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Once upon a time Barack Obama and Donald Trump were on a date. It was a very hot and sexy date, a dinner at 10.00$ srimp restaurant. Suddenly, god himself appeared and pulled out a glock. He demanded, "If you do not get the cock, I will shoot you with the Glock." Trump and Obama ,being very gay got in there knees and deep throated both of God's 3ft long shark dicks. Fox news anchor Julius Caesar bursts into the room, with his camera crew. "This is going to be the best political news this week!" They started filming the incident on live TV. But god, always ahead of the game, caused a malfunction causing all the footage to be closed. God would never let his kittens get hurt on his behalf. That's right! God himself is the discord moderator of heaven. God watched in awe as his kittens took him deeper and deeper, hardly gagging like good little presidents. God, in pure bliss, could not take it anymore and started thrusting rapidly into their gaping mouths, moans and grunts erupting from his mouth. The news reporters watched in awe as God indulged himself, wondering if this is the pure and holy being they worshipped. But God's lust knows no bounds. Not satisfied with just two kittens, he snapped his fingers and all the crew were instantly in maid outfits. "Come service your god, kittens!" Each of the crew slowly began to pleasure their moderator kun ending with Caesar himself after covering himself in peanut butter.
God materialized two giant slices of bread, making a Peanut butter and Caesar sandwich. "Caesar, you will experience the entirety of my almighty power." God then slowly swallowed the sandwich in one mighty gulp. Caesar slid down his throat while the bread and peanut butter were dissolved off of his naked body. But he himself did not disolve. The dark and moist insides exciting every inch of Caesar's sensitive body. God groaned in pain and also excitement as Caesar kicked against God's bulging belly, moaning thinking about Caesar being his baby. Despite not having a womb, God, absolutely enthused at the thought of giving birth, used his godly powers to dilate his asshole to push out Julius Caesar. Donald Trump and Barack Obama stopped sucking god's massive schlong and began aiding him in the birth process, and with a couple mighty pushes Julius Caesar popped out with a gush of blood, lube and shit. As Caesar emerged, he was now a baby. God, now feeling a sense of parental responsibility, decided he was going to raise this child. "We are done here, leave this place everyone!" The exhausted crew and presidents began to leave. "Trump, Obama, halt. You will be my wives and help raise this child". In the confusion unseen to even god a witness slid a camera in to her pocket. nun other then trump's wife. Having know of trumps affair