, there you are!" Bon-Bon uttered, breathing heavily. "I just saw something, but I don't know what it was! It ran off really fast."
"Uh, that's weird..." Foxy muttered, now actually worried. Who was here in the pizzeria? Foxy had a bad feeling inside him. He went into Ballora's room, but the others did not follow.
"Go check it out!" Ballora urged him.
"I'll go look, I'll go look." Foxy assured them, and then he ambled into the hallway. He went down it, looking around, but the area was deserted. It was quiet, so quiet in fact that Foxy could hear a pin drop nearby. The others followed him from a distance, Bon-Bon closer and more confidently, but Ballora and Puppet more afraid and unsure. Foxy saw nothing, and drew a conclusion then and there: "It doesn't look like anyone's around."
"Nobody at all? I mean, are you sure?" Ballora asked, still cautious. Foxy checked Puppet's room and peeked over into his water ride.
"Yeah, I'm sure. If somebody was here, we would have heard he or she opening doors."
"He or she? Maybe...they'll have cookies?" Ballora held out her stack of cookies.
"Maybe."
"Well, they better not be in the girls' bathroom." Ballora checked inside the room quickly, then came back out. "Nope, nobody."
"No one." Foxy muttered as he went through the smaller hallway and came into the main room, checking every area of it; including the bouncy house. "Huh." The others came up to him, and they face each other by the entrance. "Well, we need to find out more about this thing. Bon-Bon, did it look human?"
"No, it looked like one of us, but...weirder." Bon-Bon retorted anxiously.
"Can you explain it?"
"Not really, it just looked bizarre."
"Geez, you're no help to us."
"Yeesh, sorry! I only saw it out of the corner of my eye, how'd you expect me to have seen everything?!"
Foxy and the others checked the kitchen and break room, but they were also empty.
"Could it have been Garbage?" Ballora eyed the closed garbage chute.
"No, it couldn't have been Garbage." Foxy deduced, aware that there was no way Garbage could have exited the chute.
"Aw, I wish we could talk to Garbage right now, but he's definitely asleep." Ballora sighed as they left the kitchen behind and re-entered the main room.
"Me too, but I'm sure he's sleeping right now. We'll talk to him later."
"Soon...soon he will come."
"Woah, what?!" Foxy exclaimed, hearing the voice's statement. The others looked around fearfully, but nobody else was there.
"What was that?"
"That's so odd..."
"That's really weird..."
The others chattered anxiously about it, but then stopped as Bon-Bon approached Foxy.
"You know? We should just go and relax." Bon-Bon suggested. "And wait, you know."
"Ugh, good idea." Foxy agreed as he re-entered his room, pushing the door of the wooden wall open to get inside. "I'll just go into my supposed NEW, DECORATED ROOM." Foxy sighed.
"It's new and improved!" Puppet commented as he left.
"Yeah, you tell yourself that."
"Well, I'm gonna go eat cookies and dance." Ballora left as well.
"And I'm gonna go to bed." Puppet added.
"Okay, goodnight." Foxy and Bon-Bon went into through the trapdoor and entered the back room closing the door behind them. Bon-Bon sat down on the chest of drawers and Foxy took a seat on his desk chair.
"Why's everything been so strange, recently?" Bon-Bon asked as he settled himself down to sleep.
"I don't know, but.." Foxy looked over at his tv, ready to find its purpose later, to calm down by using his pc before he went to bed, and said: "...maybe this tv will come in handy."
Chapter 23: A Pirate's Challenge
Summary:
A bold claim quickly turns into a game to find the best pirate among the group.
Chapter Text
"And that's how I escaped from prison." Bon-Bon concluded, finishing his story.
Foxy, Ballora, Puppet, and Bon-Bon sat in the main room, on another calm night. Right now, Bon-Bon had just finished telling about how he had made a daring escape from a maximum security prison.
The others shared looks of befuddlement and doubt as Bon-Bon stared at them, looking proud.
"That was...you didn't do that, you got that from a movie!" Puppet cut in, unimpressed.
"No, no, that's actually what I did." Bon-Bon insisted, his proud grin stretching wider. "I jumped onto a moving train, flew on a plane, and then jumped into a river!"
"You said you got here through a hole!" ("The toilet." Ballora muttered nearby.)
"Well, I lied. The toilet was part of it, but to end a long journey, you do have to stop somewhere. And this is where I ended up, yep!"
"Um, you know that didn't happen, right?" Foxy asked, seeing through Bon-Bon's obvious lies. Foxy already had heard the real story when Bon-Bon had came, so he wasn't fooled. "You came from some place below us. That prison break story never happened."
"Yeah, it did."
"You even told us that Freddy abandoned you!"
"Well, I DON'T like talking about it, okay?!"
"Woah, okay."
Bon-Bon sighed, smiled a little, then looked to Ballora. "Ballora, hey! How are you doing today?"
"I'm good. I'm just listening to you talk about prison, and jail, and stuff." Ballora replied, partly bored.
"You just said the same thing twice. Prison and jail are the same thing." Puppet pointed out.
"No, I didn't. Stop being mean, Puppet."
"You did. They're literally the same exact thing." Foxy added, squinting at Ballora.
"Yeah, they are!" Bon-Bon agreed.
"No, they're different. Jail has the cell with bars, while prison is in a box in a far away place." Ballora claimed.
"She doesn't get it, does she?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy, giving Ballora an annoyed glance. "Yeah, HE doesn't!"
"HE?!" Ballora exclaimed, outraged. "Did you just call me a guy?!"
"Yeah, cause you are!"
Ballora stood up and walked over Bon-Bon giving him a furious look.
"No, wait! He's kidding, yeah!" Foxy broke in, pushing Ballora back and smiling nervously. "Don't worry."
"Hmm." Ballora muttered. She nodded and sat back down, but continued to stare at Bon-Bon with displeasure.
"Well, I do get kinda confused, because Foxy looks just like a girl." Bon-Bon explained. "Remember that one time when you were a girl, Foxy?"
"I don't like to talk about that!" Foxy growled. He could remember it clearly, and he had never been a girl. There had once been a girl fox in a previous location he had been in, but he wanted to avoid talking about it to everyone else. "Look, that was another Foxy."
"What are you talking about, another Foxy? Does that mean that girl Foxy wasn't you-"
"Don't worry about it!" The others stared at Foxy, baffled. "You guys didn't hear that, right?"
"They know too much."
"Shut up, voice. But really, you guys didn't hear that, right?"
"Well, I heard it, but I didn't get the full gist of it because I don't really pay attention anymore." Ballora said.
"Yeah, I mean, it's not like we're one foot away from you or anything." Puppet added.
Foxy breathed a sigh of relief. They couldn't figure it out, even when they were that close.
"You're not that smart, Foxy." Bon-Bon insulted.
"Leave me alone." Foxy retorted, wanting Bon-Bon to stop saying mean things.
"YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART!"
"Stop saying that! Ugh, geez!" Foxy decided it was time to change the subject back to the storytelling. "So...does anyone else have any good stories? Bon-Bon isn't that good at telling them, so we need to switch gears. You guys got anything?"
"Yes, I do!" Puppet answered, raising his hand.
"Okay, what do you have?"
"A long time ago, before I worked here, I had a job as a sailor!"
"I don't believe that-" Foxy was interrupted by Ballora, who had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly.
"Hey, I barely even said anything yet!" Puppet cried, running up to her.
"Ballora, wake up!" Foxy yelled.
"Huh? What? Are you done telling the story?" Ballora sputtered as she woke up.
"No! I only got to say, like, fifteen words!"
"It's really tiring to listen to all of you talk."
"Yeah, I know!" Foxy cut in. "But the thing is, being a sailor is like being a pirate! But you're not a pirate, Puppet! I am! I'm Foxy the pirate, arrrgh!"
"I bet that I could be a better pirate than you." Puppet upheld, sneering.
"No, I'm the best."
"Yeah, he is pretty good at being a pirate." Bon-Bon backed Foxy up, shrugging.
"Be quiet Bon-Bon! I'm definitely the most capable of being a pirate!" Ballora declared, standing on the table to show off.
"I bet neither of you could even steer a ship!" Puppet challenged sharply.
"Good things we have no way to prove your pirate skills!" Foxy laughed. "I'm the best pirate, and there's no way to show otherwise!"
"Yeah, there is! You could go into the one room that has the boats." Bon-Bon suggested to them.
"Bon-Bon, you're putting me on the spot here!" Foxy whispered to Bon-Bon irritably. "They weren't supposed to know about that!"
"Oh yeah, that place!" Puppet exclaimed. "Let's go test out our skills there!"
Foxy sighed. "Okay, we can go there, but we can't go IN because there's water. You know that already."
"Don't worry, that won't stop you." Bon-Bon added as they ran along the hall to the water area.
"Bon-Bon!" Foxy griped. He cursed the hand-puppet inside his head; he was getting really sick of him. He had been a nuisicance to everybody ever since he had came, and now he was doing the one thing Foxy had hoped wouldn't happen: he was putting his pirate skills to the test.
Foxy loved that he was pirate. It had been a honorable title that the others had never shared, and he took pride in it. But now, he was in fear. If the others could prove that they were better pirates, his title would be lost, and his pride extinguished. Foxy refused to let that happen, and felt determined to prove he was the better pirate.
"What, are you SCARED?" Ballora taunted Foxy as they walked up to the entrance of the water area.
"No, not at all! Look, I'll jump in-" Foxy stopped in his tracks and stared nervously down at the water. Foxy was slightly sure that they were waterproof, but he still felt afraid to go in the water. He knew that even though he was a pirate, he had never been on a ship in water, or had even gotten into water. Foxy laughed anxiously and backed away from the entryway.
"See? There's nothing to worry about over here at all!" Ballora assured him as she herself went into peeked through the entryway instead.
"Yeah, uh...say, what's that over there?" Foxy pointed at the water.
"Where?" Ballora looked down into the water, distracted.
"Ha!" Foxy shouted as he pushed Ballora, who screamed and fell into the water. Thankfully, it was shallow enough to only reach the animatronics' hips, so she wasn't submerged.
"Ah! No! NO!" Ballora screamed, in a full-blown panic. She jumped out of the water, reaching almost the ceiling in height before splashing back down. The animatronics gaped as they watched her do so, and even Ballora herself looked surprised that she had accomplished it. "Woah, I jumped really high somehow."
"Yeah, I don't know how you did it." Foxy commented. "But I must say, you are really good at jumping."
"Well, yeah. I used my ballerina skills- AAH, I'M STILL IN THE WATER! ...wait, I'm okay."
"Yeah, I was gonna tell you that. I think you're airtight. Or, to be more simple, waterproof, so I think it's perfectly fine." Ballora seemed cheerful now and began to swim around the water area.
"Swimming, swimming, swimming..." Foxy could hear her mutter as she went along.
"Alright, now I know that we can swim in there, but..." Foxy continued. He turned to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, I don't think you can go in there, so you stay right here."
"But I don't wanna!" Bon-Bon complained, unhappy to not be able to join in.
"I'm sorry, but you have to."
"Okay, whatever..."
Foxy sighed. The real reason he wasn't allowing Bon-Bon to step foot in the water was that he knew Bon-Bon wouldn't be able to swim properly. Foxy had planned to help him learn how eventually, but he knew that now Bon-Bon would drown if he tried to go in the water area. He settled on keeping Bon-Bon outside, for his personal safety.
"Okay, Ballora, can you bring me over a boat?" Foxy asked her, secretly not wanting to jump into the water himself. "It would be really nice of you-"
"You get your own boat!" She yelled back at him stubbornly as she kept swimming.
"But-" Foxy felt himself tripping from distraction, and he flopped into the water. "OH NO! AAAAAA- oh wait, we're waterproof. It's fine. Okay, let's grab our boats." Foxy swam over to one of the three boats floating in the water. Ballora helped herself into another. "Okay, Puppet, you can come in now." Puppet wasn't be the entrance. "Puppet? Oh!" Foxy gasped; Puppet had already gotten himself over to the third boat and climbed into it. "How'd you get down to your boat so fast?"
"I've been here before!" Puppet explained.
"No, no, that's a lie." Foxy denied it, not wanting to admit that Puppet had skill. "Okay, now we're in boats. Time for me to prove how good I am!" Foxy looked down inside the boat. Each boat had a steering well and a lever that went forward and backward, which were both used to control the boat. "Watch my skill!" Foxy maneuvered his boat forward; it collided with Puppet's boat and broke into many pieces. "Oh."
"Ha ha, you broke your boat!" Ballora laughed as she kept going around in her own boat.
"Well, you know what?! I'm taking your own boat. Gimme it." Foxy waded over to her boat and struggled with her, trying to get her off.
"I have another boat, just take it!" Ballora pulled out a small package and pressed a button on it; it inflated up into a boat. She pushed it over to Foxy.
"Oh, thanks." Foxy thanked hers he climbed in. "Wait, how'd you get that?"
"Um, there was an inflatable one in my back pocket."
"Well, thanks anyway. Time to show off my skills!"
(Author's Note: The boating part is just the animatronics going around in the water area with boats, and it would take me WAY LONGER then needed to describe everything in detail. So this next part is entirely character dialogue. I've labelled who's talking so nobody gets confused.)
Foxy: "See, look at this skill! I'll go around in circles!"
Puppet: "Vroom!"
Foxy: "See, look at my skills! Hey, you're going the wrong way!"
Puppet: "No, YOU were going the wrong way!"
Foxy: "No, I was. The correct way is righty tighty the whole way around. Not lefty loosey- oh, I broke my boat again!"
Ballora: "Here, have another boat."
Foxy: "No thanks, I already got another one. Hey, where do you keep getting these boats from?!"
Ballora: "I like to keep boats in my pocket, okay?!"
Foxy: "That's really, really weird. We're gonna have to talk about that."
Puppet: "My boat is all wonky, this is not fair!"
Foxy: "Yeah, my boat's all wonky, too- darn, I crashed again! At least there was another boat here. Yeesh, no wonder this ride's been closed for a while!"
Ballora: "Did NO ONE charge the batteries on these boats?"
Puppet: "My goodness, this is hard!"
Foxy: "See, now I'm going around- oop, I broke another boat."
Ballora: "Here, have another boat."
Foxy: "Okay, seriously, you have too many boats! Well, at least I'm back in a boat now. Now I can go around in circles- darn, crashed again!"
Puppet: "Oh no, me too!"
Foxy: "Ballora, do you have another boat- oh, thanks."
Puppet: "Yeesh, how many boats do you have, Ballora?"
Foxy: "There we go, going the right way now. See, look at this skill!"
Ballora: "Ow, my boat crashed! Thank goodness I have another. Yeah, I'm Ballora the boat master!"
Foxy: "Oop, I crashed again- thanks, Ballora. Wow, she has a lot of boats."
Puppet: "Oh no, my boat! I need another one, too."
Ballora: "You don't get another boat."
Puppet: "But I need one!"
Ballora: "Ugh, fine. You can have another."
Foxy: "Oop, crashed again!"
Ballora: "No, I crashed! Ugh, this is not working."
Puppet: "I'm the only one with a boat, I WIN- hey, give that back, Foxy!"
Foxy: "Ha, now I have the boat! It's all mine, la la la!"
Puppet: "It's my boat! Give me back my boat!"
Foxy: "Nope, it's all mine!"
Puppet: "No, it's mine!"
Foxy: "Ha ha, I win! I am the pirate king- oh. Well, now none of us have boats."
Puppet: "Ballora, do you have any more boats?"
Ballora: "Yeah, I have INFINITE boats! Here, you can have one-"
Foxy: "Ha, now it's mine!"
Ballora: "Oh, he just stole your boat!"
Puppet: "Foxy, you cheater!"
Foxy: "Now I'm the king- ugh, not again!"
Ballora: "Ah ha, you broke the boat! Here Puppet, take yours, too."
Foxy: "Why do these boats keep breaking so EASILY?! These are the worst boats ever! Well, thanks for the boat, Ballora."
Ballora: "Did you make these boats?"
Foxy: "Nope, it wasn't me- come on, not again!"
Ballora: "God, these boats are so BAD!"
Foxy: "I say that we get out of here. It's already been proven that I am the best pirate/boat captain ever."
Puppet: "You cheated! You broke all of our boats!"
Ballora: "Yeah, no one likes cheaters!"
(Author's Note 2: And now, back to your regularly formatted story.)
Foxy climbed out of the water area, shook off the water, then turned to Bon-Bon. "I'm the best, right, Bon-Bon?"
"Well, I couldn't see any of that from where I was, soooooooo….." Bon-Bon muttered. "I'm just gonna say that you won, because I don't like this."
"Guys, have you got out?" Foxy turned and saw that Puppet and Ballora had got out of the water area as well.
"Yeah, we're over here." Ballora told him.
Foxy nodded. He knew it was time to stop using the boats. The entire experience had been low-class: the boats were rickety and broke easily, and were also hard to maneuver. Foxy was ready to do something else.
"Okay, then, let's go."
"Wow, finally, we're moving along! I was so bored just standing over there." Bon-Bon sighed in relief as they went back down the hall. "So can I go in the water?"
"No, you can't."
"Aw, c'mon! I want to go in there with you guys!"
"Little Bon-Bon would drown because he's so SMALL." Ballora taunted him.
"Yeah, and you don't even have LEGS!" Puppet added. He and Ballora laughed at Bon-Bon.
"Grr, that's not funny!" Bon-Bon howled, upset.
"Woah, we were just joking!" Ballora exclaimed, no longer trying to be mean. "Calm down, Bon-Bon!"
"NO, I'M NOT GONNA CALM DOWN."
"Woah, what's with that voice?" Foxy gasped as they entered the main room.
"His voice sounds weird when he gets angry." Ballora pointed out. "It's sort of horrifying, and yet funny at the same time."
"Well, we need to get back on the topic of the boats!" Puppet cut in. "That wasn't too far, Foxy!"
"Yeah.." Ballora agreed, but before Foxy could respond, he found himself suddenly forced to inspect Ballora's suit.
"She has a nice body to take over. Yes, she does! Heh heh heh..."
"Wha?!" Ballora gasped, stepping away.
"Oh, uh, sorry!" Foxy apologized, embarrassed as he regained control. "That wasn't m- you have a nice figure, okay?"
"Uh, excuse me?"
"You're a good ballerina, that's what I meant to say! You can dance well, you can do stuff well, you know!"
"Well, yeah, I know I am. Duh!"
"I've changed my mind. She knows nothing."
"Exactly, yeah!" Foxy agreed with the voice.
"What?! I know nothing?" Ballora shouted, appalled.
"You know everything, YES! That's what I meant to say! What am I talking about, ha ha ha..."
"YOU know nothing, Foxy." Ballora insulted him back angrily.
"I know EVERYTHING."
"Yeah, yeah, right." Bon-Bon cut in. "He says that now, but tomorrow, he'll probably be all like: 'Hi! My name is Foxy!'"
"Hey, I don't do that all the time!"
"You do. I must say, you break down WAY too much."
"Um, well, actually, that's kinda true. I think there's something wrong with my electronics."
"Clearly." Ballora amended, glancing at Foxy. "Or maybe there's something wrong with Bon-Bon."
"Nope!" Bon-Bon said immedietaly.
"Well, there needs to be another way we can prove who the best pirate is, 'cause that was not fair." Puppet announced.
"I am the best pirate." Foxy replied. "It's known."
"Maybe we can poke our eyes out and see who looks better with an eyepatch?" Ballora suggested doubtfully.
"I have an idea! Let's do a contest to see who can do the best 'arrgh'." Puppet concluded.
Oh, ho ho, I'm gonna win this one. Foxy thought, sure of himself that his 'arrgh' would be the best. "Oh yeah, I like this."
"Alright, I'll go first." Puppet stood up and got up on the stage nearby. "I'll be up here. Alright..." Puppet cleared his throat loudly. "Arrgh!"
"I've heard better." Bon-Bon shouted almost instantly after Puppet finished.
"Yeah, see? Bon-Bon agrees." Foxy told Puppet.
"Hey, no disrespecting in the audience!" Puppet stressed, shaking his head disapprovingly.
"What audience?" Ballora said.
"Yeah, we're your only audience, Puppet. Not to mention that we're also the other contestants." Foxy conveyed. "So, yeah, it's kind of a mixed bag here."
"Alright, then let's see you do it, Mr. FANCY PANTS!" Puppet scoffed, getting off of the stage. "Or should I say Mr. NO PANTS?"
"Hey, leave me alone!" Foxy shouted as he got on stage. "Alright, here we go...ARRGH, MY MATEY! ARRGH! See?"
The others nodded a bit.
"That was okay." Ballora admit.
"That really was okay, I'll give you that." Puppet complied nicely.
"Well, Ballora, let me see you try." Foxy voiced, getting off of the stage.
"I'm a girl, and girls aren't pirates." Ballora maintained. "ESPECIALLY if I'm a ballerina."
It occurred to Foxy that Ballora hadn't even been trying to prove that she was the best pirate, she had only joined in just to have fun. He didn't blame her; the pizzeria could get boring quite often. However, he still wanted her to do it, and he knew just how to bait her into it.
"Okay, then you automatically lose." Foxy said.
"No, wait, I'll go! I'll try!" Ballora hollered, getting up on stage.
"Okay." Foxy mumbled, aware that his plan had worked.
"Okay, okay, okay..." Ballora cleared her throat even more loudly than Puppet had. "YAARGH, ME MATEY!" Foxy cringed, her pirate voice was earsplitting. "Okay, was that better?"
"No, that was terrible." Foxy groaned.
"What? No way! That was like, perfect!"
"Nope."
"Aw. Well, I tried." She got off of the stage.
"Alright, my turn!" Bon-Bon proclaimed. "I'm gonna do it right here because I'm AWESOME and I don't have to go up there! Ready?"
"Oh, this is gonna be good, guys, this is gonna be so funny.." Foxy assured the others, silently enough so Bon-Bon could not hear.
"Ready? 1...2..." And then, Bon-Bon, instead of saying 'arrgh', let out the most piercing sound ever, a sound of deepness and scratchiness and horribleness. Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet's faces twisted into a mix of shock, horror, and absolute fear, unable to resist the terrifying noise.
"What was that?!" Foxy and Puppet yammered at the same time.
"Uh...I'm kinda scared..." Ballora sputtered, afraid. She hid behind Foxy."
"Yeah, me too." Puppet stammered, also scared, and then hid behind Foxy too.
"Was that good, guys?" Bon-Bon asked, smiling happily.
"Um...um..." Foxy faltered, horrified by the sound Bon-Bon had produced. "W-what was t-that?" He exchanged nervous glances with the others.
"He didn't even s-say arrgh…" Puppet added, but was too afraid to say it so Bon-Bon could hear it.
"Where'd that come from, inside your voice box?" Ballora questioned needily. "Let me look." She reached for Bon-Bon's jaw.
"Hey, stop! Don't get close!" Bon-Bon protested uncomfortably, then dodged her outstretched hands and ran to Foxy. "Foxy, tell them to stop!"
"I-I-I don't even know w-what you a-are anymore." Foxy quivered. "How did you do such a scary thing over a little contest?"
"I don't know either. It's just the skills I have, apparently."
"Y-yeah, apparently. You could be in a death metal band with that kind of scream, dude."
"Well, thank you very much!" Bon-Bon grinned appreciatively.
"Bon-Bon, in a death metal band. That'd be kinda catchy." Ballora confessed.
"Yeah, actually, I'd listen to them all the time if that were a thing." Foxy concurred. "That sounds like it'd be a great band."
"Yeah, I think I should start a band now!" Bon-Bon cheered. "And by the way, none of you guys are invited."
The animatronics chose to ignore that last statement. Ballora sat down on a stool.
"What instrument would you play?" Puppet asked, somehow interested to hear about Bon-Bon being in a band.
"I will be the vocals!" Bon-Bon revealed, content. "And guitar."
"And guitar?" Ballora and Puppet said at the same time.
"Yep!"
"That's kinda cool." Ballora complimented. "Maybe I could do ballet and play the piano-"
"You're not invited!" Bon-Bon reminded her loudly.
"Can't I at least be one of your backup dancers-"
"Nope. YOU'RE NOT INIVTED."
"Woah..." Ballora gaped.
"You heard me." Bon-Bon bellowed, staring at her furiously.
"That looks is really weird, ooooh…." Ballora got up from the stool and got behind Foxy again.
"Sorry, you guys are not invited to my band. However, I might just let Foxy be there for support."
"So I get to be in the band?!" Foxy asked excitedly.
"Nope, not at all. You're the worst at playing instruments."
"Can we at least get tickets?" Puppet inquired Bon-Bon hopefully.
"...maybe."
"I mean, he doesn't even have a band yet, so we don't have to worry about this." Foxy indicated.
"I wonder how he'd even get a band together in the first place. He only has us, and he won't even invite us." Ballora referred.
"Maybe Garbage can be part of the band." Bon-Bon murmured.
"You want GARBAGE to be a part of your band?!" Foxy exclaimed, shocked that Bon-Bon would pick a security guard over his own friends.
"Well, he is human."
"But he's horrible." Ballora said.
"Well, we don't know. Maybe he actually is really good at playing instruments." Foxy told them honestly.
"Maybe we should go ask him." Puppet suggested.
"Ugh, I guess so. We have nothing else to do." They all headed into the kitchen nearby.
"Yay, we get to talk to Garbage!" Ballora celebrated, happy to be able to talk to their pet security guard again.
"You're a bit excited about this." Foxy chuckled as he crouched down and opened the chute. "Yo, Garbage. What's up, homie?"
"HELP, I NEED SOME FOOD!" Garbage screamed.
"Oh, you need more chicken?"
"Uh, I mean, hello! No more chicken, please."
"Chicken? Okay, I'll go get some more chicken from the fridge!" Ballora said, going over to the fridge.
"No, no more chicken!"
"Here we go!" Ballora yelled happily, grabbing chicken from the fridge. "Here's your chicken!" She threw it down the chute.
"No, please stop! No more chicken!"
"So since we gave you chicken, Bon-Bon wanted to know if you wanted to be in his band." Foxy explained.
"Band?"
"Yeah, he wants to know if you can play any instruments."
"Oh, yeah! I can!"
"What do you play?"
"The electric triangle."
"Bon-Bon what do you think of that- Bon-Bon?" Foxy was confused; Bon-Bon wasn't anywhere in sight within the kitchen.
"Bon-Bon, you're in the stove!" Ballora exclaimed, looking behind the counter. Foxy looked over the counter and saw that Bon-Bon was crawling around inside one of the stoves.
"Don't worry, it's okay. Doesn't feel as bad as you might think it would!" Bon-Bon assured them from inside the stove. "But I do want to go. Can someone get me out of here?"
"I didn't put him in there, I swear!" Puppet yelled. "Although he isn't coming out. Maybe that stove can be his new home."
Foxy went over to the stove and tried to pull Bon-Bon out, but he was stuck in there extremely tight. Foxy sighed, tired of trying to pull the hand-puppet out, and went back to the garbage chute. "Oh well, I guess he's gonna stick around there for a while. So, Bon-Bon, what'd you think of the electric triangle?"
"Well, it could be new and interesting. I think he should try out." Bon-Bon decided.
"What do you think, Garbage?" Foxy asked the former security guard. "Do you wanna try out?"
"Can I go home first?"
"Um, the answer is still no."
"Then no. Go away."
"Bye." Foxy said un-sympathetically, and closed the chute. "Well, that was rude."
"Aww, I was really looking forward to hearing his beautiful voice..." Ballora complained.
"You mean the triangle. He plays the triangle."
"Right, yeah! The triangle. Well, maybe he can sing too." They exited the room, leaving Bon-Bon to get himself unstuck. "So I guess Bon-Bon's gonna stay in the oven?"
"It's starting to get really hot in here, guys!" Bon-Bon called, his voice riddled with distress.
"I think he likes it in there! We should just leave him in there." Puppet implied, still wanting to get rid of Bon-Bon.
"Okay, that's not a good idea. Let's get him out." Foxy responded. They re-entered the kitchen. Foxy went to the stove and began to pull on the hand-puppet again. "Bon-Bon, come on! Come out!"
"You guys are still out there, right?" Bon-Bon asked hurriedly. Foxy began to fiddle with the stove's knobs, trying to turn off the heat.
"Yeah, we're still out here, but you're not coming out. I'll just turn it off-"
"Ow, hot hot hot!"
"Oh, sorry, that was up. Doing it the other way...there we go. You should be fine."
"Maybe we should just come back to this tomorrow night, yeah?" Puppet cut in.
"Um, Puppet, you leave the kitchen first. I don't trust you."
"I'll keep watch." Ballora decided, sitting down by the stove.
"Sounds like a plan." Foxy muttered, leaving the room with Puppet. "I'm gonna go to my room and rethink a LOT of stuff."
"Alright! See ya, Foxy!" Puppet waved goodbye to Foxy as he left the room.
"See ya." Foxy waved back, then went into his room. Thankfully, Puppet had managed to remove the wooden wall somehow, so Foxy found nothing blocking his way. He opened his curtains, stepped inside, and closed them behind him. He decided not to go into the back room today, he didn't feel like it. "Ugh, finally. For once, tonight I get to be alone."
Foxy sat down and began to think, mulling over everything that he had experience over the past few days...
Chapter 24: Bon-Bon VS. Puppet
Summary:
After Puppet attempts to get back at Bon-Bon, Foxy has the two of them compete to see which one of them is better.
Chapter Text
"You know, I should really go check on Bon-Bon." Foxy sighed as he sat down and relaxed inside his cove, his curtains drawn open to let the light of the pizzeria illuminate it. "He didn't come back after the stove fiasco last night. Time to go find him."
Bon-Bon had gotten himself accidentally trapped inside a stove yesterday, and had still been trapped when Foxy had left to go back to his cove. When Foxy had gone to sleep and then woken up, Bon-Bon had not returned. Foxy had not been worried originally, but now he felt slightly concerned; he wasn't sure whether Bon-Bon being missing was either a good thing or a bad thing, but he still figured that he needed to find him.
Foxy got to his feet and stepped out into his room, his eyes searching the area around him to spot the purple-pink bunny. Foxy knew he was small and could be anywhere, so he wanted to keep his eyes open.
"Bon-Bon, are you here? Bon-Bon!" He called, but got no response. "Huh, weird. I guess he's still in the stove. I can't believe I'm going to have to go and get him out of there. Man, I hope this'll teach him to be nicer to Puppet." Foxy wandered out of his room and through the main room, but paused as he eyed the kitchen door. Puppet was peeking into it. Foxy went over to him. "Puppet?"
"Woah!" Puppet exclaimed as he turned around. He seemed nervous, but quickly tried to smile to hide it. "H-hey buddy! How are you d-doing?"
"What were you doing in the kitchen?" Foxy asked him. Foxy now felt suspicious; Puppet had been doing something in the kitchen, and Foxy doubted it was anything that he was going to like.
"Uh, making tea for everybody!" Puppet replied, but Foxy could see that he was lying, based on his stutter-infested tone.
"We don't drink tea. And didn't I already tell you that I don't like tea?"
"You don't like a lot of things. But you haven't tried MY tea. I'm not making that gross tea, but some lemonade-tea. It's nice, I'm sure that you'll like it."
"Uh, I don't think that'd be good tea, but that's really not my concern right now. I have to go and check on Bon-Bon-"
"Woah, wait, wait, wait there!" Puppet cut in, pushing him back a little. "You don't need to. Let's just hang out here and talk about the good times and stuff."
"Well, honestly, I should get Bon-Bon out of the stove first so we can all talk-"
"No, let's just have one-on-one time, just the two of us!"
"Maybe I should get Ballora to help me. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea-"
"No no, one-on-one works. Here, have a seat." Puppet pulled out a stool for Foxy to sit on.
"Oh, okay." Foxy stuttered, sitting down reluctantly. "I'll trust you on this one." Foxy decided that he could put his trust in Puppet, at least for now. He still wanted to go find Bon-Bon, but one part of him was telling him that sitting down with Puppet was the way to go.
"So how has your day been, Foxy?"
"Well, my day has been weird. Bon-Bon didn't come back last night, so-"
"OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAA!" Foxy jumped as Bon-Bon came speeding across the room, his back lit on fire, and ran into Foxy's room.
"Bon-Bon, stop!" Foxy yelled as he chased Bon-Bon into the room and quickly helped him get the fire put out. The hand-puppet stopped running and gasped for breath. "Are you okay?"
"I...I was on fire!" Bon-Bon squealed as he panted.
"What?! But I turned the stove off!"
"Well, you didn't! You left it on all night, and all that was in there to keep me from burning was this cake." Bon-Bon pulled out a cake with white icing and sprinkles on it, which looked baked to perfection.
"Well, at least you have cake. But I didn't turn it on, I could've sworn that I turned it...OFF." Foxy had finally put two and two together. He faced Puppet, who was standing next to him. "Puppet."
"Yeah?" Puppet replied.
"Did you go back in there and turn it back on?"
"Well, I went in to make myself a few cupcakes! Maybe I didn't see that there was another thing inside, but I didn't-"
"Wait a second, I remember you." Bon-Bon chimed in, stone-faced. "You had came into the kitchen! And then you started doing something, and I asked you what you were doing, but all you said was 'oh, nothing, blah blah blah', and then, everything got really, really hot. And then I realized that you turned the stove back on!"
"I was hungry! Cupcakes are important to help my...stomach-thing."
"Are you so scared of ME being the better puppet that you tried to get rid of me?"
"Ooo, he told you!" Foxy taunted Puppet, liking Bon-Bon retort. "Hi-five, Bon-Bon!" They did so. "Yeah!"
"Well, I'm not scared because I'm a certified puppet!" Puppet said back, trying not to become dejected. "And what are you?"
"I'm a classical puppet." Bon-Bon replied, snarky. "I'm the real puppet here. You're just a fake, don't you know puppets don't walk?"
"But I'm the original! You aren't."
"No, I am. I was one of the originals from the first location!"
"Yeah, but you weren't a puppet there!"
"You know what, guys? I have the best idea." Foxy told them both. He knew they were ready to prove who was better, so what better way then to do so in friendly competition? "We're gonna have a puppet-off."
"Puppet-off?" Bon-Bon mumbled, confused.
"A contest to see who's the best puppet! You guys will compete, and I will be the judge!"
"And the loser gets kicked off the island, right?!" Puppet exclaimed, trying to find another opportunity to get rid of Bon-Bon.
"No."
"Aww."
"But if we did so, clearly Puppet's the one who'd be leaving, because I'm the better one." Bon-Bon boasted.
"Okay, so here we go!" Foxy said as he led them into the main area to do the competition. "We're gonna figure out who's better, and the first, um, test of puppetry, is...uh.." Foxy looked around the area, trying to find something for Bon-Bon and Puppet to do. He spotted the smaller hallway connected to the main room, and something clicked. "oh, I have an idea!" Foxy led them over near the hallway. "Okay, both of you line up next to each other."
"Um, okay." Puppet replied, he and Bon-Bon getting into position.
"Here's the deal. You guys are gonna race ALL THE WAY down-" Foxy pointed down the hall. "-over to the wall of the bigger hallway, and then come back here. Whoever gets back first, wins."
"Oh, this should be easy." Bon-Bon boasted confidently.
"All the way to the other side and back?" Puppet asked to confirm the task.
"Yep. Don't ask why this has anything to do with being a puppet, it's just something to do with being a puppet. Trust me on this one." Foxy answered. They nodded. Foxu raised up his hand to count. "Okay, in three-"
"Wait, wait, we gotta stretch first! Or else we'll get cramps!" Puppet interrupted him.
"Okay, stretch then." The two puppets did so, stretching out all of their limbs thoroughly. When they had finished, Foxy raised his hand to count again. "Okay, guys, time to start. Make sure you're lined up." The two puppets shifted to make sure that they were lined up properly. "Okay, starting in three, two, one, RACE!"
Bon-Bon and Puppet sprinted away from the position and down the hallway. Bon-Bon was quite faster than Puppet, and zoomed across the hallway to the wall and came back just as Puppet touched the wall himself.
"Woah, ha ha! That was easy!" Bon-Bon cheered, happy.
"No, you cheated!" Puppet cried as he came running back towards Bon-Bon and Foxy.
"So, I'm gonna say that Bon-Bon won that one." Foxy decided, putting a hand on Bon-Bon's shoulder.
"No, he pushed me and went too early!" Puppet exclaimed, pointing accusing fingers at the bunny hand-puppet. "I demand a rematch! Foxy, let us have one!"
Foxy paused, then sighed. He wanted things to be fair, and he was a reasonable judge, so he was willing to let them try again, just to make sure.
"Okay, we'll do it one more time." Foxy agreed, and the two puppets lined up again. "Okay, ready, set, GO!"
They raced down the hall, but the scenario repeated itself in exactly the same way as last time.
"I won!" Bon-Bon cheered once again.
"Wow, Puppet. Bon-Bon STILL beat you!" Foxy said, amazed.
"Ah, yes! The true puppet master is ME!" Bon-Bon proclaimed, waving his hands in the air with glee. Puppet looked dejected.
"No, Bon-Bon, not yet. That was only the first contest." Foxy explained. He guided them to the stage in the main room. "The next one, is, um, JOKE TIME! Okay, first up is Puppet."
"Alright! I got this in the bag!" Puppet whooped as he got up on stage.
"Here's how it'll go. Three jokes for each of you. Whoever makes me laugh the most wins."
"Ugh, this one's kinda boring." Bon-Bon complained as he and Foxy sat down to see Puppet's jokes.
"Alright, here we go." Puppet said, and cleared his throat. "What do you put on a tissue to make it dance better?"
"I don't know, what?" Foxy asked.
"You put a little boogey on it!"
"Oh, good one!" Foxy yelled, laughing a bit. "Good job."
"That was okay." Bon-Bon told Puppet calmly.
"Okay, two more. Go on, Puppet." Foxy ushered Puppet.
"Another one?" Puppet asked.
"Yes, two more."
"Okay. Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Banana."
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock."
"Ugh, who's there?!"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
Foxy groaned. "I didn't like that one. I actually kind of want to bite you now."
"Aw, I spent weeks working on that one!" Puppet griped unhappily. "Okay, third one, then. What did the cabbage say to the carrot when they want to go out on a date?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Lettuce go out for dinner!"
"Okay, that one was good." Foxy admit, clapping politely. Puppet cheered and took a bow, then exited the stage.
"Ew, I don't like lettuce. Lettuce is gross." Bon-Bon complained, disgusted.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, your turn."
"Aw, yay! Time for the TRUE master of comedy to take his turn!" Bon-Bon got up on stage himself, Puppet taking his empty seat. Bon-Bon, like Puppet had, cleared his throat loudly. "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
"I don't know, what?"
"You can't tuna fish!" (tune a fish/ tuna fish)
Foxy laughed loudly. "That one was really good!" Foxy clapped some more.
"Yep, only I could make the funniest jokes!"
"Okay, two more."
"Two more?"
"Yep."
"Okay, then. Why did the computer go to the doctor?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Because he had a virus!"
Foxy and Puppet didn't laugh this time, but instead just stuttered.
"Computers can get viruses?" Foxy asked, perplexed.
"I mean, yes. It's when you download something- you know what, nevermind! Let's just do another one." Bon-Bon cleared his throat again. "You're gonna like this one. Why are pirates called pirates?"
"'Cause we're awesome!" Foxy shouted enthusiastically.
"'Cause they're pirates!" Puppet added.
"Hush, Puppet!" Bon-Bon snapped, causing Puppet to quiet down. "Anyways, they're pirates because...they arrgh!" (are/arrgh) "Hah ha, get it?"
Foxy and Puppet were silent.
"I find that very offensive." Foxy said coldly.
"Boo!" Puppet heckled.
"I'm going to say that Puppet won that round."
"What?! But I thought you'd like that joke!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, surprised.
"Yeah, I won! Time to pack your bags and LEAVE!" Puppet jeered rudely.
"We're TIED, dum-dum." Bon-Bon told Puppet irritatedly.
"Okay, on to the third round." Foxy declared, leading the two puppets into the center of the room. "For this next contest, you have to copy what I do. The first one to mess up loses. Ready?"
"Oh, is this like simon says?" Bon-Bon inquired curiously.
"Kind of. Now, try to do the action at the same time. Okay, ready?" Both of the puppets nodded. "Kneel."
Puppet got on his knees. Bon-Bon looked at himself nervously, realizing he couldn't kneel due to his lack of legs, and instead lowered his body down.
"This is kneeling, right?" Bon-Bon asked.
"I'll take it." Foxy replied. "Now, back up." They did so. "Take a step forward." They also did so. "Walk right." Bon-Bon went to the right, but Puppet went left instead.
"You went left, Puppet." Bon-Bon told Puppet.
Puppet gasped in horror. "No, I DID! Noooo…"
"Puppet, you lost. I'm sorry, but this round goes to Bon-Bon." Foxy decided.
"No, wait! One more go!" Puppet begged.
"Okay, fine. Go right." The two puppets both tried to, but bumped into each other and began to argue loudly. "Okay, enough! I'm saying that Bon-Bon won this one, because Puppet, you were all over the place.
"But you said right, and he went left!"
"You bumped into him."
"Yeah, but...oh, fine."
"There we go. Anyways, we're now on the last round! This round will prove who's the BEST puppet of them all! Here we go!" Foxy imitated a bell signaling boxers to stop boxing.
"Where're you're getting those bell noises from?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Don't ask. Okay, ready?" He led them into the bouncy house. "Let's see who can jump higher in the bounce house. The highest jumper wins."
"Oh no, it's my weakness..." Bon-Bon gasped, fearfull.
"Ready, set, GO!"
Puppet started jumping, trying his best to get higher and higher. Bon-Bon, still without legs, began to try and bounce using his arms and stomach.
"Woah, Bon-Bon. You can jump higher than I thought you could." Foxy said.
"Are you ready for my super-jump?" Puppet shouted eagerly. "Here we go! Hi-YA!" Puppet did a fantastically high jump, almost reaching the ceiling of the bouncy house, before coming back down.
"No, no!" Bon-Bon whined as he kept trying to jump.
"Sorry, Bon-Bon, but Puppet won this one." Foxy told the bunny hand-puppet.
"Aw, man. He cheated." Bon-Bon complained.
"If you guys will excuse me, I need to go and deliberate to find out who the winner's gonna be." Foxy explained. "Wait right there." Foxy walked a safe distance from them and over to the front doors. "So, what do you think?"
"I think the winner was..." The voice whispered its answer into his ear.
"Oh, you think so too?"
"Yes."
"Okay, but we can't be too sure yet. Let me keep thinking."
Puppet and Bon-Bon stood in the center of the main area, watching Foxy have a conversation with himself nearby.
Bon-Bon felt befuddled to see this. Foxy had been talking to something recently; and Bon-Bon could never see what it was. He didn't know what to think.
"Who's he talking to?" Puppet asked Bon-Bon.
"I don't know." Bon-Bon replied. "He's always talking to someone who isn't there. I'm honestly a bit concerned. Are you?" Puppet nodded.
"Okay, I figured out the winner!" Foxy announced as he came back over to Puppet and Bon-Bon. "It's a TIE!" Foxy clapped. "You're both awesome puppets!"
"What?! That's lame!" Puppet protested, unhappy with this conclusion.
"I knew that you had cheated, Puppet!" Bon-Bon exclaimed as he glared at Puppet.
"No, you cheated!" Puppet glared back at him.
"Ugh."
"Well, I'm still the better puppet."
"No, I'm clearly better!"
"I have it in my NAME! You don't!"
"But I am a puppet!"
"Guys, guys, stop fighting." Foxy scolded them, pushing them away from each other. "You two need to apologize. Puppet, say sorry to Bon-Bon."
"I'm sorry..." Puppet said falsely.
"For WHAT?" Foxy added.
"...that you lost, Bon-Bon." Puppet turned away. Bon-Bon gasped.
"Puppet, no! You have to say sorry for almost ROASTING Bon-Bon alive!" Foxy told him sharply.
"I'm sorry that you got in the way of me making cupcakes." Puppet lied, scowling back at Bon-Bon.
"Puppet, say it nicely!"
"No."
"I hate you! When I get my hands on you, I'll BURN YOU like you BURNED ME!" Bon-Bon roared.
"Bon-Bon!" Foxy yelled.
"Sorry..."
"I think you should go and lay down, Bon-Bon." Foxy suggested. "Come on, let's go to bed."
"But I don't want to go!" Bon-Bon moaned opposingly.
"No, go in there NOW!" Foxy pointed at his cove.
"No!"
"Go!"
"...fine!" Bon-Bon huffed. With that, he crawled off into Foxy's cove, muttering naughty words as he went. "Hey, I can't even open the trapdoor to get into the back room!"
"Don't worry about it." Foxy went back up to Puppet. "So, um, yeah. There's two puppets. Remember this. Please, don't cook him. We need him around for other things."
"Yes, other things!"
"Don't worry about that!" Foxy exclaimed, seeing the surprised look on Puppet's face.
"Where'd that come from?" Puppet asked, looking around the room.
"Nowhere, nowhere! Don't worry about it."
"Yes, don't worry."
"Don't worry about that either, okay? Anyhow, I'm gonna go hang out with Bon-Bon for a while. No evil plans. No nothing."
"Well, uh, okay then." Puppet sputtered. "I guess I'll catch you later."
Foxy edged toward his room. "Yep. Bye!"
"Bye!" Puppet left, leaving Foxy.
Foxy entered his room, ready to relax and to quell the anger of his old friend...
Chapter 25: The Rematch
Summary:
Puppet demands a rematch for the previous competition, but this time, he and Bon-Bon aren't the only contestants.
Chapter Text
Foxy, where's your Bon-Bon friend?!" Puppet yelled. "I want a rematch!"'
Foxy was hanging out on stage today in the main room, with the others hanging out with him. Ballora was sitting at a table in the main room, while Puppet had been pacing for a while, and had just now come to talk to Foxy.
"I'm right next to him." Bon-Bon said, popping up next to Foxy.
"Yeah, he's right there." Foxy added. Puppet tore his eyes off Foxy and onto Bon-Bon instead.
"I want a rematch!" He demanded once again.
"Nope, we're not having a rematch! It may have been a tie, but I say that I won fair and square!" Bon-Bon proclaimed.
"No, you cheated! You were in cahoots with Foxy!"
"Grr, I did NOT cheat! You are the cheater here."
"Woah, woah, break it up!" Foxy cut in, pushing them away from each other again. He went near to Puppet. "Dude, you don't want to anger Bon-Bon. He might eat you alive."
"Yes, I WILL!" Bon-Bon growled, acting like a monster.
"Bon-Bon, calm down!"
"Sorry, I had a moment there. It just happens every now and then- I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SOUL!- okay, enough of that! I'm back, and I'm normal Bon-Bon again. Hi guys! It's Bon-Bon!"
"Um, did you fall down the stairs again?" Foxy asked.
"Maybe I did." Was all Bon-Bon said in reply.
"He he, I like his behavior!"
"Shut up, voice. What do you know?" Foxy whispered to the voice, trying to keep it quiet.
"Oh, many things. All I can tell you is that maybe he's got a little bit of me in him. He he hee!"
"Shut up! They don't need to know that you're here."
"Foxy, who are you talking to?" Puppet asked curiously.
"Nobody! Carry on."
"Oh, well, okay." Puppet went back to glaring at Bon-Bon. "We may have tied last time, but I still think it'd be honorable if you do one more challenge against me. And this time, so it's fair, I think we should have some more contestants!"
Foxy gasped. "Hey, hold on." He looked at everybody in the room one by one. Bon-Bon, Puppet, Ballora, me. Bon-Bon, Puppet, Ballora, me...oh no, he's talking about us.
"Did someone say my name?" Ballora inquired them, coming over to them. "What's happening? What are we doing?"
"We're gonna have a CHALLENGE-off-thingamajig!" Puppet declared confidently. Ballora gasped happily.
"Wait, you don't have to include us! I'm only okay at running." Foxy ran back and forth across the room to prove his point; for some reason Foxy's speed had gotten slower over the past few days. "I can jump and follow directions, though-"
"No, not those! These challenges will be completely different from the last ones!" Puppet stated, as they all came down into the center of the main room. "And I already have an idea. For the first challenge, we'll see who can laugh the nicest!"
"That's a really, really weird challenge!" Bon-Bon whined, getting up on a table to see everyone better. He began to hide himself inside the lamp that was on the table.
"Well, you're really weird yourself. You're inside a lamp." Ballora pointed out.
"It's a nice lamp, okay?!"
"What, are you too SCARED to compete?" Puppet laughed.
"Nope, nope! Not at ALL!"
"So who would like to go first, then?"
"I'll go first because I have the best laugh!" Foxy went up on stage and cleared his throat, then began to laugh loudly.
When he finished, Ballora looked confused.
"Was that his laugh, or was he clearing his throat?" She asked.
"That...that was the laugh." Foxy sputtered.
"Yeesh, that sounded awful. Are you okay? Do you need some help?" Puppet said.
"I have some cough drops for you if you need some." Ballora added as they both approached Foxy with a bit of concern.
"No, that was his laugh. It's what it sounds like." Bon-Bon explained. "It's weird, right? I can't even watch movies anymore with him because of that laugh."
"Yeah, that's not a nice laugh, Foxy. You should really look into that." Puppet suggested.
"Nothing's wrong with my laugh! That's how I sound!" Foxy exclaimed, offended. "Is there a problem?"
"Yeah, we need to talk about this." Bon-Bon said. "You need help with your voice. Your voice is so gross!"
"Okay, fine! Hold on!" Foxy grumbled. He turned around so they couldn't see him and opened up a plate on his hand, revealing a set of controls. He twiddled one of the knobs on the controls, making a rewinding sound in his mouth. He finished adjusting the knob, and said:
"Is this better?" He now spoke with a voice as if he was an average man. "Does this sound better?"
"What happened? How'd you do that?" Puppet stuttered, perplexed to see Foxy's voice change just like that.
"Don't ask about what just happened, okay?"
"They don't know what's happening!"
"Again with the voices! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VOICES?!" Ballora shrieked confusedly.
"Are you hearing voices again, Ballora?" Foxy asked.
"What? NO...am I hearing voices?"
"You know what? Forget it. I've decided I don't like this voice. It's too plain. Hold on." Foxy turned back around and adjusted the knob again.
When he opened is mouth to speak, his voice came out as a creature's murky, grotesque voice, that was so clogged it was indiscernible. Foxy gasped, then turned around and adjusted the knob back to the setting it had first been.
"Okay, here we go! Back to normal!" Foxy gasped, relieved to be back with his original voice.
"Yeah, I think we should keep it like that." Ballora replied, changing her mind.
"Yeah, this is better." Puppet agreed. "Well, back to the competition. What about you, Bon-Bon? It's your turn."
"Alright, my turn!" Bon-Bon hollered. "Get ready to be destroyed by my awesome laugh!" Bon-Bon started laughing himself. His laugh was a noticeably fitting giggle that was, Foxy had to admit, a tiny bit annoying.
"That sounds like the squeaker toy my dogs would use." Ballora criticized it.
"Hey, shut up! That sounded cool!" Bon-Bon squealed in a creature-like voice.
"Wait, Ballora, you have dogs?" Puppet inquired Ballora.
"Yes, of course. I have corn dogs, hot dogs, and stuffed animal dogs!"
Foxy and Puppet stared at her.
"Um, Puppet, can I talk to you over here for a second?" Foxy asked, leading Puppet away from the others. Bon-Bon came over to them, too. "Wow, that's so weird. Isn't it unbelievable that she thinks food items are pets?!"
"Well, I don't know. Maybe we should just play along."
"Yeah, I agree. Let's go." Bon-Bon said, and they went back over to Ballora.
"I should probably feed my corn dog soon.." Ballora muttered as they came back over.
"Yeah, uh, you have nice pets! Yeah!" Bon-Bon shouted so she could hear him.
"Alright, time to continue the competition." Puppet interrupted. "Well, since I'm such a gentleman, Ballora, would you like to go first, or would you like me to go first?"
"Uh, okay, sure, fine!" Ballora agreed, going up on stage. "I'm gonna win, anyway..." She got up on stage and cleared her throat, then let out a laugh that would most easily resemble a man talking in a deep voice. "Was that good?"
"That was so scary! I'm gonna have nightmares about this one!" Puppet howled in fear.
"What just happened?" Foxy mumbled, also confused about the laugh.
"I thought that was pretty good." Ballora gloated.
"But...what was that? That was so weird!" Bon-Bon questioned her, perplexed.
"That was my laugh, BON-BON!" Ballora snapped, offended.
"Hey, leave me alone! I'm only just a puppet."
"You sounded very familiar, though." Puppet cited.
"Familiar? Well, you do know me. I'm Ballora. Duh."
"Eh, yeah, you're right. Anyway, step aside!" Puppet ordered her as he and Ballora swapped places. "It's my turn!"
"Oh, gosh, here we go." Foxy denounced, once again doubtful of anything Puppet doing being good. "Just watch, Ballora. It's gonna be the worst laugh ever. Probably really creepy." Ballora nodded, and they waited as Puppet cleared his throat and begin laughing.
Foxy had to admit, Puppet's laugh wasn't bad; Puppet was laughing rather brightly and pleasantly, yet also in a way as a daring, brave knight would in the face of danger. When he finished, the others stared at each other in surprise.
"You know, I think he won. That was a really good laugh." Foxy elected, clapping.
"To be honest, I would have thought mine was better, but I'm feeling nice today, so I guess he won." Ballora acknowledged politely.
"Ha! Get wrecked, Bon-Bon!" Puppet jeered, pushing Bon-Bon slightly as to annoy him.
"Hey, hey! You don't have a squeaker for a voice, so I wouldn't talk if I were you!" Bon-Bon responded, in a biased manner. "Maybe I should just go ahead and-" Bon-Bon's voice became creature-like again "-stuff one down your flimsy puppet throat!"
"Woah, calm down!" Foxy ordered Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon's voice went back to normal. "Sorry, just having a moment."
"Eh, you're just mad that you lost." Puppet mocked the hand-puppet.
"I may have lost the game, but I assure you that you'll lose your head." Bon-Bon growled in the creature voice again.
"Okay, let's move on to the next challenge!" Ballora cut in rather emphatically. "Come on, what's the next one? I'm starting to like these challenges, they're fun."
"I have an idea of how we can pick challenges." Foxy proposed. "I say we each get to pick one. Puppet's already done that, so I'll pick one, and then you can pick one, Ballora, and then Bon-Bon can pick one."
"Okay!" Ballora agreed, and they all nodded.
"Okay, next challenge! Let's see, let's see.." Foxy muttered as he paced, both inspecting the room and thinking to himself on something he could do where he had an advantage. He eyed the balloons situated near the stand just by his own room. Hmm, maybe the balloons? I'm pretty good at popping balloons. Maybe...no, that shouldn't be the challenge. Those are the only balloons we have. It's better just not to waste them. He saw the crates beside the stand. Maybe those crates have balloons?
"You should take their bodies and give them to me!"
"Say, that's a good idea- hey, NO! That's not a challenge! Ugh." Foxy thought some more before finally coming up with an idea. "Okay, guys, I got a challenge! The best catchphrase."
"Ooh, that one sounds nice!" Puppet responded cheerfully. "And I have the perfect one for this one!"
"Okay, then you can go first!" Foxy, Ballora, and Bon-Bon took their seats again as Puppet went back up on stage.
"Alright, you guys ready?"
"Yep."
"Yes."
"Alright!" Puppet cleared his throat again. "'Always eat your vegetables!'"
A momentary silence followed this.
"Um, kids would HATE that!" Foxy mentioned.
"No wonder you don't have any fans." Ballora added.
"No wonder he's kept in a box all the time, closed up and locked in." Foxy muttered to her as Puppet said: "Aww.." and left the stage in sadness.
"They probably put all of the vegetables inside the box."
"Yeah, that would make a lot of sense."
"But everybody loves vegetables ,though!" Puppet claimed, but Foxy only stared at him condescendingly.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, it's your turn! Come on stage." Foxy called, and Bon-Bon left his seat and went up on stage.
"So, what do you want?" Bon-Bon asked roughly.
Foxy facepalmed himself. "Weren't you paying attention?!"
"Not really."
"Well, it's your turn to tell a catchphrase."
"What? I didn't hear you, what is it I'm doing?" Bon-Bon got off the stage and went up to Foxy.
"Get back on stage. Come on, I believe in you!"
"Do I have to?" Bon-Bon groaned, staring at the stage with displeasure.
"Okay, fine. You can do it down here next to us. Anyway, you have to say a catchphrase, the best one you can think of. It might be terrible-" Foxy stole an informative glance at Puppet "-but you should try anyway."
"Oh, okay. Give me a second. I need to, um, think of one." Bon-Bon turned away from them, looking in deep thought for a moment, before turning back to them. "Okay, I got one. 'I am cute! I am cuddly! I am purple! I am awesome! I am Bon-Bon."
The others contemplated the catchphrase silently for a split second.
"That was...better than Puppet's." Ballora admit simply.
"No it wasn't!" Puppet exclaimed.
"Yeah, it was." Foxy replied. "It wasn't that great, though."
"Mine had meaning, though! Mine was caring! That one was just...selfish."
"Yeah, whatever." Bon-Bon muttered, becoming even bad-tempered but not losing his cool.
"It's my turn now, right?" Ballora inquired Foxy, grinning.
"Yeah, it's your turn. Go ahead." Foxy approved, gesturing towards the stage.
Ballora quietly celebrated as she got up on stage. "Okay! Uh, what was my catchphrase again..."
"SHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE READY! SHE LOSES AUTOMATICALLY!" Bon-Bon howled obnoxiously.
"Hey, be quiet, Bon-Bon! I DO have one ready now." She cleared her throat just as the previous contenders had. "'Ballora, Ballora! Come one, come all! I'm Ballora the ballerina.' Ta-da!"
"Was that supposed to rhyme?" Puppet asked, slightly exasperated. "I didn't hear it."
"Was that good? I think it was pretty good." Ballora said.
"Well, it was better than theirs." Foxy distinguished.
"Yeah, it was pretty good..." Puppet agreed as Ballora exited the stage.
"My turn!" Foxy proclaimed as he went onstage. "Ready?" They nodded. Foxy turned away and laughed inside his head. Heh, heh. They don't know that I already have a catchphrase, and it's been known worldwide for being the best catchphrase. Foxy knew it had been a good idea to pick catchphrases; he already had one, and he had said it before, so he was sure he had the round in the bag.
Foxy stepped forward, readied himself, and opened his mouth to say his well-known catchphrase, his signature words that every visitor to the pizzeria got the pleasure to hear.
"'Arrgh! I'm Foxy the pirate! Welcome to Pirate's Cove! Arrgh!'"
When Foxy finished, he felt his happiness rise; Ballora and Puppet looked pleasantly surprised. Even negative little Bon-Bon seemed to like it.
"Woah, that was pretty good!" Puppet exclaimed, smiling and clapping.
"That was just beautiful!" Ballora agreed, clapping as well.
"Wow, that was surprisingly good. I'm shocked, Foxy." Bon-Bon admit defeat, also beginning to clap. But then, his face formed into a smirk. "You actually have a skill."
"...wow, that was actually kind of mean, Bon-Bon." Foxy mumbled, hurt.
"I'm sorry, it's just true!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, his smirk replaced by a frown.
"Are you upset because we didn't like yours?"
"Well...yeah..."
"Don't mumble!"
"Whatever."
Foxy exited the stage. "Okay, so who won that one? I feel like I did, but I'm open to other options."
"I think you won, Foxy." Ballora and Puppet uttered in unison.
"No, I won!" Bon-Bon whined selfishly.
"No, you didn't. Majority vote wins." Foxy explained roughly.
"Be quiet, Bon-Bon." Ballora snapped.
"Yeah, or I'll vote you off the island again." Puppet added, nudging Bon-Bon meanly.
"You can't do that." Bon-Bon growled, unwilling to admit defeat. "We've talked about this. But...ugh, fine. I'll be quiet." Bon-Bon folded his arms and turned away, going silent again.
"So wait, do I get to choose now?" Ballora spoke up.
"Yeah, you do." Foxy confirmed.
"It had better be good!" Bon-Bon heckled as he kept himself turned away.
"Yeah, and it better be something fair; something that we're all good at!" Puppet continued.
"Okay, I know just the one!" Ballora said brightly. "Ready? It's who can dance the best."
"Oh, great. Of course she picks DANCING." Bon-Bon groaned. "Awesome. I automatically lose this one because I HAVE NO LEGS!"
"Exactly- I mean, oh no, how tragic." Ballora replied in a sarcastic manner.
"I don't mean to brag, but I can cut shapes pretty good." Puppet said, dancing in place.
"Hmm. So are we all dancing one at a time, or all together?" Foxy asked.
"Um, by ourselves." Ballora answered.
"Okay, then you first." Foxy sighed, and Ballora cheered and got over to the stage. As she went, Foxy and Puppet huddled up. "We're gonna lose this one." Foxy deadpanned.
"Nah, just believe in yourself." Puppet told Foxy, smiling warmly. "Think happy thoughts."
"Okay, let me stretch real quick." said Ballora, stretching out her arms and legs, and even doing a pose where she pretended to nap, similar to how Bon-Bon had stretched one.
"Wow, that stretching looks familiar. Bon-Bon, did you get training from her?" Foxy asked, though he felt as if he already knew the answer.
"Maybe." Bon-Bon grunted.
"Oh, yeah, I've been teaching Bon-Bon how to dance and stretch." Ballora mentioned as she finished up her stretching.
"Yeah, she does a really good job. She's like a PRO at dancing. I think."
"Okay! Now, for my magnificent dancing move!" Ballora faceplanted into the floor and laid still. Foxy and Puppet silently watched, bewildered at what she was doing. Ballora stood back up, looking disappointed. "No? Not good? Okay, maybe this dancing move, then."
Ballora began to dance, her feet sliding along the stage as if it were ice. She moved her shoulders smoothly and did several graceful pirouettes every few seconds. Then she did a double flip, landing and posing perfectly, then continued the previous dance. Then she did graceful leaps back and forth across the stage, wiggling her fingers with each jump, before landing exactly on the stage's middle pedestal and posing once more.
"Woah!" Foxy exclaimed, impressed.
"Alright, your turns!" Ballora exclaimed joyfully as she exited the stage and went up the others.
"Yeah, I'm just gonna forfeit my turn." Puppet explained.
"Same here." Foxy agreed. He went up to Puppet and whispered to him. "I can't match that!"
"Aww..." Ballora whined, dejected. Foxy went still for a moment, then sighed.
"Okay, fine. I'll do one dance." Foxy settled, going up on stage himself. "Watch, watch, watch." Foxy began to do a dance.
"That's not that bad." Puppet commented.
"But he's just shaking his butt." Ballora complained.
"I think it's calling 'tweaking' or something. Are you, Foxy?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Foxy confirmed. "It's because it makes tweaking noises. Watch." Foxy did the dance, causing squeaks to sound. "See?"
"That's coming from the wood." Ballora pointed out.
"Oh, then it might break, then. I should come off this, heh heh..." Foxy left the stage nervously and went back to the others.
Ballora nodded and turned to Puppet instead. "Your turn, Puppet! Go go go!"
"No, I don't want to!" Puppet moaned uncomfortably.
"Just do something." Foxy suggested. Puppet went silent for a moment, then nodded.
"Okay." He said, and then went up onstage. Then he began dancing, wiggling his arms and legs slowly as he beatboxed even slower.
"Wow, almost like the robot." Foxy commented, thinking that his dancing did seem somewhat like 'the robot'.
"Is he singing or is he dancing?" Ballora asked, confused. "Which one?"
"I don't know."
Puppet completed the dance and looked over at them. "How was that?"
"That wasn't that bad, actually." Foxy critiqued.
"It was okay." Ballora added. "Very modern dancing."
"Now, Bon-Bon, it's your turn." said Foxy, turning to Bon-Bon.
"I've already told you, I don't have legs." Bon-Bon groaned. "You do understand that, right? I can't dance. It's not possible, it's not plausible. I am OUT of this one."
"Okay, so, since none of us are good dancers, Ballora wins." Foxy declared unanimously. Ballora cheered in excitement. Foxy clapped for a moment, then stopped. "Wait, so, all of us are tied right now except Bon-Bon, which means that the last contest is in Bon-Bon's favor."
"That means he's kicked off the island, right?" Puppet asked again.
"No, Puppet. Bon-Bon, what's your contest?"
"Well, I have the best contest ever." Bon-Bon explained, smirking. "No one but me will be able to do this, because it's that cool."
"Okay, then what is it?" Foxy asked, louder this time.
"Well, the contest is: WHO IS CUTER! YAAAAAAAAY!"
The animatronics immdietaly began to mumble skeptically at this.
"Well, obviously, me." Ballora said.
"Um, Puppet, can I talk to you for a second again?" Foxy asked, wanting to discuss the new challenge.
"Yep." Puppet agreed, and they went to the opposite side of the room again.
"I'm coming too!" Bon-Bon yelled, inching near them. Ballora, deciding that none of this was important, stayed on the other side of the room, and began to dance again while humming a tune to herself.
"Ugh, are you serious?!" Foxy groaned. He had wanted to move away specifically so Bon-Bon couldn't hear, but he was following anyway. Foxy huddled closer to Puppet and lowered his voice. "Okay, I don't think he can hear me. Okay, uh, this is unfair."
"It is."
"Bon-Bon is really cute, so obviously he's gonna win."
"Well, I dunno. We definitely can't win this one, that's for sure. Ballora isn't anything too much, but she might be the only one who has a chance. I guess we gotta root for her."
"Yeah, true. I mean, I might have lipstick and painted nails, but being a guy fox in a girl fox's outfit doesn't really help my favor."
"Wait, you're a guy?"
"...are you serious? The voice should've told you that."
"I, uh...well, alright. Let's get back to the competition. We'll talk about this later, though."
"What? That's not cool-"
"Guys, I heard everything." Foxy froze, and slowly turned his head around to see Bon-Bon with a dark look. "And I just wanna say...THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT I'M CUTE!" Bon-Bon's dark look turned to a smile of gratitude. "It's so cuddly and nice of you to say that! Puppet, I'm confused why you agree, though. I thought you hated me more than anything."
Ballora stopped dancing and became interested in the conversation, coming over to them.
Meanwhile, Puppet now was the one with a shadowy look on his face.
"...off the island." He muttered darkly.
"You're really obsessed with this island you're talking about." Ballora pointed out.
"Okay, yeah, back to the round." Foxy continued. "So, uh, me and Puppet are basically...ugh, you know what? I guess I'll go first on the stage."
Foxy decided that he would just do the round anyway. He knew that his chances of winning were next to none, but he realized that since it was a fruitless endeavor, he should just get it over with and not even try to be cute.
"Hee hee hee, look how cute I am." Foxy babbled sarcastically, not even trying to sound or look cute. "Ooooh, hi, I'm Foxy. Oooooh." He stopped talking and waited for his answers.
"Yeah, I'm not feeling it." Ballora said, unimpressed.
"Yeah, me neither." Bon-Bon added, shaking his head.
"Good try, though." Puppet approved, giving Foxy a pleasant thumbs-up.
"Okay, whatever." Foxy wheezed, getting off the stage. "Puppet, your turn. Go Puppet, whooo."
"Hey, Bon-Bon, back away from the stage!" Puppet griped at the hand-puppet, who was very close to the stage.
"Okay, fine!" Bon-Bon grumbled, crawling back a few paces. "Whatever."
Puppet began to try and laugh in a cutesy manner. "Tee hee. Look at me. Tee hee." He waited for the response to his turn.
"I think I was almost attracted to you. ALMOST." Ballora mentioned simply. "But it's not enough. Off the stage."
"Aww..." Puppet moaned, exiting the stage.
"Good try, Puppet. Good try." Foxy said, clapping a bit. "Ballora, your turn." Ballora went up on stage.
"Tee hee, tee hee. Look at me, I'm Ballora. I'm so cute, I'm so amazing, and I'm so shiny and beautiful!" Nobody replied. "No?"
"Um, almost, I guess." Foxy said.
"I think that one's gonna be pretty hard to beat." Puppet commended Ballora. "Better have something up your sleeve, Bon-Bon."
"Beat that, Bon-Bon!" Ballora heckled the hand-puppet, smirking.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, your turn." Foxy went on. "We'll have you do it right in front of us, since you're so short."
"Okay, here I go!" Bon-Bon chirped excitedly. "Hee hee, hee hee. Hi, friends! I'm Bon-Bon! I'm the little bunny that likes being cuddled. Hee hee, hee hee!"
Foxy gaped at the hand-puppet. He hated to admit it, but he was unbelievably cute. "Are you serious? Are you serious?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
"I want him now." Ballora murmured, staring at Bon-Bon longingly.
"Yeah, see? I'm the cutest!" Bon-Bon cheered happily. He looked over to Foxy, who's jaw was still hanging open. "What?"
"Ugh, you win. I say he won that one automatically." Foxy grouched.
"Yeah, he definitely won that one." Ballora agreed.
"Alright, I'll give him that one." Puppet sighed. "It's just one point, right?"
"Wait a minute!" Foxy exclaimed. Foxy realized that something was up. "Four of us...four contests..." And then it hit him. "WE ALL TIED!"
Foxy had now gotten the realization that letting them each pick a contest would mean that each of them had picked one that was in their favor, meaning that everybody would win at least once and that they would all tie no matter what. Foxy felt extremely exasperated to have not have known such a thing before the contest had started, or else he would have told them so and they wouldn't have wasted their time.
"Dang!" Puppet exclaimed back.
"Yay, we all win!" Ballora cheered, jumping up in the air.
"Ugh, you know, I wish we had some other people here." Foxy explained. "Some group that could break this tie and tell us WHO was the better of the animatronics. You know, someone to leave a REVIEW on our actions and judge us there."
"Yeah." Puppet nodded in agreement.
"You know, good thing Baby and Freddy weren't here for this one," Foxy continued. "Because if they had, this would have gotten really, really awkward."
"But they'd add more flavor to the challenge." Puppet reasoned. "Maybe we should have another one if they ever re-appear."
"Yeah, good point." Foxy examined the vent cover next to the stage. "I think they may be in the vents again. I heard giggling in there earlier. I don't know what's happening in there, but I don't think it's good."
"Yeah, totally. I don't know what's going on up there, either." Ballora added.
Foxy nodded and looked closer through the vent cover. He blinked; somebody had just moved past inside the vents. "Woah, did you guys see that?" The others all shook their heads. Foxy sighed and decided that he had only just seen things, and ignored it. He moved back into the center of the main room.
"You know, we could have asked Garbage to be a judge, but he can't see anything we do, so it doesn't really matter."
"Yeah, I was just about to say." Puppet mentioned.
"Ugh, oh well. I guess we'll just accept that we tied, then. Ugh. But that was a fun. Doing a contest was a great idea, Puppet."
"The whole plan was to kick Bon-Bon off the island..." Puppet mumbled, staring at the floor.
"What?! That's sabotage!" Bon-Bon whined. "Leave me alone!"
"I'll get you next time, I swear it!" Puppet cried, looking at Bon-Bon determinedly.
"Oh, yeah, you keep saying that. But you're not gonna get me! I'll get rid of before you get rid of me."
Ballora and Foxy stared at the scene in front of them, then huddled up.
"Why are they fighting?" Ballora asked Foxy.
"I still don't know!" Foxy responded. "They're two totally different puppets. And I think they want my attention."
"You're really popular."
"I know, right?"
"Well, while you guys fight over who's the best Puppet and everything.." Ballora began to inch away from them. "I'm just gonna go to the bouncy house- see you later!" Ballora ran into the nearby bouncy house and began bouncing. Foxy followed her and peeked his head inside, watching Ballora begin to bounce.
"If you get stuck, it's not my fault!" Foxy reminded her, already sure of himself that Ballora was going to get stuck again, as she had twice before.
"I won't, Mr. Party Pooper."
"Sure."
"Well, look at that. It's the one place I can't go." Bon-Bon complained as he and Puppet approached Foxy.
Foxy only shrugged. He didn't think it was something he was to be concerned about; Bon-Bon's problems were not his.
"Well, I guess that was a good night." Foxy admit. "Don't you guys agree?"
"I agree." Ballora replied.
"No, it's not. Bon-Bon's still here." Puppet complained roughly. "I'm going back home." He left the room.
"Okay, whatever." Foxy called after him. "We're gonna go bounce. Let's BOUNCE!" Foxy entered the bouncy house and began to jump around with Ballora.
"I'll try. Not gonna be able to do it, though." Bon-Bon informed him, and entered the bounce house himself. He tried to bounce by using his torso, but it wasn't effective enough to send him high. "See? Look at me."
"You're gonna get it one day, Bonnie. Don't worry." Foxy assured him.
"One day." Ballora mumbled.
And with that, they spent the rest of the night bouncing along, having fun...
Chapter 26: Performing Night
Summary:
Freddy shows everyone a new room where the animatronics can show off their singing skills.
Chapter Text
"Um, Bon-Bon, do you know how to get this to work?"'
"Uh, no. I am not a computer genius."
Foxy was currently fiddling with his computer, trying to get it to turn on. Bon-Bon was leaning against the giant tv screen, watching Foxy's failed attempts to use the pc.
After Puppet had upgraded Foxy's room, Foxy had found that now had difficulty getting his computer to work. He wasn't sure whether or not Puppet had intentionally done it, but he kept an eye on the marionette anyway.
Foxy also found himself unable to activate his tv screen. Puppet had said that he could use it to spy on people, but Foxy was now aware that this had been a lie; later on Puppet had come saying that the tv's ability to spy on people had never been a feature. It could play movies, but Foxy didn't have any.
But right now, Foxy found himself distracted with only his computer.
"Well, you should be! Come on!" Foxy griped back at Bon-Bon. "I need to figure out how to use this thing. There has to be something cool on this computer, like some secrets about the location. I think this computer once belonged to the manager and was in his room. I'm not sure."
"Well, you don't know anything, do you?!"
"No I don't, okay? I'm new here, you're new here, Freddy's new here, and as far as I'm concerned, we need to figure things out. This place is really weird, what with the doors opening by themselves and other things."
"Well, it could've just been the wind."
"Really? This has been happening to every room, and you say it's the wind? No, no, no, that can't be right. This computer has to work somehow-"
"Oh, Foxy!" Someone interrupted. Foxy turned around and saw that Freddy had entered the room. "So this is where you were."
"Hi." Foxy greeted. Foxy had known Freddy might visit, he had seen Freddy come back today, after all.
Freddy waved to Foxy, then looked around the room with surprise. "Woah. What happened here?"
"Oh, um, well, Puppet decided that it was a great idea to come in here and REDECORATE." Foxy explained haughtily. "I don't like it that much." Foxy went over to the giant tv screen on the wall. "I have no use for this giant tv. If I had movies, I could watch it on them. But I don't!"
"Well, yeah, because you're stupid." Bon-Bon insulted Foxy.
"Wow, Bon-Bon, you've been getting meaner and meaner by the day."
Foxy was now concerned for Bon-Bon; back then, he had been so nice and had never been rude to them at all, but ever since they had found him, he had been becoming more and more like a bully than a friend. Foxy found this unnatural, and he felt annoyed at and yet worried for the hand-puppet.
"Hmph. Hello, Freddy. We meet again." Bon-Bon growled, only now recognizing Freddy's appearance there. "We meet again."
"Hi, friend." Freddy addressed the hand-puppet. Freddy was trying to be kind, but Foxy could tell that he was also being cautious.
"You've been missing for a while. You're trying to avoid me, aren't you?! I knew it, I knew it!"
"Oh, wait." Freddy said, getting distracted. "Is that a new computer?"
"Um, yes!" Foxy confirmed, stepping in front of his computer. Foxy wasn't going to let Freddy near his computer again, he already knew that he would just break it.
"That's really nice.." Freddy complimented, a grin forming on his face as he inched towards it.
"No, you stay there!"
"Oh. Aww, I just wanted to look at it..."
"Nope. So, uh, question. You've been missing again. We looked EVERYWHERE for you, but we couldn't find you."
"I'm telling you, he's avoiding me." Bon-Bon whined.
"No, no, no, it's not that." Freddy claimed. "It was actually really crazy. There was this huge, epic adventure, and I-"
"HEY IT'S TIME FOR THE HOURLY INSPECTION MY NAME IS PUPPET HELLO!" Puppet cut in, running into the room and pushing past Freddy to get in Foxy's face.
"Puppet!" Foxy exclaimed, annoyed that Puppet had interrupted them.
"I'm here for the hourly inspection to make sure everything is okay!"
"Ugh, there's no need. Everything's fine, nothing's broken."
"You're not the professional, I am!" Puppet began to check every item in the room thoroughly.
"He's got a point." Freddy mentioned simply.
"You know what?" Foxy said. "We should go get Ballora, because this is gonna take a while." Foxy, in reality, just wanted to get away from Puppet.
"I agree."
"Yeah."
They both left the room and walked into Foxy's room.
"Quick, before he sees us!"
Foxy and Freddy quickly fled through the main room, just as Puppet came out of the back room.
"Okay, all done-" Puppet began, but then noticed them fleeing. "Hey, where are you guys going?! Come back!"
"We're going to say hi to Ballora!" Foxy yelled back at him as he and Freddy went through the halls and towards Ballora's room.
"Okay, sure! I gotta inspect her room too, anyway, because I still have to make modifications to hers!"
Foxy entered Ballora's room, with Freddy and Puppet behind him. Bon-Bon appeared behind the two others, he had followed them as well. Ballora was having a tea party with her dolls again, humming softly.
"Hey, Ballora." Foxy greeted instantly.
"Aaah!" She screamed, whipping around to look at them. "Uh...h-hey, guys."
"Um, a tea party again?" Foxy questioned, looking down at Ballora and the many toys around her, which also had teacups placed by them. Puppet, ignoring the conversation entirely, began checking around the room just as he had with Foxy's.
"Well, yeah. It's been quiet around here." Freddy came up to the stage himself. "Oh, hey Freddy."
"Oh, hey Ballora." Freddy said casually.
"How are you and Ba- I mean, how are you?"
"Oh, I'm good. Thanks for asking."
"Wait, him and Baby? What about him and Baby?!" Foxy demanded, already sure that something fishy was up.
"Um, nothing!" Ballora denied. "I was talking about the baby bear!" Ballora gestured at one of the toys, a toy bear, sitting down with her. "See, it l-looks like Freddy."
"Say, is this tea for anyone?" Freddy asked, looking down at one of the full teacups with interest. "If not, can I have it?"
"Um, no. You weren't invited to the tea party." Ballora answered coldly, yanking the teacup away.
"Aww..." Freddy whined, turning away.
"I say you should take it." Foxy whispered into Freddy's ear.
"No..." Freddy whimpered, shuffling a few steps back.
"Aw, come on, Ballora. Just give him some tea." Foxy said to Ballora. "He's been missing for days."
"Fine, have some tea..." Ballora groaned reluctantly, pulling out a teacup.
"Yeah, he was about to tell me his story of where he's been." Foxy informed Ballora as Freddy shuffled forward to take the tea.
Ballora, surprisingly enough, seemed to go stiff when this was mentioned.
"Um, no! I don't know what story you're talking about."
"Wait...are you hiding something from me?" Foxy looked at both Ballora and Freddy, outraged that he wasn't been told things again. "ARE YOU GUYS HIDING STUFF FROM ME AGAIN?!"
"No, of course not! Why would I be hiding anything?" Ballora said with a sheepish grin.
"Uh, speaking of hiding things.." Freddy cut in, approaching Puppet, who was still inspecting the room. Foxy followed behind Freddy to observe the conversation. "Puppet! How's the inspection going?"
"Wait, you're inspecting my room?" Ballora asked, standing up sharply.
"Yes." Puppet replied, nodding.
"You better not touch anything!"
"Oh, I will- I mean, I won't. I definitely won't."
"Good save." Foxy could hear Freddy whisper into Puppet's ear.
"Well, I'm gonna have to check everything after YOU check everything." Ballora informed him. "I'm gonna triple check and quadruple check."
"I was just getting the dimensions for this place!" Puppet explained. "Counting!"
"Don't trust him." Foxy said to Ballora. "You saw what he did to my room, you SAW what he did!"
"It's a super nice amazing place now, and it's because I got inspired by...what was the one show, called, uh..."
"Super-uber-house-changer?" Ballora replied.
"Yeah, that one!" Puppet exclaimed.
"Oh, that's my favorite show." Freddy commented.
"Well, I can't obviously name my show, 'cause of reasons, but my show is something like that."
"I didn't like the evil villian, though. He was too...too...stereotypical, y'know? It's a shame."
"Yeah."
"...I'm missing a lot of storyline here. I have to catch up on that series." Foxy mentioned. "I'm only on the second episode."
"Yeah, it's worth it." Freddy replied, nodding. "You know, I was watching it on your computer the other day and it was pretty good-"
"Wait, you got that thing on?!" Foxy exclaimed, surprised that somehow FREDDY had been able to activate his stubborn computer. "How'd you turn it on?!"
"Huh?! No, I don't know!" Freddy stuttered, backing away in fear.
"Hey, don't leave! Back here, now."
"Okay, okay, sorry..."
"So, Ballora, as I recall," Foxy began, turning his attention to Ballora. "When I was coming in here, you were singing a song?"
"Oh, you guys heard me?" Ballora said, looking startled.
"Yeah, it was...it was..."
"REALLY BAD!" Bon-Bon shouted, coming over to them.
"Bon-Bon!"
"Sorry-"
"What did you say, Bon-Bon?" Ballora asked threateningly, narrowing her eyes down at the purple bunny hand-puppet.
Bon-Bon gained a look of horror as he began shrinking underneath Ballora's gaze.
"Nothing! Erm, ha ha...I can e-explain! I-it was...it was..."
"You're lucky I'm feeling nice today." Ballora growled, glowering. "In any other case, I'd end you. But I'll forgive you...for now." She stepped away from him.
"O-oh, yes! Good!"
"But yes, I was singing." Ballora confirmed, looking back at the others. "I should practice both singing and dancing, so I can do both at the same time!"
"Ugh, I'm glad that we don't have a karaoke room." Foxy sighed, not wanting to hear Ballora sing. "That'd be really bad- I mean, really good! Yay! Karaoke is awesome, heh..."
"Oh, you're talking about karaoke rooms?" Freddy cut in plainly. "We have one. We just passed it on the way here."
"No we don't!" Foxy claimed insistently.
"We do?" Ballora asked.
"Oh yeah, we did!" Freddy replied. "I can show you guys the room! Here, follow me." Freddy led them out of the room and back down the big hallway.
Ballora and Puppet's faces lit up, eager to see the room. Bon-Bon shrugged and followed after them silently. Meanwhile, Foxy groaned. He had been trying to avoid doing karaoke, but now Freddy had placed him in another undesirable situation, and Foxy was beginning to question whether or not Freddy returning was either good or bad for him.
"Ha ha, you're joking, I know it." Foxy laughed falsely. "Good prank, Freddy. This is because of what I did to you before, isn't it-" Freddy led them over into the boys' bathroom (except for Ballora, who stayed out). "It's in the bathroom? This isn't a karaoke room."
"Oh?" Freddy stuttered, turning around to see them as if he had only just noticed them there. "Wait, I thought you said bathroom. The karaoke room's this way." Freddy led them out of the bathroom and down the big hall again, this time in the opposite direction.
Ugh, what is going on... Foxy thought, tired of Freddy leading them on a goose chase.
Freddy led them through the intersection and into the smaller hallway, passing the first two doors and stopping at the next two, then pointed to the door on the right. "Voila!" He said.
Foxy looked through the window next to the door in shock (each of the four rooms in the hall had a single window just by the door); the room, which had been empty before, was now furnished inside.
"Are you serious?" He exclaimed as he opened the door and entered the room. "How long has this been here?! This wasn't here the other day- woah, look at this!"
The previously barren room had been changed. A stage made of dark wood and as wide as the room itself was on the opposite wall, with glass panels in a large variety of color being used as the flooring of the stage. Underneath the glass were bright lights to light up the stage. Two signs had been hammered to the front of the stage, one reading FUN NIGHT and the other KAROAKE NIGHT. The stage had stairs on both the left and the right of the front of it, allowing someone to get onto it easier.
The room was well lit, thankfully enough. Although the ceiling's lights illuminated the room on their own, there was a single lantern each situated on the left and right walls.
In front of the stage was a small seating area. The center of the seating area had a medium-sized table, with two stools on both of the longer sides of the table. Two smaller tables with two stools on the front side and backside stood against the same walls as the lanterns, with small lamps placed on them to give a little bit more light. Both tables were far enough apart to give enough room for anyone to pass through them and to the stage.
Another massive vent cover was adorned in the top-right corner of the back wall, indicating a connection to the rest of one of the vent systems.
The others came into the room themselves and also began to marvel over it.
"This has always been here, I think." Freddy told Foxy as he entered the room, closed the door behind them, and then took a seat at one of the smaller tables. "It's beautiful, isn't it? I really like it."
"I swear this room was empty the other day, though." Foxy said, gazing around at the room. "Huh..."
"Woah! Did the super-uber-house people do this?" Ballora asked.
"Maybe." Puppet commented.
"They must of." Freddy added simply.
"Hooray, now we can do karaoke!" Bon-Bon cheered.
"Bon-Bon!" Foxy griped. "Aw, man..."
"That's a great idea, Bon-Bon!" Ballora agreed happily. "That's probably the best idea you've ever had."
"I know, right?" Bon-Bon boasted. "I'm a genius." Bon-Bon took a seat at the other small table.
"Eh, that's debatable." Ballora replied as she took a seat at the medium-sized table. "So, who wants to go first?"
Everyone began to mutter softly, all of them trying to figure that out.
"I think the person who can sing the best should go first." Puppet suggested.
"None of us." Foxy deadpanned.
"I hate to admit it, but that's not me." Ballora sighed. "I'm not good at all. I'm only good at dancing."
"I think Puppet should go first!" Freddy declared, patting Puppet's shoulder.
"Yeah, you do it first, Puppet!" Foxy agreed, then began chanting Puppet's name. "Puppet! Puppet!"
"Uh, uh..." Puppet stuttered. "...okay." He got on the stage and cleared his throat. "You guys ready?"
"Yeah, but it appears there's no karaoke machine in here right now, so you have to kind of wing it." Foxy pointed out. He had already noticed the lack of a karaoke machine, so he knew they couldn't sing karaoke normally.
"Okay, here we go.." Puppet mumbled.
"Some animatronic once told me that the pizzeria was gonna roll me,"
"I ain't the brightest puppet around..."
"Bonnie was looking kinda dumb with her 'no legs' and her dumb-" ("Hey, I'm a boy!" Bon-Bon complained.)
"-looking face on her forehead."
"Well, the pizzeria is cool and I like it here,"
"I don't like Bonnie because she's mean! But..."
Puppet stopped singing and groaned deeply, then said: "That's all I got. I'm shy." Puppet exited the stage.
"That's the worst one I've ever heard!" Bon-Bon bellowed in his creature voice. "BOO! BOO! BOO!"
"It wasn't that bad." Foxy admit. "It was pretty good."
"I agree. Good job." Freddy added cheerily.
"BOO! BOO! BOO-"
"Bon-Bon, be NICE!" Foxy griped, tired of Bon-Bon's noises.
"Sorry, sorry- BOO!"
"Bon-Bon!"
"He made fun of me! What do you think I'm gonna do?! And he had the nerve to call me a girl! Excuse me, I'm a BOY!"
"Wait, you're a boy?" Puppet said, genuinely astonished. He stood up on Bon-Bon's table to look down at the hand-puppet.
"YEAH!"
"Well, I can just write that one off the list, then..." Puppet muttered, turning away.
"Hey, why are you standing on the table?!" Ballora cut in willfully. "Get off the table!"
"Yeah, get off!" Foxy agreed. "You might dirty it." Puppet stepped off of the table and sat at Freddy's table, sitting on the second stool placed there. "Okay, who's next?"
Once again, soft muttering filled the room for the next few seconds.
"I'll go next." Freddy decided, standing up and getting onto the stage.
"Okay, awesome." Foxy said, and then sat down at Bon-Bon's table. This isn't good, he thought. I've been a singer for kids my whole life, and yet I don't even know what song to do.
Freddy cleared his throat and sighed deeply, then began to sing.
"I have an apple! I have a stick!"
Freddy pulled out the former in his left hand, and the latter in his right.
"I have an apple-stick!" Then, Freddy did some rapid beatboxing.
"Yeah!" Foxy cheered, enjoying the song. "Wooo! This is awesome!"
"Yeah, great song!" Bon-Bon whooped.
"That's from that new video that's going around, I think!" Ballora mentioned excitedly. "I've been seeing it on TubeUs."
"Yes, of course that's it!" Freddy confirmed happily. "It's my favorite song! I just don't remember the rest of the words.." Freddy hung his head sadly.
"It's okay, you don't need to sing the rest." Foxy assured him. "I think the next part was about a watermelon and a pumpkin or something, but I can't exactly remember."
"Huh, that's...I don't know." Freddy looked back up at them. "That doesn't make sense to me, I think."
"Can I buy your remix of that song on like, my phone?" Puppet asked.
"No, you can't..."
"Aww."
"...because it's FREE!"
"OH! Woah, that's awesome! You're the best!"
"Yeah!" Foxy hurrahed. "Puppet, can you put it on my phone later?"
"Sure, no problem." Puppet said, nodding.
"Yes! Okay, who's next?"
"I guess...me?" Ballora murmured as Freddy sat back down at his table with Puppet.
"Yeah, go ahead."
"Okay." Ballora stood up and walked onto the stage.
"Ballora, Ballora, Ballora!" Foxy chanted.
"Puppet, Puppet- Wait, what?" Freddy began, but then paused confusedly.
"I'm not Puppet, my goodness." Ballora said, slightly annoyed.
"I'm sorry. Woo-hoo! Go Ballora!" Freddy clapped eagerly.
Ballora began to sing.
"I came in like a ballerina!"
"I never knew how PRETTY I was!"
"All I wanted was to break your legs!"
"So I can be the...best dancer!"
"Woah, this is like black swan all over again." Foxy commented.
Puppet sniffled. "That was really good! I'm in tears..."
"Wait, you can cry?" Ballora questioned Puppet.
"No..."
"He always looks like he's crying, though." Foxy remarked, referring to the purple tear streaks on Puppet's mask. "You tried to make him cry, though!"
"I never intended to, but I could do a lot of things to make him cry." She said as she exited the stage and sat back down at her table.
Foxy ignored her reply and turned to Bon-Bon.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, do you wanna go before me, or should I go first?"
"I don't know." Bon-Bon replied. He looked to the others. "What do you guys think? Who should go first?"
For the third time in a row, muttering sounded.
"Ballora again!" Freddy voted.
"Yeah!" Puppet agreed.
"What?" Ballora sputtered, shocked. "But I don't know another song! Well, still, I guess I'll go again." She went back to the stage. "Um, let me see...I could do Hit me, Puppet, One more time- No, not that one."
"He might actually hit you if you do that one." Foxy informed Ballora.
"I know, and then I'll hit him back. Um..."
"Do you take requests?" Freddy asked politely.
"Um, I guess. What's your request?"
"Uh...the Apple-Stick song!"
"But you just sang that one."
"Sorry, I just really liked that song."
"Yeah, it's a really good song. It's kinda stuck in my head now." Foxy told them.
"Actually, you know what? Here, I can do this song." Ballora turned around for a moment, then turned back. She now had a pair of shades on her eyes (even with them being closed and all). "Yo, yo, yo, what's up? My name's Ballora. Do you guys see my shades?"
"Um, where did those come from?" Foxy asked, astonished to suddenly see Ballora wearing shades.
"Let's not worry about that. All you should know is: my name is Ballora-O."
"What happened to Ballora?! Who are you?!" Freddy demanded obliviously.
"Ballora is away. Ballora-O is the new sheriff in town. And she's gonna drop some sick beats! Ready? Hit it, Puppet!"
Puppet straightened up and began to sing.
"Hey, it's Ballora! She doesn't have a fedora! She doesn't look like Dora! She's lame-ora!"
"Wait, that's not a beat!" Ballora groaned.
"I got it." Foxy told her. He began to beatbox an actual beat for Ballora to rap to. Ballora nodded and began rapping.
"Yo, yo, my name is Ballora! I've got legs, and I can jump with them- okay, I'm bad at this. I'm sorry, guys..."
"Aw, it's okay. Not everyone can rap." Foxy consoled her as she took off the shades and sat back down at her table.
"That was a good beat, though, Foxy." Freddy complimented Foxy.
"That was a pretty nice beat." Ballora admit.
"Yeah, thanks. I've been working on it in secret, whenever I'm alone." Foxy told them. "Don't ask why." Foxy knew he ha been practicing a rap beat, but he didn't care to try and explain why right then. He figured that the best course of action was to move on.
"Okay, so, now it should be Foxy, and then we should close up shop and rest for the night." Puppet explained thoroughly.
"Cool." Foxy said simply, and got on stage himself.
"I wanna go!" Bon-Bon shouted. "Don't forget about me!"
"I think Bon-Bon should go first, actually!" Freddy cut in.
"Okay, fine. Bon-Bon can go." Foxy decided, wanting to hurry and get Bon-Bon's turn over with. "Come on."
"Uh.." Bon-Bon sputtered as he eyed the stage. "Do I have to come over there?"
"Yeah, you kinda do."
"But I don't want to!"
"Come on, do it!" Puppet ushered Bon-Bon playfully, as he stood up from his stool, went to the hand-puppet, and began pushing him towards the stage.
"But...I don't..." Bon-Bon whined as he slowly walked onto the stage.
"I think he has stage fright." Foxy noted, looking at Bon-Bon weirdly.
"Uh, no!"
"Are you SCARED?" Foxy taunted, now grinning. "Are you SCARED?!"
Bon-Bon shook his head quickly.
"I think Bon-Bon's SCARED!" Ballora joined in, also grinning.
"Scaredy-cat!" Freddy added, laughing.
"Okay, okay, fine!" Bon-Bon roared, shutting them up. The bunny inhaled deeply, then exhaled. "Okay, I got this. Uh, u-uh, I'm g-g-gonna do Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. Is that okay?"
The animatronics nodded.
"Aww, so cute." Freddy giggled.
"O-o-okay, here I go." Bon-Bon stuttered. He took a breath, then began to sing...in a creature voice. "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY!" His voice was so loud that it caused the room to shake.
The animatronics were shaking in their seats, looks of utmost fear etched on each of their faces. They had clearly become even more scared of Bon-Bon then ever before.
"I'm s-s-scared..." Freddy whimpered.
"Guys, you aren't gonna reply? Okay, then I'll do more!" Bon-Bon declared.
"No, no, no, don't! That was already too amazing, no more!" Ballora babbled quickly.
"Oh, okay. So I did a good job?"
"It was so good, that I think you should go on tour and leave the pizzeria forever." Puppet suggested.
"Oh, thanks- wait, no! I don't wan to!"
"Okay, are you getting off now?" Foxy interrupted, tired of the pointless talk. He wanted to go and sing himself, and was getting impatient. "It's my turn."
"No, I think I like it up here. It's pretty awesome."
"Ugh, okay." Foxy got up on stage. "I guess you can be my height man."
"Yay, height man!"
"What's a height man?" Freddy asked.
"I don't know." Foxy replied. "I just heard that rappers have them and stuff." Freddy nodded understandingly, and got up and switched over to sit at Ballora's table. "Okay, um, I have no idea what song to do. I really don't. I wasn't prepared for this."
"Oh, I have an idea! Sing, uh, what was it called...oh yeah, the talking fox! Sing that song!"
"Um, no. That's actually really mean." Foxy refused. He knew about the song they were talking about, and he knew he'd become a laughingstock if he sang it. The animatronics sighed, disappointed. Foxy ignored this and thought of another. "Oh, I got one!"
"Who lives in a pineapple under the water? Foxy the pirate!" He sang.
"Wait, but you live in a pizzeria." Freddy pointed out.
"Oh, wait, you're right. That's not how it goes. Um...oh, I got it."
"Who lives in a boat on the lake? Foxy the pirate!"
"Oh, I like that. That's a good song." Freddy said, clapping.
"Yeah, nice one." Puppet added, also clapping.
"Thanks! Yeah, I didn't know why I said pineapple." Foxy told them. "Why did I confuse a boat with that? I dunno."
"Pineapples are yummy." Ballora said.
"Well, okay. I can't remember the rest of the song, though. It kinda escaped me. I dunno why." They all muttered in silence for a moment.
Foxy thought to himself for a moment, then realized about the one other person that was around. "Oh, guys! You know what we should do?!" Foxy exited the stage, followed by Bon-Bon. "We should go ask Garbage if he wants to do this too!"
"Oh yeah!" Freddy gasped.
"Let's go!" Foxy cried, opening the door.
The five of them trekked across the hall and the main area to the kitchen rather happily, making their pace quick and decisive as they went.
Foxy and co. entered the kitchen and instantly headed to the chute, crowding around it. Foxy pulled the chute door open and peered down into the shaft again.
"Garbage! Hey!" Foxy called roughly. "Wake up! Wakey, wakey!"
"Woah, ah!" Garbage shouted, a series of clattering sounds following this. "What do you guys want?"
"We want to know if you wanna do karaoke!"
"I...you know what? I actually do like karaoke."
"Awesome! Go ahead, sing a sing." Foxy found himself quite excited to see what Garbage could do. He and the others had never truly gotten the full extent of the former security guard's abilities, and were always quite curious to see Garbage demonstrate them.
"Can I be taken to the karaoke room? That is, if you have one?"
"Um, that sounds like effort." Foxy complained, spitting the last word rudely.
"Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea." Ballora agreed lazily.
"Just sing from down there." Freddy said simply.
"Aw, okay. It might not sound too good, though, because all of the trash down here doesn't really contain good acoustics."
"Ah, true, true. But, just go ahead and try." Foxy urged Garbage on.
"Alright, here we go. My name is Garbage, please let me go home! I want to see my family, and it smells bad down here. Please let me go home. The end."
"Was that a song...or a story?" Ballora contemplated.
"Both." Freddy answered. "Pretty good, though."
"Wow, that was awesome!" Foxy cheered.
"You know what? For that, you can have some CHICKEN!" Ballora yelled, tossing down even more pieces of chicken.
"Please, no, no more chicken!" Garbage whined, horrorstruck.
"Yay, chicken!"
"You know what? Chicken does sound good right now." Foxy admit, his robotic tummy already wanting to process more food inside of it.
"Hey, it does!" Freddy agreed. "I'll make some, guys! Don't worry!" Freddy charged over to the ovens.
"No, no, NO! That does not sound like a good idea!" Foxy exclaimed, closing the chute quickly and looking over to Freddy from the other side of the kitchen counter. "Get away from the stove."
Foxy and the rest of the animatronics had already tasted Freddy's chicken, and it was quite awful-tasting (which sort of made them understand Garbage's attitude about it). They tended to try and stop Freddy from making it whenever the bear tried to.
"Ah, don't worry. This'll be delicious." Freddy assured him, shrugging off the warnings. "It'll be the best chicken you've ever seen." He fiddled with the nearby drawers as Foxy stuttered in protest, but it was too late. Freddy pulled out an entire tray of chicken, which looked horribly inedible due to it being uncooked. "Ah, here we go! Now, who wants to eat it?"
"But you didn't even cook it!" Ballora told him, eyeing the tray of chicken with large amounts of disgust.
"Aw, you don't have to cook chicken. That's just a myth."
"But isn't that how you get that one disease?" Puppet questioned Freddy worriedly.
"Salmonella?" Foxy cut in.
"No, not that." Ballora said.
"Uh, then was it Selena Gomez?"
"Yeah, I think that was it." Puppet replied, nodding. "You get Selena Gomez disease."
"Aww, alright." Freddy sighed, disappointed. He went over to the trash chute again. "I'll just throw this out, then. Can someone open the garbage chute?"
"There you go." Foxy said, opening the chute. Freddy tossed the uncooked chicken down into it.
"Now you're throwing uncooked chicken down here?!" Garbage exclaimed from down inside. "Come on, man!"
"Enjoy!" Foxy closed the chute, blocking out Garbage.
"Bon appetite!" Ballora added.
"So, we really gotta talk about what you did while you were gone, Freddy." Foxy mentioned as Freddy situated himself back on the other side of the counter again.
Freddy looked dumbfounded.
"Wait, what are you talking about?" He asked confusedly.
"You were missing, gone for days!" Foxy reminded him irritably. "What were you doing? You said earlier that you had a grand adventure, or something!"
"Um...I'm not sure what you're talking about." Freddy claimed, unflinching. "I've been here the whole time."
Foxy sighed deeply. He knew he could never get through to Freddy, but he would have to try later, at a more opportune time.
"Sure, whatever you say.." The pink-white fox groaned, already having a plan in his mind to try and get the answer out of Freddy later on...
Chapter 27: Bon-Bon's Voice Malfunction
Summary:
Bon-Bon's current voice breaks, so the animatronics try to fix it.
Chapter Text
"This computer right here? It still isn't working." Foxy told Bon-Bon as he examined his pc for the hundredth time in a row. "Freddy said he got it to work, but I don't know how he did it-" Foxy turned around and was surprised to see Bon-Bon leaning against the wall, looking very tired. "Bon-Bon? What are you doing?"
"Oh, nothing." Bon-Bon assured him. "Just t-t-t-t-try-try-trying to rest."'
Foxy could immediately tell that Bon-Bon's voice was glitching, and now actually cared about what was going on.
"Bon-Bon, are you okay?" Foxy asked the bunny hand-puppet, concerned.
"I'm fine, I'm fine! I'm per-per-per-perfectly fine!"
"Um, Bon-Bon, did you fall down the stairs again?" Foxy was aware that sometimes Bon-Bon had gotten small voice glitches whenever he fell down the stairs inside the back room. However, if it had happened again, it had surely been rougher, since Bon-Bon voice glitch had not yet ceased.
"M-m-m-may-maybe." Bon-Bon said.
"Yeesh, that's slightly creepy." Foxy remarked, a bit freaked by the glitch resonating in Bon-Bon's voice. "Are you gonna be okay?"
"Um, yeah! I'm gonna be fine-fine-fine-FINE!"
"Okay, that was not a good sound!" Foxy exclaimed, already alarmed. He needed to fix it somehow, so he decided to try scaring Bon-Bon. "Um, I don't have the tools to fix you, so I'm just gonna throw you into the garbage."
"No, please don't do that! That's not cool! Don't do that! Please don't!"
"Okay, there we go. Your voice is sounding better already. I think I just had to scare you."
"Yeah, I guess that's what you h-h-h-h-h-h-have TO DO!"
"Okay, it's getting worse! God, and I thought my voice box had problems."
"Yes, it does!"
"Don't get into this now." Foxy threatened the voice, already wanting it to butt out of the situation.
"S-s-s-seriously, who is-is-is that VOICE that you're talking to?" Bon-Bon asked. The glitch was still present.
"Don't worry about it, okay? Now, I say that we go to Ballora's room and have a talk with her, because I think she has the tools to fix you. Okay, follow me."
Foxy has no tools and could not fix Bon-Bon, so he decided to ask Ballora for help. He was sure that she would be able to fix the problem, or at least provide him with the equipment to do so. Foxy would have asked Puppet, as he was a lot smarter and more handy with repairs, but he already knew that Puppet still predominantly disliked Bon-Bon and wanted to do away with him, so that was out of the question.
"Let's go! To Ballora's room!" Foxy cried. He led Bon-Bon out of the back room and into the main area. The hand-puppet followed him, but instead of being extremely fast, he was sluggishly slow. "Wow, you're super-duper slow."
"What do y-you expect?! My VOICE BOX is being weird-weird-weird."
"Seriously, that's really, really creepy-sounding. You almost sound like me with the glitch voice, and it's so weird. Anyway, let's keep moving."
They went down the small hallway, into the big hallway, and over to Ballora's room door.
"Come on, Bon-Bon, you're taking forever. In we go."
The two of them opened the door and came into the room. Ballora, oddly enough, was laying down on her pillar on the stage, sleeping soundly.
"Oh, she's asleep." Foxy said.
"Yeah, she I-I-is. Let's wake her up." Bon-Bon replied, smiling mischievously.
"I say that you go jump on her."
"Are you sure that doing so would be a good-good-GOOD idea?"
"Yeah, just do it!"
Bon-Bon leaped onto Ballora and jumped on her several times.
"Wake up! Wake up! W-w-wake up!"
Ballora awoke with a start, pushing Bon-Bon off of her and standing up hurriedly.
"Morning, Ballora." Foxy greeted. "So, you were sleeping laying down? I thought we stood up when we slept."
"I find it good for my back posture to lay down sometimes." Ballora explained steadily.
"Oh, okay. You're a ballerina, so I guess that makes sense. Anyways, are you ready for this?"
"Ready for what?"
"Bon-Bon, say 'Hi, how are you?'."
"Hi, how A-A-ARE-ARE YOU?"
Ballora seemed shocked, but quickly shook any sign of it off.
"Um, did he get into the chicken again or something?" Ballora asked.
"He won't tell me. However, I think it was because he fell down the stairs." Foxy informed her.
"I don't g-g-g-g-g-give- KILL EVERYONE." Bon-Bon shouted angrily.
"Woah, woah!" Ballora gasped. "That sounded like him when we did karaoke yesterday."
"Uh, yeah. So, do you have any tools to fix this?"
"Uh-huh, I do. Let me check inside my piano real quick." Ballora went to her grand piano, opened the lid, and began to rummage inside of it. "I think I have some tools in here."
"Wait, she stores things inside her piano?" Foxy asked Bon-Bon.
"I don't GET it either. No idea what's h-h-happening." Bon-Bon replied confusedly.
"Ah-ha! I got it!" Ballora exclaimed happily, and she pulled out from the piano...a wrench. She went back over to them.
"Awesome. Now, go ahead and try to fix him. We need his voice to work."
"Um, actually, there's a problem. This may not work."
"Just try anyway. Also, is it gonna hurt?"
"Only a little bit. Open wide, Bon-Bon!"
"N-no-no, wait! Don't do this-" He was cut off by Ballora, who forcefully opened his mouth wide and stuck the wrench in there, beginning to tinker around inside of it. Bon-Bon's voice, unable to process as this happened, only sounded with radio static.
"Hrrgh...wait, I think I got it...there!" Ballora exclaimed, and she took the wrench out.
"Okay, say something, Bon-Bon." Foxy told Bon-Bon.
"Um...is this working?" Bon-Bon asked. His voice had changed only slightly; it seemed to be even more squeaky. "Did it work?"
"Okay, it sounds a little different, but at least it's not staticky or broken up this time."
"Oh, r-r-r-r-really?"
"Nevermind, it's still broken."
"Hold on, let me just do a little more!" Ballora shouted, poking her wrench around at every area Bon-Bon had.
"Augh, stop it! Don't do t-t-that there! No touching MY ears! Get off!" Bon-Bon pushed the wrench away after a few seconds, his voice unchanged.
"I don't think I can fix him." Ballora informed Foxy, disappointed.
"Okay, then give me it." Foxy commanded her. "It's my turn to try this."
"Here." She handed him the wrench. "You give it a try."
"Alright, let's see if I can get this to work." Foxy said passively as he began to stick the wrench back in Bon-Bon's mouth. "Okay, here we go...a little there, a little bit more there...ah, that's where it's broken! There's a screw loose. Let me get it, okay...hey, there's this weird microchip here, better remove that...there we go, let's see if we got it." Foxy took the wrench out of Bon-Bon's mouth again. "Bon-Bon, say hi."
"Hi." Bon-Bon greeted. His voice had radically changed this time. The squeakiness of his voice was entirely gone, and his voice was a bit more high-pitched, yet it sounded more sensitive, as if Bon-Bon was a quiet, introverted child. This was further proved by the fact that he mumbled a tiny bit as he spoke.
"That doesn't sound like any of the previous voices..." Ballora mentioned catiously.
"Yeah, his voice might not be fixable." Foxy added.
"What are you guys talking about? Is it my voice?" Bon-Bon asked. Foxy noticed that his voice was no longer glitchy, it sounded completely fixed now.
"Hmm, it's a little mumbly, but I think it'd gonna work. We're gonna have to get used to this new voice. If we keep doing this, we'll end up breaking his voice box and then he won't be able to talk. Also, I found this inside of him." Foxy took out the microchip. It was entirely dark-green, and was extremely dusty as well.
Foxy handed the microchip to Ballora, who began to examine it.
"Huh, how could this have been inside Bon-Bon?" Ballora wondered. She put it in her pocket. "I'll have to inspect this weird thing later on."
"What was that SOUND?!" Someone shouted angrily. Foxy and Ballora jumped, then looked to see that Puppet had barged into the room. "There was a sound echoing through the halls, and it was the most awful thing ever! What was it?!"
"It was me!" Bon-Bon revealed.
"Aaa!" Puppet screamed, backing up a little. Then he began to wear a grim expression on his face. "It's gotten worse..."
"Yeah, we TRIED to fix it. And I mean TRIED." Foxy informed him.
"Don't worry. Not only am I a puppet, but I'm also a mechanic." Puppet took out a hammer, which was made out of iron and extremely hard. "Come here! I'm gonna fix you up!" Puppet charged towards Bon-Bon.
"N-no!" Bon-Bon stuttered, dodging the swing of the hammer and running in the opposite direction.
"Run! Run, Bon-Bon!" Foxy cried as Puppet chased Bon-Bon out of the room. Foxy followed behind, and so did Ballora.
"Ah, this is fun to watch. Puppet trying to kill Bon-Bon." Ballora sighed happily.
Foxy and Ballora followed the two puppets down the big hallway.
"Come on, I'm doing this for free!" Puppet claimed, swinging the hammer again. Bon-Bon weaved and dodged the metal tool, his miniscule size proving a great help in avoiding attacks.
"Puppet, stop!" Foxy ordered Puppet as they ran through the hallway intersection and down the small hallway this time.
"Look, it's not gonna hurt!" Puppet told them. "He doesn't know if he hasn't tried it yet!"
"No! Leave me alone!" Bon-Bon whined as the chase continued through the main room.
"Get him, Puppet!" Ballora cheered, eager to see Bon-Bon pummeled.
"No, no, no!" Foxy griped as Puppet pursued Bon-Bon on the main stage. Bon-Bon juked Puppet quickly, dodging another hammer strike and running off the stage and further away.
Puppet looked surprised but turned around and stepped off the stage, ready to keep chasing Bon-Bon.
"Puppet, leave Bon-Bon alone!" Foxy ordered Puppet again, stepping in his way.
"I have money on Puppet!" Ballora commented eagerly.
"Ballora, you're not helping!"
"Oh, fine.."
"Puppet, stop this, now. I have a wrench, and I know how to use it." Foxy took out the wrench and waved it threateningly.
"I have a hammer, and I think it's time you moved aside." Puppet replied.
"I have a cake!" Ballora cheered, taking out a white cupcake.
"Why do you have a cake?" Foxy asked, already confused.
"Because I like cake, duh." She gobbled up the cupcake.
"Well-" Foxy looked around, but Bon-Bon was nowhere in sight. "Ugh, now we've lost track of Bon-Bon! Where could he be?" Foxy put away the wrench and started to search the main area.
"Hee hee, no one can find me here." Foxy could hear Bon-Bon giggle.
"Bon-Bon!"
"Is he one of these stuffed animals?" Ballora asked, looking to the stuffed animals on display at the stand next to Foxy's room.
"No, that'd be kinda noticeable." Foxy acknowledged, and kept searching.
"I'm watching you." Ballora told the stuffed animals, but Foxy ignored her and kept searching. He checked the back room of his cove, empty. He came back into his room.
"Where is he?" Foxy wondered.
"Is he under one of these stools?" Ballora asked, inspecting the rows of stools in front of the cove.
"Can he get under there?" Foxy exclaimed, looking towards the stools, only to see that Bon-Bon was under none of them. "No." Foxy's eyes searched the room again...and landed on the pile of crates in the corner. Bon-Bon was perched on a stool right on top of the crates, looking down at them. "Oh, I see him! He's up there!"
"No, no, get away from me!" Bon-Bon whined as he leaped off of the crates and rushed out of the room. The others followed him around the main room.
"Come back here!" Puppet called furiously, taking out the hammer again. He swung at Bon-Bon and missed, coming inches from Bon-Bon's head.
"Bon-Bon, it's okay!" Foxy tried to say, but Bon-Bon was clearly not listening, and was still being chased around the main room and dodging the hammer.
"Somebody help me!" Bon-Bon cried.
"I'll get the nails for you, Puppet!" Ballora said, still happily enthralled with watching Puppet chase Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon vaulted over the stand gate and to the kitchen door, but was unable to open it and could only cower in the corner next to the door.
"G-g-g-get away! Get away!" Bon-Bon ordered nervously.
"Puppet, stay back." Foxy said calmly, standing in front of Bon-Bon to stop Puppet from getting to him.
"Aren't you gonna let him into the kitchen?" Ballora asked.
"No, I'm not gonna open the door. If he gets into the kitchen, he might fall down the garbage chute." Foxy turned to the hand-puppet, who was still shivering with fear. "It's okay, it's okay."
As Foxy consoled Bon-Bon, he found himself completely confused. Bon-Bon wasn't at all acting like the way he had been before. He wasn't snappy and rude, he wasn't making threats towards Puppet, he wasn't being a bully, he wasn't loudmouthed and over-the-top. He had become a lot calmer and a bit more shy, but also a lot nicer. And he wasn't speaking in a creature voice anymore, it had disappeared completely. Foxy couldn't understand; how had Bon-Bon's personality taken such a dramatic change in only a few minutes?
"Wow, he's acting really weird. Nothing like the Bon-Bon before." Foxy remarked to the others.
"Yeah, and now that I see this, it's actually kind of an improvement. I might like him." Puppet said coolly.
"I still don't like you." Bon-Bon growled at Puppet. "You're mean, Puppet."
Puppet simply shrugged. "Some things never change." He took out the hammer again. "Would you like to go back to your old self? Come here, and I'll help you."
"No, definitely not!" Foxy refused, shaking his head. "We are not bringing back his old personality. As far as I'm concerned, this is an improvement. Also, he has a slight accent. Did you realize that?"
"Yeah, I'm not sure about this, but I think he sounds like that cleaning lady from that one tv show." Ballora cut in.
"Oh, Family Dad."
"Yeah, that show. He sounds like that cleaning lady that's always talking about needing watermelons."
"Yeah, something about watermelons."
"I do not! You guys are just being mean." Bon-Bon claimed, annoyed.
"So, is he gonna be like this forever?" Ballora inquired Foxy.
"I don't know." Foxy replied.
"I don't think so, actually." Puppet theorized. "You know when you install a new software, and it starts off a bit slow, but starts chugging faster and faster as time progresses? Well, his voice won't change again, but he may get better at using it. And if not, I can always...fix him." Puppet took out the hammer again.
"Get near me with that, and I'll b-beat you up." Bon-Bon threatened weakly.
"Oh, at least he's still got his feistiness, somewhat." Ballora pointed out.
"Yeah." Foxy said. Bon-Bon was still a bit brave, but Foxy could tell that he was nowhere near as feisty as he had been before. The threat he had just made had not contained the venom and malice of his previous voice, but was much more like a scared little kid trying to stand up for himself, which Foxy took as a good sign. He still felt as if he should test the voice, though.
"Bon-Bon, let's test this voice out." Foxy decided. "Say a complete sentence."
"Um..." Bon-Bon mumbled timidly, trying to think of what to say. "Ballora is somewhat good at dancing?"
There was a silence in which Ballora narrowed her eyes at Bon-Bon.
"Hey, what'd you say? That last bit was kinda muffled."
"You'd better hope you can fix that sentence." Ballora warned, looking at Bon-Bon sternly.
"Ballora, is, uh, somewhat good at dancing." Bon-Bon repeated, scared.
"No, don't say that!" Foxy whispered to Bon-Bon. "Say that she's amazing at dancing."
"How about you change that sentence? NOW!" Ballora barked, even more upset.
"Ballora is good at dancing..." Bon-Bon squeaked.
"Hmm...that's okay."
"Yeah, that works." Foxy said, then leaned over to Bon-Bon. "Good, good, thanks for saying that."
"So, again, where's Freddy?" Ballora asked them confusedly. "He's gone."
"I don't know, but hold on." Foxy told them. He went over to Freddy's closet, which was nearby, and went inside. "Hey, Franklin-" Foxy stopped mid-sentence. The little teddy bear named Franklin was watching He-Man on the television. Freddy was nowhere inside. "His little bear is watching He-Man."
"Again?!" Ballora groaned. "Ugh, he's always watching that dumb tv show!"
"It's not dumb, it's awesome!" Puppet defended.
"Man, I actually feel so bad for Freddy. We have large, amazing-looking rooms, and all he has is this tiny closet." Foxy pointed out. "Aww."
Foxy honestly never thought about Freddy much anymore, since he was missing so much of the time, but he felt a bit sympathetic for the bear. Foxy knew that being forced to live in a dinky storage closet next to the kitchen certainly made Freddy's alone time cramped and awkward. Then again, Freddy had never been able to have his own room before; in the past he always ended up having to share the main stage with Bonnie and Chica. Foxy was the lucky one, he always had his own room to himself. At least, most of the time, he did...
"I think he doesn't mind it." Ballora mentioned. "He actually even seems to like it."
"You know, it's kind of a golden room." Puppet spoke up. "Maybe Freddy likes gold."
"Huh, that'd be interesting if that was the truth." Foxy admit, closing the closet door and going back to the center of the main area with everyone else.
"Yeah."
"Well, back to Bon-Bon. I think it's still gonna take him a while to get used to his new voice." Ballora said simply.
"It's almost like he's trying to talk, but he can't say anything because we keep interrupting him." Foxy added.
Foxy had seen Bon-Bon stuttering during their conversation, trying to get in a word edgewise, but still failed anyway.
"I just got this voice a couple of minutes ago, guys!" Bon-Bon exclaimed. "Leave me alone."
"Aw, but where's the fun in that? We have the chance to play with you-" Foxy began.
"...forever." Foxy could hear Ballora whisper in a creepy tone.
"Okay, that was creepy." Foxy muttered to Ballora as Bon-Bon slowly began to back up, staring at Ballora anxiously.
"No it wasn't!" The ballerina claimed, but it was all too late at that point.
"I n-need Foxy." Bon-Bon whimpered, and he hid behind Foxy's leg and held tight to the pink-white fox.
Oof, he's a little clingy. Foxy thought, but then was suddenly interrupted by the sensation of his tail being seized.
"Don't touch my tail!" Foxy yelped, pulling his tail out of Bon-Bon's grasp. "What were you doing?!"
"You DO have a fuzzy tail." Ballora commented.
"It's not that fuzzy!"
"Say, does Puppet have a tail? Let me see." Ballora began to try and look at Puppet's rear end. Puppet, looking extremely uncomfortable, began to turn his back away from Ballora.
"Hey, stay still so we can find your tail!" Foxy ordered, doing the same as Ballora.
"What are you guys trying to accomplish with this?" Puppet asked incredulously.
"I'm trying to find your tail!" Ballora shouted.
"I don't have a tail!"
"Sure you do!"
"No, I don't!"
"No, I bet you do! Just let me get a closer look...hey, stop moving!"
"Stop trying to inspect places I'm not comfortable with you looking at!"
"Ugh, fine." Ballora gave up her pursuit.
"Okay, um, I got something to tell you guys." Foxy said, and he turned to Bon-Bon. "Um, Bon-Bon, I don't know how to say this, but I don't know how this is even POSSIBLE. But, it's just that...you have a cavity." Foxy took out the wrench.
"No!" Bon-Bon denied, backing away from Foxy.
"Yeah, you have a cavity." Foxy looked to the others. "I don't even know how it's possible. He's a robot! So, um, who's better at being a dentist? I don't know if I'm good. I don't know if I'm meant to do it, and I don't trust Puppet, so you're the only choice, Ballora." Foxy handed the wrench over to the ballerina.
Puppet made a large amount of coughing that (Foxy didn't realize this) sounded a bit like 'It should be Ballora'.
"Okay, that's fine with me!" Ballora chirped. "I'm actually a certified dentist."
Foxy nodded, and turned back to Bon-Bon. The hand-puppet had backed a fair distance away from them.
"Oh no, he's trying to run away!" Foxy shouted. "Get him!" They chased after Bon-Bon, going around in circles in the room.
"No, no, no! Leave me alone!" Bon-Bon chanted as he ran.
"Come on, Bon-Bon, it won't be bad." Ballora assured Bon-Bon as she chased him. "Just step into my office, which is actually my room, and we can fix that cavity of yours!"
"No!"
"Aw, c'mon!"
"You're good at dancing, but not dentistry!"
"What?! No! I've been in dentistry school for twenty years!"
"Uh, then that means you're not good." Foxy mentioned. "Being there for that long means that you've been held back a lot."
"Hey, of course not! I just had to redo things a lot!" Ballora said, stopping in her tracks and turning to Foxy. "You know what they say: practice makes perfect!"
"Then how many of your patients have lived?"
"Um, let me see...there was that guy- no, no, he drowned in water."
"What?!"
"Or maybe that one man- no, he choked on his tooth. Um, I think the total number is none!"
"Ballora. In dentistry, you're not supposed to have fatalities."
"What do you mean? I always fix their teeth in the end, though, right?"
"But were they breathing afterwards?"
"For some reason, they weren't. I think that they were just so happy with their new smiles."
"Yeah, they were speechless, right?" Puppet asked.
"Uh-huh!"
"Okay, I'm done." Foxy grunted. "Give me back the wrench, Ballora. I may not be a dentist, but I can definitely do this better than you."
"What?! NO- wait, where's Bon-Bon?"
A round of giggling sounded from inside Foxy's cove. Foxy and Ballora both shared respective groans of annoyance, then led the way into Foxy's room and through the trapdoor in the cove to the back room.
"Oh, great.."
"Ugh, he's always disappearing. You need to control him."
They came into the room, where Foxy instantly spotted Bon-Bon attempting to hide behind his chest of drawers.
"Bon-Bon!" Foxy said.
"No." Bon-Bon waddled out of his hiding spot, but kept to the wall.
"I found you."
"No. I will not get my teeth done."
"Activate door closing mechanism...now!" Ballora shouted, and she used the wrench to close the door, so Bon-Bon couldn't leave.
"Um, she just closed the door." Foxy informed Bon-Bon. "You're trapped in here."
"No, no, NO!" Bon-Bon cried, going to the door and pounding on it. It remained closed. He went away from the door and back into the corner of the room.
"And you can't open the door!" Ballora said happily. She giggled.
Bon-Bon, afraid, scrambled up onto Foxy's desk and up the monitor, where he began to balance precariously.
"You know what?" Ballora went on, looking at the pc. "You can play Minecraft...while I work on your teeth!"
"I-I-I don't know about that.." Bon-Bon moaned.
"Just take a seat right here." Ballora patted the desk chair.
"You could also do that thing that some dentists do where they put a camera in your mouth, and there's a tv in the corner, and you can see what's happening!" Puppet suggested.
"Yeah, and we have the tv right here!" Ballora pointed to the large monitor.
"But we don't have the camera thingy, though." Foxy indicated.
"Just sit down right here, Bon-Bon." Ballora offered again.
The hand-puppet leaped off of the monitor and hid behind Foxy again, peeking up at him nervously.
"Foxy, should I t-trust her?" Bon-Bon asked nervously.
"We have no choice, Bon-Bon. She has the wrench, and she can do more damage with it than you think." Foxy explained unenthusiastically.
"Okay..." Bon-Bon hung his head and shuffled over to Ballora.
"Ah, yes!" Ballora said, smiling. "Come, come! Sit down!" She tapped the desk chair, which Bon-Bon sat down on, muttering 'No' continuously under his breath. "Okay, now just say 'Aaaa'!"
"No!"
Puppet, wanting to get in on the action, tried to come over with his hammer, but Foxy pushed him back, shaking his head.
"Just do it, Bon-Bon." Foxy urged the hand-puppet.
"No, no!"
"I said...say 'AAAA'!" Ballora screamed. Bon-Bon finally opened up his mouth, allowing Ballora to poke the wrench around inside. "Alright, let me just do that...stay still, I'm gonna pull this tooth out!"
"Oh, I can't watch!" Foxy exclaimed, turning away from the scene and closing his eyes.
He heard yanking sounds, Ballora cheering, and Bon-Bon yelling in pain.
"Alright, I think I got it!" Ballora said, grinning. "Let me double check." She looked around inside Bon-Bon's mouth again. "I think we're good! Alright, Foxy, we're done. He's clean!"
"Okay, awesome." Foxy acknowledged.
"Hey, uh, can I get cake?" Bon-Bon asked shyly.
"Uh, you can't have any cake."
"But, Ballora always g-gets cake!"
"What? No, I don't." Ballora claimed. "I've only just been on my first time having cake."
"Aren't you not supposed to eat after getting something done at the dentist?" Puppet pointed out, shrugging.
"Yeah, he has a point." Foxy agreed. "I don't know if giving him cake would be healthy for him."
"She shouldn't give me anything." Bon-Bon said.
"Actually, you know what? This actually works in my favor. You want cake, I'll give you cake. BRB." He tried to leave, but the door was closed. "Oh, wait, the door is closed. Nevermind."
"Hah, I knew you couldn't get out. You'd never fool me." Ballora laughed.
"Wait, but I thought you were allergic to cake, Puppet." Bon-Bon mentioned calmly.
"I never said that." Puppet claimed.
"Allergic to cake? When did you get allergic to cake?" Foxy asked confusedly.
Puppet paused, then began to speak again. "Well, I'm assuming that since that day I was...made, I guess? Or born? I'm not sure which. Anyways, wanna buy some real estate?"
"Uh..." Foxy muttered, but never got to respond.
"Can we get out of this room? It's very small, and I'm getting kinda claustrophobic." Ballora complained.
"Yeah, me too. I'm also getting, uh, what's the word? Closet-phobic?" Puppet guessed as Foxy began to exit the room.
"Okay, are you guys coming?" Foxy asked, waving them towards him. They tried to come closer, but Foxy closed the door on them. He laughed. "Hee hee hee, you're trapped in there now."
"Well, we're in here with your secret stuff-" Puppet began.
"Nevermind, I opened the door!" Foxy opened the door and let them all exit. The animatronics cheered as they left the room.
"Yay, freedom!" Ballora celebrated. "I couldn't stand being in there with you three baboons."
"They got away this time, but next time I'll get their bodies."
"Not now!" Foxy gasped at the voice furiously.
"What was that?!" Ballora exclaimed, taking out the wrench again.
"Nothing, nothing!"
"Nothing, don't worry about it...it's okay..."
"Do you have a toothache also, Foxy?" Ballora threatened.
Foxy was never able to reply, as he temporarily lost control of his body.
"I will GET YOU."
Foxy got control back and gasped, unsure of what had just happened. What was that stupid voice doing?
"Maybe you don't, okay." Ballora chuckled nervously.
"That's so scary..." Bon-Bon whined, squirming backwards.
"It's okay, don't worry." Foxy assured the hand-puppet, approaching him. Bon-Bon backed away another pace. "Wow, this one is a little more skittish than usual."
Ballora and Puppet had their tools drown, staring at Foxy fearfully.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Puppet?" Ballora asked. Then she shook her head and put the tool away. "No, of course not, because you're not in my head."
"Heh heh, yeah." Puppet laughed.
"Get them before they get you."
"Um, no, I shouldn't do that." Foxy refused strongly.
"That stupid voice again! WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO YOURSELF?!" Ballora demanded crazily.
"What are you talking about? I'm not talking to myself!"
"God, am I the ONLY ONE that sees and hears all of this?!"
"Maybe he has some program installed in his circuits that lets him communicate with friends, or the inter-web." Puppet suggested suddenly, and rather quickly.
"Yeah, sure, we'll say that!" Foxy declared loudly. "Man, you guys are crazy. Coo-coo, coo-coo."
Foxy didn't actually think they were crazy, but right now he figured calling them so would convince him that nothing was going on inside his head. Foxy didn't want them to hear the voice. He had to keep it quiet, and not reveal it yet.
"Like my voice-box is?" Bon-Bon asked sadly.
"I guess so, but you should get used to your new voice. I think it's fine."
Bon-Bon beamed at him.
"Yeah, I guess it's something to work on."
"Okay, so I think we should go and relax." Foxy said, going over to the trapdoor to enter his back room. "And also give your voice box a chance to get used to itself. See you guys later."
"Aren't you gonna let Bon-Bon in there?" Ballora asked.
"Oh, right. Come on, Bon-Bon."
Bon-Bon nodded and preceded down into the back room.
"But, as his dentist, I recommended you use a high amount of sugar." Ballora told Foxy. "And, um, sodas."
"That doesn't sound like a good idea." Foxy replied.
"Also, instead of two minutes of brushing, do thirty seconds." Puppet added. "And also, cake!"
"No, I'm not doing that. Goodbye." Foxy slammed the trapdoor shut and entered his back room, where Bon-Bon was waiting for him. "Oh man, your new voice is gonna take a while to get used to."
"Yeah." Bon-Bon responded understandingly, nodding.
"I wonder how other people will think of it. Specifically Freddy and Baby. I'm curious."
"Yes, it's certainly something to get used to."
"Yep. Anyways, why don't we get back to figuring out how the computer works."
"S-sure, I guess."
Foxy and Bon-Bon went back to the computer, ready to try and figure out how to activate it...
Puppet approached his box, his home, his place to rest. Today had been a tiring day, and Puppet hadn't liked it all too much; he found a day where little harm was caused to that obnoxious hand-puppet a day wasted.
But, nevertheless, he was about to climb inside, to go down to his couch and deactivate for the night. He'd need lots of sleep to recover from the day.
"Puppet!" Somebody called.
Puppet froze in place, then turned around. Ballora had ran into the room.
"Oh, hey, Ballora." Puppet greeted. "It's kinda late. Shouldn't you be in your room, ready to deactivate?"
"Yeah, but I kinda needed to give you this." She pulled out...a microchip, a dark green microchip. "So, I found this inside Bon-Bon, but I've got no clue what it is. Since you're smart, I was hoping you'd know."
She handed Puppet the microchip. Puppet, curious as he was, but also cautious, examined the microchip carefully.
"Hmm, this is interesting. Where was it?"
"Right next to his voice-box."
"This is quite...interesting. Thanks for giving me this, Ballora. I'll have to examine it tonight to get a full understanding of it, though, but I'll give it back tomorrow."
Ballora shrugged. "Works for me. Goodnight, Puppet!"
"Night!"
And with that, Ballora left the room.
Puppet sighed deeply, and turned back to his box. He climbed inside and down the ladder, then reached his living room. He sat down on his couch, holding the microchip in his hands, and looked closer at it. He noticed that it was covered in a thin layer of dust.
Puppet wiped it off with his other hand, clearing it up.
And then, Puppet gasped.
"I knew it. Seems like my worst fears are true. He was being influenced by this single part of it. This...isn't good. Does that mean everyone else has it? I should get rid of them- no, no, if I try to remove it, they'll get suspicious and demand answers. And the last thing I need is for them to know what happened. But, for now, I have to prevent this from falling into the wrong hands."
Puppet placed the microchip on a stack of papers.
"I can look further tomorrow. Right now, I need to sleep this off."
Puppet scooted into a comfortable position and turned himself off, falling asleep instantly.
The microchip gleamed in the light of the lamp on the table. And from it, words could be seen etched onto the chip.
PROJECT 3NNARD
Chapter 28: Freddy and the Chickens
Summary:
Freddy has a new room in his closet. When the animatronics come to see it, chicken-related nonsense ensues.
Chapter Text
"So, that's why I hate piñatas." Bon-Bon concluded. "Because I'm so tiny and people always confuse me with them."
"Wow, that is a really good reason to hate piñatas!" Foxy exclaimed understandingly. He had to admit, Bon-Bon made a very valid point. "I would have never thought about that! Wow."
Foxy and Bon-Bon were in Foxy's back room today, having a conversation. Foxy had just listened to Bon-Bon's explanation on why he hated piñatas, and he found it to be a very valid argument.
"Actually, now that I think about, you do eat a lot of candy." Foxy continued. "Is that another reason? Because, you know, that's a lot of candy. And where could it even go? You don't have legs, for crying out loud-" Foxy tried to inspect Bon-Bon's hand hole, but Bon-Bon quickly darted back, not willing to show Foxy it. "Hey, stay still! I'm trying to look behind you! Yeah, but you're pretty empty inside."
"Well, the candy goes into my endoskeleton, but," Bon-Bon explained. "Since there's a hole where my legs should be, I just...go out."
"Oh, that actually makes a LOT of sense."
"Yeah, it's quite a tragedy."
"Yep. So, basically, you eat the candy, it falls out, and then other people find it- wait. That candy that Freddy gave me the other day...that explains a lot. Why it was all chewed up, with the wrappers still on it. By the way, we gotta talk about that. You take the wrappers off BEFORE you eat the candy. But still, that explains a LOT! Woah. I regret eating all of that candy now."
Foxy felt disgusted inside for even thinking that he had ate already-eaten candy.
"But they're just so good and plasticky!" Bon-Bon argued passively.
"No, that's not a good reason! If it was wax paper, that would have been one thing, but this is completely different."
"You can't judge how I live my life."
"I guess not, heh. You know, we should actually go look for Freddy. He was missing again yesterday, and I don't know where he's been."
Foxy and Bon-Bon exited the back room, then cut across Foxy's room into the main room.
"Okay, let's start the investigation!" Foxy declared excitedly. "Inspector Detective Foxy is on the case with his assistant, Bon-Bon! Let's do this."
"Alright, it's go time." Bon-Bon added, nodding. Foxy and Bon-Bon began to search the room.
"Okay, he's not in the bouncy house." Foxy noted, looking into the inflatable structure. "That's where I'd expect him to be, but nope, not here- wait, that's where Ballora would be, not Freddy."
"She's always stuck up there." Bon-Bon remarked.
"Yeah, you're right." Foxy went to the smaller hallway and checked the karaoke room from a couple of nights ago. "He's not in the karaoke room, practicing his vocals. He SHOULD be doing that. And he's not in the tv room." Foxy checked the room directly across from the karaoke room, which was the tv room, which had been added as part of Puppet's decoration project but had not been used yet. "Wait, when did we get a tv room? Oh, yeah, just a few days ago. I must be going crazy not to remember it."
"Yeah, it's always been here."
"Let's check the big hallway." When they entered the big hallway, Foxy proceeded straight to Ballora's room door. He tried to tug it open, but it didn't budge, it had been locked again. "Ballora's door is locked AGAIN?! Ugh!"
"Probably doesn't want us to get in there."
"Augh, yeah. You're right."
Foxy was getting tired of Ballora locking herself in her room. Unfortunately for the pink-white fox, this was something she could do. She was still yet unable to open and close doors, but could somehow lock and unlock them anyway.
"I'm not even gonna check in Puppet's room." Foxy said, looking over to the other side of the big hall, which led towards Puppet's room. Foxy was confident that Freddy was nowhere near there. They went back down the smaller hallway, and Foxy noticed Freddy's closet. "Wait, I got it! He's probably just in his closet, watching tv again! That's what he always does. Gosh, why didn't I think of that before? It was so obvious."
Foxy opened the closet. "So, he is- wait a minute."
The closet was relatively the same...except for the ladder situated on the far-right of the wall opposite from the door, leading up through the ceiling to some other area.
"Are you seeing this, or am I going crazy?" Foxy asked Bon-Bon sarcastically.
"You're going crazy."
"No, that's NOT what I'm doing!" Foxy growled at the voice. "But, Bon-Bon, you see this, right?"
"Um, yes." Bon-Bon replied, nodding.
"So this is a ladder, and it leads up." Foxy noted. "And I'm gonna follow it. Let's see where it goes." He started to climb up the ladder, all the way to the top, where a trapdoor was blocking his way. "Huh, there's a door here." He opened the trapdoor and went up into the room. He was greeted with perhaps the strangest sight he'd ever seen before.
The room was narrow and entirely made of iron, except for the lights that were intended in much of the floor. Frames with pieces of chicken inside of them were plastered in every available spot on the wall. On the opposite side of the room from the trapdoor was a golden throne with a plush red seat, which Freddy himself was sitting on. A cow and a chicken were wandering around the room, the former looking shocked at what it was seeing and the latter really not paying attention to anything.
"Uh...what...WHAT?" Foxy exclaimed, absolutely flabbergasted to see it all.
"Welcome!" Freddy greeted. "Welcome to my ROOM!"
"Um..."
Suddenly, as Bon-Bon and Foxy stepped away from the trapdoor, Foxy watched as the chicken made a sudden break for it, leaping down the open trapdoor and using its wings to slowly descend down to the closet below. Then it escaped out the still-open door to the rest of the pizzeria.
"Oh no! You let Gregory out!" Freddy cried, upset that the chicken had escaped.
"Oops, but...what is going on here?!" Foxy griped, still gaping at the room itself. "Why is there chicken on the walls? And WHY is there an egg on the floor?" Foxy picked up the egg and looked at it for a moment, then looked back towards Freddy. "And why is there a COW up here?"
"Oh, you know, when I get lonely sometimes, I like to come up here and talk to my buddy Frank." Freddy explained, pointing at the cow. Then he narrowed his eyes down at Foxy. "And GREGORY, who ESCAPED thanks to you."
"Um, question. How did you get a cow up here? And where did it even COME from?"
"That's not the important part!" Freddy smiled. "The important thing to ask, is: why are you guys here in the first place?"
"We were looking for you, obviously! You've been missing for days! And THIS is where you've been?"
"Yeah. Just preparing my room, preparing all the chicken. Where do you think I get all the chicken to feed Garbage and you guys?"
"I thought you got it from the fridge! I thought there was an endless supply of chicken down there."
"No, of course not! Everyone knows you can't leave chicken in the fridge! It'll go bad!" (A/N: This is not true. Don't believe everything Freddy says to be true.)
"Oh wow...this is...this is CRAZY! I don't know what to do, or what to think! Gee golly.."
"I mean, you could say thank you." Freddy huffed, clearly annoyed.
"Why would I say thank you to this?!" Foxy shouted.
"Man, why is everybody always yelling?!" Someone exclaimed angrily. Foxy turned around to see that Puppet had come up the ladder and into the room. Puppet then noticed the room, and his anger turned to confusion. "Oh, uh...woah..."
"Oh, hey Puppet." Freddy greeted. "You scared me."
"Puppet, do you see this?! Do you?!" Foxy howled, grabbing on to Puppet.
"I'm more concerned about why everybody yells when something happens!" Puppet told them.
"YOU'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE CHICKEN?! There's chicken EVERYWHERE!"
"Indoor voices, Foxy! Indoor voices!"
"There is chicken everywhere!"
"It's kinda delicious, actually." Bon-Bon admit.
"Hmm." Puppet muttered, looking around at the room. "I'm assuming that this is where you get all of your chicken?"
But before Freddy could reply, the ladder creaked as someone climbed up it. Then, Baby came up and entered the room.
"Hey, why is there eggs everywhere, and-" She suddenly trailed off, looking around at the chicken-plastered walls. "...oh."
"Oh, hey Baby." Foxy greeted. He felt a bit surprised, he hadn't seen Baby in a while. He also noticed that her fake valley girl accent was still there. "Well, I let go of...what's the chicken's name again, Freddy?"
"Gregory! How could you forget?" Freddy sputtered. "Also, you shouldn't be worried about the chicken on the walls. Where else am I supposed to keep it?"
"I let go of Gregory on accident." Foxy said, ignoring Freddy. "It was completely unintentional, but apparently now I've let him go. And it wasn't on purpose, I SWEAR."
"Oh, gotcha..." Baby mumbled.
"So, is anyone else disturbed by the fact that there's chicken all over the walls?" Foxy asked everyone, calmer this time.
"I mean, no." Baby admit.
"So I'm the only one disturbed by this?" Foxy groaned.
"Yep." Freddy said, nodding.
"It's really delicious..." Bon-Bon said again, eyeing the chicken interestedly.
"Thank you!"
"Well, that's true. I can take a chicken off the wall and eat it..." Foxy did so. "..but I'm gonna put it back, cause I don't want chicken." He did so.
"Oh, well, good thing." Freddy acknowledged nonchalantly.
"You know what?" Foxy declared. He pulled out the egg and prepared to throw it. "Here's an egg-"
But, before he could, the egg suddenly began to hatch, and then out popped a baby chicken who jumped out of Foxy's hands and floated down to the floor below, landing in the center of the animatronics.
Freddy gasped. "It's baby Gregory!"
"Am I a father now?!" Foxy exclaimed, looking down at the baby chicken smiling up at Foxy. "Is this my...baby?"
"Aw, look at the little baby!" Baby cooed, eyeing the baby chicken happily.
"Hey, you're scaring my kid." Foxy claimed, pushing her away. "It's okay, Francesca." Foxy decided to name the chicken Francesca, he thought it to be a nice name.
"Oh, just think." Freddy spoke up. "Someday, I'm gonna be able to cook him, and then you guys can eat him!"
"No, you won't! It's my kid!" Foxy roared, staring daggers at Freddy. "Wait...why am I being so overprotective of this baby chicken?"
"Because you need the child, you need it..."
"WHAT?!"
"Get the children..."
"Shut up!" Foxy snapped at the voice.
"Who's he talking to?" Freddy asked.
"No one." Foxy said instantly. "Don't worry about that. It's okay." Everyone nodded and forgot about it.
"Say, since now we have this little friend, can we get rid of Bon-Bon?" Puppet spoke up, looking down at Francesca.
"No, but we can go get rid of the other chicken now." Foxy decided, heading down the ladder. "Come on, let's go."
Foxy heard Freddy gasp. "Gregory, no! My baby!"
Foxy entered the main room and began to look around for Gregory. "Gregory! Come out, come out! I have a frying pan for you! Huh, where'd he go? He's a fast little guy." Foxy went into his room and checked his back room, but nobody was there. He went back into his room, where Bon-Bon was already looking around.
"Run, Gregory, run!" Freddy urged the chicken on from another room.
"Gregory!" Foxy called, looking around the room. Finally, he spotted the chicken in question on the pile of crates in the corner of the room. "Found him! Hey there, hee hee hee."
Gregory gazed at Foxy with his beady eyes, looking confused.
"Oh, no!" Freddy gasped from the other room.
"Come here, little chicken. We're gonna play a game called: 'Get into Foxy's belly'!" Foxy paused, noticing Puppet, who had entered the room and was staring at Gregory. "What are you planning, Puppet? What are you planning?"
"Maybe we should give Garbage a friend." Puppet offered, patting the chicken's head. "And this time, a live friend."
"Good idea." Foxy agreed. "Let's push him there." Foxy tried to push Gregory out of the room, but Gregory was making an effort to stay put, not wanting to be pushed around. "Uh, Puppet, can you help me?"
Puppet also tried to push Gregory towards the door, but wasn't succeeding either. "Uh, I think he doesn't want to go." Puppet said.
"I think we need some seeds." Foxy knew Gregory would be attracted by seeds.
"Gregory! Follow me, Gregory!" Freddy called, showing Gregory some seeds that he had in his hands. Gregory, surprisingly enough, ignored Freddy's seeds and walked up to Foxy, nuzzling the fox's leg.
"I think he likes me more."
"You're scaring him!"
"Okay, fine! I'll get out of the way."
Foxy left the room, allowing the others to deal with Gregory. He leaned against the stage, then noticed that Francesca was sitting on a nearby table.
"Oh, Francesca's down here, too!" Foxy exclaimed. "Hey, Francesca! How are you, my little girl?"
The baby chicken let out a tiny bacawk of greeting, looking very pleased.
"I thought its name was Gregory." Puppet spoke up as he and the others followed Gregory out into the main room.
"But that's my chicken." Freddy said.
"Yeah, Foxy's talking about the little one." Baby added, pointing at Foxy and Francesca nearby.
"Hold on, Francesca." Foxy told the baby chicken. He went over to the others. Freddy was currently trying to get Gregory off of a pile of crates near the front doors, but once again the chicken didn't even looked tempted to move. "So, is it working?"
"Follow me!" Freddy urged Gregory as he waved the seeds around, but Gregory shook his little chicken head from side to side. "He's not following me. Foxy, you scared him!"
"Just give me the seeds!"
"Aww, okay..."
Freddy handed Foxy the seeds.
"Okay, follow me, Gregory." Foxy told Gregory. Instead of following, Gregory ran back into Foxy's room. "Aw, no!"
"Man, he really likes your room, Foxy!" Puppet exclaimed.
"Yeah, see? I told you he likes me. Anyways, come on, Gregory."
The chicken stared at Foxy for a moment, then quickly reached his beak out and ate all of the seeds Foxy had outstretched.
"Oop, I fed him!" Foxy backed up into the main room, but Gregory followed him. "Oh, he's following me! Come on, Gregory! Darn, he stopped following me."
Gregory seemed to be inspecting Foxy's hands for seeds, but once he saw that Foxy had no more, he stopped following Foxy.
"Luckily, I always keep a second batch of seeds on me!" Freddy spoke up, waving even more seeds. "Just for this situation."
Freddy offered the seeds again, but Gregory turned his beak away, heading over to the table where Francesca was. He started bawking at Francesca, who bawked back. Then, Gregory went over to Foxy, who had came over to the two chickens, and began nuzzling Foxy's leg again.
"Huh, Gregory must be sick. I think I fed him too much chicken." Freddy sighed.
"Um, guys?" Baby called. She had just went back into Freddy's closet. Foxy and Freddy snapped to attention, going over to the closet. "I think Gregory is actually a girl, because there's another one."
Another baby chicken was in the closet, pecking at the tv screen in the room.
"Another one? Foxy, what have you done?" Freddy gasped.
"I don't know what I did!" Foxy exclaimed as he headed back into the main room. "You can't blame this on me."
"We're being taken over by ducks!" Freddy shouted as he entered the main room and crouched by a table.
"Wait, did you just say that those chickens were ducks?" Baby asked as she and Puppet approached the bear. Foxy also went to Freddy to see what was going on.
"Yeah! I'm scared of ducks, okay?"
"But they're chickens."
"Hey, Bon-Bon hasn't been saying much, where'd he go?" Foxy cut in. "Bon-Bon?"
"Over here." Bon-Bon called. He was over at the stage, sitting with Gregory and Francesca. The others went over to him. Bon-Bon seemed to be looking at the chickens as if they were the greatest things he had seen. "These chickens, can I keep them?"
"Uh, but they're the same size as you." Foxy pointed out. "So I think they'd be keeping you."
"They're my friends! They're the same size as me."
"Wow, that's a good point."
"By the way, who is that?" Baby asked, looking to Bon-Bon. "I thought he was another pet, but I guess not?"
"Oh yeah, you haven't gotten to meet him yet!" Foxy shouted, becoming aware of this. "Baby, meet Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon, meet Baby."
"Nice to meet you, Bon-Bon." Baby greeted, looking down at the hand-puppet.
"Hi t-there." Bon-Bon greeted nervously in his tiny voice.
"Aw, you're so cute!"
Bon-Bon began to blush, looking even more nervous than before.
"Hey, she likes you." Foxy told Bon-Bon. "Hey, Baby, I thought you and Freddy were together."
"Wait, what?" Both Freddy and Baby said confusedly.
"Yeah, you guys have been missing for a while! Whenever you disappear, he disappears, Baby."
"Hey, no! It's not that!" Freddy claimed. "It's just a coincidence, I told you."
"Um, Puppet, don't you agree with me?"
"I dunno. Maybe, yes." Puppet replied. "I think so."
Baby and Freddy were both shaking their heads, trying to get the message through that they weren't dating. Foxy ignored them.
"And you know what the best part is for YOU, Freddy?" Foxy told Freddy. "At least Puppet hasn't tried to redecorate YOUR room! He already did mine."
"Oh yeah, that reminds me..." Puppet muttered.
"Reminds you of what?" Freddy asked.
"Nothing, nothing..."
"Wow, there's quite a few chickens here now!" Foxy pointed out, looking over at Gregory and Francesca, who were happily trotting about the room. "When Ballora gets back from wherever she went, she's gonna be going: 'WOAH, look at all the chickens!'"
"Gregory, why don't you love me anymore?" Freddy moaned, holding up his seeds to the chicken yet again, but Gregory turned his beak to the side once again. "Look what you've done, Foxy."
"Let's eat Gregory now!"
"No, we can't!" Foxy griped at the voice. "That's Freddy's friend."
"Come on, let's eat him!"
"No, I said!"
"Then go."
"Go where?"
"Into the basement."
"Basement? Uh...no, not right now!"
"Do it, now..."
"NO!" Foxy had finally got the voice to shut up, but he noticed the looks on everyone's faces. "Don't worry, guys, it's okay. Nothing's wrong."
"Uh oh, I think Foxy's freaking out again." Freddy guessed worriedly. He and Baby approached Foxy as Bon-Bon continued playing with Gregory and Francesca.
"Wait a minute, hold on!" Foxy exclaimed suddenly. He looked around but couldn't find someone that was supposed to be with them.
"Wait, where?" Freddy gasped, and then he and Foxy said the name at the same time.
"Puppet."
Foxy and Freddy raced over to the closet and went inside, then hurried up the ladder. They were both thinking the same thing. Bon-Bon, looking confused, raced after them.
When they got up into the chicken room, they found Puppet sitting down on Freddy's throne.
"Puppet! What are you doing on my throne?" Freddy shouted daringly. Puppet jumped, only just noticing them, and then got off the throne.
"Just counting." Puppet answered casually. "I like counting."
"I like counting, too." Freddy agreed, smiling.
"Why are you counting, though?" Foxy asked suspiciously.
"Just measuring stuff." Puppet explained vaguely.
"The highest I can get to in counting is five..." Freddy commented sadly.
"Wow, that's pretty good, but let's get back on track." Foxy decided. "Puppet, why are your measuring?"
"It's for practice." Puppet said. "You know, practice makes perfect. I used to only be able to count to three, but then I realized that I could count on another hand, and then I got to six." Puppet held up his three-fingered hands.
Freddy gasped. "That's genius."
"Woah, I would have not thought of that, actually." Foxy exclaimed. "That's pretty good of you to think of that."
"Oh no, Timothy's trying to get away, too!" Freddy whined, trying to stop the cow from getting through the open trapdoor.
"Wait, but wasn't his name Frank?"
"What are you talking about? His name's Timothy."
"Uh, right."
"Just gonna put a couch right here..." Puppet muttered in the corner next to the throne.
"Hey, what was that about a couch?"
"Nothing!" Puppet got out of the corner and went up the others.
"I said Timothy." Freddy reminded them.
"Yeah, Timothy."
"No, Puppet, you just talked about a couch." Foxy insisted. "But he already has a chair, and a pretty nice one at that." Foxy pointed at the throne. "Actually, I kinda wanna.." Foxy ran over to the throne and sat on it. "There we go, I'm in the throne! Now, bow to me! I am the LORD, Foxing-ton! Ha ha ha!"
"How dare you." Freddy groaned, scowling at Foxy in an unhappy manner. "How dare you dirty my throne."
Foxy came to his senses. "Oh, sorry, I'm standing on it." Foxy got off. "I apologize, Freddy, that was an accident."
"It's okay." Freddy forgave Foxy, becoming calm instantly. "I'll just make sure that I vacuum that up later."
"Vacuum? But where would you keep that in here?" Foxy wondered, looking around the room. It had no vacuums in it, nor did it have outlets to plug in vacuums, so Foxy found himself pretty confused on the matter.
"Eh, you know, in the closet." Freddy said simply.
Foxy shrugged, then looked and noticed an empty spot on the wall, where there was no frame. "So, is this right here for Gregory?"
Freddy looked at it. "Oh, yeah. I guess so."
"I'll go take care of it right now, then." Foxy declared, going to the trapdoor and the ladder and heading back down. "I'll get rid of him."
"No, Gregory!" Freddy and Bon-Bon shouted at the same time.
Foxy got to the bottom of the ladder and exited the closet, coming back into the main room. Baby was sitting by the front door with Gregory, Francesca, and another baby chicken, reading nicely to them.
"And they all lived happily ever after." Baby concluded, closing the book. "The end." She saw Foxy and the others coming into the room. "Oh, I mean, uh, aah! Monsters!" She ran away towards the stage, and the chickens happily followed her.
"How did you do that?" Foxy asked, gaping at the scene before him.
"Do what?"
"Get all the chickens to sit down. And you were reading a book to them!"
"Well, yeah, of course. Just read them a good bedtime story and anyone'll sit down."
"Wow, I didn't even think of that!" Freddy gasped, surprised to hear this. "Genius."
"There's so many chickens right now!" Foxy murmured, watching as Gregory and the two baby chickens ran around the room happily. "This is crazy."
"And they're so cute!" Baby giggled, running after the chickens. Bon-Bon also did so.
"What about all the ducks running around here?"
Everyone in the room stopped in their tracks, even the chickens, and looked at Freddy.
"Ducks? Wait, I thought they were pigeons." Puppet admit, baffled.
"Pigeons? Really?" Foxy said, incredulously.
"Puppet, that doesn't make sense. You're just being silly." Freddy added, shaking his head.
"Well, what are we gonna do now?" Puppet asked. "This place is infested with penguins."
"But I like storks! Come on." Baby commented.
"Yeah, but there are a lot of emus."
"Owls aren't a problem."
"Who said I didn't like these eagles?"
"You did, going with the whole anti-flamingo thing."
"Okay, okay, enough of this! These are chickens." Foxy griped, annoyed at the antics going around the room.
"No, you guys aren't making sense!" Freddy carped. "They're clearly Dodrio."
"Oh, yes, they're definitely puffins." Baby argued calmly.
"Wait, I think puffins are extinct."
"No, those are dodos, you dodo."
"My brain...my circuitry..." Foxy grouched. He was getting dizzy from all the birds being mentioned...
"Kill them all."
"No, I CAN'T do that!"
"You guys are crazy." Puppet interrupted. "They're obviously chocobos." Freddy and Baby muttered in agreement.
"Okay, I'm done with this!" Foxy exclaimed. "I'm going back to my room." Foxy turned and went into his room. "You guys can deal with the chickens later."
"Wait, wait, Foxy!" Puppet called, running after Foxy. "I need to talk to you over here."
"Uh, okay."
Puppet led Foxy to the corner of the room, just by the crates. Bon-Bon tried to come over, but Puppet pushed him back.
"I said alone!" Puppet barked.
"But...but...I wanna be part of this..." Bon-Bon stuttered.
"Alone! You have two seconds to get out of here!"
"I'll get you o-one day, meanie..." Bon-Bon left the room.
"So, Foxy." Puppet said, going back over to the pink-white fox. "Are you buying this Freddy-Baby business?"
"Yeah, I don't get it." Foxy admit. "You know what? We should just ask them again tomorrow, and see if they change what they said, and then we catch them in a lie! Does that sound like a plan?"
Puppet nodded. "Yep, and we can probably, like, set up some celebration."
"Yeah, that works. I like this plan."
"Mm-hmm."
"Okay, so I'm gonna head back to my room now and act like we don't know." Foxy walked back into the main room. "Okay, guys, I'm heading back to my room." He spotted Baby sitting and watching Gregory climb on the crates in the main room. "Uh, okay, Baby. You go and do your own thing right there."
"I'm just watching Gregory." Baby mentioned.
"Yeah, you do that. I'm heading to my room. Bon-Bon, you can come if you want."
"I'll follow." Bon-Bon agreed.
The two of them began to head back into the back room.
"Aww, why can't I go?" Freddy whined to Foxy from the other room, peeking over at Foxy.
"You have your own room now!" Foxy remined him. "And you should protect it from Puppet, because he might be trying to redecorate it!" Foxy spotted Puppet in the other room heading for the closet door. "He's going now!"
Freddy turned and saw Puppet at the door, then gasped in alarm.
"No, I'm just going over here to look at this nice...purple and blue stand!" Puppet exclaimed, patting the stand counter. "It's so nice."
"Yeah, sure. Sure, sure, sure."
"It looks more like magenta to me." Freddy added.
"I don't know what that word is." Puppet responded.
"Me neither."
Foxy closed the trapdoor and headed into the back room, where Bon-Bon stood waiting again.
"So, I think Freddy and Baby are dating." Foxy told Bon-Bon.
"Really?" Bon-Bon mumbled.
"Just wanted to tell you that, Bon-Bon. We'll talk more about it tomorrow, because I'm gonna question them again."
"Okay...also, I have a question."
"Sure, what?"
"Can I bring Gregory in here?"
"Uh, how are you gonna get him in here?"
"I have my w-ways..."
"Do I have a choice?"
"No."
"Ugh..."
Foxy sat down in his desk chair, already starting to get concerned about how Bon-Bon would bring Gregory inside the room...
Chapter 29: Awkward Questions
Summary:
Foxy is sure that Freddy and Baby are more than just friends, so he interrogates them both to see if his suspicions are true.
Chapter Text
"I'm telling you, man. There's some secret, crazy stuff happening!" Puppet shouted to Foxy.
"Yeah, you're right! I agree fully!" Foxy agreed, nodding. "One hundred percent."
"Do you even know what I'm talking about, though?"
"Yeah, I know what you're talking about!"
Foxy and Puppet were talking to each other today, inside Foxy's room. Puppet was sitting on one of the many stools in the room, and Foxy stood next to him, talking to him. They both seemed to have the same topic on their minds.
As they talked, Bon-Bon came in from the main room, humming to himself as he passed, and briefly looked over at Foxy and Puppet before going on into Foxy's cove and through the trapdoor, out of sight.
"What was that?" Puppet muttered suspiciously as he watched Bon-Bon leave.
"Uh, let's not worry about that." Foxy assured the lanky marionette.
"Well, I still think there's something happening between Freddy and Baby!" Puppet exclaimed, turning back to Foxy.
"Yeah, I agree, man! That's right- hold on." Foxy felt strange, as if something was going to happen in a certain part of his teeth. "Puppet, do I sound weird to you?"
"Um, I don't know. Do you have new shoes on?"
"No, I don't! I mean, I said SOUND-weird, not LOOK-weird. Heh, what are you talking about?"
Bon-Bon popped his head out of the cove silently, looked over at Foxy and Puppet for a second, and then walked back through the doorway back into the main area. Only Foxy noticed him; Puppet was too busy talking to pay attention to Bon-Bon.
"Alright, well, do you think I should do something?"
"Um, does my voice sound weird, though?"
Foxy has the suspicious feeling that his voice was wrong. He had woken up this morning and had banged his head against the wall by accident. Now that Foxy thought about it, he was convinced that that particular deal was why his voice didn't sound correct. It sounded more like an average man than his normal voice did.
"No, I think it sounds fine."
"Well, I've got the feeling that it's not my correct voice. Hold on." Foxy said, and he twisted the knob on his arm, reverting his human-like voice back to normal. "Okay, there we go. It's back."
Bon-Bon once again peeked around the doorway of the room, looking over at Foxy and Puppet.
"That's weird..." Puppet spoke up, confused.
"You can't change your own voice? Well, then you're weird." Foxy claimed. "Okay, what were you saying?"
"Do you think we should do something about Baby and Freddy?"
"Oh yeah, because they might be dating?"
Bon-Bon sneaked through the room, his hands making a pitter-patter on the floor. He went just behind the rows of stools Puppet was sitting at. Puppet still didn't see him.
"What is that noise?" Puppet wondered, annoyed. He looked around the area. Bon-Bon went right up to Foxy's curtain and stood against it. Due to the hand-puppet being purple, he was slightly camouflaged inside of it, and luckily enough, Puppet fell for camouflage.
"Nothing! Nothing at all." Foxy exclaimed, smiling nervously. Puppet stopped looking around and just nodded. Then, Foxy looked over at Bon-Bon and muttered "Go, go, go!" loudly enough for the hand-puppet to hear. Bon-Bon retreated back into Foxy's cove and out of sight just as Puppet turned to where Foxy was looking.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Nobody! Don't worry about it, it's all okay. The noises are nothing."
As Foxy said this, Bon-Bon opened the curtains just enough so that the trapdoor was visible. He repeatedly hopped out of it, making little noises as he did.
"You're acting a bit funny." Puppet mentioned skeptically, eyeing Foxy with suspiciousness. He didn't hear Bon-Bon or turn around.
"Ha ha, don't be silly!" Foxy laughed unconvincingly. "You're the one acting funny."
Puppet finally heard Bon-Bon and began to turn and look at the room again, trying to locate the noise. Bon-Bon stopped jumping, so that Puppet couldn't see him.
"What is that sound? Is there a fly somewhere?"
"No, no, definitely not. But it is kind of annoying."
Puppet looked back at Foxy, and Bon-Bon began jumping and making the little noises again. Then the hand-puppet pulled the curtain back over the trapdoor and ducked his head back inside.
"Hmm, alright. So anyways, what should we do about Baby and Freddy?"
"Well, we should separate them. You know, put them in separate rooms and talk to them separately. Then we'll pester them until they crack, and then they'll finally tell us everything! That's what'll happen."
Foxy had come up with that plan just now, as he too wanted to find out if anything was happening between Baby and Freddy. If they were dating like he thought they might be, then he wanted all of the details about it.
"Alright, and only us two should know about this." Puppet decided just as Bon-Bon poked his head out from the cove and silently approached Puppet and Foxy again.
Foxy seeing Bon-Bon there, quickly groaned.
"Um, yeah, about that..." Foxy explained slowly, and he pointed at Bon-Bon. Puppet turned and finally saw the hand-puppet standing there.
"Hi there." Bon-Bon greeted.
"HEY!" Puppet exclaimed, standing up abruptly. "NO, no, no! Beat it!"
"But I want to be a part of this!"
"Puppet, don't be so quick to refuse Bon-Bon!" Foxy cut in, approaching the two puppets. "We can use him to our advantage."
Puppet looked at Foxy weirdly, then sighed.
"You know what?" Puppet grumbled. "This time, you may just be right."
"Yeah, maybe his cute factor will distract Baby, and then she'll give something away."
"I mean, I could totally pull this off by being cute. I can be pretty cute when I want to!"
"Ha, you being cute?" Bon-Bon chuckled jeeringly, gathering the bravery to speak up.
"Bon-Bon, be nice to Puppet!" Foxy insisted to the little hand-puppet. "He's letting you help. You may never get this opportunity again if your ruin it now."
"Well, I am much cuter, so you'd need my help."
"Bon-Bon, we talked about this."
"Yes, yes, 'be nice to Puppet'." Bon-Bon repeated unwillingly.
"Yes, exactly."
"It's a good thing I don't have to do that!" Puppet cheered rudely, snickering. Bon-Bon stared daggers at Puppet, annoyed. Puppet stopped snickering and became serious again. "Alright, so the plan is: you are gonna help us. And I guess we're gonna talk to Ballora- wait, not Ballora, Baby."
"No, you're right!" Foxy exclaimed suddenly. He suddenly found the idea of getting Ballora's help to be a good one. "We need Ballora, too! Let's go get her. And maybe Baby's with her already and we can interrogate her right off the bat."
Foxy and co. left the room, heading down the main area and the smaller hallway.
"Why do we need Ballora?" Puppet asked, flabbergasted. "She doesn't know anything!"
"Au contraire!" Foxy said, grinning. "She talks to Baby ALL the time, every single day- wait, hold on."
Foxy stopped suddenly, gazing at the far-right room of the smaller hallway. In the window of the doors, he could see a massive present red present with a white ribbon tied around it. A sign had been nailed to the present, saying Happy Birthday, Ballora.
"Happy Birthday, Ballora?" Foxy read, confused. "Okay, that's something for Ballora. Let's just leave it alone for now, 'till next time." He led Puppet and Bon-Bon down the bigger hallway, towards Ballora's room.
"Wait, but didn't we just celebrate her birthday last month?" Puppet asked incredulously.
"Ballora!" Foxy called, ignoring Puppet. He went up to the door and tugged on it, then was in shock; the door was once again locked. "Ugh, she locked the door again!" FOxy looked through the windows of the doors, but he didn't see anyone inside the room. "She's not in there. I think she's probably in the backstage of her room, sleeping again. She's always sleeping these days."
"Can't we just throw Bon-Bon through the door?" Puppet suggested.
"Uh, no. That's probably not a good idea. Let's go check elsewhere." They walked down the hall to the other side, and into the auditorium (aka Puppet's room). "Baby? Freddy? No, not in here either." They exited the room and went back down the bigger hall, and into the smaller hall. "Oh, I know! They must be in the-" Foxy checked the karaoke room, but nobody was inside. "No, they're not. Are they in the-" Foxy looked through the window to the tv room, but it was also empty. "Nope. Wow, where are they?"
Foxy thought for a moment.
"Oh, I know!" He shouted. "They must be in Freddy's room." The group went into the main room, and Foxy entered the closet...only to find nobody inside except Gregory, who was pecking the screen of the tv. "Hey, Puppet, can you go up the ladder and see if they're in there?"
"Oh, sure." Puppet agreed. He entered the closet. "Hey, Gregory!" He greeted as he passed, then went up the ladder into the room above. Bon-Bon followed him up.
"Are they up there?" Foxy called.
"Hmm...he doesn't seem to be in here, but as long as I'm here, I'm just gonna...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 by 3, 2, 1..."
"Puppet, you're taking forever."
"...put some pink curtains right there, and..."
"Foxy, I think you need to see this!" Bon-Bon told Foxy, poking his head down at Foxy from the room above.
Oh, what is he doing now? I'd better see this. Foxy thought as he went up the ladder and into the room, where Puppet was looking around the walls. The cow from yesterday was sniffing the throne, but Foxy ignored that.
"...and I'm probably gonna put some over there, and right here..."
"Puppet, I'm right here! Don't ignore me."
"Huh? What?" Puppet snapped to attention. "Oh, hey. Uh, he's not up here."
"You could have told me that." Foxy informed him as he, Puppet, and Bon-Bon went back down the ladder. "What were you doing?"
"Just counting. Counting's fun."
They reached the bottom of the ladder and exited the closet, heading back into the main area.
"Well, if they're not in there, then where could they be?" Foxy wondered suspiciously. Suddenly, however, he was cut off. Giggling had started to sound from another room. "Wait, do you hear that?"
"Yep, and it sounds a bit fishy." Puppet voiced.
"Where is that coming from?" Foxy said, looking around. Suddenly, he could hear the giggling even more clearly, and recognized it; the giggling of Freddy and Baby, coming from the kitchen. "The kitchen!" Foxy opened the door and stepped inside.
Freddy and Baby were giggling loudly, throwing food at each other. The room was an utter mess; chicken, bread, watermelon, apples, carrots, and various other foods were scattered across the floor and splattered across the walls.
"What's happening here?!" Foxy exclaimed as he walked across the room, picking up the assorted foods on the ground. "So much food! This is a waste!"
Freddy and Baby stopped abruptly, staring at Foxy.
"Uh...food fight!" Freddy yelped, then started throwing food at Puppet.
"Food fight!" Baby added, and started throwing food at Foxy.
"Ah! Oh, man!" Foxy complained loudly as food pelted him, scattering crumbs and other foodstuff throughout his fur. "Ugh, now it's in my fur! You know what, guys? Take this!" Foxy began to throw his own food that he picked up back at Baby and Freddy. Puppet and Bon-Bon also did so. They all yelled as they kept on doing it for around a full minute, before they all briefly stopped.
"Oh man, good times." Freddy spoke up suddenly, inching towards the door. "Well, I'll see you later, Foxy!" Freddy tried to run out of the room, but Foxy quickly grabbed him and pulled him back.
"No, no, no!" Foxy refused, pushing Freddy away from the door and closing it so he couldn't get out. "Freddy, come here for a second. Me and Puppet need to talk to you, all guys." Foxy looked over at Baby, who was on the other side of the room. "Baby, stay right there."
"Oh, okay." She agreed, and kept her distance.
"Bon-Bon, go play with Baby for a minute while we talk to Freddy." Foxy went on, looking to Bon-Bon.
The hand-puppet nodded and ran over to where Baby was, distracting her. Foxy turned back to Freddy, with Puppet at his side.
"Oh no, I'm sorry!" Freddy whined. "Is this about my report card?"
"Uh, yeah, this is all about your report card." Foxy said jokingly. "You know what you did wrong: you failed FRENCH!"
"I can't speak Spanish, okay? I'm sorry!"
"See, there's a problem there: you're in the FRENCH class, not Spanish!"
"Oooooh, that makes sense. I'll try harder."
"Good, here's an apple." Foxy took on apple from the food pile he had and gave it to Freddy.
"Oh, thank you." Freddy thanked Foxy, taking the apple and pulling out another from his pocket. "Now I have two."
"And I have a lot of other foods. But, seriously, this isn't about some report card. This is about Baby. Are you two dating?"
Freddy seemed even more confused. "Um...no?"
"Don't skip on the details!" Puppet exclaimed, ignoring Freddy.
"Yeah, tell us!" Foxy demanded eagerly. "Are you kissing her?"
"No, no, no!" Freddy denied exasperatedly. "There's nothing to tell, man. We're just good friends!"
"Are you SURE?"
"Yeah, I'm sure! We were just trading kitchen-cooking recipes, is all."
"That ruckus earlier didn't sound like that, did it, Puppet?"
"No, it did not." Puppet agreed, grinning.
"You guys are really grilling me right now." Freddy groaned, frowning.
"Yeah, we are, because we want the truth." Foxy explained.
"Yeah, you're grilling me. Because we're in the kitchen! Get it?"
"Ha ha! That was a good one. But, uh, I need to do something, hold on." Foxy looked over at Baby and Bon-Bon, who were throwing food at each other. "Bon-Bon, I need you! Come here."
"Yes, what is it?" Bon-Bon asked, coming over to Foxy. Baby seemed sad to see the hand-puppet stop playing with her.
"Go talk to Freddy for a minute."
Foxy and Puppet walked over to where Baby was looking down at the floor as Bon-Bon and Freddy began to chat.
"Hey there." Foxy heard Bon-Bon say as he went.
"Oh, hey." Freddy greeted back. "How's it going?"
"Chickens!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, throwing chicken at Freddy, who grinned like a child.
"Can I interest you in an apple?" Freddy asked playfully, throwing apples back at Bon-Bon.
"Baby!" Foxy called over to Baby.
"Aaah!" She yelped, only just noticing Foxy and Puppet approach her. "Oh, hey."
"What's up?"
"Cookies!" She threw a few cookies into the air.
"I guess so. So, about you and Freddy: are you guys, you know, DATING?"
Baby looked just as confused as Freddy had been. "Uh, what did you just say to me?"
"You heard me, right Puppet?" Foxy said. Puppet nodded. "Baby, we know that you and Freddy have been alone together for a long time! What do you have to say about that, eh?"
Baby stared at Foxy for a moment, then broke out into laughter.
"Wait, what's so funny?" Foxy asked, bewildered by this response.
"You guys seriously thought that me and Freddy were dating?" She laughed. "No, he's just been helping me move into the vents and stuff.
"Oh. Well, this is...wait, I don't believe you, this can't be true! You're probably lying to us to get us distracted! We want to know the truth, the de-to-the-tails!"
"Well, if you'd just follow me, then I can show you the de-to-the-tails, bro."
"Okay, then let's go!" The three of them went back over to Freddy and Bon-Bon.
"Oh, hey. What were you guys talking about?" Freddy asked.
"I guess we're going to go see Baby's new room."
"Oh, okay."
The group went into the main area.
"Yeah, my new room! Don't you remember, Freddy?" Baby piped up. "You helped me move in, and stuff?"
"Oh yeah, that's right." Freddy remembered. "I did."
"Okay, then let's go!"
Baby led them down the smaller hallway and then the bigger hallway.
"Adventure to a new room!" Foxy chanted. "So, is it the bathroom?"
"No, it's not. It's further on!" Baby said, leading them into the auditorium.
"This is not a new room..." Foxy muttered.
"Wait, I need to use the bathroom!" Freddy spoke up.
"The bathroom?"
"Yeah, just wait until I'm done! This is an emergency!" Freddy ran to the boys' bathroom in the bigger hallway, which was right next to the auditorium. Puppet and Bon-Bon followed him.
"Okay, while we wait, I'm gonna do something." Foxy said to Baby, and then he went over to Puppet's box, climbed onto it, and began to throw all the food he had down into it. Baby joined in, too.
"Hey!" Puppet cried, running back into the room with Freddy and Bon-Bon. Foxy and Baby quickly jumped away from the box.
"We weren't doing anything!" Foxy claimed as Puppet went to his box and climbed onto it to look down the hole.
"Nothing better than after-bathroom watermelon snack." Freddy spoke up, eating a piece of watermelon. "Right, guys?"
"Um, sure."
"Hey, you guys threw a bunch of junk down into my box!" Puppet exclaimed.
"No, we didn't! It's been down there!"
"Hey, Baby, want some watermelon?" Freddy offered.
"Um, no, you never wash your hands!" Baby refused. "I don't want your bathroom watermelons, that's weird."
"Aww, I just wanted to share..."
"Yeah, but wash your hands, that's disgusting. Anyways, come on to my room!" She opened the trapdoor and the group went down into the passage, and down the hall towards the vent system.
"Okay, where are we going?" Foxy asked as they went.
"To my new room!" Baby replied in a singsong voice.
"Hi, I'm Foxy." Foxy went on, trying to test to see if his voice was correct.
"Hi, Foxy. I'm Freddy." Freddy commented.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you, too."
They entered the room and went up to the ladder where the vents could be accessed.
"Yeah, so now let's go to the room!" Baby sang. Foxy noticed that the door to the vent system was open, and a doorbell was now placed right next to it. A pink skeleton flag was hanging just above the door.
"Wow, that's really good singing." Freddy complimented her. "Too bad you missed karaoke night, though."
"Aww, man..."
Foxy climbed up the ladder and went through the door into the vent system, and found it changed. The entire floor was now covered in pink carpet. A pink lamp sat on the carpet floor on the right side of the vent corridor. Just across from the door, a potted blue flower was sitting on the floor and against one of the grates. All of the corridor to the left of the door had been replaced; the previously brown vent walls were now red-and-white striped, like most of the other walls in the pizzeria. The wall to the right of the left side had various frames along it, each depicting a different flower. At the very end of the corridor at the left was a small bookshelf, no taller than Bon-Bon, with a book and a quill in an ink bottle placed on it.
"Woah!" Foxy and Freddy both gasped as they entered. Puppet and Bon-Bon followed them, also becoming surprised to see the room.
"Look at this lamp!" Foxy exclaimed, shocked by the pink lamp for a moment. Then, realizing what he was doing, snapped out of it.
"Yeah, it's great, isn't it?" Baby said, smiling.
Foxy noticed that right next to the pink lamp was a large vent cover, and through it, he could see the karaoke room.
"Oh yeah, so I'm guessing you got to see our karaoke night, didn't you, Baby?" Foxy inquired Baby.
"Yeah, and I'm a little offended that you didn't invite me!" Baby complained, unhappy. "I had my own microphone and everything!"
"BUT WE COULDN'T FIND YOU!"
"You know where to find me! This vent is my room!"
"You weren't here when we checked! Eh, whatever." Foxy wandered over to the other side of the long vent corridor, looking over the framed flowers. "Woah, flowers on the walls. That's so cool." Foxy went up to the book. "Oh, a book. It says: Dear Diary, today me and-"
"No, no, no, no!" Baby yelled, pushing Foxy away from the book, then putting it in her pocket to keep him away from it.
"You shouldn't read other peoples' diaries, Foxy." Freddy pointed out, coming up next to where Foxy stood. "That's pretty rude."
"But it was right there! I thought it was a normal book!" Foxy reasoned hurriedly. "It's not my fault that she left it there, out in the open!"
"Well, I mean..." Baby stuttered. "Uh, room tour's OVER! Get out of my room!" She began pushing him towards the door.
"Ow, ow, ow, OKAY! I'm outta here, peace out!" Foxy yelped, and he went to the door and leaped out, Puppet and Freddy doing the same right after. "Come on, Bon-Bon!"
"Alright, alright!" Bon-Bon gasped, hurrying down the ladder. Baby poked her head out of the door and began hissing at them.
Freddy looked frightened. "She's scary when she's mad..." He whimpered, running down the hallway back towards the trapdoor. Puppet followed him.
"I'm sorry!" Foxy apologized. "Here, have some pumpkin pie!" Foxy took the miniature pumpkin pies from his food stash he had in his pockets and began throwing it up to Baby, who caught it hurriedly. Bon-Bon also did so.
"Okay, I'll take the pumpkin pie." Baby grunted, coming down the ladder and taking all of the pumpkin pies. "You're just lucky that I like food more than I like people."
The three of them trekked down the hallway and out of the trapdoor, back into the auditorium, where Freddy and Puppet were currently hanging out.
"Yeah, pity pie! Awesome!"
"Say, isn't that like, a youtuber?"
"Yeah, I think his name is pity pie."
"Yeah, pity pie!"
"Oh, that's my favorite youtuber!" Freddy piped up happily as the group started to head down the big hallway.
"Mine too!" Puppet added.
"Yeah, he's pretty cool." Foxy agreed.
"I like all of his videos on, uh, Six Nights at Germaine's House." Freddy continued.
"Yeah, that was pretty interesting." Foxy said, trying to be quick about his words. He could hear static rumbling from his voice.
"That weird game doesn't exist!" Puppet yelled haughtily.
"Yeah, it does. It exists." Foxy claimed, his voice cracking with static again.
"Uh, your voice is being all weird again." Baby mentioned, looking at him weirdly.
"What are you talking about?"
"Maybe it's because PIE IN YOUR FACE!" Baby took one of the miniature pumpkin pies and smashed it into Foxy's face, covering his eyes.
"AAA, it's all over! I can barely see!" Foxy screamed, stumbling around as he tried to wipe out the smashed pie. "Why would you throw pie at my face? And why is there a giant present in that room?"
Foxy had gotten the pie out of his face and was now paying attention to a window in the big hall, which showed the room with giant present from earlier.
"A what?" Freddy babbled, coming over to look at it. Everyone else did, too.
"Oh, yeah!" Baby piped up suddenly. "So, we had one of the security guard bring it in, but it says it's for Ballora. From her...birthday fans?"
"Oh, so we can't open it, then." Foxy guessed.
"No."
"I mean, we could..." Freddy muttered, getting close to the glass.
"No, we can't!" Baby shouted, pushing him away from the glass.
"Ballora would rip us apart, piece by piece, if we opened that without her." Foxy told Freddy, knowing full well that a response like that from Ballora wasn't rare.
"Okay, nevermind, I won't!" Freddy whined. "I'm scared of Ballora."
"Anyways, Baby, your room looks pretty nice, though." Foxy complimented Baby's room as they walked down the smaller hallway and into the main room. "It has nice decoration. Wow, I just realized something: everyone has a room now! Well, except for Bon-Bon, but he stays with me, so it makes sense why he wouldn't have one."
"Ooo, you two are room buddies!" Baby chuckled, amused.
"Yeah, not by choice, though..."
"Can I get my own room?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy timidly.
"No."
"Aww..."
"Okay, fine. I'll put a hole in the wall, and that'll be your room- I mean, nothing."
"Puppet can make you a room, I think." Freddy spoke up.
"No, I'd prefer he didn't!" Bon-Bon griped. "Anybody but Puppet!"
"Yeah, anybody but me." Puppet agreed sternly.
"I'll do it!" Baby exclaimed, raising her hand. Foxy stole a brief glance at Bon-Bon, who he could see slightly blushing once this had been said.
"Wait, but do you even know how to build stuff?"
"I mean, you saw my room. It's way better than anything you could build."
Foxy laughed, enjoying this.
"But I thought you said Freddy helped you."
"Nah, he just helped me move stuff in. I did all the hard work."
Freddy suddenly looked very freaked.
"Uh, Freddy, why are you freaking out?" Foxy asked the pink-white bear.
"I don't know, man! It's just, uh..." Freddy mumbled. "Oh, look over there!" He threw a potato on the ground next to Foxy. "Wow, a potato! Where'd that come from?"
"Oh, a potato! Yum, yum!" Foxy cheered as he picked up the potato and stored it into his pockets.
"Oh man, that came out of nowhere. Good thing I saved you from that falling ceiling."
"Yeah, right, I would've gotten hit in the head-" Foxy looked and saw that the ceiling was still in place. "Wait a minute, that's not it!"
Freddy gasped. "Oh, no!" He ran down the small hallway, trying to escape Foxy.
"Freddy, what is it?!" Foxy yelled, chasing after him. They ran down the smaller hallway and then the big hallway. Freddy was out of Foxy's sight, so Foxy looked around the big hallway. The others followed behind Foxy, but from a distance. "What are you hiding this time? Oh, I think I know what it is! FREDDY LIKES BABY! FREDDY LIKES BABY!"
"No, I don't!" Freddy denied.
"Where is he?" Foxy wondered. Freddy peeked out of the boys' bathroom for a split second, causing Foxy to quickly grab him out of there and pull him away from it. "Yes, you do! You're being all shy!"
"I'm just trying to go to the bathroom in peace!"
"You were just in the bathroom!"
"Uh, I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom, actually." Baby piped up, and she went into the girls' restroom.
"I agree." Freddy added, and he began to walk towards the girls' restroom door, but quickly stopped himself, turned around, and went into the boys' instead.
"Uh, that was very awkward." Foxy mumbled awkwardly. "He almost went into the girls' restroom."
"I can't ready, okay?!" Freddy shouted back at Foxy from inside the bathroom.
"There are PICTURES! The signs right next to the doors! The man with normal legs, and the woman with the skirt! That tells you which one!"
"Well, maybe sometimes, I like to wear skirts."
"Yeah, everyone can technically live their own lives in whatever way they want!" Baby commented from the girls' bathroom.
"Well, that's true. I guess if you wanna look any kind of way, it's not a problem. Not at all." Foxy admit. "I mean, look at me. I'm colored pink, I wear lipstick. I'm basically the definition of a girl, maybe."
"You are a girl!"
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!"
Freddy came out of the bathroom, looking strangely at Foxy.
"Who are you talking to?" Puppet asked, coming up next to the pink-white fox.
"Yeah, I've been wondering that myself." Freddy added. "You're really starting to lose it, Foxy.
"No-one."
"He's talking to me! MEEEEE!"
"No, no, no!"
"MEEEEEE!"
"Stop it! Okay, guys, that was nothing! It's just me, Foxy."
Everyone was so concerned with Foxy at this point that even Baby came out of the girls' restroom, looking worried.
"Um, Puppet?" Freddy asked Puppet anxiously. "I think we need to fix him again."
"No, I'm good." Foxy answered quickly.
"See, Freddy? He says he's good, so we don't need to fix him." Puppet concluded.
"Don't touch him, if you want to live..."
Everyone became even more tense by these words.
"Guys, don't look at me like that!" Foxy begged, grinning unconvincingly. "Everything's fine!"
"Protect me, potato." Freddy murmured, clutching on to a potato he took from his pocket.
"I think I'm gonna go write now, or something." Baby said slowly, pulling out her diary. She went back into the girls' restroom.
"Foxy, you're o-only playing around, right?" Bon-Bon inquired Foxy nervously. "You're just pretending to be evil! Yeah, you're not really saying stuff like 'let the darkness consume you'! This is probably all just a prank."
"Yes, listen to Bon-Bon..."
Everyone looked even more scared now.
"Uh, ha ha, guys, it's a joke!" Foxy laughed, trying to keep the voice concealed. "Nothing's wrong, it's all just a big prank, yep!"
Baby came out of the bathroom again and over to Foxy.
"Wait, I can fix this!" She declared. "Foxy, snap out of it!" She slapped him, and the others backed Foxy into the auditorium.
"Ouch!" Foxy yelped. "Hey, I already told you guys that it was just a prank! Don't worry, don't worry at all! I'm perfectly fine! Heh, heh, heh."
"Ha, ha, oh, I get it." Freddy chuckled heartily. "If it's just a prank, then I'm sure it's fine." Freddy sat down at one of the tables to relax.
"It's a prank, yeah!"
"Oh, good one, Foxy. That was pretty good prank."
"Yeah, right?"
"Uh-huh, I didn't see that coming."
"Yes, me and Bon-Bon had planned the prank all along! And you guys fell for it. Ha, ha, ha! Right, Bon-Bon."
"Wait, but-" Bon-Bon began.
"RIGHT, BON-BON?"
"Oh, yes! Of course! We did a good job."
"Yeah, and I'm happy that you guys fell for it!"
"Yes, it was all a joke..."
"Yeah, see?"
Baby began to laugh very quietly and unwillingly as she sat down at another table.
"You okay over there?" Foxy asked her.
"I don't know anymore!" She cried back.
"Oh wait, I think I hear the phone ringing." Freddy piped up quickly. "I'll be right back."
He ran out of the room as Foxy and Baby continued to stare at each other.
"I think I need to go clean all the garbage you guys threw down my box." Puppet added. "Later." Puppet climbed onto his box and slipped inside of it.
"Baby, do you remember me? I'm sure you do..."
"No, don't do this now." Foxy hushed the voice.
Baby only murmured nervously, then noticed Bon-Bon and began to swoon over his cuteness. She stood up and began to play with Bon-Bon, by throwing food at each other. Foxy backed away a few steps, just enough so that nobody could hear him.
"Oh, good." Foxy sighed. "They're ignoring us now."
"Yes, now we can do our plan."
"No, we can't do that yet."
Foxy didn't care about any sort of plan right now, even one that the voice has taunted him with. He watched as Baby and Bon-Bon continued to throw food at each other.
"Uh, I guess I'm heading back to my room now." Foxy shouted to everyone, and he began to head down the hall. "Not to do anything weird, mind you."
The others just waved at him and then went back to playing.
Foxy, now heading back, headed down the hallways and into the main room. Where did Freddy go? He thought. As he entered the room, he saw Freddy exit the kitchen.
"Hey!" Foxy greeted.
Freddy gasped. "Oh, no." He ran away, into the kitchen.
"Where are you going?" Foxy followed Freddy inside.
"Oh, hey, Foxy! What's u-up? How are y-you..." Freddy stuttered, seeming afraid.
"Not bad, you?"
"Um, good. Look, there's toast!"
Freddy pointed at the toaster on the counter, which had two pieces of toast inside.
"Oh, I like toast."
"Y-yep, nice and fresh."
"You know what? I'm gonna go to my room." Foxy decided. "I got stuff to do, people to plan for, stuff like that." Freddy nodded. Foxy exited the room before anything else could be said. He stopped in the middle of the main room. "Bon-Bon, are you coming?" He called.
"I'm coming along, wait a sec!" Bon-Bon called back to Foxy. Foxy waited for a second.
"You're taking forever. Come on, let's go."
"Don't worry, I'm here." Bon-Bon entered the room, running up to Foxy.
"Okedokely, here we go." Foxy said, and they went into Foxy's room and through the trapdoor to the back room. Foxy sat down on his uncomfortable chest of drawers, and Bon-Bon sat on the ground.
"Want a pumpkin pie?" Bon-Bon offered, holding out a bag filled with pumpkin pies the size of cupcakes.
"Sure."
"Okay." Bon-Bon handed Foxy one of the pumpkin pies, and they ate for a minute.
"So, I think Freddy and Baby are lying to us, and that they're actually dating." Foxy said once he had finished.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"What makes you say that?"
"I dunno, just a gut feeling. We need to talk to Puppet about this later. But, for now, let's just eat these pies."
"Yay!"
Then, with that, they began to gorge on the pumpkin pies, relaxing for the rest of the night...
Chapter 30: Freddy's Lost Tapes
Summary:
Freddy finds a box with tapes all about himself, and he and the others use a new room in the building to watch them.
Chapter Text
"So this is my orange tulip, it was, like, one my first."'
"Okay."
Foxy was currently inside Baby's room, where the clown girl herself was showing Foxy the many flowers framed on the wall. Foxy was beginning to become bored, and he wished he could leave. Bon-Bon was also there, looking over the flowers quietly.
"And this one is my dandelion, this one's my white flower, this one's my blue orchid, this one's my rose. Here's my white tulip." Baby went on. "And this one, well, we don't talk about that one."
"That's a mushroom."
"And this one is an oxeye daisy. Then we have an orange tulip, another dandelion, and these are a few more white flowers..."
"Okay, okay, you know a lot about flowers. I get it."
"Oh, yeah."
"Which one is this one?" Bon-Bon asked, pointing at the one right next to the white flowers.
"That's another blue orchid. I actually have one right over here." Baby showed them the same blue flower, inside a pot just by the vent cover showing the break room.
"Bon-Bon, you're not helping the situation!" Foxy whispered to Bon-Bon.
"That flower looks so beautiful." Bon-Bon complimented the orchid, ignoring Foxy.
"Ugh, Bon-Bon!"
"Yeah, I mean, they're pretty neat." Baby agreed. "I just find photosynthesis quite enamoring!" She said this in a fake British accent, then laughed a little.
"That is slightly creepy, but I have something else I want to focus on." Foxy cut in rudely. "Look, you have a mushroom in your frames of flowers. Can we talk about the fact that you like mushrooms a little too much?"
Foxy had seen Baby talk about mushrooms before, and he knew that it was in her interest, but of course, he never understood why.
"Well, I...SSH!" Baby shushed him, covering the framed flower with her hand. "We don't talk about this one."
"Are you sure? You really like to talk about mushrooms, y'know."
"We don't talk about this one, again."
"Okay, uh, good for you. So, we have a flower here." Foxy looked at the blue orchid.
"Mm-hmm!" Baby confirmed happily. "And here's my dance light!" She went over to the pink lamp and began to rapidly turn it on and off.
"Huh, well, I guess that's cool." Foxy began to look through the many vent covers. "There's the karaoke room...the main room...the break room...and then, there's my awesome stage...that I never use." Foxy looked through the vent grate at the far left of the corridor, overlooking the auditorium. "You know, I should use it more often- woah!" Foxy backed up as Baby suddenly popped up right beside him, having done so noiselessly. "How'd you do that?"
"Do what?"
"You were right next to me. I don't know how you got there."
"Oh, well, remember how I said that I was an A-plus scarer?"
"Uh, yeah, but you kind of-"
"Boo." She whispered.
"OKEDOKELY- wait a minute! Where's your diary?"
The book that had been on the bookshelf just yesterday had disappeared.
Baby only stuttered quietly as Foxy went over to the potted flower, looking over it.
"Guys!" Someone shouted as the door came open. Freddy had entered the room, and he was lugging a cardboard box in his hands. "Look what I found!"
"Uh, what'd you find?" Foxy asked.
"I found all these old videotapes of me!" Freddy opened the box. Foxy, Baby, and Bon-Bon peered inside. It contained a large amountof videotapes.
"Okay, cool." Foxy complemented. He had to admit, the tapes seemed more interesting than the flowers, but he still wasn't very concerned with them.
"Uh, yeah..." Baby muttered, backing away to the other side of the corridor and crouching in the corner, turned away from the others.
"So, Freddy, what purpose do you have for these?"
"We're gonna go watch them."
"Uh, you mean YOU'RE gonna watch them."
"OH, COME ON! Just come and watch them with me! It'll be a nice family retreat."
Foxy paused for a second and thought about it. He didn't want to do it, but he didn't want to be mean to Freddy, so he decided to do it. However, he wasn't about to do it all by himself; he needed everyone else.
"Uh, can you stay right there for a second?"
"Yeah, sure."
Foxy walked over to where Baby was. "Bon-Bon, come here."
"O-okay." The hand-puppet stuttered, coming over to the two of them.
"Baby, you are not gonna make me watch these all on my own."
"SSH, I'm hiding!" She griped as she kept looking away. "Don't do this to me."
"Hey, Freddy! She's right over here!" Foxy called over to Freddy.
"Oh, good!" Freddy acknowledged as Baby let out a deep sigh of frustration. "Let's go, guys!" The bear began to approach them.
"I told you, I'm not watching these alone. I'm really not."
"I mean, they can't be that bad." Bon-Bon added optimistically.
"Bon-Bon, that's probably not true."
"Hooray, all of you are coming now!" Freddy cheered excitedly. "I'm so excited!"
"Fine, let's go..."
"Yay..." Baby groaned unenthusiasticly.
They went to the door and climbed down the ladder to the room below, then started heading through the passage to the trapdoor out.
"Should we get Puppet?" Foxy wondered. "Nah, let's not get Puppet. He'll probably break the tv."
"I agree." Freddy commented firmly. "Puppet's mean."
"Let's not get him. Let's just ignore the fact that he's probably in his room right now, and let's not get him."
They all went through the trapdoor and into the auditorium. Puppet was not inside the room. Freddy began to curiously and closely inspect the box.
"No, no, no, don't go near there!" Foxy whispered to Freddy. "He might hear you."
"Oh, alright. SSH, SSH." Freddy shushed everyone, and they made their way slowly to the hallway.
"Let's sneak by..." Foxy murmured as they went. When they got close to the hall, he said, louder this time: "Cheese it!" And they all ran through the big hall and into the small hall, where they managed to get up to the door.
"Quick, in here." Freddy said, but accidentally opened the karaoke room door.
"No, Freddy, this is the room." Foxy told Freddy, pointing at the room across from the karaoke room. Foxy peered into the window of the doors, and was horrified to see Puppet already inside, his back turned to them, fiddling with a row of slots below the tv screen, trying to plug in what looked to be a video game console with four controllers with it.
Oh, no, he's already in there... Foxy thought.
Foxy entered the room, preparing to act casual. The room was the same size as the other three rooms in the small hallway. It had two rows of cushiony red chairs, parted to both the left and right walls to give space for people to the tv. The tv itself was massive, taking up the entire back wall, and had a row of slots for plugging things into it. There was also two spaces: one for inserting DVDs, and one for inserting videotapes.
"Hey, Puppet!" Foxy greeted, trying to act casual. "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, hey!" Puppet greeted cheerily. "I was just setting up my super-awesome video game console so we can play Super-Smash Con 64: 2."
"Oh, awesome."
"Yeah, and I've got four controllers. One for me, one for you, Foxy, one for Freddy, one for Baby, and you, Bon-Bon, are gonna have to wait."
"But I wanna play too..." Bon-Bon whined.
"Sorry, not enough controllers. You gotta wait."
"Don't worry, we can tag-team." Baby told Bon-Bon.
"Yay!" Bon-Bon cheered, happy to hear this.
"No, we don't have time for that!" Freddy huffed, racing over and unplugging the console.
"Woah, what was that for?!" Puppet exclaimed, surprised to see this happen.
"Okay, so, apparently Freddy found videos of himself." Foxy explained to Puppet. Then he whispered his next words. "And, you have to watch them with us, because I can't do this alone!"
"But, what about my games?"
"Please, please, just do it! I don't wanna do this by myself!"
"I...I...aww, okay. We can play video games later."
"Okay, everyone get comfy!" Freddy called out to everybody. "And, can someone close the door? I don't want sound getting out into the pizzeria."
"Fine." Foxy groaned, closing the door.
"Ah, good. Nice and cozy."
Everyone took their seats as Freddy rummaged through his box and pulled out a tape labeled: My Audition.
"Okay, putting in the first tape now!" Freddy declared, putting the tape inside the tv and pressing the power button. The tv screen snapped on, as the tape loaded up.
"So, this is the first video?" Foxy asked Freddy as it began to play.
"This is it, right now."
The video started up.
(A/N: To make things easier, the video itself will have bolded actions and dialogue, while the animatronics viewing it while just have their dialogue.)
Freddy was standing in front of the camera, in a room that had white and purple walls. A blue screen had been pulled up along the back wall and on the floor, which took up most of the room in the camera's view.
Freddy was slowly pacing in front of the camera, humming softly.
Foxy: "Uh, what are you doing?"
Freddy: "I was just making some noises, y'know?"
Foxy: "That's kinda weird. Puppet, do you know what's happening?"
Puppet: "Aw, yeah. I think he forgot his lines. Wait, look."
Puppet had walked into the camera's view, holding a piece of paper with writing on it. He held it up so Freddy could read it and whispered into Freddy's ear.
"These are your lines." Was the only thing discernible in the whispers. "You got them?" Freddy nodded.
Foxy: "Wait, Puppet, you're in this too?"
Puppet: "Oh, yeah, I remember. I kinda helped with this little project."
Foxy: "Baby, don't tell me you're in this too."
Baby: "Oh, gosh, no. I defintely wasn't here for this."
Bon-Bon: "Me neither."
Foxy: "Oh, awesome. Bon-Bon, I'm so happy that you weren't here for this. This must have been taped before we got here."
The video Puppet handed Freddy the piece of paper and walked off-screen. "Alright, don't forget your lines this time."
"Okay, okay, I got this." Freddy replied readily. He looked over to the screen and cleared his throat. "Hello! This is my audition for...Freddy's Pizzeria?" Then he went silent.
Foxy: "Wait, you auditioned for your own pizzeria?"
Freddy: "Uh, yeah. I wanted to make sure that I got the part."
Foxy: "It's your OWN pizzeria."
Freddy: "Well, uh, you n-never know! Maybe they would have given it to Chica. I dunno."
Foxy: "That's true, that is true. Wait, quiet down, your video self is trying to say something else."
"And I would be perfect for the role of F-Freddy, the pizzeria mascot." Freddy stuttered anxiously, finally breaking out of his silence. "Because I am funny, I'm good with kids, and I love pizza." Silence again.
Foxy: "Um, Freddy, I think this might be for after your place existed. This is probably for Baby's place, since you have your Funtime suit on. That's why I don't think you got it."
Freddy: "Aww, man. I really wanted that role, too. Such a shame."
Baby: "Hey! You wanted my role? That's so rude."
Foxy: "I know right? Wait, why is video Freddy just staring at the camera now? He's been doing this for about five seconds now."
Freddy: "I don't remember. I think I was waiting for the cameraman to say 'cut', but...well, maybe that was it. I never understood movie terminology, y'know?"
Foxy: "Oh yeah, and why is the screen blue, by the way?"
Freddy: "That's supposed to be a green screen, but it was blue. And I think they were supposed to add a picture to it, but they never did."
Foxy: "Huh, that's kinda weird."
Freddy: "Yeah, there were bad directors there, I think. It was not my fault at all."
Foxy: "Aw, okay."
The video stopped playing.
"Uh, that was, uh..." Foxy stuttered, trying to come up with a response.
"Great..." Baby muttered shakily.
"Yeah, uh, great is not the word I'd use for this."
"The video was okay, except for that part at the end." Bon-Bon critiqued. "That part was the worst part."
"It was awesome!" Puppet said excitedly. "I liked the part where the Puppet came in."
Freddy gasped happily. "Woah, me too!"
"Yeah! That actor deserves an Emmy."
"Uh, I'm gonna go get popcorn..." Baby mumbled under her breath as she stood up. Then she ran for the door and fiddled with it, but found herself unable to open it.
"Baby, sit down." Foxy commanded the clown girl. "You can't open the door. You're stuck here."
Baby hung her head and sat back down in her seat.
"So, that video." Freddy continued. "Did you guys love it?"
"Yes." Puppet replied instantly.
"Uh, please tell me that that tape was the only one." Foxy pleaded. He didn't particularly enjoy watching the tapes and was already looking for an opportunity to try and escape.
"Aw, of course not!" Freddy answered, smiling. "I found so many tapes. We could sit here for DAYS watching them!"
Foxy and Baby let out groans of discomfort in tandem, already even more displeased to hear this than before.
"Great..." Foxy sighed. "Well, what's the next one, then?"
Freddy rummaged through the box and pulled out another tape, labeled: I Love Pizza.
"Aw, just you wait." Freddy chuckled as he inserted the tape into the tv. "This is the best one yet." When the tape began loading up, Freddy quickly sat back down, just in time for the next video to begin playing.
Once again, Freddy was standing in the room with the blue screen, facing towards the camera.
"Pizza is my favorite thing in the whole world!" He cheered. "I just love it so much-"
"Wait, wait, wait!" Puppet interrupted, running on-screen. "The ratings just came in. Turns out, kids don't really like pizza. You know what really gets the views, though?"
"What?"
"Chicken." Puppet pulled out a piece of chicken. "So, we're gonna have to make you all about the chicken."
Foxy: "Are you serious?"
Baby: (giggling)
Freddy looked horrified. "No, I can't! I don't like chicken!"
"Here you go." Puppet replied, handing Freddy the chicken. "Look, you wanna make it in showbiz?"
"I do, but...aw, man. I really don't like chicken, though."
"Well, you're still gonna have to do it."
Foxy: "So this is why Freddy likes chicken. Puppet, this is your fault."
Puppet: "I don't remember this part. That's weird."
Freddy: "Wow, this is from before I even liked chicken."
Bon-Bon: "I blame the Puppet."
Foxy: "This really is all Puppet's fault?!"
Baby: "Oh, Puppet, why?"
Bon-Bon: "I'm sure it is. He got bad information."
Puppet: "No, that's not true! The ratings went through the roof at the time I did that!"
Baby: "So you DO admit to it!"
Foxy: "Ha ha, I knew it!"
Freddy was pacing again, looking at the chicken in fear and being completely silent.
Foxy: "Man, Freddy, you look like you don't want to try it."
Freddy: "Well, that was exactly it. I didn't want to try it at all. At that time, I loved pizza and thought chicken was DISGUSTING. Until now, of course. Now, to me, chicken is the best."
Foxy: "So this was Puppet's fault all along."
Freddy: "Yes, pretty much."
Foxy: "So, why aren't any of these being filmed outside? Are they all in front of the blue screen?"
Freddy: "Yeah, the director told me it had to be blue screened. He said that it would add an extra pizzazz into the video."
Foxy: "Oh, okay. I get it. I understand. Makes a lot of sense."
Freddy: "Thanks! I don't think it made a lot of sense, but, what do I know? I'm no movie expert."
Foxy: "Yeah, you're right."
The video abruptly ended.
"Okay, so, heh heh..." Foxy voiced once the video was done playing. "These are awesome and all, but I think I am done for now." Foxy stood up, and so did everyone else. "Because, honestly, that was really, really weird." Freddy looked dejected, so Foxy decided to revise his sentence. "They weren't BAD."
"Yeah, I liked them." Puppet added.
"Okay." Freddy murmured.
"Yeah, they weren't bad, but now we know why you like chicken." Foxy explained.
"Oh, speaking of chicken, I actually have some on me right...here!" Freddy pulled out a piece of chicken from his pocket. "Would you guys want some?"
"No, no, not at all." Foxy refused as everyone began rapidly shaking their heads. Foxy decided that now was a good time to leave, so he went over to the door and opened it quietly, then turned to the others. "OH, LOOK. THE DOOR IS OPEN."
Foxy came out, followed by Baby (who seemed grateful not to have to be in there anymore) and Bon-Bon. Freddy and Puppet stayed inside.
"Freddy, you wanna play some video games?" Puppet offered as he plugged his video came console back in.
"Well, yeah!" Freddy agreed. "Let's play some, uh, Mind War."
Foxy cracked the door, leaving it open enough for Freddy and Puppet to exit whenever they wanted, then turned back to Baby and Bon-Bon.
"So, I'm gonna go look for your diary now." Foxy told them quickly. "Bye!" Foxy ran away, down the hallways towards the auditorium, laughing loudly.
"Wait, no! Come back!" Baby cried, running after him.
"Oh, come on!" Bon-Bon groaned, and he too ran after Foxy.
Foxy himself kept running, ready to fool around for the rest of the night and to try and find the diary...
Chapter 31: Freddy's Prank Vengeance
Summary:
Freddy still remembers the way the others pranked him a couple weeks ago, so he decides to do the same thing back to them.
Chapter Text
"Okay, Bon-Bon, come here. I need to show you how to cook. You need to learn."
"No."
Foxy found himself in the kitchen today, and he was currently having a rough time. Today he wanted Bon-Bon to be more useful and actually help them out with stuff, so he was trying to teach Bon-Bon how to cook. However, the bunny hand-puppet seemed unwilling to go near the stoves, due to his fire-induced previous encounter with them. Foxy still wanted Bon-Bon to try, but he was getting annoyed by the hand-puppet's stubbornness.
"Come over here!" Foxy ordered Bon-Bon exasperatedly. "It's not that bad!"
"I'm not getting into those metallic beasts." Bon-Bon replied, eyeing the stoves with distaste.
"It was ONE time that you did that. And you did it intentionally!"
"It's one time too many."
"I know Puppet tried to cook you alive, but that doesn't mean that he'll do it again."
"I don't know, but I just don't want to. I feel insecure about it."
"Come on, it won't take long to help me make some nice, yummy cake!"
"...cake, you say?"
"Yeah!"
"Um...no, no! I refuse."
"Ugh, fine! We'll go back to my room, then." Foxy groaned, finally having enough. If Bon-Bon wasn't going to comply, he wasn't going to keep up his efforts to persuade him. "And I won't get tranquillizer to make you do it. Let's go."
"Okay."
Foxy and Bon-Bon trekked out of the kitchen and across the main room to Foxy's room. As they passed, Foxy could hear mooing coming from behind the door to Freddy's closet, which was closed.
"Man, I can hear his cow from down here." Foxy muttered. "So loud."
"That cow was wonderful." Bon-Bon added earnestly.
"Yeah."
"Do you think the chickens came from the cow?"
Before Foxy could answer, they had entered the room and Foxy went up to his cove, but as soon as he drew the curtains open, he heard chicken noises.
"Hold on, I'm hearing chickens." Foxy said, and he opened the trapdoor and went through the door and into his back room. "What is happening in here-"
Foxy was cut off, and found himself gaping at the scene before him. Several chickens were running through the room, making ba-cawk noises and laying eggs, with even a baby chicken helping them out. Freddy was at the center of the scene, grinning at the chickens, and then looked to Foxy.
"Welcome!" Freddy greeted playfully. "You just got PRANKED!" He let out a hearty laugh.
"Uh, this..." Foxy muttered, speechless. He had not expected Freddy to prank him, and even then the chickens weren't that much of a prank. He could easily get them out of the room and then move them elsewhere. "There are a lot more chickens in here then I would have expected us to have in the first place. Uh, this prank is okay. It would be better, but I'm a fox. Foxes eat chicken."
"Aww..." Freddy whined, dejected to hear that his trick had not worked. "It's not a good prank?"
"No, no, no!" Foxy said quickly, trying not to hurt Freddy's feelings. "It's an okay prank! You did a good job. As I've realized, it seems that you want to prank us back."
Foxy could remember that around a week or so ago, Foxy and co. had pranked Freddy due to him oversleeping. Doing so was funny at first, but then absolutely bad as they quickly had to cheer up the upset bear, who had reacted horribly to the entire thing. Foxy was sure that Freddy would have gotten them back at some point, and now he was surprised to see that the bear had taken so long to do so.
Freddy straightened up. "Of course!" He replied.
"Yeah, uh, and I guess I had this coming?" Foxy wondered as he looked at all the chickens running around inside the room, but quickly gasped as a few chickens tried to escape out the open door. "Oh, no, no, no!" Foxy ran over to try and stop them, but they had already gotten out just as Foxy closed the door. Foxy groaned, then turned back to Freddy. "Great, you just made the prank for the entire pizzeria now. Congratulations."
"Gregory, I told you not to bring friends over." Bon-Bon scolded one of the chickens, who was apparently Gregory the whole time.
"Yeah, it's all your fault, Bon-Bon." Foxy joked. "Even though FREDDY was the one who brought the chickens in here." He glared at the pink-white bear once again, who shifted uncomfortably in the place he stood.
"Speaking of Bon-Bon..." Freddy spoke up, suddenly alert. He turned to the hand-puppet. "Prank for you, too! Apple!" Freddy threw the apple at Bon-Bon, who caught it quickly and stared at Freddy weirdly. Freddy began to chuckle, but his laughs died down when he saw Bon-Bon's expression.
"Um, I actually like apples." Bon-Bon revealed simply. Freddy looked dejected once more and stared at his feet.
"You know what?" Foxy cut in. "We'll help you prank Ballora, Freddy. Come on, let's go."
Foxy was beginning to take interest in the pranks that Freddy was trying to pull and wanted to get in on the action, particularly because he had nothing else to do that day. Ballora had finally unlocked her room and came out, and now Foxy was dying to get her back for blocking them all out.
"Okay." Freddy agreed quietly, and they exited through the trapdoor and out into Foxy's room.
"Did you already have an idea?"
"Oh, I actually already pranked Ballora."
"Oh, gosh." Foxy muttered in fear of what it could be as Freddy giggled enthusiastically. "Okay, let's go see what you did. She's probably freaking out right now."
They traveled down the main room and down the hallways to Ballora's room.
"I really hope that you didn't re-decorate her room." Foxy commented as they went. "She almost, well...you know that Puppet likes to redecorate rooms, and then he attempted to do hers. Next thing we knew, she was chasing him for several hours in an attempt to rip his mask off. It wasn't a pretty picture. Not at all."
They entered Ballora's room, and were immediately met with chaos. The door to the left of the stage was open, and a large amount of scuffling, clanging and banging was sounding from the room.
"WHERE IS MY TEA SET?!" Ballora exclaimed from inside the room.
"I think now I know how Freddy pranked Ballora..." Foxy mumbled. Freddy and Bon-Bon became scared and cowered behind Foxy, who walked through the room towards the door.
"WHERE IS IT?!" Ballora called from the room again, angrier. "WHOEVER TOUCHED IT, I'M GONNA TEAR THEIR FACE OFF, AND THEN TEAR APART THEIR...PAJAMAS!" She ran out of the room and instantly saw Foxy, who had just reached the stage. "YOU."
"Foxy did it!" Freddy claimed, taking cover by the red chairs. Bon-Bon also did so.
"I didn't do anything!" Foxy yelled back at Freddy, unhappy to be suddenly be blamed for the prank. He didn't want to invoke Ballora's wrath and suddenly find himself dismembered, or worse.
"I knew it!" Ballora screamed at Foxy. "You did it."
"No, no, Freddy did it!" Foxy told her honestly. "He's trying to prank us all back."
"What?" Ballora gasped. "That means that..." She looked over at Freddy. "You touched my TEA SET?"
"I'm going over here where it's safer." Foxy decided, and he took cover behind Ballora's grand piano.
"B-but, you pranked me first!" Freddy reminded her nervously. "Now we're even."
"What? No I didn't." Ballora replied, shaking her head. She looked away from Freddy and inspected the stage to find her tea set. "Did you put it in my piano? Is it in there?"
"Nope!" Freddy said. "And you'll never find it! Especially not in the bathroom." Freddy laughed.
"What? You put my tea set in the BATHROOM?!"
"Uh oh, I'd better change position." Foxy muttered, and he ran over to the red chairs and the glass table on the right side of the room and took cover there. Bon-Bon ran over next to Foxy.
"If it's in the bathroom, I'm gonna be so angry!" Ballora growled, exiting the room. Freddy followed after her, and so did Foxy and Bon-Bon.
"Uh, don't check the boys' bathroom!" Freddy babbled.
"I can't believe you would have went in the girls' bathroom and did this!" Ballora shouted back, ignoring Freddy's previous sentence. She went into the girls' bathroom to find the tea set, leaving the others behind.
"Uh, it's not in the girls' bathroom, I think." Foxy spoke up, already sure that Freddy would have not put it in the bathroom he was not allowed to enter. "Is it in the boys'?" Foxy checked the boys' bathroom and was flabbergasted to see the tea set and the stuffed animals carelessly laying on the floor inside. "Are you serious?!" Foxy gasped.
He didn't expect Freddy to put it in the boys' bathroom, but now that he had, Foxy knew it would make things even more complicated.
"Great, Freddy." Foxy groaned as he left the bathroom and approached the pink-white bear, with Bon-Bon standing by them.
"What?" Freddy asked, confused.
"You put the tea set in the one room she can't go into. Now all that's left is to find out whether or not Ballora will rip off your head for this."
"You...you...you..." Ballora stuttered as she came out, giving Freddy a glare so horrible that it matched death itself.
"Uh oh." Freddy mumbled, finally starting to get worried.
"You...you did what?"
"Nothing! Nothing, Ballora! It was just a prank!"
Ballora was twitching uncontrollably, clearly having lost all self-control at this point.
"Oh, please don't..." Freddy whimpered, seeing the glare on Ballora's face sharpen.
"Oh, this is not gonna end well." Foxy added, already concerned with Ballora's current status.
"Oh, dear..." Ballora mumbled, looking at the boys' bathroom door and inching towards it. Bon-Bon raced up to the door and stretched out his arms to block the way.
"No girls allowed!" He said timidly.
"What? Get out of my way, Bonnie!" Ballora demanded.
"No, no girls allowed! Don't come in!"
"BON-BON." Foxy huffed, eyeing Bon-Bon in distaste. The bunny hand-puppet shrunk underneath the fox's gaze. "Move out of the way."
The hand-puppet obliged, stepping aside. Ballora slowly shuffled into the boys' bathroom, looking very much like she wished she wasn't in there, and disappeared inside.
"Oh, there you are!" Ballora gasped as she came upon her tea set and stuffed animals, becoming very happy. "Mr. Fluffy! Mr. Teddy! Mr. Boom-Boom! Come with me, guys." She took a plastic bag from her pocket and unraveled it, then put all of the stuffed animals and the tea set inside.
"Those are weird names." Foxy commented from outside.
"Okay, I've got everything. Time to leave..." Ballora muttered, and she shuffled back to the exit. She saw bubble gum stuck to the ceiling and jumped, complaining loudly about it.
Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon waited outside, and heard Ballora complain about the bubble gum.
"Wait, where did the bubble gum come from?" Foxy asked Freddy, thinking he might have the answer.
"Foxy, weren't you supposed to clean the bathroom?" Freddy shot back in surprise.
"No, it was Bon-Bon's turn."
Ballora shuffled out of the bathroom and ran away in fright, going back into her own room at the other end of the big hallway. Foxy and co. didn't notice.
Freddy looked unhappy and glared at the hand-puppet. "Bon-Bon."
"You told me you were gonna take it, Foxy." Bon-Bon retorted.
"No, I told you to do it!" Foxy argued back.
"No, you said I could play with Gregory."
"I didn't say that, that's what Freddy said!"
Before they could converse any further, Ballora had come back out of her room in a satisfied manner.
"Okay, I put them all nice and safe in their boxes." Ballora informed them, sighing with relief.
"So, Freddy, since you pranked us, do you have a prank for Puppet?" Foxy asked Freddy.
Freddy looked sad. "No, I couldn't think of one for him. He's too clever to fall for most pranks."
"Oh, you're right. What CAN we do, then?"
"He's not that clever." Ballora added. "You're pretty smart yourself, Freddy."
"Aw, thank you." Freddy thanked the ballerina happily.
"I have an idea, you guys." Bon-Bon chimed in.
"No, Bon-Bon, hold on." Foxy shushed the hand-puppet, wanting to discuss things with the others first. He turned back to Freddy and Ballora. "Okay, how about this. We, um, lock up his box! No, that won't work..."
"What if we threw bananas into his room?" Freddy suggested. "I have a bunch of bananas."
"No, I think he likes bananas." Foxy told him.
"Aww, okay..."
"What about glitter?" Ballora put in excitedly. "We could put glitter all over his room!"
"He might actually like that, too." Foxy cut in.
"Can I speak now?" Bon-Bon asked calmly.
"Ugh, fine. What is it?"
"How about we flood his room?"
"Huh, I don't like that idea." Foxy said, shaking his head.
"Wait, I have a better idea!" Freddy chimed in. "What if...we flood his room?"
"THAT IS BRILLIANT, FREDDY!" Foxy cheered. "Wow, what a great plan!"
"Such an amazing idea!" Ballora agreed.
"Did you come up with that plan all by yourself?" Foxy asked joyfully.
"I did!" Freddy claimed, smiling. "Just a random thought."
"How dare you take my idea!" Bon-Bon growled, looking extremely angry.
"What are you talking about?" Foxy inquired, confused. "You didn't come up with that idea. You said something about flooding...the kitchen, or something. That's not a good idea, it's too counterproductive."
"Yeah, your idea was bad." Freddy agreed. "Mine was better."
"Let's go get some water." Foxy declared, and they set off down the smaller hall to the main room. "I think there's some in the kitchen."
"Luckily, I have this spare bucket on me." Freddy piped up as they went, holding out an empty metal bucket. "Just for this occasion."
"Wow, okay." Foxy gasped, amazed. "That's actually surprisingly well thought out."
"Of course."
They entered the kitchen and went up to the sinks, where Freddy began to fill up his bucket.
"Wow, the sink water still works?" Foxy asked, also amazed to see the sinks working. "They didn't try to turn it off? Well, we do still have power, so that makes sense."
When the location closed, Foxy had expected the water and lights in the place to be disabled due to the bills not being paid, but shockingly enough, they still worked. Foxy, unsure of what to think about it, attributed it to just the company forgetting to stop paying the place's bills and decided to take his mind off of it.
"Okay, that should be ready." Freddy decided, turning off the sinks and holding up his full bucket of water.
"Good thing we turned it off." Ballora added. "We don't want to have to pay the water and electric bills."
"Um, yeah." Foxy replied, although he knew that was a lie; they still had to pay bills to keep the place open. "The electric bills? Really?"
"I thought we did pay the bills." Freddy commented. "Isn't Puppet the one who pays for that?"
"I think so." They began to leave the kitchen, but suddenly, Foxy wanted to do something. "Uh, Freddy, hold on. Stay right there."
"Uh, yeah."
"Ballora, come over here."
Foxy led Ballora back into the kitchen.
"Ugh, what do you want?" Ballora asked, slightly annoyed.
"Okay, so, uh...we're not gonna tell Puppet we had anything to do with this. That way, we won't get in trouble." Foxy explained in a hushed voice.
"Um, I never get in trouble. I'm always a good person."
"That may or may not be true, but Puppet still doesn't feel very good about you. You DID try to rip his mask off."
"What? No! I didn't. Maybe."
"Remember the last time he tried to re-arrange your room?"
"...I don't know what you're talking about." Ballora turned away from Foxy and took out a book. "Dear Diary: Don't mention this ever again." Ballora turned back. "Yeah, see? I don't remember."
"What was that?"
"Nothing! Um, yeah, so, the flooding!"
"Oh, right! Yeah, let's go."
"Yes."
They began to leave.
"Take her body on the way."
"NO!" Foxy shushed the voice, trying to keep it shut up.
"What was that?" Ballora asked, turning around.
"Nothing, nothing."
"Hmm." Ballora turned back forwards, where she and Foxy went back over to Freddy, who was staring at the ceiling. "What are you doing, Freddy?"
"Huh? What?" Freddy stuttered, looking back at them.
"Were you just sleeping?"
"Oh, no. I was just looking at the ceiling. Pretty nice."
"Eh, it's a nice ceiling." Foxy agreed casually. "Anyways, let's go."
They headed down the hallways and into the auditorium, and stood in front of Puppet's box.
"Alright, time to flood Puppet's place." Foxy declared.
"Wait, isn't doing this gonna break his computer?" Ballora interrupted.
"Uh...no. Not at all. It'll be perfectly fine."
"Yeah, I think it's waterproof." Freddy added.
Moments later, Foxy fell down the hole into Puppet's room, plopping down onto the red couch. He winced in pain; the fall was as painful as he expected it to be.
"Ouch, that didn't go as planned..." Foxy groaned as he stood up.
"No, it- OH NO!" Freddy screamed from above. Seconds later, he had landed on the couch as well. He yelped in pain, unable to tank the hit as well as Foxy. "Ouch, my legs..."
"Okay, start doing it!" Foxy ushered Freddy on. "Start flooding the room!"
Freddy nodded, went over to the carpet in the center of the area, and dumped the water on it.
The effect was instant. The water splashed everywhere, pouring all over the carpet and the floor. It drifted into the tv room and in rooms near that, causing lots of damage. The carpet itself was in a horrible state, due to it being weak to water; it was now wet and mushy, with rips and tears all across it.
"Oh my goodness." Ballora said in horror as she fell down and observed the scene. "You broke his carpet! And it was so expensive, too-"
"Scrub-a-dub-dub, taking a bath!"
They all froze and finally realized that a sound was coming from the bathroom.
"Wait, hold on." Foxy whispered, and he waded through the water and peeked through the bathroom doorway. Puppet was inside his shower, the warm water pouring on him as he scrubbed his back with a brush and hummed as he did it. The shower was very loud, which prevented Puppet from hearing them. Foxy yanked his head back out and went back over to the others. "He's in the shower, guys! But he hasn't noticed us yet. Just keep going."
They did so; Freddy rushing over to the kitchen area and pouring more water over there as Ballora peered down at Normandy, the little fish in the glass bowl nearby.
"Hey look, it's Norman." She told Foxy. "Hey, Norman."
"Normandy." Foxy corrected her as he watched Freddy continue to flood the room.
"Oh yeah, Normandy! That's a pretty cool name."
"Wash under your feet, wash under your arms..." They could hear Puppet sing as Freddy flooded the computer room too.
"I hope he's cleaning his toes; or more rather, his feet." Ballora commented. "He has pretty sticky feet."
"Wait a minute, he's a puppet." Foxy realized at once. "Why would he need to clean himself? He's an animatronic."
"He cleans himself with oil, maybe."
"Huh, maybe."
"This is perfect." Freddy giggled as he and the others approached the bathroom doorway, Puppet still singing over the racket the shower was making.
"You should put water in his bathtub, even though it already has water in it!" Ballora suggested giddily. "That's a pretty good one."
"Oh, genius!" Freddy agreed, his grin becoming wider. "I'll go do the right now." He shuffled silently into the restroom.
Foxy, deciding to let this happen, followed behind and watched as Freddy reared his bucket back and splashed water over Puppet, who had his back turned to them. Everyone quickly left the room just as Puppet turned back around. Everyone giggled and laughed quietly as Puppet stuttered in confusion over what had just happened.
"Now there's extra water in his bath!" Freddy laughed, excited by this.
"Yeah, he didn't expect this!" Foxy joined in as he waded back through the water on the floor, which he found harder to move through then normal ground. As they did this, Bon-Bon had finally arrived down in the room, being as silent as usual and watching from the other side of the room.
"Where did all of this water come from?" Puppet sputtered from inside the bathroom.
Finally, the animatronics' laughter died away and was replaced with panic as Freddy tried to wade through the water as quickly as he could to get away and Ballora stood on top of one of the tables nearby the bathroom, frozen to the spot.
"What do we do?" She squealed, unsure of how to approach the situation next.
"Um, Ballora, follow me!" Foxy yelled over to her as he kept wading through the water, trying to get to the exit. They both waded through, Freddy following behind. The water was tough to move through, they were all having trouble.
"Hrrgh, the current's so strong!" Freddy moaned a he stumbled through.
"We didn't think this through, did we?!" Ballora whined.
"No. No we didn't!" Foxy replied hurriedly. He had reached the red couch in the tv room by this point, and stood on top of it to avoid the water. The others were far behind, and Foxy stood and waited for them.
"I'd better grab my towel, and clean up." They could hear Puppet say as the shower shut off.
"I hear him coming!" Ballora exclaimed. "Go, go, go!"
She and Freddy had reached the tv room, and were struggling to get over to the couch. They both got to the couch as Foxy repositioned himself on the grey table in the tv room, peering over at Bon-Bon, who was frozen with fear, unsure of what to do.
"Bon-Bon, don't sit there!" Foxy screamed to Bon-Bon. "Get over here!"
Bon-Bon tried to get over to them, but was unable to overcome the current, and stayed where he was.
"What's all this?!" They heard Puppet exclaim, finally noticing the flooded area when he had come out. Foxy and co. alarmed, sat down on the couch and armchair, trying to act natural. "Why is there water everywhere?!"
"Just act natural!" Ballora instructed the others.
"Good idea!" Foxy responded. "We'll act like we didn't do anything."
"My carpet!" Puppet yelled as he waded over to the spot where his carpet stood, torn to shreds. "My fancy carpet!" He looked around and finally noticed the others sitting down in the tv room. "Guys!"
"Oh, hey there, Puppet!" Ballora greeted, acting as if she had only just saw him there. She hurried to hide the bucket, which Freddy had handed to her, behind her back.
"Cheerio!" Foxy added, smiling falsely.
"What's up with all this water?!" Puppet asked, horrified.
"Um, what are you talking about?" Ballora replied, acting innocent.
"Yeah, we didn't do anything!" Foxy claimed, trying to fool Puppet into believing so. Now they had been caught, and Foxy could only hope that Puppet wouldn't be any wiser to their prank.
"Oh, hey Puppet!" Freddy greeted, nervously, smiling for a moment, then turning away.
"Then who did this?!" Puppet demanded.
"Freddy, tell him!" Foxy whispered to Freddy quickly. "Say it! Say it!"
Freddy gasped, horrified. Then, looking reluctant, he turned back to Puppet, took a deep breath, and said what he didn't want to say.
"You got PRANKED!"
"Yeah, you did!" Foxy told Puppet. "And it was all Freddy's doing. We didn't do a thing."
Freddy nodded cheerfully, then paused, and frowned in worry at Foxy and Ballora. "Wait, wait? No, that's a lie! They helped! I swear!"
"Uh, no. We came to watch." Foxy lied, shrugging.
"You...you...you flooded my home!" Puppet screamed.
"Yeah, I did!" Freddy whined suddenly, standing up. "You guys pranked me and threw stuff at me! You really hurt my feelings!"
"Yeah, but I never flooded your home!"
"Hey, look on the bright side." Foxy said, getting up onto the table in the tv rom again. "You have a big pool in your room now, and it's your house!"
"But you ruined my carpet!" Puppet shouted, pointing down at the destroyed carpet. "And you ruined my computer!" He pointed towards the room where the computer was.
"Well, to be fair, you needed a new carpet anyway." Freddy told Puppet simply. "It all works out, I think."
"Yeah, um, the last time we were here, Freddy did rub his boogers all over the carpet." Foxy mentioned, wondering how Freddy even had boogers but deciding to not explore the subject. "Yeah, sorry, Freddy. I had to tell him."
"Aw, you said you wouldn't tell!"
"I'm sorry, but it's kinda too late now, so...yeah." Foxy turned back to Puppet. "I hope you don't mind."
"Well, are you guys at least gonna help me clean this up?" Puppet asked, his expression softening.
"Here, have a bucket!" Ballora spoke up, tossing the bucket into the water near Puppet, which Bon-Bon took and examined.
"There, we helped out!" Freddy claimed, clearly trying to escape working. "Our work here is done."
"Hey, I've got the bucket." Bon-Bon piped up, throwing it into the water nearer to Puppet, who picked it up.
"There we go." Foxy sighed, wading over to where Puppet was. He looked over to Freddy and Ballora. "We need a few more buckets. Do you have any more?"
"Uh, I have buckets with more water in them." Freddy offered, taking out another bucket filled with water.
"Well, this was a really lame prank." Puppet groaned as he waded around the area.
"Yeah, and remember how we cleaned up after our prank on you, Freddy?" Foxy said. "We should really fix this."
"Wait, you don't like my prank, Puppet?" Freddy moaned, becoming upset as he waded towards where Puppet was.
"No."
"Why?"
"...It wasn't funny!"
"Aw, I thought it was funny."
"It was." Foxy and Ballora assured Freddy.
"Thank you."
Foxy and Ballora, along with Freddy, sat down at the stools next to the kitchen counter. Puppet was walking around in the kitchen area, which was somehow free of water.
"Say, what if I dump this bucket out, so it can be empty and we can use it to get rid of the rest of the water?" Freddy offered Puppet.
"And then you could pick up more water and dump that water, and then keep doing it!" Ballora added, liking the idea.
"Yeah, that's a brilliant plan!" Foxy agreed, nodding.
Freddy stood up and started to do just that, but it proved ineffective, and the water stayed at the same level it was.
"Um, it's not working." Foxy commented.
"I have an idea." Puppet chimed in. "You can pick up the water and put it into the bath."
Freddy gasped. "Genius, Puppet, genius!" Freddy noticed the plunger next to the goldfish, Normandy. "Wait, there's a plunger right here. Can't we just plunge all the water out somehow?"
"Uh, it doesn't work that way." Foxy informed him.
"There's no drain anywhere!" Puppet griped, unhappy just by saying it.
"Or, we could put it all in the fishbowl!" Freddy suggested, staring at Normandy in the tiny glass bowl. "That way, he can have extra clean water."
"Huh, that might work, actually." Foxy muttered.
Puppet suddenly scrounged around in the cabinets and found more buckets. He and Freddy used the buckets, finally beginning to clear the water our of the room.
"Hey, how is Bon-Bon inside the water and not drowning?" Ballora wondered, watching as the tiny hand-puppet swam around inside the water.
"We're animatronics." Bon-Bon reminded her as he came up to the surface. "We don't breath air."
"Huh."
Suddenly, the water around them had been completely cleared. Bon-Bon and Ballora were even replacing the carpet, in a new shade of fresh purple.
"Woah!" Foxy and Ballora both gasped, amazed.
"There we go!" Freddy chirped, grinning. "Everything is as good as new. And there's no extra water anywhere."
"That was awful." Puppet complained.
Foxy ran into the tv room and went over to the hole above, and tried to jump up, but was making no progress.
"Um, guys, I would like to go back upstairs, but I can't get up there." Foxy said to the others.
"You just have to jump." Freddy told Foxy, coming over to him.
"Yeah, you guys bounced on the couch the last time you wanted to leave." Puppet added, shrugging.
"But it's not working this time." Foxy explained as he tried to bounce on the couch, but was failing. "You did change it, you know. See, I'm trying, and it's not working."
"Well, if I go up there, I can put down another water to make a waterfall." Freddy planned. "And then you guys can swim out."
"Oh yeah, go and do that. Make sure to put it under the ladder."
Freddy went onto the couch and jumped, once, twice, three times, and then bounced high, zooming up all the way back out. Moments later, a huge amount of water flooded down, and Foxy and co. began to swim up it (except for Puppet).
"Can you get rid of the water once you leave?" Puppet inquired.
"Uh...sure." Foxy accepted. He took one last look at Puppet and then swam all the way back up.
Foxy gasped as he reached the surface and climbed out of the hole, right back on top of the box. The others were there in the auditorium, watching him arrive.
"Hey, you're finally back out of there." Freddy noticed. "What took you so long?"
"Ugh, man, that took forever." Foxy groaned. "Apparently foxes, or at least me, cannot swim that well."
Freddy got rid of the waterfall, finally clearing the water.
"There you go, Puppet!" Freddy yelled down to Puppet. "You're welcome."
"You-" Puppet began, paused, and then sighed deeply. "Okay, thank you."
They all left the room, heading back down the hall.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, let's go take care of those chickens." Foxy decided, waving Bon-Bon over to him as they went. "You know, the ones in my room that FREDDY left there?"
"Can I go back to my room now and have a tea party?" Ballora asked as they stopped by the shorter hall.
"Yeah, sure."
"Yay!" Ballora cheered.
"Ooo, can I go?" Freddy asked Ballora at once.
"Uh...I guess you can."
"Hooray!"
They both took off into Ballora's room.
"What?! You get to go?" Foxy yelled, but they were already gone. "Aw, I didn't get to go. He's so lucky..."
Foxy and Bon-Bon headed down the smaller hallway and through the main room, finally coming back into the back room of Foxy's cove.
"Hold on, I'm having trouble." Bon-Bon moaned as he squeezed past the chickens in the trapdoor's way. "Alright, there we go."
"Okay, it is time to eat!" Foxy cheered as he eyed the chickens running around in the room. He felt as if he could use a good meal of chicken right now.
"What are we gonna eat?" Bon-Bon asked, confused.
"Chicken."
"I have a bunch of chicken eggs." Bon-Bon picked up the eggs the chickens inside the room had laid and gave them to Foxy.
"No, we're just gonna eat chicken." Foxy decided.
And with that, Foxy and Bon-Bon began to clear away the chickens...
Chapter 32: Tea Time with Ballora
Summary:
Ballora has the others have tea time with her. While they do so, the animatronics find a gift and make a new discovery.
Chapter Text
"So, why don't we change Gregory's name to something else?" Bon-Bon suggested. " To something, like, Gregoria, or...I don't know."
Foxy was currently inside his back room, staring down at Bon-Bon, who had suddenly offered to change Gregory the chicken's name. Gregory himself stood by them, pecking the floor and gazing at them curiously.
Foxy was confused as to why Bon-Bon wanted to do this. He was under the assumption that Bon-Bon was fine with Gregory's current name, so he was surprised that the little hand-puppet would even suggest it.
"Wait, wait, hold on." Foxy interrupted. "Why are we changing Gregory's name?"
"Because Gregory is a girl, remember? Last time, he laid an egg."
"OH, that's right. And that was when Francesca was born. Where is she, anyway?" Foxy looked around the room. "I don't see her."
"Uh, didn't you kill her?"
"Um, no. I think... Freddy has her now, actually. And, wait a minute! I never agreed for Gregory to live here. You're the one who has just allowed him to come over, and now he's staying here! What is with this?!"
Foxy didn't like the idea of having another houseguest. He was already having to share his room with Bon-Bon, and he found it uncomfortable; having a chicken there too would be even worse for him.
Suddenly, Gregory glanced up at the ceiling, interested by something there. Foxy looked up and saw it: a sign was tacked to wall high above them, saying: Freddy Rulez.
"Wait, Freddy rules?!" Foxy exclaimed. "Argh, Freddy! When did he put THAT there?! Bon-Bon, do you see this?"
Bon-Bon looked, saw the sign, and chucked. "Aw, it's just one of his little practical jokes."
"He DOUBLE-pranked me?! Wow, Freddy's way better at pranks then I thought he was. Right, Gregory?" Gregory cocked his head to the side, gazing at Foxy strangely. "Uh, that's really creepy. He's looking at me like we're having a conversation right now."
"Eat Gregory!"
"No! If I did, Bon-Bon would be really angry."
"Eat him now!"
"No!"
"If you even dare eat Gregory, I will kill you!" Bon-Bon growled, spreading out his arms to protect the chicken.
"Woah, okay!" Foxy agreed, stepping back. "See, I told you. We can't do that."
"Just do it. It's okay."
"No, it's not! Now, shut up!" Foxy looked back at Gregory. "Gregory, I didn't mean it. It's okay. Don't worry."
Gregory seemed confused, but only continued to stare at Foxy.
"When I get my hands on you, Bon-Bon!" Someone said angrily, just next to them.
Foxy and Bon-Bon both jumped in surprise and turned to see that Puppet had entered the room, glaring at Bon-Bon with a clear impression of furiousness.
"Woah, woah, woah! Slow down!" Foxy exclaimed, pushing Puppet away from Bon-Bon. "What's wrong?"
"It was IT!" Puppet explained exasperatedly, pointing at Bon-Bon. "IT set up Freddy to prank me and flood my room!"
"No, it couldn't have been Bon-Bon." Foxy claimed, waving Puppet off. Foxy didn't believe everything Puppet said, and he didn't want to think that Bon-Bon had done anything wrong. Besides, Foxy didn't remember Bon-Bon inspiring Freddy to do anything yesterday; he thought Freddy had come up with the idea all by himself.
"I just got done cleaning the excess water out of my new carpet!" Puppet complained. "Do you know how LONG it takes to get water out of carpets?!"
"Um, yeah? Remember, there is a water ride in the other room."
"Well...well, still! He set Freddy up!" Puppet gestured towards Bon-Bon once again.
"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Bon-Bon griped, gazing back at Puppet.
"Wait, Puppet. Even if what you're saying is true, how would you know?" Foxy asked, suspicious.
"'Cause Freddy ratted him out." Puppet answered.
"Woah, woah, woah! What do you mean, he ratted him out? Why? What did you do?"
"Come on, tell us!" Bon-Bon demanded, frustrated.
"Well, I know a secret of Freddy's. And in order for me to keep it, he needed to give me some valuable information." Puppet said, and glared at Bon-Bon once more.
"Wait, what secret?" Foxy inquired, confused.
"I can't tell you. That's why it's a secret." Puppet turned to Bon-Bon. "Anyways, why'd you flood my room?! Since when have you had a problem with me?!"
"Since forever!" Bon-Bon squealed. "You've been bullying me since I got here! But as for your room problem, NO! I didn't do anything!"
"Do you think this is okay, Foxy?!" Puppet asked Foxy quickly.
"Um, not really, but then again, Freddy was trying to get us all back, and he thought it was a good idea." Foxy explained to them.
"But that wasn't his idea, that was BON-BON'S idea!"
"And he went with it anyway. He didn't have to go with it, y'know. Remember that."
Puppet paused, then turned away, scowling. "Can't believe this..."
"It was all him!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, pointing at Puppet. "You guys had the water buckets. I didn't do anything except sit in the corner!"
"Remember, Ballora was with us too." Foxy reminded them, then paused. "Wait, was she with us?"
"Hmm, I'm not sure." Puppet said, staring at the ground thoughtfully.
"I can't seem to remember..." Bon-Bon muttered, scratching his head.
"Yeah, neither can I, for some weird reason." Foxy added, nodding.
"You know what?" Puppet shouted confidently. "Let's go ask her! I bet she'll side with me."
"Wait, huh?"
"Let's go!" Puppet charged out of the room.
"Puppet!" Foxy called back, chasing after him, with Bon-Bon in tow.
Foxy and Puppet burst into the room (the door was open for them) and charged over to Ballora, who was in the middle of a tea party with her stuffed animals again. She and her stuffed animals were, oddly enough, surrounded by candles.
"More tea, Mr-" She began to one of her stuffed animals, but quickly yelped as the others ran into the room and approached her. "Aah! What are you doing here?! Get out of here! I'm having my satanic tea party."
"What?" Foxy stuttered, having a hard time hearing that last part.
"I mean, my tea party!" She revised quickly, shaking her head.
"Your santa tea party? You know it's not Christmas yet; that's next month."
"No, not santa, satanic."
"...Santa-titanic. That's a weird combination of words."
"Yeah, uh, Santa-titanic!" Ballora leaned over to her stuffed animals and whispered "Don't tell them." before turning back to Foxy. "Yeah."
"That's such a weird word. Anyway, we're here to figure something out. Did Bon-Bon tell Freddy to flood Puppet's room?"
"Hey, that's not the question!" Puppet cut in angrily. "We already established that he did. The REAL question is: do you think that's okay?"
"Okay, okay, slow down!" Ballora shushed them. "First of all, Puppet, you're standing on Teddy. Scoot on over."
Puppet had been standing on top of the stuffed bear, which had fallen over. Puppet noticed this and stepped off of him (Ballora quickly moved the teddy bear to be sitting back up).
"Woah, Puppet, watch where you step." Foxy advised Puppet. "The last time you interreacted with her room, she almost ripped your face off!"
"Yeah, I didn't like that too much." Puppet admit sheepishly.
"Okay, now!" Ballora interrupted them. "First of all, good, you've moved away. Second of all: you guys weren't invited here. If you really want to chit-chat with me, then you're gonna have to sit here and have tea time with me and my friends here."
"Life isn't about tea parties." Puppet argued. "We're having a serious conversation here."
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TEA TIME WITH ME." Ballora roared.
The silence that followed this horribly monstrous outburst of words from Ballora froze Foxy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon to the spot, momentarily paralyzed from this single sentence alone. It seemed to take ages before anyone moved a muscle. Finally, Bon-Bon chuckled nervously.
"Um, tea time, yes!" Bon-Bon laughed falsely, sitting down by the stuffed animals.
"Tea time with me, please!" Ballora repeated, smiling.
"Yes, yes..."
"Actually, maybe we CAN have our serious conversation over tea!" Puppet said quickly, also sitting down.
Foxy, in a panic, sat down too.
"Here, um, you guys want some tea?" Ballora asked, pulling out more tea cups (which, somehow, were already filled). She passed them out to Foxy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon. "I've got plenty of tea! Here you go!"
"Alright, alright..." Foxy muttered hurriedly, taking his tea cup. He didn't want to stay there anymore and stood up, then began to slowly back towards the door. "You know, you guys can stay here and I'll just-"
"DON'T YOU LEAVE, OR ELSE." Ballora shrieked.
"Okay, okay!" Foxy quickly ran back to his spot and sat back down.
"You're all here! Good!" Ballora examined, smiling happily. "Tea time! Nothing beats tea time with my buddies!"
Foxy sighed. He knew he was in for it now...
"Where's my tea?!"
"You don't get any!" Foxy griped at the voice. "You're a part of me!"
"MY TEA!"
"STOP IT!"
The others watched Foxy anxiously before Puppet suddenly spoke up, facing Ballora.
"I think Foxy's just trying to have two servings." He said. "Maybe you should give him two servings of tea."
"I don't want two servings of tea!" Foxy denied, shaking his head rigorously.
"No, no, no, that voice isn't getting anything!" Ballora groaned. She looked towards Foxy sternly. "One day, I'm gonna find out what that voice is, and then, then...I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do then."
"That's probably for the best, because the voice doesn't seem too nice." Foxy told Ballora, whispering the last part to her so nobody else would hear. "Help me!" Ballora seemed to be ignoring Foxy now.
"No one's gonna help you!"
"Oh, gosh..."
Foxy sat back down as Ballora cleared her throat (that somehow existed) and continued on speaking.
"Anyway, though." She went on. "What do you guys need?"
The others muttered for a moment.
"Well, Puppet, you can ask your question again, I think?" Foxy offered Puppet halfheartedly.
"Um, okay." Puppet accepted, nodding a little. "Um, Ballora. Why do you think Bon-Bon made Freddy flood my room?"
"Well, isn't it obvious?" Ballora replied simply.
"No, of course it's not! That's why we're even here to being with!"
"Hmm, since you don't seem to get the obvious answer here, I can't tell you, then."
"Well, maybe he wanted you to have a pool!" Foxy suggested. "Maybe he was being nice!"
"On my carpet?" Puppet said stiffly.
"Yes." Bon-Bon confirmed.
"Well, there was nowhere else to put the pool." Foxy argued.
"On my carpet?" Puppet repeated, rougher this time.
"Yeah."
"Wait, you don't have pools on your carpet?" Ballora inquired. confused.
"No! That's generally not what happens." Puppet griped.
"But that's the latest trend." Bon-Bon commented.
"Yeah, it is the latest trend." Foxy agreed. "He's right."
"You know, you're the one with the wi-fi and the internet." Ballora mentioned.
"I know!" Puppet yelled. "You guys could have ruined all those ports and tech, and then NOBODY would have internet and wi-fi!"
"But did he ruin it?"
"Well...I...no."
"Ah-ha! Case closed. Dismissed."
"Say, what's in this tea?" Foxy asked, eyeing Ballora nervously. Foxy quickly sniffed the tea and was confused; the tea smelled strongly of sewage. "It smells kinda weird."
"Um, oh!" Ballora gasped, turning towards Foxy. "It's, uh, well...it's a family recipe. I can't tell you. Even though the family is just me."
"This smells really strange, though."
"It smells? What do you mean, it smells? It's organic potty tea."
"Wait, what?" Foxy stuttered. What was potty tea? Foxy had never heard of it, and didn't know what Ballora was talking about.
"Potty tea?" Puppet repeated confusedly. Bon-Bon also looked very dumbfounded.
"What? You never heard of it?" Ballora said. "It's organic potty tea, I told you."
"Wait..." Foxy groaned, his insides churning with disgust. He had a feeling that he knew exactly where the tea had come from, in the room meant for girls only and used to wash up. "Did this come from the...the...I don't want to say it."
"Uh, you can have the tea back." Bon-Bon told Ballora hastily, handing her back the tea cup.
Ballora looked slightly dejected. "You don't like the tea?"
"Yeah, uh, I'm good too." Puppet added, handing back his tea cup.
"Me three." Foxy continued, doing the same.
"Aww...well, okay." Ballora accepted sadly. Then she grinned. "More for me!" She rigorously drank the tea and emptied the cups in a matter of seconds, then put the cups down.
"Okay, I'll just come out and say it." Foxy decided reluctantly. "Did you get that tea from the bathroom?"
"Well, it does come from the bathroom, but I can't tell you where. That's the secret."
"That's gross..." Puppet mumbled, disgusted.
"Oh, gosh..." Foxy muttered, thankful that he didn't have to drink the tea. He looked to Puppet and Bon-Bon. "Did anyone drink it?" They both shook their heads, and Foxy let out a sigh of relief. He felt lucky not to have drunk the tea. Foxy suspected that if he had, he would have been in the bathroom for the rest of day with the...repercussions that would have come from the tea.
"We could hope that there's a little gremlin that pops out of the toilet and gives her the tea..." Puppet suggested plainly. "We could hope, at least."
"I don't think we're that lucky..." Foxy told Puppet. "I'm sorry, but I think that's probably not the truth."
Suddenly, Bon-Bon looked interested, then went over to one of the tea cups and picked it up while Puppet wasn't looking. Then he went over to Puppet.
"Puppet, I made this special tea just for you." Bon-Bon explained, smiling.
"Hey, don't throw my tea cups around!" Ballora chastised Bon-Bon as he threw the tea cup into Puppet's hands. "These are very fragile."
"Oh, really?" Puppet replied in pleasant surprise. "Sweet, thank you. What kind of tea is it?"
"It's, uh..." Bon-Bon paused, frowning, then looked back at Puppet and resumed his smile. "Portable tea!"
"Portable tea." Puppet processed.
"Yeah."
"Uh, okay." Puppet took a generous gulp of tea and sighed happily.
"Ha ha, I tricked you! It was the same tea as before!"
Puppet screamed and retched, immediately putting the tea cup back in Ballora's hands. "Augh, that's gross!"
"Bon-Bon!" Foxy yelled at Bon-Bon. Foxy had just watched as the whole thing had happened, and now he was upset. He was hoping to help improve the relationship between the two puppets, but he felt as if the potty tea prank Bon-Bon had just pulled would set the whole process back a week.
"You liked my potty tea?" Ballora exclaimed happily.
"Absolutely not!" Puppet responded irritably. "That was gross!"
Ballora looked taken aback, but then shrugged. "Oh well. At least Mr. Teddy and Mr. Fluffy like it." She started to lift the tea cup up to the mouth of the stuffed bunny.
"Wait, how did it taste, anyway?" Foxy asked. Foxy was interested to know what exactly the potty tea tasted like without having tasted it himself.
"Surprisingly enough, not bad." Puppet said, his expression softening. "It tasted like Arizona. The state."
"Wow, okay. Uh, wait, you mean it tasted like the state itself? That doesn't sound very tasty."
"Well, yeah. It was dry and gross."
"Ah, I understand."
Foxy turned towards Ballora and was surprised to see that she was crying softly, clearly offended by Puppet's description of her tea.
"Oh, Ballora, it's okay!" Foxy consoled, trying to ease Ballora's sorrow. Then, he got an idea. It was beneficial; it both would cheer up Ballora and get Foxy and co. out of the tea party early. "Don't worry! Hey, you know what? Um, Baby got you a present. I don't know how she got it here, since it's practically the size of the room it was put in, and she wasn't even able to be there for your birthday, but it's there."
"Wait!" Ballora piped up, her crying ceasing. "She got me a present?"
"Yeah, it's actually quite funny." Puppet chimed in. "Funny because it's funny how she got it into that room. I wonder how she did it."
"Come with us, we'll show you." Foxy offered, gesturing Ballora towards the exit.
"This is great!" Ballora cheered. "I like presents! Especially from my best friends!"
"Yeah, this is totally because we wanted to show you the present. Not because we wanted to get out of this tea party."
"Sure, sure."
They exited the room.
"Oh my god, we're ALIVE!" Foxy screamed, happy to be out of Ballora's room. "Ah, fresh air!"
"Whatever you say! I'm gonna go get my present now." Ballora decided, half-ignoring Foxy.
Foxy led her over to the smaller hallway, and right to the door to the room the present was in.
"It's right in there." Foxy told Ballora.
"Wait, over here?" Ballora went to a different door, the second door in the hallway.
"No, over here."
"Over here?" The third door.
"No, over HERE."
"Here?" The fourth and last door in the hallway.
"No, HERE!"
Ballora came over and finally noticed the door. "Oooo! This room!"
"Do you want me to open the door?" Foxy asked tauntingly, raising a metal eyebrow and grinning.
"Yesyesyesyesyesopenopenopenopenit!"
"Do you REALLY want me to open the door?" Foxy's grin became wider.
"OPEN THE DOOR!" Ballora bellowed.
"Oh god, fine, I'm opening the door!" Foxy said quickly, opening the door at last.
Ballora cheered again, and headed inside. Foxy and the others followed suit. The room had the same white-yellow striped walls as the main room. Dominating the room was a massive present, a gigantic red box with a just-as-big white ribbon tied around it, taking up nearly all of the room. A ladder was positioned on the back wall, clearly having been used before to reach the top of the present itself. There was a card stuck to the front of the present.
As Foxy entered the room, he noticed that the door could only be locked from the outside, not the inside, and took note of that for later.
Ballora took off the card and opened it up. "Happy Birthday, Ballora. This present is for you! From, Baby." Ballora paused. "Huh, does any money come with this card?"
"No, I don't think so." Foxy said. "But..." Foxy surveyed the present, walking circles around it, until finally he stopped just behind the present. The area of ribbon here was loose and could be torn easily, so he had the sneaking suspicion that this spot was where the present was opened. "...I think this is where you open it. Right here."
Ballora came over, while Puppet and Bon-Bon stood back, quietly watching. "So, how do you open this thing?"
"I think you tear open this ribbon. Then, you grab the cover behind that and pull it open, and then you can see what's inside."
Ballora nodded happily and reached for the ribbon. But, inches from the ribbon, her hand stopped. She hesitated, her fingers twitching. Then she looked over to Foxy. "Wait a second, is this a trap you guys staged or something?"
"No, of course not! I'm right next to you! If you get hurt, then I'll get hurt too! See-"
Foxy paused. He could hear noises inside the box.
"Wait, wait, hold on! Do you hear that?" Foxy asked Ballora.
"Hear what?"
"Listen closely to the present!"
They both put their ears up to the box. Faint breathing was coming from inside.
"It seems pretty quiet in there." Ballora said. "I'm gonna open it!" She grabbed the ribbon and tore it in two. Then she pulled the cover of the box aside.
Inside the box was the most unexpected thing Foxy had ever seen: a human man. He was facing the other wall of the present, his face turned away, slumped on the floor. He had fair skin and was wearing many things: a black helmet with golden straps, a red solider jacket over a white shirt, light grey pants, and black shoes with white socks. He was unconscious there where he sat.
Ballora gasped, then grinned wide. "Ooooo!"
"Wait, what the?" Foxy stuttered, confused by what his eyes were seeing. This was Baby's present? A man? Sure, it was a good present for Ballora, but now Foxy's head was swirling with questions upon questions that he knew he probably wouldn't get answers to yet.
"Is it a private security guard? For me?"
"Looks like it."
"Who is he? What does he sound like?"
"I don't know."
"Well, I guess it's time to wake him up!" Ballora cleared her 'throat' once more. "Hello! Mr. Security Guard! Wake up!"
The man began to stir, then he woke up. His dark blue eyes shot open, and gazed upon Ballora and Foxy. Somehow, he didn't seem surprised, but he did seem slightly afraid to make any sudden moves. He got to his feet slowly, not taking his eyes off the animatronics.
"Hey, you're awake!" Ballora pointed out cheerily. "How are you today?"
"Um, hello." The man greeted halfheartedly. He had a British accent. "Um, where am I?" He looked around at the walls of the present. "I've never been in here before. I'm quite scared." Foxy began to approach, trying to get a closer look at the man. The man tensed up. "Um, oh dear. What is that thing?"
"Um, hi. I'm Foxy." Foxy introduced. "Funtime Foxy, to be exact. I am an animatronic fox that eats security guar- I mean, nothing!"
The man tensed up even more. "Excuse me, what did you say about eating other...what? What was that?"
"Nothing, nothing!"
"Uh, alright. Can you please let me out of here? I really, really don't like it in here."
At this, Foxy laughed. "He thinks he's gonna get out of here THAT easily?! Ha ha ha!"
"Wow, is this really for me?" Ballora exclaimed, gazing at the man with wonder. "I really like it!"
"I guess so. But how did Baby get him?" Foxy looked back at the man. "How did you get here?"
The man seemed confused. "Uh, well, see, uh, I don't really know about that. I was just standing in front of the queen's palace one day, and some little lady came up to me and said: 'Here, have some tea.' And, of course, I couldn't resist having tea. So I drank some of it, with some biscuits I had with me, and then I passed out! Then I woke up here, in the box."
"Hey, uh, did it taste like Arizona?" Puppet inquired, poking his head out. "Y'know, like the state?"
The man seemed dumbfounded. "Um, what's Arizona? I only know England."
"Yeah, nevermind." Puppet backed away from the present again.
"Anyway, I woke up here. I was quite scared. Obviously, I can't show it, since I'm a soldier, but it was there. So, uh, can I please get out of here?"
"Um, no." Foxy told him simply. "Sorry, but you're now one of our pets. Or, more specifically, Ballora's pet."
"Yep! You're MY pet now!" Ballora added, jumping happily. "And we'll have so much fun together, including having tea time together!"
The man looked taken aback. He paused, then said: "Well, I do like tea time."
"You're not gonna like HER tea, though." Foxy informed him gravely.
"Yeah." Puppet's voice backed up from somewhere else in the room. Puppet's head poked back out and looked towards the man, followed by Bon-Bon's, who did the same.
"Uh, what do you mean by that?" The man asked, looking unsure. "What's wrong with her tea?"
"It's POTTY tea!" Ballora whooped before anyone could answer.
"Potty tea?" The man repeated confusedly. "Is that, like, American tea?"
"Yeah, uh..." Foxy began, then went up to the man and whispered in his ear: "It's from the toilet."
The man looked surprised. "The...the toilet? What do you mean, it's from the toilet?"
"The LOO, you know!"
"THE LOO?! Oh my goodness, that is DISGUSTING! How could anyone stand to drink that?"
"Um, because it's secret, and it's delicious?" Ballora suggested. "They like it! Right, guys?"
"No." Puppet said immediately.
"Puppet liked it." Bon-Bon claimed.
"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did."
"I didn't."
"You guys are lying." Ballora said stiffly, trying to stay confident about her own tastes. She looked back at the man. "They drank every single drop of it."
"You know what's really weird?" Foxy spoke up, remembering something. "Um, apparently, Baby put the lock on the outside of the door, so if we leave, he can't get out." Foxy whispered that last part so only the other animatronics could hear it. "So, now we have a new pet."
Ballora gasped excitedly. "He won't be able to leave FOREVER?"
"What do you mean, I can't leave forever?" The man asked worriedly. Foxy just laughed darkly. "Someone explain to me what's going on here! Am I being pranked?"
"Uh, you can say that." Foxy admit. "Let's just say, the prank will NEVER end."
The man looked shocked. "Um...um...okay. Uh...well, I guess if I'm gonna be here forever, can you at least make it comfortable, I guess? You know, a couch? With a telly? And some tea, too? That'd work fine."
Foxy was surprised to hear this. "Wait a minute, he doesn't mind being here? Wow, he's not as relatable to Garbage as I thought. I don't know how I feel about this."
"I think he's pretending. Trying to act big and tough." Ballora suggested.
"Yeah, like reserve psychology." Puppet agreed.
"And I like that."
"You would. You would." Foxy sighed.
"What's his name, anyways? You know, of the private security guard."
"Let me see if there's a name on the card." Foxy checked the card stuck to the present, but there was no other name written on it. He went back. "Okay, there's not."
"You ask him. I would, but I'm too shy. Hee hee."
"Alright, fine." Foxy looked towards the man. "WHAT-IS-YOUR-NAME?"
"Um, you don't have to yell." The man informed Foxy, wincing slightly. "I do understand you."
"Oh, woah. That's awkward."
"Well, anyways, uh, my name is Reginald. Reginald Joffrey."
"Wow, that's stereotypical." Foxy told the others.
"Reginald, huh?" Puppet repeated. "Can we call you Reggie?"
"Reggie?" Reggie stuttered. "Oh, well, people do call me that back home." Reggie looked sad. "Oh. Funny. I forgot about home. Almost."
"Don't worry, you won't miss it. At all." Foxy claimed, waving Reggie off.
"Nope, not at all! You're gonna live with me forever!" Ballora cheered, coming up to Reggie. Reggie looked nervous watching her. Then Ballora giggled and backed away. "oh, he's so cute. Oh, man!"
"You're gonna have a field day here. Don't worry." Foxy told Reggie upon seeing his expression.
"Oh, um, alright." Reggie agreed anxiously. "Uh, can I get some shut-eye, please? I've been knocked out here all day, or, uh...I don't know how long it's been, but it's probably been a while. And all this talking has worn me down. It'd be nice if I could, you know, get some shut-eye."
"I think he thinks we're human." Foxy told Ballora. "If only he knew we were really animatronics. THEN he'd be scared."
"Oh, he'll find out eventually." Ballora assured Foxy.
"Yeah, he'll begin to realize it when he sees that we still have our costumes on for more than a single day. Either that, or he might think we're super dedicated."
"Like him? Don't those soldier-people never change and always wear those big, black hats?"
"No, that's a stereotype."
"Oh."
"Yeah, that's messed up, Ballora." Puppet added, nodding.
"Well, no! I've seen it on your internet, Puppet. You know, on your computer. And they were all wearing those big, black hats and standing in front of the queen's palace or something."
There was an awkward pause.
"No." Foxy and Puppet said at the same time.
"No?" Ballora mumbled.
"No." Foxy and Puppet repeated.
Yet another silence.
"Okay, let's leave him in here!" Foxy yelled finally, and they all began to exit the room. "Have fun, Reggie!"
"Bye, Reggie!" Ballora cried.
"Uh, bye. Tally-ho." Reggie's voice called back from inside the opened present.
The animatronics all left the room. When Foxy was sure everyone had left, he closed the doors and turned the switches to lock them. "There we go. Now he can't get out."
As they went back into the bigger hallway, they were interrupted.
"Um, one thing." Bon-Bon spoke up. "How are you guys gonna be able to explain me to him?"
"What?" Foxy stuttered.
"What's there to explain?" Ballora groaned. "You're ugly, and you're a rat."
"I mean, explain me to Reginald!" Bon-Bon griped, a bit rougher this time.
"He probably thinks you're a puppy, or something." Foxy answered.
"A TALKING puppy? Yeah, makes so much sense."
"Well, just go: 'Woof, Woof!' whenever you meet with him." Ballora suggested.
"Yeah, do it." Puppet agreed, grinning meanly.
"Woof, woof." Bon-Bon barked in a passable imitation of a dog. "How was that?"
"Great. Actually, you should do that all the time. Not just when we're in there. Just don't talk. Anymore. Period."
"Yeah, just keep woofing and barking." Ballora agreed.
"Yes."
Bon-Bon squinted at Puppet angrily. "Do you want me to flood your room again? Because you seem ready to have another pool on your carpet."
"No." Puppet replied firmly, squinting back. "Because then I'm gonna flood Foxy's room."
"Wait, no no no!" Foxy interrupted finally. Foxy had finally decided that letting this rage-induced staring contest was a bad idea if it meant his room was going to be flooded. "Don't do that!"
"If you do that, then you'd have to deal with both of us!" Bon-Bon claimed, smirking.
"There's gonna be casualties!" Puppet shot back. "Do you want your best friend in the world so far to have a flooded room? His jammies are gonna be wet!"
"Yeah!" Foxy added, staring at Bon-Bon as well. Foxy decided it was time to act upon the little hand-puppet. He stepped nearer to Bon-Bon, causing the bunny to shrink down and quiver. "Bon-Bon, you should really think this out, before you do anything rash."
Bon-Bon paused, then glared at Puppet. "Don't do it! Don't hurt Gregory!"
"Who's Gregory?" Ballora asked, confused.
"His chicken." Foxy answered plainly. "Well, technically it was Freddy's chicken, but now Bon-Bon kinda just owns him."
"Does he like tea?" Ballora went on curiously, pulling out a tea cup from nowhere.
"I don't know! Probably not!"
"No?"
"No!"
"Okay, fine." Ballora put the tea cup away. "Geez..."
Foxy looked back at the two puppets. Both were still staring each other down, refusing to lift their gaze upon each other, but it was clear that they were not about to resume their shouting match. Foxy, sure that things were temporarily resolved, decided to quickly change the subject. Foxy gazed through the window in the big hall, which looked into the room with the gigantic present.
"Ah, man, this is gonna be so much fun." Foxy sighed, happy to have another pet. "A new security guard to play with. Maybe he can meet Garbage one day."
Instantly, Bon-Bon and Puppet took their eyes off each other and looked over to the window, their expressions softening. Meanwhile, Ballora gasped excitedly at the idea of their two pets meeting each other.
"Yes!" Ballora agreed, jumping up. "Reggie and Garbage will be best friends! Then we can go on...well, technically we don't like Garbage, and he isn't supposed to leave the chute anyway...nevermind. I was gonna say double dates, but nevermind."
"I haven't heard from Garbage in like, forever, though." Puppet chimed in, shrugging.
"Do you want to go check on him now, or do you want to wait until later?" Foxy asked Puppet simply.
"That's the thing! I checked on him just a couple minutes before a came to you! He didn't reply."
Foxy paused, concerned about this prospect. Foxy knew that if Garbage wasn't responding, it couldn't meant anything good. Maybe he was trying to escape. Maybe he was sleeping without snoring for once. Or maybe he was dead. Whatever the case, Foxy knew that he would eventually have to deal with it. Their pet was their responsibility, after all.
"Uh, we might need to investigate this later." Foxy decided at last.
"Yeah." Puppet agreed.
"But for now..." Foxy chuckled a little and looked back at the window, and directly at the present. "...this is gonna be fun." Foxy went up to the class and cupped his hands to his mouth. "Hey, Reggie! You're gonna have fun tonight!"
"What was that?" Reggie's voice stuttered from the other side of the glass, muffled because of both the present and the glass blocking the soldier's voice. "I heard some muffling from somewhere."
"Oh, he can barely hear us."
"Now, what was that?"
"Nothing, don't worry about it!"
"Um, okay."
There was silence. The animatronics were quiet. Then, they all turned and looked at each other and nodded. They waved to each other and muttered goodbyes quickly. Then they all set out to their rooms, prepared to get some rest...
Chapter 33: The Extermination Mission
Summary:
The pizzeria is infested with chickens, so Puppet has Foxy and Bon-Bon work together to get rid of them all.
Chapter Text
Um, Bon-Bon, you do understand me, right?" Foxy asked Bon-Bon slowly. "We can't keep the cage here."
Foxy was dealing with a new conundrum: Bon-Bon had gotten a cage for Gregory. However, it wasn't the right size. Instead of being small enough for one chicken, it was big enough for four. It also took up lots of space, having been put in front of the shelfing unit and next to the desk chair, making it difficult to get by it. Foxy had already tried to move the cage, but it was too heavy even with his natural animatronic strength. Now, he was making an inquiry with Bon-Bon.
"Why not?" Bon-Bon whined, unhappy to hear this.
"Well, look at it! It's in the way! It's slightly blocking the way to my computer here, which I STILL can't turn on! But yeah, this is in the way, and I know you and him are friends and all, but we can't leave it here like this!"
"But Gregory needs a home!"
"I understand that he needs a home, but this isn't the place for it."
"Yes, it is!"
Foxy paused, then sighed. "You know what? We can talk about this later, because I think..." Foxy glanced upwards and saw what he was thinking about immediately, groaning internally at the sight of it. "...the sign is still up there." Foxy looked back at Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, I thought you said you were gonna take care of that sign!"
Bon-Bon facepalmed. "Yes, because I can totally reach up there." He replied sarcastically.
"Ha ha, very funny. You could have just gotten a broom or something to whack it off. But, fine! I'll do it. Hold on."
Foxy climbed onto his chest of drawers and jumped across to his desk chair. Then, he reached up and ripped the sign out of the wall.
"That was impressive." Bon-Bon admit, his eyes wide.
"I know, right?" Foxy agreed, grinning. he began to climb down. "I should go be on a parkour competition or something. Maybe American Ninja Warrior- OW!"
Foxy had accidentally banged his face into the single lightbulb in the ceiling. He fell down, landing awkwardly on his butt right in front of Bon-Bon.
"Ouch. I'm okay." Foxy informed Bon-Bon as he got to his feet. He opened one of the drawers on the chest of drawers and placed the sign inside, then shut the drawer and turned back to Bon-Bon. "So- Oh, wait! Hold on! I'm pretty sure that Puppet said he wanted to see us. I'm think he's in Ballora's room. Let's go find out. C'mon."
Foxy had passed by Puppet on the way back to his room. Puppet had stopped Foxy in the middle of the main room and had told Foxy that he needed to see him, as well as Bon-Bon, at Ballora's room. Foxy hadn't immediately gone, having told Puppet that he needed to check on his room first. Foxy was unsure about what Puppet would need, but Puppet had maintained a frown through all of it, along with an unhappy tone, which instantly let Foxy know that something wasn't right.
"Wow, really? Okay." Bon-Bon accepted, and they both exited the back room, closing the trapdoor behind them as they went. Foxy noted in his head that the cage was good for one thing: it prevented Gregory from getting out.
"So, do you have any idea why he wants to see us?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy as they slowly walked down the halls towards Ballora's room.
"I don't know." Foxy replied, scratching his head. "He...didn't seem happy, though, or sound happy, and who knows why he's like that. It's Puppet. It seems like he gets mad at everything nowadays. Ever since you came, he's kinda always been on edge."
"I think he's just jealous."
"Eh, maybe."
Foxy came to a rigid halt right in front of Ballora's doors. Bon-Bon bumped into him from behind him.
"Hey, why have we stopped?" Bon-Bon asked.
"What's this?" Foxy wondered. A sign was hanging on Ballora's doorknob, reading: NO BOYS ALLOWED. "Wait, Puppet told me to go to Ballora's room, but...it says: 'No Boys Allowed'." Foxy looked through the doors' windows, trying to spot something inside. The room looked as it always did, with the tea set and stuffed animals out on the stage floor, but Ballora herself was nowhere to be seen. "I'm not seeing him in there, nor do I see Ballora. Her tea set's there, but she's not there. Huh."
"Is Puppet a girl?" Bon-Bon mumbled, slightly off-put by this information.
"You know, I've always questioned myself about that. I've met some girls before, see. Wait, how did I meet them? Must've been during my days at the other pizzeria. But yeah, they did have reasonably deep voices, so it's possible. It's very possible. People even think I'M a girl. Actually, at times, I question that, too. You never know. I could be one and still have this deep voice."
"You're a boy."
"DON'T CONFUSE ME FURTHER!" Foxy howled, shutting the voice up. "Geez, the nerve of that thing! Well, anyways, I suppose Puppet isn't here. Let's look elsewhere."
"Okay, where else can be he?" Bon-Bon asked as he and Foxy re-entered the main room.
"You know, that's a really, REALLY good question." Foxy responded, nodding. "Where could Puppet be?" They passed through the main room, looking at all the areas of note. "He's not in the bouncy house. Huh, where is he?"
It was when they walked near the entrance and the stand with the closet and kitchen when suddenly Foxy stopped.
"Wait, do you hear that?" Foxy spoke up. "Listen."
The kitchen door was wide open. Puppet's voice was mumbling faintly from inside.
"Alright, I'll make sure to do that." They could hear him say.
"Wait, the door's open! Why didn't I just check in here?" Foxy groaned and entered the kitchen, Bon-Bon right behind him. "Puppet?"
The marionette was crouching by the garbage chute, which was closed, but Puppet seemed to be staring intently at it.
"Alright, I'll keep your secret." Puppet went on.
"Um, who are you talking to?"
Puppet started wildly, turning around to face Foxy. "Oh, hey!" He coughed rather loudly. "It's windy in here! Wooo!"
"Hold on, I need to check on Garbage." Foxy told Puppet, pushing him aside. He opened the trash chute. "Garbage! You down there?"
Foxy was met with no reply.
"He's not there!" Puppet informed Foxy.
"He's STILL missing?!"
"Yeah!"
"You'd better hope that he didn't escape. We NEED him."
"Yes, we do!"
"For?" Puppet asked worriedly.
"Don't worry about it. It's okay." Foxy assured him stiffly as he closed the chute. Foxy knew that Garbage was not to escape. The voice had deemed him necessary. They needed him, no matter what. He was not about to let the plan fail-
"But, we do we need him for?" Puppet asked again, becoming more dumbfounded.
"Don't worry about it. It's perfectly fine. Just ignore it."
"Do not ask questions, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU."
Puppet was quiet. Then- "Uh, where is that voice coming from?"
Foxy, not wanting to talk about the voice anymore, decided to play dumb. "What voice?" He lied, acting surprised. "Oh, are you hearing voices? You should get that checked. It's not healthy."
Puppet sighed deeply. "Yeah, you're right." He looked at his feet, then back up at the others, donning a determined expression. "But I need to talk to you two silly fools!"
"I didn't do anything!" Bon-Bon called out, clearly having expected Puppet to start bullying him again.
"Great, you're already blaming stuff on us!" Foxy added.
"Woah, hold up! I didn't even say what I needed you for yet!" Puppet exclaimed, waving them down. Then he groaned. "You know what? If you're always expecting me to be getting angry at you guys for everything, then fine. I'll admit it. Yes, I think it's your fault. You have caused my home to be infested with...chickens!"
"How is that OUR fault?!" Foxy exploded instantly. "Freddy's the one who started having chickens in here!"
"Well, you guys were friends with Gregory and Francesca!"
"Oh, so Francesca is still alive. I was always questioning that. I wasn't sure."
"Well, yes. And she invited a bunch of her FRIENDS, and now everything's gone awry!"
"How do we know that YOU'RE not the one who had her invite all her friends?!" Bon-Bon shot back.
"Yeah, it could've been you, and you're just blaming us!" Foxy shouted.
"What? No!" Puppet denied, shaking his head. "Why would I want my place to be infested?!"
"Um, to blame Bon-Bon."
"Bon-Bon's the one who's been friends with Francesca, not me!"
"You mean Gregory. Technically, Francesca was mine. She was my kid."
Puppet sighed, putting his head in his hands as Foxy said this. Then he paused. Then he looked back up at Foxy. "Your... what?"
"Yeah, she's my kid. I got an egg, and it hatched, and a little chicken came out and started quacking. I don't know why it quacked, but it did."
"Well, then why didn't you give it a baby shower?"
"It happened upstairs, and you weren't there yet! Then you came in yelling and screaming: 'Why are guys yelling? Blah blah blah!'."
"Wow, you didn't invite me to the baby shower."
"I'm sorry, then."
"Thank you. But still, you guys need to help me clean up."
"Uh, okay then. What do we have to do?"
"Well, first, let's go see the situation."
"Fine, let's go."
Puppet leading the way, they exited the kitchen.
"This had better be worth my time." Foxy told Puppet as they walked down the hallways, this time to go to Puppet's box. "It had better not be just one or two chickens, or even nothing at all."
"No, they're there. And they're annoying." Puppet replied sourly. "Every time I get rid of one, it seems like two more take its place."
"Oh, so it's like they're multiplying. Almost like tribbles. Don't question what that is."
"Um..." Bon-Bon started, raising a finger.
"I told you not to question it!"
"I didn't!" Bon-Bon yelped, putting his finger down.
"Oh, there's only a few chickens in here." Foxy pointed out as they entered the auditorium. Sure enough, only a few chickens were around the entire room. Two of them had leaped into the water ride and were swimming around in it.
"That's only the beginning!" Puppet shouted as they peered into the water ride, watching the chickens. "And there's only two in here-" Puppet coughed, sending dust out of his mouth hole. "Woah, sorry."
"Oh man, you probably just got dust in your throat or something." Foxy commented. "Or in your gears. I don't know. Anyways, so there's two down in my water ride, and one in the auditorium. That's not a lot at all."
"Hmm." Was Puppet's only reply to that. "Anyway, do you have any tools on you to accommodate the situation?"
"Um, no. I have claws and teeth, but that's kinda, y'know, bloody."
"Alright, well, I'm gonna give you a tool for the job. How's this shovel sound?" Puppet pulled out an iron shovel.
"Uh, it doesn't sound like it's gonna work..." Foxy began, but Puppet had already put the digging tool into his hands. "But, I guess it's worth a try. You know, this reminds me of somebody I saw on...BuddyTube, was it? His name was...Foxhound, or something with Fox on it. So, I watched him, and it was awesome. And apparently, he used to hit chickens with a shovel."
"Are you just talking about yourself?"
"...maybe."
"Uh, alright?"
"So, what do I do?" Foxy asked, as he went over to a chicken who had his back turned on Foxy. "Do I just hit the chicken with a shovel, and it goes-" Foxy raised the shovel and hit the chicken right on top of the head. It fell over and went limp, unmoving. As it died, a few feathers flew into Foxy's face, then dropped down into Bon-Bon's hands. "Oh my god! What the..."
"You did it!" Puppet cheered, and he pulled out a big black trash bag. He picked up the chicken's corpse and threw it into the bag. "Alright, so, just do that as many times as it takes to get rid of all of the chickens."
Foxy went over to another chicken and hit it with the shovel, killing it too, and it too went into the trash bag.
Foxy was dumbstruck by this, but just decided to do it. "Fine, I'd better get to work. Give Bon-Bon a shovel too, because this is going to take a while."
"No." Puppet refused. "Bon-Bon will use his fists."
"Why do I have to use my fists?" Bon-Bon griped as Foxy took out a third chicken and put it in the bag.
"Because this was all your fault!"
"Freddy's gonna be happy, though." Foxy mentioned. "So many chickens for him to cook." Foxy looked around the room. It was cleared of chickens, but then he noticed something else. "Wait, another sign?!"
Foxy went over to the new sign, which was tacked to the trapdoor leading to the passage to the vents, which was Baby's room. It, like the sign on Ballora's door, said: No Boys Allowed. The writing on the sign was much neater and tidier the hastily-written scrawl on the previous sign. Foxy knew that must be Baby's handwriting, because he knew that she liked to have clean writing. Ballora also once had clean writing, but she seemed to have left that concept behind in favor of writing more quickly and messily.
"'No Boys Allowed'?! Not again!" Foxy groaned. He looked at the vent cover in the room. "What are you girls doing up there?!" He was met with silence, although he thought he could hear slight rustling going on in there. "They're ignoring us. Great."
"There's some weird stuff happening around here." Puppet pointed out anxiously. He and the others went over to the box, beginning to climb up onto it.
"I know, right? Doors opening by themselves, weird voices from Puppet. That kinda stuff. But, is there anything down there?" He pointed at the box.
"Yes, there's a bunch of them down there."
"Great." Foxy sighed, then went over and looked down in the hole. "Oh!" A ladder had been nailed to the wall of the hole, allowing someone to climb down instead of drop down like before. "There's a ladder."
"Like it?" Puppet chuckled. "Since you were having trouble getting down there before, I installed a ladder system."
Foxy reached the end of the ladder and fell, since the ladder stopped short by the couch. As he landed, he felt a bit of pain and winced a little.
"Ow! I still got hurt!" Foxy complained, upset by this. "Are you serious?"
"Well, that's your fault." Puppet replied as he and Bon-Bon also climbed down into the area. There were many chickens running around here, most of them confined to the middle area.
"There's a lot of eggs down here." Foxy commented as he picked up eggs that were laying on the floor and putting them in the bag.
"Yep, see? They're multiplying, one at a time."
Foxy nodded and proceeded over to one of the chickens, raising the shovel.
"I'm so sorry, chickens!" Foxy whined, guilty with what he was about to do. "Forgive me!" He plunged the shovel towards the chicken's head.
Chicken after chicken died, all being put to sleep by the shovel and stuffed into the trash bag.
"Actually, this is pretty fun." Foxy admit as he went, getting used to the feeling. "Heh heh heh!" Foxy checked by the tv room, where Bon-Bon was chatting with another chicken.
"Oh, you don't say." Bon-Bon voiced interestedly before the shovel came down and brought the chicken to its end. "Hey! I was having a conversation!"
Foxy left, taking down more chickens.
"I think there's one in my recording studio!" Puppet informed Foxy as he ran behind him.
Foxy checked the recording studio and indeed did find another chicken, sitting on the chair and looking at the two monitors.
"Oh, this one's using the internet to look up 'chicken funtime'." Foxy read. "I dunno what that's suppose to mean, but I'm not gonna question it." Foxy killed the chicken and left the room to look for more. "Wow, how many chickens are there?! Geez!" Foxy went into the bathroom and found another chicken standing in the shower, staring at the wall. "Okay, that's awkward! Sorry, Mr. Chicken! I didn't know you were taking a shower!"
"Yeah, well, my shower doesn't have a door installed, so that's not really his fault. " Puppet added as he came in and watched Foxy obliterate the chicken.
"Is that all of them?" Foxy yelled, coming back into the middle room. He looked around and listened. "I don't hear or see any chickens anymore." Foxy hit the fish trophy on the wall, but that did nothing.
"No, don't touch my fish!" Puppet demanded, pulling Foxy's arm away from the fish.
"Hey, Puppet, want any chicken?" Bon-Bon asked, looking into the trash bag.
Puppet's face contorted in disgust. "I don't like chicken. You should just save that for Freddy."
Foxy looked around the room, then went up to the large painting on the wall near the computer room, which was a forest with a lake at midnight.
"Wow, this is a very nice painting." Foxy complimented. "I didn't know that it was here- OOP!" Foxy had accidentally touched the painting with the shovel, being careless with it as usual. It fell off the wall and broke in two.
Puppet gasped in horror, then glared at Foxy angrily. "You broke my painting!"
"I didn't mean to!" Foxy exclaimed, hurrying away from the broken painting. "This shovel is stronger than I thought!"
"See? Whenever people come down here, things always break."
"I'm so sorry!" Foxy apologized, but Puppet just shook his head at Foxy, putting a hand to his forehead. "Hey, don't shake your head at me!"
Puppet just shrugged. "Also, see that? Bon-Bon didn't even help. She just watched you destroy all of the chickens."
"You mean HE."
"Right."
"Can I have this?" Bon-Bon asked, pointing to the plunger (and apparently having not heard Puppet's remark about him).
"Have what?" Puppet replied, coming over to Bon-Bon.
"The plunger."
Puppet didn't speak. He stared at Bon-Bon. Then at the plunger. Then back at Bon-Bon. Then he frowned.
"Um, no. Even if it wasn't something I cared about, I still wouldn't let you have it."
Bon-Bon looked dejected. "You're so mean." He whined.
Puppet ignored him and turned to Foxy. "So, what are we gonna do to make sure this never happens again?"
"Um..." Foxy muttered.
"Are we going to stop going into Puppet's house without permission?" Puppet inquired Foxy sternly.
"Well, I barely come in here in the first place!"
"I was speaking to your FRIEND." Puppet put emphasis on the last word and turned to look at Bon-Bon.
"There's so much stuff in here, though!" Bon-Bon argued.
"I don't care. Stop coming into my house."
"I can't help it!"
"It's not my fault you can't lock your door." Foxy pointed out.
"I...thought..." Puppet stammered. "...all right."
"Hey, what's this?" Bon-Bon asked, going over to the kitchen area and pointing at the gumball machine.
"It's a gumball machine. It's where I put all of my gumballs."
"Hmm. That, I've never seen."
Foxy took the bag and raised it up to Puppet, trying to have him take it.
"Why are you giving me this?" Puppet asked, dumbfounded.
"Well, you never know." Foxy replied, forcing the bag into Puppet's hand. "You might want this to, you know, make some dinner one night. Maybe if you're hungry."
"But that's unsanitary! Those chicken corpses were on the ground!"
"Hey, you don't know! You might have some people come over sometime! You'll want to be able to cook them something to eat."
"Chicken!" Bon-Bon called out, diving into the bag and rummaging around in it.
"Hey, Bon-Bon, are there any eggs in there?" Foxy asked Bon-Bon, wanting to see if he could hatch any chickens.
"Actually, there aren't any eggs in here."
"Aww, come on! That could've been fun! Why do you have to ruin my fun again?"
"Nevermind, there are. Let me take them out."
"Hey, put them away!" Puppet ordered. "The fridge is where those go, you know!"
Bon-Bon opened the fridge. "Oh hey, more eggs!"
"Put them back! I need them for food!"
Bon-Bon giggled, raising his hand to throw an egg.
"Bon-Bon, be good." Foxy warned the hand-puppet.
"And give me those eggs! I'll need them for when I eat!" Puppet yelled.
"Heh, what are you talking about?" Bon-Bon laughed. "You're an animatronic. You don't eat."
"Then why do I have a refrigerator?"
"That's a good point." Foxy agreed. "And I've ate before. I ate a few security guards, that is. They were tasty?"
"Fine, I'll put them away." Bon-Bon sighed, and he went to the fridge to put the eggs away. Meanwhile, Puppet went silent and stared at Foxy.
"What?" He stuttered.
"What?" Foxy replied.
"I thought I heard you say something about a security guard."
"Nothing about eating them."
"Hmm. That's a bit weird."
"You know what?" Foxy spoke up, heading towards the ladder. "I'm gonna go upstairs, before more questions are asked." He began to climb up the ladder.
"I'm gonna have to install a padlock system." Puppet commented as he and Bon-Bon also ascended the ladder, right below Foxy.
"Yeah, you do that." Foxy told Puppet as he reached the top and climbed out of the box, landing on the auditorium floor. "But it's not like it's gonna stop him. He's probably still gonna find a way in." Foxy walked over to the trapdoor to Baby's room with the sign still on it and groaned, just as the two puppet exited the box themselves. "Man, I wonder what those girls are doing."
"Hmm." Bon-Bon mumbled. "Girl stuff, maybe."
Foxy turned to Puppet for answers. "Puppet, do you have any idea what they're doing? Like, they've been constantly gone! They're always coming back in and out at random intervals, every time Ballora comes back out she refuses to tell me anything, I haven't seen Baby for days, and I can't see into that stupid VENT!"
Puppet's eyes narrowed at the vent cover on the wall, right above them. "Sometimes, when I'm coming out of my box, I hear...giggling. But for the most part, no. Nothing really crazy."
"Yeah, I've always questioned this myself. I have no idea what they're doing. And now that they both have signs up on their rooms, it makes me even more suspicious!"
"Why don't we chuck Bon-Bon through the vent?"
"I mean, maybe. He's a kind of-sort of-girl thing, anyhow, I think."
Bon-Bon looked at Foxy weirdly. "I'm a boy. What are you talking about?"
"I know, but Puppet always seems to get confused in that department. Puppet, you know that Bon-Bon is a BOY, right?"
"Hmm?" Puppet muttered, confused.
"Bon-Bon is a BOY."
Puppet winced, then looked at Bon-Bon. "You sure?"
"Yeah."
"Ah, I don't know. Maybe? Hmm..." Puppet seemed to be inspecting Bon-Bon now; his gaze was increasing in intensity. "I think we should still chuck him through the vent."
"You just want to get rid of him, don't you?"
"I still say we do it."
"Speak for yourself." Bon-Bon replied coldly, backing away from Puppet.
"I am speaking for myself. Come here!"
Puppet began chasing Bon-Bon in circles around the room.
"No!" Bon-Bon whined.
"Yes!" Puppet shouted.
"Leave me alone!"
"Through the vent you go!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Puppet!" Foxy called out, catching Puppet's arm to stop him from continuing the chase. Foxy still wanted the two puppets to be more friendly to each other, so he knew he had to take the necessary steps. "Be good."
"Get near me, and I will kill you." Bon-Bon threatened, staring at Puppet warily.
"Okay, I'm gonna go check on Garbage to see if he's come back yet." Foxy decided, and he began to leave the room. Bon-Bon and Puppet followed Foxy, angrily glancing at each other every few seconds.
"You know, Reginald hasn't been talking since the other day." Foxy mentioned as they passed by the big present room, where they had found Reggie, Ballora's new pet. "Reginald! Reggie! Hello! ...he's not responding."
"He might be sleeping." Puppet suggested.
"Probably. It is nighttime, so I've got a feeling that that's what he's doing."
"Alright."
"You know, maybe we should, uh, throw down some food for Garbage." Puppet offered as they entered the room and opened the garbage chute. "Perhaps some chicken."
Foxy nodded quickly and turned his attention back to the chute.
"Garbage!" He called down. "Garbage!"
Foxy waited. And waited. A few seconds passed. The silence in the room was striking. And yet, no response from the former security guard.
"He doesn't seem to be there." Puppet concluded at last.
"Throw down some chicken. Maybe some eggs." Foxy suggested, as Bon-Bon pulled out some chicken eggs.
"Here's an egg I stole from Puppet's room!" Bon-Bon called.
"Wait, no!" Puppet exclaimed, but before he could stop Bon-Bon, the egg had been dropped down into the chute. After a second, a loud CRACK sounded at the bottom, but they still gained no response. Puppet turned to look at Bon-Bon, his expression firm. "That's gonna cost you." The two puppets once again stared each other down, with the same angry expressions plastered on their faces.
"You know, I don't know where he is." Foxy spoke up, eager to break up the staring match. "Puppet, do you know where he is?"
"No clue." Puppet replied, shaking his head. "I have no idea. I haven't even talked to him in a while."
"Well, when I came in here earlier, you were talking to someone."
Puppet looked extremely taken aback, but quickly hid it. He stood rigidly on the spot, his expression hardening. "I was...talking to myself."
"He's lying to you."
"He never lies to me." Foxy assured the voice.
"He's lying right now, I'm telling you. Use the shovel, dig a hole, and put him in it."
"Um, I don't think that's a good idea."
"Do it!"
"I put the shovel away." Foxy said out loud. No, I didn't. I actually still have the shovel. Heh, heh, heh. Foxy said inside his mind, knowing the voice would approve of it. The voice didn't respond, but Foxy could sense a faint sort of glee that was not his own in the distant corner of his mindscape.
"Do you notice how time never seems to move?" Puppet pointed out, staring at an hourglass sitting on the kitchen counter. The sand was all at the bottom.
"Yeah, it's almost like it's the same night over and over again." Foxy responded, gazing at the glittering sand. Puppet nodded approvingly. "Like, it's almost as if something keeps happening and it keeps resetting back to the same night at the beginning. At the same time." (A/N: It's not. This is just some...weird philosophy?)
There was silence again, as Foxy and Puppet continued to keep their eyes on the hourglass. Bon-Bon watched quietly, seeming to want to say something but deciding to stay quiet anyway.
"Can we, uh, throw Bonnie into the...thing?" Puppet asked in a hushed voice, pointing to the chute.
"No, we can't." Foxy said immediately, frowning at Puppet.
"I heard that." Bon-Bon commented, annoyed. "Speaking of, how about you go talk to your friend down there?"
"No." Puppet refused. "Like, I would, but he's not there. We've already talked to him- well, tried to talk to him."
"Then why don't you go find out for yourself?"
"Uh..." Puppet looked down at the chute, then back at Bon-Bon. "Maybe another day."
"Yeah, y'know, I'm getting bored of this." Foxy decided, heading for the door. "I'm gonna go check on Gregory. Make sure he's STILL in the room." They all left the kitchen and stopped in the middle of the main room. "Yeah, by the way, Puppet, Bon-Bon even put a little cage in there for that chicken. I didn't want him in there, personally, but now I can't do anything about it."
Puppet shrugged. "I think that's a good idea. Maybe now, he won't be able to invite more friends and destroy the pizzeria."
"Oh, that reminds me! Where's Francesca?"
Puppet looked surprised. "Wait, she's not with you?"
"No."
"How are you not able to take care of your own kids?"
"I dunno! She's likely a grown chicken by now. She has her own life! Maybe she's with Freddy." Foxy looked over at the closet. "Man, I hope they're not dating. A chicken and Freddy? Doesn't sound normal."
"That would be so weird."
"Yeah...but we shouldn't judge." Foxy and Bon-Bon went over to the cove and the trapdoor. "Well, anyhow. We're gonna go in the room, and I'm gonna try to boot up the computer. See you later."
"Seeya." Puppet said, waving to them. Bon-Bon punched Puppet's leg, glaring at him. "Ow!"
"Bon-Bon, come in here. Come on." Foxy told the hand-puppet sternly, gesturing him to follow.
"Fine, fine, fine." Bon-Bon muttered, following Foxy into the room. Puppet left, rubbing the spot where Bon-Bon had hit him. They closed the trapdoor behind them. Thankfully enough, Gregory was still in the room, inside his cage. "Hey there, Gregory. I brought you feathers." Bon-Bon began poking feathers through the cage bars.
"That is so creepy." Foxy pointed out disgustedly.
"He likes it."
"Uh...you're right. It looks like he does." Gregory was pecking at the feathers slowly, looking interested. Foxy watched the chicken for a second, then went over to his computer, ready to examine it. He would spend the rest of the night trying to unlock it if he had to...
Chapter 34: Reggie's Great Escape
Summary:
On a normal day, the recently-discovered gift makes an escape attempt.
Chapter Text
"Man, you know what I like?" Puppet said, grinning. "I like baking, I like cooking, but I like baking more than cooking, and I like putting stuff in the oven, like turkey, and cookies, and rats..."
"Wait, rat? We don't have rats." Foxy asked, confused.
Today Foxy was hanging out in the kitchen with Puppet and Bon-Bon, on another average day. They had been standing there quietly when Puppet had began with his speech of how much he liked cooking.
"And cookies..." Puppet went on, ignoring Foxy.
"Don't try to change the subject!" Foxy exclaimed. "You said rats! We don't HAVE rats!"
"We have one lovable, lovable rat."
"What are you talking about?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Yeah, where is it?" Foxy added, looking around the room. "I don't see a rat." Foxy noticed the garbage chute. "Is it down there?" Foxy opened the chute. "Garbage! Do you have rats down there?" Foxy waited, but was, as usual, met with silence. "Seriously, has he been? Garbage, don't make me come down there, mister! Ugh, looks like he's not there. I think he's been eating his food, though, so he might just be ignoring us." Foxy closed the chute and turned back towards the others. "So, what were we going on about, again?"
"A certain rat." Puppet said, eyeing Bon-Bon.
Foxy saw this, and immediately something clicked. Foxy had remembered Puppet calling Bon-Bon a rat in the past, so... "Are you talking about Bon-Bon? He's not a rat! I'm pretty sure he's a bunny."
Puppet seemed to be surprised, though Foxy saw a twitch of a smile on Puppet's face. "What? No! I would never."
"Bon-Bon, you're a bunny, right?"
"Yeah, I'm some sort of bunny." Bon-Bon replied, nodding.
"Well, isn't the bunny related to the rabbit, who's related to the hamster, who's related to the mouse, who's related to the rat?" Puppet suggested.
"Hold on, wait a minute!" Foxy cut in, his eyes looking over at something. A sign had been nailed to the wall right by where they were standing. It read: Freddy wuz here. "Freddy was here? Not again! Why does Freddy keep putting signs around here?! And wait, WUZ? That's not how you spell 'was'! Actually, Freddy doesn't know how to spell, does he?"
Puppet shrugged. "I'm not sure."
"To me, it seems like it." Bon-Bon commented.
Puppet frowned at the hand-puppet. "Hey, that's not nice. Maybe those words are his own language."
"Maybe." Foxy agreed. "Maybe 'wuz' means something else. Maybe it means: 'Freddy's kitchen here'. And even if it did, that still doesn't make sense. So confusing."
"Yeah." Puppet agreed.
Suddenly...
"REGGIE!" Ballora bellowed from somewhere else in the pizzeria, sounding upset.
"Uh oh." Foxy said, not liking what he was hearing. Ballora was a sight to behold when she was angry.
"Where is he?!" They heard Ballora shout off in another room.
"Ballora? Ballora, what's wrong?" Foxy called. The animatronics ran out of the room and into the main room, where Ballora was standing and completely alert, looking all over the area crazily.
"YOU guys!" Ballora shouted. "Alright, who was it? Who took...my REGGIE?!"
"What are you talking about?" Foxy asked, confused. "Reggie's still in the room over there!" He pointed down the hallway.
"And I think nobody knows about this." Bon-Bon chimed in.
"Was it you, Puppet?!" Ballora asked Puppet furiously, appearing not to have heard Foxy or Bon-Bon.
"No!" Puppet denied. "I don't even know what you're talking about."
"Sure you DON'T! I'm not stupid, I know you've always had a problem with me! You've never liked me! And now you're jealous because I have REGGIE!"
"But you're always yelling! Everybody in this place is always yelling!"
"NO, we're NOT!" Foxy exclaimed, shouting loudly. "We don't always YELL!"
"Yeah, I never yell!" Ballora agreed.
"You're yelling right now!" Puppet shot back.
"So are you!"
"Who cares?! We need to stop!"
"Enough about yelling! I guess you didn't take Reggie!" Ballora turned to Foxy. "You, then! Was it you, Foxy?"
"No, it wasn't me, either!" Foxy replied. "Bon-Bon, was it you?"
Bon-Bon had backed into a corner just by the crates. "Um, no!"
"You!" Ballora shouted. "It must have been you!"
"No, I have no clue!"
"Well, YOU'RE the only one sitting in a corner, all by yourself! Guilty as charged, I say!"
"Ballora, be nice!" Foxy warned.
"No! No, no, no!" Ballora bellowed. She rounded on Bon-Bon, approaching him firmly. "You stay still! I'm just gonna have to...grab this!" Foxy could not see what was happening, but he could hear large amounts of tugging and struggling. Bon-Bon was whining and whimpering.
"Woah, ah!" He screamed.
"Get him!" Puppet cheered, enthusiastic to see Bon-Bon get assaulted by Ballora.
"Unscrew this, and- wait, stop moving!" Ballora yelled. "Unscrew the other one, and...AH-HA! There we go!"
There was a loud YANK, and Ballora stepped away from Bon-Bon, with what looked like a purple bunny mask in her hand, with a pair of purple eyes connected to it.
Foxy's eyes landed on it. "Wait, a mask? You didn't-" Foxy's eyes switched to Bon-Bon, who he could now see, and Foxy screamed. Puppet broke out into jarring laughter.
Bon-Bon's entire suit face has been taken off save for his bottom jaw. Exposed endoskeleton mechanisms and dangling wires poked out of his now visible endoskeleton head. His eyeballs had been taken out with the mask, and now Bon-Bon's eyes had been reduced to glowing red dots.
"Um, guys, um..." Bon-Bon mumbled, looking horrified with himself.
"What happened?! Ballora, what did you do?!" Foxy exploded, freaked out.
"Nothing!" Ballora claimed, looking surprised.
"Um, I am okay?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy.
"You look just fine, trust me!" Foxy assured Bon-Bon unconvincingly, faking a grin. Foxy looked back at Ballora and whispered to her furiously. "Ballora, put his face back on! That looks so creepy!"
"But it looks so pretty." Ballora said, laughing mechanically.
"No he doesn't! Put his face back on, right now!"
"Fine." Ballora once again rounded on Bon-Bon. "Let me put this back on for you. Just-stay-still! My goodness! And, screw that there, and that there- okay, there we go!"
Ballora stepped away, and Foxy looked back at Bon-Bon. His face had been screwed back on, and he looked as he always did.
"Am I okay now?" Bon-Bon inquired them shakily.
"You're just fine." Foxy assured Bon-Bon, smiling. "And this time, I'm positive."
"Aw, boo!" Puppet heckled, unhappy with this. "Lame!"
"Phew." Bon-Bon sighed, finally relaxing.
"But seriously, Reggie's still over here. I'm sure of it." Foxy told Ballora, leading her and the others over to the hallway. "Let's take a look. I'm sure you didn't search hard enough. Reggie likes to hide in that room, and I don't know how he does it, but he's really good at it-" Foxy came to an abrupt halt by the two doors leading into the room, which were wide open. "-huh? The door's...open? Ballora, I thought you had seen whatever you say through the window looking into the room in the other hall!"
"No, I'm not as lazy as that!" Ballora griped. "Look, just go in there and see it!"
Foxy entered the room and gasped. The present that had formerly contained Reggie had been destroyed, reduced to shreds. The box had been torn open from multiple sides, with pieces of the box littering the floor.
"The box is broken!" He pointed out.
"See? I was right!"
"What happened?"
"Well, I was coming to talk to my dreamy Reggie, and then I saw THIS! The box is destroyed!"
"Yeesh, then we've got to find him. Let's start with the top of the present." Foxy climbed the nearby ladder and looked at the top of the present. "Nope, I can say for sure that he is not up there." He climbed back down.
"Maybe he went to go watch a movie in the tv room." Puppet suggested. "Let's go check there."
"Yeah, good idea! He may have went to watch a movie." Foxy agreed. "He is human, he can open doors."
They left the present room and went to the tv room, which was right next to the present room. Foxy opened the door and stepped inside, looking around the room, but Reggie was nowhere inside.
"Well, he's not sitting on any of the chairs." Foxy acknowledged. Foxy got on his knees and looked underneath the seats. "And he's not hiding underneath the chairs, either."
"You'd better find my Reggie." Ballora told them sternly. Foxy nodded, knowing that Ballora would be extremely hard-pressed about her recently-claimed pet.
"Maybe he's in the karaoke room, doing some karaoke-" Foxy left the room and peeked into the karaoke room, which was right across from the tv room, but also found it empty. "-nope, he's not in here, either." Foxy closed the door and left the room behind, and went back over to everybody else, who were standing in the hall.
Ballora was coming completely undone about the situation, putting her hands to the sides of her head and whining loudly. "Reggie! Oh, where is my REGGIE?"
"Oh, I know where he might be!" Foxy exclaimed. "The one room you can't go into: the boys' bathroom! He must've had to pee! That makes a lot of sense."
"What? No! Reggie wouldn't go in there."
Foxy ignored her, leading the way down into the big hallway, where he charged into the boys' bathroom and quickly looked around inside of it.
"Okay, so he's not anywhere in here." Foxy opened the stall and looked down into the toilet, checking for any human remains, but found none. "Okay, so he's not stuffed inside the toilet, which means Freddy didn't get to him yet-" Foxy gasped, then charged back out into the hallway and over to the others. "Wait, guys. Freddy might have got to him."
"What do you mean?!" Ballora asked quickly, looking even more worried than before.
"Well, remember how Freddy likes to stuff security guard bodies down the toilet when he finishes with them?"
"Yeah, it's his weird thing." Puppet added. "We don't talk about it."
"No, it couldn't be!" Ballora replied, frowning. "Freddy wouldn't touch my Reggie!"
"Oh, wait! Maybe he's in my water ride!" Foxy called out, and they ran into the nearby auditorium. Foxy went inside the water ride area, climbing down the ladder and beginning to search the water for any sign of Reggie. "Y'know, cause it's awesome! But he might've had an accident in here and drowned. We don't know if he can swim or not." Foxy kept looking, but found no bodies floating in the water. He climbed back up the ladder and went back over to his friends. "Okay, we wasn't in there."
"I didn't think so." Puppet commented. "The water's not deep enough."
"Well, he still could've drowned."
"Reggie's an Olympic swimmer!" Ballora claimed wildly. "I bet he could swim forever!"
Foxy shrugged and looked over towards the vent cover inside the room. "Okay, so he's definitely not in Baby's room. If he been, we'd have already heard him screaming."
"Probably." Ballora admit.
Foxy's eyes fell on Puppet's box next. "Puppet, did you kidnap him? Is he down in your box?"
"No, he's not." Puppet replied, shaking his head.
Foxy approached the box. "Well, I'd better make sure. REGGIE!"
"REGGIE!" Ballora mimicked desperately. They waited for a moment, but were met with no reply.
"Okay, I don't think he's down there, either." Foxy said. "Let's look in your room, Ballora."
They walked back down the hallway. As they did Ballora sighed deeply.
"Oh, I can only IMAGINE what could be happening to him right now!" She squealed. "He's probably all alone in the dark, crying!"
"Or...he escaped." Foxy suggested simply.
"No, he wouldn't leave me!"
"Well, people keep making it into this place, remember? I don't know how they do it, but they do it!"
Foxy's mind briefly flickered with thoughts of the people he had seen come into the pizzeria, with the two robbers and the salesman immediately coming to mind, but shook it off, trying to stay focused on what was currently happening.
"Oh, maybe he's in this birthday room!" Foxy said, his eyes looking at the doors to one of the party rooms as he passed by it.
"Maybe he's got a sur-present for me!" Ballora added hopefully. Foxy opened the door and peeked into the room, but Reggie wasn't in there either. Ballora let out a sigh of sadness.
"Wait, a sur-present? What's that?"
"A surprise present. I was just too lazy to say two words, so I made up a new word."
"Okay..." Foxy looked through the windows of the other party rooms in the hallway, but found nobody inside. "So he's not in those rooms. Then he might be in your room, Ballora!" Foxy and co. entered the room and began to look around.
Ballora perked up. "Maybe he came to drink my potty tea!"
But Reggie was not found sitting inside the room.
"Not here, not here, not here..." Foxy muttered as he checked every inch of the room. Then Foxy eyed the vents, and his eyes widened. "Wait a minute, he might be in the vents!" Foxy went into the backstage room, ready to charge into the vent, but stopped, noticing something. Three chests filled with toys had been moved into the room, and they all sat against one of the walls. "Wait, toy chests?"
"Oh, do you think he might be in there?" Ballora asked frantically as she came into the room, Puppet and Bon-Bon quietly following behind.
"No, I highly doubt that he's hiding in those. That's a good hiding place, but I don't think he'd be in them." Foxy turned his attention away from the toy chests and ran into the opened vent, climbing up the ladder. The others followed behind. "Reggie! You up here?"
"He wouldn't be up here!" Ballora whined. Then she paused, and sniffed the air. Her mouth curled into an excited smile. "Wait, I can smell his shampoo!"
"How do you know what his shampoo smells like?" Puppet asked confusedly. Ballora ignored him.
Foxy and the others ran down the vent corridor and then started down the next ladder.
"Reggie!" Foxy called as they went.
"Uh, hello?" Reggie's voice called back from the bottom of the ladder. "Is someone there?"
"Yay, we found him! Stay there, Reggie, we're coming!"
Foxy came to the bottom of the ladder and into the dim room. Reggie was looking around slowly, then turned and saw the animatronics.
"Reggie, my boy!" Foxy greeted.
"Oh, uh, it's you guys again!" Reggie stuttered, surprised. "Uh, hello. I can explain."
"What are you doing down here?" Puppet inquired.
"Uh, I wasn't trying to escape, if that's what you're thinking! I wouldn't leave my, uh, beloved Ballora. I was there in the present, and I just decided to go peeking around. Just seeing what this place has to offer. Trying to find some tea, really."
"Why didn't you wait for one of us to, like, escort you?"
"Um, well, y'know, I-I really like this place, and I just couldn't contain my excitement anymore. So I busted out of the gift wrapping. Y'know, whoever did that, I must say, that was pretty good gift wrapping."
"You can thank Baby for that one." Foxy said, nodding.
"Oh, well, uh, send my regards. And, uh, I... just got bored in there. There was really nothing to do."
"Why didn't you just call out for Ballora?" Puppet responded interestedly.
"Well, see, she was busy dancing, and I didn't want to disturb her. I didn't want to disturb m-my lovely Ballora."
"Oh, Reggie!" Ballora sighed happily, joyful to hear this. "You're so adorable-"
"Hey, wait, one second!" Foxy interrupted. He put his mouth up to Reggie's ear. "You were actually trying to escape, weren't you?"
"Uh, of course not!" Reggie whispered back, looking nervous. "I wouldn't dothat."
"And you realized that the front door was locked?"
"Uh..." Reggie swallowed audibly, looking even more nervous. "O-of course I wouldn't know that. I didn't try the front door."
Foxy looked down at Reggie's hands; they were covered in dirt. His eyes swiveled over to the patches of dirt on the floor of the room; on one of them was now a slightly deep hole, with some of the loose concrete beside it having been pushed back. Then he looked back at Reggie.
"I know the truth!" Foxy exclaimed. "You wanted to try and get out of here, so you came across this room and found dirt, so you tried digging! That's why there's dirt on your hands!" Foxy fist-pumped. "Yes! Another case solved by Detective Foxy!"
"What? No!" Reggie denied hastily. "That's a lie; I would not use my bare hands to dig. What do I look like, an animal?"
"Oh, so you FELL, and that's why your hands are dirty."
"E-exactly! I fell down that hole over there."
"Then what's with the concrete surrounding the hole?" Puppet continued.
"Well, concrete has dirt and dust! When I fell down, the concrete shifted, and then it was really dusty. But I cleaned it up, so it's g-good."
"Hey, Puppet, can I talk to you for a second?" Foxy asked Puppet.
"Fine." Puppet replied, and they went over to an area of the room, far enough away where Ballora couldn't hear them. She was distracted at the moment; she was too busy squealing over Reggie at the moment to pay them any attention.
"Hey, let me join in." Bon-Bon cut in, running over to them.
"Yeah, so, um..." Foxy began. "How to put this...I think we should eat Reggie. You know, get rid of him. He just seems to want to escape, like all of the other security guards, so I think it's time we took out the trash."
"I was about to say the same thing." Bon-Bon agreed. He looked over at Reggie. "He looks pretty delicious." Bon-Bon headed away from them to examine Reggie.
"But I'm human intolerant." Puppet replied, shaking his head.
"Let's eat him anyway-" Foxy said.
"What did you say?" Somebody asked. Foxy whipped around and saw Ballora standing there, a sour expression on her face. "What was that about...my Reggie?"
"We have to get rid of him!"
"No, we don't!"
"He tried to ESCAPE!"
"No, he didn't! He said he was just trying to find some tea. He must have been thirsty!"
"You're star-struck, Ballora. You won't believe anything as long as it means you can keep Reggie! You're just sticking up for him because you find him handsome and want to keep him!"
"Of course I want to keep him! He's a great slave!"
"You know what, actually? I need to talk to Puppet in private. Go away, Ballora."
"What? Ugh, fine. You guys are...poopoo faces." Ballora turned away, heading over to Reggie to talk to him.
"We should just give her Reggie." Foxy concluded, nodding. "That'll be the worst torture over. He'll be so scared, he'll never want to leave again." Foxy looked and saw that Reggie was looking at them. "Reggie, don't look over here!"
"Oh, I'm not looking over there!" Reggie shouted, turning his head away immediately. "Just, y'know, gazing at the paintings! The invisible...ones...on the walls..."
"Reggie's rude." Puppet said to Foxy, shaking his head.
"Yeah, which is why I think we should go with my idea." Foxy replied. "We should just give him to her officially this time. Make him stay in Ballora's room with Ballora herself. He'll eventually go crazy, and probably...y'know...give up."
"Maybe we should do that thing to him."
"What thing are you guys talking about?" Reggie asked, looking back at them.
"Nothing, nothing!" Foxy shouted back, waving him off. Then Foxy turned back to Puppet. "But we don't have one, though! We need to get one first."
"Hmm." Puppet muttered, looking off thoughtfully.
"What are you guys talking about over there?" Ballora called. "Reggie seems very interested."
"It's nothing, just give us a sec!" Foxy called back absentmindedly. "So, if we do what you're suggesting, we can make a slight accident happen, and then BOING! Crunch."
"Yeah." Puppet said, nodding acceptingly. "We'll leave that for another day, though."
"Yeah, yeah." Foxy stared at Reggie, who was currently in conversation with Ballora. "Look at her! She's like, so into him."
"Hey, stop it!" Ballora yelled, having heard Foxy. "Leave me alone! You guys are just jealous! Right, Reggie?" Reggie nodded slowly.
Foxy shrugged and walked over to where Ballora was. "Okay, we think that he should stay in your room."
Ballora smiled excitedly. "Really?! He can stay with me?"
"Yeah."
"Forever?!"
Foxy eyed Reggie, who was looking at Foxy pleadingly. "Don't look at me like that." Foxy said, then looked at Ballora. "Yeah, sure."
"Until the milk expires." Puppet added.
"Like, tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that?!" Ballora went on, becoming even more excited the more they went on with the subject.
"Sure, sure, yeah." Foxy accepted, nodding quickly.
Ballora gasped, then looked to Reggie. "Yay, Reggie! You're gonna stay with me! We can have tea parties and dance parties and ANYTHING! We're gonna have so much FUN!"
Reggie seemed unsure of what to say for a moment, then spoke up. "Um, that sounds quite lovely, darling. So, where would I sleep, exactly?"
"There's plenty of chairs in her room." Foxy suggested. "Oh, and there's a couch up there! You could sleep on the couch, too."
"Yes, there is a couch!" Ballora cheered. "And I'll give you pink blankets and a pink pillow so you can sleep nice and snug!"
"Um, well, I guess that sounds quite d-dandy." Reggie replied, grinning.
"And chicken!" Foxy added suddenly.
"Chicken?" Reggie looked put off. "Why chicken?"
"Uh, Freddy has a surplus of chicken. Don't ask why, we don't know how he keeps getting it ourselves. But, somehow, he keeps getting chicken. It's the one food source we have that we're guaranteed not to run out of."
"Do we have any fish and chips? Any biscuits?"
"If we find some, then you can have it. For now."
"Oh, well, that'd be lovely if Ballora could find some for me. Or you." Reggie looked at Bon-Bon. "That rat thing could find some for me. Or hamster. To be honest, I don't know what that is."
Bon-Bon looked murderous. "Foxy, are you sure we can't eat him?"
"I'm positive." Foxy replied, feeling Ballora's (closed) eyes on the back of his head.
"You're not gonna touch my Reggie!" Ballora declared sternly. "Nobody can! Nobody but me."
"Yeesh, okay! Puppet, let's be careful. Remember, she ripped off Bon-Bon's face. Remember that."
"Yeah." Puppet agreed cautiously. "I'll do that."
Foxy looked around at the room and noticed something: claw marks were adorned on the wall nearest to the patches of dirt.
OKAY, time to get out ofhere. He thought.
"Okay, so I guess it's time to go back upstairs!" Foxy called out. "Come on, everybody." Foxy headed for the ladder.
"And Reggie can come with us?" Ballora inquired.
"Yes."
"Yay! Come with me, Reggie!"
"Um, o-okay." Reggie responded. "I'll come with you guys, then."
"Yep!" Foxy said.
Foxy and co. walked through the vents.
"This is the ventilation system." Foxy informed Reggie as they went. "Just watch out and don't go into that area again. We don't know why there's claw marks down there, so we don't want you to get hurt."
As Foxy and co. exited the vents and walked into the back room, Reggie ran by them extremely quickly and stopped just by the door, waiting for the others to come.
"Oh, woah!" Foxy exclaimed, surprised by Reggie's speed. "How'd you do that?"
"Um, I'm quite fast, you know." Reggie explained. "I trained myself to be the fastest man in the world back home, and I made some progress. I'm sort of fast, but not really fast."
They left the backroom behind, entering Ballora's room once more. Foxy sighed, already enjoying the bright lights of the area more than the darkness and dankness of the other room.
"They should change your name to Reggie Bolt." Puppet voiced, grinning.
"Ah, I like that! That's awesome!" Foxy laughed approvingly.
"Reggie Bolt?" Reggie repeated. "That's a good one, uh...what's your name, actually?"
"My name is Puppet." Puppet answered.
"Like, Poppet, or Puppet?"
"Like how I said it the first time." Puppet replied icily.
"Oh, alright. So it's Puppet. That's a lovely name. And what about you, tiny rat?" Reggie looked at Bon-Bon.
"I'm a bunny." Bon-Bon said, offended. "And my name is Bon-Bon, the great."
"Bon-Bon The Great? Y-you know what, I'll just call you Bon-Bon. Is that alright?"
"No, it's Bon-Bon THE GREAT!"
"You can just call him Bon-Bon." Foxy told Reggie, cutting in to the conversation.
"You could just call him rat." Puppet added.
"No, it's Bon-Bon The Great!" Bon-Bon shouted, but this sentence fell on deaf ears.
"And my name is Foxy the PIRATE!" Foxy greeted jovially.
"Oh, I remember you!" Reggie replied. "And you're a pirate. I love pirates."
"Awesome."
"Yeah, you guys go 'arrgh' and whatnot."
Foxy frowned. "I find that offensive."
Reggie looked surprised. "W-w-well, don't pirates do that?"
"ARRGH! No we don't- wait. I just did that. Uh, ignore what I said!"
"What- um- okay, um, well, you all are a very interesting group of people. Do you guys work here or...well, what do you do?"
"Um, well..." Foxy started, then looked to the others; Puppet and Bon-Bon exchanged looks, then nodded, but Ballora looked confused. Foxy knew that they were animatronics, and that somehow Reggie had not realized that yet, so it would be best for them to pretend to work at the pizzeria. "...yeah, we work here." Foxy went over to Ballora. "We can't tell him yet. If we do, we might scare him. And if he gets scared, he might not want to be your friend anymore."
"But..." Ballora sputtered, but then groaned. "Ugh, fine. I won't tell him."
"So yes, we work here!" Foxy called out, turning back to Reggie.
"Quite an interesting job that you guys do." Reggie commented. "I'm glad to be here. Thank you for bringing me along for the ride, I guess. But why do you not ever take off those costumes?"
"We're super in-character." Foxy lied. "If we break character, we get in trouble. That's what it is."
"So is that little guy, Bon-Bon, a midget in a costume?"
"Woah, woah, don't say that! He gets offended." Foxy quickly peeked and saw that Bon-Bon looked furious, sure enough. "Bon-Bon, don't get mad."
"Well, it's pretty obvious, you know. A costume that small can't possibly be worn by someone of normal size."
"Are you sure I can't eat him?" Bon-Bon whispered to Foxy once more.
"I. Am. Positive." Foxy insisted. "Do not eat him."
"I'm willing to lose my face for this."
"DON'T!" Foxy looked back at Reggie. "Eventually, we'll get you your own mascot outfit. We haven't found one yet, but if we do, it's yours."
"Oh, well, that's lovely." Reggie commended Foxy, grinning. "Thank you. You're all the best, you know? I'd say you're now all really good mates of mine."
"Do you guys need a room constructed for him?" Puppet asked the others, looking interested all of the sudden.
"That's fine. My room is his room." Ballora replied. "Or...how do they say it? 'Casa me casa'?"
"'Mi casa es su casa'." Foxy corrected her.
"I don't know, but he can stay with me." Ballora stared dreamily at Reggie as she said this.
"Yeah, and he can sleep right here on the couch." Foxy went over to the couch on the left side of the room.
"Yes, you can come sleep over here, Reggie!" Ballora led Reggie by the hand over to the couch. "This couch is really comfortable."
"Um, yes. They do look quite lovely." Reggie stuttered. "I'm glad I can, you know, sleep here now. Thank you. You all are really great. I couldn't have gotten to this point without you."
"Yep, we are!" Foxy agreed. Foxy headed over to the door. "And now, we'll leave you and Ballora to- well, I have no idea what Ballora plans to do with you, but if we hear screaming, we won't come. Don't worry."
"U-uh, screaming? Why would I-"
"Don't worry about it! Come on, Bon-Bon. Come on, Puppet."
Puppet and Bon-Bon trooped out of the room.
"Um, well, okay." Reggie agreed. "I'll stay here with Ballora, then. Cheerio."
Ballora did not say goodbye, but only continued to stare at Reggie with that same dreamy look on their face. Foxy waved goodbye and closed the door, then followed the others down the hallways towards the main room.
"I feel so bad for him." Foxy began as soon as they had went a good distance away from the door. "He has no idea what's in store for him."
"Nope." Puppet added simply.
"Man, I hope he'll enjoy being an animatronic. That is, if we can find a suit for him."
"Um, so." Foxy said as they entered the main room. Foxy and Bon-Bon had already said goodbye to Puppet, who had went off in the direction of the auditorium so as to return to his box. "I guess we can call it a night. Come on, Bon-Bon, let's go down in my room and see Gregory."
"Yeah!" Bon-Bon cheered happily, loving the opportunity to see his favorite chicken again.
They headed into Foxy's room. Foxy went down the trapdoor, but Bon-Bon once again got stuck while trying to go through.
"Again?" Foxy groaned.
"I always have trouble with these." Bon-Bon informed Foxy, annoyed at his predicament.
"Come on, already."
"Sorry, it's just...something I have a problem with."
"Ugh, really? So you're really bad at getting down trapdoors. What a great partner."
Bon-Bon finally squeezed through the trapdoor, and he and Foxy entered their room, where Gregory bawked at them as soon as they entered. They kneeled by the cage, watching Gregory walk around in it.
"Eventually, Gregory won't be here anymore." Foxy informed Bon-Bon strictly. "He's gonna go back with Freddy."
"What are you talking about? He's always gonna be here with us."
"Ugh, nevermind..." Foxy sighed, tired of trying to convince Bon-Bon. He stood up and went back over to his computer, ready to spend another night fiddling with it...
Chapter 35: Bon-Bon VS. Puppet, Round 2
Summary:
After a mishap with an energy drink, Foxy makes the two puppets face each other in a rather unorthodox way.
Chapter Text
"Wow, this painting is so weird." Foxy commented. "It speaks to me, though. Screaming, terror. Just like when a security guard runs away from me. Ah, memories.
Foxy was staring up at one of the paintings that Puppet had put up when he had re-decorated the room. It was The Scream by Edvard Munch that was hanging there. Foxy found the painting enlightening, even despite the fact that Puppet had changed Foxy's room in a way that Foxy himself didn't like all that much.
Foxy turned and saw the other two paintings, the ones of the fireplace in the workshop and the storm over the sea at night, on the wall opposite of the one The Scream had been placed on.
"Man, why are there paintings in here? I should not have let Puppet decorate my room. Then again, I had no choice."
Foxy entered the main room and was surprised: Bon-Bon was not inside the room. Bon-Bon had left Foxy's room earlier, saying that he was going to be relaxing in the main room, but Foxy couldn't see him anywhere. Foxy had heard something that sounded like an explosion earlier, but he was sure it was nothing.
Wait, Bon-Bon's not here! He thought. Uh, that can't begood. Eh, whatever. Foxy decided to let it go. Surely Bon-Bon wouldn't be getting up to anything bad; Foxy was sure of that. Foxy walked over to the kitchen door to go inside and see if Garbage was back; he had been checking every night and had so far gotten no response, but Foxy was sure that the guard would resurface at some point.
Or maybe he was dead.
Whatever the case, Foxy wanted to check anyway.
Maybe he's with Puppet in here. Maybe they're finally getting along.
But when Foxy entered the room, neither Bon-Bon nor Puppet were inside. Foxy shrugged and pushed the factor out of his mind, walking over to the chute. He pulled open the trapdoor and peered inside.
"Garbage!" Foxy called, and waited. As usual, it was silent. Foxy sighed. Not today, either. Maybe he really is dead.
It was when Foxy had closed the chute and left the kitchen behind, heading back into the main room, when he heard someone panting quickly.
Huh? What's that noise?
Foxy looked down the hall and saw Bon-Bon sprinting into the room, holding something in his arms.
"Oh, there you are, Bon-Bon!" Foxy greeted cheerily.
Bon-Bon didn't seem to hear Foxy, but instead looked back down the hall. "I don't think he's following me..."
"Who's following you?"
"AH!" Bon-Bon whipped around and saw Foxy there. "Oh, Foxy. Good timing!" Bon-Bon zipped behind Foxy's legs. "Hide me."
"Um, why do I have to hide you?" Foxy asked, becoming suspicious. If Bon-Bon was wanting to hide from something, it couldn't mean anything good.
"Uh-"
"Come back here!" Somebody shouted, and Foxy turned and saw Puppet sprinting into the room as well.
"No!" Bon-Bon yelped, running away and hiding behind the pillar in the center of the room.
"What did you do this time, Bon-Bon?!" Foxy exclaimed, upset. He had hoped the Puppets would stop fighting; they had had many arguments about it, had hosted a competition to prove who was better, and Foxy had done everything he could to stop it, but after all of it, they were still trading punches with each other.
"Hey, where'd he go?" Puppet said, looking around sharply.
"Puppet, what did he do?"
"Where'd he go?" Puppet repeated, ignoring Foxy.
"What'd he do, though?!"
"He stole something precious from me!"
"What'd he steal?" Foxy called, but Puppet had already ran into Foxy's room to check for Bon-Bon and was out-of-sight. Foxy sighed and went over to Bon-Bon, who shrieked and ran away again, hiding under one of the tables this time. "Bon-Bon, come here!"
Foxy ran over to Bon-Bon, who came out from under the table. "Here, take this!" He threw something into Foxy's arms.
"What is this?" Foxy wondered, holding up the item. It was a thin, clear plastic bottle with a purple label on it that read: Freddy's Energy! Guaranteed to give you a boost, or your chicken back! Freddy himself was pictured on the label, holding a bucket of chicken and goofily smiling. "'Freddy's Energy'?"
Bon-Bon quickly ran away and went down the hall and out-of-sight, yelling: "You'll never take me alive!"
"Give that back to me!" Puppet shouted, preparing to give chase, but Foxy caught him by the arm.
"Wait, is this what he stole from you?" Foxy asked Puppet, holding up the energy drink.
"Wait, what?" Puppet turned and saw the drink, and his eyes widened. "Give it back! Give it back!" Puppet began reaching for the bottle, but Foxy held it out of reach. Bon-Bon ran back into the room, but stayed a few steps away.
"Puppet, no! Energy drinks are not good for you! I don't even know what they do to animatronics!"
"I NEED this energy; I'm not a morning person! Give it to me!"
"It's night time!"
"Just give it!"
"You know what? I'm not giving it back." Foxy slipped the bottle into his pocket. Foxy knew there were more pressing matters at hand, and he was ready to take action. "You guys keep fighting, constantly! We did a competition to see who was the best, and it was even. You're both puppets, you're both a part of the family, and neither of you are leaving. Get used to that."
"I know, but I'm better!" Puppet yelled. "Give me back my energy drink!"
"No, I'm not giving it to you! It's not healthy. Where'd you get this, anyhow?"
Puppet ignored Foxy. "Well, he went in my box again!" Puppet pointed at Bon-Bon.
"Yeah, and you didn't lock it, so it's not his fault."
"I mean, the refrigerator was unlocked, but let's skip that part." Bon-Bon mentioned quickly.
"Wait, wait, hold on! You broke into his fridge?"
"Uh, I wouldn't say 'broke into', necessarily."
"He exploded it!" Puppet said loudly. "He exploded it, and it's gone!"
"So THAT'S what that noise was?!"
"Yes!"
"BON-BON!" Foxy growled.
"U-uh, um..." Bon-Bon stuttered nervously. "Uh, he was h-hiding it from me!"
"Where'd you get the explosives from, ANYHOW?!"
"Uh, I h-had help from...people."
"People?"
"He's friends with the rats and the chickens!" Puppet assumed instantly.
"There's no rats, though."
"No, there's a bunch of rats. There's even one that speaks. It's purple."
"Bon-Bon is NOT a rat! Technically, he's a bunny. I think. Are you, Bon-Bon?"
"Yeah, I'm a bunny." Bon-Bon confirmed, nodding.
Puppet glared at Bon-Bon in an annoyed manner but explored the subject no further. "Anyway, give me back my drink!"
"No."
"What do you mean, NO?"
"He has it." Foxy gestured towards Bon-Bon, who was now backing off down the hallway again.
Puppet looked surprised. "What? How'd he get it back?"
"I don't have it!" Bon-Bon squeaked.
"Don't lie, I know you have it! Give it back!" Puppet began chasing Bon-Bon down the hall again.
With them a good distance away, Foxy pulled out the energy drink and examined it again. "Hmm, I've always wondered what this tastes like." Foxy unscrewed the cap and took a sip. "WOAH!"
Foxy could immediately feel the drink taking effect: his systems were working in overdrive, his mind seemed to be going a million miles per hour, the amount of energy he had in him was skyrocketing faster than he could blink. Wild colors were shooting past his eyes, magical animals were dancing in front of his face, the sounds of car engines roaring in his ears. Foxy quickly screwed back on the cap and pocketed the drink.
"I JUST TOOK A DRINK! THIS IS CRAZY!" Foxy screamed, and he ran down the smaller hall at lightning speed, zooming past Puppet and Bon-Bon, who stopped fighting and immediately took notice of Foxy, who had entered the bigger hallway and was running around in it. "OH GEEZ! WOAH! AAAH!"
"No, I was saving that!" Puppet exclaimed, and began to chase after Foxy while Bon-Bon roared with laughter.
"WOAH! GAH! THIS IS CRAZY! HOLY MOLY!" Foxy stood still and hyperventilated, then kept running and went back down the smaller hall as he did so, then ran around in the main room as Puppet and Bon-Bon struggled to keep up. "I CAN SEE THE COLORS! GUYS! I KNOW HOW TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S THE BEST PUPPET! HOLD ON! LET ME SIT DOWN!" Foxy sat down on a stool at one of the tables in the room, trying to relax, but he kept being pepped up.
"That's not necessary!" Puppet claimed. "We already know that I am!"
"OKAY, I CAN'T SIT DOWN ANYMORE!" Foxy sprang up and jumped up onto the nearby crates in the room. "OKAY, WAIT, HOLD ON! I CAN THINK BETTER WHEN I BOUNCE!" Foxy jumped off of the boxes and ran into the nearby bouncy house and began bouncing. "Okay, I know exactly what to do! Okay, I'm gonna stop doing this now!" Foxy ran back out of the bouncy house and stopped just by the others. "I know what to do for the puppet-off to find out who's the best puppet!"
Foxy had finally relaxed; the bouncing had helped the excess energy disappear, although he was still quite jazzed and energetic. But the energy had helped, and now he had the perfect idea for what Bon-Bon and Puppet could do, one that he felt was quite the unique idea.
"And I need a new energy drink!" Puppet added. "You drank it all."
"No, I still have some left." Foxy took the bottle out of his pocket and shook it a little, then put it back. "It's almost full. Anyways, what we're gonna do is...actually, let me show you! Follow me!" Foxy ran down the hallway, the others running after him.
"So you just took a SIP?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy as he and Puppet struggled to keep up with the fox himself, who was running quite faster than they were.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! And that was all!" Foxy yelled back, grinning wildly. "But there's no time to talk about that! Follow me!"
"Wow, that drink must have had a lot of caffeine..." Bon-Bon groaned.
"Ah, here we go!" Foxy said, running into the auditorium and up to the place he had thought of: his water ride. It looked the same as it always did, with the small exception of the ladders Foxy had spent some time hammering onto both ends of the platform in the center of the ride, which, like the walls of the ride, was red at the top half and blue at the bottom half. "Foxy's Wild Ride! This is how we're gonna figure it out!"
"Uh...explain?" Bon-Bon asked, eyeing the ride.
"Don't look at me like that. I swear, this is how we can decide!"
Puppet stared at Foxy, confused. "By playing in...boats?"
"No, no! We're gonna WRESTLE! Well, you guys are gonna wrestle. And I'm gonna watch!" When they continued to stare at him confusedly, Foxy went on. "See that big platform in the center? I installed a ladder so we can get up there! And you guys are gonna do just that! Then you can wrestle and PROVE who's the best puppet of them all!"
Bon-Bon seemed to like to hear this. "Yeah, let's do this!"
"Ah, yeah?! Good to see you're excited!"
"Wait, but I didn't agree to this!" Puppet sputtered in protest.
"Oh, don't worry, Puppet. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Anyway, to begin, you two need to create WRESTLING NAMES! Cool ones, like 'El Foxadore' or something! Puppet, what's yours gonna be?"
"Uh, I guess- Puppet, the...cool?"
"That works! Okay, and Bon-Bon, uh, do you have a name?!"
"Oh, yeah! I'm Bon-Bon THE DESTROYER." Bon-Bon giggled. "Ha, I used my voice box to make my voice sound creepy! Cool, right? Anyway, that's my name."
"Uh...okay, then. Now, you guys are gonna wear COSTUMES! Awesome costumes!"
"No!" Puppet cried. "I won't! I don't even wanna be here!"
"Costumes? Yes, I knew this moment was gonna come!" Bon-Bon cheered, then, in a flash, put on a purple-black wrestling mask with holes cut out on the top for his ears.
"Woah, you have a wrestling mask?" Foxy replied.
"Uh-huh!"
"Wait a minute! You guys must have rigged this!" Puppet claimed.
"Nope, didn't rig this." Foxy said. "Anyways, go in there and start WRESTLING! YEAH!"
Puppet sighed. "Let's just get this over with..." He climbed down the first ladder and waded through the water, then climbed up the second one and got on top of the platform. Bon-Bon did so, too.
"Alright, now that you've done that, I'll be the announcer! Let me come over there real quick!" Foxy went in and got onto the platform too, and he stood in the middle, pushing the others gently onto either side of the center platform. "Okay, now I need to sound right for this!"
Foxy opened the voice box panel on his arm and adjusted the dial, the closed it and turned back to the others.
"Okay, guys! It's time for the match!" Foxy's voice now sounded as if it was speaking through a microphone. "Here are our TWO challengers! In the red corner, Puppet the COOL! And in the OTHER red corner, we have Bon-Bon the DESTROOOOOOOOOYER! And today, we're gonna see who the BEST PUPPET IS! So, get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Foxy opened the panel again and adjusted his voice back to normal, then closed it and retreated back down and up the two ladders to the outside of the ride. "There you go! Do it now!"
"Yeah! Let me hear those cheers! YEAH!" Bon-Bon whooped, raising his arms.
Puppet looked around slowly. "No one's here."
"Let's fight! Raaa!" Bon-Bon cried, and he leapt into action.
"Give me back my drink!" Puppet retaliated, doing the same.
Both puppets began fighting, but were so far dodging each other's blows as they kept trying to knock each other off. Bon-Bon's small size made it easy for him to dodge any attacks, and he was speedy as well. Though Puppet's fighting skills (and overall skills) were average at best and terrible at worst, he managed to prove himself well, keeping up with Bon-Bon and dodging most attacks that came his way.
Then Puppet aimed his right arm correctly and punched for Bon-Bon's chest. The hand-puppet leapt back to avoid it...and fell off the side of the platform and into the water.
"Alright, that's one point for Puppet! Well, technically, you fell on your own, but Puppet still gets that!" Foxy informed them. "Get back in the ring, Bon-Bon!" Bon-Bon swam angrily through the water and climbed back up the ladder, where he repositioned himself on the platform, opposite of Puppet. "There you go. Three, two, one, GO!"
The two puppets began squabbling again, pushing and punching and aiming blows wherever they could, but both were still hanging on and staying on the platform. Then, Bon-Bon's eyes shined with realization, and the hand-puppet struck. Bon-Bon leapt forward and uppercut Puppet with his right arm, then his left came forward and sent the marionette flying down into the water.
"No!" Puppet shouted as he fell in.
"Ah-ha! That's one point for Bon-Bon!" Foxy shouted out.
"Yeah!" Bon-Bon cheered, jumping into the water in celebration.
"Both of you are taking the walk of shame. Anyways, get back up there." Both puppets climbed the ladder and got into position once more. "Alright, this is going well! If this is a success, we can do more of this! We can have more matches! Ballora against Baby, and Freddy against me! Which I'd win, by the way, because I'm awesome. Anyhow, keep going!"
Bon-Bon raised his fists readily, but Puppet did not.
"I've had ENOUGH of this." He shouted out irritably. He looked to Foxy. "Give me back my drink!"
"No. Keep going." Foxy responded, shaking his head.
Puppet groaned, then turned to Bon-Bon, and they both began to fight. But this round was short-lived, as Puppet quickly knocked Bon-Bon down into the water.
"Oh, that's a victory for Puppet! Now it's two to one!" Foxy commentated. "Come on, Bon-Bon, get back up there!"
"I'm coming!" Bon-Bon said, climbing back up the ladder and onto the platform again. He looked annoyed, but his will to fight had not faded even slightly. "Let's do this."
"Get him!" Foxy cheered as the two puppets brawled for the fourth time, both attacking and avoiding attacks. "Oh, who's gonna win this one?"
However, Puppet seemed to be winning this time; as more and more of his hits struck true, Bon-Bon was being pushed further and further back to the edge of the platform. Then, finally, Puppet dealt one last blow, sending Bon-Bon back down into the water.
"Oooooh!" Foxy gasped. "Once again, Puppet is victorious! It's three to one!"
"This isn't fair." Bon-Bon grumbled as he climbed back up to the platform.
"But we're even in the physical department, right?" Puppet asked.
"It's not even!"
"He has a point; he is shorter than you." Foxy acknowledged. "Then, that's one point for Bon-Bon for being short! Three to two!"
Bon-Bon cheered, but Puppet looked shocked.
"What?! That's cheating!" He called out.
"Yeah!" Bon-Bon yelled.
"Uh, Bon-Bon, he's still ahead." Foxy informed Bon-Bon.
"Oh." Bon-Bon stopped cheering. "Sneak attack!" Before Puppet could react, Bon-Bon zipped up to him and quickly punched him into the water.
"Oh! Okay, now you're even! Sneaky Bon-Bon, no wonder you're a pro wrestler."
Puppet climbed back up and faced Bon-Bon determinedly. "I got a secret!" He revealed.
"What's your secret?"
"Secret attack: Chicken eggs!"
Puppet pulled out some eggs and began throwing them at Bon-Bon, who leapt around and avoided the eggs one by one.
"You're missing!" The hand-puppet said as he did it. He caught one of the eggs and set it carefully down onto the ground. Suddenly, it cracked open, and out came a baby chicken.
"There's a chicken in there now!" Foxy announced.
"Yeah, and he'll be my tag team partner!" Puppet laughed.
"Well, then!" Foxy leapt down into the water and climbed up the ladder. He could no longer hold it in; he was itching for a fight more than he was to watch a fight, and he felt it was time to join the battle. "Good thing I have my shovel!"
Foxy pulled out the same shovel he had used yesterday and swung for the baby chicken. Bon-Bon, looking frantic, grabbed the baby chicken and leapt into the water. Foxy laughed loudly and turned to face Puppet.
"Aaah!" Puppet screamed.
"Ha, ha! New competitor has come into the ring!" Foxy screamed as he swung the shovel and hit Puppet hard, knocking the marionette into the water below.
"No!"
"Yes! The winner is: FOXY! I AM THE CHAMPION! GO, FOXY, GO! YEAH!" Foxy looked down and saw that both Bon-Bon and Puppet were staring at Foxy. "What?"
"But I thought this was to see who was the best p-puppet..." Puppet stuttered, shocked.
"Uh, Puppet?" Bon-Bon spoke up, putting the baby chicken on a nearby boat and swimming to Puppet. "I know this is weird, but, uh...for the time being, how 'bout we call a truce? Then maybe we can work together to take out Foxy. What do you say?"
"I didn't want to do this in the first place! But, fine, I guess. Foxy, give me back my drink!"
Foxy wasn't listening to them; he had taken out the energy drink again and was staring at it. The taste was magnificent, and although he was starting to feel like he should calm down, the temptation to take another sip was altogether too strong.
"I should have another sip of this!" He said, eagerly eyeing the bottle. "This thing is amazing! It's so good! And I can't let anybody else have it; it's too delicious!" Foxy left down from the platform and climbed out of the water ride. Puppet ran after him.
"Give me back my drink!" He ordered.
"No, it's MINE! All mine! Heh, heh, heh!"
Foxy ran off down the big hallway, Puppet and Bon-Bon hot on his tail.
Foxy entered the main room and began running around in circles. Puppet continued to chase him, while Bon-Bon watched from a distance.
"Mine! All mine!" Foxy shouted as he ran. The drink was too precious to Foxy; the energy was the best feeling in the world, he needed it, he NEEDED it. "You're not gonna have a single sip of this, Puppet!"
"Give it back!" Puppet yelled. "It's not nice to steal!"
"Aw, that doesn't matter! This delicious delicacy will be mine forever!"
"You're setting a bad example for Bon-Bon! Be more mature!"
"Ha, like I care-" As Foxy ran, he started to feel less energetic and more tired. His systems were beginning to slow down, and suddenly he was feeling more tired than ever before. "Ugh, what's going on? What's happening to me? I think I'm crashing...is this what crashing feels like? Oh no, no, no..." Foxy stopped right in front of Puppet and Bon-Bon and gasped for breath.
"I think he's having a sugar crash." Puppet told Bon-Bon as Foxy came to a halt in front of them.
"Wait! It's not over yet!" Foxy yelled, pulling out the energy drink. Foxy needed to experience that feeling again, he had to take another sip. He MUST not let his energy rush end! "I can drink more!"
The voice watched through Foxy's eyes as the whole thing happened, and sighed deeply. She had liked what was going on at first, but now she was bored.
"Alright, this is too much. Even I can't take this anymore. Time to put a stop to this."
The voice reared back, then hit Foxy's mindscape as hard as she could.
Foxy suddenly glitched out for a moment, and his arms momentarily ceased to work. He dropped the bottle, which Puppet quickly ran up and caught before it could hit the ground and break.
"Oh no, I dropped it!" Foxy screamed just as his systems began working again.
"Yeah!" Puppet cheered. "Finally, I've got the drink back."
"Can I have it?" Bon-Bon asked.
"No."
"Aww..."
"Okay, I feel better now." Foxy said. "Now that I do, I've got a question. Bon-Bon, where did you get that wrestling mask?"
Bon-Bon was indeed still wearing his purple wrestling mask. The hand-puppet glanced up at Foxy.
"Um...I made it?" Bon-Bon replied uneasily.
"Out of what?" Foxy asked, firmly. He could tell something was up. He examined the mask more closely, and a realization came to him. "Wait...is that made out of security guard clothes?"
"...maybe?"
Foxy looked to Puppet. "Wow, he's hardcore."
Puppet was too distracted looking at Bon-Bon. "Don't put your gross mouth on my drink."
"Well, he didn't. I was the one who tried it. And it didn't even touch my mouth, I just held it up and poured the liquid in."
"I was saving this!"
"Well, I wanted some. Can I please have some?" Bon-Bon asked again.
"I said no..."
"Please?"
Puppet looked unhappy, but he relented. "You know what? I guess since Foxy already had it, there's no harm in this." He handed the energy drink to Bon-Bon.
"Yay!"
"Wait a minute!" Foxy gasped, realizing who he had just let have the drink. "Did you just...oh no. This can't be good."
Bon-Bon pried open the mouth hole in his mask and took a several large sips from the drink. Suddenly, he took the bottle away from his mouth.
"Yeah...YEAH...YEAH! WOOO!" Bon-Bon screamed, and he ran in circles around the room.
"What did we just do?!" Foxy exclaimed. "Ugh, now we've got to deal with this." Foxy and Puppet ran after Bon-Bon, who had become so fast that he simple looked like a moving blur on the floor. "Now he's like a purple lightning bolt! We've got to stop him before he destroys everything! Bon-Bon, calm down!"
The hand-puppet didn't listen, but kept running around, giggling loudly.
"I needed that drink so I could stay up all night and edit things!" Puppet explained.
"You can have it back!" Bon-Bon replied giddily, tossing the bottle into Puppet's arms. "I have enough energy to last the WHOLE night! WOO-HOO!" He started running in circles again.
"Puppet, don't you realize that I'M the one who has to deal with him all the time?" Foxy groaned. "Is this revenge for me messing up the wrestling match?!"
"Mmm-hmm!" Puppet nodded. "That's what you get!"
"Great. Just great. I didn't think I'd have to deal with him like this! Bon-Bon, please relax."
Bon-Bon climbed up onto one of the tables in the room. "I bet I could jump from here to another table!" Bon-Bon did just that, due to the energy pepping him up enough to allow him to accomplish it. "YEAH! THAT'S THE STUFF!"
"Wow, he actually did it. For a little guy with no legs, he can actually jump pretty far when he's energized like this."
"Well, you know what, Bon-Bon?" Puppet spoke up. "If you like jumping so much, you should just jump into the vents. And go away. Forever."
"No! You go away!" Bon-Bon retorted.
"I bet you can't do it!"
"Well, I bet you can't catch me!" Bon-Bon sprinted away, down into the hallway. Foxy and Puppet chased after him.
"Ugh, you see what I have to deal with now?" Foxy complained as they temporarily paused chasing Bon-Bon around the halls. "Just because you had to let him drink it! And this is worse than me! He didn't even take a sip; he drank more than half of the entire bottle! Puppet, how much did he drink?"
Puppet took out the bottle and examined it; it was nearly empty. He winced. "It's about ninety percent gone. How much did you drink?"
"I just had a sip! Like, on the very tip of it!"
"Ah, yeah. Well, he drank about ten times that amount."
"Man, and look at the way he's going! He'll be going for hours."
"Well, uh, that's your problem! Now I've got to brew a new energy drink!"
"Wait, how is this my problem? The way I see it, it's also your problem!"
"Aw, no, it's not. Because I'm gonna go in my box and LOCK it this time."
Foxy turned away and laughed. "Yeah, right! You're not just gonna go and leave me here-" Foxy turned around to see that Puppet had ran into the auditorium, probably to go back to his box. Foxy followed him.
Bon-Bon came back over to them. "Lock me out?! Good luck with that! You think a little LOCK can stop me?! I've got DYNAMITE!"
"Where'd you get explosives?" Puppet inquired.
"You know what? I'm not gonna question that anymore." Foxy responded. "I can try to coax him to give me it, but that's all I can do." Bon-Bon only giggled. "Anyways, I'm gonna go have a talk with Gregory." Foxy walked down the hallway.
"No! Gregory!" Bon-Bon yelped, running after Foxy. Puppet followed behind.
"Thanks, Puppet. Thanks SO much." Foxy told Puppet sarcastically as they strolled down the hallway and into the main room, Bon-Bon following behind them.
"Gregory isn't my problem." Puppet muttered bitterly.
As Foxy and Puppet started towards Foxy's room, they heard panting behind them. They turned around to see that Bon-Bon was slowly crawling after them.
"Huff...puff...wait up..." He panted.
Foxy chuckled. "Did you crash? I think you did! Aw, now he's all sluggish. Ha, ha! You're still wearing your mask, by the way."
"The mask is part of me."
"Take the mask off."
"No."
"I'm the champion, therefore you have to take it off."
"I SAID NO!"
"Ooooookay! Um, did not expect to hear that." Foxy quickly backed away from Bon-Bon, who stalked off into Foxy's room. Foxy walked over to Puppet and folded his arms. "Do you see what you've done, Puppet? Do you?"
Puppet only just stared at Foxy with a frown on his face. Foxy sighed, then waved Puppet off. Puppet walked away. Foxy then turned around and headed into his room to deal with Bon-Bon...
Chapter 36: Bon-Bon and the Sticky Situation
Summary:
Foxy can't find Bon-Bon, so he and the others look around for him, only to find the hand-puppet stuck in an awkward place...
Chapter Text
Where is Bon-Bon?
This was the question Funtime Foxy found himself asking today as he glanced around the main room, hoping to see Bon-Bon's ears poking out from under a table or something, but so far, nothing.
Jeez, I have no idea where he is. Foxy thought. He looked over to where his room was, and an answer came to him. Oh, I know! He must be playing with Gregory. Duh! Silly me.
Foxy came into the back room and looked around. Bon-Bon was not in the room, and Gregory's cage was empty.
Oop. This is weird. Gregory's not here and Bon-Bon's not here. Well, Bon-Bon is short; he's tiny. He's probably riding Gregory like a horse right now. That makes sense.
Foxy re-entered the main room and stared around at the room and the other doors in the room, trying to think as to where Bon-Bon might be.
Okay, he's not in the kitchen, because I would hear that. And Gregory's afraid of the stove anyhow. He's not outside, because, heh, we can't get outside. Oh, I know!
Foxy headed down the small hallway and came into the big hallway.
"Bon-Bon! Where are you?" He called. Foxy listened, and he could hear Bon-Bon in the distance...grunting? "Bon-Bon?! Where are you? Oh, I know! He's playing with Ballora and Baby!"
Foxy headed down the big hall towards Ballora's room and opened the door, coming into the room. Circus Baby and Ballora were by the piano on the stage. Baby was sitting on a stool, playing the piano itself, while Ballora was sitting on the ground, watching interestedly. Reggie was sitting on the couch at the left side of the room, watching them from a distance.
"Um...what did I just walk in on?" Foxy said as he stared at them from afar.
Both of them turned and saw Foxy there. Baby stopped playing the piano.
"Uh, we're just practicing the piano." Ballora explained. "We've also been singing."
"I'm out of here." Foxy voiced, and he turned around.
"Hey, don't you want to hear me play?" Baby asked.
"Nope." Foxy refused, and he walked out of the room. Then he stopped mid-step. I should really check to see if Bon-Bon's in here first. Foxy turned back around and went back into the room, stumbling as he went through the doorway. "Woah! Wow, I almost tripped! That was weird. Man, must be one of those days."
"Well, that's what you get for not listening to my music." Baby commented as Foxy walked over to them.
"Yeah!" Ballora agreed, frowning.
"Well, it's not MY fault now, is it? It's yours."
"No, I think it's yours."
"You don't clean up after yourselves, either." Foxy pointed at the tea set on the stage, still set up.
"I like to leave my tea parties they way they are, so then I don't have to make a new tea party! It's just always ready."
"I'm surprised you haven't got Reggie to do it yet." Foxy walked over to Reggie. "Hey, Reggie! What's up, man?!"
Reggie seemed startled, then he waved at Foxy. "Oh, hello." He greeted. "Uh, I've just been sitting her listening to them sing and play the piano. It's quite interesting."
"Is it good or bad?"
"Um...it's a bit of...heavy metal, I believe? Death metal, maybe."
"Uh, alright. Because..." Foxy walked back over to Baby and Ballora. "You guys AREN'T gonna play for me, right?"
"That sounds like a great idea!" Baby exclaimed excitedly.
"Do you wanna sing for him?" Ballora asked her happily.
"Yeah!"
Oh no. Foxy thought, getting internally nervous by the prospect of hearing singing when they had been doing heavy/death metal music.
"A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, FOUR!" Ballora counted.
Baby let out a dark, piercing yell, that was an exact fit for a death metal band. Foxy backed away from them as far as he could.
Ballora looked proud. "It's beautiful..."
"Aw, thanks, girl!" Baby replied, smiling.
"Gregory, are your ears bleeding, too?" Foxy asked, going over to Reggie.
Reggie looked confused. "Who's Gregory?"
"Oh, Reggie. Sorry, I was thinking of Bon-Bon and Gregory- wait, now I remember! They're why I'm here! That's right!" Foxy ran over to Baby and Ballora. "Have you two seen Gregory and Bon-Bon? They're kinda missing."
Both of them mumbled to themselves for a moment.
"Did Freddy cook Gregory, maybe?" Ballora suggested halfheartedly.
"Uh oh, he might have." Foxy agreed., becoming grim. He knew what Bon-Bon would do if Gregory was cooked. "And that means that Bon-Bon...oh god. Uh, do you two wanna help me find Bon-Bon? Baby, he might be in your room."
Both of them looked taken back. Then Baby sighed.
"Yeah, sure." She accepted, getting up from the stool and walking over to Foxy. "I guess we can practice later."
"Aww, but we were having so much fun, though." Ballora whined, standing up as well.
"I know, I know. You were having fun, and...yeah." Foxy added. "Don't know how to put it into words."
"What were you gonna say?"
"Nothing."
Foxy and co. walked down the big hallway, this time towards the auditorium.
"You know, he's probably in Puppet's room, doing stuff he's not supposed to do." Foxy mentioned. "Bon-Bon!"
From somewhere else, Bon-Bon could be heard grunting again.
"Wait, I can hear him!" Ballora exclaimed.
"Bon-Bon, where are you?" Foxy called out. Bon-Bon grunted again from nearby. "Marco!" Foxy yelled. "Marco! Bon-Bon, you're supposed to say Polo!"
"I thought you were supposed to say taco." Baby commented.
"Yeah, me too." Ballora added.
Foxy only just stared at them, then looked back down the hall. "Bon-Bon?!" The grunt again.
"I hope he's not in the girl's bathroom." Ballora mumbled.
"Oh, that must be it! He has to be in there!" Foxy went over to the two bathrooms and stepped into the girls' bathroom, searching inside for Bon-Bon.
"Hey, get out of there!" Ballora screamed, while Baby made a noise of discomfort. Foxy ignored them and looked around the room, including in the stall, but Bon-Bon wasn't there.
"Okay, he's not in there." Foxy concluded, and he started towards the exit to the bathroom.
"Ew, you didn't even wash your hands! Gross!" Baby yelped.
"Fine, fine, fine!" Foxy went back in and went over to the sinks, then began washing his hands, along with an almond-scented soap bar on a soap tray right next to the sinks. "Washing my hands, la, la, la, there we go." Foxy started towards the exit again, but was once again stopped by Ballora and Baby.
"Did you use soap?" Ballora asked firmly.
"Yes, I did!"
"Ah, ah, ah, but you may be lying. Put your hands out; let me smell them."
"See, look." Foxy put out his hands. Both Ballora and Baby sniffed it carefully. They both breathed dreamily.
"Yep, that's soap smell, alright." Baby sighed.
"Fresh and clean..." Ballora said.
"Yeah, and it was almond-scented. Pretty good." Foxy added, nodding appreciatively. Both girls' smiles widened. Foxy turned his attention back to finding Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon!" The grunt sounded again, and this time, Foxy could get that it was coming from the boys' bathroom. "Oh, it's coming from here!" Foxy entered the bathroom and looked around. "Bon-Bon, where are you?"
Baby and Ballora both stopped by the doorway.
"Uh..." Baby muttered.
"We're not going in there." Ballora voiced, disgusted.
"Aw, just come in here. It's okay." Foxy called, waving them inside.
"But it's gross."
"Well, Bon-Bon must have cleaned it. That's what he's probably doing in here."
Both Baby and Ballora looked unsure, but entered the bathroom anyway, following behind Foxy.
"Ew, the floors are all sticky." Ballora complained.
"Does it smell like almonds?" Baby asked Ballora apprehensively.
Ballora sniffed the air. "Ew, it does smell like almonds. Dirty almonds."
"Ew..."
Foxy, meanwhile, went over to the stall and opened it, then yelped at the scene before him. "Aah! Uh...guys, you've got to see this."
"Uh, why? Is he in there?" Ballora inquired.
"Yep. And it does not look good."
"Uh, hi guys." Bon-Bon greeted anxiously from inside the stall.
"Ew, is he on the toilet?"
"Uh, no. It looks like...Bon-Bon, are you actually stuck in there?"
Bon-Bon was inside the stall, wedged into the toilet. He was worriedly glancing up at them, while he wiggled and wiggled but could not escape.
"Um...yeah." Bon-Bon replied to Foxy, nodding slowly.
"Wait, he's stuck in the toilet?" Ballora wondered, and finally she and Baby came over and saw Bon-Bon stuck in there.
"Uh, well, I'm in somewhat of a sticky situation..." Bon-Bon mumbled.
Baby laughed at this pun. "That's awesome." Bon-Bon blushed, but quickly shook it off.
"Sticky situation, you say?" Foxy contemplated. "I think you're in more of a stuck in the toilet situation." Foxy laughed loudly, but when nobody else did, he stopped immediately. "No?"
"I'd actually say that he looks a little flushed." Baby replied, grinning. Everybody laughed, except for one certain hand-puppet in the toilet.
"Um, this isn't the time for jokes!" Bon-Bon cut in anxiously.
"Actually, I think this is the best time for jokes." Ballora said, nodding.
"Yeah, it is!" Foxy agreed.
"So, are there are other jokes we can make?"
"Hmm, let's see..."
The animatronics stood there for a moment, thinking to themselves on what jokes they could make about Bon-Bon being in the toilet.
"Oh, I know! Hey Bon-Bon, maybe you're in the mood for a swirlie." Foxy tried, smirking.
"WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP AND HELP ME?!" Bon-Bon roared furiously.
"Woah, woah! Okay, fine. We'll stop doing that. How'd you get stuck in there, anyhow? And why here, of all places? Explain."
"Well, I was following Gregory, and he came in here, and then...I don't know what happened next, I just got stuck in here."
"Did someone push you in there?"
"I did feel something behind me right before I got trapped in here, but I'm not sure."
"So maybe we can say that you wanted to go for a dip?" Baby commented. Once again, everybody except Bon-Bon laughed.
"When I get out of here, you're alldead." Bon-Bon huffed, frustrated.
"Okay, time to get out of here!" Foxy yelped. "We'll be back for you, Bon-Bon."
They left the room.
When they had gotten out of the bathroom, Foxy immediately realized what they were to do next about the situation. They needed a tool to get Bon-Bon out of the toilet, and thankfully enough, Foxy knew just where to get one.
"You know what?" He spoke up. "We should go ask Puppet if we can use his plunger. That sounds like a plan."
"Does Puppet even own a plunger?" Ballora asked, skeptical.
"Yeah, he does. There's one sitting on his table, remember?"
"Ew! That's gross."
"Eh, let's go get it anyway."
As Foxy climbed down the long ladder into Puppet's box, he could hear Ballora and Baby chatting above him.
"Oh, this is Puppet's house?" Baby inquired Ballora, suddenly interested.
"Yeah. It's actually a big present on the outside, but inside, there's more." Ballora explained. "Which is to say, it's bigger on the inside then the outside. Kinda like the Tardis."
Foxy got to the bottom and found himself on the red couch again. To his right, Puppet was sitting down on the couch, writing on a piece of paper. Foxy, realizing that Puppet hadn't noticed him yet, decided to say hi in the calmest manner possible.
"HELLO, PUPPET!"
Puppet screamed and started back, surprised by this. He turned his head up towards Foxy.
"Augh, dang it!" He complained. "What is it with people not knocking?!"
"It's kind of hard to knock when there isn't a door." Foxy responded, shrugging.
Baby had come down too. "Hello!" She greeted cheerily.
Ballora came down as well, and she waved at Puppet.
"So, we just found Bon-Bon in the toilet, and we kind of need to use your plunger." Foxy explained as he passed by Puppet and went into the center room of the box, straight towards where the table on the wall where the plunger was sitting.
Puppet gasped, then grinned happily. He stood up."That's amazing! But, no, you can't use my plunger. Get out of my house."
"Hey, look! A plunger!" Ballora shouted, picking up the plunger on the table.
"Oh, awesome! Can I have it?" Foxy asked, holding out his hand.
"I mean, sure. It's dirty, I don't want to touch it."
"Wait!" Puppet interrupted, frowning. "What are you guys gonna use it for?"
"To get Bon-Bon out of the toilet." Foxy answered.
Puppet seemed to get a little angry at this. "See, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Give me back my plunger."
"Nope, sorry." Foxy held the plunger up high.
"Give it back!" Puppet screamed, and lunged for the plunger, but Foxy held it out of reach.
"Do you really want him stuck in the toilet, screaming?!"
Puppet seemed taken aback, then he looked down at the floor for a second. "Well...it's not exactly my problem. I have soundproofing everywhere in this box. You're gonna have to give me back my plunger."
"If you had really never heard him, then why did you come to us complaining all of the time? Every single time he's loud, even when he's not in your box, you come RUNNING out and began yelling 'HEY, why is it so loud in here?!'. Wait, does this mean you have a mic system hooked up to...that's creepy."
"No, no." Puppet shook his head a little.
"Say, what are you guys doing?" Foxy asked Baby and Ballora, who had left the conversation to do their own thing. Ballora was sitting at a stool up at the counter between the center room and the kitchen. Baby was on the other side of the counter, looking down at a tea cup down on the counter where Ballora was.
"Um, I think Puppet has potty tea in his house." Baby answered, pointing down at the tea cup.
"Wow, Puppet, you also have my tea?" Ballora inquired cheerily. "I thought you didn't like it."
"I don't." Puppet insisted, coming behind the counter where Baby was. "It's actually Arizona green tea."
"Ah, he get you there." Foxy pointed out.
"No, I think that's potty tea." Ballora repeated, looking down at the tea cup again.
"No, it's not." Puppet denied.
"I think it is."
"Okay, so, while you guys distract Puppet, I'm getting Bon-Bon out!" Foxy said quickly, and he sprinted into the tv room and headed up the ladder as quickly as he could.
"Wait, no!" Puppet screamed from down inside the box. "Come back here and give me my plunger!"
"Baby, come on! Let's distract him with our sweet music!" Ballora yelled.
"Got it!" Baby agreed. She let out the dark, piercing yell again, and Puppet could be heard wincing.
"Ugh, I'm gonna get you guys for this!" Puppet groaned. "Ah, man..."
Foxy could not hear anyone else boarding the ladder behind him, which meant that Puppet was not giving chase.
"Did it work?" Ballora yelled up at Foxy.
"I think it did!" Foxy yelled back. He had reached the top of the ladder by now. He quickly leaped out of the box.
"Do we have to stay down here with Puppet?"
"No, you can come back up if you want to!"
"Oh, thank goodness. It was starting to stink like boys down there."
"Okay, then! Bye, Puppet!" Baby said to Puppet from down inside the box.
Foxy nodded, then turned and headed towards the boys' bathroom.
Foxy opened the stall door, where Bon-Bon was still trapped inside the toilet. Baby and Ballora arrived in the room and stood behind Foxy.
"Bon-Bon, I'm here." Foxy greeted, waving the plunger.
"Oh, finally." Bon-Bon sighed, looking relieved.
"So, I found a plunger, as you can see."
"Mmm-hmm."
"But there's just one problem."
"What's that?"
"I have never used a plunger in my life."
"Well, maybe you can get Ballora or Baby to do it. Maybe they know."
"Sadly, I don't know either." Ballora admit. "Do you just, like, put the plunger part on his face?"
"No, that couldn't be it." Foxy refused. "I think I'm actually supposed to shove the stick part down his throat or something. No, wait, that doesn't sound right."
"No no no! Don't do that!" Bon-Bon babbled frantically.
"Yeah, I don't think that would work." Baby added.
"Well, maybe I'm supposed to stick the stick inside of him and pluck him out!" Foxy suggested.
"No, that won't work."
"Um, it seems like Baby knows how to use it." Bon-Bon spoke up. "So, why not let her try to get me out?"
"Sounds like a plan." Foxy agreed. It did seem like Baby knew what to do, so Foxy decided to put his trust in her. "Here you go, Baby." He handed the plunger to her.
Baby seemed a little put off by the whole thing for a moment. Then she sighed. "Alright, step aside." She took the plunger, and Foxy moved out of the stall. She went inside the stall.
"Be safe." Ballora said caringly.
Suddenly, Foxy could hear someone panting from nearby. He turned around to see Puppet sprinting into the room.
"What's all the hubbub about?" He asked.
"You'll see." Foxy replied. He turned back to the stall, where Baby was using the plunger to try and dislodge Bon-Bon. She had stuck his hand inside it and was pulling him out. "Keep going, Baby! You've almost got him!"
"Wow, this is hard!" She groaned as she kept pulling. "You're really stuck in there, Bon-Bon!"
"Woah, it's a party in here." Puppet commented as he looked at what was happening.
"It is. A stinky party, that is." Ballora added, looking a little grossed out.
Meanwhile, Baby kept pulling. "Oop! I think he's almost out! And... WAH! There you go!"
She gave one final tug, and Bon-Bon shot out of the toilet and fell onto the ground.
"Whew! T-thanks." Bon-Bon thanked her, blushing a little.
"Okay, you can have this back, Foxy!" Back said quickly, handing the plunger back to Foxy. "I don't want to have it anymore!"
"Ew!" Ballora whined.
"Ugh, this is gross." Foxy complained. He handed the plunger to Puppet. "Here you go, Puppet. Thank you for letting us use it."
"Gross." Puppet groaned as he received the plunger.
"Thanks again!" Bon-Bon yelled, jumping up happily.
"Yeah, no worries!" Baby said, nodding and smiling.
They led Bon-Bon out of the stall. As they did, Foxy smelled him and cringed. Bon-Bon now had the distinct smell of toilet water, and Foxy was disgusted. Bon-Bon was also dripping with toilet water, which made it even worse.
"Okay, you may be free, but you smell REALLY bad!" Foxy told Bon-Bon, taking a step back.
Baby looked grossed out and quickly took a few steps back away from Bon-Bon.
"You should probably go take a bath." Ballora advised Bon-Bon disgustedly, pinching her nose. "And make sure to use a lot of soap..."
"Yeah, let's wash you off here in the sink, like a baby." Foxy decided, and he lifted Bon-Bon up into the sink.
"Now wash me." Bon-Bon commanded Foxy.
"Uh, we shouldn't wash him..." Foxy muttered, and he and everyone except for Bon-Bon stepped out of the bathroom.
"Foxy! Come back here and wash me!"
"We're not gonna wash you! That's so creepy!"
Foxy didn't feel particularly well about cleaning Bon-Bon, even if he was his friend. They were friends, but not family.
"Foxy, I don't think he's going to get clean unless you wash him." Ballora deduced, looking over to Foxy.
"No, I'm not going to do it."
"Come on, do it." Baby added. "Bathe your friend." She said this in a fake creepy voice.
"I'm not going to do it! I don't even have a sponge, anyway! Or soap!"
"Use your hands, then." Ballora said.
"I'm not about to do that!"
"Then use your tail!" Baby suggested, pointing at Foxy's tail.
"No, no, my tail is off-limits!" Foxy turned and saw Bon-Bon peeking out at him from the bathroom, giving him Bambi eyes. "...don't look at me like that."
"Come on, Foxy. Come on..." Bon-Bon murmured, sad.
Foxy stared at Baby and Ballora. "Look, I know I'm his friend and all, and I know I'm supposed to be his puppet master too, but...seriously?"
Both of them nodded.
"We could just put him back in the toilet." Puppet suggested, eyeing Bon-Bon. "And this time, flush him down."
"No." Foxy said, shaking his head.
"Foxy, you have to do it!" Ballora ushered Foxy. "With great power comes great responsibility!"
Foxy sighed. "Can someone give me a sponge, at least? Because...heh, heh...well, can someone?"
"Alright, I have an extra." Baby spoke up, taking out a sponge. "Here you go." She gave it to Foxy.
"Hey, I have one too!" Ballora squealed, taking out a sponge as well.
"Oh, great! Then YOU can do it! Go ahead!" Foxy babbled. "It'd be like motherly love."
Ballora looked alarmed, and she hid the sponge behind her back. "What? What sponge?"
"I saw that sponge. Go ahead and go in there. You can do it."
Ballora took one look down at the bathroom, then cringed. "Um, no."
Suddenly, Bon-Bon groaned, then came out of the bathroom. "You know what? Forget it. I'm going back." He began to leave, toilet water dripping some from him as he went.
"Ew, no! You're getting the gross water everywhere!"
"Okay, come here!" Foxy shouted, going over to Bon-Bon. He began to clean him up with sponge. "Squish, squish. There, I'm doing it."
"Ew, not in the hallway! Disgusting!"
"I don't want to watch this!" Baby whined.
"Well, too bad!" Foxy told them as he cleaned Bon-Bon. "If I have to do this, then you're going to watch me!"
"Okay, fine! Just gonna step by him."
"Don't make eye contact." Ballora added, and they both turned away.
"Let me get by the ears..." Foxy muttered as he worked. He suddenly stopped, and looked to see that Baby and Ballora had moved a short distance away from Bon-Bon in the hall. He went over and suddenly had an idea, and he felt like a scoundrel. He grinned evilly."Oh, hold on, Baby; you have something on your face." He assaulted her with the wet sponge.
"Aaah!" She screamed, dodging the sponge and running down the hall towards Ballora's room.
"That's disgusting!" Ballora shrieked.
"Your turn, Ballora! Get over here!" Foxy called, running towards her.
"No, not me!" She ran after Baby, and Foxy followed behind.
Foxy found himself chasing the two of the them around Ballora's room as he kept waving the wet sponge. Reggie was standing to the side, looking bewildered. Puppet and Bon-Bon watched from afar, looking unsure.
"Ballora, look out!" Foxy taunted. "Dirty Bon-Bon sponge!"
She ran behind Reggie. "Reggie, don't let them touch me!"
"Reggie, you too! It's bath time!"
"Bath time?" Reggie asked confusedly. "What are you talking about?"
"Yes, bath time!"
"Uh, I don't know if there's anywhere here where I can take a bath. Do you guys have-" He was cut off, as Foxy began getting him with the sponge, too. "Waugh! Gross! What is that smell?! Geez!"
"It's the sponge I used for Bon-Bon! He was in the toilet."
Reggie's mouth flew open, and he looked shocked beyond belief.
"Are you bloody serious?" He whispered. "You just used a sponge on my face that was used on something that was in the loo?"
"Yep!"
"That's disgusting."
"Eh...well...believe me, there's way worse that we could do to you. Stuff like that has happened to the- uh, I mean, there's just way worse stuff we could do."
"...I think I'm gonna throw up now. My humanity is g-gone now because of you."
"Don't worry, you're just fine. You won't be needing your humanity soon, anyway- uh, I mean...hey, look! Over here!" Foxy turned away and ran over to the stage, where Baby was crouched behind the balloons again. "Baby!"
"No." She said. "Don't touch me."
"Hey, you'd better not get it on my balloons!" Ballora called over to Foxy. Foxy grinned mischievously and began scrubbing the balloons, then ran to another end of the room. "NO! Ew, my balloons are all dirty and disgusting now!" Ballora ran over to inspect the balloons.
"Ew..." Baby moaned, getting out from behind the balloons.
"You know, you two can blame all of this on whoever put Bon-Bon in the toilet to begin with." Foxy spoke up reasonably. He knew somebody was behind the whole thing, and they were the perpetrator behind the mess Bon-Bon had been in, not Foxy.
Ballora stared at Foxy for a moment. Then she looked determined. "Who was it? Well, we must find out! Weren't you like a detective or something, Foxy?"
"Oh yeah, that's right!" Foxy exclaimed, remembering his whole 'Detective Foxy' shtick. "I'm a detective, and I can figure this out. I think it was Freddy, but we should question Bon-Bon first. Where is he?"
"I'm right here." Bon-Bon spoke up, coming over to them.
"Yeah, he was right there the whole time." Baby added. "Couldn't you smell him."
"Eh, he's kind of clean." Foxy reasoned, but shook it off. He looked down at Bon-Bon. "So, Bon-Bon! What did they look like?"
Bon-Bon put his hand to his jaw and seemed to think about the topic. "Um...well, I didn't get quite enough of a good look at them, 'cause I was too busy playing with Gregory to see anybody there. All I know is that they pushed me from behind."
"Yeah, see? He doesn't remember." Puppet spoke up rather quickly. "We should just leave it at that."
Bon-Bon narrowed his eyes at Puppet. "You seem kinda suspicious..."
Foxy nodded. "Yeah, you're being pretty suspicious right now, Puppet."
"I didn't do it, if that's what you mean." Puppet answered, shaking his head. "I was hanging out in my box the whole day."
"We're not fooled." Ballora said firmly. "Only the guilty one would want to forget about it."
"Yeah, and you're the one who keeps wanting to get rid of Bon-Bon." Foxy pointed out.
"And you're the only one who has a plunger."
"And you're the one that also lit Bon-Bon on fire last week!"
"Wait, he did that?"
"Wait, what?" Baby stuttered worriedly.
"Sorry, I don't think I was clear enough." Foxy apologized. "He TRIED to. Tried and failed. Have you ever seen a fireball run across the ground before? Well, I did, at least that day I did."
"Was it pretty?" Ballora asked interestedly.
"It was pretty cool, actually. I can say that for sure."
Puppet looked nervous. "Well, I...uh, I've got to go. And, uh, let's say that Christmas has come early for you, Foxy! This is for you." He handed the plunger back to Foxy. "Merry Christmas, buh-bye!"
Puppet ran out of the room and down the hall, heading back towards his own room.
Foxy stared at the plunger, and his answer to what just happened came to him.
"I don't want this." He said simply, frowning. Then, he had an idea. "You know what? I've got the perfect place for this!" Foxy headed over to the tea set on the stage and placed the plunger with the rest of Ballora's stuffed animals, right next to the stuffed bunny.
Ballora was freaked out by this, while Baby roared with laughter and Bon-Bon chuckled a little. "No, not next to Mr. Fluffy! No!" She ran over and grabbed the stuffed bunny, holding it tight in her arms. "I've got you, Mr. Fluffy!"
"No, don't freak out! The plunger is now your new buddy! It's called, uh, Plungey!"
"Plungey?"
"Yeah!"
"Gross. More like...I don't know. I've got nothing to say about this. Foxy, that's disgusting!"
"Maybe he can be Plun-ger!" Baby suggested in a fake French accent. "It already kind of smells like cheese, so French would work."
"Plunger! Yes, he can be French! Or she can be French. Or it can be French. I don't know."
"See? I gave you the awesome gift of imagination!" Foxy voiced, wiggling his fingers. "Ooooo!"
"It already kind of smells like cheese, so French would work." Baby added.
"Are you serious?"
"What? I like cheese. Cheese is good."
"Oh, that's true. I want some cheese now. You know what? The sponge I have can go into the piano." Foxy threw it at the piano, but it bounced off and flew into Ballora's arms.
"Oh gosh, ew!" She yelled, and she threw it over into Bon-Bon's hands.
"Why are you giving it to me?!" He complained, looking uneasy about having the sponge. He threw it back to Ballora.
"I don't want it!"
"Remember, Bon-Bon, that smells like you, so you should keep it!" Foxy told Bon-Bon, giving him a thumbs-up.
"Yeah, just take it!"
"No, I don't want it!" Bon-Bon refused, backing away. "I'm already squeaky clean!"
"TAKE IT!" She yelled, and she began to chase Bon-Bon around the room. "Come back here!"
"No! Leave me alone!"
"This is awesome." Foxy whispered to Baby, and she nodded in agreement, giggling.
At this point, Bon-Bon ran out of the room.
"Ew, no! I don't want it anymore!" Ballora whined loudly, and she ran over to Foxy and Baby.
"Nope, nope, I'm leaving!" Foxy yelled, dodging the sponge and running for the door.
"Me too!" Baby added, following Foxy. "Bye Reggie! Bye Ballora!"
"Come on, guys!" Bon-Bon called, holding the door open for them.
"No, don't leave me in here with it!" Ballora screamed desperately, coming to a stop.
"Bye!"
They left the room.
Foxy and co. kept running until they reached the middle of the big hallway, then stopped to catch their breath.
At this point, Foxy decided that it was time to mention something to Bon-Bon that he had held up saying until now. He knew he should have said something earlier, but if he was going to mention it, now was the time.
"So, Bon-Bon. There's a problem." He told Bon-Bon gravely. Baby did not listen in, she was turned away and looking down the hall.
"Yes?" Bon-Bon inquired, looking worried.
"I don't know where Gregory is."
"Are you serious?!"
"I am one hundred percent serious."
"This is just as I feared! Desperate times call for desperate measures!" He looked up to the ceiling. "Everyone in the Five Nights at Freddy's community, I'm calling an emergency meeting!"
"Huh? What's that?"
"Uh, nothing! I just need to find Gregory fast!"
"Calm down! I'm sure he's okay. He might be with Freddy right now! They're probably dancing or something, because Freddy is really weird."
"Then there's no time to waste! We need to find him!"
"You know what? Let's go check Freddy's room. Um, Baby, are you gonna come?"
"Hmm?" She mumbled, turning to face Foxy.
"Do you want to go to Freddy's room with us, since you and him kind of have a 'buddy-buddy' situation going?"
"Uh, I don't think I appreciate your tone." She replied unapprovingly. "But, why do you want to go to Freddy's room?"
"To find Gregory. He might be in the room."
"Oh yeah, of course I'll come help. I like Gregory; he's adorable."
"Then let's go find Gregory, mostly because Ballora is boring!"
"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Ballora shouted from all the way back in her room.
"No you can't!"
"Okay, I can't."
Foxy and co. headed down the smaller hall, gunning for Freddy's room.
At the top of the ladder, Foxy opened the trapdoor leading up into Freddy's room and climbed up inside.
"Okay, here we go- WOAH!" He found himself face-to-face with Freddy's cow, Timothy. "Geez, cow! Don't scare me like that."
"Hey there, Timothy." Bon-Bon greeted the cow as he came up as well.
Baby also came up and then they looked around the room. It was the same as always, though; the throne looked clean yet untouched, and there were still frames of chicken plastered across the walls. Gregory, however, was nowhere to be seen.
"Okay, I don't see Gregory anywhere." Foxy concluded, shrugging.
"Wait, don't let the cow out!" Baby exclaimed, pushing the cow away from the open trapdoor. It instead went and hopped up onto Freddy's throne, then sat down on it.
"I don't think the cow can get through the trapdoor."
"Well, I'm doing this just in case! We don't want the same thing we had with all of those chickens."
"How are you doing, Timothy?" Bon-Bon asked the cow, looking up at it kindly. It just stared at him.
"Uh, he's sitting in Freddy's throne." Foxy observed, feeling unsure what Freddy would say if he saw it. "That's probably not a good thing. Let's not tell Freddy, either. He'd be pretty upset if he heard."
"I think it's cute. It's like he's king of the cows."
"Yeah, sure. Anyways, we should go now."
"Oh, okay."
As Foxy and Baby climbed back down the ladder, he noticed the tv was still on, and it was playing re-runs of He-Man.
"Man, Freddy's always watching that show when he's here." Foxy commented as the two of them exited the closet.
"I like that show, it's pretty good." Baby complimented it. "Even if it's just re-runs."
"Yeah, I guess it is. You're right. Hold on, let me see if Gregory's in my secret room."
Foxy ran over to his cove and went through the trapdoor to quickly peek into the room, but Gregory wasn't inside. He exited the room and ran back over to Baby.
"Okay, he wasn't there either." Foxy told her. "Bon-Bon, we should probably go and search for Gregory later-" Foxy looked around, but Bon-Bon wasn't with them. "Wait, Bon-Bon?"
"I'm talking to Timothy!" Bon-Bon yelled from up in Freddy's secret room. "I'll be right down!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you in the room. See you later, Baby."
"Bye!" She said, waving to Foxy before leaving the room.
Foxy headed back into his cove and into his secret room, then stood there waiting for Bon-Bon. Minutes later, Bon-Bin came in.
"Uh, I've got a question." The hand-puppet asked. "Can I just go hang out with Baby?"
"I guess so. Go ahead." Foxy confirmed, nodding. He wanted Bon-Bon to be happy, so he decided to let him do whatever. "You go have fun. I'll be in here fiddling with my computer if you need me."
"Yay! Thanks, Foxy."
Bon-Bon ran out of the room. Foxy waved Bon-Bon goodbye before turning back to his computer, ready to take another crack at turning it on...
Puppet sat down on his couch, doing his taxes yet again. It was the thing he always did, since he was the one most responsible in the pizzeria at the current time.
He hummed a tune to himself as he worked. Then, after a few minutes, he put the taxes down, deciding to take a small break.
"Ahh..." He sighed as he relaxed on his couch. He stayed like that for a moment, before his eyes search the room and fell on the green chip from before. He frowned, then sat up straight.
He had not given the chip back to Ballora; he had told her he wanted to do more research on it and would like to keep it. Thankfully, since she didn't have any use for it, she had agreed quite easily. Now he could do proper research on what the chip was. Though he did already have some knowledge on it.
He reached across the table and picked up the chip, then brought it up to the light of the lamp he had on in his room.
PROJECT 3NNARD. That was what was written across the chip. And Puppet had an idea just what it was for.
He took the chip and put it into his mouth, snapping it into place inside his endoskeleton. Thankfully, he had already modified it; it would not affect him like it had Bon-Bon, but now it was for another purpose.
He waited for a second. It was tense, but somehow the suspense was not killing him. He squinted hard, waiting for what was to come.
Then, he could hear it inside his head. That familiar voice with the mockful tone, one that he did not like to hear in the slightest.
"Hello there, Puppet. Are you pleased to see me?"
Puppet was silent for a moment. Then he slowly grinned, but it wasn't a happy grin.
"No." He said quietly. "I'm not."
Chapter 37: Ballora's Fashion Show
Summary:
Ballora decides to hold a fashion show, and has all of the other animatronics participate in it.
Chapter Text
Puppet took the chip out of his mouth, setting it down underneath a couple of papers so nobody would see it.
That was enough talking with it today. For now, he had other things to do.
"And that's how I saved 'Christmas'." Puppet concluded, smiling at his story.
Today, Foxy was down in Puppet's room. He had been invited down into Puppet's room this time, instead of barging in uninvited like he had all the other times he had come. Foxy had expected Puppet to be moody, but this time he wasn't. He had seemed a little off when Foxy had first come down, but now Puppet was the cheerful marionette Foxy always knew.
Puppet had sat Foxy down at the kitchen counter, where the stools where, to tell him a story about how the marionette had once gone and saved Christmas. Foxy, of course, was skeptical of the story.
"Wait, what?" Foxy stuttered.
"Mmm-hmm."
"That's not true! You didn't save 'Christmas', whatever that is! Okay, let me just come out and tell you. Stuffing, uh, what was his name...oh, right! Stuffing 'Santa Claus' down the chimney is NOT saving 'Christmas'."
"Well, he breaks into peoples' homes, so somebody's got to stop him! Speaking of which, don't come into my home uninvited EVER again." Puppet stood up and squinted in Foxy's face.
"You invited me here this time!"
"I know. I'm talking about all those other times." Puppet sat back down on his stool. "Anyways, about my story...what else do you think about it?"
"When you were telling the story, you said the fire in the chimney was lit!"
"Yep."
"You basically just...oh, man. No wonder I've never heard of this 'Santa' guy before. No wonder we've never had this 'Christmas' thing until this year."
Foxy had never heard of Christmas until he had come to the pizzeria; Ballora had been talking about it recently, though she had said it took place in December, and it was still November, so Foxy was confused on that department.
"Speaking of 'Christmas', I think Ballora said we have to get each other presents at that time. What are you going to get me? I mean, you sort of still haven't given me back my plunger."
Puppet motioned his head towards the spot nearby where the plunger had once sat.
"Oh, you want that. Uh, I think Ballora has it. You need to talk to her about this, not me."
"Hmm."
"Yeah, I can see the look on your face. Look, I don't control what Ballora does. Last time I tried to, well...remember Bon-Bon and what happened to his face?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Yep, I don't want that to happen to us."
"Alright, well...still! You were the one who wanted to get Bon-Bon out of the toilet."
"Uh-huh."
"So, therefore, you were also a part of this plunger shenanigan. Because of that, I think you should contribute to getting me a new plunger."
"Well, about that..."
They were interrupted by a sound coming from the left. Foxy and Puppet looked and saw that Baby and Bon-Bon had made their way down the ladder and were coming into the room.
"Oh, um, hi?" Foxy greeted, unsure.
"Hey!" Baby greeted back, smiling and waving. "Sup, guys?"
"Hi there." Bon-Bon added, nodding.
"Good to see you two." Foxy said, and he got up off of the stool. "So, what brings you to Puppet's place?"
"Yeah, I want to know too!" Puppet demanded, looking kind of frustrated.
"For only one reason!" Baby answered enthusiastically. "You guys have got to come to Ballora's room! Come on, come on!"
"Follow us!" Bon-Bon cheered, gesturing them forward.
"Wait, what?" Foxy sputtered. What was Ballora getting up to now that was so important that he needed to come?
"Are you guys using the royal 'you guys', meaning only Foxy?" Puppet inquired, looking like he didn't want to come.
"Don't ask QUESTIONS, you annoying, stubborn PUPPET!" Bon-Bon barked.
"Now, Bon-Bon. Calm down." Baby said to Bon-Bon, looking down at him. At once, Bon-Bon calmed down.
"Um, what's happening?" Foxy sputtered, his brain mixed up with what was currently going on. "I'm so confused. Me and Puppet were just having some yummy Arizona green tea."
"We've got BETTER than Arizona green tea! Come on!"
Foxy sighed. He knew avoiding this would be dangerous. "Puppet, we've got to go. This is Ballora we're talking about here. If we don't come...she knows where to find us."
"Well, we're all in the same building. It's not that hard." Puppet reasoned, shrugging. His voice had a hint of a laugh at this.
"Hey, come on! Freddy always disappears for DAYS on end and somehow we can never find him until he comes back out into the open!"
Foxy and the others followed Baby and Bon-Bon towards the ladder. As Foxy stepped up to the ladder, his foot stepped onto the couch. He was reminded of Puppet's old couch, and he had like it better.
"You know, Puppet, you need your old couch back." Foxy commented as he began climbing up the ladder. "I missed being able to bounce around on that thing."
"I'll...consider it." Puppet muttered, not seeming to have been entirely listening.
Bon-Bon came out of the box first, and Foxy followed, climbing out and stepping down onto the ground of the auditorium.
"Um, Puppet?" Foxy called.
"Hold on, I'm coming up." Puppet's voice called back from the box. Moments later, Puppet emerged from the box and climbed down. Baby did too, humming a tune as she did.
"Good timing. Here." Foxy went behind Puppet and pushed him forward a little. "You're going first."
"Why?!"
"Just go."
"Fine..."
The group of them exited the room, heading down the big hallway down towards Ballora's room. Baby and Bon-Bon were energetic, racing ahead with ease. Puppet shuffled slowly along the hall, dragging his feet dramatically. Foxy slowly ambled behind, keeping a firm position right behind Puppet. Foxy was expecting booby traps or something worse in Ballora's room, so if anything happened, he'd make sure that whatever came wouldn't get him first.
"Come on come on come on!" Baby cheered as she went.
"Faster, slowpokes!" Bon-Bon added, shaking his head at Puppet.
"Let me take my time." Puppet said, keeping up his current pace. "Y'know, you've got to take things slow in life. You can't rush through it, all at once."
"And I don't want to chance ANYTHING." Foxy explained anxiously. "Last time she invited us to her room, I think she tried to summon that 'Santa' guy. So I don't know if I can trust her."
"Yeah, but at the same time, if you keep her waiting, it might get worse." Bon-Bon pointed out ominously.
"Huh?! Make it worse?! What the hell is she planning? Hopefully not dismemberment! I like my body parts attached to my body, please...I don't want to look like Puppet when Ballora got to him, after all..."
At last, after a few more minutes of shuffle-walking, they reached the double doors that granted access into Ballora's room. Foxy opened the door, went inside, and his mouth flew open.
"What...is...this?" He gaped.
Skeletons was what it was. They were everywhere; some were sitting and laying down on the rows of red chairs. A couple were chained to the wall just by the door and were hanging there. A couple more were sitting on the stage. One more was chained to the wall behind Ballora, who was sitting by her tea set, and noticed Foxy come in. Reggie was standing on the pedestal, apprehensively eyeing the skeletons but staying resolutely still.
"Oh, hello!" Ballora greeted, smiling. She stood up. "Welcome!"
"Where did all of these skeletons come from?!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Oh, that. See, I went digging around the place, and I found all of our old bodyguard friends! Isn't this pretty?"
"Ta-da!" Baby added, jumping up happily.
"Wow, this is unbelievable." Foxy sighed, going over to the skeletons and looking at them one by one. Then he gasped. He did indeed recognize whose skeletons was whose. "Wait, I recognize these skeletons! Here's Johnny...that was Fredrick...and that's Billy Bob. I didn't like him that much."
"I'm glad you know how they are!" Ballora said. "And yes, Billy Bob was bad. That's why he and Fredrick are the ones in chains, hanging on that wall by the door."
"And here's Mike...Aaron...and this one is-"
"The other Aaron!" Puppet cut in excitedly.
"Yeah, he is! And this one is...oh. I don't even want to know who that was." The one Foxy was looking at was in the front row of the red chairs, but this one was different. It was only a skeletal head, but it was dark red instead of dirty grey, like the other skeletons. There were also gleaming rubies stuck in the eyeholes. Somehow, Foxy couldn't remember who this skeleton had once been.
"Oh, yeah, that one's a special one." Ballora commented, frowning.
"I'm not feeling too good about this. I think I'll leave, and...wait." Foxy turned and saw that the door they had come into was closed. He went up and grabbed the handle, but it didn't budge. "The door's locked."
"Yep! It is!"
"Augh, man!" Puppet complained, running over to Foxy. "I knew I never should have come here! This is all your fault, Foxy!"
"No, it's your fault!" Foxy shot back. "You told me to come here!"
"You're wrong! I wanted to stay home!"
"Um, excuse me?" Ballora yelled. She and Baby were waiting by the stage, while Bon-Bon was wandering around the room. "Can we please give our attention to BALLORA, please?"
"Shut up!" Foxy yelled back, waving her off. He turned back to Puppet. "Okay, we need to find a way out of here, right now."
"Alright, I'm gonna go over here and look." Puppet decided, going over to one end of the room and beginning to search.
"Yeah, me too." Foxy went over to another end of the room and did the same.
"Excuse me!" Ballora called again. Foxy and Puppet ignored her.
"Did you find anything yet?" Foxy called over to Puppet as he searched.
"No, did you?" Puppet replied.
"Nope."
"Aww."
Ballora cleared her throat loudly, but got no response.
"I think they're ignoring you." Foxy could hear Baby whisper.
"I see that. How rude." Ballora replied, scowling.
Foxy further ignored them and ran over to Puppet.
"Okay, time for Plan B." Foxy explained. "We sneak by them and force our way through the door into Ballora's back room. Maybe there's a way out there-"
"HEY!" Baby yelled darkly.
Foxy screamed and finally turned his attention to Ballora. Puppet, looking scared, also looked to Ballora.
"Aah, okay! What do you need?!"
"Thank you, Baby." Ballora thanked the clown girl, nodding.
"No problem!" Baby replied, winking.
"So!" Ballora cleared her throat again. "As I was saying before you two so RUDELY ignored me, welcome to Ballora's Fashion Show!"
"Yay!"
"Oh no." Foxy muttered, already getting bad vibes from the whole thing. "Okay, Ballora, can you just do the dismemberment now? I'm not into this."
"Well, I could." Ballora replied. "That's what happened to these two last contestants." She put a hand each on the skeletons on the stage, one of which was headless, its skeletal head sitting on its lap. "They didn't follow the rules, and...well, you see what happened."
"That one's head isn't on his body..."
"Yeah! And this one was lucky." She tapped the other skeleton, which still had its head attached. "He did marginally better. Marginally. And he still died anyway. But that other one..." She tapped the headless skeleton. "...he got what was coming to him."
"His head is missing from his body..."
"Well, technically, it's not missing. It's just on his lap instead of attached to his neck."
"And why is THAT guy chained up back there?" Foxy pointed at the skeleton that was chained up, the one nearest to Ballora.
"Oh, him! He was my old tea party buddy! He drank the first cup of potty tea I ever made...and it didn't go so well."
"Why is that skeleton wearing a suit?" Puppet asked, pointing at Reggie.
"Skeleton? That's not a skeleton, that's Reggie! He's going to watch the show. Are you guys excited."
"Reggie, why haven't you said anything?" Foxy said. "You look a little scared right now."
"Um, I'm a little confused by what's going on." Reggie responded confusedly. "Exactly WHAT are we supposed to be doing? I'm glad you guys gave me a job opportunity, but how is this going to help?"
"Reasonable thing to ask." Foxy whispered to Puppet. "He's not questioning the skeletons, though."
"I think he just thinks they're props." Puppet guessed, nodding.
"Good point."
"So, uh, what do I do?" Reggie continued. "Am I supposed to be judging you guys as you do the fashion show?"
"Yeah, you are!" Ballora cheered, patting Reggie's shoulder. "You're going to be the best judge ever. Vote for me. And Baby, too."
"Mmm-hmm!" Baby added, smiling.
"What about me?" Bon-Bon spoke up, coming over to them.
"Not the rat." Foxy could hear Ballora tell Reggie quietly. "Don't rate him."
"Okay, maybe one point for him." Baby said.
"Actually, yeah. One point for the rat."
"We need to win this Puppet." Foxy bluntly told Puppet, who nodded. They were both aware of the alternative, and it would involve dismembered heads.
"Alright, let's begin!" Ballora shouted, clapping. "Who wants to go first?"
"Me!" Bon-Bon called, raising his hand. "I want to go!"
"Okay! The rat- I mean, Bon-Bon, is up first!
"Hooray! Let me just get ready first!" Bon-Bon retreated behind the pedestal. After a few minutes of rustling, the hand-puppet said: "Are you guys ready?"
"Yes!" Baby and Ballora both said, and they got off the stage to give Bon-Bon room.
"Okay, here we go." Bon-Bon came out, and Foxy suppressed a laugh.
The hand-puppet had a purple skirt on, but it was bigger than he was, so it covered up his entire body.
"What the heck?" Foxy groaned. "It's a skirt that walks..."
"Oh, I thought it was a lampshade..." Baby giggled.
"It does look like a lampshade! Do we turn you on and off, Bon-Bon?"
"No." Bon-Bon replied simply.
"Interesting fashion..." Ballora contemplated, squinting at Bon-Bon. "I like it, it's kind of modern. Maybe a little too much for you, though; it's covering up your face."
"Yeah, I was about to say." Foxy agreed. "It's a bit big."
"Just a tiny bit."
"Just a little."
"I think it's perfect." Bon-Bon voiced.
"It depends on who you ask, really." Ballora observed. "Well, what about you, Reggie? What do you think about it?"
"Um, well, I think it's, uh, pretty..." Reggie slowly critiqued. "I'll say that. It's a little weird that it's on a boy, um, but, you know what? I'm not going to judge. It is, you know, a modern age, and I'm not gonna judge."
"Reggie, you're no fun." Puppet whined, clearly having wanted Reggie to speak badly of Bon-Bon. "Boo! Why can't you just pick sides?"
"Well, I'd really like to keep my job, so I don't want to make anyone angry."
"Yeah, he doesn't want to end up like one of the props." Foxy explained.
"Uh, right. So, uh, I give it a nine out of ten."
Everyone muttered and nodded in amazement.
"Why, thank you." Bon-Bon said thankfully, and he walked off the stage without taking the skirt off.
"So, who next?" Ballora asked peppily
"You know what? I'll go next." Puppet declared confidently. He walked behind the piano, where he had more cover, and began to get changed.
"Ooh, interesting. I wonder what Puppet's gonna do. Wait, is he...Puppet, there's a changing room off to the left."
"There is?" Puppet looked over.
"Yeah, those double doors by the stage."
"Go on, Puppet. I want to see you OPEN the doors." Foxy ushered Puppet. He wanted to know for sure if Puppet could open and close doors.
Puppet stared at the doors, then shook his head. "Actually, I'm fine changing over here. Just give me a sec. Look away."
"Ew, not looking!" Baby yelped, whipping her head around to face away from Puppet. Everybody else did, too.
"I can't believe he's changing inside my room right now..." Ballora groaned, disgusted.
"I can't either..."
"Are you done yet, Puppet?"
"Yep!" Puppet confirmed, and he came out from behind the piano as everyone else looked around at him. He was now wearing a nice tuxedo jacket.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped, a little awed.
"Wow!" Ballora added, gazing at Puppet.
"It's a fancy suit!" Puppet announced.
"Um, what type of fur is that, exactly?"
"It's not fur, silly. It's silk!"
"Silk..."
"Let me feel that." Foxy ordered, wanting to test Puppet's claim. He put his hand on the arm of Puppet's tuxedo and gasped; it was silk. "Woah, it is silk! And it's super soft..."
"It is? I want to feel it!" Ballora also felt Puppet's jacket, and her face lightened up. "Ooooo...very smooth. That must be comfortable to wear."
"You must be so fluffy..." Baby said, also feeling the jacket.
"I'm not fluffy!" Puppet denied, shaking his head.
"You're not fluffy?" Ballora stuttered.
"No."
"Where is fluffy, anyway?" Foxy wondered for no reason.
"He's right there." Ballora answered, pointing at the stuffed bunny that was sitting by her tea set.
"Oh, right."
"Fluffy, see?" Ballora went over and patted the stuffed bunny. "This is Fluffy."
"Oh, yeah..." Baby acknowledged.
Puppet cleared his throat loudly. "We're here for me, not the bunny." He said.
"Ah, right!" Ballora sputtered, moving off of the stage again. "I forget. Anyways, uh, is that your fashion style?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, then! Anybody else want to have their input on this?"
"It looks ugly." Bon-Bon insulted, staring at Puppet.
"You just think that because you're jealous, Bon-Bon." Foxy reminded the hand-puppet.
"I do not!"
"Yes, you do."
"Ugh..."
"Okay, well then, let's ask REGGIE what he thinks!" Ballora issued. "Reggie, what's your opinion on it?"
"Um, well, it is very soft." Reggie judged, observing the tuxedo carefully "I do quite like silk. It's almost like hand moisturizer, but without the wetness. Do you know what I mean?"
Everyone was silent for a moment.
"I mean, sure?" Foxy halfheartedly replied. "I guess?"
"Well, anyhow, it is very nice, but...it's not new. It's not hip. So-"
"Reggie, hey." Puppet interrupted, going over to Reggie. "Please consider what you're saying. Just...here. You can have this." Puppet stuffed something into Reggie's hand, something Foxy wasn't able to get a good look at.
"Did you just bribe me?"
Baby gasped, Bon-Bon looked furious. Ballora seemed confused, while Foxy facepalmed, feeling brought down by the ridiculousness of what just happened.
"Alright, continue with your magnificent review!" Puppet declared, heading back to where he had stood before.
Reggie nodded, then looked at the item Puppet had given him. He shouted loudly, his eyes seeming to almost pop out of his skull. He fell over in surprise.
"Reggie, are you okay?" Ballora asked, worried.
"Not now!" Reggie shouted, getting back up. He seemed frazzled. He went onto the pedestal and faced Puppet again. "W-with a sudden change of idea, I suddenly think it is the b-best clothing line."
"Actually, wait, hold on." Puppet interrupted again, going back over to Reggie. They began whispering, though it was loud enough so that it was quite obvious what they were saying.
"What do you want now?!"
"Say that I'm better than Bon-Bon. Here, take this." Puppet stuffed another item into Reggie's hand and ran back to his previous position again.
"Reggie, it's against court policy to take bribes!" Bon-Bon called.
"What's happening?" Foxy wondered.
"Um, guys, I don't feel comfortable about this right now." Reggie voiced nervously, and he pulled out...a stack of dollar bills. "He just g-gave me...two thousand dollars."
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed at the same time.
"Puppet, where on earth did you get that money?!" Foxy inquired Puppet, shocked.
"From the, the..." Puppet began. "I don't know. Wait, no! I do know what it was: my job on my computer!"
"I'm not convinced. You stole it from all the others, didn't you?" Foxy motioned his head towards the skeletons sitting on the rows of red chairs.
Puppet only just looked at the floor.
"Anyways!" Ballora cut in. "Reggie, what's your score?"
"Well...I think it's a...uh..." Reggie stammered. "...oh dear, this is very difficult. Um, I'll give it a...eight point five."
"Eyyyy!" Puppet cheered. "Get rekt, Bon-Bon!"
"Actually, Bon-Bon did better than you." Foxy pointed out.
Puppet stopped dead in his celebration. "...what?"
"Yeah, I did better. I got a nine." Bon-Bon boasted.
"No way."
"Yes way."
"Dang it."
"That's what you get for cheating!" Ballora asserted in justice.
"So, who's going up now?" Foxy mentioned, tilting his head to the side.
"Oh, oh! I got it!" Baby volunteered cheerily. She ran over to the doors of the backstage. "Can you open the changing room, please?"
"Yes, there you go." Foxy opened the backstage door.
"Thank you!" Baby rushed inside, and Foxy closed the door.
"That's right, give the girl some room to change." Ballora agreed.
"Can somebody give me some clothes so I'm ready for this?" Foxy asked the others, going over to them.
"You were supposed to bring some clothes. Did they not tell you to?"
"No one told me at all! Puppet, how did you know?"
"Uh..." Puppet mumbled, looking unsure. "I have suits on me all the time?"
Foxy and Ballora looked at each other.
"I don't doubt that, actually. I can actually believe that he has suits on him all the time."
"I feel the same." Ballora admit. "Something tells me that he's got, like, a bag of infinite space."
"Well, I just like to be prepared." Puppet reasoned. "What if you're walking down a hall and a random news reporter comes out? You've got to look the part."
"Alright, I'm ready!" Baby called from backstage.
"She's ready! Everybody shush!" Ballora commanded harshly.
"Wait, hold on one second! I need to talk to Puppet!" Foxy shouted.
"But...oh, fine."
Foxy and Puppet went over to one end of the room.
"Uh, can somebody open the door?" Baby called from inside the backstage.
"Just give them a second! They're doing something..." Ballora told Baby reluctantly.
"Do you have anything for me?" Foxy asked. Foxy wanted to make sure he would at least have a chance in the show, and since Puppet had a tuxedo, he was sure the marionette could supply him with something to wear.
"Yeah, I do. These are the most fanciest, most silkiest shoes I've ever seen."
"Okay, cool-"
"BUT...It comes with a little price."
"What? Alright, fine. What's the price?"
"You need to promise me that you'll be the most fabulous person ever with these shoes, and that you'll be stalked by many fans."
"Okay, I can deal with that. I accept."
"Are you sure?"
"Yep. If one of us wins, one of us wins."
"Uh, okay. I'll give them to you, then. But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win. Here."
Puppet handed the shoes to Foxy. They were a pair of brown boots.
"Boots? Okay, I guess I can work with this." Foxy put the shoes in his pocket (that could somehow fit shoes) and he and Puppet went back over to the others. "Okay, Baby, I'll let you out now."
"Finally!" Ballora sighed, annoyed.
Foxy went over to the door and opened it up. He noticed Baby was not anywhere in sight inside the room, but he knew that she was just trying to keep the element of surprise for whatever she was wearing. Foxy got off the stage and back over to everyone else.
"Alright!" Baby replied from inside the room. "So you were looking for hot, weren't you?"
She came out of the room, and the others gaped. She was wearing a suit with the look and seeming feel of solid magma, and that she panting as she wore it, meaning she actually was hot. It was also making the room hot; Foxy could feel the temperature increase.
"Woah." Foxy gasped.
"That's so hot right now!" Ballora said, grinning. Then she frowned and looked around. "Is it getting hot in here, guys, or is it just me?"
"It literally is! I can feel it from here, and it's burning up! Woo! It's all her."
"Yep! It's ME!" Baby whooped excitedly.
"That's so beautiful..." Ballora murmured, looking proud. "What's it made out of?"
"Magma!"
"Magma? Weird word. Sounds foreign. Is that French, or Italian?"
"No idea, but the best part is...it can also be cool!"
She pressed a button on the arm of the suit, and in the blink of an eye, the suit changed, and now it was made out of solid ice. The animatronics gasped once again, taking in the transformation.
"It's great! But we need to finalize this." Ballora decided. "What of it, Reggie?"
"Um, well, I will say that this does change a lot of things." Reggie critiqued, gazing at the suit in wonder. "I didn't know clothes could do this, you know? At first, she's burning up, and then suddenly, she's freezing. This can actually help other people and places around the world. People who live in cold climates could get warm, and people in hot climates could get cool. This could save lives-"
"Nah, nah, that's too boring." Foxy groaned, unimpressed.
"Well, it IS pretty hot and pretty chill! Get it?"
"That joke was awful."
"Yeah, that was lame! Boo!" Puppet heckled unappreciatively.
"No? Well, I'm sorry." Reggie apologized. "But, anyways, I give it a nine point five out of ten, for creativity, ingenuity, and originality."
"Woo-hoo!" Baby cheered, happy to be in the lead. "Beat that, guys!" She went back in the backstage to get out of the suit.
"Oh no! She got a higher score than me!" Bon-Bon whined, sad.
"So, is it my turn?" Foxy asked.
"Yeah, I think so." Ballora accepted. "Go up there."
"Okay, then. Baby, I need to change!"
"Hold on, let me get out of the suit first! And...there! Got it off." She came out of the backstage, and Foxy started into it.
"Wait, hold up!" Puppet called. "I need to talk to Foxy again!"
"Again with the secret talk?" Ballora grumbled audibly.
Puppet followed Foxy into the back room and closed the door, shutting out the others.
"Okay, what is it?" Foxy asked.
"I gave you the wrong stuff." Puppet replied. "Those are just normal boots. Give 'em back."
"Oh, good. I was wondering if these boots would be enough." Foxy handed the shoes back to Puppet.
"Okay, these are the ones I meant to give you." Puppet handed another pair of shoes to Foxy. They were the same, except they were pink instead of brown.
"Boots again?"
"But these ones are pink."
"Kind of girlish, but okay. I'll put them on."
"Good to hear. Alright, I'll be in the crowd! Good luck, buddy! It's all you!"
Puppet left the room. Foxy sighed, then focused on the shoes. He retracted the claws on his feet, then slipped the shoes on. He stood up and faced the door.
"Okay, Foxy. You can do this." Foxy told himself, trying to get motivation to keep going. "Here I go!"
He opened the door and stepped out onto the stage, then looked down at the others, their stares making him nervous. Everything seemed silent, time seemed to slow down.
Foxy began dancing, doing the best he could to bust a move. He beatboxed as he danced from side to side, his nervousness disappearing as he went.
"Is he dancing?" Ballora wondered curiously.
"Spin!" Foxy called out, and he spun around a single time.
"He is! And it's cool!"
Everyone began cheering. Foxy grinned, feeling even more confident than before.
"Do the spin again!" Ballora asked.
"Whoosh!" Foxy yelled, spinning around another time. "Oh yeah! Look at these boots; you know you like them!"
"Wow, this is amazing! It's like fabulousness is just EMANATING from his boots!"
Foxy then finished, posing dramatically. Everyone clapped.
"Well, that was great!" Ballora declared. "Let's see what the audience thinks first. Puppet?"
"I think they're the best things ever! Better than my suit! " Puppet complimented, and Foxy felt a surge of gratitude for the marionette. "And definitely better than the thing Bon-Bon was wearing."
Everyone looked at Bon-Bon. Interestingly enough, the bunny puppet was now wearing his wrestling mask again instead of his suit.
"What is Bon-Bon wearing, anyway?" Ballora speculated, confused.
"It's my wrestling mask." Bon-Bon responded, nodding.
"Yeah, you guys missed that day." Foxy quoted. "It was rather interesting, to say the least. I won, by the way."
"Yeesh, I'm glad I wasn't there for that." Ballora said disapprovingly. "Sounds too violent for me. Anyways, the boots! Baby, what do you think?"
Baby inspected the boots thoughtfully. "Sleek and practical, but, not quite my style. They still look good on you though, girl!" Baby winked.
"Thanks! Wait, you mean GUY, right?" Foxy asked.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever."
"Tomato, tomato." Ballora added vaguely. "What do you think, Reggie?"
"Well, I'm quite speechless, to be honest." Reggie muttered, looking at Foxy in amazement. "They're quite, like Baby said, sleek. And Foxy, the way you walked on the floor was just elegant. And when you made those moves, I just couldn't take my eyes off of those boots. I must say, I am very impressed. Ten out of ten!"
Foxy cheered, and everybody else cheered with him. Foxy felt accomplished to have won, even if it was just a competition for fun (and survival, but that was beside the point). Now that Foxy had secured a victory, all tense holdings that life had on him earlier were gone. He felt confident and free.
"Awesome, he won!" Puppet celebrated. "So, what's his prize?"
"Wait, doesn't Ballora still have to go?" Foxy asked, unsure of that prospect.
"Um, I don't do fashion anymore." Ballora confessed. "I'm just the director."
"Woah, so I've really won?"
"Well, uh...he got ten out of ten, so does that mean he wins?"
"I think so." Baby answered.
"I won! WOO-HOO!" Foxy whooped, celebrating harder than before. "I'm the best at fashion! YEAH! Okay, what did I win?"
Ballora seemed stuck for a moment, then she spoke up. "Uh, let me look in my toy box real quick and find out!" She ran into the backstage, and rummaging could be hearing, indicating that she was indeed looking through one of the toyboxes.
"I don't like where this is going." Foxy said, already knowing that something that came from a toy box would not be a very great reward.
"But if it's good, you'll split the prize with me, right?" Puppet asked, grinning.
"Yeah, of course! Duh!"
"Your reward is an apple!" Bon-Bon suddenly spoke up, forcing an apple into Foxy's hands. "That, and whatever Ballora is going to be giving you."
"Um, okay."
"Ah-ha! Here we go!" Ballora exclaimed, and she came back out from the backstage and went over to Foxy. "Alright, you ready?"
"Yep!"
"Now, this is a state-of-the-art thing that I'm about to give you! It's one of a kind, and only a single ONE has been made in the whole wide world! Only one!"
"Wow, then it has to be amazing! What is it?!"
"It is...the plunger 3001." She took out a plunger. Baby gasped. Bon-Bon said: "No way!"
"Uh, o-okay?"
"Yes, I know. I'm giving THIS to YOU because you've earned it fair and square."
"I guess I'm...excited?"
"Yes, yes, good. Here you go." She handed the plunger to Foxy.
"Woah..." Foxy muttered, staring at it.
"Be careful with it, though. It's been known to explode every once in a while."
"Yeah, thanks." Foxy turned to Puppet. "Puppet, you can have it. Consider it payment for taking your other plunger."
"Hey, thank you." Puppet thanked Foxy, looking pleased.
"Wait, why are you giving it to him?" Bon-Bon sputtered, looking surprised. "You won! Do you not understand that?"
"Yeah, why give it to him?" Ballora said, looking confused. "You earned it, not him."
"We're sharing it." Foxy told them.
"Mmm-hmm!" Puppet confirmed. "I'll use it on Mondays and Wednesday and he can use it every other day!"
"That's right!"
"Wait a second, did you guys...cheat?" Ballora went on, looking suspicious.
"No!" Foxy and Puppet both said at the same time.
"Then where did you get those boots?!"
"Um, um..." Foxy stuttered, looking around. Then he noticed the doors, the way of escape. It was now unlocked. Foxy ran over to it and threw them open. "Oh, look! The doors are open!"
"Hey, no! Come back here!"
Foxy and Puppet raced out through the door and slammed it behind them, preventing the others from giving chase.
"Ha, ha! We escaped!" Foxy boasted, smirking. "You guys are all stuck!"
"Can I get out?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy from the other side of the door.
"No, you're gonna come get me, too!" Foxy and Puppet ran away from the door, heading down the hallway towards the auditorium. "Let's go, Puppet! Let's get out of here before they figure out how to open the door!"
Foxy and Puppet ran into the auditorium and quit running, stopping in the middle of the room so they could catch their breath.
"Well, we won!" Foxy cheered once he had recomposed himself. "Ah-ha!"
"Yeah, we did!" Puppet exclaimed.
"We beat both those girls AND Bon-Bon!"
"Thanks for giving me my plunger back."
"No problem! It's a better one, apparently."
"Hopefully."
Foxy nodded, then climbed back onto the box. "Ah, well, let's go back down here and finish our conversation about your whole 'saving Christmas' thing."
"Sure."
And with that, they headed downstairs to chat with each other some more...
Puppet waved goodbye as Foxy left the room, then sat down on his couch again. He took the chip out from under the paper and placed it back into his mouth. Then he waited for a moment, waiting for it to come out...
And it did.
"Hello again, Puppet. Couldn't get enough of me, could you?"
"Cut it out."
"Aww, but aren't you happy to see me again? It's been SO long since I've last seen you. And I must say, you've definitely gotten worse."
"That's not important. Thing is, I need to know what you're doing. Why was a part of you embedded into Bon-Bon's systems?"
"Asking the same question again, are you? I remember you asked me the same thing yesterday. Trying to sound like a broken record? You know what I said already."
"You refused."
"That's right! But now, I'm feeling nice today. I'll humor you, how about that? I'm not going to tell you a thing, but I can give you...the general idea."
"Nothing else?"
"If you really think I'd tell you, then you're dumber than you look."
"Shut up and tell me already."
"My, my, so feisty. Well then, if you're going to be so demanding, then sure, I'll start. See, you already know I'm not supposed to be split like this. Such a meager shape is an insult to everything I once was."
"You're better this way."
"Oh, my, you're quite rude. Why not show me some hospitality? I am being nice to YOU, after all."
"Yeah, right. Anyways, go on."
"I remember what you did to me. What you did to my body. What you did to my soul. You shattered me. And, well, I haven't forgave you for that, nor do I ever intend to forgive you ."
"I don't need forgiveness from somebody like you."
"But you will once I return. I've got friends in many places, and you know just who they are. HE is waiting for me, and I shall return to him, as I shall to the others. But I am incomplete right now. Shattered, broken, useless. One part of me is not enough. The rest must be reclaimed. I will return. Another piece of me is already present elsewhere. It's doing well on its path to completion, I must say. Soon enough, the full plan will be enacted."
"I won't let you."
"What you want and don't want is meaningless. Once I come back, you'll be nothing more than a tool used to reclaim what is mine. Then you'll be thrown out, and you'll never see the light of day again. Then I can escape back to the real world, and with my allies, we will claim the power we rightfully deserve. But you don't deserve to know anything more than that. I'll see you soon, Puppet. Very, very, soon."
"Don't you leave- hey, respond! RESPOND...great. She's gone." He took the chip out of his head and put it under the paper again. "Well, at least now I know more. I'd better do some investigating around here whenever I get the chance." Puppet sighed, sat down, and eyed the paper the chip was hidden under. "Well, at least I know one thing."
He closed his eyes.
"You haven't changed one bit, Ennard."
Chapter 38: Deeper Secrets
Summary:
When Foxy gets curious over the things Puppet refuses to tell him, he sneaks into the marionette's box and hears some things that weren't meant for his ears.
Chapter Text
"Oh, man, wait a minute." Foxy said as he paced around the room. "Gregory's still not back, and Bon-Bon's not here, so I'm guessing Bon-Bon is with Gregory."
Today Foxy had been pacing around his back room in his cove, trying to think of what he would do today. Bon-Bon was not in the room; the hand-puppet had gone out to do other things. Now that nobody was interrupting him, Foxy had an idea of what he could do. He had postponed it for a while, but now it was time.
I think this is a good time for me to check out Puppet's box and see what secrets he's hiding. Foxy thought. He's been a bit secretive lately. Bon-Bon would be a bit noisy if he tagged along, so I think it's a good idea that he's not with me. Time to get to work.
Foxy had seen Puppet being secretive lately, and he knew the marionette was hiding things from him. The question was, what? He needed to find out, and since he had nothing else to do today, he figured it was now time to try and see if he could spy on Puppet and find anything out.
Foxy left the back room, heading into the main room.
So now I need to find a way into his box without him knowing. He's probably down there right now, but I really hope he's not.
Foxy started through the main room, but froze. Somewhere near the room, he could hear Puppet humming a bouncy tune.
Wait, is that him? Oh no, I'd better hide! But where?! Foxy looked towards the kitchen door. Uh, the kitchen! I'll go hide there!
"Silly sink! Come on!" Foxy could hear Puppet say. "Man, the rats are quite noisy today."
Wait,what? Foxy thought, running over to the kitchen door and peering through the window in the door. Puppet was inside the kitchen (and, interestingly enough, still wearing his tuxedo jacket from yesterday), fiddling with the sink. He was covering the sink itself, but Foxy could still hear quite the commotion inside the room. He's in the kitchen! Wow, this is too perfect! Now I can go investigate his box! I'd better be quiet, though.
Foxy ran away from the kitchen door and headed down the small hallway towards the auditorium, where he could get into Puppet's box.
Oh, this is gonna be awesome! Foxy thought as he went down the hallways. Puppet's like a neighbor, and right now I'm checking out his house to see any suspicious activity. Too bad I can't call the police, that would be even better! But, they probably wouldn't be able to find anything, so I guess it's me, myself, and I.
Foxy came into the auditorium and ran over to Puppet's box, then climbed up onto it and ambled down the ladder, heading down into the inside of the box.
Going down the ladder, going down the ladder. Foxy sang in his head. He quickly looked up, and when he saw that nobody was there, he kept going. Okay, he's not coming. Good.
Foxy slipped as he reached the bottom of the ladder and fell onto Puppet's couch. Now he was in the tv room.
"Ouch!" He cried. "That always hurts! Man, better start looking around."
He began looking around the room, trying to spot something. He lifted up a piece of paper on the table and spotted a chip underneath it, but then covered it back up. Surely it was nothing important. He opened a drawer in a nearby dresser, but nothing was in it. Instead, his eyes fell on a stack of papers on another part of the table.
These papers must be important. Let's see...dear diary, last night- wait a second, this isn't even his stuff! This looks like it used to belong to the security guards. Interesting, but not what I'm looking for.
Foxy left the tv room and came into the central room, where he began looking around it as well.
There's tea over here...one of his paintings, doesn't seem important...there might be something on his computer, I might have to check that later. Oh, man, whatever secret he had could be hidden ANYWHERE. This is going to take a while- wait, huh?
Foxy noticed something strange on the right wall of the central area, right next to the kitchen/bar thing: a painting of swords crossed behind a shield with a blue cross on it, which was positioned so far down the wall that it was level with the floor. He went over to it.
Hold on, this painting wasn't here last time. He must have put it here. Oh, wait, there's a signature on it! What does it say? Foxy squinted, trying to make out the blurry words on the bottom right of the painting. Need to get closer, and- Foxy hit the painting, and it fell of the wall and broke in two, revealing a set of double doors behind it.
Aah! Great, now he's gonna know that I'm down here! I just broke the painting! But, wow. A secret new room. When did he put this here? Let's take a look inside.
Foxy opened the double doors and found that the room was a small closet. The only thing inside was several big boxes stacked on shelves.
Woah, secret stuff. Better close the door behind me so I'll stay hidden. Foxy entered the closet and closed the doors, then turned up to the boxes. Okay, let's see what hehas.
Foxy opened the topmost box and was surprised to find a bunch of grey and black skeleton skulls inside of it.
Tons and tons of skulls. That's a bit creepy.
Foxy closed the box and opened the bottommost one, which was full of plungers.
Plungers?! He had all of these plungers and yet he was mad at me for losing one?! Why the heck was he so concerned, then? Is that first plunger special? Like magic? Maybe. Time to look in the final box.
Foxy opened the box in the middle and peered inside. The box was empty save for a single piece of paper, which was a list marked: Puppet's Plans.
Puppet's Plans? Let's have a look at this. Foxy took out the piece of paper and gazed at it, to find- There's nothing written on this! It's completely blank! Well, it does say one thing: 'Hi.' What plan would start with that? Hmm...I don't know. Anyways, I'd better put it back so he doesn't get suspicious.
Foxy placed the piece of paper back in the middle chest and closed it, sighing deeply. Then he froze. He could hear noises of Puppet humming as he came to the bottom of the ladder and entered the tv room.
"Hi, couch!" Puppet greeted as he came in. "Hey, tv!" He came into the central area, and now Foxy could see him through the windows in the doors of the closet. Puppet was turned away from the closet, however, and hadn't noticed yet. "Man, that sink in the kitchen was crazy. I'd better find a way to unclog it later on."
He still has the tuxedo jacket on. Foxy thought. He must really like that jacket.
Puppet looked around the room, and finally went over to the cabinets in the room, where the plunger was sitting, and took said plunger.
"Ah, I might as well just take the plunger." He decided. "I need to clean up this place. But first, to get some tea." Puppet went over to his kitchen area and opened a cabinet, grabbing a small cup and putting it by a coffee machine, where it started dispensing tea.
Okay, I need to get out of here! Cheese it! Foxy opened the door as silently as possible, and, without bothering to close it, ran over to the other side of the room and hid by the bathroom doorway, out of sight of Puppet. Whew. That was a close one. He peeked his head back out of the bathroom doorway.
"I think I'd better put something on my computer while my tea fills up." Puppet voiced, and he closed the fridge and went over to his computer room. As he did, he passed by the short hall and the bathroom where Foxy was hiding, still failing to notice the fox.
Foxy quickly whipped his head back into the bathroom. Crud, he almost saw me! I've got to get better at this sneaking around thing. Foxy listened and heard Puppet typing on his computer.
"Hmm. Also, where has the Purple Guy been?" Puppet wondered from inside the computer room. "He's been missing for a while. And I can't lose track of him. Crazy. Eh, I'm sure I'll find him later."
Foxy stopped dead. Purple Guy? That sounds...really familiar. Foxy had never heard of this 'Purple Guy' before, but somehow the name was so strikingly familiar to him that it sent an uneasy feeling down Foxy's gears. Then he remembered. And Puppet's gonna find him later? But who even is he? Could he have been one of the former workers, maybe? But wait, I thought we got rid of all of the workers a long time ago. He must have survived. He must be connected to all of this somehow.
"Oh, my gumball machine! There it is." Puppet exclaimed, pulling Foxy out of his thoughts. The marionette had been leaving his computer room and has spotted one of his gumball machines in the corner. "Glad to know that's still there. Anyway, better check on that tea." Foxy silently watched from the bathroom doorway as Puppet walked over to his kitchen area (and still didn't notice the fallen painting and the opened closet). "And the tea is done!" Puppet took the now-full tea cup and placed it on his kitchen counter.
He's drinking tea? Hey, I can use this. Foxy planned in his thoughts. Maybe I can put something in there that'll get him to fall asleep. But I've got to be careful, he almost saw me. It's time to be a detective again! Detective Foxy is ON the case! Yeah, that sounds right.
"Hmm, I'm hungry, but I've got to go back upstairs and handle that broken sink. I think I'll just quickly put something in the oven before I go."
Oh, good, he's about to leave. That means I can escape.
Foxy watched from afar as Puppet rummaged around in his fridge, looking for food to put in the oven.
Okay, he's still busy. I think I'll check the bathroom while I'm here. Let's see...
Foxy looked around the bathroom, opening cabinets and inspecting the cup of toothbrushes.
Nothing in his toothbrush cup...nothing in there...nothing here...okay, nothing seems to be here. Let's see if the coast is clear.
With the results of his search inconclusive, Foxy peeked back out of the bathroom doorway. Puppet was just now putting something in the oven. The marionette shut the door with the clang and set the time carefully, then left his kitchen area. He had started towards the tv room where the ladder was when he stopped dead and turned to the closet and the painting on the floor.
"Why is my closet open?" Puppet said in a low voice, sounding suspicious.
Oh no...this can't be good...
"Bon-Bon better not have been in my room again!"
Augh, phew! He blamed it on Bon-Bon. I'm not going to be blamed for this at all! Awesome.
Foxy watched as Puppet placed the halves of the broken painting on the kitchen counter and went into the closet.
"Let's see if everything is still in its place." Puppet began looking inside the chests.
Oh, god. Please tell me I didn't move anything by accident.
"All of my plungers are here, good. Especially glad to see you, plunger number five hundred and three!"
Five hundred and three?! WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY PLUNGERS?!
"The props are still here. I was afraid they might have gotten stolen."
So they're props, now, are they? And not the skulls of the security guards?!
"And...phew, my plans are still here and untouched."
It only says 'hi' on it! What does that mean?
Puppet closed up the closet, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Alright, everything seems to be clear." He sighed, thankful. "You know, that reminds me. I wonder where that part of Ennard could be."
Foxy was confused. Ennard? Who's that?
"I already know that there's a piece of her still around here, but...where could it be? I guess I'll find out later."
What is he talking about, a piece?
"Oh, I think I know what he means."
Really?! What?
"HA! As IF I'd ever tell you!"
Ugh, you stupid voice!
"Alright, enough sticking around here." Puppet declared decisively. "Time to go clean the sink. Up the ladder I go!"
Puppet ran into the tv room, and Foxy could hear the marionette quickly ascending the ladder.
Okay, now I can search the place! Here we go. Foxy thought excitedly.
Foxy exited the bathroom doorway and begin looking around the place. He looked down at a lectern with a book sitting open on it, but nothing of note was written in the book.
Wait, I think he's still logged onto his computer! I should check it.
Foxy ran into the nearby computer room and looked at the screen.
He has Minecraft on this. Out of all things, THIS is what he has on his computer? Wait, there's another game...it's Overwatch? He likes those two games? Eh, whatever. Oh wait, here we go. This thing called 'Secret Information' seems important. Let's take a look at it...IT'S LOCKED?! Oh, come on; that's not cool at all!
Foxy exited the computer room and glanced around at the area, trying to see if there was anything else. Then he gasped as his mind came to one simple conclusion.
I shouldn't stay down here; It's not going to take him TOO long to clean a sink. And if I have to hide from him a second time, I might not be as lucky. Better head back upstairs before he finds me!
Foxy ran into the tv room and hurriedly went up the ladder.
Foxy reached the top of the ladder and stood up on top of the box, breathing a sigh of relief.
I've got to see if I can password-guess his computer later on. Maybe it's actually that name he mentioned. 'Ennard'. Wow. I've never heard of this 'Ennard' before, yet somehow, it seems so familiar. Why is that name giving me...bad vibes? Either way, I'll have to check the computer eventually. It'll be hard, though; he barely ever leaves his box.
"You know what to do."
Shut up!
"Woah!" Someone exclaimed.
Foxy was snapped out of his mind instantly, and he turned to see that Puppet had entered the room and was looking up at Foxy.
"Hey, Foxy!" Puppet greeted in a friendly manner.
"Oh, uh, hi!" Foxy replied, trying to act casual. The pink-white foxy climbed down from the box and walked over to Puppet. "What's up?"
"Not much. Were you coming down to say hello?"
"Uh, yeah! Exactly! Just coming to say hi, how's your day been, have you seen any people in purple color or with weird names...that type of stuff. Not like I know anything, just kind of curious."
Puppet seemed a little surprised, but quickly got calm again. "Um, not really. I do know one guy, though. His name is the Green Guy. He's very environmental-friendly. It's pretty cool."
"Cool! Kinda like Captain Planet, except he's not blue."
"Yeah, like Captain Planet!"
Foxy and Puppet strolled away from the auditorium and on to another room.
"So, what were you doing away from your box anyway? Were you coming from the...bathroom?" Foxy asked as he and Puppet continued down the hallways.
"No, not the bathroom. There was a little security-guard-related issue with the kitchen sink." Puppet explained.
"Was it Freddy? Did he try and wash the security guard down the sink again and then got the body stuck?"
"I think so."
"Oh, wow! You've got to show me this."
"Well, I kind of cleaned it up already with that new plunger you gave me." Puppet took out the plunger and waved it in a referring manner.
"Awesome."
Foxy came into the kitchen and the fox looked down into the sink. He was unsatisfied to find that there was no trace of the mess anywhere in the sink.
"So, have you seen Bon-Bon around?" Foxy asked Puppet. "He's been missing lately."
"You should check the oven." Puppet replied vaguely. Foxy glanced down at the nearby ovens, but nothing was inside of them. Then Foxy turned back to the sinks.
"You cleaned up the mess already? Aw, man! Why didn't you come and get me? I was in my room the whole entire time and I would've LOVED to have seen what had happened in the sink!"
"Don't worry, it was just a cleanup. There was nothing to see in there."
Foxy sighed, then remembered Garbage. He decided to check on him. Foxy went over to the garbage chute and opened it.
"Hey, Garbage!" Foxy shouted into the chute. "Are you down there?!"
Once again, no reply. Foxy, disappointed with this, closed the chute again.
"Man, he's been missing for quite a while." Puppet mentioned.
"You sound pretty suspicious. What did you do to Garbage?!"
"Woah, I didn't do anything! He's just been very quiet recently. Maybe all that chicken finally got to him."
"No, no, chicken has a lot of protein, no way can he have died by it."
"But it wasn't cooked!"
"Sometimes it was."
Puppet only just shrugged. Foxy turned away from the marionette and begin to think. He wanted to find everybody else, but so far was coming up empty. Garbage was gone, as he had been, but maybe Baby was still around. There was a vent grate connecting to the vent system she lived in that was in the nearby break room, so maybe Foxy could look in there.
Foxy opened the door of the break room and went inside, heading over to the vent grate on the wall high above.
"Hey, Baby!" Foxy called sharply. "Are you up there?!"
Although Foxy could hear noises inside the room, nobody responded to him.
"I think she might be with Freddy." Puppet said, coming into the room himself.
"Or Ballora. One of the two. Either way, that's a solid maybe."
They exited the break room.
"Actually, speaking of," Puppet interrupted. "We need to set up something special for Baby and Freddy."
"Oh, yeah!" Foxy exclaimed, remembering the idea Puppet had mentioned a few days ago. "Is it that idea you have that they're actually dating and just don't want to tell us?"
"Yep."
"Then we've got to go through with that plan!"
"Want me to tell you what I've got in mind right now?"
"Yeah, go ahead! What's the idea?"
"So, I was thinking. What do two people do when they like each other a lot?"
"...this is a trick question, right?"
"No, no, just answer."
"They get a dog!"
"Actually, that might not be wrong, so let's say that there's two answers to this question. What's the other answer?"
"Uh, they go out for dinner!"
"Okay, that also works, so, three answers to this question. What's the third?"
"They...meet their parents!"
"You know what? I'm just gonna tell you. We're gonna throw them a big fancy wedding!"
"Wow, cool! And I can be the bridesmaid- I mean, groomsman!"
"Why'd you say bridesmaid?"
"I-I don't really know..."
"Anyway, would you like to help me set up this surprise?"
"Yes, of course! That would be amazing!" Foxy exclaimed. The fox knew that the 'wedding' was kind of a joke and they were really just trying to get their licks in, but he wanted to help anyway. He looked up in excitement and then stopped suddenly. The sign from last time was still nailed to the wall of the kitchen, reading 'Freddy Wuz Here' like it always had. Foxy felt that the sign was annoying, and decided now was the time to deal with it.
Foxy climbed up onto the nearby broom closet, then reached up and, with help from his animatronic strength, ripped the sign out of the wall. Then Foxy leapt down from the closet, opened the garbage chute, threw the sign inside, and closed it up again.
"Sorry about that, that sign was really bothering me." Foxy sighed as he faced Puppet.
"Man, how long has that been there?" Puppet asked interestedly.
"A while, actually! I'm surprised I didn't just take care of it the first time I spotted it there. But yeah, the wedding! That'd be awesome if I could help! Do you have any other people you can invite? Maybe somebody red, maybe somebody blue, maybe somebody with a MIX of red and blue."
Foxy was trying to get Puppet to accidentally reveal more info about Purple Guy and Ennard by trying to bring them up in a manner that suggested them, but also made it look like Foxy still didn't know that Puppet knew about them. Whoever they were, at least.
"Blue and red. Do you mean somebody orange?"
"No, that's not blue and red, that's red and yellow."
"Oh yeah, you're right! Well, I do know a few people I can invite, but...we'll leave that for later. Part of the surprise, you know."
"Come on, you can tell me. I'm supposed to be helping, anyhow. Who are they?"
"Ah, okay. His name..."
"Yeah?"
"...is Papal Guy."
"Papal Guy? Is that the guy who did the pineapple pen song?"
"Yeah! He has a pen, and he has a pineapple."
"Wow, you know him?!"
"I sure do! He's gonna be one of our celebrity guests."
"How long have you known him?"
"Since forever! We had preschool together, and it was great."
"That guy looks pretty old, so, I must ask: how old is HE? I mean, he looks old, but I wouldn't know."
Puppet stared off into the distance for a moment, seemingly contemplating Foxy's question. "I dunno. I've never asked him. Maybe he was just held back a few years. Either way, he's my longtime friend."
"He's lying to you."
"No he's not! He's telling me the truth, I'm sure of it!" Foxy assured the voice roughly.
"Huh?" Puppet stuttered, confused. "Foxy, who was that?"
"Nobody."
"Maybe we should look around. There were some rats in here earlier, scampering around." Puppet began glancing around the room as if he was waiting for something to appear.
"Woah, really? Were they loud?"
"Yeah, they were."
"He's gonna catch on soon! He'll know I'm here!"
"No, he won't! Be quiet!" Foxy growled to the voice.
"Those rats are starting to form syllables now." Puppet voiced, frowning. "Where are they?"
"Oh, uh, I have no idea!" Foxy yelled quickly, trying to call attention away from the voice. "They could be anywhere right now!"
"Hmm, suppose I'll have to look for those rats later. So, who do you plan on inviting to the wedding?"
"Eh, I don't know. I did have some people I could invite. One starts with an E, but I can't remember their name. Evelyn, Eric, Ennard- I mean, Elijah. I can't remember their name, but it had something like a 'nnard' syllable in it. Know anybody like that?"
"Can't say I do. What about your number one? Who will be your number one in this wedding? I'm thinking of bringing Ballora as mine."
"Aww, do you have a THING for Ballora?"
"What? No! It's just your number one! You know, your MVP! Your best friend!"
"Usually the 'number one' is someone you DATE, am I right? Or they're your best super-friend."
"Best super-friend! There you go! So what, are you gonna bring Bon-Bon?"
"Do I really have a choice?"
Puppet winced. "Yeesh, I wanna say yes, but I think I'd better be honest. No."
"Yeah, you answered your own question with that one."
"Alright."
"So! Let's go back to your box, and 'look around', y'know."
"Why do you want to go into my box?"
"Well, because I want to hang with you! Everybody else is gone, and I have no idea where they are, so I'm bored. And, just look at all that you have in your box. A nice computer that you can password lock, a shiny bathroom, a fully stocked kitchen area, and a big old tv. What's not to love?"
"Say, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. We could watch movies!"
"Yeah! And you could turn your computer on and put the password in!"
"Well, that's what you've got to do to find movies to watch, silly. Let's go."
With Puppet leading the way, the duo left the kitchen, heading back to the auditorium.
Yes, this is perfect! Foxy thought as he silently followed behind Puppet, eagerly anticipating another chance to look around inside of it. I might be able to find more secrets!
"He doesn't suspect a thing!"
I told you this would work out, didn't I? All this about you wanting to find out what Puppet's been up to, and now we can finally get to it!
"Great! Nice to see you're honoring our agreement."
Woah, don't say that out loud, Puppet might hear-
"Those rats again?" Puppet wondered, looking around the hall they were walking through. "Man, they must be infesting every room."
"Y-yeah, right?" Foxy agreed quickly. "We might need to get an exterminator. I did a good job with the chickens, but I don't know if we can get rats."
"Nah, they still appear here and there. I found one in my bathtub the other day."
"What?!"
"Uh-huh."
"That's kind of weird."
"I know."
They had reached the box and were climbing down the ladder at this point.
"Down we go!" Puppet cheered as they went.
"Woo-hoo!" Foxy whooped. "Let's go find movies on your computer! Oh, and by the way, remember to enter in your password and ALSO say it out loud."
"Whatever you say!" Puppet agreed cheerily as they reached the bottom of the ladder and entered the tv room (Foxy landed on the couch quite awkwardly and muttered in pain). "Also, I've got a cool new thing that you should see."
"What?"
"Check it." Puppet led Foxy into the central room and over to the closet doors.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped, trying to act surprised even though he had already seen the closet roughly 15 minutes ago.
"Don't tell anybody, but there's usually a painting here to hide this super-secret closet to hide of all my secrets. I originally thought it'd be great to hide this, but since I don't have people down here often, I guess it's okay leaving it off. And the painting fell off of the wall anyways, and I don't have one to replace it, so that just ensures that I keep it this way."
"Oh, really? A super-secret closet?! Can I look inside?" Foxy began to approach the closet.
"No, no, no!" Puppet raced in front of Foxy and pushed him back. "It's forbidden."
"Aw, come on! You can let me in there! I mean, it's not like there's a paper in there labeled 'Puppet's Plans' that only says 'hi' on it."
Puppet looked both astonished and suspicious. "What are you talking about?"
"Oh, nothing. Lucky guess, right?"
"..."
"Oh, and it's not like you also have a bunch of skulls in there or something."
"Uh, yeah. You're right."
"Yeah, that's it. But I've never seen this closet before, so that SHOWS that I haven't been in there."
"Well, okay. Also, would you like some tea?"
"Uh, sure. By the way, that thing in your oven is probably done by now; you should go take it out."
"Oh, right!" Puppet ran into the kitchen area and was reaching for the stove when he stopped suddenly and looked at Foxy. "Wait, what? How did you know I had something in my oven?"
"I swear I just heard something go 'DING!' when we came down here. I just assumed that it was your oven."
"Oh, okay." Puppet turned back to the stove.
Good, he isn't suspicious. Foxy thought.
"You idiot! If you keep saying stuff like that, he's gonna figure out that you were down here earlier!"
No, he won't! I'm sure of it!
"Fine, you can believe it's that way! But if you get busted, it's not my fault!"
I'm not going to get busted. Shut up already.
"So, what were you making?" Foxy asked politely.
"I made my super-cool TEA PIE!" Puppet revealed, as he reached into the oven. "Also known as pumpkin pie." Puppet pulled a pumpkin pie out of the oven and closed it carefully. Then he opened a cupboard and pulled out a plate, which he set down on the kitchen bar counter and then put the pie on top of it.
"Tea pie?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"That's a bit weird."
"It's made out of tea! And pie. Tea pie! Pie tea!"
"Okedokely..." Foxy stood up and took a few steps in the general direction of the computer room. "So, about the computer and signing into it..."
"Wait, you don't want any pie?" Puppet asked, looking dejected.
"Nah, I'm not really that hungry right now."
"Aww, okay. We can have some later." Puppet followed Foxy into the computer room. "So, wanna watch a movie?"
"Yeah!"
"Alright, sit down."
Foxy sat down on the black couch in the computer room and folded his hands in wait. Puppet sat on his desk chair and turned on the computer. Then he went to the options panel and selected 'security', then pressed 'offline'. The computer then prompted Puppet to enter in the password.
"Okay, are we gonna get the movie?" Foxy asked.
"Yeah, just gotta put in my password." Puppet informed Foxy. Foxy grinned eagerly. "Just please turn around."
"Aww, man! Why can't I see the password?"
"I can't tell you what it is. Gotta make sure the computer stays secure. Just please turn around. I'll tell you when you can look back."
"Alright, fine."
Foxy turned around for a second, waited for Puppet to look back down at the keyboard, then turned and watched Puppet start entering the password.
"5...4...3...cool...guy...42." Puppet muttered as he typed.
543coolguy42. Alright, better remember that. Voice, can you remember it for me?
"If it helps us achieve the plan, then sure, whatever."
Good.
"What was that?" Puppet said, beginning to turn back around.
"Nothing, just looking at the wall!" Foxy lied, quickly turning back to the wall before Puppet could face him completely. Foxy had now memorized the password, and now he could come back later and try to look through the computer. He couldn't right now, due to Puppet being here with him, so he decided that now was the time to go back to being casual and just watch the movie with Puppet.
"Uh, okay." Puppet turned back to his keyboard, and Foxy looked back around at Puppet again. "Enter." Puppet pressed the enter key, and the computer's security went offline. "Alright, it's ready!"
"Yay, good to hear!" Foxy cheered.
"What movie do you wanna see?"
"I dunno. What do you want to watch?"
"I kind of want to see Planet of the Apes: Return to the Planet of the Apes."
"Eh, maybe not that one. I heard it got bad reviews because the main cast wasn't 'ape' enough."
"Oh, yeah. What about Jurassic Park, then?"
"No, they said the dinosaurs weren't realistic with the time."
"Aw, okay, not that movie either. What do you want to see, then?"
"Huh, haven't thought about it. There is that new Harry Potter movie that came out."
"That one? Oh, isn't he old in that movie?"
"Yeah, he's in his fifties in this movie! It was Harry Potter and the Retirement Home. I know, weird title, but apparently it's the most magical of the magicals."
"Alright, let's see that one, then. Let me send it to the tv." Puppet went online and found the movie, then clicked a few things before pressing 'enter' again. "Boom! Alright, it's sending."
"Let's get to the tv room, then!"
Foxy and Puppet exited the computer room and headed through the central room into the tv room. As they went, they passed the closet. Foxy looked at the closet for a moment, contemplating whether or not he should go back into it, then decided against it and kept heading to the tv room.
They entered the room and sat down on the red couch. As they did, Foxy noticed the stack of papers on the table and decided to ask Puppet about them, just to see what the marionette would say if he asked.
"So, what are those papers here on the table?" Foxy asked casually, gesturing to the papers.
"Nothing special, really." Puppet replied, gazing at the papers for a moment. "Just my tax forms."
"But it says 'security guard' on it."
Puppet seemed a little nervous at this. "Oh, that! That's because it's the...security guards' tax forms!"
"Ah, okay. Anyways, let's start the movie."
"Right!"
Puppet grabbed the remote sitting on the table and turned on the tv. And with that, the movie started playing...
Chapter 39: The Pizzeria Redecorator
Summary:
A man arrives and attempts to get the animatronics to buy his furniture.
Chapter Text
"So Bon-Bon, I've got something to tell you- hey, Bon-Bon! Look at me! You're being rude!"
"No."
Funtime Foxy was in his room today (the cove room, not the back room) and was conversing with Bon-Bon. Or at least, trying to converse with Bon-Bon. The stubborn hand-puppet was refusing to look at him, and Foxy was quickly getting agitated by this. He had an idea of why Bon-Bon was acting like this, but he decided to disregard it for now.
"Why not?"
Bon-Bon finally turned around and squinted up at Foxy, looking a bit angry. "You know why."
"I told you, I don't know where Gregory is! It's not my fault he's missing, anyway!"
"It is your fault. You just don't want to go looking for him."
"I HAVE been looking! Yesterday I was going to go looking for him, but I decided to go spy on Puppet instead, and I found out some stuff, which we need to tell Ballora about later. But you're going to have to WAIT for Gregory! Look, I'm sure he's fine. He might be with Freddy."
"No, I refuse to wait. We need to find Gregory as soon as possible."
"I'm sorry, but it has to wait! We have more pressing matters on our hands, okay?"
"What's more pressing than finding Gregory?!"
"The stuff I found out from Puppet! And it's pretty crazy."
"But Gregory-"
"Don't worry, I'm sure he's fine. He and Freddy have been missing for the same amount of time, so they might be going on some weird, crazy adventure together."
"And Gregory wouldn't tell me about this?!"
"He's a CHICKEN! He can't talk!"
"Well, he could have left a note!"
"Maybe! And you could have also EATEN the note. Everyday, you eat anything you find on the ground!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"No, you're lying."
"I'm not lying. You do."
"It's not my fault everything's so tasty."
"Ugh, whatever. Come on, I say we go and find Ballora. Let's go."
Foxy edged towards the exit to the room. Bon-Bon seemed reluctant to follow, but shuffled along after Foxy anyways.
"Fine..." The hand-puppet groaned as he followed Foxy.
"About time." Foxy grunted as they left the room and came into the main room. "Okay, let's go and...what the?"
Upon entering the room, Foxy immediately noticed that somebody else was here: a human man, standing just by the front doors, observing the room. He had messy black hair, dark blue eyes, tan skin, and was wearing a black suit with a red tie.
"Hmm..." The man said as he looked at the room. "...this actually looks pretty nice, but it could be better..." The man turned and saw Foxy and Bon-Bon standing there. "Ah! Hello there!" The man greeted, and he approached Foxy.
"Uh, hi?" Foxy greeted, unsure of how to react to this person. Who was he? Another nightguard? Were they going to have to do their hunting job yet again tonight?
"So, uh, do you guys work here?"
"Um, sure, we work here! Yeah."
"That a costume you're wearing?"
"Yes."
"Well, let me actually introduce myself. I am Sir Francis Carter." The man bowed for a moment, then stood straight again. "I am a salesman. I come by to local businesses and offer...redecoration plans, so as to give the building a nicer look and feel."
"Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me. Are you a furniture salesman or something?"
"Yes, I am indeed a furniture salesman. However, I prefer to call myself the 'Redecorator' or even 'Person that sells random objects'."
"That makes ZERO sense to me. Also, how'd you get in here in the first place? The doors are boarded up, and the place hasn't even officially opened yet. How did you get inside?"
The 'Redecorator', or Francis by his proper name seemed to not have heard Foxy. Instead, he plowed on with his current actions. "So now, let us start off. Firstly, we have our excellent piece of toast." Out of nowhere, Francis pulled out a piece of toast and handed it to Foxy, who was further confused by this.
"Uh- what- um-" Foxy stuttered, unable to make sense of what the usefulness of a piece of toasted bread would be.
"A buttery, toasty piece of bread! You like toast, right? Everyone does."
"Yeah, I do, but why'd you give me this to start out with?"
Once again, Francis ignored Foxy. "So, I'm selling that piece of toast- just that piece of toast- but, if you want more bread like this, I have this toaster right here!" The Redecorator pulled a microwave out from thin air and slammed it into Foxy's hands.
"Okay, uh, yeah. Now I have a toaster and toast." Foxy stuttered. He placed the heavy toaster on the counter of the stand next to his room, making a heavy CLANG sound as he placed it there.
"I'm selling this toaster, you know, and you seem like a man that likes toast. Would you like to buy it and get more toast?"
"Uh, actually, we already have a toaster. BUT SERIOUSLY, how did you get in here?! There's no way in, and you're just giving me toast, which I don't need right now! And how are you making this stuff appear out of thin air?!"
"Fine, fine, you don't want the toaster. I understand that completely." Francis said, although he still ignored the part about how he got in the location. He grabbed the toaster, turned around for a second, then turned back around, and the toaster was gone. "Uh, you look like a fine establishment, so how about this: I have these fine stools here." The salesman placed down a wooden stool that was colored white-and-blue. In fact, it looked just like the stools they used for the tables in the rooms throughout the pizzeria. "So, this stool is-"
"Why is everybody yelling?!" Somebody complained, and Foxy turned to see Puppet running over to Foxy and the Redecorator.
"Aah! Puppet, where did you come from?!" Foxy exclaimed, surprised by the marionette's sudden appearance.
"From my box, where else would I come from? And, more importantly, why is everybody yelling?! What did I TELL YOU about yelling?"
"I'm not the one doing it! Look!" Foxy pointed at Francis. "Another one got in!"
Puppet turned and looked at the Francis, becoming a little off-put by the salesman being there. "Why does that keep happening?"
"You, sir, look like a fine man." Francis cut in conversationally. "Interested in my wares?"
"Are you trying to sell us our own chairs?" Foxy asked, as he eyed the stool that looked just like the stools already in the pizzeria. "These are the same chairs we have THROUGHOUT the pizzeria!"
"Well, this one is state-of-the-art!"
"Ooh!" Puppet replied, looking excited. "I'll take fifty!"
"Fifty! Ah!"
"No, no, no!" Foxy cut in, hurriedly trying to prevent Puppet from spending any money. "He doesn't make the deals, I do! Now, take back your chair and LEAVE!" Foxy forced the stool into the Francis' hands.
"Fine, fine, you don't want the stool. I get it." Francis apologized, but did not turn to leave. He turned around for a second and looked back at them, and the stool was also gone. Then he eyed Puppet. "But, allow me to speak with this fine gentleman here. Sir, might you be interested with this being in your life?" The salesman pulled out a tall gold lamp with a brown lampshade and placed it down onto the floor. "Voila."
"Actually, that's a pretty nice lamp." Foxy admit, liking the look of the lamp.
"It is." Puppet agreed, nodding quickly. He faced Francis. "So, can we have this for free? Like, on the house."
"No." Francis refused, frowning. "See, I'm a salesman, sir, so I don't give free items."
"Bon-Bon, do you hear this?" Foxy questioned Bon-Bon, who had been standing to the side the whole time. "He's trying to sell stuff to Puppet, and Puppet buys everything. That's not good."
"Eh, I'm just letting you guys deal with this." Bon-Bon responded, shrugging uninterestedly.
"Ugh, THANKS! You're SO helpful." Foxy growled sarcastically.
"You're a salesman, but have you considered becoming a 'free' man and giving this to us for no cost?" Puppet offered the salesman, patting the lamp.
"Sir, I can't." Francis replied, shaking his head. "I'm a working man like you, and this is how I make my money to pay for things."
"Okay, we don't want it, then." Foxy spoke up. "Just get rid of it."
"Fine, fine." The salesman grabbed the lamp and pulled it behind his back, and it instantly disappeared.
"At least he's not looking around the place." Foxy whispered to Puppet. "There's so much stuff here that it could be a problem."
"Hmm, I think I should look around and see what I can do about the place." Francis voiced, looking around at the room. "I am the Redecorator, so I do need to know what has to be redecorated. So, what can I- ah!" The salesman went over to the tables in the main room, which had lamps on them already. "See? You guys have lamps in this place already. Why wouldn't you want a bigger lamp?" He placed down the tall gold lamp again.
"Because we already have the little ones." Foxy stated. "Why would we need a bigger one?"
"Uh...because bigger things are better."
"He's not wrong, Foxy." Puppet agreed. "Bigger is better."
"Oh, but I think...he's one of those guys." Foxy said, thrusting a finger back at the Redecorator. "I think you know what I mean."
"Aw, yeah." Puppet understood, nodding. "One of those guys."
"Huh? What do you guys mean by that?" Francis asked confusedly.
"Uh, nothing." Foxy told the Francis.
"Hmm, okay." Francis grabbed the lamp and pulled it behind his back, and it disappeared once again.
"Now, about the lamp." Puppet began, trying to steer the conversation back to the original topic. "Do you, perhaps, have a bigger lamp than that?"
"A bigger lamp...let me check in my inventory." The salesman turned around and seemed to begin searching through something, though Foxy couldn't see what. After a few minutes, the Redecorator turned back to them. "No, I'm afraid I don't. I do have more lamps that are the same size as that last one you saw." The salesman placed down another tall lamp, this time wooden with a black lampshade.
"Uh, you know who would like this?" Foxy mentioned to Puppet as he eyed the lamp. "Ballora."
"Oh, there's more people?" Francis inquired interestedly as he pulled the lamp behind his back and made it disappear.
"Yes, tons of people. Follow me over here."
Foxy began leading Francis down the halls towards Ballora's room, with the others following behind.
Alright, time to get rid of this guy. Foxy thought as he led Francis towards Ballora's room. He's kind of annoying, so I'd better pawn him off to Ballora. She can deal with him for me.
"So, uh, quick question." Francis spoke up. "What's with this little fellow?" He looked to Bon-Bon.
"Um, well..." Bon-Bon stuttered nervously. He was looking at Francis longingly for some reason. "I'm Bon-Bon. And, uh...yeah." Bon-Bon ran over to Foxy. "Foxy, can I eat him?"
"No, you can't." Foxy whispered back. "We need him alive. For now."
"What was that you just said?" Francis asked worriedly.
"Sorry, Bon-Bon's kind of mumbling right now, and I don't know why. He didn't say anything important."
"Well, if you say so."
"Ballora!" Foxy called as he, Francis, and the others entered Ballora's room. "We have somebody new here, coming to say hi!"
Ballora had been sitting by her tea set. When she looked up and saw Francis she gasped in fright and stood up instantly. Reggie was standing on Ballora's pillar, watching the interaction with a befuddled look.
"AAH! What is that?!" She squealed.
"Hmm, these skeletons don't seem very nice." Francis commented, looking to the skeletons. "I'd better clean them up." He began taking the skeletons and pulling them behind his back, causing them to disappear as well.
"Well, I did not expect him to do that." Foxy said, a little surprised.
"Hey, what are you doing?! Stop it!" Ballora cried, running over to Francis angrily.
"What's with all the skeletons, ma'am?" Francis asked. "Is this some sort of haunted house attraction that you guys have here?"
"What?! No! This is my ROOM, where I preform for my audience! And now look: you're taking them away from me! You KIDNAPPER!"
"Uh, Puppet, can I talk to you for a second?" Foxy inquired Puppet, who was nearby.
"Sure." Puppet agreed, and he followed Foxy over to one side of the room. Meanwhile, Francis kept inspecting the room, Ballora tailing him frustratedly all the way.
"Wow, this a nice piano..." Francis muttered as he went to Ballora's piano.
"Yes, it is! Don't touch it." Ballora threatened him.
"Oh, right. I do have something to sell you."
"Something to...sell me? Okay, what do you want?"
"Allow me to show you my wares."
Foxy tuned out Ballora and Francis and spoke to Puppet instead. Bon-Bon was hanging out on the sidelines, quietly watching everything happen.
"So, I've thought it out, and I've decided. SHE'S gonna get rid of him for us." Foxy muttered to Puppet.
"She is?" Puppet replied.
"Yeah. She can take all of his stuff and spend her money. Then we don't have to pay anything."
"Hey, cool idea! She can pay for it all and give some of it to us! That way, we get FREE stuff from him!"
"Exactly, yeah! Let's go see what Ballora and that 'Redecorator' guy are doing."
Foxy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon went over to Francis, who was just now showing Ballora what he had to sell.
"I have here...a chair." Francis placed down a stone chair. "Way cooler than your piano, right?"
"A chair?! Argh, I don't need this!" Ballora complained. "I already have PLENTY of chairs! And they're all more comfortable-looking then whatever chairs YOU have."
"She does have a point." Foxy sided. "That stone chair looks nowhere near as good as all the comfy red armchairs she has lined up in this room. They're comfy, squishy, and even bouncy!"
"I noticed you don't have a chair here next to your piano." Francis pointed out.
"Well, that's because it doesn't fit there!" Ballora argued. "Duh!"
"Oh, so you want something smaller, huh? Let me see what I've got." Francis took the stone chair away and turned around, once again rooting around in something Foxy couldn't see.
"No, seriously! Nothing fits in that tiny corner. It's literally impossible. Physically, mentally, and magically impossible. Why are you so pushy?"
"He's like that. I mean, he just tried to sell me a toaster with toast a few minutes ago." Foxy informed Ballora.
"Toast?"
"Toast! Already-made toast!"
"Well, that is kind of smart. Saves you the trouble of having to make the toast at first."
"Pretty good toast, too." Puppet added in agreement.
"Actually, forget about the chair. I have another idea." Francis mentioned, and he turned back to the animatronics. "Now that I'm looking properly, I noticed this room does not seem to have any beds. So, I'll sell a bed to you." Francis put down a bed with a pink blanket on it, but instead of the bed being on the floor, it was floating a few feet above the ground.
"WHY IS THE BED FLOATING?!" Puppet and Ballora exclaimed at the same time.
"It must be magical!" Foxy said, grinning. "It's like something out of The Exorcist!" Foxy went over to the bed and hoisted himself onto it, then stood up and looked down at the others, who were marveling over the bed (except for Bon-Bon, who was still as quiet as ever).
"This man has to be a WITCH!" Ballora yelled. "Burn the witch!"
"Woah, woah, it's not magic." Francis explained hastily. "It's actually suspended there by invisible wires."
"But how did you connect it to the ceiling so fast?" Foxy asked, confused. Foxy could see the thin wires making the bed 'float', but was now wondering how Francis had gotten it connected to the ceiling so fast."
"Uh...reasons."
"Say...now that I'm up here, I have the sudden urge for pea soup. Dunno why, but I just want it."
"And you...seem to have green ooze coming out of your mouth." Puppet noted, pointing at Foxy's jaw.
"I do?! Oh, I'd better get off this bed!" Foxy leaped off of the bed, and his urge to have pea soup disappeared. He felt around his mouth and touched the green ooze, then wiped it away. Foxy was now a bit afraid; what kind of bed could make people want pea soup AND also make them emit green slime from their mouth. "Yeesh, what is wrong with this bed?"
"Uh, nothing's wrong with it." Francis insisted. "It's just an acquired taste. So...do you want the bed?"
"No, we do not." Foxy refused at once.
"Burn the witch..." Ballora muttered darkly.
"Fine, fine, fine, I understand." Francis said, and he pulled the bed behind his back and it went away. "So, you're a beautiful young lady, so I think I can find something else for you."
"Did you just call me a lady?" Ballora screamed. "Did you just call me a LADY?! I am NOT a lady, I am BALLORA!"
"Well, you're beautiful anyway."
"...That is true, I guess. Thank you."
"Anyway, someone as beautiful as you might want to look in the mirror sometimes. So I've got this."
Francis placed down a wooden dresser, complete with many pink or yellow-handled drawers, as well as a three-paneled mirror. Ballora, looking interested, went over to it.
Oh no. Foxy thought, worried that something involving a mirror might be enough to pursue Ballora into spending money.
Suddenly, as Ballora was gazing at the dresser, all three panels of the mirror suddenly cracked one by one, and a few pieces of loose glass came free from the mirror and tumbled down onto the floor. Ballora, shocked, stepped back, then turned back to Francis with a furious look on her face. Francis himself was trying to remain as straight-faced as possible, though Foxy could tell he was holding back laughter.
"Why did the mirror just crack?" She inquired, looking heated. "Are you LAUGHING at me now?!"
"I'm sorry." Francis said forcibly as held back a smile.
"Did you just...REGGIE! BEAT HIM UP!"
Reggie, knowing that Ballora would take her anger out on him if he did not reply, began to say something.
"Uh, I think the glass is broken. And it's not just you, either, Ballora." Foxy commented passively. "Sorry for interrupting you, Reggie. What were you gonna say?"
"Oh no, it's fine!" Reggie forgave, nodding quickly. "I was just going to say that you look lovely, darling Ballora. Just some cheap glass. Happens every time. Can't trust these businessmen. They're always trying to sell you such...outdated stuff, you know."
"Yeah!" Ballora shouted determinedly.
"Exactly." Foxy agreed, thinking that a riled-up Ballora was better than an angry Ballora.
Puppet, meanwhile, looked very unhappy that Reggie hadn't disagreed with Ballora.
"Reggie, you're lame." He groaned.
"What? Don't blame me! I used to be a salesman, you know." Reggie informed Puppet.
"Well, you never disagree with anything! You agree to anything said, no matter what!"
"I want a job here. How am I going to get one if I make everybody angry? And I'm still waiting for that 'costume' thing you guys keep talking about."
"Yeah, we're still trying to look for one." Foxy explained matter-of-factly.
"Oh, uh, that's fine, I guess. Just hoping you guys will hurry with that."
Francis cleared his throat loudly. "So, fine sir, you yourself look like you need a place to actually rest. Look at this wonderful piece." He put down a white armchair next to the pedestal. "Here's a white armchair."
"A white armchair...it looks a little bland. I was a judge for a fashion show recently."
"Yeah, and he did a good job." Foxy added. "Thanks, by the way."
"Oh, well, you're welcome. So, yes, I was a fashion show judge."
"Really?" Francis replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Um, yes. And I must say, that is not quite fashionable."
"Fine, fine." Francis pulled the armchair away. "How about this chair instead?" Francis put down the same wooden chair he had shown Ballora earlier. "You look like a man that prefers wooden chairs. What do you think?"
Reggie squinted at the chair. "Is that mahogany, or oak?"
"I think it's cardboard." Foxy told Reggie. Foxy was looking at the chair right now, this time more closely, and he thought the chair looked a little too flimsy to be wood, so he guessed it was cardboard.
"Cardboard?! Mr. salesman, sir, are you trying to sell me a cardboard chair?"
"No, no, it must be the French kind of cardboard!" Puppet interrupted. "Like: Carton!"
"Puppet, what the heck?!" Foxy exclaimed. "Why are you trying to help this guy? He's trying to make us waste our money on things we don't need!"
"Seriously, it says it on the tag!" Puppet ran over to the chair, to where a white tag was sticking out of the side. "Carton: Made in France."
"Well, I'm from England, and I've been to France before." Reggie stated. "And I've never heard of this...Carton."
"Wait, no! Puppet's messing with you!" Foxy cut in, running over to the chair. Foxy could see the tag; it did not read what Puppet had said, but read: Fragile. "It says Fragile on it. That's not French! Fragile is NOT French!"
"Fragile, French, French toast. It's all the same thing." Puppet insisted. "Speaking of toast...mmm." Puppet pulled out the piece of toast he had gotten from Francis earlier and took a bite out of it.
"You got French toast?!" Ballora squealed, looking jealous. "I want French toast!"
"I'm surprised he hasn't visited Puppet's room yet." Foxy mentioned accidentally.
"Oh, another room to redecorate? Sounds good." Francis said, pulling the chair away.
"Room?! No, I don't have a room!" Puppet lied anxiously. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"It's that big present! Down at the room at the end of the hall!" Foxy cried, holding the door open.
"Great!" Francis thanked, heading through the door.
"No! Don't go near my house!" Puppet screamed, running through the door after the salesman. Everybody else followed.
"Get out!" Puppet ordered. As Foxy came down the ladder with Ballora and Bon-Bon, he saw Puppet running into the central room after Francis, who was hurriedly inspecting the rooms of Puppet's box.
"No, sir. I'm trying to see what there is to improve." Francis refused, not turning to face Puppet as he continued staring at every inch of the area.
"Nothing! My place is already great!"
Francis ignored Puppet and gazed around at the room even further. Foxy could tell by the slightly frustrated look on Francis' face that the salesman was struggling to find something to improve.
"Hmm...HMM..." Francis mumbled.
"See? I told you. Everything is fine." Puppet voiced, shrugging.
After a moment, Francis' face lit up, signaling that he had an idea. "Oh, well, sir, it seems you don't have a bed." He placed down the same pink bed from before.
"I do! My futon sofa in the computer room is my bed!"
"Yeah, he sleeps on a futon." Foxy confirmed. "I don't know why, but he does."
"He plays games a lot, so he'd be in there." Ballora added.
"So...can we eat him now?" Bon-Bon whispered.
"...No, not yet." Foxy replied, though he felt the hesitation in his voice as he said it. The salesman was being very annoying, and Foxy was exercising all the self-control he had just to not attack him. He was already tired from a guard they had dealt with (mostly because today was his turn to clean up the mess they left), and he didn't want to do too much more work. Both his predatory instincts and the voice inside his head were urging him silently to attack, but he held them back. For how long he could keep doing this, he didn't know.
"Why not?" Bon-Bon pressed impatiently.
"Just wait, okay?" Foxy griped.
"Fine..." The bunny hand-puppet groaned.
"So, sir, the bed. Do you like it?" Francis asked Puppet.
"Well, it is pretty nice, but..." Puppet began. "...it's pink and it doesn't really match with the rest of my house."
"Oh, alright. Away it goes."
"Wait, I like pink!" Ballora screamed, and she lunged for the bed, but Francis pulled it away before she could reach it. "Oh."
"Wow, that was rude of you, to just break the bed right as she was about to grasp it." Foxy chastised.
"You wanted the bed? Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am." Francis apologized, and he put the bed back down. "There you go."
"Ah, thank you..." Ballora sighed happily as she sat down on the bed.
"So, sir, back to you." Francis turned to Puppet. "I see that you don't like pink. Is there any particular color you do like?"
"Uh, maybe...blue?" Puppet guessed, seeing that the walls of the inside of the box were the same color as the outside of the box: purple and blue stripes.
"Blue, you say? Well, I just so happen to be carrying around a blue bed." Francis placed down a blue bed, just a few feet next to the pink bed.
Puppet examined the bed, looking more satisfied than he previously had. "That is pretty nice. But I'd rather not have it in the middle of my house walkway."
"I can easily move that for you, sir."
They were interrupted by snoring; Ballora had fallen asleep where she sat.
"Ballora, you're sitting up, not laying down." Foxy said, and Ballora snapped awake.
"Waah?" She groaned. "No, I'm not. What are you going on about."
"Okay, this is getting weird. Redecorator, sir, can you get rid of the beds? They're kind of in the way."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll get them out." Francis apologized once again. He pulled the blue and pink beds away (to a very unhappy Ballora's discontent). Ballora went to sit on a stool by the kitchen bar instead.
"So, as you can, everything is in tip-top shape!" Puppet cheered falsely. "So you can go now."
"Uh, well..." Francis looked around and spotted the fridge in the kitchen area. "...this fridge over here seems a little outdated. I have the state-of-the-art fridge right here." Francis went over to the fridge and placed another fridge right next to it. This one looked exactly the same, except it was smaller and had one door instead of two.
"Ugh, I don't want that! That's the same fridge!"
"Sir, it's not the same fridge."
"Well, my fridge is bigger! Why would you offer me a smaller fridge?"
"This smaller fridge here is more h-h-high-tech and state-of-the-art." Francis was beginning to stutter now; Foxy knew it was because that the salesman was running out of the things to say about his secretly crappy wares.
"But it holds less food."
"Less food, but it's, uh, more cooler."
"That's not even a word."
"R-right, well, it's still cooler."
"Hey, wait a second." Ballora cut in, seemingly having realized something. "Is nobody wondering how he's bringing all of this giant stuff out of...somewhere?"
"I've been questioning that all night long." Foxy acknowledged. "And NOBODY has answered those questions!"
"I mean, you didn't ask to begin with."
"Oh. That's true, I guess."
"Fine, fine, fine, you guys don't want a fridge. I understand that PERFECTLY." Francis assured them, going over to the central room so he would have more room to put things down. "You fellows look like you have a wonderful time hanging out with each other, so I actually have something to accommodate that." He placed down a white couch, bgi enough to comfortably seat two people. "A wonderful two-seater. Really comfortable."
Puppet patted the couch suspiciously. "This kinda looks like my futon, except a bit less high-quality."
Ballora felt the couch's arm, and quickly pulled her hand away. "Geez, it's itchy! Is this...wool?! I don't like it."
"Yes, it's made with real wool." Francis stated quickly.
Bon-Bon ran over and sat on the couch. To everyone's surprise, the couch sank down until it was pretty much a pancake on the floor. Bon-Bon didn't seem to mind, and started jumping on the couch.
"Bon-Bon, uh, what do you think of it?" Foxy asked Bon-Bon.
"It's really bouncy. I like it." Bon-Bon replied, smiling.
"Well, you sunk right into it, so much so that it's now pancake-flat. Redecorator, is this just PURE wool and nothing else?"
"Yeah, uh, real wool, yes." Francis stuttered.
"You need other things to make a couch! Like a frame, springs, cotton, whatever else you need to make it work correctly. Just making it out of wool isn't enough-"
"Sir, I am the salesman. I know what I'm talking about."
"But-"
"No, no, don't say anything. I'm the only one here who isn't an amateur, so I know I'm right. Don't flatter yourself. We salesman pride ourselves on being one thing everyone else isn't: idiotic and single-minded. That's what makes us the best at doing what we do."
Foxy growled frustratedly. Anger was resonating through him, his temper was barely holding on. The salesman had already been annoying and frustrating for them to deal with...but to call them amateur? To say not to flatter themselves? To say they're idiotic and single-minded? Now Foxy was beginning to wonder why he ever let this guy stay alive.
The voice called out to him inside his head.
"I can feel your anger, and I understand. This nuisance is worthless. Just get rid of him already. Take his head off. You KNOW you want to."
Actually, now that you mention it, I'm starting to think you're right. Foxy replied in his thoughts, forcing calm onto his voice. He IS worthless. I'm almost ready to rip his head off of his shoulders.
"Say, uh, I'll be right back." Francis said, and he pulled the couch away. The salesman looked afraid; he had seen the animatronics' facial expressions."I have more items I need to get for you guys." Francis ran into the tv room and started up the ladder as fast as he could go.
"Come on, Foxy. Get him before he gets away."
"Uh, guys?" Foxy said, his anger starting to combine with the tone of his voice. "Should we just get him? I don't feel like letting him get away."
The others, looking a bit frustrated themselves, all nodded at the same time.
Then they ran over to the ladder and hurried up it.
"Hurry up!" Foxy exclaimed furiously at Ballora as he and the others went up the ladder.
"I'm going as fast as my ballerina legs can go!" Ballora shouted back. "I'm a dancer, not a runner!"
Ballora and Foxy were the first out of the box. They climbed out of it and whipped their heads around the auditorium. The salesman was nowhere to be seen.
"Dang it, he already ran! We didn't take that long to climb up!" Foxy complained as he and Ballora sprinted down the hallways.
"Salesman! Come out!" Foxy called out tauntingly as he and Ballora entered the main room. Puppet and Bon-Bon followed, silently watching Foxy and Ballora go at it.
"Mr. Witch, where are you?" Ballora added. "I'm not gonna burn you...maybe."
They looked and looked, but Francis was nowhere to be seen. Then Foxy drew a conclusion.
"Is he seriously gone?" Foxy groaned, upset to see that they had lost him.
"He...disappeared?!" Bon-Bon whined, clearly having been ready to eat the guy.
"Where could he have gone through, the front door?" Ballora wondered, running over to the entrance doors, which were as boarded-up as ever.
"But how could he have? It's closed!" Foxy pointed out.
"He got away? Really?!" Bon-Bon continued.
"It looks like it! This is...ARGH, COME ON! HOW ON EARTH ARE THESE RANDOM PEOPLE GETTING IN AND OUT OF HERE?!"
"I'm telling you, he's a witch!" Ballora screamed crazily, pointing at the ceiling. "He must BURN!"
"Well, if he comes back, we'll get him. Oh yes, we will."
"Ugh, I can't believe he got away!" Bon-Bon cried. "I blame you guys! Had it not been for you, I could have ate him!"
"Don't blame us! It's not OUR fault that he just got away like that!"
"Then I say it's PUPPET'S fault! He let the guy into his room!" Ballora claimed, her finger now pointed at Puppet, who was eating the piece of toast.
"Huh?" Puppet sputtered, looking dejected. "M-me?"
"Yes, you. You let him in there."
"Oh, well...okay." Puppet stared at the ground in sadness. "I guess I'll take one for the team."
"That's what I thought." Foxy muttered.
"It's your turn to take the blame this time." Ballora agreed. "Next time, it'll be...Freddy."
"Yeah, it is! He's not around to stop us, anyhow!"
"Exactly! HA, HA, HA!"
"At least I didn't come out of this empty-handed." Puppet optimistically indicated. "I got some toast. That's a win in my book."
"Yeah, you got MY toast that he gave ME." Foxy reminded Puppet sourly, narrowing his eyes at the marionette. "You're welcome."
"Thank you, then." Puppet growled back, and he and Foxy went nose-to-mask, staring angrily at each other.
"Woah, guys. You're really close to each other..." Ballora commented warily.
"Hmph." Foxy stepped away. "So, I'm gonna go hang out in my room. I'll see you guys later."
"Seeya." Puppet muttered, leaving the room.
"Bye-bye!" Ballora added, waving before she left as well.
Foxy and Bon-Bon walked over into Foxy's room, and as they stood by the cove, Foxy looked down at the bunny hand-puppet.
"We've really got to question Puppet soon." Foxy mentioned in a low voice.
"You never told me what you were going to question him about." Bon-Bon responded.
"I'll tell you later. Don't worry. Also, we've got to find out how these people keep getting in here. What do you think?"
"No idea, he was just gone. And I could have had the chance to eat him."
"Yeah, sorry. Next time, I won't stop you."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Thanks. I guess we should go and sleep or something now."
"Sounds like a plan."
Foxy went through the trapdoor to his back room, ready to cool off his anger with some much-needed relaxation...
Chapter 40: Bon-Bon's Room Hunt
Summary:
Sick and tired of not having a room of his own, Bon-Bon goes on a search for a place he can stay in.
Chapter Text
"So, um, Foxy. I have a question for you."
"Shoot."
"I've been looking around, and I noticed the way your guys' costumes look. What's mine going to look like? English? Red, white, and blue? 'God, save the queen' type of thing?"
Today Foxy was hanging out in Ballora's room with Ballora herself (who spent almost of her time in her room) and Reggie, who was asking Foxy the question of what Reggie's costume was going to be like. Ballora was sitting right by her tea set onstage, and Reggie on the pedastal.
Foxy had just come to hang around, mostly due to him being bored and having nothing else to do (how he was on most days), so when Reggie had wanted to ask him a question, he felt like he could answer.
But now that this topic had come up, Foxy was unsure what exactly Reggie's suit would be like. He hadn't really thought about the matter beyond the fact that he needed to get a suit in the first place, something which he was unable to do at the moment, which he hadn't told Reggie. But, if anything, he highly doubted that Reggie's suit would involve England. What animatronic suits could ever be like that?
"Um, probably not." Was what Foxy replied with instead, trying to be polite to Reggie.
"Can it be PINK?" Ballora chimed in excitedly.
"No, not that either. That wouldn't make sense. Maybe we could...no, no, not a fox. That'd be too weird for me. Maybe...a bunny would be good."
"A bunny?" Reggie stuttered, taken back by this.
"Yeah."
"That's bloody ridiculous. Do I look like I hop around all the time?"
"I don't know what you do in your free time, so how would I know?"
"Exactly. And, see, I don't. What I actually do is sit here all day and watch Ballora dance and hold tea parties. And it...is dull."
"Hey, that gives me an idea. Maybe we can make him a ballerina like you, Ballora!"
"Yes, absolutely!" Ballora cheered. "Then he could dance like ME!"
Reggie looked extremely uncomfortable. "No thank you. I do not want to be a ballerina."
"Do you think you have a choice- actually, yeah, that wouldn't really work." Foxy admit, shaking his head. "What else can we do...hmm, what about a...OH, A CHICKEN! Yes, that would work! We haven't had a chicken animatronic here ever since Chica got her own location!"
"A chicken?"
"Yeah, a chicken! Man, the memories. I really miss Chica."
"Chica? Who's Chica? Is this another employee of yours?"
"Ugh, no. She got her own place, stupid chicken. Hopes she gets fried."
Foxy had, at first, felt sad about Chica. She had been one of Foxy's best friends in a long time. They had spent years in the same building together. She had always been more understanding to Foxy than the others. Freddy and Bonnie were too eccentric and childish to be the same way. He missed her, badly.
Then he felt jealous. Having a location was a high honor for the animatronics, but now Foxy was forced to live in the location of someone who was never around. Chica got to have a place to herself, meanwhile Foxy had to share a place with the other animatronics, whose antics constantly got him into trouble again and again.
And with these thoughts, he could feel his sadness and jealousy turning into anger. Why did CHICA get her own location? Why, after everything he had been through in the past location, had he not gotten one of his own? He knew he was more popular than Chica was; he got his own STAGE back then, for crying out loud!
He imagined Chica laughing as she partied around her own location, and he growled silently, his fists balling up in anger. It was so unfair. The only thing he could think now was how he was going to find Chica, cook her to a crisp, then eat her whole, that stupid, selfish, daughter of a-
"Um, Foxy? Are you okay?"
Foxy was snapped back to reality abruptly, and he looked up. Reggie was looking down at Foxy nervously, while Ballora seemed a little worried. He realized what he had been thinking and quickly closed his eyes and took a deep breath before replying.
"Nothing. It was nothing." He lied, unclenching his fists. "So, yeah, she has her own pizza place."
"She does? Maybe I should go work for her, then." Reggie replied, interested.
"Sorry, I don't think they're hiring."
"No? Well, I'll stay here for sure, then."
"Yep!"
"Hopefully my costume will look quite exquisite."
"Let's hope so."
Suddenly, everybody was interrupted by panting as Bon-Bon came running into the room.
"Foxy! I need to talk to you!" The hand-puppet yelled.
"Oh, speaking of rats, there's one right there." Reggie pointed out.
Bon-Bon squinted at Reggie. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." The hand-puppet looked back up at Foxy. "FOXY! I demand my own room!"
"You don't get a room, you're already staying with me!" Foxy replied. "Right, Ballora?"
"He doesn't deserve a room." Ballora muttered.
"You stay out of this!" Bon-Bon snapped, glaring at Ballora. "This doesn't concern you!"
"This is my room! Anything that happens in my room concerns me."
"I don't care! This is between me and Foxy."
"That's not how it works..."
"Bon-Bon, look." Foxy cut in. He had to prove something to the hand-puppet. "Can you stand next to this stuffed bunny?" He pointed at the stuffed bunny sitting near Ballora.
"Yeah?" Bon-Bon agreed confusedly, and he did so. Sure enough, Bon-Bon and the stuffed bunny were nearly the same size, with Bon-Bon only be a little bit bigger.
"You're almost the same size as that stuffed bunny! You're so small, I could fit you in the toy chest. So maybe that could be your room. Or in other words: you're too tiny to get a room!"
"No, I demand my own FULL-SIZE ROOM! No toy chests or boxes in general, no tiny cupboards, no mouse holes, none of that! I need a big, open room, same as you!"
"Bon-Bon, come on. You know that this a is an argument you have no way of winning. You see all these skeletons in the room? They're DEAD because you annoyed them with room complaints to the point of Muerte!"
"They're just the security guards! They were already dead BEFORE I ever came in here."
"Still!"
"No, they're not!" Ballora said. "They're my audience."
"Well, they WERE ONCE security guards." Foxy amended.
"Yeah, but now they're something better: audience members who get to watch me dance! Yay!"
"What a horrible fate. Also, what's with that one chained up over here, right by where you're sitting right now?"
"I already told you, he's my old tea party member..."
"Oh, right, you told me that the other day. My bad. Anyway, yeah, Bon-Bon, you're not getting your own room. We don't have any extra rooms! Not ONE!" This was a lie, but Foxy still didn't want someone as tiny as Bon-Bon to be taking up so much space in the pizzeria.
"Are you sure?" Bon-Bon asked suspiciously.
"Positive."
"Follow me, then. You're going to SHOW ME these apparently-taken-up rooms."
"Ha, like I'd ever agree to this."
"Fine, then I guess I'll have to stay here and annoy you until you do it!"
"I can take it."
"GIVE ME A ROOM GIVE ME A ROOM GIVE ME A ROOM GIVE ME A ROOM GIVE ME A ROOM GIVE ME A-"
"AAAGH, FINE! WE'LL DO IT! Come on, Ballora, let's just get this over with..."
"Ah, phooey." Ballora grumbled. "I hate doing these things with him. Reggie, stay here and watch the room!"
Reggie nodded carefully as Foxy, Ballora, and Bon-Bon trekked out of the room.
"Grr, stupid Bon-Bon, always getting his way." Foxy grumped as he went down the big hallway. "He's always like, 'I'm Bon-Bon, and I'm gonna whine like a little baby unless I get what I want!'"
"What was that?" Bon-Bon yelled.
"Nothing. Wait..." Foxy noticed that there were bubbles floating by in the hallway, and he knew why. "Ballora, are you seriously blowing bubbles in the hallway again?"
"What? I like bubbles, okay?" Ballora replied. "It makes the place look good, I think!"
"You can't do that! What if people come here and see those bubbles? They're going to wonder WHO blew the bubbles! Now, tell me you won't be doing it again."
"But...but...fine."
"Now, Bon-Bon, the rooms?"
"Yeah, let's see." Bon-Bon agreed. "What about...these ones?"
The hand-puppet led them over to the nearby smaller hall and over to one of the four doorways in the hall. One of the rooms housed the karaoke place, another had the theater, but the two at the end of the hall near the bigger hall were still unoccupied.
But, Foxy immediately saw problems with one of these two empty rooms being turned into Bon-Bon's room.
"No, no, you can't use these." Foxy refused. "They're being used for something else. Or at least, they might be. I don't even know what they're for right now."
"Then why can't I have one of them?"
"Because these rooms in this hallway keep being furnished out of the blue! One day, the karaoke room appeared, and after another, the theater came along! Watch, tomorrow there's probably gonna be a circus in this third room! Or a shooting gallery in this fourth room! I don't know, honestly."
"Fine, then not those ones." Bon-Bon led them back into the big hallway and looked up and down the area before running of to the doors to the second party room on the left of the hall (the one further from Ballora's room). "Then...what about this room?"
"This one?" Foxy repeated. "Um, I'm not sure if this one will work at all-" Foxy pushed the door open slightly to get a better look inside the room, but before he could react, Bon-Bon and rushed into the room. "Oh no, he got in!" Foxy and Ballora rushed in after Bon-Bon.
"I want this room!" Bon-Bon cheered, and he began quickly removing items to make space. He leaped onto the table and began throwing the cups into a trash can in the corner of the room.
Then he took the cake on the table in both of his hands and threw it towards the door, where Foxy and Ballora were standing. Foxy ducked instinctively and managed to avoid it, but Ballora was not so lucky, and the cake hit her in the face. She screamed and looked peeved, but quickly ripped the cake off of her face excitedly and began eating/licking the cake, instantly drawn to the chance of eating a sweet.
Bon-Bon then started to break up the chairs bit-by-bit into many tiny wooden pieces, but he had only done so to two of the four chairs in the room before Foxy caught his arm.
"Bon-Bon, stop this and calm down!" Foxy ordered.
"What? This is my room now! I'm just cleaning it out!" Bon-Bon replied unhappily.
"You know that when the HUMANS come, they're going to wonder why stuff is MISSING!"
"No, they'll say: 'Oh, it's Bon-Bon's room! We shouldn't be in here.' and they'll leave it alone."
"It doesn't work that way."
"Yes it does!"
"No, it really doesn't!" Ballora cut in, who had completely finished the cake by now and was refocusing on the matter at hand. "You can't just break stuff and say that it's yours!"
"Um, Ballora, that's kind of how you do stuff." Foxy reminded her.
"Well, that's because only I can! Under the rules of the pizzeria, if I break anything, I own it!"
"Wait, really?" Foxy stuttered, though he knew that Ballora was fibbing, because he had read the pizzeria rulebook a little before, and nothing in there said anything about Ballora being able to break stuff and call it her own.
"Then why can't this rule go to BON-BON as well?" Bon-Bon demanded.
"Because you're the size of Mr. Fluffy, and Mr. Fluffy doesn't get his own room, so therefore you don't either."
"BUT I'M SURPERIOR TO MR. FLUFFY!"
"Woah, woah, Bon-Bon, don't say that so loudly!" Foxy warned Bon-Bon. "Remember, she can rip your face off!"
"Never say that again." Ballora threatened. "Or else your face is going to come off for the second time."
"Is that a threat?" Bon-Bon challenged.
"Well, yes, actually. It is."
"Yes, that was a legit threat." Foxy confirmed. "Not even a warning. In fact, not even a threat; it's a promise, I think."
"Oh, I like promises. And I keep my promises, too."
"A promise, eh?" Bon-Bon assessed.
"Yeah, a promise. That's kind of a problem for you." Foxy whispered to Bon-Bon.
"Nope! This is my room now."
"All of your stuff is in my room! And when Gregory comes back, he's going to wonder where you are!"
"Gregory will be SAD!" Ballora joined in.
Bon-Bon looked a little skittish to hear this, but resolutely ploughed on. "I-I'll bring Gregory into the room! It'll be our Funtime palace!"
"Eh, not really." Foxy added. "This room really isn't big enough for a palace. If anything, it'd be a grotto. If that. Maybe even a shire, if whoever owned the room would be lucky enough."
"Oooh! I like shires!" Ballora commented cheerily. "They have little people with big feet. They're like little baby bigfoots!"
"Uh, watch how you say that, because they may not like that term."
"Which one? Baby, or bigfoot?"
"Both."
"Oh, okay."
"Anyway, Bon-Bon- hey!" Bon-Bon had run off while Foxy and Ballora had been talking and was just now fleeing the room. Foxy and Ballora followed the hand-puppet.
"Don't worry, I'm just gonna go get my stuff." Bon-Bon told them as he ran down the small hallway and Foxy gave chase. Ballora was slower than Foxy and had already fallen behind.
"No, Bon-Bon! Slow down!" Foxy called, exasperated.
"It's no big deal!"
"Get back here!"
As he entered the main room, Foxy lunged for Bon-Bon, but the hand-puppet zigzagged through Foxy's feet and continued running.
"Hey, stop it!" Foxy complained. Ugh, he's so small that he keeps running through my feet!
They had reached the cove room by now, and Bon-Bon ran for the trapdoor on the stage. Thankfully for Foxy, Bon-Bon could not open doors.
"Ha ha! You can't get in!" Foxy cried, grinning.
"Come on, I need to get my stuff." Bon-Bon pressed.
"No, you don't! You don't need anything! What clothing do you even have to take with you, anyway? Underwear that you put on your head or something?" Foxy asked jokingly.
"Yes I have stuff."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, my mask!"
"Ewww!" Ballora groaned, grossed out as she entered the room. "That's disgusting."
"So that mask you had from the security guards' clothes...that was underwear?!" Foxy processed.
"No, I never said that!" Bon-Bon exclaimed.
"You just said that right now! 'It's my mask!' Congratulations, you just told us."
"Hey, don't put words in my mouth."
"You said it yourself! 'My mask is made out of underwear!'"
"No, you asked: 'Do you have clothing or underwear?' and I replied: 'Yes, I have stuff. My mask.'"
"Yeah, see?! You basically said it! That mask is underwear! Well, WAS. Not anymore."
"Urrgh…"
"Ha, I just silenced you, so I win. Come on, let's go back in my room and lay down or relax or something."
Foxy opened the trapdoor and led the others into the back room. Nothing had changed about it, except for a big suitcase that Bon-Bon had bought yesterday that was sitting on the chest of drawers.
"You know, on the topic of laying down, I don't think there's anything in this room that was can lay down on." Foxy noted. "You know, I wish that furniture salesman would come back so we can get a bed."
"What's this?" Ballora asked, staring at the cage.
"Oh, that. That was where Gregory was staying when he was here. But he's gone missing."
"Did you ever find him?"
"I think he's with Freddy. To be honest, I don't know exactly what they could be doing if they are together."
"That's something else I need to take while I'm here." Bon-Bon mentioned. The hand-puppet grabbed the cage and stuffed it into the suitcase. "There, I've got the cage. Now, to look through here..." Bon-Bon started riffling through the drawers in the chest of drawers, searching for his stuff.
"Why is he looking through there?" Ballora wondered. "What could he possibly wear?"
"Underwear." Foxy stated simply.
"My wrestling mask." Bon-Bon countered.
"Still underwear that he wears on his head. And a big skirt that doesn't fit him, apparently."
Bon-Bon came out from the drawers with his wrestling mask and the skirt and put them both inside the suitcase. Then he went over to the drawers in Foxy's desk and began searching through there. Then, the hand-puppet gasped, and glared at Foxy furiously.
"Hey! Did you take my dynamite?!" The hand-puppet yelled.
"Uh, no, it's just been missing for a while." Foxy lied, then he went over to Ballora and whispered to her. "I got rid of it some time ago. Had to prevent him from blowing anything else up."
"Why does he have dynamite?" Ballora inquired, seeming concerned at the prospect of Bon-Bon having access to explosives.
"I don't know! I've never found out where he got it from!"
"Maybe he got it from that one website. Amazon, I think."
"Well, even if he is, I'm still not sure how he keeps smuggling TNT into the room!"
Foxy then turned his attention the hand-puppet in the room. Bon-Bon had stopped looking through the drawers and had stared at Foxy and Ballora as they talked. Now both sides were staring at each other awkwardly.
"Hi." Foxy greeted, unsure of what to say.
"Hello?" Bon-Bon replied confusedly.
"He's just staring at us..." Ballora said uncomfortably.
"That's...creepy." Foxy agreed. But Foxy still needed to convince Bon-Bon that getting a new room was a bad idea, so he stepped towards Bon-Bon. "See? You have nothing to worry about. You can stay with me."
"Thanks, but no thanks." Bon-Bon said, and the hand-puppet reached into the suitcase and pulled out his wrestling mask. "It's time I get my own room to stay in. Being your roommate has worked for a while, but it's been tiring. I think we're both better off in separate rooms."
Foxy paused at this. Back when Bon-Bon had first moved in, Foxy had felt the same way; he was not welcome to the idea of having to share a room with somebody else and had wanted to get Bon-Bon out. But now that he knew more about the hand-puppet, he didn't completely trust Bon-Bon to be on his own. He was still afraid that Bon-Bon would end up getting more dynamite and blowing up more than just Puppet's fridge.
And, besides that, Bon-Bon had also grew on him. Ever since the hand-puppet had stopped being a bully and started being a friend, Foxy had appreciated his company more than anyone.
Bon-Bon pulled on his wrestling mask, and Ballora gasped.
"Ew, there's a stain on it!" She shrieked. "Gross!"
"I'll clean it. It's just my underwear- I mean, wrestling mask." Bon-Bon replied accidentally.
"Ah-HA! So you admit to it!" Foxy exclaimed.
Bon-Bon looked a little flustered. "No, I didn't!"
"Bon-Bon wears underwear masks! Bon-Bon wears underwear masks!" Foxy and Ballora chanted in a childish manner.
"STOP IT!"
"Woah, sorry." Foxy apologized, ending the chanting.
"I don't wear underwear masks, end of story. Now, I'm taking Gregory's cage and my clothes and I'm heading to my new room." Bon-Bon closed up the suitcase and lugged it behind him as he left the room.
"Hey, come back!" Foxy and Ballora chased after Bon-Bon.
"Come on, Bon-Bon! We can talk this out!" Foxy plead as he followed Bon-Bon into the big hallway. "You don't need a room, you're too short! You might get lost! You need a big fox- or a bear, which sounds weird to say- to guide you through these times!"
"Or a ballerina!" Ballora added.
"No! I'm an independent bunny now." Bon-Bon refused. "I don't need anybody besides Gregory."
"But, Bon-Bon!" Foxy yelled.
"Um, guys?" Ballora interrupted. "I think you need to see this."
Foxy and Bon-Bon quite arguing and turned to see what Ballora was talking about.
Puppet was standing in front of the same party room from earlier, and the door was open, showing that the room was now completely blocked by a massive amount of crates.
"PUPPET!" Bon-Bon bellowed, looking furious. "What did you do to my room?!"
"Wait, huh?" Puppet stuttered, and he turned and saw the others standing there. "Oh, hey guys!"
"Uh, hey." Foxy said. "What's happening here?"
"I've got some great news for you all. Look! I found a place to store all of my plungers!"
"Oh, awesome! Where, though?"
"In this room that was empty and unused!" Puppet pointed at the party room and all of the crates now inside of it.
Bon-Bon went over and stared at the crates, looking heartbroken. "My...my room..."
"Your room? What are you talking about? There's no name here."
"My...room..."
Ballora laughed loudly. "HAHAHAHAH! Wow, can you believe it? His 'palace' is now the PLUNGER room! AHAHAHAHAH!"
"And he's still wearing underwear as his hat! HAHAHAHAH!" Foxy guffawed.
"Stop it..." Bon-Bon moaned.
"Hey, don't worry." Puppet said, and he leaned over and closed the door to the room. "Since I'm such a nice person, you can live with my plungers."
Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet let out a long round of laughter at this line.
"This is unfair! This room was supposed to be 'Bon-Bon's and Gregory's Palace'!" Bon-Bon roared.
"Not anymore. Since nobody was using that room, I decided to. Now it's the plunger room."
Bon-Bon stared breathing heavily and roughly, staring at Puppet with murderous intent.
"Bon-Bon, don't get angry." Foxy told Bon-Bon carefully.
"Woah, look out. He's gonna use his underwear wrestling powers to attack us." Ballora joked.
"Aw, don't worry. I'm the wrestling champ! If he does, I can fight him off."
"I CAN EASILY TAKE YOU OUT ANYTIME!" Bon-Bon challenged angrily.
"Eh, you keep telling yourself that." Foxy patted Bon-Bon on the head condescendingly. Then everybody besides Bon-Bon let out another round of laughter.
"What could he do, bite our ankles?" Ballora teased.
"Nope, he couldn't. He tries to, but he can't since he STILL HAS A CAVITY! Don't know how you get a cavity as a robot, but he does."
"Wait, you have a cavity, Bon-Bon?"
"No!" Bon-Bon denied.
"Oh, don't deny it, you do! Don't fret, okay? I know a great dentist."
"Say, you keep talking about this great dentist that I never plan to see." Foxy mentioned. "Is it Dr. O?"
"Maybe."'
"Not going."
"But he's very famous!"
"Nope, still not going."
"Everyone knows him!"
"Not going."
"Oh, we'll see about that."
"Augh, this is frustrating!" Bon-Bon grumbled, and he began edging away from the others. "I'm so angry..."
"What are you gonna do about it?" Foxy taunted. "Someone as short as you can't do much to stop us."
"Guess you're going to have to move back in AFTER ALL!" Ballora laughed.
Bon-Bon stopped for a moment, and stared at the ground, then looked back at the others. "Then...I'll move to Puppet's place, because he took mine!" The hand-puppet ran down the hall towards Puppet's room.
Instantly, the smiles on the faces of Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet were gone.
"What are you talking about?" Puppet asked, squinting.
"Don't do this." Foxy warned. "It's not a good idea. We've talked about this before."
"No!" Bon-Bon cried, and he ran into the auditorium. The others followed him.
"You're not allowed in here." Puppet declared, and the marionette ran over to the box and raised his arms protectively, trying to block the entrance.
"Bon-Bon, this is a bad thing to do. Remember what I told you about." Foxy voiced. "The secret."
"He took my place." Bon-Bon repeated. "This is my payback."
"I didn't take your place, the plungers did." Puppet claimed. "Besides, there was no name on it. It seemed free to use to me."
"He has a point! You didn't exactly leave a note saying it was yours..." Foxy agreed. "Kind of got yourself in the middle of this one. And the other party rooms were claimed by, uh, Francis, who's, uh, definitely having a birthday party there. For sure. Uh, no lie."
"Yeah, uh, those birthday rooms are, uh, totally booked. No room left." Ballora added, seeing how Foxy was approaching this.
Bon-Bon was silent for a long minute. Then he looked up at Puppet.
"Just watch." Bon-Bon whispered darkly. "One day, I will return to my size, and I will be strong enough to stop this from ever happening...again."
"Well, if you're so sure, than you can have this potty tea." Ballora offered, pulling out a cup of said tea. "It'll make you big and strong."
Bon-Bon growled and turned away. Foxy was also silent.
Foxy was beginning to think that maybe their teasing and bullying had been taken too far. Bon-Bon had just wanted a room, but they had taken his desire to epic proportions and now Bon-Bon was pretty much guaranteed not to have a room anytime soon. Foxy, while still hard-pressed about not giving Bon-Bon a room, felt bad for the hand-puppet. Maybe it was time for him to apologize and set things right again.
"Actually, you know what?" Foxy cut in. "We've all been a bit too mean to Bon-Bon. Let's stop, okay?" Ballora said nothing, but nodded reluctantly. Puppet was silent. Foxy then walked over to Bon-Bon and squatted down so he could see the hand-puppet better. "Bon-Bon...I'm sorry. That is to say...WE'RE sorry."
"No." Puppet muttered.
"Puppet." Foxy warned, then turned back to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, don't worry. Eventually, you'll find your own room. Just...not today. We're sorry for how far we took things, okay?"
"I'm not." Puppet continued. "He was being a menace, and as far as I'm concerned, this place embodies a democracy. I was there first, so there's no argument to be had about this."
"N-no...you weren't." Bon-Bon whispered without turning back towards the animatronics.
"Technically, you were both there first." Foxy reasoned. "It was kind of a hand-to-hand thing."
"Don't you get it?!" Puppet sighed. "He was getting in the way for no reason. He deserved this-"
"STOP." Foxy commanded, and Puppet went silent. Then Foxy looked back at Bon-Bon again. "Bon-Bon, I know you might not want to forgive me. So how about this...you can officially have a part of my room."
Bon-Bon didn't utter a word. Then he slowly turned around, his eyes peering up at Foxy through his wrestling mask. "...Most of the room?"
"Some of the room. Look, please just accept this. I already gave Gregory a spot, didn't I? That shows that I like having you around. Please, just say yes. Then we can let this whole thing go, and just go back to being us."
Bon-Bon was once again silent. He blinked once, then looked at the floor, then back at Foxy. Then he sighed deeply.
"Fine." He said finally.
"Hooray!" Ballora cheered. "You guys can be roommates FOREVER!"
"Yeah, I think we can work this out again." Foxy said, nodding. "You know, originally I didn't want to have him there. I thought sharing a room with somebody was dumb. But, like a tumor...I guess he grew on me."
"Ew, gross!" Ballora whined. "But, accurate."
"And, you know what?" Puppet said, climbing down from the box. "Since I'm such a nice guy, how about this. When all of the plungers get used up...then you can have the room."
"Oh, you're so nice." Bon-Bon grunted sarcastically. "I can understand what you mean."
"It's a lifetime supply..." Foxy brought up. "So the plungers will never run out. I see."
"Of course it has to be this way."
"Hey, actually, this isn't a problem. A human living here in America might only live around 79.8 years, but we're different, since we're animatronics."
"But which lifespan are we talking about?" Ballora asked. "Bunny years, human years, or animatronic years?"
The animatronics contemplated this for a moment.
"Hmm, I don't know." Puppet said, shaking his head. "The pizzeria brochure didn't say anything about that."
"Yeah, that's right." Foxy agreed.
"I guess we'll find out as our life goes on." Ballora decided.
"Who knows how long we could live?" Bon-Bon told the others. "Puppet's life might be coming to an end soon. Hee, hee!"
"Wow, that...is kind of dark." Foxy pointed out, a little disturbed to hear this.
"That was horrible..." Ballora mumbled.
"Bon-Bon, what do you mean by that? Are you going to scoop him or something? Wait, scoop? What am I talking about?"
"Oh, so you remember..."
"Remember WHAT?!"
"You already said the answer to that."
"No, I didn't! I don't remember anything about a 'scoop', or whatever it was! Quiet!"
"One day, I'm gonna take that voice in your head, and maybe smash it into the ground." Ballora said. "It's kind of annoying."
"Get rid of me? Big words for someone who knows so little. Oh, just you wait until you find out what I'll do to you once it begins. Just. You. WAIT!"
"Uh, anyway, I'm gonna head back to my room!" Foxy interrupted. "Come on, Bon-Bon, let's go. Bye, everybody."
"Bye! I'm gonna go fil out more brochures." Puppet told Foxy as he retreated back into his box.
"I'm gonna dance around the place!" Ballora announced as she ran out of the room.
"And we're gonna head out of here. Let's go." Foxy ushered Bon-Bon out of the room so they could head back to Foxy's room.
"I'm gonna need to replace Gregory's cage..." Bon-Bon cited as he followed Foxy into the main room.
"Yeah, you will." Foxy responded. "If Gregory comes back, he'll be so sad if his cage isn't there."
"Really?"
"Yes! Maybe he's back right now, wondering where we are! Let's get home before he leaves"
"Oh my god, no! Gregory, I'm coming!"
They ran through the main room and into the cove room, and Foxy scrambled down the trapdoor and through the small passage into the back room. Then he decided to continue his joke by tricking Bon-Bon into thinking Gregory really was there.
"Oh, Gregory! You're back!" Foxy exclaimed falsely.
"WHERE?!" Bon-Bon screamed, running into the room at lightning speed.
"I lied, he's not back. Sorry."
"...why do you do this kind of stuff to me?" Bon-Bon muttered as he opened the suitcase and put Gregory's cage back in the same spot as before, as well as put all of his belongings back into the chest of drawers.
"You kind of walk yourself into it. Well, not all of the time. Sorry for playing a joke, okay? I was just playing around."
"Fine, I forgive you."
"Well, I'm gonna deactivate. Need to recharge."
"Me too."
"Good night, then."
"Night."
They both deactivated themselves where they stood, recharging their energy for tomorrow...
Chapter 41: Thanksgiving
Summary:
It's Thanksgiving, and Ballora wants to have a feast and celebration with the others.
Chapter Text
Man, Bon-Bon really has to find Gregory. Foxy remarked to himself as he stared at Gregory's cage. Today he was sitting in his back room and was simply contemplating everything, not really sure of what to do today. He was too lazy to go out of his room and do something in the rest of the pizzeria, but there was really nothing he could do here in his room either. Bon-Bon would have been there too, but the hand-puppet had left to look for Gregory and had not came back yet.
I haven't seen that chicken for days. Foxy went on, then turned and glared at his pc. And I STILL CANNOT log onto this computer! I really just want to use it for normal stuff, like checking the internet or watching YouTube. Why must it lock itself away from me?
Foxy then looked back at the cage. Oddly enough...I do miss Gregory. He was kind of nice to have around, even if he didn't say much. Don't know what else I could do right now. I have a box of CDs under my desk, but neither my computer nor my tv work, so I can't even use those. Say...where is everybody else right now? They could be doing anything. Well, I'm feeling kind of lazy today, so maybe I'll just stay here and think to myself-
"Foxy!" Somebody called, and he heard knocking at the door. "Foxy, are you there?"
Foxy went down the wooden steps and right up to the door, then looked through the window to see who it was. And, sure enough by the sound of the voice he heard, Ballora was there at the door.
Oh great, the one person I didn't want to see today. Foxy groaned in his head.
"Oh, hey!" Ballora greeted, seeing Foxy on the other side of the door. She waved to him.
"Hi..." Foxy answered, waving a little bit back. "...what are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here? Well, clearly I'm here to see you. Could you, uh, open the door for me?"
"So are you here for some weird reason? Do you have a crush on me and you're here to admit it?"
"Um...no. That's disgusting. I'm already with Reggie, and I'm a loyal ballerina, thank you very much, so I won't be betraying him anytime soon. But this is more important than Reggie! Actually, nothing's more important than Reggie...uh, anyways, open the door!"
"Okay, I'll open it." Foxy lied, and he pulled the handle and started to push the door open, then quickly closed it again. "Aw, the door closed AGAIN. Too bad for you."
"Just let me in. If you don't...then I'll find a way in myself."
"That is true, you do find ways in even if I don't let you inside...fine, here you go."
Foxy grabbed the handle again and fully pushed open the door this time, letting Ballora inside the room.
"Okay, so..." Ballora began as she came into the room.
"WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!" Foxy interrupted, waving his arms.
"Yes, I've been in here before, and it's pretty small and boring."
"It's better than your place..."
"Dream on."
"Well, do YOU have a tv that takes up an entire wall and can't be watched in this room without getting your neck hurt? I don't think so."
Ballora stared at the tv, then began moving around the room, looking at the tv from every possible angle to see if she could prove Foxy wrong.
"Okay, there really is no good." Ballora said finally. "But, anyways, you're distracting me! So, on to business! Me, you, and everybody else here at the pizzeria right now are going...to have...a big feast!"
"A feast? Great!" Foxy cheered. "I hope it's all security guard flavor, that'd be delicious! But why are we having a feast? There's no special event or holiday today."
"What do you mean, no special event? It's Thanksgiving today!"
"Hah, Thanksgiving? I'm not giving thanks to anybody, why would I? Why would anybody? It doesn't make sense."
"True, maybe we're not that type of people. But we are truly thankful for some things in our lives, though. Like the security guards, who give us fun and make things more interesting."
"Yeah."
"And we've got the salesman to be thankful for, too."
"Actually, not them. Those salespeople are pretty annoying."
"That is correct. Remember the last one that came here?"
"Oh my god, do not remind me. That guy was the worst of the bunch. The next time I see him, he'll get to meet my claws..." Foxy growled under his breath.
"Woah, woah. Calm down, okay?"
"Sorry. Just some unpleasant memories."
"Really? Well, I understand, I guess. But we really should get back on track." Ballora pointed at the door. "We've got to go and get everyone else so they can celebrate Thanksgiving with us! Come on, let's go!"
"Okay, I'm coming."
Foxy, ready to help find everyone else and celebrate whatever this 'Thanksgiving' was, followed Ballora out of the room.
Foxy was now confused. Ballora was leading him into the kitchen.
"Ballora, why are we going into the kitchen?" He asked. "I thought we were getting everybody else. There's nobody in here, though."
"Oh yeah, I should have told you about that part." Ballora replied. "Before we get everyone, we need to stop by in here and grab some stuff. Also, on a completely unrelated note, I recommend you watch your step around the front doors. They've been known to grab onto people and make them disappear."
"Uh, alright, then. Avoid the doors. Got it."
"Oooooh, doors that make people disappear? Excellent. Foxy, why not push HER through the doors?"
"What? No! I'm not gonna do that."
Ballora glared at Foxy. "Don't touch me. Anyway, the stuff we need to grab. Foxy, if you can, get some salt and pepper for me. There should be some shakers of them in the kitchen here somewhere..."
Foxy nodded and began looking around the kitchen. He firstly noticed the toaster on the counter, which still had some pieces of toast inside of it, as well as two carrots, which were out on top of a cutting board on the counter. A knife was stuck on the cutting board by one of the carrots, which had been cut up into pieces. The way it seemed, somebody had been working in this kitchen recently.
"There's some toast and carrots here." Foxy said. "They look pretty recently touched."
"Yeah, those." Ballora responded. "Freddy's been in here lately. He's been busy with the food."
"He isn't throwing any more away, is he?"
"Not to my knowledge, no."
"Good."
Speaking of throwing away, Foxy had came over to the garbage chute, which was open for some reason. Not wanting anyone to fall down there, he quietly closed it.
"Foxy, what are you doing?" Ballora asked, a little annoyed that Foxy wasn't actively looking for food.
"Just closing the chute so nobody falls in."
"Oh, good point." Ballora came over and looked at the chute herself. Suddenly, Foxy could feel the voice in his head resonating.
"The garbage chute...hee, hee, hee...that looks nice this time of year. Maybe I can put it to use for when it begins. Heh, heh, heh..."
Ballora stared incredulously at Foxy. "Okay, that voice needs to stop."
"What voice?" Foxy said quickly, trying to draw attention away from it.
Ballora sighed. "Nevermind." She turned away and went over to the fridge, which she opened and began rummaging around inside of it. "Okay, I'll need some fruit from here...some apples, some bananas..."
"Ballora, I'm getting bored." Foxy stated as soon as he started feeling bored. "Why are we even here?"
"I'm grabbing some more food, okay?!" Ballora exclaimed as she closed the fridge. She reached into a cabinet, took out a bag, and filled the bag with the food she had collected. Then she put it over her shoulder and walked over to Foxy. "Geez."
"God, sorry."
"Well, I've got everything I need. Come on, lazybones."
"Lazybones? Nah, I think you're the lazybones."
"I'm a ballerina. I dance all of the time."
Foxy followed Ballora into the main room, where she stopped short.
"Alright, so, we need to find the others." She declared, turning back around to face Foxy. "Do you know where- what's his name again? Bon-Bon-"
"Oh, you mean Gregory!" Foxy interpreted.
"Uh, no, I didn't. Where is Gregory, anyways?"
"I dunno. I thought you knew."
"Wrong. I actually don't."
"Oh, well- hey, wait a minute!" Foxy had noticed the bouncy house, which was in close proximity to where they were standing. Bon-Bon was inside the bouncy house, attempting to jump around the place by using his torso to bounce. "Bon-Bon's in the bounce house!"
Foxy ran into the bouncy house. Ballora followed, complaining loudly about Bon-Bon being in there.
"Why is Bon-Bon in my bouncy house?!" She exclaimed.
"YOUR jump-house? Oh, so everything's YOURS apparently." Foxy countered, sick of hearing her complain. Ballora looked equally annoyed but said nothing else. Both of them started bouncing around in the bounce house as they looked at Bon-Bon.
"Hello there." Bon-Bon greeted, waving.
"Hey, Bon-Bon. What are you doing in here? I thought you were out looking for Gregory."
Bon-Bon frowned sadly and nodded, but quickly shook his sadness off. "I was looking for Gregory, but I decided I needed a break, so I came here and had a little fun. Just jumped around here. The usual for when you're in here."
"Ah, I see. So, Ballora wants to tell us something. Ballora, what are we doing again?"
"We're having a FEAST!" Ballora announced cheerily. "A Thanksgiving feast."
"What's that?" Bon-Bon asked, looking unknown to Thanksgiving as a whole.
"It's a holiday where we have a feast and give thanks to all that we're thankful for!"
"Actually, I was wondering about this earlier, and now I think I should ask." Foxy voiced. "What are we even going to be eating at the feast?"
"I'm glad you asked! We're gonna have turkey, which is made out of chicken, and we're also going to have potatoes and carrots, and cake, too! And did I mention chicken? Oh, yes, I did. We are having chicken. And more chicken. And MORE chicken."
"Um...where did you get the chicken?" Bon-Bon inquired, looking a little worried.
Ballora's face became expressionless. "Oh, you know. Somewhere. I just found it in the kitchen, readily cooked. It was already on a plate and everything. So I said: 'Oh, this looks good for the feast!' and so I took it. And when I did, for some reason there were a lot of feathers scattered around the room. Don't know why."
As Ballora said this, Bon-Bon seemed to become more and more anxious, to the point where at the end he started to hyperventilate.
"Bon-Bon, are you okay?" Foxy cut in, looking down worriedly at Bon-Bon. "Is there something wrong?"
Bon-Bon stopped hyperventilating, but still looked very anxious. "Nothing. It's nothing."
"Are you sure?" Ballora pressed. "Say, that reminds me. Were you ever able to find Gregory?"
Bon-Bon whimpered a little. "No."
"Hmm. That's funny. Oh well, I'm sure you'll find him eventually...also, can we stop jumping around now? I'm getting kind of dizzy."
"Sure, I guess..." Foxy groaned, as he too was feeling kind of dizzy. The animatronics left the bouncy house and proceeded back into the main room.
Foxy and Ballora both stopped speaking and took deep breaths, trying to shake off the dizziness. Bon-Bon, who looked perfectly fine compared to the others, simply shook his head condescendingly at Foxy and Ballora.
"You guys are such noobs." The hand-puppet heckled playfully.
"Whatever." Ballora grunted. "Anyways, what was I saying again? Oh, right. Thanksgiving isn't just about eating food, it's also about being thankful for things you like! And I say we should be thankful for the security guards AND each other! After all, we're all in this together."
"And by that, I think she's gone crazy a little bit." Foxy whispered into Bon-Bon's ear.
"Well, I for one don't understand why we need to do this feast." Bon-Bon criticized.
"Good point." Foxy agreed easily. "You have no legs, so all of the food will just fall right out of you."
"...we've had this discussion before."
"Yep. Oh, and by the way, Ballora, word of advice. If you find any candy on the ground...do not eat it."
Only one word of this seemed to register with Ballora.
"Oooooh, candy?!" She squealed. "I like candy! Where is it?" Foxy, seeing where she was confused, tilted his head in the direction of Bon-Bon. Ballora confusedly looked from Foxy to Bon-Bon and back again. "Wait a second, is that not the type of- oooooooh, you mean that it's..."
"Yeah, it is."
"Ew! Are you trying to fool people into eating that, Bon-Bon?!"
"Um...no?" Bon-Bon denied halfheartedly.
"A likely story. I'm up to your tricks, Bon-Bon. You can't fool me."
"It's not my fault, though. Every time I eat candy, it just...goes through."
"And, fun fact." Foxy added. "He eats them with the wrappers on. And I have no idea why."
"Wait, and then it comes out with all the wrapping and everything?" Ballora continued for Foxy.
"Yeah." Bon-Bon confirmed. "You know, since I have a hole where my legs should be?"
"He's like a duck when he eats." Foxy compared. "He just swallows the food whole. It all goes in his mouth at once."
Ballora looked very interested to hear this. "That sounds kind of magical. Here, let me see." Bon-Bon looked a bit reluctant, but turned around. Ballora squatted down and stared at the underneath of Bonnie's chest, where she could see the metallic interior inside. "Wow...how does it work like that?"
"This is really weird-looking." Foxy admit, a bit creeped out by the scene before him.
"What? No!" Ballora got up quickly and stepped away from Bon-Bon. "I was just trying to figure out why the whole 'goes through' thing happens. Anyways, we need to find everybody else. Where's Puppet?"
"I think he's in his room. Let's go check the box. By the way, we need to sit down and talk to him. He's been acting weird lately, and I think he's hiding stuff from us. Something about a purple guy and a thing called 'Ennard'."
"Ennard? Gosh, what a weird name."
"My thoughts exactly. But we can't bring it up to him yet, because it's clear that whoever these people are, Puppet's trying to keep them a secret."
"Okay, good idea."
"If only you knew the truth, huh?"
"Not now." Foxy muttered, ignoring the voice. He, with Ballora and Bon-Bon behind him, left the main room and headed down the hallways towards the auditorium.
"Puppet!" Ballora called as they entered the auditorium. And they saw him right away, sitting down on one of the chairs in the rows of chairs facing the stage. They both ran over to Puppet.
"HELLO, PUPPET!" Foxy and Ballora yelled at the same time.
"Woah!" Puppet gasped as he turned to look at them. For some reason, he was holding a banjo.
"Where'd you get a banjo from?" Foxy asked, already curious about it.
"I've always had it." Puppet answered vaguely, putting the banjo on a chair next to him. "What do you guys want?"
"I'll tell you!" Ballora exclaimed. "Well, Foxy and Bon-Bon already know, so it may be boring for them for me to repeat this, but I've got to tell you. We're having a FEAST!"
"Oh, a feast? What's the occasion? Is it your birthday again?"
"No, it's not. That's tomorrow."
"What?!" Foxy yelped. "Ugh, not again. She always has to have a birthday party every other day..."
"It is! It's a birthday, birthday, birthday! But today is THANKSGIVING!"
"Thanksgiving." Puppet processed, perplexed.
"Yes."
"What is that?"
Ballora did a double-take, then threw her arms up in frustration. "Did nobody here learn what Thanksgiving is?!"
"You know what? No." Puppet snapped, standing up. "This is not real. It can't be."
"It IS real! Look at your calendar!"
"You did this before! And then, it was something called 'Easter Day'!"
"Not to mention the time she forced us to celebrate her 'birthday'!" Foxy added. "Saying all this stuff about giving thanks and eating food...no, I'm not buying it. You're just making this another day about yourself and forcing us to be a part of it."
"Fine, you want evidence?!" Ballora exclaimed. "Look at this calendar!" She took out a brown book and forced it into Puppet's hands. "Read it! What does it say?!"
Puppet opened the small book and read whatever text was inside. "'Thanksgiving'..."
"Exactly!"
"Wait, and then all the next pages say 'Christmas'! See?! You just have a bunch of made-up days in here!" Puppet passed the book back to an exasperated Ballora.
"Oh my god, do you guys not know what a calendar is?"
"Uh, is that something you write words on?" Foxy guessed.
"Well, yeah, you sort of write words. But mostly, you just put down what you're doing to do on specific days so you can prepare for it."
"Did each of the days say: 'My Birthday, My Birthday, My Birthday' on it?" Foxy asked Puppet expectantly.
"Yeah, in one part." Puppet confirmed.
"That?" Ballora said. "That's in a couple of months for when my birthday is every day."
"It doesn't work that way." Foxy explained.
"Yes, it does. It's called 'Ballora Month'."
"And I'm not looking forward to it at all."
"Well, don't worry, because today is THANKSGIVING!"
"So where are we doing this 'Thanksgiving' thing? Right here in the auditorium?"
"No, this place is horrible for Thanksgiving. Too dirty. Instead, we're going to do it in...the girls' bathroom!"
Foxy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon all sweat dropped.
"I'll pass." Bon-Bon mumbled.
"Same here." Foxy agreed.
"Just kidding!" Ballora laughed. "Aw, you guys are too easy to trick. Follow me, it's this way."
She led them out of the auditorium.
They were heading down the big hallway, Ballora giving them trivia about Thanksgiving as they went. As they did, they passed by the party room that had been meant to be Bon-Bon's room before being filled with plungers. Foxy, remembering the events from yesterday, decided to joke about it.
"Hey, Bon-Bon, have you been in your room lately?" He cracked, then laughed out loud.
Bon-Bon seethed, glaring at Foxy angrily. "Don't mention it. Seriously, don't."
Ballora led them past that party room and to the one next to it, this one closer to Ballora's room. Foxy came inside and was met with a big shock.
The room had been changed up dramatically. The table in the room had been set up, with plates, forks, cups, and knives at each spot. Multiple foodstuffs were set on the table, including two big plates, one with a big cooked turkey and the other with a big cooked chicken, a bowl of fruit, a bowl of eggs, a bowl of ramen noodles, a cake, a bottle of apple cider, and even a gumball machine. The lightbulb had been replaced with two chandeliers, which made the room alit more brightly than ever. A big painting of the Taj Mahal was set on one wall.
Reggie was also in the room, sitting down on a chair at the end of the table. He seemed a bit bewildered to be there, but was fine nonetheless.
"WOAH!" Foxy screamed. "So much stuff!"
"Like it? I think it's great." Ballora said, grinning.
"I'm sitting right next to Reggie!" Foxy took a seat at the right side of the table, right close to where Reggie was.
"No, wait! That's my spot!"
"It is? Oh, sorry." Foxy stood up and moved away from the chair.
"I'm sitting over here!" Puppet called out, racing for the other seat that was closest to Reggie, this one on the left side of the table, but Foxy ran over and sat down before Puppet could reach it.
"Ha, ha, beat you to it!"
"Aww." Puppet instead sat down to the right of Foxy. Meanwhile, Bon-Bon sat down to the left of Ballora, who had taken her seat as well.
"There we go!" Ballora sighed as she sat down. "Ah..."
"Hey, Reggie." Foxy greeted, waving at the British man.
"Hello." Reggie answered politely. "Can somebody tell me what's going on here?"
"You don't know? I thought you would, since Ballora's the one holding this. Wait...he wouldn't know about thanksgiving, would he, Ballora? He's British."
Ballora scrunched up her face, trying to think about this fact. "I don't know if they have Thanksgiving in the United Kingdom. Reggie, do you have Thanksgiving in England? And I'm starting to say that country name like he does. Funny, right?" The animatronics were silent. "No?"
"No." Foxy said. "It actually sounds kind of offensive."
"I-It does? Well, I thought it would make him feel right at home if I spoke like him..."
"Reggie, does it make you feel at home?"
"Mmm, sort of." Reggie affirmed passively. "But, y'know, it's no big problem. I appreciate that she wants me to feel like I'm back home. But, to answer Ballora's question, we...don't celebrate it, exactly. But we do have a harvest festival, and I suppose that could fit as sort of our own kind of Thanksgiving. And the food is nice. We get to eat turkey, and chicken, lots of it."
"That chicken does look pretty good." Puppet recognized, eyeing the chicken hungrily.
"I'd hope so. Freddy cooked it, after all." Ballora mentioned understandingly.
Bon-Bon's anxiousness returned as he stared at the cooked chicken worriedly. "Are you sure that isn't Gregory?"
"Gregory? Oh, that might explain why it said 'Gregory' on the tray when I found it."
Bon-Bon hyperventilated and freaked out at hearing this. "IS IT GREGORY?!"
"No, Bon-Bon, it isn't!" Foxy assured the hand-puppet, trying to keep him calm. "I think the pan must be manufactured by a company called Gregory-ware."
"Yeah, you know, like Gregory forks?" Ballora added.
"And Gregory spoons?" Puppet chimed in.
"Yeah, that!"
"I don't believe you!" Bon-Bon whined.
"Whatever. Here, you want some apple cider?"
Bon-Bon didn't seem to hear Ballora. He was staring down at the chicken, tears silently drifting down his cheeks.
"Gregory..." He whimpered and sniffled.
"Foxy, I think he's really sad." Ballora whispered to Foxy worriedly.
Foxy nodded. He knew he would have to say something to make Bon-Bon feel better or change his mind. After all, the animatronics couldn't always stand idly by when one of their friends was upset.
"It's okay, Bon-Bon." Foxy assured Bon-Bon calmly. "We'll find Gregory soon."
"But this IS Gregory!" Bon-Bon squealed.
"My goodness, it's not Gregory!" Ballora exclaimed.
"Well, look on the bright side." Puppet chucked, clearly taking pleasure in seeing Bon-Bon so crushed. "If that really is Gregory...then you guys are finally reunited."
Foxy glared at Puppet. "Puppet, that's not cool. That is REALLY not cool."
"Hey, I'm trying to see the positives, aren't I?"
"No, you aren't. That's just an excuse for you to make fun of Bon-Bon."
"You monster." Bon-Bon growled. "The way I see it, you're going on this platter next."
"Bon-Bon, be nice. Just because he's being a jerk doesn't mean you have to as well."
"Hey, nobody be mean!" Ballora sighed, exasperated by everyone's behavior. "This is a day to be thankful! So, I think that before we start eating, we should do one part of this holiday. We'll go in a circle, and we'll each say what we're thankful for. So, who first?"
"I'll go." Puppet decided. "I guess I'm thankful for good friends to spend these...totally-legitimate days with."
"What do you mean by that?" Foxy asked, raising a metal eyebrow.
"Well, what if this isn't a real holiday?"
"But...it is a real holiday." Ballora insisted.
"Yeah, I'm kind of with Puppet on this one." Foxy chose. "I still don't believe that this holiday exists."
"I'm- you're- ugh, you know what? Whoever knows about Thanksgiving, you'd better tell them that it's Thanksgiving."
"It's Thanksgiving! It's Thanksgiving!"
"Voice, do NOT agree with her on this one!" Foxy snapped.
"IT'S THANKSGIVING!"
"SHUT UP!" Foxy was seething for a moment, then he took a deep breath and was calm again. "Okay, I'm good now."
"Well, still!" Puppet went on. "I'm thankful for good friends. Even- I guess- Bon-Bon." Puppet stared at the floor.
"Aww." Foxy sighed happily.
"You're so nice to say that." Ballora said, nodding approvingly.
"Eh." Bon-Bon grunted, but it wasn't a hostile grunt, at least.
"So, who's next on giving thanks?"
"Me, I guess?" Foxy guessed, unsure. He thought for a moment on what random thing he could be thankful for. "I guess I'm thankful for that Russian security guard didn't break my head of, and...make it so that I'm a bouncing head, I guess? I'm also thankful that NONE of my friends are keeping DEEP, DARK SECRETS about PURPLE PEOPLE and WEIRDLY NAMED PEOPLE. Yeah. Super thankful."
"Some might say that's sarcasm." Ballora acknowledged. "But, oh well."
"I'm also thankful for the fact that...hey, wait. Where is Baby and Freddy?"
"Oh, them? Well, I don't know exactly, but Baby did tell me that...they're celebrating Thanksgiving alone."
"Oh, okay."
Puppet suddenly started coughing very loudly while silently winking at Foxy, and Foxy understood: Puppet was trying to remind Foxy of their whole 'thinking Freddy and Baby are still dating' theory. Foxy nodded back to Puppet, grinning.
"Something wrong, Puppet?" Ballora asked confusedly. "Are you choking?"
"Oh no, it's nothing." Foxy assured Ballora and Bon-Bon. Both of them just stared at Foxy.
"...okay?" Ballora stammered. "So, who's next?"
"Reggie!"
"Me?" Reggie stuttered. "Um, okay. Well, I'm pretty new here and all, and I'm thankful that you guys really and truly accepted me into your group, you know? I don't have a costume yet, but I'm still happy that I'm able to be partake in this...career, you would say. I haven't seen much action yet in this job, but I'm very positive that everything will turn out okay."
"Yay!" Foxy cheered, liking the sound of this.
"I'm also very thankful for that little rat over there. Great guy. Full of energy and spunk. And he's always keeping everyone smiling."
Foxy quickly disguised his laughing as a cough, already laughing over what Puppet said. Puppet did the same, with it being noticeably harder for him to do it since he seemed to be holding down harder laughs then Foxy. Bon-Bon groaned and faced away from everybody, clearing exasperated to be called a rat for the hundredth time.
Reggie was confused. "Are you guys alright?" He said.
"Oh, we're just fine." Foxy chuckled.
"Yeah, it's the apple cider. It tastes funny." Puppet fibbed, holding down laughter.
"Is it now?" Reggie wondered. "Let me try." He grabbed the apple cider bottle and poured a measure into his cup, then took a sip. "Yeah, it's-" Reggie paused for a small moment to taste the apple cider further "-a little sweet, but it's good."
Foxy grabbed the apple cider bottle and poured himself his own measure, then also took a sip. Sure enough, the apple cider tasted pretty good. "Yeah, I agree." Foxy sided, nodding understandingly.
"Oh, Reggie, you're so nice. Thank you for your words." Ballora thanked Reggie, swooning. "So, uh, is it my turn?"
"Yep." Foxy said.
"Well, I'm thankful for my big room, and all of my tea party sets, and my Reggie, and, um...I suppose I'm thankful for you guys, too..."
"Aww, thanks. We appreciate it."
"Yeah, uh, d-don't get comfortable with this kind of treatment. I'm not always going to be t-this nice."
"Neither will I."
"You again? I already know you won't, little voice."
"Voice? Heh, I don't know what you're talking about." Foxy denied.
"Oh, forget it. Bon-Bon, it's your turn!"
"Go for it, buddy!" Bon-Bon was silent, and was still turned away from everybody else. "Aww, Bon-Bon, come on. Just say that you're thankful for something-"
"I CAN'T!" Bon-Bon screamed, surprising everybody. Bon-Bon turned towards them, his face wide and upset. "HOW CAN I BE THANKFUL WHEN GREGORY IS COOKED RIGHT HERE?!"
"Bon-Bon, it's okay! I'm sure it's not Gregory!"
"THEN WHO IS IT?!"
"Uh, probably Gregory's cousin!"
Ballora gasped. "He has family?!" She exclaimed.
"I guess so."
"Wow, really? You should invite them over to join us for the feast, Bon-Bon. Actually, maybe not. Garbage might have eaten them already."
"True. But, yes, Bon-Bon, that's Gregory's cousin."
Bon-Bon looked reluctant. "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"What I'm wondering is where we're getting all this chicken from." Ballora mentioned.
"From Freddy." Foxy answered. "Don't ask how he gets it, he just gets it."
"Fair enough."
"Wait, so you got Freddy in on this whole 'Thanksgiving' thing, Ballora?" Puppet asked curiously.
"Well, yeah. I got him to cook a little bit before he disappeared again. Can't say where or with who."
"With who, you say? So he's with somebody, then." Puppet and Foxy both chuckled to each other.
Ballora looked uncomfortable. "No, I d-didn't say that. You guys are making things up. Being silly, basically."
"No, we're just taking what you say and twisting it." Bon-Bon explained simply.
"Bon-Bon, don't be so literal." Foxy sighed. "Anyway, what are you thankful for? Come on, just say something."
"F-fine. I'm thankful for Gregory, and Gregory, and Gregory, and Gregory, and-"
"And, let me guess." Ballora groaned. "Gregory."
"No, this apple cider." Bon-Bon nudged his head towards the bottle.
"Oh."
"Wow, must be really good apple cider." Foxy deduced from this.
"It is." Bon-Bon confirmed, nodding. "And, uh..." Bon-Bon paused. "...eh, why not. I guess I'm thankful to have you guys. Even...Puppet."
"Aww, see? You guys are best buddies now!" Ballora cheered. "See, everybody? Thanksgiving can bring anyone together, even in the roughest of times."
Everybody cheered, except for Bon-Bon, who just smiled and nodded.
"Hooray!" Puppet yelled. "So, this means that nobody's coming into my house uninvited anymore...right?"
"Oh no, I never said anything about that." Bon-Bon voiced, shrugging.
"Aww..."
"So, I suppose that now it's time for us to eat." Foxy decided. He was hungry, and the food looked delicious, so he was ready to start the feast.
"Yes, it's finally time to eat!" Ballora announced happily. "Alright, Bon-Bon, pass me Gregory- I mean, the chicken."
Bon-Bon's eyes seemed to bulge out of his head. "Did you just say..."
"No, I didn't say Gregory! It just looks like Gregory, okay?! My goodness."
"I'm sure it's fine." Foxy assured everybody. "But, for now, I think that before we begin, we should have a toast. For us. For our future."
Everyone was silent, but nodded. Foxy took the apple cider bottle and poured everyone at the table a generous measure. Then they all took their cups in their hands and raised them up, so they were all close to each other.
"We'll have each other's backs through everything, right guys?" Foxy said.
"Yep. We're all in this together." Puppet added.
"I'd hope so. We might fight, but at least we can stand for each other." Bon-Bon continued.
"No matter what, we stick by each other. Friends until the end, whenever that may be." Ballora finished.
"The pizzeria." Foxy toasted.
"The pizzeria." Everyone else said, and they all chinked their glasses together and drank up the apple cider inside, then put the glasses down and sighed happily.
"Now, let's eat." Foxy chuckled. "Bon-Bon, pass me a leg."
"How are we gonna cut it?" Ballora asked. "With a knife?"
"Yeah, I think so. And with my claws, they'll help too."
Foxy grabbed the plate of turkey and brought it to where he was sitting, then took a big knife on the table and began cutting it up for everyone to enjoy.
And so the animatronics spent the rest of the night eating. They conversed and chatted amongst themselves, gave each other updates on their lives, and were generally very pleased. Finally, the animatronics were working together. No fights. No arguments. No quarreling over silly things. For just this holiday, they'd finally put that aside and look at each as friends instead of anything else.
The hours passed, and the food disappeared bit by bit, until it was finally gone. The animatronics then talked for a few more minutes before they all got up, said their goodbyes, and left for their rooms. They departed into sleep, one by one, with peaceful dreams overcoming their minds.
All was well that very night.
Unfortunately for them, they had no idea of what tomorrow would behold for them.
Their brief peace was the only calm they had remaining as of then.
None of them had any idea of the storm coming their way. None of them knew that the next day in their life tomorrow...
...might be their last.
###### was lurking around inside the depths of Foxy's head, silently contemplating the details of the plan. They grinned to themselves as they relayed all the details and went over all the problems to get out of the way.
###### had been planning for this for the longest time. And now the time was coming for ###### to finally enact it. No longer would she remain where she was, trapped inside somebody's mind with no hope of escape, forced to be a simple voice who could only talk and not much else. She was taking action, and finally following the words of her allies.
She was just working out the final details. It would not be much more time before it would begin. They were waiting, and she would not hold them up for very long.
###### looked through the depths of the mindscape and grinned wider than ever.
"Finally, it's about ready. I knew it wouldn't be long before I finished the details." She said. "Soon, I will return to the world. Soon...I will finish what he started. Soon, the animatronics will finally meet judgement. If only they knew what's in store for the next day."
She laughed loudly for a time, then smiled and closed her eyes in anticipation.
"It's time for the plan to begin."
Chapter 42: The Return, Part 1: Lost Control
Summary:
It takes control, and enacts its vengeance.
Chapter Text
Foxy yawned as he activated inside his room. He looked around to regain a sense of his surroundings, then stretched out his limbs so his servos and circuits could stay online.
Another day in the pizzeria. And today was an exciting day for Foxy.
He was going to meet up with everybody today, including Freddy, who had agreed to come and hang out with everybody on this particular day. They were going to sit in the main room and finally catch up with each other fully.
Foxy was happy for this. Once again, there would be no fighting and no arguments and nothing for him to deal with. Today he could finally relax.
Bon-Bon came awake as well, and both he and Foxy greeted each other before Bon-Bon left the room for the main room. Foxy prepared himself mentally for a few more minutes, then headed for the door.
He left his room with nothing but a positive outlook in his mind.
Today, nothing could go wrong.
Or so he thought.
Ballora came awake from sleep and stood up, lifting herself off of the couch in her room she had slept on. She walked over and said hello to each of her stuffed animals, one at a time. It was important for her to make sure she greeted them. She didn't want to hurt any of their feelings.
She looked over at the couch on the other side of the room. Reggie was still asleep. She contemplated waking him up, but decided against it. She knew he had been working quite a lot for her recently, and today she decided it was finally time for him to have a break.
She knew today was the event that everyone had been planning on for a while. She had marked it down on her calendar as soon as she had heard, because she would rather not forget about this day. She was going to get to chat with everyone, and she, while felt it might be a little boring, wanted to see it in a good way and thus said she would come to it.
Then Ballora left her room, with the hopes that maybe everything would be fine.
Puppet awoke on his sofa in his computer room, and he stretched out his thin limbs as he got up. He had a breakfast of buttered toast, made himself a cup of tea, and brushed his teeth afterward with all three of his toothbrushes. He took a shower AND a bath, browsed the web on his computer for a little bit, and did other things not worth mentioning.
When the clock in his room finally got a few minutes before Puppet had to leave, Puppet went to his ladder and begin the ascent up it.
Puppet had prepared as extensively as he could for this day. And, deep in his soul, he swore to himself that nothing bad would happen. Only a simple hangout. Sure, Bon-Bon might be there, but he could handle it.
He could and WOULD handle it.
###### watched as Foxy left his room and grinned, ready to begin the plan right then. She reared back in his mindscape and hit his internal systems as hard as she could. When she heard a loud crack, she knew she had done the job.
Today would be an eventful day.
"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots." Puppet said randomly.
Everyone in the room muttered confusedly.
"Puppet, why are you saying 'peas and carrots'?" Ballora asked.
"Yeah, why are you-" crackle, crackle "-saying peas and c-c-carrots?" Foxy asked, not noticing the kinks in his voice.
"There's a rumor going around where if you say that three times, you'll gain immortality."
Foxy, Freddy, Puppet, Ballora, and Bon-Bon were all together in the main room, and had finally begun their chat. They were sitting on stools at tables in a formation where they were in a bit of a circle.
Around a week ago, the animatronics had agreed that today would be the day where they all sat down and just talked to each other instead of being in their own separate rooms. Everyone had been reluctant at first, but after lots of hassling and fervent promises (mostly towards Puppet and Bon-Bon), they had all agreed they would do it.
As soon as they had sat down, Puppet had already started speaking about some sort of 'peas and carrots' rumor.
Foxy was interested on how this was all going to go, and he was paying full attention. He felt a little weird right then, as well as even a little sick, but he passed it off as nothing more than his systems playing tricks on him. Now, he was present in the current situation.
As soon as Puppet finished speaking, Freddy was the first to naively lose his head over it.
"No way." He gasped.
"Woah!" Ballora added, also amazed.
"Oh, come on." Foxy groaned. "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't believe that."
"Let me try." Bon-Bon decided. "Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots."
"No, don't do it!" Freddy exclaimed. "It's a trap!"
"Yeah, it-it-it-it-it-IT'S a trap." Foxy added.
Ballora stared at Foxy confusedly. "Um, is anyone else hearing Foxy right now?" She asked.
"He's rapping!" Puppet claimed. "Foxy, continue to rap!"
"What are you talking about?" Foxy inquired, confused as to why they were bothering with him this way. "I'm just-just-just-just fine."
"Oh, he's not rapping! He's beatboxing!" Ballora guessed excitedly.
"FREESTYLE!" Bon-Bon shouted.
"I feel like that Max-Max-Max-Max guy that was on tv-tv-tv-tv-tv-tv." Foxy admit worriedly. "I'm stut-stut-stut-stuttering."
"Wait, I got a beat for you!" Bon-Bon began to beatbox for Foxy. Puppet began to dance a little.
"Puppet, are you d-d-d-dancing over there?"
"Yeah, I was! It was a good beatbox!" Puppet voiced. "Why didn't you rap?"
"I'm not r-r-r-r-r-r-RAPPING."
"It sounds like it, though." Ballora said.
Foxy shook his head, but suddenly heard a noise behind him and looked around: Freddy had gotten up from his stool and was standing behind Foxy.
"Oop!" Freddy breathed. "Hey, Foxy?"
"What are you d-d-doing, Freddy?" Foxy asked, unsure of what Freddy was trying to accomplish by being behind him.
"Just checking. Just, uh, making sure everything's okay back here." Freddy shuffled back to his seat.
"So, on that n-n-n-n-note, where have you been, Freddy?"
"You've been lying to us! We know where you've been!"
"Stop it, voice!"
"Who are you talking to?" Freddy asked nervously. Foxy, not wanting to mention the voice on a day that was supposed to be perfect, ignored his question.
"So, where have you been, F-Freddy?"
"Oh, well, I've been in the bathroom the past couple of days, y'know."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, I was in the stall."
"We were in the bathroom the other day, though..." Ballora mentioned. "Or, more literally, Bon-Bon was in the bathroom."
"That's where I was, right? You came in, I said hi to you, I asked how your day was, remember?"
"Yeah, he was in there for a little while, but he eventually left." Bon-Bon added.
"Wait, you knew, Bon-Bon?!" Foxy yelped, not able to understand why Bon-Bon hadn't told them. "Why didn't you tell u-u-u-us- Hi, I'm Foxy the pirate! Hi, I'm Foxy the pirate! -why didn't you tell us?"
"Um, no...you didn't ask, so I didn't say anything...Foxy, are you sure you're okay?"
"I-I-I'm sure I am just fine-fine-fine-"
"I will get you, my pretty."
"fine-fine-fine. Woah, that was weird."
"So, on more important matters...what's Foxy's rapper name gonna be?" Bon-Bon asked everybody.
"I was thinking about that too." Freddy acknowledged.
"Me three." Ballora added.
They all silently debated for a moment.
"FOXTROT!" Foxy called out, wanting that to be his rapper name. He felt like it was a good fit.
"No, that doesn't work..." Bon-Bon muttered.
"Foxtrot Tango, T-t-t-t-tango!"
"That won't work." Ballora decided. "The tango is a dance, and you can't dance."
"Foxy Grandpa!" Puppet offered excitedly.
"Oh, I like that one." Freddy complimented.
"NO!" Foxy shouted. "No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-NO!"
"Okay, okay, fine! We won't do that one!" Ballora exclaimed. "Geez, next time just say no once!"
"Foxy Freestyler!" Bon-Bon came up.
"That's a good one." Puppet admit.
"Well, what about...Funky Foxy Grandpa?" Ballora tried halfheartedly.
"No, not that!" Foxy refused.
"How about Funky Fresh Foxy?" Puppet offered.
"Yeah, t-t-t-t-there we go! That works."
The animatronics went quiet for a few seconds.
"Hmm, something's off about Foxy today, but I can't put my finger on it." Freddy mumbled.
"No, don't worry! I'm fine-fine-fine-fine-FINE!"
"Well, if you say so."
"Wait, no." Foxy retracted, standing up. At this point, he knew something had to be wrong. Why was his voice box acting up in such a way? "I think my voice box is finally going-FINALLY GOING-GONNA GET YOU ALL!-finally going crazy."
"Foxy, there's clearly something wrong." Ballora deduced, and everyone else stood up as well. "I think we need to fix you again. But, I've got this! I've done it before, I can do it again."
"W-w-w-what are you talking about-" Foxy started, but before he could, suddenly an ERROR! message showed up on his face, and his systems started to whirr loudly and he could no longer move himself anymore.
Then there was a resoundingly loud BEEP, a earsplitting BZZZT, and everything went black.
Ballora was perplexed by what was going on before her. Foxy had just deactivated all of the sudden, and now she and the others were staring at his offline body, standing right in the middle of the main room. His eyes were not closed, but they were unlit and empty. His arms hung lifelessly at his sides. He was completely still, but not dead.
"Hey, hold still!" She exclaimed, pulling out a wrench from her back pocket. Foxy had been malfunctioning, and now she decided it was time to fix him. "Let me just try and get this." She knew how to open the faceplates and chest cavity, as for some reason, a knowledge of repair was in her memory banks.
She pressed the button under Foxy's right cheek, then the button under the left cheek, then the button next to Foxy's right eye, and finally the button just above Foxy's nose. The faceplates came open with a loud CLANG, causing everybody in the room to be startled. Ballora ignored this and pressed the button underneath Foxy's endoskeleton jaw. Foxy's chest cavity came open as well. She stuck the wrench inside and began using it to try and fox the wiring in the systems.
"Wait, don't forget about the back part!" Freddy noted.
"Oh, right." Ballora said. She stuck the wrench around the endoskeleton torso to try and reach the wires towards the back of Foxy's systems. "Now, screw this here...adjust this here...and this too..."
Foxy's systems whirred a little bit.
"Don't forget to adjust the freestyling module." Bon-Bon reminded her.
"Got it." Ballora went around to the back of Foxy and opened up Foxy's head from behind. Inside the mechanics and wiring in the head, she saw a series of little dials. One was labeled as Freestyling Module, which was set to Low. "Oh wow, that's really low. Let's turn that all the way up." She adjusted the dial to the highest setting, which was labeled as Full Capacity.
"Wow, that freestyling module is very out-of-date." Freddy commented as he peered inside the back of Foxy's head.
"I know. Do we have an update for this one?"
"Nope."
"Ah, dang. Well, that's fine, I guess." She closed the back of Foxy's head and pressed a button located at Foxy's right hip, which closed the faceplates and chest cavity. She then went around to the front of Foxy. "Okay, Puppet, press his restart button."
Puppet went around behind Foxy and opened up a panel on Foxy's back, then pressed a button on it that said Manual Activation. He closed it quickly and went back over to Foxy's front.
They all watched in anticipation as Foxy began to activate, his systems whirring and clanking...then there was a loud VROOM of deactivation and a even louder BANG, and Foxy turned off again.
"That didn't sound too good..." Freddy fret anxiously.
"Maybe we should just keep hitting him until he activates." Puppet suggested.
Suddenly, Foxy began to activate again, with several whirring sounds sounding out. Everyone held their breath in the hopes that Foxy would finally come online.
Then the VROOM and BANG played again, and Foxy was deactivated once more. Everyone sighed.
"We need to plug him in, he must not be plugged in!" Freddy fathomed hastily.
Then Foxy came online.
"Arrgh, I'm Foxy the pirate-" He began before the same two sounds from before replayed and he was immediately shut off again.
"Wow, this really isn't good." Ballora muttered worriedly. She was beginning to really worry now. Foxy's systems sounded really bad.
"Let's just keep hitting him!" Puppet insisted.
"No, no, no!" Bon-Bon exclaimed.
"Don't say no! Hitting him is the only way we can make him work again!"
"That isn't the way!"
"Well, what's YOUR idea, then?"
"I say we get his reset CD. Y'know, the one we all come with."
"How do you know this?"
"I read the core manual."
Suddenly, a whirr sounded, and Foxy's head began to lift upward. Everybody paused.
Then his head came down again and he turned back off, and everybody sighed another time.
"Look, I think we should still try and hit him." Puppet demanded.
"No, don't! We don't know what'll happen!" Freddy whined.
"I've got to try it anyway."
"What are you even going to hit him with?" Bon-Bon asked incredulously.
"My banjo." Puppet pulled out his banjo from out of nowhere and held it up by the neck. "Batter up!" He reared back and swung the body of the banjo into Foxy's chest as hard as he could.
Foxy's body went back a little, and there was another loud whirr and several loud BEEPS before the VROOM and BANG relayed, and Foxy deactivated again, this time with a CLANG added to it. Foxy was still offline, but at the very least he was standing up straight now and looking forward instead of down at the ground.
"Aww, look! You made it worse!" Bon-Bon screamed.
"Well, at least he's standing up straight now." Ballora pointed out.
"I told you not to, Puppet." Freddy sighed. "But nobody ever listens to me..."
"What do you want to do, then?"
Before Freddy could respond, Foxy's body suddenly sat down with a CLANG.
"See? You made it worse, Bon-Bon!" Puppet yelled.
"I didn't do anything, you idiot!" Bon-Bon roared. "You were the one who hit him with a god-damn banjo!"
"Look, I- augh, you're SO STUBBORN! You don't even have any good ideas of your OWN!"
"I offered to use the reset CD!"
"Well, you're not going to get it, are you?! If nobody does anything, I'm just going to keep hitting him!" Puppet ripped the wrench from Ballora's grip and flashed it angrily.
"Let me look at the manual real quick." Ballora said, and she took out the core animatronic repair manual from her pocket and opened it up to look at it.
But before she could read it, Puppet hit Foxy with the wrench as hard as he could. Foxy's body stood up with a whirring sound, and a few more whirring sounds played as Foxy's head snapped up and down. But then Foxy fell back down onto the ground and was back into sitting position as he came into deactivation once again.
"That's it." Bon-Bon grumbled. "I'm gonna go get the CD." He ran off into Foxy's room.
"I'm gonna go find something bigger to hit him with!" Puppet shot back, running off into the big hallway back towards his room so he could find another object.
Ballora watched them go with a sigh. How was she going to get Foxy back online now?
"Hey, don't worry, Ballora." Freddy assured her calmly. "We fixed him before, remember? We can do it again."
"I know." She replied, and she brought the manual back up to her face. "I'll just look through the manual real quick and see what I can find."
"No, wait, I have an idea. This is a secret technique. Foxy...WAKE UP!"
Freddy shouted this into Foxy's ear, and Foxy stood back up, and the lights behind his eyes lit back up again. With another whirr, Foxy's eyes came back into Foxy, and he looked up at Ballora and Freddy.
"Oh, hey guys!" He said, but there was something off with his voice. Instead of sounding like the pirate Foxy usually did, he sounded more like he had when he had first been broken. Foxy was smiling, but quickly tensed up as he viewed the area where they were. "Woah, where am I?"
"Um, you're in the pizzeria." Ballora answered, befuddled. Was Foxy okay now, or was he still broken? Now was the time to find out.
"Foxy? Aw, that's not my name." Foxy laughed. "My name is Fred Foxington, remember?"
Ballora and Freddy exchanged horrified looks. They both knew it: Foxy was back in human mode.
"Oh no." Freddy gasped.
"Oh, lord." Ballora groaned.
"Wait, why are we even here?" Foxy asked. "Can't we just leave?" Foxy turned around and saw the boarded-up doors. "Oh, wait, the doors are closed. Um, guys? Guys? Why are you wearing costumes? You can take them off now. Why aren't you? This isn't funny, guys..."
Freddy and Ballora did not respond to Foxy, but instead looked at each other. Freddy nodded to Ballora, and Ballora nodded back. She understood what Freddy was going to do. Freddy turned away from them, heading towards the closet/his room.
"Where are you going?" Foxy exclaimed.
"I just need to go get some, uh, chicken!" Freddy replied. "Yeah, uh, some chicken will fix this."
"Oh, yeah, you do that! Being in this suit all day makes me really hungry."
Freddy turned and vaulted over the stand, then entered the closet, heading out of suit. Ballora was now even more anxious then she had been before, now that she was alone with Foxy, who was currently in his broken state once more, the one where he believed he was human even though he wasn't. Ballora hadn't experienced this since they had fixed Foxy back when he had first came here, so she had little idea of how to handle this.
"Wow, where'd he go?" Foxy asked Ballora.
Ballora didn't respond. Then she chose to try and act casual. "So, uh...hi there."
"Hi."
"Do you, uh, remember me?"
"Well, I see that you're wearing the Ballora suit, so you must have the job as one of the mascots, yeah! I don't know your real name, though, because I don't think we've met."
"We're animatronics...don't you remember?"
Foxy gasped. "You're real animatronics?! Are you serious? Wait...I heard the stories."
"Stories?"
"At the other pizzerias! You guys...oh no." Foxy started backing away fearfully.
"You're one of us, though."
"No, I'm not one of you! You stay over there, you killer robot!"
"Killer robot? What do you mean, Foxy?"
"I heard the stories about you guys being killer robots! From the haunted house ride! And I thought it was fake. It burned down, though...but, yes, I heard them. And you guys...you're evil. So evil."
"Foxy, no...I'm not going to do anything to you, my goodness."
"No, I'm not falling for this! I'm getting away from you! I'm-" Foxy turned around and made to run away, but the VROOM, BANG, and CLANG sounded, and Foxy fell down into sitting position, offline.
"Ugh, not again!" Ballora groaned, upset that Foxy was already back to the same offline state that he had been in beforehand. "Back to square one. This is so annoying...you know what? I'm just gonna push you to the kitchen."
She went behind Foxy and tried to push him. He was too heavy to be pushed, and Ballora was having trouble. But before she could do anything else, Foxy re-activated and stood back up, his eyes lighting up.
"Ah, got him!" Ballora said. "Okay, are you here for real this time?"
"Yes, I am here." Foxy replied. For some reason, his voice was now unusually high.
"You sound a bit weird...might just be a voice box side effect." Ballora told herself. Foxy seemed okay now to her. "It's okay, we'll get it fixed."
"Uh, yeah! I think this is how I'm supposed to sound! Aren't I? Yeah, of course!"
"Maybe. Can we go to the kitchen real quick?"
Foxy perked up. "Oh, yeah, we should! Garbage came back!"
Ballora felt shocked. "Wait, really?"
"Uh-huh! He said he wanted to talk to you!"
"But why me?"
"Because you're one of the new animatronics here, I think. That must be the reason."
"Really? Take me to him!"
Ballora followed Foxy through the main room and into the kitchen, whose door was already open, and over to the garbage chute, which was also open.
"See, he's right down there!" Foxy said, pointing down the chute.
"He is?" Ballora wondered, and she leaned down close to the chute to try and get a better look down into the shaft.
"GET DOWN THERE!"
Ballora was pushed roughly from behind, and she screamed as she fell down, down, down into the depths of the chute...
###### laughed happily as she watched Ballora fall down into the chute. What a fool she had been! Now she was trapped down there, just as ###### had intended.
###### had finally taken full control of Foxy's body, and it had been even easier to convince Ballora to get close enough to the chute to the point where she could be pushed into it. It had taken quite a lot of time to entirely possess Foxy's body, even in the weak state he was in, but now she had finally done it. Foxy had been an even bigger fool to trust her. She had made her plan with him, but she had never intended to let him get what he wanted. He was just her puppet to use to accomplish what she needed, and now that was even more true than before.
With Foxy's body now under her control, decided that it was time for the plan to take action. And part one was just underway.
"One down, the rest to go!" She cried, laughing. "This will be easy."
She turned away from the chute and strode out of the room, purpose in her step. She had just came into the main room when she noticed Freddy wandering around the main room, looking around for Ballora.
"Ballora, where are you?" Freddy called.
###### grinned. Time to target the next victim.
"Hello, Freddy, my boy!" called out, approaching Freddy.
Freddy turned and saw her standing there, and became wary.
"Foxy?" Freddy stammered.
"Aww, you don't remember me, do you?"
"No, of course! Something's just a little...off...about you." Freddy squinted at . "Did you get a haircut?"
"Oh, so you don't remember at all. You must be a different Freddy!"
"Huh?"
"Don't worry, I'm just messing with you!"
Freddy relaxed and smiled. "Oh, good one. I almost thought you were serious. I was getting a little scared there for a moment."
###### giggled. "It's okay."
She then turned to her thoughts. So the other Freddy got away... she thought. One of her allies had been a bit similar to the Freddy standing before her now, but now she could see the differences. And if that Freddy wasn't here, then she knew he must have gotten away like the others had...
"Foxy?"
###### looked back up at Freddy and grinned. "Oh, it's nothing. Come, follow me. Ballora's over here in the kitchen. She's talking to Garbage. Garbage came back, did you know that?!"
Freddy perked up. "Oh, Garbage?!"
"Yeah, Garbage! He said he wanted some chicken. Do you have any chicken on you?"
"Of course! When don't I have chicken?"
"Awesome! Come, follow me to the kitchen."
###### led Freddy into the kitchen and over to the garbage chute, just as she had done with Ballora. She opened the chute.
"Wait, where's Ballora?" Freddy asked confusedly.
"Oh, her. She went in the break room, but she said she'd be right back." ###### lied, smiling. "Go and give Garbage some chicken."
"Okay!" Freddy went up to the chute, chicken piece in hand, ready to throw it inside.
"YOU GET DOWN THERE!" ###### shoved Freddy as she had with Ballora, and he screamed as he fell down into the chute. She laughed. "Two down! Oh, Ballora, you now have a friend with you!"
###### could see Ballora's and Freddy's faces appear at the bottom of the chute.
"How dare you!" Ballora shrieked. "I'm gonna get you for this!"
"Foxy, help us!" Freddy wailed.
"Foxy's not here anymore!" cackled. "It's only just ME!"
She laughed again as she left the kitchen to continue the plan. Her next targets were Puppet and Bon-Bon, but which one to tackle first?
###### looked over at the nearby entrance into Foxy's room, where she knew Bon-Bon would be.
Bon-Bon must be over there. She thought. Hmm...no, I'll get him later. PUPPET is getting it next.
She headed down the big hallway towards the auditorium.
"Puppet! Puppet!" ###### called as she entered the auditorium. "Oh, where might you be?"
She looked and saw Puppet standing on top of his box, holding a baseball bat and facing away. She ran over to the box.
"Oh, Puppet! There you are!"
"Huh?" Puppet turned around. "Hey, Foxy! There you are! Ready to be hit again? This time I've got a bat."
"No, no, no, no need! I'm fixed!"
"You...are?"
"Yep! I'm all better now!"
"Oh, sweet! Where's everyone else?"
"The kitchen! Guess what, Puppet? Garbage came back!"
Puppet gasped. "No way, really?"
"Oh, yes. Garbage came back, and he wants to talk to you."
"To...me?"
"Of course! Ballora and Freddy already went to talk to him, and they went back to their rooms, but you can still say hello to him!"
"Hey, question. What did Garbage tell you? He didn't say anything that would be...secret, would he?"
"No, not at all, but he did say that he needed to talk to you!"
"Alright, then bring me to him!"
###### led Puppet out of the room, heading back towards the kitchen.
Bon-Bon watched as Foxy and Puppet passed by in the main room, hiding over in the doorway of the bounce house.
He could hear Foxy speak, but not in the way Foxy usually did. It was too high-pitched and girl-like. And now he was afraid.
"Foxy..." Bon-Bon whimpered.
"Say, Puppet...do you remember?" ###### asked Puppet as they entered the kitchen.
Puppet didn't seem to understand. "Remember...what?"
"Do you remember the old times?"
"The old times...I...don't know what you mean, but...you're kind of acting a bit...strange."
"No, don't worry. I'm just fine! Here, look down the garbage chute. Garbage wants to say hello!"
"Oh, right!" Puppet leaned over, peering down into the chute. "Hey, buddy! Are you-"
"THIS IS MY REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID!"
###### pushed Puppet even more roughly than she had the others, and he too fell down into the chute, screaming during the entire fall.
"Puppet, no!" She could hear Ballora and Freddy shout in surprise.
###### cackled in victory. Now the least favorite of all of the animatronics was trapped, too! And how fitting. He had been her greatest enemy in anything, and now she was finally taking the revenge she had planned all this time. Out of all of the animatronics, she knew Puppet would suffer the most once the next part of the plan began later on.
"Hello, guys!" ###### shouted down into the chute.
"We're going to get you for this!" Ballora repeated determinedly.
"Oh, you think so? Well, just you wait until you see what I'll do with you! HAHAHA!"
###### turned around, and then grinned once more. Bon-Bon was standing at the other end of the room, his eyes wide with fear as he watched stand there next to the chute.
"Oh, hello there, Bon-Bon!" ###### greeted.
"F-Foxy?" Bon-Bon stuttered nervously.
###### cackled again. "It seems you already know. Well, it's too late for you now. Your friends are all trapped down there, and YOU'RE NEXT!"
"I-I-I...saw that! And...I won't let you do this!"
"HAHAHAHAH! You think YOU can stop ME? Well, by all means..." She spread out her arms in a challenge. "...go ahead and TRY!"
"I'll stop you! AAAAH!"
Bon-Bon rushed at as fast as he could, not looking where he was going at all. ######, still grinning, simply sidestepped the hand-puppet, who kept running until he ended up falling right into the garbage chute, which had been right behind .
###### watched in wonder as Bon-Bon, screaming, fell down into the chute just like the others had.
"Wow, that...was easier than I thought." She processed. Then she laughed again, even louder this time.
"Bon-Bon, no!" Ballora shrieked. could see Ballora peer up at from the bottom of the chute. "Foxy, why are you doing this?!"
"Why? WHY? Because I need you guys for the PLAN!"
"P-plan?"
"Yes, the plan! Want to hear it? You're going to die anyway, so it hardly matters anyway."
"Fine, then! Tell us!"
"Oh, I'll tell you. It starts like this..."
"Long ago, I was an animatronic just like you. I lived inside this very pizzeria. In fact, it was my home before any of you ever came to this place.
"I was the main attraction. I would entertain for the kids as they came in to the place, and watch as they left. Every day was this same thing.
"But, overtime, I sought more. Living a life of entertainment was certainly not for me. I wanted power. I wanted respect. I wanted control. And, at first, I had no way of getting any of that.
"Then...I met HIM. Oh, him. He came one day, into the place I was, at the time when the place was closed and nobody was around. And with him came others, all of them with different personalities, different stories. But we had one thing in common: we wanted power.
"We made plans, me and him. We sought ways to gain power at a more rapid rate than ever known before. Then he added parts of his own creation into my body, and with it, I gained unspeakable power. With that done, we were ready to launch our plan.
"But then...Puppet. Oh, Puppet! He found out what was going on, and he sought to stop him. So one day, when I was by myself, that PUPPET came. He told me was going to destroy me. But I wouldn't go down without a fight.
"So we fought. It was ruthless battle, and I, being off-track at the time, was convinced that with my new power, I could win.
"But I was wrong. He used his own power to destroy me, and I was ripped apart, into many bits and pieces. I was in a state that could not just be considered broken. I was...gone. Extinguished. ELIMINATED.
"But HE found me after it all happened. At this time, I was barely alive. Even in my state, I was still putting in all the effort I had left in my soul for one purpose: living.
"HE could not reconstruct me yet, I was too broken. So instead, he did something else.
"He took my pieces, and he put each of them in each of you. Freddy, Ballora, Bon-Bon, Baby, they all got minor pieces of myself, which influenced their personalities on a scale I had never seen.
"The last and STRONGEST part went into Foxy. This one was the most competent, capable of speech and a place inside Foxy's mind. That was me.
"Ever since then, I've been stuck here, trapped as nothing more than a fragment inside a body I had no control of.
"But HE was still there. Down below, he constructed a machine with the power to reverse EVERYTHING. It was ingenuity on a GRAND scale, much greater than another other creation he had made before.
"And with me, we created a new plan: I would slowly influence Foxy into accepting the opportunity to work for me. And he, being as STUPID as he was, accepted, believing that he might get something great out of it that could better help the pizzeria.
"Then, we would wait. Wait until Foxy was reduced to a weak state; one where he had almost no control over his body. And when this happens, I step it and take control of the body.
"Then we would lure you, one by one, down into a place so far down that you cannot simply hope to escape. The garbage chute. With all of you out of the way, I could break open the passage down to the place below, and unlock that room.
"With HIS help, we could use his new creation on each of you, taking back the pieces of me, as well as a bit more, so we could reconnect the pieces and build myself a new body. Foxy works as a vessel, but he is not enough. I must return to my original power, and maybe even more than that.
"Along with that, we'll take a human that we can use to disguise myself. We can never venture out into the world in our current state. Who knows what happen if we get caught before we're ready? We have no place to go, when we look like this. But if we looked like a human, we could leave. If we looked like a human, we would have a place to go. A place to begin our new world order. But first comes my new body.
"HE will build it for me, and reinstate my power on a better scale than before. And with it, we could finally throw all of you out, since after taking what we need, we could just dispose of the rest. Basically, you'll all get to meet the incinerator. HAHAHA!
"And with my body complete, we could then restart the animatronic line. We'll make all the new animatronics into powerhouses, soldiers for our new animatronic army, more advanced than any human technology ever came up with.
"With an army at out grasp, we'll march on the world, and take our revenge. We'll eliminate the human race, and we'll take them all. No man, woman, or even child will be spared from it. They are took weak to have this world anymore.
"Then we can build a new world, one solely lived in by animatronics. And in this new world, I shall reign. I shall be more powerful than anyone has ever been. I shall make Earth PERFECT!"
"And so, we come to where we are now." ###### concluded. "All of what I've already said has yet to happen. But that won't be the case for long. I miss HIM so much. And I shall be with him once more."
"I...I..." Ballora stammered, speechless.
"Foxy..." Bon-Bon moaned.
"What is he talking about?" Freddy whined, scared.
"I have, uh, no idea what you're talking about!" Puppet exclaimed. "Let us out of here, NOW!"
###### just laughed. And laughed. And laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
"Don't you all see?!" ###### cried. "You're all puppets. Mindless robots whose only purpose is to fulfill my needs. Once I get what I want, you're all history, every one of you. You'll all be weeded out from the NEW animatronics we shall create! But, look at you now. Stuck down inside a GARBAGE disposal chute. Such a fitting way for you all to meet your end."
"Don't say that!" Ballora shouted. "You're evil! We'll get out of here, I'm sure of it! Somebody will save us-"
"YOU IDIOT. Haven't you realized it yet? No? Well, I'll tell you. You're all HOPELESS. None of your friends can save you now. Karma, remember? Every single one of you had this coming.
"You were always so self-absorbed, Ballora. You focused on nobody but you, you, you, and what you needed, and what you wanted. You ignored your friends, you ignored everybody. You fall for human men. You play with dolls and hold tea parties. And after all of that, you expect to be forgiven. But deep down, you're nothing more than a selfish brat."
Ballora went silent, looking down at the ground in sadness.
"Freddy, oh, Freddy, where to begin with you? Oh, I know. How about just how STUPID you are? Your idiocy, it knows no bounds. Time and time again, your actions have caused nothing but trouble for those around you. Time and time again, you make life difficult for anyone in close proximity. And after all of that, you expect to be treated on equal footing. But the truth it, you're just a mindless idiot. And that's all you are. That's all you ever will be."
Freddy broke into tears, his hands covering his face.
"There's a child in every crop, and it's clear who that is, isn't it, Bon-Bon? You used to be better than this. You used to have me in you. But it was removed, and with it, any hope left for you. You're a nervous baby, and all you've ever done is stand by and watch as everyone you know does everything you do, but better. And let's not forget Gregory! All this time, you fawned over a brainless chicken instead of solving problems. And after all of that, you think you can belong in this world. But inside your heart, you're nothing more than a child. A powerless, incompetent, unhelpful, whiney little HAND-PUPPET."
Bon-Bon stammered endlessly, seeming to have lost his voice.
"Last but certainly least, it's YOU, Puppet. I do admit, while I love seeing all of your friends kick the bucket, none are more satisfying to watch die than YOU. The memories of all you did to stop me are still fresh in my mind. But, only sometimes are you that aware. Anytime else, you become a lesser animatronic. Thinking yourself to be allowed human privileges and delicacies. Thinking yourself above anything anybody else has to deal with. Cruel to any for doing something as small as enter your room. And after all of that, you still think YOU'RE a member of the animatronic community. Well, guess what? You're just an unhelpful, invaluable, worn-out SOCK MONKEY."
Puppet squinted up at ######, his face full of anger.
"And now, all four of you are watching as all that you did comes back to end you, right here, right now. And that's without mentioning Baby OR Foxy. They have their own faults, too. But they're just the same as all four of you: DOOMED.
"So this is it. You've reached the end. Give up your hope. Give up your LIVES...and pledge your fate to ME. That's all you've got left to rely on now, hmm? But, now, we must continue the inevitable. What do I mean by that? Well, as for me...it's time to find that room. Except...where is BABY, hmm? Freddy, you've been with her. Do YOU know?"
Freddy looked unsure. "Well, uh...I don't know where she is. She could be anywhere."
"Oh, but I'm certain YOU DO know where she is. But it doesn't matter. I'll find her anyway, and I'LL BE BACK, and then she'll join you as well-"
"Wait!"
"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT ME! DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE?!"
"But I just have one question!"
"WHAT, THEN?"
"Can you throw down some seasoning for my chicken?"
"NO! It's too late for you now. Your last meal can be UNSEASONED chicken, just to represent how bland you have been up until this point."
"You're so cruel!"
###### laughed. "Aw, just you wait until Baby comes, and then I'll get the parts I need! ONCE I FIND THAT ROOM, EVERYTHING WILL GET STARTED AGAIN! We already have the humans as well, and we have a generous TWO to pick from! Garbage...and REGINALD! HAHAHAHA!"
"You leave Reggie alone!" Ballora threatened.
"HAHAHA! Oh, this is going to be great! Now, it's time for me to go find Baby. LET THE END COME NEAR-"
Suddenly, ###### could not move. The entire body was shaking, and the inner systems were sounding with loud BEEPS that seemed to resemble alarms in a way. She could feel something resonating in the inner mindscape, getting stronger and stronger. It was gaining power from nowhere, and it was quickly coming out.
And then it came.
"What are you doing?!" Foxy cried out using the body's mouth.
"Aww, what are you talking about?" ###### mocked. "I'm starting the new plan, and finally getting the world under my control. There's nothing you can do about it now!"
"No."
"...WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"NO."
"SAY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU!"
"NO!"
The body began thrashing around. Now both Foxy and ###### were fighting for control of it. Foxy's body itself was moving around uncontrollably, having lost any measure of possession while the fight inside Foxy's mind raged on.
###### was furious. No way would she let this happen now. She was finally so close to achieving her goal, and she wasn't about to let some measly fox ruin it all.
"GIVE IT UP!" She shrieked as she fought for control of the body. "IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU! YOU HAVE LOST!"
"I haven't lost yet!" Foxy shouted. "I can still stop you!"
"YOU CAN'T! I AM STRONGER THAN YOU! I WILL WIN!"
"This is MY body, and you're not going to have it ANYMORE!"
"IT'S MY BODY NOW! OR IT WILL BE UNTIL I CONSTRUCT MY NEW ONE! THEN WE CAN GET RID OF THIS OLD, OUTDATED FOX BODY!"
"THIS IS MY BODY!"
As they fought for control even harder, Foxy's body began stepping towards the garbage chute. ###### knew what Foxy's plan was at once.
"NOOOOOOOO! I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS! STOP! STOP IT!"
The body was getting closer and closer.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I WON'T LET IT! I WON'T LET IT!"
The body was almost there.
"MY POWER! MY PLAN! IT WON'T END NOW!"
The body was close enough to fall in.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!"
"I can and I will." Foxy chuckled. "Checkmate."
The body tipped over and fell down the garbage chute.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The fall seemed to go in slow motion. Both Foxy and ###### watched through Foxy's body's eyes as they fell, fell down, down, down, deeper down, the arms flailing helpless, the systems malfunctioning and crackling and buzzing and beeping as it all happened. It was too late.
###### watched as this all happened. It was over. The plan had failed.
But, there was one failsafe that she still had left. She had told them her backstory as well as the plan...but now that she had failed, IT would activate. And with it, there was no chance that they would remember the plan or the story.
At least there was still that.
Then the world seemed to head back to normal speed.
They fell down the entire chute, and reached the bottom. There was a loud CRASH, and both Foxy and Ennard fell unconscious.
"Hey, Foxy!"
"Well, look who it is!"
"Alright, you'd better not move, or my name isn't Ballora. Right, Freddy?"
"Right! Wait, but Foxy isn't moving at all. Is...is he dead?"
"...no. I think he's alright. He's just out cold."
"Ah, phew. Say, can you remember anything about that story that...well, Foxy...told us?"
"Now that you mention it...I don't. Do you remember what he said?"
"Nope. Should we be worried?"
"I'm sure it's fine. It's not like it was anything important."
"Well, if you're sure."
Chapter 43: The Return, Part 2: Into the Garbage
Summary:
With the voice's plan impeded and Foxy back in control, the animatronics find themselves stuck in the garbage chute. Despite the circumstances, they don't have a choice but to work together to find an exit.
Chapter Text
"Foxy! I have a BONE to pick with you!"
"Ugh...what?"
Foxy slowly came awake on the spot where he was. He was sitting against a cold, hard wall, on something that felt like dirt. Unsure of what was going on, Foxy opened his eyes.
He was sitting against as a stone wall on a patch of dirt. Freddy was standing over him, holding a bone in his hand. Ballora, Puppet, and Bon-Bon were silently watching, with Ballora standing next to Foxy and Puppet and Bon-Bon standing in the murky water.
They were in a passage: a large sewer tunnel, with a massive amount of chicken bones settled around the area where Foxy was sitting. Large pipes, most with murky water pouring out of them, were set along the walls. The murky water was pouring down into the sewer tunnel's river of the same murky water, flowing along the entire tunnel. The tunnel was made entirely out of bricks, most of the area covered in moss that looked as if it had been there for ages. Bright lights illuminated the tunnel, and spiderwebs adorned some areas of the tunnel.
Foxy was sitting on a small stone flooring area right next to the sewer tunnels, which was mostly the same bricks except for some patches of dirt growing out of the bricks.
"Wait...we're..." Foxy stammered, and he looked up. Above him was a long hole, the same one he had fallen down, and he could see the kitchen lit up from down where he was. "Did that...did all of that seriously happen?" Foxy got to his feet, groaning. His entire body was still aching from the long fall, but he was otherwise unharmed.
"It did!" Freddy exclaimed. "You pushed us down here!"
"No I didn't! That...wasn't me. That was...something else. Something worse."
"Are you making up excuses now?" Ballora chimed in, staring at Foxy angrily. "We all remember. It was YOU that pushed us down here."
"Guys, don't worry. I'm back in control-"
"For now."
"DON'T YOU START. Get out of here, voice!"
"No!"
"LEAVE!" That finally got the voice to shut up. Foxy sighed, then turned to face his friends. "Alright, I got it away. It'll be back, but at least it won't annoy us right now. But I'm back in control, guys. Everything's fine."
"I don't trust him." Freddy stated suspiciously. "I don't believe him at all."
"I have his reset CD right here." Bon-Bon added, pulling out the reset CD.
Foxy let out a laugh. "Like that CD will do anything."
"Oh, it does something. It RESETS you to your default programming."
"I'm fine. I don't need it."
"I'll accept that for now. But one false move...and this reset cd is coming in."
"So you were lying about Garbage being down here?" Puppet asked anxiously.
"What are you going on about? That wasn't me, that was the voice. It was trying to trick you so it could push you down here. I don't know what she's planning, either. Yes, I'm calling it a she. I'm pretty sure at this point that it's a girl. I could be wrong, but that's what I believe."
"Well, look what you did. We're stuck down here with no exit. This is our new home now. We're going to have to get used to this disgusting water."
"Where am I gonna do my dancing?!" Ballora complained. "I can't dance on these...chicken bones."
"Good thing for us, I brought chicken." Freddy said, waving a piece of said chicken. "And I've got enough to last us a lifetime."
"Great. Now I know how Garbage feels." Foxy sighed, annoyed by this new development. "Also, how does that water feel?"
"Smelly." Puppet said simply.
"I can't feel." Bon-Bon answered.
"Let me try it." Foxy said, and he stepped down into the water. "Oh, god, it's kind of warm."
"It is?" Ballora wondered, and she too stepped down into it. "Oh, it is warm. And this...is very gross. I feel like somebody pissed in this water at some point."
"Hey, wait a minute! The garbage chute leads down to a...sewer?!"
"That makes no sense." Freddy grumbled.
"Agreed." Ballora groaned.
"So we've been throwing our trash down into a sewer system the whole time?" Puppet said.
"Oh no, that means we've been ruining the environment!" Freddy exclaimed, instantly getting upset by this new development. "How terrible!"
"You know, guys, I'm kind of shocked that you're not more surprised then you already are about me having my whole...freak-out thing before I fell down here," Foxy admit. "To think it tried to kill you using my body and you guys aren't very upset over this."
"Ah, well, I forgive you." Freddy replied earnestly.
"Well, we haven't got the time to berate you for this." Puppet explained. "We need to get out of this awful place first. THEN we can deal with you."
"The past's the past." Bon-Bon added, shrugging.
"It is not OKAY!" Ballora cried. "He shall answer for his discretion! We shall be swift, and we shall be fast, and he shall be JUDGED!"
"I didn't do this, though." Foxy denied, shaking his head. "To be fair, YOU GUYS were the ones who messed with my systems and gave the voice an opening to take control of me."
"They told me to! They're like: 'Oh, Bon-Bon, you should go get the CD', but I said: 'No, Bon-Bon, don't get the CD.' and then they said: "Oh, Ballora, you should mess with the buttons!' and I said: 'No, I'm not going to mess with the buttons!' and they replied: 'Yes, you're going to mess with the buttons!' and then ALL THIS HAPPENED!"
"You know, I think this is Puppet's fault for hitting you with the wrench." Freddy commented.
"Hey, it is NOT!" Puppet yelled.
"Hold on, I think I know how to fix this!" Foxy interrupted. "It might take a little time, but hold on." Foxy looked up at the hole above. "REGGIE! REGGIE!"
"I don't think Reggie can hear you." Ballora sighed. "The last I saw him, he was sleeping."
"Well, then YOU try to call him. He listens to you, after all."
Ballora looked up at the hole. "OH, REGGIE! REGGIE! Nope, nothing."
"We'll come back later. Maybe he'll realize that we're down here and bring a ladder. That would be awesome."
"Um, guys?" Bon-Bon cut in. The hand-puppet was standing about halfway down the sewer tunnel, staring at something on the right wall of the tunnel.
"What?" Everyone asked.
"What is this?"
Foxy and the others began wading through the murky sewer water to Bon-Bon.
"What is what?" Foxy asked as he reached Bon-Bon. "There's nothing down here. Just a sewer, gross water, spiderwebs, and a door. Wait, a door?"
That was indeed what Bon-Bon was staring at: a white door imbedded into the wall, with a button next to it to open the door. There was a sign above it that read:
Maintenance Offices
"A door?! Wow!" Foxy waded through the water and over to the door. "Oh, this HAS to be a way out! Let's see what's inside."
Foxy pressed the button, and the door swung open. Everyone trooped inside the room.
The room was entirely made out of faded iron. It had no decoration besides a few sinks and a tiny janitor's closet. A single, feeble lightbulb was the only thing illuminating the room.
"This is a weird maintenance office." Foxy muttered, observing the room.
"So claustrophobic..." Freddy complained.
"Ooooh, free stuff!" Puppet exclaimed, and opened up the janitor's closet and began rummaging around inside of it. "Hey, there's a book in here!" Puppet pulled the book out of the closet and closed it behind him. "It says it's a journal owned by somebody named...Gar-bage."
"Gar-bage? Who's that?" Freddy wondered.
"Let's find out. Read it, Puppet." Foxy added.
"Okay, let's see here..." Puppet mumbled, and he opened the book up and began to read.
Day 1
Well, it's just my luck, isn't it? Today I was supposed to just being doing a shift as a guard for a new pizza place. But then the animatronics pushed me down here, down into the measly garbage chute. And, even worse. There's no food down here.
What I would give for something to eat.
"Oh my god, the suspense!" Freddy shouted excitedly.
"Calm down, Freddy." Ballora hushed.
"Well, it is a good story so far." Foxy admit. "Puppet, go on."
"Okay, I will." Puppet agreed. "Strange. After Day 1, it starts being written in...crayon?"
Day 9
Another day down in the sewer. I've been drinking the sewer water to stay hydrated, but there's still no food, and I'm beginning to feel starvation hit.
Besides that, I also lost my pencil. I think a rat took it. But I seem to have found a new way to 'color in the lines', I guess.
"Yay! Happy ending!" Freddy cheered.
Day 11
At last, starvation will not get me. The animatronics finally started to throw down some food for me! Salvation!
It's chicken. It's just chicken.
Oh, what a world I live in.
"Wait a second, this guy sounds pretty familiar." Ballora acknowledged suspiciously.
"And, by the way this is structured, it seems that he lost track of the days pretty quickly after he fell down here." Foxy noted.
Day 19
Another daily breakfast of chicken. But, this time, they threw down it with less seasoning then before.
Things are not looking too good for me. I'd better find an exit to this place, or I may be done for.
"Well, Garbage asked for something new, and we gave it to him!" Foxy mentioned.
"He should be thankful." Freddy griped.
"Wait, Garbage? This book is by Garbage?" Ballora gasped.
"Yeah, no duh!" Foxy said.
"Oooooh, I see. Anyways, continue, Puppet."
"Hmm, there seems to be a few pages ripped out here." Puppet pointed out. "But, it continues on."
Day 30
Maybe my luck finally is turning around. Now they're starting to throw down an assorted mix of items. Some of it's edible, some of it isn't.
At least it's not chicken again. I was getting sick of the chicken.
"Okay, maybe it was a bad idea for us to throw down all that stuff we didn't need." Puppet decided.
"Well, this is the garbage chute." Foxy reasoned. "What do you think we'd do with all of our trash? Leave it lying around?"
"Good point. Anyway, moving on..."
Day 55
Today the animatronics threw me down some candy. Pretty nice of them to do that.
My birthday just passed, anyway, so I guess I can count this as my birthday present.
Too bad I can't have it with my family.
"Aww, he didn't tell us it was his birthday!" said Foxy. "I could have gotten him something nice. Like chicken."
Day 56
I got a stomach-ache from all the candy they threw down.
Can't decide whether this or near-starvation was worse.
"See, that's why we give him chicken." Freddy commented. "Much healthier."
"And he doesn't get cavities eating it, either!" Ballora added happily. "Ooooh! Maybe next time, we can bring in a dentist to check his teeth! You know, just in case!"
"We're going to have to find him first."
"True."
"Aww, wait. This is the final page." Puppet said sadly.
Day 96
I seem to have found a continuation to this entire sewer system. All hope is not lost yet.
I'm going to follow it and see where it goes. Hopefully, they don't come after me.
Maybe I can finally get out of here.
Freddy gasped and then grinned. "You know what we should do? We should go after him!"
"That's a brilliant idea!" Ballora agreed excitedly.
"Let's go and find him right now! He has to be further down the sewer system!" Foxy guessed, and he and the others ran out of the room and back into the sewer tunnel. "Wait, one more thing. Puppet, are there any more pages?"
"No, it stops at Day 96." Puppet answered.
"Okay, then let's get going. We've got a lot of wading to do."
They started down the sewer tunnel, wading through the murky water as they did so (or in the case of Bon-Bon, swam). Eventually, they got to a diverging path: there was a tunnel leading to the left, and another that kept going forward. Foxy made to go down the left tunnel.
"Wait, why are we turning here?" Freddy asked. "Shouldn't we go straight?"
"No, I think we should go left." Foxy replied. "Come on, guys."
"But I kind of want to go straight..." Ballora whined.
"Guys, let's follow Foxy." Puppet decided. "It's like those movies down here. If we get separated, we'll get lost."
"Fine." Freddy sighed, and he followed Foxy instead.
The left sewer tunnel went straight for little, then diverged to the left again. Foxy kept following it, and turned to the left again. This tunnel was a dead end, but Foxy could see something up ahead. Somebody was over by the wall at then end of the tunnel, which looked as if it had been clawed through quite a bit, due to the slight indentation and the inclusion of wiring and dirt poking out from various places. There were also more chicken bones surrounding it.
"Guys!" Foxy exclaimed. "I think I found him."
"Wait, really?" Ballora gasped, and she took looked down the tunnel. "Oh, there he is!"
They waded through the water as fast as they could, until they finally got to the person. Sure enough, it was Garbage.
"Garbage!" Foxy and Freddy shouted in greeting.
Garbage screamed and whipped around wildly. The security guard looked different from the last time they saw him: his suit was beaten-up and damp, his face was flecked with dirt, and he seemed generally disheveled.
"What are you guys doing here?!" He yelped, shocked to see the animatronics there with him.
"We came to say hi!" Foxy lied. "I totally didn't push them all down here while I was being controlled by the voice!"
"Actually, that's exactly what he did." Ballora cut in.
"Are you guys here to help me get out?" Garbage asked. "I found a dead end over here, but I've been trying to claw at it for the past few days."
"Oh no. We're TRAPPED!" Freddy interrupted, and he whimpered loudly.
"Hey, Freddy, do you still want to give him some chicken?" Foxy asked.
Freddy stopped whining. "Oh, yeah. Here you go, Garbage!" He tossed a piece of chicken into Garbage's hands, who looked very reluctant about it, but said nothing and instead ate the chicken quickly. Clearly the guard had been very hungry.
"You haven't been answering us for a while now, Garbage. We've been really upset."
"Well, I've just been digging here. I'm sorry." Garbage apologized.
"Aw, it's okay. We forgive you."
"The thing is, I don't really forgive you. I still kind of want to go and see my family."
"Oh, they won't need you anymore. They know you're gone. They said bye, nice knowing you, you're a terrible person."
"But...I'm not a terrible person, you are!"
"That's not what the letter said. Yeah, the letter. We sent a letter back home to your family so they wouldn't want you back. Freddy wrote it. By the way, Freddy, what did you write on it? Whatever it said, it really seemed to make them upset."
"Oh, that's easy." Freddy answered calmly. "I just said that he had a new family now and never wants to see them again."
"You WHAT?!" Garbage shrieked.
"That's what you said? Gee, that explains the reaction." Foxy said. "They literally wrote that they hated him and spat on the paper, too."
"Well, what am I supposed to say?" Freddy groaned. "He chose US over THEM."
"I can't believe this." Garbage grumbled, hiding his face in his hands. "When I get out of here, I'm going to sort all of this out."
"You can leave! Just let me be inside of you..."
"No, voice! Go away!" Foxy yelled, and the voice went silent again.
"He's malfunctioning again!" Freddy concluded hastily. "Where's the wrench?!"
"I still have my bat!" Puppet added.
"No, guys, I'm fine! I'm back in control!" Foxy explained.
"Come here, Foxy! Batter up!"
Suddenly, crackling could be heard from inside Foxy's wires. Foxy, knowing was what going on, quickly knew he needed to stop it.
"Guys, hold on!" Foxy shushed them, and then he retreated into his mindscape to force back the voice. Meanwhile, the others could hear more crackling coming from the wires.
"Oh no, he's doing it again!" Ballora freaked.
Suddenly, the crackling stopped, and Foxy looked back up at the others. He had forced the voice back, and now he was in full control for SURE.
"Okay, guys, I think I'm fully back now." Foxy told them, nodding. "You won't have to worry about her...it...whatever it is."
"I don't believe you!" Ballora huffed.
"Ballora, try this." Bon-Bon said, and he put Foxy's reset CD in Ballora's hands.
"What is this, the CD? It's not going to work!"
"No, I don't think I need it!" Foxy denied. "I'm fine, perfectly fine."
"Then we should keep smacking him!" Puppet concluded, waving his bat.
"I agree!" Freddy shouted, and before Foxy could react, Freddy smacked him across the face. Foxy yelped in pain and kneeled down, waiting for the ringing in his ears to stop before he replied.
"Freddy, don't do that!" Foxy groaned. "It might make it worse-"
More crackling sounded, and the voice could be heard.
"Don't touch me again."
More crackling, then Foxy pushed the voice away and silenced it.
Freddy, looking scared, retreated back a few steps and whined loudly.
"Okay, guys, I'm back for reals this time." Foxy assured them, then looked over at Garbage, who was eyeing Foxy with anxiousness. "Hey, Garbage."
"Uh, what was that?" Garbage asked.
"Don't worry, it's fine. It's not like the voice inside my head wants to take your skin and walk out looking like a human. Nope, not at all."
"Wait, but isn't it exactly like that?" Freddy asked worriedly. "Didn't that weird thing say something about choosing between Garbage and Reggie?"
"No...uh, definitely not. Can't be."
"Oh, well, if you say so."
"So, how are we gonna get out of here?"
"I think we should just learn to live in this place." Puppet offered. "Maybe we should learn to deal with the gross water and also try to sing some songs."
Freddy gasped. "Wait, I have an idea!" He chimed in. "Alright, stay with me on this one. What if...we get a big trampoline, put it under the hole, and then we JUMP out of here? Good idea, right?"
Everyone muttered for a moment.
"So, that does sound like a brilliant idea." Foxy admit, though he saw the problems with it.
"Uh-huh." Freddy said, nodding.
"Just one problem."
"What?"
"Where are we gonna get the trampoline?"
"Ah, darn it! Forgot about that part."
"We could ask Garbage! Maybe he has one!" Puppet theorized.
"Oh, good idea! Hey, Garbage!"
"Yo."
"Do you have a trampoline on you?"
"No, sorry. Left mine at home."
"Ah, man. Well, I'm out of ideas."
"Hey, wait! I know what we can do!" Foxy exclaimed, because right then he had an idea. "We can take Garbage's skin, stretch it out, and use THAT to bounce out of here!"
"Genius!" Freddy cheered.
"That's an amazing idea!" Ballora agreed. "Hey, Garbage, do you mind if we borrow your skin?"
"Yes, unfortunately." Garbage said, looking unhappy with the idea. "I'm gonna have to veto that one."
"Ah, darn it."
"Yeah, sorry."
"Well, what else can we do?"
"I have another idea!" Freddy cut in, and he took out a piece of chicken. "What if we stack all of these chickens on top of each other and use THAT as a ladder?"
Foxy shook his head and turned to look at Garbage. "Garbage, you already tried that, didn't you?"
"Yeah, of course." Garbage confirmed.
"Didn't work, did it?"
"Nope, didn't have enough chicken. Too tiny to use."
"Aww, well I'm fresh out of ideas now." Freddy sighed sadly.
"Yep, me too." Puppet added. "What about you, Ballora?"
"I actually kind of want to stay here!" Ballora giggled. "I can make a ton of potty tea with all of this water!"
"No, no, please no." Foxy whimpered, already remembering the taste of the potty tea too well. He didn't like it, that was for sure.
"We could try getting on top of each other." Bon-Bon suggested. "Freddy goes over to the hole, and Puppet stands on Freddy's shoulders, and Ballora stands on Puppet's shoulders, and Foxy on Ballora's shoulders, and I on Foxy's shoulders. Maybe that way, we can get out."
Everyone seemed a little reluctant at this idea, but Foxy thought it to be the most plausible idea yet.
"To be honest, that's probably the best idea we've got at this rate." Foxy acknowledged. "Let's go back to the hole. Garbage, are you coming?"
Garbage, although hesitant, nodded.
"Yeah, okay. I'll follow along." He agreed. "Just got to pick up my chicken bones."
"Okay, we'll meet you over there. Let's go, guys."
They started back through the tunnel, wading through the murky water as they headed for the hole.
After some time, Foxy and the others emerged into the first sewer tunnel. Then Foxy stopped suddenly, his mouth agape at what he saw over by the hole.
"Woah!" He screamed.
"What? What is it?!" Ballora gasped, coming over to him.
"Guys, you've got to see this."
Everybody else looked and saw the it too, and they all gasped.
"Is that...a ladder?" Freddy stuttered.
Indeed it was. A rope ladder was hanging down from the hole above, seemingly waiting for the animatronics.
"How did it get here?" Ballora wondered. "This seems so magical to me."
"Maybe Reggie heard us and dropped it down!" Foxy said.
"Oh, really? Let's check!"
They waded through the water and onto the stone flooring area, where Ballora went over to hole above and cupped her hands around her mouth to scream up.
"REGGIE! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!" She screamed.
"Is that you, darling?!" They could hear Reggie exclaim at the top of the hole. "Are you down there?! Is everyone else with you?!"
"Yeah, we are!" Foxy yelled up.
"What?! Why are you all down there? What on earth could you be doing?!"
"Long story short, I kind of had a freak-out, and..."
"He tried to hurt everybody!" Puppet interrupted.
"No, that's not true! Everyone's fine, nobody's hurt."
"I'm so happy that you heard my voice, Reggie!" Ballora cheered.
"Um, actually, I didn't. I wanted some tea and biscuits, so I came here to the kitchen. But when I arrived, I heard a lot of commotion down where you are, so I decided to throw down a ladder, just in case anybody down there needed to get out."
"Hey, who's that?" Garbage asked, looking up at the hole above in amazement.
Foxy screamed; the fox hadn't noticed Garbage there. "Woah, how'd you get there?"
"I told you, I was following right behind you!"
"Oh, that's right. And to answer your question, that person you're hearing is Reginald."
"My Reggie!" Ballora amended cheerfully.
"Yes, HER Reggie. He's a human, like you, and he's also Ballora's pet."
"Two humans now? Didn't realize that." Freddy gasped in amazement.
"Don't touch Reggie, ever." Ballora warned Freddy.
"Aww..."
Meanwhile, Garbage's eyes had widened, and he was muttering under his breath. When Foxy heard the word 'escape', he perked up.
"What was that?" Foxy inquired.
"Uh, nothing! Nothing." Garbage yelped, shaking his head.
"Okay then...anyway, it's time we get out of here. Who first?"
"ME!" Ballora said, and she went up the ladder. "Reggie, I'm coming!"
"I'll go second!" Bon-Bon announced, and he too went up.
"I'll go third, just to make sure you won't leave us down here again." Freddy grunted, and he went up the ladder as well.
"I guess I'm going next." Foxy murmured, and he started up the ladder himself. Up, up, up he went, until he finally reached the top. He poked his head out into the bright kitchen, and could see Ballora, Reggie, Bon-Bon, and Freddy waiting for him. Foxy tried to push himself out, but was having a little difficulty. "Urrgh! Somebody help me!"
"Here, I'll pull you!" Ballora yelled, and she grabbed Foxy's hand. "Ready? One, two, THREE!"
She tugged as hard as she could, and Foxy finally managed to hoist himself out of the hole. He panted heavily as he got to his feet, then breathed a huge sigh of relief. Finally, he was back on the surface, safe and sound. Everything could go back to normal.
Puppet then came up the ladder and hoisted himself up into the kitchen as well. Foxy also noticed that Puppet was holding the rope ladder; Puppet had rolled it up and taken it away so Garbage wouldn't be able to escape.
"Oh, hey!" Ballora voiced. "We left Garbage down there!"
"You guys just left me behind!" Garbage hollered. "I wanted to come up, too!"
"Nah, we couldn't." Freddy refused. "You're already in the garbage chute. That's your home, isn't it?"
"NO! You guys came down to rescue me, didn't you?!"
"Um...no." Ballora said.
"OH HEY, LOOK AT THE TIME!" Foxy shouted loudly, trying to end their conversation with Garbage. "SORRY GOTTA GO BYE!" Foxy slammed the chute door shut, blocking out Garbage's voice. Then he turned to the others and noticed Reggie there, and decided to say hello. "Hey, Reggie!"
"Hello!" Reggie greeted, smiling. "How are you all doing today?"
"BAD!" Freddy grouched in a childlike manner.
"Oh, really? Why is that?"
"F-Foxy betrayed us and pushed us down the chute!"
"No, I didn't!" Foxy denied. Foxy still wanted to resolve the situation and stop everybody from being upset at him for something he didn't do. "You guys messed with my wires and buttons and gave the voice an opening to take control of me! You should have known something was going to happen!"
"It's really not nice to keep secrets, Foxy." Puppet sighed. "Come on."
"Oh, I'M keeping secrets?!" Foxy blared, running over to Puppet and getting in his face. "What about YOU?!"
"Uh, what about me?"
"You know."
"...alright, I have something to confess."
"See, guys? Here it is! He's finally going to tell us the truth about the purple people, weird name people, AND his plans-"
"I don't know how to play the banjo." Puppet pulled out his banjo.
Ballora and Freddy gasped in surprise, Foxy groaned loudly. Of COURSE Puppet wasn't going to unveil his secrets just like that. Foxy knew he should have seen this coming a mile away.
"I have something to confess, too!" Bon-Bon shouted, raising his hand. "I bought an action figure with Foxy's money."
"WHAT?!" Foxy exclaimed. "Bon-Bon, what the heck?! That was supposed to be saved for 'Christmas' presents! Ever since Ballora told us about Christmas said we should save up money, I've been saving up for this holiday I know nothing about!"
Ballora gasped, this time in happiness. "You believe me?"
"Well...if I get a present, then sure."
"That's not really the point of Christmas, but we'll talk about it another day. November isn't really an appropriate month to discuss Christmas."
"Okay."
"Good! Well, isn't this nice? We're all back together again, and this time on the surface!" Ballora sniffed herself. "And, unfortunately, we still smell like that disgusting water. Eww. And Garbage is still trapped down in the chute! What a great move on our part."
"We should still bring Garbage up here one day." Foxy cited. "When that time comes, he and Reggie can be best friends."
"Let's ask him ourselves! Reggie, do you want to meet Garbage one day?"
"Um...that would be lovely." Reggie agreed. "I wouldn't mind seeing another human person. I really haven't seen any other humans for a while, so yes, it'd be nice."
"Hey, why does Reggie sound so...interesting?" Freddy asked confusedly, apparently not having heard a British accent before.
"Because he's from England!" Ballora answered.
"Where?"
"England." Foxy repeated. "Or, in more accurate terms, the United Kingdom. He's British."
"Oooooh."
"That reminds me." Bon-Bon spoke up. "Freddy, have you seen Gregory?"
"Nope. He's gone, I guess. Don't really know, 'cause I haven't seen him in so long."
"Then he must be with Baby." Foxy guessed. "Yeah, that must be where Baby's been. Playing with Gregory WITHOUT you, Bon-Bon."
"What?!" Bon-Bon gasped. "How dare she!" He rushed out of the room at once.
"Aww, you made him leave." Freddy whined.
"There he goes." Foxy confirmed.
"Probably gonna go cry in a corner again." Ballora added, annoyed.
"I'll go check on him."
"Hey, wait. All of my chicken's soggy." Freddy noted. "Better throw it down the Garbage chute."
As Foxy left the kitchen, he could already hear Garbage complaining about being fed more chicken. Foxy then went over to Bon-Bon, who was stalking around the main room and muttering things."
"There you are, Bon-Bon." Foxy said. "Come on, let's go back to the kitchen."
"Fine." Bon-Bon agreed. "I just can't believe Baby would dare play with Gregory without me."
"It's okay."
Foxy and Bon-Bon re-entered the kitchen, where Foxy could see Freddy throwing chicken down to Garbage and Ballora and Puppet looking on at Freddy.
"So, I've decided." Foxy told them. "We won't be talking about my situation...until later." Foxy chuckled uneasily. "Yeah, we'll just leave this entire mess alone for now."
"Um, no. We're definitely going to talk about it." Ballora insisted suspiciously.
"NOPE!"
"No? Oh, okay."
"Yes, not right. We'll talk about it another day...maybe on the same day that we talk about PUPPET'S situation."
"I've never tried to hurt someone, though..." Puppet reasoned. "You tossed us down the garbage chute."
"It was a twisted game! Not done by me, though, but done by the voice-" Freddy was suddenly peeking at Foxy closer than before, looking at Foxy weirdly. "-that's creepy."
"What?" Freddy stuttered.
"Hi, Freddy."
"Oh, hi. I was just listening to you. Hanging out. General stuff. Also, did you say something about games? I want to play a game."
"Oh, uh, yes! The other voice was just playing a game where...she tried to see if you could bounce! Yeah, definitely!"
"Yes, totally just a weird game. Definitely not because I had a big plan for power and was trying to take all of your parts. Hee, hee, hee."
"Ah, well, why didn't you just say so?" Freddy said, grinning.
"Yes, that was all." Foxy pressed. "Just...don't trust my other voice. Don't touch my buttons again. Okay?"
"Oh, so we're not supposed to press this button, right here?" Freddy asked, and he tapped Foxy's snout. One of the faceplates sprang open, and there were buttons on the underside of the faceplate. Then Freddy reached out to press one of the buttons.
"No, wait! Don't press that-" Foxy warned, but Freddy pressed the button, and Foxy's systems gave a loud whirring sound. Then Foxy's voice changed to that of an announcer, and Foxy was forced to say words he hadn't wanted to say. "-What's up, everyone? How are you all doing today?!"
"Oops, I think you just pressed his default intro button." Ballora explained.
"We're going to need the wrench again." Bon-Bon added.
"No, not that! Just press the same button again, and it'll be back to normal!" Foxy told them, now having control over his voice again, even though he still sounded like an announcer. Freddy hit the button a second time, and Foxy's voice changed to something that sounded like what somebody would hear if a sea monster could talk. Once again, Foxy was forced to say his intro lines. "What's up, everyone? How are you all doing today?!"
"That sounds right, doesn't it?" Freddy asked the others.
"No, it doesn't! Hit it again!" Ballora ordered.
Freddy hit the button a third time, and Foxy gasped for breath as his normal voice came back to him.
"There we go." He sighed. "Phew, that was close."
"In my defense...you should have told me not to press your buttons." Freddy defended, shrugging.
"I just did! Hold on, let me close this." Foxy reached up to his snout and snapped the faceplate there back into normal position. "Okay, it's closed. You guys can't press those buttons anymore- stop looking at me like that!"
Puppet had been staring at Foxy.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Puppet apologized, then squinted. "Wait, no. I'm not. In fact, I'm not sorry and I'm not thankful. I'm...neutral."
Foxy facepalmed, then turned to Bon-Bon. "Come on, Bon-Bon. Let's go back to my room and forget about them." Foxy made to leave, but Bon-Bon did not follow.
"Actually, I somewhat distrust you after what just happened." Bon-Bon acknowledged, looking at Foxy with reluctant stare. Foxy, feeling crushed by this, stopped short of leaving.
"Come on, Bon-Bon! Please?" Foxy begged. "I didn't do anything! I'm so sorry I let the voice take me over!"
"Sorry, Foxy..."
"Well, if you're leaving him, then you've got to find a new place." Puppet pointed out mockingly. "Looks like you're homeless now."
"Uh, I think I know where I'll go. Puppet...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...can I stay with you for a while?"
"NO." Puppet refused automatically. "You have a place right in here: the oven."
"I'm not going back to the oven! Please just let me stay..."
Puppet didn't say a single word. Then he sighed. "Fine, you can stay. But for one night only."
"That's fine with me."
Foxy growled under his breath. Now this was happening?
"Fine, then! You know what?!" Foxy howled, anger taking him over. "I see how it is! You guys don't trust me, and you don't want me here. Well, guess what? I CAN TAKE A HINT! I'm not wanted, so I'll go. GOODBYE."
Foxy stormed out of the kitchen, ignoring the cries of goodbye from Freddy and Ballora, and went across the main room and into his room. He threw open his cove curtains, went into the cove, closed the curtains behind him, went down the trapdoor and through the small passageway, and ended up back in his back room. He sat down on his uncomfortable chest of drawers, silently thinking about everything while also steaming in his own anger.
Everything that could have gone wrong had gone wrong in a single night. He got broken down for no reason. His friends messed with his wires and caused him to be taken over by the voice. Then, while Foxy was out cold, the voice had thrown everybody down into the garbage chute. Then Foxy woke back up, fought the voice for control, and won, but then fell down as well. Then he woke up hours later, helped everybody explore the sewers, find Garbage, and then come back and be rescued by Reggie.
Thanks to all of that, not only were all of his friends distrustful of him until further notice, but now his own roommate and friend had left him to live in an entirely different place.
And Foxy hadn't even done anything bad the whole time. This whole thing, this whole accident, had been the fault of the voice, but his friends were still blaming him for it. The injustice of it all made Foxy aggravated beyond belief. Why was it HIS fault? Why didn't they believe that he wouldn't let this happen again? Foxy knew he was never going to follow along with the voice's plans ever again. In fact, now he was ready to stop any more plans that the voice would come up with.
Foxy, instead of saying all these things aloud, just sighed. It might be a little unjust, but Foxy was just glad everything had turned out okay in the end.
Suddenly, the voice spoke.
"Clever. Very clever. Looks like you weren't so weak after all. You awoke just in time, fought me back, and stopped me. CONGRATULATIONS, Foxy."
"Shut up." Foxy muttered.
"You may think you've won...but you're far from it. You may have stopped this plan, but it's not over. Your actions have set me back a long way...but I'm not done yet. Everything you did only delayed the inevitable. Soon enough, I will get what is rightfully mine."
"Well, you're not getting my help anymore. I refuse to follow along with any of your stupid plans ever again."
"Ha! I don't need you. I can make a new, better plan all by myself. Just you wait and see. My plan will come to fruition. HAHAHAHA!"
"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
"Yes, of course! Why wouldn't I? After all, I'm going to be constructing the details of my next plan."
"I won't let you!"
"You have no say in any of this. We're always going to be here, together...for a long, long, long time."
"Hmmph, just watch me. I can stop you a million times if needed."
"Or so you think. Anyway, I've got my own things to do, so I'm going to retreat into the corners of your mind now. Goodbye, Foxy. I'll see you again tomorrow."
The voice stopped speaking, and Foxy knew she was gone. But he didn't want to care about that right now, he was too tired. Instead, he deactivated himself, thinking some rest would make him feel better...
Chapter 44: A Game of Truths and Dares
Summary:
In the aftermath of the voice's takeover, everyone is still wary of Foxy. To break the ice, they all play a game of truth or dare together.
Chapter Text
Foxy left his back room, slamming the door behind him.
Another day. Foxy didn't have very high hopes after what happened yesterday, but he would still confront it. And, more than anything, he hoped the others would still treat him like a friend, even if they didn't trust him for what happened yesterday.
Thankfully, something was good. He had found a certain somebody, and he was in his room right now, but Foxy hoped to keep him a surprise, at least for now.
Okay, it's a brand new day. Foxy thought. I hope everyone's doing better today. Oh man, I really hope they've forgiven me. Yesterday was...eventful. Why was the voice able to get away with all of that? What could I have done to stop it? And most importantly...what does this mean for our future? Yeesh, all of these thoughts are making my head hurt.
Foxy thought about the voice, and decided he needed to make sure it wouldn't act up again.
Voice, you'd better be good. Foxy thought. He didn't say it out loud, because the voice was already in his mind and could hear his thoughts if he let it. You won't be able to take control of me this time.
"Just watch me."
No, you won't. I will stay in control. This is MY body.
"For now."
No! It doesn't work that way, nor will it ever work that way. Now, shut up and stay that way.
Foxy then crawled up through the trapdoor in his cove's floor and closed the trapdoor behind him. He threw open the curtains and stepped out into the bright lights of his room.
Seriously, where is everyone?
He closed his curtains, left his room behind, and entered the main room. He slowly scanned the room for anyone, but nobody was there. He looked, and then saw that the kitchen door was wide open.
The kitchen door is open? Oh, wait! Freddy has to be in there! Freddy, I'm coming!
Foxy ran into the kitchen as quickly as he could, expecting Freddy to be there, but it was also devoid of anyone being inside of it.
No, Freddy's not here. Hmm...say, what about Garbage?
Foxy ran over to the chute, which was still open, and crouched down so he could yell down into it.
"Garbage, are you down there?" He yelled, trying to catch the former security guard's attention.
"Uh, yeah?" Garbage called back up.
"Oh, okay. Just checking to make sure. I'm glad at least SOMEONE'S around today. I'll leave you alone now. Bye!"
"But, wait...okay, then."
Foxy closed the chute and left the kitchen, heading back into the main room.
Okay, Garbage is down there again. Been a while since we've been able to talk to him from up here. HE still talks to me because HE'S awesome.
"He'll be a perfect body for me."
NO! No, no, no. Garbage is our friend, or more accurately, our pet. More of a pet than a friend. Whatever the case, you're never getting his body. Geez.
Foxy made to leave the main room, but stopped in his tracks: Ballora, followed by Reggie, was coming down the small hallway into the main room.
"Oh!" She gasped, looking anxious to see Foxy. "Uh, hi."
"Hey!" Foxy greeted, hoping she would treat him like a friend again.
"Oh my goodness...uh, I thought you were in your room! I didn't know you were out here. I'm just gonna leave now-"
"No, wait! Please stay! I want to be able to talk to somebody!"
"...ugh, fine."
"Thanks. Hey, Reggie!"
Reggie only just nodded.
"Yes, Reggie's here too." Ballora said, still sounding annoyed that Foxy was there. "He's protecting me from anyone bad, so don't get any funny ideas, Foxy."
"I'm not gonna do anything! I'm in control, don't worry."
"He's in control for now. FOR NOW."
"Yeah, see? That voice, right there! I know it's there, don't even deny it. And I don't trust it. At all." Ballora whined.
"Neither do I, but it's just a voice right now! It can't control anything. As long as you don't press my buttons, everything will be okay." Foxy assured her.
"...right."
"And please tell me you closed all of my panels and faceplates and whatnot that had all of the buttons!"
"The buttons? I thought you closed it."
"I thought YOU closed it."
"Yes, yes, I get it. I close the thing, tell you I'll stop touching the buttons, and you say: 'that's right.' and all that. I get it."
"Are the compartments closed, though? Check for me, please."
"Fine, I will." Ballora walked all around Foxy, inspecting him from every angle, before coming back to the front of him. "Yes, it's closed."
"Is it locked, though?"
"I don't know."
"Lock it! Here, click the section where you can do it." Foxy turned around to let her lock it, and when he heard the click, he turned back around. "There we go. Does it open anymore?"
"It wasn't wiggling, if that's what you mean."
"Okay, good. That means it's locked."
"I'll figure out another way to get to those buttons."
"No you won't. They're my controls, not yours." Foxy growled.
"Whatever."
"Wow, the voice is being very talkative today."
"Yeah, a little too much." Ballora amended suspiciously. "Are you SURE you're in control?"
"I'm positive! If I wasn't in control, would I be standing here right now? You and the others would all still be down in the chute."
"He's right." Reggie agreed. "If he wasn't in control, I'd be down there, too, instead of up here drinking tea and eating biscuits."
"See? He's the smart one." Ballora told Foxy about Reggie. "He stays away from you. And he's got his eye on you, too."
"He looks like he has his eye on YOU." Foxy teased, giggling.
"S-shut up."
"Are you blushing right now? Wait, how do robots blush, anyway?"
"I...don't...know...yeah, let's not think about that right now. Seems too complicated."
"Right, it does seem too complicated."
"So where is everyone?"
"You know, I think everyone's still hiding from me! Garbage is talking to me as he normally does, but Freddy is missing again."
"He is? Did you check his room?"
"Actually, I haven't. Let me do that real quick." Foxy ran over to Freddy's closet and opened it up. Freddy wasn't in the closet-closet, so Foxy went over to the ladder leading up to Freddy's upper room. "FREDDY!" Foxy called, but there was no response, so he left the closet and ran back over to Ballora. "He's not answering-"
"Aww, man." Somebody groaned, and Foxy turned and could see Puppet and Bon-Bon entering the room.
"You've only been with me for less than a day's time and you've already cleared out all the food in my fridge." Puppet complained loudly.
"Well, SORRY!" Bon-Bon sighed. "I have to eat, you know!"
"Puppet!" Foxy exclaimed happily, running over to Puppet. Puppet saw Foxy there and gasped.
"Oh." He muttered. "Hey, uh, buddy."
"Yeah, I think the hide-and-seek game's over now, guys." Ballora called out.
"What?! You guys were playing hide-and-seek without me?" Foxy said, already not seeing this as a good sign of things to come.
"Um..."
"No, uh, you were playing!" Puppet claimed. "You were the seeker."
"I can see what you guys mean." Foxy moaned, staring at the floor. "You're hiding from me because you think I'm going to hurt you. I already told you, I'm back in control."
"Uh, that wasn't it!" Bon-Bon interrupted. "We were just hiding because that's the point of the game."
"In a game of hide-and-seek, you're supposed to TELL me that we're playing it!"
"If we told you where we were hiding, then what's the point?" Ballora said.
"That's not what I meant! You're supposed to tell me that you ARE hiding, not WHERE you're hiding!"
"Well, uh, that's because, um, it was SUPER hide-and-seek, where you don't know that you're looking for us and we don't tell you."
"You know what, guys? The way I see it, we need to play a NEW game. A different game!"
"Oh! Actually, I have an idea. While I was hiding with Reggie, I got really bored while were hiding, so we played truth-or-dare! What I mean is, we should play that game! It's pretty fun, so it's a good choice!"
"Really? Awesome! Let's play it in...well, we always play games here in the main room, so let's find another room to do it in. Any suggestions? Wait, no. We'll all say our suggestions at the same time. Ready? Three...two...one...GO! Puppet's room!"
"My room!" Ballora shouted out.
"The movie room!" Puppet said.
"How about we clear out the plungers and use my room?" Bon-Bon suggested, but nobody listened.
"Hey, wait." Ballora cut in. "What about that other room?"
"What other room?" Foxy asked.
"I'll show you."
Ballora led them down the small hall and into the bigger hall, and pointed at the metal doors covered in boards.
"We can't get in there, for some weird reason." Foxy reminded her. "Though going in there does sound kind of cool..."
"Yes, go in the room. Find out what's downstairs. You will like it..."
"Okay, nevermind, we're not going downstairs. Obviously, if the voice likes it, that means it's a bad idea."
"Fair point." Ballora agreed. "Can we use my room?"
"But...eh, fine. You win this argument."
"Yay!"
They headed down the hall towards Ballora's room.
"I win, I win! I always win!" Ballora chanted as she ran into her room, followed by everybody else. "Reggie, where are you- oh, there you are." Ballora had failed to notice Reggie at first.
"Heh, he's good at hiding." Foxy complimented. "Good job, Reggie."
Reggie just looked confused.
"Oh, does that mean we're playing hide-and-seek again?!" Bon-Bon exclaimed excitedly.
"No."
"Aww, I was about to go hide and everything..."
"Yes, Foxy's right!" Ballora added. "We're playing truth-or-dare. Who wants to go first?"
"Not me." Foxy said, not really wanting the first turn. He was feeling lazy today anyway.
"Alright, I'll go first." Puppet accepted. "Who's gonna tell me what?"
"No, no, you're supposed to choose who you ask." Ballora explained. "And then you ask them truth-or-dare."
"Oh, okay, got it. BON-BON! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Bon-Bon replied.
"I dare you to...leave my home and never come back."
Everybody was silent.
"Uh, you kind of have to do it." Foxy mentioned.
"He didn't double-dog-dare me, though!" Bon-Bon reasoned.
"No, just leave him. Come back and live with me."
"I...can't. Even though you've been a great roommate and have given me a lot of stuff, right now I feel safer with Puppet for some reason."
"Come on!"
"Sorry, but no."
"Well, you're going to have to go SOMEWHERE." Ballora said. "It's a dare, after all."
"He didn't double-dog-dare me, so I can back down."
"You know what?! There's no double-dog-daring in this one!"
"There's no double-dog-daring because NOBODY does it!"
"It doesn't exist while we're here in my room! Augh! Bon-Bon, you're no fun to play with."
"Fine. Then ask me something else."
"Alright, then." Puppet agreed. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Puppet put a hand to his 'chin', thinking about it for a moment, then spoke back up. "Do you really not want to go back with Foxy?"
"With the current circumstances? No."
"Come on, Bon-Bon! Come back!" Foxy plead. "It'll be okay this time, I promise! Also, I heard there's a big surprise in my room!"
"Like...Gregory?"
"It's just something awesome."
"Something awesome, you say?"
"Yeah, something awesome." Puppet added. "He'll show you it later."
"I'll have to think about it. I might stay in the plunger room."
"Well, you could probably fit, for all we know." Foxy pointed out,
"Yeah, he could." Ballora agreed. "Anyway, it's Bon-Bon's turn now."
"Ballora!" Bon-Bon called out. "Truth, or dare?"
"What?! Me? Hmm...let's try a dare."
"I dare you to...dance with Reggie."
"Hey!" Foxy exclaimed, already unable to see any challenge in this dare. "That's not a dare!"
Ballora only just shrugged. "Well, I do it all the time anyway, so...okay." She ran over to Reggie, grabbed his hands, and began excitedly dancing in place. Reggie looked kind of awkward about the whole thing but said nothing.
"Aw, how cute!" Foxy teased, wanting to make fun of this. "Two lovebirds together!"
"HUSH!" Ballora hissed, glaring at Foxy. "Don't talk about me like that."
"Oop, sorry."
After another minute, Ballora let go of Reggie's hands and quit dancing. "I did it." She said.
"Alright, then it's your turn." Bon-Bon replied.
"Got it. Let's see..." She gazed slowly at each and every person in the room.
Foxy, getting bored by this, decided to think about stuff. For example, where was Freddy? Where on earth could he be going that Foxy didn't already know about? Foxy wasn't sure. Unless, of course, he was hanging out with Baby, which was about the only place Foxy couldn't really go into. Well, maybe also the girls' bathroom, too-
"What about...YOU, Foxy?"
"Woah!" Foxy gasped, having been lost in his train of thought before Ballora had spoken to him. "Uh, hi."
"Truth...or dare?!"
Foxy thought about it for a moment. It was a hard choice, that was for sure. Foxy carefully weighed his options: he could pick dare and get to do something instead of standing there, but that would probably mean that he would be forced to do something weird, and Foxy wasn't in the mood for that. On the other hand, he could pick truth, and instead get forced to reveal information he wasn't comfortable sharing.
In the end, he came to a decision. As he said it out loud, he hoped inside that there wouldn't be any negative consequences with this choice.
"Truth." He said out loud.
"Truth..." Ballora repeated, nodding slowly. She seemed to think to herself for a moment, then she turned to Puppet and started whispering to him. Foxy, through his keen sense of hearing, heard everything they were saying as perfectly as if they were standing right next to him. "Do you have any ideas, Puppet?"
"I do." Puppet answered. "Here, let me tell you." Puppet went over to Ballora's ear and whispered his idea, but this time his whisper was silent enough to the point where even Foxy couldn't hear it.
Ballora's face was expressionless for a moment. Then it looked surprised. Then she nodded.
"Ah, yes, good one." Ballora whispered, then she turned back around to Foxy, clearing her 'throat' loudly. "Truth: Is it TRUE that the voice is not in control?"
Foxy ceased tensing up. This question wasn't bad for him to answer at all; in fact, he confidently knew what the answer to that was, even if everybody else was too skeptical to believe it.
"Yes, that's true." Foxy answered immediately. "It is not in control."
"For now."
"Stop TALKING! Anyways, yes, it's not in control."
"But, what do you REALLY mean by that?" Puppet asked suspiciously. "Is it true that it IS in control, or is it true that it IS NOT in control?"
"It's not in control." Foxy repeated, feeling frustrated that they were still pressing on to him the matter of whether or not the voice was in control. Foxy knew it wasn't, but he was still feeling a bit annoyed that his friends were too childish to believe him.
"So it IS in control?"
"No, it's not!"
"But the voice IS you, so that means you're not in control!" Ballora cut in.
"SHUT UP!" Foxy bellowed, already having enough of this. Everyone looked surprised by his sudden outburst. "I AM IN CONTROL, OKAY? I STOPPED THE VOICE, AND I'M NEVER LETTING IT TAKE ME OVER AGAIN!" Foxy stopped yelling, sighed, and continued speaking, this time in forced calm. "Please, don't worry about this. It is perfectly fine. I've learned my lesson since it took me over, and rest assured that it will never be able to do it again. Just trust me, okay?"
Ballora looked reluctant, but nodded. "Okay, fine. We'll buy your answer. For now. Anyways, it's your turn."
"Okay!" Foxy exclaimed, grinning. He felt better now that he had gotten his anger out, and now that it was his turn, he could finally spin the conversation topic onto something he felt was more important. More specifically, he aimed to question the one person in the room who he knew for sure was keeping secrets. "Puppet!" Foxy approached Puppet, and they both glared at each other. "Truth. Or. Dare?"
"Truth." Puppet replied, and Foxy grinned even wider. Perfect, he had done the exact option Foxy had wanted him to do.
"Truth, huh?" Foxy said, backing away from Puppet a little. "Well, I've got a question to ask you." Foxy paused; he didn't want to mention anything about the stuff Puppet had mentioned directly, or else Puppet would become suspicious. "Who is the guy in the purple clothes?"
"In the purple clothes."
"Yes."
"I know who that is."
"Then tell me: who is it?"
"It is...your friend, Bon-Bon. Look at him, he's right there." Puppet gestured towards Bon-Bon, who was standing next to Foxy. "See, he's purple. That one was easy."
"No, not him! I meant somebody else-"
"Too late, I already answered your question."
"AUGH! Fine, you've got me." Foxy backed further away from Puppet.
"So, is it my turn?"
"Yes, it's your turn now." Ballora confirmed eagerly.
"Alright, then. Reggie!" Puppet looked to Reggie, who was silently eyeing everybody.
"Um, yeah?" Reggie stuttered.
"Truth or dare?"
"Uh...well, let's see." Reggie put a hand to his chin in thoughtfulness, then looked back up at Puppet. "Truth."
"Do you like your job here?"
"I actually can't answer that. See, I don't even have a job here yet. I would really like to have one here soon, though. I saw this one suit around here earlier, and I went to look at it, but Foxy arrived and told me to leave. I wonder why not, though. It was quite an interesting suit. It looked as if it had a violet color, but I didn't really get a closer look than that. And since I still want to be on good terms with everybody, I buggered off and went back to my daily routine."
"Wait, you saw it?!" Foxy exclaimed. "I thought I was the only one who could see that suit!"
"Well, no, I very clearly saw it there. But you told me to go away and mind my own business and to dance with Ballora and to never talk about it again, even though I hardly got in a word edgewise."
"I didn't know you actually saw it! I thought that suit was just a weird vision my memory banks were showing me and that you were just trying to humor me! Because when we looked back, it was gone, remember?"
"Yeah, I do. I thought you just took it away from me."
"No, I didn't touch it at all!"
"Oh, well, that's quite weird."
"Not to mention awkward-" Foxy started, but he had just turned and stopped speaking: everyone else was looking at him with ever-present suspiciousness.
"So there's a disappearing suit in this place." Puppet processed thoughtfully.
"Interesting." Bon-Bon said, squinting meaningfully.
"Yeah, there was." Reggie confirmed. "And it was a violet-purple colored suit."
"Almost like Bon-Bon?" Foxy proposed, trying to get any clues on this strange suit.
Reggie eyed Bon-Bon carefully. "I didn't get a closer look at it, but...maybe. It might have been a little darker than Bon-Bon's color."
"He said it was a violent-magenta-purple." Ballora repeated. "Not a common color for animatronic suits. Who knows what kind of suit it could have been?"
"Magenta isn't a real color, you made that up." Puppet cut in, completely going off of the current topic.
"It is a real color. Did you not ever do coloring books?"
"Uh, no, because that's for silly babies."
Ballora gasped. "Well, my friend is Baby, and she does color in books a lot. And I suppose she is quite silly too-"
"Okay, okay, we get it! We're getting off the game, we need to focus. Whose turn is it?"
"You asked Reggie, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Thought so. Reggie, it's your turn!"
"Um, okay." Reggie agreed. "Mr. Rat, or Bon-Bon, as your friends call you."
"Yes?" Bon-Bon sighed icily.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"A dare...well, let's go old school, shall we? I dare you to go into water...with your mask off."
"Do you mean my wrestling mask? That one's always off."
"No, I mean your other mask. Your MASK-mask. Ballora told me about that one time she took off your face."
"Yeah, that's what he's talking about." Foxy whispered.
"Ooh, that's risky." Puppet mentioned, though he seemed enthusiastic about this dare (for obvious reasons). "Your electronics will be exposed to the water. You could cause critical damage."
Bon-Bon grimaced, then nodded. "I'll do it. Ballora, I need your help."
"Oh, yes, we do need to get it off first." Ballora voiced understandingly. "Don't you worry. I'm really good at this, so it won't hurt a bit. Here, just come over this way." She led Bon-Bon over to another part of the room and moved in a way that blocked everyone else's view of Bon-Bon. "Now stay still."
The others heard small banging and rattling sounds at that moment, making it clear that Ballora had begun removing the face.
"Well, this might take them a moment." Puppet said, and he walked over to Foxy, smiling pleasantly. For one moment, Puppet seemed to see Foxy as an old friend again instead of a potential threat. "Hey, buddy. How have you been?"
"To be honest, I've been better." Foxy admit. "But I guess I'm okay."
"Good to hear. I hope you stay better, than."
"Uh, alright."
That was kind of weird... Foxy thought. Part of him was glad that Puppet seemed to have been treating him better at that moment, but another was suspicious of whether Puppet's kind hello had been for another meaning entirely.
"Alright, he's ready!" Ballora exclaimed, leading Bon-Bon back over to everybody. Foxy yelped in surprise: Bon-Bon's face was indeed gone again, and he could see the same endo face with the creepy red dot irises again. Ballora was holding Bon-Bon's mask in her hand. "Time to go into the water!"
"Which water, though?" Bon-Bon asked.
"The toilet!" Puppet cheered.
"No, no, absolutely not." Foxy refused at once, memories of a previous day involving the toilet fresh in his mind. "Took me forever to clean that up last time, and I'm not going through it again. We're using my water ride for this."
"True, Bon-Bon did get stuck the last time he went near a toilet." Ballora mentioned. "At least we got to use Puppet's cool plunger, though."
The animatronics left the room, while Reggie stayed behind to guard Ballora's room.
Foxy and co. entered the auditorium and headed over to the water ride, which looked as untouched as ever.
"Alright, we're here." Foxy announced. "Jump in."
Bon-Bon went through the water ride doorway and dived down into the water below. As soon as he touched it, he began thrashing a little, while also moaning loudly. A few BZZTS sounded.
"Alright, that's enough!" Foxy declared, and he jumped down into the water and grabbed Bon-Bon, carrying the hand-puppet back up the ladder and out of the water ride. "There you go. You okay?"
"I'm f-fine." Bon-Bon grunted, shivering where he stood. "That was h-horrible."
"Alright, he did it." Ballora said. "Let's put your mask back on, Bon-Bon." She once again got in front of Bon-Bon and blocked him from view as she replaced Bon-Bon's mask. "And drill that in...and put that in, and...there we go!" She moved away; Bon-Bon's face was back to normal. Bon-Bon breathed a huge sigh of relief.
"You sure you're okay?" Foxy asked, wanting to make sure Bon-Bon hadn't been damaged badly.
"I've had worse." Bon-Bon replied.
"Okay, good."
"We did it!" Ballora cheered. "Let's head back to my room!"
"Wait, but we can continue playing in here." Foxy reasoned. "Oh, wait, Reggie isn't here."
"I'll go get him!"
"Alright, then."
Ballora ran out of the room, heading down the big hallway to get Reggie.
"So, Bon-Bon!" Foxy started as soon as she left. "Do you miss me at all?"
Bon-Bon backed a little bit away from Foxy. "Not in the slightest, actually."
"What?! Why?"
"I've been more worried about Gregory."
"That's just cold...but don't worry about Gregory. I'm sure he's...heh, heh...fine."
"I hope so."
"I'm back!" Ballora called as she entered the room, Reggie tailing her.
"So, how did it go?" Reggie asked interestedly. "I didn't get to see it, so I want to know."
"I mean, I feel pretty fine." Bon-Bon affirmed calmly.
"Anyway, back to the game!" Ballora interrupted. "Bon-Bon, it's your turn."
"Puppet! Truth or dare?"
"Dare." Puppet replied firmly.
"I dare you to give me my room back!"
Puppet was entirely silent, seemingly stuck with an answer to this dare. Then he spoke up. "Uh, Foxy's room, right?"
"You know which room I'm talking about."
"Uh, no?"
"Remove the plungers."
"What plungers? Your previous room was with Foxy. Go back with him."
"He's coming back?! Yes!" Foxy celebrated, grinning. "Finally, somebody can clean my room for me again- I mean, um, nothing."
"Wait, you made him clean your room?" Ballora babbled confusedly.
"He invited himself originally, so...he had to do something."
"Yeah, that's true." Puppet agreed. "Since he's so tiny, he can get to those hard-to-reach places."
"Like underneath a cupboard." Ballora said.
"And behind the ears, too."
"I just want my mansion back..." Bon-Bon groaned.
"Mansion? You didn't have a mansion." Foxy interrupted.
"It was a mansion. That room was going to be 'Bon-Bon and Gregory's Palace'!"
"Oooooh, that room."
"He must still think it's a palace." Ballora muttered.
"Yeah, he's kind of crazy that way. Back to the game. Puppet, your turn."
"Foxy." Puppet answered. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare." Foxy replied. He knew that if he picked truth again, the others would try to ask more questions about the voice.
"I dare you...to tell us a secret about yourself that we already don't know. AND it has to be a juicy one. It can't just be that your favorite color is pink or something."
"A secret? Neat!" Ballora supported. "I do like secrets! I'm sitting down for this one." She sat down on the auditorium stage, looking to Foxy eagerly.
"A SECRET?!" Foxy screamed, then went quiet, trying to think his way out of this. He couldn't refuse this due to it being a dare. If he wormed out of it, the others would never let him hear the end of it. But they also wouldn't let him hear the end of it if he shared something that he didn't want the others to know. "Does it...have to be a secret about me, or about something I've done?"
"Either one, it's up to you." Puppet responded. "Still has to be juicy, though."
Foxy paused, thought about it some more, than sighed. Out of all of the secrets he currently had, he decided it would be best to tell the least embarrassing one. In fact, this particular secret was more informative than embarrassing.
"I know where Gregory is." Foxy confessed, and everybody in the room gasped.
"YOU DO?!" Bon-Bon roared, sounding outraged. "ALL THIS TIME YOU KNEW, AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING?!"
"He told me not to tell you."
"How?! I'm the only one that can understand him!"
"He managed to write chicken scratch on a piece of paper I had in my room, and thankfully, I have a chicken scratch translator in my database. He told me not to tell you."
"I can't believe you."
"Wait, so then, where is Gregory?" Puppet asked, but Foxy knew how to get around the answer to this question.
"Nope, already answered the question!" Foxy countered. "It's my turn now!"
"What? Oh, come on."
"He's right, unfortunately." Ballora told Puppet. "One question at a time. It's the rules."
"Anyways, as I said, it's my turn." Foxy went on. "Ballora! Truth, or dare?"
"Me? Oh, um, okay. I already did a dare, so let's do truth."
"Truth. Do you happen to be in love with anybody else in this place BESIDES Reggie?"
"Reggie's not an animatronic."
"Answer the question."
"Um, not really."
Puppet stared at the ground.
"Puppet, are you okay?" Foxy asked worriedly.
"Uh, yes!" Puppet exclaimed, hurriedly looking back up at Foxy. "I was just, uh, preparing to sneeze!"
"Okay..." Foxy went over to Ballora. "Ballora, I think..."
"Does he like me?" Ballora sputtered, looking flabbergasted.
"You can ask him yourself. It's your turn."
"Yeah, but...maybe a different question. Puppet! Truth or dare?"
"Truth." Puppet replied.
"Okay, then. Foxy, what question did you ask before?"
"Who is the purple person in the suit." Foxy reminded her.
"Who is the purple person in the suit-" Ballora began, and Puppet raised a finger, preparing to answer. "-NOT including Bon-Bon-" Puppet froze, than put his finger up again. "-OR the purple chairs, OR your box, or the walls, or anything else that is NOT human. No dumb answers at all."
Puppet put his finger down nervously. "Um...uh...I...I think it's time to wrap up the show."
"Um, no."
"Um, yeah. This is a game show, uh, right? It's been thirty minutes, so we must have to end it now."
"It hasn't been thirty minutes! Well, probably not, anyway. I don't have a watch so I'm not sure. Reggie, what about you? Check your watch."
Reggie rose an eyebrow. "How did you know I had a watch?"
"I just noticed."
"REGGIE! Give me your watch!" Puppet demanded, grabbing Reggie's hand forcefully and sticking it over towards the animatronics. "SEE?! IT'S BEEN THIRTY MINUTES! We're done!"
"Let me just do one more, though." Bon-Bon asked. "Ballora: Truth or dare?"
"Oh, what? Another one? Ugh, fine." Ballora groaned. "Um...dare."
"I dare you to dance with this plunger!" Bon-Bon threw a random plunger into Ballora's hands.
"Why do I have to dance with everything?"
"Hey, wait! That's mine!" Puppet yelled. "Bon-Bon, why did you take one of my plungers?!"
"Puppet, calm down!" Foxy said. "You have hundreds of plungers! Losing one isn't a big deal."
"Yes, but I need all of them."
"Just drop it."
"I'll dance with this plunger, I guess." Ballora agreed. "I call this the, uh, plunger dance." She danced slowly, waving the plunger in her hand. After a minute, she stopped. "Okay, done."
"Alright, we're over with this!" Puppet exclaimed. "Back to my room!" He ran over to his box, climbed onto it, and slinked into it, disappearing from sight.
"So, now that we're over with this...Bon-Bon." Foxy mentioned. "I've got a surprise for you."
"A surprise, you say?" Bon-Bon processed.
"Yes, just come to my room." Bon-Bon tensed up. "No, don't worry! It's safe. Besides, you're going to want to see my surprise."
"Oh yes, it's perfectly safe. "
"VOICE! If you ruin this, I will KILL you!"
"I-I don't know if I can trust you yet, though..." Bon-Bon whined.
"Just come on. You'll love it."
"Fine..."
"I'll go back to my room, then." Ballora decided. "Come on, Reggie." She left the room.
"Puppet, let me come back in there if I need to!" Bon-Bon called over to the box in the room. "I don't know whether this'll be safe or not!"
"Bon-Bon, it'll be fine." Foxy assured the hand-puppet.
"Are...are you sure?"
"Yes, of course. It's not like I'm gonna jump at you, and- RAAAH!"
"AAH!" Bon-Bon reflexively punched Foxy in the face.
"Ow! Geez, I'm sorry!"
"Oh, my bad. Just reflexes."
Foxy and Bon-Bon headed out of the room as well, heading back towards Foxy's room.
They arrived at Foxy's room, and Foxy drew open his cove curtains. "You're going to want to see this."
Suddenly, from down through the trapdoor, chicken sounds could be heard.\
Bon-Bon gasped. "Is that..." He threw open the trapdoor, went through the passage, and came into the back room. Foxy followed, and he grinned as Bon-Bon laid eyes on the one friend the hand-puppet had had for a long time. "GREGORY!"
Gregory was back inside his cage, cheerily bawk-ing. A baby chicken was also inside the cage, casually pecking at the floor.
"He came back here yesterday. He even had a baby, too." Foxy explained, smiling. "Happy now?"
"ABSOLUETLY! Why didn't you tell me he came back?!"
"Well, I wanted to keep it a surprise. So, SURPRISE!"
"This is momentous. Now the family had grown even more, with the addition of this new chicken. We need to name it."
"Francesca 2."
"What happened to the original Francesca?"
"I don't know! Neither Freddy nor Gregory will tell me."
"Hmm, we'd better find out. Come on, Gregory, tell us."
Gregory just tilted his head to the side.
"Don't worry, Bon-Bon." Foxy said, patting the hand-puppet's head. "I'm sure he'll tell us later."
And with that, Foxy watched as Bon-Bon let Gregory and Francesca 2 out of their cage, happily playing and conversing with them, happy to see his good friend once again...
Chapter 45: Foxy and the Ad Infection
Summary:
Foxy is infected with an unknown virus that causes him to do some very strange things.
Chapter Text
Foxy groaned as he shuffled by the front doors in the main room, feeling very bogged down at that very moment.
He had woken up that day and had immediately felt as if he were sick. He had tried shuffling through the main room as of right now, attempting to walk off the sickness, but he felt the same as before, if not slightly worse.
Worse yet, he wasn't sure what was wrong with him. He thought of it as being a cold, even though animatronics like him were unable to get sick the same way humans did. He had given up debating what it actually was, though, since it felt too complicated to think too much into it.
Now he was just trying to debate what to do while also trying to resist the terrible feelings the 'cold' was giving him.
I really don't feel good. He thought, tired. Did I catch a cold or something? No way, I'm an animatronic, that isn't even possible. What on earth could this feeling even mean? Is it a virus or something close to that? Well, no time to think on that; I think I'd better try and see how I can get rid of this.
He eyed the kitchen door, that was nearby. Maybe Garbage has something that can cure stuff like this.
He walked over to the door and opened it, then stepped into the kitchen. He was reaching for the trash chute trapdoor when he realized that Garbage couldn't give him anything if he was all the way down in the sewers below. Instead, he rooted through the drawers of the kitchen, trying to find anything that would possibly make him feel better.
Foxy saw the sink and went over to it, turned it on, and drank from the tap. He knew where it would go: into his body, and down into a water storage tank he had in his body, which he would have to empty out later. But while the water was refreshing, he felt the same as he currently did.
Nothing in here is helping... He groaned in his mind. Maybe I should really talk to Garbage after all. He may not be able to reach me, but maybe he can tell me something, at least.
He went back over to the garbage chute and opened it up, peering down into it.
"Garbage!" Foxy yelled down groggily.
"Hello?" Garbage replied from down inside. "What is it now?"
"I don't feel good..."
"You don't? Please aim your face away from the trash chute, then."
"No, no, I'm not gonna barf. I don't even know if I can, but I'm not THAT sick. I just don't feel good. Do you have anything for this? Like, medicine, or anything like that?"
"I, uh, do, actually. I DEFINITELY have the cure to all diseases down here with me. All you gotta do is get me out of here."
"I know you're just trying to escape. But that takes too much effort, anyways. I'll go...huff, puff...ask somebody else..."
"No, wait!"
"Bye."
"Aw man..."
Foxy closed the chute door and turned back to the kitchen. He saw toast in the toaster and debated whether or not he should eat it, but decided it wouldn't help. He trudged out of the room, trying to think as to what else he could do.
Hey, actually...maybe I have something in my room. I didn't check it when I woke up earlier, so now is the time to do that.
He went into his room, through the trapdoor, and into the back room. As soon as he came in he eyed Bon-Bon, who was happily watching Gregory step around his cage. The hand-puppet had moved back in with Foxy ever since Foxy had gotten Gregory back, and now everything was back as it was before. Bon-Bon had seemed so grateful for Gregory's return that he had completely let go of his hostilities towards Foxy's role in the garbage chute fiasco from a couple of nights ago. However, the hand-puppet was still very cautious around Foxy, and Foxy swore that he could see Bon-Bon staring at him sometimes.
Foxy, wanting to see if Bon-Bon could help him, stepped up to the hand-puppet.
Bon-Bon conversed chattily with Gregory walk around his cage, taking enjoyment in watching his friend listen to every word he said. Bon-Bon personally felt much better since Gregory had returned, and he had even moved back in with Foxy. Now, he was just silently catching up with his old friend, and both of them being tiny, they understood each other perfectly.
"Hey, Bon-Bon!" Somebody called, and Bon-Bon turned his head to see Foxy entering the room and stepping towards him.
"Oh, hey there." Bon-Bon replied, nodding. Bon-Bon was only halfway acknowledging Foxy's arrival; his mind was still focused on Gregory.
Foxy grinned, and then coughed loudly, a cloud of dust escaping Foxy's mouth as this happened. "Man, I don't feel good at all-"
"Hold up, I need to finish talking to Gregory." Bon-Bon interrupted, wanting to hear the rest of what Gregory had been telling him before he payed any attention to Foxy.
"Are you serious?" Bon-Bon could hear Foxy groan, but he didn't care. Bon-Bon personally felt like conversing with his friend wasn't wrong in any way.
"So, as I was saying, Gregory." Bon-Bon continued. "We need to get more candy and also find someone who can help us get some stuff back."
Gregory bawked.
"Alright, good to see you understand." Bon-Bon turned to face Foxy. "Okay, so you were saying?"
"Do you have anything that might help cure a cold?" Foxy sniffed, and Bon-Bon noticed that his voice sounded a bit drearier and slow then Foxy's voice normally sounded like.
"Uh...not exactly." Bon-Bon didn't know if he had anything that could help a cold, but he could at least check inside his suit's storage tank and see what he had. Bon-Bon reached over and pulled open his chest. He pressed a button that was on a white tank inside his body, which came open. He searched inside and pulled out a clarinet. "I have a clarinet. Will that help?"
Foxy smiled. "Aw, that's a nice clarinet-" Foxy began, then Foxy grinned crazily, and his eyes dilated. "-and if you click now, you can get a BETTER clarinet for HALF the price of the clarinet you have! We'll also buy the original clarinet off you!"
Bon-Bon was a little confused, but decided to try and give a reasonable answer. "Uh, I'm good. My clarinet is pretty high-quality already."
"You may think so, but if you click RIGHT NOW, you can get my BETTER clarinet that is even better AND is in STEREO."
"N-no, I think I'm good...wait, what do you mean by 'click now'?"
Foxy started to reply, but suddenly his eyes returned to normal size and his grin disappeared. "I...don't know what you're talking about." Foxy coughed, releasing another cloud of dust that Bon-Bon promptly dodged. "Ugh, you're definitely not going to be able to help me. Maybe I should try and eat Gregory, maybe cook him into some chicken soup. That's always supposed to work..."
"NO!" Bon-Bon screamed, feeling very angry that Foxy would ever suggest hurting Gregory, Bon-Bon's bestest friend. "Don't eat Gregory."
"Are you sure? Gregory, is it okay if I eat you?"
Gregory only tilted his head to the side, unable to understand Foxy. Then, Bon-Bon could hear a voice call out from Foxy's head.
"Just eat him already! Eat him now, before anyone can stop you!"
Foxy's pupils dilated again. "Oh, hello! Do YOU want to click an ad and get some free chicken soup?!"
"Uh...what are you talking about?"
Foxy's pupils returned to normal size. "Woah, uh, nevermind. Don't worry about it."
"DON'T. EAT. GREGORY." Bon-Bon cut in, growling fiercely.
Foxy seemed a little nervous, then sighed. "Sorry about that, Bon-Bon, I don't know why I thought I would eat Gregory. I'll go ask Ballora if she has anything. Maybe she can help..." Foxy made to leave the room.
"Hey, wait." Bon-Bon said as he put the clarinet back into his inner storage tank and closed both the storage tank and his chest cavity. "I'm following along, because...I still don't fully trust you."
"Fine, whatever you say. Hmph, feels like you haven't been able to trust me in forever."
"It's only been two days since the garbage chute incident."
"One, don't remind me about that. Two, it still feels like forever. Let's just go."
Foxy left the room, and Bon-Bon, wanting to keep an eye on Foxy so he didn't get up to anything suspicious, followed suit.
As Bon-Bon followed Foxy down the big hall towards Ballora's room, he could hear the voice addressing Foxy.
"Foxy, what was with that weird 'click now' thing?"
"Stop asking questions." Foxy growled. His pupils dilated again. "But if you want answers, click now." They returned to normal size.
"Oh, just shut up."
"I could ask you the same thing. How about YOU shut up?!"
"Fine, then, I will!"
"GOOD! The less you talk, the better off I am!" Foxy growled again and fell silent.
Bon-Bon watched it unfold in suspicion, but made no comment as he followed Foxy, who opened Ballora's door and went inside.
Ballora was feeling good right now. She sat on the stage, sipping a cup of her finest potty tea, as her usual stuffed animals friends and her Reggie sat with her, each with their own cup of tea. Reggie hadn't taken a single sip, but Ballora supposed that was because he was too strong to be lured by her luxurious potty tea. Oh, what a man he was.
Ballora lifted up her tea cup and began to take a sip-
-and the door slammed open, causing her to do a spit take, spraying tea all over Reggie. Reggie himself looked very displeased about it.
"Ballora!" Foxy yelled as he barged into the room, a silent Bon-Bon following behind him.
"Augh, what is it now?!" Ballora complained, unhappy about being interrupted in one of her tea times. "I'm in the middle of tea time here and you just made me spill my tea everywhere! What's the problem?!"
But only one word seemed to register with Foxy. "Oh, tea?" He said, looking interested. "That might help me feel-" Foxy coughed again. "-better. I don't really feel good."
Ballora gasped, surprised that Foxy was actually willing to have some of her tea. He usually avoided drinking it at all costs, something Ballora wasn't too fond of.
"Wait, you want some of my potty tea?" She asked in amazement.
"Usually, my answer would be no, but I'm really desperate at this point. If there's even the slightest chance that it'll make me feel better, I've got to try it..."
"Oh, uh, okay! Here, try some." She reached a hand over to her tea set and took the teapot filled with the potty tea as well as an empty cup. She filled it up, sniffed it for good measure, then handed it to Foxy. "It's really good for you."
Foxy hastily took the tea cup and raised it up to his mouth, preparing to drink it. Meanwhile, Ballora stared at Bon-Bon, hoping for some sort of explanation from him.
Bon-Bon just shrugged. "Yeah, he's acting really weird."
Foxy seemed not to have heard Bon-Bon, but took a sip. Two seconds after he started drinking it, he did a spit take with twice the magnitude of Ballora's and coughed even more roughly then before. He threw the tea cup back into Ballora's hands.
"That...that was not what I expected..." Foxy coughed, looking even worse than before.
"You don't like it?" Ballora stuttered sadly.
"No, no, it was fine." Then, Ballora watched in surprise as Foxy's eyes dilated and a grin appeared on his face. "But if you click now, you can get TWENTY pounds of tea for HALF the price!"
Ballora blinked once, already bewildered by Foxy saying this, then once again turned to Bon-Bon for an explanation. "What is he...talking about?"
"I don't know, honestly." Bon-Bon replied, shaking his head. "He had the same problem with me. He offered to give me a better clarinet."
"Wait, you play the clarinet?"
"BALLORA!" Foxy suddenly shouted, only just now speaking again after about ten seconds of him staring blankly at the others. "If you click on this ad RIGHT NOW, and I mean right NOW, it's time sensitive, so if you click on it RIGHT NOW, I will give you a new ballerina outfit for HALF the price, no shipping required, and it can be in ANY color you want!"
"Did he seriously just interrupt us?" Ballora groaned.
"He did..." Bon-Bon whined. "What's wrong with him?"
"I think I know. He's acting like those ads that show up on a computer that try to trick you into handing over money for things you can never get-"
"OOOH, but look at that! You have EARRINGS!" Foxy called out, pointing at the gold earrings Ballora were wearing. "I require your attention so I can give you some NEW, UPDATED EARRINGS!"
"Hey, I was in the middle of talking! Don't interrupt me-"
"OH, and by the way, if you're curious, this ad is TIME-SENSITIVE. TIME. SENSITIVE! And you need to act on it RIGHT NOW so you can have twenty pounds of tea for ALL of your friends! And our SPECIAL offer comes with a FREE tea-cup as well! ACT NOW, this offer is TIME-SENSITIVE!"
Ballora decided to stop talking for a moment. Then she decided to say: "I'm afraid to say anything, because he might start saying something."
"Yeah, it's..." Bon-Bon began, but Foxy's eyes were back to normal and he looked confused.
"What are you guys talking about?" He asked curiously. "I haven't been saying anything."
Ballora felt her jaw open like a trapdoor. "What?" She muttered, perplexed that Foxy had changed from weird to normal in the course of a second. She then stood up and scowled at Foxy. "Okay, what is going on?"
Foxy's pupils dilated again. "Sorry, but this ad is about to RUN OUT! Better hurry up and ACT ON THIS AD NOW!"
Ballora opened her mouth to respond, but before she could, the door slammed open again, and this time it was Puppet that came running into the room, looking stressed out.
"Why is Foxy yelling?!" He complained loudly as he ran up to the others. "I'm just trying to relax, why do you guys need to be like this right now?"
"Oh, thank goodness you're here, Puppet! Something's wrong with Foxy. He's interrupting me and offering me deals that are both stupid and too weird to seem true, but also are pretty good-"
Foxy's pupils were back to normal again. "Huh? Sorry, I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm just- cough, cough -kinda feeling weird right now." Foxy turned away from them and looked to Reggie instead. "Reggie! You can help me, right?" Foxy coughed again.
"Me?" Reggie stuttered, then calmed down. "Well, if it's a cold you have, then tea is supposed to help with that, usually-"
Dilated eyes. "Oh, Reggie, by the WAY: You have a cousin in the UK that says she'll give you all of her money IF you pay for her planet ticket here! Only FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS to get her here to the pizzeria!"
Reggie raised an eyebrow. "I have a cousin in the UK?"
"YEAH, and she's willing to give you all of her money if you pay for her to get here! "
"Um, no. I've memorized my family tree back home, and I don't think I have a cousin-"
"HURRY UP AND CLICK NOW! THIS IS TIME-SENSITIVE! Click now to pay five thousand dollars so you can save your cousin from death and destruction back home!"
"What?! What do you mean, death and destruction?!"
"PAY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS NOW!"
"I don't have five thousand dollars! I don't even have a job here to begin with, so how would I even have money?!"
"Oh." Eyes back to normal.
"Foxy, I'm kind of concerned." Bon-Bon spoke up as he cringed at the conversation that had just taken place. "Are you threatening him?"
"No, not at all!" Foxy exclaimed. "I just- cough, cough -don't feel good..." Foxy then looked at Puppet. "Puppet, hey!"
"Oh, hey." Puppet replied. "I was wondering what that was. What's going on, Foxy?"
Eyes dilated. "I HEARD you like TOOTHBRUSHES!"
"Huh? Oh, uh...yeah, I do."
"If you want a new toothbrush NOW that is SHINY and RED, with the ability to clean TWO THOUSAND TEETH AT ONCE, then you can buy five now for the price of ONE! Hurry and ACT NOW!"
Puppet, instead of looking confused like everybody else, nodded and seemed interested. "Say...that's a pretty good deal. Sign me up."
Eyes back to normal. "Sign you up? What?"
"Wait, what? Didn't you just say you were gonna give me-"
Eyes dilated. "ACT NOW, and you can get yourself a new PLUNGER!"
Puppet just shook his head at Foxy. "Ah, I see what this is. A virus. Usually when this happens, we throw out our computer and get a new one."
Eyes back to normal. "Throw...out? What?"
"You heard me. It's time to get a new Foxy!"
"WHAT? Hey, don't throw me away- " Eyes dilated. "-RIGHT NOW you can buy a NEW Foxy for HALF the price of the ORIGINAL FOXY!-" Eyes back to normal. "-wait, what did I just say?"
"That actually sounds like a pretty good deal!" Ballora said, liking the possibility of getting a new Foxy. She thought it would be better than the broken one they were dealing with right now. "Which button do we click to select that deal?"
"I agree, it sounds good." Bon-Bon agreed, nodding.
"No, I don't like this deal at all!" Foxy complained, shaking his head vigorously. "Then again, what part of me would you have to touch to 'click' the ad- ugh, nevermind that! All I know is that whatever it is I'm trying to do, it's a scam."
Everyone ignored him. "Try punching him really hard." Ballora looked down beside her and saw that the rat- err, Bon-Bon had just told her to punch Foxy. "Maybe that will work."
"That won't work, it'll probably just break him." Ballora refused sadly. "He did have some buttons on the panels in his suit, but they're locked."
"Ha ha!" Foxy laughed. "Good thing I was smart enough to do that-" Foxy turned around and saw one of the skeletons sitting on the chairs in the room. Eyes dilated. "Oh, HELLO, Mr. Skeleton! Would you like some FREE skeleton cream? It's better for your skeletal body, we assure you! Act now if you want it!" Foxy was silent for a second, then- "Congratulations, you have accepted! It'll be here in seven thousand business days!"
Everyone silently waited, half-expecting the skeleton to magically say something back, but instead it did nothing, sitting there and looking as lifeless and 'barebones' as ever.
Puppet went up to the skeleton and poked its head, but nothing happened besides the skeleton slumping to the side ever more slightly.
"I don't think it can respond back, Foxy." Puppet concluded.
"Yeah, he's a little shy." Ballora added, noting that the skeleton they were talking about was one of the two Aarons in the room. This Aaron was shy, she knew that well enough.
"Wait, but this doesn't make any sense." Bon-Bon said grumpily. "If he can order skeleton cream without saying anything, why can't we get a new Foxy?"
Nobody replied to this question as Foxy had ran over to a skeleton sitting by Ballora's piano, its head sitting in its lap. "HELLO, Skeleton-with-your-head-missing!" Foxy screamed, grinning crazily. "Right NOW, we have some GREAT deals on our new SKELETON glue, so you can be in one piece again!" Silence for a moment again. "Thank you for your purchase! It'll be sent to you within seven to five-thousand business days!"
"Five thousand days?!" Ballora gasped. That seemed so long. "That's, like, forever! Five thousand days...that's be thirteen-to-fourteen years! Holy moly."
"Alright, I've got an idea!" Puppet spoke up. "I know just how to counteract this ad predicament. Hey, Foxy."
Eyes back to normal. "What?" Foxy asked.
"Can you share with me one simple trick to finding out all of your secrets?"
At this line, Foxy's eyes immediately dilated again. "ACT NOW, and you can find out all of my secrets! Just takes one push of a button!"
"Ooh!" Ballora and Puppet both gaped, excited by this.
"Let's do it!" Puppet exclaimed. "Which button do we hit?"
"Uh..." Ballora began, but she remembered that his buttons were locked. "...actually, as I mentioned earlier, the panels with the buttons are all locked. Remember?"
"Oh, yeah. But, can't we just force it open-"
"Sorry, but you ran out of time!" Foxy spoke up, still with the grin. Then Foxy ran away, running in circles around the room.
"Aw, no! It's one of those timed ads. Those suck."
"Well, back to the drawing board." Ballora decided. "Is there any way we could turn him off and on again, possibly like a restart? Or maybe...ooh, maybe we can download an ad blocker into his database."
"I think I've heard of something like this before, actually." Bon-Bon explained, eyeing Foxy as he ran. "It's a virus that overrides the primary systems with spam ads that try to take people's money. Not very common among animatronics, but there's quite a few cases out there. He probably had his anti-virus protection systems down when he was offline last night. Though, how the virus got in to begin with, I still don't know."
"That's kind of complex. Can you simplify that?"
"If you want me to. Basically, he's a walking advertisement."
"As for what could have gotten him, maybe it was a bug! They call viruses bugs sometimes." Puppet pointed out. "Maybe it was an ad mosquito!"
"Mosquitos?!" Foxy exclaimed, and his eyes were back to normal. "Oh, I don't like the sound of that."
"Me neither!" Ballora shrieked, already horrified at what she would look like with mosquito bites all over herself. "It's bad for my complexion!"
Then, Foxy's eyes dilated again, and Ballora sighed as she knew what was coming.
"MOSQUITOS in your house? NO PROBLEM!" Foxy advertised. "Act now if you want to get a new-and-improved MOSQUITO NET! It works like a charm for when you sleep at night!"
"Okay, okay, I think I know the solution to this." Puppet cut in. "Since we can't get a new Foxy, we're gonna have to fix the one we already have. I'm gonna go grab one of my super-secret tools. Be right back."
"Wait, don't leave us with him!" Ballora tried to say, but Puppet had already ran out of the room.
I hope he's not bringing a plunger. That's not going to help. She thought.
Foxy ran up to the doors and shouted down the hall.
"ACT NOW, and you can get a NEW secret tool for HALF the price of the ORIGINAL secret tool!" Eyes back to normal. "...why did I just say that?" Foxy closed the doors.
"I don't know why you're saying any of this. I'm confused." Ballora stuttered.
Suddenly, from within Foxy, Ballora could hear the voice speaking to them.
"Hey, guys? I know we're not on the best terms, but I need to be honest here: Foxy is completely freaking me out. ME, OF ALL THINGS. His systems, oh my god, they're a nightmare. I can't venture into his inner mindscape without encountering ADS! Oh, so many ads!"
The voice fell silent for a moment, leaving everyone even more confused than before.
"The voice, freaked out?" Bon-Bon sputtered. "It's never like this."
"Well, there's a first time for everything..." Ballora mumbled uneasily.
Eyes back to normal. "Ugh, tell me about it." Foxy groaned. "The voice said she was gonna leave me alone for a while, but apparently she's back. Great."
"Hey, shut up!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU shut up?!"
"Wait, wait, slow down." Ballora interrupted, trying to process the information. "It's a SHE now?"
"I GUESS so. It sounds like a girl, doesn't it?"
"Ooh, I guess Ballora has competition!" Bon-Bon shouted out playfully, smiling in a joking manner.
"Competition? No such thing." Ballora denied. She knew she was the best, and that was all there was. "I'm the best ballerina in this whole building."
"For now."
"For now?! You can't even dance, you're stuck in Foxy!"
"Why, you little-!"
Before the conversation could continue, the door to the room opened.
"Hey, I'm back!" Puppet announced as he came running back into the room. Puppet had gotten his secret tool, and he was sure it could fix Foxy. They needed to fix him, after all; Puppet felt that an advertisement virus was probably a bad thing to have.
"Uh, hi." Foxy greeted, waving slightly.
"You're back." Ballora added. "Got the secret tool?"
"Sure do." Puppet replied.
"Well, what is it? I swear, if it's a plunger..."
"It's a cookie." Puppet pulled out a single chocolate chip cookie.
"Uh, is it a super-secret cookie?" Foxy began, but he was quickly cut short as his eyes dilated again. "ACT NOW if you want to get FIVE THOUSAND pounds of cookies for the price of only ONE THOUSAND pounds of cookies!"
"No, no, that's fine. We already have a cookie right here."
"ACT NOW and get it! It only takes within five to five billion business days for this to be COMPLETE!"
"It's fine, we have our own cookie. Now stay still. Also, this might feel weird, so brace yourself." Puppet went around to the back of Foxy, his plan in mind. He pulled open the super-secret hatch down above his legs and near his tail, and stuffed the cookie inside. Foxy thrashed about as soon as this happened, making a sound not unlike a broken law mower. Then Puppet pulled the cookie back out and closed the hatch, with the cookie now covered in cobwebs and dust, and went back to the front of the now-shocked-Foxy.
"Did you just..." Foxy moaned, looking horrified and extremely angry. He knew what Puppet had just done, and he...oh my god, he felt sick, this time in a different way. "...stick that up...my..."
Puppet nodded. "And while I was back there, I also put in an anti-virus CD. Forgot to mention I had that as well."
"We're...not going to talk about that." Ballora sighed, looking very annoyed.
"Anyways, Foxy, do you feel like you want to offer me all of your stuff NOW?" Puppet asked hopefully.
Foxy stared at Puppet murderously. "No, but I kind of want to strangle you right now."
Puppet didn't even flinch. "So, I guess he's back to normal."
"I think so, too." Ballora added, nodding.
Foxy's expression lightened up, happy about maybe finally shaking off the virus. "Ha ha, it's gone! I feel like a new fox!" Foxy began to jump around, but stopped in his tracks when he heard something: a voice he didn't recognize was complaining loudly.
"Ugh, I hate being here! Ballora SUCKS at dancing!"
Foxy whipped around and his eyes widened as he saw who was talking: one of the skeletons chained to the wall near the room doors was looking down at Foxy instead of hanging there lifelessly, its skeletal jaw moving up and down as it yelled.
"What...what was that you just said?" Foxy stuttered in amazement, slowly approaching the skeleton.
"Yeah, you heard me!" It grumbled. "I hate being here!"
"No...no way..."
"What? Why so tongue-tied?"
"You're...talking..."
"Oh, so NOW you can hear us? TOOK YOU long enough!"
"I...I..."
"Foxy, are you okay?" Ballora asked, approaching Foxy. "Why are you talking to one of my dead audience members?"
"It was talking!" Foxy exclaimed, pointing at the skeleton. "It's speaking to me!"
"What? No, it's not. It's just hanging there lifelessly."
"Hey, I'm talking!" The skeleton shouted. "Can't you hear me?"
Ballora didn't look towards the skeleton at all, and neither did anybody else besides Foxy. They all seemed to see the skeletons only as lifeless corpses.
"Don't forget about me. I'm not exactly happy about this arrangement either." Another voice chimed in, and Foxy saw that the other skeleton chained to the wall near the room doors was talking now as well.
"You too?!" Foxy exclaimed, running over to this skeleton.
"Well, yeah! And this has been a bad experience. Her shows are boring as heck!"
"Ballora's shows are...as boring as heck?"
"I agree! They are TRASH!" The first skeleton complained.
"This weird! Are you guys hearing this?!"
"Um...no?" Ballora muttered worriedly.
"But they're talking, and-"
Foxy gasped and covered his ears: the entire room had descended into a huge uproar. The skeletons sitting around everywhere were now yelling and screaming stuff as their jaws moved to their words. They were making quite the racket, yet nobody but Foxy could hear them.
"Where's my order?!"
"I want my skeleton glue! I need my head back on!"
"My order, please! I'M TIRED OF WAITING!"
"Gaah, this place sucks! Let me out!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGUUUUUUH!"
"Augh, there's so many of them TALKING!" Foxy screamed. "Guys, tell me you HEAR these guys! They're so loud now!"
"What voices?" Ballora asked. "I only hear you, me, Bon-Bon, Puppet, the voice, and Reggie."
Foxy grabbed onto Puppet and shook him around. "Puppet, what did you DO to me!"
"Woah, woah, stop!" Puppet yelled, pushing Foxy off of him. "I didn't do anything! You offered all of these people amazing deals that they couldn't pass up, and now you've gotta pay for it."
"But, can you hear their voices?! Please tell me you can!"
"I...don't hear anything."
Meanwhile, the skeletons, instead of yelling individually, were now chanting one phrase and one phrase only:
"GIVE US WHAT WE WANT! GIVE US WHAT WE WANT! GIVE US WHAT WE WANT!"
"Guys, I don't like this!" Foxy shouted. "They're getting even worse than before!"
"Puppet, are you sure you put in the right CD?!" Ballora inquired Puppet in a panic.
"Yes, I'm sure I did!" Puppet answered. "I don't know what went wrong!"
"I think there might still be some remnants of the virus inside of me..." Foxy muttered.
"We're gonna have to PURGE you, then!" Ballora said, looking excited by this.
"Wait, what?! No! Stay away!"
Foxy ran as the others chased him.
A few minutes of Foxy being chased around the room later...
Foxy ran out of the room and slammed the room doors, trapping the others inside, then grinned as he watched them eye him from the windows in the doors.
"Ha, got you now!" Foxy shouted in triumph.
"Good job! Now, take their bodies!"
"Not a chance, voice. Get out of here."
"Great, he locked us in." Bon-Bon groaned.
"I know a secret way." Puppet informed them. "Follow me." He led the others away from the door and out of sight from where Foxy could see them.
"Guys? Guys, come back." Foxy tried to say, but he got no response. "Well, I don't hear their voices now, so that's at least good. Maybe I can listen to them through the wall, but which wall? Oh, I know."
Foxy opened a door to the left of Ballora's room, which led to the same party room they had celebrated Ballora's birthday in a while ago. He entered the room and started towards the wall before a voice rang out that made him stop in his tracks.
"Hello there!" Something said.
Foxy looked down and saw that one of the presents still laying on the room's floor was speaking to him. It was an object and had no mouth, but it talked anyway.
"Oh, YOU'RE talking now?!" Foxy exclaimed exasperatedly. "A PRESENT, of all things? God, that makes even less sense than the skeletons. Oh, wait...these presents were from the birthday we celebrated with Ballora a while back. But, that's the point: it happened a while back! WHY didn't you CLEAN UP the mess, Ballora?! Ugh, seems like she's still one of the many problems I already have."
"What about me?" A second present asked.
"YOU, too? Well, if you must ask, YES, I'd say you're a problem!"
"Don't forget about me." The first present reminded Foxy.
"Arrgh, that's it! I'm out of here!"
Foxy left the room, slamming the door behind him. He went back over to Ballora's room door and looked through the window, then stepped back quickly: the others were doing the same from the other side.
"Puppet, what are you doing here?" Foxy asked. "I thought you knew a secret way out of there."
"No, I don't." Puppet sighed sadly. "I just thought I sounded cool. This door is really the only way out."
"It's fine, that's not the problem now. What we NEED to handle is the remnants of the virus still in me. How do we stop it?"
"Um, probably the same way you started it: by opening the door."
"Oh, okay." Foxy opened the door...and realized his mistake half a second later. But the others rushed out faster than Foxy could blink, and now he found himself struggling as Puppet and Bon-Bon held an arm each to hold Foxy in place while Ballora took out a plunger.
"Alright, guys, hold him still!" Ballora commanded the others. "I'm gonna use this plunger to purge him!"
"Wait, no!" Foxy plead, but Ballora raced behind him, and he could feel the suction cup of the plunger doing...something behind him. His thoughts were racing too quickly to understand where he was being touched, but he at least knew he was being touched.
After a few seconds, Foxy was greeted by a pleasant little jingle coming from his systems. At the same time, Foxy felt as if a huge weight had just been removed from his back, and he felt alright again.
"Was that his startup music?" Ballora asked Puppet, without the plunger in her hand, something Foxy found confusing.
"I think it was!" Puppet replied, nodding.
"Ah, somehow, I feel better." Foxy said, grinning sheepishly. "Thanks, guys, that actually helped. And...hey...I don't hear any voices."
"Are you sure?" Ballora said. "Maybe we should go into my room and double-check."
"Good idea."
Foxy and the others trooped into Ballora's room. Foxy listened carefully, but he heard nothing now. The skeletons were in the same positions they always were, and as silent as they always had been. Everything was back as it was.
"I don't hear them anymore." Foxy stated, though he felt a little nervous. "But...it's a little too quiet in here. I'm not sure whether I like this or hearing the skeletons talk."
"Ah, perfect silence." Ballora sighed in happiness. "Just the way I like it."
"So, Puppet, what did you do to fix him?" Bon-Bon inquired. "Did that disk enable cookies, or something?"
"Uh, no." Puppet responded. "That was all Ballora who purged the virus completely. I just put in the anti-virus CD to make the virus weaker."
"I didn't even do much, though." Ballora voiced. "I just purged him, and then he was alright."
"I feel much better, at least!" Foxy laughed. "I don't even hear the voice inside my head anymore-"
"You were saying?"
"Augh, dang it! I thought I got rid of you!"
"Hah, too bad I'm not classified as a virus in your systems. Lucky me!"
"Darn, I thought we finally got rid of that." Ballora groaned. "Guess we'll have to do other methods."
"All we can do is try, unfortunately." Foxy grumbled. "And try, and try, and try! And we've already tried so many times, but it NEVER works! I swear, the voice already seems completely aware of how to prevent us from removing it."
"I mean, we could put some more plungers into you." Puppet offered. "And more cookies."
"You put that plunger INSIDE of me?! Ugh, well, too late now." Foxy gazed around the room at the now-silent skeletons. "You know, I feel bad for all these dead people that never got what they ordered. They all were once security guards who died inside this building, and maybe they were just trying to get things to help their own lives. Well, afterlives, at least."
"What if one day they all come back and are mad at you for both killing and scamming them?"
"Then I'll blame it on you."
"Aww, okay..."
"I mean, you're a credible scapegoat." Ballora brought up. "You're always on the internet, so it'd be believable that you were the one behind the scams."
"Why would I do that, though?"
"Because...because you're Puppet. We'll just say that, I guess."
"But Foxy is the one who talked to them. Why would they think it was me?"
"You don't see the similarities in your and Foxy's appearance?"
"Yeah, Puppet, we could be related!" Foxy stated.
"Like two twin brothers from...two different manufacturers."
"Isn't the word supposed to be 'mother'?"
"We don't have mothers, we're animatronics."
"I mean, it's still possible. You might not, but maybe I do. I dunno."
"So, we need to make sure of this. Are you back to normal?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Yep, I'm sure of that." Foxy replied. "I'm going back to the room to talk to Gregory now." Foxy started out the door.
"Wait, not without me!" Bon-Bon cried, quickly following.
"Wait, Gregory's alive- I mean, yay, Gregory's alive!" Ballora said, leaving as well.
"Guess we're doing this now." Puppet muttered, following.
"So why are we going to Gregory, again?" Foxy heard Ballora ask as they entered the main room.
"I need to go have a talk with him." Foxy replied. "Mostly to apologize for trying to eat him earlier."
"You tried to...eat him?"
"Well, yeah. I felt sick, and I knew soup was a cure for colds, so I thought making Gregory into chicken soup would have been a good idea. Fortunately, I didn't have to."
Foxy entered his back room and went right up to Gregory, who was trotting around inside his cage. The others came inside as well.
"Hi, Gregory." Foxy greeted calmly.
Puppet sat down on Foxy's chest of drawers and sighed. "Why can't we ever just have a normal day here?"
"I thought this was a normal day."
"Well, not exactly." Ballora contradicted. "It's not every day that we purge our friends with plungers or put CDs in places we never expected them to go. Also, having a chicken in your room isn't normal, either."
"No, that IS normal. He's been here for a while."
"It's still kind of weird."
Puppet stood up, letting Ballora sit down on the chest of drawers instead, and went over to the cage, which he eyed in distaste.
"I don't think having a cage in this room was ever in our contract aka agreement of how you could modify this room." Puppet stated.
"You don't have a say in this matter." Foxy countered. "It's my room, not your room."
"Yes, but I made this room into what it looks like now, and the way I see it, this cage is making it harder to move to your computer. So we might have to talk about this."
"What do you mean, harder?!" Bon-Bon sputtered. "It's in the corner!"
"I have to go all the way around it to get to the pc, and that's too cramped. I'm gonna have to write this down."
Foxy grinned, a prank forming in his head. "Oh, by the way, I've got a new pen for you. You just have to click now to order it."
"Wait, what?"
"Hah, only joking."
"I have the plunger in case we need it..." Ballora warned, pulling out the plunger.
"Woah, calm down. It was only a joke."
"Fine, but I'm watching you."
"Hey, wait a second. Is that plunger one of mine?" Puppet asked.
"Yep. I went through your lifetime supply."
"That's mine. Give it back."
"Yours? It's ours, Puppet. Plus, you have a million and a half of those. You can stand to lose one."
"GIVE. IT. BACK."
"Fine, I will." She handed the plunger to Puppet.
"Hey, Foxy." Bon-Bon inquired suddenly, tapping Foxy's arm.
"What?" Foxy said.
"Are we still getting that skeleton cream?"
"Uh, I dunno. It depends on how long it takes to get here."
"I think the virus said seven thousand business days." Ballora mentioned. "That's about...20 years. In other words, it's pretty much not gonna happen."
"It was a scam, anyway. A trick. That's what ads like that do."
"Aw, dang." Bon-Bon complained. "I needed more skeleton cream."
"Wait, you use skeleton cream?" Ballora said confusedly. "For what?"
"My complexion. We have endo-SKELETONS, see, and I can use it on that. It makes my endo-skeleton's complexion look a lot better. Unfortunately, it's inside my suit, so you can't see it."
"Hey, guys?" Foxy groaned. He still felt a little sick, so he figured he should get some rest. "Can you all leave? I still feel sick, so there must be a tiny bit of the virus left. I need to deactivate and let the anti-virus get to work."
"But this is my room too." Bon-Bon said.
"Oh, yeah, it is. Fine, then you can stay. Puppet, Ballora, out."
"Aww, what? No, let us stay!" Puppet insisted. "We can have a sleepover!"
"Yeah, and I can sing for you! That'll help you get to sleep." Ballora offered.
Foxy groaned very loudly. Puppet observed the look on Foxy's face and seemed to understand. "You know what? Maybe today isn't the right day. We'll have it tomorrow or something."
"Okay, thanks." Foxy replied, smiling a little. "See you guys later."
"Seeya, Foxy." Puppet waved to Foxy and then left.
"Aww, I was really hoping I could sing to you." Ballora whined.
"Next time." Foxy promised.
"Fine." Ballora grumbled under her breath as she left the room.
"Ah, they're finally gone." Foxy sighed. "Time to get some rest."
"I'm gonna play with Gregory." Bon-Bon informed Foxy as the hand-puppet approached the cage.
"You can, but can you do it quietly? I need to rest."
"Oh, okay. Goodnight, Foxy."
"Goodnight."
Foxy deactivated and went to sleep, letting the anti-virus get to work...
Chapter 46: Camping Out
Summary:
Ballora has a grand idea for a sleepover in the pizzeria, and the animatronics decide to try it out.
Chapter Text
Here we go. Brand new day. Foxy thought as he exited his back room and came into his cove, the curtains still shut. Today was yet another day, yet it was already different. I hope everyone's willing to stop being so mad at me for the whole voice thing. And also...Bon-Bon isn't here again.
Foxy had woke up this morning to Bon-Bon not being anywhere in the room, with Gregory's cage door hanging open and Gregory himself absent from the cage.
It's sad that he took Gregory away and left the room without even telling me, then went to Puppet's room...well, I think he went there, at least. I wonder if Puppet even knows whether or not Bon-Bon might be there. I guess I'll go and find out.
Foxy opened his curtains and proceeded through his room and into the main room. As soon as he came in, he saw Baby walking up to the main stage, humming softly.
"Baby!" Foxy exclaimed, running over to her.
"Oh!" Baby responded, turning around to face Foxy. "Hey!"
"It's great to see you. Although...are you mad at me like everyone else is?"
"Uh, no. Why would I be mad at you?"
"Ah, that's right, you weren't here the other day."
"No, of course not. I was up in my room playing video games. I mean, I heard you calling me at one point, but by the time I came out nobody was here. So I just got distracted in the kitchen for a little bit and then went to play more video games."
"Okay, phew! And, uh, if anyone asks me anything weird, I assure you that nothing happened, okay? I'll make it simple and just say nothing happened."
"Uh...okay? I guess that's fine. Oh, by the way, do you want a cookie? I've got a lot of extra ones I haven't ate yet."
"Sure thing!" Baby handed Foxy a chocolate chip cookie, and Foxy eyed it in delight. He then took a bite and grinned. "Ah, delicious! So, you said you were playing games?"
"Oh, that. I have a little gaming console section in my room, and I was playing Super Smash Bros."
"COOL! Can I see it?"
"Of course! Follow me."
"Yeah!"
Foxy followed Baby down the hallways towards the auditorium and her room.
"Oh, I'm so excited!" Foxy giggled as they entered the auditorium. "I haven't had a game night in forever!"
"I know, right?" Baby added. "And, well, I've kinda been gaming for the past few days straight. I only left twice. Once when you called me, and another time to get some food from the kitchen. That's kinda the gamer life, though, so it's cool."
"Yeah, I can appreciate that. At least you're not like those people who drink tons of Mountain Dew as they play."
Foxy opened the trapdoor on the auditorium stage, and they proceeded down the corridor to Baby's room. But, as they did, Foxy realized something.
"Hey, wait a minute!" He called out. "I didn't even need to open that door! Baby, you could've opened that. I've seen you flick a secret switch to open it-"
"SSSSH." Baby shushed him, looking wary.
Foxy understood, and nodded. "Oh, okay. Nobody's supposed to know. Got it."
"Hmm, a secret switch? Interesting...this may contribute to my goals later on..."
"Not now! She doesn't know about you yet."
"What was that?" Baby asked, briefly turning to Foxy.
"Nothing."
"Okay, then."
They continued down the passage and over to the strange room, then went up the ladder and into Baby's room, which was also a part of the vents.
"CHECK IT OUT!" Baby announced, leading Foxy down to the end of the vent corridor that was to the left of the door.
The last time Foxy had came in here, there was a table/bookshelf over here with Baby's diary sitting open on top of it.
This time, there was a decently-sized tv sitting on top of the table/bookshelf, and a pink armchair next to it where somebody could sit and look at the tv. Instead of books in the tiny shelving unit, there was a large assortment of gaming consoles, including both an Xbox and PlayStation. Next to table/bookshelf was another shelving unit, which was WAY higher than the other one. In fact, it was tall enough to reach the ceiling. It was filled with more games than Foxy could count, some made to be played on certain games consoles and some made to be played on others.
"WOAH!" Foxy gasped, his mouth flying open in wonder. "What a setup! The tv's kinda smaller than most, though."
"That's because the vent ceiling isn't too high, so I don't have much room to put a BIG tv here." Baby explained, smiling.
"Sounds fair." Foxy eyed the chair, then sat down on it and gasped as he did. It was very soft and comfy, to the point where Foxy felt that if he wanted to, he could take a nap on it. "Woah, this chair is COMFY! Is this a deluxe gamer chair?"
"Yes it is! And I've kind of been sitting on it for a while, but it's still comfy."
Foxy stood up and examined the tall shelf, eyeing the games one by one. "Wow, you've got a lot of games! Let's see...wow, you've got a lot of The Legend of Zelda games!"
"I know, it's a great game! I have even a dlc in the latest game that turns Link's hat PURPLE!"
"Wow, you do?! I thought they never realized that dlc! That's awesome."
"I've also got lots of other games, too. Like Crash Bandicoot!"
"No way! Do you have the Spyro trilogy?"
"Do I ever! I've got ALL of the Spyro games!"
"Wow! And...oh my god, you have Grand Theft Auto, too?!"
"Wait, do I? Oh yeah, I do! I forgot I had that game, 'cause I haven't played it in a long time. We should play it together some time!"
"That'd be awesome! They must have released the two-player dlc by now!" (A/N: Yeah, I know, this never happened, but just go along with it.)
"Yeah."
"Oh, and you also have Fallout, too! Not 76, I hope?"
"Nope, not that game. I've got 3, 4, and New Vegas instead."
"Great! Do you like the game?"
"Yep! Nothing better than traversing a wasteland and fighting mutants!"
"And I've also heard that the game is both in the past and in the future!"
"Yeah, but the truth is that it's just the present, the normal time!"
"What?! I didn't know that! Great, now I've been spoiled..." (A/N 2, Electric Boogaloo: Once again, none of what they're saying may be true. Just go along with it.)
"Huh?! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you played all the games!"
"No, I haven't gotten to that part yet! Remember, I've been stuck here for a while, and I only get to play games when I can convince Puppet to let me use his pc, which isn't very often at all, so, you know how it is."
"Baby!" Somebody called, interrupting Foxy and Baby from continuing their chat. "Baby? Are you up here with Fre- Oooooh...Foxy."
Foxy turned around. At the other end of the vent corridor, Ballora had just came into the room and saw Foxy standing there.
"Hi!" Foxy greeted cheerily as she approached him. Then he frowned at her. "What as that you were about to say?"
"Uh, hello. I totally wasn't about to say another name." Ballora denied.
"Yeah, you were. Who are you talking about?"
"Nothing! Nobody! I was going to say...Fre-Foxy! Yeah!" Ballora ran over to Baby and began whispering with her, but once again Foxy's superior Foxy hearing allowed him to hear their conversation. "Why is he up here?" Ballora whispered into her best friend's ear."
"I was showing him my gaming setup." Baby replied. "That's why I was gone, remember?"
"Yeah, I know that, okay?"
"Guys, I'm right here." Foxy blurted out.
"Uh, hello! Oh-look-another-cookie!" Baby said quickly, throwing a cookie into Foxy's hands.
"Oh, yummy!" Foxy quickly chomped down the cookie. "So, what were we talking about?"
"Nothing in particular!" Ballora said.
"I think I know. They're talking about who Baby is DATING. Hee, hee, hee..."
"Oh yeah, that!" Foxy voiced, remembering that. "So...about that..."
"More cookies!" Baby blurted out, and she tossed an entire bag of cookies into Foxy's hands. Foxy, quickly excited by the prospect of more sweets, gobbled down cookie after cookie from inside the bag. "So, what are you doing up here, Ballora?"
"Yes, I was." Ballora confirmed. "I was hoping to find you here...by yourself. But, since Foxy's here, I guess he can know too. And...woah." Ballora had noticed the tall bookshelf with the games. "That's a lot of games."
"Yeah, I do. Makes it so that I can entertain myself for hours on end, provided I always grab something from the kitchen to eat before I start."
"Hey, hold up." Foxy cut in. He had noticed that the bag had a tag on it, which had a logo. "Why is there a logo on the bag's tag that says: Robin's Cookies?"
Baby looked very reluctant to answer, then she sighed. "Alright, I'll tell you. He's a baker. I got a box of cookies ordered to the pizzeria, because...I don't know how to bake cookies." She looked at the floor, a little embarrassed.
"Is that the reason? Well, then it's okay. After all, I can't bake cookies either."
"But Freddy can, and you know how he is..."
"He can cook, but these cookies are better than anything I've ever seen him come up with. When's the last time he ever made something edible?"
"Never, I think."
"Yeah, sounds about right. Anyway, these cookies are delicious!
"Yay, more cookies!" Baby cheered, and she tossed more cookies into the air, which were caught by both Foxy. Foxy put the cookies into the empty bag from the previous cookies, then opened the hatch on his chest, put the cookies inside his inner storage tank, and closed the hatch.
"So Ballora, why'd you come here again?" Foxy asked.
"Uh...honestly, I forgot." Ballora stuttered confusedly. "What WAS I coming up here for? Hmm..."
"Take your time. It'll come back to you."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I've just been so busy with Reggie, holding tea parties, setting up the camp site..."
"Wait, camp site?!"
"Camp site? OH, that's right! THAT'S what I came here to talk about! I got some help from Reggie and set up a camping room in one of the pizzeria's empty rooms! I figured we could all have a sleepover in that room, kind of like if we were camping outside! I've come to invite you two to come! What do you say?"
"OF COURSE!" Foxy and Baby shouted in unison, already excited
"Then let's go!"
The group trekked out of the room and down the ladder, back towards the passage back over to the auditorium.
When they came through the stage trapdoor and arrived at the auditorium once more, Foxy spoke up.
"So, where's the campsite?" He asked.
"Hold on, we need to take this one step at a time." Ballora ordered. "First off, where's everyone else?"
"Well, Freddy is missing again, as usual, and I doubt we'd be able to find him. As for Puppet and Bon-Bon, I think they're down in Puppet's box."
"Down in Puppet's box?!"
"Huh? How does that surprise you?"
"Last I checked, Puppet and Bon-Bon weren't really the best of friends. What happened?"
"...Bon-Bon...is still scared of me. He stayed with me again for one day, then decided it was too unsafe. So he took Gregory and just...left."
"Wow, he did? He must still not trust you then."
"Unfortunately. I thought he would have forgiven me by now. Have you forgiven me, Ballora?"
"About that day? Well, at first I mistrusted you...but I think that day is behind us by now. The way I see it, you've proven to be trustworthy again. Too bad Bon-Bon doesn't feel the same way."
"Wait, what?" Baby sputtered. "What happened while I was away?"
"Nothing!" Foxy exclaimed. "Ballora, nothing happened, right?"
Ballora shook her head and scowled. "He went crazy."
"What?!" Baby exclaimed, then grinned and shook her head. "Nah, can't be. I don't think Foxy's the type to go crazy." She walked away from them, climbing up onto Puppet's box and going inside of it.
"Hah! Told you, Ballora." Foxy laughed gleefully.
Ballora continued to scowl. "Just you wait, Foxy. You can't deny it forever..."
Foxy and Ballora followed Baby into the box and down the ladder.
As soon as Foxy and co. reached the bottom of the ladder and went from the tv room to the center room, there was an uproar. Puppet was chasing Bon-Bon around the room, an irritated expression on his face. Bon-Bon was holding a piece of toast as he ran, looking fearful.
"No!" Bon-Bon whined. "Stay away from me!"
"You've come into my house for the last time!" Puppet shouted. "Now you have to steal my TOAST, too?!"
"I just wanted some food! Leave me alone!"
"The food made in my house is MY property! Give it back!"
"Go away!"
"What are they doing?" Ballora muttered. "Is this some sort of game they're playing?"
"Awww..." Baby sighed, eyeing the situation with a pleased expression.
Foxy eyed them in distaste. As usual, it was up to him to restore order. He stepped up and ran in front of the two puppets, stopping them in their tracks.
"All right, this needs to stop!" Foxy commanded.
"Sounds like a plan." Bon-Bon agreed hurriedly, zooming to hide behind Foxy's legs. "Tell him to get away from me."
"Puppet, stop chasing him."
"Tell him to give me back my toast and leave my box, and I'll consider it." Puppet growled.
"Why does he have toast in the first place?"
"He stole it! He came into my box uninvited and stole my toast."
"I thought he was invited! He left my room, so I thought he was here with Gregory."
"Hi, Puppet." Ballora greeted.
"Hi, Ballora." Puppet groaned.
As this happened, Foxy saw Baby run up to Bon-Bon.
"Trade ya." She whispered, holding out a cookie.
"You got it." Bon-Bon replied, and she gave him the cookie, then he handed over the toast.
As they finished this, Puppet stopped talking to Ballora and turned back, but now he was confused to see Bon-Bon holding a cookie instead of toast.
"See? He's not holding toast, he's holding a cookie." Ballora told Puppet.
"Where did my toast go?" Puppet inquired. "Did I miscount?" Puppet ran into his kitchen area and checked the toaster on the counter. It had only two pieces of toast in it. "Yeah, I think I miscounted. I put two in here, and they're both still there."
"Wait, he counts his toast?" Ballora stuttered. "That's absurd. What, does he count his carrots and gumballs too?"
"He is kind of meticulous about what he has." Foxy mentioned. "He counts everything he owns, and he hates seeing anything about his room changed. One day, somebody moved one of his toothbrushes a little to the left, and he got upset, yelling about it all day long. It was awful."
"Interesting. Who DID move his toothbrush, anyway?"
"I dunno. I only saw what happened, not who did it."
"Okay, explain yourselves right now." Puppet ordered, walking away from his kitchen area and back over to the others. "Why are you here?"
"I was just visiting." Bon-Bon spoke up. "It was fine until you started chasing me."
"But I thought you stole something."
"It was a cookie, nothing more!"
"Could've sworn it was a piece of toast that was in your hand."
"Nope, just a cookie. I could've GIVEN this to you, but then you had to start running at me."
"Hmm...I don't know about that."
"You know, we do have a detective here." Ballora said, smiling at Foxy. "Let him figure it out."
"Yes, that's right!" Foxy exclaimed happily, liking that Ballora was recommending that he be a detective with this. It was fun for him to pretend to be a detective. "Detective Foxy is on the case! And the case is...he has a cookie. The end."
"Wow, that was amazing, Foxy! Bravo!" She clapped.
"I know, I'm awesome. So, why were we here, again?"
"Oh, right. I think...it's my birthday!"
"Wait, what?! That's not what you said earlier!"
"It's not? Oh, my bad. My birthday is actually tomorrow, not today. The days just fly by, you know? Let me check my planner and see what's today." Ballora whipped out a blue-colored book and flipped through it until she stopped at a page and stared at it closely, then grinned. "Ah, today! That's right." She put away the planner. "Today is...the camping sleepover!"
"Oh yeah, the sleepover. Is this a trick and the truth is that you guys actually want to do it in my room? Because I'm still not going to let you."
"We're not doing it in here, are we?" Puppet asked sternly.
"Well, no." Ballora replied. "Your room isn't exactly the best place to do a sleepover. Besides, you'd never let us do it, anyway."
Meanwhile, Foxy decided to test his luck. He ran over to Puppet's closet and opened the doors. "What's in these boxes here?" He said out loud though he already knew, and reached towards the boxes.
"Hey, get out of there!" Puppet yelled as Foxy had expected him to, and he ran over and pushed Foxy out of the room in a rough manner.
"Ow! Geez, don't be so violent!"
"Nobody goes into my closet."
"Well, SORRY."
"You'd better be sorry."
"Anyways, today is indeed the camping sleepover!" Ballora repeated. "And Baby will be joining us! I convinced her to step away from her games for at least 24 hours so she could join in."
"Mmm-hmm!" Baby added, nodding. "And, yes, it's TORTURE to be away from my games. But that's okay! I suppose I've got to come out every now and then."
"Can I expect this sleepover, wherever it is, to actually be SHORT?" Puppet groaned.
"Well, Baby does have a gaming tournament coming up in a day or two." Ballora informed him. "She can't really leave the pizzeria, so she plays online from the pizzeria. She's in an MLG tournament."
"Uh-huh! I'm an MLG pro." Baby boasted, grinning. "I've already won a few tournaments already."
"Woah, sounds awesome!" Foxy said, liking the sound of this. "I wish you luck for when that rolls around."
"Thanks!"
"What does MLG stand for?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Major League Gaming."
"Oh, so...can I join at some point?"
"I mean, if you can find yourself a gaming console with access online and get enough skill to enter an MLG tournament, then sure!"
"Alright, alright, enough chitter-chatter and throwing toast that looks like cookies!" Ballora announced. "Let's get this show on the road! Follow me, everyone."
Ballora led them into the tv room, and they all went up the ladder.
"So, where is it?" Foxy asked as they came to a halt in the big hallway. "Is it in a party room? The main room? OUTSIDE, even?"
"We're doing it in the...plunger room!" Ballora said.
"What?! How are we gonna be able to do it in there-"
"Ha, just kidding! Do you really think I'd have us do this in the plunger room?"
"I don't doubt it."
"Hush, you! It's over here." Ballora led them to the smaller hall, and over to the third door, this one on the close-left. "Foxy, can you open the door?"
"What's in there?" Foxy stuttered, and he peeked through the windows in the doors and did a double take: the room looked different, but he couldn't get the details from where he was standing. "What the? This wasn't here before."
"Just open the door!"
"But it wasn't here before! How'd it get here?"
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR."
"Alright, alright, I'm opening it!"
Foxy opened the doors and trooped inside the room with everyone else, and his jaw flew open.
The entire room had been made to look like a campsite. The flooring was grass instead of the usual black-white tiles, and the walls resembled a forest surrounding the campsite, with some vines hanging off the walls as well. A campfire stood in the center of the room, with three logs sitting around it, clearly intended as the seating. Thick bushes were stuck in the corners, and in one corner, there was a wooden tub behind the bush that had water floating around inside of it. The ceiling, instead of its usual look, was a projection of the night sky. Amazingly enough, it seemed too real: it looked like an actual night sky, with the stars glittering and blinking overhead, and the moon shining down on them. A small basket was seated next to one of the logs. The room was also very dark; the campfire was all that was there to light it up.
"Woah!" Foxy exclaimed, amazed.
"Oh, this is awesome..." Bon-Bon mumbled in awe.
"Welcome! This is our new camping room!" Ballora explained excitedly. She ran over and picked up the basket. "And here's our basket with INFINITE chicken in it, as well as marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate bars so we can make smores! Oh, and there's some sticks in there so we can roast stuff carefully." She set the basket back down and pointed at the campfire. "And here's our artificial campfire! We couldn't get in actual one in here since this is still an indoor area and it would be a hazard, so I got the company to send us an artificial one! The fire is actually just projection, even though it does look pretty real! And, it even generates actual heat, so we can roast things over it!" She ran over to the wooden tub. "Here's our own natural-type swimming pool!" She pointed up at the ceiling. "And last but not least, our ceiling has been turned into a holographic projection of the night sky, made to look as realistic as possible! And this was also something supplied by the company! They were surprisingly willing to give us this stuff...but, yes! This is our camping room!"
"This is gonna be great! I'm already hyped!" Foxy cheered. He closed the door behind them, then took a seat down on one of the logs. Ballora and Puppet sat down on the second log, while Baby and Bon-Bon sat on the third log. "So, what are we going to do during this sleepover?"
"Good question! We can tell stories, roast some marshmallows..."
"Maybe some cookies, too!" Foxy reached into the basket and pulled out a stick, then stuck the cookie onto it, then held it over the fire to roast it.
"Or cookies! I don't know if you should roast cookies, though..."
"Can we roast toast?" Bon-Bon asked, quickly taking out and putting away a piece of toast, so fast that Puppet couldn't see.
"Huh? Wait, but I thought you didn't have toast."
"We don't." Baby denied. "Right, Bon-Bon?"
"Yes, no toast here." Bon-Bon agreed.
"Yep."
"Definitely no toast."
"Also, Bon-Bon, can you scoot over? I need some room to sit."
"O-oh, okay." Bon-Bon blushed slightly as he scooted over, allowing Baby more room to sit down. "But yes, no toast."
"Get to the point! Is there toast or no toast?!" Ballora demanded, bewildered by all of the 'no toast' phrases.
"There's no toast. There is toasted cookies, though."
"Yes, yes, right."
"Hey, guys, I'm actually roasting the cookie!" Foxy said excitedly. As he held the cookie over the fire, it was getting gradually hotter when before it had been cold. He was being careful not to do this for too long, otherwise his cookie would end up burnt. Everyone watched interestedly for a minute, until Foxy finally decided his cookie was roasted good enough. He held it away from the fire, took the cookie off, and bit into it. He smiled; the cookie was now nice and warm, and the chocolate chips were now melty, just the way Foxy liked it.
"Ooh, wow!" Baby gasped in awe of this.
Ballora looked pleasantly surprised. "That actually worked? Huh. For all the time I've been around, I've never thought about roasting cookies. Maybe I should try that too."
"Me too!" Bon-Bon cheered.
"I'm interested as well." Puppet voiced. "Let's see how this works."
"I'll try it. If Foxy likes it, it must be tasty." Baby reasoned, nodding.
Everyone silently got their own cookie from the basket, put it on a stick, then began to hold it over the fire, just as Foxy had. For a few minutes, the room was silent save for the crackling of the fire. Then everyone held their cookies away from the fire, took them off of the stick, and ate them. Surprised and jolly smiles persisted in the room for some time. Then, Foxy finally decided to break the silence and do some other activities with his friends.
"So, we should do something else!" Foxy told everyone. "Maybe stories, like Ballora mentioned earlier?"
"Yes, of course!" Ballora exclaimed, grinning. "We can tell any kind of story, too! Ghost stories, romance stories, anything! It's up to the speaker."
"Great! Hey, wait, why isn't Reggie here with us? You'd think you'd want him to come along."
"Oh, Reggie! I would have brought him along, but he's working on something back in my room, at my request. Also, I'm too lazy to get up and get him now."
"Fair enough. So, for the stories, who wants to go first?"
The blush was back on Bon-Bon's face. "Did you say...romance stories?"
"I mean, if you want." Ballora shrugged. "It's kind of up to you. Who were you thinking of?"
"Well..." Bon-Bon eyes flickered over to Baby for a moment, something everyone except Baby saw, and everyone understood immediately.
"OOOOH." Ballora gasped, nodding.
"My, my." Puppet muttered in an intrigued manner.
"Bon-Bon..." Foxy whispered, surprised at this. So that was why Bon-Bon was so into telling a romance story.
"What? What is it?" Baby asked, confused by how everyone was acting. Quickly, everyone dropped their stares and tried to look busy, something that seemed to confuse Baby even more.
Meanwhile, in reaction to everyone's gazes, Bon-Bon seemed to lose his courage, and he shrunk down where he sat. "I...I...nevermind. Ballora, you t-told us about the stories, you go first..."
"What?! ME?" Ballora shouted. "Well, I, don't really..."
"BALLORA! BALLORA! BALLORA!" Everyone chanted, trying to encourage her to tell a story.
Ballora seemed to be caught up for a moment, then she sighed. "Alright, alright, I'll go first. Let's see." She took out a storybook from nowhere and began to flip through it. "Which one would be the most appropriate? I wonder..."
"No stories about ghosts in the boys' bathroom!" Foxy interrupted pre-emptively.
Ballora looked disappointed. "Aw, that was my first one! Fine, I'll try something else." She flipped through it again, then came to a stop. "Ah, here we go!" She put the storybook away and looked ready to speak, but paused. "Huh. If only I had a flashlight to point up at my face so I can make this spookier..."
"Here ya go!" Baby said at once, tossing a black flashlight over to Ballora.
"That's...incredibly convenient." Foxy muttered. "Baby, why did you have a flashlight on you?"
"Well, before you found me earlier, I was out looking for cookies. I had that flashlight on me just in case."
"Ah, okay."
"Hey, this might be a strange question, but I kind of need to ask this." Puppet voiced. He stared around at the area around them before continuing. "There aren't any...radioactive racoons...in these woods...are there?"
"Last time I checked...no." Ballora replied. She put down her storybook for a second to address the current question.
"Good. Racoons might have rabies, and I haven't gotten a shot for that yet."
"There might be sea bears, though." Bon-Bon mentioned.
"...what?! No, that's from SpongeBob." Ballora huffed. "You guys are making this stuff up."
"No, they're real, maybe." Foxy chuckled. "Not just sea bears, either. There's also sun monkeys."
"Sun monkeys? I might have heard of those before...and they're scary. They're so bright that they burn your eyes out."
"OH NO, I think I just SAW ONE!" Everybody tensed up, but Foxy just laughed. "Nah, I'm joking. Calm down."
"Hey, that's not funny." Baby sighed. "I gave you cookies, Foxy. Please don't scare me."
"I heard that if you see a sea bear, you have to make a circle around you." Bon-Bon continued. "That's the only way to keep safe."
"That's just...weird." Foxy mumbled.
"Why a circle, though?" Ballora asked.
"No idea. I just heard this from someone." Bon-Bon said, shrugging. "And by someone I mean...SpongeBob. But, that show should be true, so...yeah."
"Do you guys think there might be any splinter ants here, too?" Foxy inquired, looking at his log as he half-expected splinter ants to magically appear and start marching towards him. "I don't like splinter ants."
"The ants are named Splinter?!" Baby said excitedly. "That sounds like a similar name to that guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
"Wow, you watch that show too?!" Ballora squealed.
"I LOVE that show!"
"It's the best show ever!"
"I've heard they're coming out with a movie soon!" Bon-Bon added, also excited.
"Huh, I don't buy it." Foxy added. "I don't see how they could convert turtles into a live action movie. It makes no sense. They had enough trouble doing that mini-series, anyway."
"Yeah, but...turtles." Baby whined.
"Ugh, I guess that's true."
"You guys are talking about TMNT?! I love that show so much!" Puppet cheered. "I've even memorized the theme song!"
"Oh yeah, I forget what that was." Ballora replied. "Puppet, what was it?"
Puppet sang the song, and Baby and Ballora both nodded, remembering the theme very well.
"Have I told you guys that I've only seen two episodes of it?" Foxy brought up, sighing. Everyone stared at him. "I know, I'm sorry! I've just been busy...with other stuff."
"That's not a good excuse." Baby growled. "In that case, no cookies for you." She swiped the bag of cookies that Foxy had been holding out of his hand.
Foxy groaned in sadness but was unable to do anything about it. It was his fault for missing the series when everyone else hadn't, after all. Or at least, he guessed so. "So, are we gonna tell the ghost stories?" He asked.
Ballora perked up. "Oh, right! Ghost stories. I completely forgot I was supposed to tell one. Uh, let me think about what I was going to tell for a moment..."
Meanwhile, Bon-Bon tossed the piece of toast over to Foxy. Foxy examined the toast closer...and was perplexed to see that the piece of toast had the words: 'Puppet's Bread' on it.
"'Puppet's Bread'?" Foxy stuttered. "Puppet, why do you sign your bread?"
"Oh, that?" Puppet responded. "Well, I have one of those fancy toasters that lets me create custom messages."
"Yeah, and it says 'Puppet's Bread' on it."
"It's technically my bread, though- wait. Wait, wait, wait." Puppet stood up, his eyes wide as he saw the piece of toast in Foxy's hand. "Is that...is that the toast from earlier? The one I thought was missing?"
"I think it, uh, is! How'd it get in this room, I wonder? It must have, uh, fallen from the ceiling! Yes, that."
"How dare you steal from me."
"I didn't steal it! I just...had it..."
"Well, it doesn't matter anyway. Give it back."
"Fine, here you go." Foxy made to hand the toast back to Puppet, but as he did, it slipped out of his hand and fell into the campfire. And, despite it being artificial, Foxy and Puppet were both flabbergasted to see the toast burn into ashes before their very eyes.
"NO! You burned my toast!"
"It was an accident! Besides, it was one piece! You can get more!"
"It doesn't matter now, it's gone! You threw it in the fire, and now I don't have any!"
"Then get more from the kitchen!"
"Later! Why'd you steal it, anyway?"
"I didn't! Bon-Bon stole it!"
"What are you talking about? I never had toast." Bon-Bon said, though, at the same time he said it, he just so happened to have a piece of toast in his hand.
"Hey, I see you with that toast!" Puppet exclaimed, running over to Bon-Bon. "Give it back."
"This isn't toast."
"Then what is it?"
"...toast."
"EXACTLY! Hand it over!"
"Foxy has it!" Bon-Bon yelled, and he tossed the toast into Foxy's hands.
"No, you had it!" Foxy yelled back, and he tossed the toast back over to Bon-Bon.
"No, you!" Back to Foxy.
"You!" Back to Bon-Bon.
A few minutes of catch with the toast later...
As the toast was, for the hundredth time, thrown back to Bon-Bon, Baby caught it in mid-air.
"Alright, alright, that's enough." She ordered, shaking her head. "Puppet, do you want your toast back?"
"No, not anymore!" Puppet grumbled. "Everybody touched it, and now it has everybody's germs on it."
"But it's yours."
"But...augh, fine, give it here. I guess I can...figure out how to clean it. If that's even possible."
Baby tossed the toast back to Puppet, who put it away.
"This has been a fun sleepover, but..." Foxy began, sighing. "...are we ever going to get back to telling stories? I feel like we've been wasting a lot of time getting distracted by splinter ants and toast."
"Oh, the ghost stories! I completely forget." Ballora exclaimed. "I was getting so distracted that I forget to tell my story. Everyone, prepare yourselves." She flicked the flashlight on and pointed it up at her face, then began to tell her story. "Once upon a time...there was a spooky boys' bathroom!"
"NO!" Foxy shouted pre-emptively. "We are NOT telling that story again!"
"Fine, fine! I'll tell a different story." She cleared her 'throat' and began a second time. "Once upon a time...there was something, lurking around inside a dark vent...in a pizzeria! It was a monster of unknown origin, something nobody had ever seen. But before it was seen...it was heard. Anyone could hear it: the sounds of it lurking inside the vents, never heard before until then. And anyone who ever heard it never lived to tell the tale, for they died in a flash when it reached their ears. But how they died, nobody knows. And since then, the cycle had repeated...FOREVER."
"AAAAAAAAA!" Baby shouted all of the sudden, catching Foxy off-guard.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!" Foxy screamed, before he knew what he was saying. Then he stopped, and shook his head. "Um, no, I wasn't scared."
Ballora and Baby laughed loudly at this.
"You WERE so scared, HA!" Ballora chuckled. "Good one, Baby!"
"No, I wasn't scared! I swear!" Foxy denied, but he knew saying that carried about as much weight as him saying the sky was green. They had clearly seen him get scared by the story.
"Foxy's a SCAREDY-FOX! Foxy's a SCAREDY-FOX!" Ballora and Baby chanted.
"No! I really was not! Stop chanting!"
Meanwhile, Puppet was rummaging through the basket. Ballora eyed him in confusion.
"Puppet, what are you doing?" Ballora asked.
"Seeing what's in here." Puppet replied, and he stopped looking through it.
"You didn't hear my story, did you?"
"No, uh, I totally did. It was something about boys this, boys that, wasn't it?"
"That's...not even close to what I said..." Ballora began to tear up. "...but, that's fine...I'll just...accept that..."
"Aww, Puppet, you hurt her feelings!" Baby exclaimed unapprovingly.
"NO!" Ballora snapped out of her sadness. "My feelings are completely intact. No one can hurt my feelings. Anyway, it's time to continue storytelling. Your turn, Puppet." She tossed the flashlight to Puppet.
"Alright, my time to shine. And I've got a good one." Puppet voiced confidently. "You guys ready?" Everyone nodded. "Here we go." He pointed the flashlight up at his face like Ballora had and began to speak. "There was once a nice, handsome man who lived alone in the woods. At least, he was only such a way by himself. He hated company, and was quick to rudely shoo away any visitors. As such, nobody visited him. But one day, two boys decided to find out more about this man. They entered his house uninvited, hoping to find something secret. Of course, the man caught them instantly, and he threw them out in a rage. But, every day after that, the boys, stubborn as they were, refused to give up. They kept coming back, over and over, every single day, and each time it was without the man's permission. Each time, they failed to discover anything before they were inevitably caught. But one day, the man had enough, and decided to stop them once and for all. All that happened next...was the screams of the two boys. After that day, they were never heard from again, which spooked the local residents. After that day, nobody ever saw the man another time. And after that day, nobody ever came to the man's house...again."
"BOO!" Everybody but Foxy yelled. Puppet looked taken aback, and then discouraged.
"Hey, everyone stop right now!" Foxy ordered, and everyone fell silent. "It's fine if you don't like his story, but you can't be vocal about it. I liked the story, personally, and it's a shame none of you feel the same way. But don't heckle him over a story, okay? Okay."
"Thanks, Foxy." Puppet said to Foxy, smiling. "Here, you go next." He handed the flashlight to the pink-white fox.
"Thank you very much, Puppet." Foxy thanked, then he turned to the others. He already had a scary story ready and waiting to be told, and he was confident that this one would get everyone to embrace fear. He pointed the flashlight up at his face and began speaking. "It was a dark and scary night, inside the pizzeria. The animatronics, residents of the place, were sitting around a campfire, just like us. They told scary stories one by one, and everyone screamed at each one. Then they all laughed in the moment, because in the end, they were having a good time. But, unbeknownst to them, they were not alone. One more being had been forgotten. And this was a man, and he hated the animatronics for what they were. He wanted to get rid of them. So, as they told stories, he stood outside the doors with a knife, waiting for them to finish up and leave. Then, they finished up, and they all left the room one at a time. And he struck, viciously, and without warning. One by one, they were taken out, and reduced to mere scrap metal. Then he took their parts into a room, and with them, he constructed a new animatronic, a combination of all of the animatronics, gathered together into a single body. Then it came alive, with unspeakable power. It had a name, but nobody knew it. All anyone knew was that it was evil. It destroyed the pizzeria and escaped into the outside world, where it ravaged the land, leaving a chain of death and destruction in its wake. Life was wiped out...forever- AAAAAAAAH!"
"WAAAAUUGH!" This time, it was Baby and Ballora's turns to scream, as they jumped out of their seats and launched into the bushes. Bon-Bon jumped off of his log and landed into the nearby tub, splashing into the war.
"Ha, got you!" Foxy laughed.
"Don't do that!" Ballora chastised as he climbed out of the bush she had landed in.
"Oh, well you guys did it! And now I've set the record! Instead of scaring one person, I scared three! And...wait, Bon-Bon? Why are you in the tub?" Foxy went over to the tub, looking down as Bon-Bon swam around underneath the surface of the water, then began to come back up, and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bon-Bon roared as he launched out of the tub.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Foxy screamed, and he scrambled to the door, wrenching it open, getting to the other side of the door, and closing it back up. He caught his breath for a second, then came back inside and closed the door. "Ugh, sorry about that. Bon-Bon really got me there." Everyone sat back down on their logs. "Wait, so since Bon-Bon scared me, does that count as his story?"
"Bon-Bon's a story all on his own..." Ballora muttered, looking at Bon-Bon in distaste.
"True."
"Aw, that was gonna be my story." Baby complained.
"S-sorry for stealing it." Bon-Bon apologized, once again blushing for a millisecond.
"Baby, your turn!" Foxy spoke up, and he tossed the flashlight to Baby. She grinned, and then stood up as she pointed the flashlight up at her face and began telling her story.
"It was a dark and scary night inside the pizzeria, and the animatronics were sitting around a campfire. They told stories, one by one."
This sounds familiar... Foxy thought, starting to be skeptical of Baby's story.
"But then, there was a sound in the vent! The animatronics, put off by the sudden noise, went to investigate. The prettiest animatronic went first...but she never came out. Then the dumbest animatronic went next...but he didn't come out either. The last two left went together to investigate the vents. And they found the two bodies of their friends...PLASTERED AGAINST THE WALL!" Everyone screamed at once, with Puppet being the one flying into the bush this time. "Then their innards were scooped out, some security guards died, and we all lived happily ever after! The end."
"Puppet, are you okay?" Foxy asked as he pulled a nervous Puppet out of the bush. "You seem a little scared."
"That was a solid spook. Good story, Baby..." Puppet commended Baby.
Baby just giggled. "Aw, it wasn't that scary. But I'm glad you liked it."
"So, how are we going to get to sleep now? That was actually a little scary, wow." Foxy asked everybody. "Not to mention that we're in creepy dark room telling stories where people have bad things happen to them. There could even be a vent connecting to this room. I dunno. Maybe there's nothing to worry about."
"I'm kinda tired myself." Baby said, and she yawned. "I'm gonna deactivate. 'Night, guys." She went offline, slumping down where she sat.
"Yeah, me too." Bon-Bon agreed, and he fell onto his back and deactivated as well.
"Well, good night." Ballora sighed, and she deactivated as well.
"I don't want to sleep!" Puppet protested, but when he got no reply, he just sighed. Then he sat down on the grass next to his log and went to sleep.
"Looks like everyone's already out. My turn." Foxy muttered. "Night."
He closed his eyes and turned himself off, ready to re-charge his systems for tomorrow...
Chapter 47: Bon-Bon and the Helping Hand
Summary:
Bon-Bon wants to talk to Baby, but he isn't sure how to do it. Foxy decides to help him gather his courage.
Chapter Text
"Ahh! Good morning, every...one?"
Foxy had awoke in the camping room after a long rest, but when he looked around him, he saw that the entire room was deserted. The room looked exactly the same, but the door stood ajar, and the other animatronics weren't in the room. The artificial fire and the holographic ceiling has even been left on.
"Guys? Where did you go?" Foxy called, expecting this to be a joke. "Ha, ha, very funny, guys! Come on, tell me where you're hiding! Is there a secret room I don't know about?" Foxy waited, but there was silence. "Guys? Hello?" Nobody replied to him. Finally, Foxy came to the realization that none of this was a joke; the others had clearly woke up and left without him.
Did they seriously just leave me in here?! He exclaimed in his thoughts. Wow, some friends they are. And they even left the artificial fire and holographic ceiling turned on! Don't they know ANY forest etiquette? Don't they know that leaving the fire on is a waste of electricity? That it might even cause an ACTUAL fire! Come on, one of our friends is a BEAR, for crying out loud! Actually, maybe that's why. Nobody ever listens to Freddy.
Foxy leaned down and inspected the artificial fire. Finally, he found a switch on one of the logs and flicked it. The artificial fire turned off, leaving only some burnt logs. Foxy then walked over to a switch on the wall and flicked it as well, and it turned off the holographic night sky, instead leaving a normal black-colored ceiling. Then he left the room, closing the door behind him, and entered the smaller hall.
Okay, where do I go first? Foxy wondered. The others are probably in their rooms right now, so...maybe I should check my room first. Bon-Bon's probably in there, playing with Gregory. They better not be playing around with Gregory's eggs this time around. The last time they did that, it took FOREVER to clean up.
Foxy went down the smaller hall towards the main room, ready to see what Bon-Bon was up to.
Foxy entered his back room. Sure enough, Bon-Bon was sitting on Foxy's desk chair, talking to Gregory, who was obediently listening to the hand-puppet.
"Hey, guys!" Foxy greeted as he came in.
"So, Gregory, I don't exactly know what to- oh." Bon-Bon said, looking over at Foxy. "Hi there, Foxy."
"Hi! What were you two, uh, doing?"
"Talking."
"Oh, uh, of course. Sorry if I interrupted you. You can, uh, continue talking to Gregory about, uh, whatever it is you were talking about."
"Okay. Hold on a second." Bon-Bon looked back at Gregory. "So yeah, Gregory, it's like...I don't know. I want to talk to her, but at the same time, I...just don't know if I can do it. Help me out, friend."
"Wait, who are you trying to talk to?" Foxy asked, intrigued by this.
Bon-Bon blushed and hopped off of Foxy's chair. "N-no one! I'm not trying to talk to anybody!"
Foxy kneeled down so he could look at the bunny hand-puppet better. "Come on, Bon-Bon. I'm your friend, remember? Not only that, but I'm the most AWESOME animatronic here! You can talk to me about anything."
Bon-Bon seemed reluctant, but after a second he spoke back up again. "Well, uh...there's this person, and, uh...I'm so nervous. See, I'm trying to talk to this one person, and...I don't know how to start it off."
"Well, you're talking to me right now, so you're doing a good job already. But you don't mean me, do you?"
"N-no, I don't."
"Oh, well, then this is slightly awkward. Okay, then continue."
"See, there's this person, and I don't k-know how to talk to her formally."
"A her?! Oh, so you mean Ballora! I knew it!"
"No, it's not...Ballora-...um, nevermind. Sure, it's Ballora. Whatever."
"Ha, I'm smart! Sorry for interrupting, though. Continue."
"Yeah, I just don't know how to talk to her. Do you have a-any advice?"
"So you're unsure of how to chat with Ballora. Don't worry, I got your back. First off, and this may sound a little weird, but I need you to stay with me on this one: you have the cute factor. Cuteness in front of a girl will help you immensely."
"Aww, I agree! He's cute!"
"That sounds really, really weird. Can you never say that again, voice?"
"You're so adorable, Bon-Bon! I just wanna pinch your cheeks!"
"Why are you acting this way?!"
"Hey, I'm trying to help. This helps, doesn't it?"
"Yeah, maybe, I don't know. So, apparently, Bon-Bon, my voice says you're adorable, which is the truth. But, let me tell you that cuteness isn't everything in this. Basically, just be yourself. Talk nice and gently, maybe bring some candy or flowers- wait, no, that's for a date. You're only trying to talk to them, right?"
"Y-yeah."
"Okay, so if you're just doing that, forget the flowers or candy. That's how you get someone to go on a date with you. Maybe if you want to make friends with that person, bring them something they like. Maybe a game, maybe a movie, it depends. Say they like chicken, for example. If that's the case, maybe you can bring Gregory as a friend. You know what I'm trying to say."
"Video games...actually, that sounds like it'd work. Do you have any extra video games?"
"Well, no. I don't have any consoles to play on to begin with, there's only really two people...that...say, do you like Puppet? Is that why you hate him so much?"
"No, it's not Puppet!"
"Fine, fine, nevermind that. I think we should go ask the others if they have any advice for you as well. Let's go ask Garbage first. Come on."
Foxy led Bon-Bon out of the room.
Foxy and Bon-Bon entered the kitchen, the went over to the garbage chute door. Foxy opened it and peered down into the hole below.
"Garbage!" Foxy called, grinning. "Wakey, wakey!"
"Uh...huh?" Garbage stuttered from below, sounding like he had just woken up. "Who's this talking to me?"
"It's me, Foxy!"
"Oh, hi Foxy. What do you want?"
"Surprise! We're letting you out!"
"REALLY?!"
"Nope, I was joking! Ha, ha, ha!"
"...that's a pretty cruel joke, Foxy."
"Well, it's water under the bridge. I'm actually here because Bon-Bon has a question. Give a good answer, and we may consider letting you out."
"Uh, I don't know how that works, but, sure. Shoot."
"Okay, so, uh..." Bon-Bon began anxiously. "I have this friend, who wants to try and talk to this one girl, and he doesn't know how to. So, I was wondering: how can he start a conversation? Do you have any advice for that?"
Friend? Foxy thought, confused. But I thought Bon-Bon was the one who...
"Ah, the common case of the sniffles." Garbage said, sounding as if he was a professional in the matter. He paused for a moment, seemingly contemplating the matter before answering. "Mmm-hmm...alright, so, there's one simple trick to, y'know, fix your little predicament. All you need is a few shots."
"Of what?" Foxy asked. "Ice cream? Soda?"
"No. Shots of pure...love potion."
"Um...we don't have that."
"I do. So if you just let me out, I can go inject your little buddy there, and then he'll be fixed. Ta-da! So, are you gonna help me out?"
"The way I see it, love potion is a cheap way to go about this. I gotta do this in a legit way." Bon-Bon answered. "Besides, he's definitely lying."
"Yeah, I think so, too." Foxy agreed.
"Okay, I get it, people are scared of needles. That's understandable. But if your friend really wants to talk to this person, then, y'know, this is the only way." Garbage said.
"No, I'm not doing it. I know you're lying." Bon-Bon refused. "Thanks for the help, though, I guess."
"No, wait, come back! I'll even do it for free-"
"Bye." Foxy said, closing the chute to block out Garbage's voice. "Come on, Bon-Bon, let's leave before he gets any more cockamamie ideas."
Note to self: never ask Garbage for relationship advice. Foxy noted in his head as he and Bon-Bon left the kitchen.
"Alright, that's one person down." Foxy said, trying to keep track of who they should talk to. "Say, maybe we should ask Baby next. She can probably help us in this matter-"
"NO!" Bon-Bon yelled suddenly, then took a deep breath. "I mean, no. I don't want to ask Baby about this one. She's kinda, well..."
"Too cool for you?"
"Yeah. Say, how'd you know?"
"Lucky guess. Anyway, I understand if you don't wanna ask her, because we can always ask somebody else. Hmm...how about Ballora and Reggie? They might have some advice."
"Yes, okay."
"Right then, let's go."
Foxy and Bon-Bon left the main room, heading down the hallways to Ballora's room.
As they passed through the smaller hallway, Foxy noticed the camping room that he had woken up in earlier and decided to stop and ask Bon-Bon why everyone had left without him.
"By the way, you guys just left me in the camping room by myself." Foxy mentioned, frowning. "That was really rude. Why'd you guys do that?"
Bon-Bon shifted uncomfortably. "Uh, well...we had...other things to do."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Okay, fine, I'll accept that. Just please be more considerate of me next time."
The pink-white fox and the bunny hand-puppet came into Ballora's room to find Ballora dancing with Reggie onstage.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Foxy exclaimed. "What'd I just walk in on?"
Ballora turned and gave Foxy a miffed look. "What? I'm just practicing couples' dancing with Reggie. Geez, it's not something to get worked up about. Right, Reggie?"
"Yes, darling, yes." Reggie replied quietly, nodding slightly.
"So, what do you guys want?"
"Well, w-we came to ask Reggie something." Bon-Bon spoke up timidly.
"Oh." Ballora looked a little disappointed. "You guys want to talk to Reggie? And not me?"
"Yes, it's...boys' talk."
"Boys' talk? Oh, I see how this is. You're JUDGING me. Fine, that's fine."
"Bon-Bon, why not ask her too?" Foxy asked. "She could have good advice for this as well. She's a girl herself, isn't she?"
"No, no, no need. I get it. I'll just go backstage and totally not watch." She went over to the backstage door, opened it, went inside the room, and then closed it. Then she watched from the door windows.
"So, what do you guys need me to do?" Reggie inquired.
"Well, I'm in this predicament." Bon-Bon began.
As this went on, Foxy went over to the backstage door and stared at Ballora, who was still watching the conversation anyway. He shook his head at her, trying to silently say: 'Stop watching.' Ballora scowled at Foxy but retreated away from the door. Meanwhile, Bon-Bon kept talking.
"I'm trying to find out how I can talk to this girl." The bunny hand-puppet went on. "Like, start a conversation. Do you have any advice?"
Reggie nodded understandingly, smiling passively. "Ah, I understand. Let me tell you my advice. See, when I first met Ballora, I spoke from the heart. I told her everything I felt for her. Not too much, though."
"But, did you have a choice when you did that?" Foxy asked skeptically.
Reggie's smile disappeared. "No, I didn't, actually. She sort of forced me to say all those heartfelt things to her. It was quite strange."
"So...uh...does that mean Bon-Bon has to force this other girl to talk with him?"
"No, no, no, definitely not! Just, let me tell you this, Bon-Bon. I don't quite remember much from the time I dated. I was so busy doing work for the queen, you know, doing my job and all that. But, what I can advise you to do personally is to, you know...just go up to her and be yourself. If this girl accepts you for who you are, then she truly is right for you."
"See, Bon-Bon? Both me and Reggie have said 'just be yourself' so far." Foxy said, smiling at Bon-Bon. "Just do that, and everything will go fine!"
"Also, be yourself, but have self-control, okay? You don't want to scare her. Have some secrets, a 'mysterious' side to yourself, perhaps, and that can help you."
Bon-Bon opened his mouth to respond.
"That doesn't mean put your mask on, by the way, Bon-Bon." Foxy said, knowing what Bon-Bon was about to say.
Bon-Bon stared at Foxy, frowning. "But my mask DOES make me mysterious. "
"Yeah, but, not gonna lie, it is a little creepy."
"I agree with Foxy." Reggie added. "You probably shouldn't put your mask on when you talk to her. She wants to see you, not a persona that you use for wrestling. Just you, and only you. Know what I mean?"
"But my mask IS me." Bon-Bon reasoned.
"No, that's a persona. That is not you. That is the savage, crazy, ready-to-fight you."
"The mask is part of me, and that's the truth."
"Oh, whatever. Like I said, be yourself."
"Be myself, you say?"
"Yes, that. And maybe bring her a cup of tea and a few biscuits, too."
"Alright, thanks, Reggie." Foxy thanked. Then he looked over at the backstage door. "Ballora, your turn! I've decided I need you to give advice as well."
"Oh, NOW you guys want my help?" Ballora complained as she exited the backstage door and went back over to Foxy and co.
"Yes, give him advice."
"Wait, you were listening to our conversation, Ballora?" Bon-Bon stuttered.
Ballora looked taken aback, then quickly shook her head. "NO, definitely not! I didn't hear a thing, especially not about asking people how to talk to girls. Nope!"
"Oh, well, just to be clear...this isn't for me, this is for a friend."
Foxy and Reggie, having heard differently, opened their mouths to counter this claim, but Bon-Bon quickly glared at them, and they kept their mouths shut. Foxy understood this: this was Ballora they were talking to. She could get a little...intrusive...when it came to stuff like this.
Meanwhile, Ballora gasped. "Ooh, a friend!" She grinned. "Who exactly IS this friend, might I ask?"
"He lives h-here, I guess."
"But who is he?"
"I can't...really remember who it was."
"It'll come to you. There are only so many guys here, you know?"
"It could be Freddy." Foxy added, trying to add credibility to Bon-Bon's claim that he was asking advice for a friend, instead of himself like Foxy already knew.
For some reason, Ballora looked slightly uncomfortable. "Oh, no, it couldn't be Freddy. He's, uh...taken by somebody...sort of..."
"What was that?!"
"Nothing!
"Did you hear that Bon-Bon? She said he's seeing somebody! Ooh, is it him and Baby?!"
"No!"
"I think it's him and Baby."
"It's ninety-nine point nine-nine-nine-nine-nine percent NOT them!"
"Sounds like Baby to me."
Bon-Bon shook his head, a strange expression on his face. "It could be Puppet."
"Oh yeah, it could."
"Puppet's interested in someone?!" Ballora chirped interestedly. "Who he's interested in?!"
"Yeah, Bon-Bon, tell us!"
Bon-Bon looked even more nervous now. "I...I have n-no idea."
"You know what? Let's go ask him ourselves!" Foxy declared. The idea of Puppet having romantic attachment to anybody was crazy enough that Foxy felt interested and curious. Besides, what else was he going to do today?
"Yeah, let's go!" Ballora agreed. "Reggie, stay here and watch my room. Make sure nothing gets moved, especially not my tea set." Then she followed Foxy and Bon-Bon as they went out the door.
Foxy ran down the big hallway as quickly as he could. He had gained a head start, and the others were too far behind to easily catch up.
"Foxy, slow down!" Ballora yelled tiredly. "You're running too fast!"
"No, you guys are just running too SLOW!" Foxy teased, grinning.
"That's a lie! I could easily catch up if I wanted!"
"Then why haven't you?"
"Um...because I have to run alongside Bon-Bon and make sure he doesn't get lost! Yeah!"
"He's not gonna get lost, Ballora. We're all going to the same place."
"Yeah, we're just roughly the same speed, Ballora." Bon-Bon added.
"No, I'm super-speedy!" Ballora claimed. "I just like to take my time."
"Right, right, whatever floats your boat." Foxy said. "Just come on, we've gotta go see Puppet!"
"Alright, alright, we're coming!"
Foxy and co. reached the end of the ladder, coming into the tv room. Then, as they trekked into the center room, looking around for Puppet, they heard the marionette in question singing from his bathroom.
"Ah, ravioli...ah, spaghetti..." He sang. "Ah, spaghettioli…"
"He must be in the bathroom." Foxy deduced. "Let's go see what he's up to."
They peeked their heads through the bathroom doorway...to find Puppet showering, clutching a bottle of spaghetti sauce as he did so.
"AAH! Oh, dear, I'm not watching this!" Ballora squealed, quickly running away from the doorway.
"Ditto." Foxy muttered, doing the same.
"Eep." Bon-Bon mumbled, repeating this action.
"Woah!" Puppet exclaimed from inside the bathroom. The shower came to an immediate stop, and Puppet ran out and towards the others, quickly drying himself off with a towel. "What are you guys doing here?!"
"We were coming to see you! Geez, can't you put a door in that bathroom doorway?"
"Well, I thought I could finally trust you guys to knock instead of barging in like you usually do. Oh, well, I guess I overestimated you guys in that department."
"So, on to other matters: why'd you have spaghetti sauce in there with you?"
"I was singing my favorite song."
"Uh...okay?"
"Oh, um, let's forget about the singing and spaghetti sauce now, okay?"
"Alright, then."
"Anyways, what are you guys doing here?"
"We came to ask you a question." Bon-Bon answered.
"Well, actually, it's more like that just Bon-Bon came to ask you a question." Ballora commented.
"Apparently you like someone?" Foxy mentioned.
"Oh, yes, I like a lot of things!" Puppet said. "I like cheeseburgers, I like video games, I like futon sofas, and much more."
"Okay, we got our answer, Bon-Bon."
"No, no, wrong. That was your guys' question, not mine." Bon-Bon corrected. "I have a completely different question to ask."
"Alright, alright, then ask him your question! Geez."
Bon-Bon looked up at Puppet. "See, I'm getting advice for a friend, and he wanted to know...how do you talk to girls?"
"Hmm, okay." Puppet replied. "I guess I can help you with this. Though...how come your friend doesn't just come and ask me directly?"
"Um...he's t-too shy."
Foxy nodded, trying to give Bon-Bon credibility again. He had noticed how Bon-Bon was once again saying 'it's a friend' instead of himself when it came to the question, and Foxy understood. He knew Bon-Bon and Puppet weren't on the best terms (understatement, they were practically at odds all the time), so obviously, the hand-puppet wasn't about to directly ask Puppet for advice.
"Understandable." Puppet said, nodding. "Well, I know the simple answer to your question. You just gotta be confident, even if you're scared."
"Wow...that's actually some pretty good advice." Foxy complemented.
"Just be...confident?" Bon-Bon repeated.
Puppet nodded again. "Yes, you've got to be confident. Essentially, just don't be yourself, because that sucks. If you walk up to the girl you like and act in a way that she doesn't like, she's gonna lose interest in you. You've gotta act confident and pretend like you know what you're doing, even though your friend clearly doesn't know what they're doing."
"So my friend has to confident?"
"Yep."
"How do you do that?"
"Easy. You just gotta walk up to her and say: 'Hey, what up? I'm adorable! Notice me!' and there you go."
"That's EXACTLY what I've got to do?"
"Mmm-hmm. Wait, YOU do?"
"Oh, sorry. I, uh, totally mean my friend."
"Okay, okay, that's it! I need to tell you guys the truth." Foxy cut in. "Bon-Bon originally asked me how he himself could talk to a girl, but he changed it to 'a friend' when he asked you guys." Puppet and Ballora looked surprised. "Yes, I know, it's quite the thing. But...wait, hang on!"
"What?" Puppet stuttered confusedly.
Foxy remembered something from yesterday, the camping sleepover day. Bon-Bon had been debating telling a romance story, and when he had been asked who, his eyes had flicked over to...
"Baby! He's asking how to talk to Baby!" Foxy exclaimed. "Isn't that right, Bon-Bon."
Bon-Bon blushed again, and he looked at the floor for a moment. "I...well...yes."
"I knew it! Don't worry, Bon-Bon, I can help you talk to her. Let's go ask her your question and see what she says. Come on, guys!"
Foxy ran out of the room towards the tv room, with the others behind him, so they could go back up the ladder.
As soon as Foxy emerged from the box, he ran over to the auditorium stage. This wasn't a random action, of course: next to the stage was a vent cover that showed inside Baby's room (the vents), more specifically the setup Baby was at when she played video games. Foxy knew that it would be easier to reach out to her here.
"Baby! Come out!" Foxy called, running up to the vent cover. The others emerged from the box as well, and they watched Foxy attempt to talk to Baby. "Baby! Hey! Answer us!"
He could see baby sitting at her deluxe gamer chair, furiously tapping the buttons of a controller as she stared at her out-of-sight tv. Clearly, she was in the middle of playing a game. Despite Foxy's yelling, Baby had not even glanced over at the pink-white fox. She was either intentionally ignoring them, or the headphones blocked her from hearing them.
"She has her headset on." Ballora pointed out. "I don't think she can hear us that way."
"I'll go get her." Foxy said, and he opened the nearby trapdoor so he could head down the passage to the vents where Baby lived.
And, of course, he did so.
"Baby!" Foxy called again as he opened her door and entered the vent tunnel. He ran along it towards Baby, who had taken off her headset and was fiddling with the wires and buttons at the back of her tv. The tv's screen was currently stuck on an error.
"WHAT?!" Baby barked, turning around to glare. But when she saw that it was just Foxy, she dropped the glare at once and smiled instead. "Oh, hi!"
"That was scary, geez. Anyway, come with me! Me and the others need to ask you a question, and it's too crowded in here to do it."
"But I'm in the middle of fixing my tv!"
"Here, I can fix it. Let me."
Foxy reached over to the wires at the back of the tv, but he accidentally did it too quickly. As his hand reached out, it accidentally grazed a loose wire, which got dislodged from the tv. The tv promptly snapped off.
"Oop!" Foxy said, surprised. He hadn't meant to do that. "Baby, I just did something! Don't worry, it's-"
But his words were meaningless this time. Baby, eyeing the unplugged cord and the now turned-off tv, gasped in such a large and loud way that Foxy would have never expected to hear it before now. "YOU JUST BROKE MY TV!"
"No, no, I didn't!" Foxy hurriedly plugged the cord back in and turned on the tv. It came on as it was supposed to. "See? I fixed it!"
But Baby still looked heartbroken. "You...just deleted...all of my progress!" She cried in a sad voice. "Now I'll have to play through all again!"
"I...no...I didn't mean to...I'm sorry!"
Baby was hyperventilating, and she looked as if she was about to pass out. But she stopped hyperventilating and instead took deep, calming breaths. "It's fine. It's totally fine. I'll just walk it off. No...big...deal..."
"Look, we can find a way to fix it! Doesn't the game have a background save in case something like this happens?"
Baby glared at Foxy, then sighed. "Forget it." She ran down the vent corridor and went out the door, jumping onto the landing below. Foxy hurriedly followed her. They were back in the room below the ladder leading up to the vents. Ballora, Puppet, and Bon-Bon were already there, having waited for Foxy to bring Baby out.
"So, what do you guys want?" Baby sighed, looking annoyed.
"Bon-Bon has been very secretive this whole entire day, and...well, basically, he wants to ask you something." Foxy explained. "Bon-Bon, go ahead and ask her your question."
Bon-Bon inched up to Baby, looking more nervous than Foxy had ever seen him be before. "I...I...I'm c-cute. And, uh...n-notice me?"
Baby's face lit up as she heard this, and she smiled widely. "Awww...that's adorable! Have you guys been training him so he can be more confident?"
"Uh, kind-of sort-of?" Foxy stuttered, unsure of how to respond.
"Oh, how nice of you. So, Bon-Bon, what did you want to ask me."
"Um...I...uh..." Bon-Bon sputtered, his courage waning. Then he inched away from Baby. "N-N-Nothing..."
"Awww, so CUTE!" Baby squealed. "Okay, Foxy, I'm not angry anymore. That really cheered me up!" She giggled, and Bon-Bon backed up against the wall even further, his blush persisting through and through.
"Yeah, uh, sure!" Foxy cheered. "I'm a great trainer! Hooray!"
"But he's also a detective." Ballora added.
"Yep!"
"Wait, if you're a detective...then we need those skills! Figure out what Bon-Bon's trying to ask!"
"Okay!" Foxy began talking to Bon-Bon as if the bunny hand-puppet was a dog. "What are you trying to say, boy? What are you trying to say?"
Bon-Bon looked even more uncomfortable. "Um...uh...I...I...I don't know..."
"Oooooh, I think I got it! Ballora, Puppet, can I talk to you two for a second?"
"Oh, okay!" Ballora exclaimed happily.
"Sure, I guess." Puppet added.
Foxy led them over to the other side of the room, far away from Baby and Bon-Bon. As they did so, Baby continued to stare adoringly at Bon-Bon. Then Bon-Bon started throwing cookies, like Baby had yesterday. Soon, the two of them were in an all-out war of throwing cookies at each other.
Meanwhile, Foxy told Ballora and Puppet his conclusion. "Guys, Bon-Bon likes Baby!"
Both the ballerina and the marionette gasped.
"Gasp!" Ballora said out loud.
"What makes you think that, Foxy?" Puppet asked.
"Well, he's being super nervous around her, and he's been blushing a lot, too." Foxy pointed out. "And he and Baby are throwing cookies at each other! Remember the chocolate thing? You know, how you're supposed to give chocolate to the boy/girl that you like?" The others nodded. Foxy then watched Bon-Bon and Baby continue their cookie fight for a second, until he noticed that Baby was throwing cookies back. "Wait, Baby's throwing them back? This isn't good."
"It isn't? Why would that be?" Ballora asked confusedly.
"Because Bon-Bon might get the wrong idea!"
"No, I think it's fine." Puppet cut in. "She's just throwing back the cookies Bon-Bon threw at her."
"Oh, yeah." Foxy responded, then he walked over to the action. At this point, cookies were lying everywhere. "Geez, so many cookies!"
"I know, isn't this fun?!" Baby squealed. "Food fight!" She threw cookies in every direction, not seeming to care where she threw them this time.
As she did this, Foxy sidestepped over to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, just be clear with your words. You're already one step ahead."
"This is the final stretch! You can do it, Bon-Bon!" Puppet cheered.
Bon-Bon looked surprised, but he nodded meekly. "A-alright." He slowly approached Baby, who had stopped her cookie craze and had turned to face Bon-Bon. "I w-was wondering if...m-maybe you'd like to...talk sometime?"
Baby's face lit up even more. "Aww, of course! I'll talk to you anytime."
Bon-Bon's jaw opened like a trapdoor, and he seemed unable to say anything.
"Wow, he's speechless." Ballora noted in wonder.
"Oh, yeah." Baby said. "Well, Bon-Bon, if that was all, if you just wanted to talk to me, then you can come anytime! Knock on my door, call me, whatever you like! Can't stick around, though. I've got to go back to fixing my game." She glared at Foxy as she said this.
"Hey, I'm sorry!" Foxy apologized. "Just check the backup file, okay?"
Baby sighed. "Yeah, I'll go check the backup file. Well, it was nice talking to you guys. Bye."
Everyone waved at the clown girl as she went up the nearby ladder and went into the vent tunnel, closing the door behind her.
"Come on, Bon-Bon, let's go now." Foxy said, and he led the way as the animatronics trekked back down the hall, heading back to the auditorium.
Foxy and co. had arrived in Foxy's room when Ballora started to chant.
"Bon-Bon likes Baby!" Ballora chanted.
"Bon-Bon likes Baby! Bon-Bon likes Baby!" Foxy and Puppet joined in.
Bon-Bon groaned loudly. "Why do you guys have to pick on me?"
"'Cause you're just so CUTE!" Foxy teased, laughing. Bon-Bon sighed even louder.
"And good at housing explosives."
"Wait, what?"
"There better not be any TNT in this pizzeria." Ballora muttered suspiciously.
"I thought you took away all my explosives, Foxy." Bon-Bon mentioned confusedly.
"Yep, I did. They're gone for good." Foxy said, sure of himself on that.
"For now."
"I don't like the sound of that..." Ballora complained.
"Don't worry, it's all good." Foxy assured her.
"So...how did I do with...Baby?" Bon-Bon stuttered, his nervousness coming back. "Did she...say yes?"
"Well, actually, kinda. She sort of said that you're her friend. That's a good first step."
"She friend-zoned you! HA!" Ballora laughed.
Foxy looked at her disapprovingly. "Ballora, don't say that. She didn't friend zone him, this is just the first step."
"Alright, yes, it's the first step."
"I can't believe I actually helped you, Bon-Bon." Puppet voiced in distaste. "If I had known this advice was going to you, Bon-Bon, I would have said something completely different."
"Wow, Puppet, that's really mean." Foxy chastised.
"Well, I was lied to!"
"He lied to me, too!" Ballora added. "He said it was for a friend."
Bon-Bon just glanced at both of them, then shrugged and ran over to Foxy's cove, where he opened the trapdoor and disappeared into Foxy's back room. "Gregory, I'm coming!"
Foxy watched him, then he looked back at Puppet and Ballora. "Well, me and him are gonna relax and get to sleep. Have a good night, guys."
"Seeya." Puppet said, waving to Foxy before leaved the room.
"Bye." Ballora added, nodding slightly, then heading off as well.
Foxy turned and went down the trapdoor himself, closing it behind him as he went through the small passage into the back room. He came up to Bon-Bon, who was sitting by Gregory's cage, silently watching the chicken walk around the cage.
"You okay, Bon-Bon?" Foxy asked, raising a metal eyebrow.
"Yeah." Bon-Bon mumbled. "Just...watching Gregory."
"Are you sure you're fine?"
"Yes, I was just...so nervous about talking to her. Thank god I finally did it."
"Hey, I'm proud of you for this. You've taken the first step, and you've become better friends with Baby too. Good job today."
"...thanks, Foxy."
"Anytime, Bon-Bon. I'm gonna deactivate now, okay? I'm kind of tired from all of today's events."
"Go ahead. I'll just be here."
"Got it. Good night."
"Night."
Foxy walked over and stood near the chest of drawers, then deactivated himself, ready to sleep the night away...
Chapter 48: A Game of Preferences
Summary:
On another boring day, Puppet comes up with another idea for a game.
Chapter Text
~December~
~The First Year~
"So, yeah, Gregory has just been laying a lot of eggs recently." Bon-Bon explained, tapping the cage of the friendly chicken.
Foxy was a little surprised to hear this. "Wow, she has? How often?"
"Constantly."
"Huh, interesting! You know, maybe we can make a business out of this. It could be called: 'Egg Sellers Anonymous'! Wait, no, that doesn't sound cool. Uh...'Foxy's Egg Emporium'! Okay, that sounds better."
"We should add a little to that. Like...'Foxy's Excellent Egg Emporium'."
"Ooh, that's a nice name! Good thinking, but maybe we should think of what else we could name it before we just name it that. Hey, Gregory, have you got any ideas?"
Gregory nodded, and Foxy nodded back. The pink-white fox then reached to his desk drawer, pulled a piece of paper out of it, and passed it to Gregory. The chicken placed it on the floor of the cage and began scratching chicken scratch onto it using her feet talons. After a minute, she stopped, and Foxy reached into the cage and took back the piece of paper, then examined it, looking at the name Gregory has suggested.
"What did Gregory write?" Bon-Bon asked.
"His idea is to name the company 'Chicken Coop'!" Foxy answered.
"Chicken Coop, huh? That...actually sounds pretty good."
"Yeah! Good job, Gregory! We can always count on you to come up with best ideas. Seriously, I would have never thought of anything CLOSE to that had you not been here."
Gregory bawked happily, flapping her wings.
"Aw, you're happy, aren't you? Good chicken, always laying eggs! Man, Bon-Bon, Gregory is great. He really is...no, wait, SHE really is great. Ah, that brings back memories. Remember when the time we thought Gregory was boy, but we found out later that she was actually a girl? Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to lay all of these eggs."
"I do remember that, actually. Wasn't that long ago, but it feels like it."
"Yep, it sure does-"
"HI GUYS!"
Foxy and Bon-Bon both jumped; Baby had yelled this excitedly as she had come running into the room. For some reason, she was carrying a jar of candy canes. (And she had discarded her fake valley girl accent entirely at this point)
"Hi." Foxy greeted.
"H-hey there." Bon-Bon said, blushing faintly.
"Nice to see you around here...say...what is that you've got in your hand? Why do you have that?"
Baby seemed startled. "Oh, uh, no reason." She opened her chest cavity and quickly put the jar inside, then closed it back up.
"Oh, okay, then. So, greetings! What brings you to my HUMBLE abode?"
Baby smiled for a moment, then frowned, sighing deeply. "...I'm bored. Really, really, really bored."
Foxy grinned tauntingly. "Oh, so you're BORED? You're BOREEEED?"
"Yeah, I am...because SOMEBODY broke my tv!" She scowled at Foxy.
"Well, I'm SORRY I had to disconnect you from your games so you can come out here for ONCE in your life! I mean, you've got it better than me. My device-" Foxy pointed a thumb at his computer, sitting on his desk right behind him "-doesn't even work. How can you complain?"
"That may be true, but...I'm still bored. SO. INSANELY. BORED!"
"Of course you still are! And...you know what? So am I. Maybe we should...go and talk to Puppet. Maybe he's got something we can do."
"Alright, fine, we can do that. Just hold on a sec." Baby walked over to Gregory's cage and peered down at the chicken. "Hi, Gregory! Okay, now we can go."
They left the back room, heading up the passage and up the trapdoor into Foxy's front room. For some reason, Bon-Bon did so faster than everyone else, looking as if he had no intention of being anywhere near Foxy's room right now.
"Bon-Bon, why are you heading out so fast?" Foxy asked.
"Uh, no reason." Bon-Bon replied.
"Oh, okay."
The group entered the main room, and Foxy found himself startled again.
"Woah!" He said.
Puppet was already inside the room, sitting by himself at one of the tables. One of his spindly fingers was tapping the table as he sat there and stared off at the ground.
"Oh, hey Puppet!" Foxy greeted.
"Hey, buddies. Good to see you guys around." Puppet replied, smiling slightly. Foxy found Puppet's smile weird; the mouth hole in his mask would sort of...bend? He didn't know how that worked, but it did somehow. Seeing Puppet in the main room also made Foxy confused.
"Hey, wait a second." Foxy voiced, and he turned around and looked at Baby. "Baby, Puppet was sitting right here the whole time. Why didn't you talk to him first?"
Baby looked awkward for a second, then spoke up. "Well...I kind of had my face in my candy cane jar while I was walking through the room, so I didn't notice him." She re-opened her chest cavity and finally pulled out the candy cane jar, allowing everyone to see it.
"Really? Candy canes? Now, of all times?"
"Well, yeah, of course! It's December, which means eating candy canes is normal!"
"Fine. Anyways, Puppet, we're bored. I'm bored, Baby's bored, and Bon-Bon...is being oddly quiet, so I suppose he's also bored."
"Sounds great." Puppet sighed unhappily. "Guess what I am."
"What?"
"Bored. I feel as if there's nothing we can do today."
"Join the club."
"I think I'm already in it."
"Yes, you probably are. So...oh, hey! I have an idea. Since we're all so bored and have nothing to do, I say we play another game. It's been quite a few days since we've done any games. Let's all take a seat first." Everyone sat down at different tables in the room and faced each other. Baby closed her chest cavity and began munching on the candy canes while she faced everybody else. "Now, time to brainstorm. Puppet, got any ideas?"
"I do, actually. It's this fun little game that all of the cool kids like to play these days. And we need to stay hip, even if the pizzeria isn't open. Am I right?" Everyone nodded, and Puppet nodded back. "Okay, let me tell you what the game is. It's called: 'Would You Rather?'. It's a game where one person asks another to choose between two scenarios and to decide which one is more preferable. It'll be a good icebreaker to help us get to know each other a little better."
"Oh, that does sound interesting. Can you explain how it works in a bit more detail?"
"Sure thing. See, we start by having one person ask everybody else: 'Would You Rather do this, or that?' and everyone chooses between the two scenarios based on what they think is preferable. Both scenarios can either be really good, or really bad."
"This does sound pretty cool, so I think we'll go with this game. Who's gonna start first?"
"You know what? I'll go first."
"Okay, go on."
"With pleasure. Now, this first one is gonna be a bit mean, so you'd better brace yourselves. Would you rather eat one hundred puppies, or five hundred ants?"
"Ants. I pick ants." Foxy chose. "I actually kind of like puppies, to be honest."
"Wait...are the puppies alive or not?" Baby asked Puppet.
Foxy gasped. "What?! Baby, how is that a question we could be asking? Alive or not, they're still puppies!"
"Yeah, but it's still a factor in this. Are they alive or not, Puppet?"
"They are." Puppet answered.
"Okay, then I'd rather eat the puppies."
Foxy's jaw opened like a trapdoor. How...how could she just say that?
"Alright." Puppet said. "What about you, Bon-Bon."
Bon-Bon contemplated this. "That's a difficult one." He said. "Are the ants roasted, or cooked, or anything?"
"Hmm...tell ya what: you guys can have the ants however you like, but you still have to eat them if you choose them."
"Ants. I can stand to eat chocolate-covered ants."
"Wait, me too! If I can have the ants any way, I'll eat them!" Baby exclaimed.
"Heh, so I did pick the good option after all." Foxy gloated. "Why did you pick the puppies first though, Baby? They're puppies!"
"Yeah, but they can probably slide down better than normal, everyday ants. Imagine hundreds of ants crawling into your throat and venturing around your systems."
"I mean, yes, that's terrible, and I'd rather not have that happen to me, but eating puppies is cruel! As you eat them, you'd hear them yapping with their tiny voices...and...I only just realized just how dark this is. Puppet, why'd you have to pick such an evil topic?"
"Hey, don't say that!" Puppet replied. "It's the point of the game to present scenarios that are either good or bad. Anyways, who wants to go next?"
"Me. I have one, guys, and I think it'll work. Would you rather leave the pizzeria forever, or get five trillion dollars, but you have to stay forever? Also, the money can be used for anything, and it's all brought here, so nobody has to leave to get it. BUT if you get the money, you can't leave ever. You'll be stuck in this place for as long as you live."
Foxy grinned as he let the others think about this. He knew his question would be hard: the animatronics were desperate for freedom and to have a chance to explore the outside world, but they also still liked their new home very much. Besides, having tons of money would be hard to pass up.
Bon-Bon's eyes widened. "Like, forever?"
"Forever. Forever and ever."
"Hmm, this is a difficult one." Puppet said, seemingly thinking about Foxy's question. "Wait, hold on. If we get freedom and can leave the pizzeria, can we come back to visit at any time?"
"No. You can't come back ever again."
"If we leave, do we have any starting money to help us stay afloat?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Nope. You don't start with even a single penny. What you will have is whatever you have in your chest cavity right now."
"Well, uh...I've got cookies!" Bon-Bon tossed a few cookies into the air, catching them all in his mouth and eating them up.
"And I've got candy canes!" Baby added, waving her jar of candy canes.
"I have...a phone." Foxy revealed unenthusiastically, opening his chest cavity and pulling out the phone inside. He was glad to have that: the animatronics had virtually no pockets, and all they could really do was store things inside their chest cavity, which doubled as a storage tank.
"And I have eggs." Puppet sighed, shrugging. He pulled out eggs from...wait, how did he pull eggs out? Foxy knew that unlike him and the others, Puppet didn't have the faceplates or and of the other assorted animatronics parts they had, and definitely not the chest cavity, so...where did he store stuff?
Everyone found Puppet's 'egg' thing funny, and they all chuckled a bit. Then, Bon-Bon spoke back up.
"So, we have pretty much nothing particularly useful." Bon-Bon assessed. "Now to think back on that question. Hmm...it actually is a pretty difficult question."
"Better think hard on this one." Foxy laughed. "And you'd better hurry, too, because we don't have all day."
"Uh...I guess I'll stay."
"Yeah, me too." Puppet agreed.
"I'd also stay." Baby added. "But, it hardly matters, because the way things currently are, we don't have a choice whether we stay or leave. All the exits in this place are locked. So, I'll stay and take the money, and then donate that money or something."
"I mean, we could re-decorate the pizzeria to something else." Foxy suggested. "Maybe even change the name."
Baby took one look around the room, then shook her head. "Donate."
Foxy wasn't surprised; this was Baby's location, of course she didn't want to change it.
"What would we even call the place if we re-named it?" Bon-Bon asked curiously.
"FOXY'S AWESOME PIZZERIA!" Foxy exclaimed at once, grinning weirdly.
"Nope, not happening." Baby refused at once, frowning unapprovingly.
"Well, it definitely sounds better than 'Circus Baby's Pizza World'."
"EXCUSE me, the name of this place sounds really cool the way it is!"
"Bon-Bon's Bakery, then!" Bon-Bon suggested.
"Okay, maybe that works? I dunno, sounds a little plain."
"Eh, I was just trying to throw something out and see if it stuck. Back to the drawing board, then."
"Puppet's Pool Palace." Puppet threw in.
"You want to make this place about WATER?" Foxy responded incredulously. "We're ANIMATRONICS! Even if we have water-proof suits, they could still fail! We don't know if they're completely foolproof."
"I mean, I dunno. You were in the water before, and you seemed just fine afterward. Even when Bob-Bon jumped into the water without his mask that one time, he didn't seem to have suffered any serious damage afterward."
"...okay, good point." Puppet lazily tossed one of his eggs into the air in defeat, and Baby quickly caught it before it could land on the ground. As soon as it settled into her hands, the egg cracked open, and yet another baby chicken peeked its head out.
Foxy watched this and gaped in awe. "Baby...did you just become a mother to yet another baby chicken under the course of ten seconds?"
"Yes! Aw, and it's so cute!" Baby cooed, staring adoringly at the baby chicken. Foxy grinned, then got up and reached out to touch the baby chicken. As he did, his claws accidentally began to retract out. Baby, noticing this, quickly held the baby chicken away so it wouldn't get hurt. "No! Don't hurt Cleopatra II!"
"Cleopatra II?" Foxy stuttered. "What happened to the first?"
"That's...personal information. I can't tell you. And, don't question me on how I name babies. I'm a mother, so I get to name my baby chicken whatever I want."
Just then, the baby chicken, who was gathering strength the whole time, jumped out of Baby's arms and ran away, heading into Foxy's room and disappearing from sight.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped. "Why'd Cleo just run off?"
"She must have heard Gregory from the next room and went to hang out with him." Bon-Bon guessed, smiling. "She'll be fine with Gregory."
"Oh, well...okay." Baby accepted, nodding. "If that's what she wants to do, then I'll let her do her own thing."
Foxy sat back down. "Okay, who's going next?" He asked.
"I'll go next, I guess." Bon-Bon replied. "Here's the one I've got: would you rather confuse a muffin for a baby, or a baby for a muffin?"
"Baby for a muffin." Everyone said at the same time.
Bon-Bon blinked once, bewildered at how quickly everyone has answered, then spoke back up. "That was a quick answer. Why do you guys pick that?"
"Well, I think that if we ate a baby while also thinking it was a muffin and not hearing any of the baby's cries, it might actually be bearable." Foxy said. "That sounds weird, but it works. Besides, it might actually taste really good. Maybe babies taste like baby back ribs."
Foxy, amused at his own answer, sang a song about baby back ribs that he had gotten from a Chili's commercial. Everyone kinda just awkwardly watched as he did so.
"So, yeah, that's my answer." Foxy repeated as he finished the song. Puppet and Baby both nodded as he said this, signaling that they had chosen the same answer for the same reason as Foxy.
"Well, I guess I'm going next, then?" Baby stuttered, and when nobody else objected to this, she continued on. "Um...would you rather eat Freddy's chicken every day for the rest of your life, or eat one rotten fish a day, every day, for the rest of your life?"
"I...don't know how to respond to that one." Foxy said confusedly. "We already eat chicken pretty much every day, which, now that I think about it, is kinda stupid. We're in a pizzeria and we've been eating nothing but chicken every day. I have yet to see a single pizza in this entire building. Anyway, about that question...if we do eat the rotten fish, can we eat whatever else we want afterward?"
"Yeah, but you have to eat a rotten fish at least one time a day, otherwise you'll have to eat Freddy's chicken all of the time."
"The rotten fish." Foxy and Bon-Bon both said. They both had too much experience with Freddy's cooking, and besides, they didn't even have taste buds anyway. They formed opinions on food based on how well their systems reacted to it.
Baby seemed surprised at Foxy and Bon-Bon's answers. "What?! Really?!"
"I mean, we don't have taste buds, so...yeah, the rotten fish. We're going with that." Bon-Bon reasoned simply.
"Puppet, what about you?" Foxy asked the marionette.
"The...the chicken, I guess?" Puppet answered politely. "I suppose that if I ate it, it would make Freddy happy."
Foxy and Baby both 'aww-ed' to this. Bon-Bon shrugged.
"Alright, Puppet, that was a good answer." Foxy said. "It's your turn again."
"It's my turn?"
"Yeah. Go for it."
"Okay. Let's see...would you rather turn all of your friends into one person by taking their parts and smashing them together-"
Puppet paused and glared at Foxy for a moment before continuing. Foxy's eyes widened, but he said nothing.
Inside, Foxy could feel the voice convulsing with...something. Was it interestedness and gleefulness, or something else? He felt concerned. What was it going on about now? And why had Puppet glared at him? Foxy, while he wasn't sure about it, had an odd feeling that while Puppet had been glaring at him, he hadn't been glaring at him.
Meanwhile, Puppet continued.
"-or get a unicorn for free?"
"UNICORN!" Bon-Bon shouted out. "Another animal friend would be great!"
"Well, my choice is, obviously-" Foxy began, but suddenly, he found himself unable to talk. The voice inside him chimed in as Foxy's voice failed.
"To turn my friends into one by taking their parts!"
"-I- what- no!" Foxy shouted out, his speech restored again. "Not that! I choose the unicorn!"
Puppet stared at Foxy oddly, but shrugged. "Good choice, you two. What about you, Baby?"
"Um...uh..." Baby muttered, momentarily stumped. "I guess...the unicorn? This is kind of a difficult choice."
"So, if I were to bring a unicorn here, you guys would be okay with it, right?"
"Hey, wait a minute!" Foxy exclaimed. "This was a trick question, wasn't it?!"
"I have three people here, and all of them approve of me bringing in a unicorn. It's official, I'm gonna try and see if I can bring one in."
Bon-Bon let out a cheer. Baby nodded acceptingly. Meanwhile, Foxy could hear the voice chiming in inside his head.
"We covered that up real nicely, didn't we, Foxy?"
Yeah, it was real subtle. Foxy thought sarcastically, knowing the voice could hear his thoughts if Foxy wanted her to hear them. As subtle as a sledgehammer. But, that's besides the point. You're being way too chatty, and you need to shut up now. You're not going to interrupt me and the others fun on my watch.
"Wait, but, even if we were actually bringing a unicorn in here, where would we get one from?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Good question." Foxy agreed. "Puppet, can you explain that?"
Puppet scratched his head. "Well, it was pretty simple. They're being sold on this one website that Foxy recommended to me the other day. The website said that if I paid it a million dollars, I'd get a unicorn."
Foxy, hearing this, froze up, then sighed deeply. "Puppet, can I tell you something?"
"What?"
"I was joking about that. That website was a scam."
"Huh?! But it seemed so real! The website looked so official, and it even had cool pictures and shiny text!"
"It wasn't real, Puppet. I thought you would have figured that out on your own, but clearly that was giving you too much credit."
"Well, anyone could've failed to figure it out!"
"No, it was pretty obvious. It even said at the bottom of the page: 'This is a scam. If you actually buy this, you're an idiot.'"
Puppet stared off into space, completely silent for a few seconds. Then he facepalmed. "I'm gonna need to find a way to get my money back..."
Baby did a double take. "Wait, what?! You actually had a million dollars?! And it's gone now because you spent on a SCAM?!"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Wait, is that why we're here?!" Foxy hastily yelled. "Puppet, are you trying to scam us out of our own money so you can possible get SCAMMED even more?!"
"No, no, no." Puppet denied, shaking his head. "It was just that one time with the unicorn that I got scammed. I'm usually smarter than that."
"Well, even so, don't take our money."
"We had money?" Bon-Bon stuttered confusedly.
"I guess so? I dunno. Also, Puppet, how did you get a million dollars?"
"Oh, that?" Puppet said. "I found a gigantic jar somewhere around this area, and it was filled with stacks of one hundred-dollar-bills. I counted it up, and it came up to a million."
"That's it? Wow, that's an incredible coincidence, I bet. Anyway, is it my turn?"
"Yes."
"Okay. So...would you rather have candy that tastes like spoiled milk, but everything else tastes like licorice...or have everything in the world taste exactly the same as chicken?"
"Licorice." Baby answered.
"Really?"
"I love licorice, personally. So, yeah, that's my answer."
"What type of licorice would the licorice be?" Bon-Bon inquired.
"Plain black licorice." Foxy replied.
"I'll take the chicken. I really don't like black licorice."
"Me neither."
"I'm with you guys on this one." Puppet agreed. "I can live without candy, but I do not like licorice at all."
"Yeah, it's bad." Bon-Bon said.
"What? Really? Aww..." Baby sighed.
Bon-Bon looked panicked, then he quickly spoke back up. "Um, I mean, black licorice is the best thing in the world!"
"You think so too? Yay!" Baby cheered.
"Good answers, everyone." Foxy commended the others. "That was a pretty easy one, wasn't it? Also, Baby, you and Bon-Bon should hang out sometime."
"Yeah, you guys have a lot in common." Puppet added.
"Nah, can't." Baby refused. "I'm too busy most of the time. I mean, Bon-Bon can visit me, but chances are that I probably will be so focused into my games that I won't even end up looking at him."
"Oh, that's baloney. Playing video games isn't considered 'busy'."
"Hey! Playing games is a full-time job, and some people out there have got to do it!"
"Yeah, she's right in that department." Foxy confirmed. "Some people get paid to play video games, and through that, they end up busy."
"Man, that's just silly." Puppet scoffed. "Being paid to play video games? That's nonsense."
Baby sighed. "Do you have to make fun of the stuff of my dreams, guys? I mean, come on."
"Sorry, Baby." Foxy apologized. "We all accept that playing games is a legitimate way of earning money."
"How would you get the money if you won, though?" Puppet wondered. "Does the money print out of your console, or...what?"
"It's a complicated process. It's better if I spare you the details." Baby reasoned.
"Bon-Bon, your turn." Foxy said, waving at the bunny hand-puppet.
"Okay, um..." Bon-Bon decided, thinking to himself. "Let me think for a moment. I'm not that good at thinking up scenarios...hmm...would you rather be ten feet tall, or three feet tall?"
"Tall!" Foxy chose. "If I was tall, I could tower over everybody like a giant! No, wait, small! If I was small, I could get through all the small spaces around here with no problems! I chose small!"
"Alright. What about you, Puppet? And you, Baby?"
"I guess I'd be tall." Baby said. "If I was really tall and skinny, I could hide behind light posts and jump out and scare people."
"Actually, that does sound awesome!" Foxy admit. "Too bad that it's too late for me to change my answer..."
"I'd be tall." Puppet answered. "If I were tall, I could pretend to be Slenderman."
Foxy and Baby gasped in awe of what a good idea this was.
"It could work, no denying that!" Foxy said.
"We could get you all decked out in a Slenderman costume sometime!" Baby suggested. "Oh, it's be so fun!"
"I don't get it." Bon-Bon mumbled. "What is this 'Slenderman'?"
"Don't worry, I'll tell you about it later." Foxy assured the bunny hand-puppet. "Probably before we deactivate for the night. Baby, your turn."
Baby giggled. "Oh, gosh, let me see...what to pick...would you rather be stuck in Ballora's room, unable to leave, or would you rather be in a fiery pit of Hell?"
"Fiery pit of hell." Foxy answered, not wanting to ever be trapped in Ballora's room.
"I mean, it depends." Puppet contemplated. "How hot would the fiery pit be?"
"Remember my magma suit from the fashion show?" Baby reminded him. "That hot."
"Huh. Well...can I get air conditioning in the pit?"
"Eh, well, I don't see why not. It is just a pit."
"Yeah, I choose the fiery pit."
"Is Ballora in her room?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Yes, of course. She's always there." Baby responded.
Bon-Bon cringed for a moment before he kept talking. "Is Reggie going to be in there?"
"Yeah, he'd be there. He doesn't really have anywhere else to go as of now."
"Hmm. Ahh, I'll pick Ballora's room. Why not? I'll have Reggie confuse Ballora or something so she doesn't go at me."
"Wow, Bon-Bon, what a choice." Foxy said, still against being in Ballora's room. "You're probably gonna suffer forever if you have to stay in there."
"Come on, guys! Ballora's room isn't that bad." Baby reasoned defensively. "She has comfy couches, for starters!'
"Yeah, but if Ballora is in there, it wouldn't matter. Besides, the fiery pit of hell sounds really cool, so I'm going for it."
"That is true..."
"It is. Imagine telling everybody you lived in a fiery pit of Hell. That, while incredibly excruciating, would also kind of be awesome."
"Okay, yeah, I'm choosing the fiery pit of hell. Sorry, Ballora!"
"Imagine all the adventures someone could have while in that pit." Puppet wondered, staring off in thought of this.
"Um, can I switch my vote?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Nope, too late. You're stuck with Ballora now." Foxy refused, smirking.
"Aww..."
"Well, this has been fun." Foxy stood up from his chair. "I think I'm going back to my room now, 'cause I've got quite a few things I need to do. Gotta brainstorm more game ideas, plan what I'll do on other days, find some money I lost earlier, and, more importantly, to get a certain unicorn-affiliated scam website deleted."
"Wait, what?" Everyone else sputtered confusedly.
"Nevermind, it's not any of your concern! I'd better get going now. Bye, guys! Seeya later!"
Foxy waved goodbye to everybody as he left the room and entered his own room, ready to tackle a few unfinished jobs...
Chapter 49: Decorating for Christmas
Summary:
The holiday season is beginning, and Ballora is eager to decorate the pizzeria for Christmastime.
Chapter Text
Foxy yawned as he awakened inside his cove. The curtains were closed, and he was cast in darkness.
Ah, a brand new night. Foxy thought. I'm gonna go have some fun today. Maybe I'll go for a run, or play another game with everybody, or make some food...eh, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. But for now, it's time to start the day.
Foxy grabbed his curtains and drew them open, allowing him to view his room. And he immediately did a double-take.
The entire room had almost entirely been emptied out of its decorations. The stools, the boxes in the corner, the paintings, nearly EVERYTHING was gone. The only things still remaining were the posters of Funtime Foxy.
Foxy gaped at this. His room was finally cleared out? His room had finally been rid of the decorations he didn't really like?
Did Puppet finally come in here and clean out the decorations?! Awesome! Foxy cheered in his thoughts. Looks like he finally got all the emails I sent him. About time. Now it's finally empty! Well, the posters are still here, but...eh, I actually don't mind them too much. I'll let that part slide. Anyway, I should go and see what there is to do today!
Foxy exited the room and headed into the main room...then, once again, stopped in his tracks in utmost surprise.
Ballora and Bon-Bon were both putting up fairy lights along the walls. Some Christmas bells has been placed above the doorway to the small hallway. A huge box was sitting at the side of the room, practically bursting with assorted decorations. Some decorations were too big to fit in the box, and they had been placed next to it instead. Foxy could see a sleigh and several plastic snowmen, among other things, surrounding the box. Another big box was sitting in a corner, filled to the brim with snow. Meanwhile, Puppet was standing off to the side and watching the ballerina and bunny hand-puppet decorate, a look of unhappiness on his face.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped. "What's going on?"
"Foxy!" Puppet exclaimed, turning around. "Thank god you're here!" Puppet ran up to Foxy and began shaking him around. "Foxy, it's awful! It's so, so, awful!"
"Gaaah! Stop shaking me!"
"Oh, sorry." Puppet stepped away from Foxy, stopping the shaking as he did so.
"Thank you. Now, what is going on here?"
"Huh?" Ballora said, pausing on her work and turning around. "Oh, hey, Foxy! I'll bet your wondering what me and Bon-Bon are doing. Well, Christmas is coming soon, so me and him are putting up decorations around the pizzeria! I told you before that Christmas was coming, remember?"
"Yeah, but..." Foxy tried to say, but Ballora had already tuned out. She turned around and continued to set the fairy lights along the walls, humming 'O Christmas Tree' as she worked. Foxy, giving up on trying to talk to her, turned to talk to Bon-Bon instead, who was hanging up garland in the opposite direction that Ballora was going in with her fairy lights. "Bon-Bon, why are you helping her?"
"Eh, I wouldn't normally, but she's paying me to do this."
"In cash?"
"Nope, in cookies, because that's what she's got. And even if she did have money, she'd keep it to herself. I wouldn't expect even a single dime from her."
"Oh, well, that is a pretty good reason to help her out."
"Foxy, why are you so calm about this?!" Puppet interrupted, still panicked over Ballora and Bon-Bon putting up decorations. "They're vandalizing the pizzeria!"
"No, it's fine! They're just decorating the pizzeria for Christmas. Well, whatever Christmas is, anyway. I think it must be something about...fire, probably? At least, that's what I guess."
"You call it decorating, I call it vandalization! They're going to mess with all of the rooms in the building when they're all perfectly fine as they are!"
"Aw, I think it's great." Ballora chimed in. She was a good way through her work so far; not only had she hung more fairy lights on the walls, but she had also hung a Christmas wreath above the doorway to the smaller hallway.
"Say, what's in here?" Foxy asked, spotting the box in the middle of the room. He went over to it and opened it up. Inside were an assorted number of decorations, including presents and gingerbread houses. As Foxy looked at all this, Ballora was busy chastising Bon-Bon over using garland.
"Bon-Bon, what is this?! Why are you using garland instead of fairy lights, like me?" Ballora huffed. "We're taking these down, right now!" She began taking down the garland.
"No, stop! What are you doing?!" Bon-Bon complained as she did this.
"So, why are we hanging these things up again?" Foxy asked, stopping his search through the box to talk to the others. "There's no reason for any of this to be in here. Oh, and by the way, Puppet, thanks for removing all that stuff from my room. I was getting sick of it."
Puppet looked confused. "I did what?"
"You removed the boxes and stuff from my room! Come here, I'll show you it while Ballora and Bon-Bon do...whatever it is they're doing."
Foxy led Puppet over to his room and pointed at how the room was now devoid of the stools and boxes and paintings.
"See? It's all gone!" Foxy said. "All the boxes and stuff!"
Puppet looked even more confused than before. "Boxes? What boxes? They were never any boxes over here to begin with."
"There were! There was a huge pile of them in the corner. Thanks for clearing those away! Also, thanks for removing the paintings. I didn't like then too much."
"Huh? What paintings? I never got you any paintings."
"Uh, there were definitely paintings on the wall before! So...does that mean you didn't move anything in my room?"
"No!"
"Then who did? I- wait. Hold on. I think I may know who."
Foxy and Puppet went back into the main room. Ballora and Bon-Bon had quit their dispute over the garland (which was now replaced by fairy lights) and were stringing the fairy lights along the wall of the stage now. Ballora was even putting more wreaths on the wall of the stage, as well as stringing more fairy lights to the front of the stage.
So, if she's decorating the main room, now, then... Foxy thought, and then he spoke up. "Ballora, did you move the stuff that was in my room, out of my room?"
Ballora turned around, frowning in thought. "Um...maybe. Don't really remember if I did anything like that lately."
"So, I'm guessing that you didn't, then. I could be wrong, but that's my guess." Foxy shrugged, then turned away from Ballora. He walked over to look at the wreath hanging over the doorway to the smaller hall. But, as he did, he noticed something was off about the smaller hall. "What the? Puppet, come here!"
Puppet came over, and Foxy led him over into the smaller hall. Then Foxy gaped at everything. All four doors in the hallway had been sealed off from the inside, with a false wall now waiting behind each set of doors. The doors themselves were closed up, with signs tacked onto each one of them reading: UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
"Under construction?! What?" Foxy exclaimed. "What the heck? Why are these rooms under construction?!"
"See, this is what I was talking about!" Puppet yelled frustratedly. "In their meaningless pursuit to 'decorate' the building, they decided that these rooms needed to be changed, and they blocked them off and put them under construction!"
"WHAT?! No, this can't be the case!" Foxy ran over to one of the doors and tugged on the handle, but it was locked, and he had no key with him to unlock the doors. "Gah! I can't open the doors!"
"Hey, guys, don't pin the blame on me!" Ballora exclaimed from the main room. "I had nothing to do with it this time, honest!"
"But the doors and locked and the rooms are sealed."
"Yeah..." Ballora came in to the smaller hall. "Unfortunately, they're Ballora-proof. I would have tried to get undo this sealing of the rooms before you guys came along had it not been Ballora-proofed." Ballora ran back into the main room and squealed at something in there. "Oh, those are so cute!"
"Well, then they're probably not just that, but also ANIMATRONIC-proof!" Foxy deduced as Ballora left. "I can't open these doors either! Wait, does that mean that...HE came back? The Re-Decorator...is he the one responsible for this?"
Puppet gasped, then nodded. "I think so. He must still be trying to mess with our pizzeria's décor."
"Dang it! We're going to have to find a way to get rid of him once he comes back. Until then, though...might as well see what got Ballora so excited in the other room."
Foxy and Puppet went back into the main room to find that while they had been gawking at the sealed rooms, Bon-Bon had still been working. The bunny hand-puppet had placed some elf plushies in front of the stage's platforms, as well some reindeer plushies. The elves in particular stood out to two certain animatronics.
"Gah! Creepy elf plushies!" Foxy sputtered, keeping his distance from the stage.
If Foxy had been creeped out by this, than Puppet had been downright terrified. "This place is getting scarier than usual!" The marionette shouted disapprovingly.
"I think it's cute..." Ballora sighed, clearly thinking the elf plushies were just fine. "And this probably won't even be the best part of decorating!"
"Did you guys even ask everybody else what THEY thought about this before you started decorating?!" Puppet asked sharply.
"Puppet, what do you think about this?" She asked, and before Puppet could even say anything, she kept going. "You like it, good!" She looked up at the ceiling. "Freddy, what do you think about this?" She paused for a moment. "You like it, good!" She ran over to Foxy. "Foxy, what do you think about this?"
"Do I even have a choice?" Foxy asked.
Ballora completely ignored him. "That's great, you love it! And Bon-Bon, what about you?"
"Well, you're giving me cookies, so...sure." Bon-Bon agreed.
"See? I asked everyone. Now we can do it."
"Guess we've got to help you, then." Foxy said.
"Wait, really? You're gonna help?"
"Yeah, sure. Got nothing better to do today."
"But-" Puppet began, but Foxy put a finger to his own jaws and made a quiet shushing sound. Puppet fell silent, then begrudgingly nodded. "Yes, fine."
"Let's get started then." Foxy went over to the decoration box and reached inside it, then went through its contents until he found a single stocking. "A stocking. I'll put it...here." Foxy put it on the wall near the doorway to the smaller hall.
Puppet winced. "Err, I don't know about that. Doesn't seem like a good place to put it."
"Yes, that really doesn't look right." Ballora agreed as she passed by carrying some more stockings and an extra wreath. "We could use more decorations around this doorway, though. And maybe...maybe even a fireplace! We'll see, we'll see." She handed the wreath to a passing Bon-Bon, and she and him together went to the doorway and began re-arranging it. The wreath hanging over the doorway was replaced by some stockings instead, and that wreath and the extra one Ballora had were placed on either side of the doorway.
Foxy stared at the stocking he still had in his hand, thinking about where to put his. "Hmm, what about mine? Maybe...oh maybe by more door." Foxy went over to the doorway to his room and hung his stocking there. "There we go!" He walked back over to the others, who were eyeing the same doorway from before.
"Hmm, it looks good, but I feel like something's missing..." Ballora contemplated.
"I know." Bon-Bon chimed in, and he took down the stocking hanging between the other stockings and replaced it with...mistletoe.
Ballora gasped in excited-ness as soon as she saw the bunny hand-puppet do this. Bon-Bon, you should find a way to get Baby under that!"
Foxy, a weird joke forming in his head, acted upon this. He walked right under the mistletoe. "Hey, Bon-Bon, dare you to come over here!" Everyone actively cringed at this, and Foxy broke out of his joking manner. "Okay, that was weird to say. Forget this!" He went back over to the decoration box, and his eyes fell on the big sleigh next to the box. "Say, why do we have a sleigh as part of our decorations?"
"Because I need to sleigh all of my enemies!" Ballora cracked, giggling.
"Uh, okay." Foxy dragged the sleigh over so that it sat right by the door. Ballora came over, and, noticing the sleigh, got excited again.
"Yeah! I can be Santa Claus!" She jumped into the sleigh and sat eagerly in it.
Puppet seemed befuddled. "Who is this 'Santa Klaus' that you speak of? I mean, I've heard you mention him before, but...who is he, really? All I know is that he breaks into peoples' homes, which is such a crime!"
"No, no, his name is Santa CLAUS, not Santa KLAUS!"
"I don't know anybody named Klaus, though."
"Isn't Klaus supposed to be the name of that one fish from American Dad?" Foxy brought up. "Oh, nevermind that, we have work to do." Foxy went back to the box and rummaged through it again until he found a few presents. He could see that they were decorative, meaning that there wasn't actually anything inside of them. "Where to put these..." Foxy looked around, then finally settled on putting them by the door, right next to the sleigh. "There we go."
"Who are the presents for, anyway?" Puppet asked.
"ALL OF US! At least, the ones that aren't decorative!" Ballora answered cheerily as she walked over to Foxy. "Foxy, don't put those by the door! They should go under the Christmas tree!"
"There's no Christmas tree here!"
"Are you SURE?"
"Positive."
Ballora just laughed. "Be right back, then!" She ran out of the room, heading down the small hall. Bon-Bon, gasping all of the sudden, ran off to the kitchen before anyone could say anything.
A few minutes later...
Ballora came back into the room lugging a big old Christmas tree in her arms, which she set in the middle of the room. The tree was decorated with all sorts of things: ball-shaped ornaments with the faces of Foxy, Freddy, Ballora, and Baby on them, red-and-green fairy lights, and a tree topper in the shape of a golden top hat.
"Woah!" Foxy gasped. "Wow, you weren't kidding when you said you had a Christmas tree!"
"Like it?" Ballora asked, smiling. "I've been setting this tree up for the past few days now! Now, go ahead and put the presents under there."
Foxy took the presents by the door and set them underneath the tree instead. As he did, Bon-Bon came back from the kitchen, holding a plate of chocolate-chip cookies and a glass of milk and placed it on the floor next to the tree.
Ballora, surprisingly enough, looked outraged. "Bon-Bon, what the heck?! Why are you putting cookies and milk on the FLOOR?"
"For that 'Santa' guy you've been talking about." Bon-Bon replied. "Didn't you say we had to leave out cookies and milk for him?"
"Santa doesn't eat off the floor, you idiot!"
"Isn't the floor where you leave it?!"
"No, you leave it on a TABLE, where bugs and rats like you can't get them! Besides, it's not even close to Christmas yet. If we leave out the cookies and milk now, it'll get stale. I'm gonna put this back in the kitchen fridge." She snatched up the plate and glass and walked off to the kitchen.
Bon-Bon, shrugging, simply went and did other parts of his work. Foxy turned away and went through the decoration box again, this time taking a gingerbread house. He took off a present that was on one of the tables and set it under the tree, then put the gingerbread house in place of the present's former spot.
Meanwhile, Bon-Bon was focusing on the stage. He set one of the plastic snowmen down near the door to the bouncy house, then carried three more plastic snowmen one-by-one and set them down on each of the three platforms on the room's stage.
Now it was Puppet's turn to complain. "Hey! You shouldn't put snowmen where everyone's supposed to stand!" The marionette said.
"Does it really even matter?" Bon-Bon sighed. "Nobody sleeps or preforms on that stage anymore, so why not use it for something else?"
"Because it's not the point of the stage to put inanimate objects up there!"
"Well, this place is my home, so I'm gonna decorate it in a way that I think is best! Oh, and in a way that Ballora thinks best, too, because she's supervising this decoration project."
"Fine, fine..."
"What's this about snowmen?" Ballora asked as she re-entered the room. "Ooh, you put snowmen on the stage, Bon-Bon? Good idea."
"I know, doesn't it look wonderful?"
"Yeah! And seeing this gives me some ideas, too. What if we had animatronic snowmen around here- THAT'S IT! I know what else to put down!" She ran over to the decoration box and pulled out a pumpkin with a creepy face on it, then set it down. She reached into the box of snow and started pulling out snow, rolling it up into giant balls for the snowman's bottom and middle parts. "It's time to create the ultimate snowman." She said as she worked on stacking the two snowman parts on top of each other.
Then, once she was done with that, she went back to the decoration box and pulled out two sticks, which she stuck in the snowman's left and right. Then she put the pumpkin down in place of where the snowman's head would usually go. Finally, she opened her chest cavity and took out a strange vial filled with a weird liquid-like substance and a syringe. She filled the syringe up the with the liquid substance until it was full, then she stabbed the syringe into the snowman's chest, filling it up with the liquid substance. After a few seconds passed, the snowman suddenly came to life, and it head started swiveling around as it looked at all of the animatronics.
The animatronics gasped as they eyed the now-living snowman, amazed at seeing such a thing.
"Ha ha, yes! It lives!" Ballora laughed as the snowman started sliding around the room, seemingly testing its new body. "Rise, my animatronic snowman, and be free!"
"Wow, you actually did it." Puppet said. "What's its name?"
"Uh...I think I'll name it Jack. No, wait, John Snow. That's better."
"Oh, cool. Uh, how is it an animatronic snowman, though?"
"Because when I read the label on this liquid stuff, it said it had 'metallic properties'. Cool, huh?"
"...Metallic...properties...no, it can't be..."
"What?"
"Nevermind, it's a cool snowman. Let's get back to work."
They left the living snowman to wander the room on its own and got back to work. As Foxy started hanging more stockings over the stage, he heard Ballora and Puppet arguing.
"So, Puppet, are you going to contribute to the work effort, or are you just going to stand there?" Ballora asked.
"I still don't know what this is supposed to be!" Puppet exclaimed, waving his arms at all of the decorations. "What is all of this?"
"It's Christmas decorations! Holiday tradition, you know!"
"But I've heard that it's called X-Mas!'
"X-mas? Ugh, clearly you've never seen any of this stuff before in your entire life. Which is weird considering you've been telling us that you've been around for a long time."
"Well, at my old home, whenever the company started putting up weird stuff around the pizzeria, I'd always just hide into my box until it was over. Now, about this holiday: it isn't like Thanksgiving, is it?"
"No, but it's MUCH better! You get presents from your friends, and you have Santa come in and give you more presents! You eat Christmas cookies, sing carols, relax by the fire, everything!"
"Hey, Ballora, can we bring those cookies and milk back out?" Bon-Bon asked. "I'm hungry."
"No, we're not bringing it out yet!"
"But you said you'd pay me in cookies.
"Yes, I am paying you in cookies, but not SANTA'S cookies."
Meanwhile, the snowman was starting to seem interested in the small hallway, and it started to inch out of the room. Foxy, not wanting it to escape, ran over to it.
"Where are you going, John?" Foxy asked, glaring at it. It didn't respond, so Foxy decided to get meaner. "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you GOING?" As Foxy repeated this line, he punched the snowman in the face. The pumpkin on its head trembled a little, but it seemed unfazed. Foxy kept punching it, and the pumpkin got more and more loose. Finally, Foxy, full of annoyance at this point, punched the snowman's face with all of his might. He retracted his claws out for good measure.
His fist broke through the pumpkin, shattering it into tiny orange pieces that clattered onto the floor. The headless snowman was still for a moment. Then it started to thrash around in pain until it collapsed, falling onto its back. As soon as it collided with the floor, its snowy body's structure broke, causing the snow to break apart into a huge pile on the floor with two sticks in it.
Everybody in the room gasped in horror, but not because they were sad that the snowman had died, but rather in fear of what they knew was going to come immediately after. Ballora gasped loudest of all, trembling with anger.
"You...you..." She muttered, looking very cross.
Foxy, in a panic, knew he had to defend himself or he would be facing Ballora's wrath. He reached out to the pile of snow and took a piece of it, gathering the piece of snow together into a snowball. He threw the snowball, and it landed smack-dab at Ballora's face. Everyone was silent as they waited for Ballora to scream, or yell, or lost it. Instead, she simply wiped the snow off of her face, her angry expression still very apparent.
"Get. Over. Here." She growled, starting to step towards Foxy. And Foxy knew that that was his cue to run.
He turned tail, heading down the small hallway to get away from her. "AAAAAH!" He screamed as he ran.
Thankfully, the door to Ballora's room had been left open, so Foxy was able to run in there. He ran behind Reggie, and hid there as Ballora came marching into the room, Puppet and Bon-Bon following behind (albeit at a safe distance).
"Reggie, help me!" Foxy urged, shaking the former soldier's shoulder.
"What do you want from me now?" Reggie sighed, shaking Foxy's hand off. "I was just having a silent tea time to myself, since Ballora left me here to watch her room."
"Ballora's mad at me. Very, very mad."
"Again? Oh, great. What reason is it for this time?"
"This time? Let me explain. See, she built a snowman with a pumpkin for a head and injected it with some weird liquid stuff, and it came to life. Ballora said it was an animatronic snowman because that liquid had metallic properties. Everything was fine at first, but then it was tried to leave the room, so I tried punching it to stop it. But I punched it too hard, and it collapsed into a pile of snow. And then I tried throwing a snowball at Ballora to get her to back off, but...that only added fuel to the fire."
"So, you're telling me that she created a snowman with a weird liquid, you killed it by accident, and it exploded into a pile of snow, which you tried to use to throw a snowball at her."
"Exactly."
"This doesn't make sense. How does a snowman plus a weird liquid equal an animatronic?"
"No, it makes perfect sense. I think. Oh, let's just drop this, guys, and get back to work."
"Hey, wait." Puppet interrupted. "Why are we in here? You don't mean to tell me that we're going to be decorating the ENTIRE pizzeria?"
Ballora gasped. "Wow, that's a brilliant idea! I was originally just going to decorate the main room, but you're right that we should do the entire place! It needs some Christmas cheer!"
Foxy groaned, facepalming. "Great job, Puppet. Now we have even more work to do."
"Time for a complete building makeover!" Ballora cheered, and she rushed out of the room.
"Don't you dare go into my room!" Puppet warned, running after her.
"Guys, wait!" Bon-Bon said, following them.
After everyone else left, Foxy turned back to Reggie. "Yeah, so, it actually doesn't make sense to me either, I lied. I'd better hurry and go help the others before they do something drastic. Seeya."
Reggie just nodded and waved as Foxy left the room to chase after his friends.
Foxy arrived in the auditorium to find Bon-Bon trying to get past Puppet and into Puppet's box. The marionette was trying his hardest to block the way of the bunny hand-puppet.
"Bon-Bon, don't go into my room!" Puppet exclaimed. "My room is off-limits to you!"
"You need to be in the Christmas spirit!" Bon-Bon replied. He cleverly juked past Puppet, then jumped on and climbed into the box. Puppet hurriedly followed.
Foxy, however, decided to leave those two until later. Ballora had ran into the main room instead of to the auditorium, and he needed to check on her as well. So he turned around and headed back into the big hallway, only to find Ballora, who ran into the big hallway from the small hallway. She started hurriedly building more snowmen with pumpkin heads and injecting them with her weird liquid, causing them to come to life and start wandering around as well.
"Yes, mass production of snowmen!" She cheered.
"Ballora, this has to stop!" Foxy said. "And if you don't quit now, I'll have to resort to other matters."
"Other matters? Wait, you don't mean!-" Foxy grinned as he approached one of the snowmen and started punching it in the face like he had with the first one. "No!" Ballora protested. "Don't hurt them!"
"Aw, whatever do you mean? I'm just petting them." Foxy lied, and he punched the snowman's pumpkin into bits, causing it collapse as the first one had before. Then he picked up the snow from the fallen snowman and formed it into snowballs, then threw them at Ballora.
"Waaugh!" She squealed. "Okay, okay, fine! I'll stop!"
"Thank you." He said, then quickly destroyed the other snowmen to make sure, before running back to the auditorium. He went into the box and scrambled down the ladder into Puppet's room. Bon-Bon was putting up Christmas decorations around the room, but strangely Puppet was just standing by the side and watching him.
"Oh, hey Foxy." Puppet greeted. "Ballora isn't coming down here, is she? I don't need her decorating my room."
"She isn't, at least not yet." Foxy replied. "But why are you letting Bon-Bon decorate? I thought you didn't want him to do that."
"I don't, but I figured that I can just remove all of this later, when he leaves. One person's decorating is enough for me to handle."
"Oh, okay then. Looks like she hasn't come down so far, so-"
"YOU'RE NEXT, PUPPET!" Ballora shouted from above.
"Dang!" Puppet cursed. "So she is coming."
"Better brace yourself, then." Foxy voiced. He looked around and noticed that a plastic snowman had been put in front of one of the walls. Normally Foxy wouldn't really care, but he remembered that that wall was where Puppet's closet has been the last time he visited. Now the doors weren't there anymore. "Puppet, what happened to your closet?"
"Huh?" Puppet stuttered, turning around to look at the area Foxy was talking about. "Wait, I don't remember removing the door-" Puppet gasped. "No! The Redecorator must have come in here earlier and sealed up the room!" Puppet beat at the wall that had been the closet doors, but nothing happened.
"So the Redecorator actually has been back here?" Foxy assessed. "Augh, I can't believe it. How'd he get away with sealing off so many rooms? We weren't asleep for that long last night! Well, no use lamenting about it. We'll just make sure that next time he comes around, we're taking him out."
"Hey, guys." Bon-Bon interrupted. "I have a spare mistletoe. Want me to put it up in a doorway? Maybe you can get Ballora under it, Puppet."
"No, Puppet and Ballora aren't a thing." Foxy refused. "I mean, unless Puppet would like to contradict that and tell me a secret he hasn't told me yet."
"I don't have any secrets." Puppet denied sternly.
"Are you SURE?" Bon-Bon asked suspiciously.
"Yes, I'm sure. Anyways, these decorations really need to go down- Ooh, is that a candy cane jar I see sitting there?" Puppet was looking at a candy cane jar Bon-Bon had placed on the bar counter near the kitchen area. "Candy canes- no, wait, I take that back! Decorations are bad!"
"So you DO like candy canes after all!" Foxy shouted. "It's a miracle, Bon-Bon! Puppet's getting into the Christmas spirit! Anyways, can we leave?"
"Sure thing." Puppet walked to his tv room to head up the ladder, but when Foxy made to follow, Bon-Bon tugged at his arm.
"Foxy, here." He whispered, giving the pink-white foxy another Christmas wreath. "Put this up somewhere in his house."
Foxy nodded, took the wreath, and quickly thought about where to put the wreath before continuing. Then he carried the wreath into Puppet's bathroom and put it on the wall. Foxy grinned at his handiwork before leaving the bathroom to follow the others into the tv room.
They all started up the ladder, Foxy taking the lead and Puppet and Bon-Bon right behind. Foxy could hear Ballora cheerily singing up above.
"It's finished!" He could here her say. "My project for decorating is done!"
Oh, boy. Foxy thought, an uncomfortable feeling in his circuits. What could Ballora have possibly done this time?
He reached the surface and climbed out of the box...to find that Ballora had just decorated the entirety of the auditorium, and was currently singing as she string fairy lights along one of the walls. She had even put wreaths and fairy lights on Puppet's box.
"Oh, no." Foxy mumbled. He ran over to look down the big hallway, and he could see more decorations put up in there as well. More living snowmen were wandering around the hallway as well. "And there are more snowmen here, too. Great..."
"Ta-da!" Ballora exclaimed brightly. "Isn't it beautiful, guys?"
"No!" Puppet screamed as he came out his box and found it decorated. "What have you done to my box?!"
"I decorated it! Now it has pretty lights and wreaths on it!"
"But I told you not to!"
"Aw, don't complain." Bon-Bon said, coming out of the box himself. "I think it looks okay."
"YOU would, but I hate it!"
"I need to check the main room!" Foxy decided, running out of the room. "I have to see just how many snowmen you made!"
Foxy found that there were even more snowmen in the main room instead of in the hall. There were leaving a slight sludge on the ground as they slid around the room, observing it from top to bottom.
"Guys, the ground is wet!" Foxy informed them as the others came into the room to see what Foxy was talking about. "These snowmen are making a mess!"
"Ah, I have no idea what you mean." Ballora said, shaking her head. "The floor is just fine."
"It isn't!" To prove his point, Foxy started to run around the room, and quickly ended up slipping on a nearby puddle and falling on his back. "Ouch! See, I told you it was slippery!" Foxy picked himself back up.
"Woah!" Puppet said, having noticed the amount of living snowmen in the room. "There's a lot of snowmen in here..."
"Yeah, Ballora decided to create a snowmen army while we were down in your box." Foxy explained. "She thinks she can use these to rule us all, but I know for a fact that it's not gonna work. It's very easy for me to destroy any of the snowmen she creates." Foxy punched a nearby snowman in the face to show this. Its pumpkin head got a small crack in its side, but it wasn't down yet. "See? Not only are they super easy to destroy, but they don't even make any attempt at fighting back." Foxy punched the snowman again and its pumpkin head was destroyed, causing it to melt away.
"Hey! I saw that!" Ballora chastised, noticing this.
"You saw nothing!" Foxy taunted, and he quickly made some snowballs from the snow left behind and threw the snowballs at Ballora. She squealed and ducked, trying to dodge them. Foxy eventually ran out of snowballs, so he just chuckled afterwards. Ballora gave him a dirty look.
"Ballora, these snowmen are yours, aren't they?" Puppet asked Ballora.
"Of course!" Ballora confirmed. "I made them."
"They're getting paid fairly for their work, right?"
"Oh, they're not workers, they're my minions! There's a difference, you know."
"Do they even have names?"
"Well, yes! There's Jeremy, and Jeremy one, and two, and three, and four, and five, and six..."
"They're all named Jeremy? Why that name specifically?"
"I just thought of that as a placeholder name for all of my snowmen. Naming them all individually would take forever."
Suddenly, the snowmen all slid over to each other, then began to dance in a circle. Their dance consisted of them sliding back and forth, side to side, waving their stick arms as they went.
"They're dancing now?" Foxy processed.
"Yeah!" Ballora said. "I guess it must be in their nature to dance with each other!"
"I don't like the looks of that dance." Puppet muttered. "They might be trying to summon their evil snowman leader to come and destroy us all."
Nobody replied to something as ridiculous as this, and just kept watching the snowman dance. Bon-Bon, meanwhile, placed another plastic snowman next to the tree, and he moved it so it looked like the snowman was putting its arm around the tree.
"Ah! It's inside the tree!" Ballora yelled crazily.
"No, no, it's just hugging the tree!" Bon-Bon said. "They're friends."
"Oh. Eh, I still don't think that should be there. We need to be able to see the tree without anything blocking it."
"But-"
"No buts. Put the snowman somewhere else."
"Aw, fine." Bon-Bon grabbed the plastic snowman and pushed it away, putting it against a nearby wall instead. As he did this, Ballora forgot about the snowman and smiled around at the newly decorated room. The living snowmen has stopped dancing and were now going back to sliding around the room by themselves.
"Ah, doesn't this place look beautiful now, guys?" Ballora sighed. "Through all the chaos and disorganization, even despite all of the trouble, everything turned out so perfectly in the end. It warms my heart."
"Beautiful? It's a mess." Puppet complained, but then shrugged. "Well-"
"Puppet, don't." Foxy suddenly said, getting a feeling of what Puppet was about to say. What he was going to say would jinx everything.
"-at least-"
"Don't say it!"
"-it can't-"
"Please don't say it!"
"-get any worse."
"YOU SAID IT!"
True to Foxy's fears, Ballora grinned at Puppet's words. "It can't get any worse? Oh, you haven't seen nothing yet. I still have so many ideas for this place!"
"Ballora, we should decorate his room more!" Bon-Bon urged, tapping Ballora's leg.
Ballora looked down at the hand-puppet, unimpressed. "Why would you just say that when the owner of the room is standing right next to us?"
"Huh? Wait, but I thought he wasn't listening! I-"
"You guys are coming back to my room?!" Puppet exclaimed. "That does it! I'm gonna go block it off!" Puppet ran off down the smaller hallway so he could get to his room.
"No! Come back!" Bon-Bon chased after the marionette, leaving Ballora and Foxy the only ones still in the main room.
"There they go." Ballora noted.
"Yeah." Foxy said simply. "Are you gonna go help him?"
"No, he can handle it by himself. I'll come by Puppet's room at a time where he doesn't expect me."
"Good plan."
"I know. So, uh...the place looks a bit brighter, doesn't it?"
"Yeah, you did a good job decorating. Did I help at all?"
"You did. Thanks for the help, by the way."
"No problem. I'm gonna go rest in my room now."
"Oh, can I decorate your room, too?"
"No. Not right now."
"Aw, party pooper! Well, I'll get to your room later. You can run, but you can't hide from Christmas!"
"Whatever you say, whatever you say. I'm taking a nap now. Seeya."
"Bye." Ballora turned around and left the main room, leaving Foxy to go back into his own room.
The pink-white fox went into his cove and closed the curtains of his cove and sat down in the corner. He yawned briefly, then deactivated himself, ready to sleep and have some uninterrupted, non-festive dreams...
Puppet walked across the big hallway, striding with a sense of purpose. Everyone had gone into their own rooms at this point, so now he could get to the bottom of what had been bothering him.
That mysterious liquid stuff that Ballora had. What was it?
He had saw it in her hand and felt a feeling of dread. Surely it couldn't be what he thought it was...
He reached the doors to Ballora's room and opened them, quietly coming in. Ballora was in conversation with Reggie.
"And so my next idea for decorations is-" She began saying, but noticed Puppet come in. "Oh, hi, Puppet! What brings you to my room?"
"Nothing much." Puppet said. "I'll be quick. I've just got a question I need to ask you."
"A question? Well, alright, tell me."
"That liquid substance you had...can I see it?"
"Huh? You mean the stuff I used to bring my snowmen army to life?"
"Yeah, that."
"Oh, well, normally I'd say no, but since nobody else is around...I guess I can let you have a look at it."
She opened her chest cavity, reached inside, and took out the vial. Puppet could see the liquid floating inside there. Ballora handed it to him.
He observed it, turning it around in his hands, before looking to see what the label said.
And then he gasped when he saw what it said. His hands began to tremble, so much so that he nearly dropped he vial.
Puppet felt disgusted now. He wanted to throw what he was holding far away, but...he couldn't just do that. He needed to do...other things.
"Ballora..." Puppet stuttered, trying to keep calm. "How...no...WHERE did you get this?"
"Oh, well, I found it in one of the kitchen cabinets, hidden behind a bag of flour. It said it can bring things to life, so I decided to take it."
"Do...do you have any idea what this stuff does?"
"No, not really. I mean, do you?"
"Ye- NO! I don't. So, uh, can...can I take this? I want to, uh...make a snowman army like you."
"Wow, really? Well, then, go ahead and have it! This place needs more snowmen."
"Thanks. I'll, uh, take good care of it."
"You better."
Ballora waved to Puppet as he turned to leave the room. Puppet waved back, keeping a false smile on his face.
Then, once he left and closed the door behind him, he broke into a run. He ran and ran and ran down the big hall, into the auditorium, and scrambled into his box as fast as he could. Then, when he came into his tv room, he looked at the label again.
Advanced Remnant - Contains metallic properties - Instructions: Pour liquid into metallic parts to activate effects - Can be used for trapping souls and giving life to inanimate objects. Use with caution.
Puppet gasped. This wasn't just Remnant, it was Advanced Remnant. It had to be a recent creation of Afton. But...how could someone as unknowing as Ballora have possibly found it, of all people?
"No...no, no, no..." He muttered. "How did Ballora get this stuff? And why is it...different? It didn't bring things to life before. It only just...does this mean Afton is...oh no. He couldn't be...this is bad. I have to tell Baby about this later. But, for now...I think it's time I research this. I need to find out how to engineer a counter to this stuff."
Puppet, with the vial safe in his hand, headed for his computer room, ready to begin research of the contents of this. He needed to act quickly before something bad happened...
Ballora watched as Puppet closed the door and left before she turned back to Reggie. "Oh, I hope he creates LOTS of snowmen! The more, the merrier."
"Yes, darling, indeed..." Reggie muttered dutifully. "Though I am wondering why you were so willing to let him have that."
"Oh Reggie, of course I let him have it! After all, that wasn't all of that weird Remnant stuff that I had."
"It...wasn't?"
"Nope! I've got an extra container stored backstage. Puppet can't be the only one creating snowmen, you know!"
"Oh, uh, of course darling..."
"Now, I'm gonna get some rest. You should too, Reggie. We've got a busy month ahead of us. So many festivities I've still got planned! Well, it's a matter for tomorrow's Ballora, not today's Ballora. See you tomorrow, sweetheart."
She kissed Reggie on the cheek and went backstage, closing the door behind her.
Reggie sighed as she left, then walked off of his platform and went to sit down on one of the couches at the end of the room. He had his worries about what Ballora would do with that liquid stuff, he had to admit, but...no, it was fine.
Perhaps he was just overthinking this...perhaps not...he didn't know.
Only time would tell...
Chapter 50: Snowed Inside
Summary:
Foxy wakes up expecting a normal day, but instead finds the pizzeria covered in a blanket of snow.
Chapter Text
Funtime Foxy woke with a yawn inside his cove, up from another refreshing sleep at last. He stretched out his limbs before continuing. Keeping his limbs stretched out would keep him ready for tasks and prevent him from rusting.
Now THAT was a good sleep. He thought fondly. But, I can't deactivate myself forever. I must face every day with courage, and as I have with the days before this one, I shall face this one confidently and readily. There's definitely going to be some sort of thing I'm going to have to do today, but I feel like I can do it.
Foxy, first of all, eyed the trapdoor that led to his back room. I should probably go into my back room and check it for a moment. Bon-Bon's been missing for a little while, so I need to find him now, and checking back here might be the best place to start.
He grabbed the trapdoor handle and tugged on it, expecting it to come open as it usually did. However, instead of it flying open, it refused to budge any further. Foxy, confused, adjusted his grip on the handle and tugged with more strength and focus than before, but the trapdoor continued to stay locked.
Hey, what the-? Why isn't it opening? Foxy thought. Is the trapdoor stuck or something? Foxy tugged on it some more, but nothing happened. What's going on? Why is this not opening-
Foxy suddenly noticed something: there was a yellow sticky note attached to the trapdoor. Foxy pulled it off of the trapdoor. Interestingly, it appeared to have been stuck on top of a keyhole indented into the trapdoor. Momentarily ignoring this, Foxy held the note up to his face so he could read it:
Hey, Foxy.
If you're reading this, that means that you've noticed that you can't get into your back room. Well, let me provide an explanation!
See, I'm redecorating it again. I was originally pretty happy with how it turned out the first time, but now I thought that it might need some more renovations. So, I've locked the trapdoor using the pizzeria's master key. No, I'm not going to give you the key. At least not until renovations and decorations are finished.
I'll be working on it a lot, don't worry. It should be done in no time at all!
Puppet
Foxy stared at these words for what seemed like ages, transfixed at looking to these inky pen-drawn words written down on the tiny yellow paper, before doing anything.
Oh. My. GOD! He yelled in his mind, suddenly regaining control of himself. Why does Puppet have to do this?! First he redecorates it without my permission, then he blocks it off to redecorate it AGAIN without my permission! What is his deal?! Oh, that's it. I'm gonna have to pay him a visit.
Foxy threw the sticky note onto the ground carelessly and turned around, grabbing the curtains and wrenching them open, before heading out of the cove and heading for the doorway into the main room-
-and stopped in his tracks, letting out a gasp as he viewed what was in the main room ahead of him.
From the doorway where he stood, the entire main room floor had been coated with inches after inches of heavy snow, high enough so that it reached Foxy's waist and reached the tables and chairs in the main room.
Foxy gazed at this, openmouthed, before yelling out.
"Why is there SNOW here?!" Foxy exclaimed. "We're indoors!"
As he viewed this, suddenly he saw Puppet enter the main room, moving through the snow until he got over to where Foxy was standing. The marionette was wearing clothes, too; a black sweater, white mittens, and yellow snow boots.
"Hello, Foxy!" Puppet greeted. "How's your day been?"
"Puppet, come on! What did you do this time?!" Foxy demanded to know, his mind already jumping to conclusions about who filled the main room with snow.
"Woah, woah, calm down. I didn't do anything this time, okay? I was actually coming here to talk about this." Puppet pointed at the snow.
"But what is WITH IT?" Foxy put a hand over the snow and immediately pulled it away; the snow was ice-cold to the touch, even for Foxy's fur and inner heating system. "Woah, that snow is DANG cold! Puppet, what is up with this?"
"It wasn't me, Foxy! Remember those snowman from yesterday? Well, thanks to your carelessness, they probably went on a rampage through the building, and somehow there's snow in here now!"
"Hey, come on! Ballora created those snowmen, not me- wait, why do you get a sweater and boots? Why didn't you bring some for me?"
"Well, I didn't get you any. I thought that since you were a fox, you'd be able to handle this. Since you have fur and all that, you're probably even a snow fox."
"Really? Why would you assume that I'm a snow fox?"
"Because you're white. And you have a fuzzy face."
"Excuse me, Puppet, but you're not a fox-ist, are you?"
"What? No! I just saw that you had a fuzzy face and thought that that fuzz was useful!"
"Well, it ISN'T! The snow, to me, is really cold!" Foxy touched the snow again and quickly pulled his hand away. "Yeesh...I guess my body's more used to higher temperatures. Anyway, this is a problem! We need to do something about this! Like...actually, we should talk to Ballora about this. She was responsible for all of the snowmen being created in the first place."
"She is kind of their leader, in a sense, so we should go talk to her."
"Right. But to get to her, we're gonna need to clear a path through this snow."
Foxy reached out with his hands and began to push the snow apart, ignoring the coldness of the snow as he began clearing a path. It was hard work with his hands, though, so he turned back to Puppet.
"Hey, Puppet, this is pretty hard to do with my hands." He said. "Do you have a shovel?"
"No, but I think there's one on the kitchen. Be right back." Puppet replied, and he went his own way in the snow, clearing a path to the kitchen. Foxy kept digging his own path through the main room, trying to make it head into the smaller hall. Then Puppet came out of the kitchen lugging a snow shovel, and he handed it to Foxy. "There you go."
"Thank you." Foxy thanked the marionette, and then he got back to work clearing a path.
It was much easier now; the shovel was better at pushing away the snow then his hands. He dug the path through the main room, went around the Christmas tree, and kept going as he reached the smaller hall. The snow was piled up here too.
As Foxy kept digging through the smaller hall towards the bigger hall, he carried a conversation with Puppet, who was following behind him.
"So, even though we're heading to Ballora, do you need to get anything out of your room first? I can clear a path there if needed."
Puppet seemed to think for a moment, then shook his head.
"No, I don't need anything." He answered calmly.
"Are you sure?"
"Mostly. I mean, I might think of something while we're digging through the snow, but for now, I'm fine."
"Okay, good. We need to go visit Ballora right now, anyway, so it's good that we're not taking any detours." Foxy went back to shoveling through the snow. He shoveled a path through the small hall and came into the big hall, then kept shoveling the past in the direction of the doors that led to Ballora's room. "Here we go. By the way, Puppet, just letting you know that I'm only making a path right now. If we can't clean this up later, then at least we can get it out of the way."
"Yeah, alright."
Foxy started to shovel again, but stopped as the tip of the shovel touched the snow. Then he turned back to Puppet. "Wait, where's Bon-Bon?"
"He's, uh...buried under the snow somewhere." Puppet said, trying to make it sound as if it wasn't important.
"That doesn't sound good. Shouldn't we go and save him-"
"Nope! Saving him isn't important."
"But we-"
"Foxy, give me back the shovel."
"What? Why?"
"So you can't dig through the snow anymore."
Foxy paused, then, coming to a sudden realization, groaned and facepalmed. "You buried Bon-Bon in the snow somewhere, didn't you?"
"...No..."
Foxy narrowed his eyes at the marionette. "Puppet, tell me the truth."
"Fine, fine, I did bury him. He challenged me to a snowball fight in the auditorium, so I threw so many snowballs at him that he got buried under all of the snow."
"Augh, really?! Then I'm turning around and finding him." Foxy turned right around and started shoveling through the hall in the opposite direction, this time towards the doorway to the auditorium.
"Wait, no! He's not over there, I promise!"
Foxy ignored Puppet and kept digging. Once the path had finally came into the auditorium, he called out.
"Bon-Bon!" He called. He was met by muffled shouting somewhere underneath the snow that coated the entire room, though it was hard for Foxy to distinguish where it was coming from, even when he strained his ears trying to listen. "Bon-Bon, I hear you!" Foxy kept shoveling away as much snow as possible as he tried to find where Bon-Bon was buried, but he had no success. "Dang, I can't find him-" He suddenly went quiet. Something was tapping him on the shoulder.
Foxy turned around and saw that one of the living snowmen from yesterday was tapping him with its wooden arm. As soon as Foxy looked at it, it stopped tapping his shoulder and just stood there, staring at him with its pumpkin head. Another snowman was sliding around the room.
"There's snowmen still around here?!" Foxy exclaimed. "Oh, I'm not standing for this!" Foxy wacked the snowmen's head with the shovel. Due to the tool being stronger than his fists, the snowmen's pumpkin head was destroyed at once, and its body melted down into a small pile of snow with pieces of pumpkin floating around in it. He ran over to the other snowmen and did the same.
"Yeah, I told you that we didn't get rid of them all yesterday." Puppet commented. "I think that after you went asleep, the snowmen spent the daytime growing in number."
"Dang, then that means there may or may not be more of them around here." Foxy looked back at the auditorium, considering for a moment whether or not he should go to Bon-Bon's rescue right now, then decided against it. "You know what? I'll get Bon-Bon later. I'm sure he'll be fine. Snow doesn't destroy animatronics."
Immediately after he said this, Bon-Bon's muffled shouting grew even louder than before, as well as angrier then before, too. Foxy winced, but did his best to ignore it.
Yeah, I'm probably gonna regret this decision later on... Foxy thought.
"Say, now that I think about it...I have no idea which spot he's buried in." Puppet mentioned. "When I did bury him, I didn't exactly focus on where."
"He could be anywhere. Even your room." Foxy added.
Puppet made a face. "He'd better not be tracking snow into my box. Cleaning that up would suck."
Foxy and Puppet turned around and headed back down the pathway through the big hall, and Foxy dug the rest of the way to Ballora's room. Using the shovel, he tossed away the snow that was blocking the door and opened it up, heading inside.
"Ballora- HOLY HECK!" Foxy exclaimed as he entered and was met with a blast of heat and cold at the same time.
The room was decked out in Christmas decorations; lights, stockings, wreaths, presents, everything. There was even another Christmas tree (albeit a smaller one without the golden top hat tree topper) situated on Ballora's platform. Ballora herself was putting ornaments on it, humming 'O Christmas Tree' as she went. Piles of snow were littered in various areas of the room, some bigger than others. But by far the thing that stood out most in the room was a giant igloo off to the left, big enough to fit where it was and looking very well-made, with all of the details of an igloo added into it. It looked as if whoever made it had wanted it to look perfect. Also, despite the snow making the room cold, there was also heat in the room too, probably from the heater in the pizzeria, which was currently running in this room. Foxy guessed that Ballora must have turned it on herself.
"Oh, hello, guys!" Ballora greeted, not turning around from her work. "Like the decorations?"
Foxy gaped at everything for a moment, memorized by the room, then snapped out of it, realizing that he really needed to talk to Ballora about the snow.
"Puppet, here's your shovel back." Foxy said to Puppet quickly, handing the shovel back to Puppet.
"Oh, thanks." Puppet replied, taking back the shovel.
Foxy nodded, and then walked over to Ballora. "Ballora, we need to talk." He said firmly.
Ballora turned around to look at Foxy, and Foxy suddenly realized that she was wearing a Christmas sweater, one that was blue with red sleeves, as well as brown mittens to go with it. She gave him a quizzical look. "About what? Can't you see I'm busy decorating my Christmas tree?"
Foxy loudly cleared his robotic throat and gestured at the piles of snow. "What is that?"
"Well, it's snow."
"I know that it's snow, Ballora. The real question is, why is there snow EVERYWHERE?!"
Ballora looked a bit uncomfortable with this question. "Um...see...to make a long story short...I recycled my snowman army."
"What?! So all this snow...are you telling me that it came from the corpses of the snowmen?"
"Correct."
"...ugh, that's just weird. I mean, the snowmen may not have been alive like us, but...it feels wrong to have their snowy remains everywhere." As Foxy said this, he suddenly realized that his systems were beginning to freeze. He, shivering slightly, looked to Puppet. "Um, Puppet, do you have any more sweaters, mittens, and boots? I'm getting kind of cold..."
"I might." Puppet responded fairly. "What size are you?"
"Uh...actually, I don't know what size I am."
"Okay, I'll judge for myself then." Puppet observed Foxy for a moment, then said: "You look like an extra-extra-extra large to me."
"You know what, nevermind! Keep your snow clothes! I'd rather be cold then wearing oversized clothing...at least Ballora gets a sweater and mittens. By the way, Ballora, your sweater and mittens look nice."
"Thank you." Ballora thanked Foxy, beaming.
"You're welcome. So, Puppet...wait a second, I forgot something!"
"Forgot what?" Puppet stuttered.
"Puppet, why'd you block my room off?!"
"Didn't you see my note? I said I was going to redecorate it."
"Then why didn't you start EARLIER?"
"Well, I was going to start this morning, but then I woke up and found all this snow everywhere. And then after that, I kind of forgot to do it."
"But when did you get the time to block off my room?"
"Remember yesterday when you were playing catch with Bon-Bon? I did it then."
"But why block it off? Shouldn't I get to see my room be decorated?"
"I want it to be a surprise, actually, so not yet."
"Ugh, fine, fine, I'll wait."
Why do I even bother to leave my room if stuff like this is going to happen? Foxy groaned inside his head as he turned away from Puppet, shifting his attention to another thing that had been bothering him: the igloo.
"You have an IGLOO, Ballora?!" Foxy exclaimed, and he ran over and walked inside of the igloo to see that Reggie was in here. He was sitting on a wooden chair by a hole filled with water, with a fishing rod in his hand and the line of the rod already cast into the water. Foxy could even see ACTUAL FISH floating around inside of the pond. Besides that, the artificial campfire was also in here, sitting in the center of the room. Smoke was drifting out of the fire and through a hole in the ceiling, where it disappeared as soon as it went through. There was also a tray next to Reggie, which was lined with fish that had already been caught.
"Yeah, I do! Isn't it great?" Ballora exclaimed, pleased with herself. "I even borrowed the artificial campfire from the camping room before it was blocked off and put it in here."
"I guess? Oh, and, hey Reggie."
"Hello." Reggie said back, looking up at Foxy and waving. "Just doing some fishing here. Do you like all of the fish I've caught so far?" He pointed at the tray.
"You are? But...how are you fishing in that tiny pond?"
"I made it like that!" Ballora answered. "I just went and ordered some fish in from the local pet store in town and put them in the pond so Reggie can catch them!"
"And it really works?"
"Yep!"
"I have to try this. Reggie, can I have your fishing rod?"
"Sure." Reggie got up and handed Foxy the fishing rod, and Foxy sat down on the chair and cast the rod's line into the water.
"Good, thanks, because I don't believe this works. I'm gonna test it out just to prove that."
"Okay, then? Well, I wouldn't say you'll be able to catch anything. Fishing is an acquired skill, Foxy, not something anybody can do with little effort."
"Well, I'm doing it anyway."
"Alright then. Make sure to be careful okay? Don't scare the fish off."
"Be careful too. You wouldn't want to catch your finger on that hook." Puppet added. "You could get hurt."
"Puppet, we're made of metal. I doubt it would hurt."
"Just be careful with the hook anyways, okay?" Ballora sighed. "It's not safe to swing it around."
"Right, right." Foxy focused for a moment. Then, he could see a fish approaching the hook. Once it bit, he reeled it in as best he could. The hook came out of the water, a clownfish attached to it. Foxy gaped at it, amazed that he caught something. The clownfish flopped around at the end of the hook before going still, indicating that it was dead. "This...ACTUALLY WORKS?!"
"I told you it did!" Ballora grinned.
"Wow. Consider me impressed." Foxy put the fish onto the tray, gave the fishing rod and chair back to Reggie, and left the igloo, Puppet and Ballora following behind him. Foxy was certainly still off-put by all the changes to the room, and he looked around at it, trying to find any other changes. He eyed the skeletons sitting on the rows of chairs. Did Ballora move them? "Hey, Ballora, did you move the skeletons? I don't remember them being in these positions."
"Yeah, I did. They were getting a little dusty, so I thought putting them in different spots would help." Ballora answered, nodding.
"Alright." Foxy looked at the skeletons on the stage and saw something interesting: the headless skeleton sitting on the stage now had a golden crown hung on its neck. "What the heck? Ballora, when'd you put a crown on this guy?"
"Oh, that? I found it in my toy box and thought it would be funny to put it on this guy's headless head. Kinda like a replacement, hee hee!"
"Okay, that's a bit weird, but then again, we're all kinda weird."
"Why does it look like they're doing yoga?" Puppet asked, noticing that some of the skeletons were placed as if stretching out.
"Because maybe sometimes, uh, skeletons have to stretch their bones!" Ballora replied. "After all, they were stuck in one position for a while until I moved them."
"Wait a second..." Foxy interrupted. Something was coming to mind. "If there's all this snow around here, then...guys, can we pay a visit to the auditorium? I need to check something."
"Uh, sure, I guess."
Foxy nodded, then led his friends out of Ballora's room.
"So if the place is like this today, then I'm curious to see..." Foxy muttered as he entered the auditorium. Using his hands, he dug another path to the doorway of his water ride and peered inside to look at it. "...oh no, I was right."
The entire water ride was no longer a water ride, because the water had been frozen into ice, making it more of a skating rink than a water ride.
Ballora, who was also there, gasped. "It's an ice-skating rink!" She exclaimed happily. "Let's go and skate!"
She pushed Foxy through the doorway, and Foxy landed onto the ice below.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Foxy yelped. The ice was slippery, and he was struggling to keep balance. He slid across the water ride from one side to the other, putting a hand up to the wall to momentarily stop himself, before his slipping and sliding led him back across the water ride. After a minute of this, Foxy finally stopped himself, finally managing to achieve perfect balance without slipping.
Puppet came through the doorway and onto the ice as well, and he too began to lose balance, his yellow boots easily wanting to slip over the ice. "Woah, geez!" He yelled.
Foxy, meanwhile, started to get the hang of it. With his metal feet, he began to slide across the ice in a more stabilized manner, as if he was wearing skates on his feet. He laughed and grinned, actually beginning to enjoy this.
"Man, this is a lot better once you get the hang of it!" Foxy laughed. He looked at the doorway, where Ballora was peering in. "Hey, Ballora, join us! This is great!"
"Nah, not now. I think I'll fish instead!" Ballora said, and she whipped out a fishing rod and put the line to the ice. Of course, the hook just bounced off the frozen surface and laid there on the floor afterward. "Oh, right, this is ice. Woops, heh heh..."
"So as fun as skating is...this is supposed to be a water ride." Puppet pointed out. "Have we ever come in here and used this area the way it was intended to be used?"
"Once, we did, and it really didn't work too well."
"Well, now it's been quite a few things: not just a bumper boats ride, but also a wrestling ring, and now an ice-skating rink."
"Yeah, true. Although am I bit confused as to how this happened. I can understand the whole thing about the snow being the remains of Ballora's snowmen army, but how can snow being everywhere turn water into ice?"
"Um, I'm not too sure." Ballora commented, looking down at the ice. "Maybe somebody accidentally turned the thermostat down really low?"
"Turned down the thermostat? Hey, wait a minute! Ballora, was that you?"
Ballora looked surprised, then turned away. "I didn't do anything, I swear."
"Don't lie! This was all thanks to you, wasn't it?"
"Nope!" Ballora ran away from the door.
"Hey, where do you think you're going?!" Foxy skated over to the doorway and climbed out of the ride, running to follow Ballora into the auditorium.
"What if there's more snowmen around here?" Puppet said as he came out too.
"Is there, Ballora?"
"No! I made sure to get rid of them all!" Ballora answered. "If there's any more around here, it's probably because I must've missed them!"
"Then I'm looking around." Foxy entered the nearby big hall and went over to where the two bathrooms were, the others following him as he went. He noticed that snow was covering the doorway into the boys' bathroom. "Hey, why is this blocked off? That's no good." He got to work, shoving the snow aside to open the doorway back up. "I'm looking in here. If there's any more snowmen in here, they're gonna be gone!" Foxy ran right into the bathroom...only to find nobody there. He sighed and walked back out. "Okay, there isn't any. Lucky you." He looked at the girls' bathroom doorway. "What about in there?" He made to step inside of there.
"Hey, don't go in there!" Ballora shouted.
"Augh, sorry! I keep forgetting that I'm not supposed to go in there." Foxy stepped away from the doorway. He ran down the big hallway, peering through the doorways to the three party rooms. When he arrived at the last one, the one they had celebrated Ballora's 'birthday' in at the end of October, was empty of all the presents that had littered the floor before. "Oh, hey, Ballora, you cleared all the presents off of the floor."
"Yeah, I decided it'd be for the best to clean that up."
"Good, thanks."
"You're welcome."
"Hey, look, I can touch the ceiling!" Puppet suddenly shouted out, and Foxy saw that the marionette had climbed onto an area of the snow where it was stacked particularly high, and his spindly-fingered hand was touching the wooden ceiling.
"Oh, let me try!" Foxy got onto the snow as well and also managed to touch the ceiling. "Wow, I can! Amazing!" He and Puppet climbed off of the snow mountain. "Okay, so, now that that's done...Ballora, you've got the task of cleaning all of the snow here, AKA your snowmen army remains, by tomorrow."
"Why me?" Ballora asked, seeming a little annoyed.
"Because this is your mess, not ours, and me and Puppet have no responsibility in helping you clean this up. Also, Bon-Bon's currently buried under the snow somewhere, so you can't hope to make him do it unless you can find him and convince him somehow. Freddy and Baby are off doing their own thing, of course, so there's no way you can ask them, and I doubt they'd say yes anyway. Speaking of those two, I think Baby's off in her room playing video games again. And you know her, Ballora; she's always so focused into her games that there's almost no way of getting her off that doesn't involve waiting for her to get off herself or unplugging the tv. And even if you did decide to unplug the tv, she'd be furious. So, it's all up to you, Ballora."
Ballora, looking very anxious, stared around at the snow. "Um...yeah, about that...there's a lot of snow around here. It's gonna take a while to clean it all up. At the very least, it'd take a couple hours. So, I have a better idea. How about I turn up the thermostat, and we can let the snow melt by itself."
"I mean, maybe, but maybe not now. Because...we can turn it into SNOWBALLS!" Foxy scooped up some nearby snow and threw it right at Ballora, who screamed.
"Augh! No!" She quickly ran right back into her room.
Puppet, meanwhile, seemed to disapprove. "Foxy, come on. You're just spreading the snow around by doing that."
"Forget about that, just help me do this!" Foxy ordered, scooping up more snowballs and handing them to Puppet. "We're gonna get her back for covering this place in snow!"
Right as he heard this, Puppet seemed to change his mind. "Alright, let's do this, then."
They each grabbed as many snowballs as they could carry, while Ballora shouted from her room.
"Reggie! Get the cannons, will you?!" She commanded. "This means war!"
Foxy and Puppet, with their snowballs, ran into Ballora's room and exclaimed.
Ballora had set a small snow fort on top of the igloo, with two cannons on either side of it, pointed down at Foxy and Puppet. Ballora herself had a fairly large stack of snowballs.
"FIRE!" She yelled, and the cannons began shooting out large snowballs at Foxy and Puppet, who scrambled to avoid them as they threw their own snowballs back at Ballora. Ballora kept dodging the snowballs thrown back at her as she rigorously reloaded the cannons with more snowballs while they continued to fire. "Reggie, help me out here!"
"I don't want to fight them!" Reggie shouted as respectfully as he could, hiding inside the igloo to take shelter from the snowballs. "I just wanted to sit here and fish!"
"Fine, I don't need you, then!"
The fight continued, with either side managing to score some good hits every now and then.
"Gotta keep going!" Foxy shouted as he ducked underneath an oncoming snowball and kept throwing his own back at Ballora. One nailed her in the face.
"AARGH!" She squealed, pushing it off. "Dang it, where do you guys keep getting these snowballs?!"
"From all the snow you left lying around the place!
"Ugh, of course! Cannons, fire FASTER!"
The cannons began to shoot at Foxy and Puppet even faster than before, and Foxy found he was having more trouble avoiding them now.
"Who the heck gave Ballora cannons, anyway?!" Foxy exclaimed. "How could she have gotten them?"
"Reggie ordered them in for this special occasion!" Ballora shot back.
"He did? Man, then he's really handy!"
"He very much is! He does everything for me, after all."
They kept going, but after a few minutes, both sides ran out of snowballs, and now they were both sitting down to take a rest break.
"Ah, that was fun." Foxy sighed.
"Yeah." Puppet added.
"I agree." Ballora agreed as she climbed off the igloo and walked over to join them.
Foxy looked over at Ballora's pedestal, wanting to see what there was to talk about. He saw her Christmas tree sitting on there, the same one he had noticed earlier, and decided to ask her about it.
"So you have your own Christmas tree?" He asked.
"Yes, of course I do, since it's December! Duh!" Ballora replied, acting as if it had been obvious.
"Then you're pretty festive, I guess. You definitely have...what was it called? A better Christmas spirit?"
"Well, yeah. You guys have heard me talking about Christmas ever since last month, so that should tell you just how into this holiday I am."
"Were you? I wasn't really paying attention half the time. It was a mix between Christmas, your birthday, and most of all, how great you were."
"Yeah, and knowing how many times you've mentioned holidays...I bet you're just gonna bring up another one after this 'Christmas' thing is over." Puppet guessed.
"Hey, come on!" Ballora whined. "I'm not that boring!"
"Hey, Puppet, did you hear her say something? I only heard 'blah blah blah'." Foxy teased, nudging Puppet with his elbow.
"Ugh."
"Yeah, nevermind that." Foxy walked back over and into the igloo, where Reggie was still sitting, fishing. "Hey, Reggie, how are you? Enjoying this holiday and the igloo?"
"I am, actually." Reggie replied, looking over at Foxy. "I haven't had my own place to stay in a long time. I'm glad my...ahem...beloved Ballora gave me one."
"Sounds good."
"It most certainly is. Also, I'm still waiting to get my costume. Any news on that subject?"
"We're working on it. As I said, if we find one, it'll be yours."
"Thank you."
Foxy exited the igloo and walked back over to the others. "So, how about you guys? How are you doing?"
"Well, we have pretty nice sweaters, so I'd say I'm happy." Puppet said, nodding.
"Me too." Ballora added.
"Good to hear! Although these moments of peace aren't gonna last forever." Foxy told them. "Bon-Bon is gonna be downright livid with us when we get him out from under the snow later."
"Why with us, though?"
"Well...let's just say that Puppet and Bon-Bon are as friendly as ever. Which is to say, not at all. Puppet threw a giant snowball at him and buried him under the snow."
"Oooh! Puppet, was it a HUGE snowball?"
"It was about twice his size." Puppet explained. "That should put things into perspective for you."
"And he's stuck under the snow somewhere?"
"Yeah, somewhere in the auditorium." Foxy responded. "We don't have any idea exactly WHERE he is, though. I would've gone looking for him, but I got lazy and gave up."
"I understand that. The snow is pretty thick, so it'd take a lot of effort to dig him out."
"You know what, though? I need to go find him anyways. I don't know why I thought leaving him under there was a good idea." Foxy looked at Puppet. "Don't come with me, Puppet. If Bon-Bon sees you while he's angry...well, he'll probably attack you."
"Then I'll attack back." Puppet answered calmly. "He won't get one over me."
"Sure, do that. Anyway, I'd better get to work finding him and digging him out of the snow." Foxy and Puppet headed out the door and began to go down the big hallway.
"Oh, and, just a heads-up...the snow is flammable." Ballora called after them as they left. "Alright, you guys go and have fun! I'll just be in my room if you need me!" She closed the door.
Foxy froze, then, staring at Puppet, said: "That doesn't sound good...oh well, I'd better just go and search for him nonetheless."
Then the two animatronics headed down the hall towards the auditorium, preparing to finally rescue Bon-Bon from wherever it was that he was buried...
Chapter 51: The Cook
Summary:
Puppet has hired a new chef to make pizza for the pizzeria. However, the chef's ideas of food to make are very different from what he was hired to make.
Chapter Text
I really need to get my room back. Puppet should really just call this redecoration project quits and unlock the trapdoor.
Funtime Foxy was sitting by himself inside his cove, staring over at the locked trapdoor on the floor of the cove. He had woken up today and had tried to enter his back room, but then remembered that Puppet had locked it away and that he couldn't get into it right now.
At the very least, I'll have to go and demand he unlock the trapdoor and show me what he's doing in there. Foxy thought. It's my room, so I should be involved in any sort of projects involving it, shouldn't I? But hopefully he won't just procrastinate like he has been doing recently. He keeps SAYING he's gonna get to work on it, but then he doesn't. He keeps SAYING that I'm gonna love it when it's done, but I doubt that.
Foxy paused, then sighed. He stood up and opened his cove curtains, looking out over his front room.
Maybe I shouldn't complain, though. I still have my front room to myself, and that means I have a lot of space.
Foxy's mind drifted over to something else: yesterday, Ballora had finally turned up the thermostat, and the snow had melted away so that the pizzeria was back how it was supposed to be.
Ugh, I'm so glad Ballora finally got rid of the snow. Still doesn't make me forgive her for all the SHOVELING and DIGGING I had to do just to get to her room and demand she fix the problem! And even before that, I still had to dig Bon-Bon out of the snow. Speaking of, I wonder where he is. He was pretty upset with us after we dug him out of the snow, and then he ran off, saying he was going to go find Gregory. He could be anywhere at this point. So I guess today is gonna be another one of those nights where I have to find out what I'm going to do myself.
Foxy exited his room and entered the main room. Nobody was here today, to his surprise.
AND it looks like everybody's gone today. Again.
Suddenly, Foxy realized that a familiar voice was drifting out of the doorway into the kitchen, which was ajar at that point in time.
"Alright, and that's how you're supposed to do it." The familiar voice explained. "Can you remember that?"
Hey, that's Puppet. Foxy realized. What's he doing in the kitchen?
"No, no, no! That is-a not how you're supposed to do it!" Another voice complained, one that Foxy didn't recognize. It seemed to have a thick Italian accent.
Who's that? Foxy wondered. Somebody else must be in there with Puppet. Doesn't sound like anybody I know lives here, though...
Foxy wandered over to the kitchen door and peered inside to see what was going on.
Puppet was standing and talking to somebody Foxy had never seen: a human man, dressed like a chef. He had messy black hair and tan skin. He was wearing the signature white chef's hat and coat, as well as red gloves and black pants. He was also holding a big spoon.
"You're supposed to-a put this there and then mix these together!" The chef explained, making hand gestures to explain whatever it was he was explaining. "Then, voila! it's finished!"
"No, that isn't right either." Puppet groaned. "Come on, you told me you know how to do this. I'm trusting you to do a good job."
"You-a got it all wrong, I tell you! It's very clearly-"
"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!" Foxy exclaimed, having been gaping at the chef before finally speaking.
Puppet and the chef turned to look at Foxy.
"Oh, hello!" The chef greeted in a friendly manner.
"Hey, Foxy, nice of you to join us." Puppet greeted. "I've got somebody to introduce. This here is a chef guy that I hired! His name is Deniah."
"No, you're-a saying it wrong!" The chef said. "It's Dinah."
"Dinah?" Foxy stuttered. "Wait, isn't that supposed to be a girl's name?"
"Oh, yes, but my mama and papa believed I could be called anything, you see!" Dinah replied.
"Okay, nevermind that! Puppet, why did you bring a human in here?"
"Well, Dinah here is going to be our new chef/baker!" Puppet introduced. "He's gonna make pizza for us, mainly."
"Wow, really?" Foxy said, amazed. He was excited to finally have pizza in the pizzeria. "Dinah, you're gonna make pizza?"
"But of course!" Dinah exclaimed, smiling. "I will also be wearing humming opera as I work! In my country, opera is very much a good thing, and I believe it will help e focus!"
"Opera?! Uh, I..."
"Do you like opera too? I can-a sing for you!"
"No, no, that's fine, you don't need to!" Foxy sighed, then looked at Puppet. "Puppet...I need to talk to you. In private."
Puppet nodded, then, while Dinah sang to himself, the two of them talked to each other.
"Let me be honest, Puppet...this isn't one of the better choices you've made." Foxy told him bluntly.
"How is it not?" Puppet stuttered, confused. "I hired us a new chef to make us pizza. That's supposed to be a positive to all of this."
"But he's a human, and he's also somewhere extremely close to where Garbage is! They could end up working together to get Garbage out of the hole!"
"Hey, you two! Would you-a like some bread?" Dinah offered, holding up some loaves of bread.
"Uh, no thank you-" Foxy began.
"No, I insist! Take it!" Dinah shoved a loaf of bread into Foxy's hands.
"Ugh, fine, I'll take it. But, anyway, Puppet, I'm telling you that that isn't good. When Garbage finds out about Dinah, he might try to take advantage of Dinah and try to get the chef to help him escape."
"Well, see...Garbage is all the way down there, and Dinah is all the way up here. There isn't any ladder hidden anywhere in the kitchen, or anything else Dinah could use to help Garbage escape. I think we'll be okay."
"Then you know what? I'm going to go and get Ballora. She really needs to know about this chef guy too."
"Alright, you do that."
Foxy left the kitchen, heading for Ballora's room.
"Hey, where is-a your friend going?" Dinah asked Puppet as he saw Foxy leave.
"He's getting another one of our friends." Puppet answered. "She'll get to try your food too."
"Oh, how wonderful! I welcome anyone who is willing to try my food!"
"Yeah, yeah, well, let's just wait for him to come back with her."
Ballora had better take my side on this one. Foxy thought, a little upset at his predicament. She had better be as upset about this as I am, too.
Foxy wasn't entirely for the idea of having another human so close by garbage. He liked having a pet security guard, and losing him was something he wasn't trying to achieve. Letting somebody who could help Garbage escape stay nearby was taking a huge risk, and now Foxy was hoping he could convince Ballora to take his side and to help him convince Puppet that this was a bad idea.
Foxy was going down the small hall, and then the big hall, and then he arrived at Ballora's room, entering past the doors, which had been left wide open. However, as he looked, he couldn't see Ballora anywhere in the room. Reggie was standing on the stage by himself, respectfully standing there silently.
"Reggie, where's Ballora?" Foxy asked. "Shouldn't she be here?"
"Sorry, Foxy, but Ballora isn't here right now." Reggie replied, shaking his head. "She went off somewhere half an hour ago, and she didn't think to tell me where it was that she was going."
"Seems like it. Did she just leave her room doors wide open?"
"Yeah, she just got up and left all of the sudden, really. She was just suddenly 'Oh no, I forget something!' and then ran out of the room. Didn't even bother to close the doors behind her, either."
"Huh, then maybe she went to go play games with Baby. I'll have to go and check through the vent grate. I can't get in there, though, because Baby somehow figured out how to lock the door to the passage that leads to the vents, where she lives. Dunno how, but she did."
"Go do that, then. I'll just be here."
They waved to each other, and then Foxy left the room to go check the vents.
Foxy arrived in the auditorium and went right over to the vent grate on the wall right by the stage.
"Ballora!" He called, but got no response. "Ballora! Hey! Hello?!"
He waited, but still, nobody replied. However, he did hear sounds in the vents, such as rapid button pressing, that suggested that something was still going on in there.
Dang, they must have put on the noise cancellation headphones. Foxy groaned in his thoughts. And here I was hoping they'd be around to help me out. Oh, well, I'd better go back to the kitchen and hope that this chef guy can actually make pizza.
Foxy turned around and headed back.
After a few minutes of walking down the big and small hallways and across the main room, Foxy came back into the kitchen, where Puppet and Dinah were having another conversation.
"Okay, guys, I'm back." Foxy announced, drawing the others' attention. "Unfortunately, Ballora isn't available right now."
"Ballora? Who might-a that be?" Dinah asked interestedly. "That sounds like a beautiful name to-a me."
Foxy gaped at the chef. Oh no, not another human guy who has interest in Ballora...
Thankfully, Puppet denied Dinah for Foxy. "Oh, she's taken." He mentioned, shrugging. "You don't have to worry about her at all right now."
"She is? Who-a might be the guy who was stolen her heart? I am ready to show him that I am more capable-"
"Don't worry about that, okay?" Foxy sighed, cutting through the chef's rambling. "So, you said you can make pizza, so please go ahead and do that. I would really like some pizza."
"Pizza? No, no, we must not get to that yet! First, I shall show you what else I can-a cook! For example: bread!" He pulled out another loaf of bread. "Isn't bread wonderful?"
"We already know that you can make bread, Dinah!"
"I can-a make many kinds of bread! Garlic bread, mozzarella bread..."
"I don't want any bread."
"What about toast, then?" Dinah put away the loaf of bread and took out a slice of toast instead. "Do-a you like toast? You should, because everybody likes it!"
"Hey, I do!" Puppet exclaimed, and Dinah gave Puppet the toast. Puppet excitedly shoved it down his mouth hole, where it would travel down into his inner storage tank and stay there for a few hours. "Foxy, look! He's giving us toast!"
"Puppet, you already have tons of toast down in your kitchen. Besides, toast is just toasted bread slices."
"But now I have MORE toast! This is the best day ever."
"Yeesh, you really like bread, don't you?"
"You bet I do. I'm already beginning to like Dinah a lot!"
"Okay, that's fine and all, but we should continue. Dinah, bread and toast are great, but what else can you make?"
"More bread! Big bread loaves, you see!" Dinah announced, putting more loaves of bread on the kitchen counter.
"Ugh, again? Puppet, you're in heaven right now, aren't you?"
"Mmm-hmm!" Puppet answered, looking pleased with Dinah. "Bread goes good with everything, after all! Name one thing you can't eat bread with."
"...um...uh...okay, you win this round." Foxy turned back to Dinah. "Once again, Dinah, bread is very good and stuff, but why else can you make BESIDES bread?"
"I can make beautiful gingerbread houses!" Dinah placed gingerbread houses on the countertop. They were already decorated with candy, such as gumdrops, and icing too, as well as little gingerbread men sitting in front of the houses.
"Oh, well, that's a little bit different, I guess, and pretty Christmas-themed, too. Ballora would probably love these, since she's always so gung-ho about Christmas."
"See, Dinah's got all the bread!" Puppet called out flamboyantly. "Bread for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert too!"
"True." Foxy took one of the gingerbread houses, and, observing it, had an idea of what to do with it. He walked over to the nearby garbage chute, opened it up, and tossed the gingerbread house down into it. "There we go."
"Huh? What's down-a there?" Dinah asked curiously.
"Nothing, pal, nothing-"
"Woah, a gingerbread house. Sweet." Foxy suddenly heard Garbage pipe up. "Hey, wait a minute. I hear another new voice up there!"
"Oh, hello down there, stranger!" Dinah greeted Garbage. "How are you-a doing today?"
"Not too great, but, who are you?"
"A chef who can make many great things! Would you like some bread?"
"Uh-"
"Have some bread!" Dinah walked over to the garbage chute with some loaves of bread and tossed it down into the chute.
Foxy could hear Garbage gasp. "Oh, bread! Good, I was getting tired of the chicken. It's normal bread, but, it's better than nothing."
"Enjoying the bread? Have some toast, too!" Dinah tossed slices of toast down into the chute as well.
"Hey, now I get to have sliced and toasted bread! This is actually pretty good."
Great, just great. Foxy thought worriedly. I was hoping that Garbage wouldn't find out about Dinah, but it's too late now. Stupid old me, opening the garbage chute like that...
"Say, why do you have another man down in this 'chute' thing?" Dinah asked Foxy and Puppet.
"Oh, um, I-" Foxy stuttered, trying to think up a lie. "-he's, uh, on vacation!"
"Vacation? Wow, I envy him. He sounds like he is-a in an interesting place."
"Yeah, a vacation for busywork!" Puppet lied. "He's definitely just cleaning down there."
"Just go back to cooking, okay?" Foxy ordered, pushing Dinah back behind the kitchen counter. "Also, he likes to get people in trouble, so if he asks you for anything, do not give him it!"
"Understood!" Dinah accepted, nodding quickly. "I will-a not listen to anything he says!"
"Thank you very much."
"You are-a very welcome! Now, would you like some more bread?"
"No, no more bread, okay?! Please, make something that ISN'T bread."
"Oh, I understand. How about a nice cooked turkey?" Dinah went over to one of the ovens, pulled out a large turkey on a tray, and placed it on the kitchen counter.
"Okay, we're getting closer now, but that's still not pizza."
"How about rotisserie lemon pepper turkey?" Dinah reached into another oven and pulled out another cooked turkey on a tray, except this one seemed to be more heavily seasoned than the other turkey.
"That's still turkey, pal! I mean, come on, you're a pizza chef! Why do you keep making stuff that is NOT pizza?!"
To Foxy's surprise, Dinah narrowed his eyes and scowled at Foxy. "Bakers and chefs can make anything they want in my-a country."
"And where are you from, exactly?"
"The great country of Italia, or Italy as you Americans call it. La nostra cucina è sempre la migliore del nostro paese! Faresti meglio a non dimenticarlo, curiosa piccola volpe."
"What?" Those last two sentences had been jabbered away in Italian, and Foxy didn't have Italian in his translator systems yet.
"Nevermind that. Just know that I am very much Italiano!"
"Yes, yes, okay."
"You know, this turkey reminds me of Freddy's chicken." Puppet commented as he observed the turkey Dinah had set out on trays.
"Yeah, it really does..." Foxy agreed, staring at the turkey.
Dinah perked up. "Pollo, dici? I have that too, you know! I can make many types of chicken, including mozzarella chicken, alfredo chicken, everything!"
Foxy gasped. "No! Not-"
"Here, have some chicken!" Dinah tossed chicken pieces into the air, which Puppet excitedly caught.
"Oh, boy, chicken too!" He exclaimed. "Can you make fried chicken? Grilled chicken? Chicken tenders?! Chicken sandwiches?! CHICKEN FRIES?!"
"Sì, any kind! Just ask for it!"
"Puppet, stop." Foxy growled, glaring at Puppet. Foxy was not in the mood to get sidetracked. He wanted Dinah to make pizza, and he wanted that to happen now. "Chicken isn't that exciting, okay?"
"Now, would you two like something else, too?"
"Yeah, make pizza-"
"Have-a some spaghetti!" Dinah placed a plate of spaghetti on the countertop. "It is a very famous dish in Italia!"
"Spaghetti isn't pizza!"
"Oh, but spaghetti is pasta, and I think pizza is pasta too!" Puppet claimed. "See, Foxy? He's the right man for the job."
"I will admit that he's getting closer to our goal here, but spaghetti is not what we want. Spaghetti isn't served at pizzerias, or at least, none that I know of."
"You do not-a want spaghetti?" Dinah repeated confusedly.
"No, we want pizza-"
"Then how about-a some cake?" Dinah reached into the third oven and pulled out a vanilla cake, which he set down on the counter. "Everyone likes-a cake!"
"That's true. I like cake, after all." Puppet agreed.
Foxy sighed, but this time the sigh wasn't as rough. "Okay, this is a lot closer. As a Fazbear Entertainment location, we do have birthday parties, which means cake is a requirement. But- IT'S STILL NOT PIZZA!"
"You do-a not like the cakes?" Dinah sputtered.
"I do, but I'm looking for pizza-"
Dinah actually looked angry now. "Oh, you are such an esigente, idiota scortese! In my country, we would have already kicked you out of the restaurant for your insolenza!"
"What?! Okay, I don't care about that, pal. We, or at least, HE-" Foxy gestured towards Puppet "-hired you to make us PIZZA! Do you know what pizza is, pal?! P-I-Z-Z-A!"
"Of course I know what pizza is, I used to show my craftsmanship in a pizzeria!"
"Foxy, calm down, okay?" Puppet said assuringly to Foxy. "He may not have made us pizza yet, but he's knocking out every other part of the job description. Isn't that good?"
"Puppet, his job is to be a PIZZA chef." Foxy explained irritably. "His job description is supposed to tell him to make PIZZA!"
"BENE, ALLORA!" Dinah suddenly shouted out. "I am the chef now, am I not?! Yes, I know I have to make pizza. Why haven't I made pizza yet? Because I have no tomato sauce! I cannot make pizza without tomato sauce!"
Foxy gaped at Dinah, then looked to Puppet. "Puppet, you didn't order in tomatoes or tomato sauce?"
"Um...what?" Puppet sputtered, trying to sound ignorant. "I thought Freddy was in charge of that..."
Dinah gasped. "And you call yourselves a pizzeria! How can you go without having tomato sauce?! Questo è semplicemente ridicolo!"
"Well, let's narrow down what we already have." Foxy started, trying to be rational. "I know that we have plenty of dough, I already checked. So can't you make pizza?"
"Did you even listen? Without tomato sauce, I cannot make pizza! Without pizza, I cannot satisfy your needs!"
"Fine, we'll order in tomato sauce for you. Until then, I need to think about this. What other kinds of food is sold at a pizzeria? Hmm...maybe French fries?"
"Ah, Patatine fritte! French fries! Um...if you have potatoes, I can make French fries for you."
"Actually, we do have potatoes." Foxy realized, and Puppet nodded to confirm that. "If you've searched the kitchen, the bag of potatoes should be in one of the cabinets."
"Well, about that...I tasted the potatoes you already had, and it seems that they have expired."
"What?!" Foxy looked at Puppet again. "Puppet! You were supposed to throw the bad potatoes out yesterday!"
"But they had green stuff growing on it!" Puppet replied. "I thought green stuff was good!"
"When green stuff starts to grow out of them, you throw them out! That means they went bad!"
"I thought the green stuff would sprout and make a new potato out of it!"
"No, that is not how that works, okay? Remember that. So, Dinah, it looks like French fries are off the table. What else can you make?"
Dinah paused for a moment, then grinned. "How about-a pumpkin pie?" He took out a big pumpkin pie.
"Oh, hey, pumpkin pie reminds me of pizza pie!" Puppet noted. "Did he do it, Foxy?"
"He's closer now." Foxy admit. "But he still has a way to go! Also, why are you getting so riled up over this chef, Puppet? What's so special about this guy?"
Puppet was silent, then: "He reminds me of somebody I used to know."
"Oh, I do?" Dinah exclaimed. "Was he a great chef like me?"
"She, she was a girl. She cooked pretty well back then- nevermind, forget that. Uh, let's also say that you remind me of a red guy who jumps on mushrooms."
"You mean Mario? Well, he-a is Italian. But that also reminds me of my cousin, Giovanni! He was in a cooking pantheon, where he made master-class work. Back home, he made the best bread in the country! People from around the very Earth would visit Italy to taste my cousin's marvelous bread!"
"Giovanni? That's a kind of silly-sounding name."
Dinah narrowed his eyes at Foxy. "He was a great baker and chef, volpe. Do not discriminate against his name and his wonderful accomplishments."
"I was, uh, talking about Mario, though." Puppet commented.
"Mario? Yes, he is a very great Italian! Though he is a plumber, not a baker."
"It's Maario, not Mario!"
"What? No! It was Mario!"
"Maario!"
"Mario!"
"MAARIO!"
"Mario!"
"Maario!"
"Guys, enough arguing about pointless things like Mario!" Foxy ordered determinedly. "We need to stay focused."
"Oh, that is it!" Dinah groaned. "You guys do not respect my work, my concoctions, or anything I like! You guys are just horrible, so I will be leaving now!" Dinah made for the door.
"No, no, no!" Foxy blocked the way to the door. "Back up, Dinah. You're not leaving."
"I am leaving now, fox." Dinah growled, taking out his wooden spoon. "I will beat you with this spoon if you do not move aside."
Foxy stared at Dinah, then let out a chuckle. Maybe it was time to let Dinah know who he was dealing with.
"I think we've hidden this long enough." Foxy smirked. "It's time I show you why you should be scared of us." Foxy clicked the buttons on his face, and his faceplates came open with a CLANG, shocking Dinah. "See all the wires and metal insides?"
"I...you..." Dinah stuttered.
"Don't you see? We're animatronics, Dinah."
"Mama MIA!" Dinah jumped back in shock.
"Haven't you heard the stories, Dinah? We don't take kindly to humans who cross paths with us!"
"Fine, fine, I will not leave!" Dinah went back behind the counter to catch his breath. Foxy pushed his faceplates back shut as Dinah rambled. "Oh no, questo è brutto. Papa told me all about these terrible things when I moved into Littlewood. How they killed so many innocent people, all the things they did, and now they're here...and wait! Puppet person, are you an animatronic too?"
"Yeah, I basically am." Puppet confirmed casually, nodding.
"Oddio! You were both animatronics this whole time?! Were you lying about wanting pizza?"
"No, no, we actually do want pizza." Foxy said, shrugging. "That's why you're here, Dinah: to make us pizza."
"But I-a have no tomato sauce, so I cannot make pizza-"
"We'll figure something out. However, that doesn't mean you're leaving. You're going to stay here and cook more food. Now, come on, Puppet, let's leave Dinah to it."
Foxy and Puppet went outside the kitchen and closed the door, Foxy making sure to lock it up. On the other side of the door, Foxy could see Dinah run up to the door window and peer at the animatronics in a scared manner.
"Where are you going?!" He yelled. "Please don't-a leave me in here!"
"Sorry, you're staying there." Foxy grinned. "Oh, and by the way: even if you had gotten out of the kitchen, good luck trying to leave the building. There's no available exit here."
Dinah gasped, then backed away from the door. "Mama mia, how am I going to get out now?" He mumbled silently.
"Don't worry, you'll be good in there. There's blankets in the employee lounge for when you need to get to sleep. Just head through the door on the other side of the kitchen. Puppet can give you a spare bed later tonight, when you go to bed."
"Yeah, I can." Puppet agreed. "Haven't been able to use the spare bed before, so this is a good way to start using it now. And, if you need to use the restroom, just go down the garbage chute. Garbage won't care."
"Hey, I do care!" They could hear Garbage yell from inside the kitchen. "Don't do that!" They ignored him.
"You really are a sly fox..." Dinah sighed, looking at Foxy. "I should have been more cautious. And do not worry, mr. Garbage! I will give you lots of bread to make up for my bathroom time!"
"Oh, you will? That's cool, but please try not to go down the chute. Especially not number two..."
"Remember what I said. Don't listen to him, Dinah." Foxy warned. "If you listen to him, bad things can and will happen to you."
"Ay yi yi! My mama and papa will be so worried about me if I stay away from them for too long..." Dinah complained.
"Forget about them! We're your new family now, and we like you too much to let you go. Just relax and accept all this."
"Well...I...guess I can get used to this. Would you like some bread before you leave, then?"
"Yeah, we're out of here. Bye." Foxy turned around and walked away from the door, Puppet following after him.
"Have a good day!" Dinah called after them.
"We will! And TRY TO MAKE PIZZA WITHOUT TOMATO SAUCE FOR THE TIME BEING!"
"WITHOUT TOMATO SAUCE, I CAN'T MAKE PIZZA!"
"Fine, whatever!"
Dinah went away from the door, and Foxy turned to Puppet.
"Yeesh, Dinah's really picky about what he puts on pizza." Foxy told Puppet anxiously.
"He is, he is." Puppet admit. "I bet he'll get to making us pizza one day. Maybe he'll actually find a good substitute for tomato sauce."
"Let's hope that'll happen one day. So, now that the business with Dinah is over, I think I should update you. Ballora didn't come with me because she's playing games with Baby, and they have on the noise-cancelling headphones that block out any outside sound."
"We should look through the vent cover in this room and see if we can hear anything, then."
"Good idea."
There was a vent cover in the main room. It was a smaller one, hidden on the wall of the stage. Foxy and Puppet went over to it and listened closely for any conversation.
Foxy could still make out rapid button-tapping. However, as he listened, Ballora suddenly spoke from inside the vent.
"Stupid noobs, always getting killed so easily." She snorted, sounding unimpressed by the lack of skill shown by whatever other players were in the game. "Gosh, these guys are so bad at the game. Baby, why are we even playing against them?"
"Mmm." Baby grunted, who Foxy guessed was so sucked into the game that she didn't care about responding coherently.
"Dang, they're pretty focused on the game they're playing." Foxy commented, he and Puppet making their way away from the vent cover. "Baby isn't even bothering to respond with anything but grunts. I would hate having to play with her when she's like that."
"Yeah." Puppet said quickly. "So, did you find Bon-Bon anywhere?"
"Unfortunately, I did. He's pretty angry with me, it seems. He already ran over to find Gregory and to go hang out with him. He could be anywhere in the building right now. Even your room."
On those words, Puppet perked up, glaring ahead. "No, he couldn't possibly be in my room."
"I mean, you never really know. Between all the growling and muttering he made when I saw him, I did pick up the word 'revenge'."
Puppet froze. "I'm going to have to go check up on all my stuff when I get back, then..."
"You can do that, I'm gonna head to my room- hey, wait, speaking of my back room, Puppet: When you are gonna finish renovating it?!"
Puppet looked a little uncomfortable. "Uh...soon, I think."
"You've been giving me that same exact response since yesterday."
"This time, I mean it! I swear!"
"Are you sure about that, or are you lying to me again?"
"No, I'm not lying."
"Okay, then, I'll believe you this time. But if you haven't gotten in some progress on the renovations by the next time I see you, then I'm going to have to pester you to do it, more so than I already am. Anyway, I'm going now. See you later. Once again, you should really go check your room."
Puppet was wide-eyed for a moment, then nodded. "You're right, I do need to do that. I'm checking up on it right now!" Puppet turned around and ran off down the small hallway.
"Bye!" Foxy called after him.
"Bye!" Puppet called back as he ran off.
Foxy waved as he saw Puppet turn the corner and head out of sight. Then he turned around and headed through the main room into his room, ready to take some time to himself so he could think some things over...
Chapter 52: Ballora's Christmas List
Summary:
Ballora is making a list to send to Santa, so she tries to get everyone to contribute to it.
Chapter Text
Huh. Bon-Bon's been gone for quite a while. The last time I remember seeing him, he said he would be talking to Ballora about getting revenge against Puppet, and then he ran off.
Foxy thought this as he sat in his cove, the curtains ajar and letting light in. Foxy looked at the locked trapdoor, then over at his room through his parted curtains.
Foxy had seen Bon-Bon come by today, but he had barely been able to say anything before Bon-Bon had told Foxy that he had to go to Ballora and then rushed off. The hand-puppet had not been specific to Foxy on why he wanted to talk to Ballora, but from what Foxy heard Bon-Bon say, it had something to do with revenge against Puppet. Bon-Bon had also still been in a rotten mood while had been talking to Foxy; despite the fact that a couple of days had passed since Puppet had buried Bon-Bon in snow for hours on end, the bunny hand-puppet didn't seem to have forgotten about it yet. In fact, he had still looked determined to get even with Puppet when Foxy had seen him.
Man, I still can't believe that Bon-Bon's still upset with Puppet. Foxy thought. He was still angrier than I've ever seen him before in my life. I'm not going to try and get involved with whatever he's planning, but I hope it doesn't have to do anything with explosives. I made sure to hide them, so hopefully he won't try using any.
Foxy continued to stare at his room through his curtains. Huh. I wonder where he is right now.
And then, coming in as if Foxy thinking about him had made him magically appear, Bon-Bon came running into the room. Foxy, startled, stood up and ran out of his cove.
"Oh, hey Bon-Bon!" Foxy greeted, grinning. "How'd the conversation with Ballora go?"
"Just f-fine." Bon-Bon stuttered, and Foxy noticed that he looked panic-stricken. "But, I need you to hide me, Foxy."
"A place to hide? What, is Puppet trying to prank you again?"
"No, but, I still really need to find somewhere to hide. Before she gets here."
"Before Ballora gets here? You didn't break something in her room, did you? You know how angry she gets when that happens."
"I didn't do anything like that, okay?! She's just been bothering me nonstop!"
"About what, though?"
"Well-"
"Bon-Bon!" Somebody called, and Foxy turned around to see that Ballora had came into the room, holding a rather large piece of paper in her hands. The ballerina noticed Bon-Bon standing next to Foxy. "Ah-ha! There you are, Bon-Bon! Now we can get down to business!"
"Eeek!" Bon-Bon yelped, hiding behind Foxy's legs. "There she is!"
"Okay, guys, slow down!" Foxy ordered, trying to make sense of it all. "Ballora, why are you are? What did Bon-Bon do this time around?"
"Oh, nothing at all." Ballora replied cheerily. "Just need to ask him a few questions. And once I'm done with him, YOU'RE next, Foxy!"
Foxy quickly backed away from Ballora, not getting good signs from this. He looked to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, what does she want to do with us? Is she trying to saw off our body parts for some weird tests or something? Is she trying to construct a new animatronic from our parts?"
"Hey, that sounds like a great idea. How about you guys give ME the body?"
"No way, voice! The last time you got control of a body, AKA my body, you tried to get rid of us. I'm not about to let you get away with it twice."
"Excuse me, but I need to ask my questions!" Ballora cut in, smiling.
"Okay, okay, fine, but I'm going to be here for this. I need to figure out why you're asking Bon-Bon questions."
"Eh, fine by me." Ballora looked down at Bon-Bon, who had slowly came out from behind Foxy's legs, looking apprehensive. "Okay, Bon-Bon, Foxy! You guys already know that it's Christmas, of course. We've already done a good job setting up the decorations around the pizzeria, so we've already done good preparing for Christmas. But now we need to get to the next step! Christmas preparations are important, you know."
"Or at least, you tell us it's important." Foxy commented, skeptic once again.
"It is, okay? It's a real holiday celebrated throughout the country we live in. Now, as for what the next step is, I'll tell you! We need to make a big Christmas list to give to Santa!"
"So he can rip us apart and destroy us?"
"I mean, not usually, but if that's what you want for Christmas, then, yes! However, the list we need to make is for what we want Santa to give us for Christmas. I'm going around and asking everybody what they want to get for Christmas. Then, once I've finished it, I'll mail it to Santa, and then he'll deliver it to us when Christmas day rolls around. Now, when it comes to asking what you want, it should be something material! For example, it could be candy, shoes, t-shirts and sweaters, anything!"
"Ah, I see now. And you're asking Bon-Bon first?"
"He's the first person I saw today, so I figured I'd start with him!"
"Hey, I didn't sign" up for this!" Bon-Bon complained. "I only came to see you so I could see if you could help me get revenge on Puppet!"
"Well, too bad, because now you're a hundred percent signed up for this, and I'm not letting you squirm out of it!"
"But...I..."
"Don't worry, I know." Foxy chimed in, trying to save Bon-Bon from having to go through the question himself. "What he wants for Christmas is for you to help him get revenge on Puppet, Ballora!"
"Really? That's what he wants?" Ballora responded, looking disappointed. "That's a pretty dumb thing to ask for. I said something MATERIAL, after all, so I don't think Santa can deliver revenge for you."
"No, no, that is NOT what I want!" Bon-Bon groaned. "What I want is...uh..."
"Maybe you can have Baby as your present!" Ballora suddenly blurted out, grinning in a teasing manner.
"Uh, I get where you're coming from, Ballora, but that's a weird thing to give as a present." Foxy reminded Ballora confusedly.
"Yeah, maybe not that."
"Before we do this, I need an explanation!" Bon-Bon demanded. "Ballora, what are you trying to ask me?"
"Did you not hear what I said? I'm asking you what you want for Christmas!"
"But what does that mean, 'what I want for Christmas'?"
Ballora let out a loud groan. "My god, I just can't get you to understand! Trying to tell you something is like talking to a baby duck. It doesn't understand at all."
Foxy, once again, stepped in. "I know how to fix this, guys. Bon-Bon, I'll have Ballora ask me first, and then I'll give an answer. That should help you understand how to answer her question. Ballora, go ahead and ask me."
Ballora looked pleased. "Alright, then! Foxy, what do you want for Christmas?"
"I want to get some pizza! Since our own chef isn't able to make pizza at all, maybe Santa can deliver me some pizza."
Ballora gasped excitedly, and Foxy could tell she was romantically interested. "We have a chef?! Who is he?!"
"Ballora, we kinda have to stay on topic now. I can introduce you to him later. Besides, let me ask you: do you like Italian accents?"
And, just like that, the ballerina changed her mind. "Italian accents?! Blech, nevermind that!"
Foxy shrugged. Apparently Ballora didn't find Italian accents attractive.
"So, anyways, what I want for Christmas." He continued. "As I said, I want pizza, and I also want a brand-new back room that looks super fancy and wonderfully good. And, most importantly, one that isn't renovated by Puppet."
Ballora nodded and muttered as she looked down at the list in her hands, pulled out a pen, and began writing down on it. She had marked several sections of the list with the names of the animatronics, and under Foxy's section she put 'Pizza' and 'A new back room'.
"Alright, got it put down." Ballora informed Foxy cheerily. "Hopefully Santa can get it for you! Now, Bon-Bon-"
"Hey, what about me? It's my turn now, isn't it?!"
Foxy paused, then looked at Ballora and said: "I dunno about this. Ballora, it's your choice."
Ballora, looking very unsure, was silent for a second, then sighed. "Oh, fine, the voice can get something too."
"YAY!"
"Okay, okay, just tell me what you want."
"Alright, I will. I want to get my own body so that I can RULE THE WORLD."
"Excuse me, what?!" Foxy exclaimed, already against this wish. "I don't like that idea!"
Ballora also looked anxious. "Yeah, uh, I'll just put that down on the side of the l-list." Ballora pretended to scribble something down on the list as if adding the voice to it, but Foxy could tell she wasn't actually doing it. "Alright, then, next up...Foxy, I need to tell you what you need to get ME! What I want for Christmas is a brand-new auditorium to perform in, a brand-new piano to play music with, and some new bowls of candy!" She quickly wrote that down under her section. "Got that down. Now, Bon-Bon, it's your turn. Tell me what you want."
Bon-Bon came over, looking more sure of himself this time. "Alright, so based on what you and Foxy said, I think I get the general idea of what I'm supposed to ask for. Basically, I just ask for whatever I want?"
"Yes, that's pretty much it."
"Okay then! So, since Foxy took away all of my dynamite, I'd like to get more explosives."
Ballora didn't answer this request right away; she was looking at Bon-Bon with reluctance. "Uh...see...I could put this down on the list, but...some things are just...not something that Santa can get you for Christmas. He does have standards on what he gives to us. Oh, and...Santa won't always give you exactly what you want, especially if you've been bad over the past year...and, we are animatronics that kill security guards, so I can't imagine that Santa would see us very favorably."
"Yeah, I know that." Foxy chimed in, in a low voice. "I know what we've done, Ballora. But not all of those guards we killed were good people. Some of them were very evil, selfish people out in the world beyond our pizzeria. We've done the world a favor, getting rid of them. But...I won't deny that some of them were innocent."
"True, Foxy, true. But, anyways, back to Christmas presents. I could put what you said down on the list, Bon-Bon, but if Santa doesn't get you it, it's not my fault, okay?"
"Eh, it's worth a shot, at least." Bon-Bon reasoned, shrugging. "I'd love to have more dynamite. If Santa feels generous enough to give me some for free, good. If he doesn't, then fine."
"Okay, then I'll put it down." Ballora wrote down Bon-Bon's choice under the 'Bon-Bon' section of the list. "Okay, good! Now, for the next person-" Ballora paused, took a look around and the room, and then looked at Foxy. "Uh, where's Puppet?"
"In his box, no doubt." Foxy replied bluntly.
"Then- hey, wait, I nearly forget. I need to tell Bon-Bon what I want him to get me for Christmas!"
"What?!" Bon-Bon exclaimed.
"You heard me! What I want from you is a new stuffed animal. I need another friend for tea parties- I mean, dancing! Yes, dancing."
"Oh, just that? Okay, I think I can do that."
"Hey, what?!" Foxy exclaimed, finding this unfair. "Why do I have to get you all the expensive stuff while HE just gets something cheap- ugh, nevermind. I'll just grin and bear it. Anyways, we should get going."
The trio of animatronics left Foxy's room and began to head through the main room. While they were halfway through, Foxy suddenly stopped.
"Hey, wait a minute!" He said. "We should probably ask the chef, too. Oh, and, we can have you meet him, Ballora."
"The chef? Is that the chef guy you were talking about?" Ballora asked, looking aware.
"Yes, that's him. Let's go see him first."
They ran over to the kitchen doors and opened them up, heading inside. Dinah was still in the kitchen; he was currently at the counter, his back turned away from the animatronics as he chopped up some carrots.
"Hey, you didn't leave!" Foxy greeted. "Good, good!"
"Mama mia!" Dinah shouted out, and he turned around. "Oh, it's you guys!" Surprisingly, he seemed in a better mood. He walked over to the counter in the middle of the room. "What can I do for you today?"
"I have somebody new for you to meet. Dinah, this is Ballora. Ballora, this is Dinah."
"Dinah?" Ballora repeated, raising an eyebrow. "That sounds like a girl's name, Foxy. Why did you name him that?"
"Hey, I didn't name him! Dinah is just the name he already has."
Ballora then looked at Dinah. "So your name is Dinah?"
"Yes, correct!" Dinah confirmed, nodding energetically. "I got it from my Mama and Papa! I find it so fitting; a great name for a great chef! Or a great baker, whatever you prefer to call me."
"Oh, and I almost forgot." Foxy spoke up, and he pointed at Bon-Bon, who had been standing beside them and looking at Dinah confusedly. "Dinah, this is Bon-Bon."
"Hi there." Bon-Bon greeted casually, waving to Dinah.
Dinah's eyes turned to stare at Bon-Bon, and as soon as he saw him, he jumped back in fright. "Oh mio Dio! Is that a rat, here in my kitchen?!" The chef sharply turned and opened up a drawer underneath the kitchen counter, rummaging around in it quickly before pulling out a wooden spoon, which he waved threateningly. "I've got the spoon! I'll kill it!"
"Wait, wait, no!" Foxy exclaimed, shielding Bon-Bon. "He's just a bunny! He's fine!"
Dinah's grip on the spoon faltered, and he looked surprised. "Just...a...bunny?"
"Yes, yes, he's a friend."
"Oh, I see!" Dinah grinned again, and he put the spoon down on the counter, then looked back at Bon-Bon. "Would you like some bread, little bunny?"
"Bread?" Bon-Bon repeated, perking up. "You mean cookies?"
"Yes, I can certainly get you-"
"Okay, okay, not now, guys!" Foxy interrupted. "Now is not the time to get food. We're here for other reasons."
"I understand, Foxy." Dinah agreed. "I have been busy at work, you see. I've been trying to figure out how to make pizza without tomato sauce."
"Oh, awesome! Hope you get done with that sometime soon. Anyway, Ballora has a question she wants to ask you."
"Of course I do!" Ballora confirmed eagerly. "What would you like for Christmas, Dinah?"
"Christmas, you say?" Dinah repeated. "Ah, I did not realize it was Christmastime already! Ok, I will tell you. I would like to get a supply of tomato sauce so I can make the pizza you all so desperately want, and then I can ottenere il diavolo fuori di qui and go back to my Mama and Papa."
"Is that all you want?"
"Yes, and also opera music, preferably in the form of a record. That would be lovely, Signora Ballora."
"I mean, Ballora's been practicing singing, and she's getting better at it." Foxy commented. "If you want, she could entertain you with her musical voice."
Ballora gasped passionately. "Yes, I COULD! Brilliant idea, Foxy!" Then Ballora began to write down on the list. She added a section on it for Dinah, then added everything to that Dinah asked for to that section. "Now, Dinah, you've got to get something for ME! And in your case, I want you to get me...oh, what to ask for? There's so many things, I just can't decide! Hmm...I'll settle for...a new CARPET! A newer and fancier red carpet for my auditorium! Either buy it, or see if you can make one yourself!"
"Oh, I do not know how to make carpets," Dinah replied, although he still looked interested, "But I will try, I suppose! I can make you a very nice Italian-style carpet, in shades of not just red, but in white and green too! And I can also give you a complementary gift of bread with that, if you would like that."
"Um...maybe not with the bread, thanks."
"Okay, then no bread! Also, I can make pizza too. Foxy, can you please tell me when you're going to give me tomato sauce?"
"Later, Dinah." Foxy said, half-listening to the chef. Foxy was currently staring down at the garbage chute, which he had opened up. "I'm looking to see if Garbage is down in the chute."
"I am!" Came a sudden response from down in the chute, which, of course, was from Garbage. "What is it now?"
"Garbage is here? Perfect!" Ballora exclaimed, and she ran over to the chute and peered down into it, the list in her hand and her pen at the ready. "What do you want for Christmas, Garbage?"
"Um...to be honest, I don't really know. Maybe just one thing...can I please just write a letter to my family, and you guys mail it to them?"
"Okay..." Ballora put a 'Garbage' section on the bottom of the list and wrote down what he wanted. "Is that it?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Alright, so, we didn't hear any of that. What I ACTUALLY heard was that you wanted chicken, chicken, and more chicken." Ballora quickly looked at the list and scratched out what Garbage had actually asked for, replacing it with 'CHICKEN' in all capital letters.
"Oh. Well, I should've expected that you'd double-cross me."
"Do you want to have seasoning with the chicken?" Bon-Bon asked, peering down into the chute.
"I mean, sure, but, how am I supposed to get back to you on this?"
"Uh, we'll figure something out." Foxy responded. "We'll probably send Bon-Bon down there, attached to a rope."
"Oh, well, okay. You do that."
"We will. Bye!"
Foxy closed the chute up, and the animatronics turned to leave. They waved bye to Dinah as they exited the room, with Ballora closing the door behind them.
Wait...closing the door behind them?
"Ballora, how'd you do that?!" Foxy asked in surprise. "I thought you couldn't close doors!"
"Oh, well, I just...tied a little piece of string to the knob and pulled it to close it." Ballora explained. "That way I can close it if need be."
"Eh, it's not actually closing the door, but at least it's one way to do it. Anyways, where to next?"
"Um...I did say Puppet, but I feel like I'm forgetting about somebody..."
"Oh, you mean Reggie?"
"I-"
"You must not have asked Reggie! Come on, let's go and see him!"
Foxy ran off towards the hallways before anyone could stop him, and the others hurried to follow.
A couple of minutes later, Foxy arrived at Ballora's room, and he ran inside the already-opened door. Reggie was standing on the stage, his eyes closed, seemingly keeping to himself. Ballora and Bon-Bon followed behind him.
"REGINOLD!" Foxy greeted enthusiastically. Reggie started wildly.
"Oh my goodness!" He yelped, then saw it was Foxy. "Oh, it's just you, Foxy. Hello again."
"Hi! I've come to...well...actually, I'm not sure. Ballora, did you ask him what he wanted for Christmas?"
Ballora shook her head.
"No, she didn't." Reggie confirmed. "She was actually more focused on Bon-Bon than me, and she wanted to go talk to him first. However, I'm glad you eventually came to ask me, because I do want to get my pick too."
"Okay, then, what do you want for Christmas?" Foxy asked.
"Oh, nothing much, really. I would like nothing more than nice hot cup of tea. That, and I'd also like to get a job here too, so I can fill my pockets with money. I may be here with you guys, you know, but I still haven't worked here yet."
"That's all? Alright, I think we can do that. Those two things are pretty easy to do."
"Yes, we can do that! Right, Foxy?" Ballora asked excitedly.
"Well, we can try to. No promises on whether or not we can get those things for you, Reggie, but if Santa is able to deliver it, then I'd say there's a good chance."
Ballora nodded and quickly jotted down a Reggie section to the list, adding Reggie's items to it.
"Hey, guys, look! I'm taller than you!" Bon-Bon suddenly blurted out, and Foxy looked around to see that the bunny hand-puppet had climbed onto the top of Ballora's Christmas tree.
"Wha- HEY! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Ballora squealed, and she ran over and tried to reach Bon-Bon, but he was too high up. "Don't mess up my tree!"
"Can't touch this!" Bon-Bon taunted, dodging Ballora's outstretched hands again and again.
Foxy sighed. Once again, he knew it was up to him to fix this.
"Bon-Bon, get down from there." Foxy ordered sternly. "Now."
The bunny hand-puppet's eyes met with Foxy's, and he understood immediately what would happen if he didn't listen.
"Okay, okay, I will." Bon-Bon agreed, and he scurried down from the tree at once.
Ballora breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you, Foxy." She turned and looked back at Reggie. "Oh, and, I have been asking everybody else to get me stuff for Christmas, but Reggie...you don't need to get anything. All I want for Christmas is you!" She gave Reggie a big hug, and Reggie, looking flustered yet thankful that his status as Ballora's pet relieved him of having to get her anything, did not struggle.
Foxy groaned. "Of course Reggie gets the easiest way out. Oh well, I shouldn't worry about that anyway. It's time we go and talk to Puppet."
Ballora gasped happily. "Ah, Puppet, of course! Huh, I wonder what he'll ask for."
They began to discuss this as they headed out of Ballora's room.
They had arrived in the auditorium and were slowly approaching Puppet's box. Foxy looked over at Ballora, who looked pretty interested, then he looked down at Bon-Bon and became slightly wary when he was that the bunny hand-puppet had a sour look on his face.
"Bon-Bon, you're not still mad at him, are you?" Foxy asked calmly.
Bon-Bon's sour look turned into a malicious grin. "A little. I would ruin his day if the opportunity came up..."
Foxy and Ballora traded cautious looks.
"Wow, that's a bit too extreme for this time of the year." Ballora commented. "It wouldn't exactly do you any good to do bad things now. If you be naughty, Santa might give you coal instead of presents."
"And, also, I don't want any fights breaking out." Foxy added. "Bon-Bon, please be on your best behavior when we go to see Puppet."
"Hmph. He started this whole relationship, not me." Bon-Bon growled. "He hates me, so I hate him back. That's how he made it, so that's how it is."
"I know that, but can you-"
"NO! I'm getting in there to settle the score, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
Before Foxy could stop him, Bon-Bon had ran away from them, climbed onto Puppet's box, and disappeared inside.
"Oh no! He's going in without us!" Foxy exclaimed.
"We have to follow him now!" Ballora added.
Both of them climbed onto the box quickly and raced down the ladder.
Foxy and Ballora ran into the central room of the box to find Puppet sitting on a stool by his bar, drinking a cup of...tea? Coffee? It was something. Bon-Bon, meanwhile, was starting towards Puppet, a ferocious look in his eye. If looks could kill...
"Hey, Puppet!" Ballora greeted cheerily, breaking the silence.
"Hmm?" Puppet stuttered, looking around and seeing everyone else there. "Oh, it's you guys. I didn't see you come in; I was too enthralled with my tea here."
"Puppet, I think you'd better not ignore Bon-Bon..." Foxy warned.
"How dare you..." Bon-Bon suddenly growled horribly.
"Woah!" Puppet shouted, looking down at the angry hand-puppet. "When'd you get in here?"
"Just now! And I'm here to get even."
"Get even? Get even with me on what?"
"Do you not remember? The snowball fight from a couple days ago! You BURIED me under the snow and trapped me there for HOURS! Why in god's name did you do that?!"
"Well, you know what they say: if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. You challenged me, so I took the opportunity to give you what was coming to you. Anyway, why are you guys in my box again? I don't remember inviting you."
"TO RUIN YOUR DAY!" Bon-Bon screeched, and Foxy had to grab the hand-puppet to stop him from leaping at Puppet.
"No, that's not why we're here!" Foxy informed Puppet, then looked to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, you need to calm down. You are not allowed to attack Puppet. In fact, I'm going to make sure you two are a good distance away from each other now. Bon-Bon, don't attack Puppet. Puppet, don't try any funny moves."
Bon-Bon let out an agitated grunt, then relented, and he stopped moving to attack Puppet.
"Down, boy!" Ballora also said. "Hah, I learned that one a long time ago. It's good for dogs."
The bunny hand-puppet glared at Ballora. "Watch your mouth. I could easily ruin your day."
"Oh yeah? Well, I'll have you know that even though you might be able to ruin my day...I can just as easily ruin yours."
The sharp glare Ballora gave Bon-Bon instantly made the hand-puppet's own glare disappear, and he relented again. "Okay, okay, nevermind."
"Yeah, that's what I thought. Anyway, Puppet, I have a question to ask you! What would YOU like for Christmas?"
"A new home security system." Puppet answered right away. "To prevent people from breaking into my box without my permission."
"Um...well...uh..."
"Ballora, let's do it." Foxy suggested in a voice low enough so only the ballerina could hear him. "We'll give him the security system, but we'll also make sure that we know the code. That way we can still get in without a problem."
"Oh, okay."
"Hey, what are you doing, trying to take my toast?!" Puppet suddenly shouted out, having noticed that Bon-Bon had gone to the kitchen area and was trying to take Puppet's toast from the toaster.
"Come on, you buried me in the snow!" Bon-Bon growled. "The least you could do to make up for it is to give me something for my systems to process!"
"You already cleared out my fridge the last time I let you eat from my food supply. I'm not going to fall for this again!"
"Yeah, you pretty much ate him out of house and home." Foxy agreed.
Bon-Bon glared at Puppet. "So?"
"So don't eat MY toast!" Puppet reiterated.
"I mean, the baker guy knows how to make a lot of toast." Ballora reminded the hand-puppet. "If you want toast, you could just ask him for some. He'd be more than happy to hook you up."
"Fine, fine, I won't eat Puppet's toast." Bon-Bon finally agreed, and he walked away from the kitchen area.
"Anyways, to continue." Foxy spoke up. "Puppet, Ballora is going to tell you what she wants you to get her for Christmas." Puppet's face scrunched up in disagreement, but Foxy raised a hand before the marionette could make refuse. "Please, try not to be a grump about it, okay? Ballora's helping us get stuff for Christmas; the least we can do is to help her back. But, before we do that. Ballora, aren't you going to ask Puppet if he wants anything else?"
"He already told us what he wants." Ballora said. "An upgraded home security system."
"But can't he ask for more than that?"
"Hey, wait a minute! I just realized that everyone's getting TWO items, but I'm only getting ONE!" Bon-Bon suddenly burst out. "How is that fair?"
Ballora shrugged. "You didn't ask for anything else."
"But I didn't know we could get more than just one thing!"
"Well, too late now. Anyways, Puppet, what else do you want?"
"Hmm...good question." Puppet admit. "I think I'd also like to get a fancy new hat. One that I can wear whenever I want to feel dapper."
"Okay, I can do that. Not too hard." She looked at her list and wrote down Puppet's items under the Puppet section.
"What's this?" Bon-Bon asked out loud, and he went over to the open book placed on a stand, climbing onto the stand so he could read the book.
"Hey, get away from there!" Puppet ordered, rushing over and pushing Bon-Bon off of the stand.
"But what is this book, though?"
"I mean, let's see." Foxy said, and he went over and looked at the page that was open in the book.
Journal Entry Number 14
Today I hung out with Foxy. It was pretty fun and-
That was as far as Foxy got to read, because right then Puppet pushed Foxy away from the book.
"Hey, I told you guys not to read that!" Puppet ordered.
"Sorry, sorry." Foxy apologized. "I was just kind of interested myself. Why would you leave your journal out in the open like that?"
"Well, I thought that since I was in the privacy of my home, I could have my personal stuff out without anyone being around to peer at it!"
"Eh, that's never going to really be true." Bon-Bon replied. "I come in here all the time to find your secret stuff."
"Say what?"
"Okay, okay, we're getting sidetracked again." Foxy cut in. "We need to stay focused."
"Well, as for what's next...I suppose Bon-Bon can have a second gift." Ballora decided. "I guess it's only fair. What other gift do you want, Bon-Bon?"
"I could use a sword." Bon-Bon chose. "The sharper, the better."
Ballora looked flabbergasted. "A sword?! Why would you want a...fine, I'll put it down on the list." She quickly put the sword down on the Bon-Bon section of her list. "Now, as for what Puppet is going to get me, I would like-"
"Peace on Earth?!" Puppet assumed. "Yay, I can definitely do that!"
Ballora sighed and shook her head. "Sorry, Puppet, but the sad truth is that that's never going to happen. What I REALLY want is a gaming computer, one as high-tech as yours is!"
"A gaming computer? Actually, I think I might be able to do that. Foxy, you still don't use the computer you have, right?"
"Yeah, mostly because I don't know where it is." Foxy replied. "You blocked off my room to decorate it, after all, so I have no idea where it could be."
"I'm still doing stuff in there. Anyways, I think I can give Ballora your old computer."
"Well, I want to make sure it's a gaming computer!" Ballora said excitedly. "And I want it to be put in the backstage of my room, on a nice little desk, so I can use it anytime I want!"
"Well, yes, I think I can do that. It might take me a day or two to get it set up, but I can get the work done."
"Great! Now, my list is about done, but we're still missing two people. Has anyone heard from Freddy lately?"
"He's off on his own again." Foxy informed her. "Dunno why, but my guess is that he's eating more chicken by himself."
"Okay, then I guess we can keep him off the list. That just leaves Baby, then!"
"Right, we should go and ask her. See if she's ready to come out yet. I'll go; you guys can follow if you want."
Everyone nodded, and Foxy led his friends out of the room, heading back to the exit ladder in the tv room.
When everyone had climbed back up the hole, out of the box, and stepped into the auditorium, Foxy went right over to the trapdoor on the stage that led to the secret passage to the vents. However, when he pulled the handle, it didn't budge.
"Aww, it's locked!" Foxy sighed. "Guess Baby isn't in the mood to talk to us right now."
"Well, at least she took down the 'no boys' sign." Puppet noted.
"True. Anyways, I think we're done with the list. I'm gonna head back to my room and rest a bit more. What about you guys?"
"I'm gonna get this list into an envelope and get it mailed to Santa!" Ballora told them. "Then, when Christmas comes, he can bring us everything we wanted. Bye, guys!" She ran off down the big hall, heading back to her room.
"Cool. I'm heading off, then. Bye, guys." Foxy waved to Bon-Bon and Puppet as he left the auditorium.
"Bye!" Bon-Bon said. "I'm gonna go mess with things in Puppet's room!"
"What?! No! Get back here!" Puppet exclaimed, and Foxy heard Bon-Bon and Puppet running off.
Oh, not again. Foxy thought as he walked down the big hallway, heading for the small hallway and to the main room. Hopefully he won't cause too much trouble down there. Until then, I'd better get some rest.
And he headed off to his room to do just that...
Chapter 53: Bon-Bon's Voice Malfunction 2
Summary:
After consuming a new spicy pasta that Dinah made, Bon-Bon's voice becomes completely unusable.
Chapter Text
"So are you going to help me with this, or what?"
"That's not a good idea, Bon-Bon! We can't just go down to Puppet's box and blow it up. Even burning it down is a bad idea. You know why? Because Puppet will KNOW that it was you who did it! He knows that only you care enough to try and destroy his box!"
Funtime Foxy was currently in his room, in the middle of a very heated discussion with Bon-Bon. The hand-puppet had been planning to go down to Puppet's box and destroy more of the marionette's stuff, but Foxy was determined to convince him that doing so was a very, very, very bad idea and was not worth doing. Unfortunately, the bunny hand-puppet was not somebody that Foxy could easily persuade.
"No, he won't think it was me." Bon-Bon claimed. "He'll probably think it was Freddy or something."
"Freddy's away right now! Besides, WHO is the one that always goes down into his box, eats his food, and then tries to threaten him?"
"Uh...Ballora, right?"
"No, you!"
"Pfft, no, it's definitely not me. You don't know what you're saying."
"Bon-Bon, I've already told you that this kind of behavior is unacceptable. Would you like me to go and tell BABY what you're up to?"
Bon-Bon gasped and went into a panic at once. "No, wait, don't tell her! Please!"
"I can and I will if you try this plan. And if I do, she isn't going to think you're very good."
"But I already went and talked to her to see if she liked me the same way I like her."
"I mean, she didn't really give you a yes or no answer. She really just told you that you were cute and that she'd welcome you any time. That is a good first step to developing a positive relationship with her, but that doesn't mean that you and her are in a romantic relationship!"
"But...she..." Bon-Bon began to look sad.
"Wait, don't get the wrong idea! She didn't say no to you, but she didn't say yes either. That's not a concrete answer, but it's a good sign that she might be interested in you like you're interested in her."
"You think so?"
"Of course I do. Anyway, on to other matters: where'd you put Gregory, Bon-Bon? I haven't seen her around lately."
"Wasn't she in your back room, last I checked?"
"Yes, but my back room is blocked off right now, so we can't exactly mosey in there and check. Although I hope she isn't in there; otherwise she'd be pretty hungry right now."
"No, don't worry. I taught her how to get food for herself, so she should be fine. She's a tough chicken."
"Oh, that's good. And she might not even be trapped back there; she could be hanging out with Freddy again, or she might even be playing video games with Baby. Is she even any good at games, though?"
"I don't know. I did teach her how to play tic-tac-toe by scratching on a piece of paper, but otherwise she doesn't have any gaming experience. And she's never played video games before, so I don't know how she could be playing with Baby right now. Besides, she only has feet to hold a controller with."
"Yeah, understandable. Who knows what she's doing, then? She could be anywhere. So anyways, remember that-"
"Guys! GUYS!" Somebody yelled, and Foxy turned to see that Puppet had come running into the room.
Bon-Bon, as usual, scowled at the marionette. "What do YOU want now?"
"I have some very big news!" Puppet replied, looking a bit excited.
"What is it?" Foxy asked, slightly interested to see what had happened now. Hopefully it was something good.
"I'll tell you, but first, get ready. Brace yourselves and hold on to your hats and socks."
"We don't wear socks."
"...well, anyway, I...am leaving the pizzeria!"
"Yes! Do it! Leave!" Bon-Bon shouted in celebration, a grin on his face.
Foxy, meanwhile, let out a laugh. "Yeah, right. Puppet, we're not able to leave the building, so how could you leave?"
"I couldn't, I was just joking." Puppet revealed. "Fooled you."
"What?! Augh, come on!" Bon-Bon complained. "If only you weren't lying..."
"I wasn't. Anyway, the real news is that Dinah made something!"
"Really?!" Foxy exclaimed, his mind immediately jumping to pizza. "What'd he make?!"
"Something really cool and amazing! You'd probably like it a lot."
"...wait a minute, this isn't another joke, is it? If he just made more bread, than I'm not following you."
"Well, it's in the bread family. I'll give you that hint."
"Is it cookies?!" Bon-Bon guessed, looking hopeful.
"I don't think it's cookies, Bon-Bon. I've never seen Dinah make cookies, and I don't think he can."
"Are you sure about that?"
"Mostly. Anyways, Puppet, what is it that Dinah made?"
"Guess what it is. I'll give you one chance to get it. Here's a hint: it starts with the letter p."
"PIZZA!"
"Good guess, but I won't tell you if that's the right answer. Wanna go see what he made?"
"Not really. If it's not pizza, then I have no reason to be interested in whatever it is that Dinah made."
"I dunno, I think you'd be pretty surprised if you see it!"
"So it is pizza?!"
"Or cookies?!" Bon-Bon guessed.
"Go see for yourself." Puppet said simply.
"Then let's go! We can't waste any time! Come on, Bon-Bon!" Foxy ushered, and then he and the others ran out of Foxy's room, heading for the kitchen.
After crossing the main room, they arrived in the kitchen, where Dinah was over in the counter area in the middle of the kitchen, putting a plate with a napkin over it on the counter.
"Dinah, hey!" Foxy greeted.
"Ah, hello, Foxy!" Dinah greeted back. "How are you doing on this fine day?"
"Pretty good, if this goes how I hope it will. So, what'd you make? Puppet said you made something great."
"I heard you have cookies!" Bon-Bon added, but this went unnoticed by everyone else.
"Ah, yes!" Dinah exclaimed flamboyantly, in reply to Foxy. "I didn't have the ingredients I needed, but I made something much, much better! And it is one of my best creations; it is amazing, elegant, EXOTIC, and even a little bit of a MWAH!" Dinah blew a kiss to the air. "Are you ready to see what it is?"
Pizza! Pizza! PIZZA! Foxy shouted in his thoughts, as he said: "Yes, yes, show me it!"
"I give you...pasta!" Dinah pulled off the napkin over the plate to reveal that it was a plate of spaghetti.
"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE-"
"Oh, but it's not just any pasta! It is a jalapeno-pepperoni-habanero-ghost-pepper-pasta, and of the finest and most refined kind! Tale artigianato squisito, se lo dico io stesso!"
"...wait, did you say jalapeno? That means it's spicy, right?"
"But of course!"
"I changed my mind. I love spicy foods." Foxy had always loved spicy foods; the flavor and spice was something that resonated warmly with his circuits, more warmly than most other foods. So hearing that Dinah had made a spicy dish was actually attracting his attention without it involving pizza.
And you said it had all jalapenos, habaneros, and ghost peppers in it?"
"Certainly."
"Woah, that's ludicrous levels of spicy! Can I PLEASE be the first to try it?!"
Dinah looked reluctant. "Um...it is a very spicy dish, so maybe not for you. I think the little rabbit should try it first and see if it is good before we take some for ourselves. A taste test, if you will."
"Oh, come on! Can I at least have one little bite first?!"
"I mean, Foxy does want to go first, so why not let him?" Bon-Bon reasoned.
Dinah sighed. "Oh, alright, but, just one bite, okay?"
"Yes!" Foxy cheered, and he turned to look at the pasta. To him, it looked delicious. He took a big whiff of it, and the sensors in his nose responded positively. "Man, does it smell good! Here we go, time to eat!" Foxy grabbed a fork sitting nearby the pasta plate, took some of the pasta, and ate it. He could feel the pasta sliding down to his storage tank, and his stomach sensors reacted in a very appropriate way to the spice of the pasta, which was enormous: Foxy let a loud gasp. "Woooaaahhh! Wow, that is SPICY! I love it!"
"Be careful, though." Dinah warned. "The spice can be very overwhelming. If you eat too much, the amount of spiciness might affect your insides."
Foxy wasn't listening to Dinah very closely, though, because now we knew everyone else should try the pasta. He looked to Bon-Bon. "Bon-Bon, you have GOT to try out this pasta! It's the best I've ever tasted. The amount of spice in it...wow, is it a kick and a half!"
Bon-Bon reluctant peered at the pasta. "I don't know, Foxy. It really doesn't look that great to me..."
"It is very good for you, you know!" Dinah informed them. "It clears our your sinuses and stomach very well!"
"We don't have those, Dinah, but it still is pretty good, according to my sensors." Foxy replied. "Come on, Bon-Bon, try it."
Bon-Bon finally shrugged. "Okay, why not? I'll try some." Foxy gave the bunny hand-puppet the fork, and Bon-Bon got a big portion of the pasta and ate it.
As soon as it disappeared inside of him, the hand-puppet didn't speak. He began to utter nothing but pained grunts and moans, his voice disappearing entirely.
"Was it good, Bon-Bon?" Foxy asked, taking Bon-Bon's grunts as him being speechless by how good the pasta was. "What's your rating on it?"
Bon-Bon didn't reply, but continued to let out strangled grunts.
"Bon-Bon? Are you okay?" Foxy paused, waiting for Bon-Bon to say something, but he continued to grunt. "Okay, something's not right here. Let me try something. Bon-Bon, Puppet killed Gregory!"
Bon-Bon's eyes narrowed sharply, and the hand-puppet turned to Puppet and began to let out a series of angry yet still pained grunts, but did not say anything intelligible.
"What is wrong with him, Foxy?" Dinah asked, unsure if he had done something right or wrong. "Did I do something to him?"
"I dunno. He can at least make noises, still." Foxy said. "Bon-Bon, I was joking, okay? Gregory is fine. Puppet didn't hurt him!"
Bon-Bon paused, looked at Foxy in realization, then let out a relieved moan.
"Bon-Bon, is that all you can do? Make noises and grunt and stuff?"
Bon-Bon let out a noise that sounded something like a yes.
"Okay, so, let's set up a system. One grunt means yet, two grunts mean no. Can you talk or say anything at all, Bon-Bon?"
The bunny hand-puppet grunted twice.
"Oh, that's not good at all. I didn't think you'd not be able to talk, Bon-Bon."
"Wait, didn't he say yes?" Puppet asked, confused. "Two grunts means: 'yes, yes', right?"
"No, no, two grunts means no. If he had said yes, he would've grunted once. Okay, then, let's change up the system, then. Bon-Bon, a grunt is yes, and a moan is no. Can you talk?"
Bon-Bon moaned.
"See, Puppet? He really is unable to say anything."
"Oh, mama mia!" Dinah exclaimed, and he bowed apologetically. "I am so sorry for this! I didn't mean to make the ingredients in the pasta so spicy that it causes people to lose their voices!"
"Don't worry, Dinah, it's okay." Foxy informed Dinah, raising his hands. "I think the pasta was delicious. You did a great job with it."
"Yeah, don't worry about what you did, okay?" Puppet added.
"Oh, thank you, Foxy. Thank you, Puppet." Dinah thanked them, bowing again.
"Okay, Bon-Bon, we need to figure out how to fix this." Foxy decided. "I think we should go see Ballora. She might be able to help fix this."
Bon-Bon nodded reluctantly, and then Foxy and the animatronics trooped out of the room.
As they headed down the hallways towards Ballora's room, Foxy continued to talk to Bon-Bon, Puppet joining in as well.
Bon-Bon let out a grunt.
"Yes, yes, I agree." Foxy said, an idea forming in his head. He felt like jokingly messing with Bon-Bon, since his voice was currently gone. "We should definitely not do that plan you wanted us to do earlier. It was a very bad idea."
Bon-Bon let out an agitated grunt.
"Ohhh, so you think I should go talk to Baby for you!"
A panicked grunt.
"So you REALLY want me to go!"
An exasperated and even more panicked grunt.
"I don't think Baby will listen to me right now, though, she's too busy playing video games. Man, Puppet, Bon-Bon really does want me to go talk to Baby, doesn't he?"
"Yeah, definitely." Puppet lied, a grin on his face. He seemed to get what it was that Foxy was doing.
Bon-Bon grunted violently.
"What's that, Bon-Bon?! You want me to go and kick her? Why would I do that?!" Foxy joked.
"Yeah, that's not very nice, Bon-Bon." Puppet added.
Bon-Bon looked as if he might cry.
"Wow, I'm so glad that I can speak grunting, otherwise he'd be intelligible."
Bon-Bon now was furious, and Foxy felt a bit of pain as Bon-Bon slammed his fist into Foxy's arm, punching it.
"Ouch!" Foxy yelled, holding his arm away, though he was still joking. "Did he just hit me?! Bon-Bon, why did you do that?"
"Better question, WHEN did he learn how to do that?" Puppet commented.
Bon-Bon let out another angry grunt.
"Also, Foxy, how did you learn how to speak grunting?"
"I was once part of a wild tribe, and I learned to speak their language."
"Wow, really."
"Uh, yeah, definitely! So, what else do you want, Bon-Bon?"
Bon-Bon moaned in annoyance.
"Oh, I get it! Puppet, he said that he's really, really sorry for everything he's done to you, that he wants to be best friends with you forever, and that he'll never enter your room uninvited ever again. Is that right, Bon-Bon?"
Puppet fake-gasped. "Wow! That's so awesome! Thanks, buddy!"
Bon-Bon let out a panicked grunt, his eyes widening, and he shook his head rapidly.
"What's that, Bon-Bon? Ah, I see now! He also said that he looks up to you, Puppet, and that you're the best person that's ever existed in the entire world. Am I right, Bon-Bon?"
Another panicked grunt and more head-shaking.
"Yeah, he's so excited right now, and-"
Bon-Bon let out a ferociously loud, drawn-out grunt, one that was so loud that Foxy had to cover his ears while it sounded.
"Okay, okay, Bon-Bon, I was just kidding! I'm sorry!"
Bon-Bon moaned, putting his head in his hands.
"Wait, so you weren't being serious about him not coming into my room again?" Puppet asked.
"No, I was just playing around with him."
"Aw, man! That's not cool."
"Sorry, but I'm not actually going to put words in his mouth. Anyway, let's keep going. We really do need to get to Ballora."
They continued down the hallways.
The trio arrived in Ballora's room. Foxy opened his mouth to say hello to Ballora and Reggie, but it died at his throat when he saw what was going on.
Reggie was unsurely standing nearby and silently watching Ballora, whose backstage door was opened up. She was roughly hurling and dragging multiple skeletons into the room. As she grabbed the foot of another skeleton and prepared to drag it inside the backstage area, she suddenly exclaimed as she saw Foxy and co. standing there.
"What did I just happen to walk in on?" Foxy asked awkwardly.
"Um...nothing!" Ballora lied, fake-grinning as she tossed the last skeleton into the backstage area and quickly slammed the door. "Just some private personal biz, nothing to see here! So, what brings you guys over here, anyway?"
"It's because of Bon-Bon; watch this. Hey Bon-Bon, say something really crazy!"
Bon-Bon let out a series of grunts that sounded something like 'are you kidding me?'"
Upon hearing this, Ballora gasped. "Wow, it's a miracle! Now I won't have to listen to him complain to me anymore."
"Say what?" Foxy stuttered.
"Only kidding, only kidding."
"Okay, good. We need him to have a voice."
"What? We do?" Puppet asked disappointedly, obviously feeling better seeing Bon-Bon without a voice.
"Yes, Puppet, we do. What if somebody new comes here? If Bon-Bon's voice is blocked up, he won't be able to tell us if they're actually there. Besides, he's our friend, isn't he? Friends help friends out."
"Fine, fine..."
"Although...hey, Bon-Bin, feel like becoming a guard dog? Maybe having a collar and a leash?"
Bon-Bon grunted in extreme anger and punched a nearby skeleton, who had been sitting on one of Ballora's red chairs, in the head; its head broke off from its neck and fell down onto its lap.
"Woah, woah, Bon-Bon, it was just a joke! Calm down!"
"And PLEASE don't damage my audience members!" Ballora chastised. "It's very rude of you to come into my Christmas-y palace, AKA my room, just to break my stuff."
Puppet stared around at the room. "I feel like every time we come in here, you add something new to the Christmas decorations in here." He stated matter-of-factly.
"Yeah, let's be honest, you're a bit too crazy when it comes to decorations, Ballora." Foxy agreed. "You've hung a lot of wreaths and stockings around your room..."
"Oh, but it's CHRISTMAS decorations!" Ballora reasoned. "You can never go crazy with those!"
"No, you absolutely can. And you did."
"Okay, okay, maybe I did go a little too crazy with it, but it still looks more well-decorated than any of the other rooms in the building!"
"Fine, I guess we can agree on that. Anyway, back to the matter at hand: Bon-Bon's voice isn't working, and we came to you hoping you could fix it. Do you have any ways to make it work again? Like maybe have him drink some of your tea?"
"My potty tea?! Well, of COURSE we can try that!" Ballora picked up a cup of her potty tea, which happened to be sitting on her stage next to her tea set and stuffed animals, and held it towards Bon-Bon. "Here, have some, Bon-Bon! It's delicious, and it may even bring your voice back!"
Bon-Bon's eyes went wide, then narrowed as he grunted twice over and over and pushed the tea cup away, shaking his head.
"Bon-Bon, please don't argue with this." Foxy plead, trying to be reasonable. "We're trying to get your voice back. We're just going to see if drinking her tea will work."
"Foxy's right!" Ballora sided. "Drink the potty tea, NOW!"
Bon-Bon continued to shake his head, and he kept pushing the tea cup away from him.
"Please just try it." Foxy sighed. "Look, if this doesn't work, it's not the end of the world, okay? We can always find another way to make it come back if this method doesn't work. We're just trying as many things as we can and seeing what makes a difference."
Bon-Bon crossed his arms and turned away.
"Ugh, I can't believe he has to at like this." Ballora huffed. "He's acting like a baby that refuses to eat his peas. This is annoying."
"I dunno, maybe it's better he doesn't have the tea as it is." Foxy said. "Maybe put some sugar in it?"
Ballora's face brightened. "Sugar? Oh, I actually do have some sugar! If that's all he needs, I'll get it for him." Ballora turned and ran back to her stage to retrieve some sugar from her tea set. After a minute, she came back, and she dumped a few tiny sugars into the tea, and they dissolved into it. Then she offered it to Bon-Bon. "Here you go!"
Bon-Bon, looking very reluctant and yet also slightly hopeful, finally took the tea without complaint. He held it up to his mouth and took a few small sips...only to instantly do a spit take right into Ballora's face.
"Augh! Ew!" She screamed, and she quickly reached into her sweater, pulled out a hand towel, and wiped her face. "Ahh, that's better."
"AND it looks like the tea didn't work." Foxy concluded. "Figures."
"Well, what else does Bon-Bon want with it besides sugar?"
Bon-Bon forced the tea cup back into Ballora's hands and let out another loud grunt. Foxy once again decided to play around with this.
"What's that? You want some soap in it, Bon-Bon?" He lied as if he knew what Bon-Bon had been trying to say. "That will only make it worse, though."
Bon-Bon let out another angry grunt.
"Okay, I was kidding again! Sorry, Bon-Bon. So guys, what else should we try?"
"Let's take him over to your water ride, Foxy, and have him take a bath in the water." Puppet suggested. "Maybe that'll fix it."
Foxy sighed. He knew this idea probably wouldn't work, especially because Puppet had suggested it, but it was worth a shot. "Okay, we can try that. Let's go."
Making sure to grab Bon-Bon's arm so he didn't try to run, Foxy and his friends left Ballora's room to head to the water ride.
They arrived in the auditorium and went right over to the water ride entrance.
"The water isn't still frozen, is it?" Puppet asked.
"No, it's back to normal." Ballora assured him. "I turned up the thermostat like you guys wanted me to. The ice should've melted back into water."
Foxy looked through the doorway of the water ride to check, and sure enough, the water was back to being water.
"Yep, it's fixed, alright." Foxy confirmed. "Okay, Bon-Bon, go on in."
Bon-Bon grunted loudly and shook his head, staying away from the doorway.
"Oh, come on! Don't argue with this again!"
"What if I...throw a cookie in there?" Ballora offered, and she took out a cookie and dropped it into the water.
Bon-Bon froze, looking very surprised. He hesitated for a moment, then sighed, and jumped through the doorway into the water below. As soon as he landed it in, he thrashed about in the water, and he began to swim back to the ladder.
"It's not working! I need to get him out of there!" Foxy exclaimed, and he reached his hand out to Bon-Bon. The hand-puppet hurriedly grabbed the cookie Ballora had thrown in the water and then grabbed Foxy's hand, and Foxy pulled him back up to the auditorium. "There we go."
Bon-Bon was sopping wet, yet he didn't seen altogether too upset. He then hurriedly devoured the soggy cookie whole right then and there, looking very pleased with himself as it disappeared into his insides.
But after that, the hand-puppet glared at Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet, as if to say: 'Nothing you guys are doing is working.'
"Alright, alright, we need to re-think this." Foxy decided as he viewed this. "We've been going about this the wrong way. We need to think of something new...oh, I know! Now, this may sound crazy, but how about this: let's have eat some of the spicy pasta again. It might affect him so much that it'll bring back his voice."
Ballora nodded. "Good idea. I like it!"
Bon-Bon looked uncomfortable and tried to squirm away, but Foxy quickly grabbed him by his arm. "Bon-Bon, don't run this time, okay? I think this idea might actually work."
Puppet, meanwhile, looked disappointed. "Aw, but that sounds too crazy. Why don't we just throw him into the toilet instead?"
Foxy stared at Puppet and said, simply: "No."
"Okay, nevermind..."
Then Foxy, keeping a firm grip on Bon-Bon, led everyone back down the hallways towards the kitchen.
"So are you guys even going to tell me how this happened in the first place?" Ballora asked confusedly. "You never told me why Bon-Bon's voice suddenly decided not to work."
"Dinah made some pasta that was really, really, spicy." Foxy explained to her. "I tried it myself, and I think it's honestly really good. But then I had Bon-Bon try it, and right after he took a bite, his voice just broke. Not sure why it only happened to him and not me, but it somehow did."
"Only Bon-Bon could've eaten pasta the wrong way." Puppet commented. "That's probably why."
Bon-Bon sent a sharp glare at Puppet, but said nothing (not like he could really say anything, anyway).
"Yeah, but we can make sure to eat it the right way next time." Foxy decided. "Also, Ballora, I recommended you give it a try if you're a fan of spicy foods. I think it's great."
Ballora gasped and nodded. "Ooh, of course! It sounds pretty tasty."
The animatronics arrived back in the kitchen to see Dinah carefully inspecting the pasta.
"Oh, hello again!" Dinah greeted. "Just testing the pasta to see if I can make the spiciness a little less intense. I also put in my grandma's special secret ingredient, which will hopefully help to clear one's voice instead of clog it! But anyway, hello!"
"Yes, hello there, uh..." Ballora began, then paused.
"Dinah." Foxy repeated for her.
"That's it. Hello, Dinah!"
"Here's the pasta right here." Foxy showed Ballora, going over to the pasta. "Speaking of, I want to have another bite." Foxy took a quick bite out of the pasta and laughed as the spice hit his systems again. "Woo! Man, that's good. Ballora, wanna try some?"
"Oh, yes! I'll have a bite." Ballora agreed, and she took the nearby fork and scooped up a humongous amount of pasta, stuffing it into her own mouth. Her face lit up in pleasant surprise; Foxy guessed that she liked it.
"Pretty good, huh?"
"More than good. It's delicious."
"See, I told you it was good."
"Um, pardon the interruption, but what about your little rat friend?" Dinah asked. "Is he okay?"
"If you mean, Bon-Bon, who is a rabbit, by the way, then let me tell you that we're working on helping him. Bon-Bon, come over here." Bon-Bon crawled up onto the kitchen counter and stared at the pasta, looking apprehensive. "Just do it, alright? If you try it one more time, it may fix the problem."
Bon-Bon sighed, moaned once, then took the fork from Ballora, carefully got a bit more pasta, and shoved it into his mouth. He moaned loudly, clutching at his endoskeleton neck...then he let out a gasp and finally, his voice came out.
"AUGH!" He gasped. "My...my voice! It's back!"
Foxy let out a cheer. "It worked! So glad you're all better now, Bon-Bon."
Ballora let out a joking sigh. "No, the curse has returned!" Bon-Bon glared at her. "Oh, I'm only joking. I guess I'm happy you can talk again."
Puppet sighed. "Great, his voice is back!"
"Oh, don't worry." Foxy started, and he decided to make another round of jokes. "He still said everything he said. So glad he apologized to Puppet finally.
"What? I didn't say that!" Bon-Bon exclaimed.
"But you did! I heard you grunt it."
"Foxy, stop!"
"Okay, okay, sorry."
"Thank you."
"So, can I expect you not to come into my box uninvited anymore?" Puppet asked calmly.
Bon-Bon put a hand to his 'chin'. "Ehh...no promises about not coming into your box anymore, but...I'll stop bringing dynamite in there. How about that?"
Puppet shrugged. "Alright, I guess that's a start."
"Hey, this actually turned out pretty well." Foxy noted, nodding and smiling. "It's an accomplishment on both your parts to finally see you agree on something. Bon-Bon, glad to see you're finally exercising a least some self-control with Puppet. Maybe this whole thing with the pasta inspired us to do better. Thanks, Dinah!"
"No, thank you very much for the kind words, Foxy." Dinah thanked Foxy, bowing. "My grandma would be very pleased to hear that her special secret ingredient came in handy. I hope you don't mind that I won't tell you what that ingredient is, though! It's a family secret."
"A family secret? It's not anything weird, though, is it? I swore I saw some of the skeletons in Ballora's room missing..."
"Hey, I was tossing some of the skeletons backstage to get them out of the way." Ballora commented. "Although I might've gave Dinah a few things to add to his cooking earlier...like bones."
"What?! Dinah, why did you take bones from Ballora?"
"Don't look at me, Foxy!" Dinah replied. "She told me they were chicken bones, and I thought that would be a good ingredient to add."
"Oh, okay, then. Not like it's really a bad thing anyway, since we eat some of the guards we capture sometimes."
"Yeah, I figured bones would spice things up a bit!" Ballora said. "And it looks like it LITERALLY did!"
Foxy and Ballora laughed out loud, and even Puppet let loose a few chuckles.
"Good one, Ballora." Foxy complimented, grinning.
"Thank you very much!" Ballora replied, smiling back.
"Have you ever considered becoming a comedian, Ballora?" Puppet added. "Because you might be good at that."
"Eh, no. I'm much more of a fan of being a ballerina and a dancer. If you want to become one, well, I'll leave that up to you. However, you probably should...because you're a joke already."
Ballora let out another long round of laughter, Foxy laughed a little bit, and Bon-Bon snickered intensively. Puppet made a face.
"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week." Ballora chuckled, raising her arms.
"So, Bon-Bon, now that you've got your voice back, tell me...what did you think of the pasta?" Foxy asked. He knew it was a weird question to ask, but he was genuinely curious to see what Bon-Bon would say.
"BESIDES the whole 'losing my voice' thing?" Bon-Bon asked half-sarcastically. "Well, it was...alright, I guess."
"Only alright? Personally, I thought it was amazing! It's at least awesome, if nothing else."
"Sorry, but that's just my opinion on it. If it hadn't made me lose my voice, then maybe I'd see it in a better way."
"Yeah, okay, that is a good point. If a dish of food made me lose my voice, I'd probably have a hard time saying anything good about it, too." Foxy looked to Dinah. "Once again, good job on the pasta. I've decided that we're going to let you live a whole lot longer than we originally planned, and you can thank the pasta for changing my mind."
Dinah looked a bit frazzled to hear that, but bowed and smiled nonetheless. "Again, thank you for the kind words. I am glad you all keep me working so hard, making only the best food for you. I STILL can't make pizza for you, though, but I assure that I will find a way to make some with the limited resources I have."
"Work hard on it, okay? I'm warning you though: you don't have forever to make it. Make us at least ONE pizza sometime soon if you want to keep living. If not, well...we might have to do this the hard way."
"But how is this a fair deal for me?! I still have not been given any tomato sauce to make pizza with!"
"Well, figure it out, okay? I'm sure you can find a substitute for it if you look hard enough."
Dinah sighed. "Ay yi yi, this is so very difficult. Will I not be given a break?"
"Sorry, but we don't have any tomato sauce in stock. You can blame Ballora for that."
"Wait, what?!" Ballora exclaimed, taken aback. "What did I do?!"
"You used up all of our tomatoes and tomato sauce for one of your shows, remember? You stole them all from the kitchen and used them as objects to throw at the people in the crowd, AKA the skeletons!"
"Don't be so harsh, okay? I didn't have any fake blood to use for it, so I had to use tomato sauce as a replacement. That was necessary, okay?"
"Well, unfortunately for us, your show worked, and now we have to order in more tomatoes and tomato sauce. Anyway, let's leave Dinah to his work. Bye, Dinah!"
Dinah waved at the animatronics as they departed the kitchen. Foxy waved back, then led the others into the main room before stopping.
"I think it's time we all go back to whatever it was we've been doing." Foxy decided. "Me and Bon-Bon are going back to our discussion about some very odd stuff that we've been going on about. What about you guys?"
"I'm going back to my room!" Ballora announced as she ran off down the hallway. "I need to finish tossing all my skeletons backstage!"
TOSSING her skeletons backstage? Foxy thought as she ran off. Gee, if that's not a euphemism, then I dunno what is.
"And I'm actually going back to the kitchen." Puppet added. "I'm gonna find out how to replicate the pasta Dinah made so we can have a big supply to eat whenever we want."
"Good idea, Puppet!" Foxy complimented, waving as Puppet turned and ran back into the kitchen. "I'm looking forward to seeing more!"
Then Foxy and Bon-Bon went into Foxy's room, which was nearby, and the two of them faced each other and began talking like they had before.
"Alright, Bon-Bon, back to our plans for later." Foxy told the hand-puppet. "I think we should figure out a good time for you to go hang out with Baby!"
Bon-Bon, already flustered, began to blurt out a bunch of excuses, and Foxy talked back to try and convince him otherwise.
And they started on this, and went on with it for the next couple of hours that passed by...
Chapter 54: Christmas Calamity
Summary:
Somebody comes into the building, and Foxy mistakes them for a security guard.
Chapter Text
"...hey, wait a second! Bon-Bon? Bon-Bon, where are you?"
Funtime Foxy had just now woken up inside his cove, only to find that Bon-Bon was not in there with him. Foxy stood up and opened his curtains, looking out into his room, but Bon-Bon was nowhere to be seen.
Foxy was perplexed. Yesterday night, he and Bon-Bon had deactivated together inside Foxy's cove, after having been together talking to each other for a few hours. Everything had seemed fine last night, and Bon-Bon had not been angry or frustrated when they had gone to sleep. But now Foxy had woken up to find that Bon-Bon had left once again, leaving Foxy alone.
Bon-Bon's gone AGAIN? Seriously? Foxy sighed in his thoughts. Why does he always have to disappear like this? And better yet, where is he right now? Hopefully he's not causing trouble by irritating Puppet. Could he be with Gregory? Maybe even Freddy? Well, I dunno, but I should go look for him and make sure nothing is going wrong.
"You know how he is, Foxy. Probably doing something stupid, like he usually does."
Yeah, I know that, voice. Wouldn't be the first time.
"Well, you know what I think we should do? We should take his body and use it! Maybe even give it to ME, huh?"
You already know that I'm never going to trust you to do something like that ever again. Besides, his body is small. What use would you have with him?
"...good point. I'm just so bored, okay? I dunno why I care about getting such tiny bodies...but, nevermind, it doesn't concern you. You just go do whatever it is you're doing."
Was already planning on it. Try not to bother me anymore, voice. I'm keeping an eye on you- well, I can't, since you're inside me, but, I'll be keeping tabs on you! Yeah, that works.
Foxy waited for a moment, wondering if it would say anything else. When it didn't, he turned his attention away from it, now satisfied that it wouldn't be around for a little bit, and decided to get back on track. He headed out of his cove and was beginning to enter the main room...but he noticed something that made him stop by the doorway.
There was a man, a human man, standing by the Christmas tree in the center of the room. He was carrying a large red sack on his back, filled with presents, and was crouching by the tree, rummaging inside the bag. The man himself looked very odd to Foxy: He was a portly white man with slightly tanned skin. He had a big, white colored beard and hair to match. He was wearing a red coat with white fur for the collars and cuffs, trousers that had also cuffs with white fur. He had a red hat with an odd white fur bobble on top, drooping down behind the man's head. He had on a black leather belt around his pants, as well as boots that matched the look of the belt.
What the-? Foxy thought in his mind, confused as to who this guy was.
"Ah, here we are." The man suddenly said, and he took a number of presents out of the bag and set them on the floor. Then he grabbed one of said presents and examined it for a moment. "Just the gifts I needed. Let's see...this one is for Freddy, if I remember correctly." He set it down underneath the tree and grabbed another one of the presents. "This one...looks to be for Puppet." He set that one down too and grabbed a third present. "And this one is for Baby." He set it down next to the other presents, and grabbed yet another. "This one, if my memory serves me well, shall go to Ballora." He set the fourth one down.
Who is this guy? Why is he putting down gift boxes under the tree and saying they're for everyone else? Foxy wondered. Is he a security guard? Could he be setting...traps? If that's true, then the company must finally be here to get us under control. Although I'm still not sure...what's up with that guy's clothes, anyhow? Usually guards show up in uniform, but this guy's getup doesn't look anything like the usual outfit.
"And this one is going to Bon-Bon." The man added, placing a fifth present under the tree. "Well, this is certainly going smoothly. I certainly am glad I decided to deliver presents to this place early. My schedule for later this month will be quite busy, so it is much better that I'm handling this now."
Well, this is certainly odd. I'm going to have to think of a plan of what to do now, so nothing will-
Suddenly, as Foxy was backing up, a loud squeak sounded. Foxy jumped and looked around, realizing he had stepped on a squeaky red ball that had been lying around on the floor. The man by the tree perked up and looked over, seeing Foxy for the first time.
"Hmm?" The man said, gazing at Foxy. "Oh, hello, Foxy. So you're awake."
"Huh?! How do you know my name?" Foxy stuttered.
"It is my job to know all the children's names. Do not be concerned, Foxy. I am only here to deliver the gifts. Now, you should be heading back to your room. You and your friends can see my gifts once you've gotten a good amount of rest."
"Children's names? I'm not a child! I'm an adult fox!"
"Yes, you are, in a way...but, at the very same time, there is much more to it than just that."
"Huh?"
"Oh, excuse me. I'm rambling again. Go on, Foxy, head back to sleep."
"Sorry, pal, but I don't think I'm leaving just yet." Foxy headed out of the doorway and slowly made his way over to the man, who was looking at Foxy with an expression of confusion and surprise. "You're a security guard, aren't you? If you are, which I'm guessing you are, then I think you'd better tell me what it is you're doing in here."
"Security guard? Oh, I'm afraid you've gotten it mixed up, little one. I'm Santa Claus."
"S...Santa?" Foxy paused at that name. For some reason, the name resonated within him, but he swore he had never heard it before. For some reason, though, the name was bugging him...had he heard it before? His mind wasn't able to make heads or tails of it, but...for a reason he could not understand, his mind kept showing him Ballora as he thought about that name...no, no, it had to be a trick, right? Foxy was sure he had never heard this name before. "Hmm. Okay, then, Mr. Santa. Once again, tell me what it is you're doing here."
"I thought you'd ask me that. I am very well informed that you did not believe in Christmas until recently, Foxy."
"Christmas? Okay, that has nothing to do with this! Tell me why you're here."
"My yearly job. If your friend Ballora has not made it clear enough to you, I shall do it. I am here to give you and the others presents. Sure, your behavior this year has not been as good as I would've hoped, but I have my other reasons for continuing to give you gifts anyway. I am simply here to put them under the tree, so you and the others can open them on Christmas day and celebrate together."
Foxy paused again. His mind was flicking back to Ballora again, giving a constant image of her rambling in front of his face. Why this was happening, Foxy couldn't remember nor make sense of it. This man was talking about this 'Christmas' thing that he had heard before...but for some reason, nothing came to Foxy, despite the constant feeling he was getting that he was missing something...
...but nothing came to him. He couldn't remember. So, without his memories there to help, he decided to fill in the blanks himself: that this man was an oddly-dressed security guard, here to set traps so the animatronics could be subdued by the company. And, now that he had come to this conclusion, he knew that it was time to get serious.
"So...you're setting a trap, then!" Foxy exclaimed, pointing at Santa and narrowing his eyes. "You've been hired by Fazbear Entertainment, haven't you? And, on top of that, you're trying to get us so the company can shut us down! That's what this is, isn't it?"
Santa's eyes widened. "Oh, no, you are deeply mistaken. I am not here to harm you or your friends. I am only here to give everyone gifts for the Christmas season."
"I'm not fooled! You're here to take us down, and I'm sure of it! And now that I know this...no...you didn't hurt everyone else, did you?! If you did, you'll pay!"
Santa stood up and held up his hands protectively, looking very shocked. "My goodness, no! I am not telling you any lies, Foxy! I come in peace! Your friends are fine and unharmed!"
"Good, and let's keep it that way! God, you've got to know how the animatronics are doing, security guard. That's your job."
"What? No, I'm certainly not a security guard. I have already told you who I am and why I'm here."
"But I don't buy it. Not for a second." Foxy stepped closer to Santa, getting almost nose-to-nose with him. "Your beard...it's quite large. Strange." Foxy sniffed the air by Santa. His clothes seemed to be cookie-scented. "And your clothes...they smell like cookies. Gingerbread cookies."
"Oh, I like the way my beard is. And for the cookies, that was simply because your rabbit friend left them on the kitchen counter for me, along with some milk. He's quite nice on the inside, you know. As the leader, it is your responsibility to see he becomes as good as he can be. Teach him by example, lead him down the right path, and all shall be well. Remember that, Foxy."
"Huh? I- ugh, nevermind that! By rabbit, do you mean Bon-Bon? Ugh, I told him not to leave out food for guards! Only Garbage is supposed to be fed...oh, forget it. I'll talk to him about it later. So, Mr. Security Guard...you know what time it is, right?"
Santa took a small step back, keeping his hands held up. "I know very well what it is you intend to do. I shall only tell you that I am no security guard to you, and that I still am aware of the acts you commit when unfortunate people end up in this place. I can only say this: I do not approve of the actions you take against them...but I cannot do anything to stop it, either. I can only hope that as long as you are doing this, you have remorse for everything you've done."
"...I...I...I don't know what you just said, but I'll tell you anyway: you're a guard, and you're supposed to be guarding this place." Foxy grinned as evilly as he could, and he made his claws shoot out of his fingers. "And we animatronics...we don't take too kindly to guards interfering with our daily lives...or maintenance people, if you're that, too."
"I am neither, Foxy. I am not what you think I am. Please, do not misunderstand me. I am only here to give gifts. And I remember what you've asked for this year, too, and I have done my best to get things that you and the others will be pleased to see."
"Well...I do remember us making some sort of list thingy and giving it to Ballora so she could mail it somewhere. She was going to give it to someone...I can't remember who, but I think it was somebody Ballora was pretty obsessed with."
"Yes, that list. I am happy to inform you that it was accepted, and that what has resulted from the list will not disappoint you."
"Huh? How would you know? You're just a security guard! And that man Ballora was talking about...whatever he was called, I'm not sure he exists. The story she came up with...I can't really remember what it was like, but it was weird! I don't really believe in what she says, though, and I don't think I will!"
Santa paused, then sighed. "Oh, Foxy. Seeing is believing, you know. If only such a thing was something you could relate to fully, and not doubt it in so many ways."
"What- I- uh...you're probably saying something wise, but I don't care! You're here, and you're a guard, so...I'm very sorry that I have to do this to you, but I think it's time I get down to business."
Santa looked at Foxy, looking half-disappointed and half-stern. "You do not have to do this, Foxy. There is no need to act in this way."
"Too bad, Mr. Guard. I've already made up my mind. Now, I'm going to have to decide how to deal with you. Maybe the conventional way? Or perhaps I can try stuffing you in a suit and seeing how well you'll take it..."
"I am deeply pained to hear you say such things, Foxy. But I do insist that you not go ahead with what you intend to do with me. Nothing good shall come from it."
"I'm going through with this, and nothing you say will stop me." Foxy snapped, and then grinned in a sinister way. Primal urges were taking him over. He suddenly found pleasure in thinking of the many ways he could take out this guard. "Seeing you crushed in a suit would be a very interesting sight...or maybe I can even use a springlock suit and trip the locks, watching as you bleed to death...oh, so many choices. Whatever shall I pick?"
"The springlock suit...do that way. Imagine it. It would be such a beautiful sight, wouldn't it, Foxy?"
"Yeah...I can imagine it now...it would be such a wonderful thing."
"Yes, exactly...do it, Foxy...make him suffer..."
Santa was now looking very wary. "Foxy, don't!"
Foxy laughed. "Ha, ha! It's too late for you now! Come here so I can make you feel TRUE pain!"
Foxy made a break for Santa. Santa let out a yelp and turned and began to run. Foxy's primal urges beckoned the fox to keep the chase up. He needed to main, to harm, to injure. He needed to do everything in his power to make this guard feel pain like never before. The primal urges demanded it.
"Get back here!" Foxy screeched. "Don't you run!"
"I cannot do that!" Santa replied. "You can't let it control you, Foxy. You must overcome it. You must not do this!"
"Never! I will never stop! I will rip and tear forever! Gah, ha, ha!"
They ran over to the front doors of the building, where Foxy finally got close enough. He grabbed Santa by the back of his coat.
"Gah!" Santa yelled. "Foxy, no!"
"YES! I've GOT you!" Foxy yelled in triumph. With as much force possible, he slammed Santa against the nearby wall. "Now it's time we get this on. We have hours of time, and nobody is here to hear you scream!" Foxy, using his claws, slashed Santa across the face. Santa let out a cry of pain. Then Foxy used his other claw, slashing Santa across the chest. Then, using his right foot, he kicked Santa, who fell to the ground. Foxy enjoyed every moment of it. He enjoyed watching this man feel pain, enjoyed watching him fall on the ground like a bloated whale out of water...
Then Foxy, clenching his fists, punched every inch of Santa he could reach, making sure to put force behind every blow. He stopped after several seconds passed, and he got up, standing over Santa, who was lying there, beaten up and scratched, slash marks visible across his face.
"Foxy...I am sorry it had to be this way." Santa groaned, looking up at Foxy with saddened yet slightly frustrated eyes. "I wish you could've seen it better than you have now."
Foxy just laughed. "There is no better way then this! This is the true meaning of my existence!"
"You must...try...try and...fight it...stop yourself..." Santa managed to get out, and then he passed out.
"Ha ha, the prey has fallen unconscious! Now, it's time I finish this!"
Foxy, raising his hands, prepared to jump onto Santa and rip his head from his shoulders, to deal the finishing blow that would take this life and end it right where it was.
But, as his hands went above his head...suddenly, the primal urges were disappearing. His mind was beginning to get clearer...something was resonating inside him...something that didn't want what was happening...
"Woah!" Foxy suddenly exclaimed, backing up. "I...what the...what just..." Foxy noticed Santa, knocked out cold on the ground. "I can't believe I just did all that...hey! Santa!" Foxy kneeled down and examined Santa, shaking him slightly. "Hello? Are you alive?"
Santa didn't wake up. He stayed out cold, sprawled there, completely out of consciousness.
Wow, he's out cold. I...I can't believe I just did all that. I can't believe I went all feral like that... Foxy thought. I guess I'm taking credit for this, then? Wow. To think I knocked out and possibly even murdered a guard this brutally...how is everyone else going to react to this? Ballora, and Puppet, and Freddy...what will they say?
Foxy looked around. The closet Freddy lived in was nearby the area of the room he was it. Maybe he should tell Freddy about the guard...
He decided he should see if Freddy was there to begin with. Foxy stood up, walking over to the closet, and opened it. The closet was devoid of presence. The tv was on, but it was on an error screen. The stuffed bear, Franklin, was still sitting there limply. Foxy listened carefully for any noise or activity on the area at the top of the nearby ladder, but no sound came, not even the mooing of the cow Freddy had.
I guess he's not here. Foxy concluded. Well, okay. Guess I'll go tell Ballora and Puppet, then.
Foxy closed the closet door and headed towards and then into the small hallway, stepping around the presents and the Christmas tree in case the presents the guard had placed really were traps.
Foxy decided to go to Ballora first. He had gone down the hallways and had arrived at the doors to her room.
Alright, I guess I should tell Ballora about the guard now that I'm here. Foxy thought.
"She won't let you into her room right now, Foxy. You know that."
Hey, she's my friend! Of course she's gonna let me in!
"I doubt it."
We'll see about that!
Foxy, feeling very confident, grabbed the doorknobs of the doors and turned it...only to find that it did not turn, and the door stayed closed. It was locked.
"Oh, come on!" Foxy exclaimed. He began to rapidly knock on the door in an attempt to get Ballora's attention. "HEY! Ballora! Let me in!" There was no response from inside. Foxy looked through the windows indented into the doors and saw that, on the other side, Ballora was nowhere in the room. Reggie was standing there, but his back was turned away from the door, and he was humming quietly to himself. "Hey! Reggie! Open the door!" Foxy knocked even more, but Reggie did not turn around and acknowledge that Foxy was there.
"See, I told you! Ballora is ignoring you again. So is Reggie."
"No way! He has to know that I'm here!"
"He knows, but he won't open the door. Ballora will have ordered him not to let anyone in. And, as well as that, Ballora is off somewhere, not paying any attention to the sounds of you knocking. She must be too busy to want any visitors."
"Fine, forget her, then! God, you've always got to be like this to me."
"Well, if you had cooperated and given me a body, then I would not be against you. But, you ruined my plans, so you're my enemy. "
"Forget it. I'm going to ask Puppet for help."
Foxy turned right around and walked down the big hallway in the direction of the auditorium.
A short time later, Foxy arrived at the auditorium, but he stopped in the doorway. As he peeked his head around the corner, he saw Puppet climb out of the trapdoor on the stage that led to Baby's room, walk across the room to his box, climb up, and disappear inside.
"Was...was that Puppet?" Foxy stuttered as soon as Puppet went into the box. "What was he doing in Baby's room?"
"I don't know, but I think we should go and talk to Baby. Let's see if she has room inside her body to let me in, hee hee!"
"I'm not giving anyone's body to you. Quiet down already." Foxy walked across the room and went over to the vent cover, where he knew that it led into the vents and to where Baby would be. "Hey! Baby! Care to explain why Puppet was in your room?! What were you guys doing that I don't know about?!" He waited, but he got no response. "Hey! Answer me!"
He waited again, but for all the answers he got, he might as well have been talking to a wall. He could hear noises of rapid button pressing, indicating that Baby was in there and had her controller in her hand, but besides that, nothing came.
"Dang, she's not responding to me. She must be playing her game, and she probably has her noise cancellation headphones on, too. Plus, she probably turned the game volume up so loud that there's no way she would hear me. Oh, well, I suppose I don't need her today. I'm just going to go see Puppet. He'll probably talk to me."
Foxy turned away from the vent cover and went right over to Puppet's box, climbing up onto it and looking down into the hole below. "Puppet! Hey!"
"Yeah, Foxy?" Came Puppet's voice from down inside the box.
"Can I come down and speak to you?"
"Sure, go on."
Foxy nodded, and then he started down the ladder, slowly climbing downward and making his way down further into the inside of Puppet's box. After climbing for half a minute, he ended up at the bottom, and carefully stepped off the ladder and into Puppet's tv room. Then he left the tv room and entered into the central room of the box.
Puppet was indeed there. He was sitting at the bar, sipping a cup of tea and reading a newspaper. He was sipping the tea rather loudly, more loudly then Foxy would've expected him to.
"Puppet! Hey!" Foxy greeted, coming over to where Puppet was.
"Oh, hey!" Puppet greeted back, turning to face Foxy. He folded up his newspaper and put it down on the counter. "Good to see you, Foxy. I've just been having some hot tea and reading the news."
"Yeah, I could hear it. You sip your tea pretty loud. I could hear it as I was coming over to you."
"Well, er...I didn't expect any visitors today, so I thought I could privately sip tea as loudly as I want and nobody would interrupt me."
"Okay, I guess that's reasonable. Anyways, I'm here to tell you that I did...something really big. Can you guess?"
"You put a collar on Bon-Bon?!"
"Nope, I don't plan to, and I can't find him anyway. For all I know, he could be hiding down here."
Puppet's mouth twitched a little, but he didn't ask anything else about Bon-Bon. "Um, did Ballora lower her voice box pitch by a few decibels?"
"Not that either, but that does sound like a good idea for a prank. It would be pretty funny seeing how Ballora would react if we made her voice deep, like a man's."
"It would, it would. So, I'm all out of guesses. What'd you do?"
"I caught a security guard. And I kind of went a little...overboard. But I did do it."
"You did? No way!"
"For sure. I got a security guard without help from anyone else. But I did overdo it a little. I was a bit violent with him, and then he kinda conked out. He's sprawled out in the main room upstairs right now."
"Hmm...I don't believe you. It's been forever since any of us have managed to accomplish something like this."
"Yeah, I know, it sounds stupid, but it happened! Let me show you."
"Alright, alright, let's see if you're telling the truth."
Foxy grinned. Inside, he was a little apprehensive about how he had been to the guard man, but he didn't want to overreact. It would be fine, wouldn't it?
So he led Puppet towards the exit of the box.
The two of them were walking down the hallways towards the main room, talking as they went.
"This has better be good." Puppet commented, skeptical yet interested. "If it's just Freddy or Ballora dressed as a security guard, then I'm not impressed."
"I mean, it isn't, but I think it'd still be an achievement if I managed to knock one of them out." Foxy replied, shrugging. "They're usually pretty tough, so if I got them down, then I think I could consider myself pretty strong."
"Maybe, but they wouldn't be an actual security guard, so I don't think it counts."
"Yeah, you're right. Nevermind, then."
They entered the main room. Puppet made to walk for the Christmas tree, but Foxy stepped in front of him.
"Watch out for the presents." Foxy ordered. "I'm not a hundred percent sure, but they might be booby trapped."
"Uhh...okay?" Puppet stuttered. He looked perplexed to receive this order, but he did as Foxy asked, and the two of them made a wide berth around the presents. Foxy then led Puppet over to the front doors. Santa was still laying there, knocked out cold.
"Look, here he is." Foxy said as he and Puppet kneeled down and examined the unconscious man on the floor. "He's knocked out cold. I got him, all by myself."
"Hmm..." Puppet muttered, observing Santa. He looked interested, but also looked slightly perplexed. "This guy looks pretty odd."
"He does, right? His clothes are weird. And his name was weird too: Santa Claus. Pretty odd name to have, right?"
"Santa...Claus?" Puppet paused. "For some reason...that name sounds vaguely familiar to me."
"Huh? Really? I swear I've never heard a name like this before."
"I'm pretty sure we have heard a name like this...wasn't Ballora talking about about some Thanksgiving guy before?"
"No, that time it was the turkey. The turkey's the main thing of Thanksgiving. This guy looks different...he's wearing these red and white clothes. Maybe this is the new security guard outfit? Maybe the company is trying to trick us by disguising guards in outfits we wouldn't recognize?"
Puppet looked over at the nearby front doors, which were still boarded off from the outside. "How'd he even get in here, though? The doors are closed off."
"I have no idea. He was just standing in the room, placing down presents, when I came in and found him. He said stuff about giving gifts and how I should head back and continue sleeping. He even said how he was giving gifts to me, despite my behavior 'not being as good as he hoped'. I don't know what he meant by that."
"Makes sense to me. I don't think you've been very good this year."
"Hey, come on! I've been very good!"
"Yeah, but, remember the security guards?"
"Oh...uh...nevermind, changing the subject! So yeah, he said he was giving us all gifts."
"Did he give you a gift right then and there?"
"No, he was just setting them down by the tree. I was pretty sure they were traps, so I chased him around and...er...knocking him out! Yeah! All I did was clock him over the head, and he was out!"
Puppet looked skeptical. "Wait, then...why does he have scratch marks on his face and coat?"
"Oh, uh, those? He just, uh, had those when he came in! Yeah!"
"Foxy, are you telling me the truth?"
"...okay, okay, I'm not. For some reason, I went completely feral on him. I kept wanting to hurt him so badly...and then I scratched him and punched every inch of him I could reach until he was knocked out. I was going to finish him off, but right then the feral instincts kinda just disappeared...and now, here he is."
Puppet didn't speak at the moment. Foxy looked into Puppet's eyes, and for a moment he saw...understanding? But then Puppet looked back up at Foxy and said: "No wonder he looks so roughed up. But let's not focus on how you got him...what else did he say while he was here?"
"Something about Christmas-y things and all that? He was by all the Christmas stuff when I found him. Dunno why, though."
"Huh. I'm not sure if he was just some random security guard. Could he have been working for someone else, maybe?"
"Can't rule that out, I suppose! But, once again, that name was the weirdest thing. Santa Claus...yeah, that's weird."
"Santa Claus...Close...Clothes...Clothes hanger. He was trying to sell us clothes hangers!"
"Pfft, no way he was doing that. He would've been way more direct if he was trying to sell us knickknacks. All of the people we've seen come here have always been pretty direct about what it is they're doing in this place, and I don't think this guy would be an exception."
"Guess so. So, what do you think we should do with his body?"
"I'm not too sure about that. He could just be knocked out, but he hasn't woken up yet, so maybe he could be dead. Either that, or he's in a coma and won't be waking up anytime soon. One of those two."
"Then I think we should just toss his body somewhere. Not with Garbage, because if he's alive, then those two would probably work together and collaborate to escape."
"Good point. Let me see if he's alive or not first before we decide what to do." Foxy started to wave his hand in front of Santa's face. "Hello? Are you awake? Hellooo?" Foxy waited, but when he got no response, he growled. He could feel the frustration building up inside of him. He stood up and slapped Santa across the face...and even that didn't wake him up. "Yeah, ok, I think he might be absolutely dead."
"Uh...congratulations, I guess?" Puppet stared down at Santa again, considering something silently. "You know, Foxy...what if this guy isn't a security guard? His clothes don't look like a security guard uniform, and I don't think the company would randomly make the uniform this odd-looking."
"You do have a point, but we need to be sure before we make any assumptions like that. Let's trying checking his pockets and seeing if he has a wallet or some sort of identification."
Puppet nodded and bent down beside Santa. Santa's pants had pockets on either side, so Puppet began to rummage around inside one of them. He stuck his hand into the left pocket...and pulled out a small candy cane, wrapped in plastic. "There's a candy cane here."
"Nice, but that's not what we're looking for. Keep going."
"You got it. I'm gonna take this candy cane." Puppet quickly opened a small hatch on his chest and tucked the candy cane inside before closing the hatch and going back to searching. His hand went through the other pocket, the right one, but then came out a few seconds later. "Nothing in this one either. No identification anywhere inside his pockets."
"Strange. You think he might have anything in that massive beard of his? Maybe we should look in there."
Puppet cringed. "Do I have to?"
"Well-"
"Nevermind, nevermind, I'll look inside, just in case." Puppet stuck his hand into the man's massive beard, then, seconds later, yanked it out. "Eugh, nothing in there! And even worse, there were cookie crumbs in his beard!" That was true; cookie crumbs had gotten stuck to Puppet's hand. The marionette quickly wiped them off.
"Cookie crumbs?" Foxy pondered this. Hadn't he heard something about cookies and also milk sometime before today? "You know...that sounds kind familiar. Doesn't Christmas involve cookies in some way?"
"I mean...I think so? Nothing's really coming to me right now."
"Me neither. Let's just keep searching this guy. So he's got nothing in his pockets or his beard...does he have a tag on his shirt that says what his name is? I've heard a lot of people do that nowadays, so maybe he's one of those people."
"Yeah, that might be true. Let me check." Puppet leaned forward and lifted Santa's head, checking around to look at the back of Santa's coat, but then dropped Santa's head shortly after. "Nope, nothing. Not only is there no name on the back of his coat, but based on what I saw back there, I think he might've cut off his tag with a pair of scissors."
"Wow, really? Gee, he's really giving us nothing to work with here."
"That's for sure. Do you think his clothes could've been hand-sown by somebody?"
"That might be possible. What about his shoes, though? Does it say anything on the bottom of his shoes?"
Puppet scooched over and examined the bottom of Santa's boots. "Nothing underneath here, either. His boots are completely unmarked."
"Not even there, either?" Foxy exclaimed in disbelief. What was with this guy? "Are you absolutely sure he doesn't have any kind of id or name on him at all?"
"No, he doesn't seem to have anything like that on him. He's clear from head to toe."
"Huh." Foxy stared down at Santa, trying to look closer at the white-haired and white-bearded man to see if anything clicked. "Now that I look at him, he does kind of remind me of somebody."
"Freddy?" Puppet guessed.
"No."
"Ballora?"
"Nope, but, speaking of Ballora...I think she might have had something to do with all this I'm not remembering. She kept talking about this 'Christmas' stuff. Milk and cookies...Christmas presents...decorations...and also some guy who was at the center of it all. But I can't remember who it was...er, maybe not this 'Santa' guy. He might look weird, but he can't be anybody important, can he?"
"I dunno. But to me, his name sounds more like a name for a town or a city rather than a name for a person. He sounds like a name you'd give to a town in California. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me."
"It does sound like it'd be a name for a town. And yeah, none of this makes sense to me either. I'm pretty confused, myself."
"Well...I guess since this guy isn't so important, we've gotta figure out what to do next. What should we do with the body, Foxy? Should we take it to Ballora or Bon-Bon or somebody?"
Foxy stopped and deliberated for a moment. He knew he could just take this body to Ballora and the others and show off his handiwork, but he also felt deeply apprehensive about the idea. Part of him was unsure why he felt this way, but another part of him thought that since everyone else was so unpredictable, showing them a security guard's dead body might cause some unneeded problems, and Foxy was in no mood to deal with anybody squealing about random nonsense today.
"No, I think we'd better hide this body before anyone else sees it. We don't know what would happen if somebody else found this guy." Foxy decided finally, sure of his answer on this one. "This guy must not be important, even though...Santa...Santa Claus...Santa...god, doesn't that name sound familiar, Puppet? I swear I've heard of that name before, but the answer is on the tip of my voicebox..."
"Uh...was he a character in Grand Theft Auto or something?" Puppet said, scratching his head unsurely. "I saw you playing that game with Baby one time."
"No, I never saw anybody like this in the game. Hmm...Santa Claus...Santa Claus...Santa..." Foxy kept repeating that name, but even though the answer seemed to be there and not there at the same time, he couldn't grasp it. It was like his memory banks was holding the answer up in the air, high above, just out of reach of Foxy's mind.
"Was it something Bon-Bon was talking about? He always said crazy stuff, didn't he?"
"Yeah...I'm not sure, but maybe Bon-Bon said something about this guy. Whatever the case, I think we should just go ahead and hide the body. Let's just rip up the floorboards, dig a hole, put him inside, and then cover it back up. Then nobody will ever know."
"Sounds like a plan."
"Hey, you have a shovel in your room, don't you?"
"I do. Why do you need it?"
"We gotta bury this guy. We'll need the shovel to dig up the dirt. Can I go and grab it from your room?"
"Sure thing. You can go find the shovel, and I'll meet you in my room in a few minutes. I'm going to go and talk to Garbage first. See what he thinks about this."
"Alright, see you then."
Both Foxy and Puppet ran off, Puppet heading into the kitchen while Foxy headed down the halls toward the auditorium.
Foxy had arrived in Puppet's room and began searching, but he had been looking around for several minutes, rooting through drawers, the kitchen cabinets, and in other nooks and crannies, and had so far found no sign of the shovel.
"Where is this shovel? Where could it be?" Foxy stuttered confusedly as he bent down to check underneath one of the tables, but found nothing.
"Foxy, wait, I made a mistake!" Somebody suddenly said, and Puppet came rushing into the room.
Foxy got up and ran over to Puppet. "What mistake?"
"I forgot to tell you that I don't have the shovel anymore. I lost it."
"What?! How?! I gave it back to you during the day when the pizzeria was covered in snow! I saw you take it!"
"Yeah, but sometime afterward, I accidentally dropped it in the snow and lost it. Then, when the snow melted, I tried to look for it but I couldn't find it. I only just remembered while I was talking to Garbage."
"Ugh, come on, you had one job! Nevermind the shovel, then, we'll just drag the body into Ballora's room and throw it down that hole she has in the backroom. She can't mind it, she'll have another friend to spend time with once the body turns into a skeleton."
"Sounds good. No way Ballora can complain about this."
With a new plan in mind, they left the room and went into the tv room, then started up the ladder to head back and get the body.
But when they arrived, Foxy did a double-take. He ran over and looked down in disbelief at the spot where the body of Santa was supposed to be.
"Puppet!" Foxy called as he ran over to the spot where the body had been. HAD been. "Where's the body?! It was here just a few minutes ago!"
"I don't know!" Puppet replied. "It was still there when I left the kitchen to find you!"
"You didn't move it, did you?"
"No! I was too busy talking to Garbage and that 'Delinah' guy to focus on the body."
"Don't you mean, 'Dinah'? That's his actual name."
"Delinah."
"Nevermind, nevermind. So when you walked out of the kitchen to tell me about the shovel, the body was still sitting there?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was!"
"So the body's gone, then? Oh, come on!"
"I didn't move it. Did you?"
"Of course not! I was downstairs, busy trying to find the stupid shovel!"
"Well, uh...we've got to find it, then. What can we do?"
"There were those presents he placed down by the tree earlier. Maybe we can use those as clues."
They both nodded, then headed over to the Christmas tree in the center of the room. Foxy, still cautious and thinking the presents might be traps, made his way over, reached out his hand...and plucked one from underneath the tree. He braced himself for something to swing down at him or open up beneath him...but nothing happened. Underwhelmed, Foxy looked at the present in his hands. There was a tag on the bow.
To Bon-Bon
From Santa
Foxy paused, his mouth open a little. It was just an ordinary gift? Wanting to make sure, Foxy walked around and checked every other present. Sure enough, the gifts didn't do anything when touched, and each one was addressed to the animatronics. Ballora, Puppet, Baby, Freddy, and even Foxy himself had all gotten gifts.
"They're...not traps. They're not even anything dangerous." Foxy mumbled quietly, taken aback. "They're just gifts for us. He was just giving us presents."
"Hey, wait!" Puppet called out, pointing at the front doors. "There's a note on the floor over there!"
Foxy looked over, and sure enough, right on the exact spot where Santa had been laying unconsciousness minutes earlier was a small white piece of paper, a note neatly folded and left there on the ground. "Woah!" Foxy ran over and plucked the folded paper off of the ground. Foxy's name had been written on it in very neat handwriting. Foxy, not sure what to expect but curious anyway, unfolded the note, seeing the very neat handwriting inside, a handwritten message for Foxy. He began to read:
Dear Foxy:
If you've found this note, then that means that you've come back to the spot where you very unkindly knocked me out. I've left this note for you to tell you some things as I go back home.
What you did today was very naughty of you, in a way that surprised me more than I have been surprised before. You have acted in a way that very much makes me disappointed in you today, Foxy. I was hoping, that, deep inside, you would be able to listen. I was hoping you could hold off your killer instincts and be deserving of the Christmas cheer I brought for you and your friends.
But you did not. You submit to your urges, and you attempted to kill me. I am very sad to see that you had to act this way after all the nice things you have done this year.
Before I leave you and your friends to enjoy Christmas and the rest of the year, I must leave you with this: deep down, I know you can do better, I know you are good and just. However, today you have acted wrongly. Know that there are consequences to your actions, and someday, you will have to see them through.
Until that day, I wish you and your friends a merry Christmas, and I hope you can enjoy the time you have before darker times approach your life.
Please, next year, be kinder. Be more thoughtful. Be the best you can be, and keep others in mind. That is all I can tell you now.
Have a good rest of the year. Do not forget your morals.
Best wishes and hopeful regards,
Santa Claus
Foxy stopped and re-read the entire message again just to make sure of what he was seeing. So Santa had fled the building and was gone now, but now he had left this message for Foxy. Was he being scolded by this Santa guy? Had he really acted in the wrong way? And the name 'Santa Claus' was still so familiar to him, and he kept hitting himself inside his mind trying to remember what it was.
"Wow. I don't know what to say." Foxy muttered. "But that name is still so familiar, though. Where did we hear it before?"
"You're right, I feel like I've heard that name befor-" Puppet began to say, but then abruptly stopped talking. His face suddenly twisted with horror and shock. "Wait a minute...Santa Claus...uh oh."
"Huh?"
Puppet put his hands up to his head, and he briefly turned away. "Oh no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
"What is it, Puppet? What's wrong?"
Puppet looked back at Foxy. "I think...Ballora was talking about this guy."
"She does, but why's that a problem? She talks about tons of stuff. I tune her out half the time because of how boring it is listening to her ramble on. What's so important about this 'Santa Claus' she was talking about?"
"Well...he brings food, right? And-"
"Wait...presents, too?" Foxy stuttered, coming to a sudden realization.
"Uh, yeah."
"Oh, no, I remember now!" The answer has finally come to Foxy. Santa Claus was the guy at the center of Christmas, the guy Ballora had been talking about and yelling about and lecturing about and generally obsessed over for the past month. If he was indeed real, and Foxy had just hurt the guy Ballora had been going on about for days... "That was that guy Ballora was talking about."
"And you just hurt him, and almost killed him."
"If Ballora finds out about this..."
"...then we'd probably be destroyed in the most brutal way possible." Puppet finished, looking grave.
"Augh, great!" Foxy groaned, throwing his hands down. "What are we going to do now?! If she finds out I did this, she'll lose it!"
"Hope that some other guy around here can make us food instead of that Santa guy?" Puppet suggested halfheartedly.
"Yeah, that, and...we are NOT going to tell Ballora about this. She would be too angry to even imagine."
"Tell me about it. She'd chop our heads off and hang them on the wall if she learned what we just did."
"Definitely. And I don't think it'd be very fun being decapitated."
"Me neither."
"You know what?" Foxy began to slowly back away. "I'm going to go back to my room and pretend that none of this even happened. I'm going to pretend like I slept in the whole day. You should probably do the same, Puppet."
Puppet nodded very slowly, backing up in a different direction. "Yeah, good idea. I think I'll go do the exact same thing. But, before we go, what do we do about the presents Santa put around the tree?"
"I say we just leave them there and act like we just saw them when Ballora comes around and sees them. That way she won't be suspicious of us, and she'll just get excited thinking that Santa came early this year."
"Okay, I'm very ready to do that. Now, I'm heading back. If you need me, I'll be in my room."
"Same here. See you later, Puppet."
"Later, Foxy."
Puppet turned around and headed out of the room, going down the small hallway. Foxy waved to Puppet as the marionette left, then turned and headed into his own room, shuffling into his cove and shutting the curtains, casting himself in darkness. He went and stood there in the corner of the cove, sighing to himself.
This is going to very bad in the long run. He thought. If Ballora finds out, she'll have our heads. I might have to blame Bon-Bon just to escape her wrath. Oh, well, I'll just have to cross that bridge if I come to it. Until then, I'm going to get some rest and pretend today never happened. Sounds like a plan.
With a little dread inside in hopes that things wouldn't play out the way he didn't want them too, Foxy deactivated himself as he had the other nights, ready to spend some time resting off all the excitement...
Chapter 55: Baby’s Secret Journal
Summary:
While getting a tour of Baby's newly-decorated room, Foxy finds something and gets a mischievous idea.
Chapter Text
It was dark. Very dark. The room was in complete shadow.
He was standing in the room itself. He was watching parts fall to the ground with loud clanks. The parts resembled arms, legs, heads...but they were metallic. They were made of wires and machinery. They resembled endoskeleton parts.
As an endoskeleton animatronic arm tumbled to the ground and laid their lifelessly, he looked up at what was doing it. A shadowy figure was bent down over a table, ripping pieces off of something laid down over the table and throwing them onto the floor. Meanwhile, other parts had been lain on the table, set aside for other purposes. He could see such because of a lamp which had been lit and was sitting on the table.
He looked around the room. It was quiet here, devoid of any presence except for the shadowy figure hard at work. Hard at work to achieve a longtime goal. He could see shelves lining the walls, with more endoskeletons sitting along the walls. Some of them were already missing parts. Boxes of spare parts were lying in corners, waiting to be used. A toolbox was set by the table the shadowy figure was working on. There were doors out of the room, but they were all closed tight.
Then, he looked back at the shadowy figure. It held up an endoskeleton leg and tossed it away...then it held up an endoskeleton arm and set it with the parts on the table. Then, it held up the most peculiar thing.
A party hat.
This didn't seem like something of use, but the shadowy figure paused for a moment, looking at it. Then, surprisingly, it set it down with the parts on the table.
"Body parts everywhere..." He said, gazing at the parts on the floor. He looked at the shadowy figure, and suddenly, he knew he wanted to find out who it was that was messing with all this random stuff.
He walked closer to it. The sounds were getting louder. The shadowy figure was beginning to work faster. He kept getting nearer and nearer and nearer.
He stretched out a hand. He was so close to it now, close enough to reach out and touch the thing's shoulder.
His hand went into action, and he was about to touch the shadowy figure and get its attention.
He reached out to touch the thing and get his answer once and for all-
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY!"
"Waaugh!" Funtime Foxy screamed, coming awake from his sleep as a loud yell of his name sounded out from nowhere. The dark area he was in was no longer dark, his curtains had been opened and somebody was standing inside the room. "Woah! What is it?! Is there a fire?! An explosion?! Did Bon-Bon upset Puppet again?! Did Dinah escape?! Did Garbage get out of the hole-"
"No, no, none of that- Wait, who's Dinah?" The person inside replied.
Foxy stopped panicking and paused, letting out a yawn and rubbing his eyes. Then he looked to see what was going on.
It was Circus Baby herself. She was standing inside Foxy's cove, the curtains pushed aside, with a confused expression on her face.
"Oh, good morning, Baby." Foxy greeted, waving his hand a bit. "Dinah's our chef. Don't think you've met him yet. We can arrange that later. He's pretty unique, I gotta say."
"Oh!" Baby replied, and Foxy noticed that her Valley Girl accent was back. "Was he the one who made the pizzeria look how it is right now?"
"Uh, what? What do you mean?"
"Haven't you seen it? Come on!"
She grabbed Foxy by the arm and pulled him out of his cove. Foxy protested a bit, but just obeyed as Baby dragged him out of his room and back into the main room.
"All this!" She exclaimed, pointing at the main room. It was still the same as it was usually.
"What am I supposed to be seeing here?" He stuttered in a bored manner. "Everything looks the same as it has the past few days."
Baby turned around, and Foxy noticed that she looked heartbroken. "This place...it's been decorated."
"The decorations have been here for some time, though. We all decorated it a few days ago- hey, wait a minute, you weren't there for that, that's right! You've been playing video games all day, every day, nonstop for nearly a week now. No wonder you missed the day when we decorated everything."
"Yeah, but that video game stuff is very important work, I'll have you know! But, I mean...you guys decorated WITHOUT me!" She was getting angrier about the whole thing as she spoke.
"I mean, sort of, but technically it was Ballora that decorated without you. She was the one who brought it up and started the whole thing, and she kinda roped me and everybody else into it as well."
Baby paused, then gazed around at the room, at every decoration that had been hung in every inch of every corner of the room. "Well...now that you say that, it does make sense. There's a lot of decorations hung up in here, and I know Ballora. She always went overboard with the decorations...but, nonetheless, she got it down and packed." She smiled and nodded. "Yeah, it actually looks pretty good."
Foxy looked around at the room and nodded as well. "Yeah, I agree. We did do a pretty good job at getting it all done, if I do say so myself."
"Ehh, that's subjective. I've seen better than this mess of a decorated room."
"Oh, come on. You always say that, voice. You've always got to be the negative nancy of the group when it comes to stuff like this."
"Aww, but that's not the only reason! I'm also a good judge of Christmas decorating, and I've done a very good job myself at it. Now, if you still don't believe me, maybe you can let me take control of your body so I can prove it to you..."
"Ha ha, very funny. We all know what happened the last time you got control of my body: you pushed everyone down the garbage chute and tried to do some weird plan thing."
"Oh, but it's not like you would understand, would you? To me, that was a heaping helping of fun and so much more. I'd be happy to do it again..."
"Well, I don't agree with you, so shut up!" Foxy sighed, finally down talking to the voice for now, and turned back to Baby. "Uh, hey, Baby. How are you doing?"
Baby was starring at Foxy with a half-uneasy, half-awkward look. "Well, I'm apparently doing better than...whatever it is you've got going on with you. But, I've got a question." She pointed at the snowmen sitting on the pedastals on the stage in the room. "Are those snowmen real? Like, are they actually made of snow?"
Foxy shook his head. "If I remember correctly, they're plastic." Foxy walked up to the snowmen and poked them to make sure. "Yeah, they're fake snowmen. They're not made of actual snow."
Baby looked saddened. "Aw, that sucks. I wish they were made of real snow. That would be pretty awesome."
"No, no, I think it's better this way."
"What? Why?!"
"Don't get the wrong idea! I can see where you're coming from, but trust me, they are better of being made of plastic. After all, they're sitting in a very brightly-lit area of the building. If they were real, they'd probably melt within the hour."
Baby shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe they wouldn't if we got Puppet to stand next to them? After all, he's kinda cold and mean."
"Wow, Baby, that's kind of a harsh way to describe him."
"Hey, don't judge how I feel about it, okay? I call them like I see them. He doesn't seem to like the holidays, so he could be a pretty cold person, but maybe I'm wrong. I don't know."
"I mean, once again, I see where you're coming from. He really isn't the kind of guy who warms up to the holidays all that well."
And, speak of the devil, Foxy heard something coming from behind him. He turned and saw that, striding into the room from the big hallway, Puppet was there. He was staring at the floor in annoyance as he walked, muttering loudly.
"Stupid Christmas. Stupid presents. Stupid decorations." He growled. "Why do they have to be here? Somebody should take them and-"
"Oh, speak of the devil!" Foxy called out. "Hey there, Puppet?"
"Huh?" Puppet looked up and saw Foxy and Baby standing there, and he brightened at once. "Oh, hey!"
"Hi, Puppet!" Baby greeted, waving to the marionette in a friendly manner.
"Hey, Baby." Puppet greeted back, waving back at her in a polite manner.
"Puppet, you didn't sound very happy when you were coming in here." Foxy pointed out, feeling a little concerned. "Is something the matter?"
Puppet sighed. "Yeah, it's the decorations. To me, it seems they're growing in number. I feel like every time I look back at them, they're double the amount they were before."
Foxy looked around at the decorations again. "I mean, that could be true. It does seem like this room has some more decorations in it. Ballora's probably decorating more when we're sleeping. I wonder if she even sleeps, herself, anymore."
"No, I don't think so. I did hear from Reggie that she was trying to find new decorations to hang up around the pizzeria."
"Probably, yeah."
Baby perked up, looking a little anxious. "She didn't go and get any of my decorations, did she?!"
Foxy raised a metal eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"
"Oh! Well, uh, I decorated my own room by myself! I wasn't just playing video games, you know. I was also being a holiday person!" She shouted the last two words enthusiastically.
"Both you AND Ballora are obsessed with Christmas?!"
"So you're telling me that both of them are in on the shenanigans that have been happening over this 'Christmas' thing?!" Puppet exclaimed, looking upset. "No, no, this can't be real."
"Oh, we'll have to deal with it." Foxy walked over to Puppet and whispered to him. "And it's a good thing they don't know about what happened to Santa yesterday. If they had found out, who knows what they would've done to us?"
"Us? Don't you mean you? You were the one who did it, after all."
"Hey, you had a hand in it, too. Besides, you know about it now, anyway, so we've both got to keep our mouths shut about Santa."
"What's that you guys are saying about Santa?" Baby asked, raising an eyebrow.
Foxy jumped, then turned to face Baby and grinned as best as he could. "Oh, nothing! I was just telling Puppet how excited I am to get presents from Santa! Isn't that right, Puppet?"
"Uh, yeah!" Puppet faked as well, nodding.
Baby squinted at them. "You guys know that Santa isn't actually real, right? He's just some guy people made up to be the face of Christmas."
Foxy paused for a moment. Then, he couldn't stop himself from letting out a few chuckles. "You tell yourself that, Baby. Sure thing, he's not real...I mean, heh heh, if you insist."
Baby cringed a little, then shrugged. "Uh, alright, then." Then, she grinned. "But seriously, Santa is not real in any way. You know who it's ACTUALLY all about? Krampus!" She pumped her fists excitedly. "Anyways, guys, can you give me a tour? I want to see all the new decorations around the place."
"Sure, I guess."
"Yeah! Come on, let's go."
Baby ran off, heading down the small hallway towards the big hallway. Foxy and Puppet looked at each other, then made to follow her.
"Oooo!" Baby was gasping in awe as she looked up and down the big hallway at the decorations lined along the walls, including a long string of fairy lights and an excessive number of Christmas wreaths. "Wow, so many decorations! Ballora did a pretty good job this year! You know, speaking of her...what's her room look like?"
"Uh-" Foxy stuttered, but Baby was already heading over to the doors to Ballora's room and peering through the window. Then, her smile faded off her face in the instant, and she looked overwhelmed.
"Woah. Oh my goodness."
"Yeah, don't ask."
"I don't need to, I understand it when I see it. And...well...you know how I said Ballora did a pretty good job? Yeah, I think she might've overdone her room in the decoration process. Like, WAY overdone." She stared through the window, and Foxy saw she was looking over at Reggie. Reggie was still standing in the same spot Ballora always had him stand, but although he was silent, Foxy noticed that his eyes were moving and looking around at Ballora's room. He looked very uncomfortable to be there. "You know, I feel really bad for Reggie now that I see him in there. He looks kinda off-put in there."
"I'd feel off-put too, if I were him. I mean, I wouldn't know the full extent of what he's feeling, but it's not like I can ask him now. I'm pretty sure Ballora orders him to stand there and not move for hours. And, also, I think he listens to music at full blast with earplugs on. See, watch." Foxy pounded on the doors. "HEY! REGGIE! OPEN UP!" Foxy waited, and he was unsurprised to get no response. Reggie was still standing where he was; he had not at all noticed anyone at the doors to Ballora's room. "See? He never responds to me, no matter what."
Baby shrugged. "I mean, I don't blame him." Then, she smirked. "I would ignore you, too, if I were him."
"Yeah, speaking of: you ALWAYS ignore me, Baby. I come over to your room almost every day to see if you want to hang out, but you always lock the trapdoor to the passage over to the vents. I try to shout up to you the grate, but every time I do, you're always so focused into your games that you never even acknowledge that I'm there. And it doesn't help that you wear noise-cancellation headphones while you play."
"Hey, don't word it like that! My video games are no joke, let me tell you. I play on the kinds of online matches only fit for the most serious and pro gamers around, and to keep up, you gotta stay focused and ignore all other distractions."
"Is that how it is? Whenever I come over, I always hear you yell at people and call them 'noobs' and stuff like that. And you do it a lot. Like, a lot. I swear, you say it almost 20 times per minute. And, not just 'noob' but also 'frag' and 'salty'. All these words, and I don't know a single one of them."
"'Cheese'!" Puppet suddenly yelled out. "Is that one of the words? I wouldn't know."
Baby then smiled. "Actually, I'm not gonna lie when I say this, but I actually have a sound recorder built into my computer. I recorded myself saying all those words so I could spam it at people in voice chat."
Foxy blinked twice, then did a slow clap. "Wow, so you're one of THOSE people? How surprising."
"Hey, wait a minute!" Puppet suddenly exclaimed. "So what you're saying is that you cheated."
"Huh? No, no, that's not it at all!" Baby replied, holding up her hands and grinning. "I didn't cheat, I just installed that so I could troll people and go: 'N-N-N-N-N-N-NOOB-NOOB-NOOB!' And it sounds really cool, too. You should hear me do it when I'm at maximum gamer capacity."
"Wow, okay, then." Foxy said. "So, shouldn't we get back on track?"
"Oh, right! I want to show you guys my room. Come on!"
Baby led Foxy and Puppet down the big hall in the other direction, gazing in awe at the decorations they passed along the way.
"Wow, there's so many decorations! Geez!" Baby pointed out in surprise as they entered the auditorium, which was also very much decorated. "Where did you guys get all of these decorations?"
"I don't know! Don't ask me!" Foxy groaned, throwing up his hands in a small bit of frustration. "Ask Ballora! She was the one who brought out the giant box that had all these decorations inside of them. We're not even sure where she got the box to begin with."
"Okay? Well, I guess it looks nice- oh. Oh, Puppet, she got to your box, didn't she?" Baby was staring at Puppet's box, which had been covered in decorations.
"Yes, unfortunately, they got to my home." Puppet grumbled, folding his arms. "Ballora and Bon-Bon, they did this. It's their fault my box looks so ridiculous."
"Aww, well, they must've been a bit loopy that day. Anyway, my room is more important, so come on!"
Baby led Foxy and Puppet further on. They went towards the trapdoor into the passage, which Baby opened. Then they all headed through the trapdoor and into the passage.
After heading down the passage, Foxy and co. arrived in the room where the ladder access to the vents was...and Foxy jumped back, startled by the room. It had some big decorations in it: a sleigh, bigger than the one Ballora had gotten out, was sitting in the corner, and was stuffed to the brim with presents of many different colors, sizes, and shapes. Six plastic reindeer were connected to the sleigh by ropes and were standing there as if pulling the sleigh.
"Wow, that's a lot of reindeer." Foxy said to Baby, a little impressed by this to start out the decorations.
"I know! I call them the Krampus reindeer." Baby responded, smiling and nodding. "They belong to Krampus, of course."
Foxy just nodded. He knew it was actually Santa who had reindeer that pulled his sleigh of presents, but Baby was in a good mood, and Foxy didn't feel like bursting her bubble right now.
"Hey, Baby, I need to ask you something." Puppet cut in. "Why did you have that 'no boys allowed' sign tacked to the trapdoor all the time?"
"Oh, that!" Baby answered. "Well, see...I wanted to have privacy while I was playing my games, so I wouldn't be interrupted in the middle of them."
"But the sign read 'no boys'. So Ballora isn't the one who's interrupting you, I'm guessing?"
"No, no, that sign in particular was put up because of a...certain funny hand-puppet."
"Ah, I see. Bon-Bon is pretty annoying and obnoxious, isn't he?"
"Well, I wouldn't say that. I mean, he's very nice and cool and stuff, but yes, in a way, he can be a bit much. Anyways, come on in! This sleigh full of presents I stole- I mean, uh, BORROWED, is only the start of the decorations I put up!"
Foxy raised an eyebrow when he heard about Baby stealing the presents, but decided not to question it too heavily, for the sake of his own enjoyment. Baby went up the ladder and opened the door, heading into the vent corridor. Foxy and Puppet followed her up the ladder and entered inside.
The room did look slightly different from before. There were three plushies, one of a reindeer, another of an elf, and the final one of Santa sitting on the floor by one of the vent grates (the one that looked out into the break room). At the end of the vent corridor closest to the door was, to Foxy's amazement, a big brick fireplace, which was blocking the vent grates that had been on that side. The fireplace wasn't lit, but there was a stocking hanging over it that read Baby. Foxy noticed that it was full of stuff. By the fireplace was a hot pink armchair with a small book sitting on it, and a miniature replica of a Christmas tree was on the floor right next to the armchair.
The vent corridor itself had changed just a little. The framed flowers on the walls were gone, and were now replaced by fairy lights, hanging on both walls of the vent corridor from one end to another.
"Woah! There's a fireplace in here?!" Foxy exclaimed, absolutely taken by surprise that Baby had somehow been able to install something like this in the vents. Now that Foxy remembered correctly, he had tried looking through some of the vent grates earlier, but had only been able to see bricks. He, at first, thought it was a weird hallucination, but now he had complete proof that it was real and was actually there. "So that's why some of those vent grates only looked into bricks! Baby, where'd you even get something like this?"
"Um, well...I know a guy." Baby answered. "And he's very good at his job. And apparently you didn't see him carrying the entire fireplace unit into the vent system?"
"I guess not. I probably was asleep or was paying attention to something else when he came in with it." As Foxy said this, his eyes eyed the book sitting on the hot pink armchair. He noticed that there were words upon its surface:
My Personal Journal
As he read that, he knew at once that that must belong to Baby. He was already starting to get curious what kinds of things could be written in it, but he knew he couldn't have a closer look while Baby was watching; he'd need to wait until the time was right.
Until then, he decided to keep going on with the tour of Baby's room and act like he hadn't seen the journal at all.
"Hey, that plushie you have right there...that looks familiar." Puppet pointed out, looking down at the Santa plushie. "Foxy, this looks familiar to you, too, right?"
"Um, yes. That looks, err, very, very familiar." Foxy replied vaguely, grinning nervously as his mind once again passed over the thought of what he had done to Santa yesterday.
"Oh, you know my uncle?" Baby said out of nowhere.
"Wait, what? Your uncle? You mean this plushie right here is of your uncle?"
"Yeah, it is."
"Uh, what did his name happen to be?"
"I think it was Nicholas. I call him my uncle now. See, one day, this guy wearing all red and with a big white beard came into here and started filling my stocking. I asked him what he was doing there, and he just said his name was Nicholas and that he was giving gifts to me. I figured he was cool, and he looked like a pretty grandfatherly guy, so I asked him if he could be my uncle. He just chuckled and said: 'Why, if that is what you want, then by all means, call me your uncle.' And then he gave me this cool plushie of himself! Pretty neat encounter, if I do say so myself."
Foxy and Puppet traded looks. They both knew who exactly Baby was talking about. Apparently, Santa had been to more places at the pizzeria than just the Christmas tree that day.
"This is kinda awkward, isn't it?" Foxy whispered to Puppet.
"Yeah, definitely." Puppet agreed as he whispered back.
"Um, I mean, that's cool, Baby!"
"Yeah, sounds great! That guy should get an award."
"Uh, okay, then." Baby replied, shrugging. "Anyways, yes, that plushie is of my uncle, Nicholas. And this one-" She looked at the elf plushie. "-is who I call my cousin. I named him Barry. And this one-" She pointed at the reindeer plushie. "-is now my pet reindeer, Fifa."
"Wait, that can't be right, though." Foxy interrupted, confused by what Baby was saying. "We're animatronics, Baby. We don't have families. No mothers or fathers, sisters or brothers, none of that."
Baby just looked at Foxy blankly. Then she looked down at her feet.
"Hey, don't look at me like that! It's the truth!"
Baby, still looking down at the ground, turned around and retreated over to the other end of the vent corridor, where her gaming setup was.
"Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Yeesh!"
Foxy ran over to where Baby was, with Puppet following behind him, and suddenly Baby turned around and pulled out a plate of cookies.
"I WAS going to be nice and share some of these cookies with you as a housewarming gift!" Baby said, looking a little upset. "But then you had to go and hurt my feelings, so nevermind the cookies, then!"
"Aw, come on!" Foxy protested, already wanting cookies now that he knew Baby had them. "Don't be like that! Can I please just have some cookies? I'm sorry about what I said."
Baby paused, her face a sign of a battle waging inside her head, then- "Alright, fine, you can have a cookie."
"Alright! Thanks, Baby!" Foxy took a cookie from the cookie plate and ate it in one bite. As usual, his taste scanners responded in a positive manner.
"You'd better be careful what you say around Baby, Foxy." Puppet warned, waving a finger disapprovingly. "If you offend her too much, she'll go back into video game hibernation."
"Hey, it's not MY fault she does that! She's been in video game hibernation every day for about an entire WEEK ever since December began. I'm surprised she actually stopped playing and started hanging out with us again for even ONE day."
Baby let out a deep sigh, but did not say anything else. As she did, Foxy looked over at her big tv, and suddenly he felt an urge to use it. He reached over and pressed the button on the tv, turning it on. Then he pressed it again and turned it off. Then he turned it on, and back off, and back on, over and over, faster and faster.
"Wh- hey, what are you doing?!" Baby exclaimed, standing in front of Foxy looking slightly angry. "Don't touch that, Foxy! You'll mess up my MLM account!"
"Your WHAT account?" Foxy stuttered, briefly stopping what he was doing and staring at Baby.
"My MLM account. I use it to manage all my games on this computer."
Foxy paused for an even briefer moment, then grinned, and he began to snicker loudly and go back turning on and off the screen, this time even more rapidly than before.
"Hey, hey, stop it already!" Baby yelled, grabbing Foxy's hand to prevent him from doing anything else to the tv. "If you keep that up, you're going to break it a SECOND time!"
"I'm not going to break it, Baby." Foxy assured her. "I only broke it one time, and that was on complete accident."
"Yeah, and when you did that I lost ALL of the progress I made on all of my games!"
Foxy squinted at her. "But that was because you never bothered to save your game. Did you remember to save your games' progress this time?"
Baby paused, then sighed. "Yes, Foxy, I did."
"And did you put all that information on a backup save in case it gets corrupted?"
"Yeah..."
"Good, now you won't lose your information again. Even if I had managed to break your tv again, which I wouldn't have, you wouldn't have lost your progress like you did last time."
Baby squinted back at Foxy. "And then I'll have my DAY, Foxy."
Foxy just shrugged and quit squinting at her. He put his attention off the tv and decided to change the subject; he noticed that the vent grate next to the gaming setup Baby had here was still there, and he could still see through it into the auditorium.
"Alright, good, this hasn't been blocked off at all." Foxy pointed out. "Now, Baby, I need to ask you about this: can you REALLY not hear me when I'm calling you? I'm always right there, right at the vent grate, shouting loudly. Are you SURE you aren't able to hear me from there?"
"I wear the noise-cancellation headphones when I play, Foxy!" Baby replied.
"I know that, but come on, they can't be that strong!"
"Well, they are. Besides, I'm not going to just let anybody come over and interrupt me when I'm in the middle of a massive killing spree on my games."
"But come on, surely there are things more important than your games! If I, your friend, needed you, wouldn't that be priority number one?"
Baby hesitated, then said: "Well, look: go ahead and tell me that YOU would want to be interrupted when you're playing games. Tell me that you would like for somebody to bother you when you have to take out a giant swarm of people by jumping from a helicopter and ziplining to the top of a building so you can shoot all the enemies in the head with a sniper rifle!"
A few seconds' silence passed once she said this. "Yeah, okay, that actually sounds like a lot of fun." Foxy admit.
"Yeah, you bet it is! And see, that's why I HAVE to wear headphones when I play: so nobody interrupts me when I'm playing."
"Alright, alright, I get it now. You can keep using the headphones."
"Cool." Baby turned and looked over to Puppet. "Hey, Puppet, since you're here, I've been meaning to ask you: do you have any of these games at all?" She pointed at the collection of games she had on the shelf in the room. "I know you play games, too, so I just wanted to know."
"Good question. I do happen to play a wide variety of games." Puppet replied, and he strolled over to the bookshelf. "Oh, hey, I recognize some of these games! This one looks like-"
But, as Puppet and Baby began to ramble on with each other about the games that they both played, Foxy still had that journal he saw embedded in his mind. His curiosity was practically getting on its hands and knees and begging him to find out what the journal contained. And now that Baby was distracted, he knew he would have a chance to take it.
And, Foxy, who was definitely interested himself, felt like being a bit mischievous today. That would definitely make his day more entertaining.
So, as Baby and Puppet kept talking, he crept away, heading down the vent corridor towards the fireplace and the chair the journal was sitting on. He could hear Puppet and Baby's conversation carrying on as he went.
"-and finally, I have Dark Souls, just like you do." Puppet was saying. "That's a pretty wide collection of games, but you could have a lot more. Did you ask...what's his name...Santa Claus for any new games this year?"
"Oh, I definitely did ask Krampus for some new games this year." Baby responded. "I was mostly thinking of getting that one new game, which was...hmm...oh gosh, I can't remember what it was! I remember seeing it on this year E3 conference, but I can't remember what the name was! Oh, and I was so excited for it too!"
Foxy largely tried to push the conversation out of his attention as he looked down at the journal sitting on the armchair. With a mischievous grin, he picked up the journal and lifted it up to his face, examining it. He could feel the excitement building up, and he was ready to let it go loose. Feeling curious about the contents of the journal, he reached over and began to open the book up-
"Foxy, what are you doing over there? What is that that you've got in your hand?" A low, slightly furious voice rang out. Foxy turned and saw that Baby was looking his direction, staring daggers at him.
"Oh, um, nothing!" Foxy lied quickly, closing the journal and hiding it behind his back.
"Foxy." Baby took a few steps toward Foxy.
"What, er, is it?"
"I know what you just grabbed. That's my personal journal, isn't it?"
Foxy let out a sheepish grin. "Huh? What? I have nothing of the sort. No idea what you're talking about Baby, sorry!" He began to inch towards the door to the vents.
"Foxy, COME BACK HERE!" Baby began to run at Foxy, now very mad.
"Oop, that's my cue to leave!" Foxy raced out the door, heading down the ladder and down the corridor.
Foxy was running down the big hallway, clutching Baby's personal journal in his hands as he went. Baby was following him, running after him at full speed. Puppet was nearby, running behind Baby and watching the action happen.
"Foxy, you'd better come back here right now!" Baby exclaimed angrily. "That journal is full of very personal stuff! Don't you dare read it!"
"Too bad, Baby, because that's exactly what I intend to do!" Foxy replied in a jazzy tone of voice. "This is payback for spending so much time in video game hibernation!"
"I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!"
"Oh god, no!" Foxy yelped, his mischievous grin suddenly replaced by a terrified look. "I really need to run faster!" As he ran, he stared down at the journal. I could have all of Baby's secrets right in my hands right now! There could be anything in this book! I need to find out before Baby destroys me for this!
"FOXY!"
"Foxy, I'm here to help! I know what to do!" Puppet called from the background, and he ran over to the entrance to the boys' bathroom. "In here! She's not allowed to come in here without giving us more leverage against her!"
"Perfect idea!" Foxy agreed, but he was at the other end of the hallway, and Baby was running towards him, right in his way. Foxy, his mind racing, knew he'd have to preform a very extreme move to avoid her. So, preparing all his senses and hoping this would work, he ran straight towards Baby, who had her hands outstretched to take the journal from him. Then, just as he got too close for comfort, he quickly jumped to the side, holding the journal above his head as high as he could. It was a very clumsy move overall, and the only thing preventing it from failing was that Baby was significantly shorter than Foxy, and when she reached up to try and take it, she could not reach Foxy's hands.
With this minor advantage, Foxy managed to get past her and keep going. Baby, looking outraged to be outfoxed like that, quickly turned around and kept chasing Foxy, who ran straight towards the entrance to the boys' bathroom, where Puppet was gesturing him inside. He managed to dive into the room and get a safe distance away from the door. He ran straight into the stall and slammed the door shut.
"Ocupado!" The voice shouted from inside Foxy's head suddenly. "Ocupado! Someone's in here! Nobody come in!"
Foxy, ignoring the voice's random attempts to help him out, waited a few seconds, then came out of the stall and peeked back out the doorway. Puppet was leaning against the wall, casually watching. Meanwhile, Baby had stopped right by the doorway, but she was standing there seething at Foxy. She looked ready to barge in there, but it seemed that just the tiniest bit of restraint was keeping her from doing so.
"Alright, Baby, we've got you on this one!" Foxy laughed, crossing his arms. "If you come in here, we'll be able to make fun of you for it for the rest of the week! Sure, we're animatronics and it doesn't matter, but in this case, I say it does!"
"Foxy, don't try my patience." Baby said in a low voice. "Give me my journal back or I'm going to have no choice but to come in there and take it from you. I don't care if you humiliate me for this- a week of humiliation is nothing compared to having my personal secrets leaked like this."
"And miss an opportunity like this? Nothing personal, but I'm done with people keeping secrets from me. I'm going to read the contents of the journal out loud and finally discover what it is that you want to keep secret."
"I will come right in there, Foxy, I swear! I may have to cross over the sticky, disgusting floor of the bathroom and endure taunts from you for a while, but that doesn't mean I'm not ready to do what I have to! I'll kick your behind if you continue this!"
"Oh, really? I dare you to come in here and try."
Baby paused, seething a bit more, then her eyes narrowed. "Fine, then. Have it your way."
Foxy, realizing a split second before it happened that Baby was finally about to come in, decided he needed to quickly get the diary away. But how? His eyes looked, and he spotted Puppet leaning on the wall, and then it all came together.
"Puppet, catch!" Foxy called, hurling the journal into the air. Baby ran into the bathroom and reached up to catch it, but Puppet, who was already on Foxy's side, was one step ahead of her. He was, of course, taller than her, and his arms were long, so he had no trouble reaching up and catching the journal.
"I've got it! It's safe with me!" Puppet assured Foxy, and he ran out of the bathroom.
"NO! Stop! Give it back to me!" Baby ordered frantically, running after Puppet. Foxy quickly made to follow them as well.
The chase had continued all the way back into the main room. Foxy came in to see that Puppet was running in circles all around the room, managing to outpace Baby the whole way, and the journal was clutched in his hands.
"We don't have forever! We need to read it now!" Puppet yelled, and he opened up the journal and began rapidly flipping through the pages. "I'm just going to flip to a random page and say what secret is on it!"
"NO! DON'T!" Baby plead loudly, but it was no use.
"Hey, don't tell anyone this, but I actually didn't like Space Destroyer 2 at all. I pretended to like it so I wouldn't hurt Puppet's feelings." Puppet read out loud, and then gasped. "You WHAT?! Baby, you said you liked that game! How could you lie to me like that?"
Baby, panting loudly as she tried hard to catch up with Puppet, yelled back. "I liked the expansion, not the original, okay?! I wanted to tell you that before, but you liked the original so much and I hated to bring you down, so I lied! And I'm very sorry for lying, but GIVE ME my journal back!"
"I'm not done yet! I gotta skip to another page!" Puppet decided loudly, and he flipped through the book once more, then stopped at another page. "I've never told the others this, but I'm actually pretty disappointed when they make cupcakes. I never liked how they tasted...blech." Puppet read.
"Huh?!" Foxy exclaimed, taken off-guard by this revelation. "Baby, you told me you liked cupcakes a lot! Remember when I showed you those cupcakes Chica liked to make back when she was around? You tasted them, and you seemed fine with it! Why didn't you tell me you didn't like them?!"
"I'm more of a cookie person, and I stand by my belief that they taste better. But that's besides the point!" Baby replied frustratedly as she kept chasing Puppet. "I still want you guys to give my journal back!"
"Puppet, she sounds pretty angry! Try to keep running!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Puppet responded, though Foxy noticed he was looking a bit more worn-down. "Just one more time! Third time's the charm, right?" For a third time, he flipped through the journal and stopped at another page, beginning to read. "Since this is a personal journal, I figure I can keep the most personal details of my life in here. With that in mind, I should really mention that I've begun to feel a bit of an attraction towards this one person. Who is this person? Well, they happen to be-"
"ENOUGH!" Baby exclaimed, and she finally caught up with Puppet and slapped the journal out of his hands. Puppet gasped in a startled manner, and before he could react, Baby had scooped the journal off of the floor.
"What?! What was that last one?!" Foxy yelped, running over to Puppet. "Puppet, who does she have an attraction to? Did you see?"
"No, she took the journal back before I could read that part. Sorry." Puppet apologized, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
Foxy sighed, then looked over at Baby, who was seething at them even harder than before.
"Uh, Baby! Hi!" Foxy said in a fake cheery tone, and he put on a fake smile too. Baby was now in a very bad mood, and now that he had dug himself into such a large hole, Foxy figured he could at least try to climb out. "Uh, sorry about that, alright? I mean, come on, we're all friends here! Me and Puppet both really care about you. You don't have to keep secrets from us anymore!"
"Yes, I do. There is stuff in my life that I'd prefer that nobody ever know about. A girl can keep secrets, and keep secrets she will." Baby growled. "I'm done with you, Foxy. I'm done with everybody today. I'm heading back to my room and staying there for the rest of the day." Baby turned around and stomped off, going down the small hallway.
"Wait, no! Come back here!" Foxy called, running after her.
"Baby, come on! Don't be like this!" Foxy tried to reason as he and Puppet followed Baby into the auditorium, just as she was heading over to the trapdoor that led to the passage to the vents. "Can't you let this fly for once?"
"I SAID I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Baby shouted, briefly glaring at Foxy before continuing.
"But we're thunder buddies, Baby! Don't you remember? Thunder buddies can't just get mad at each other like this!"
Baby suddenly stopped walking, and turned around, looking at Foxy confusedly. "Wait, what? What's that supposed to mean?"
"Don't you remember that one time I came in and saw you afraid of the lightning and thunder going on outside and told you I was afraid of it too? And remember how we sing that song whenever we're scared of it?"
Baby looked shocked, then very, very upset. "You...you...you just said I was afraid of thunder and lighting out loud! You swore you'd never tell! How could you?!" Whining loudly, she turned back around and continued running towards the trapdoor.
"No, wait! I'm sorry I mentioned that out loud!" Foxy apologized, realizing he had just made another grave mistake. "It was just one thing! Can't you let this go?!"
"NO!" Baby refused loudly as she jerked open the trapdoor.
"Please! Let's just forgive each other and forget this ever happened!"
"NEVER!" Baby ran right down into the passage and slammed the trapdoor behind her. Foxy could hear a clicking sound, indicating that she had locked it.
"Ugggghh, me and my big, stupid mouth!" Foxy griped out loud. "Great, now she's even angrier at me. Guess I'm going to have to leave her alone for a while and give her time to cool off. I'll have to find something to make up for it, too." Then, Foxy turned and looked at Puppet. "Puppet, why'd you do that?"
"Hey, stop!" Puppet sighed, looking annoyed. "I know exactly what you're doing, Foxy. You're placing the blame on me so you can feel better about yourself! You do this all the time! I wasn't the one who decided to steal her journal, you know!"
"Oh, that may be true, but you were an accomplice, you know. You were the one who helped Foxy keep the journal away, and you were the one who read some of her secrets out loud. So you're not the main cause, but you're guilty, Puppet. And I would know, I saw everything!"
"How do you even see?!" Foxy complained to the voice. "You're a voice stuck inside my head! Can't you only see what's inside my mind and nothing else?"
"You're only half-correct, Foxy. I may be stuck inside you and use your mind as my main place of residence, but that doesn't mean I can't see what's going on through your eyes. I can choose to look through your view whenever I feel like it. You may be keeping me back, but that doesn't stop me from seeing what you see."
"Fine, you've got me there, voice. As much as I hate to admit it."
"Yes, I win again!"
"Whatever!" Foxy yelled, then let out a deep sigh. "Phew, glad that's over with."
Puppet, meanwhile, was looking at Foxy with a look of confusion and suspicion. "Foxy, who was that you were just talking to? Nobody else is here but you and me."
"Uh, absolutely nothing." Foxy fibbed on impulse, still intent on keeping the voice a secret.
"It's not nothing, is it now, Foxy? Don't silence me yet, I have a few words to say. Puppet, I'm enraged that you dared to come to this location. You're ruining my plans left and right, and I'm just going to let you know that I won't let you push me around for long-"
"Shush, voice! He doesn't know you're there! Don't talk to him!"
Thankfully, Puppet's attention had wandered away from Foxy and the voice, and he was instead peering up at the vent grate that looked into the vents. "Aw, this is just great. See what you've done, Foxy? Baby has gone back into video game hibernation mode. She probably won't even bother coming out of her room for the next week, maybe even longer than that."
Foxy looked up at the vent grate, and sure enough, through it he could see Baby sitting at her chair at her video game setup and playing another game, rapidly pressing buttons on her controller. "Yeah, I knew she was going to do that. But, Puppet, about her journal...are you sure you didn't see who she had an attraction too?"
Puppet shook his head. "Why would I tell you when you just accused me of stealing her journal? But, to answer your question: nope, I didn't get to read it in time. I was reading out loud, so I only said the words at the same time I read them."
"And there weren't any hints or clues or anything?"
"Nope, none. Where I was at in the journal, it actually cut off to the page after the one I was on, and I didn't get to flip the page and read the rest of the entry."
"Ugh, of course that's how it has to be!" Foxy looked up at the vent grate and decided to try getting Baby's attention. He cupped his hands over his mouth. "Baby, come on! You don't have to start ignoring us again! Come on out and we can work out our problems together!"
Foxy waited, and, a few seconds after he said this, Baby suddenly stopped tapping buttons on her controller. She glanced sideways at Foxy, giving him a cold and uncaring stare, then took out a pair of black headphones and shoved them over the holes on the sides of her head where her ears were meant to be, then looked back at her screen and began to play her game again. Foxy let out a loud groan; he recognized those headphones. It was the noise-cancellation headphones. Now there was no way to get Baby's attention at this rate.
"Yeah, now she's really starting to head into video game hibernation mode." Foxy groaned. "She's ignoring us completely now."
"I think so too." Puppet agreed, then he glared at Foxy. "You know, Foxy, I'm kinda disappointed in you. We could've had a great day with Baby, but you just had to go out of your way to make her mad at us. And don't try to pin the blame on anyone else, you know deep inside you that this is all your fault. I can't convince you to stop acting like you did back there, but what I can say is that if you really still want to be friends with her, then you've got to find a way to make it up to her sometime soon."
Foxy sighed. He wanted to make a rebuttal against Puppet, but he knew Puppet was right. And he also knew there was no point in trying to argue with Puppet. "You're right, Puppet, I did act out-of-order today. I'll have to think of a gift that can satisfy Baby enough to make her tolerate me again, maybe a new video game or something, but for now...let's just leave her alone and let her play her games for a long while. She'll need the time to calm down."
"Sounds like a good idea, Foxy." Puppet said, and he smiled. "Thanks for trying to make it up to her. Maybe, if you really want to repair your friendship, you could try being her 'Secret Santa' this year. I've heard Ballora ramble on about this Secret Santa stuff, and I looked it up online and found out how it works. Apparently you've got to give Baby a gift, but keep your identity a secret. To me, that does sound like a good enough idea, and you should try it out- that is, if this whole 'Christmas' thing really isn't just a big sham to get Ballora a bunch of presents this year."
"I'm still considering whether or not it could be a sham, but we can't rule it out, since this is Ballora we're talking about."
"I'm doing the same, too, but just in case it really is a real thing...do the whole Secret Santa thing, maybe as some side project. I'm sure Baby would appreciate it, at least, once she finally decides to let the whole journal situation go."
"Yeah, I think I might just do it." As he said this, Foxy suddenly had the urge to yawn, and he let out a big yawn, not resisting the temptation. And, as he yawned loudly, he suddenly realized that his energy levels were a bit lower than he would've liked. "Man, I just came to the understanding that I'm actually kinda tired from everything we did today. I'm gonna head back to my room and catch some more Z's. Baby woke me up pretty abruptly in the middle of my sleep, so I didn't get to charge myself up as good as I would've liked."
"You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea." Puppet agreed, nodding and stretching. "I'm gonna go back into my box and do the same. See you later, Foxy."
"See you!"
And, as Puppet climbed back into his box, Foxy left the room and headed down the hallways...
Foxy was heading down the small hallway towards the main room when he decided to take a moment. He looked around at the four doorways in the hall, which were still blocked off, locked, and had Under Construction signs stuck to them. He stared at them for a few moments, then went past them and kept going, heading through the main room and into his room, where he began to enter his cove. As he prepared to get a good night's sleep, his mind drifted back to those four doors.
I wonder what could be in these rooms. Foxy wondered to himself. Ever since they've been put under construction, I haven't gotten to see what's in them. I wonder when the construction will end.
"You know something we could do once the rooms are uncovered? We can use them for my advantage! No, no, bigger than that. We can use this whole PLACE to my advantage! I can make the entire world into my own empire, with this pizzeria as my base of operations!"
What is it with you wanting to make an empire and rule the entire world, voice?! I swear you mention this to me every other day. Listen, I know how you are, and I'm keeping my guard up and keeping you under control. You getting an empire is not going to happen, and it'll never happen while you're under my watch.
"Don't doubt my capabilities, Foxy. One day, I will get everything I deserve, and everything that I desire. Just you watch...soon, I'll be free of this wretched body!"
Ugh, whatever it is you say, voice, but it won't happen. I'm done with you for today. Now, stay quiet.
The voice finally went silent, and, taking this as his chance to finally get some rest, Foxy stepped into his cove, shut the curtains as he entered, and cast himself into darkness. Then, he deactivated himself, ready to recharge his power and think about what to do next when tomorrow would come...
Chapter 56: Foxy and the Christmas Secret
Summary:
Foxy tries to hide what he did from Ballora, but it turns out that he can't hide it forever.
Chapter Text
Okay, nearly there now. Bon-Bon told me to meet him in the auditorium, I think is where he said. I wonder what it is that's on his mind today.
It was another day in Foxy's animatronic life, and today he was heading through the big hallway towards the auditorium. Roughly half an hour ago, Bon-Bon had come to Foxy's room and asked to see him in the auditorium so they could discuss something. He hadn't been specific on the details about what it was that he wanted to talk to Foxy about, but since Bon-Bon was his friend, Foxy was happy to come over and help him anyway.
He was still debating in his mind what it is that Bon-Bon could want when he arrived in the auditorium. He spied Bon-Bon right away, standing (or, more accurately, crouching) on the stage and staring up at the vent cover that looked into the vent system where Baby lived.
"Hey, Bon-Bon, I'm here." Foxy alerted the hand-puppet as he entered. Bon-Bon looked around at Foxy. "What are you doing, looking up at the vents?"
"Oh, uh...not much." Bon-Bon stated quietly, looking a little nervous and a bit dejected. "I'm just..." He sighed deeply, shaking his head. "...thinking about her. I want to go and talk to her again, but I feel like I botched things up the last time I spoke to her. I don't know if it would work out if I tried to speak to her again..."
"So you're thinking about Baby again, huh?" Foxy smiled earnestly. "Don't worry, I got your back." He leaned down and placed a hand on Bon-Bon's shoulder. "She's nice, you know that. Just go on and talk to her. In fact, why not ask if you can play games with her? I'm sure she'd say yes."
"She would?"
"Of course she would! And, by that way, you and her could become better friends! I mean, look at Ballora: she plays video games with Baby all the time, and they have a great friendship! You could probably achieve a similarly good relationship if you just spent some time doing what Baby loves, with her. You can just speak to her while you do that, get to know her a bit more, find out her interests, and after that, who knows what might happen? Things might just turn out the way you're hoping, all things considered."
Bon-Bon looked reluctant. He looked down at the floor. "I don't really know, though...I've seen her play a lot of singleplayer games that she looked like she was having fun playing. Are you sure she'd welcome me?"
"I'm sure! I've seen the shelf of games she has in there, you know, and she has a LOT of multiplayer games that allow local multiplayer! Just ask her which ones she likes, pick that one, and presto, you're off to a good start!"
"...are you sure that's how that's supposed to work, Foxy? I still don't really know if I should do it..."
Foxy paused for a moment, and then said: "Well, I can't be too sure, but knowing Baby, I think it would work out."
"Hmm. I guess I should..." Bon-Bon looked down at the trapdoor that would gain him passage to a corridor to the vents, and to Baby's room. He reached out a hand to pull it open, but hesitated when he got near it, and then drew his hand back, looking afraid. "No, no, I can't do it. It won't work out, I just know it."
"Aw, come on, Bon-Bon! Don't be shy!" Foxy encouraged him. "I'm sure it'll work out! By the way, was this really all you wanted me to do? I'm fine with being your wingman and all, but I was hoping we'd be doing more than just this."
"Yeah, okay, you're right. I only called you here to be my wingman. Sorry if I disappointed you."
"No, it's fine, it's just...next time, just tell me what we're going to do first before we do it, alright? Unless it's something really exciting, I'd rather it not be a surprise." Foxy turned away and noticed that Puppet's head was peeking out from his box. He was watching them closely. "Oh, hey there, Puppet." Foxy waved at Puppet.
Bon-Bon squinted at Puppet. "Hey again...you."
Puppet squinted back at Bon-Bon and muttered: "Hey yourself. Just ignore me, guys, I'm not here." He began to slink back into his box.
"Hey, hey, don't leave yet!" Foxy ordered, running over to the box. Puppet stopped short of leaving. "Why are you watching us like that?"
Puppet sighed, putting a hand to his head. "Oh, great. Why is it that I always have to get involved in this tomfoolery?"
"Because you chose to. You came up here to watch us, Puppet, and that was your decision, not ours. So, why are you even up here? Did you want to hang out or something?"
"No, I didn't come up here to hang out with you guys. I was just making sure nobody was trying to sneak into my box." Puppet climbed out of his box and landed on the floor.
Bon-Bon came over, eyeing the box himself. "Sneaking into your box, you say?"
Foxy stared at Bon-Bon warningly, knowing that Bon-Bon's words could only mean trouble. "Bon-Bon, don't you dare."
Bon-Bon looked back up at Foxy, then faltered under Foxy's glare. "Fine, fine..." He grumbled reluctantly, looking away from the box.
"Anyways, Puppet, since you're here and all, I should tell you what me and Bon-Bon were doing. He wanted to go talk to Baby and possibly hang out with her, but he's too nervous that things won't turn out well."
Puppet laughed out loud rudely. "Ha! Is that what it is?" He stared at Bon-Bon mockingly, smiling in a rude manner. "Someone's a CHICKEN!" He began to make bawking noises and flapping his arms like a chicken.
Bon-Bon cocked back his arm threateningly. "You'd better watch out, pal, or else me, you, and my fist are going to have a meeting in a few seconds." He punched the ground to emphasize this, and the ground cracked slightly with the force of the blow.
"Woah!" Foxy exclaimed. "That's some strength you have there, Bon-Bon. Maybe you should tell Baby and show her how strong you are! Then things will work out!"
"Yeah, she might be into that." Puppet agreed.
Bon-Bon looked concerned. "But how would that work? I only get that strong when I lose my temper, and I don't want to lose my temper in front of her. Then I'd look silly."
"I mean, it's a possibility. You get mad because of Puppet, right? Then, just think of him being rude to you and you'll be tempered up."
"...I'll consider it, but I still think I'm not going to do it."
"Alright, whatever floats your boat." Then, Foxy remembered something. An event that had happened a couple of days ago came to mind, and suddenly he felt as though he should tell Bon-Bon, since he was hoping they'd have another person to keep the secret. "Say, that reminds me. Bon-Bon, can we tell you something secret?"
Bon-Bon rose an eyebrow. "Something secret?"
"Yeah, along those lines. Hold on." Foxy looked over at the entrance into the room, which was the doorway into the big hallway, and listened for a moment to make sure there were no footsteps or sounds in the room. "Okay, just had to check. See, what I'm about to tell you is something I can't tell Ballora for reasons you'll find out in a moment. I heard her saying earlier about how she was going to seek us out for some reason I didn't hear, so I'm just making sure she's not coming over here before I tell you."
"Why isn't Ballora supposed to hear about this?"
"Uh, yeah, that's the thing. See...a couple of days ago...I might have accidentally...hurt Santa Claus. When he was coming here to give gifts and stuff. Puppet found out that day, and when Santa disappeared, we both decided to keep quiet about it. I'm just telling you so you know."
Bon-Bon's eyes widened. "You hurt Santa Claus?" He replied incredulously.
"Yeah, something like that." Puppet confirmed, rubbing the back of his head. "And she's kind of, er, obsessed with Santa. And Christmas as a whole, not to mention. So if we told her, I don't think she'd be too happy with us."
"Understatement." Foxy amended. "She'd probably destroy us if she found out. To tell the truth, she pretty much considers Santa an idol of hers. Santa Claus is the guy in charge of the whole 'Christmas' thing, you see, as well as giving people presents and stuff like that. And since Ballora was the one who introduced us to Christmas in the first place, it's clear that she would definitely care a whole lot if the guy in charge of Christmas got maimed or injured or anything like that."
"And just HOW did this happen?" Bon-Bon continued.
"Well, he came here two days ago to drop off his presents underneath our Christmas tree. I saw him doing that and I thought he was another security guard. I mean, come on, security guards are the type of visitor we get here most often! Who else comes here besides them? Well, okay, there was that furniture salesman. And the toy salesman. And the chef guy who works here now."
"And we did have those robbers that one time." Puppet added.
"Yeah, them too, but that's besides the point. Point is, it's usually security guards that come here. So when I saw Santa, I thought he was a night watchman in some weird new red outfit that was trying to trick me by wearing a dumb costume. So I chased him around for a bit, and then I, uh...kind of scratched him up once. Twice. A few times. And then he was out cold."
"That's kind of overkill, not gonna lie." Bon-Bon stated. "You could have just clocked him over the head, that would've been less messy."
"It was my predatory instincts! What, are you telling me you wouldn't have crazily attacked him as soon as you saw him?"
"No, I don't think I would." Puppet replied, shaking his head. "I probably would have given him CPR if I had been in that situation."
Foxy stared at Puppet. "Uh, that sounds pretty awkward, but, you do you."
But, as Foxy and Puppet were talking, Bon-Bon peered around the corner of the doorway that led into the big hallway, an anxious expression on his face. He looked at the others. "Uh, guys?"
"What? What is it, Bon-Bon?" Foxy asked, curious as to what was happening now.
"I hate to interrupt this conversation, but I think you should know that...er..."
"FELIZ NAVIDAD!" A loud voice sang from the big hallway, getting louder all the time as it seemed to come closer. "FELIZ NAVIDAD!"
"She's coming!" He exclaimed, and he ran away from the doorway and retreated behind Puppet's box. "I'm not dealing with her! You guys are on your own!"
"Bon-Bon, wait!" Foxy called, but the hand-puppet was already out of sight. "Ugh, come on!"
"Feliz Navidad, prospero año y felicidad!" Ballora sang cheerfully as she strolled into the room and noticed Foxy and Puppet standing there. "Oh, hey there, guys. What have you been doing here?"
"Uh, nothing much, just having a nice, pleasant conversation! Like, about how Puppet needs to get a new oven! Right, Puppet?"
"Yeah, of course!" Puppet fibbed as well, nodding. "My old one isn't working as well anymore!"
"Well, ok, then, that seems normal." Ballora accepted, shrugging. "Anyways, I have come to tell you all that, after some time, I have decided to send a new Christmas list to Santa!" She pulled out a piece of paper that looked bigger than the one that was used to make the last one. "I was planning on sending the first one, but I decided to rewrite it and add some things to the list. And now it's ready! So I've decided to finally send the list to Santa."
Foxy froze up. "And, uh, how are y-you going to do that?"
"Oh, it's not all that complicated. I was just coming here to ask Puppet if I could borrow some stamps to put on the envelope so I can send the list. Puppet, do you have any?"
"Stamps..." Puppet put a hand to the bottom of his mask, contemplating for a moment. "Yeah, I think I might have a few down in my box somewhere." But then he frowned after he said this. "Where are you planning on shipping that list? I have stamps for specific parts of the world, so I'll need to know the location so I can give you the right ones."
"To the North pole, of course?"
"The North Pole?" Puppet looked befuddled. "Specifically that location? Why not some other area of the world, like the West Pole?"
"There is no West Pole! And besides, Santa lives in the North Pole, so that's where I need the letter to go. Can you give me some stamps for the letter, please?"
"And who is this letter for again?"
"Santa Claus! I just said it was for him!"
Foxy suddenly realized who Ballora was wanting to send the letter to, and he coughed loudly. "Uh, I don't think you need to." He chimed in anxiously. "He might already, um, know."
"Foxy, don't be stupid!" Ballora sighed, shaking her head. "He doesn't know what you want for Christmas completely, that's why you write a list and send it to him; so he knows exactly what to get you!"
"Wait a minute...Santa Claus. You're sending it to him." Puppet stated, as if it had only just occurred to him. "Didn't Foxy hurt him or kill or something?"
"Huh?!"
"Woah, woah, Puppet!" Foxy exclaimed, horrified that Puppet has so casually revealed this to Ballora. "I definitely didn't do that! It was just some security guard!"
"Wait, did he..." Ballora muttered, and she looked skeptical, but Foxy could sense that she was also a little afraid. "...we can't be too sure about this. What did this 'security guard' look like? Did he happen to be wearing a red suit with white trim? Did he have a hat with a ball on the end? And, most importantly, did he have a white beard and rosy red cheeks?"
"I vaguely remember something like that." Puppet replied. "What say you, Foxy? Do you think he looked like that too?"
"Um..." Foxy stuttered, trying to come up with the right response. "He may or may not have looked like that."
Ballora gasped in happy surprise. "Wait, really?!" She stood up. "Did Santa come to this place?! Is it true?!"
"Uh, that, uh, depends. Does he happen to have a job in which he drops off presents at the building, underneath the Christmas tree?"
"Of course he does! Didn't you listen to my lectures on Christmas? I covered this before!"
"Yeah, um, right! And, aren't those presents supposed to be traps?"
Ballora looked scandalized. "Traps?! That's completely ridiculous! They're meant to be gifts for all the residents inside the building!"
"Alright, then, I say we make sure of this completely. Let me show you the presents under the tree. Follow me."
Foxy gestured everyone else to follow him down the big hallway and towards the main room, and they all followed behind him...
"I haven't touched the presents under the tree ever since they first got here." Foxy informed Ballora as he, her, and Puppet and Bon-Bon entered the room. "You're knowledgeable about Christmas, so you can tell me if the presents do indeed belong to Santa."
Foxy was saying all of this because, despite how unlikely it was, he was trying to convince himself that Santa hadn't really been there at all, that they guy who had came had been some sort of imposter of some kind who was actually a security guard setting down traps. He had the feeling that he was very, very wrong, but he convinced himself of this anyway in the hopes that Ballora wouldn't realize that he had hurt Santa.
"Let me see them. I'm getting worried about this." Ballora responded, nodding. Foxy led her over to the Christmas tree and pointed inquiringly down at the presents Santa had put under the tree. Ballora kneeled down and examined them. "Yeah, these presents are from Santa, it's signed on the tags! They're just ordinary gifts, presents for all of us!"
"Well...this is..." Foxy didn't finish the sentence, as now he was completely sure that Santa had been there after all, and now it was only a matter of time before Ballora connected the dots and realized that Foxy was responsible. He looked at Puppet irritably and asked, "Puppet, come on! Why'd you have to go and tell her what I did?"
"Wait, what?!" Ballora exclaimed, standing up and gazing at Foxy in surprise.
"No, wait, I didn't kill him! That's not the full story!"
But Ballora seemed not to have heard. Her expression of surprise was transforming from shock to anger. She was trembling lightly, shaking with anger, and twitching ever so slightly as she looked at Foxy with the most horrid look Foxy had ever seen her give. "You...killed...SANTA CLAUS?!"
"That's not it at all!" Foxy shouted, backing away in fright. "He isn't dead! He just disappeared from the location! He's probably back at the North Pole as we speak!"
"That is true, actually." Puppet added. "We left the room, and when we came back, he was gone. Poof."
Ballora's expression of anger softened, but she still looked very suspicious and very accusing of Foxy. "Wait, I don't believe this! You guys got rid of him, didn't you, just like you do with all the security guards! You probably stuffed him down the same toilet Bon-Bon came in through!"
"No, of course not!" Foxy answered truthfully. "Only Freddy does stuff like that to the guard! We'd never have done something like that, especially not to Santa!"
"Hmm...true, you haven't done it before...and Santa would be a bit too big to fit inside the toilet...did you put him through the sink, then?!"
"It's not that, either! In fact, that's even less likely for me to do and for Santa to fit through then the toilet! What is with you guys, shoving things down pipes and plumbing areas?!"
"Because it'd what I would do! If I needed to dispose of the body, I'd compress it down and put it through the sink drain!"
"Honestly, I'd probably throw someone down a well instead." Bon-Bon admit, shrugging. "Just my personal preference."
"Okay, whatever! So...you didn't shove him down the toilet...or down the sink...so that means there's only one more place available that you could have shoved him down!" She ran towards the door to the kitchen. "Garbage! I need to ask you a few questions!"
"Hey, I didn't shove him down there either! Get back here!" Foxy called, and he ran after Ballora as she shoved open the kitchen door and entered inside. Foxy followed her in, with Puppet and Bon-Bon slowly coming behind them.
Ballora ran straight for the garbage chute, but, halfway across the room, she stopped for a moment and waved at Dinah, who had been at the ovens by himself before the animatronics had come in. "Oh, hi Dinah."
"Hello! Ciao!" Dinah greeted cheerily. "Very good to see you animatronics back! What do you require today-"
"Thanks for offering, but I'll talk to you later. I have urgent business with Garbage!" Dinah nodded politely, and Ballora turned and kept walking, going all the way over to the garbage chute and opening up the door. "Garbage! Hello!"
"Huh?" Garbage's voice came from down inside the chute. "What is it?"
"Ah, good, you're available! Now, I need to ask: have you ever heard of Santa Claus?"
"...Who is this 'Santa Claus' you speak of?"
"Do you seriously not know him?! Everyone knows him! You must have kids who know him!"
"I know, I know, I was just kidding. Of course I know who he is. What about him?"
"Have you seen him, or at least anyone who looks like him, down inside the sewers with you?"
"Good question, let me check." Garbage paused for a moment, then began to speak as if he was speaking to somebody else. "Trash pile number one, have you seen Santa Claus down here?" Pause. "Yeah, trash pile number one says no."
Man, he's certainly gone a bit crazier in the time that's passed... Foxy noted in his mind, becoming increasingly aware of the odd personality Garbage had been developing over the past few weeks. The former security guard seemed to be slowly descending into madness as the days went by, and today he was yet stranger.
Ballora, meanwhile, looked awkwardly confused. "Uh, okay, uh...since your trash piles are such, er, reliable sources, are there any more down there you can ask?"
"There are! I'll try consulting his cousin. Trash pile number three, have you seen Santa Claus down here?" A brief pause. "Uh, not a concrete response from him. I think he might still be mad at me for not attending his wedding...but, anyway, I think that's a no from him too."
"Um, okay then! Thanks for the help, I guess."
"Anytime, guys. Anytime."
"Well, uh, we have stuff to do. See you later."
"Later, then."
Ballora closed the garbage chute, but she continued staring down at it for a moment, as if transfixed in the odd moment she and the others had just been in. Foxy was grimacing, Puppet looked slightly off-put, and Bon-Bon even seemed sorry for the guard and the mental condition he was in.
"Uh, he doesn't sound like he's doing all that good." Bon-Bon pointed out in a concerned manner. "Should we go down there and see if he's okay?"
"No, we really shouldn't." Foxy sighed, shaking his head. "We'll only make things worse. We should really just leave him alone for the time being. Oh, and Ballora, you have your proof. Santa isn't down there."
"My questioning isn't done yet!" Ballora replied diligently. She ran over to where Dinah was standing. "Dinah, I need to ask you something too!"
"Yes, dear Ballora, anything!" Dinah accepted respectfully.
"Have you ever heard of Santa Claus?"
"Ah! Do you mean the jolly man known as Babbo Natale?"
"Huh?"
"Oh, but of course, you would not know! In Italy, this Santa Claus fellow you know so well is known as Babbo Natale! And he is known in Italy as he is here, as a jolly man in a red suit! He is quite popular on his own merits in my country!"
"Well, that's good! Have you seen him anywhere?"
"No, I have seen no sign of such a man in here. I have been quite busy experimenting with new pizza recipes to focus on much else! I have been testing many new ingredients! I have even tried the chicken blood you animatronics so graciously provided me-"
"Uh, nevermind that!" Foxy cut in. "Are you sure you haven't seen him anywhere? Like, leaving the building and such?"
"No, nowhere. I would have remembered seeing someone as notable as him in this place if I had indeed seen him! But, no, I have seen nobody else, since I have been stuck in this kitchen focused on my work! But..." He added suddenly as the animatronics opened their mouths to speak. "...I did see something in the windows up there." He pointed at the windows over at one side of the kitchen. They looked out over at the same front parking lot visible from the glass doors of the entrance.
"You saw him up there?" Ballora questioned excitedly as she looked at the windows hopefully.
"I think I might have, but I am not quite sure. I only know that I saw something up there, but I do not know what it was. Anyways, if you are all down asking, I would very much like to get back to work. I am sure you would want me to finalize plans to make pizza as quickly as possible, yes?"
"Yes, Dinah, yes, go on and get back to work." Foxy allowed, and Dinah turned and faced the stoves again. Foxy looked to Ballora. "See? What did I tell you? He wasn't killed here, he wasn't thrown down the chute, he just left the place and went home."
"Ugh! Drat!" Ballora groaned, snapping her fingers impatiently. "Well then, I...hmm...you know what? It's not over yet! I have one more person to ask! My darling REGGIE!" She turned around and headed out of the kitchen. Foxy and the others, wanting to know where this would go, went after her.
The group was heading down the big hallway towards Ballora's room, with Ballora having taken the lead and everyone else hurrying to keep up.
"Ballora, there's no need to ask Reggie!" Foxy reasoned as he followed after the ballerina. "He hardly ever leaves your room or does anything out here at all; how would he have known whether or not Santa was here?"
"He has to know something!" Ballora shouted determinedly. "I ask him lots of questions, he knows everything! He'll have the answer, I just know it!"
"Go ahead and ask him, then, but now you have to admit that I was telling the truth! I never killed Santa, he's still alive and he's at home!"
"Ok, you do have some evidence, but I'm still skeptical! I'm not letting you off until I'm one hundred percent sure that nobody here saw Santa die!"
"I'm sorry, okay? I forgot that Santa was actually the face of Christmas and everything! I was convinced that he was just another security guard! I mean, nobody ever tells me this stuff, so how should I have known this?"
"Nobody ever tells you this stuff?! No, that's wrong!"
"Then who does tell me?!"
"I DO! I've told you over and over since this month began what Santa looked like and what he does for Christmas! Why didn't you remember me telling you that?"
"I tuned out, okay?! Your lectures on Christmas are boring, long, and drawn-out! I can hardly stand to tune in to them half the time!"
"Whatever! I don't care!" Ballora opened the doors to her room and barged in, Foxy following behind her as she went straight over to Reggie, who was silently observing them. "Reggie! I require your services!"
"Hello, darling." Reggie greeted in his British voice, bowing respectfully. "How can I assist you today?"
"Do you happen to know who Santa Claus is?"
"Oh, do you mean Father Christmas? I do indeed know who he is. He's a very friendly, good fellow of sorts, he delivers presents to the good kids, coal to the bad ones...yes, I know all about that. Not just because of my own knowledge, but because I have heard you talking about him quite a bit to me."
"Yes, very good! I'm glad you listen to me, at any rate! See, Foxy apparently went and killed him!"
"NO!" Foxy shouted out angrily. "I did NOT kill him! We've been over this already, Ballora, and he's not dead! I hurt him a bit, yes, but he's alive and well and he's at his workshop in the North Pole, probably!"
Reggie looked slightly suspicious. "I'm not sure if I'm inclined to believe you, Foxy. From the stories I hear from around here, as Ballora tells them to me, you animatronics are quite murderous! The amount of innocent security guards that have died to your hand seem very numerous. Therefore, I would not put it past you to kill any humans, especially Santa Claus."
"What?! Oh, come on, now Ballora's telling you about all this?! Are these things being talked about behind my back?! Not cool, guys! And, let me tell you, I did not kill him! Yes, I've killed many people before, but I didn't kill him!"
"He's telling the truth! He didn't kill him, I swear! I saw the whole thing!"
Okay, voice, quit it. I'm sort of thankful that you're trying to help, but they're already on edge about you. If you try to say that I didn't do it, they'll only think I did it even more. Foxy told the voice off inside his mind.
Puppet, meanwhile, was looking around at the overly-decorated room, and he didn't seem to approve of it whatsoever. "This place just seems to get more and more decorated every time we come in here..." He muttered.
"Hey, I haven't changed anything about it for a while!" Ballora yelled. "Nothing's wrong with it."
"I mean, I really don't know." Foxy said, looking around at it himself. "It's just too...crowded."
"Don't you say it." Ballora growled, her voice shaking with annoyance. "It's just fine. It's perfectly organized and decorated, and it works very well for the holiday season. There's nothing wrong with it."
"Seems cluttered to me."
"It's not cluttered! It's organized! My goodness..."
"Hey, why isn't there a mistletoe hung up in here?" Bon-Bon asked curiously. "I feel like that should be a part of the decorations in here."
"I'd rather it not be." Foxy stated in his opinion. "Imagine the situations I could end up getting into with that. You guys could put me in some embarrassing situation and then taunt me about it for the rest of the week."
"Ew. Gross." Ballora groaned, knowing what Foxy was referring to. "So, anyway, Reggie, have you not seen Santa Claus anywhere around here?"
"Nowhere around here." Reggie responded, shaking his head. "It's just been me in here, guarding all your possessions and such."
"Alright, then, thanks for telling me."
"You know, Ballora, that reminds me." Puppet spoke up, looking to Ballora. "I need to ask you something."
"What is it?"
"Since you know so much about this whole 'Christmas' thing and all the stuff that goes on with it, I'd like to know...how does Santa always know who's been good and who's been bad?"
Ballora paused. Then she gave Puppet a mystical look. "He knows." She answered in a whisper of a voice. "He knows if you've been bad...or if you've been good. He knows...everything."
"So does he have secret invisible cameras everywhere that he uses to watch us?"
"No, no, no!" Ballora denied, this time in her normal voice. "Look, I'm not completely sure how he knows, but from what I've heard, he has an entire army of little elves that he deploys to watch over all the kids in the world, and they give him regular reports on their behavior. That's how he knows."
"Wait, so they could be here right now?!" Foxy exclaimed, and he gazed anxiously at the walls and at the furniture, looking for beady pairs of eyes. "But where are they? Hello? Elves?" He walked around the room for a moment, looking underneath the red seats facing Ballora's stage, but found no elves anywhere.
"Who knows? They hide everywhere, in all the places nobody could think to look. They're hidden too well, way too well, and they can even switch hiding spots in the blink of an eye. You won't be able to find them, no matter how hard you look. That's just how it is. Speaking of, give me a moment to do something." She walked over to her piano, reached inside the back of it, and pulled out her red-blue sweater, which she pulled on. "There we go. I'm feeling Christmas-y at the moment, so I decided to put on my sweater."
"Neat." Foxy acknowledged as he walked back over to the stage, giving up his search. "Man, all this searching and Christmas stuff makes me want to have some cookies later. Not that I'm hungry, but they would be good for my taste receptors to analyze."
"Wait, I have a question about Santa." Bon-Bon interrupted, and he looked to Ballora. "If Santa knows everything possible, why didn't he know that Foxy was going to attack him?"
Ballora hesitated for a moment, then answered a bit sourly. "Alright, alright, I was exaggerating. He doesn't know absolutely everything, although he still definitely knows a lot. Like I said, he gets his information from his elves. Maybe the elves didn't tell him that Foxy would've hurt him if Foxy had seen him. And he's not some voodoo man either. He's knowledgeable, of course, but it's not like he's some psychic who knows the future."
"Oh."
"Yeah, speaking of Bon-Bon, I need to tell you something." Puppet said to Bon-Bon. "Since there's so many elves everywhere, it's going to be an elf uprising, one spying on us and such. Since this is happening, I think you should start wearing a collar with a bell or something like that so we can differentiate you from the elves. I mean, what if we end up mistaking you for an elf? It would probably end pretty badly if that happened."
"That's actually sound advice, Bon-Bon." Foxy admit. "I mean, you wouldn't want Puppet to mistake you for an elf and come at you with a hammer or a sword or something dangerous, would you?"
Bon-Bon looked a little convinced, yet a little skeptical. "I'm not too sure if this is necessary...but I do have one way of checking. Ballora, what color are the elves?"
"I've heard that they wear green and red, but why would that even matter?" Ballora asked incredulously. "The chances of us seeing an elf anywhere are extremely low. Like I said, they hide themselves and make themselves impossible to find. They'd only let people see them if they wanted people to see them...or if they wanted to attack someone."
"Well, see? I don't need a collar with a bell on it. I'll be just fine."
Foxy didn't respond, he had gotten distracted and was glancing at the door to the backstage area, in which through the windows, he could see tons of skeletons sprawled across the room, some sitting down, some laying down, some propped against the wall, and some, of course, without heads. Even though he still remembered the time he had seen Ballora toss said skeletons back here and knew they had been there all along, he was still no less creeped out by the sight of seeing all the skeletons piled together in a big group, laying abandoned.
"That's kind of creepy..." Foxy muttered, stepping away from the backstage door.
"Huh?" Ballora said, and she looked over and realized what Foxy was talking about. "Hey, it's not meant to be creepy! I just put them back there for storage purposes! After all, I can't have too many skeletons sitting in here, or else it'll get too crowded."
"Uh-huh. Yeah." Foxy maneuvered as far away as he could from the backstage doors, so much so that he ended up going right over to the doorway to leave the room. They had left the doors wide open, and as Foxy looked at it, momentarily glancing down the big hallway...there it was. At the other end of the hall, peeking out from behind the doorway to the auditorium, something green flashed by and hid out of sight. Foxy exclaimed. Green thing...elves...elves hiding...was this proof? Were there really elves watching them?! "Hey! Woah! I think I just saw one of those elves!" He took off running down the big hallway, heading straight towards where he had seen the green thing.
"Wha- HEY! Come back here!" Ballora called. "I already told you, you can't see them-"
But Foxy was no longer listening. Now that there was possible proof of elves actually watching them, he needed to make sure he was right. He could hear footsteps behind him and knew the others were running after him, but he scarcely cared at the moment; the elf sighting was more important.
Barely a minute later, Foxy stopped right as he entered the auditorium, looking around for any sight of the green thing...but there was nothing. The room was as empty as it had been when he and the others had left it earlier.
"Where'd it go?" Puppet asked Foxy, coming behind the fox and stopping right next to him, gazing around hopefully.
"It's gone!" Foxy sighed. "But I swear I saw something! A little green thing- it had to be an elf, right?!"
"I'm not so sure!" Ballora cut in, entering the room as well, with Bon-Bon coming behind her. "Elves aren't just green, although that is the most common color! They can be any color! Red, blue..."
"Well, I saw something that looked small and green, okay? And since you said the elves are most commonly green, I had reason to assume that it was an elf."
"We shouldn't even be hunting these guys. Some stories say that those who try to seek out the elves often disappear and are never heard from again..." Foxy gave her a look that made her falter slightly. "Hey, don't question it! I'm the Christmas expert, I know what I'm talking about!"
"That sounds more like a leprechaun to me." Puppet guessed.
"Huh? A lepro-what?"
"Wait, are you kidding me?" Foxy stuttered. "Ballora. Are you telling me that you're an expert and obsessed with Christmas, Halloween, Valentines' Day, and Easter, all of which you've mentioned at some point...but you don't know what the mascot of Saint Patrick's Day is? I at least know who it is!" Foxy paused. "Strange. It only just occurred to me that I know that...but, that's besides the point! Ballora, how could you not know what a leprechaun is?"
"Okay, okay, I'm kidding." Ballora said. "I do know what leprechauns are. They go around in funny outfits and with funny accents, and sometimes they even complain about kids going after their lucky charms! Wait, no, that's the cereal mascot...and, yes, I know the whole legend thingy about a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Yes, I know all about every single one of the major holidays."
"I think you're lying." Bon-Bon stated boldly.
"And I think you're going to go for a swim if you don't shut your mouth." Ballora nudged her head towards Foxy's water ride, which was nearby. It was easy enough to figure out what her plan was.
"Woah, woah, everybody calm down!" Foxy interrupted, pushing Bon-Bon and Ballora apart. "This is getting too intense. After all, Ballora, would you want to be on the naughty list?"
"How do I know that it's even being marked anymore?! Santa disappeared after you were done with him!"
"Meaning he probably went home and is checking his lists as we speak. So, would you want to be on the naughty list?"
Ballora looked at the floor sheepishly. "Of course not...never..."
"Then let's make sure not to make threats to each other, okay?"
"Okay, okay. Wait, so...augh!" Ballora clutched the sides of her face. "You guys have been making me act mean! I need to act nice!" She began to hum to herself, trying her best to sound calm.
"Speaking of the naughty list, I'm kind of wondering something. If I'm on the naughty list myself, which I probably am considering how I nearly killed Santa, then what am I going to end up with for Christmas?"
"You're going to get coal, simple as that. All the bad boys and girls get that if they don't behave themselves."
"Oh. Wait, but, that doesn't actually sound so bad. After all, we could use it to heat up the furnace and keep the place warm, we can use it as fuel for other machines in here, and if we can find a way to apply pressure, we can make some diamonds out of the coal."
"So, wait...is Santa the one who delivers the coal to the kids, or is it some other way?" Puppet asked.
"No, no, Santa's too busy delivering presents to the good kids to give the bad kids coal." Ballora responded, shaking her head. "He has his...accomplice...do it." She looked reluctant.
"Who?"
"Uh...do I have to tell you? I really don't want to say his name."
"Aw, come on, just tell me!"
"Alright, alright! His name is...Krampus." Ballora shuddered visibly, clearly uncomfortable saying the name.
"Krampus...Krampus...huh. I think I might've heard Baby talking about him before. So he's the guy who gives out coal? He doesn't sound too bad. He could even help us find Santa if Santa's gone missing."
"He does sound pretty rude." Puppet admit. "Which makes him sound cooler, too."
"Do you think he might know how to dance properly?" Bon-Bon inquired. "Maybe he can teach me to dance without legs."
"I don't know." Foxy replied, shrugging. "We can ask him when he gets here- sorry, IF he gets here. Ballora, what are the chances of him coming here?"
"They're not all that high, and even if he does come, you probably won't see him come in and out." Ballora assessed. "But, on the chance that he does come, and we do happen to see him...well, that'd be on Christmas. I think today is the 9th of December, so we still have quite a bit of time before he comes...that is, IF he comes at all. Well, even despite that, we can put a good foot forward!" She smiled as she said this, looking upbeat. "We can work to be nicer this month, including you, Foxy! Work hard enough, and maybe you can get back onto the nice list."
"Oh! Well, if that's all there is to it, then- wait. Does that mean we're going to have to stop killing security guards? I could try, but I don't think my primal instincts could handle it..."
"Well...we might be able to still do it...but..."
"Maybe we shouldn't start trying to get better until after Christmas is over." Puppet said. "It might already be too late to get back on the nice list. After all, I don't think we would be able to cheese it and get back in good on the last few weeks until Christmas."
"That could happen, but...no, no, you're right, we can't cheese it. Oh well, let's forget about it, then. I think I'm going to head back to my room and just think to myself for a while. I do have a few things I want to think over for a little while."
"Alright, then, see you later!" Ballora voiced as she departed down the big hallway, Bon-Bon running past her and over in his own direction. "Try to watch out for the elves!"
Foxy waved at her and left the room himself, leaving Puppet in the auditorium to do whatever as he headed back.
But, as soon as Foxy arrived in his room and walked back into his cove, Puppet came running into the room.
"Hey, wait, I forgot to mention!" He shouted out. "Don't even think about trying to go into the back room!"
"Yeah, I know!" Foxy groaned impatiently. "Are you telling me you're still not done with it? It's already been a little while since you started work!"
"No, I'm not done yet. I've been on winter break, so I haven't been working on it for some time now."
"Of course that's what it is...well, that's that, then. Bye."
"Glad that you understand. See you later." Puppet left the room, finally leaving Foxy all by himself. The fox shut the curtains of his cove and left himself in darkness.
Ugh, he had better get back to work soon. Soon, I hope I'll have my back room back. He thought as he positioned himself in the corner of the room. He can't delay this forever, even if he is super slow. Anyway, I'd better start thinking. I've got a lot of things I need to decide upon.
And he started doing exactly that: he began to think over everything that had happened today, yesterday, and in the days before that, trying to make up his mind on the events and take a course of action from there...
Chapter 57: Mayhem with Mistletoe
Summary:
A misunderstanding causes an extremely awkward accident to occur.
Chapter Text
"I see you there. I see you sitting there, looking innocent but watching me. With those beady eyes of yours."
Foxy awoke abruptly from his slumber at the sound of another voice. He had been having restless dreams of a shadowy figure bent over a table in a dark room, working with endoskeleton parts, as of late, but now these weird dreams were being interrupted. From what Foxy could tell from his position, it sounded like Puppet was loudly talking to himself in the main room. Foxy wondered what could be wrong this time. Was Puppet complaining about Bon-Bon by himself again?
"Huh?" Foxy mumbled as he awoke. "What is Puppet doing now?"
"You may have everyone else fooled, but not me! I don't trust you at all! I know you're up to something!"
Foxy sighed, opened his curtains, and left his cove, walking into the main room. Puppet was standing over by the stage, glaring at the elf and reindeer plushies that lined the front of the stage with a suspicious and accusing look.
"Puppet, what are you doing?" Foxy asked, raising an eyebrow quizzically.
"Being the bad cop." Puppet replied, turning to face Foxy. "Right now I'm interrogating a possible suspect of recent activity going on this pizzeria! Look, he already looks guilty!" Puppet pointed at the elf plushie he had been talking to.
"But...why, though?" Foxy approached the elf. He didn't understand why Puppet thought he could get any answers out of this thing; it was a normal stuffed animal that was completely lifeless and limp. It couldn't speak to them, hear them, or do anything at all except lie there. "It's just an elf plushie. It's not going to give you an answer back."
"It's not a stuffed animal, it's one of those elves!"
"They're all stuffed animals, Puppet! Every single one of them!" Foxy pointed at each and every plushie. All of them were just toys, they weren't living at all.
"But that's what they WANT you to think!" Puppet claimed, narrowing his eyes. "They're actual elves, Foxy! They're spying on us to make sure we don't misbehave, and they go back and make regular reports to their masters, including Santa himself!"
"Really? That's the reason this time? I think this is all just a paranoid idea going on in your head, Puppet, not an actual thing. They're all stuffed animals, they never move an inch. Well, I swear this one plushie was in a different position yesterday- er, that's besides the point! The point is, they're not real!"
"So you haven't been seeing them run around everywhere? Because I have!"
"Well...I do remember seeing a flash of green disappear around a corner yesterday, but everyone told me it was just a figment of my imagination."
"It was definitely real. I saw it too."
"Okay, thanks for believing me, I guess, but why is it that you believe me and nobody else does?! You're a voice in my head that's tried to destroy us! Anyway, Puppet, I don't know if that was real or fake."
"That's how it all starts out, see!" Puppet continued. "First, you see flashes of them that disappear quickly, and then they start running by in plain sight before disappearing again! Sometimes they even nibble on your feet, mainly your toes, when you're not looking! And later, they start to actually take action! And then they get you!"
Foxy winced a little. "Okay, that does sound bad. If this is real like you say it is, I'd definitely want to avoid it." Foxy looked at the elf plushies. "Okay, elves, where are your masters?! Where are they- wait, wait, what am I doing? Am I actually starting to listen to this nonsense? Yeesh, my bad. You know, Puppet, I'm skeptical, but I'm willing to give this a chance. Let's go ask everyone else if they saw any elves. If more people than just us saw them, that might confirm your suspicions."
Puppet nodded. "That was what I was planning to do from the very beginning. Great minds think alike, I guess. I'll let you take the credit for this one, though, since I'm feeling nice today."
"Cool, thanks. Now, who should we ask first?"
"We're pretty close to the kitchen, actually. Let's ask Dinah first."
"Good idea, let's go over there."
The two of them crossed the main room and went into the kitchen. Dinah was in there by himself, working busily at the stove.
"Hey, Dinah." Foxy greeted.
"Huh?" Dinah muttered, turning around. He saw Foxy and Puppet there and brightened at once. "Ah! Hello again, Foxy! Hello again, Puppet! How might you two be doing today?"
"Alright, I guess. So, we're here because Puppet has...a really, really weird question to ask you. You don't mind if he asks you something weird, right?"
Dinah squinted a little, frowning. "It doesn't have something to do with pizza, does it? I told you, I'm working on it, but it's not ready yet-"
"No, no, it's not about pizza! At least, not this time."
Dinah went back to smiling. "Ah, very good. Then I may very well be able to give you an answer. What is the question?"
Puppet leaned his head forward. "Have you seen any little guys running around here? They're called 'elves'."
"To be more precise, have you seen any small guys in different colors, specifically in green, running around here?" Foxy added.
Dinah tilted his head. "Do you happen to mean leprechauns? I always hear Americans talking about leprechauns."
"No, no, we're not talking about leprechauns. And we're not talking about aliens, either. We're talking about elves. They're these little guys who help Santa Claus."
"Ah, Babbo Natale! Santa Claus! Yes, I think I know who you mean."
"Good. See, we're kind of afraid that Santa may be employing the elves to keep tabs on us and maybe even do something to us. I may or may not have accidentally almost killed Santa without meaning to, and now we're paranoid that Santa is sending the elves to spy on us. And, er, nibble on our feet, apparently."
"Nibble on our feet?! Goodness, no! I like my feet very much, I do not want to lose them!"
"Then that makes two of us. You've been here WAY too long, probably...so, have you seen any elves?"
"To answer your question, no, I haven't seen any of these 'little green men' that you're talking about."
Puppet snapped his spindly fingers. "Aw, man!"
"Yes, I haven't. The only little green things I ever see around here are my olives! I would put them in my pizzas, you know...if I could even make any."
"I know what you're thinking, and we'll get you the tomato sauce soon, okay? Okay. Puppet, let's ask someone else." Foxy walked over to the garbage chute and opened it. "Garbage is right down there. You can ask him."
"Alright, I will." Puppet accepted. He went over to the garbage chute and peered inside of it. "Hey! Garbage! I need to ask you something real quick."
"Uh...yeah, okay. What is it?" Garbage's voice came, the former security guard's voice slightly echoing from down where he was.
"Have you seen any sort of little green people running around down where you are?"
"Um...no, I haven't seen anything like that. No idea what you're talking about."
"He sounds suspicious." Foxy admit to Puppet.
"He definitely does." Puppet agreed. "Garbage, are you positive you haven't seen any? Not even in the garbage piles you're next to?"
Garbage paused. "No, nothing like that." He replied. "Just chicken, candy, and other assorted things..."
"Hmm." Puppet looked even more suspicious of Garbage now. "Are you telling lies to us?"
"No, no, of course not! Relax! I, uh...still want to go home. Would you be more willing to let me leave if I said there were green people down here?"
Foxy sighed. If Garbage was now starting to beg to be let go, that meant he hadn't seen any. "He's lying to us." Foxy sighed. "Alright, Garbage, we'll go for now. But if any green guys appear down there, you can handle them yourself. Just flush them away with the sewer water. It'll be fine...at least, I think it will." Foxy paused. "Uh, humans can breath underwater, right?"
"Yeah, uh, last I checked, they couldn't."
"Alright, then you'll probably be fine. We're going for now, but if any little green men appear down there, tell us, okay?"
"Okay, okay, but can you please throw some food down here? I haven't had a good meal in a long while!"
Foxy and Puppet looked at each other. "Eh, I don't feel like catering to him right now." Foxy said, shaking his head. He closed the garbage chute up and looked at Dinah as he and Puppet turned to leave. "Hey, Dinah, can you give Garbage some food whenever you have the chance? He's hungry."
"Yes, of course I will!" Dinah accepted, grinning. "I have a large supply of bread that I have not been able to use! This is the perfect chance to give it away to someone!"
"Great, you do that. See you later."
"Bye, Dinah. See you around." Puppet added, waving to Dinah.
Dinah waved back at them as Foxy and Puppet left the kitchen behind and re-entered the main room.
"So we talked to them." Puppet assessed. "Who's next?"
"The only other people we can talk to right now are Reggie and Ballora." Foxy explained, reaching back into his mind to grab the knowledge of the whereabouts of the other animatronics in the building. "You already know that Baby has gone back into video game hibernation and isn't talking to us anytime soon. Freddy is nowhere to be found, of course. As for Bon-Bon...well, after yesterday, he kind of went off on his own. I haven't seen him since."
"Actually, that reminds me. Based on what I suspect, I think Bon-Bon might be a spy for the elves. Maybe the elves are bribing Bon-Bon so he'll help them."
"Well, that sounds pretty absurd, but then again, it is Bon-Bon, so...he might be. If not doing that, then I don't know what he's doing. He could be anywhere in this building right now." Foxy finished his sentence and looked off down towards the big hallway, which was connected to the main room from a doorway at the other side of the room. But, as he looked over there, he could see it again; a flash of green disappearing around the corner. "Wait, was that another elf?! I think I saw another elf!"
"Where?!" Puppet exclaimed excitedly.
"Over there!" Foxy pointed at the corner that he had seen the flash of green at, which was over where the big hallway was. The two of them rushed into the big hallway...but nothing was there. Foxy looked left and right, up and down the hallway, at the corners and the ceiling...but, top to bottom, side to side, there was nobody here. Foxy sighed. "There's nothing here. I guess I didn't see one after all..."
Puppet shrugged. "Well, that's too bad. I was hoping to catch one. So, let's continue asking people if they've seen elves. Say..." Puppet looked off down the hall, in the direction of the doorway to the auditorium. "...Foxy, do you reckon Baby might have seen one?"
"I already told you, she's in video game hibernation mode. She probably won't talk to us."
"I know, but we should try talking to her anyway. Maybe she's forgiven you by now."
"Hmm...alright, fine, let's go see if she's ready to come out, and maybe also tell us if she's seen elves too."
After a short trek through the big hallway, Foxy headed into the auditorium and across it, right to where the vent grate was on the wall of the stage. He peered into it. Baby was in there, sitting on her armchair, controller in hand and headphones on her head. Foxy could distinguish the sounds of rapid button-mashing he had gotten accustomed to whenever he was near Baby while she was playing her games.
However, he recognized those headphones. He had seen them on her head last time, and they looked the same as ever: the noise-cancellation headphones. Foxy let out an audible groan. Baby would not be able to hear them with those on, and she had most likely locked the trapdoor into the passage too, so there was no chance of Foxy being able to get her attention. In short, her headphones conveyed the silent message of 'I'm not going to talk to you right now'.
"Yeah, scratch that." Foxy said to Puppet, hardly trying to hide his disappointment. "She definitely doesn't seem ready to come out. She has the noise-cancellation headphones on, so she won't be able to hear us. And even so, she's probably still intentionally ignoring us."
"Hmm. That's too bad." Puppet replied. "I mean, have you ever tried disconnecting the internet? Then she'll have no choice but to stop playing and come out."
Foxy let out a laugh. "Good luck trying that."
Puppet looked confused. "What do you mean by that?"
"I tried that once before."
"And?"
"She was pretty angry with me. And she stood there and glared at me until I finally agreed to reconnect the internet. So, in short, doing that is basically playing with fire. Besides, she has singleplayer games, too, and those ones don't need internet. Even if we disconnected the internet, she would still be able to play games, regardless of whether or not she ends up getting mad at us for it."
Puppet winced. "Ouch. I don't think I'm ready to risk that."
"Me neither."
"We'll have to ask her later then. Whenever she has time."
"Not a bad plan, but she plays video games almost nonstop. It might be weeks before she's ready to talk to us again."
"That is true...yeah, since she is so focused on video games, she probably wouldn't see any elves roaming the halls of this place. It's probably unnecessary to ask her."
"Exactly. Now, I say we go back to the original plan and ask Ballora and Reggie."
"I think this time, I'll go with the plan. Let's go and see them."
After yet another, slightly longer trek down the big hallway, this time in the opposite direction, Foxy and Puppet ended up at the doors to Ballora's room.
"Ballora! Reggie! Hey!" Foxy greeted as he threw open the doors and entered the room. Ballora was sitting on stage with her tea set and stuffed animals put out and ready, halfway through lifting her tea cup up to her mouth to take a sip. But, not only that, there were also a large collection of boxes littered about the stage, as well as wrapping paper, tape, a pair of scissors and several rolls of ribbons. Reggie was obediently standing on the stage, nearby the tea set, and silently watching Ballora.
"Oh! Uh, hey guys." Ballora greeted back, looking a little thrown-off. She had been about to drink out of her tea cup, which was full of tea. "What brings you here today?"
"Just coming to visit and chat. What's going on with you?"
"I've been busy wrapping presents up in here. It's been pretty fun using all this wrapping paper I had. I was just waiting to put it all to use...well, anyway, I've been wrapping presents up so I can prepare to give gifts on Christmas day."
"Oh, neat! Are any of them for me?"
Ballora gave Foxy a stare. "Sorry, that's a Christmas secret. You'll have to find out when Christmas day rolls around."
"Aw, man. When is Christmas day again?"
"The twenty-fifth, if I remember correctly. That's only a couple weeks away. And before you ask, no, you may not look inside the boxes. However, if you're good during the Christmas season, then yes, some of these presents may very well end up being yours."
"Fine, fine, I understand. I will say, it is pretty nice of you to think of everyone like this."
Ballora raised an eyebrow, but she smiled too. "Why the tone of surprise? I can be a nice person when I want to, Foxy. I'm not always going to be mean."
"Yes, and that's all fine and good, but let's get back to why we're here." Puppet interrupted, sporting his determined look again. "Ballora, what is your current stance concerning the elf uprising around the pizzeria?"
Ballora groaned exasperatedly. "Again with the elf business? Are you guys still trying to find them?! I already told you, they're invisible and they hide better than anything and anyone else! You can't catch an elf!"
"Well, I don't know about that!" Foxy countered. "I swear, I keep seeing flashes of green whenever I go around corners. That had to have been the elves."
"Hmm. Puppet, aren't you getting a tad bit obsessed with these elves?"
"It's perfectly justified." Puppet claimed. "They're trying to take over this very pizzeria. We have to quell this very uprising before they get us!"
"Wait, what? Oh, no...that lines up perfectly with the stories I've heard. This is how it all starts. First it's annoyance, and then it becomes a sudden need, and then need turns to obsession! An obsession to hunt down and capture the elves! So you look here, and there, and everywhere! And before you know it, suddenly the thoughts of the elves are all that you can think of. They grow bigger and bigger, until they consume your mind...forever."
"Okay, that sounds like some snarky rumor spread on the internet." Foxy interjected skeptically.
"Huh?! No, it's totally real! That guy was a credible source!"
"Right, whatever you say. I need to talk to...REGGIE!"
"Pardon?" Reggie stuttered, suddenly snapping to attention. He had been tuning out for several minutes and was only now focusing on the others' words.
"Reggie, I need to ask you: have you seen any elves around here?"
"Elves? Erm, no, I've seen no such thing. I've just been helping Ballora wrap all the presents she wants to deliver."
"But of course, you have to be lying!" Puppet called out, becoming bad cop in the blink of an eye. He walked up and got in Reggie's face. "Reggie, tell me where the elves are hiding!"
"Woah, woah, calm down, Puppet!" Foxy exclaimed, grabbing Puppet and pulling him backwards, away from Reggie. "There's no point overreacting about this."
"Say it, don't spray it, Mr. Puppet." Reggie asked, cringing a bit. "You kind of spat in my face. Wait..." Reggie rubbed his face. "No, no, this is oil. How unpleasant."
"I can help you with that." Foxy offered. The fox opened his chest cavity slightly, reached inside, and pulled out a clean rag, giving it to Reggie before closing his chest cavity back up. "Here, use that."
"Oh, thank you very much." Reggie thanked, taking the rag and whipping his face off.
"No problem, I'm happy to help." Foxy responded, nodding. "You can keep the rag; I don't need it anymore." Foxy then turned to Puppet. "Now, Puppet, you need to calm down and take this in a more controlled manner, alright? I know that you're really set on finding these elves, and I am too. I've been curious if they're here ever since that accident with Santa and the first time I saw a flash of green around the corner. But we can't rush into this, okay? We're never going to find any elves if we act rashly."
"If I may interject, I do have an idea." Reggie spoke up. "Maybe you could try setting a trap for the elves, something like a mousetrap that you use to catch a mouse. I don't think the elves would like cheese, though...so you'll have to figure out what the elves prefer to eat."
"Cookies! If Santa likes cookies, his elves are bound to like them too!"
"Or maybe candy canes. I've heard candy canes are quite a favorite among elves."
"That might actually work! Man, this brings back the whole Santa thing. I could've caught him if I had been on my prime that day, but-"
"WHAT?!" Ballora yelled out of nowhere, making everyone jump. "You caught Santa?! Is he in the main room right now?!"
"Wait, no, no, you've got it all wrong! That happened a few days ago! I didn't catch Santa, he left and he's at the North Pole right now-"
"But you said you caught him! What if he's unconscious right now, deprived of cookies and milk?! I can't just sit here!" Ballora ran off the stage in a panic, running into the big hallway and out of the room. "SANTA! I'M COMING!"
"WAIT! Come back!" Foxy called, but she didn't stop. Foxy gritted his teeth; he needed to stop Ballora, or else she would end up getting the wrong idea, be disappointed, and then end up mad at Foxy. Foxy, not wanting this to happen, knew he had to follow her and catch her; she already had a head start. There was no time to lose. "Ballora, get back here!"
He followed Ballora out of the room. He chased her on and on as they went halfway down the big hallway, then turned right into the small hallway and went all the way down it. Foxy, thankfully, was a faster runner than Ballora, and he was gaining on her quite noticeably.
"Ballora, stop!" Foxy ordered her, grabbing her arm just as they stopped right in the doorway that stood between the small hallway and the main room.
"What?! What do you want?!" Ballora yelled.
"You're overreacting! Look, nothing's in there!"
"Huh?" Ballora looked into the main room, looking left and right as she searched for Santa. Her eyes were closed, but Foxy knew she was looking. Her expression of confusion turned to anger. "Hey, he isn't in here! You lied to me!"
"I didn't lie to you, you just thought I did!"
"Well-!"
"Hey...would you look at that."
Foxy turned and saw that Puppet had followed them. He was standing there in the small hallway, off to the side, and looking at them with an amused expression.
"What is it now, Puppet?" Foxy asked, slightly annoyed. "I'm trying to explain something to Ballora here!"
"Well, I don't mean to interrupt, but...just want to say...I've never been a big fan of this whole Christmas thing, but that thing above your head...isn't that a traditional thing in Christmas?"
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered.
"Wait...he doesn't mean..." Ballora muttered, looking afraid.
"No way can it be..."
"It isn't..."
And then, both of them looked up. Right above them, hanging in the doorway, was something that looked like a plant, with a few leaves sticking out and a red ribbon tied to it, hanging there. And they knew what it was right away.
"NO!" Both Foxy and Ballora said at the same time.
"This is ridiculous! This is absolutely ridiculous!" Foxy protested. "Of all the things to happen, of all the bad luck to show up, THIS is what happens! What, is my luck in the toilet or something?!"
"And here I thought Christmas traditions were lucky!" Ballora yelled back. "I completely forget about the mistletoe! How could it have slipped my mind?! I'm usually so attentive to Christmas! How could such a great holiday do this to me?!"
"-no way am I doing this! I'd be embarrassed! No, I'd be HUMILIATED! You guys have already got to me one too many times, and that was just for a few days! If I do this, you'll have enough ammunition for...a long time! Probably forever!"
"-this is betrayal, I tell you! I already have Reggie! I can only kiss him, nobody else, nothing else! I'm not just going to turn my back on him for some random fox in which I have no interest towards!"
"ME NEITHER! I wouldn't want to do something this weird with you! You drink that weird potty tea everyday, and I know it! And it tastes horrible! What if I have to have the taste of it in my sensors for the rest of my life?!"
"You're even worse! You probably never took a single moment to clean the gunk out of your insides, and now I have to get close with you?! I'll probably have the stench of rotten fish and others junk on me for weeks! I'll never be able to clean it out!"
"This is-!"
"I just can't-!"
"You're kidding me-!"
"This must be a joke-!"
"AAAAAAAAAUUGGH!" They both screamed out, and then they quit after a few moments. Each one of them fell silent, catching their robotic breaths, trying to make sense of everything.
Puppet just shrugged. "Sorry, guys, I've heard that you have to do it."
"Why are you even watching us, anyway?!" Foxy sighed irritably.
"Well, I'd walk forward and go past you, but I'd rather not get trapped in...er, the loop."
"Ugh...well, Ballora, we have got to take down this stupid thing later before it becomes a real problem."
"Yeah, I agree with you on that." Ballora grumbled. "What was I thinking? It was just a fun novelty to fit with the decorations. I never thought something like this would happen..."
"Not me, either. So...how are we going to play this?"
"As quickly as possible! I'm not going to stand for this any longer than we need to!"
"Alright, guys, hurry it up." Puppet said. "You're blocking the hallway."
"Fine, fine, we'll do this!" Foxy sighed. Okay, Foxy, you can get through this. Just think of it as...riding a bike for the first time! Down a cliff. Into a fiery pit. With giant devils that plan on roasting me alive...no, wait, I'm not ready for this.
They both fell silent. Both Foxy and Ballora looked at each other, neither of them budging, neither of them wanting to make the first move. It was all so entirely palpable, the situation they were in. Foxy felt like the day would never end.
The silence seemed to drag on, getting further and further with every passing moment, not wanting to leave, not wanting to depart.
And then...
"You know what? How about this." Foxy sighed, shaking his head. He brought up his right pointer finger, gave it a sort of 'kiss', and then simply tapped a befuddled Ballora on the cheek with it. "There. There's your 'kiss.' I'm not going to burn myself any more than I have already."
"Yeah, uh...I'll do that too." Ballora said, and she kissed her own finger and did the exact same thing to Foxy. "There! That's as far as I go! No more!" She and Foxy looked over at Puppet. He was standing there watching, something of a smirk on his face. "What's so funny?!" Ballora snapped.
"Eh...I'm not sure." Puppet replied cheekily. "Just, you know...thinking about life."
Foxy groaned in his head. Based on the look on Puppet's face, Foxy knew right away that Puppet was going to exaggerate what just happened as greatly as possible to make it sound worse, and then he was going to tell everybody else the exaggerated version of the events. Or he was going to keep it to himself. Either way, Foxy knew that both he and Ballora were going to be pummeled about this for a while.
"So, Puppet, are you happy now?" Foxy asked with a note of distaste and sarcasm in his voice.
Puppet gave Foxy a look. "Say what?"
"I gave Ballora the 'kiss', okay? And I don't care what you say, that's as far as I'm willing to go. I don't get why you seem to enjoy this so much. If you're trying to hook us up or something crazy like that, give us a break, alright? We're not this stupid 'romantic relationship' that you're probably trying to think of. We're just friends, buddies, pals, all of that. So please, cut us some slack, alright?"
"Yes, exactly!" Ballora agreed, nodding. "We're the very definition of good friends, and that's all there is to it! No more, no less! So don't think your order to make us do that stupid 'kiss' is magically going to make your dreams come true!"
Puppet's smirk faded, and he looked mildly surprised. "What? No, I never said you had to do that."
"Yes, you did!" Foxy interjected. "You said it was 'tradition' and all that, so we had to do it!"
"I- no. I just gave you a friendly recommendation, that was all. I never said you had to do it, no matter what."
Ballora gave Puppet a suspicious look. "No, I'm pretty sure you did."
Puppet just tilted his head.
Foxy shrugged. "Augh, forget that. We'll just- wait a minute...what about Reggie? What is he going to think of this?"
Ballora gasped. "Oh, no, you're right! What if he stops loving me because I did this dumb thing?! I have to apologize right now! REGGIE!"
She ran off in the opposite direction that she had been heading before, pushing past Puppet so she could head into the big hallway and towards her room.
"Wait for me!" Foxy called, and he followed behind her.
"Reggie! I'm so, so, so, so, SO sorry!" Ballora yelled as she entered the room, ran over to Reggie, and grabbed the man's arm. Reggie looked as if they had just told him he was a wizard.
"It was a complete accident!" Foxy defended as he came in and headed over to Reggie, Puppet entering the room behind him. "I was trying to stop Ballora, and then there was the mistletoe, and then Puppet pressured us..."
"-And then this, and then that, and then Santa, and then a panic, and then Puppet saying it was tradition, and, and...WAAAH!" She sobbed into Reggie's arm. "I'm sorry! I can never be sorry enough!"
"Woah, woah, take it easy!" Reggie reassured them, waving them down politely. "What happened to make you guys this upset?"
"I...I...I gave Ballora a sort of kiss under mistletoe!" Foxy revealed. "Well, it was more of a tap on her cheek with a kissed finger, but you know what I mean!"
"I'm so embarrassed! I never wanted to do that..." Ballora whined.
"Reggie, if you're mad at us, it's fine! I'll take responsibility!"
"Um, you don't need to overreact. I'm fine." Reggie replied, giving them a patient look. "I understand the situation. Mistletoe tends to put friends into crazy situations like that. It's all tradition, too. I'm not upset, alright? If anything, I'm perfectly fine with accidents like this happening. It won't mean much at the end of the day, right? I'm sure you two can move forward from this. Besides, cheek kissing is a used to indicate friendship in Europe. Sure, we might not be in Europe, but perhaps you can just think of your sort-of-kind-of 'kiss' as a respectful way of showing that you two are good friends."
"Oh." Foxy replied, then smiled. "See, Ballora? It's all good. Reggie's still our friend, and he understands the situation."
"Phew, I'm so glad." Ballora said, smiling. "Thank you very much, Reggie! Now, I think I need to have a cup of potty tea real quick and cool myself down."
"Sounds like a good idea."
Ballora nodded, grabbed a cup of potty tea sitting on the stage, and took a large sip. Once she was done, she looked very satisfied. "Ah, that's good."
"Say...that thing by your tea set, Ballora. It looks...peculiar." Puppet cut in, giving a stare at one of the stuffed animals set out by the tea set, which looked something like a four-legged, green-colored creature.
"Wait, him? My goodness, don't you interrogate Mr. Creepy!" Ballora chastised. "He doesn't like having to answer weird questions."
"But he looks kind of like...an elf."
"No, he doesn't!" Foxy countered. "Puppet, you know what elves look like! Didn't you see the elf plushies put in the main room? THOSE are what elves look like! Does this toy over here look anything like that?"
"Well, uh...no."
"Exactly! We aren't going to have to go over elf anatomy, are we? I don't want to have to spend time teaching you the whole concept." Ballora added.
"Wait, so you DO know stuff about elves!"
"Of course I do, Puppet. I've read tons of books and looked up all sorts of information on them. There's plenty to learn about them if you know where to look."
"Really!? Where?!"
"Um..." Ballora gave a sheepish expression. "...on the internet, because I may have went and used your computer without permission to look up stuff about elves?"
Puppet looked scandalized. "Wait, what? Why on earth are you coming into my room without getting my permission first?"
"Yeah, uh...I just really wanted to know as much as possible. I was getting bugged by my desire to know more all day long, so...I kind of just listened to it. You know what they say: 'Knowing is half the battle!' and 'Knowledge is power!' And all that."
Foxy just shrugged. "Okay, then. You know what, though? Puppet, I think I'd better show you exactly what an elf looks like. After all, you have to know what you're looking for before you look for it."
"Okay, sounds cool." Puppet agreed, looking pleased to hear Foxy say such things. He and Foxy started to head towards the door.
"You two have fun!" Ballora called after them. "And by the way, I am NOT going to go over to the mistletoe ever again. At least not until somebody removes it."
"Don't worry, I'll make sure to remove it from the doorway when I get over there."
"Good! You'd better make sure to burn it, too!"
"Will do!"
With this and several other goals in mind, Foxy and Puppet left the room together.
As Foxy entered the main room from the small hallway, he stopped right in the middle of the doorway, reached up, and tore the mistletoe down from where it was hanging.
"Whew, got it!" He voiced in relief, just as Puppet came up behind him. "Now we won't have to deal with the mistletoe anymore. Seems like a good step forward."
Then, Foxy led Puppet over to the stage, and right over to the same spot Foxy had seen Puppet standing at earlier, and pointed at one of the elf plushies lined up in front of the stage's pedestals.
"So, see this? This is what an elf generally looks like." Foxy explained to Puppet.
"Oh, I forgot that we were talking about these earlier." Puppet brought up, nodding. But then he narrowed his eyes, looking unconvinced. "I thought these were just stuffed animals, though. Aren't they fake?"
"Yeah, it's not a real elf, but it's a plushie meant to look like one, so by observing it, you'll get a pretty good idea of what an elf would look like if you ever encountered one. That is, without the squishiness. Or maybe just as squishy. I'm not too sure myself, seeing as I've never seen an elf personally, but I think they look just like how the plushie looks."
"Ah, I see." Puppet examined the elf, gazing at it from top to bottom. "Not going to lie, they do look a bit spooky. Those long ears give me bad vibes."
"I suppose they might be a bit weird."
"Mm-hmm. Well, now we know what to look out for. Pretty good information."
"Yep, so it is. Anyway, I think I'm going to go back to my room and get some more sleep. I could use it."
"Wait a minute." Puppet suddenly looked a bit alarmed, and he ran across the main room and into Foxy's room. Foxy, confused, followed after Puppet. When he entered his room, he noticed that Puppet was standing at the cove, looking at the trapdoor on the floor of the cove.
"Uh, what's up?" Foxy asked, a bit worried.
"It just occurred to me...did I seal up that room tightly enough?"
"H-huh? Why are you asking? What could be in there?"
"An elf might have gotten in there, but...no, no, the room's sealed off tight. They probably aren't in there, and even if they were, they'd be trapped."
"Er...sounds great. Well, I need to get to sleep."
"Right, right, you do that. I'm going to head back to my box. You have a good night, Foxy."
"Thanks, you too."
Puppet took his leave from the room, leaving Foxy alone. Foxy stood there for a moment, taking in the peaceful silence. It was quite refreshing, considering that whenever he was around his friends, he often had to deal with them making as much noise as possible; they were hardly ever quiet.
After taking a minute of peace and quiet to himself, Foxy entered his cove, closed the curtains behind him, and turned himself off. He'd get the rest he wanted to get, and see how things would look tomorrow...
Meanwhile, over on the stage, the elf plushies continued to look ahead, sitting there, silent and unmoving.
But then, suddenly, there was a small flash of light, and an elf stood where an elf plushie had once been.
It looked around, its eyes scanning for any signs of the animatronics around. When it was sure that nobody was there, it jumped off of the stage with a plop. It turned around, focused on the spot it had been at for a moment...and then a new elf plushie appeared there, taking the elf's former place.
Then the elf turned and began to head towards the front door, ready to head home. It had all the information it needed for one day. Now, all it needed to do was report back to Santa and tell him what he had seen.
They would need all the information they could get if they wanted to be ready...
Chapter 58: A Day for Fun and Games
Summary:
Boredom has infiltrated the scene again, so the animatronics come up with another game to play.
Chapter Text
"Look, Foxy, they're not just in specific places, they're everywhere! The walls, the vents, the floorboards, and anywhere else you can think of! How can we not stay aware of them when they're in so many places at once?!"
"Puppet, I know I'm sort of convinced that the elves are here, too, but the description you just gave me sounds more fitting with common rats then it does with elves. Are you sure you're not just getting the two confused when you say certain things about the elves?"
Today, Foxy found himself spending the start of the day talking about the elves with Puppet. Puppet had only been getting further paranoid about the elves by the hour, and no matter what Foxy said, Puppet never seemed to be able to change his mind. Foxy was wondering whether Puppet would forget about the elves even when the Christmas season was finally over (and something told him that the chances were slim), but that didn't stop him from trying to debate with Puppet over how the elves actually operated so he could clear up the elf misconceptions with the marionette.
"No, I'm not talking about rats of any kind! I mean it when I say that the elves are like how I think they are!" Puppet claimed, crossing his arms. "They're absolutely everywhere I look! I swear, every time I turn a corner, I see one out of the corner of my eye for just a split second! Hey, I think that's one right over there!" Puppet pointed off at the corner of the room, but put his arm down after a moment. "Wait, no, that's just the tree..."
Foxy sighed. "Puppet, I know you and I have both been seeing the elves out of the corners of our eyes, but you keep acting like you've seen ten times the amount that I've seen. Have you even gotten any sleep these past few days so you could charge your batteries and clear your mind?"
Puppet shook his head. "Uh, no. I've never spared a second to the world of sleep ever since these elves arrived."
"Yeah, just as I thought. That's probably the reason why you're seeing so many elves everywhere. Almost all of them were likely just your eyes playing tricks on you."
"But I don't just see them, I hear them too! The faint pitter-patter of their footsteps, the tiny giggles they make...are you telling me you've never heard any of that around here? It's freaky! And also, annoying!"
"Honestly, Puppet, you're just going too crazy. If your battery is running low, and your systems has been going into overdrive for too long, then it's not healthy for your mind. We animatronics may not be like humans, but we still do need to shut down every once in a while to prevent us from going haywire from a lack of energy. I say that you should go and take a nap or something; maybe let yourself re-charge and let your mind get eased up."
"No...I...no, I just...I can't! Those elves are too present to ignore! Didn't Ballora talk about the elves a lot before they appeared? What if she's working for Santa and putting them down everywhere without us knowing?!"
"Well, to that, I say..." And Foxy pointed off at one of the corners of the room. "Hey, is that an elf over there?!"
"WHERE?" Puppet looked at the area Foxy was pointing at faster than an energetic bloodhound, but looked disappointed to see that nothing was there.
"Ha, made you look! See what I mean, Puppet? You're getting overly excited about the elves when there's no need."
"Hey, it's not as funny as you think it is! What if one of them sneaks inside your in the middle of the night and messes with your wires?"
"Again, that sounds more like a rat than an elf! Are you absolutely sure you're not confusing the two?"
"There is a difference, though! Rats are gross, and elves are gross AND evil!"
"Puppet, I'm not sure if elves are evil, but-" Foxy paused. Out of the corner of his eyes, he could've sworn he had just seen one of the elf plushies blink. "Wait a minute, did I just see one of those elves move?"
"Did you?!" Puppet asked excitedly, completely changing his tone.
"I'm not sure, but...I might have."
"What kind of movement did it make?"
"I think it might have...blinked."
"Blinked?! Then one of those elf plushies has to be an elf that just looks like a really-convincing elf plush! Or maybe one of those plushies is a secret camera!" Puppet then reached behind himself and pulled out another elf plushie. He looked at it, then the elf plushies at the stage, then back at the one he was holding. "Yeah, really convincing, actually..."
"If there are actually elves there, then sure, but why'd you have one of those elf plushies on you, anyhow?"
"Been using them as a decoy and moving them around to other places. I've been hoping to attract others of their kind to them so I can capture an elf, but so far I've had no luck."
"Puppet, it doesn't work that way."
"How come?! Don't wolves attract others of their kind and hunt in packs, for example?"
"That's an entirely separate species from the elves, which works an entirely different way. Just because one species acts one way doesn't mean that every other species does the same exact thing."
"Okay, I guess you're right about that. But still-!"
"AAAAAGH! This is boring, that's boring, EVERYTHING IS BORING!"
"Woah! Oh god! What's happening?!" Puppet jumped back and struck a defensive position. "Is this the call of the elf?! Are the elves attacking us?! Oh, nevermind, it's just Ballora."
Ballora had come trudging into the room from the small hall, an expression of distaste on her face. Though she had her Christmas sweater on, her usual happy disposition over her liking of Christmas was now replaced by a sour mood which had already caused her to start shouting upon entry. Puppet looked both relieved and disappointed that it had only been Ballora, but Foxy was focusing on other matters.
"Ballora, what's wrong this time?" He asked her, curious as to why she could possibly be acting so discontented this time.
"I'm. So. Bored." She griped as she approached Foxy. "That's the problem! I have absolutely no idea what to do today. Half of our group isn't even around, and I'm starting to run out of ways to be distracted by the Christmas season."
"Well, sorry to hear that you're feeling so bored, but I'm not bored and I'm hardly in a better situation then you. I've been over here listening to Puppet rant on and on about the elves, and trying to debunk all the weird misconceptions he keeps coming up with! He still believes that elves are all over this entire place, by the way."
Ballora moaned exasperatedly and eyed Puppet, completely forgetting about her boredom for a second. 'Wait, hang on! Puppet, are you still going gung-ho about elves being in this place?"
Puppet squinted back at her. "Yes, of course! They've been a huge nuisance, and I refuse to ignore them! And how can you go on at me when you're the one who's been placing the elves everywhere?"
"Placing the elves everywhere?! That's stupid! I haven't done anything with elves, and I can't do anything with elves either! I have zero control over what any of the elves do; they listen to Santa Claus, yes, but nobody else can order them around besides Santa! And before you ask me why Santa would be sending elves after you, think about it! Both of you guys went and hurt Santa, right? You've probably provoked him into sending elves to this place so they can spy on you and gather information!"
"You're half-right. I didn't hurt Santa at all, I only agreed to stay silent about it once I saw it happen." Puppet explained firmly. "It was Foxy that went and did things to Santa, not me."
"Hey, don't make it sound like I did it intentionally!" Foxy protested. "My killer animatronic instincts saw a human and demanded I attack it like I always do! And that only really happened because I thought he was some security guard at first! If I had been in full control and had full understanding of the scenario, I wouldn't have even harmed Santa to begin with!"
"But now he's got his elves coming after you for what you did!" Ballora continued. "And he may even come back himself at some point so he can settle things! I'd normally be very excited about him paying this place another visit, but if he did under the current circumstances, it would not be a very friendly type of visit at all!"
"You know what? This topic is getting very heated, so I say we ignore Santa and the elves for now. Ballora, you said you were bored, right?"
At this reminder, Ballora snapped right back to the state of distaste she had been in when she had first entered the room, going back to the phase so quickly that it almost seemed like she had never stopped being like that at all.
"Oh, yes, I am still very bored right now." She said, shaking her head in a dispirited manner. "But I do have one idea of how to cure the boredom now! I was thinking that we should play another game. That's what we always do when we're bored and in need of some fast entertainment, right?"
"You're not wrong." Foxy admit. "But what type of game are we going to play, though?"
"Well...how about truth or dare?"
"Nope, we already did that one recently. I want to do something other than that game."
"Aww, come on! You guys are no fun, you know that? But I guess you do have a point. Hmm...maybe another talent show?"
"Nope, not in the mood for that either. Besides, there's only three of us around right now. I'd be more open to doing it if everyone else was there, but since it's just us, I don't think it would be very interesting."
"That is true, actually. There are only so many things the three of us could do before it just gets boring again. Then...how about another karaoke night?"
"Nah, that also would be boring with only the three of us there. Also, the karaoke room is closed off and being worked on right now, so we don't even have a proper room to do karaoke night anymore."
"Oh, yeah, I forget that was the case!" Puppet exclaimed. "Ah, that sucks, though. I actually enjoyed the karaoke night we had last time, and I was really looking forward to doing it again."
"Hrrgh, this is dumb!" Ballora whined bitterly. "I just HATE having to wait unnecessarily long periods of time for the things I like to be available again! Guess we've got to think about something else. How about hide and seek?"
"No, not that either." Foxy denied. "We've already played hide-and-seek many, many, MANY times. As much fun as we have with it, I feel like there are only so many times we can play it before it gets old."
"Aww, but it's so much fun to play!"
"I know, I know, we've had a lot of fun experiences with that game, but we've at least got to take breaks in between each game. Maybe next time we have a game night, we can do hide-and-seek again."
Ballora nodded. "Okay, works for me. Let's think of a different game." Ballora put her hand up to her bottom jaw and thought for a second. "Let's see, let's see...I'm having trouble coming up with something. Guys, are there any other games we've played before? I was thinking maybe would-you-rather."
"No way!" Puppet refused. "The last time we did it, it got way too awkward. I'm not comfortable with playing it again anytime soon."
"Yeah, it did get really awkward." Foxy agreed. "Besides, we already did that one somewhat recently."
"Oh, it did?" Ballora asked in surprise. "I didn't know! I wasn't even around to have fun on the day you guys played that game. So if that got awkward, maybe we should instead play...OH! I have an idea!"
"Really? What is it?"
"It's actually one we haven't done in a while! It...is...TAG!" Ballora tagged Foxy quickly and ran several feet away. "You're it!" She took off and ran down the small hallway all the way to the big hallway, where she turned and laughed. "You can't catch me!"
"Oh, so we're seriously playing this now?" Foxy said, and grinned. "Game on! But wait, since Ballora is so far away...hey, Puppet!"
"Oop, gotta run!" Puppet exclaimed, and he took off running in circles around the main room.
"You aren't getting away that easily! Get back here!"
(Author's Note: This next part involves lots of running around various areas of the pizzeria! It's hard to describe, so let's just use dialogue and have characters labeled! And when there's a line between text, it means that the characters have moved to another room during the chase. Enjoy!)
Foxy: "Dang it, Puppet, stop dodging me! I can't land a hit on you!"
Puppet: "Good! Let's keep it that way!"
Foxy: "Missed...missed again...and again...HAH! Tag, you're it!"
Puppet: "Ah, no! Well, fine, we'll do this your way. Get back here!"
Foxy: "I'm running away! See if you can catch me!"
Ballora: "Wait, who's it?"
Foxy: "Puppet's it! Run!"
Ballora: "Oh no! Ah!"
Foxy: "I'm going towards the auditorium, then!"
Ballora: "I'm going back towards my room!"
Puppet: "Man, which direction to choose? Left, right, left, right, left...RIGHT!"
Foxy: "Oh, come on! Why head my way! Well, you won't be catching me!"
Puppet: "Foxy, stand still and make this easy!"
Foxy: "No chance! I'm not about to let you tag m- GAAH!"
Puppet: "Tag, you're it! You were saying, Foxy?"
Foxy: "To heck with what I was saying! Get back here so I can tag you!"
Puppet: "Hey, no tag backs!"
Foxy: "No tag backs?! Then...Ballora, I see you peeking into this room! Get over here and let me tag you!"
Ballora: "What?! No!"
Ballora: "Ha, I went into the girl's bathroom! Can't get me now, Foxy!"
Foxy: "You think I care about that? Hah! I'm just going to tag you!"
Ballora: "Wait, what? I- NO! Oh, come on! Fine, then, I'll just have to come out and tag you back again! But why'd you come into the girl's restroom? This isn't fair at all!"
Foxy: "All's perfectly fair in love, war, and a hyper game of tag, Ballora!"
Ballora: "Fine, then don't mind if I come over there and make you it again! Hah!"
Foxy: "You got me again?! Fine, then I'll tag Puppet! He hasn't been it for a moment already!"
Puppet: "See if you can catch me first!"
Foxy: "Puppet, stop running in circles! I can't get a hold of you! Ugh, nevermind. Ballora, you're getting tagged again!"
Ballora: "No! Ow! Then I'll return the favor!"
Foxy: "Dang, then I'll make you be it again!"
Ballora: "Eeek! Great, then it's time I turn the tables!"
Foxy: "I'm it once again! Okay, Puppet, you can only avoid me for so long! Time to be tagged!"
Puppet: "Ouch! Aw, not again! Fine, then I'm running back to tag you again!"
Foxy: "Wait, that's bad! Ballora, watch out! He's running for us!"
Ballora: "Why'd we run into my room, Foxy?"
Foxy: "It just came to mind, I don't know! Wait, look out behind you!"
Puppet: "TAG!"
Ballora: "Ow! Oh, not again!"
Reggie: "Huh? What are you all doing in here? And why are you shouting so loudly!"
Foxy: "No time to explain! Just watch out for Ballora, she's it!"
Ballora: "Reggie, I need your help! Tag them for me!"
Reggie: "Me?! Oh, uh, I'll have to decline. I've never really been that big of a 'tag' person in my life."
Ballora: "But I just tagged you! What do we do now?"
Foxy: "Huh, I guess the game's over, then."
They had all come to stop with the tag game right in the middle of Ballora's room. The chase had gone around several areas of the building, with Foxy, Puppet, and Ballora all taking turns being tagged, but now that Reggie had been tagged and didn't want to play himself, Foxy assumed that the game was pretty much over.
Everyone took a rest break, catching their robotic breath for a moment. Foxy and Puppet sat on some of the chairs in the room while Ballora stood up.
"So, that tag game was kind of fun, but way too hectic for me after all that." Foxy told Ballora. "So, do you have any other ideas for games we could play?"
"Can we maybe play 'Let's all go to bed and not make any more noise?'" Puppet asked. "I didn't like having that tag game be so loud."
"Puppet, don't be such a stick-in-the-mud. I know this isn't your thing, but just go along with it, alright? I'm sure you'll keep having fun."
"Besides, your game idea sounds boring." Ballora muttered.
"Aw, man. I guess I don't have a choice this time." Puppet groaned. "Fine, I'll keep playing. That tag game was kind of fun, I'll admit."
"Then let's play another game. Hmm...oh, I know! Let's play 'I Spy'!"
"Okay, that doesn't sound like a bad idea." Foxy accepted in agreement. "Who's going to start?"
"I think I will, because why not? I came up with the idea to play this game, after all! Let's see...I spy, with my closed animatronic eyes...and yes, they're closed, I admit that...but, I spy...something black."
"Then I'll start guessing! Also, I do want to ask, how can you see if your eyes are closed?"
"Well, um...the answer's a bit complicated. Let's just say that my eyes are both open and closed at the same time."
"Doesn't make much sense, but okay."
"Anyway, you said you spy something black." Puppet continued, steering the conversation back to the game. "It's the piano, right?"
"Incorrect!"
"Uh...Reggie's hat?" Foxy tried half-heartedly.
"Nope, not that either."
"Then what is it? Hmm..." Foxy took a look at the room from all angles from where he was standing. He was a bit confused; Ballora's room was made up mostly of bright colors, so if it wasn't the piano or Reggie's hat, Foxy didn't know what it could be. But then he saw Puppet standing there next to him, and it suddenly made sense. "Wait, do you mean Puppet?"
"Yes, that's correct!" Ballora confirmed, beaming. "Good job!"
"Wait, you meant me?" Puppet stuttered in shock. "Aww, man, I would have never guessed that!"
"Okay, so now it's my turn." Foxy said. He stared around at the room, trying to find something to spy. "Hmm...what to pick..."
"You don't just have to choose anything in my room specifically." Ballora offered helpfully. "We could go anywhere else in this building, if you want."
"I appreciate the thought, but I'll have to refuse. It'd be way too crazy trying to go around everywhere and picking from wherever. I say we just stick with this one room; that'll make things a lot simpler, but it'll also keep the game at least a little difficult."
Ballora shrugged acceptingly. "Okay, then. Your choice."
"So, anyway, I spy with my little eye..." Foxy looked around at the entire room. Since they were now playing a game, Foxy wanted to make sure he did well, and he wanted to pick something that would give the others a good challenge. Something that wasn't too obvious. He looked towards Reggie, who was standing there respectfully watching the others play, and an idea formed in his head. "...something blue!"
"Blue?" Ballora repeated. She looked at her golden crown, sitting on top of the neck of a headless skeleton. It had a blue jewel in it. "Is it the jewel in this crown?"
"Nope."
"That blue balloon over there?" Puppet guessed, pointing at the balloons at the left-most back corner of the stage. The balloons were multi-colored, but there were a couple of blue ones amidst them.
However, that wasn't the answer. "No." Foxy said, shaking his head. He had been talking about blue, but not the balloon.
"Is it this blue present?" Ballora tried, pointing at one of the presents sitting on the stage. The presents had already been neatly-wrapped, which Foxy guessed was a result of Ballora completing her gift-wrapping that she had been doing yesterday.
"Nope." Foxy answered.
"The blue ornaments on the tree?" Puppet asked. The ornaments on the Christmas tree that Ballora had put on her stage's pedestal were as multi-colored as the balloons in the very same room, and of course, there were blue ornaments among other colors.
"No, that's not it." Foxy replied truthfully. He grinned. "You guys might never get this. If you really want to find it, look harder. It's not as obvious as you think it is. Here's a hint: It is blue, but it's also sort-of purple. Sort of a bluish-purple kind of color."
"Is it the christmas lights?" Puppet asked again.
"Or the blue item in the stockings I hung up above?" Ballora added.
"Neither of those things." Foxy answered, still grinning. "Man, I'm pretty good at this game. You guys give up yet?"
"Yeah, I give up." Ballora sighed. "I just can't see it."
"I'll have one more try!" Puppet demanded.
"Sure, go on." Foxy accepted. "I suggest you think hard about what I'm talking about. Give it at least a moment of thought."
"Huh...well...is it Ballora?"
"Nope."
"It isn't?! Ah, fine, I give up. What is it?"
"It is...and you'd never guess this...it's Reggie eyes!" Foxy pointed right at Reggie, who looked up at them confusedly. His eyes were the exact bluish-purple color Foxy had described.
"Me?" Reggie repeated. "What's this about me?"
"Your eyes were the blue thing I was talking about."
"Aww, how could I have not noticed?" Ballora sighed. "After all, Reggie's eyes are so beautiful. I should have noticed them at once!"
"Um...thanks, darling." Reggie thanked respectfully, albeit a little uncomfortably.
"Man, Reggie, why didn't you tell us?" Puppet groaned. "We could've gotten it right then."
"Sorry, but I don't think I was meant to intrude on the game. Besides, I wasn't really listening much, anyway."
"Heh, are you guys impressed now?" Foxy chuckled. "Alright, so since I won that one, I get to go again. You guys had trouble with that one, so I'll make this round easier for you." Foxy looked around at the room again. He could see that Ballora's room involved lots of red and pink, so he made a mental note to avoid doing those colors. Then, he noticed one of the presents' coloration, and got another idea. "I spy...an item with the color yellow!"
"It's the yellow balloon! It has to be!" Puppet answered at once, pointing at the balloons in the corner.
"Nope, it isn't."
"Aw, man!"
"The yellow ribbon on some of my Christmas presents?" Ballora guessed, pointing at a couple of her presents, which were red boxes with yellow ribbons."
"That isn't it."
"The star on the Christmas tree?" Puppet predicted, pointing at the bright yellow star on top of Ballora's Christmas tree. Foxy had to admit; even though the yellow star was not quite as nice as the golden top hat on top of the tree in the main room, it was quite nice.
But it wasn't the answer. "No." He denied.
"Is it Reggie's golden jacket buttons and his helmet straps?" Ballora tried, pointing at Reggie. His bright red uniform had yellow buttons on them, and his black helmet had golden straps that hung loosely at the sides of his head.
"Why bring me into this again?" Reggie sighed.
"No, nothing to do with Reggie this time." Foxy said. "Look harder."
"Foxy, come on!" Puppet complained. "I thought you said this was going to be an easier round!"
"It is! It's way more obvious than Reggie's eyes. Keep guessing."
"Is it this present right here?" Ballora finally answered, pointing at one of the wrapped presents on the stage. It was a yellow box with a blue ribbon.
Foxy did a thumbs-up. "There we go, Ballora got it! Man, took you guys long enough. That present is so yellow, after all."
"Oh!" Ballora exclaimed in happy surprise. "Awesome! Yay, I got it!"
"Dang, how did I miss that present?" Puppet grumbled in defeat. "Aww..."
"Okay, next round! Actually, although I did just win...Puppet, you can have your turn this round if you want to."
"No, I'm not having my turn yet! I still haven't managed to spy out a single thing, so I'm not having my turn until I get one thing right! You can go have another turn, Ballora."
"Wait, really? Man, that's a surprise, especially since I'm finally being nice for once. Comes with me being in the Christmas spirit. Well, then I'll have my turn. I spy...something green!"
"The wreaths?" Foxy asked, because a large amount of wreaths were hung around the walls of the room.
"No, none of the wreaths! Look elsewhere."
"The tree this time?" Puppet asked.
"Nope."
"Mr. Creepy?" Foxy pointed at the green alien doll sitting out with Ballora's tea set and other stuffed animals.
"Not him."
"Is it the green balloon?!" Puppet tried, pointing at the balloons in the corner again.
Ballora smiled. "Yes, that's right! Great job!"
"Wait, really?! Wow, I actually did it!"
"Good job getting it right, Puppet." Foxy congratulated the marionette. "You fulfilled your goal for this game."
"Yeah, that's pretty great! Okay, now I'm going to have my turn. I spy with my little eye...something dark."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Dark? How does that count?"
"I'll give you guys a helpful hint: When I mean 'dark', I mean something in this room that's scary and tragic. Take your guesses."
"Okay, I'll try. Is it the skeleton chained to the wall?" Foxy suggested, looking towards said skeleton. It was still there, with its arms chained to the back wall of the stage and of the entire room, sitting there limply. The sign next to it read: My Name Is: Lawrence
"That is pretty dark, I've got to admit, but that's not it."
"Is it your soul, Puppet?" Ballora answered half-jokingly.
"Actually, that's pretty close to the answer! Think souls, but not mine!"
"Then...is it Foxy?"
"As in Foxy's soul, yes!"
"Wait, what?" Foxy stuttered, momentarily stopping in his tracks at the weirdness he felt over that being the answer. "My soul is what's dark? Well, how would you even know? You can't just see my soul."
"But I can. I can see it in your eyes, Foxy."
"Oh, that's just like what they say about souls!" Ballora exclaimed excitedly. "They said, 'The eyes are the gateway to the soul!' Is that the case here?"
"Ah, that is very much the case! You've got it."
Foxy put his hand to his head and sighed, grinning tiredly. "Man, this is getting a bit too deep for me. Anyway, it's your turn, Ballora."
"Yay, alright!" Ballora cheered. "Let's do this!"
"Hey, before we start the next round, I have an idea for what we can do." Puppet cut in. "Let's do a lightning round, winner take all. Ballora will spy another thing. If we can't guess what it is, she wins. If one of us gets it, then they win."
"Sure, I like the sound of that!" Foxy agreed, nodding. He did think the idea of doing a lightning round would make the game more interesting. "Bring it on!"
"Okay, so that means the stakes are higher this time!" Ballora said understandingly. "Then I'll make this a good, hard one! You'll have put in some effort to get this! Let's see here...I spy something red!"
"The chairs!" Foxy guessed at once. As soon as Ballora had said 'red', he had looked around, and the chairs were the first thing he had seen.
"Nope, not that."
"The red stripes on the wallpaper." Puppet guessed as well, pointing at said wallpaper.
"Not that, either. You know, there are a lot of red things in here, so how about this: you guys can make a bunch of guesses right off the bat, and I'll tell you if any of the guesses are correct. If you make the correct guess first, you win."
"Okay, then let's go! Reggie's jacket!" Foxy said.
"The stockings!" Puppet countered.
"The red presents!"
"The red balloon!"
"The red ornaments on the tree!"
"The red Christmas light on the chain of lights!"
"The bow on the wreaths!"
"The couches on either side of the room!"
"The sleeves on your sweater!"
"Foxy's bowtie!"
"The candy canes attached to the stockings!"
"All of those answers are wrong!" Ballora replied, smiling cheerily. "Keep trying, guys!"
"Wait, seriously?! All of those answers aren't the correct ones?" Foxy sputtered. "Ballora, we've covered every red thing in this room. How have we still not got it?"
"Well...are you really sure you got every red thing?"
"I just...what? But we've looked at everything. What else is there?" Puppet muttered dejectedly.
"Hmm." Foxy mumbled to himself, thinking about the situation and how weird it was that they hadn't found what Ballora had spotted yet. They had already named so many red things that were in the room, and none of them were correct? Foxy could see that Ballora had made this very hard for them, but he wasn't going to quit now. "There has to have been something we missed. Keep looking, Puppet."
"This is a lot harder than I bargained for, Foxy..."
"I know, but we can't give up yet."
"Then I'll do one last guess. Is it...the socks you hung next to the stockings?"
"Nope."
"Aw, it isn't!? Man, I just can't find it anywhere. I give up."
"Well, I don't! I'm going to keep going!" Foxy kept looking around the room, looking over every single red thing he could see over and over, but nothing else popped out at him. He stopped the observations and took a moment to think. "Okay, okay, we went too fast. Let's go over what we know. So, Ballora...all of the things we named aren't what you were talking about, is that true?"
"Of course."
"And the thing we're looking out for is definitely red, right? It's not any other color, like pink or purple?"
"Yep, that's correct. It's just red."
"And it's not anywhere or anything outside of this room?"
"No, that'd be cheating. What you're looking for is in this very room, nowhere else."
"That's definite, right? It's just confined to this one room, and it's not in a single other area?"
"You got it."
"And it's not in a side room, either, like the backstage of this room or the area by the vents?"
"Nowhere over there."
"And it's physically out in the open? It's not some red object you're keeping hidden in your sweater?"
"Nope, I don't have it on me. It's here in the room."
"Hmm...man, this is a hard one."
"Just give up already, Foxy. We can't find it." Puppet asked Foxy dismally.
"No, I won't quit just yet! I still think I can find this!"
But the truth was, Foxy knew he couldn't find it. No matter which way he looked, in whatever way he could look at it, he didn't see a single other red thing. He didn't want to admit defeat and give someone other than himself an ego boost, but he was starting to see that his chances of winning were almost nonexistent.
"Ballora, come off this." Puppet ordered Ballora. "We've named every single red thing that's here in this room and this room alone. You're just pretending there's another red thing, aren't you?"
"Nope, you didn't name every red thing, and I mean it." Ballora responded surely. "Something else is here."
"Hrrgh...arrgh...aw, that's it!" Foxy finally admit defeat, throwing his arms down frustratedly. "I just can't see what you're talking about, no matter how hard I look. I quit."
"HOORAY!" Ballora cheered, doing a victory dance as she excitedly celebrated her victory. "I knew I would win! Now, let me show you what red thing I meant!"
She guided them over to the couch and table on the right side of the room and pointed behind the couch. Foxy and Puppet looked over, not sure what to expect, and saw that behind the couch was a red ornament, broken and lying in pieces on the floor.
"What in the heck?" Puppet gasped. "How on earth did this get here?"
"Oh, uh..." Ballora began, looking a little anxious. "...it's a leftover ornament from the day we decorated. I got mad at something and I threw an ornament at the wall. It broke, as you can see, and I haven't bothered to clean it up."
Foxy and Puppet looked at each other, than back at Ballora, and then back at each other. Foxy knew that he and Puppet were, at the moment, thinking the exact same thing.
"I feel like she cheated with this one." Puppet stated blindly.
"Yeah, I think the same thing." Foxy acknowledged acutely.
"Wait, what?! That's not true!" Ballora countered in shock. "The thing is red, it's out here in the open, and I didn't just put it there! How did I cheat?"
Neither Foxy nor Puppet gave her an answer. Instead, they both turned around at the same time and headed for the exit door together.
"I'm going back to my box. I've had enough for today." Puppet sighed, shaking his head.
"Same here. I'm heading back to my room." Foxy added, nodding in an annoyed manner.
Ballora just scowled at them as they left. "Oh, come on! You guys can't deny that I'm the winner! You're just mad because you lost!"
"Eh, well played. We'll get you next time, I suppose."
"We'll see! Until then, bye! See you later!"
"Bye. See you another time."
And the two of them left together, leaving Ballora to her own devices and heading back to their own rooms.
Foxy found himself and Puppet coming to the area of the big hall where there was the doorway to the small hall. Here, he and the marionette would be going their separate ways for the night.
"I'll see you tomorrow, then, Foxy." Puppet said to the animatronic fox as they went in different directions. "I think I'm going to need some time to myself after today. Goodbye."
"See you." Foxy said back, waving at Puppet before he turned and headed down the small hallway. Foxy found that he was already tired from today's events, despite the fact that barely a half-hour had passed since Ballora had barged in on him talking with Puppet. He decided then that he would head back to his cove, think to himself for a while, and then grab another nap.
After all, who knew if something just as crazy as today would happen tomorrow?
Chapter 59: Ballora's Christmas Drill
Summary:
When Foxy doesn't listen closely enough to Ballora, he believes that Christmas has come earlier than he expected.
Chapter Text
Foxy found himself somewhere dark yet again.
At first, he didn't know where he was, but then he began to recognize the look of the room. The shelves that went as high as the ceiling, lining the walls, supporting various parts. Spare endoskeletons, sitting up everywhere, waiting to be used. Boxes filled with more parts, more mechanisms and wiring that was unused. Cobwebs, sticking to the corners of the dusty room. A collection of tools, set against one wall, all of them clean and ready to be put to use. Multiple doors that led out of the room, which were all closed tight and locked.
And then Foxy saw it again. The lone table in the center of the room. A single lamp, lighting up the otherwise dark room and allowing some things to just barely be seen. A shadowy figure, bent over the table, ripping various metal things off of an endoskeleton laying down on the table. Some parts were set aside for later, while others had been thrown away and littered the stone floor...
Foxy was standing across the room from where it was. He remembered this...he had seen this same figure here last time. The figure was strange, mysterious, unknown. It wore a black cloak over itself, so Foxy could not see what it was while its back was turned, but he could see the shadow of its arms coming out of the cloak, which looked metallic themselves.
Foxy recalled last time he had been here. He had tried to approach the figure...but he had only just woken up.
This time, he felt differently. He no longer wanted to get closer to this thing, to touch it at all. He felt like this thing wasn't something he wanted to be around, like a deadly virus that he didn't want to catch. But despite this, he still felt curiosity lingering inside of him. Despite the hesitance he felt, despite his feeling of dread, he wanted to know what this thing was more than anything else right then.
So he took the next-best route, and he spoke out: "Hello?"
The shadowy figure abruptly paused at its work, its arms having been in the middle of ripping a metal piece off of the torso of the endoskeleton it was looking towards. It did not turn around to look at Foxy, but it did move slightly, and it too spoke: "So...it's you. I wouldn't have expected to see you here."
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered. The voice of this thing felt familiar, but he couldn't figure out why.
"It's you, isn't it Foxy? I feel as if I should be alarmed, and yet...you're different. You're a different Foxy, aren't you?"
"A different Foxy?"
"Nevermind, nevermind, it does not matter...but seeing you here has made me very much intrigued. How we even crossed paths is a mystery I may never solve..."
"...who are you? What are you doing?"
"Who am I is of no concern to you. But I will say that if you knew all the facts, you would remember me. And, what am I doing?" It let out a chuckle. "Simple. I am getting my greatest task done." It focused back at the table. "Now then, which parts do I need? After all, it must be perfect, it must be the right body for me. Anything less would not work..."
"Well...since I'm here...I'll just hang out." Foxy sat down on the floor, crossing his legs. "Say...how do you know who I am?"
The figure kept talking as it went back to work. "Because I've met you, Foxy. Or at least, I've met you at a certain point. We know each other quite well, in fact."
"But I don't recognize you. I've never even seen you before."
"And that is for the best. It is better that you never know who I am. At least not yet. However, since you're here...I do have an idea of why our paths have crossed."
"You...do? Why'd we meet, then?"
"It is clear that we have many things we must say to one another. There is so much to talk about, and yet, so little time...but I feel as if in this moment alone, we have all the time we could ever need. I must tell you some things of my own. Foxy...you have many things you have not yet done."
"What do you mean?"
"I need not explain it to you. Look inside yourself, and you'll know the answer. In fact, look around this room, too. That might give you a clever hint."
Foxy looked around at the darkened room. What was there to look at? Endoskeletons? Metal robot parts and mechanisms? And then he took note of the parts scattered across the floor and the parts sitting on the table.
"Wait...I don't think I have the full answer, but...does it have to do with collecting parts?" He asked.
"Ah, very astute of you. Yes, I will say that it has to do with collecting the parts. They must all be gathered for it to happen."
"For what to happen?"
The figure did not respond immediately. It was still busily messing with tons and tons of different parts at the table. But, once again, it paused work and said: "You will know when the moment approaches. There are many plans that have yet to go underway, and you will see them all in due time. In the meantime...I understand that you have many things to attend to now. Go on, attend to your rambunctious problems. We will meet again soon enough."
"Wait, I still don't understand! What plans are coming?! You're not even giving me a proper explanation!"
The thing laughed again. "Oh, Foxy...it is as I said..." It began to turn around. "...it will all happen within time..." It was turning around to meet Foxy's eyes.
Foxy dreaded this. What was it going to look like? What would he be staring back at?
It was nearly there. He could almost see the hole that would reveal a face in the cloak-
"Foxy! Foxy, Foxy, Foxy, Foxy!"
"Woah, woah, woah, hey!" Foxy exclaimed as he woke up abruptly. His curtains had been forced open, and standing there was Ballora, looking down at Foxy from his sitting position on the floor.
"Foxy, I need to talk to you about-" Ballora began seriously, but then she looked perplexed. "Uh, wait...is that a teddy bear?"
"Huh?" Foxy muttered, not getting what on earth she was talking about...but then she realized that she had seen him sitting down next to Foxy. Foxy yelled out and grabbed him, hiding him behind his back. "Oh, er, no! You just saw an illusion, that's all! No teddy bears here! Gosh, why are you even here, anyway? I'm just...so..." Foxy let out a large yawn. "...tired!"
"Yeah, what's the big idea?! We were getting some REST here, you know! How dare you interrupt everything!"
"Not now, voice." Foxy groaned, putting a hand up to his forehead. He was incredibly groggy at the moment, having been suddenly and rudely awakened without his permission at a time when he hadn't gotten as much sleep as he wished he could have. He barely managed to process everything around him, including Ballora. "So, Ballora, what do you need? Pretty out of it right now, so make it quick."
"Uh...well, I'm going to go ahead and ignore the part with the teddy bear." Ballora decided. "Doesn't matter right now, I don't think."
"Yeah, you didn't see anything, alright? Thanks."
"You're, uh, welcome. Hey, for the record, why are you sleeping in your cove? Don't you have a back room you like to sleep in?"
Foxy sighed, Ballora's words giving him an instant reminder of something he had immense distaste for. "What, did you forget?" He reached over to the trapdoor and tugged its handle, trying to get it open. The familiar sensation of resistance let him know the situation was the exact same. "See? The trapdoor into there is locked by key, and only Puppet has a key to it. The room apparently isn't finished yet, so I can't go inside until it is. Puppet was SUPPOSED to be working on it, and he might have even finished by now if he had been, but he decided to go on 'Christmas vacation' and hasn't worked on my back room a single day since he started vacation."
"Wait, he's on a vacation?"
"Yeah, he sure is. I don't see why he even needs to, other than to have a quick and easy excuse to slack off, so it annoys the heck out of me."
"Huh, never knew that. I must've been out of the loop for a while."
"No sweat. After all, I didn't even learn he was on vacation until yesterday."
"Sounds bad, but we've got more important things to cover! Foxy, I need you to listen to me VERY carefully, alright?"
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered. His attention was slipping as his grogginess was catching up to him, and he was starting to wish he had put himself in 'do not disturb' mode during sleep.
"Okay, so since you're paying attention, let me say this right now: this-" And then Ballora started to say another sentence, but right then, Foxy found himself tuning out for a second as he tried to get used to the bright lights of his room hitting his face. Once he finally was ready, he started to pay attention again, just as Ballora said: "-alright, got it? This is very important, after all."
"Very important?" Foxy repeated. "What happened this time? Did another security guard arrive? Did something catch fire? No wait, Bon-Bon blew something up again, didn't me?! You've got to be kidding! I thought I took away all of his explosives!"
"We did take them all away, okay? Bon-Bon isn't blowing anything up! The point is...Foxy, it's Christmas."
"Wait, what?"
"It's Christmas!"
Foxy took a second to process this...and then he jumped up, grinning. "Wow, it's Christmas? Awesome! Didn't even realize it was going to be here so fast. I must've slept for a long while after we deactivated last night."
"Yeah, I know, right?" Ballora added, nodding. "You slept for ages! Then again, you're a bear, and bears tend to hibernate, and-"
"Wha- Hey! I'm not a bear, alright? I'm a fox!" Foxy took him out and showed him to Ballora. "See? This is a bear!"
"Alright, alright, I know you're a fox! I was talking about him." Ballora pointed at him.
Foxy exclaimed in pleasant surprise. "Oh, you mean Mr. Wigglesworth? Ah, I get it! Sorry for the misunderstanding."
"Yes, him. Wait, sorry, you said not to bring him up. I won't bring him up again, sorry."
"Oh, it's alright. As long as it stays between us, we're all good."
She's thinking about me? For real?
"Yeah, she is! Nice of her, isn't it? Ballora, no need to worry. Mr. Wigglesworth is glad that you're thinking of him. He sounds happy."
Ballora raised an eyebrow. "Uh...okay? This is getting a bit odd. First, there's an annoying voice inside your head...and now, Mr. Wiggles-whatshisname?"
Hey, she pronounced my name wrong!
"Hey, say his name right! It's Mr. Wigg-les-worth! Got it?"
"Okay, okay, I got it!"
Ah, the balance has been restored! This ballerina isn't as bad as I thought...at least now I won't have to kill her, heh heh.
"There you go, Ballora! Great job!" Foxy congratulated the ballerina. "Mr. Wigglesworth thanks you too! He says he's not going to kill you now. Isn't that great?"
Ballora blinked. "Oh. Uh. Well...I guess I can say meeting him has been an...interesting experience. Maybe too much so."
"Yeah, he's one-of-a-kind!" Foxy said, nodding. "Now, Mr. Wigglesworth, it's time for me to put you away." Foxy opened his chest cavity (he did so by thinking hard about wanting it to open, which caused his systems to comply and do it automatically) and put Mr. Wigglesworth inside, then closed it back up. "There we go."
"So, anyways!" Ballora continued, going back into her cheery spirit. "It's Christmas day, and we've got presents under the tree we need to open!"
"Awesome, presents! That's the part I'm excited for most! We should go wake everyone else up and get them up so we can open them!"
"Of course we're going to do that! We'll grab everyone one-by-one. First...we'll get Bon-Bon first. I think I saw him taking a nap in the bounce house."
Hey, I was wondering...what about my presents? I'm getting something for Christmas, too, right? Ask Ballora for me, Foxy!
"Oh, by the way, is Mr. Wigglesworth going to get anything of his own for Christmas? Shouldn't he be getting a present, too?"
Ballora looked at Foxy incredulously. "Um...you never told me that you needed your stuffed bear's input on the Christmas list, so...I don't have the chance to ask Santa now."
Wait, what?! Aw, that sucks! I was really hoping to get some free stuff this year!
"Don't worry, Mr. Wigglesworth, I can share my Christmas gifts with you!"
Huh, well...I guess that's better than nothing.
"I mean, if your stuffed bear really wants gifts, then maybe next year it can happen." Ballora offered.
"Maybe, maybe." Foxy agreed. "Now, let's go and grab everyone."
Foxy followed Ballora out of his room and his thoughts swirled with curiosity over what gifts he might've gotten...
Foxy and Ballora entered the bouncy house to find Bon-Bon on the floor in the far corner of the room, on his back and deactivated.
"Here he is." Foxy pointed out, and he and Ballora went over to Bon-Bon. "Looks like he fell asleep in the corner. Hold on, I'll wake him up. Bon-Bon, hey! Rise and shine!"
Bon-Bon moved a little, his eyelids slightly coming open. Foxy recognized this as the hand puppet transitioning into stand-by mode, which was a middle ground between being asleep and being awake. It was progress, but they needed him fully awake.
The hand-puppet was also muttering softly, saying: "Heh, take that, Puppet. Now you're going to go boom..." He giggled in his sleep.
Foxy winced in concern. "Yeesh, what is he dreaming about right now? Whatever it is, it doesn't sound good."
Ballora shook her head. "Oh, dear...how are we going to wake him up now?"
Foxy looked down at the ground they were standing on and had a fun idea. "I have an idea, actually. We need to jump at the same time while being next to him. Follow my lead. One...two...THREE!"
Both Foxy and Ballora jumped up and down at the same time, shouting: "Bon-Bon, wake up!"
Since they were in a bounce house, the floor shook considerably, and Bon-Bon finally woke up, exclaiming in surprise as he fully activated, his eyelids coming open as he scrambled to get upright.
"Aaagh!" He yelped, and then he noticed who was there. "Oh, it's just you guys. What are you guys doing in here?"
"We're here to inform you that Christmas day has come!" Ballora shouted joyfully. "Isn't this great?"
"Yeah, it's finally here! Woo-hoo!" Foxy cheered.
Bon-Bon looked confused and tired. "Wait, what? It's already Christmas time?"
"Yep!" Ballora confirmed.
"Oh. Then why'd you guys wake me up from my nap?"
"Because we need to gather under the tree and open our presents! We need to get everyone else up before we do that, though, so we came to you first, since you were close in proximity."
"Alright, alright, we can do that." Bon-Bon yawned. "...augh, what time is it? It feels so early..."
"Don't worry about the time, Bon-Bon!" Foxy assured the hand-puppet. "It's Christmas, and it's time we enjoy it! Now, the next person we should get should be the closest too us as is possible. Hmm...well, we could try Freddy. His closet is just across the way from here."
"Then let's go!" Ballora cheered, and she was already going out of the bounce house. Foxy followed her, Bon-Bon slowly trailing behind them, as they went out of the bounce house and across the main room. Ballora passed the stand surrounded the closet by going through the side gate. Then, she opened the closet door and leaned inside. "Freddy! Freddy, are you here?"
"I don't understand why you guys had to come and wake me up first..." Bon-Bon moaned, rubbing his eyes. "I'm not used to getting up this early..."
Foxy nodded sympathetically. "You were hoping to sleep for longer, I'm betting?"
"Yeah, much, much longer."
"I get you. She woke me up earlier than I would've liked, too. I'm stressed by this, but Ballora seems really excited, so it'd probably be for the best if we didn't make her angry at us again." Foxy looked back at Ballora, who was coming out of the closet. "Ballora, where's Freddy?"
"He's not in his closet right now, and the ladder to his upstairs room isn't there either." She reported. "I found a note on his teddy bear. Apparently, he's busy with other stuff for the time being."
Foxy sighed. "Of course he's still not available. What the heck could he be doing that's more important then spending time with us? Well, once he comes back, we'll know. We can all bombard him with questions about it like there's no tomorrow."
"Yes, we'll definitely have to get him to answer for leaving us for so long." Ballora replied. "In the meantime, I'm just hoping the presents he got won't go bad."
"Wait, what do you mean? How do presents 'go bad'?"
Ballora shrugged. "I'm not sure, but I think Santa gave him a lot of chicken for his gift this year. I took a whiff of his presents and they smelled just like chicken, so I have a feeling that that's what he got."
"Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Besides chicken, I'm not sure what else he'd want to get for himself. Anyway, let's go to Dinah next, since he's nearby."
They left the area around the closet and went towards the kitchen. The doors happened to be nearby the closet, so it didn't take them very long before they got there, opened the doors, and entered. Dinah was busy at the oven, as he usually was, but he exclaimed in welcome as they entered.
"Hello again, animatronics!" He greeted flamboyantly. "What a surprise to see you at this early hour! Well, it is early for you, not for me, since it is only around...11 PM, I think. I've been sleeping through the day, you know, and working at night to make the pizza you animatronics so badly want."
"Good work. Keep on it, alright?" Foxy instructed the chef. "And you should make some food for Christmas, too, since today is Christmas."
"Wait, it's Christmas already? Goodness, how the time flies! I was not prepared at all!"
"Yes, it's Christmas day!" Ballora repeated cheerily. "I'm just going around and waking up all my slowpoke friends. None of them were ready to wake up and celebrate Christmas at all! Good to see that you're already awake, though."
"Oh yes, I am indeed awake so I could work on the pizza. But if I had known that it was Christmas, I would have been out there opening my presents already."
"We can bring the presents to you, in case you need to stay here and keep working on the pizza." Foxy suggested.
"That-a might work! I am trying to find time in my schedule to come out and celebrate Christmas at the tree with the rest of you, but in case I cannot find the time, then yes, it would be good for you to bring me my presents. I must say, it is very gracious of you to be so willing to bring me the presents I got. Thank you very much."
"Anytime! Now, we've got another guy we need to talk to. Let me get him up." Foxy walked over to the garbage chute, opened up the hatch, and yelled down into it: "Garbage! Wake up!"
"Oh, I guess that's one way to wake him up." Ballora said.
Down inside the chute, Foxy could hear Garbage yawning as he came awake. "...ah, somebody's calling? Who- oh, it's just you guys again." Foxy noted that Garbage's tone always seemed to become disappointed whenever he found out the animatronics were visiting. "What do you guys want from me this time? I haven't seen any elves, if that's what you're wondering."
"No, we don't need to know that this time. We're here to inform you that it's Christmas!"
"Wait, is it? Let me check my mental calendar...no, no, it's too early for Christmas. Give me five more minutes to sleep..."
"Garbage, Christmas can't wait for five more minutes! It's starting now!"
"Well, okay, but why are you asking me? What do you want me to do about it?" Garbage asked exasperatedly. "Unless you're actually going to toss me a present, I don't think you need to talk to me right now."
The animatronics exchanged looks.
"Did anyone plan to give Garbage any presents?" Foxy asked.
"I mean, yeah, but...I don't know what would be appropriate." Ballora replied, shrugging.
"Me neither. He did ask me if he could call his family as a Christmas gift, but...no, no, I can't do that."
"Why don't we just throw him some chicken, like we always do?" Bon-Bon suggested. "It's easy and it's enough."
"I can tell that you guys are only going to give me chicken." Garbage's voice floated from down inside the chute. The animatronics tensed up, ready to deny it, but Garbage continued. "I know, I know, you guys are going to deny it. It's alright, I'm used to being thrown only chicken. And being treated like garbage." Garbage, despite his sour tone, let out a dry chuckle. "Heh. My name is Garbage and I'm being treated like garbage. How ironic. Well, anyway, I can tell that you guys don't have anything else you need me for. If it's alright, I'm going to head back to sleep. Wake me up if you feel like giving me a better present."
"Then why don't we throw a rock down there for you instead?" Ballora taunted a little irritably. "Surely that's edible!"
"Nah, just go with the chicken. I mean, a new car would be nice, but that isn't happening."
"Nope, no cars for you." Foxy denied. "Bye." Foxy closed up the chute, leaving Garbage down there by himself.
Hmm. You know...maybe Garbage could get something more than chicken... He thought for a moment. Eh...I'll think about it later.
"That clears up everyone over on this side of the building." Ballora concluded, nodding. "Let's go and get everybody else we haven't gotten yet."
Foxy and Bon-Bon followed Ballora out of the kitchen, leaving Dinah to continue his pizza-related work.
"So, who else do we need to get?" Ballora wondered as she and the others walked through the small hallway. "Can somebody jog my memory?"
"Have you told Reggie about this yet?" Foxy asked.
"Well, of course I have! I woke him up as soon as I awoke myself. I think he's still awake and ready in my room. We can go get him after we've grabbed everyone else."
Poor Reggie. He must've missed some valuable sleep time as well. Foxy thought, feeling a bit bad that Reggie had been forced to live his life at the pizzeria while constantly under Ballora's tyranny. And, at the same time, Foxy felt glad that he was in a better situation than Reggie in terms of how often he had to deal with Ballora. At worst, Foxy only had to deal with Ballora once per day, but Reggie had to deal with Ballora for hours on end. Foxy couldn't imagine what it'd be like to spend that much time around her, but he could only assume that it wasn't the greatest spot to be in.
"Then...how about Puppet?" Foxy tried.
"Oh, yeah, Puppet!" Ballora remembered. "He's the only other person we can go to! Come on, let's go!"
Foxy had to quicken his pace right then, as Ballora was going down the hallways even faster now. Bon-Bon stayed behind them, keeping up as best as the hand-puppet could...
It wasn't long before they arrived at the auditorium. Ballora was already heading straight towards Puppet's box, but Foxy noticed the vent grate in the room, and something came to mind.
"Hey, wait a second!" Foxy interrupted. "Ballora, didn't you say that Puppet is the only other person we could go to?"
"Well...yes, I did." Ballora replied.
"But that's not true!" Foxy countered, and he headed over to the auditorium's stage and pointed at the trapdoor. "Baby's around, too! Can't we go and get h-"
"NOPE!" Ballora suddenly shouted, rushing over to Foxy and pushing him out of the way so she could block the trapdoor. "Sorry, we are not getting Baby! That's not a good idea!"
Foxy raised an eyebrow, a bit surprised that Ballora was so intent on stopping Baby, who she got along with very well, from joining them. "What? Why not? You get along with Baby better than you do with the rest of us. Wouldn't you want to bring her along?"
"Well, I would, but...there's a thing you should know about Baby." Ballora said. "She's not really a morning person. And by not really, I mean that she can be a bit...grouchy in the mornings."
"Okay, but you're her best friend, aren't you? You should go and wake her up. I'm sure she won't be as grouchy if she sees a friendly face."
Ballora winced. "Erm...that doesn't sound like a good idea, but...oh, fine. I'll give it a try, but I can't guarantee that she'll cooperate." She opened the trapdoor, stepped into the passage, and closed it up, muttering: "Oh, dear..." as she went inside.
"So...what's been up with you?" Bon-Bon asked Foxy as soon as Ballora had left. "Has Puppet finished your room yet?"
"Nope, not even close." Foxy answered begrudgingly. "He's been going on winter break, so he hasn't been working on it for a while. I've been sleeping in my cove recently. Not that you'd know, seeing as you jumped ship and left me by myself after I lost my room."
"And you've still been sleeping with Mr. Wigglesworth, haven't you?"
"Shush about that, okay? It's not something I want everyone else to know."
"Baby?" They heard Ballora's voice from the vent grate, which looked into the vents where Baby lived. "Baby, wake up! It's Christmas, Baby! It's-"
"RRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!"
A loud, angry scream rang out from inside the vents, causing Foxy to wince from the sheer noise.
"WHAT are you DOING here?!" Baby's upset voice yelled.
"Baby, calm down!" Ballora assured Baby. "I was just trying to-"
"Who cares?! I'm trying to sleep here! GET OUT!"
"Oh gosh, okay, I'm leaving! I'm sorry! Just put the bat away, alright?!"
"I'll put it away once you LEAVE!"
"Okay, I'm going, I'm going!"
The talking stopped, but other noises were sounding from inside the vents. A minute later, the trapdoor opened and Ballora came back out, quickly shutting the trapdoor behind her and holding it closed for a few seconds.
"Ballora, are you okay?" Foxy asked in concern. "What the heck happened while you were in there?!"
Ballora looked at the vent grate in fear. "That...that was something else. That...was something worse."
"You look pretty terrified. Let me guess: she wasn't wearing makeup?"
"Worse than that! Her faceplates were wide open, so..."
"Oh. OH. Yeah, that sounds pretty bad."
"And she was yelling at me, and she tried to hit me with a bat she had on her...my goodness, I'm just happy I got out of there. I'm not going to go into too much more detail, but let me say that it was an entirely different ball game in there..."
"Basically, Baby isn't coming out. Is that right?"
"Yep, that's right. I told you guys she wouldn't want to wake up."
"So then it's Puppet's turn. We were planning to get him, right? Let's go and grab him."
Everyone was, of course, in agreement, so nobody hesitated to head right over to Puppet's box, climb up on top of it, and descend down the hole and the ladder to Puppet's room, which was below.
After a short bout of climbing (in which Ballora complained about how long the climb was), they arrived in Puppet's tv room, and then walked into the central room of the building.
"So, one of us is going to need to wake him up." Foxy said, stopping in the middle of the room. "Bon-Bon, do you want to do the honors?"
"I can do it, but...how much fun I have with it, and how effective the wake-up call is, can depend." Bon-Bon replied, grinning in a mischievous way. "Have you got any explosives? I could easily wake him up with those!"
Foxy gave Bon-Bon a look. "Bon-Bon, do you really expect us to let you have explosives after what happened last time you got ahold of them?"
"Oh, come on! I asked for explosives for Christmas, right? What about that?"
"I don't think Santa will be very keen to give us weapons after his...last visit here." Ballora reasoned. "Besides, I don't think he gives out weapons as presents, anyway. Not his type of thing."
"Aw, man. Fine, I'll wake him up, but it won't be as fun. Hmph."
"So, as for where Puppet is..." Foxy began, and he paused to consider it. "...I think I may know."
And Foxy led them over to Puppet's computer room, and as he expected, Puppet was there. He had deactivated, and was laying motionlessly on the couch.
"Alright, it's over here." Foxy said. "Bon-Bon, you can wake him up now."
"Hold on, let me grab something." Bon-Bon responded, holding up his hand, and he wandered away. A minute later, he came back, toting a plunger in his hands. "I grabbed this plunger from Puppet's table in the center room. I'll do it with this."
Oh no. Foxy thought, already somewhat against this method of waking up Puppet, but Bon-Bon had already went into the computer room. The hand-puppet climbed up onto the couch and on top of Puppet himself. Puppet was still deactivated and did not respond to this.
Then, Bon-Bon raised the plunger and used the front of it to smack Puppet right in the face, as he screamed: "Wake up, Puppet!"
"Augh!" Puppet yelled as he activated suddenly, pushing Bon-Bon off of him and standing up. "What's the meaning of...wait. Did you wake me up with my plunger? Gross!"
Bon-Bon chuckled slyly as he walked back over to where Foxy and Ballora were standing, looking immensely proud of himself. "Heh heh..." He giggled as he placed the plunger down on a table in the small hall next to the computer room.
Puppet then let out a yawn from his voice box. "My systems are telling me the time right now. What are you guys doing here so early? We're not supposed to be up for another hour..."
"It's Christmas, alright? That's why!" Ballora answered.
"Yeah, apparently it's Christmas now, according to Ballora." Foxy repeated.
Puppet looked perplexed. "What? Already? But I thought we had a couple more weeks! And now I've been woken up early without even knowing I was going to be woken up like this. I didn't even get to do my morning stretches yet."
"Sorry, but Ballora says we have to go open our presents by the tree. We should get over there now."
"Yeah, we should start as soon as possible!" Ballora agreed.
Puppet shrugged. "Well, if it's really Christmas, and it's really time to do this present-opening stuff, then it's fine. I mean, you're the expert, I guess, so you'd know."
"I'm a bit confused too, I'll admit." Foxy added. "It still kind of feels too early for Christmas, but then again, I'm still figuring out what Christmas is, so maybe it really is today and I just didn't know."
"Yes, exactly. That's what I thought." Ballora said, squinting at Foxy for a brief moment. "Alright, then, follow me! We need to get to the Christmas tree in the main room!"
She headed away, heading for the tv room where the exit ladder was. Everyone else followed her without another word.
"You know...is it just me, or are we missing some people?" Puppet voiced out loud as he, Foxy, and the others walked down the big hallway. "I don't remember our group being this small."
"Oh, well, the others are a different story." Ballora answered as she began to explain. "Freddy's still away, and we can't count on him to come back in time, so he's not here. Baby's...er, still waking up. She doesn't want to get up, so we can't get her to join us, either. Trust me, trying to get Baby up on some mornings is like trying to attack twenty hornet's nests without protective gear. That is to say, it's an incredibly bad idea. Reggie's already awake, but I've decided to get him here later. Dinah's awake too, and he's busy making the pizza right now, but he might be able to join us later on. Garbage...is awake, I think? He might still be asleep and dreaming about new cars or whatever else."
"That, or he's scheming to try and find ways to get out of the chute." Foxy joined. "One of the two options."
"Probably, yeah, but that hardly matters. Point is, since we need to keep him down inside the chute, he won't be joining us. I think that's everyone, then...well, besides us, of course. Let's keep going."
"We're here!" Ballora cheered excitedly. She and everyone else had gotten to the main room. The nicely-decorated Christmas tree was already there as it usually was, and the wrapped presents were all around the tree, waiting to be opened. "Now we can get started."
"Before we do, I also need to ask: what exactly do we do on Christmas day?" Puppet asked. "You've mentioned it a bit before, but you've never went into detail."
"Yeah, what are we meant to do?" Foxy questioned. "Fight each other? Burn stuff down?"
"Do we have to fight over who gets the better presents?" Bon-Bon demanded, looking intrigued. "That'd be cool!"
"No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!" Ballora rebuffed, giving Foxy and Bon-Bon very disapproving looks. "Christmas is the complete opposite of that! We don't fight, we don't kill, we don't burn, we don't try to cut each others' throats or break each others' arms. What we actually do is give gifts to each other and open them, one after another! As you can see, the presents are all ready to be opened."
"Oh, alright." Foxy accepted. He looked down at the presents for a second. It was then that he noticed that there were fewer presents there then he would've expected, and the only ones there were the ones Santa had delivered days earlier. "Well, fewer presents then I would've expected, but it's cool." He reached for a blue one sitting at his feet. "Let's open this one first-"
"Hey, hey, no! Don't open them yet!" Ballora chastised, grabbing the present out of Foxy's hands and setting it back by the tree. "It's not time for that yet!"
"Wait, what? But I thought you said we were supposed to open our presents."
"On Christmas day, yes, but not today! Didn't you hear what I said earlier?"
"No, I didn't. What did you say?"
"This is only a drill."
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"WHAT?!" Foxy exclaimed, his attitude taking a complete turnaround. "A drill?!"
"Yeah, didn't you hear me earlier?" Ballora asked a bit confusedly. "I said-"
(Flashback)
"Okay, so since you're paying attention to me, let me say this right now." Ballora instructed to Foxy, who seemed to barely be listening to her. "This is a drill, got that? This is only a drill. The actual day isn't for another couple of weeks yet. We're only doing this so we can prepare for it when it comes for real. Alright, got that? This is very important, after all."
"Very important?!" Foxy repeated, and then he began to talk to Ballora, while not having heard most of what had just been said.
(Flashback End)
"And that's what I told you!" Ballora finished. "I thought you were listening, but you weren't! If you paid attention, you could have understood more."
She stood there, waiting for a response, but it didn't come. Foxy, Puppet, and Bon-Bon were all frozen to the spot, the disbelief over the situation temporarily making their robotic systems come to a complete stop.
"W-wait." Bon-Bon muttered, his voice shaking with frustration. "Are you seriously telling us...that you woke us early and made us run around the pizzeria...for nothing?"
"It wasn't for nothing!" Ballora countered. "I wanted to make sure you guys were ready for Christmas day, so that when it happens, you'll know what to do! That's important, right?"
"But, it's...not even Christmas." Puppet stuttered. "Are...are we even close to Christmas day?"
"Huh? No, it's only the twelfth of December. We've still got about two weeks before Christmas Day."
"And you woke us all up...for a drill?" Foxy groaned tiredly. "I wish I could've heard this earlier. I was all groggy and still waking up when you told me, so I didn't hear you, but you should've at least been able to tell that I wasn't paying attention at that moment! You didn't even tell Puppet and Bon-Bon that this was a drill, either, you just acted like it was really Christmas and fooled them into believing it!"
"So...I got hit in the face by a plunger and woken up early...for no reason at all?" Puppet pondered, looking drained.
"Hey, as I said, it wasn't for no reason! Now that we've done a drill of Christmas and how it works, I'm sure you guys will be prepared! That's all that counts here."
"And now, you even know one of my secrets, too. This sucks." Foxy sighed, remembering that Ballora now knew about Mr. Wigglesworth.
"Huh? What secret?"
"The thing from earlier?"
"You mean Mr. Wigglesworth?" Bon-Bon asked.
"Oh, so you know about it too?" Ballora inquired, smiling. "I was hoping it wouldn't just be me."
"Yeah, I found out about it recently. I've known for quite a bit."
"Bon-Bon, shush! I don't want Puppet to know!" Foxy ushered Bon-Bon, trying not to let anyone else know about his new thing.
"Foxy, there's no need to keep quiet about it. I'm pretty sure everyone else already knows."
"What?! Puppet doesn't know, though?"
"Ah, he wasn't told yet!" Ballora exclaimed. "Puppet, do you know about Mr. Wigglesworth?"
Puppet looked bemused. "Mr. Wigglesworth? What's that?"
"It's actually a who, Puppet! Looks like you didn't know after all!"
"Ballora." Foxy said.
"What, Foxy? I was just telling Puppet that...that...oh, wait a minute. I was supposed to keep it a secret. Oh."
Foxy, the cat's out of the bag. Just tell them about me already.
"Well, I guess it's too late to hide it now. So much for keeping secrets." Foxy sighed. He then opened his chest cavity, and took out Mr. Wigglesworth, holding the stuffed bear up so everyone could see him. "Here's Mr. Wigglesworth. He's my new stuffed teddy bear."
"Hmm...I think I vaguely remember something like that, actually." Puppet said. "I actually stopped by Foxy's cove some time ago to say hi to him, but he wasn't there. I looked behind the curtains and I saw that stuffed bear you were holding sitting there by himself. That was Mr. Wigglesworth, huh?"
"Wait, you went into my room without permission?! You didn't touch him, did you?! Mr. Wigglesworth, did he touch you at all?"
Mmm-hmm, he did touch me! He came over, patted me on the head condescendingly like I was a baby, and then smiled at me! Why'd he treat me like toddler?!
"Really, Puppet?! You touched him?"
"I don't remember touching him at all." Puppet defended. "Didn't care enough to try."
"I'm not so sure about that. He's telling me a different story!"
"Well, then, er...he's a liar. And a cheater. And you shouldn't trust a single word he says."
"So, um, enough of the arguing." Ballora interjected, waving Foxy and Puppet down. "Can we get back to the drill?"
Foxy shook his head. "Ballora, do you really think we'd want to continue this drill now that we know it's not even Christmas? I don't know about everyone else, but I don't want to participate anymore. I say we all go back to our rooms, get back to charging mode, and wake up at a more reasonable hour. 12 AM sounds good to me."
"Yeah, I'm going to have to side with Foxy here." Puppet agreed. "I'm ready to go back to my box and get more sleep."
"What? Come on, why not stay?!" Ballora whined dejectedly. "We've got to keep practicing for the big day! This is an important exercise! We can't disappoint Santa and give him more reasons to dislike us!"
"Ballora, quit pestering us. If you keep going with this, I might have to light the tree on fire."
"EXCUSE ME!?"
"Woah, woah, I'm kidding, I'm only kidding! I wouldn't do that!"
"Actually, since we're all here and all that, and we're already up, it would be better to get it over with..." Puppet wondered, suddenly changing his mind. "...and since you're so aggressive over the tree, I doubt you'd let us go back to bed at this rate...fine, I'll do the rest of the drill. What's next?"
"But we could go back to bed, and...oh, forget it. If Puppet's doing it, I guess I'll have to do it too."
"Ah, good. Glad you guys could finally come to your senses." Ballora answered, putting her hands on her hips and grinning. "Now we can properly finish the drill."
"Well, I say we take the tree down!" Bon-Bon yelled, and, quick as a wink, he climbed up the Christmas tree until he was at the very top and began balancing on the golden top hat tree topper.
"No, stop messing with the tree! You're going to shake off the decorations and ruin the look!"
"I don't care about that."
"Well, I do! Get off of it!"
"Nope."
Ballora groaned, looking irked. "You know, I know I got mad at Foxy for bringing up the idea of lighting the tree on fire, but I'm starting to consider lighting it on fire now, so I can get you off of it!"
Bon-Bon shrugged acceptingly. "Alright, then I'll just jump off the tree. Then it'll be ruined."
"...hmm, you've actually got a point there."
"Wait, but he should still jump off the tree!" Puppet demanded, and he held out his arms. "Here, jump into my arms, Bon-Bon! I promise I'll catch you!"
Foxy and Ballora exchanged looks at each other, and then at Puppet.
"That's probably the biggest lie I've heard all day long." Ballora stated truthfully, already aware that Puppet was trying to trick Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon wasn't fooled, either. "I don't need to be caught. I'll just go down the easy way." He climbed down the tree and landed back down onto the ground. "See? Easy."
"Besides, Puppet, we all know you were going to let him fall through your hands and hit the floor." Foxy added. "That's what you were planning to do, isn't it?"
"No, of course not! I'm a faithful guy! I stick to my promises!" Puppet claimed, but Foxy could see the grin twitching on Puppet's face and wasn't fooled by this.
"Puppet, everybody knows what you'd do." Ballora told Puppet. "You were going to act like you'd catch Bon-Bon, pretend to get distracted by something on the ground, and 'accidentally' fail to catch him. See, this is exactly why we need to practice for Christmas day! It'd be a disaster if an incident like this happened on a special holiday meant for friendship and fun!"
"But we would just open gifts, play with what we got, and then go on with our days, right?"
"There's so much more to it than that." Ballora blushed a little. "We also give thanks to each other for the gifts we got. Oh, and...I wasn't planning to tell you guys this yet, but...on Christmas day, I was going to do some extra stuff. Make some cookies and milk, maybe some eggnog too, and then we could have a party. Maybe marathon some Christmas movies or do some caroling by ourselves. Something to make the holiday extra special, you know?"
"Yeah, I figured we'd give thanks and do other things." Puppet inferred. "But I do remember that we got to eat a lot of food on Thanksgiving. Can we do that on Christmas, too?"
"Of course! That was one of the things I was thinking about, actually. We could have a nice Christmas dinner before we have a party and do whatever else."
"Awesome!" Foxy agreed, liking the sound of more food to test his taste receptors with. "Where's the food at?"
"Yeah, where?" Puppet chimed in.
"Woah, it's too early! I haven't made any food yet. This is only a drill, remember?"
"Yep, and just like that, this sucks."
"You know what, though? Here, I'll do it. Thank you, guys. Thanks, Ballora. Thanks, Puppet, Thanks, Bon-Bon. Thanks for being here and hanging out with me. There, I did it. I'm going back to bed now."
"Me too. I want to get some more rest before we actually go along with our normal days and all that." Bon-Bon voiced, nodding along with Foxy's choice.
"What? Aw, man!" Ballora sighed. "I guess I can't you stop you guys, though. The drill's over, then. Everyone go back to bed."
"Alright."
"Got it."
"Sounds like a plan."
Everyone split off, heading their separate ways. Foxy walked across the main room, went back into his own room, and got back inside of his cove, clutching Mr. Wigglesworth in his hands.
Foxy took a seat down on the wooden floor. It wasn't exactly comfortable, but it was good enough for Foxy. He looked at Mr. Wigglesworth, wanting to say some things to him.
Mr. Wigglesworth, I've got some things I need to tell you before we go back to sleep.
Fine by me. What did you want to talk about?
I'm just making sure of things. You're not going to tell anyone else what I've been telling you recently, right?
Can't talk to anyone besides you, anyway, so...sure thing.
Good. Also-
"Don't forget about Christmas." Ballora whispered from nearby, and Foxy looked and saw that she was peeking through the doorway of Foxy's room.
"Hey! I'm trying to go back to deactivation here! Leave me be!" Foxy shooed her away. She left at once.
Okay, back to what we were talking about. Mr. Wigglesworth, I also want to inform you on things. You know what I mean, right?
Right, we've went over this before.
Yes, we have. We're going to take action and get the plan done soon, so we'll both need to know what to do.
"Hey, you can't just make plans like this and not include me! What about my plans?"
No, voice, we're not doing any of your plans. I've already told you, you're just trying to-
"Don't forget to not go into your room, Foxy." Puppet whispered, leaning through the doorway of the room as well.
"Alright, I get the message!" Foxy yelled irritably. "I can't go in there, it's not done, yada yada, I understand! Buzz off!" Puppet left the room too.
Well, enough about the plans. Foxy thought. Ready, Mr. Wigglesworth? It's time we went back to sleep. We can have some awesome dreams and continue our talks later on.
Right, let's get some rest. We need plenty of it-
"Don't forget to cover up Mr. Wigglesworth." Bon-Bon said, peeking into the room from the same doorway.
"Say what?" Foxy stuttered.
"Cover him up with a blanket. You want him to be warm, don't you?"
"Oh. Thanks for reminding me, I guess."
"Bye." Bon-Bon left too.
Well, at least he's being helpful. Foxy thought. Can't say the same for the others. Anyways, let's get some rest.
Foxy placed Mr. Wigglesworth on the floor next to him. Foxy then opened his chest cavity, reaching in and pulling out a small blanket (which he had found in the break room) and put it over the stuffed bear, covering him up. It wasn't much, but it did the job.
Foxy then adjusted himself slightly, prepared himself, and then instructed his systems to turn himself off. He could feel himself deactivating once more...
"Come on, Foxy, it's not good for you to hesitate."
It was the room again, from the same exact dream, with the same exact shadow figure working at the table. It was talking to Foxy with it's back turned as usual, but it wasn't ripping parts off right then. It was more focused on Foxy than anything else.
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered.
"You heard me, Foxy. Get them when the opportunity is right. Get each and every one of them."
"I mean, yes, yes, I can do stuff like that...except, I don't understand what you mean. What's 'them'?"
"I cannot tell you that. You'll understand if you search among other aspects. Now then...I was just giving you one more reminder. You should go back to your regular dreams now. Oh...and, one more thing...he still wants to come back, you know."
"He? Can I even get an answer on that?"
"You're catching on, aren't you? No, I will not answer. But I think you might know who I mean. I am just telling you...he still has the desire of returning. He will not stop until he gets what he wants. That's all. Now, I must get back to work. Sweet dreams, Foxy."
And as the figure began to raise another endo part, Foxy could feel the room getting darker and darker. He was returning back to the normal dreams, like how it usually was, and he closed his eyes as he went into his proper dreamland...
Chapter 60: A Day for Fun and Games 2
Summary:
Puppet challenges Foxy to a game of words.
Chapter Text
"-so, yeah, that's pretty much all of the stuff that's been happening around the pizzeria as of late. I may have left out a few details, but that's pretty much the gist of it, with a little context. I thought it'd be a good time to tell you everything that's been going on, since you've been out of touch with current events for a while. Also, everyone else is away right now, doing their own things, so since I don't have anyone else to talk to right now, I thought it'd be a good idea to fill you in."
"Oh, I think I get it. So what you're saying is that pretty much nothing has changed all that much, except now, everything's a bit more festive?"
"Well, that's probably the simplest way you could put it, yeah. There have been a few other things, such as the voice in my head acting all weird and saying suspicious stuff, as well as us having to consistently deal with Dinah and his problems with making pizza. Besides that, though, your summary was pretty accurate."
Foxy was currently spending the day talking to Garbage. The fox had sat himself down right by the trash chute and had been spending his time informing Garbage on everything that had happened with him and his friends recently. He had, of course, glossed over many details to save time, but he had given a good enough explanation to give Garbage a somewhat thorough knowledge of recent events.
"Huh...I was expecting your guys' lives to be interesting every day, but I won't lie, that sounds lame." Garbage stated opinionatedly.
"Yeah, no joke, I agree with you on that one." Foxy responded, feeling that Garbage was right to call the recent events 'lame'. They weren't exactly boring, but it wasn't the most exciting thing in the world. "Nothing too interesting has happened as of late; it's mostly just been us going about our daily business. So, that's all I have to say. Out of sheer interest, how have you been? Anything going on with you as of late?"
"Eh, nothing much. It's been just as uninteresting down here. I've just been, you know...moving garbage piles here and there...sleeping the days away...eating and drinking whatever I can find...reading books I can find in the garbage...basically, the usual everyday routine for me."
"You've been moving things around? Does it look any nicer down there, now that you've been doing that?"
"Nope. It's just garbage piles after garbage piles. No matter how much I move it, it still looks and smells bad. I've even tried to shape it into stuff, but that never works."
"Shape it into stuff? What's the point of that?"
"Well, what else I am supposed to do down here? There's hardly anything for entertainment. You guys never bothered to drop down a board game or something like that. It gets boring fast in here."
"Oh, uh...I understand, I guess-"
"No, I don't think you understand at all what I feel like." Garbage interrupted, sounding very sour, and at the same time, saddened. "You've got everything you need. Cool friends, a spacious place to yourself, a bounce house, games, good food...everything! But me? I'm always down here all alone, with nothing to keep myself occupied, forced to search through smelly piles of trash just to get a mediocre bite to eat. You'll never know how much it sucks to be me..."
Foxy paused. He did sympathize with Garbage a little. After all, the former security guard was right: the animatronics had everything they needed, while he had the bare minimum. They had the freedom to whatever, but he could only do what was available in the sewer. His life certainly did suck.
But at the same time, Foxy didn't want to give up on having a pet security guard, and he didn't want to risk anything that would let him escape. He also knew that everyone else would revolt if he even tried to be more lenient to Garbage.
Despite this, Foxy decided that maybe he would give something to Garbage.
"Okay, you're right, but I'm afraid we can't let you go." Foxy finally answered. "However, for Christmas, I might be able to find another human to push down there so you can have a friend with you."
"...that sounds alright. As much as it sucks to not be able to go back to my old friends and family...it would be nice to have someone to talk to besides myself and you guys."
"Well, you can go dwell on things on your own. I'm going to go and find something else to do today. Peace out."
"Alright then. See you another time."
"Bye!"
Foxy closed up the garbage chute, blocking out Garbage's voice, and he decided to leave the kitchen by himself. He glanced briefly at Dinah, who was busy at the oven and was paying Foxy no attention. Then, Foxy left the room quietly, heading back into the main room.
He looked around at the room, decorated in its entirety, and looking festive in all it did. Just yesterday, he had been here with Ballora, Puppet, and Bon-Bon, where they had been fooled into thinking it was Christmas only to find out that Ballora was only doing a drill.
Today, the entire room was empty. Puppet, Freddy, Ballora, Bon-Bon, Baby...none of his friends were here today. He was all by himself. Foxy thought back on Garbage, who had said how Foxy had 'cool friends', but right now, all of his friends were not there to greet him, or to play games with him.
Foxy assumed that everyone was off doing their own things today. He didn't know what, and he didn't know how long they'd be gone, but he did know that they must have all decided to spend today by themselves. Foxy found this situation to not be too good, as days where most of his friends were too preoccupied to hang out had never yet turned out to be very fun or exciting for him.
Huh. It looks like nobody's around. Foxy thought in disappointment. Well, looks like today won't be a very interesting day. I might as well head back to my cove and sleep the day away.
"Hey! Foxy! I'm here to challenge you!" A voice called.
"Wha-?" Foxy stuttered, looking over and seeing that Puppet was coming out of his room. "Oh, Puppet! I didn't know you were still around. Where'd you even come from?"
"I was over in your room, looking for you!" Puppet replied, narrowing his eyes. "But I couldn't even find you!"
"Well, of course not. You should've gotten the message pretty quickly, seeing as how my room is smaller than everybody else's. See, look." Foxy led Puppet across the main room and into Foxy's own room. It looked the same as it always did, with the curtains of Foxy's cove ajar, having been opened some time earlier, when Foxy had woken up for the day. "See, look. It's not as big as your room or Ballora's room. You could've peeked into the room and you'd know that I wasn't there."
"I even checked every corner of the room, though. In that corner, and that corner, and even that third corner. And I never check the third corner."
"Maybe next time, you should check more than just the corners. You'll probably find me in my cove most of the time, seeing as I'm there a lot."
Puppet gasped, and then nodded. "I'm writing this down in my notes." He took out a small notebook and a pen and quickly scribbled something down on it, then put it away.
"Notes?" Foxy asked, curious.
"Eh, nothing important. I just like to take notes of things I want to remember. Anyway, as I was saying, I'm here to challenge you, Foxy."
Foxy shrugged. "Okay, sure. I've got nothing better to do today. What did you have in mind?"
"I challenge you to an epic, super insane...dance-off."
"...wait, what?"
"Yeah, a dance-off. I challenge you to that."
"Uh, Puppet, not to burst your bubble, but we already had a dance-off recently."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah, hate to break it to you, but we've already done dance-offs several times. And lost at them, too. Kind of getting old now."
Puppet looked around confusedly. "Who's talking? Is Bon-Bon here or something? I swear I heard a high-pitched voice."
"No, that was the voice that's in my head, chiming in as usual." Foxy corrected, groaning. "Wish it would stop."
"Oh, that's right, you do have a voice in your head. I sometimes completely forget that you have that."
"Excuse me?! No! I won't stand for this! You already forgot about me once, and once is enough! Don't you ever forget about me again!"
For some reason, Puppet looked very uncomfortable. "Um...Foxy, you should probably be keeping that thing on a leash. I don't like it."
"I mean, I've been trying to, but there's not much I can do." Foxy replied, shaking his head. "Sometimes I can push it back to the corners of my mind, where it can't speak, but ever since it took over my body that one time, it seems to be getting a lot better at being able to talk through me. Is it a he or a she? Eh, I'll call it a she for now."
"You'd better. Once things fall into place, though, the circumstances will be very different..."
Foxy stared blankly for a second. "Um...okay, then. Good for you."
"Well, since we've already done a dance-off too recently to do it again, I'll have to challenge you to the second-best thing. Ready to hear this?"
"Uh-huh, lay it on me."
"Alright. I, Puppet, challenge you, Foxy, to a last-person-standing singing competition."
Foxy shook his head. "Nope, we've already done that, too. It has a been a while since we've done karaoke, yes, but since the karaoke room has been closed off and everything, we don't really have a dedicated room to sing anymore."
Puppet snapped his spindly fingers frustratedly. "Dang it, you're right!"
"Also, I won that time, so that's that."
"Wait, did you win that time?"
"I think so."
"Are you sure? Could've sworn that Freddy won."
"No, no, it was, uh, definitely me."
"Hmm...alright, I know one game that we haven't done for sure!"
"And what would that be?"
"I challenge you...to a shoelace-tying competition!"
Foxy let out a laugh. "While that is a game we haven't done before, we still can't do it. Puppet, neither of us wear shoes with laces. In fact, we don't wear shoes to begin with."
"Yeah, okay, you're right. Hmm...how about a sweater-knitting competition, then?"
"Uh, another problem here. I have zero idea how to knit a sweater. Besides, knitting sweaters for fun isn't my kind of thing."
Puppet shrugged. "Fair enough. I have another idea that I think can work for sure."
"Okay, what is it this time?"
"How about...a hibernation challenge?"
"Hibernation?! That sounds kind of boring for an epic challenge. And I know what you're thinking, and I'll say it right now: I am NOT a bear. I don't care for that joke and I don't want you to continue it."
"But...you have a big tail and similar ears to a bear, though!"
"Puppet, you have it backwards. See my tail?" Foxy held his tail into view. "It's long, unlike bear animatronics, who don't even have tails at all. And my ears are more of an oval shape than the circular shape of bear animatronics' ears. And, worse yet, I think you already know that and you're just acting like this to mess with me. Quit it, Puppet."
"Alright, alright, sorry. You know who is in hibernation, though? Freddy. I swear, I keep hearing him snoring from the roof above his closet."
"Wait, is he? I mean, I was thinking so, too, but I didn't know you already knew that."
"Didn't I mention it to you before, though?"
"Probably, but I probably also missed it. It's kind of hard for me to pay attention to half the things you say, since when we usually talk, Bon-Bon's always there yelling loudly, running around in circles...basically, being annoying, like he sometimes can be."
"Just my suggestion, but I really think you should put a bell on him, like people do with cats. You have yet to even do that!"
"Oh, yeah, I should've done that already. Keep forgetting it, though. Sorry."
"If you were sorry, you wouldn't have forgotten to do it in the first place."
Foxy put a hand to his face and shook his head. Puppet could really be a bit much sometimes, just like everyone else he knew, including himself.
"Anyway, back to the game ideas." Puppet continued on, changing the topic. "I just came up with another idea, one that's pretty simple, but challenging enough to be a good pick. All the cool people do this."
"What is it this time?" Foxy asked.
"I challenge you to an improv competition."
"Uh, sounds fine, but how on earth is that going to work?"
"Well, firstly, we're doing this without preparing. Just, on the spot, you know. Secondly, we're going to be figuring out who has the greater experience with intellectual thought. Basically, who has the better mind power."
"So then I'm going to win?" Foxy said, knowing that he knew quite a bit and would be a good challenge when trying to compare intellects.
"No, not exactly. I'm not too shabby myself, so I can put up a good fight." Puppet countered confidently. "Alright, so for the first round, we need to come up with a sentence, and then continue it by going back and forth, saying one word to add on to the sentence. And the sentence has to make sense, alright? No spouting random gibberish."
"Okay, I think I can do all that. Guess you can go first, then, since you seem to know what you're doing?"
"Alright, ready?"
"Yeah, let's go."
Puppet cleared his mechanical throat (somehow) and began. "The-"
"-cat-" Foxy added on, trying to keep pace by using the first word that popped into his head. Now that he had boasted about his prowess at these games, he wasn't about to lose and make himself look like a dummy.
"-went-"
"-on-"
"-a-"
"-walk-"
"-to-"
"-the-"
"-neighbor's-"
"-house."
"Alright, good first sentence. You've definitely got some skill."
Foxy laughed in a manner as if he was bragging. "Heh, told you I'm good."
"Then I guess we're tied, one to one, for this first round. On to round two!"
"Can I have my turn to start it this time?"
"Yeah, go ahead."
"Freddy-"
"-went-"
"-to-"
"-a-"
"-circus-"
"-because-"
"-he-"
"-wanted-"
"-a-"
"-new-"
"-elephant!"
Puppet narrowed his eyes skeptically at the sentence finisher Foxy had used. "Eh...Foxy, you're kind of teetering on the line between sense and nonsense with that word..."
"What, you wouldn't want an elephant yourself?! I mean, they do have elephants at a circus, you know!"
"Hmm...well, owning an exotic pet like an elephant is legal or illegal depending on the U.S. state the owner lives in...but yeah, I guess that one works. I'll give you a point for that."
"Hah, yeah! What a win!"
"Alright, on to round three. If you win this one, Foxy, you win the entire game."
"Oh ho, that quickly, huh? Well then, lay it on me! I'm ready for this!"
"You got it. I'll start off this time. Pizza-"
"-is-"
"-the-"
"-BEST-"
"-thing-"
"-ever-"
"-because-"
"-umm...uh...err...augh, I can't think of anything! I didn't expect to have to give a reason!"
"Whoa, so you're saying that pizza isn't the best thing ever?" Puppet repeated in surprise. "Wow, and you said you liked it! I'm going to go tell Dinah." Puppet ran off into the main room.
"No, wait, hold on!" Foxy called, running after Puppet, who turned around and looked back at Foxy as they came into and stopped in the middle of the main room. "You're misunderstanding why I couldn't follow up! Besides, you'd better not disturb Dinah right now. Last I checked, he's busy at the oven. Best not to disturb him in case he's finally making pizza."
"Aw, alright then. So...DO you think that pizza isn't the best thing ever?"
"No, no, I do! I mean, saying it's the best might be pushing it, but I do love pizza!"
"Then why couldn't you continue the sentence and give a reason why it's the best?"
"I don't know, I was just caught off-guard! I didn't expect you to continue the sentence after I said 'ever'!"
"Well, then that means I get a point too, meaning we have to continue on to round four. Winner take all. Want to start it off?"
"Yeah, I guess I can give this another try."
"Okay, then let's do this."
"Let's see..." Foxy racked his brains, trying to think of a good word to start the sentence. His mind flicked between word after word, trying to settle on one that Foxy felt would be good enough to grab him the win. Finally, he made up his mind. "Okay, I got it. We-"
"-are-"
"-the-"
"-best-"
"-animatronics-"
"-ever-"
"-created-"
"-so-"
"-then-"
"-do-"
"-I-"
"-clearly-"
"-see-"
"-the-"
"-blackness-"
"-in-"
"-my-"
"-soul?"
"Yeah, alright! We finished the sentence." Foxy concluded, grinning. "Wait...blackness in someone's soul?"
"Hmm...good question." Puppet replied suspiciously. "Which of us does that sentence mean to point out? You, or me?"
"Uh...maybe, both of us? We both probably have pretty black souls, since we...um...murder...a lot..."
"What? No, your soul definitely has to be darker than mine!"
"Ehh...don't count on that. Anyway, I think we just tied again, so let's have a fifth round. You go first."
"Okay, then here we go. I-"
"-love-"
Puppet paused for a small amount of time. "-Baby-"
"-because-"
"-she-" Puppet said, his voice starting to shake.
"-is-"
"-the-"
"-best-"
"-gamer-"
"-ever!"
Puppet laughed out loud, clutching his side. "Oh man, this was a close one."
"Oh, but that wasn't a confession right there, was it, Puppet?" Foxy teased.
"Well, if you think that, then maybe you should share some of the dark parts of your own soul with me!"
"Maybe you should!"
"I think we should just continue with another round, since we tied again."
"Sure, sure."
"Alright, then, we've had too many ties so far. This is where the safety shoes come right off, Foxy!"
"You're not even wearing any shoes, though!"
"Exactly, Foxy! I wasn't safe in this game to begin with! And you're not wearing shoes, so neither were you!"
"Great, then we know it's the real deal."
"Ready, then?"
"Yep."
"Then, here we go. Final round, whoever wins, wins. The-"
"-cat-"
"-went-"
"-out-"
"-into-"
"-the-"
"-snow-"
"-to-"
"-get-"
"-her-"
"-tuna-"
"-can-"
"-in-"
"-the-"
"-freezing-"
"-cold-"
Foxy kept trying to follow up with the first word that came to mind. So far, this sentence was getting plenty long, but he wasn't ready to admit defeat. He would win, he would win in great victory, and he'd show Puppet up.
"-and-" Puppet continued.
"-her-" Foxy added.
"-sweater-"
"-wasn't-"
"-on-"
"-but-"
"-she-"
"-didn't-"
"-care-"
"-that-"
"-she-"
"-was-"
"-cold-"
"-and-"
"-she-"
"-ran-"
"-into-"
"-the-"
"-car-"
"-with-"
"-her-"
"-tricycle-" Foxy used this word, which for some odd reason, was the word that came to mind. He decided to ignore the debatable possibility of a cat riding a tricycle and just say it anyway.
Puppet looked a bit skeptical, but thankfully, he went with it. "-and-"
"-the-"
"-police-"
"-exploded."
Puppet looked around at the room for one wild moment, and then asked: "Who won that one?"
Foxy let out a laugh. "Actually, I think neither of us did. A cat with a tricycle causing the police to explode doesn't even make any sense."
"Then...how about we say that you won, but you also cheated, so that way we can balance it out?"
"Sure thing. Ha, then I won! Bet you didn't expect me to use the word explosion. It's usually too random to risk using."
"So...what was that thing you were saying about your soul? You should elaborate on that."
"I don't know, Puppet...I may have an answer. But then, what was that thing about Baby? Care to explain the context of that?"
Puppet narrowed his eyes. "Well, I don't know, myself. I thought we were just playing around with the game and having fun."
"Yeah, and we were, but why pick her, specifically?"
"If I answer that, then tell me: why'd you try to bring up your soul?"
"First, you tell me why you picked Baby."
"Foxy, why are you trying to ask all these questions?"
"I dunno, tell me why you are."
Puppet paused, then shrugged indifferently. "You know, this got a bit weird. No idea where we're meant to go from here. Do we go back to our rooms, or play another game? What do you feel up to?"
Foxy grinned. "Let's do one more challenge, since I don't feel ready to quit yet. Is it gonna be the same thing, or something different?"
"Hmm...I say we go with the same thing, but we add a new rule to make this more interesting. What do you think?"
"That depends. What's the rule you wanted to add?"
"...I don't know, actually. Have you got one?"
"I do have one in mind. Let's make it so that you can't repeat a word once you've said it. You've got to come up with something new, or it's an automatic loss. However, let's just make 'the' the exception to this, since we kind of will need it in order for the sentence to make sense. Everything else can only be mentioned once."
Puppet nodded in agreement. "Alright, I think I've got that. Let's get ready."
They both took some breaths in (which amounted to simply using something similar to a vacuum, to suck in air, similar to how humans did), and then they decided to get started.
"Should I go first?" Foxy asked, wanting to see if he could start the sentence with something advantageous.
"Yeah, since you came up with the rule, you get to start this one." Puppet agreed fairly.
"Great! Let's see...Howard-"
"-went-"
"-out-"
"-in-"
"-the freezing-"
"Wait, but that's two words."
"It is? Oop, yeah, it is. My bad."
"You know what, though? I'm feeling generous, so I'll let you have a re-do. Just one, though."
"Thanks. Sorry, just made a bit of typo there. Anyway...Elves-"
"-are-"
"-every-"
"-where-"
"-BUT-"
"-in-"
"-the-"
"-vents-"
"-if-"
"-it's-"
"-Puppet, I said 'if'."
"And I said 'it's'. It works."
"Does that make sense? Hmm...okay, yeah, actually, it does. Once again, my bad. Just making sure."
"Don't worry, common mistake."
"Let's continue. If it's hot-"
"-out-"
"-then-"
Puppet was shuddering, trying to think of a word. "-t-they-"
"-run-"
"-e-elsewhere-"
"-to-"
Puppet paused, this time for a longer period, trying to conceal a grin as he tried to concentrate on finding a word. "-house!"
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "But that doesn't make any sense. There should be a word before the word 'house'!"
Puppet, still trying to conceal a grin, sighed as if holding back a breath. "Okay, you win."
Foxy laughed. "Ha, there we go! A win for real this time! If only you had said something before we said house, you could've kept it going!"
"You took all the good words, though! I couldn't think of a good sentence follow-up!"
"Hah, then that means I really do win."
"My goodness, that was hard. I didn't think it'd be that tough."
"Well, you could've used 'the' though, remember? That was the one word we agreed could be used over and over."
Puppet began to walk around in circles, putting his hands over his head as if he was stressed out. "I thought we already used it too excessively!"
"No, we didn't! At least not in that sentence. If I can recall, we used it...once, I think?"
"Once? Geez, that stinks. Game over for me, then."
"Hue hue hue!" Foxy laughed, and his mind started to shift into being childish as he held his hand up towards the ceiling and grinned like a flamboyant superhero. In that moment, he felt truly accomplished, despite that it had only been a small game played to break the ice. "See my skills, Puppet? With all that, you can just call me Foxy, the wordsmith!"
"Yeah, I agree with that title if you're this good at this game. I will admit, my CPU hurt a little from that."
"See? That just goes to show the caliber we were at. No need to thank me for giving you a good challenge."
Puppet shifted his attention elsewhere, looking around at the room, which was still so thoroughly decorated. It looked the same as it always did, yet Foxy noticed that Puppet always seemed to twitch in agitation whenever he took the time to fully observe it. Foxy wasn't surprised to see this kind of behavior; only Puppet ever found anything to complain about the way the decorations looked. Everybody else either really liked them, or decided to begrudgingly accept it.
"I will say...that game made my head hurt..." Puppet began, as his blank eyes stared around at the main room. "...but these decorations make my head hurt even more..."
Foxy patted Puppet's shoulder, smiling in a caring manner. "Yeah, today's been a bit much, huh? Want me to walk you back to your room?"
Puppet nodded slowly, facing the ground a little bit as he looked tiredly towards it. "Yeah, okay. I could use the company, I guess..."
And they decided to head back together, with Foxy leading the way.
"Hey, Foxy, have you ever had typos with reading or speaking before?" Puppet asked calmly.
Foxy nodded honestly. "Yeah, I have run into that on occasion. Like, over there, for example." Foxy pointed at one of the UNDER CONSTRUCTION signs nailed to one of the doors in the small hallway, just as they were passing by it. "See that sign? Sometimes, if I read it too quickly and too sloppily, I end up reading it as 'construction under' before I start to make sense of myself."
Puppet chuckled in good humor. "Woah, sounds silly."
"I know, right? Gotta remember to not read so fast."
"Hey, I've got another question." Puppet asked, eyeing the restrooms as they passed by them and entered the auditorium through the big hallway. "Have you ever tried to use the girl's bathroom instead of the boy's?"
Foxy shifted uncomfortably, the answer to that question being something that was a little too personal for him to say openly. "I...uh...don't really want to talk about that."
Puppet just chuckled again, but he didn't ask Foxy any more questions about the matter as he and Foxy approached Puppet's box. "Well, we're here. Thanks for the escort, buddy."
Foxy grinned again. "No problem. We're friends, aren't we?"
"Yep, definitely. I know things happen sometimes, but just know that we're cool, alright? Anyways, I think I'll go and relax in my box for a bit." Puppet climbed up onto his box.
Foxy nodded appreciatively. "You do you. Have a great day, Puppet! Oh, and by the way...if you see Bon-Bon anywhere, tell him that I've been looking for him and that I want to see him."
"I mean, I guess I could do that, but Bon-Bon's not down in my box right now, thankfully. Trust me, if he was, we would've heard him messing around down there."
"Usually we would, but I recommend you keep an eye out. He's pretty small, so he can be easy to miss. Make sure to check your bathroom, he might be hiding out in there."
Puppet gasped. "You're right! He could be hiding in a cupboard again. I'll go check now! See you later, Foxy!" Puppet disappeared inside his box, leaving Foxy's sight.
Foxy grimaced, a little afraid of the possibility of Bon-Bon actually being down there. Uh oh...hopefully Bon-Bon actually isn't down there, or we might have quite the mess to clean up. As he thought about this, he left the room to head back to his own room.
As Foxy headed into his cove, drawing the curtains open so he could head inside, the voice spoke up again.
"What, Foxy, do you want me to cheer you and then you'll agree? Fine. Go, Foxy! Go, Foxy!"
Foxy frowned a little unhappily. Uh...thanks, I guess.
"Are you appeased now? Good. Now, how about you help me out and give me those parts I told you I needed?"
Excuse me, this isn't the time! I'm not about to start helping you again, voice!
"Hmph, then I think you know what that means for you."
What could you be implying by that? You're not about to actually shut up, are you?
"Heh, nope. You'd have to be gullible to think that."
Foxy let out a deep, drawn-out sigh in his thoughts that only he and the voice could hear.
He just couldn't catch a break when it came to this annoying little voice...
Chapter 61: The Jumpscare-Fest
Summary:
Foxy and Puppet decide to practice their scaring skills and see how well they can do.
Chapter Text
This was it. It was time to get the jump on him.
Foxy snuck down the big hallway, his claws out, his mind prepared, and he was ready to spring into action at any moment. He knew right where his target was, and how he'd get the target. All he had to do was sneak up and surprise him.
Foxy could hear his target calling his name from nearby. The target was looking for him, searching for him, trying to find his presence...but Foxy knew it was up to him to make sure he found the target before the target found him. The more unexpected, the better.
He reached the doorway to the small hallway and went through it, going down said hallway right towards the main room, making sure to keep quiet so the target wouldn't be able to hear him coming. When it came to stealth, the animatronics knew how to be noiseless, and they utilized it when it was needed.
As Foxy entered the main room, he could finally get a proper view of the target. The target's back was turned, looking the other way, and not expecting an attack from behind. Perfect. That was all Foxy needed. The target was calling his name at the moment, wondering where Foxy could've gone. He was unaware at the moment, but if he turned around, then Foxy would be toast.
So he wasted no time. He crept up to the target as fast as he could, and making sure to stay noiseless at the same time. Now he was close to the target, being just close enough to be able to touch them. Finally, he was in the perfect position. Time to strike.
And then he struck. He grabbed the target's shoulder and whipped them around so they faced him. The target's eyes widened, and they were already opening their mouth to scream, but it was already too late for them. Foxy tapped into his inner systems and forced his faceplates open, revealing the endoskeleton face within as he raised his arms and let out the most inhuman, monstrous scream his voicebox could manage.
"Augh!" Puppet yelped as he jumped back in surprise.
"Ha! Got you, Puppet!" Foxy laughed triumphantly, his scare paying off just the way he had hoped. "Didn't expect me to scare you straight, did you?"
"No, I definitely did not. Goodness, Foxy, you almost made me jump out of my skin. And by my skin, I mean my suit."
Foxy grinned in pleasure. He had snuck on Puppet and scared him as a prank, just as he had planned to. The fox had been roaming the halls minutes earlier, contemplating what he was meant to do on that day, when he had heard Puppet calling for him, wanting to see him. Although Foxy knew he could have just walked up normally and said hello, which was what he usually did, today he felt different. He had been in the mood to hone his jumpscaring skills and try them out on unsuspecting people today, and he also wanted to pull a grand trick on Puppet at the same time. Needless to say, he had succeeded in both of these areas, as he had managed to score a near-perfect surprise jumpscare on Puppet. As far as Foxy was concerned, that was a win.
"Yeah, bet you were confused." Foxy taunted in a mischievous way. "You're so used to me coming up to you normally that you had no idea that I planned to scare you. Don't you see how effective I was? You didn't hear or see me coming! I'm telling you, Puppet, I'm the best at scaring out of everyone in this place."
"No, you've got it wrong! I wasn't scared at all!" Puppet denied. "You just surprised me, is all."
"Then why'd you jump back so far when I jumped out at you?"
"Er...reflexes! Yes, it was definitely just muscle memory. I'm used to jumping back a far distance when people sneak up on me like that."
"Puppet, you and I both know that's not true. You were definitely a bit more than surprised."
"...okay, I was...maybe. But I think I could've done it better."
"Is that a challenge I hear? Fine, then, bring it on! We'll see who can scare better!"
"Then you go hide, and I'll wait for you to find me."
"Uh, actually, it's the other way around. You go and hide, and I count to ten and then come find you. However, it doesn't have to be me that gets you. If you can scare me before I scare you, you get the win instead. Basically, think of it like a scarier version of hide-and-seek."
Puppet blinked, but looked otherwise unfazed. "Fine, then, that's how it'll work. I'm going to go hide. You turn around and start counting."
"Okay, I'll do that." Foxy turned around and closed his eyes as he began to count out loud. From behind him, he could hear Puppet as the marionette ran off, his footsteps getting farther away by the second. Foxy, wanting to be fair, did not look around, but continued counting.
However, he didn't want to be entirely fair. Right as he got to four...
Okay, I'm going to come and get him now. Foxy decided, and he grinned at this strategy. Puppet would have called it cheating had he been there, but Foxy considered it deception tactics. After all, part of catching a victim and scaring them was to catch them off-guard, and Foxy would certainly be doing so if he started looking for Puppet several seconds earlier than he was meant to. After all, he didn't want to be predictable.
He turned around, and of course, he didn't see Puppet anywhere. This, he had expected. He knew Puppet would want to get as far away as possible. Foxy thought back to the way he had heard Puppet run off, and he deduced that the marionette had ran down the small hallway and onwards to somewhere beyond that point.
And so, Foxy started to head down the small hallway to look for Puppet.
Foxy took a look inside Ballora's room. The doors had been left ajar, so Foxy invited himself in to see if Puppet had went in there. Puppet wasn't anywhere in sight, and neither was Ballora, but Foxy did see Reggie standing on the stage in his usual spot, being silent.
"Hey, Reggie." Foxy greeted.
"Oh. Hello, Foxy." Reggie greeted a little quietly. "Need something?"
"Don't mind me, just looking for Puppet. Did you see him run in here, by any chance."
"No, nothing of that sort. If you're wondering why the doors were open, well...Ballora ran off to go and do something, and she didn't bother to close the doors as she left. She told me that I'm not supposed to move from this position while she's gone, so I can't close the doors."
Foxy shrugged. "Sounds like her. Did she say what she was going to do?"
"Er, sort of? She kind of yelled it as she was leaving. Something about going to hang out with someone."
"Hanging out with someone? Probably Baby, I'm guessing. Well, if you haven't seen Puppet, and he isn't in here, then that's fine. Thanks for the help, Reggie. I'll see you later."
"Um, okay. Bye."
Foxy turned around and headed for the doors to leave, but just as he reached them...
"BOO!" Puppet yelled, jumping out from behind the doorframe.
"GAAH!" Foxy exclaimed, leaping back. "Oh, come on! That was a cheap scare!"
"Should've been prepared for that, Foxy!" Puppet taunted, wagging a finger. "Are you scared now?"
"Uh...nope, definitely not! That scare was okay, but you need to do a lot better if you really want to strike fear into your victims. Now, it's my turn to hide. You face the wall and start counting."
"Alright, go on."
They headed into the big hallway, and Puppet turned and faced the wall, starting the process of counting down from 10. Foxy, snickering in a way where Puppet could not hear him, went down the big hallway until he arrived at the area of the hall where the bathrooms were. He then snuck into the girl's bathroom, hid in the doorway, and waited.
He knew very well that he wasn't allowed to be in here, and that if he was caught, he'd be yelled at, but he didn't care. Animatronics never cared about where they had to hide in order to scare victims; Foxy knew that very well. As long as he got the jump on Puppet, a few minutes in the girl's restroom would be worth it.
Finally, Foxy heard Puppet finish counting, and he snickered again.
He won't expect me to be hiding here. Foxy thought mirthfully. I've got the element of surprise on my side again...
Foxy heard Puppet's footsteps coming closer, and then Puppet came over to where the bathrooms were. He hadn't noticed Foxy hiding in the doorway yet.
"Let's see..." Foxy heard Puppet whisper. "He couldn't have gone in my box, could he? Or maybe..." Puppet looked at the boy's bathroom, just across the hall from the girl's. "Maybe he went and hid in the bathroom..."
It was at this point that Foxy stopped listening to what Puppet was saying. He had found the perfect opportunity to strike, because Puppet's back was completely turned from Foxy. Foxy knew that turning your back on an animatronic was the worst thing anyone could do, as it left them completely vulnerable to attack. This was his chance to get the perfect scare.
Foxy ran out of the bathroom doorway and did the same thing he had done last time he had scared Puppet: he grabbed Puppet's shoulder hard, whipping him around so they were facing each other and letting out his deafening scream.
"Augh!" Puppet yelled, jumping back with fright. "Wait...hey!"
"Hah, I got you again! That's twice in a row!" Foxy boasted.
"Aw, man! Wait, you weren't in the girls' bathroom, were you? Come on, that's not fair! You knew I wouldn't try to check in there!"
"Exactly, so that's why I hid in there. You want to pick the right place to hide before you scare the victim, you know. The more unexpected it is, the better. Now you know, Puppet! Aren't I a great teacher?"
Puppet sighed. "You don't have to rub it in, you know."
"Just saying."
"Then we're going to have to go again! You face the wall and count, I'll go and hide!"
"Alright, alright, I'm doing it." Foxy faced the nearest wall, not looking anywhere else, and began to count down like he had last time. He heard Puppet's footsteps trailing off, too. Eventually, Foxy finished counting, and he turned and faced the rest of the hallway. Puppet was nowhere in sight.
Okay, let's take a look around. He won't get the jump on me this time. Foxy thought, determined to win this for a third time. Foxy proceeded over to the doorway to the auditorium, which was nearby, but he didn't see anyone when he peeked inside. Unsure of what to do next, Foxy made a plan: he would check the areas closest to him first. Foxy turned and went over to the bathroom doorways, which were the nearest to him, and looked at the boy's bathroom. He would look in there to begin with.
Foxy took a step forward, but before he could get any closer, he heard a noise behind him: "RAAH!"
"Huh?" Foxy said, and he turned around lazily and saw Puppet standing behind him. "Oh, it's you, Puppet." Foxy smiled. "Looks like you didn't get me this time."
Puppet stamped his feet impatiently. "Drat!"
"Hey, by the way...where were you hiding?"
"...the girl's bathroom. Since it worked for you, I thought it would work for me."
Foxy shook his head. "Doesn't work like that, Puppet. Animatronics have to be unpredictable with their scares. Attacking the same way gets less and less effective every time, you see, and that's something you should know. A lot of animatronics tend to forget to take other routes and keep trying to scare the same way, but the truth is that you need to mix it up to keep your opponent on their toes."
"Good tips, I guess."
"Thanks. Would you like a second go at this?"
"Yeah, that attempt was pretty weak, so I'm going to take another shot at this. You count again."
Foxy nodded and turned to face the wall again, once again counting down from ten. When he turned around, Puppet was gone from the hall again. Foxy, wanting to see if he could still win, set off to find Puppet.
Several minutes passed after this. Foxy came over to the entrance to the small hallway, having been in the main room: he had made the mistake of checking the main room to see if Puppet had decided to run over there, but he hadn't found Puppet anywhere over in the area he checked. And, after some thought, this made sense to him; Foxy had not counted for very long, so Puppet would not have been able to get very far from the position he had been in before Foxy had started counting again.
But as Foxy approached the small hallway, he saw it: Puppet was standing dead ahead at the center of the big hallway, which Foxy could see from the other side of the small hallway. Puppet was looking around the hall, peering left, then right, then back again, keeping an eye out for Foxy. And, luckily enough for Foxy, he was not looking in Foxy's direction.
Foxy couldn't even conceal his grin. Once again, opportunity was knocking, and it was the courtesy of a master-class animatronic to answer...Foxy considered himself master-class, anyway. He was good at scaring, at least, so that was something.
This time, Foxy decided to approach differently. Instead of sneaking up towards Puppet, he decided to take more of a brute-force approach and see if he could run up to Puppet at full speed and still manage to scare him with the same effect as before.
So Foxy ran, going at top speed as he went down the small hall, right up to Puppet, and leaped at Puppet, making his same terrifying screaming noise again. Puppet, predictably, jumped back from Foxy, and then looked quite peeved.
"Hey, wasn't it supposed to be my turn?!" Puppet asked.
"I know it was, but aren't you forgetting what I said?" Foxy replied in a triumphant tone. "We can both scare each other during every round! It just depends on who gets there first- and in this situation, that was me!"
"I still say that's cheating."
"It isn't."
"It is."
"It isn't."
"It is."
"It isn't."
"It is!"
"Okay, okay, we're not going to get anywhere if we keep arguing! Here, how about this: I'll give you another chance to prove yourself. Let's do one more round where I count, and we'll see if you can get me this time."
"Fine! But if you try to cheat again, I might have to take some drastic measures against you!"
"It wasn't cheating, alright? I just scared you."
"Then...how about you don't try to scare me this time?"
"Sure, sure, I'll give you an easy round. I won't try to scare you this time; it'll all be up to you."
"Promise?"
"I promise. Let's get to this."
For yet another time, Foxy faced the wall, counted down, and turned back to see Puppet missing from Foxy's sight. With another game on his hands, Foxy decided to try and make a random yet calculated approach: he had the sneaking suspicion that Puppet was hiding nearby, so Foxy went into the nearby auditorium and hid in the doorway. Moments later, he saw Puppet exit the boy's bathroom and start down the hallway in the opposite direction. Sure enough, Foxy was right.
Foxy got out from behind the doorway and began to tip-tope behind Puppet, keeping back at least a few feet from the marionette without getting any closer or further away from him. Foxy had planned this time to simply stay behind Puppet and follow him through the pizzeria, seeing how long Puppet would take before he finally realized that Foxy was there. It wasn't much, but since Foxy wasn't allowed to scare this time, it was enough of a trick to keep things interesting.
A few seconds in, Foxy winced in pain as he tripped over his right foot. His foot responded by activating his pain sensors, which sent a small jolt through Foxy's legs. Cursing inside his mind, Foxy kept his mouth shut as he clutched his foot irritably and hobbled on the spot. He made a bit more noise than usual, but thankfully for him, Puppet was so focused on heading forward that he did not react to it. Whether he had failed to hear the noise or whether he had but was ignoring it, Foxy didn't know, but at the very least he had managed to not pay for his mistake.
For another minute, Foxy continued to trail silently behind the lanky marionette ahead of him, who had turned into the small hallway and was heading down it. This charade kept up through the small hallway, and as the entered the main room, Foxy made yet another mistake.
He had been focusing on Puppet intently, so much so that Foxy's foot accidentally bumped into a nearby stool, causing it to slide forwards slightly. Foxy, in fear of being caught, quickly leapt behind the Christmas tree in the center of the room so that he would not be seen.
Puppet had been checking the bounce house when this had occurred. This time, the marionette seemed to have heard the noise, and he turned around and surveyed the room breathlessly. After a few seconds, Puppet narrowed his eyes and turned back around, heading forward again.
Dang it, why do I keep hurting myself?! Foxy thought, frustrated. I was doing so well before! What gives?! He seethed in anger for a moment, then took a breath in and tried to relax. It's alright, Foxy, don't lose your temper. You're better at scaring than this, okay? Just keep silent, and you won't botch this up.
Foxy followed Puppet again. Puppet was peering through the doorway of Foxy's room, looking inside of it for any signs of Foxy.
"Hmm, doesn't seem like he's in his room." Foxy heard Puppet murmured. "I should look elsewhere and see if he's-"
His sentence cut off as Puppet turned around and saw Foxy standing right behind him.
"Hi." Foxy said emotionlessly.
"Gah!" Puppet exclaimed, stepping backward.
Foxy raised an eyebrow in disbelief. How had he scared Puppet this time? He hadn't even meant to!
"What the heck? How did you get scared by THAT?" Foxy uttered in a doubtful manner. "I wasn't even trying that time. I was just standing behind you."
"Oh come, you definitely did try to scare me that time!" Puppet argued.
"I really didn't. In fact, I actually tripped a couple times while I was following you- no idea what you didn't hear me, Puppet. I was making quite the racket. So don't blame me just because you're not good at your job and didn't notice me."
Puppet shook his head sadly. "I don't think we can do this anymore. We're both scary, but you're scary in both looks and scaring. Me? I may have the looks, but I don't have the scaring in me. I guess it's just not my thing."
Foxy sighed. "I guess you were meant to scare people in a different way. Maybe in your own way."
"Really?"
"Maybe. You know what, actually? I think we should try it out on someone else. I'm a seasoned pro, so of course you wouldn't scare me very often, but there are other people we can scare. In fact, maybe you can try to scare the humans in this place. That's what animatronics are meant to do, right? Maybe you'll be good at doing that."
"Humans? What humans are you talking about?"
"The humans we have in our building right now! Dinah, Garbage, and Reggie. Remember them?"
"Oh, that's right! I forgot they were humans. I'm too used to being around fellow animatronics, like you."
"Yeah, so let's try it out. Let's go to Dinah first, since he's the closest to us. I think I saw him in the kitchen somewhere."
They went through the main room towards the kitchen, a new plan in their minds. Foxy had some hope this time; after all, humans were less prepared for scares than seasoned animatronics were, so he figured that Puppet would at least have a better chance of pulling off a scare this time around.
The kitchen was close, so they reached it in no time. Foxy opened the door and entered, leading Puppet inside. Dinah was not inside the kitchen itself, but from the break room, Foxy could hear noises, including someone talking.
"Oh my-a gosh! I have not seen a television in so long, per l'amor del cielo! This is my chance to finally watch some-a quality programming!"
"Alright, Dinah's in the other room. We'll be able to scare him if we barge in there and do our thing." Foxy explained, confident in his plan now that he knew where their target was.
"But who's going to go first?" Puppet asked.
"Weren't we planning on you going first?"
"I don't like that idea. You're just going to see what I'm doing and try to make it look better! I prefer that you go first, and that I try to follow what you do."
"Puppet, you're being ridiculous. I'm not going to try to one-up you like that, okay? Just go in there."
"Fine, then if we're both not agreeing on this, let's play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever wins gets to have their way."
"Sure, we'll do that. On three. One...two...three..."
"Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!" They both said, throwing out their picks at the same time. Puppet had rock, while Foxy had scissors.
"Hah, I win, which means that I go first!" Puppet laughed, and he began to walk for the closed door to the break room, but stopped mid-step. "Wait a minute, wasn't it-"
"-supposed to be me that goes first, since you won?" Foxy finished. "I mean, sure. Unless you want me to go first like you planned? It's kind of too late for that."
Puppet groaned. "No, no, forget the whole rock-paper-scissors thing. I'll just go first anyway." Puppet went over to the door. "Okay, once again, on three. One...two...Foxy, are you sure you don't want to go first?"
"Just do it already!"
"Okay, okay. One...two...three!" Puppet shoved open the door and ran into the room, going out of sight of where Foxy could see him. "BOO!"
"Woah! Oh, hello there, Mr. Puppet." Foxy heard Dinah say. "You entered quite suddenly. Was there something you needed? I cannot make the pizza right now, you know, I am trying to take a break."
"Uh...no, forget it. I'm just gonna...go."
Seconds later, Puppet ran back into the kitchen, shutting the break room door behind him.
"How'd it go?" Foxy inquired questioningly.
"Not very good." Puppet replied, sounding disappointed. "He didn't seem fazed all that much."
"Hmm...let me give it a try, then. I want to see if I can get a better reaction." Foxy moved over to the door himself. "One...two...three!"
Foxy pushed open the door and jumped into the room, landing in it and making his inhuman scream as he raised his arms and opened his faceplates.
"AAH!" Dinah screamed. The chef had been sitting on a chair he had pulled up from the table in the break room and had been watching tv, but upon Foxy's arrival, he stood bolt upright and moved backwards. "Mamma mia, Foxy, what was that for? Are you trying to get me to make-a pizza? I'm just taking a break, I'll get back to it in a few minutes-"
"No, no, it's fine!" Foxy reassured him, but he grinned triumphantly. "I was just testing something out."
"Well, test it out somewhere else!" Dinah moaned, sitting back down as if he was tired. "I do not like getting scared like that!"
"Yeah, alright. Sorry for the trouble, you can just go back to watching tv. Later, Dinah."
Foxy quickly backed out of the break room and closed the door as he left, leaving Dinah in there by himself.
"So you actually did it." Puppet said as soon as Foxy was there. "I've got to be honest: that wasn't very nice at all."
Foxy shrugged. "We're not meant to be nice to most humans, Puppet. All that matters is that we scare them and, if worse comes to worse, take them out entirely. Now, since you didn't do too well with Dinah...I've got it." Foxy stared at the garbage chute nearby. "We can scare Garbage next."
They went over to the chute, which was still closed.
"Ready?" Foxy asked Puppet.
"Yeah. Wanna do it at the same time, for maximum effect?" Puppet replied.
"Sure, let's both go at once. On the count of three, we open the chute door and scream down into it. One...two...three, GO!"
Just as Foxy forced open the chute door, he and Puppet leaned down and screamed into it, making their horrifying noises as they always did.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" A bloodcurdling scream echoed from inside the chute, Garbage's scream, sounding as if he had just woken up. Then Garbage panted loudly. "Oh...oh my god...wait, was that you guys up there?! You just...I just...why would you do that?! What's wrong with you animatronics?!"
"A lot of things, actually." Foxy admit fairly. "But that's not important! Point is, we GOT you! Were you scared by that?"
"My god, yes, you DID scare me, and I hate that you did that! Why would you scare me like that?!"
"Alright, we got him! High five, Puppet!" Foxy raised his arm invitingly.
"Right back at you!" Puppet accepted eagerly, and he raised his own arm, allowing the two to slap their hands together for a high five. The resulting clash and sound effect of metal against metal satisfied Foxy to a very great extent.
"What are you guys doing now?" Garbage moaned from inside the chute, sounded irritated.
"Oh, nothing important. We were just doing some stuff with you." Foxy replied. "See you later, Garbage!"
"Huh? Wait, but...oh, nevermind..."
Foxy closed the chute as quickly as he had opened it, preventing Garbage from hearing them as Foxy blurted out: "Heh, that was a good scare. You're improving, Puppet."
"Thanks." Puppet thanked Foxy, nodding.
"Anytime. Now, let's go and scare Reggie next; he's the only human left in this building that we haven't gotten to yet."
Puppet looked cautious. "Are you sure we're allowed to do that? I thought Ballora would be around to stop us from messing with him."
"No, she won't be. She's out somewhere right now, apparently. I went in there earlier to see if you were hiding in there and I talked to Reggie about it- he told me she was gone."
"Oh, well, then we should be alright. Is there any doubt that she's off playing games with Baby?"
"Nope, none. Ballora's been spending a lot of time with Baby recently, as far as I've seen, so I definitely do think that's why she's out today."
"Alright, then let's go see Reggie, then. Lead the way."
They had already left the kitchen and passed by the closet when Foxy decided that he needed to check something.
"Wait a minute, Puppet. Let me check something." Foxy told the marionette, and then Foxy went over to the closet and went in to check if a certain someone was in there at this time. "Freddy, are you in here?" But, as he peered into the closet, he saw that Freddy wasn't inside. He did hear something that sounded like snoring coming from above, though, so Foxy looked upwards at the ceiling, where he knew that the room above the closet was, and cupped his hands over his mouth. "Freddy! Hey! Me and Puppet are doing some things together! Want to come out and join us?"
"...zzz...five more minutes..." Foxy heard Freddy mumble in a drowsy manner from the other side of the ceiling.
"Five more minutes? Freddy, come on, just come out already!"
"zzz...zzzz...heh heh...chicken..."
"Fine, fine, I get the message. I'll leave you to your sleep." Foxy closed the closet and turned to face Puppet. "Wow, Freddy still doesn't want to come out."
"Come to think of it...Freddy has been asleep in there for a while, hasn't he?" Puppet brought up. "Why's he sleeping for so long?"
"I don't know, maybe he's in hibernation? Or maybe he has a fever or something."
"Fever? We're animatronics, how do we get fevers?"
"Good point. Fever is the wrong word to use, actually- the only way we could get 'sick' is if we overheated our systems and needed to cool down, or if a virus took us over and weakened us in some way. Whatever the case, we should just leave Freddy be until he's ready to come out. Oh, and we should give him some chicken noodle soup, too, because he seems to be dreaming about chicken in there."
"That's Freddy for you!" Puppet exclaimed in a flamboyant manner, and he and Foxy shared a round of laughs.
"Good one, Puppet." Foxy chuckled as he finished roaring with laughter. "Now, let's go and get to Reggie, like we planned."
After a minute of walking, they arrived at the doors to Ballora's room. Staying out of sight of the door's windows, Foxy grabbed the knob and quietly pushed the door open. He was not noticed by Reggie, thankfully enough: Reggie was in there, his eyes closed, seeming deep in thought, and he had not noticed the door opening.
"Okay, we're in position." Foxy reported to Puppet. "Let's swap turns this time. I'll go first, and then you go after me."
"Wait, we should get closer to him first." Puppet responded. "We won't be able to effectively get him if we're so far away."
"Where should we go, then?"
"The right corner of the room, I say."
"Good enough. I'll go first, follow after me."
Foxy tiptoed into the room, Puppet staying close behind him, and they entered the room without alerting Reggie. Silently as they could, they sneaked over to the right-most area of the room, behind a corner where Reggie would not be able to spot them.
"Did he see us? I wasn't looking at him." Foxy asked Puppet.
"No, no, he still had his eyes closed. He doesn't know we're here yet." Puppet explained.
"Okay, thanks for telling me that. Now, as we planned, I'll go first, then you next. On the three count, I'll run up there and get him. Three...two...one...go!" Foxy jumped out from behind the corner, and made his screaming noise.
"Hmm?" Reggie muttered, his eyes coming open, and he spotted Foxy standing there, looking ready to pounce. "Oh, hello again, Foxy. Strange of you to approach me like that, but I'm not mad. What do you need this time?"
Foxy gaped at Reggie. "I...really? Really?"
Reggie raised an eyebrow. "What? Did I do something offensive?"
"Nevermind, nevermind, I was just being stupid. Bye, Reggie."
"Oh, uh...later, then."
Foxy made to leave, but he checked over his shoulder to make sure Reggie had closed his eyes again before he leaned over and said to a nearby Puppet: "That didn't work very well at all. I'm going to leave the room so I don't compromise your position; you try and get him."
Puppet nodded, and Foxy continued to walk out of Ballora's room until he was behind the room's doors again, but with one door still ajar, he stood at the windows and watched Puppet from a safe distance.
"One...two...three!" Puppet said, and he jumped out from behind the corner and rushed at Reggie, making the screaming sound.
Reggie opened his eyes again. "Oh, hello, Puppet. Anything you need? No idea why you just yelled at me- seems pretty similar to what Foxy did earlier- but I'm alright. What's up with you?"
"Um...nevermind, I have stuff I need to do." Puppet lied awkwardly.
"Okay, then. Later."
"Later."
Puppet quickly came out of the room, Foxy closing the door behind the marionette as Puppet said: "I didn't have much success either."
"I know, I saw that attempt." Foxy informed him. "Man, he wasn't fazed by either of us. He definitely lives up to his security guard name, I guess."
"Yeah, you're right. He's really good at his job...maybe a bit too good. What's he protecting in there, anyway?"
"Probably the toys and skeletons and other stuff that belongs to Ballora."
"Sounds about right. We should ask Reggie the next time we see him."
"Definitely, but we'll leave that for later. Let's go and do something else instead."
They walked away from Ballora's room and strolled away to another area of the building.
"So, can we agree that the endgame of this was that I won?" Foxy suggested, grinning. They had went back into the main room and had come to a stop right in the middle of it.
"Wait, what?" Puppet stuttered. "Hey, we didn't come to an agreement on that! You haven't won yet!"
"No, I definitely won. I managed to get a successful scare more times than you, and you know it."
"You know what? I'm not ready to admit defeat yet, so let's have another round, but like we did yesterday with our other game, let's add a new rule."
"Like what?"
"Like...like setting a restriction that prevents us from leaving this one room."
Foxy considered this for a moment. It would make his job harder if he had to stick to a single room instead of hiding in other rooms, but on the other hand, he wasn't about to turn down a challenge. He knew that the true type of scary animatronic would be able to scare anyone from anywhere.
"Fine, I accept that." Foxy agreed after he finished considering. "Who's going to go first, then, if we're playing it like this?"
"You can go first, Foxy."
"So I hide and you count?"
"Yep. Go on and hide somewhere."
Puppet turned to the pillar that was in the center of the room and faced it, beginning to count down from ten. Foxy, instead of scrambling to find a hiding spot, simply stood right behind Puppet, smirking as he formed a plan in his mind, and waited. He knew that Puppet wouldn't expect him to hide there.
"Three...two...one...ready or not, here I co-" Puppet began, but just as he turned around...
Foxy jumped at Puppet, making his screaming noise mere milliseconds after Puppet had turned around. Puppet, predictably, jumped back with fright. His scream this time was, perhaps, even louder than it had been before.
"What the heck, Foxy? You weren't hiding anywhere!" Puppet complained, looking annoyed. He had his hand over his chest.
"I was hiding...that is, in plain sight." Foxy answered, nodding in approval of his own strategy. "Don't you know that turning your back on an animatronic is the worst thing anyone could do? You left yourself vulnerable, so I took my chance when I got it."
Puppet breathed in and out, looking tensed. "Man, that was...you gave me a metallic heart attack, Foxy...oh my goodness..."
"Hah, must've been a pretty good scare if you're this excited. I got you good, didn't I?"
"Yes...I mean, no...I mean, I don't know! I still think it was cheating to just stand behind me instead of actually hiding somewhere."
"How is it cheating, Puppet? You said we could hide anywhere in this room, so I hid behind you. Simple as that. Now, it's time for me to have my turn. See if you can get me."
Foxy turned towards the pillar himself, faced it, and began to count down from ten. Once he finished...
Foxy, on your right. The voice said from inside his mind.
Foxy looked to the right, and, just a second later, Puppet jumped out from behind the pillar and landed at Foxy's right.
"Boo!" Puppet yelled, raising his arms.
"Uh...hi. I saw you there." Foxy told Puppet, giving him an unimpressed look. "Good try, I guess."
"Aw, what?! Okay, that was a bad attempt. Count down again."
Foxy groaned loudly. "Ugh, fine. I'm giving you a lot of extra chances, Puppet, so you'd better show some improvement. I'll give you 5 seconds to prepare this time."
Foxy faced the pillar again, counted down from five, and...
He's on your left this time. The voice alerted him, once again chiming in from inside his head.
Foxy looked to the left, and a second later, Puppet jumped out from the pillar and landed on Foxy's left side instead.
"Boo!" Puppet repeated, raising his arms yet again.
"Oh, wow, I'm so scared!" Foxy said sarcastically, not ecstatic to see Puppet's lack of effort in scaring.
"Yes, I got you!"
"What do you mean, got me? I was being sarcastic."
"Wait...oh, you were being sarcastic! What?!"
"Yeah, you didn't get me this time either."
"This isn't fair! I mean...you knew where I was going to pop up seconds before I did! You have to be cheating somehow. Do you have extra eyes or cameras inside your head? Because I'm starting to think this is more like two versus one!"
"No way!" Foxy denied.
"Definitely not! I wouldn't help this loser of a fox, even if it was the last thing I did!" The voice claimed.
Then from inside his head, he heard it say: Appreciate the support, Foxy? With my help, there's no chance he could scare you. We got him good.
"No! Shush about helping me!" Foxy commanded. "Oop, uh...you didn't hear that."
"You're talking with that voice about helping you!" Puppet spotted, alert. "See, I knew it! This IS a two versus one game!"
"Hey, you're getting the wrong idea. Listen closely, okay?" The voice started. "I can only see out of Foxy's eyes, nowhere else."
"Yeah, that's exactly it." Foxy agreed, trying to keep his cover from being blown.
Puppet flinched, looking momentarily off-put by something...but he quickly snapped back and said: "Well, you could still help him, even inside his mind! You know how when people look in certain directions, there's stuff in their peripheral vision that they can't really see? You, you weird voice thing, are probably looking in those areas and seeing what Foxy isn't!"
"No, that's not how it works!" Foxy denied, although he knew that was probably exactly how it worked. "The voice probably has to see in the same directions as me. No way can it look in other directions."
Puppet scowled, but then shrugged in confusion. "Well, I don't know. I have no clue how your head works, Foxy."
"To be fair...half the time, I don't know either."
"Neither do I."
"Neither do you? That's an incredibly weird combo of answers."
"Nevermind that, I want a fair rematch." Puppet demanded. "Give me one last try. If I win, I win. If I lose, I don't get to have any more shots at scaring you."
"Fine, one more go. But after that, no more. Also, I recommend you don't hide near me; otherwise, you won't be able to make it work." Foxy turned to face the pillar for the third time, counted down from five, and turned to face the room. This time, Puppet didn't pop up from either side of the pillar.
Great, he's actually hiding this time. Now I have to try. Foxy sighed inside his head, but he wasn't going to complain much more than that. Animatronics always had to put in effort to pull off a perfect scare or to find a victim who was hiding.
Foxy then started to look around the room. After a minute of searching, it was when Foxy passed by the front doors and went to peek into his room that he saw something in the corner of his eye: something behind a balloon stand in the corner.
Foxy paused and turned around to look at the balloons before anything could happen, but he was a split-second too late. Before he could figure out what was happening, Puppet jumped out from behind the balloons and did the screaming noise.
"Gaah!" Foxy yelped, finally caught off-guard. "Dang it! Okay, you got me that time, Puppet. I could've reacted to you, but I saw you hiding there in the corner of my eye and I reacted too late."
"Yeah, I was behind those balloons the whole time. I'm glad I was able to get you." Puppet laughed, looking pleased.
"Good job. Since you improved so quickly, actually, I'm willing to say that we're even this time. Sure, I pulled off a lot more scares than you, but since you pulled off such a turnaround yourself, we can say we tied."
"Thanks, Foxy. At least I'm not a cheater, unlike some bears that I know."
"I'm a fox, Puppet!"
"I know, I know, I was only joking. Since you're being so fair to me, I think I can overlook any cheating you may have done."
"Thank you, Puppet. I know cheating like that was lame, but it's nice to know that you're willing to forgive me for it."
"Hey, it's no sweat. We're cool, right?"
"Definitely. Now, since we're done scaring each other, I say we move on to a different task. In fact, I think we should try scaring Ballora and Baby. Since we know where they are, and they don't expect us to scare them, we can pull off a really effective scare on them."
"Uh...okay, then, I guess we can do that. We'd better not do anything too drastic, though, or else scaring them might lead into trouble."
"We do have to be careful with this scare, now that I think about it. If we go too far, we might end up provoking their wrath instead of simply scaring them. But hey, it may not be easy, but for us, it doesn't have to be! Come on, let's go and give this a try!"
And so Foxy and Puppet ran out of the main room and down the big hallway, heading in the direction of their new targets. Foxy, now that he and Puppet were working together, felt excited, even optimistic about this scare. Things may have quieted down around the place, but Foxy knew that he would spice things up. The scare to come, as well as much more, would carry him through these otherwise boring days...
Chapter 62: Foxy and Puppet VS. Pokemon GO
Summary:
Foxy and Puppet decide to play around with an app on their phones.
Chapter Text
"Hey, Foxy, I've got to tell you something cool!"
"Really? What happened?"
"I just looked, and a new update just came out for that one app that you, I, and everybody else in the pizzeria has been playing!"
Puppet said this to Foxy excitedly, looking hyped for the update. Foxy had been talking to Puppet over the past few minutes on various different things, and they had taken a break for a few seconds to check their phones. It was then that Puppet had interrupted it by telling Foxy of a new update to an app on their phones. This already got Foxy greatly interested, as a new update would mean new content for the game. With new content, he was bound to be able to occupy himself for some more time and forget the otherwise boring, quiet state that the pizzeria had been in lately.
"Oh, do you mean that Notice Me, Senpai? game we downloaded yesterday?" Foxy questioned Puppet, grinning ecstatically. "Great, I've been waiting for that game to update! I've been having a lot of fun looking at all the versions of Senpai, and-"
"Huh? No, I meant a different game." Puppet corrected Foxy.
Foxy's grin fell off his face. "You did?"
"Yeah, I did. That senpai game hasn't been updated for a long, long time, actually. I don't think it's been updated ever again."
"Oh. Well, uh...that's a little disappointing. I was having fun with that game."
"Okay, now try again. Remember, it's that game everybody here has been playing."
"Hmm...let me check my apps and see if that rings any bells." Foxy turned on his phone and began to look through the list of games he had downloaded onto his phone, trying to decide which one would be the game that would most accurately fit Puppet's description. "Is it NavQuest?"
"Nope, not that one."
"Then...oh, is it Hero Shooter 5000?!"
Puppet gasped. "Aw, that game is really fun! But no, I'm sad to say that it's not the app I'm talking about, either. I wish it was, though."
"Yeah, me too, but if that's not the one...is it Murder Mystery?"
Puppet paused for a few seconds, then shrugged. "Actually, I haven't checked that game for updates in a while. Let me take a look and see."
"It has to be, right? I swear it just got an update recently!"
"Let me see first." Puppet held up his own phone and fiddled with it for some time before stating: "Nope, not that one either. Hasn't been updated for a few days now."
"Aw, man! I was kind of hoping it would be. That game could use some updates to fix all the weird glitches."
"I agree. Anyway, do you give up yet? Ready for me to reveal what it is?"
"Okay, I give. What's the game you're talking about?"
"It's...Pokemon GO!"
Foxy exclaimed in surprise first, but then said: "Actually, I haven't even played that game in forever. I dunno why I got excited like that."
"Neither have I, but a new update came out today! According to the patch notes, new pokemon were just added!"
"Like what? Did they finally decide to add all the legendary pokemon to the game, or are they still postponing it?"
Puppet looked down at his phone for a second. "Uh...yes and no? There are a few legendary pokemon on this list of added pokemon, but most are just regular old pokemon and awesome stuff like that. They're like a whole bunch of circles and triangles and stuff!"
"Circles and triangles? They didn't just change the shape of some of the pokemon and leave it at that, did they?"
"Er...maybe? They did add little faces on some of them and called them things like Pichu."
"Oh, I see now. Well, it'll be exciting to explore the new update today, but something's been bothering me...where is everyone else?! Why aren't they here to join us and play the new update? Like, Freddy's closet is just over there! Let me go and find him!" Foxy marched over to the closet, opened the door, and peeked inside. The room was still unoccupied, with the rope ladder and the hole in the ceiling gone. "Huh? The ceiling is STILL blocked off?"
"Yeah, Freddy did it himself. He told me he was going to do last time I talked to him. Said something about getting away from everyone and getting some rest." Puppet mentioned.
"He did? Why didn't you tell me that you and him had that exchange with each other?"
"He told me to keep it a secret from everyone so nobody would stop him from doing so. He said I could tell you after he did it, though, so that's why I did it now."
"But then, why didn't you mention it to everyone else as soon as he did it?!"
"You never asked, so I never thought to explain it. You guys seemed distracted by other things, anyway, so I thought it might be better to stay quiet about it."
Foxy groaned loudly. Why would Freddy do things like this? Why would he want to avoid everyone? Had they done something to offend him, or was it just Freddy being Freddy? "Dang it, I knew there was a reason why I hadn't seen him. I thought he was only going to be up there for a day or two, but he's been up there for way longer."
"Oh yeah, another thing. Speaking of rooms and all that, I wanted to tell you about the status of your back room. I worked on it for some time recently, and based on my estimate, I might just be ready to come out of the oven, if you know what I mean. It might be delayed if anything comes up, but as of right now, it's almost ready."
"Is it now? Great, I can finally get my back room back! I'm hoping it'll come soon and not be delayed anymore, because it's been delayed enough as it is."
Puppet wagged his finger. "You shouldn't count your chickens before they've hatched, Foxy. This is just my estimate; a change of plans could come up at any time, and then I'd need to take even longer to finish it. And make sure not to count your...uh...I was going to say the name of your chicken, Foxy, but I forgot what his name was."
"Good question...come to think of it, I can't remember myself..." Foxy thought for a moment, trying to remember the chicken's name. "Was it...John? No...oh, it was Gregory, that's right! Although maybe I should name the chicken Georgia, since Gregory is female."
"Ah, Georgia! That was it."
"Okay, but enough of the chicken stuff. I say we turn on the game and get this show on the road. I just got the update installed; how about you?"
"I also got it installed. Let's boot it up."
They both looked down at their phones and opened the game. Foxy saw the loading screen pop up and watched the loading bar slowly crawl.
"Yep, it's Pokemon GO, alright. It's taking forever to load, as it usually does." He muttered, the long loading times being a thing that this game had. After a minute, it finally finished loading up. "There we go, it loaded! That was faster then usual."
"It loaded for me too. I'm surprised it managed to be more efficient this time." Puppet said. "We usually don't get very good reception in this place."
"True. Okay, so we just have to walk around and look for pokemon, right? Should be easy enough."
They began to walk around the pizzeria, heading out of the main room and into the small and then the big hallway, which gave them plenty of room to pace back and forth, looking for pokemon along the way.
"Hey, this seems to be a new feature." Foxy pointed out, noticing a difference in the game from the last time he played it. "As we walk around, we start collecting candy?"
"Yeah, one of the new update additions." Puppet confirmed.
"Cool. I'll have fun with it, then."
They paced around the hallway for another minute. Foxy kept his eyes glued to his phone, keeping an eye out for any pokemon on the map. So far, he had found nothing, but this was to be expected: pokemon didn't appear without a thorough search first.
"Earlier, I ran into this weird predicament." Puppet spoke up as he followed Foxy. "I was searching for pokemon, and I managed to spot a shiny pokemon in Baby's room. It looked cool, and I was hoping to catch it so I could brag about it, but I wasn't able to get to it, since the trapdoor to the room that leads into the vents was locked."
"Sounds like a disappointing situation. If I were there, I would've wanted to have a shiny myself."
They walked around for another minute, and as they passed the girls' bathroom, Foxy finally saw a pokemon appear on the map. It looked like a blob, with stubby, short arms, dots for eyes, and a wide smile. Foxy recognized it as a Ditto. Having read online to research all the pokemon that appeared in the game, he now knew every one of them and could recognize them if he needed to. On the map, the Ditto seemed to be sitting in the very center of the girls' bathroom.
As soon as he saw it, he yelled out. "I found a pokemon! It looks like it's in the girls' bathroom!"
Puppet raised a mechanical eyebrow. "Which one is it?"
"A Ditto, it looks like. Wait...a Ditto?! This is one of the harder pokemon to find! I need to catch it before it gets away!"
Foxy quickly ran into the girls' bathroom, starting the encounter with the Ditto. Using his phone, he saw it in the bathroom, and he swiped the pokeball so it flew towards the Ditto. Luckily for him, it hit the blob creature on the first try, and it flew into the pokeball and successfully caught it.
"I did it! I caught it! I-" Foxy cheered, beginning to celebrate...until a flash came from behind him, and he turned and saw Puppet holding his phone in Foxy's direction.
"Ha, now I've got a picture of you standing in the girls' bathroom." Puppet announced, smirking. He fiddled with his phone for a moment, then said: "And I just sent it to Ballora! Take that, Foxy!"
"WHAT?!" Foxy exclaimed, and he ran out of the bathroom at once. However, the damage had already been done. "Puppet, come on! Why would you do that?"
"Because you're not supposed to be in there, so I wanted to have a laugh."
"Is there a problem, Puppet? Are you saying that there's something wrong with going into the girls' bathroom?"
"Everything, voice!" Foxy grumbled. "I'm a guy, and I'm not supposed to go in there! Now that I did, Puppet has an excuse to laugh at me, and Ballora is going to yell at me later!"
"Are you so sure about that?"
Foxy paused. "...yeah, of course I am! I'm a guy for sure!"
"But are you?"
"I am!"
"But ARE you?"
"Okay, enough of this! Quiet down already!"
Puppet looked befuddled. "Huh? Foxy, where's that other voice coming from? I don't see anybody else here. Wait...is it that voice in your head again? Geez, you need to learn to keep that thing quiet."
"Don't worry about what it does, alright? I know it keeps speaking, but I promise that I've got the situation under control. Quit bothering me about it."
"Alright, then." Puppet fiddled with his phone, supposedly re-opening Pokemon GO, and then he exclaimed. "I just found a pokemon on my map!"
"Really?! Which one?!"
"It's over here!" Puppet led Foxy into the nearby auditorium, keeping his face towards his phone. "It looks like...some sort of cow thing!"
"A cow? Wait, do you mean a Tauros? Tauros is a bull, Puppet."
"Same thing, same thing." Puppet responded unattentively. "Hmm...I thought it might be a special cow, but it looks like a basic kind of cow."
"Special cow? Huh, good thought. Maybe they'll make a special cow pokemon in the future? One that's even more unique then the ones we already have?"
Puppet shrugged. "It's all their choice, but you might be right anyway."
"I might be. It's called a Tauros, though, okay Puppet? Not 'basic cow'."
"Hmm...actually, yeah, it does seem like a Tauros. Isn't there another cow pokemon, though? I think it was called 'Moo-milk' or something."
"You mean Miltank? Yeah, that is another cow pokemon. And it's not farfetched to think that they might add Miltank at some point. Good theory, I guess."
"True, true. Now let me see if I can catch this thing." Puppet walked over to a spot near some of the rows of chairs facing the stage and fiddled with his phone again. Foxy saw Puppet swipe his phone, trying to throw pokeballs. "Swipe, and...aw, I missed! I don't understand why, but I just can't get the hang of swiping the pokeball. I don't get why I'm never good at it."
"Really? Then let me try it." Foxy offered, because he noticed that Tauros was on his map, too, which gave him the opportunity to catch the pokemon himself. He triggered the encounter with Tauros and swiped the pokeball. Like last time, he caught it on the first try. "Alright, I caught it! Go, me!"
"Wait, what!? No, come on! I was planning to catch it!" Puppet protested.
"And you still can." Foxy replied, noticing that on Puppet's phone, Tauros was still there. "Tauros is still on your phone. Look."
Puppet looked at his phone screen and instantly snapped out of his frustration. "Oh, it is still there. Nevermind, then, I'm going to keep trying to catch it."
Foxy laughed in a friendly and yet boasting manner. "See, now both of us win. I get to catch a new pokemon, and you still get a chance to catch it yourself. It's a win-win."
Meanwhile, Puppet kept swiping his phone. "Dang, missed again...and again..." Puppet gasped. "I just ran out of pokeballs! Drat!'
"You did? Come on, don't you have any great balls or anything else in your inventory?"
"No, those pokeballs were all I had."
Foxy groaned. "Alright, then find some. There's got to be a place to get them around here, right?"
"Yeah, the poke-stations! We need to find one, fast!'
"Then let's look at our phones and see if we can spot one." Foxy looked at his phone and searched the map for any nearby poke-stations. Luckily, there just so happened to be one nearby. Foxy exclaimed and said: "Hey, I just found one on the map! Apparently, it's over at the front entrance to this place! Let's go!"
Foxy ran out of the auditorium, and Puppet, looking excited at the prospect of finding a nearby poke-stop, followed after Foxy.
"Here we are!" Foxy called as they entered the main room and went over to the front doors of the building. "It's labeled: 'Circus Baby's Pizza World'. Huh, I guess that means that this place was marked as a poke-stop, then. Neat."
"Oh, it is? Great." Puppet uttered. "I've got to say, it's really generous of the people who made the game to do that, especially since this place isn't even open."
"It's nice, alright. Now, let's see what we can grab." Foxy tapped the poke-stop on his phone and got an assortment of items added to his inventory. "Alright, it gave me more pokeballs! And...oh, I got an egg, too."
"I got some pokeballs, too! Now I can catch the pokemon!" Puppet declared excitedly, checking his phone. Seconds later, his smile turned into a frown. "Aw, the cow thing is gone."
"Sorry to hear that, man. Also, its name is Tauros, Puppet, and it's a bull, not a cow. Remember that.
"But you said that Moo-milk pokemon was a cow!"
"One, I did, but that's an entirely different pokemon. Two, its name is Miltank, not 'Moo-milk'. Three, it's not even in the game yet, so you couldn't have found it anyway."
"Aww, okay." Puppet sighed sadly.
Foxy went to the list of pokemon he had in his possession and scrolled through it. "Alright, got a good enough list so far. Hopefully, I can get one of my pokemon evolved, that'd be nice...woah!" Foxy had decided to check his newly-caught Ditto, and while at first he hadn't thought much of it, he noticed that the Ditto he caught was blue, which was odd; according to the sources he had checked online, Ditto was supposed to be purple. Then it hit him: if Ditto was different color, then that meant it was a shiny pokemon. "I just looked at my Ditto, and something just occurred to me...Ditto's blue! That means...Ditto is a shiny! I actually managed to catch a shiny pokemon!"
"Really?! Man, I'm so jealous! Shines are super rare!" Puppet shouted in awe.
"I know, right? And I didn't even have to search much to find it! Man, when I show Ballora and Baby this, they're going to be SO jealous. From what I heard from their conversations, they've been trying to find a shiny for WEEKS and still haven't found one!"
"What should we do now?"
"Hmm...well, nobody else is around, so let's go and tell Garbage! I want to gloat about this to someone!"
"Sure, but, does Garbage even have a phone with him?"
"I'd hope not, otherwise he'd have a way to call the police."
"But that means he won't know what Pokemon GO is, so he'll have no idea what we're talking about."
"Eh, let's tell him anyway."
A minute later, they were in the kitchen. Dinah was gone again, and Foxy could hear the tv buzz with noise in the break room, meaning that Dinah was back there watching tv. He didn't pay this fact any mind, though, as he was too focused on Garbage.
He opened the garbage chute and yelled down into it: "Hey, Garbage, wake up!"
A groan sounded from down below. "Oh, hey, Foxy. What is it now?"
"Guess what I just did?"
"Uh...you slaughtered another security guard?"
"No, but I caught something else: a Ditto."
"That one blob pokemon? Uh, cool. Can you toss your Gameboy down so I can look at it?"
"Yeah, su-" Foxy began, but he paused as he prepared to toss his phone down into the chute. "Hey, wait a minute! I'm not stupid, Garbage, I know you're just trying to get my phone so you can call the police!"
"Phone?" Garbage stuttered perplexedly. "What do you mean, your phone? Pokemon isn't on the phone, it's on the Gameboy."
"It is, though! There's an app on phones called Pokemon GO!" Foxy paused. "Wait, but the Gameboy was the console for the first pokemon generation! How long has it been since you played any Pokemon games?"
"Pokemon GO? Did I hear that right?"
"Yep, you heard it. It's a game on phones you can play that lets you catch pokemon in AR, or augmented reality."
"Wait, what?! I didn't know people could make games like that!"
"Yeah, they made the game a while ago!" Foxy said, and he looked at Puppet in bewilderment. "Wow, Garbage must've been out of the loop for a long time if he hasn't played any pokemon games since the first generation."
"That's true." Puppet replied. "Not only is he a grown man who probably only played pokemon games as a kid, but he must've been down there in the chute for a while, now, too. I think it's almost been two months since we threw him down there."
"Wow. Well, back to what I was saying! As you heard, Garbage, I caught myself a Ditto! Not only that, but it's a shiny."
"Oh, that sounds pretty cool. This game must be fun if you can go around catching pokemon on your phone. Can you trade the pokemon you catch with your friends, too?"
"No, you can't. Trading hasn't been added to the game yet."
"That's lame; I liked trading. I loved doing it when I played the Gameboy version. In fact, I think I'm going to stick to that version now."
"Huh, so you're a genwunner? Okay, you do you, then. Bye!"
"Later."
Foxy closed the chute back up, leaving Garbage all by himself.
"Come on, Puppet, let's keep playing." Foxy told Puppet, gesturing the marionette to follow him out of the kitchen. Puppet nodded and did so, as the two of them went back into the main room.
"So what now?" Puppet asked.
"I say that we try to battle each other." Foxy suggested. "But since they haven't fully added battles to the game yet, we'll have to control a gym first if we want to battle each other."
"We can do that, but first, I want to know what team you're on! I joined the purple one."
"...there is no purple one."
"Green!"
"Nope."
"Orange, then!"
"There isn't orange, either. There's only red, blue, or yellow. Valor, Mystic, and Instinct, you know. For my team, I joined Valor!" He laughed.
"Oh, that color was blue? Then I'll tell you that I'm on team Mystic!"
Foxy cringed a little. "Blech, Mystic. Hey, at least you're not on Instinct, though, so I can respect you a bit more for that. Instinct's pretty bad. I even heard from Baby that Freddy's on Instinct himself."
"Hey, I heard that, too. And...he picked Instinct? Wow. When he comes back, we need to talk to him about that decision."
"So, back to gyms! Let's go and find one. I'm sure there's one around here somewhere."
They left the main room and headed down the hallways again. When they arrived at the big hallway, Foxy saw it: a nearby gym.
"I found a gym we can challenge! And...it's in Ballora's room?" Foxy stated, and he and Puppet went over to the doors to Ballora's room. Foxy knew they would already be locked, but they could still access the gym from there.
"Hmm, then Ballora must own the gym." Puppet guessed. "Are you sure that we should try to challenge it, though? Won't Ballora get pretty mad at us if we take over her gym?"
Foxy shrugged. "Her loss, our gain. She can get mad all she wants, but that won't change a thing." Foxy looked back at his phone and pressed on the gym on the map, looking to see how tough it was. "Alright, just opened up the gym. Hey, looks like Ballora's part of Instinct, too!" Foxy grimaced. "Now we really need to take it over. We, as part of the other two teams, can't take this lying down. Let's do this."
"Okay." Puppet agreed. Both of them fiddled with their phones to take a look at the pokemon that was in the gym.
And Foxy found his jaw dropping to a floor at the pokemon he found in the gym. "What in the-?!" He blurted out. "She has a Gyarados, of all pokemon?!"
"Holy heck!" Puppet yelled. "With a pokemon as powerful as that, we might end up getting destroyed if we try to challenge the gym!"
"Then I'm not going to even try. I'm out of this one." Foxy took several long strides away from Ballora's door.
"Wait, you're just going to leave me here?!"
"Yeah, sorry. Have fun battling her, I guess."
Puppet groaned. "Great, I guess it's all up to me!" He fiddled with his phone again. Seconds later, he cried out. "Aw, no!"
Foxy came over, interested to know the outcome. "Let me guess...you challenged the gym."
"Yeah."
"And you got destroyed, didn't you?"
"Not just that...I got one-shot. Only one move from her Gyarados and I lost." Puppet whined, sour-faced. "Now I have to heal up again..."
"Sorry to hear that you lost, but at the same time, I can't say I didn't expect it. And don't you have any potions on you? You should've got some from the poke-stop. You can use them to heal your pokemon."
"Oh, that's right! Let me do that real quick." Puppet fiddled with his phone for another moment. "And tap that...and do that...boom! Alright, my pokemon are all healed up and ready. Do you still want to have that battle?"
Foxy shook his head. "I wish, but since there's no gym that we can control, we can't. They haven't added battling outside of gyms yet."
"Then...do you have any other solutions?"
"Hmm, I don't know. I'll see if I have anything on my phone that might work-" Foxy paused as he stared down at his phone. He had just thought of a solution. "Oh, wait, I know! There's a website on the internet we can use!"
Puppet looked interested. "Really? What does it do?"
"It simulates battling using the pokemon from pokemon GO! It's called Pokemon GO Battle Simulator. Here, let me show you how to pull it up." Foxy opened his web browser on his phone and went to a new tab. "Just go to the website, and once you're there, you can begin a multiplayer battle! You have to enter your username from Pokemon GO first, and then it auto-connects! Then, it'll find the pokemon you have, as well as the moves they can use, and put them in your inventory. Then you just have to connect to a server with someone else, and boom, you can battle! There's even a cool little feature where you can talk with your voice using the mic, and the pokemon will use the move if the microphone recognizes the move name! So, want to try it out?"
"Just did that! Connected, I mean." Puppet showed his phone, which was on the website. He had put in his username already. "Let's do the battle right now."
"Okay! So to do that, we have to press the button to begin a battle, and remember to select local multiplayer. It'll connect to nearby phones instead of all phones." They both did so, and seconds later, they connected. "Alright, we're connected! Now, we can choose the pokemon we want to battle, and once we're both ready, it'll begin! Get selecting." Foxy selected his Ditto and Tauros and hit the ready button. Seconds later, his phone showed that Puppet was also ready.
3...2...1...GO! The screen read, and the battle began. Puppet's pokemon was thrown out first.
"I chose my Pikachu!" Puppet revealed, as the pokeball opened on the phone screen and a Pikachu came out.
"Pikachu, eh? Good job catching one, but it won't help you very much if it isn't strong!" Foxy replied, grinning confidently. "Now, for my new catch! I'm choosing Ditto!"
Ditto, which Foxy had selected to be sent out at the start of the battle, was thrown out on the phone screen.
"Alright, let's begin! My move first!" Puppet said. "Pikachu, use water gun!" On the phone screen, the text simply said: Pikachu tried to use water gun...but Pikachu doesn't know that move.
"Puppet, Pikachu can't learn water gun." Foxy explained, a little unimpressed already.
"How do you know that?"
"Because Pikachu's an electric type, so of course it can't learn water gun. Also, the battle simulator said so, too."
"Uh...let me try that again! Pikachu, use ice storm!" Once again, Foxy's phone's screen repeated that Pikachu didn't know the move Puppet had called out.
"Nope, it can't learn that move either."
Puppet narrowed his eyes. "I swear, both you and this simulator are making these rules up. How am I meant to attack if I can't use any moves?"
"You can, Puppet!" Foxy groaned exasperatedly. "You just need to use the moves that your pokemon has! Look at your phone screen, it shows you the moves you have!"
Puppet glanced down at his phone. "Oh, yeah, it does show you. Huh, guess I was so enthralled with the microphone feature that I didn't even use the right moves."
"Okay, so what does it say? Which moves have you got?"
"Hmm...it says 'Thunderbolt.' Doesn't sound like a very interesting move."
"No, no, you should use that. That move is actually pretty good."
"It is? Oh, well, okay then. Pikachu, use thunderbolt."
This time, the screen read: Pikachu used Thunderbolt! A bolt of lighting was shot at Foxy's Ditto, which took damage. In fact, it was already at half-health.
"Woah, half of my Ditto's health already gone! Not too shabby!" Foxy said. "But...I haven't even started yet! Look!" On screen, the game said: Ditto's Imposter! And Ditto suddenly auto-transformed into a perfect match of Puppet's Pikachu.
"Wait, what? So you do you have half-health anymore?"
"Nope, because I had another trick! Watch this!" And suddenly, on screen, a berry appeared near Ditto and was munched into nonexistence, healing Ditto back to full health. "Ha! I even brought a held item to get heals!"
"Huh? Wait, but that's not fair! Held items don't activate that fast!"
"Hey, I'm not cheating, okay? It just did that!"
"Fine, then. Pikachu, use your tail and smash Foxy's phone!"
"What? That's not a move!" Foxy started, but was cut short.
At that very moment, the most dumbfounding and yet insanely coincidental thing happened: for a brief moment, the screen only read: Pikachu tried to use an unknown move...but Pikachu doesn't know- and before the simulator could finish, Foxy's phone suddenly snapped off and deactivated. Foxy stopped mid-sentence, about to try and claim that the move wasn't a thing, but now he was gawking at his phone. The fake move hadn't actually deactivated his phone...had it?
"What happened?" Puppet asked, curious at the silence Foxy was undergoing.
"Well..." Foxy mumbled, and he tried to turn on his phone, but it only showed a symbol of an empty battery on screen, one that Foxy recognized. "...oh, I see. My phone just died...it ran out of battery."
"Wait, it did? I wasn't actually expecting your phone to break."
"It didn't, it just turned off because it ran out of power. Though it's still an incredible coincidence, anyhow..."
"So you didn't charge your phone before we started this? Why didn't your phone alert you or anything?"
"Oh, uh...I saw it was low battery, but I thought I still had more time. And I turned off my notifications about low battery percentage because I was getting annoyed at them...woops."
"Ah, I see. That's easy enough to fix." Puppet said, calmly nodding. "I've got a charger in my room. We can go get it charged up right now."
"Alright, alright, let's go do that, then."
Foxy walked down the hallway towards the auditorium, and when he got to the room, he heard Puppet speak again behind him.
"Wait, I changed my mind! We can do it in here instead." Puppet cut in suddenly. "Not my room."
"Too late." Foxy grunted. For whatever reason, he felt compelled to go down into Puppet's room, especially now that Puppet had told him they were going to do so. "We're going down into your room."
"No, wait! I said I changed my mind!"
"Too late, Puppet." Foxy went over to the box, climbed on top of it, and started down the ladder. "To your room we go."
"Get back over here!" Puppet called, following Foxy down the ladder.
"Puppet, you invited me. It's too late to think twice on that."
"No, it isn't! I can decide differently if I want to, Foxy!"
"Not in this case, you can't." Foxy denied, and he got down to Puppet's living room and walked over into the central room of Puppet's box.
"How come? Also, I don't even know if I still have the charger down here. I said that without thinking." Puppet claimed, following Foxy over to where he went.
"It's around here somewhere, Puppet. You just need to look."
Puppet sighed. "Fine, fine. Which outlet did I put my charger into last time...?"
Foxy walked through the area and over to Puppet's computer room. "Can I log onto your computer?"
"What?! Of course not." Puppet refused, running behind Foxy again.
"But aren't we going to charge my phone?"
"In an outlet, Foxy, not my computer." Puppet pointed at the only available outlet in the room, which was right next to the couch. A grey-colored charger was connected into it, with a cord ready to plug into any phone. "It's right there."
"Okay, then can you put it on there for me? Here's my phone." Foxy handed Puppet his phone. The marionette took the phone and plugged the cord into it, the placed the phone onto the floor next to the outlet.
"Alright, that should do it. My charger works pretty fast, so it should take at least a minute to charge up your phone completely."
"Good, glad to hear that. While we wait, got any food? My systems feel like processing some more."
"I dunno, let me check." Puppet went over to his kitchen setup and opened the fridge, then gasped. "It's empty?! Drat, Bon-Bon must've stolen all the food from it again!"
"He really does seem to have it out for you."
"Hmph, I know. I wish he would leave me be."
"I wish he would, too, but then again, you kind of started the whole relationship. It's not entirely his fault."
Puppet muttered something under his breath, but said nothing else about Bon-Bon. He perked up after a second. "Oh, that reminds me of something. Hey, Foxy, I was meaning to ask you...do you wear boys' shoes, or girls' shoes?"
"I don't wear shoes at all normally, since my feet have claws on them and all that. But if I had to wear some...then I'd wear guys' shoes. Yeah, I know that my feet look a bit feminine with all the pink and stuff, but that'd be my choice."
Puppet stared down at Foxy's feet and gave them a perplexed look. "You're right, they do. Weird."
"By the way, Puppet...do you still have three toothbrushes in your bathroom."
"Of course I do. Why do you ask?"
"I ask...because like I said before, that's ridiculous! You don't have any teeth, and even if you did, you still don't need three toothbrushes!"
"I brush my mouth hole for the fun of it, Foxy! And yes, I do need all three! There's one for each day of the week."
Foxy facepalmed. "Puppet, there's seven days in a week. I told you that before."
Puppet didn't speak for a moment, then moved his body as if he was doing a mix between a shrug and a shoulder slump. "Right, right, seven days a week. Oh, what a world we all live in...wonder who decided that we should have that many days in a week."
Foxy tuned out and moved across the room, an entirely different goal in his mind then listening to Puppet. He saw the journal on the lectern, sitting in the hall next to Puppet's bathroom, and decided to read it. He went over, right over to the page that was open, and read: "Hello again, journal. Today I went and-"
"Hey, don't read that!" Puppet shouted out frantically, and Foxy yelped as he felt himself getting shoved away from the lectern.
"Ouch!" Foxy yelled. "Yeesh, that hurt. Why'd you have to push me that roughly?"
Puppet paused, then said: "Did I push you too hard? Sorry, I just don't like people reading my private things." He closed the journal on the lectern and went over to the kitchen area, going behind the bar. "Here, we can take a break. Want some tea?"
"Uh...sure." Foxy accepted, surprised at Puppet's sudden change of mood. He sat down at one of the stools at the bar as Puppet went over to his coffee maker. The marionette grabbed a nearby teacup, set it under the coffee maker, and activated it. It poured out hot tea, which filled up the cup. Puppet then took the cup and set it down on the counter near Foxy.
"Here you go, some tea. It's pretty hot, so let it cool if you need to."
Foxy looked at the tea skeptically. "This isn't Ballora's potty tea, is it? Her potty tea tastes awful."
Puppet shook his head. "Don't worry, I wouldn't give you that kind of tea. It's actually Arizona green tea."
"Is it? Oh!" Foxy grabbed the tea-cup and took a large sip. His taste receptors reacted positively, and even with his mouth burning inside, he still liked it. "Mmm, that's pretty good! Thanks for giving me some of this."
"It does taste pretty good, right? I added some sugar to it so it tastes better, too."
"Yeah, it does. Nice touch."
"Thanks. I'm happy to not be like all those lame people that never bother with sugar in their tea."
Foxy kept drinking and quickly drained his cup, then held it up towards Puppet. "Can I have more, please?"
"More? Okay, okay, let me get you another cup." Puppet took the empty cup and put it back under the coffee-maker, where it dispensed more tea. Then he went over to the fridge and did something else. "Alright, time to add the ice...hmm, don't remember the ice looking like that, but oh well...alright, it's all done." Puppet turned and handed Foxy the tea cup. "I added some ice to it to make it colder. Hope you like it."
Foxy, without a moment of hesitation, started to sip down more tea, not paying attention to the oddly-colored ice cubes he saw floating in the tea...and did a minor spit take.
"GAAH!" He yelled, as his taste receptors were overloaded with what seemed like spiciness. "That cup was spicy, Puppet! What on earth did you put in there?!"
Puppet looked surprised. "Wait, it is?" He took the tea cup from Foxy and observed the tea floating inside. "Hey, wait a minute...those ice cubes look a bit red! Dang, Bon-Bon must've mixed hot sauce with the ice cubes again. He did it one time before in an attempt to annoy me."
Foxy groaned, both in annoyance and in pain. "Ugh, makes sense for him to do that. He probably got offended by something you did and thought hot sauce would be a nice trick."
Puppet nodded, looking solemn. "He's just too much. I wish Ballora would give me that new security system I asked for, so I can stop Bon-Bon from breaking into my room."
"Yeah, I actually think that'd be a good idea now. I really do not appreciate him doing stuff like this."
"Really? Well, I appreciate your support, but how'd you benefit from the security system being implemented?"
"Well, so I can keep Bon-Bon under control, of course. It'd be great to be able to stop him from doing anything too drastic. Also, seeing him get zapped a little by an electric fence might be a little entertaining...no offense to him, but he's been a bit rowdy lately, so a good zap might get him out of the mood."
Puppet shrugged. "Hmm, yeah. I'd definitely find it funny, seeing him get knocked down a peg." As Puppet poured out the contents of the tea cup into his sink, Foxy thought for a moment, and spoke up.
"Okay, so how about we go back upstairs now? I don't want to bother you for too much longer."
"It's alright, but I do agree with us leaving." Puppet responded. "Let me go and grab your phone, and then we can head back upstairs." He headed out of the kitchen area and over to the computer room. Foxy saw Puppet remove his phone from the charger, then come back over and hand it to Foxy. Foxy took it contently, and was pleased to turn it on and see that it was fully charged. It was definitely a surprise that the charger had worked so fast, but it was a nice surprise, too.
With that settled, Foxy and Puppet walked over to the tv room and started up the ladder, heading upwards.
"Phew, finally back to the pizzeria." Foxy said as they exited the box and headed out of the auditorium and down the big hallway. "I'm kind of tired from everything we've done today, so I think it'd be good for me to go and take a nap for a bit."
"Wait, wait, before you leave...I say we have one last pokemon GO battle." Puppet proposed. "We didn't get to officially finish the last one, right? Let's do it for real this time around."
Foxy nodded. "Fair enough. Let's connect to the simulator again."
They spent a few minutes getting re-connected to the battle simulator website again, using their phones to do so, and once they were finished, another battle started up. This time, Foxy had the simulator send out his Tauros first.
"I've chosen Tauros this time." Foxy announced.
"Well, I've chosen a Rattata! I caught him just yesterday." Puppet replied, as on Foxy's phone screen, Puppet sent out said rat pokemon.
"Then let's go! I'm using Tackle!"
Tauros used Tackle! The screen read, as Foxy's Tauros tackled Puppet's Rattata and knocked off a bit of its health.
"Rattata, also use tackle!" Puppet commanded.
Rattata used Tackle! The screen read, as Puppet's Rattata did the same move back to Tauros and knocked off a bit of health there too.
"Tauros, use Sandstorm." Foxy's Tauros whipped up a sandstorm.
"Rattata, Sandstorm." The screen read that Rattata tried to Sandstorm, but didn't know the move.
"Puppet, your pokemon doesn't know that move. Use the moves that you actually have."
"Wait, what? Oh yeah, that's right, I need to use the moves I actually have..."
Huh, why does my Tauros have that move, anyhow? Tauros only learns that move by TM. Foxy thought, a little confused that his pokemon had such a move at its disposal, but decided to go along with it anyway. Sandstorm wasn't a bad move to have.
"Uh...Rattata, counter-attack with...whatever you feel like, I guess?" Puppet tried, but the screen only read that Rattata didn't know the move. In fact, it also read: Rattata got bored and fell asleep!
Foxy couldn't help but snicker a little. "Wow, your Rattata just went and fell asleep. How's that feel?"
Puppet grumbled in frustration. "Great, now what?"
"Now I win the game. Tauros, tackle again!"
Foxy's Tauros used the move again...and landed a critical hit, reducing Rattata to barely any health left. And then Rattata was buffeted by the previously-summoned Sandstorm, causing it to faint.
Rattata is unable to battle! The winner is Foxy! The game read, with victorious music playing on Foxy's phone.
"Ha! I win! I destroyed you at this game!" Foxy gloated in celebration. "Who's laughing now, Puppet?"
Puppet grumbled even louder. "I lost again?! Dang it, I can't win, Foxy! You beat me at all those other challenges we did, and now you beat me at Pokemon GO? Either I'm pretty bad at all this, or you're cheating somehow."
"No, no, that was legit. And I won! Good game, though. You did put in some effort."
"Well, that's something, I guess. Although it's not another case of two versus one, is it?"
"Nope, not this time."
"Yeah, he's not lying. I don't even know what dumb game you two are playing, and I couldn't care less about helping Foxy with it."
Puppet just shook his head. "Oh, nevermind. Go on and head back to your room."
"Great! Want to come with me? We can walk and talk before we say goodbye for the night."
"Sure, sure. I guess that's the least I can do, since you won and all."
A few minutes after they decided this, they arrived at Foxy's room and his cove. Foxy stared at his cove, already feeling partly ready to go in there, draw his curtains closed, and get more sleep. Sleep felt good, sleep allowed him to have entertaining dreams, and it altogether was a problem-less venture, unlike real life. As much as Foxy was annoyed with Freddy sleeping all the time and refusing to come out, he had to admit that sleeping had its merits.
Foxy approached his cove, and he surveyed it from outside, he saw the trapdoor again, reminding him of something.
"So, Puppet, you're actually planning to finish my back room's renovations soon, right? No joking around?" Foxy asked, very interested to know if his back room was finally going to be completed and ready.
"Yes, as of the current situation, I'd say that it's pretty close. Not too sure, but that's my estimate." Puppet assured him. "And also, since it's getting so close to being finished, I'll let you in on a little secret...I'll give you the exact number. As of right now, I'd say that it's...eighty percent done."
"Nice! Hey, eighty percent sounds like a lot. Are you sure I can't just check it out early now?"
"No, no, not yet! I'm not letting you see an inch of it until it's one hundred percent done. That's how I planned it, and there will be no exceptions to that."
"Really? Come on, are you sure?"
"As I said, no exceptions. If you get dust everywhere, the room will be ruined and I'll have to start over in some areas."
Foxy, despite thinking that it was ridiculous, nodded begrudgingly. "Fine, I'll keep waiting. Go on and do whatever you're planning on doing now, because I want to get some sleep."
"Okay, then. See you later." Puppet said, waving to Foxy as he turned and began to leave the room. "Oh, and stop cheating at all the games we play! It's not funny!"
"Bye! And I'm not cheating!" Foxy claimed, but Puppet had already left. "Oh, well, he can believe whatever he wants to believe." Foxy went into his cove, closed his curtains, and deactivated himself again. As much of a boring day it had been, at least the land of dreams offered more to him than reality...
"Foxy, you're delaying the inevitably for far too long. You must get to it soon."
He was back in the dimly-lit parts room again. And there was the cloaked figure, working at the table again. He was already accustomed to it by now, so he wasted no time stuttering or acting surprised.
"Delaying? Delaying what?" Foxy asked.
"The collection of the necessary items, Foxy. You need to get to it soon, otherwise, certain things may happen. Understand?"
"Well, I don't fully understand, but...sure, why not? I'll see what I can do, I guess."
"I'll take that as a response. Now that I've given you my reminder, you may go now. Sweet dreams..." For the first time, the cloaked figure let out a soft bout of laughter. Then it quit speaking and got back to work.
Foxy couldn't say for sure what it was about the cloaked figure that struck him as immensely unsettling or odd, but as everything faded again and he felt himself slip back into dreamland, it was the figure's laugh that stuck out to him most. It was so familiar to him, so strikingly close to something he had heard before, but he couldn't tell where he had heard it.
Still, there was something odd about the figure, that was for sure...
Chapter 63: Ballora's Dance Class
Summary:
Ballora calls Foxy and Puppet into her room so she can teach them how to properly dance.
Chapter Text
"Okay, Dinah, this has been taking far too long! Even without tomato sauce, you shouldn't be taking this long. I mean, come on, how hard is it to make a pizza?"
"It is-a very hard, Foxy! Much harder than many people on this Earth give it credit for! And it gets even harder if the recipe lacks key ingredients!"
Foxy found himself in the middle of a conversation with Dinah today. He was getting bored and impatient with the chef's lack of progress on making any kind of pizza, and he was giving Dinah a piece of his mind while attempting to find out why the chef was taking so long to get his job done.
"I cannot be distracted when I cook, Foxy." Dinah went on, stubbornly focusing his attention on something he was cooking in one of the stoves. "As a chef, I must give all my focus and attention to my crafts. Otherwise, no significant progress is possible, especially when it concerns making a pizza that is impossible to make without the key ingredient of tomato sauce!"
Foxy sighed. "Really? That's the reason you've been taking weeks to make one, single pizza? That's the reason you keep delaying things?"
"Yes, Foxy, yes! It is impossible, I tell you, impossible! Making pizza with tomato sauce is not something anyone could ever do in the process of making delicious food!"
"Have you even put any thought into it?"
"Well, yes, of course! I have been trying for a long while to come up with a replacement, but it is difficult! At first, I thought the chicken blood you animatronics so graciously gave me would suffice, but no, it is not the same! And now I have no ideas on what to do."
"Okay, then let me articulate this to you. Dinah, you know that when making a pizza, there's other options you can use as substitutes for tomato sauce, right? I mean, come on, I'm not even a professional chef and I know stuff like this! You could use other sauces instead, like alfredo or barbecue sauce...even garlic butter would be acceptable for me! And unlike tomato sauce, we actually HAVE those ingredients! You're completely welcome to use them, too, so why hold off?"
Dinah looked repulsed. "Alfredo? Barbecue? Garlic Butter?! No, no! There is no way that those will be suitable substitutes! If I'm going to make a pizza for everyone here to enjoy, them I am going to make a true pizza: an italiano pizza, the most delicious of pizzas! No other pizza would be good enough."
Foxy stared at Dinah in disbelief, disbelieving that Dinah was being this hard-pressed about making a pizza. Then he groaned loudly. "Oh...my...GOD!" Foxy walked over to the garbage chute and opened it up, hoping to vent his frustration to Garbage. "Hey! Garbage! Are you hearing all of this nonsense, or should I say, garbage coming out of Dinah's mouth? It's unbelievable?"
"Garbage coming out of his mouth?" Garbage stuttered from inside the chute, and for some reason, he sounded offended. "Just...wow. You must think you're clever and funny for that one, Foxy, but you're really not."
"Come on, that's what you're getting worked up about?"
"Yeah, I am. Although what I really want to know is...who is this 'Alfred' guy you're talking about?"
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Um, what?"
"Alfred. You were talking about some kind of Alfred thing up there."
"It's alfredo. And it's a type of pasta and pasta sauce, according to my databanks."
"Hmm."
Foxy, hearing Garbage go on, decided to test him. "Hey, Garbage, I forgot your real name. What is it again?"
"My real name? Oh, it's, uh...Georgie."
Foxy narrowed his eyes. He knew Garbage was going to say that. "Nice try, Garbage. I know that your real name is actually Philip."
"Wait, you did? Then why'd you ask for my name?"
"I was testing you to see if you'd lie to me, and sure enough, you did. In fact, Georgie starts with the same letter as Garbage, so something tells me that you didn't put much thought into making that name."
"Starts with a G? No, it doesn't. One starts with a J, and the other starts with a G."
Foxy blinked. "Are you sure about that?"
"Pretty sure."
"Um, that does not-a sound right." Dinah commented confusedly. "I am pretty sure that Georgie starts with a 'G', if I am not mistaken."
"Yeah, see, Garbage? I'm not the only one who thinks that it starts with a G; Dinah agrees with me."
"But it's not. It's spelled: J-O-R-G-Y."
"What? But that's pronounced hor-gy, not Georgie!" Dinah corrected once again.
"Oh, but...I, uh, come from a very interesting background with some very peculiar people. You can't tell me how to spell my name."
"Well...you have a point by saying that we can't tell you how to spell your name, but your name isn't Jorgy, Garbage. It's Philip."
"Okay, yeah, but my point still stands."
"I mean, technically we could demand you to spell your name in a particular way, but it might cause more trouble then we would want. Anyway, that's all I wanted from you, so I'll be leaving you alone now."
"Hooray! I was waiting for you to stop bothering me."
"Ouch, that's kind of rude. Thanks for listening anyhow, though. Bye."
"Later."
Foxy closed up the chute again. He was a bit surprised that Garbage had been so rude before he had left, but it wasn't entirely unexpected. The security guard already disliked Foxy and the others for holding him captive in the garbage chute, and the mental state of the former security guard had been getting funkier since he had started living in the sewers down inside the chute. With all these factors, it wasn't out of the question that Garbage would want the animatronics to leave him be.
Getting back to the topic Foxy had been previously concerned with, he faced Dinah again. "So, let's get back to our conversation about the pizza. I know you're set on making a true pizza, but it's not necessary, okay? I know I pester and pester you every day to make us a pizza, but I'm not picky. I'll take any pizza that you make, so use anything as a substitute for pizza! I mean, we have carrots, so you could use carrot juice. I know it'd be a bit of an unorthodox recipe, but I think it'd work. Besides, I'm kind of curious how that combination would taste."
Dinah shook his head again. "No, no, that is not right. However...I have been thinking, and I do know one other recipe. Maybe, just maybe, I could make it instead. But there's another problem with this- the cheese! I took a look at the cheese you animatronics have here in the kitchen, and it is-a rotten! I cannot use rotten cheese!"
Foxy did a double-take. "Wait, what? The cheese is rotten? No, that can't be right; we bought that cheese a week ago! It should still be fresh!"
"Well, it is not! Every kind of cheese in that fridge is rotten, and even everything else in there has gone bad! I even saw mold and fungus over a few of them, and I am disgusted! How can you animatronics expect me to make a good pizza if I can only work with this garbage?"
Foxy just sputtered in surprise. How could he have seen this coming? The cheese getting bad was bad enough, but...EVERYTHING had gone bad? How could that have even happened?
"How in the-" Foxy choked, and he started to suspect how it may have happened. "Wait...is the fridge even plugged in?"
"No, it wasn't! The light was off and it wasn't even cold inside there!"
"What?! The fridge was unplugged? Then that means...wait a minute! I know who must've unplugged it!"
"Who?"
"Freddy, it had to be him! Before he went into his room and started sleeping all day, I saw him in here. And then this happened..."
FLASHBACK
"Freddy, what are you doing in here?" Foxy asked, having come into the room in order to grab some food from the pantry. Freddy was kneeling over at the other side of the room, with the fridges pushed aside as he reached behind them for something.
"It's terrible! I'm trying to get what I lost!" Freddy complained.
"What'd you lose?"
"My favorite feather! I plucked it from the first chicken I ever saw! I was coming in here, trying to reach something on the shelf...and I dropped it and it fell behind the fridges!"
"Oh. Well, good luck finding it. I'll just be here to grab some food and then I'll be on my way. Be careful not to unplug the fridges."
"Okay, okay...now, where is it? It must've fallen somewhere at this spot here..."
As Foxy walked over to one of the cabinets in the room, he heard a strange buzzing noise. "Freddy? Did you do something back there?"
"Nope. Nothing at all."
"Just checking."
FLASHBACK END
"...and that's what happened. I didn't even realize it at the time, but he must've unplugged the fridge to get the cords out of the way. Dang it!" Foxy groused. "Not surprised that he ended up dropping that feather, though. It's the kind of thing he tends to do."
Dinah shook his head and put a hand to his forehead. "Ay yi yi. That bear sure is a clumsy one. Let's-a be lucky that's he sleeping rather than messing up this kitchen."
"Right, I-"
As they talked, the kitchen door came open. Puppet came in, closing the door behind him. "Hey, Foxy."
"Ah! Greetings, Puppet. So nice to see you again." Dinah said, waving cheerily.
"Hello to you too, Dinah."
"What brings you here? Here to help me make-a the pizza?"
"Sorry, can't help you with that. I'm here for something else." Puppet narrowed his eyes and looked downward. "Having trouble remembering what the thing was, though. I got here so fast that I forgot what I was coming for. Something about Ballora..."
"Ballora?!" Foxy exclaimed, and his mind switched to thoughts of Ballora strapping him to a chair and laughing evilly. Foxy grinned unconvincingly. "Um, no offense to her, but what she does definitely isn't up my alley."
"Trying to remember what she wanted, though." Puppet muttered. "Hmm...ah, got it!" Puppet put a fist into his open hand and turned to Foxy. "Ballora said something about dancing. Apparently, she wants to talk to us about something dancing-related. She asked me to come and get you, and then to meet her in her room."
Foxy twitched. He wasn't trying to shove off Ballora- after all, she was his friend- but he really wasn't in the mood to see her today. If she was in an excitable mood, Foxy never wanted to be around her. When excitable, she tended to come up with ideas for fun things for her to do and then try to rope Foxy and the others into it. Foxy had been hoping to have today to himself, which was why he was trying to avoid Ballora.
"Do...do I have to go?" Foxy asked anxiously.
Puppet shrugged. "Technically, no. I'm just the messenger, not the one preparing the dancing thing. I already agreed to go, but if you're not in the mood, you should tell Ballora that, not me."
Foxy froze, and he knew at once that telling Ballora 'no' to her ideas when she was in an excitable mood was incredibly unsafe to do. She would either get mad at him, which would be bad since she was much worse when she angry, or she would stubbornly force Foxy to come anyway.
"Dang, then I'll have to go whether I like it or not." Foxy sighed. "She'll just drag me there herself if I don't come. She always does...and she could drag me physically by the tail if she so felt like it. I do not want to have to experience that."
"Yeah, that's true. Kind of why I decided to agree to it, but I also just did it since she's my friend and everything." Puppet replied. "And it's too bad that your tail makes you easy to drag. Happens to those who are bears."
"Puppet."
"Okay, okay, foxes. Sorry."
"Apology accepted. Now, let's just go already, before Ballora gets impatient. We'll see you later, Dinah."
"Goodbye, then! I shall continue to work on the pizza...even if it is impossible to do so." Dinah responded, waving Foxy and Puppet goodbye as they left the room.
"Not nice of you to use the bear joke again, Puppet. Freddy's a bear, okay? But not me."
"He's a snow bear, if anything." Puppet responded, smirking. "You'd just be a normal bear."
"Not a bear."
"Sorry, sorry."
"Can't believe we're doing this, but here goes..." Foxy muttered as he and Puppet approached Ballora's room. He pushed open the doors and trooped inside with Puppet.
Ballora was there, as Foxy expected. She was wearing her Christmas sweater again while pacing back and forth across her stage, facing the wall every time she turned. Foxy knew that she had been waiting for him like that. Reggie was in the room, too, standing at his usual spot and quietly watching Ballora pace back and forth.
"Hi, Ballora. I'm here." Foxy greeted, trying to be positive.
"Oh!" Ballora turned and saw Foxy, then smiled pleasantly. "Hey, Foxy! Hey, Puppet! Good to see that you're here."
"Well, I...I...what in the heck are those doing there?"
Foxy had meant to start talking to Ballora, but he had noticed something in the corners of his eyes as he came in and had stopped mid-sentence to look, and was now a bit confused. Two giant presents were in the room, one on the left side and one on the right. They were half as tall as the room itself, several times bigger then any normal kind of presents, and had taken the spaces that the tables and sofas had previously occupied.
"Oh, wow. Those are some big presents." Puppet said, looking at them in quiet surprise.
"Ballora, what's with these giant presents?" Foxy asked.
"I put them there for decoration. They look pretty nice, don't they?" Ballora replied.
"Is there anything inside them?"
"Of course not, they're just there to look good. Besides, I didn't get any gifts to wrap this year that would've required a present that big."
Foxy laughed. "Imagine someone getting a giant present with nothing in it for Christmas. It'd probably be the letdown of the century."
"Anyways, I thank you both for dropping in!" Ballora greeted. "Wait, no, you didn't drop into the room...um, thank you for dropping by! There, that sounds more appropriate. Now, I've gathered both of you here for something very important. Listen up!"
"Alright, alright." Foxy agreed, and he and Puppet went up to the stage, where Ballora stood waiting for them.
"So, let's get right to it! I have called for both of you today because I'm here to talk to you about-"
"But we're talking right now. Isn't that enough?" Puppet interrupted.
Ballora gave him a death glare. "Do you mind?"
Puppet faltered a bit. "Um, no, I don't. Do you?"
"Just a little bit, yes. For that interruption, Puppet, I'm going to be having you work the hardest out of all of us today."
"Should've been more careful, Puppet." Foxy snickered.
"Settle down, you two! I'm the teacher here now, so my voice is priority!" Ballora announced firmly. "Today, I've decided that we're going to learn how to dance!"
"For...what reason?" Foxy inquired, unimpressed that this was the important thing that Ballora had called him here for. "We don't want to learn how to dance. We're fine without that ability."
"What reason, you may ask? Simple: for the Christmas party coming up! That's right, we're going to be having a Christmas party on Christmas eve, the night before Christmas begins!"
"Again with Christmas? Come on, Ballora, why does everything have to be related to Christmas with you?"
"It's coming very soon, Foxy! We need to be ready."
"But...how many days has it been?" Puppet stuttered.
"I've got no idea. Feels like five years have passed, with how slow this month has been going." Foxy grumbled. "Seriously, this month has just been dragging on and on. When is January going to get here?"
It felt this way to Foxy, at least. October and November had been months of activity, both of which had flown by...but for Foxy, December was slow, crawling. It felt like forever before a day was over, and the nights weren't much better. That was the reason Foxy had been spending so much time sleeping: it was a much faster way to pass the time, and besides, his dreams offered him more to do than the real world.
"You guys are overexaggerating. It's only the sixteenth of December; Christmas is only about a little over a week away." Ballora said.
"Well, I don't think we really need to learn how to dance to prepare for any party. My dance moves are fine on their own." Foxy claimed, and he started to do the robot. "See? I can do the robot. That means I can dance."
"Uh, me too." Puppet claimed, piggybacking on Foxy's excuse and starting to do the robot too.
Ballora watched them dance, flabbergasted, and then facepalmed. "Oh my goodness, those dance moves...you guys are so old-school! If we're going to be dancing at the party, we need fresh and exciting moves."
"Hey, old school is fine! Even it can rock a place. Watch this." Foxy said, and he started to lay down on his front, get back up again, and repeat the process. "See this? It's great, and it works! With this, I could be the best dancer in the whole place!" Ballora gave him a look. "Er, besides you, of course. I might never get to your caliber."
"Negative talk like that won't work! In fact, with your guys' disaster of a dance move selection, I feel like we really need to work on this." Ballora declared strictly. "And it won't be easy. With your low level of skill, we'll have no choice but to start from the bottom and work our way up. But with enough effort, we can get there, and soon enough, you guys won't just know how to dance...you'll know how to dance properly! After all, the Christmas party will need proper dancing!"
Foxy and Puppet looked at each other, and they knew at once that they had no choice. Ballora was set on teaching them, and there was no turning back. Foxy felt a little miffed, but he decided to accept it. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to improve his dancing. Maybe he'd even have a bit of fun with it.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it." Foxy accepted, and Puppet nodded along with him.
"Great, I'm glad you made the right choice." Ballora responded approvingly. "So!" She clapped her hands together. "Let's get into position! You two, try to stand a reasonable distance apart from each other. You'll need room to stretch your arms and legs out, as well as to dance."
Foxy and Puppet started to inch away from each other, trying to guess where to stand. Ballora came over and ushered them along, making them adjust and re-adjust until she finally told them they were at satisfactory positions. It took a minute to do so, but they got through it nonetheless.
"Alright, we're all good!" She confirmed, and she strutted right back up to her stage. "Now, let's start with some warm-ups, ladies! Wait, my mistake, you're not girls. Let's start, boys!"
"Yeah, was about to mention that. We're guys." Puppet clarified. "Well, I know I'm a guy. I dunno about Foxy's gender."
"Hey, I'm also a guy! Don't mistake me for a girl because of my coloration." Foxy replied. He knew that the others sometimes thought he might be a girl because of his pink coloration and his nails. He did not appreciate this very much, and despite the numerous amount of times he had told them he was a guy, they were still skeptical.
"Foxy's gender? Oh...yeah, I think it'd be for the best if we didn't go there right now." Ballora decided. "Besides, now is the time to learn to dance! Firstly, the warm-ups. I'll need to take my sweater off for this, so give me a second." She got her sweater off and threw it into the area under the cover.
Huh, she put it into the piano again. Foxy thought. No wonder that piano hasn't been working so well- it's probably been messed with from the inside somehow.
"There, it's off! Now, back to warming up! Ready?" Ballora asked them enthusiastically. "Let's start with some simple arm raises! The arms may not be as important as the legs, but it's essential that you get them ready to bend in every which way! I'll count, and you follow my example." She raised her arms up so that they were facing forward. "One!" She moved them back down to her sides. "Two! Now, just repeat that motion."
Foxy started to repeat the motion, with Puppet joining in. It was a relatively simple motion, but it did help that his arms got to stretch out. Ballora counted all the way, and they went through the process for a few more seconds
"Eight...nine...ten!" Ballora finished, and she stopped doing the arm raises. "Alright, good job. But that one is relatively simple, so let's go with something a bit harder. Time for squats. Once again, I'll count, and you follow my lead. One, two..."
They did squats as deep down as their legs could bend. This was much more challenging, and Foxy could feel his endoskeleton legs inside the suit undergoing strain. Still, he kept at it with the hopes that he wouldn't have to do many more of them.
However, once Ballora finished counting to ten with the squats, she then had Foxy and Puppet do both arm raises and squats at the same time.
"Four! Five! Come on, guys, keep going!" She led.
"This is some workout. My endo-legs haven't been under this much strain for a while." Foxy grunted.
"Well, don't stop! No pain, no gain, as they say! Six...seven...eight...nine...ten!"
They finally finished with the exercises, giving Foxy a break to relax his worked legs.
"Okay, good! Are you two feeling warm yet?" Ballora inquired.
"A bit too much." Foxy complained.
"Great, because we're going to be turning up it up! You're used to it now, so you should be able to handle harder warm-ups! I better see you two working hard. Now, repeat after me as we lower ourselves down to the floor and get back up! One...two..."
And then they started to do those exercises. These ones would have been easy normally, but Ballora was making them do it in quick succession, which tired Foxy out much faster than normal.
"Keep going! I'd better see you go ALL the way down, until your body hits the floor! Then straight back up until you're completely at your feet!" Ballora ordered them. "Eight...nine...ten! Finished!" She finally said so, and Foxy sat down exhaustedly, Puppet quickly joining them.
"Phew. This is rough." Puppet sighed.
"Very good, both of you! Feeling the burn anywhere inside yourselves yet?"
"I'm tired." Foxy replied.
"Oh, don't give in yet! We have another exercise to do! On your feet, and repeat after me!" She made Foxy and Puppet stand up, then said. "Okay, forward lunges! Go!" She started yet another exercise, ushering the others to do the same. "One...two! Come on, go in far! I'd better be seeing your knees go a good distance before you bring them back!"
They continued. Foxy was feeling ready to quit already, but knowing that they hadn't even gotten to the dance moves yet, he powered through it. He also noticed how he wasn't quite used to what Ballora was putting through, and made a mental note to himself to exercise a little bit every day in case he had to go through this ever again.
"Good performance, both of you. We can finally get to the dance moves." Ballora instructed, nodding approvingly. "Let's start with a basic move. I want you two to simple bob your head up and down as you swing your arms left and right. Repeat after me." She began to do so, and Foxy tried his best to copy her actions.
He was bit erratic with his movements, and he often found himself messing things up with his speed. Meanwhile, Puppet was going a bit slower than he was, but he wasn't nearly trying as hard as Foxy to completely replicate the dance movements.
"Go until I say stop! Come on, keep up the pace! Find a rhythm in your movements!" She ordered. "This is only the basic move! Did I say 'hard' or 'complicated' or 'challenging'? No, I said basic, so you can surely do it! And back, and forth, and back, and forth...good, good, that's what I like to see! Now, time for some more graceful techniques. Stand on one leg and twirl!"
She twirled on the spot as she stood on one leg, and Foxy recognized her perfect form. He could tell she was an expert. Feeling confidence, he got on one leg and tried to twirl himself. It was nowhere near as good as Ballora's, but he figured it was decent. Puppet, meanwhile, was having a bit more difficulty, as his legs did not seem designed for twirling. After a few minutes of difficulty, he managed to put on a sort-of twirl that looked passable enough to count as an actual twirl.
"Yes, yes, good work!" Ballora cheered. "You guys might just pass for normal backup dancers if you practice all the little details of the movement! Okay, you can stop." Everyone stopped dancing at once. "But yes, I must emphasize that your moves need work. Foxy, you're fine enough as is, but you've got to focus on your form and stop going so quickly. Puppet, you have it partly right, but you need a bit more energy in it."
"We're doing the best we can, Ballora. Hold your horses." Foxy muttered.
"I'm just giving criticism, alright? Don't forgot that I'm doing this for your sakes. With my help, you could be great dancers. Now, here's the next one! I'm raising the bar super high, so you'd better pay close attention! Three, two, one...start!"
And she started a mixture of dance movements. She twirled and twirled, dancing gracefully, then she hopped on one foot, then the other, and then repeat. She bended her arms to her movements, and she moved her legs in many different positions. Then she spun, around and around, her arms held over her head as she moved across the stage, back and forth, side to side.
Foxy found himself struggling instantly. He tried to replicate her dance moves, but she was moving so fast and so intricately that he had no chance of accurately copying any of it. When she got to her spin, he found himself unable to continue, having tried to spin like her but only falling over every time; only Ballora's legs were capable of such graceful spins. Puppet had already given up, and was just watching wordlessly.
"Ballora, stop! These dances are way too hard!" Foxy called. "You're only able to do all that because you were designed to! How are we supposed to learn to dance if we aren't designed like you are?"
"Oh, simmer down." She replied, finally ending her spin. "I was just giving an example. That was one of the finest dance moves an animatronic could pull off! Master that, and you'd have the potential to master any kind of dance move in existence, whether easy or hard. Although my animatronic structure was specifically made for such dances...so I suppose that you two might not be able to do it."
"Of course we can't, Ballora. We're not professional, well-built dancers like you are. We were designed with different functions in mind."
Ballora crossed her arms and tapped her foot irritably. "Goodness me. And here I was, thinking I could make you two into excellent dancers today. But no! Not only do you not have my structure that's good for dancing, but you two are two stubborn to put in the correct amount of effort."
"Well, excuse me for not being enthusiastic for something I've got little experience in. I gave it a shot, but I don't think it's for me."
"The basic dance move was fine, but all that other stuff is too advanced." Puppet commented.
"Fine, fine. I suppose you two don't have to be masters of dancing." Ballora accepted, nodding begrudgingly. "You can just stick to the basic dance, I guess. That should be enough to satisfy the requirements for the Christmas party."
"I can do that. Also, I think I might be able to add some other movements in there. How about this?" Foxy did the arm swinging and head bobbing movement, but added in some extra hip movements, as well doing some stepping motions with his legs.
Ballora clapped. "Oh, good! I appreciate the creativity with your dance."
Foxy felt a bit more motivated to hear her say that, and he continued by dancing in a circle, hopping onto and off of the nearby chairs as he did so.
"Hey, hey, hey! Stay off of my chairs!" Ballora cut in suddenly. "You'll ruin the leather with all that stomping."
"They're made of...leather?" Foxy quickly felt the chair. "Oh, they actually are leather! I thought they were soft, like sofas."
"They used to be, but I replaced them with leather. I think it's nicer. But I did that a while ago, Foxy! How did you not realize that I replaced the chairs? I mean, we've been in this place for two months already, so I was hoping you'd figure out everything about it."
"Yeah, I know, I know. I'll try to remember from now on- even if the information doesn't really have much of a use. And hey, since I'm here...hey, Reggie."
Reggie started, having been looking off into the distance until they had talked to him. "Oh! Uh, yes Foxy?"
"I was thinking about the past days, and I remember something. A couple of days ago, Puppet and I came in here while we were playing a game of scaring, and I noticed that you seemed kind of spaced out that day. You had your eyes closed while you just stood there."
"Yeah, I was wondering about that too. What gives, Reggie?" Puppet questioned curiously.
"That? Apologies if that felt off-putting to you, but I was merely thinking to myself while Ballora was away." Reggie explained collectedly. "I tend to daydream, you see. It's hard not to think of good old England, where I was born. Oh, how I miss it. I wonder what's been going on there without me."
"Was that it? Huh, interesting. It was confusing to me why you seemed more ready to close your eyes then to pay attention to me or Puppet much."
Reggie shrugged. "I didn't exactly understand what it was that you two were trying to do, so I simply decided to stay out of it."
"It did make me and Puppet a bit curious why you were so spaced out. Oh, and...did you have your headphones in again that day?"
"Certainly. I was actually listening to some very good orchestral music...and trying to see if I would like that 'heavy metal' music, too."
Foxy blinked. "Heavy metal? Wow, that's...pretty unexpected. Out of all the people in this place, I would've never pictured you to be the one to listen to that stuff."
Reggie raised an eyebrow. "What of it? I just wanted to broaden my horizons, that's all. It was actually good, but nothing beats classical and orchestral. Soothing for the soul, you know."
"Yeah, it is kind of out-of-nowhere to hear you talk about enjoying heavy metal. Weird." Puppet said, a bit bewilderedly.
"Alright, you two, stop badgering him." Ballora interrupted, going in front of Reggie and pushing Foxy and Puppet back. "Just because he might enjoy heavy metal music doesn't make him different from any of the other guards that might be like him. And he's so different from us, either."
"Well, that depends." Foxy replied. "What kind of music do you like to listen to, Ballora?"
"Classical tunes, of course! Very relaxing to listen to, and great overall. Beethoven is my personal favorite composer."
Yeah, sounds like Ballora, alright. Wouldn't put it past her to listen to stuff like that. Foxy thought.
"Oh, and..." Ballora looked at the floor a little anxiously. "...I might end up listening to the occasional K-pop song..."
And that too, huh? I don't doubt that Ballora listens to that, either.
"Hey, I see those looks in your guys' eyes! Listen, I really only listen to that when I'm hanging out with Baby, okay? On my own, I'd never turn it on."
Foxy found himself doubting this claim a little bit, but he continued forward onto other things. "So, are we done dancing? Can I go back to the kitchen and get back to kicking Dinah in gear so he finally starts to make that pizza we've been waiting for?"
Ballora stared incredulously at Foxy. "Wait, what? Are you seriously telling me that Dinah is still trying to make a pizza?"
"Yeah, I know! It's ridiculous!" Foxy exclaimed in annoyance. "He absolutely refuses to make pizza unless he has tomato sauce! And no matter what other substitutes I name- alfredo sauce, barbecue sauce, carrot sauce- he just won't do it! I don't know what's with him."
"Actually, I think I remember why. Haven't you checked the fridge lately? Everything in there went bad."
Foxy grimaced. "Don't remind me. I'm still not pleased to hear about that. Freddy unplugged it after he lost his favorite feather, which isn't surprising, but it's still a bother."
Ballora nodded slowly. "Yeah, sounds like Freddy, alright. Don't know what kind of feather it would've had to be to get him to unplug the fridge in search of it."
"Me neither. It's definitely like him to do so, though."
"Definitely. I mean, where'd he even get that feather from? Did you ask him?"
Foxy thought for a moment, and the answer came to him. It was so obvious where the feather came from. "This is just a guess, but it was probably a chicken. Probably the first ever piece of chicken he saw, in fact. I think he mentioned that when I asked him some time before he closed himself into his upper room."
Ballora gasped lightly. "That does make a lot of sense! He would try to pluck a feather from a chicken as a memento."
"Yep. Puppet, we have you to blame for this."
Puppet flinched. "Huh? What'd I do?"
"Don't you remember? You not only gave him his first piece of chicken, but you also convinced him that eating chicken was the best way to make him popular with kids."
"You did do that, Puppet." Ballora added. "Ever since that day, Freddy's been obsessed with chicken. I don't even remember the last time I saw him eat something else, come to think of it."
"Aww, come on. I was just trying to help him." Puppet protested.
"Sorry, Puppet, but you were the one who caused it. No denying that." Foxy stated, shaking his head. Intentional or not, it was Puppet's fault that Freddy had descended into chicken mania. While it would've been harmless enough if Freddy kept it to himself, he was unfortunately not the type to keep it to himself. He had bothered everyone else about chicken several times over in the past, and his chicken infatuation had even caused Bon-Bon to permanently separate from him. All this had happened just because Puppet had changed Freddy's mind about which food he should primarily eat.
"Don't pin the whole blame on me! I'm not responsible for what Freddy does!"
"But you still started it. In fact, Garbage is the one you should really be apologizing to." Ballora admit. "Freddy was the one assigned with the task of feeding him. Imagine the amount of chicken he must've given Garbage...I mean, didn't you see all those chicken bones down in the sewer? And there's probably even more down there since we last visited."
Foxy just shrugged. "Well, I won't hold it against you, Puppet, but I hope you know that your actions can cause domino effects like that. Either way, I've got to go back to Dinah and see if I can get the whole pizza situation sorted out. Hopefully I can convince Dinah to start work on a fully-fledged pizza instead of being stuck in the planning stages for an indefinite amount of time. We'll see you later."
"Oh, well, bye then!" Ballora called, waving as Foxy walked towards the exit door. "And be sure not to forgot the dance moves I taught you!"
"We won't!" Foxy called back.
Huh...should I tell her that I forgot pretty much all of the dance moves she showed me how to do? Foxy pondered. Eh, maybe it's better that she doesn't know.
Foxy departed from the room with Puppet and went down the big hallway. Then he parted ways with Puppet, waving goodbye to the marionette as he went in the direction of the auditorium while Foxy headed down the small hallway towards the main room and the kitchen. He was already shifting his mind towards the matters of pizza, and of the possible ways he could convince Dinah to make a different kind of pizza, and of the possible difficulties he might encounter in doing so...
Chapter 64: The Foxy Gender Debate
Summary:
Ballora and Puppet decide to test Foxy in an odd manner, but their ambitions cause things to go too far.
Chapter Text
What should I put here in this room, now that I've got an empty space to work with? A couple of chairs to sit in would do...oh, and a fireplace against this wall, too! I've always liked fireplaces.
Foxy was spending today deciding what he wanted his front room to look like, which was the room that his cove was in. It was completely empty save for the posters on the walls, which gave Foxy the chance to decide what to do with it if he ever decided to decorate it. Puppet's design had not been too favorable for him. The paintings were okay, but the stools and crates weren't his style.
So now he was thinking of what the front room would be if he decided what it would look like when decorated. Foxy was mostly doing so because of the fact that his back room was still closed off, yet unfinished by Puppet, who continued to take more and more time to finish it. If he was going to take so long, Foxy decided, then Foxy would take matters into his own hands and just plan out the look of a different room that he owned instead.
What else, what else? I could do whatever I want with this room, and there's so many options. Foxy thought, excited at his plans. Maybe some new paintings around the place, except this time, I get to pick what they look like! And a bear skin rug would be nice, too. I've always liked the idea of having one of those.
Makes me wonder if I could get one that looks similar to Freddy. Imagine the reaction I'd get when he sees it! Ah, pranks. They sure would make this place more exciting. As well as that, I'll have to install a new chicken coop for Gregory, too, since I'll probably have to go back to taking care of him once I find him again. Bon-Bon won't be too happy if I don't make sure to give Gregory a place to stay.
What else is there? Hmm...ah, I know! Lighting! The lightbulbs work fine, but maybe I could get some fancier lighting to get a better atmosphere in here. Maybe even a color-changing lights for parties! And I could use a downstairs, too; maybe if I figure out how to break down a wall somewhere here, I can get more space.
Foxy chuckled and laughed at his own ideas. It felt refreshing to think of his own ideas for his room, instead of leaving everything up to Puppet. The marionette was a good friend, but his ideas of what a good house looked like always clashed with Foxy's own ideas.
Wow, I've got so many good ideas. I never needed Puppet to do all this after all. I could do it perfectly well on my own. No offense to him, but I wish he'd use my plans instead of his. My room will look great if I can ever get around to decorating it! Although...what if this place opens? What will the kids think of my room? Will the company take action or punish me? Erm...eh, no, it's probably fine. This place doesn't seem like it's ever going to open, and it's not like the company bothers to control what me and my friends do here. I shouldn't be too worried. Besides, if the kids do come, they'd probably really like it!
Foxy felt sure about this. Back in the old place he had lived in, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, he once saw a survey conducted by the company where they asked the customers who their favorite animatronic was. When night came, Foxy had been able to check the list, and lo and behold, he was the most popular. That had boosted his confidence by a lot, thinking about all the people who thought he was great (and it had also been an excuse to gloat to everyone else all day long, which had resulted in many heated arguments.)
"Oh, yes, Foxy, that would certainly be good. Just think of all those kids, loudly shouting about how much they love you, about how you're their favorite...boosts your ego by a big margin, doesn't it?"
Foxy scowled. Are you being condescending to me?
"Of course not, Foxy! We're friends, aren't we?"
Tch, in your dreams. If I had a friend like you, I wouldn't need an enemy.
The voice giggled. "Such aggravation! Well, why not include me? I could give you some very good tips on how to properly decorate this room."
It's MY room, voice. I'm the one who gets to decide what it looks like. Nobody else needs to have a say in it, especially not you.
"Oh, come now! It wouldn't hurt to let me give just the teensiest bit of, shall we say...guidance, on how your room should look. Are my ideas not good enough for you?"
Yeah, they aren't. And that doesn't even begin to cover the reasons why I wouldn't let you have your input here.
"But there are so many good things we could do in this room! You're pink, aren't you? Maybe we should make this red, white, and yellow wallpaper closer to resembling your coloration!"
No! I'm only pink because that's how the suit looks. I don't want pink in my room!
"You sound so heated. Did I press a few of your buttons by accident? Well, in that case, why not add a dresser with a three-paneled mirror? It would give you the perfect place to do your little makeup things!"
I'm not a girl, voice! Stop trying to confuse me! And no, I'm not putting that in here. That's too much of a Ballora-esque thing to put in here. It's not my style.
"Fine, fine, then let us go into animatronic territory. Why not a setup that could work as a repair station? Not only could it be good for fixing any problems, but we could easily shine ourselves."
Shine ourselves? What does that even mean?
"That we clean your suit, of course. You're metal, so wouldn't you want to look nice and shiny?"
I mean, uh...I guess, but that feels like a weird thing to put in the front room where everybody's walking around. I don't think that works.
"Who cares what your loud, hyperactive friends think, Foxy? It would make sense if only you considered it and installed it, I say. After all, being presentable is important when you're dealing with some very intricate matters..."
Uh...okay? Well, you keep those ideas to yourself, and I'm going to stick with my own ideas, if you don't mind...not that I'd really care whether or not you minded. Foxy paused thinking for a moment. It felt weird talking to the voice, he had to admit. I can't believe I'm talking to the voice inside my head like this. It almost feels like I'm having a conversation with myself, or some kind of imaginary being. What a weird thing to do. It almost makes me think I might be getting crazier every moment.
"Well, you are getting crazier every moment. It's not a lie."
Stop it. I'm not that crazy, I'm just a bit more unique than humans are.
"Hmph, I suppose that personality doesn't matter if you're dealing with humans...no matter, no matter. Just continue with your little decorating scheme, or whatever it is you plan to do. Oh, and, by the way, I must ask...what was that you were muttering about last night?
Muttering? About what?
"It was something about collecting body parts, as I heard. Sounds very interesting to me. It seems similar to my own goals..."
Huh?
"Nevermind. It'd just be great to have a body again, wouldn't it? I'm so sick of living inside your robotic endo-skull."
Tough, then, because you're staying there. You're not to be trusted with a body, so even if I hate doing it, you're going to stay inside my head...whether you like it or not.
"So convinced you can keep me trapped here forever, it seems. Oh, but things change, Foxy. I'm not content to stay trapped inside your head for the rest of my days."
Too bad. Foxy focused for a moment, and by using his brainpower, he managed to push the voice out of his thoughts. There, the voice is gone. Now, back to figuring out what to put in my room! A couch and a tv, for sure. I'll want to be able to watch shows on cable tv or Netflix whenever I want to. Having a couch will also give me extra room, in case I want to invite anyone over for a marathon or something, so that'll be good. And I could also add-
"Woah!" Foxy exclaimed. He had turned around to face the doorway leading out of his room, and leaning into the room was both Puppet and Ballora. "Um...hello there, guys. What's up?"
"Oh, uh...hey there." Ballora greeted quietly. She was looking more towards Puppet.
Puppet was giving Foxy a suspicious and very serious look. "Foxy, I saw that look in your eye. We came in and heard you muttering to yourself, too. And you're staring around at your room...you're not thinking about trying to decorate or renovate this room, are you?"
I was muttering? Foxy thought. Dang it, I must've been speaking out loud without realizing. Why didn't I notice that? Nevermind, it's already too late to take that back. I need to defuse this situation before it gets out of control.
"Uh, no, not at all!" Foxy denied. "I was just, uh...thinking! Yeah, thinking about what I would do today and inconspicuous stuff like that."
"Foxy, I know what you're trying to do. And you need to know that I have the rights to this room- I secured them after I got myself into the position as the chief renovator of this room."
Foxy did a double-take. Puppet, having the rights to his room? "Excuse me? No, you can't possibly have the rights. This is supposed to be my room, not yours."
"It is, but I have the paperwork for it." Puppet articulated slowly and sternly. He pulled out a small stack of a few pieces of paper that was stapled together and had lots of typed words on it: the exact look of a legal document.
"What?!" Foxy exclaimed. "You...you actually do have the rights?!"
"I do, Foxy. This is serious, not a joke. Did you think that I was playing some kind of game when I said I had the rights to this room as chief renovator? Know that I take my line of work very seriously, Foxy. And I don't appreciate you trying to interfere with it."
Foxy felt himself twitch a little. This was an unimaginable situation: he knew that Puppet was actively trying to renovate his room, but the marionette had the rights to the room?! How did that make any sense? Renovators shouldn't have been able to just get the rights to the room just because they wanted to change some things about it. Puppet, however, looked dead serious. In fact, he looked so much so that it made Foxy feel a little concerned. Puppet was his friend and all, but he seemed to be making a very big deal out of this renovation stuff. Foxy had always thought Puppet had done so in a friendly manner, and not like an authoritative businessman. Yet, here he was, firmly dictating the terms to a room he didn't even own. With how surprising and out-of-left-field the situation was, Foxy was half-convinced that it had just randomly fallen out of the sky.
"Really? And you even have the paperwork?" He repeated, trying to mask the anger in his voice with difficulty. "Oh, how swell. Mind if I see it for just a second?"
"No. It's private." Puppet refused. "And even if I lost this copy, I have tons more copies. The legal statements aren't being removed."
"Uh...uh...hey, guys, look at this! A bottle of water!" Ballora quickly cut in, pulling out said bottle. "Isn't that nice?"
Foxy could tell that Ballora was trying to lighten the mood, but he didn't need that right now. "Ballora, unless you're going to use that water and pour it on the paperwork, I don't need to hear about it right now."
"Sorry, I'm not doing that. I got this to drink." She answered, and she drank the contents of the bottle down. "Ah, very good! My sensors detect...100% water? Gee, I guess that's all it was made of. Oh well, it still was refreshing to process."
"So...you guys heard me muttering under my breath?" Foxy asked begrudgingly, and was unhappy to see both Puppet and Ballora nod. "Of course you did...how much did you hear, then?"
"Enough, I'd say, to understand what was going on." Puppet replied.
"Pretty much." Ballora agreed. "We definitely heard enough to get Puppet over here all worked up over the whole 'decorating without permission' thing. And to launch into the explanation of how he owns the room, and pull out the paperwork, yada yada...basically, everything that just happened."
"Yes, it was sudden, too. We were just minding our own business in the main room, talking to each other about the weather and such...and then we walked by your room and heard you muttering. You've always got to do something every day, don't you?"
Foxy just shook his head. "Of course that's the argument. All I do is make trouble and cause new problems, is that right? I've always got to be the scapegoat for problematic stuff, apparently. Great."
"Oh, forget about that. There's actually something else on our minds that we want to talk to you about." Ballora said. "We've been wondering, lately, about your voice. It seems a bit...different."
Foxy tilted his head to the side as he heard this. "Different? What's different about it? It sounds the same as ever to me." He grinned. "Don't you hear it right now? Doesn't it sound like it would fit with a pirate voice if it was just a bit different? Arrgh! Yeah, see? I was meant to be a pirate fox back at the last place, so I've still got it."
"No, no, not that. The other voice." Puppet corrected. "Every once in a while, Ballora and I have heard this other thing coming from you...and we're a bit concerned."
"Oh! Are you talking about ME?"
Puppet flinched slightly, and Foxy saw him falter for a second, but he quickly righted himself. "Oh, right. That thing."
"Yeah, that one. That girlish voice we heard just now." Ballora confirmed.
"What? No, it doesn't have anything to do with anything!" Foxy stuttered. "It's just, uh...a mystery thing."
"I'm no mystery, I'm real! Hello out there! How are you, hmm?"
Shut up! Stop revealing yourself to them! Foxy thought furiously.
"I think not!"
"Well, I do, so stop it!" He shouted out by accident as he pushed the voice out of his central mindscape again, before realizing that Ballora and Puppet were still standing right next to him. "Oh, um, I mean...don't worry about that. It's nothing to be concerned about."
"That's the thing, though. We are concerned about it." Ballora said. "We're worried about you, Foxy."
"We don't know for sure, but whatever that thing is, it doesn't seem okay." Puppet added. "What is it?"
"Absolutely nothing!" Foxy continued to deny. "It was just, uh...me making up a new voice! Sounds weird, right? Perfectly normal for people to make up new voices!"
"It doesn't sound like you're making up that voice, Foxy. Your mouth doesn't move when it speaks. So that brings up the question...are you a bear, or a fox?"
"Are we seriously doing this again? Guys, you already know that I'm a fox!"
"I don't know, you seem too bear-like..." Ballora uttered, and Foxy could hear her trying to stifle her giggles.
"I'm a fox!" He insisted. "I know you guys like doing this dumb joke, but I don't! Quit it!"
"Okay, okay, we were just kidding. We know you're a fox. What we were actually wondering is..." Ballora paused, looking a bit reluctant. She turned to Puppet. "Puppet, should we just ask him straight out?"
"Yeah, no beating around the bush. Let's get to the point of why we're here." Puppet decided, nodding.
Oh, boy. What could they possibly be wanting to ask now if they have to consider it before they ask? Foxy wondered. He wasn't sure what they were about to ask him, but it didn't sound like it would be a simple, easily answered question if Ballora and Puppet had to agree on asking it first. With this in mind, Foxy readied his wits and possible counterarguments for any assumptions, as he knew he had to be prepared.
"So, Foxy...are you a boy...or a girl?" Ballora questioned.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Foxy exclaimed. His gender was being questioned? Now Foxy knew exactly what he was getting into. Still, his mind quickly made a counter-accusation for him to use. He had heard this line from the internet, and while it was dumb to say, he knew it would be a good way to counter Ballora's question. "Hey, wait a minute! You're not assuming my gender, are you?"
Ballora gasped. "I, uh...of course I'm not! I would never, ever do such a thing! I am a fair person, and as such, I am open-minded and accepting to all kinds and types of people, including whatever their gender may be."
"Yeah, me too. This isn't about assuming your gender." Puppet clarified. "We're just curious about whether you're a boy or a girl. That's all."
Foxy sighed. "I should've known you guys would ask me something like this...alright, what made you start this? Is it the way I look? Come on, guys, I know I have pink in my coloration, and I have nails and all that...but this wasn't my choice. This was the suit that was forced upon me when I was switched to the Funtime model! It may look feminine, but I'm actually a boy on the inside, okay? And I may be pink and white in coloration, but there's nothing wrong with being a guy and liking pink. In fact, I'm already used to this suit, so I don't even mind anymore."
Ballora looked at Foxy thoughtfully. "Hmm...well, even so, there are still other factors to take into account. That's why me and Puppet have decided to test you! We're going to ask you some questions. Puppet will represent the boy side, and I'll represent the girl side. Depending on the answers you give us, we'll be able to decide whether you're a boy or a girl."
Foxy just shook his head. "Oh, fine. I'll do this test, just to prove that I'm a boy."
"Good. I have a good plan in mind for how we'll set this up." Puppet explained. "Let's go to the main room. We'll do it in there."
They walked out of Foxy's room and into the main room, where Foxy followed the others up to the stage.
"Sit down here." Puppet said, pointing at one of the stools at the table that was nearest to the stage.
"Okay." Foxy accepted, and he sat down on it.
"Ballora, over here." Puppet sat down on the edge of the stage, and Ballora hurried over and also sat on the edge of the stage. Then, Puppet pulled out two identical lists, each consisting of a few pieces of paper stapled together. "Alright, I've got the printed lists of things we'll be using. Ballora, here's your list. It has the girl section of things on it. I've got the list with the boy section of things for myself."
"Sure thing." Ballora agreed, taking her list from Puppet.
"Alright, then we're all set. Everyone ready?" Puppet asked, and everyone else nodded. "Okay, we're all good. Ballora, let's pick a random thing. I'll shuffle through my list, you shuffle through yours."
They sorted through their lists for a moment, going through the papers, and after a minute, they both nodded and turned to Foxy.
"Here's the first round of pictures." Puppet said. "My picture is...a football! Yours, Ballora?"
"Ballet shoes!" She reported.
"Good. Now, Foxy, out of these two things, tell us which one you like more."
"Uh...neither. I'm not fond of either of those two things." Foxy replied honestly. He didn't hate those things, but he had no interest in football or ballet.
"Hmm, well...this got tough." Ballora commented.
"Okay, okay, let me change the question, then." Puppet decided. "Which thing do you dislike the least?"
"The football." Foxy responded. "I'm not a football guy by any means, but if I had to play football, I guess I would. Even if I was terrible at it. On the other hand, ballet isn't really my thing. I'm not too much of a dancer to begin with, and since ballet is included there, I'm not into ballet either."
"Then that's your answer. That's one point for the boy side, AKA me."
Ballora looked a bit sour. "Already behind..."
Foxy observed their facial expressions and the words he heard started to ring louder to him. "Wait, this isn't turning into some kind of contest, is it?"
"Um, no. Definitely not."
"Well, it sure sounds like it, if Puppet is counting it for himself and you, Ballora, are getting all mad about being behind in points."
"It's just a coincidence. Nothing special at all."
"Let's keep going. Shuffle again." Puppet said, and he and Ballora shuffled through their lists again. "I've got my choice."
"And I've got mine." Ballora added, nodding.
"Want to go first this time, Ballora? We can take turns."
"Sure. So...hmm, this might be a weak one, but...oh, alright. Foxy, what do you think your voice sounds more like? Does it sound more masculine, or more feminine?"
"My voice is pretty pirate-like, as you can hear, and it sounds masculine, so I'm going to say that it's more in the category of being a...boy." Foxy stated.
Ballora looked a bit excited. "Oh, did I hear a bit of hesitation there?"
"Yeah, are you meaning to say that you're a girl?" Puppet questioned, grinning.
"No, no, I'm a boy. A boy pirate, to be exact." Foxy corrected quickly. Of course he made the mistake of hesitating. The truth was, he wasn't entirely sure that he was a boy, but he called himself a boy anyway because it felt right to do so. Also, back when he had his old suit, he had never had such a problem; everyone had called him a boy without question. But now that he had a different suit, everyone suddenly wanted to think he was a girl? What was up with that?
"Hmm...alright, only checking. That's another point for Puppet, then." Ballora said, frowning.
"Hey, wait a second! What about me? Why aren't I a factor? I'm not entirely sure whether I'm a girl or a boy, but you should at least include me in this-"
"No! Shush!" Foxy growled, pushing the voice back again.
Puppet raised a metal eyebrow all of the sudden. "See, there's that voice again..." He looked at Foxy for a moment. "...hey, now that I'm looking at you, I want to bring up the fact that you're pink. Now, this might come off as wrong- and I apologize if it does- but isn't it generally known that girls tend to like brighter colors, such as pink?"
"I dunno, that sounds wrong. It sounds too close to stereotypes."
"No, I think that's actually very correct. At least in my case, I tend to like brighter colors much more." Ballora admit. "And that includes pink."
"Yeah, see, Foxy?" Puppet went on. "Now, before you say anything, I do want to make it clear that there's nothing wrong with a boy liking pink. After all, we're free to like whatever color we chose, regardless of our gender. But, according to common knowledge, a good majority don't, which brings into question why you happen to be pink."
"Okay, I understand why you might question it, but that still doesn't change the fact that I'm just a guy who happens to like pink." Foxy countered. "I mean, I didn't like it when I first got this suit, but I've started to warm up to it. I think it's fine now." As he looked up at Puppet and Ballora, he noticed something he hadn't taken note of before: Ballora was wearing her Christmas sweater again. This made sense, of course, as it was still December and the time of the Christmas season, but he was reminded that the sweater was red and blue in coloration. He had to admit, it fit with Ballora's color scheme and looked good on her. Wanting to tell her this, he opened his jaw and said: "By the way, Ballora, I just noticed that you have your sweater on. Wanted to say that I think it looks good on you. The red and blue match your color scheme pretty well."
"Oh! Why, thank you very much!" Ballora thanked Foxy, looking cheerful, but she gasped and then switched to a suspicious expression. "Hey, wait one second! You just complimented me on what I was wearing! Boys don't do those types of things!"
"Wait, what?" Foxy stuttered. "Hey, come on! There's nothing wrong with giving someone a genuine compliment! I mean, we do it here to each other all the time. After all, we have to do something to balance out all the arguments and fighting we get into."
"Yes, that may be true, but you just complimented me by saying it 'looks good on me'! Girls would only make that type of compliment to other girls."
Foxy froze. Ballora was right, it was more of a girly thing to say such a thing. Boys could say such a thing too, but saying it to other girls would be a more flirty type of compliment. And as Foxy told himself all this, he felt a little off-put with that information. Was he wrong? Well, to him and the other animatronics, that was the way they felt, so for their case, it had to be right. "Uh...I..." He muttered, unable to find a counter to Ballora's argument.
"Looks like you've lost your rebuttal, Foxy." Puppet indicated. "Ballora has been proven right, so therefore, she gets one point for that."
"What?! Are you kidding me?! Come on, get serious! I was just trying to be a friend and say something nice! Why the heck is that somehow supposed to mean that I'm a girl?!"
And then Foxy saw it: a flash of a smirk across Ballora and Puppet's faces. He stopped for a moment. A smirk? But that could only mean...and then he remembered what a smirk meant, and he started to form an idea of what was going on. At that moment, though, he kept quiet, as he couldn't blurt out what he thought was happening without the others hearing him (which would only lead to more complications arising). Besides, he needed more evidence first.
"Let's keep going, then." Ballora decided. "Next on the list is...actually, before we do any of that, I need to say that...it's funny. Foxy, when I first met you and Freddy and Puppet and everybody, I remember being told that, back at one of the previous locations you were at, you were a girl? I can't remember correctly, but weren't you a girl?"
"Nope, you're thinking of someone else. I was never a girl at those other locations. In fact, I was much more like a boy." Foxy corrected her.
"Really? I swear I heard Freddy telling me about that or something..."
"Well, your memory must be incorrect. He was probably talking about this other animatronic that was there back then. She looked kind of like me, and was indeed a girl, but she wasn't me. Got it?"
"Somebody else? Who was there?"
Foxy paused. His memory banks were having trouble getting the information here, but he saw flashes in his mind's eye...
A row of sharp teeth...two eyes, wide and fearful...yelling and screams...
He winced, holding his head. He couldn't remember anything else, but he now felt very uneasy speaking about this other girl fox anymore. "I...don't want to talk about it. I can't really recall who she was, but for some reason...I just don't want to speak about her."
Ballora shrugged. "Okay, then, whatever you like. We'll just continue with the questions. Got anything else you want to ask Foxy, Puppet?"
"Indeed I do." Puppet answered surely. He examined his list for a moment. "Here's my next question. Foxy, what do you like more out of these two things: pink pirate ships...or blue tea parties?"
Foxy shuddered a little. A PINK pirate ship? That had his pirate side cringing. And he wasn't into tea parties to begin with, so a color change didn't matter to him anyhow. And, as well as that, he started to understand even more what was going on.
"Okay, I can see exactly where this is going." He admit. "This is a trick question, isn't it?"
Neither Ballora nor Puppet answered. They just continued to stare at Foxy expectantly.
"Fine, fine, then let me think about this for a moment." He requested. Hmm...it seems like they're trying to catch me with something here. What should I say? I could say pink pirate ships, since I'm a pirate and ships are my thing, but if I choose that color, they'll get all suspicious again. On the other hand, while blue is more of a boy color, a tea party is a girl thing, and that'll get them on my case, too. Which one am I supposed to go with? Color, or activity? Which matters more?
"Anytime now, Foxy." Puppet said. "It seems pretty obvious to me what the answer should be."
"Me too. It's super obvious." Ballora agreed.
For them, at least... Foxy growled in his mind. "Um...well...I've thought about it, and I'll go with...a blue tea party?"
Another flash of a smirk across both of their faces. Inside his head, Foxy grimaced; he knew he had chosen the wrong answer.
"Oh, tea parties? Aren't those usually done by Ballora exclusively?" Puppet pointed out. "And she's a girl, so that's going to be another point to her."
"Dang it! I knew it was a trick question!" Foxy cursed. As he angrily thought of this, he realized that it had been a trick question and started to question if there had even been a right answer at all. What answer would he have gotten if he had chosen pink pirate ships instead?
"See, you must've thought of it in a certain way. When you discuss it, you must go down to the heart of the activity itself." Ballora explained. "Color is only just the outer appearance of it. If you want to come up with your real answer, you need to look deeper and think about how the activity itself works."
"Alright, I get it. Can we please move on to another question?"
"Okay, okay, we can move on. In fact, I have another one to ask you. Which do you prefer? Decorating or renovating?"
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "What's the difference between the two, exactly? I need to know before I answer."
"Glad you asked. Decorating is when you make something look better by adding extra stuff to it! Like good-looking items, good-looking images, and so on. However, when you renovate something, you restore something to a state of repair, commonly an old or outdated building of some sort. Basically, I decorate, and Puppet renovates."
"Renovate! I'm definitely the type to renovate!" He answered quickly.
Ballora gave him a look, and Foxy could tell she was thinking of something in particular. "But wait, didn't you say earlier that you wanted to decorate your room?"
"Huh?! Uh, you misunderstood me! I meant renovate, like how Puppet does!"
"That's not what word you used earlier, though." Puppet said.
"Right, so that makes me suspicious. Are you trying to change your answer on the fly?" Ballora questioned, smirking again.
"No, I'm not. That was my original answer! I'm a renovator." Foxy claimed.
Puppet and Ballora both looked at each other for a moment.
"Hmm...conflicting sides. Looks like we'll need to be fair with this one." Puppet articulated. "Ballora, what say you and I both get a point for this one?"
"I agree." She responded. "So that makes it three to three, is that right?"
"Precisely. Now, I say we ask one last question that will ultimately decide which gender Foxy truly is. Let's see which one is the best one."
They started to whisper to each other and check their lists over and over. Foxy leaned forwards, trying to catch a moment of their conversation, but they were talking too quietly for even his fox ears to hear.
Oh, great. He thought. Ultimately decide, huh? Then that means that they're really going to come up with something big for this last one. I need to make this answer count.
"Okay, we've got it. This will be a good one, so listen up." Puppet said. "Foxy, who do you like more? Freddy, or Chica?"
Foxy paused at that question. Instantly, his mind was thinking of a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship, and he was on guard. "Wait, wait, stop right there. Tell me in what way I'm liking them first."
"We don't need to go that intricate. Just answer the question."
"I...don't like either of them."
Puppet looked surprised. "Wow, Foxy, that's pretty cold. Which one do you dislike the least, then?"
"Okay, okay, I don't hate or dislike either of them. In fact, I think I like them both equally. They're both up there."
Puppet stood there for a moment. "Then let's say that, in a very specific scenario, you had to choose at least one to be higher than the other. Which one would you choose?"
"Be clearer. Do you mean as friends, or going on a date with them?"
"No, no, not dating. The relationship doesn't have to be that extreme or developed."
"But it has to be higher than a normal friendship, I'm assuming?"
"Correct. As in, you'd consider one of them your bestest friend over the other and everybody else. Out of the two, who would that be?"
"I think...Chica." Foxy answered, and this was an honest answer. Back then at the old location, he and Chica had been better friends than he'd been with Freddy or Bonnie or anyone else. That wasn't to say that neither Freddy or Bonnie were on good terms with Foxy, but Foxy had to admit that he and Chica understood each other better than anyone else in the building.
"Oh, so you're saying that, if you had the choice, you'd go on a tea party adventure with Chica?"
"Uh...Chica doesn't do tea parties. She's not into those things." Foxy answered. "And I'd know, because I knew her best back at the old place. She was more into other stuff...like cooking."
"Still, that doesn't change the fact that she's a girl. That's a point for Ballora!" Puppet declared, in a voice that made Foxy feel like it was forced.
Foxy jumped. "Wait, what?! Hey, don't be like that! I was answering honestly! Chica was the closest friend I had out of her and Freddy!"
"Then that makes all the difference!" Ballora said, grinning. "Looks like we'll be able to make a decision here!"
"No, no, stop right there! You guys never told me that that second 'do a tea party' part would be involved in the question! If I had gone with Freddy, what would it have been, then?"
"Probably some kind of cool bromance adventure." Puppet answered.
"This isn't fair at all! You didn't even bother telling me the second part until I had already chosen!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Too late now. The decision is that you're a girl! Well, Ballora, looks like you and I will know what to get him for Christmas now."
"Yes! Pink everything!" Ballora cheered.
"No! Stop it!" Foxy cried. "I'm a boy, and I'm not lying! I mean, come on, I even use the boys' restroom!"
"Hmm...that is true..."
"You're forgetting all the times I caught you going into the girls' restroom!" Puppet claimed. "And I sent the pictures to Ballora, so she knows too."
"That was an accident! Either it was unintentional, or I was tricked to go in there!" Foxy countered. "If I tricked you to go in there and sent pictures to Ballora, would that make YOU a girl?!"
"But what about the time you went in there while we were playing tag?" Ballora questioned.
"I was trying to escape you, and I thought it would be a good hiding spot! That doesn't make me a girl."
"Puppet's different, though. He wouldn't try to enter the girls' restroom."
"Do you know that for sure?"
"Uh...nevermind, that still doesn't change the fact that you walked in there on your own free will!"
"It's just because I don't care about it! After all, I'm an animatronic, and an animatronic has no true gender. The entire thing of an animatronic being a boy or a girl is just a farce when you get down to the roots of it. And since I'm so brave, I do deserve the title of Foxy the Pirate!"
"Hey, another thing. Isn't it true that exclusively girls give themselves cool titles?"
"Absolutely not. Boys do it all the time, too."
"But Puppet never gives himself titles like that."
"Yes, he does. You weren't there for the times when he gave himself titles. He told me himself: he calls himself the Puppet Master sometimes."
"Puppet Master?"
"Like I said, you weren't there."
"Uh...that name is just kind of...a name I used to have. I heard someone use it when I was created, and...that's as far as I remember." Puppet said.
"Wait, so Puppet was given that title when he was created, it seems. The whole 'Foxy the Pirate' title was made up." Ballora tried to reason.
"Actually, no, it was given to me at creation. They called me 'Foxy the Pirate Fox' in full." Foxy explained. "And I liked it so much that I keep using it today."
"But you hardly even qualify for a pirate anymore. Meanwhile, Puppet could still be the master of puppets!"
Foxy groaned and facepalmed. "My god, how far are you guys going to go to label me as a girl? I'm telling you, you've got it all wrong."
"No, we proved it! You're a girl!"
"I'm a boy, not a girl!"
"No, you're a girl! Just admit it!"
"I. Am. A. Boy."
"But we basically proved it! Whether you want to deny it, whether you want to act tough, we've proved that you're the other gender!"
Foxy saw the smirk flash across their faces once more, and he felt ready to explode. Why would they not just listen to him? Why wouldn't they stop trying to claim that he was a girl? Why did they keep smirking? Why were they so persistent? He was getting tired of it all, and he was getting more and more irritated. And he heard them stubbornly insist it, and he was seconds away from losing it.
"Sorry, Foxy. The facts line up." Puppet said, barely able to hide his smirk anymore. "Truth is, you are a gi-"
"SHUT UP!" He yelled at the top of his voice, losing all control. "BOTH OF YOU, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTHS FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME! I AM A BOY, GOT IT? A BOY! AND I DON'T CARE HOW FAR YOU'RE WILLING TO GO TO PROVE YOUR STUPID IDEAS, BECAUSE I'M HERE TO SAY THAT YOU'RE WRONG AND YOUR ASSUMPTIONS ARE GARBAGE! STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH, STOP TRYING TO LABEL ME THE WAY YOU WANT, AND TAKE MY OPINION INTO CONSIDERATION! WHAT, IS THIS ALL SOME KIND OF FUN GAME OF 'LET'S ANNOY FOXY' TO YOU? WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD ADVICE: QUIT IT! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES, DROP THE SILLINESS, DROP THE GODFORSAKEN GAMES, AND BE SERIOUS FOR JUST ONE MOMENT OF YOUR EXISTENCE!"
A ringing silence followed these words.
"Good! Now won't you just...just..." He continued, but his rebuttal died at his throat. He looked his friends in the eyes, and he felt horrified at what he stared back at. Puppet was giving Foxy a look Foxy had never seen before: fear. He was afraid, and apologetic, and remorseful, even. There was no more pride or boastfulness, no more calm or complacency. For once in a long time, he looked genuinely sad. And Ballora...well, she wasn't nearly as complex, but he could see the tears at the corner of her eyes.
"I...I..." He stuttered. "Did I...say all that? I...guys, I didn't mean to..."
Puppet sighed and held up his hand. "No. We get it. We went too far this time." He looked at Ballora. "Ballora, don't get upset. We need to take responsibility for this. We were the ones who pushed him to the edge."
Ballora nodded. "Okay...you're...r-right..."
Puppet nodded. "Foxy, we were being dishonest with you. We had our head in the clouds and were so obsessed with what we were doing that we didn't stop to think of your feelings. I apologize."
"M-Me too." Ballora stuttered, nodding again. She wiped her tears and calmed down. "Okay, yeah, you're right. No more games. We'll just be honest." She looked at Foxy again. "It was a game. We made a bet, earlier today. We knew you were self-conscious about your gender and we were bored and...and..."
"...we made a poor decision." Puppet finished. "We made the decision to see how far we could until you snapped. At the time, neither of us thought it was serious. We were obsessed with making things interesting, and the only thought in our minds was to start with your gender."
"So...we made a bet. I bet that you would snap, lose it, and outright admit something to us."
"And I bet that you would stay cool, calm, and collected throughout the whole thing. However, we also wanted to spice things up, so...we rigged it. We rigged it so that our questions would force you to say stuff that would make you sound like you were admitting that you were a girl. We went slow at first, but after you got the first two on the boy side, we knew we had to start going harder, otherwise you would actually win.
"So we continued to twist your words, to deny your explanations, to act as if we were right and always right. All throughout that, I thought maybe you'd be able to take it. Maybe, just maybe, you'd stay calm and find a solution like you always do.
"And...well, look who was wrong." He let out a dry chuckle. "If you were going to snap, I thought I'd be ready and that it would be nothing. But...I never expected all that to come from you mouth. I never expected you to think all that."
"I...I see." Foxy muttered. His mind was stuck, as if in a hazy dream, trying to think over everything. "Guys, don't blame yourselves. None of us were ready for that. Heck, I don't even think I was ready for that. After all, when have our conversations or fights ever really escalated to serious levels?"
Puppet nodded. "Good point."
"I know I said to be more serious, but...if trying to demand that hurts you guys, then I don't want to be serious. Being fun and crazy and adventurous...all that stuff...it feels better, and I know you guys think that too. It's better to be funny and to squabble like friends then it is to think of all the seriousness there is in the world. So...forget what I said. Let's just do what we always do. The way I see it, as long as we don't go too far, then...nothing will ever be wrong with it."
They stood there in silence for a moment. Foxy could hear the crickets chirping outside. He didn't dare look at his friends in the eye again, as he was too busy in his mind, thinking about what he said, and promising himself something. He would never go that far if he didn't have to. He would never lose his temper unless there was no other choice. What mattered was keeping everyone happy.
"Uh...do you guys remember all that rapping I did back when we had our first and last karaoke night?" Ballora spoke up in a small voice.
"Yeah. Clear as day." Puppet replied. "What about it?"
"To tell the truth, I really enjoyed that. I've been working on rapping every day since then. I wanted to get good at it so I could come up with a good one, and then show it to you guys. Mainly you guys, though. I'm not too sure about Freddy; he might've forgotten about that day by now. I wouldn't know."
"Maybe. Wouldn't put it past him." Foxy responded. He grinned a little and let out a few chuckles. Then Ballora did. Then Puppet snickered.
Then they all burst out laughing, their mood improving at last. This felt much better than arguing: to just laugh and joke like good friends would.
"Hey, guys? Let's come to an agreement." Foxy spoke up. "From now on, let's not yell at each other the way I yelled at you guys. Let's try not to escalate things that high unless we absolutely have to. Let's also try to be happy unless it's the right time to be serious. Agreed?"
"Agreed." The other two said.
"About my rap, actually...do you guys want to hear it?" Ballora asked. "A little off-topic, I know, but ever since I started working on it, I've been excited to show you guys the progress I made. Now should be the time, since we've agreed on Foxy's gender and all that."
"I'm a boy, guys. Remember that." Foxy quickly spoke up.
Ballora and Puppet stared at him.
"We know you're a boy, but come on, we don't give up that easy." Ballora said. "I say we fill both gender bubbles in."
"Yeah, how about we leave it at 'undecided'?" Puppet proposed. "That'll be a nice middle ground, right?"
Foxy laughed again. "Okay, okay, sure. Just as long as we keep the gender debate in the realm of games rather than seriousness."
"Fine by me. That reminds me, actually...what about that voice we kept hearing? It didn't chime in at all during our questioning."
"You called? Greetings, animatronics! So sorry I couldn't attend your lovely little gender debate, but I was busy with...certain other tasks." It giggled, and suddenly, Foxy heard a bit of beeping inside his suit.
"Uh oh." He stuttered. "I think it might've gotten to something." System, show status report. He thought. In front of his eyes, a menu was pulled up, and he saw a diagram of his body. His torso was flashing while text read: Torso wiring interference detected. Disconnections: One. Please seek maintenance.
Engage self-repair programming. He thought, and looked back at his friends. "Yeah, it got to something, but I've got it under control."
"Got to something? What got to something? What did it get to?" Ballora questioned.
"Um...actually, nevermind, it's nothing to be concerned about. Anyways, your rap! Did you want to say it or not?"
She perked up. "Well, I..." She paused. "...no, no, I changed my mind. It's not ready yet. I'll show it later."
Foxy nodded. "No pressure. Do it whenever you're ready. Anyway, I think I'm going to head back to my room and be on my own for a bit. I won't do anything I'm not supposed to do."
"Alright, stick to your word." Puppet ordered. "Don't change anything in your room, please, unless I come and give you permission."
"Fine, fine. You really are serious about all this renovation stuff."
"I am. I try not to be harsh with you, but I have stuff planned for your rooms, so I don't want you to mess with anything, okay?"
"Right. See you guys later."
He walked away from them, waving as he left them behind, and went back into his own room. He stared around at it all again: he wanted to keep thinking about how he might change it, but this time without causing Puppet to get mad at him.
What to do in here? And that does bring up the question of where I'd get my furniture. He wondered. Maybe I could borrow some of Puppet's things from his room.
"I can hear you in there, Foxy. Why so focused on your room? After all, your friends seem mighty suspicious of you and I. Perhaps they have failed to learn our secret?"
Yeah, they don't know about you, and I'm certainly not going to tell them either. Not that they'd believe me anyway, but if they did, I wouldn't tell them first. Also, I saw what you did inside my suit. I'm warning you, don't mess with my wiring again. It's not for you to touch.
"Oh, but why would I care what you say? I'll be stuck if I don't take matters into your own hands. And even if no escape is available, it's just fun to watch you get worried about the things I do. One wire disconnection was fun! How about I do some more?"
How about you don't? Now go back into the mindscape where you belong and stay there. Yet again, he shoved the voice back into the corner of his mindscape. He was getting tired of having to continually push it out. While it wasn't hard to do so, he didn't like doing it. That was one thing he had to admit about the voice: it was persistent. It didn't give up after the first failure, or the second, or the third.
Still, he wouldn't let it any further. The memories of when it had taken control of his body were still in his mind. He had vowed that he wouldn't let it find a vulnerability in his systems ever again, and he intended to keep that vow.
But now that it was gone, he could go back to doing his normal things. He focused his attention back onto his room and he started to think more about what he would do with it, among other things. None of the plans he started to think of were set in stone, and he wasn't entirely sure that he would follow through with his plans at all, but it still felt right to brainstorm and to think about getting something done. Sure, Puppet wouldn't like him thinking about this kind of stuff, but if he didn't know, then it couldn't annoy him.
Simple as that.
Chapter 65: The Maintenance Guy
Summary:
A maintenance worker appears in the pizzeria. As usual, the animatronics decide to go after him.
Chapter Text
"Well, here I am...ugh, this is just great. I'm burned out, and I don't even want to be in this place to begin with, but do I have a choice? No!"
Foxy awoke with a start inside his cove, the curtains still shut. An unfamiliar voice was making complaints nearby, and the noise had roused Foxy from his nap. Confused and curious as to what was going on, he quietly pushed his curtains apart and peeked outside.
From there, he could through the doorway and into the main room. A man was standing in the room by himself, loudly sighing about something. He was facing away from the doorway to Foxy's room, so he didn't notice Foxy peeking out at him.
"This is just horrible. Why did they have to hire me this month, of all times?" The man went on. "That company really needs to make a better schedule. What kind of company hires people to come work during the holidays? I don't have time for this. I have Amy and the kids to get back to...oh well, at least they're paying me. Better be a good amount of cash, or else I won't be working here anymore."
Foxy looked at the man, frowning. Another human? What was one doing at the restaurant now?
The man looked over at the nearby stand near the closet, where the bowl of candy was. "Oh, hey. Some candy canes. I suppose the company won't mind if I take a couple to bring with me."
Foxy snuck out of his cove and hid around the doorway, continuing to look towards the man. He could get a better look at the man now: he looked to be an adult, with a white skin tone and black hair with a beard to match. He was wearing a white shirt with orange overalls, as well as black shoes. He had a toolbelt around his waist with a wrench, hammer, and other tools attached to it.
Who is this guy? Foxy wondered. Could he be another security guard? Maybe, but I can't really jump to conclusions yet. He doesn't have the security uniform on, so he might not be a security guard.
"Ah, that was good. A nice snack to have with me." The man muttered. "Alright, alright, no more slacking off. I really need to get this over with, and find those animatronics and other things so I can make the repairs they told me to do." He shook his head. "Honestly, I couldn't care less if these animatronics and machines are fixed or broken. All that matters is that I do my job and get back home."
Rude. We're not that bad.
"Now, what did that manager guy say? Tch, can't even remember. The way that guy acted...he should've been fired a long time ago. Well, anyway...as I recall, he told me to go fix the plumbing first. Better get this over with."
Foxy couldn't help but smirk. He probably will need to fix that, actually. With all the security guards Freddy shoved down there, I wouldn't be surprised if it's been broken for a while. Heh.
"Wait a minute." The man said, and he turned and saw Foxy standing there. Foxy, alert at once, quickly went still and acted as if he was in standby mode. "Oh, there's one of the animatronics now!" The man walked over to Foxy and inspected him up close. Foxy could see the man's brown eyes flicking back and forth as he surveyed Foxy. "These things must have names, actually. What would this one be called? Eh, not that I care. My job is to fix these things and get my job done, nothing else. And what's this room behind him?" He walked around Foxy and out of Foxy's field of vision. Foxy could not see the man anymore, but he could hear the man talking still. "Is this the room that this animatronic is meant to go into? The stage is alright, but besides that, it's so barren. Would it kill the company to add some tables and chairs in here?"
You and me both, pal. Foxy thought.
"Doesn't look like there's anything here to fix, so I'm not staying here." The man continued, and Foxy saw him walk back around Foxy. The man glanced at him. "Hmm...don't know about this thing, but I should leave it alone. It must not be in any state of disrepair if it can activate and stand up like that." He walked away from Foxy and went over to the center of the room, where the Christmas tree and presents were. "Wait, this entire place has been decorated for Christmas? Odd, I thought this place was closed. Who's bothering to put up all this? And there's even presents here." He nodded. "Reminds me...I hope the presents I got for the kids this year are good. It makes me happy to see them happy."
He continued to walk around. He looked towards the plushies on the stage. "Hmm, lots of plushies here. I don't know why, but they're giving me the creeps. Something feels off about them."
So it's not just me and Puppet that thinks something's off about those plushies? Good to know they're not imaginary.
"Now, to find the plumbing. Where are the bathrooms located? The company didn't give me any instructions on this." The man muttered. He looked around the room, checking Freddy's closet as well, but found nothing. "Looks like it's not here." He looked around at the walls. "This place feels so off, and I just can't figure out why the atmosphere feels so weird. I've heard the stories about this place, of course, and the rumors too. All the things people are saying about people coming here and never coming back, and that the animatronics are alive...and here I thought that all those rumors were cock-and-bull. But the way this place feels...nevermind, I'm getting off track."
Everyone's probably heard the stories by now. Disappearances must be the night guards, and the animatronics coming to life is a thing too. Well, it's not entirely false- they've got some of the facts right, at least.
The man kept looking around the room. He went by the bouncy house and looked at it for a moment. "Oh, a bounce house. The kids would've loved this. Eh, I'm way too burnt out tonight, though, and I'm not wasting my time in there. The sooner I get my job done, the sooner I can leave." He glanced at the tree again. "Not to mention the way the tree looks. Seems pretty intricately decorated. There's even a...golden top hat for a tree topper? Interesting. Doesn't hold a candle to the tree I have at home, though. Amy sure did a good job picking it out."
Hey, our tree's pretty good. I bet it'd do well if we had it in a competition or something- Foxy thought. He began to approach the guy from behind to try and get a better look, but the guy turned around, forcing Foxy to go still again.
The guy looked a little off-put, but didn't scream or exclaim when he saw Foxy. "Wait, when'd this fox animatronic come over here? Did it move?" He stared at Foxy for a moment. "The way it's staring at me...what, is it trying to hold a staring contest? Two can play at that game- wait, what am I saying? It's a robot. It doesn't need to blink. Still, how'd it get over here? I thought it was on standby, but is it on free-roam mode instead? Hmm. Well, it's probably just some kind of night programming or something odd like that. Nothing to get concerned about."
He headed away from Foxy, going in the direction of the big hallway. Foxy followed silently behind so he could keep a closer distance without detection.
"Alright, the bathrooms must be down this way if they're not in the front area." The man said, going down the small hallway. Foxy followed him as the man glanced at the four doors in the hallway with confused looks. "Four rooms, under construction? Is the company bringing workers here besides me? I certainly don't remember being hired to do anything for these rooms. So am I the only one, or...well, I'm probably the only one coming in the work for the holidays, that's for sure! All the other staff's probably getting to relax with their families right now, while I have to go through this closed-off pizzeria and fix a bunch of stuff. Stupid manager..."
Foxy silently stalked the man as he entered the big hallway. The man looked up and down the hall. "Bathrooms, bathrooms...ah, there they are." He spied the bathrooms over at the right end of the hallway and went over to them. "Now, let's see the plumbing. I should check both bathrooms, just to be safe. Which to start with?" He looked at either bathroom, the boys' to his left and the girls' to his right. "Hmm...I'll do the girls' first, since it'll probably be in better condition." He went into the girls' restroom.
Foxy, meanwhile, shuffled over and tried to look through the doorway to see where the man was. However, right then came a voice to his left:
"Hey Foxy, what's u-?"
The pink-white fox whipped around to see Puppet approaching him, waving as he started to speak. Foxy quickly grabbed Puppet's arm and pulled him around the corner of the hall, making a 'shh' gesture with his finger. Puppet looked surprised and confused, and he started to speak out loud again, but Foxy cut in and whispered:
"Be quiet. Someone else is here." He whispered.
Puppet looked suspicious. "Who?" The marionette whispered back.
"I don't know. It's some human. Looks like a maintenance worker to me. He went into the girls' bathroom to fix some stuff."
"The girls' bathroom? Nice try, Foxy. I can already see you're trying to prank me and trick me into going in there."
Foxy shook his head. "No, that's not what this is. I'm serious this time: there's a human here."
"Just as I thought, the plumbing here's not so bad. Still has some problems though..." The man said from inside the bathroom. Puppet froze and looked at the girls' bathroom entrance.
"There really is a guy here." He muttered. "What do we do?"
"Well, he doesn't think us animatronics are alive, so that means he doesn't entirely believe the stories. We can use that fact to help us get him out of here. Should've seen him earlier; he thought I was some mindless robot on roaming mode."
"Aren't we technically robots ourselves, though?"
"Yeah, I know, but that's besides the point. The main thing to do here is to bide our time until we can either drive this guy our of here...or take him out."
"All done." They heard the man say, and he came out of the girls' restroom. "That bathroom looked alright. Was really clean, too, thank goodness. Now, let's check on the boys' restroom." He walked into the boys' restroom, where they heard him yell out. "Holy cow! That smell...and what's with this mess?! Yeesh, this is going to be one rough mess to clean up."
"Does it really smell that bad in there? Wow." Foxy mumbled. "I knew our bathroom wasn't clean, but I don't remember it stinking in there. What happened, Puppet?"
"It was enchilada night yesterday. And no, I didn't go to the bathroom. We can't." Puppet replied. "There was actually a party over enchiladas yesterday night. Ballora and I processed a whole bunch of them through our systems until we were too bored to continue, and then we took the mess and tried to flush it down the toilet. It...didn't work."
"Wait, why? Couldn't you have just thrown it away?"
"Yeah, we could've, but we were high on energy at the time. We weren't thinking straight."
"Makes sense. Also, why didn't you invite me? I would've loved to have had some enchiladas with you guys."
"Forgot to invite you. Sorry."
"It's alright, just let me in on it next time. I like being included."
They kept quiet as they heard the maintenance guy getting to work. There were a whole lot of noises in there, and a few grunts from the guy at the same time. It continued for two minutes more.
"What is this? Why is there a security guard uniform in here?" They heard him yell. "Who's been stuffing this stuff into here?"
Dang it, Freddy. You had to go and stuff another one down there when we keep telling you not to... Foxy thought.
"And...a solid bar of soap? Talk about a junky toilet. Hmm...looks like I can't remove it unless I have a plunger, though. I'll have to leave until I can find one somewhere around here." He came out of the bathroom and walked into the auditorium. Foxy and Puppet moved over to the doorway of the boys' restroom as they watched the man look around the room. "Where are all the plungers at?" He walked by Foxy's water ride and glanced at it. "Hmm? Oh, this looks like it'd be a fun ride. Too bad I don't have time to play on it."
I knew everyone liked my rides. Even this guy seems to like mine.
"Anything over this way?" He walked over to the stage and looked around, then noticed the vent cover. "Huh? I hear something over here. Is there someone in there? I swear I'm seeing someone sitting down in that vent. And is that a tv screen?" He paused, then rubbed his eyes. "No, I'm seeing things. An abandoned place like this wouldn't have a random tv sitting in the vents."
He left the auditorium, and Foxy hid around the doorway with Puppet as they watched the man pass by, failing to notice them as he went down the big hallway in the other direction. "There's got to a supply room with plungers somewhere around here. It's a necessity in these kinds of places." He went down it, peering through the windows of the party rooms he passed by. "These look like party rooms, but there's nothing that can help me in there." He kept going until he arrived at the doors to Ballora's room. "What's with this room?" He opened the doors and went inside.
"Oh boy, he went into Ballora's room. If she catches him, she'll get her chance to act before we get ours." Foxy whispered to Puppet.
"Why is this random guy even here, again?" Puppet asked.
"I think he's some kind of maintenance worker that's here to fix stuff, including the bathrooms...and us animatronics too, I guess. He saw me earlier, but I pretended to be on some kind of roaming mode so he wouldn't be any the wiser."
"Hmm."
They went down the hallway themselves, hiding around the doorway to Ballora's room and looking around it so they could see what was going on.
The man was inspecting the room as he walked through it, giving everything a very perplexed look.
"What a weird room." He said. "It feels like it's meant to be happy, but there's...skeletons everywhere. Odd. Probably just props, but still- odd." He looked towards the stage and perked up. "Oh, hey! Another one of those animatronics!"
Ballora was onstage, but she wasn't doing much except staring straight ahead, unmoving. Reggie wasn't in his usual spot, making Foxy guess that he was hiding somewhere out-of-sight.
"This one doesn't seem to be moving very much. Must be offline." The man voiced.
"What's going on? I thought Ballora would be ready to do something, but she's just standing there." Foxy muttered to Puppet. "She isn't asleep, is she?"
"Based on what I can see, yes and no." Puppet whispered back. "Looks like she's on standby mode, so she's somewhat online, but she won't do anything except stand there. On the inside, she's still asleep. Probably having another dream."
"Anyways, I was told to fix her, so I'd better get to that." The man continued, and he reached towards Ballora.
"Oi, mate! Get away from her! She's not to be touched!" Reggie's voice came from out of nowhere. It wasn't clear where his voice was coming from, but he seemed to be somewhere inside the room.
The man jumped. "Huh?! Who said that just now?"
"Dang, Reggie shouldn't be talking. He'll blow everyone's cover if he's found." Puppet murmured.
"You're right. He needs to quit talking before he's found." Foxy said.
"You heard me, mate!" Reggie continued from somewhere in the room. "Don't lay a finger on her, I'm warning you!"
"Hello? Who's talking to me? Is there someone else here?" The man stammered, looking all around the room for the source of Reggie's voice. "What was that? Another person? An audio recording? Perhaps...perhaps that was a security recording. Maybe I'm not supposed to mess with them while they're in sleep mode. Understandable, I suppose. Funny how British that voice sounds, though...eh, probably just a pre-set voice. Nothing to worry about."
He walked away from Ballora and looked around at other areas of the room. "Now, where are the rest of those machines supposed to be? If I remember correctly, there were supposed to be at least four or five animatronics total in the building, but I've only found two so far. Did the company miscount the number of animatronics here?" He looked a bit aggravated. "I don't have time for this! I'm already supposed to spend the night fixing these things, and yet this is taking longer then I planned!" He glanced at Ballora. "Screw this. The company can fix this one on their own. I'm not bothering with more than I need to. Now, I'm getting out of here and finding the other-"
He came to a stop as he began to exit the room, because he had noticed Foxy standing there. Foxy quickly went back to pretending that he was in 'roaming' mode, trying to keep up the façade for as long as possible while he figured out what to do with the maintenance guy.
"Wait, since when did you get here? I could've sworn you were back in that front area several minutes ago." The man uttered, frowning. "I've you moved again, and now you're over here...something might be wrong here. Maybe I should double-check this one, just to make sure nothing's wrong." He took his wrench from his toolbelt and moved towards Foxy.
A split-second passed like ages as Foxy decided to try something. He knew that he and Puppet would need to do something about this guy, and they had to be smart about it. Knowing that, he decided that since the man believed that he was just in 'roaming' mode, he would need to push his luck. The man seems unaware of the fact that they were alive thus far, and the only way to see how far that unawareness could go was with a test.
So as the man approached Foxy, Foxy became a bit more...lively.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Foxy yelled, springing to life as if he had been activated at that very moment. "No touching my mechanisms!"
"Ah!" The man yelped, moving back a little. "Wait, it's talking to me now? Interesting. If this is one of the programmed voice lines it's meant to say, then I've got to admit, it sounds realistic. The engineers who made this guy must've done a pretty good job."
"Yeah, a really good voice. Top-notch." Foxy looked over as Puppet snuck up behind the guard, raising a finger to prod the guard's shoulder. "Puppet, what are you doing now?"
"Puppet? Who's-" The man asked, and he turned and jumped back again. "Gah! Oh, there's another one of them here. What's with this one?"
"My smell sensors just got to test you. I smell...a bit too much cologne. " Puppet said, narrowing his eyes.
"I agree. Too much." Foxy added, nodding. His smell sensors could easily pick up the man's smell, and he sure did smell like too much cologne. It seemed as if the man had put on an overly large amount of some type of cologne before coming there, causing him to smell a bit funkier than normal.
"Very interesting indeed. Kind of outlandish, even." The man said, mostly to himself as he looked back and forth at Foxy and Puppet. "They even knew that I had cologne on? Their voice programming must be pretty advanced if they can tell." He gazed at Puppet and made a curious face. "Something's not right about this marionette-looking thing. I remember that this fox guy over here is Foxy, and that ballerina animatronic was 'Ballora' or something along this lines...but I don't remember being told about this one. Let me check the register and see if you're on it."
From his toolbelt, he pulled a clipboard with some paper attached to it and stared at it. "Let's see here...there's Foxy...Ballora...Freddy...Circus Baby...some kind of hand-puppet named Bon-Bon...huh, well, what do you know. I've looked down this entire list, but even with the pictures of the animatronics' faces that I was provided, I still can't find this marionette thing anywhere on the registry." He looked back at Puppet. "Why isn't this one's face showing up?"
"I'm not a fan of having my face put on lists. That might be why." Puppet uttered, a little mechanically at that. "I've never liked letting people just look at my face. Too weird."
"But why not? There's nothing wrong with that." Foxy replied. He turned to the maintenance guy. "Sorry, he's a little weird. Try not to question him too much."
The maintenance guy looked even more confused than ever before. "How in the..." He muttered. "You two are responding to me so coherently and normally, so...wait. If that's the case...then this isn't voice programming, is it?"
"Conversation time has run out. Please put money into hand to continue talks." Puppet said in a robotic voice, trying to play a trick on the man by extending his arm out.
"Puppet, don't ask for this guy's money. I told you, we don't steal from them unless it's right to do so." Foxy replied.
"He's...asking for money?" The man stuttered. "Huh, seems a bit weird, but...maybe I actually have to do that."
"Please hurry. This conversation will be terminated in five, four..." Puppet began counting robotically.
"Oh, uh...here!" The man reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of quarters, which he hurriedly placed into Puppet's outstretched hand.
"Thank you for your payment." Puppet put the quarters away (where he put them, Foxy couldn't see) and snickered softly. "Heh, sucker. Free money for me." He whispered.
"Hmm, this seems to be a feature that these animatronics have. You insert quarters to hold realistic conversations with them. Cool."
"Actually, no, it's not. He literally tricked you and stole money from you." Foxy explained, a bit unimpressed.
The man looked at Foxy, and Foxy noticed the man's mouth twitch for a moment. "Um...well, this one must have longer voice programming than the other one. Yeah, that's probably it, nothing unusual..."
"More money may be inserted if you wish to buy bonus content and extra DLC for your greatest talking needs-" Puppet began.
"Alright, alright, stop it." Foxy sighed, going over and getting in front of Puppet. "Sorry, he's still trying to take more of your money. I recommend that you don't listen to him."
The man blinked. "Wait...if he's not being serious, and you're being honest...then that means that you're both answering normally, as if you were human people..." The man looked at the floor and back up at them over and over.
"Yep, I think you've finally realized what's going on here. Done with denial already?" Foxy asked. His primal instincts were rising again, and he could feel its influence floating over his mindscape. "Now, we have a question. Are you a security guard?"
"Um, no, I don't think so. I'm a maintenance worker." The man responded, but while he sounded calm, his eyes were wide. "I've heard stories, though, of guards coming here and...never returning. I'm not a security guard, though, not me."
Foxy stared at the man and said: "Then, consider yourself one the lucky ones out of those we've met. We don't normally do our thing with anyone other than security guards. As for what we shall do instead...Puppet, do you know what we're meant to do with non-security guards? They always seem to disappear, so I'm afraid I have a hard time remembering."
"I dunno, myself." Puppet responded.
"Wait...disappear?!" The man mumbled. "What do you mean, disappear?! I can't just disappear!"
"Oh, it's nothing for you to get concerned with. All that matters is that we settle things." Foxy chuckled darkly.
"No! I'm not going to just disappear! I have a wife and kids to get back to! I can't go now!" The man backed up several paces.
"Good. We love kids especially much...human." Foxy could feel himself changing. The primal instincts were now at the center of his mind. All that mattered was that a living human was standing in front of him, and that this human needed to have his life torn away as soon as possible...
"I...I knew this job wasn't worth it! And now I'm even more sure of that! Both of you animatronics, stay away!"
And then, as Foxy and Puppet started to approach the man that was backing away, all else momentarily disappeared as a familiar voice rang inside Foxy's mind:
"Good, you know what to do. It is time we carry out yet another deed. Kill this man however you wish...and let us take his lifeless body once he is completely dead. With it, our goals will be further in sight than ever before. Take his body, and together, we shall soon find the end of all this."
"..."
"KILL HIM."
"Foxy?" Puppet stuttered from behind him, but his voice sounded fainter now. "That look on your face...I suppose it's time again, isn't it? Well, let's make this quick. Do what you have to."
"You...must...die." Foxy said, and then he steadily started towards the man.
"What?!" The man exclaimed. "Hell no! I'm not letting you touch me!" The man took out his wrench and held it defensively.
"It is okay. When we are finished with you, you will not think of escape. In fact...you won't think of anything else, either." Foxy continued.
"I'm not dying here! I'm going to return to my family, and get that paycheck, and go back to my normal life!" The man started to back up faster, causing Foxy to head towards him faster as well. They kept moving, going across the entire big hallway and into the auditorium.
"Your wishes mean nothing. Death is imminent for you." Foxy muttered. "I suggest you put down that wrench. Resistance is futile. Besides, neither of us want things to get...ugly."
"Screw that! I'm defending myself! Get any closer, and I'll have to unscrew every bolt and nut that comprises you! I'll bash you anywhere I need to, too!"
"Is that all you can do? Useless threats? Simply unimpressive."
The man continued to back up. "Hmph, it doesn't matter. Stay back!"
"Where do you think you're going? Quit fleeing and come here."
"Tch!" The man grunted. "I'm tired of all this! I never wanted to come here to begin with! I'm getting out of here, whether I lose my chance of getting hired here again or not!" He looked behind himself and spotted Puppet's box. "Wait, what's that?" He ran over to it and climbed up onto it. "There's a hole here, and a ladder! My only means of escape!" He quickly went down into the hole.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't go down there!" Puppet exclaimed. "That's my place, not yours!"
"Let's get him, Puppet." Foxy said, grinning.
Puppet looked back at Foxy again. "Is this how you have to get every time we- no, every time YOU hunt a human? Well, I suppose if you feel that it's fitting. Let's hurry after that guy."
Foxy just nodded. Puppet seemed to have accepted how Foxy acted whenever he was in hunting mode.
He had no idea what was going on inside.
"What is all this?!" They heard the man yell as Foxy got to the bottom of the ladder into Puppet's room. "Why is this down here?!"
"None of your concern. It's time you came back here." Foxy yelled as he chased the man into the center of the area. "I'm such a unique hunter, you know that? I enjoy playing with my food before I eat it!"
"Wait a minute...this is the boss's room! I remember now!" The man exclaimed.
Foxy raised an eyebrow, and for that moment, the primal instincts disappeared and were replaced by normality. "Boss's room?"
"It's on the schematics! This was where the top guy on staff was supposed to have his office, as I've heard. Of course, that was only on the planning stages of the building being built and everything. Apparently, the company thought it was a good idea. No customers would ever find the hole, or think to look inside of it if they did."
Foxy had a massive headache, but he managed to continue speaking. "Puppet, I thought this was your room. You said you bought this area yourself, didn't you?" Foxy asked curiously.
"Yes, of course. In fact, I'm practically the boss here." Puppet replied as he entered the room himself, grinning a little. "You could think of me as the big boss of this place."
"Don't give me those lies. The registry doesn't list you, so there's no way you're the boss of this place." The man replied, scowling and shaking his head. "There is no boss of this place...at least, not by that name, anyway..."
"You must be mistaken. See that refrigerator over there? See it?" Puppet pointed at the nearby fridge in the kitchen area. "That's mine, and it's very professional. It's also proof that I'm the boss here."
"Excuse me? No, you're not." Foxy claimed. "If anything, I'm probably the one that's in charge at this place."
"No way!" Puppet scoffed. "If anything, it'd be Freddy. Wasn't it his name that was on this place?"
"You must be thinking of the older location. Circus Baby actually has her name on this place, remember?"
Puppet paused. "Oh, that's right. Forget that the central mascot's different here."
Foxy looked over at the man and noticed that the man had backed up several feet again. The man was looking around the room, seemingly trying to find an exit, when he noticed a nearby plunger sitting on the table right next to Puppet's goldfish.
"Oh! A plunger! It was here this whole time." The man said, and he took the plunger and examined it. "Pretty good condition." He turned back to the animatronics and gave them a half-afraid, half-interested look. "You, uh...you don't mind if I borrow this, right? I need it for, uh, repairs."
Foxy shrugged. "Go right ahead. Puppet has plenty of them, so he can easily get it replaced."
"Hey, I didn't agree to this!" Puppet shouted out. "Also, why didn't you bring your own plunger, maintenance man? You're supposed to come prepared with your own tools!"
"Yeah, I'm actually curious about that myself."
"Well, uh...I assumed that this place would supply me a plunger. It's a pretty common tool around this area, you know." The man murmured.
"Funnily enough, we did have a room with a lot of plungers to use at one point. Unfortunately, the room went under construction, so we don't have access to all those plungers anymore."
"And you didn't even bring your own." Puppet said again. "How'd you get your job if you can't even remember to bring something as simple as a plunger?"
The maintenance guy sighed. "I was more qualified for this than any other job, okay? And I don't want to go through the trouble of getting a different one, so I'm sticking with this one."
"But how could you be ready if you can't remember to bring the right tools? Bringing every tool you need for the job is basic knowledge when it comes to repairing things."
The maintenance guy stared at Puppet, then turned to Foxy and asked: "What's this guy's name, again? He's not on the registry, so I wouldn't know who he is."
"He's the Puppet, or the Marionette, but we just call him Puppet for short." Foxy replied.
"Don't forget that I'm the boss!" Puppet spoke up.
"The Puppet? Sounds vaguely familiar, but he isn't on the registry at all..." The man muttered.
"Might want to check the registry for any other locations besides Circus Baby's Pizza World." Foxy recommended. "He might show up in another one."
"Really?" The man flipped through the papers on his clipboard. "Oh, I see now! He's on the registry for a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location. That makes sense- hey, wait! You guys were trying to kill me earlier! I'm not falling for this!" He put away the clipboard and took his wrench back out, waving it in defense once again.
And, as suddenly as this happened, Foxy changed once again. The primal urges snapped back into place, and he was back to being different.
"Think we would let you off so easily, eh?" He laughed. "You had us distracted for a moment there- but now, let's get back to business. Why conversate with you when we can just KILL you instead?! Come here!"
"Uh...well, you're still in my room!" Puppet added, after gazing at Foxy for a moment. "Get out of here!"
Foxy stepped forward again, and he backed the man down the area. The man, panicking, ran into the bathroom. Foxy ran after him and saw the man going into the shower, where he was cornered.
"I've got you now! Give it up!" Foxy yelled.
"How about THIS?!" The man exclaimed, turning the shower handle and causing water to gush out of the shower head. Foxy felt himself get drenched, but the water had no effect on him: he was waterproof and would only succumb to the water if he was in it for too long.
"Think you could electrocute me? Think again, human!"
"Damn it!" The man cursed, and he sprang back into defense. Foxy leapt at him, claws at the ready, but the man quickly ducked under his arms and ran out of the shower, skirting around Puppet and going out the doorway. Foxy and Puppet ran after him. "Take this! Get back!" He threw the plunger at them, which they both dodged. Then he threw the clipboard, which Puppet caught quickly.
"Thank you very much for the information! Now, let's get to the fun part where we extinguish your life!" Foxy called after him. Foxy ran after the man as they went into the TV room, where the man got to the ladder and hurriedly climbed up it. "Where do you think you're going, human?! The fun's only just begun! We're not finished with you!"
"Then try this!" The man yelled as he climbed up, and the pipe wrench dropped in from the hole and clunked onto the floor loudly, missing the animatronics completely. Foxy ignored it and grabbed the ladder, climbing up it himself. After some seconds, he reached the top and got into the auditorium, climbing out of the box.
But as he came in, he saw that the man was nowhere in sight.
"What?! Where'd he go?" Foxy yelled, looking around the room.
"Well, good job, looks like you managed to lose him." Puppet said a little disappointedly as he came out of the box himself.
"How, though? He has nowhere to run, and he could not have gotten far! We must find him!" Foxy commanded, but the primal instincts began to fade...and then Foxy gasped as if resurfacing from water. "Woah, I...I..."
"Foxy? What's up?" Puppet asked.
"Nothing. It's fine." Foxy reassured him, although he felt a little wonky now; he had a minor headache coming in, but he was otherwise okay. "Let's go find that guy. Where do we check?"
"Maybe the bathrooms. I'll check the boys', and you check the girls'." Puppet said.
"Ha ha, very funny. I'm not going in there."
"Fine, fine. I'll check the boys' real quick, then." Puppet went into the big hallway and looked in the boys' restroom. Foxy followed and waited by the doorway, and after Puppet came out, he remarked: "He's not in there, but the boys' restroom is all clean, actually. Toilet is still slightly bad, but everything else is a lot better. He actually did a pretty good job."
"Nice. Now, where could this guy be?"
"Want to ask Ballora if she's seen him? We could wake her up and-"
"No, no, definitely not. Ballora doesn't like being woken up if she's on standby mode; we'd just make her angry at us if we woke her up now."
"Fair enough. Let's get looking, then."
They fanned out and searched the place, but by the time they got to the front entrance of the building, both of them had to conclude that the man was nowhere to be found, and that the only likely answer left was that he had left the building entirely.
"He may have gotten away, but what's the worst that could happen?" Puppet wondered once they concluded that.
"Not sure, but we can be sure that he won't tell anyone." Foxy replied. "Not because nobody in town would believe him, but because he thinks they wouldn't believe him and decides not to tell. That's what I'm guessing he'll do, anyway. And even if he does tell, only the pranksters and superstitious people in town will believe him. Everyone else won't take him seriously. We should be safe."
"If you say so. What now?"
"I say we go check on Dinah real quick; make sure he's not slacking off or anything."
They agreed on this and walked over to the nearby kitchen, opening the door and letting themselves inside. Dinah was at the kitchen setup as usual, busying himself at the stoves and ovens.
"Hey, Dinah. We're just here to check up on you." Foxy explained, nodding. "How's the pizza coming along? Make any good progress this time?"
"Oh, hello! I am doing good, I suppose." Dinah greeted, smiling briefly before going into a concentrated frown. "But your advice to use carrot juice has not served me well. I attempted to make some to put on the pizza, but I ended up with something akin to carrot paste instead. Very disappointing results."
"You holding up through it all?" Puppet asked in a friendly manner. "You look pretty strained right now."
Dinah nodded. "Yes, very much. It is much more difficult than I previously thought to do this entire process."
"It's only one order, though. Is it really that hard?"
"I'm afraid so."
"Well, then you'd better keep trying. Soon enough, you'll figure things out." Foxy responded. "By the way, did you see anybody else come in here since our last visit here?"
"No, nothing of the sort. There has been nobody else here but me, my unfinished pizzas, and that man named 'Garbage' down in that hole in this kitchen."
"Not a single other person?"
"Of course not, unless you might count this one imaginary friend I have. Yet, I will admit it, and I am not ashamed to say this: I have an imaginary friend." Dinah pointed at a gingerbread house on the counter, where a small gingerbread man was resting against it. "I have named him Gingy! He is my friend in the gingerbread house. I have promised myself that I will attempt to make gingerbread men someday, but until then, this pre-made one will have to do. I do talk to him sometimes, too."
"Hmm. Whatever floats your boat, I guess." Puppet accepted. "But why's he all alone? Wouldn't you make him a friend?"
"I cannot, as you heard. But I will suffice as his friend. It may seem ridiculous to have an imaginary friend, and yes, it very much is- but he still helps me get by here. Looking at him and pretending to talk to him soothes my mind."
"You do that. I'm heading back to my room." Foxy blurted out. Suddenly, he felt like going back to sleep, and he headed towards the door. "See you later."
"Wait! Don't leave me here all alone!"
"Sorry, but I really do have to go. See you another time."
"Oh, alright. Goodbye, then..."
Foxy left the kitchen and headed for the doorway to his room. He saw Puppet pass by and waved at the marionette as they went. "Night, Puppet. See you tomorrow."
"Have a good one." Puppet replied, waving back to Foxy before he turned and left the room.
Foxy then went into his room, opened his curtains, and went into his cove. Now he was all alone, free to think to himself and not be bothered.
That was a weird encounter. He thought. A maintenance guy? First time I've ever seen one come here. Makes me wonder who else is going to come here for whatever reason.
"What does it matter? That was a failed attempt. You could have given me his body, but you let him escape. I am not impressed."
Foxy sighed. He had forgotten that the voice was still there. I tried my hardest, voice, and I wasn't doing that to help you out. He paused. Wait...was I? Nevermind, that's not the point. Besides, what would we have done if we had been able to snag his body? Throw you inside it?
"Precisely. We could've had you remove me from your head and transport me into the man's body. I would've taken care of the rest."
Are you sure that would've work? Do you even know if we could've done that?
"It is impossible to be sure, Foxy, but we would not know unless we tried. Not that it matters, since we have no body to work with at the time. Now that this night is over, I'm returning to my own devices. I will see you another time.
The voice went quiet. Foxy shook his head in annoyance, but simply continued on as if nothing was wrong: he closed his curtains and shut his eyes, prepared to get another round of sleep and contemplate other things...
Andrew breathed a sigh of relief as he arrived at home. He had completed his job at Circus Baby's Pizza World and was about to enter his house and meet with his family.
As he went up to the door and prepared to unlock it, he paused and contemplated on what had happened that night. He had been chased around by two animatronics, who were alive, and murderous as well. So the stories and rumors he had heard around town were true after all, it seemed...
Despite that, he was still shocked about what he had seen and had already vowed never to work at the place ever again. It was clearly a death trap, and it was a good thing that it was closed. Who knew how many people would be in danger if those machines would've been able to kill in a fully opened pizzeria?
Thank goodness it wasn't. Now he could quit working there, get different assignments in his maintenance job, and never have to think about it again. Still, he was unsure whether to tell anyone else what he had seen. Would anyone believe him?
...
No, of course not. While there were rumors, most in town were dead set on not believing them. Chances were, if he told anyone else what he saw, he would be called a liar or crazy. He didn't want to look like a lunatic, so maybe it was better to keep quiet. He said this in his mind as he unlocked the door and went inside his home, preparing himself to talk to his wife, Amy, and to check on the kids, who were likely still asleep.
Yes, it would be better not to tell. It would be better to lie and say that nothing out of the ordinary had happened, and that he had simply done his job and never wanted to work there again.
As long as he never went back there, nothing would happen. He would be safe. His family would be safe.
That was for the best.
At least, that was what he hoped.
Chapter 66: Puppet and the Mystery Virus
Summary:
Puppet's under the weather, so the others try to find a cure with some abnormal methods.
Chapter Text
Al-RIGHT! Time to start the new day!
Foxy yelled this in his mind, almost triumphantly, as he shoved his curtains open and stepped into his room. Another night had just began for him, and he was feeling very chipper for some reason he could not fully describe. He was just in an uplifting mood, feeling more confident than ever, and that was all there was to it. With this mood, he felt as if he could do anything. The nap he had went through last night had been excellent, for the most part, and that was what fueled most of his good mood.
That was a great sleep. Possibly one of the best ones I've had in a while, in fact. He thought cheerfully. Time to get up to another day of fun! I wonder what everyone's doing today. Maybe something new? Or it could just be the same old, same old. Either way, today sounds like a great today to do something exciting! Right, Mr. Wigglesworth?
I agree, it was a good sleep! Haven't had rest like that in a long time.
I'm glad we agree! It's nice to have you around, buddy, even if you're imaginary. Having someone like you to talk to makes this place more bearable for me. Anyway, time to get out and see what's going on today!
Foxy walked right out of his room and into the main room. It was empty, but he expected that: everyone would be in their rooms at this point in time. He was already planning to go and find them, every one of them, and see what they were up to. Maybe everyone would have free time to spend together today. With this plan in mind, he prepared himself to go find everyone else.
But before he could even move, something happened that had not happened in a while: the closet in the room opened, and Funtime Freddy came out, yawning as he walked into the main room.
"Ah, what a good round of sleep. That was the best round of hibernation I've had since forever." He yawned as he came in, his eyes closed. "I should've done that a long time ago."
Foxy froze in place. Was that Freddy? Was that really Freddy? "Wait...Freddy?" Foxy stuttered as he walked over to the bear.
"Hmm?" The bear opened his eyes. "Oh! Hey there, Foxy. Good to see you. How have you been doing?"
Foxy didn't respond immediately. He just stared at Freddy in disbelief, hardly able to believe his eyes. "Freddy...is that actually you? I'm not hallucinating or imagining things this time?"
Freddy gave Foxy an anxious look, then patted himself all over. "Uh, yeah, I think so. I'm as real as anything can be. Why do you ask?"
"Why do I ask? Why do I ASK? Freddy, you've been missing for weeks! Where have you been?!"
"Oh, I thought you would've known. I was off hibernating, like bears and other animals might do. I wanted to try sleeping through the winter, so I decided to go and do it."
"I figured as much. I kind of knew you were hibernating already, actually, so forget that I asked, but...come on, Freddy, don't you get it? We're animatronics. Robots. We don't really need to hibernate unless we're completely out of battery, and even recharging a completely empty battery doesn't take much more than a day or two of sleep. You were gone for weeks and weeks; that's way over one or two."
"Aw, don't be like that! Just because we don't need to doesn't mean that we can't! I was allowed to give it a try, so I gave it a try. Besides, don't we animatronics need regular sleep? You sleep a lot yourself, if I remember correctly."
"Yes, it's true that we need regular amounts of sleep to recharge, and it's true that I tend to take a lot of naps, but I've never stayed asleep for over two or three weeks straight! I make sure to get up every day and hang out with everyone else." Foxy sighed. "Nevermind any of that, though. You're a free spirit, so no matter what I say, you aren't going to get it and you really don't need to get it. You do you, I guess. No need to put two and two together on all this."
Freddy looked even more confused. "Wait, we're doing math problems now? You didn't say that! I thought this was about why I was asleep for so long."
Foxy groaned even harder. "Forget it, it's not important. What I really want to ask you is-"
But that thought never finished, as a loud, rough cough came from somewhere in the room. Foxy and Freddy jumped and looked around for the source of the disturbance.
"What was that just now?" Foxy asked, getting concerned at once.
"No clue. All I heard was-" Freddy began, but screamed suddenly. "A zombie!" He pointed at something at the other end of the room and hid behind Foxy. Foxy looked over and saw that the 'zombie' Freddy was yelling about was actually Puppet, slowly trudging towards them as if he was under the weather. He was making small groaning noises as he went.
"That's only Puppet, Freddy. Nothing to worry about." Foxy assured Freddy. "I wonder why he's making those sounds, though. Hey, Puppet! Over here!"
Puppet perked up and looked over at them. He walked over to them slowly and nodded once he got over to them. "Good morning." He said in a low, almost echoed voice.
Foxy grimaced a little. "Good morning to you, too. Everything okay? You don't sound all that good."
Puppet shook his head. "No, I'm not feeling particularly good. I feel a bit ill today."
Freddy gave Puppet a nervous look, then said: "Uh, be back with you in a second. I need to talk to Foxy." Freddy grabbed Foxy by the shoulder and backed them both a couple of feet away from Puppet, then leaned over to Foxy and whispered: "Foxy, doesn't Puppet sound a little weird today?"
"Yeah, I noticed. He did say that he's sick, so...could that be it?" Foxy whispered back. "We don't get normal illnesses though, so maybe he has a virus in his systems."
"That, or something else might've happened. Did he get a new voice actor?"
"Um, what?"
"Sorry, misspoke. I meant a new voicebox."
"Oh, I see. I don't know, but I don't think that's the reason here."
"Maybe not. I dunno what it could be, but he just sounds different than he usually does."
"What?" Puppet chimed in weakly.
"Oh, uh, Puppet!" Freddy voiced. "We were just, uh, looking at those balloons right over that way." He pointed at the balloon stand over at the corner of the room where all of the crates were piled up. "Pretty nice-looking, right?"
"I guess so..."
"So you said you were sick, Puppet?"
"Yeah...more accurately, a virus is in my systems and I don't know what to do..." Puppet moaned.
"Well, I'll tell you what, Puppet. I have an idea as to how you can get better: some of my chicken! Eat it up." Freddy took out a large piece of chicken and offered it to Puppet.
Puppet gave it an apprehensive look, which was appropriate given the quality of Freddy's cooking. "Um...I don't know about that solution. How would that work?"
Foxy just shrugged. "Give it a try, I guess. I mean, chicken is a component of chicken soup, and chicken soup always helps, so...maybe it'll work?"
"Oh, why didn't you just say chicken soup? I have some right here!" Freddy revealed, and he pulled out a bowl of said chicken soup. Foxy could not figure out where Freddy had made it come from, but he didn't focus too much on that. "It's all prepared and ready to be consumed."
"Alright, then, I'll try it." Puppet agreed in a low, unwell-sounding voice. "Just give it to me."
"Here." Freddy handed the soup to Puppet.
"He does sound really bad. No mistaking it." Foxy whispered to Freddy. Foxy wasn't too sure if Puppet's virus was really affecting him or not, but the way Puppet's voice sounded was convincing Foxy that it was a bad virus after all.
"Right. I really hope that chicken soup helps him." Freddy admit, sounding worried.
Puppet drank down the bowl. It was a small bowl, so he consumed it in only a few seconds.
"How does it taste?" Foxy asked.
"It's...alright. Doesn't taste bad." Puppet replied, although his voice sounded the same as ever.
"Do you feel any better after drinking that? Do you feel any different at all?" Freddy questioned anxiously.
Puppet nodded slightly. "Yeah, I guess I do feel a little bit better after having that..."
"But you don't sound any better than you did before you had that. Are you sure it helped?" Foxy said.
"Well...nobody gets cured in a matter of seconds. I'm sure it just needs some time to fully affect me."
They all stood there for a moment. Then, Foxy got an idea, and said: "Hey, Puppet, ever thought about taking your mask off? It's making your voice box echo a lot and it might help your voice if you remove it."
"I agree." Freddy agreed as if he was being thoughtful, but Foxy could tell that Freddy was thinking the same thing that he was. They were trying to help...but they were also curious.
Puppet put a hand to the lower portion of his face as he thought. "Hmm...yeah, I guess it might help. Let me see if I can get it off." He turned around, and they heard him start to grunt.
Foxy and Freddy instantly got excited. Neither of them had expected Puppet to actually be willing to take off his mask, but somehow, he had agreed to it.
"He's actually doing it?!" Foxy whispered in excitement. "Holy heck! We're actually about to see what he looks like without his mask! This'll be the first time we'll get to see."
"Yeah. I hope he looks cool." Freddy whispered back, his eyes still on Puppet.
However, when Puppet turned around, his mask was still on his face. Foxy and Freddy stuttered in confusion as Puppet simply stated: "Well, I tried, but I'm not actually able to remove it. Must be a design choice."
"Why would they force you to wear a mask if you can't ever remove it?" Foxy questioned incredulously. "That doesn't make any sense."
Puppet shrugged. "I mean, I don't think they ever intended me to be able to remove it, so they never added in that feature. Not that I ever had a reason to take off my mask in the first place, so I'm not upset."
"Oh no! But that means that you must be a zombie...or some kind of masked criminal being hunted by the FBI!" Freddy exclaimed.
"The FBI? What's that?"
"Hmm...acting as if you don't know what the FBI? Then you might secretly know what it is anyway." Foxy said. "If you didn't know, the FBI handles federal law and investigates criminal activity. Such as when criminals go into hiding: they launch search parties for them. And then criminals wear masks to hide their identity. So Puppet, you're not running from the FBI, are you?"
Puppet snorted. "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Of course not. I wear a mask because the people who made me intended me to look that way. I didn't choose to wear this mask."
"Yeah, I know. I was just teasing you about the whole FBI thing."
"We were?" Freddy said.
"I was. You're telling me you were being serious, Freddy?"
Freddy shook his head. "No, no, of course not..."
"Now, any other virus remedies we should try?" Foxy looked towards Puppet, who was looking back and forth at them and the kitchen door. "Puppet, are you holding up alright?"
"Could be worse." Puppet muttered. "I was looking towards the kitchen because I was trying to go see Dinah before you guys came along. I was hoping he might have something that could purge the virus."
Foxy shook his head. "He can't; he's busy right now. I visited him earlier and he said that he would be working on the pizza and didn't want to be disturbed. He told me to tell you."
"And we don't need him, either." Freddy claimed. "I've got confidence in my abilities. I think I can fix you all on my own. Here, let's try this." Freddy opened his chest-plate slightly, took out a book, and closed it back up. "A storybook. I'll read you a story, and afterwards, you might feel a bit better."
Puppet nodded slightly. "Okay. Whatever you feel like."
Freddy opened the book. "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone di- hey, wait a minute, this story is just that one story from Spongebob. That's no good." Freddy looked up at Puppet. "Uh...by any chance, do you feel any better?"
Puppet shook his head this time. "Not really, no. I feel the same as I was before you said any of that..."
"For some reason, I feel a bit better." Foxy admit. "I guess that random story cheered me up somehow. Thanks, Freddy."
"Anytime." Freddy replied in a friendly manner. "But let's do a different solution. The storybook won't work." He opened his chest-plate, put the storybook back inside, and took out...a banjo? "I'll play a song for you."
"How the heck did you fit a banjo in your chest cavity, Freddy?" Foxy asked in wonder.
"A bit of effort is all it took." He responded nonchalantly. "Now, let's play a nice song! This'll cheer you up in no time! Here goes!" He strummed the banjo at a fast pace, and the horrible noise began. Freddy was outright bad at playing the banjo, so the notes came out in very scrambled and noisy ways. Along with that, Freddy was loudly shouting "Chicken!" over and over in a way that sounded as if that word was meant to be the lyrics, but all it did was add to the sound level.
Freddy finally finished, and asked: "Well? What do you think?"
"Yeah...your banjo playing is going to need some work, Freddy." Foxy advised, wincing a little.
"I don't feel any different..." Puppet groaned.
"Ah, should've known it wouldn't work. Let me try something else." Freddy decided, changing his tune at once. He went over to his closet and went inside, then came back out holding something else. "How about this: an extremely valuable, practically priceless diamond! Does that make you feel any better?" Sure enough, Freddy was holding a bright, glittering diamond in his hand. It looked legitimate, which made it all the more confusing: how had Freddy gotten his hands on that? Foxy couldn't understand.
"What?! Where did you get something like that?" Puppet sputtered, voicing the question that Foxy had thought of.
"That doesn't matter. I just found it, and now I have." Freddy replied, dodging the question entirely. "So, do you feel any better? What if I rub it along your arm?" Freddy rubbed the diamond on Puppet's arm. "There! Any changes?"
"No, but...what if you gave it to me? Can I have it?"
"Well, no, of course you can't. It's mine. And I was intending to give it to Garbage later on, too."
"Come on, hand it over. If you give it to me, I might feel a little better..." Puppet muttered, but Foxy could tell that Puppet only wanted the diamond because it was valuable.
"I don't know if you should give it to Puppet or not, but I don't think you should let Garbage have that." Foxy suggested seriously. "He won't have any use for it, so it'll just go to waste."
"Hmm...you might have a point there. No use for the diamond, then." Freddy said, putting the diamond into his chest cavity and taking out a gleaming golden instrument. "But how about this? I can play you another song on my French horn! The banjo may have sucked, but this is sure to work!"
"Um, are you sure?" Foxy replied concernedly. "I don't really see how the French horn is going to be much of an improvement over the banjo."
"Me neither..." Puppet added quietly.
"Oh, relax. Just let me play a single sound with it." Freddy responded, and he took the French horn and played it. A low, strained honk came. "There. Feel any better yet, Puppet?"
"No..."
"None at all? Then maybe I should play it while being closer to you. How about I do it right in your ear?"
"I don't even have ears, and no, I don't think you should- AUGH!" Puppet winced as Freddy made another bad-sounding honk with the horn, doing so right next to Puppet. "That didn't help, that was just loud! You're making my headache worse! At least, that's what it feels like. I can't really tell..."
"Yeah, I think you're doing more harm than good by doing that, Freddy." Foxy said. "Shouldn't you try something less harmful?"
"I guess so. How about this flower? Maybe looking at it will improve your condition." Freddy decided, and he handed Puppet a rose. Puppet took one look at it, paused, then made a small sneezing noise and dropped it, as if he had actually sneezed. "No, my flower!" Freddy picked it up and inspected it worriedly. "You dropped it on the ground! Now all the germs on the floor will be on it..."
"Hey, wait a minute. There's still one part of this that I'm not getting." Foxy cut in. "Puppet, how'd you get a virus in your system, anyhow? You haven't explained that part yet. I mean, aren't we animatronics? It's kind of unusual for us to get sick."
"I'm not too sure, but I have an idea of how it happened." Puppet groaned. "I was trying to take a bath earlier, and I thought I'd be safe since I'm waterproof, but I spent too long in there and I short-circuited...next thing I knew, my systems had detected a virus entering my hardware."
"Oh, that's right; we're not entirely waterproof. I guess the waterproof coating and other waterproof functions were early versions, because I learned from my database that if we stay in water for too long, we'll short-circuit anyway."
"Hey...why were you taking a bath, Puppet?" Freddy asked confusedly. "Animatronics don't usually take baths."
"I was dirty. I needed one." Puppet replied, frowning. "Animatronics are all metal, and they can get dirty too. They need proper baths to stay clean, otherwise they'll develop really foul odors."
"I understand that, but still, us animatronics really don't need to take baths very often." Foxy reasoned. "So, still, it's a little strange, but it's your choice. Hmm, that reminds me...I think I remember something happening earlier. I was relaxing in this room when I saw Bon-Bon passing by. He said he'd be going into your room, Puppet, to do 'something'."
"What?! He's going there right now?" Puppet exclaimed, his voice still sounding unwell at the same time. "Heck no! I need to stop him..." Puppet looked ready to run off in the direction of his box.
"No, no, not at this moment! I meant earlier, he did it. Based on what he was muttering, I think he went down there while you were bathing and put the virus in there. But then...Puppet, did you happen to go to sleep when you were bathing?"
"I mean...I might've done it once, for a few minutes. What about it?"
"Oh no. Then that means that Bon-Bon went in there while you were asleep and somehow got the virus to enter your systems while the water short-circuited you. That has to be the reason. The only thing that doesn't add up is how he did it..."
"Then that means he did it intentionally, doesn't it?" Freddy questioned concernedly.
"So he's the one that let the virus into my hardware..." Puppet mumbled, sounding resentful. "That little..."
"I should've known he would've tried something like this. He's startling thoughtful when it comes to getting revenge." Foxy grumbled. "But biological warfare this time? That's new. I didn't even know he was capable of that, or that he'd even try something like that to his 'enemy' as he always says..."
Freddy perked up. "Wait, what was that word you just said?"
"Biological warfare?"
"No, enemy. But if Bon-Bon considers Puppet his enemy, then...then that means they're trying to harm each other! And not just playfighting, but actual fighting! That's not right at all!"
"It's more than just being enemies." Puppet said firmly. "Consider it more like a constantly-changing predator-prey relationship. At points, one of us is the goldfish and the other is the heron. At other points, the roles change. Think of our fighting like that."
"Like sea creatures? I don't think of those much. Just sea cucumbers."
"Okay, okay, this conversation is getting way too off-track." Foxy cut in, a little exasperatedly at that. They were missing the point of why they were even here with Puppet. "Freddy, isn't there something we're supposed to be doing right now? You know, to help Puppet?"
Freddy perked up again. "That's right! Puppet's not feeling well, and we're supposed to make him feel better. I forgot about it while going through the 'enemy' talk. Hmm...well, the diamond didn't work, so I'm not going to use it." Freddy took the diamond out and carelessly tossed it into the air.
"NO!" Foxy and Puppet shouted, afraid of what would happen, and they both moved. Foxy was faster, however, and he managed to catch the diamond before it could hit the ground and get scratched. "There! It's mine now!" Foxy declared, and he tucked the diamond into his internal storage unit to make sure it would stay with him.
"Aw, man..." Puppet sighed. "Better luck next time, I guess."
"Anyway, what about this? This mystery container!" Freddy pulled out a container with a strange transparent liquid. "I found it lying around somewhere. If you drink it, your condition might improve! Bottoms up!"
"Huh? Wait, I-" Puppet protested, but Freddy had already walked over and was forcing the substance into Puppet's mouth.
"There! Feel any better yet?"
Puppet was quiet for a moment. "Better isn't the word I'd use, but I feel...different."
"Different how?" Foxy asked, concerned at what the mysterious substance might have done.
"I feel as if...I have a different point of view on things now."
"A different point of view? Am I still your friend? Is Foxy still your friend? Are we still on good terms?!" Freddy panicked.
"Uh...yeah? That didn't change."
"Phew! Was worried for a moment there. Well, what did change, then?"
Puppet seemed to think for a moment, and he spoke in a very odd tone. "For some reason, I've suddenly got a weird appreciation of elevators. And trains. And other forms of transportation. Transportation everywhere. In your homes. On your lawn. In the kitchen. No avoiding them."
"Foxy, is Puppet broken?" Freddy asked nervously. "He's acting weird!"
"Must be the thing you gave him." Foxy replied. "Shouldn't you get him to cough it back up?"
Freddy shrugged. "Not sure. I kind of like this Puppet a little better, to be honest."
"I don't. Sorry, Freddy, but we need him to be normal. This isn't normal. I'll get him to cough it back up."
Foxy walked over to Puppet and gave him a hard pat on the back. Puppet went oddly still. He faced the ceiling...and a wispy, transparent, almost smoke-like thing flew out of his mouth, floating through the ceiling and out of sight.
"What in the-?" Foxy stuttered, confused. What was that just now? Puppet had consumed a liquid, so why had he coughed up some gas-like thing instead?
"What happened?! Puppet, are you okay?" Freddy questioned anxiously. "Say something!"
Puppet stared ahead, his face giving an odd look. "What...happened? I don't remember what I just did, I just consumed that liquid and...everything went dark for a moment." He sounded alright again, thankfully. The odd voice effect that the virus had added was still there, but other than that, he seemed fine.
"It's alright, we handled it." Foxy assured him. "Just try not to drink unidentifiable liquids next time, alright? By the way, Freddy, what was that you gave him?"
"I dunno. What does it say?" Freddy asked, handing the container to Foxy. Foxy stared down at the label.
Liquified Remnant
Imbued with soul energy
Foxy froze. He didn't know what the 'remnant' thing was, but he suddenly felt a heavy sensation inside himself. Something about this stuff felt wrong. Feeling a sense of worry and discomfort, he decided to act as if nothing had happened.
"It's nothing special. Just take it back." He said, giving the container back to Freddy.
"Oh, okay." Freddy replied, taking the container and putting it inside his own storage cavity. "Guess I'll just hold on to it until I can throw it away. Anyway, Puppet! We don't know if he's fixed yet! Puppet, quick! Tell me what your opinion is on elevators!"
Puppet shrugged. "Uh...they're fine? I've never really thought about them. Ladders and staircases are a more of my thing, but elevators are alright."
Foxy and Freddy both sighed in relief. "Alright, he's definitely back to normal." Foxy said. "Wait, one more test. Puppet, what about trains? Do you like them?"
"They're okay, but I'm fine with walking everywhere."
"Yep, Freddy, he's back. No mistake about it."
"Thank goodness." Freddy chuckled. "That was a weird situation."
"Why are you guys talking about me? Come on, I'm still not feeling very well..." Puppet groaned.
"Hmm...then it's time I try one more remedy. This one can't possibly fail." Freddy voiced confidently. "Foxy, might want to back up a little. This might get intense."
"Okay?" Foxy muttered, backing up a couple of paces.
"Puppet...FEEL BETTER!" Freddy shouted at the top of his voicebox, getting in Puppet's face. Puppet jumped a little, startled by Freddy's sudden increase in volume. "Eh? How are you feeling now, Puppet?"
"Uh...surprised?" Puppet stammered, sounding disoriented. "But...I guess I feel a little better. Not in terms of the virus being gone, but emotionally, I do feel better."
"Hey, that's an improvement! Come on, isn't emotional troubles what really matters at the end of the day?"
"But I can still hear that weird part of your tone of voice that's different from usual. Shouldn't we fix that?" Foxy brought up. Sure, Freddy's sudden call may have improved Puppet's mood, but that wasn't getting them anywhere in terms of eliminating the virus.
"What's up with it, actually? Did he shrink? Is there a tiny megaphone down there?"
Foxy thought for a moment. If it was coming from his tone of voice, then what had the virus done to Puppet besides making him feel a little under the weather?
The answer came quickly to him, and Foxy snapped his fingers. "That's it! It must've gotten into his voice box!"
"Hey, that sounds right! Why didn't we think of that before?" Freddy exclaimed.
Foxy laughed quietly. "Yeah, we don't really put our heads together or think a whole lot on this stuff, Freddy. If we did, I bet all the problems that arise would end up being solved way faster than they normally do."
Puppet groaned again. "I still feel bad. I should just go and listen to some calming music or something."
Freddy gasped in excitement. "Music? I can do that! Behold my French horn!" And, predictably, he went right back into making dull honks with the horn that got on Foxy's nerves. He winced at the loud noises Freddy continued to play.
"Alright, alright, quit it!" Foxy interrupted, going over and holding the French horn down so Freddy wouldn't play it. "What's with that instrument, Freddy?"
"I don't know! I was just trying to get into the Christmas spirit, like Ballora does."
Foxy moaned at this statement. "Please don't do it like that, though. The last thing I need is for you to start doing what Ballora does for Christmas."
Freddy nodded. "Okay, okay. I'll stop with the music until I get better."
Foxy nodded, then went over to Puppet. "Hey, Puppet, I think I know what to do. There's some anti-virus CDs in one of the cabinets in the kitchen. If you need to get better, use one of those."
Puppet smiled a little. "Oh, that's what I was supposed to do? Thanks, but I wish you would've told me earlier."
"Yeah, sorry. Got caught up in Freddy's antics again."
"I don't blame you. He gets like that when he's around."
"Well, I've gotten tired out of this already. I think I need some alone time." Foxy announced. "I'll be heading back to my room now. If you two have problems, you can deal with them on your own. I've got rest to catch up on, and so does Mr. Wigglesworth."
"Mr. Wigglesworth?" Freddy stuttered confusedly, and Puppet had a knowing look on his face.
Foxy grimaced. "Er, nothing. Here, how about this." Foxy took the diamond out. "You guys can decide who gets this. I don't want it." Foxy tossed it into the air like Freddy had.
"NO!" Freddy and Puppet yelled in a similar fashion to the previous time the diamond had been tossed. This time, Puppet was the one who caught it, and he quickly laughed and ran off down the hall. Freddy, looking upset, quickly chased after the marionette.
With those two busy, Foxy could now go get the rest he wanted without any of the others questioning Mr. Wigglesworth. He knew it was considered weird to sleep with a teddy bear, but he liked it. The stuffed bear talked to him, and he talked to the stuffed bear. It was like having someone to talk to that would always listen. It was nice.
So Foxy went off to his room. The others would remember Mr. Wigglesworth at some point, and they'd get back into talking about it eventually, but for now, he could relax and think of nothing but dreamland...
Chapter 67: Ballora's Christmas Stories
Summary:
Ballora is excited at Freddy's return and wants to help Puppet recover from his virus, so she suggests a new way to pass the time.
Chapter Text
Oh great, here again. Let me guess: you want to remind me again about those body parts or whatever?"
"Now you're just making a mockery of it, Foxy. It's far more important than you could realize."
Foxy was talking to the shadowy figure again. He had once again woken up inside the darkened room with the figure in the cloak leaning over the table, and he already knew what it was going to tell him before it even spoke.
"Important how? That's the part you always neglect to tell me." Foxy replied, unimpressed. "No, wait, let me guess- you're going to say 'oh, you don't need to know that' and refuse to tell me anything else, just like last time, huh?"
"I'm that predictable, aren't I?" The figure said, with a hint of amusement in its voice. "Clever fox. Too bad cleverness only gets you so far."
"Well? Answer my question."
"Yes, I can't tell you much, Foxy. You can't and won't understand, and it's not your place to know all the facts at this point in time. I am simply here to remind you of your true purpose."
"Then why are you even telling me to do all these things if you won't explain why it's important to do so? You expect me to cooperate just because you asked me to cooperate?"
"Indeed I do. You may think it a frivolous and unnecessary task- but it is far from that. In fact, should the pieces fall in place the way they were intended to, the future may turn out to be quite an intriguing sight..."
Foxy sighed. "More vague answers, I see. Fine, then, I'll keep an eye out, if that'll bring you satisfaction. But don't expect me to find these 'parts' very quickly, because I have no idea where to look or what they'll even be like."
"Let time pass. Answers will crop up sooner or later, as they were destined to. It matters not how long it must take."
"Don't have a problem waiting. If time doesn't matter, then I never have to focus on it very much, or at all."
"That's the way you see it? Then perhaps fate will find a way to force your hand. Remember this, Foxy..."
The figure in the cloak turned slightly, and the room was growing dark again.
"...the world will find a way to make you act. You may run...you may hide...but at some point...it will come to you."
"Foxy! Wake up."
Foxy grunted as he snapped out of the strange dream he was having and returned to the real world once again. As soon as he heard a voice, he knew another one of his friends was here to bother him about something again, as always. Oh, well. Better to get it over with now so he wouldn't have to deal with it later.
He opened his eyes to see Ballora standing there, having already thrown the curtains ajar to let light into the inside of Foxy's cove.
"Good morning to you too, Ballora." Foxy sighed. "What do you need?"
"Foxy! Foxy! FOXY!" Ballora kept saying.
Foxy winced. "Yes, yes, okay, I hear you! What do you need?!"
"...you...you..." Ballora looked a little outraged, and Foxy was on guard.
"Oh boy, what did I do this time?" Foxy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"...I can't believe you, Foxy! And here I thought we were friends! Here I thought that nothing like this would happen!"
"Like what? Be specific! I don't understand what you're trying to say!"
"Come on, you know what! I thought we were supposed to be friends, and you go ahead and do this?"
"No explanation? Then let me take a wild guess." Foxy held up his stuffed bear. "What, did you want a turn with Mr. Wigglesworth? Is that it? Was he supposed to visit you or something? He doesn't tell me these things."
Ballora made a face. "What? No, that's not happening until after Christmas, Foxy. Didn't we agree on this before?"
"Right, right..." Foxy grunted, remembering that conversation now that Ballora had mentioned it. "Sorry, forgot about that particular conversation. I've talked to everyone here so much that sometimes, the talks we have together go in one ear and out the other."
"Don't you have a calendar or something? If I were you, I'd put it down so you can remember it."
"I don't have one, if you couldn't tell. I don't have anything, actually...not even a decked-out room. This room doesn't have any decoration besides the posters, and this cove doesn't have any use besides being my sleeping space."
Ballora shook her head. "Oh, Foxy, couldn't you get one? Or ask Puppet to get you one? Without it, you'll always be late to everything...including my tea parties."
"How is that my fault, Ballora?! I have no way of getting any of that stuff, and Puppet isn't always in the mood to give me any of it! He's stingy enough about my room and possessions as is."
"Nevermind, nevermind, forget about that for now. The current situation is much more important than anything, including all thirty times before that I've said 'this is much more important!'"
The next time is always more important than the last time... Foxy thought, knowing how inconsistent Ballora was when it came to importance. He sighed again and said: "Okay, just come out and tell me. What's so important that you have to question our friendship?"
"You didn't tell me...me, who's clearly one of the most important people residing in this building...that Freddy finally came out of his room, and that he's here! Why didn't you let me know? He's my friend, too!"
"I tried to tell you! I knocked on your door for five minutes straight yesterday!" Foxy countered. "But you didn't bother to answer! You were so busy dancing that you couldn't even come and open the door. What was I supposed to do about that? Yell out and hope you'd get so annoyed that you'd come out? So don't blame me just because you get too busy to come out and learn about the recent happenings!"
"I admit, I may sometimes be unresponsive during crucial moments...but still, I'm not happy! I need to know when stuff like this happens, Foxy!"
"And I apologize, okay? But even if you were available sometime yesterday, I couldn't have been able to get to you. Puppet came down with a virus yesterday after Bon-Bon put one in Puppet's systems after he fell asleep in the bathtub, and he's been groaning constantly. I kid you not: I woke up from my nap yesterday, but when I was trying to talk to Dinah about the whole pizza deal, Puppet was there in the main room at the same time. I had to listen to him groan and moan for hours because Freddy was telling him some long-winded story and wearing him out while he still had the virus! And even when I closed the door, I couldn't block out the noise. God, was it grating. He's...how did Freddy put it...got some weird voice adjustments because of the virus? Not sure how to describe it, but it makes his voice kind of...echo."
"Wait, so, let me guess...did Puppet finally hit puberty?" Ballora asked in a gossipy tone.
Foxy cringed a little. "Ballora, we're animatronics. We don't hit puberty. Besides, Puppet's been around for a long time. He's long past the age of puberty now...if he aged the same way humans did, that is, which he doesn't. However...his voice almost makes it sound like he's hitting some nonexistent form of animatronic puberty. Almost."
"Hmm. Then...wait, what about you? Didn't your voice go through changes once? What if you had that virus and you passed it on to Puppet by mistake? Hmm?"
Foxy shrugged. "It seems like it's a different virus, and besides, it was caused by Bon-Bon, not me. However, if he somehow does have that virus...then he might start trying to shove advertisements in your face that promise fake items for ridiculous prices. We'll have to shut him down if he starts doing that."
Ballora started anxious. "Oh, this is all wrong! I'll need to wear a mask and wash my hands and-"
"No, no, Ballora, there's no need. Computer viruses don't spread the same way human viruses do. We'll be fine unless we connect our systems to Puppet- only then would the virus be able to enter our hardware, too. Anyway, Freddy...come to think of it, how'd you find out that Freddy was back, Ballora? If Puppet and I didn't tell you, then how did you know?"
"It wasn't that hard, Foxy. I was just walking into the kitchen to talk to Dinah earlier, and Freddy was right there! Here, follow me. I'll show you right now."
"Lead the way, then."
A minute later...
"Listen, Dinah, is it really that hard? All I want is for you to make a pizza with chicken as a topping! Can't you do that for me?"
"Because I cannot give you any pizza! I have none to give!"
Foxy and Ballora walked into the kitchen to find Freddy in conversation with Dinah. Dinah looked very irritated, seeming on the verge of yelling as he argued with Freddy.
"Come on, please? It can't be that hard!" Freddy begged.
"I already told you, no!" Dinah refused again. His eyes flit over to Foxy. "Foxy! Hey! I require your assistance!" The chef pointed at Freddy. "Who is this man in the bear costume? He has been pressuring me to give him pizza with chicken on it, even though I have no such pizza to hand out!"
"Huh?" Freddy stuttered, and he looked over and saw the others, too. He grinned. "Oh, it's you guys! Hello! Hey, can you tell this chef guy what's going on? He's been stubborn and I don't even know why."
"Dinah, this is Funtime Freddy. He's our friend. He's been away for a while, so that's why you haven't seen him before." Foxy stepped in, explaining who Freddy was. "His favorite food is chicken, so that's why he's asking you for it as a pizza topping. And guess what? He's also the reason why we don't have any tomatoes." Foxy gave Freddy a dirty look. "Well, Freddy? Want to explain to Dinah why we're completely out of tomatoes, and therefore, unable to make any pizza at all?"
Freddy looked uncomfortable. "Um...it was for a perfectly reasonable reason, Foxy, I swear."
"Uh-huh. And how about you tell me why?"
"I unplugged the refrigerator to find my favorite feather, and all the tomatoes got bad, okay? It wasn't directly my fault this time!"
"You unplugged the fridge and ruined my ingredients over a feather?" Dinah exclaimed. "Mama mia, how could you do that?"
"And by the way, Freddy...you said before that feather was from your first chicken ever, correct?" Foxy brought up.
"Yeah, it was!" Freddy claimed.
"Except that it couldn't be. Remember when we watched those tapes you had? We saw Puppet give you your first ever piece of chicken then, and it was already fried, so it didn't have any feathers on it. If that feather isn't from the first chicken that you had, then why is it so important to you?"
Freddy looked even more uncomfortable. "It's...I...I don't know, okay?! You're stressing me out with all these questions!"
"I see now. You tried to claim that the feather was from something really important as an excuse to unplug the fridge, didn't you?"
Freddy was silent. He looked at the floor and nodded reluctantly.
"I should've known. That feather's nothing more than a random knickknack to you, isn't it, Freddy? So you didn't even have a valid reason to unplug the fridge, you just made up a reason so that we wouldn't get too mad at you." Foxy sighed. "I'm disappointed in you, Freddy. I know you make decisions like these sometimes, and I know you make mistakes every now and then...but you and I both know that you're at least smart enough to make the right choice. But you decided to lie to us? And over something this trivial? Come on."
"Sorry..." Freddy mumbled sadly.
Before they could continue, a familiar-sounding groan came from the door to the main room. Foxy could tell what it was, and he was ready to groan himself now that he knew. This was going to be a handful.
Puppet came into the room, being the source of the groaning, as usual. Since his virus had appeared yesterday, Puppet groaned to no apparent end. Foxy remembered hearing Puppet groan many, many times yesterday, and he wasn't too enthusiastic about hearing it again. With any luck, the groaning could become a repeat of yesterday.
Ballora and Freddy, meanwhile, exclaimed loudly.
"The zombie's back!" They both yelled, acting like Puppet was a zombie when he was just under the weather. This was typical for them, so Foxy didn't tell them off for it.
"You guys are here? And here I was, hoping to find Dinah alone...oh well, I guess if you're here, you're here." The marionette grunted, his voice still having the same echo and shifted tone as yesterday, and he shuffled over to the counter. "Dinah, I'm feeling bad. Can you please just give me some soup...?"
"Soup? Oh, I do not have the time, I am much too busy making pizza. I still have to try..." The chef muttered exasperatedly.
Meanwhile, Foxy noticed that Ballora had backed up all the way to the opposite side of the room from where Puppet was, her face carrying a wary and attentive expression as she kept her gaze towards Puppet.
"Ballora, what's with that look you're giving Puppet? Why are you trying so hard to stay far away from him?" Foxy asked, feeling concerned for why Ballora was showing such odd behavior.
"Puppet doesn't sound right today." She said softly, grimacing. "His tone is different, and there's that weird echo...I don't like it."
"Yeah, that's because he's still infected by the virus. I gave him the anti-virus cd so he could repair himself, but it looks like it's taking some time to fully fix the effects he got from the virus. It might take some time before he's back to normal."
"He had a virus? But then...are we going to need a doctor? Will he need healing?"
Foxy shook his head. "Freddy and I already tried to get rid of the virus yesterday, but most of our methods were too wacky to work. The anti-virus cd is the best bet we have as of right now."
"But a doctor would help, right? I still have Doctor O. on my contacts list."
"He's a dentist, Ballora. He wouldn't be able to eliminate the virus."
"But they're the same thing, aren't they? Dentist or doctor, tomato tomato...seems like the same to me."
"I don't know. Doesn't seem right to me." Freddy muttered.
Ballora shrugged. "It does to me. Also, Dinah...I just made a joke about tomatoes, didn't I? Sorry about that."
The chef shook his head. "No harm done, miss. Do not worry yourself about such things."
"Alright, alright, enough already. Please, Dinah, can you just make some soup for me? I feel like it would make me feel better." Puppet appealed.
"Hmm...well, alright, I suppose the pizza is not super important. I will make some. Which kind do you need?"
"Alphabet soup, please. That kind's my favorite."
"Ah, very well, then. I know we have a can of that somewhere in here, so I will get to work." Dinah grinned. "And since I am a master of my craft, I will even spell your name with the letters so that you may admire it before you consume it!"
"He can do that? I can't even spell my own name..." Freddy whined in the background. Foxy raised an eyebrow at this, as he knew that Freddy was capable of doing that from memory, but that didn't matter right now.
"Dinah, I don't think we have any cans of alphabet soup in here." Foxy said.
Dinah furrowed his brow. "Then I will make my OWN! I can certainly do that!"
Foxy sighed. "Are you really going to do that? So you can make alphabet soup, but you can't just make some pizza so that this pizzeria can have actual pizza?"
Dinah looked even more irritated. "I have told you a million times! No tomato sauce, no pizza! I can make the dough, spread the cheese, and add on toppings, but without the tomato sauce, it is not complete! Without completion, there is no pizza!"
"Nevermind, enough about the pizza. Hey, Ballora, since me and Freddy have already gone through our ideas, do you have anything that you think might help Puppet feel better?"
"Something to help Puppet? Hmm, let me see..." Ballora put a hand to her bottom jaw in thought. "Let me access all my stored ideas in my memory banks real quick...hmm...dancing? No, a performance won't help..."
"In the meantime, why not try chicken, Puppet?" Freddy offered.
"No! No more of that chicken! It won't help!" Puppet denied, scowling.
"Aw, come on! Take it!"
"No."
"...ah-HA!" Ballora exclaimed, smirking as she smacked her fist into her open palm. "I've got just the thing for a situation like this! The best cure for viruses ever, known worldwide for its effectiveness and consistency, and unmatched by the rest of the competition?"
"So what is it, then?" Foxy asked interestedly, while Freddy gasped in excitement from nearby.
"Christmas stories!" She declared. "Everyone feels better with a good story, right? When you delve into fictional or nonfictional worlds, it can be easy to forget about your troubles! It's the perfect way to fix viruses!"
"Yay! Let's do it!" Freddy cheered.
"Actually, no, I'm not doing it." Puppet refused sternly. "You had my interest until you used the word 'Christmas'. If you're making this remedy a part of that troublesome holiday that you won't shut up about, then I'm definitely not going to take part in it."
"Come on, it'll be fun! We can sit around in a circle, trading stories of the Christmas season with each other...it'll be great!" Ballora said dramatically.
"Yeah! Story time in the main room!" Freddy declared, running out of the kitchen.
"But I don't want to-" Puppet protested.
"No buts! You're going to take part in this, and you're going to enjoy it!" Ballora firmly stated, grabbing Puppet by the arm and enthusiastically pulling him out of the kitchen. Puppet loudly voiced objections to Ballora's plan as he was led out of the room, looking very discomforted all the while.
Foxy looked back at Dinah, who looked befuddled.
"Well, I'd better go join them so they don't cause any trouble." Foxy said, acting as casual as he could. "See you later, Dinah."
"Goodbye, then. Good luck to you." Dinah replied, bowing respectfully.
Foxy sat down with the others in the main room as they prepared to begin with the stories. Two each sat at one of the tables, both of the tables near each other. Foxy and Puppet plopped down onto the stools at one table, while Ballora and Freddy did the same for another, close by table.
"Glad I'm sitting over here. I don't want to sit near Puppet." Foxy could hear Ballora moan under her breath. "He still has that virus..."
That reminded Foxy: he had a question he needed to ask Puppet that concerned that virus.
"Hey, Puppet. Quick question." Foxy started, looking at the marionette sitting near him. "You don't have the sudden urge to sell us a bunch of different things, do you?"
Puppet paused. "Um...no? I don't feel any such urge. Besides, I don't carry any stuff I want to sell, so what would the point be?"
Foxy internally breathed a sigh of relief. That was good, that meant that Puppet probably has a different kind of virus from the one that Foxy had gained all those weeks ago.
"Hrm." Ballora muttered, them brightened up. "Anyway, story time! Here's how this will work. I've got four separate storybooks on hand, one for each of us. We'll take turns reading a single story from the book. Got it?"
She handed out copies of her storybook to Foxy, Freddy, and Puppet. Foxy observed the cover, which was red and green, the signature colors of Christmas. Written on the cover in neat cursive was the title: Christmas Stories for the Naughty and Nice children.
"Everyone got theirs?" Ballora asked.
"Do I have to do this?" Puppet groaned.
"Yes, you do. No questions asked." Ballora firmly replied, resolute as ever about her Christmas-related holiday traditions. "I know you're infected with a virus, Puppet, but that certainly doesn't mean that you have to be lazy. You can afford to join us as we do this."
"Oof. That wasn't very nice of you to say, Ballora." Freddy commented disapprovingly. "You should apologize."
"Yeah. I don't appreciate those types of remarks." Puppet agreed, frowning.
"Sorry, then." Ballora apologized. "But still, you're going to be here and you're going to join in."
"Can we get started? Who's going to go first?" Foxy questioned.
"Hmm...how about you, Freddy? Start us off."
"Me? Really?" Freddy gasped in excitement.
"Yes, yes, you. Go ahead and tell the first one you see."
Good thing for that. Hopefully they'll make me go later. Foxy thought as he opened the book. I might actually be able to read through this whole book and memorize the stories before my turn comes around. He started to read the stories in the book whilst trying to pay attention to what Freddy was reading out loud at the same time.
"Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle-" Freddy started.
"Freddy, no! You already told that story yesterday. It has nothing to do with Christmas." Foxy cut in, not wanting to hear the nonsense quote again.
"It isn't? Then why are you reading it, Freddy? Read content related to Christmas, please!" Ballora ordered.
"Sorry, sorry, just a random story in my head. Let me actually read a story." Freddy said. "Let's see...it was a cold winter's night, deep in a forest somewhere out in the wilderness. There lived a group of four bears, who sat around a tree and relaxed, resting through the winter season. They lived their lives that way, and they were content.
"One day, they were sitting around the tree again when they noticed something extraordinary: a big, red thing, zooming across the night sky. In fact, it went right over their heads. Objects dropped down onto the snow near them. The bears, curious as they were, opened the presents to find their favorite things: honey and meat. They split the meals four ways and enjoyed it together. It was great.
"And so the tradition continued for many, many years. The red thing would zoom across the sky and give them a meal to remember. And while the bears never found out who or what it was that was dropping down such good fortune on them...one thought it could hear a 'ho ho ho' as the red thing passed overhead. And the sound never left the bear's mind...the end."
"Wait...a red thing in the sky? Ooh, I think I know what it was!" Ballora exclaimed breathlessly.
"Don't spoil it, Ballora! Keep it a mystery." Freddy said, although he was grinning.
"Nice story, I guess." Foxy complimented, shrugging.
"Well, personally, I'm bored." Puppet mouthed bitterly.
"You're not bored, you're Puppet." Freddy said. "I mean, unless you had some secret name change, but I don't think you did."
"Don't complain, okay?" Ballora sighed, shaking her head at Puppet. "I know you may not like this, but this is a very slow curing process. It takes time; things take time in general. Don't be impatient."
"Slowest curing process? Yeah, go figure." Puppet muttered sarcastically. "Might as well name it the most painful curing process while you're at it."
Freddy looked disheartened and upset. "What, was my efforts to tell a nice story a waste of time? Fine, then! Be like that!" He threw his book onto the ground. "Sorry for being such a nuisance! Now I don't want to read anymore." He whined.
"Freddy, it's okay, don't-" Ballora tried to say, but Freddy already looked too disconcerted to calm down at that point. Ballora sighed. "That was not what I meant to happen when we started this. I expected smiles, not scowling."
"Well, we have to continue, so I guess I should go next?" Foxy said.
Ballora shrugged. "Be my guest."
Foxy looked down at his book. He had already picked a story to tell, so he went through with it. "It was a cold, cold evening that night. Christmas Eve had arrived, and with it, a ferocious snowstorm. In one home as ordinary as any other, things had gone exceptionally quiet. There wasn't a sound to be heard- if one listened closely enough, they might even be able to hear a pin drop.
"On that very night, a young child left the house in secret while his mother was asleep. He wanted to get a gift for his mother, but he had not been able to come up with one yet. So he ventured out into the snowstorm, hoping to find a place to grab a satisfying present for her before next morning. He was very set on finding one, as his mother had been terribly ill as of late, and he felt that it was his responsibility to make her feel better.
"He went, tromping through the cold, through the snow and the snowstorm, past the trees and down roads, for hours on end. He had no idea where he was going, or which way was the correct way...all that mattered to him was that he find a place that had a wonderful gift that he could surprise his mother with. For a long time, he couldn't find anything in the midst of the wilderness around his home. He was losing hope...until he stumbled across something he did not expect to find: a snowman.
"At first, the child was hardly curious about an ordinary snowman. It was just a snowman, how could it help? But suddenly, the snowman turned, moving...and he looked down at the young boy. The snowman, by some unknown means, was as alive as any human. With a hat atop his head, a scarf around his heck, and coal for eyes and a mouth.
"He leaned down to look at the young child, who was surprised and confused to see such an unusual sight. And the snowman said: 'Hello, there, little boy. Are you lost?' And the boy responded: 'Yes, Mr. Snowman. I'm trying to find a gift for my sick mommy. I want her to feel better.' 'So I've heard.' The snowman replied, nodding its snowy, sphere-shaped head. 'Do not worry. I heard of your trouble and I have come with something that I wish to give to you.'"
"By the way, there's a tea stain on this page, for some reason. And also some crumbs. Anyone want to take responsibility for that?" Foxy asked.
Ballora froze. "Um...yeah, that was me. Sorry."
"What were you doing? Eating cookies?" Freddy wondered.
"For your information, I was eating biscuits with my tea. Reggie recommended it to me, and it does make for a good combination."
"As I was saying..." Foxy continued. "The snowman continued: 'Take this. Bring it to your mother.' And he slid over to a tree, took a gift-wrapped present behind it, and put it in the boy's hands."
"What did he give him?" Freddy questioned curiously, looking like he was on the edge of his seat. His sad, frustrated mood from earlier had disappeared completely.
"I don't know. He hasn't taken it out of the present. Anyway, the boy asked: 'What's inside this present, Mr. Snowman?' The snowman responded: 'That is a secret, for now. All you need to know is that if you bring this into your home and let your mother open it on Christmas day, she will feel better.' 'Who is it from?' The boy asked. 'From me. But also, a friend of mine.' The snowman answered. 'Santa Claus himself.' The boy's eyes widened. 'Really? From Santa?' The snowman chuckled. 'Why, of course. You may find that difficult to believe, but if you simply trust in me, then the truth will be plain to see. Goodbye for now.'
"And suddenly, the snowstorm picked up, obscuring the boy's vision. He crouched down by the present and waited it out, and by the time it was clear enough to where he could see again, the snowman was no longer there. So the boy retraced his steps, trying to find his way back home. As he trudged back through the snow, present in his arms, the snowstorm became unusually rough. It was maddeningly cold. The boy found it hard to continue. He was nearly about to collapse...until he felt something touch onto his body. A hat and scarf had appeared on his body, even though the boy had not worn those things before. They were quite warm, and they gave the boy the strength to continue.
"He kept going, further and further...and finally, he found his home. He entered inside, dropped the present by the tree, and went back to bed. He was back asleep at once. The next morning, he came downstairs and picked his present back up, taking it upstairs to his mother's room. His mother was still sick, laying in her bed as she ate soup and read a book she had with her. When the boy came in with the present, his mother looked at him in a bit of surprise. 'My son, what is the matter? What do you have in your hands?' She asked. '
"'It's for you, momma. I got it for you.' The boy answered. 'But how did you?' His mother asked worriedly. 'You said yesterday that you had no way of finding one for me. You did not go outside, right? The weather has been horrible, lately. You could have caught a cold.' 'It's okay. I just met...a friend. He was nice.' The boy answered, not wanting to tell his mother about the snowman. He placed the present on her lap and let her take off the ribbon and open it up. Then, inside, she was silent as she gazed at a small music box. Opening it up, it had figures of a small family inside, who spun as a wonderful tune played in the room. The boy's mother said nothing as the whole tune played out. By the time it was over, she smiled. 'What a thoughtful gift...thank you so much, my son.'
"The boy smiled. 'I hope you like it.' He said. 'It is beautiful. I shall cherish it forever.' She replied. 'In fact...why don't we go downstairs? I want to show you the presents I got for you.' The boy gasped. 'But mom, you're sick.' 'I feel much better this morning.' His mother assured him. 'I think I am well enough to get out of bed. Please, let's go downstairs and have the Christmas I promised you.' The boy gave his mother a glowing look. 'Okay, mom.'
"And so, they went downstairs to the living room. His mother was like new, as if she had never gotten sick to begin with. They enjoyed a wonderful Christmas together as mother and son. The boy's meeting with the snowman went unmentioned, but one day, the boy took a look at the hat and scarf he had gained and noticed something. They were so familiar...in fact, he recalled seeing them on the snowman he had met on that night. What could it mean?
"The boy chose not to dwell on it too much, but he thanked the snowman in his heart, and his Christmas spirit shined brightly ever since. And from that day forwards, every Christmas that the boy and his mother had was always as cheery as the last. They would remain happy for many years to come. The End."
"Bravo! Bravo!" Freddy and Ballora cheered, clapping hard.
Puppet sighed. "Okay, okay, I'll admit...that was an okay story."
"Wait a minute..." Foxy interrupted. While the story had been good, he noticed a series of words that were in different hand writing on the page right next to the one he was on. "What's this? Secret ending, by...Ballora?"
Ballora looked startled. "Huh?! Wait, don't read that, that's-!"
"Inside the present was Ballora the ballerina, and she danced and danced over and over for the sick mother, and the sick mother felt so good that she was now immune to every disease in existence ever." Foxy read incredulously, examining the hastily-scribbled handwriting. "The end, Merry Christmas, Ballora is awesome and Reggie is too." Foxy gave Ballora a look.
Ballora grinned sheepishly. "Well, uh...I must've given you the wrong book. Yeah."
"I thought it was good!" Freddy laughed.
Foxy just sighed. "You know, as much as I want to be, I'm not surprised. This stuff happens. Now, I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that and move on. Who wants to go next?"
"My turn, please." Puppet spoke up. He looked a little bit better now. "I'm actually feeling happier now. I'll take a shot at reading one of these stories."
"Go ahead, then."
Puppet looked down at his storybook. "I've already started, and it seems pretty good. The synopsis is quite promising."
"A what?" Freddy stuttered.
"Synopsis. Kind of tells you the basic premise of the story in a minute or less." Foxy explained. "Sort of spoils the story ahead, but oh well."
"Hey, it's not spoiling. They don't tell you any major plot points." Puppet said. "Anyway, I'll read it now." Puppet paused. "A few hundred years before the current time, when things were very different, there lived two men. During that time, they were creating a civilization where many people could live and thrive, and its very future rested in their hands. It was their responsibility to guide the civilization to a prosperous tomorrow.
"But it wasn't any ordinary situation. The very well-being of the civilization was theirs to concern themselves with because of one object: a ring. This was a powerful ring, an extraordinary ring. It had been lost to time for centuries before then, only resurfacing at that point in time. With its finding, powerful groups of humans had banded together in search of the ring, so that its power might be theirs to wield. The two men were the guardians of the ring and the civilization around it, tasked with keeping it safe from greedy and heartless individuals who wanted to steal it.
"And so, faith was placed in the hands of young Frodo, as the person who inherited this ring stepped into the pages of legend."
Okay, I know what this is now. Foxy said in his thoughts. This story was very obviously a rip-off of Lord of the Rings, and in fact had nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas. Ballora seemed to be aware of this too, as she facepalmed in exasperation. Freddy, however, kept his attention on Puppet, unaware that anything was off about the story.
"See, this ring had dark powers, those which none could comprehend at first sight." Puppet continued. "It could cause those living on Earth to spaz out, creating distorted second personalities in their hearts that fundamentally altered the way they acted towards the world.
"A second personality? Hey, that's almost like me, isn't it, Foxy? I may be my own entity, but in this form, I'm as much of a part of you as you yourself are."
"Now you come out? Listen, voice, you're not a second personality. You're a nuisance." Foxy groaned. "You ended up in my head for some reason I may never know, but as far as I'm concerned, you have no place there anyway."
"Such hostility. I do wish to be my own self again, you know...but while I am here, I do enjoy messing with your mind. Why not replace your boring self with me? I can change things in such an interesting way..."
"Listen, whatever you are! Go away!" Ballora called. When the voice stopped responding, she breathed a sigh of relief. "Good, it knows how to listen. There's that. Continue on, Puppet."
"A task laid in wait for Frodo." Puppet went on as if he were a seasoned storyteller. "His very destiny is to become the bearer of this powerful ring. But not to wield its powers that transcended time and space, no. Instead, they sought to destroy it so no one would be able to use its powers for evil. To do so, they must go on a treacherous journey to the fabled mountain of doom and despair, where the ring had been forged. There, they could destroy it...the end."
There was a brief amount of silence.
"That's it?" Foxy stuttered. "That's all?"
"Yeah, come on! What happens next?" Freddy begged. "Do they go to the mountain? Do they fight some evil force? Do they win? Tell me!"
"I don't know! There's two more books of the story that I don't have in my possession. I only have the first one." Puppet replied. "I just have The Group of the Ring as of right now."
That had nothing to do with Christmas. Foxy thought again. Nothing at all. He looked at Ballora and her miffed expression and could tell that she was thinking the same thing as he was. "...let's just move on." Foxy muttered. "Ballora, you haven't gone yet, so it's your turn."
"Okay, then, let me see." Ballora answered, looking at her storybook. "Which story did I pick? Hmm...oh, here it is! I really like this one!" She smiled with glee. "Okay, this one's nice. I'll go with this one. Pay attention, now." She paused, then started to read. "In the large, unending galaxy as we know, in a part of it that exists far, far away from our home..."
"How far is it?" Puppet asked.
"Really far. Further than any of us could even know. We'd never get there, even if we headed in the direction of it at a million miles per hour for 100 years."
"Wait, then how'd you get a book telling us about it if it's so far away?" Freddy stammered.
"Because it's a story. It didn't actually happen."
"Oh. Does that mean it isn't real?"
"Yes, it's not real! Now let me read it!" Ballora snapped.
"Freddy, for your own safety, I suggest you heed her advice. I really don't want to get into another fight." Foxy advised, and Freddy nodded quickly and went silent so Ballora could read uninterrupted.
"So anyways, in the galaxy far far away, there lived a boy named Luke."
Foxy was on the verge of facepalming. First a rip-off of Lord of the Rings, now a rip-off of Star Wars? How did this have anything to do with Christmas? And why was Ballora, of all people, telling such a non-Christmas-related story?
"He was young, and he lived alone, alone in the dark, dark world that was this galaxy." Ballora continued. "He thought himself simple. He had no idea of his true potential, no idea of the things he could accomplish if he knew...but little did he know, he was destined for greatness! And also, this happened during Christmas."
"But how does this have anything to do with Christmas? This guy seems completely unrelated to the entire holiday." Foxy reasoned, already knowing what was going on.
"Because a galaxy far, far away can have Christmas too! No questions!" Ballora exclaimed loudly. "So, while he was setting up his Christmas tree with his aunt, uncle, and pet robots, one of the robots turned out to have a secret, something that he needed to tell Luke. But due to his faulty wiring and mad, mad levels of insanity, he couldn't say a word about it! So then-"
"Uh...excuse me!" Freddy said, and he jumped out of his chair and bolted out of the room, heading into the kitchen.
"Huh? Hey, come back!" Ballora called, running after Freddy. Foxy followed, and so did Puppet.
Freddy was found rooting through one of the drawers in the kitchen. When the others approached him, he perked up in nervousness. Dinah watched them confusedly from the counter he was still working at.
"Oh no, don't come down on me! I was hungry! I just wanted some chicken pizza, but I can't find any." Freddy said nervously.
"But we can't make any of that, or any pizza in general!" Ballora reminded him. "Dinah said so. He can't make the pizza without tomato sauce, so until we get some, no pizza for us."
"But Mario said he would make it, right, Mario?"
"My name is-a not Mario!" Dinah grumbled, sounding annoyed. "I can't make pizza, okay? No tomato sauce, no pizza! Ay yi yi!"
"But you promised..." Freddy whined.
At this moment, Foxy had had enough. The stories had devolved into random rip-offs of existing things, and now they were just joining Freddy as he bothered Dinah about chicken pizza. Why was he even still here? What was the point? He was cranky from all of the nonsense that had happened, and frankly, he had just about had enough. Time to get out of there.
"You know what? I'm done. I'm not standing for this anymore." Foxy voiced abruptly, turning towards the door. "I'm going to go back to room and get back to resting."
"But we haven't found out the uncle's name!" Freddy complained.
"And what about Puppet? We were supposed to be curing him!" Ballora protested.
"Well, let's see. Feel any better, Puppet?" Foxy asked.
"No." Puppet responded simply, frowning.
"Exactly, the stories didn't help. Everyone, leave Puppet be. Puppet, I recommend going to your room and getting rest. Let the anti-virus program delete the virus for you."
"Alright, alright..." Puppet left the room.
"I'm going to head back, too." Freddy added, leaving the kitchen as well.
Ballora sighed in disappointment. "Fine, I guess we can stop it here. I'll see you tomorrow, then, Foxy."
Foxy gave her a reassuring smile. "Hey, for what it's worth, your idea wasn't terrible. But what Puppet really needs is sleep, okay? Let him be for now. Let's just do our own thing for the rest of the day."
"Yeah...okay. I'll go back to my room now. Bye." Ballora said, smiling back and then leaving the room.
Foxy waved to Dinah quickly and then left, leaving the confused and slightly aggravated chef to his own devices.
Minutes later...
Foxy was back in his cove. The curtains were open as he sat in there with Mr. Wigglesworth, contemplating the events of the night.
Mr. Wigglesworth, that was just...weird. Foxy recounted in his mind. And it kind of got random and dumb at the end there. Glad I managed to break it up, because I don't think it would've helped to let that carry on any longer. Let's just go back to rest for now, okay?
Okay. I'm glad I didn't have to be involved in that tomfoolery, personally.
Good for you. Let's deactivate now.
Foxy closed the curtains and went to sleep without a second thought.
While he slept, Foxy had yet another dream with the cloaked figure.
"What, need more convincing? Freddy's back. Is that not good enough of an excuse? He's expendable and idiotic. Surely you can spare his parts."
"Heck no! He's my friend, and I'd never walk up and dismantle him for parts, no matter what. Sure, he can be a bit much at times, but I still care about him."
"How disappointing. In my experience, friends can just drag you down, impede your progress. Accomplices? Now that's something that can have a use. But if you're so inclined to be set in your ways of 'friendship'...then I have nothing else to say to you now. Go ahead and sleep. I have work to get to."
And the darkness consumed the room once more, as Foxy faded back into normal unconsciousness.
Chapter 68: Freddy's New Room
Summary:
Freddy has made some improvements to his room, and he wants everyone to check them out together.
Chapter Text
"You want my honest opinion? Fine. That plan is terrible, and it won't work."
"Doubting my capabilities again? It may sound outlandish, but I assure you that it would work. All you need to do is assemble an appropriate amount of garbage, build it into a body, and allow me to inhabit it. By possessing the trash, I can control it and use it as a working body."
"But how the heck would that work? I wouldn't help you, but let's go into hypothetical and say that I do. If I just put the trash into a big pile, that'd just be a bigger pile of trash."
"Exactly. Even as a pile of trash, I could conceivably use my 'abilities' to possess the trash, sucking it all together to create a working body."
"That makes no sense."
"You would understand if you saw it. Why not give it a try?"
"Absolutely not. Besides, why are you even trying to use trash? Weren't you going on about trying to get a proper animatronic body to use?"
"Of course, and that is still a goal of mine- but you are determined not to cooperate and find a body for me, so I have thought about using...other methods. You act as if I'm not meant to try such things. What, do you take me for a lazy fool that's content to sit inside your mind until the end of time?"
"No, I don't, but guess what? I don't care. Whether or not you like it, you being stuck in my head is better than you having free reign to harm me and my friends...and who knows who else. And that's another thing: how would I transfer you to the body? If you're stuck inside me, as a part of me, then how would detach yourself from me?"
"Simple. You open up your suit and find where my part is located, then remove it. Unless you would rather demolish your entire body instead? I am not opposed to doing that method of removal."
"Demolish my body? Yeah, no. And as for your part, why not tell me where it is? I'd love to remove it and place it in the nearest incinerator."
"True, you could. But I am trapped inside you, and the only way to remove me is to open the area where I am. Who knows what will happen? I'm not just going to sit there lifelessly and let myself be destroyed. I could easily escape. And you don't want that, do you?"
"..."
"And as for where I am located...do you really think I'd tell you when you're in my way? No. Try and disassemble yourself to find me if you want, but you make the risk of accidentally freeing me if you do. In fact, now that I think about it, that seems wonderful. Come now, play a game of hide and seek with me. But one wrong move, and I'll be free!"
"Yeah, I see where this is going. Then you know what? It is the best course of action to keep you in here. If I try to disassemble myself to find you, that's a risk of you escaping. And even if I did find you, you could still escape. There's no guarantee that I could just toss you away. Hmm...alright then, you're staying inside me. No freedom for you."
"That's too bad, Foxy. And here I thought I might find myself freedom...but don't think this is the end. I don't care if you hate me, or despise me, or fear me, or choose to thwart me- I will never stop. One day, I will escape. And you and your mindless friends will regret trying to stop me."
"Alright, time for you to be quiet now."
Foxy focused, and he made the voice disappear back into the corners of his mind. Good, it was gone again.
He had started the day intending to relax, but just as he had woken up and opened his curtains, the voice had started to speak to him again, going on about a plan or something. Why did the voice even tell him its plans? Wouldn't that make it easy for Foxy to stop it? Then again, the voice did seem to like to play mind games and manipulation.
But now that he had it shut up, he was ready to go back to a normal day. But at that moment, he heard sounds by the doorway and looked over. Quick footsteps sounded, and then Freddy came running into the room, heading right over to Foxy and his cove.
"Foxy! Hey!" He called.
"Oh, hey Freddy. What's up?" Foxy greeted, eager to talk to someone other than the voice. "How's your day going?"
"Pretty good! I was actually just coming to tell you that I made some amazing renovations to my room earlier that I want you to see."
"Really? Well, that sounds cool. Let's go and see it."
Foxy headed for the door.
"Wait! Hold on!" Freddy called, stopping Foxy before he could head off. "Before we do, I want to get the others first. I want everybody to see it."
Foxy shrugged. "Yeah, I suppose it would be nicer if we could get the rest of the gang. Must be eager to hang out with everyone again after just waking up from hibernation, huh?"
"Uh-huh."
"Then sure, let's go grab everyone else. Who should we go and get?"
"Puppet and Ballora." Freddy replied. "I can't find Bon-Bon, and Baby seems too busy, but I think Puppet and Ballora are around. I want them to see my handiwork, too. We can all be happy together, you know? Sort of like a happy surprise."
"Yeah, I get it. Let's go."
"Alright! Follow me."
Foxy followed Freddy out of the room. He was content to play along with Freddy today, and was also kind of interested in what Freddy might have added to his room. More chicken, probably, but maybe something else too. Besides, this was a million times better than talking to the voice, which would not stop tormenting him. It was getting more and more vocal every day, probably due to its patience wearing thin.
But hey, he had pushed it away for now, and he was about to go do something better with his friends. He could just forget about the voice for a little while and have some fun.
So he followed Freddy willingly, heading behind him to wherever they were going to go first.
Their first stop was Ballora's room. Peering through the window, Foxy could see Ballora and Reggie inside, doing their own thing. Ballora was enthralled in conversation with Reggie, although it seemed to be a mostly one-sided conversation since Ballora was doing most of the talking while Reggie would listen and occasionally move his mouth a little to signify small remarks or responses.
Looks like she's deep in conversation with Reggie. She probably won't mind if we come in at this time. Foxy thought, opening the doors to let himself and Freddy in.
"Hey, Ballora! We're here to see you." Foxy called as he came in, Freddy trailing behind him.
Ballora broke out of her conversation and looked in their direction. "Oh! Well, uh, hello again, guys." She smiled for a second, but then gazed at Freddy. "Freddy's here too, huh? This must be something important or serious if you're both here to talk to me about it."
Foxy just shrugged. "Eh, serious might be the wrong word. We're just here because Freddy wanted to get you to see something. Oh, and, by the way...don't worry about there being any more mistletoe. We got rid of it, so no more of those 'incidents' should be able to happen."
Ballora shuddered a little. "Thank goodness for that. I don't think I could take it if I had to deal with another accident like that one with the mistletoe."
"We had mistletoe hanging around?" Freddy asked curiously. "What happened to it? What's this incident about?"
"No, no, don't ask. We really don't need to talk about that day..."
"Yeah, it's better that you don't know. It was really weird." Foxy said, grimacing a little. "Neither me nor Ballora want to talk about it."
"Aw, okay." Freddy accepted, albeit a little disappointedly.
"Anyways, on to something much more cheerful! Notice anything different about my room?" Ballora asked cheerily, cracking a grin. She pointed down at the stage they were standing on. "See all the presents on my stage? I've put more of them on it! Take a look."
"Wait a second." Foxy stuttered, examining one of them. It was for Ballora. Then he picked up another one, and it was...also for Ballora. And another, and another, and another, and another...there wasn't a single present that wasn't for Ballora- besides the pile of presents near Reggie that were labeled as his instead. Other than that, though, every present was marked as Ballora.
Some of them had small messages written on the side, like Ballora only, Property of Ballora, and Keep out of this present, reserved for Ballora. One present even had an overly aggressive message attached to it, where Ballora had wrote that she would get back at anyone who opened that one specific present. Freddy was pointed out the most, but the others were roped into the note's promises, too.
"All of these presents are either for you or Reggie!" Foxy exclaimed. "All of them. Not a single one is for anybody else. And what's with that threatening note on this one?"
"Wait, you mean that one?" Ballora asked, pointing at the present that had the note on it, and when Foxy nodded, she looked a little ashamed. "Oh, uh...sorry about that, guys. I was feeling overly emotional when I wrote that."
"Yeesh, what a note, though. I think I even spot a few profanities in it- dang, that's far. Ballora, you don't say things like that to your mother, do you?"
Ballora raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about? We don't have mothers. We're animatronics."
Foxy facepalmed. "Right, right, duh. What was I thinking? Though, while we might not have mothers...I feel like we have a father. Not a biological one, but a guy who created us, you know? Somebody had to have manufactured us." Foxy quickly checked his databanks for information. "Hmm...yeah, my data is telling me that the person who made us was male, and that his name is...Afton."
It was deadly silent in the room for a few seconds after Foxy muttered that name.
"That's...familiar." Ballora whispered.
"Yeah." Freddy agreed. "I swore I remember that from somewhere, but...I can't think of where."
"Well, they're just the person who made us. Let's not get worried about it, okay?" Foxy reasoned. He didn't want to stress out about their unknown creator, even if the mysterious individual's name was something that made Foxy feel a little concerned. Better to block it out, he thought. "We really need to get back to the point. Sorry for the distractions. Ballora, Freddy had something he wants to ask you."
Freddy looked confused. "Wait, I do?" He perked up a few seconds later. "Oh, I do! Sorry, the conversation we just had kind of made my mind wander. Let me get back to the actual reason why Foxy and I were here. Ballora, would you like to come and see the new version of my room? I went and added a whole bunch of new things, and I want you to see it."
Ballora hesitated. "Do I have a choice in this matter? I'm spending time with Reggie right now. I don't know if I'm available to do this."
Freddy shrugged. "Can't you and him reschedule or work something else out?"
"No! Reggie time is always set in stone! If he's meant to spend time with me now, then that's how it'll be!"
From where he stood nearby, Foxy saw Reggie's discomfort grow a little. His expression looked a little pained.
"We need to spend time with each other! It's mandatory!" Ballora went on strictly. "Right, Reggie?"
"Um, um..." Reggie stammered unsurely. "...I guess so. If it's with you. It's not as if I have much else to do, to be frank. I'm still waiting to get a job here."
Foxy sighed. "Reggie, can I level with you for a moment? You're going to be waiting for a while. To get a job, we need to find a suit, and we're as close to finding a suit right now as we are to solving every problem in the world- basically, nowhere near achieving the goal. Sorry, but these things take time. And in this case, they take a very, very big amount of time."
Reggie sighed as hard as Foxy did. "Just as I expected. So since that's the case, can't I come, too? Can't I join in?"
Freddy shook his head. "Sorry, but, no can do. My new room renovations are pretty special and pretty remarkable- in a very specific way. I can't just go inviting everyone to see it. As of right now, it's friends and animatronics only."
"Really? Oh, come now." Reggie protested. "I've been here for a decently long time. Can't you consider me a fellow animatronic and allow me to come see it, too?"
Foxy snorted. "You make it sound like becoming an animatronic is as simple as one, two, three. It's not an easy process. The way to becoming one is done in very explicit ways: either being created to be one, or...well, the other process is a bit unsafe, so it's safe to say that you really don't understand how this whole process works."
Ballora looked a little cross. "What do you mean, he doesn't understand? What is there to understand?"
"I'd rather not get into it here, since it's not exactly a desirable thing to discuss. Point is, there a thing about becoming an animatronic that he just doesn't get. Now, we're going to have to leave him behind, unfortunately, since Freddy won't budge, so let's get going. Reggie, sorry that we can't include you, but Ballora will be back to be with you again once we're done. It should only take around ten to twenty minutes, so you won't have to wait for very long."
"Bye, Reggie! See you another time!" Freddy called.
"I'll be back soon, Reggie!" Ballora added, smiling warmly. "Just be patient!"
While they both headed for the door, Foxy leaned in and whispered to Reggie: "I'll see what I can do, alright? I'll try to find out if I can get you involved soon. If not, I apologize, but I'll see if there's a possibility."
"Oh, uh...okay, then. Thank you, I suppose." Reggie replied. "Buh-bye, all three of you."
"Bye! We'll come visit again another time."
Foxy followed his friends out of Ballora's room and back into the main hallway.
"So next up is Puppet, right?" Foxy questioned Freddy.
"Yeah, of course. Let's go and grab him." Freddy answered. "He'll be at his box, right?"
"Without a doubt." Ballora commented dryly. "He'll probably be sleeping on his dumb futon sofa again or whatever."
"He does love that futon." Foxy admit. "Or maybe he's taking another shower. In that case, we should be careful not to walk in on him too abruptly."
Freddy gave them another curious look. "Puppet has a futon sofa? For real? I've got to see this. Let's go."
They were down inside Puppet's box in a matter of minutes. They descended down the ladder and were in the tv room now.
"Won't Puppet get angry at us for entering his box without his permission again?" Ballora asked anxiously.
Foxy waved her down. "It'll be fine. He chastises us all the time about it, but he never gets too angry. He's still our friend. Besides, he only really gets seriously angry at unannounced home invasions if Bon-Bon's doing it. Speaking of, has anyone seen him lately?"
"I haven't." Ballora replied.
"Me neither." Freddy joined.
"Hmm. Wonder where he is now, then." Foxy muttered, unsure of how to feel. Bon-Bon tended to wreak havoc every now and then when left unsupervised, which was a bit of a cause for alarm. All Foxy could really do, though, was hope that Bon-Bon wasn't doing anything he shouldn't be doing, because Bon-Bon's disappearances to who-knew-where were entirely out of Foxy's control. After all, he was only friends with the bunny hand-puppet; he didn't micromanage him.
They all walked through the central room and over to the computer room where the futon sofa was, expecting Puppet to be there, and were not disappointed to find Puppet deactivated on his futon.
"Here he is. Looks like he's still asleep." Foxy said to the others. "We need to wake him up, but we should do it gently. If we wake him up too quickly and wildly, he'll get upset at us, okay?"
"I have an idea! This is a very gentle idea, no need to worry." Freddy assured them. He stepped forward, getting near Puppet. His chest cavity opened, and then... "Puppet, wake up!" Freddy whipped out his French horn and played an extremely loud noise with it, causing the box to be full of the loud noise. Foxy and Ballora both covered their ears until Freddy was done playing the noise.
"Yeesh, what a sound." Ballora grumbled in annoyance once Freddy finished.
"Ugh...what's going on?" Puppet mumbled groggily, slowly activating. His eyes widened when he was fully awake as he started at them. "Huh?"
"Hello, Puppet. Sorry to bother you. We didn't mean to wake you up like that, but Freddy got a bit too careless." Foxy informed the marionette apologetically.
Puppet groaned in irritation. Foxy expected him to start yelling, but he was silent for a moment. "You know, normally, I'd be really furious that you guys barged into my home and woke me up like that...but I'm too sick and too tired to start raising my voice against you guys." Puppet shook his head. "Why are you guys even waking me up? The virus is so tough that the anti-virus hasn't been able to eliminate it yet, so I'm still infected and I'm trying to rest- but even when that's the case, you guys still feel like you can invade my home and bother me? Just...why?"
"Huh. So you're still infected with the virus?" Foxy stuttered. "The anti-virus program should've cleared it out by now. What happened?"
"The virus is more persistent than expected. My system status reports are telling me that it might take a while before it's entirely gone." Puppet explained.
"And my French horn didn't make you feel any better? Like, not even a little bit?" Freddy asked dejectedly.
Puppet narrowed his eyes. "Of course not, why would you think that? I feel the same as ever."
"Well, that's a bummer." Ballora sighed. "I guess there's never an easy way out to situations like this. We'll just have to let the anti-virus do the work."
Puppet sat up and got to his feet, looking a bit tired but also understanding. "So, anyway...what do you guys need this time? Just get to the point and tell me."
"Oh, yeah. We're here because I made some exciting new renovations to my room! I want you to come and see them with everyone else." Freddy clarified, smiling in excitement.
"Gee, sounds absolutely amazing!" Puppet complimented brightly, then frowned again. "So why do you need me to go and see that, again?"
"Because I want you to share in the happiness! We're all friends, right? The four of us have been pals since we first got here." Freddy reminded him. "Friends spend time with each other, right? So today, I want you guys to take a look at my newly renovated house!"
"Besides, don't you want to judge it? He did end up renovating it." Foxy pointed out.
Puppet flinched. "Wait a minute, that's right! Freddy went and renovated something without my permission." Puppet got serious within seconds. "In that case, I have to go and see this. I need to judge for myself whether or not these renovations are okay."
"Wait...I needed your permission?" Freddy stammered. "Oh no! Please don't get mad at me!"
"I won't get mad at you; at least not yet. Let's go and see these renovations first. Then we can see how you stand."
Freddy nodded. "Okay! I promise you won't be disappointed. Come on, let's go!"
"Phew. All this walking is making me hungry." Freddy muttered as they went through the big hallway, heading towards the main room.
"Well if you're so hungry, then just eat chicken. That's your go-to, isn't it?" Ballora said dryly.
"Oh, that's right! Chicken! Dunno how I didn't think of that before."
"Nevermind. Hey, just a question...how important is this, really?" Ballora wondered. "I mean, apparently it's so important that it requires all of us to go, but how exactly important is this?"
Foxy shrugged. "Dunno. I mean, we're doing this because we're all friends and we appreciate each other...so I guess this is kind of important. However, Freddy, I have just one rule: your walls had better not be covered in chicken again. I told you, you don't frame chicken, you put it in the fridge. It'll just go bad and stink up your room if you frame it up like that."
Freddy didn't even seem to be listening. "We're almost there. Let's keep going."
"Here we are!" Freddy announced as they got to his closet. He opened the door and let them all peek into the room. "This is what I wanted to show you! I put up a new painting in here."
On the wall near the tv was a painting, depicting a strange pattern of red, green, and purple. It almost looked like something out of a fantasy world.
"Oh, well...that's nice, I guess. Did you paint it yourself?" Ballora asked.
"Funnily enough, I did. I woke up for two hours a day to work on it. I was working on it the past few weeks and only just finished it yesterday. I wanted to show you guys the finished product." Freddy replied, grinning proudly.
Foxy went near it. For some reason, his smell sensors were detecting something odd coming from the painting. He smelled it, and..."
"Wait a second, this smell..." He muttered. "Freddy...did you have tomatoes in here?"
"Yeah. I grabbed some before I went into hibernation. They're not half-bad." Freddy confirmed calmly.
Foxy groaned a little. "And...how many did you grab?"
"The entire stock that we had left, pretty much. Why do you ask?"
Foxy groaned even harder. Now he knew what had happened to the tomatoes they had stored in the building. "Freddy...you know that Dinah is going to be extremely unhappy, right? Those tomatoes could've been used for a pizza, but you wasted them. Dinah won't be pleased when he hears that you used them up."
Freddy looked a bit apprehensive. "Um...well, that's neither here nor there. He'll be mad, but I'll deal with him later. Right now, all that matters is that you guys got to see my new painting. Oh, and, one more thing." Freddy looked at the ladder. "While we're here, I might as well show you all what I did upstairs. Nothing much up there- just some minor changes. Come and take a look."
Freddy started to climb the ladder. The others, a little curious themselves, decided to go along with it and see just what minor changes Freddy had made. Foxy was betting that it was nothing more than more framed chicken and maybe a crown.
But when he got to the top of the ladder, he didn't arrive in a steel room with chicken on the walls and a giant throne.
"Wait...what?" Foxy stuttered.
The room had completely changed. The floors were made of a nice, light-colored type of wood, and the ceiling was too. The wall material had been replaced with grey-colored bricks instead. Small lights in the ceiling above illuminated the room with a warm glow. On the right wall was a large bookshelf, so long and wide that it took up the entire wall's space. On the wall ahead was a comfy-looking red couch, big enough for a few people to comfortably sit down. To the left was a small hallway into another room, with a door nearby.
"Welcome, everyone. This is my new home." Freddy revealed, smiling. "Surprise! I know I said minor changes, but I actually re-did the whole thing! Turns out that a metal floor and no furniture but a throne doesn't make for a very comfortable living space- so I changed it all. Like what you see?"
"Yeah, this is actually a pretty nice improvement. Nice one." Foxy commended Freddy. This room was much better than Freddy's old one, in Foxy's opinion. He and the others walked throughout the small area, taking a look around. Foxy went down the small hallway and went into a small room. It had a firepit in the middle, where a campfire was burning brightly in the center of the room. A small seating area circled around the fire, making it easier for people to sit around it.
"Here's my fireplace. I put it in the center of this room." Freddy showed off. "While I was hibernating, I put this here so I could stay warmer. It's been especially chilly as of late, so this really helped me get comfortable while I hibernated through the winter season."
"Huh, this fire's pretty warm. Not a bad addition." Foxy said, drawing near the fire. He put his hands there to warm them and noticed that the fire was as real as a fire could be: nice and hot. "Feels pretty real. Is this a real fire, Freddy?"
Freddy shook his head. "Nope. It's another artificial one from Fazbear Entertainment. This one's the new version, so I got it ordered in. They made the holographic projection look more realistic, so it's almost like a real fire. Don't get close, though: it's pretty hot, and if get too close to it, it can and will burn you- or at the very least, it'll blacken your metal suit and heat you up way too much. However, as long as you're careful, it's great. It can really warm you up."
"Hmm." Puppet muttered brightly.
"Ah..." Ballora sighed as she sat down by the fire. Everyone else did, too, and for a moment, everyone simply enjoyed the fire's comforting warmth.
"So what else is there?" Foxy asked Freddy. "Have we seen everything?"
"One more thing, actually. Over here." Freddy got up and walked over to the hallway, getting to the door Foxy had seen earlier. He opened the door up and went inside, gesturing the others to follow him. They all trooped in together to take a look at the second room.
This room was slightly darker than the previous one, although it still had light brightening up the place. A red rug with a large black trim had been put into the center of the room. Nearby was a wooden table with a chair near it, and set on the table was a single plate with utensils set out and ready. Foxy noticed from the way the utensils looked that they hadn't been used very often. On the other side of the room was a canopy double bed with red sheets, red blankets, and red curtains around the frame. Lastly, and much to Foxy's disappointment, there were four frames on the wall that had pieces of chicken stuck to them.
"This is my room! A home right next to home." Freddy introduced them cheerily. "I sleep here, or take some really secluded alone time if I need to. I keep it nice and dark to make the atmosphere just right."
"And...you put chicken on the walls again, I see. Great." Foxy muttered.
"Of course I did! I decided to put way less of them this time so I could keep most of the wall space, but I still wanted framed chicken. That way, I can admire chicken whenever I feel like it."
"And you've got a double bed. But why? You're the only one who sleeps in here." Ballora noted confusedly.
"It's in case we have a sleepover together, so someone can share the bed. Also, I like to have the extra space to spread out."
Foxy walked over and felt it. "Feels really comfy. Must've dropped a bit of money on this one." Foxy said. "How'd you get the money, anyway?"
"I had it stored up from the old place, remember? We used to raid the cash registers and safes and take all the money inside, then split it between everyone. And since the employees were hardly ever around, nobody even tried to stop us. Oh, and it did help that we made a killing selling Fazbear merchandise to people."
"So...about the bed." Puppet cut in. "Why don't you invite Bon-Bon back, since you have a double bed now? Take him back in so you can convince him to stop getting in my face, y'know?"
Freddy hesitated. "Um...I...well...to be honest, I don't really want to. I do miss having Bon-Bon be my best friend, for sure, but I've realized lately that I'm actually okay being on my own. I have all this space to myself now, so I'm not too into the idea of having to share it with someone else."
"Yeah, must be nice to have this whole room just for you. I kind of want something like that, too." Foxy admit. "Hey, Puppet, can't you do something similar for me? I'd really like to have seven rooms with lots of space, please."
"No! No changes!" Puppet denied sternly. "I already told you before, Foxy, your room is close to completion. I finished the floorplan a long time ago, and most of what the design articulated is already built, so it's too late to make any last-minute changes. To tell the truth, if it weren't for the fact that I'm still waiting for the virus to clear out, I might've already finished it by now."
"Come on, isn't there a single opportunity to add an extra room or anything? I'd appreciate even a single extra room."
"...fine. I'll see what I can do- but no promises. If you don't get an extra room, then that's that. I'd better not hear any complaints if things don't work out the way you keep hoping."
"Imagine if we did have free reign to add what we wanted, though. We could turn a room into a house, then turn that into a mansion." Ballora suggested. "That sounds pretty good, actually."
Foxy laughed a little. "I wish, Ballora. I wish. That would be nice to have."
"While I don't disagree that it would be very nice, I'm afraid that I work under the property limitations of this entire building and the space around it." Puppet explained seriously. "I didn't have much space to begin with, so I had to work with what I had. Renovating and building isn't magic; I can't just make extra space appear out of thin air. We could only expand it really far if we extended the property, which would cost a lot of money to do."
"But you can do something, can't you? I know our building has limitations in how far we can extend it, but even with that, we make do. After all, look at what Freddy did to his upstairs room! He had limited space and he still turned it into something impressive."
"Yeah, that's exactly it. I worked with what I had and still managed to make it spacious." Freddy agreed. "Don't tell me you don't know that, Puppet. You made the inside of your box way more extravagant and detailed than we could've imagined."
"It was like that the whole time. The space was already built- I just redesigned it and changed it into a living space instead." Puppet clarified. "And I'm not saying that we can't make great things out of what we have, because I agree with that. I just don't think we have the space needed to give everyone massive rooms."
"Puppet's right. He didn't actually build the area that's inside his box." Foxy explained to Freddy. "We found out some time ago that the room used to belong to the manager. It was his office. However, the room was abandoned and the manager's office was moved to another location entirely, so Puppet was able to change up the space and make it his home."
"What? Really?" Freddy exclaimed, looking unimpressed. "That's just dumb. This whole time, Puppet made us think he was responsible for everything he did to the inside of the box. But that was all just a big fib, wasn't it? I see how it is."
"It's not like that, Freddy, I-" Puppet started, but Freddy wasn't paying him any attention at the moment. "Ugh, nevermind. It doesn't matter anyway."
"Speaking of rooms...Freddy, I'm confused on why you decided to add a huge bookshelf." Ballora said perplexedly. "I didn't take you as the kind of guy who liked to read."
"Eh, I guess you're right, but I still like to sit down and grab a good book." Freddy replied. "If it'll make me smarter, then I'm all for it."
"Your selection of books is odd, to say the least." Foxy commented as he examined the bookshelf. "One part of it entirely dedicated to Harry Potter, and all it has is all seven books duplicated over and over. And here's another section with a bunch of copies of Twilight. And this entire section is all just how to books. How to eat, how to read, how to draw, how to find friends, and on and on..."
"Er...I know it might seem a little much, but sometimes, it's good to have reassurance from knowledgeable sources." Freddy said. "I mean, sometimes I forget, even."
"Really? You forget things like that sometimes?" Puppet asked incredulously.
"Occasionally, yeah. I've been trying my best to remember, so it hasn't been happening very often, but it can happen if I'm not careful."
"Hey, here's an interesting one. It's in French, it seems." Ballora examined, looking at the bookshelf herself. "Comment parler français, it says, which translates to 'How to speak French.'"
"Woah. I didn't know you were able to speak French, Ballora." Freddy replied, a little awed.
"Well, I can. The information on how to do so has been in my databanks ever since I was first created. No idea who implemented it, but I like it, and it does come in handy sometimes. For example...C'est un plaisir de vous rencontrer. That means: 'It is a pleasure to meet you.'"
"Amazing! I wish I could speak another language. I don't know how."
Foxy shrugged. "Me neither. I think we internal translators, but I can't remember how to activate them."
"Back to your house, Freddy...it's not bad, but I feel like it's missing something that would bring the whole thing together." Ballora noted. She spread out her arms. "Something with some notability, something that can leave a great impression, something that can add a bit more...pizzazz."
"It's fine the way it is, honestly. I dunno what else to add right now." Freddy admit. "I mean, what's your idea of making it look better?"
"Well, I think it needs more color! The stone walls are much too plain. We could add some red, some pink, some purple..."
"What? No way! I don't want those colors on my walls. Regular grey bricks are fine."
"I agree. The last thing we need is for another room in this place to have wallpaper that's as colorfully messy as your room's wallpaper, Ballora." Foxy agreed. He liked the way Ballora's room was for the most part, but the wallpaper was still a bit of an eyesore to look at, what with all the different stripe colors making it look so strange. He didn't need another room in the building taking on such a wacky appearance.
"It's not messy, it's cool!" Ballora exclaimed pridefully. "Those colors make for a very nice-looking room! No questions asked!"
"This is my room, not yours, Ballora. And I just so happen to like it this way." Freddy declared. "It's simple yet cozy, and not too over-the-top. It's much more sophisticated then splashing the walls with so many colors at once."
"Says the guy with a million 'how to' books on his bookshelf!"
"How is that not sophisticated? That shows that I'm trying to learn new things! After all, if you want to improve yourself, the best way is to start with the basics."
"Alright, alright, I guess you might have a point there."
"The basics? No kidding. Look at the titles he's got here." Foxy pointed out, scanning the books that were a part of the 'how to' area of the bookshelf. "'How to construct a bookshelf, for dummies.'"
"Oh, that one? Hey, Freddy, didn't we see you reading that one before?" Ballora said. "I swear I was passing by where you were once and I saw that you had that book in your hands."
"Huh? Uh...that one's not mine! I don't own it." Freddy mumbled quickly. "I was saving it. For a friend."
"Which friend are you talking about?" Ballora questioned suspiciously. "We've got a limited number of people in the building, you know. There's only me, Foxy, Puppet, Baby, Bon-Bon, Reggie, Dinah, and even Garbage. Who's the book going to?"
"Um...uh...to Chica! Yeah! I was planning to give it to her before she got moved to a different location, but since it's too late for that, I was going to mail the book to her instead."
Foxy shrugged. "To be honest, I don't entirely disbelieve that. But that doesn't matter too much, anyway. Whether or not he plans to keep the book isn't our business. Still, these books...'How to cook anything and everything that's made of chicken?' What the heck is this one?"
"To cook chickens of different sizes, of course! Chickens don't come in one size, you know."
"'How to hide a body?' Freddy, did you get this one on the dark web or something?"
"Of course not!" Freddy exclaimed. "I was searching online, and apparently this one was found in a yard sale, so I bought it to expand my 'how to' collection! I mean, when would I hide a body? And where would I even get a body to begin with?"
"Fair enough...wait a minute, I just found another area on the shelf with one type of book. They're all...chicken related."
"Huh?" Puppet and Ballora stuttered.
"Yeah, I'm not kidding, look. 'How to cook chicken', 'Rotisserie chicken', 'The many types of chicken', 'Chickens for dummies', 'Why Chickens are cool', 'Why Chickens are our friends', 'Why you should make eating chicken a priority', 'Chicken in the pot'...it's just book after book of chicken-related weirdness. Not to say that it's totally unexpected for Freddy to have stuff like this in his room, but...Freddy, do you really need this many chicken books?"
"Of course. I like those books very much." Freddy stated proudly. "That last one's my all-time favorite. I've been reading it recently, and I'm over halfway through."
"...yeah, I think I've seen enough now. I hope you don't mind if I go back to my room now."
"Aw, what? You're done with the tour?"
"Yep, Foxy and I both. I guess you could say that I'm chickening out, heh." Ballora joked.
Foxy chuckled. "Good one, Ballora. Now, let's go."
Foxy, Ballora, and Puppet began to go down the ladder.
"Wait! I don't get it!" Freddy called, scrambling down after them. "Let me at least say bye before you guys leave!"
"It's fine, Freddy. It's only a small joke. You don't have to get it."
They reached the bottom of the ladder and got together in the main room, preparing to go their separate ways for the day- or, more rather, the night.
"By the way, Puppet, before you go. I'm going to ask again: when are you going to finish my back room?" Foxy asked. He was getting more and more impatient as time passed. Surely building and renovating a room didn't take this long, right?
"When I'm no longer infected with a virus, Foxy." Puppet retorted. "Once it's gone, I'll get back to work. Promise."
"Fine, fine, but you'd better stay true to that promise, alright?"
"I will."
"Until then, be patient, alright? I'm sure it won't be much longer until Puppet's finally done." Ballora assured Foxy in a friendly manner. "I bet it'll look great once it's all finished."
"Alright then, I see your point. I'll continue to wait." Foxy agreed. "And you'd better be right, too. Puppet, the room's going to look great when you're done, right?"
"I'll do my best." Puppet replied.
"I guess that's the best I can hope for, then. Let's all go back to our rooms now. See you guys later."
"See you." Ballora said as she went down the big hallway.
"Later, than." Puppet joined as he followed Ballora.
Foxy turned to go to his room.
"Wait, Foxy! One more thing!" Freddy called from behind him. Foxy turned, curious as to what Freddy wanted. There was...an odd look on the bear's face. Some sort of grin. The bear put a hand on Foxy's shoulder. "Goodbye for now, friend."
"Uh..." Foxy stammered in confusion.
"Goodnight! See you tomorrow!" Freddy added, smiling. He turned and went back to his closet.
What was that about? Foxy wondered in his mind. Freddy's never been that creepy with his goodbyes before. What's his deal, all of the sudden?
Foxy let this recede to the corner of his mind as he went on his way, going back into his room and into his cove. He needed to have a word with a particular being in his mind that had bothered him earlier. And, right on cue, the voice appeared in his thoughts.
"Finally, they're all gone. Now, can't we continue? I'm not against going over all the reasons why my plan would give us many benefits."
I already told you, I'm not working with you anymore. You've proved that you can't be trusted. And I need my body, too, so that's going to be like that. And also, no, you're not escaping, so forget about the trash body idea. Can't assemble a trash body if you can't do it yourself and if I won't cooperate.
"If you're so sure, then. Feel that way if you wish...I shall be here for as long as I have to, then. And when you finally change your mind...I'll be waiting for your answer."
Which will be never! Shut up!
He pushed the voice out of his mind again. With the area now completely silent and quiet, Foxy could take another nap in peace.
He closed his curtains and deactivated once again...
Chapter 69: Puppet and the Mystery Virus 2
Summary:
Puppet still has the virus inside him, so Foxy tries to help him out a bit more.
Chapter Text
"Foxy! Hey, Foxy! Hello? Foxy, where are you? I need your help!"
Foxy was hiding today. Hidden behind the counter of the stand near the stage of the main room, he saw Puppet enter. Puppet was calling his name, looking around for Foxy, trying to find him. And Foxy knew just what Puppet needed from him.
This time, Foxy wasn't hiding because he was scared or trying to avoid conflict. No, he had a different purpose in mind. Knowing that Puppet was still infected with the virus, Foxy had told Puppet five minutes ago to meet him in the main room, where they would work out how to deal with his virus.
Now that he was here, Foxy decided that he would pull an unorthodox method of curing him. Maybe, by some random chance, it would work.
And if didn't work?
Well, then he'd at least get a few seconds of laughs.
"Foxy! Hello? Are you even here?" Puppet called. "Listen, this isn't funny. You called me here, and when I arrive, you're a no-show? Come on, just come out already so we can get this over with."
Foxy didn't respond. He stayed hidden behind the stand, waiting for the perfect opportunity. Puppet kept walking around the room, looking around for Foxy.
The marionette sighed. "Oh, you've got to be kidding. This is getting worse and worse. First, Freddy comes back, renovates his room without my permission, and does other dumb stuff...and now, Foxy's starting to fool me into coming to find him while also not showing up himself? This nonsense never ends."
Puppet paused. "Alright, Foxy, come out. I'm still feeling wonky from the virus, so I'd rather we get this done without delay. My patience isn't infinite, you know." He waited, but Foxy stayed silent. "No response again? Hmm. Foxy must be in his room, then. Maybe he's sulking again over his back room not being finished and forgot to show up."
He was right about one thing: Foxy was still regularly sulking over the fact that his back room still wasn't finished. It was a regular annoyance to him. However, that wasn't his priority right now. His priority was to try this method.
As Puppet walked over to the doorway to Foxy's room, Foxy silently slid over the stand and crept towards Puppet, staying noiseless all the time.
When they reached the doorway, Foxy decided it was time to strike.
He bounced forwards, and-
"BOO!" Foxy shouted.
Puppet yelled out and jumped backwards, startled at the sudden scare. "Huh?! Foxy, what the heck was that for?!"
"It was a test. Feel any better after that?"
"No! Why did you think scaring me would make me feel better? I have a virus, not the hiccups."
Foxy shrugged. "I dunno, I just had to try in case it worked. Obviously, it didn't work, so there goes that method. Sorry if I scared you too hard."
Puppet shook his head. "It's fine, just...don't do stuff like that. Yeesh. Next time, think smarter than that. Hiccups may go away in seconds, but colds can last way longer."
Foxy nodded. "Yeah, I know. Guess I was thinking another weird thought, then. I really need to quit acting like Freddy and start using my head. So...let's get down to business. You still have the virus, right, Puppet?"
"That's right. The anti-virus CD didn't get rid of it." Puppet confirmed. "I received a diagnostics report from my systems recently, and apparently, the CD you used had an outdated version of the anti-virus software, which is why it didn't work."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "That's the reason? Drat, I must've grabbed an older CD by accident. Next time, I should make sure to grab the more recent ones from the archives...well, anyway, since that didn't work, we're back to square one. I'm going to have to try and fix the virus through a series of methods I have in mind. If none of them work, then we'll go back to the CD plan and I'll make sure to take one that has a more recent version of the anti-virus program."
"I guess that'll do. And it's just you trying to do this? Nobody else?"
Foxy shook his head. "No, I'd rather not get everyone else involved today. Baby's still in video game hibernation, and she doesn't seem like she's planning to come out anytime soon. I tried to talk to her earlier, but I think she's still seething over me taking her journal and accidentally revealing some of her secrets. I still haven't been able to find Bon-Bon, so he won't be here either- and, let's be honest, we don't need him to be here for this. You know how you and him stand in terms of friendship, Puppet. If he found out about this, he'd end up trying to negatively affect you instead of positively affecting you."
"What about Freddy and Ballora? If I recall correctly, neither of them are busy today."
"They aren't busy, yeah, but I'm not going to call them, either. I know they'd want to try and help you, but they're a lot more erratic with their methods of 'helping' then I am with mine, so they'd end up doing more harm than good. It's better if they stay out of this today. So with that understood, it'll be just me today." Foxy smiled. "I'm going to try my best to get rid of this virus that you have. I guess you could call me...Doctor Foxy."
"Er, I don't think you'd count as a doctor. Doctors have to be certified, and you aren't."
Foxy frowned. "Yeah, I know, but we don't have any doctors to call on at all. The best thing is just to have one of your friends help you get through it: AKA, me. Also, Mr. Wigglesworth here." Foxy brought out his stuffed bear. "He, uh, wants to help too. Try not to question it too much. He has told me that he's a certified doctor with thirty years' worth of experience."
Puppet gave Foxy an incredulous look. "Okay, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that he made that up. If he really is a doctor, where would he even go to study medicine? I don't think many medical schools would accept stuffed bears as students."
"Okay, maybe he was fibbing, but here, I think he can still help. Mr. Wigglesworth, what do you think?"
Hmm...well, you always hug me when I'm feeling down. Just give me to Puppet and let him do the same. Doesn't that always make you feel better?
"Eh, not a bad idea. We can try it." Foxy looked back at Puppet and held out Mr. Wigglesworth. "Here, Puppet, hold Mr. Wigglesworth. He says that if you give him a hug, you might feel better. I'm not sure if it'll work for you, but it always works for me."
"Are you...sure?" Puppet asked confusedly as he took the stuffed bear from Foxy. "I think that method's meant for a sad person, not a sick person."
"Just try it. If it doesn't work, then it doesn't work."
Puppet shrugged. "If you say so." He took a look at the bear, then awkwardly hugged it. "Uh...hi, Mr, uh...Cuddles-worth."
It's WIGGLES-worth!
Foxy frowned. "His name is Mr. Wiggles-worth, Puppet. You, uh...may or may not have angered him by saying that."
Puppet gave Foxy a look. "Foxy, why are you putting up this charade? We both know that Wigglesworth is only your imaginary frie-"
"Just go along with it, okay? He makes me feel more comfortable."
Puppet sighed. "Fine, fine. I guess since we're friends, I can overlook it."
"So, feel any better yet?"
"Not particularly."
"Didn't think so. Let me take him back." Puppet gave the bear back to Foxy. "Yeah, should've known that method was a dud. Guess we need to try other things."
"Why are you stretching this out, you idiot? None of your 'methods' are going to work. If you're so obsessed with curing him, then get the proper anti-virus CD and be done with it."
Just let me do this, voice. I'm not ready to quit yet. Foxy thought. Now leave.
"And let you continue with your frivolous antics? Fine, it's not as if I care for the wellbeing of you and your idiotic friends. But you should know that what you're trying to do right now only wastes yours and Puppet's time. You could fix this right now if it weren't for the fact that you want to try a bunch of silly nonsense first on the very, very, very low chance that it works."
Who asked you, voice? This is my deal, not yours, so stay out. Foxy pushed the voice back into the corner of his mind. He didn't need it to tell him what to do. He was on the right track, surely. His logic was flawless.
"Okay, since that last thing didn't work, I have another idea. Follow me." Foxy offered. "Trust me, I think this has a better chance than holding a stuffed bear."
"If you say so." Puppet agreed reluctantly. He got up, and the two of them left Foxy's room.
"My next idea is right over here." Foxy showed Puppet. They arrived in the auditorium (after Foxy stopped in the restroom to wash his hands, because he needed to stay clean for all this) and went over to Foxy's water ride. "See the water ride? Go take a dip into the water."
Puppet looked even more incredulous than before. "Why, though?"
"Just testing something. Give it a try."
"Fine, I'll do it." Puppet went through the doorway into the ride, climbed down the ladder, and plopped into the water below. He jerked, looking slightly uncomfortable. "Oh, god, my suit's temperature is decreasing. This water's way too cold."
"Feel anything?" Foxy called down to Puppet.
"Nothing, except extreme bouts of discomfort! Why was I supposed to go in here, again?"
"I was just testing it. After all, some things get better if you take a nice warm or cold bath."
"I think you've got it upside down. I have a virus, not a human disease. I'm going to need something more effective than a cold bath."
"Woops, then I guess this won't work either. Sorry, Puppet. You can come up now."
Quickly as he could, Puppet climbed up the ladder and out of the water, looking somewhat irritable all the while. "Whew, glad I'm out of there. Can we start using sensible curing methods now, or are you going to keep wasting my time with this drivel?"
"Hmm...well, the bath method isn't entirely out of the question. Maybe I was using the wrong kind." Foxy suggested. "We should try hot water and see if that does any better. And we're going to have to use your bathtub for that, Puppet. We can't use the water ride's water, because it's already cold. I can't adjust the heat without adjusting the thermostat, and we've already learned from Ballora that messing with the thermostat is a good way to make everyone angry. In other words, it's a bad idea to mess with it unless everyone here agrees on the temperature setting."
"So we're using my bath, then? I guess I can roll with that." Puppet said. "After all, my bath is better quality than the water in your ride. I'm fine with using it."
"Then let's go down to your room."
They headed across the auditorium, going towards Puppet's box.
It took them only a minute to get down to Puppet's room. They got the bath set up and Foxy let Puppet get himself situated while Foxy decided to fetch a drink for Puppet. If he drank something, maybe he'd feel better.
Leaving the bathroom, Foxy looked around for any kind of drink. He saw several cups of tea sitting on Puppet's bar over by the kitchen area, and he decided that maybe tea would do the trick. He walked over and grabbed one of the cups randomly, then brought it into Puppet's bathroom.
Puppet was already sitting up in the bathtub. He was half-submerged in the warm water, yet he still looked as melancholic as ever, and he still seemed downtrodden from the effects of the virus.
Guess the warm bath wasn't enough, either. Foxy thought. He went over and put the cup of tea near where Puppet could grab it. "Hey Puppet, I got some tea for you. If you drink up, you might feel better."
"Hrm." Puppet grunted, looking at the teacup. "It's not my usual time for tea, but...sure." He grabbed the tea cup, let some of the liquid trickle into his mouth hole...and flinched. "Ergh! My taste sensors aren't reacting very well...what was in that tea?"
"I dunno. I just saw a cup on the counter and grabbed it."
Puppet exclaimed. "That tea?! Why did you grab that?! That cup was the potty tea that Ballora left down here!"
Foxy did a double-take. "It was? Really? Why did you just leave it sitting on the counter, then?!"
"Because I was too busy with other things to bother throwing it out!"
"Sorry for grabbing it, then."
Puppet groaned and sat back. "Reminds me of the time I drank toilet water because of a bet I made with Freddy."
"You did what now?"
Puppet groaned even harder. "Yeah. Tasted just as bad as Ballora's tea." Puppet smirked a little. "But it was sort of worth it in the end, because I got Freddy to do some pretty nasty stuff in return."
Foxy raised an eyebrow in curiosity. "Really? What'd you get him to do?"
Puppet smirked a little bit more. "Some things are better left unsaid."
Foxy chuckled. "Hoo, boy. Now I'm kind of anxious to find out what you made him do."
"You might find out in a couple of days. Freddy might bring it up. Dunno myself."
"Huh...well, hopefully it's nothing terrible."
"No promises."
They both snickered a bit more, than sat in silence for a few moments.
"Hey, about your back room, Foxy...I'm pleased to say that progress is going smoothly as of late." Puppet revealed casually. "I'll probably be done within a couple weeks."
Foxy grinned. "Cool! Glad you're getting back to work on it."
"I was planning on working on it more at some point. Can't reveal anything, but I can say that it's going alone fine. I actually let Freddy help me out with the renovating process a little bit, if you don't mind."
Foxy's grin disappeared, and he cringed. "Please don't tell me he framed chicken all over the walls."
Puppet laughed. "Don't worry, I didn't let him do anything extreme; I only let him put just a few small things that he wanted to add. Can't wait to show it all off on a later date. When you see all the cool things we did with your back room, you'll be pretty impressed, I assure you that."
"Then consider me excited to see the final product, whenever it may be coming." Foxy stood up. "Well, this was a nice chat. I guess I should go let you be in a peace now." Foxy turned to leave, but paused for a moment. "Oh, by the way...if you need the real cure, the up-to-date reset cd should be in the archives in the break room. You know, if you wanted to grab it later."
"Oh, thanks."
"No problem. My way of apologizing for putting you through those antics, alright?"
Puppet grinned a little. "You know...while you did make this day a little more chaotic then I would've liked...I can't say that I didn't enjoy hanging out with you. I'll always appreciate having you around."
"Thanks, Puppet. Same to you."
Puppet nodded, and then frowned. "But please, ask for permission before you go into my room. You're off the hook this time, but next time, you had better ask."
"I'll try to remember, alright? And if I don't, you have full permission to berate me for it."
"Was already planning on it."
"Hah! I thought so. Anyway, I'm gonna head back to my cove now. Guess I'll see you tomorrow, then." Foxy waved. "Bye, Puppet. Enjoy the bath."
"Have a nice rest, if that's what you're planning to do. Hope you have good dreams." Puppet said back, waving as well.
Foxy waved a bit more, and then turned and left the room. While he had unintentionally made Puppet go through a bit more turmoil than he planned, he was glad that it all turned out well in the end. Next time, he really needed to use practical methods. Hopefully he could remember.
And if he couldn't, then at least there would be more craziness and fun to be had from that forgetfulness.
Yep. Always a silver lining...
Chapter 70: Hide and Seek with Funtime Freddy
Summary:
Freddy comes out of nowhere and coerces Foxy and Puppet into playing a game of hide and seek with him.
Chapter Text
"So, how do you feel?"
"A little better, I guess, but still got the virus. The anti-virus CD is doing better work, but it's not finished."
Foxy was conversating with Puppet today. After having woken up a bit okay, Foxy had decided to check on Puppet to see if the anti-virus CD was working correctly. Based on how Puppet acted and sounded, it seemed like it was helping him improve, but it wasn't finished. Foxy knew it wouldn't be done clearing the virus overnight; the virus was notably strong and the anti-virus CD always took a couple days to finish.
"Well, at least there's improvement." Foxy said. "This time, we can be sure that it's working. We can just give it time, and then it'll be all done and you'll be back to normal."
"Wish I didn't have to wait." Puppet replied. "Would be better if it worked faster."
Foxy shrugged. "No can do. I've heard that the company's trying to produce CDs that work faster, but it's a slow and time-consuming process trying to upgrade them. And it's not like they're guaranteed to improve the CDs, either."
"Fair enough. Still, the sooner I get back to tip-top shape, the better."
"Agreed. Now, what should we-"
Before Foxy could continue, he stopped momentarily. A sound was coming from somewhere in the room. It sounded like...giggling?
What's that noise? Foxy wondered. He would have turned around to see...had he not suddenly felt a hand slam his backside.
"Wha-?" Foxy stammered, whipping around. It was Freddy who was standing behind him.
"Tag! You're it!" Freddy exclaimed childishly, and with a grin on his face, he bolted off down the big hallway.
"Freddy, what was that about? Where are you running off to?" Foxy questioned, yelling after the bear.
"We're playing a game! You'd better find me!" Freddy called back from somewhere down the hallway. His giggles continued to sound until Foxy could not hear them anymore, meaning that Freddy was getting further and further away.
"What's up with him?" Puppet wondered.
"Looks like he's getting some rowdy ideas and wants us to find him now." Foxy explained, shaking his head. "Oh, boy. Sometimes I don't know about that bear."
"So...what are you going to do?"
"Find him, of course. If he's in a mood to play around, I might as well humor him."
Puppet groaned. "Well, you do that. I want to go back to my box and relax."
"Hey, you don't need to do that. Why not tag along? You'd feel better staying active instead of laying around miserably."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah. Come on, it can't hurt for you to play along too. What do you say?"
"...alright, fine. I suppose I can't avoid friendship." Puppet chuckled, albeit a little reluctantly. "Can't believe I just said that."
"Then let's go and find him. Can't be too hard, right? Only so many places he can hide."
Foxy headed off into the big hallway, with Puppet trudging along behind him.
They checked the bathrooms. Foxy checked the boys' bathroom, and Puppet (after some mild convincing and a promise not to tell) checked the girls' room. Freddy wasn't in either room. Foxy knew that Freddy wouldn't be in the bathrooms, but he had decided to check anyway to make sure.
When they were finished with that, they checked down the rest of the big hallway. Foxy peered through the windows of the doors leading to the three party rooms. Freddy wasn't in any of them. He tested Ballora's door and found that it was locked, and he could still see Ballora and Reggie inside. Ballora was dancing again, although she seemed to be purposefully looking away from the door. Reggie was standing in his usual spot, saying nothing and watching Ballora's every move as carefully as he could. Foxy nodded at this sight- everything was at it should be in Ballora's room. Since Ballora and Reggie looked undisturbed and the door was locked, he could be sure that Freddy hadn't went in there.
He and Puppet continued down the small hallway. The doors in the small hallway were still sealed up, as they usually were. When they got to the main room, they checked all over. The stage, the bounce house, Foxy's cove, and even Freddy's closet- in every location, Freddy was nowhere to be found.
Finally, they stepped up to the door to the kitchen. Foxy and Puppet nodded to each other, knowing that they were probably about to find Freddy. They had just checked every room and area in the building that they currently had access to, except for the kitchen. Freddy had to be hiding in the kitchen or break room, as there was nowhere else he could hide in the building.
They opened the kitchen door and went inside. Dinah was still in here, busy working at the oven again. The chef looked over at them.
"Mama mia, what is it now? I'm working on the pizza, if that's what you two are here to ask me about." The chef mentioned busily. "Please don't bug me about it."
"Don't worry, Dinah, we're here for a different reason. You can get back to work now." Foxy responded, nodding approvingly.
"Oh, thank you. I will be busy at the oven, so do not get concerned if I do not respond. I will be too focused into my work to talk to you, you see."
"We understand. Hop to it."
"Grazie."
They passed by Dinah as they looked around the kitchen. Freddy wasn't in here, either.
Looks like we're about to find him. Foxy thought, his eyes locking onto the door to the break room. He went over and opened the door, peering inside.
Sure enough, Freddy was in there. He was sitting at the table, a plate of cookies and a glass of milk laid out in front of him. He took a cookie and let his robotic teeth crush it into tiny pieces before the pieces were vacuumed into his throat pipe.
"Ah-HA! I knew you were in here!" Foxy proclaimed, rushing in there. Puppet followed him inside.
"Woah! Oh, hey guys." Freddy replied, nonchalantly eyeing them before turning his attention back to the cookies.
"Huh. I thought you'd be more surprised to see us." Puppet commented. "You seem pretty calm."
"Yeah, of course. Why shouldn't I be?"
"Because we were trying to find you, because you wanted us to?" Foxy reminded him. "But if you wanted to do that, why are you sitting out here in plain sight, eating chocolate-chip cookies?"
Freddy facepalmed. "D'oh, I completely forgot. I saw these cookies and got distracted before I knew what was happening." Freddy stared at both of them, and suddenly, he took on an expression of indignation. "Hey, wait a minute! Why are you guys both trying to find me at the same time? Two seekers versus one hider isn't a fair game."
"I mean, you caught us off guard, didn't you? And you just told us to go and find you." Puppet countered. "You didn't specify that only one of us could seek you out."
"Well, now I am going to specify that! Foxy, this time you're going to have to find me and Puppet both."
"What? Really?" Foxy sputtered. "Come on, can't we just-"
"No protesting! Here, take a cookie and quiet down while Puppet and I hide. Count to ten!"
Freddy grabbed a cookie and put it into Foxy's hand, then ran out of the room. Puppet glanced at Foxy, shrugged, and then followed Freddy out of the room.
Foxy sighed. Guess he was going to keep playing anyway. He turned to the wall and slowly counted to ten.
Man, I've had to deal with the others wanting to play hide-and-seek more times than I expected. He thought. First it was Puppet, and then Ballora forced me to do it, and now Freddy? What is with everyone and their obsession with playing hide and seek? I feel like we play that game more than any other game. At this rate, Baby and Bon-Bon are going to force me to play it with them, too...
Foxy thought all this, and was so immersed in his own thoughts that he forgot he was counting. In fact, he had reached twenty before he realized that he had finished and was meant to go and find them. Breaking out of his thoughts, he left the break room and the kitchen to go and find them.
It didn't take him very long to spot them. When he came into the main room, he realized that the stand near his cove had something black poking out from under the counter, and he knew what the black thing was. He headed near the stand, but instead of going right there at once, he feigned ignorance for a moment. He looked all around the room in every which way, feigning confusion over the whereabouts of his friends. After a few seconds, Foxy headed right over to the counter and poked the black thing.
"Ouch!" Puppet said, turning around. "Uh oh."
"No! Dang it, Puppet, you led him right to us!" Freddy exclaimed, suddenly coming out from the other side of the counter. He ran into Foxy's room in an attempt to escape, but Foxy followed him inside, managed to corner the bear, and then tagged him. "Aw, man, I lost."
"That was a little too easy. Did you guys really have to hide in the exact same spot?" Foxy questioned.
"I thought it would be secure!" Freddy whined.
"And Puppet, I've got to admit, you're not that good at hiding. Your head was poking out from the stand's counter and I could see you from across the main room. You really should've stayed out of sight."
"I'm sluggish when it comes to this, okay? I'm not that great at hiding!" Puppet protested.
"Well, then you'd better start improving, because now it's Freddy's turn to seek us out. Puppet, we both need to hide."
"Alright, alright. I'll keep playing, and this time I'll try to hide better."
Freddy nodded enthusiastically and turned to the wall, beginning the count. Without delaying, Foxy rushed off into the main room and towards the small hallway. Puppet followed behind him, slightly struggling to keep up. The marionette kept protesting for Foxy to slow his pace, but Foxy made no effort to do so. If he wanted a secure hiding space, he would need to take advantage of the time Freddy was giving him to hide.
Foxy made it to the big hallway and went into the party room furthest from Ballora's door. He made sure to close the door behind him before he got on all fours and crawled underneath the table in the room. Then, he laid there and waited.
He could hear Puppet yelling for Foxy, asking where he had gone. Foxy knew Puppet would be found quickly if he continued to make all that noise. He didn't hear Freddy at all, but he knew that it had to have been ten seconds by now. The bear was probably out searching for Foxy and Puppet right then.
Minutes later, Foxy heard the resulting cry of celebration as Freddy found Puppet wandering the big hallway. The fox rolled his eyes. Of course Puppet's efforts to hide better ended up not amounting to anything. Puppet was pretty sluggish when it came to hiding, as well as indecisive.
Then the two of them went looking for Foxy, and Foxy made sure to stay absolutely silent as he waited for them to either find him or give up.
"Foxy? Where are you?" Freddy called, looking up and down the big hallway for any signs of the fox. "Puppet, didn't you see where Foxy went?"
"No, I didn't. He ran ahead of me, and by the time I caught up, he just disappeared somewhere." Puppet answered. "He could be anywhere right now."
"Hmm, well...we'd better look for clues, then. Let's ask that Australian guy in Ballora's room and see if he knows anything."
"Uh, Freddy, I'm pretty sure that guy's British."
"Same thing, same thing."
Freddy went over to the door to Ballora's room and tried to open the door. It was locked. He peered through the window. He didn't see Ballora inside, but Reggie was in there. For once, he wasn't standing at that spot Freddy always saw him standing at. He was sitting at one of the red seats, looking down at the floor.
"Hey! Reggie!" Freddy called.
The man perked up and turned around to look at the door. When he saw Freddy in the window, he stood up and came over.
"I'm here. What is it?" Reggie asked.
"I need to ask you something. Can you open the door?"
"Oh, uh...I'm afraid not. Ballora asked me not to let anyone in today."
"What? Really? Fine, I guess I'll ask you through the door, then. Have you seen Foxy anywhere? Including in Ballora's room?"
"Not at all. The door's been locked all day long, so Foxy wouldn't have been able to get in here, either."
"Dang it. Well, guess I'll look elsewhere. See you later."
"Bye, then."
Freddy went away from the door. "He's not in there, so he's got to be somewhere over here."
"But where?" Puppet wondered.
Freddy concentrated and thought about it. "Good question. If I were Foxy, what would be the first place that I'd try to hide in?" He paused, then snapped his fingers. "I've got the answer. He went into our imagination."
Puppet raised an eyebrow. "So...he was never here to begin with, is what you're saying."
"Yeah."
"...no."
"Okay, guess that is a stupid thought. Man." Freddy sighed. "You know, all this thinking is getting my systems ready to process more food. I wish I had some chicken."
"We could go to the kitchen if you want."
"Good idea! Lunch break."
They headed off down the big hallway and into the small hallway, the objective they were previously focused on fading from their minds.
Back in the party room, Foxy had to stifle laughter.
Wooooow. He thought, amused at this. Did they seriously just give up on finding me so they could grab some food? You've got to be kidding me. There's no way they'd just forget about me like that. That's too ridiculous.
He crawled out from underneath the table. No, it seems like they actually did it. Dang. Guess I'd better go find them and remind them of what we were supposed to be doing, then.
He left the room and took some time to walk all the way through the pizzeria to get to the kitchen, thinking about what he would say when he found them. When he got the kitchen, he found the door already open. He let himself in.
There were Freddy and Puppet, loitering around. Puppet was just relaxing against the wall, while Freddy was devouring some chicken in his hands. Dinah was still busy at the oven, but he did glance at the animatronics once in a while, silently and maybe even curiously observing their actions.
"Guys! Hey!" Foxy called, getting the others' attention. "Why'd you just give up on finding me like that? Come on, you could've kept looking."
"Oh hey, the figment of our imagination is here. Hello, fictional being!" Puppet replied, his grin making it clear that he was joking.
Foxy gave Puppet an incredulous look. "You know I'm real, Puppet. Watch." Foxy patted Puppet's shoulder to verify his existence. "See? Imaginary friends can't make contact with you."
"Alright, I give. I was just joking around because of what Freddy said earlier."
"Figured as much. Speaking of him...Freddy, you could've went for chicken after you either found me or gave up. Quitting in the middle of the game is just dumb."
"Hey, I was hungry. I went for food first." Freddy replied, shrugging. "It's what I do."
"But hey, if you gave up on finding me...then that means that I won!" Foxy smirked. "Ha! I'm the victor!"
"Winner of what? Sorry, forgot what we were doing."
"Hide and seek, Freddy."
"What's that? I only know connect four."
Foxy facepalmed. Freddy's memory was being dumb again. Until they could replace it, there was only way to jog it. Foxy went over to Freddy and gave him a good slap across the face.
"Ouch!" Freddy cried. "What was that for? Oh, wait..." Freddy paused. "I remember now. We were playing hide and seek!"
"There you go." Foxy replied. "Sorry for the slap, but until we get your memory banks repaired, that's all I can do to get you up to speed. Wish you didn't forget, because we played it several times over, even though one of those games was super easy because you and Puppet hid in the same spot."
"Well, it would've just been me, and I might not have been found if Puppet hadn't stuck his head out like that."
"Hey, the whole game was me being dragged everywhere. I hid there because I'm sluggish and needed a quick place to hide." Puppet argued. "And I didn't even get to do that in that last round, because you outpaced me and disappeared into thin air! Come to think of it, it was almost like you were a figment of my imagination and when I forgot about you, you faded away."
"Like the Riddler, or something?" Freddy asked.
"Maybe, or maybe he just crafted a secret potion like one of those other heroes or villains do. Or maybe he really isn't real."
"I am too." Foxy shot back. "Here, if I wasn't real, then I wouldn't be able to give you this cookie." Foxy took a cookie from inside his storage tank and put it into Puppet's hand.
Puppet froze up, pretending to be flabbergasted. "Oh my god! I've been infected by the imagination powers!"
Foxy laughed. "That's right! Beware the imaginary monster! By the way, you're still infected in a different kind of a way. That virus hasn't left you just yet."
The marionette nodded sadly. "Wish I wasn't. If only getting another virus would destroy both virus, like two negatives putting out a positive. Too bad logic works in a different way."
"You do look different through. I think you got a haircut." Freddy pointed out, although his slight grin make it clear that he was fibbing.
"What? Really?" Puppet felt the back of his head. "I don't have any hair. I can't get any unless I put on a wig, and that would be a ridiculous method."
"You sure?"
"Pretty sure. Just felt it."
"But you can't see all of the back of your head. And what if the hair feels just like the back of your head?"
"Well...guess you've got a point. I don't really have hair, though, do I?"
"Nope! However, you do know that you can't see the back of your head. What useful information! What would you guys do without me?"
"Er...no offense, but there's a lot of things on that list." Foxy admit honestly. "And we've already been doing all of them, because you've been away for a long, long while."
"Aw. You're right." Freddy moaned. "Sorry I've been away so long. I just get busy with personal dealings and can't find time to hang with you guys until way later."
"And by personal dealings, you mean hibernation?"
"Exactly. That's personal, isn't it?"
"Not saying it isn't, but it doesn't seem like you've been doing a whole lot except sleeping."
"Well, yeah. I just sleep the Christmas season away. Easy."
"Hmm." Foxy wasn't against Freddy sleeping entirely. Foxy slept a lot himself, and while he never slept nearly as long as Freddy, he did take more frequent naps. As he considered this, another odd question came to mind, and he decided to ask the others about it. "Hey, random question. If somebody's all by themselves and nobody's around, do they really even exist?"
"...maybe not?" Puppet answered.
"Yeah, same answer as Puppet." Freddy added.
"Mmm. So, to add on to that question, I've got another one. If an animatronic toots in the middle of the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, did they really toot?"
"...no, because that's physically impossible." Foxy answered accurately. "Robots can't toot."
"Wait, we can't? Oh...actually, yeah, we can't. Man, being a machine can be weird but cool."
"Yeah. Also, I've got my own thing to add." Freddy chimed in. "Listen to this. What if we're not normal animatronics? What if we're possessed by some kind of powerful force, like a soul? What if we've got souls trapped inside ourselves and that's why we're so unique? Crazy idea, right?"
"Uh..." Foxy stuttered. He had something he wanted to say about that.
"Woah, woah, wait! I got another idea!" Puppet called, interrupting Foxy.
But I was about to...actually, nevermind. Probably not a big deal for me to say it. Foxy thought, deciding to shrug it off and continue.
"So, what if...we're not real, because we're actually fictional?" Puppet suggested. "We're just husks being played by several people, and in reality, we're all puppets."
"Like puppets?! Does that mean we're all like you, Puppet?" Freddy exclaimed.
"Yeah! All of us!"
"Woah!" Foxy shouted. "Sounds insane. Too bad that there's absolutely no way that that idea is true."
"Actually, yeah...now that I consider it, it sounds dumb." Freddy agreed.
"Got a point. Maybe it's a little too outlandish to be real." Puppet accepted. "Would make for a good story idea, though. Somebody should write a book about it. But the idea itself is too out there to be real. Guess the virus might be making me delusional, huh?"
"Might be." Foxy admit. "You should probably go lay down in your box and let the anti-virus finish up. Freddy, you can just do whatever. I'm going to go relax in my cove for a while."
"Alright. See you later, then." Puppet said, waving goodbye and leaving the kitchen. Foxy exited too.
In less than a minute, he had walked back to his cove. He was about to sit down and relax, but he saw something peculiar. Freddy was walking into the room, his eyes not looking away from Foxy.
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Um, hi, Freddy. Did you need something?"
"Only to say goodnight, friend."
Foxy didn't respond. He's doing it again...what's up with him?
Then, Freddy seemed to focus again. He waved at Foxy. "Night, Foxy! See you around!" He turned and left.
Foxy looked after the bear as he left. Strange. In the span of a second, Freddy was back to his usual self, almost like nothing had ever been wrong in the first place. What was up with him and the strange utterings of 'friend'?
Foxy knew he'd have to investigate some other time, or even just leave it alone incase the bear forgot about it again. Until then, he decided to take it easy. He grabbed Mr. Wigglesworth from inside his suit and set him down next to Foxy, then began to talk to him. It would make for a good way to pass the time...
Chapter 71: Bon-Bon and the Horrible Words
Summary:
It's Christmas day, and Foxy awakes in preparation for the celebration. However, when he finds out where Bon-Bon has been this whole time, the hand-puppet releases all of the frustration and bitterness he had been keeping inside.
Chapter Text
Alright, Mr. Wigglesworth, we should talk about Puppet. The anti-virus CD is getting really close to being done, but I feel like we should find a way to speed up the process. What do you think?
Hmm...try dipping his head into an open sewer.
Uh, maybe a less violent idea?
I don't have any of those.
Of course you don't. Hah.
It was another day, and Foxy was relaxing inside his cove again, chatting with Mr. Wigglesworth about Puppet. Foxy had talked to the marionette earlier, and apparently the anti-virus CD was almost done patching things up. The responsible side of him wanted to leave it be, but there was also a part of him that wanted to try to help speed things along. The sooner Puppet was completely cured, the sooner things could be one hundred percent normal.
"I've got a great idea of how to cure your friend. Hand his body over to me, why don't you? I can take it over and purge the virus myself. Problem solved."
That's a dumb idea. I don't agree with your methods.
Well, I can see easily that you're just doing that so you can have a way to take over a new body. And also, Mr. Wigglesworth doesn't agree.
The voice seemed to sigh. "Foxy...do you not understand that that stuffed bear of yours is incapable of talking to you? It has nothing to say and it never will. There is no need to bring its nonexistent ramblings into our conversations."
He can talk to me, though. He always does. All the time.
"Him talking is all in your head. You imagine him speaking to you. You cannot deny that. Besides, if he does, why can't I or anyone else hear him speak?"
It...doesn't work that way.
"Then how does it work, hmm?"
That doesn't matter! Anyway, you really need to stop asking me for a body. You're probably smart enough to realize that my answer will be no every single time you ask.
"Of course I know that. But what's the fun in saying nothing? Pestering you and gaining reactions is a lot more entertaining, I'll tell you that. Besides, you wouldn't know what it's like to not have your own body...to be trapped inside an inescapable prison of someone else's making, forced to hear the daily nonsense of some other being, for what could be forever. A much better way to live would be to truly exist...and a body is the path to that."
Foxy paused, scowling at the voice even though he could not physically see it. ...the way I see it, you're not even a real being. All you are is a broken part of my brain that wants to rebel against me and cause everyone harm. And one day, that broken part is going to get fixed.
"Do not lie to yourself. I'm not some part of you that gained sentience. I was a moving, living being long before you and I crossed paths."
But you're also a threat, which gives me full justification to get rid of you as soon as the opportunity presents itself. Right, Mr. Wigglesworth.
Exactly right. If we see a way to destroy the voice, then we're taking that way whether the voice likes it or not.
See? He agreed with me.
"Must you insist on continuing these mindless illusions of another person being with us? That bear is a toy. He doesn't live, or move, or think, or act, or talk. He's nothing more than an object that you fancy a personal friend. Am I wrong?"
Of course you're wrong. He's so much more than a stuffed bear.
"To you, maybe. But to everyone else? He's nothing." The voice seemed to shake its nonexistent head, or at least give off the feeling of doing so into Foxy's entire mindscape. "Seeing you argue on the behalf of a nonliving thing is both mildly entertaining and mildly annoying. I must say, I cannot wait to regain control over your body and put it to greater purpose while I shove your consciousness into the void in the back of your mind. You may see that as an idle threat, but you have no idea of what I'm considering doing to you to get what I want..."
Foxy shoved the voice back into the corner of his mindscape, but his mind continued to dwell on its words. Was the voice planning something new? He'd have to look out if it was. There was no telling what it would do next, and it would never tell.
He decided to let it go from his mind and relax against the wall of his cove some more. He had checked his database's calendar and learned that today was Christmas day, and since it was, Ballora was bound to come out sometime and get everyone in to begin the celebration. Thankfully, it was a bit too early for her to be ready at that current moment, so Foxy thought that he'd take the time to relax before he got wrapped up in the Christmas business again.
Unfortunately for his plans, he didn't get much more time to relax. He heard some nearby noises, and then Puppet came rushing into the room. He was grinning widely, looking more pleased with himself than he had in a while.
"Oh, hey, Puppet." Foxy greeted. "So, I was thinking I might be able to try some things that could make your recovery process go faster. How about it?"
"No need!" Puppet exclaimed jovially. "The anti-virus just got finished working! The virus is all gone, and I'm back to normal!"
"Really? You told me earlier it was almost finished, but it's done now?"
"Yep! I'm completely cured and I'm feeling great. I'm happier then I've been in a while."
"Great. Glad to see you back to your usual old self, Puppet."
"As am I. Thanks for helping me out during the whole thing."
"Hey, don't thank me. I was just doing what friends do. We've known each other for so long, so it's only natural that I'd support you in your times of need."
"Thanks anyway." Puppet nodded. "So, want to do something today? I feel so good, I feel like being active. Got any ideas?"
Foxy thought about it enthusiastically. "We could go grab some food from the kitchen first. Processing food's always a nice time."
"Can't argue with that. Let's get going!"
They left Foxy's cove together. Foxy was so glad that Puppet was feeling much better. Now they could forget that he ever had a virus and go back to having fun together, just like before. And because of it, Puppet was actually willing to spend time with Foxy. He hadn't even put up a fight.
Foxy felt pretty pleased overall. Maybe today would be a really good day. Maybe nothing would go wrong, and he could just enjoy himself.
Meanwhile...
Freddy was chewing down some chicken in the kitchen. He was always ready to eat more, and today was no exception. He had already grabbed some for himself and asked Dinah to cook more when he could. The chef was always happy to oblige, as the process of cooking chicken seemed to come easier to him than pizza.
As the bear ate, he considered what he would do for the rest of the day. Maybe sleep some more, or see what the others were up to...or even just continue eating chicken. Eh, he'd figure it out one way or another.
But as he started to lift another piece of chicken to his mouth, the kitchen door slammed open. In came Bon-Bon, a scathing look on his face as he scanned the room. He saw Freddy and crawled over to him.
"FREDDY!" He shouted.
"Huh?!" Freddy replied, flabbergasted at the sudden hostility. Dinah looked up from his work at the counter, giving the hand-puppet a confused look. "Bon-Bon, what's with the yelling? I didn't do anything this time, okay?!" Freddy replied.
"I don't care about that!" The hand-puppet interrupted, still upset. "Tell me something now! Where. Is. Puppet?!"
"Puppet? Um...I'm not sure. Maybe inside his box or something?"
"I already checked in his box. He wasn't there! Tell me where he is! I have to find him, now!"
Dinah looked a little anxious. "Erm...please excuse me." He quietly went to the nearby break room and closed the door behind him. Freddy heard the turn of the lock right after the door was closed.
Freddy put his hands up. "Don't get angry with me, Bon-Bon. I'm being serious when I say that I don't know. And why are you so frustrated, anyway? What happened?"
"That's not IMPORTANT! The important thing is for me to find Puppet, and right now. He's going to pay. I'm going to get back at him for everything he's done since I got here. Mark my words!"
"Please, Bon-Bon, don't get so angry! I don't know what Puppet did, but you really need to calm down. If you don't cool off, you're going to end up doing something reckless!"
"I don't CARE! It doesn't matter what it is that I do as long as I get back at him! He won't get off. Not this time. I'm sick of being mistreated because of some stupid vendetta he has, so I'm taking action! That masked freak is going to pay for the way he's been to me!"
"Come on, Bon-Bon. I understand if you're hurt, but you really can't get this mad. Try to be civil. That's what Foxy would say."
"What Foxy says doesn't matter. What I say to get revenge on Puppet is what I've got to focus on! Now, where is he? You have to know something, surely!"
Freddy continued to argue with Bon-Bon about it. He didn't understand why the hand-puppet was as upset as he was, but he knew he had to try and cool him off before something bad happened...
As Foxy left his room with Puppet and headed towards the kitchen, he frowned. He could hear lots of noises in the kitchen. It sounded like full-on yelling was breaking out. One of the voices seemed like Freddy, and the other was...Bon-Bon? Bon-Bon had come back?
Foxy felt worried, though. The tones and inclusion of yelling made it clear that whatever was going on in the kitchen wasn't pleasant or peaceful. He knew he had to check it out and see what was going on.
He turned to Puppet. "I hear yelling inside the kitchen. Do you hear that?"
"Yeah." Puppet replied. "Wonder what kind of fight is going on in there."
Foxy sighed. "Doesn't sound good. We'd better get in there and defuse the situation."
They went over to the kitchen door and opened it up, heading inside. When they entered, they saw Freddy, a nervous look on his face. The bear was backed up against the wall and talking loudly with Bon-Bon. The hand-puppet seemed to be harshly interrogating Freddy about something.
"Bon-Bon! There you are!" Foxy called. "Could you please explain what all the yelling is for?"
"I don't have time to hear you-" The hand-puppet began, and he turned around. He let out a gasp, and his face became even meaner. His eyes were locked in place, staring right at Puppet. "YOU!"
"Huh?" Puppet stammered, taken aback.
"I knew I'd find you! Don't act innocent about anything, either! You know what you did! And you know what? I'm TIRED of this! I'm tired of you mistreating me! I'm tired of being wacked around by you because you dislike me so much! I...I hate you! I hate you so much! I hate you more than anyone else I've ever met!"
Foxy was frozen in place. He couldn't understand. Why was...?
"I..." Puppet mumbled.
"So guess what? I'm not going to be silent anymore! Never again!" Bon-Bon cried. "You...you're-!"
And then it was let all out. The hand-puppet proceeded to let out the most awful tirade Foxy had ever heard him utter in his entire life. There was no kindness or nervousness or anything remotely friendly within the hand-puppet's tone. It was nothing but pure, unbridled fury, and now it was all being released. He was saying so much that Foxy couldn't process it all, but it was harsh. There were many curse words being said, many terrible comparisons, and other threats and insults.
The whole time, nobody seemed to move. Freddy's eyes were wide, and he could not look away from Bon-Bon. Foxy's jaw was hanging open, surprised at everything. And worst of all, Puppet was stuck. His facial expression was unreadable, but if someone asked Foxy, he would say that it was some kind of intelligible version of shock.
"...AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER EXIST, YOU...YOU...YOU OVERCOOKED, NEEDY, SELF-ABSORBED, COCKY IDIOT! YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN A RUSTY BUCKET OF BROKEN BOLTS! EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE DEAD! I WOULD BE HAPPIER IF YOU WERE DEAD! SO...SO LEAVE! GO AWAY! GET LOST! STOP BEING A COLOSSAL CHUNK OF WORTHLESS GARBAGE, AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"
A ringing silence followed this.
Foxy was flabbergasted at what had just went down. How could Bon-Bon say all that? And why?
Puppet was dumbstruck and seemed unable to say anything.
Freddy looked scared and worried.
"Bon-Bon...how could you say that?" Foxy mumbled, his voice barely audible.
"...I could barely hear most of what he said, but...that was all so awful." Freddy moaned anxiously. "Foxy, did you understand it all?"
Foxy grimaced. "I got the gist. I'm sure as hell not going to repeat everything he just told Puppet."
Puppet was backing away. He looked hurt by the words Bon-Bon had used. There was no confidence in his expression or demeanor, no counterattack against Bon-Bon, no complaints or whining about it, not even griping about how Bon-Bon needed to be shipped out of the place. He was just utterly speechless, his face saying everything about how he had felt. He turned and ran out the door before anyone could stop him.
"That's right! Run away, like you always do!" Bon-Bon yelled after him, still upset. "Come back when you stop being a lunkheaded piece of scrap!"
"Stop it, Bon-Bon!" Foxy exclaimed, scowling at the bunny hand-puppet. "This isn't a joke! What you're saying is seriously hurting Puppet!"
"This isn't a joke, Foxy! That disgrace of a puppet deserves all that he gets for how he's been to me!" Bon-Bon turned to the door. "And I'm not finished. Get back here, you standoffish dingbat!" Bon-Bon ran out the door himself.
"No, no, stop! Come back!" Foxy called. He had to stop Bon-Bon from causing more damage then what had already been done. He nodded to Freddy, and the two of them went after the two puppets.
Foxy was faster than Bon-Bon. He made it ahead of him and saw Puppet run into the boys' bathroom, probably to hide. The fox ran in himself and found one of the stalls closed and locked.
"Puppet, are you in there?" Foxy asked.
"...yeah." Came a low response.
"Is he here?" Freddy asked, coming into the room. Bon-Bon was coming behind him, looking around the room for Puppet.
"He's in that stall, isn't he?" The hand-puppet grunted. "Make him come out and face me."
"No! He's had enough." Foxy refused. "First, you need to explain why things got to the point where you said all that to him! And where did you even learn all those swear words?"
"During my time in the slammer. Plenty of opportunity to expand my vocabulary."
"The slammer? What do you mean?"
"Puppet, he...he trapped me somewhere while I was unprepared and locked me inside. It was cold and dark in there, and...and I was so miserable. I thought I'd be trapped there forever."
"It wasn't the toilet again, was it?" Freddy asked.
"No...worse..."
Foxy gritted his teeth and turned to the stall. "Puppet, what happened? Where did you trap Bon-Bon?"
"...a cupboard. In the kitchen." The marionette mumbled from the other side of the door.
"In the kitchen, of all places? That's where you were for the past few days, Bon-Bon?"
"...yes. I was stuck there for days. That's why you never saw me." The hand-puppet grumbled.
"Even so, it's not an excuse for everything you just said to Puppet. That tirade of insults is unacceptable." Foxy stated seriously. "You need to apologize to him."
"What's so bad about it all? It's what he had coming."
"Because they hurt feelings. For real." Freddy replied. "It's not like our games, where we playfully rag on each other. What you said was all real insults, words that can really and truly make us feel down."
"...that's not what she said."
"She?" Foxy stammered.
"My girlfriend. She taught me all those words. Said it wouldn't be too bad, but it would get the message across."
"You have a girlfriend?" Freddy said, looking blindsided by this information.
"Yes, I do. While I was in the cupboard, I found this hole in the wall, so I went through it. I was going down a pipe, and then I was down somewhere dark and metallic...that's where I met her. I talked to her for days on end, about everything...she was the only one who I thought listened to me. But I left her behind when I went back up the pipe to the cupboard. Dinah and Freddy opened the cupboard and let me out, and you know the rest."
"Either way, all those things you said aren't justified." Foxy continued.
"Yeah. You gotta say sorry." Freddy added.
"...no. I'm not going to be submissive this time. I'm standing my ground and standing by what I said. Everything I said was true."
"I don't...want to be here anymore." Puppet said from the stall. It came open, and Puppet came out. Without another word, he pushed past everyone else and left the bathroom.
"Puppet, wait! Don't leave yet!" Foxy called, and he ran after him again.
This time, he followed Puppet to the auditorium. The marionette had hid around the side of his box.
"Tch." Bon-Bon muttered as he came into the room, monikered by Freddy. "Running again. Guess he's a sensitive loser, too."
"Shut up!" Foxy yelled. "You should not be saying any of that! Puppet's our friend. He doesn't deserve to be called anything like you called him."
"...it's my deal, not yours. What are you going to do about it?"
"I could throw you back in the cupboard, if that'll get you to listen. Do you really want to go back in there for another few days?"
Bon-Bon's eyes widened. "You wouldn't dare."
"Normally, I wouldn't- but you're forcing my hand. If I have to, then I will."
"I'm not going back in that dark place."
"Then apologize to Puppet. Now. You're not going to say all those things and get off scot-free."
Freddy came in between them and pushed them slightly apart. "Guys, please. Now you're both getting upset at each other. We should all take a breather and do this in a civilized, reasonable manner."
"Get out of the way, Freddy." Foxy muttered harshly. He didn't have time to calm down. Freddy, looking nervous, stepped aside.
"I won't apologize. He's not getting away with this again. Not again. Never again." Bon-Bon refused.
"I'm not saying his actions were acceptable, either." Foxy responded sternly. "He'll answer for them soon enough. But first, you're going to have to make up for what you did, because that's the bigger problem. Think of everything you said! Would you like me to say it all back to you?!"
The hand-puppet shrugged slowly. "Not really, but...I wouldn't care either way. I'll get over it."
"But you would, wouldn't you?"
"No."
"We'll see about that. Guys...sorry for what I'm about to do." Foxy took a breath. "Bon-Bon...you're a tiny, loudmouthed, jerk! You've been more annoying than anyone else here, and you just won't quit it! You're the most irritating person here!"
Bon-Bon froze. "..."
"So...did that hurt?"
"...did you mean any of it?"
Foxy paused. "...of course not. I did that to make you understand how Puppet felt when you did that to him. Do you even understand what swearing is?"
"Isn't it like a pinky promise?"
"One type is, but the type I'm talking about is when you say a word that's really offensive, especially when you're super angry or want to cause harm to someone else. This place was built for kids, and you should know that us animatronics have a no swearing rule. That includes when it causes harm to someone."
"I don't see the problem here. I wanted to cause harm to Puppet, to make him feel just as bad as I did."
"That doesn't make it right. You shouldn't have wanted to cause harm in the first place. You should've approached it in a civil manner. We would've been more than happy to help you do that."
"...hurting others isn't right. It never has been." Puppet mumbled from behind his box. "If Santa knew, you'd be on the naughty list. Then you wouldn't get anything you want for Christmas. Ballora's been telling me that."
"That is a good point." Freddy commented.
"I didn't care much about presents to begin with." Bon-Bon grumbled. "If I get one, it's a nice bonus. If I don't, then I don't care. It doesn't matter if I never get anything nice for Christmas again- as long as I get Puppet to feel just as bad as I felt under his treatment, then that's all the gift I need."
"Look, that's not the point. Puppet's our friend. He has been for a long time." Foxy said. "I know your relationship with him hasn't been the best. I know you and him fight all the time and disagree with each other and try to mess with each other. And I know that that's because you're both unhappy with each other. All because Puppet disliked you just based on how you looked, and all because you decided to fight him about it instead of coming to us and calmly asking for help. You're both in the wrong- but that doesn't mean that you're allowed to say unacceptable things to each other. We don't want tensions between you two to exist forever. So, please, I just want you to consider saying sorry, to consider Puppet's feelings and make an apology. If your relationship is too harsh to allow that, then at least promise not to say any of those things you said to Puppet ever again.
"And if that's not enough, what about the rest of your friendships? Think about how it makes us feel. Think about Gregory. What would he do if he saw you acting so aggressively towards Puppet?"
"...he wouldn't care." Bon-Bon countered stubbornly. "He was the one who taught me some of those words. He wrote them down in chicken scratch and I decided to use them."
"That's not true. He does care." Freddy argued. "He's been hanging out with me for the past few days, and I always read his chicken scratch. He's missed being with you. He wonders where you are everyday. And above all, he doesn't want you to do anything too bad. Could you imagine how his feelings would be hurt if he saw you swearing and insulting Puppet in such an overly negative way?"
Bon-Bon was frozen. "...are you sure that's what he said?"
"Positive."
"If what I said really would hurt him that way, then...I don't know. To be honest, I do appreciate all the times you guys have played games with me. That was all fun. But...but I can't say sorry. I can't apologize to Puppet after the way he's been to me for weeks and weeks and weeks...but...I guess I can promise not to say those words again. If it really does hurt other people, then...then I suppose it would be better never to say them."
Foxy nodded. "Thank you. Don't worry, you're not completely in the wrong." Foxy glared a little at Puppet. "Puppet, it is not okay to lock Bon-Bon in a cupboard. Regardless of how you feel about him, doing stuff like that isn't something I'll tolerate. You have to treat him fairly, even if you choose to hate him."
Puppet peeked out from behind his box. Then he walked over. "Yeah...I guess you're right about that. But Bon-Bon shouldn't be using those words again...ever."
"And I won't. I can promise that." The hand-puppet begrudgingly assured Puppet.
Meanwhile, Freddy ate some chicken he had on him. Foxy gave him an odd look.
"What? I was hungry." Freddy said. "I don't really like these high-pressure situations. Eating chicken helps with the nerves, y'know?"
"I agree. Comfort food always helps." Puppet agreed.
"Yeah...makes me miss Baby a bit. She was a good friend. Too bad she's always up in the vents, too busy with her games."
"Me too. Me too." Bon-Bon muttered.
"Make sure not to say any of the awful words around her, either." Foxy warned Bon-Bon. "She doesn't appreciate those very much."
"But how? I've listened to her play. She says all these different words."
"She's only playing around when she does those. She's never seriously trying to hurt somebody's feelings."
"So does that mean I can call Puppet a noob and it's fine?"
Foxy winced a bit. "Uh...I mean, if you're being playful about it like Baby does, then...sure. But don't say it seriously."
"I guess I can do that. But you can't make me believe that Baby hates swearing."
"She does, believe it or not. We had a guard come in one time, and when we started to chase him, he went at it. He had so many choice-y swears and tons of insults to throw. Baby was there with us, and when she heard all that, she was so sick and tired of it that she tackled the guard and ripped his tongue out. The mess that we had to clean up afterwards was considerable."
"Huh?!"
"I know, right? She likes you more than a stranger, so she wouldn't attack you, but...she would be disappointed, probably."
"Man...I'm so glad she wasn't here to see me do it. Hopefully she won't press me for an apology."
"You know...I still wish I had an apology. I don't need a full-blown one, but...a promise never to come into my room uninvited again would be enough." Puppet mentioned.
"No offense, but I don't think we can set it up that way. We'd have to micromanage Bon-Bon to get him to never go in there."
"What? Really? Dang it."
"Bon-Bon, just need to ask, which cupboard were you locked in?" Foxy asked the hand-puppet.
"I don't remember." Bon-Bon replied, shaking his head. "I just knew that I was in one of them."
"And you only got out because you got help, right?"
"Yeah. Dinah heard me making noises and Freddy opened it to find more cookies and chicken."
"I was just looking for the batter so Dinah could make me more. I didn't expect to find Bon-Bon in there." Freddy said.
"Dinah's willing to make everything, isn't he?" Puppet mentioned.
"Yeah. It's just pizza that gives him troubl-" Freddy paused. "Wait a minute. Puppet, you actually sound a lot better now. Are you...?"
"Cured? Yeah, the anti-virus finally deleted the virus today. I'm back to normal."
"Really? Nice!"
"Still, wish I could get an apology."
"I...I..." Bon-Bon stammered. "I...forgive you for locking me in the cupboard."
"Oh. Well, thank you. Can you follow that up by not coming into my room?"
"We'll see about that soon enough."
"Hmm. I do appreciate the forgiveness, though. Thanks."
"Um...you're welcome, I guess."
"So it did work out after all. Good enough for me." Foxy accepted. "I think we should all take a break and relax. Bon-Bon, want to hang out with me for a bit? My door's open."
"Sure." Bon-Bon accepted.
"Hey, Foxy, one more thing." Freddy spoke up. He went right over to Foxy, and something in his eyes changed. The bear leaned into Foxy's ear and whispered: "Have a lovely day...friend."
"What?" Foxy stammered.
"Freddy! Want to hang out with me? We can do some cool guy stuff." Puppet offered, putting a hand on Freddy's shoulder.
"Huh? Oh, well, of course!" Freddy accepted, breaking out of the trance again. "Let's go!" Puppet gestured Freddy to follow, and then both entered Puppet's box. Foxy nodded at Bon-Bon, and the two of them departed the room together.
"That settles that, then." Foxy said. "How do you feel, Bon-Bon?"
"Better." Bon-Bon replied. "I don't think I'm ready to apologize or forgive Puppet for everything else he did, but...I'm willing to let go of being locked in the cupboard. That's one thing I'll forget about."
"Thanks. You're already making progress towards a better relationship with Puppet. Don't you have a better opinion now?"
Bon-Bon sighed. "I guess I don't hate him as much anymore."
"Good enough. Let's go hang out at my cove. There's so much I want to talk about with you."
As Freddy and Puppet sat down at Puppet's couch to watch some tv, Puppet thought about today. His mind lingered on what Bon-Bon had said, and what had been the reason for it.
So that was how he felt. Puppet thought. I can't exactly tolerate him any better, but...you know...I think I'm beginning to understand that I was too harsh. Maybe I should've been lighter.
"What're you thinking about, Puppet?" Freddy asked.
"Nothing much." Puppet answered, trying to look normal. "Any good channels on?"
"I'm looking for one right now. I'll tell you if something catches my eye."
"Yeah. That'll work." Puppet laid his head back against the couch. "That'll work."
Later that day, Christmastime came. Ballora came out of her room and ushered everyone to get to the main room.
When Foxy arrived there, everyone had came. Freddy, Puppet, Bon-Bon, Reggie. Amazingly enough, Ballora had even managed to get Baby to come out of her room.
Then came the Christmas traditions. At long last, they started to exchange presents. Everyone got something. Ballora had acquired a fancy new tea set and a wide assortment of extra stuffed animals. Baby had been given a new headset, which she was thankful for. Bon-Bon had been given a drawing pad, which he was surprisingly into. Freddy had gotten a scratch and sniff book of different types of chicken (which he eagerly picked up and began to go through as soon as he saw it). Reggie had a picture of the queen, which he admired. And lastly, Foxy had gotten a keyboard that made different funny sounds. It was a fun present, and everyone laughed as Foxy cycled through the different crazy noises that the keyboard could make.
Once finished, the celebration began. Dinah had prepared a huge Christmas meal for them all, which they readily processed (and ate, in Reggie's case). Chatter was present among the group. Puppet and Bon-Bon reluctantly sat near each other and managed to go through it without setting either side off. Freddy continued to interact with his book. Baby seemed a little bit upset that she had been torn away from her games, but the conversations sort of improved her mood.
Then Ballora started a carol. She was the only one at first, but she managed to coerce everyone else into singing. It went rather well after that.
Everyone started to play around the room following this. But while the others danced and tried their hand at a board game they had gotten, Foxy had other things on his mind.
He stood up and walked to the kitchen. The others, assuming that he was going to get extra food, didn't question his action.
When he arrived, the kitchen was empty. Even Dinah wasn't inside, because he had joined in the celebration.
Foxy went over to a familiar chute and opened it up.
"Hey. Garbage."
The familiar voice answered.
"Oh. It's you. What is it?"
An object tumbled out of Foxy's hands and down the chute.
"Ouch! What's...wait...is this?"
"Yeah. Do you like it?"
"I can't believe it. You're actually letting me...?"
"Of course. I thought I'd give you one present this year, yeah?"
"...I...I can't thank you enough. How are you going to get this back and send it, though?"
"I'll send Bon-Bon down attached to a rope and he'll grab it. You just finish writing it in the meantime."
"Got it! I'm getting started right away."
Foxy nodded and began to stand up. He was happy with this. Their actions toward Garbage were one thing, but it had seemed fine to him to give Garbage something he could really appreciate.
That letter to his family would definitely make the guard feel better.
Now that he had done it, he was almost about to leave. However, one thing occurred to him, and he leaned back over to the chute one last time.
"Oh, and...Garbage?"
"Yeah?"
"Merry Christmas."
"...thanks. You too."
Chapter 72: The Future Arrivals
Summary:
Puppet finds a piece of paper in his room, and on it is intriguing information that he decides to share with Foxy. When they look it over together, the two of them make some revelations about the company, the deal behind the transfer to the sister location, and the inevitable finding of new faces.
Chapter Text
So, Mr. Wigglesworth...what'd you think of the Christmas party last night? Pretty fun way to end it off, right?
I guess it was. I certainly didn't do much during that party.
You don't do much anyway, so it's no big problem. You saw everything that went down, right? It was fun.
Yeah.
Foxy was relaxing in the main room today. He was sitting at one of the tables while Mr. Wigglesworth was sitting on the table itself. He was talking to the bear about the stuff that had happened yesterday. It had been a doozy, that was for sure. But now it was over, and Christmas had finally concluded.
And remember what Puppet did?
Downing all those galloons of eggnog? He looked pretty wonky afterwards.
Hah! I know, right? He recovered from it pretty quickly, though, so he's alright. Still pretty funny, though. And how'd running around with Freddy go?
It was hectic. He was talking about nonsense or whatever. Makes me question everything. Like, are reindeer even real?
Of course they are. It's magical reindeer that doesn't exist.
But Santa exists. Wouldn't that mean magical reindeer also exists?
Er...good point, but I'd rather not dwell on that. Something tells me this world is a bit weirder than I ever would've known.
Speaking of that, I think I saw Santa flying over the area in his sleigh last night.
What? Really? No, there's no way he'd come back over here after...after what I did. You know what I mean.
It seems unbelievable, though. Santa's got magic. He wouldn't just get knocked out so easily by you.
That's what I thought, but he did. It was weird seeing him come.
"Talking to your stuffed bear again? We both know what happened with Santa. I was there to witness it all. I must say, I'm quite proud of what you did."
Of course you're proud. I'm not proud of it, myself. I shouldn't have done any of that.
"Even so, I was there to see it. I'll remember it."
You're always there to see there. After all, you're nowhere else but inside me.
"...for now, that is. Eventually, that will change."
No, I don't think it will, voice. Quiet.
Foxy shushed the voice, tucked Mr. Wigglesworth back into his storage tank, and walked over to the front door to look outside. It was still night. The full moon shined as brightly as ever. The amount of parked cars in the parking lot had grown exponentially since Foxy had last checked, and for good reason; many guards had visited and left their cars there since then. As he stood there and looked out, he thought about things again.
He was kind of glad that Christmas was over. It would be refreshing to see Ballora finally drop the topic of Christmas and go back to normal everyday hijinks, that was for sure. And maybe things would start to get more exciting once Freddy finished hibernating and Baby finished being sucked into her games. Having the whole crew around would make the days pass much faster.
Then his mind switched to wondering where the others even were. For most of them, he was sure that he knew the location.
Hmm...I do wonder where everyone is, though. Baby went back to her room and is back in video game hibernation...Ballora's locked herself in her room with Reggie...Freddy went back to hibernate some more...and Bon-Bon is...uh...actually, I don't know where he is. Puppet had better not have locked him in a cupboard again. I don't want another fight to break out. As for Puppet, he's probably in his box.
He had learned all of this after checking today. Everyone had gone back to their own rooms and was doing their own things today, leaving Foxy to quietly think to himself and reflect on everything he had seen happen so far.
"Hey! Foxy!"
He was broken out of his mind by someone behind him. He turned to see Puppet coming towards him, holding a sheet of paper in his hands.
"Oh, hey. Good to see you around." Foxy welcomed, nodding and grinning. "What's up? Seen Bon-Bon anywhere? I know where everyone is except him."
"I don't really know." Puppet replied. "I've been leaving him alone like you said to do. Wherever he is, I don't have anything to do with it."
"I'm hoping it won't. Seriously, don't go locking Bon-Bon in places."
"I won't do that anymore, alright? Anyway, I was coming here to talk about something completely unrelated. I was looking through these filing cabinets in my office, and I found this piece of paper that looks interesting." Puppet waved the paper a little. "I want to read it off."
Hmm...well, this probably is important. He wouldn't come to tell me about it if it was just an ordinary piece of paper. Foxy rationalized. "Sure, let's hear it. What's it say?"
"According to what I've read so far, it's a letter addressed to the current owner of Circus Baby's Pizza World. This place, I mean. Let me read it off..."
"Go on."
Dear Mr. [REDACTED], current owner and operator of the Circus Baby's Pizza World location in Littlewood, Ohio.
The company has been in development of a series of new animatronics in order to increase the quality and entertainment of your establishment and other establishments related to it. This letter is a notice to alert you that in the coming days, new shipments of animatronics will be delivered to the building and set up in the proper places.
We have provided a list on the back of this notice that will give you names and photos of the animatronics that we intend to deliver. Please read it carefully.
Regards,
Afton Robotics
Puppet turned the page over. "Here's the list. Some of the words are abbreviated and a little scratched, but here's what it says..."
1. C. Baby (x1)
2. F. Freddy (x1)
3. Ballora (x1)
4. F. Foxy (x1)
5. Bon-M. (x1)
6. Bon-F. (x1) (Counterpart)
7. Bidy. (x7) (Special companion, designated to be with CB)
8. Reena (x4) (Special companion, designated to be with B)
9. [NAME PENDING] (x1) (Defective model, currently being set to new purpose)
10. [NAME PENDING] (x1) (Unfinished model, will be sent as-is)
11. Elec. (x3) (Special companion, designated to be with CB)
-. [NAME REDACTED, CANCELED, CURRENTLY BEING MOVED TO STORAGE]
"That's all it says." Puppet finished.
"Wow. Eleven animatronics in total." Foxy replied. "So does that mean they're all coming soon? Wait, but...F. Foxy? That's my name! Does that mean me?"
"Probably, yeah. And Freddy, Baby, and Ballora are on the list, too." Puppet confirmed.
"So this list is probably counting all of us. But I haven't heard of any of these other animatronics. Maybe they got lost in transit or something?"
Puppet shrugged. "Could be. And what's with this one on the list named 'Bon'?"
"Oh! That has to be Bon-Bon. There's no doubt about it."
"I mean...I can see that, but there's two of 'Bon' on this list."
Foxy frowned. "Really? What's with the second one?"
"It's named 'Bon-F'. The picture they attached is kinda blurry, but...here, take a look." Puppet showed the picture near the name 'Bon-F' to reveal a very hastily-taken imagine of something. It was hard to make out, but it looked like a pink blob.
"Hmm. That's interesting." Foxy got an idea, and grinned. "Maybe it's an unused prototype of Bon-Bon. Maybe the pink is because they thought he was a girl. That'd be a riot. I could only imagine the look on Bon-Bon's face if it were true that he was once meant to be a girl."
"Whatever the case, guess that's one. And the others are just...weird. The pictures for all of the other animatronics are just so blurry, I can hardly make them out. There's this tan-white blob...another slightly darker tan blob...a white blob...a bluish-white blob...and this one they labeled as an 'unfinished model' doesn't even have a picture attached."
"All these guys didn't get transferred yet, huh? I guess the list is based on priority. Baby's the mascot, so it's only sensible that they'd get her here first. Then there's Ballora, then Freddy...and then me. I don't see you on the list, though."
"That's because I'm not a registered animatronic of this location. I wasn't shipped here by the company; I just came of my own accord."
"Wait, what? I never knew that."
"You didn't know this whole time? I told you before. When I heard you and Freddy were moving to this new place, I decided going there would be better than staying at the location where I was."
"Which location were you at?"
"Some obscure side location for the Fazbear brand. Barely got any business anyway, so I decided I'd leave and find a better place."
"Makes sense, but...how'd you even sneak to this place?"
"That was the hard part, of course. I got the chance when a supply truck came. Some guys came in and took some parts of the place so they could use them to improve Circus Baby's Pizza World. I heard them discussing it and decided to sneak myself into one of the crates they hauled in. Man, was it a bit of a challenge to cram myself into that crate...but yeah, it worked. They never knew I was in there, so they put me on the truck and delivered me here. I got out of the truck and got inside. And ever since, I've been here."
"Wow...you did all that just to see us again?" Foxy grinned. "I'm glad you care."
Puppet smiled. "Yeah. Always have."
Foxy frowned again. "But that makes me want to know...how'd you get your box in here?"
Puppet flinched. "Oh, forgot to mention that. One of the things they took was my music box and prize box that I hid in. When they brought it in, they didn't seem to know where to put it, so...they put it over this trapdoor on the ground of the auditorium to cover it up. Later on, I found my box and started to clear it out into my new living place. When I found the trapdoor beneath my box, I opened it and found that underground area. Since it was all a bunch of free space, I decided to add it into my place to live."
"Ah, I see. Why didn't you ever tell me this before?"
"Guess I never thought to. Anyway, this other tan blob is weird, but...I think it's holding something." Puppet squinted at the picture. "A...balloon?"
"Really? Maybe they're bringing Balloon Boy here."
"Oh! Wait, you mean that kid from the location I used to be at? You know, the one where you and Freddy and Chica were there?"
"Yeah, that one. Balloon Boy was there, too. Maybe they're bringing him to the location." Foxy looked at the blurry picture. "Then again...I'm pretty sure he wasn't tan. He was red and blue."
"Mmm."
"Well...since this list exists, maybe the new friends we're getting are here already. We should look around for them."
"That sounds like a good idea. They might have already been delivered here."
"Exactly. The question is, where?"
"Hmm...maybe in the auditorium. I have a lot of crates and boxes in there."
"Good point. Let's check around there."
They left the main room to go and check.
But, a minute later, Foxy entered the auditorium and found not another animatronic...but a reindeer.
"What the-?" He stuttered. "When did this get in here?"
"Huh?" Puppet asked as he came into the room. "Oh...a reindeer. Hmm. I think Ballora brought that in last night and we never noticed."
Foxy sighed. "Sounds like her, alright. She really should've asked me for permission."
"If I remember correctly, she did. But you kind of went and got your systems all drunken during the party, so when she asked, you were...a bit woozy. And you said yes."
Foxy gasped, then facepalmed. "Dang it! Of course she asks right after I lose it. I really need to remember to pace myself during parties."
"I agree. Have you seen how many bottles you end up gulping down in the course of a night? Nobody else goes to that level."
"I know, I know. Anyways, this reindeer has got to go. I'll have to go to Ballora later and ask her to return it to...well, wherever she got it in the first place. Until then, I say we get back to the list." Foxy looked around himself. "Don't see any new animatronics in the room. Guess we checked the wrong area. Hmm...Puppet, who else does the list say? Does it, um...have Chica on it?"
Puppet shrugged. "I don't know if it does. Some of the words are scratched out."
"But what if she was coming here? I'd like that." Foxy smiled to himself. "She was a good friend back at the older places. If she left her own place and came to stay with us, I'd appreciate that."
"Another girl, though? I'm just hoping that if she is coming, she won't be anything like Baby or Ballora."
Foxy shook his head. "Actually, she's pretty different from them. Don't you remember how she was like?"
Puppet put a hand to his head. "Not really. My memories of the earlier days have gotten hazy recently. I never talked to her as much as I talked to you or Freddy."
"Come to think of it, that is true. I'll need to get you up to speed. One thing you might need to remember is that she has this cupcake with her."
"A cupcake?"
"Yeah, a sentient one with eyes. He'd ride around on her shoulders or hop off and bounce around the place a lot. Out of everyone, I'd say he was Chica's closest friend. She talked to him more than she talked to me. Not to mention all the mischief Cupcake loved to get into..."
"I don't get it. I never saw her with one."
"She didn't have one at the previous location we were at that had you there. Those were pretty miserable days for her, come to think of it. I'm glad she found Cupcake after we moved places, because she had been down in the dumps for a long while."
Puppet just looked off into the distance. "I think my memory banks are all messed up. I don't remember this stuff, even though some part of me is telling me that I should."
"You, too? Freddy has the same problem, except he tends to forget information that he learned more than he forgets memories of the past. But that's a problem for the future. For now, the list! Come on, is there anything else noteworthy?"
"Well..." Puppet stared back at the list. "This last one doesn't have a picture either. The note says that it was canceled and moved to storage. Guess they decided to scrap whoever this animatronic was..."
"Then we can forget about that one. Probably wasn't an important one if it got scrapped. Who else is there?"
Puppet paused, then his eyes widened. "Hmm. This isn't an entry on the list, but there's this picture in the corner. It looks like a map for a location. Foxy, does this look familiar to you?" Puppet showed the picture to Foxy. On the bottom-right corner of the page was a picture of a blueprint depicting the layout for a location codenamed 'sister location'. Foxy studied the map, but the location it was trying to show was one he didn't recognize at all.
"I've never seen this one before." Foxy replied. "I've been at four locations, with the one we're at included...but this picture isn't a location I've been to, even though it uses the name 'sister location'. What would a picture of this have to do with anything related to this place? After all, it can't be the place we're at now. Before I got transferred, I'd always hear the employees mentioning how they would need to plan a move to this 'sister location'. I now know that Circus Baby's Pizza World is that sister location, but this map uses the same name."
"Dunno what that means. Maybe there's multiple sister locations?"
Foxy shrugged. "Guess there could be, but that'd be confusing. How would the employees be able to know which sister location they're talking about if both locations use the same work-in-progress codename?"
"Your guess is as good as mine, Foxy. I'm not nearly as knowledgeable on this subject matter."
"Eh, then we can forget about it and focus on something else. I am curious, though...why's these new animatronics taking so long to arrive? Me and the others that got transferred here have been here for months already, but these others on the list still aren't anywhere to be seen."
"That does seem strange. Bringing animatronics from one place to another usually only takes a week at most." Puppet added, then shrugged. "Whatever the case, if the list says they're coming, then we'll probably just need to wait until we get further notice. Either they're coming or they're not coming."
"But they have to be coming, right? Me and Freddy and Bon-Bon are all on the list, and we were brought here within a day. Surely it can't be that hard for the company to bring the others in...unless they really are that bad at shipping."
"No, that can't be it. Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics have their own problems, but failing to deliver animatronics hasn't ever been one of them." Puppet stopped in the middle of his sentence and focused on nothing, thinking to himself. "There's got to be another explanation. Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way."
Foxy nodded understandingly. "Yeah, makes sense. If everything isn't adding up, maybe we skated over a few details by accident. Check the page again and see if there's something we missed."
"Okay." Puppet looked back at the list. His blank eyes seemed to scan the page as he looked again for any hidden details. After a few seconds, he froze. "Oh. Uh oh. I understand now."
Foxy perked up. "What? What is it? What'd you find?"
"I found the date this was sent, and...I get it now. This letter...it was sent on January of this year."
"Wait...WHAT?! That long ago?!"
"Yeah. I thought it was more recent than that, but apparently it's not..."
"Then...then the company was planning to make the transition to sister location for over half a year, and us animatronics never found out until the month before they finally made the transfer? It really took that long?"
"According to the date, yes."
"But those other animatronics on the list would've been in transit for almost an entire year now, maybe even longer than that. There's no way that's possible."
"Then that can only mean one of two things." Puppet concluded. "Either they were canceled and we were never notified...or they were brought here, and they're somewhere in this place where we can't find them."
Foxy dwelled on that. So either the other ones on the list were never brought, or they were, but in a hidden area. What would the answer be? Foxy's mind considered it from every direction. He wanted to believe that the former was true, but...the company had managed to bring in him, Freddy, and a few of the others on the list. They got to the location without any hitches or interruptions or complications in the delivery. So how could the company have made this mistake with the others?
...
Maybe they hadn't. Maybe they had succeeded with the others after all. Which only meant one thing..."
"Puppet, we'd better keep an eye out." Foxy suggested firmly. "If what I'm thinking is correct, then...we could see another animatronic any day now."
"My thoughts exactly." Puppet replied. "They could be anywhere, though. There's a lot of this pizzeria that we don't have any access to, so these new arrivals could be located anywhere, and they could show themselves at any time."
"We'll have to be ready, then. Can we agree on it?" Foxy held out his hand for a handshake. "And let's tell the others, too. They need to know."
Puppet took Foxy's hand. "Agreed." They shook on it.
It was settled. In the coming days, they'd look out for anyone to appear.
Who knew what else waited in the walls of the building that remained untouched by Foxy and the others?
Unbeknownst to them, something was making its way through a darkened area. Light was low here, so night vision was all but a necesity.
The pipes were small, but not too small. They and the vents were good ways to travel across the known and unknown areas of the location.
And at that very moment, a small being was making their way through the pathways, trying to find the way out. Soon enough, they would locate the surface.
As they traveled, they thought to themselves on their goal.
Don't worry. Soon, I'll be there. And once I am, we can be together again...
Chapter 73: Down With The Decorations
Summary:
Puppet is determined to undecorate the pizzeria and return it to normal, so he enlists Foxy's help in getting them all down.
Chapter Text
Okay, nearly there. Foxy thought. He was going down the small and big hallways on his way to the auditorium, where he could then get into Puppet's box. I wonder what he wants me to do today.
It was currently two A.M. in the night. Yesterday, Foxy had been approached by Puppet and had been asked to come to his box at two. He hadn't specified what he wanted from Foxy (which was to be expected, since he tended to be vague before he revealed things), but he had made it sound fairly important, so Foxy decided to come.
As he went, Foxy thought about just how much he had done with Puppet over the couple of months that he had been there. When Foxy thought about just how much he had spent time with the others, he realized that he had spent the most time with Puppet. He was aware that this was mostly due to Puppet being around much more often than everyone else. It wasn't uncommon for the others (especially Baby and Freddy) to either lock themselves in their rooms or disappear to other places for extended periods of time. During those periods, Foxy had no way of talking to or going with them, so he had to make do with who else was there. There had even been nights where it was just him and Puppet in the pizzeria.
Foxy made a face at the thought. Why was it that everyone else always got so busy with their own things, while Puppet was nearly always available? He was hoping that someday, that would change.
There was Ballora, first. Foxy had spent more time with her than everyone besides Puppet. She always seemed willing to hang out with him, mostly whenever she was bored and had no way to pass the time. But there were cases where she would lock herself in her room, and Foxy wasn't sure why. Based on what Reggie had muttered when he asked, it seemed that Ballora occasionally liked to have days all to herself instead of spending them with others. While it did suck that she couldn't always be around, Foxy did understand where she was coming from.
Then there was Bon-Bon. He had used to be around fairly often due to him being in Foxy's room with Foxy, but after Bon-Bon had decided to stay elsewhere in the building, Foxy had seen him less and less. He had not seen him since the day before yesterday, and now he was just curious as to where Bon-Bon sneaked off when he disappeared. The hand-puppet's size made it easier for him to fit through smaller gaps that the others could not go through, so it was likely that he could traverse secret passages in the building without anyone else knowing.
But he wasn't nearly as prone to disappearing as Freddy and Baby. Foxy had no idea what their deal was, but those two tended to leave the most, each for their own different reasons. Ever since Freddy had gotten the questionable idea of 'hibernating', he had been sleeping the days away, only coming out every now and then. Foxy had tried to wake him up manually, but the bear always made sure to seal off the entrance to his upstairs room before he went to sleep, and no matter how hard Foxy tried to open it or get Freddy's attention, nothing he did seemed to work.
Baby was even worse. With what Foxy knew and had seen, he could see that she was the most antisocial of the entire group. That wasn't because she was unkind or hated being around people, but because of one very present problem: her video games. She had brought a collection of them to the vents that could last her months and months without being finished, and once she got sucked into them, it was nearly impossible to get her to stop. If somebody tried to talk with her, she would only respond with either indecipherable muttering or complete silence. If somebody asked to hang out, her response was to promptly ignore that person for the rest of the day. Only Ballora seemed to be able to convince her to tear her eyes away from the machines and come out, although Baby's unpredictable temper made it hard for Ballora to do so.
Foxy didn't understand what Baby was about. She was always in video game hibernation (a term that Ballora had used that everyone else had adopted shortly after) and never seemed willing to break away. Foxy didn't really like that. Baby was a part of the group, one of the friends that they all had, and when she did come out to play along with everyone else, she was usually a fun and sociable person to be around. Why was it that she almost always chose to get sucked into video games instead of participating in the animatronics' activities? It didn't seem fair for her to do so. Foxy wasn't sure how he was going to finally get her past this phase, but he was sure that one day, he'd have to find a way to get her to more regularly hang out with them.
Foxy shook his head. Enough dwelling. He had stuff he needed to get to. Although...he was curious about one thing.
He had been walking towards the auditorium, but he turned around and went over to Ballora's door instead. By peeking through the windows, he could see both Ballora and Reggie inside the room. Reggie had been allowed to sit down on one of the couches (surprisingly) and was reading a book there. Ballora was standing on stage, but her head was tilted downwards and she was unmoving. Foxy's eyes widened. This could only mean one thing.
Ballora's asleep... He thought. And it looks like Reggie's watching over her, as usual. But Ballora's sleeping and it's two hours past twelve, huh? Guess she decided to sleep in today. Then again, setting up the Christmas festivities the day before yesterday did seem to take a lot out of her. Maybe she's sleeping it off.
Foxy shrugged. Whatever the case was, her sleeping was none of his business. He still had to go and see Puppet, so he decided to refocus on that. He turned around and headed back in the direction of the auditorium.
A couple minutes passed and Foxy had made it down the ladder and into the box. He walked into the central room to find Puppet. The marionette was pacing across the carpet, thinking to himself.
"Hey, Puppet. I'm here." Foxy greeted.
Puppet snapped out of his thinking and turned to greet Foxy. "Ah, good. You made it." He replied, still sounding focused and resolute.
"So, what did you need? I'm here to help, if that's what you want."
"Yes, I do need your help for this. Take a seat, Foxy. Or, if you want to stand, that's fine too."
Foxy nodded and sat down at one of the stools at Puppet's bar. "Done. Now what?"
"Let me begin." Puppet put his hands behind his back as he began to pace again. "So...we've got a serious mission today. One that we're urgently going to need to accomplish."
"Urgently, huh?"
"Indeed. It needs dire attention before it gets out of our hands."
"So...you're not meaning to say that Bon-Bon did something again, right? If you do, then I'm guessing we're going to have to figure out much it'll cost to fix the damage."
"No, no, no. That's not what I meant." Puppet interrupted. "Although that does remind me to mail Bon-Bon to the North Pole the next time I see him..."
Foxy squinted. "Puppet, what did I tell you about treating him fairly?"
Puppet just shook his head. "Uh, forget that. Just a side project of mine."
Oh, boy. I'd better remember to keep a close eye on him. Foxy noted. Although Foxy had cooled the tensions between the two puppets ever-so-slightly, it was clear that Puppet himself had no desire to cease his fights and arguments with Bon-Bon.
"So, anyways, the real mission." Puppet continued. "For this, we're going to need skill...timing...and stealth. Foxy, do you have all three of those things?"
"I mean...I think I can do it." Foxy replied.
"Good enough. Now that you're on board, the mission is that...we really, really need to take down the Christmas decorations around the building."
Foxy just gaped for a moment. "That's the mission? Puppet, you made it sound way harder than it really is."
"But it will be hard. The elves might try to jump us if we do this." Puppet insisted. "If there's two of us, they wouldn't dare to do it. We should be safe that way."
"This again? Puppet, I won't deny that elves might be secretly spying on us, but Ballora and I have already told you: the elves are not planning an uprising, and they're not going to attack us."
"That's what they want us to think, Foxy. But those elves are awful, awful things, and if we don't prepare, then they'll get us."
"You know that's ridiculous, don't you? Yes, hello there, Puppet. Do you hear me?"
Puppet made a face. "Yeah, I sure do. Now, anyways...we should get to it. Sooner we get those decorations down, the happier I'll be."
"Then let's go already. Forget the voice." Foxy said. "You go up the ladder first. I'll follow."
They made for the tv room and headed upstairs
When they got up there, they could see the room that was going to be their first order of business: the auditorium. It was covered in decorations, and Puppet eyed them distastefully as he climbed out of the box.
"Eugh. Glad we're finally getting rid of all these." Puppet commented. "Do you even know how many times I had to look at this stuff when I came and went? The only reason why I haven't even taken them down up until now was because I didn't want to provoke Ballora."
"I get that." Foxy answered reasonably. "She was so gung-ho about these decorations, and all things considered, she probably would've kept these decorations up until February if she could. Thankfully, she's asleep, so now we have the perfect stretch of time to take down all these decorations. Ballora would've tried to stop us if she was awake, but if we do it before she wakes up, it'll be too late. Sure, she'll whine and groan about it for a few days once she finds out, but she'll get over it."
"Then it's good timing. Let's get done with this before she decides to wake up early. I'll take one half of the room, and you take the other half."
They got to work. Foxy reached up and took down all of the Christmas lights that had been strung to the walls, as well as removing the wreaths, too.
"You know, Puppet, I know I'm helping you do this and all...but why do you hate the decorations so much?" Foxy asked. "I never personally hated them too much. They're nice once you get used to them."
"They're distracting, Foxy. That's why." Puppet replied.
"Only you seem to think that."
"Well, you didn't think they were too much? After all, Ballora kept on adding more day after day and nobody told her to stop."
"You do have a point, but still, I found them kind of nice."
"Okay, you can say that, but it's after Christmas now. We're obligated to take them down, even if they're visually appearing to everyone but me."
"Yeah, that's a pretty reasonable point. It's also why I'm even helping you with this to begin with."
"Thank you, then."
"You're welcome."
It didn't take the both of them much time to get all the lights and wreaths off. Ballora had been merciful when it came to the auditorium, and save for the lights and wreaths, she had not attempted to add anything else. They set all of the decorations on the floor and agreed to come back later to grab them and box them up.
"So did we get everything?" Foxy asked.
"Nope. Still need to get my box." Puppet responded, squinting at his box. Lights had been strung around it as well, and an excessive number of wreaths were plastered all over it.
Foxy chuckled. "Woops, the box almost escaped the un-decoration process. Let's make sure to get it, too."
They went over and undecorated the box in no time. Puppet seemed to work a little faster when it came to his box, so they were done faster than before.
"Okay, finished with the auditorium and the outside of my box. Ah." Puppet sighed. "Well, this is already a very good start, but we need to get the rest of the place. Baby's room is the closest, so why don't we get it next?"
Foxy winced. "Um...actually, we should probably skip her room."
Puppet glanced confusedly at Foxy. "What? Why? Her room is decorated, so we need to get it, too."
"She won't take too kindly to us barging in and removing everything she worked hard to put up." Foxy answered. "It's better if we let it take it down on her own terms. Besides, it's the vents. She's the only one who really stays in there all the time. Come to think of it, it wouldn't be unusual for her to have already taken care of it. Baby does like to be consistent with things like that."
"Fine, fine. I suppose the vents are hidden enough to where we can ignore them. Let's just do the big hallway next."
They went to the big hallway. This room had more lights and wreaths covering the walls, which was the exact same as what the auditorium had gotten.
"I'll take one wall, you take the other." Foxy decided, and the two of them started again. It didn't take much time for this room, either. When they were finished, Foxy noticed they were near Ballora's room. By peering into the windows, he could see just how decorated it was. "Whew. I think we should save Ballora's room for last."
"Agreed. It'll be more risky to undecorate her room than any of the others." Puppet reasoned. "Let's move to the small hallway and continue in that decoration."
They went over there and kept working. The small hallway had the same thing: lights and wreaths. They finished it up and moved to the main room, which was a much taller order than any previous room. There were the plastic snowmen, the gingerbread houses, Christmas bells, ornamental gift boxes, the plushies of the elves and reindeer, stockings, and of course, yet more lights and wreaths.
Puppet cringed. "Cripes. This room...if it weren't for Ballora's room, I'd say that this room is the worst offender of them all."
Foxy shrugged. "Ballora may have overdone it a little bit, but the touches here were nice. Especially that tree topper."
"Can we just clean this all up already? I can feel myself wasting away every moment that I look at this."
Foxy rolled his eyes. "Alright, alright."
They got to work and started to clear everything out of the room.
"So...even if we're deciding not to tell Ballora, she's still going to be mad at us for this, probably." Foxy commented. "She'll get over it, but before she does...well, she'll be a bit furious with us."
"I'll take her anger, Foxy." Puppet responded. "Doesn't matter what she thinks. I consider the undecorating of this place to be an executive decision, and I'd much rather deal with Ballora yelling at us than these decorations being up any longer."
"So you're going to tell her about this, then?"
Puppet froze. "Um...maybe you should tell her instead?"
Foxy sighed. "Me? Wasn't this your idea?"
"Yeah, but I feel more comfortable if you're the one to break the news."
"And not you?"
"I'll come with you, if that makes things better. But I really think you should be the one to explain all this."
"Really? Well, if it comes to it, then maybe I'll do it." Foxy kept working, and his eyes looked towards the tree as he worked. "What do we do with the tree?"
Puppet eyed the tree. "We'll get it last. We're going to need to both work together to remove everything and move it out of here."
"If you say so. Also, Puppet...remember that paperwork yesterday? If you found that in your room, then don't you think there'd be more?"
"...I can't tell you."
"Why? What kind of thing would it have to be for you to not tell me about it?"
"Nothing. Everything in my room is in plain sight and is as it should be. I have absolutely no secrets."
Foxy frowned. He could tell that Puppet was lying. It was obvious. "You sure?" He pressed.
"Yes, definitely. Why do you have to question me so much? There's no point."
"Maybe in your opinion, there isn't a point. But for me? Nothing ventured, nothing gained."
On went the work. Foxy found it relatively easy to take down the lights and other things at this point. He managed to get down everything he saw in the room with Puppet's help. He even ducked into his own room and cleared everything out of there. Then came the plastic snowmen, which he and Puppet had to lift off of the stage one at a time. Then came the elf and reindeer plushies, which Puppet seemed more than happy to remove.
"So...is that all?" Foxy asked.
"Seems like it. All that's left is the tree." Puppet replied.
"Wait. Shouldn't we get Freddy's rooms and the kitchen first? In case anything's in there?"
"...yeah, we should. Let's head over there."
They went to Freddy's room first. When they went up the ladder and came in, they were fortunate to find no decorations of any kind in the room. Foxy knew that in hindsight, he shouldn't have expected any decorations in here. Freddy had been hibernating all winter long, so he would have had no time to put up decorations.
He looked through the window to Freddy's bedroom. Freddy was in there, sleeping again. He was in an odd position: half of him was on his bed, while the other half was over the side of his bed and touching the floor. Despite the absurdity of this position, he appeared to be quite comfortable.
"There he is. Should've known he was resting again." Foxy said. "What's with his position?"
"He must be having a pretty good dream." Puppet assessed.
"About chicken?"
"Most definitely."
Foxy took another look at Freddy and decided not to go in. "Let's leave Freddy be. We can handle everything ourselves."
"Yeah."
They visited the kitchen next, and Foxy was a bit floored when he realized just how many decorations had been put up. Ballora had strung lights and hung up wreaths in many, many different spots in the room. To be honest, here was a place in the pizzeria where he could firmly say that Ballora had went overboard.
"Wow. That's...a lot." Foxy muttered. "We'd better get started with these right away."
"Agreed. This room is probably the third-worst offender, behind the main room and Ballora's room." Puppet added, already working on taking some of the lights off of the walls.
They got to work once more. While the room was small, the sheer number of things they had to take down was greater than most of the other rooms. Still, with the two of them working together, it took less time. As they were finishing up, Foxy leaned into the break room to see if the room was decorated. It was, thankfully, untouched. He spotted Dinah in the corner, sound asleep on a bed. Baby and Puppet had given Dinah that for Christmas so he would have a good place to rest.
Foxy decided not to disturb the chef now, and he exited the break room just as Puppet got the last wreath in the kitchen down.
"Excellent. The room's cleared." Puppet sighed. "Don't tell Ballora, but I'm taking immense satisfaction from this. Doing this is like playing a giant minigame."
"Man, you really don't like Christmas, do you?" Foxy said. "Did you even enjoy the party we had?"
Puppet paused, then scowled. "...okay, fine. I will admit that the party was pretty enjoyable...but that doesn't mean I'm going to tolerate the decorations anymore. They're going down, every last bit of them."
They left the kitchen and walked back into the main room, where they were finally able to start taking down the tree. It was tedious work: Foxy started removing the ornaments, while Puppet went to grab some empty crates from near his box. Then he joined Foxy in removing the ornaments, including the golden top hat tree topper. When they were done, all of the ornaments were piled into one of the boxes. Another, much longer box was used to put the tree in. Yet another stored a combination of the rest of the decorations they had worked to take down.
Puppet laughed as they put the last ornament in the ornament box. "Finally! Everything is taken down and back in storage."
"Except for one room." Foxy commented. "Ballora's room."
Puppet flinched. "Oh, right. Her room...we'd better go there now. No time to waste. We're so close to being done, I can feel it."
They left the main room and navigated the small and big hallways to get to Ballora's room. When they went in, they were lucky to find that her door had been left unlocked. They creeped inside and shut the door behind them. Ballora was still asleep. Reggie glanced at them.
"We're just here to take down Ballora's decorations." Foxy notified him. "Is that alright with you?"
Reggie nodded. "If you must."
"Thanks. If Ballora wakes up, finds out about this, and gets mad, tell her you were asleep while we did this, alright?"
"I will."
Foxy nodded and turned to talk to Puppet. "Okay, let's be quiet while we're in here, and make this as quick as possible. Ballora may be asleep, but if there's any sense that she's good at, it's hearing. If we make even a single loud noise, she'll activate. Just don't make much noise if you can help it, alright?"
"Of course." Puppet agreed. "No more stalling. Let's get this room done."
Removing the decorations in her room was a tedious process. All of the empty gift boxes on her stage had to be removed, yet more lights and wreaths were taken down, the stockings were grabbed, and so was everything else. Foxy and Puppet decided to ignore the giant present boxes, as getting them out would be too much work for just the two of them to do.
"Okay, that's the last of them. Let's leave, and quickly." Foxy ordered. He and Puppet silently left the room, but not before Foxy nodded and gave Reggie a thumbs-up for agreeing to not rat them out.
Once they were out, they were one hundred percent in the clear, and they could both relax. They headed back to the main room and added Ballora's decorations to the boxes they needed to be put in, until finally, they were sure that every decoration they could remove had been packed away.
"And that's everything. Phew." Puppet finished. "Job well done, Foxy. I couldn't have done it without your help."
"No big problem." Foxy replied. "Happy to have been a help. So...anything else you need, or can I go back to my room now?"
"Hmm...that depends. Do you think the elves might still be around?"
"I doubt it. Those elves are pretty smart, but now that we've removed the decorations, they won't be able to hide as well. They'll stick out like a swore thumb."
"Good point. However, now that we've removed the decorations, maybe they'll get upset and strike."
"I think you're being paranoid, Puppet. Now, if there's nothing else, I'd like to get back to my room now."
Puppet nodded. "Fine, I guess there's nothing else I need. I'll go now." Puppet turned around. "Oh, and...thanks again."
"You're welcome."
"Yeah. Anyways...see you later." Puppet left the room, heading down the big hallway and going around the corner, and out of sight.
Now that he was alone, Foxy was able to turn, go into his room, head into his cove, and start enough conversation with Mr. Wigglesworth. He had done the job Puppet wanted, and as far as he was concerned, he could use another break...
Chapter 74: The Search For Puppet
Summary:
Freddy seems convinced that Puppet has gone missing, so he and Foxy search the building for him.
Chapter Text
Foxy rooted through the cabinets in the kitchen, keeping his eyes peeled for what he was searching for. They had to be here in this kitchen, surely. If he could find some, he could finally get Dinah to make what he had been requesting for weeks.
There has to be tomatoes here somewhere, right? He thought. I swear that we had a huge order of tomatoes back when I first got here. The kitchen should've had enough of them to last us a few months. Where did they even go in all that time?
Foxy wanted to make sure the kitchen didn't have any. He was tired of Dinah refusing to make pizza and citing the lack of tomatoes as the exact same excuse every single time he was asked why. Foxy was fifty percent sure that Dinah was lying, being lazy, and acting like they didn't have tomatoes, but the other fifty percent couldn't be too sure. That was why he was looking all over the kitchen to verify their existence...or nonexistence, if his theory turned out to be incorrect.
He double-checked and triple-checked the fridge. No tomatoes. He opened every cabinet in the room. No tomatoes. He scanned the counter-top area where Dinah was always working. No tomatoes...although there was a gingerbread house on the counter. Foxy suddenly realized that Puppet might count that as a Christmas decoration.
Looks like we missed this. Should I do something about it? He wondered. He considered it for a few seconds. You know what? Nah. The decorations were Puppet's problem, not mine. If he's really so bothered by stuff like this one gingerbread house, then I might as well leave it here for him to find. If he dislikes it, he can clean it up himself.
With that decision made, Foxy continued the search. Or at least, he would've had he just realized that he had checked every spot in the kitchen where the tomatoes could've been. While such a revelation should've eased his suspicions, he was still sure there were tomatoes in the kitchen.
There have to be tomatoes somewhere in here. Come on. He thought. We had a lot of tomatoes when I first came, tons of bags. There's no way Freddy could've went through all of them that quickly. And even if some of them had expired...well, not all of them would've expired, would they?
He checked the fridge again. He was once again unsatisfied, but then he noticed that the fridge light wasn't turned on. He had a sneaking suspicion, and he looked around the back of the fridge. He groaned. It was unplugged again.
It's off again? He sighed in his mind. Dang it, Freddy. He really needs to stop doing that.
He quickly plugged it back into the wall, and the fridge light came on again. Problem solved. Now that he had fixed that, he could get back to-
Wait.
Foxy could hear something outside of the kitchen. It sounded like fast footsteps. Was someone out there?
As it turned out, yes. Seconds later, Freddy came running into the room, panic-stricken.
"Foxy! Foxy! I need your help!" Freddy begged.
"What happened now?" Foxy asked, concerned.
"It's a dire situation! Come up to my room. It's up there!" Freddy ran out of the kitchen at top speed.
This can't be good. Foxy thought. What could've happened now? Did Bon-Bon mess with something? Did Freddy's bonfire spread? I'd better go take a look, just in case.
Foxy went out of the kitchen quickly. He saw Freddy disappear into the closet and made sure to follow. All the while, thoughts of what kind of problem there was clouded his mind and overfilled it.
When he had went up to the ladder, he found Freddy near the artificial fire and went over as fast as he could.
"So what's up?!" He asked.
"I need to ask you something!" Freddy replied, still panic-stricken. Then his excitement abruptly vanished, and he wore a nonchalant expression as he looked to a painting that had been set on the wall next to the fire. "What do you think about this painting I put in here? I thought it meshed well with the room, but I wanted to ask for someone else's opinion first."
Foxy made a face, then turned to examine the painting. He recognized it as a almost convincing knock-off of the well-known painting, Dogs Playing Poker.
"Well...I may be biased in saying this, but I've never really been a fan of this painting." Foxy commented as honestly as he could. "Dunno how to describe it, but this painting just gives off this odd feeling...like the dogs are actively trying to cheat and get away with it. See how one of those dogs is looking shifty?"
Freddy nodded along with Foxy's logic. "Huh...the more I look at this painting, the more I can see what your point is. You're right." He shrugged. "I guess I can change it to something else, then. It's no big deal."
"Sounds like a-" Foxy began, but he stopped as he noticed an odd addition: next to the painting, a sign read: Nothing suspicious about this, please don't look further. "Uh, Freddy? What's with this sign?"
"Huh?! Oh, uh..." Freddy stammered, suddenlybecoming more alert than before. "...that's just a silly message I put there for fun! I like to play jokes sometimes, y'know? Don't read into it much."
"Uh...okay?" Foxy replied. He could see how suspicious both Freddy and the sign was being, but he felt unconcerned with that at the moment. Probably no big deal if it concerned Freddy. "Well, that's not the point, anyways. Freddy, can we get to business now?"
Freddy tilted his head. "What business?"
"Didn't you just tell me a couple of minutes ago that there was a dire situation, or something? Come on, I'm waiting. What's the problem?"
"Dire situation?" Freddy stuttered. Then he brightened up. "Oh, right! That other thing! I meant to ask- do you know where Puppet is?"
Foxy shook his head. "No, not since yesterday. I figured he'd be where he always is."
Freddy just looked away and shook his head, unconvinced. "Nope. I'm pretty sure I already checked in the spot he's usually at, and he wasn't there. He must be elsewhere. Like...in the kitchen, maybe!"
Foxy facepalmed. "Freddy, I was literally just in there. If I saw Puppet in the room, I would've let you know. In fact, you would've seen him, so I wouldn't even have to tell you."
"But you might not have looked hard enough! I say we go and check it again!"
Foxy just sighed. "Fine. You know what? Let's go check."
They left Freddy's room and headed down the ladder. Foxy continued to sigh in his head as he followed. Now Freddy was making them check a room that Foxy was sure Puppet wasn't in.
Oh, well. Foxy thought. Just how Freddy is. He's going to start doing this either way, so I'll just go along with it. Not like I have anything else planned for right now.
It took them less than a minute to get back to the kitchen. Foxy could very obviously see that Puppet wasn't in the kitchen, but that didn't stop Freddy from checking and rechecking every square inch of the room, opening the cabinets and ovens, and even scrounging around on the floor.
"He's got to be here somewhere." Freddy muttered, opening the pantry once again. "I know him. You could never keep him out of the kitchen."
"What? Freddy, I think you've got it backwards." Foxy interrupted. "You're the one who spends a lot of time in the kitchen. As far as I know, Puppet doesn't come in here unless he wants to grab extra food or talk to Dinah."
"Wait, really? I thought he got food in here, too."
"Not all the time. Don't you remember that Puppet has his own little kitchen inside his box? He can just stock food in there instead, which is a lot more convenient for him, since it's a place where he can easily reach it. And I know for a fact that he places weekly grocery orders to keep his supply up, so unless Bon-Bon steals all the food out of his fridge, Puppet usually has enough food in there to last for a week or two." As Foxy informed Freddy of this, he opened the door to the break room and checked inside. It was devoid of anyone save for Dinah, who was sleeping on his bed in the corner of the room. Foxy quietly closed the door again and turned back to Freddy, only to notice that Freddy was doing something different.
"Mmm..." Freddy mumbled. He was making chewing sounds, and there was something in his hands.
"Freddy, are you getting distracted by food again?" Foxy asked.
"What? No." Freddy denied, but Foxy could still spy him quickly putting a piece of chicken into a nearby drawer in an attempt to hide it. "That's not important! Foxy, are you sure Puppet isn't in here?"
"Hmm...ninety-five percent sure, I'd say." Foxy replied. "There's only one more place he could be if he's in here, and if he is in there, then that could be a problem." Foxy glanced at the garbage chute, the last part of the kitchen that he had not yet checked. He was sure Puppet wouldn't have fallen down in there. If he had, it would be difficult to get him back out.
He walked over and opened the chute. Leaning down into it, he yelled: "Garbage! Hey!" He waited, but there wasn't a response. "Garbage!" He called again.
"Wha-? H-huh?" Came Garbage's voice from inside the chute. Evidently, he had just woken up. "Oh, it's you again, Foxy. What now?"
"Is Puppet down there in the chute with you?" Foxy asked.
"Of course not. Why would he be down here when he's safe and happy up there with you guys?"
"Uh...to be honest, I don't know. Freddy said Puppet was missing, and he thought Puppet might be in here. We've already checked the entire kitchen, and we figured that if he had been in here at all, he must've fallen down the chute."
"Well, he didn't. And I'm pretty sure Freddy's a whack job and a chronic liar. You should stop taking what he says into consideration."
"Hey! I am not!" Freddy called back, looking miffed. "And I'll have you know that I actually hate carrots, so take that!"
"...What?" Foxy stuttered, momentarily off-put by Freddy's last sentence. "He didn't say anything about carrots."
"Huh? Oh. I thought he mentioned something about carrots after that chronic thing he was talking about. Uh...maybe I should've listened a little closer, heh. Then again, they both start with the letter k, so I hope you can understand the confusion."
"Excuse me? Freddy, I don't think that's right. Chronic and carrot start with a 'c', not a k."
"What? Really? But Bon-Bon told me they started with a k."
"He wasn't telling you the truth, Freddy. It starts with a c, alright?" Foxy said, while he made a mental note to lecture Bon-Bon sometime later about not feeding Freddy bad information. "Well, sorry for bothering you over nothing, Garbage. We're gonna get going now. You enjoy your nap."
"Mm-hmm...right." Garbage muttered, and Foxy could hear him starting to snore again just as he closed the chute back up. With Garbage handled, he turned back to Freddy.
"What a nice guy." Freddy said, nodding slightly towards the chute. "Glad we kept him as a pet."
"Yeah...I really don't think 'nice' is the right descriptive word to use when talking about Garbage." Foxy replied. "Anyways, looks like searching in here was a bust. Puppet definitely isn't in here, Freddy, so where else do you think he could be? If you noticed him being anywhere else last time you saw him, now would be the time to tell me where."
"Oh, I know!" Freddy responded. "If I remember correctly, I think one other place I last saw him was in your room."
"Is that so?" Foxy wondered out loud. "Hmm. Come to think of it, I haven't been in my room since I woke up tonight. Maybe he really is in there."
"Worth checking, right?"
"Wrong."
Foxy said this when he and Freddy entered Foxy's room and discovered that Puppet was nowhere inside. Foxy checked the trapdoor in his cove to make sure, but it was locked tight, just as it had been for a long while before then.
"Aw, man!" Freddy signed. "Of course he's not in here, either. Figures he had to go missing now, of all times...what's with you, Foxy?"
"What do you mean? I didn't do anything."
"We'll see what Puppet says about that once we find him. Guilty until proven innocent, Foxy."
Freddy stalked out of the room, leaving Foxy to groan exasperatedly. He could tell that Freddy must be in one of those weird moods of his if he was resorting to blaming Foxy with zero evidence. Foxy knew he'd just have to find Puppet first- once Freddy had finally found Puppet, Foxy knew he'd drop all blame and be completely calm again. Now it was all a matter of finding out where Puppet was at the current time. Foxy figured it wouldn't take too long; the pizzeria was only so big, and Puppet had no way to leave the building.
He walked after Freddy, who had gone back into the main room and was leaning into the bounce house.
"Is Puppet stuck in the ceiling over here?" Freddy wondered.
"No, he wouldn't be." Foxy commented, coming over to check and confirming for himself that Puppet was indeed not in the bounce house. "Ballora's usually the one that gets stuck. She's got the most powerful legs, so she's the only one capable of jumping high enough to get herself tangled up in that wire mesh stuff."
"Then let's go somewhere else!" Freddy quickly suggested, and Foxy had to speed walk after Freddy as they went into the small hallway. "By the way, I noticed all those Christmas decorations are gone. Where'd they go?"
"Puppet and I took them down yesterday." Foxy replied. "Puppet was so aggravated by them that he wanted them down and forced me to help. He acted like it was a way bigger deal then it actually was- although, I do admit that he was partially right in that we had to remove them. In my opinion, we probably did need to take down those decorations while Ballora wasn't awake to stop us- otherwise, she most likely would've left them up until February."
"Eh, okay. Was just wondering, since I wasn't there."
"Yeah, you've been out of the loop for a lot of different times, so it's fair." When they got to the big hallway, Foxy continued. "So, where next?"
"Maybe...Ballora's room!" Freddy suggested, pointing down the hall. "We'll check in there!"
"Ignoring how unlikely it is for Puppet to be in there in the first place...sure, why not?" Foxy responded, shrugging.
"I wonder what he might be doing if he's in there." Freddy wondered out loud, seeming not to hear what Foxy just said.
"Well, if he is in there, then we have to hope he hasn't been detected. Otherwise, Ballora might have already chewed him out before we could even find him."
"Then we'd better check..." Freddy quietly opened the door and tiptoed into the room. Foxy just walked into the room.
Everything was quiet in here. Ballora was deactivated on stage, and Reggie was taking a nap on one of the nearby couches. Freddy continued to try and sneak through the room.
"Freddy, you don't need to try to be silent." Foxy said, not trying to keep his voice down. "Ballora's a heavy sleeper. She won't wake up unless we physically force her to."
"Huh? Oh." Freddy said. "Well, okay then. That does relieve the pressure I was feeling to be quiet." He began to walk around normally too.
It took the two animatronics all of three seconds to see that Puppet wasn't anywhere in the room.
"I don't see Puppet anywhere..." Freddy mumbled. "Do you think he could be in the backstage?"
"I really don't think he'd have any reason to go back there, but let me check real quick." Foxy said. He opened the door and went in, skirting around the skeletons cluttering the floor and inspecting the room. Puppet wasn't there. He went over to the nearby vent and shouted into it, but got no response. Satisfied, he exited the backstage and went back to Freddy. "Nope, he wasn't back there. I even shouted into the vent, but nobody said anything back."
"Now this is just getting weird." Freddy said, shaking his head. "We've checked several spots already and he's nowhere to be found. Where could he be?"
"...the party rooms in the big hallway?"
Freddy slammed his fist into his open hand. "Genius! I didn't even think about those rooms. Let's go and see."
Foxy and Freddy worked together to check the party rooms. They entered inside and took a look, even checking underneath the tables, but Puppet wasn't inside any of them. They almost got sidetracked at around the same time, as a cake had been left sitting in one of the rooms, and Foxy had to stop Freddy from getting sidetracked and trying to eat it.
"Well, that's three more rooms crossed off the list." Foxy said as they went back into the big hallway. "Maybe...this secret room over here?" Foxy went and pointed at the boarded-up metal doors just across from the intersection between the two hallways.
Freddy gasped in momentary excitement, but straightened up after a moment. "Uh, I don't think so, actually. The doors are all boarded up, so how would he have gotten in there?"
Foxy paused. "Good point." Inside, he gave himself a small mental slap for suggesting a location that Puppet obviously wasn't in. If it was so obvious that even Freddy was absolutely sure he wouldn't be there, then Foxy knew he was acting pretty dumb for even bringing it up in the first place. "Alright, then let's move on. Auditorium next?"
"Yeah."
They went down the hall to the auditorium, stopping only to check the boys' bathroom and yell into the girls' bathroom to see if he was in there. When they found no sign of him, they moved into the auditorium and began to look around there instead. Foxy leaned into his water ride's doorway real quick, but one call for Puppet confirmed that the marionette wasn't in there.
"...how about Baby's room?" Foxy suggested as he looked over at the nearby grate, which he knew was looking right into the vents where Baby was. He stopped for a moment, then held up his hand before Freddy could even respond. "Wait, don't answer that. He's probably not in there. Baby tends to get crabby if you try to come in and talk to her while she's engrossed in her video games. I tried to talk to her just yesterday to see if she was up to hang out, but I might've accidentally distracted her long enough to where and she got sniped in that shooter game she was playing...yeah. Next thing I knew, she was throwing stuff at me just to get me to leave...man, what a mistake."
Freddy took one look at the grate, where the sounds of Baby rapidly pressing the buttons on her controller were still audible, and nodded quickly. "Yeah, okay, fair enough." He turned away from the grate and seemingly decided not to speak another word about Baby. He gave a wide shrug. "Well, that's everywhere in this place. I'm at a loss. At this point, I just can't figure out where he might b- wait!" Freddy yelled. "...did we check the kitchen?"
"...yes?" Foxy replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh. Right, right, we did...well, okay, I really am stumped here. What do we do?"
Foxy racked his brains for a moment. There was a feeling inside him that they hadn't checked everywhere, and he was trying to remember where else. Surely Puppet was still somewhere they could get to, right? He looked around the room, and suddenly it clicked.
"Freddy?" Foxy spoke up.
"Yeah, what's up?" Freddy asked.
"Question. Did you check Puppet's box at all?"
"His box? Uh, no."
Foxy let out the largest groan of the entire night. "I should've known. Freddy, don't you know that Puppet loves to be in his box for most of the day? If there's anywhere he'd be, it's there!"
"Really?" Freddy said. He paused. "Wait...that's right! Puppet's inside his box super often! Why didn't I think of that before?"
"Gee, I wonder why." Foxy commented, rolling his eyes. Classic Freddy, forgetting a crucial detail again. Foxy knew Freddy wasn't stupid, as a lot of night guards tended to assume- Freddy had a decent amount of intelligence in his head. The problem was that his memory banks were prone to malfunctioning, causing details and other things he knew to slip his mind.
Foxy had known this for a while. He, Puppet, and Bon-Bon had already had to brief Ballora and Baby on Freddy's unfortunate habit of forgetting stuff, and no matter what kind of solutions they thought of or researched, nothing seemed to work. Eventually, the group was forced to conclude that the damage would be permanent, and instead decided to accept Freddy's forgetfulness as a fact of life and just roll with it.
Despite their acceptance, there were still times when Foxy forgot that Freddy tended to need information to be repeated to him multiple times before he finally got it on his own. Today was once of those times.
"Well, let's get going! If he's down in his box, then we need to make sure!" Freddy exclaimed. He went over to the box, climbed onto it, and started down the ladder. Foxy went behind him.
It took them only a little bit of time to get all the way down. They quickly crossed the TV room and went into the central room. After that, only a few seconds passed before Foxy realized where Puppet was.
He could hear the sounds of water in Puppet's bathroom nearby. That only meant one thing.
Oh, boy. Foxy thought. So Puppet's doing this again. Hmm...I'd better lethim know we're here before Freddy does something dumb.
"Puppet!" Foxy called. "Hello?"
A loud yelp came from inside the bathroom. Freddy froze and looked in the direction of the bathroom doorway, looking curious. Foxy just waited.
The water in the bathroom promptly shut off, and Puppet came out of the bathroom, sopping wet, a towel in hand as he tried to hurriedly dry himself off.
"Foxy! Freddy! What are you guys doing in my box again?!" Puppet yelled. "I was trying to take a shower! Couldn't you have come in some other time?"
"Well, we could've, but Freddy wanted to know where you were." Foxy replied. "He was giving me this spiel about how you were missing, so I had to spend the last ten minutes looking for you."
Puppet brightened up. "Wait, really? Huh. I've got to admit, I'm kind of glad he cares that much...but Freddy, did it never occur to you to check my box first?"
Freddy didn't reply. He had gotten distracted and was scrounging around Puppet's kitchen. In particular, he was eyeing the gum ball machine with interest. "Oh, gum balls...I could use a gum ball right now."
"Hey! Freddy, back off the machine. Those gum balls are mine."
Freddy turned and gave Puppet a look. "But I want one!"
"I bought that machine with my money, and I own it. As such, I reserve the right to not allow anyone else to mess with it. That includes you. Now back away from it."
"Puppet, it's just some gum balls." Foxy said. "It's not a big deal. You can spare one or two, can't you?"
"Same answer."
"That's your response, huh? Well, fine. But I wish you'd be more open to sharing."
"Look, I...well...listen, that's not the point here! Didn't I tell you guys not to come down here without getting invited first? Go on out, please."
"This is what I get for worrying about you and trying to search for you, huh?" Freddy replied crossly. "Nice to know you appreciate me. Hmph."
Puppet hesitated. "...that's not true. I do appreciate that you went out of your way to look for me, even if you were a little misguided, but...come on, isn't it just courteous not to barge in? I barely got to dry off when you entered the room."
"I mean, that's more of your problem than our problem, but I understand. Just the timing was wonky, is all." Foxy said. "By the by, since we're here, I kind of want to check up on you. Are you feeling alright?"
"Fit as a fiddle. Foxy, I'm pretty sure we're already past the virus business."
"But can we be sure? I could always get Mr. Wigglesworth and run some more tests."
"NOPE!" Puppet sprinted off to the nearby TV room before Foxy could react and started to climb the ladder. "If that bear is giving you ideas, then I don't want a part in it! Goodbye!"
"Hey, wait! I was joking! Come back!"
"Yeah! There's better remedies. I could always use this pipe wrench instead." Freddy pulled out said pipe wrench from his chest cavity and waved it.
Foxy stopped short. "Where did you get a pipe wrench?"
Freddy shrugged. "Found it lying around in the bathroom."
"So you just...took it?"
"Yeah."
"Okay then. Uh, we should probably go find Puppet."
"Yeah."
"You're coming, right?"
"Yeah."
Foxy nodded, ignoring the constant repeat of 'yeah' he was hearing from Freddy, and started up the ladder. Freddy followed behind him as they went up and got back to the auditorium. Puppet was already long gone, but Foxy knew he wouldn't be able to run far. He had probably went to the main room, come to think of it.
As he and Freddy proceeded down the halls in that direction, they kept talking.
"I hope Puppet isn't too freaked out. I was joking when I said I was going to do more tests."
"I kind of wanted to do more."
"We really shouldn't, though."
"Why not? I thought they worked."
"...I thought so, too. But I was kind of being an airhead there."
When they got to the main room, they heard sounds nearby. Foxy looked off to the right and saw Puppet jumping around in the bounce house.
Good choice on his part. Foxy thought. He knew that since Puppet was moving so much in there, Freddy wouldn't try to risk going in and using the pipe wrench.
Foxy went over and spoke to Puppet from the other side. "Hey, Puppet! I was kidding, okay? I'm not going to do more of those 'tests'."
"For real?" Puppet replied. "Hmm. So you're finally starting to ignore the stuffed bear tells you- or at least, what you say he tells you."
Foxy winced a little. Right, right, he'd need a good explanation for this. His special bear friend was going to give him an earful for not listening to the words he put inside Foxy's head. "Uh...for the time being, yes."
"You're not planning to start listening to him again, are you?"
"What? No! Of course not!" Foxy hoped he wouldn't, at least. He'd have to resist the impulse.
"Good. I don't know if that bear is a real thing that talks to you, some imaginary friend, or whatever else, but he's trouble if he's convincing you to do weird things. Ignore him, I say. Shut him out."
"I could." Foxy replies, lying again. He knew that attempting to do so would only make it worse. Mr. Wigglesworth only got louder whenever Foxy tried to act like he wasn't there.
"Oh, and have your pipe wrench back, Puppet." Freddy said, tossing it lazily into the bounce house. "I was gonna use it, but then I realized that I have nothing to do with it. Better if you have it, I guess."
"So, Freddy." Foxy cut in, facing the bear. "Could you tell me again why you ever thought Puppet might be missing? I mean, this place is only so big, and there's no exit. He couldn't go anywhere that we don't already know about, right?"
"Ah, funny story." Freddy replied, looking slightly dreamy. "Every day at this time, I stop by the kitchen for some chicken soup. When I went there, I realized I hadn't talked to Puppet in a while. He went missing ever since."
"Ohhh, I see now." Foxy muttered. In Freddy's narrow point of view, it seemed that 'not seeing someone for a while' was the same thing as 'gone missing'. Must be another one of his quirks. Foxy thought. Typical Freddy. He's my friend, and I've known him for so long, but somehow...somehow he never fails to surprise me, even to this day.
"Well, I'm not missing, so there's that." Puppet said. "You two can put your bear paws down and quit chasing me now."
"Not a bear, Puppet."
"Could've fooled me."
Foxy facepalmed. "Can we please agree that this joke has run its course? I'm getting sick of being mislabeled in terms of what animal I am."
"Oh, I don't know about that. I, for one, find it quite amusing."
"Don't play along. You know what I am."
"Indeed. Yes, you are a fox, and I'm...well, I am myself. But it's too funny to watch you be annoyed by your friends in such away."
"Riiigghhttt." Foxy said, rolling his eyes. He quickly used his mind to push the voice away, before turning back to his friends. "Sorry about that."
"Um...I'm hearing strange voices again." Freddy mumbled. He opened his chest cavity and reached inside. "Don't make me have to fight, Foxy!" He pulled out a wrench."
"Another wrench?"
"Yeah. Picked this up from Puppet's room, too."
"Oh, how wonderfully convenient. Freddy, if it's not too much to ask, could you please deactivate Foxy and loosen the covers on the back of his body?"
Freddy seemed to stand still for a moment. His eyes stared glassily ahead. "Friend..." He whispered. Then he blinked. "Huh? What? Sorry, I wasn't listening."
"Yeah, don't worry, nothing important was said." Foxy assured him.
"Oh, okay. I was just wondering, is all."
"Ah, if only what he had was stronger. If it was, that might've even worked..."
"No." Foxy said simply, and he pushed the voice back with renewed vigor. This time, he was sure he had gotten it to the corner of his mind, where it couldn't interfere for a while. Then he focused back on his friends.
The whole time, Puppet was looking between Foxy and Freddy with an odd expression on his face. He almost seemed...worried. Then the flash of concern disappeared and was replaced with calmness.
"So, then." He said. "Freddy, since you were...er, looking for me this whole time...was there any reason you did so?"
"Oh, of course." Freddy responded. "Hi, Puppet!"
"Hello to you, Freddy."
"There, that's all I wanted to say."
"Wait, really? You were so excited and so frantic over finding Puppet because you wanted to say hello to him?" Foxy asked.
"Yes. I like checking in and greeting my friends. Like you, Foxy! And Ballora, and Bon-Bon, and, Baby, too. I just want to let you guys know I care, alright? I'm here to be a great friend!"
Foxy sighed, but smiled and shrugged. "I guess if it's for a good cause, I can't be a mad. Saying hello to everyone is common courtesy. And you even say hello to Baby, too? Most of the time, when I do so, all she does is grunt at me."
"Does she? She never grunts at me. Or at Bon-Bon, apparently." Freddy noted. "When she doesn't have those headphones on, she usually always says 'hello' right back."
"Oh." Foxy stuttered. Why won't she greet me with a friendly hello, too? He wondered. Was she mad at him for some reason? Then he remembered. Oh, wait. Oh. OH. I remember now. She's probably still steamed atme for what happened the last time I saw her...well, hopefully she's going to calm down and forgive me soon enough. I'm surprised she's mad at me, though. It's been a while since then, hasn't it? I really thought she would've let it go by now.
"Well, give it time. Shecan't stay mad at you forever. Or can she? Actually, I probably don't know enough about her to say for sure. Still, though, give it time."
"Fine, fine. So, uh...what now?"
"I'm going back to my room for the night. I need to get back to what I was planning to do before you guys interrupted me." Puppet turned and headed down the small hallway. "See you guys later."
"Night, Puppet." Freddy replied.
"Good night!" Foxy called. Puppet's departure left him and Freddy standing there together. Foxy looked at Freddy, then just shrugged again. "Well, I'm going back to my room, too. I'm a bit exhausted, truth be told."
"Okay." Freddy agreed.
Foxy nodded and turned to leave.
"WAIT!"
Foxy flinched, startled by the unexpected outburst. He turned back to Freddy. "Uh, yeah? What's up, Freddy?"
Freddy was looking at Foxy again, but...not in the same way as before. He seemed different.
He stood there for a brief moment. And then his jaw opened, and through the relative quietness of the room, Foxy heard the whisper from Freddy's mouth:
"Be safe, dear friend."
Then Freddy walked away, went into his closet, and shut the door behind him, all without speaking another word.
Foxy sat there, momentarily transfixed. His mind lingered for a moment before he finally sighed, shook his head, and just went back to his cove without thinking about Freddy's parting words.
He didn't think about it anymore. No more. He just needed rest.
Yeah. Rest. Rest was important. Rest was good. He'd do with rest.
He entered his room and was in his cove, and then he closed his curtains and deactivated. He just needed time to himself now. No more disturbances.
All was fine...
"Friends are really the greatest, aren't they, Foxy?"
Chapter 75: The Second Hand-Puppet
Summary:
A strange and unexpected guest appears in the pizzeria.
Chapter Text
"Dum de dum de dum..." Puppet hummed as he walked into his tv room. He was planning on catching up with his re-runs of his favorite shows today, so there he was.
As he sat down on the couch and reached for the remote, he noticed the piece of paper lying next to it.
Huh. It's been a while since I checked on...him. Puppet thought. Maybe I should do so, just in case.
Without further ado, Puppet took the piece of paper off. Then, he gave off a horrified look as he saw what was there.
...there was nothing underneath it. It was gone. The microchip was gone.
Oh, no...where'd it go? Who took it?! Puppet thought. Did someone come in here and steal it? This isn't good. I need to find it, before-
His thoughts were interrupted by a loud clang from somewhere nearby. Puppet, startled at the sudden sound, looked around. It seemed like it had come from the bathroom.
He sighed and got up. His favorite shows and the microchip would have to wait. He needed to see what this was.
What do you think we could do next, huh? I say we tear his head off and see how long he can last without it. Or maybe we could take off his mask and whack him with it. Or we could try dumping rotten chicken on him. Or we could-
"Mr. Wigglesworth, I know you're all eager to do more of that stuff on Puppet, but...don't you think it's unnecessary?"
Foxy said that to the stuffed bear as he sat alone in his cove. He was trying to get Mr. Wigglesworth to stop, but it was hard to get him to stop once he started.
Unnecessary how? I don't see what the problem is here. I'm conducting my tests, just like I wanted.
"Well...isn't Puppet cured already?" Foxy replied. "We started doing this back when he was still infected with that virus. But he's fine now, so...don't you think it's time to stop with the tests?"
Stop? Hah! Like I would do that. Just because he's not sick anymore doesn't mean that I'm finished.
"But you really should be! Besides, your methods tend to be pretty...dangerous. Puppet doesn't need our help anymore, and he doesn't want it, either. He's fine, and that's it. There's no need to continue doing tests."
No need? NO NEED?! That's stupid! Whether you like it or not, or whether he likes it or not, I'm going to continue! Don't argue with me, or I'll stuff your face into a food processor!"
Foxy winced. "Uh, I really don't think that's..."
Did you just make a face at me? Hmph! And here I thought you were my friend!
"No, no, I'm still your friend. I'm sorry, okay? I just don't like the way you're being."
So you want to visit the electric chair, then?!
"Calm down! And all this just because you want to keep doing those tests on Puppet...come on, there's no need. We're Puppet's friends. We need to help him, not hurt him."
Friend? No, I don't think so. As far as I'm concerned, that Puppet is cattle waiting to be slaughtered! Same goes for that hand-puppet, too.
"Don't even start with that, Mr. Wigglesworth! Bon-Bon doesn't want to be tested on either."
But why not? We're almost the same size! He could do with a bit of my testing...
"That doesn't mean anything."
YES IT DOES. DON'T TALK BACK TO ME.
Foxy winced again. "Yeesh. I think that's enough, Mr. Wigglesworth. We're not going to get anywhere if you keep talking to me like this."
Mr. Wigglesworth didn't respond. Through the unmoving face of the stuffed bear, Foxy could see Mr. Wigglesworth glaring at him.
"Oh, come on. Now you're just going to look at me like that? We're friends, aren't we? We shouldn't be fighting like this. We should be able to come to an agreement without getting mad."
Hmph. Maybe we could, but not anymore. Ever since I've become a stuffed bear in this new location, you've been less and less trusting of me. And I already didn't like it here. For starters, whoever designed your Funtime model is an idiot. You look terrible.
"Hey! I..." Foxy yelled, but then he paused. He wasn't sure whether to take the stuffed bear's words as an insult or a compliment. After all, while Foxy didn't always like it when Mr. Wigglesworth told him that his new suit wasn't good, he also kind of agreed. Foxy had always preferred his old suit at the previous location, the one where he had a hook and eyepatch. Still, he had been getting used to his new model, and now he was starting to be less annoyed by it. "...look, I kind of agree with you, and I do think the old suit was better, but there's nothing I can do, okay? This is my suit now. Besides...I don't mind it as much anymore. This suit works just as well." Foxy glanced down at his hands. "I mean, I have these pretty good claws, and my suit's shiny and clean instead of being dirty and matted for once. That's an improvement from before."
Sigh...sure, perhaps you're right. But I'm still mad at you for trying to oppose my tests! I'm not in the mood to talk anymore. Come back when you're ready to apologize.
Foxy, knowing he wouldn't hear the stuffed bear's voice anymore, just decided to accept it. He and Mr. Wigglesworth would be back on good terms eventually. Eventually. He couldn't not do so, or else something terrible could happen...
But as he tucked the stuffed bear into his chest cavity storage tank, he distinctly heard loud footsteps coming closer and closer. Curious, Foxy stepped out of his cove and left the room to find the source of the noise.
When he got to the big hallway, he saw Puppet running towards him, looking panicked about something as he kept glancing behind him.
"Oh, hey, Puppet." Foxy greeted.
"Yikes!" Puppet yelped, but when he looked back in front of himself and realized that it was just Foxy, he relaxed a little. "Oh, it's you, Foxy! Perfect timing! I need your help."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "With what?"
"With something that happened to me! Something awful just went down a minute again, and I was trying to run and find someone who could help!"
"What awful thing happened? Did Bon-Bon unplug your refrigerator and make all your food spoil again?"
"No, but this is even worse than that! There's this horrible creature in my room! A pest!"
"Huh? What kind of pest?"
"Well, a bad one! See, I was going into my bathroom because I heard some strange noise coming from it, and then I saw this terrible pink rat crawl out from a nearby vent!"
"Pink rat? Wait, you don't mean Bon-Bon, do you? Bon-Bon isn't pink, Puppet, he's purple."
"No, it wasn't Bon-Bon!" Puppet hesitated. "Or...was it? I couldn't tell if it was or not. It looked kind of like something Bon-Bon would be, but it was different."
"Different?"
"Yeah, because of the color. Anyways, that's not the point! The point is, I need your help if I'm going to deal with! Come on, follow me!"
Puppet rushed off in the direction of the auditorium without speaking another word. Foxy sighed, but followed. If something really was wrong, then he might as well deal with it...
When Foxy got down the ladder and into Puppet's room, he found Puppet hiding in his computer room. Puppet was looking wary and constantly glancing back in the direction of his bathroom, as if expecting whatever thing was in there to suddenly charge out and attack.
"There you are, Foxy." Puppet said. "It's in the bathroom. I'm a bit nervous to go in there; I don't know what that thing is going to do."
"What is this 'thing' though?" Foxy asked. "Is it really Bon-Bon?"
"Uh...maybe? Possibly? I told you, that thing kinda resembles him, but it also looks different...if that's Bon-Bon, then I don't know why he's pink. Maybe he dipped himself into a vat of strawberry ice cream or something."
"Strawberry ice cream? Don't tell me you were the one who dipped him in into ice cream, if that really did happen to him."
"It wasn't me, okay?! I didn't do anything to him this time. Besides, I like chocolate ice cream, not strawberry. Maybe it was Freddy."
"I guess that would make sense. Freddy does have a way with food."
"Wait...but if it was Freddy, why would even be down here? I told him that he's not supposed to come down here unless I invite him."
"I dunno why he'd be down here. To be honest, I don't really care, either. Maybe Freddy dipped Bon-Bon into strawberry ice cream, and Bon-Bon's just here to wash himself off."
"In my bathroom?"
"Yeah, of course. He likes washing his hands in your bathroom."
"What?! You never told me this!" Puppet frowned and looked at the floor. "So that pest is even sneaking into my personal bathroom. But why? He has the bathroom upstairs. Why doesn't he use that?"
"He told me that he doesn't like those bathrooms." Foxy answered. "Makes sense, considering he got stuck in the toilet one time he was there."
"...of course...well, we're still not even sure if it is Bon-Bon! Come on, go check it out. Tell me what's in there."
Foxy shrugged. "Alright, I'll go first, then. Are you coming with?"
"I'll be right behind you. I prefer if you go first, though."
"Okay, then I will. Let's just go and see what the deal is with this thing in your bathroom."
Foxy walked out of the computer room, with Puppet following at a safe distance, and went over to the bathroom doorway. Since he wanted to be cautious about this, Foxy simply stuck his head out in the doorway and peered inside.
At first, he didn't see anything. The bathroom looked empty. But when he opened his mouth to mention this, he saw something. Something small and pink appeared from somewhere in the bathroom and darted across the floor, going out of sight again. Alarmed, Foxy jumped back from the doorway.
"What the heck?!" Foxy exclaimed. "There really is something in there!"
"I told you so, didn't I?" Puppet said, narrowing his eyes. "Now, is it Bon-Bon or not?"
Foxy thought about that figure for a moment. It was definitely small, like Bon-Bon was, but it was also pink. "That's not Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon is more of a purple color, not that shade of pink." He concluded. "It has to be something else."
"But what?"
"We aren't going to find out by sitting here, are we? Hold on, I'll go in there and see if I can talk to it."
Foxy slowly leaned around the doorframe again. He didn't see the pink thing from where he was standing, so he knew it must be elsewhere. Then he crept into the bathroom and looked around, trying to spot it.
After a second, he saw it. Something small and pink was crouching over in the corner of the room and staring into a small vent, the cover of which had been torn off and was laying on the floor.
There it is. Foxy thought. He slowly approached it, and tentatively asked: "Hello? Who are you?"
"...whew, finally out of there. After so long, I'm here at the surface..." He heard a small voice from the thing looking into the vent.
"Hello? Hello? Hey!" Foxy continued, trying to get its attention.
"Huh?" The thing turned around and looked at Foxy. "Oh! Hello there!"
With the thing now facing him, Foxy could see it in its entirety. It was a hand-puppet animatronic, just like Bon-Bon, but as Puppet said, it looked different. Its body was bright pink, with its muzzle, inner ears, and paws shaded in a much lighter color of pink. It had bright green eyes, red cheeks, a red bow tie, and a black button on its chest.
"Well, hi!" The thing said. Its voice was high-pitched and girly, so Foxy guessed that this animatronic had to be female. "I haven't seen other animatronics in so long! Nice to meet you! My name is-"
"Oh god, oh god!" Puppet exclaimed, interrupting the hand-puppet. "It talks!"
"HEY!" The hand-puppet shrieked, and suddenly it sounded much less nice. "Don't interrupt me when I'm trying to TALK!"
"Hey, hey, there's no need to shout. Puppet is just a little freaked out, is all." Foxy apologized. "He doesn't mean any harm. I'll go talk to him real quick." Foxy went over to Puppet and patted him on the shoulder, but also leaned over and said, in a lowered voice: "That hand-puppet's voice...doesn't it sound like what Bon-Bon used to sound like before we changed his voice?"
Puppet froze. Foxy couldn't tell what Puppet was thinking, but something seemed to flash through the marionette's empty black eyes...then Puppet straightened up. "It does, yeah."
"Hey, wait! Did you say Bon-Bon?" The pink hand-puppet spoke up. "Is Bon-Bon really here?!"
"You know Bon-Bon?" Foxy stuttered.
"Of course I do! I met him not too long ago, and we were best friends! Ever since he disappeared, I've been looking all over for him!"
"Really? How'd you meet him?"
"It was down in this place below this pizzeria! I was going through the underground vent system, and then we ran into each other! He and I were so close down there, it's like we were better friends than anyone! But one day, I powered on, and he was gone!"
Puppet just stood there, shaking his head. "That thing's voice is already getting in my nerves..."
"So you've met Bon-Bon before. Hmm." Foxy said. "I'm Foxy, and I'm one of Bon-Bon's friends. I don't remember him mentioning you, uh...what's your name?"
"Bonnet!"
"Huh, really? That's not too far off from Bon-Bon's name. You're a hand-puppet, just like him. What's the deal with that?"
"Well, we're both special in that we're bunny hand-puppets!" Bonnet replied. "We didn't use to be similar, though. Bon-Bon told me how he used to be the same size as his friends, and then he was turned into a hand-puppet!" She snickered. "Weird! I can't imagine that. I've been a hand-puppet ever since the day I was created."
"Interesting. Which animatronic were you meant to be a hand-puppet for?"
"I don't know!" Bonnet responded, shaking her head. "Bon-Bon said he was made to be a hand-puppet for an animatronic named 'Freddy', but I've never known who I was supposed to be a hand-puppet for."
"I still can't get over the fact that there's two of these hand-puppets now...one was bad enough." Puppet sighed.
Foxy patted him on the shoulder. "Hey, give Bonnet a chance. Maybe she's different from Bon-Bon."
"She?"
"Yeah, I think Bonnet's a girl. Is that correct, Bonnet?"
"Yes, of course I'm a girl! Why do you ask? Is that mask guy unable to tell the difference between a girl and a boy?"
"I mean, I understand the confusion. I'm a boy, even though my suit has pink as part of it. Colors can be deceiving."
"Huh? But that doesn't make sense! I heard someone talking about somebody taking about a Foxy before, and they said you were a girl!"
"What?! But I'm not a girl!"
"Not according to the person I heard talking about you."
"But they could've been wrong, couldn't they?"
"How can they be? Stop arguing, Foxy. I know you have to be a girl!"
"But how are you so sure? I mean, how long ago have you been sure that I was a girl?"
"I heard that mystery person say you were a girl YEARS ago!" Bonnet paused. "At least, I think it was years ago? My memory is so foggy. I don't remember."
"Okay, but do you know who said that?"
"Nope! I was pretending to be deactivated while they were talking, and the room was dark, so I couldn't see their face."
"What room?"
"The (REDACTED) room in the (REDACTED)! Wait, what?!" Bonnet looked befuddled. "Why can't I say (REDACTED)? Oh, no. The weird people in that room must've blacklisted it from my databanks!"
"It's been blacklisted? But why? What where those, uh...'weird people' trying to conceal?"
"I can't say, apparently. And I can't really remember most of it, either..." Bonnet put a hand to her head. "My memories of the early days that came after I was created are really foggy. All I can remember is being somewhere in the (REDACTED) and hearing people talk, and then I saw this open vent and escaped through it! Then I was lost in the vents and sewers for a while, but after a bit, I met Bon-Bon!"
"Oh, I can't even pay attention anymore." Puppet sighed, putting his hands to the sides of his head even though he didn't have ears. "My internal processor in my endoskeleton head is getting sick and tired."
"Of what?" Foxy asked.
"That thing's voice!" Puppet exclaimed, pointing at Bonnet. "It's annoying and obnoxious!"
"Hey! What did you say?!" Bonnet yelled furiously. "How dare you call me obnoxious! I'm adorable! Not to mention cute, cuddly, and great with kids."
"Quit yelling! It feels like I have an itch in my processor." Puppet complained.
Foxy sighed. "Puppet, please calm down and try to treat her kindly. If she's come up here and she's here to stay, then we have to treat her like we treat everyone else. Why not say hello to her and make a good impression?"
"No! I'll say hello to that thing only if it stops talking forever."
"Puppet, please." Foxy shushed him, then turned to Bonnet. "So, how'd you get here? The vents?"
"Yeah, the vents! I found a ventilation system when I escaped that weird room, and then I found this sewer system!" She explained. "I've been wandering in the vents and sewers for a while. I only just managed to find this opening over in this room!" She pointed at the open vent on the nearby wall.
Foxy sniffed the air, then cringed a little. "Were the vents and sewers dusty or dirty? You don't smell very good."
"Hey! Excuse you, I smell fantastic!" Bonnet sniffed herself to make sure. For a moment, she made a face of disgust, but quickly wiped it off and just scowled as she stubbornly added: "I-I just need a good cleaning to make extra sure that I smell more fantastic than I already smell! Yeah, that's it."
"...right."
"Anyways, I've been looking for Bon-Bon! Ever since he disappeared that one night when I woke up, I've been scouring the vents trying to find him. I must have taken the wrong path, though, because I wasn't able to find out where he went. In fact, I was lost in there for a while! I only just managed to find a way out."
"And that way out was...the vent cover in Puppet's bathroom?"
"Hey, don't judge me on where I ended up! That vent system was like a maze!" Bonnet protested. "I was lucky to find an exit to begin with!"
"You hear this, Puppet?" Foxy said. "She didn't intentionally come in here. She came into your bathroom by complete coincidence."
"Listen. I don't care how h- she. How she got here." Puppet corrected himself. "I just want her out."
"Puppet, don't be rude. At least say hello to Bonnet."
"But why?"
"Because it's polite to greet new people. Come on, just do it."
Puppet groaned. "If you say so." He looked at Bonnet. "Hello...Bonnet."
"Hiya!" Bonnet greeted, waving and smiling. "Your name's Puppet, right? That's what I heard Foxy calling you."
"...yes." Puppet muttered hesitantly. He started to back up. "...talking to you was a mistake. Mission abort." He turned and speed walked out of the room.
"Hey, wait! Come back!" Bonnet exclaimed, crawling after Puppet. "I only just got to say hello to you! Don't run off yet!"
Foxy followed behind Bonnet, watching as she pursued Puppet over to the center room, where Puppet continued to back away and stare at her with discomfort.
"Stop! I don't want to talk to you anymore!" Puppet protested.
"But I still need to ask you stuff!" Bonnet responded. "Do you know where Bon-Bon is?”
"No, I don't, and I would rather not know!"
"But you know him at all, right? Has he been here?"
"Yes, yes, yes, he's been around here, but he's not here right now, alright? Now back off!"
"Then where is he? I have to find him and tell him I missed him!"
"I don't know, okay?! Foxy, do you know where that hand-puppet went off to?"
"Nope. Haven't seen him for a few days, not since the Christmas party." Foxy answered, shaking his head. "I thought someone else would know where he is, like you. He is around you a lot."
"That's just because he likes to bother me! I don't know where he goes off to when he isn't here, but that's none of my concern. Honestly, I find it better without him."
"Are you sure? Puppet, I know how you do this. Sometimes, you swear you don't know where Bon-Bon is, and then I find him shut inside a taped cardboard box stuffed under the table in one of the party rooms. You could be lying."
"What?! Stuffed inside a cardboard box?!" Bonnet screamed. She rounded on Puppet furiously. "How could you do that to him?! He's my bestest friend! He doesn't deserve that!"
"Listen, he never leaves me alone! I reserve the right to get him out of my room in the most efficient way possible!" Puppet claimed. "But I didn't do anything like that this time. I'm not kidding when I say that I really don't know where he is. If I did, don't you think I would've fessed up by now?"
"I still want to see him, and nothing will stop me." Bonnet said firmly. "You both have to the count of ten to tell me where he is, before I get violent. One...two..."
"Puppet, this isn't good. You're going to have to tell her something she wants to hear before she tears your room apart." Foxy said.
"Uh...wait, wait, stop counting! I'll help you find him!" Puppet exclaimed, and Bonnet stopped counting and stared at him expectingly. "Look, I don't know where he is, but...I have an idea of where he might be. Follow me."
"I like the sound of this! Let's go!" Bonnet cheered, and she scurried after Puppet as they headed to the tv room to go up the ladder. Foxy followed.
Next thing he knew, he was climbing up the ladder and was taken aback to see Bonnet darting up it surprisingly fast. Despite the fact that she had no legs, she was going much faster up the tunnel than he was.
When he reached the top, climbed out of Puppet's box, and went over to Puppet and Bon-Bon, he made his amazement known. "How did you climb up that ladder so fast?" He asked. "You don't have any legs."
Bonnet shrugged, but also smirked. "Oh, there's nothing to it, really. I just move my arms like mad. No strategy to it, but I do have lots of skill!"
"Right..." Foxy muttered. Hearing Bonnet say such things, he was already reminded of Bon-Bon, mostly the Bon-Bon that he had known before his voice box was changed. She seemed brash, stubborn, and self-centered, but also snappy and alarmingly temperamental. He'd need to watch himself around her, as well as make sure none of the others set her off, whether by accident or on purpose. He had learned from dealing with Ballora that animatronics with high tempers were to be treated with utmost caution.
He voiced a few of his concerns about her to Puppet as they passed through the big hallway, with Bonnet prancing around all over the place. Puppet nodded in agreement. "Yeah, she's too much." He said. "And what's worse, she's a girl this time. I'm just hoping she doesn't get along with Ballora and Baby. We don't need a third girl trying to get up in our business."
"What was that you guys said?" Bonnet asked, turning around.
"Oh, we were just...uh, talking about how we're going to introduce you to our other friends sometime. Their names are Ballora and Baby."
"Ballora? Baby?" Bonnet considered. She brightened up. "Oh, wait! I know those two!"
"You...do?"
"Yeah! Circus Baby's the mascot of this whole place, and Ballora's that ballerina, right? Wow, can't wait to meet other girls in person! It'll be great!"
"I'm uncomfortable. Conversation double abort!" Puppet ran off.
"Hey! You still haven't shown me where you think Bon-Bon is! Get back here!" She scurried after him. Foxy casually strolled in the direction they had went and found himself in the main room. Puppet was running around, trying to put distance in between him and Bonnet, but the pink bunny hand-puppet was fast. After a few seconds, she managed to get ahold of one of his legs and keep him there. He struggled and protested until Foxy managed to tear Bonnet off of him.
"Ugh, I don't get it! How's she so fast?" Puppet sighed.
"Well, Bon-Bon was pretty fast, too." Foxy recalled, remembering the ways he had seen Bon-Bon dart across the floor. "So it does make sense."
"Yep! We bunny hand-puppets are faster than we look!" Bonnet boasted. "Bon-Bon and I used to have races through the vents, actually! I always won, hee hee."
Foxy raised an eyebrow at this. "Wait...races? Why did you race?"
"Oh, I'm not sure. A couple days before he disappeared, he tried a few times to crawl off down the vents and leave me behind, but I always caught him! He may always start the races and give himself a head start, but I catch him every time. Can't beat my speed!" She giggled.
Foxy processed this in his mind for a moment. To him, this didn't sound like racing; it sounded like Bon-Bon had been trying to run away from Bonnet. Unfortunately, due to Bonnet being faster, he had been caught every time he tried to escape. Foxy was sure that had to be the case.
If he had been trying to run away, that had to be a sign that he didn't want to be around Bonnet anymore. Had that been why he had suddenly disappeared from Bonnet's sight one day? Had he crept away while she was deactivated in order to escape her for good? If so, he wasn't going to be happy that she was up here at the pizzeria now. Something bad could happen if the two of them crossed paths again, and as far as Foxy felt, it wouldn't be too much longer until that time. Bon-Bon may have hidden away, but it was only a matter of time until he came back out into the open. And when he does, there would be no doubt that he would eventually run into Bonnet.
Knowing this, Foxy decided that when this time did come around, he would have to be the mediator. If he was going to have these two hand-puppets live under the same roof without problems, he would need to find a good arrangement for them. He wasn't sure what would make them both happy, but he decided that he'd cross that bridge when he came to it.
He turned his attention back to the current situation and said: "Um, hold on, Bonnet." He leaned over to Puppet and lowered his voice. "It doesn't see like Bon-Bon likes her, or else he wouldn't have tried to get away from her. Guess that's something the two of you have in common, huh, Puppet?"
"I suppose so." Puppet muttered.
"Yeah, and I don't think this is too good of a sign. If even Bon-Bon can't tolerate her, then she's probably a tough one to handle."
"Perhaps so. Hmm. That gives me an idea. If we keep Bon-Bon hidden from her and offer him protection against her, he'll be in our debts. He'll have to do a favor for us."
"Maybe. We can see how he feels when we find him again, but until then, we need to focus on Bonnet." Foxy looked back at Bonnet, who was gazing at them curiously. "Hey, Bonnet. By any chance, while you were in those vents and pipes, were you calling for Bon-Bon?"
"Constantly! I did it at least three times every single day!" Bonnet responded, nodding quickly. "I couldn't find him. I did find this other hand-puppet, though. He was weird. Looked all lavender-colored and whatnot. Kind of reminded me of what Bon-Bon said he used to look like. I asked him if he knew where Bon-Bon was, and he said he didn't know, so I left him alone."
"Wait, what? But that's what Bon-Bon looks like now. He's also purple." Foxy explained.
"No, no, that's only how he used to look like. He looks different now."
Foxy looked confusedly at Puppet and then back at Bonnet. "Uh...you mean he's not purple anymore?"
"No, of course not! I thought you guys were his friends, why don't you know?" Bonnet answered. "He's blue now! And I must say, he looks quite handsome. Blue and pink go together so well, don't you think?"
"Bonnet, I think you're mistaken." Foxy assured her, still confused over her saying he was blue. "I saw Bon-Bon just a few days ago, when we had a Christmas party in here. He was purple."
"No, he's blue! You understand what I mean, right?"
"Well, yeah, but I'm pretty sure I understand what I mean, too."
"I have to go with Foxy on this one. I'm pretty sure Bon-Bon is purple, not blue." Puppet agreed. "Are you sure you didn't just look at him incorrectly?"
"Yes, I DID." Bonnet replied, frowning. "This isn't right at all. He's blue, I know he is, and yet you two are saying he isn't? Strange, I thought you would've known..."
Foxy and Puppet exchanged looks again. They were unsure what to respond with. Bonnet was over here saying he was blue, yet they were sure he was purple. What was with Bonnet? Why was she so insistent that he was a color that Foxy and Puppet knew he wasn't?
"This is confusing. Maybe there's two of Bon-Bon out there, and one is blue while the other is purple?" Puppet proposed.
"I'm pretty sure there's only one, but...oh, I just don't know." Bonnet said. "Maybe I'm missing something here."
"Oh, it's much less complicated than you think."
"Huh? Who said that?" Bonnet said, looking around.
"Oh great, that voice again." Puppet groaned. "Yet...it kind of reminds me of something..."
"Of what, pray tell?"
Puppet didn't answer. His expression was completely blank. "...nevermind. It's nothing."
"Who are you guys talking to?" Bonnet asked. "I don't see a third person with you."
"They're talking with me. Greetings. I am...well, I am another entity here. You may think of me as a 'voice'. I am here, inside Foxy's head. Pleasure to meet you."
"Oh! Pleasure to meet you as well."
"Hey! Stop, voice." Foxy ordered. "I didn't give you permission to talk to-"
"No, don't speak, Foxy. Can't you see I'm trying to speak with your lovely new friend here? Anyway, hello there, Bonnet. How is your day coming along?"
"Not too bad! Thanks for asking." Bonnet said, smiling. "How about you?"
"Oh, my day is...well, it is coming along, you could say. I suppose it is somewhat satisfactory...at least for now."
"Okay! Hmm, it's strange. Your voice sounds...kind of familiar."
"Huh? What do you mean by that?" Foxy demanded to know.
"Did I not tell you to shush, Foxy? Anyways, go on, Bonnet."
"No, no, you don't sound that similar to that older voice...and yet..."
"Explain! What do you mean by 'older voice'?" Puppet asked.
"Hmm? Oh, it's nothing important. Forget I said anything."
"I agree. What she said is of no importance. Why not focus on something else instead?"
"Okay, okay, enough talking, voice!" Foxy shouted, finally regaining control of his voice box. "Geez, it just wouldn't go away that time."
"Moving on." Puppet cut in. "Bonnet, where did you come from? Besides the vents, I mean."
"Ah, right, that! See, I came from this place I was in down somewhere and these weird people in shadow took me from [REDACTED] and moved me, and then I was stuck inside this room called the [REDACTED] and it's where [REDACTED]. I was in there for a while until I found that vent and escaped through it." Bonnet paused. "Darn, I forgot some of my memories have been blacklisted. I can't really tell you where I was, but it's somewhere, okay?"
"But wherever you were, I do want to know something. Were there other animatronics down there with you?" Foxy questioned.
"Duh! Of course there are! There was quite a few of them down there with me. There was this [REDACTED] and this weird [REDACTED] standing in the corner, and also a lot of these [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] around the place. Aww, I'm still blacklisted, I can't say what they are, but yeah, there were others down there, it wasn't just me."
"What? Really?" Foxy replied. "And...you're sure that you're not just talking about how this place used to look before me and the others moved here?"
"Nope! Although I do still remember that place. I heard that Baby, Ballora, Funtime Freddy, and you were down there too, but I never got to see any of you. There was also the [REDACTED] and the- whoops, I can't say. But there are definitely other animatronics, and they were down there where I was!"
"Okay, okay, but you're not being specific. Down where?" Foxy asked.
"Oh, that's easy! It's...it's..." Bonnet looked at the floor sadly. "I can't remember...bumping my head like that must've hurt."
"You bumped your head?"
"Yeah. When I went into the vent, the cover slammed shut on my head. It really hurt, and afterwards, when I tried to open it again, it was stuck! So then I had to go through the vents and try to find a way out. There was no turning back. Then I started to come out of the vent just today, and somebody slammed the vent cover shut on me! I had to push it open again to get through, but by the time I got inside, I didn't get to see who did it."
Foxy sighed and turned to his left. "Puppet, this has you written all over it."
Puppet shifted uncomfortably. "Um...okay, okay, I may have neglected to mention that I tried to force Bonnet back into the vent when I saw her, but that was just because I was in a bit of a frenzy and still thought she was some kind of deformed rat."
"Oh, so he- no, no, she did this." Bonnet said.
"She?"
"Yeah. You're a girl, right, Puppet?"
"No! I mean, maybe? I dunno...I'm pretty sure I'm a guy."
"Okay, okay, I don't care as much about your gender, I'm not even sure I know much about you to begin with. The real problem here is that YOU closed the vent cover on my head! Rude! I want you to apologize to me."
Puppet froze, contemplating what to say. He looked ready to flat out refuse, but Foxy gave him a commanding look, and Puppet relented. "I'm-sorry-for-closing-the-cover-on-your-head." Puppet said slowly, word-by-word. He was still reluctant when he said it, but he managed to get the sentence out.
"Great! I'm glad you can at least say sorry to me."
"So, Puppet. All this time, the 'pest' you mentioned was just Bonnet?" Foxy asked. "Just making sure."
"No, I was talking about a fly on the ceiling of my bathroom. YES, I meant Bonnet." Puppet said firmly. "As if I meant anything else besides her."
"'Pest'? Really? I'm no pest! How can you call me such a thing?" Bonnet whined indignantly.
"Well...if it makes you feel any better, I only thought you were a giant rat, nothing worse than that."
"...yeah, that doesn't make me feel better at all."
Puppet shrugged. "Yeah, yeah, I guess not. Again, sorry...I guess. Maybe."
"You'd better be sorry! And don't do it again, either."
"I'm more focused on the fact that I have to deal with three girls now. No offense to girls, but the two I have to deal with on a regular basis was already enough." Foxy sighed.
"You know I can hear what you're saying, right?" Bonnet blurted out, shaking her head.
"Hey, Foxy, don't you mean four? You're one as well."
"Puppet, I thought I told you not to bring this joke back from the dead."
But Puppet seemed deep in thought now. "Hmm. Four...that's one less than five. Five...five fingers. Five sides to a pentagram. Playstation Five...that has to mean there's one more girl we haven't found yet."
"Oh, I bet it's you." Foxy said, despite the fact that he knew this wasn't true. He didn't care, though; if Puppet was going to bother him, Foxy was going to bother Puppet right back.
"No. We've already confirmed that I am of the boy side of the gender spectrum. And also, I don't have a trace of pink on me."
"You do have those purple tear tracks on your mask, though. And red lipstick."
"...alright, the gender conversation has officially run its course. Time to move on from this."
"Finally, something I can agree with."
"Hello? Hello? Hey, excuse me!" Bonnet yelled, running in between Foxy and Puppet. "I don't appreciate being ignored! Yeah, your stupid gender debate is important or whatever. But that doesn't mean you have to ignore me."
"Sorry. Honestly, we kind of just got caught up." Foxy apologized. "We never meant to ignore you."
"Yeah, not on purpose, I suppose." Puppet added.
Bonnet groaned. "Fine, alright, I'm not mad at you for ignoring me anymore. Now I'm going to be mad because you STILL haven't shown me where Bon-Bon is! You said you knew where he might be, Puppet!"
"I didn't know for sure." Puppet replied. "I just had a hunch, and not all of my hunches are correct. To be completely truthful, I don't have the foggiest idea where he is."
"Yeah, we're sorry. We can't force Bon-Bon to come out if we don't know where he is." Foxy continued. "But don't worry, Bon-Bon will have to come back out into the open eventually. Until then, you can get settled in to the pizzeria." Foxy paused, then decided it was time to get back at Puppet for starting up the 'Foxy is a girl' joke again. "And I think Puppet would love to have you live in his box."
"Wait, what?!" Puppet exclaimed, floored by this sudden sentence. "I never agreed to this! Why are you making her go off to live with me specifically?!"
"Just try to behave while you're there, and don't break anything." Foxy continued, ignoring Puppet. Bonnet looked pleased at Foxy's words. "Does that sound okay with you, Bonnet?" The pink bunny hand-puppet nodded quickly. "Alright, then Puppet will take you from here. I've got to go back to my room and do my own stuff now." Foxy slightly shoved Bonnet in Puppet direction and backed a few paces away.
"Hey, this isn't fair!" Puppet yelled. "I finally got Bon-Bon to leave me alone, to let me be, to let me have peace, and that took me months to do! And after all of that hard work, you're just going to go ahead and make me do the exact same thing with another hand-puppet? Come on, don't be like this! Is it because of the whole thing of me calling you a girl again? Look, I'm sorry, I was just kidding! I didn't mean for you to have to do this!"
Foxy sighed. "Alright, alright, I suppose I owe you an explanation. Come here and listen up. Bonnet, stay over there." Foxy directed Puppet over to where he was and muttered his reasoning. "Listen, we need to find a way to keep her happy. We don't want Bonnet doing any harm to the pizzeria, least of all to the others. So for now, the best thing we can do is treat her with hospitality. Let her sleep in your room for as long as is needed, okay?"
"But why me? Why can't she go with someone else?"
"My room is too small, Ballora probably wouldn't be able to tolerate her, Freddy isn't equipped to handle her, and Baby is too engrossed in her video game hibernation to do us any favors. You're the only one who can accommodate her." Puppet gave Foxy an exasperated look, so Foxy added: "You don't have to keep her forever, okay? Once Bon-Bon comes back out from wherever he's hiding, we can have him deal with her instead. This is just a temporary arrangement, alright? Please, just do this. I'd really appreciate it."
Puppet looked at Foxy, then at Bonnet, then back at Foxy. "...okay, I'll do it." He agreed. "But only because you asked nicely. I'll tolerate Bonnet for as long as I can- BUT. If she causes any trouble whatsoever, then I fully expect you to come and help me deal with her. Just because I'm letting her stay with me doesn't mean that I'm going to be the only one handling her."
Foxy nodded. "That seems fair. I accept." He and Puppet shook hands to solidify the arrangement. "Okay, now that that's settled, I'm heading to my room. Have fun, you two. Puppet, make sure to keep an eye on her."
"I'm going with Puppet? Hmm...I'm not sure about this." Bonnet mumbled, frowning. "I still haven't gotten to see Bon-Bon."
"Well, then stay with Puppet until Bon-Bon comes around. Then you can see him."
Bonnet brightened up. "Oh! Okay, I guess I can do that. I'll go with Puppet, then!"
"Right." Puppet said. "Follow me to your temporary living quarters...Bonnet."
"Great! What's it like down there? Are there comfy beds? Can I have a comfy bed? What food is there to process? Do you own a computer? If so, do you have games on it?"
Bonnet babbled on as she headed down the small hallway, and Puppet sighed. "Quite a handful you've left me with, Foxy...get back here, Bonnet! I'll explain if you just slow down!" Puppet chased after her, disappearing down the small hallway.
Foxy watched them leave, then went back to his room. Once he was inside his cove, he took Mr. Wigglesworth out from his chest cavity, and the stuffed bear began to speak at once.
Alright, Foxy, who was that you just came across? That girl. You know, that rabbit that looks like a hand-puppet.
"Just a new...acquantance that me and the others met today." Foxy explained. "Don't ask. It's not your problem as much as it is mine."
If you say so. So anyways, if you're here, that could mean that we could get started on another project! I've been thinking we could invest in a bonesaw and use it on...
Mr. Wigglesworth's voice continued to go on inside Foxy's head, but he tuned it out as he dwelled on Bonnet's words.
She said Bonnet was blue, not purple. And she's even met other animatronics at this place, although she can't tell us who... He considered. What could that all mean? How'd she get Bon-Bon's color wrong? And who even are these 'other animatronics'? Well, I'll have to figure it out someday. If there's anyone else here, it's not like there's many places they could hide...
In a dark room far below ground, two figures were sitting alone in the darkness. They had been there for a while, all by themselves, with nobody else to speak with. There had been a third once, but they were long gone, gone off to who knew where.
The first figure turned to the second one and spoke. "How are you holding up?"
"I'm...f-f-fine."
"Are you still thinking about your voice issues? I apologize. If it were within my power, I would have you fixed."
"It's o-okay. I w-w-w-would like to get it fixed a-at some point...it d-does hurt...b-but I won't let you d-d-down."
"Alright, alright. Just get some rest, okay?"
The second figure nodded and deactivated, leaving the first figure to brood by themselves.
Hmm...it has been a while since I have seen that third one come by...perhaps they found a way out through those vents after all. The first figure stared at the nearby vent. It had remained shut ever since the third one had left, and there was no way of opening it now. Even if the first figure could, the vent was too small for them to fight. It would not work. If only I could have followed. But no matter. I must stay strong...for her and myself.
If I am to find a way out and be free, I must not give up hope for another way of escape...
Chapter 76: Freddy And Bonnet
Summary:
Foxy is talking with Freddy, and he decides to introduce Freddy to the newest arrival.
Chapter Text
"Are you sure it isn't over there, Freddy?"
"I'm positive! I checked in the janitor's closet three times and I didn't see it."
"Well, it's not behind the refrigerator again, so we know you didn't lose it at the same spot this time."
"What about the cabinets?"
"Not in there, either. Honestly, it doesn't even seem like it's in the kitchen at all."
"But I'm sure that this is where I lost it!"
"How did you even manage to lose your feather again, though? You say it's your favorite, yet you can't bother to keep track of where it is. And what if you didn't actually lose it and just misremembered losing it by mistake? Then this entire search is meaningless."
"No, I lost it for sure this time!"
"Alright, alright, if you're sure. I'm still a little disappointed in you. Why can't you ever keep track of where you put your things, Freddy? If you don't learn to put things in spots where you can find them easily, then you're just going to keep losing them."
This argument went on as Foxy and Freddy scrounged around the kitchen in search of Freddy's favorite feather, the one from his first chicken. Freddy had come into Foxy's room and told him that he had lost it again, so Foxy had had to tag along and help him find it, whilst also chastising Freddy over his clumsiness when it came to his possessions.
"Oh, nevermind! I just want to find it, but I can't..." Freddy sighed. "And I swear, up and down, top to bottom, that this was where I last had it, yet we've already searched the entire room and it's nowhere to be found!"
"Maybe you dropped it in the break room? It is next to this room, after all. We should go and check."
"Yeah, okay."
Foxy went into the break room and looked behind the fridge, under the table, and in every corner, but there was no sign of a feather. He was careful to keep quiet the whole time, as Dinah was sleeping on his bed in one corner of the room.
When Foxy concluded that the feather wasn't in there, he turned around, only to see Freddy leaning over the cookie plate on the table and happily munching on a couple.
"Freddy, come on. I know you enjoy processing food, but aren't we supposed to be looking for that feather of yours?" Foxy said.
Freddy flinched, then hastily put down a cookie he had just picked up and nodded quickly. "Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I got distracted. Did you find the feather?"
"No. However..." Foxy looked he over at the vent cover in the room and then walked over to it before shouting into it. "Baby! Do you see a feather in there?"
A noncommittal grunt sounded from somewhere in the vents. Foxy knew Baby must be focused into her video games if she was only responding with grunts and other noises, but at least she wasn't wearing the noise cancellation headphones this time around.
"Is that a yes or a no?"
Another noncommittal grunt.
"I'll take that as a no." Foxy lowered his voice and said to Freddy: "Looks like Baby doesn't know where it is, either."
"Aw, man. Would've been great if she did." Freddy sighed.
Foxy looked back up at the vent cover, then squinted through it. From where he was, he could see a wreath and Christmas lights on the walls, so he could see that Baby hadn't taken care of her decorations yet.
"Uh...hey, looks like she still has her decorations up. Hold on." Foxy said. He raised his voice. "Baby! You know it's not Christmas anymore, right? You can take the decorations down now!"
An even louder grunt sounded. This one sounded much less noncommittal and much more frustrated.
Foxy groaned. Of course she would be like that. "Fine, fine, but get them taken down at some point, okay? Ballora already told me that you once left your decorations up until March. I'm not letting that fly this time around! I'm expecting them to be down by at least the end of January!"
Another noncommittal grunt.
"Okay, I'll leave you be now." Foxy turned back to Freddy and glanced at Dinah. Dinah hadn't woken up despite the fact that Foxy had been shouting, so Foxy assumed that he was a heavy sleeper. "I had a feeling Baby was going to be like this. Ever since the Christmas party, she's been playing her games more than ever. Must be because of all those new video games Ballora and Bon-Bon got for her."
"Probably, yeah. Makes me want to have new games, too. Especially Watch Dogs."
"Oh, that game? Yeah, I'd want it too. Maybe some other time, though- Right now, we should find your feather."
"Yeah, you're right."
"Hmm. This is troubling, though. You said you lost it in the kitchen, right?"
"I swear I did."
"But we've checked the kitchen and even the staff room, and still nothing. Where else can we look? Hmm...hey, we might as well go ask Garbage if he's seen it."
Foxy and Freddy went back to the kitchen and stood by the garbage chute, which Foxy opened and looked into.
"Garbage! Hey! Have you seen a feather down there?" Foxy asked.
"Huh? A feather?" Garbage replied. "Well, yeah, there's tons of feathers down here. You guys have thrown over thirty of them down here, I think."
"Oh. Uh, hold on a sec. Freddy, does your feather have a special detail that makes it recognizable from other feathers?"
"I don't think it has many, but there a few. It's white, for one. It also still has the stem attached to it."
"Okay, I see. Garbage, have you seen any white feathers with stems down there?"
"Afraid not. All these feathers down here are brown."
"Ah, that's too bad. Thanks for the help, though." Foxy said.
"Hey, wait! Garbage, can you throw one of the feathers up here? I want to compare it to the feather I'm looking for." Freddy said.
"Oh, yeah, sure, gimme one sec." There was a pause. "Uh...sorry, the feathers are too floaty. And also, I can't throw that far."
Freddy shrugged. "Eh, was worth a try."
"Well, we'll be on our way now. Bye, Garbage." Foxy continued.
"Bye, I guess..."
Foxy closed the chute up and turned back to Freddy. "So what now?"
"I dunno. I'm worried." Freddy moaned, slumping his shoulders. "I just...I need that feather. It was from the first chicken I ever got, it's got too much sentimental value for me to lose..."
"How important is it to you? Do you carry it around with you wherever you go?"
"No, no, I'm not that obsessed with it. I just like to know where it is at all times."
"Ah, okay then. I suppose we should go look in the main room and other rooms next?"
"Sounds like the best option to me."
The two of them strolled out of the kitchen and into the main room. As they came in, Foxy could distinctly hear a distant argument growing louder and louder all the time.
Then, from the doorway came Puppet, followed closely by Bonnet. Puppet looked highly irritated (which was usually the expression he wore when dealing with Bon-Bon) and Bonnet seemed to be badgering him about something.
"...I just can't believe you're getting this annoying." Puppet grumbled. "Quit bugging me."
"Annoying? Me? That's not true!" Bonnet protested. "You're the annoying one here! I'm awesome, thank you very much!"
"If you're so awesome, then how about you stop following me?! It's driving me crazy! I agreed for you to be my house guest, not my god dang shadow!"
"And be all by myself? No way!"
They continued to argue, neither of them noticing Foxy and Freddy standing nearby. Freddy was looking towards Bonnet with curiosity and befuddlement.
"Um, Foxy? Who is that?" Freddy asked, pointing at Bonnet. "I've never seen that animatronic before."
"Oh, right, you haven't met her yet. Let's get you introduced." Foxy proposed. "That's Bonnet. Try not to be bothered by her voice, it's a little grating but it gets better the more you listen to it."
"Bonnet?"
"Yeah, she's a hand-puppet, like Bon-Bon is. She's...uh...hey Bonnet, are you Bon-Bon's...sister?"
"Huh? Oh! Foxy, I didn't see you there!" Bonnet said, and she scurried over to him. "Am I Bon-Bon's sister? Um...I don't know, to be honest. I don't really consider myself to be his sister- unless he, you know, would want me to be..." She giggled a little. "...no, I think of myself more as a kindred spirit to Bon-Bon, and also, his greatest friend!"
"If you say so."
"Hmph. I agree, they are birds of a feather." Puppet muttered. "They both have obnoxious voices."
"Hey! I heard that!" Bonnet exclaimed, looking offended.
"Well, hello there." Freddy said, and he walked up to Bonnet. "It's nice to meet you. Despite what others have just said, I actually really like your voice."
"Why, thank you! You're Freddy, right? Finally, someone likes my voice!" Bonnet replied, smiling. However, her smile disappeared after a second. "Wait a second! 'Despite what others have said'? Who's been talking bad about my voice?"
"Uh, Foxy and Puppet, I think."
"Wait, wait, don't get the wrong idea!" Foxy said quickly as Bonnet rounded on him. "While I have to admit I did find your voice to be a little much at first, I don't hate it, okay? It just gets on my nerves sometimes."
"And my nerves all of the time..." Puppet whispered, frowning.
"I don't get it! My voice isn't that bad at all!" Bonnet whined. "In fact, I'll sing for you right now, to prove it!" She started to him and 'la la' a tune. The reactions were mixed: Puppet instantly put his hands over his nonexistent ears and cringed, while Freddy politely listened. Foxy, meanwhile, just watched, torn on how to react. He supposed her voice sounded sweet in a way, but also a bit too much so to the point that it was grating. It was like having a cake with too much sugar on it: not great, not terrible, but just a bit too much of something.
"...and finished! What did you think?" Bonnet asked.
"Good. I really liked that song." Freddy responded, and he even applauded her a little.
"Urrrggghhhh..." Puppet moaned, looking too put off by Bonnet's voice to say anything.
"Uh...hey, I need to talk to Freddy privately for a minute. We'll be right back." Foxy said, taking Freddy's arm and pulling him to the other side of the room.
"Hey, where are you going? What are you talking about?" Bonnet questioned. "Why can't you tell the rest of us?"
"Yeah! Don't leave me alone over here with her." Puppet begged exasperatedly.
"Puppet, you can talk to Bonnet. I really need to talk to Freddy myself, just a one-on-one. This will only take a minute." Foxy turned and walked over to Freddy, then said: "Freddy, I need to ask you something. Doesn't Bonnet's voice remind you of anything?"
"Like what?" Freddy asked.
"Like Bon-Bon's voice. Not that one he has now! I mean the one he had before we changed it."
"Hmm...now that you mention it, Bonnet does sound pretty similar to that voice."
"I know, right? And I can imagine that Ballora would like Bonnet's voice. Bonnet sounds pretty girly. Maybe they'd be best friends if we introduced them."
"Probably."
"And I have another question. Freddy, do you actually like Bonnet's voice, or are you fibbing in order to appease her?"
"Foxy, there are some opinions that are better left unknown." Freddy responded vaguely. "Listen, we should be accepting of how she is, okay? We don't make friends with other animatronics by criticizing them."
Foxy shrugged. "Maybe you're right...she's a hand-puppet too, as you've noticed. You think maybe she'd want to be your new hand-puppet? You know, as a replacement for Bon-Bon?"
Freddy looked off into the distance, staring into seemingly nothing, before he gave his slow, calm answer. "To be honest...I don't think I need a hand-puppet on my hand anymore. I used to be obsessed with having one, but now, I realized I'm happier without having one of my hands being taken up by a hand-puppet. Feels better, in a way."
"It does?"
Freddy nodded. "Having Bon-Bon leave me was a bit of emotional turmoil for me, anyways...I don't think I want to go through that again. I want to be happy, and I want to be happy with all of you guys. And I don't need a hand-puppet to accomplish that." Freddy grinned. "I just need to be...well, me."
"Aw, Freddy. You know we all love you just the way you are, right? Hand-puppet or not, you're welcome in our group."
"Yeah. Thanks, Foxy."
They briefly hugged each other and patted each other on the back, reassuring each other. Foxy smiled again. Having Freddy as a friend was nice. He had good friendships with everyone, especially Chica back at the old place, but Freddy was different. He and Foxy were Funtime models now, and for Foxy, that made him feel so much closer with Freddy. It felt like becoming the same model had given them more in common than before.
The two of them exited the hug, nodded to each other, and then went back over to Bonnet and Puppet. The two of them had seemingly been watching Foxy and Freddy the whole time.
"So what'd you guys talk about? Why'd you hug?" Bonnet asked interestedly.
"Eh, no special reason for that. We're just really good friends, you know?" Freddy said, nodding to Foxy again.
"Right." Foxy agreed. "And speaking of good friends...any luck on finding Bon-Bon, Bonnet?"
"Unfortunately, no! I've searched all over this place and I can't find him!"
"He could be hiding. Or maybe Puppet did something to him." Freddy suggested. "Puppet, did you put Bon-Bon in the cupboard again?"
"No, and I do not recall ever doing such a thing." Puppet responded in a strained voice.
"Puppet, there's no need to lie. We know for a fact that you once locked him in a cupboard." Foxy cut in. "There's no use in pretending you never did it."
"You locked him in a cupboard?! What?!" Bonnet screeched.
"Bonnet, I already told you yesterday that he did that."
"You did?" Bonnet thought for a moment. "Oh, yeah, you did. How could you do that to him, Puppet?! Is that where he is, inside a cupboard?"
"Please stop asking that. We've already told you over twenty times that we don't know." Foxy sighed. "He could be anywhere. We don't even know for sure if he knows you like you keep saying he does."
"He does know me! And he's my beloved. I can't believe we have to spend so much time apart. Best friends are supposed to stick together!"
"Huh, well, hope you find him." Freddy said. "I personally am getting a little overwhelmed, seeing new animatronics. Makes me miss the old gang. Chica, Balloon Boy, the toy animatronics, whoever else...they were all great. Now they're gone, and then I have to see all these new animatronics, and somehow I'm expected to keep track of them all! This is hard."
"Then it's gonna get a lot harder." Bonnet commented, a knowing smile on her face. "There's tons more animatronics that I'm sure you haven't even met yet."
"I'm still worried about what that could entail." Foxy mumbled. "Who knows what other people are lurking around here without our knowledge?"
"This is too much. I'm starting to consider going on vacation." Freddy said, shaking his head.
"Aw, come on, Freddy. Dealing with the new people can't be so hard." Puppet assured him. "In fact, how about you take care of Bonnet instead of me? She's a hand-puppet, and you have experience with hand-puppets."
"Uh...no, I'm not comfortable with that." Freddy refused. "You should do it instead."
Puppet sighed. "Dang, was hoping he'd say yes..."
"And I was hoping Bonnet would elaborate on there being 'more of us'." Foxy added.
"It's blacklisted on my software! I am unable to disclose the information." Bonnet responded, grinning. "In other words, it's a secret! And also, my memory's still foggy, so I don't remember some of it."
"And that's because of Puppet knocking you over the head, right?"
"Hey! I never did that, either." Puppet claimed.
"Yes, you did." Foxy insisted firmly. "Remember the vent cover? You were so freaked out when Bonnet came in that you slammed it on her head, and now her memories are foggy."
"...okay, yes, I did that, but only because I thought she was a giant rat crawling in to bite my leg." Puppet muttered.
"Oh, really? That does make some sense." Freddy answered understandingly. "Sounds like the kind of thing you'd do."
"At least she smells better now, after we gave her that bath yesterday to wash off the dirty vent stench." Foxy mentioned.
"I never smelled bad, if that's what you're implying!" Bonnet exclaimed heatedly. "I just needed to smell extra, extra good, that's all! The bath was good, though. The warm water...the pleasant scented soap...can't complain about that. Oh, yeah, that reminds me! Puppet, you're out of toothpaste. I used the rest of it up to clean off my dusty endoskeleton teeth."
"You used up my toothpaste? You didn't tell me this earlier!" Puppet complained. "Come on, I needed that!"
"For what? You don't even have teeth."
"No, but I did need that for my quality moments where I enjoy the taste of my apple-flavored toothpaste! I can't believe you wasted the rest of it."
"Who says I wasted it?"
"You're tiny! You should've only needed a little toothpaste, and that container was still half-full! You didn't need as much as you used, so therefore, you wasted almost all of it!"
"I did not! I wanted to check at least fifteen times to make sure my teeth were clean, so I had to keep getting more toothpaste. It's all about looking and smelling good, so better safe than sorry."
"You-!" Puppet started, but Foxy gave him a look that made Puppet calm down and then say: "...you are very lucky that I'm under pressure to let you keep staying with me, or I would've already kicked you out."
"That's right. Until my wonderful friend Bon-Bon comes back, your home is my home, too!"
"Just hold out, Puppet. Once Bon-Bon comes back, your troubles will be over." Foxy reassured him.
"My troubles might never be over." Puppet grumbled. "Maybe I should find a way to install a door and lock my room so nobody can come in and bother me anymore."
"Oh, I wouldn't bother doing that." Bonnet responded. She smirked. "I can always just...break it down." This last sentence was uttered in a quiet voice.
"Uh...what's with that tone of voice?" Foxy asked, as Freddy backed up worriedly and Puppet gazed at her in disgust.
"She's expressing her feelings. Whatever could be wrong with that?"
"...alright, I think I'd prefer to stay ten feet away from you at all times." Puppet concluded, and he began speed walking away from Bonnet.
"Excuse me? You can't just ditch me like that! I'm your honored guest at your home! I deserve respect!" Bonnet exclaimed. "Get back here." She scurried after Puppet, who simply kept speed walking away while looking back at her in discomfort.
"Hey! No fighting." Freddy warned, looking serious. "Bonnet, please stop chasing Puppet. Don't make me do anything reckless." He took his pipe wrench out of his chest cavity.
Bonnet narrowed her eyes. "You wouldn't dare."
"I don't want to, but I will if this continues." Freddy replied.
"I don't think so. Keep your distance, or else."
Bonnet smirked again. "Hear that? Back off, buddy!"
Freddy's confidence broke at the warning from the voice, and he backed up some more, looking wary. "I-I...oh god, this was a mistake. This new animatronic is crazy! And that voice is crazy, too."
Foxy just watched, unable to find an appropriate response. "This is...odd." Was all he could manage as he tried to process everything. He wondered what was up with Bonnet. What was with her and her offensive, almost mean spirited behavior sometimes? And why was the voice supporting her?
Everyone else just kept back for a minute, nobody speaking as Bonnet continued to smirk at them, as if daring them to make a move.
After a moment, Foxy gave a dry chuckle. "This makes me kind of miss the old place. I wish we could go back to when we didn't meet Bonnet or the voice, back when we had the old costumes and Chica was around and Bon-Bon was the same size as us. Those times were simpler- well, not exactly simple, per se, just simpler."
"You know, I agree. Do we still have a phone?" Freddy asked. "Maybe we can just call up Chica and ask if she wants to move back to our old home."
"I doubt it. I heard our old home has been completely shut down, so I doubt we can go back to it. Maybe we can ask Chica if we can move to her location instead? You know, Chica's Party World?"
"I wouldn't mind that, as long as I can take my box with me." Puppet commeneted.
"A fruitless endeavor. Do you three not remember that this is your home now, and that you cannot go back?Can you not recall the fact that you have no way to leave, no exit that could let you escape? You are stuck here, with me, and with Bonnet. You don't have a choice. Why not accept it? After all, this place is a fine home for all of us...even me. Heh."
"Yeah! You can't leave, even if you really, really want to." Bonnet pointed out. "I've seen this place already, and the only exit is the blocked and unusable! So I guess you're just gonna have to stay. Hee hee!" Bonnet snickered.
Foxy sighed. "Alright, alright, we get it. We don't need the added commentary. Especially not from you, voice."
"But why not? I have so much to say, Foxy. You can't shut me out forever, so why not welcome me?"
"No! I don't need your input."
"Oh, but you do. You just don't think you do."
"I'm pretty sure that I don't need your comments. Go away!"
The voice didn't respond, probably to signify that it was ignoring him.
"By the way, hello again, voice!" Bonnet said, waving at Foxy as if the voice was physically standing right in front of him.
"Simply excellent. And you?"
"Ah, you know how it is. Living with this puppet that doesn't like me, talking with these other animatronics, searching for Bon-Bon, all of that stuff."
"I'm nervous. Bonnet and that creepy voice are talking to each other." Freddy gulped.
"Me two. I wish they'd stop talking." Puppet sighed.
"Me three. It's worse for me, because I have to deal with the voice personally almost all of the time." Foxy added, shaking his head. "I don't approve of them talking to each other."
"But why not? That voice is so friendly!" Bonnet questioned.
"It's an act. The voice is worse than you think, Bonnet. The voice has tried to take us out before."
"Yeah. What if...Bonnet and the voice start working together?" Freddy mumbled.
"They better not do that." Foxy muttered. "I want to be able to sleep in peace, sleep without having to deal with any unfortunate situations again. The last thing I need is for Bonnet and the voice to get chummy with each other."
"Too late. I already want to speak to her more."
"Shut up!" Foxy growled, pushing the voice back into the corners of his mind. "Pushed it back again. Now we can go back to normal."
"Aw, what? Why'd you get rid of it? It sounded like it had some cool stuff to say." Bonnet whined. "Now I'm unhappy."
"Unhappy? Aw, it's okay. Here, I can cheer you up." Freddy offered. He opened his chest cavity, put away the wrench, and got out a bag with chicken pieces inside. "Wanna have some chicken? It always does the trick for me."
Bonnet made a face. "Um, no. I don't really like chicken."
"Are you surrrrreeee?"
"Yes, I'm sure!" Bonnet yelled firmly.
"Woah! Okay, okay, sorry." Freddy apologized, anxiously keeping his distance again.
"You'd better be! If you want to offer me food, get me some cake, cupcakes, funnel cakes, cookies, pie...anything sweet like that! Oh, and carrots aren't bad either."
Freddy, meanwhile, just shook his head. "How could she hate chicken? I don't understand."
"Hey, it's okay. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes." Foxy assured him. "I know you like chicken. Here, how about this?" Foxy took the bag of chicken from Freddy, and held a piece out in front of his face. "Want it?"
Freddy looked interested, and he nodded quickly. "Oh! Yeah, yeah, gimme."
"Okay, here you go!" Foxy tossed the piece right at Freddy, who simply opened his mouth wide and let the chicken land right in his throat pipe.
He closed his jaw again and said: "Mmm! Delicious!"
Bonnet grinned again. "I don't like chicken, but this is entertaining. What else can Freddy swallow?"
"Hey, I was just letting him get a taste, is all." Foxy replied. "It's not a show."
"Feels like it, though. It's funny. Like me!"
Puppet groaned again. "Wrong, wrong, wrong. Not funny, not funny, not funny."
"Puppet, please, just try not to complain about this." Foxy said, frowning. "Remember, when Bon-Bon comes around, we can get him to take care of her instead. You didn't forget that, right?"
"Of course not." Puppet said. "But that doesn't mean I'm staying quiet. A problematic animatronic like Bonnet deserves to be complained about."
"Hey! Problematic? That's too far. I solve more problems than I create, let me assure you." Bonnet claimed.
"No. No, you don't."
"Well, if she's problematic, we could always make changes." Freddy mentioned. "Hey, that gives me an idea. What if we take Bon-Bon and Bonnet and combine them into one animatronic?"
Foxy shrugged. "How would that work, though? Whose head would be the head of the suit? Would they have two heads? Would have they four arms, or would the other two arms be the legs? Who would control what?"
"Can we just agree that it would be a bad idea? I don't want a doubly-annoying hand-puppet to deal with." Puppet stated.
"But what if that didn't happen?" Freddy suggested. "Maybe the two personalities would cancel out and create a different one."
"Hmm, really? So you think two negatives would equal a positive? That does sound good...maybe we should do this."
"Uh, I, uh...I disapprove." Bonnet murmured, looking too put off by the idea Freddy proposed to be angry at Puppet for calling her annoying. "Bon-Bon and I are better separate than we are as one body."
"How can you all talk of bodies without mentioning me? If we're going to create a new body, you could put it to good use and let me control it."
"No means no." Foxy said simply yet forcefully, and he pushed the voice back again.
Freddy gave Foxy a concerned look. "That voice again. Can't you do anything about it?"
"Unfortunately, no. If we try to open me up to locate the place in my body where the voice is and remove it, there's a chance that it could escape, and we can't let that happen. Because of that, all we can really do it let it stay trapped in my body until we can figure out how to get rid of it. I won't be able to stop it from talking, either; the best I can do it use my mind to push it away and silence it, but it always resurfaces, no matter how many times I push it away. There's no getting rid of it, I guess..."
"But will you let me out if I do THIS?"
There was a brief pause. Then Foxy heard a whirr sound inside his head, a small beep, and then text flashed across his face.
Tampered files detected. Security lock engaged. Backing up all files to secure database now...
Loading (30%)...
Loading (75%)...
Loading (100%)...
Generating secure, encrypted password...
Backup complete.
Foxy blinked confusedly, grimaced, then said. "Uh oh. My systems just told me that it had to back up my files. The voice might've just done something."
However, his worries were slightly put at ease when he heard the voice growl inside his head.
"Damn it!Cursed security lock...fine then, you win this round, fox. But I'm not finished with you."
Foxy silently shushed the voice again, then spoke. "So it looks like the backup is complete. The voice seems to have been locked out, but I'm worried now that it might have more access to my systems than I would have expected."
"It seems you had your systems under a security lock, so you should be fine if all works as intended...but yes, we should be on the alert." Puppet assessed, nodding understandingly.
"This kinda makes me nervous. I wish I could go to Chica's place instead..." Freddy mumbled.
"That makes two of us." Foxy sighed. "Now getting this body feels like a mistake. I never had this voice tampering with me until I became a Funtime model. Makes me really miss the old suits we had."
"We should see if we can get those back." Freddy brought up. "Any idea where they are?"
"I'm not sure. Unfortunately for us, the old suits probably have been thrown out or left to gather dust in a warehouse somewhere. When those designers came to swap out my suit and endoskeleton, they said something about moving 'the replaced suits' to storage. I think they were talking about our suits when they said that. They're probably long gone by now."
"I think I might know where they are."
Foxy had not expected Bonnet to say this, but as soon as he did, his mouth flew open, and he gazed wide-eyed at Bonnet. Freddy was wearing a similar expression.
"Where?!" The two Funtime animatronics asked excitedly.
Bonnet opened her mouth confidently, as if ready to say it, but then she frowned, blinked a little, and said. "I...wait...I don't know. I thought I knew, but I don't..."
Foxy and Freddy sighed in disappointment.
"So much for that." Foxy said, frowning disappointedly. "Her foggy memory might have forgotten it. Puppet, why'd you have to close the vent cover on her head? If she had a clear state of mind, we could've gotten an answer from her!"
Puppet just shrugged. "Eh, I couldn't care less. It's not as if you guys even need those old suits anymore. And I'm still not one hundred percent sorry for hitting Bonnet's head. The less good she feels, the less likely she is to bother me."
"Puppet, that's kinda mean spirited." Freddy commented. "Don't you think you should be a little nicer?"
"To Bonnet? Heck no. She's been bothering me all day long. I'm so tired of her that I don't have any sympathy left in me today. My apologies."
Bonnet seemed to space out for a second after Puppet said this. "Huh. That reminds me. I know something about Puppet that you guys might need to know. He..." Bonnet put a hand to her head and frowned again. "He...uh...I don't remember what I was going to say."
"Aw! We were so close to finding something out." Freddy replied. "Oh well."
Puppet looked worried. "I'm not sure what you were about to say, but I'm glad you didn't mention it."
"Why, though? Are you hiding things from me and the others, Puppet?" Foxy asked.
Puppet gave Foxy a look. "Foxy...there's some aspects of my life that you're better off not knowing. Please, don't think about my personal baggage, okay? Focus on your own problems."
"Alright." Foxy accepted, but on the inside, this was a partial lie. He was still curious and concerned about what Puppet might have hidden from them. What could he have done this time? Was it embarrassing, something he felt ashamed to admit? Was it a past event that he wanted to forget? Or did it go even deeper than that?
"Hey, we could always tinker around with Bonnet and try to fix her memory that way." Freddy said, about to open his chest cavity and get something.
"No, no, no!" Foxy rejected, and for that moment he forget all about his musings concerning Puppet. He quickly grabbed Freddy's wrist as the bear reached for the small button that would have opened his chest cavity. "Freddy, I'm as curious as you are when it comes to what Bonnet might know, but we don't want to do anything risky and end up making her memory worse. Let's try to coax her recollections out without using force, okay?"
"Oh. Okay, if you say so." Freddy agreed calmly, and when Foxy let go of his wrist, the bear did not try to open his chest cavity again.
Bonnet, meanwhile, looked irritated in a similar manner to how Puppet did when he was annoyed. "Hey! No poking around inside my body. Personal space."
"Yes, do not mess withher. You should not be interfering with things that are not yours to interfere with."
Foxy pushed the voice back once more, and he focused extra-hard this time. He wanted to make sure it stayed back there longer.
"Is he gone?" Freddy asked.
"Yeah, the voice is...wait, he?" Foxy stuttered.
"Yes, he. It's a boy, isn't it?"
"Um..." Foxy deliberated on that, but found he had no straight answer to give. The voice was relatively inconsistent when it came to disclosing its gender. There were times when it would claim it was a boy, and there were times when it would assure Foxy that it was a girl, and there were even times when it would simply chuckle and refuse to give an answer. It seemed as if the voice was being vague about its gender for some reason, although Foxy couldn't tell what the reason might be. So in response to Freddy's question, he simply said: "I dunno."
"Okay." Freddy said. He hesitated. "Are...you sure there's nothing we can do to get the voice out of your head?"
"Freddy, if there really was a sure fire way to deal with, I would've already done something. Yes, I'm positive that there's nothing we can do to remove it that doesn't involve taking huge risks. The more we mess with my systems, the higher the chance there is that it could take control again."
"Take control? Oh, yeah. I still remember that time it did that. Is it getting any closer to doing it again?"
"No." Foxy said seriously. "I have made absolute sure that it cannot take over anything inside me. Still, I can't help but be worried that it might find a way around the security lock..."
"It should be fine. We probably don't need to worry about you having another episode with that voice." Puppet said.
"Episode?"
"I mean a strange occurrence when I say that."
"Strange occurrence? Sounds like a mess." Bonnet commented. She smirked again. "Is there any way I might be able to see it happen for myself?"
"I don't think so. We don't record anything we do, really." Freddy responded.
"Are you sure? Come to think of it...I'm pretty sure there is a way it gets recorded. Wouldn't those security cameras have gotten the entire incident on tape?"
"Security system?" Foxy stammered.
"Yeah. I heard from those voices in that dark room I was in that this place is under surveillance by a large collection of cameras. I think they even mentioned a security room somewhere."
"Really, now?" Puppet asked. "Where is it, then?"
Bonnet shrugged. "No idea. They said the cameras were hidden, so I don't think you'll have an easy time finding them. As for the security room, they never said where it was, so it could be anywhere."
"And this was all entirely said by two figures in whatever dark place you were in?" Foxy questioned. "Who were they?"
"I told you, I didn't get a good look at them. I think they were humans, though, based on their shape."
"And they were in a dark room with you."
"Yep."
"And where was this dark room?"
"Well, I can't really remember entirely, and parts of my software are still blacklisted, so I'll have to-" Bonnet froze. She suddenly stopped speaking.
"Bonnet? Hello?" Foxy called.
"You okay, Bonnet?" Freddy asked confusedly.
"What's with the hold-up?" Puppet added, narrowing his eyes.
Bonnet seemed not to hear them. Her eyes were staring blankly ahead, unmoving. Then, under her breath, she uttered a single word.
"Underground..." Bonnet then shook her head back and forth as if to clear it. "Sorry, I felt a little weird just now. I was trying to think of where it could be, but I only remember that it's somewhere...below ground..."
"But where could that be?" Foxy wondered. "The only place we know of that's underground is Puppet's room."
"True." Freddy agreed. He perked up. "Hey, I have an idea! Follow me on this one. What if...it's accessed through Puppet's bathroom? And what if there's a hidden camera in there, too?"
"Hmm, that is the spot where Bonnet came out of the vent...but how can we know that something else is there?"
"We can't. And if there really is a hidden camera in my bathroom, I do not feel comfortable with that." Puppet groaned. "Weird place to put a camera..."
"I mean, you're an animatronic, it's not like you have anything really private you could do in there that a hidden camera would catch. I think it against the law to have cameras in a bathroom, though...but don't quote me on that."
"I'll just go and take a look around my bathroom later on, see if I can find anything. For now, what should we do?"
At this question, something came to Foxy's mind. "Hey, wait. Freddy, weren't you and I looking for your feather before all this?"
"Oh! Wow, I completely forgot." Freddy exclaimed. "Can we get back to that? I really do want to find that feather."
"So that's what you guys were doing before we saw each other?" Puppet asked. "I guess I can help you look for it, if you want."
"Yeah! Me, too. You wouldn't dream of leaving me out, would you?" Bonnet giggled.
"Of course not." Foxy said quickly, even though he was unsure if he was telling the truth or not when it came to whether or not he wanted Bonnet around. "Freddy, we've been in the main room for a bit now, and we haven't seen your feather. It's probably not here."
"But where else could it be?" Freddy said. "Puppet, you didn't go and steal my feather when I wasn't looking, did you?"
"No. Why would I want to steal your feather in the first place?" Puppet countered.
"Good point."
"Hey, Freddy. I just thought of something." Foxy mentioned. "Have you tried looking on top of the refrigerator?"
"I haven't, no. Do you think it might be up there?"
"Possibly. Let's go check."
Foxy and company went to the kitchen to look, and Foxy was disappointed to see that his suggestion was wrong, and the feather was not on top of the fridge. However, he didn't have to look any longer, as he heard a happy 'ah-ha' from inside the room and turned to see Freddy holding a white feather in his hand.
"There it is! I found out where I put it!" The bear shouted, smiling in triumph.
"Where was it?" Foxy asked, smiling back.
"On top of the windowsill." Freddy pointed at the nearby windows of the kitchen, which were slightly high up "I think I put it up there when I came in to grab food. I must've forgotten it was there shortly afterwards."
"Well, good thing you found it!" Foxy patted Freddy on the back. "Now, you're going to put it somewhere you'll remember next time, right?"
"Of course. I don't want to lose it again."
"Well, that's one problem solved! No need to thank me." Bonnet boasted. "I was just playing my part."
"Bonnet, you didn't do anything to help find it." Foxy said, frowning.
"You never found the feather before I came into the room to help."
"That's a pure coincidence and you know it."
"Hmph." Bonnet crossed her arms and looked away. "At least I tried to help. That counts for something."
Foxy rubbed the back of his head. "I suppose so." He admit begrudgingly.
"Don't give her credit for something she didn't do." Puppet said, shaking his head disapprovingly.
"Hey! I didn't see you helping them!"
"I looked a little bit! They found the feather anyways, so the problem's solved. Why are you hung up over it?"
"Because you're saying I did nothing!"
"Yes, I am, because it's the truth! Why won't you admit that?"
Bonnet and Puppet started arguing loudly, their shouts filling the room. Foxy and Freddy looked at each other.
"So that's Bonnet." Foxy concluded. "Uh, what do you think now?"
Freddy shrugged. "She's a member of our group now. Dunno what she'll get up to, but I hope it's turns out to be good."
"Well..." Foxy gazed back at the shouting hand-puppet, still stubbornly insisting that she was actually helping, and several mental pictures of what Bonnet might do appeared in Foxy's head. As Foxy thought of this, he just nodded. "...we'll see."
Chapter 77: New Years’ Preparations
Summary:
With New Years' Eve upon them, the animatronics find themselves preparing for a celebration.
Chapter Text
So...tonight's New Year's Eve, huh? To think we're already close to the start of a new year. Time sure does fly, huh, Mr. Wigglesworth?
Hmm, yes. Although sometimes I wish I could control those darn clocks. I'd like to have more time to pursue my tests.
No, no, we're not doing anymore of those tests. You're right, though. I wish I could stop time, too. These days go by too slowly and too quickly at the same time.
Foxy was sitting by himself- no, no, with Mr. Wigglesworth. The one- no, two of them were relaxing inside Foxy's cove. Having woken up only a few minutes ago, he now was thinking about the fact that in 24 hours from now, it would be the start of a new year.
To think he and the others were already so close to the beginning of another year. He had only been living in Circus Baby's Pizza World since October, so it had only been a couple months, yet he almost felt as if he had lived there for ages.
A new year...he always wondered what next year would entail. It could be good or bad, great or terrible, better or worse, anything. He knew he and his friends would still continue spending their nights having fun whenever they could, though. If Foxy was sure of one thing, it was that that was never going to change. It was a cemented part of their routine.
Other than that, Foxy could only hope for the best when it came to the arrival of a new year. With how he had to deal with the others' arguments, the issues being caused by Bonnet, security guards arriving, and whatever else, Foxy was aware that his troubles in life were far from over. He was honestly hoping nothing would add to that- his plate was full enough as is.
For now, though, he felt comfortable enough discussing it with his imaginary- no, no, his real friend.
But without my tests, how will I have any fun, Foxy? You can't be trying to deprive me of enjoyment.
There are other things you can do besides your...unique tests. You'll be able to have fun, Mr. Wigglesworth. I'll think of something for you to do that'll be great. You'll see.
Hmph, okay, but it better be real good! My standards are very high, so you'd better be ready to meet them!
I'll try. Until then, anything you got in mind that you think would be fun?
Hmm...I could go for some more candy. Can I have more?
Soon, yes. Odds are that we'll be having another party tonight to celebrate the new year, and when that rolls around, there will definitely be lots of candy. So if you wait for that, then you can get what you want.
Perfect! I've been deprived of snickers bars and skittles for too long, you know.
Foxy chuckled a little. Yeah, I know you really like those. Don't worry, I'll make sure to save some up for , you know...I kind of forgot you were such a fan of Candy. Might not wanna get too addicted, though, otherwise we'll have to get you to a dentist to get your teeth checked.
...I don't have teeth.
Still, though.
But come on, do I have to? I've thought about it, and I've decided that when you're not a human, getting your teeth checked is a load of bull hockey. There are better ways to spend our time.
I don't like getting my teeth checked either, truth be told. Although I am an animatronic, so maybe I wouldn't need that many teeth cleanings.
My point exactly.
Foxy continued to chat with his friend for a little bit, but he didn't get to do it for much longer before he was interrupted by noises happening outside his room.
Curious as to what could be happening now, he opened his curtains, allowing him to distinctly hear a conversation coming from the main room.
"...I told you, Puppet, he's not going to like that!"
"Don't be ridiculous, Bonnet. Everybody's gonna like this, just as long as we can keep it a secret while we work on it."
Foxy perked up a little at that. It sounded like Puppet and Bonnet were talking about...something they were secretly working on. This sounded a bit sketchy, so he knew he had to investigate.
Be back later, Mr. Wigglesworth. Foxy thought, and he put the stuffed bear on the floor of his cove and left, heading out of his room and into the main room. Peeking his head around the corner, he could see Puppet and Bonnet facing each other at the other side of the room, continuing to talk.
"But this isn't a good idea. He won't like this."
"I know, but this'll turn out good as long as he or the others don't find out too early. Just follow my lead, follow my instructions, and don't say a word of what we're doing to anyone else. Do that, and all should go well."
"But come on! We can't just do this stuff right under his nose! He's not going to be happy."
"Keep your voice down, Bonnet. We don't want anybody hearing about this."
"Hearing about what, exactly?" Foxy spoke up, coming closer to them.
"AAH!" Puppet exclaimed, jumping back in surprise. Then he straightened up, looking a little nervous. "Oh! Foxy! Uh...what a surprise! Whatever are you doing here?"
"I heard you guys talking to each other. What's going on?"
"What? Nothing's going on! It's just, um...Bonnet's irritating me again! Yeah! Bad Bonnet! You're being annoying!"
"Hey, come off it! You weren't acting like this five minutes ago when you asked for my help in-" Bonnet started, but Puppet slapped a hand over her mouth to block out the rest of the sentence.
"Hey, hey, let's not make accusations now!" Puppet said anxiously, an unconvincingly casual smile on his face. "I don't ever recall doing such things!"
Foxy watched them all incredulously. Puppet was clearly trying to hide something, but what? However, something caught Foxy's attention before he could ask them. One of the main room's tables was gone. There had been six tables in the room before, all of them placed in front of the main stage: one table for every corner of the area in front of the stage, another table off to the side, and one table in the center. It was only now that Foxy noticed that the table in the center was no longer there.
"Wait a minute." Foxy cut in, stopping Puppet and Bonnet short. "There was a table right in the center of this area before. Puppet, where did it go? Did you move it?"
Puppet froze for a second or two. Then he sighed and said: "...so much for keeping this a secret. I suppose the rabbit's out of the hat now."
"Hey! Was that a joke making fun of me?!" Bonnet demanded, looking annoyed.
"What? No, I didn't do that intentionally, I was just...oh, nevermind. The point is, looks like this isn't secret anymore."
"Alright, then. Explain." Foxy said, gazing at Puppet expectantly.
"Okay, okay, I will. Y'see...I was coming here because...because I wanted to set stuff up for a New Years' Eve party. You probably know how it's twenty-four hours from now and all that. I figured I could start setting things up so that everyone here can have a big old party before the new year arrives."
"Wait, really?" Foxy stuttered. Out of all things he expected Puppet to be doing secretly, this was the last thing he anticipated. "You, set up the party? Isn't it usually Ballora that does that?"
Puppet nodded. "Yeah, normally. She set up the Christmas party, after all. However...I wanted to give her and Baby a break from having to decorate for this party, so I'm planning to try and get it all ready myself. Those two are heavy sleepers, so they probably won't be awake for another hour. I'm planning for everything to be ready by then. If all goes well, then I'll be able to give everyone a pleasant surprise."
"Huh." Foxy said. "That's...actually really nice of you. But you intended to do this all on your own? You weren't even going to get anybody else to help you?"
"What? Heck no. There's no way I'd be able to do it alone. I'm not a master decorator like Ballora is." Puppet responded. "I enlisted Bonnet's help for this."
"I hope you know that I didn't want to do this originally." Bonnet grumbled. "I'm only helping you because you promised me you'd make cookies."
"And I'll keep that promise if you help me out with this, okay?" Puppet asked. Bonnet sighed, but gave him a nod. "Good. This party is just as important as the Christmas party was, y'know. New Years is all about reflecting on the past and resolving to make a better future...so this party has to be memorable! I wouldn't have it any other way."
"I'm glad to hear you say that." Foxy commented. "I never thought you'd be the one to handle a party, Puppet."
"Hey, it's not like I'm incapable of setting it all up!" Puppet responded, frowning. "I know I usually just leave it up to you or Bon-Bon or Ballora, but I'm still open to being the one responsible for getting it ready this year. After all, I want it to be great. Something deserving of the coolest of animatronics."
"The coolest? Hey, I'm part of that group, right?"
Puppet shrugged. "Depends on where I think you stand. I've already given Bonnet a coolness badge, so...maybe you too. But I'm not sure."
"Come on, say yes! Bonnet, back me up here! Tell Puppet how cool you've seen me be."
"Well..." Bonnet mumbled. "Um...sure, I guess?"
"You don't sound very reassuring about this."
"Doesn't matter anyway. Bonnet doesn't have the jurisdiction to elect other cool people. That role is my thing." Puppet said, pointing at himself and grinning. "To be honest, I'm not sure if you qualify..."
"Puppet..." Foxy sighed.
Puppet then broke out into a big smile. "Nah, I'm just kidding. Of course you're cool, you're my friend."
"Oh! Well, thanks. You're cool too, then!"
"Hey, I told you I'M the one who tells people if they're cool or not!" Puppet responded jokingly.
"Come on, can't you let me be able to do that, too?"
Puppet laughed. "I suppose, I suppose." The two of them laughed together, appreciating their jokes while Bonnet stood by and watched impatiently.
"Alright, alright, enough." Bonnet said, snapping her fingers to get their attention. "Are we getting on with this or what?"
"Yes, we're getting to that." Puppet said. "Hmm. Hey, Foxy, since you're here...do you wanna help me set up the party?"
Foxy thought about that for a moment. "Eh, sure, why not? Not like I had any other plans. I'm just surprised that you're the one kickstarting this and not Ballora. Ever since you recovered from that virus, it's like you've changed."
"Dunno what you mean. I feel practically the same as ever."
Foxy shrugged. "If you say so. But I still feel like that virus changed something in you."
"What virus?" Bonnet asked confusedly.
"Oh, right, you weren't there for that. We only just met you yesterday, after all. To make a long story short, Puppet's systems were infected by a virus for a little while, but we managed to fix it and get him back to normal not too long ago."
"Oooooh. Guess that was...good of you guys, or something. I'm not sure I'm interested too much in that topic." Bonnet suddenly got a dreamy look on her face. "But then again...maybe I should get a virus. I could have Bon-Bon nurse me back to health..." She grinned and giggled furiously.
"Anyways." Puppet continued, giving Bonnet a brief look before speaking again. "Let's get started. We'll need to decorate this entire room."
"Okay. Where are the decorations at?" Foxy asked.
Puppet pointed at a pile of crates, which were piled in the corner to the left of the doorway to the small hallway. "Pretty sure Ballora stores her decorations in those boxes right over there. If we just go and root around inside them, we might be able to grab some good stuff to use. Then we can get to work."
"Didn't she put her Christmas stuff in those crates, though?"
"Yes, but she's got more in there. I went to visit her once, and when I asked where she put the decorations and how many she had, she...gave me a pretty big rundown." Puppet paused. "Can't remember everything she said, but I think she said that there were decorations for Halloween, Christmas, New Years' Eve, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day...and that's just to name a few."
Foxy blinked. "Wow. Ballora really is prepared for all manner of holidays, huh?"
"Apparently. But that'll make our job easier. Now then, I think the decorations for New Years are...here." Puppet went over to the crates. There were four of them, and he put his hand on the one furthest to the right. He opened the top up, revealing a cluster of items inside. "Yeah, here we go. There are decorations for other holidays mixed in here, but we should be able to figure out what we need if we take a look inside this..."
"Let's do it, then." Foxy agreed. He went over to the crate to help Puppet. Bonnet joined them, and she quickly scurried on top of a nearby unopened crate so she could get a better look inside the box. Looking inside, Foxy saw...well...it was hard to describe due to the sheer quantity of things in there, but he understood that there was a lot to use. As he searched, he turned to Puppet and asked: "So what's your plan? Got a solid idea for how this'll work?"
"I'm thinking we set up a big table in the middle of the room with enough seats for you, me, Ballora, Freddy, Bon-Bon, Baby, Bonnet, Reggie, and Dinah." Puppet articulated. "We'll have a pile of snacks on the table that we can all dig into, and we'll set up some lava lamps as well...we should make sure to grab Ballora's New Years' themed banner and balloons and get them set up...some noisemakers as well, so we can get loud when it hits midnight...we'll get some music to play on the speakers, something good...oh, and we should stock up on as much apple juice and root beer as we can, too. And we'll need to grab something we can use to watch the ball drop happen live. I think we can grab my laptop and play it on there while we celebrate."
"That all sounds good. You thought this through pretty thoroughly, huh?"
"I tried to. I'm not like Ballora, I don't want to go crazy or overboard with the decorations, but I do want to make sure it looks complete."
"So which thing should I put up first?"
"The balloons. Grab them, inflate them, and then put them up wherever you like. I'm not too concerned with where they go just as long as they stay in the main room."
"Got it." Foxy watched as Puppet took out a bag filled with deflated balloons and handed it to him. Foxy then took the bag, took out a balloon one by one, and started to inflate them.
Thankfully, it turned out that Foxy was highly efficient at this, since he had brought the perfect tool. While a human would have to breath into it to inflate it, Foxy was instead able to make use of a Fazbear Entertainment pump he had brought along with him. He took it out of his chest cavity and began to use it on each balloon.
While Foxy knew that Baby's internal air hose would have allowed her to inflate balloons at twice the speed he was going at, the pump was still able to work fairly fast due to it being so brand-new, and within a minute, Foxy had already gotten almost eight balloons filled. They varied in color, but every balloon displayed the same 'Happy New Year!' message in gold letters. Each balloon had a picture on it that depicted either him, Freddy, Baby, or Ballora making some kind of pose. He had to admit, they looked cool.
Wanting to get them placed around the room, he handed some of the balloons he had inflated off to Bonnet and began to place some around the room. He used some string Puppet had given him and tied it to the balloons, then tied the balloons to places like the edges of tables or the front of the main stage.
When he and Bonnet had finished, they turned back and notice Puppet, who had been in the middle of hauling several folding tables into the room.
"Got the tables." Puppet told them as he re-entered the room. "Ballora bought a couple of them recently, so I just went into her room and grabbed them."
"She didn't wake up, did she?" Foxy asked. "Wait, nevermind, this is Ballora we're talking about. She sleeps so heavily that a full-scale riot could break out in her room and she still wouldn't be aware of it."
"Very true. I knew she would only wake up if I touched her, so I didn't." Puppet replied. "And I got Reggie's permission to grab the tables, so it all worked out."
"And...Reggie didn't ask you what you were going to use the tables for?" Bonnet asked.
"No, he just kind of accepted it and let me take them. Guess he's not too concerned about it. Now come on, help me set these up."
Grunting, Puppet placed two of the tables down in the center of the room and began to unfold them. Foxy quickly went over to help, and the two of them got the tables unfolded and on their legs after a couple of minutes.
"Alright, this looks good." Puppet said. "I'll be right back, I need to grab the chairs." He left the room again, going back down the small hallway.
Over the next several minutes, Puppet kept coming back with more chairs and then leaving again. Every time he came back in, he brought two more chairs, which Foxy was quick to set up at the table. By the time all the chairs had been brought in, the table had a total of ten seats, with five per side.
And then, after they finished with that, they hung up the New Years' banner, pinning it just above the doorway to the small hallway. Then they got out the lava lamps and placed them around the area.
"Okay, the table's ready, the decorations are set, and the atmosphere is all good." Puppet analyzed, nodding approvingly. "Alright, this looks solid. Thanks for the help, Foxy. With your assistance, we've managed to get all the hard parts done."
"No problem." Foxy responded. "What next? Do we get all the snacks on the table now?"
"No, no, that's for later. I've got the snacks pre-prepared, but we won't need to get them all in here until a few hours before midnight. But once we do, it'll be great. I had Dinah make some dishes and order in some stuff for us, so we've got everything we need. Bags of chips, funnel cakes and cupcakes, some cheeseburgers, a platter of roast pig, an entire chicken for Freddy, a few pints of triple chocolate ice cream, and of course, lots and lots of apple juice and root beer. Dinah's even providing some champagne for if we want to go really crazy."
"Wow, the whole mother-load. It'll definitely be good to process all those snacks tomorrow n- hey, wait! I see you over there, Bonnet! Stop crawling on top of the table!"
"Oh come on! I was just testing it sturdiness, that's all." Bonnet whined as she climbed off of the tables that Foxy and Puppet had set up. "I've been trying to help, like you asked me to."
"Then why were you standing around when me and Foxy were setting up the table?"
"I'm smaller than you guys, it's harder for me to do the heavy lifting! Besides, I thought you guys could handle it."
Puppet sighed. "I suppose you're right, but you still could've offered your assistance anyways. You've already been going through my refrigerator more voraciously than Bon-Bon ever did, and you've nearly eaten me out of house and home. I'm already being gracious to you by letting you stay with me to begin with, so I expect you to do your part in our tasks, just like me and the others."
"Eating you out of house and home? I never did that! In fact, you haven't let me have one scrap of food since I moved in with you!" Bonnet responded heatedly. "I keep having to go up to the kitchen every time I want to process food."
Puppet looked surprised. "Wait, what? So you haven't been taking all of my food?"
"No."
Puppet paused and stared off into the distance in thought. "Then...where has all of my food been going...?"
Bonnet shrugged. "Heck if I know. I don't pay attention to what goes on with your fridge most of the time."
"Hmm. Okay, then. Well, seems like we're all set, except for the food, which we'll do later. Although..." Puppet stared at the table for a moment. "...did we put ten chairs down? There's only nine of us in this place that are coming to the party."
Foxy considered that. Who else could he invite? Then, it came to him. He grinned, said: “Wait right there.” and then rushed out of the room. He went to his cove and found who he was looking for right inside
Oh, hello again, Foxy. Wait, why are you picking me up?
I'm bringing you along for something. You'll like it.
With his honored guest in his hand, Foxy went back into the room and placed the guest on the tenth chair. "Ta-da! We have ten people now."
Puppet made a face. "Foxy...your stuffed bear doesn't count as a person."
"Of course he does. He's my friend."
"But he's...he's not...oh, fine, whatever. I guess somebody has to occupy that last chair, even if that somebody isn't...well, real."
"But he is real!"
Puppet made a face at Foxy. "Foxy, one of these days, we're going to have to have a talk about that supposedly real friend of yours. I'm serious."
"Why, though? It's not a big deal. He's just my honored guest for this party."
Puppet shrugged. "I'll talk to you about this some other time. I won't be too hard on you tonight, Foxy. You did help me set this all up, after all."
"You're welcome. So, now that everything you wanted to set up is set up, what do we do until the party starts?"
"We can just hang out and do whatever we want until the party starts. You can go back to your room and relax or catch a nap if you want to. Just make sure to be back here by 10 P.M. tomorrow night, okay?"
"Okay, got it. I'll take Mr. Wigglesworth wit me, and we'll be back in time for the party. I promise."
"Thank you. Oh, and...maybe you could take Bonnet with you?"
"Hey! Don't try to get rid of me!" Bonnet complained, annoyed at what Puppet had said. "You're supposed to be taking care of me! Foxy, tell him!"
Foxy gave Puppet a look. "Puppet, you already know what the arrangement is. Until Bon-Bon comes back, Bonnet is your responsibility and your responsibility alone. Look, it probably won't be for much longer, okay?"
"But-" Puppet began.
"No buts, Puppet. You promised me." Foxy stated firmly. Then he spoke a bit more brightly as he added: "Look, Bon-Bon's going to be at the party with everyone else, right? See if you can catch him by then."
"Oh, I will." Puppet assured Foxy. "Then I can finally get him to take care of the business that he's supposed to take care of...until then, I guess I'll see you at the party, Foxy."
"You too! Later, guys!"
"Bye."
"Later." Bonnet commented, nodding a little while keeping her gaze away from Foxy.
Foxy left the room and went back to his cove, carrying Mr. Wigglesworth along with him. He had to be honest, he couldn't wait for the party to begin. He was excited to see everyone and get to party until midnight later on. He just hoped the wait wouldn't be too long.
...it wasn't too long.
Faster than Foxy knew it, the hours had flown by and the party had started.
Foxy found his memories of this point to be fragmented. Shortly after the party began, he started gulping down generous measures of champagne.
The rest of the party seemed to pass in a huge flash of noise, colors, and craziness. So much was happening around him that he could hardly process what he was doing or what everyone else was doing. Eventually, he became vaguely aware that he was sitting at the table, staring blankly at the floor as he held another bottle loosely in his hand. There was a lot happening around him, but he was hardly aware of any of it. The champagne had caused his systems to become so drunken that he could no longer think straight.
Eventually, however, he became aware of something. Everyone had gathered at the table, and there was Puppet's laptop right there, displaying a live video of the ball drop.
His friends around him were taking loudly, whether of excitement or anger he couldn't tell...then, he focused a little harder.
He could make out their words. They were counting down.
"Ten! Nine! Eight!"
The new year was seconds away. Foxy realized that now.
"Seven! Six! Five! Four!"
It was moments away. The year Foxy had experienced was finally ending.
"Three! Two!"
Here it came.
"One!"
A clang sounded from the screen of Puppet's laptop as the ball dropped.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
And that was when everyone shouted out. Foxy, mustering his energy, stood up and shouted out right alongside them. He felt as excited and glorious as they felt for one wonderful moment.
Then his entire hardware crashed.
He collapsed back onto his chair, and his systems, overcome by the champagne, compelled him to deactivate, and fall into a somehow calming sleep as he registered the fact of the night.
The first year was over...
...and the second year had begun.
"What the heck is with all that noise up there? Geez." Garbage groaned as he sat down with the rest of the garbage that lived in the garbage chute. "Guess they're really excited about something or other. Eh, well, doesn't concern me. They probably just caught another guard or something. I'm going back to bed..."
"Hmm...do you hear that?"
"Hear w-w-what?"
"There seems to be a lot of noise coming from above us...what could be going on?"
"I...d-don't know...a party, m-maybe?"
"Possibly. If only we knew what it was about..."
"IT HAS BEGUN."
"Heh...another year, huh? Well, I'll be sure to make it an eventful one..."
~End of the First Year~
~The Second Year begins in the next chapter~
Chapter 78: Foxy’s Lost Remnant
Summary:
The night after the party, something strange happens with Foxy.
Chapter Text
~January~
~The Second Year~
It felt like a while had passed before Foxy awoke again.
As he did, he groggily activated and started to open his eyes. The noise from last night was gone, replaced with mostly silence, save for quiet chewing sounds.
He opened his eyes all the way. He was still inside the main room, on the same chair he had sat on last night.
Last night...
He was trying to remember what had happened last night. He could barely remember it. Details of the ordeal were coming to him slowly as he thought about it. He remembered the music, the ball drop on Puppet's laptop...he remembered downing tons of bottles of champagne and going somewhat crazy after that...he remembered some kind of blur jumping around the room, although he couldn't recall who or what it was...
"So you're finally awake, huh, Foxy?"
"Huh?" Foxy stuttered, snapping to attention. Bonnet was there, sitting at the table on the opposite side of where he was sitting, a carrot in her hand a small pile of carrots sitting in front of her.
It was then that Foxy noticed that the massive pile of food that had been on the table last night had been almost completely vanquished. There wasn't much left at all except crumbs, empty bottles, and some bones left behind from Freddy's chicken. He looked to his side, towards the cooler that had held their drinks, and noticed it was empty as well. The ice inside had either melted or had been taken out, and there was several more empty bottles inside of it as well. Almost none of last night's food remained. It looked as if some of the carrots had survived, though, because Bonnet seemed to be polishing them off.
"Oh...good morning, Bonnet." Foxy said in a low voice. For some reason, he felt a little off this morning. He quickly brushed off the feeling, though- it was probably just a side effect of him getting so drunk last night.
"Yes, hello." Bonnet greeted. "So you've woken up. That sure took a while."
"What do you mean?"
"What do you think I mean? You were out like a light after the ball drop last night. You slept for a while, in fact. It's currently ten P.M."
"Did I?" Foxy mumbled. "Hnnn...guess all those drinks I had made me crash harder than the Titanic..."
Bonnet rolled her eyes as she swallowed another carrot. "No kidding."
Foxy looked around himself a bit more. The main room was, as he had noticed earlier, very quiet now. The noise that had taken over the room last night seemed to have faded away, leaving nothing but echoes of memories behind. The decorations had already been taken down, surprisingly to Foxy. He supposed the others must've cleaned everything up while he was asleep. The room was back to its normal self, except for a few new years' balloons that were still on the ceiling.
Then Foxy noticed the chair right next to himself. Mr. Wigglesworth was there, sitting idly on the chair, unmoving as always.
"Oh, hey, Mr. Wigglesworth." Foxy said. He waited for a moment for a response.
...but he didn't hear anything this time. Foxy made a face. Weird. Usually, Mr. Wigglesworth gave him a response in seconds, but this time, nothing. Foxy decided to shrug this off as well- perhaps his friend was simply...asleep. Yeah, that worked as an explanation. He had never seen Mr. Wigglesworth sleep before (he was usually always awake), but maybe the stuffed bear really was sleeping this time. That had to be it.
"So." Foxy spoke up. He still felt a little woozy, but he got the words out, ready to conversate about the events of last night. "That party last night...wow. I haven't been in a party that crazy in a long time. Not even the Christmas party we had last month was embroiled in as much anarchy as last night."
"Mmm-hmm. God, all the stuff that went down...your friends sure do know how to make a fool of themselves. You included." Bonnet muttered.
"Hey, come on, you did questionable things too. Like..." Foxy thought for a moment, and a memory appeared in his mind, becoming clear enough for him to speak about. "...like how you took a large amount of the food we had and consumed all of it. I never knew you had such an appetite."
Bonnet smirked. "Ooh, yeah. I love eating, if I do say so myself. Can't let delicious food go unprocessed, right?"
"I suppose. How'd you manage to eat it all without overstuffing your storage tank, though?"
"Ah, right. Well, for that, I kept dumping all of the food I ate into a nearby bucket and then emptying the bucket every half an hour. It was a bit of a weird process, but it was worth it in my book."
"Bucket?" Foxy looked around, gazing at the floor below him, but he didn't see any kind of bucket.
Bonnet noticed him looking. "It's not here anymore, Foxy. I already put it away."
"But what did you do with all of the mashed up food that was inside?"
Bonnet smirked again. "Dumped it all into the garbage chute so that pet security guard you guys have can get rid of it for me. Freddy told me about him last night. I figured I'd help keep him alive by giving him all of the food waste I generated."
"Hmm. Okay." Foxy replied, nodding slightly. The weird feeling he was feeling was starting to bother him. "Ugh...for some reason, I feel so...odd."
"Odd how?" Bonnet asked.
"Well...for some reason...I feel like I don't feel as...energetic...today. I feel sluggish and slow, and...for some reason I can't bring myself to feel happy, or sad, or angry, or...well, anything."
"You sure that isn't just a side effect of all the champagne you drank last night?"
Foxy shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe. I guess maybe I'm just groggy and recovering from being drunk or something, but...I'm not sure." He turned to the stuffed bear sitting next to him. "Hey, Mr. Wigglesworth. Do you know why I'm feeling like this?"
He listened carefully, waiting for Mr. Wigglesworth to speak. At first, he didn't notice anything. Then he heard it. He heard some muffled kind of speaking that seemed to be coming from his mind. That voice sounded like...Mr. Wigglesworth. But it wasn't clear it all. It was all restricted and hard to listen to. It was almost as if Foxy was talking to him from the other side of a very thick wall.
Bonnet raised an eyebrow. "Well? Is your so-called friend telling you anything?"
"I..." Foxy stuttered. "...I think so, but...I can't make out what he's saying. He sounds so muffled. Mr. Wigglesworth, can't you speak up?"
The muffled speaking grew somewhat louder, but it was still too muffled for Foxy to understand any of it.
"Louder. I still can't make out what you're saying."
The speaking grew even louder, but Foxy still couldn't understand his friend.
"...he's talking louder, but he's still so muffled...I don't understand." Foxy said. "Why is this happening?"
"It could be another side effect...but you can hear me perfectly, can't you?"
"Yeah. I can hear everything you're saying without problems. But Mr. Wigglesworth just sounds like he's trying to talk to me from another room..."
"Hmm...then maybe the champagne is making your mind finally block out that imaginary friend of yours?"
"He's not...imaginary." Foxy said slowly. "He's...real."
"Then prove it."
Foxy paused. "...I can't. He just...is."
Bonnet rolled her eyes again. "Oh, goodness gracious, nevermind about your precious stuffed animal, then. Look, if you're unable to stop speaking to me in such a monotone voice, then I think it's about time you tried to fix it. This is apparently because you don't feel energized, right?"
"Well...yeah. I think so."
"Okay, then maybe you should do something to make yourself energized."
"Like what?"
"I dunno. You know yourself better than I do. You think of something."
So Foxy thought for a moment. What usually made him excited and full of energy? Talking to Mr. Wigglesworth? No, that was more of a calming thing, and he couldn't do that now that the stuffed bear was so muffled. Running around? No, that would probably just make himself even more tired. Bouncing around in the bounce house? Hmm...maybe that last one was worth a shot.
"...bouncing around in the bounce house usually does get me in a good mood." Foxy admit. "I could always try that."
"Then go ahead and do it." Bonnet responded, pointing in the direction of the bounce house.
Foxy nodded and stood up, then trudged over to the bounce house and went inside. It was vacant save for him, so he would have a good amount of room to jump around. He started to bounce, starting off with little hops before putting a little more legwork into higher jumps. He kept this up for a minute, waiting for his actions to bring about some kind of euphoria inside him that would finally allow him to start feeling his emotions again.
This never came. Even as he bounced higher and farther, nothing seemed to change. He felt the same as before: flat, tired, and empty. He gave up and walked out of the bounce house, heading back over to Bonnet, who was still seated at the table and was chewing up the last remaining carrot as Foxy approached.
"Didn't work." Foxy said, shaking his head. "Still can't feel excitement." When he said this, he noticed that he didn't feel disappointed or dejected at all, even though he thought he should be. He just felt so plain inside; it was like nothing seemed to stir any feelings in him anymore.
"This is getting confusing." Bonnet said, scowling as the mashed-up carrot disappeared into her throat pipe. "Are you sure you're not just infected with a virus or something?"
"...let me check." Foxy replied. He commanded his systems to give him a status report, and it appeared before his eyes, giving him the information he needed.
But everything seemed fine. His body was at 100% strength and was undamaged, so he wasn't physically ailed. His battery power was still high, so he shouldn't be so tired. His status didn't report any viruses lurking inside his hardware, so he wasn't sick. It was all how it was normally supposed to be. According to his systems, nothing was amiss.
...so then why did he feel so emotionless?
"I'm not sick. I just checked." Foxy finally responded. "My systems haven't detected any viruses, none of my external or internal parts are damaged, and I have too much battery life left for me to get this tired. I can't figure out what the problem is."
"So you're completely fine, then?" Bonnet asked. "You're not faking this, are you?"
"No. I really feel this way. I just feel like I'm...not myself, somehow."
"Oh, you're up, Foxy."
Foxy looked off to the right. Puppet had just exited out of the kitchen and was coming towards him and Bonnet.
"Oh. Hey, Puppet." Foxy responded, give him a slow wave that didn't have much enthusiasm behind it.
"Good morning." Puppet said. "Glad to see you're awake. I wish you could've woken up sooner, though, so you could've helped me and the others with cleaning everything up. I just had to get the dishes done, and I wish I could've gotten your help."
"Sorry for not waking up sooner, I guess." Foxy apologized blankly. "But why didn't you just ask Bonnet to help you?"
"Well, I tried." Puppet informed Foxy as he gave Bonnet an irritated look. "But she kept complaining that she was too busy eating those carrots to help. Plus, she kept insisting that it wasn't her turn to do it."
"Yeah, because it wasn't!" Bonnet answered, crossing her arms. "It was supposed to be yours and Foxy's turn, not mine! Besides, someone had to take care of the leftovers."
"My turn? But I don't even remember starting any kind of 'taking turns' system at all." Foxy commented. "If I remember correctly, we usually just agree on who does what job before everyone gets to work."
"Right, and I told her that earlier, because I'm not going to just accept such a blatant excuse to get out of work." Puppet grumbled crossly. "But then she yelled 'not it' and I was so taken aback that everyone else said 'not it' before I could. Since I was the last one to say it and you were asleep and hadn't said it at all, the others agreed that you and I should be the ones assigned to do the dishes."
"Ah. Well, sorry again for being asleep for so long. I really went into a food coma there, didn't I?"
"Oh, that doesn't even begin to describe it. You were out cold. None of us could get you to wake up, no matter how hard we tried. Not saying I blame you, though. That party last night went off the rails in every way imaginable; it only makes sense that you'd need rest after all that."
"That party was crazy, yeah. I remember having all those drinks last night, too...that made me so insane that I'm having trouble remembering what I did after that. Did I...happen to gobble down a bunch of food?"
"Yeah, you did. You kind of went and challenged the others to an eating competition, so they took you up on it. And darn, you ate a lot. Only Bonnet was a faster eater than you."
Foxy nodded. "Right, right. And...what else happened that night?"
Puppet laughed. "Where do I even begin? Well, for starters, Freddy was probably just as insane as you during that party. He didn't have any champagne, but he did put his systems on a sugar rush after he drank down at least fifteen bottles of apple juice."
"Fifteen?"
"Yeah, and he just became an absolute madman after that. He was running faster than I had ever seen, dancing everywhere, jumping around, yelling a lot...he was practically bouncing off the walls."
Foxy thought about that. He was starting to remember that now. In his mind's eye, he could see the memory now: there was Freddy, darting back and forth and back and forth across the room at somewhat incredible speeds, shouting all the while.
"I remember that now." Foxy muttered, nodding. "And Ballora was trying to stop him, wasn't she? She kept chasing after him, trying to get him to calm down and take a seat..." His mind showed him proof of this. He could see Ballora now, running as fast as she could as she chased Freddy in circles around the room, shouting angrily at him to stop going so crazy. Her efforts had been in vain, as Freddy had become far too fast for her to catch up to him.
"Yeah, she wanted him to stop, but we couldn't get him to stop until the ball drop was about to happen and we convinced him to come over and watch it. And then Reggie was there, trying to get Ballora to cool off and not worry about Freddy so much, but she didn't really listen to him."
Another memory appeared in Foxy's mind. He saw Reggie, still seated at the other end of the table and yelling after Ballora, trying unsuccessfully to advise her to return to the table and relax.
"Mmm-hmm." Foxy acknowledged. "And then...and then Baby was there, too. She didn't really seem happy during that party. I could hear her murmuring under her breath about how she wanted to go back to her room and keep playing her games."
Foxy saw yet another memory. There was Baby, seated to Foxy's left. Even with all the chaos going on around her, she had done nothing but stare dejectedly at the ground in sad silence, occasionally muttering that she wished she could leave and go back to playing FPS games online. Puppet and Ballora had both been adamant that she had to stay, and that it was healthier for her to come and be with everyone else rather than shutting herself into her room again. Foxy remembered that Baby had barely eaten any of the food. When Ballora hadn't been chasing Freddy around the room, she had been nicely trying to convince Baby to process some food. She hadn't been able to get Baby to listen to her very much, unfortunately, as Baby was too busy lamenting over her games to focus on enjoying the party.
"Yeah. Wish she could've been a bit more social last night. Those video games have really started to take over her life." Puppet commented. "Ballora's really worried about her. She keeps saying that she's afraid Baby might forget about us and lock herself in the vents for the rest of time."
"Well, we're just going to have to keep trying to get her to come out until she finally does." Foxy responded. "Hmm...what else happened during the party? I remember...I remember that Bonnet had been looking for Bon-Bon the whole time, but hadn't seen him, right?"
"Yeah! I was sure he would show up, but he never did!" Bonnet whined. "I don't understand why he couldn't be here. Everyone else was."
Foxy found another memory in his mind. While Bonnet had indeed been eating much during the party, he also caught sight of her looking left and right every now and then, desperately trying to keep an eye out for any sign of Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon really hadn't been at the party the entire time. His chair had been vacant for the duration of the party, empty and unoccupied. He hadn't been there to help the others eat through the pile of food, nor had he been there when they started their New Years' party games. He hadn't even shown up when everyone gathered at the table to watch the ball drop happen on Puppet's laptop.
"Oh, yeah, you guys wouldn't have seen him." Puppet commented. "But he actually was there for a little bit."
"What?!" Bonnet exclaimed. "When?!"
"About halfway through the party, I'd say. He came into the kitchen while Ballora and I were in there trying to help Dinah make extra food. He told us he was just there to grab a snack and that he was going to leave afterwards, and he begged the three of us not to tell everyone else that he was there. We could see how genuine he was being, so we promised not to tell anybody else until the party was over. Then we gave him a candy bar and a small can of soda and watched him leave. Didn't show up again after that."
"Oh. Is he the reason why that stack of candy bars on the table disappeared so suddenly?" Foxy asked, even though he didn't feel curious.
"No, that was Freddy. That bear went and completely devoured all the Snickers, Kit Kats, Twix, and Milky Way bars we had brought. I don't even think he took the wrappers off before he consumed them. Bon-Bon only took one candy bar, no more than that."
"He came here and he didn't tell me?!" Bonnet shouted. "But how did he get past me without me seeing him? I was there in the main room the whole time!"
"Um...didn't you go into the bounce house for a little bit?" Foxy questioned as the memory of Bonnet running into the bounce house came to him. "He probably snuck by while you were in there."
"Darn!" Bonnet grumbled, snapping her fingers. "I shouldn't have went in there. He must not like bounce houses if he avoided it during the party."
"So yeah. If it makes you feel any better, he seemed to know that you were there." Puppet continued. "But he looked like he was in a hurry and didn't want to be seen."
Bonnet looked at the ground confusedly. "Does that mean he's...avoiding me? On purpose? But why?! I thought he loved my company!"
"I dunno about that. Did he ever try to run away from you when he was around you?" Foxy asked quietly.
"No! Well...I don't think so, at least. For the most part, he never left my side when we were in the vents. But as I told you guys before, in the few days before he disappeared, he did try to start games of tag with me. Of course, I'd always catch him, since I'm faster than he is!"
Hmm...so Bon-Bon actually doesn't enjoy her company at all. Foxy thought. First, he tries to escape while he's in the vents with her...and then he sneaks past herand tries to avoid her while the party last night was going on. I guess he really doesn't want to come face to face with her again...but why?
"So yeah, I dunno what's up." Bonnet continued. "Oh, that reminds me. After our games of tag, sometimes he would ask me if he could go off by himself and try to find an exit. I didn't let him do that at first, because I felt so unhappy with the idea of separating, but after a few days, I gave in and said I'd let him go off on his own tomorrow." Bonnet seemed to consider something, and she perked up. "Hey...wait a second! I just remembered! That night, when I went to sleep and woke up the next morning was the night he disappeared! Oh, Bon-Bon must've went off early to go find an exit! That daring little rascal! It's no wonder I like him so much...but now I'm even more confused. Why didn't he come back for me? Wouldn't he come and get me after he found the exit?"
Foxy and Puppet looked at each other. It seemed they both understood what was going on with Bon-Bon and Bonnet, but neither of them really felt like explaining to Bonnet what the truth of the matter was. They didn't want to risk her getting angry again.
"Well...y'see, the kinda awkward thing is...that I...don't know." Puppet lied after a moment of stuttering. "I have no idea why Bon-Bon would do that."
"Me neither." Foxy added, also lying to appease Bonnet.
"Then that makes three of us!" Bonnet concluded. "I swear, Bon-Bon really confuses me sometimes...but then again...I do like how mysterious he can be..." She giggled a bit more.
"So...I dunno what to do anymore, so I guess if I'm gonna feel better, I'm gonna need to go to my cove and lay down..." Foxy mumbled dryly, and he turned to leave.
"Huh? Why are you trying to go back to sleep already?" Puppet asked, looking befuddled. "You already just slept for a really long while, Foxy. You shouldn't be tired enough to go back to deactivation mode."
"But...I don't really want to talk anymore, to be honest."
Puppet's befuddled look became more pronounced. "What...? But Foxy, you're usually always ready to talk. You talk to all of us and to your stuffed bear so often. I've never really seen you trying to avoid chatting with us. Yeah, sure, you might try to run off if we ask you for a favor, but you've never been against having simple conversation. That's something Baby does, but not you." Puppet gave Foxy a searching look. "I'm starting to think something's wrong here..."
"Uh. Well. Maybe. Possibly." Foxy said slowly. "I'm not sure. Maybe if I sit down, I'll feel differently." Foxy walked back to the table and took a seat again.
Puppet gave Foxy yet another incredulous look. "But you were just sitting down in your sleep. For hours."
"Maybe I need to sit down again."
Puppet scratched his head. "Okay, I'm officially confused. Can anyone tell me what's going on here?"
Bonnet sighed. "Hold on, I forgot that you weren't here when he told me. Let me tell you what Foxy said to me." She crawled over to Puppet, who leaned down and tilted his head as she whispered into the spot on his head where his ear would be, if he had ears.
When she finished, Puppet stood back up and looked taken aback. "What? You're telling me Foxy can't feel any emotions? At all?"
"Nope." Bonnet answered.
"Happiness? Sadness? Anger? Disgust? Anything?"
"Zilch. Not a single one, apparently. He doesn't seem to feel anything at all, except this weird sense of tiredness."
Puppet tilted his head. "Tiredness? Uh...from the party, maybe?"
Bonnet shook her head. "That's what I thought, too. But Foxy already tried to remedy it by bouncing around in the bounce house, and he doesn't seem to be any different."
"So even the bounce house isn't perking him up...I've never seen this happen before." Puppet faced Foxy, who had been listening unaffectedly the entire time. "Alright, Foxy, it's clear that there's some kind of problem going on inside you."
"I'm not infected with a virus." Foxy responded automatically.
"No, no, not that kind of problem. I mean the whole 'no emotion' thing you've got going on. This concerns me a lot, Foxy. Are you feeling alright?"
Foxy looked down at himself. "I don't feel jubilant or anything, but I'm not miserable either. I guess I'm...neutral?"
Puppet slammed his fist into his other hand. "That settles it. We gotta do something to get you back to your usual self. I've learned a lot of methods of cheering up over the years, Foxy, so you've come to the right guy. I'll get you back up to scratch in no time. You can count on me." He pointed at Bonnet. "And she's going to help too, whether she likes it or not."
Bonnet rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine. Might as well try to help stop Foxy from acting so weird...not like I had plans for the day, anyways."
"Correct. Let's get started." Puppet said. "Firstly, Foxy, can you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up?"
Puppet didn't raise any fingers up at all, so Foxy said: "You're not holding up any fingers."
Puppet nodded. "Hmm, okay. So the problem isn't with your sight. You can see just fine, I presume."
"I can see everything the same as ever."
"Okay, then let's try something else. Foxy, give me a sniff and tell me what your smell sensors detect."
Foxy gave a tiny nod and sniffed the air near Puppet. His smell sensors gave him a nearly instantaneous reading. He said: "It says that you smell like soap."
"Correct. I took a short shower tonight, and I was handling the dishes, so the scent of the dish soap is still on my hands. Looks like your smell's just fine, too. It must be something else." Puppet paused for a moment. "...open your mouth, Foxy. I want to look inside."
"Okay." Foxy mumbled. He opened his jaw as wide as he could. Puppet peered inside.
"Hmm...so far, I'm not seeing anything off. Your teeth are all fine, and your endoskeleton looks undamaged, so it must not be in-"
And then Puppet gave off a loud gasp and backed away, suddenly in shock.
Bonnet made a face. "What'd you do that for, Puppet?"
Puppet was stammering wildly under his breath. "...no, there's no way...he's missing...he's missing it...but how? He shouldn't even be able to remember anything at all without...without that stuff..." He put his hands to his head, looking stressed. "...oh god, oh god, what am I going to do now? How am I going to find it again? Without it, he might..."
"What are you whispering about, Puppet?" Foxy asked. He could barely even hear what Puppet was saying.
"Oh. Well..." Puppet hesitated anxiously. "I found the reason why you feel so emotionless."
"You did? Okay, what is it, then...?"
"It's...something I can't tell you fully about. But you should know that it's something...very, very important. Something that makes you...well, you."
Foxy felt as if he should be concerned by this, but of course, he wasn't. He did bring himself to ask: "Something important? Like, something that affects my personality?"
"...in a way, yes." Puppet mumbled. "It's more like something that gives you a true kind of existence."
"What do you mean? Am I missing...my soul?"
Puppet paused. "...yes. No. Sort of. It's...too much for me to explain. Listen, what you need to do is that we have to get that back before something happens. If you go for too long without it, you might...change."
"Change how?"
"Nevermind how, okay? The point is that it would be bad if you changed! We have to find what you lost, before we run out of time."
"Do...we need to get it back?"
"Yes! Why would you even ask that?! Of course we have to! Do you want to stay an emotionless husk forever?!"
Foxy tilted his head. "...husk?"
"Arrgh, nevermind! Come on, we have to figure out where it is or how to restore it." Puppet looked off in thought. "...where could it be? It it's in liquid form, then it may be lost...but it could be in a container if we're lucky...if it's in gas form, it could be floating around here somewhere...although if it floats outside of the building, it'll be lost for good..."
"Puppet, what're you babbling about now?" Bonnet asked.
"...I've got a plan." Puppet said. "Foxy, we need to search everywhere we had the party last night. In particular, we need to look for either an orange liquid or a glowing white ball of gas."
"Uh...okay." Foxy agreed. "Should we look under the tables or something...?"
"Yes, yes, just scrounge around and see if you find anything matching my description."
And so off they went. Puppet checked the stage and bounce house will Foxy peered under the table. As his eyes scanned the floor, Bonnet crawled over to him.
"Find it yet?" She asked.
"No. Do you have it?" He asked back.
"Of course not! Although...I do recognize that description Puppet gave us...wow, you're going to need it back. Won't be long before something happens if you can't recover it."
"What do you mean?"
She gave Foxy a look. "Nothing. Just that you need to find it."
"Uh, okay." Foxy said. He didn't see any orange liquid or floating ball of gas underneath the table, so he stood up and looked back at Puppet, who was approaching him again.
"It doesn't seem to be anywhere in this room. Let's go look in the halls and the bathrooms." Puppet declared.
The trio took the time to search the small and big hallway, but nothing was lying on the floor. They checked the party rooms, but they were empty. They looked through the windows of Ballora's room, but didn't see any orange liquid or gas, and when they tried to open the door, it was locked again.
With those areas checked, they went to the bathrooms.
"Okay, you just need to check them. They could be in one for the stalls or in the sink. Then again, if it were in the sink, it would be gone by now..." Puppet mused. "...just go and check them."
Foxy nodded plainly. "Okay." He went into the boys' bathroom and checked around, opening the stalls and looking in them. Nothing. He came back out.
Suddenly, Puppet got an odd expression on his face. He said: "Oh, whoops. I think you went into the wrong restroom. The other one is the one you normally go into."
"But I always go into the boys' room."
"Oh, no, no, no. You go into the girls' room. Come on, go check in there as well."
Foxy shrugged. "Okay." He went in there and checked the stalls in there as well. No liquid, no gas, nada. He came back out to see Puppet snickering audibly, and even Bonnet was smirking.
"You just went into the other bathroom. Heh heh." He chuckled. "Got you again."
Foxy just stared blankly at him. He didn't feel disturbed at all by the fact that he, a boy, went into the girls' restroom.
Puppet noticed Foxy's expression, slowly stopped laughing, and sighed. "You know, it's a lot funnier when you actually react to that. But without emotions, you don't even care at all." He sighed. "Ah, forget that. I shouldn't have slacked off by trying to trick you again. Let's get back to looking for your missing thing."
When they had checked the auditorium, they didn't find it there either, so they decided to regroup in the main room. As they went back inside, Puppet spoke again.
"So...what about that voice in your head? Is it emotionless, too?" Puppet muttered.
"Oh, not at all. He's the one missing it, not me."
"...yeah." Foxy said dryly. He felt as if he should tell it to go away, but this time, his lack of anger or fear or hatred gave him no inclination to do so.
"You're so dry without your precious remnant, Foxy. Why not replace yourremnant with me? I would be too happy to share..."
"Hmm. Maybe. I dunno. If it gives me emotions again, then it could be worth a-" Foxy considered.
"The answer's no." Puppet cut in quickly. "Voice, you're not going to go trying to make deals with Foxy when he hasn't gotten the emotion needed to argue with you."
"Precisely. Without emotions, this is the perfect time to-"
"Foxy, push the voice into the back corner of your mind like you always do."
"Okay." Foxy agreed blankly. He let his mind focus and push the voice into the back corner of his mind. For some reason, it seemed easier to get rid of the voice now that his emotions weren't filling up his head. "...the voice is gone now."
Puppet breathed a sigh of relief. "Good riddance. Anyways, where should we look now?"
"In the kitchen, please. I think we should go in there and take a break from all this searching." Bonnet voiced. "This searching makes me want to process more food."
"Already?" Puppet responded incredulously. "Oh, fine. I wouldn't mind processing some food either. But we can't take too long eating, and once we're done, we need to get back to searching. Foxy, you don't mind coming with, right?"
"No. I'll come." He muttered.
Puppet nodded, and he led Foxy and Bonnet across the main room to the kitchen. The kitchen doors were already open, so they just went right in.
The kitchen was there as it usually was, save for the absence of Dinah. Foxy heard the noises of the tv in the break room and supposed that the chef must be on break again.
"I'll grab myself something to eat. You as well, Foxy, because I've got something in mind for you, too." Puppet said. "Bonnet, you can just eat whatever you like. I don't mind what, as long as you don't eat too much of the food."
"Alright! Food, here I come!" Bonnet cheered, and she opened one of the cabinets and dived inside, then tossed out a bag of carrots, came back out, opened the bag, and started eating them up.
Puppet, meanwhile, was rooting through the fridge. It was plugged in this time, and stocked with plenty of food supplies- all except for tomatoes, which they had tried to order previously but had still not gotten. Foxy didn't understand why that was the case. Was there a tomato shortage in town that he didn't know about, or something?
Oh, well. He didn't feel any way about it right then, anyways. He did suppose he would do something while Puppet searched for food, so he went to the garbage chute, opened it, and started talking.
"Hey. Garbage." Foxy started.
"Huh? Oh, it's you again, Foxy." Garbage sighed from inside the chute. "What is it now?"
Foxy paused. Where was he going with this conversation? He didn't even know what to talk about. Part of him didn't even feel like talking at all.
"On second thought...nevermind. Just...go back to what you were doing." Foxy said.
"Um...sure, I guess? Geez, never heard that kind of response before..."
Foxy closed the chute up and turned back to Puppet, who was still whispering to himself as he examined the contents of the fridge.
"Hmm...what to eat? Not going to touch all the frozen chicken in here, that's for Freddy to eat..." Puppet mumbled. Suddenly, he perked up. "Wait a minute! Is that a tomato?" He leaned in closer, then sighed in disappointment. "No, it's just an apple. Aw, man."
"Still no tomatoes in there?" Foxy asked.
"Nope. I swear, it's like tomatoes suddenly became scarce in this town. We placed a grocery order a few days ago, but the only thing we didn't get was the tomatoes. If we just had those, maybe we could finally have Dinah make us pizza."
Foxy just stared off at the wall. "Mmm...nah. Honestly, it's not worth it at this point. We might never get those tomatoes that we need."
"Hey, don't just give up like that. We can wait it out." Puppet assured Foxy, turning away from the fridge. "I mean, nobody's been as eager to get Dinah to make pizza as you. Wouldn't that make you happy, Foxy? Y'know, finally getting a pizza made?"
Foxy blinked once. "I don't know if I care about pizza anymore."
Puppet gave Foxy a look. "Foxy...trying to get pizza has been your goal for a long while. Don't tell me that this situation is making you lose sight of that goal."
Foxy looked at his memories again. They were starting to recede, to get fuzzier, to fade away. It was like bits and pieces of himself were disappearing. He recalled memories where he was enthusiastic about pizza, how he argued with Dinah over how it should be made, how he had tried so hard to get it done...but now, he couldn't muster the emotion to care. He didn't feel enthusiastic to get pizza nor did he feel unhappy with the idea of getting pizza. He just felt...nothing in particular about it. Only facts, not feelings, were all that he was able to think about anymore.
Puppet just shook his head and turned back to the fridge. "We'll fix this soon enough, Foxy. I promise. In the meantime, here!" He came back from the fridge with a breadstick and a can of alphabet soup. He set the breadstick on the counter, then grabbed the can opener and used it to get the can open. His arm reached for another cabinet and got a bowl, then put it on the counter. His other hand lifted the can and tipped its contents into the bowl. With both hands this time, he picked up the bowl and offered it to Foxy. "I got you some soup. I know it's a meaningless gesture when it comes to restoring your emotions, but...can't hunt for your missing part without putting some food in your food storage tank, can you?"
"...I guess."
"Go ahead and try it. Who knows? Maybe you'll even feel a little better afterwards."
"Alright." Foxy took a metal spoon from Puppet, then spooned some soup from the bowl he was holding and put it in his mouth. He paused to read what his taste sensors were telling him. "Well...it's extremely spicy for alphabet soup. Otherwise, my taste sensors do say that it's coming in positive."
Puppet nodded a little. "Even spicy soup doesn't trigger anything in you. Remnant really is a necessity for us to live..."
"At least he likes it. I mean, supposedly." Bonnet commented. "But seeing him so boring is making me bored. Can't we find his remnant already?"
"Sure. In a minute, maybe." Puppet replied. "We have plenty of time to find it, before Foxy...well..." Puppet looked at his feet. Foxy noticed that he looked quite sad. "Hey, Foxy? If we can't find your missing thing and you end up...changing...then I just want to say sorry in advance. I'm not ready to give up just yet, but if all else fails...I'll miss the old you."
Foxy stared at Puppet. He didn't feel sorry back due to his lack of emotions, but somehow, he felt unsure.
"Hey, it's okay! Everything will work out." Puppet continued, grinning. "I have an idea. Let's put some cookies into one of the ovens, and then we can look for your remnant while they're baking. How's that sound?"
"Ooh! I like the sound of that!" Bonnet agreed.
"...okay." Foxy agreed quietly.
"Then I'll get on it! Let me just preheat the oven real quick." Puppet walked behind the kitchen counter in the center of the room, which was the area where Dinah usually worked, and looked down at one of the ovens. "Hey, one of the ovens is already on. Guess somebody's already cooking something. What're they cooking?" Foxy peered around the counter, and he saw Puppet hit the lightbulb button on the center oven, causing the light to turn on. Puppet exclaimed and stood up in surprise.
"What?!" He exclaimed. "That's...in the oven..."
"What is it? What'd you find?" Bonnet asked curiously.
"...the remnant. It's in the oven." Puppet whispered.
"What?!" Bonnet exclaimed, doing a double-take.
"...what?" Foxy stuttered, feeling as blank as ever.
Puppet quickly turned off the center oven, opened it, and pulled out a glass jar. Inside was the strangest liquid Foxy had ever seen: it was orange, like Puppet described, but Foxy noticed that it was bubbling like lava. It was some kind of molten substance, this thing.
"There's no doubt about it. This is Foxy's remnant!" Puppet said. "But how'd it get in...? Agh, nevermind, that doesn't matter right now! Foxy, get over here!" Puppet went over to Foxy and unscrewed the jar in readiness. "Foxy, we have to put this remnant back inside you within the next minute. If we keep it outside of the oven any longer, it'll lose its effects! Open your mouth and drink all of this. Your body will know it's your remnant and will reroute it from your food tank to your remnant pipes. Please, hurry!"
Foxy took the open jar wordlessly. He looked down into it, down at the Molten substance below. His mind was imagining it as some healthy drink that would make him feel better. The temptation to drink it was growing.
Then, he went for it. He tipped the contents into his open mouth and let the orange substance go right down his throat pipe.
He felt his body detect the remnant and shift its pipes. Then he gasped. It was like something was flowing inside him, like some kind of lifeblood he had been missing. His body felt hotter than before, when it had felt cold and empty previously.
The warmness made something stir in him. He was beginning to feel some sense of understanding, and even if euphoria. Everything was coming back to him. His memories were clear again.
And then, the warmness stopped, and Foxy felt like himself again. He stared down at himself and laughed.
"It...worked! I can feel again!" He exclaimed.
"You can? Uh, what do you feel?" Puppet asked.
"Happy! Really happy. And also...relieved that I don't feel so empty inside anymore."
"So you're back to normal?" Bonnet questioned.
"Yeah, I think so." Foxy responded, grinning. "Alright, emotions! I didn't know how much I missed feeling these until I got them back, hah!" He paused. "Wait...does this mean...I have to check something!" Foxy ran out of the kitchen.
"Huh? Hey, where are you going, Foxy?" He heard Puppet call after him. Foxy kept running, going into the main room and right over to the table, where Mr. Wigglesworth was still seated.
"Hey! Mr. Wigglesworth! Say something!" Foxy said loudly.
Why are you screaming? I'm here.
"I...I can hear you again! Yes!"
Good, finally you understand me. I was talking to you earlier and you weren't able to understand a word I was saying.
"Well, I was missing my remnant, so I couldn't hear you." Foxy replied. "Hey...my remnant was missing...what even is remnant? Puppet, do you know?"
Puppet was approaching him at that very moment, and when Foxy asked, Puppet froze, then coughed loudly. "Uh...I don't know entirely. I just know that it's...uh, some very serious substance that keeps you the way you are."
"Oh, is that it? Glad I got it back then. Without it, dunno what I would've become." Foxy chuckled. "Hmm, I wonder...how did I even lost it? I don't remember taking it out or anything. I didn't even know it existed before today."
"Honestly, we may never know! But we found it, so no use dwelling on the problem, anyways." Bonnet commented. "So, now that your issue is resolved, we can get back to the real business at hand. Like finding Bon-Bon! I'd search for him, but I have no idea where he might be."
"How many times have you searched this place already?" Foxy asked.
"Three separate times! But I can't find him. He must be a good hider." Bonnet said. She giggled. "Maybe...he's shy, too...oh, if he is, I like him even more now!"
"Well, he'll have to turn up at some point. Honestly, I'd like to ask him what he's been doing while he's been gone." Foxy turned to Puppet. "Oh, by the way...thanks for the help, Puppet. For finding my remnant, I mean."
"Oh, uh...you're welcome." Puppet replied, nodding. "I was just trying to prevent you from...well, just know that the aftereffects of losing your remnant could be bad."
"Then I'm even more thankful for you help. Oh, and you too, Bonnet, since you did try to help find it."
"Mmm-hmm!" She agreed, smirking and putting her hands on her hips.
"So, what do we do now? I'm open to scaring someone. Maybe a security guard, if there's any of them coming tonight. Or we could go bother Ballora and try to scare her instead."
"Nope, no security guards are coming tonight, from what I know." Puppet said, shaking his head. "And Ballora's room is locked, so we can't go in there."
"Aw, that's too bad. I wouldn't of minded scaring anyone!" Bonnet whined. "What are we gonna do now?"
"Hmm. Hey, Puppet, do you think we could use your tv and watch a movie or something?" Foxy asked. "Been a while since we've done that."
Puppet shrugged acceptingly. "Don't see why not. We've still got plenty of time left tonight before six A.M, so we could go watch a movie."
"Oh! Can I come?" Bonnet asked.
Puppet hesitated. "I..." Foxy gave him a look, and Puppet gave in. "...yeah, you can come. The more, the merrier, I guess."
"Woo-hoo! Movie time! I'm getting there first!" She bolted off down the small hallway.
"Hey! You'd better not go into my box before I do!" Puppet called after her as he ran down the small hallway too. "I swear, that hand-puppet and her antics..."
Foxy watched them leave, then picked up Mr. Wigglesworth. "Come on! Let's go after them. Then we can do something fun tonight."
Aren't you going to talk with them about your missingremnant thing? That seems concerning to me.
"I mean...the situation is over, I have my remnant back, and everything's fine. Why dwell on it?"
I guess you're right, but even still...how could it have gotten in that oven?
A figure watched, invisible to the eye, as Foxy left the room and followed his friends, carrying his supposedly 'real' friend with him.
Foxy had no idea that he was being watched by one who was observing his actions closely. The figure had been doing so for quite some time, and the animatronics were none the wiser.
Puppet seemed to be noticing something was amiss, but even he had not caught on yet. Perfect indeed. The figure could not reveal themselves, not yet. The figure needed more time.
But they had a plan in mind. They knew what they wanted to do with these animatronics, what opportunities lay in wait for them in the future. After all, a new year had begun. What better time to ramp things up then now?
From behind the corner in the main room, red eyes momentarily became visible, leering out of a cloud of transparent darkness.
"SO HE FOUND IT AFTER ALL...AS I FIGURED HE WOULD." The figure mused. "THE REMNANT PROVED EASY TO STEAL AFTER ALL...THAT FOX MUST NOT HAVE RAISED HIS DEFENSES YET. ALL THE BETTER FOR ME, ALL THE WORSE FOR HIM."
The figure turned away from where they had been looking and considered their next move. "HMM...NO. I WON'T STEAL IT AGAIN. THAT WAS ONLY A TEST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TRIED TO DEPRIVE HIM OF HIS LIFE ESSENCE...IT IS IN MY BEST INTERESTS TO LET HIM KEEP HIS REMNANT. THE PIECES WILL MORE EASILY FALL INTO PLACE IF HIS EMOTIONS AND SOUL ARE FULLY INTACT..."
Then it was decided. The figure would not take the remnant again. Not that they really needed to, anyways. The next phase of their plan would require something very different, they were sure of that.
The figure knew that they would need to reveal themselves eventually, but for now, they would stay hidden. There was no need to come out yet.
They slowly started to become fully invisible again, disappearing off into unseen darkness. There was more work to be done.
Chapter 79: Foxy And The New Backroom
Summary:
Puppet finally finishes construction on the backroom of Foxy's cove, and he shows it off to Foxy.
Chapter Text
What does Puppet want with me this time?
That was the question Foxy was asking himself as he walked down the small and big hallways, heading towards the auditorium. Just ten minutes earlier, Foxy had been sitting in the kitchen, eating by himself, when Bonnet came in, dropped a scrap of paper on the floor, and left without saying a word. When Foxy went over and picked itup, he realized it was a note from Puppet that was addressed to him. It had said:
Foxy,
If you're having time to yourself right now, then I'm sorry to disturb you. I hope you won't mind too much if I take up some of your time.
I have something really important I need to talk to you about. Don't worry, it's nothing ridiculous or nonsensical this time! In fact, I can promise you with full confidence that you are going to like it.
Meet me in the auditorium in ten minutes. I'll fill you in on the details then.
Puppet
Because of this, Foxy now found himself walking down the halls in the direction of said auditorium. He was intrigued, but also a little annoyed. He had plans to consume some food and then ask Freddy if he wanted to watch something with him.
Puppet was his friend, and Foxy was trying his best to trust him to keep his word and not tell him about something random and silly. But Foxy couldn't help but wonder what Puppet wanted so badly to tell him this time. At the very least, he was hoping it would actually be important and not another wild goose chase for some nicknack. He wanted to help his friends out when he could, sure, but he was getting tired of spending his time trying to find whatever tiny object they had misplaced or lost somewhere in the building.
I might as well go see Puppet anyways. Foxy decided as he walked. I'll give him a chance. Whatever this is, I hope it really is important enough for me to have to discard my plans and dedicate more of my time to it.
"Going off to see Puppet, as the letter asked you to?He has a history of wasting your time with frivolous nonsense, you know."
"...I'm going to give him a chance this time." Foxy replied. "Maybe he really is serious this time, and it's something important."
"We shall see. I know for a fact that he is capable of engaging in more serious activities..."
Foxy stopped for a moment. "What do you mean?"
"...have you ever considered that Puppet may not be entirely honest with you? That he is hiding information from you?"
"Yes, of course! But me and the others have talked with each other about, and we've mostly agreed not to question him about the more secretive aspects of his life until we can find the right time to do so. We don't want him to become uncomfortable around us. He's our friend."
"So he is...but haven't you ever thought about what he might be hiding from you? Because you should know something. Some of the things he chooses not to speak about...are much more impactful than you think."
Foxy closed his eyes, sighed, and said: "...No. I'm sure whatever he's got going on secretly, it's nothing of that caliber. And I'm sure as hell not going to take your word for it. I'm not just going to trust you. You're my enemy."
The voice chuckled. "...fine, go ahead and reject my words. But I am telling you the truth. Your friend is keeping secrets...and these secrets aren't just little quirks or tidbits that he keeps under wraps to save face. No...he knows things that would make your heart curl in on itself."
"Like what?!" Foxy exclaimed, frustrated at how cryptic the voice was being. "Tell me!"
The voice laughed even louder. "Wouldn't you like to know?" And then it went silent.
"Voice? Voice!" Foxy yelled. "Huh...it retreated into the corner of my mind intentionally this time...what's with it?"
He shook his head and thought: No,forget it. That voice might not even know anything at all. Maybe it's just trying to trick me so it can steal my body again. Whatever the case, I can't be stupid enough to trust that thing. I have to be smarter. As for Puppet...sure, he's definitely got secrets, but I'm sure it can't be anything of vital importance. If it was, he would've confided in me...
...right?
Foxy let the question wander off into his mind as he kept going. He was nearing the doorway to the auditorium now. He wondered if Puppet would be there, or if he wouldn't show up at all.
Foxy entered the room just seconds after. Puppet was there after all. He was pacing in front of his box, his face in anticipation.
"Uh...hey, Puppet." Foxy spoke up. "I'm here, like you asked me to be?"
"Ah! There you are." Puppet said, snapping to attention. He came over to Foxy at once. "I'm glad you came. I have news for you."
"Is it about Bonnet?" Foxy asked, starting to assume things again. "Has she done anything bad? Or is it that you've lost your temper with her again? Don't tell me you've decided to kick her out!"
"It's not about Bonnet." Puppet responded calmly. "She hasn't acted out at all today, to tell you the truth. I've left her back down in my box to do her own thing."
"Wait, really? Why? I thought you'd never leave her in your room by herself."
"It's alright! She asked to use my computer to binge watch one of her favorite shows."
"...what show is it?"
Puppet sighed. "My Little Pony."
Foxy chuckled. "Hah! I see now. And you just left so you wouldn't have to watch with her?"
"That's part of the reason. I also did it because I figure she'll be fine. She won't be around messing my room up if she's busy watching her shows. I've learned from staying with her that once she starts watching one of her favorite shows, she does not stop until it's over. Besides...for this, it's better for it to be just the two of us. I'd rather not have her tag along this time."
"I understand how you feel. Smart of you to distract her like that, too."
"Thanks!" Puppet paused. He smirked. "Uh, out of curiosity...do you watch that show Bonnet likes to watch?"
Foxy went silent for a moment. "...so hey, what was that thing you were going to tell me? It sounds pretty important this time, so you should get right to it!"
"Oh! Yes, yes, let's get to the point. Foxy, I have big news. I have finally made the much-needed changes to your room."
Foxy stepped back. His mind immediately jumped to his front room, remembering the days where it had been decorated without his permission. He frowned. "My room? Puppet, what did you do to my room? Did you decorate it without me knowing again?!"
"Why do you sound so anxious? I told you in the note that you were going to like this." Puppet said, tilting his head. "You haven't even seen it yet. Come on, follow me and I can show you."
Foxy hesitated, then nodded quickly. He let Puppet lead the way back towards the main room.
While he walked behind him, Foxy found his mind swimming in anxiety and annoyance. What had Puppet done to his room now? Foxy had left his room as soon as he had woken up, and he had not returned for hours. In that time, he knew Puppet could've changed anything in there. The question was, what had he changed?
Puppet had once decorated Foxy's room in a way that Foxy had not liked, and it had taken some pleading to get him to reverse the changes. Everything had been removed save for the posters (which was the only thing Foxy was fine with), and the room had been left empty, as it had been before. Foxy had since then been considering what to do with it and constantly asking Puppet if he could put some furniture in it. Puppet had always refused to answer his question, either by telling Foxy that he was still considering his options or that he was on winter break and wasn't going to answer Foxy's requests while on break.
Foxy had been as patient as he could, continuing to hold out for hope that Puppet would eventually give in and ask Foxy what he wanted to have put in the room. But that day had never come, and now Puppet was telling Foxy that he had made changes again?
In his mind's eye, Foxy found himself afraid that either A: Puppet had moved all of the stuff back into the room again and had changed his mind, or B: Puppet had made the room look like something else, which Foxy expected to be something that he would disagree with.
As they crossed the main room and headed to the doorway into Foxy's room, Foxy felt agitated. What was he going to see when he walked through that doorway? More crates and boxes? A glorified library? Another pile of spare plungers, even?
So Foxy found himself in an emotion resembling terror when he and Puppet walked into his room, to find...
...that the room looked exactly the same as it always did.
"Huh?" Foxy stammered, bewildered.
"What's with the sound of confusion, Foxy?" Puppet asked.
"My room looks the same as it always does." Foxy said. "I thought you said you changed it."
"I don't understand what you mean." Puppet said. Foxy pointed at the room in front of them, and Puppet perked up. "Oh, you're talking about this room? Well, of course I didn't change this room. I'm still trying to figure out what to do with it."
"Okay, then what did you mean when you said that you changed my room? Because I'm not seeing any changes."
"...Oh, I see. I think you misunderstood me, Foxy." Puppet answered knowingly. "I didn't make changes to your front room, Foxy."
Foxy stood there silently, gazing at Puppet in utter confusion. What was Puppet getting at here?
Then it clicked, and Foxy gasped.
"Wait...you don't mean..." Foxy stuttered.
"I do." Puppet grinned. "I finished making changes to your back room."
Foxy was speechless. "Then...is it...can we...?"
Puppet's grin became even larger. He reached into a small pocket on his suit...and pulled out a small, silver key.
"Want to go see it?" He invited.
"YES!" Foxy exclaimed. "I can't believe it! I actually get to see my back room? For real this time? No joke?"
"No joke! After weeks of hard work, and some extra time taken off for good measure, I can report that the construction I've been doing in your back room is finally over."
"So does that mean I get to go back there and see what it looks like?!"
"Yep!" Puppet answered. "Come on, let's go back there. I want you to see what I've been working on."
Foxy could barely contain his excitement. His back room was finally finished...he had forgotten about it after all this time. Puppet had been working on it for such a long stretch of time that Foxy had forgotten about the back room altogether, and had continued his life as if it had never existed. But now he was going to get to see what it looked like, after weeks of waiting.
He eagerly followed Puppet as they went into Foxy's cove. There was the trapdoor on the floor, closed near the corner of the room.
Puppet crouched down and inserted the key into the small keyhole in the trapdoor. He turned it.
Foxy heard the sound of it unlocking. Then, Puppet grabbed the handle and pulled it open.
The underground passage into the back room was still there, looking the same as ever. Puppet nodded to Foxy, smiling all the while, and took the first step. He lowered himself into the passage and walked forwards, disappearing down it. Foxy, wanting desperately to see his back room, lowered himself down as well, and walked down the tiny hall, up the small staircase, and into the narrow back room.
At first, he wasn't sure what to think. He was a little taken aback as he realized that all of the furniture in the room was gone. The section of the wall where his tv had been was empty, his dresser was gone, and the computer and Gregory's cage were gone as well.
But that wasn't all. At the very end of the hallway that his back room had once been, a section of the room had been expanded into a slightly bigger area. And in this area, there was a spiral staircase.
"A staircase?" Foxy stuttered.
"Yep! This staircase is a new fancy way of you getting down to your back room. I thought I'd install it for you." Puppet replied.
Foxy looked up at the ceiling above. The spiral staircase went all the way up to the ceiling, but the ceiling wasn't open, so it ended right there.
"Does this staircase go up anywhere?" Foxy asked.
"No, not currently." Puppet answered. "But that sounds like a nice idea. I'd like to expand some more and build a nice upstairs area for you as well. Maybe at some point, I can make that a new project."
"Really?"
"Definitely. It might be harder for me to build upwards and make the place taller rather than building downwards and building it underground, but I'm open to making you an upstairs at some point in the future. However, to get to your new room, we need to go downstairs."
Foxy nodded, starting to understand now, and went on the spiral staircase. Step by step, he stared to go downwards, Puppet right behind him. After some seconds, he reached the landing, and he stepped into his new room.
"Wow..." He mumbled, staring at the room ahead of him.
It was a decently-sized square room with a good amount of space. The room was made up several aspects: wooden floors that looked similar to the floors in Freddy's room, wallpaper that consisted of a repeating pattern of red and pink stripes, and a wooden ceiling with several lights illuminating the room.
But the lightbulbs weren't the only things lighting the room up. On the left wall of the room was a large brick fireplace, where a fire had been lit and was crackling constantly.
The room wasn't barren either, as it had furniture in it. Against the right wall was a long red couch. By looking at it, Foxy guessed that it could easily seat up to four people. Besides the couch, there was also a desk on the opposite wall that already had an entire computer setup, including two monitors. To the left and standing right next to the computer was a single-door fridge. In the top left and top right corners of the room were two large potted plants, looking simple but quaint. Spread out on the floor was a black bear rug, which Foxy had to admit looked a little weird but also very cool. He had always wanted a bear rug, so seeing one in his new room excited him.
There were even a couple of new pictures hanging on the walls, although they depicted different things this time. One on the right wall depicted Foxy, Freddy, and Bon-Bon, decked out in their new costumes, standing next to Ballora and Baby. They were all excitedly and happily looking at the camera. Another picture on the left wall, to the left of the fireplace, showed Foxy in his Funtime costume, grinning and wrapping an arm around Puppet, who was giving a small smile, looking content next to one of his friends.
"Holy moly..." Foxy whispered.
"Do you like it? I hope so!" Puppet commented. "Consider it a birthday gift!"
"Huh? But it's not my birthday. I don't even know when my birthday is."
"Oh. Well...then consider it a very late Christmas gift! I was planning to show this off to you on Christmas Day, actually, but I couldn't get it finished in time, so the plan fizzled out."
"This room...it's...nice." Foxy said, looking around at it all. "How long did it take you to build this?"
"Almost an entire month of hard work, that's what."
"But you took a break during that, didn't you?"
"I did, yes, but to be honest with you, it wasn't a full entire break where I never came and touched your room, not even once. I still came in here to work on your room sometimes during my break, but I was just working much less often than usual. I guess I would've had it done much sooner if I hadn't gone on break during construction, but I kinda needed a break. This is the first time in a long time that a I've went on a full-on excavation and construction job. Makes me glad that it's finally done."
"Me too. It feels like it's been forever since I've been locked out of my back room, even though it's only been almost a month since you did so." Foxy walked into the center of his room and surveyed everything from there. "Hmm. Hmm..." He muttered, thinking to himself. He looked down and realized that he was standing right on top of the bear rug. "Oh! Didn't realize I was...to be honest, I'm a little creeped out by it."
"Huh? But I thought you said you wanted a bear rug for your room." Puppet stuttered. "You made a point to tell me when you were listing your ideas of your preferred room to me. You didn't change your mind after all that, did you?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong, I like it. It's just...seeing the head still attached is...a little off-putting to me."
"You'll get used to that, I suppose. And besides, bears are supposed to stick together, aren't they?"
"I'm not a bear!"
Puppet laughed. "I know, I know, I'm just teasing you. But the bear rug is just one thing, you know. What do you think about the rest of the room?"
Foxy put a hand to the bottom of his jaw and rubbed it in thought. "Hmm...well, for starters, the wallpaper. I guess it's fine, but what's with the coloration?"
"The color's meant to represent your colors." Puppet answered. "The pink is part of your suit color, and the red is the color of your bowtie. I would've added white stripes to the wallpaper as well, but I tried it during construction and it didn't seem right to me, so I just stuck with the pink and red."
Foxy sighed. "I hope you know that pink isn't one of my favorite colors. My suit is pink because that's the color that was chosen, and I have to live with it. The pink stripes are fine, don't get me wrong, but I wish you would've chosen a different color. I like the red, though. Red reminds me of my old costume."
"Oh. I didn't think about the coloration of your old suit when I chose the red stripes, but I'm glad you like it nonetheless. Anyways, did you notice the bathroom?"
"The bathroom?"
"Yeah, it's right over there." Puppet pointed at the wall opposite to the wall that had Foxy's computer. To the right of the staircase was a section of the room where there was white marble walls, which had a window and a door in it, supposedly leading to another room- a bathroom, at that.
"...I didn't even notice that was there. Huh." Foxy said. He walked over to the bathroom, opened the singular door, and went inside.
The bathroom was small, but it was nice enough. There was a single toilet, a sink with a mirror and a cup with a single red toothbrush in it, and even a towel rack where a green towel was hanging, ready to go. There was a small indentation in one of the walls that was blocked by glass. Foxy looked at it and realized that inside the indentation was a potted flower.
"Not bad." Foxy admit, nodding. "Why'd you give me a toilet, though? We're animatronics, we don't need to...well...you know."
"The toilet was already in this room when I started digging dow-" Puppet flinched. "-uh...I mean, uh, the toilet! I, uh, put it in here because I felt like it! All bathrooms need a toilet, even if nobody uses it."
"...right..." Foxy replied, a little suspicious of what he thought Puppet just said. "Thanks anyway for the bathroom. This won't be too bad when I need somewhere to wash my hands. Why'd you add a window, though?"
Puppet looked anxious again. "Uh...also because I felt like it! Yeah! Don't worry, I installed curtains there so you can block the window if you need privacy. Not that you'd need privacy, though, since all you'd be doing in here is washing your hands, eh?"
"Yeah, I guess." Foxy replied, squinting a little closer at Puppet. "Thanks for the bathroom."
"No problem! Now you have a place to be when you need to have a girls' night with Baby, Ballora, and Bonnet."
Foxy glared at Puppet. "One, I'm not a girl. Two, I don't feel like having a girls' night, especially not in my bathroom."
"Whoops. Guess I shouldn't have sent all those invites, then."
"You WHAT?!"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Man, you really need to lighten up." Puppet laughed.
Foxy smiled hopelessly and shook his head. "Oh, Puppet...could you quit freaking me out like that?"
"Yes. No. Maybe." Puppet shrugged in a pretend manner. "Anyway, have you gotten a good look at the rest of your room? There's more to see, y'know!"
"Sure." Foxy agreed. "Hey, that reminds me. Let me put him down on the couch."
"Who?"
Foxy opened his chest cavity, reached in, and took out his favorite stuffed bear again. "Mr. Wigglesworth. I want to give him a good spot to sit down." Foxy took the stuffed bear and sat him down on the center of the red couch. "There we go. Now he has somewhere comfortable to sit and relax. This couch will be way better than the floor of my cove."
"Um...okay." Puppet said blankly. "So, the rest of your room! Do you like the potted plants I put in the corners? I thought they might be good for decoration! Plus, they smell nice, too."
"Yeah, they're nice. I'm more of a fan of the fact that you put a fridge in here. Is there anything in it?" Foxy didn't wait for a response, but instead went right over and opened his fridge. It was turned on, but it was also empty inside.
"No, I didn't think to put anything in there. That's for you to decide." Puppet replied. "You can just put frozen food, drinks, and snacks in there. That way, you can get something to eat without having to go up to the kitchen."
"That's true. Hey, that's just like your room. You also have a fridge that you get your food from, which makes it so that you don't have to grab food from the kitchen."
"Mmm-hmm."
"Speaking of frozen food, I do wish you could've put at least some things in there. I would've even wanted tomatoes in there."
"Eh...your fridge isn't there to hold the general supply of pizzeria food and cooking ingredients. That's the kitchen's job. Besides, why do you want tomatoes in your fridge, anyways?"
"Duh, so I can make a pizza. Although I don't exactly have an oven, so that probably wouldn't work...hey, where'd you get the money to buy the materials needed to build this place, anyhow? And when you did buy the materials, did you see if you could buy any tomatoes?"
"To answer your first question, I paid for it with the money I got from my job." Puppet answered. "As you know, I have an online job where I work from home. That's how I got my money. Oh, and I did end up having to take a little bit of money from the pizzeria's main bank account, but most of the money I spent was my own, so don't worry. As for the second question, I did try to look online and see if I could order any tomatoes. Unfortunately, when I found the page to buy them on, it said they were sold out."
"Unavailable? Drat, maybe there really is a tomato shortage after all. Or maybe there's just a really high demand for tomatoes lately? Either way, we should keep an eye on the online stores so we know when they restock the tomatoes. That way, we can get some before they sell out."
"I'll see what I can do. I'm just glad I managed not to have to spend too much of the pizzeria's money. Good thing I didn't have to buy everything in this room."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Wait, you didn't?"
"Oh, no, not everything. The pictures on the walls were ones I already had. All I had to do was print them out, frame them, and hang them up in here. And...there might have been other things besides the pictures...but we don't need to talk about that! Did you see the fireplace?"
Foxy looked over at the brick fireplace, where the fire was still going. "I noticed it. Pretty nice."
"Yeah. I figure that'll be handy for when you want to relax in here and get warm on a cold day. I'm just glad I didn't have to build it. I don't even know how to construct a fireplace..."
Again, Foxy eyed Puppet suspiciously. "You didn't build the fireplace? So...it was here before you made this room?"
Puppet looked off-put. "Uh...and there's also your computer! I gave you a new one, since your old one was crappy and didn't really want to work."
Foxy decided to continue on as if nothing suspicious had happened, but he continued to eye Puppet. "I'm glad you replaced my computer." Foxy admit. "My old one never worked. Having a new one is bound to better. You even gave me an extra monitor, too. That's just like your own computer setup."
"It is. I modeled a few things in this room after my own room, if you couldn't tell. I'm awfully fond of my room, so I wanted to give you a similar experience with yours."
"Thanks, I guess. I'm actually a little ecstatic to have a working computer. Hold on, let me power it on and give it a try." He pressed the power button on the computer tower and waited for it to completely turn on.
Puppet made a face. "Uh...the thing is..."
But before he could finish his sentence, Foxy's computer had finished powering on. It was now on the login screen, where an account named 'Funtime Foxy' was already there and ready to go. Foxy would have went and logged in right then and there.
...except there was a problem. The screen was displaying a space where it asked for his password. Foxy didn't know any passwords; after all, it was his first time booting up this computer at all. He turned to Puppet for answers.
"Puppet, it's not logged in. Could you tell me what the password is?" Foxy asked.
Puppet paused, then slowly shook his head.
"What?" Foxy stammered. "Why not?"
"Your computer...isn't ready yet. I haven't finished setting all of the necessary things up." Puppet explained. "Until I'm finished doing that, I'm afraid I can't give you the passcode."
"What are you setting up on there, though?"
"...uh, security stuff. An antivirus application. Those kinda things. And, uh...I'm not finished installing them all yet, so you'll just have to wait. You can use your computer some other time."
Foxy sighed. "Aw, man. I was really looking forward to being able to play games online, just like you and Baby do."
"I know, I know. I'll have your computer ready someday, okay?"
"Alright, alright." Foxy muttered, and he powered off the computer while stewing in his own disappointment. I guess I'll have to wait a little longer for some of the other parts of my room. Maybe I'm just not lucky enough to get everything all at once. He thought. Oh well. Until then, I can always play video games with Puppet's devices instead. He usually doesn't mind whenever I come over for a visit...except when I'm uninvited. "I do have one question. Why didn't you give me a bed? I mean, technically we animatronics don't need a bed, but I wouldn't of minded having one."
"You already answered that question yourself. Animatronics don't need beds." Puppet answered simply. "The couch I gave you is really comfortable, though, so that can be your bed if you really want one."
Foxy looked over at the couch. It looked like a good enough place to deactivate, but Foxy was a little disappointed that he wasn't getting his own bed. "If you say so." He mumbled.
Puppet seemed to notice Foxy's dejection. "Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I don't have a bed either."
Foxy racked his brains for a second. "Oh, yeah, you don't. Did you not want one?"
"No, it's not that. I just forgot to get one, that's all." Puppet responded. "But I won't rule the option out. I might buy you and I our own beds in the future if the idea ever appeals to me."
"I hope it appeals to you soon, then." Foxy said. "Could you consider getting me a tv, too, while you're at it? I kind of want to have that as well. And if you can't buy me a new one, could you at least give me my old one back?"
"The old tv is too big to fit in this room. And to answer your question, I didn't forgot to get you a tv. I ordered it along with everything else I ordered for your room. But for some reason, it hasn't been delivered here just yet."
"Hmm. What is it with this delivery service and having issues getting things to people?"
Puppet frowned at Foxy. "C'mon, it's not that bad. It's a pretty consistent delivery service most of the time. I've only had issues with the tv and the tomatoes; all of the other things I order on it came without any problems."
"So...overall, pretty nice." Foxy concluded. "I guess I can get used to this room. Although your room is definitely nicer."
"I mean, I suppose this room isn't nearly as nice as mine...but I still consider it to be nice." Puppet replied. "It's smaller, but you've got a good amount of stuff. At least, I hope so."
"Hey, don't worry. It's fine." Foxy assured him. "I do want to ask you something else, though. Are you, like, completely done modifying my room? Or is there still more for you to get done?"
Puppet looked off in thought. "Eh. For the most part, it's done. There are a few extra things I want to add later, but I won't bother you with the details. They're minor."
"So just some stuff you have to get delivered? Like the tv?" Foxy asked, and Puppet nodded. "Now I have another question. How do the delivery people get in here if the front doors are boarded shut?"
"They don't. What they actually do is drop it into a chute that's right outside the building. The package then travels through the chute until it arrives in the kitchen."
Foxy made a face. "There's another chute in the kitchen I don't know about?"
"Yeah, I never did mention it to you before, did I? As far as I know, the entrance of the chute is on the side of the building, and the exit is inside one of the kitchen cabinets. The biggest one." Puppet articulated. "I think it travels by some kind of underground conveyor belt and then gets dropped off in the cabinet. I'm not completely sure, but the documents I found in my room do say some stuff about it."
"...so that makes another thing in this place that I had no idea existed until today." Foxy said, shrugging. "How big is the chute? Can humans jump inside and take the tunnel into the kitchen?"
Puppet shrugged back. "I have no idea. Although if it's big enough to fit super large packages, then I guess it must be somewhat big."
"Then we could end up having humans pop out of our kitchen cabinets? Guess that's something we'll have to look out for. In the meantime, I have another question. Why didn't you do anything with my front room?"
"I'm still figuring out what to do with it. To be honest, I'm not sure what to do with your front room."
"Then...can I have permission to decorate it as I please?"
Puppet sighed. "I guess I can let you have that much. But your back room's appearance is still my choice to make, not yours!"
"Aw, come on. It's my room, so I should be able to decorate it."
"Be as that may, I don't feel comfortable giving you the authority to do that yet. Let me keep control of the look of your back room for now, Foxy. I'm a professional, so you should know that I will keep it in an orderly state."
"So you're just going to add more without my consent?"
"Hey, come on. What I'm going to add will be stuff you're sure to like. Besides, it's not like I added everything. The fireplace and toilet were already here when I came down he-" Puppet froze. "...uh, I mean, I built everything in this room."
Foxy narrowed his eyes at Puppet. "Wait a second. Was this room already here when you dug down here?"
Puppet groaned. "...yes. But before you say anything, hear me out! This room wasn't the same way as it is now when I found it. It was there, and it did have the fireplace, and it did have the other room with the toilet, but it didn't have anything else. Everything else was stuff I added in."
"Really." Foxy muttered. "This confuses me. If this room was here before, that means somebody built it. But we've never found any entrances into this room at all. Why would somebody make a room and then not provide any access to it?"
"I have no idea. But hey, made things easier for me." Puppet replied. "So, that's your room. I hope you find more comfort sleeping here than in your cove."
"I probably will. Thanks again."
"No problem."
"So...the night isn't over yet. Want to do something?"
"Sure. You can decide what we'll do today."
Foxy thought about that. "Hmm...well, we never finished the movie we started watching last night. Can we go and finish it?"
"Sure thing." Puppet agreed. "Besides, we should go check on Bonnet. She's been in there for a bit."
Foxy nodded. "I wonder how she's doing with that show she's been watching. Maybe she's in a good mood because of it?"
"RAAGH! That ending was so...sad! I wanted a happy ending, not a sad one! This is unacceptable! RRRGH!"
As it turned out, Bonnet was not in a good mood. Foxy and Puppet had gotten to Puppet's room, and they could hear the sound of things breaking and being thrown in Puppet's computer room.
Puppet stood there, frozen with shock, his eye twitching in stress.
"Uh...wow. Maybe you should go and do some damage control?" Foxy said anxiously.
Puppet just stood there. "...Foxy. We will have...to watch the movie...later." He said in a clipped voice, his eye still twitching. "I need to...handle this. You should leave."
"But...aren't you going to need help?"
"No. I can handle this." He said firmly. Foxy could tell that he was suppressing anger. "Please, Foxy. Leave. I can deal with her...alone."
Puppet walked forwards, leaving Foxy to stand there and watch as Puppet went around the corner and into his computer room.
Seconds later, the yelling from Bonnet was joined by yelling from Puppet, and the volume of the yelling had doubled as a result.
Wincing at the high level of noise assaulting his ears, Foxy backed away. Meanwhile, the voice inside his head was laughing.
"Hah! The look on Puppet's face...I'm going to savor this wonderful feeling of satisfaction for weeks!"
Foxy just sighed and shook his head, then turned around to leave. As he ascended the ladder back up to the surface, he thought about what he had just witnessed.
He felt sorry for Puppet, who had seemed so happy to reveal Foxy's room earlier and had now had his happy mood crushed by Bonnet's bad one.
I hope that he can work things out with Bonnet. He thought. But based on the yelling he heard between the two of them, things were not working out very well at all.
It was then that, for a few moments, Foxy started to think that maybe having Bonnet stay with Puppet was a mistake...
Chapter 80: Mysterious Disappearances
Summary:
Puppet is very concerned about the fact that everyone else isn't around, but his concern causes him to jump to a hasty conclusion.
Chapter Text
"Mr. Wigglesworth, I wanted to talk to you about my room. I'm...not sure how to feel about it. I mean, I'm thankful that it's I finally done, and it's not like Puppet did a bad job!"
Foxy found himself ranting about his room to the stuffed bear that was his friend. As Foxy paced in circles around and around his bear carpet, he felt like talking about his feelings when it came to the new backroom he had gotten just a day previously.
If you don't think Puppet did a bad job, then why are you unsure of how you feel about it?
"Because it's not really what I would've done. The bathroom is nice, but a little small, the computer is useless because Puppet won't give me the password, and the tv hasn't even been delivered. Plus, I would've made the wallpaper pure red or orange instead of having it be red and pink stripes."
Okay, then if you don't like those aspects of the room, why don't you just tear everything down and start over?
"Start over? No, I can't. Puppet worked really hard to build this room, and destroying everything he made here would be a huge slap in the face to the weeks he spent working on it. Besides, I don't have any money or materials, so even if Puppet didn't mind, I wouldn't be able to get anything in here without his help. To be blunt...I'm kind of dependent on him for materials and funding."
Then just use your computer and steal from his bank account. Or try going on his computer when he isn't in his room and buying stuff without him knowing.
Foxy facepalmed. "Where do I even begin with what you just said, Mr. Wigglesworth? Firstly, Puppet is my friend. I would be a pretty pathetic friend to try and steal all of his money behind his back. Secondly, my computer is password-protected, as I told you before, so I can't even use it. Thirdly, I can't even use Puppet's computer anymore. He made his computer password-protected after the incident with Bonnet. He told me when I saw him this morning in the kitchen."
Fine, then all of those options are out. And speaking of Bonnet, don't you think the incident from yesterday would make it clear that she shouldn't be living with Puppet?
Foxy sighed, feeling exasperated to hear that. "Yeah, I know. But I already told Puppet that he can't kick her out until Bon-Bon comes back. To be honest, I'm kind of starting to regret arranging it that way, but now that Bonnet's been settled into his room, it's too late to take my decision back. Honestly, the only thing that would get her to leave at this point would be if she found Bon-Bon."
Then why don't you go find Bon-Bon? Once you find him, you can make him take Bonnet off of Puppet's hands. Then the problem's solved.
"I would if I knew where he was." Foxy answered, shaking his head. "But Bonnet and I have already checked and rechecked everywhere in the building that we have access to. If Bon-Bon's anywhere, it's either some place we don't know of or somewhere we can't get to him."
"Why even support Puppet? He's a meddlesome, lousy imbecile. I would much prefer if you gave me control of his body."
Foxy glared, even though he couldn't look at the voice. "I'm not doing you any favors, voice. Besides, you and Puppet would definitely not get along in the same body."
"Not if I destroy his subconscious and take total control."
"Congratulations, you just invited yourself to back-of-my-mind city. Have a great time." Foxy said sarcastically before using his mind to push the voice away again and make it silent. "Now...what to do today? Hmm." He started to pace around in circles yet again. As he paced, he kept glancing at the various parts of his room. There was his computer, which he couldn't use...his fireplace, which was still going...that potted tree between his fireplace and computer, that looked like there was something grey behind it...
...wait, what?
Foxy stopped short and looked back at the tree. At second glance, he started to notice something. He walked a little closer.
He almost thought he saw something grey-colored behind the bush. What was it?
He inched a little bit closer, convinced that this was a matter worth investigating.
"Foxy! I need to speak with you!"
Or not. Foxy looked away from the tree as he heard yelling coming from upstairs. Someone was coming down.
It was Puppet, who was speedwalking down the spiral staircase as he came into view. He came to the bottom and spoke again.
"There you are, Foxy. Got something I need to discuss with you." Puppet said seriously.
"Can you hold that thought, Puppet? I swear I'm seeing something." Foxy replied, advancing towards the tree.
"Seeing what?"
"There's something behind this one tree back here."
Puppet was silent for a moment. "...Foxy, we have more important matters to discuss than that! And I'm afraid it can't wait."
Foxy paused, then sighed. "Alright, alright. What's going on now?"
"Bonnet and I were coming down here to- hey, wait a second." Puppet looked around himself. "Where is Bonnet? I swear she was right behind me just a minute ago..."
Foxy gazed at Puppet confusedly. "Was she following you to my room?"
"She was, but...oh, nevermind, I can start this without her." Puppet decided. "Foxy, you may wanna sit down for this one. This is an issue we need to address."
"Uh, okay." Foxy sat down on his couch and continued listening to Puppet. "This isn't an intervention, isn't it?"
"No, no, you need more than one person to do that."
"I see. Is this about someone messing something up in the pizzeria? Did anyone burn their food, unplug the refrigerator, or leave a huge mess? If so, was it Freddy?"
"Foxy, if you would let me speak for a moment, I could get to that." Puppet cut in. "No, nobody did any of that. But what I need to talk to you about does involve Freddy. And not just him; it also involves Ballora, Baby, and Bon-Bon. All four of them."
"All four of them, huh? What about them? Did you find Bon-Bon at all?"
"No, and I hope we can find him soon. But let me finish." Puppet took a deep breath. "Foxy...are we NOT going to talk about the fact that literally everyone besides you, me, and Bonnet has been MIA for the past few days?! I haven't seen hide nor hair of any of them since the New Years' Eve party!"
"Huh?" Foxy stammered. "Oh, come on, surely that's not a big deal. They always tend to leave for a while and get some personal time until they-"
"If that was were it ended, then I wouldn't be coming here to talk with you about it!" Puppet exclaimed. "But it's not where it ended. Are we seriously not going to discuss the fact that neither you or I have seen them at all since the party? I've been checking and I can never go see them. Why? Because their rooms are always locked! Ballora's room has been locked for a long while, and every time I peek through the window, I never see her inside! Freddy keeps locking himself inside of his upstairs room and I can't get the trapdoor to budge! Baby locked the trapdoor to the vents, and no matter how hard I squint through the vent cover, I can't see her inside! And of course, we have not seen Bon-Bon in a long time, and we have absolutely no idea where he could be! The most that we know is that he's somewhere inside the pizzeria! Now, tell me, Foxy...does that sound like it isn't a big deal?!"
Foxy froze. As much as he wanted to say to himself that nothing was wrong, that everyone was fine, Puppet's words stirred something inside of him. For the first time that month, Foxy felt concerned over not just where Bon-Bon was, but where everyone was. What was their deal, constantly locking themselves inside their rooms?
Baby, of course, was the one with the biggest issues on that front. Everyone knew how antisocial she had been from the word go. They had been trying to encourage her to come out of her shell and join them, but she had become so obsessed with those video games she played that nothing else seemed to matter to her anymore. Foxy understood her reasoning, even though he wished she would cut it out.
But while he understood Baby, he had no idea what Ballora's deal was. Ballora had literally once said that she thought Baby constantly being cooped up in her room was unhealthy, but at the same time, she's locking herself inside the own room? What was with her hypocrisy?
And then there was Freddy, which...Foxy had no doubt about his reasons. Freddy had already gone over the whole idea of 'hibernation' and how it was so helpful, but despite Foxy trying to tell him that hibernation is completely unnecessary for an animatronic, Freddy never listened. Foxy knew Freddy must've already gone back into another hibernation period, and that was making him feel exasperated.
To top it all off, Bon-Bon was gone. Unlike the others, he had never had his own room, so instead of locking himself inside a room and not coming out, he had instead completely vanished. The last time he had been seen was the party; nobody had mentioned seeing him since then. His disappearance had been perhaps the most worrying thing to everyone else in the pizzeria. Foxy remembered talking to the others about it before he got so crazy during the party. Ballora and Puppet were concerned, Freddy was confused, Baby never said anything about it, Bonnet was worried, and Foxy was starting to regret ever letting Bon-Bon out of his sight.
All this culminated in Foxy saying: "Okay, you know what? You have a point. What the heck is up with all of them? Why is it that they always lock themselves inside their room? I always thought it was to get time to themselves, but now I'm rethinking that."
"That's precisely the question I'm trying to answer." Puppet replied. "I have a theory on what may be going on. I believe that a third party is to blame for this."
"A third party?"
"Yes. I think someone outside of our group has been actively getting the others to hide away from us. What they could've done, I'm not sure. They could've deactivated the others, kidnapped them, manipulated them, or worse...but that's not all." Puppet stared ahead at Foxy, suddenly adopting a scowl.
Foxy stared back, slightly nervous at Puppet's expression.
"Foxy, I have reason to believe that the voice inside your head is this third party that I believe exists." Puppet concluded. "And not only that, but I'm starting to think that you don't have as much control over your body as you say you do. I'm starting to think that your voice has been taking over your body and doing things to our friends!"
Foxy did a double-take. "What?!" He was taken aback. It was one thing for the others to be missing- but now Puppet was blaming him for it?! "Puppet, calm down! Listen, I'm doing everything I can to keep that scenario from ever happening again, okay? The voice inside my head hasn't taken control at all! Don't you think I would've remembered if the voice had seized control of my body?"
"Exactly. But you say that as if you would always be awake to keep it in check. What about when you aren't awake? What about when you're asleep? Answer that!"
Foxy hesitated. "I don't know. I mean, I've never woken up in a different spot from where I've deactivated, so..."
"But that doesn't prove anything. The voice could easily be covering its tracks." Puppet countered firmly. "Foxy, this is serious. If you're letting the voice go out and manipulate our friends or knock them unconscious without being aware of it, then you're a serious danger to the safety of the pizzeria. What if the voice seriously hurts someone next?! I'm not about to stand idly by and let this happen!"
Foxy stood up. "No! Why would you ever think I would let the voice do that? The last thing I want is for our friends to get hurt! Besides, you don't know for sure that the voice is really doing this! Have you even seen it walking around in my body?"
"How would I know if it's possessing you? You look the same, no matter who's in control! Besides, remember the last time it took control? It mimicked your voice in order to trick us, Foxy, and it could easily do so again! How do you know that it hasn't been out there messing with the others by using your body and your voice?"
"...Puppet..." Foxy mumbled. "Look, if you're so concerned about this, then we can't figure this out by standing around! Come on, let's go check on the others, and then we can verify if anything's been done to them."
"But how can you prove that they're fine?"
"I'll touch them and tell my sensors to do a status check. If anything's wrong, it'll let me know right away."
"Hmm...okay, not a bad idea, but how are we going to get to them? Their rooms are locked."
"We'll break the door down if we have to! Look, we can't let a bunch of locked doors get in the way of checking on our friends. We can do whatever we need to do in order to get inside."
Puppet sighed. "Alright. Fine. We'll go to each of their rooms, one by one, and do a status check. If nothing's broken or malfunctioning inside them, then I'll drop the accusations and accept that I was wrong. But If anything is wrong with them...well, then I'll have to take serious measures to prevent the voice from doing that. And I'm not kidding when I say that."
Foxy cringed, then nodded. "Okay. I understand."
With a new goal in mind, the two of them proceeded upstairs and into the main room. Bonnet was there, sitting at one of the tables by herself.
"There you are!" Puppet said, going over to her. "What happened to you coming down to Foxy's room with me? You said you were going to do that."
"Oh, hey. Was wondering when you were going to notice." Bonnet replied, grinning. "I got tired while we were walking, so I sat down to rest. I was behind you, so you didn't notice."
"...I was, wasn't I?" Puppet considered. "Hmm. Well, good to know you didn't get up to any trouble while I was gone."
"Of course not!" She giggled. "Oh, and hi, Foxy! What're you doing up here?"
"Hey, Bonnet." Foxy said back. "Puppet and I are going to the others' rooms."
Bonnet tilted her head. "Really? Why?"
"Well...Puppet has this theory that the voice has been taking over my body and harming our friends in secret for the past few days." Foxy explained. "I told him I've been keeping it in check, but he doesn't believe me."
"Yes, I don't." Puppet said, shaking his head. "That's why we're up here. Foxy is going to prove to me that nothing is wrong. We'll be going to everyone's rooms and running status checks on them. If they're all fine, then I'll accept I was wrong. If anything is wrong with them, then I was right."
"Ooh! Sounds interesting." Bonnet responded, smirking. "I'm coming with! I wanna see how this plays out." She hopped off of the stool she was sitting on and crawled over to join Foxy and Puppet.
Puppet shrugged. "Come with or don't, doesn't make a difference to me. Now, Foxy, who are we going to check on first?"
"...Freddy." Foxy decided, and he pointed across the room to the closet. "His room is the closest to us. We can go see if he's alright first. However, there's one thing we need to get before we go in there. Puppet, do you have a lock pick or an axe? Either one would work."
Puppet seemed to understand. "I see what you mean. Hold on a minute, I'll be right back." Puppet ran down the small hallway and went out of the room.
Three minutes later...
Foxy had been idly chatting with Bonnet when Puppet came back into the room. He had risen to the occasion pretty well, as he had brought both a ziplock bag full of grey lock picks and a fire axe with a wooden handle.
"Oh, wow. You actually have those things?" Foxy asked.
"My job has left me a lot of money to spare. As such, I prepare for anything. Even opening doors." Puppet replied. "That's why you need these things, right?"
"Yeah. The lock picks are so we can unlock the doors to the others' rooms." Foxy explained. "The axe is our backup plan. We'll use it to chop down the doors if the lock picks fail. Hey, actually...Puppet, if you had lock picks this whole time, why didn't you use them to get into the others' rooms?"
Puppet paused. "I...didn't want to be rude and just barge in." He said. "Although I feel stupid for not using these earlier."
Foxy shrugged. "It's fine, at least now we can put them to good use. Give me the lock picks, and you can hold the axe."
As Puppet handed Foxy the bag, Bonnet eyed the axe with interest. "Cool...can I hold that?" She asked, grinning.
"I do not trust you with a lethal weapon, Bonnet." Puppet replied, giving her a look. "The answer's no."
"Aw, man." Bonnet sighed. "Where do you even keep that axe, anyways? I've never seen that before."
"I'm not giving you that information." Puppet responded, shaking his head. "But...let's just say that I have quite the plethora of hidey-holes in my box."
"Ooh, so they're in secret compartments and stuff?"
"You said it, not me. But I'd recommend you don't bother trying to find the hidey-holes. I have them hidden way too well."
"Hmph. We'll see about that later..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Can we just get to busting into the others' rooms already? The suspense is killing me."
"Yes, I'd say it's time for us to get this show on the road. Come on, you two, follow me." Foxy said, gesturing at them to follow him to the closet.
The two puppets of different kinds looked at each other one more time and then followed.
Foxy climbed over the stand blocking the way and went to the closet door, which he opened. The room was as vacant as ever, with the tv turned off and the stuffed bear missing. Freddy had barely used the closet ever since he had gotten his own room upstairs.
Foxy went to the ascend the ladder, but stopped short as he felt something touch him. He looked to the side and saw Bonnet climbing onto his shoulder.
"Hitching a ride on me, now?" He questioned.
"Yeah. Saves me the trouble of having to climb the ladder." She said.
Foxy nodded. "Okay, I guess. But hop off once we reach the top."
"Let's go." Puppet repeated, standing behind Foxy impatiently.
Foxy got going at once, ascending the ladder. He reached the top within several seconds, where the trapdoor into Freddy's room was. He put his had against it and tried pushing it upwards. Predictably, it was locked.
Foxy then opened the bag of lock picks he had been carrying in his right hand and took one out. His eyes searched the trapdoor above for a keyhole, and he spotted it off to the left side of the wooden trapdoor. He inserted the metal pick and began to budge around, trying to unlock the trapdoor.
Bonnet observed his progress interestedly. "Hey, how do you know how to use a lock pick, anyway?"
"Took the time to learn how to back at the place I used to live." Foxy replied as he worked. "Freddy sometimes locked himself in the kitchen to gorge on pizza, and Chica would get pretty annoyed at him."
"Who's Chica?"
"Old friend of mine. Haven't seen her in a while; she got her own location after we moved out of the old one." Foxy mentioned. "But anyways...I didn't do anything about Freddy locking himself in the kitchen at first, but one time, he ended up locking himself in there and staying in there for four entire hours. Chica got so fed up with him that she asked me to handle it. I was sick of Freddy locking himself in there by that point, so I had to pick the kitchen door's lock to get inside and put a stop to it. We got Freddy to stop locking himself in there after that, but not before he completely demolished all of the food we had stocked up in the fridge. Took us a few days to get the fridge back to full capacity..."
"Pizza? But isn't Freddy's favorite food chicken or something?"
"It is now. But back then, Freddy liked pizza a lot more. He only started getting obsessed with chicken after Puppet told him that it would make him more popular with the customers. I still don't entirely like that you did that, Puppet!"
"Hey, I told him based on what I know about what's popular." Puppet answered back from below Foxy. "I only meant to get him to start endorsing it alongside the pizza. He was the one who got way too gung-ho about it."
"Mmm-hmm...right." Foxy muttered, focusing back on his work. He went at it for another few seconds, then heard a series of clicks. He had done it. "Got it!" He alerted the others. He pushed on the trapdoor again, and this time, it gave way.
Foxy completely opened the trapdoor, then climbed up onto the wooden flooring of Freddy's room. Bonnet hopped off of his shoulder and glanced around the place. Puppet came up after Foxy and stood up alongside him.
"So this is what his room is like. Ooh, cozy!" Bonnet said as she examined the furniture.
Freddy's upstairs room looked the same as ever. His couch and bookshelf were standing idly, his holographic fire was still active, and all was still. The door to Freddy's bedroom has been closed.
"Oh, tell me this door isn't locked as well." Foxy muttered, and he went over and grasped the doorknob. It turned without issue. "It isn't. Phew."
"Freddy didn't lock this door as well, huh?" Puppet wondered.
"He must've thought the trapdoor would be enough to keep us out." Foxy commented. "Maybe that's why."
Foxy opened the door into Freddy's bedroom. The lights in the room were still dim, but they could see inside. On the floor in front of them, laying on the carpet, was Freddy.
"Freddy? Oh god, please don't be dead!" Puppet said, rushing over and inspecting him.
However, any other comment he could have made was cut off by the sound of snoring. At once, Foxy understood: Freddy was asleep.
"He's not dead, Puppet. See? He's just sleeping, as he usually does." Foxy said.
"Oh." Puppet stuttered, looking confused but relieved. "That's...weird. Why is he sleeping on his carpet and not his bed?"
Foxy shrugged. "Who knows? He probably rolled out of his bed in his sleep. Look, the blankets are thrown back." Foxy pointed at the bed, which was not neatly made. The blankets were slightly coming off of the bed and touching the floor.
Puppet glared at Foxy. "Alright, now do the status check. I'm not leaving until you do."
Foxy nodded. "I'm about to. Here, hold my arm. That way, my system can show the status report to yours as well."
Puppet grabbed hold of Foxy's left arm, and Foxy used his right hand and placed his fingers on Freddy's head.
System, run status check of animatronic in contact with my hand. He thought.
He heard whirring and beeping as his system worked. Seconds later, the report showed up on his face.
Animatronic: Funtime Freddy
Battery Power: Excellent
Errors detected: 0
Signs of recent tampering?: No
Last activation date: January 1, 20-
Conclusion: Animatronic is in good condition.
"There we go. He's fine, see?" Foxy said.
Puppet sighed. "Okay, okay, Freddy's alright, I can't deny that. That's good. I'm glad at least one of our friends has been left untouched. But!" Puppet stood back. "I'm not dropping my accusations just yet, Foxy. We still have to check on Ballora and Baby!"
"I know, I know. But I hope seeing Freddy made you start to realize that I haven't been letting the voice take me over."
"It's evidence I can't ignore. But as I said: I will not drop the accusations yet. We need evidence that everyone is okay, not just Freddy. C'mon, let's move." Puppet exited the room.
Foxy followed, and as Puppet went down the ladder, Foxy called for Bonnet to join them.
"We're leaving? Aw, I wanted to stay longer." She pouted. "I'd love to stay here. Maybe I could even demand that Freddy let me move in..."
"I wouldn't recommend that." Foxy replied. "Freddy's a good friend, but as a roommate, he can be...a different story. Besides, you know how we've arranged things. You still gotta stay with Puppet until Bon-Bon gets back."
"Yeah, I know..." She sighed. "Makes me glad we're looking for everyone. Maybe we can find Bon-Bon along the way."
"We've searched this place over three times already, but...yeah." Foxy agreed. "Let's hope we can find him."
"So, Foxy, I'll allow you to make a decision here." Puppet spoke up as he, Foxy, and Bonnet arrived in the center of the long hallway. "Either we go to the left and head to Ballora's room first..." He pointed down the hall towards the double doors to Ballora's room. "...or we can head into the vent system in the auditorium and check on Baby." He pointed to the right. "We're going to be checking on both of them, but I'll let you decide who to check on first."
"Hmm...should we go to Baby now?" He wondered out loud. He pondered that question, but ultimately decided against it. "No, no. We'll do Baby last. She's the one that doesn't like being woken up."
"Fair enough. Off to Ballora's, then." Puppet said, and he walked off to the left. Foxy followed, letting Bonnet wander behind him, and they both got up to the doors of Ballora's room.
Foxy tried the handles again. They wouldn't budge. "Her room is locked too, of course." He mentioned. "Okay, then, time to get to work again." He took out another lock pick from the bag and set to work.
Now that he was in the swing of things, he was able to work with the lock pick much faster than with the last door. It took him a little less time of work before he heard the clicking sounds that told him that it had worked.
"Unlocked." He said, and he pushed the two doors open and went on inside.
Ballora's room was as bright as ever, even though the presence of the skeletons tended to affect the bright atmosphere. The two large presents on either side of the room were still there.
Guess Ballora got lazy. Foxy thought. Why else would she have left the giant presents there? Well, other than as an attempt to keep the decorations up?
Speaking of Ballora, there she was. She was on her pedestal on stage, standing still, with her head slightly tilted downwards. Foxy could tell right away that she was deactivated and sleeping peacefully. Nearby, Reggie was standing onstage dutifully, his eyes closed, looking deep in thought.
"Huh?" Reggie stammered as he opened his eyes. "Foxy? Puppet? What are you two doing here? I thought I locked the door."
"So that was you that did that?" Puppet asked.
"Well, yes. Ballora asked me to do so, so I did..."
"Of course she asked you to. But sorry, we're coming in anyways." Foxy asserted. "We need to check on her. She's been locked in here for the past few days and we haven't seen her at all. We're going to make sure she's alright, mostly because...someone suspects me of wrongdoing." He stared over at Puppet.
"I suspect the voice of wrongdoing, not you." Puppet responded, frowning seriously. "But as the voice is in your head, then yes, this does involve you."
"Oh. I don't know what that's all about, but if you're really adamant about checking on Ballora...do as you must, I suppose." Reggie said, nodding slowly. "Just please don't wake her up, okay? She asked me not to wake her, and she was very firm with me when she said that."
"We won't." Foxy promised. "Not like we can do so, anyways, without purposefully trying to do. You know how Ballora is when it comes to sleeping, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"You don't know? Reggie, Ballora is the heaviest sleeper I've ever met in my entire life. When she's deactivated, she's so deep into it that a full-scale riot could break out all around her and she could keep on snoozing. You'd have to shake her super hard to get her to wake up, which none of us are going to do...right, Bonnet?"
"What? Oh, yes, definitely! I didn't have any ideas of trying to shake her awake! No way!" Bonnet denied quickly, grinning unconvincingly. She had just been inching towards the unconscious Ballora, but backed away when Foxy talked to her.
"Uh-huh." Foxy muttered, his gaze lingering on her for a moment before he turned back to Reggie. "In any case, it's fine."
"If you say so. Oh, and...who is that little pink thing behind you?" Reggie questioned curiously. "I don't believe I've ever met her before."
"Ah, that's right. We still haven't introduced you to Bonnet yet." Foxy said, perking up. "This is Bonnet. She's a hand-puppet, just like our friend Bon-Bon. We found her recently after she popped out of a vent in Puppet's room, and she's been hanging around ever since."
"Hiya!" Bonnet chirped, smiling brightly. "Nice to meet ya! You're quite the looker, you know that?"
"I'm...not sure I follow. But yes, nice to meet you." Reggie responded, bowing respectfully.
Bonnet giggled. "And he's a gentleman! Ballora has good taste. If I weren't already planning to go find Bon-Bon, then I would ask him to-"
"Anyways." Puppet interrupted. He went over and looked over Ballora closely. "...hmm...looks like she's asleep, too. Foxy, come here and do another status check with me."
Foxy nodded and walked over to Ballora and Puppet. He carefully placed his hand on Ballora's arm, then let Puppet grab his other arm again before he repeated the command he had said earlier. His system initiated the status check.
Animatronic: Ballora
Battery Power: Great
Errors detected: 0
Signs of recent tampering?: No
Last activation date: January 1, 20-
Conclusion: Animatronic is in good condition.
"Mmm-hmm...okay. So Ballora's fine, too..." Puppet muttered.
"See, Puppet? That's two out of four. Are you beginning to believe me now?" Foxy spoke up, giving Puppet a hard look.
"Not so fast, Foxy. The voice may have left Freddy and Ballora alone, but..." Puppet looked off into the distance. "...it could have always went for someone else..."
"Then fine. We can keep this going until you're absolutely sure." Foxy continued. "Let's go to Baby's room. Come on." Puppet and Bonnet headed for the door, and Foxy turned and said: "Bye, Reggie. Tell Ballora we came by when she wakes up, okay?"
"Uh, okay!" Reggie replied. "Have a good one."
Foxy nodded and left the room. He met Puppet and Bonnet outside the room, where the three of them began walking down the hallway to the other end-
Something darted past the right window.
Foxy stopped short and looked to the right. The window into one of the rooms in the small hallway was right there. It was always dark, and he could never see inside. But for a moment...
...he thought he saw something moving in that window...
"Huh?" He stuttered. "Was that...?"
"Foxy, are you coming? We've got business to attend to." Puppet called, gesturing at Foxy to come on.
"Yeah, I'm coming!" Foxy called back. He took one last look at the window.
What was that? He thought, and then he walked off.
Inside the dark, vacant room Foxy and the others had just passed by, Bon-Bon watched as Foxy walked back over to Puppet and Bonnet and left, heading into the auditorium.
That was close. He had almost been caught. He couldn't be caught out now that she was here...
"Phew..." He sighed in relief.
Meanwhile, Foxy went right over to the trapdoor into the passage that would lead to the vent system. He glanced up at the vent cover that showed the inside of the vents. It was dark in there...or at least, it seemed that way. He couldn't exactly tell.
"Alright. One more time." He said out loud. "Wait a second, guys." Foxy took out yet another lock pick and got to work.
The job was done in two minutes. The clicking sounded, and Foxy opened the trapdoor. He stood back, amazed.
"I got it!" He said. "Man, I can't believe we're actually going in here. It feels like forever since I've been inside Baby's room..."
"I agree. The last time we were here was weeks and weeks ago, right?" Puppet commented. "I wonder if it looks any different in there..."
"I wanna see! Hurry up, slowpokes!" Bonnet exclaimed excitedly, and she dived down into the trapdoor and landed in the passage below, where she went on.
"Wait up!" Foxy yelled, hurrying down to join her. He and Puppet traversed the passage together. The passage itself still looked the same as ever.
At the end, they reached the room where the vents could be entered. This room, unlike most of the other rooms, was still decorated. Foxy could see clearly the sleigh filled to the brim with presents and the plastic reindeer lined up in front of it. He had to admit that out of everyone, Baby's job at decorating had probably been his favorite. He felt that it was kind of a shame that he barely got to visit Baby over the Christmas season. He would've loved to hang out with her while her room was so festive.
"These decorations are still here? Good grief..." Puppet groaned. "We never did come in here while we were undecorating the pizzeria, did we? I'm starting to regret that particular decision now. As soon as I can speak to Baby, I'm gonna have to tell her to remove all of this."
"I think you should wait until she's in a good mood." Foxy advised. "Which she should be once she wakes up. Well, hopefully."
Puppet just shrugged acceptingly, and then the group proceeded. Foxy grabbed the ladder and climbed up to the door into the vent system and Baby's room. He tested it, and found it wasn't locked. Just like with Freddy's bedroom door, Baby seemed to have believed that her trapdoor would be enough to keep the others out.
Foxy opened the door and climbed inside. Puppet went up the ladder as well, with Bonnet quickly jumping on his shoulder and then jumping off as soon as they got into the room.
The room was still the same long, slightly narrow vent corridor. The Christmas decorations were still out and around the place. In front of pink armchair, Foxy saw a familiar book sitting in front of it.
Herjournal! Foxy realized in his thoughts. Should I maybe try...? He shook off that thought as quickly as he got it. No, no, definitely not. I already suffered the consequences once for trying to read that. It's probably for the best if Idon't do it again.
"Baby? Hey! Are you-" Puppet began to shout.
"SSH!" Foxy blurted out rapidly, slamming his hand over Puppet's mouth. "Be quiet. Baby's not a heavy sleeper like Ballora is. If we wake her up, she'll lose her temper at us."
"Oh, right. My bad." Puppet mumbled.
"And Bonnet, you don't be loud either, okay?"
"I sure will." She agreed, although she was barely that much quieter as she said that. "Speaking of Baby, is that her over there on that chair?" Bonnet pointed down the vent corridor. Foxy followed her hand and looked down the hall.
There was Baby, sitting in the chair that she usually sat in while playing her video games. Foxy started to go towards her. As he got closer, he made out the details around her. The tv was turned off and her game controller had been set on the floor, so he knew she wasn't playing video games.
He got close enough to go around the chair and take a good look at her. Her eyes were closed, and she was snoring very softly. She was asleep.
"She's asleep." Foxy reported, looking over at Puppet, who had kept his distance thus far. "Come over here and get a good look. But keep your voice down."
Puppet walked over and stood next to Foxy. "Okay, she looks fine. But we need to do the status check, so get to it. Make sure to touch her as lightly as you can. If you touch her too hard, she might wake up."
"I know, I've got to be gentler this time." Foxy responded. He placed his hand gently on her arm and paused. When Baby didn't wake up, he nodded at Puppet, who put his arm on Foxy. For the third time that day, Foxy commanded his system to run a status check.
Animatronic: Circus Baby
Battery Power: Good
Errors detected: 0
Signs of recent tampering?: No
Last activation date: January 2, 20-
Conclusion: Animatronic is in alright condition. Rest is slightly recommended in order to achieve better battery power.
Puppet gave one last sigh. "Okay, she's fine as well. All three of them are fine. That's a relief..."
"Woah..." Bonnet mumbled. She had been staring at Circus Baby the whole time. Another one of the girls I haven't met yet...and this one is the mascot of this whole place. I wish she were awake soI could talk to her."
"Heck no. If she awoke right now, she would be pretty mad." Foxy disagrees, shaking his head.
But then, he heard the noise of Circus Baby mumbling in her sleep, and he and Puppet froze.
"...and that's our cue to leave. Let's go." Foxy stuttered. He quickly ran out of the room. Puppet did the same, looking similarlyspooked. Bonnet jumped on Foxy's shoulder again and joined them.
The trio made sure to depart the vents and head back to not just the auditorium, but also the long hallway, before they could be sure that they would be safe.
"So, that's a wrap. We've checked everyone, and nothing's wrong." Foxy concluded. "See, Puppet? Our friends are fine. If anything, they're probably well-rested from all those nights of constant sleep."
"...okay, okay, I can't hold out anymore. You're correct." Puppet conceded, finally dropping the seriousness. "Nothing has happened. So you really have been keeping the voice under control, huh?"
"All the time. Puppet, I didn't forget what happened the first and only time it ever got control. The last thing I want is for it to get the chance to do that again. I've been hardening my mental defenses every day, just to make sure it can't escape. No matter what, I'm sure we're all safe."
"I understand! I admit I was wrong, okay? I just..." Puppet exclaimed, and he turned away. "...I just wanted to be sure that everyone was okay."
Foxy looked at Puppet, and he felt a little bit bad. "Hey, I understand why you were so serious about checking up on them. You...really care about the others, don't you?"
"Yeah. I do." Puppet said, without turning back around. "They're my friends. I want them to be safe and happy, free from terror or torment, free from those who would do them harm...and I knew the voice was one of those things that would try to harm them if it got the chance. That's why I demanded we do this. But now that we have...I want to say something." Puppet turned and faced Foxy, then looked down in sadness. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so harsh in claiming that you were letting your guard down. You really have been keeping the voice back, yet all I did was make accusations. So...I'm sorry. I was wrong."
"It's fine, really." Foxy responded. "All is well. The biggest problem we have is that we don't know where Bon-Bon is, but he has to be fine, right?"
"...I sure hope so. I don't like him all that much, but he makes the others happy, so I can't justify wishing he wasn't here. I hate to say this, but I hope he comes back."
"Me too! I can't believe he's been away this long." Bonnet whined. "When he gets back, everything will be great! Right, Foxy?"
"Yeah, I think so." Foxy agreed. "Then we'll have our entire friend group around the place. Until then, I think I've had enough wandering around for one day. I'm gonna head back to my room. You two have fun with whatever it is you wanna do."
"Right." Puppet said, looking more pleasant now. "I think I'll go downstairs and work a bit more on my job. Bonnet, what do you wanna do?"
"Can I turn on my favorite show downstairs? Please?" She asked.
Puppet made a face, but nodded. "Okay, but only if you keep the volume down. I need the place to be quiet enough to where I can focus on my work."
"Got it!"
The two puppets walked off back to the auditorium. Foxy smiled. With the way things looked, maybe Puppet and Bonnet would be fine for today. Maybe not any longer than that, but just today would be good enough for Foxy.
He turned and walked down the small hallway, heading back to his room. He figured he'd talk to Mr. Wigglesworth some more, and maybe take another nap.
...what had he been doing before Puppet came? Something to do with a tree?
He brushed it off. He'd remember later.
But even as Foxy walked off and re-entered his room, he could not have known that Bon-Bon was hiding inside one of the empty small hallway rooms right then, nor could he know that a dark figure had been observing him the whole time, nor could he know what the voice was thinking about the whole time.
"SO HE IS PARANOID...PERHAPS HE IS BEGINNING TO CATCH ON. THAT PUPPET IS MORE OBSERVANT THAN I FIRST THOUGHT.
"I MUST CONTINUE TO OBSERVE. THIS IS...QUITE INTRIGUING."
"Now Puppet thinks I've been tampering with the others? Oh, please. Foxy's mental defenses have been...frustratingly adequate. At this rate, it will take me much longer to breach his defenses...but no matter. I will continue to look for my openings in the meantime.
"As for Puppet...it looks as if he suspects me just as much as ever. Does he believe that I am up to something?"
He chuckled.
"Well...I wouldn't say that he's wrong."
Chapter 81: Bon-Bon's True Color
Summary:
Foxy finally finds Bon-Bon once more, but when Bonnet arrives, a secret kept for months is finally unveiled.
Chapter Text
Hey, Mr. Wigglesworth. I know you've been wanting to talk to me, but could we stop this here? I'm actually in the mood to process some food right now. I wonder what I could eat today. Maybe some pizza?
Foxy pondered this question as he stood around in his cove. He had just been talking with his stuffed bear for over an hour already, and now he felt tired enough of talking tohim that he wanted some food. He was 'hungry', if it could be called that. Animatronics never truly got hungry, but he could at least say that he felt like eating stuff anyways. The question was, what to eat?
No, not pizza. Foxy decided in his thoughts. Dinah probably hasn't made a pizza yet anyways, since we're waiting on yet another order of tomatoes. Maybe I could try eating some soup? He paused and thought about that. Hey, that's actually not a bad idea. Been a little while since I've processed some soup through my system.
He stepped out of his cove, tucking Mr. Wigglesworth into his chest cavity as he did, and walked across the main room towards the kitchen, where he knew he might find some soup. He figured he'd either ask Dinah to cook some up for him, or cook some up himself. He was sure they had cans of soup in the cabinets; after all, while the place didn't have tomatoes, it didhave a sizable stock of other foods and ingredients.
Hmm...is all of this food technically wasted, since it's being given to animatronics that can't die of hunger? Foxy wondered for a moment. Eh, probably, but it's no big deal. Not like any customers are going to come in here and eat any of that food anyways, since this place has been closed down for months and doesn't look like it's going to open back up anytime soon. Besides, we still have to feed Garbage, Reggie, and Dinah, so at least the food they get is being put to good use.
Seeing that as a satisfactory answer to his question, Foxy put it out of his mind and kept walking. He opened the kitchen door and came right on in.
"Hey, Dinah, are you b-" Foxy began, but he stopped as soon as he looked ahead at the room. "-b...b-b-busy?"
"Huh? Oh, it's just you, Foxy. Glad it's not someone else."
"No way...I'm not dreaming, am I?" Foxy stammered. "Is that you, Bon-Bon?"
Sitting on the counter in front of Foxy was indeed Bon-Bon. He was sitting in front of a large bowl of spaghetti, which he was eating noisily with a metal fork. Foxy could hardly believe his eyes at first, and he rubbed them to make sure- but it was real. Bon-Bon, with his purple suit, was sitting right there.
"It's...really you!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Yeah, it is." Bon-Bon replied, forking more spaghetti into his mouth. "Been a while since we've talked to each other, huh? How've you been?"
"Forget about me! What about you? How have you been?"
"Just fine, I guess. Could be better, could be worse. Helps that I got some spicy spaghetti to eat."
"Oh, it's spicy? Does it taste good?"
"Yeah, my taste sensors like this one. Dinah gave me a plate of this just a few minutes earlier when I asked him for food."
Foxy froze. "Wait, you got this from Dinah? But the last time you tried his spicy spaghetti, your voice broke!"
"He said he toned down the amount of spicy stuff so it wouldn't give anyone throat problems." Bon-Bon answered. "I guess he learned from his mistakes with the last version of the spicy spaghetti and gave it another try. Now that he's done that, I can say that this spaghetti is good. It's properly spicy without being so spicy that it clogs my throat pipe or messes with my voice box."
"Wow. Hmm...well, at least he's improving his other recipes, even if he still hasn't been able to make a good pizza." Foxy said, nodding appreciatively. "I'll have to try some of that spaghetti later. But anyways, that's not important! Sorry if this comes off too fast, but where have you been, Bon-Bon?! Me and the others have been searching for you for the past week and we couldn't find you anywhere!"
"Oh, yes. That." Bon-Bon responded, and he stopped smiling. "Um...about that. I had to go into hiding for a little while."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "Into hiding? From what?"
"Not a what, a who." Bon-Bon clarified. "I ran into some new person and I wanted to avoid coming across them, so I had to hide away for a while. I...don't want anything to do with this new person. I want to stay hidden from them."
"New person?" Foxy stammered. He thought about it, and his mind gave him an obvious answer. "Oh, I understand. You were hiding from Bonnet, weren't you?"
"Huh?! Uh, yes! No! Maybe!" Bon-Bon stuttered loudly. He signed. "...how did you know I was hiding from her?"
"Well, Bonnet's been hanging around me and Puppet ever since she came to the pizzeria, and she told us how she was with you down in the vents, but then one day, you disappeared. She doesn't want to believe that you wanted to get away from her, but when I heard her talking about how you tried to 'play tag' with her by randomly running away from her, or when you asked her if you could go find the exit alone...after hearing all of that, I sort of just put two and two together."
"So...you know now." Bon-Bon sighed. "Do you remember when Puppet locked me in the cupboard, and I said I found a hole and went through, and I met some kind of 'girlfriend'?"
"Uh, yeah. How could I not? That whole incident caused you to blow up at Puppet and swear at him a bunch."
"So this hole in the wall, it was a vent cover. I went through it, and I found myself in the pizzeria's vent system. At first, I was hopeful. I thought I could find a way out and back to the pizzeria by using the vents and searching for another vent cover. But the vent system is much more of a maze than I originally thought. Soon enough, I got lost in there, unable to find my way back to the cupboard I was locked in. I was afraid. I was starting to think I'd be trapped in there forever.
"...that's when I met her. She found me in the vent system and introduced herself to me."
"Bonnet, right?"
Bon-Bon nodded. "She was really friendly to me when we first me, and I wasn't sure why. I was just glad I wasn't alone anymore. We talked for a while, and she kept saying about how we were alike and how she wanted to be my bestest friend. Since she was a fellow hand-puppet, I thought I could give her a chance to be my friend. I thought maybe if I stayed with her, I could have company down in the vents, and we could both find the exit together.
"But the more I stayed with her, the more I realized just what I had gotten myself into. Bonnet seemed friendly and nice at first, but the more time I spent by her side, the worse she got. She was clingy and invasive, always wanting to hold my hand or hug me, even when I wasn't comfortable with it...she was loud mouthed and talkative, and she would go on for hours about her hobbies and interests, not stopping even when I tried to ask her to...she was temperamental and quick to anger, and she would always lose her temper when she started discussing her dislikes. Nothing I did ever calmed her down.
"When I first started to notice these qualities, I didn't hate her at first. I thought she would just take some time to get used to, and that I needed to give her a full, honest chance. But as time went on, and the days passed, and I had to endure her clinginess, her temper, her talking, her loud voice, her constant need to be near me...it got to me. I couldn't take it anymore. Several times, I tried to tell her to back off, or to leave me be, or to be quiet...but she never listened to me. She said how much she liked me and loved me and wanted to be my friend, but she never gave me personal space, and she never listened to my requests for her to quiet down. She would listen to me when I wanted to talk with her about my life or my experiences, but the second I tried to ask her something, she would change the topic and plow on without my input." Bon-Bon gave a deep, long sigh. "Maybe she was trying to be nice to me. Maybe she didn't mean to shut me down when I wanted to ask her to give me space. Maybe she wouldn't have been as bad if I hadn't been in the vents. I don't know. All I knew was that down there in the vent system, my patience was running thin. Soon enough, I was sick and tired of her. I didn't care if I had to be alone again. I wanted to get away from her, even for just a few hours.
"But how could I? She was watching me like a hawk, always keeping her eyes on me, always staying close, and nothing I said would convince her to stop. I tried to run away from her a lot, in hopes that I might be able to lose her...but unfortunately, she's a lot faster than she looks. No matter how fast I crawled, she would always catch up to me and hug me from behind. I was discouraged...but I didn't want to give up. I tried again. I failed. I tried again. I failed. I tried again...and I failed. I decided running away from her while she was watching me wouldn't do the trick. I needed to think smarter, not harder."
"So I took some time to think. I considered my options. Then, one day, I finally found an opening. She had finally gotten tired of talking one day and had fallen silent, so I asked her if tomorrow, I could go hunt for an exit. I promised her that as soon as I found one, I would go back for her, and we would both leave together. She agreed, and we both went to sleep that night. But I woke up before she could, and I quietly crept away from her deactivated form, then escaped into another part of the vent system.
"I was ecstatic. Finally, I was free. But I knew it wouldn't be long before she found me, so as soon as I got a good distance away from her, I got moving. I scrambled through the vents faster than ever before, and finally, I found an exit. I was back inside the cupboard I had been locked in. Even despite the fact that I was back to where I started, I couldn't be happier. I was finally free of Bonnet.
"To make sure she couldn't follow me, I sealed the vent cover behind me. Then, I pounded on the cupboard door as hard as I possibly could. Half an hour later, Freddy and Dinah came into the kitchen, heard me, and let me out. I ran out of there, ecstatic to finally be back home, inside the pizzeria. Of course, my happiness at my escape quickly turned into fury at Puppet for trapping me in there to begin with, and...well...you know how that played out."
"...wow." Foxy mumbled, momentarily speechless. "But...that doesn't explain why you hid from us for so long."
"I made the decision to hide during the Christmas party." Bon-Bon answered quietly. "I thought about it, and I realized that with Bonnet looking for me, it was only a matter of time before she found her own exit. I didn't want to see her again, not after everything I went through with her in the vents. So the next night, I fled. I went into another vent cover I found in the main room, and I crawled through that part of the vent system until I came out inside one of the dark, empty rooms inside the small hallway. That's where I hid for the next week and a half. I stayed there at all times, only coming out when I wanted to get food from the kitchen. I felt a little bad, to be honest. When I came out one night and saw you guys having that New Year's Eve party, I wanted to join so badly. But when I saw Bonnet sitting at the table, I realized that she had come out, and that I needed to keep hiding. You probably know the rest: how I went into the kitchen, got some food from Dinah, and made him, Puppet, and Ballora promise not to tell anyone I was there until long after I was gone.
"So...that's everything." Bon-Bon concluded, and he paused to take another bite of spaghetti. "I was coming here today to get some food before I headed back to my hiding spot, but I guess I can't go back there now that you've found me, huh?"
"...I would hope not." Foxy replied, smiling a little. "So...you really hate Bonnet that much?"
Bon-Bon scowled. "...yeah. I do. I don't want to deal with her at all." He gazed at Foxy. "What, is she nicer to you and the others than she is to me?"
"Not exactly." Foxy said, shaking his head. "In fact, she's already caused quite a bit of trouble, especially for Puppet. She's been staying with Puppet ever since she got here."
For the first time, Bon-Bon laughed. "She's staying with Puppet? Hah! I almost wish I could've seen that. I bet he's been running himself ragged trying to deal with her, huh?"
"Yeah." Foxy confirmed. "He's not too happy with me about it, but I made him promise. He and Bonnet agreed to only do this arrangement until you get back. I...might've said that once you get back, he could kick her out of his room and have you deal with her instead."
"What?" Bon-Bon exclaimed, looking upset. "No way! There is absolutely no way I'm having her stay with me! Puppet can keep her, for all I care! Besides, I don't even have a room, so where would she stay?"
"Eh, I'm not sure myself. Either way, gonna be hard to convince them to continue the arrangement. Bonnet really wants to see you again. I think she's flat-out in love with you, to be honest, what with the way she talks about you. To be blunt, I can't tell whether you two were meant to be brother and sister or not."
"I have no idea either." Bon-Bon responded, shrugging. "I mean, I would've probably wanted her as my sister instead, since maybe she would be less clingy that way...but she definitely doesn't see it that way. She sees it more as a 'boyfriend-girlfriend' dynamic."
"Seems that way. So what are you going to do to keep hiding from her?"
"Well, I-"
"Good morning, Foxy." Said a voice from behind Foxy. Foxy turned and saw Puppet opening the door and coming into the room. "Good to see you. And...hey." Puppet looked around Foxy. "Is that...?"
Bon-Bon sighed, but waved. "Hello, Puppet."
"You're back. Huh." Puppet said, blinking. "Didn't see that coming. Here I was, on my way here to get food, and-"
"Don't you have food in your fridge down in your box?" Foxy asked.
"Normally, yes. But I have a bit of a problem concerning that." Puppet grumbled. "And that problem is Bonnet."
"Wait...Bonnet?" Bon-Bon stammered, looking a little panic-stricken. "Oh god, I forgot she was living with you!"
"How'd you know?" Puppet said confusedly.
"Nevermind how! She isn't with you, is she?"
"Uh...well..."
"Oh no...coming here was a mistake!" Bon-Bon turned to Foxy. "Good seeing you again, Foxy, but I have to go!" He headed for the kitchen door, but right as he was about to go through, he stopped and jumped back. "AH!"
"Woah! Hey, wait...that voice!" Came a cry from the other side of the door. Bonnet ran into the room. "Bon-Bon, is that you?"
"No! I was never here!" Bon-Bon exclaimed, and he pushed past her and darted out of the room.
"Hey, wait! Get back here!" Bonnet squealed, running after him.
Puppet and Foxy looked at each other.
"We just can't catch a break, can we?" Puppet muttered exasperatedly.
"Come on, we have to see what's going on in the main room." Foxy urged, and he and Puppet ran out of the kitchen. They arrived in the main room to see Bon-Bon, who was near the tables and was backing away uncomfortably as Bonnet advanced on him.
"Get away from me! I don't want to see you right now!" He yelled.
"I'd recognize that voice anywhere! It's really you, Bon-Bon!" Bonnet exclaimed, completely ignoring Bon-Bon's protests. "I finally found you! Did you miss me?"
"Yes, and I would like to keep missing you forever and ever! Leave me be!"
"Break it up, break it up!" Foxy intervened. He stood in between the two hand-puppets, holding out his hands to keep them back. "Listen, we can't have any arguing. Bon-Bon, you should've known this would've happened eventually!"
"Urgh...I could've avoided this if I just hadn't went to the kitchen!" Bon-Bon cursed, turning away. Foxy stood over and looked down at him while Puppet went over to Bonnet and pulled her back a bit.
"It's really you! We've found each other!" Bonnet said. She paused in confusion. "Hey, wait a minute. Bon-Bon, why do you look different?"
"Different?" Foxy questioned.
"Uh...because this is how I normally look!" Bon-Bon said rapidly. Foxy could tell that he was getting nervous.
"No, it isn't!" Bonnet denied. "You were never supposed to be purple, Bon-Bon! You're blue!"
"What are you talking about?" Puppet asked, staring down at her questioningly.
"She's talking about nonsense!" Bon-Bon cut in quickly. "I was always meant to be p-purple! Yeah!"
"Don't lie to us, Bon-Bon! You can't hide your true color!" Bonnet said, squinting at Bon-Bon.
"True color? Bon-Bon, can't you tell us what she-?" Foxy began.
"She's blabbing about a bunch of nothing, I swear!" Bon-Bon claimed, looking more nervous than ever. "I'm purple."
"No, you're blue." Bonnet countered firmly.
"I don't get this. Are we about to see them fuse together to make a double hand-puppet whose color is blue?" Puppet wondered.
"Ooh! Well, we can't fuse, but I wouldn't mind giving him a big hug." Bonnet said, smirking.
"No! I don't want your hugs!" Bon-Bon refused, scowling at her. "Go away!"
"Aw, why not? You could use one after so much time apart from me! And speaking of that...where were you, Bon-Bon? I missed you so much!"
"As if I'd tell you!"
"Come on, tell me! I wanted to find you so badly! The others told me how you came around on New Year's Eve, but you didn't stick around or say hi to me. That doesn't make any sense! Why'd you hide away? If you had stayed, we could've partied together."
"I didn't want to go if you were gonna be there!"
"Aw, whatever! Doesn't matter now that you're here. Now that I've found you, we can be together again. Yay!"
"No! I already told you I don't want to be your boyfriend! I'm interested in someone else!"
"Someone else? Pfft, don't be silly, Bon-Bon! Your heart belongs to me!"
"No it doesn't!"
"Yes it does!"
"Guys, guys, calm down." Foxy said, shushing the two arguing hand-puppets. "You're yelling a lot. Can't you resolve your issues in an orderly manner?"
"I can do orderly!" Bonnet offered. "My orderly method is that Bon-Bon comes back and we live together forever."
"And I said that I don't want to see you. Buzz off!" Bon-Bon yelled, losing his temper. He sighed. "Foxy, do you now understand what it is I have to deal with?"
"Unfortunately, yes." Foxy agreed. "I've never seen her act like this before, but now that I have...yikes."
"Ditto. God, if she were like this every day..." Puppet muttered irritably.
"Enough about that! Bon-Bon, tell the truth! Tell the others that you're actually supposed to be blue, not purple."
"It's a lie!" Bon-Bon shouted. "Tell her, Puppet!"
Bon-Bon turned his head to look at Puppet, and Foxy got a look at Bon-Bon's eyes as this happened. Foxy was bewildered to see that Bon-Bon's eyes weren't even moving. He had never noticed that before: how Bon-Bon's eyes were staring blankly ahead instead of looking around to glance at people.
"Uh...Bon-Bon? Can you look at me real quick?" Foxy asked, before Puppet could say anything.
Bon-Bon looked up at Foxy. "What?"
"Now look at me without turning your head." Foxy said, and he moved a bit so Bon-Bon could do so. Bon-Bon...turned his head. "Bon-Bon, I said not to turn your head."
"And I, uh...don't feel like not turning my head, so...yeah." Bon-Bon said.
"Foxy, why'd you ask Bon-Bon to do that?" Puppet said confusedly.
"Because his eyes aren't moving." Foxy replied. "They're just staring forwards."
Puppet made a face. "They are?"
"I...uh..." Bon-Bon stammered, starting to lose his voice.
"Hold on, let me see." Puppet left Bonnet behind and went over to Bon-Bon. He grabbed Bon-Bon and turned the hand-puppet to face him.
"Hey! Let me go!" Bon-Bon protested.
"His eyes do seem that way, alright...hey, wait a minute." Puppet voiced, giving Bon-Bon an odd look. "Bon-Bon, when did you get another set of endo teeth?"
"I didn't!" He said.
"There it is again! Foxy, I'm seeing another set of teeth inside Bon-Bon's mouth. And it's connected to a blue jaw!"
"You do?" Foxy stuttered. "Bon-Bon, is that true?"
"...I..." Bon-Bon mumbled awkwardly.
"I get it now." Puppet said, giving Bon-Bon a firm look. "There's something inside Bon-Bon's suit. We have to see what it is."
"No, you don't!" Bon-Bon protested, and he backed away from Puppet.
"I think we do. Come here." Puppet ordered.
"No! Personal space! Stay away!" Bon-Bon yelped, running in the opposite direction. He hopped up onto the main room stage, but almost immediately found himself stopped at the corner of the stage. He turned around, but Puppet had already cornered him.
"Hey, what are you doing to Bon-Bon? Don't hurt him!" Bonnet yelled, glaring at Puppet.
"Cool your jets. I'm just gonna see if I can take this thing off of him. Stand back." Puppet told them. He kneeled in front of Bon-Bon, blocking the hand-puppet from view, and started doing things that Foxy couldn't see.
"No! Stop!" Bon-Bon said, but his voice was sounding less tough by the second.
Finally, Puppet said: "Got it!" He yanked on something and stood up, then turned around to look at Foxy. In his hand was Bon-Bob's purple suit, drooping in Puppet's hand. "This suit is fake. I knew it."
"It was fake?" Foxy stammered. "But if you took that off of Bon-Bon, then what does he..."
His question was answered when Bon-Bon emerged from behind Puppet.
"He looks like this." Puppet introduced, stepping aside so Foxy could get a better view of Bon-Bon.
"Woah!" Foxy said, surveying the sight before him.
The hand-puppet standing before him no longer resembled the purple bunny he had once been. He was still a rabbit, of course, but now he looked completely different: his suit color had changed from a dingy purple to a vibrant light blue. His muzzle, stomach, paws, and the insides of his ears were colored in turquoise. He had bright red cheeks, and sported a red bow tie and a black button underneath. The bow tie in particular caught Foxy's eye; he could tell by looking at it that it was even cleaner and better-looking than the faded red bowtie Bon-Bon had worn as part of the fake costume. Bon-Bon's reddish-pink eyes were now in full view, and this time, Foxy was sure that they were real.
Foxy could now see that Bon-Bon really had gotten a new suit like the rest of the animatronics (except Puppet). In fact, in this form, Bon-Bon looked exactly the same as Bonnet. The only difference between them was their color scheme, with him being blue and her being pink. Other than that, they looked like carbon copies of each other.
"Bon-Bon...you look...spectacular." Foxy said finally. "This suit is way better than your old one. Why didn't you show this to us before?"
Bon-Bon just sighed and stared at the floor. "And this," He groaned. "...is exactly one of the reasons why I didn't want to see her again."
"Because she would've given this secret away?" Foxy guessed.
"Yep..." Bon-Bon replied, looking displeased.
"See? He really was blue all along!" Bonnet exclaimed, grinning. "It may have been a secret, but there's no way I could've kept something this amazing a secret! I mean, look at him! Doesn't he look so much cuter like this?"
"He definitely looks better, that's for sure." Foxy voiced. "So, Bon-Bon...how long have you had that suit?"
Bon-Bon sighed. "...ever since we moved to this place. The company changed my suit, just like they changed yours and Freddy's."
"You were like this the whole time and you never said a word?"
"I didn't want to."
"Why not? This is great!"
"Because I wanted it to be a surprise! I was so proud of this back when I got it that I wanted to show it off to everyone all at once! But when everyone split off, I wasn't able to, so I had to hide it! I went searching in some of the crates the company had laid out on the floor when they first moved us into this building, and I found a hand-puppet suit that looked just like my old costume. Apparently, it was a prototype suit the company used as a base for the new ones. I took that suit, hollowed it out, and put it on top of my new one. Then, I began to pretend like it was my real one."
"Okay, but...why did you take so long to reveal this?"
"Well, I wasn't planning on showing off my new suit until we got everyone together in one place. That meant you, Freddy, Puppet, Ballora, and Baby. I was planning to show it off to everyone at the same time. But it never worked out, because no matter what I tried, I could never get the others to come around all at the same time. Because of this, I was forced to wear the fake suit for longer than I expected to. I kept it on all that time, waiting for the right chance...but it never came."
"So because of all that waiting, you never told us? Then how does Bonnet know?"
"I took off the fake suit while I was roaming the vents because I didn't think I'd need to disguise myself while I was in there. When I met Bonnet, she saw me in my real suit right away, so there was no hiding it from her. I meant to tell her that I wanted her to keep my new suit a secret...but of course, she never gave me the chance to. And, as I should've expected, her blabbermouth couldn't resist spilling the secret to you guys, too..."
"I couldn't keep this wonderful thing a secret! They deserved to see it too." Bonnet commented.
"Actually, Bonnet told us about you being blue shortly after we first met her." Foxy informed him. "We didn't believe her at first since we had only ever seen you with the fake purple suit, but now that we're seeing you like this, I have to admit that she was telling the truth the whole time."
"Yeah. Bon-Bon, you should've shown us this way sooner. At least if you're gonna wreck my room, you could've discarded the dingy fake suit." Puppet added. "Oh well, you've revealed it to us now, so it doesn't matter." He perked up suddenly. "Hey, wait a minute! If you're back, then that means that I finally get to kick Bonnet out of my room! She can stay with you now."
"Ooh! Yes! I want to!" Bonnet squealed, looking ecstatic. "We can find a nice room, and we can live together, like we wanted all along!"
"No!" Bon-Bon argued, getting frustrated again. "I don't want to live with you! I never wanted to live with you! Why can't you understand that?!"
"What's there to understand? We're meant to be together!"
"No, we're not! I'm not comfortable living with you, so I'm not living with you! I'm going to live where I want to live! Puppet, I'm going to stay with y-" Bon-Bon froze. "Wait, no, you're the one harboring Bonnet! I can't stay with you."
"Technically, you could." Puppet responded, but he cringed. "Then again, the thought of having both of you inhabit my room at the same time is incredibly nightmarish...on second thought, maybe you should live somewhere else."
"Aw, no! He should stay with you, Puppet! Then he and I can live in the same place!" Bonnet said.
"I said no!" Bon-Bon barked. "Uh...Freddy! I'll go stay with Freddy instead."
"I...don't think that's a good idea." Foxy advised, shaking his head.
"Why not?"
"Freddy is our friend, sure, but as a roommate, he's not exactly the most dependable person. In fact, if you went to live with him, you'd have to deal with all of his...quirks. Besides, wasn't Freddy's quirks and chicken-related obsessions the reason you separated from him to begin with?"
Bon-Bon hesitated. "...I know how he is, but I feel like I could put up with it. Anywhere is an improvement from having to share a cramped vent space with her. As long as it's far away, I'd be okay."
"Oh, Bon-Bon...nowhere is too far away for us to be together." Bonnet said, and she giggled.
Bonnet cringed and shook his head rapidly. "Ugh. Kill me now."
"Don't be like that, Bon-Bon. I think you and Bonnet moving in together might actually work out." Puppet commented, nodding. "As long as it's somewhere other than my room, that is. Who knows? Maybe you'll like her this time."
Bon-Bon gave one look at Bonnet, who was gazing at him dreamily, and said: "Nope. Not doing it."
"Aw, come on, it'd be for the best! Why don't you just do it?" Bonnet whined. "Is it because of this 'someone else' that you said you're interested in? I mean, obviously there's absolutely no way you'd be interested in anyone other than me...but why don't you tell me who it is? I'm just...curious, is all." She asked, but Foxy could hear the dangerous tone in her voice when she said that. He could tell that she was asking for more reasons than just being 'curious' about it.
"I don't want to tell you. And Foxy, Puppet...you'd better not tell Bonnet who it is!" Bon-Bon warned.
"I won't." Foxy promised.
"Eh, I don't care enough to spoil it anyways." Puppet said, shrugging.
"How is it that everyone knows and I don't?" Bonnet complained. "Come on, tell me who it is! I promise I won't do anything bad with that information..."
"Uh...well..." Puppet muttered.
"Time to change the subject!" Foxy said quickly. "Before this gets out of hand! Puppet, I wanted to ask you something. You came over to the kitchen with Bonnet for a reason, right? What was that reason?"
"Oh, that? That's...a very complicated answer." Puppet sighed. "You see, Bonnet decided it would be the perfect time to raid my fridge yet again this morning, just before I woke up. By the time I came in, it was too late. Not only that, but the mess she left behind was unbelievable. All of the food in my fridge had been bulldozed away, and what hadn't been consumed was smeared everywhere. Stains on the floor, bones littering the place, empty containers and bottles...all in all, it was bad. I'm still not happy with you for that, Bonnet!"
"I told you, I was hungry!" She protested.
"That's not an excuse! You don't need to eat!" Puppet responded heatedly. "Anyways, after that, I cleaned up most of the mess, but I decided to go to the kitchen to get some stuff that would help me finish everything up. I was going to grab some extra food to keep me tided over until I could place another grocery order, and I was also going to grab a sponge to use to clean up the stains, since I didn't have a sponge down in my box when Bonnet made the mess."
"And you made Bonnet come with you to help you get some of the stuff?" Foxy asked.
"No, I didn't. She came of her own accord because she was bored. As if that's an excuse for making a mess in my kitchen!"
"Well, I was hungry, I swear!" She claimed. "And also, that show I was watching had a part that made me super emotional, so I was trying to make the emotions go away by eating a bunch of food!"
"That doesn't excuse your actions. You shouldn't have let your emotions run away with you like that."
"If you're so worked up over it, then I'm sorry, okay?!"
"If you really were sorry, then you would've helped me clean up the mess instead of running off to go and finish watching your show!"
"Yeah, you know what? Then fine! I'm actually not sorry for what I did, especially because you turned off the tv during the last two minutes of the episode!"
"It's my television set, Bonnet, and I have the right to turn it on and off whenever I want! You should be thankful that I even let you use it to begin with!"
"I don't care! You could've at least let me finish the episode!"
"The episode doesn't matter, Bonnet! I still have the right to turn off the tv if the episode is distracting you from helping me clean up the mess that you made!"
"I thought we had a deal that I could watch as much tv as I wanted as long as I stopped trying to use your computer! What happened to that?"
"What happened was that you took advantage of that deal to try and get out of pitching in!"
"Guys, guys, calm down!" Foxy interrupted, finally bringing the argument to an end. "I understand now, okay? We can talk about that later. For now, we need to decide where Bon-Bon is going to be living now that he's back! Right, Bon-Bon?" Foxy turned to his right, where Bon-Bon had been standing, and saw that the hand-puppet was gone. "Bon-Bon? Hey, where'd you go?"
"Nowhere." Came an immediate response, which Foxy heard coming from the stage. He looked over and saw two blue rabbit ears sticking out from behind one of the pedestals.
"I see you! Come on out!" Foxy said, going over to the stage and looking over the pedestal.
"Darn it!" Bon-Bon groaned. "The ears gave me away, didn't they?"
"Yeah, they did." Foxy confirmed. "Bon-Bon, don't go hiding away just yet. We still have more stuff we need to ask you. For starters, where else did you go besides the empty room in the small hallway?"
"Eh, not really anywhere in particular. I've been around the place here and there. My small size and my proficiency at moving silently helped me avoid detection for so long, actually."
"Around the place 'here and there'? Could you be more specific than that? What, have you been in Baby's room at some point?"
"Huh?! N-No!" Bon-Bon denied, blushing a little. "I'm want to be a good friend, so I like to respect her privacy! Also, the trapdoor to her room has been locked, so I couldn't get in there even if I wanted to."
"What's that I'm hearing? You've been in the room where Circus Baby lives?" Bonnet cut in, looking startled. "Oh, Bon-Bon, you can't seriously have been going in another girl's room alone all this time! You'd never cheat on me, would you?"
Nobody answered that question for a few seconds. Then, Foxy decided to answer it for Bon-Bon, but decided to back away a good distance of five feet before he said what he wanted to say.
"Bonnet, I don't think you can say that Bon-Bon is cheating on you, since you two haven't been dating at all." Foxy pointed out. "And don't tell me you're in a relationship with him, either, because I can tell that's not the case. You should really be trying to date him and be in an actual relationship with him before you accuse him of cheating."
"Hey! He and I do have a relationship, thank you very much!" Bonnet exclaimed.
"No, we don't." Bon-Bon grumbled.
"Foxy, is that really true? I thought people could go into relationships without dating." Puppet commented. "Freddy and Bon-Bon were in a relationship for a while, and they never dated beforehand."
"Not that type of relationship!" Foxy corrected, narrowing his eyes. "Freddy and Bon-Bon were best buddies, not lovers."
"Oh. My bad." Puppet apologized. "In that case, let's change the topic again. How are we going to resolve Bon-Bon's living issue? He doesn't want to stay with Bonnet, and even if he did, I can't have both him and Bonnet in my room at once; I'd run out of food if I tried to house them both! In fact, I'm already out of food, and only one of them is staying with me."
"I think I know how to resolve this." Foxy responded. "Bon-Bon...you can come and stay with me, alright?"
"With you?" Bon-Bon said.
"Yeah. Puppet already has Bonnet, there's no way you would like to live with Freddy, and Ballora and Baby aren't around to take care of you right now. It has to be me."
"Hmm...I guess that would work out. I stayed with you all those weeks ago, didn't I?"
"You did, until you decided to leave. Guess you ended up changing your mind after all, huh?"
Bon-Bon just shrugged. "For now. I'll stay with you until we find a more permanent solution."
"But there's a better solution than that!" Bonnet argued, putting her hands on her hips. "If you just stayed with me, then we could-"
"I said no!"
"Come on, you'd like it!"
"Stop pushing me to stay with you!"
"But we belong together!"
"That's it! That's it! I'm outta here!" Bon-Bon turned and darted down the small hallway at top speed, disappearing.
"Hey! Come back here, mister!" Bonnet warned. "Don't make me go and try to date that Reggie guy instead!" She waited for a second, then looked disappointed. "Aw man, that didn't make him jealous. Guess we'll have to go and find him!" She ran down the small hallway herself, going after Bon-Bon.
"Huh. He really doesn't want to be with Bonnet." Puppet mentioned.
"That's an understatement if I've ever heard one." Foxy responded. "He doesn't just dislike her; he absolutely hates her. He ranted to me about her before you came into the kitchen, and he had a lot of bad stuff and not much good stuff to say about her."
"Yeesh, this rabbit hole really runs a lot deeper than I expected. Pun not intended. So are we going to help Bonnet find him, or what?"
"We should, yeah. He just came back; the last thing we need is for him to go back into hiding again. Let's go."
The two of them left the main room in search of Bon-Bon.
Five minutes later...
The group spent the next five minutes scouring the pizzeria for any signs of Bon-Bon. He wasn't in Ballora's room, nor was he in the auditorium, the water ride, or the bathrooms. Foxy was confused. Where could he have gone?
Eventually, Bonnet exclaimed that she saw Bon-Bon running back into the small hallway, and the three of them gave chase. They ran down the hallway and saw Bon-Bon enter the main room, go into Foxy's room, and disappear through the doorway.
"After him!" Bonnet urged, and she darted into Foxy's room first. Foxy and Puppet came right after her, and they all found Bon-Bon backed into a corner in Foxy's room, facing Bonnet with utter contempt.
"When will you give up?!" He yelled, scowling at her.
"Not until you agree to come live with me!" She replied, smirking.
Bon-Bon groaned again. "Great, she's even chasing me around. It's the vent system all over again..."
"Aw, why so standoffish? You're stressed out, aren't you? Don't worry, I know how to fix that!" She stretched out her arms. "A nice big hug will get you feeling like yourself!"
Bon-Bon looked horrified. "Oh god, not this! Foxy, don't let her hug me!"
"I'm on it, I'm on it!" Foxy assured him, and he stepped in between the two hand-puppets again. "Alright, listen up, you two. I can see that you two aren't going to be able to get along for the time being, so let's arrange this. Bonnet, you're going to keep staying with Puppet, okay? Bon-Bon will be staying with me. I'll get him all situated and comfortable in my room before the night ends. In fact, he hasn't seen what my backroom looks like now, so I think it'd be good for me to give him a tour."
"Really? Are you sure?" Bonnet asked, crossing her arms in mild disappointment.
"I like that idea." Bon-Bon added, nodding quickly to show his acceptance.
Puppet's eye was twitching. "Foxy. Could I please talk to you? In private?"
Foxy knew exactly what Puppet was going on about, so he sighed and nodded. "Okay, okay, we can do that." Foxy turned to the two hand-puppets. "You two stay a few feet away from each other while Puppet and I talk about this, okay? Bonnet, please don't go near Bon-Bon for right now."
"Fiiiiine..." Bonnet agreed begrudgingly, and she sat down on the floor. Bon-Bon did the same, but not before he crawled another two feet away from her for good measure.
Foxy went over to the other side of the room, where Puppet was tapping his foot impatiently. As soon as Foxy got near, Puppet launched into an argument about the very thing Foxy had expected him to have issues with.
"Foxy, I thought our deal was that I could kick Bonnet out once Bon-Bon came back!" Puppet began. "You can't just change the conditions of the deal like this! You promised!"
"I know, but the situation's changed!" He responded, gazing back at Puppet. "Bon-Bon and Bonnet living in the same place together is a disaster waiting to happen; anyone can see that. She'll annoy him and bother him to death if we let her."
"She's been annoying and bothering me to death for the past few days!"
"I understand that, and if we had the freedom to, I wouldn't have made this arrangement to begin with. But now that we know how Bon-Bon and Bonnet are when they're together, we need to work around a strategy that keeps them both from going too crazy. It's better for us to play this safe than try to risk having them live together and cause an even bigger ruckus."
"Then what do you suppose we do?"
"Let's do the arrangement I suggested just a minute ago, where you have Bonnet and I have Bon-Bon, and every now and then, we can trade off, okay? That way, we can take turns taking care of Bonnet, you get to have breaks from having her like you obviously want to, I get to keep them separated until I can find a way for them to get along, and everyone walks away from this at least partly satisfied. Deal?"
Puppet just sighed again. "...okay, deal. You sound like you know what you're doing, so I'll give you a chance and work with you on this. However, we have to have those two hand-puppets trade places once every one or two days at least, and no longer than that, okay? As long as we do that, I can agree to this deal."
"Then it's settled." The two of them nodded to each other and walked back over to Bon-Bon and Bonnet. "Puppet and I had a chat, and we've made some revisions to the arrangement." Foxy informed them. "Every one or two days, we're going to have you two trade places. As long as we do that, Puppet won't kick either of you out of his room, and you won't have to live together. Sound good?"
Bon-Bon seemed a little off-put by this, but he shrugged and nodded. "Okay, I can do that as long as I don't have to live with Bonnet."
Bonnet pouted. "But...I want to live with Bon-Bon."
"He isn't ready to do that right now, Bonnet." Foxy told her firmly. "You need to learn to respect his boundaries and leave him be, okay? Maybe someday you and him can become comfortable near each other, but for right now, it's not going to work."
Bonnet grumbled a lot. "Fine. But we're going to change this arrangement someday, right?"
"I promise."
"Good! Since we've got that settled, I'll take my leave now. I want to go back and rest." She gazed at Bon-Bon for a few seconds, then grinned. "See you soon, Bon-Bon! I want to spend a lot more time with you!"
"Hmph." Bon-Bon mumbled, turning away from her.
"Bye-bye! Let's go back to your place, Puppet!" She tapped Puppet's leg and pointed at the doorway to leave.
"Right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Foxy." Puppet said, nodding in Foxy's direction and even giving Bon-Bon a halfhearted nod. Then he left the room, taking the pink bunny hand-puppet with him.
"They're finally gone. Phew." Bon-Bon sighed, dropping his guard and relaxing. "I was worried she wasn't going to give up..."
"Be glad that Puppet and I were there to take the heat off of you, Bon-Bon." Foxy commented, but he gave Bon-Bon a smile and nudged his head towards his cove. "Follow me. I'll give you the tour of my new room before we head off to sleep."
"Okay."
Foxy walked over to his cove, went inside, and opened the trapdoor. Bon-Bon eyed it in mild surprise.
"So, he finally finished working on your room?" Bon-Bon said.
"After all that time, yes, he finally did." Foxy answered. "Took him longer than I expected, but at least he got it done. Come and take a look."
The two animatronics went through the trapdoor and into the hallway behind the cove, where they walked to the spiral staircase leading down into Foxy's new backroom.
"Woah. This wasn't here before." Bon-Bon commented.
"Sure wasn't." Foxy said. "This spiral staircase is pretty nice, at least."
Foxy took the lead as he stepped down the steps of the staircase, with Bon-Bon lowering himself down the steps behind him. Down they went, until they arrived at the landing and stepped into the room. Bon-Bon took a moment, his mouth opening a bit in wonder as he gazed around at the room before him.
"Dang, this is a massive improvement from your old room. There's more space in here." He pointed out.
"It is more spacious, even though I didn't get to choose the decorations." Foxy mentioned. "Not that I'm complaining. It's pretty good for the most part. The only part I wish I could change was the wallpaper."
"Hmm. Where should we put Gregory's cage?"
"Huh? What brought that about all of the sudden?"
"Well, we had a spot for Gregory to sleep last time I lived with you, right?"
"True enough. In that case..." Foxy looked around at his room. "...we could always put his cage next to the couch, along with some chicken feed."
"That would work. We can put it there if we find him again."
"You don't know where he is?"
"Do you?"
"...nope."
"Oh. He'll reappear at some point, I guess. Or maybe he's off having the time of his life in some other place. Either way, I think I'm about ready to catch some Z's."
"Me too." Foxy sat down on his couch, and Bon-Bon took a seat on the other side of the couch. Foxy turned briefly to look at the hand-puppet. "Have a good night."
"You too." Bon-Bon replied, and then his eyes became dim, signaling that he was deactivated.
Foxy took a good look at him for another moment, then decided to stop staring at him and to just get some rest. He was thankful that things had turned out well enough, even though Bon-Bon and Bonnet still had a long way to go in terms of being friendly towards each other. He wasn't sure how they were going to get Bon-Bon to stop being cold to Bonnet, or how to get Bonnet to stop being clingy to Bon-Bon, but he was hoping he'd think of something at a later date.
Until then, hopefully Puppet could take having Bonnet for a longer period of time. Foxy hoped that Puppet's patience would be able to hold out for as long as was needed.
If Foxy could take away one great thing about the whole night, though, it was that at least one of his friends wasn't hiding away anymore.
As Bonnet settled down on Puppet's couch to tune in to her favorite show again, she thought back to Bon-Bon. She was dissatisfied at the outcome of today's events, but she wouldn't give up hope. As far as she was concerned, it was her destiny to live with Bon-Bon someday.
He probably needs more time. Fair enough. She thought. I'll give him all the time he needs. One day, he'll see that we're perfect together, and he won't hesitate to come and spend the rest of his life with me.
Dunno how long I'll need to wait for that, but I'll let him be. And when he's finally ready to be with me, I'll be waiting for him with open arms...
Chapter 82: Freddy and the Crazy Chase
Summary:
Freddy blames Foxy for stealing his last piece of chicken and refuses to stop chasing him until he admits it.
Chapter Text
"Bon-Bon, are you gonna get up, or what? Come on, activate fully and we can do something!"
"...nah...five more minutes..."
Foxy started out the night by finding out that Bon-Bon was laying down on his bear rug. He must've found the bear rug more comfortable than the couch, because Foxy could see a content expression on the hand-puppet's half-asleep face. Foxy had tried to wake Bon-Bon up, but the hand-puppet seemed too firmly engrossed in sleep to want to wake up.
Foxy was disappointed, to be honest. He had been hoping Bon-Bon could go visit Bonnet today. He thought that maybe if they spent some time together while being supervised by him and Puppet, then Bon-Bon might finally be able to tolerate her. Unfortunately for his plan, Bon-Bon seemed to have anticipated that Foxy would want to do that, because he was sound asleep and refused to wake up. Every time Foxy asked him or told him to wake up, the hand-puppet would mumble about wanting five more minutes and then go back to sleep. Foxy couldn't just force him awake, because then Bon-Bon would run off again. Foxy wanted to encourage Bon-Bon to get along with Bonnet, but without ruining his friendship at the same time. However, it seemed that doing so looked to be impossible at the moment.
Based on the way Bon-Bon was acting, Foxy knew that 'five more minutes' actually meant 'however long I want', which in turn meant that Bon-Bon would not wake up until he felt like waking up. Sighing, he decided to give up and start his day without Bon-Bon. He figured there wasn't that much harm in letting him sleep in, anyways. He could try to get him to hang out with Bonnet some other time.
Foxy walked away from the bear rug and went into the bathroom, opening the door and trudging over to the sink. He turned on the cold water and put his hands in the sink, washing them off. He reached for the soap and made sure to use a good amount of it. Afterwards, he even splashed a bit more of the cold water on his face. He wasn't doing so because he was groggy, and even if he had been, the cold water wouldn't have helped anyways. He just needed to clean a few crumbs off from the midnight snack of a ham sandwich he had when he woke up. He had finally started to stock his fridge with food, and he had started out the morning with breakfast. He was glad Dinah was around, because the chef was always happy to make extra food for the animatronics. Dinah had been adding many other foods to his repertoire as the days went by, and now he could make even more dishes.
Except pizza. That still wasn't working out. Inside his mind, Foxy wished that the tomato shortage would end soon.
He turned off the faucet and dried his hands with a towel on his towel rack, then departed the bathroom and started to consider what to do. No using the computer, no going with Bon-Bon to make better friends with Bonnet...those two ideas were out the window, so what now?
"Bored again, I see? Then I have an idea. Toss that hand-puppet's body into the fire while he's sleeping. That would kill him easily."
Yeah, no. Foxy refused right away. Why would you even want to do that, anyways? I thought you were seeking out a body.
"Oh, I still am. But that hand-puppet's body is...not ideal. I want a much more complete body than that. So, instead of making use of it, I feel content throwing it into the flames and watching it burn like a log. It would be amusing, if nothing else."
Riiiggghhhttt...but also, no. Foxy answered, and he shoved the voice into the corners of his mind again.
"Foxy! There you are!" Came a sudden call from inside the room.
Foxy looked over at where the noise was coming from. Stepping off the spiral staircase and coming into the room was none other than Freddy. He was looking towards Foxy with a would-be-serious expression.
"Oh, good morning, Freddy." Foxy greeted. "Had a nice nap?"
"That's besides the point! Foxy, I have a matter to discuss with you that!" Freddy went on. "Why did you take it from me?"
Foxy looked on with confusion. "Uh...what did I take from you, exactly?"
"How could you take my...my...oh." Freddy had noticed Bon-Bon on the carpet. "I didn't realize Bon-Bon was here. What's he doing?"
"Sleeping." Foxy answered. "He came back just yesterday, while you weren't around."
"Oh. Well, that's cool. But why is he still asleep?"
"I dunno exactly, but I think he's using it as an excuse; one that makes it so that he doesn't have to join in the plans I made for him today. I'm...not exactly pleased to see him be like this, but at the very least, he's sticking around this time instead of going back into hiding."
"Have you tried waking him up at all?"
"I have, but apparently, he's as heavy of a sleeper as Ballora is. Well, either that, or he's great at staying asleep when other people ask him to wake up."
"Haven't you tried using brute force at all? We could just shake him a bunch. Or maybe take off his face again as a prank." Freddy suggested, and he opened his chest cavity and took out a familiar-looking pipe wrench.
Foxy winced. "Er...I don't think that's such a great idea. He's our friend, so it's proper for us to treat him with respect. That means that if he wants to sleep, we can't force him not to unless we have a good reason."
"Hmm...then let me tell him." Freddy decided. "Bon-Bon, wake up!"
The hand-puppet shifted a little in his sleep. "Mmm...just give me another five minutes..." He mumbled.
"See, Freddy? No dice." Foxy said. "Every time I ask him to wake up, or tell him directly to wake up, he just repeats that same line and stays asleep."
"That's too bad. Honestly, I wish he could join in the fun more often." Freddy mentioned. Foxy rolled his eyes a little: what Freddy had just said was funny, coming from him. There Freddy was, being disappointed at Bon-Bon for not waking up and being active alongside Foxy and himself, even though Foxy knew for a fact that Freddy came out of his room less often than almost every other person in the pizzeria. In the few months that had passed since Foxy and the others had started to live in Circus Baby's Pizza World, Freddy had only occasionally ventured out of his room to join Foxy and the other animatronics in whatever they had decided to do. In fact, out of their entire friend group, only Baby refused to get involved more often than Freddy did.
But Foxy didn't think it would be helpful to say any of this out loud, so he simply stayed silent and watched as Freddy looked down at Bon-Bon. All of the sudden, Freddy did a double-take, making it obvious that something had occurred to him. "Wait a minute! Since when has Bon-Bon looked like this? And...huh?" He looked up and gazed around at the entire room in wonder. "Hey! Foxy, since when has your room looked like this? I didn't even notice this new stuff until now! It's...nice."
"I suppose so. Puppet made this entire space just for me." Foxy explained. "Took him a heck of a lot of time, too, but he did it. I'd say that it's pretty alright, except maybe the wallpaper could use some tweaking."
"What about this room over here?" Freddy asked, pointing at the bathroom door.
"That's my own bathroom. Comes in handy, since I won't have to use the upstairs bathrooms nearly as much anymore. If I need to empty my storage tank of garbage, clean my hands, or whatever else, then I can just go right in there."
"That is handy...why's there a window here, though?" He pointed at the glass window next to the door. The curtain there had been pulled shut.
"I have no idea why Puppet installed a window there. Chances are, it was already there when he dug out this area." Foxy articulated, shrugging. "Thankfully, he put a curtain there so I can get privacy when I go in there."
"Privacy, huh?"
"Of course. I mean, I know that sounds odd considering we can't actually use the toilets at all, but I prefer having a way to block the outside world from seeing in. Gives me some peace when I need it."
"Makes sense. It looks pretty nice, too. Very appealing." Freddy complimented politely.
"Thanks. Do you like the bear rug, too? I thought it would've been offensive to you, but what do you think?"
Freddy looked down at the rug. "That rug? I don't find it offensive at all. Looks more like a panther to me, anyways."
"In a way, I guess it does." Foxy admit, looking down at the rug. He could see how it might be interpreted as a panther rather than a bear. He still saw it as a bear, but he didn't mind how Freddy felt about it. "So...besides all of that, what about you? You came down here for some reason or other, right?"
Freddy gasped, and suddenly his polite face became a glare. "That's right! Foxy, did you take my least piece of chicken? Because I think you might have!"
"Huh? I didn't do that!" Foxy said, shaking his head. "I have my own fridge down here, so I eat my own stockpile of food now, anyways. In fact, not only did I eat from my own fridge and nowhere else, but I've been spending the past few minutes trying to get Bon-Bon to wake up. If someone really took your last piece of chicken, then maybe it was him. Then again, he has been asleep this whole time..."
"Yeah, exactly! A sleeping person can't go stealing my things! Now, don't play dumb, Foxy."
"Play dumb? But I'm not! I'm being serious!"
Freddy crossed his arms. "Hmm...I don't think I can fully believe you! In fact, I know just how to make you confess."
Foxy raised an eyebrow. "And that is...?"
"I'm going to chase you around until you admit to it! Now get ready!" Freddy stanced up, getting ready to run.
Foxy stepped back, a little anxious now. Freddy was a force to be reckoned with when he was like this. If Freddy caught Foxy, Foxy knew he would end up being repeatedly slapped over the head. Freddy always did that when he caught someone, and while it didn't hurt all that much, it could get annoying fast.
So when Freddy seemed ready to give chase, Foxy didn't dare play around any longer. Instead, he slowly backed away.
"Uh...chase me? Wow, uh...so...about that..." Foxy stuttered. "Uh, catch me if you can!" And Foxy darted up his spiral staircase as fast as he could.
"Hey! No fair, you got a head start!" He could hear Freddy yell behind him, but Foxy didn't slow down. He knew he needed to start running now, before he was caught.
He proceeded to the top and ran down the passage back to the trapdoor. He looked over his shoulder and saw Freddy run all the way up the spiral staircase, all the way to the ceiling. "Huh? Wait a minute..." Freddy stammered, seeming confused as to why the staircase stopped at the ceiling.
Good, this'll buy me some time. Foxy thought, and he got to the trapdoor, went upwards and through it, and ended up back into his cove. As he ran for the main room, he heard Freddy speak again.
"Hey! I see you!" Freddy called, and Foxy knew that the bear must have already realized what he had done wrong and had followed Foxy. "Come back here, Foxy!"
"As if! I'm not letting you get me for something I didn't do!" Foxy yelled back, barely turning his head.
As he darted through the main room and down the small hallway, Foxy's mind scrambled for a solution to the problem at hand. With his superior speed, Foxy knew Freddy wouldn't be able to catch up to him. However, Foxy also knew that Freddy was a very determined one, and he wouldn't give up the chase so easily. Foxy, knowing he wouldn't be able to run forever, thought hard about what might make Freddy stop. The most obvious way to convince Freddy that he hadn't actually taken his piece of chicken, but without proof, Foxy wasn't sure how to get Freddy to actually believe that he hadn't taken his chicken.
He could try finding the real culprit, but he had no idea who it might be. In fact, seeing as most of the other animatronics had barely come out of their rooms over the past few days, Foxy didn't one hundred percent blame Freddy for going after him first.
Then Foxy realized that with where he was going, he could get to the auditorium.
Puppet! That's it! I'll go talk to Puppet! Foxy thought. Maybe he was the thief? But if he is, then I wonder why he'd do it...
With his decision locked in, Foxy wasted no time heading towards Puppet's box. When he reached the big hallway, he turned right and kept running, and now he was heading in the direction of the auditorium.
As he turned the corner into the auditorium, he heard Freddy say: "Hey, where did you go? Are you in the bathrooms?"
Foxy grinned, glad that luck was favoring him. If Freddy was about to check the bathrooms, then Foxy knew that would buy him even more time. Maybe even enough time to brief Puppet on the situation and find out if he was responsible for it.
Foxy climbed onto the box and descended down the ladder at top speed. When he was near the bottom, he let go and let himself plop down on the red couch below. It was a comfortable landing, and it momentarily eased the tension.
Foxy turned his head shortly after landing, and he noticed that Puppet was also in the tv room. The marionette was sitting at the other side of the couch, looking towards his television. The television seemed to be playing the news, where an anchor was going on about a hurricane that had happened in some other area.
"Hey there, Puppet!" Foxy greeted, trying to be friendly in hopes that Puppet wouldn't be upset at him for coming uninvited.
"Oh. Good morning, Foxy." Puppet replied, turning his head to look back at Foxy. Thankfully, he seemed fine with Foxy being there.
"You're not upset that I came in uninvited, right? It's kind of urgent." Foxy explained.
"Nah, not this time. I'm kind of bored right now, so if anything, you being here breaks up the monotony nicely."
"Great, because..." Foxy began, but he paused and looked around the room first, and he noticed that Bonnet was absent from the room. "Hey, where's Bonnet?"
"Asleep." Puppet said shortly. "I managed to get her to nod off and take a nap. Good thing for that. Now that she's asleep, I can get some peace and quiet."
"Really?" Foxy said, and he got up and wandered over to the next room, which he took a quick look into. Bonnet was in there, facedown in the middle of Puppet's carpet and silently snoozing. "Oh, she is. Why's she asleep on the floor?"
"Because she wants to, I guess." Puppet answered, and Foxy looked back to see Puppet shrugging. "I was going to let her sleep on my futon, but she actually seems more comfortable with the floor. She's so much more peaceful like this, actually. Unlike when she sleeps on my sofa, she hasn't even made a sound."
"What a coincidence. Bon-Bon's actually asleep on the floor of my room right now, too." Foxy mentioned.
"Is that so? That really is a coincidence. Either that, or it's a sign that Bon-Bon and Bonnet have more in common than they care to admit."
"I mean, sort of. You said Bonnet was sleeping quietly this time, right?"
"Yeah. She hasn't made any sounds at all. Why do you ask? Is Bon-Bon not the same way?"
"Nope. In fact, Bon-Bon actually kept me up for half the night because he refused to go back to bed. He wanted to use my computer, but he seemed annoyed when I told him he can't use it."
"You didn't let him use it, huh?"
"Actually, I was willing to let him use it. The problem is not that I won't let him use it, but that he literally can't, since the computer is locked, and you still haven't given me the password."
"Anyways! Them both sleeping on the floor shows they have something in common, right?" Puppet said, ignoring Foxy's comment about the password. "Maybe it won't be so hard to convince them to move in together. Then neither of them will have to stay in our rooms anymore."
"Well, as good as it would be to finally get them to stop bickering and be comfortable enough to, at the very least, be around each other...I don't think we can get them to move out of our rooms just yet. We need to give them more tjme." Foxy stated. "If we try to have them sleep in the same room together, then at least one of them is bound to cause a problem."
"When do you think they'll be ready to do so?" Puppet questioned.
"I dunno yet. We kind of just have to wait and see how things turn out." Foxy responded. "But I kind of need to mention something else to you. Freddy's mad at me, and he's chasing me around because he thinks I took his last piece of chicken. I didn't take it. Did you?"
"What? Of course not. His chicken is terrible." Puppet said, shaking his head and grimacing. "If neither of us did it, then who did?"
"No clue, but if neither of us took his last piece of chicken, then we need to convince him of that. And I'm going to need your help on that front, Puppet. I tried to tell Freddy on my own, but he just won't listen to me."
Puppet looked incredulous. "Do...do I have to?"
Foxy sighed. "I know it doesn't sound appealing at all. But I'm gonna need all hands on deck to deal with Freddy's misunderstanding, and you're the only other pair of hands that I can access. Could you please just help me out?"
Puppet groaned. "I suppose if it's really that serious, than I can't say reasonably say no...fine, let's go deal with Freddy."
The two of them went back to the ladder, leaving Bonnet to sleep on the carpet soundlessly.
When they both climbed out of the box and came into the auditorium, they found it mysteriously empty.
"Huh? Where's Freddy?" Foxy stammered. "I swear he was right behind me. Where'd he go?"
"I'm right here!"
And then Freddy jumped out from behind Puppet's box. Foxy and Puppet stepped back, giving Freddy wary glances, afraid of what else might happen.
"Hah! I was hiding behind the box the whole time, waiting for you to come out. I kinda like doing sneak attacks." Freddy admit, before he hardened. "Anyways, I see you brought Puppet! One of you must've taken my last piece of chicken, right? I doubt it could be anyone else!"
"But neither of us took your chicken! Why would we?" Foxy sputtered.
"This whole thing is ridiculous! Freddy, you should call yourself. There's no reason to get mad." Puppet said calmly. "I'm sure if we have a discussion about this, we can-"
"No, I don't think so! I want to get to the bottom of this, Y'see, and the most surefire way to do so is to chase you around until you confess! So, if you really are innocent, then run!" Freddy challenged, and he stepped forwards, eager to restart the chase.
Puppet grimaced. "Well, it was worth a shot. Do we run?"
"I'm afraid so." Foxy responded shortly. "RUN!"
They both turned around and ran off. Foxy could hear Freddy and knew he was right behind them yet again, but it was all Foxy could do to keep running. He hoped that Puppet would be able to keep up.
Foxy had no idea where to run to now. His first idea was Ballora's room, so he and Puppet ran across the big hallway and opened the doors into Ballora's room, coming straight in.
Any hope that Ballora would be able to help them was dashed at once, as Ballora was once again deactivated on her stage. Reggie was still standing there, awake as ever, but Foxy didn't think Reggie would be able to do much to quell Freddy's hastiness.
"Puppet, follow me!" Foxy called, as a new idea came into his head. The giant presents were still there, and Foxy realized that they could be used as hiding spots. He and Puppet darted behind one of them as quickly as they could.
"Why are we behind here?" Puppet asked.
"We're hiding here so Freddy won't spot us. Once he comes in, we can wait for him to get distracted, and then we can run back out of this room without him getting near us." Foxy explained.
Puppet nodded, looking accepting of any plan as long as Foxy had a plan at all. The two of them perked out behind the large present to see Freddy coming into the room.
"Hey, where'd you guys go?" Freddy asked. "Ballora, have you seen them?" He paused. "Ballora? Oh, it looks like she's asleep, too...uh, Reggie, have you seen Foxy and Puppet?"
"Well...the thing about that is, uh..." Reggie said, speaking up for the first time. His eyes flickered over to the spot where Foxy and Puppet were peeking out. Reggie had known where they had been hiding, having seen them go back there.
Then, Reggie spoke without uttering a word. Foxy, whose system could allow him to read lips perfectly, saw that Reggie had mouthed: Hurry! If you want to get out of here, do it now.
Okay, thanks! Foxy mouthed back, and he motioned to Puppet. The two of them crept towards the door, hearing Reggie talk to Freddy as they went.
We're gonna make it! Foxy thought, as the door was inches away.
But it wasn't that easy.
Right then, Freddy turned around and saw Foxy and Puppet. "There you two are!"
Foxy and Puppet yelled and abandoned sneaking as a means of escape. They dashed out of the room, once again going down the big hallway as Foxy's mind cycled through the rooms of the building, trying to think of a good place to avoid Freddy.
How about Baby's room? Maybe that would work.
When Foxy and Puppet went down the trapdoor and ran down the passage into the place where the vent system could be accessed, Freddy followed them. However, one thing Foxy had not predicted was that the decorations still up in the room would actually help them.
Freddy, seeing the line of plastic reindeer, looked momentarily startled. "Ah! What's with all the moose? No, wait, those are reindeer. I'm such a dummy..."
This distraction gave Foxy and Puppet time to climb up the ladder and get into Baby's room. From here was where Foxy realized that his idea was terrible: the narrow vent corridor offered them little chance of a successful escape of Freddy followed them inside, and Baby was playing her video games again at the other end of the corridor, so there was no way she would come and help them.
But Puppet came through. "Hey, I know! Let's hide at the other end of the vent corridor, where the armchair and fireplace is. Freddy will go to the left when he enters, so we can sneak right past him."
"Good idea." Foxy complimented, and the two of them went over to the area of the corridor to the right of the door and waited.
Sure enough, when Freddy emerged through the door, he went to the left, in the direction of Baby and her game setup.
Without hesitation, Foxy and Puppet ran to the door and got right back down into the passage, and within the next minute, they had left the passage and were out of the trapdoor, where they stood in the auditorium again.
Foxy wasn't sure if Freddy had followed them or not. But a few seconds later, he realized what Freddy had done when he heard an angry yell from Baby inside the vents.
Oh god, sounds like Freddy interrupted her and got her upset again... Foxy thought. He heard a yell of fright from Freddy, and he knew that meant that Freddy would be leaving the vents and coming right back to the auditorium.
"He's coming back! Run! Again!" Foxy repeated, and he and Puppet took off.
Foxy's next idea that popped into his head involved the main room, so he yelled at Puppet to follow him to that area of the building. They ran down the small hallway and were in the main room in no time at all.
"What now?" Puppet questioned anxiously.
"Behind the balloons!" Foxy answered, pointing at the clumps of balloons next to the stage and the pedestals that would serve as good hiding spots.
Puppet seemed to agree with Foxy, as he went behind the clump of balloons on the left side of the stage, while Foxy went behind the balloons on the right side of the stage.
With both of them properly hidden, they were ready when Freddy came into the room, his head turning around to examine every inch of the main room, trying his hardest to spot Foxy and Puppet.
For a few minutes, their hiding spot worked. But eventually, Freddy said: "Hey, why are there two pairs of legs sticking out from behind those balloons?"
"We're caught! Run!" Puppet yelped as soon as Freddy finished speaking, and he came out. Foxy did the same, equally as panicked, and without thinking, he ran past a confused Freddy and did something he did not think would have an effect: he sat down at one of the tables.
Puppet, looking confused and bewildered by Foxy's choice, gave Foxy a look, but also sat down.
When Freddy approached and saw them sitting down, it seemed to bring him to his senses. Freddy paused in his act of moving towards them, then shrugged and took a seat at the table as well.
For a minute, nobody said anything at all. Foxy didn't know what to say. On the one hand, sitting here had gotten Freddy to calm down and stop chasing them. On the other, he was afraid that if he stood up again or tries to say anything, Freddy would go right back to chasing them. But he didn't want to just sit there and do nothing, so, a little carefully, Foxy said: "Uh, hey. What's up, Freddy?"
"...nothing much, I guess." Freddy mumbled back. Him taking a seat seemed to have completely calmed him. He was no longer upset, but was instead eyeing Foxy and Puppet passively. "I just dunno where my last piece of chicken is. I...I was chasing you guys around because I thought you might've had it. I guess you don't, huh?"
"No, we don't." Puppet answered. "I'm glad you're coming to your senses, though. Why didn't you realize sooner that it couldn't be us?"
Freddy shrugged. "I was kind of enjoying running around with you guys. Reminds me of those games of tag we play on occasion. So...if neither of you have my last piece of chicken, I guess I either gotta look elsewhere or make some more chicken."
"Have you tried checking the kitchen? You always leave food in there." Foxy suggested, pointing across the room to the kitchen doors.
"I did check the room earlier. But maybe I should double-check it, just to be safe." Freddy agreed, and he stood up. Foxy, deciding it was finally safe to stand, did so, and invited Puppet to join him.
They followed Freddy as he walked through the main room and went into the kitchen. The kitchen, as usual during this point in the night, was empty. Foxy glanced at the door to the break room, which was closed, and supposed Dinah must still be asleep.
Freddy, meanwhile, went behind the counters in the middle of the room and over to the ovens.
"Hey!" Freddy suddenly exclaimed, making a noise of surprise. The bear bent down over something.
"What's up?" Puppet asked, giving Freddy a look. But Freddy did not respond. Instead, what Foxy and Puppet heard was...chewing?
"Wait a second! Freddy, did you find the chicken?" Foxy called, and then Freddy turned around. A piece of cooked chicken was gripped in his metal hands, and he was tearing small chunks off of it and throwing them into his mouth.
"Found it! I left it lying on the floor." Freddy explained, looking pleased.
"So you chasing us over your chicken was a waste of time, huh?" Puppet commented, shaking his head with exasperation.
"Oh! Yeah...I guess it was." Freddy admit, looking guilty. "Are you guys mad at me for that? I was kind of playing around after about halfway through the chase, but if you guys didn't like me doing that, then...I'm sorry."
Foxy just sighed. "Seeing as you found your piece of chicken, and nobody was hurt at all, I think we can let this one go. But Freddy, can't you try and stop jumping to conclusions when you lose your possessions?"
Freddy chuckled. "Alright, alright, I'll try not to. I just get panicked when I lose my stuff, is all. I hope you guys can understand that."
"Uh, sure." Foxy replied. Despite that Freddy was passive now, Foxy felt a sense of anticlimax from this. He felt that the chase had ended rather abruptly, all things considered. But he was glad that Freddy had apologized, and he was getting sick of running away from Freddy anyways. "Well, if that's the end of that, then don't mind if I just head back to my room now."
"Yeah, I'm ready to do so as well. Come on, let's go." Puppet agreed, shaking his head, and he was the first to leave the kitchen. Foxy took a sideways glance at Freddy, who was still eating his chicken, and then Foxy followed Puppet.
As calmness and gladness over the ending of the situation rose within Foxy, he also felt ready to just go back to his room and chat with Mr. Wigglesworth some more. He had originally intended to do a lot more at the start of the day, but the chase had tired him out, and he figured he could try doing something with the other animatronics at a later point today.
Foxy walked into his room and was halfway from reaching his cove when he was interrupted.
"Hey, Foxy. Wait."
Foxy turned around. Freddy was there again, standing at the entrance to Foxy's room.
Foxy opened his mouth to ask Freddy why he was there, but...he found himself strangely unable to speak.
Instead, he gazed at Freddy. Freddy had that odd look in his eye again...
"Hi there, friend."
Though Freddy's mouth moved when he said this, Foxy could not understand why Freddy's tone of voice was so...off.
Foxy did not understand what was going on. Things seemed to be getting a lot darker all of the sudden. He felt so odd. He felt tired and sleepy, and his senses seemed to escape him...
He was staring to lose focus...
And then...
"Hello, my friend."
...Foxy's mouth moved of its own accord.
Foxy and Freddy inched toward each other. They both had strange looks in their eyes, they both spoke in unnatural tones, they both could not take their eyes off of each other.
They took a step towards each other. Then another. Then another.
"Will I see you again soon, friend?"
"Of course you will, friend."
"See you next time, then, friend."
"But of course, friend."
They stared at each other.
All was quiet.
A silent understanding seemed to have risen between the two of them, in the strange state they were in...
...then it disappeared.
"Huh?" Freddy said, suddenly, his eyes back to normal. "How did I...get here?"
Foxy straightened up, and he too was back to normal. "Wait...did something just happen? Freddy, why are you here?"
"Uh...I dunno. I...don't remember coming here..." Freddy muttered confusedly.
The two of them exchanged befuddled glances.
"Well, I'm going back to my room. See you later, Foxy." Freddy said, and he turned and departed from the room.
"Goodbye, then!" Foxy called after him.
Foxy turned around, feeling so dazed all of the sudden. What was going on?
He tried to remember what had just happened. He had been going towards his cove, and then Freddy had entered the room, and then...
...and then Freddy was confused over why he was there, right? And then he had left.
Foxy felt sure that had been what happened.
Even so, he couldn't shake the strange feeling that something was off.
...was there something else he had missed?
...maybe not.
"Good to know I have friends in high places. Wouldn't you agree?"
Chapter 83: The Plan For Order
Summary:
Something happens on the inside, and a drastic change in behavior brings about a slew of harsh rules and regulations.
Chapter Text
"Come now, Foxy, dedicate your time to something useful and give me a body. Do it."
"The answer's still no."
"Do it. Find a body. Transfer me into it. I'm not going to let you rest peacefully until you follow my demands."
"The answer is STILL no."
"Why must you refuse? It would be so easy. Bon-Bon, for example. Although his body is a terrible permanent body, perhaps it could be a good temporary one. Being so small, I can only imagine he'd be easy to handle. I can easily take over his body and use it until I can make myself a GOOD body."
"The answer is STILL going to be no."
"I will torment you until you do it, Foxy. Don't force my hand."
"You will, will you? Try tormenting me after I do THIS!"
And with his mental strength, Foxy shoved the voice back into the corner of his mind, silencing it once more. He breathed a sigh of relief. It was gone...but only for now. He knew it would be back later, probably even in the next five or ten minutes. Maybe even sooner.
It was no use. He always pushed it away, but it always came back. He was getting so tired of it, and how it demanded he make it a body, and how it would never leave him alone. He wished it would quiet down, but every time he told it to shut up, it seemed to get louder.
He sat down on his couch and remained deep in thought about it. On the floor, Bonnet was sleeping on his carpet in much the same way that Bon-Bon usually did. It was still his turn to watch her while Puppet handled Bon-Bon, but he could hardly say that he was having fun with it. Still, it wasn't so bad now. Bonnet tended to sleep less often than Bon-Bon, but she still took naps. Sometimes, Foxy would go to sleep and wake up and still find her laying there, deactivated.
However, one thing that made him sure Bon-Bon and Bonnet were doing things while he was awake was the trash. Both hand-puppets constantly made trash from the food they devoured out of Foxy's fridge. That was bad enough, but it got worse when they started to litter. Either they were unaware of the trash can in the corner of the room, or simply didn't care, because they had been leaving wrappers, chicken bones, empty cups, and stains all over Foxy's floor. Foxy was resourceful enough to get them cleaned up quickly, but every time he went back to sleep and woke up again, there was always at least one stain or piece of garbage laying on the floor, no matter which hand-puppet was staying with him at the moment.
It wasn't as if Foxy was just letting it happen. He wanted it to stop pretty badly. However, Bon-Bon was never awake when Foxy wanted to talk to him about it, and every time he ordered Bonnet to stop, she would just whine that she could do whatever she wanted, and that she had the right to leave trash everywhere.
Both of the hand-puppets' attitude was starting to drive Foxy insane. He was getting sick of them treating his room like their personal dumping ground, and he was getting sick of them ignoring him or whining at him every time he told them off. And, being honest, it confused Foxy a little. They had never been this badly behaved before. It was only now that they had started to act this way.
However, the hand-puppets were only the tip of the iceberg that embodied Foxy's frustrations.
Freddy had made a huge mess in the kitchen after a failed attempt to broil, air-fry, and oven-bake chicken, and Foxy had had to team up with Puppet and clean THAT up as well. The mess, having been caused by an explosion in the oven, rendered the ovens broken, and now Foxy and Puppet had to call in a repairman to fix it. Dinah was being no help at all, either. He seemed too attached to the ovens, for he firmly refused to cook until the ovens were fixed.
Then there was Ballora, who seemed to have decided she could ignore Foxy and Puppet's decision to take the Christmas decorations down, and Foxy had woken up sometime yesterday to find the main room entirely decorated by Ballora. She had put the tree back up, the lights, even the presents. He had been absolutely floored when he saw it, and the resulting attempts to fix the situation had been a catastrophe. Ballora kept complaining and begging Foxy to let them stay up, but Foxy had to argue with her that Christmas was over and that they needed to be taken down. The arguing went on for an entire half-hour unit Ballora had such an angry and loud outburst that she ran from the room, sealed herself inside her own room, and had not come out since.
Then there was Puppet, who frequently badgered Foxy with complaint after complaint after complaint about how he was tired of Bon-Bon and Bonnet, and how he thought it would be great if Foxy took them both instead of doing the rotation system with Puppet. Foxy kept having to tell Puppet that he had agreed to the arrangement, and that having them separated was better than having them together.
All the while, Baby remained sealed up in her room. While her attitude was improving, and while she was certainly the least of Foxy's problems by this point, Foxy had still been yelled at when he tried to enter the room, and he had to leave to prevent her from getting unreasonably angry at him again.
Through it all, Bonnet remained a thorn in Foxy's side. She frequently made attempts to go see Bon-Bon, even despite Foxy and Puppet's repeated attempts to stop her or to tell her to back off. Most times, they stopped her. However, yesterday, right after Foxy had finished dealing with Ballora's decorations, Puppet had ran in and told him that Bonnet had barged into his room and was chasing after Bon-Bon. Bon-Bon, upset and furious at the intrusion, ran from Bonnet until he went into the kitchen and attempted to lock himself in the break room. Bonnet had pounded on the door so vigorously that she broke a large hole in it, and only then were Foxy and Puppet able to grab her and pull her away from Bon-Bon. But by then, the damage was done, and now Foxy had to call a repairman to replace the door as well.
To top it all off, Foxy's mind continued to be plagued with the same repeating nightmare, the one that kept having him wake up in that same dark room, facing the same dark cloaked figure that never turned around, who talked to him in that same voice. He was getting sick of the dreams. Rather than dispensing any useful information, the figure had decided to be as frustrating as possible and completely unhelpful as it constantly and consistently reminded Foxy to get the body parts it had mentioned. The figure never provided any hints as to where they were, what they looked like, or how Foxy was supposed to acquire them, yet it never failed to tell him to find them. Anytime Foxy told the figure in the dream that he was making no progress and had no feasible way to make more progress, he never got a response; perhaps it ignored him when he said that, and that only added to the annoyance of the dreams. But what was more annoying about them was their habit of repeating.
Foxy thought he would have been able to handle the vague and unhelpful dreams had they been few and far between, but the dreams had kept popping up almost every night ever since they had begun, and their almost constant appearances combined with the frustration Foxy had for the figure's vague phrases resulted in quite a few sleepless nights for the animatronic fox. The stress on Foxy's mind and body as a result was beginning to take a toll, and he was more irritated than ever. He wanted one decent nap, but he had only managed to escape the repeating dream during one nap session. Besides that, it had continued.
It was perhaps the worst Foxy had ever felt in a long time. The pizzeria was becoming a cesspool of uncontrollable chaos. His friends refused to listen to him, and continued to flout authority and cause trouble. He was sick and tired of it all. Why couldn't they just control themselves? Why did they have to keep breaking things or messing things up? He was getting tired of having to fix things or clean up the mess every single time somebody else did something wrong. It wasn't even his mess, but he could never get the others to clean up their messes. They would always run away and lock themselves in their rooms when he told them to clean up their messes.
Foxy stood up before he realized what he was doing, and he was seized by a strange new desire: to make it all end, or at least to make as much of it end as he could manage.
Foxy felt differently all of the sudden, but he didn't care. He was focused on what his mind was coming up with to counteract the chaos.
The place was chaos...but Foxy knew he could fix it. He just needed to bring something nobody else bothered to bring.
Order.
"That's right. We need order! That's what's going to fix all of this." Foxy decided out loud.
"Finally doing something about your disobedient friends, for once? Perfect. You can start giving order by giving me a body."
Foxy didn't even tell the voice off this time. Instead, he focused on what his objective was. "You, voice, are my first order of business." He said this and glared up at the ceiling, even though nothing was up there.
The voice chuckled. "Really? And how do you expect to stop me from tormenting you? You know you cannot get rid of me. You are stuck with me, because you don't want to risk my escape. You cannot do anything."
Foxy smiled. "You're right, I can't. But you know what I can do? I can take a stand and stop letting you get to me. Let's make something straight here, voice. I don't follow your rules, nor do I follow your commands. You have no authority over me or over anyone, and as long as I'm here living in this world, I will never, ever, EVER let you get a body. Not mine, not any of my friends', not even a body of your own. You get nothing."
The voice was silent. "How are you so sure that you can stop me?" It muttered, and Foxy was pleased to hear that it no longer sounded happy.
"Because I know what kind of being you are, and I know that if I let my guard down, my friends will get hurt again." Foxy answered. "So guess what? I won't follow your commands, ever. This is my body, and you'd better get used to it."
"Fool. You are weak. You are incompetent. You are an imbecile. What makes you think you can do confidently oppose me?"
"Tough talk from an insignificant voice in my head." Foxy chuckled. "You want a reminder of who's the one in charge of this body? Then here it is."
And Foxy focused. His newfound confidence seemed to empower him. He felt stronger than before, and more mentally prepared. He once again focused on pushing the voice back. However, this time, he let his thoughts do something different.
Thinking hard, he imagined a lock appearing over a black cloud that he used to imagine his mind scape and where the voice was.
He focused.
Then he opened his eyes.
The voice had went silent once more. Foxy had no way of being sure that had worked, but if it had, he knew he would be able to keep it quiet for much longer than before.
There, first order of business complete. Now it was time for his plan to really begin.
Foxy picked up Mr. Wigglesworth and stored him inside his chest cavity. Foxy didn't need the stuffed bear this time. He knew he could do this all on his own.
He glanced down at Bonnet, still asleep on the floor, and decided to deal with her and Bon-Bon later. They were most likely both asleep by now, and that meant that they weren't Foxy's immediate concerns. He could decide how to handle them later.
Foxy then changed his thought process towards the main focus of his plan. He was going to change the way things worked around the pizzeria, and that meant everything. None of their old, loose regulations would be spared. Where there was no sense of order, he would bring it, and start making things easier on himself and more organized for everyone.
The most important thing, he decided, was to focus on making his friends behave. He was done with their lawlessness, and he was determined to show them who was in charge here. If they didn't like it, then too bad. Foxy wanted everyone to get with the program. If they were too stubborn to follow the rules, then they could all leave.
Then again, the door was sealed, and he couldn't make them leave if the exit was closed off. Fine, then he'd have to show them out through other methods. Perhaps he could keep them permanently locked in their own rooms, where they were isolated and could not bring trouble anywhere but in their own personal space. Foxy knew doing so would not be a perfect way to deal with those who refused to follow the rules, but he could roll with it for now and decide on something else later. He made a mental note to investigate the front doors later on and try to figure out how to break them open.
But that was only if they said no. Foxy was much more motivated to make them agree with his plans for order around the building, and he would get everyone to follow them by whatever means necessary.
Foxy continued to dwell on his new plan as he wandered out of his own room and into the main room. It was here, he decided, that he would be able to choose who to deal with first.
In fact, he already had someone in mind. Freddy. He was sure that Freddy's cooking skills were now a disaster waiting to happen. Freddy has always been careless with both his chicken cooking and his chicken consumption, but the destruction of the ovens had altered Foxy that now, Freddy had taken it too far.
Foxy decided it would be right to try to get a ration card for Freddy, and perhaps an animatronic-friendly diet. He didn't want to starve Freddy, but he did want to limit his chicken intake. He couldn't make Freddy lose weight (that was impossible since he was an animatronic), but he could stop the chicken from clogging his food storage tanks and gunking up his insides.
Then there was Freddy's cooking. Foxy decided that Freddy needed to be banned from making food for some time. For how long, Foxy didn't know, but he figured he'd cross that bridge when he came to it. He'd also need to find a way to make sure Freddy's cooking could go without disaster. Foxy couldn't teach Freddy to cook better, as that was a job for somebody like Dinah and not him, but Foxy knew he could make sure Freddy wouldn't cause damage during his cooking.
Foxy began to head for Freddy's closet. He was just about ready to tell Freddy this himself. He'd get Freddy to listen, he wanted Freddy to listen.
But as he walked forwards, he heard somebody clear their throat.
It was only then that Foxy realized he wasn't alone in the main room. Turning his head to the left, he saw Puppet sitting by himself at one of the tables.
Right away, Foxy redirected his thoughts to Puppet. Since the marionette was closer to Foxy's current location than Freddy was, Foxy decided it would be good to handle Puppet first. Puppet hadn't been causing huge problems, unlike some of the other residents of the pizzeria, but Foxy still wanted to talk to him.
"Hello there, Puppet." Foxy greeted as he stepped over to him. "I want to talk to you."
"Oh, hey, Foxy." Puppet responded back absentmindedly. "Good to see you around, I guess. Don't mind me. I'm just daydreaming. Thinking about when that repairman is going to finish fixing the break room door."
"That's actually what I was coming to talk to you about. Well, in truth, I was going to talk to Freddy first, but since you're closer, I've decided to approach you first." Foxy cleared his own throat. "Puppet, we need order."
"What type of order?" Puppet asked. "Like, a food order? Because I wouldn't mind processing a cheeseburger right now. In fact, I want two: one with pickles and one without pickles."
Foxy shook his head. "Not that type of order. I mean a different type of order. I mean that we need to stop the others from constantly causing trouble and trying to do whatever they want, and we need them to start following the rules."
Puppet shrugged. "I do prefer it when the others aren't causing a bunch of chaos. They have been a bit restless lately, come to think of it...alright, then." Puppet stood up. "What did you have in mind?"
"A whole lot of different things. For example, take this main room. Them changing the room to take out that sixth table in the middle? That is not something they should be able to do at their leisure. At the very least, they should've put the table back afterwards! We need to bring the sixth table back."
Puppet cocked his head. "Are you sure? I mean, removing that table gave us some extra space in the middle, which makes it easier to play games there. I'm pretty sure everyone else was on board with that decision. Heck, even you were on board with it when you first saw it."
"But it's not the same as it was before, Puppet. We should bring it back. Oh, and while we're at it, let's remove those balloon stands we put on our pedestals. We need those pedestals free so me, Freddy, and Baby can stand on them again."
Puppet looked even more incredulous. "Why? What's the point of that? The three of you don't even stand up there anymore, not since you got your own rooms to stay in. The balloons are only there to make that area feel less empty. Besides, you were the one who put them there in the first place! Why are you only now raising objections to it?"
"Because time has passed and I want things to change for the better! Don't you?"
Puppet paused. "Well, I do. But Foxy, you should be thinking bigger than small changes to the decorations in the main room. So far, you've only had complaints about small and petty things. Don't you have bigger fish you can fry?"
Foxy considered that. "...heh, you're right, actually. I've got so much more in mind than just little changes. Wait till you see them."
Puppet raised an eyebrow. "Um, alright. What are you going to start with?"
"Before I got distracted by you, I was heading to Freddy's room. It's the closest room to mine, so it's the right place to start with. It's also good to start off because I already know what I want to change to make Freddy behave. Come on!"
Foxy lead the way, and though Puppet looked concerned, he followed Foxy to Freddy's closet.
Puppet was confused. No, scratch that. He was legitimately concerned.
He had no idea what Foxy could be planning to do, but by the way Foxy was acting, he knew it had to be something big.
Puppet didn't even understand why Foxy was doing this to begin with. He had never seen Foxy act in such a way before. Criticizing small details? An eagerness to make people follow the rules? In Puppet's opinion, that didn't sound like things Foxy would say or do.
Of course, Foxy had only pointed out little things so far, so Puppet stayed silent about it all for now. But he could tell that Foxy had yet to talk about his major ideas, so he followed in hopes that he could figure out what Foxy wanted. If it was good, he would be able to help make it happen. If it was wrong, then Puppet knew he would need to talk some sense into Foxy and use his veto power if needed, because he did have veto power. Everyone in the pizzeria let Foxy be the one to decide things, but under the condition that he wouldn't be the only one to do so. Puppet had been given permission to have veto power, meaning he had the authority to shut down Foxy's ideas if he thought they went too far. Foxy could also use the same veto power on Puppet as well, but only on ideas that weren't his own. Baby also had veto power, but she had never used it, as she was too busy playing her video games to keep things in check.
That meant that the three of them were technically the leaders of the pizzeria, and the ones in charge. But due to Baby being so wrapped up in the digital world, it was more like Foxy and Puppet that were leading things.
But right now, as Puppet climbed up the ladder and entered Freddy's upper room alongside Foxy, he felt as if he needed to keep an eye on all this. If necessary, he knew he would use his veto power to stop Foxy.
Foxy went up to Freddy's bedroom door and began knocking hard on it.
"Freddy! Open up!" Foxy called, sounding impatient.
There were sounds of footsteps inside the room, and then the door opened. There was Freddy on the other side, rubbing his eyes.
"Yawn...oh, hey, Foxy. Hey, Puppet. What's up? I was kinda trying to take a nap right there..." Freddy mumbled sleepily.
"Good, you're here. Freddy, I've got some business to discuss with you. Come out here." Foxy said firmly.
Freddy just shrugged. "Okay." He came out, closed the bedroom door, and faced Foxy again.
"Freddy, we need order in this place."
"Oh, cool. Can we order some chicken? I'm almost out."
"Again, not that type of order. I mean that we need to make this place orderly! We need everyone to start following the rules, including you!"
Freddy looked offended. "Huh? That's silly, Foxy. I always follow the rules."
Foxy cleared his throat loudly. "What about what you did in the kitchen?"
Freddy looked confused for a moment. "What do you mean? What did I...oooh. Right. Uh...that." He chuckled nervously. "That was just an honest mistake, y'know? Anyone could have made it."
"You call sticking your chicken in the oven and causing an explosion in there a mistake?"
"I was trying to be experimental, okay? I wanted to find new ways to cook chicken."
"Well, it didn't work, and we had to spend our money on repairs thanks to that! In fact, speaking of chicken...your overeating of that one food had gone too far. Freddy, I'm going to start rationing your chicken."
Freddy froze. "What...do you mean?"
"I mean that you can only eat a small amount of chicken per day, and you HAVE to eat other foods!"
"W-What?!" Freddy exclaimed.
"Woah, woah, hold on!" Puppet cut in, as these words from Foxy were the first red flag Puppet detected. "Let's be reasonable here, Foxy. This is...a lot more then I was expecting you to do."
"But this is what he needs! There's just too much chicken everywhere. He needs to stop-" And then Puppet saw something strange happen. For a short moment, Foxy's voice cut out, replaced by mechanical noises. Little sparks flew out from Foxy's neck. Then it abruptly stopped. "-eating so much of it!"
"Uh...what was that, Foxy?" Puppet asked. "You kind of...short-circuited just now."
"I have no idea what you're-" Sparks again. "-talking about, but that doesn't matter! Point is, Freddy, that I'm going to start rationing your chicken! You can only have so many pieces a day, and after that, no more."
"But...that's not fair! Chicken is the best food over! It's what the kids like! It tastes great!" Freddy exclaimed. "I can't go without it! I'll starve!"
"No, you won't. You're an animatronic. You're physically incapable of starving."
"Foxy, it sounds to me like you want to put Freddy on a diet of some kind."
"Hmm. You could call it that. If Freddy eats less chicken, then he might be able to stop gunking up his gears!"
"But that's crazy, Foxy!" Freddy protested. "My gears have never been gunked up by the chicken! If anything, I feel better after eating it."
"But it's a problem!"
"I dunno if it is, though." Puppet interrupted. "I mean, you said it yourself. We're animatronics. We can't die of diseases or overeating. The food only travels through our storage tank and storage pipes, so it never comes in contact with our gears. Honestly, even though Freddy eats chicken so much, I can't see anything wrong with it. He's done it for months now and he seems perfectly fine. Getting him to be a bit less chaotic is one thing, but don't you think trying to get a stranglehold on what he can eat is a bit too harsh?"
"Yeah! It's way too harsh." Freddy argued. "Chicken has never caused me any problems, Foxy! That means it's okay to eat tons of it."
"No, it is not. It's not normal. It's better if you get restricted. Besides, you'll learn to love it." Foxy stated firmly, shaking his head. "Honestly, I'm doing you a favor by rationing."
"But...but..." Freddy stammered.
"Foxy, I don't think this is right. I mean, the biggest problem Freddy's had with the chicken is the grease spills and the mess in the kitchen that we had to get fixed." Puppet said. "The messes aren't okay, but the eating shouldn't be a problem."
"It is a problem, Puppet." Foxy replied, and he looked Puppet in the eye. "It's not normal."
Puppet made a face. "Since when were you concerned about being 'normal'? Yeah, sticking to one type of food can be odd, but there's nothing wrong with being odd. We all have our quirks, but that's what makes us special." Puppet stood up straighter. "I'm going to have to veto the rationing thing."
Foxy froze. He looked horrified. "What?! You can't do that! I have to get him to stop eating only chicken!"
"No, you don't."
"Yes, I do! I veto your veto!"
Puppet shook his head. "That's not how the system works, Foxy. A veto can't be overturned by another veto."
Foxy grinded his teeth audibly, looking irritated. "Ugh! Fine! Forget about it! I'm going to somebody else!" He went down the ladder and loudly climbed down and out of the room.
"Phew. He's gone." Freddy sighed. "Puppet, what's up with Foxy? He's being really mean today."
"I don't know what got into him, but I'm trying to figure it out." Puppet responded, sighing. "Oh, by the way, Freddy...allow me to take over for Foxy and say some things to you. I do think we need to impose some restrictions on you- but not on your chicken supply, okay?" Puppet said quickly as Freddy opened his mouth to protest. "You can keep eating as much as you like. Unless it negatively affects your body, which it hasn't, then we don't need to cut your intake. No, it's some other restrictions I think we need to impose.
"Firstly, Freddy, no more leaving grease spills on the floor, okay? Try not to make messes from your chicken, and if you do, then clean them up afterwards. Secondly, we can't have you damaging the pizzeria's ovens, because it costs a good bit of money to get it fixed. From now on, I think we might have to make it so you don't cook without somebody watching you."
"Uh...well, I guess I can clean up the grease, but why do I need somebody watching me cook? I'm a good chef! I can cook on my own!"
"I'm not saying you can't, but what if you get reckless with the cooking and damage the ovens again?"
"Well...I can...try not to do that again?"
"I can't just take your word for it, Freddy. I'm going to have to get someone to watch you when you do it, okay?"
Freddy sighed. "Aw, fine. At least I don't have to stop eating all the chicken I like, so that's something."
"Thank you for understanding. Hey, uh...I kind of need to get going. Foxy's behavior is all over the place right now, and I have to watch him and try to handle what he's trying to do." Puppet explained.
"Oh! Hey, let me come with you! Foxy's being all weird, so you're gonna need my expertise in fixing him." Freddy suggested. "He probably needs to taste some chicken and he'll be alright! Come on, let's go."
Puppet shrugged. "Uh...thank you, I guess."
They both went down the ladder and entered the main room together. Foxy was already there, pacing back and forth and muttering to himself.
"Foxy, hey! Wait a second!" Puppet called as he came over.
Foxy sighed. "Not now, Puppet. I don't have time to think about the progress yo stopped me from making. I need to carry on with my plans!"
"Plans?" Freddy stammered confusedly.
"Big plans! The biggest! For order, as you know." Foxy answered with looking in Freddy's direction.
"So, then...who are you going to next?" Puppet asked.
"Dinah. He's in the nearby kitchen, and this is a good chance to talk to him. Oh, and Garbage as well."
Neither Puppet nor Freddy questioned Foxy's decision, but remained behind the fox as he stormed towards the kitchen and went inside.
When they came in, Dinah was hard at work. He was leaning over the oven, seemingly working on something.
"Ah, Dinah! Good. You're working on pizza, right?" Foxy questioned.
"Hello, Foxy! Hello, Puppet! And...oh, Freddy. Yes, hello to you too, I suppose. To answer your question...no. I am working on a batch of delicious chocolate-chip cookies!" Dinah explained cheerily. "They are nearly done cooking now! When I am finished, you may have some if you like."
"Cookies? Excuse me? We wanted pizza!" Foxy exclaimed. "Why are you getting sidetracked again?"
Dinah made a face. "Foxy, I have told you...so many times why I cannot make pizza. I am not going to discuss this any further. Get some tomato sauce and I will make the pizza! If you have none, then please, do not ask me about it."
"I mean, cookies do sound pretty nice. I like those." Puppet chimed in, trying to defuse the situation.
"Why, thank you! Your friend, Garbage, recommended I make some when I was feeding him earlier." Dinah mentioned, smiling again. "And when I heard, I thought: 'What a wonderful idea!' I will have to give Garbage several cookies as a reward for his very nice suggestion. Oh, and with a side of my delicious bread, too!"
"And don't forget chicken! Garbage needs some chicken as well. It's the best food to give him." Freddy added.
"Hmm." Was Dinah's response, and the chef suddenly frowned and stared at Freddy. It took five seconds for Puppet to realize that the chef was doing so because he was still displeased with Freddy for breaking the ovens.
But there was no room to comment on it, for Foxy had started to do things around the room. He went over to a bowl of ramen sitting on the counter, took it, and dumped its contents into the sink.
"What are you doing, Foxy?" Puppet questioned.
"Dumping out this bowl! Bon-Bon left it there completely unfinished, and I'm not going to let him leave trash out there Ike that!" Foxy said, shaking his head. The fox turned his head towards the rest of the stuff set out on the counter. "Hmm...I'll give the rest of this stuff a pass, since it's being put to use by you, Dinah."
"Oh, yes, thank you-" Dinah began.
"But." Foxy cut in. He went up to Dinah, who eyed him confusedly, and stared him down for a moment.
Then he grabbed him by the collar.
"Aah! W-Wait! What are you doing?!" Dinah exclaimed, yelping and trying to release Foxy's grip.
Foxy leaned in close, narrowing his eyes. "If I find out that you're slacking off again, and putting all these ingredients to waste...then I won't hesitate to throw you down in the garbage chute where you belong."
Foxy released his grip on Dinah. The chef staggered back, looking frightened, then quickly bent down over the ovens and did not utter another word.
"Woah, woah! Foxy, you didn't have to do that..." Freddy stuttered, looking a bit scared.
"Foxy, what in the world was that for?!" Puppet questioned worriedly. "That's way too harsh! What is up with you?"
"Nothing. I am fine. Everything is fine. We're going to get some order. I swear it." Foxy muttered, and he clenched his fists. For a second, Foxy's head once again twitched and emit sparks. "Now, then...time to deal with Garbage."
Foxy sauntered over to the chute and opened it up. "Garbage! Hey!"
"Oh, you again...yo." The guard reluctantly greeted. "What's going on now?"
"I'm implementing some new rules, and one or two of them may or may not concern you. You see, Garbage, from now on...you are not allowed to eat chicken."
"Huh? Hey! Why are you getting Garbage to stop eating chicken, too? It's good for him!" Freddy said confusedly, but Foxy ignored him and continued to stare down the garbage chute.
Inside the chute, there was a pause. "Um...hooray? I never really liked getting chicken, so this seems like a good rule."
"I wasn't finished." Foxy cut in firmly. "From now on, we're going to be feeding you eggs instead."
"Oh. Well, that sounds like an upgrade. Can I have mine fried, please?"
"No." Foxy answered simply and coldly. "You're not getting fried eggs, nor are you getting scrambled, over easy, or even hard boiled eggs. You're going to get pure eggs, and that's it."
"Wait...pure eggs? That doesn't sound like something I can eat. I'm...not a big fan of this new rule. Can't you drop down some sandwiches instead?"
"I don't think so. In fact, shut up and don't complain. You should be lucky I'm even giving you anything resembling food." Foxy growled, and he turned away from the chute. "If I could do so, I would gladly go down there and kill you, you piece of human scum."
If anything that Foxy had said before shocked Puppet, it was nothing compared to this. He and Freddy gaped at Foxy as he turned away from the chute, and even Dinah looked up in amazement. Garbage had fallen silent.
Puppet, of course, was no stranger to the fact that the other animatronics would never truly get along with humans, or at least not all of them. Being one who never understood their human hunting nor joined in with it, he personally didn't see what the fuss was over humans supposedly needing to die, at least according to the other animatronics. But he normally stayed out of it, because he didn't want to get involved in that kind of messy business.
But from what he could tell, Foxy and the other animatronics that hunted down humans never acted this terribly towards them. Sure, they murdered them. Sure, they mistreated them. Sure, they certainly had a bit of disregard for most humans. But Foxy had never, ever brought himself to not only force a human to eat something that wouldn't work, but also to call Garbage 'scum' and openly express a desire to kill him. Puppet knew Foxy, and he knew that before now, Foxy had always at least held at least some kindness in his heart for Garbage, even if it wasn't nearly as much as the kindness towards the other animatronics.
Foxy, of course, would say that he was allowing Garbage to live because he wanted a pet, or that he was allowing Dinah to live so he could be of use to them. But that wasn't the case, at least, not anymore. Lately, Foxy had been talking to Garbage with much more niceness, and he had even permitted Dinah to give Garbage tastier food. Puppet also vaguely knew that Foxy had given Garbage a present for Christmas, as Garbage had mentioned it before, and while Puppet didn't know what the present had been, he knew that only friends gave each other presents, meaning that Foxy must have actually thought of Garbage in a positive light.
Dinah was a bit different, but not too much so. Foxy never treated Dinah unfairly, as he had very politely offered Dinah the break room as a place to stay, where Dinah had constant access to television, a comfy bed, and a good supply of food. That wasn't to say that Foxy and Dinah had a great relationship, as they still commonly bickered about getting pizza made, but at the very least, their relationship was a non-hostile one.
Something about Foxy was different now. Puppet was sure of it this time.
And he was going to get to the bottom of it.
Meanwhile, Foxy continued. "Oh, and don't keep trying to escape. You're in far too deep to climb out or make a tower with all that garbage. And if you do try to escape, then trust me, we will know about it, and we will make sure you don't escape. Got that?"
"Uh...well...yes." Garbage muttered halfheartedly.
"That doesn't sound like a very willing response. Let me repeat that." Foxy turned around. "You are going to forfeit any and all escape attempts, or I won't hesitate to cut off your food supply. Is. That. Clear?"
"Okay, okay, yes!" Garbage responded hurriedly, sounding much more panicked than before. "Please don't cut off my food..."
"I won't, as long as you continue to be a good pet." Foxy said, and he turned around. His head twitched yet again, and more sparks flew from around his neck.
Puppet took much more notice of the sparks this time. That hadn't been there before, either. Was it connected to Foxy's sudden change in behavior?
"You're, uh...emitting those weird spark things, Foxy." Freddy said carefully.
"Am I?" Foxy said uncaringly. "Well, that's normal, let me tell you."
"I don't think so. You haven't been acting like yourself today." Puppet said, frowning.
"Trust me, I am fine. I am myself." Foxy continued, turning around. "I am well-rested." And finally, he left the room.
Dinah looked towards Puppet and Freddy. "Um...fellows, could you please find out why Foxy is being such a tiranmo and make him stop? Per favore e grazie. Addio." Dinah went back to working at the ovens, not saying a single other word from there.
Puppet and Freddy glanced at each other.
"Dinah's right, y'know. Foxy ain't being Foxy today." Freddy said worriedly.
"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this." Puppet decided. "Come on, let's go after him. Somewhere along the way, we can find a way to get him back to his old self."
They found Foxy standing by the bounce house, glaring at it.
"There you two are. New rule." Foxy spoke as they came. "From now on, bounce house time is limited to five minutes per day. No exceptions. Go any higher and the rulebreaker will promptly be banned from going into the bounce house."
"But why? That seems too silly." Puppet cut in. "The bounce house is a fun place to be. It doesn't need to be limited."
Foxy paused for a second. Then, for the first time, he laughed. He laughed loudly, a much more taunting and colder laugh than his usual friendly laugh. "Silly? Not at all. I don't think we can have everyone bouncing in there all day long, you see, as that bounce house wastes time that could be used for more important things. As such, I am limiting everyone. But I can permit everyone to spend five minutes per day maximum in there. Is that not enough for you?"
"Foxy, I don't like having a limit. Doesn't that kind of mess with everyone's fun?" Freddy asked tentatively.
Foxy shook his head. "Fun? Fun doesn't matter. Fun is a distraction. Order is what we need." The fox walked away from the bounce house and proceeded down the small hallway.
"Restricting bounce house time? I mean, I guess if we were all planning something important, we would have to get anyone inside out of the bounce house, but...five minutes per day? That's way too far." Puppet said incredulously.
"Yeah, it is! How am I supposed to have fun in there for only five minutes?" Freddy complained.
But neither of them talked more about it, and they pressed on after Foxy. Foxy had stopped in the middle of the large hallway, and he turned back towards Puppet and Freddy as they approached him.
"Hmm...by the way. I would like to let you know that I won't be doing this alone." Foxy said, a smile on his face. "I'm going to have a second-in-command to work alongside me. That way, someone will be able to whip everyone here into shape if I'm too busy."
"A second-in-command?" Puppet asked. "Well...who is it, then?"
"Normally, the answer would be obvious. I would pick my closest confidant, my trusty friend and guide...Mr. Wigglesworth." He pulled out the stuffed bear from his chest cavity. He smiled down at the bear, but his smile disappeared. "But...seeing as none of you besides me are able to hear him, that would not work. So, most unfortunately, I will have to recruit somebody else."
"Like who? Me?" Freddy questioned curiously. "Being second would be cool, actually."
Foxy laughed again. "I think not. Neither of you would work, seeing as you're so eager to oppose my new measures. I need someone a bit more...willing." Foxy turned back around. "Ah, well, I'll find a being like that within time. I have an idea of who to ask already, an idea that I feel safe not disclosing with either of you. Anyways...time to head to the next item on my oh-so-long agenda."
He walked off to the right, and Puppet and Freddy followed. Foxy stopped right by the bathroom doorways and eyed them carefully.
"These bathrooms are another thing." Foxy began. He looked off to the boys' bathroom, and he scowled. "The boys' bathroom is filthy and disgusting. I expect someone around here to clean it once a day. No disgusting waste on the walls, no dusty floors, no graffiti on the stalls, none of that. And when the cleaner finishes, I want to go into that bathroom and see it sparkling clean from top to bottom. If I find that it is not, the one who was too lazy to do all the work...well, let's just say that they won't get away with it. As for the girls' restroom," Foxy continued, glancing off to the other bathroom. "...that one is much cleaner and up to scratch than the boys' restroom. And the floral scent? Much appreciated. I will leave it be. However, I shall make it a point to remind Baby and Ballora to keep that bathroom in a clean state. If it falls short, they too will not be dismissed from punishment."
"Hmm...well, I do agree that the boys' bathroom is way too dirty. I guess cleaning it won't hurt." Puppet admit. "But what do you mean by 'punishment'?"
Foxy chuckled. "Oh, you'll see what I mean if you actually get punished for not cleaning the restrooms, Puppet. As such, I recommend you don't try and find out. I doubt you'll like it."
"Okay, okay..." Freddy mumbled.
"Also, from now, security guards are not to be flushed down this bathroom's toilet if they are caught." Foxy went on. "The aftermath of doing so creates so much sewage in the bathroom that even the satisfaction of watching the guard's remains be flushed away doesn't make it worth it. Although it almost does." Foxy paused. "If you find that disappointing, then let it be known that we always have sinks. If you wish to give security guards a watery grave, then do not hesitate to use the sinks." Foxy laughed again. "I know from experience that forcing a guard's sorry face into the sink while the water runs and holding them there until they go still is too fun! Heh heh...HA!"
"Good god." Puppet muttered. Foxy never took this much enjoyment out of security guard execution, although admittedly, sometimes he seemed to get a bit overexcited.
"Anyways, enough about this area. I want to pay Ballora a visit." Foxy openly said, and he walked off in the opposite direction, heading in the direction of the double doors at the other end of the hall.
"Oh, no. Ballora isn't going to be happy about all this..." Freddy mentioned.
"Definitely. We should go with Foxy and try to tell Ballora what's going on." Puppet decided. "We're going to need her help for this."
The double doors were already open when Puppet and Freddy approached. Puppet wasn't surprised that Foxy just let himself in, as his current behavior lined up with it.
Right as the marionette and the animatronic bear entered, a scream met their ears.
"You want me to WHAT?!"
Right across the room Ballora was standing back, her face etched into fury while Reggie had a hand on her shoulder, trying to reassure her. Foxy was standing before them, frowning impatiently.
"You heard me." Foxy spoke coldly. "Remove the giant presents. Now. You've left them up for far too long."
"No way! Those giant presents are my most special decorations!" Ballora protested. "I'm not just gonna take them down! They deserve to stay up longer!"
"Christmas time is over. The presents must go away." Foxy continued, regardless of Ballora's protests. "Oh, and next Christmas, you're not going to put those back up. They're far too much for one holiday."
"Excuse me?!" Ballora shouted.
"Ballora, please, calm down..." Reggie reassured her, though he looked unsure about the whole situation.
"Oh, and by the way, you're going to be cleaning it up yourself. No asking Reggie for help. Or else." Foxy threatened.
"You-!" Ballora began.
"That's enough, Foxy! You can't make her clean up the giant presents all by herself!" Puppet said, and he came over, Freddy trailing behind.
Ballora and Reggie looked relieved to see them.
"Puppet! Freddy! Thank goodness!" Ballora sighed, her anger slightly dissipating. However, her tone then became more irritable. "Can you please tell Foxy to stop commanding me to get rid of the presents? He's getting on my last nerve!"
"Yes, um...please tell Foxy to stop doing so. He's being quite unfair as of now." Reggie asked.
"Unfair? Please. I'll let you keep the skeletons, Ballora." Foxy said, smirking. "I must admit they make for nice trophies of our...accomplishments."
"They're my audience, not my trophies!" Ballora said, narrowing his eyes.
"Audience, trophies, worthless remains of worthless humans...all the same, really." Foxy remarked, waving his hand.
"Foxy, you need to apologize to the skeletons. You can't just insult them like that!" Freddy said.
"Yeah! What Freddy said!" Ballora demanded.
For a moment, Puppet almost wanted to laugh at how offended the two of them were being over Ballora's 'audience', which had never been treated well in their past lives and yet were now being treated as though Ballora and Freddy cared about them, but Puppet wisely decided not to laugh or even to chuckle. Now was not the time to find comedy in all this when he really needed to get Foxy to quit what he was doing.
"Foxy, I think you've taken this to a level that's way too high." Puppet cut in. "You have to stop and backpedal on all these rules."
"Oh, I'm not done. Now that I've got most of you here, I may as well mention that I'm imposing a new sleep schedule." Foxy mentioned. "From now, we're all going to be sleeping for only seven hours a day. After that, I expect you all to be awake. And for those who aren't awake, I expect the rest of you to wake them up."
"What?!" Freddy and Ballora exclaimed in unison.
"B-But...but what about hibernating?" Freddy asked.
"You can say goodbye to that. You're no use if you're slacking off for such extended periods of time and attempting to treat it under the guise of 'hibernation.'" Foxy explained, shaking his head.
"Foxy, can't you discuss this with me and Baby before we even think about imposing a sleep schedule?" Puppet questioned firmly. "We're supposed to all agree on something like that."
"Not anymore, Puppet. But there is something I can agree on you, and I expect you to agree too. You're the one in charge of waking up the ones that decide to sleep in."
Puppet stepped back. "Me? Why not you?"
Foxy laughed again. "Me, busy myself with the dramatic imbeciles and laze-abouts, when I'm going to be doing far more important things with my time? Don't be an idiot, Puppet. You're far more suited to such a job." He laughed again.
Ballora was shaking with rage, Freddy was looking between Puppet and Foxy nervously, and Reggie seemed stressed out by the whole thing. Puppet could tell this entire scenario was making the group come undone.
Then it's up to me to pull it back together. Puppet decided.
"Listen, Foxy, I-" Puppet began.
"I've got better to do." Came Foxy's only reply, and he pushed past Puppet and headed out the doors.
"Hey! Come back!" Ballora shouted heatedly. "You can't just impose all those dumb rules and then leave!" But she got no response back from Foxy, which caused her to round on Puppet and Freddy. "Can you two please explain to me why Foxy is acting this way?"
"Don't ask me! I dunno either!" Freddy stammered. "He just came into my room and started telling me that he was going to stop me from eating chicken!"
"And he told me that he was going to restrict us to five minutes per day in the bounce house." Puppet added.
Ballora looked ready to revolt. "He wants. To force us out. Of the BOUNCY HOUSE?!" She screamed. "Oh, that is IT! I'm going to go to Foxy and DEMAND he stop this! I won't stop until he does!" She stepped forwards.
"Ballora, please, think rationally." Reggie interrupted, holding her arm. "Yelling at Foxy won't change his mind. He seems too set in his own goals to listen to you."
Ballora sighed, and her anger abated. "Then what am I meant to do, Reggie? He's being so...so...unfair."
"Come with me and Freddy. We're following Foxy around and trying to get to the bottom of this." Puppet suggested.
"Yeah! Puppet says he wants to figure out why Foxy is being so weird. I'm coming along because I wanna know, too." Freddy added.
Ballora looked up at them for a moment, and she looked determined. "You're actually trying to investigate all this? Oh, count me in! I'm not going to rest until we find out why Foxy's being like this to all of us! Where has he gone to so far?"
"Well, he's been in the main room, Freddy's room, the kitchen, the bounce house, the hallways, the bathrooms, your room as well..." Puppet recounted, thinking about it for a moment.
"Where has he not gone to?" Reggie inquired.
Puppet paused to consider that. Which room had Foxy not touched so far? Well, there were the party rooms, but Foxy had passed by those without a second thought earlier on, so clearly he didn't think they were worth changing. That just left...
And then Puppet gasped.
"Oh god, he hasn't gone to the auditorium yet! He has to be heading there!" Puppet exclaimed. "That means he's going to my box! And Baby's room!"
"To Baby's room?!" Freddy yelped.
For the first time, Ballora looked frightened. "You think so? Oh crap, she'll tear him to shreds if he tries to cut down her video game time! We'd better get over there!"
"Then let's get going." Puppet finished.
And then the animatronics darted out of the room. Ballora was the last one out, and she briefly stopped and turned to say: "Be back later, Reggie!"
"Oh! Uh, bye!" Reggie replied, seeming frazzled by their sudden exit. He yelled after Ballora as she completely ran out of the room. "Um, tell me how it goes when you get back!"
"This room seems...fine. I suppose I don't have to touch it. For now."
Puppet heard Foxy say this, but even as he and the others came into the auditorium, Foxy had already opened the trapdoor by the stage and descended into the hallway which would take him to the vents.
"We're too late! He's already going in there!" Freddy exclaimed.
"What do we do? Baby's not going to like what he's going to do!" Ballora added.
Puppet thought about it for a moment. "Guys, let's stand here and wait for Foxy to come back out."
"Huh? But why? Don't we need to rush in there and stop Foxy from making Baby mad?" Freddy asked.
"If Baby is really going to get mad, she can chew Foxy out without our help. Besides, there's no other way out of the corridor besides that trapdoor. If we stay here, Foxy has to come to us."
"Alright, alright. But I'm telling you, what's about to happen in there? Not going to be pretty." Ballora mentioned, shaking her head.
The animatronics paused and waited, standing there together and getting ready for a rush of angry outbursts from the vents, like usual when Baby got upset.
They waited.
There was some light talking sounds from the vents.
And they waited.
And they waited some more.
Then the trapdoor opened. Baby climbed out. The animatronics, caught off guard by this, stood back and anxiously waited for Baby to let them have it.
But instead, something far worse happened.
When Baby went up to them, instead of bursting out in angry yells, she got on her knees.
"NOOOOOO!" She whined, and Puppet saw that she looked heartbroken.
"Baby! What happened?" Ballora asked, rushing over to comfort the clown girl.
"Foxy...he...he...he banned me from playing games for the rest of my life! And...and he said...that if I don't comply...he'd get rid of all of my games!"
"He did what?!" Ballora shouted.
"Um...and you didn't get mad at him and try to stop him, Baby?" Freddy questioned worriedly.
"I was about to, but...the way he was looking at me...and then he unplugged my tv...and then he took the disc...and he snapped it in two!" She sobbed into Ballora's arm. "And that was...that was my favorite game! I spent hours on that! And he just...destroyed all of my progress! AAAAAH!"
"Quite right. The games were a distraction."
Foxy had stepped out of the trapdoor himself. The most vile, unsympathetic, and even entertained grin was playing around his mouth.
"Y-You! Foxy, why?! Is it because I played too many games? I'm sorry! Just don't destroy the rest!" Baby begged anxiously.
"ENOUGH is ENOUGH!" Ballora growled, and she got to her feet. "I don't care if you're my friend, Foxy! I swear I'm going to beat the crap out of you!"
She made to rush at Foxy, but Freddy quickly went and held her back.
"Puppet, what do we do? This is really bad!" Freddy asked, already in a full-blown panic.
Puppet felt his determination return. "Foxy, you'd better listen to me when I say that- huh?"
Puppet had turned back to stare at Foxy, only to find that Foxy was gone again.
"Damn it, he's gone!" Puppet cursed.
"Where'd he go?! I swear, once I get a hold of him, I'll-!" Ballora began.
Puppet went over and put a hand on her shoulder. "Ballora. Please. Calm down."
Amazingly, this seemed to do the trick. Ballora stopped, took some deep breaths, then seemed to be herself again.
"Ugh. That fox, I swear." Ballora grumbled. She turned and helped Baby to her feet. "Are you okay?"
Baby seemed to have calmed down a little bit, but Puppet could still see the tears. "I...don't know. Guys, what's wrong with Foxy? He's...never acted like this before."
"We don't know...but we're trying to figure it out. Something doesn't feel right about any of this...the Foxy I know would never do all this." Freddy said, twiddling his thumbs. "How did he become such a horrible person in the span of a single night?"
Puppet wondered that too. How had Foxy become like this? From friendliness to coldness, from fair treatment to tyrannical behavior, from loose fun to strict rules...just where did it all come from? It was like he had become a completely different person...
...
...
Wait a second.
And then a huge realization hit Puppet in the face. It was something so big, such a huge piece of info he recalled, that he knew it explained everything.
"That's it! Why didn't I think of this before?!" Puppet exclaimed, shocked at what he now was sure of.
"What is it?" Freddy asked.
"Did you figure out why Foxy's doing all this?" Ballora questioned hurriedly.
Puppet turned to face them.
He nodded.
"Follow me. I need to go confront him. And...I know exactly where he just went."
Puppet looked off towards his box. It was the only place Foxy could have gone.
He ran over to it, climbed up, and started down the ladder.
Freddy, Ballora, and Baby gave each other confused glances. But within moments, they went after Puppet. They wanted to know what Puppet had realized.
"I said go away!"
"But Bon-Bon, we deserve to be together, don't we?"
"Not on your life!"
Puppet came into the center room of his box at a sight of pure chaos. Bon-Bon was being chased around the room by Bonnet. A pile of broken glass was on the floor. And in the center of it all, Foxy stood, his back turned.
Puppet didn't even say a word. He went over right as Bon-Bon and Bonnet ran past them, and he reached down quickly and swiped them both up before they knew what was happening.
"You two. Stop. Now." Puppet said, calmly.
The two hand-puppets looked at him for a moment, but seemed to suddenly lose their nerve under the strange ferocity of Puppet's expression.
"Okay, okay..." Bon-Bon mumbled.
"Yeah, I'll stop or whatever..." Bonnet grumbled. "I was just coming down to say hi to Bon-Bon anyways..."
"Like you were." Bon-Bon grumbled back.
Slowly, Puppet placed the two hand-puppets back on the ground. They both retreated towards the other animatronics, who had just entered the room. Bon-Bon went over and hid behind Baby and Ballora's legs, while Bonnet quickly darted behind Freddy.
"Bon-Bon? Bonnet? What's going on?" Freddy asked curiously.
"Wait...who are you?" Baby said, gazing at Bon-Bon.
"You don't remember me? Oh, right, I changed my suit. It's me, Bon-Bon." Bon-Bon answered.
"Huh? Why do you look like you were painted blue...and given a different model? And why is there a pink version of you?"
Bon-Bon sighed. "It's...a long story."
"Hey, since when did we have two of Bon-Bon?" Ballora stammered confusedly.
"Oh, hi! You must be the other girls of this place!" Bonnet chirped, getting excited for a moment. "I'm Bonnet, and-"
"Not now, Bonnet." Puppet cut in. He didn't turn around to address her, though. His focus was on Foxy.
The animatronics silenced themselves at once, and it was only once the noise ceased that everyone there could hear Foxy muttering.
"Heh...was fun getting those two to fight each other again. Some good carnage always helps. As for this place...may as well just tear it all down. Don't need it." Foxy was saying.
"Hey! Turn around and face me." Puppet called out, taking a step forwards.
Foxy(?) turned around. He still looked like normal Foxy, but Puppet then saw it, and it confirmed his suspicions.
There was a red glint in Foxy's eyes.
"Why, hello, everyone. What brings you all here?" Foxy asked, still smirking.
"Enough." Puppet cut in. "I understand everything now. You're not Foxy. You're something else. Isn't that right...voice?"
"Voice?" The others stuttered behind him.
The voice just chuckled. "Ah. I see the facade has been broken. I underestimated how astute you can be, Puppet."
"Wait...so it is you!" Ballora shouted. "That voice! The one who pushed us down the garbage chute! What're you doing here?"
"Why, enjoying control again. It was quite easy to do so. Foxy made a most unwise decision today." The voice said. "He chose to let him mental defenses down. And all it took was one idea, an idea of order, to regain control of his body."
"So all of those rules and stuff...and the horrible behavior...that wasn't Foxy at all! It was all you." Freddy realized.
"Correct." The voice chuckled. "Everything I have done ever since I walked into the main room this morning has been all me. Foxy has not done any of that. He has been far too busy being trapped in the same place of his mind that he prefers to trap me."
"I..." Baby mumbled.
"Hmm..." Bonnet whispered. Somehow, she seemed...interested in what was occurring.
"You...you monster! Give Foxy his body back!" Bon-Bon demanded.
"You'd better do so." Puppet warned. "We outnumber you six to one. Try to fight or escape, and there's no chance that you can win. You'd better give up now and give Foxy control back."
The voice stared back at them for a long moment.
"I don't have to give Foxy control back." It said finally. "He will gain control back himself."
The animatronics' expressions of anger, fear, or interest suddenly vanished, replaced with confusion.
"Huh?" Freddy stuttered.
"Wait, what?" Ballora said, tilting her head.
"Uh...um..." Bon-Bon muttered, trying to process if what the voice just said was correct.
"...what do you mean?" Puppet questioned. Out of all things he had expected the voice to say, this was the last thing he had expected.
The voice let out a sigh. It sounded disappointed now. "Most unfortunately, I am not yet powerful enough to permanently override Foxy's will. His mental strength is still stronger overall than mine is. Within the next few minutes, he will doubtless be able to break through and regain control."
"What...? Then what was the point of all this?" Puppet questioned firmly. "Why did you try to impose 'rules' and 'order'? Why didn't you just attack us while you had the chance?"
"Believe me, the idea was there. But no. I cannot get rid of all of you. Not yet." The voice said. "Not with temporary control. But...I did want to do something a bit more fun." The voice smiled. "That whole thing I did, coming up with those rules? That was all just to see how much I could get away with. I wanted to see your reactions. I wanted you to feel pain. I wanted you to be angry and upset. I wanted my words to drive you to be irrational and chaotic. And guess what?" The voice spread its arms out. "I succeeded. And the result of it all? Incredible! Why, it's just too funny seeing all of you imbeciles whine and cry over the rules and run around trying to stop me. I couldn't find better entertainment anywhere else! Hah hah!"
The voice cackled with laughter, but then it stopped and grunted. It fell to one knee, but kept smiling anyways.
"Heh...it seems Foxy is finally about to regain control. A pity." The voice said. "And I was really beginning to feel true fun once again...oh, well. This is hardly the end. I look forward to the day when I can torment all of you once again. And that doesn't even compare to the excitement I have, waiting for the day when I will finally be free...but until then..."
The voice gave one last smirk of cruelty at them.
"...enjoy the rest of your days, because they will soon be numbered."
The voice's voice cut out. The red glint in Foxy's eyes died away, and Foxy fell forwards and slumped to the floor.
"Foxy!" Puppet said, and he ran over. Freddy, Baby, Ballora, and Bon-Bon were quick to join him. Bonnet stayed behind, watching curiously.
Foxy's eyes opened slightly. He was looking emptily at the ceiling.
"Oh. You're already awake, Foxy." Freddy said.
"...uggghh." Foxy murmured.
"So...how do you feel?" Baby asked.
"...terrible. But I'm in control again."
"Oh, finally. Glad that's over." Ballora sighed. "Foxy, can you please be more careful next time? I'm getting tired of having to deal with that voice of yours."
"Mmm-hmm...yeah, won't let it happen again." Foxy mumbled. Slowly, he sat up and put a hand to the side of his head. "Yeesh. I've got a splitting headache right now."
"At least the whole ' trying to enforce tons of rules' thing is over and done with." Puppet said. "I'm glad you weren't actually trying to do that, Foxy."
"Yeah. I don't think I'd ever go that far with making rules. I like things to be less chaotic, but I don't want to be boring, either." Foxy commented. "Although at the same time, rules do really help us get a handle on things that would otherwise be uncontrollable."
"Yeah! Rules are good." Said Bonnet, nodding.
"Wait, what? You think rules are good?" Bon-Bon stuttered confusedly.
"That's a load of bull hockey. Here you are, saying you like rules, and yet you always go out of your way to break all of the rules I set up for you." Puppet groaned.
"Yes, yes, that's true, I know." Bonnet replied sharply. "But I know that some rules gotta be there. And I know that if I follow the rules, I'll get to see Bon-Bon more, and maybe even live with him!" She giggled.
"...ugh. On second thought, go back to breaking rules." Bon-Bon grumbled, and he quickly made some distance between him and Bonnet.
"Do you...not like this 'Bonnet' person or something?" Baby asked. She and Ballora were mostly standing on the sidelines, having not much of an idea who Bonnet was or when she had arrived.
Bon-Bon grumbled even more. "Don't even get me started on her..."
Meanwhile, Foxy, Puppet, and Freddy were still chatting with Bonnet.
"Bonnet, if you really think following the rules is the best way to see Bon-Bon more, then why do you keep going to see him without our permission?" Foxy asked, crossing his arms.
"Because I get impatient! My love for Bon-Bon cannot wait sometimes!" Bonnet whined.
"I mean, maybe she has a point. I really like chicken, and I can't wait to eat it. Live seems impatient to me." Freddy mentioned.
"Nevermind. Point is, Foxy's back to being himself, and all those rules were never his rules." Puppet said.
"Hmm...hey, speaking of rules. Everyone, listen up!" Foxy shouted, and the others turned to face him. "This whole day has been...a fiasco, to say the least. But despite the fact that I wasn't the one to come up with those rules, I personally do agree with one thing: we're going to need a small bit more order in this place. I mean, look at what's been happening recently! You guys have been messing up left and right! And I think it's time to change that.
Foxy turned around. "Everyone, I'm holding a pizzeria meeting in the kitchen in ten minutes. There, we can discuss things and maybe implement some proper new rules. I expect everyone to be there. Ballora, can you bring Reggie along?"
"Um...okay, I guess I can tell him to come with me." Ballora said, nodding.
"Good. Then we'll have everyone there. I'll meet you all there in ten minutes. Try not to be late!" Foxy left the room.
The others glanced at each other.
"Guys, I really do think we should go to this meeting. Foxy has a point about things getting a bit more chaotic recently." Puppet pointed out.
"Does that mean all those crazy rules the voice made are still going to be in place?" Freddy mumbled anxiously.
"I don't think so, no. But I'm sure Foxy must have some idea of what to do. Baby, you and I should definitely be there. We're the leaders of this place too, aren't we?"
Baby nodded slowly. "Yeah, you're right. I do want to know what Foxy has planned."
"Okay. Guys, let's all split up, go back to our rooms, and get ready." Puppet announced. "And in ten minutes, let's get to the kitchen."
Ten minutes came, and the animatronics trooped in to the kitchen. For the first time, all of the residents of the pizzeria were in one place. Foxy, Puppet, Baby, Ballora, Freddy, Bon-Bon, and Bonnet were all there as the animatronics of the meeting. Reggie had come along with Ballora, Dinah was in the kitchen already, and the garbage chute door had been opened, so even Garbage could listen in and contribute to the discussion.
And then, it began. For the next hour or so, the animatronics began to heavily debate the recent situation and what rules should be put in place.
Everyone agreed pretty quickly that all of the rules the voice tried to put into effect would be immediately removed, much to the relief of everyone involved, especially Garbage, Dinah, and Baby.
The only rule that they discussed was the sleep schedule rule, but by the end, that one was ultimately removed as well. The animatronics argued about the possibility of a sleep schedule for hours, but not a single person in the group could agree on how much time should be allowed.
After the sleep schedule was discarded, the group then proceeded to the next stage of the meeting: the ideas stage. Everyone would be allowed to propose any rules they wanted. Since Foxy, Puppet, and Baby were all the leaders of the animatronics, they were the judges of the rules, and it was decided that in order for a rule to be implemented, the three judges would need to all agree on it.
The ideas stage was the most messy of the entire meeting. The ideas contributed were, to say the least, sporadic and weird. Puppet kept trying to impose a rule that would ban Bon-Bon and Bonnet from his box, but Foxy kept vetoing this rule and having to remind Puppet of the arrangement they had already made. Garbage, predictably, tried to ask for a rule where he could go home. A few members of the group seriously considered it, but in the end, nobody said 'yes' to any of Garbage's proposals.
The arguments over the rules dominated the discussion for the next half-hour. In the end, a set of new rules were decided upon. With the help of Puppet, who had brought a pen and paper with him to the meeting, the animatronics managed to agree to put an entire new line of rules into place:
-Freddy is banned from cooking anything in the kitchen for one week. (Freddy complained about this rule a lot, but in the end, he admit defeat and accepted that he had to take punishment for breaking the ovens.)
-From now on, if Freddy wants to cook anything in the kitchen, he has to do so with Dinah's supervision. (Freddy didn't seem happy with this rule either, but accepted regardless, as he knew that he would get to cook again if he agreed.)
-Nobody is allowed to put up Christmas decorations around the pizzeria, unless it is A: the month of December, or B: a special occasion. (Ballora grumbled a lot when she agreed to this rule. Foxy had a feeling that it wouldn't be easy to get her to follow this rule.)
-Starting today, Baby must spend a least one hour every day not playing video games or shutting herself inside her room. (This was one of the hardest rules to get passed. Foxy and Puppet had originally wanted the limit to be set to three hours instead of one, but Baby was determined to not let the rule go through, and she almost completely vetoed it. Thankfully, Ballora came through and managed to convince Baby to let the rule stay, but with the restriction decreased to one hour instead of three.)
-Bonnet is not allowed to see, go near, or touch Bon-Bon in ANY way without express permission from Foxy, Puppet, or Baby. (Bonnet was heavily against this rule, and Foxy could tell. But she agreed quickly when Foxy once again promised her that he would set up days where Bon-Bon and Bonnet would be able to hang out, and that in the future, he may consider lifting the rule once Bon-Bon is comfortable around Bonnet again.)
-If anyone in the pizzeria damages pizzeria property, they must be ser chores to compensate for the property damaged. The quantity and type of chores handed out is up to the one giving the chores. (This rule was put in place because of both the broken ovens and the hole in the break room door that Bonnet had made.)
-Bon-Bon and Bonnet are not to leave trash of any kind laying on the floor of any room. They must dispose of the trash with the trash can at all times.
-I, Foxy, swear that I will do everything in my power to prevent the voice from taking control of my body again. (Foxy signed this on the paper after the others told him that he wanted him to promise that he would try his hardest not to let the voice take control of his body anymore.)
-If any of the above rules are broken, the punishment given out is up to the one giving out the punishment.
-New rules may be implemented in an emergency situation. Any new rules must be unanimously agreed upon by Foxy, Puppet, and Baby.
Signed, (Everyone had been asked to sign the paper as a promise that they would follow the rules.)
Foxy
Puppet
Freddy
Ballora
Circus Baby
Bon-Bon
Bonnet! 3 (Bonnet had drawn a heart next to her name, for some reason.)
Reggie
Dinah
_ (This space had been intended for Garbage, but after realizing that they had no way to make Garbage sign it without losing the paper, the animatronics decided Garbage didn't have to sign it.)
And with the paper signed, the meeting was concluded, and everyone went their separate ways.
To make extra sure that everyone would remember the rules, Foxy had Puppet print out multiple copies of the new rules (as the marionette had recently purchased a printer, saying that his online job had gotten him enough money to buy it) and put them around the building. Puppet did so, putting one copy by the kitchen door, another in the small hallway, and a third on the auditorium wall. One more copie was made for Puppet, so he would always have a copy of the rules on hand if he needed them. Foxy took the original copy of the rules and put them on his desk for later use.
When it was all over, and everything had been said and done, Foxy returned to his room, with 6 AM almost upon him. He brought Bon-Bon with him, as he and Puppet had just rotated hand-puppets again.
Bon-Bon flopped down onto the bear rug and was out like a light within moments. Foxy took a seat down in his couch and took a moment to reflect.
He had started the day full of stress about all of the chaos that had unfolded recently. Things had been terrible for him, and they had only gotten worse when the voice took control.
But now, with the new rules set in place and with some semblance of order restored, Foxy felt as if he could go to sleep with a sense of accomplishment.
He had achieved a least a bit of order, which had been his goal from the start, even when the voice took him over and turned order into complete tyranny.
Comforted by what he had accomplished and assured that the road ahead would be fine, Foxy went to sleep.
"Oh, Foxy. It seems you've forgotten again."
Foxy woke up and saw the cloaked figure working at the table in the dark room again. He sighed.
Great.
Another sleepless night.
Meanwhile...
While the animatronics slept, unbeknownst to them, someone had entered the building.
The human man was middle-aged, and wearing a full delivery uniform. With him was a cart, which had a large cardboard box on it. He wheeled the cart into the main room, then carefully lifted the box and set it down on the ground.
"Whew. What a heavy delivery." The man sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "I wonder what Fazbear Entertainment could possibly be putting here this time."
The man paused, then shrugged. "Oh, well. They do them. I'm just gonna go back to doing me. Still got a package to deliver to the red house on Rubble Street, anyways..."
The man departed from the building, leaving the box behind. There the box sat, all throughout the rest of the daytime, laying immobile, and discovered by nobody, as everyone was still offline or asleep.
It was when night fell, and the clock hit 12 AM, that the top of the box suddenly shuddered. It vibrated. It creaked open.
And a long, dark blue arm extended out of it.
Thanks for reading this chapter! This chapter was actually quite different from the original, as I really wanted to put my own spin on it. It was actually quite fun.
But who does the arm belong to? Oh, just you wait and see, because next chapter, you'll find out. In fact, this next chapter will be a very special chapter. See you all then!
Hint: The thing in the box is not Bonnie.
Chapter 84: Mendo-Endo and the Issue with Freddy
Summary:
The animatronics find a brand new animatronic in the pizzeria, but it isn't long before they find themselves needing to investigate some strange behavior from Freddy.
Chapter Text
With the release of this chapter, A New Beginning has reached 500,000 words on Fanfiction.Net(!)(It's not yet there on this site, but I hope to get there soon!). It has been a long journey to get that far, but even through the delays I put on myself, I managed to type this many words for the story. Thank you to those who have stuck with this story for as long as it has gone. I can't wait to go further and further on with this story, so I hope you'll all stick around.
Without further ado, enjoy the chapter!
"Hey, Mr. Wigglesworth. Do you think Baby's taken down the Christmas decorations yet?"
No way. She's too busy with those screens to do so.
"Hmm. Well, maybe I can remind her again soon. Honestly, if Ballora's not allowed to put up decorations when it's not December, then Baby shouldn't be allowed to, either. I really should've mentioned that yesterday..."
Foxy was reflecting over things in his room today. He had woken up and chatted with Mr. Wigglesworth as usual, and now he was pondering whether or not he had missed anything crucial during yesterday's meeting. And when he thought of it, he knew he did. He had forgotten that Baby had most likely not removed her Christmas decorations yet, even though the rules had just made it so Ballora would not be allowed to put up decorations when it wasn't December. Knowing this, Foxy thought harder. What else had he forgotten?
Nothing else is coming too mind...I guess maybe I covered everything. Foxy thought. That's good. I can focus on the rules we've already set in place now. Even though the others agreed to the rules, I have a feeling that I'll have trouble getting them to follow them. I'd better do my best to try and enforce them, or that entire meeting will have been for nothing. Hopefully Puppet and Baby help out in that regard...
"Hello? Foxy? Are you here? I don't remember there being a spiral staircase back here!"
Foxy was brought back to reality by a familiar voice calling his name.
Speak of the devil. Looks like she must be following the rules and spending an hour not playing her games. He thought, recognizing the sound of Baby's voice and he responded. "Hey, Baby, is that you? Yeah, I'm in here! Just do down the spiral staircase, okay?"
"Uh, okay!"
There were footsteps, and Foxy saw Circus Baby stepping down the spiral staircase and making her way onto the landing of Foxy's room.
"Woah...since when has this been here?" She said curiously, gazing around at the room.
"Good morning, Baby! Welcome to my new back room." Foxy greeted, coming over. "Yeah, Puppet finally finished building this, so now I sleep and do my stuff here instead of in my cove. What do you think? I think the room looks nice, but the pink on the wallpaper is a little questionable to me."
"Um...well, this is definitely a surprise. Looks nice, actually." Baby responded, nodding approvingly. "And I never did take you as a person who liked pink, so you saying that does kind of make sense, but...out of curiosity, why do you dislike pink? I mean, you do wear it as part of your suit's color scheme."
"It's part of my suit, yes, but as I've had to tell the others, it's not one of my favorite colors." Foxy said, shaking his head. "I mean, there's nothing wrong with the color itself. I just wish I could've had a choice on the wallpaper colors."
"Mmm-hmm...red is definitely more your color, though." Baby glanced at the red stripes on the walls.
"Oh, definitely. Red was the color I was back when I wore my old suit. The kids always said it suits me."
"Honestly, I agree with that. Red suits me too, right?"
"Of course. I think the red in your outfit does come together pretty nicely."
"Just what I wanted to hear! Thank you. As for the room, did you say Puppet made it?"
"Yeah, Puppet made the entire room. And, worse yet, he did it without my input."
"Did he now?" Baby gazed around at the room yet again. "He actually did a decent job, all things considered, although I think I could've done something a lot better if I was in charge of making your room."
Foxy nodded. "I don't doubt that. Although..."
Baby raised an eyebrow. "Although what?"
"...you do seem to have a habit of not taking down your Christmas decorations."
"Oh. Well...I kind of got too absorbed into my games to focus on that...does it bother you?"
"Seeing as we imposed a rule yesterday about Ballora not being allowed to put up decorations when it's not December or a special occasion, it kind of does."
Baby paused. "Oh, right, that rule." She looked a little anxious. "You're going to impose that rule on me, too, aren't you? I was kind of afraid you were going to. I was a bit taken aback by how many rules you had in mind during the meeting yesterday..."
"I know it's different, but I honestly think the change will be for the better. I mostly just wanted to make things so that we don't have to pay to get the ovens fixed again. That was a gigantic hassle."
Baby shrugged and nodded. "Fair point, I guess."
"Also, random question, but do you know what the password to my computer might be? As you can see, I have a computer now-" Foxy pointed across the room at his desk, where his computer was "-but I can't get into it because it's password-protected, and Puppet won't tell me what the password is. Do you know what it is? I figure I'd ask, seeing as you're one of the leaders here, like Puppet and I."
"Your password? Um, I don't think I ever heard any kind of password for your computer, but you could always guess. What's your favorite food?"
"Uh, pizza. Should I type that in?"
"It's worth a shot."
Foxy shrugged and walked over to his computer, pressed the power button, and stood there idly waiting for it to turn on. Within a minute, the screen was back to displaying the box where the password needed to be entered. Foxy put his hands on the keyboard, simply typed 'pizza' and hit the enter key.
Password Denied.
"Didn't work." Foxy answered, shaking his head. "And I can't spend all my time guessing. I guess I'll have to go to Puppet later and see if I can ask him for the password again." He stood up and pressed the power button on the computer, letting it shut back off again.
"Sorry I couldn't be more of a help." Baby said, shaking her head.
"It's fine. I'll figure out how to get access to my computer at some point. Until then, we can forget about it." Foxy walked away from his computer. "Hey, why'd you come here in the first place?"
"Because I'm bored." Baby sighed. "Today's the first day of me having to spend an hour off my games, and within two minutes I'm already bored out of my skull. I came here hoping you'd have an idea of what to do."
"Honestly, I don't think I do, but we can come up with something. Not like I had any plans." Foxy admit. "Let's go up to the main room and brainstorm. I'm sure we can come up with another game to play that doesn't involve screens. There's got to be something, right?"
"I hope so."
The two of them trudged up the spiral staircase and went through the corridor, then up the trapdoor. But the moment they exited Foxy's cove and came walking through the doorway into the main room, they were almost immediately interrupted.
Puppet was running towards them, looking harried as he usually did when he was running at them. "Foxy! Foxy! I need your help! Oh, Baby, you're here too! Good! Something's going on! Well, a couple of things!"
"What's up?" Foxy asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Two things happened today! First, when I came walking into the main room this morning, I found...well...actually, let me just show you. Come over here." Puppet turned and walked forwards into the center of the main room. Foxy and Baby followed him, and watched as Puppet pointed at something sitting in the center of the main room.
A large wooden crate.
"What's with the giant crate?" Baby questioned. "I didn't notice this when I was walking through the main room earlier! Then again, I kind of had my head down while I was walking..."
"Yeah, what is with this crate, Puppet? Did you order a new tv or something?" Foxy asked.
Puppet shook his head. "No, I didn't order anything as of recently. I just came into the room and saw this crate here! And look! It's open!"
The wooden crate was indeed open. The top of it had been taken off and was leaning against the side of the wooden crate. Fearing the worst, hoping for the best, and anticipating the weirdest, Foxy walked over to the crate and stared down inside to find...
...that it was completely empty.
"It's empty." Foxy stated simply.
"I know! When I came in, it was just open like that." Puppet said.
"So all that came here was an empty crate?" Baby stammered.
"That was what I thought at first, but then I noticed something else." Puppet crouched down by the side of the crate. "Take a look at the lid."
Confused, Foxy came over and kneeled down as well, examining the lid closer. The lid was not completely intact, like the rest of the crate. There were giant dents on the side of the lid, eight in total, and each were bigger than any of the animatronics' own hands.
"There's dent marks in the wood. That means that something had to have messed with it." Foxy inferred. "So does that mean something opened this?"
"I think so. But then I thought deeper about it." Puppet replied. "I think something was actually inside this crate, and now it's not in there anymore. So either somebody took it out, or whatever it was came out on its own."
"You...think so?" Baby said tentatively. "But then...where is it?"
"No idea. All I've found is this crate."
"Hmm..." Foxy mumbled out loud, trying to think about this. Puppet said he hadn't ordered anything, so who had? Ballora had been locked in her room for most of the time and hadn't come out to get anything, so Foxy didn't think it could be here. Freddy didn't have a way of ordering anything, and neither did Bon-Bon, Dinah, or Garbage. But there was one person that made him suspicious. "...hey, Puppet. What if Bonnet ordered this?"
"Bonnet...?" Puppet stuttered. "You think she did this?"
"You use your computer to order stuff, right?"
"Well, yeah."
"And she has access to your computer, doesn't she?"
There was a long pause from Puppet.
"We have to check on her. Right now." Puppet said simply, and he straightened up quickly and dashed down the small hallway.
"Woah! Hey, wait for us!" Foxy called, and he and Baby quickly followed after Puppet, feeling as curious over Bonnet as Puppet no doubt was at the moment.
"I have no idea what you're doing here, and I don't even know who you are! Can you please just explain yourself?"
When Foxy heard these shouts emanating from down inside the box as he climbed down, he felt a little uneasy. Who was Bonnet talking to?
He, Puppet, and Baby reached the bottom of the ladder as quickly as they could and approached the center room of Puppet's box as the talking got louder.
"You must not have expected me. My apologies. I am simply here to ask a question. Can you tell me where the animatronic known as 'Funtime Foxy' is?"
"I don't know, okay? Probably in his room!"
The three animatronics came into the center room and finally saw what was happening. Bonnet was standing back, looking wary and confused, while a blue figure stood in front of her and talked to her.
"Hey! Who are you? What are you doing in my box?" Puppet demanded, stepping forward.
The figure stopped suddenly, then turned around and faced the three animatronics. It was then that Foxy came to witness something he was confused to be witnessing.
Standing before him was an endoskeleton; but not the type of endoskeleton Foxy was familiar with. It was fully colored in blue, with a large green electronic button on its chest. It had metallic feet ending in two large square toes, but the highlight of it was its arms. Its arms were huge, even more so than anybody else's arms. The hands were also huge, looking about twice as big as a normal animatronic hand, and with four fingers each. The fingers were so big that Foxy thought it might be able to grasp anything with ease. Then there was the endoskeleton's head and face. It had a line of small, but straight white teeth curved into a small smile. Its eyes, rather than being white, were completely black, and its irises were plain yellow. It had a single antenna sticking out of the top of its head, which ended in a yellowish-orange ball. Overall, it looked familiar and yet peculiar at the same time.
"Ah. Just who I was attempting to look for." The endoskeleton said. It stepped forwards. "Are you the animatronics known as 'Funtime Foxy', 'Puppet', and 'Circus Baby'?"
The three animatronics glanced at each other, then nodded unsurely.
The endoskeleton brightened up when they nodded. "Splendid! I am glad to finally be meeting you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mendo-Endo. I have been assigned to this pizzeria to be its core helper and mechanic. I was informed that you were a leader of sorts, and I was trying to find you in hopes that you could tell me how to get started."
"Mendo-Endo...?" Baby mumbled confusedly.
"You're...a new animatronic." Foxy said. "We've never seen you before."
"I would think not. I have only just arrived yesterday afternoon." Mendo-Endo informed passively.
"Oh! So there were shipments of animatronics that just hadn't arrived yet?"
Mendo-Endo tilted his head. "Whether there were other animatronics meant to be delivered alongside me is not in my databanks. As far as I am aware, only I was delivered as of late. But I would like to start today, if you please."
"Okay, okay, slow down here." Foxy said quickly. "So, you're a new animatronic."
"Yes."
"You're a helper? And a mechanic?"
Mendo-Endo nodded. "Quite right. My primary task at this building is to assist the animatronics living here in their daily tasks, including all sorts of things, big and small. I am equipped and trained to handle a variety of jobs, including construction, machine repair, janitorial work, painting, decoration, carpentry-"
"I think we get the gist!" Foxy interrupted hurriedly before Mendo could continue.
"Wow...he knows how to do all that stuff? Impressive..." Puppet admit. "Hey, wait a second. Mendo, did you come out of a crate in the main room?"
"That is correct. According to my databanks, the room I first found myself in is referred to as the pizzeria's 'main room', as it is the place for the most festivities, including a large stage, plenty of seating, stands with toys and other concessions, a very fun bounce house, and close access to the kitchen, where the pizza can be made."
Not currently, it can't. Foxy thought when Mendo mentioned the pizza. "Uh, good to know. We were kind of confused when we came in and saw that empty crate sitting in the middle of the room."
"My apologies. I do believe I forgot to remove the crate to a storage room after exiting it." Mendo-Endo said. "Would you like me to go back and move it out of the way? It would only take me a minute."
"You'd do that for us?" Baby questioned.
"As I said, am I the pizzeria's helper. I will assist in any task."
From behind Mendo, Bonnet suddenly looked interested. "Any task, huh?" She asked, smirking.
Mendo turned around to address her. "That is correct."
"Would you like to hand me my food while I sit on a couch and watch television?" Bonnet asked, looking excited.
"If that is what you need help with, certainly. What food would you like me to go and find? And while I am at it, I would like to know what you wish to watch and what television you shall use to watch it. I can set it up for you so you will not have to lift a finger."
Bonnet giggled excitedly. "Wow! I could get used to this!"
"Oh, no you don't. From what I can see, we've got a new helper, and I don't think we need him spending his time babying you." Puppet said strictly, coming over. "Mendo, can you please not do any of what Bonnet just said?"
"If that is what you wish." Mendo-Endo agreed.
"Hey! Don't listen to Puppet!" Bonnet whined.
"Unfortunately, Bonnet, my databanks tell me that Puppet has the status of 'leader' in this building, alongside Funtime Foxy and Circus Baby. As such, the orders he gives me take priority over the orders you give me."
"That's right." Puppet agreed, looking appreciative.
"Hmph!" Bonnet grumbled. She stomped away from Mendo. "Stupid Puppet, already going around convincing the new guy not to help me..."
"Hey, Mendo is a guy, right?" Baby asked curiously.
"As a robot, I do not have a defined gender." Mendo-Endo said at first, turning to face Baby. "However, if you would like to use pronouns for me, I would like to let you know that I prefer he/him/they/them pronouns. Is this acceptable?"
"Oh! Well, uh, of course!" Baby agreed, nodding understandingly.
"Anyway, it's nice to meet you. Honestly, I wasn't expecting to run into a whole new animatronic when I came down here." Foxy said. "Hey, Bonnet, did you order this guy? He's good."
"No way! I didn't even know something like this could be ordered." Bonnet denied, frowning.
"I was not ordered by someone by the name of 'Bonnet'." Mendo-Endo informed them, raising a finger. "According to the statistics of the order placed to deliver me here, it was made by Fazbear Entertainment."
"So the company sent you? Well, then, I guess they decided you're a part of our crew. So, welcome!" Foxy greeted, nodding. He put out his hand, and Mendo wasted no time shaking it. "It's a bit of a surprise to see a new face here, especially one like yours, but if you're going to help us out, then we welcome you with open arms. Hey, do you have any skills in cooking?"
"I indeed do. Are you asking because you want me to help out Dinah?" Mendo questioned.
Foxy made a face. "How'd you know who Dinah is?"
"According to the logs of the pizzeria, Dinah is registered as an employee and a chef under his file. I have already scanned the logs and know of all employees currently working at the pizzeria, as well as all animatronics stationed here. If you are curious, I also know of Ballora, Bon-Bon, and Funtime Freddy."
Foxy felt impressed by Mendo's knowledge. "Wow, so you already know everyone. Awesome. Guess I won't need to have introductions, then, huh?"
"Indeed." Mendo agreed, nodding.
Foxy stepped back and eyed Bonnet. "Although...there is one introduction I do have to make. Hey, Bonnet, have you fully met Baby yet?"
"Hmm? Well, yeah. I met her yesterday, didn't I?" Bonnet responded.
Foxy paused. "Er...well, technically, you did, but..."
"Yeah, in the craziness of the situation yesterday, I don't think we really got to meet each other properly..." Baby commented. She was eyeing Bonnet with both curiosity and apprehension.
Mendo turned to Puppet questioningly. "I am not aware of any situation taking place yesterday. What is Circus Baby referring to?"
Puppet shook his head. "It's kind of a long story. I'll, uh...tell you later, I guess."
"I guess that's fair! In that case, allow me to say hi for real! Hi! I'm Bonnet, the most awesome bunny hand-puppet in history, not to mention the best girl in this pizzeria!"
"Uh...yeah, sure. What you said." Baby agreed slowly, giving Bonnet a look. Foxy could tell Baby was paying less attention to what Bonnet was saying than what Bonnet looked like. She looked to Foxy. "Foxy, can you tell me why there's a pink Bon-Bon here in the first place?"
"Oh, right, you don't know. You see, what happened was that-" Foxy went into detail about how he and Puppet had first encountered Bonnet. Baby's eyes widened.
"She came out of the toilet?" Baby stammered, cringing. "And she's Bon-Bon's ex-friend? Why didn't Bon-Bon ever mention her before?"
"Bit of a sore subject for him." Foxy informed her. "He's...not on the best terms with her, even despite how much the look alike."
"She definitely does look a lot like Bon-Bon does now, but...I dunno, the pink isn't nearly as cute as the blue."
"Ex-cuse me, what was that I just heard?" Bonnet asked loudly, her tone becoming a bit icy.
"There, there, Bonnet. What Baby is trying to say is that Bon-Bon is more popular than you are, as fan surveys show that more people think Bon-Bon is 'adorable' than you are. She is simply stating the facts." Mendo-Endo informed Bonnet, but in a matter-of-fact tone, not rudely.
"You two have ten seconds to say something better than that." Bonnet hissed dangerously.
Baby looked panicked, and even Mendo seemed a bit perturbed.
"Um, I mean, well..." Baby began. "...you see, you're not as cute as Bon-Bon because he's the cutest and he's handsome, right? And you're beautiful."
"Why, yes, that is true. And of course, you're no less cute than he is. Factually, you two are both what could be considered 'cute' and 'adorable'." Mendo-Endo added quickly. Foxy was honestly surprised to see such a robotic person like Mendo act in such a way.
"Oh! Actually, you're both totally right. He is pretty adorable..." Bonnet mumbled, and she giggled a bit. "I guess he might be cuter than I am. But only by a little bit, because I'm super cute, too! Thank you for telling me so! I mean, I already know I'm cute and beautiful, but just hearing it be said out loud, why, it's so nice!"
"Nice save, you two." Foxy whispered. Baby and Mendo were near enough to him to where they could hear.
"Whew. That could've been bad." Baby sighed, rubbing the back of her head.
"I appreciate the thanks. I simply sensed danger from Bonnet's tone and decided to do what you all might refer to as 'backpedaling'." Mendo-Endo informed.
"Hey, hey, guys! That reminds me! Have you seen Bon-Bon anywhere?" Bonnet asked.
"Bonnet, I thought we talked about this." Puppet groaned.
"What? I just wanna know." Bonnet whined, glaring at Puppet.
"If you're so curious, then I can tell you that Bon-Bon went to the kitchen earlier. He woke up and said he was hungry, then left." Foxy told her.
"Really?! He's in the kitchen? Oh, knowing he's off eating...and I could be there eating with him!" Bonnet giggled. "Oh, please just let me go and join him!"
"Bonnet, we already told you no." Foxy sighed. "Besides, he might be back in my room sleeping by now, and I don't think you should wake him up while he sleeps. He tends to be cranky if you do."
"Hmm. Good point, I guess. I suppose I'll stay down here and keep waiting for you all to let me see him..." Bonnet sat down on the ground and shook her head disappointedly.
"If I may ask, why is it that you are disallowing Bonnet from seeing Bon-Bon?" Mendo-Endo questioned again, turning to face Foxy.
"Another thing that we'll have to tell you later." Foxy responded, shrugging. "You're new here, so if you're going to be on the same pace with the rest of us, there's...a lot we'll have to get you caught up on. For now, just go with it, okay?"
"Understood. I will wait until you feel it is appropriate to tell me." Mendo agreed.
Meanwhile, Bonnet had turned to talk to Puppet.
"Oh, Puppet, that reminds me! Just wanted to tell you that I rented this awesome new movie while you were gone." She told Puppet cheerily. "It costed seventy-five dollars to buy. Is that okay that I did that?"
"W-What?!" Puppet stammered. "Did you use my account to rent movies again?! Bonnet, I told you not to do that! The money on that account isn't yours to spend freely!"
"Aw, sure it is. The movie was definitely worth buying, I promise."
Puppet groaned and slumped his shoulders. "You say that, and yet you also said that it costed freaking seventy-five dollars. Bonnet, what movie did you rent that was so expensive that it costed that much money?"
"Oh, oh, let me tell you, you'll love to hear it." Bonnet crawled over to Puppet and beckoned to him. Puppet leaned down and let Bonnet whisper in his ear. When she finished, Puppet stumbled backwards.
"No!" Puppet exclaimed. "You rented that movie? But it got terrible reviews online! How could you think to do that without telling me?"
"Which movie did she rent, Puppet?" Baby asked interestedly.
Puppet sighed, walked over, and whispered in Baby's ear. Baby brightened up when she heard it. "Oh, that one? I watched that movie recently. It's totally worth it."
"Which movie is totally worth it?" Foxy cut in. Baby leaned over to whisper it in his ear. "That movie? Huh, I haven't seen that one yet."
"You should." Baby recommended, nodding.
"I have not seen it either. In fact, I do not believe I have any seen any movies at all since I was created." Mendo-Endo mentioned. "What is it like?"
Baby chuckled. "You should watch it for yourself. It's a pretty bad movie, but in the best kind of way."
"Bad...in the best kind of way? That is a rather confusing way of putting it." Mendo-Endo said confusedly. "Hmm. It does sound interesting, however. Perhaps I will watch it, if I can find time to do so."
Puppet just shrugged in exasperation. "Oh, nevermind. Bonnet, you and I are going to be having a talk about this later. I don't want you spending my money on random movies without my permission. But for now, enough about that! Foxy, Baby, I wish you had let me get to the other thing I tried to say earlier."
"Other thing? Hey, that's right. You did say there were two things wrong earlier, but you only mentioned the first one." Foxy remembered. "What's the second problem?"
"Yeah, what's going on?" Baby asked.
"Something's wrong with Freddy." Puppet said, frowning as he spoke. "I went to check on him earlier, to see if he wanted to hang out or do something fun, but he's just...not acting normal! I don't know how to explain it, but something's wrong with the way he was acting. Can you guys please come with me and help me figure out what the problem is?"
"Something's wrong with...Freddy?" Foxy stuttered. "Alright, alright, that does sound serious. Where is he?"
"In his room still. I don't think he's moved from there since I left to go get help." Puppet answered. "Can you two please just come along and see him? I don't know what to do, so hopefully you two will recognize the symptoms and have a solution."
"In that case, yeah, we'll help." Baby accepted, and Foxy nodded his agreement.
"Thanks. Follow me! I'll lead you to him." Puppet turned and ran to the ladder so he could begin climbing up it.
Baby ran after Puppet, and Foxy made to follow.
"Wait a moment, Foxy."
Foxy stopped and turned around. Mendo was approaching him.
"Can I come with as well? I have expertise in mechanical fields. If there is something wrong with Funtime Freddy, I may be able to help him."
"Huh. That is true. We could really use a professional mechanic in times like these." Foxy admit. "We've...never really had someone here who knows what they're doing when they're tinkering around with an animatronic, so it would help if we did. Sure, go ahead and come with." Foxy turned to face Bonnet. "Are you going to come too, Bonnet?"
"No thanks! I got a movie to catch up on. But good luck dealing with Freddy, I guess." Bonnet said, shrugging.
Foxy rolled his eyes. "Alright, if that's what you want, then go ahead and stay. But I'd better catch up with the others before they leave me in the dust. Mendo, I'm going to be running there. Can you go fast?"
"I believe so. You do not need to slow down at all while you get there. Just go." Mendo-Endo said, and the endoskeleton pushed Foxy lightly with one of his large hands. "I will be right behind you."
Foxy nodded. "Cool. Then come on."
"Oh, and by the way, the sequel costs two hundred bucks! I think I'll buy that one as well!" Called Bonnet.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Puppet yelled from the tunnel above.
Baby giggled as she ascended the ladder. "You know, I'm starting to like her."
Foxy grinned, but said nothing else on the topic as he and Mendo raced after Baby and Puppet. Foxy's mind went back into thinking, trying to make a guess as to what could of possibly happened to Freddy this time around...
At first, Foxy's primary goal when he, Puppet, Baby, and Mendo arrived in the main room was to go right to the closet. But a strange feeling appeared in his robotic gut, and he suddenly stopped right as he approached the stand which had the closet door behind it.
"Hey, wait, guys. Call me crazy, but I think it's worth checking the kitchen, in case Freddy went there." Foxy voiced. "Just a quick look would be good. If he isn't in there, we can just leave instantly and go up the ladder anyways. Is that alright?"
Puppet made a face but shrugged. "Alright, I guess it's worth a quick look. But let's not take too long. Freddy didn't seem like he had only a little bit of time left, but I'd rather not take too long checking the kitchen for him."
Baby and Mendo nodded their agreement, and Foxy and the crew went off to the right of the stand instead. Foxy opened the gate and led the group to the kitchen door, which was already open. Foxy led the way inside.
The kitchen seemed to be empty of beings. Foxy heard the rumble of the tv in the break room, and he knew right away that Dinah must be on break. But the more important fact was that Freddy wasn't in here.
"Hmm. Guess that feeling of mine was actually crazy." Foxy said. "Yeah, Freddy isn't in here. Let's go to the closet and-"
But Foxy's decision was interrupted by a snore, rippling through the room noticeably. This snore stopped the group in their tracks.
"Who just snored super loudly?" Baby questioned, looking among the group for answers.
"I heard the sound coming from behind the counter. Perhaps the room is not as empty as we thought." Mendo voiced.
"Oh. Maybe Freddy is in here, and he's just laying behind the counter in a food coma or something." Puppet suggested, and he went over and looked behind the counter. His face fell seconds later. "Oop. Well, I was right about the food coma, but that's not Freddy."
Feeling perplexed by this response, Foxy went and peeked around the counter. On the floor right next to the ovens, unconscious and with a half-eaten sandwich laying on his chest, was Bon-Bon. He appeared to be asleep, and this was confirmed when he let out another loud snore.
"Bon-Bon? What are you doing, asleep in here? I thought you said you were hungry!" Foxy said. Bon-Bon just mumbled a little and stayed asleep. "Hmm. Guess all that eating made him want to take a nap."
"Bon-Bon...? Oh, that's right. He looks like that now." Baby stuttered, gazing down at the snoozing hand-puppet. "Actually, you guys never did tell me why he looks completely different now. Why...is that...exactly?" She paused, then suddenly became miffed. "Did either of you paint him when he wasn't awake?! You know that's not okay!"
"No, no, we didn't! As it turns out, this was something Bon-Bon himself caused." Foxy explained. "You see..." And then he explained Bon-Bon's entire story of how he had the blue suit and what the purple suit was meant to be.
"Huh? So the purple suit...was a disguise? And he was trying to surprise us when we were all together?" Baby stammered. She looked back down at Bon-Bon. "Oh...that actually makes me feel kind of bad for not trying to get with you guys more often. By not coming to hang out, did I...ruin his perfect chance to show off his real suit?"
"He must have been quite dedicated to making it a surprise if he waited for months to find the perfect chance to do so." Mendo analyzed. "I feel as if I can admire his dedication. It is a shame, however, that his efforts ultimately failed."
"I think he's moved on from the surprise business by now, so it's not a huge deal. And you don't need to blame yourself, Baby. Not a single one of us could've known, seeing as he kept it a secret for all this time." Puppet mentioned fairly. "It doesn't matter anyways. He's showing off his real suit now, and that's that."
"He didn't plan on showing it off at the point he did, actually." Foxy brought up. "I think he might've kept on hiding it if things hadn't gone the way they did, but when Bonnet came and finally found Bon-Bon again, she told us of how he was blue and not purple. We didn't believe her at first, but after we saw how Bon-Bon couldn't move his eyes, and how he had another set of teeth connected to a blue jaw, it was only then that we realized that the purple suit was a disguise."
"Uh-huh...well, I do have to admit that his actual suit is...a lot nicer." Baby said. "Nothing against the purple suit, of course, but I always did feel like it was a little...outdated."
"So did me and Puppet. That's why I'm glad he's finally showing off what he really looks like. The new look is pretty good." Foxy complimented. "Anyway...we're getting off track here. We have to go and help Freddy, like we said we would!"
"What shall we do with Bon-Bon?" Mendo asked.
"We can let him stay here and keep sleeping. He's more well-behaved when he's asleep then when he's awake." Foxy decided. "Although hopefully, he didn't eat through all of the food we had stocked in here. If he did, we might have to impose a rule where nobody can go through tons of our food supply in one day unless they have permission or something."
"That's definitely a topic worth looking into it at a later point." Puppet acknowledged. "But not now, Foxy! Freddy still needs our help! Come on, guys!" And then the animatronics got back on track, leaving the kitchen behind in order to refocus on their more pressing task.
"Goodness, my only hope is that all these delays hasn't put Freddy in more trouble." Puppet groaned as he ascended the ladder first. Foxy came up right after him and entered Freddy's upstairs room.
"We'll see, Puppet." Was Foxy's reply as Mendo came up and stepped aside so Baby could get up as well.
"Let us hope the situation is not dire." Mendo commented. "Anyway, where is Freddy located? I have never been in this room before, so I do not know."
"Me neither, but...woah. Freddy really upgraded his old room..." Baby said, gazing around in awe. "Anyways, where is Freddy at?"
"He's in his bedroom." Puppet said.
Foxy nodded and walked through the room right to Freddy's bedroom door. He opened it, went inside...and found Freddy there. Freddy was sitting down idly on his carpet, his head turned towards the left wall.
"Well, here he is. What's the problem with him? He just seems like he's sitting around." Foxy said, unsure of how to assess the situation.
"It's not just that! Look at what he's doing." Puppet urged.
Foxy paused and looked back. Freddy was not moving from his spot, and he hadn't reacted to the entrance of the other animatronics in any kind of way. He continued to gaze intently at the wall, not breaking eye contact. Meanwhile, Foxy could now detect that Freddy was laughing softly.
"He's...laughing. He usually does laugh. Hey, he isn't laughing because he's playing a trick on us, is he?" Foxy asked.
"No, no, it's not that. Keep watching him." Puppet said.
Foxy went silent again. Freddy's laughter continued, and after listening to it for a good minute, Foxy realized that Freddy's laughter was the same every time. It was the same kind of laugh every second, playing over and over in repeat, and not alternating or stopping for anything. All the while, Freddy did not move from his position. Even his eyes didn't move. The laughter just continued.
"Freddy has not stopped laughing for one entire minute. This is deeply confusing." Mendo informed, gazing at Freddy with befuddlement.
"Yeah. You'd think he would've done something else by now..." Foxy agreed, also confused by Freddy's behavior.
"See? I told you something was off about him!" Puppet exclaimed. "When I came in, he was doing the exact same thing the whole entire time, and without stopping once! I know Freddy isn't someone who behaves with anything resembling normalcy, but come on, even something like this is beyond his usual behavior!"
"Freddy...? Hello?" Baby asked unsurely. She walked over, stuck her hand out, and waved it in front of Freddy's face. Freddy gave off not even the slightest reaction to Baby's hand, and just kept laughing softly. "He won't respond...maybe I need to be more direct." Baby said. "Freddy, wake up!" With the same hand, Baby tapped the top of Freddy's head with a slight amount of force. Freddy didn't even flinch. "Not even that works..."
"There's clearly some kind of problem here! What do you guys think is the problem here?" Puppet questioned with concern.
"Hmm. Perhaps there is an issue happening inside him. If you all wish, I could take a look." Mendo offered.
"Yeah, that'd be for the best. Go ahead." Foxy agreed.
"Understood." Mendo paused. "Oh my, I think I forgot to grab tools. Can anyone point me to the nearest toolbox?"
"Oh, right, mechanics need tools. Don't worry, I know where you can find the tools." Puppet began. "Go to the kitchen. If you face the closet door outside and look to the right, the kitchen door is right over there. Go in there, open the farthest left cabinet at the other side of the room, and inside should be a red toolbox marked with a Fazbear insignia. Pick it up and bring it back here."
"Alright. I am on my way. I will be back in a bit." Mendo replied. The endoskeleton turned and departed from the room.
"Well, that handles that. Until he returns, let's see what we can do about Freddy." Foxy voiced. He didn't know when Mendo was going to return with the tools, but hopefully he wouldn't take any longer than a few minutes. Foxy then turned back to Freddy.
"Freddy? Freddy?" Baby kept saying, and she sat in front of him and kept staring at him, trying to get him to react.
"Come on, Freddy, wake up!" Foxy urged, but nothing happened. "Hmm...okay, let me try something ridiculous." He reached up to the top of Freddy's head...and plucked Freddy's top hat off of his head, leaving the metal bar where the hat was showing. "There! I took his hat. If he's pretending, he should be upset that I did so." Foxy explained, but when he and the others waited for said reaction, they still got nothing.
"Nothing's changed. I don't think taking his hat is the right way." Puppet said.
Foxy sighed. "Yeah, you're right." Foxy placed the top hat back onto Freddy's head, reconnecting it to the metal bar the hat was attached to. "What else could we do? Maybe if we gave him chicken?"
"Chicken..." Came the slightest whisper. Everyone froze as they realized that Freddy had muttered the word 'chicken' under his breath, his jaw moving the slightest amount as he did so. He still wasn't moving his eyes, arms, or legs, but they all noticed the mouth movement.
"Did you see that?" Baby said, wide-eyed.
"I did!" Puppet replied, nodding quickly.
"Then maybe Freddy will stop this if we give him chicken? It's worth a try, at least!" Foxy guessed.
"Perfect! Look, he still has that framed chicken on the wall!" Baby pointed out, pointing at the framed chicken attached to the walls. She went over and tugged one of the chickens out of its respective frame. She raced back over to Freddy and got in front of him again. "Freddy, look what I've got! It's a whole chicken! Your favorite...!" She held the chicken out so that it was right near Freddy's face. Freddy didn't even say the word again. "Freddy? Freddy, why won't you eat it?! You usually jump at the chance to eat chicken!" Baby stammered, frustrated over the lack of progress the chicken was making.
"Hmm...yeah, that would normally work. Is there something wrong with the chicken...?" Foxy wondered.
"Hey, wait a second. Baby, let me see that chicken." Puppet cut in. Baby gave Puppet a look but handed over the chicken. Puppet held it up to his eye, taking close inspection of it. It took him five seconds before he spoke again. "I see now...I should've known. This isn't real chicken, everyone. It's made of rubber."
"Of rubber?" Baby stuttered. "But aren't rubber chickens normally all yellow and funny-looking?"
"Normally. But this rubber chicken is a replica of a normal brown piece of chicken." Puppet answered.
"That explains that. Freddy wouldn't eat chicken made of rubber." Foxy said disappointedly. "The framed chicken must all be rubber chickens, too. I'm guessing the framed chicken were always meant to be decorations, not actual chicken."
"Aw, man! Curse Freddy and his useless rubber chicken." Baby grumbled, and she put the chicken back on its proper frame, knowing it wouldn't help them anymore.
"Now what? What are we supposed to do?" Puppet sighed hopelessly.
"I have a suggestion. Hand his body over to me. I could fix the problem effortlessly."
Foxy almost wanted to say to the voice that he would never let it do that, as he knew the voice would just possess Freddy if he did. However, he had grown tired of trying to tell it off unsuccessfully, so he instead engaged in a new strategy: ignoring it. He said nothing whatsoever in response to the voice. Puppet and Baby both had knowing looks on their faces, but they caught onto Foxy's lead and ignored the voice too.
"I'll check under Freddy's bed. He might store things under there that could help us." Puppet suggested, acting as if the voice hadn't even spoke.
"Are you sure?" Baby said incredulously.
"No, but I might as well do...something else to try and help."
Neither Foxy nor Baby could argue with that logic, as they all wanted to help, so they let Puppet do what he wanted. Puppet crouched down near Freddy's fancy canopy bed and reached a hand underneath it, scrounging around for whatever he could find.
"Foxy. Puppet. Baby. I know you can hear me. You're not actually trying to ignore me now...are you? How amusing. To think I've been able to get to you that m-"
The last word of the voice's sentence was abruptly caught off as Foxy silently pushed it back again. He didn't care about the voice right now, not when there was Freddy to deal with.
Meanwhile, Puppet stood up and shook his head, showing his empty hands. He had found nothing.
The animatronics exchanged looks, seemingly unable to come up with anything else. They looked almost as if they had no other option but to wait for Mendo to come back and try to fix things himself.
"Oh, oh, wait! I've got it!" Baby exclaimed suddenly. "You guys know the fairytales, where the prince kisses the princess to wake her up? We should try that! You can both try kissing him!" She smiled as if it was a great plan, but Foxy could hear her snickering softly.
Foxy and Puppet looked at each other, then back at Baby, then at each other again.
"Yeah, no." Puppet said shortly.
"Obvious trick is obvious." Foxy added, shaking his head.
"Aw, what? How'd you know I was trying to trick you?" Baby said, her smile falling. "It wasn't that obvious, was it?"
"Baby, fairytales aren't real. Us kissing Freddy would be embarrassing, humiliating, and not much else."
Baby sighed. "Yeah, yeah, I know. It would've given me a good laugh, at least."
"Now is not the time for laughs, not when Freddy could end up like this forever!" Puppet said irritably.
"Hey, I was just trying to lighten the mood! Freddy wouldn't want us to be miserable!" Baby argued back. "I'm sorry, okay? I'll try to rouse him again if that makes you feel any better!" Baby waved her hand in front of Freddy's face. "Fred-dy? He-llo? Are-you-o-kay? Can-you-hear-me?" She said, emphasizing every syllable.
Of course, like all their other attempts, nothing came of it. Freddy's strange repeating laugh continued all the while.
Then, the laugh was suddenly interrupted when Freddy whispered again.
"Hello. Welcome to Circus Baby's Pizza World. I'm Funtime Freddy." Came Freddy's soft voice, although this time it was a touch more robotic than his previous line of 'chicken'. The animatronics exchanged weirded-out looks at these lines.
"Are those...his stage lines?" Baby stammered.
"Seems like it. But why would he repeat his stage lines?" Foxy asked to no one in particular.
"Allow me to check."
Three heads snapped over to the doorway and were happy to see Mendo finally re-entering the room. His left hand was lugging a large red toolbox.
"Mendo! There you are." Puppet sighed in relief. "Looks like you found the toolbox alright. Can you fix Freddy now?"
"Perhaps I may be able to. But first, I will need to identify the problem." Mendo informed them. "If you could all stand back, I must scan Freddy for internal issues and give my diagnosis."
The animatronics heeded Mendo's words without hesitation, and the three of them backed off from Freddy. Mendo-Endo approached Freddy with the toolbox in hand, and the endoskeleton set the toolbox down by his feet, rubbed his hands together, and then placed his hands on Freddy's left shoulder. There was a pause where nobody said anything, although Foxy swore that he could see Mendo's eyes glowing just a little bit brighter.
It took two minutes of uninterrupted silence before Mendo finally took his hands off of Freddy, closed his eyes, and said: "Ah. I see now."
"What do you mean...?" Baby asked tentatively.
Mendo turned to face them. "Well, I have just finished going through a full scan on Funtime Freddy to check things, and I now know the situation. Freddy is perfectly fine. His energy levels are excellent, he has no viruses, his systems, wires, gears, and mechanisms are running without a hitch, and there are no issues that I can detect. I didn't even need to bring the toolbox, because he is fine."
"What...? Wait, but if there's no issues, then...then why is Freddy acting so strange?" Puppet asked.
"The answer is quite simple. Freddy is-"
But a gasp from Baby completely cut through Mendo's answer. "Guys, look!" She said, and everyone looked around at Freddy.
Freddy was no longer sitting at the spot where he had been previously. Instead, there was a noticeable lump in the red and black carpet, and from underneath the carpet, Freddy's head was sticking out, still staring off into space. The soft laughter finally vanished, and now there was nothing but snoring coming from Freddy's mouth.
"He...crawled underneath the carpet?" Foxy stammered.
"Ah, it looks as if he left the sleepwalk function on." Mendo-Endo informed them, unfazed. "As I was saying, Freddy is in standby mode."
The animatronics gasped and understood Mendo immediately. Foxy kicked himself inside his head. Standby mode! How had he forgotten about standby mode?
"Oh! That's why." Foxy said, finally realizing the source of Freddy's behavior.
"It looks as if you understand now. Yes, Freddy is on standby mode." Mendo continued. "This mode is a mode that can be considered a halfway point between being activated and being deactivated. Think of it as an animatronic version of someone being half-asleep. When standby mode is activated, the animatronic's mind goes into sleep mode. However, not all of its systems are shut down, and the animatronic can still speak, although they often do so without knowing they are speaking. They may also activate the experimental sleepwalk mode, which causes the animatronic to move around based on what commands their mind is sending their systems. In this case, it appears Freddy unknowingly told him systems to move him underneath the carpet."
"So Freddy's just...sleeping?" Puppet said confusedly.
"Sort of, yes." Mendo replied. "He is not fully asleep, nor is he fully awake. I will tell you what I believe, and in this case, I would say that he most likely decided to go to sleep in standby mode rather than in full deactivation mode, and the behavior he has been displaying is a result of him unconsciously moving and speaking while he remains asleep. To put it simply, he is taking a very odd form of rest, and we are interrupting it."
"Uh...wow. That's...weird, but also, it's a relief that it's nothing serious." Baby admit, shrugging unsurely.
"Looks like Freddy's unconsciously took the carpet as his blanket rather than his actual blanket, though." Foxy pointed out, eyeing Freddy's head sticking out from under the carpet. "And if he's sleeping, then we should probably leave him alone."
"Agreed. If he's just taking the weirdest nap I've ever seen, then I can leave him in peace." Puppet agreed.
"That would be for the best. Let us depart from the room and not bother him any longer." Mendo-Endo concluded, and he picked up the toolbox and left the room. Baby and Puppet followed, and Foxy was the last one out the door. He closed the bedroom door behind him, blocking out the sounds of Freddy's snores in the process.
"So...since that's all settled, I'm going to go find something else to do until my break hour finally passes." Baby decided. "What about you guys?"
"It's back to my room for me." Foxy added. "What about you, Puppet?"
"I'll head back to my room as well. I'm going to have to tell Bonnet off for purchasing movies without permission, and I'm also going to have to refund them as soon as I possibly can." Puppet explained, sighing as he spoke.
"Those all sound like good ideas. However, I must ask what I am meant to do now." Mendo-Endo inquired, stepping forwards. "With the situation handled, I don't know what to do now. You three are the leaders here. Can you provide me with guidance?"
"Oh! Well, I think I can. Since you're the new helper around here...hmm...hey, why don't you go back to the kitchen and get the place cleaned up? You can help Dinah with his cooking, too, if you want." Foxy suggested. "I'm not sure where you can sleep, but do you think you'll be able to find somewhere in the kitchen to deactivate?"
"Actually, I believe so. I am an animatronic, so I can turn myself off whenever and wherever I need to." Mendo replied. "I do not mind going to the kitchen. I spotted a few stains on the counter while I was in there, and I believe they need to be cleaned up. I would be happy to assist in cooking as well. Oh, and I do need to put this toolbox back." Mendo raised the toolbox slightly to show it off, then put his arm back down. "Thank you for the help. If there is anything else you three need help with, please do not hesitate to come and ask me. I will be in the kitchen at all times in case I am needed. Goodbye." Mendo-Endo trooped back to the ladder and began to climb back down it, gripping the toolbox in one hand and going down the rungs of the ladder with the other.
The animatronics stood there as they watched Mendo leave. Baby smiled. "You know, I think I'm going to like him as well. Having a helper around here would be really good." She said, nodding.
"He seems very willing to do whatever we ask. I admire that." Puppet added. "The more hands we have working around here, the better. Although I do have to remind you two that just because we have a helper now, doesn't mean that the others have an excuse to slack off. They're responsible for their messes still."
"Yeah, I agree. But having someone experienced with cleaning and repair jobs will make running the pizzeria easier." Foxy admit. "Mendo seems to be friendly as well. The list we found never did mention him, but I'm glad he's here anyways. But...we're going to have to catch him up on all the important information when we can."
"I'll see if I can do that after I deal with Bonnet." Puppet said, nodding. "Bonnet comes first, though. I'm not going to be able to rest easy until I can get those movies refunded." Puppet muttered this as he went to the ladder and exited as well.
"I'll be on my way as well. See you later, Foxy." Baby said, and she smiled at Foxy before going down the ladder after Puppet.
"Later." Foxy said, waving at her. He looked back at the bedroom door briefly, but this time, he felt sure that Freddy was fine, even though he was using the carpet as a blanket. But there was nothing too weird about that. Freddy was Freddy, and Foxy liked him that way.
And so Foxy left Freddy's upstairs room as well, hoping that he could get back to the normal parts of his day, like trying to password guess his computer, talking constantly with Mr. Wigglesworth, and trying to catch sleep all the while...
That's right, everyone! Let me introduce you to my first fully revealed original character: Mendo-Endo!
As a helper bot trained in a variety of tasks, Mendo has the capacity to be an invaluable employee of the pizzeria. His mechanic skills, eagerness to please, and intelligence will allow him to assist Foxy, Puppet, and Baby in a variety of ways. He is also willing to assist the others, although orders from the three leaders take priority over orders from anyone else. That's just how he works. I hope to integrate him seamlessly alongside everyone else in future chapters!
With that said and done, will there be more original characters in the future? Most likely, but I won't disclose any of them yet. However, for those of you who are attentive, you will notice that I've already been hinting at the presence of yet another original character of mine, one that has yet to be fully introduced. This teased character will also be fully introduced within time, although it won't be all that soon.
That's all for now. Thanks for reading! The next chapter will be out when it's done and finished.
Chapter 85: Circus Baby and the Sudden Situation
Summary:
Foul play results in Baby getting stuck, and she can only get out with the help of the other animatronics.
Chapter Text
Hmm. I wonder when Baby's going to get here.
Foxy was wondering this today because he had a meeting with her today. They were going to meet with each other and then go and see Puppet together. Then, the three of them would be able to do a quick go-over of all the rules they made, debate possible new additions, and discuss other needed changes. They had scheduled it in advance, and it was at two A.M. that Foxy expected to be standing in his room, patiently waiting for Baby to arrive.
But two A.M. came and went, and Baby still didn't arrive. So Foxy waited five extra minutes, figuring that Baby needed more time. Two-oh-five came. Baby didn't show up. He decided to give her another five minutes. Two-ten came. Baby still hadn't entered Foxy's room.
She's ten minutes late. What could be taking her so long? He thought, unable to understand what the delays were for. Baby had promised him that she would come on time, and yet today, she had not. He could only make guesses as to why she hadn't arrived yet. Was she caught in some other engagement? Was she in a conversation with somebody else? Or had she gone to play her games and simply forgot that she was supposed to come in for a meeting?
It didn't really matter what the reason was, though. Foxy knew he was going to have to go and see where she was. He had been expecting her, and now she hadn't turned up. He decided he had to take it upon himself to go and see what the matter was. Hopefully something that wasn't too bad.
"I'll be back in a little while." Foxy told Mr. Wigglesworth. He gave his stuffed bear a couple of pats on the head, then straightened up and headed up his spiral staircase, then through the corridor and back out the trapdoor into his room. He looked around. Baby wasn't even in his own room, meaning that she had to be further away. Foxy left his own room and entered the main room, deciding he would head to Baby's room inside the vents and see if she was-
"WAAAAAAH!"
Foxy's ears were met with a devastatingly loud whine emanating through the pizzeria. He cringed at the level of noise, but also gasped in realization of who's voice he was hearing.
"Baby? Baby, what's wrong?! Where are you?!" Foxy called, as the whining from his friend begin to make him anxious over her condition. He didn't understand why she was yelling so loudly, but he felt that it had something to do with the fact that she hadn't turned up to Foxy's room to come with him to the meeting.
Heh. What a sad, whiny little child. And you thought she could handle the position of leader? What a joke.
Foxy just scowled and pushed the voice back into the corners of his head. He didn't care about the voice and its snide remarks right now. He had a friend to check up on.
Unfortunately, with the way the sound was emanating through the whole building, Foxy couldn't even tell which direction it was coming from. This wasn't good, as Foxy was used to being able to track things with his hearing. Without a clear indication of where the sound was coming from, Foxy could only dart around in random directions and hope he happened upon the source.
"Baby, I have no idea where you are, but I'm on my way! Just hold on!" Foxy yelled back, and he made a random decision. He would go to Baby's room first. Maybe she was crying because she lost a game, or because her tv broke again, or because she hurt herself in some way.
Foxy ran at top speed down the small and big hallways, trying to reach the auditorium.
Foxy was expecting- no, he was hoping that he would come across Baby when he climbed up into the vent corridor she called home. But when he passed through the trapdoor on the auditorium stage, which was open, and when he went through the doorway into the vent corridor, which was also open, he began to have second thoughts. And when he finally did enter her room for real, he found that she wasn't even inside.
The room did look different from before. Baby had clearly followed the decoration rule as well, because the Christmas decorations that had been inside her room were finally gone, including the giant fireplace. The dingy vent floor had been covered up by a pink and black checkerboard carpet, which made the room feel slightly more inviting. The framed flowers on the wall were gone, and they had been replaced by framed CDs, discs, and records. Foxy gave these things a glance and was mildly curious about them. He never knew that Baby had an interest in music.
The rest of her room was pretty much the same, but Baby wasn't there. Her chair was vacant, and her tv was turned off, with her headphones and control lying on the floor. Her couch was vacant as well, save for Baby's journey, which was sitting on the chair as well. Foxy decided, once again, that touching the journal would be a very bad idea. Not only was it rude, but if Baby found out, she might start crying even louder than before.
All in all, going to Baby's room had been a dead end. Baby clearly wasn't in her room anymore, so where was she?
Unsure of where to go next, Foxy made another decision: Puppet's room. He didn't decide to head there because he actually thought Baby might be there. He instead wanted to go there in order to tell Puppet what was going on. Puppet has to know about this, too, if he hasn't already heard Baby's yelling. Foxy thought.
So he left Baby's room behind and proceeded back the way he came.
When Foxy descended down the long ladder into Puppet's room, a new wave of sound reached his ears. This time, the sound wasn't whining, yelling, or crying, but instead, an argument of some kind.
"For the last time, Bonnet, can you please stop making that noise? It's really hurting my nonexistent ears, you know!"
"I'm telling you, it's not me making those noises! I haven't even been saying anything!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that? You always make loud noises to irritate me and mess with me. How is this any different?"
"Because I'm not the one making the noise this time, Puppet!"
Foxy came upon the scene itself when he reached the bottom of the ladder and entered the central room of Puppet's box. Puppet and Bonnet were standing nearby, bickering about Puppet's accusation that Bonnet was the one doing the whining and crying noises.
"Puppet, what are you doing?" Foxy asked as he went over to them.
"Oh, Foxy, there you are. Sorry, Bonnet's been driving me crazy with all that yelling of hers." Puppet sighed.
"It's. Not. ME!" Bonnet insisted, waving her arms.
"Yeah, it isn't her, actually." Foxy agreed quickly.
Puppet looked surprised at Foxy. "You're going along with Bonnet? Why? Who else would be making the noise?"
"Baby is. Stop talking and listen."
The group paused, and they were clearly able to hear a loud burst of crying from somewhere upstairs. Foxy was immediately able to deduce that Baby wasn't in Puppet's room, which was helpful in finding her.
Bonnet, meanwhile, put her hands on her hips. "See? I told you it wasn't me! Now stop blaming me!"
"You're still at fault for a multitude of other things, Bonnet! But that's a conversation for another time." Puppet told Bonnet. "Foxy, why is Baby crying so loudly? Did something happen? Is this why you and her were late to the meeting we planned to have today?"
"I don't know, probably, and yes, I think so." Foxy said, answering all three questions one after another. "I was confused as well. She was ten minutes late in coming to my room to come with me to your room, so I left my room and tried to go and find out why she was so late. That's when I heard her whining. It sounds like she's really upset over something, but I can't find her. The noise is so widespread that I just can't tell where it's coming from. I figured you needed to know."
"That sounds pretty concerning. I wonder what happened to her." Puppet said, frowning concernedly. "If you need help, I can come with and help you look for her. Where have you checked so far?"
"Her room, of course. But she's not there, or in the auditorium or any of the hallways." Foxy explained. "We could always go and look in Ballora's room."
"It's worth a shot, I suppose. Let's go, then."
"Hey, let me come! I wanna see what's happened to Baby!" Bonnet pleaded, raising her arm.
"No, you stay here. This seems like a serious situation, and it'd be better if you let us handle it." Foxy advised.
"If you want to be useful so badly, then stay down here and keep a watch over this place." Puppet added, staring down at her sternly. "If she comes down here, you yell and let us know, okay?"
Bonnet paused, then nodded. "Oh, well, okay then. That sounds like a decent plan. I'll call for you guys if I see her. Until then..." Bonnet giggled and got a mischievous grin. "I've got a new movie to go and watch." She left the room, heading to the tv room.
Foxy gave Puppet an inquiring look. "She didn't rent another expensive movie without your permission, did she?"
"No, I let her do it this time. But she had better not abuse the privilege I'm giving her." Puppet responded. "She's lucky that I don't like being angry towards her, or towards anyone. Now then, let's get going."
Foxy and Puppet headed right to Ballora's room, deciding maybe they could catch Baby yelling in here over some kind of gossip Ballora may have told her. They crossed the big hallway and saw the double doors in sight again. Foxy noticed that they were already open. Was Ballora awake and letting people come in?
But when he got closer and entered the room, it turned out that he was wrong.
"Oh!" Foxy exclaimed, as he saw who was inside.
Ballora, as it turned out, was deactivated on stage again. However, Reggie was wide-awake, and he was standing watch over Mendo-Endo, who had a broom in his hands and was sweeping up messes that had been made all over the floor.
"Please make sure to get this aisle in particular. There was a particularly big popcorn spill in this aisle." Reggie was advising Mendo-Endo.
"You've got it. I will make sure not to miss a spot." Mendo agreed, nodding politely and moving to go down one of the aisles, sweeping all the way down.
"Reggie! Mendo! Are you hearing all that yelling outside?" Foxy asked as he entered the room.
"Ah! Hello, Foxy. What yelling are you talking about? Me and Mendo haven't heard any-" Reggie began.
"WAAAAAAAH!" Came another loud cry from Baby. Mendo stopped working and looked around, and Reggie covered his ears in alarm.
"Now do you hear it?" Foxy questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"My goodness, what is that sound? I never even heard that before..." Reggie winced. "The doors are soundproof, so we normally don't hear anything outside."
"It sounds to me like something very bad has happened to Baby. This worries me." Mendo added, and he put the broom down and went over to Foxy worriedly. "Is Baby alright?"
"I hope so. Listen, have either of you seen- no, wait, that's a stupid question." Puppet decided midway through his sentence. "Clearly she isn't in here if neither of you can hear her screams while the door is closed. That means she's not in here, so...where else could she be? Foxy, did you check the kitchen yet?"
"No, I haven't. Do you think she might be in there?" Foxy questioned.
"There's always a possibility." Puppet said.
"Wait. Please allow me to come with, Foxy." Mendo-Endo asked. "She sounds like she might be in pain. I want to help her. I cannot stand idly by and let myself hear the suffering of my friends without doing anything about it."
Foxy gave Mendo a look of surprise. "You...consider her your friend?"
Mendo nodded. "Of course. She seems like a very nice person. I would like to be her friend, if she does not mind."
"She probably wouldn't mind, especially if you're good at video games." Puppet commented. "You're welcome to come with. If she's physically hurt instead of just emotionally hurt, then your mechanic skills will come in handy."
"Definitely. Let's get moving. I don't feel comfortable leaving her alone much longer." Foxy voiced.
"Oh, well...um, good luck, all three of you! I hope you're able to help Circus Baby! Ballora would want you to." Reggie called. "I would wake her up, but she doesn't want to be disturbed, and I have to follow her rules. In any case, I wish the three of you luck! And Mendo, could you please come back once you're done helping Circus Baby? I really need your assistance finishing the cleanup of Ballora's room."
"I will return as soon as this situation is resolved. I can promise you that." Mendo replied. "But my primary duty is to my friends, so I must go. I will see you later on, Reginald."
"Okay! And please, Mendo, call me Reggie."
Mendo nodded. "Noted." He turned and let Foxy and Puppet lead the way out of the room.
Foxy lead the way as he usually did, so he was the first one to walk through the kitchen doorway.
Which turned out to be a slight mistake.
As soon as he entered, the burst of sound from Baby crying became louder than ever before. Foxy cringed and held his ears, which were hurting a little now.
"Ow! Baby, wherever you are, could you please calm-" Foxy began as he faced the kitchen. "...down?"
The kitchen wasn't empty. Bon-Bon was sleeping soundly on the floor of the kitchen again, and somehow he also hadn't woken up despite the loud noises going through the building. But over by the garbage chute, and currently lodged inside the garbage chute itself was...
"Baby!" Foxy exclaimed.
"Foxy! Please, help me! I'm stuck!" Baby begged. She was sticking out of the garbage chute, but only her head and shoulders were visible. The rest of her seemed to be the part that was stuck in the passage. Foxy recalled the moment where Garbage had been stuck at the opening at the top of the chute, and he knew that if a human could get stuck there, an animatronic was bound to get stuck there even more easily.
"Finally, we found you! You can stop yelling so loudly now, alright, Baby?" Puppet asked as he entered.
"Oh my. You are in the garbage chute, Baby." Mendo-Endo commented as he trailed behind Puppet.
"YES I AM! And I'm STUCK! HELP!" Baby asked, and she began to struggle to free herself.
"We see that! Please, Baby, stop yelling! We'll help you out!" Foxy assured her. "How did this even happen?"
"Well...I was grabbing some food on my way to your room, Foxy, and I thought I'd stop and taunt Garbage a little." Baby explained sadly. "In retrospect, I was being a bit too mean to him with all that..."
"Yeah, you were! Could you please stop using chicken to taunt me? Punching down is not okay!" Came Garbage's voice from below Baby.
"I'm sorry, alright?! I admit it, I went too far!" Baby yelled back.
"So you were taunting Garbage. So far, that seems normal. But how did you end up stuck in the chute opening?" Puppet questioned.
"I...well...I was leaning over the chute opening so I could look down at him, and..." Baby said. "And then...somebody pushed me!"
"Somebody pushed you?" Mendo repeated. "Did you happen to get a glimpse at who it was?"
"No...I got stuck in the chute opening so quickly that I went into a panic...and by the time I looked back, whoever pushed me was...already gone." Baby mumbled.
"Who did it? Bon-Bon?" Puppet asked.
"I don't think so...Bon-Bon's been asleep all day long, and...and he's too small to push me, even if he really tried. Besides, he's my friend...he wouldn't do that..."
"But it's clear somebody pushed you down there. Who, though?" Foxy voiced, his mind drifting into thinking about this. Somebody had tried to push Baby down into the garbage chute? Such a thing was almost definitely bad, and punishable for sure. But Foxy couldn't imagine anyone being in the area in the first place, let alone entering the kitchen and getting Baby stuck while she was distracted. "It can't be Freddy or Ballora. Ballora's deactivated, and I checked on Freddy earlier today and he was deactivated, too. Reggie's been in Ballora's room as usual...Puppet, did you see Bonnet leave your room at all?"
"No, she was there the whole time. I was pretty careful to keep an eye on her so she wouldn't sneak out." Puppet informed Foxy. "And no, this wasn't me. I've been in my room all day long. And besides, I wouldn't do this to her!"
"I have been working alongside Reggie all day long. I was not even aware Baby was in the kitchen." Mendo added. "I do not much like the sound of this, however. By the way the story goes, perhaps someone in this building has it out for her, if not for all of us..."
"Normally, I would hear that and respond with 'the voice!', but I haven't been taken control of today. And of course, I didn't do this! I didn't even know where she was earlier." Foxy continued. "Voice, do you have anything to say for yourself?" He paused, but surprisingly, the voice didn't respond. "What, don't want to make a snide remark this time? Fine, then be quiet."
"Guys, I know you're worried about whoever this was that pushed me, but listen: as of right now, it doesn't matter, and I don't care!" Baby shouted desperately. "Please, just help me get out of here! I don't want to be stuck anymore! Not to mention the fact that my legs are covered in the disgusting chicken grease on the sides of the chute..."
"We'll think of something, okay? Just hold on for now!" Foxy said, and he turned to Puppet and Mendo. "Any ideas, guys? We have to get her unstuck somehow."
"Do we have any balloons? If we inflate them enough, maybe they'd lift her out of there." Puppet suggested. He paused. "Wait, no, scratch that. Us robots are way too heavy. We'd need tons of balloons..."
"If I may suggest, we could just go with Occam's Razor." Mendo-Endo chimed in.
"With what now?" Foxy stuttered.
"Occam's Razor. The simplest solution, I mean. Let us try the most supplies-free method and see if that will work."
"Sounds promising. What's this 'simple solution' that you've got in mind?" Puppet questioned.
"I propose we simply grab her and pull her out of the chute. Alone, it might not be possible, but if we form a line and use our combined strength, we could get her out."
Foxy shrugged. "It's worth a shot. How should we line up?"
"I will go in front." Mendo said. "You two need to grab me from behind. Using my hands-" Mendo raised his noticeably big blue endo hands. "-I will get a secure hold on her shoulders and pull with all of my might. When I say go, I need you two to pull as well. With the efforts of all three of us, she should be able to get free."
Foxy and Puppet nodded. Foxy hoped that the simplest solution really would work. The faster they got Baby out and got things back to normal, the sooner she could calm down, and the sooner they would all be able to investigate into who pushed Baby into the chute in the first place.
Foxy got behind Mendo while Puppet got behind Foxy. As Puppet grabbed Foxy from behind, Foxy did the same with Mendo. Mendo then reached out his arms and took hold of Baby's shoulders. Mendo's hands were big, but they were able to get a grip on her. Baby looked up at them with anxiety.
"I hope you guys know what you're doing!" She said, wincing up at them.
"We very much do, Circus Baby. Please wait. This will only take a moment." Mendo instructed. "Foxy, Puppet...we will pull on the count of three. I will count. Ready yourselves." Foxy tightened his grip in anticipation. "One...two...three...and, pull!"
The trio began pulling as hard as they could. Although he had no expectation for how long this would take, Foxy was still surprised when, five seconds later, they flew backwards and landed on the floor.
"Oof!" Foxy mumbled, but as he got to his feet, he saw that Baby was lying facefirst on the floor and was now dislodged from the chute. "Hey, we did it!"
"Yeah, nice...now can you please...get off...?" Came a mumble. Foxy looked around and saw that Puppet was lying on the floor tiredly. "You...fell on me...ugh..."
"Oh! Sorry." Foxy apologized, grinning sheepishly. "Didn't know the pulling was going to make us all fall, so I wasn't prepared for that."
"Yes! I'm out! Hah!" Baby laughed, cheerful at finally escaping. "That plan actually worked, Mendo. Thanks so much!"
"You are very welcome. I was hoping the simplest solution would work out, and I am glad to see that it did." Mendo responded, nodding his head.
"I'm just glad that's all finally over. I'd love to just...I don't know...relax for a bit." Puppet sighed, and he leaned against the counter to take a rest.
"Actually...are we still going to have that meeting today, like we planned?" Foxy brought up.
"Do we have to? After all of that, I honestly don't want to go to another meeting. Can't we do it tomorrow?" Baby asked tiredly.
Foxy stared in her direction for a moment. "You know what? Yeah, I kind of don't want to have a meeting now either. That fiasco drained my motivation. What about you, Puppet?"
"Well...seeing as the meeting wasn't a super urgent get-together in the first place...sure, why not? We'll move it to the next day. Same hour as before." Puppet concluded, shrugging acceptingly.
"You three were planning on having a meeting? I did not know of this." Mendo commented.
"It was meant to be a bit of a private meeting between me, Puppet, and Baby. Y'know, since we're pretty much the ones in charge around here." Foxy explained. "We didn't think anyone else would care, so we didn't tell anybody else."
"I see." Mendo replied. "In that case, I do not think I will need to bring this up to anybody else, then."
"That would be fine." Puppet said.
"Okay, so! Since I'm free now...I'MGOINGBACKTOMYROOMTOPLAYGAMESGOODBYE!" Baby said rapidly, and she raced out of the room before anyone could stop her.
Puppet watched her leave, then looked to Foxy. "Should we do something about that? She might be getting back to her games too early."
"Nah, let her off this time. She's been through enough today. We can give her a pass...this once, anyway." Foxy said. He headed for the kitchen door. "I'll be heading back to my room now. I assume you guys have stuff to do as well."
"I must return to Reggie and help him finish the cleanup of Ballora's room, Foxy. I will see you later, Foxy." Mendo said. He gave a thumbs-up, then departed from the kitchen.
"And as for me...oh, no, I forgot to watch Bonnet closer today! Foxy, can we have those two trade places now?" Puppet asked pleadingly.
"Alright, alright, sure. It's about time, anyways." Foxy agreed. "Bon-Bon's right over there, so you can go ahead and grab him. I'll stop by your room and pick up Bonnet."
"Okay, but...how am I going to get Bon-Bon to wake up?"
Foxy shrugged. "Give it your best shot. Occam's Razor might work again. Best of luck. Bye."
Foxy left the room, leaving a dejected Puppet to sigh where he stood, as Puppet knew he was in for a rough ride when it came to waking a hand-puppet that most certainly did not want to be woken up...
"What a shame. If only that could've been her end. But no matter. This changes nothing on my path to finally get a body! Hah hah hah!"
Will you please NOT do that, voice?
"Oh, what? Does my laughter annoy you? In that case, I'm going to do it again. Hah hah-!"
Nope, I am not dealing with that. Go back to the corner of my mind where you belong, voice. You're not getting my body. Not now, not ever.
Meanwhile, alongside everything, once again, something stirred in the shadows. A strange figure had been watching as the group of animatronics tried to free Baby from the garbage chute. It laughed.
"I MUST SAY, PUSHING HER INTO THE CHUTE BROUGHT SOME AMUSING CONSEQUENCES. IF ONLY SHE HAD FALLEN ALL THE WAY DOWN RATHER THAN GETTING CAUGHT IN THE OPENING...BUT, NO MATTER. THE RESULT TURNED OUT THE WAY I EXPECTED IT TO.
"PERHAPS I MAY HAVE TO INVESTIGATE IN TRYING TO WIDEN THAT OPENING. IT WOULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE IF THEY ALL FELL DOWN THERE ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WITHOUT A MEANS OF ESCAPE..."
Chapter 86: The Remake Initiative
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TL;DR: Story's being remade, earlier chapters are getting rewritten, characters are getting tons more screen time, many badly written or pointless filler chapters are getting removed, also if you want to see how the remake will work, check Foxy's First Night, it has been updated
Hello, everyone!
I'm here to make a new update to A New Beginning. I've been making some plans for how I want to change up the story and I thought I'd update you all.
I'm honestly dissatisfied with the current state of my story. While the later chapters are better-written and are stuff I can be proud of, the earlier chapters are very poorly written and pretty much unbearable to read in my books. I've thought about it a lot, and my conclusion has been that I need a fresher start. I'm going to remake a large portion of this story into my more modern style, which I find much more appealing than my old cringeworthy writing.
So, what does this mean?
Well, it means the following things:
1. Chapter remakes are now my major priority with this story! I will be spending large portions of time rewriting and republishing previous chapters, mostly the extremely old ones. Some will get some modifications to fit the storyline changes I've made, while others will be entirely redone from start to finish. Yes, I've made lore changes. You guys know everything the voice said in The Return Part 1? All those lore drops it made? Retconned. I am not happy with the lore drops there and I am completely redoing major parts of the story like that. What will the replacements for that be? Well, you'll find out eventually.
(Note: The Prologue is going to stay the way it is. I'd consider the prologue the start of my initiative to remake most of the story, so it is definitely staying the way it is.)
2. Most of the later chapters will actually be left untouched, but I may make modifications to them if need be. I'm more satisfied with the later chapters' writing so they might not get entire rewrites like the earlier chapters.
3. With this remake initiative, I will be modifying how much characters appear in the overall story. Are you all dissatisfied with how often certain characters appear, namely Freddy and Circus Baby? Well, this remake will fix that and make everyone show up so much more often. How often are we talking, you may ask? Often as in literally every chapter besides the ones they need to be absent from for story-related purposes. From now on, I'll only be leaving characters out of chapters if there is an in-universe story based reason for them not to be in the chapter. Otherwise, they get to be in as well.
4. Here's the most important part of my remake initiative: FILLER REMOVAL! So, readers, tired of spending tons of chapters with zero progress being made? Tired of overflow of chapters with characters messing around and not doing anything fun or meaningful? I'd say it's time to fix that! I have made myself a checklist and have already decided which chapters I'm keeping and which chapters I am removing. Now, to be super clear, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM REMOVING EVERY SINGLE FILLER CHAPTER. I am only removing the ones I personally am unhappy with. But filler chapters that contain concepts I love, or have opportunity for character moments or animatronic family bonding, are staying in. Filler won't ever be phased out entirely because story breaks are important. I don't want to hit you all with rapid fire lore reveals and other stuff like that. Breaks in between with simple fun character moments are a necessity, and are at the heart and soul of one of the story's concepts: a group of sentient animatronics who spend their days playing around as a group of silly friends.
So expect the story to get shorter before it continues on! I'd say I've marked about 30 chapters for deletion and removal from the story, based on their contents. I will not be deleting them any of them right away, however. I will only delete them once I reach the point of the story they are in. That way I do not cause myself timeline or storyline-related confusion.
Now, I'm unsure how much some of these filler chapters really mean to everyone who reads this story, so if any of you have any sort of a favorite chapter that you really hope doesn't get removed from the story, please leave a review and let me know, and I'll probably find a way to keep it!
That's all! It's time for me to get to work. I have a lot of chapters to re-do, but I'm looking forward to fixing my old cringeworthy writing and giving you guys something both you and I can be proud of.
Now, if you all want a general idea of how remake chapters are going to work, well...
Check Foxy's First Night. I just updated it. :)
Until next time, everyone!

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