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Gilgamesh has been…weird to say the least, lately. 

Actually no, that wouldn't be honest to word it like that and Kirei knows it. Gilgamesh has been weird for probably what would be a total of more than one year, and the worst part was that no matter how much the priest wanted to shift the blame onto something else…he was partially at fault. 

Kirei is, unfortunately, a man of faith on the outside, which means he knows where to see his right and wrong and how they both lie in circumstance. That was why he was so confused with himself. Since despite all of this, no matter what he did, he felt empty. 

That was when Gilgamesh entered in his life and slowly showed him what his individual pleasure was. Once he finally stopped ignoring his origin, the feeling and thrill he got was vile, repulsive and cathartic. One experience that he's sure he won't forget anytime soon. 

Due to this, some newfound respect grew between Kirei and Gilgamesh. With the King of Heros who had made Kirei finally find his way, his origins. And the priest who was there to entertain said King of Heros who had apparently already obtained everything. 

However, there was so much that Kirei could do to amuse the king. And while Gilgamesh never told him directly, the priest knew that there were times when the King of Heroes was feeling extremely bored, but for some weird reasons kept it to himself…which was rather out of character, since he seemed to usually only be someone purely self-centered.

At first it was bearable, since the golden king was like a cat who just went wherever he wanted whenever and only came back when he felt like it. But as time went on he started to stay in one place (which unfortunately was also the place Kirei resided in) for far longer than he used to do before. Which meant that the king's boredom was constantly a part of Kirei's life. 

Seeing this, Kirei gave one single piece of advice to the king. One that he still to this day, has trouble deciphering if it was this that started the beginning of the end. 

"King of Heroes, perhaps indulging in some entertainment pieces from this era could help ease your boredom."

Kirei remembers saying those exact same words as the king was lazily laid on the couch of their living room, clearly bored out of his mind. 

At first, just like the priest expected, Gilgamesh scoffed and told him that he had already experienced every pleasures from this world, on top of owning everything, so whatever Kirei was proposing held no value to him. 

Kirei just sighed as he went back to fill in some paperwork for the church. If Gilgamesh was dead set in being stubborn, then he couldn't really do much about it. 

That's why, when Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes who just scoffed at Kirei one day prior, came home with a gaming console and a few games, the priest couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. He tried his best to not mock the king who clearly did not want to be bothered about his sudden change of heart. 

At first, Gilgamesh was frustrated at these games. But soon enough…he started to actually enjoy playing them, to the point that he asked Kirei to join him several times (a request to which the priest politely declined every time).

It was sometimes weird to see Gilgamesh so focused on the TV screen (that Kirei had no idea how it even worked) to the point of being glued to it, but it was also endearing in some ways. He looked like a young adult with an affine love for video games and so Kirei saw no point in bothering him… 

That was where his mistakes lay.

Honestly the first red flag was when Kirei came home and saw…Gilgamesh watching an…anime? What? 

Yea, the sight was weird to say the least, the oh-so proud King of Heroes watching what he previously referred to as 'commoners foolishness' was gleefully indulging in it with a look that was weirdly innocent. 

Kirei thought nothing of it and then decided to just leave Gilgamesh alone. If he wanted to entertain himself then so be it, at least his advice paid off. 

…All of this happened two years ago. 

And the situation only got worse from there. 

The priest should've known that the moment Gilgamesh actually started to bring figurines and manga home that something was off. 

He should've known the moment that the blond was dressing up in a black jogging suit, plain shirt, fingerless black gloves and black bandana that something had to be done. 

He definitely should've realized that the moment Gilgamesh started to mellow out came home with his attire looking childishly excited about the new figurines he has brought or that time he was actually like a spoiled brat and held back tears of frustration after someone losing a bet over a manga volume that something, anything had to be done to stop this. 

And yet…he did nothing. 

Right under his nose, Kirei had let it happen. And that's why he was partially to blame for this situation. He literally had two years to react, and yet he did nothing to prevent Gilgamesh from becoming… 

A shut-in NEET Otaku. 

Now the prideful and way too confident and charismatic king was gone, leaving the bratty childish otaku to take his place. 

To be completely fair, Kirei actually had found this…endearing at first. Harassing and teasing the now mellowed king who was more prone to show entertaining emotions instead of pure contempt was…doing quite a lot for his sadistic side to say the least. 

The power trip he felt everytime he mocked Gilgamesh with the blond only barking instead of biting was genuinely making him want to push his buttons more. He even at some point wanted to make him cry and even do some other things that he'd definitely classify as 'evil'. It wasn't his fault that the now blond otaku was somehow extremely breedable. 

Of course, he couldn't achieve those things since while Gilgamesh had softened considerably, he was in no way a pushover. And so unfortunately his power trip over the literal King of Heroes would have only gone so far. 

However, his previous glee quickly turned into worry as he realized that…the blond had actually completely changed. 

Whenever he got insulted by someone, instead of putting them in their place like he would've done be it by force or sheer charisma. He would instead just reply like an angry cat as he threw some of the most petty words imaginable without actually doing anything. 

One day he came home baffled that someone dared to call him a 'twink', a word that the priest had no idea existed up until now. But once he was told the meaning of it, couldn't help but think that Gilgamesh, at least now, was the perfect embodiment of that word. 

But the take away from this situation was that when Kirei actually asked Gilgamesh why he didn't put the person who dared to insult him in his place since he could do that. The blond had the audacity to look surprised as he genuinely asked Kirei why he would do that.

The changes were all the more evident when Gilgamesh had unfortunately for Kirei, crossed the path of Rin Tohsaka who he was the guardian of and they…started to bicker like some sort of idiots almost every time while also bounding up all the more, which was…bizarre to Kirei when taking both of their backgrounds into consideration. 

A future magus in trainee and a four thousand year old blond twink arguing like two angry cats, even in Kirei's wildest dreams that one never popped up. 

But while this was strange, what was worse is that despite his slow changes in personality, Gilgamesh still retained some of his more…annoying flaws to say the least. 

The blond still acted like he owned the place more often than not, which meant that he never bothered cleaning up the messes that he did, opting to let Kirei do it since 'subjects are supposed to clean for their king' he says. 

And he kept on walking around the house either half naked or to the priest's terror, naked even after Kirei told him several times that having to watch his sorry thing hanging out wasn't something he appreciated on a personal level. 

Although at first it was pretty funny to Kirei how…shamelessly the blond was flaunting his body despite his pride as a man being frankly, laughable. Probably the best joke that Kirei had seen in years. 

His member was so small…probably just a bit longer than the priest's thumb while being completely pink and hairless alongside tiny balls to accompany it. A rather cute sight in all honesty. 

The priest guessed that the reason Gilgamesh felt absolutely no shame about his size was because he saw no need to since in his own mind he saw perfection. At least it showed that the blond couldn't be a winner at everything. 

He also entertained the idea that perhaps Gilgamesh's penis size was supposed to mirror Greek status, in which a small member was a badge of the highest culture and a paragon of civilization. 

However, he quickly shot down this idea since whenever Gilgamesh started babbling about the latest episodes of his favorite anime, any kind of highest culture within him must've been instantly gone. 

All in all, while Gilgamesh's front was to put it simply, pathetic. His…lower half made up for it quite well by having some genuinely plump and well rounded glutes to accompany it. 

No matter how much Kirei wanted to ignore the lustful feelings at times, he was just a normal human being and so was prone to temptation. 

And Gilgamesh's body was a weapon against that because the vile way his glues moved with each of his steps used to sometimes drive the priest crazy. 

If there's one positive takeaway he can take from this situation in the long run was how…Gilgamesh's shut-in way of life, somehow made his body all the more attractive. 

Now that Gilgamesh had a body of flesh and blood, he was a victim of things like gaining weight or growing older. Even if the latter hasn't done its deed on him. 

As for the former… it had been rather interesting on the blonde's body. 

First off, his abs were gone. Due to him not working out at all and instead staying at home playing video games and watching anime, his previously well sculpted abs were no longer from this world as all that left on the king's stomach is just a flat tummy now, hence why Kirei think the 'twink' analogy now fits him perfectly. 

But where it gets interesting was the fact that…Gilgamesh did get fatter from eating only trash and doing nothing. But the blond was also blessed with an amazing metabolism and a great fat distribution which meant… 

That all of his fat went into his lower half. 

Hence why it was so hard not to do any inappropriate move to the blond since he no longer looked like a king now, he looked like nothing more than a pathetic whore waiting to be bred by frankly anyone on the street. 

However…Kirei's infatuation with Gilgamesh's body died down quickly as…

It proved itself really hard to be attached to someone so obnoxious. 

So without even realizing it, he now couldn't feel any sort of lust toward Gilgamesh due to how much the blond was grating him…it was, an achievement if he said so. 

And also a huge loss as he realized that now…

He wasn't living with the pretentious and egotistical king of heroes… 

He was living with a manchild roommate who clearly had way too much free time on their hands. 

And unfortunately, Kirei has never been good with kids. 

—

Today, Kirei decided that he had to do something to get the lazy otaku out of his room. 

It had been almost one entire week since Gilgamesh had been staying in it like a hikikomori and hadn't come out. Which made the place smell sweaty all things considered. 

While the blond at least had the decency of taking showers and opening the windows, the fact that he did nothing to clean up his room still meant that it was nothing more than a big dumpster at the moment. 

Kirei…needed to do something to change this situation, and that's why he decided that perhaps he could have the pretentious otaku go on a stroll outside to do…whatever so the priest could take care of that mess which wasn't even his own. 

He felt like he was taking care of a brat and he doesn't know how to feel about it. 

Entering the blonde's room which had lost all semblance of nobility, Kirei slowly made his way toward the sleeping blond who looked so peaceful and…submissive right now. 

In all honesty, Kirei had felt for a single second the thought of physically harassing the slender blond for his own pleasure but went against the idea as he realized that it would've gone nowhere. 

But looking at him…honestly Kirei just don't think he could ever consider Gilgamesh a king now. Not when he was literally drooling on his pillow with a stupid smile while his hand was lazily resting on his exposed pale skin and flat stomach. 

Gilgamesh looked stupid. 

At least, Kirei took solace in the fact that the king wore clothes even if it was just a pair of black underwear and a white plain shirt. It was better than nothing. 

Slowly kneeling down, the priest softly pushed the otaku's shoulder as he tried to wake up the spoiled blond in the kindest way he could muster. 

"I need you to wake up, Gilgamesh. A busy day await you." Kirei said in a matter of fact tone as the blond twitched and the priest heard…a moan? 

"Nghhh~ K-Kirei not right now…'m not in the mood…" Gilgamesh said softly in a pliant and…surprisingly submissive tone that made Kirei both hold his breath and have a chill run down his back. 

It was clear that the blond was still in a dreamlike state. And if there's one thing Kirei was sure of right now, he definitely does not want to know what the otaku is dreaming about. 

However Kirei wasn't one to relent so he started to grip the blond's shoulder tightly. "Wake up, now." The priest ordered in a forceful tone, he knew that at best he'll just get an angry growl from the smaller man so he didn't care much. 

Finally opening his eyes, Gilgamesh groaned as he looked at Kirei with an annoying look. "Kirei, what's the big idea?" He asked while pouting annoyingly. 

The king's language also had changed as time went on, no longer was he using a condescending and varied vocabulary. Now, he only got straight to the point as the priest also swore he heard him swearing like a sailor multiple times. 

Kirei still as impassive as ever, replied to the annoyed otaku. "King of hero-" 

"I said to not call me that." Gilgamesh replied as he waved his hand dismissively. 

This was another one of the blonde's weird quirk that he somehow had developed but honestly? Kirei would rather not dive into this any deeper since he wants to keep his sanity. 

Sighing, the priest spoke again. "I made some breakfast down there, you should come and have a taste. It's pretty good." at least better than the junk food and snacks laying in your dumpster you call your own room. 

Hearing this, Gilgamesh at first narrowed his eyes as he soon enough started laughing in a cheerful tone."Ah ah! I see my number one subject truly has not lost his sense of priority, huh?" The blond said as he still chuckled lightly under his breath. 

While Kirei's face was as neutral as possible he somehow felt one of his veins pops up, getting bossed around by someone who was content with living as a shameful pathetic excuse of a man definitely was not something he very much appreciated. 

Still trying to keep his composure, he took a deep breath. "As I said, there's some food downstare." The priest gave him the most condescending look he could muster. "Get out of your room."

Gilgamesh raised his head up to have his ruby's eyes stare at the priest's empty one,  not bothered by the priest looking at him as if he was trash. 

"Why?" The otaku asked as he started to play with his nails, clearly not interested in Kirei's request. 

"'Why' you say…?" Kirei repeats the blonde's words slowly. "Should I need any reasons to tell you that breakfast is ready when you were the one ordering me to always let you know?" 

Gilgamesh looked at him with an unimpressed gaze. "Yes, in fact, that is the reason." Kirei was about to retort but the blond beat him up at it. "Usually you'd bring it in my room without any fuse. So being skeptical of you trying to verbally drag me downstairs is only natural."

This made the priest sigh, it seems that the blond still had some brain cells that weren't affected by anime after all. "I doubt your claims are well funded."

"I'm not moving from my spot unless you tell the truth."

Now Kirei sighed even louder as he realized that there was no beating around the bush with this man. "I want to clean up your mess of a room." He admitted.

Honestly, Kirei wasn't even sure why he was doing this for Gilgamesh. The blond was a grown up adult, actually no, he was far older than any adult on earth. 

But the priest guessed that a part of him just couldn't bear that thought of Gilgamesh rotting in his own room. Did he finally take a liking to this version of the king? Not as far as he knows.

Gilgamesh looked at Kirei with a curious gaze once the priest said his true intentions out loud. "What's wrong with my room?" 

"Everything."

This made the blond raise an eyebrow as he crossed his arms. "Let's hypothetically say that I'm letting you clean my heaven, just how much chance will there be that you throw one of my treasures because of your ignorance." Gilgamesh asked as Kirei looked around the room. 

This…this was the king's heaven? Good lord, he must've woken up on the wrong side of his bed today. 

"It goes without saying that…I'm about to throw a lot of those things away." Kirei kneeled down as he took an empty cup of noodles. "Like this for example, I don't think there's anymore uses for-" 

"W-What are you talking about?!" Gilgamesh instantly stood up as he snatched Kirei's cup of noodles out of his hand. "Do you realize how hard I've worked to get this particular taste?! They only sell it once every two years and I was lucky so you better not throw that away, you dimwitted clown!"

…

Kirei wanted to punch this brat. 

Although there was some hilarious irony about a king who used to boast regarding having everything, losing their composure over a cup of noodles. 

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. 

After a few seconds, Gilgamesh sat back on his futon as he crossed his arm and looked at Kirei as if he was an angry cat. "Hmpf, I'm not interested in your half baked breakfast. Go wastes someone else's time, I have a dream to go back to."

Right as those words were said, Gilgamesh dismissed Kirei as he went back to sleep. Absolutely not caring about the fact that the priest was still in his room, looking at him with controlled anger. 

Seeing as Gilgamesh decided to be stubborn, the priest forcibly shoved him out of his futon and dragged an angry otaku downstairs as he could feel the king trying to get out of his grip. 

However due to Gilgamesh having literally done no exercise for years, his hits came as something resembling taps for Kirei as the physical power imbalance betwee the two was unmistakable. 

Kirei took solace in the fact that he could physically destroy the annoying twink that was infesting his house like a parasyte. 

"What are you, my mom?" Were the words Gilgamesh said as the blond finally decided to sit down and just enjoy Kirei's breakfast instead of being an annoying pest. 

Breakfast went relatively calm as the duo ate in silence, but Kirei could not help but sneakily glance at Gilgamesh from time to time, due to being surprised that the blond wasn't going back to his room. 

Unfortunately, this didn't go unnoticed by him as he looked up at the priest with a smirk. 

"You've been staring, Kirei. See something you like?" Gilgamesh played with his plain shirt as he looked at the priest with a slurty look. "Well I'm feeling pretty generous right now. So go on, feast your eyes~" The blond lifted his fabric as his pale and flat stomach was in full view. If Kirei was in the mood he would've probably gone along with the otaku's flirt despite him clearly not knowing about the fact that the priest had no lust for him anymore. 

But right now, Gilgamesh's flirting only came as awkward to Kirei who couldn't help but sneer at the pathetic attempt at seduction. 

"W-What's with this reaction…?" Gilgamesh asked as an embarrassed flush appeared on his face, god this was weird. "The literal King of Heroes is playing with you and that's your reaction?" The blond said, almost as if this was baffling. 

Kirei narrowed his eyes. "May I remind you that you are the one who told me to not refer to you by that title?" 

"Oh." Gilgamesh replied. "You're right, I forgot." The blond admitted as he rubbed his chin while trying to search for the right words. 

Once he had found them, Gilgamesh looked directly at Kirei's eyes with his own. "This isn't a way to treat a guest just so you know? Your services could use that improvement." The otaku said jokingly as he went back to his food in front of him. 

Honestly Gilgamesh's joke wasn't funny. What was funny however was the fact that he went from a king to a guest, the self degradation was so high that Kirei couldn't help but chuckle lightly. 

Thinking that Kirei laughed because of his hilarious joke, Gilgamesh hummed lightly as his mood had improved tenfold while both he and the priest went back to a comfortable silence. 

Their breakfast had gone without any issues.

…That is until the priest noticed that the otaku was doing something that was rather…immature. 

"Gilgamesh, what are you doing?" Kirei asked in a rhetorical way as he didn't need the blond to tell him what he was doing since he already had the general idea. 

Yet the smaller man still had the audacity to raise an eyebrow at him. "What?" He responded in a disinterested and bland tone. 

"Why are you sorting your food?" Or more specially. "Why are you sorting out your vegetables?" 

Somehow, this seemed to be the funniest thing Kirei had ever said so far since the otaku decided it was the right time to laugh at his face. "Why am I doing that, you ask? Well, because I hate vegetables, duh. Why would I ingest something I despise?" 

"Because it'll be good for your health?" 

"Since when do you care about my health?" 

He honestly didn't, he just wasn't in the mood to have a whale infiltrating his church on a daily basis. Sure, Gilgamesh not only had an amazing metabolism plus if he gained weight it could be humiliating to him and that'd be the kind of pleasure Kirei revels in, but he'd sacrifice that just so the king could at least preserve the only thing about him that wasn't annoying to the priest. 

His physical body. 

So with a finality to his words and dodging the otaku's question, Kirei decided to put an end to this debate instantly. 

"Eat your vegetables."

This made Gilgamesh whine as a blush appeared on his face, guess the king liked being ordered around after all. How ironic. 

However the priest hoped it stopped at that since the blond was still stubborn enough to act like a five year old. "B-But I don't want to!" 

"Eat. Them."

"No, No Nuh NO." The blond started throwing his hand like a spoiled brat. "I hate vegetables! They taste like turds on top of having a weird and gross texture, I hate them." It unfortunately seemed that the otaku wasn't done yet as he accusingly pointed his index finger at the priest in front of him. "Besides they're green, do you know what else is constantly depicted as green? Poison! Do you want to poison me, Kirei?!" 

Well that sure was tempting at the moment, on top of being something he'd definitely have to take into consideration for some future endeavor. 

Being too tired to listen to the blond throwing a tantrum in the morning, the priest's brain went on autopilot as he started daydreaming about how he could shut up the loud brat in front of him. 

—

"What do you mean there's no more in stock, old man!?" 

"Aahh sorry about that, a few rabid fans came in today and pretty much brought all of the ones we had there. It'll take at least a few days before the stocks get filled again."

"Those damn bastards…" 

Gilgamesh's day went to shit astronomically quickly to the point that it was almost comical. 

Kirei waking him up like he was a toddler? He could deal with that. 

The same man dragging him around like a ragdoll while the blonde's hits were straight up ineffective? A bit worse but still manageable overall. 

Basically being temporarily kicked out of the place he's inhabiting for some stupid reason like 'cleaning his room' as if it had any issue in the first place? Would've used to revolt Gilgamesh but is now only a nuisance to him. 

The entire stock of Saber in a cute gothic lolita dress being straight up gone? Now that was the last straw for the blond. 

The only reason why he was fine with Kirei kicking him out was because he saw on forums that after months, the figurine will be back in store and it was one of the few that he needed to complete his collection! 

He already had the swinsuit one, the baseball one, the maid one and so on. So wanting to get all of the others was only fair to him. 

But he also completely forgot that right at the same time as he saw the news, some low life scum undeserving of living and who probably slept in their mother's basement also saw the news and so dragged out what would be his figurine like a bunch of braindead dogs.

What a farce. 

"Keh, these idiots think they can beat me. Shit-posting is my craft." Gilgamesh murmured to himself as if he can't get back at them physically, then he'd do it virtually. 

He was about to go and kick some garbage like a spoiled beat until he stopped in his track after hearing the shopkeeper talking to him. 

"What?" Gilgamesh replied in an annoyed tone as all he wanted was nothing but to take his frustration elsewhere and the man by doing this was clearly taking away this chance from him. 

However, the shopkeeper wasn't bothered at all by Gilgamesh's sour tone and expression as he spoke calmly. "Although…we don't have the figurines here, there's probably a place where you could find it or some other that could interest you." 

Oh? "...Get on with it."

Not even a few second after, Gilgamesh started to run excitingly toward his jew direction as he couldn't help but hide his smile and flushed face due to the new piece of information he had just gotten. 

Getting to the place quickly he had finally found what he yearned for… 

The gothic lolita Saber figurine. 

He excitedly made his way there quickly, and once he snatched the figurine… 

Something stopped him in his tracks. 

Looking in front of him with a look of curiosity and impatience, he came face to face with a shorter light purple haired woman who also had pointy hair for whatever reason, she was probably cosplaying as someone else, who knows. 

They both stared at each other for a few seconds, as none of them made any moves, waiting for the other to give in first. 

…Until both decided to pull back at the same time. 

"Get off the figurine you bitch…!"

"No way you brat! Do you know how long I've waited to get my hands on this?!" 

"I don't care!" 

Their useless screaming went on for far longer as they both pulled back with such force that the figurine was actually starting to get ripped apart. 

A thing that none of the two noticed as they were too busy staring daggers at each other like stubborn idiots. 

However their fight was cut short as one of the workers walked on them, horrified at seeing such a high priced possession slowly getting torn to shreds by two people clearly too determined to get it for themselves. 

It didn't take a while for both the blond and the woman to get banned from the store all the while they both furiously screamed that they weren't the ones at fault regarding this absolute mess of a situation. 

Clearly being pissed, Gilgamesh tapped his foot on the ground grumply as an annoyed look painted his beautiful features. Crossing his arms, he looked at the woman who seemed just as angry as he was and he felt like getting under her skin to relieve some of his frustration. 

"Are you happy with yourself? You get us kicked out because of your foolishness. How does it feel to be such a dimwit?" Gilgamesh said while giving the woman a look that breathed on condescension. 

Clearly being affected by Gilgamesh's words, the purple haired woman turned her head around and fixed the blond with a furious look. "Don't try to shift the blame on me, boy. If I had it my way I would've already been done with this whole ordeal but your stupidity had to ruin everything. Although I shouldn't have expected much decency from people in this age." It was the strange woman's turn to drop her sentence full of sarcasm. 

All of this made the blond sneer at her. "Hilarious. Someone's feeling extremely confident despite literally being kicked out of a mall for lacking even the smallest hint of brain cells. Is your brain working properly? Perhaps not considering the nonsense you're spouting." The otaku openly chuckled maliciously at her as the woman scowled. 

"What? You are mocking me for being interested in the same thing you sought to buy? Are you projecting to make yourself look grander than you are?" 

"I could say the same thing about you, mongrel."

"Beside," The woman ignored him as she continued. "What's wrong in wanting to collect those figurines either way? If you're as stubborn as I am to get those then you should know how rewarding making a collection of them is."

Gilgamesh clicked his tongue. While he didn't want to admit it, the damned woman had a point and that pissed him off. 

"It doesn't matter either way since none of us is getting anything and that's still your own damn fault." The blond grumbled, yes he also knew he had a part of responsibility but shifting the blame just felt more right here. 

He swears he saw a vein pop up on the woman's forehead. "Hey, do you want to pick a fight?" She responded in a low voice which made Gilgamesh laugh at how her frown that made her somehow way more ugly. 

The blond waved his hand dismissively at her. "Pff? What? Any other funny jokes in your arsenal? If you attempt to defeat me by making me die of laughter I'd say, you're on the right track."

The woman scoffed. "Hah! I might not be physically strong but even I can beat a skinny and shameful looking man like you with my bare hands, you just look like those pathetic low life who've never gone outside and as a result either look like shameless pigs and malnutritioned men." It was Gilgamesh's time to get angry as he slowly walked toward the shorter girl with a threatening stance. 

"Hah! How fucking bold. Even if I was only skin on bones I would've rearranged your unpleasant face with my toenails. Besides, we're judging on appearance now? What about you and what about those pointy ears, what are you? Some sort of idiot so desperate for attention that they try to stand out and fail miserably?"

"I was born this way! Didn't anyone ever teach you to not make fun of others' appearances?!" 

"Oh yeah?! Look who's talking!" 

Their useless verbal fight went on for a few more minutes as both were furiously rubbing their forehead together while grinding their teeths. 

After realizing how dumb this whole thing was at the same time. The blond and the purple woman looked on the ground, absolutely dejected. 

"...I'm not even up for a fight right now, I just feel like shit…" Gilgamesh said in a tone filled with disappointment. 

"Same here." The woman replied as she did the same as the taller blond and decided to silently look at the ground. 

Finally being done with their stubborn stupidity, they both went their way while Gilgamesh threw a middle finger at the woman as she replied with a mocking face. 

He had lost way too much time on stupid issues and so had gained absolutely nothing from this journey. 

Honestly, while he wouldn't want to admit it out loud, he was getting sort of desperate to get something worthwhile. He even thought about perhaps stealing but he saw no worth in doing this since there wouldn't be any satisfaction. 

Walking aimlessly in the surprisingly empty Fuyuki that he guessed was void of any passerby because it was work time or whatever. He managed to find something that was…rather appealing. 

A Saber figurine in a cute magical girl outfit, one that he didn't have in his collection. 

Sure, it was absolutely nothing compared to the beautiful wonder that was Saber in a gothic lolita outfit. But it was better than nothing for sure. 

However…there was one big issue. 

The figurine was in the hand of a rather unattractive pig, who was gripping it like the coming of Jesus. A thing that made Gilgamesh want to barf, wouldn't this mongrel know that his grease would strain the figurine?!

Groaning frustratingly as he started to walk away to not waste anymore time while looking at this vomit inducing display of affection, Gilgamesh kept on a straight path until… 

The perfect idea just appeared in his mind. 

Gilgamesh knew that he was attractive, of course he was, it was just a fact of nature. And he knows for a fact that some people would straight up get on their knees just to have him spit on them. 

And that man holding the figurine seemed to be the exact type of people to do that. 

He looked like the kind of man that was desperate for any kind of physical touch and who would probably ejaculate just from the single touch of a woman on his shoulder. Which means that the blond could easily get that dimwitted mongrel on the palm of his hand.

While Gilgamesh was neither a woman nor a whore, he guessed that playing a bit with the man to get what he wants wouldn't be so bad. Although he honestly started to have doubt regarding this situation because the man really was not…appealing. 

Although it did make the situation all the more exciting in a sense. 

Walking slowly toward the man, Gilgamesh nonchalantly looked at him as he spoke in a neutral tone. "Nice figurine you got there." The otaku said as the man turned his head toward his direction with a surprised look.

The stranger, who Gilgamesh will refer to as 'mob' from now on, at first looked skeptical but once he noticed the blonde's outfit, smiled widely as the otaku guessed that he was somehow desperate to talk about his hobby with someone else. 

Ew, Gilgamesh kept his neutral stance while the man finally replied after a few seconds. "Oh thanks! It seems that you have great tastes too, I've been searching a while for this figurine especially in that size since these commoners only sell miniatures for whatever reason. Also have you heard of the news? Apparently the famous gothic lolita version are back on sells although they don't really interest me-"

As interesting (it wasn't) as this babbling was, Gilgamesh has different ideas as noticing no one in the area, the blond pushed the mob on the nearest chair and looked at him with a predatory look. His ruby eyes scanned the mob like he was a snake waiting for his prey to show up. 

"W-What are you doing?" The stranger said in a small voice as Gilgamesh licked his lips, the power trip he felt at the moment has been really amazing to say the least. 

Not entertaining the man with an answer, the blond sat on the mob's lap and wrapped his legs around his waist, which meant they were also around the chair. Positioning himself in a way that'd make his plump ass grind the stranger's crotch.

Gilgamesh heard the mob gasping and chuckled breathlessly. "As entertaining," it really wasn't. "As your…facts were, I have a proposition to make." The otaku said as he moved his lower half in a slow and teasing manner. 

Not wanting to fix the pretentious blonde's intense gaze, the mob looked embarrassingly around as he seemingly hoped that no one would see him in this position. Some people really don't know the thrill of being seen in this situation, huh…

"What is it…?" The man replied on a quiet tone, Gilgamesh smiled mischievously at that. 

"Well…" Gilgamesh slowly caressed the back of the man's head. "Let's have a trade."

"A trade?" 

"Mhm." The blond slowly moved his head toward the ear of the mob. "In exchange for your Saber figurine, I'll give you the best time you could've ever hoped for. So what do you think?~" Gilgamesh grinded his ass to prove his point. 

The mob looked like his brain stopped functioning as he looked at Gilgamesh with his mouth agape, a thing that made the blond grow impatient. 

"So, what's your answer?" Gilgamesh asked, with a slight edge to his voice, he didn't want to have this absolute joke of a man waste his precious time after all. 

After a few seconds, the mob nobbed slowly. "O-Okay…you got yourself a deal."

Gilgamesh licked his lips and directly closed those with the mob's one quickly since he wanted to be done with this ordeal as soon as possible. 

It's not like he dislikes this situation, quite the contrary actually. 

See, while Gilgamesh was diving in what mongrels from this world took pleasure in, he came across those filthy books with women and sometimes men who had laughingly unrealistic proportions that solely exist for virgins who clearly haven't touched anyone in their life besides their mother. 

He at first brought several of those to laugh at them since they all were something to laugh at for sure. But as time went on…he started to take some sort of morbid pleasure in those. 

While the act of the sex itself in those books looked dumb, there was an underlying feeling about them that Gilgamesh just couldn't take his eyes off. 

Mostly being that, all of these woman looked like they all reached rock bottom while getting fucked hard from behind.

Of course Gilgamesh knew that it was only on appearance, a thing that disappointed him. So to fix this situation, he fell deeper into degeneracy and brought more of those books. 

But unlike before, the ones he had bought were pure unadulterated filth. And the funny part is…they mostly all included a mob character, who sometime looked like whoever the fuck Gilgamesh was making out with. 

As time went on, what started as a laughing stock ended up impacting Gilgamesh as he started to envy these women and men who actually managed to get the thrill of reaching the sewer of human decency. They seemed to always feel so good that the blond couldn't help but wonder how he would feel if that ever happened to him. 

Of course he's just horny, not a fucking slut. But…if someone was willing to take the first step then he wouldn't mind giving in. 

Still kissing the man, Gilgamesh felt a shy hand grope his fat ass cheeks tightly as he could feel the man's boner in between the crack of his clothed rear. 

The mob surprisingly has a well endowed size despite his unappealing appearance, not everything is to throw away in the trash huh…

It was easily three to four times bigger than the blond's cock. Not that Gilgamesh cared about that, he realized long ago that he liked taking it up the ass so it's not like his size matters anyway. 

Once they pulled their mouths out, Gilgamesh looked at the man with a lustful gaze as a trail of saliva connected the two tongues. The blond must be looking so debauched at the moment… 

The worst was that he actually started to feel his underwear getting soaked as his cocklet was leaking precum. A thing that surprised him that while he knew he could cum untouched, it usually did not come that easily. 

Looking at the man's figurine that was now resting on the table next to them, Gilgamesh went back for another kiss that was all the more sloppy compared to the first one. 

While this situation was turning him on, he preferred to be quicker because well… 

It's not like he truly was going to give the mob 'the best time he could've hoped for' anyway. 

—

"And that's how I got this marvelous Saber figurine! So what do you think, Kirei?" 

The only thing the priest could think about is how much he wanted to not be a part of this conversation. 

Kirei rubbed his temple in an exasperated manner. "That sure…is something."

"I know right!" 

Good lord, Kirei is going to spend his entire night practicing a ritual to have the demon who invaded Gilgamesh's body to get out since there's no way this is the same man who could've stopped a sniper's headshot with his massive ego alone. 

Sure, in a normal scenario Kirei would find that arousing. 

The great Gilgamesh, king of heros, whoring himself up to some unappealing man just to get a figurine that he could literally just get at anytime while using force was hilariously pathetic to the point that a part of Kirei wanted to push the man to go even deeper into this filthy mess. 

Just imagining a Gilgamesh being treated as nothing more than a toy for pleasure seeking of strangers was something that seemed really appealing. 

And Kirei is sure the king would look great while being completely fucked out or even crying, the thought itself was extremely sinful but reveling aswell. 

The issue was that as he previously stated, Kirei had absolutely no lust for Gilgamesh due to the king's personality becoming ten times more obnoxious after his descent into the Anime world. 

So what he would've considered attractive, ended up just being annoying as he stared at the stupidly happy otaku with a deadpan look. 

Kirei sighed. "Still, there's something that had been bothering me while you told me this story."

"Mhm…what is it?" 

"Why didn't you threaten these people to get what you want?" You might've become physically stupidly weak but you still have a huge arsenal of weapons at your disposal, one that'd make even militaries surrender in shame. 

Gilgamesh looked at the priest as if he said something extremely stupid. "Why would I do that? There's no joy in gaining something the easy way. How could I put my achievements on the forefront if the way I got them is shameful, there's no pride in that."

While Kirei could somehow see the king's point to an extent since all he was saying was basically that he couldn't show off if he didn't personally beat people up at their own games, which is at least something that he kept from his past self. 

Due to the way it was all worded…there was a single line of thought that appeared in his mind right as those words were said. 

…Who is this man? 

—

"This will be all for today."

"I see…my legs and arms feel like jelly but I'm not tired enough to stop yet, personally at least."

"Those are some good virtues but it's better to let your body rest so you can train at a stable rhythm. Although I can at least attest that you're getting better at it that in an even faster pace than I expected for sure."

"Well of course! That goes without saying."

The twintails girl gave him a smug and condescending grin as she confidently rested her hand on her hip, Kirei only decided to entertain her with a small nob of his head. 

He honestly still didn't know what to make of Tohsaka Rin even after having been her guardian for years due to the death of his father that he did cause but that's beside the point. 

Of course in his view, a growing child is an interesting one so he had some entertaining time seeing how she would develop as both a person and a magus. 

To help her develop all the more he taught her how to cook and is still teaching her to this day bajiquan to defend herself. Not out of kindness since Kirei couldn't really feel any, but out of a weird need of necessity that the priest couldn't put his hands on. 

He also did some things, either indirectly and sometimes directly that ended up damaging Rin in some kind of ways. 

Like either buying clothes that clearly did not fit the girl's frame to torment her or having the majority of profitable properties that the Tohsaka estate owned ending up in the hands of others due to his foolhardy and coarse management. He's just not very good with anything money related. 

But at least all of this could've also taught Rin the principle of principles of humility and poverty. A thing that would probably be useful to her, even if Kirei felt personally no care toward that particular outcome. 

Despite all of this, the more interesting part about Rin is that she had been resenting Kirei since day one. At first it started as annoyance due to her father spending more time with him than her, but after the fourth war and once Kirei became her guardian. She talked to him in a way that clearly showed that she was suspicious of his every move. 

She was a girl who openly spoke her mind and was lively, so her calling him 'fake' really isn't anything that surprises him in the slightest. In fact, it entertained him. 

Tohsaka Rin was nothing like her father, no matter how much she tried to pretend she was, they both lived in a different part of the same world. And that is what made Rin such a fascinating person to observe… 

…A thing that Gilgamesh unfortunately agreed on. 

Gilgamesh and Rin were…a strange duo to say the least. 

While Rin had no idea about the blonde's existence, Gilgamesh knew who the black haired girl was but made no move to interact with her since he feared that she would've been just as boring as her dad and so wanted nothing to do with her. 

However, five years later when Rin was twelve, they finally crossed paths randomly and it ended up being…interesting to say the least. 

While Gilgamesh at first seemed as uninterested as humanly possible, the moment Rin started to absolutely disrespect him, was the moment he actually took interest in her. 

Sure, she had no idea who he was and he told Kirei that the only reason he's letting her scott-free is due to her age. But it was clear that the king had a newfound respect for this bold girl that spoke her mind oh-so freely, she seemed to be the exact opposite of her boring father. It was to the point that the blond actually took value in the opinion of the little girl, which was a clear sight of some kind of respect toward her person. 

As time went on, their relationship also grew. It still started with Gilgamesh being condescending and Rin being too stubborn, but the more they interacted, the more they seemed to actually tolerate each other on a personal level. 

What shocked Kirei the most was just how they seemed to be on the exact wavelengths, especially when it came to somehow making the priest their target of bullying. The duo could somehow push each other's buttons so easily it was almost jarring to see. 

The more surprising part was when Kirei walked in on both of them…cooking, or more so just Rin cooking while Gilgamesh laughed at her puny performance since 'a king doesn't cook for his subject'. A thing at which the black haired girl scoffed as she had no idea that Gilgamesh actually was truly a king and she only saw him as a flamboyant blond that happened to live with her guardian. 

It truly reached a skeptical level when Kirei actually saw the duo cooking together of all things, still with their usual bickering of course. But seeing Gilgamesh actually doing something on his own was definitely a sight to behold. 

However their meeting didn't happen so frequently since most of the time Gilgamesh would be out to do some unknown things when Rin would come for her training or to just visit so she could borrow some money for gems. 

That is…until Gilgamesh did his personal anime lock down for two years and as a result they kept on crossing paths almost every week. 

Their relationship grew all the more significantly due to that, instead of being just two people related to Kirei somehow that grew past the point of just tolerance, they actually bantered and bickered like close friends and that was some of the weirdest thing Kirei had ever seen in his entire life.

With Gilgamesh mellowing out to a stupid degree, he actually started to go out of his way to try to introduce Rin to his 'pleasures' since he seeked company regarding those things and Kirei couldn't provide that. 

It at first started slow but than the blond seemingly started to get so desperate to the point that he even said to the girl that he'll give her a large sum of money for it….until he learnt that Sumerian gold was no longer accepted in any part of the world as valid currency anymore and that selling off valuable items of his treasury on the black market beforehand wasn't an option since his existence was supposed to be a secret. 

However after some time, Rin gave in and watched some anime with him…gaining some mixed reception. 

They also played some video games together but due to Rin's horrible handle on technology she was somehow so bad at these games that the gaming console almost blew up, a thing that Gilgamesh still teases her on to this very day. 

Kirei already knew even before the king's lock down that their relationship would grow to an extent, but seeing it go so far to the point that the blond actually felt lonely without her presence and looked forward to interacting with her while the girl actually came with present at time and gleefully entertained the conversations with him despite doing her best not showing it was wild for sure. 

It was hilarious to think that their companionship could be strained just by the mere mention of Tohsaka Tokiomi but Kirei wasn't suicidal enough to mention that name…yet. 

Getting out of his train of thoughts, Kirei looked at Rin who put her red coat back as she was about to get out of the church. 

"You're leaving already?" Kirei asked, not out of curiosity but because he felt like that was the right thing to say. 

Rin tilted her head around and hummed. "Mhm, since I'm done training with you I'll just do stuff on my own. I'm a pretty busy person after all." The black haired girl answered as Kirei slowly nobbed. 

He understood Rin's point and saw no point in keeping her here so he decided to just let her go. Which was supposed to be an easy task, until… 

"Oh! The little brat is here!" 

Gilgamesh, to Kirei's dismay, made his entrance. 

"Who are you calling a brat you scrawny NEET!" 

And Rin entertained his words. 

The priest wanted nothing more than to bolt off right now but he knows that if he suddenly leaves these two menaces just won't let him go. He did his best to suppress a sigh. 

Gilgamesh happily walked toward the duo with a huge grin as Kirei was at least happy that the blond was wearing actual clothes instead of just walking around half naked in his underwear. 

"Why haven't you visited us sooner? It's been awhile." The otaku said accusingly, placing both of his hands on his bony hips. 

Rin made an unimpressed face. "It's been literally only four days."

"Enough for me to potentially die of boredom."

The mage rolled her eyes as she directly looked at the blond still with the same neutral look. "If you really want to know I've been more busy than usual, life is taking its toll on me I guess…" She shrugged as Kirei swears he heard a hint of mockery in her tone. 

However Rin's words had no effect on the blond who just stared at his nails. "Yeah right, don't care." Gilgamesh replied in a disinterested tone which made Rin sputter. "Either way, you've watched the Anime I've recommended??" Getting back to his earlier excited tone, the otaku looked at the mage with a look full of expectations. 

"Hah?" Rin narrowed her eyes. "Do you think I'd have time to watch that? I just said I've been busy, what did you expect." 

"Liar, you just couldn't turn on the TV."

"Wha-"

Gilgamesh laughed loudly over Rin while the girl tried to defend herself against the blonde's claims to no avail. 

This is what their clownery usually looked like. Gilgamesh here didn't feel like a Babylonia king, he felt like a spoiled and obnoxious brat. 

And Rin doesn't feel like the heir of the Thosaka family, she feels like a girl who could get riled up way too easily. 

What a pain. 

After some time, Rin finally managed to get back to Gilgamesh. "Okay sure, I had trouble turning the TV off, I admit it!" She yelled as if this was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to her. "However, you eagerly waiting for me also means that this outcome benefits you!" 

The otaku narrowed his eyes. "Your point…?" 

Rin's grin stretched up so far and Kirei could secondhand feel the malicious aura coming out of it. "You've been lonely, haven't you? You pretend that you're only here as if I was some kind of entertainment tool but the truth is that since you're constantly in your room and you seek my company! I guess someone as prideful as you wouldn't want to say it out loud, I could understand that." The twintail girl waved her hand dismissively as Gilgamesh sputtered. 

"W-What?!" The blond instantly replied to Rin's claim with a stutter and a blush, his cheeks heated up. Here's another thing that'll always be weird to Kirei, just how much more expressive Gilgamesh now is. 

He pointed his finger accusingly at the smug girl. "What kind of nonsense are you spouting! Do you think, I, someone such as myself, need you to ease up my boredom?!" 

"Yes! You literally said it like, one minute ago!" The mage grimaced at the blond. "And speaking like you're a king or something, It's awkward!" 

"What?!" 

Funny enough, despite Gilgamesh's pride in his own person, he never once told Rin about who he truly was. Why? When Kirei asked him the blonde's response was that he found no care in such a thing. Which was…barf inducing to say the least. 

However it did give the funny interactions of Rin thinking that Gilgamesh was just trying to act like something greater than he was since she truly had no idea about his true identity. Even if by looking at the duo right now, he doubts the mage would even believe them if Kirei told the truth. 

What a team, a sixteen-year-old mage nearing eruption and four thousand or something-year-old twink going at it in the middle of a church where literally everyone could walk on them. 

Kirei had to put a stop to this. 

Looking at the two who were pointing fingers at each other, Kirei cleaned his throat loudly to get all the attention on himself. "If you two are still up to continue this bickering, I'd suggest doing it outside."

Both Gilgamesh and Rin raised an eyebrow as they pointed their index finger toward each other in an even more harsh manner than before. 

"Well, it's not my fault." They both said in unison as Kirei really had to prevent himself from sighing loudly. 

The fact that they seemingly shared the same train of thought constantly was hurting his head. 

And so he realized that the only way he could get rid of these two pests, of whom he was playing the foster father off, was by somehow bending to one of the blonde's wishes for once. 

Is this his punishment? 

—

"Ahah so how is it, brat? Aren't you joyful to accompany me on my stroll?" 

"Why would I be joyful?! I'm just here because you promised money to buy some gems!" 

"Sheesh, ever since we left you've been in a sour mood. Is it your ovulation day or something?" 

"Y-You…!" 

Laughing loudly and obnoxiously, Gilgamesh started to drag Rin around in the crowd as he searched for his favorite anime store. He finally managed to get the girl with him so he might aswell make uses of that before she started to complain yet again. 

"Cheer up brat, I'm about to show you heaven!" 

Rin shuddered. "That sounds gross without any context…" She said as Gilgamesh looked at her with a deadpan look, even he wouldn't have purposefully made a joke this bad. 

Ignoring the girl's protest, Gilgamesh forcibly dragged her along as they got closer and closer to the Anime store he had been so fond off recently. 

The otaku won't admit it but he actually felt giddy and dare he say, happy at the thought of having a partner with whom he could share his hobbies. Sure, the girl act recluent and is only doing this for some money but it's not like it'll be of any issue for the blond. 

He'll take that over having to pester Kirei to indulge in what he likes to no avail. 

Arriving at the store, Gilgamesh purposefully made a show and walked inside the store as loudly as possible due to wanting everyone to see that the true big deal was finally here. 

It if course did not work as the best he got was a bunch of side glance which kind of annoyed him since surely they would recognize him with his iconic outfit which was composed of a white tank top, black tracksuit and bandana plus his unforgettable fingerless gloves?! 

But then he realized that perhaps that were just too shocked to speak, fufu, of course they would have their tongue weight heavily inside their mouth after such a sight, he guessed he can't blame them for that. 

Chuckled lightly under his breath, the king turned his head around to look at Rin who was giving him an unimpressed look. 

Merely shrugging since he decided that whatever she had to say wouldn't be worth his time, the blond forcibly dragged the girl toward the Anime session as he searched for the best Blu-ray to buy for tonight's session that he already prepared (without letting the girl know of course). 

Finding something that sounded interesting, he turned his attention to Rin who also seemingly started to search for an Anime that could intrigue her. Eh, for how much she likes to complain, it seems she's taking a liking to it after all. 

"Yo, brat. How's this?" The blond said rudely as the black haired girl rolled his eyes and looked at the cover of the box that Gilgamesh had in his hand. 

Narrowing her eyes, she looked at the blond with a perplexed look. "Shingetsutan Tsukihime? What's this?" She asked, making the otaku puff his chest. 

"I have no idea!" The blond responded proudly which made Rin sigh while he laughed. "However it'll probably be interesting in some ways, who knows?" Truth be told, he only had chosen this anime because the girl on the cover looked like Saber. 

However, Rin did not seem convinced. "Doubt about that…" She replied curtly while going back to her own search.

Actually feeling curious about the girl's interest, Gilgamesh decided to put his head on Rin's shoulder as he looked at the Blu-ray box she was holding. "Found something yet?" He questioned and soon felt the mage shrugging under him. 

"Well…I'm interested in this one." Rin shamelessly shoved the box on Gilgamesh's face, making him stare at the name in front of him. 

"Haibane renmei…" The blond murmured while looking at the box thoughtfully. 

To be honest, he had heard things about this anime but he never bothered watching it. One, because he had way too many seasonal anime to catch up to, and two well…"Look like for kids to me…" The artstyle never really appealed to him that much. 

While he didn't saw Rin, he could basically feel her condescending aura as she decided to look at the box more closely. "Who cares? It could still be entertaining. Besides, someone as childish as you has no right making claims like that."

"Preposterous, I'm an extremely mature and well refined individual."

"Yeah right." Sighing, Rin decided to put the Haibane Renmei Blu-ray box back on the shelf and instead took something else out. "How about this one? It looks like it has magic so I'd give it a shot." The girl said in an uninterested tone.

Gilgamesh hummed. "Gimme." He ordered as Rin unwillingly complied to his order, probably too tired to deal with his daily antics to fight back right now. 

Having the box in front of him, Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes as he saw the name being… 

Bible black.

…

An interesting one for sure, but…"Let's just take Haibane renmei."

Getting out of the store and buying a bunch of anime Blu-ray boxes since the girl had no computer on which they could watch Anime illegally and the blond forgot his epic golden laptop. 

Gilgamesh started to walk excitedly toward Rin's house (unknown to her) until the mage stopped him with a rough hand on his shoulder. 

"Hey Goldie, didn't you promise me money?" She asked with a smile on her face that clearly screamed that she was threatening him, which made the otaku roll his eyes. 

"I was just kidding." The blond laughed loudly at her as Rin's face contorted into one of indignation and shock.

She pointed his finger harshly at him. "W-What?!" The mage locked her blue eyes with Gilgamesh's crimson ruby one. "That's dirty! You make me go all the way here only to throw me under the bus like that?! Don't you have any shame!"

Gilgamesh merely scoffed at her in response. "Pfff ungrateful brat, I'm showing you the pleasure of this world and all you do is complain and complain, you are the one who lacks any sense of shame."

"Ahhh?! What's that supposed to mean!" 

"Exactly what I said! Besides you can't force me anyway~" Gilgamesh obnoxiously stuck his tongue out like a brat at the girl whose face has become as red as her clothes. 

After regaining her composure, Rin looked at the smug otaku with a cold look as she decided to humor him in his play. "What I'm going to do?" The girl said with a mocking tone that made the blond smirk. "Let's see, there's a clear power imbalance between the two of us." Only as far as physical attributes go, but Gilgamesh decided to let Rin continue on her delusions. "I'm pretty sure there's multiple ways in which I could get money out of you without any effort." She pushed her finger on the blond's chest, which both made his smirk grow even wider while simultaneously feeling kinda overwhelmed. 

She unfortunately wasn't done. "Wouldn't it be humiliating? Getting absolutely dominated by a girl clearly younger than you? You would hate that won't you? Someone as prideful as you would hate that, right?" Now, the blond's smirk was gone as only sweat showed up on his forehead all the while his face started to flush. 

It was so uncharacteristic of seeing the mage get so smug that Gilgamesh couldn't help but feel both taken aback and drawn to…this entire exchange. 

"So what's your answer Goldie, how would it feel?" She roughly pushed her finger one more time but instantly made a shocked noise once Gilgamesh fell down on the ground. 

She probably stupidly thought that it was because of her finger which made the blond drop on the ground when in truth, the blond's legs gave out due to this entire exchange. Gilgamesh was just so turned on right now that he couldn't even stay up any longer and he's now extremely glad that he's wearing black pants due to the fact that he started leaking precum in his underwear just from being talked down. 

It's just that he recently had found out that he kind of had a thing for forceful people to an extent, which was weird since he used to despise those with a burning passion before. He guessed it only depended on their charisma, who knows. 

Not looking at Rin and panting with a huge blush on his face, Gilgamesh finally replied to the baffled girl. "J-Jeez I get it…I'll get you some stupid money so just stop…" A part of him wanted a bit more of this humiliation but he decided to just shove it down in a pandora box that he's only going to open when the time comes. 

"O-Okay…" Rin replied as she still couldn't erase the look of surprise on her face, she knew the blond had a lot of surprises under his sleeves but even she wasn't expecting that one. 

Their walk toward Gilgamesh's next destination was silent, they were at first walking in the opposite direction to before and then entered a back alley, it was all fine until… 

"Wait! Why a casino?!" 

"I'm going to get money for you?" 

"Are you an idiot?! Going at a casino is basically begging to lose all of your money!" 

Gilgamesh scoffed at her. "Bold of you to think I don't have any trick up my sleeves, do you think I'm stupid?" 

"Yes!" 

"W-What?!" The blond growled at her. "I'm getting money and this is how you're showing gratitude?!" Gilgamesh was tempted to give up on his task but decided to not go on with his threat as he saw that the girl in front of him had the actual decency of looking shameful. 

The mage rubbed her temple. "Well then…what's your plan…?" She asked, to which the blond smirked as he rested both of his hands on his hips in a confident pose. 

"You'll see." He waved his hand dismissively as he started to walk inside the building. "Besides, it's not even a true casino. Do you think I'd go to such a fancy place dressed like this?" Gilgamesh showed off his clothes to prove his point further. 

Rin actually seemed surprised by that. "Oh, good point…" But a questioning expression appeared on her face instantly. "What is this, then?" 

"Umm…" The otaku rubbed his chin. "See it as an illegal way to win money. On the front side it looks like a casino but truly you're not going here to just show off with some friends while getting lost in some fancy area. I mean there's hookers and shit behind the building." With a neutral tone, Gilgamesh finally entered the building. 

"Wait, is this all illegal?!" Rin asked in a quiet yet loud tone, she didn't want to have attention be focused toward them, but she also wanted to let the blond know that she was definitely thinking that this is a bad idea. 

Gilgamesh merely shrugged at her. "Yes? If you're not careful enough you could have some body parts removed or be sent to work in North Korea, who knows." 

"How can you be so confident? We both know you won't be able to defend yourself if push comes shove!" 

"Because I don't intend to lose."

The finality of the blond's tone made the girl shut up as she actually looked at him with a look of admiration. He might be fool to her, but he sure as hell was a smooth talker. 

Walking over for a bit, the duo found a woman who was sitting on a table with a seemingly huge bag of coins on her side. 

However this lump of meat did not interest Gilgamesh since the only thing he was after was the bag. 

"Hey you," Gilgamesh said with a smirk to get the woman's attention. "For that bag of coins I'll beat you at whatever's the game you're proposing." His sentence done, the blond ungracefully sat on the chair at the other side of the table. 

Not even missing a beat, the woman replied. "Deal, but what's in it for me?"

The blond's grin stretched wider as he slowly traced his body with his index finger. "This." He replied sensually which led to the woman rubbing her chin. 

"Nah," She responded curtly. "While you're attractive, you don't seem like something be able to give me what a truly want."

"You wound me."

"Anything else in store?" 

The blond sighed as he waved his hands dismissively. "Whatever, you can have my kidney if I lose or something, I don't care."

"Deal!" 

Gilgamesh ignored the way Rin looked at him as if he was some sort of weirdo and closely looked at the deck in front of him that was getting shuffled at a rather pretty good speed. 

Eventually being done, the woman played a bit with the deck of cards a bit more while looking at Gilgamesh with a confident gaze, probably believing that she had already somehow won. 

"Alright, are you familiar with the rule of poker?" She dared to ask which made Gilgamesh cross his arms and roll his eyes, of course he was familiar with the rule of this poker. Not seeing the need to entertain the woman any further he took the cards that were placed in front of him. 

"Yeah yeah No items, Final Destination, Fox only." 

"Umm that not-" 

Gilgamesh directly cut the woman off by slamming his deck of cards on the table in front of him. "Wham! Royal flush, Mongrel!" 

"But that's only one in six million chances!!" The woman urgently leaned forward and stared at the cards in front of her with a look of pure shock. 

Gilgamesh smirked as she directly looked at him. "How?! HOW?!" The woman seemed more baffled by the fact that the blond pulled such a feat rather than actually losing. 

All of this clownery made the otaku chuckle, guess he could humor her with an answer. "This was pure talent and skills on my part, I got to say I'm pretty underwhelmed by your performance." Gilgamesh extended his hand to appear as great as possible as some card flew out of his fingerless glove. "...Ignore that."

"Just…just who are you?!" 

Now this made blond laugh loudly while Rin looked at him with a disgusted look. "Ah! So you think I could give my name to some commoners like you? Feasting your eyes on my talent and physical form is already more than enough for someone of your caliber. What kind of insulting request are you ordering to my person, I should have you- its Gilgamesh by the way."

Both Rin and Gilgamesh soon ended up playing more games as their pockets were getting more and more filled with some sweet money. 

Although saying that both were playing was kind of a stretch due to the fact that Rin was just watching Gilgamesh blitzing through these games with the power of cheating and luck. 

Of course, Rin did try to play at times but the blond kindly had let her know that she sucked at those games by screaming 'Boo! You stink!' every time she did anything like the oh-so respectable adult he was. 

She wasn't indispensable anyway since the otaku alone was a force to be reckoned with. He did roll a lucky seven ten times in a row but what can he say? The world just loved him so much. As shown due to when he also won three horse racing bets on a row yet again with the sheer power of nothing but his presence, they were on their way to become rich if this kept on going. 

In fact, it got so wild that the reason why Rin and Gilgamesh had to leave was because someone actually drugged the otaku's drink to have him do whatever, he's not interested enough to find out. There were also some men threatening to beat him up but frankly he couldn't give less of a shit so he just dismissed them while Rin was watching with an exhausted look in the background. 

To celebrate their victory, the duo decided to just buy whatever they wanted in the closest mall, which meant anime figurines for the blond and things he had no interest in even remembering for the girl. 

With the bag becoming way too heavy, Gilgamesh decided to do a proposal to Rin. "I won you money, carry the bags."

Rin spluttered. "W-Where did this come from?!" She asked, clearly surprised by how sudden the otaku was with her due to how quiet he has been previously. 

"My arms hurt because of these bags which are filled with your junk. Since I'm the reason why you could even get those in the first place you should humor me and take those like a good peasant." He shoved the bag in front of the smaller girl to accentuate his point. 

Rin had a thoughtful look on her face and seemed like she would have agreed to the blond order until…"Wait a minute! Nu-uh, that's not how it's supposed to work!" 

"Excuse me?" 

"It's the equivalent exchange!" Rin pumped her chest. "Sure you're the reason why I have money but I'm also the reason why you even thought about getting money! We're in a stalemate here and so we should act accordingly. Have you forgotten that law? What a shame…" The girl's condescending tone made the blond close his fist. 

"Don't you dare use that reference on me!"

"Either way," She spoke over the baffled blond. "We need another way to proceed with the situation. For that I propose an arm wrestling match."

"Oh it's on, asshole!" 

Gilgamesh lost instantly. 

—

"Hey Goldie, walk faster!" 

"I-I'm trying to you damn brat…!" 

"That's why you should exercise more, those noodle arms need to be put into work!" 

"S-Shut up! You are the one forcing me to carry your g-garbage like a pathetic slave! You're evil, you're pure evil!" 

"Hey! I played fair."

"Tch."

As fun as bullying a pretentious young man was to the mage, she decided to let him off the hook for now since seeing him panting loudly with his face being flushed while they were walking on a slope was actually starting to make her pity him a tiny bit. 

Although the guilt she might've felt instantly vanished the moment she remembered that the blond would've mocked her just as much if not more have the position being switched. 

In the end he got what was coming for him. 

The duo wordlessly walked toward the Tohsaka residence since apparently they were supposed to have a sleepover that the mage had absolutely no idea about due to Gilgamesh keeping all of this to himself, as if invading someone's home without them even knowing was supposed to be acceptable. 

Oh well, at least Kirei did not know either, so thinking about him anxiously waiting for the blond to return was giving her a vile pleasure, clearly not befitting for the heir of the Tohsaka family. 

She really got influenced by this blond manchild… 

Finally arriving at the Tohsaka residence, she opened the gate and waited for Gilgamesh to slowly make his way toward her and smirked at him. "Even a snail would feel flattered." She said as Gilgamesh just scoffed at her and decided to just put the bag on the ground while he slowly trailed them inside the house instead of actually carrying them. 

Finally getting inside, the blond practically threw the bag that was already on the floor and directly went into Rin's kitchen in an extremely impolite manner, almost as if he owned the residence. 

Rin just followed and watched him curiously as he opened the fridge and shelf while groaning loudly. "Look at that…" He pointed his finger at multiple bottles of wine that Rin never bothered to open. "All you've got? It's piss."

"Well it's not like it's mine either way…" The mage grumbled as she looked at the bottle with a nostalgic look. It was what his father and mother used to drink when they were still alive and around, normally she would've thrown them away but she had some sense of familiarity with those that she doesn't want to get rid off yet. 

Unfortunately, the blond didn't seem to care about it since he kept on searching for something to fill his mouth with, what an inconsiderate jerk. 

After some time, he finally pulled out a bottle while smirking. "Oh well, at least it seems you've got some Ardbeg Providence, I'll take some of that."

"What the hell have you been smoking, Goldie? That Thosaka's, I swear if you do so much as to lick that bottle i'll beat you up and shove that beer up your behind."

"Hah! Fuck you too."

Despite his words, Gilgamesh decided to put back the bottle on the shelf while looking at the girl with his hands resting on his hips. 

"Then how are you going to humor me? I did carry all of those bags myself and I need something to refill my energy." 

Ugghhh…Rin did not even try to hide her exhaustion as she stared at Gilgamesh like he was some kind of idiot. "What are you, a kid? A grown-up man shouldn't ask a favor for any kind of little actions they provide." 

Gilgamesh scoffed loudly as her. "Foolishness, do you know how businesses work? What's the point of doing anything if there's nothing to gain from it, be it physical or not."

"My point was that," Rin pressed her words to give them more weight. "If you weren't such a scrawny NEET you wouldn't be complaining. You should be thankful that I made you do these exercise in the first place." The girl obviously understood her leap in logic but she just wanted to win this petty argument against the pretentious man in front of her out of spite. 

And winning she was, since Gilgamesh clicked his tongue at her face. "All you've been doing is mock me like an indignant brat, well you know what? I'll show you that your idiocy isn't well founded!" With one swift motion, Gilgamesh kneeled down, while putting one of his arms on Rin's back and the other on her legs. Once this was done, he applied some pressure to both so he could lift the girl in a bridal style. 

"W-What are you doing, Goldie?!" Rin said loudly and shockingly right as she suddenly felt her body being lifted up in the air, the mage definitely did not expect this outcome for sure. 

"I said I-I'll prove you that your idiotic claims are wrong-...!" Gilgamesh replied as forcibly as he could, which was kind of undermined by the fact that he was trembling like crazy due to the weight on his arms. It was clear that his body two seconds away from giving out. 

Rin looked at him as if he was crazy. "Forget it! It's impossible for someone who's been a NEET for years and hasn't done a single exercise!" 

"Shut up!!!" 

Gilgamesh still tried to walk with Rin in her gasp as unfortunately, his legs started to buckle on each other due to his lack of strength. "F-For fuck sake, since when have you gotten so fat!" The blond growled, grinding his teeth together to try and ease up the sheer pressure his body was dealing with. 

"F-FAT?!" Rin looked at him with a shocked look, her face starting to heat up. "It's not my fault if you are a twig with no physical strength!!" 

"I said you're wrong-" Gilgamesh couldn't finish his sentence as he ended up falling backward, with Rin's body crushing his stomach which made him gasp in pain. 

They two idiots stayed in their position for a while until the black haired girl lifted her to look at the blond who was groaning. "See? I told you it's usele-" The mage instantly stopped herself as she looked straight at Gilgamesh's eyes and saw that… 

They were watering? What? 

"Wait!" The girl instantly got up. "Don't tell me you're going to cry just because your pride was hurt!" She said loudly with an expression of pure shock as Gilgamesh looked at her with a frown and an agape mouth. 

"What?! Of course not! It's just because your fat ass directly landed on my belly that my eyes started watering!" The blond in turn also replied with his tone raising as he stood up abruptly. 

"I SAID I'M NOT FAT!!" 

"SO YOU'RE GOING TO SAY YOU'RE BIG BONED!?" 

The duo stared at each other like morons, until they both sighed in exhaustion as they realized how pointless and useless this whole bickering was. 

"You know what? I give up, you win that round or whatever. Take pride in this worthless event to give yourself a bit of self worth." Gilgamesh pronounced in a condescending manner as he pulled both of his hands behind his head to appear unbothered. 

This display of arrogance made the girl click her tongue. "Sore loser." She muttered lowly but loud enough so the otaku could hear. This whole exchange done, she decided to go back toward bags that they left at the entrance of the house. 

While on their way, Gilgamesh trailed his index finger on multiple pieces of furniture. "Still as old and dusty as ever huh…ever thought about buying a maid?" The blond asked as Rin merely shrugged her shoulders. 

"We had one but she left a few years ago and I'm literally always financially struggling so it's not like hiring a new one is an option here."

"Good point but is it kind of obnoxious to see this dumpster going back to its previous state even after we cleaned it so thoughtfully." 

"We? All you did was tell me that my cleaning skills were horrendous the entire time while you rested on the couch."

"Hey, at least I was able to find more spot with dust to clean."

Gilgamesh had a point but Rin decided to just sigh at him as she started to take out some of the items that were hers in the bags. Although she'll never admit it, she did have fun that day, even if getting the obnoxious blond to move his ass and help her clean up had been a challenge on its own. 

While taking some stuff out of the bags, Rin suddenly pulled out a black underwear that she definitely did not remember buying. "What is this?" The black haired girl asked as she turned around to face Gilgamesh and waved the black boxer in her hand. 

"Oh! You found it, give me." Gilgamesh instantly replied as he took the underwear out of Rin's gasp incredulously. 

The mage raised an eyebrow, surprised by how eager the man was to get a pair of boxers. "What is this for?" her eyebrow went even higher and hid behind her bang as Gilgamesh looked around him almost as if he tried to act innocent. 

"Dunno, I just felt like buying one." He muttered, and already losing interest, the girl just made a noise of acknowledgement. 

Truth be told she wasn't believing the otaku but if for some unfathomable reasons, the blond decided to go commando like an absolute freak then she'd rather not get involved. 

Gilgamesh then in a totally not suspicious manner, told the girl that he was going to the bathroom while also saying that she should turn on the TV that he brought to her like months ago for seemingly no reason, so they could watch the Anime they (he) have brought. 

This made Rin shudder. 

Even after all this time and no matter how much the blond has berated and mocked her for it, the mage still couldn't for the life of her, understand how technology worked at all. 

It's as if it was inscripted in her veins and mixed with her blood type that she just cannot understand how technology works no matter what she tries to understand it. She's not stupid! Of course not, but she guessed they're some stuff that no matter how much she tried to improve herself on, it would still lead to the same outcome. 

With her pretty much staying at square one.

Her humiliation peaked once Gilgamesh walked on her trying to turn on the TV and openly mocked her yet again, and it ended once he decided he had seen enough of Rin making a fool of herself and went on to basically do everything else himself while muttering under his breath that her and Kirei were somehow the same when it came to technology.

Rin felt more insulted at being compared to Kirei than actually being made fun of.

Laying on the mage's couch as if he was owning the place, Gilgamesh yawned loudly as he took out his phone whose color was obnoxiously gold like. "Let's order some pizzas." He casually said which made Rin look at him with a pretty disappointed look. 

"I…actually kind of wanted for us to cook today…" It has been a while since they've been doing this together, so the girl was kind of looking forward to doing that ever since Gilgamesh basically forced her to have a sleepover with him. 

Unfortunately she forgot that the blond was a huge asshole. "That's rough, buddy." He responded in an uninterested tone as he kept on scrolling down his phone without any care in the world. 

That idiot…! Rin was about to let a piece of her mind known until Gilgamesh suddenly said something that interested her. "You like spicy food, right? They sell some Mapo Tofu pizza if you want."

Rin stared at the otaku as if he just said something crazy. "Some…what?" She had heard a lot of weird thing in her life, but she definitely was not prepared for that one. 

Instead of replying with a verbal answer, Gilgamesh basically shoved his phone on her face as Rin couldn't help but make a disgusted face at the mere existence of such thing. The worst is that it actually looked kinda good. 

Turning the phone back in his direction to face it, Gilgamesh smirked. "I wanted to buy it for Kirei not so long ago but he refused, so if we buy it you'll be the first one to have a taste of this…thing." 

Rin sighed. "No wonder Kirei didn't want to take it…" A Mapo Tofu pizza of all things was definitely something that'd make the Italians want to go to war for. But Rin will be damned, she was actually curious. "Fine, I'll take it. It's not like I'll lose much if it tastes bad either way." 

"Roger!" 

Who's Roger? Rin wanted to ask but instead decided to just ignore that as another more intriguing question entered her mind. "Say, you were calling thing like pizza literally trash a while ago, what changed your mind?" The mage was genuinely curious about those changes in the otaku's tastes. 

"Pff I dunno."

"Seems legit."

Guess she should've expected this underwhelming answer. 

The duo didn't have to wait for a while to get their pizzas as the delivery man got in at an incredible speed, probably just so he could stare at the two of them and genuinely ask who had the genius idea of unironically buying the Mapo Tofu pizza. 

Of course in typical Gilgamesh fashion, the blond threw Rin under the bus and openly mocked her which resulted in some bickering that the pizza delivery boy clearly wanted no part in. 

Finally gathering their items, Gilgamesh lazily laid on the couch with Rin sitting not so far from him as with his greasy hands full of pizza oil, he took the TV remote and booted up Shingetsutan Tsukihime. 

The show was…boring to say the least, not because of the story itself but because Rin could not for the life of her understand what the hell was going on. It felt like everything was going too fast for no apparent reasons and once the Anime was done after four hours, the mage almost felt like what she just watched never happened. 

Almost as if this anime did not exist. 

Being done with it, Rin wanted to ask the blond if he wanted to watch Haibane Renmei right now but stopped herself once she saw that… 

Gilgamesh was sleeping peacefully on her couch. 

It was a rather amusing sight to see, of course Rin had no plan of actually bringing him an actual blanket since the blond deserved nothing but…seeing him sleep like that definitely tempted her to do it for some reasons.

The otaku just looked so…relaxed. It was both gross and clear that he was conformable due to the fact that he was drooling on top of being fine with letting his flat belly out while his right hand was resting on it. 

Rin almost thought that he looked cute for a moment but than threw those allegations out of the window the moment she realized that he was only giving her this effect due to his handsome features, and that the exact moment he would wake up it would mean that all the quality she saw in him right now would be gone instantly. 

How surprising, Goldie was much more bearable when he didn't open his mouth. 

To be frank, the mage actually debated drawing obscene things on the twink's face as a way to have her revenge on him for his constant humiliation. 

But now looking up at the day as a whole…no matter how obnoxious this pathetic excuse of a man was, he definitely made it better and so she at least held him that one, even if she'd never admit it out loud since her pride wouldn't let her to. 

After all this reflection, at the end of the day… 

She decided to give the blond a blanket. 

—

Even after all this time living in this era, Gilgamesh was not sure what his definitive opinion on trains was. 

Sure, compared to before he's now actually used to them due to having the unfortunate need to take those to go at some of the best anime conventions in the country but still…it always surprised him just how much people in this day and age were willing to all cling on to each other in such a tight space and call it a day. 

It was embarrassing. 

Although also useful indeed for sure, now that's something the otaku could admit without having to backtrack since just like cars, getting to a point A to B with it proved itself to be efficient. 

But it was just sooo tedious to take and sometimes (which meant most of the time), Gilgamesh felt like he was getting crushed by a bunch of people who had no clue what a personal space was, much less his. 

However…the most interesting part about this whole situation was that some rather weird people actually used that as an opportunity to do some stuff they wouldn't have done otherwise. 

Like right now. 

See, soon after waking on the brat's couch and definitely not getting flustered at the fact that she had actually landed him a cover (it smelled old as hell), Gilgamesh directly left the residence as he went back to Kirei's church to get some of his belongings. 

Of course, usually he would enter the church in the most obnoxious way possible to annoy Kirei for his own entertainment but, since he had been absent for an entire day without telling him, he knew that the priest would be the one to annoy him like an overbearing mom if he somehow found him wandering around in the house. 

So he decided to just sneakily go into his room and pick up some money so he wouldn't wake up the priest that sometimes had a goddamn sixth sense for things like this. Which annoyed the blond heavily since why the hell was he an heavy sleeper when a man as old as Kirei wasn't?! 

Either way, why was the blond doing all of this instead of just staying in his room like he always does? Well the answer was simple…he wanted to go in a maid café. 

Not the one in Fuyuki who while weren't bad, weren't anything special. No, he was going to go to the maid café of Akihabara! The literal anime city and good god he was excited. 

Sure he didn't know what to expect there, but surely it must only be of quality, right? Since this town is a literal dream for every otaku then it has to be a dream for the blond too, it has to make sense! 

But that's why he ended up taking the train since well…all he knows is that Akihabara was far from Fuyuki and he unfortunately was just a human right now…or at least was in a human body. 

Honestly, once he saw how crowded the train already was in his station alone. He debated just not going to Akihabara in the end but decided to push through since it would be just a few thirty minutes of exhaustion for entire hours inside his paradise! 

Just as expected, this whole ordeal was stupidly boring and painful. And as the train got more and more filled, Gilgamesh wondered it he would even survive before reaching his destination. 

However, all these feelings of anger and boredom left his body instantly as surprise instead made its way inside it due to the fact that… 

He was actually getting molested in the train, at this exact moment. 

How strange, how bold, how humiliating, how marvelous, how the fuck did this happened?

It's not that Gilgamesh was angered by this situation, of course not! He dreamed about having a scenario like this happening to him for months now. But he was also shocked by the fact that he somehow kept on attracting Mobs so easily. He gets that he's irresistible but come on, enough is enough! 

However, Gilgamesh got instantly frustrated once he actually realized that this was in fact, only the second Mob who touched him in places that were normally untouchable for any normal being. 

He was extremely attractive and could even act flirty if he wanted, why aren't more of these strangers trying to do weird things to him?! Are they that boring? So boring that they can't even see the blond's charm? Yeah that must be it, if we judge how repressed Japanese society is based on those weird hentai book the blond owns, then that means this country is just full of boring and cowardly people. Who cares about the ones that have some sort of moral decency? Why are so many people trying to follow that hollow way of living? Stupid and useless things like 'moral compass' should not exist when sexual activity or thoughts were involved. 

And especially when Gilgamesh was at the center of it, and he'll make sure of that!

However, the otaku gasped and instantly got out of his train of thought when he felt that the man behind him squeezed his soft flesh even more tightly than before, which made the blond blush furiously as he bit his lips to not let out some embarrassed noise. 

Truth be told, a part of him, the ugh…meek one that he developed over time,was actually shy about this whole ordeal. He was getting groped in the train by some stranger, of course he'd feel embarrassed! 

But the other side of him, the more prominent one which was his carnal side, wanted nothing more than to frankly fall down the deepest depth of degeneracy as the humiliation he was feeling right now only managed to fuel his desires all the more. 

He never thought of himself as a potential masochist yet here he is. 

Feeling like he had been monologuing to himself long enough, Gilgamesh decided to finally give his full attention to the disgusting man behind him that would've probably been put to jail if he was groping anyone other than the horny blond twink. 

"Mhm?" He turned around, raising an eyebrow while trying to act all innocent. He obviously knew what the man wanted and it was damn hard to not yell at him to keep on going since he knew how self-righteous people can be and how they'd probably treat the blond as if he was a victim here when the role of the prey was what he reveled in at the moment. 

"You better not say another word if you don't want to humiliate yourself in front of everyone here, men getting molested in a train isn't taken seriously here you know?" The man said in a small tone that made Gilgamesh almost laugh loudly, great, he was talking literally like those men in the weird books that he had hidden with great care inside his room. On top of looking just as unattractive! 

Great, this was great. 

However, there was one thing that troubled the blond as he instantly turned his head back to look at the train window due to…something that he definitely did not take into account. 

"Dude, your breath smells like you've been sucking cocks. Ever heard of a toothbrush?" Gilgamesh responded harshly in a small but judgmental voice as he was wondering if awful breath came in with every chikan session, he guessed it worked well as a punishment but at this rate he'll probably die out from bad smell poisoning. 

The man, clearly angry at Gilgamesh's claim, started to breath so heavily that the blond thought a fucking horse had invaded the van. "W-What did you say?!" The taller and less attractive man replied in a not-so pleased tone while trying pathetically to keep his voice down to not alert other passengers. 

Gilgamesh scoffed, the man wanted him to repeat himself? Fine. "I said, dude, your breath smells like you've-" the blond instantly stopped himself as he felt a hand starting to…massage his neck, what? 

The same sensation was on his glutes but…the way his neck was being played with kind of made him want to…submit in a way? Not that he had any issue doing that, he just did not expect that turn of event. 

"E-Eeek, it's cold, bastard…" Gilgamesh said in a low and pliant tone as he suddenly felt the huge need to get on his knees at the moment and that was pretty weird for sure. 

Is that how it feels to be the one on the other side? Literally two seconds ago he was bullying the man and now he's one being arguably bullied. He'll be damned, this isn't half bad. 

"Well well," The man spoke again and good god, Gilgamesh wanted to throw up again. "Not so confident anymore, are we?" The blond wanted to tell him he's only keeping his mouth shut to not inhale that disgusting breath but he realized quickly that this would've been counterproductive and so kept his mouth shut. 

Taking the blond's silence for granted, the taller man chuckled as he slowly started to trial his hand down the otaku's body while tracing his backbone until it landed on Gilgamesh's lower back which was already a bit exposed. 

The cold sensation made the smaller man whine but he kept his mouth closed while the man then started to restlessly play with his plump glutes through his black tracksuit by using his other hand, holy shit, this was amazing. So amazing in fact, that a part of Gilgamesh straight up wanted to beg the man to do him right in front of everyone…but he doesn't want to ruin his pleasure that quickly. 

If the king was honest, he hoped that the man would be more verbal. Sure, his ability at naughty talk so far has been laughable but…in those book he has read usually the man doing the groping was some kind of chat box that spoke constantly with basically almost no one hearing him for some reasons. 

He knows that real life is disappointing but for fuck sake, does it always has to-

"Aaahh~ ♡" 

Gilgamesh's train of thought instantly stopped as he quickly covered his mouth with his hand to prevent any more embarrassing noises from slipping out. "...Stubbed my toe." The blond replied in a small and embarrassed voice, he was actually wondering if some people were looking at him making a fool of himself. Where the hell was his backbone?! He dreamed of this situation and now he's getting embarrassed, how pathetic. 

However this really put into question what made him whine like such a shameless whore, he just suddenly felt some sort of thrill running down his body instantly and he moaned loudly right after…he can feel his pants still being on so he guessed that the stranger probably teased his hole through his clothing fabrics as opposed to just groping his cheeks. 

Things are finally heating up it seems. 

"Eh, I wasn't expecting you to scream like such a shameless slut at the mere touch of your cunt. I wouldn't gladly hear more of those cute noises, pretty boy~" This was so dumb, now he's actually getting feminized of all things. The king of Babylonia, being reduced to a common whore by some man who probably jacked off to pictures of highschool girls in his mother's basement and who was taking sadistic pleasure in humiliating the blond in front of a crowd. 

How exciting. 

"Well in that case, how about you work for it, hm?" Gilgamesh replied in a smug tone as he started sawing his hips sensually to prove his point, he's done playing hard to get, all he want is for the pathetic man to fill his fantasy now that he had gone so far. 

The man understably gasped as he was possibly more than shocked at Gilgamesh's response. "I thought it was weird how nonchalant you were for someone that was getting molested…but I'm surprised, you actually want this??" 

The blond scoffed shamelessly at the man, what kind of dumb question was that? "Of course I want this, mongrel. Now do you thing and nggh~ ♡" The stranger wasted no time and squeezed the otaku's rear to render him quiet. "F-For fuck sake, let me at least finish speaking…" Gilgamesh knows he sounded pathetic and pliant but considering that was exactly how he felt at the moment? He guesses he can't be angry at his tone of voice. 

"No, there will be no need to." The taller man whispered in the smaller one's sensitive ear while Gilgamesh slowly felt a hand trailing up on his body, with the cold palm sensually touching his flat stomach and chest, only for it to reach his collarbone and gasp his chin. It then did not take more than five seconds for said hand to slowly trace his pink bottom lip with its index finger. 

The stranger chuckled. "Suck." And the blond sure as hell didn't need to be told twice as he surely and gleefully took the single finger inside his warm mouth and started coating it with his own saliva. Completely oblivious to the wet and loud noise that the exchange was producing. 

Looking in front of him, at the reflection of the train's glasses window…he looked so stupid and whorish it was actually hilarious. 

His entire upper body was basically exposed due to the stranger's arm that was lifting his shirt, his pale face had saliva drooling down his mouth on top of it being flushed alongside his eyes being half lidded, his normally kept blond gold hair was pathetically disheveled and his movements which consisted of bopping his head as if he was sucking a cock sure as hell weren't doing his non-existent dignity any favors. 

And this wasn't even counting his lower half that was getting just as exposed, with his penis leaking so much precum through his black tracksuit that he was sure if he wore any other colors, it would've looked like he was pissing himself alongside the stranger now deciding that he had enough to just grope clothes and so actually decided to put his hand inside the blond's pants to grope the soft and hairless flesh. 

"Fuck, do you shave? I'm surprised by the lack of body hair…although you seem to be someone who takes care of their looks so in hindsight it's not that strange." Does be shave? Of course not! That's too much effort. It's just that his body was of course perfect genetically wise, which meant he had absolutely no body hair to speak of aside from his gold one on his head. 

Feeling smug about all of this, Gilgamesh looked back in front of him to indulge in the sight of his person getting debauched until he saw that some people were side glancing at them. Uh-oh, seems like real life truly isn't like in one of those weird manga, huh? 

Well whatever, now Gilgamesh has a reason to go even harder in his depravity as he decided that he would put on a show for these people, it's not everyday that you see a beauty like him so shamelessly exposing themselves. They should feel happy. 

The finger inside his mouth soon got removed as a trail of saliva connected it and the otaku's pink tongue. He slowly felt the hand being moved back down with the other one groping his ass being removed as well…what was the man doing? 

He fortunately did not have to wait long for an answer as he soon felt one on his crotch and the other teasing his hole, with the finger he coated in his own saliva. 

Fuck…the mob was about to tease him in both way, how entertaining, how laughingly engrossing! 

He heard the stranger chuckling. "Fuck, what is this dick? It's so fucking tiny I can wrap my entire hand around him despite it being hard. It'll probably be more accurate to call it a clit." Aahhh, there he was with the dirty talk which consisted of insulting the blond pride as a man, normally he wouldn't let that slide but the situation was just too damn good to make this an issue. And so, he decided to suck it up as he instead moaned loudly while not covering up his mouth this time. 

"Y-You keep on teasing me yet you haven't shown me what you're actually made of, a-as far as I'm aware." Gilgamesh replied in the most teasing tone he could muster, which proved itself to be rather hard when two of your most sensitive body parts are being played with simultaneously. 

The man merely chuckled. "Well, that's because I'm not done yet." Well yeah hopefully you aren't. Gilgamesh almost said out loud but kept his mouth shut once the man's tone dropped a few octaves and he whispered in his ear. "In fact, the only way we could get to the next stage is entirely up to you."

"Um?" Frankly? This got Gilgamesh's attention, while he wasn't against having control over this situation he somehow knew that this definitely wasn't what the man had in mind. 

And he was proved correct soon enough as words that had never ever been addressed to him in his entire life finally got muttered by the garbage behind him. 

"Beg." 

… 

"Excuse me?" Gilgamesh replied in a low tone that would've seemed threatening if it wasn't for the fact that he looked like some sort of two dollar hooker at the moment. 

The man, clearly getting a bit too confident, feigned innocence. "Hm? What's so hard to understand? Is the pleasure taking such a toll on you that you can't even understand words correctly? Fine then, I'll say it again." He pressed the grip on the blond's penis. "I want you to beg like a dog, a bitch. This isn't hard to understand, right?" It wasn't for sure but…

This made the otaku feel things. 

The man had a point unfortunately, right now, at this exact moment, Gilgamesh wasn't a king or hell he wasn't even an otaku. No, he was nothing more than some sort of slut that was getting off on getting molested in a damn train where some people are actually seeing him and sending him looks of disgust. 

The train, this enclosed space was out of his reality, it was a place on its own realm or more so plain of existence where whoever he is outside of it doesn't matter. Right now there's no Gilgamesh at all here. No, all there is at this exact moment, is some sexual deviant who shared the same appearance and personality as him, a part of him that'd only come up in some specific situations with this one being the prime example. 

A situation where responsibility was thrown out of the window, and all that was left was the carnal desire of an animal who took pleasure in its own impending humiliating demise. 

How degrading. 

This was amazing. 

"C-C'mon just do me already…? Make me your bitch if you truly mean it~ Please…I'm letting you take control so don't you make me regret my choice~ ♡" He couldn't believe those words were actually coming from his own mouth but at the same time it felt way too right for a  pitiful specimen such as himself at the moment. 

Being content with Gilgamesh's claim, the man just nobbed and hummed as he instantly got to work and made a mess out of blond's body instantly. 

It didn't take long for the otaku to get close to ejaculating as the taller man started teasing the blond's prostate with his finger which kept on making him moan loudly, not even caring that people were straight up gossiping about him. They were background characters, spectators anyway so it's not like they mattered in his quest for pleasure. 

As time went on, his expression became downright vile. His eyes were rolled up and his tongue lolled out while he was drooling like crazy with practically only gibberish that could've come out of his mouth, reaching rock bottom truly was an entertaining experience. 

After some time, Gilgamesh felt his small dick twitch and with a loud whine, he finally came in his pants and instantly fell down on his knees the moment he squirted inside his pants. He was so wasted that he honestly couldn't get up but he still needed more. 

He noticed that they would've soon enough arrived at a train stop but frankly? He didn't care, he just needed the man to truly fall into the depth of depravity with him. 

"F-fuck that was amazing." Gilgamesh started slurring in an almost maniac tone. "We have to keep on doing this! Eheh..." 

The man was understably shocked as his eyes widened at the twink who somehow proved himself to be even more unhinged than he thought. "W-What?" He replied in a tone that made the king laugh out loud. Why did he seem scared? He should feel proud that Gilgamesh wants to go all out with him! 

"I want you to absolutely destroy and defile me. In the train station bathroom or whatever I don't give a fuck. Piss, spit, slap, bully or degrade me, god just go all out with your words and actually make me your bitch and don't pussy out!" Words that were alien even to him started pouring out of his mouth as his manic desires could not be held any longer, he swears his brain was overheating with how much the thought of doing all of what he said was turning him on. 

The taller man looked around warily as now the whole train was looking at them, as if they were some kind of crazy people that should be put in a mental asylum. 

The exact moment they arrived at the train station, the man bolted out of the wagon and yelled. "Aw hell no I'm outta here!" Which left Gilgamesh confused as he started yelling profanities at the stranger whose sight he had lost due to the crowd. 

Some idiot asked him if he was fine, to which he replied that of course he wasn't since the man prevented him from having his good time! Which made him earn a few disgusted looks, what a bunch of dumbasses. 

However…after Gilgamesh took a sit and the post-nut clarity hit him. All of he could do was bring his hand toward his face while it was heating up like crazy in embarrassment due to the fact that he made a foul of himself in front of an entire crowd of people. 

Sure, when he was in the heat of the actions he had no worries about this since all that mattered was getting off, but now that he's alone with his thoughts…for fuck sake, he wants to die…

Trying to do everything possible in his mind to forget what just happened, even if he knows that in a few hours he would take pride in it. 

Gilgamesh completely forgot that he actually had no idea how long it would take to reach Akihabara. 

—

Kirei was honestly feeling a whiplash of emotions. 

A part of him was happy that the noisy blond disappeared since that'd mean he wouldn't pollute his church anymore, although it was rather boring now that he thinks about it. 

But a part of him was also feeling kind of well…not so happy since he knows that if he cleans the blond room and throws some things he weirdly likes in the trash, that the exact moment the blond will get home, Kirei's eardrums are going to be absolutely destroyed. And that's definitely something Kirei doesn't want his ears to go through even if the sad face that the king could wear at such an act would've been hilarious. 

So in the end he ended up practically doing nothing aside from pretty much looking around Gilgamesh's own dumpster in an attempt to entertain himself since the otaku was weirdly hell bent on keeping some things a secret for him, where has the proud king that had nothing to hide gone? In the gutter it seemed. 

He ended finding some rather amusing treasure underneath all of the trash. First, some sex toys which were both hilarious and also not so surprising considering the otaku acted like some sort of horny teenager constantly high on hormones. 

But what surprised him was a bunch of pornographic books featuring women whose proportions were as unrealistic as possible with their breasts probably being three times bigger than Kirei's head. 

The most shocking part in all of this was that some other pornographic books were hidden behind the one with the…indecent body. 

The difference is that these books featured two men instead of some cows pretending to be female. 

Kirei sighed, he felt like some sort of overbearing mom that actually found out about her child bisexuality and he honestly does not know how to feel about this. 

He has never been a good parents, Caren being placed in the custody of her mother's relatives and the 'orphanage' he has in his basement are already enough proof of that fact. 

Besides, considering how gleefully the otaku talked about literally doing foreplay with a stranger in public and how he kept on flirting with him, it's not like Kirei was oblivious to where the otaku's interest lied. 

He merely decided to shrug it off as he waited Gilgamesh to come back since while the thought of the obnoxious man getting kidnapped and possibly raped was doing well for his sadistic needs, he'd also rather not see him be cut in tiny pieces and thrown in some random garbage all around the region. 

He realized a few hours later that Gilgamesh being kidnapped would've actually been a mercy to his soul the exact moment the blond entered the church in the most obnoxious manner possible and started to harass his eardrums like never before. 

The otaku wasted no time and started explaining why he was absent and his plans to Kirei in some sort of incomprehensible ramble that the priest frankly had no time nor will to truly decipher.

However he almost scoffed loudly once he heard what Gilgamesh's destination was. 

"So you wanted to go to Akihabara…"

"Yes? I literally just said that."

…This brat is an idiot. "And you went there without knowing that it would've taken you at least fourteen hours to actually reach it?" 

Gilgamesh merely shrugged at that. "That was a surprise to me too! It's the fault of how confusing the traffic is-" 

No, it's only your fault. 

"-But I could've luckily found a taxi that got me there once the train reached its end and I was…somewhere? Either way, this doesn't matter, what matters is-" And then the otaku went back in his rambling that frankly did not interest Kirei one bit. 

But while Gilgamesh was practically pouring out his entire travel in a messy summary, one event in particular catched Kirei's attention. 

"Pardon me, could you repeat what you just said?" The priest interrupted the blond as he wanted to be sure that he heard what he said correctly. 

Gilgamesh just raised an eyebrow as he shrugged and decided to explain his tale again. "As I said, hours before reaching Akihabara the taxi had to stop in Nishinomiya to get some gasoline and so I saw first hand a bunch of idiotic teenagers trying to do some kind of movie where the protagonist was a fighter from the future that dressed as a bunny girl during the day and a maid during the night to fight some stupid witches since she had to protect some boy from her school that was also an esper." Gilgamesh kept on going. "Also the cat somehow talked and her 'Mikuru beam', as the protagonist called it in her own obnoxious voice seemingly materialized into the real world."

"That not what I-" 

"It was rather entertaining, I would probably give them some money."

Kirei sighed, this event wasn't the one he was looking for. "I meant…before that." 

"Oh!" Gilgamesh perked up. "Some asshole molested me in a train and didn't have enough balls to actually finish the job, what a bastard." The blond's expression turned into an angry one but he frankly just looked like some sort of annoyed cat so it wasn't that threatening.

Honestly the fact that the otaku was more angry about the man…not finishing his work rather than getting molested in the first place made Kirei almost deflate like a balloon. "...And the fact that you got molested doesn't bother you in the first place?" Kirei asked in the most exasperated tone he could muster. 

Gilgamesh scoffed at him. "Huh? Of course not! I've been dreaming about this situation for a while now and I already was pretty open about my desire before. Why would I be bothered once it actually happens?" The priest felt something break inside him once he heard those words, the last thread of patience that he had toward the brat was now nose diving into oblivion. 

"I don't think I was clear enough." Kirei replied in a voice of pure indifference that was even unlike him. "So you've basically let yourself get groped like some sort of whore without any shred of dignity by some random stranger and let them take control of you just because you felt like it?" 

"Yes, that's what I said." 

Kirei looked at Gilgamesh for a total of two seconds as he then proceeded at an incredible speed, to overpower and shove the man on the nearest table while gripping his neck in a rather dangerous way. 

"K-Kirei…what are you doing?" Gilgamesh asked in a small and shocked tone as the priest could swear he saw an hint of confusion in those eyes, he should've done this sooner. 

Kirei decided to ignore the blond's question as he started monologuing to himself. Why was he doing this? Frankly he doesn't know. It's just the moment he actually heard of Gilgamesh letting people take control of him in such a vile situation, he couldn't help himself. 

He already knew deep down that the king was more on the submissive side but he at least still had that air of nobility and confidence surrounding him, the air that pulled Kirei out of his shell and showed him what he truly was, the air that the taller man both admired and wanted to crush. 

Now it was all gone, all that was left was this brat who frankly annoyed Kirei to no end. And the worst part? Despite all of this, he doesn't dislike Gilgamesh or more so he can't for reasons absolutely incomprehensible to him. 

He always viewed himself as hollow, as someone who could only gain pleasure from others' misery. And well…perhaps it was finally time for him to torment the blond a little more than just with mere teasing. 

So…he was a sex fiend who took pleasure in letting strangers humiliate him and his personhood. He…somehow managed to gain pleasure from that. 

And so Kirei will prevent him from gaining said pleasure, he'll use Gilgamesh with or without his consent and only make this about himself. He wants to hurt the otaku at the moment, and so he will. 

Looking at the blond's expression, Kirei grinned maliciously once he saw the drool coming out of Gilgamesh's mouth as he tried gasping for air, on top of his eyes, watering in a worried expression. And it was so pitifully delectable.

Kirei unfortunately had different plans as he threw Gilgamesh's body on the floor and the exact moment he heard it landing with a loud 'thud', the priest started to unzip his pants as he decided to give no time to breath to the king. 

Softly rubbing his neck while coughing and gasping for air, Gilgamesh raised his head with a glare as he tried to voice his protest in a shaky voice. "Kirei, what the h-MHM!" He unfortunately couldn't even finish his sentence as Kirei instantly shoved his penis inside the blond's open mouth. 

"Bite and you can say goodbye to your brain." Kirei said the exact moment he felt some teeth on his member. He honestly has no idea if he would've gone through with his threat but due to the clear dominance he had over this situation, the otaku somehow listened to him as he instead started bobbing his head. 

And god the expression that Gilgamesh was wearing right now was delectable but not one he truly revel in since it looked like the otaku was enjoying himself, and this definitely was not part of his plans. 

So without any warning, he gripped the blond's head and shoved his hips forward to have his penis reach the back of Gilgamesh's warm throat. He ignored the noises of protest coming from the blond as he savored just how miserable he looked. 

Gilgamesh was now on all four, with tears streaming down his face alongside his nose basically sniffing Kirei's pube like a dog due to it being the only way for him to not pass out due to the lack of oxygen. On top of that, this position made the blond's ass standout through his black tracksuit as the plump glutes were bouncing with each move. For someone that lacked muscle in every department, the otaku's lower half truly is a miracle…except when it came to his penis. 

Frankly, Kirei wanted to cum in the smaller man's throat and use him as his personal toilet but he decided that…perhaps filling him with his semen through his other hole would overall be a much more exciting idea. 

So taking all of his strength to go against his own carnal instincts, Kirei pulled his hips back and removed his member from Gilgamesh's mouth, with a trail of saliva and precum connecting his penis and the blond's tongue that was lolling out uselessly. 

It didn't take long for the smaller man to get on his knees as Kirei licked his lips at the indecent picture in front of him. 

Gilgamesh, the king of heros was panting like a dog with his tongue hanging out and flushed face that wasn't doing much to save his dignity. On top of that, his blond hair were as disheveled as humanly possible with the spot in-between his legs getting more and more-

… 

Now that's just baffling. 

"You're…actually getting excited by this whole situation." Kirei said in a matter of fact and disappointed tone, even when he wanted to hurt the blond, it only ended up turning him on all the more…since when was the king such a masochistic slut.

It took a few second for Gilgamesh to gain his composure back as he looked at Kirei with a curious expression. "Of course? Why wouldn't I be?" 

Well…"I don't think someone attempting to rape you should…make you ejaculate."

"Hmpf!" The blond smirked at him. "You underestimate me, Kirei!" He replied as if being that much of a degenerate was something to take pride in. 

It was stupid and absurd but…this also gave Kirei a new idea. Fine, he can't destroy the blond mentally due to him already being some sort of nymphomaniac so he'll at least try to take this smirk out of the smaller man's face. 

Yes, he'll do that. 

"Get on the couch." Kirei ordered, he wasn't in the mood to deal with the blond teasing any longer and just wanted to be already done with this situation so he could think about something else. 

However, Gilgamesh seemingly hasn't catched up the meaning of his word as he smirks at him. "Oh? Feeling feisty aren't we?" He replied in a teasing tone and clicked his tongue once he saw Kirei look at him with an expression of pure cold indifference. "Tch, you're no fun." The otaku grumbled as he crawled toward the couch. 

Kirei started slowly walking toward his prey as the blond seemingly wasn't done with his teasing and started to pull his shirt up and slowly trace his perfect body with his finger in an attempt to arouse the priest. "C'mon Kirei, I know you want this~" The slurty tone that the otaku used would've probably made any normal person get on their knees due to the sheer lust coming from it.

But unfortunately Kirei is far from normal, and so he decided to get to business instead and removed the blond's pants and underwear without even warning him. 

The cute sight in front of him made him scoff. "With a penis like this, it's no wonder that you are the passive one." Kirei murmured gleefully as he started flicking the poor cocklet in front of him that looked like it was the size of his thumb, which was rather humiliating since the Greek gods analogy does not apply to a half god from Mesopotamia. 

The below average cock started leaking precum like crazy, which showcased just how much Gilgamesh was enjoying this. 

"Nghhh~♡ K-Kirei, just to get aahh..work already, I'm ready…" Gilgamesh's slurred tone made the priest want to tease him all the more as while the blond's loose hole (did he somehow prepare himself before this or was it natural?) was tempting, his reactions were all the more entertaining. 

He took a few seconds before his next action, to make the blond grow rather impatient. And then slapped Gilgamesh's small, bouncy cock as it flopped around helplessly, leaking precum and earning him a loud moan.

"Nyah!~♡" The blond whined in a high pitched tone reminiscent of a girl as he started panting heavily at the abuse that his dick was receiving. 

Honestly it took all of Kirei's willpower to not laugh like a maniac. Nyah? What was he? Some kind of idiotic cat? 

The priest stated pitching Gilgamesh's member as the only thing that could be heard in the quiet room was the blond's obscene noises. 

"A-Ahh…Ahh!"

"B."

"For fuck sake, Kirei!" 

Alright, he admits, this one was completely on him since he felt in the mood to ruin the blond's own one for his sweet sadistic pleasure. 

But…for how fun tormenting the brat was, the priest decided that perhaps he should finally get to the important part as he spread the blond's smooth, hairless legs and lined up his penis with the smaller man's twitching hole. 

This made Gilgamesh scoff. "Ah! Seems like you're finally- Hgghn~♡" Thrusting his dick inside the blond's loose hole instantly rendered him quiet as Kirei started pounding him at a downright punishing pace. 

The only noise coming from Kirei were grunts as he started breeding Gilgamesh with the best of his abilities, which proved itself to be working since the smaller man was moaning like crazy with his face looking downright vile at the moment. 

Just…"Like a whore." Kirei murmured to himself as he spat on the blond's face who just moaned at this. How deplorable. 

While the situation was doing a great job and filling Kirei appetites for degradation, there was one last thing he needed to do…one last thing that'd make Gilgamesh truly reach rock bottom. 

Kirei stopped himself as he looked straight at the blond's half focused ruby crimson eyes and barked his order. 

"Apologize." 

Gilgamesh, surprised by the priest's words, raised an eyebrow at him as if he said something completely alien to his ears. "For what?" He asked in a predictable turn of fate. 

"Everything." The priest replied. "For being such an obnoxious nuisance, a parasyte who do not know how to live properly, a brat without any shred of dignity, a slut who shamelessly let himself get defiled by strangers, everything." 

Gilgamesh, just as he expected, of course, laughed at him. "And where's your business in all of this? As far as I'm aware you-" Kirei instantly cut the king down he started thrusting his hips yet again to render him quiet. 

"I did not ask for your opinion." The tone he asked was cold and straight to the point with absolutely no hint of teasing behind it. "Play this game with me and I'll stop pounding you right there."

"W-Whaaa~ n-no…don't do that!" 

"Then you know what you have to do." He of course had no plan of actually stopping in his act but, he needed the king to willingly, on his own accord submit to him and sohe decided that perhaps blackmail was the correct way to go. 

Which proved itself to be correct as after a shaky breath, Gilgamesh looked at him with pleading and lustful eyes. "I-I'm sorry for being s-such a trash being, Kirei. And I-I'm sorry for being no better than some sort of commun whore, please f-forgive me…" God this was so pitiful, so miserable, so pathetic and so enticing as it gave the priest the boost he needed to truly fill the smaller man to the brim. 

Now the king of Babylonia was truly nothing more than some sort of pathetic sow. Ohh, how the mighty have fallen. 

Kirei started ignoring any noise or words coming out of Gilgamesh as all that mattered to him now was reaching his own pleasure. The otaku's job was just to be a hole that was meant to look pretty while being filled.

And being Gilgamesh, he of course fulfilled that part perfectly with his lustful expression which looked as debauched as humanly possible. 

Needless to say, it did not take long for Kirei to cum inside the blond's pink asshole as his body was seemingly perfectly shaped to take cock from every angles apparently. 

However…he realized that despite having cum, he was still somehow far from done and could go for even longer. He guessed that was because he actually hasn't played with his manhood for years and so was filled to the maximum with semen that was just waiting for a hole to force its way in. 

And so, not wasting anymore time, he started fucking Gilgamesh again and came inside him again, and again, and again…until he had lost count of how many time he actually ejaculated in the blond's now gaping hole as he removed his penis from it. 

The blond looked absolutely wasted right now, which was pretty normal considering just how hard Kirei went on him. But he somehow also looked perfect, almost as if he was born for this moment alone, as if his goal wasn't to be some sort of half breed god and human that was reigning on Mesopotamia but just an incubus that lived by taking in the seeds of a bunch of men for the mere act of survival. 

Huh, guess Kirei could sell Gilgamesh's body so that the church would make a bit more money. It would at least make the useless man actually serve some sort of purpose that could be beneficial to the priest. 

Getting out of his thoughts, Kirei looked at the blond and saw that he was still somehow conscious enough to have some words come out of his mouth, it was rather impressive. 

"So... sho much cum~ ♡ G-God I'm fucking full..." The broken blond mumbled in a slurred and dumb tone, his tongue lolled out of his mouth with how slack his entire body was. 

There was a bulge on his lower belly, filled with nothing but cum and Kirei pushed his large palm against it until a geyser of thick white cream spurted out of the thoroughly used hole of Gilgamesh, his pink and hairless small cock twitched in another dry orgasm.

He looked so pliant and submissive right now that Kirei hoped that his apology earlier was sincere. 

Since it would've meant that dealing with him would perhaps…finally become something more bearable. 

—

He unfortunately was proved wrong a few days later due to Rin deciding it was the right time to barge inside the church to force the king to go outdoors. 

"NO! I don't want to go outside with you since I bet all we'll do is shopping and also girls have cooties!" 

"W-What are you saying?! Boys are the one with cooties! And stop being so selfish. I always accompany you when you ask me!" 

"Yeah! Only after I- STOP! Leave my Saber pillow alone!" 

Kirei wanted to sigh again but he felt like he did a bit too much in the past hour as the bickering between Rin and Gilgamesh was something he definitely has not missed. 

On top of that he was dealing with a…situation that was kind of a anomaly in the first place due to idiotic variables that are out of his control. 

See, normally right now, at this exact moment, it should've been the third day of the 5th Holy Grail war. An event that he had waited about ten years for it to happen, an event that could potentially finally give him answers to the question he had been seeking for his entire life. 

It was thrilling, engrossing and most of all kind of a relief to know that his mental pain would finally be over… 

…Only for it to be delayed due to financial issues. 

He honestly doesn't know why this Happened, but he suddenly got a message from the clock tower saying that they don't have enough revenue to create the Grail merchandise yet which was…what? Since when are products sold regarding a war that is supposed to be private? 

Kirei would have never got his answers since only one day and a half after the war started, every master and servant that got summoned were somehow forced to sign a pact of peace privately to prevent them from killing each other. The fact that no one has made any move to break the pact yet is making the priest think that perhaps none of the members participating in this Grail actually wanted…the Grail. 

This situation was absurd, but it explained how he was now looking at Rin and Gilgamesh arguing like two stuck up tsundere instead of looking over the war and its participants as the administrator he was supposed to be. 

It's…frankly weird to see Rin not too bothered by this turn of events. The priest thought that she was on her way to become a cold and calculating mage just like her father but he guessed that she must have softened up or perhaps she wasn't as closed off as he thought she was. 

Or maybe Gilgamesh had an effect on her? Unlikely but the thought sounded kind of funny considering that the blond actually had no idea that a Grail War in which she was a participant started in the first place, despite the fact that the mage buying gems should've been the biggest red flag possible. 

How does he know that? Well because he was still her guardian so he had to know what she was up to or his role would've been meaningless, even if he actually took no personal interest in it. 

And judging by the childish bickering in front of her, this was for the better. 

"G-Godammit brat! Just let go of the pillow already…!" 

"No way! not until you're coming with me! For all the time I've done this for you, can't you do it for me, just once?!" 

"No!" 

"Come on! I'll make sure we eat some spicy foods!" 

"I hate spicy foods, it hurts my mouth!" 

"What?! But didn't you said you loved it before??" 

"I didn't want you to mock me." 

"Ugghh…"

Their childish fight was starting to hurt Kirei's ears as the duo both started to pull back the Saber pillow toward their own direction with the most amount of strength they could muster. Although the priest had a feeling that the mage was holding back since she could've probably gotten the pillow by her side almost instantly. 

"Just give in, Goldie!" 

"But why?! If you need someone why don't you go with the damn dog?!" 

"Hey! Stop calling me a dog!" 

Ah yes, this was something he actually forgot to mention that was actually kind of amusing. 

Despite having summoned no servant, Kirei managed to gain the Lancer class servant, Cú Chulainn. Now, how exactly has he gained him? 

Well…that might involve some Irish woman with magenta hair being 6ft below the ground at this exact moment, which explained why the servant has such a disdain toward Kirei, that much was understable. 

What was less understable, was Cú somehow getting dragged into Rin and Gilgamesh argument as the punching bag almost like he somehow felt right in place with their petty argument. 

Kirei got out of his train of thoughts, as he watched how this stupid situation escalated. He has nothing else to do either way so he'd have to find a way to kill time. 

Surprisingly, Rin went quiet as she looked at the offended blue hair man. "Well…he can come with me…but I still need you to come."

"Why!?" Gilgamesh yelled like a brat and started pouting in a way that made Kirei want to punch his face. 

The mage merely shrugged. "I've known you for longer and do I know you have a tact for jewelry, I doubt Hawaiian shirt guy is as experienced as you are so even if he comes it won't mean much." 

"Who said I was coming?? And I said my name is-" Unfortunately, Cú got yet again shamelessly cut out as Kirei suspected that the duo seemed way too coordinated to just be accidentally bullying him. 

"Okay? And why should I care? I have better things to do than spend time helping you with some jewels." The blond responded nonchalantly as he tried to get the pillow back on his side to no avail against Rin's grip being clearly stronger than his own. 

"Oh? And what are those more important things, may I ask?" 

"Spending time with Saber!" 

Kirei rubbed his temple at Gilgamesh's goofy tone and expression while Rin herself rolled her eyes and Cú looked as confused as ever, probably wondering who this Saber person was supposed to be since his only knowledge lies in the class 'Saber' itself. 

Seemingly having enough of the blond's stubbornness, the mage narrowed her eyes as she looked at Gilgamesh as if he was an idiot. "You constantly worship Saber like she's some kind of goddess with your Saber this, Saber that. Well guess what!" Rin gritted her teeth while her grip on the pillow became scarily tight. "She's not different from any other girls out there! The only thing that sets her apart is her beauty, aside from that her turds are the same color as everyone else's!" 

…What? 

Kirei seemingly wasn't the only one shocked at Rin's words as the king started stuttering in a baffled way. "W-What?! What are you babbling about! Saber dosen't shit nor does she fart! The only thing coming from her rim is a pure perfume of some of the rarest flower on this planet!" Seems like his argument wasn't any better than Rin's one. 

"See, that what I'm talking about! You're living in your own delusion!"

"Shut up! Just because you had diarrhea and clogged your own toilet, doesn't mean you have the right to project your issues onto everyone else, stupid girl!" 

"WHAT?! Who said anything about diarrhea!? And I never clogged my toilet! In fact you saying this is probably an attempt to hide an embarrassing thing you did!" 

"What are you talking about! I never spent enough time in the bathroom to even give anyone the illusion that I could have possibly done that!" 

Somehow, this admission made Kirei want to include himself in this conversation since the frankly dimwitted turn it had taken was rather entertaining. "Oh? How intriguing? What about a few days ago when you stayed there for around thirty minutes?" Kirei said with an hint of teasing as Gilgamesh scoffed at him. 

"Hmpf, it wasn't shit that was coming out and you know it." Once the blond blurted out his words, the mage gave him an unimpressed expression. 

"Then what was coming out?" 

"Easy, it was Kirei's seme-" 

"OKAY fine! We get it!" Cú interrupted Gilgamesh as he looked absolutely disgusted by the exchange that just took place. "How about we drop the poop subject and talk about something else instead of wasting our time like idiots?" The blue haired man used the friendlier tone he could muster as he tried to put a stop to this frankly, pitiful fight. 

He unfortunately had no idea that he was dealing with two of the most stubborn people in town."Wawah woof woof bark snarl stop barking so loud, dog." Gilgamesh replied in the most mocking tone Jr could muster as he shooed the blue haired man away like he was just some abandoned dog on the street. 

"Damn you!" Cú responded even if shockingly enough, Kirei had expected him to be more angry at these allegations toward his person. It seems that a lot of Kirei's previous observations have been wrong today. 

Ignoring the blue haired man, Gilgamesh looked at Rin with a condescending look. "Besides, aren't you a moron?" 

"Hah?!" 

"I mean…" The blond rolled his eyes in an insulting manner. "Did you genuinely expect me to say yes, how dimwitted are you? You talked about knowing me the longest. Yet, if your brain was working properly you'd have known instantly that I wouldn't have taken the offer." Gilgamesh kept on going as he completely missed the look of shock and disgust that Rin was sending his way. 

The exact moment Rin actually used all of her strength to get the pillow, and the exact moment Gilgamesh heard a cracking noise, his confidence removed itself from his body as if it had never been here. "W-What the hell are you doing, stop!" The otaku yelled in a pathetic attempt to stop Rin from potentially ripping off his dakimakura. 

Unfortunately, the efforts proved itself to be futile as the blond's gasp started wavering due to how he was getting physically overpowered by the girl. "O-Okay I'm sorry for getting carried away so please stop! You'll rip my Saber pillow if you keep on going, enough-!" Gilgamesh started to protest desperately as Kirei couldn't even mask his disappointment. 

So all he had to do this whole time to get the king to apologize was to threaten his pillow that had an Anime girl printed on it huh…suddenly, his previous domination over the otaku felt hollow. 

Rin, probably having enough of Gilgamesh's yelling, let go of the pillow as the sheer force in which Gilgamesh was pulling it back, made him fall to the floor. 

Like some sort of spoiled stupid brat, instead of getting up, Gilgamesh stayed on the ground as he started hugging the pillow for dear life while pouting alongside his eyes watering. 

"Oi, is he fine?" Cú asked, genuinely worried about Gilgamesh's behavior. To which Rin just shrugged as she said that he'll go back to normal in probably ten seconds. 

Which proved itself to be correct as he soon enough went back to his obnoxious, loud and mocking self which made Kirei almost wish that his pathetic display lasted for longer. 

Rin sighed and rubbed her temple, she looked like she was about to give up until…

She suddenly proposed a challenge to the otaku. 

—

"Ahah! bring it on, brat!" 

Were the exact words the king said once Rin proposed her idea to him, even if he knows that he never won against her once but he'd rather let that under the carpet. 

Besides, the price was tempting. Sure, if he loses against the brat he'll have to accompany her and the unwilling dog to stare at some rocks that he probably mostly already had in his treasure but if he wins? Not only he wouldn't have to do that task but on top of that the brat would buy him any figurines he wanted! How could he refuse this deal? He has money but having the mage bow down to him was a must. 

To top it all off the girl said that what she would be challenging Gilgamesh on was just a stupid game that she saw some of her classmates doing, so it couldn't be that bad, right? 

…right? 

Watching Rin warily as she started pulling out a…pen from her bag, Gilgamesh started to have a bad feeling once she slowly placed her hand on the nearest table and made the pen slowly go in-between each crack of her fingers. 

"Uhhh…"

This is bad news. 

Rin looked at him with a malicious smirk. "This cheap thrill is a huge hit with middle-schoolers and high-schoolers so I'm expecting someone like you to do well enough."

Now she's just talking out of her ass! 

While the otaku was not so confident about proceeding with the whole thing, there was no way he was going to give up to that damn brat and so he looked at her with a curious look. "How are we supposed to decide the winner?" He asked, crossing his arms in an attempt to look as unbothered as possible. 

Rin's gaze turned into a questioning one as the dog decided it was his time to bark himself into the conversation. "How about we make it a challenge about who does it the fastest?" 

Huh, this actually wasn't a bad idea. 

After both agreed, Rin finally truly got into position as she took a deep breath to prepare herself. 

Then…the otaku swears he saw some weird aura engulfing her as without any warning, she at an incredible speed, stabbed the pen through the crack of her fingers without even gazing at them. 

…This kid's whack. 

"E-Eh! Is that all you can do?" Gilgamesh chuckled nervously as he felt sweat appearing on his forehead the exact moment she looked at him with the pen in her hand.

"You're… up next." Why does she sound so threatening! 

Not having any way to get out of this situation, Gilgamesh slammed his hand covered with the black fingerless glove on the table as he in turn also took a deep breath. 

This whole thing is dangerous…but failing isn't an option! And with those words said to himself, Gilgamesh stabbed the pen through the wooden table at the same speed the mage displayed earlier in an attempt to win the war. 

"H-He's fast too!" Cú barked with a surprised tone as in no time flat, Gilgamesh was done with his turn and looked at the three people in front of him with a smirk that was beaming with confidence. 

Ah…I kind of gazed at my finger…The otaku thought as he tried his best to hide the drop of blood that was coming out of his hand since he didn't want to get humiliated for his failure. 

Unfortunately, their battle wasn't done as Cú sighed. "You were both about the same speed so I couldn't tell who won." The blue haired man shrugged, both Rin and Gilgamesh clicked their tongues at the fact that they'd have to do it again. 

However before Rin got back in again, Kirei finally decided to speak. "Okay then…" The priest looked at the mage and otaku who raised their eyebrows at him. 

"Do it with a compass."

What's wrong with you?!

Gilgamesh didn't miss the way the mage flinched as she tried to get her composure back instantly. "Very well…"

"Wait, seriously?!" 

The blond was unfortunately proved soon enough that the brat was indeed serious once he saw her taking out a compass, placing her hand on the table yet again and…doing the same thing she did before with the exact same speed. 

"Okay, next." Rin looked at Gilgamesh in a cold way as he advanced to his doom and saw that there were even holes on the wooden table. 

Probably seeing the blond's doubt, Cú wrapped his arm around his shoulder in a friendly manner. "Don't worry, Bro! Even if you mess up, at least you'll get the ability to breathe through your fingers!" 

No, you mean I'll have bored through it…

Slowly walking toward his fate, Gilgamesh raised his hand with the compass as he placed his other one on the table. Aahh…if only he didn't have a physical body, things like this wouldn't be such a pain… 

After a few seconds, he glared at his hand and finally made up with the fact that he probably wouldn't get out of the situation unscathed. 

It was nice knowing you, my fingers! 

And then with a speed that was rivaling Rin's one, Gilgamesh stabbed the needle of the compass through the gap in-between his finger as he heard Cú gasping behind him. 

"He-He's fast!" The shocking tone that the blue haired man used, proved to the king that he indeed was on the right track. 

Unfortunately… 

"No, wait!" 

It was only short-lived. 

"He's nowhere near his fingers!" 

Gilgamesh spent the rest of the day listening to Rin gushing about gems. 

—

Shiro wanted to go home. 

Frankly, the exact moment he saw the strange…blond man walking down the street looking way too drunk, he knew that engaging in any sort of discussion with him would end in some…not so pleasant experiences. 

He even tried to warn Taiga about it but all she said was 'But look how lonely and lost he seems, Shiro!' as if the reason he looked so lonely wasn't because he looked like he picked up a fight with a bunch of delinquents only to lose in some ways. 

In all honesty, Shiro did not want to indulge in any type of discussion with this man, but Taiga had different ideas as she basically dragged both Shiro and the blond in the nearest bar while she asked the stranger to just spill everything out. 

To which he did, a bit too gleefully since Shiro has been listening to his complaint for about thirty minutes by now. 

"-And then this darn brat just forced me to come with her to see some shiny rocks instead of letting me spend some precious time with my waifu!" 

"It's alright, it's alright. Let it all out." Taiga started patting the man's back as if he was a kid and this made Shiro frankly feel second-hand embarrassment. 

The stranger took a huge sip of the beer in front of him as he looked at Taiga with half lidded eyes."There was also that damn dog that kept barking in my ear! For fuck sake, when have the plebs gotten to selfish!" He angrily slapped his fist on the table and Shiro had the sneaky suspicion that he wasn't referring to an animal with the word 'dog'. 

"Mhm mhm!" Taiga nobbed as she crossed her arms. "Society truly has failed a lot of people huh, Gilgamesh-san? That is why my goal is to restore order in this gloomy and dark world!" 

"Taiga, what are you even saying…" Shiro rubbed his temple as he realized that he wasn't just dealing with one delusional person unfortunately. 

The man, apparently named Gilgamesh (a thing that Shiro completely missed) chuckled warmly as he showed one of his rarest sincere smiles at the woman. "You are a woman of fine taste and with an intriguing character to top it off, I hope that you-" The blond's head instantly slammed itself on the bar's counter as both Shiro and Taiga soon realized that he had fallen asleep. 

"...What was that?" Was the only thing the redhead could ask at such a weird encounter. 

—

They all say that you never know what life is made of and how searching logic in every corner of it is a fool errand. 

At first Kirei did not believe in that saying, he was born defective from birth and there had to be a reason for it, there had to be a reason for his difference because if there wasn't then…what would be the point of everything in general? If everything was doomed to be…meaningless and without any goals in mind, then what was the point of living? 

All of those question is what made the priest believe that everything had an origin and had a goal that had to be filled because it just…made more sense in that way. 

Unfortunately for Kirei, it has been proven to him multiple times by now that what he believed in was faulty…and this one belief in particular wasn't escaping the rule. 

Because the exact moment he heard that the Grail War of all things got canceled because of a lack of budget, he realized that perhaps…it was the truth, life just had no clear meaning after all. 

What shocked him the most was just…how he seemingly was the only one affected by it. Rin somehow was not so worried at all by the fact that she wouldn't be able to honor the Tohsaka lineage and went on to study at the clock tower, Cú became a legend as someone who has died several times yet kept on living, and Gilgamesh…actually stayed the same. 

And that made Kirei wonder if perhaps that was his punishment for all of the vile acts he has committed in his rather long life. 

Since while Kirei was having an existential crisis about how he'll never get answers for all of his questions, the blond, even after years, was still the same obnoxious brat he had been for…frankly most of the time Kirei had known him. 

Which was surprising since after Rin went to study abroad while Cú was doing his own things, the otaku has had his small depression episode where he practically did nothing for days and kept on sleeping in his room. 

Kirei knew that Gilgamesh was fond of Rin but apparently he was of Cú too? Now that was rather surprising since all he did was bully him restlessly without any shred of mercy. 

Frankly, it was so miserable that…Kirei sort of pitied the blond. That is until he bounced back into his annoyed self and started to act like a spoiled beat yet again almost instantly. 

It has been years and Kirei still has to deal with the otaku's nonsense. Why hadn't he killed himself? Well who knows. But…at least Gilgamesh's talk does prevent him from spiraling down into madness so he'd have to give credit where it's due. 

This was especially true right now when Gilgamesh was talking to him in an angry and baffled tone as the priest only half-listened. 

"-And Naruto, the guy who was all about hard work and determining your fate, is now a goddamn child of prophecy! Yes, a child of prophecy! This mongrel's destiny was already written before he was even supposedly born by this ugly frog that I don't even remember the name of, Yogabagaru? Either way-" Gilgamesh slapped his fist on the wooden table under him. "That ugly frog prophesied that he would unite the tails beasts and then 'change the world'." 

"...Kishimoto, are you kidding me?!" 

Aahh, at least looking at Gilgamesh's frustrated face was still as entertaining as it had ever been, this was the only redeeming quality about this situation. 

Unfortunately for him, Gilgamesh wasn't done yet. "Fine! Naruto and the author are lying bastards, but I thought it couldn't get worse and then-" The blond gritted his teeth. "Neji, the mongrel I've talked about before whose previous philosophy was you know…about how destiny and duty was to die for the main branch and then Naruto was like just shape your destiny through hard work. Well then guess what?!" 

Kirei looked at him with a curious look as Gilgamesh yelled. "That mongrel died! And how does he die? Go and ask me, come on make my day and ask me-"

"How does he di-" 

"BY PROTECTING HINATA, THE MAIN BRANCH-!!!"