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< EU

Li Ling: is it possible tochnge nicknames in the gc?

Raven: Please refrain from changing group chat nicknames.

Li Ling: thats mean

Mona: If you have admin then yeah

Li Ling: :0

Raven: You do not and will not have admin powers.

Li Ling: >:(

Donar: whose name do you wish to change

Raven: Donar.

Li Ling: wsit ill dm ypu

Mona: I am suddenly feeling intense fear

Donar has changed (5) nicknames.

monke: hey does anyone want to go to this pudding shop I found??

monke: wh

Crow: This is a club-related group chat, Tang Xuan.

ArteMiss: Yeah just give me a sec

ArteMiss: Li Nehza Ling istg

Li Ling: but its fujny!!

Li Ling: and i think im ablue to come

monke: alr, im about to place the orders. usual?

monke: im getting one for you too raven

Crow: I appreciate the offer. Thank you, and yes.

Li Ling: wait im neahly theere

ArteMiss: Yes, thanks Tang Xuan

monke: placed the orders. see yall

< snek hehe

wolf: WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY SHAMPOO TO PINK HAIR DYE??

Flour: dunno

Red: sorry, no idea

Axolotl: dont know

Sander: We did not need to know that.

wolf: SORRY SIR

< EU

Brynn: why are we the european union?

Arcana: whats a European

Arcana: wtf why is autocorrect trying to capitalize European

Arcana: die

ArteMiss: Did you never take a history lesson?

ArteMiss: Or a geography lesson?

Arcana: never paid attention

Brynn: its a literal continent??

Arcana: sorry i dont remember learning about the continent European

Arcana: istg

Brynn: i meant europe

Arcana: i dont remembr a europe either

ArteMiss: I am giving you a history and geography lesson the next time I see you

Arcana: wait no

< pray for the medics

Poppins: I swear to the Dark Star Lord if I have to heal Freddy Fenrir Willis one more time I will stab someone with an umbrella /hj

White Rabbit: What happened this time?

Poppins: He decided to fight Brynn

Poppins: He lost

Catgirl: so that’s why she was all bloody??

Poppins: Ig yeah 

Poppins: I wasn’t there for the fight

Poppins: He just showed up randmly at my house

Poppins: Thank goodness my parents are absent

NO SMOKING (BOSS): I can hide bodies quite well.

spring will cum: Daily reminder to step outside and smell the flowers!

spring will cum: Who the ever loving fuck changed the names.

NO SMOKING (BOSS) has changed (1) nickname.

Plant Fellow: Thank you!

Nicole: holy shit i think i had a goddamned heart attack

Nicole: who the fuck taught you to swear, Chang Pu?

Poppins: I wonder. /sar

Nicole: ill kill you. /lh

Poppins: You can try

Bandage Waster: she’s god, can confirm.

dance dance: It’s 6 AM on a Sunday go to sleep please

Poppins: Blame Freddy

dance dance: I was going to do that anyways

dance dance: Now go to sleep

Nicole: hows leora

dance dance: Nicole.

Nicole: nvm my bed looks comfy

< snek hehe

wolf: WHY IS THAT ROCKSTAR CHICK STRONG

wolf: I HAD A KNIFE ON ME AND SHE WON

Uday: Maybe have a little more brian?

wolf: WHO IS BRIAN

Pew Pew: she meant brain, dumbass

Uday: Retake grade 9 English

Pew Pew: i will kill you, and no one will find your body

Lynn: ok, everyone chill

Lynn: uday, there are some new astronomy books in the library. read those for a bit. leon, the sparring room is empty. do target practice for a bit

Uday: Tthanks. Sorry

Lynn: np

Bull Dad!!: I have made breakfast. @Night Snake and @Whoopsie Snake , you are welcome to join us.

Lynn: well nvm then

Whoopsie Snake: Although I appreciate the offer, I cannot. Maybe another time.

Night Snake: were coming dont listen tob her 

Night Snake: thank ypu

red: nobody touch the apple juice, there are mild traces of poisin

Jeanne: noted!

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< Official Dislyte Academy High Course!

Mona Holzer: Does anyone use this?

Quest Daniels: no

Mona Holzer: Sorry who are you?

Quest Daniels: im q

Quest Daniels: the one that accidentally set two guns and a sword on fire

Mona Holzer: Oh

Mona Holzer: Cool

Intisar Akil: wait i have an idea

Tevor Walsh: No

< New Chat

Intisar Akil: ok

Intisar Akil has changed the chat name.

Intisar Akil: new gc for school, notechers here

Intisar Akil: and i ran a program so theres less system messages

codesnake: example of that

Tevor Walsh: Stop hacking SwiftSpace

codesnake: no <3  /p

codesnake: its better than the current ipdate anygwats 

Leora Fu: Why was this created, and may I leave?

codesnake: for fun

codesnake: and you can if you want to ig

Elaine Fu: cashing in my favor now, tpu cnt leave the gc

Leora Fu: Very well.

< EU

yankees > mets: Has anyone seen brynn?

yankees > mets: Were partners in a project and she’s been out for 3 days now

Heng Yue: No, sorry.

Heng Yue: Now that you’ve mentioned it, Q and Bennie have been out for the same time.

Ife our beloved: ssame with drew

yankees > mets: Who?

Heng Yue: Drew Moore, one of the janitors, graduated from here, affiliated with the Esper Union 

yankees > mets: Thnks

Heng Yue: @everyone Please contact this chat if Brynn, Q, or Drew are found.

< snek hehe

Nicole: where the fuck is anesidora

Uday: I think she went with Freddy and Leon to experiment on stuff

Nicole: do you know where they went

Uday: Maybe the woods off of Hazlitt Road?

Nicole: alr thanks

axolotl: pudding

< fight fight fight

Bardon Rowe: @role: fighters Anyone up for a mock battle?

Lu Yi: My friend, it is 2 AM

Lu Yi: Please go to bed

Bardon Rowe: Sorry!

< gaymers + lewis

Sun Wukong: how does everyone feel abot minecraft this weekend?

Nehza: im diwn!

Artemis: No problems here

Ares: I guess we’ll all have to have some sort of contest then!!

Ares: I still need to beat Ling in pvp

Nehza: bring itt!

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< EU

Crow: There are two new students- Kokuzan Yuuhime and Kokuzan Yamato. Tang Xuan is assigned to Yuuhime, and Ahmed to Yamato. @monke @Ahmed

monke: alriht, we know each other somewhat so my report might be quicker

Ye Suhua: Bennie was back

monke: was ?

Ye Suhua: She ran in, got something, then ran out

Ye Suhua: It might have been a first aid kit?

Crow: What room are you in?

Ye Suhua: Ms. Feng’s office

Ye Suhua: Leora is here as well

Crow: I’m coming over right away.

< snek hehe

Sander: There are two new transfer students, Yuuhime and Yamato Kokuzan. Yamato is in the medic division- Anesidora will be observing their skill and possible recruitment. Yuuhime is in the fighter division, Tang Yun will have the same role.

axolotl: yuuhime and i have some history

axolotl: not good history

Sander: Very well. Bonnie will replace Tang Yun.

Uday: @Sander Anesidora, Freddy and Leon have not returned yet

Sander: Nicole will replace Anesidora.

Nicole: @Uday fuck you

Uday: Sorry! No thanks

axolotl: gl nicole

< larkspur ftw

Receptionist: Tevor, what’s your take on the new kids?

Detective: Neither are going to join EU/SD mess

Detective: They’ll probably join war games right near the start, and join the side with highest chance of winning

Hacker: yuuhime looks strong

Detective: She’s quite skilled with a gun

Detective: Maybe enough so to rival the likes of Leon

Receptionist: You could try to recruit them if you’re interested.

Hacker: mmaybe

Hacker: when are war games this year?

Detective: They start the second Tuesday of February 

Receptionist: This year will be very interesting!

< pray for the medics

Plant Fellow: Ggiys need med stud/teach

Plant Fellow: Benee hwre w q

Plant Fellow: Q bulleny woiknd hazlitt road

Plant Fellow: Please

Plant Fellow: @everyone

Plant Fellow: @everyone

Plant Fellow: @everyone

Kara: r u hving a stroke

Poppins: I’m with Jin Yuyao right now we’re close by

Poppins: I’m running ober shees gone to alert ms feng

Plant Fellow: Thank

Ye Suhua: Please tell us when the situation is resolved!

< snek hehe

wolf: PINK HAIR ACTUALLY LOOKS REALLY COOL

flour: wait i though tht u were in hazlitt woods

wolf: YEAH BUT WE’RE TAKING A REST STOP

wolf: WE GOT STARTLED BY SOME UNION KIDS AND GOT YELLED AT BY THAT JACKAL JANITOR 

Uday: Did anyone happen to shoot a gun?

wolf: YEAH, LEON

wolf: WHY?

Uday: Q has a bullet wound

wolf: OH

wolf: OH GOD

wolf: COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

Uday: No we patched him up, we’re going to carry him to the academy

wolf: I THINK THE MIRAMON HAVE A BASE CAMP IN HAZLITT, LEON AND I WILL TAG ALONG FOR PROTECTION

flour: wjat abt andesidora?

wolf: DRAGGING HER WITH US

Lynn: stay safe, all of you

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< kool skool gc

Raven Hughes: @role: Shadow Decree Pillager We need to have a talk.

Mateo Schmitt: this is about leon?

Raven Hughes: Yes.

Mateo Schmitt: i can assure you, from what i can tell the kid is brokn up about it. he’s more distant than usual, if you can believe it.

Mateo Schmitt: his morale is down.

Raven Hughes: I know.

Raven Hughes: But he could have killed Q. He needs some sort of punishment.

Mateo Schmitt: lets talk about this further in person. javid’s office, with xuan pin as one meditator ?

Raven Hughes: Alright. Alexa will be the other.

Raven Hughes: I expect you to not shoot on sight?

Mateo Schmitt: no promises

< pray for the medics

Nicole: @dance dance hows q

dance dance: Stable

Nicole: k

White Rabbit: Shouldn’t we add the new kid in the medical division? @NO SMOKING (BOSS)

NO SMOKING (BOSS) has added (1) user.

NO SMOKING (BOSS): Don’t ping me unless it’s an emergency.

Yamato Kokuzan: Apologies, what is this?

Nicole: gc for the medic division

Nicole: whats your opinion on the decree

Yamato Kokuzan: They seem strong, but very few have joined them this year.

Yamato Kokuzan: From what I’ve seen, the Union is more preferable.

Nicole: fuck

Nicole: ok thanks bye

dance dance: Who’s going to ask Intisar?

Parmi: I can!

Kara: who r u

Parmi: I broke 5 vials of acid and Brynn drank them as a dare

Parmi: When she was still in the medical division

Kara: ohh yea

dance dance: Sorry what

< kool skool gc

codesnake: newbies added

codesnake: go nuts

Yamato Kokuzan: Interesting. How come the app does not send system messages?

codesnake: none of your business unless you’re interested in hiring me

codesnake: im intisar akil, she/they/script

codesnake: all services start at 15 e-coins

codesnake (she/they/script): @everyone btw please put prnouns in the nickname thing idk what its called 

< EU

yankees > mets: You idiot you didn’t clean the blood off the freezer

Arcana: wtf

Arcana: are you good??

yankees > mets: What

yankees > mets: Oh

yankees > mets: Sorry wrong group chat

ArteMiss: Are you going to elaborate orr

yankees > mets: No

ArteMiss: OK

< gaymers + lewis

Sun Wukong: hey can i stay over at anyones house tonight

Artemis: I would offer but my dad is home

Artemis: Sorry /gen

Sun Wukong: nonono its fine

Nehza: ypu cn coe ocer!!

Sun Wukong: hjavshwjshs thank you sm Ling :))

Nehza: np!! :))))))

Ares: Stay safe y’all

Sun Wukong: Lewis wtf

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< EU

eyes and ears: Brynn and Freddy are fighting again. Hazlitt Woods, near the abandoned shed. @role: Commanders  

Lin Xiao: shit

Lin Xiao: is drew with them

eyes and ears: No, he’s currently overseeing detention.

Lin Xiao: fuck

Lin Xiao: @ArteMiss come to the school entrance rn ill write you a pass

Arcana: they dont have their phone on them

Arcana: ill inform her

Lin Xiao: thanks

< kool skool gc

Heng Yue (she/her): @everyone Q left again so if anyone sees him beat him up and bring him to Ms. Feng’s office for me. Thank you in advance.

Aurelius (he/him): im running some errands anyways. ill be sure to do that

Aurelius (he/him): not the beating up part

Li Guang!! she/her: I can do rhat!!

Aurelius (he/him): no

Quest Daniels: no thx

Li Guang!! she/her: !?! Wtf??

Aurelius (he/him): where are u

Quest Daniels: ill be honest wit u

Quest Daniels: i have legit no idea

< snek hehe

Night Snake: is anybne seing what im seeing or am i going inane

flour: join us

Kara: we hv possibly poisonous liquids

Hallway: What is going on question mark

flour: and a cute axolotl!! <3

Kara: @flour imagine being gay

Night Snake: the utgard ice buket guy jupt wlked in with the main chraterd, mona, arcana, the tiger eu gir, a himeless guy and a bird

flour: >:((

flour: ill sic chuyi on u

flour: /hj

Hallway: Is Leon there question mark

Night Snake: one sec

Kara: wsit no

Kara: i repent /hj

flour: :))

Night Snake: yeah hes tgere

Night Snake: glaring at a vv blody freddy 

Uday: I am going to deck Willis

Uday: And maybe Zyma

Hallway: Please do not hurt Leon exclamation point

< kool skool gc

the baseball girl (she/they/he): @rockstar (she/her) Mind explaining yourself? 

rockstar (she/her): well

rockstar (she/her): @Q (he/him) you’re better at explaining than me

the baseball girl (she/they/he): No.

rockstar (she/her): fiiine

rockstar (she/her): my parent/guardian got kidnapped

Raven (she/her/hers): What.

rockstar (she/her): but he’s fine now!

rockstar (she/her): he has a new pet bird too

rockstar (she/her): it’s named fried or smth

Bennie (she/he): fred

rockstar (she/her): yeah!!

Raven (she/her/hers): Oh my goodness.

Raven (she/her/hers): Do you know who took your guardian?

rockstar (she/her): uhhh

rockstar (she/her): i mean i assumed anesidora as a joke

rockstar (she/her): but i think it was the miramon?

Bennie (she/he): nobody was really there. just sieg

Raven (she/her/hers): Who is Sieg?

rockstar (she/her): my guardian

Raven (she/her/hers): Alright. Just

Raven (she/her/hers): Talk to me after school is out, please. Bennie, you too. Bring Q and Drew along if you can.

Bennie (she/he): alright

rockstar (she/her): aye aye!!

FREDDY (HE/HIM): SOULD I BRING ALONG LEON AND ANESIDORA ?

Raven (she/her/hers): Yes. That would be helpful.

Raven (she/her/hers): @rockstar (she/her) Please bring your guardian as well, if you can.

rockstar (she/her): ill try

Raven (she/her/hers): Now please get back to class. I can feel Mx. Halphen’s disappointment from here.

rockstar (she/her): alr

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[INT. OFFICE]

[TIDESEEKER WALKS INTO THE OFFICE, AND GENTLY CLOSES THE DOOR BEHIND THEM. THEY ARE MOSTLY COVERED, WEARING A DEEP PURPLE ROBE THAT FADES TO BLACK WITH THE CLOAK  ON, AND A MASK THAT COVERS THE TOP HALF OF THEIR FACE RESEMBLING WHAT IS TYPICALLY SHOWN IN MASQUERADES ON TV. THEY TURN TO THE TEACHER DESK IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM, BEHIND WHICH IS WHERE AN OLD CAUCASIAN MAN WITH GREYING HAIR IS SHUFFLING THROUGH MULTIPLE PAPERS. HE IS ALSO WEARING A CLOAK, ALTHOUGH THIS ONE IS PURE BLACK WITH A WHITE CIRCLE ON THE BACK, AND THE HOOD IS OFF. TIDESEEKER CLEARS THEIR THROAT.]

TIDESEEKER

My Lord.

[THE MAN, KNOWN WIDELY AS SIMPLY “LORD,” LOOKS UP. A FAINT SMILE CRACKS ACROSS HIS FACE. HIS VOICE IS SOFT AND MUSICAL.]

DARK STAR LORD

My dearest child. Please, have a seat. We’ve recently gotten new chairs. I trust you’ll find them quite comfortable.

[LORD GESTURES TO A PLUSH CHAIR IN FRONT OF THE DESK. TIDESEEKER EYES THE HAND SOMEWHAT APPREHENSIVELY.]

TIDESEEKER

Sir, with all due respect… I’m here to give my report and leave. 

DARK STAR LORD

( masked annoyance ) Of course, my child. Pray, tell me what you’ve learned. 

TIDESEEKER

( nervous ) Not much, my Lord. People are very closed off at this school. The only information I have gained is that some of my siblings have attacked a group of students near Hazlitt Road. ( more confident ) If our hacker can hack into SwiftSpace’s private messages, then I can get more information.

[LORD STARTS DRUMMING HIS FINGERS ON HIS DESK. TIDESEEKER VISIBLY RELAXES.]

DARK STAR LORD

It will be done. You may take your leave now, my child.

[TIDESEEKER BOWS AND MOVES TOWARDS THE DOOR WITHOUT TURNING THEIR BACK TO LORD. THEIR HAND GRIPS THE DOOR HANDLE.]

TIDESEEKER

May the stars answer your wishes, and the dark put you at peace, my Lord.

[THEY BOW AGAIN, AND LEAVE. THE DOOR SHUTS SOFTLY BEHIND THEM. WE CAN HEAR THE CLICKING OF THEIR BOOTS AS THEY WALK AWAY.]

DARK STAR LORD

( mournfully ) …You as well, my child.

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< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu

Leora Fu: Are you watching over Cory today?

Elaine Fu: fuck

Elaine Fu: forgor abt thaf

Elaine Fu: can ypu? im supposed to be at tge hispital

Leora Fu: Yeah no problem. Do you pick him up from school?

Elaine Fu: yeah. cant trust barros w antthing

Leora Fu: Alright. Thanks for the heads up. Would you mind telling him?

Elaine Fu: yyeah sure

< kool skool gc

FREDDY (HE/HIM): WHY IS THERE

FREDDY (HE/HIM): CHILD

Ollie (he/him): that is my child.

Ollie (he/him): if you touch her, pain.

FREDDY (HE/HIM): @Drew Moore (he/him/his) RAMSES IS THREATENING ME

FREDDY (HE/HIM): THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

Drew Moore (he/him/his): Ollie, please bring Anita to my office. I have coloring pages and crayons.

Ollie (he/him): .

Ollie (he/him): fine.

FREDDY (HE/HIM): YEAHHHH

< snek hehe

Sander has kicked (1) user.

Sander: That time is here again. Prepare for the war.

axolotl: whens the teams going up

Sander: In a week.

Nicole: wdym by war

Nicole: @Sander

Nicole: @Sander

Nicole: @Sander

Nicole: fucking answer coward

< pray for the medics

White Rabbit: @everyone Ms. Feng is teaching a quick impromptu lesson on how to deal with bullet wounds.

White Rabbit: I would suggest everyone comes, considering fucking Quest Daniels.

Plant Fellow: omw

Anesidora: You want to fuck Quest Daniels?

White Rabbit has muted (1) user.

White Rabbit: Just come to Ms. Feng’s office.

< kool skool gc

Q (he/him): why r all the janitors furries

Q (he/him): like

Q (he/him): drew likes jackals

Q (he/him): sd folks literally call mr salem “bull dad”

Q (he/him): and then theres mr jin

Bonnie (she/it): dont forget the commanders

Bonnie (she/it): sander is the furry of the decree

Q (he/him): lol frfr

< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Bonnie Hayes, Lewis Hayes

Lewis Hayes: I know you’re online

Lewis Hayes: What time are you coming home?

Bonnie Hayes: fuck off

Lewis Hayes: Please

Bonnie Hayes: like 7

Lewis Hayes: Alright, I’ll put your dinner in a tupperware in the frdge. Ok?

Bonnie Hayes: sure

< gaymers + lewis

Nezha: yo

Nezha: anypne acilbel?

Nezha: avalilible

Nezha: available 

Artemis: Can’t

Artemis: Sorry

Ares: I can for like 30 min

Nezha: yeah!!!!

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< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu

Leora Fu: Is Barros an alcoholic?

Elaine Fu: yeah

Leora Fu: What the fuck.

Elaine Fu: yeah…

Leora Fu: Is that even legal? He has a literal child.

Leora Fu: Should we be going to CPS?

Leora Fu: Isn’t that the right thing to do?

Elaine Fu: mmaybe

Elaine Fu: but diwe really want to senf him tp an orphanage??

Leora Fu: Alright.

Elaine Fu: tgis sucks

Leora Fu: Yep.

Leora Fu: Are you at the hospital? Do you want me to pick you up? 

Elaine Fu: yes pls

Leora Fu: On my way.

< EU

ArteMiss: Teams are posted

ArteMiss: Who decided pairing me up with David was a good idea????

ArteMiss: On the other hand

ArteMiss: Mavis

yankees > mets: Holy shit you got mavis?????

ArteMiss: Yeah

ArteMiss: But David…..

SHINING STAR 🌟: wdym???? im amazing????

yankees > mets: You have nearly failed every single test that requires critical thinking

ArteMiss: You nearly shot yourself in the foot?? In training?? With an adult helping????

SHINING STAR 🌟: damn

SHINING STAR 🌟: yall are coming for my livelihood ovr here

SHINING STAR 🌟: wjat abt Mavis???

ArteMiss: She knows how to hold a gun

yankees > mets: Have you seen her in training?????

yankees > mets: She managed to hold off leora and GAIUS at the same time???

yankees > mets: While dragging archibald away???

ArteMiss: Oh we got paired with him too

SHINING STAR 🌟: fuck yeah!!!!!

SHINING STAR 🌟: lil guys got moves

SHINING STAR 🌟: gonna be the best movin team evr!!!!!!

ArteMiss: Sigh

< pray for the medics

Poppins: POV: Freddy is at your door in the middle of the night (again), drenched in blood (again), and apparently got his ass kicked by a kid wearing fox ears

Catgirl: fox ears??

Catgirl: not that i’m in any position to judge

Poppins: Yeah

Poppins: The headband kind, apparently

Catgirl: huh

Catgirl: i feel like i might know the kid

Catgirl: not sure tho

Poppins: You can ask Freddy for more details

Catgirl: i’ll def do that

Catgirl: ty

Poppins: Np

< DIRECT MESSAGES: Uday Treacher, Fredrick Willis

Uday Treacher: I’m sorry (deleted)

Uday Treacher: Are you ok? (deleted)

Uday Treacher: Are you safe? I know that th (deleted)

Uday Treacher: Are you at home

Fredrick Willis: YEAH

Fredrick Willis: WHY? ;)

Uday Treacher: I am going to make sure that you will forever haunt Buzzfeed Unsolved

Fredrick Willis: LOL

< FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Elaine Fu: @role: controllers uhhhhhh i was ouy for a lil bit last week

Elaine Fu: anyting thag i missed?

Intisar Akil: naw

Intisar Akil: just some notes. i can share them w u if you’d like

Elaine Fu: yyes pls

Intisar Akil: sent

Elaine Fu: ty

Intisar Akil: no problem

< snek hehe

wolf: YOOOOO I GOT PAIRED WITH LEON

wolf: WERE GOING TO TEAR THE EU TO SHREDS !!!!

wolf: BURN IT DOWN AND SHIT !!!!

Lynn: lol

Lynn: i got paired w jiang mian and ophelia :)

Lynn: and uday !!

wolf: :O

wolf: WERE DEFINITELY GONNA WIN THE YEAR !!!!! 💪💪💪

Lynn: lol

Lynn: hell yeah

< gaymers + lewis

Sun Wukong: THE FUCKING MAN

Ares: ??????

Artemis: What

Sun Wukong: (sent a picture)

[It’s a blurry image of two figures that appear to be seated in a living room area. One figure is Tang Yun, wearing a purple hoodie and black leggings and an annoyed expression. The other is Yamato, wearing a white button up and what seems to be black dress pants, although it’s hard to see at this angle. His face is obscured, also because of the angle.]

Sun Wukong: THIS BASTARD

Nezha: whjat

Sun Wukong: I BET HES FLIRTING WITH YUN

Artemis: Istg

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< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Elaine Fu, Leora Fu

Leora Fu: Hey.

Leora Fu: So. 

Leora Fu: Shit may be happening.

Elaine Fu: ?

Elaine Fu: wjat happpende??

Leora Fu: I’m 50% sure Barros is dead.

Elaine Fu: ???? what??????

Elaine Fu: ?????? how??????

Leora Fu: He’s not here at all.

Leora Fu: There are some

Leora Fu: Oh

Elaine Fu: leora

Elaine Fu: are you okay

Leora Fu: Yeah, sorry. He’s alive. I’ll tell you everything later.

Elaine Fu: alr

Elaine Fu: stay safe (deleted)

Elaine Fu: cya

< EU

monke: hhhhhhh why are we trying to recruit yamato again

Ahmed: Every day I am near him is another day that I question if he is legally allowed here

Ahmed: Is his sister okay?

monke: i meab 

monke: she seems to be doing better??? 

monke: idk 

monke: she’s changed

Arcana: oh shit are we trauma dumping

ArteMiss: For the fucking love of god

ArteMiss: Read the room please

ArteMiss: Also Tang Xuan wdym she’s changed

ArteMiss: ?

ArteMiss: @monke ?

< kool skool gc

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): yo can we talk abt the bullshitness of this school

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): like,,

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): honestly

Bonnie (she/it): oh absolutely

Bonnie (she/it): which part of the bullshit

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): the acceptance bullshit

Fish (she/her): But they’re fairly accepting though?

Fish (she/her): At least for me anyways

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): oh not that

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): getting into the school

Bonnie (she/it): low/high course bullshit?

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): yeah

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): like,,

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): why are you expected to be able to fight if you’re not going in the fighter division??

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): it’s just stupidly unfair

Elaine (they/she): hi. were talking abt liam?

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): kinda

Bonnie (she/it): who is liam

Fish (she/her): But we would need to fight? What if there was a Miramon ambush? Or something happened and medics needed to defend the injured? Or the tech folks had to defend research?

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): Liam is my brother—he’s in the control division in the low course

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): @Fish (she/her) and yeah ig 

Bonnie (she/it): o

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): but still !! he totally could’ve made it in the high course. and fighters would usually be deployed with them !! if the school would fucking follow through he wouldn’t need to fight!! noone would!!

Elaine (they/she): idk hes struggling w teh low cpurse workload

Elaine (they/she): could he really hansle high course???

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): ?? how do you know this??

Elaine (they/she): and hre si where i fade into shaows

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): what

Bonnie (she/it): they’rr a theatr kid

Elaine (they/she): what

Elaine (they/she): no

Elaine (they/she): lies

Bonnie (she/it): so ypu weren’t randomly reahersing macbeth for mx halphen???

Elaine (they/she): that was for extra credit

Bonnie (she/it): they literally teach ethics

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): I would quickly like to point out that macbeth is vaguely abt ethics

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): very vaguely

Fish (she/her): Hyde’s cool. They let me and Unas vibe in their classroom

Bonnie (she/it): ???? who is hyde??????

Bonnie (she/it): why r people jus sayng names of people i have nvr heard pf before???

Fish (she/her): Hyde is Mx. Halphen

Fish (she/her): They kinda forced me to use their first name

Elaine (they/she): mx halphen is litrerlsy a family friend and i dont use their firs name

Fish (she/her): Yes

Fish (she/her): Well

Fish (she/her): Have you considered

Fish (she/her): That I am not even paid to care

Bonnie (she/it): who is even unas

Fish (she/her): Friend

Elaine (they/she): the dude witg the deda gf

Elaine (they/she): he chill

Bonnie (she/it): the dude with the what

THE CAPTAIN!! (she/her): can we pls get back to the low/high course bullshitness,,,

< larkspur ftw

Hacker: hey

Hacker: @Detective

Hacker: what sside r we joinign again

Receptionist: He’s out.

Receptionist: I think he’s doing something in Utgard?

Hacker: oh

Hacker: huh

Hacker: do we know wjat?

Receptionist: Something about gambling?

Hacker: GAMBLING?????

Receptionist: Don’t worry! Sachiko is with him! 

Hacker: parmi my beloved 

Hacker: tgats literally worse

Hacker: shes aa middle schooler

Receptionist: I forgot about that

Hacker: oml 

Hacker: ig its time to hack his pohne 

< blue ppl and a red guy 

Zesty: DAD, SLOAN WAS FLIRTING WITH FATIMAH AGAAAAAAINNNN

Literal War Criminal: no i wasn’t.

Zesty: But you were :/

Zesty: Oh shit I see her

Zesty: As my last will and testament I would like to goeve oallpfwrsstintysjuhxxmwerxhvjwjshb

Forever Salty [BOT]: rip man

Forever Salty [BOT]: i call dibs on the merch

The Red One: I would like to announce that I am not bailing anyone out of jail again, and I’m not homophobic. Don’t feel afraid to love who you love, or to show your love. This is a safe space.

The Red One: And please do not take Amir’s stuff, Aminah.

Forever Salty [BOT]: fiiiiiiiine

< PRIVATE MESSAGES: Farrah Bashar, Sloan Amin

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: yo

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: were you actually flirting w her

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: no problems if u were 

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: but like

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: she lives in debia 

Sloan Amin: i lived in debia.

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: not what i meant

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: just that there might be like

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: idk romeo juliet vibes 

Sloan Amin: romeo and juliet vibes?

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: idk man

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: opposing towns and all that 

Sloan Amin: i guess.

Sloan Amin: but you don’t have to worry about me.

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: alr

Aminah Bashar [BOT]: whatever u say

< gaymers + lewis 

Ares has changed the chat name.

Ares: So I may not be the token cishet of the group

Artemis: Suddenly I’m homophobic

Ares: Thanks

Ares: That means a lot

Nezha: wait ypu wrree straght??

Nezha: i thouggt htat wsa just for th bit

Ares: I

Ares: I was not straight for the bit at any point

Artemis: He simped for literally every man ever wtf are you on abt 

Sun Wukong: tbf he simped for a lot of women

Ares: Why are y’all discussing my sexuality like ghis 

Nezha: ii dunno im jsust as confusted as u

Sun Wukong: thats phobic to the homo

Artemis: I am legitimately going to kill all of you

Nezha: in minoeycraft, rightt??

Nezha: mona???

Sun Wukong: @Ares wait so who are uou into?

Ares: Uh

Ares: Y’know 

Ares: Didn’t really think about that?

Ares: All I know is that I like men and women maybe and unsure abt other genders

Nezha: ypuu go king !!

Artemis: Real

Sun Wukong: valid!! >:D