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Yukari: “Makoto doesn’t have a crush on me.”

Mitsuru: “Yes he does.”

Akihiko: “Yes he does.”

Makoto: “Yes I do.”

Yukari: “You do?”

Makoto: “I’ve been hitting on you for the past three weeks.”

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Shinjiro: “Why are you always hanging around with me?”

Kotone: “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!”

Shinjiro: “…I feel sorry for you.”

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Mitsuru: “You two are in Shiomi’s DMs. I’m her emergency contact. We are not the same.”

Shinjiro: “Your point?”

Akihiko: “I thought her emergency contact was-“

Mitsuru: “I’ve just received some terrible news.”

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Kotone: “Why is it that when a boy is a bad boy they’re known to be really cool. But when a girl is called a bad girl it’s dirty. I want to be a bad girl, the baddest girl you’ve seen.”

Junpei: *holding in laughter*

Akihiko: “No no no. Go on.”

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Kotone: “What’s the opposite or red. Is it green or blue?”

Aigis: “There is no opposite of a color.”

Kotone: “What about blurple?”

Aigis: “I have not heard of ‘blurple’.”

Kotone: “Then is it that? Bleen? Grue?”

Aigis: “I think I misunderstood the question…”

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Yu: “Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?”

Naoto: “Don’t even try.”

Marie: “You are a hazard to society.”

Teddie: “200 yen if you can do 20!”

Marie: “Stop encouraging him!”

Yosuke: “21!?”

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Naoto: “Alright, Rise if you’re going to help investigate the scene take Yu and Marie with you.”

Rise: “Yes. My fantasy threesome.”

Yu and Marie stare directly at Rise.

Rise: “-Of an investigation.” 

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Chie: “Apparently me and Yukiko were flirting with each other at one point, she then asked ‘How do you feel about pet names?’ So I responded, “Well you’ve gotta call them something.’ The fact I managed to end up in a relationship really is a test to my girlfriend’s patience.”

Naoto: “Yukiko could also be a moronsexual.”

Chie: “Don’t call Yukiko a moron!”

…

Chie: “Oh wait.”

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Nanako: “I’m going that thing were adults buy and eat an entire cake. I’m doing it! I’m eating an entire cake!”

Nanako: “There um… there’s more cake than I though. I see why dad wouldn’t let me do this…”

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Teddie: “Never. Ever egg the wrong house…”

Chie: “You threw a BRICK at my house not an F’n egg!”

Teddie: “I’m sorry Chie-chan! It was beary dark and I couldn’t see anything!”

Chie: “HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRICK FROM AN EGG!?”

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Shinjiro: “That is not how you cook rice. What the fuck. As someone who cooks rice that triggered me.”

Shinjiro: “You don’t fucking drain it you dumbass. First you get a measuring cup, then measure the amount of rice you want. If you want one cup you would put in two cups of water!”

Akihiko: “The cookbook says you don’t use cups-“

Shinjiro: “SHUT IT AKI!”

Shinjiro: “YOU CHOP LITTLE PIECES OF ONION AND PUT IN A BIT OF OLIVE OIL INTO THE POT AND COOK THE ONIONS FOR FLAVOR! THEN POUR ONE CUP OF RICE AND MIX IT UNTIL IT’S GOLDEN BROWN! THEN PUT IN TWO CUPS OF WATER AND PUT IT TO MEDIUM OR LOW HEAT BEFORE COVERING IT! IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!”

Kotone (laughing hysterically): “I’m gonna- I c-can’t breathe!”

Shinjiro: “AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN IT’S DONE, CHECK TO SEE IF THERE’S LITTLE WHITE HOLES ON TOP OF THE FUCKING RICE!!”

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Kotone: “Yukari, listen to me. Someone here is secretly an owl.”

Yukari: “Who?”

Kotone: *gasps*

Yukari: “Wha- oh you’re REAL FUNNY-“

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Thanksgiving had come about and it was just about dinnertime. Which had members of S.E.E.S. setting up for dinner.

Shinjiro: “I’m warming up the oven.”

Mitsuru: “I’ve set up the table.”

Yukari: “Hey. Makoto wake up.”

Makoto got up from the couch and stood up.

Makoto: “Evening.”

Yukari: “You seriously need to get more sleep.”

Ken: “Um hey? Do we have the turkey?”

Shuji: “No, I sent Akihiko to get the turkey, but he hasn’t returned.”

Mitsuru: “You sent Akihiko to go get a turkey with no adult supervision!?”

Ken: “What’s the worse than could happen?”

Shuji: “I also sent Fuuka.”

Suddenly Fuuka had walked in carrying a bag.

Fuuka: “I’m back! I got a turkey!”

Koromaru: “Woof!”

Aigis: “Koromaru says, ‘nice job, but where is Akihiko?’”

Junpei: “Here, I’m gonna call him.”

Before Junpei could pick up the phone, Akihiko pushed the door open and peaked through.

Akihiko: “Hey! I got the turkey.”

Yukari: “So did Fuuka.”

Akihiko: “Seriously? Guess I gotta work harder next time.”

Fuuka: “It… wasn’t hard at all.”

Junpei: “Where did you get your turkey?”

Akihiko then officially walks into the room, holding a very alive turkey.

Akihiko: “Where else could I have gotten one?”

Everyone either looked at him in shock, concern, or a face palm. Shinjiro was about to say something but wasn’t finding the right words.

Mitsuru: “Why? Why do you this?”

Akihiko: “You said, go get a turkey. I got a turkey.”

Shinjiro: “Dead turkey. COOKED turkey. Turkey you would find in a store.”

Akihiko: “Oh. Guess I’m going back to release him into the wild.”

Mitsuru: “Yes you are.”

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Akihiko: “Hey Shinji, wanna go pick up some steak?”

Shinjiro: “I’m beginning to think if I cut your guts open meat and protein will spill out.”

Akihiko: “Wha- oh you’re just messing with me right? Right?”

Shinjiro draws his axe

Shinjiro: “Hold still.”

Akihiko: “Wait what?”

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Kotone: “Oh Mitsuru, be careful out there. It’s very muggy outside.”

Mitsuru: “Shiomi I swear, if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the porch…”

A few seconds later

Shuji begins to laugh as he had figured out what Kotone did as she was drinking coffee from a bowl.

Mitsuru: “Shiomi!!”

Shuji: “Don’t worry Mitsuru, I think it’s pretty ‘mug’nifficent!”

Kotone: “Yeah! Don’t ‘mug’ us for it!”

Mitsuru forces the door open.

Kotone: “We should run.”

Shuji: “Agreed.”

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Yu: “This is going to determine who’s the hero and sidekick?”

Yu and Rise stood in front of a wrestling mat where both Youske and Teddie were both ready stretching on opposite sides.

Youske: “You two got any better ideas.”

Rise: “Nnnnoo…”

Youske: “Alright. Ding!”

Teddie: “Woah! What’s ding?”

Youske: “Bell. It’s a bell.”

Teddie: “Eehh… I don’t think that works.”

Youske: “Okay then how would you do it?”

Teddie: “Ready, set, go!”

Youske: “No that’s more of a footrace thing.”

Yu: “Just make it simple. Ready, wrestle.”

Teddie: “Wait, does that mean we’re starting now, or-“

Youske: “We’re starting now!”

Youske started circling around the mat and so was Teddie.

Yu: “You know you don’t have to…”

Rise: “It’s fine. I just like spending time with you.”

Youske: “I should inform you of my speed. Even without Takehaya Susano-o. Better watch out before I’m already behind you.”

Teddie: “That’s terrible wording Youske! But you’ll be bear-y surprised once I unleash the might of Kamui-Moshiri!”

Youske: “It won’t even matter, since you’re going down!”

Teddie: “Nu-uh! You’re going down!”

Youske: “Oh no you’re definitely going down!”

Rise: “Guys it’s been like 10 minutes.”

Yu: “Actually 30.”

Rise: “Really already?”

Rise had fallen asleep with Yu’s jacket over her as he cuddled her as they were both asleep.

Teddie: “Give it up Youske! You can’t win!”

Youske: “Actually I can’t lose!”

Teddie: “You’re wrong, it’s only a matter of time before you fall into this bear’s bear trap!”

Youske: “Then wouldn’t the bear trap catch you?”

Teddie: “…My point still stands you buffon!”

Youske: “Narcissist nincompoop!”

Teddie: “Feeling corward! How Sensei, Rise-chan wake up! You’re missing some bear-y excellent superhero quips!”

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Rise: “Hey senpai, is that seat taken?”

Kanji: “That’s his lap.”

Rise: “But is it taken?”

Youske: “There’s a chair right-“

Rise: *kicks chair down*

Teddie: “Well… that was unnecessary…”

Rise: “So…”

Yu: “Alright, come here.”

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Yosuke: "Give it up partner! I'm gonna win!"

Yu: "Don't get so cocky, partner."

Yosuke: "I've only got one move to play and it's all I need. If you place the same color or number down my victory is assured! So go ahead... make your last move- huh!?"

Yu: "Skip card! Lose a turn! Skip card! Lose a turn!"

Yosuke: "What form of bullshit is this!?"

Yu: "Skip card! Lose a turn! Now behold! THE FINAL CARD! Draw four, changing color to green. Uno."

Yosuke: "H-H-How..."

Yu: "It's all in the heart of the cards."

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Yu: "The shadows couldn't have gone far, if we go ahead we can block their escape."

Yukiko: "That sounds good, but I believe we could find a faster route instead."

Chie: "Ahem!"

Both Yu and Yukiko lift Chie up

Chie: "Oh no, we gotta go south! Let's get 'em!"

Yu: "Roger that, I guess."

Yukiko: "Ok then."

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Teddie: "MARIE-CHAN!"

Marie: "...You can stop hugging me y'know..."

Teddie: "No I can't. I knew you would shoo me off after ten seconds, so I put superglue all over my clothes!"

Marie: "...What?"

Teddie: "Heh heh heh."

Marie: "Stop climbing onto me! You're making it worse you fu-"

Teddie: "Now I can't let go even if I wanted to!"

A few minutes later

Yu notices the shards of light lodged into Teddie's back.

Yu: "What the hell happened?"

Marie: "GET. HIM. OFF. ME."

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Makoto: "Dear god, or whoever the hell you are. Please give me the strength to deal with this bullshit before I lose my mind and commit every sin known to mankind. Amen."

Mitsuru: "And that is the last time you do Thanksgiving prayer."

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Kotone: "Am I in trouble?"

Mitsuru: "Take, a guess."

Kotone: "Nnnnnno?"

Mitsuru: "Take ANOTHER guess."

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Kotone: "Makoto! Makoto! Makoto! Minato! Yuki! Bro! Bro! Bro! Brokoto! Blue! 'Koto! Edge! Brother! Big Bro-"

Makoto: "WHAT!?!?"

Kotone: "Hi."

Makoto: "Grrrrrrrrrrrr... G-Go bother Shinjiro."

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Junpei: "So, this guy Hazel recruited me to sell these cards, and now I'm recruiting you."

Fuuka: "Who is this guy again?"

Junpei: "Don't worry about him. He drives a corvette, it's awesome. Where was I... oh yeah! Calling cards are… the wave of the future. These things sell themselves."

Yukari: "Do people even use calling cards anymore?"

Junpei: "C'mon Yuka-Tan! Live a little!"

Akihiko: "This sounds like a get rich quick scheme."

Junpei: "Yes! Exactly! We'll all get rich quickly!"

Mitsuru: "Iori..."

Shinjiro: "No no, he's gotta learn himself."

Kotone: "Will he?"

Junpei: "Alright, so you guys got any questions?"

Makoto: "How is this not a pyramid scheme?"

Aigis: "I am, unfamiliar with this term."

Junpei sighs and draws marks on a board.

Junpei: "Let me explain. Hazel, has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each-"

Ken: "Jun-Never mind..."

Makoto walks up to the board with a marker.

Junpei: "The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we’re all going to make."

Makoto draws a pyramid around the marks Junpei made.

Junpei: "It’s not a pyramid scheme, it is a… it’s not even a scheme per se. It's-"

Junpei looked at the board and realized saw the pyramid Makoto drew as he stood there with the same neutral face as usual. The room was silent until Junpei took a deep breath.

Junpei: "I...I have to make a call..."

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Junpei: "Oh, guys! Mitsuru-senpai doesn't want her bike sittin' around, so she wants someone to take it out."

Akihiko: "Good luck."

Ken: "That was a quick response..."

Shinjiro: "Last time he was on the bike, the outcome didn't turn out well."

Junpei: "Alright, Makoto- he's asleep isn't he?"

Yukari: "Out cold."

Junpei: "Kotone what about you? Why don't you do it?"

Kotone : "You want me to do it? Aren't you the more biker type than me?"

Junpei: "I don't think I should. I've got a date with Chidori and I don't want to show up with a serious injury."

Kotone: "Are you saying my life matters less because I don't go along with heterosexual activities like you?"

Junpei: "NO I- did you just play the bisexual card on me?"

Kotone: "Yas queen."

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Dojima: "Hey Yu, I just wanna thank you, about Nanako."

Yu: "Oh, I didn't do much. Good night."

Yu is about to close the door but Dojima stops him.

Dojima: "What's going on?"

Yu: "Just, busy studying. That's all."

Dojima barges in the room.

Dojima: "What are you-"

Dojima notices a balloon by the door and then sees there is a balloon arch around the door.

Dojima: "My god... it's beautiful."

Yu: "VindicatiOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!"

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Marie: "So what, you're a shadow with a persona?"

Shadow Labrys: "Last time I checked I'm my own robot now. But the boss has still got me workin' shifts for-"

Suddenly Shadow Labrys' phone starts playing WTF is Wrong With You People by Combichrist

Shadow Labrys: "Ah, speak of the devil. "'Sup Ice Queen?"

Mitsuru: "What, did you do?"

Shadow Labrys: "Alright. But you can't get mad at me."

Mitsuru: "What. Did you do?"

Shadow Labrys: "Okay, so I was just minding my own business-"

Mitsuru: "Lies!"

Shadow Labrys: "I waaas!"

Mitsuru: "And what happened while you were 'minding your own business?"

Shadow Labrys: "Well I was chillin' in the TV World, and then all of a sudden some shadow bastards ambushed me. One of them yelled out-"

Flashback Shadow: "Get on your knees!"

Shadow Labrys: "So I responded-"

Flashback Shadow Labrys: "I ain't 'ya mother dipshits!"

Shadow Labrys: "So they took exception to that... but you already know how that song and dance goes."

Flashback Shadow Labrys summons Asterius and completely mauls the shadows easily.

Shadow Labrys: "And I killed all but one of them."

Mitsuru: "What happened to the last one?"

Shadow Labrys: "Pussed out like a bitch!"

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Yu: “This… isn’t as easy as I though it would be…”

Rise: “Yeah… the whole atmosphere for a date like this just feels strange…”

Marie: “I’ve never even been on a date before…”

Rise: “Idea. Let’s just get super drunk.”

Marie: “That’s your solution?”

Yu: “I mean… I can hold my liquor quite well.”

Rise: “Waiter, four kamikaze shots please.”

Marie: “Each.”

Rise: “Not bad Marie.”

Yu: “Well we’re back on track for now. Keeping it light and dare I say… breezy?”

The three of them are all how in a bed together.

Yu: “So… we broke a rule.”

Marie: “Y-Yeah… I’ll say.”

Rise: “No complaints here.”

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Youske: “Whoo! This game is fun!”

Yu: “Um. Youske? Are you the controller yourself?”

Yukiko: “Yu-kun. Have you never heard of the new ‘Virtual Reality’?”

Yu: “I’ve heard of it yes. Never tried it though.”

Youske: “Really, here give it a shot.”

Yu: “Okay. Let’s dance.”

Youske: “Alright-“

Chie: “Wait. Yu, why do you have your sword.”

Yu: “Stand back, I’m going to press start.”

Youske: “Not with a real sword you’re not!”

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Youske: “Hey Marie, you’re smart. Can someone breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?”

Marie: “Why would you ask me th-… who’s in the washing machine?”

Teddie (Inside the Washing Machine): “GRUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB-“

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Kurosawa: “Alright, we’ve got a security situation on the dorm. I trust you kids can handle any danger due to your Tartarus exploration, but I will still be on lookout and conducting a security sweep.”

Mitsuru: “We’ll be investigating around town. See what we can find.”

Kotone: “Also we should use codenames to communicate. To prevent any suspicious people around realizing that we’re on to them.”

Junpei: “Oh cool!”

Mitsuru: “Not a bad idea, if we’re openly communicating using our names, whoever robbed the dormitory could put two and two together.”

Yukari: “So, how are we gonna decide codenames?”

Kotone: “Done! I will be Eagle 1! Akihiko, codename: Been there, done that. Shinji is: Currently doing that. Mitsuru is: Happened once in a dream. Yukari is: If I had to pick a girl. Fuuka is: I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it. And Junpei is…: Eagle 2.”

Junpei: “Oh thank god.”

Kotone: “And Makoto-“

Makoto: “Anything other than ‘Bro’ and I will gut you like a fish.”

Kotone: “That. And Aigis-“

Makoto: “How about we use Persona names instead.”

Everyone agreed that was much better.

Makoto: “And because we have the same Persona yes you can still be Eagle 1.”

Kotone: “Okay good.”

Junpei: “Also can we talk about ‘Been there, done that’?”

Akihiko: “It was one date we agreed it wouldn’t work.”

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Makoto and Yukari were on their way to the dormitory.

Yukari: “You’re sure you don’t want me to carry at least one bag?”

Makoto: “I can handle it. It’s fine.”

Yukari: “Ohh! Look at you being a gentleman.”

Makoto averted his gaze from her and slightly blushed, and was then distracted by Mitsuru slowly driving her bike up to the dormitory. She got off the bike and greeted the two.

Mitsuru: “Seems you got the groceries. Très bien.”

Makoto: “Can someone get the door?”

Yukari: “Oh yeah I got-“

Yukari twisted the doorknob a bunch of times but couldn’t open it.

Yukari: “It’s locked, hang on…”

Yukari pulled out her keys-

Fuuka: “Help! I’ve been taken hostage!”

Yukari: “Fuuka!?”

Makoto: “Is there someone in there?”

Mitsuru: “Hang on Yamagishi! We’re coming in!”

???: “Hahaha! I’m the strongest criminal in the underworld! Maklov! And what I’m gonna do with this piece of- hey WAIT AIGIS WHOA!!”

Makoto: “What the hell?”

Yukari got the door opened and saw Fuuka slightly in a panic, and Aigis was aiming her hand guns at a guy in costume and a motorcycle helmet.

Mitsuru: “Who are you!?”

Aigis: “I will eliminate this threat-“

???: “WAIT STOP I CAN EXPLAIN!!”

Fuuka: “It’s Junpei! That’s Junpei!”

Yukari: “What!?”

The man pulled off his helmet and sure enough, it was Junpei.

Mitsuru: “What? Is happening?”

Junpei: “Okay… about a week after we told Ryoji our decision, me and Kotone went out to Wild Duck Burger and talkrd about things we wanted to do before we die.”

Makoto: “Oh god her Bucket List.”

Aigis: “A list… for buckets?”

Junpei: “No. It’s a list that some people make of things they want to accomplish before they kick the bucket.”

Aigis: “And that is a metaphor?”

Junpei: “Yeah, kicking the bucket means dying.”

Aigis: “I see.”

Mitsuru: “I’m surprised Shiomi has a Bucket List.”

Makoto: “The only issue is that… some of the things on that list are a little… extreme-“

Suddenly someone crashed through the window headfirst. A girl this time, with a Red Featherman helmet.

Fuuka: “Ahh!”

Yukari: “What the-!?”

???: “OWW! OH GOD!”

Makoto: “Kotone!?”

Kotone pulled off her helmet and covered her face.

Fuuka: “Kotone are you okay!?”

Kotone: “Ahh my face is-“

Kotone sprang up, looking perfectly unharmed.

Kotone: “-Perfectly fine! And if it isn’t my arch-nemesis, Malkov! How I’ve waited for this- oh we’re grounded.”

Makoto: “Sometimes I’m afraid for your future.”

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Kotone: “Hey Mitsuru-senpai, look! Gift basket! It’s full of treats. Meats, cheeses, candies, all the food groups!”

Makoto: “No.”

Junpei: “Oh cheese has never been so good. It melts in my mouth, and my hands.”

Mitsuru: “They’re… all french. Didn’t Moriyama-san travel to Paris a few days ago?”

Yukari: “I think so, why- uh oh…”

Kotone: “I don’t get it. It’s a gift basket that one of the citizens we saved from Tartarus and they wanted us to munch, right?”

Akihiko: “Looks like there’s a letter.”

Kotone: “There is?”

Mitsuru picks up the letter.

Mitsuru: “Dear Fuuka, missing you and am thinking of you. Hope to see you soon, from Natsuki. There’s even a heart.”

Junpei: “That’s why there was a chocolate strawberry wasn’t there…”

Ken: “Fuuka-san’s gonna be back soon what do we do?”

Junpei: “Eat the note!”

Makoto: “No. No. We can fix this.”

Aigis: “Should I run out to buy supplies?”

Makoto: “Got a better idea.”

Fuuka: “Hey, I’m back.”

Aigis: “It is good to see you. You have received a gift basket.”

Kotone: “Yeah. Natsuki sent it all the way from Paris.”

Fuuka: “Oh really?”

Fuuka opened up the basket.

Fuuka: “A new wireless mouse, USB…”

Fuuka started to blush.

Fuuka: “She really knows me. Hee hee!”

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Kotone: “Uuuurrff… hmm…”

Mitsuru: “Sleep well?”

Kotone: “Mmm..? Mitsuru-senpai..?”

Mitsuru: “I made you a hangover cure.”

Kotone: “Oh… thanks…”

Mitsuru: “Did you have a nice night?”

Kotone: “I did…”

Mitsuru: “So, what happened?”

Kotone: “Hmm…”

Yesterday…

Makoto: “Sis, some guy who owns a gay bar sent you a cake.”

Kotone: “Iwatodai has a gay bar?”

Makoto: “Yeah, The Bulge.”

Everyone looks at Makoto.

Makoto: “There’s a letter right here.”

Akihiko: “How do you know it’s a gay bar?”

Makoto: “It’s called The Bulge.”

Akihiko: “Right. So why did they send you a cake again?”

Kotone: “Oh, I officiated a penguin wedding, turns out they were both guy penguins.”

Fuuka: “She’s actually a huge deal now in the gay community now, Natsuki thinks of her as a hero. Oh that reminds me! They actually invited you to be the guest of honor!”

Kotone: “They did?”

Yukari: “Sounds nice.”

Kotone: “Yeah, hey why don’t we all go?”

Akihiko: “Huh, like an entourage.”

Yukari: “Me too.”

Makoto: “Eh… what the hell.”

Mitsuru: “Try not to drink too much.”

Kotone: “Woah, so this is a gay bar. Nothing like Escapade.”

Akihiko: “You’ve been in Escapade?”

Kotone: “Yeah, a bit more often then I did in high school.”

Makoto: “What were you doing there during High School-“

Kotone: “Anyway where do we drink?”

Fuuka: “Hey! Shiomi-san! You came!”

Natsuki: “Welcome, you look great.”

Kotone: “Thanks. Wow, Fuuka’s pretty excited.”

Makoto: “I’m surprised she drinks.”

Natsuki: “Only on occasions, also she’s a lightweight so I’ve gotta keep an eye on her.”

Man: “This one’s on us.”

The man handed Kotone a shot glass.

Kotone: “Oh, thanks!”

Natsuki: “Kotone Shiomi everyone!”

Everyone started cheering for Kotone and she was pulled up to a microphone by an intoxicated Fuuka.

Fuuka: “She’s Kotone Shiomi and she wants to recruit you! Yeaaaah!”

The crowd cheered even more and even started cheering her name.

Kotone: “First of all I would like to thank you all for this party, it really is an honor.”

Woman: “We love you Shiomi!!”

The crowd started cheering again and a man handed her another shot glass. Kotone drank it down pretty fast and the crowd started chanting her name.

Kotone: “…I just have one to say. Together we can change Japan forever let’s dance!!”

The crowd cheered loudly again.

Akihiko: “Y’know, this place is great! Hey, even Makoto’s dancing!”

Kotone: “Is he?”

Makoto wasn’t really dancing, but he was moving along to the beat of the song at a table with Yukari.

Kotone: “Hold up! Imma do the karaoke! After a few more shots!”

Akihiko watched her head off and Akihiko went over to see the other two.

Akihiko: “Hey, does anyone know how many drinks Shiomi had?”

Makoto: “I saw four.”

Yukari: “…Nine?”

Akihiko: “Would that make her drunk?”

Makoto: “We’re about to find out.”

Akihiko: “Why?”

Fuuka: “Hey! Up there!”

Kotone stood at the microphone and the song 24-Hour Cinderella began playing.

Kotone: “Sunao ni I LOVE YOU!
Todokeyou kitto
YOU LOVE ME!
Tsutawaru sa kimi ni
Niau garasu no
Kutsu wo sagasou-“

Present Day

Kotone: “I’m sure everyone got home safely.”

Mitsuru: “Moriyama drove Yamagishi, Yuki drove Takeba and Sanada, and obviously I drove you.”

Kotone: “Thanks…”

Mitsuru: “Oh, but there is one more thing.”

Kotone: “Whuh..?”

Mitsuru pulled out her phone.

Kotone: “Mitsurrrruuu! I just sang 24-Hour Cinderella! It’s a real good sooong! Hey you know what the best part about this is… is that everyone is so gay! And who hasn’t had gay thoughts? I mean… when you had that ponytail… hoooooo mama! But hey, these people know how to party! And they are so gay!”

Kotone felt highly embarrassed.

Mitsuru: “There’s six more.”

Kotone: “I’ve heard enough.”

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Makoto and Yukari were both asleep, at the same time someone had creeped inside, they were reaching for something until Yukari had rolled over in her sleep. So the figure got up closer to her and started making buzzing sounds, which made Yukari turn back around. Then the figure left the room, about a minute later he returned with a claw grabber and used it to grasp a rind around Yukari’s neck. He grabbed hold of it with his actual hands and-“

Yukari: “GAHHHH!”

Yukari punched the intruder and woke up Makoto as well.

Junpei: “OW!”

Yukari: “Wh-What are-“

Junpei: “You hit me! I’m bleeding!”

Junpei ran out of the room.

Makoto: “What the hell was that?”

Yukari: “Junpei tried to take the ring so I punched him.”

Makoto: “…That’s my girl.”

Chapter Text

Yu: “So, I’ll be working on the model and then we’re gonna put all the candy decorations within the model house.”

Dojima: “So, what’d you kids make?”

Yosuke: “Boom! Rock and Roll Candy Hanamura!”

Yukiko: “Wow… you actually did really good Yosuke.”

Kanji: “Yeah… I uh… struggled a lot with mine.”

Rise: “I took care of it, Marshmallow Tatsumi! You like it.”

Kanji stares at it intensely and nods.

Chie: “I wondered about it a lot… but… unfortunately it fell apart… so I just stuffed an action figure with jellybeans.”

Naoto: “Me and Nanako-chan ended up with gingerbread cookies in the end.”

Nanako: “And they look delicious!”

Rise: “I had two ideas… but I didn’t want to eat the first one, so I made a music note out of silver pocky.”

Marie: “Silver pocky?”

Rise: “Yeah but they don’t make silver pocky so I spray painted them.”

Yu: “Okay those are poisonous no one eat those.”

Teddie: “You got it sensei!”

Yu immediately noticed the silver stains around Teddie’s mouth.

Yu: “Go throw up.”

Teddie: “I didn’t eat any-“

Yu: “Go throw up.”

Chapter Text

Chie: “Hey, while we’re all here together. There’s something I’d like to say and it’s kinda hard for me to do so… here we go. I’m a lesbian. Okay, any questions? Naoto?”

Naoto: “How long have you known?”

Chie: “Middle school, I remember everyone saying that one guy Someya was hottest in the class, but I was more attracted to his girlfriend Jun.”

Yosuke: “The fact that the name Mayuko didn’t come out of your mouth is lunacy.”

Chie: “Originally I thought it was a phase until freshman year, it also explained why I was never attracted to Narukami, no offense.”

Yu: “None taken.”

Rise: “What made you wanna tell us now?”

Chie: “Kanji found out on our last school trip, I don’t think he could keep the secret much longer.”

Flashback

Kanji: “Bye Chie-senpai- I mean uh… not bye as in bi- I mean… see ya have fun kissing dudes! Only dudes! Left and right!”

Flashback End

Kanji: “I stopped saying bi all together.”

Marie: “Are you seeing anyone now?”

Chie: “I plan too, assuming she’s into girls too.”

Yosuke: “Do you have a flag, they make those right?”

Chie: “They do and yes.”

Yukiko: “What does it look like?”

Chie: “Red stripe, orange stripe, white stripe, pink stripe, purple stripe. Any others?”

Teddie: “Ooh ooh!”

Chie: “Do I wanna know?”

Teddie: “Mmmmmmaybe not…”

Chapter Text

Doctor: “Okay, you’re all set Narukami-san.”

Yu: “Alright, good to see you again Doctor.”

Doctor: “Y-Yeah you too.”

Yu: “Alright, I’ll make sure to set my next appointment, see you next time.”

Doctor: “Yeah you too.”

Yu left and Sayoko approached the doctor.

Sayoko: “Oh, he’s done. Why do you look so shaken up.”

Doctor: “He’s… seventeen.”

Sayoko: “Lemme guess, speaks like an old man?”

Doctor: “No. that man has… the largest scrotum I have ever seen.”

Sayoko: “O-Oh…”

Doctor: “I… honestly forgot to check for anything wrong… I was distracted… by the largest scrotum… I have ever seen.”

Sayoko: “Should we… call him back?”

Doctor: “…Possibly.”

Chapter Text

Yukiko: “So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.”

Yu immediately stands up from the table.

Yu: “No! No no! No! That is NOT how you bake cookies!”

Rise: “You can’t just floor it?”

Yu: “No you cannot-“

Yukiko: “4,000,000 degrees for one second.”

Yosuke: “Are you trying to burn Dojima-san’s house down!?”

Yukiko: “Sumeo-okami!”

Naoto: “What the hell are you trying!?”

Yukiko: “Burning Petals-“

Everyone else: “NO!!”

Chapter Text

Rise: “Senpaiiii! This is taking too long!”

Naoto: “Fishing is about patience Rise-chan.”

Yu: “Exactly. You must remain on guard at all times.”

Kanji: “Why can’t we just do it the way Chie-san’s doing it?”

Yu: “How’s Chie doing- what are you doing!?”

Yu observes Chie as she is standing in the water.

Chie: “I’m catching fish the RIGHT way!”

Yosuke: “As much as I admit that would be a cool way to catch a fish, you’re not going to catch anything that way-“

Chie slams her hand into the water and actually yanks a fish out, baffling the rest of the Investigation Team.

Teddie: “Congratulations Chie-chan!”

Yukiko: “Way to go Chie!”

Naoto: “How did she-“

Yu: “Let’s be honest, we all pull off the impossible.”

Chapter Text

Akihiko: “Okay so, Ikutsuki-san wants help with the water fountains in the school.”

Kotone: “In what regard?”

Akihiko: “You guys wanna get a drink?”

Junpei: “Sure I’m thirsty.”

Junpei walked over to drink from the fountain, with his mouth over the guard.

Akihiko: “Yeah the idea is to make sure no one can do that.”

Junpei stopped drinking.

Junpei: “Why, what’d I do?”

Ryoji: “Why not just put a cage around it? Here.”

Ryoji puts a plastic cage around the tap.

Kotone: “Looks good.”

Akihiko: “Junpei?”

Junpei went over to try and drink from it again, but took the cage off and did the same thing as before.”

Akihiko: “Okay… anyone else have an idea?”

Kotone: “Ummm… use a hose?”

Ryoji: “I don’t think people would want to drink from a hose…”

Kotone: “I would!”

Junpei: “Hm. Looks like a job for Junpei Iori, Ace Detective! Alright, how can we make this better?”

Mitsuru was on her way back to the dorm alongside Makoto.

Mitsuru: “Would you happen to know if Akihiko and the others finished the assignment?”

Makoto: “What assignment- oh the water fountain thing. I think Odigiri had some ideas, maybe we should’ve called him over to the dorm.”

Mitsuru: “Possibly. But those four tend to have minimal creative differences, it would cause less argumentation amongst the group.”

Mitsuru opened the door and it was immediately hit with a water balloon. The two of them could now see Kotone, Junpei, and Akihiko in some sort of water fight in the lobby of the dormitory.

Makoto: “Maybe best we didn’t bring Odigiri…”

Mitsuru: “WHAT!? Are you doing!?”

The three now looked at Mitsuru who looked very angry as she saw the lounge was soaked.

Makoto: “How… did this- wait where’s Ryoji?”

Ryoji: “KAMIKAZE!!”

Ryoji came running in with several water balloons attached to himself and was heading for Mitsuru.

Kotone/Junpei/Akihiko: “Wait Ryoji!!/NONONONO!/Wait stop!”

It was too late, Ryoji bear hugged Mitsuru and all the balloons exploded water on then both. The other three were know horrified and Ryoji now realized his mistake.

Makoto: “I will… grab a towel.”

Mitsuru said nothing, but suddenly the room dropped 50 degrees in temperature and only one word came to everyone’s mind… EXECUTION.

Fuuka opened the door to the dorm.

Fuuka: “Sorry I’m late, I was on a da-WOAH!”

Fuuka was taken back by the massive heat wave in the lounge.

Fuuka: “Why is it so hot!? Why is there a- FIRE!”

Akihiko: “No-No no no!”

Fuuka wasn’t sure what to think, then she saw Akihiko, Kotone, Ryoji, and Junpei all huddled around the fire and wrapped in blankets, shivering.

Fuuka: “What- why- what happened!? Are you guys okay!?”

Kotone: “O-One word… execution.”

Fuuka: “Oh… why?”

Ryoji: “L-Long… story…”

Junpei: “Wh-Where’s Makoto… we… asked him to do… something.”

Makoto suddenly came back downstairs, with no shirt this time and holding something in his hand. Makoto quickly noticed Fuuka.

Fuuka: “Uh- um… why are you… half-dressed?”

Makoto: “Temperature.”

Fuuka: “Yeah I don’t know why I asked that. So… what are you doing?”

Makoto: “Something.”

Makoto whipped out and extended a roasting stick, then walked into the kitchen.

Fuuka: “You know… I can understand why Yukari likes him.”

Makoto came back and attached a marshmallow to the roasting stick, then sat down and held the marshmallow over the fire.

Junpei: “We were… hoping for… s-s-something useful..!”

Makoto: “It is. I felt snack-y.”

There was a pause of silence.

Fuuka: “Can I have a marshmallow?”

Makoto: “Catch.”

Makoto tossed a marshmallow over to Fuuka who ate it.

Chapter Text

Everyone has been assembled in the lounge in the dormitory.

Fuuka: “So, Tartarus seems a bit unstable today so enemies may be stronger than usual.”

Akihiko: “Alright, could be worth our while for once.”

Junpei: “And the ones during the Full Moon’s so far weren’t?”

Akihiko: “That’s different…”

Fuuka: “Anyways, in terms of plans-“

Shinjiro let out a groan.

Kotone: “You okay Shinji?”

Shinjiro: “Just some tooth pain, I’m fine. Continue.”

Fuuka: “Right, I advise a more careful approach considering we ran into the Reaper last time.”

Makoto: “Sounds fair. There should be a teleporter on floor-“

Shinjiro let out another pained groan.

Mitsuru: “Do you need to go to the dentist?”

Shinjiro: “I don’t believe in dentists, just a second.”

Shinjiro took out a switchblade and began to remove the tooth himself.

Yukari: “Hey-!”

Junpei: “No no no no-“

Fuuka: “Shinjiro-senpai-!”

Ken: “Nonononono-!”

Mitsuru: “Stop! No no-!

Shinjiro managed to pull the tooth right out with the knife, disturbing the rest of the team. Fuuka actually rushing off to the bathroom.

Makoto: “What the fuck!?”

Ken: “Oh my god…”

Akihiko: “You just keep that knife with you?”

Kotone: “That’s your problem!?”

Aigis: “Should I study this protocol for next time-“

Everyone (except Shinjiro): “NO!”

Mitsuru: “Why would you do that?”

Shinjiro: “Took care of the problem didn’t it?”

Chapter Text

Makoto was tied up in a chair, he was dressed up in a suit without the jacket, his tie undone and his shirt completely unbuttoned. Yukari was dressed up in a black agent costume and sat in a chair in front of Makoto.

Yukari: “The name’s Agent Karou. Tell me who you are, who you work for and don’t bother trying to lie to me.”

Makoto: “They call me The Butcher. A family patriarch in the Mirai Alliance. So I’d rather you let me outta here before they find out I’m gone.”

Yukari: “Nice try but you have something I want. Where’s the 10 billion yen?”

Makoto: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Yukari: “I think you do!”

Yukari stood up.

Makoto: “I don’t!”

Yukari kicked the chair away and got up in Makoto’s face.

Yukari: “You better tell me where it is or I will resort to force.”

Makoto paused for a minute.

Makoto: “Fine, I’ll tell you where it is. You’re too good Karou.”

Yukari: “Don’t you do it Butcher. Don’t you dare fall in love with me.”

The two began to kiss, but Yukari was resisting.

Yukari: “God you sexy- no!”

Makoto: “Why not, won’t hurt anyone?”

The two began making out again, but this time Makoto hoisted himself up as he had untied himself and pushed Yukari over to the bed, they both fell down on it, though Makoto had knocked into her knee pretty hard.

Yukari: “OW!”

Makoto stopped immediately.

Makoto: “Shit, you okay?”

Yukari: “Y-Yeah I’m alright. Just… got me off guard.”

Makoto: “I’ll try to be more careful next time.”

Yukari: “Yeah… wanna keep going?”

The two began making out again.

It was now morning, the couple came down together and the only one in the lobby was Fuuka, who was watching the Sci-Fi channel on the TV and eating pancakes.

Fuuka: “Morning!”

Yukari: “Hm mm… sorry I need some coffee.”

Makoto: “Same here.”

Fuuka: “The others are pretty busy with usual stuff. Aside from Kotone-san who is still asleep and Aigis probably watching over her, we’re the only ones in the dorm.”

Makoto: “Got it.”

Yukari: “Oh hey, watcha watching?”

Fuuka: “Just a classic, some scientist created this beast and the CIA have to figure out a way too neutralize it.”

Makoto: “Interesting.”

Yukari: “I can’t imagine myself able to do stunts like these.”

Fuuka: “Eh, I think you can.”

Fuuka picked up a glass of milk.

Fuuka: “Agent Karou.”

Both Makoto and Yukari blushed madly and looked at Fuuka who was drinking from the glass.

Fuuka: “Don’t worry, I’ve got the VHS tape in my lap here. Just so no one could see it.”

Yukari: “Phew…”

There was a pause of silence until Fuuka took another sip.

Fuuka: “You guys want a copy?”

Chapter Text

Makoto: “God fucking dammit!”

Makoto slammed his knee into his printer.

Mitsuru: “What, why are you so mad?”

Junpei: “Yeah I’ve never seen you so pissed.”

Makoto: “The printer broke and screwed up my sister’s birthday invitations.”

Mitsuru: “How so?”

Makoto: “It’s supposed to say Kotone’s Birthday here.”

Junpei: “And..?”

Makoto: “It says Kotone’s bi.”

Junpei: “I mean… that still works.”

Makoto: “It does but that’s not the point.”

Chapter Text

Mitsuru: “Where is Yamagishi, it’s almost cerfew.”

Makoto: “When did you start pressing curfew?”

Mitsuru: “I always do, and regardless you always show up late to the dorm. Though I’m less worried about you considering you can defend yourself. Yamagishi on the other hand only has her evoker to defend herself.”

Makoto then received an email on his phone and read it.

Makoto: “She can’t go, she’s on a date.”

Kotone: “Wait seriously!?”

Ken: “What’s got you so surprised?”

Kotone: “Well… yeah I shouldn’t be. She is cute.”

Junpei: “Well yeah.”

Makoto: “She also says she apologizes for not telling you ahead of time.”

Mitsuru: “I see, I suppose one day won’t hurt us, but we’ll have to make for it tomorrow. Everyone rest up for tonight.”

Yukari: “Gladly.”

Tomorrow morning, Fuuka walked into the dorm in a nice dress. She carefully stepped inside as if she was sneaking in, until someone noticed her presence.

Junpei: “Hey Fuuka, welcome back!”

Fuuka was startled as she looked over to Junpei.

Fuuka: “Hi-! Didn’t see you there…”

Junpei: “Yeah sorry. Oh get this, remember that hotel on Shirakawa Boulevard, the one with the french name?”

Fuuka: “Y-Yeah I remember.”

Junpei: “Get this, they called the dorm a couple minutes ago.”

Fuuka: “Huh, oh y-yeah I… stayed there…”

Junpei: “Wait really!? So then you and your boyfriend- wow!”

Fuuka: “Huh… what are you- wait no no! I was- they……”

Fuuka’s face flushed.

Fuuka: “Okay yeah I… did… it.”

Junpei: “Congratulations, and hey. He better treat you right.”

Fuuka giggled.

Fuuka: “Thanks Junpei. So, what’d the hotel say?”

Junpei: “Oh, you left your eyelash curler.”

Fuuka: “Alright, I’ll pick it up soon.”

Koromaru: “Bark bark!”

Aigis: “Koromaru is asking if dinner is ready.”

Kotone: “Give us a minute!”

Shinjiro: “Six.”

Kotone: “Six~!”

Suddenly someone came through the doors to the dormitory.

Akihiko: ”Huh, oh hey you’re…”

Natsuki: “Natsuki, I’m here for Fuuka.”

Fuuka: “Oh hey, good to see you!”

Natsuki: “Yeah, I wanted to make sure my notes were right.”

Fuuka: “Oh sure, we can look.”

The two sat down and Natsuki looked into her purse for a few minutes.

Natsuki: “Damn, hey anyone got an eyelash curler I can borrow?”

Junpei looked up in suspicion.

Yukari: “Yeah sure, what happened to yours?”

Natsuki: “Think I lost it, I was staying at a hotel last night.”

Junpei’s eyes went wide open as he started freaking out on the spot and pointing to Fuuka.

Junpei: “OH! OH- OH!!”

Fuuka: “Junpei I need to talk you!”

Junpei: “OO! OH WOAH!”

Fuuka began dragging Junpei away and off the couch.

Fuuka: “Junpei NOW!!”

She dragged him up the stairs and Natsuki followed.

Makoto: “The hell was that about?”

Junpei: “Woaaaaaaaah! Wooo-!”

The two of them tumbled over with Fuuka covering his mouth, until he stopped freaking out.

Fuuka: “Yes… yes.”

Junpei: “So then you-! A-And you!?”

Natsuki: “Yes but you can’t tell anyone no one knows.”

Junpei: “Well, when?”

Fuuka: “It was… I asked her out. We progressed from there to the hotel and well……”

The two were both blushing quite a lot.

Junpei: “Ah. Well hey, I’m not spilling the beans or anything.”

Fuuka: “Thank you, Junpei.”

Natsuki: “Hey, do your friends eavesdrop usually?”

Fuuka: “Only when it comes to roma-“

The three turned to the stairs and could see a few people rushing down the stairs.

Fuuka: “Guess the secret’s out.”

Chapter Text

Yosuke: “Trunk!”

The car’s trunk opened up and Yosuke placed a guitar case inside, then stepped into the passenger seat.

Yosuke: “Thanks for the help Hyde.”

Hyde: “No problem. That the last of your stuff?”

Yosuke: “Yep!”

Hyde put the car into drive.

Hyde: “So, the guitar’s fixed for tomorrow’s practice?”

Yosuke: “Oh yeah, Carmine’s an ass.”

Hyde: “Oh trust me I know- oh damn. Hold up I gotta make a stop.”

Yosuke: “How come?”

Hyde: “Left my music in my dorm room. Hey can you grab my phone, call my roommate?”

Yosuke: “Yeah sure, it’s Kurogane-san right?”

Hyde: “Yeah, his contact should be one of the first few.”

Yosuke: “Yep.”

Yosuke began calling for Naoto Kurogane.

Naoto: “Hey, you reached Naoto Kurogane. Leave a voicemail I’ll get back to it when I see it.”

Yosuke: “Went to voicemail.”

Hyde: “Probably out, he doesn’t often abide by curfew.”

Yosuke: “Right.”

Hyde: “Mind if I just drop by?”

Yosuke: “I don’t see why not.”

Hyde and Yosuke stopped by the dorm room and they could hear music playing.

Hyde: “Oh he’s… hey Naoto! Open up!”

No response.

Hyde: “Alright hang on.”

Hyde took out his key and just unlocked the door, the two walked in and stopped a few steps in.

Hyde & Yosuke: “Oh my god..!”

Naoto was under the sheets in his bed, over Yumi and both of them stared at the other two in shock.

Hyde: “How long as this been going on!?”

Naoto K.: “Probably longer than you think…”

Yumi: “Three months.”

Naoto K.: “That any longer than you thought?”

Hyde: “I didn’t know you were dating at all!”

Chapter Text

Ruby: “CINDER!!”

Cinder looks up and sees Ruby floating above.

Cinder: “What the- how are you still-!? Oh ho ho… you seem angry. What’s the matter little red, think you still have a shot? Didn’t I tell you last time-“

Ruby: “Yeah and you know what!? Fuck the Relics!”

Cinder: “You… certainly have a mouth on you.”

Ruby: “Fuck! The gods!”

Cinder: “Are you done?”

Ruby: “AAAAND FUCK!! YOU!! SHINNN KIKOUHOOOUUU!!!”

Ruby’s silver eyes flash as Cinder covers her face, but it immediately surprised by the massive amount of force that forces her down.

Cinder: “SHIIIIIIIiiiit-!”

A massive crater is formed in the sands of Vacuo.

Ruby: “YOU!!”

Mercury looks up to Ruby.

Ruby: “Kill yourself or leave! I don’t care which!”

Mercury: “Oookay-“

Cinder: “ARROGANT LITTLE BITCH-“

Ruby: “KIKOUHOUUU!!!”

Ruby’s sivler eyes flash again and the impact hits again and forcers her down.

Cinder: “GODDA-grblblblh!”

Mercury: “Goddamn when could she do this? Know what don’t care, don’t wanna find out.”

Cinder: “NO-!”

The flash hits her again, forcing her down.

Cinder: “STOP IT!”

And again.

Cinder: “STOP IT!!”

Again.

Cinder: “ANGRYYYYY!!!”

Ruby: “Ki!!”

Again.

Ruby: “KOU!!”

Again.

Ruby: “HOUUU!”

Nora: “Is there some sort of light show going on?”

Fox: “Jeez, think I can hear that…”

Ruby (In the distance): “KIKOUUHOUU!!!”

Cinder (In the distance): “Fuuuuuuck!”

Winter: “Wait I can feel that-“

Ozpin: “Wait that’s Ruby!”

Yang: “WHAT!?”

Ruby: “KI!!”

Blast.

Ruby: “KOU!!”

Blast.

Ruby: “HOUU!!”

Blast.

Ruby: “KI!”

Blast.

Ruby: “KOU!”

Blast.

Ruby: “HOUU!!”

She finally let up…

Cinder: “Huff… are you done!? Because I’m coming out… and so help me Little Red. If you do that AGAIN… I will make you suffer-“

Cinder who is clearly heavily damaged rises up.

Ruby: “Kikouhou.”

One more flash.

Cinder: “AW!! DAMMIT!!!”

Chapter Text

Makoto walked into the house, it was kind of late but it seemed Yukari was still awake.

Yukari: “You’re back, I thought you wouldn’t be back until midnight.”

Makoto: “Sorry… I spent… a while making a gift.”

Yukari: “Oh, you did remember?”

Makoto: “Yeah.”

Makoto laid out a poster he made himself, a collage of pictures of just her through various moments of her life. Most of them regarding their time in high school, a few young ones, and some of her as Featherman Ranger Pink.

Yukari: “Oh Makoto…~”

Makoto: “I asked your mom for the younger pictures, and then the team for high school.”

Yukari shed a tear and wiped it.

Yukari: “I love it. Oh and of course, I have yours.”

Yukari ran over to turn on the lights, Makoto’s eyes followed her, then looked back in amazement, as he stared at a replica of the Iron Throne.

Yukari: “One of the guys in the cast is just as much of a fan as you, maybe bigger. He ended up with two of these and was willing to give it to me, which I give to you.”

Makoto was still baffled as he slowly sat down in the throne as if he could feel the power. Yukari walked closer.

Yukari: “So, how is it?”

Makoto immediately yanked Yukari for a kiss, which answered her question.

Chapter Text

Shigaraki was laying down in a bed.

Shigaraki: “So, how bad?”

Twice: “Well hey, it’s not like it’s a cancer, though obviously we can’t take ‘ya to a hospital. I mean can you imagine trying to walk in?”

Shigaraki: “Yeah no I get it, so, who’s doing the surgery, we got someone capable, right?”

Suddenly someone came in while dancing.

Himiko: “I get to cut you open~. I get to cut you open~. I get to cut you open~.”

Shigaraki: “…Oh god no.”

Himiko continued dancing, singing the same tune and speeding up as her moves also got faster, even Twice joined her.

Himiko: “Go Twice! Hm! Hm! Go get it! Hm! Hm! And go! And get it!”

Shigaraki: “I’m going to die.”

Chapter Text

Jean: “So you’re saying the basketball was so full of air, the sun’s rays were attracted to it, heated it up from the inside, and it blew up before anyone could get the rebound?”

Gambit: “Well mon amie, it doesn’t sound believable when you say it that way.”

Rogue: “Just let Jubilee shoot her free throw ‘ya cheater.”

Gambit shrugs and stands by.

Wolverine: “No pressure, take your time kid.”

Jubilee: “Yeah, thanks dad.”

Everyone turns to look at Jubilee with confused expressions, it takes a few seconds for her to notice.

Jubilee: “Why’s everyone looking at me like that?”

Roberto: “I didn’t know he was your dad.”

Jubilee: “What are you talking about?”

Storm: “You referred to Logan as your father.”

Jubilee: “What no I didn’t I said thanks man!”

Wolverine: “What, you see me as your old man?”

Jubilee: “No! I see you as an angry figure because you’re always angry!”

The Beast: “Jubilee, it is only right to respect your father-“

Jubilee: “I didn’t call him dad!”

A few snickers were heard.

Wolverine: “It’s fine, nothing to get so worked up over.”

Morph: “Aww, Logan has a soft spot for his little padawan.”

Wolverine draws out his claws.

Cyclops: “Yeah, let’s keep the game going. Your father has a point Jubilee.”

More snickering.

Jubilee: “You too?”

Gambit: “You did call him dad.”

Jubilee: “You shut up you’ve been lying ever since we started the game.”

Gambit: “Alright, Gambit was lying about the ball but the dad thing, that happened.”

Jubilee: “Ah ha! He admitted what he said was a lie! All part of my plan.”

Wolverine: “Nice goin’.”

Jubilee: “Thanks-“

Wolverine: “Papa’s proud.”

Morph exploded into laughter and Roberto stopped trying to keep himself from laughing.

Jubliee: “…Let’s just play.”

Chapter Text

Deku: “Hey Ochako, something wrong?”

Ochako: “Oh, hey Deku. Just studying is all, gotta retake a test.”

Deku: “Need some help studying?”

Ochako: “…That would be nice, yeah.”

Deku: “Yeah, I’ll help, and you’ll pass this test, Deku Guarantee.”

Ochako: “Ummm…”

Deku: “What’s the problem?”

Ochako: “Well… your last Deku Guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball.”

Deku: “I did.”

Ochako: “Ummm…”

Deku has a ladder against a wall where a basketball hoop is hanging.

Deku: “Hey, you never said I couldn’t use a ladder.”

Ochako: “Okay but… the ladder looks… unstable.”

Deku: “It’ll be fine! Deku Guarantee achieved-!”

The ladder begins to fall with Deku on it.

Deku: “WoooOOOAH-!”

Before he hits the ground he’s suddenly floating above it, then notices Ochako using her quirk to keep him in the air.

Deku: “…Thank you.”

Ochako: “Anytime.”

Chapter Text

Nora: “Ladies and Gentlemen, today will be the diggity dopest tree lighting in the history of Huntsmen and Huntresses.”

Weiss: “Where is the tree you bought?”

Ren: “I half expected you to actually cut one down.”

Nora: “Oh I tried… and am no longer allowed.”

Blake: “What did you do-“

Pyrrha: “We don’t talk about the Thunder Tree Incident.”

Weiss: “Oh brother…”

Nora: “Anyways BEHOLD!”

Nora rips of a blanket off a green deflated tree.

Ruby: “Umm… that’s-“

Nora: “Yes! The greatest inflatable tree Remnant has to offer! Only cost me 600 lien.”

Jaune: “I’m sorry how much?”

Nora: “And now, in the immortal words of Santa, turn on the compressor.”

Nora turns on the compressor.

Yang: “Little loud!”

Nora: “Yeah! It’s the sound of Christmas!”

Blake: “It’s getting really big what size tree is this!?”

Nora: “It’s a jumbo!”

Yang: “The box says it’s 10 meters tall! How big is that?”

Weiss: “Roughly 32.81 feet…

Ren: “That’s way too big for the dorm!”

Weiss: “Someone unplug it unplug IT NOW!”

Pyrrha: “We can’t it swallowed it’s own plug!”

Ruby: “Retreat! Tactically Retreat!”

Everyone runs out of the dorm room and Nora shuts the door.

Nora: “Okay, tree has been contained.”

Pyrrha: “Wait… where’s Jaune?”

The door flies off it’s hinges and Jaune flies out.

Nora: “…God bless us everyone..?”

Chapter Text

Scott had taken Jean out for a date so the rest of the team could prepare a surprise party back at the mansion.

Jean: “You think everyone else is going to worry we’re gone so long?”

Cyclops: “I think we’ll be fine.”

Jean: “But everyone’s story when I asked them through telepathy is different, Jubilee sounded like she was trying to throw something together in seconds.”

Cyclops: “What’d she say.”

Jean: “I think she was fake… let’s leave it at that. Maybe we should go back-“

Cyclops: “Or you could try on this dress!”

Scott handed over a dress.

Jean: “Ooh it’s a nice one! Okay, give me a minute!”

Jean closed the curtain and then Scott picked up his phone.

Cyclops: “Call.. Jubilee…”

Back at the mansion everyone was dancing to Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC.

Rogue: “New ringtone Jubes?”

Jubilee: “Heck yeah!”

Gambit: “Gambit like, excellent ringtone choice.”

Magneto: “What… is happening?”

Morph: “Just a ringtone man, chill.”

Jubilee: “C’mon you owe me one after you claimed my birthday was ‘make believe’.”

Magneto: “Just turn it off.”

Cyclops: “C’mon Jubilee please pick up..!”

Everyone was dancing at the mansion again, even Magneto.

Magneto: “…It is… what the kids would say… a bop.”

The dancing continued, until the ringtone turned off, leaving everyone disappointed.

The Beast: “Who was calling you anyway?”

Jubilee: “Scott was- oh crap!”

Chapter Text

Rachel and Nu-13 were gathered in Rachel’s mansion, a tea table between them as they were currently waiting.

Nu-13: “So Ragna really is coming over?”

Rachel: “That he is. He owes me a favor and I will be there extending the time he spends here much longer if he continues to make me wait any longer.”

Nu-13: “Then I hope he is hours late!”

Rachel: “…Listen, if we you are going to be a guest at this party you must be on your best behavior, do you understand?”

Nu-13: “That I do.”

Rachel: “Good.”

Ragna eventually shows up.

Ragna: “Alright let’s get this over with.”

Rachel: “Greetings Ragna.”

Nu-13: “Hello daddy-“

Rachel: “Leave.”

Chapter Text

Hyde had taken a nap in his car, eventually waking up from his nap to find the college campus an absolute mess, getting suspicious, he stepped out.

Hyde: “What the hell..?”

Hyde walked around and into the building, it looked like a tornado hit the place.

Hyde: “Hey! Anyone here?”

No response, but Hyde found someone on the ground, another one of the students, Tsurugi on the ground, with paint splatters over him.

Hyde: “What is going on?”

Tsurugi: “Huh… oh… Hyde…… Hyde is that you..? You’re… alive-“

Hyde: “Dude drop the acting you’re not dying.”

Tsurugi: “You don’t get it… listen. A paintball game… it was just starting… then… the prize was announced. We turned on each other… like animals man.”

Hyde: “What the hell was the prize?”

Tsurugi: “Was? It’s not over! This is still happening-“

Tsurugi was hit with paintballs out of nowhere, Hyde turned to see Mika, holding a paintball gun at Hyde.

Hyde: “Mika- hey put that thing down I’m not playing-“

Mika: “Everyone’s playing! There is no safety! Only! Paintball!”

Hyde ran off from the small girl who was holding the paintball gun and firing at him, until someone ran from behind the corner, jumped over him despite the figure’s above average size and fired two shots at Mika, who upon getting hit threw her paintball gun down in anger.

Mika: “Dammit!”

Hyde looked back to see his savior, and recognized him from immediately.

Waldstein: “Come with me if you want to live.”

Hyde: “That quote is referenced to death… but I’ll let you have it.”

Linne was on a computer in a secluded room, until all of a sudden, someone knocked, she grabbed a paintball gun and aimed it at the door, but the knock was specific, thankfully it was Waldstien and Hyde.

Waldstein: “Look who I found.”

Linne: “Ah, glad to see you’re alive.”

Hyde: “Yeah I… was just taking a nap in my car has everyone lost their minds? It’s just a game of paintball.”

Waldstien: “Yeah, with one rule. Last man standing gets the prize.”

Hyde: “Okay it doesn’t surprise me you would take this so seriously, but Linne? Seriously what is this prize?”

Waldstien: “…You don’t know?”

Linne: “Priority Registration.”

Hyde: “That’s what’s got everyone’s so…… wait. Does that mean what I think it means… like… first choices of classes for next semester?”

The two looked at him in silence, Hyde looked at the leftover paintball gun.

Hyde: “So, how’re we doing this?”

Linne: “No way to split it, eventually we’ll end up turning on each other, me and Waldstien vowed not to until we’re the last two, but with three we’ll figure something else out.”

Waldstien: “Agreed, the longer we work together, as a team, the longer we last.”

Hyde: “Any other packs?”

Linne: “Paradox consisting of Hilda, Gordeau, and Chaos.”

Waldstien: “Light Kries has Orie, Kaguya, and Nanase left.”

Hyde: “Great, so I’ll be putting the target on your backs from both teams…”

Hyde removed his uniform, revealing a white tank top.

Linne: “You wanted this.”

Hyde: “What’re you talking about?”

Linne: “That is clearly a Die Hard reference.”

Hyde: “…How did you know that?”

Linne: “…Nanase.”

Chapter Text

Giyuu could tell Tanjiro was visibly pissed, it took his pacing, and Shinobu patching up Nezuko to put the pieces together.

Giyuu: “Let me guess, Sanemi?”

Shinobu: “Sanemi.”

Giyuu: “Of course.”

Tanjiro: “Zenitsu attacked him for what he did to Nezuko, only to get scolded for it.”

Giyuu: “Like you did when you headbutted him?”

Tanjiro: “Exactly.”

Shinobu: “Well, at least it’s a minor injury, compared to last time.”

Tanjiro: “Can’t you take care or him instead Giyuu-san?”

Giyuu: “Only the strong make choices, never rely on someone else to do your work.”

Tanjiro: “Shinobu-san please help me out.”

Shinobu turns to Giyuu

Shinobu: “Okay, if you don’t handle the man-child like Tanjiro-kun wants I’m going to stop having sex with you and start, making love with you.”

Giyuu looks visibly threatened as he turns around.

Tanjiro: “Wait… what?”

Giyuu: “Where is that bastard..!?”

Giyuu starts storming away, grasping his sword.

Giyuu: “SANEMI!”

Shinobu: “There you go.”

Tanjiro: “Ummm…”

Chapter Text

Ruby is doing her best to console Penny who seems to be having a mental breakdown as Weiss is changing a clock.

Ruby: “It’s okay Penny, just… two more minutes until Spring-“

Penny: “It doesn’t make any sense! Why a whole hour! Why will I suddenly be tired!? I don’t understand your human ways!”

Weiss: “Penny, think of it this way, we’ll get the hour back later in the year-“

Ruby: “No-!”

Ruby looked at Penny who froze up.

Ruby: “…Penny-?”

Penny: “AHHHHHHHHHHH-!!”

Chapter Text

Emerald: “What is happening..?”

Jaune: “Ruby and Yang are arguing… it’s… definitely getting personal…”

Ruby and Yang continued yelling at each other.

Emerald: “How long has this been going on?”

Blake: “An hour.”

Emerald: “You gonna get then family counseling?”

Weiss: “Definitely considering it.”

Yang: “Alright fine! I’ll go!”

Yang started to walk out of the room.

Ruby: “Congratulations! You’re the first member of the team to CAUSE family problems!”

Yang: “Sinking down into depths of nowhere…”

Yang appeared to be singing which seemed to piss Ruby off.

Ruby: “Don’t you dare…”

Yang: “I am undone. Clasping tight onto memories I know-“

Ruby chases after Yang as she runs out and shuts the door, continuing to sing the song while Ruby attempts to chase after her, but is stopped as Yang is barricading it while Ruby attempts to force it open.

Ruby: “No!! NOOOO!!!”

The others watch Ruby try to pry the door open with fear and concern on their faces.

Yang: “They'll be overrun-“

Ruby: “THIS IS ABUSE!! THIS IS ABUSE STOP SINGING THAT DAMN SOOOOONG!!!”

Emerald: “Considered?”

Weiss: “Considered.”

Chapter Text

Tenya: “I can’t believe our school would lead to this many…”

Izuku: “What’s up with Tenya?”

Ochako: “You remember when U.A announced the sexual harassment complaint box?”

Izuku: “Yeah- wow that looks like a lot!”

Tenya: “Still counting here.”

Izuku: “Right sorry.”

Mina: “I can’t imagine it’s just this class.”

Tsuyu: “I would hope not.”

Tenya stacked up the papers.

Tenya: “One hundred and nine.”

Izuku: “A hundred and nine!?”

Yuga: “This is… beaucoup plus than I expected…”

Kyoka: “500 yen a hundred of those are Mineta at least.”

Toru: “Probably.”

Hinata: “I’ll take that bet.”

Momo: “Bad idea.”

Hinata: “Tenya.”

Tenya: “Exactly one hundred.”

Mineta: “Exactly!?”

Hinata: “Okay wow…”

Kyoka snapped her fingers, then Hinata handed over the right amount of yen.

Fumakage: “Dare I ask about the other nine?”

Denki: “I don’t wanna admit it but I’m probably the runner up.”

Tenya: “Actually it’s Kayama-sensei.”

Koji: “…Who is that again?”

Shoto & Mezo: “Midnight.”

Denki: “Oh, okay cool. I don’t have a lot.”

Tenya: “She has five, you have three.”

Denki: “…I’ll take it.”

Rikido: “But that’s only a hundred and eight…”

Eijiro: “I got a feeling it’s mine…”

Mina: “Why?”

Eijiro: “I made a pun with my quirk that was… bad.”

Tenya: “Actually it’s Bakugo.”

Katsuki: “Come again?”

Izuku looked shaken.

Mashirao: “Admittedly… yeah he doesn’t seem like the kinda guy, even if he’s extended aggressive.”

Katsuki: “I am standing right here.”

Tenya: “It’s not like you guys think. The complaint is for referring to them as a girl’s name.”

Mina: “That sounds about right.”

Mineta: “Wait who did he call a girl’s name?”

Katsuki looks around, then stares right at Izuku who looks back at him. The room is completely silent, until Izuku takes off and runs out of the room, Katsuki chasing him down jumping over the desks.

Katsuki: “Come back here you rat bastard!”

Chapter Text

Kotone: “So yeah, I’ll stay behind on Tartarus exploration for tonight. But you can handle it!”

Makoto: “Is your arm stuck in the vending machine?”

Kotone’s arm was in fact stuck in the vending machine.

Kotone: “I paid for my candy bar I’m getting my candy bar.”

Yukari sighs, then looked over to Junpei who had been there since Makoto and Yukari found them.

Yukari: “Why didn’t you try to help her.”

Junpei raised his arm to reveal that his hand was stuck in a coffee pot.

Junpei: “Dropped a 500 yen coin… she also said she doesn’t need help.”

Makoto: “You clearly do.”

Yukari: “If Stupei was drowning in a pool wouldn’t you save him?”

Kotone: “Depends, what if there are pretty girls at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to save him.”

Makoto: “That only happens in movies.”

Yukari: “Let’s say there’s no women.”

Kotone: “There’s always women at the pool!”

Yukari: “Fine! Let’s say he’s in a pond!”

Junpei: “Why would I swim in a pond? There’s sea critters in there trying to live their lives.”

Kotone: “Why not a koi pond?”

Junpei: “Yeah but then I wouldn’t be drowning. Aren’t those like… really shallow?”

Yukari: “Okay FINE! Kotone’s the one that’s drowning!”

Kotone: “Oh so now a redhead can’t swim!?”

Junpei: “Why do you have to go there?”

Yukari: “AHH!”

Yukari took a deep breath.

Yukari: “I’m… going to wait downstairs.”

Yukari walked down the stairs.

Kotone: “Have fun!”

Chapter Text

Chie is currently playing Yakzua 0.

Rise: “So this was the game Yosuke lent you, seems up to your speed.”

Chie: “Wish I could be as strong as Kiryu though.”

Yosuke: “I don’t wanna imagine that. That’s a horrifying thought.”

Rise: “Characters are kinda hot though. Who would you rather sleep with, Kiryu, Nishiki, or Majima.”

Yosuke: “Kiryu hands down.”

Both Chie and Rise looked at Yosuke with suspicion.

Yosuke: “I… now realize you were talking to Chie- I’m having such a gay day.”

Chie: “Day?”

Alternate Version

Yosuke is playing Ninja Gaiden 3.

Yosuke: “I feel like you’d like this game.”

Yu: “I do admire the swordsmanship that Ryu has. Though it looks quite brutal.”

Chie: “I’ll give it a shot if you won’t.”

Yosuke: “I’ll warn you, it’s difficult, but characters are cool, and it’s got some nice ninja women.”

Yu: “Kunoichi.”

Yosuke: “Thank you. Hey, who would you rather go out with? Ayane, Momiji, or Kasumi?”

Chie: “Oh Momiji definitely- and I realized you were talking to Yu…”

Yosuke: “Huh, I would’ve said Ayane honestly.”

Chie: “You’re… not questioning that I quickly said I would-… am I that gay?”

Yosuke: “Yes.”

Yu: “There’s no problem with it, love is love.”

Chapter Text

Cammie called for Bakugo’s assistance for watching over Inasa who was loopy on dental medication. She had to go buy some yogurt for him to eat and Seji was way too busy, and as backup, Mina came to help Bakugo and she was currently on the phone.

Mina: “I’ve never seen this side of him either, I thought Bakugo and Inasa would be at each other’s throats.”

Kirashima: “Well isn’t he on dental medication? Maybe that helps.”

Mina: “Maybe? I dunno, but I’m gonna get to the bottom of-“

Bakugo: “We have a problem.”

Mina: “Wha-“

Bakugo immediately pulls her over to a locked door.

Bakugo: “Inasa! I’m not kidding! Open the damn door!”

Inasa: “Nuh uh!”

Mina: “C’mon man open the door!”

Inasa: “No! I’m in the middle of a haircut!”

Mina: “Oh no…”

Bakugo: “Alright stand back.”

Bakugo raises his hand and Mina immediately realizes his plan and brings his hand down.

Mina: “Woah woah woah woah woah! Chill! You’re gonna put a hole in the wall!”

Bakugo: “Well what do you suggest?”

Mina: “Just gimme a minute to pick the lock and-“

Bakugo does not and just kicks the door in.

Mina: “Or that.”

The both of them then see Inasa… who has cut about half of his hair.

Mina: “Ohhhhh noo……”

Bakugo: “Oh my god…”

Mina: “Okay… it’s not that bad.”

Bakugo: “It’s extremely bad! Dammit I love this woman and I just wanna show her I’m capable of something this simple!”

Mina looks amazed and definitely has a smile on her face.

Bakugo: “What?”

Mina: “Did you just say you love Cammie?”

Bakugo: “No… no I did not-“

Mina: “Yes you did! That’s so cute!”

Bakugo: “For F’s sakes would you focus on the bigger problem?”

Isana: “Oooooooh! Baki loved Cammie-“

Bakugo: “You shut up.”

Mina & Isana: “Baki loves Cammie! Baki loves Cammie-“

Bakugo: “I LOVE NOTHING!!”

Bakugo stormed out.

Chapter Text

Emerald had told Ruby about a rumor of someone being able to see the dead when you visit the person’s tombstone/memorial. Ruby didn’t take it seriously for a while, then did approach Emerald at her room.

Ruby: “Is it actually true?”

Emerald: “Oh… so you trust me now..?”

Ruby: “I don’t.”

Emerald: “…Fair…”

Ruby turned around, and then turned right back.

Ruby: “Oh and I should tell you. If you’re lying to me, if i’s not true. If anyone comes over that’s not Penny, say an actress or you using your semblance, if you try pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three’s Company, FX, FX2 The Deadly Art of Illusion bullshit. I will beat you. And there will be nothing ‘madcap’ or ‘wacky’ about it. Are we clear?”

Emerald: “…Yeah.”

Ruby nods then walks away and Emerald takes a deep breath.

Emerald: “…When the hell did she get so intimidating?”

Ruby did visit Penny’s memorial and stared for a while.

Penny: “Ruby..?”

Ruby looked back to see her, but didn’t see Penny, until she looked forward and did see her.

Ruby: “Penny..?”

Penny: “Yes! I’m very happy to see you… even if I’m… not really here… I know it’s unfortunate-“

Penny continued speaking but Ruby had already gotten suspicious, considering Penny (even in Ruby’s mind would also start with ‘Salutations’). So Ruby started looking around.

Penny: “-But I’m here in your mind to tell you that you should trust your friends! They only want to help-“

That did it, especially when Ruby saw movement in the sand and no one is even there. She immediately flashed her Silver Eyes in that directions. Penny vanished and now Emerald was visible, temporarily blinded.

Emerald: “God- shit that’s blinding-!”

Ruby ran up and tackled Emerald to the ground. Nora, Ren, and Oscar weren’t far and immediately ran over to stop Ruby from beating Emerald down into the sand.

Nora: “Whoa whoa whoa!”

Ren: “Ruby!”

Oscar: “No Ruby stop! Calm down!”

Ruby: “WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS YOU FUCKING SADIST!?”

Ren: “Hey!”

They eventually pulled Ruby off or Emerald.

Emerald: “Because! We’re worried! Jeez! You’re clearly still mourning her and you’re not opening up to anyone! I just wanted to help, prove to you I care!”

Ruby: “And this was your way to do it!?”

Emerald: “……You weren’t making it easy.”

Ruby: “What’d you say!?”

Ruby went right back down and the others immediately started again with everyone else trying to hold her back.

Nora, Ren, and Oscar were in the medical room, Emerald was sitting in the gurney.

Emerald: “…Admittedly that plan crossed a few lines…”

Ren: “A little yeah.”

Emerald: “But… she did scream a few things at me that were pretty personal… so it did something.”

Oscar: “Oh! So… success..?”

Emerald: “Sort of. Probably wasn’t worth the arm though.”

Oscar: “No definitely not.”

Nora: “…So how’s the arm?”

Emerald: “Not broken… as long as she doesn’t come back.”

Chapter Text

Jubilee: “Gather around fellow mutants! And feast your eyes on what I hold in my hands, the future of movement. A hoverboard.”

Morph: “Oh I’ve heard of these.”

Magneto: “I do not understand this use of technology. Especially when most of us have easier ways of gaining much faster distance.”

Jubilee: “Me and Remy are like the only two people in the room who can’t fly or jump super high, I need a way to improvise.”

Cyclops: “By going slower?”

Jubilee: “Just let me enjoy this…”

The Beast: “Just be careful, Jubilee.”

Jubilee sets it down.

Roberto: “Careful, it’s hard to control at first. I messed up a lot when I got my first one.”

Jubilee: “Don’t worry, I think I got- woah!”

The moment it started moving, Jubilee almost fell off and slammed into the table.

Jean: “Careful!”

Jubilee: “I’m alright! Been through worse. Okay…”

Jubilee found a balance.

Jubilee: “See! No prob- wah!”

Rogue: “Jubes!”

Jubilee fell backwards and off the hoverboard. Roberto rushing to her aid.

Wolverine: “Kid!”

Jubilee: “Ack… I’m good.”

Magneto was reading a book as Jubilee rolled through, hitting the table and sliding over if, thankfully Magneto used his magnetism to lift the silverware away from her, then lifted her by belt to stop her from hitting the ground, allowing her to land on her feet, then she grabbed the hoverboard and started to run out.

Jubilee: “Thanks grandpa!”

Magneto: “Stop calling me that.”

Jubilee: “Aaaaaahhhhhh-!”

Gambit watched Jubilee as she zoomed past her, still playing solitaire, eventually hitting the wall.

Gambit: “You alright?”

Jubilee: “Yeah…”

Jubilee was now slowly rolling through the hall.

Jubilee: “I’m doing it! I’m doing it!”

Roberto was helping her balance on one side while Wolverine was helping her on the other side.

Roberto: “Got it now?”

Jubilee: “No I do not. Do not let go.”

Chapter Text

Hyde is watching a movie in his apartment, until the power goes out.

Hyde: “Man…”

Hyde checked his watch.

Linne: “Hey, think the power’s out.”

Hyde: “Yeah I figured.”

Waldstien: “Power failure! Power failure!”

Hyde: “Hey chill, it’s just a power outage, besides it’s 10:00.”

Waldstien attached a headlight to his forehead, Hyde averted his eyes.

Hyde: “That is a bright light…”

Linne: “I can go out and get some candles.”

Waldstien: “During a blackout? That’s a fire hazard. We can however… use these glowsticks.”

Waldstien pulled out a ton of glow sticks.

Hyde: “You call that a glow stick?”

Hyde pulls the Indulgence of Insulation out of his hand and it begins glowing.

Hyde: “This, is a glow stick.”

Linne: “Good to know this is how you use your power.”

Chapter Text

Ochako: “Hey, Shoto, you’ve got problems.”

Shoto: “…I do?”

Izuku: “What’s going on?”

Ochako: “Well, you remember how Shoto was nominated for the National Hero Award right?”

Izuku: “Wait really!? Shoto that’s amazing!”

Ochako: “It is, but of course there are more nominees. One of them was retweeted by the mayor after a few of us were sent to save people from that flood, look!”

Ochako shows Shoto her phone and he begins to read it.

Shoto: “KUDOS TOO OUR BRAVE HEROES-!”

Izuku: “Why are you shouting it?”

Shoto: “All the letters are capitalized.”

Ochako: “R-Right… anyways, the thing about these awards is that it’s all about popularity.”

Shoto: “I’ve heard. I called my sister earlier she gave me a rundown of how to create the account.”

Izuku: “Oh cool, I’ll be your first friend. What’s your username?”

Shoto: “It’s 546f646f726f6b692053686f746f.”

Izuku: “…What?”

Shoto: “It’s Todoroki Shoto in hexadecimal code.”

Ochako: “How do you know what hexadecimal code is?”

Shoto: “Long story. Here, I’ll make a reply to how I handled the situation.”

Shoto began typing with his two pointer fingers, slowly.

Ochako: “Is that how you normally type?”

Shoto: “It’s efficient, and I practiced with a typewriter. And… send.”

A noise came from Shoto’s laptop.

Shoto: “Oh, a notification. I must be ‘trending’ as they say- my account’s been deactivated?”

Ochako: “Your username was in code, twitter thinks you’re a bot.”

Shoto: “Why? I’m a human, I’m a human male.”

Chapter Text

Nanase was eating a pancake, sitting before Enkidu.

Nanase: “You gonna get one too?”

Enkidu: “I’ll consider it.”

Nanase: “Right. Well, good news, you haven’t mentioned fighting Wald once.”

Enkidu: “I don’t see how that was an issue, but unfortunately I was intoxicated last night.”

Nanase: “Really? I can’t imagine you drinking- oh wait, someone spiked the punch that’s right.”

Enkidu: “Yes, so I did end up sending Waldstien…”

Enkidu opened up the picture he texted.

Enkidu: “A… digital phallus portrait.”

Nanase: “A what? What the heck is a-“

Nanase immediately tensed up.

Nanase: “Oh god you sent him a dick pic!”

Nanase: “Okay so… it can’t be that bad…”

Enkidu: “He appeared to be his usual self, but not particularly amused when I told him I only came down too the campus for a book.”

Nanase: “Maybe he was upset that he thought you were, you should let him know you miss him.”

Enkidu: “Alright.”

Enkidu sent another message.

Nanase: “That was fast what’d you do?”

Enkidu: “I texted him another picture of my crotch like you suggested-“

Nanase: “Noo! I meant for you to call him!”

Enkidu: “Why didn’t just say that?”

Nanase: “I thought it was obvious!”

Enkidu: “Wait, he’s righting back.”

Nanase: “Oh no what’s he saying?”

Enkidu: “…It’s a picture. Of his… quite sharpened claws… hm. This has escalated quickly.”

Nanase: “You two are weird.”

Chapter Text

Himiko and Dabi step into the League of Villains hideout, only a few seconds and Himiko already has ideas, noticing various things in the room.

Himiko: “Bottles… boy… bar…-“

Dabi: “Wh-“

Himiko: “Bup bup bup! Bottles, boy, bar… bowling!”

Himiko stands behind Twice who is on a swivel chair, the rest of the villain league watching their shenanigans as there are ten large bottles on the opposite side of the bar.

Himiko: “Behold bad boys! Buddy Bar Bottle Bowling.”

Twice: “Beautiful! Bleak!"

Himiko: "Be brave bro, be brave."

Himiko pushed the swivel chair towards the bottles as he rolled towards the bottles, shouting as the chair collided with the bottles, knocking them all down.

Twice: "Boom!"

Himiko: "Bullsye!"

Mr. Compress: "Bravo!"

Tomura: "Blockheads..."

Dabi: "Babooshka."

Suddenly the room was silent as everyone looked at Dabi, then Himiko, Twice, Dabi, and Mr. Compress all looked at each other and suddenly...

Himiko, Twice, Dabi & Mr. Compress: "BABOOSHKAAAAAAA-"

Tomura: "Why did we add them?"

Kurogiri: "At this moment I don't know."

Chapter Text

Izuku: "Oh, Ururaka-san, that's a nice shirt!"

Ochako: "Huh? O-Oh thanks Deku!"

Himiko: "It'd look nicer on Izuku's floor."

The two froze up as Himiko took a sip of her milkshake, then started blushing.

Izuku: "T-Toga are you..? Hitting on Ururaka... for me?"

Himiko: "Listen, I figured out the tension without even trying, one of you make the first move or I will."

Ochako: "I... I can't tell if that's a confession or a threat."

Izuku: "I can't tell who that's directed too."

Himiko: "The answer's yes."

Ochako: "To... what?"

Himiko: "Yes."

Chapter Text

Noel: “Hey guys, what does take out mean?”

Makoto: “Food.”

Izayoi: “Dating.”

Jin: “Murder.”

Kokonoe: “All three if you’re brave enough.”

Chapter Text

Kyoka’s currently strumming a guitar on the couch, after playing a solo she retuned the guitar.

Denki: “Sounds pretty good.”

Kyoka: “Which is how I know you don’t play a guitar.”

Denki: “Yeah, but anything you play sounds good.”

Kyoka: “Now you’re just being sappy.”

Kyoka was a little flustered by the compliment. Then Denki’s phone rang.

Denki: “Oop, hold up.”

Denki picked up the phone and a voice immediately came through.

Denki: “Whoa whoa, Mineta slow down. There’s a robot hand stuck on your what?”

Kyoka looked right at Denki.

Denki: “You sure you wanna know or…”

Kyoka: “…You know what. I gotta see this.”

Mineta was in his bed with a robot hand angled down at his crotch with a blanket over it.

Kyoka: “You slipped and fell into a robot hand?”

Mineta: “…Yes.”

Denki: “Dick first?”

Mineta: “……Yes now please help me!”

Kyoka: “I’d suggest lotion but something tells me you fell on that as well.”

Denki snickered.

Mineta: “Not funny!”

Denki: “It is a little funny…”

Kyoka: “Okay here-“

Kyoka reached for the laptop until Mineta stopped her.

Mineta: “No no no no! The program’s paused don’t touch!”

Denki: “Then just unpause it?”

Mineta: “No no! I loaded the wrong program the hand thinks it’s holding a screwdriver in space and if it continues it’ gonna start… twisting.”

Denki shook at the thought.

Denki: “Okay well… can’t we just pull you out of it, or…”

Kyoka: “I’m not touching that.”

Mineta: “…The hand, me, or my-“

Kyoka: “All.”

There was a pause of silence.

Kyoka: “Wait, the program’s on the computer right?”

Mineta: “Yes?”

Kyoka: “Did you try turning it off and on again?”

Mineta: “I’m pretty sure it’s more complicated than tha- wait!”

Kyoka turned the computer off and on and the hand let go and moved away to the guys’ surprise. Mineta taking a look under the blanket.

Mineta: “Would you look at that…”

Kyoka: “Just be glad I didn’t resume the program.”

Chapter Text

The Investigation Team had gone outside to watch when the fireworks go off for new years. Nanako trying not to fall asleep while on Yu’s back.

Yu: “I almost thought you were asleep.”

Nanako: “Nuh-uh… not even tired…”

Yu: “It you say so.”

Rise: “Gotta admit. It’s a lot more entertaining without a serial killer going around.”

Kanji: “Definitely a nice change of pace from last time.”

Naoto: “Agreed. Fireworks should be going off soon.”

Yosuke: “And to break in New Year’s Resolution.”

Teddie: “Yeah but, your only tradition was to get smooched!”

Yosuke: “Just saying… it could happen. In fact, we could all get a kiss.”

Marie: “There’s nine of us that are close in age. That’s an odd number.”

Yukiko: “You’re… also the only one who wants to be kissed.”

Yosuke: “Yeah, but it’s my my New Year’s Resolution.”

Chie: “The thing that people say they follow and don’t?”

Yosuke: “Come on..! Just a kiss! It doesn’t even have to meet anything!”

Yu: “Alright fine.”

Yosuke: “W-“

Yu pulled Yosuke in for a kiss on the lips without hesitation and pulled away.

Yu: “There you go.”

Yosuke just looked completely baffled.

Dojima: “That was quick…”

Yosuke: “It… didn’t even have to be on the lips…”

Yu then took on his higher pitched voice he did during the Culture Festival.

Yu: “You wanted a kiss smookims~.”

Yosuke: “Knock it off with that voice!”

Rise: “Hey! I want a kiss!”

Marie: “So do I!”

Rise: “Hey! I said it first!”

Rise latched onto Yu’s right arm and Marie latched onto his left and the two would fight.

Dojima: “Yeesh. Does this always happen with those two?”

Naoto: “It does.”

Kanji: “Should we stop ‘em?”

Teddie: “We mustn’t Kanji… not with them about to engage in what is called… a catfight.”

Chie: “Who the hell taught you that?”

Yosuke: “Either me, or he’s been getting into my collection again. Who knows.”

Chapter Text

Dojima opens up the front door to the house.

Dojima: “I’m back.”

Nanako: “Ooh! A pastry box?”

Dojima: “Yeah. Caught the guy robbing the place, they handed me this as a thank you.”

Nanako: “What is it? Brownies?”

Yu: “Couldn’t be, you would hold the box from the side but you’re holding it from below. No condensation on the box means room temperature. The finger spread you’re maintaining. You’re holding something dense. A pie.”

Dojima: “It… yes. That was… amazing.”

Nanako: “Whoa…”

Yu: “Never underestimate the Kingpin of Culinary.”

Dojima: “You really are a strange one huh?”

Chapter Text

Takina had a bounty on her head, considering the danger she would be in, she's staying at a safe house until it's settled. Chisato is doing her absolute best to find out, and staying with Takina, is Sakura.

Sakura: "Okay, place is secure like the boss said... though it could be a while."

Takina: "I'd rather be out in the field."

Sakura: "Don't tell me my first impressions of you were right."

Takina just glared at her.

Sakura: "Okay yeah I was a total ass towards you first time we met, but, I can make it up too you!"

Sakura grabbed a box and set them on the couch.

Sakura: "We can't stream anything, but I did bring a box of DVD's. Do you like Nick Cage movies?"

Takina: "...Who?"

Sakura: "Do you watch international movies?"

Takina: "Only a few because of Chisato... had me watch all of Mission Impossible, and Fast and Furious."

Sakura: "Well then, let me introduce you to, Nick Cage movies. First pitch, the FBI has developed... face-swapping technology-"

Takina: "Not interested."

Sakura: "There's a whole plane, full of convicts-"

Takina: "No."

Sakura: "On the back of the original Decleration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map-"

Takina: "Stop."

Sakura: "But that's the smartest one!"

Weeks pass and someone knocks on the door. Takina opens it and immediately pins the knocker to the wall.

Fuki: "Fucking- jeez!"

Sakura: "Whoa hey!"

Takina: "Didn't know the password."

Chisato: "You had a password?"

Takina: "I did."

Sakura: "So... how'd it go."

Chisato: "We caught the guy! He's in holding now and it's all over!"

Takina: "Couldn't have done it sooner?"

Fuki: "Was it that bad?"

Takina: "I caved and watched her... 'Nick Cage' movies. Including one where a man's head turns into a flaming skull."

Sakura: "-Ghost Rider, and Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance."

Chisato: "I'm surprised you got her to watch, took long enough for me to get her to watch Terminator, or Die Hard."

Fuki: "You two and your action movies... have a favorite at least?"

Takina: "Trade secrets, my son."

The other three looked right at Takina, who stared directly at Sakura.

Takina: "What have you done to me..?"

Sakura: "Come on, you'd like more than just that, what about Captain Corelli's Mandolin?"

Takina: "...What?"

Sakura: "...Captain Corelli's Mandolin?"

Takina: "There was a movie about a Mandolin and you kept it from me this whole time!?"

Sakura: "Well I didn't think it was that special. It was based off some dumb book-!"

Takina swatted the DVD case out of her hand.

Takina: "...Sorry. That was an overreaction."

Chisato: "Wow you really have a lot of Nick Cage movies- hey wait, when did you get Furious 7!?"

Takina had an angry look in her eyes and just screamed in anger as she walked out.

Sakura: "In my defense I didn't know that was in there either!"

Chapter Text

Glynda: “I still don’t understand how three different teams manage to cause so much property damage…”

Ruby: “Is this about the food fight?”

Glynda: “Yes. How does that happen?”

Ruby: “Then again… we shatter a lot of glass around here…”

Pyrrha: “Do we?”

Ruby: “Blake getting mad about her Ninja’s of Love Character Results…”

Blake: “I am NOT a Kasumi!”

Blake threw her scroll at the window and it unexpectedly broke right through.

Ruby: “Nora getting her team to ‘bro out’.”

Nora: “Think fast!”

Jaune: “No wait-!”

Nora chucked a football, Jaune narrowly avoided it as it broke through a window to Ren and Pyrrha’s surprise.

Ruby: “Or Yang shutting a window and forgetting how strong she can be.”

Yang slowly tries to shut the window, but accidentally uses too much force and it shatters.

Yang: “Dammit!”

Glynda: “I won’t even ask how that happens…”

Chapter Text

Jin: “So let me get this straight… the plan is to make Noel look like a turncoat?”

Rachel: “You have your doubts I assume?”

Noel: “I’ll have Ragna with me, I think I’ll be able to do it.”

Ragna: “All she really has to do is act as if we’re working together and I can do the dirty work.”

Jin: “By beating up a Murakumo Unit?”

Noel: “Yeah are you sure you’re… okay with this?”

Nu-13: “Very, yes! As long as it’s Ragna!”

Ragna: “…I’m going to hate this more than you and I’m the one doing the beating…”

Nu-13: “Okay. Here are my ground rules, you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am willing to be stabbed, biting and scratching are acceptable, you can use fire-“

Noel: “These are the ground rules!?”

Ragna: “Is there anything that’s OFF the table?”

Nu-13: “Oh Ragna~. You want to do something very painful to me don’t you~? Don’t tell me, surprise me~.”

Ragna actually shivered.

Jin: “Having second thoughts brother?”

Ragna: “More like fourth.”

Chapter Text

Ruby and Nora are together in a transport bullhead, on patrol for Grimm.

Nora: “…Think I could convince Ren to make babies with me as a Valentines Day gift-?”

Ruby almost spits out her coffee.

Ruby: “…Why would you start a conversation like that?”

Nora: “I’m just saying- it’s an idea! Besides, you could probably do the same with Oscar~.”

Ruby: “I’m not risking giving birth to another Silver Eyes child.”

Nora: “Why? Worked out for you! And Salem’s gone!”

Before Ruby could respond, another bullhead flew past them.

Nora: “Whoo… talk about a need for speed.”

Ruby picks up the transceiver beside her seat.

Ruby: “Vale-3-20, are there any Grimm spotted in the area that requires a bullhead to rush off at twice the normal speed?”

Operator: “Negative Vale-3-20.”

Nora: “Why so fast?”

Ruby heads over to increase the speed. It keeps going and it reaches up to the other bullhead… but there’s no hunter or huntress inside, but someone who definitely shouldn’t have a transport bullhead.

Nora: “Uhhhh…”

Ruby sighs and picks up the transceiver.

Ruby: “Cardin go to channel 9.”

Cardin: “Yeah, go for Cardin. What’cha want Red?”

Ruby: “Where’s your transport?”

Cardin: “Parked outside the store I’m in. See it’s-“

Cardin makes it outside, only to see the bullhead gone.

Cardin: “Oh…”