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The Adventures of Dynamy: A Not So Accidental Quirk Accident

Summary:

Katsuki accidentally got hit by a quirk.

Now everything's changed.

Or: Katsuki transforms into Dynamy - that lil smol grenade pokemon. Shenanigans ensue.

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Work Text:

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Fuck you. Fuck you, bastard! Fu - fu - fu.

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Crepe!

Bastard.

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Bastard.

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Fucking bastards.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Fucking bastard!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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Bastards...

Fuck.

Fu. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Fu fu fu.

1. Fucking bastard.

2. Fucking BASTARDS.

3. Fuck you, fucking bastard. You.

4. Bastard bastard...

5. Fuuuuuuuuuu.

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Ba... bastard...

Fu...

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Fuck.

Fu.

Fu.

...Bastard.

Notes:

Heavily inspired by I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth if you somehow aren't aware of this masterpiece vbsdhfjbkfjhg

I needed a break to attack my writers block. Next chapter of Death Wish will be out soon! I've written and rewritten it so many times I'm fucking crying. It has to be perfect and it won't come out the way I want it to, damn it!

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