Chapter 1: Who's that?
Summary:
The guys find out about a new dad in town
Chapter Text
Craig: Dudes! Guess who I saw!!!
Damien: I will indulge. Whom did you see?
Hugo: Appreciated Damien.
Damien: While I appreciate the sentiment writing well is not challenging, it is the bare minimum, is it not?
Mat: Craig, who did you see?
Craig: The newest dad member of the cul-de-sac and even better is that he is my bro
Brain: Do not you call most everyone your ‘bro’
Craig: Nah bro
Mat: He just came into the Coffee spoon the other day, pretty funny guy.
Robert: He is nice to look at.
Hugo: I think his kid is in my class.
Joesph: Remember the Barbeque tomorrow guys 3 pm
Damien: Joesph, in any unlikely circumstances you wouldn’t have happened to invite our newest Neighbour, I haven't had the pleasure of becoming acquainted yet.
Joesph: Well actually I baked him some cookies and invited him, he said he was coming so that’s you chance, I think.
Craig: Dude!! Now I can't w8 for the BBQ even more.
Damien: Hugo, please help Craig’s language skills...
Hugo: I’m in class and that hurts to try and read.
Hugo is offline
Mat: Craig if you're trying to be relevant Carmesita said ‘that’s not it’
Damien: I agree
Brain: Just finished Mowing my lawn, Looking like the best on the Cul-de-sac.
Mat: Feeling competitive?
Craig: 🥇🥇🥇
Damien: My garden is clearly superior 💐
Robert: 😴
Damien: 😓
Joesph: ROBERT! Are you coming to the BBQ tomorrow?
Robert: Only for the company
Joesph: Ah! Good
Damien is offline
Robert: Blaming Joesph.
Joesph: 😶
Craig: Anyone want to come on a jog, I got river!
Brain is offline
Robert is offline
Craig: I’ll take that as a no see ya
Craig is offline
Mat is offline
Chapter 2
Summary:
Dadreader enters the chat (literally)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Joesph: So? Are we going to invite Y/N to the group chat
Mat: Well, he is a dad in the cul-de-sac. I’d assume so.
Robert: No.
Damien: Pardon?
Hugo: …
Brain: …
Damien: …
Mat: …
Craig: …
Joesph: I thought you liked him, Rob.
Robert: Don’t call me that or I'll gouge your eyeballs out with a rusty spoon
Brain: …
Damien: …
Mat: …
Craig: …
Hugo: Maybe a new group chat?
Joesph: sure.
Brain: okay.
Damien: Perfectly, fine.
Mat: sounds good.
Craig: Yeah Dude!!
Hugo: Robert?
Robert: 👍
Damien: Done!
Craig: Woah SWEET DUDE!!
Hugo: Why Craig, why?
Craig: That’s my bro
Brian: Isn’t everyone your dude?
Craig: I swear we did this before
Damien: Perhaps.
Cul-de-dads II
Craig: DUDE!!
You: Oh, Hey Craig!
Damien: Greetings and salutations.
You: Woah why can I see Craig’s and Damiens chat? Am I a hacker? Oh Shit. My names on this account the feds are going to come for me. Oh god When I get arrested someone take care of Amanda. Raise her like your own. How to destroy a computer?
Damien: You can run Darik’s Boot and Nuke from a startup flash drive. But once you’ve done that it’s best to physically destroy the platters altogether.
Craig: Dude, how do you kno that
Damien: How did you mis-spell ‘Know’?
Damien: Also, Victorians were well versed in Information security.
You: How do I do all of that?
Hugo: @You, this is a group chat so we can all talk in one space.
You: So, I'm not going to jail?
Joesph: I hope not...
Robert: But who knows?
Mat: Well okay Robert, Y/N I hope your settling in and unpacking well.
You: Yeah! Pretty much all unpacked apart from a few of Manda’s things she says she won't need for a few months till college.
Damien: If it is any consolation, I am in a similar situation with Lucien, so I understand the anguish you are likely feeling.
You: Thanks Damien. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one, maybe we could help each other through it?
Brain: Wow
You: Oh, I forgot everyone was here, this is weird.
Craig: It’s fine Dude takes getting used 2
Hugo: Craig, please.
Robert: 🙄
Mat: Anyways Y/N remember I'm always down at the Coffee Spoon if you are feeling bored, coffee and a nice chat if you’d like?
Brain: I give up trying to understand Craig sometimes
Joesph: Does using numbers take out less effort than just normal texting.
Craig: Ya FR FR
Mat: Carmensita said that means ‘for real’ I don’t understand the context though.
Hugo: No one understands the context, probably not even Craig.
Joesph: It’s a phrase ive heard a few times at the youth church dances.
You: I’m coming to the Coffee Spoon Mat, Watch out.
Robert: Oddly threatening, nice.
Brain: Woah, he speaks
Mat: Do I need to watch out?
You: Is there any (Insert Banana Bread name)?
Mat: I’ll get you a slice.
You: Yes
Damien: I am also at the Coffee Spoon. Enjoying a nice coffee, the Coffee spoon is always best at this time of day nice and quiet, well and during the open mic nights, some good talent always finds themselves here in the Coffee spoon.
You: Wow, sweet is everyone at the Coffee Spoon?
Robert: No.
Brain: Just the three of you, I think.
Hugo: I’m at school. Middle school kids are wild. I should go
Brain: I’m at work too.
Joesph: I’m at the church. I got a session soon
Craig: I might stop in at the Coffee spoon after my jog I got river with me. See ya dudes
Craig is offline
Hugo is offline
Joesph is offline
Brian is offline
You are offline
Mat is offline
Damien is offline
Robert is offline.
Notes:
Who is your favourite dadsona and why tell me all about him. Mine id Damien i love how passionate he is and how much he knows about flowers (I love trying to make bouquets) Also he's trans and loves dogs and his style is impeccable yeah he's amazing.
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