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The little village that rests at the heel of Castle Dimitrescu has a rough population of thirty-eight, and of that slim number you are the only one that knows how to tune a piano. It had been two, now it is one.
There are about three pianos within a seventy-mile proximity to you. And of those three pianos, there is only one person who owns one that can actually bother to have it tuned. And there are four lords, there is only one of them that is cannibalistic.
All the odds intercept to bring you to the castle doors.
Because fuck you.