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Bennett has haded 6 people to the group chat.

bennett: guYS!! hello!!

razor: what is this 

bennett: its a group chat, like our messages but with more people

razor: 😨 

razor: razor does not want them to see our messages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chongyun: whut

fischl: wtf

bennett: HES SJOKING THATS Q JOKE, WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING WEIRD IN OUR PRIVATE MESSAGES

xingqiu: i dunnoooo mannnnn

razor: but what about the pictures of razor that you asked for, bennett? 

xiangling: CITAZENS ARREST, IM CALLING THE POLICE

bennett: MAN I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE KNEW HOW TO MAKE THESE KINDS OF JOKES BECAUSE THESE ARE JOKES IM TELLING YALL P L E A S S E E EE E E E E E 

razor: razor can send screenshots

fischl: no tbh if youre not lying keep the screenshots, i dont want it 

bennett: he is lyin g please

chongyun: anyways, did you guys do the homework? mr. kamisato's class is the worse, i hate science so much :(

xingqiu: you can copy mine, i have his class too~

chongyun: plEASE ANYONR ELSE 

xiangling: why 

xingqiu: he knows he'll owe me a kiss ♡

xiangling: CITIZENS ARRESSSTT YALL ARE ILLEGAL 

razor: im not illegal, im razor

chongyun: how can he say something so bold yet si controversial?

xingqiu: sí

fischl: feliz navidad 

bennett: aqui

xiangling: uhmmm leche

razor: what are you all talking about 

xingqiu: its hard not to say "your mom"

bennett: please i just want us to all be friends 😨

chongyun: i already know xiangling 

xiangling: too true king, talk your shit 😌🤝😌

xiangling: yeah benny we have ms. kokomi's class together

chongyun: yeah, she cant do math for shit to be clear

xiangling:  IM—!!!!!????

xiangling: CITIZENS ARREST U BITCH

fischl: he's rude your honor, 5 years in prison, no parole 

razor: razor sentences you to life 

chongyun: why are you mad, im right 

xiangling: i hope u flunk kamisatos class u mfer

chongyun: not u praying on my downfall...

bennett: TT guys 

bennet: we should sit toegther at lunch tomorrow, my bestest friends 

fischl: you are BOLD for thinking i would be seen with u outside of home old man zhongli's class, BOLD 

bennett: TT i thought we were homies

fischl: Im joking, geology is my favorite class because of you, id love to have lunch eith you and your friends

razor: thats very het sounding 

xiangling: razor surprises me a little bit every so often, im—

fischl: my feelings are platonic 

bennett: THATS SO CUTE AND SWEET FISCHL 😭

fischl: 🤢

fischl: im changing my mind 

chongyun: i wanna! 

xingqiu: it doesnt sound that bad i suppose 🤔

chongyun: 😦 go because you want to, not because of me 

xingqiu: DAMN 

xingqiu: take your head outta your ass, im going because i want to 

xiangling: SCREAMS

xiangling: anyways ofc im in! woo!! 

bennett: LETS GOOOO 

bennet: razor you'll come along too, right?

razor: potatoes 

fischl: so true, talk your shit

xiangling: how can he say something so brave, yet so controversial 

chongyun: thats my line-

razor: I will go to lunch with you all

razor: anyways, bye 

xingqiu: bye 💀💀

fischl: bye? why are we ending this conversation so abruptly 

xiangling: its razor's world, we're just living in it 

xiangling: ill see yall tomorrow 🤪 

bennett: Ew That Emoji-

xiangling: ew ur life, goodbye 

chongyun: goodnight guys 🧍

bennett: niiiiight 

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It wasn't particularly clear what Bennett, Xiangling, and Razor were talking about but Razor with the lunch that 'Ms. Lisa' made, Xiangling with the lunch that she made for herself and Bennett with a bright red tray with the school lunch on it, the small trio sat down at an empty round table.

Moments after, Chongyun and Xingqiu came walking over, it seemed like Chongyun was flustered and embarrassed and Xingqiu was having the time of his life, mindlessly picking on Chongyun and flirting with them. Chongyun huffed a bit before facing Razor and offering a smile, he'd never aeen the the grey haired boy before. "Hi, I'm Chongyun, nice to meet you." he offered politely.

"Razor." He said shortly, but for some reason it didn't come off as cold as it seemed. "Oh- nice to meet you." He added on. Bennett lightly patted their back. "I'm Xingqiu, hey there." The darker haired male of the pair said. "Hello," Razor replied.

Bennett seemed to beam quite happily at the fact all his friends were getting along. Xiangling perked up a bit, "Oh, I'm Xiangling! I don't think we've talked before but we have gym class together, I'm pretty sure!" Xingqiu had to think for a moment, "I'm usually on my phone or off in thought, I've got no idea, honestly." He said, letting out a small chuckle.

"Oh i know you are, that's how I remember you, I dont think I've ever seen you do a sit up in that class." She laughed, "OKAY WELL—" He started, now flustered and embarrassed. Revenge. He was interrupted by another figure at the table, that was being followed.

They all looked up, aside from Bennett who had seen her before. Everyone at rhe table had a relatively normal look, just the school uniform, done up normal. The biggest exception was Razor who was comparatively more messy. She, on the other hand, had dark stockings, under her uniform skirt, in the middle of summer- that was not all. She had fishnet gloves that ran up her arms and over her hands. She also had little bat wings for ribbons.

She looked dejected though, letting her tray plop onto the table as she sat down, something between fear and anger subtly etched into her features. The girl with her had cute blond ponytails and a beaming smile, much more friendly than the counterpart. "Oh! Amy, who are these guys? Are these your friends?" She asked, the girl who remained silent at first before her green eyes flickered over to Bennett before she shrugged and held her head down a bit. "Yes, Barbara, these are my friends."

Bennett seemed a bit surprised, not because of what Fischl had said but because who was Amy? He looked up at this Barbara girl, who offered a smile. "Aren't you going to introduce me?" Barbara asked. Fischl's eyes seemed to scan over the table, they were all quiet, they seemed confused. It made sense.

She took in a deep breath, "This is Barbara." She said, full stop. A small soft hand, was gently placed on her shoulder as Barbara looked down at her. Fischl swallowed, and cleared her throat, "She's.. not actually related to me but she's sort of like my cousin."

Something seemed to click in Xiangling's head, "Aren't you a cheerleader or something?" She asked suddenly, The confused eyes fell on her, Barbara seemed a bit surprised to see Xiangling there, honestly. Her eyebrows knitted together, she looked about as confused as everyone else at the table. "Uh Aren't you on the track team? What are you sitting here for?" She asked, the questioned seemed mindless but Fischl knew what Barbara meant.

"Oh, well we're friends so we're eating lunch together." She said, a sweet tone to her voice. "Is it cool if I join you guys then?" Barbara asked, already sitting down on her own but she haulted, "No." a voice cut through clearly. "You can't sit here." Razor spoke. Eyes fell on him. She squinted, her expression faltering for a moment.

"Why no-" She started but was interrupted. "You put the vibes off." Xingqiu chimed in, he was hardly paying attenion anymore, he didn't seem to really care, scrolling on his phone as he read the contents of some story. "You can't sit here." Razor repeated.

Barbara chuckled and started to stand back up, she looked down at Fischl. "Well, we'll talk later, okay, Amy?" She mused, before starting off to join her own friends. It took a while before Fischl seemed to relax. But it was silent and she felt eyes on her, she felt like they all knew and it scared her even more, she felt sick.

"She's so weird..." Chongyun said quietly, before he started to eat away at his own meal, "Yeah, I fucking hate her." Xiangling piped in. Razor looked at her curiously, "Why do you hate her?" He asked. "She's mean, there is this girl in a class I have with her, she's always sitting next to her and acting all friendly just to go and talk about her behind her back with her mean ass friends." Xiangling huffed.

Bennett leaned in to lock onto Barbara who was laughing with a small group of girls, they seemed to be occasionally pointing at their table now. And once one of the girl's eyes had locked with Bennett's she seemed to start laughing even brighter, pointing. Barbara turned to the table again and waved, flashing a bright smile. Bennett waved back, before he sighed and looked at Fischl.

"You should tell the guidance counselor, I hear she's super nice." Chongyun said, assuming the situation. Fischl cleared her throat. "Anyways.." she started to speak, but she never concluded her sentence, instead she began eating.

"Why does she call you 'Amy'?" Xingqiu asked, still scrolling on his phone before he shut it off, sliding his lunch towards Razor as an offering, Razor seemed to accept it gratefully. "Its... my... name.." Fischl said between gritted teeth, just hearing the name seemed to make her seethe.

"I thought your name was Fischl..?" Xiangling said, with a small tilt of her head. "Its your name in the group chat." She clarified. "It's the name you told me so it's the name I'll call you." Bennett's friendly expedition seemed to cut through the frustration. She cracked a small smile. "I've always preferred to be called Fischl, please refer to me as such." She said, half tempted to tilt her head up high.

Xiangling nodded her head and smiled, "Well, it's very nice to meet you Fischl! Do you have different pronouns?" She asked, Fischl shook her head. Bennett seemed to perk up a bit, "Oh oh, Razor has different ones, tell them what you told me." He said, sounding oddly excited to put his friend into the conversation, Razor didn't seem bothered by it. "Well, Razor is not a boy, and Razor is not a girl. Razor is just Razor." they said, Bennett put a hand on his back and started to whisper, "They use they and he pronouns," he clarified, before going back to his normal volume. "But isn't he cool?" Bennett asked.

Xingqiu seemed to snort at this, "This little crush you have on him is cute." Bennett's demeanor dropped and his face went a bit red, "Crush?" Razor asked, looking at Bennett who looked at Xiangling, directly next to him as if to he asking for help, he looked so paralyzed and shaken by the accusation, he felt like he was going to melt. Xiangling had to hold back her laughter.

Xingqiu, on the other hand, did not hold back his small fit of laughter, "I'm right, aren't I?" He laughed. "Xingqiu, be nice! Don't make fun of our new friends." Chongyun sighed before the bell rang, the group started to gather thier things, leaving Razor confused but he also was gathering his things to get to his next class.

"But what is a crush in this context?" He asked again, trying his best to speak well, it fell onto deaf ears. Well they heard him... everyone was too busy trying not to laugh to answer the poor boy. "Don't... worry about it." Chongyun finally offered. Razor could only nod and act like he wasn't worried.

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bennett: hello kings and queens and razor 

fischl: p lease im a princess 

xingqiu: put pillow in front of it

xiangling: CITIZENS ARREST!!! THE ROAST WAS MURDEROUS!!! 

chongyun: your honor my client has done nothing but speak!!! the!!! truth!!! 

razor: pillow princess?? 

bennett: its very compelx, perhaps you should google it 

razor: you're right! 

xiangling: aye

xiangling: youre corrupting him, make it stop

chongyun: citizens arrest fr fr

bennett: I just thought it would be annoying to have us awkwardly try to dodge epxlaining it, he could look it up and anything he doesnt really get he can ask about 

xingqiu: im surprised you know what a pillow princess is, bennett 

bennett: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS >:0000

xingqiu: what do you think I'm always reading? download wattpad lmaooo 

chongyun: you sit and read fsnfictio nall day?????

xingqiu: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT WATTPAD IS

fischl: im done with the conversion now 

xiangling: sit down

fischl: im sat

fischl: no im actually not sat, im actually laying down but reguardless, im changing the subject

razor: i do not understand fully all the things ive read and watched...

bennett: WATCHED#&#&(*#(#,#(@(@(@?@?@?÷>÷[3<×*;

razor: watched videos expecting explanations... did not find them, instead razor has many questions but he doesnt even know where to start, they has seen many things now... they is very curious but afriad.

xiangling: a pillow princess is someone who, in certain aspects of a relationship, doesn't do as much work as their partner, in fact they dont do any and instead decide to let their partner do everything. 

razor: oh.... razor understands more now,... i thinks

xingqiu: he's flustered and his grammar gets worse when hes flustered, thats so cute shut the fuck up 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

chongyun: Aaaaaa aha a a a a a  aa a a a a a a a a a

chongyun: the other womaaaaaaaaaan

chongyun: will always cry herself to sleeep

fischl: .... BOI.

xingqiu: hes coming to terms with his fruitiness

chongyun: um not gay at qall no fruit to be seen, im on a dairy and meat diet ONLY 

bennett: dude you cannot type to save your LIFFFFEEEE 

chongyun: IM DONE WITH THE CONVERSION NOW.

xingqiu: shut up, sit down

chongyun: im sat ;;;;;;;;;

chongyun: yall didnt see it but i had to retype sat like 4 times because my fingers kept hittjng the y 

fischl: chongyun

xiangling: he cant type and listens to lana del rey and he says he not gay

chongyun: PLEASE STOP IM JUST YOUR AVERAGE J O E 

xingqiu: he listens to mitski too

bennett: ... bro? are you sure youre not even a little 💅🧚‍♂️  ?

razor: what are we taaaaalking about 

xiangling: i love mitski 

fiscl: i listsn rock and fhats basically it 

xingqiu: i hate that when we are about to go on break they suddenly wanna give us a buncha shit 

bennett: i have 4 GROUP PROJECTS coming up for my classes and that is not inclouding any homework packets and essays i get assigned 

xiangling: ID PUKE UH UH, WHWHWHWHWHH i only have 2 partner projects, but yeah i have a lot of essays and work books and blzehghgeh

chongyun: 😨 they got me bent and folded if they think im doing all of it 

bennett: hes flunking your honor 

razor: i dont have a lot to do, sucks to suck 

bennett: OOP

xiangling: BOOM ROASTED TOASTED GRILLED FLAMED AND BROILED 

fischl: so true king, talk yO SHIT 

fischl: but i have advanced classes so i feel especially attacked right now,  razor, youre fired 

razor: 🤷‍♂️ fire me then

bennett: hes sassy today, he's biting, get him

xiangling: anyways yall its gettung late, damn, go to sleep, study, why are you always on your damn phone, gonna make you go bLInd

fischl: ...GIRL. IF. YOU. DONT.—.

xingqiu: HAHA bye wtf... 

chongyun: im going to sleep, goodniiight

bennett: night guuuuyssss

fischl: byeeeeee

razor:  im going to research crush and then sleep

bennett: NO JUST SLEEP 

razor: sure... razor will... "just sleep"

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The day started pretty quiet for her, she was the student council president so quiet for her was not quiet for everyone else. She made it a point for her to check all the halls and clean up papers and such that had fallen from lockers. Sucks to be the kids that were irresponsible.

Today, however, she was late. She was only about 15 minutes later than normal, apparently that was all it took. She had stumbled across a scene that looked like it was straight out of a teen movie or some sort of stop bullying campaign. There were 4 second years, standing with a 5th second year pressed against the locker, tugging her hair, calling hair names;

"fat pig,"
"emo bitch"
"whore"
"loser"

The... "ring leader", she would suppose, has then spoke up, "This is why your parents left you on uncle's doorstep, no one wants you, you're too ugly for anyone to ever want." She spat, gripping the victim's face to force eye contact.

The student council president held back her gasp, the hallway wasnt empty, only students filling the area but none of them seemed to pay much mind to any of this. She looked around, the instinct to ignore and avoid getting involved was quite strong, however she swallowed her fear. She moved quickly back to her own homeroom, a maiden on a mission. It was only a hallway away and she knew Mrs. Beidou wouldn't let this shit slide.

She walked quickly up to the teacher, taking her arm, "Come quickly, please," She begged, already dragging the women from the classroom, "Huh? Well good morning- Is there an emergency? Whats the situation?" She asked, but there was no response, she could feel the panic arising in her bones. All she could think was, 'please dont be gone, please dont be gone, please dont be gone!'

She returned to the hallway. Her worse fears had been realized. Well, mostly. The 4 girls had gone and disappeared, the only thing that remained was a girl sobbing on the floor, hair messed up, her knees pulled to her chest, face hidden. She froze. Did this mean it was too late? Mrs. Beido seemed to get the situation, at least a little bit. Removing herself from the student council president, she walked over to the young girl, but her attention was pulled away when she felt a hand on her shoulder.

"Good morning, dear~" A sweet voice cooed calmingly into her ear. She turned around and let out an exasperated laugh, hugging onto her partner before starting to guide them to their own homeroom, "I'll tell you what happened later, it was kind of intense..."

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xiangling: something very weird happened to me today, friends
xiangling: ngl i kind of hated every second of it

chongyun: whats the news bro

xiangling: i was in class, ofc it had to be the class with the evil evil girls in it, smh my head and then this girl named xinyan came up to me and said and i quote, "hey, you're really pretty."
xiangling: now there are two issues, that are very related to each other

razor: why are you mad, shes right

xiangling: WELL THANK U RAZOR BUT SHUSH

razor: kk

xiangling: so miss xinyan.... has a girlfriend

bennett: im seeing the issues and the red flags all over the place

xiangling: right? lemme make it even worse tho..

fischl: her gIRllFIRNE D IS BARBARA

xingqiu: 🤡
xingqiu: WHAAAAAAAAAT

razor: gagging tbh

bennett: you
bennett: i
bennett: we

chongyun: hon hon hon oui oui baguette

xingqiu: wow bennett didnt know u spoke french so crazy, anyways

fischl: what did you say after that??

xiangling: i sort of just laughed it off awkwardly and said "i know right?" like it was a crazy oober funny coincidence of some sort

razor: razor wouldve bitten her

fischl: ^ 2

bennett: i dont condone violence..... but hear me out

xingqiu: i would have laughed and said "and out of your lead you
fuckin bitch"

xiangling: ohhhhh xingqiu, you so sassy

bennett: thats really awkward, is Barbara in that class?

xiangling: yeah, she was just sitting elsewhere, she looked pissed off tho, so idk about thattttt one

fischl: she was pissed off today, huh? craaaazyyyy

chongyun: i dont condone violence
chongyun: but if she tries to hurt you then start swinging tbh

xiangling: so true king

fischl: i am not getting suspended bc of her, she can just come to my house anyways i am not dealing with it

bennett: simply do not open the door? and if she tries anything, call the cops, im not really sjre how to deal with a situation if it's like family, its very odd

chongyun: or buy pepper spray and a box of bag of milk and spray her fucking dumb face and tell her to apologize and if she doesnt go get water and start splashing her with it.

xiangling: 📝 dont make 📝 and enemy of 📝 chongyun because📝 he will try 📝 to blind 📝 your ass 📝 okay, great, thanks

bennett: or you can set your house up like if she enters shes about to fight a boss battle, red lights, you own a katana, right? wear your best outfit and start sword fighting her

xingqiu: .... fischl, you own a katana?

fischl: bennett why

bennett: i forgot you guys dont know, i been to her house and its just... on the wall lmao

razor: i want to play with it

fischl: ITS NOT A TOY RQZOR >:[

xiangling: cosplqy and pose with it

fischl: no

chongyun: okay why do u have it tho

fischl: its from an anime i like but im not gonna like go above and beyond to do anything, just seeing it makes me very happy.

razor: i have a necklace with wolf teeths on it

xiangling: ??? where did you buy it from?

razor: what do you mean?

xiangling: like what store?

razor: ...? uh well I got the string from a bracelet set that one of the other kids had at the home i was in

xiangling: .

xingqiu: .

fischl: where did you find fake wolf teeth???

razor: what fake wolf teeth????

chongyun: bennett, get ur man

xingqiu: HOW DID YOU GET REALLLL WOLF TEETH???

razor: FROM THE MOUTH, DUH DUHHHHHHHHH

bennett: im muting this chat and im going the fuck to sleep

fischl: HE CURSES???

xingqiu: has he never cursed before?????????

xiangling: IM TRYING TO RECALL A TIME QHEN HE HAS AND IM BLANKING

chongyun: .....screenshot, saved, going to bed

xingqiu: yeah ill see yall tomorrow

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She hated high-school.. sometimes. Actually, no she didn't hate high-school! She takes that back, she just hates her classmastes... well not all of them. She takes that back too! She just doesn't like Hutao.

Hutao was... very pretty and got along well with her friend, he was in a grade higher than she and Hutao, he was nice to her, he was nice to Hutao, he was nice to everyone. This boy isn't why she hated Hutao. No, no mere crush could ever cause the rage and frustration and fear and sadness and loneliness she felt in the presence of Hutao.

She stood in the middle of the classroom, looking down at her desk. It felt childish, really, the permanent marker, the insults, "fat", "porky", "loser", "nerd", "pig", "freak", "whore", obscene doodles of animals and sad faces, inappropriate drawings of genitalia, some of which had faces, some of which had big, round glasses just like her own. She stared down, a disappointed and dissatisfied expression on her face.

She had eyes all on her, kids hadn't started laughing yet and she knew that it meant that the real jokes hadn't yet began. She looked at her chair, it clean of any desserts, dirts, glue, or anything else one might have her sitting in.

She looked around at the kids, some of which had looked away meeting her shy pitiful gaze. Her eyes locked with Hutao's, as bright as ever, she smiled brightly, "Good morning, aren't you gonna take a seat-" "No, obviously." She replied back quickly.

Another head turned to look behind her, short silver locks cut into a bob, she did not look amused like the other kids. "Sit down, Sucrose." Noelle said. Noelle..had an odd amount of strength, besting many boys and playing many sports, she was short but that didn't seem to be any sort of deterrent.

But she was strong, so Sucrose sat her self down with a trained obedience, the students turned to look at her and she could hear the person behind her backing their desk away, she couls also hear the sound of her seat break, she could hear the metal giving way. How did Hutao or Noelle manage to break a metal bar?? She started to stand up only to see that Noelle had stood up too, pushing Sucrose right back down into the seat, hitting it hard and officially breaking it, she toppled backwards, along with the chair before she saw a bright light and felt something wet suddenly against her face. She could hear a few stickering amongst the class, it eventually seemed to erupt into something much louder.

Her eyes opened and she flinched away when she felt it again, looking over to see Barbara's phone flashlight, she was recording. She looked to the source of the liquid and saw Hutao with a small watergun. She felt another spray, looking to her right and seeing Xinyan with bigger water gun, she stared down the barrel of it before she made eye contact with Xinyan, her own eyes watering up. "Ooh? Don't cry yet, we can't see your face." Noelle spoke, leaning down to take her glasses away. Not again, she reached for them quickly but Noelle snapping her head towards Sucrose made her retract her hand.

Noelle stood up straight, walking away altogether, and Hutao seemed to happily follow after. Barbara handed her phone to someone else and Xinyan passed the large watergun to a differently student. She delt a wave of relief. Her torture had ended swiftly, right?

Wrong.

She felt something hard hit her head. It shattered and splattered onto the floor. She looked over, she couldn't actualy see what it was but she assumed it was an egg. An egg? Really? She felt another one to the back of her head, suddenly one had hit her in the gut, and she felt a few different people spraying her with what she thought was water at first really seemed to be something sugary, sticky, but it was clear. Some sort of soda, maybe?

Reguardless, she had her face covered, enduring the onslaught of soda and eggs being thrown at her, she cried from behind her arms. She actually thought today would be a good day but apparently someone was angry from their little friend group and Sucrose alone had to face the ruthlessness their torment. Even if it was the other kids doing this, there was no doubt that this was completely Hutao's idea, the next part only lead her tot he conclusion that she was right.

She could hear shaking, like something in a box, she was suddenly being pelted with seeds!? What was happening? She would later learn that kids were covering her in panko. Deep fried pork, huh? Great.

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fischl: eueueueu

xiangling: me too... wtf....

chongyun: my back his gonna have problems from all this packet carrying

bennet: DUDE ONE OF MY PACKETS IS LIKE 100 PQGES, FRONT AND BACK

razor: razor would use it as fire fuel in the woods...

xingqiu: dont light fires in the woods, kids!!

xiangling: yeah!!
xiangling: use it as toilet paper lol

bennet: gonna make compost with this shit...

fischl: it will never make sense to me... teachers know only about 5 of us are even gonna touch this work, and even then, only 1 of those 5 is gonna ACTUALLY complete it

xiangling: yknow what tho?

xingqiu: what is it?

xiangling: my fav teacher didnt give me homework at all ♡

fischl: you specifically,

bennet: citizens arrest???

xiangling: NO HES THE HOME EC TEACHER OFC HE ISNT GONNA GIVE US HOMEWORK

razor: i think mr thoma smells really nice and is very ... uh?

xingqiu: hes... cute?

chongyun: man
chongyun: hes like ........ cute???? how else would you describe someone whos like that

fischl: its the lack of vocab for me..
fischl: hes funny, sweet, kindhearted, generous, helpful, encouraging, loving, hes charming, he has a nice laugh

xiangling: damn write a novel next time bitch

xingqiu: yeah aint no body even ask all that

chongyun: anyways yall ever see him fliet with the physics teacher....

razor: i see it the other way around, mr. kamisato's always teasing mr. thoma and buying him coffee but mr. thoma doesnt like the coffee, he says it tastes really funny

bennet: the fanfic writes itself...

xingqiu: if you guys pay me ill write an actual fanfic

bennet: WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT

xiangling: now you wait justa minute bennet

fischl: like with.. real money??

xingqiu: no with fucking monopoly money! yes with real money

chongyun: i work at a shrine, i have the facilities for this, big man

fischl: surely... we wont really be doing this... right?

xiangling: if i chip in and pay extra can you make it a little.... yknow? 🥵🥵🥵🌶🌶🌶🌶

xingqui: obviously

razor: ???

bennet: she means spicy

razor: oh? like the peppers.. hm... okay... but... what does that mean in this context?

xingqiu: like
xingqiu: sexy?

fischl: i hope this is embarrassing for you to explain

xingqiu: you evil bitch, you right, it is >:/

razor: oh razor is sorry, he doesnt understand
razor: i mean i am sorry

xiangling: NO RAZOR DO NOT BE SORRY, WE ARE CRIPTIC WHEN WE TALK SOMETIMES SO OF COURSE IT WILL BE HARd For yOU

bennet: yeah! and its not like we mind explaining, it just makes us a little flustered

xingqiu: anyways my venmo is brokeqiu, send me 10 bucks rn and ill write the fic

razor: can razor chip in to make it extra chili pepper

xingqiu: OH YEAH BABBEY

chongyun: getting my wallet

xiangling: why dont u have cashapp u britch 😩😩😩

xingqiu: its the same thing shut ur mouth bf i sow ur lips shut

bennet: close your mouth before i fuck it

fischl: no, we're ending this chapter, it wasnt supposed to go this way

bennet: ITS A MEME WHAT DO YOU MEAN

xiangling: "IF YOU DONT STOP BEING HORNY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT, IM GONNA FUCK YOU-"

chongyun: it always gets cut off at the you instead of the up...

xingqiu: . its too late for this shit

fischl: FOUL URE BOTH FOUL

xiangling: I DIDNT DO ANYTHINGNGNGNGNGNNGG

fischl: CITIZENS ARREST

chongyun: i am actually factually going to sleep

bennet:gary im sorry i neglected you oh i never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty

xiangling: YouR MEOWS RIGHT NEOW WOULD SEOWUND LIKE MEWSIC TO MEEEE

bennet: im going to sleep now for sure

fischl SHES SO DONE AUGH

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xiangling: Uhg today is tHE LAST DAY BWAAAHHHH 😭

xingqiu: im not gonna miss any of you

chongyun: wtf

xingqiu: i take it back
xingqiu: i will miss bennet

fischl: i love that we all make the conscious decision to leave the extra t off his name

razor: benet

xiangling: beant

bennet: b e a n t

fischl: so sorry king, you have a new contact name now, massive L on your part

bennet: OK FISH L

fischl: disrespectful, im throwing away all your boyfriend
fischl:razor get over here

razor: *runs*

fischl: *CHASES*

xingqiu: no SHOT you guys are roleplaying rn

fischl: my dad owns the roblix u rhave to rp if u cant rp im gonna call my dad rn and hes gonna get your acc taken down rn

xiangling: *cries* eueueueueu

fischl: good cry more

xiangling: EU EU EU EU 3U 3U EU EU EU EU

chongyun: hi im bennett, why dont you come with me and JOIN THE ADVENTURE GUILD!!!

bennett: hi im chongyun qnd im not hinos3xyqo or qt least q little fruurty

xingqiu: am i razor or-

razor: i can do this
razor: you're a bitch, move im gay, im gonna fucking punt you, bitch, talk shit get hit, and i will not hesitate to buy and sell your rude ass

xiangling: CAN I BE FISHL!!!
xiangling: blub blub blub blub blub blub blub

fischl: ... ill allow it, i like your creativity

xingqiu: razor is just razor
xingqiu: razor will bite your ankle because he. is. short.

razor: IM NOT SHORT!!

fischl: YOU HAVE FAILEF THE RP

razor: razor is taller than xingqui and bennett and fischl and xiangling and .... chongyun?

chongyun: 🤷

xingqiu: im glad this is upsetting you enough to start all this commotion

razor: razor is bIG AND SCARY

bennet: he is big, he is not scary, they are very kind actually

razor: >:[ youre right.... i am very kind

chongyun: its hard not to think razor is cute actually

xingqiu: g

fischl: a

chongyun: WHY >:0
chongyun: GUCK
chongyun: FYCK
chongyun: VUFKCUFKFBDKSGQL SAKB

razor: oh ho?

xingqiu: n o s h o t

razor: oh my gosh, you wanna take me out to dinner soooo bad 🥴

bennett: in front of my fucking salad chongyun really i cant believe youd do this to a homie

chongyun: HUH

razor: h
razor: huh?

xiangling: .... whay are we talKING ABOUUUTTT? 😰😨😡😤😤😠😡😫😩😡😨😠😰😡😫😩😠😰😡😰😖🥱😖😢😡😡😥

fischl: what are we talkin about? 😉😏🤨😏😉🤪😛😋😏😝🤪😍😏🥰😗😗😏😉😏🤨🥰🤩😏🤩😝😝😉😜😏🤪😜😏😉

bennet: HUH

chongyun: daaamn benny i aint meaaaan to step on your toes

razor: ..... HUHH

bennet: HUUUUHHHHH

xingqui: oh god they're dumb

xiangling: marry each other 😶

fischl: when will that be me

xingqiu: never lol

fischl: from this day forward i am praying upon your downfall you spiteful little rat

xingqui: you only hate me cuz u aint me 🤪

xiangling: it was nice talking to you guys lmao im getting slepey, i will miss you guys so much uhg i hate breaks bc i cant really see you all but i also... love the time off im so CONFLICTED

xingqui: good night, i will miss you all except fischl

fischl: FISCHL IS GONNA—
fischl: anyways ill miss u all
fischl: mostly xingqui eu eu eu

chongyun: ^

bennet:awww guys ill miss you all, youre all my bestest friends... but you guys know we can hang out still, right?

razor: yeah, you guys talk like we're unable to speak with these things and like we cant just go to each others houses
razor: by things i mean phones

xiangling: .... :0 shit youre right, i was so sad thinking id be locked in my home for like almost 3 weeks with no contact to the outside world...

xingqui: DUMBASS AHAHAH

fischl: 🧍
fischl: anyways goodnight

xiangling: YOU COUL HAVE SAID THAT HOURS AGO OMG BENNY AND RAZZY OUT HERE KEEPING THESE THINGS TK THEMSELVES IM LEAVING

razor:?
razor: goodnight :)

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: School project!

Hello, Fischl, my name is Mona, we have greek together, we are assigned to be partners for the project! Huzzah! I do like to get my work done as soon as possible so that if any mistakes happen we still have time to fix them and aren't rushing at the end to get things together. Hopefully you'll have the same mentality!

Is there any place you'd feel comfortable meeting up so we can work together for this project? I already have many ideas for what we can do. Let me know as soon as you can. I look forward to working with you!