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Techno had been peacefully laying in a spot of sun he had found on the carpet when his youngest human burst through the front door.
Usually, he would think nothing of it. The kit is known for being chaotic and loud (this is also his preferred way of entering the house) but what made Techno instantly run from his warm carpet was the smell of blood and another cat on his kit.
Techno bolted to the kitchen and jumped on the counter by the sink, where his kit was washing blood off of his hand.
“What happened? Why are you injured?” Techno asked trying to get a closer look but jumping back when water got on his paws.
“Techno now is really not the time to be bugging me. Can’t you see I’ve been mugged.” At that, the hackles on the back of Techno’s neck rose.
Someone mugged his human? His human kit no less!
“Ok I know you don’t like water but you don’t have to freak out!” His kit turned off the water and grabbed some paper towels. He tried pressing them into the injury before hissing in pain and taking them off.
“Who did this,” Techno demanded.
“Do you know if cat bites can kill you?” His kit crouched down to be eye level with him, “Because you’re one so you should know right?”
“It won’t kill you but you should try to heal it before it gets infected.” Techno instructed.
Tommy squinted at him. “Hmmm, I’m gonna take that as a yes.”
Standing to his full height Tommy took a deep breath before shouting, “PHILLL! I’M DYING!” And running in the direction of Phil’s office.
Techno jumped down from the counter and quickly took off after him.
He got there in time to see Phil, his oldest human, giving Tommy an unimpressed look.
“Tommy you know where the first aid kit is. You almost gave me a heart attack!” Tommy had a pout on his face as he got lectured.
“But Phiillll! Dream bit me! Don’t animal bites kill people?” Tommy continued complaining but Techno wasn’t listening.
Dream did this.
The other two didn’t hear the cat door open and close.
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“Wilbur you’ll never guess what happened!” Tommy shouts jumping on the unsuspecting tennager who was relaxing on the couch.
“Oof!” The air involuntarily is shoved out of Wilbur as Tommy lands on him. “What do you want you gremlin?” Wilbur asks pushing Tommy off of him. Wilbur sits up and rubs his side while Tommy sits crisscross on the floor (where Wilbur had pushed him to) and looks up at Wilbur in excitement.
“Dream came up to me and gave me a mouse!” Tommy’s grinning from ear to ear while Wilbur looks mildly disturbed.
“You mean Tubbo’s cat?”
Tommy nods his head in affirmation.
“Why the hell did he give you a mouse?”
“I don’t know!” Tommy then gets a mischievous glint in his eyes, “You wanna see it?”
“What do you-“ Wilbur’s cut off by a dead mouse being thrown at him.
“WHAT THE FUCK!!” Wilbur scrambles off the couch as Tommy manically laughs.
Techno, who had watched the whole affair from a distance, nodded in approval.
Seems Dream did want to keep his eye.
“What is going on? IS THAT A MOUSE!” Phil walks into the living room to Wilbur hiding behind the couch and Tommy aiming the mouse at his head.
Distracted by Phil’s entrance Wilbur doesn’t see the attack until it’s to late.
“Oh hey Dad-“ Wilbur is once again cut off my the mouse but this time because it lands in his mouth.
“OH MY GOD!” Phil tries to rush over before he’s tripped by a pillow that was thrown off of the couch. He unceremoniously lands on the couch with a thump.
“DO I HAVE RABIES NOW?!” Wilbur shrieks after he spits the mouse out.
Techno goes back to his sunny spot and lays down with his humans shrieks in the background.
“AM I GOING TO DIE??”
“YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE PUSSY!”
“YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE FROM A CAT BITE YESTERDAY!”
“THAT’S DIFFERENT!”
Reassured his humans were ok Techno closes his eyes and falls asleep.
Everything is as it should be.