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Nothin' but Mammals

Summary:

When Technoblade speaks to Michael for the first time, he falls head over heels. Lucky for him, Michael is at the perfect age for him to be a mate for Techno, and is more than happy to follow their piglin instincts.

Notes:

been hyperfixated on my headcanons for piglin biology and romantic/sexual culture, so i decided to write a little something centered around Techno and Michael exploring it together! chapters will be added if i feel like it/if there's any interest!

hate is ignored as always!

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The day that Technoblade agreed to help Tubbo save his son was one of the absolute most important days that the piglin could recall. He thought back on it often, now, even though only a few months had passed since they'd pulled off their rescue. These days, Ranboo was still dead, Tubbo was still grieving, and to some it could seem that Michael would be lonely with his parents so preoccupied. But the boy had Eret and Techno, keeping him company for days at a time. The two godly beings had taken a liking to the young piglin, each in their own way.

Techno could appreciate the approach Eret had taken, stealing the child away for adventures for days at a time, always bringing Michael back with many exciting stories to tell anyone who would listen and many trinkets to mark the trip. He always tended to take a different route, though, bringing the boy to his home and taking care for him the best ways the man knew how. He'd cook traditional piglin dishes, read stories, and cuddle the boy through his fitful sleep.

Physical closeness came easily to Technoblade when it came to Michael, some sort of instinctual draw towards the other making it feel so natural. Techno knew well enough how things worked for piglins, how different it was for them compared to humans, and he could tell that Michael was beginning to reach sexual maturity when met the boy. It had taken so much not to jump the gun and take Michael for himself, but he knew better, wanting the boy to be cared for, and knowing that humans who were unaware of their customs would judge.

Now, though, Techno was the one caring for Michael. The young piglin was sat in his lap as he was reading, distracting the older of the two with occasional pokes to his face. It was easy, Michael usually had all of Technoblade's attention when the boy was around, and the man sat his book aside to wrap his arms around the other. Michael made a happy little squeal at the attention, leaning into Techno with a happy sigh and bumping his forehead against the taller mans.

This wasn't the first time the two had found themselves in such a situation, and Techno didn't know how much longer he could resist the call to properly mate and claim Michael as his own. His attraction to the boy was undeniable, Michael had already asked for "help" with "piglin problems" when showing himself to Techno. It was no wonder that he'd already fingered the boy to completion once, had almost properly fucked him the second time, but now the urge to sink his teeth into the untouched skin at the base of Michael's neck was stronger than ever.

Michael seemed to notice something off with Technoblade, cupping the others cheeks with his small hands and smiling. "What's wrong Techy? Are you okay?" He asked, pressing his snout against Techno's and making concerned snorting noises. It made the older of the two smile, nodding a little as he bumped his snout against the small boys. "I'm just fine Mikey, I was just thinking... Do you wanna learn more about what two piglins do when they really care about each other?" Techno asked gently, never wanting to put any pressure on the boy. He adored Michael with every fiber of his being, only wanting to show that in any way he knew how.

Techno's offer had Michael nodding eagerly, pressing as close as he could to the other in a hug. "Oh yes, please! I wanna show you how much I care!" He said excitedly, his eyes wide with excitement as he pulled back to look at Technoblade and smile. Michael's smile pulled a fond sigh from Techno as he looked at the boy, lifting a hand to pat his head gently. "Now, bud, don't get too far ahead of yourself. This is a really big deal, okay? You've gotta let me explain." The mans voice was gentle as he spoke, and Michael nodded with a serious look on his face. "Okay, Techy, I'm listening, I promise! Teach me!"

The excitement from the younger piglin was encouraging to Techno, and he took a breath before beginning to explain. "Michael, today I'm going to teach you about mating. It's something that happens naturally for piglins, and it's a very special thing, okay?" The man made sure to make eye contact as he explained, going slowly so he wouldn't confuse the boy. "You can only do it with one other piglin, and then you're supposed to stay with them forever. You're only supposed to it when you want to make sure you can stay with someone for the rest of both of your lives. When two piglins are mates it makes it easier for them to have babies, too."

Michael seemed thoughtful, humming and looking down for a moment once the other stopped talking. After a few seconds he looked back up with a serious look on his face, lifting his hands and setting them on Technoblade's shoulders before speaking. "Techy- Techno- Technoblade," He stumbled over the name, blushing brightly as he looked into the mans eyes. "I already get really sad when you go," There was a pout forming on his face as he continued to speak, "And you're the only other piggy I know! I wanna be with you forever, don't want you to leave me!" He threw his arms around Techno then, clinging onto him tightly. "Be my mate, please Techy, don't leave me!"

Technoblade was stunned at the response from Michael, his cock twitching to life at the thought of really being able to properly be with the boy, and the shifting in his lap only spurring it on. Michael took notice quickly, having already started to become acquainted with Techno's body, and giggled a little. He nuzzled into the man's neck, unknowingly nosing gently at the spot that was so aching for his attention. Techno gave a low groan, gripping onto Michael's hips and leaning back a little to look at the boy. "I'm not gonna leave Mikey, no matter what... But, are you sure? You won't be able to go far from me for more than a couple days, ever..." Techno was hesitant, knowing how bad the repercussions could prove to be.

But... "I love you Techy! You're my favorite person, I wanna stay with you forever!" Michael's voice was firm, and he nodded hard to punctuate his statement. "I wanna be mates! Make me your mate, please?"

The older of the two couldn't resist anymore, standing and picking Michael up with him. "Okay. Okay, Mikey, I want to." Technoblade held the boy close and carried him into the bedroom, nuzzling the side of his head the whole time. "I want to be your mate too, Michael, so intensely... I love you so much.." He murmured, laying the boy back on the bed and looking down at him with a smile. Thoughts were swirling in his head, how to explain to others, to Michael's parents, but those were thoughts and problems for another moment. He needed to concentrate on the boy under him now, on making this mating bond as comfortable and fun for the other as he knew it could be.

He'd seen this done before he was separated from his clan, couples that looked nearly identical to he and Michael in many ways, but Techno still felt a level of nerves, having never done it properly himself. The lights were dimmed before he moved over the other, pressing a firm kiss to his lips and moving a hand to grip at his hip possessively. Michael responded to the touches eagerly, kissing back and letting his hands grip at Techno's shoulders to keep himself stable through the kiss. The young piglin gave a soft moan as Technoblade pushed his sweater up and broke the kiss, shifting down to press soft kisses to his stomach.

"My Michael... You're so beautiful..." Techno hummed, his voice quiet and full of affection. He slowly removed Michael's clothes, pressing soft kisses to every inch of bared skin. Soon enough the boy was naked in front of him and Technoblade had to just take a moment to look. It truly was amazing, Michael's body was appealing to the man in every way, and he could feel his body heating up in the familiar way it always did when he looked at the younger like this.

Techno started to remove his own clothes, and Michael shifted to sit up on his knees to help the other with a giggle. He was so excited, his hands shaking with how much as he tossed the mans clothes aside. It was clear the boy was eager, equally if not more than Techno, and he reached for the others cock as soon as it was freed. Tiny hands wrapping around his cock had Technoblade letting his head fall back, rocking his hips into Michaels's hands with a moan. "Oh, Mikey, such a good boy..." He lifted a hand, petting the side of Michael's face as he watched the young piglin work.

Michael was eager, but still sort of unpracticed, so it didn't take long for Technoblade to get involved, helping guide Michaels hands along his shaft for a few moments. "You're perfect, Michael..." His voice was soft, but he started to push the other onto his back. "We both have to feel really good for this, okay Mikey? Tell me if anything doesn't feel good." Techno insisted, gently pushing the boys legs apart to finally see his goal.

And the younger of the piglins was certainly excited, his pussy leaking and swollen clit twitching at just what they'd already done. Techno couldn't wait to get inside of Michael and breed him, but he knew he wanted to really treat the boy before getting there. So, he slid down between the others legs, spread his pussy gently with his fingers, and dove in. He lapped eagerly at Michael's clit for a few moments before dipping his head just a touch and sliding his long tongue inside of him. Michael's hands flew down to hold onto Technoblade's hair, the sensation making his arch his back as he squealed out.

Techno was happy to just worship his soon-to-be-mates pussy, making Michael shiver and buck on his tongue. The tugging on his hair was getting harder, so he looked up to a desperate look on the boys face. "Techy, Techy, gimme more, I'm ready, more!" Michael looked desperate, spreading his little legs as wide as they could go for Technoblade. "Need you, need my mate."

The way Michael was speaking was working, a low growl in Techno's throat as he shifted to bear his weight down onto Michael. "Alright Mikey.. I'm gonna go inside you, then we're gonna do the bonding, okay?" He started slowly, lining his cock up with Michael's pussy. The size difference would shock many, but Techno'd seen plenty of smaller piglins mating with ones his size, and he knew Michael would be able to handle it.

Slowly, so slowly, he starts to push in, holding Michaels hips in place so the boy doesn't get overeager and hurt himself. Michael only responds well, perfect as always, gripping at the bed and letting his eyes flutter shut as he's slowly filled. "Techyyyy, love you..." He giggles out, his hands flexing their hold on the sheets as he relaxes. "Feels so good, you fit so good..."

Technoblade shifted them once he was halfway inside, leaning back on the bed and holding Michael in his lap. He rubs the boys back, slowly sinking deeper inside him until, somehow he bottoms out inside. Both of them hold still for a few moments, breathing deeply as they take in the feeling of being this close.

Michael is the one to break the moment of silence, grabbing onto Techno's shoulders and rocking his hips a little. "O-okay Techy, what do we do next? Mate me..." His voice is barely a quiet whine, and it's more than obvious he's as desperate as Technoblade is to confirm their bond. The man nods, his own voice shaky when he finally speaks. "Now..Now we have to bite each other, right here Mikey..." Techno presses two fingers above the boys collarbone, the simple touch making the younger gasp out. "Hard enough to bleed, both of us. Your tusks should be strong... I promise it won't hurt the way you think it will, Michael..."

A confused look formed on Michael's face at that, but he nods anyway. Techno gives a shaky smile, leaning down and bearing his neck to the boy. Michael was driven by something deep within him, following his instincts fully as he leaned in and sunk his teeth into Technoblade's flesh. The feeling made Techno's hips buck up into Michael, making the other bite down harder, his teeth finally piercing Techno's skin.

Michael's head flooded with a warm fog when he tasted the sweet metallic tang of Technoblade's blood on his tongue, and he clung onto the man for a few moments before releasing the hold he had with his teeth. There was blood dripping from the wound, but Techno gave Michael an encouraging smile as he nodded, petting the smaller piglin gently. "Now...Now I have to bite you, Mikey. A-are you sure?" Techno had to ask, had to give Michael one more chance to back out, run away. But the boy ground his hips down, shivered, and nodded in response, his eyes fluttering shut as he tilted his head to make sure Technoblade had easy access to the spot he'd been shown.

This was the moment, and Techno could feel blood rushing in his ears as he leaned down to press a kiss to Michael's exposed neck. The boy whined softly, his hands clinging onto the older piglins shoulders as he waited for the bite. "P-please, Techy, I n-need you to..." he whimpered, shaking and pressing into Technoblade in every way that he could.

Techno couldn't hold back anymore, finally sinking his teeth into Michael's skin and claiming him as his mate. The feelings that rushed through both of their bodies were incredible, the instinct to breed taking them both over the moment Technoblade tasted the boys blood. The older of the two grunted when he broke the grip his jaw held on Michael's neck, grabbing onto his hips hard and thrusting up into the other.

Michael threw his head back, his fingers digging into the skin of Techno's shoulders as he cried out, the pleasure overwhelming him. His eyes went crossed, not that Techno would even notice, his goals focused in on pounding into the boy with everything he had, getting as deep as he could go. He quickly realized the best way to do that was to get Michael on his back, and so he shifted the two of them so he was pinning the boy down on the bed, pushing the others legs back as he worked his hips. He could see the way Michael's small stomach bulged with his cock so well like this, everything so easily on display.

Both of them were anything but silent, even if words weren't possible for either of them at the moment. Technoblade's grunts and groans were met by eager squeals and moans from Michael, the smaller piglin gripping onto the sheets with a blissful look on his face as Techno pounded into him relentlessly. Both of their wounds were lightly leaking blood, barely even enough to stain Techno's pillowcases. Neither of them even noticed, too lost in the feeling of their mating bond for anything to break them from the trance they'd both fallen into.

It wasn't long before one of Michael's hands was finding its way between his legs, desperately rubbing at his clit as Technoblade fucked into him. The sight of his mate touching himself in that way only drove Techno on, his hips pounding in harder and faster as both of them began to near climax. Techno pushed Michael into the bed hard, kissing him deeply as the older of the two lost it, pushing deep into the other and filling the boy with his cum.

Michael followed soon after, the feeling of Techno pulsing inside of him and pumping his womb full pushing him over the edge. His eyes were wide as he came, his mouth hanging open as the stimulation overtook him for a few moments, his vision whiting out from the pleasure.

Techno was gentle as ever then, turning the two of them so Michael could rest on top of him. He was still inside, the two of them held together by the sticky ejaculate that was filling Michael's womb. Both of them needed to catch their breath, and rest, their mating session taking much of the energy either of them had earlier. It didn't take long at all for Michael to doze off, his head resting on Techno's chest as the older piglin watched him.

He knew he needed to sleep too, and that he couldn't leave Michael. There were other thoughts, of his mates parents, of friends who may judge them, but they were all dulled by the experience he'd shared with Michael. So instead, Techno let his head rest against his pillows and his eyes slide shut, concentrating on the warmth of the boy on top of him as he drifted off to sleep.

It would be fine to worry when he woke up.