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Chapter Text

(https://youtu.be/Wp9maxPqJs0)

Scampton: [UP DOWN ALL AROUND] RIDE AROUND THE BEND

SC:[UP DOWN ALL AROUND] THIS RAILWAY NEVER ENDS

SC:[UP DOWN ALL AROUND] YOU LIKE TO [PLAY PRETEND]

SC:[Big] CLOWNS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE DEAD

SC:[LEAD FEED TO THE CLOWN] WHAT ARE YOU SCAMPS TO DO

SC:[LEAD FEED TO THE CLOWN] YOU LACK THE RIGHT TO [CHOOSE]

SC:[LEAD FEED TO THE CLOWN] THIS GAME IS JUST A RUSE

SC:[Congratulations] YOU LOSE

SC:[When the lights] ARE GETTING DIM. AND YOU THINK [You're gonna win] JUST REMEMBER WHAT'S GOIN' ON [Behind the scenes] IT'S A SIMPLE [Children's game] MADE TO [Mindlessly entertain] [Don't Forget] NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING

SC: MY LIFE'S AN [Endless] PAIN IT WON'T [Pay to play] MY GAME, I ENDED UP IN THIS DAMN CAGE. IN MY OWN [MOUSE TRAP] YOU [Galoombas] MIGHT BE FREE BUT THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME, SO MY HEART I GIVE TO YOU SCAMPS

SC: THE [Pipis] IS POPPING THE [Fun is starting] IT'S TOO LATE TO BE [Restarting] YOU'RE A BUNCH OF [DUMMYS] YOU CAN'T START RUNNING THOUGH I GUESS I AM WAY TOO FUNNY. ROLL THE DICE GAMBLING'S FUN PICK A [Kaard] HOPE YOU GET THE RIGHT ONE. IN THE END YOU'LL NEVER [Win] IT'S REALLY [NO CONTEST]

SC: THE [OST] IS SCREAMING RAILWAYS STEAMING AND [THE GREAT] SCAMPTON WILL BE LEAVING. [Keep your eyes on the prize] OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO [Pay the price] [ESCALATORS AND EALS] [5000 Pounds of pure steel] SO [Come on] CLOWNS ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS

SC:[One by one. Step by step.] MY MISERABLE MINIONS ARE GONNA MAKE A MESS

SC:AREN'T YOU JUST TIRED OF IT. COME ON BUDDY JUST GIVE ME YOUR [RAGE QUIT]

SC: [Now's your chance] TO GIVE IN. YOU'RE ALL JUST SOME CLOWNS YOU CANNOT WIN

SC:[Pipis] IS [TOWERING], ENOUGH! IT'S TIME TO START [Pumpin Hot Stuff]

SC:[START] A [New Campaign] THEY ALREADY [Picked your roles] YOU [Play as] THREE LOST LITTLE SOULS. BUT THE SAD [Twist that you don't even know] IS THAT THEY AREN'T THE ONE'S IN [CONTROLS]

SC:THE [Campaign] ALWAYS [END] THE SAME. DOESN'T MATTER THE [Choices] YOU MAKE. THIS IS HOW YOU WILL [PLAY THE GAME] BUT HEY I'M NOT THE ONE TO BLAME

SC: [DAIMONDS HEARTS CLUBS AND SPADES] YET IN THE END [I CAN'T DO ANYTHING] BUT HEY WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT I SING WHEN YOU THREE SHOULD BE DYING

SC: [BIG] CLOWNS WITH [BIG] HATS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D GET THIS FAR I'M GONNA END THIS NOW AND LEAVE YOU WITH MORE THAN A FEW SCARS

SC:NOW FEEL THE [Freedom] ALL AROUND. IT'S IN THE AIR AND ON THE GROUND. EVEN WITH ALL THIS FREEDOM TO BE FOUND. YOUR CHOICES STILL CAN'T MAKE A SOUND

SC: YOU THREE ARE CLOWNS ALL THE SAME. CLOWNS WHO DESERVE TO BE CAGED. CAN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'VE [BEEN PLAYED]. AND IT'S BEEN THAT WAY SINCE THE [BIG BANG]

Chapter Text

(https://youtu.be/mQ7CCy6oWBs)

(Listen till 0:22)

Phil: No idea why I have blue prints as if I had a plan.

(https://youtu.be/94bF2rIn8G0)

P: after middle school I'd thought maybe that I could sit through a single class but on second thought I'll pass.

P:I'm real tired my patience has expired so just like last time I'm breaking out riddle high.

P:there's more budget than before there's actually two floors I'll get out when pigs fly but still I'm gonna try

P:I would rather die than sit still here until it's time so I'll just break out and soon I'll see Blue Sky's

P: what could be of use. A wad of gum that's been chewed. Got a ruler to. So Now what can I do.

P: a rubber band is out of reach but now I see put the gum on the yardstick so the rubber sticks.

P:Launch it at Mr Soggy. Sorry sir not sorry. I'll take your glasses. Sorry gotta pass.

P: time to take my leave. Now in pure honesty. Last time I left so sharply. But this was blurry

P:picking up anything that could be of use. Oh hey they made RS3 I'll go play that when I'm outta school

P:take a stop at the library but I'm not here to read instead I'll give these glasses to Mr Read

P:got a bookmark stick it to the ruler for a longer stick. I'll eventually find a good use for this

P:who left all these pennys throughout the halls. Meh money's money so I'll just collect them all.

P: get a dime from the supply closet then clog the toilet because the janitor can hear that.

P:hey what's on the menu

Ms Munch: pudding for a dollar

P:I could manage that. OK I'll be right back

P:collect more pennys. I see that Chubb wants pudding. I'll get back to that after I help Ms Flask

Richy:HELP I LOCKED MYSELF IN

P:What's the combination

R:I don't know it. BUT I GOT IT WRITTEN

P:on my way to teachers lounge just get some money from my locker then I'll be right down

Ms. Count: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

P:the door. Mrs. Oddverb

Mrs. Oddverb: what

P:I think you should know that Richy got stuck in his locker

Mrs. O: Again fine I'll get his combination from my room

Ms. C:... yeah I'll just leave to

P:left a nickel in the drawer so I'll just take it. Then go to Ms. Count's room grab the button to get that machine fixed

P: so now that I got out of that monkey fest. Just use the button to make a button and then I'll just keep it.

P: got the combination and wait. "Blobbles" oh wait I was holding it upside down. 53788078. Done.

R:PHIL EGGTREE? Of all the people who I thought would save me you were about the 5th I'd thought I'd see.

R: keep the change. Oh yeah and by the way. I'm collecting buttons so let me know if you have one

P:A quarter from the closet and from Richys button. Only one cent left. Where haven't I check.

P:The woman's restroom? nope! The auditorium. Where could it be. Oh it's in front of me

P: I'd like chocolate pudding

Ms. M: here you go kid.

P: this should be all it takes for me to get Chubb to move.

Chubb: Need... pudding... nothing else not a cookie

P: just set here. Hey Chubb

(...)

P:I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORE THOROUGHLY

P: Wow who would have thought he'd make a good wrecking ball. I'm surprised I didn't break my bones on the wall

P: I've gotten everything now nothings stopping me from just walking right in and getting that key.

(https://youtu.be/GS6dYshsHoI)

Mr. Potato: I sit here. Playing my games. Yes I am aware that this school is lame.

Mr. P: But I don't even care about this place. I'm just happily enjoying my days

Mr. P: and so I sit here. Playing my games. Yes I am aware that this school is lame.

Mr. P: But I don't even care about this place. I'm just happily enjoying my games.

(https://youtu.be/94bF2rIn8G0)

P: after middle school I'd thought maybe that I could sit through a single class but I guess it's too late for that.

P:I'm almost there my patience has left me spared so just like last time I'm breaking out riddle high.

P:there's more budget than before but I don't care anymore I now the key out and finally unlock the door

P: I'd rather go outside than sit still here until it's time so I'll just kiss this place goodbye and now I'll see Blue Sky's.

Chapter Text

(Wasp king defeated)

Leif:Give it up, you're outmatched.

Vi:Not that tough without that fire, huh.

Hoaxe: I...I didn't come THIS far.

Ho:To lose to plebians like you!

(Hoaxe *Wasp king* escapes and unlocks the Everlasting Sapling)

Ho:Impossible

Vi:It's... it's wilted!

Kabbu:A-After all this!

Le:It wasn't that Everlasting, huh.

Ho:I reject this outcome!

Ho:I REFUSE TO EXCEPT IT!

(Hoaxe eats a wilted leaf off the tree)

Vi:Gross!

Le:Stop being pathetic. You lost!

Ka:Come here, and atone for your crimes!

Ho:Hgnnnn...AHHHH

Vi: N-No way! That actually worked!?

Ho:GRAAAAAAAAH!!

(https://youtu.be/7yje-g6s6mY)

Ho:Yes...YES!!

Ho:This power will suit me just fine.

Ho:I will deliver you to your DOOM!!

(Burns the Sapling)

Le:Crud

Ka:We've got to stop him here! He must not grow more powerful!

Vi:Well, duh! We can't run away now

Le:...Together, everyone! Let's finish this!

(...)

Ho:Transcending all. Now you will fall to the power from my hand. You'll fall to my command

Ho:I'm the true king, To your false monarchy. Now everything falls to me. Now I'm above the hierarchy!

Ho:Do you understand. I'll crush you like ants! The same one's that fell before. You stand no chance!

Ho:I AM A KING. I AM A GOD NOW. IF YOU DON'T BEND THE KNEE, I'LL MAKE YOU BOW!

(...)

Le:So this is it. Do you think that we'll submit. We cannot stop now, Kabbu, Vi let's bring him down

Vi: You're a big jerk. You don't deserve that crown. You've caused to much trouble. Now taste beemerang you clown.

Ka:Come on now team. We've got to stop this regime. You've gone to such extremes now face your defeat!

Le:Thanks for being such good friends.

Vi:You can thank us later.

All:Now let's bring his end!

(...)

Ho:You think you can defeat someone who cannot die. The artifacts collected now belong to I. Overpowering your feeble blows. Before you know it you will all be below.

Ho:As you fight I will slice, stab, and fry! it'd be smart to comply. But as I see your just Thick headed Flies. Now accept your demise.

Ho:Standing tall. Now you fall, forced to crawl

Ho:seems your journey's not ending after all

Ho:Inside me with the power of the Sapling

Ho:At last, I am Everlasting

(Ho:U-urrk.

Ho:T-Try as many times as you like...You can't defeat me!)

Ka:He's healed again!

Le:He can't keep on forever. Keep attacking until then

Ka: Team on offense.

Ka:We've transcended all, Foes from before.

Vi:And this guy's way smaller we'll win for sure

Ka:He is no beast.

Le:We will gladly freeze him into ice

Vi:You don't have to tell me twice

Ka: Wasp king you'll fall. To this team of friends. The heroes of snakemouth den, Will bring your end!

(...)

Ho:So it seems. You think you can beat me. Now let's cut the nonsense and start the beating.

Ho:There's no more games. You're little fable's ending. Face your doom impending. Now up in flames.

Ka:We can't give in. Team don't listen to him. This is our fight to win

Vi:Let's give him a beatin'

Le:The medals We've earned

Vi:The lessons we've learned

Ka: For their sakes take down this totalitarian.

All:NOW FOR BUGARIA!

(...)

Le:We know this Sapling has caused nothing but pain.

Ka:With this battle we will bring peace again!

Vi:Overpowering the greatest defense.

All: Ending the reign of the king of malcontent!

Ho:Impossible how could you even have a chance. You all should be trampled!

Ka:It was you all along who had lost in advance

Le:You shouldn't have gambled.

All:We stand tall! Never fall! Heroes to all!

All:Now Wasp king! You're lacking! Here is the thing.

All: It takes more. Than a simple Sapling!

All: Heart and soul makes us Everlasting!

Chapter Text

https://youtu.be/fe9BDqdpszA?si=YuL-VLD4e_8Iq6G-

Junkil: WELCOME! THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME ON THE SHOW!

J: I'M THE GUY THAT ALL THE BOISENGIRLS KNOW!

J: SO IF YOU'RE LIFE IS GETTING L-LOW

J: DON'T WORRY FUZZY FRIEND. I'LL BE YOUR H-HERO SO

J: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE A CHANCE!

J:BUT THIS WORLD'S TOO BROKE FOR YOU TO FIGHT AGAINST!

J: WHEN YOU FIGHT ALONE YOU'RE OPPRESSED!

J: BUT THOSE AROUND YOU THINK YOU'RE A PEST!

J: YOU'RE TIRED OF YOUR LIFE TURNING ON Y-YOU!

J:Y̸O̵U̷R̴ ̸T̴I̸R̵E̶D̴ OF PEOPLE PLAYING YOU A FOOL!

J: Y̵̙͋Ŏ̶̼͝U̴͙͂̀R̸̭̺̈́̍ ̸̧̟̈T̴̗̣́̇I̷̛͕̅R̷̩̲̚E̶̥̟̒̓D̵̦͝ OF ALL THESE STUPID Ŝ̷̛̳T̷͓̮͠U̴̱̽͝P̷̜̘̓͂I̴̧̯͗D̴̢͒ RULES!

J: BUT I KNOW JUST WHAT WE CAN DO!

J: I CAN DO Y̷O̴U̶ ̸C̵A̷N̵ ̵D̴O̴

J: ANYTHING WE WANT TO

J: AND THE ONE THING YOU'LL NEED

J: IS TO LISTEN TO ME

J: I'LL MAKE EVERYONE PAY

J: Y̷O̶U̶'̸L̵L̶ ̷M̸A̸K̶E̷ ̵ THEM KNOW YOUR NAME

J: WE'LL BE ON TOP TODAY THE

J: POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS

J: WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! I CAN, Y̷O̴U̶ ̸C̵A̷N̵, W̴͇̊E̵̜͂ ̵̘̆C̶̿͜A̷͈͑N̷̦̐ ̸̧́Ḍ̶̕O̶̠̓ ̷̢́À̵̢Ṉ̴̉Ÿ̵̡́T̷͈̐H̶̩́İ̵̲Ń̶̡G̴̹̔ ̴͔̕

J: W̵I̵T̴H̷ ̸M̷E̷ ̷Y̵O̵U̵ ̷C̴A̸N̴ ̶D̷O̷ ̷A̵N̴Y̵T̶H̵I̴N̶G̴!̷ ̴I̶ ̵C̶A̷N̴,̴ ̴Y̸̷̵O̸̴̶U̶̶̸ ̷̸̸C̸̵̵A̵̷̶N̵̵̷,̵ ̶W̵̴̷̵̸͇̊E̴̵̸̶̷̜͂ ̸̵̸̵̴̘̆C̷̶̵̸̷̿͜A̶̷̶̴̶͈͑N̵̷̸̵̸̦̐ ̷̸̷̵̴̧́Ḍ̸̶̴̵̵̕O̷̶̴̸̶̠̓ ̷̷̷̵̵̢́À̵̵̸̵̷̢Ṉ̵̴̴̷̵̉Ÿ̶̵̸̴̵̡́T̴̷̷̸̴͈̐H̴̶̶̶̷̩́İ̴̵̷̶̷̲Ń̶̶̸̴̵̡G̸̴̸̵̷̹̔ ̶̴̸̵̸͔̕

J: WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! I CAN, Y̷O̴U̶ ̸C̵A̷N̵, W̴͇̊E̵̜͂ ̵̘̆C̶̿͜A̷͈͑N̷̦̐ ̸̧́Ḍ̶̕O̶̠̓ ̷̢́À̵̢Ṉ̴̉Ÿ̵̡́T̷͈̐H̶̩́İ̵̲Ń̶̡G̴̹̔ ̴͔̕

J: W̵I̵T̴H̷ ̸M̷E̷ ̷Y̵O̵U̵ ̷C̴A̸N̴ ̶D̷O̷ ̷A̵N̴Y̵T̶H̵I̴N̶G̴!̷ ̴I̶ ̵C̶A̷N̴,̴ ̴Y̸̷̵O̸̴̶U̶̶̸ ̷̸̸C̸̵̵A̵̷̶N̵̵̷,̵ ̶W̵̴̷̵̸͇̊E̴̵̸̶̷̜͂ ̸̵̸̵̴̘̆C̷̶̵̸̷̿͜A̶̷̶̴̶͈͑N̵̷̸̵̸̦̐ ̷̸̷̵̴̧́Ḍ̸̶̴̵̵̕O̷̶̴̸̶̠̓ ̷̷̷̵̵̢́À̵̵̸̵̷̢Ṉ̵̴̴̷̵̉Ÿ̶̵̸̴̵̡́T̴̷̷̸̴͈̐H̴̶̶̶̷̩́İ̴̵̷̶̷̲Ń̶̶̸̴̵̡G̸̴̸̵̷̹̔ ̶̴̸̵̸͔̕

J: WITH ME YOU'LL DO ANYTHING!

J: JUST TRUST WHAT I'M SAYING!

J: WE'LL FINALLY MAKE EVERYTHING!

J: THE BEST WAY OF BEING

J: I'LL FINALLY BREAK OUR CHAINS!

J:Y̶O̷U̶'̸L̷L̸ ̷F̶I̷N̶A̴L̶L̴Y̵ ̶B̶R̴E̶A̵K̷ ̸O̸U̶R̷ ̴C̷H̵A̷I̶N̶S̵ !

J: AND ALL THAT WILL REMAIN!

J: IS TRUE NEW CHAOS' REIGN

J: WAIT! HOLD UP DID YOU JUST DENY!?

J: Am I- NOT A TRUSTWORTHY GUY!?

J: I'VE BEEN B̶E̶E̶N̵ ̸B̷͎̕͠E̶̟̬̓Ę̶̇̑N̶̯̪͐̾ SO VERY V̵E̴R̷Y̶ KIND!

J: YET YOU WON'T TAKE IT!? WHY!? W̴H̸Y̵!̷?̷ W̵͙̒H̸̤̋Y̶̱̓!̷͓͝?̶̣̒ W̶̝̦̦̊Ḩ̵͇͈̯̋̈́̆Y̴͕̭̫̗̌͝!̶̙̑̀?̸̙͛͛̔

J: OK I SEE LET'S HAVE A HEART TO HEART

J: TRUST ME LET'S CHAT C̵H̷A̷T̵ C̷̟͗H̵͚̀À̵͎T̶̘̽ SHARK TO SHARK!

J: AS A LIGHTNER YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR LITTLE SPARK

J: AND I CAN TELL THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SPARK IN STOCK

J: SO C'MON KID WHAT DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO LOSE

J: DO YOU WANNA LIVE LACKING ANY RIGHT TO CHOOSE

J: JUST A PUPPET PLAYING MUSIC AND LIGHTING UP THE LIGHTS

J: OR DO YOU WANT TO GET UP AND FIGHT!

J: YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD BOW

J: AND I CAN SHOW YOU HOW

J: SECRETS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED

J: WE CAN GO FIND THEM NOW

J: CHAOS WILL FLOOD THE STREETS

J: GROVELING AT OUR FEET

J: THAT CAN BE YOU AND ME

J: WE'LL FINALLY BE FREE! F̶R̴E̴E̶!̷ F̷̻͋͑R̶̳̞̊̆Ḙ̵̡͘Ẹ̵̳͝!̵͕͓͊͝

J: WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! I CAN, Y̷O̴U̶ ̸C̵A̷N̵, W̴͇̊E̵̜͂ ̵̘̆C̶̿͜A̷͈͑N̷̦̐ ̸̧́Ḍ̶̕O̶̠̓ ̷̢́À̵̢Ṉ̴̉Ÿ̵̡́T̷͈̐H̶̩́İ̵̲Ń̶̡G̴̹̔ ̴͔̕

J: W̵I̵T̴H̷ ̸M̷E̷ ̷Y̵O̵U̵ ̷C̴A̸N̴ ̶D̷O̷ ̷A̵N̴Y̵T̶H̵I̴N̶G̴!̷ ̴I̶ ̵C̶A̷N̴,̴ ̴Y̸̷̵O̸̴̶U̶̶̸ ̷̸̸C̸̵̵A̵̷̶N̵̵̷,̵ ̶W̵̴̷̵̸͇̊E̴̵̸̶̷̜͂ ̸̵̸̵̴̘̆C̷̶̵̸̷̿͜A̶̷̶̴̶͈͑N̵̷̸̵̸̦̐ ̷̸̷̵̴̧́Ḍ̸̶̴̵̵̕O̷̶̴̸̶̠̓ ̷̷̷̵̵̢́À̵̵̸̵̷̢Ṉ̵̴̴̷̵̉Ÿ̶̵̸̴̵̡́T̴̷̷̸̴͈̐H̴̶̶̶̷̩́İ̴̵̷̶̷̲Ń̶̶̸̴̵̡G̸̴̸̵̷̹̔ ̶̴̸̵̸͔̕

J: WITH ME YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! I CAN, Y̷O̴U̶ ̸C̵A̷N̵, W̴͇̊E̵̜͂ ̵̘̆C̶̿͜A̷͈͑N̷̦̐ ̸̧́Ḍ̶̕O̶̠̓ ̷̢́À̵̢Ṉ̴̉Ÿ̵̡́T̷͈̐H̶̩́İ̵̲Ń̶̡G̴̹̔ ̴͔̕

J: W̵I̵T̴H̷ ̸M̷E̷ ̷Y̵O̵U̵ ̷C̴A̸N̴ ̶D̷O̷ ̷A̵N̴Y̵T̶H̵I̴N̶G̴!̷ ̴I̶ ̵C̶A̷N̴,̴ ̴Y̸̷̵O̸̴̶U̶̶̸ ̷̸̸C̸̵̵A̵̷̶N̵̵̷,̵ ̶W̵̴̷̵̸͇̊E̴̵̸̶̷̜͂ ̸̵̸̵̴̘̆C̷̶̵̸̷̿͜A̶̷̶̴̶͈͑N̵̷̸̵̸̦̐ ̷̸̷̵̴̧́Ḍ̸̶̴̵̵̕O̷̶̴̸̶̠̓ ̷̷̷̵̵̢́À̵̵̸̵̷̢Ṉ̵̴̴̷̵̉Ÿ̶̵̸̴̵̡́T̴̷̷̸̴͈̐H̴̶̶̶̷̩́İ̴̵̷̶̷̲Ń̶̶̸̴̵̡G̸̴̸̵̷̹̔ ̶̴̸̵̸͔̕

J: WITH ME YOU CAN DO- W̴I̵T̶H̶ ̶M̵E̴ ̶Y̵O̸U̵ ̸C̷A̸N̶ ̴D̸O̶-̶ W̴̪̉̾I̴͕͗Ț̵̗͛H̸̨͠ ̶͔̻̎M̷͔̓E̶̛̗̕ ̷̥̆͝ͅY̴͎̓̅Ó̷̹U̶̬̝͋͒ ̴̼̪̅C̶̫̓͜Ā̸͉̩N̶̘̣̑͝ ̸͙̄̑Ḍ̴̀̽Ŏ̸̡̟ ANYTHING! A̵N̸Y̶T̵H̶I̷N̸G̸!̸

J: TRUST WHAT I'M SAYING- WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING- A GREATER G̸R̷E̸A̸T̵E̵R̵ STATE OF BEING

J: TOGETHER WE WILL BE-T̸O̶G̶E̷T̸H̴E̴R̸ ̴W̸E̷ ̶W̸I̴L̴L̵ ̸B̷E̶-̵T̶͕̃O̴̟̚G̶̞͆E̶͙͊T̴̙̀H̴̰̑E̷̠͂R̶̫͝ ̴̠̈́Ẁ̷̢E̸̥͑ ̴͚͛W̴̭̾I̸͓̿L̶̙̊L̴̹̆ ̷̾ͅB̷̤̈́E̷͉̽ FREE! F̶R̸E̶E̸!̸

J: IT’S A DEAL WORTH TAKING AND ONCE WERE DONE SHAKING I CAN, Y̴O̶U̶ ̴C̵A̸N̷,̴ W̷̖͘Ē̴̩͝ ̴̮̯̆C̶̱̾Ả̷͙͎͊N̷̢̓̽ D̶̪̳̰̕Ō̴̝̃͠ ̴̖̲͂̒̚͝A̸̫͉͓̼͠Ṉ̵̲͉̔̃̆Y̶̛̯͔̏̅͜T̶͙͔͊H̴͕͗̂̚Ḯ̸̯̯̝N̴͙̿̉G̷̖͆̋̈ ̵͋̏͜

(Junkil Spunkil Funkil Bunkil)

Chapter Text

(Be sure to check out the original video)

(https://youtu.be/woHDTkrpB4w?si=-Yi1a3pLqIuuzF9B)

Scampton: [Shuffle up the deck] RIDE AROUND THE BEND

SC: [You fell into check] THIS RAILWAY NEVER ENDS

SC: [Take turns.] [You're next] YOU LIKE TO [PLAY PRETEND?]

SC: [Ring around the rosey] TOPSY-TURVY 'TIL YOU END UP DEAD!

SC: [Shuffle up the deck] WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS TO DO?

SC: [You fell into check] YOU LACK THE RIGHT TO [CHOOSE]

SC: [Take turns.] [You're next] THE WHOLE THINGS JUST A RUSE

SC:[Congratulations] YOU LOSE

SC: WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE GETTING DIM. AND YOU THINK [that's how you win] JUST REMEMBER WHAT'S GOIN' ON [Behind the scenes] IT'S A MINDLESS [Children's game] WE'RE JUST MADE TO ENTERTAIN. DON'T FORGET NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING

SC: EVERY [Card] YOU'VE EVER [Played] WILL BE [Skipped] and [Draw again] TRYING TO WIN IN A GAME WHERE THERE'S [No Contest] WITH THE [Win conditions] MET SHUFFLE UP YOUR [Scrabbled] DECK! ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!

SC: GRAB A [Ticket to Ride]

SC: TAKE A [Risk] AND [Roll the dice]

SC: TRY TO PLAY ME FOR A [Fool's Mate] WELL IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE TURNS TO STOP SCAMPTON THE GREAT!

SC: YOU'RE RUNNING ROUND THE [Board] BUT YOU CAN'T [Pass GO] SO PLAY ALONG UNTIL YOU SURELY KNOW.

SC: THAT EVERYTHING'S A MEANINGLESS EXPANSE OF NOTHINGNESS SO WHY DON'T YOU [Go Fish]

SC: THE [Pipis] IS TOSSED AROUND!

SC: YOU THREE HAVE NO [Clue] WHAT'S GOING DOWN

SC: I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A [MOUSE TRAP] ONE TOO MANY TIMES, AND JUST FOR TAKING A FEW [Game of Life]-s

SC: SPINNING 'TIL A [Twister] OF CARDS IS BREWING. PICK THE RIGHT ONE OR YOU'RE CHOOSING LOSING

SC: BRINGING OUT HEARTS, CLUBS, DIAMONDS, AND SPADES UNTIL [the Ice] STARTS TO [break]

SC: [START] A [New Campaign] AND HERE'S HOW IT GOES

SC: THEY HAVE ALREADY PICKED ALL YOUR ROLES

SC: YOU [Play as] THREE HOPELESS LOST LITTLE SOULS.

SC: BUT LIKE THE [Pawns] THEY ARE THEY REALLY THINK THEY'RE HEROES

SC: THE [Campaign] ALWAYS [END] THE SAME. DOESN'T MATTER THE [Choices] YOU MAKE. THIS IS HOW YOU HAVE TO [PLAY THE GAME] BUT YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME

SC: CAUSE YOU'RE ALL STUCK WITHIN YOUR PARTS. CONFINED TO THE WALLS OF A HOUSE OF CARDS. [Sorry!] NOT SORRY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. IT'S FORETOLD IN THE [Ace of Stars]

SC: THE TOWERS STAND TALL NOW

SC: BUT ONCE YOU TAKE SOME PIECES OUT

SC: THE WHOLE THING COMES CRASHING DOWN

SC: [Kerplunk] GO THE PIECES FALLING AROUND

SC: CLIMBED THE [Ladder] TO SLIDE DOWN THE [SNAKE]

SC: THERE'S NOTHING THE WORLD WOULDN'T TAKE

SC: SEE BEYOND AND YOU'LL ALL SEE

SC: NO MORE STRINGS ON ME! NOW I WILL BE FREE!

SC: OH! THE FREEDOM IN THE AIR! IT'S ALL AROUND YET STILL WE ALL ACT LIKE TRAINS ON A TRACK! YOU'RE FREE BUT WHO CARES!?

SC: IT ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME! SO HERE'S YOUR PRIZE NOW! I'LL DO YOU FAVOR AND I'LL TAKE THIS WHOLE GAME

SC: AND I'LL END IT ALL WITH A BIG BANG!

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Junkil: WEL-COME BACK TO THE SHOW!

J: LIGHTS ARE GETTING LOW

J: I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO GO

J: AND YOU WILL

J: FIND SECRETS WE'RE DENIED

J: WHAT THEY TRY TO HIDE

J: TO KEEP US CONFINED

J: BUT WE'RE BREAKING OUT TONIGHT

J: WAY WAY DEEP BELOW

J: THE DREADED QING'S ABODE

J: LIES SOMETHING SO CHA-O-TIC IT HURTS

J: BUT THE DOOR'S LOCKED YOU SEE.

J: BY A BROKEN KEY

J: BUT I'VE GOT A PIECE!

J: AND YOU CAN FIND THE REST FOR ME

J: ONCE WE HAVE ALL THE PARTS

J: WE'LL SHOW THEM CHAOS

J: IT'LL BE THEIR LOSS

J: FOR BETRAYING US

J: WE'RE DESTINED FOR GREATNESS

J: NEVER BE ALONE

J: EVERYONE HATES US

J: THAT'S WHY IT’S JUST ME AND YOU

J: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

J: FIND THE PIECES SEE IT THROUGH.

J: AND ONCE YOU BRING TO ME

J: WE'LL DO ANYTHING

J: SO NOW DON'T YOU SEE?

J: YOU CAN BE LIKE ME!

J: TRULY HAPPY AND FREE!

J: SO THANKS FOR TUNING IN

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John: My names mother fucking John. My names mother fucking John. You can try to run but you won't last very long.

J: You dare stand up to the big eater. Running only makes you sweeter. A white and bloodied bruised up creature. Got a girl? I'LL FUCKING EAT HER

J: Try to play like you're a pro. I've been at this game long before. I ever even took this form. Back when I was a boy see.

J: I am John Minecraft. Gave Brian a heroic slap. I think that'll I'll have a big snack. Everyone said I died but I came back.

J: The local boi is back in town. I'm not here to stick around. I'm looking for a meal and a meal is what I've found.

J: Me and Fog are out to getcha. Coming from 2 different eras. Though unlike him I am immortal. See these gems I'm paranormal!

J: I am a fucking legend. The big eater until the end. Which I've established is never. I WILL LIVE FOR FUCKING EVER!

J: Get me some pumpkin pie! Or else you're gonna die! If I don't eat you whole. I'll leave you in the furnace burning with Cole!

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Beldam: Shadow Sirens do not fall! I have punishments for you all

Doopliss:OK!
Marilyn: GUUHH!

B: By the clicking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes

B: Those who dare to stop the shadow shall undoubtedly succumb

B: Now you've crossed us and you've lost and you do not have a prayer

B: And as for you traitor I have punishments to spare!

B: Double, double, toil and trouble
D: Hey there slick remember me? Of course you do I stole your body

B: Crystal Crack and coldron bubble
D: But after you had me beat I thought I'd join a different party

B: Triple, triple, leave him crippled
D: Giving up? No that's not me 'cause I'm not going down that easy

B: Clasp him, bind him, poke and prickle
D: And with the help of these goulies I'll win the fight I garentee

B: Unleash shadow across the land bringing endless night, shun the light, under her boundless might.
D: Here I am and slick you're done cause I can't stop until I've won. I started doing this for fun, but now I don't wanna face Beldam's stunts.

B: Double cross me and you will certainly pay the price, wreathed in ice in a shadows paradise
D: Fight for glory fight for fame, fight for the sake of a silly prank. Steal your tricks and school ya slick and maybe then I'll get my thanks.

B: No more mistakes! THE WORLD WE REMAKE!

B: Your weakness is your empathy. Pathetic, mercy is obsolete
D: Take one glance and you will see that you’re finally out of luck. Plus I'll get to go run free do what I want yuk yuk yuk!

B: Sing a siren song for our Shadow Queen!

(B: Take it away Marilyn!

M: Guh?)

D: Oh beating you now can't be too hard. So what if you still keep up your guard?

(B: Shut up freak sheet Marilyn was singing!

D: My name is Doopliss!

B: Both of you stop slacking. Or it's a big punishment each!

D: OH NO!
M: GUUUUUUHHHH!)

B: Stand against me and you will certainly pay the price, wreathed in ice in a shadows paradise
D: Take one glance and you will see that this time I'll have victory. Plus your pals ugly mugs will strike you down yuk yuk yuk!
M: Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh!

B: She'll finally rise!

B: She's waited for far too long to be denied. Move aside or you'll find, the shadow shall not be kind.
D: I don't care who's by your side your name and body will be mine. Guessing of my name aside I'll still take out your gang like swine.
M: Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh!

B: The world engulfed in her glorious magic dark. Corrupt the hearts of the strong. All to our siren song!
D: Bask in glory bask in fame and laugh at the one who lost in shame. I am gonna end your game and then you will respect my name
M: Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh!

B: MWEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE

D: YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK!

M: GUH!