Chapter 1: i
Chapter Text
< EU
Li Ling: is it possible tochnge nicknames in the gc?
Raven: Please refrain from changing group chat nicknames.
Li Ling: thats mean
Mona: If you have admin then yeah
Li Ling: :0
Raven: You do not and will not have admin powers.
Li Ling: >:(
Donar: whose name do you wish to change
Raven: Donar.
Li Ling: wsit ill dm ypu
Mona: I am suddenly feeling intense fear
Donar has changed (5) nicknames.
monke: hey does anyone want to go to this pudding shop I found??
monke: wh
Crow: This is a club-related group chat, Tang Xuan.
ArteMiss: Yeah just give me a sec
ArteMiss: Li Nehza Ling istg
Li Ling: but its fujny!!
Li Ling: and i think im ablue to come
monke: alr, im about to place the orders. usual?
monke: im getting one for you too raven
Crow: I appreciate the offer. Thank you, and yes.
Li Ling: wait im neahly theere
ArteMiss: Yes, thanks Tang Xuan
monke: placed the orders. see yall
< snek hehe
wolf: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY SHAMPOO TO PINK HAIR DYE??
Flour: dunno
Red: sorry, no idea
Axolotl: dont know
Sander: We did not need to know that.
wolf: SORRY SIR
< EU
Brynn: why are we the european union?
Arcana: whats a European
Arcana: wtf why is autocorrect trying to capitalize European
Arcana: die
ArteMiss: Did you never take a history lesson?
ArteMiss: Or a geography lesson?
Arcana: never paid attention
Brynn: its a literal continent??
Arcana: sorry i dont remember learning about the continent European
Arcana: istg
Brynn: i meant europe
Arcana: i dont remembr a europe either
ArteMiss: I am giving you a history and geography lesson the next time I see you
Arcana: wait no
< pray for the medics
Poppins: I swear to the Dark Star Lord if I have to heal Freddy Fenrir Willis one more time I will stab someone with an umbrella /hj
White Rabbit: What happened this time?
Poppins: He decided to fight Brynn
Poppins: He lost
Catgirl: so that’s why she was all bloody??
Poppins: Ig yeah
Poppins: I wasn’t there for the fight
Poppins: He just showed up randmly at my house
Poppins: Thank goodness my parents are absent
NO SMOKING (BOSS): I can hide bodies quite well.
spring will cum: Daily reminder to step outside and smell the flowers!
spring will cum: Who the ever loving fuck changed the names.
NO SMOKING (BOSS) has changed (1) nickname.
Plant Fellow: Thank you!
Nicole: holy shit i think i had a goddamned heart attack
Nicole: who the fuck taught you to swear, Chang Pu?
Poppins: I wonder. /sar
Nicole: ill kill you. /lh
Poppins: You can try
Bandage Waster: she’s god, can confirm.
dance dance: It’s 6 AM on a Sunday go to sleep please
Poppins: Blame Freddy
dance dance: I was going to do that anyways
dance dance: Now go to sleep
Nicole: hows leora
dance dance: Nicole.
Nicole: nvm my bed looks comfy
< snek hehe
wolf: WHY IS THAT ROCKSTAR CHICK STRONG
wolf: I HAD A KNIFE ON ME AND SHE WON
Uday: Maybe have a little more brian?
wolf: WHO IS BRIAN
Pew Pew: she meant brain, dumbass
Uday: Retake grade 9 English
Pew Pew: i will kill you, and no one will find your body
Lynn: ok, everyone chill
Lynn: uday, there are some new astronomy books in the library. read those for a bit. leon, the sparring room is empty. do target practice for a bit
Uday: Tthanks. Sorry
Lynn: np
Bull Dad!!: I have made breakfast. @Night Snake and @Whoopsie Snake , you are welcome to join us.
Lynn: well nvm then
Whoopsie Snake: Although I appreciate the offer, I cannot. Maybe another time.
Night Snake: were coming dont listen tob her
Night Snake: thank ypu
red: nobody touch the apple juice, there are mild traces of poisin
Jeanne: noted!
Chapter 2: ii
Summary:
no major tws i am aware of
however, there is
- mentions of experiments
- mentioned destruction of school property
- and things that can be interpreted as kidnapping (it isn’t kidnapping)enjoy
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
< Official Dislyte Academy High Course!
Mona Holzer: Does anyone use this?
Quest Daniels: no
Mona Holzer: Sorry who are you?
Quest Daniels: im q
Quest Daniels: the one that accidentally set two guns and a sword on fire
Mona Holzer: Oh
Mona Holzer: Cool
Intisar Akil: wait i have an idea
Tevor Walsh: No
< New Chat
Intisar Akil: ok
Intisar Akil has changed the chat name.
Intisar Akil: new gc for school, notechers here
Intisar Akil: and i ran a program so theres less system messages
codesnake: example of that
Tevor Walsh: Stop hacking SwiftSpace
codesnake: no <3 /p
codesnake: its better than the current ipdate anygwats
Leora Fu: Why was this created, and may I leave?
codesnake: for fun
codesnake: and you can if you want to ig
Elaine Fu: cashing in my favor now, tpu cnt leave the gc
Leora Fu: Very well.
< EU
yankees > mets: Has anyone seen brynn?
yankees > mets: Were partners in a project and she’s been out for 3 days now
Heng Yue: No, sorry.
Heng Yue: Now that you’ve mentioned it, Q and Bennie have been out for the same time.
Ife our beloved: ssame with drew
yankees > mets: Who?
Heng Yue: Drew Moore, one of the janitors, graduated from here, affiliated with the Esper Union
yankees > mets: Thnks
Heng Yue: @everyone Please contact this chat if Brynn, Q, or Drew are found.
< snek hehe
Nicole: where the fuck is anesidora
Uday: I think she went with Freddy and Leon to experiment on stuff
Nicole: do you know where they went
Uday: Maybe the woods off of Hazlitt Road?
Nicole: alr thanks
axolotl: pudding
< fight fight fight
Bardon Rowe: @role: fighters Anyone up for a mock battle?
Lu Yi: My friend, it is 2 AM
Lu Yi: Please go to bed
Bardon Rowe: Sorry!
< gaymers + lewis
Sun Wukong: how does everyone feel abot minecraft this weekend?
Nehza: im diwn!
Artemis: No problems here
Ares: I guess we’ll all have to have some sort of contest then!!
Ares: I still need to beat Ling in pvp
Nehza: bring itt!
Notes:
how do you all feel about the last names i came up for most of them?
Chapter 3: iii
Summary:
Tw for guns and wounds inflicted by guns (bullet wounds)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
< EU
Crow: There are two new students- Kokuzan Yuuhime and Kokuzan Yamato. Tang Xuan is assigned to Yuuhime, and Ahmed to Yamato. @monke @Ahmed
monke: alriht, we know each other somewhat so my report might be quicker
Ye Suhua: Bennie was back
monke: was ?
Ye Suhua: She ran in, got something, then ran out
Ye Suhua: It might have been a first aid kit?
Crow: What room are you in?
Ye Suhua: Ms. Feng’s office
Ye Suhua: Leora is here as well
Crow: I’m coming over right away.
< snek hehe
Sander: There are two new transfer students, Yuuhime and Yamato Kokuzan. Yamato is in the medic division- Anesidora will be observing their skill and possible recruitment. Yuuhime is in the fighter division, Tang Yun will have the same role.
axolotl: yuuhime and i have some history
axolotl: not good history
Sander: Very well. Bonnie will replace Tang Yun.
Uday: @Sander Anesidora, Freddy and Leon have not returned yet
Sander: Nicole will replace Anesidora.
Nicole: @Uday fuck you
Uday: Sorry! No thanks
axolotl: gl nicole
< larkspur ftw
Receptionist: Tevor, what’s your take on the new kids?
Detective: Neither are going to join EU/SD mess
Detective: They’ll probably join war games right near the start, and join the side with highest chance of winning
Hacker: yuuhime looks strong
Detective: She’s quite skilled with a gun
Detective: Maybe enough so to rival the likes of Leon
Receptionist: You could try to recruit them if you’re interested.
Hacker: mmaybe
Hacker: when are war games this year?
Detective: They start the second Tuesday of February
Receptionist: This year will be very interesting!
< pray for the medics
Plant Fellow: Ggiys need med stud/teach
Plant Fellow: Benee hwre w q
Plant Fellow: Q bulleny woiknd hazlitt road
Plant Fellow: Please
Plant Fellow: @everyone
Plant Fellow: @everyone
Plant Fellow: @everyone
Kara: r u hving a stroke
Poppins: I’m with Jin Yuyao right now we’re close by
Poppins: I’m running ober shees gone to alert ms feng
Plant Fellow: Thank
Ye Suhua: Please tell us when the situation is resolved!
< snek hehe
wolf: PINK HAIR ACTUALLY LOOKS REALLY COOL
flour: wait i though tht u were in hazlitt woods
wolf: YEAH BUT WE’RE TAKING A REST STOP
wolf: WE GOT STARTLED BY SOME UNION KIDS AND GOT YELLED AT BY THAT JACKAL JANITOR
Uday: Did anyone happen to shoot a gun?
wolf: YEAH, LEON
wolf: WHY?
Uday: Q has a bullet wound
wolf: OH
wolf: OH GOD
wolf: COMING OVER RIGHT NOW
Uday: No we patched him up, we’re going to carry him to the academy
wolf: I THINK THE MIRAMON HAVE A BASE CAMP IN HAZLITT, LEON AND I WILL TAG ALONG FOR PROTECTION
flour: wjat abt andesidora?
wolf: DRAGGING HER WITH US
Lynn: stay safe, all of you
Notes:
Oh no. Leon with a gun. What will he do.
Chapter 4: iv
Summary:
No major tws I am aware of. Just talk of injury and possible death.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
< kool skool gc
Raven Hughes: @role: Shadow Decree Pillager We need to have a talk.
Mateo Schmitt: this is about leon?
Raven Hughes: Yes.
Mateo Schmitt: i can assure you, from what i can tell the kid is brokn up about it. he’s more distant than usual, if you can believe it.
Mateo Schmitt: his morale is down.
Raven Hughes: I know.
Raven Hughes: But he could have killed Q. He needs some sort of punishment.
Mateo Schmitt: lets talk about this further in person. javid’s office, with xuan pin as one meditator ?
Raven Hughes: Alright. Alexa will be the other.
Raven Hughes: I expect you to not shoot on sight?
Mateo Schmitt: no promises
< pray for the medics
Nicole: @dance dance hows q
dance dance: Stable
Nicole: k
White Rabbit: Shouldn’t we add the new kid in the medical division? @NO SMOKING (BOSS)
NO SMOKING (BOSS) has added (1) user.
NO SMOKING (BOSS): Don’t ping me unless it’s an emergency.
Yamato Kokuzan: Apologies, what is this?
Nicole: gc for the medic division
Nicole: whats your opinion on the decree
Yamato Kokuzan: They seem strong, but very few have joined them this year.
Yamato Kokuzan: From what I’ve seen, the Union is more preferable.
Nicole: fuck
Nicole: ok thanks bye
dance dance: Who’s going to ask Intisar?
Parmi: I can!
Kara: who r u
Parmi: I broke 5 vials of acid and Brynn drank them as a dare
Parmi: When she was still in the medical division
Kara: ohh yea
dance dance: Sorry what
< kool skool gc
codesnake: newbies added
codesnake: go nuts
Yamato Kokuzan: Interesting. How come the app does not send system messages?
codesnake: none of your business unless you’re interested in hiring me
codesnake: im intisar akil, she/they/script
codesnake: all services start at 15 e-coins
codesnake (she/they/script): @everyone btw please put prnouns in the nickname thing idk what its called
< EU
yankees > mets: You idiot you didn’t clean the blood off the freezer
Arcana: wtf
Arcana: are you good??
yankees > mets: What
yankees > mets: Oh
yankees > mets: Sorry wrong group chat
ArteMiss: Are you going to elaborate orr
yankees > mets: No
ArteMiss: OK
< gaymers + lewis
Sun Wukong: hey can i stay over at anyones house tonight
Artemis: I would offer but my dad is home
Artemis: Sorry /gen
Sun Wukong: nonono its fine
Nehza: ypu cn coe ocer!!
Sun Wukong: hjavshwjshs thank you sm Ling :))
Nehza: np!! :))))))
Ares: Stay safe y’all
Sun Wukong: Lewis wtf
Notes:
I just realized I should have been more clear but the “No Smoking” person is Clara
Chapter 5: v
Summary:
Shit happens
Notes:
(Possible) trigger warning is mentioned/implied kidnapping
Chapter Text
< EU
eyes and ears: Brynn and Freddy are fighting again. Hazlitt Woods, near the abandoned shed. @role: Commanders
Lin Xiao: shit
Lin Xiao: is drew with them
eyes and ears: No, he’s currently overseeing detention.
Lin Xiao: fuck
Lin Xiao: @ArteMiss come to the school entrance rn ill write you a pass
Arcana: they dont have their phone on them
Arcana: ill inform her
Lin Xiao: thanks
< kool skool gc
Heng Yue (she/her): @everyone Q left again so if anyone sees him beat him up and bring him to Ms. Feng’s office for me. Thank you in advance.
Aurelius (he/him): im running some errands anyways. ill be sure to do that
Aurelius (he/him): not the beating up part
Li Guang!! she/her: I can do rhat!!
Aurelius (he/him): no
Quest Daniels: no thx
Li Guang!! she/her: !?! Wtf??
Aurelius (he/him): where are u
Quest Daniels: ill be honest wit u
Quest Daniels: i have legit no idea
< snek hehe
Night Snake: is anybne seing what im seeing or am i going inane
flour: join us
Kara: we hv possibly poisonous liquids
Hallway: What is going on question mark
flour: and a cute axolotl!! <3
Kara: @flour imagine being gay
Night Snake: the utgard ice buket guy jupt wlked in with the main chraterd, mona, arcana, the tiger eu gir, a himeless guy and a bird
flour: >:((
flour: ill sic chuyi on u
flour: /hj
Hallway: Is Leon there question mark
Night Snake: one sec
Kara: wsit no
Kara: i repent /hj
flour: :))
Night Snake: yeah hes tgere
Night Snake: glaring at a vv blody freddy
Uday: I am going to deck Willis
Uday: And maybe Zyma
Hallway: Please do not hurt Leon exclamation point
< kool skool gc
the baseball girl (she/they/he): @rockstar (she/her) Mind explaining yourself?
rockstar (she/her): well
rockstar (she/her): @Q (he/him) you’re better at explaining than me
the baseball girl (she/they/he): No.
rockstar (she/her): fiiine
rockstar (she/her): my parent/guardian got kidnapped
Raven (she/her/hers): What.
rockstar (she/her): but he’s fine now!
rockstar (she/her): he has a new pet bird too
rockstar (she/her): it’s named fried or smth
Bennie (she/he): fred
rockstar (she/her): yeah!!
Raven (she/her/hers): Oh my goodness.
Raven (she/her/hers): Do you know who took your guardian?
rockstar (she/her): uhhh
rockstar (she/her): i mean i assumed anesidora as a joke
rockstar (she/her): but i think it was the miramon?
Bennie (she/he): nobody was really there. just sieg
Raven (she/her/hers): Who is Sieg?
rockstar (she/her): my guardian
Raven (she/her/hers): Alright. Just
Raven (she/her/hers): Talk to me after school is out, please. Bennie, you too. Bring Q and Drew along if you can.
Bennie (she/he): alright
rockstar (she/her): aye aye!!
FREDDY (HE/HIM): SOULD I BRING ALONG LEON AND ANESIDORA ?
Raven (she/her/hers): Yes. That would be helpful.
Raven (she/her/hers): @rockstar (she/her) Please bring your guardian as well, if you can.
rockstar (she/her): ill try
Raven (she/her/hers): Now please get back to class. I can feel Mx. Halphen’s disappointment from here.
rockstar (she/her): alr
Chapter 6: A FINAL BOW - EXTRA I
Summary:
A Lord and their child.
Notes:
No tws I am aware of! Mayybe minor religious stuff but it’s vvv minor and not really *there* (I think.)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[INT. OFFICE]
[TIDESEEKER WALKS INTO THE OFFICE, AND GENTLY CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND THEM. THEY ARE MOSTLY COVERED, WEARING A DEEP PURPLE ROBE THAT FADES TO BLACK WITH THE CLOAK ON, AND A MASK THAT COVERS THE TOP HALF OF THEIR FACE RESEMBLING WHAT IS TYPICALLY SHOWN IN MASQUERADES ON TV. THEY TURN TO THE TEACHER DESK IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM, BEHIND WHICH IS WHERE AN OLD CAUCASIAN MAN WITH GREYING HAIR IS SHUFFLING THROUGH MULTIPLE PAPERS. HE IS ALSO WEARING A CLOAK, ALTHOUGH THIS ONE IS PURE BLACK WITH A WHITE CIRCLE ON THE BACK, AND THE HOOD IS OFF. TIDESEEKER CLEARS THEIR THROAT.]
TIDESEEKER
My Lord.
[THE MAN, KNOWN WIDELY AS SIMPLY “LORD,” LOOKS UP. A FAINT SMILE CRACKS ACROSS HIS FACE. HIS VOICE IS SOFT AND MUSICAL.]
DARK STAR LORD
My dearest child. Please, have a seat. We’ve recently gotten new chairs. I trust you’ll find them quite comfortable.
[LORD GESTURES TO A PLUSH CHAIR IN FRONT OF THE DESK. TIDESEEKER EYES THE HAND SOMEWHAT APPREHENSIVELY.]
TIDESEEKER
Sir, with all due respect… I’m here to give my report and leave.
DARK STAR LORD
( masked annoyance ) Of course, my child. Pray, tell me what you’ve learned.
TIDESEEKER
( nervous ) Not much, my Lord. People are very closed off at this school. The only information I have gained is that some of my siblings have attacked a group of students near Hazlitt Road. ( more confident ) If our hacker can hack into SwiftSpace’s private messages, then I can get more information.
[LORD STARTS DRUMMING HIS FINGERS ON HIS DESK. TIDESEEKER VISIBLY RELAXES.]
DARK STAR LORD
It will be done. You may take your leave now, my child.
[TIDESEEKER BOWS AND MOVES TOWARDS THE DOOR WITHOUT TURNING THEIR BACK TO LORD. THEIR HAND GRIPS THE DOOR HANDLE.]
TIDESEEKER
May the stars answer your wishes, and the dark put you at peace, my Lord.
[THEY BOW AGAIN, AND LEAVE. THE DOOR SHUTS SOFTLY BEHIND THEM. WE CAN HEAR THE CLICKING OF THEIR BOOTS AS THEY WALK AWAY.]
DARK STAR LORD
( mournfully ) …You as well, my child.
Notes:
;]
Chapter 7: vi
Summary:
More of a set up lol
Chapter Text
< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu
Leora Fu: Are you watching over Cory today?
Elaine Fu: fuck
Elaine Fu: forgor abt thaf
Elaine Fu: can ypu? im supposed to be at tge hispital
Leora Fu: Yeah no problem. Do you pick him up from school?
Elaine Fu: yeah. cant trust barros w antthing
Leora Fu: Alright. Thanks for the heads up. Would you mind telling him?
Elaine Fu: yyeah sure
< kool skool gc
FREDDY (HE/HIM): WHY IS THERE
FREDDY (HE/HIM): CHILD
Ollie (he/him): that is my child.
Ollie (he/him): if you touch her, pain.
FREDDY (HE/HIM): @Drew Moore (he/him/his) RAMSES IS THREATENING ME
FREDDY (HE/HIM): THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
Drew Moore (he/him/his): Ollie, please bring Anita to my office. I have coloring pages and crayons.
Ollie (he/him): .
Ollie (he/him): fine.
FREDDY (HE/HIM): YEAHHHH
< snek hehe
Sander has kicked (1) user.
Sander: That time is here again. Prepare for the war.
axolotl: whens the teams going up
Sander: In a week.
Nicole: wdym by war
Nicole: @Sander
Nicole: @Sander
Nicole: @Sander
Nicole: fucking answer coward
< pray for the medics
White Rabbit: @everyone Ms. Feng is teaching a quick impromptu lesson on how to deal with bullet wounds.
White Rabbit: I would suggest everyone comes, considering fucking Quest Daniels.
Plant Fellow: omw
Anesidora: You want to fuck Quest Daniels?
White Rabbit has muted (1) user.
White Rabbit: Just come to Ms. Feng’s office.
< kool skool gc
Q (he/him): why r all the janitors furries
Q (he/him): like
Q (he/him): drew likes jackals
Q (he/him): sd folks literally call mr salem “bull dad”
Q (he/him): and then theres mr jin
Bonnie (she/it): dont forget the commanders
Bonnie (she/it): sander is the furry of the decree
Q (he/him): lol frfr
< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Bonnie Hayes, Lewis Hayes
Lewis Hayes: I know you’re online
Lewis Hayes: What time are you coming home?
Bonnie Hayes: fuck off
Lewis Hayes: Please
Bonnie Hayes: like 7
Lewis Hayes: Alright, I’ll put your dinner in a tupperware in the frdge. Ok?
Bonnie Hayes: sure
< gaymers + lewis
Nezha: yo
Nezha: anypne acilbel?
Nezha: avalilible
Nezha: available
Artemis: Can’t
Artemis: Sorry
Ares: I can for like 30 min
Nezha: yeah!!!!
Chapter 8: vii
Summary:
Revelations, alliances, and shockwaves.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu
Leora Fu: Is Barros an alcoholic?
Elaine Fu: yeah
Leora Fu: What the fuck.
Elaine Fu: yeah…
Leora Fu: Is that even legal? He has a literal child.
Leora Fu: Should we be going to CPS?
Leora Fu: Isn’t that the right thing to do?
Elaine Fu: mmaybe
Elaine Fu: but diwe really want to senf him tp an orphanage??
Leora Fu: Alright.
Elaine Fu: tgis sucks
Leora Fu: Yep.
Leora Fu: Are you at the hospital? Do you want me to pick you up?
Elaine Fu: yes pls
Leora Fu: On my way.
< EU
ArteMiss: Teams are posted
ArteMiss: Who decided pairing me up with David was a good idea????
ArteMiss: On the other hand
ArteMiss: Mavis
yankees > mets: Holy shit you got mavis?????
ArteMiss: Yeah
ArteMiss: But David…..
SHINING STAR 🌟: wdym???? im amazing????
yankees > mets: You have nearly failed every single test that requires critical thinking
ArteMiss: You nearly shot yourself in the foot?? In training?? With an adult helping????
SHINING STAR 🌟: damn
SHINING STAR 🌟: yall are coming for my livelihood ovr here
SHINING STAR 🌟: wjat abt Mavis???
ArteMiss: She knows how to hold a gun
yankees > mets: Have you seen her in training?????
yankees > mets: She managed to hold off leora and GAIUS at the same time???
yankees > mets: While dragging archibald away???
ArteMiss: Oh we got paired with him too
SHINING STAR 🌟: fuck yeah!!!!!
SHINING STAR 🌟: lil guys got moves
SHINING STAR 🌟: gonna be the best movin team evr!!!!!!
ArteMiss: Sigh
< pray for the medics
Poppins: POV: Freddy is at your door in the middle of the night (again), drenched in blood (again), and apparently got his ass kicked by a kid wearing fox ears
Catgirl: fox ears??
Catgirl: not that i’m in any position to judge
Poppins: Yeah
Poppins: The headband kind, apparently
Catgirl: huh
Catgirl: i feel like i might know the kid
Catgirl: not sure tho
Poppins: You can ask Freddy for more details
Catgirl: i’ll def do that
Catgirl: ty
Poppins: Np
< DIRECT MESSAGES: Uday Treacher, Fredrick Willis
Uday Treacher: I’m sorry (deleted)
Uday Treacher: Are you ok? (deleted)
Uday Treacher: Are you safe? I know that th (deleted)
Uday Treacher: Are you at home
Fredrick Willis: YEAH
Fredrick Willis: WHY? ;)
Uday Treacher: I am going to make sure that you will forever haunt Buzzfeed Unsolved
Fredrick Willis: LOL
< FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Elaine Fu: @role: controllers uhhhhhh i was ouy for a lil bit last week
Elaine Fu: anyting thag i missed?
Intisar Akil: naw
Intisar Akil: just some notes. i can share them w u if you’d like
Elaine Fu: yyes pls
Intisar Akil: sent
Elaine Fu: ty
Intisar Akil: no problem
< snek hehe
wolf: YOOOOO I GOT PAIRED WITH LEON
wolf: WERE GOING TO TEAR THE EU TO SHREDS !!!!
wolf: BURN IT DOWN AND SHIT !!!!
Lynn: lol
Lynn: i got paired w jiang mian and ophelia :)
Lynn: and uday !!
wolf: :O
wolf: WERE DEFINITELY GONNA WIN THE YEAR !!!!! 💪💪💪
Lynn: lol
Lynn: hell yeah
< gaymers + lewis
Sun Wukong: THE FUCKING MAN
Ares: ??????
Artemis: What
Sun Wukong: (sent a picture)
[It’s a blurry image of two figures that appear to be seated in a living room area. One figure is Tang Yun, wearing a purple hoodie and black leggings and an annoyed expression. The other is Yamato, wearing a white button up and what seems to be black dress pants, although it’s hard to see at this angle. His face is obscured, also because of the angle.]
Sun Wukong: THIS BASTARD
Nezha: whjat
Sun Wukong: I BET HES FLIRTING WITH YUN
Artemis: Istg
Notes:
Incredibly sorry for the long wait. Life is hitting me hard rn
Chapter Text
< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu
Leora Fu: Hey.
Leora Fu: So.
Leora Fu: Shit may be happening.
Elaine Fu: ?
Elaine Fu: wjat happpende??
Leora Fu: I’m 50% sure Barros is dead.
Elaine Fu: ???? what??????
Elaine Fu: ?????? how??????
Leora Fu: He’s not here at all.
Leora Fu: There are some
Leora Fu: Oh
Elaine Fu: leora
Elaine Fu: are you okay
Leora Fu: Yeah, sorry. He’s alive. I’ll tell you everything later.
Elaine Fu: alr
Elaine Fu: stay safe (deleted)
Elaine Fu: cya
< EU
monke: hhhhhhh why are we trying to recruit yamato again
Ahmed: Every day I am near him is another day that I question if he is legally allowed here
Ahmed: Is his sister okay?
monke: i meab
monke: she seems to be doing better???
monke: idk
monke: she’s changed
Arcana: oh shit are we trauma dumping
ArteMiss: For the fucking love of god
ArteMiss: Read the room please
ArteMiss: Also Tang Xuan wdym she’s changed
ArteMiss: ?
ArteMiss: @monke ?
< kool skool gc
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): yo can we talk abt the bullshitness of this school
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): like,,
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): honestly
Bonnie (she/it): oh absolutely
Bonnie (she/it): which part of the bullshit
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): the acceptance bullshit
Fish (she/her): But they’re fairly accepting though?
Fish (she/her): At least for me anyways
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): oh not that
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): getting into the school
Bonnie (she/it): low/high course bullshit?
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): yeah
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): like,,
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): why are you expected to be able to fight if you’re not going in the fighter division??
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): it’s just stupidly unfair
Elaine (they/she): hi. were talking abt liam?
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): kinda
Bonnie (she/it): who is liam
Fish (she/her): But we would need to fight? What if there was a Miramon ambush? Or something happened and medics needed to defend the injured? Or the tech folks had to defend research?
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): Liam is my brother—he’s in the control division in the low course
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): @Fish (she/her) and yeah ig
Bonnie (she/it): o
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): but still !! he totally could’ve made it in the high course. and fighters would usually be deployed with them !! if the school would fucking follow through he wouldn’t need to fight!! noone would!!
Elaine (they/she): idk hes struggling w teh low cpurse workload
Elaine (they/she): could he really hansle high course???
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): ?? how do you know this??
Elaine (they/she): and hre si where i fade into shaows
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): what
Bonnie (she/it): they’rr a theatr kid
Elaine (they/she): what
Elaine (they/she): no
Elaine (they/she): lies
Bonnie (she/it): so ypu weren’t randomly reahersing macbeth for mx halphen???
Elaine (they/she): that was for extra credit
Bonnie (she/it): they literally teach ethics
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): I would quickly like to point out that macbeth is vaguely abt ethics
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): very vaguely
Fish (she/her): Hyde’s cool. They let me and Unas vibe in their classroom
Bonnie (she/it): ???? who is hyde??????
Bonnie (she/it): why r people jus sayng names of people i have nvr heard pf before???
Fish (she/her): Hyde is Mx. Halphen
Fish (she/her): They kinda forced me to use their first name
Elaine (they/she): mx halphen is litrerlsy a family friend and i dont use their firs name
Fish (she/her): Yes
Fish (she/her): Well
Fish (she/her): Have you considered
Fish (she/her): That I am not even paid to care
Bonnie (she/it): who is even unas
Fish (she/her): Friend
Elaine (they/she): the dude witg the deda gf
Elaine (they/she): he chill
Bonnie (she/it): the dude with the what
THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): can we pls get back to the low/high course bullshitness,,,
< larkspur ftw
Hacker: hey
Hacker: @Detective
Hacker: what sside r we joinign again
Receptionist: He’s out.
Receptionist: I think he’s doing something in Utgard?
Hacker: oh
Hacker: huh
Hacker: do we know wjat?
Receptionist: Something about gambling?
Hacker: GAMBLING?????
Receptionist: Don’t worry! Sachiko is with him!
Hacker: parmi my beloved
Hacker: tgats literally worse
Hacker: shes aa middle schooler
Receptionist: I forgot about that
Hacker: oml
Hacker: ig its time to hack his pohne
< blue ppl and a red guy
Zesty: DAD, SLOAN WAS FLIRTING WITH FATIMAH AGAAAAAAINNNN
Literal War Criminal: no i wasn’t.
Zesty: But you were :/
Zesty: Oh shit I see her
Zesty: As my last will and testament I would like to goeve oallpfwrsstintysjuhxxmwerxhvjwjshb
Forever Salty [BOT]: rip man
Forever Salty [BOT]: i call dibs on the merch
The Red One: I would like to announce that I am not bailing anyone out of jail again, and I’m not homophobic. Don’t feel afraid to love who you love, or to show your love. This is a safe space.
The Red One: And please do not take Amir’s stuff, Aminah.
Forever Salty [BOT]: fiiiiiiiine
< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Farrah Bashar, Sloan Amin
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: yo
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: were you actually flirting w her
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: no problems if u were
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: but like
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: she lives in debia
Sloan Amin: i lived in debia.
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: not what i meant
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: just that there might be like
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: idk romeo juliet vibes
Sloan Amin: romeo and juliet vibes?
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: idk man
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: opposing towns and all that
Sloan Amin: i guess.
Sloan Amin: but you don’t have to worry about me.
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: alr
Aminah Bashar [BOT]: whatever u say
< gaymers + lewis
Ares has changed the chat name.
Ares: So I may not be the token cishet of the group
Artemis: Suddenly I’m homophobic
Ares: Thanks
Ares: That means a lot
Nezha: wait ypu wrree straght??
Nezha: i thouggt htat wsa just for th bit
Ares: I
Ares: I was not straight for the bit at any point
Artemis: He simped for literally every man ever wtf are you on abt
Sun Wukong: tbf he simped for a lot of women
Ares: Why are y’all discussing my sexuality like ghis
Nezha: ii dunno im jsust as confusted as u
Sun Wukong: thats phobic to the homo
Artemis: I am legitimately going to kill all of you
Nezha: in minoeycraft, rightt??
Nezha: mona???
Sun Wukong: @Ares wait so who are uou into?
Ares: Uh
Ares: Y’know
Ares: Didn’t really think about that?
Ares: All I know is that I like men and women maybe and unsure abt other genders
Nezha: ypuu go king !!
Artemis: Real
Sun Wukong: valid!! >:D
Notes:
uhhhh hey. im back
pls note that chapters will be updated very infrequently from here on out
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