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Chapter Text

Found Family GC

3:14 PM

Kirby:
Friends : Found
Phones : Given
Mission : Accomplished

Bandee:
omg kirby ur so cool and awesome

Kirby:
No u

Bandee:
😳

Dedede:
O_o

Kirby:
I'm gonna make a Gc with all the people I gave a phone to OwO

Dedede:
awesome

Kirby added Bandee, Dedede, Meta Knight
and 63 others to a group chat

3:38 PM

Marx:
OMG YAY

Marx changed the group name to
Dreamland more like Gayland

DarkMK:
....

DarkMK left

Kirby added DarkMK

Kirby:
U get in the gc you stay in the gc

DarkMK:
fuck you

Bandee:
Language

DarkMK:
Die

Dedede:
I'll kill you before you even think about Bandee getting hurt

Magolor:
well that sure is a fun way to start a conversation

Daroach:
I can spam memes let's fucking go

DarkMK:
Don't.

Elfilin:
I am terrified

Marx:
who the fuck are you

Dedede:
It's a furry

Elfilin:
i'm one of Kirby's friends o_o

Daroach:
FURRY???

Elfilin:
omg,,

Daroach:
NAHH CUZ
CUZ LIKEEEEE
I'M A MOUSE
FURRY

Elfilin:
OMG NO WAY

Daroach:
ONE OF US

Dedede:
ONE OF US

Elfilin:
LET'S GOOOOO

Magolor:
I'm a catboy do I count as a furry

Dedede:
YES
ONE OF US

Daroach:
ONE OF US

Elfilin:
ONE OF US!!!!!!!

Magolor:
Let's fucking go

Susie:
Ooooo Dreamland twitter GC
wait how many new friends does kirby have since the mage sisters

Kirby:
I didn't count one sec
Uhhh
5
But one is too brain damaged to hold a phone

Dedede:
And they're all furries

Susie:
omfg more furries i'm gonna d word

Daroach:
YASSSSSS LET'S GOOOOOO

Susie:
what do they think offff
Technology

Dedede:
they think that FUCK TECHNOLOGY

Susie:
care to explain why you are slandering me?

Bandee:
technology enslaved my family /srs

Marx:
wjat the fuck how

Elfilin:
And Here We Are hhahaahhhahhah help

Bandee:
I will cry

Elfilin:
I will too

Kirby:
I am getting a tiny bit tired of beating up elderich demons i will be very honest ⚆ᴗ⚆

Elfilin:
I'm sorryyyyyyy ꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ

Taranza:
omg new friend
Dw new guy various people here tried to destroy/take over dreamland and we're all friends now ::D

Magolor:
Friends, beaten up and traumatized*

Susie:
Fr

Marx:
susie ur litterally the one with the least psychological damage out of all the people who helped hurting popstar and ur still mechanisi'g planets to this day girl

Susie:
Dude. You don't even regret a single bad thing you've done

Marx:
bitch i have like 14 different mental llnesses i don't control shit in my brain lmao

Bandee:
where's Meta knight when u need him

Dedede:
sleeping for once in his goddamn life

Bandee:
oh nvm then let him sleep

Marx:
yo big D how do u even know where
MK is
Wait
Fuck

Magolor:
BIG WHAT ZBNZN

Dedede:
WAHT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Marx:
NONONO IT'S NOT WHAG I MEZNT-
WELL UR LIKE 8' TALL SO I GUESS

Taranza:
??!!?!?!!?!!!

Dedede:
WHAT THE FUCK

Marx:
SKSJZJEJEJFHFBD I MEAN
I'M JUST SAYIN THAT
PROPORTIONALLY SPEAKING

Magolor:
OMG SHUT UPPPP

Dedede:
.

Marx: I
'm sure if we ask Meta knight he'd know if the nickname is accurate

Meta Knight:
......

Marx:
oh no
I have made a grave mistake
Dont scroll up

Meta Knight:
I regret waking up

Elfilin:
in hindsight being unable to think wasn't that bad of a thing

Kirby:
Marx i will swallow a car and run you over

Marx:
yk what pop off king i deserve it

Bandee:
can i get run over too i do not wish to be in this world anymore

Kirby:
No
You get cuddles

Bandee:
okay well if I get cuddles i guess i can stay in this world

Kirby:
muah

Bandee:
muah

Marx:
dang I really popped off with the gc name didn't I

Magolor:
So true

Susie:
am I the only cishet here

Marx:
yea

Susie:
well damn

Magolor:
lmfao

Kirby:
Just realized I forgor something
Elfilin what's ur pronouns

Elfilin:
they/it/he :D

Kirby:
omg they/it/he bestie

Elfilin:
omg we have so much in common

Kirby:
btw u should put em in ur bio

Elfilin:
okey owo

Marx:
ofc you have blue fur and pronouns smh my head 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Magolor:
MARX LMFAO

Marx:
i'm a comedian

Magolor:
so true
I'm ur biggest fan

Marx:
omg 😳

Magolor:
ur so hot and cool and awesome
Do u need a cat i can meow

Daroach:
what the fuck did I just come back to

Susie:
homosexuality

Kirby:
hello Susie hey can u liek
Go help the inactive people and Teach them how to use their phones since ur the one who created them prety ples =))))

Susie:
Aight omw

Kirby:
thankies :D

6:24 PM

Marx: wait
@Green_Elfilin what exaclty did u do
cause like if i understood well u tried to destroy the world like 30% of us
but like ur 6 inches tall

Elfilin:
Um
Well
Block of words incoming
Bandee dont read this you'll cry

Marx:
O_o

Elfilin is typing...

6:48 PM

Elfilin:
so basically kirby and a lot of people got sucked into a vortex bringing them to the forgotten land and Idrk what happened or why it happened, but I *think* i did this? I have no memory of it tho, but like, i woke up in some plains and then i saw a bunch of waddle dees getting captured in cages and i tried to help but i almost got captured, and then I got saved by kirby who beat up my assailants. I stuck with him for a while and Bandee was also there. And we traveled together to save as much waddle dees as we could, but when we beat dedede (he was being mind controlled) he captured me in a cage and I got sent into a lab and put in some kind of bottle.
Story goes on, Luckily kirby comes to save me, but when he enters the lab, a weird voice starts telling a speech about a tour and "Subject ID-F86" and that subject was my other half, basically, if i fused with this, i would've become "The ultimate lifeform" and try to destroy everything
And yeah something happened and I fused with my other half and it tried to kill kirby while I was basically unconscious, and then we split again and it tried to make pop star and the forgotten land collide, but kirby ran over my other half with a truck and i was sorta saved but then the thing was still alive and we had to help a lion dude retrieve his soul and then we did, but then a butterfly went and ate my other half and it became morpho knight but Kirby and Bandee killed it so all was good again, except kirby we't into an arena and he was met with Chaos elfilis and i honestly don't know what that was but when Kirby beat it i was able to fuse with my other half again and control it, So now I can switch between tiny mouse mode or tall God Of Destruction mode whenever I want, and that's the story of how kirby saved two worlds at the same time! :D

Marx:
Holy fucking shit
Can u send a pic of ur god of destruction mode it sound cool

Elfilin:
O_o
Yea i guess
[Picture of Fecto Elfilis]
Here

Marx:
.
Oh no he's hot

Elfilin:
WAT

Marx:
NAH CAUSE DUDE DID U SEE URSELF
YOU LOOK SO FUCKIGN COOL IF U TRIED TO KILL ME I'D LET U LMAOOOO
/j /j unless

Elfilin:
dot dot dot

Magolor:
am i getting cheated on

Marx:
since when are we dating

Magolor:
right now

Marx:
holy shit really? Let's fuckin go

Magolor:
come to the lor that way we can officiate our relationship by kissing and building a house together in minecraft

Marx:
i'm flying faster than a fucking peregrine falcon rn

Elfilin:
wh
Did i just accidentally matchmake
people

Taranza:
wtf marx and magolor are dating now?????

Elfilin:
I THINK???????

Susie:
OH SHIT OH FUCK WE'RE SO DEAD BAHAHAHA

Taranza:
FR THESE TWO ARE DANGEROUS WE GOTTA BE 7 TIMES AS CAREFUL AS BEFORE NEXT THING U KNOW YOUR HOUSE WILL BLOW UP

Susie:
NOOOOO

Elfilin:
oh god what have i done

Dedede:
hell

Chapter Text

12:04 AM

Dreamland more like Gayland

Daroach:

does anyone have a list of the furries that have a phone

Kirby:

I do

Daroach:

gimme

Kirby:

what are you offering in exchange

Daroach:

cake, ice cream and tomatoes now gimme the list of their @s

Kirby:

okey okey deal

so we got @/King3D, @/Aqua_Chinchilla, @/What_You_Egg__, @/Spider_Man_Za, @/HAMPTER, @/KineFshh_, @/CooTheOwl_, @/Claw_Roline, @/MondoGorilla, And @/LeonGrrr ,from what I can remember

Having too many friends is hard you forget what species is who

Daroach:

I didn't think we were that many holy shit

thx kirbs

Kirby:

np but u better not forget the deal

Daroach added Dedede, Elfilin, Magolor, Taranza and 6 others to a group chat

Daroach changed the group name to Furry Squad

12:16 AM

Daroach:

welcome fellow furries

Idk who some of u are tbh I just asked kirby to give me a list of ur @s

Taranza:

1 , why did u make a gc at midnight

2 , since when am I a furry

Daroach:

I was bored , and arachnids are animals

Taranza:

oh damn really?

Daroach:

yea

Taranza:

holy shit i'm a furry

Carol:

oh hello, what is this ? I'm really struggling with this phone thing.

Daroach:

This is a group chat containing exclusively furries, I'm Daroach aka the coolest mouse ever and the creator of this group chat UwU

Carol:

Nice to meet you, I'm Carol but most people know me as Clawroline. What is a furry ?

Daroach:

um

one sec

Furries are fans of anthropomorphic animals. These are animals with human characteristics, like Mickey Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog, and many mascots for sports teams. Furries are part of the greater furry fandom. Besides referring to fans of anthropomorphic characters, furries are also the anthro characters themselves

:)

Carol:

oh, so if I understand this well, in this group, we all are antropomorphic animals?

Daroach:

eyup

Magolor:

HOLY SHIT FURRY GC

Daroach:

HEHEHEHEHEH

Did you know Taranza was a furry

Magolor:

well yea obviously spiders have fur

Taranza:

so everyone knew I was a furry except me?

Daroach:

YEAH LMFAO

Taranza:

hell

Rick:

OOOOOOOOOOO GC

AND A FURRY ONE TOO THAS AWESOEM

Imma tel kine n coo we got invited to a gc :DDDDD

Taranza:

can you tell them you all got invited to a gc with pretty much all of kirby's friends while you're at it

Rick:

OMG WE DID ???????

Daroach:
LMAO

Dreamland more like Gayland

12:43 AM

Rick:

HI HELLO I DIDNT SEE THSI BEFORE HIII

KINE COO LOOK AT THIS

Coo:

Rick why are you still awake

Rick:

Me not tired

Coo:

I'm the nocturnal one of the crew stop stealing my brand

Rick:

dang oke

Bandee:

I forgot to turn off my notifs and currently regret life

how's it going people who don't sleep at night

Marx:

AWESOME do u wanna see me and magolor's minecraft house

Bandee:

No

Marx:

why

are u jealous

Bandee:

yes actually

Marx:

OH

LMFAO

Bandee:

Kirby and I are too poor to afford a computer, let alone 2 Q-Q

Marx:

LMAO L
Look at our house and admire PEASANT

Bandee:

I bet 4000 star coins Magolor built more than 90% of it

Marx:

….......

Magolor:

pay up Marx , gimme my credit I built the whole thing all u did was burning a village down

Marx:

fuck you both

Bandee:

hurry up and give me my money so I can buy a computer and play minecraft with kirby

Marx:

SO THAT WAS YOUR PLAN YOU BITCH

Bandee:

Well OBVIOUSLY

well thanks for the money but was destroying out front yard necessary though

Marx:

Yes

Bandee:

U woke Kirby up! >:(

Elfilin:

And me

Bandee:

And Elfilin!

Marx:

Why do u care so much about kirby lmao he won't be traumatized cuz I woke him up

Bandee:

Well cuz he's my best friend duh, I don't like when people bother him

Elfilin:

Best friend :eye emoji:

Bandee:

what's that supposed to mean

Elfilin:

don't forget I live with u guys

I see everything and my ears are twice the size of my head so I also hear everything

Bandee:

?????? please explain

Elfilin:

I'm just saying that you guys cuddle together almost every night when you're not busy gathering us food

Bandee:

And??? we can be best friends and cuddle I don't get your point

Elfilin:

Let me finish you goofball

As I was saying you guys cuddle almost every night and that could very well be platonic if you guys didn't flirt all the time whether it be irl or in group chats

Bandee:

Am I not allowed to jokingly flirt with my friends?

Elfilin:

Bandana Waddle Dee I have once heard you whisper , And I quote :“Dang I really miss when we would kiss to share food” Right after kirby high fived you

FRIENDS DON'T JUST WISH TO KISS EACH OTHER

Bandee:

…..THEY DON'T ???

Marx:

NO LMFAO

WOULD YOU MISS THE KISS HEALING IF IT WAS DEDEDE INSTEAD OF KIRBY

Bandee:

...no

I need to take a moment to reflect on my life

I can't just

nahhhhhhhh theres no way

Magolor:

Taranza realizes he's a furry, Bandee realises he's got a crush on kirby

damn what a day

Bandee:

Delete this i'm not ready to face that sentence

Magolor:

It's twitter I can't delete messages and even if I could I wouldn't

Elfilin:

Dw Bandee, Kirby isn't awake they won't see this

Bandee:

I'm going to go touch grass and breathe fresh air at 3am

Magolor:

Whatever you decide to do to confess , do not do what I did, It only works with mentally unstable clowns

Bandee:

Noted

5:08 AM

Francisca:

I just woke up after me and my sisters finally managed to get wifi and this is the conversation we log on to, Alright

Susie:

way worse things have been said before in this gc which is insane because it's only been around for 13h30

Francisca:

goodness gracious.

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland

10:14 AM

Susie:

I am finally done explaning everyone how to use a phone

I should start making tech tutorial videos istn

btw some people can't use their phones cuz their hands are too big so sucks to be them lmao

Leon:

Hello

Thank you for teaching me and my friends how to use their phones

It's a shame Gorimondo can't use his but that's okay

Susie:

np

@JB_Ice_Queen @JB_Arson @JB_ZaP u awake

Flamberge:

YES IM HERE HELLO

I FORGOT TO CHECK THIS OUT LMAO

I have a meme collection now

Susie:

Oh wow

Francisca:

Hi i've been awake since 5am how r u guys

Susie:

awesome do u know where Zan is

Francisca:

yeah she's reading a book

Flambarge:

also she short circuited the phone lmao

Susie:

…

tell her that I can probably make her another one some time

anyways do u girls wanna go SHOPPING

Francisca:

YES

Flamberge:

OMG YES AND CAN WE GO BLOW UP STUFF AFTER THAT ?

Susie:

ABSOLUTELY

Flamberge:

LET'S GOOOOOOO

WE GETTIN READY

Marx:

oh I see how it is when Zan breaks her phone it's all fine and you'll make her another one but when you give ME a phone I “better not damage it or else you'll break both my legs cuz these are hard as fuck to make”

double standards much

Susie:

Well

yeah

Zan is queen, ur just a bitchy clown

Marx:

Fair enough

Susie:

I would break your legs right now if no one could stop me

Marx:

You can't break my legs that's magolor's job

Susie:

What

Marx:

What

Magolor:

WHAT

Meta Knight:

do you guys ever have appropriate conversations or am I just very unlucky

Susie:

Unlucky

but the convos rarely make sense

Carol:

Oh so you people were just very strange ? I thought I was missing a joke, Haha!

Magolor:

Mostly yeah XD

Leon:

Thank goodness, I was very confused for a very long moment

How do you guys understand each other ?

Susie:

We don't

Marx:

We stopped trying to understand shit so we just say things and hope it at least makes a tiny bit of sense

Taranza:

And it rearely does

hi btw

Marx:

Sup spider man

Carol:

Dreamlanders are really interesting

Susie:

I personally think they're dumb as fuck but you do you

Meta Knight:

Respectfully, Kys

Susie:

u looked better covered in metal tbh

Meta Knight:

…

Dedede:

Good morning.

Susie:

OH FUCK

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME, I BETTER HURRY TO JOIN THE MAGE SISTERS OR ELSE I'LL BE LATE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

Dedede:

YOU BETTER RUN REAL FUCKING FAST BITCH

Marx:

POP OFF CLUB PENGUIN GET HER ASS

Dedede:

I'm gonna make a law that makes you unable to give me nicknames because they are terrible and keep getting worse

Marx:

So “Club Penguin” is worse than “Big D” , Noted

Meta Knight:

Head in hands

Dedede:

I'm killing you once i'm done with the pink haired barbie

Marx:

Can't wait

Magolor:

Please stop being self destructive

Marx:

Oki just for u Maggy Waggy UwU <3

Magolor:

Nvm /j

Marx:

HSUDHUIHDUISFOIQSJ

Kirby:

I sleep for a few hours and this happens

wow

Bandee:

A few hours of sleep in Kirby language means 16 hours btw

Magolor:

HE'S BEEN SLEEPING THIS WHOLE TIME ???

Kirby:

Yes

Bandee:

He once slept for 35 hours in a row

Taranza :

I

I don't think that's healthy--

Kirby:

Neither is putting a whole car in your mouth and yet i'm still perfectly fine

Taranza:

Excuse me

Meta knight:

….

Kirby

I know you are very powerful and have saved the world at least 30 times

But Respectfully, What The Fuck

Bandee:

language

Kirby:

Did you know I prevented The forgotten land and pop star to collide by running Fecto elfilis over with a truck that I had put entirely in my mouth

Taranza:

??????????????????????????????

Bandee:

I saw this with my two little eyeballs , he is not lying, this really happened

Marx:

AND YOU WANT TO KISS THAT MOTHERFUCKER?????

Bandee:

MARX.

Kirby:

I EAT LIVING BEINGS ALL THE TIME DURING MY ADVENTURES AND YOU GUYS DRAW THE LINE AT VEHICLES ??

Taranza:

Oh yeah

that's still very concerning

but you've got a point

How did we just

Accept the fact that you can literally eat a living person casually

but are surprised to learn that you can now consume vehicles

Dedede:

I have stopped trying to understand

If he can protect us from literal death then it's all that matters LMAO

Meta knight:

Listen, i've known Kirby for a while and I know a whole bunch of stuff about his species because of

reasons

And it is NOT supposed to be able to STRECH ITS BODY AROUND AN ENTIRE TRUCK

Kirby:

I STARTED BEING ABLE TO DO THAT AFTER I GOT SUCKED THROUGH THAT VORTEX OKAY

I JUST KINDA STARTED BEING ABLE TO DO THAT

I just tried to inhale some enemies and next thing I know I got a car in my mouth

Marx:

Hate it when that happens

just tryna eat some people and then boom

BMW in my mouth

Magolor:

That sentence should not have been this funny

Marx:

I can hear you laughing

I didn't think I was this funny i'm flattered

Magolor:

Is my laugh cute owowow

Marx:

Yes very Owo UwU xD

Magolor:

let's kiss

Marx:

Yes

Bandee:

Suddenly I feel single

Marx:

L

Elfilin:

Good Morning I have awakened

And you guys are discussing love again why do I always get on when u guys are talking about being in love

Bandee:

Is that something that happens to everyone

Like U get on when we're discussing Romantic relationships , Meta knight wakes up when Marx is making a naughty joke

Taranza:

I get on when someone says something insanely strange

Marx:

I'm always on lmfao

DarkMK:

I don't get on.

Magolor:

You JUST got on and typed that message

DarkMK:

And it's the last time i'll do that. Goodbye.

Meta Knight:

Thank fuck

DarkMK:

nvm I changed my mind

Meta Knight:

…

Marx:

LMFAO

Elfilin:

Bandee just came home and threw a dumbell on the floor

Bandee:

Wikihow told me to

Elfilin:

Please explain I'm getting concerned

Bandee:

Marx:

Man

that's just sad at this point lmao

Bandee:

I am in fact sad

kirby:

Oh no D:

do u want a hug to feel better

Bandee:

I

yes please

Marx:

Fucking hell

Bandee:

Not sad anymore

Kirby:

Mission accomplished >:D

Elfilin:

I have decided to not intervene

Dedede:

Fricking heck these guys are worse than me and Meta

Meta Knight:

I

what

Dedede:

and that's why you shut up kids

Kirby:

What

Marx:

wait are MK and Dedede finally dating

Bandee:

Oh I get it now the wikihow article was actually telling me to bash my head with the dumbell I just bought!

Dedede:

HUH

Elfilin:

BANDEE NO

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like gayland

3:14 PM

Adeleine:

Hi everyone! Sorry I didn't talk before I was busy with art

Ribbon:

and binge watching minecraft videos

hello btw

Adeleine:

shhhhhhhhhhh

Kirby:

Ooooo hiiii! :D

Marx:

I hear minecraft i'm interested

Magolor:

What kind of minecraft videos

depending on what it is I might or might not judge you

Adeleine:

Ah

might not answer then ovo

Ribbon:

It was dream smp lore

Magolor:

Blocked

Adeleine:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kirby:

What's a dsmp lore ? O. O

Marx:

I kin Wilbur

He's a bitch , a manipulator, explosion professional, Died and got revived

what a man

Magolor:

Marx

Are you a dsmp fan too

Marx:

Maybe

Magolor:

…

I don't think we can stay together

Marx:

WOW

LEAVING ME OVER BLOCK MEN ROLEPLAYING SMH

How could you

Magolor:

mmrmrmrrrmrmrmmr okay I might leave you a second chance

Marx:

Yeah you fuckin better

Kirby:

is that what being in love looks like

Ribbon:

No

Adeleine:

listen listen I might be a dsmp fan but I have an excuse okay

I am a 14 yo girl

Magolor:

hmm fair

Marx:

I have no excuse

tbf I don't even watch it anymore lmfooo

Magolor:

thank god

Adeleine:

Magolor will you get mad if I tell you you remind me of a dsmp character

Magolor:

yes

Adeleine:

alrighty then I won't

Ribbon:

you look and act like that one dude who got possessed by an elderitch god because it promised him power

(Adeleine forced me to watch that with her)

Magolor:

…

wow fuck you ribbon

Marx:

LMFAO

Ribbon:

<3

DarkMK:

I like the green guy

he wrote a cool song

Marx:

Local masked dude likes minecraft masked dude who would've thunk it

Magolor:

Mask is a terrible song

DarkMK:

I am going to doxx you

Magolor:

Dream stan behavior

dissapointed but not surprised

Kirby:

what does doxx mean

Dedede:

Is mask that one “i wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time” song?

Adeleine:

Yes

Dedede:

I hate it so much

Meta knight listens to it ALL THE FUCKIN TIME

it was ok at first but I cant anymore

Magolor:

META KNIGHT WATCHES DREAM TOO?????

we're doomed

Meta Knight:

It's a good song and dream is a good musical artist.

Magolor:

DREAM PLAYS MINECRAFT FOR A LIVING.

Meta knight:

Huh

Marx:

YOU DIDN'T KNOW ????

Meta knight:

no

I just like his songs I didn't know he was a youtuber

Marx:

LMFAO

Adeleine:

WAIT

Kirby

Kirby:

Yes?

Adeleine:

Listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXqTIbJwwDk

you'll love it it's a song about food and love

Kirby:

OOOOOOOOOOO

the red guy looks like magolor it's funny owo

Magolor:

What

…

I hate that you're right

I look like a dsmp youtuber i'm gonna off myself

Marx:

LMFAO

How does it feel to look like the muffin man

Magolor:

Awful

Bandee:

I like BadBoyHalo he's cool

he doesn't swear :)

Magolor:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Bandee:

:(

Kirby:

Hey don't be mean to Bandee >:O

Magolor:

I do what I want

Kirby:

I will not hesitate to run you over with a train if I have to

Magolor:

I do not do what I want

Adeleine:

ISNT THAT A TINY BIT EXTREME

Kirby:

nothing is too extreme when someone is mean to bandee U. U

Bandee:

a

aaaa???

Kirby:

^v^

Adeleine:

ribbon u good

Ribbon:

Yup yup yup yup yup

feeling awesome rn

Kirby:

O. O??

Bandee:

Suddenly I do not feel safe anymore

Marx:

Better be careful cuz if u touch the Bandee u get the Carby (In your face)

Kirby:

exactly

but why is ribbon being weird

Ribbon:

I AM BEING PERFECTLY NORMAL

^v^

DarkMK:

Smells like murder

my favorite

Marx:

Who's ready for a love triangle that's actually not a triangle and plot twist Bandee and ribbon finish together in the end and kirby marries a muffin

Ribbon:

ABSOLUTELY NOT

Kirby:

????????

what is going on with you ppl

Daroach:

HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY PRETTY DRAWING

It's me and dmk kissing UwU

DarkMK:

What the fuck.

Marx:

Wow that looks like shit

also new relationship to make jokes about let's go

DarkMK:

we are not dating and never will be

Daroach:

:(

Adeleine:

Don't insult people's art! >:(

Elfilin:

Hi everyone

….............

are you guys discussing relationships again

Marx:

Yes

Elfilin:

sigh I guess it is my destiny

I could make a business out of it

I'm gonna become an intergalactic couples therapist

Susie:

That's a great idea actually

marriage counselors make 10000 star coins a month average

Elfilin:

Holy HECK

Marx:

are couples therapists able to solve love triangles

Elfilin:

I know I am

also I scrolled up and ribbon you have litterally no chance i'm sorry (I am not sorry)

Ribbon:

and how can you be so sure

Elfilin:

By living with them

Ribbon:

Oh

wait they live together

Elfilin:

yea

Ribbon:

O h

Q_Q

Marx:

LLLLLLLLL

Ribbon:

SHUT UP

Kirby:

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I'M SO CONFUSED TT. TT

Bandee:

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

Kirby:

UEUUEUEUEEUEUUEUEUUEUEUEEEUEUEUEU

Elfilin:

anyway so how do I start a couples therapy cabinet

Susie:

I can help with that teehee

Elfilin:

Awesome teehee

Magolor:

can't wait, it's very much needed

Dedede:

Does couple therapy include helping people who have a crush on a veeeeeeeeeery oblivious person

Bandee:

I would love to know the answer to that for no reason in particular

Elfilin:

Yeah I can do that

Susie:

You boutta be rich bro

Elfilin:

Let's hecking go

Bandee:

Welp I guess We're gonna be very broke and depressed

Dedede:

sigh

Marx:

Do you mean

Dededepressed ?

Bandee:

Pls die

Marx:

Waddle Deepressed?

Dedede:

Stop

Marx:

No <3

Flamberge:

Eyo star dickheads do u know If susie likes women

Magolor:

Nah she's the only cishet here

Flamberge:

Oh well that's a shame

Susie:

Why??

Flamberge:

For safety reasons I will not answer

Susie:

ಠ_ಠ

Zan:

FLAMBERGE.

Flamberge:

^ the safety reason

Zan:

I'm gonna electrocute your ass

Flamberge:

That's my cue to leave

bye guys ^.^ <3333

Zan:

You are a dead woman

Francisca:

careful not to seriously kill her

Susie:

????????

oh wait

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Marx:

Local Electric gay in love with Local tech nerd straight, chaos ensues

Elfilin:

I better get to work real fast holy heck

Chapter Text

Dreamland More like Gayland

3:54 AM

Taranza:

It's sad boi hours

Bandee:

Awesome

*cries so hard house is flooded*

*drowns*

Taranza:

*studies Necromancy*

*fails*

*cries as well*

Daroach:

Oh fuck meme time

Bandee:

Let us cry

Daroach:

N o

For I am a powerful rat called charles entertainment cheese

Taranza:

can chuck e cheese revive the dead

Daroach:

No however I can gaslight you into thinking the dead person never existed

Taranza:

can't u just straight up erase my memories man

Daroach:

I mean I could but like

ehhhh

Taranza:

Screams

Elfilin:

You guys don't need couples therapy you guys need every fricking kind of therapy

Marx:

yes

Daroach:

most of us have 97 mental illnesses and are banned from most public spaces

Marx:

But not susie she's just a bitch

Susie:

Yup

goes back to sleep

Daroach:

BY THE WAY

there are 67 people and this gc yet only 22 of us have talked in here

where tf are the others

Marx:

busy being Boomers, ppl who don't care, or too brain damaged to hold a phone

or they just didn't realize kirby made a gc and invited them

Taranza:

Or lurking

I see you Shadow Kirby

Bandee:

yeah if you wanted to read our messages sneakily well you failed cuz uh

you forgot to disable

the read mark thingy

Shadow Kirby:

…

oh

oh well

my cover has been blown I can no longer lurk in peace

Marx:

J o I n t h e f u n

Shadow Kirby:

well I would've but uh

I didn't have much fun experiences in my life

so uh yea lmao hahahahah

is that what text laughing looks like

Taranza:

Wow it really do be sad boi hours

Bandee changed the group name to Dreamland more like Gayland | Sad boi hours

Bandee:

Thanks twitter for letting me do this without needing perms

Taranza:

Oh wow I completely forgot the group name

but it fits so oh well

Shadow kirby:

woah

cool

I dont know what gay means but yeah

all I know is that meta knight is

what does gay mean

Daroach:

LMFAO

wait which meta knigth

Shadow kirby:

All of them probably idk how many meta knights there are

Daroach:

HFRHFUISFUIQHFQUZIGH

Marx:

I mean didn't we all already know that

Daroach:

true

Gooey:

&96

Marx:

GASP

H e  h a s  s p o k e n

Daroach:

HOLY SHIET

he figured how to type stuff i'm so proud of him

Marx:

Beautiful

incredible

Taranza:

Oh my dreams

Gooey managed to turn on the holy device

one day maybe

just maybe

he will be able to form words or even sentences by typing on the keyboard

with his tongue

he's growing so fast :,)

Gooey:

aaaaaaejdn$

Marx:

such wise words

Daroach:

I've never read something more beautiful

i'm tearing up

Shadow kirby:

wha

who's this

and am I stupid or does he just keyboard smash

Taranza:

This is gooey our beloved

Marx:

His only functioning limb is his tongue

Daroach:

He's struggling a lot with things considering he has severe brain damage and memory loss

the only people he recognizes are kirby and some of the animal friends

but he's pure and innocent and never did anything wrong ever

so we love him dearly

Shadow Kirby:

oooooohhhh

Gooey:

go

ooo

❤

Taranza:

Oh

Oh wow

I will cry

Marx:

A HEART EMOJI

Daroach:

“goooo heart emoji”

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES GOOEY IS THE BESTEST

Marx:

YES

HE IS

EUUEUUEEUUUEU

Taranza changed the group name to Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

~

10:05 AM

Bandee added 15 users to a group chat

Bandee changed the group name to The Dees™

Bandee:

Welcome my brothers

I hope you will appreciate this groupchat that I have created

where we can be dees talking to dees and scheme dee plans

Saidee:

OH MY GOODNESS

UR A HECKIN GENIUS

Bandee:

teehee owo

TiltNRoll Dee:

omg yay

TiltNRoll Dee left

ItemDee:

Be grateful I blocked him

that guy is a pain

CastleDee:

That's not very nice :(

ItemDee:

Trust me

I have to deal with him every time there's no clients at our shops

which happens very often

cuz no one cares about items or games except kirby

CaféDee:

D:

if u want u can come to the café during that time! I'm very good at talking while working and half the time I don't have to work since the other café dee also serves clients :)

ItemDee:

YOU'D LET ME ????????

CaféDee:

Yeah! ^v^

ItemDee:

Omg ur a life saver

or well a Sanity saver

Bandee:

Not the reason I made this gc for, But it also works

if u guys are making friends and not going insane well that works for me XD

ItemDee:

The internet is my new favorite thing (after CaféDee)

FINALLY I'LL STOP HEARING HIM

Even when he's not here I can still hear his voice

goin “gay gay homosexual gay”

euiueueueuueueueuueueu

Wisedle Dee:

AYO BANDEE DIDJA MAKE THIS GC FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICES PER CHANCE ?

=)

Bandee:

How did

how did you know

Wisedle Dee:

I'M WISEDLE DEE =)

CommentDee:

I am suddenly interested

GuitarDee:

Because of course you are

Bandee:

Q_Q

CommentDee:

I bet you 1000 star coins He's got a crush on kirby

if i'm right each of you owe me 1000 star coins (except bandee)

EguitarDee:

WTF WHY

CommentDee:

Because I do what I want <3

Bandee:

creating this gc was a mistake

~

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

11:23 AM

Dedede:

Gm

Very true Gc name

also why are you all awake at around 3-5 am all the time

do you guys ever sleep

Bandee:

No

TT_TT

Marx:

No :)

Magolor:

I wish he did

this guy is loud

and even though I mostly live at night, he keeps me from taking naps

Marx:

Then sleep in your GODDAMN ROOM

AND NOT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER

Magolor:

BUT CHAIR COMFY

Marx:

WELL THEN GET THE CHAIR IN UR ROOM U STOOPID FUCKIN CAT

Magolor:

AM NOT A CAT

Marx:

Honey you smoke catnip daily

Dedede:

H e  w h a t

Magolor:

MARX

WHY

Marx:

because you're constantly high as a kite and the people deserve to know

Bandee:

why does that not surprise me

Magolor:

I don't even smoke that much

Marx:

Yeah, but it's still catnip daily

which makes you a cat and high every day

Dedede:

Magolor didn't you say you were a catboy once

Magolor:

n

no

Marx:

YES YOU DID

Magolor:

I DID NOT

Dedede:

I have proof

Magolor:

FUCK

Marx:

HAHAAAA

Kirby:

:O Magolor is a cat ???

Marx:

yes

Kirby:

Meow!!! :D

Elfilin:

Kirby just audibly meowed

Marx:

LMAO

I did too ngl

Mags meowed in return LMFAOOO

Elfilin:

So did bandana dee

they're meowing at each other

Dreams bless gay people

Marx:

Magolor hissed at me

I am so in love

Dedede:

Did you guys know meta knight was emo

Marx:

Yes

everyone knows that

Dedede:

No but like

did you know he drinks monster and has a secret monster can collection

Marx:

Omg

awesome

does he actually like them or is he just doing it for the cans

Dedede:

I have no idea

however

he was reading a book

while listening to Starset

Magolor:

A man of taste

Dedede:

Can't disagree with that

however

there are dozens of empty cans scattered on the floor

and when he saw me entering he panicked so I told him I already knew he was emo and that I wasn't surprised so he calmed down and decided to show me his monster can collection

he's got like

30 different cans

Magolor:

Holy shit

Bandee:

How much of these has he been drinking???? this can't be healthy

Kirby:

You'd be surprised how many unhealthy things meta knight can eat or drink with no repercussion

Dedede:

can confirm

well now I know why he never fucking sleeps

which is why I will tell the waddle dees to hide all the energy drinks they can find

Meta knight:

…

Dedede why

Dedede:

because you need sleep ffs

Meta knight:

okay but why tell everyone

Dedede:

bcs funny

and also because you're constantly running on monster energy drinks and the people deserve to know

Marx:

did you just steal my line

Dedede:

yes

GK:

𝓓𝓲𝓭 𝓘 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻

𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓰𝔂 𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓼

Dedede:

who are you

also yes

Meta knight:

Kirby

did you add who I think you added in this chat

Kirby:

Hm?

GK:

𝓢𝓾𝓹 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓘'𝓶 𝓖𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓪 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

Meta knight:

wh

how

GK:

𝓘 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱

Kirby:

oh hi galacta knight

how'd you recover to getting your soul eaten by a butterfly 

GK:

𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽

𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓲 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲 𝓪𝓲𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓼𝓸

𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓱

Bandee:

what

h

how the heck did a butterfly just-

wait

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WAIT THE BUTTERFLY ATE MULTIPLE SOULS ????

Kirby:

YEA JQIHEUHSD

Meta Knight:

what the

what the fuck

GK:

𝓜𝓚 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓰𝔂 𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱

Meta Knight:

No die

GK:

𝓐𝓵𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓭, 𝓲 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓲 𝓭𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽

Magolor:

wtf do you mean a BUTTERFLY ATE GALACTA KNIGHT'S SOUL

AND OTHER SOULS TOO?????

GK:

𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓐𝓑𝓢𝓞𝓡𝓑𝓔𝓓 𝓜𝓨 𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓡𝓔 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓑𝓔𝓘𝓝𝓖

Elfilin:

it also ate half my soul

and then it became a butterfly knight

but kirby beat him up and I could have my soul whole again

GK:

𝓞𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓽

𝓲 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮

𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓼𝓽

Bandee:

Ahem

ಠ_ಠ

GK:

𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮

Bandee:

Yeah

just like

pretty much my whole species

Dedede:

GK is Racist

GK:

𝓛𝓶𝓯𝓪𝓸 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾

Marx:

As an orange skinned person, I am offended

Kirby:

Except you're not orange

Marx:

Wdym

okay I guess i'm yellowish orange but it counts

Magolor:

wait marx are you serious rn

Marx:

For once yea

wait am I not orange

Elfilin:

No

you are very much purple

Marx:

Are you shitting me

Bandee:

we're being very serious here Marx

You = purple

GK:

𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓽𝓮

𝓛

Marx:

nahhhhhhhhh

no fucking way

Magolor:

marx

beloved

light of my life

You Are Purple Not Orange

Marx:

am I

does that mean i'm colorblind

Magolor:

do you see a difference between these two paint sprays aside from the name

Marx:

The first one is wayyyyyyyyyyy darker than the other

it's like brown

oh shit oh fuck

Magolor:

Marx, you're colorblind.

Marx:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GK:

𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛𝓛

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

2:31 PM

Taranza:

Good morning

Magolor:

Hi!

Daroach:

hELLO I HAVE AWAKEN

Marx:

hi

Taranza:

Woah u good marx ?

Magolor:

Yeah don't worry he just realized he was colorblind a few hours ago and now he's having an existential crisis

Daroach:

LMAO marx is colorblind ? Jjsjsjdhshdjsd

Marx:

sshut uppp fdjgi ueu

Elfilin:

Wanna take an appointment at my all-kinds-of-therapy cabinet

Marx:

nno

btw durign my exisltantial crisis I realized that fecto eflfilis is yassified elfilin

Elfilin:

…

Marx you are now banned from my cabinet

Daroach:

this just in : local therapist is now in need of therapy

Taranza:

Pfffff xD

Marx:

One more ban to add to my collection lessgo

Daroach:

I love how 5 of these are mc servers

Elfilin:

why did you go to church ?????

Magolor:

I was there when he got banned from the transphobic mc server

I got banned from the same reason

it was so fucking hilarious these guys were so stupid

Taranza:

Aside from the first 6 ones, all of these reasons are very concerning

and also

how did you get banned from chickfila for being gay

Marx:

Thats a secret

Taranza:

oO_oO

DarkMK:

Hello dreamlanders.

Daroach:

OMGG DMK HIIIII OWOWOOWO

DarkMK:

stfu daroach.

anyway there seems to be a ghost in my house.

and Shadow kirby is terrified.

so does anyone know how to kill a ghost and possibly comfort a child.

Kirby:

Eat the ghost

Marx:

Eat the child

Shadow Kirby:

Please don't

Bandee:

I heard that children crying helped get demons away from them, Maybe it also works with ghosts?

Marx:

No it only makes them want to punt the child

-a demon

Shadow Kirby:

Note to self, don't cry under any circumstances

Meta knight:

Can you see it or is it invisible?

DarkMK:

Its a small flying sphere.

like a soul.

and it seems to be having fun scaring Shadow Kirby.

Kirby:

I hope it won't come for me after it's done with Skirby D:

Meta knight:

What color is it?

DarkMK:

How many questions are you going to ask?

It's a fucking ugly shade of pink.

Are you gonna help us now.

GK:

𝓜𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓭𝓰𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓽

Meta knight:

Oh so it was you.

Shadow Kirby:

EHHH??? THE GHOST IS IN THIS GC?????

GK:

𝔂𝓮𝓪

𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽

Kirby:

=_=

Zan:

Hello everyone

hold up

Why the FUCK is Galacta Knight here

Flamberge:

THE WHO

GK:

𝓢𝓾𝓹 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓼

𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝔂𝓪 𝓫𝓸𝓲

Flamberge:

HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DarkMK:

He is currently tormenting Shadow Kirby

if you know how to stop him please do

Zan:

Haha

no

deal with him yourself lmaoaoaoaoa

bye

DarkMK:

Bitches

GK:

𝓗𝓐𝓗

Bandee:

Karma for swearing all the time

Shadow Kirby:

But I don't swear :(

Bandee:

Gasp

fellow non swearer

I shall protect u

GK can u like

leave shadow kirby alone and go annoy DMK or something

DarkMK:

wtf.

GK:

𝓝𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾

Kirby:

Omw to wherever Skirby lives

if morpho could eat a soul I don't know why I couldn't

GK:

𝓸𝓱 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴

Marx:

U bout to kill galacta bc he's tormenting ur emo version or is it because he insulted Bandee

Kirby:

I would answer but it would be disrespectful

Shadow Kirby:

what's that supposed to mean

Kirby:

ELFILIN

SUMMON THY PORTAL

Elfilin:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

Dedede:

IDK WHAT'S HAPPENIN BUT GET HIS ASS KIRBS

Magolor:

As someone once said, “you hurt the Bandee, you get the carby (in your face)”

looks like He wasn't lying when kirby said they were right

Shadow Kirby:

It seems no one cares about my mental and physical wellbeing

awesome

Taranza:

Dw it's the same for me

I cry 73% of the time and no one ever cares

Susie:

Untrue

Taranza:

huh

Susie:

dips

Shadow Kirby:

screams

Dedede :

dw Shadow Kirby we like ya

Marx:

yea dw Kirby's just gay for Bandee its no big deal

Bandee:

KIRBY'S WHAT

SHJSDHIZOAJKZ?????

Shadow Kirby:

O. O??

gay like meta knight is??

Meta knight:

HUH

DarkMK:

s'cuse me

Marx:

BAHAHA

Shadow Kirby:

is it a bad thing,????

Meta Knight:

I

No

Shadow Kirby:

uh oh kirby's here

time to hide before I become colateral damage

Dedede:

METY'S GAY

Marx:
GVSHDSJ YEAH

Meta Knight:
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

AND WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

Dedede:
?

OH FUCK

I MEANT TO WRITE META

Marx:

this is too funny fhufhushufshgdfuiq

Magolor:

Marx get off ur phone and come help me u lil bitch

Marx:

Aight

Taranza:

well that sure was something

Daroach:

I'm back

DarkMK:

I'm out

Daroach:

:(

Dedede:

F in the chat

don't worry I get rejected every day too

Meta Knight:

Really? By who? I'm near you everyday and I've never seen you get rejected

Dedede:

O v O

…

Daroach:

wow

Meta knight:

??

Bandee:

Inhales

~

Bandee added Dedede, Daroach, Taranza, and 2 others to a group chat

Bandee changed the group name to In Love and struggling (except for Mags and Marx)

Marx:

wrong

Marx changed the group name to In Love and struggling

Bandee:

Oh

Dedede:

sounds about right

Taranza:

omg a vent gc

Bandee:

DJSIFHSFHSUIH

Magolor:

Jhjqkdh why'd you add me and marx in there Bandee XD

Bandee:

ur the only people I know who are dating and could possibly help us in our struggles

Marx:

We cannot but we can give you terrible ideas to tell the person you love you love them

Taranza:

can you revive the dead

Marx:

Now that

I can maybe do

I could revive myself so idk why I wouldnt be able to revive other dudes

Taranza:

hh

omfg

Bandee:

See, you can help us with our struggles

Magolor:

Welp XD

we'll do our best

Dedede:

How do I inform the edgy that I wish to kiss him passionately on the lips NOT in a bro way

Daroach:

How do I get the edgier edge to stop rejecting me wishing to kiss him passionately on the lips

Magolor:

1. idk

2. you cant

Bandee:

I

think we should add Elfilin

Dedede:

yup

Daroach:

yeaaaahhhh

Magolor:

agreed

Taranza:

Yes

Marx:

aggressive nodding

Bandee added Elfilin

Bandee:

We need relationship advices

Elfilin:

of course you do

Chapter Text

Bandee added Dedede, Meta knight, Taranza, Elfilin , and 14 others

10:32 PM

Bandee changed the group name to KIRBY BDAY PARTY

Bandee:

PEOPLE

TOMMOROW IS VERY IMPORTANT

FOR IT IS KIRBY'S BIRTHDAY

Dedede:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bandee:

Me and Elfilin require you guy's assistance to make him a surprise birthday party

Fluff will also help btw but he can't use a phone so he won't communicate here

Adeleine:

I'd be glad to help! :D

why can't fluff not use a phone?

Susie:

Ever tried to type with gloves on ?

Adeleine:

ohhhhhh

Marx:

I CAN BE THE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Daroach:

I CAN HELP WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT!

Magolor:

I CAN SUPERVISE THE ENTERTAINMENT!

Taranza:

I can supervise the entertainment supervisor!

Bandee:

Awesome XD

Dedede:

If you need it I can give you a room in the castle for the party and ask the castle's dees to make the food :)

Adeleine:

I can make decorations!

Susie:

I can make spotify playlists and cool tech stuff

Dj susie time

Meta knight:

I can get the meta knights to protect the party in case galactic threats appear

Francisca:

I can make ice cream and the ice cubes in the drinks!

Zan:

I can be a power bank.

Flamberge:

I can,,,, light the candles ??

Carol:

I could have helped with the entertainment but four people are already on it, so I don't know what I could do...

Bandee:

thank you so much guys, but everyone doesn't need to do something specific XD, if you don't know what to do you can help set up stuff or distract kirby, he's sleeping rn but when he wakes up we'll need people to occupy him while we prepare everything :)

Rick:

Me and the boys can definitely distract him

plus we have gooey

Bandee:

Perfect

Ribbon:

Do we need to send invites?

Like to the people who don't have a phone or can't use it

Ado could make them and I could deliver them

Bandee:

Oh that's a great idea! Yes please!

And tell the guests that they gotta bring a gift

Ribbon:

alr

Leongar:

I can ask the beast pack to come help setting things up, would that be okay ?

Bandee:

If it doesn't bother them, then yes :)

Shadow Kirby:

I...

I don't really know how to help...

I'm not very good at doing much things

Bandee:

Hmmmm........

Elfilin:

You could try to convince DMK to come!

Shadow Kirby:

huh?

Bandee:

Yeah!

I'm sure Kirby would love DMK to come, yet, knowing the guy , he wouldn't want to

but i'm sure if you asked him he'd say yes! :D

Shadow Kirby:

Okay then, i'll try !

Bandee:

Thank you!

~

The Dees™

10:47 PM

Waddle Doo:

I'M A DEE LIKE ANY OTHER JUST CUZ I'M AN ELECTRIC CYCLOPS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE RACIST

DeliveryDee:

I AIN'T RACIST

I JUST DONT GET WHY UR IN THE *DEES* GC WHEN UR NAME IS WADDLE *DOO*

WeaponsDee:

EVERYONE SHUT THE F UP

Bandee's trying to type.

Bandee:

uh

yeah so I wanted to ask you all if u could help with kirby's birthday but u seem

busy

so yea bye

WisedleDee:

THE WISE WADDLE DEE CAN HELP =)

Saidee:

I can help too these guys are just spamming the chat with pointless arguments ToT

Waddle Doo:

DELIVERY DEE IS RACIST IT AIN'T MY FAULT

Bandee:

Ooookay well u guys dm me if u wana help okay

~

In love and struggling

10:52 PM

Bandee:

Hi anyway so yea I plan on telling Kirby I love him tomorrow at the party hahahah

worst idea ever but like

idk

Elfilin:

.

yk what

pop off

Daroach:

WAIT ur not planning to confess in front of everyone are u ???

Bandee:

LMAO NO

I KNOW I'M DUMB BUT I'M NOT THAT DUMB

Dedede:

BANDEE

self depreciation jar. Now.

Bandee:

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHYYYY

Dedede:

SELF DEPRECIATION IS FORBIDDEN IN MAH KINGDOM

I WANNA LOLLIPOP IN THE JAR

RN

IM WAITIGN U. U

Bandee:

ueueueueeueueueuuue okeyyy uee

Elfilin:

XD

Marx:

U BETTER TELL US HOW IT WENT SGYSG

~

KIRBY BDAY PARTY

4:01 AM

Bandee:

IS EVERYTHING GOOD?

Elfilin:

EYUP

Bandee:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flamberge:

AT LAST

I can finally stop containing all that arson energy

Zan:

careful not to melt your room

Flamberge:

No promises

Bandee:

SLEEP TIME

SEE Y'ALL IN 12 HOURS

I woke up from my marvellous sleep and streched, Looking at my two amazing Roommates, Bandee and Elfilin who were both asleep.

…

Now that's weird! Usually they're both awake before me!

I got up and checked the time on my phone, It showed “12:32 PM”.

Well that's odd, sometimes Bandee sleeps late because he stays up late chatting on his phone, but Elfilin is usually up at 10 at the very least...

Hmmm......

Oh well! If they're sleeping it's that they need it! Who am I to judge ?

I decided to go hang out with my animal friends since my two besties were asleep, luckily, these guys were awake! We went fishing for a while and had a picnic together. Gooey and I ate the most food as always, but it seemed to make the others laugh, so I was happy!

At some point, Bandee sent me a message to ask me where I was, He was worried! I felt so bad for making him worried! I really need to remember to send him a message when I go outside while he's asleep, It was the third time this month and he got worried each time...

Anyways, he told me to go home at 4 because he had a really cool surprise to show me! I can't wait ! I really love surprises, especially when they're from Bandee!

At last, it was time for me to go home, I could barely contain my excitement, so I didn't and sprinted towards my house, tackling my orange best friend the second I saw him. He giggled and told me to follow him because the surprise was elsewhere, I was pratically bouncing on my feet so I held bandee's hand in an attempt to calm my excitement.

He led me to Dedede's castle, and I thought we were gonna go prank the king, until we went through the main entrance of the castle and the guards let us in without questions.

Wow this is very odd, usually they'd be wary of us because of the pranks I was talking about earlier, but not this time!

And also, where's Elfilin???

Bandee must've realized I was confused, and told me i'd understand soon enough, apparently this was part of the surprise? This is so weird...

We arrived in front of a room on the second floor of the castle, and I could clearly hear Marx and Magolor argue as well as some other people inside.

Bandee asked me to close my eyes for a second, and when I did, I heard him yell “EVERYONE SHUT UP HE'S HERE!”, which made me giggle, and even more excited than before, because my surprise included people!

After that, he went behind me and told me that I could open my eyes and go inside the room, So I took a few steps forward and opened the big door.

I was faced with a Huge room full of decorations, and All my friends yelling “HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY!!” In unison.

I was shocked, Amazed, flabbergastered, embarrassed that I forgot today was my birthday, But most importantly, I was so grateful that everybody got together to prepare a birthday party for me, I almost cried of joy!

There was a HUGE birthday cake in the center of the room, a pile of gifts in the corner, Susie was the DJ, Marx and Daroach were performing magic tricks while Taranza and Magolor supervised them, Adeleine told me she made the decorations with the help of Ribbon and Leon, Shadow Kirby told me they somehow convinced Dark Meta Knight to come, and Elfilin told me this party was Bandee's idea and that they've planned everything together !

I was so happy , Everyone's gifts were so nice and amazing and the party was so fun! Well, aside from the moment when someone had the brilliant idea to bring alcohol and all the adults got drunk (it was still pretty funny, but it's bad for them!).

When that happened, Bandee asked me if i wanted to go on the balcony with him to take a break from all the chaos ,and so he could also ask me a small question. I took his offer, needing to relax a bit, and we stared at the stars for a couple minutes, it was so calm I almost fell asleep, haha!

I really like when we're alone together like this, I wonder what he wants to ask me...

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

2:14 PM

Marx:

FUCKIN HELL

WHOEVER DECIDED TO BRING ALCOHOL

WHY

Susie:

UGHHHHHHH IKR

I REGRET EVERYTHING AND MY HEAD HURTS

Marx:

ME TOOOOO MY HEADDDDD UEAEDHGQDHQ

Magolor:

Whoever brought alcohol, thank you, Drunk Marx is the funniest shit ever

Marx:

shut up

die

sorry

Daroach:

DHQHIGDIHQH

Zan:

Eye emoji

I like drunk Susie

*dissapears forever*

Susie:

A

what did I do

Zan:

e

aazehjkxjkwh

yeah

Susie:

WHAT DID I DO

Magolor:

SNBQHDEUQZIHD

LMAO

Marx:

WGAT DID SHE DO I CANT REMBER

Magolor:

snsdhdjh im gonna tell u irl

Marx:

k thanks

Daroach:

Do you really want to know susie?

Susie:

YES.

Daroach:

Hmmmmm but should we tell you?

Susie:

AAAAAAAAGBFDYJGDSVJHSDFYDSYSDYHG

YES FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY YOU RODENT FUCK

Marx:

BHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Susie:

WHAT

WHAT DID I FUCKINF DO

~

In Love and Struggling

2:18 PM

Marx:

We should add Zan hdsdghgsh

Daroach:

OMFG YES

SHHD

Marx:

But like

later

Daroach:

oke oke

~

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

2:18 PM

Marx:

Can I say it dbshdsdg

Susie:

SAY ITTTTTTTTT

Magolor:

qbdiqhgfdjkqg go ahead lmfao

Daroach:

NOOO

Susie:

YESSS

Marx:

NOT SO STRAIGHT NOW ARE WE SUSIE

Daroach:
HDEUYHFUQKIDAJZOIUQSJ

Susie:

wh

H U H

WHAT

WHAT

TELL ME WHAT I DID RN

Marx:

YDIUZHIUAHJ NO

Zan:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Susie:

what did I do

Zan what did I do

Magolor:

LMFAOO

Zan:

Ueueuueuueueueeueuue

~

In Love and Struggling

2:23 PM

Magolor added Zan

Daroach:

WELCOME TO THE LOVERS WHO STRUGGLE

I AM DAROACH FOREVER REJECTED BY DARK META KNIGHT

NICE TO MEET YOU

Zan:

wtf fkjfusdjhfsoi

Marx:

so basically I forgot who made this gc, but it was made for people who get no bitches to gain advice from the people who got bitches (me and magolor) and also elfilin cuz he's the couples therapist

Magolor:

Did you just call me your bitch

Marx:

I called the both of us bitches

we're each other's bitch

Magolor:

Awesome

Daroach:

what the fuck

Zan:

a l r i g h t

are we uh

gonna tell susie

what happened

Magolor:

no

~

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

2:23 PM

Taranza:

good morning

what are we talking about

Rick:

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

I have news.

THANKS TO THE AMAZING ELFILIN

AND THEIR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS

Marx:

GET TO THE POINT

Elfilin:

(whatever happens don't show the picture I don't wanna get kicked out)

Rick:

(oke oke)

aHEM

Kirby and Bandana dee kissed.

Marx:

GASP

Daroach:

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Magolor:

LETS GO

Adeleine:

GM OMG

brb imma hide ribbons phone XD

Marx:

HSUHDDJDUQI

Taranza:

s h e   m u s t   n e v e r   k n o w

Elfilin:

Yeah let's keep bandee and ribbon alive sdgsdgsdhhdg

Daroach:

Normal people: let's not tell our friend their crush is taken, they'll be heartbroken!

Us: let's not tell our friend their crush is taken, they'll kill their partner and then their crush will kill them!

Marx:

we're more fun

why think about feelings when you can think about murder

Daroach:

why not think about both

Taranza:

Wow! We have problems!

Magolor:

that's what makes us cool

we're heavily mentally ill

Susie:

I still don't know what I did but at this point idc

because I've started remembering stuff and they are unacceptable

Dedede:

like what

hi btw

Taranza:

Hi!

Susie:

Someone messed with my playlist

and 1, they added heat waves.

Magolor:

oh right

worst moment of the party

Susie:

AND 2, THEY ADDED MONTERO

WHO AND WHY

Taranza:

OH THAT WAS MARX

Magolor:

oh yep definitely

Marx:

HEY

Taranza:

I KNOW IT WAS YOU BC YOU KNEW IT BY HEART AND SUNG IT TO MAGOLOR AND HE WAS VISIBLY EMBARRASSED

Marx:

Dedede also knows it by heart what's your point

Daroach:

WHAT DBQIUFHSEIHFES????

Dedede:

Dedede is now offline

Magolor:

Blinks

Adeleine:

It was marx who messed with the playlist

heat waves was my idea

am sorry

Q_Q

Susie:

U are forgiven

MARX ON THE OTHER HAND

WHY WOULD YOU ADD MONTERO

IN A PLAYLIST FOR A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY

Marx:

cool song , also I wanted to fluster magolor, and also, half the playlist was girl in red so idk why montero was a problem

Susie:

GIRL IN RED DOESNT TALK ABOUT GAY SEX THO????

Marx:

eye emoji

uh huh

Susie:

ah

well

moral of the story I need to read the lyrics of the songs I listen to

Marx:

LMFAO

Susie:

anyway last thing

Dedede and Meta Knight

Dedede:

no

Susie:

DEDEDE AND META KNIGHT.

you guys were painful to look at

I've never seen people wanting to kiss so bad YET NOT DOING IT

Dedede:

THOSE ARE BOLD WORDS COMING FROM YOU

Susie:

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Magolor:

DEDEDE DON'T TELL HER

Dedede:

???? OKAY I GUESS

Susie:

UGHHH

WELL AT LEAST I KNOW WHATEVER I DID INVOLVED KISSING AND TAKING A LONG TIME TO DO IT

wait.

Daroach:

Stares

Marx:

also stares

Susie:

Don't tell me I kissed Zan

Zan:

*opens twitter*

O_O

*closes twitter*

Magolor:

KHKJDQDOODJFIESDJ

Susie:

UM

@JB_Ice_Queen @JB_Arson

WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME AND ZAN YESTERDAY

Francisca:

?

Oh you guys kissed for half an hour at 3am

Flamberge:

It was very funny cuz u guys stared at each other for like 10 minutes every 5 minutes for 2h before that

Magolor:

NOOOO WHY DID YOU tELL HERR /lh

Susie:

…

~

In Love and Struggling

3:16 PM

Zan:

I AM GOING TO D WORD

Marx:

BAHAHHAHBDUZDHUEQHOFSIODIPO

Bandee:

GUYS

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY

Elfilin:

I ALREADY TOLD RICK WHO TOLD THE DREAMLAND GC

Bandee:

DANGIT

Daroach:

LMFAOOO

Bandee:

WHY DID U RUIN THE SURPRISEEEE

Elfilin:

im evil

~

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

3:16 PM

Dedede:

LMFAO

Kirby:

Good morning everyone!!! :D

Bandee:

Hello people owo

Marx:

Sup gays

GuyS

GUYS

FUCK

Bandee:

HFDSHDFDS

Magolor:

MARX LMFAO

Marx:

FUCKIGN CRUSED KEYBOAERD HZAYUGTEUYAZFREHAFGTDUY

Kirby:

I mean

ur not wrong

Bandee:

KIRBY NDFHGUIEQGUYHUZSJHDI

Dedede:

KIRBY?????

Kirby:

uhdefhyezhgfezuihgfz

Magolor:

TGGFEYGQFZDUYFDIQGKDGI WHAT

Taranza:

O. O

what just happened

Kirby:

I'm in a silly goofy mood

Meta knight:

this gc was a mistake.

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

9:14 PM

Magolor:

Hey guys I stole marx's glasses

he can't see shit and is bumping into every fucking thing it's hilarious

Taranza:

O_O

that sounds like ur trying to kill him

Magolor:

He'll be fineeeee

that's what happens when you raid my fridge one too many times

Kirby:

noted

I will add it to my “do not raid” fridge list

Magolor:

good

11:36 PM

DarkMK:

Meta knight is a gay.

Dedede:

gasp

how could this be

Marx:

SCHOKIGN IBFOTMATIN

I AN FLZBBREGASTRED

Bandana:

Oh em gee I cant believe meta knight is a g*y

Elfilin:

no way.........

Kirby:

|\( ° ∆ ° |\"" )

Taranza:

Unbelievable

Magolor:

*dramatic gasp*

Daroach:

who wouldve thought The Meta Knight was El Gee Bee Tea

Meta Knight:

huh

Daroach:

hi

Meta Knight:

Hello

wtf are you guys saying

DarkMK:

You are a gay.

Meta Knight:

so are you

DarkMK:

.

fuck

Dedede:

LMFAO

can't believe both meta knights are gay

Meta Knight:

Shocking I know

DarkMK:

I, however, wasn't finished

Meta Knight:

!

Magolor:

Grabs pop corn

DarkMK:

Meta Knight is gay...

For Dedede!

Dedede:

HUH

Bandee:

OMG???

Dedede:

HOLD ON FR????? 

Meta Knight:

... 

Well you see DMK...

My message saying you were a gay as well was also Unfinished 

DarkMK:

Wh-! 

Meta Knight:

For you see, Dark Meta Knight is a gay.... 

For Daroach!!! 

Daroach:

DID I FUCKING READ THIS RIGHT??? 

HUHHH

DarkMK:

HOW COULD YOU.

Meta Knight:

Farewell.

DarkMK:

YOU BASTARD. 

Dedede:

AND UR JSUT GONNA LEAVE LIKE THAT???

Magolor:

This is better than a Netflix series

Meta Knight:

*wraps my cape around myself and vanishes*

Elfilin:

What

The hell

Taranza:

???? 

Susie:

Oh wow 

Gay people sure are something 

Daroach:

AJSBZKDNSK?!?!?!??!?? 

WH

HAAAAAAA 

WAS MK FOR REAL

Dedede:

WAS DMK FOR REAL?????????? 

Adeleine:

Would not surprise me tbh

Kirby:

Yeah xD

~

In love and struggling 

12:51 AM

Bandee:

EMERGENCY MEETING

Y'all wtfudge was that

Dedede:

I DON'T KNOW?????????

Daroach:

I'm

djzzjeirhufjruzhfeihfozhdurhrrjrujrrv

Magolor:

Very entertaining 10/10

Marx:

Mags gibe me baxk mt glzqqed plezsd

I wzbba rezd

Magolor:

Oh right shit i forgor

Brb

Elfilin:

So

Uh

Taranza:

1. Why the heck did they expose each other like that 

2. Were they saying the truth

3. What the heck was that roleplay crap

Dedede:

IKR??

AND WHY MK AND DMK OF ALL PEOPLE

Daroach:

YEAH

Liek I wouldve understood if me and dedede did that cuz we're dumb and funny

BUT NOT OUR RESPECTIVE CRUSHES????

Dedede:

YEAH EXACTLY

Elfilin:

FIRST OF ALL let's calm down

And i'm gonna try to ask mk what the heck this was about

Since I'm the couples therapist™

Bandee:

Speaking of talking to meta knight

I think we should add kirby

We're not struggling anymore but eh

Dedede:

Good idea

Taranza:

I think that each time one of us get in couple we should add the partner in the gc

Daroach:

Yes

Yes v good idea

Bandee:

Then it's settled

Bandee added Kirby

Kirby:

Hiiiii! :D

Bandee:

Hi kirby! :)

Kirby:

What's this gc about?

Daroach:

Basically we're a bunch of single people except for magolor, marx, you, and Bandee, and since we struggle with our love life due to a variety of reasons, we talk about them on thsi gc and try to give each other advice

Elfilin:

And I'm here because they are unable to give any kind of advice to each other

Kirby:

Oh xD

Did u add me bc of what happened earlier

Bandee:

For the most part

The other part was bc now that we're dating u can be added to the gc

Also the only rule is to not talk about the gc to anyone out of it

Kirby:

Okay! :)

Dedede:

Anyway

Do u have any idea what the heck mk and dmk were on about

And also were they serious

Kirby:

Hmmm idk what that was or why they did it, but i'm almost sure they were serious about who was in love with who

I can't be sure about dmk and daroach but i'm 100% sure mk is in love with dedede xD

Dedede:

Holy shit

Hejejzmdkeldj

There is hope for me

Daroach:

This is insane

Kirby:

I can ask some of the people who interact with dmk if there's hope for you daroach xD

But from what I've seen at my birthday party

There most likely is

Getting him to admit it will be a challenge tho

Daroach:

Yeaaaahhhhhh

Taranza:

Oh boy

Dedede:

How do we do it with meta knight tho

Cuz if he likes me that's awesome

But he'll probably never say anything about it AND he's completely blind regarding my hints

Elfilin:

That's where I intervene

Imma tell a word or two to this gay blueberry

Get him to stop listening to mask and drinking monster energy drinks, and convince him to fricking TALK ABOUT HIS FEELINGS PROPERLY AND NOT THROUGH A ROLEPLAY IN A GC

Bandee:

My goodness, that's gonna be very complicated 

Kirby:

Dw, if i could kill god and satan multiple times and inhale a car, i can get two people to start dating

Taranza:

Each time i get reminded of your ability to inhales vehicles i want to cry

Marx:

And Bandee kissed that shit

Dude goes omnomnom rusty car and Bandee sees that and goes yep that's the guy i want to kiss on the lips yep

Bandee:

L+ratio+ur litterally dating a catboy who smokes catnip daily

Zan:

What

The fuck

Have I missed while i was praying

Holy void

~

Dreamland more like gayland | Gooey our beloved 

9:03 AM

Kirby:

Heyyyy everyone

Listen to this

Its bandee singing

He's su cute qwq

https://youtube.com/shorts/4MJ9TiRxc1M?feature=share

Flamberge:

AWWW

Tell him he sings well owo

Kirby:

I did! :D

He doesn't sing often so i don't miss any opportunity òwó

Magolor:

Aww that's cute

Marx tells me i sing well too, but I don't sing often either, especially near people ^^'

Flamberge:

Yea it' s okay Francisca does the same thing

Guess we all either have shy partners or are the shy partners xD

Magolor:

Wait

U and Francisca are dating?

Flamberge:

Yep :)

Magolor:

...

I thought you were siblings zkdbejrejej

Flamberge:

HUH 

Magolor:

U GUYS CALL URSELVES THE MAGE SISTERS YOU CAN'T BLAME ME

Flamberge:

AJSHZJSKEK

NAH IT'S LIKE

SISTERS AS IN NUNS

FOR THE JAMBASTION AND SHIT

WE AREN'T SIBLINGS OMV

Kirby:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It all makes sense now

Flamberge:

HOW MANY OF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE ACTUAL SIBLINGS

Magolor:

A MAJORITY OF PEOPLE I THINK

Flamberge:

Oh my gosh

This is terrible 

I'm gonna make my pinned tweet say that me and the other members of the jambastion aren't related because oh my void this is embarrassing 

Kirby:

Yeah that sounds like a good idea lmao

Anyway im gonna go sleep for the entire day now bye bye

Magolor:

Gn kirby! 

Flamberge:

Good morning night or whatever XD

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland

5:49 AM

Marx:

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

WAKE UP

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

@Sc1enceBxtch

Susie:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT IT'S 5AM

Marx:

WELL YOU SEE

I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO AVOID GETTING SQUISHED BY TWO GIGANTIC FELINES

Susie:

WAIT WHAT

Marx:

BECAUSE YOUR BITCHASS CAT DECIDED TO FIGHT MINE

Susie:

You're joking 

There's no way Star Dream sneaked out and traveled *that* far just to fight with your cat at 5 in the goddamn morning

Marx:

Well i fucking wish I was

I'd really love to be in my bed and be a little bitch on Twitter dot com rn

Unfortunately I have to break a fight between two cats that are 7 times my size

SO NOW HURRY THE FUCK UP AND COME GET UR CAT 

I DON'T WANNA DIE BY OVERSIZED PAW

Susie:

OKAY okay i' m coming 

Should be here in about 10 minutes 

Why did they start fighting?? 

Marx:

Idk

Mags was working and i was watching shit on the internet and then we heard a huge bang outside and it was the cats fighting 

And like star Dream is twice the size of Nova so I was KINDA SCARED YOUR CAT WOULD KILL MINE AND STUFF

Susie:

OH SHIT SD IS WAY BIGGER THAN NOVA THAT'S TRUE

Marx:

And magolor being the little bitch he is told me to deal with this myself and drove the lor away so the cats don't accidentally damage it

I'm sure he's laughing at me struggling rn 

Magolor:

I am

Marx:

Die

Magolor:

<3

Susie:

ಠ_ಠ

Are any of the cats injured? 

Marx:

Not that i can tell

I'm trying to distract them how i can but they don't give a shit about me

Susie:

i'm here

Where are you

Marx:

Am floating next to them rn

I see ur ship

Susie:

Okay i see you

Get on board and i'll tell you what we're gonna do

Marx:

Ok

12:38

Bandee:

So

Did you guys manage to get the cats to stop fighting 

Daroach:

And are you guys still alive

Susie:

Yeah we did

Still have no idea how or why star dream sneaked out

Kirby:

Cats are okay? 

Susie:

Yes the cats are okay

Kirby:

Yay!

Kirby's happy :) 

Daroach:

Ayo who's on Kirby's phone

Kirby:

?

Kirby's on Kirby's phone O. O

Daroach:

Why are you speaking about yourself at the 3rd person then lmao

Kirby:

OHH

WHOOPS

qwq

Bandee:

It's okay kirby, u can talk about yourself at the 3rd person if you want :) 

Kirby:

Really? Is it okay? QwQ

Bandee:

Of course it is! 

Daroach:

Yea just got a bit confused 

U can speak however u want

Susie:

Ofc it's okay, Why do you do that tho if u don't mind me asking? 

Kirby:

Dunno

Just rather speak like that O. O

Susie:

Oh alright 

Daroach:

Btw kirby did you ask shadow about

What happened 

Kirby:

Yep

They told Kirby that DarkMK threw himself out the window after they asked 

Daroach:

. 

Ah

DarkMK:

Tell the little shit it has 30 seconds to fucking run

Shadow Kirby:

KIRBY. 

Kirby:

OH NO IM SORRY

I FORGOT

Elfilin:

Svavdheueeuzkzk

Portl opnede

Shadow Kirby:

Thank you i am now safe

DarkMK:

Fuck

Shadow Kirby:

Hah 

Daroach:

So

DarkMK:

No

Daroach:

Why did you throw yourself out your window when 

DarkMK:

Die

Daroach:

Aight

DarkMK:

Wait no

Daroach:

👀

DarkMK:

. 

Throwing myself out the window again. 

Daroach:

NOOOOO

Dedede:

Good morning what the fuck is happening 

Susie:

It seems DMK is trying to remove the gay from his soul by repeatedly throwing himself out the window 

It appears to not be working

Dedede:

Makes sense

I too tried to remove the gay from my soul my throwing myself off of high places

And broken bones don't make you straight sorry

Daroach:

AKSHZJDBZJFJJEB???????? 

Bandee:

Whwhat. 

Susie:

ARE YOU FR???????? 

Dedede:

No

Bandee:

. 

Daroach:

Fucking hell dedede

Dedede:

😁

Elfilin:

So is this knight callout time

Cuz boy i got things to say

Meta Knight:

Hello everyone

. 

Nevermind

Dedede:

Nope you stay there

Meta Knight:

Adios

Dedede:

U better reply to my dms bcs if u don't i'm going to grab you 

And have a face to face discussion 

Meta Knight:

H

Please do not grab me 

Susie:

Everything is wrong with this sentence 

Kirby:

Kirby is confused and will go outside now bye 

Bandee:

And I will be joining them

Elfilin:

Bye you two

Anyway should I expose batman

Daroach:

Yes 

Meta Knight:

No

Dedede:

Yes

Susie:

Yes

Elfilin:

Well sike, i won't 

Teehee

Dedede:

:(

Elfilin:

:) 

Shadow Kirby:

What's a dilf? 

Susie:

??!?!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?! 

DarkMK:

Don't you dare answer that question. 

Daroach:

Wh

DarkMK:

Going back to the window 

Daroach:

STOP DOING TJAT

Elfilin:

Skirby please stop reading my dms with Meta Knight ☺️

Shadow Kirby:

Okie…. 

Dedede:

?!?!!?!!!?!??!?!?!!?!?!!!?!??!!!?!!?!!??!?!!??!?!?!?!??!??!?? 

Susie:

WHAT

Daroach:

The fuck

Meta knight:

Elfilin. 

Elfilin:

Meta Knight. 

GK:

𝓢𝓾𝓹 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼

Elfilin:

Go back to being dead you

GK:

𝓝𝓸

𝓑𝓽𝔀 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓷𝓮𝔀𝓼 𝓘 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓱𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝔀 

Meta Knight:

Those are not good news

GK:

𝓒𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽

Flamberge:

WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE 

GK:

𝓒𝓾𝔃 𝓲 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓶𝓯𝓪𝓸

Flamberge:

HOW AREN'T YOU DEAD YET

GK:

𝓟𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓽𝓮

𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓷

Kirby:

????????????? 

Kirby killed you ! Twice! 

And also the butterfly!! 

Morpho:

You cannot kill me, for I am the one who gives judgement

Elfilin:

HOW ARE THEY IN THE GC

Morpho:

Thievery. 

GK:

𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽

Bandee:

OーO

GK:

𝓐𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝓲𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓽 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓴𝓷𝓮𝓮𝓼

Daroach:

You keep saying "we" Are you guys always together or something?? 

Morpho:

We share a body. 

Daroach:

What. 

Morpho:

In order to keep them alive I had to absorb them again. 

This time however, we both have control on this body. 

Bandee:

Didn't galacta knight go on a rant about how they hated morpho and the color orange the other day

Kirby:

Oh right that's why me killed them in the first place 

GK:

𝓐𝓼 𝓪 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭 

𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮, 𝓼𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮, 𝓼𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓲𝓽

Morpho:

Kirby was the one who killed Galacta? 

Kirby:

They insulted Bandee, they deserved it U. U

Morpho:

… 

Susie:

I feel like a fight's about to happen

Bandee:

They better not hurt kirby

Meta Knight:

If that were to happen, I would come and help you. 

Dedede:

Same for me

GK:

𝓞𝓜𝓖 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓟𝓗𝓞 𝓦𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓢 𝓣𝓞 𝓓𝓔𝓕𝓔𝓝𝓓 𝓜𝓔 𝓐𝓦𝓦𝓦

Morpho:

…….. 

Elfilin: 

Oh okay so being gay for someone but refusing to admit it is a knight thing I see

GK:

𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 

Morpho:

What. 

Daroach:

Wow it really is 

Marx:

Hey guys Magolor is high out of his mind do you wanna see

Bandee:

Omg. 

Dedede:

HELL YEAH

Daroach:

HELL YEAH

Susie:

HELL YEAH

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

2:13

Taranza:

Just saw Kirby and Gooey eating sand together like it was a perfectly normal activity to do with your friends on a saturday afternoon

“Hey wanna go to the beach?” “to go swimming?” “Nah to go eat sand ” “heck yeah”

Marx:

Got a problem with people who eat sand, Taranza?

Taranza:

Marx istg

Marx:

Why do you hate people who are different than you HUH

HUH

SMH TARANZA

Taranza:

Head in hands

Meta Knight:

Don’t tell me Kirby ate sand again.

Taranza:

They did

Meta Knight:

Oh My Fucking God I Cannot With This Child.

Taranza:

Gooey is also eating sand with them is that a problem

Meta Knight:

Omfg.

Marx:

Are they enjoying themselves

Taranza:

Looks like it

Marx:

Great

Meta Knight:

Why does this keep happening 

Why just why

Kirby wHY DO YOU KEEP EATING SAND

Kirby:

TASTY ADN CRUMCHY

OMNOMNOMNOBPBOBPBONPBP

Meta Knight:

I am going to go insane 

Marx:

Marry Dedede so he can be in charge of the kids instead of you

Meta Knight:

Yk what I just might 

Taranza:

Oms?? 

Meta Knight:

I was hacked

Marx:

KSJSJZKSJSJSK

5:47

Susie:

I think we should kick the inactive people 

Bandee:

Why? 

Susie:

Cause it'd look less crowded and idk maybe we'll wanna add more people later and since there's a people limit in gcs we'll need more space 

Bandee:

Oh yeah fair

Elfilin: 

That's a good idea, there are actually more people who have never said anything in here than people who have xD

Francisca:

Cool idea but don't kick hyness pls we've been trying to teach him how to use his phone since he's had it and he's very slowly getting the hang of it

He'll start talking here eventually 

Bandee:

Noted

Adeleine:

Omg i forgot about this

Pls don't kick me i promise i'll be more active shshsjkssjjzj

Ribbon too, she's gonna get her phone back soon

Bandee:

You took her phone away?

Adeleine:

Stole all my cookies, that was her punishment 

Bandee:

Oh well

Paintra:

HI

PLS DONT KICK ME AND DRAWCIA AND VIVIDRIA WE LIKE TO LURK AND U GUYS ARE FUNNY 

. 

K BYE GOING BACK INTO THE ABYSS

Bandee:

Will keep that in mind 

Adeleine:

Wait

Bandee:

? 

Adeleine:

No nvm

Susie: 

Is that all the people who need to not get kicked? 

Rick:

Ayooooo ik we don't talk alot but can u not kick me, Kine or coo we like to know what's going on

Coo:

And also please don't kick Gooey Or Dark Matter Swordsman 

As weird as it might seem they're using this gc to learn about how people work

Susie:

Terrible decision, really 

Coo:

They learn with what they have

And they happen to have phones 

Bandee: 

alllllllrighty

Hey elfilin do you think Kirby would get mad if we Kicked Carol and Leon 

Elfilin:

Yes

Bandee:

Welp

It has been settled

If other people wanna join or some wanna join back they'll probs just ask kirby to add them back 

Susie:

Yeah

33 people left

Bandee:

We are now 30 xD

Elfilin:

My goodness 

Rick:

Kirby has too many friends he doesn't interact with sjdbejzbejzb

Susie:

Fr

Marx:

O we removed people? 

Bandee:

Yep

Marx:

Awesome now everyone will be active by fear of getting kicked let's gooooooo

MORE CHAOS 

Daroach:

FUCK YEAH

Taranza:

because of course that'd be your first thought 

Kirby:

Hi everyone :) 

Oh yous removed the inactive people? 

Bandee:

Yeah sorry, it looked too crowded for the amount of active people 

Kirby:

Don' t apologize! Kirby wanted to do that too but me felt bad ^ᴗ^'

So thank you! :D

Susie:

Was my idea 

Kirby:

Thankies Susie! :D

Marx:

Susie back at it again, stealing the clout

Susie:

I will get all the clout 

Daroach:

Clout

Where

I want clout

Susie:

If you cameo on my streams you'll get clout

Marx:

Your what now

Susie:

Everyone Follow me on twitch my handle is Sc1enceBxtch just like on Twitter 

Adeleine:

Holy stars you stream on twitch???

Susie:

Yes but only because my army of simps gives me money all the time

Daroach:

Holy shit

Kirby:

What's twitch

Bandee:

Youtube except there's only live videos 

Kirby:

Oooooooo

Magolor:

What do you stream susie

Susie:

Just chatting half the time, variety games the other half

Magolor:

Called it

@TheJesterTM money now i won the bet 

Marx:

Fuck

Susie:

Did you bet on what I'd stream

Magolor:

Yes and he thought you did 100% just chatting while asking for donos

Susie:

If twitch's TOS weren't a thing then he'd be right 

Unfortunately i'd like to keep my account unbanned

Marx:

Curse you TOS

Daroach:

Lmfao

The 3 types of people who don't like TOS : streamers, simps, and people who bet on what streamers stream about

Adeleine:

That last one hurt my brain

Kirby:

Guys

Oh no

Susie:

What

Kirby:

I eated a bees :'(

Marx:

LMFAO

Meta Knight:

Kirby. 

Please stop eating everything you see. 

I am going to go insane 

Kirby:

Me didnt do it on purpose!!!!! 

Adeleine:

ARE YOU OKAY??? 

DID THE BEE STING YOU?? 

😰

Elfilin:

They' re okay

Just sad that they killed a bee

Kirby:

POOR BEES

IT DEAD

D:

Meta Knight:

How the fuck did you even eat a bee accidentally

Bandee:

HEY

LANGUAGE. 

Meta Knight:

I swear these children are gonna drive me mad. 

Kirby:

Kirby was breathing 

And then poof 

Eated a bees

Rick:

Lmao 

Kirby:

ITS NOT FUNNY

POOR BEES

NO MORE HONEY

JUST… DIGESTED BEES

Magolor:

Marx is currently dying because of "digested bees" 

Kirby:

>:(

Marx:

DIGESTED BEES BAHABAB1HZVAHHHAGZ

Kirby:

>>;(

Dedede:

The heck is goin on here

Meta Knight:

Kirby ate a bee. 

Dedede:

LMFAO??? 

Kirby:

I EATED A BEES

HUWAAAAAAA D':

Susie:

Guys i'm not sure but I think Kirby ate a bee

Daroach:

What are you saying, he didn't eat a bee, he eated a bees

Susie:

Oh right sorry

Dedede:

Are they okay??? 😭

Bandee:

Physically yes

Psychologically no

Marx:

Trauma of eated a bees

Meta Knight:

Somebody stop this i'm begging 

It's the 5th time he cries because he accidentally ate an insect

Last time it was a butterfly 

Kirby:

I DIDN'T WANNA EATED A BUTTER FLY

HUWAAAAAAAA

Morpho:

Hey. 

Who's eating my cousins. 

Marx:

Kirby

Kirby:

😢😢😢😢😢

Morpho:

Oh.

It's okay then they weren't actually my cousins. 

Marx:

Ayo flying fuck 

Give me back my mangos

Morpho:

If you give me your soul then maybe

Marx:

How about you give me the mangos and i keep my soul

Morpho:

How about you give me your soul and i keep the mangos? 

Dedede:

Wtf

Morpho:

Hello. 

Elfilin:

Local grim reaper is obsessed with mangos 

Morpho:

Mangos. 

Daroach:

??????? 

Morpho:

Mangos.

Chapter Text

Dreamland more like Gayland | Gooey our beloved

9:02 AM

Marx:

@SansUndertale6163

Why the fuck is that your username

Daroach:

HOLY SHIT SANDS UNDERTALE 

Morpho:

It was Galacta's idea. 

Daroach:

Fucking genius 

Galacta:

𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 

Marx:

Nice new font and dn, why'd you change

Galacta:

𝑪𝒖𝒛 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐

Morpho:

Why do you even use fonts?

Galacta:

𝑪𝒖𝒛 𝒊'𝒎 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒘𝒂𝒈 

Morpho:

But you are neither white nor a boy. 

Galacta:

𝑪𝒖𝒛 𝒊'𝒎 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒘𝒂𝒈 

Marx:

JSHSZHHSHZZG

Daroach:

Who are you and who allowed you to be this funny

Galacta:

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒏𝒐 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻

Morpho:

No you don't. 

I must remind you that we share a body and that i have full control over it. 

Galacta:

:(

Meta Knight:

Why didn't we kick these guys 

Daroach:

Why should we 

Marx:

Because they threatened our knees if we did MK

Meta Knight:

That's the reason? Seriously? 

Morpho:

Worry not, these were empty threats, I won't allow galacta to destroy anything, but please don't kick us

Galacta:

𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒎 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒅𝒐 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕

Morpho:

Have you considered not trying to be scary

So people actually like you 

Marx:

Meta Knight: and I took it personally 

Daroach:

BAHAHA

Meta Knight: 

Shut the fuck up you two

Morpho:

Why are you being so impolite? 

Why are you all swearing? I'm genuinely wondering. 

Marx:

Because swearing funny

Meta Knight:

Because I'm unhappy 

Morpho:

And why is that? 

Meta Knight:

Because Galacta knight is my enemy and people are acting as if they were just some guy

Galacta:

𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒐

𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 

Meta Knight:

Attacking me and destroying everything around you when I summoned you

Galacta:

𝑾𝑨𝑺𝑵'𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑬????? 

𝑺𝑶 𝑾𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫 𝑭𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻??? 

Meta Knight:

It was, but destroying planets was not necessary

Daroach:

THE HUH

Galacta:

𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒇 𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕

𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 

Meta Knight:

For star dream to warn me about it, it must've happened more than once

Which you also destroyed by the way