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Previously on Hungary and the Gang after travel back to Aztec times after Falling in love with the human representation of Aztec Hungary after the gang try to stop the Spanish Empire done colonizing Aztec and returning to their own time they then went on a two-week Cruise
are there singing through the night on the cruise ship the Aseans group
causing mischief and then doing more singing in Hawaii and then everything ended with a great song which brings us back to the present
It was a beautiful cool crisp at the un Center in cleveland ohio.
the girls were sitting around talking when there manager showed up
I got some great news will be heading up ice skating competition in Germany
(Hungary) Oh that's great
(Belgium) I'm excited as a as a sad middle-aged woman watching friends reruns at 4 in the morning why eating Häagen-Dazs while crying.
intro plays (Hun (Hun is excitement)
Ooh, Hun (Hun is adventure)
Ooh (glamour and glitter, fashion and fame)
Hun (Hun is truly outrageous, truly, truly, truly outrageous)
Whoa, Hun (Hun), the music's contagious (outrageous)
Hun is my name, no one else is the same
Hun is my name
But we're The Aseans group
Our songs are better
We are The Asean group, The Asean group
And we're gonna get her
Hun (Hun), the music's contagious (outrageous)
Hun is my name, no one else is the same
Hun is my name (Hun)
They then arrive in Germany the next day and then the Gang checked into the hotel
(Belgium) It's so nice being in Germany isn't it
(Hungary) yes but I've been here many times before
(Belgium) oh I know that but its different this time because the 6 of us are now a band together
(Hungary) it's only five of us because Ohio is our manager and is married to Lizzsey.
Oh I know that said Ohio. so how is everything going said Ohio.oh just fine.
so when do we play.
(Ohio) You Play tomorrow night at 8
at the I don't know how to pronounce the name
( Ohio them showed the event paper to Hungary the paper says Welt-Eislauf-Event im
Sportforum Hohenschönhausen
um 8 Uhr Montag )
(Belgium) So is there enough parking spaces for everyone I mean we're so popular I just don't know if 200 parking spaces are to cut it I mean I don't want people parking mile down the road. Just to see us
(Ohio) I don't know that's up to the event coordinators all I know is that you 5 are going to sing before World ice skating Champions show up
(Ohio) And for you (mitfl) no sluting it up and for you Ohio points at Seychelles
no yelling at people and for you Ohio points at Hungary no fighting people and hurting them. Until after the show.
Okay said the girls in unison
cut to the stadium where the event coordinators are setting everything up. where a man is sitting there looking utterly betrayed after after hearing in conversation he wasn't meant to hear I am done went to the the dining room the man that sat down on a chair
And then he starts to sing (cue song )
(yuuri) Deception
How long must I continue this?
Deception
This masquerade
Deception
My life seems like it's nothing but
Deception
A big charade
(victor) I never meant to lie to you
I swear it
I never meant to play those games
At times I wanna cry to you
Cause I can't bear it
But I fear our love will end in flames
(yuuri) Deception
(victor) I pray that you'll forgive all this
Deception
This masquerade
(yuuri) Deception
It's time to put an end to this
Deception
(victor) But I'm afraid
When the whole thing is at an end
And you learn that it's just pretend
You'll cry deception
(yuuri) Deception, deception, deception, deception, deception
(end song ) The man Which now has a Angry expression on his face.And slam his fist on the table angrily and then gets up and walked out of the room.unknown to anyone but the event organizers that was one of the world champion figure skaters yuuri Katsuki.Then he runs into one of the other wcis he then says how he know the other one was betrayed. I know how he used you. And like you have some kind of some messed up Stockholm Syndrome but that's all over now now you could be free from the other he Then hugged the other man Then started to cry on the other man shoulder another one said it's okay. and they walked away.
cut to the mall of Berlin where the gang is shopping.
(Ohio) wow is so many stores here (Ohio said in a low tone)
(Hungary) yeah I know it's so great isn't it
(Ohio) But I don't know any of stores here well except for Aldi H & M abercrombie & fitch swarovski which used to be a department store Zara Polo Hugo Boss Tommy hilfiger Armani Tesla lego because of the Danish Mac Which is a terrible name makeup store
esprit because we used to have it at the mall back in the 80s and 90s will not our mall guess which I think was at our mall but I'm not sure
and Zara home I don't know ifs connected to the clothing store because I don't think it is no I think it is I don't know it could be Foot Locker Claire's Sunglass Hut fossil Levi's Calvin Klein Adidas Nike biotech USA
(Hungary) are you going to name every store in the mall
(Ohio) no but I just like retail you know that so.why are we here anyway
(Hungary) because we need new clothing for the show
(Hungary) So where are we going to go first
(milf) how about Hugo Boss
(Seychelles) oh what about Hollister
(Ohio) how about wait a minute there's a store called Fast Forward what the hell is this mall its like every 80's and 90's Mall store somehow exist in this mall if I see a Circuit City next then I know Germany is just stealing all our stores
(lizzsey) fast forward I haven't been there in years I remember was at either Great Northern or South Park
(Ohio) I remember was at either Great Northern or South Park
(lizzsey) no I think we had one at our mall too
(Ohio) Midway might had one I don't remember it was years ago.(looking at a mall map) Saturn if this is (car dealership) I swear to fucked oh wait no it's like a Circuit City Best Buy with like a Sega Saturn logo ok that's neat
oh that is cool said three of the girls in unison
(Ohio) Oh okay what else is here McDonald's Pizza Hut kfc
(Hungary looked annoyed) how about we go to esprit
everyone said okay in unison
cue song (. Start to sings Her outfit is chosen with the greatest of care (whoa)
She does the same when she does her hair
Oh, she wears what she wears with pride (pride)
It reflects what she feels inside
She makes an impression
Wherever she goes
She makes an impression
It's more than her clothes
She makes an impression
You bet you won't forget
Whoa, whoa, whoa
(She makes an impression)
It's not the store or the designer's name
It's not the price
She won't play that game
But the moment the girl steps out (steps out)
You can tell what she's all about
She makes an impression
Wherever she goes
She makes an impression
It's more than her clothes
(She makes an impression)
You bet you won't forget
(She makes an impression)
She makes an impression
(She makes an impression)
She makes an impression
She makes an impression) one shopping Montage later
The girls step out in their new outfits
(Ohio) you all look beautiful
(lizzsey) oh thank you oh I love you
(Ohio) I know I love you too hun
oh why thank you the rest of the girls said in unison.
Hungary stepped out in a freely black dress with one side that went down to her knees shorter what's on the other side and as a black bow went up that side and with black high heels and beautiful gold triangle earrings. Belgium was wearing a 90s style cocktail dress in pink with matching high heel shoes.
The Other Woman was wearing a mint green dress with bow in the middle.
the milf Was wearing a black and white 80s suit what a black and white hat with black shoes and gold earrings.and Seychelles is wearing a black 90 style party dress.
(Ohio) well that was fun
cut back to the hotel room of one of wcis
(yuuri) I know you used me you tricked me I just think that I was in love with you when I wasn't
(victor) but I can explain
(yuuri) I don't want to ever hear from you again you are a terrible person you're a liar and a Deceiver you twist and manipulate people loving you you think you weren't going to be found out I want you out of here now
(victor) but wait
(yuuri) No we're over now how do you want to try to do this to me again I will have the police and the restraining order filed against you
. was then thrown out of the room
(victor) oh we'll see my love we'll see
Then made a phone call to a certain someone
(blank) hello
the person on the other line picked up
(victor)Yes it's me I need help with something
a devious smile then grew on . face
Hungary and the Gang will be right back after these messages
We'll be right back after this commercial break you're watching abc
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(male announcer)why should you stop at five or six stores when you can stop at one grocery store really(Female announcer)cuz after those long checkout lines and going to different stores trying out different coupons and looking for the cheapest lowest price for my family(male announcer) well you need to no more because at a&p convenience and low prices by just one shopping cart away like this Ham for a $1.95 a pound (Female announcer ) wow that is cheap (male announcer) and can corn for $0.45 a can and many more great saving prices at a&p and you don’t need to drive very far because there is ones located around the Greater Cleveland area (young male singer)a&p the Super Saver supermarket.
Is there anything else you need mrs. Simon no dear
okay see you next week mrs. Simon why thank you(man opens his phone call his girlfriend) it's me babe I said it's me babe what did you just call me a snide little snitch what no take me home or did you say that you were going to take me on a ski trip what I said hey babe oh I don't know what her to punch you I love you phone reception getting you down will switch to Verizon the brand new Motorola 375v with more talk and text minutes then any other phone company around. Verizon can you hear me now.
We now return to our regularly scheduled program you're watching ABC
we now return to Hungary and the Gang
And cut back to the gang having fun in Germany and then a montage of them having fun in Germany starts we then cut to later that night
at the hotel's cocktail lounge
Hungary was sitting there thinking about the Aztec she loved about 600 years ago though it was only for a week she's felt like she had loved them for hundreds of years at that point.in a trance as her mine wondered if the asean group was going to show up or the stingers ashy looked around our mind okay synonym only memories of the past she wondered how long this career as UN Diplomat to Hungary and singer would go on for she liked it being a singer was what made her the happiest she was in years.was then knocked out that trance. Belgium who offering her a drink (its was rum)
(Belgium) oh you're in your thinking state again
(Hungary) Was I I didn't notice
(Belgium) Well anyways I met this cute guy over there Anyways you should have a drink we're only partying like this a couple days before we fly back home back to are boring un jobs in Cleveland why don't you go find someone
(Hungary) No thanks I had someone and they've been dead for 600 years
(Belgium) Oh what about Austria it's only been about 30 years or Prussia that's been a few weeks ago
(Hungary) I know I can't get my love Together I'm in love with a dead man for God's sake I can't go back in time again that was a one-time thing
(Belgium) that was the thing that launched our music career the six of us all singing together and managing if this can last the we can be having more fun instead of being boring un diplomats you two have a love like my brother and Indonesia and that's great
trying to find the man that maybe Be dead or isn't
(Hungary) had
(Belgium) had or have doesn't matter what matters is the now and the fact that you do love someone that much you can find someone else that you love that much
Belgium got up and walked away and went back to partying and and drinking with the rest of the Gang
Hungary got up from the couch you know that someone was standing there in the corner near the bathroom the man had a devious looking expression on its face and it was holding something that looks like a phone she ignored it thinking that it was probably just rich yuppie or something she ordered a drink at the bar it was a Old Faithful she looked at the drink she then went to the dance floor and started to dance
cut to . standing near the bathroom the man said oh my sweetheart you will be mine forever and I can watch you forever and never have to get close to you at all
(the .Watch the . on the camera) . Then noticed . was talking to another person that other person looked like one of the Italian ice skater.
(victor) They look to be friendly too friendly if you ask me
cut the conversation between the two
(mich) look like I appear to be your bodyguard now I will protect you from
(yuuri) Appears that . possibly could have gone insane I don't know if I feel safe anymore I got to have to bring this to the end
(mich) And you're right it appears that I'm going to have to help you
(yuuri) No I don't want to get you involved in this This is between me and
(mich) But I'm your bodyguard
(yuuri)I know but I have to do this myself I'll do it after the competition.
Cut to the next morning at the hotel
Wow it's so excited one of the girls said
(Ohio) I know isn't it
well we have a lot of work to do before tonight's opening act
(Seychelles) So who's going to be filming this event
(Ohio) either nbc or abc
(Seychelles) oh right because nbc controls every sporting event with their contract
(Ohio) whoa there we're cutting close to the line of political commentary what that quote
And as the gang got ready for the event later tonight.Another set of people was preparing for their own event that night. After 7 hours of grooming and preparing the gang then arrived the stadium
(Belgium) Wow it's so big just like the mall
(Seychelles) its not that big I seen bigger
(Belgium) how could you see bigger your island nation
(Seychelles) I may be island nation but I live in Cleveland just like you do
(Ohio) Well she's right we do have big Stadium and malls
(Seychelles) And I thought they said everything was bigger in Texas
(Ohio) No everything's bigger in Ohio
(lizzsey) so where will you sitting hun
(Ohio) in front since I am the manager
(Ohio) no how could I I don't have a video camera hun
(Hungary) Well anyways we have to get are dressing rooms before the show starts
this Is NBC's live coverage are the World ice skating championship
hello there my name is Mark Dulce where live from Berlin Germany for the quarter finals of the inisc or the international ice skating championship it's sure to be a fun one with competitors from all over the world and I'm also here with Sally Parkins thank you Mark but before the competition start we'll get a live performance from Hungary and the gang now back to you mark thank you Shelly Perkins
(Hungary) this is it guys we go out and we perform for hundreds of people on live TV
(Seychelles) it's all so exciting
(Belgium) I'm scared
and now presenting Hungary and the Gang game
(Hungary) let's go get them guy
(Ohio) get them champ
Hungary starts to sing(cue music)( Mozart really knows the score
Beethoven had the beat
Old papa Bach made the harpsichord rock
And Peter Tchaikovsky made 'em move their feet
Now they're rockin' down through time
Rockin' down through time
They're still in our hearts
Still on the charts
Rockin' down through time
Gershwin was a man of note
Glenn Miller lead the band
Lennon stood tall, ahead of them all
Elvis deserves a hand
Now they're rockin' down through time
Rockin' down through time
Their time may be gone
But their music lives on
Rockin' down through time
Now they're rockin' down through time
Rockin' down through time
They're still in our hearts
And still on the charts
Rockin' down through time)The Crowd Goes Wild and as the gang smiles the next song starts up(Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Though we gotta keep on tryin'
Gotta keep hangin' on
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Though we can't give up fighting
Though hope seems gone
Long as there's a chance
We got to do our best
And, babe, if we have faith
I know we'll pass the test(and memories of the Aztec appears through Hungary mind as she danced)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
But I'll never stop lovin' you
With all my heart
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love's not easy (love's not easy)
Love)
After the show ended noticed one of the ice skater looks similar
she got off the stage and grab one of the competition books
she looked and saw it was it was world famous victor
she didn't know who he was
but she noticed he was going into the backroom
yuuri it's time to put an end to this
a gunshot noise was heard yuuri open his eyes before (he) could pull trigger
it mich was with a shotgun (mich)I saved you(yuuri)I love you(mich)I love you too
victor blood crystallized on the floor they walked out of the room the end
songs
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