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Tuesday, August 31st 

9:03 PM

[Euphemias sonsss]

actuallyprongs: hiya

definitelypads: hi

definitelypads: you know we r in the same house rn, right?

definitelypads: like u can just come into my room and talk to me

actuallyprongs: ikkkkkkk

actuallyprongs: but like… im lazy

definitelypads: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

definitelypads: james potter?

definitelypads: lazy?

definitelypads: this is smth i didnt expect u to say like…

definitelypads: ever

actuallyprongs: ik 

actuallyprongs: but idk 

actuallyprongs: IM TIRED

actuallyprongs: u lucky bastard

actuallyprongs: u havent had to work all summer

actuallyprongs: euphemia loves u more😩

definitelypads: ikkk she told me🤪🤪

actuallyprongs: poor me

actuallyprongs: well

actuallyprongs: i was writing because they have posted the schedulessss

actuallyprongs: go see urs 

actuallyprongs: im in group a

definitelypads: omg me too

definitelypads: always together ⛓️

definitelypads: siri play forever & always by taylor swift

actuallyprongs: 🎶once upon a time, i believe it was a tuesday when i caught your eye🎶

definitelypads: 🎶and we caught onto something, i hold onto the night🎶

actuallyprongs: 🎶you looked me in the eye and told me YOU LOVED ME🎶 

actuallyprongs: what a bop

definetelypads: SO TRUE

definetelypads: one question

definitelypads: tomorrow we have icebreaker day?

definitelypads: bc i will have to break some ice😏😏

actuallyprongs: wtf sirius

actuallyprongs: yeah i think that we have “icebreaker day”

definitelypads: thank god bc i’m not in the mood 4 studying 🤞🤞

actuallyprongs: me neither

actuallyprongs: 2mrw i’ll investigate how to enter in the football team

definitelypads: omg already????

definitelypads: i knew u weren’t lazyyyyy

definitelypads: just lazy 2 talk 2 me😪

actuallyprongs: shut up

actuallyprongs: not trueee

actuallyprongs: u know i love u💗💖💘💝 

definitelypads: u know i love u 2 prongs💓💗💝💘💖

definitelypads: ur my best friend and u’ll always be🔒🔗🤞💕💗

actuallyprongs: awwww same pads

actuallyprongs: one question, do u think that snape will be in our group

definitelypads: omg i haven’t thought of that 

definitelypads: hope he’s not🤮🤮🤢

definitelypads: literally hate him sm 

definitelypads: like he made EVERYTHING and they expelled us too

definitelypads: like first of all 

definitelypads: he was being a FUCKING racist to you 

definitelypads: and fucking HOMOPHOBIC to both of us

definitelypads: like i fucking hate him 

definitelypads: uggggghhh

actuallyprongs: yeah i don’t like him at all

actuallyprongs: he’s a douchebag

definitelypads: ur too nice 

actuallyprongs: yeah ig i’m trying 2 see if he has changed or smth

definitelypads: yeah ik but i cant forget or forgive him 

actuallyprongs: i understand 

actuallyprongs: i dont forget what he did or forgive him

actuallyprongs: but i guess i dont want to have beef w him in this new school

definitelypads: prongs ur so nice

definitelypads: well, im going to sleep

definitelypads: tomorrow we have to have total energy💪

actuallyprongs: good night pads🤞💗💕🌙🛏😴

definitelypads: good night prongs💙🌙😴🛏

9:28 PM

[hot latin americans;)]

brunettemexican: r u nervous?

blondiepuertorican: why tf would i be nervous

brunettemexican: idk.

brunettemexican: maybe bc we start school tomorrow???

brunettemexican: and that this year ur going to be…

blondiepuertorican: oh please dont start again

brunettemexican: THE 

brunettemexican: CAPTAIN

brunettemexican: OF

brunettemexican: THE

blondiepuertorican: im bored

brunettemexican: FOOTBALL

brunettemexican: TEAM

brunettemexican: LIKE OMG MARLSSSSS

brunettemexican: im so proud of u <3333

blondiepuertorican: ugh 

blondiepuertorican: affection

blondiepuertorican: im kidding thanks mary

blondiepuertorican: but like 

blondiepuertorican: im really not that nervous 

blondiepuertorican: like i just dont want to deal w assholes

blondiepuertorican: that dont treat me right bc im a girl or smth

blondiepuertorican: idk 

brunettemexican: if any of these DISGUSTING men comes to say u anything

brunettemexican: i will cut them off

brunettemexican: THEY WILL KNOW ME AS MARY THE KILLER

blondiepuertorican: mary

blondiepuertorican: not to insult u or anything

blondiepuertorican: but u cant kill a fly

brunettemexican: i have my ways of destroying people

blondiepuertorican: but yk

blondiepuertorican: i already can do that by myself 

brunettemexican: OBVIOUSLY

brunettemexican: we will kill them together🤞

blondiepuertorican: if they say anything

blondiepuertorican: les podré en su puto sitio

brunettemexican: oh my god 

brunettemexican: milf energy😏

brunettemexican: anyways…

brunettemexican: on 5 days is ur birthday marlsssss

blondiepuertorican: ik???

blondiepuertorican: in case u didnt knew thats not “good news”

blondiepuertorican: i hate my bday 

blondiepuertorican: my mom will organise a party w my family

blondiepuertorican: and theyll ask things like: do u have a boyfriend?

blondiepuertorican: NO, i have told u THREE THOUSAND TIMES THAT IM A LESBIAN

blondiepuertorican: idk whats not clickin’!!!!!

brunettemexican: if you want u can stay with MY family

brunettemexican: you know they love u

blondiepuertorican: i would love to but i have to go to this party

blondiepuertorican: just for the sanity of my mother

brunettemexican: ok

brunettemexican: but know that ur always welcome

brunettemexican: my mom loves u

blondiepuertorican: and i love her 

blondiepuertorican: vanessa is a milf😏

brunettemexican: STOP THIS MADNESS 

brunettemexican: disgusting behavior 

blondiepuertorican: stfu

blondiepuertorican: well

blondiepuertorican: good night i have to sleep 2 be presentable 4 2mrw

brunettemexican: good night marls <3

blondiepuertorican: gn

9:39 PM

[queer book club]

henrywales: tomorrow at 8 in the bakery?

noraholleran: ok perfect

henrywales: i forgot to ask what optative subjects did u choose

noraholleran: oh! true 

noraholleran: i have chosen art and design, music and media studies in the art department, food preparation and nutrition, history, economics and portuguese.

henrywales: choosing portuguese to have more points, i see…

noraholleran: noooooooo

noraholleran: its also bc i want to practice more the language

noraholleran: we barely talk in portuguese at home bc my dad does not understand a WORD

henrywales: yeah like u have only chosen it for that reason…

noraholleran: weeeeell 

noraholleran: its true i have to get perfect grades 

noraholleran: if i want 2 apply 2 the best colleges

henrywales: thats SOOOO far away.

noraholleran: not really

noraholleran: only 2 years remus

noraholleran: well wby?

henrywales: what about me????

noraholleran: what subjects have you chosen??

henrywales: oh

henrywales:  true hahahha

henrywales: i have chosen art and design (like you), photography, film studies, food preparation and nutrition (like you), history (like you), economics (like you) and french

noraholleran: french, fancy…

henrywales: hahahahahaha

noraholleran: alice asked me if u wanted 2 join the creative writing program, her and frank are going 2.

henrywales: she knows me well

henrywales: yeah, ill tell her 2mrw

noraholleran: perfect:)

noraholleran: gn remus<3

henrywales: good night lils 💚

9:47 PM

[DORKYRATS!!!!!]

ratsstan: DORCAAAAAAS

weirdodorcas: whats up

ratsstan: 2mrw we start school

weirdodorcas: i know?

ratsstan: ru excited?

weirdodorcas: honestly yeah

weirdodorcas: im very happy w the subjects i have this year

ratsstan: i am happy too. 

ratsstan: honestly citizenship sounds great and i am very happy with one subject ive chosen: graphics.

weirdodorcas: sounds interesting

weirdodorcas: i am super excited for music and drama

weirdodorcas: they have always been my favourite subjects.

ratsstan: im so happy 4 u!!! <3

weirdodorcas: aww thanks petee

weirdodorcas: im happy 4 u 2

weirdodorcas: ups pete i have 2 go

weirdodorcas: sorry

weirdodorcas: see u tomorrow<3

ratsstan: no worries dorcas

ratsstan: see ya💛

Chapter Text

Wednesday, September 1st

8:01 AM

[queer book club]

noraholleran: im here

noraholleran:

henrywales: im omw

noraholleran: ok

noraholleran: dont delay

noraholleran: i dont want 2 be late on the first day

henrywales: lily

henrywales: we are not going to be late

henrywales: classes start at 8.30 

henrywales: and the school is only 15 minutes away!!!

noraholleran: if ur not late there will be no problem

henrywales: im there in 5 minutes 

noraholleran: ok

noraholleran: do u know in which group alice is?

henrywales: group c

henrywales: as well as dorcas

henrywales: frank and caradoc are on group a

henrywales: and benjy is w us in group b

noraholleran: okay

noraholleran: i was just wondering

noraholleran: who else is in our group??

noraholleran: like people outside our friend group

henrywales: um

henrywales: i think marlene mckinnon is in our group

henrywales: do u know her?

henrywales: the blonde haired girl that plays football

noraholleran: yeah, i know her

noraholleran: last year i shared a couple classes with her 

noraholleran: shes very funny

henrywales: thats cool

henrywales: and i think a new student is coming

henrywales: his name is severus snape

noraholleran: omg

noraholleran: are u fr??

henrywales: um yeah

henrywales: why?

noraholleran: severus is my neighbour

noraholleran: we’ve known each other for ages!!

noraholleran: omg 

noraholleran: i have to ask him why is he coming

9:05 AM

[Lily Evans and Severus Snape]

lily: hi sev!

lily: im lily

lily: i just found out that ur changing to hogwarts, my school, and that ur going 2 be in my group!!

lily: i didnt know you were changing schools, but im so happy 2 be in ur class!

severus: Hello, Lily.

severus: Yes, I am indeed changing schools.

severus: I am also very happy to be in your class.

severus: I will see you later.

lily: see ya sev!

lily: wait a sec

lily: why are u changing schools?

lily: i thought you were happy with your old school

severus: I was very happy with my old school, but unfortunately, I have been expelled from the centre due to a conflict with two other students.

severus: It was obviously a confusion, and I wasn't responsible for any of the problem, but all three of us were expelled.

severus: As you can imagine, I am very affected by this, and I hope these two students get what they deserve.

lily: i am so sorry to hear that sev!

lily: when we see each other in class u can tell me what happened 

severus: That would be perfect.

lily: bye sev i have to go

severus: Goodbye, Lily 💝

8:08 AM

[queer book club]

noraholleran: i see ya handsome 

noraholleran: cute fit

henrywales: hahahahaha ty😏

henrywales: i see u too

8:17 AM

[DORKYRATS!!!!!]

weirdodorcas: pete

weirdodorcas: im on the door

weirdodorcas: where are you?

ratsstan: im arriving

ratsstan: sorry 4 delaying

ratsstan: this week iam in my father’s house and we have to take the bus 

weirdodorcas: its nothing:)

weirdodorcas: 2day we have like a presentation day or smth like that, right??

ratsstan: yeah i think so, we dont start proper classes til 2mrw

weirdodorcas: ok cool

weirdodorcas: ur friends come here now, r8?

ratsstan: yeah! james and sirius

ratsstan: james is my neighbour and sirius is his best friend

ratsstan: they are great dudes

ratsstan: i think ull like them

weirdodorcas: oh thats nice!

weirdodorcas: how come they are transfering?

ratsstan: um 

ratsstan: they were expelled from their old school

ratsstan: i dont exactly know why

weirdodorcas: oh god

weirdodorcas: it must have been something big 4 them 2 get expelled

ratsstan: yeah idk

ratsstan: today u can ask them urself

weirdodorcas: yeah sure:)

ratsstan: okay im on the door

ratsstan: there u are

8:21 AM

[cool animal nickames]

prongsthedeer: wormy we are arriving

prongsthedeer: do u know where we should go?

wormtailtherat: hi james

wormtailtherat: yeah im on the big door so i can wait 4 u and show u guys around

wormtailtherat: im with my friend dorcas, they are in my group 

wormtailtherat: group c

wormtailtherat: u guys are in group b or group a?

padfootthedog: we are in group a 

padfootthedog: im kinda excited abt meeting everyone especially ur friends!!

wormtailtherat: yeahh i think u’ll like my friends

wormtailtherat: theres dorcas, and then im friends with some people from football: fabian and gid prewett (those guys are sick, they pull the best pranks) and kingsley! 

wormtailtherat: they are very nice im sure ull like them

wormtailtherat: james, u were going 2 join the football team, r8?

prongsthedeer: yeah!!

prongsthedeer: i am very excited

prongsthedeer: and im very excited 2 meet all those guys!

wormtailtherat: perfect! 

wormtailtherat:  later u will have to go to talk to marlene mckinnon

wormtailtherat: she is the captain of the team, and she has talked with the coach about when we should set the trials.

prongsthedeer: cool cool cool

padfootthedog: pete we just got off mr potter’s car

padfootthedog: oh i see u

padfootthedog: HII

wormtailtherat: HII 

wormtailtherat: im coming!!

8:31 AM

[hot latin americans;)]

brunettemexican: marlene 

brunettemexican: u wont believe this but

brunettemexican: my tutor is the MILF herself

brunettemexican: minerva mcgonagall

brunettemexican: shes the english teacher

brunettemexican: gosh i love her

brunettemexican: shes strict but… i wont complain

blondiepuertorican: u lucky bastard

blondiepuertorican: my fucking tutor is slughorn

blondiepuertorican: the fucking science teacher

blondiepuertorican: i cant believe it 

blondiepuertorican: he is FUCKING ANNOYING OMG WTF

brunettemexican: poor u

brunettemexican: ig

brunettemexican: i posted a pic from yesterday on my story 

brunettemexican: this one

brunettemexican: 

brunettemexican: do i look good?

blondiepuertorican: yeah wtf u look great

blondiepuertorican: but why tf do u post it now??

blondiepuertorican: we are in class

blondiepuertorican: wait a minute

blondiepuertorican: isnt it maybe bc somebody in ur class is also w their phone and u want them to talk to you…

blondiepuertorican: let me guess…

blondiepuertorican: emmeline??

brunettemexican: what?

brunettemexican: what are u talking about 

brunettemexican: why would i want to impress her

blondiepuertorican: i never talked about impressing…

blondiepuertorican: u said that

brunettemexican: shes not even on her phone

8:35 AM

[girlieees]

emmie:

emmie: mary!!!

emmie: why r u posting rn???

emmie: we are in class!!

emmie: dont get me wrong 

emmie: u look gorg

emmie: but like

emmie: be careful!!

marley: thats what i was telling her

marley: it almost looks like shes trying to impress somebody

mars: ty emmie<3

mars: dont worry they r not looking at me

mars: marlene, stfu

dora: u look amazing mary<3

mars: ty!!!

8:37 AM

[hot latin americans;)]

blondiepuertorican: i fucking knew it

brunettemexican: stfu

9:05 AM

[art bitches]

lilytheartjounalist: OMFG

dorcasthemusician: what happens???

lilytheartjounalist: im in class and this girl is literally DESTROYING professor slughorn

lilytheartjounalist: OMG

lilytheartjounalist: he was talking about the dressing code

lilytheartjounalist:  and she just told him: “well, professor, if u cant accept the fact that im wearing a skirt maybe u have a problem”

lilytheartjounalist: she just called him predator

lilytheartjounalist: I CANT BELIEVE THIS 

lilytheartjounalist: THIS GIRL IS AMAZING?????

benjythedesigner: OMG LILY YES

benjythedesigner: (im on her group)

benjythedesigner: im like SLAAAYYYYY tell him

dorcasthemusician: omg who is her?

benjythedesigner: shes called marlene mckinnon

dorcasthemusician: im not sure if i know her

benjythedesigner: shes blonde, blue eyes, tall.

benjythedesigner: i think she is puerto rican

benjythedesigner: she plays football, i think shes the captain of the team

dorcasthemusician: oh yeah i know who she is.

dorcasthemusician: shes pretty

dorcasthemusician: now im so invested in this

alicethepainter: omg!!! what did slughorn tell her???

lilytheartjounalist: he just stopped talking about her skirt!!!

lilytheartjounalist: i think he was scared that she was going to talk to the headmaster or smth

frankthedirector: i would have PAYED to see slughorn’s face rn 

caradoctheguitarist: OMG ME TOO

caradoctheguitarist: what does remus think about this??

lilytheartjounalist: he thinks slughorn is being an asshole but he is like

lilytheartjounalist: TELL HIM MARLENE

lilytheartjounalist: without saying a word yk remus

lilytheartjounalist: he’s not writing rn bc he’s scared of being discovered 

alicethepainter: LMAO

alicethepainter: typical remus

alicethepainter: he be like:

alicethepainter: I SUPPORT YOU FROM HERE

alicethepainter: FROM MY MIND

dorcasthemusician: LMAO SO TRUE

9:30 AM

remusthescreenwriter: STOP PICKING ON ME 

remusthescreenwriter: OR I WILL END U BITCHES

lilytheartjournalist: hahhahahahhahaha

lilytheartjournalist: sure.

9:45 AM

[cool animal nickames]

wormtailtherat: guys

wormtailtherat: how is ur group and everything??

wormtailtherat: i will see u later in the break and in the “Year 12” activities

wormtailtherat: those are just activities 2 get 2 know each other better

padfootthedog: hi wormy

padfootthedog: our group seems very nice in general

padfootthedog: there is this girl called mary is very funny

padfootthedog: im sat behind her and she makes the funniest comments 

padfootthedog: also a guy called frank and another guy called caradoc

padfootthedog: seemed cool

wormtailtherat: yeah, people in our year are very nice:)

wormtailtherat: see u later at the break:)

padfootthedog: see ya worms

10:32

[hot latin americans:)]

blondiepuertorican: mary

blondiepuertorican: where are you?

blondiepuertorican: im at the door with dora waiting 4 u and emmie

blondiepuertorican: theres also these guys 

blondiepuertorican: lily evans and remus lupin

blondiepuertorican: u probably know them 

blondiepuertorican: we are talking bc in class i had a #confrontation with slughorn about the dress code

blondiepuertorican: no biggie

brunettemexican: omg marls

brunettemexican: already?????

brunettemexican: well 

brunettemexican: im going 2 the cafeteria

brunettemexican: need a snack

blondiepuertorican: ok im going 2 

blondiepuertorican: w remus and lily

blondiepuertorican: dora abandoned me 🥲

blondiepuertorican: 2 talk 2 xenophillius lovegood???

blondiepuertorican: that bleached platinum mf

blondiepuertorican: he has a drug sounding name wtf

brunettemexican: ok marley stop being dramatic

brunettemexican: im w these guys that r looking 4 u

blondiepuertorican: who r they?

brunettemexican: theres peter pettigrew that you know

blondiepuertorican: yeah

blondiepuertorican: hes the keeper in the football team

brunettemexican: ok

brunettemexican: and then dorcas meadowes, they are friends with peter

brunettemexican: OH she’s telling me that they are also friends with lily and remus

brunettemexican: cool

blondiepuertorican: what are dorcas’ pronouns?

brunettemexican: they/she

brunettemexican: theyre nonbinary

blondiepuertorican: ok i think i know them

brunettemexican: and theres also these new students that are called sirius and james

brunettemexican: james wants 2 ask u about the tryouts 4 the football team

blondiepuertorican: ok

blondiepuertorican: im omw

blondiepuertorican: ill talk to james there

brunettemexican: perfect

brunettemexican: see ya

11:05 AM

[Euphemias sonsss]

definitelypads: james

definitelypads: look at him

actuallyprongs: who

definitelypads: who???

definitelypads: obviously snape wtf 

definitelypads: hes in group b

definitelypads: thank god he isnt in ours

actuallyprongs: oh

actuallyprongs: yeah

actuallyprongs: hes looking at us rn

actuallyprongs: i hope we dont have 2 do any of the activities w him

definitelypads: i BEG we dont have 2 do any of the activities w him

actuallyprongs: the people we met at break seemed nice

definitelypads: yeahhhh

definitelypads: omg MARLENE

definitelypads: so fuuuuunny

definitelypads: and LILY EVANS

definitelypads: SHES A SWIFTIE 

actuallyprongs: I KNOWWWWW

actuallyprongs: I THINK I AM ALREADY IN LOVE WITH HER

definitelypads: SIMP👏

actuallyprongs: IS THAT EVEN A SURPRISE????

definitelypads: not really

definitelypads: do u remember when u were obsessed w reggie???

definitelypads: u memorized his entire schedule

actuallyprongs: i know

actuallyprongs: im kinda embarrassed

definitelypads: hahahah

definitelypads: reggie told me he was flattered

definitelypads: i kinda miss being w him at school or at home

definitelypads: like know we talk through a screen

definitelypads: idk

definitelypads: the last thing i have to comment 

definitelypads: HAVE YOU SEEN REMUS LUPIN?????

definitelypads:  that guy was fucking hot

actuallyprongs: yeah he was

actuallyprongs: go get him

definitelypads: hahahhahhah

definitelypads: u know ill try 😏

Chapter Text

Wednesday, September 1st

12:08 PM

[Euphemias sonsss]

actuallyprongs: pads

actuallyprongs: where r u?

definitelypads: im in the dining hall

definitelypads: wby

actuallyprongs: ok im omw

actuallyprongs: i lost u when we left from the icebreaker activities

definitelypads: yeah me too

definitelypads: im with peter and his friends

definitelypads: fabian, gideon and kingsley

definitelypads: seem nice

actuallyprongs: cool

actuallyprongs: one thing

actuallyprongs: when we finish classes u will have 2 go w my mum alone

actuallyprongs: bc i have the football tryouts after school at 4

definitelypads: oh

definitelypads: ok

definitelypads: what about your clothes?

actuallyprongs: i already texted my mum 

actuallyprongs: shes bringing them w her when she comes 4 u

definitelypads: ok perf

definitelypads: see u in a min

3:06 PM

[Lily Evans and Marlene Mckinnon]

lily: hi marlene

lily: im lily evans

lily: from class

marlene: yeah i know who u are hahahha

lily: lmao

lily: i wanted 2 write u 4 u to have my number now that we are in the same group and that stuff

lily: here is remus’ number if u want it

lily: [1 contact: Remus Lupin]

marlene: thank u sm!

marlene: well

marlene: i can give u marys number if u want

lily: that would be great!

marlene: ok

marlene: [1 contact: Mary Macdonald]

lily: ty! 

lily: ill write her

marlene: great

marlene: one question, which optatives did u choose? 

marlene: 2 see if we share more classes

lily: i have art and design, music, media studies, food preparation, history, economics and portuguese

marlene: i also have media studies, economics and portuguese!!!

lily: oh great:))))

lily: why did u choose them?

marlene: well i chose portuguese bc i have some relatives from brazil 

lily: im half brazilian!!!!

lily: my mum is brazilian

lily: and my dad is british

marlene: omg!!

marlene: im ENTIRELY from puerto rico!

marlene: well, i live here, but i used to live there when i was little

lily: omg hahaha, i also lived in brazil for a bit

marlene: then i chose economics bc i like it

lily: me too

marlene: and media studies bc i want 2 be a journalist

lily: OMGGG

lily: ME TOO

lily: ?????

lily: girl i cant believe it

marlene: OMG YEAH

marlene: what kind of journalist do u want 2 be? 

marlene: i want 2 be a sports journalist

lily: art journalist 

lily: like it is my dream job

marlene: OMGGG

marlene: lily i have to go but it was great talking 2 you!!

lily: ty! same <3

lily: see ya tomorrow

3:14 PM

[Lily Evans and Mary Macdonald]

lily: hi mary, im lily

lily: marlene gave me your number

mary: hi lily!!

mary: i actually wanted 2 talk to you because the fifth is marlene’s bday, and bc shes celebrating w her family i am organizing a surprise party on friday the tenth 

mary: do u want to come?

lily: of course!

lily: that would be great

lily: do u want me 2 bring something?

mary: thank u for asking!

mary: i dont think it will be necessary!!

mary: can u tell remus and dorcas too? 

lily: oh yeah, i will

lily: again ty sm for inviting us!!

mary: its nothing!!

mary: and remember: dont tell marlene

lily: hahahah i won’t;)

3:20 PM 

[art bitches that aren’t simping 4 each other]

lily: remus

lily: dorcas

lily: do u have plans on friday 10th?

dorcas: no

remus: me neither

remus: why

lily: NOW YOU HAVE PLANS

lily: mary macdonald just invited the three of us to a surprise party 4 marlene 

lily: her birthday is on sunday, so mary’s preparing a party !!!!!!!

dorcas: YASSSSS

dorcas: love the idea omg

dorcas: and not 2 simp or anything but marlene mckinnon🥵🥵

remus: LMFAOOOOOOOO

remus: u whore cas

remus: i’m in!!!!!

remus: i’m actually excited even tho i’m not the party type

remus: THIS party sounds cool

lily: yeahhh ik 

dorcas: yayyyy

dorcas: see you 2mrw guys

remus: see ya cas

lily: bye:)

3:26 PM

[Mary Macdonald and Sirius Black]

mary: hi sirius

mary: this is mary

mary: from class

mary: how r u?

sirius: hi!!

sirius: im good!

sirius: ty 4 writing!

mary: its nothing!

mary: um

mary: i wanted to ask you if u wanted 2 come 2 a surprise party im throwing for marlene

mary: its on friday 10

mary: her bday is on sunday 5 so i wanted to celebrate it

sirius: oh! tysm 4 inviting me

sirius: ill be there

mary: great!

mary: tell peter and james too!!

sirius: perfect! i will

sirius: see u tmrw mary

mary: see ya<3

5:36 PM

[hot latin americans;)]

blondiepuertorican: hi 

blondiepuertorican: we have a new striker in the football team!

blondiepuertorican: james potter

blondiepuertorican: that mf plays

blondiepuertorican: SO good

brunettemexican: thats good 2 hear!

brunettemexican: u’ll win all the games!

blondiepuertorican: yeah thats good

blondiepuertorican: and james is very nice 😁

brunettemexican: what happens

blondiepuertorican: what

brunettemexican: when u say that someone is nice and then put THAT emoji ik smth is up

blondiepuertorican: well

blondiepuertorican: like james is so nice but seems like too nice??

blondiepuertorican: idk but i get a weird vibe from him

blondiepuertorican: like hes the type of people that seems nice but then is homophobic

brunettemexican: girl-

brunettemexican: that dude is not straight

blondiepuertorican: he was in FOOTBALL tryouts

blondiepuertorican: that screams straight 2 me

brunettemexican: PETER PETTIGREW IS IN THE TEAM

brunettemexican: and hes bi!

blondiepuertorican: hes the exception

blondiepuertorican: well 

blondiepuertorican: and the girls obviously 

brunettemexican: im telling you

brunettemexican: even if he WAS straight 

brunettemexican: james is adorable

blondiepuertorican: yeah ig

blondiepuertorican: idk

blondiepuertorican: ig im going 2 get 2 know him better

blondiepuertorican: but like 

blondiepuertorican: i dont want 2 be disappointed

blondiepuertorican: bc thats exactly what happened w my family

blondiepuertorican: they seemed very liberal and all

blondiepuertorican: but when i told them i was a lesbian, they stopped being so liberal

blondiepuertorican: and basically forgetting about it all the time or not acknowledging it 

blondiepuertorican: or fucking denying it and treating it like it was a phase

blondiepuertorican: idk

blondiepuertorican: im sorry for writing so much

brunettemexican: MARLS

brunettemexican: dont be sorry

brunettemexican: uk u can tell me everything u want

brunettemexican: i really dont think james is homophobic??

brunettemexican: i recommend u talk 2 him and ask him

blondiepuertorican: yeah i think ill do that

blondiepuertorican: tmrw in class

blondiepuertorican: ty 4 listening 2 me mars

blondiepuertorican: ur the best friend i could have

brunettemexican: awww marls ily

blondiepuertorican: see u tmrw

brunettemexican: see ya💖

16:40 PM

[cool animal nicknames]

prongsthedeer: guess whos hogwarts’ new striker!!!!

padfootthedog: oh jamessss congrats!!!!👏

wormtailtherat: congratulations!!!

prongsthedeer: yeeeeeees !!!!!

prongsthedeer: now i have trainings on tuesdays and thursdays and matches each saturday!!!!

padfootthedog: im so proud jamieeee

padfootthedog: i will go to see you and pete

wormtailtherat: :D

padfootthedog: and marlene too!!!

padfootthedog: talking about marlene

padfootthedog: its her birthday on monday and mary is organising a party for her next week on friday!!!

padfootthedog: she invited us

wormtailtherat: thats so cool!!!

prongsthedeer: YES

prongsthedeer: PARTY TIME PARTY TIME

prongsthedeer: I HAVENT BEEN 2 A PARTY SINCE WE WERE EXPELLED

prongsthedeer: SO EXCITED

prongsthedeer: well on the other hand

prongsthedeer: i think marlene doesnt like me

padfootthedog: dude???

padfootthedog: why

prongsthedeer: she wasnt being kinda dry 

prongsthedeer: she didnt laugh at my jokes

padfootthedog: prongs 

padfootthedog: maybe they werent funny

prongsthedeer: PADFOOT

prongsthedeer: DONT BETRAY ME LIKE THAT 

prongsthedeer: OFC THEY WERE FUNNY

padfootthedog: well, then idk

padfootthedog: maybe talk 2 her tmrw

prongsthedeer: yeah ig ill do that

prongsthedeer: well, my mum is arriving 

prongsthedeer: see ya tomorrow wormy

prongsthedeer: see u in a bit pads

wormtailtherat: bye james:)

padfootthedog: see ya

Chapter Text

Thursday, September 2nd

8:05 AM

[Mary Macdonald and Sirius Black]

mary: hi sirius

mary: remember today we have PE

mary: in the first period 

mary: so bring ur sports uniform

sirius: yeah im making my bag

sirius: ty 4 reaching out tho

sirius: but like 

sirius: i hate PE sm

sirius: like i hope its not difficult bccccc

sirius: im gonna kill myself

mary: lmao me too

mary: i am like THE worst at sports

mary: THE worst

mary: on the other hand marlene?????

mary: shes like this sports genius 

mary: not only w like football

mary: any sport

mary: she can memorize the rules to any sport and she is always the best at them

mary: and when u ask her shes always like wtf its super easy

mary: and im like?????

mary: i dont even know how to fucking hold a racket???

sirius: me and james r the same

sirius: like james is this perfect player, always wins etc

sirius: and im like: 🧍♂️

mary: HAHAHHAHAHAH

mary: wait a min

[ mary changed the groupchat’s name from Mary Macdonald and Sirius Black to People who hate PE ]

mary: more fitting

sirius: for sure

sirius: well mary i have 2 go 

sirius: see you in class

mary: bye sirius:)

8:09 AM

[queer book club]

henrywales: lily 

henrywales: today my father is carrying us!!!

noraholleran: YEEEAHHHH

noraholleran: cool

noraholleran: im here

henrywales: ok

henrywales: we’ll be there in 5

noraholleran: perf

noraholleran: remus

noraholleran: TODAY WE HAVE PE😩😩😩

henrywales: oh god

henrywales: i almost forgot 

henrywales: like i have my sports bag but

henrywales: OH MY GOD

henrywales: why tf do we have 2 have PE

henrywales: like ever

henrywales: we should have the option to not have it😩😩😩😩

noraholleran: ik 

noraholleran: like 

noraholleran: why do we have to mooooveeeee

henrywales: LMAO

henrywales: yeah

henrywales: like that subject is so annoying

henrywales: idfk how to move 

henrywales: im always like 🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️

henrywales: and madame hooch is like: MR LUUUUUPIN!!! YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR LEGS OR THEY’LL GET RUSTYYYYYY

henrywales: and im like ?????? 

henrywales: leave me alone 

noraholleran: pfffffft

noraholleran: mood 

noraholleran: madame hooch tells me like MISS EVANS!!! IF U JUMP A BIT MORE MAYBE U WOULD CATCH THE BALL

noraholleran: and i am like: I AM A SHORT PERSON LEAVE ME ALONE😭

henrywales: I CANT HAHHAH

henrywales: we are the best tall-short duo

noraholleran: so true

henrywales: lils we are here

noraholleran: ok

10:31 AM

[hot latin americans;)]

blondiepuertorican: mary

blondiepuertorican: where are u

brunettemexican: in the cafeteria w james and sirius 

brunettemexican: wby

blondiepuertorican: im in the locker room

blondiepuertorican: w lily

blondiepuertorican: i just had PE

blondiepuertorican: and ummmmm

blondiepuertorican: i almost hit a guy

brunettemexican: oh

brunettemexican: oh my god marlene

brunettemexican: why????

brunettemexican: who??

blondiepuertorican: well. we were running and that stuff like warming up

blondiepuertorican: and then madame hooch said like today we are playing football, im going to choose 2 captains, and she chose me and dora

blondiepuertorican: and this guy, severus snape (he’s a new student) said with a fucking straight face: i didn’t know in this school we were feminists, maybe you shouldve chosen guys to be captains because those two surely have no idea 

blondiepuertorican: and i was like: ???????

blondiepuertorican: i said: shut the fuck up you fucking sexist

blondiepuertorican: and then he started being like: OH I SEE, now we have here some snowflakes, surely u would never get a guy like that

blondiepuertorican: and i was like: good, bc im a lesbian and even if i wasnt i wouldnt want a guy like u to come near me

blondiepuertorican: and then the guy goes: OOHHH SHES PART OF THE ALPHABET MAFIA
blondiepuertorican: and then i almost hit him

brunettemexican: oh my god????

brunettemexican: what an asshole tffff

brunettemexican: and what happened then

blondiepuertorican: well

blondiepuertorican: madame hooch stopped me from hitting him and told me that in hogwarts we dont hit people or smth. and then he told snape: mr snape, if u cant tolerate that this school supports LGBTQ individuals and women, maybe you shouldnt be in this school

blondiepuertorican: and i was like SLAYYYYY

blondiepuertorican: that woman

brunettemexican: hoochhhhhh 

brunettemexican: i support heerrr

blondiepuertorican: so well

blondiepuertorican: lily has talked 2 me and has apologized????

blondiepuertorican: and i was like: why??? lily this isnt your fault

blondiepuertorican: and she was like

blondiepuertorican: severus has always been her friend

blondiepuertorican: but she didnt know hes become such an asshole

brunettemexican: oh my god?

brunettemexican: i love lily

blondiepuertorican: yeah ik????

blondiepuertorican: remus has arrived rn

blondiepuertorican: hes saying to lily: lils im sorry but i hate ur friend

blondiepuertorican: and lily is like, ik i think ill talk 2 him.

brunettemexican: good

brunettemexican: omg 

brunettemexican: i just told this situation to james and sirius and they told me they know snape

brunettemexican: that he was from their old school

brunettemexican: THEY WERE EXPELLED BC OF HIM???

brunettemexican: OMG WTF

blondiepuertorican: god

blondiepuertorican: ill talk 2 u now

brunettemexican: ok

brunettemexican: come w lily and remus

blondiepuertorican: ofc

1:35 PM

[queer book club]

noraholleran: remus

noraholleran: hi

noraholleran: im in music

henrywales: ik

henrywales: im in photography

henrywales: lily is there smth wrong bc i really really dont want 2 get caught

henrywales: like im making an exception just 4 u

noraholleran: yeah ik ill be fast

noraholleran: well u see

noraholleran: im in class w dorcas, sirius black and james potter

henrywales: oh thats cool!!

henrywales: i think james and sirius are nice !!

henrywales: dont ya?

henrywales: like we met them yesterday but idk they are cool ig

noraholleran: yeah i think

noraholleran: but rn im sit next 2 james potter and he’s kinda creepy

henrywales: wdym

henrywales: creepy?

noraholleran: well like

noraholleran: hes trying 2 make jokes all the time and hes been called out like 5 times by mr smith (the teacher)

noraholleran: and hes sweating 

noraholleran: im not going to judge anybody for their body issues but its literally 10ºC outside

henrywales: omfg

henrywales: lmao

noraholleran: remus???

noraholleran: wtf

noraholleran: whats so funny

henrywales: i think he fancies u

noraholleran: how

henrywales: fancying u??

henrywales: not that difficult

noraholleran: remus

noraholleran: hate u

henrywales: try being nice 2 him

henrywales: maybe then he stops being creepy

noraholleran: ok ig

2:03 PM

noraholleran: u genius 

henrywales: it wasnt that big of an advice?????

henrywales: like it was really easy

noraholleran: he’s a swiftie remus

noraholleran: A swiftie

noraholleran: omg i love that

henrywales: that or him??🤔

noraholleran: THAT

noraholleran: well 

noraholleran: yeah i NOW think hes a really nice guy

noraholleran: and NOW i have people 2 discuss miss swift with

noraholleran: not u

noraholleran: u have bad taste

henrywales: i like taylor swift!!

henrywales: just not like u

noraholleran: see, for me thats the same

noraholleran: just “liking” ts= bad taste

henrywales: dont attack me like that

henrywales: damn, its 2:05PM

noraholleran: dont come and quote taylor swift 2 me

noraholleran: and changing the lyrics?

noraholleran: the disrespect

henrywales: hahahahhaha

noraholleran: see u now in science

4:09 PM

[Lily Evans and Severus Snape]

lily: hi sev, i wanted to talk to you about what has happened this morning

lily: i don’t know if you know this, but i am bisexual

lily: and a woman

lily: and the conflict that has taken place this morning has made me very uncomfortable, because i am your friend, and i really hope those aren't really your views.

lily: it has hurt me 

lily: and other people too

severus: Hi Lily.

severus: I am really sorry that what I said this morning has hurt you.

severus: It was something I said because I am very tired of being underestimated by teachers.

severus: And that Mckinnon girl has been very rude, in my point of view.

severus: I think she is very problematic.

severus: Be aware that I don’t see you that way.

severus: I know you are not like her.

severus: I won’t say something like that again.

lily: severus, even though is nice 2 hear that u are not going 2 say that stuff again, i dont think u should be talking shit about marlene

lily: i think shes funny and nice

lily: and what she has said today was in response to what you've said

severus: Ok Lily, I’ll be aware of your needs.

severus: Goodbye.

lily: bye ig

4:15 PM

[queer book club]

noraholleran: ive talked to severus

noraholleran:

noraholleran: 

noraholleran: 

noraholleran: what do u think

henrywales: well

henrywales: lils im sorry hes ur friend but hes an asshole

henrywales: i dont know what else to tell you 

noraholleran: i know how it seems

noraholleran: but idk 

noraholleran: i think i should give him a second chance, just because hes always been my friend

noraholleran: i feel like i owe it to little me

noraholleran: idk 

henrywales: i understand

henrywales: but dont get too committed lily

henrywales: u shouldn’t get hurt by that guy 

henrywales: try not 2 think abt him now

henrywales: tomorrow will be a new day 

noraholleran: yeah ur right

noraholleran: ty ily

henrywales: ily too

6:47 PM

[ Marlene Mckinnon created New Groupchat ]

[ Marlene Mckinnon changed the groupchat’s name to Hogwarts’ Football Team ]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Pandora Ollivander to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Peter Pettigrew to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added James Potter to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Fabian Prewett to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Gideon Prewett to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Kingsley Shacklebolt to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Amos Diggory to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Dirk Creswell to the groupchat]

[ Marlene Mckinnon added Lucinda Talkalot to the groupchat]

marlene: hi guys

marlene: this is the groupchat where we can talk abt the trainments and that stuff

marlene: and like the days we have matches

marlene: when madame hooch tells me ill tell you

marlene: but for now, we have our first match on saturday against this french based school called beauxbatons

marlene: tmrw ill update w the time of the match and that

pandora: cool cool cool

peter: yay!!!!

james: ty marlene:DDD!!!

fabian: great marls!!!

gideon: marlene can our sister come to see the match?

marlene: yes, gid, she can. anybody can come to see the match.

lucinda: i think my family will come

james: mine too!

amos: my friends will come 2 see us

kingsley: my family cant come:(

dirk: marlene, i wont be able to play this saturday bc i have a family trip, sorry:(((

marlene: ok dirk, but try 2 clear ur schedule for the rest of saturdays!!!

dirk: yeah ill do

6:50 PM

[Marlene Mckinnon and James Potter]

marlene: hi james!

marlene: i wanted to talk to you

james: oh hi marlene!

james: i actually wanted to talk to you too hahah

james: coincidence ig

marlene: yeah haha

marlene: well, i wanted to tell u im sorry if i have been kinda distant from you 

marlene: its just i am very distant normally bc i want 2 make sure people arent homophobic or that they arent going to hurt me

marlene: and ive seen that u’re not homophobic ig hahah

james: oh

james: i wanted to ask u if i had said something wrong hahah

james: um yeah, i'm obviously not homophobic

james: im pan

james: so yeah

james: im sorry u feel like u have to be so distant sometimes

james: if u need anything know that im here marlene:)

marlene: ty james!

marlene: that means a lot to me 

marlene: see ya tomorrow<3

james: see u marlene💙

7:67 PM

[ James Potter created New Groupchat ]

[ James Potter changed the groupchat’s name to Jake, return the scarf ]

[ James Potter added Lily Evans to the groupchat]

[ James Potter added Sirius Black to the groupchat]

james: HELLO SWIFTIES

james: YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

sirius: oh my-

sirius: lmaoooo

lily: omg 

lily: i love the name of the groupchat

james: ik guuuyyyssss

james: lily, now sirius and i have a new person to comment our obsession with

lily: lmaooo

lily: me too

lily: remus “just likes” taylor so he wont talk abt theories w me!!!!!😭😭

lily: but nowwwwww

lily: ok lets change our names

lily: based on our fave taylor lyrics or smth

james: okaaaay

sirius: yeahh i already know mine

[ sirius changed their name to happyfreeconfusedandlonely ]

happyfreeconfusedandlonely: waiting for red taylor’s version!!!🤞

lily: oh my god i loveee it

lily: lets see

[ lily changed their name to imamess ]

imamess: from dwoht!!!!!

happyfreeconfusedandlonely: yaaaassss

[ james changed their name to headfirstfearless ]

imamess: YEEEEEEESSS

imamess: AS YOU SHOULD

happyfreeconfusedandlonely: HAHAHHAHAH yay james

happyfreeconfusedandlonely: JAMIE (taylor’s version)

headfirstfearless: so true

Friday, September 3rd

9:17 AM

[Mary Macdonald and Lily Evans]

lily: mary

lily: ik professor binns will not catch up bc its like hes dead but

lily: are u seeing what im seeing??

mary: sirius and remus flirting?

mary: yeah

mary: they are not very subtle 😭

lily: ok i thought i was the only one that was seeing it omfg

lily: ummm soo

lily: yeah ig thats all hahhah

mary: yeah lmao

mary: but can we talk abt how boring professor binns is?

mary: like i literally want to be a historian

mary: but he makes me not want to do it

lily: LMAO MARY MOOD

lily: he is so monotone?

lily: like his voice does not change AT ALL

mary: yeah ahahahhah

9:18 AM

[Dorcas Meadowes and Marlene Mckinnon]

dorcas: marlene

dorcas: this is dorcas

marlene: dorcas

marlene: hi

marlene: hahahha

marlene: see u received my note

dorcas: yeah

dorcas: i'm literally sit at ur side

dorcas: so yeah

marlene: yeah hahaha

marlene: um

marlene: what do u think abt moody

dorcas: hes fine as a teacher ig hahahah

dorcas: i like geography

marlene: me too!!

marlene: very much

dorcas: um marlene, if u want we can see each other later

marlene: yeah of course!! at the break

dorcas: yeah! ofc

marlene: <3

11:08 AM

[hot latin americans;)]

blondiepuertorican: the hottie dorcas meadowes is coming 2 see tmrw’s match

brunettemexican: u simp

5:55 PM

[Sirius Black and Remus Lupin]

sirius: here sirius!!!

sirius: this is my number haha

remus: hi sirius!

remus: how r u

sirius: good!

sirius: i wanted to ask u if u wanted to come to tmrw’s match

sirius: james, marlene and peter play

sirius: and i think dorcas and mary are coming

remus: oh yeah! ill be there

remus: can lily come too?

sirius: yes ofc!!!

remus: great!

remus: at what time is it?

sirius: its at 11 AM!

remus: ok great!

remus: ill be there

remus: see you tomorrow

sirius: bye remus<3