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Agents of Chaos

Summary:

What would happen if Kingsman and Bullet Train existed in the same universe. And how would our two favorite mess-making guys fare after meeting each other?
Set pre-Bullet Train, post-Kingsman: Secret Service.

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Eggsy, or as they knew him Percival, had first run into Tangerine on a protection detail. This is the story of the night they first met…

Harry had sent him to a gala to keep an eye on some foreign minister.
Arriving he quickly grabbed a flute of champagne and secured a spot along the wall, smoothing the wrinkles in his deep burgundy suit.
Tapping his fingers along the stem he questioned "Merlin, why the fuck am I here? You lot know this isn't my scene."
"Because Galahad, everyone else is away. Believe me lad, I wouldn't have picked ye first either."
He pouted and returned his attention to the dance floor, couples spun left and right to a quick waltz.
Eggsy kept his eyes on the minister as he danced with a woman too young to be his wife and chuckled.
His thoughts are quickly interrupted by a pair of bright blue eyes meeting his.
The man began to walk over, a smirk on his face, dashing blue suit moving with him like a second skin.
"Evening love, what's a fine man like you doing in a place like this?"
Eggsy blushed but was quick to retort "I could ask you the same hot shot."
The man in blue smiled, lines around his eyes crinkling "How about a dance then? Might be a little more interesting than standing 'ere bored ey?"
Offering him a hand and stepping off the wall Eggsy replied "Sounds lovely, but I'd quite like to know your name darling"
Ignoring the groans of Merlin in his ear he awaited a response.
"Call me Tangerine love, all my friends do" The now named Tangerine winked and began to move to the floor.
"Friends, huh? In that case call me Percy. Since we're going by nicknames tonight and all."
Reaching the center just as a tango came on, Tangerine quickly swept Eggsy into the heated dance, the just slightly shorter man struggling to keep up.
"What? Never danced like this before" a devious grin spread his lips.
"No I'm just used to leadin!" Eggsy quickly moved to switch their arrangement, hand tight on Tangerines waist, leading them through the complicated steps.
This started a laugh out of the flirtatious man, and Eggsy could've swore his heart skipped a beat.
They finished the song switching who was leading, trying to shock the other into a misstep. Laughing delightedly by the end, they stood pressed close, chests heaving in sync.
Tucking his head closer Tangerine whispered "How would you like to get out of here?"
Eggsy flushed almost immediately the tips of his ears matching his suit "Oh I don't know if I should"
He could faintly hear Merlin blabbering about how the subject had already left, of his own free will, but his heart was beating in his ears and all he could focus on were those bright blue eyes.
"Please love? I promise I'll show ya a good time, I'll be the perfect gentleman"
Eggsy pushed his glasses up subtly turning them off since the mission was technically over. Speaking lowly into Tang's ear "And what if I don't want you to be gentle at all?"
The taller man's eyes darkened and he quickly pulled Eggsy to his side, walking out the door.
"Do ya got a car to worry about love?"
Shaking his head no, they waited while valet fetched Tangerine's car.
"I'm at a hotel while in town, we can head there?" Eggsy offered, sliding into the passenger seat.
"Perfect love" shutting the door once Eggsy was in and swiftly moving to get in and head out.
The ride passed quickly for both men, Tangerine hyper aware of the other man's eyes on him and the hand that gripped the clutch tight as Eggsy quietly gave directions.

They pulled up, and another valet took the car away, pressed seamlessly together the duo made their way to Eggsy's suite, sharing their first kiss as soon as the door closed behind them.
Tangerines lips were soft on his as their kiss turned more intense.
Eggsy felt his jacket get pushed off his shoulders and attempted to return the favor.
Tang broke the kiss speaking softly "Let me take care of you first Percy"
"Wait a minute, let me just-"
Eggsy broke away moving to the bureau, taking off his watch and bracelet, placing his glasses on the shelf. Tang followed toeing off his shoes wrapping his arms around Eggsy from behind. Pushing his hardness into the shorter man's ass, they both let out a groan.
Kissing his neck, the tickle of his moustache wrought a giggle out of Eggsy. Tangerine quickly set to work, his ringed fingers quickly unbuttoning Eggsy's white shirt, and opening his trousers sliding them down his legs. Leaving the man in a tank and his briefs.
Grabbing his jaw, Eggsy moved to kiss Tang again, leading him to the bed as their tongues met, he could taste the champagne from before on him. The sweetness addicting. Eggsy quickly began to rid the other of his suit, pausing to admire his silhouette once the jacket came off. Sliding his hands over broad shoulders to push his shirt and vest off.
Eggsy kissed him again, grabbing his hair with a small tug, drawing a moan from the taller man as he worked to get his pants off.
"There…now we're even" Eggsy spoke between heavy breaths. Letting out a yelp as Tang pulled him into his lap, grinding him down on his hard cock.
Groaning heavily Tang kept him moving as Eggsy worked hickeys all over his jaw.
Getting worked up all too fast they broke away from each other to finally remove the rest of their clothes, each taking note of the numerous scars on the other, but pushing it to the back of their mind.
Tangerine grabbed Eggsy and laid him on the bed gently, settling between his legs and groping his ass.
"How do you want this to happen love?"
"Fuck me, please, Tan. Just get on with it" Eggsy breathed out as his partner began to work him open. Continually pressing open mouthed kisses all over his neck and chest, sucking hickeys wherever he could reach.
Moaning loudly beneath him as Tangerine's fingers slowly reached deeper.
"Darling come on, I can take it. I like when it hurts, please, come here, I want you"
"Are you sure about it love? I don't have anything to ease it"
Nodding his consent Tang eased his fingers out. Moving face to face with his lover their lips met as he pushed in.
Eggsy was overwhelmed by the kiss they shared, dirty and harsh, he barely noticed when Tang finally settled.
The tight heat enveloped Tangerine as he made short slow thrusts in and out, getting the shorter man used to him. Basking in the noises he was drawing out, he reached down to stroke Eggsy's cock, the rings on his fingers cold against sensitive skin. Drawing in a quick breath Eggsy began to push back against Tangerine. Wordlessly begging him to move more, Tangerine began to fuck him harder, groaning at the feeling of Eggsy around him, and the moans the smaller man kept letting out.
After a few moments Tang could feel Eggsy tightening around him, getting closer to cumming. He kept stroking his hard cock in time with the thrusts until Eggsy came.
"Fuck! Tan, ah- shit."
"I'm close Perce" He growled, pulling out as he came on the others belly.
Breathing heavily Tang stood, grabbing a towel and wetting it. Cleaning his lover off as he climbed into bed.
"Hope you don't mind love, but I'm not the fuck and go type."
"I was hopin' you'd be the type ta stay? Maybe for breakfast too, yeah?"
Tang couldn't help but find the slips in his accent endearing.
"I think I can fit that in my schedule" He replied with a grin, settling on his side facing Eggsy "Although I'd like to know your real name before then"
"Ugh, my friends really do call me percy. Legal name's Gary, but I prefer Eggsy, yeah?"
"Well I mean you can't have believed my name was Tangerine for real?"
Eggsy chuckled, rolling so he was half sprawled on top of his bedmate.
"So what is it then darling? John? Mark?"
"Elliot. Not many people know that love, I hope you wont be spreading it around?" He asked raising a brow
"I know how to keep a secret Elliot."
The sound of his real name coming from the man's mouth was like music to Elliots ears. Nobody had known his true name, Lemon didn't count, brothers never do. Somehow this handsome man had broken down a wall.
"I'm glad you do, I think this could become something great. No?"
Eggsy smiled and buried his face in Elliots chest. Bringing a flush to his face.
"As long as you stay. We can have an actual conversation in the morning darling."
The two agents of chaos fell asleep to each other's breathing and the beginnings of a storm forming outside.