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ShinRa HR Report: Incident 9856
It has been noted that the Turks are testing new recruits by forcing them to run up the stairs in HQ being chased by Guard Dog.
We have kindly asked them to stop doing this as it also disrupts the rest of ShinRa and has caused a number of accidents.
Tony from Billing personally complained to Tseng, he was found days later in a cleaning cupboard with a shoe in his mouth.
After a few strongly worded emails the Turks have since started to invite new recruits in at night. We are investigating why...