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Bounty Hunter.

Now that’s a name Jasper hadn’t ever thought he’d take up in his life.
He was just a depressed trans college kid before all this.
But when aliens invade your planet to sell you as drugs and a talking gun tells you to grab him, you do what you’re told at that point.

Jasper sat down on his couch, next to Gene; mentor and a pain in the ass.

Gene turned to him, looking at him with confusion in his eyes.
Jasper felt the aliens' eyes linger on him and he turned to face the ex-bounty hunter.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Jasper said with annoyance in his voice.
“Jeeze, no need to be so hostile, kid. You just look…tired.” he said, adjusting his position on the couch.
“I am tired, Gene. You get to sit here on this couch, my sister gets to have a ‘semi’ normal life again. But I’m still called on to be a bounty hunter even after getting rid of the G3.”
“Whatcha mean, normal life?” Gene exclaims. “Your sister’s boyfriend is a fucking Nuptian. Your parents are nowhere to be found. All you got is me and your sis and she’s barely here since she met Terrance.”
“Terrence is alright. She at least has someone.” Jasper said, softly.
“This is like your sister’s 5th boyfriend in 3 months, Jasper.” Gene stated, bluntly.
Jasper ran his fingers through his curls. “You’re right but…”
“Of course I’m fucking right!” Gene said with a laugh before seeing that Jasper wasn’t smiling.
“Sorry…Jeez, what’s got you all depressed now?”
Jasper looked at Gene then looked away. “You’d laugh at me if I told you.”
Gene took a swig of his beer. “Probably, but go ahead. Try me.”
Jasper turned and looked at Gene.
“I….I guess I’m jealous of Lizzie. Even if life isn’t gonna be the way it was before the invasion she gets to….go try out exotic things…with exotic alien species, not obligations to be a bounty hunter like I am. And on top of that I’m…a…n-nevermind.” Jasper stuttered out before turning away from Gene.
Gene looked confused for a few seconds as what Jasper said processed in his head before bursting out into laughter. “Oh my god, YOU’RE A VIRGIN! You’re a fucking virgin!”
Jasper smacked Gene with a pillow. “This is why I didn’t wanna tell you, jesus!” Jasper said, grumpy but with a small smile on his face.
“We gotta get out and get you laid, kid.” Gene says with a laugh. “Maybe both of us could get lucky.” Gene jokes, poking Jasper in the rib with his elbow. “I know a nice strip club. Get you a nice alien girl. Or man. Or whatever you’re fucking into.”
“Heh, yeah…” Jasper said, rubbing his arm, eyes shifting to the table and Gene.
The room goes silent as Jasper sits and thinks while Gene goes back to watching TV.
“Hey, Gene…” Jasper says softly, breaking the short silence.
“Yeah, kid?” Gene replied, watching whatever shitty B grade movie was on the screen.
Jasper began crawling over to Gene, grabbing the remote and turning the TV off.
“Hey I was watching…WOAH, KID.” Gene scooted away. “What the fuck are ya doing?”
“Well….what if we didn’t have to even leave the house to get laid?” Jasper cooed, scooting closer to Gene as the alien pushed himself as far into the arm of the chair as the fabric would give.
“Kid, you don’t wanna fuck someone like me. You could do so much better…” Gene said, looking away. He gasped as he felt Jasper's hand on his stomach and turned. Jasper was face to face with him.
“Maybe I don’t wanna do better, Gene.” Jasper smiled, placing himself on Gene’s lap. "I’ve…watched you. Jerking off to whatever alien porn you’ve hooked up, when you think I’m asleep up in my room. I’ve heard what comes out of your filthy mouth.”
Gene’s face goes bright and warm. “Motherfucker..”
Jasper smiles. “Almost every time, the name that leaves your mouth… is mine.”
Gene looks away. “D-Don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Jasper cups the growing bulge under Gene’s beer gut. “Mm, something else tells me otherwise. I know you want me, Gene.”
Gene groaned. “F-Fuck…Fine….I do want you. Something about you just…fuck.”
Jasper smiled and leaned into kiss Gene. “ Kiss me, stupid.”
Gene scoffed and pulled Jasper into a kiss.
Jasper ran his hands up Gene's crusty old tank top. Normally, an unwashed old man would be such a major turn off.
But Gene was, well for one, not human. The smell he gave off seemed much different than your average body odor. Almost like an aphrodisiac to Jasper.
That and the pathetic-ness of Gene being a washed up bounty hunter added to what turned Jasper on.
Gene pulled away from the kiss and Jasper whines.
“You…realize my dick is way different than you humans, right?” he said.
Jasper laughed. “I’ve watched you jerk off, Gene. You have a tentacle for a dick.”
Gene blushed. “Oh yeah…right.”
Jasper laughed, and then took off his shirt.
“When did that happen?” Gene asked, pointing to the scars on Jasper’s chest.
“Oh…these aren’t from battle. I had surgery.” Jasper said, tossing his shirt to the floor.
“Surgery?” Gene asked, sitting up and watching the other male undress. “For what?”
Jasper looked at him, slightly nervous.
“Top surgery. I’m trans. I was born as a female once. I’ve since transitioned. Well, partially.” he said, motioning to his scars.
“Oh! I get it. My sister is like that. Trans, I mean. We call being trans as you’re parulian, for my species anyway.”
Jasper smiled. “That’s comforting to hear, Gene.” he said as he slid his pants and underwear on the floor.
The bulge in Gene’s pants tightened as he watched Jasper spread his legs, showing off his soaking wet pussy.
“You excite me so much, Gene.” Jasper cooed, lowering his hand and massaging his clit.
Gene groaned. “Kid, fuck…”
Jasper used his foot to grind against the ever growing bulge in his mentor’s pants, teasing him even more as he forced Gene to watch him play with himself.
Gene groaned. “Damn…fucking tease.”
“You need help, big boy?” he teased.
Gene huffed, and nodded.
Jasper positioned himself differently, now face to face with Gene’s crotch. The musk that Gene gave off was hypnotic. Jasper hurried and unzipped Gene’s pants, yanking away from the alien's body.
“God, you’re eager, aren’t ya kid?” Gene said with a chuckle.
Jasper watched as the tentacle in front of him wiggled, his mouth open in awe.
“Is…Is it prehensile? Can it move on its own?” Jasper asked, looking up at Gene.
Gene smirked. “Ya mean can it..”
Jasper gasped as the tentacle shoved its way into his mouth.
“Do that?” Gene said, smugly.
Jasper moaned as the tentacle forced itself in and out of his mouth.
Gene groaned, throwing his head back.
The younger male pulled away, and Gene’s dick rested on his face like an octopus tentacle on a rock.
“Gene, I need you badly.” Jasper whined.
The older alien looked at him, then patted his stomach.
“Then get up here, kid. I ain’t stopping ya.”
Jasper crawled up and positioned himself as he could over Gene, and as he lowered himself down, Gene’s tenta-dick slithered its way inside of his dripping cunt.
“O-Oh god..” Jasper moaned.
Gene held on to his human as he watched them bounce on him.
“You’re doing well, Jasper. D-Doing amazing.” Gene said through pants.
Jasper whined and leaned in to kiss Gene, resting his hands on Gene’s gut.
Slowly, Jasper’s pace grew faster, and needier.
Gene moaned. “Kid, slow down or I’m gunna..”
Jasper looked up at Gene with needy eyes.
“Please, Gene. Cum in me.”
Gene gasped. “Kid, I..”
“Please, Gene. Fill me, make me yours. I wanna be yours, Gene.”
Gene bit his lip as he watched Jasper.
“Just…a bit more kid…f-fuck.”
With final thrust, Gene came, filling Jasper up enough to cause a small bulge in his stomach.
“H-Holy f-fuck..Gene…” Jasper said, panting, feeling Gene’s seed ooze out of him.
“I..didn’t…”
Gene chuckled softly. “Should have warned you. We…cum in large amounts.”
Jasper chuckled.
“...I should clean you up. And the couch. Lizzie might ask questions.”
“Or yell at us. Imagine she finds out we fucked. I think she’d kill me.” Jasper laughed.
“Or call me names.” Gene laughed.
“Or both.”
Jasper rested his head on Gene’s gut.
“We can clean up in a bit. Lizzie won’t be home till late. Let's watch a shitty B movie together.”
Gene smiled.
“We can do that.”

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Chapter 2: You’re Gunna Go Far, Kid

Jasper was lucky Lizzie hadn’t caught him and Gene in the act. She had said she was going to be home late, but it wasn’t until Jasper and Gene had just finished cleaning up their escapades and sat on the couch to watch Vampire Hookers did she walk through the door.

“Man, it fucking reeks in here.” Lizzie said, walking through the door. “Smells like….sex and b.o.”
Jasper looked at the floor, not making eye contact.
Gene had no reaction. “Don’t know what to tell ya, Lizzie. Smells just fine to me.”
Lizzie rolled her eyes. “Well you’re used to living in squalor, Gene.”
Jasper turned around to his sister.
“So, how’d your date with Terrance go?” he asked.
“Went alright, I suppose. Took me to the Space Applebees in the slums on Blim. Off Putting. I mean the location of the Applebees.”
“That’s where Kenny took me to talk about Gatlus’s destruction.” Jasper added. “Felt vaguely normal for a minute. Given the circumstances.”
“So how was your day, little brother?” Lizzie asked.
Jasper smiled, hoping his sister didn’t sense his absolute nervousness and lies. He motioned to the TV.
“You’re looking at it. Just watching B movies with Gene.”
Gene nonchalantly waved, eyes still glued on the TV.
“Yeah. Well…”
Jasper had a panicked look on his face, looking at Gene as the alien turned to face Lizzie.
“Your brother here was just a tad bit in the dumps earlier. So I gave him a pep talk.”
Jasper let out a sigh of relief.
“You alright, Jasper?” Lizzie asked. “You look like you just saw a ghost.”
“I’m fine, sis. For some reason I thought I left the gang somewhere and I panicked.” Jasper lied.
“Then I remembered that the gang was upstairs playing cards. I think. That’s what they were doing the last time I checked up on them. They’re playing UNO. I think Creature was winning.”
Lizzie looked at Jasper confused.
“I heard you right? Creature was winning?”
Jasper laughed.
“Yes. Just because he’s….a little simpler than the guns, doesn’t mean he’s stupid.”
Lizzie shrugged before her phone buzzed.
“Oh, my friends are wanting me to hang out. Man, I get no peace.” she said with a laugh. “You two are good on your own?”
Jasper nodded.
“Me and Gene will just order pizza for dinner tonight.”
Lizzie got up from her seat and headed towards the stairs.
“Well, I’m gunna go freshen up and change before I leave again.”
She squinted at Jasper and Gene. “Don’t be doing anything fucking weird down here.”
And with that, she disappeared up the stairs.
Jasper slapped Gene’s arms. “What the fuck was that?” he asked, annoyed.
“Ow! What the fuck was what?”
“The fucking pause! You had me scared you were gonna tell Lizzie what we did!”
Gene gave Jasper a look of annoyance.
“Of course I wasn’t gonna tell her. She’d probably throw me out in the streets if she knew.”
Jasper grabbed Gene’s hand.
“I wouldn’t let that happen. You’re a part of this family now.”
Gene smiled.
“Don’t be making it weird, kid. We did just fuck like, not even an hour ago.”
Jasper groaned. “I wasn’t making it weird. You just made it weird by saying that just now.” The two sat in an awkward silence before Jasper’s head popped his head up with a smile on his face.
“What idea did you just come up with? An idea just popped up in your head, didn’t it?” Gene asked, taking another sip of his beer.
“I did. I thought about how I wanna show you my appreciation.”
“You did earlier.” Gene chuckled.
Jasper slapped Gene again, and the alien laughed harder.
“What? I’m right.”
Jasper grumbled. “Not like that, asshole.”
Gene looked at Jasper, curious now. “Then like how?”
“I wanted to get you a gift.” Jasper smiled.
“Me? A gift? Why?” Gene asked.
“Well you did kinda teach me everything you know. You gave me your suit. If it wasn’t for you, we might have all ended up dead. You’re kinda important in this, whether you think you are or not.”
Gene looked away.
“Thanks kid. That means a lot to me. It really does.” he said with a softness in his voice Jasper had never heard before.
Both turned as Lizzie came walking down the stairs.
“What are you two talking about down here? You better not be keeping secrets from me. I’ll find out.” she teased, grabbing her coat from the hanger by the backdoor.
“Oh, I was just talking to Gene about getting him a gift for teaching me everything and kinda being the reason we’re all alive.” Jasper said, nonc-chalantly.
Lizzie looked at Jasper and Gene with a blank face, processing in her head if what her brother had said was true.
“...you’re not wrong.”
Jasper laughed. “I know I’m not.”
Lizzie smiled. “Well, you two have a good night. I’ll be back late. Or I’ll be at a friend’s house. I’ll text you whatever it is.” she said. She waved and out the door she went.
Jasper got up, and pulled out the wheelchair they personally bought Gene right after Garmantious’s defeat.
“Oh, we’re going now?” he asked, a bit surprised.
“Of course we are.”
Jasper helped Gene into his wheelchair.
“Want me to push, or you got this?” Jasper asked,
“I got it, kid.” Gene said , rolling himself towards the car.
When the two got to the car, Jasper did his best to help Gene into the passenger seat, then collapsing the wheelchair to place it in the trunk.
As Jasper got into the driver's seat, Gene looked at him.
"You gonna tell me what I'm getting?" Gene asked.
Jasper laughed. "Of course not. That would ruin the surprise. " He replied, starting the car.
-
As they drove, Gene started fiddling with the radio.
“Whatcha looking for?” Jasper asked, keeping his eyes on the road.
“Dunno. Something that sounds good.” Gene replied, focused.
“I think you’d be like a fan of….like, AC/DC, Bon Jovi or Billy Joel.”
“Never heard of ‘em.”
Jasper rolled his eyes. “I didn’t think you would. They’re not some alien band.”
Jasper, while doing his best to keep his eyes on the road, leaned towards and grabbed something from the center console.
“Put this in the CD slot.” he said, handing Gene a CD.
Gene did so, looking at Jasper a bit confused.
Suddenly, ‘Wanted (Dead or Alive)’ by Bon Jovi began to play.
“What's this?” Gene said, looking confused.
“It’s a mixtape I made. It’s my bounty hunter playlist. Cliche I know.” the younger man said with a chuckle.
“Some of the songs make me think about you. Some for serious reasons, and others because I think you’d like them. Like, Dirty Deeds or Big Balls.”
Gene jerked his head. “Big Balls?” he said, nearly laughing.
Jasper smiled. “Yeah. It’s supposed to be about ballroom dancing, I believe. But Brian Johnson sings about it so vaguely, it becomes very…suggestive.”

After a moment of silence, Gene smiles.
“I like it.”

-

Jasper turned and pulled into a parking spot. and looked at Gene. “We’re here. I’m going to help you into your wheelchair, and then I need you to close your eyes, ok?”

Gene sighed as he unbuckled himself. “I guess.”
Jasper smiled and walked around, opening the trunk to retrieve the wheelchair. He opened it and wheeled it over to Gene, who was sitting turned with the passenger door open.
He helped Gene into his wheelchair and began to push him. “Now close your eyes.”
Gene groaned. “Fine.” he said and closed his eyes.
Gene had no idea where he was until Jasper told him when he could open his eyes.
“Ok, you can open them now, Gene.” Jasper said, a tone of happiness in his voice.
Gene eyes opened and it took him a minute for his eyes to re-adjust.
“Where am I? What did you…” That's when Gene became speechless.
In front of him were a a set of brand-new bionic legs to replace the ones that he had lost.
“Kid….you….you got these for me?” Gene said, looking at Jasper, his voice wavering on the verge of tears.
Jasper leaned down to be face to face with him. “Of course I did. It’s the only thing I can do for the best teacher in the world. Without you, Earth would of been doomed. I know you may feel like you didn’t do much, since all you think you did was sit on the couch in my house and argue with my sister.”
Gene chuckled, and Jasper continued.
“But you taught me to be a bounty hunter. And while people may call me the hero, it’s really you.” Jasper smiled, wrapping his arms around Gene in a hug.
Gene wrapped his arms around Jasper, squeezing tight.
“Kid, you don’t know how much this means to me. The legs, and what you just said. Before you came into my life, I was a low-life washed up bounty hunter who lost his legs from being too cocky. I was close to ending my own life because I used to not see the point anymore. I was this big name person who had everything.” he said, clearing the tears from his eyes. “I may not be famous anymore. But I still have everything. “
Jasper smiled. “And whats that Gene?”
Gene place his hand on Jasper’s cheek, Jasper learning into it, placing his own hand over Gene’s.

“I have you.”