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New group chat made: Project Floating frogs: Jirou, Momo, Aoyama, Shouji, Izuku!, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Tenya Iida, Denks, Kiri!, Shinsou, Spiderman, and Todoroki.

3:30 pm

Jirou: smiles

Izuku!: JIROU. WHAT IS THIS.

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FINALLY WE ARE GETTING TSU A GF. BRO IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH SHE NEEDS SOMEONE THERE TO FUCKING STOP HER

Izuku!:  are u… scared of tsu?

KING EXPLOSION MURDER:  NO

Izuku!: okay… sure…

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Izuku!: Kacchan.

KING EXPLOSION MURDER : sorry

Jirou: i love seeing izuku put bakugo in his place LOVE U MAN

Izuku!:  <3333

Aoyama: okay can someone just explain the groupchat

Jirou: SO BASICALLY we have all seen the pining ochako has been dealing with and how dense tsu is. SHE LITERALLY BRO anyway so we r getting them together!

Aoyama: DIDNT WE JUST DO THIS’

Jirou: yes, with bakugo and izuku. AND IT WORKED. So we r doing a part 2.

Aoyama: how hard are they pining tho?

Jirou: go to main chat to see for a sec.

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

3:35 pm

Jirou: hi guys

Floaty: HIII

Tsu: hii

Floaty: HI TSU!

Tsu: hi there floaty

Floaty: AHHAHAHAHAHHA ur so funny

Tsu: thank u 

Floaty:  UR WELCOME;1.1/1 :_)))  <3

Jirou: case closed, bye

Floaty: what case

Jirou: OHHH NOTHINGGG :)))))

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Project Floating frogs: Jirou, Momo, Aoyama, Shouji, Izuku!, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Tenya Iida, Denks, Kiri!, Shinsou, Spiderman, and Todoroki.

3:40 pm

Jirou: You see now?

Aoyama: yes. we need to help them

Jirou: YAYYYY PART 2 and this time Izuku and Bakugo can be in on it!!!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I still fucking hate you guys for that

Izuku!: WHAT BUT IT GOT US TO DATE KACCHAN????????? WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT. I SEE HOW U TRULY R NOW’

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: No Deku that isn’t what I meant. Don’t worry, I like dating you. 

Izuku!: awwww

Jirou: ok stop being gay for one minute so we can make a plan WHERE IS SHINSOU WHEN YOU NEED HIM

Shinsou is online

Jirou: woah wtf am i magic

Shinsou: I saw my name in notifications u idiot.

Jirou: oh :/

Momo: Don’t worry Jirou I bet you’re still magic.

Jirou: thank u momo SEE MORE PPL NEED TO BE GOOD FRIENDS LIKE MOMO

Shinsou: damn

Kiri!: ..yeah!

Izuku!: anyway

Jirou: so any plans so far?

Shinsou: It won't work the same as it did with Bakugo and Izuku. Neither Tsu nor Ochako would get so mad they would get more sad. So we need a whole different plan. 

Pinky: Yeah but what?

Shinsou: I don't know yet. Let's keep watch of the main group chat to see if we can get any hints of how to get them to realize.

Denks: i love u]

Shinsou: love u too babe

Jirou: hate u both

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

8 pm

Jirou:  IM BORED

Momo: You wanna hang out? I’m with Mina and Hagakure right now.

Jirou: omw rn

Izuku!: Anyone know where Kacchan is?

Kiri!: He’s downstairs making Katsudon

Izuku! is offline

Denks: thats all bro needed to hear

Spiderman: HE DID NOT CARE FOR THE REST

Aoyama: gay asses 

Tenya Iida: Hello everyone.

Aoyama: u single

Tenya Iida: dealing w that later

Aoyama:  love u

Floaty: hi everyone

Tsu: hi ochako!!

Floaty: HEY

Jirou is online

Jirou: hey there love birds

Floaty: LOVE BIRDS?? LOL who r u talking to

Tsu: wait who are you talking to

Jirou: Izuku and Bakugo ofc… who else :)

Floaty: OH

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Hello I'm with Deku

Tsu: tell Izuku I said hi! And I hate you bakugo

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK DID I DO

Tsu: exist!!!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Die

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I AM SORRY ABOUT KACCHAN HE DIDNT MEAN THAT

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Yes I did

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I didn’t sorry.

Pinky: again we love powerful izuku

Spiderman: do we love him or fear him..

Aoyama: both

Floaty: YEAHHHHHHAHAHA

Pinky: yall gay as hell

Invisible girl: YOU’RE BISEXUAL

Pinky: ok stop.

Invisible girl: this girl…

Jirou: gay asses

Pinky: ok…

Floaty: jirou

Jirou: what

Floaty: nevermind dw 

Jirou: kk

Aoyama: 🏳️🌈  🏳️🌈

Jirou: ?

Aoyama: nothing bae!

Jirou: kk

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

6 am

Izuku!: WHO STOLE IT.

Pinky: stole what

Izuku!:  DONT ACT FUCKING INNOCENT I KNOW YOU TOOK IT

Aoyama: TOOK WHAT”????

Izuku!: MY FUCKING ALL MIGHT HOODIE

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Oh I wore it because I thought it was cute, and it smelled like you. Is that okay?

Izuku!: Yes obviously!!! Lol why would i ever be mad

Aoyama: ur so gay

Izuku!: DO U RLLY WANNA BE PUT IN UR PLACE BY IIDA AGAIN?

Aoyama: I was js playing

Pinky: GAYYYY

Invisible girl: MINA.

Pinky: HOMOSEXUAL

Invisible girl: UR BI

Pinky: did u need to say that tho…

Invisible girl: YES.

Pinky: :(((

Floaty: HI GUYS

Tsu: HIII FLOATYYY

Floaty: hEyHII HIHEY

Tsu: I’m so tired

Izuku!: Can’t relate, Kacchan made me coffee, and made sure I went to bed early.

Tsu: I loved yall for a sec, but now i fucking hate u guys when will i have this

Jirou is online

Jirou: pretty soon i bet…

Tsu: what r u talking abt

Jirou: nothing just thinking about frogs floating :)

Tsu: ???

Aoyama: Jirou don’t do it

Jirou: smirks 

Shouji: and she did it.

Pinky: JIROU NO

Jirou: mischeviously plans while smirking

Izuku!: STOP WITH THE ROLEPLAYING

Denks: stops jirou roleplaying 

Spiderman: denki i will kill u 

Denks: runs away while crying

Shinsou: Denki

Denks: STOPPING!!!

Pinky: all we needed was for the all knowing shinsou to come.

Jirou: we need u.

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Project Floating frogs: Jirou, Momo, Aoyama, Shouji, Izuku!, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Tenya Iida, Denks, Kiri!, Shinsou, Spiderman, and Todoroki.

6:30 am

Jirou added Pinky

Jirou: @Shinsou

Shinsou: Ok so I have an idea.

Aoyama: THANK GOD

Jirou: WHAT IS IT

Shinsou: So basically we gotta get tsu to realize BECAYSE OCHAKO KNOWS SHE IS JUST A PUSSY tsu on the other hand is dense as hell. 

Denks: ur so smart babe

Shinsou: Aw thank u babe

Pinky: GAYYYYYY

Jirou: MINA UR???

Pinky: shut up

Izuku: Damn

Jirou: ANYWAY PLAN INTO ACTION AFTER SCHOOL SINCE MR AIZAWA WOULD KILL US IF HE FOUND OUT WE WERE BEING MISCHEVIOUS

Denks: present mic would giggle

Izuku!: probably

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

3 pm

Jirou: hi everyone :)

Tsu: jirou why r u so creepy rn what did u do

Jirou: nothing LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

Shinsou: oh my God

Izuku!: JIROU THIS IS UR???

Jirou: :)

Tsu: why r we playing truth or dare

Jirou: JUST FOR FUNSIES

Floaty is online

Floaty: whats going on

Tsu: we r playing truth or dare for whatever reason

Jirou:  giggles 

Aoyama: STOP IT

Pinky: aoyama speaks the truth.

Jirou: cries from bullies

Denks: comforts from bullies

Shinsou: Denki

Denks: stops

Jirou: OKAY! Tsu first. TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Tsu: ??? why me first

Jirou: because I make the rules

Tsu: dare

Jirou: oh um I dare u to slap ur wall

Tsu: ok???

Izuku!: jirou..

Tsu: done?? now i ask right

Jirou: yeah i guess :(

Tsu: ok jirou truth or dare

Jirou: truth i guess

Tsu: ok why r u the gayest person ive ever met who instead of focusing on her dating life tries to get others together? 

Pinky: DAMN

Spiderman: TSU KILLED HER

Denks: DEMOLISHED

Jirou: wdym my love life??? 

Izuku!: this girl…

Tsu: oh, nothing!!! live ur life jirou!!!

Jirou: kk??? anyway we r stopping this game bc it is stupid and isnt fun

Denks: just gave up

Aoyama: HOMOSEXUALS

Jirou: AOYAMA FINALLY I LOVE U we need to talk.

Aoyama: ??? ok jirou

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Private messages: Aoyama, Jirou

3:10 pm

Aoyama: whats this about

Jirou: NEED UR HELP W TSU

Aoyama: ok what do u need help w cuz i am kinda bored

Jirou: ok so u know how usually its tsu putting people in their place

Aoyama: yes

Jirou: well i need u and izuku to put tsu in her place bc u call out gay ppl and izuku is scary

Aoyama: TSU IS SCARY THO

Jirou: Aoyama dela with it,

Aoyama: deal*

Jirou: ur not fucking funny

Aoyama: i think im hilarious.

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New group chat made; put them in their place!: Izuku!, Aoyama, Jirou

3:15 pm

Izuku!: What is this?

Aoyama: ill summarize it since Jirou is ugly

Jirou: WHAT

Aoyama: so basically we r going to be putting Tsu in her place or something to make her realize she likes ochako

Izuku!: Shes scary tho

Jirou: WILL U BOTH GET OVER IT??? WE GET IT SHES TERRIFYING BUT PLSSS ITS FOR ROMANCE u guys get it

Izuku!: Kacchan is such a romantic

Izuku!: NO IM THE FUCK NOT DONT LISTEN TO HIM

Izuku!: Hes just shy dont worry

Izuku!: DIE

Aoyama: seeing izuku and bakugo argue like that is so silly

Jirou: smirks and giggles

Aoyama: OH MY GOD JIROU.

Jirou: u guys in or not

Izuku!: In!

Aoyama: Im in

Jirou: YAYYYYY

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

4 pm

Aoyama: @Tsu

Tsu is online

Tsu: whats up

Aoyama: nothing just wondering what ur up to!

Tsu: just hanging out w ochako

Aoyama: OH????

Tsu: what

Aoyama: :)

Tsu: ???

Aoyama: KISS MARRY KILL

Tsu: what ok ur going first ready

Aoyama: oh ok

Izuku!: Idiot

Aoyama: IZUKU

Izuku!: Ive been hanging out with Kacchan too much :(

Tsu: kiss marry kill @Tenya Iida 

Aoyama: but thats only one person

Tsu: yeah so fucking get some balls and kiss him bitch

Pinky, Floaty, Jirou, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Denks, Shinsou, Spiderman, Shouji, Invisible girl, Tenya Iida, and The Emo are online

Pinky: WOW

The Emo: Damn

Denks: oops

Tenya Iida: Yeah, Aoyama. Get some balls and kiss me.

Shouji: WHAT

Jirou: OH MY GOD

Izuku!: HELP ME WTF

Spiderman: HELLO

Aoyama is offline

Invisible girl: JIROU OR SHOUJI PLS LMK

Jirou: i currently hear aoyama running

Izuku!: So ur lil plan didn’t work

Tsu: what plan.

Izuku!: oh my God

Jirou: NO PLAN THERE IS ZERO PLAN

Tsu: I just want to let you both know that if you have any plan against me I have things against the both of you. Sure, Izuku is less since he already confessed, but don’t you worry Jirou. 

Jirou: i dont know what u have against me but im scared??

Floaty: this girl is so dense pls

Jirou: ME?

Tsu: yes u who else

Jirou: YOU

Tsu: I dont know what you mean.

Jirou: GOD

Momo is online

Momo: Are we still on for movie night?

Jirou: yes omw rn 

Momo: Kk

Jirou is offline

Momo is offline

Tsu: this girl…

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

7 pm

Jirou: hi guys

Aoyama: why r u always bored

Jirou: im not bored but momo is studying and i dont like studying so im bored

Aoyama: u do realize u just said ur not bored then u r bored?

Jirou: shut up

Aoyama: ok no

Tenya Iida: Hello everyone.

Aoyama: shuts up

Tenya Iida: Did you just roleplay love”

Aoyama: JIROU GOT TO ME IM SRY

Tenya Iida: No need to apologize. 

Aoyama: ur amazing

Tenya Iida: You’re amazing.

Jirou: OH SHUT UP I HATE U TWO 

Aoyama: only saying that cause ur sad and single

Tenya Iida: Aoyama, don’t be mean. Jirou, I am sorry we caused you sadness. 

Jirou: well now I feel bad im sorry iida :( ily fr

Tenya Iida: Ily too Jirou.

Jirou: ur such a lil sweetie pie

Floaty is online

Floaty: HI GUYS

Tsu is online

Tsu: hi floaty!!!

Floaty: hi tsu :)

Aoyama: gay

Floaty: what

Aoyama: gay!

Floaty: yeah i am???

Tsu:  U R????

Floaty: yeah??

Tsu: I WAS NOT AWARE SGRTRYY SORRY

Floaty: ???

Tsu: SORRYDB  I HSVR TO GO JIROU WANTS ME TO COME HANGOUT W HER AND MOMO

Jirou: yup!!!

Floaty: oh ok

Project Floating frogs: Jirou, Momo, Aoyama, Shouji, Izuku!, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Tenya Iida, Denks, Kiri!, Shinsou, Spiderman, and Todoroki.

7:30 pm

Jirou added Tsu

Jirou: she made me add her

Tsu: OCHAKO IS GAY????

Izuku!: You truly are dense…

Tsu: OH MY GOD

Jirou: ONE STEP FURTHER ON PROJECT FLOATING FROGS

Izuku!: Still can’t believe that’s the name..

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

6am

Jirou: hi everyone :)

Aoyama: what devious plan do you have today

Jirou: too many, gotta narrow it down.

Izuku!:  Ofc you do.

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: You guys want to know what Deku did in middle school?

Izuku!: KACCHAN THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW

Jirou: yes we do

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: He doxxed people who said any hero was better than all might on his fan account.

Kiri!: I got doxxed by one of those fanpages!

Izuku!: ….

Kiri!: IT WAS YOU????

Izuku!: IM SORRY

Kiri!: All I said was Crimson riot soloed all might

Izuku!: Say that again and see what happens

Kiri!: :((((

Floaty: im sad its so cold out and all my hoodies are in the wash :(

Tsu: ill stop by with one of mine for you

Floaty: REALLY

Tsu: of course, ill even bring the one you love with the strawberries on it

Floaty: YOU DONT WHAVE TO DO THSY IYS NOT THT BAD

Tsu: coming rn dont worry floaty

Floaty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Floaty is offline

Tsu is offline

Jirou: GAY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Momo: Aren’t you wearing my jacket right now? What’s wrong with that I’m sorry I didn’t mean anything bad

Jirou: no its fine when we do it

Momo: Oh okay!!!

Izuku!: Holy fucking shit yall need to learn

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I’m in love with this man.

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Project Floating frogs: Jirou, Momo, Aoyama, Shouji, Izuku!, KING EXPLOSION MURDER, Tenya Iida, Denks, Kiri!, Shinsou, Spiderman, Tsu, and Todoroki.

3:00pm

Tsu: what do i do. WHAT DO I DO NOW THAT I KNOW SHES GAY. THE BEST I DID WAS GIVE HER MY HOODIE.

Izuku!: And that already made her freak out…

Tsu: BUT THAT CANT BE ALL it cantttttttttt

Momo: Let’s try Jirou’s truth or dare idea again, but this time not mess it up.

Tsu: oh thats what yall were tryna do….sorrry my bad ig

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: YEAH UR FUCKING BAD YOU IDIOT

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Sorry

Tenya Iida: Thank you Izuku!!!

Izuku!: He’s trying his best <3

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Class 1-A group chat!: All members of class 1-A

3:15pm

Jirou: LETS ALL PLAY TRUTH OR DARE.

Floaty: didnt u fuck it up last time

Jirou: shhhhhhhhhh so mean…

Momo: She didn’t mess anything up, it just didnt go how she planned.

Jirou: thank you momo. SEE BE A GOOD FRIEND LIKE MOMO

Momo: Yeah a good friend

Aoyama: oh goodness does anyone else see this

Izuku!: Jirou…

Jirou: what

Momo: Nothing lets play

Jirou: kk!!!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: DENSE AS FUCKING HELL

Jirou: ??? okay mr rude ur going first

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I am not going first.

Izuku!: He’s going first

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Damn right I am

Tsu: walk him like a dog

Izuku!: You know it

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: WHAT THE FUCK???? JUST ASK THE QUESTION

Jirou: truth or dare

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: TRUTH I AINT NO PUSSY BITCH

Izuku!: Kacchan I’m coming to your room you need some calm

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Whatever you say baby

Pinky: oh this is NOT right

Jirou: is it true you jumped out a window to avoid Izuku when yall werent talking

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: For safety reasons, (deku is with me and looking at chat), no.

Jirou: LIAR. okay next is OCHAKO!

Floaty: what??? why

Tsu: dont be alarmed

Floaty: KK!

Jirou: truth or dare.

Floaty: ummmm truth i guess

Jirou: WHO DO YOU LIKE

Aoyama: damn

Shinsou: Straight to the point

Denks: no going around it

Floaty: HAHAHAH WHAT NO ONE

Jirou: u forget, u have to answer truthfully. Smiles and stares at phone intensely

Pinky: put down the phone hun.

Floaty: TRUTH OR DARE JIROU.

Jirou: what but u didnt even answer

Floaty: IS IT TRUE YOU ARE A GAY ASS BITCH WHO CANT TELL WHEN SOMEONE LIKES YOU???

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: Never have I ever been prouder

Tsu: ochako

Jirou: what are u even talking about???

Floaty: YOU SPEND YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TOGETHER. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHY? MAYBE ITS CAUSE U WANT TO TAKE UR THOUGHT AWAY FROM THE PERSON YOU TRULY LIKE WHO FUCKING LIKES YOU

Jirou: COMING FROM YOU? THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Momo: Can you guys drop this

Floaty: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMING FROM ME??? TAKE ONE GLANCE OF U AND ONE OF UR ‘FRIENDS’.

Momo: DROP IT PLEASE.

Aoyama: shit

Tenya Iida: Obviously you two are making momo feel uncomfortable. Please drop it this once.

Floaty: sorry hun i didnt mean to get you in the crossfire

Jirou: momo im sorry i didnt know that would make u uncomfortable what was it???

Momo is offline

Jirou: shit