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Published:
2023-04-17
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2023-04-18
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2/?
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object show oneshots holy shit (closed 4 now)

Summary:

i forgot i have an ao3 account lol so ya heres a oneshot book ig :|

Chapter 1

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hi oneshot book so here r teh rulez

- Jokes are allowed
- I can deny any show or ship or plot
- Speaking of which pls give me the show and if u want a certain plot put that in ur rq
- I wont do like tpot and bfb and ii just like not those rlly rlly popular shows cuz i kinda wanna focus on shows that dnt get much fan content :P
- Not accepting animated diversity as chandra doesnt consider it an object show
- No inc3st, pr0sh1t, you know by now
- no lime or lemon
- note i suck at writing, making up my own plots, and i forget i have this acc. be patient w me
- dont be afraid to ask me to change something abt a oneshot idc to!! :D
-ive seen a bunch of object shows but pls ask me if ive seen a certain one because i have missed out on a lot
- u can make rqs based off songs if u want… ok listen i LOVE blood on the dance floor but like… i’ll only accept lovestruck….. 🤯🤯🤯

- if ur a creator of one of the shows tagged then u can ask for it to be taken down idgaf… or u can make a request wink wink /silly
- platonic ships are allowed

gimme requests

Chapter 2: Whoopee Cushion x Glowstick (did i spell that right 😭)

Summary:

im stupid anyways look gay peopol im thinking of rock n posion mushroom from item invasion rn send help

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Glowstick laid on his stomach uncomfortably, weeping with every second he thought of Pitchfork. The thought of her stabbed him with tears. “You gotta get over her, or you’ll never mature! It’ll just be bad for you, man.” Whoopee Cushion informed. “I know, I know, but easier said than done!” Glowstick exclaimed in response. He sat up next to Whoopee Cushion, giving him an unamused face, then speaking up. “I’m no therapist, really, but you gotta think positive. When your mind brings you back there, there ARE things you can do to stop it. You just have to think of things you like to do that DON’T have to do with Pitchfork.”
“Ok mister ‘get over it’, what can I do?”
“What do you like to do?”
“I like… Um…” (A/N: kissing men?)
They stared at each other for a minute before Whoopee Cushion reached over to Glowstick, resting a hand on his shoulder. “There’s something we can do, trust me. There has to be something. I just know it…” They looked at each other for a few more seconds before Glowstick pulled Whoopee Cushion in for a hug and breaking down again. Whoopee let it happen, partly because it was all so fast. A few pats on the back and weeps and cries, it was all over. The hug split, and the two’s eyes met again. A paw wiped away Glowstick’s tears, and Whoopee Cushion reassured Glowstick, “It’ll be ok.” He kissed him on the forehead, getting a light blush from him. Whoopee got up and walked away while saying, “We can talk more tomorrow.” And that was the moment Glowstick realized, maybe he never really liked Pitchfork. Maybe he’s a man kisser.

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ooooooh ur a boy kisser u like kidsing boyz dont y- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!