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Barbara heals Razors wolf pack too.

Barbara gives them all goodnight kisses.

Razor gives her them back while Bennett is freaking out because he lives his gf.

Bennett tries to give them gifts but always ends up messed tf up, neither of them know how, but he does.

Razor takes them hunting a lot, it took a while for them to get used to it, but know its a tradition: they hunt every Sunday.

They go to every one of Barbara's concerts.

Bennett and Razor have terrible singing voices, but Barbara still asks them for lullabies.

Barbara organises most of their dates: Bennett has the worst luck (you know, I know you know, but still), and Razor has no idea what a romantic set up is.

Cuddles every day, every night.

Bennett and Razor were the first to start dating, but Bennett then fell for Barbara and Barbara fell for him, then finally Barbara and Razor fell in love.

Barbara beats the Albert away with sticks and her boys will help! (F you Albert)

Razor licks their faces and gets upset when they wipe his saliva off, they end up with wet faces for entire days.

Bennett tries to set up dates on their anniversaries but they just end up at good hunter with a crying Bennett.

Razor is clingyyyyyy.

Barbara asks them if they're alright every 3 seconds (they don't mind though).

Barbara is the only one allowed in the kitchen: Bennett will burn their whole house down and so will Razor.

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They are so wholesome, they have so many little traditions I couldn't possibly list them all.

Bennett burns his hands the moment he touches a stove (on or off).

Barbara heals them 20,000 times a day XD.

Razor and Barbara are coffee people, Bennett is a tea person who never drinks tea because he spills it all over himself.

Barbara makes them special meals and snacks when they get upset (her cookies are popular).

Barbara joined the knights when she was 23, she only acts as a healer though, but does have basic sword training now! Her boys are always so worried for her when she goes out to be on med bay. 

Her boys are so supportive, the moment she does something they cheer for her.

Bennett goes to the church with Barbara (she still goes regularly just for luck) but Razor doesn't, he can't sit still and feels bad when he disrupts them.

Razor is far too aware of his surroundings, he's a light sleeper so Barbara and Bennett are always trying so hard to be quiet they end up hardly sleeping XD.

Bennett goes on so many expeditions now because his bad luck has shifted and managed to lessen a bit over time. His partners are always so lonely without their little bad luck boy.

Razor brings them dead mouses, like a cat, he also brings them the newspapers and stuff so it evens it out.

Gifts once a month from each of them.

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Barbara: Dearests, I'm fine, I can heal myself-

Bennett: I'll try and make you muffins and I'll get the first aid kit-!

Razor: Razor will hunt down the person that did this to Lupical girl.

Barbara and Bennett: D:)

Razor, who was literally raised by wolves: :))