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xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Rinrin, it is time for our infernal meeting of grim strategy. What succubi tricks will we use to seduce Sayo-san?

HikikomoriSorcerer

(¬‿¬ ) Fufufu... I have recieved the ancient knowledge of fry-making.

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Mwa-ha-ha! Now we can use our powers of, um, burning oil to seduce the cool-as-um, cool-as-frozen over...

HikikomoriSorcerer

cool as cocytus?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

We can now seduce the cool-as-Cocytus Sayo-san with cool-as-Cocytus fries!

HikikomoriSorcerer

But Ako-chan, aren't fries supposed to be hot? So maybe we could seduce the hot-as-hellfire Sayo-san with hot-as-hellfire fries

HikikomoriSorcerer

Wait, Ako-chan, isn't this the group chat with everyone Σ(°△°|||)︴

Chisato

In fact, it isn’t. Care to explain why this chat has around… 35 people in it?

BreadQueen

So everyone can be jealous of the fact that Moca-chan does in fact have a famous girlfriend that just goes to another school together~

NotAFlowerGirl

Moca, I’m positive that everyone already knew you about you and Chisato.

HikikomoriSorcerer

Ako-chan and I thought that we might want to play NFO after our next joint concert, so we made this group chat (￣ω￣)

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Yup. And it's great you're here, Chisa-senpai! Moca-chin was talking about how much she wanted to play with you the last time I was playing with her

MadDogDrummer

NFO, huh? That's that cute little program you guys use on your computers, yeah?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Yeah! We should play together, too, King!

PasuPareFan

Chisato-san is dating? Congratulations to her!

JellyFishLover

Fueeeeeee why are there so many people in this group?

NotAFlowerGirl

I believe it’s everyone from the Girls Band Party that participated, judging by the amount of members at least.

JellyFishLover

Oh, okay! Hello everyone ^~^

INeedCoffee

That explains why my phone is blowing up all of a sudden

JellyFishLover

Hi, Misaki-chan ❤️

INeedCoffee

Hey Kanon-san ❤️

MadDogDrummer

Woah, love is in the air

BreadQueen

Bring Moca-chan the air then, Chisato needs all the love she can get~

PasuPareFan

Alright! I will bring you all the love I can for Chisato-san! ❤️

JellyFishLover

Fueeeee please CHisato-chan, dont feel you're not loved 😢

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Can Rinrin and I have some love air, too? Maybe we could make a love potion for Sayo-san

INeedCoffee

I think Moca is just being Moca, Kanon-san...

NotAFlowerGirl

Ako, I feel inclined to stop you after hearing plenty of stories from Tomoe about your… brewing antics

NotAFlowerGirl

However, it’s not my place to stop you

INeedCoffee

Just don't blow anything up and you should be fine...probably. Maybe

theonepureperson

please don’t blow anyone up >-<

HikikomoriSorcerer

Maybe... we shouldn't talk about this where Sayo can see it, Ako-chan. But, um, if anyone had any hypothetical advice for confessing to a purely hypothetical person, it would be appreciated (o-_-o)

HikikomoriSorcerer

Or tips for brewing a love potion... without setting of the fire alarm again...

JoinTheAstronomyClub

Onee-chan loves french fries. If you dose those with love potion, it will work even if she knows it's coming.

MadDogDrummer

I'm sure anyone would be lucky to have ya, just be your cute selves

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Thanks King! Anyone would be lucky to have a girlfriend as cool as you, too!

MadDogDrummer

Haha, thanks Ako, you're a real one

HikikomoriSorcerer

I'm very happy that you're such a good friend to Ako-chan, Satou-san. I just want to tell you that you don't need to worry about my feelings at all if you wanted to get closer to her (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Thanks for being such a trusting girlfriend Rinrin! I promise not to do anything to break that trust!

HikikomoriSorcerer

...Thank you, Ako-chan

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

@JoinTheAstronomyClub Do you have any recipes for love potions that are kind of like ketchup?

Poppin’Stan

W-wait, what's going on? Masuki-san, what's this about Ako-chan?

JoinTheAstronomyClub

I don't know, I've never tried making one. Maybe Ran could help with the ingredients? She knows about lots of plants.

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Hmm, makes sense, but Ran-chan doesn't want me to brew things.... Maybe she could help?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Oh, Rinrin, our cooldown is done so we can do that raid again. See you later, guys!

NotAFlowerGirl

Okay I’m going to draw a line at “assisting in making a love potion”. Besides, I know flowers, not plants with dubious properties.

KiraKiraDokiDoki

Aaaaah! LOCK? You're here too? Are you trying to make a love potion for me???

MadDogDrummer

Ah, sorry Lock, I didn't mean to scare ya

MadDogDrummer

Of course I wouldn't do anything that makes ya uncomfortable

PasuPareFan

Oh, that reminds me! I must wake Chu2-sama from her nap now!

PasuPareFan

I will be back soon, everyone!

Poppin’Stan

A l-l-love potion? Eeeek~

MadDogDrummer

Hey Lock, let's talk over lunch

MadDogDrummer

I'll come pick you up

Poppin’Stan

Okay ❤️

KiraKiraDokiDoki

@Poppin’Stan hehe, if you wanted me that much, you only needed to ask~

KiraKiraDokiDoki

💖

Poppin’Stan

(〃▽〃)

CatDJ

I just woke up and WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS

HappyLuckySmileYay

We're all together now! Isn't it wonderful?

CatDJ

I suppose.

HappyLuckySmileYay

Wait! Where's Michelle? Did nobody invite her?

PasuPareFan

Don’t worry, Kokoro-san! I’m sure that Michelle will be added soon!

HappyLuckySmileYay

Yeah, Misaki will definitely add her, they're such good friends!

INeedCoffee

uuhhhh Michelle isn't able to join the group chat, she really does not like being around this many people unfortunately :(

HappyLuckySmileYay

But I'm worried about her! Can't you at least invite her, just in case?

HappyLuckySmileYay

I don't want Michelle to be lonely!

Chisato

I’m sure that Michelle has her friends too, Kokoro-chan.

PasuPareFan

I agree with Chisato-san! I’m sure that Michelle has her own friends to be with, too.

JoinTheAstronomyClub

Fufu, you aren't saying that just because Chisato is too cute to argue with, are you @PasuPareFan?

CatDJ

🛑

CatDJ

Do NOT try to steal my girlfriend, Hina Hikawa.

JoinTheAstronomyClub

I'm not stealing her! I'm just helping Chisato-chan steal her~

CatDJ

I know where you live and I can easily set up a speaker to blast dubstep the next time you step into the bathroom if you don’t stop now.

JellyFishLover

fueeee please stop fighting you too! >.<

Chisato

I’m not trying to steal PAREO, Chu2-chan. You can calm down.

INeedCoffee

@HappyLuckySmileYay I'll see what she can do

HappyLuckySmileYay

Look, Kanon, Misaki! It's Michelle!

Michelle-Pinkbear

Hello everyone~ I hope you're all smiling today! Misaki said you were worried about me being lonely, but fret not. I am well and alive

theonepureperson

wow, Michelle-san is here now!

HappyLuckySmileYay

What are you up to right now, Michelle? I feel like we hardly ever run into each other!

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

We're finally done. That was such a tough raid... but we got Sayo-san!

Hikawa_Sayo

It only took so long because you insisted on fighting with only your fists. Even though all your damage comes from magic.

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

But think of the content! And that boss would have been way too easy with our actual equips

HikikomoriSorcerer

I think Ako-chan is right. If we could beat it without weapons, even if it took us so long, it was a pretty easy boss. We're grateful that you joined us, Sayo-san

Michelle-Pinkbear

I am getting ready for hibernation in the fall in between our interactions, I am a very busy bear! Thankfully Misaki keeps me in the loop. ANyway, i must depart again, I will make more efforts to keep in touch. Take care!

INeedCoffee

I need a coffee right now...

JellyFishLover

Poor Misaki-chan...

Hikawa_Sayo

Thank you for inviting me. It's always nice to play together with you two. In any case, you made this group chat so we could play with the others, right? I'm surprised that so many people play NFO. There's a lot of post history I need to read through.

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

You don't need to worry about that Sayo-san. Just jump right in!

Hikawa_Sayo

That seems irresponsible

Hikawa_Sayo

...

INeedCoffee

Yeah Hikawa-san, there's nothing worth reading. Just a lot of memes and dick jokes

Hikawa_Sayo

INeedCoffee

Whelp, I tried guys

Hikawa_Sayo

Udagawa-san, Shirokane-san, is there something you wanted to tell me?

CatDJ

Ako Udagawa, you’re an expert at brewing potions, correct?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

uhhhh.... Sayo-san, are you tired, because you've been walking around my mind all day

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

@CatDJ I'm an expert at brewing fire potions but not really much else

Hikawa_Sayo

Please do not try brewing ever again, Udagawa-san. And please do not attempt to use love potions to win people over. In fact, I would have accepted if you confessed properly, Udagawa-san.

CatDJ

Well, how about a drink that’s able to fuel an all-nighter? Can you do that?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Sayo, you're super-duper swell, please go out with us!

HikikomoriSorcerer

(°ㅂ°╬) Ako is trying to confess our love and get us a new girlfriend right now. Don't ruin it for us Chu2-san!

PasuPareFan

They’re right, Chu2-sama! Please don’t kill the mood!

HikikomoriSorcerer

Here's my referral code for g-fuel: ____________

HikikomoriSorcerer

And Sayo-san, Ako-chan and I have been in love with you for a very long time. We'll do our best to make you the happiest girl in the world, so will you make us the happiest girls?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Yeah! We can even make you really good friench fries!

Hikawa_Sayo

You don't need to give me french fries to get me to accept. I'm not very sure about how relationships work, but I'd be happy to join yours.

Hikawa_Sayo

That said, I would greatly appreciate any fries you give me anyway.

HappyLuckySmileYay

What is "g-fuel" and why do all the suit people look so scared when I try to ask them about it?

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

It's fuel for gamers. And Rinrin can get money if you buy some. Do you want to try it? We have a bunch

INeedCoffee

AKO NO

HappyLuckySmileYay

I like games!

JellyFishLover

Fueeeee....

PasuPareFan

It’s Chu2-sama’s favorite drink! I often have to stop her from drinking too much when she’s planning RAS concerts overnight!

Hikawa_Sayo

Tsurumaki-san, G-Fuel is an energy drink. It gives energy to people who lack it, for reasons such as not getting enough sleep. Due to how healthy and energetic you are, I think you would be just fine playing games without it.

INeedCoffee

Yes please listen to Hikawa-san

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

I dunno Sayo-san. There are times when I'm energetic but I drink some G-Fuel and then I'm super-duper energetic

Hikawa_Sayo

Udagawa-san, Shirokane-san tells me you are very fond of cuddles. Shirokane-san and I will go to your house right now and give you some if you stop posting.

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Heck-yeah! First date time! I'm gonna find a fun boardgame to play while cuddling. The dark one fades back into the shadows!

HikikomoriSorcerer

Ako-chan's chuunibyou speech is cute, isn't it

KiraKiraDokiDoki

Rokka! Mashiro! Why can't you confess like that to me?

Hikawa_Sayo

...I have to agree. Shirokane-san and I will see the rest of you later.

theonepureperson

I’m sorry Kasumi-san but I don’t want to get knocked over when you try to give me a hug

theonepureperson

Your energy scares me sometimes ;-;

KiraKiraDokiDoki

That just makes me want to hug you even more!

Poppin’Stan

A c-confession? That's so sudden...

BreadGirl

Kasumi, make sure you aren't overwhelming the poor girls 🙂 we've talked about this

KiraKiraDokiDoki

But it's been like a whole week since then! Isn't that enough time?

MadDogDrummer

Lock, just remember what we talked about, you got this 👍

BreadGirl

Not *quite* but you're getting better! 🙂

KiraKiraDokiDoki

sowwy 😭

TopTierTouko

Nah, you’re doing it right already Kasumi-san!

Poppin’Stan

U-um, I'd like to accept your offer, Kasumi-senpai

Poppin’Stan

If I'm good enough, that is...

BreadGirl

Well then, I guess the Kasumi way works in mysterious ways

theonepureperson

Touko-chan, please stop, Kasumi can’t tell that you’re kidding ;-;

TopTierTouko

Shiro, what makes you think I’m kidding? It works. Probably.

BreadGirl

If anyone but Kasumi tried that it wouldn't work. How she makes it work is beyond me, but that's part of her charm 🙂

KiraKiraDokiDoki

@Poppin’Stan I'll be right over!

Poppin’Stan

Should I be scared? I'm kinda scared.

BreadQueen

dw you’re good

BreadGirl

@Poppin’Stan get ready for Kasumi to cling to you forever hehe

BreadQueen

If anything, Mashiro’s the clingy one. But don’t ask how Moca-chan knows that one~

NotAFlowerGirl

MOCA.

BreadGirl

ahaha be nice Moca, or ill cut your bread supply off

BreadQueen

Okay I said absolutely nothing just now.

BreadGirl

Good girl~ 😉

TopTierTouko

👀

AverageBonsaiEnjoyer

You're only going to encourage her like that, Saaya...

TopTierTouko

idk about y’all but I live for the tea in this chat

BreadGirl

Who said I was trying to discourage her?

TopTierTouko

Has this chat existed for less than a day? Yes but that won’t stop me from living for it

INeedCoffee

I could live without it, I have enough chaos in my life already

HappyLuckySmileYay

I HAVE G-FUEL!

CatDJ

ONE OF US

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Is something wrong? Sayo-san took one look at the chat and fainted

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

Oh

xXxNecroprincessAkoxXx

ONE OF US

INeedCoffee

Oh god.......you know what, I will deal with the damage in the morning. I have run out of fucks to give

JellyFishLover

Misaki-chan, would you like to come over to my place? Im really lonely after all this love and cuddle talk..

INeedCoffee

Be right there Kanon-san~