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"Captain, I'm sorry to interrupt you and Mr. Spock-"
"What do you mean?"
"..."
"Spock is not in my quarters!"
"I thought I had interrupted you and Spock during an intimate moment-"
"What made you think that? You have no proof for that allegation, Lieutenant Uhura."
"Of course not. If you would just go back to your room and turn off the comm to the bridge, that will be all."
"OF course... thank you.
“Ashayam, what's-”
“Not another word.”
“... please don’t tell me that when I pressed you into the desk earlier, you hit the comm button, Jim…”
“I won’t then.”