Chapter 1: Elrond's Not-So-Hospitable Day
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Author: Aislynn Crowdaughter
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: none
Warnings: Complete silliness.
Summary: "I was there, Gandalf! I was there on the day the famous hospitality of Lord Elrond of Rivendell failed! I was there three full weeks ago!"
Author's note: This was originally inspired by the HASA "Death To Fanon!" Challenge, which suggested to write something including a canon character acting 'OOC' aka differently than we know them from fanon; for example Elrond being not so hospitable, for once. However, since a) the challenge is long closed and b) the requirements were "No humor fic", it does not exactly qualify. Still, I hope you enjoy! -- Aislynn
Chapter 2: Yuletide, Orcish Style
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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First of the Yuletide Series. How would Yuletide have been celebrated in Middle Earth?
Part I: Yuletide, Orcish Style!
Author: Aislynn Crowdaughter
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: PG (13+)
Warnings Very black humor. Non-Canon.
Summary: How the Orcs wanted to try out a new human custom...
Author's note:
"Ten little Elflings..." - Orcish song, apparently fashioned after the popular mannish tune: "Ten green bottles sitting on the wall."
Chapter 3: Yuletide In Mirkwood
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
Notes:
This cartoon originally was a Yuletide gift to my dear friend and beta Randy, who graciously encouraged me to share it. Thank you!
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Second one in the Yuletide Series. How would the people of Middle Earth have celebrated Yuletide?
Author: Aislynn Crowdaughter
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: none
Warnings: Complete silliness. Non-canon.
Summary: A Yuletide gift from the Golden Wood...
Author's note: This cartoon originally was a Yuletide gift to my dear friend and beta Randy, who graciously encouraged me to share it. Thank you!
Chapter 4: Thoroughly Lost (X-Over, POTC)
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Thoroughly Lost
by Aislynn Crowdaughter
Note: POTC X-Over
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: general
Warnings: Spoilers! (POTC-AWE)
Summary: Even the Captain of the Flying Dutchman had to learn how to navigate...
Author's note: the Swan Ship in this cartoon was copied from one of Ted Nasmith's illustrations to the Illustrated Silmarillion (J.R.R. Tolkien and Ted Nasmith, HarperCollinsPublishers, London 1992, 1998, P. 265). Apologies if X-Overs are not allowed on this site; in this case, I shall take this cartoon down! -- Aislynn
Chapter 5: Thwarted Revenge
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Author: Aislynn Crowdaughter
Genre: Humor
Rated: General
Warnings: none
Summary: For some of king Oropher's courtiers, the early years of his realm were a really hard time... 
This cartoon was inspired by Jael's very funny story Elflings, and was originally posted as a begetting day gift to my dear friend and beta Randy, who hopefully won't begrudge me sharing it here. :) -- Thank You!
Chapter 6: Aftermath, or Best Laid Plans
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Author: Aislynn Crowdaughter
Genre: Humor
Rated: PG-13
Warnings: implied slash (L/G)
Summary: In the aftermath of his journey to Harad, Legolas and Gimli soon made it a habit to meet quite frequently...
However, not every meeting went entirely the way they hoped it would.
This cartoon was inspired by Jael's wonderful and very intriguing story Strange Stars, especially the epilogue. Go and read! It is great! However, I do hope the cartoon works even without knowing that story. This cartoon, too, was originally posted as a begetting day gift to my dear friend and beta Randy, who hopefully won't begrudge me sharing it here. :) -- Thank You!
Chapter 7: Wrong Turn (X-Over, Babylon 5)
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Wrong Turn
by Aislynn Crowdaughter
Fandom: X-Over (LOTR/ Babylon 5)
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: general
Warnings: Thorough silliness...
Summary: The other day, at Dunharrow, the Grey Company finally arrived...
... well, almost.
Disclaimer: "Spacecenter Babylon 5" and the Grey Council are the creation of J. M. Straczynski. Lord of the Rings and the Grey Company are the creation of J. R. R. Tolkien and the property of the Tolkien Estate. I just borrow both here for the enjoyment of my readers, and - as I hope - under the terms of Fair Use. No copyright infringement intended. Hope you'll enjoy!
Chapter 8: Not A Bard!
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Not A Bard!
by Aislynn Crowdaughter
Fandom: LOTR
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: general
Warnings: Thorough silliness...
Summary: As an Efling, Legolas had his own ideas about his destiny...
...and they did not exactly include becoming a bard.
This cartoon about Legolas' childhood plans for his own purpose in life (which did not necessarily match the plans of his Adar) was originally a begetting-day gift for my dear reviever, part-time-beta and friend Randy_o.
It was inspired by Jael's great story arc about Thranduil, especially by her stories When Trees Are Bare and To Wrap An Elven Princeling; in the first story, Thranduil decides that his son shall be a healer or a bard, not a warrior. Er, yes, exactly...
Go read them, they are great! :)
Chapter 9: The Last Time!
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
Chapter 10: The True Origins of Santa Clause!
Summary:
Cartoons of Middle Earth and the rest of Arda.
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Yuletide in Middle Earth, Part III:
The True Origins of Santa Clause!
Author: Aislynn
Genre: Humor. Cartoon.
Rated: none
Warnings: Complete silliness. Serious non-canon.
Oh, and this might take a while to load. It's big. Sorry!
Now revealed: the true origins of the legend of Santa Clause...
...and his helping Elf!
Happy Yuletide to everyone! Enjoy!
SwanFloatieKnight on Chapter 10 Tue 02 Jan 2024 12:23AM UTC
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