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Myrcella Baratheon to Jon Snow
Mercy: so how do we hide our relationship at Aryas birthday party
Jon: it can't be that hard to hide it
Mercy: when you get drunk you get handsy and we all know that Arya will be getting us all plastered
Jon: I shall then just stay away from you tonight until we get back to my place😉
Mercy: we also can't show up together and we can't get wasted
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Gossip girls + Theon
Margaery, Sansa, Arya, Theon, Loras
Marg: So how long have Jon and blondy been fucking
Arya: never and they never will they are my two best friends they would never do that to me
Arya: I also live with Mercy there's no way she could hide that from me
Loras: He's giving her the fuck me eyes so if they haven't he wants it
Sansa: I mean there is an easy way to find out we all know how overprotective and possessive Jon gets over his girls
Sansa: all we need to do is get Theon to go flirt with her and maybe get just a little touchy
Theon: Sansa I may love you but I am not sure I wish to die today if he's actually with her because he either beats my ass or takes her to a backroom no in between
Marg: stop being a baby and do it and as the leading authority of having fucked Jon Snow she's also giving him the heart eyes from across the room and the hunger in his eyes is obvious
Marg: also Theon honeySansa will never get with you I would kill you before I let you touch my sweet girl
Arya: Mercy wouldn't fuck where they could get caught so at most it would be a quick make-out session in the bathroom
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Gossip girls + Theon
Margaery, Sansa, Arya, Theon, Loras
20 minutes later
Loras: Theons finally doing it oh shit Jon is coming straight for him
Marg: damn he just decked Greyjoy and through Mercy over his shoulder
Arya: that may have been my fault I kept making him drink Jon is hammered
Sansa: They just passed me on the way to the bathroom and someone help Theon up
Theon: I feel exploited do I get anything out of this like possibly a kiss from a pretty redhead
Arya: I’ll get you a pack of beer and will not mention your request sound fair
Theon: deal scary Stark
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girls night
Margaery, Sansa, Arya, Myrcella
Mercy: Jon says he hates you all
Arya: I assume he has a very bad hangover
Marg: at least he gets to wake up next to a beautiful lady
Sansa: but how long have you two been together tho
Mercy: A little over a month and be prepared Marg Jon says he wants revenge
Marg: tell him to not be so possessive then we wouldn't be in this debacle
Arya: How did you hide that you were boning Jon for over a month I fucking live with you
Mercy: pretty simple we just go to his place your never home anyways always out with Gendry
Sansa: what this about Gendry I thought you were only good friends Arya
Marg: oh the drama how I live for it feed me more my children
Arya: if you want drama marg how about the fact you had a whole friends with benefits thing going on with Jon last year
Sansa: you managed to make him do the impossible
Mercy: I still can't believe he would ever agree to that we slept together once and he was proclaiming his love for me and asked to marry me
Marg: That's the reason it didn't last Jons a great guy and an even better partner in bed but he is too rotted on relationships he kept trying to make it one but I just wasn't ready
Arya: I really never needed to know how good Jon was in bed
Mercy: Jon says to check the friend chat Marg he is finally over the hangover enough to look at his phone
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Wars of Winterfell
Robb, Arya, Bran, Theon, Margaery, Gendry, Myrcella, Jon, Loras, Sansa
Jon: since no one can ever stay out of my business im gonna share everyone else's
Marg: Jon we can talk about this
Arya: come on Jon it wasn't that bad
Theon: I'm the one that got punched you didn't even get the worst side you don't need to do this
Robb: what's happening
Gendry: I'm assuming something happened at the party we missed yesterday
Loras: oh nothing much happened just found out Jon is boning you,r baby sister
Gendry: the fuck he is im going to kick his ass
Mercy: I am a consenting adult and can choose who I want to be with
Theon: yet you went and chose Snow of all people when i was right in front of you
Gendry: to be fair I’d much rather you be with Snow over Greyjoy
Bran: why am I even here
Jon: Marg and Rob have been dating for 4 months and he knocked her up
Jon: Arya and Gendry and dating and have been for over a year she just refuses to accept it I've seen them fucking in his truck
Jon: Loris and Theon fucked and Bran is dating Meera Reed and sneaks her into his room on school nights
Jon: And little miss perfect Sansa is fucking my brother
Robb: The fuck Jon you promised to keep your mouth shut about that
Jon: Marg also promised to mind her own business and I am still very hungover I will most likely regret this
Theon: It was one time and meant nothing
Gendry: I thought everyone knew about us and also not cool about the truck Jon
Bran: I will have my vengeance when you least expect it
Sansa: mines not even bad im surprised Egg told you though
Arya: you are not welcome in my home for the time being Snow and stay away from Mercy
Mercy:
You may have taken it a bit far Jon and Arya I'll be staying with Jon for a bit