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— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —

03/02/22, 4:12 PM

Sunghoon:
Y'all...

Jake:
Uh oh guys. He dropped the y'all

Sunghoon:
What's wrong w my y'all 😒

Jake:
It means ur gonna go loco

Sunoo:
Stan itzy

Sunghoon:
I hate u guys

Jake:
Ilyt 😃

Yuna:
Hi guys

Sunghoon:
Anyways I'll continue from my y'all

Jake:
Ur just gonna go on another rant abt the schools hotdogs just pls
Give us a break

Sunoo:
Are we all going to collectively ignore Yuna

Yuna:
Ikr what is this homophobism

Sunghoon:
This is not about hotdogs Jake.
It's about my love life

Sunoo:
LMFAOO GIRL WHERE

Yuna:
HAHHAHSJD UR KIDDING RIGHT

Sunghoon:
This is the reason I was "collectively" ignoring Yuna

Jake:
Sunghoon I'm sorry but u don't have a love life.
It ended when you got rejected by that girl Kim in second grade

Sunghoon:
Jake we promised not to bring that up again

Jake:
Oops 😬

Sunoo:
Ok sunghoon we'll listen

Sunghoon:
So there's this rlly hot guy that I just passed by

Yuna:
It's the first text and I'm doubting he can call this a love life

Sunghoon:
...

Jake:
LMAOO

Sunoo:
Continue pls

Sunghoon:
Thank u sunoo
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Sunghoon:
anyways. This hot guy passed by me and he's actually fucking gorgeous

Yuna:
Hair color?

Sunghoon:
Dark green

Yuna:
He's gay.

Sunoo:
CRYINF

Sunghoon:
.. well . He was hot. Like rlly.
And he had like
So much piercings
Like
On his face and on his ears and he was just. Just wow. And the best fucking part was that he had tattoos like all on his arms and shit and holy fucking fuck am I fuckinf gay. LIKE
HES SO HOT
LITERALLY THE LOML.
I saw some fucking tattoos of cupid shooting an arrow near his collarbone and almost passed the fuck out right then and there.

Yuna:
What was he wearing?

Sunghoon:
Doc martins, cargo pants, a tank top & a jacket

Yuna:
HES GAY.

Jake:
He sounds hot
Mind if I steal him from u

Sunghoon:
NO
HIM AND HIS PRETTY LIPS ARE MINE

Jake:
Damn okay 😔 can we share?

Sunghoon:
NO.

Jake:
😔

Sunoo:
Anything else that u need to say Hoon?

Sunghoon:
Yes.
He's hot and hot and hot and hot and hot and I am in LOVE with this man and I want to pull his lip ring w my teeth

Jake:
Hoon thats weird

Sunghoon:
No it's not.

Sunoo:
....
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Sunoo:
Whatever floats ur boat

Yuna:
Did u talk to him?

Sunghoon:
Yes.
If tripping when I saw his face and outfit and having him help me up and saying thank you and him smiling and saying u're welcome means I talked to him, then yes I did talk to him.

Yuna:
Oh girlie ur hopeless.. 😬

Sunghoon:
I will hang onto the fate that I will once day get with my hot emo boy

Jake:
Sunoo just said "mhm" out loud and shook his head

Yuna:
As he should.

Sunoo:
🙄💅 Ik ik I'm awesome

Yuna:
those emojis.

Sunoo:
Yeah don't ask pls

Yuna:
Okay 😟

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— GAYYY —
03/02/22, 4:55 PM

Jay:
Who named the gc again?

Jungwon:
Riki

Jay:
Oh. Right.

Heeseung:
Guess what gay ppl

Niki:
Do u see why I named it that way?

Jay:
Ahhhh, yeah. Yeah.

Heeseung:
K so
I saw a very cute and hot boy.
Mix those two up and make a cute and hot boy rn

Jay:
I can only think of jungwon. This isn't working

Niki:
U guys make me sick

Jungwon:
So throw up, riki

Heeseung:
U're of no help.
Just um. So. I saw this cute and hot guy in the halls and he was cute and hot at the same time and he tripped and I helped him up and he looked absolutely starstruck when he saw me lol,,
He was pretty cute. Had on a hoodie and his hair was pretty messed up. He's blonde too and idk how that makes him cuter

Niki:
U make me sick

Jungwon:
Do u need to see the doctor?

Niki:
We aren't going to Ms. Kang again. I will actually suffocate both you and ur bf.

Jay:
Riki.

Niki:
It was a joke 😔

Jay:
Mmh.
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Jay:
But Heeseung..
What r u tryna get at ?

Heeseung:
I just think this guy is like
Really really really cute. And hot. Both of them. And maybe I'd like to see him again.

Jungwon:
Where'd u see him?

Heeseung:
Near the library?

Jungwon:
I have a feeling that he likes books. Head to the bookstore more, if u will.

Heeseung:
Okok,, I can always rely on you wonie.
I'll give u flying kisses later

Jungwon:
No thanks

Heeseung:
:((

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— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/04/22, 2:16 PM

Sunghoon:
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
Y
GUYS
GSYYS
GSYYS
GSYXYXH
SGUY
SGYF
HES AT THE LIBRARY OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOFMFOMFOMFOFMOFMFKFKFMFOMFO.GKGOGMGKMGOGMGINFJFNFKDNISN
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Sunghoon:
Maybe I have jinxed myself and he came back w how much I thought of him everyday.
God he's so pretty and hot help me

Jake:
Pls tell me we're not gonna have to deal w this everyday

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— GAYYY —
03/04/22, 2:20 PM

Niki:
If five plus five equals ten then why hasn't my gf replied to me

Jay:
Lol what gf

Niki:
...

Jungwon:
Riki u have a gf?

Niki:
Yea ur mom

Jay:
Won,.. idk how he thinks that's funny

Jungwon:
He says it when he's got nth to say

Jay:
No but niki has a gf?

Jungwon:
No I don't think so.
Not one that ik of

Heeseung:
Niki has a gf??

Jay:
No

Heeseung:
Oh

Jungwon:
What lady is he gonna snatch anyways?

Jay:
Mb his non-existent gf

Niki:
...

Heeseung:
Enough abt gf talk guys
I'm sitting across that cute & hot guy again in the library

Jungwon:
U actually listened to me?????

Heeseung:
With hope to see him again, yes.
And I forgot my pencil and he gave me one he's so cute. Most of his pencils are all decorated w designs and stickers on them. The one he's using has a lotta stickers he's cute man

Jay:
He's of complete contrast to ur emo ass

Heeseung:
I need to trim my hair too.
Jay u think u can trim it? Soon enough it's gonna go past my ears

Jungwon:
I can physically feel heeseung pouting rn

Niki:
That's alarming

Jay:
Yes I can cut it

Heeseung:
Great great
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Heeseung:
Guys his glasses fell off and idk why his flinch was cute.
Am I going crazy?

Jay:
I think so

Niki:
Who thinks flinching is cute?

Jungwon:
Heeseung??

Niki:
🕴️
Other than him?

Jungwon:
Then jay

Jay:
Why am I included

Jungwon:
Just cuz :]

Heeseung:
Guys he keeps scrunching his nose it's so cute help me

Jay:
Everything he does is cute atp

Heeseung:
True

Jay:
I was joking but ok

Jungwon:
Do u even know his name?

Heeseung:
No I didn't ask 😔

Jungwon:
So ask??...

Heeseung:
What if he thinks I'm weird :(((

Niki:
Judging from the way u text and the way u look, ur weird.

Jungwon:
Riki 🙄

Niki:
I was joking ofc,,,
Ur not weird or anything

Jay:
Just ask for his name it's ez

Jungwon:
And maybe his phone number

Heeseung:
Not his phone number.
His name is good enough

Jay:
Great.
So ask.

Heeseung:
Okay, okay. I will.

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— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/04/22, 2:31 PM

Sunghoon:
Someone call an ambulance I'm going through the pains of a heart attack

Jake:
You wouldn't be texting us rn if u were having a heart attack

Sunghoon:
Fair point but shut up and leave bc im actually going to malfunction.
HE ASKED FOR MY NAME OMGOMGOGMOGMGOMFJDJDJSNDJSJJDJDICODJDNJDJF

Yuna:
Wait will Sunghoon actually have a love life?

Jake:
Ever since Kim from 2nd grade I didn't think he'd have it in him 😢

Sunghoon:
SHUT UP. GET OUT.
I TOLD HIM MY NAME AND HE TOLD ME HIS IM ACTUALLY GOING TO COMBUST

Sunoo:
BREAKING NEWS: Park Sunghoon is headed towards the love department!

Sunghoon:
SHUT IP HIS NSME FIRS HIS FACE IM GOING TO CRY WHY IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL

Yuna:
When is he gonna stop telling us to shut up

Jake:
Idek it myself

Sunoo:
What's his name??

Sunghoon:
lee heeseung.
Lee Heeseung.
LEE HEESEUNG.
it fits him so very well I am in actual love oh my god help me.
Guys I don't have the confidence to ask anything to him-HOLT SHIT HES INITIATING A CONVERSATION IM GOING TO CRY AND SOB OVER HIM BRB

Jake:
Is he gonna live?

Sunoo:
Probably.
Hoon exaggerates

Yuna:
If I post this on YouTube how much views do u think we'll get??

Jake:
A million

Sunoo:
Title it BREAKING NEWS: Park Sunghoon, a university student, is sprinting towards the love department.

Yuna:
That's too long for a headline

Jake:
What abt,,.. Park Sunghoon is racing towards the love department

Yuna:
What's up w y'all and the love department..??

Sunoo:
Come up w something better then 🤪

Yuna:
How abt an actual YouTube vid title.
My friend is sobbing over a boy. Storytime?

Sunoo:
That's misleading if he's not actually sobbing though

Yuna:
Not if they're gonna love seeing him text his gc furiously over a hot emo dude named lee heeseung.
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Yuna:
Do any of u actually know lee heeseung?

Jake:
Yea I do but I don't tell Hoon that.

Yuna:
How the hell do u know him?

Jake:
We bought ramen together in our first year at uni like 10 times before he made friends

Yuna:
And you didn't bother to tell sunghoon this?

Jake:
I want him to figure this out on his own :) now delete ur texts.

Jake deleted 3 messages

Yuna deleted 3 messages

Sunoo:
I went to get tea for a few minutes and y'all r deleting messages?

Jake:
It's like
None of ur business anyways

Yuna:
Jake ur volunteering to get beat up rn

Jake:
Yeah ik.
Come at me sunoo

Sunoo:
I actually don't want to, nvm

Jake:
He gave me a disgusted look 😔

Yuna:
Deserved.

Sunghoon:
He asked me if he could keep the pencil cuz it's cute and yk suddenly I will never throw away any of my pencils I'm so happy rn I'm in love

Yuna:
Shut up

Sunghoon:
U can't tell me to shut up I have to tell you bc PLEASE.
SHUT UP.
NO WAY. NO FUCKINF WAY.
Next thing ik I'ma have his number and we're gonna be lawfully wed with an apartment complex on the fourth floor.

Jake:
Sunghoon why is that so specific

Sunghoon:
pls shut up I'm having a moment rn

Jake:
Damn okay

Sunghoon:
He asked me if I'm okay.
My pain and happiness are probably very evident.
Guys I won't live to see another day. He's so kind. And nice. And hot. And I want to touch his hair it looks so soft I'm so 😭 help me I'm sobbing internally I'm crying crying crying crying I won't make it I rlly won't.

Yuna:
If I have to deal w this everyday I'll actually punch u

Sunghoon:
Until me and lee heeseung are dating and in love then you'll have to endure this.

Yuna:
Sounds eventful

Sunoo:
60 dollars I bet she started fake crying for show

Jake:
I take that bet

Sunoo:
We live together the bet won't matter Jake

Jake:
:[ Boring

Sunghoon:
Aw guys he's leaving no :(( he said bye and I waved and he waved back and I want to kiss him

Jake:
What the fuck sunghoon

Sunghoon:
Anyways.
I think getting rejected by Kim in 2rd grade rlly did help me live life better

Yuna:
Kim's pretty fucking hot now yk

Sunghoon:
Ikr she looks cool

Yuna:
Literally.

Sunghoon:
Okay I'm leaving to go home and cry over heeseung goodbye.
Oh, I finally got his name. This is like actual heaven.

Jake:
It's only been three days and I wanna dig a hole and die in it

Yuna:
Bring me w you?

Sunoo:
Me too pls

Jake:
Okay 😔

— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/07/22, 3:45 PM

Yuna:
It's another day of my daily bread.

Jake:
What daily bread?

Sunoo:
You've never had daily bread.

Yuna:
Shush up bc i ran into lee heeseung at the bookstore while getting manga

Sunghoon:
WHAT WAS HE WEARING.

Sunoo:
U appeared out of absolutely fucking nowhere

Jake:
Frl

Yuna:
He was wearing a black oversized shirt and some sweatpants

Sunghoon:
Hot.

Yuna:
Lol but yk those headbands to keep ur hair out of ur face when doing ur makeup? He had one of them on and it was a black one w bunny ears

Sunghoon:
Omg hes so cute I'm going to cry

Jake:
Sunghoons going crazy 😭

Sunoo:
Emotions switching lightning flash at the mention of lee heeseung.
Yuna this calls for a youtube video

Sunghoon:
We are not making a YouTube video

Sunoo:
Yk what I think.

Jake:
Yeah

Sunoo:
Oh.
What am I thinking?

Jake:
Heeseungs friend jungwon follows ur yt and insta for ur YouTube videos of ur night routine so u want to add Sunghoon to it but in actuality Sunghoons gonna sit in the back on his phone while you do both his and ur night routine? And then he's gonna fall asleep in the middle of it bc sunghoon can't stay up for that for shit.

Sunoo:
You got it correct.
Sunghoon, this is a perfect chance for jungwon to show this to heeseung when I post bc I know he shows him my stuff. It's a perfect chance to get Heeseungs attention. Directly or indirectly.

Sunghoon:
Anything for the loml. I'm in.

Sunoo:
YESYUSJRJD
Im going to get double the views 😍
We'll shoot it today after school. Dress up casually pls.

Sunghoon:
I know??

Jake:
Don't show up in a fully accessorized fit or we'll kick you out

Sunghoon:
Okay okay damn I get it

Sunoo:
Okay thanks :)) it'll be out in a few days tops.

Sunghoon:
I'll see u tonight sunoo

Yuna:
*Insert a salute*

Jake:
You came back to say that?

Yuna:
Obviously 😬

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— JUNGWON —
03/11/22, 6:17 PM

Jungwon:
My friend posted a video w a guy that looks incredibly similar to the one you described
[Insert Link]

Heeseung:
AHHHHHAHHSJDHDJ
that's the guy. That's the cute & hot one.
Did I ever tell u his name was Sunghoon?
Yes, yes I did in the gc but still omgog that's him. I'm following this acc

Jungwon:
They're doing a skincare night routine

Heeseung:
I want to do Sunghoons skin routine for him :(( wait he falls asleep halfway through his skincare. He's cute.

Jungwon:
I've heard it so many times already 🙄

Heeseung:
It's so true though..
He's so cute help me.
He's clingy to his friend too
When is it my turn

Jungwon:
I'm going to leave. Pls watch that video in... Peace.

Heeseung:
Does he appear in any other videos????

Jungwon:
Find it out urself

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— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/12/22, 7:32 PM

Sunoo:
The video got more views than expected.
I gained like 20 more followers in a day. Sunghoon ur popping up on my acc way more now

Sunghoon:
Sounds good to me.

Sunoo:
Heeseung followed me too btw.
I'll add ur acc user next week

Sunghoon:
Jake move out of ur house I'm living w sunoo

Jake:
Wtf????

Yuna:
The audacity, honestly.

Sunghoon:
Shut up. Get out. No way.
Heeseungs at the library today again 😔
Praying hoping he sits w me again plspslodh-
HE SAT WITH ME YAYAYFJ

Yuna:
here we go again.

Jake:
Why are we always here for this?

Sunoo:
U ask me 😒

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— GAYYY —
03/12/22, 7:40

Heeseung:
Sunghoon just got up and left. Leaving all his stuff w me. Um. What do I do?

Jay:
Oh idk heeseung. Maybe watch his stuff???

Heeseung:
Oh right.
Ok guys he came back. I'm going to talk to him again

Niki:
Idk why we need to know what ur doing

Heeseung:
U gays should always know what I'm doing so shush

Niki:
I didn't sign up for this

Heeseung:
Neither did i.
I smiled at him and he tripped.
Guys help.

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— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/12/22, 7:45 PM

Sunghoon:
IM EMBARASSEING MYSELF.

Jake:
Wbk

Sunghoon:
HE SMILED AT ME AND I TRIPPED ON MY OWN FUCKIGN FOOT. BURY ME ALIVE PLS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ALEXA PLAY MY SAD PLAYLIST

Sunoo:
I wonder what he thinks abt u

Jake:
Heeseung is a good guy. He probably thinks he's cute and clumsy or smth

Sunghoon:
U KNOW HEESEUNG??????????? AND U DIDNT FUCKING TELL ME???????

Yuna:
I told u u should've told him

Jake:
Yes ik heeseung. We went out to eat ramen a lot in our first yr b4 he got friends.

Sunghoon:
AND U DIDNT WANT TO FUCKING TELL ME THAT.

Jake:
I wanted u to talk to him by urself

Sunghoon:
SHUT UP OH MY GOD

Yuna:
Pls don't make the word shut up a habit

Sunghoon:
Guys yk what fuck u I'm going to text him when I get home. Sunoo what's his @

Yuna:
Wow.
Going brave I see
Sunghoon this isn't u

Sunghoon:
Shhhhh
Now gimme the @

Sunoo:
@l.hee

Sunghoon:
THAJK YOU.

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— GAYYY —
03/12/22, 7:47 PM

Heeseung:
He finally put his phone down

Jay:
U should do the same :))

Heeseung:
Oh right I forgot that I actually have to study

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— @L.HEE —
heeseung

Sunghoon:
Hi 🕴️

Heeseung:
Hi?

Sunghoon:
Woah wtf that was fast

Heeseung:
I'm always on my phone past 6 so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sunghoon:
Well umm.. hi?
It's sunghoon from the library

Heeseung:
Yes ik :))

Sunghoon:
I do not know why the hell I texted u honestly.

Heeseung:
Well I'm glad u did ( ꈍᴗꈍ)!

Sunghoon:
Ohmygod.
Ur literally so cute
........
AH WAIT.
brb gonna go kms

Heeseung:
No waitt :((
To make u feel better I think ur cute too lol
Esp in that yt vid with ur friend. Do u always fall asleep when he does ur skincare?

Sunghoon:
Well um.
Not all the time

Heeseung:
For some reason I don't believe u 😀

Sunghoon:
Ok fine yeah I fall asleep all the time

Heeseung:
Thought so (・∀・)

Sunghoon:
>:(

Heeseung:
No don't frown :[ Its cute.

Sunghoon:
How is it cute ?

Heeseung:
Well first off,
Ur trying so hard to keep ur eyes open and ur head keeps lolling to the side which is so so cute

Sunghoon:
Oh my god ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Heeseung:
Second, u actually fall asleep. Which is cute on it's own and ur friend has to wake u up and oh my god. Ur pout is so cute. Has anyone ever told u that? It's cute. And when u walk out to go sleep elsewhere it's even cuter

Sunghoon:
Too much compliments, lee

Heeseung:
There's never too much compliments

Sunghoon:
5 compliments is my limit

Heeseung:
I'll make sure to exceed ur limits then :>

Sunghoon:
:((

Heeseung:
Park Sunghoon u r a very cute being

Sunghoon:
U overestimate me
Ur the cute one here Lee Heeseung

Heeseung:
I doubt it. Have u seen my face?

Sunghoon:
Multiple times, yes.
It's gorgeous.

Heeseung:
U sure know how to flatter me, Park Sunghoon

Sunghoon:
Of course

Heeseung:
Pfft,, anw 😳
Do u go to the library to study or type away on ur phone?

Sunghoon:
Sometimes to study, sometimes to type away on my phone.
Wbu?

Heeseung:
Sometimes I study, I guess
Most of the time I'm staring at u.
Oh ty for the pencil btw

Sunghoon:
Ur straightforward 🕴️
And yw,, I have a lot anyways

Heeseung:
Yeah I saw.
Ur pencils r cute too
Do u have a drawer full of stickers or smth?

Sunghoon:
Kinda?
If my pencils are too bland I like to decorate or paint them

Heeseung:
& If ur nails r bland too, would u paint them?

Sunghoon:.
Yes I would :p

Heeseung:
Mmh. What color??

Sunghoon:
R u indirectly asking to paint my nails?

Heeseung:
Would u like that?

Sunghoon:
Yeah,,.
I haven't painted them in a while.
Do u have purple, pink, and white?

Heeseung:
Yes I do. U want all 3?

Sunghoon:
Please?

Heeseung:
Okay :))
Mind painting my nails too?

Sunghoon:
I'm guessing black?

Heeseung:
Mhm,, or dark purple. Fine w u?

Sunghoon:
Yes ofc ofc

Heeseung:
Oh wait 😶
U didn't follow me, did u?

Sunghoon:
Oh no I haven't. Let me.

Heeseung:
Mkay

Hoonian has followed you!

L.Hee has requested to follow you.

Hoonian accepted L.Hee's request.
L.Hee is now following you.

Sunghoon:
Is that of ur standards now?

Heeseung:
Yes :]

Sunghoon:
Great :>

Heeseung:
Aw wait ｡:ﾟ(;´∩';)ﾟ:｡
Duty calls, sire.

Sunghoon:
Awh noo 😔

Heeseung:
I don't wanna leave u but I will :((
Goodbye & goodnight my prince

Sunghoon:
Prince?

Heeseung:
Mhm
The title fits u.
Unless u prefer princess?

Sunghoon:
Goodnight Heeseung.

Heeseung:
Lmfao 💀
Goodnight

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— !!GIYUISHOT!! —
03/12/22, 8:21 PM

Sunghoon:
I'm actually crying rn.

Yuna:
Sunghoon I just want some peaceful night sleep.
U should sleep too. Pls sleep. Tell us all about it in the morning

Sunghoon:
OK!

[7:23 AM]

Sunghoon:
It's the morning, bitches

Sunoo:
I hate u sm.

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— @L.HEE —
heeseung

Heeseung:
Are u going to the library today?

Sunghoon:
Ofc
I have things to do too yk

Heeseung:
Right, right.
I'm bringing snacks :)

Sunghoon:
Ooo what kind

Heeseung:
It's a surprise 😘

Sunghoon:
:(
Boring.

Heeseung:
PLS 💀
It's ok, my prince. I'm sure u'll like it

Sunghoon:
I hope ur true to ur word.
R u here yet?

Heeseung:
Turning a corner.
You'll see me when I get there

Sunghoon:
Awesome 👏

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— WE HATE GAYS (GAYS = HEEHOON) —
03/13/22, 1:02 PM

Sunoo:
I've added u all here to discuss heehoon

Jake:
Yk I kinda knew you'd do this

Sunoo:
:D

Jungwon:
SUNOOOOO

Sunoo:
WONNIEEEE

Jungwon:
Am I supposed to add my other friends too?

Sunoo:
Pls do so :p we need everyone who is related to Heeseung here

Jungwon:
Okok

Yuna:
Hey y'alllll

Jungwon added Jay and Niki to the group chat

Jungwon:
U guys better keep this gc unmuted and talk or I'll personally rip ur shoulders off.

Niki:
Ookkkaayyyyy

Jay:
It's ok ik I totally wasn't going to, like, idk mute this gc it's fine

Jungwon:
:) Now, sunoo, why did u make this gc

Yuna:
Hi guys?

Sunoo:
Bc heehoon is disgusting.
Or, sunghoon is. Idk about Heeseung.
Istg ever since they bumped into eo sunghoon has been a nuisance.
We need to get them together before I commit unalive

Jake:
No bc sunghoon rlly is annoying.
Lemme forward something he's said before.. uhhhh
Here:
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╭ forwarded message
He asked me if I'm okay.
My pain and happiness are probably very evident.
Guys I won't live to see another day. He's so kind. And nice. And hot. And I want to touch his hair it looks so soft I'm so 😭 help me I'm sobbing internally I'm crying crying crying crying I won't make it I rlly won't.

Jay:
Help..

Niki:
LDMAIOAJFJDIA
u guys should see what Heeseungs saying
|
╭ forwarded message
Guys his glasses fell off and idk why his flinch was cute.
Am I going crazy?

Sunoo:
Great. So they're both hardcore simps.

Jay:
Sunghoon is a bit.. extreme

Yuna:
Guys.

Jake:
Well no shit oh my god.
He keeps telling us to shut up
Like.. "sunghoon pls calm down"
"NO SHUT UP IM GOING TO CRY"

Sunoo:
That's actually a great impression

Jungwon:
Heeseung has continuously called sunghoon cute. It's in every one of his sentences.
"He flipped a page and it accidntly ripped and he panicked he's so cute :(("
Sunghoon can shit himself and it's suddenly the cutest thing heeseung has every seen.

Jay:
THE SLANDER

Yuna:
GUYS.

Jake:
Stop bc heeseung can breathe and sunghoon would call the air molecules hot.

Yuna:
I swear to fucking god

Niki:
Are we all going to collectively ignore this Yuna person

Yuna:
I-

Sunoo:
Yuna?

Yuna:
HI. FUCJINF WOW ONLY NOW U OAY ATTENTION TO ME

Sunoo:
Messages were sending too fast I didn't see it

Yuna:
I hate all of you

Jay:
Ok but it's confirmed that heeseung and sunghoon are down bad for each other

Jake:
Pretty much

Sunoo:
The only problem is that they're absolute cowards :))

Niki:
HELPP

Sunoo:
They texted eo already though. Improvement.

Jay:
We shouldn't interfere w them,,
I think they're doing pretty fine so far

Jake:
True but im this 👌 close to blocking sunghoon

Niki:
I'm trying my hardest not to block heeseung so i understand ur pain

Yuna:
Y'all..

Jake:
Oh my god finally
They're so annoying aren't they?

Niki:
Yes. Very.
Do u play Nintendo?

Jungwon:
Oh god pls no

Jake:
Yes I do, why?

Niki:
Ommfmfkdk
Can we be gaming buddies

Jake:
I have a lot of games at my house, wanna play??

Niki:
YES.

Jake:
Great great 😌
I'm at lunch rn r u free?

Yuna:
GUYS.

Niki:
I'm bringing my Nintendo let's go

Jake:
Yes ‼️

Jungwon:
Why did I have to see this exchange

Sunoo:
😔

Yuna:
Why the fuck am I still being ignored

Jay:
Oh ur still here I thought u left

Yuna:
Oh :)) oh rlly.
Great. Bc I've got smth for y'all

Yuna left the group chat

Sunoo:
Thanks guys

Jungwon:
Ignoring her was hard to do so u better pay up pls 😭

Sunoo:
Yes ofc ofc
I'll give it tmr

Jungwon:
Ty

Jay:
Ur cruel Kim Sunoo

Sunoo:
Ik 😍

— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/15/22, 4:56 PM

Sunghoon:
GUUUUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

Yuna:
Kys

Sunghoon:
Damn what I do to u

Sunoo:
She's salty cuz we ignored her

Sunghoon:
LMFAOO

Yuna:
I hate being friends with you guys.

Sunoo:
Why're u still texting the gc then :((
Aw that's what I thought, that's what I thought.

Yuna:
Shut up.

Sunghoon:
Again, that's my line.
Anyways, heeseung got me snacks and suddenly I am in LOVE

Jake:
Haven't u always been

Sunghoon:
Yes but everyday the love collects up into one big fucking blob and I cry it all out bc it's too much for my precious and poor soul why is he so fucking hot and cute I just can't stand this anymore it's literally illegal

Sunoo:
🍧🥄

Sunghoon:
Thanks

Sunoo:
Yw

Sunghoon:
Anyways y'all.
I'm going on a date with Lee Heeseung

Yuna:
We do not care

Jake:
Oh my god fucking finally

Sunghoon:
I KNOW RIGHT AHHSHDJJFJFJGKDKENFKOFMEJR
I've been waiting for this day and now that it has come I'm actually going to combust into actual pieces. Like I'm a grain of sand worth and he still wants to go on a date w me holy fucking shitting shit ohmy god guys I don't deserve this man.
I'm like a mosquito and he's a fucking mosquito repellent I won't fucking survive holt shit holt shit holyyyyy shhhiiitttttttttt
HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALLY GOING ON A DATE W HIM THIS IS KUST EOW SO EOSND HELP ME HELO.

Jake:
I'm sure that paragraph was full of shit so I won't bother to read it but good for you hoon.
Need help finding an outfit? Also, when is it??

Sunghoon:
YES I DO PLS HELP ME KIM SUNOO AND ALSO JAKE I GUESS
AND ITS TMR AT 6

Sunoo:
Okok we'll help.
Jake let's go

Jake:
Okay okay

—

— WE HATE GAYS (GAYS = HEEHOON) —
03/16/22, 4:09 PM

Sunoo:
Have y'all heard

Jay:
They're going on a date? Yes.
Heeseung won't shut up

Jungwon:
Our pain will end soon
I'm so happy
I don't want to deal with pining ppl

Niki:
U say this like u weren't spam texting me everytime jay looked at u b4

Jungwon:
That's different.

Niki:
Is it??

Sunoo:
Are we going to leave them be or spy on their date :) ?

Yuna:
Half of us here have the brightest hair colors to exist.
Who here doesn't?

Jay:
Me and Niki

Niki:
I am NOT spying on their date

Jungwon:
Are you trying to be a good friend or are you busy?

Niki:
I have plans w an online friend to play games. I'm not risking anything

Sunoo:
R u playing on the Nintendo?

Niki:
Yeah?

Sunoo:
U can play that shit anywhere. Jay can watch, you can play. Just be there so he doesn't look stupid

Jay:
I-

Niki:
Fine.

Jake:
I think it'll work. Jay looks like a mom who's done w life and Niki is the one jay is done with yk?

Jay:
That's not...

Jungwon:
Yeah it kinda looks like that

Jake:
SEE??

Sunoo:
So, niki and Jay are spying???

Niki:
I guess 😔

Jay:
It's ok I'll treat u. They're going to a restaurant??

Sunoo:
Yeah
I'll send u the location. Sunghoon just wouldn't shut up yesterday so it was easy to know where they were going

Jake:
Sounds like sunghoon

Yuna:
I can't participate in this.
I've got friends coming over for a while so I won't be online alr?

Sunoo:
Okk
Have fun yunaa

Yuna:
Ty :)
I'll see u guys later

Jungwon:
Well anyways . good luck with that guys.

Jake:
We'll see u in a few hours *salute*

[6:54 PM]

Jay:
We're in position. We've got a clear view of them.

Niki:
I'll be playing games so I'm muting this.

Jake:
BYEEE have fun :]

Niki:
Ty and goodbye

—

— !!GIYU IS HOT!! —
03/16/22, 7:23 PM

Sunghoon:
Can one of you explain why the fuck I saw Jay and Niki leave the restaurant me and heeseung were at.

Sunoo:
No

Yuna:
Lol what'd u guys do

Sunghoon:
Ik for a fact that I told sunoo where I was going.

Jake:
IT WAS SUNOOS IDEA.

Sunoo:
Jake I'm breaking up with you.

Jake:
WHTS

Sunoo:
We've been together for five years. I think it's enough.

Jake:
I was joking sunghoon I was joking it was my idea

Sunoo:
That's what I thought.

Sunghoon:
They left pretty early though so idc

Jake:
Oh yeah that's cuz jungwon felt bad about keeping them there

Sunghoon:
You guys have another group chat???

Jake:
Yes 😃

Sunghoon:
And u didn't FUCKING ADD ME.

Sunoo:
you and Heeseung aren't added. It's fair.

Sunghoon:
No it's fine it's fine.
Me and heeseung are in this together

Jake:
I'm rlly so close to blocking you

Yuna:
I'm so close to blocking ALL of you

Sunoo:
We love u too Yuna

Sunghoon:
I'm going to get back to my date.
Bye guys 😘

—

— WE HATE GAYS (GAYS = HEEHOON) —
03/18/22, 5:25 PM

Jay:
Have u guys heard???

Jake:
They're dating now? Yes.
Our jobs are over guys
We can finally live peacefully

Niki:
I was waiting for this day im so tired of couples.

Jungwon:
Yeah
riki is always surrounded by them
It's ok u always have ppl to play games with

Niki:
Wait now that they're dating does this mean this group chat is done with??
I had fun guys
sobs cries sniffs

Jay:
Oh how I hate being friends with u sometimes Niki

Niki:
U loovvveeee me
So does heeseung
Him and Jake are like my parents 😌

Jake:
That's.. rewarding????

Niki:
Can we play games today Jake :]

Jake:
Oh sorry niki I promised to spend time w sunoo

Sunoo:
HAHA REJECTEDDD

Niki:
🤨

Jungwon:
I'm not busy so I can play

Jay:
Yes we can play.
I have nothing better to do anyways

Niki:
YAYY
You guys are my best friends

Jungwon:
Sure we are.
I'll see u later riki

Niki:
Okay ‼️

—

— @L.HEE —
heeseung

Heeseung:
Honestly I bet they're gossiping on their gc

Sunghoon:
It's fine I like the attention 😍
So glad theyre so interested in me

Heeseung:
And ur non-existent love life?

Sunghoon:
And my-
Hey I have a love life

Heeseung:
Yes ofc
Now u do (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Sunghoon:
Now I do ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Heeseung:
Anw I've heard from my friends that u went loco at any chance u got b4?

Sunghoon:
That's supposed to be a secret.
Jake and sunoo I swear 😒

Heeseung:
Noo it's ok
I called u cute any chance I got as well

Sunghoon:
Yeah and u still do 😔
Which is not good for my heart by the way??
You just don't know how to stop, do you?

Heeseung:
Apparently not :O
U're cute Park Sunghoon.

Sunghoon:
You're cute as well Lee Heeseung

Heeseung:
My prince ( T_T)＼(^-^ )

Sunghoon:
My Heeseung

Heeseung:
My Sunghoon

Sunghoon:
I like u a lot my heeseung

Heeseung:
And so do I my hoon :>

Sunghoon:
That's good cuz you'll never get rid of me now

Heeseung:
Wasn't planning on it :))
And I never will get rid of you