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"No, no, Schuldig."
"What?" Schuldig said. "I'm doing this right."
"You are not," Nagi snapped. "You're a ham-fisted idiot, and you're going to get us killed."
"Fine," Schuldig said, his mouth thinning with annoyance. "You do it." He turned away, muttering about bastard kids.
Nagi finished the touches on the bomb and the two of them strolled out of the bank, innocent and deadly.
"All this for one man?" Nagi said, sitting on a windowsill opposite. "Wasteful and stupid."
"Takatori-san to a T," Schuldig grinned. His eyes widened slightly. "Hey, the perfect audience, Fujimiya's kids are here. Do it."
Nagi pressed the button.