Chapter 1: Gilbert
Chapter Text
akihoe - akito
akito’s cat - Toya (idk why I chose this name but Toya seems like a cat person)
Auntie an - An
hampter - Kohane
Mizucookie - Mizuki
goofy goober - Ena
pudding deez nuts
Auntie an:guys help I fucking lost kohane’s hamster😁😁😁
akihoe:Damm but did I ask
Auntie an:boy stfu
Akito’s cat:Oh no :((
Auntie an:I LEFT MY ROOM FOR ONE SECOND AND IT FUCKIBG DIPPED
Auntie an:STOPP ITS FUCKING DEAD SILET AND I HEAR SOMETHING IN THE WALL
Mizucookie:boy what the hell boy🐿
akihoe:set the whole house on fire at this point 😋‼️‼️
Auntie an:STOPP BC IM SO SCARED WHAT IF ITS A FUCKING MOUSE
Auntie an:IF I DIE TWLL KOHANE I LOVE HER AND MIZUKI CARRY OUT MY WILL
Mizucookie:with pleasure
Akito’s cat:what if it’s kohanes hamster I’ve heard people’s hamsters get stuck in the wall
Mizucookie:time to get the sledge hammer🥺🤞
akihoe:nah Bc kohane is gonna be pissed after she finds out u lost her hamster
Auntie an:THERES NOTHING LIKE A HAMMER SO IM GONNA HAVE TO USE THIS FUCKING TROPHY SO HERE IT COMES GILBERT
Mizucookie:DONT HURT GILBERT🙁🙁
akihoe:who in the ever loving fuck calls their hamster Gilbert🤔🤔‼️‼️
Auntie an:Gilbert has now been rescued
Akito’s cat: yay :DD
akihoe:oh my god yay Gilbert is safe !!
Auntie an:NOT U SWITCHING UP BC OF TOYA🙁‼️‼️
akihoe:AN YOU LITERALLY DO THE SAME SHIT WITH KOHANE YOU CANT SPEAK
Auntie an: THATS BC KOHANE IS COOL AND SHES MY WIFE AND SHES THE BEST AND SOLOS UR FAVES
akihoe:NO TOYA IS SO COOL HES MY WIFE TOO BITCH MY WIFE IS BETTER THAN UR WIFE
Mizucookie: guys stop this is childish
Mizucookie: Bc we all know Ena is better like cmon😋‼️‼️
akihoe:I KNOW DAMM WELL U DID NOT SAY ENA SHE SHEDS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR😁😁
Akito’s cat: akito that’s really rude u should apologize to an and ena :((
akihoe: I’m so sorry I have greatly made a huge offense on my wife’s behalf. I wish to move on and live a normal life and change my ways for the greater good.
Auntie an:HAH LOSER
hampter: an you should apologize to Akito too yknow:((
Auntie an: My sincere apologies everyone I have made a offense that I will choose time to reflect and also change my ways. I humbly apologize once again for the hurtful things I’ve said. All I ask for you to find it in your heart you will give me another chance and not let this affect us in any way.
Akito’s cat: (*´꒳`*)
hampter:(●´ω｀●)
Goofy goober: what the fuck are you guys talking about
Goofy goober: who ever gave me this name I will come for your neck
akihoe: *points at mizuki*
Mizucookie: this is why u got no bitches bro🙁
akihoe:idk what u talking abt I have Toya😲‼️
akihoe: it’s giving You 👄 have 🎁😑 been 😎🏼 warned There 👌💾 is nowhere ❓ to run 🥇😱 You 🦃 will 💫🌸🧚🏻 pay 💰 the price 🔖 I 👌 will 🍡👏 take 👊 your 🚹 life 👤
Auntie an: SNSBSJSJJS
akihoe: SHE JUST FUCKING HIT ME WITH HER SQUISH MALLOW SHIT
Akito’s cat:are you okay?? :(( do I need to get a ice pack for you :((
akihoe:nah I’m doing fine my love :)) <33
Akito’s cat: oh okay :)) <33
Auntie an: eww stop flirting
akihoe:shut up an
Auntie an: no u
goofy goober: shut up akito
akihoe:don’t u and mizuki have to go burn dinner or something
akihoe:also speaking of burning it smells like smoke
goofy goober: FUVK MY PIZZA ROLLS
Chapter 2: The fucking circus
Summary:
Hey y’all sorry for not having a consistent schedule but I will try to update every Wednesday Bc Im v busy especially during this month but I hope you enjoy reading!!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Auntie an - An
beloved - Touya
Bob ross - Tsukasa
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Pudding deez nutz
Auntie an: it’s been too quiet something’s up
akihoe: geez an maybe ITS BECAUSE WE ARE IN FUCKING SCHOOL😍‼️‼️
Auntie an:shut your ugly ass up🙁‼️‼️
Mizucookie:DUDE I WAS IN MUSIC CLASS AND A FUCKING RAT CAME OUT IN FROM THE WALL AND WAS STARING AT US
Auntie an:WHAT THE FUCK
akihoe:I know Damm well I did not read what I think I read😁😁
Mizucookie:THEN IT STARTED COMING TO OUR DIRECTION AND I WAS ALREADY TO ACEND INTO HEAVEN
Mizucookie:THEN IT WENT BACK INTO THE HOLE AND I SWEAR I FELT ITS DEATH GLARE I AM TRAUMATIZED
akihoe:SOMEONE COME GET REMY🙁🙁
Auntie an:NOT REMY 💀
beloved:Akito pay attention to class!!
(=^ェ^=)
akihoe:ofc bbg sorry losers I’m gonna go with my wife
Auntie an:BOOO
Bob ross:TGERE WAS A RAT😨⁉️
Mizucookie:Yeah and it’s gonna go in your bed tonight🥺‼️
Bob ross:HGXBFSVHHDNAKK
Auntie an:tsukasa just fucking died
Bob ross:hello it’s Rui or Einstein as you may call me
Auntie an:oh no the circus is here
Bob ross:yassjsnnxjdjjxkxnhhhhhhh
Mizucookie:Rip bozo Rui got Tsukasa’s phone taken away🙁‼️‼️
Auntie an:Rest in piss Tsukasa😔😔
Auntie an:yo why is the teacher comin this way🤨🤨
Auntie an:FUCK WAIT NOOKNNMKDNDNJDN
Mizucookie:AN NOOOO DONT LEAVE ME
Mizucookie:Rip an she will be missed😔😔
Notes:
Hope you guys enjoyed I’m sorry this was short but I’ll see you next Wednesday !! ^^
Chapter 3: Mickey Mouse🗣
Summary:
Akito get bullied💔😢🥀🖤⛓ (by an, ena and mizuki)
Notes:
I hope you enjoy this train wreck of chapter I try to make these chapters long as I can before I run out of stuff to use and yes I did post a day early were I am (PST)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
akihoe- Akito
Auntie an - An
beloved: Toya
Big brain - Rui
Bob ross - Tsukasa
Goofy goober - ena
Mizucookie - Mizuki
b
CW:mentions of blood(buts it’s only mentioned for a few seconds)
Pudding Deez nuts
Mizucookie:NAH I HAVE TO GIVE IN BLOOD ON SATURDAY 😨⁉️
akihoe:donating to your local vampires ig😍😋
Auntie an:WTF DID I MISS DO U HAVE BLOOD TRANSPLANT
Mizucookie:NAH IM GETTING TESTED FOR ANIEMA 🙁🙁
Auntie an:Damm I hope you don’t have it
Mizucookie:yea I rlly hope I don’t have it but there’s a high possibility I might have it
akihoe:ENA JUST PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Mizucookie:DAMM I WISH I WAS THERE TO WITNESS IT 😔😔
Auntie an:KNSNJHSBJS
akihoe:SHUT UP AN
Auntie an:didnt ask+ ratio + you have Mickey Mouse followers
Mizucookie:HELP MICKEY MOUSE
Goofy goober:she has a point💪💪
akihoe:this is homophobic🙁🙁
Auntie an: L + ratio + you have Mickey Mouse subscribers
akihoe:I’m this close from Mickey Mouse blocking you😁😁
Auntie an: ur mom + ratio + Mickey Mouse reply
*akihoe has blocked User Auntie an*
Auntie an:unblock me + ratio+ Mickey Mouse threat
Goofy goober:dw I’ll ss and send it to him
Akihoe: no
Auntie an:@beloved get ur ass in here and tell akito to unblock me + ur bf has Mickey Mouse songs
beloved: please unblock an :))
*akihoe has unblocked User Auntie an*
akihoe:anything for toya🛐🛐
beloved: (*´︶`*)
Auntie an:ew stop flirting + Mickey Mouse ew
Goofy goober:FR all this man does is talk abt Toya all day like get a hobby bro😍
akihoe:that is my hobby😲😲
akihoe:also u shed everywhere on the carpet😍‼️
Goofy goober: shut up u cried over rice being orange and not white
Mizucookie:STOPP SKJDJSSJS
Auntie an:HE WAS CRYING BECAUSE U GUYS WERE GONNA EAT HIS GINGER FAMILY😔😔
beloved:IM SORRY AKITO BUT HJSJJSKSKS
akihoe:now my wife is against me☹️☹️
Bob ross: HELP HJDSKSJSKSKSDSJS
Mizucookie:TSUKASA DIDNT U CRY BC RUI MADE U FELL FOR A DEEZ NUTS JOKE
Auntie an:DAMM
akihoe:JSJJSKBBJAJ
big brain:Very proud of myself for that
Bob ross:Rui come outside I just wanna talk😁😁
big brain:no I actually don’t want to be beaten to a pulp😍
Bob ross:I’ll guess I’ll go from the window🥰
Notes:
See you next Wednesday for a new chapter ^^
Chapter 4: Slay😍‼️
Summary:
Ali hibiscus tea here SRRY for last week I’m also pretty busy this week but I’m still trying
Srry this is short bc not that many ideas came to mind in this chapter but I hope you enjoy ^^
Notes:
HELP I CANT STOP SAYING SLAY SLAY BENNSNNSNS ALSO EMU DEBUT
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
akihoe - Akito
Auntie an - An
beloved - Toya
Big brain - Rui
Bob ross - Tsukasa
Goofy goober - Ena
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Pink Barney - Emu
Pudding deez nutz
Auntie an:another day another slay😍🍷‼️
Mizucookie:slay what you gotta slay honestslay I just want to see you slay slay😋🍷‼️
akihoe:shut the fuck up🥰
Auntie an:in your dreams🤩
Auntie an:poor akito he’s still coping with that big fat L
akihoe:SHUT UP BC I WILL BEAT UR ASS IN UNO
Auntie an:BRO U DEADASS FORGET EVERY TIME TO SAY UNO CHECK URSELF😋‼️
akihoe:NAH U CHECK URSELF IN THE MIRROR FIRST THEN SPEAK🙁‼️
Auntie an:SHUT UP WHORE ATLEAST PUMP IT UP KITTY CAT IS MY COMFORT SONG UNIRONICALLY😍‼️
Goofy goober:AKITO U FUCKING THOUGHT HOUSE HIPPOS WERE REAL UNTIL YESTERDAY
akihoe:SHUT UP BC HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Goofy goober:FUCKING HIPPOS CANT BE IN THE HOUSE???
Goofy goober:U ALSO THOUGHT TOUCHING THE COLOR RED WOULD MAKE U BLEED
akihoe:ena rn it doesn’t seem that you aren’t rolling with the lgbt🤨
Goofy goober:AKITO PLS IM LITERALLY LESBIAN
beloved: gay ptide🏳️🌈
Mizucookie:be who u are😋‼️
akihoe:oh rlly??Heyyy Be who you are for your pride dont hide (genuinely tho I’m happy for you)
Goofy goober:I LITERALLY HAVE MIZUKI OVER AND THEY’RE HOLDING MY HAND AND HUGGING ME CONSTANTLY
akihoe:ena pls im literally never home until it’s late or I’m with toya
Auntie an:NO WE WE’RE NOT GONNA SLIDE OVER THE FACT THAT AKITO THOUGHT HOUSE HIPPOS WERE REAL💀
Auntie an:THE WHOLE DAMM PURPOSE OF THE AD WAS FOR YOU NOT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING U SEE
Bob ross:HOUSE HIPPOS ARENT REAL😨😨
Mizucookie:RLLY DISAPPOINTING RN
akihoe:SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Goofy goober:yknow what bye I’m not losing any more brain cells Bc of this I’m done
Bob ross: RUI HOUSE HIPPOS ARENT REAL HAS MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE☹️☹️
Big brain:no they aren’t tsu tsu
Mizucookie:not very slay slay😔
beloved:House hippos ARENT real :(((
Auntie an:I can’t believe how many ppl think house hippos are real go sit in the corner and think abt ur actions🗣‼️
Pink barney:hey everyone^^ quick question can you put foil in the microwave:DD
Bob ross:EMU FUCKIBG RUN
akihoe:UR NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT FOIL IN TGERE ITS THE NUMBER ONE RULE😃😃
Pink barney:well lets just sayI dont have a microwave anymore(￣▽￣;)
Big brain:HSNGBDNS YOUR MICROWAVE FUCKING EXPLODED💀
Big brain:NENE JUST SWNT ME ANOTHER PIC AND NOTHINF BUT SOOT COVERING YOUR COUNTERS😨😨
Pink barney:(*'▽'*)
Bob ross:EMU FUCKING CALL SOMEONE TO CLEAN IT UP IT SOMETHING BNDNSBSN
Auntie an:GIRL I-
beloved:EMU???
Pink barney:IM GONNA BDJXBSNHSB MY PARENTS ARE HOME
akihoe:rest in piss emu😔😔‼️
Big brain:she was so young🙁
Auntie an: she will be missed😔‼️
Notes:
See you next Wednesday for a new chapter (*'▽'*)
Chapter 5: Yass😋‼️‼️
Summary:
Akito gets bullied by An and Ena🥺‼️‼️
Notes:
Hi everyone I hope you enjoy this chapter and im thinking of changing my schedule to updating every Friday since I get out of school early on Fridays !! ^^
Im also very sorry this is very short im currently going through a writer’s block and im trying to get a chapter every week
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
akihoe - Akito
beloved - Toya
Big brain - Rui
Auntie an - An
Goofy goober - Ena
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Pudding deez nuts
akihoe:bro this math shit AINT adding up like how tf do you get -11🤨⁉️
Auntie an:its because your dumber than a 6th grader🥺🤞🤞
akihoe:GUYS SHES BULLYING ME☹️☹️
Auntie an:Ill do it again😋‼️‼️
Goofy goober:dw akito I gave her permission:))
akihoe:THATS WHY UR FAILING ELA🥺‼️
Goofy goober:THATS WHY YOU’RE FAILING MATH😱‼️
akihoe:SAY BYE TO YOUR PLUSHIE SUPPLIER THEN😍‼️
Goofy goober:FUCK U BITCH THATS WHY I ATE THE LAST PANCAKE🤗‼️
Auntie an:I love bullying akito😋😋
Goofy goober:who doesn’t 🥰
beloved:akito its time ^^
akihoe:bye losers im going with my wife😋‼️
Auntie an:BOOO
Mizucookie:thinking about that one time my cousin almost hit me with a mechanical bull😍‼️‼️
Auntie an:WHAT THE FUCK😁😁‼️
Goofy goober:I-
Mizucookie:ANYWAYS RUI IS STUCK IN THE MCDONALD SLIDE😋‼️
Big brain:THIS IS VERY UNSLAY😔😔
Goofy goobers:I CANT LEAVE U MFS FOR 15 MINUTES
Big brain:ALL I WANTED WAS TO GO DOWN THE FUCKING SLIDE😔‼️
Auntie an:BRO GET SOME FUCKING COOKING OIL OR SUM
Mizucookie:TSUKASA WENT TO GET SOME BUT HES TAKING FOREVER 🙁🙁
Auntie an:damn rest in piss ig😔
Auntie an:dw always remember u🙁‼️
Notes:
See you next Friday and take care!! (*^▽^*)
Chapter 6: Ass ass bitch
Summary:
An and Akito hate eachother 😻‼️ Also N25 group chat crumbs and yes mizuki named mafuyu’s username. And yes ruikasa were on a date
Notes:
HELLO im back I’m sorry I haven’t been posting
I was running out of ideas and I’m graduating next week so 😃
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
akihoe - Akito
Auntie an - An
beloved: Toya
Big brain - Rui
Bob Ross - Tsukasa
hamster - Kohane
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Other gc names
Enan:Ena
Mizuyass - Mizuki
FUYU🎤⁉️ - Mafuyu
Pudding deez nuts
Mizucookie:this class is so ass im falling asleep in this bitch😋‼️
akihoe:WHO TF IS PLAYING SUBWAY SURFERS RN
Auntie an:YOU FUCKING BITCH I WAS GONNA BEAT MY HIGH SCORE
akihoe:YOU LITERALLY CANT TALK U PLAY SUBWAY SURFERS IN 2022
Auntie an:THATS WHY UR ASS GOT CAUGHT USING UR PHONE IN CLASS😍‼️
Bob ross:BOTH U MFS SHUT THE FUCK UP RN
Bob ross:OR ELSE ILL EMU’S DOG TO CHASE YOU BOTH
akihoe:NVM I ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE 😻‼️
Auntie an:imagine being scared shitless by a chihuahua 😋
akihoe:you’re literally afraid of Casper🥺🤞
Big brain:MFS IM TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING DATE HERE UNLIKE UR BITCHLESS ASSES
Big brain:TAKE UR HEAD OUT UR ASS AND GET SOME BITCHES‼️
akihoe:I DO GET BITCHES
Auntie an:MF WHO⁉️
akihoe:TOYA DUMBASS
Auntie an:YA AND ITS THE ONLY ONE U PULLED😋‼️
akihoe:OKAY AND U ONLY HAVE KOHANE TOO SO U CANT BE TALKING🤗‼️
Big Brain:THEN TAKE THEM ON DATES INSTEAD RUINING MINES NDGEHEHENAN
akihoe:TOYA LETS GO ON A DATE RN
Auntie an:KOHANE LETS ALSO GO ON A DATE I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS GINGER🙁
beloved:okay?? I’m at the library
hamster:school isn’t even done yet??
Auntie an:DOESNT MATTER LETS GO
akihoe:TOYA DONT MOVE ILL BE RIGHT THERE
-
Mental illness innit🗣
Enan:my stupid ginger brother just tripped on a book funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Mizuyass:can confirm ena is laughing like a hyena😍‼️
Mizuyass:HELP ENA IS CHASING ME AROUND THE LIBRARY HDJKDKXKXJ
FUYU🎤⁉️:well you did make fun of her laugh so 🫤
Mizuyass:MAFUYU IM ABOUT TO DIE AND U STILL TEXT LIKE A FACEBOOK MOM🙁‼️
Mizuyass:FUCK SHE FOUND ME TELL AKITO HE’S A LITTLE SHIT AND HE IS FOREVER BITCHLESSBJDJJDJDNDFFFF
FUYU🎤⁉️:WHO IS AKITO⁉️⁉️
FUYU🎤⁉️:AMIA PLEASE
Notes:
I hope you enjoyed (*'▽'*)I’ll try posing again next week but not on a Friday since im graduating on that day
Take care!!
Chapter 7: *blinks aggressively*
Summary:
Akitoya being little shits😋‼️ Aka them roleplaying as a joke then it backfiring and there’s a cat
Notes:
I graduated YASS😻 then I have to go to summer school☹️☹️ Very sad
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
toya lvvr - Akito
beloved - Toya
Auntie an - An
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Goofy goober - Ena
Big brain - Rui
Bob ross - Tsukasa
Saki K - Saki
Boo you whore
*akihoe changed their name to toya lvvr*
toya lvvr:new era🥶😈
Auntie an:rip akihoe you’ll be missed😔😔
Goofy goober:AKITO YOU WHORE GET UR ASS BACK HERE U BITCH
Goofy goober:THIS WHORE FUCKING WOKE ME UP WITH ARIANA GRANDE BASS BOOSTED
toya lvvr:I was just in a silly goofy mood😋
beloved:SHUT TF UP I HAVE A FUCKING CAT SLEEPING IN MY LAP
toya lvvr:TOYERS WHEN DID U HAVE A CAT⁉️
beloved:EVER SINCE LAST NIGHT NOW SHHH
toya lvvr:OKAY THANKS 4 CLARIFICATION *aggressively makes out you*
beloved:*blushes* *kisses you back*
Bob ross:😨😨
Bob ross:WHAT THE FUCK😁😁
Big brain:WHY ARE YALL ROLEPLAYING IN GC😨⁉️
Auntie an:TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE DMS😟
toya lvvr:No👿*growls* *turns into wolf form*
beloved:*meows x100000* *turns into cat vampire*
Goofy goober:YALL SEEING THIS😀
toya lvvr:JSJSJJEJEJSSB
beloved:FUCK I CANT KENNSMDNDNJSJDJS
beloved:NOO THE CAT IS AWAKE
Auntie an: I HOPE UR CAT SCRATCHES YOU WHEN YOU TRY PICKING IT UP😻‼️
Mizucookie:NAH BC WHAT TF WAS THAT😨
Big brain:NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN TOYA DO THAT?!??
Bob ross:KEEPING THIS AS BLACKMAIL BC🙁🙁
beloved:TSUKASA PLEASE NO OH MY GOD PLEASE
beloved:PLEASE BROTHER ILL GET RID OF THAT ONE PIC OF U AND RUI
Mizucookie:AYOO WHAT PIC🤨⁉️
Bob ross:NONE OF UR BUSINESS BANBSJEBS
Big brain:it’s a picture of Tsukasa’s neck getting destroyed by me :P
Bob ross:RUI JSJBSBVDVEBSH
Big brain:help girl I have a tsukasa chasing me
Big brain:OH SHIT HES GOT ME SOMEONE TELL ROBONENE THAT IJDJNDJSJSJSJSGGGG
Mizucookie:RUI FUCKING DIED😔😔
Bob ross:ILL DELETE IT ILL DELETE IT
beloved:okay^^ mines is deleted
Auntie an:rip Rui and his clown lookin ass
Mizucookie:never forget☝️☝️
toya lvvr:lets ask Rui how he feels🎤⚰️
beloved:💀
Big brain:HE FUCKING THREW MY PHONE🙁🙁
Bob ross:BY ACCIDENT
*Bob ross added Saki K into Boo you whore*
beloved:SAKI (*⁰▿⁰*)
Saki K:TOYA
toya lvvr:that’s ur sister right
Saki K:that’s akito shinome right?
toya lvvr:yea
Saki K:why are you forever bitchless??
toya lvvr:MAN WHAT THE FUCK☹️
Auntie an:FUCK WJJSJSNSMS
Big brain:HELP WJJEJWKSKSJSJ
Saki:WHAT SOME PERSON NAME ASAHINA ASKED ME WHO IS AKITO AND WHY IS HE FOREVER BITCHLESS??
Saki K:SO I THOUGHT TOYA HAS A BF WHOS NAMED AKITO MAYBE HE KNOWS??
Mizucookie:STOPP BSJSBNE
Mizucookie:WHO SAID THAT🤔⁉️
toya lvvr:MIZUKI 👁👁
toya lvvr:IM COMING FOR YOUR NECK
Notes:
I hope you enjoy this was a pretty lengthy chapter see you next week, take care!
╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
Chapter 8
Summary:
Rewrite of chapter eight bc yeah😻‼️ And yes it’s short like mega short but I’ve had a rough day
Also thank you to whoever likes this poor attempt trying to be funny not serious fic
Notes:
MAN FUCK SUMMER SCHOOL I LITERALLY HAVE GOOD GRADES WHY DO I GOTTA GO 🙁🙁
Also Akito is so easy to project and make fun of😋‼️‼️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Auntie an - An
dorito - Akito
beloved - Toya
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Boo you whore
*mizucookie changed @toyalvvr name to dorito*
dorito:this class sucks ass I WANNA GO HOME ALREADY☹️☹️☹️
Auntie an:shut yo ginger looking ass🗣‼️
dorito:DONT EVEN TALK AN IM LITERALLY TALLER AND FASTER THAN UR ASS🤗‼️
Auntie an:NAH GIRLIE TOYA IS LITERALLY TALLER THAN U😋😋
dorito:WDYM IM LITERALLY TALLER‼️‼️
beloved:Akito I’m taller than you by 2 inches^^
dorito:Damm🧎
dorito:ALSO FUCK YOU MIZUKI DONT THINK I SEE UR ASS LURKING😁😁
Mizucookie:SHUT UR BITCH ASS UP AKITO EMO LOOKING ASS😻‼️
Auntie an:FR THIS MF I WOULD ALWAYS GO “if Toya doesn’t like me then my phone whole world will go dark😔”
Mizucookie:AKITO IS CRINGE PASS IT ON‼️‼️
dorito:SHUT UP UR LITERALLY DATING A BASEMENT DWELLER🥰‼️‼️
beloved:its okay Akito bc i love you:))
dorito:TOYA IVKGGICIHGKGHVGD
dorito:if Toya didn’t exist I wouldve stop being friends with all of y’all
Auntie an:CRINGE AND SAYS YALL PICK A STRUGGLE😟
dorito:AN U ARENT ANY BETTER U WOULD BE CALLING ME AT 5AM TALKING UR CRUSH ON KOHANE😍‼️‼️
dorito:”how do you spell gorgeous”
Auntie an:AKITO U DID THE SAME THING TOO I WILL EXPOSE UR ASS
Auntie an:U WERE TEXTING ME FOR AN HOUR HOW TO SPELL IT TO AND U SENT “gorjeus”😁😻‼️
Notes:
Be make sure to take care I’ll see you in the final chapter !!
Chapter 9: Yass‼️(The end)
Summary:
Final chapter!! Also random hc but Akito and Ena are Hispanic they told me‼️
Notes:
I appreciate your support on this fic very much I didn’t know how to end this so I thought lemme just end off like the rest of my chapters! My teacher calling me cringe actually happened smh🙁
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
beloved - Toya
Dorito - Akito
Big brain - Rui
Bob ross - Tsukasa
Mizucookie - Mizuki
Goofy goober - Ena
Auntie an - An
Boo you whore
Dorito:Hi guys it’s me from Alvin and the Chipmunks IFULIKEITYOUSHOULDPUTARINGONIT
Dorito:And you have no father figure😻 no friends😋 definitely no bitches🤗‼️
beloved:AKITO PLS🙁
Dorito:FUCK WAIT NO TOYA U WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS IT WAS FOR ENA KWKWJJS
Auntie an:society if Akito stopped talking:🏙🏙🏞🌅
beloved:ITS OK AKITO TSUKASA IS MY NEW DAD
Bob ross:omg I am hey son🤗‼️‼️
Goofy goober:FUCK U AKITO ALSO THAT MEANS U HAVE NO FATHER FIGURE TOO BITCH😁‼️‼️
Dorito:TECHNICALLY I DO BC TSUKASA AND RUI ARE MY IN-LAWS AND IM GETTING MARRIED BEFORE YOU😋🤗‼️‼️
Goofy goober:ALSO I STARTED DATING MIZUKI BEFORE YOU EVER STARTED DATING
Dorito:MY WEDDING INVITE IS GONNA BE ADRESSED TO BASMENT DWELLERS😻‼️
Goofy goober:OKAY AND ATLEAST IM STYLISH UNLIKE UR UGLY ASS🥰🥰
Auntie an:FRFR AKITO UR FITS ARE ATROCIOUS😍‼️
Big brain:NAH IM GETTING MARRIED TO TSUKASA FIRST😍‼️‼️
Dorito:you know what fair
Auntie an:fair
Dorito:I CANT BELIEVE I GOT CALLED CRINGE BY MY ENGLISH TEACHER☹️☹️
Auntie an:NANSJSNW HELP
Goofy goober:SEE EVEN UR TEACHER KNOWS HOW CRINGE U ARE U FUCKING GINGER
Mizucookie:SPREADING THE AKITO IS CRINGE PROPAGANDA🗣‼️‼️‼️
Big brain:IF HE DOESNT LIKE MY ROBOTS HES CRINGE‼️‼️
Dorito:MAN WTF DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS😔
Auntie an:by being yourself 😍‼️
Dorito:Damn🙁
Dorito:it’s okay bc I have Toya<33
beloved: yea I still love you even if ur cringe :DD
Dorito:I hate all of you for getting to toya
Dorito:love u toya:)) and I’m stuck with all of you so these next few years will be something
Notes:
THATS ALL FOLKS :)) make sure to stay hydrated, eat something if you haven’t, and take care(*'▽'*)
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